E6 - Side Story in Space

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[00:02] Misono
    Why am I here?
[00:05] Misono
    Where did I come from, and where am I going?
[00:12] Misono
    I was only trying to get to school.
[00:17] Misono
    What's happening to me?
[00:20] Sakae
    Welcome to the world of dark matter.
[00:22] Misono
    Wh-who is it?!
[00:25] Sakae
    Saint Omiya Girls High School,
    first-year, Seiganji Sakae.
[00:29] Sakae
    This is the realm of dark
    matter under my reign.
[00:33] Sakae
    You will forever be trapped
    in here unless you beat me!
[00:36] Misono
    Wh-What did you say?!
SIGN    What did you say
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Side Story in Space"
[00:39] Sign
    Episode 6 "Side Story in Space"!
[01:05] Misono
    Misono, launching!
[01:11] Misono
    Hmph. It cannot be true that
    dark matter is actually axions.
SIGN    Hmph. Dark matter is a lie.
SIGN    Misono
[01:16] Misono
    After all, the Beyond Standard Model,
[01:18] Sign (Bottom)
    The Beyond Standard Model, which lies beyond the 
    Standard Model of elementary particles, is imperfect!
[01:19] ---
    which lies beyond the Standard Model
    of elementary particles, is imperfect!
[01:23] Sakae
    Oh? You sound like you
    might know a thing or two.
[01:28] Sakae
    Then tell me how you plan to refute
    the effectiveness of the Axion model
SIGN    CP Violation
    How can one refute the effectiveness of the 
    Axion model that solved the strong C-P problem?
[01:33] Sign (Left)
    Sakae
[01:33] Sign (Bottom)
    How do you refute the effectiveness 
    of the Axion model?!
[01:33] ---
    that solved the strong C-P problem?!
[01:35] Misono
    It's a piece of cake with
    the superstring theory!
[01:38] Sign (Left)
    Misono
[01:38] Sign (Bottom)
    It's a piece of cake with the superstring theory!
[01:40] Sakae
    The ultimate theory,
[01:42] Sakae
    which include everything from
    gravitational interaction and others?!
[01:46] Sakae
    Who exactly are you?!
[01:52] Misono
    The superstring theory is the cosmic truth!
[01:52] Sign (Left)
    Misono
[01:52] Sign (Bottom)
    The superstring theory is the cosmic truth!
[01:52] Sign (Left)
    Misono
[01:57] Sign
    The superstring theory 
    is the ultimate theory!!
[01:57] Misono
    The superstring theory
    is the ultimate theory!
[02:01] ---
    The superstring theory is the ultimate theory!
[02:04] Misono
    All right! I did it!
[02:08] Misono
    Oh, no! It can't be!
[02:11] Sakae
    Didn't I tell you?
[02:12] Sakae
    The universe is controlled by axions.
[02:15] Sakae
    The Beyond Standard Model
    will be the true champion of
[02:15] Sign
    The Beyond Standard Model will be the true 
    champion of the particle theories in this universe!
[02:19] ---
    the particle theories in this universe!
[02:22] Sakae
    Take this! Nebula Abyss!
[02:23] Sign (Left)
    Sakae
[02:23] Sign (Bottom)
    Take this! Nebula Abyss!
[02:29] Sakae
    Hmph. What a pointless victory.
[02:36] Sakae
    Who is it?!
[02:38] Misono Robot
    CREAAAK, KER-CHAK, CLUNK.
[02:42] Sakae
    Hmph. Not bad for an Urawa student.
[02:45] Sakae
    What's that? Let's continue this
    at the actual championship?
[02:49] Sakae
    For sure! And we'll decide who's the winner!
[02:55] Tokiwa
    What is going on here?
[02:57] Usagi
    Wow!
[02:59] Minami
    Beats me.
SIGN    Musasi-no!
[03:02] Narrator
    Let us begin the Usagi-chan Gymnastics.
[03:14] Narrator
    Raise your arms up and start
    by stretching your whole body.
[03:19] Narrator
    And one, two, three, four...
[03:24] Narrator
    Fully stretch your spine.
    Now, moving on to arms and legs.
[03:28] Narrator
    Let's try and feel how Usagi-chan feels...