# E1 - We Need Comfort Too
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW28J/we-need-comfort-too)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Park Ticket Gate
**[01:52] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[02:01] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[02:10] Mr. Villain**
*However...*
**[02:12] Mr. Villain**
*Today is my day off.*
***SIGN*** Tickets
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[02:16] employee**
The line to view the pandas starts here!
**[02:20] Mr. Villain**
* I begin my days off with a delicious meal*
* and a feast for the eyes.*
**[02:29] Mr. Villain**
*Cuddly things are excellent for this purpose.*
**[02:37] child A**
Mister, aren't you overdoing it?
**[02:39] child B**
That's a lot of pictures!
**[02:41] Mr. Villain**
* Once humanity is eradicated,*
* I'll proliferate the pandas.*
**[02:45] Mr. Villain**
* Now, the most important thing...*
* is to get as far as I can from my work.*
**[02:51] Mr. Villain**
* If I'm unlucky enough to*
* bump into a coworker in town...*
**[02:55] Rooney**
Hey there!
**[02:56] Mr. Villain**
* I get myself out of there with*
* the grace of a shooting star.*
**[03:00] Mr. Villain**
*Then later...*
**[03:02] Rooney**
That was you at the store, right?
**[03:04] Rooney**
You had the hardest time
picking out ice cream.
**[03:06] Mr. Villain**
* If they say such things,*
* I pretend to be clueless.*
**[03:10] Rooney**
Oh, maybe it was someone else...
**[03:13] Rooney**
I could have sworn it was you, though.
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[03:15] Mr. Villain**
*With that, my plan is flawless.*
**[03:18] Mr. Villain**
* However, I must still watch*
* out for the Rangers.*
**[03:23] Mr. Villain**
* Those lowly human fools insist*
* on resisting us at every turn!*
**[03:30] Mr. Villain**
* And their skills are certainly*
* not to be taken lightly.*
**[03:43] Mr. Villain**
* But I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[03:49] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, because after all...*
**[03:52] Red**
Excuse me, you there.
**[03:54] Red**
You're from the Evil League, aren't you?
**[03:57] Red**
I sense villainous cosmic
energy coming from you.
**[04:05] Red**
Sucks for you, running into
me while I'm on patrol!
**[04:12] Red**
I, Ranger Dawn Red, challenge you to battle!
**[04:25] Mr. Villain**
How about a truce for today, Ranger?
**[04:31] Red**
What?!
**[04:34] Mr. Villain**
I like pandas, you see.
**[04:37] Mr. Villain**
Why fight here and scare the poor things?
**[04:41] Red**
Wuh...
**[04:44] Red**
I like them, too.
**[04:45] Mr. Villain**
You have good taste, Ranger.
**[04:48] Mr. Villain**
By the way, that ticket you're holding...
**[04:52] Mr. Villain**
Isn't that admission for the aquarium?
**[04:55] Red**
W-Well, I...
**[04:58] Mr. Villain**
You couldn't possibly be
at the zoo by mistake
**[05:02] Mr. Villain**
when you're scheduled to patrol
the aquarium, could you?
**[05:11] Red**
How'd you know?
**[05:13] Mr. Villain**
From Uenono Station, get off at the ninth
stop. The aquarium's right there.
**[05:19] Mr. Villain**
Now then, I must be going—
**[05:21] Red**
Um!
**[05:31] Red**
How do I... get to the station?
***SIGN*** Ranger Dawn Red has absolutely
no sense of direction!
**[05:37] Red**
I fail so hard at going
back the way I came...
***SIGN*** Uenono
***SIGN*** Shinanogawa
***SIGN*** Only
**[06:08] Mr. Villain**
* Maybe the wait to see*
* the pandas is shorter by now.*
**[06:13] Red**
Oh no! Which train do I take?!
***SIGN*** Ticket Gate
**[06:20] Mr. Villain**
*I think I'll go get in line again.*
**[06:24] Mr. Villain**
* I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[06:29] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, because after all, it's my day off.*
**[06:40] Mr. Villain**
*The convenience store...*
**[06:43] Mr. Villain**
* A location where one can find*
* a variety of items,*
***SIGN*** Rice ball fillings you're sure to love
**[06:49] Mr. Villain**
* from groceries to daily*
* necessities to publications.*
***SIGN*** Recommended
**[06:54] Yamano**
Welcome!
**[06:56] Harada**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Limited Edition Collaboration Merch
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Animal
Figure
Stand
***SIGN*** Animal
Figure
Stand
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** BLACK COFFEE
***SIGN*** BLACK COFFEE
**[07:07] Mr. Villain**
* Why are there so many types*
* of the same beverage?*
***SIGN*** Cup Noodles
**[07:14] Mr. Villain**
*The abundant range of goods is striking,*
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Bun
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Bun
***SIGN*** Cinnamon Rolls
***SIGN*** Consommé Chips
***SIGN*** Salted Seaweed Chips
**[07:16] Mr. Villain**
* as is the way they change out products*
* with the seasons here on Earth.*
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Pen
***SIGN*** Highlighter
***SIGN*** SHAMPOO
***SIGN*** Seasonal Travel
***SIGN*** Simple Sides
***SIGN*** Seasonal
Lunch
***SIGN*** Variety Lunch
**[07:25] Mr. Villain**
* Of everything available, there's one thing*
* in particular that pleases me.*
**[07:36] Mr. Villain**
* They had red sweet potato soft serve*
* here until yesterday, and now it's gone?!*
**[07:41] Mr. Villain**
*And there's another product in its place?!*
***SIGN*** Winter Exclusive
***SIGN*** Strawberry Mochi Bar
**[07:46] Mr. Villain**
*"Winter Exclusive Strawberry Mochi Bar"?!*
***SIGN*** Strawberry Mochi Bar
**[07:49] Mr. Villain**
*What the hell is that?!*
**[07:51] Mr. Villain**
*I believe "strawberry" refers to a red fruit.*
**[07:56] Mr. Villain**
*Mochi? What is "mochi"?*
**[07:59] Mr. Villain**
*Does it pertain to texture?*
**[08:01] sfx**
DOOM
**[08:09] Yamano**
*What's the matter with him?*
**[08:20] sfx**
Gloom...
**[08:23] Yamano**
*He's devastated!*
**[08:25] Yamano**
*Can he not find what he wanted?*
**[08:28] Yamano**
* I'm sorry! I just got done*
* changing out the stock!*
***SIGN*** Yamano
**[08:31] Yamano**
*We have plenty of other tasty treats!*
**[08:34] Yamano**
*Like the strawberry mochi bar!*
**[08:35] Yamano**
*I recommend it!*
**[08:37] Yamano**
*Really!*
**[08:40] Mr. Villain**
*I'll play your game.*
**[08:42] Mr. Villain**
* There'll be hell to pay if this*
* strawberry mochi thing tastes bad.*
**[08:46] Mr. Villain**
*Mark my words, Earthlings!*
**[08:50] Mr. Villain**
I'll take these.
**[08:53] Yamano**
Yes, sir!
**[08:54] Yamano**
Oh, nice.
**[08:56] Yamano**
We just started selling these.
They're pretty good.
**[09:02] Yamano**
I recommend them.
**[09:05] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[09:07] Yamano**
I-I-I'm sorry, I just...
**[09:09] Yamano**
I like ice cream too, so I can't help
but buy all the new kinds we get in.
**[09:14] Yamano**
N-Nothing beats a winter ice cream break
in a warm room, you know?
**[09:18] Yamano**
Right?
***SIGN*** Now I've done it!
**[09:27] Yamano**
I-I'm sorry!
**[09:29] Mr. Villain**
I'll give it a try.
**[09:32] Mr. Villain**
Since you recommend it.
**[09:35] Yamano**
R-Right!
**[09:38] Yamano**
Thank you very much.
**[09:44] Mr. Villain**
*In a warm room, huh?*
**[09:47] Mr. Villain**
* I've always eaten ice cream in the cold*
* for fear it would melt.*
**[09:58] Mr. Villain**
*There we go.*
**[10:32] Mr. Villain**
That's not bad.
**[10:34] Mr. Villain**
* In the near future, we'll wipe*
* humanity from this planet.*
**[10:39] Mr. Villain**
* But maybe I'd be willing to spare*
* that store until the very end.*
***SIGN*** Ranger Collab Meat Buns
**[10:46] Red**
Three Ranger collaboration meat buns
and pizza buns, please.
**[10:51] Yamano**
Coming right up!
**[10:52] Yamano**
*Wait, the Red Ranger?!*
**[10:55] Yamano**
*In the flesh?! Just look at that face!*
**[10:57] Red**
And if you don't mind me asking,
is the place on this map near here?
**[11:02] Yamano**
Let's see...
**[11:04] Yamano**
I think that's in a neighboring prefecture.
**[11:08] Red**
Huh?
**[11:09] Yamano**
Huh?
**[11:10] Red**
Huh?
**[11:11] Yamano**
Huh?
**[11:11] Red**
Huh?
**[11:13] Yamano**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[11:21] Mr. Villain**
* I am a high-ranking officer*
* of the Evil League.*
**[11:32] Mr. Villain**
Another day off...
**[12:18] Mr. Villain**
Maybe I'll do laundry or something today.
**[12:27] Mr. Villain**
*All I have are eggs and milk.*
***SIGN*** Choujun
**[13:00] Mr. Villain**
*Make the most of your days off.*
**[13:03] Mr. Villain**
*Take it from me, for I'm an evil mastermind.*
**[13:12] Mr. Villain**
* There are many creatures here on Earth*
* that don't live on my home world.*
**[13:18] Mr. Villain**
*Cats, for instance.*
**[13:21] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
So you're one of those "cat" things.
***SIGN*** Meow
**[13:24] (Flashback) backgrounder A**
Apparently the breed is
"Nor Wegianfor Est cat."
**[13:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
That's one long-ass name.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Its body is long, too...
**[13:33] sfx**
Tremble
Tremble
**[13:33] sfx**
Tremble
Tremble
**[13:33] Mr. Villain**
*Dogs are another example.*
**[13:36] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
What the hell are you shaking for?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Cold, are you?
**[13:42] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Hey, go get a blanket.
**[13:44] (Flashback) backgrounder A**
Yes, sir!
**[13:45] Mr. Villain**
*But then there's this creature.*
***SIGN*** Black-and-White Furball
**[13:48] Mr. Villain**
*Just what is this thing?*
**[13:51] Mr. Villain**
* To find out, I once went out investigating*
* even though it was my day off.*
**[13:59] (Flashback) kid**
I'm first!
**[14:02] Mr. Villain**
* This counted as work, by the way,*
* so I requested comp time to make up for it.*
***SIGN*** Okapi
***SIGN*** Maned Wolf
***SIGN*** Pallas's Cat
***SIGN*** Shoebill
***SIGN*** Naked Mole-Rat
**[14:27] Mr. Villain**
*What is this place?*
**[14:29] Mr. Villain**
* There are all kinds of creatures,*
* not just the black-and-white furball.*
***SIGN*** Lions
***SIGN*** Tigers
***SIGN*** Gibbons
**[14:35] Mr. Villain**
*Lions and tigers?*
**[14:38] Mr. Villain**
*Sequestering even large carnivores?*
**[14:40] Mr. Villain**
*What are you up to, Earthlings?*
**[14:44] Mr. Villain**
*Could this be some experimental facility?!*
**[14:48] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
We can never let down our guard!
**[14:49] (Flashback) small child**
Mommy.
**[14:50] (Flashback) mother**
No pointing!
**[14:52] Mr. Villain**
* No matter. My objective for today*
* is the black-and-white furball.*
**[14:59] Mr. Villain**
*But you'll get what's coming to you!*
**[15:03] Mr. Villain**
* At a later date, this is*
* what I wrote in my report:*
**[15:08] Mr. Villain**
*"I'd like to visit again."*
**[15:13] Mr. Villain**
*Thus did I wind up encountering pandas.*
**[15:35] Red**
You, nice guy from the Evil League!
**[15:39] Red**
Thank you very much for the other day.
**[15:42] Red**
Please accept this as thanks!
**[15:50] Mr. Villain**
So you *do* know the score.
**[15:54] Red**
Is our truce still in effect today?
**[15:57] Mr. Villain**
* I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[16:01] Mr. Villain**
*Because after all, it's my day off.*
**[16:09] Mr. Villain**
*Indeed, I value my time off above all else.*
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
* Days off should begin with quality*
* sleep and delicious food.*
**[16:19] Mr. Villain**
* But what you must remember most*
* is to get as far as possible from work.*
**[16:25] Mr. Villain**
* After going shopping*
* and carelessly running into a Ranger,*
**[16:30] Mr. Villain**
* then nearly encountering*
* a coworker at the supermarket,*
**[16:34] Mr. Villain**
* I got myself out of there*
* with the grace of a shooting star.*
**[16:38] Mr. Villain**
*Thus did I flawlessly defend my day off.*
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
But now I'm seething with rage!
**[16:46] Mr. Villain**
It's my day off, and what of it?!
**[16:49] Mr. Villain**
I worked all week with the intent
to have curry tonight!
**[16:54] Mr. Villain**
But they only had *extra-spicy*
roux and not mild!
**[16:58] Mr. Villain**
I can't eat this! Damn you, Earthlings!
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
Today's the day I kill you all!
**[17:04] TV announcer**
*Coming up, we have a panda special!*
**[17:07] TV announcer**
*The sheer sight of them enjoying their bamboo*
**[17:10] TV announcer**
*makes them the stars of the animal world!*
**[17:13] TV announcer**
* Sometimes they lie around,*
* sometimes they roll around.*
**[17:17] TV announcer**
* Our visitors are head over heels*
* for their charming antics!*
**[17:21] TV announcer**
* We can't wait for the baby panda's*
* first public appearance next week!*
**[17:25] Mr. Villain**
*On this day, cuteness saved the world.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[17:38] Mr. Villain**
*I have the day off today.*
**[17:41] Mr. Villain**
* I'm visiting a place called*
* a "shopping mall."*
**[17:47] Mr. Villain**
*An enemy attack?!*
**[17:49] Sora/Mugi**
Daddy!
**[17:56] Sora/Mugi**
You're not our daddy...
**[18:02] Sora**
Mister!
**[18:03] Mugi**
We want some of that!
**[18:05] Mr. Villain**
Hasn't your family ever taught you
not to accept food from strangers?
**[18:11] Sora/Mugi**
Nope!
**[18:14] Mr. Villain**
* How the hell do they raise*
* kids on this planet?*
**[18:20] Mr. Villain**
Okay, but you're getting cups and not cones.
**[18:23] Sora**
How come?
**[18:24] Mugi**
We don't want that.
**[18:25] Mr. Villain**
Cups are safer.
***SIGN*** Prone to falling
**[18:28] Mugi**
Cones are cooler.
***SIGN*** Uncool
***SIGN*** Dumb
**[18:35] Mr. Villain**
That is true.
**[18:37] Mr. Villain**
Order cones then,
but make sure not to drop anything.
**[18:42] clerk A**
*Even their dad thinks cones are cooler.*
**[18:47] Mr. Villain**
We're going straight
to the lost children center next, kids.
**[18:52] Sora**
Thanks, Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy!
**[18:57] Mr. Villain**
Do not call me that here.
**[19:02] Sora**
Just kidding! Thanks!
**[19:12] Mr. Villain**
Hey, you okay?
**[19:14] Sora**
My ice cream...
**[19:16] Mr. Villain**
I told you to be careful.
**[19:18] Sora**
My ice cream!
**[19:21] Mr. Villain**
Don't cry.
**[19:23] Mr. Villain**
We're almost to the lost child center,
and you'll get to see your daddy there, okay?
***SIGN*** Very much panicking inside
**[19:28] Mugi**
Mister.
**[19:30] Mugi**
I think one of those would cheer her up.
**[19:34] Sora**
It would. Pretty please...
**[19:38] Sora/Mugi**
Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy.
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
I told you not to call me that.
***SIGN*** I told you...
not to call me that
***SIGN*** not to call me that
**[19:46] Sora**
Thanks, Mister!
***SIGN*** Ring bell for service
**[19:49] Mugi**
Thanks a lot.
**[19:54] Sora/Mugi**
See you around!
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
*I'm sure we'll never meet again.*
**[20:04] Mr. Villain**
Stick close to your daddy from now on.
**[20:07] Sora/Mugi**
We will!
**[20:08] Mr. Villain**
* By the time you grow up,*
* humanity will have perished.*
**[20:13] Mr. Villain**
* So I shall make it a point to remember*
* the warmth of your tiny hands.*
**[20:30] Sora**
He wasn't as evil as I thought he'd be.
**[20:32] Mugi**
The enemy has all sorts, too.
**[20:35] Sora**
We were just observing him this time.
**[20:38] Mugi**
Yes, and by the time we next meet...
**[20:41] Red**
Mugi! Sora!
**[20:43] Red**
You both came!
**[20:45] Red**
As always, I appreciate it.
**[20:47] Sora**
I'm impressed you made it to the
lost children center by yourself.
**[20:50] Mugi**
You've definitely grown some, Red.
**[20:54] Red**
Thanks!
**[20:56] clerk A**
*It's those two kids.*
**[21:05] clerk A**
* So that really was some stranger*
* and not their dad...?*
**[21:10] Red**
Since we're here, want anything to eat?
**[21:13] Red**
Maybe ice cream?
**[21:16] Mugi**
Not right now.
**[21:17] Red**
No?
**[21:19] Mugi**
We're full.
**[21:25] Mugi**
Blue and Pink will be worried.
**[21:28] Mugi**
Let's not keep them waiting at home.
**[21:30] Red**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
**[21:47] Mr. Villain**
I'm buying that.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Vacant eyes with no intent.
**[23:25] Mr. Villain**
A slow walk.
**[23:28] Mr. Villain**
An adorable ball of fur.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
The sweet smell of life.
**[23:36] Mr. Villain**
Black and white inside a cage.
**[23:39] Mr. Villain**
This planet's disease called "cute."
**[23:44] Mr. Villain**
Earth is formidable indeed.
***SIGN*** Earth Is Formidable Indeed