E12 - Somewhere on This Planet
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SIGN Owning a cat
SIGN Caring for a kitty
SIGN Cat at home all day
SIGN Living with a cat
SIGN Your first pet
SIGN How cats live
[01:58] C-018
ID Number C-018 was developed
as an anti-Earthling weapon.
[02:04] C-018
But I'm a useless reject.
[02:09] C-018
In fact...
[02:12] (Flashback) Rooney
It's practically a robot pet.
[02:15] C-018
C-018 is not meant to be a pet.
[02:18] C-018
But rejects are no good for battle.
[02:21] C-018
Why did I ever come to exist?
[02:29] Rooney
Good morning, C-018.
[02:34] Rooney
Glad to see you're full of energy.
[02:37] Rooney
"C-018" is a mouthful to say.
[02:40] Rooney
Can I give you a nickname?
[02:45] Rooney
Oh, I guess the General
should be the one to do that.
[02:48] Rooney
I bet he'd get angry if I took the liberty.
[02:51] C-018
Hey.
[02:52] Rooney
Yes, what is it?
[02:54] C-018
Once that man has taken custody,
will C-018 have any responsibilities?
[03:00] Rooney
Not especially.
[03:02] C-018
Nothing...?
[03:04] Rooney
That's right.
[03:06] Rooney
It's technically a probationary arrangement,
so we don't want you causing any trouble.
[03:11] Rooney
But we've installed a GPS,
so you're free to roam.
[03:18] C-018
Dismantle C-018.
[03:26] Rooney
I can't do that.
[03:28] Rooney
You're a valuable specimen.
[03:31] C-018
Let go!
[03:33] C-018
Then shut me down and put me in storage!
[03:36] Rooney
I can't do that either.
[03:38] C-018
Why not?!
[03:39] Rooney
Because of the General.
[03:41] Mr. Villain
Sorry to bother you.
[03:43] Rooney
Good morning, General. What's up?
[03:46] Mr. Villain
I came to see this one.
[03:51] Mr. Villain
Pick one.
[03:54] Rooney
Pick one? Life or death?
The means of execution?
[03:58] Mr. Villain
Huh? No.
[04:00] Mr. Villain
I meant a bed.
SIGN Cushion Cat Bed
SIGN Domed-Shaped Cat House
[04:02] Mr. Villain
I asked Trigger his opinion,
and he angrily told me to ask C-018.
[04:07] Rooney
Good thinking.
[04:10] Mr. Villain
Have you decided?
[04:11] Mr. Villain
If you don't choose one...
SIGN Panda Cat Bed
SIGN Cat Food
[04:14] Mr. Villain
it'll be this.
[04:20] C-018
A-Anything's fine.
[04:23] Mr. Villain
Okay, this one it is.
[04:27] Rooney
Say, I'll be joining you on the next mission.
[04:30] Mr. Villain
All right.
[04:32] Mr. Villain
I'll be on my way.
[04:37] Rooney
Do you see now?
[04:40] Rooney
He won't ask much of you,
[04:43] Rooney
but the General is very much looking
forward to taking you home.
[04:47] Rooney
So, though you may be reluctant,
would you mind going with him?
[04:52] Rooney
If you stay with him awhile
and decide it's just not going to work,
[04:57] Rooney
I promise to deactivate you
and store you here at HQ.
[05:07] C-018
C-018 is here reluctantly.
And using this thing reluctantly.
[05:14] Mr. Villain
Is that so?
[05:15] C-018
Reluctantly, you hear?!
[05:17] Mr. Villain
How comfortable is it?
[05:24] C-018
It's not bad.
SIGN Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN Mr. Villain's Day Off
[06:04] Mr. Villain
In the end, it never did bloom this year.
[06:08] evergreen-oak boy
I'm sure she was tired.
[06:12] evergreen-oak boy
Maybe she'll feel better next year!
[06:15] Mr. Villain
She may not have realized you're here.
[06:19] evergreen-oak boy
Yeah, I bet you're right!
[06:21] Mr. Villain
However...
[06:23] Mr. Villain
I suspect you were still holding
out hope it would blossom.
[06:28] evergreen-oak boy
Shaddup!
[06:30] Mr. Villain
You said you'd wait as long as it takes, brat.
[06:33] evergreen-oak boy
Shaddup!
[06:35] Mr. Villain
I figured it was going to bloom.
[06:40] evergreen-oak boy
Really?
[06:47] Mr. Villain
Next year, I'll make enough for two.
[07:03] evergreen-oak boy
Edible triangles!
[07:12] evergreen-oak boy
You...
[07:14] evergreen-oak boy
You like these, don't you?
[07:16] evergreen-oak boy
Do you... want one?
[07:31] evergreen-oak boy
H-Humans are strange, aren't they?
[07:35] evergreen-oak boy
They make their food into triangles.
[07:37] evergreen-oak boy
That old guy... apparently isn't human,
but he's a weird one, too.
[07:44] evergreen-oak boy
He made these triangles for us,
and also that string telephone.
[07:48] evergreen-oak boy
I wonder where that ended up...
[07:54] evergreen-oak boy
There's so much more I wish I'd told you.
[07:59] evergreen-oak boy
I wish I could've talked to you
instead of watching from afar.
[08:06] evergreen-oak boy
Maybe we could have managed something.
[08:09] evergreen-oak boy
But...
[08:14] evergreen-oak boy
Now my voice will reach you,
even without a string telephone.
[08:19] evergreen-oak boy
I want to talk to you.
[08:23] evergreen-oak boy
I'll be right here!
[08:55] evergreen-oak boy
A single bud swelled.
[08:59] evergreen-oak boy
The next day, there was another.
[09:02] evergreen-oak boy
One after the other...
[09:05] evergreen-oak boy
I counted so many of them.
[09:08] evergreen-oak boy
I'm sure it'll bloom this year.
[09:11] evergreen-oak boy
I'll get to see her soon!
[09:14] evergreen-oak boy
And that's when I'll tell her...
[09:18] evergreen-oak boy
I've always loved her!
[09:21] Mr. Villain
He still hasn't told her?
[09:24] evergreen-oak boy
And I'll be sure to tell her
what I love about her!
[09:27] evergreen-oak boy
I think her flower petals
are a pretty color.
[09:31] Mr. Villain
What were they talking about on the
string telephone all that time?
[09:36] evergreen-oak boy
There's lots of other stuff, too.
[09:39] Mr. Villain
He looks pretty darn happy.
[09:41] Mr. Villain
You should take the time
to practice telling her how you feel.
[09:45] evergreen-oak boy
Huh? What's this?
[09:47] Mr. Villain
Lunch for two.
[10:00] evergreen-oak boy
It's enough for me and her...
[10:18] Mr. Villain
You should take the time
to practice telling her how you feel.
[10:23] evergreen-oak boy
Practice?
[10:25] evergreen-oak boy
I...
[10:29] evergreen-oak boy
I love you.
[10:34] evergreen-oak boy
S-Saying it all serious is embarrassing!
[10:39] evergreen-oak boy
But... I don't want any regrets.
[10:42] evergreen-oak boy
I'll do it right this time.
[10:45] evergreen-oak boy
I-I love you.
[10:49] evergreen-oak boy
I love you...
[10:55] evergreen-oak boy
I love you!
[11:05] evergreen-oak boy
Um...
[11:07] evergreen-oak boy
I mean...
[11:23] evergreen-oak boy
Listen!
[11:29] Mr. Villain
Looks like the cherry tree manage to bloom.
[11:33] Mr. Villain
I dropped by the park
just to check on things.
[11:37] Mr. Villain
But...
SIGN stuck
[11:41] Mr. Villain
Why are they sitting on either side of me?
[11:45] evergreen-oak boy
C'mere, old guy!
[11:49] evergreen-oak boy
Listen.
[11:50] evergreen-oak boy
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[11:54] Mr. Villain
Huh?
[11:55] Mr. Villain
Tell her yourself.
[11:57] evergreen-oak boy
Just do it! Please!
[12:07] Mr. Villain
Uh, the boy next to me says
your petals are a pretty color.
[12:14] Mr. Villain
Will that do it?
[12:17] cherry-tree nymph
Hey, hey.
[12:22] cherry-tree nymph
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:26] Mr. Villain
Your leaves were a wonderful
color too, she says.
[12:33] evergreen-oak boy
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:35] Mr. Villain
He says your flowers are a cute shape.
[12:40] cherry-tree nymph
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:42] Mr. Villain
She says your tree was a nice shape.
[12:46] both tree spirits
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[12:51] Mr. Villain
Come on, can I leave now?
[12:57] evergreen-oak boy
I-I...
[13:04] evergreen-oak boy
I wanted to say I love you!
SIGN Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN Mr. Villain's Day Off
SIGN Unohara Shopping District
[13:50] Mr. Villain
Uh-oh.
[13:51] Mr. Villain
That's Ranger Dawn Red!
[13:55] Mr. Villain
What's he doing here?
[13:56] Mr. Villain
He's been able to detect
my presence in the past.
[14:01] Mr. Villain
I don't want him finding me.
[14:03] Mr. Villain
After all, today's my day off!
[14:09] Mr. Villain
I'll take the long way.
[14:19] Mr. Villain
Ranger Dawn Red!
[14:21] Mr. Villain
What's going on here?
[14:23] Mr. Villain
This is three stations away
from where I last saw him.
[14:27] Mr. Villain
Did he sense me from that distance?
[14:30] Mr. Villain
He's formidable indeed!
[14:33] Mr. Villain
But I will enjoy my day off, so there!
[14:37] Mr. Villain
I'll just go elsewhere.
[14:40] Red
Hey, it's okay!
[14:51] Mr. Villain
Curse you, Ranger!
[14:54] Mr. Villain
Next time I see you while I'm on
the clock, you're gonna get it!
[14:58] Mr. Villain
I can't deal with any more interruptions.
[15:02] Red
Excuse me.
[15:06] Mr. Villain
Guess I might as well deal with this now.
[15:11] Mr. Villain
What a coincidence, Ranger.
[15:13] Red
You gave me an umbrella once
when it was raining.
[15:16] Red
You've also given me directions
countless times.
[15:20] Mr. Villain
Yeah...
[15:21] Red
It's belated, but this is a thank-you.
[15:24] Mr. Villain
Well, thanks.
[15:26] Mr. Villain
You weren't following me around
so you could catch me?
[15:29] Red
I was lost and happened to see you.
[15:32] Red
So I thought, "Now's my chance!"
[15:34] Red
Now we're totally even,
nice guy from the Evil League.
[15:38] Red
See you next time, when I defeat you!
[15:50] Mr. Villain
You have good taste, Ranger.
[15:56] Pink
Red, come quick.
[15:58] Red
Pink, what's the—
[15:59] Pink
Shh! Come here quietly.
[16:01] Red
Okay...
[16:02] Pink
Check this out.
[16:06] Red
Wow! All three of them are asleep
in the same pose!
[16:11] Red
Is this Ranger resonance?!
[16:14] Pink
Lie down in the same pose, Red.
[16:17] Red
What? Me?
[16:19] Red
Where?
[16:20] Pink
Either next to Mugi or Sora,
whatever. But hurry.
[16:31] Red
You wanted to take a picture, Pink?
[16:34] Pink
Yeah, I thought I'd send it to Black.
[16:38] Pink
He likes this sort of thing lots.
SIGN Lookie, lookie
SIGN Red's there because I made him
[17:08] AI voice
Your meeting starts in ten minutes.
[17:13] AI voice
Black, disquieting movements
detected amongst the enemy forces.
[17:20] Black
...awake.
[17:23] AI voice
Black.
[17:23] Black
I'm awake.
[17:26] AI voice
Black.
[17:28] Black
I'm awake.
[17:32] AI voice
No going back to sleep.
[17:34] Black
I'm already up.
[17:54] Rooney
Preparations are complete, General.
[18:27] Red
Nice guy from the Evil League!
[18:30] Red
We meet again!
[18:39] Red
It's our duty to defeat all of you!
[18:57] Red
Let's have a fair—
[19:06] Black
Red!
[19:10] Trigger
Come get some!
[19:15] Trigger
Eat this, Ranger!
[19:30] Rooney
Very good. Keep it up.
[19:32] Rooney
Let's get some more data
out of those Rangers.
[19:45] Rooney
Whoop.
SIGN Panda Fair
[22:11] Mr. Villain
I'm a high-ranking officer
of the Evil League, which fights daily
[22:16] Mr. Villain
to claim the Earth in the
name of our home planet.
SIGN You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!
[22:44] Yamano
Thank you so much!
[22:48] Harada
Come again!
[22:58] Mr. Villain
But I would never do battle
with the Rangers today.
[23:03] Mr. Villain
Yes, because after all...
[23:09] Mr. Villain
it's my day off.
SIGN Mr. Villain's Day Off