E9 - The Championship's Decisive Match 3

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[00:04] Kojika/I
    Who's the strongest in Saitama?
SIGN    Rap Battle
[00:08] Kojika/I
    Rap Battle in Saitama Arena, check it out!
SIGN    In Saitama Arena
[00:12] Azuma/I
    Did you lose your nerve already, Urawa?
SIGN    Aragami                                                 Azuma
[00:19] Tokiwa
    Yeah, yeah, at this point, I'm not
    surprised, and I won't retort.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "The Championship's Decisive Match 3"
[00:23] Sign
    Episode 9: "The Championship's Decisive Match 3."
[00:26] Azuma/I
    Dumb question, fingerprints,
    a gateway to success.
[00:29] Azuma/I
    A weakness, a visit, Mito Komon!
[00:31] Tokiwa
    This is more of a list
    of lame jokes than rap.
SIGN    ANGER
[00:36] Azuma
    Theoretically, it's possible.
[00:37] Tokiwa
    Huh?
[00:37] Azuma
    Rap is a genre in music.
SIGN    Rap is a genre in music
SIGN    Music is pure harmonics
[00:40] Azuma
    Music is pure harmonics
    expressed on staff notation.
SIGN    expressed on staff notation
[00:44] Azuma
    Everything is numeric.
SIGN    Everything is numeric
SIGN    Everything is a theorem
[00:45] Azuma
    Everything is a theorem.
SIGN    So it's possible in theory
[00:46] Azuma
    So it's possible in theory.
[00:48] Tokiwa
    What?
[00:49] Azuma/I
    Omiya's scientific ability
    is the best in the world!
[00:52] Azuma/I
    My theory has unmatched accuracy!
[00:54] Azuma/I
    Representing Omiya,
[00:56] Azuma/I
    A.K.A. Mad scientist.
[00:57] Azuma/I
    Give me music!
[00:59] Tokiwa
    It doesn't work in theory, either.
[01:00] Usagi/I
    Vibes are up,
[01:02] Usagi/I
    dissing Omiya, man.
[01:03] Usagi/I
    Kill with a skill that's overkill,
[01:04] Usagi/I
    Wack MC!
[01:06] Minami/I
    Show me your thug life,
[01:08] Minami/I
    throw it away and you're sunshine.
[01:11] Minami/I
    Coming to battle,
[01:13] Minami/I
    call me names all you want,
[01:14] Minami/I
    we'll knock them all down.
[01:16] Minami/I
    Say yo!
[01:18] Tokiwa
    Somehow, you two are not bad.
[01:20] Minami
    You do it, too, man.
[01:21] Minami
    Come on, man.
[01:23] Tokiwa
    Wh-What?!
[01:24] Tokiwa
    No, why should I...
[01:25] Tokiwa/I
    Urawa Third is the best in Japan.
[01:28] Tokiwa/I
    Unify the world, the best in Japan
[01:31] Azuma/I
    Saint Omiya is the best in the world.
[01:34] Azume/I
    A shiny girl's high is the best in the world.
[01:37] Tokiwa/I
    Urawa Third is fancy arugula,
[01:39] Tokiwa/I
    Saint Omiya is like a taro root.
[01:42] Azuma/I
    A taro root is sticky, cool perseverance.
[01:45] Azuma/I
    So aren't you going to eat it?
[01:47] Tokiwa
    Huh? Me?
[01:48] Tokiwa
    A-Are you asking about me?
[01:50] Tokiwa
    Um, I do eat.
[01:52] Tokiwa
    Like... ohistashi salad...
[01:58] Sign
    WOW
[02:01] Tokiwa
    I told you I couldn't do it.
[02:04] Azuma
    Omiya's scientific ability
    is the best in the world!
[02:07] Azuma
    My theory has unmatched accuracy!
[02:10] Saiko N.
    Hold it right there!
[02:12] Saiko N.
    You all seem to be having fun without us.
[02:16] Saiko N.
    Now, Kojika, show them what you can do!
[02:18] Kojika
    Are you ready?
[02:19] Kojika
    Ninpo Ultra high-speed rap technique!
[02:23] Tokiwa
    No way! What is this ultra high-speed rap?!
[02:26] Tokiwa
    But you can't tell a thing she's saying!
[02:28] Usagi
    What an amazing performance!
[02:30] Minami
    This is absolutely the best.
[02:33] Tokiwa
    How can you tell what she's saying?
[02:38] Azuma
    Omiya's better, all right?!
[02:40] Azuma
    Omiya's better...
SIGN    SHOCK
[02:42] Kojika
    Azuma is unable to continue.
[02:44] Kojika
    Therefore, the winner of
    this match is Urawa Third!
[02:47] Usagi
    We did it, man!
[02:49] Minami
    We won, man!
[02:51] Tokiwa
    It's terrible.
[02:52] Tokiwa
    This is not rap.
[02:54] Kojika
    Railway Quiz Championship, Saitama
    Preliminary Semifinal, third round.
SIGN    Railway Quiz Championship, Saitama 
    Preliminary Semifinal, third round
     Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High
    Rap Battle!!
SIGN    Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High
[02:57] Kojika
    Urawa Third has one victory!
SIGN    Musasi-no!
[03:02] Narrator
    Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.
[03:14] Narrator
    Raise your arms up and start
    by stretching your whole body.
[03:19] Narrator
    And one, two, three, four...
[03:24] Narrator
    Fully stretch your spine. Now,
    moving on to arms and legs.
[03:28] Narrator
    Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...