E12 - Somewhere on This Planet

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SIGN    Owning a cat
SIGN    Caring for a kitty
SIGN    Cat at home all day
SIGN    Living with a cat
SIGN    Your first pet
SIGN    How cats live
[01:58] C-018
    ID Number C-018 was developed
    as an anti-Earthling weapon.
[02:04] C-018
    But I'm a useless reject.
[02:09] C-018
    In fact...
[02:12] (Flashback) Rooney
    It's practically a robot pet.
[02:15] C-018
    C-018 is not meant to be a pet.
[02:18] C-018
    But rejects are no good for battle.
[02:21] C-018
    Why did I ever come to exist?
[02:29] Rooney
    Good morning, C-018.
[02:34] Rooney
    Glad to see you're full of energy.
[02:37] Rooney
    "C-018" is a mouthful to say.
[02:40] Rooney
    Can I give you a nickname?
[02:45] Rooney
    Oh, I guess the General
    should be the one to do that.
[02:48] Rooney
    I bet he'd get angry if I took the liberty.
[02:51] C-018
    Hey.
[02:52] Rooney
    Yes, what is it?
[02:54] C-018
    Once that man has taken custody,
    will C-018 have any responsibilities?
[03:00] Rooney
    Not especially.
[03:02] C-018
    Nothing...?
[03:04] Rooney
    That's right.
[03:06] Rooney
    It's technically a probationary arrangement,
     so we don't want you causing any trouble.
[03:11] Rooney
    But we've installed a GPS,
    so you're free to roam.
[03:18] C-018
    Dismantle C-018.
[03:26] Rooney
    I can't do that.
[03:28] Rooney
    You're a valuable specimen.
[03:31] C-018
    Let go!
[03:33] C-018
    Then shut me down and put me in storage!
[03:36] Rooney
    I can't do that either.
[03:38] C-018
    Why not?!
[03:39] Rooney
    Because of the General.
[03:41] Mr. Villain
    Sorry to bother you.
[03:43] Rooney
    Good morning, General. What's up?
[03:46] Mr. Villain
    I came to see this one.
[03:51] Mr. Villain
    Pick one.
[03:54] Rooney
    Pick one? Life or death?
    The means of execution?
[03:58] Mr. Villain
    Huh? No.
[04:00] Mr. Villain
    I meant a bed.
SIGN    Cushion Cat Bed
SIGN    Domed-Shaped Cat House
[04:02] Mr. Villain
    I asked Trigger his opinion,
    and he angrily told me to ask C-018.
[04:07] Rooney
    Good thinking.
[04:10] Mr. Villain
    Have you decided?
[04:11] Mr. Villain
    If you don't choose one...
SIGN    Panda Cat Bed
SIGN    Cat Food
[04:14] Mr. Villain
    it'll be this.
[04:20] C-018
    A-Anything's fine.
[04:23] Mr. Villain
    Okay, this one it is.
[04:27] Rooney
    Say, I'll be joining you on the next mission.
[04:30] Mr. Villain
    All right.
[04:32] Mr. Villain
    I'll be on my way.
[04:37] Rooney
    Do you see now?
[04:40] Rooney
    He won't ask much of you,
[04:43] Rooney
    but the General is very much looking
    forward to taking you home.
[04:47] Rooney
    So, though you may be reluctant,
    would you mind going with him?
[04:52] Rooney
    If you stay with him awhile
     and decide it's just not going to work,
[04:57] Rooney
    I promise to deactivate you
    and store you here at HQ.
[05:07] C-018
    C-018 is here reluctantly.
    And using this thing reluctantly.
[05:14] Mr. Villain
    Is that so?
[05:15] C-018
    Reluctantly, you hear?!
[05:17] Mr. Villain
    How comfortable is it?
[05:24] C-018
    It's not bad.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
[06:04] Mr. Villain
    In the end, it never did bloom this year.
[06:08] evergreen-oak boy
    I'm sure she was tired.
[06:12] evergreen-oak boy
    Maybe she'll feel better next year!
[06:15] Mr. Villain
    She may not have realized you're here.
[06:19] evergreen-oak boy
    Yeah, I bet you're right!
[06:21] Mr. Villain
    However...
[06:23] Mr. Villain
    I suspect you were still holding
    out hope it would blossom.
[06:28] evergreen-oak boy
    Shaddup!
[06:30] Mr. Villain
    You said you'd wait as long as it takes, brat.
[06:33] evergreen-oak boy
    Shaddup!
[06:35] Mr. Villain
    I figured it was going to bloom.
[06:40] evergreen-oak boy
    Really?
[06:47] Mr. Villain
    Next year, I'll make enough for two.
[07:03] evergreen-oak boy
    Edible triangles!
[07:12] evergreen-oak boy
    You...
[07:14] evergreen-oak boy
    You like these, don't you?
[07:16] evergreen-oak boy
    Do you... want one?
[07:31] evergreen-oak boy
    H-Humans are strange, aren't they?
[07:35] evergreen-oak boy
    They make their food into triangles.
[07:37] evergreen-oak boy
    That old guy... apparently isn't human,
     but he's a weird one, too.
[07:44] evergreen-oak boy
    He made these triangles for us,
     and also that string telephone.
[07:48] evergreen-oak boy
    I wonder where that ended up...
[07:54] evergreen-oak boy
    There's so much more I wish I'd told you.
[07:59] evergreen-oak boy
    I wish I could've talked to you
    instead of watching from afar.
[08:06] evergreen-oak boy
    Maybe we could have managed something.
[08:09] evergreen-oak boy
    But...
[08:14] evergreen-oak boy
    Now my voice will reach you,
    even without a string telephone.
[08:19] evergreen-oak boy
    I want to talk to you.
[08:23] evergreen-oak boy
    I'll be right here!
[08:55] evergreen-oak boy
    A single bud swelled.
[08:59] evergreen-oak boy
    The next day, there was another.
[09:02] evergreen-oak boy
    One after the other...
[09:05] evergreen-oak boy
    I counted so many of them.
[09:08] evergreen-oak boy
    I'm sure it'll bloom this year.
[09:11] evergreen-oak boy
    I'll get to see her soon!
[09:14] evergreen-oak boy
    And that's when I'll tell her...
[09:18] evergreen-oak boy
    I've always loved her!
[09:21] Mr. Villain
    He still hasn't told her?
[09:24] evergreen-oak boy
    And I'll be sure to tell her
     what I love about her!
[09:27] evergreen-oak boy
    I think her flower petals
    are a pretty color.
[09:31] Mr. Villain
    What were they talking about on the
    string telephone all that time?
[09:36] evergreen-oak boy
    There's lots of other stuff, too.
[09:39] Mr. Villain
    He looks pretty darn happy.
[09:41] Mr. Villain
    You should take the time
    to practice telling her how you feel.
[09:45] evergreen-oak boy
    Huh? What's this?
[09:47] Mr. Villain
    Lunch for two.
[10:00] evergreen-oak boy
    It's enough for me and her...
[10:18] Mr. Villain
    You should take the time
    to practice telling her how you feel.
[10:23] evergreen-oak boy
    Practice?
[10:25] evergreen-oak boy
    I...
[10:29] evergreen-oak boy
    I love you.
[10:34] evergreen-oak boy
    S-Saying it all serious is embarrassing!
[10:39] evergreen-oak boy
    But... I don't want any regrets.
[10:42] evergreen-oak boy
    I'll do it right this time.
[10:45] evergreen-oak boy
    I-I love you.
[10:49] evergreen-oak boy
    I love you...
[10:55] evergreen-oak boy
    I love you!
[11:05] evergreen-oak boy
    Um...
[11:07] evergreen-oak boy
    I mean...
[11:23] evergreen-oak boy
    Listen!
[11:29] Mr. Villain
    Looks like the cherry tree manage to bloom.
[11:33] Mr. Villain
    I dropped by the park
    just to check on things.
[11:37] Mr. Villain
    But...
SIGN    stuck
[11:41] Mr. Villain
    Why are they sitting on either side of me?
[11:45] evergreen-oak boy
    C'mere, old guy!
[11:49] evergreen-oak boy
    Listen.
[11:50] evergreen-oak boy
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[11:54] Mr. Villain
    Huh?
[11:55] Mr. Villain
    Tell her yourself.
[11:57] evergreen-oak boy
    Just do it! Please!
[12:07] Mr. Villain
    Uh, the boy next to me says
    your petals are a pretty color.
[12:14] Mr. Villain
    Will that do it?
[12:17] cherry-tree nymph
    Hey, hey.
[12:22] cherry-tree nymph
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:26] Mr. Villain
    Your leaves were a wonderful
    color too, she says.
[12:33] evergreen-oak boy
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:35] Mr. Villain
    He says your flowers are a cute shape.
[12:40] cherry-tree nymph
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:42] Mr. Villain
    She says your tree was a nice shape.
[12:46] both tree spirits
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:51] Mr. Villain
    Come on, can I leave now?
[12:57] evergreen-oak boy
    I-I...
[13:04] evergreen-oak boy
    I wanted to say I love you!
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN    Unohara Shopping District
[13:50] Mr. Villain
    Uh-oh.
[13:51] Mr. Villain
    That's Ranger Dawn Red!
[13:55] Mr. Villain
    What's he doing here?
[13:56] Mr. Villain
    He's been able to detect
    my presence in the past.
[14:01] Mr. Villain
    I don't want him finding me.
[14:03] Mr. Villain
    After all, today's my day off!
[14:09] Mr. Villain
    I'll take the long way.
[14:19] Mr. Villain
    Ranger Dawn Red!
[14:21] Mr. Villain
    What's going on here?
[14:23] Mr. Villain
    This is three stations away
    from where I last saw him.
[14:27] Mr. Villain
    Did he sense me from that distance?
[14:30] Mr. Villain
    He's formidable indeed!
[14:33] Mr. Villain
    But I will enjoy my day off, so there!
[14:37] Mr. Villain
    I'll just go elsewhere.
[14:40] Red
    Hey, it's okay!
[14:51] Mr. Villain
    Curse you, Ranger!
[14:54] Mr. Villain
    Next time I see you while I'm on
    the clock, you're gonna get it!
[14:58] Mr. Villain
    I can't deal with any more interruptions.
[15:02] Red
    Excuse me.
[15:06] Mr. Villain
    Guess I might as well deal with this now.
[15:11] Mr. Villain
    What a coincidence, Ranger.
[15:13] Red
    You gave me an umbrella once
     when it was raining.
[15:16] Red
    You've also given me directions
     countless times.
[15:20] Mr. Villain
    Yeah...
[15:21] Red
    It's belated, but this is a thank-you.
[15:24] Mr. Villain
    Well, thanks.
[15:26] Mr. Villain
    You weren't following me around
    so you could catch me?
[15:29] Red
    I was lost and happened to see you.
[15:32] Red
    So I thought, "Now's my chance!"
[15:34] Red
    Now we're totally even,
    nice guy from the Evil League.
[15:38] Red
    See you next time, when I defeat you!
[15:50] Mr. Villain
    You have good taste, Ranger.
[15:56] Pink
    Red, come quick.
[15:58] Red
    Pink, what's the—
[15:59] Pink
    Shh! Come here quietly.
[16:01] Red
    Okay...
[16:02] Pink
    Check this out.
[16:06] Red
    Wow! All three of them are asleep
     in the same pose!
[16:11] Red
    Is this Ranger resonance?!
[16:14] Pink
    Lie down in the same pose, Red.
[16:17] Red
    What? Me?
[16:19] Red
    Where?
[16:20] Pink
    Either next to Mugi or Sora,
     whatever. But hurry.
[16:31] Red
    You wanted to take a picture, Pink?
[16:34] Pink
    Yeah, I thought I'd send it to Black.
[16:38] Pink
    He likes this sort of thing lots.
SIGN    Lookie, lookie
SIGN    Red's there because I made him
[17:08] AI voice
    Your meeting starts in ten minutes.
[17:13] AI voice
    Black, disquieting movements
    detected amongst the enemy forces.
[17:20] Black
    ...awake.
[17:23] AI voice
    Black.
[17:23] Black
    I'm awake.
[17:26] AI voice
    Black.
[17:28] Black
    I'm awake.
[17:32] AI voice
    No going back to sleep.
[17:34] Black
    I'm already up.
[17:54] Rooney
    Preparations are complete, General.
[18:27] Red
    Nice guy from the Evil League!
[18:30] Red
    We meet again!
[18:39] Red
    It's our duty to defeat all of you!
[18:57] Red
    Let's have a fair—
[19:06] Black
    Red!
[19:10] Trigger
    Come get some!
[19:15] Trigger
    Eat this, Ranger!
[19:30] Rooney
    Very good. Keep it up.
[19:32] Rooney
    Let's get some more data
    out of those Rangers.
[19:45] Rooney
    Whoop.
SIGN    Panda Fair
[22:11] Mr. Villain
    I'm a high-ranking officer
    of the Evil League, which fights daily
[22:16] Mr. Villain
    to claim the Earth in the
    name of our home planet.
SIGN    You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!
[22:44] Yamano
    Thank you so much!
[22:48] Harada
    Come again!
[22:58] Mr. Villain
    But I would never do battle
    with the Rangers today.
[23:03] Mr. Villain
    Yes, because after all...
[23:09] Mr. Villain
    it's my day off.
SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off