E7 - The Championship's Decisive Match

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SIGN    38th Railway Quiz Championship
     Saitama Preliminary Semifinal
SIGN    Saitama Cartoon Art Museum
[00:07] Kojika
    Saitama Cartoon Art Museum is located
[00:10] ---
    on a place noted in connection
    with Kitazawa Rakuten,
SIGN    Kitazawa Rakuten
[00:12] ---
    who's considered to be the "father"
    of contemporary Japanese manga.
[00:15] Kojika
    Befitting this birthplace of manga,
    the first round of the semi-final will be...
[00:20] Kojika
    Local specialty eating contest!
[00:22] Tokiwa
    Wait, why an eating contest?!
[00:25] Tokiwa
    It has nothing to do with
    either manga or Saitama!
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    "The Championship's Decisive Match"
[00:28] ---
    Episode 7:
    "The Championship's Decisive Match"!
[00:31] Kojika
    Here they come!
[00:33] Kojika
    The pride of Saitama, a generous
    heap of Musashino udon noodle!
[00:37] Kojika
    Beef Soup Udon Noodle from Fujidana Udon!
SIGN    Fujidana Udon
[00:38] Sign (Bottom)
    Beef Soup Udon Noodle
[00:40] Kojika
    Next up!
[00:41] Kojika
    Oh, no! The lid of the bowl won't close!
[00:44] Kojika
    People can't even reach
    the rice part underneath?!
[00:46] Kojika
    Here it is, a big serving
    of the Sauce Cutlet Don
[00:48] ---
    from Ebisuya Shokudo in Higashimatsuyama!
SIGN    Ebisuya Shokudo
SIGN    Sauce Cutlet Don
[00:51] Kojika
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, who brings up the rear?
[00:54] Kojika
    Behold the impressive presentation of
    the meal that hails from Iruma city!
[00:57] Kojika
    It's not nicknamed "White Devil" for nothing!
[00:59] Kojika
    Here's Grilled Meat Set Meal from Koto!
[01:00] ---
    Koto
SIGN    Grilled Meat Set Meal
[01:01] Tokiwa
    Food menu intro stands out more than
    intro of participating schools.
[01:05] Tokiwa
    But the sad thing is, since it's not a quiz,
    we actually have a chance at winning.
[01:09] Minami
    Exactly, just leave it to me!
[01:11] Minami
    No one beats me at being a big eater!
[01:12] Usagi
    That's true!
[01:13] Usagi
    Even eating expired food
    won't hurt you, Minami!
[01:16] Tokiwa
    You got banned from the food sampling
    section of a store for being too greedy.
[01:19] Minami
    Hey now, you two. Stop dissing me
    while pretending to root for me.
[01:24] Kojika
    Let's get started!
[01:26] Kojika
    I'm Bessho Kojika, your MC today.
[01:29] Kojika
    The rule is simple.
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
SIGN    MUNCH
[01:30] Kojika
    The one who finishes all of the large
    servings of food first is the winner.
[01:33] Kojika
    Choose one person to represent each school.
SIGN    Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High, First Round
     The rule is simple
     The one who finishes all of the large 
    servings of food first is the winner
     Choose one person to represent each school
     Helper Card
     However, you may use up to four 
    Helper Cards during the championship
[01:35] Kojika
    However, you may use up to four
    Helper Cards during the championship.
[01:40] Tokiwa
    Huh? "Helper Card"?
[01:42] Tokiwa
    Anything goes, I guess.
[01:44] Tokiwa
    Wow, let's check out Sakae from Saint Omiya.
[01:46] Tokiwa
    She finished Musashino udon noodle and
    is moving on to the sauce cutlet don!
[01:49] Usagi
    B-But how?!
[01:51] Usagi
    She hasn't taken even a
    bite until a second ago!
[01:54] Minami
    Wh-What?!
[01:55] Minami
    What kind of power did she use?
[01:55] Sign
    SMUG!
[01:58] Kojima
    It's mysterious, don't you think?
[01:59] Kojima
    Now, Sakae, let them see it!
[02:01] Kojima
    The power of dark matter!
[02:03] Sakae
    My stomach is the cosmos!
SIGN    Cosmos
[02:07] Minami
    What the heck?!
[02:09] Minami
    That's not fair...
[02:10] Kojima
    Now, Sakae of Saint Omiya is working on
    the last dish, grilled meat set meal!
SIGN    SHOCK
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    CHOMP
[02:15] Usagi
    Tokiwa, what do we do?
[02:17] Usagi
    Minami is gonna lose!
[02:19] Tokiwa
    Oh, the Helper Card!
SIGN    Helper Card
[02:21] Tokiwa
    Usagi, use the Helper Card!
[02:22] Usagi
    Oh yeah, you're right!
SIGN    Musasi-no!
[02:24] Usagi
    Usagi's turn, draw!
[02:25] Usagi
    Calling on the Helper Card!
[02:27] Usagi
    Um, huh?
SIGN    Misono Robot
    Member (Hidden)
    Voila!
    Ta-da!
    Ta-da!
[02:29] Usagi
    I don't remember this card...
[02:32] Tokiwa
    Which card did you draw?!
SIGN    SMUG!
[02:38] Misono Robo
    Target confirmed.
SIGN    MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
[02:40] Misono Robo
    Locked on!
[02:42] Sakae
    Wh-What's happening?!
[02:43] Usagi
    Amazing! We can win! We can win this!
[02:46] Tokiwa
    I don't really get it, but maybe
    a comeback win isn't a dream—
[02:48] Misono Robo
    Misono Robot freezes, freezes!
[02:51] Usagi/Minami/Tokiwa
    Oh man, this isn't gonna work...
SIGN    Railway Quiz Championship,  Saitama Preliminary Semifinal, first round!
[02:56] Sign
    Railway Quiz Championship
     Saitama Preliminary
     Semifinal, first round
[02:58] Kojika
    Saint Omiya Girls High wins!
[02:58] Sign
    Urawa Third vs Saint Omiya Girls High
SIGN    Musasi-no!
[03:02] Narrator
    Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.
[03:14] Narrator
    Raise your arms up and start
    by stretching your whole body.
[03:19] Narrator
    And one, two, three, four...
[03:24] Narrator
    Fully stretch your spine. Now,
    moving on to arms and legs.
[03:28] Narrator
    Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...