# E9 - The Championship's Decisive Match 3
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**[00:04] Kojika/I**
*Who's the strongest in Saitama?*
***SIGN*** Rap Battle
**[00:08] Kojika/I**
*Rap Battle in Saitama Arena, check it out!*
***SIGN*** In Saitama Arena
**[00:12] Azuma/I**
*Did you lose your nerve already, Urawa?*
***SIGN*** Aragami Azuma
**[00:19] Tokiwa**
Yeah, yeah, at this point, I'm not
surprised, and I won't retort.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** "The Championship's Decisive Match 3"
**[00:23] Sign**
Episode 9: "The Championship's Decisive Match 3."
**[00:26] Azuma/I**
* Dumb question, fingerprints,*
* a gateway to success.*
**[00:29] Azuma/I**
*A weakness, a visit, Mito Komon!*
**[00:31] Tokiwa**
This is more of a list
of lame jokes than rap.
***SIGN*** ANGER
**[00:36] Azuma**
Theoretically, it's possible.
**[00:37] Tokiwa**
Huh?
**[00:37] Azuma**
Rap is a genre in music.
***SIGN*** Rap is a genre in music
***SIGN*** Music is pure harmonics
**[00:40] Azuma**
Music is pure harmonics
expressed on staff notation.
***SIGN*** expressed on staff notation
**[00:44] Azuma**
Everything is numeric.
***SIGN*** Everything is numeric
***SIGN*** Everything is a theorem
**[00:45] Azuma**
Everything is a theorem.
***SIGN*** So it's possible in theory
**[00:46] Azuma**
So it's possible in theory.
**[00:48] Tokiwa**
What?
**[00:49] Azuma/I**
* Omiya's scientific ability*
* is the best in the world!*
**[00:52] Azuma/I**
*My theory has unmatched accuracy!*
**[00:54] Azuma/I**
*Representing Omiya,*
**[00:56] Azuma/I**
*A.K.A. Mad scientist.*
**[00:57] Azuma/I**
*Give me music!*
**[00:59] Tokiwa**
It doesn't work in theory, either.
**[01:00] Usagi/I**
*Vibes are up,*
**[01:02] Usagi/I**
*dissing Omiya, man.*
**[01:03] Usagi/I**
*Kill with a skill that's overkill,*
**[01:04] Usagi/I**
*Wack MC!*
**[01:06] Minami/I**
*Show me your thug life,*
**[01:08] Minami/I**
*throw it away and you're sunshine.*
**[01:11] Minami/I**
*Coming to battle,*
**[01:13] Minami/I**
*call me names all you want,*
**[01:14] Minami/I**
*we'll knock them all down.*
**[01:16] Minami/I**
*Say yo!*
**[01:18] Tokiwa**
Somehow, you two are not bad.
**[01:20] Minami**
You do it, too, man.
**[01:21] Minami**
Come on, man.
**[01:23] Tokiwa**
Wh-What?!
**[01:24] Tokiwa**
No, why should I...
**[01:25] Tokiwa/I**
*Urawa Third is the best in Japan.*
**[01:28] Tokiwa/I**
*Unify the world, the best in Japan*
**[01:31] Azuma/I**
*Saint Omiya is the best in the world.*
**[01:34] Azume/I**
*A shiny girl's high is the best in the world.*
**[01:37] Tokiwa/I**
*Urawa Third is fancy arugula,*
**[01:39] Tokiwa/I**
*Saint Omiya is like a taro root.*
**[01:42] Azuma/I**
*A taro root is sticky, cool perseverance.*
**[01:45] Azuma/I**
*So aren't you going to eat it?*
**[01:47] Tokiwa**
Huh? Me?
**[01:48] Tokiwa**
A-Are you asking about me?
**[01:50] Tokiwa**
Um, I do eat.
**[01:52] Tokiwa**
Like... ohistashi salad...
**[01:58] Sign**
WOW
**[02:01] Tokiwa**
I told you I couldn't do it.
**[02:04] Azuma**
Omiya's scientific ability
is the best in the world!
**[02:07] Azuma**
My theory has unmatched accuracy!
**[02:10] Saiko N.**
Hold it right there!
**[02:12] Saiko N.**
You all seem to be having fun without us.
**[02:16] Saiko N.**
Now, Kojika, show them what you can do!
**[02:18] Kojika**
Are you ready?
**[02:19] Kojika**
Ninpo Ultra high-speed rap technique!
**[02:23] Tokiwa**
No way! What is this ultra high-speed rap?!
**[02:26] Tokiwa**
But you can't tell a thing she's saying!
**[02:28] Usagi**
What an amazing performance!
**[02:30] Minami**
This is absolutely the best.
**[02:33] Tokiwa**
How can you tell what she's saying?
**[02:38] Azuma**
Omiya's better, all right?!
**[02:40] Azuma**
Omiya's better...
***SIGN*** SHOCK
**[02:42] Kojika**
Azuma is unable to continue.
**[02:44] Kojika**
Therefore, the winner of
this match is Urawa Third!
**[02:47] Usagi**
We did it, man!
**[02:49] Minami**
We won, man!
**[02:51] Tokiwa**
It's terrible.
**[02:52] Tokiwa**
This is not rap.
**[02:54] Kojika**
Railway Quiz Championship, Saitama
Preliminary Semifinal, third round.
***SIGN*** Railway Quiz Championship, Saitama
Preliminary Semifinal, third round
Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High
Rap Battle!!
***SIGN*** Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High
**[02:57] Kojika**
Urawa Third has one victory!
***SIGN*** Musasi-no!
**[03:02] Narrator**
Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.
**[03:14] Narrator**
Raise your arms up and start
by stretching your whole body.
**[03:19] Narrator**
And one, two, three, four...
**[03:24] Narrator**
Fully stretch your spine. Now,
moving on to arms and legs.
**[03:28] Narrator**
Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...