# Mr. Villain's Day Off
The General is a leader of a villainous organization that plans to take over the world. He spends his time fighting against the Rangers, who have sworn to protect the Earth. But today, it’s the General’s day off. He loves going to the zoo to see the pandas and to the store to get some ice cream. Join the infamous villain as he attempts to enjoy his free time in a comedy that heals the soul.
# Season 1
# E1 - We Need Comfort Too
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW28J/we-need-comfort-too)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Park Ticket Gate
**[01:52] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[02:01] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[02:10] Mr. Villain**
*However...*
**[02:12] Mr. Villain**
*Today is my day off.*
***SIGN*** Tickets
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[02:16] employee**
The line to view the pandas starts here!
**[02:20] Mr. Villain**
* I begin my days off with a delicious meal*
* and a feast for the eyes.*
**[02:29] Mr. Villain**
*Cuddly things are excellent for this purpose.*
**[02:37] child A**
Mister, aren't you overdoing it?
**[02:39] child B**
That's a lot of pictures!
**[02:41] Mr. Villain**
* Once humanity is eradicated,*
* I'll proliferate the pandas.*
**[02:45] Mr. Villain**
* Now, the most important thing...*
* is to get as far as I can from my work.*
**[02:51] Mr. Villain**
* If I'm unlucky enough to*
* bump into a coworker in town...*
**[02:55] Rooney**
Hey there!
**[02:56] Mr. Villain**
* I get myself out of there with*
* the grace of a shooting star.*
**[03:00] Mr. Villain**
*Then later...*
**[03:02] Rooney**
That was you at the store, right?
**[03:04] Rooney**
You had the hardest time
picking out ice cream.
**[03:06] Mr. Villain**
* If they say such things,*
* I pretend to be clueless.*
**[03:10] Rooney**
Oh, maybe it was someone else...
**[03:13] Rooney**
I could have sworn it was you, though.
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[03:15] Mr. Villain**
*With that, my plan is flawless.*
**[03:18] Mr. Villain**
* However, I must still watch*
* out for the Rangers.*
**[03:23] Mr. Villain**
* Those lowly human fools insist*
* on resisting us at every turn!*
**[03:30] Mr. Villain**
* And their skills are certainly*
* not to be taken lightly.*
**[03:43] Mr. Villain**
* But I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[03:49] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, because after all...*
**[03:52] Red**
Excuse me, you there.
**[03:54] Red**
You're from the Evil League, aren't you?
**[03:57] Red**
I sense villainous cosmic
energy coming from you.
**[04:05] Red**
Sucks for you, running into
me while I'm on patrol!
**[04:12] Red**
I, Ranger Dawn Red, challenge you to battle!
**[04:25] Mr. Villain**
How about a truce for today, Ranger?
**[04:31] Red**
What?!
**[04:34] Mr. Villain**
I like pandas, you see.
**[04:37] Mr. Villain**
Why fight here and scare the poor things?
**[04:41] Red**
Wuh...
**[04:44] Red**
I like them, too.
**[04:45] Mr. Villain**
You have good taste, Ranger.
**[04:48] Mr. Villain**
By the way, that ticket you're holding...
**[04:52] Mr. Villain**
Isn't that admission for the aquarium?
**[04:55] Red**
W-Well, I...
**[04:58] Mr. Villain**
You couldn't possibly be
at the zoo by mistake
**[05:02] Mr. Villain**
when you're scheduled to patrol
the aquarium, could you?
**[05:11] Red**
How'd you know?
**[05:13] Mr. Villain**
From Uenono Station, get off at the ninth
stop. The aquarium's right there.
**[05:19] Mr. Villain**
Now then, I must be going—
**[05:21] Red**
Um!
**[05:31] Red**
How do I... get to the station?
***SIGN*** Ranger Dawn Red has absolutely
no sense of direction!
**[05:37] Red**
I fail so hard at going
back the way I came...
***SIGN*** Uenono
***SIGN*** Shinanogawa
***SIGN*** Only
**[06:08] Mr. Villain**
* Maybe the wait to see*
* the pandas is shorter by now.*
**[06:13] Red**
Oh no! Which train do I take?!
***SIGN*** Ticket Gate
**[06:20] Mr. Villain**
*I think I'll go get in line again.*
**[06:24] Mr. Villain**
* I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[06:29] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, because after all, it's my day off.*
**[06:40] Mr. Villain**
*The convenience store...*
**[06:43] Mr. Villain**
* A location where one can find*
* a variety of items,*
***SIGN*** Rice ball fillings you're sure to love
**[06:49] Mr. Villain**
* from groceries to daily*
* necessities to publications.*
***SIGN*** Recommended
**[06:54] Yamano**
Welcome!
**[06:56] Harada**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Limited Edition Collaboration Merch
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Ramune
***SIGN*** Animal
Figure
Stand
***SIGN*** Animal
Figure
Stand
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** BLACK COFFEE
***SIGN*** BLACK COFFEE
**[07:07] Mr. Villain**
* Why are there so many types*
* of the same beverage?*
***SIGN*** Cup Noodles
**[07:14] Mr. Villain**
*The abundant range of goods is striking,*
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Bun
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Bun
***SIGN*** Cinnamon Rolls
***SIGN*** Consommé Chips
***SIGN*** Salted Seaweed Chips
**[07:16] Mr. Villain**
* as is the way they change out products*
* with the seasons here on Earth.*
***SIGN*** Calligraphy Pen
***SIGN*** Highlighter
***SIGN*** SHAMPOO
***SIGN*** Seasonal Travel
***SIGN*** Simple Sides
***SIGN*** Seasonal
Lunch
***SIGN*** Variety Lunch
**[07:25] Mr. Villain**
* Of everything available, there's one thing*
* in particular that pleases me.*
**[07:36] Mr. Villain**
* They had red sweet potato soft serve*
* here until yesterday, and now it's gone?!*
**[07:41] Mr. Villain**
*And there's another product in its place?!*
***SIGN*** Winter Exclusive
***SIGN*** Strawberry Mochi Bar
**[07:46] Mr. Villain**
*"Winter Exclusive Strawberry Mochi Bar"?!*
***SIGN*** Strawberry Mochi Bar
**[07:49] Mr. Villain**
*What the hell is that?!*
**[07:51] Mr. Villain**
*I believe "strawberry" refers to a red fruit.*
**[07:56] Mr. Villain**
*Mochi? What is "mochi"?*
**[07:59] Mr. Villain**
*Does it pertain to texture?*
**[08:01] sfx**
DOOM
**[08:09] Yamano**
*What's the matter with him?*
**[08:20] sfx**
Gloom...
**[08:23] Yamano**
*He's devastated!*
**[08:25] Yamano**
*Can he not find what he wanted?*
**[08:28] Yamano**
* I'm sorry! I just got done*
* changing out the stock!*
***SIGN*** Yamano
**[08:31] Yamano**
*We have plenty of other tasty treats!*
**[08:34] Yamano**
*Like the strawberry mochi bar!*
**[08:35] Yamano**
*I recommend it!*
**[08:37] Yamano**
*Really!*
**[08:40] Mr. Villain**
*I'll play your game.*
**[08:42] Mr. Villain**
* There'll be hell to pay if this*
* strawberry mochi thing tastes bad.*
**[08:46] Mr. Villain**
*Mark my words, Earthlings!*
**[08:50] Mr. Villain**
I'll take these.
**[08:53] Yamano**
Yes, sir!
**[08:54] Yamano**
Oh, nice.
**[08:56] Yamano**
We just started selling these.
They're pretty good.
**[09:02] Yamano**
I recommend them.
**[09:05] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[09:07] Yamano**
I-I-I'm sorry, I just...
**[09:09] Yamano**
I like ice cream too, so I can't help
but buy all the new kinds we get in.
**[09:14] Yamano**
N-Nothing beats a winter ice cream break
in a warm room, you know?
**[09:18] Yamano**
Right?
***SIGN*** Now I've done it!
**[09:27] Yamano**
I-I'm sorry!
**[09:29] Mr. Villain**
I'll give it a try.
**[09:32] Mr. Villain**
Since you recommend it.
**[09:35] Yamano**
R-Right!
**[09:38] Yamano**
Thank you very much.
**[09:44] Mr. Villain**
*In a warm room, huh?*
**[09:47] Mr. Villain**
* I've always eaten ice cream in the cold*
* for fear it would melt.*
**[09:58] Mr. Villain**
*There we go.*
**[10:32] Mr. Villain**
That's not bad.
**[10:34] Mr. Villain**
* In the near future, we'll wipe*
* humanity from this planet.*
**[10:39] Mr. Villain**
* But maybe I'd be willing to spare*
* that store until the very end.*
***SIGN*** Ranger Collab Meat Buns
**[10:46] Red**
Three Ranger collaboration meat buns
and pizza buns, please.
**[10:51] Yamano**
Coming right up!
**[10:52] Yamano**
*Wait, the Red Ranger?!*
**[10:55] Yamano**
*In the flesh?! Just look at that face!*
**[10:57] Red**
And if you don't mind me asking,
is the place on this map near here?
**[11:02] Yamano**
Let's see...
**[11:04] Yamano**
I think that's in a neighboring prefecture.
**[11:08] Red**
Huh?
**[11:09] Yamano**
Huh?
**[11:10] Red**
Huh?
**[11:11] Yamano**
Huh?
**[11:11] Red**
Huh?
**[11:13] Yamano**
Huh...?
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[11:21] Mr. Villain**
* I am a high-ranking officer*
* of the Evil League.*
**[11:32] Mr. Villain**
Another day off...
**[12:18] Mr. Villain**
Maybe I'll do laundry or something today.
**[12:27] Mr. Villain**
*All I have are eggs and milk.*
***SIGN*** Choujun
**[13:00] Mr. Villain**
*Make the most of your days off.*
**[13:03] Mr. Villain**
*Take it from me, for I'm an evil mastermind.*
**[13:12] Mr. Villain**
* There are many creatures here on Earth*
* that don't live on my home world.*
**[13:18] Mr. Villain**
*Cats, for instance.*
**[13:21] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
So you're one of those "cat" things.
***SIGN*** Meow
**[13:24] (Flashback) backgrounder A**
Apparently the breed is
"Nor Wegianfor Est cat."
**[13:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
That's one long-ass name.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Its body is long, too...
**[13:33] sfx**
Tremble
Tremble
**[13:33] sfx**
Tremble
Tremble
**[13:33] Mr. Villain**
*Dogs are another example.*
**[13:36] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
What the hell are you shaking for?
**[13:40] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Cold, are you?
**[13:42] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Hey, go get a blanket.
**[13:44] (Flashback) backgrounder A**
Yes, sir!
**[13:45] Mr. Villain**
*But then there's this creature.*
***SIGN*** Black-and-White Furball
**[13:48] Mr. Villain**
*Just what is this thing?*
**[13:51] Mr. Villain**
* To find out, I once went out investigating*
* even though it was my day off.*
**[13:59] (Flashback) kid**
I'm first!
**[14:02] Mr. Villain**
* This counted as work, by the way,*
* so I requested comp time to make up for it.*
***SIGN*** Okapi
***SIGN*** Maned Wolf
***SIGN*** Pallas's Cat
***SIGN*** Shoebill
***SIGN*** Naked Mole-Rat
**[14:27] Mr. Villain**
*What is this place?*
**[14:29] Mr. Villain**
* There are all kinds of creatures,*
* not just the black-and-white furball.*
***SIGN*** Lions
***SIGN*** Tigers
***SIGN*** Gibbons
**[14:35] Mr. Villain**
*Lions and tigers?*
**[14:38] Mr. Villain**
*Sequestering even large carnivores?*
**[14:40] Mr. Villain**
*What are you up to, Earthlings?*
**[14:44] Mr. Villain**
*Could this be some experimental facility?!*
**[14:48] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
We can never let down our guard!
**[14:49] (Flashback) small child**
Mommy.
**[14:50] (Flashback) mother**
No pointing!
**[14:52] Mr. Villain**
* No matter. My objective for today*
* is the black-and-white furball.*
**[14:59] Mr. Villain**
*But you'll get what's coming to you!*
**[15:03] Mr. Villain**
* At a later date, this is*
* what I wrote in my report:*
**[15:08] Mr. Villain**
*"I'd like to visit again."*
**[15:13] Mr. Villain**
*Thus did I wind up encountering pandas.*
**[15:35] Red**
You, nice guy from the Evil League!
**[15:39] Red**
Thank you very much for the other day.
**[15:42] Red**
Please accept this as thanks!
**[15:50] Mr. Villain**
So you *do* know the score.
**[15:54] Red**
Is our truce still in effect today?
**[15:57] Mr. Villain**
* I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[16:01] Mr. Villain**
*Because after all, it's my day off.*
**[16:09] Mr. Villain**
*Indeed, I value my time off above all else.*
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
* Days off should begin with quality*
* sleep and delicious food.*
**[16:19] Mr. Villain**
* But what you must remember most*
* is to get as far as possible from work.*
**[16:25] Mr. Villain**
* After going shopping*
* and carelessly running into a Ranger,*
**[16:30] Mr. Villain**
* then nearly encountering*
* a coworker at the supermarket,*
**[16:34] Mr. Villain**
* I got myself out of there*
* with the grace of a shooting star.*
**[16:38] Mr. Villain**
*Thus did I flawlessly defend my day off.*
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
But now I'm seething with rage!
**[16:46] Mr. Villain**
It's my day off, and what of it?!
**[16:49] Mr. Villain**
I worked all week with the intent
to have curry tonight!
**[16:54] Mr. Villain**
But they only had *extra-spicy*
roux and not mild!
**[16:58] Mr. Villain**
I can't eat this! Damn you, Earthlings!
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
Today's the day I kill you all!
**[17:04] TV announcer**
*Coming up, we have a panda special!*
**[17:07] TV announcer**
*The sheer sight of them enjoying their bamboo*
**[17:10] TV announcer**
*makes them the stars of the animal world!*
**[17:13] TV announcer**
* Sometimes they lie around,*
* sometimes they roll around.*
**[17:17] TV announcer**
* Our visitors are head over heels*
* for their charming antics!*
**[17:21] TV announcer**
* We can't wait for the baby panda's*
* first public appearance next week!*
**[17:25] Mr. Villain**
*On this day, cuteness saved the world.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[17:38] Mr. Villain**
*I have the day off today.*
**[17:41] Mr. Villain**
* I'm visiting a place called*
* a "shopping mall."*
**[17:47] Mr. Villain**
*An enemy attack?!*
**[17:49] Sora/Mugi**
Daddy!
**[17:56] Sora/Mugi**
You're not our daddy...
**[18:02] Sora**
Mister!
**[18:03] Mugi**
We want some of that!
**[18:05] Mr. Villain**
Hasn't your family ever taught you
not to accept food from strangers?
**[18:11] Sora/Mugi**
Nope!
**[18:14] Mr. Villain**
* How the hell do they raise*
* kids on this planet?*
**[18:20] Mr. Villain**
Okay, but you're getting cups and not cones.
**[18:23] Sora**
How come?
**[18:24] Mugi**
We don't want that.
**[18:25] Mr. Villain**
Cups are safer.
***SIGN*** Prone to falling
**[18:28] Mugi**
Cones are cooler.
***SIGN*** Uncool
***SIGN*** Dumb
**[18:35] Mr. Villain**
That is true.
**[18:37] Mr. Villain**
Order cones then,
but make sure not to drop anything.
**[18:42] clerk A**
*Even their dad thinks cones are cooler.*
**[18:47] Mr. Villain**
We're going straight
to the lost children center next, kids.
**[18:52] Sora**
Thanks, Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy!
**[18:57] Mr. Villain**
Do not call me that here.
**[19:02] Sora**
Just kidding! Thanks!
**[19:12] Mr. Villain**
Hey, you okay?
**[19:14] Sora**
My ice cream...
**[19:16] Mr. Villain**
I told you to be careful.
**[19:18] Sora**
My ice cream!
**[19:21] Mr. Villain**
Don't cry.
**[19:23] Mr. Villain**
We're almost to the lost child center,
and you'll get to see your daddy there, okay?
***SIGN*** Very much panicking inside
**[19:28] Mugi**
Mister.
**[19:30] Mugi**
I think one of those would cheer her up.
**[19:34] Sora**
It would. Pretty please...
**[19:38] Sora/Mugi**
Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy.
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
I told you not to call me that.
***SIGN*** I told you...
not to call me that
***SIGN*** not to call me that
**[19:46] Sora**
Thanks, Mister!
***SIGN*** Ring bell for service
**[19:49] Mugi**
Thanks a lot.
**[19:54] Sora/Mugi**
See you around!
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
*I'm sure we'll never meet again.*
**[20:04] Mr. Villain**
Stick close to your daddy from now on.
**[20:07] Sora/Mugi**
We will!
**[20:08] Mr. Villain**
* By the time you grow up,*
* humanity will have perished.*
**[20:13] Mr. Villain**
* So I shall make it a point to remember*
* the warmth of your tiny hands.*
**[20:30] Sora**
He wasn't as evil as I thought he'd be.
**[20:32] Mugi**
The enemy has all sorts, too.
**[20:35] Sora**
We were just observing him this time.
**[20:38] Mugi**
Yes, and by the time we next meet...
**[20:41] Red**
Mugi! Sora!
**[20:43] Red**
You both came!
**[20:45] Red**
As always, I appreciate it.
**[20:47] Sora**
I'm impressed you made it to the
lost children center by yourself.
**[20:50] Mugi**
You've definitely grown some, Red.
**[20:54] Red**
Thanks!
**[20:56] clerk A**
*It's those two kids.*
**[21:05] clerk A**
* So that really was some stranger*
* and not their dad...?*
**[21:10] Red**
Since we're here, want anything to eat?
**[21:13] Red**
Maybe ice cream?
**[21:16] Mugi**
Not right now.
**[21:17] Red**
No?
**[21:19] Mugi**
We're full.
**[21:25] Mugi**
Blue and Pink will be worried.
**[21:28] Mugi**
Let's not keep them waiting at home.
**[21:30] Red**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
***SIGN*** Panda
Fair
**[21:47] Mr. Villain**
I'm buying that.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Vacant eyes with no intent.
**[23:25] Mr. Villain**
A slow walk.
**[23:28] Mr. Villain**
An adorable ball of fur.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
The sweet smell of life.
**[23:36] Mr. Villain**
Black and white inside a cage.
**[23:39] Mr. Villain**
This planet's disease called "cute."
**[23:44] Mr. Villain**
Earth is formidable indeed.
***SIGN*** Earth Is Formidable Indeed
# E2 - Earth Is Formidable Indeed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQVD4V/earth-is-formidable-indeed)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:30] backgrounder Z**
* Dear Mother in suspended animation*
* on our distant home planet...*
**[01:35] backgrounder Z**
*How are you?*
**[01:37] backgrounder Z**
*I've finally been dispatched to Earth,*
**[01:39] backgrounder Z**
*and I'm proudly working for the League!*
**[01:42] backgrounder Z**
*What's more, I received the honor
of being assigned to* his *unit!*
**[01:51] backgrounder Z**
* I would love to see you and report*
* all this to you in person,*
**[01:55] backgrounder Z**
* but there's no easy way to travel*
* between our world and Earth.*
**[01:59] backgrounder Z**
*It's unfortunate.*
**[02:01] backgrounder Z**
* We are not permitted to utter*
* the name of he whom we serve*
**[02:05] backgrounder Z**
*out of reverence for his top-class strength.*
**[02:11] backgrounder Z**
* Which is why we, his subordinates,*
* respectfully address him as the General!*
**[02:29] Rooney**
Hey, hey! It's lunchtime!
**[02:32] Rooney**
Wanna come with me to the cafeteria?
**[02:33] Mr. Villain**
Shut up. I'm busy. Get lost.
**[02:36] Rooney**
Okay! Too bad!
**[02:39] Mr. Villain**
I should have taken a paid vacation day...
***SIGN*** Public unveiling today!!!
***SIGN*** Uenono Zoo's baby panda
**[02:46] Mr. Villain**
I accepted that only the winners
would get to see this in person today,
**[02:50] Mr. Villain**
but why do a lottery in the first place?
**[02:53] Mr. Villain**
Let the people who want to see it see it.
**[02:56] Mr. Villain**
Right?
***SIGN*** Public unveiling today!!!
***SIGN*** Uenono Zoo's baby panda
**[03:19] Mr. Villain**
The health and safety of
the baby panda come first.
**[03:24] Mr. Villain**
* When you're that cute,*
* there's just no way around it.*
**[03:31] backgrounder Z**
*Oh man, this never ends!*
**[03:34] backgrounder Z**
*Everyone else has already gone home!*
**[03:36] backgrounder Z**
*But I at least need to—*
**[03:37] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[03:40] Mr. Villain**
You're that rookie who joined up recently.
**[03:45] backgrounder Z**
*It's the G-G-G-G-General!*
**[03:50] Mr. Villain**
Your shift is long over.
**[03:53] Mr. Villain**
Get the hell outta here.
**[03:55] backgrounder Z**
B-But...
**[03:56] backgrounder Z**
I-I-I just thought... I would
get through... this much, sir!
**[04:03] backgrounder Z**
I apologize for being so slow.
**[04:12] Mr. Villain**
This ain't anything
that needs finishing tonight.
**[04:19] Mr. Villain**
Neither's this.
**[04:20] Mr. Villain**
Or this.
**[04:21] Mr. Villain**
Don't try to bulldoze through it all.
**[04:24] Mr. Villain**
It's gonna take more than a day
for Earth to fall to our planet.
**[04:30] Mr. Villain**
This is a protracted war.
**[04:32] Mr. Villain**
If you don't look after your own mind
and body, you'll burn out someday.
**[04:38] Mr. Villain**
Tomorrow's a day off. Make the most of it.
**[04:50] backgrounder Z**
*H-H-H-He spoke to me!*
**[04:54] backgrounder Z**
*He told me to make the most of it, but how?*
**[04:58] backgrounder Z**
*"How to spend a day off"...*
**[05:05] Mr. Villain**
What? You went to the zoo?
**[05:08] backgrounder Z**
Y-Yes, sir!
***SIGN*** Uenono Zoo
**[05:09] employee**
The line to view the pandas starts here!
**[05:12] employee**
Please come forward another step!
**[05:17] backgrounder Z**
*It's so cute!*
**[05:19] backgrounder Z**
General, you wrote in a report
that it would be worth revisiting!
**[05:24] backgrounder Z**
So I was wondering what it was like...
**[05:28] backgrounder Z**
I-I'd be honored if you would accept these.
**[05:31] backgrounder Z**
I hear they're popular!
**[05:40] Mr. Villain**
Not bad.
**[05:43] backgrounder Z**
I-I'll be on my way now!
**[05:51] backgrounder B**
Hey, he melted.
**[05:52] backgrounder C**
You okay?
**[05:54] backgrounder Z**
*Dear beloved Mother...*
**[05:56] backgrounder Z**
*I will keep working hard under the General!*
**[06:10] Mr. Villain**
A gift from the zoo...
**[06:24] Mr. Villain**
I'm... supposed to chew this up?
**[06:29] Mr. Villain**
Damn you, Earthlings! What barbarism!
**[06:32] Mr. Villain**
It's too cute!
***SIGN*** He decorated his place with them
until the expiration date
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[07:16] Mr. Villain**
I...
**[07:19] Mr. Villain**
I want a pet panda.
**[07:23] Mr. Villain**
* At times like this when I drag myself home,*
* exhausted from work...*
**[07:29] Mr. Villain**
*If only I had a pet panda...*
**[08:02] Mr. Villain**
That would rule.
**[08:05] Mr. Villain**
No, wait. "Pet" is rather presumptuous.
**[08:10] Mr. Villain**
Once humanity is no more,
the pandas will propagate
**[08:14] Mr. Villain**
and they will coexist with us.
***SIGN*** Paradise full of pandas
**[08:17] Mr. Villain**
So rather than pets,
won't they be our friends...?
***SIGN*** °His ability to think is negatively
impacted by his exhaustion
**[08:24] Mr. Villain**
With a panda...
***SIGN*** Gaming together
**[08:27] Mr. Villain**
We'd game together.
***SIGN*** Seeing the cherry
blossoms together
**[08:29] Mr. Villain**
We'd go see cherry blossoms together.
***SIGN*** Sharing our troubles
**[08:32] Mr. Villain**
We'd share our troubles.
**[08:33] Mr. Villain**
You must have it rough, too.
**[08:36] Mr. Villain**
What? Not so much?
***SIGN*** Drinking parties
**[08:39] Mr. Villain**
Drinking parties.
**[08:41] Mr. Villain**
Trips.
***SIGN*** Traveling together
**[08:43] Mr. Villain**
How splendid the world will be
with humanity gone...
**[09:03] Mr. Villain**
Pandas...
**[09:08] Mr. Villain**
* On this weekday morning, I renewed*
* my resolve to wipe out the human race.*
**[09:15] Mr. Villain**
* I wanna take a paid vacation day*
* and spend it at the zoo...*
**[09:20] Mr. Villain**
*And so I am.*
**[09:23] Mr. Villain**
*However, I've encountered a serious dilemma.*
**[09:33] Mr. Villain**
*What color are panda tails?*
**[09:37] Mr. Villain**
*It's generally accepted that they're white.*
**[09:41] Mr. Villain**
*But is that true?*
**[09:43] Mr. Villain**
*Are they* really *white?*
**[09:45] Mr. Villain**
* Their ears and limbs are black,*
* yet their tails are white?*
**[09:50] Mr. Villain**
*I won't believe it until I see it for myself.*
***SIGN*** °He bought an annual pass
**[09:54] Mr. Villain**
*Now show me your tail, panda!*
***SIGN*** Fifteen minutes later
***SIGN*** Thirty minutes later
***SIGN*** One hour later
***SIGN*** Two hours later
**[10:37] Mr. Villain**
* For two hours, it's just been*
* sitting there stuffing its face.*
**[10:44] Mr. Villain**
* But if I stay too much longer,*
* I'll be in the way of other visitors.*
**[10:49] Mr. Villain**
* And it could be my imagination,*
* but I feel like the staff is eyeing me.*
**[10:55] Mr. Villain**
* Worse, I've taken so many pics,*
* my battery's at critical.*
**[11:09] Mr. Villain**
*That was the best shot.*
**[11:14] Mr. Villain**
So be it.
**[11:18] visitor**
Look, it's moving!
**[11:22] Mr. Villain**
*Oh, right, my phone's dead!*
**[11:28] mother**
Mr. Panda sat back down...
**[11:31] child**
Sure did.
**[11:52] Mr. Villain**
* I get it. There are days*
* you just want to sit around.*
**[11:56] Mr. Villain**
*But can't you turn around real quick?*
**[12:00] Mr. Villain**
*Only for a second would be fine, Mr. Panda...*
***SIGN*** Three hours later
**[13:19] Mr. Villain**
It's white!
**[13:19] Hiroki**
The tail's white!
**[13:44] Mr. Villain**
* At a later date, I would write in my report*
* that it was a long struggle.*
**[13:58] Mr. Villain**
* Having conquered my serious dilemma,*
* I've found my way to the petting zoo.*
***SIGN*** Petting Zoo
**[14:04] Mr. Villain**
*That one has a panda-like pattern.*
**[14:09] employee**
Would you like to try
playing with the rabbits?
**[14:13] employee**
Adults are welcome too.
***SIGN*** Petting Zoo
**[14:20] employee**
Just make sure not to stand up
while holding a rabbit.
**[14:24] employee**
We also have guinea pigs inside.
**[14:32] Mr. Villain**
* I'm supposed to walk without*
* stepping on these adorable guys?*
**[14:41] Mr. Villain**
*What cursed tests these Earthlings concoct!*
**[14:46] employee**
Oh, wow! They sure seem to like you, mister.
**[14:51] employee**
You've got him trapped,
so come over here, little ones.
**[14:56] employee**
Try crouching down to touch them.
**[15:11] Hiroki**
It's easiest to pet them on
their backs... To start, I mean.
**[15:23] Hiroki**
They like it down
**[15:25] Hiroki**
the middle of their backs
with the grain of their fur.
**[15:29] Hiroki**
Once the rabbit is used to it,
**[15:32] Hiroki**
they like having places like
their head and cheeks rubbed.
**[15:36] Mr. Villain**
*This kid...*
**[15:38] Mr. Villain**
*It's white!*
**[15:38] Hiroki**
*The tail's white!*
**[15:44] Mr. Villain**
* He's the boy who confirmed*
* the panda's tail color with me!*
**[15:48] Mr. Villain**
Are you a zoologist?
**[15:51] Hiroki**
N-No, I'm not!
**[15:54] Hiroki**
I'm still a kid.
**[15:58] Hiroki**
But I would like to become an animal doctor.
**[16:04] Mr. Villain**
Oh, yeah?
**[16:05] Hiroki**
Yeah.
**[16:07] Hiroki**
But Mom said it'll never happen...
**[16:11] Mr. Villain**
Doctor,
**[16:12] Mr. Villain**
could you explain the proper way
to pet them again for me?
**[16:19] Hiroki**
"Doctor"? You mean me?
**[16:21] Mr. Villain**
That's right.
**[16:24] Mr. Villain**
I don't have a clue,
so please teach me, animal doctor.
***SIGN*** Petting Zoo
**[16:33] Hiroki**
Well, you see...
**[16:50] Mr. Villain**
*This warmth.*
**[16:52] Mr. Villain**
*Its perfect heft.*
**[16:54] Mr. Villain**
*And above all, the feel...*
**[16:57] Mr. Villain**
*The sensation of stroking it!*
**[17:00] Mr. Villain**
*To think something so soothing exists...*
**[17:03] Mr. Villain**
*Earth is formidable indeed.*
**[17:10] Mr. Villain**
We could use this at work.
**[17:14] Mr. Villain**
Could it be...?
**[17:15] Mr. Villain**
I wonder if pandas...
**[17:15] Hiroki**
I wonder if pandas are this soft, too.
**[17:39] Mr. Villain**
* Once there are more pandas,*
* I'll see to it we can touch one another.*
**[17:43] Hiroki**
Yay! Yay!
**[17:45] Mr. Villain**
* When that time comes,*
* if he's become an animal doctor...*
**[17:56] Mr. Villain**
* No, even then,*
* humanity will still have to go.*
**[18:15] backgrounder Z**
* I bet he's thinking up ways*
* to wipe out the humans!*
**[18:22] Mr. Villain**
* What would be a persuasive argument*
* for getting some rabbits in here?*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[19:08] Mr. Villain**
*Today's my day off.*
**[19:10] Mr. Villain**
* I'd love to get myself out of here*
* with the grace of a shooting star,*
**[19:15] Mr. Villain**
*but sadly, I missed my chance...*
**[19:19] Red**
So we meet again,
nice guy from the Evil League.
**[19:24] Red**
Today's the day you fight Ranger Dawn Red!
**[19:29] Red**
Does that mean our truce
is back in effect today?
**[19:33] Red**
There are no pandas here
and no other pedestrians around.
**[19:37] Red**
Are you trying to escape?!
**[19:39] Red**
I have a mission to defeat you guys!
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
Just hold on.
**[19:44] Mr. Villain**
I'm serious about the truce today.
**[19:46] Mr. Villain**
I absolutely do not want to work.
**[19:49] Mr. Villain**
But there's a bigger reason
I can't throw down now.
**[19:53] Mr. Villain**
I've got two cartons of eggs
in this reusable bag.
**[19:57] Red**
Eggs?!
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
I'm currently on a hot spring egg kick.
**[20:01] Red**
Well...
**[20:02] Red**
Hot spring eggs *are* delicious.
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
It's hard to make them properly.
**[20:09] Mr. Villain**
I'm still practicing.
**[20:10] Red**
Good luck with that.
**[20:12] Mr. Villain**
Thank you.
**[20:14] Mr. Villain**
Now then, I can't have
my eggs getting broken.
**[20:17] Mr. Villain**
Wait here for a spell.
**[20:36] Red**
*No sign of him.*
**[20:38] Red**
*I wonder if he gave me the slip.*
**[20:40] Red**
*No, he might come back with reinforcements.*
**[20:44] Red**
*He's with the Evil League.*
**[20:47] Red**
*I bet there's no low he wouldn't stoop to.*
**[20:50] Red**
* But as the Red Ranger,*
* I have to fight back fair and square.*
**[21:01] Mr. Villain**
Use this.
**[21:04] Red**
*A weapon?*
**[21:05] Mr. Villain**
This, too. You don't have to give it back.
**[21:08] Mr. Villain**
Also, someone I know gave me
more snacks than I can eat.
**[21:12] Mr. Villain**
You take the rest.
**[21:23] Mr. Villain**
As for the station, go straight ahead
and turn left at the third light.
**[21:27] Red**
Th-That's very kind. Thank you.
**[21:30] Red**
*How could he tell I was lost?!*
**[21:32] Red**
*He's amazing!*
**[21:33] Red**
*But still...*
**[21:35] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[21:37] Red**
Y-You're really not going to fight?
**[21:40] Mr. Villain**
Certainly not.
**[21:45] Mr. Villain**
Today's my day off, after all.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
A night when sighs turn
into mist and dissolve.
**[23:26] Mr. Villain**
The convenience store
is a lonely spacecraft.
**[23:31] Mr. Villain**
People impulsively yield themselves to the
Chinese dumplings in the display case.
**[23:39] Mr. Villain**
A warmth that spreads deep within.
**[23:42] Mr. Villain**
There for an instant, then gone.
**[23:45] Mr. Villain**
The fiends of winter.
***SIGN*** The Fiends of Winter
# E3 - The Fiends of Winter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U415Z7/the-fiends-of-winter)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:54] Mr. Villain**
*It's cold.*
**[02:07] Mr. Villain**
*It's profoundly cold.*
**[02:11] Mr. Villain**
* But if I stay in bed like this,*
* my precious day off will pass me by.*
**[02:33] Mr. Villain**
*It's time.*
***SIGN*** Adorable baby pandas
**[03:05] (Flashback) Rooney**
Hey, hey! That was you at the store, right?
**[03:09] (Flashback) Rooney**
Hey, hey! It's lunchtime!
**[03:11] (Flashback) Rooney**
Wanna come with me to the cafeteria?
**[03:29] Rooney**
*Oh, you finally answered—*
**[03:30] Mr. Villain**
You try my patience.
**[03:32] Mr. Villain**
Did you forget I told you not
to call me on my day off, Rooney?
**[03:37] Rooney**
*Of course I didn't, General!*
**[03:41] Rooney**
Say, you're not showing up on my end.
**[03:44] Rooney**
Wonder why. Is it busted?
**[03:45] Mr. Villain**
*Who knows?*
**[03:46] Rooney**
Oh, I bet you're doing it on purpose.
**[03:48] Mr. Villain**
*This call ends in two seconds
if it's about nothing.*
**[03:52] Rooney**
Wait! Wait!
**[03:53] Rooney**
I need to talk to you about an Earth monster!
**[03:56] Mr. Villain**
A monster?
**[03:59] Mr. Villain**
You've got five minutes.
**[04:01] Rooney**
*Thank you!*
**[04:02] Rooney**
So, I've been looking into some talk
about a monster that appears in the winter
**[04:07] Rooney**
and occupies human dwellings.
**[04:10] Mr. Villain**
Is it powerful?
**[04:12] Rooney**
Very powerful.
**[04:15] Rooney**
It uses warmth to lure in humans,
then traps them in its belly.
**[04:21] Mr. Villain**
It eats humans, does it?
**[04:24] Mr. Villain**
That could work in our favor.
**[04:26] Rooney**
* Yes. I was also wondering*
* if we could use it somehow.*
**[04:31] Rooney**
But... I let it get the better of me.
**[04:35] Rooney**
It's already...
**[04:36] Rooney**
*devoured me from the waist down.*
**[04:40] Mr. Villain**
Why didn't you say so sooner?!
**[04:42] Mr. Villain**
Where are you right now?!
**[04:44] Rooney**
*The control room.*
**[04:46] Mr. Villain**
Headquarters has already been breached?!
**[04:50] Mr. Villain**
Give me a full report!
**[04:52] Rooney**
*You're coming in, General?!*
**[04:55] Mr. Villain**
Of course I am!
**[04:57] Mr. Villain**
Try to hold out until I get there!
**[04:59] Rooney**
* Oh, and hey! Could you buy*
* some mandarin oranges?*
**[05:02] Mr. Villain**
Mandarin oranges?
**[05:04] Mr. Villain**
* Apparently, that's what you*
* do with this monster.*
**[05:07] Mr. Villain**
*Yet I completely forgot to prepare some.*
**[05:12] Mr. Villain**
So you distract the enemy
with its favorite food?
**[05:15] Mr. Villain**
How could you forget to prepare a decoy?
**[05:17] Mr. Villain**
But rejoice!
***SIGN*** Yumeiro Mandarin Oranges
**[05:19] Mr. Villain**
I just bought a bunch of oranges yesterday!
**[05:23] (Flashback) middle-aged woman**
We always go through
mandarin oranges in no time,
**[05:27] (Flashback) middle-aged woman**
so I buy them by the box.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Makes sense.
**[05:30] Mr. Villain**
*Rooney isn't combat personnel.*
**[05:32] Mr. Villain**
*He stands no chance in an attack!*
**[05:34] Mr. Villain**
*Damn you!*
**[05:36] Mr. Villain**
*Damn you, Earthlings!*
**[05:45] Mr. Villain**
Rooney!
**[05:53] Rooney**
General! I'm so glad you've come!
**[05:57] Rooney**
Teach me how to free myself
from this wintertime monster!
**[06:03] Rooney**
I'll get cold if I get up, but I've needed
to go to the bathroom for ages now!
**[06:07] Rooney**
What do I do, General?!
**[06:13] Rooney**
You're well-versed in human culture,
so you must know a way.
**[06:18] Rooney**
Oh? You know, I haven't seen you
with your hair down in forever.
***SIGN*** KONK
**[06:23] Rooney**
Ouch!
**[06:32] Rooney**
Behold the winter monster's final form!
**[06:36] Mr. Villain**
Less talking, more peeling.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[07:06] woman**
Look!
**[07:07] woman**
It's so cute!
***SIGN*** warm
***SIGN*** warm
**[07:10] boyfriend**
It's a panda.
**[07:11] woman**
Yeah, a limited-edition panda bun!
**[07:14] Mr. Villain**
*Panda bun?!*
**[07:16] woman**
That convenience store back there had them.
**[07:19] Mr. Villain**
*You can get them at convenience stores?*
**[07:22] boyfriend**
What's the filling?
**[07:23] woman**
Probably meat.
**[07:24] boyfriend**
We just ate, and now
you're going to have more?
**[07:27] woman**
What can you do? 'Tis the
season for Chinese buns!
**[07:30] woman**
But I also don't want to overdo it.
**[07:38] woman**
Let's go halfsies.
**[07:39] boyfriend**
Jeez, why'd you buy one *now*?
**[07:41] boyfriend**
But thanks.
**[07:43] boyfriend**
Hey, that's tasty.
**[07:44] woman**
Right?
**[07:55] Yamano**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** Manager Recommended
***SIGN*** Hot Snacks
***SIGN*** Freshly brewed coffee
***SIGN*** Chocolate!!
***SIGN*** Half Off
**[08:28] Yamano**
Have you decided?
**[08:30] Yamano**
We have those limited-edition
panda buns all this month.
**[08:34] Yamano**
They're packed full of meat,
and they're juicier than the regular ones!
**[08:38] Yamano**
I recommend them!
***SIGN*** This month's recommendation
**[08:40] Yamano**
But they're so cute,
it's kind of a shame to eat them.
**[08:44] Yamano**
I feel a little bad doing it, you know?
**[08:50] Yamano**
*There I go again!*
**[08:52] Yamano**
I'm sorry!
**[08:53] Mr. Villain**
You.
**[08:54] Yamano**
Yes, sir!
**[08:56] Mr. Villain**
You get it.
**[08:58] Yamano**
Uh?
**[09:03] Mr. Villain**
I'll have to build up to it.
**[09:06] Yamano**
Oh, sure...
***SIGN*** A later date
**[09:09] Yamano**
Welcome!
**[09:24] Yamano**
I recommend these, too.
***SIGN*** Original Meat Buns
***SIGN*** You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!
**[09:37] Yamano**
Thank you so much!
**[09:46] Mr. Villain**
*To start, a meat bun.*
**[09:50] Mr. Villain**
Sure is small.
***SIGN*** The next day
**[09:59] Mr. Villain**
*Today, a pizza bun.*
***SIGN*** The day after
**[10:04] Mr. Villain**
*Today, a sweet bean paste bun.*
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** anxious
**[10:06] Yamano**
Thanks for waiting.
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** Several
days later
**[10:10] Mr. Villain**
*Today, a gourmet pork bun.*
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** anxious
***SIGN*** anxious
**[10:13] Mr. Villain**
*This has become my after-work treat.*
**[10:15] Yamano**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Several more
days later
**[10:21] Harada**
Welcome.
**[10:32] Mr. Villain**
*Today's the day.*
***SIGN*** Pork Chunk Buns
**[10:43] Harada**
Thanks!
**[10:50] Mr. Villain**
* By the time I worked up the nerve,*
* they'd discontinued the panda buns.*
**[11:07] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[11:17] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[11:20] Mr. Villain**
*But today is my day off.*
**[11:23] Mr. Villain**
* I stopped by the supermarket*
* on my way home from the zoo.*
***SIGN*** Meat Buns
***SIGN*** Meat Buns
**[11:30] Mr. Villain**
*Chinese buns?!*
**[11:32] Mr. Villain**
*Somewhere other than the convenience store?*
**[11:35] Mr. Villain**
*And in four-packs?*
**[11:36] woman A**
I wonder what I should fix tonight.
**[11:37] Mr. Villain**
*What a bargain!*
**[11:38] woman B**
Well, how about something warm?
**[11:38] Mr. Villain**
*I know what* I'm *having
for breakfast tomorrow.*
**[11:41] woman A**
Good idea!
**[11:42] woman B**
Yeah!
**[11:52] Mr. Villain**
Chinese bun...
**[11:55] Mr. Villain**
Chinese bun...
**[11:57] Mr. Villain**
Chinese bun...
**[11:59] Mr. Villain**
Chinese bun...
**[12:01] Mr. Villain**
Chinese—
**[12:06] Mr. Villain**
Dampen it.
**[12:10] Mr. Villain**
Wrap it up.
**[12:12] Mr. Villain**
One minute in the microwave.
***SIGN*** flat...
**[12:42] Mr. Villain**
*At least it* tasted *like a Chinese bun.*
***SIGN*** Meanwhile
***SIGN*** flat...
**[12:54] Red**
My meat bun...
**[12:56] Red**
How could this be?
**[12:58] Mugi**
Red, you wrapped it too tightly.
**[13:01] Sora**
When you do that,
it forms a vacuum that flattens it.
**[13:04] Sora**
I feel sorry for the meat bun.
**[13:07] Mugi**
I'm sure even it wanted to be eaten
in its original fluffy form.
**[13:13] Sora**
And now it's been reduced to this.
**[13:17] Mugi/Sora**
Poor thing.
**[13:20] Red**
Sorry, meat bun!
**[13:22] Red**
This is all my fault!
**[13:24] Blue**
What a fuss to make over a single meat bun.
**[13:27] Blue**
And stop picking on Red.
**[13:30] Blue**
If you two want meat buns,
I'll warm them up for you.
**[13:33] Mugi**
No thanks, Blue. They come out
all hard when you do them.
**[13:36] Sora**
You both suck at this.
**[13:38] Blue**
Gimme a break!
**[13:41] Mugi**
Actually, we have this amazing thing.
**[13:44] Sora**
We always use this to get fluffy meat buns.
**[13:48] Blue**
You should've said so!
**[13:57] Mr. Villain**
To think such a superb device exists...
**[14:00] Mr. Villain**
It's so fluffy.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[14:19] child**
Hooray!
**[16:18] Mr. Villain**
*Today's a compensatory day off,*
**[16:20] Mr. Villain**
* and I'm on my way to the zoo*
* for some soothing panda time.*
**[16:45] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[16:48] Mr. Villain**
Let me help.
**[16:52] old man**
Well, well. I do appreciate it.
**[17:11] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[17:16] Mr. Villain**
Climb on.
**[17:19] old man**
Well, thanks a bunch!
**[17:22] Mr. Villain**
You got a good grip, old man?
**[17:25] old man**
Sure do.
**[17:27] Mr. Villain**
Okay.
**[17:37] old man**
You're such a kind boy, sonny.
**[17:40] Mr. Villain**
"Sonny"?
**[17:42] old man**
Would you lend me a hand again?
**[17:44] Mr. Villain**
Fine by me.
**[17:46] old man**
Good, good.
**[17:49] old man**
You're a good boy. Thank you.
**[18:08] Mr. Villain**
* Did he mistake me for his*
* grandson or something?*
**[18:14] Mr. Villain**
*Humans are so fleeting, it's painful.*
**[18:23] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-three pandas...*
**[18:26] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-four pandas...*
**[18:29] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-five pandas...*
**[18:32] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-six pandas...*
**[18:36] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-seven pandas...*
**[18:40] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-eight pandas...*
**[18:44] Mr. Villain**
*Three hundred and fifty-nine...*
**[19:07] Mr. Villain**
Where am I?
**[19:09] old man**
Sonny! Sonny!
**[19:11] old man**
Am I glad to see you!
Lend me a hand again, won't you?
**[19:16] Mr. Villain**
You're the old man from today...
**[19:17] old man**
Here, put this on. It's cold.
**[19:21] old man**
Okay, now come with me.
**[19:23] Mr. Villain**
Wai—
**[19:24] old man**
This way!
**[19:53] Mr. Villain**
Old man, do you always do this hard labor?
**[19:57] old man**
Yup, I sure do.
**[19:59] Mr. Villain**
Haven't you reached retirement age?
**[20:03] old man**
I'd like to keep it up, as long as
there are children who believe in me.
**[20:12] old man**
Even if I'm a fairy tale
they naturally forget as they grow up,
**[20:18] old man**
I'm alive in their hearts for as
long as they believe I exist.
**[20:31] old man**
I want to grant their little
wishes, one by one.
**[20:37] Mr. Villain**
Old man...
**[20:38] old man**
And sometimes, I get to meet
kind young ones like yourself.
**[20:44] old man**
Thank you for today,
child of a distant star.
**[20:50] old man**
Merry Christmas to you.
**[21:06] Mr. Villain**
I think I had a dream about
doing hard labor in the snow...
**[21:10] Mr. Villain**
Oddly enough, my muscles feel sore.
**[21:23] Mr. Villain**
Might as well put away the bedding.
**[21:28] newscaster**
*Good morning!*
**[21:29] newscaster**
*Today is December 25th.*
**[21:31] newscaster**
*That means it's Christmas.*
**[21:34] newscaster**
*Christmas songs are playing downtown,*
**[21:36] newscaster**
* there are lights everywhere, and I suspect*
* plenty of people are out and about.*
**[21:41] newscaster**
*I hope all of you have a wonderful day.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Milky clouds hanging
in the jet-black sky...
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
Before you know it, they change shape...
**[23:30] Mr. Villain**
and twinkle gently in the light.
**[23:34] Mr. Villain**
At a brief, quiet gathering,
the wind blows and flowers scatter.
**[23:43] Mr. Villain**
A lost child, when spring comes to town.
***SIGN*** When Spring Comes to Town
# E4 - When Spring Comes to Town
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU20KPN/when-spring-comes-to-town)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:58] Yamano**
Welcome!
**[02:05] first-timer**
*I just joined the workforce this spring.*
**[02:09] first-timer**
* I was so looking forward to living*
* on my own the first time.*
**[02:13] first-timer**
* At the end of the day,*
* I'd go out drinking with coworkers.*
**[02:18] first-timer**
*I'd even go to the gym.*
***SIGN*** Yomiuri Travel
***SIGN*** Seasonal Travel
***SIGN*** Visit Lovely Islands
***SIGN*** Overseas Vistas
**[02:20] first-timer**
* On my days off, I'd visit all*
* sorts of places for fun...*
**[02:24] first-timer**
*At least, that was the plan.*
**[02:27] first-timer**
*But I just don't have the energy.*
**[02:30] first-timer**
* If I don't stay home and do laundry,*
* I won't have any underwear.*
***SIGN*** Seaweed Lunch (Fish Paste)
**[02:35] first-timer**
*I also wanted to cook for myself,*
**[02:38] first-timer**
* but when I get home,*
* I can't even manage that.*
**[02:40] first-timer**
* I can't keep living like this.*
* It's too expensive.*
**[02:45] first-timer**
* Yet I end up giving in anyway,*
* then get depressed over how much I suck.*
***SIGN*** Super Energy Jelly
***SIGN*** Super Energy Jelly
***SIGN*** Super Energy Jelly
**[02:50] first-timer**
*Sorry. Even failures get hungry.*
**[03:00] sfx**
grind grind grind
**[03:02] sfx**
grind
**[03:08] sfx**
grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
**[03:08] first-timer**
*Holy...!*
**[03:11] first-timer**
* So what they say about dangerous*
* people downtown is true!*
**[03:14] sfx**
grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
**[03:15] first-timer**
*I'll have to keep my distance.*
**[03:18] sfx**
grind grind grind grind grind grind
**[03:20] Mr. Villain**
Oh, it's you.
**[03:21] Yamano**
Welcome!
**[03:24] first-timer**
*He's on good terms with the clerk?*
**[03:26] first-timer**
*That's odd.*
**[03:27] Mr. Villain**
I have a question. Where did
the Chinese bun case go?
**[03:31] Yamano**
The promotion period ended,
so we had to take it down.
**[03:36] Yamano**
We only had them until early April.
**[03:40] Mr. Villain**
Oh...
**[03:42] first-timer**
*That is some serious disappointment!*
**[03:44] Yamano**
I-I'm so sorry!
**[03:46] Yamano**
I know that was your go-to treat after work.
**[03:49] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[03:51] first-timer**
* I guess I'm not the only one who hits the*
* convenience store on the way home from work.*
**[03:56] Mr. Villain**
It was my reward for a hard day's work.
**[04:00] Mr. Villain**
I needed it to get me through.
**[04:04] Yamano**
It's important to reward yourself!
**[04:07] Yamano**
We may not have those buns anymore,
but we got some new frozen treats!
**[04:13] Mr. Villain**
What did you just say?
**[04:16] Mr. Villain**
I'd like to hear more about it.
**[04:18] Yamano**
Follow me!
**[04:24] first-timer**
*A reward?*
**[04:26] first-timer**
* I was so focused on the negative,*
* I never thought of it that way.*
**[04:34] first-timer**
* Even if there are things I can't do,*
* maybe I should just celebrate working hard.*
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Super Energy Jelly
***SIGN*** Seaweed Lunch (Fish Paste)
**[04:47] Yamano**
Here's to another day of good work!
**[04:50] first-timer**
What?! Oh, uh, thanks.
**[04:54] Yamano**
Thanks for stopping by!
**[04:58] first-timer**
*I bought some pudding!*
**[05:06] first-timer**
*I'm a hard worker! Go me!*
***SIGN*** Another day
**[05:21] Yamano**
Welcome!
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** Sakura Pudding
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Sakura Pudding
***SIGN*** Sakura Pudding
***SIGN*** Eclairs
***SIGN*** Sakura Roll Cake
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** NEW
***SIGN*** Rice ball fillings
you're sure to love
***SIGN*** Freshly brewed coffee
**[05:31] Yamano**
Oh, we just got those in.
**[05:34] Yamano**
We're running a cherry
blossom-themed promotion,
**[05:36] Yamano**
so we have sakura mochi, sakura roll cake,
sakura ice cream, sakura lattes,
**[05:41] Yamano**
and sakura-flavored milk tea!
**[05:47] first-timer**
I-Is this any good?
**[05:52] Yamano**
I love it!
**[05:58] first-timer**
I'll get one.
**[05:59] Yamano**
Great!
**[06:07] Mr. Villain**
So this is what cherry blossoms taste like?
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Hot Snacks
***SIGN*** Freshly brewed coffee
***SIGN*** Rice ball fillings
you're sure to love
**[06:49] first-timer**
What should today's treat be?
**[06:58] Yamano**
Oh, welcome!
**[07:01] Mr. Villain**
Ah, it's you.
**[07:03] Yamano**
I was just wondering
if you might not make it today.
**[07:07] first-timer**
*It's that clerk and Mr. Tough Guy.*
**[07:11] first-timer**
*They sure do seem to get along well.*
**[07:14] Yamano**
You know what?
**[07:21] Yamano**
We got in some new ice cream products!
**[07:28] Mr. Villain**
Please tell me more.
**[07:30] Yamano**
Mhm!
**[07:37] first-timer**
*Staring too much would be rude.*
**[07:43] Yamano**
This is our new lineup.
**[07:46] Yamano**
I'd especially recommend this one!
**[07:48] Yamano**
It's rich soft serve loaded with fruit!
**[07:52] Yamano**
And look! We've got two flavors: strawberry
adzuki and banana molasses kinako.
**[07:57] Yamano**
Not only do they both taste great,
***SIGN*** Banana Molasses
Kinako Soft Serve
**[08:00] Yamano**
but I think they also make
for one hearty snack!
***SIGN*** Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve
**[08:05] Mr. Villain**
Yes, they both look delicious.
**[08:08] first-timer**
*She sure got my attention.*
**[08:10] first-timer**
* Strawberry adzuki and*
* banana molasses kinako?*
***SIGN*** Banana Molasses
Kinako Soft Serve
***SIGN*** Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve
**[08:15] Mr. Villain**
If I had to choose, I'd go with...
**[08:18] Mr. Villain**
Banana molasses kinako.
**[08:18] Yamano**
Strawberry adzuki!
**[08:20] first-timer**
*They're at odds!*
**[08:26] Yamano**
*There I go again!*
**[08:29] Yamano**
I-I'm sorry!
**[08:30] Yamano**
I was so sure you'd prefer the strawberry,
I couldn't stop myself!
**[08:35] first-timer**
*What'll we do if Mr. Tough Guy gets angry?*
**[08:39] Mr. Villain**
Don't worry.
**[08:40] Mr. Villain**
Your recommendations are
always on the money.
**[08:44] Mr. Villain**
Why don't I buy both and do a taste test?
**[08:48] Yamano**
Oh, wow!
**[08:50] Yamano**
I-I'm sorry!
I didn't mean to make you get two!
**[08:53] Mr. Villain**
It's fine.
**[08:54] Mr. Villain**
Chances are I would've just come back
another day to buy the other one.
**[08:59] Mr. Villain**
Ring me up.
**[09:00] Yamano**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[09:13] first-timer**
*For today's treat,*
**[09:15] first-timer**
*maybe I'll get some of this ice cream too.*
**[09:18] first-timer**
* Now, strawberry adzuki or*
* banana molasses kinako?*
**[09:26] Yamano**
Thank you so much!
**[09:32] Yamano**
Take care!
**[09:35] first-timer**
I know!
***SIGN*** Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve
***SIGN*** Banana Molasses
Kinako Soft Serve
**[09:39] Yamano**
Thank you very much!
**[09:41] first-timer**
Sure!
**[09:49] Mr. Villain**
Now then, which shall I try first?
**[09:52] Mr. Villain**
Tomorrow is my first day off in a while.
**[09:55] Mr. Villain**
There'll be plenty of time for indecision.
**[10:00] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[10:10] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[10:16] Mr. Villain**
*But today is my day off.*
**[10:21] Mr. Villain**
* I'm visiting a place called a café*
* in search of a thing called "latte art."*
**[10:32] barista**
Welcome.
**[10:44] Mr. Villain**
*What is that?*
**[10:46] Mr. Villain**
*Some kind of experimental instrument?*
**[10:49] barista**
What can I get you?
**[10:51] Mr. Villain**
One of these.
**[10:53] barista**
Coming right up.
**[10:59] Mr. Villain**
*What's he going to do?*
**[11:10] Mr. Villain**
Wh-What is that?!
**[11:12] barista**
A siphon coffee maker.
**[11:14] barista**
Pour-over coffee is nice too,
but our café's always done it this way.
**[11:22] barista**
Thank you for waiting.
**[11:26] Mr. Villain**
* So there's more than*
* one way to make coffee...*
**[11:34] Mr. Villain**
*What now?*
**[11:36] Mr. Villain**
*What is that sound?!*
**[11:38] Mr. Villain**
*What the hell is that guy doing?*
**[11:41] Mr. Villain**
* He has to make all that noise*
* just to make coffee?*
**[11:49] barista**
Thanks for waiting.
**[11:52] barista**
Take your time and enjoy.
**[12:03] Mr. Villain**
*Looks just as charming as the rumors say.*
**[12:15] Mr. Villain**
*How does one go about drinking this?*
**[12:34] Mr. Villain**
*Wh-What's the meaning of this?*
**[12:39] Mr. Villain**
*The more I drink, the less panda it becomes!*
**[12:49] Mr. Villain**
*Latte art...*
**[12:51] Mr. Villain**
*What a merciless beverage!*
**[12:57] panda**
*It's all right.*
**[13:00] panda**
*This is our destiny.*
**[13:30] Mr. Villain**
*O panda!*
**[13:48] office worker**
Barista.
**[13:50] office worker**
Another panda latte for
this customer over here.
**[13:54] barista**
Sure.
**[14:11] Mr. Villain**
I got so worked up over that panda
latte that I bought too much.
**[14:17] Mr. Villain**
* It's so heavy it's about*
* to dislocate my shoulder.*
**[14:20] Mr. Villain**
*After all, I'm carrying...*
**[14:29] Mr. Villain**
* a massive amount of milk for making*
* stew, pudding, and almond jelly!*
**[14:38] Mr. Villain**
* Stew is, of course,*
* delicious in and of itself.*
**[14:42] Mr. Villain**
*But rice gratin, pasta, and omelet rice...*
**[14:47] Mr. Villain**
* It can be used in such*
* a wide range of cuisine.*
**[14:51] Mr. Villain**
* Starting next week, I have*
* to work a bunch of days in a row.*
**[14:55] Mr. Villain**
* It'll be worth it to cook*
* some meals in advance.*
**[14:59] Mr. Villain**
* Once the pudding and almond jelly are done,*
* I'll top them with panda decorations.*
**[15:05] Mr. Villain**
* I had the idea*
* while drinking that panda latte.*
**[15:11] Mr. Villain**
*Today, I embark on a trial run.*
**[15:14] Mr. Villain**
* I anticipate some degree of failure,*
* so I bought extra milk.*
**[15:20] Mr. Villain**
*And for the arrangement of all this food,*
**[15:24] Mr. Villain**
* I'll use the panda dishware I*
* stumbled across by blind luck!*
**[15:56] Mr. Villain**
*I've managed to make it back to my building,*
**[16:00] Mr. Villain**
*yet one final hurdle remains...*
**[16:03] Mr. Villain**
*The stairs!*
**[16:07] Mr. Villain**
* Why won't you install an*
* elevator, Earthlings?!*
**[16:12] Mr. Villain**
*Nevertheless...*
**[16:16] Mr. Villain**
*I won't be defeated here!*
**[16:25] Mr. Villain**
*With each step I take,*
**[16:28] Mr. Villain**
*these bags bite into my shoulders and hands!*
**[16:34] Mr. Villain**
*What spiritually taxing toil!*
**[16:37] Mr. Villain**
*My fingers are about to tear off.*
**[16:41] Mr. Villain**
*Once I reach the top of these stairs,*
**[16:45] Mr. Villain**
*I'll start by making stew,*
**[16:49] Mr. Villain**
*and I'll put it in my panda bowl!*
**[16:53] Mr. Villain**
*Stay strong.*
**[16:55] Mr. Villain**
*Don't give up!*
**[16:57] Mr. Villain**
*You hear me, legs and shoulders?!*
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
*I see it now—the end of my long journey!*
**[17:34] Mr. Villain**
Hello.
**[17:36] neighbor**
Hi.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[17:48] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[18:00] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[18:04] Mr. Villain**
*But today is my day off.*
**[18:08] Mr. Villain**
* I've come to see the cherry blossoms*
* as the Earthlings so love to do...*
**[18:14] Mr. Villain**
*But the flowers have already fallen.*
**[18:21] Mr. Villain**
* I even went to the trouble*
* of packing a lunch for this.*
**[18:26] reporter**
* Seeing cherry blossoms just isn't the same*
* without a picnic lunch, you know?*
**[19:28] sfx**
munch
munch
munch
munch
**[19:28] Mr. Villain**
Hey, hasn't your family ever taught you
not to accept food from strangers?
**[19:38] Mr. Villain**
You were just *that* hungry?
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
Some planet this is.
**[19:45] Mr. Villain**
But fret not. I'll wipe out humanity for sure.
**[19:49] girl**
One more?
**[19:51] Mr. Villain**
Have as much as you'd like.
**[19:55] girl**
You here to see the flowers, mister?
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[20:00] Mr. Villain**
Though it seems I'm too late.
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
Be sure to chew thoroughly.
**[20:08] girl**
I'll show them to you.
**[20:23] Mr. Villain**
* Unlike the flora of my home planet,*
* which retain their flowers until they wither,*
**[20:30] Mr. Villain**
* this cherry blossom tree scatters*
* its petals shortly after they bloom.*
**[20:37] Mr. Villain**
*Humans supposedly find the spectacle elegant.*
**[21:05] Mr. Villain**
I see now.
Seeing them fall truly is beautiful.
**[21:19] Mr. Villain**
Did she go home?
**[21:22] Mr. Villain**
* After that, I went back several*
* times with a packed lunch,*
**[21:27] Mr. Villain**
*but I did not encounter that child.*
**[21:36] Mr. Villain**
* Perhaps I'll go again next year*
* when the flowers are in bloom.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
What does she dress up to go fight?
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
Even once the uniform comes off,
she can't be true to herself.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
A throbbing heart, impossible to conceal
in the midst of natural color...
**[23:38] Mr. Villain**
There was a fake smile on her revealed face...
**[23:44] Mr. Villain**
That magical girl in distress.
***SIGN*** Magical Girl in Distress.
# E5 - Magical Girl in Distress
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD108K/magical-girl-in-distress)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:35] Pink**
*I am Ranger Daybreak Pink.*
**[01:39] Pink**
Transform.
**[02:00] Pink**
* I will defeat the Evil League,*
* which threatens Earth.*
**[02:03] Pink**
*That's my job.*
**[02:08] Pink**
*Every day I patrol, and occasionally I fight.*
**[02:13] Pink**
* Again and again, I send*
* enemies flying with my strikes.*
**[02:24] Pink**
*I've had enough...*
**[02:26] Pink**
* of this hero suit that's*
* like full-body tights,*
**[02:29] Pink**
* and of this knock-down,*
* drag-out fighting style.*
**[02:34] Pink**
*Because the truth is...*
**[02:53] (Flashback) Pink**
They're so cute.
**[02:55] Pink**
The truth is that I always wanted
to be a magical girl!
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[03:06] Pink**
Stupid!
**[03:08] Pink**
You could never pull that look off!
For shame!
**[03:19] Pink**
This is Daybreak Pink. Enemies eliminated.
**[03:22] Pink**
I'm returning to my patrol.
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[03:30] Pink**
*Yeah, I'm just not suited for it.*
**[03:38] Pink**
It's gone...
**[03:39] Pink**
* The keychain I bought because*
* I'm so into magical girl wands!*
**[03:43] Pink**
*I had it in my purse as a good-luck charm.*
**[03:46] Pink**
*Maybe it fell out when I was shopping?*
**[03:50] Mugi**
Blue, are you going out to collect Red?
**[03:52] Sora**
You're not going to wait for Black?
**[03:54] Blue**
That's right.
**[03:56] Blue**
Pink, what're you doing?
**[03:58] Pink**
Ugh, Blue.
**[03:59] Blue**
Huh?
**[04:00] Blue**
Oh, you're wearing glasses today.
**[04:03] Pink**
*I* know *this guy would make fun of me if
he found out I had magical girl swag.*
**[04:09] Pink**
Not that it's any of your business.
**[04:11] Blue**
What? You know, you never show
so much as a shred of cuteness.
**[04:19] Pink**
Then why not just deal with Red? *He's* cute.
**[04:23] Blue**
Huh?
**[04:24] Blue**
This is exactly what I'm talking—
**[04:25] Blue**
Ow!
**[04:29] Mugi**
That was bad of both of you.
**[04:32] Sora**
But you should think a little more
before you open your mouth, Blue.
**[04:36] Sora**
Shame on you.
**[04:37] Blue**
Ow!
**[04:41] Sora**
Pink, are you about to go out?
**[04:44] Mugi**
It's almost time for Black's patrol.
**[04:47] Mugi**
Blue can go collect Red.
**[04:51] Pink**
I won't cause any trouble.
**[05:01] Pink**
* I know better than anyone*
* that I'm devoid of cuteness.*
**[05:08] Pink**
It's not here...
**[05:10] Pink**
Or here...
**[05:18] Pink**
It's not here either.
**[05:31] Pink**
I'll leave soon.
**[05:43] Pink**
*It's nowhere to be found.*
**[05:47] Pink**
*And the shop is closed now.*
**[05:49] Pink**
*That leaves...*
***SIGN*** Unohara Police Box
**[05:52] Pink**
Um, excuse me.
**[05:55] Pink**
There it is!
***SIGN*** Beware suspicious phone calls!
**[05:59] police officer**
Someone only just came by to drop it off.
**[06:04] police officer**
They *just* walked out the door,
so they might still be nearby—
**[06:08] police officer**
Look for someone tall in a trench coat!
**[06:17] Red**
I'm home!
**[06:18] Red**
Today I made it back all by myself!
**[06:22] Red**
What's wrong with you two?
**[06:25] Mugi**
If Pink turns to crime, it's Blue's fault.
**[06:28] sfx**
ache ache ache ache ache ache ache
**[06:30] sfx**
ache ache ache ache ache
**[06:34] Red**
Blue, you can't make little kids cry.
**[06:37] Blue**
They're not the ones in tears. I am.
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:37] sfx**
ache
**[06:40] Blue**
My legs hurt like hell.
**[06:43] Blue**
And *someone* was already
giving me a stomachache.
***SIGN*** "someone"
**[06:47] Red**
Sorry.
**[06:48] Mugi**
Can we ask Black to go and get Pink?
**[06:52] Blue**
If she's not back in ten minutes, I'll go.
**[06:59] Pink**
That's not them.
***SIGN*** Unohara
Community
Bus
**[07:03] Pink**
Nope.
**[07:04] Pink**
Double nope.
**[07:15] Pink**
*That's the one!*
**[07:17] Pink**
Hey, wait...
**[07:22] Pink**
Wait up!
**[07:30] Pink**
Are you the one who turned this in?
**[07:32] Mr. Villain**
Yes. You're the owner, I take it?
**[07:36] Pink**
I, um...
**[07:38] Pink**
Thank you very much.
**[07:41] Mr. Villain**
Take care not to lose
the things you treasure...
**[07:48] Mr. Villain**
Miss Magical Girl.
**[07:59] Pink**
What's with him?
**[08:03] Pink**
Does he know about *Magical Girl Angel Anima*?
**[08:10] Pink**
* That's actually what I've always*
* wanted to be called instead of a Ranger.*
**[08:25] Pink**
I'd better put this away so I don't lose it.
**[08:30] Blue**
Hey.
**[08:36] Blue**
Don't walk around by yourself at this hour.
**[08:39] Blue**
Everyone's worried about you.
**[08:42] Blue**
Find what you were looking for?
**[08:44] Pink**
I did.
**[08:47] Blue**
Okay.
**[08:49] Blue**
Let's go home.
**[08:51] Pink**
You'll stretch out my sleeve.
**[08:53] Blue**
Then start walking.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[09:23] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[09:32] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
***SIGN*** Panda Enclosure
**[09:40] Mr. Villain**
* Today's objective is the*
* black-and-white furball.*
**[09:46] Mr. Villain**
*Just you wait, fur-face!*
**[10:34] Mr. Villain**
*So cute!*
**[10:36] Mr. Villain**
*What's the deal with this creature?!*
**[10:43] Mr. Villain**
*I didn't notice when I first came to Earth,*
**[10:46] Mr. Villain**
*but these days when I walk around,*
***SIGN*** Unohara Drugstore
**[10:49] Mr. Villain**
*there are pandas everywhere you look.*
**[10:53] Mr. Villain**
*For example...*
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[10:55] Mr. Villain**
* they even show up in this "anime"*
* stuff the Earthlings enjoy.*
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[11:04] Mr. Villain**
*It figures.*
**[11:05] Mr. Villain**
* Putting wings on pandas makes*
* them that much more charming.*
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair Now Underway
***SIGN*** Panda Fair Now Underway
**[11:28] staffer**
The Panda Fair is underway.
**[11:29] child**
Thanks!
**[11:30] staffer**
If you buy a panda product,
you'll receive a stamp.
**[11:39] child**
Thanks!
**[11:44] child**
Thank you, Mr. Panda!
**[12:02] staffer**
Get ten stamps to exchange them for
a shopping district-original panda prize!
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
**[12:14] staffer**
The Panda Fair is underway!
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
Panda Fair Stamp Card
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
***SIGN*** Get a stamp each time you
buy a panda product!
Collect ten stamps and get
an original panda prize!
**[12:21] Mr. Villain**
*I see.*
**[12:23] Mr. Villain**
* You buy ten panda products,*
* then get a prize on top of that.*
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
***SIGN*** Get a stamp each time you buy a panda product!
***SIGN*** Collect ten stamps and get an original panda prize!
**[12:29] Mr. Villain**
*That's fabulous.*
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[12:40] Mr. Villain**
*Bread is a must-have.*
**[12:42] Mr. Villain**
* Although it's hard to know*
* where to bite first.*
**[12:52] Mr. Villain**
*Panda sandwich bread?!*
**[12:58] clerk**
We'll cut it to your desired thickness.
**[13:05] Mr. Villain**
*What an awful threat, Earthling!*
**[13:10] Mr. Villain**
Hold on.
**[13:18] Mr. Villain**
*That would make even more pandas.*
**[13:25] clerk**
Thank you very much!
**[13:30] Mr. Villain**
I made off with quite the purchase.
***SIGN*** Chinese Deli
***SIGN*** Steamed Dumplings
***SIGN*** Everything Buns
***SIGN*** Panda Print Meat Buns
***SIGN*** Panda Print Potstickers
***SIGN*** Chinese Deli
***SIGN*** Unohara Grocery
***SIGN*** Chinese Noodles
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Kiyoya Sweets
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[14:15] Mr. Villain**
I ended up pretty much just getting food.
**[14:23] Mr. Villain**
Just one more to go.
***SIGN*** Prize Exchange
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
**[14:34] Mr. Villain**
I'd like to trade this in.
**[14:35] old lady**
Sure thing.
**[14:39] old lady**
Please choose which prize you'd like.
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District Panda Fair Prize List
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Reusable bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Reusable shopping bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Reusable shopping bag
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
***SIGN*** Prize Exchange
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
Now Underway
***SIGN*** Colored pencil set
**[15:22] Mr. Villain**
No, wait.
**[15:24] Mr. Villain**
This isn't easy.
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
***SIGN*** Tumbler
***SIGN*** Picnic lunch box
***SIGN*** Picnic blanket
***SIGN*** Mug w/ lid
**[15:32] Mr. Villain**
I'll take this.
***SIGN*** Meat Buns
***SIGN*** Potstickers
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
*Today is my day off.*
**[16:23] Mr. Villain**
* When work gets busy, I inevitably*
* end up neglecting things at home.*
**[16:29] Mr. Villain**
*And so, today is...*
**[16:35] Mr. Villain**
*all about cleaning.*
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
* I heard that with vacuums, the suction is*
* stronger when you pull than when you push.*
**[16:50] Mr. Villain**
* Dust bunnies readily form*
* in the corners of rooms.*
**[16:54] Mr. Villain**
*You've got to be thorough.*
**[17:31] Mr. Villain**
There.
**[17:37] Mr. Villain**
Might as well reorganize, too.
**[17:40] Mr. Villain**
That reminds me...
I'm almost out of detergent.
**[17:45] Mr. Villain**
I can throw out this stuff down here.
***SIGN*** The box is empty
**[18:07] Mr. Villain**
I'll hang on to it...
**[18:34] Mr. Villain**
*Time for a little break.*
***SIGN*** Panda just eats bamboo
**[18:43] Mr. Villain**
* They uploaded a special video*
* shot by the zookeepers?!*
***SIGN*** Just filmed! Special video by the zookeepers
***SIGN*** I tried making rice balls that look like pandas from behind!
**[19:29] Mr. Villain**
What nice weather.
**[19:31] Mr. Villain**
I'm glad I hung the laundry out to dry.
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
*This creature...*
**[19:46] Mr. Villain**
*Animalia. Chordata.*
**[19:48] Mr. Villain**
*Vertebrata. Mammalia.*
**[19:50] Mr. Villain**
*Carnivora. Feliformia.*
**[19:53] Mr. Villain**
*Felidae. Felis.*
**[19:55] Mr. Villain**
*A cat!*
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
* This creature's standoffish attitude and*
* charm have made it a favorite with Earthlings.*
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
*That favor is a weakness!*
**[20:08] Mr. Villain**
* If we win them over to our side,*
* they should prove a valuable asset.*
**[20:13] Mr. Villain**
* And this cat's coat resembles*
* a panda's to boot.*
**[20:21] Mr. Villain**
Hey, cat. Nice weather we're having, huh?
**[20:31] Mr. Villain**
*It won't even look my way.*
**[20:33] Mr. Villain**
*But all the better, Earthlings.*
**[20:36] Mr. Villain**
*I shall not be dissuaded.*
**[20:41] Mr. Villain**
*We're newcomers to this world.*
**[20:44] Mr. Villain**
* Perhaps I sounded too rude to one*
* who has dwelt here for eons.*
**[20:49] Mr. Villain**
*In other words...*
**[20:51] Mr. Villain**
Isn't today's weather
simply delightful, Mr. Cat?
**[20:54] Mr. Villain**
*How'd you like that, feline?!*
**[20:59] Mr. Villain**
*I earned a glance!*
**[21:01] Mr. Villain**
*Did you see that, Earthlings?!*
**[21:08] Mr. Villain**
*O-Oh, of course. It has a different language.*
**[21:13] Mr. Villain**
* That's so obvious.*
* How could I have forgotten?*
**[21:17] Mr. Villain**
* This cat has been sitting here listening*
* to my unintelligible babble!*
**[21:23] Mr. Villain**
*How generous in spirit it must be!*
**[21:25] Mr. Villain**
*I must respond in good faith.*
***SIGN*** On patrol
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Vega and Altair.
**[23:24] Mr. Villain**
A fleeting rendezvous.
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
They approach and retreat, like waves.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
They're drawn together,
then they part once more.
**[23:38] Mr. Villain**
A small strip of paper for a wish.
**[23:41] Mr. Villain**
The stars twinkle, and the sea resounds.
**[23:45] Mr. Villain**
Those who wish in summer.
***SIGN*** Those Who Wish in Summer
# E6 - Those Who Wish in Summer
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KW9N/those-who-wish-in-summer)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:31] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,*
* which fights daily to wipe out humankind*
**[01:42] Mr. Villain**
* and claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
**[01:46] Mr. Villain**
*But today is my day off.*
**[01:50] Mr. Villain**
*On the way home from the supermarket,*
**[01:52] Mr. Villain**
*I was enjoying some sun in the park*
**[01:55] Mr. Villain**
*while sorting through my panda photos.*
**[02:01] Hibiki**
I'm telling you, this'll be another year
Orihime and Hikoboshi fail to meet.
**[02:06] Aya**
What?! They will *too* meet!
**[02:09] Mr. Villain**
*Orihime? Hikoboshi?*
**[02:12] Mr. Villain**
*Who the heck are they?*
**[02:15] Mr. Villain**
* I can't help but get caught up in this*
* conversation the children are having.*
**[02:20] Hibiki**
They totally won't. I mean, it always rains.
**[02:25] Mr. Villain**
*If it rains, they can't meet?*
**[02:27] Aya**
It might be clear this year!
**[02:30] Hibiki**
The forecast is calling
for rain on the seventh.
**[02:35] Mr. Villain**
*They're only concerned about the seventh?*
**[02:38] Mr. Villain**
* That must mean Orihime and Hikoboshi*
* have plans to go out that day,*
**[02:44] Mr. Villain**
*but it keeps getting rained out every year.*
**[02:48] Mr. Villain**
*They should consider a different date.*
**[02:50] Mr. Villain**
*Is that the only day they can make it work?*
**[02:53] Hibiki**
It's because they spent all their
time having fun, not working.
**[02:58] Hibiki**
They got what they deserve.
**[03:00] Hibiki**
Just like my mom and dad.
**[03:05] Aya**
Hibiki...
**[03:07] Aya**
That reminds me, Hibiki,
aren't you moving on the seventh?
**[03:12] Hibiki**
Yeah, I'm moving in with my grandparents.
**[03:14] Aya**
Is that far away?
**[03:16] Hibiki**
It is.
**[03:17] Aya**
What about your mom and dad?
**[03:20] Hibiki**
They're not going.
**[03:22] Aya**
I'll come see you off!
**[03:24] Hibiki**
You don't have to, Aya. It'll be raining.
**[03:27] Aya**
I'll come anyway!
**[03:29] Hibiki**
You'll get wet.
**[03:32] Aya**
I don't care!
**[03:34] Aya**
I'm not Orihime, so I can come
see you even if it's raining!
**[03:39] Hibiki**
Does that make me Hikoboshi?
**[03:42] Aya**
Or it can be the other way around.
**[03:44] Hibiki**
Either's fine by me.
**[03:47] Hibiki**
I better head home or I'll get an earful.
**[03:51] Hibiki**
Thanks for letting me play this.
**[03:52] Aya**
Oh, you can hang on to it, Hibiki.
**[03:56] Aya**
I'll borrow my brother's, so it's fine.
**[03:58] Hibiki**
I can't, Aya.
**[03:59] Hibiki**
Somebody bought it for you, right?
**[04:03] Hibiki**
I'll try wishing that
someone buys me one too.
**[04:07] Aya**
Hibiki!
**[04:09] Aya**
The seventh, okay?!
I swear I'll come see you!
**[04:15] Aya**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
**[04:22] Mr. Villain**
* I never did find out who*
* Orihime and Hikoboshi are.*
**[04:27] Mr. Villain**
* But I did learn they're a couple*
* of worthless layabouts.*
***SIGN*** Tanabata
Star Festival
***SIGN*** July 7th
3PM 5PM 7PM
***SIGN*** Concert, Raffle, Fireworks
***SIGN*** Orihime
**[04:33] Mr. Villain**
*Is this them?*
***SIGN*** Hikoboshi
***SIGN*** Sasamoto Butcher Shop
**[04:39] older lady**
Why hello, mister.
**[04:40] older lady**
Care to write one for yourself?
**[04:45] older lady**
Here.
**[04:49] Mr. Villain**
What do you write on this?
**[04:52] older lady**
What? Don't tell me you've
never used a tanzaku before.
**[04:56] older lady**
You write a wish on it,
then hang it on bamboo.
***SIGN*** May I get to
travel a lot
***SIGN*** May my dog live
a long, healthy life
***SIGN*** May I become an
upstanding adult
***SIGN*** World peace
***SIGN*** May I happen across
a good sauna
**[05:01] older lady**
You can wish for world peace,
the well-being of your household... Anything.
***SIGN*** May I happen across
a good sauna
**[05:12] woman**
What to write...
**[05:13] woman A**
I know!
**[05:14] Mr. Villain**
*My wish?*
**[05:14] woman**
I'm not sure.
**[05:15] Mr. Villain**
*Humanity's downfall.*
**[05:19] older lady**
Here, mister. A croquette on the house.
**[05:21] older lady**
Fresh from the fryer.
***SIGN*** Sasamoto Butcher Shop
**[05:25] older lady**
Have some fresh croquettes!
**[05:28] woman A**
Oh, yay!
**[05:30] woman A**
Thank you.
**[05:31] older lady**
I hope your wishes come true.
**[05:34] Mr. Villain**
*This is good.*
***SIGN*** Butcher Shop
**[05:57] Mr. Villain**
Two croquettes, please.
**[05:59] older lady**
Why thank you!
**[06:01] older lady**
Come back for more, you hear?
***SIGN*** World peace
***SIGN*** May I pass my exam!
***SIGN*** May I get to eat
first-rate yakiniku
***SIGN*** May the two of them get to meet
***SIGN*** May the world
be at peace
-Red
**[06:44] Red**
There.
***SIGN*** May everyone enjoy
good health
-Red
**[06:46] Mugi/Sora**
Red.
**[06:48] Sora**
That's your twelfth one.
**[06:50] Mugi**
How many tanzaku are you going to use up?
**[06:54] Red**
I'm on a roll.
**[06:55] Mugi**
Isn't there only one thing
you should wish for?
**[06:58] Mugi/Sora**
"I want a sense of direction."
**[07:03] Red**
Sorry I'm like that.
**[07:05] Mugi**
It's okay.
**[07:06] Sora**
We've just accepted it.
**[07:08] Red**
That was all I could think of at first, too.
***SIGN*** May Red find his way home
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Red acquire a sense of direction
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Red stop getting lost
-Blue
***SIGN*** Red gets lost so much,
it makes my stomach ache
-Blue
**[07:11] Red**
But Blue already wished for it over and over.
**[07:16] Mugi/Sora**
Oh.
**[07:18] Red**
So I thought I should wish for other things.
***SIGN*** Academic
achievement
-Pink
***SIGN*** I want some tasty ice cream
-Mugi
***SIGN*** I want a tasty crêpe
-Sora
***SIGN*** May Pink get 5%
of my stomachaches
-Blue
***SIGN*** May Blue's stomach medicine
taste ridiculously bitter
-Pink
***SIGN*** May everyone be happy
-Red
**[07:29] Red**
May everyone be happy.
**[07:33] Red**
May conflict cease to exist in the world.
***SIGN*** May conflict cease
to exist in the world
-Red
***SIGN*** May those who suffer
from disease find relief
-Red
**[07:37] Red**
May those who suffer from
disease find relief.
**[07:41] Red**
May the two of you grow up healthy.
**[07:48] Sora**
Then we'll write one that says
"May Blue stop having stomachaches."
**[07:53] Mugi**
Yeah, let's do that.
**[07:54] Red**
Seriously, I'm really sorry.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[12:26] girl**
We'll build again!
**[12:30] Mr. Villain**
Yes, we will.
**[12:32] Mr. Villain**
And next time, we'll make them even better.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[12:50] Trigger**
*I'm Trigger, a higher-up in the Evil League.*
**[13:04] Trigger**
* I fight day after day here on Earth*
* in the name of my home planet.*
**[13:11] Trigger**
*But why must I work with* this guy*?!*
**[13:17] Trigger**
*Everyone calls him the General,*
**[13:20] Trigger**
*and I hate his guts!*
**[13:25] Trigger**
*What makes* him *so like a general?*
**[13:28] Trigger**
*I'll make him see that I'm better than him!*
**[13:35] Trigger**
Why do you go home on foot
amongst the Earthlings?!
**[13:39] Mr. Villain**
It's too early in the day
to go straight home.
**[13:43] Mr. Villain**
Leaping from building
to building draws attention.
**[13:45] Trigger**
We have warp gates, you know?
**[13:48] Mr. Villain**
They're down for maintenance.
**[13:52] Trigger**
Just my luck. Out on stroll
with you out of uniform.
**[13:56] Mr. Villain**
That's right.
**[13:58] Trigger**
*What's with that unkempt hair?*
**[14:03] Trigger**
*Where did the General go?!*
**[14:06] Trigger**
* Now he looks a little like*
* some kind of mascot.*
**[14:13] Mr. Villain**
Hey, look!
**[14:15] Trigger**
What's—
**[14:16] Mr. Villain**
Panda crêpes.
**[14:17] Trigger**
Huh?
**[14:19] Mr. Villain**
Look at that. Panda crêpes.
**[14:22] Trigger**
Okay, and?
**[14:26] Mr. Villain**
Is their cuteness lost on you?
**[14:29] Trigger**
I may not get it,
but don't you look down on me!
**[14:34] Trigger**
Hey!
***SIGN*** CRÊPES
**[14:41] Mr. Villain**
One panda crêpe, please.
**[14:46] Trigger**
*So the General likes crêpes, huh?*
**[14:49] Trigger**
*Is the truth that he has a sweet tooth?*
**[14:52] Trigger**
*How adowable!*
**[14:54] Trigger**
* If our underlings found out about this,*
* his image as the General would be ruined.*
**[15:01] Mr. Villain**
Trigger.
***SIGN*** Panda Crêpes
**[15:03] Mr. Villain**
I can't get a good shot. Hold this.
**[15:06] Trigger**
Huh?
**[15:13] Trigger**
Give me a warning first!
**[15:15] Trigger**
There's the angle! I need to check
my bangs! I have to be ready!
**[15:19] Mr. Villain**
Don't worry.
**[15:21] Mr. Villain**
Only the crêpe is in frame.
**[15:23] Trigger**
Shut up and eat this already!
**[15:30] Trigger**
*What's his deal with the freakin' crêpe?*
**[15:41] Trigger**
What're you doing?
**[15:43] Mr. Villain**
I want to eat it, but I feel bad for it.
**[15:47] Mr. Villain**
I can never decide which part to eat first.
**[16:03] Trigger**
Have you been *trying*
to confuse the heck out of me?!
**[16:06] Mr. Villain**
What's wrong?
**[16:07] Mr. Villain**
You want a crêpe?
**[16:09] Trigger**
No, I don't!
**[16:10] Trigger**
If we're going back to headquarters,
hurry up and eat the damn thing!
**[16:14] Mr. Villain**
Good call.
**[16:19] Trigger**
* A coworker I despise*
* has a side I wasn't expecting.*
**[16:22] Trigger**
*I did* not *want to know this!*
**[16:26] Mr. Villain**
This is the way I like to spend my days off.
**[16:29] Mr. Villain**
If you happen to catch me on one,
don't speak to me.
**[16:33] Trigger**
Huh?
**[16:34] Mr. Villain**
I prefer to enjoy my time off by myself.
**[16:37] Trigger**
Who'd even speak to you anyway?!
**[16:39] Trigger**
Don't be so full of yourself!
**[16:41] Mr. Villain**
Right.
**[16:56] Rooney**
Hey, hey, General.
**[16:58] Rooney**
About those Earth creatures you like...
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
You mean pandas?
**[17:03] Rooney**
That's them.
**[17:04] Rooney**
It's hard to see their eyes, isn't it?
**[17:06] Mr. Villain**
What?!
**[17:08] Rooney**
When you're not at work,
it's hard to see your eyes, too.
**[17:14] Rooney**
You kinda match the pandas.
***SIGN*** Didn't take it as an insult
**[17:27] Mr. Villain**
I *will* leave on time today!
**[17:29] Mr. Villain**
I bought ice cream at the convenience
store and got things together for dinner
**[17:32] Mr. Villain**
because there's a special
panda documentary tonight!
**[17:36] Mr. Villain**
I swear I'm going to watch it live!
**[17:38] Mr. Villain**
I've set it up to record, naturally,
but that's not the point!
**[17:44] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:46] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:47] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:48] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:50] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:51] Mr. Villain**
Panda special, panda special.
**[17:53] Mr. Villain**
On time, on time, on time.
**[17:54] Mr. Villain**
Panda special...
**[18:02] Mr. Villain**
Are you cheering for me?
**[18:06] Mr. Villain**
Thanks.
**[18:16] Mr. Villain**
* In the end, something came up*
* today right before quitting time,*
**[18:20] Mr. Villain**
* and much to my annoyance,*
* I had to work very late.*
**[18:25] Mr. Villain**
*Unfortunately, I have work tomorrow, too.*
**[18:28] Mr. Villain**
*I need to get to sleep as soon as possible.*
**[18:32] Mr. Villain**
*But... I can't sleep at all!*
**[18:36] Mr. Villain**
*My body is clearly in need of rest.*
**[18:40] Mr. Villain**
* Yet in spite of that,*
* I find myself wide awake!*
**[18:45] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:47] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:50] Mr. Villain**
*I have to sleep.*
**[18:58] Mr. Villain**
*It's no use!*
**[18:59] Mr. Villain**
*Why can't I do it?!*
**[19:01] Mr. Villain**
*Am I too exhausted?*
**[19:03] Mr. Villain**
* If I lie here awake too long,*
* morning will come!*
**[19:06] Mr. Villain**
*I can't go to work without a wink of sleep!*
**[19:09] Mr. Villain**
*What a horrifying thought.*
**[19:12] Mr. Villain**
*The night is so quiet.*
**[19:15] Mr. Villain**
*It's like being adrift in outer space.*
**[19:20] Mr. Villain**
* I wonder if those I left behind*
* on our world are doing well.*
**[19:25] Mr. Villain**
* I can't let my brethren experience*
* this kind of isolation.*
**[19:31] Mr. Villain**
* You know, Earthlings talk of counting*
* sheep when they can't sleep.*
**[19:36] Mr. Villain**
*Then I shall count pandas!*
**[19:40] Mr. Villain**
One panda.
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
**[19:42] Mr. Villain**
Two pandas.
***SIGN*** His ability to think is impaired by fatigue
**[19:44] Mr. Villain**
Three pandas.
**[19:46] Mr. Villain**
Four pandas.
**[19:48] Mr. Villain**
Five pandas.
**[19:50] Mr. Villain**
Six pandas.
**[19:51] Mr. Villain**
Seven pandas.
**[19:56] Mr. Villain**
Eight pandas.
**[19:58] Mr. Villain**
Nine pandas.
**[19:59] Mr. Villain**
Ten pandas.
**[20:01] Mr. Villain**
Eleven pandas.
**[20:03] Mr. Villain**
Twelve pandas.
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
Thirteen pandas.
**[20:18] Rooney**
General! What's the matter?
**[20:20] Rooney**
Your face looks even scarier than usual.
**[20:23] Mr. Villain**
I went beyond the number
of confirmed pandas on Earth.
**[20:29] Rooney**
Say what now?
**[20:32] Mr. Villain**
Earthlings count sheep
when they can't sleep.
**[20:36] Rooney**
Oh, that.
**[20:38] Rooney**
I hear that's because "sheep"
and "sleep" sound similar.
***SIGN*** °This is just one theory
**[20:42] Mr. Villain**
Then pandas were never going to work.
**[20:45] Rooney**
Go take a nap.
**[20:47] Rooney**
I'll let you use my kotatsu monster.
**[20:50] Mr. Villain**
You've still got that out?
**[20:53] Mr. Villain**
Put away your winter things already.
**[20:55] Rooney**
I mean, I can't argue...
but it's so darn comfortable.
**[21:04] Rooney**
General?
**[21:07] Rooney**
Huh? Did you fall asleep standing up?
**[21:34] Mr. Villain**
* In my dream, I gazed at the night*
* sky with a hundred pandas.*
**[21:40] Mr. Villain**
*I told them that shining star was my home.*
**[21:46] Mr. Villain**
*Or, I think I did.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's
Day Off
**[23:21] Mr. Villain**
An eternal nap is a momentary illusion.
**[23:27] Mr. Villain**
An invitation from a floral garden.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
Beyond the carousel, a maze with no exit.
**[23:40] Mr. Villain**
A bustling circus.
**[23:43] Mr. Villain**
A marvelous trip, like magic.
**[23:46] Mr. Villain**
A pandaful weekend.
***SIGN*** A Pandaful Weekend.
# E7 - A Pandaful Weekend.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXP0NX/a-pandaful-weekend)
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**[01:24] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:58] Mr. Villain**
*This Ranger's quick on his feet.*
**[02:01] Mr. Villain**
*But not quick enough!*
**[02:37] Red**
I can't go down here...
**[02:39] Mr. Villain**
Too bad for you.
**[02:45] Mr. Villain**
I won't let you transform.
**[02:56] Mr. Villain**
*Oh, great.*
**[02:58] Mr. Villain**
*I wound up chasing him right into the zoo.*
**[03:05] Red**
Listen, it's dangerous here.
You need to get away.
**[03:08] boy**
Where's my mom?
**[03:09] Red**
Huh?
**[03:10] boy**
I can't find her.
**[03:12] Mr. Villain/Red**
*He's lost.*
**[03:23] Red**
Stay away from him!
**[03:25] Red**
Children are Earth's future!
**[03:27] Red**
I won't let you harm them!
**[03:29] Mr. Villain**
Oh?
**[03:43] announcement**
* Attention all visitors,*
* we have a lost child report.*
**[03:48] announcement**
* Keitaro is wearing a striped shirt*
* and carrying a stuffed panda.*
**[03:54] announcement**
*His mother is looking for him.*
**[03:56] announcement**
* If you know of his whereabouts,*
* please notify the nearest employee.*
**[04:03] Red**
Are you Keitaro?
**[04:06] boy**
I'm Kei.
**[04:08] boy**
I like pandas.
**[04:11] Red**
Yeah? I like pandas, too.
**[04:14] Red**
They said your mom's looking for you.
**[04:16] Red**
You'll see her soon!
**[04:20] Red**
Don't worry. Come with me and—
**[04:21] Mr. Villain**
For the lost children center,
go straight and then take a right.
**[04:28] Mr. Villain**
Now get moving.
**[04:30] Mr. Villain**
For the love of pandas, I'll stand down.
**[04:34] Mr. Villain**
But it won't happen again.
**[04:38] Red**
Fine by me.
**[05:04] Mr. Villain**
Something came up.
**[05:06] Mr. Villain**
I wasn't able to complete my mission.
**[05:08] Rooney**
*Oh, that's too bad.*
**[05:10] Mr. Villain**
I'm on my way back.
**[05:11] Rooney**
*Huh? But it's nearly quitting time.*
**[05:14] Rooney**
*Just call it a day.*
**[05:16] Mr. Villain**
No.
**[05:17] Rooney**
*Okay, keep up the good work!*
**[05:19] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[05:24] Mr. Villain**
I still have time.
***SIGN*** New panda merch!
***SIGN*** Panda cookies:
the gift everyone loves!
***SIGN*** Shoebill
***SIGN*** Elephant
***SIGN*** Hippopotamus
***SIGN*** Big Stuffed Animals
**[05:39] Mr. Villain**
* It's a universal truth that the creatures*
* called pandas are charming.*
**[05:45] Mr. Villain**
* But things made in their image*
* are also, in turn, charming.*
**[05:52] Mr. Villain**
* It's only natural that things resembling*
* the real deal are cute.*
**[05:56] Mr. Villain**
* But caricatures possess*
* a charm all their own.*
**[06:03] Mr. Villain**
* That being the case,*
* I must prize the way they feel!*
**[06:11] Mr. Villain**
*Aha, this fur is on the stiff side.*
**[06:17] Mr. Villain**
Rather than soft, it feels substantial.
**[06:20] Mr. Villain**
That's pretty good.
**[06:23] Mr. Villain**
Now for the caricatured one.
**[06:27] sign**
sqwoosh
**[06:34] Mr. Villain**
*What is this?*
**[06:34] sign**
skoosh
**[06:34] sign**
skoosh
**[06:36] Mr. Villain**
*This softness that tickles the skin?*
**[06:40] Mr. Villain**
* It makes me... want to*
* keep touching it forever!*
**[06:55] Mr. Villain**
*How can this be?*
**[06:57] Mr. Villain**
*Now I'm unable to put it down.*
**[07:00] Mr. Villain**
*I have no choice but to buy it!*
**[07:21] sign**
TA-DA
**[07:24] clerk**
Are these gifts for someone?
**[07:25] Mr. Villain**
They're for me.
**[07:30] announcement**
*We're so grateful you came to our zoo today.*
**[07:36] announcement**
*We look forward to your next visit.*
**[07:45] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[07:45] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[08:06] Rooney**
Why not head on home?
**[08:10] Mr. Villain**
I'm not done with work yet.
**[08:12] Rooney**
Yeah, that exec meeting did run long.
**[08:15] Rooney**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[08:16] Rooney**
You know those creatures you like, General?
**[08:19] Mr. Villain**
They're pandas.
**[08:20] Rooney**
Yeah, pandas. Don't they have three
habitats within our territory?
**[08:26] Rooney**
Except I heard there might be another.
**[08:29] Mr. Villain**
What did you just say?
**[08:32] Rooney**
To be precise, there are apparently
panda-like *things* there.
**[08:37] Mr. Villain**
And where is this?
**[08:40] Rooney**
Well, you see, right here.
**[08:44] Mr. Villain**
If there really are pandas there...
**[08:48] Mr. Villain**
I'll go see them with my own eyes!
**[08:50] Mr. Villain**
Just you wait, pandas!
**[08:56] Rooney**
Uh, you should get some rest...
***SIGN*** Toyokan
***SIGN*** Asakusa Gate
***SIGN*** Asakusa Hanayashiki
**[09:35] Mr. Villain**
I arrived too early.
***SIGN*** Regular Mail
***SIGN*** Non-Standard Sizes
**[09:51] Mr. Villain**
Might as well get in line.
***SIGN*** Asakusa Gate
***SIGN*** Exit
***SIGN*** Enter
**[10:18] Mr. Villain**
*Where are the pandas?*
**[10:21] Mr. Villain**
* This doesn't look like a place*
* that would have pandas.*
**[10:24] Mr. Villain**
*Oh, Rooney...*
**[10:26] Mr. Villain**
* I hope you weren't just*
* half-asleep and seeing things.*
**[10:32] Mr. Villain**
*Might as well investigate anyway.*
**[10:34] woman**
Let's hurry!
**[10:35] boyfriend**
The rides will be there
whether we hurry or not.
**[10:38] woman**
But since we're here, it'd be a waste
if we didn't ride lots of them!
**[10:43] boyfriend**
Then why don't we get free passes?
**[10:45] woman**
Let's!
**[10:49] woman**
Come on!
**[10:51] Mr. Villain**
Is riding the rides what people do here?
**[10:56] Mr. Villain**
My ultimate goal is to find the pandas.
**[10:59] Mr. Villain**
But it wouldn't be good to make
the Earthlings suspicious.
**[11:05] Mr. Villain**
One adult free pass.
**[11:08] girl**
Again!
**[11:09] girl**
Let's get on the merry-go-round again!
**[11:11] mother**
Again? How about something else?
**[11:14] girl**
No! I wanna ride Mr. Horsey again!
**[11:17] Mr. Villain**
*They have a horsey here?*
**[11:17] girl**
Mr. Horsey is my favorite!
**[11:19] Mr. Villain**
*In that case, maybe there are pandas.*
**[11:20] girl**
Can't I ride him one more time?!
***SIGN*** Boarding
Zone
**[11:32] Mr. Villain**
I guess I'll try riding Mr. Horsey.
**[12:12] Mr. Villain**
*Again?*
**[12:14] Mr. Villain**
*Why do the Earthlings wave at me?*
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[13:08] Mr. Villain**
* What sort of training*
* is this supposed to be?*
**[13:12] Mr. Villain**
*The pandas are nowhere to be found!*
***SIGN*** Exit
**[13:20] child A**
That was so much fun!
***SIGN*** Exit
**[13:22] child B**
Let's ride it again!
**[13:23] child A**
Yeah!
**[13:36] Mr. Villain**
Always be wary of Earthlings.
**[13:39] Mr. Villain**
Letting children ride these things...
**[13:41] Mr. Villain**
This had better not be some
Ranger training facility!
**[13:45] Mr. Villain**
What *is* this place?
**[13:54] old man**
Is it your first time here, mister?
***SIGN*** Roller Coaster
**[14:02] old man**
Amusement parks are where
everyone can be a child.
**[14:07] old man**
You know, I come here from time to time.
**[14:12] old man**
Not that I can handle any of the rides.
**[14:16] old man**
See, take a look.
**[14:21] old man**
The place is overflowing
with smiles and happiness.
**[14:26] old man**
It's a space far removed from everyday life.
**[14:30] old man**
Oddly enough, it makes
everyone a bit childlike.
**[14:35] old man**
When I come here and watch people
enjoying their all-too-brief days off,
**[14:41] old man**
it really takes me back.
**[14:46] boy**
Hey, did you know?
**[14:49] boy**
They have pandas here!
**[14:51] boy**
I love riding them!
**[14:57] boy**
Grandpa!
**[15:03] boy**
Hey, let's go over there!
**[15:05] Mr. Villain**
What was that all about?
**[15:09] Mr. Villain**
*Apparently amusement parks* aren't*
Ranger training facilities.*
**[15:13] Mr. Villain**
* I should have asked him*
* where the pandas are.*
***SIGN*** Kids Ninja Park
***SIGN*** Souvenir Shop Hanamaru
***SIGN*** Souvenirs
**[15:33] Mr. Villain**
*Panda snacks and stationery.*
**[15:37] Mr. Villain**
*Panda badges and stickers.*
**[15:40] Mr. Villain**
* What's with this comprehensive*
* line-up of panda goods?!*
**[15:46] Mr. Villain**
This is a panda tail?
**[15:49] Mr. Villain**
Are the pandas that live here a
new species with black tails?
**[15:58] Mr. Villain**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[16:00] Mr. Villain**
Pandas imprisoned inside tiny capsules?!
**[16:05] Mr. Villain**
Curse your evildoing, Earthlings!
**[16:09] Mr. Villain**
But never fear, pandas!
**[16:11] Mr. Villain**
I shall swiftly come to your aid!
**[16:15] Mr. Villain**
No panda left behind!
**[16:18] Mr. Villain**
All of you!
**[16:24] sign**
Pandas!
**[16:28] Mr. Villain**
Now you are free.
**[16:31] Mr. Villain**
But why are you nearly all identical?
**[16:35] Mr. Villain**
So long as you're cute.
**[16:37] Mr. Villain**
Oh, right. I must hurry and find
the black-tailed pandas.
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
*Where are they?*
**[16:44] Mr. Villain**
*Where are you, pandas?*
**[16:47] Mr. Villain**
*I will find you, no matter what!*
**[16:53] Mr. Villain**
*Pandas...*
**[16:55] Mr. Villain**
*Where could you and your black tails be?*
**[16:59] staffer**
Pardon me, sir.
**[17:02] staffer**
Is something troubling you?
**[17:05] Mr. Villain**
I'm looking for the pandas.
**[17:08] staffer**
The pandas?
**[17:09] staffer**
Oh, of course!
**[17:12] staffer**
I'll show you the way.
**[17:24] Mr. Villain**
* The black-tailed pandas are hidden*
* beyond this narrow passage?*
**[17:38] staffer**
This is where you get on the panda cars.
**[17:45] Mr. Villain**
What the?!
**[17:48] Mr. Villain**
What are these?
**[17:50] Mr. Villain**
Pandas?
**[17:51] Mr. Villain**
These are pandas?
**[17:52] Mr. Villain**
There's even a cub!
**[17:55] Mr. Villain**
You mean... these pandas let
you ride on their backs?
**[18:29] Rooney**
Oh, so they're a ride.
**[18:33] Mr. Villain**
Yes. Earth has many wonders
not found on our home planet.
**[18:38] Mr. Villain**
Further investigation is required.
**[18:42] Rooney**
What's this?
**[18:43] Mr. Villain**
A panda car.
**[18:45] Rooney**
It has a black tail.
**[18:47] Mr. Villain**
Yeah. But real pandas have white tails.
**[18:51] Rooney**
So why do the panda cars have black ones?
**[18:55] Mr. Villain**
Beats me. I have no idea what
goes through the Earthlings' heads.
**[19:01] Rooney**
It's cute, though.
**[19:04] Mr. Villain**
You got that right.
**[19:12] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[19:12] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[19:22] Mr. Villain**
* I've already visited this*
* Earth zoo dozens of times.*
**[19:27] Mr. Villain**
* Lately, I've mainly been observing*
* the differences in the panda's faces.*
***SIGN*** Annual pass
holder
**[19:49] Mr. Villain**
*This female panda has graceful features.*
**[19:52] Mr. Villain**
*And this male over here...*
**[20:00] Mr. Villain**
*has almond-shaped eyes and angular features.*
**[20:03] Mr. Villain**
*He looks dignified.*
**[20:05] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, he's a handsome one in the panda world.*
**[20:09] Mr. Villain**
*But he reminds me of someone...*
**[20:12] Mr. Villain**
*Especially those eyes.*
**[20:21] Mr. Villain**
*He looks vaguely like my coworker Trigger.*
**[20:24] Mr. Villain**
*I think... No!*
**[20:27] Mr. Villain**
* Being reminded of colleagues*
* on my day off violates my creed!*
***SIGN*** His creed:
Disconnect
from work
on days off
**[20:32] Mr. Villain**
*My creed? Disconnect from work on days off.*
**[20:46] Mr. Villain**
Once again, I have outdone my best shot.
**[20:49] Mr. Villain**
* All thoughts of coworkers*
* quickly fled my mind.*
***SIGN*** Back to work
**[20:59] Trigger**
Ugh!
**[21:00] Trigger**
*That's the last mug I wanted to see.*
**[21:08] Trigger**
What, got nothin' to say?
**[21:12] Trigger**
Don't just stand there in my way!
**[21:15] Trigger**
Are you listening?!
**[21:17] Trigger**
Hey!
**[21:31] Trigger**
The hell're you laughin' at?!
**[21:35] backgrounder B**
Sir!
**[21:36] backgrounder A**
Please calm down!
**[21:38] backgrounder D**
T-Trigger, sir!
**[21:40] backgrounders**
Whoa, whoa...
**[21:42] Trigger**
You'll pay for this, you creep!
**[21:46] Trigger**
I swear I'll reduce you to tears.
**[23:20] sign**
Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:20] sign**
MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
Tidings from Valencia.
**[23:25] Mr. Villain**
The navel bulge.
**[23:28] Mr. Villain**
A mandarin smile.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
The lovely tangor.
**[23:34] Mr. Villain**
The captivating tangerine.
**[23:38] Mr. Villain**
Eyes of marmalade.
**[23:41] Mr. Villain**
The melody of an incomplete symphony.
**[23:45] Mr. Villain**
Gifts in the season of white.
***SIGN*** Gifts in the Season of White
# E8 - Gifts in the Season of White
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU07138/gifts-in-the-season-of-white)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[02:19] Mr. Villain**
And that's the dream I had.
**[02:25] Rooney**
Dreams are a manifestation
of one's deep psyche.
**[02:28] Rooney**
Has something shocking
happened to you, General?
**[02:35] Mr. Villain**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Panda Collection 10
***SIGN*** I Want to Be a Panda
***SIGN*** Cute Pandas, Fluffy and Soft
***SIGN*** Panda Collection 10
**[03:00] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Oh?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
I think I'll make some coffee.
***SIGN*** One notification
***SIGN*** Now
***SIGN*** An announcement from the Uenono Zoo
**[04:11] announcer**
* There's been a decision*
* to return the pandas.*
**[04:14] announcer**
* The pandas have been a popular*
* attraction for the zoo,*
**[04:18] announcer**
* so we interviewed people on the street*
* to see the reaction to this development.*
**[04:24] announcer**
*Here's the footage now.*
**[04:30] Mr. Villain**
The damage inflicted was surprisingly severe.
**[04:34] Mr. Villain**
My knees still hurt.
**[04:38] Rooney**
Ah, so that's what's up.
**[04:41] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[04:57] Rooney**
I'm prepared now.
**[05:00] Mr. Villain**
You sure about this?
**[05:04] Rooney**
Right back at you, General.
**[05:28] Mr. Villain**
What's that supposed to be?
**[05:36] Mr. Villain**
What... the...
**[05:43] Mr. Villain**
* He hollowed out the skin*
* and closed it back up*
**[05:48] Mr. Villain**
* so it would look like a perfectly*
* untouched mandarin orange?!*
**[05:54] Rooney**
You should never show your hand.
**[05:57] Rooney**
And what's that *you've* made, General?
**[06:00] Rooney**
A dog or something?
**[06:04] Mr. Villain**
You underestimate me.
**[06:11] Rooney**
What secret plan gives you such confidence?
**[06:16] Mr. Villain**
That's right! Be afraid!
**[06:31] Rooney**
A panda?!
**[06:34] Rooney**
Well done, General.
**[06:36] Rooney**
I'll have to get serious too.
**[06:41] Rooney**
It's on!
**[06:43] Rooney**
A caterpillar!
**[06:48] Mr. Villain**
A flower.
**[06:51] Rooney**
I haven't lost yet.
**[06:54] Mr. Villain**
Bold words.
**[06:57] Rooney**
Here goes...
**[07:00] Rooney**
A turtle!
**[07:03] Mr. Villain**
An elephant!
**[07:04] Rooney**
A crab!
**[07:06] Mr. Villain**
A lobster!
**[07:07] Rooney**
A helicopter!
**[07:09] backgrounder A**
What are they doing?
**[07:11] Mr. Villain**
A car!
**[07:12] backgrounder Z**
Thinking up new weaponized
life forms, perhaps?
**[07:15] backgrounder A**
Who can say?
**[07:26] Mr. Villain**
You're better than I expected.
**[07:31] Rooney**
I get the job done when it counts.
**[07:42] Rooney**
This will be the final round.
**[07:45] Mr. Villain**
Fine by me.
**[07:48] Rooney**
General!
**[07:51] Mr. Villain**
Let's see it!
**[08:05] Rooney**
A kotatsu monster!
**[08:07] Mr. Villain**
An Earthling!
**[08:10] Mr. Villain**
Oho.
**[08:12] Rooney**
Wow, look at that!
**[08:14] Rooney**
How's he standing up?!
**[08:16] Rooney**
I want to make one, too!
**[08:18] Rooney**
Oh, but now we're all out of oranges...
**[08:24] Mr. Villain**
I had a feeling this would happen.
**[08:27] Rooney**
Don't tell me...
***SIGN*** Delicious Yumeiro Mandarin Oranges
**[08:31] Mr. Villain**
I bought an extra box!
**[08:34] Rooney**
General!
**[08:36] Mr. Villain**
No need to thank me. However...
**[08:39] Rooney**
Yeah.
**[08:42] Rooney**
We'll have to eat all these.
**[08:45] Mr. Villain**
Yep.
**[08:52] Rooney**
They always taste so good!
**[08:57] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[08:59] Mr. Villain**
I wonder if the rest of the gang would enjoy
it if we taught them how to make these.
**[09:11] Trigger**
There.
**[09:15] backgrounder A**
Trigger, sir.
**[09:16] backgrounder A**
I brought the documents.
**[09:21] Trigger**
What's that creature?!
**[09:24] backgrounder A**
Oh, it's a mandarin orange.
**[09:26] backgrounder A**
Rooney taught me how to make this.
**[09:33] Trigger**
Don't teach them things
that'll cause confusion!
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[10:00] Rooney**
General!
**[10:02] Rooney**
Wanna do that "Christmas
present exchange" thing?
**[10:06] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[10:08] Rooney**
Don't Earthlings do something
like that at "Christmastime"?
**[10:13] Rooney**
We *do* need to get a handle
on the Earthlings' tastes, you know.
***SIGN*** GAB
***SIGN*** GAB
***SIGN*** GAB
***SIGN*** GAB
***SIGN*** GAB
**[10:17] Rooney**
Well, I've got a meeting now.
**[10:19] Rooney**
We'll talk details later!
**[10:26] Mr. Villain**
What?
**[10:29] Mr. Villain**
*A present?*
**[10:41] Mr. Villain**
*Present...?*
***SIGN*** Get your Christmas cake at Hope Mart
**[10:53] Mr. Villain**
*Presen...*
**[11:03] Mr. Villain**
*Pres...*
***SIGN*** brush
***SIGN*** brush
**[11:10] Mr. Villain**
*Pre...*
**[11:25] Mr. Villain**
*Pr...*
**[11:49] Santa**
The secret to choosing a present?
**[11:51] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[11:52] Mr. Villain**
Isn't that your specialty, old man?
**[11:56] Santa**
Let's see...
**[11:58] Santa**
Picture the recipient's smiling face
as you choose.
**[12:03] Santa**
That's what I do.
**[12:06] Mr. Villain**
Their face?
**[12:11] Santa**
The joy on their face when they see the gift.
**[12:14] Santa**
When they open it, exclaim in surprise,
and then smile again...
**[12:20] Santa**
Ah, that makes me so happy.
**[12:29] Mr. Villain**
Do you select presents so you
yourself can feel happy?
**[12:35] Santa**
Hmm?
**[12:39] Santa**
Well, well.
**[12:41] Santa**
You know, you might be right.
**[12:46] Santa**
Both parties receive joy.
**[12:49] Santa**
Maybe that's what gift-giving is all about.
**[12:58] Rooney**
General!
**[12:59] Rooney**
Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General!
Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General!
**[13:23] Mr. Villain**
Now I get it.
**[13:42] Rooney**
So, General...
**[13:44] Rooney**
Are you sure you're ready?
**[13:48] Mr. Villain**
Who do you think you're talking to?
**[13:52] Rooney**
I'd expect no less from you.
**[13:54] Rooney**
Now, let's get this over with.
**[14:01] Mr. Villain/Rooney**
Merry Christmas!
***SIGN*** Mandarins
**[14:27] Rooney**
Perhaps we're *too* like-minded?
**[14:29] Mr. Villain**
I'll never live this down.
**[14:31] Rooney**
You say that now,
**[14:34] Rooney**
but let's do this again next year!
**[14:36] Rooney**
We can get *all* the higher-ups to take part.
**[14:39] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[14:42] Mr. Villain**
Not bad.
**[14:45] Rooney**
Tasty, right?
**[14:48] Rooney**
But there are so many of them,
we should share with everyone.
**[14:57] Rooney**
You guys!
**[14:58] Rooney**
We have mandarins in the control room!
**[15:00] Rooney**
Help yourselves!
**[15:02] backgrounder**
Sweet!
**[15:02] backgrounder**
Thank you, sir!
**[15:08] backgrounder B**
Where'd you get those?
**[15:10] backgrounder C**
The control room.
**[15:14] backgrounder C**
Here, you can have one.
**[15:15] backgrounder B**
Really? You sure?
**[15:18] Trigger**
What do they have now?
**[15:22] Trigger**
Hey, Rooney!
**[15:26] Rooney**
Yeah?
**[15:28] Mr. Villain**
Sorry, Trigger. We just ran out.
**[15:33] Trigger**
Huh?
**[15:42] Mr. Villain**
You'll have to settle for this.
**[15:48] Mr. Villain**
It's milk flavored.
**[15:51] Trigger**
Well, I don't want it!
**[16:47] Mugi**
Sora.
**[16:48] Mugi**
Sora, wake up.
**[16:59] Mugi**
Hey, Sora.
**[17:00] Mugi**
There are presents.
**[17:13] Sora**
You're right.
**[17:15] Mugi**
They were just there.
**[17:17] Sora**
Can we open them now?
**[17:19] Mugi**
But it's still dark outside.
**[17:26] Sora**
We'll wait until it's
a little lighter out, then.
**[17:30] Mugi**
Yeah, just a little longer.
**[17:44] Pink**
This is the one I wanted.
**[17:48] Blue**
Black.
**[17:50] Red**
Why did I get one, too?
**[17:52] Blue**
I'm in my twenties, you know.
**[18:00] Black**
From Santa's point of view,
we never grow up.
**[18:05] Blue**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[18:45] Mr. Villain A**
Let us begin the meeting.
**[18:53] Mr. Villain A**
The topic is befriending pandas,
**[18:55] Mr. Villain A**
which we'll proliferate
after humanity is exterminated.
**[18:59] Mr. Villain B**
Objection.
**[19:01] Mr. Villain A**
Yes, the me who likes white bears?
**[19:04] Mr. Villain B**
While calling them "white bears" is charming,
**[19:07] Mr. Villain B**
I prefer to call the name polar bears.
**[19:10] Mr. Villain A**
Call them whatever you like.
**[19:12] Mr. Villain B**
I recommend we proliferate polar bears
after humanity's downfall, not pandas.
**[19:21] Mr. Villain C**
Objection!
**[19:22] Mr. Villain D**
Objection.
**[19:23] Mr. Villain A**
Yes, the me who likes red pandas
**[19:26] Mr. Villain A**
and the me who likes grizzlies?
**[19:28] Mr. Villain C**
Since white bear me already went there,
I say it's red pandas we should increase!
**[19:30] Mr. Villain B**
Polar bear!
**[19:33] Mr. Villain C**
Behold this lovable form!
**[19:37] Mr. Villain D**
No!
**[19:38] Mr. Villain D**
I endorse the grizzly!
**[19:41] Mr. Villain D**
Their strength will be
an asset to our home world!
**[19:45] Mr. Villain D**
They're cool *and* cute!
The strongest of them all!
**[19:50] Mr. Villain E**
Just a moment.
**[19:52] Mr. Villain A**
Yes, the me who likes teddy bears?
**[19:54] Mr. Villain E**
For the most part,
we collectively like bears.
**[19:57] Mr. Villain E**
Let's make them all into teddies
and decorate with them.
**[20:01] Mr. Villain D**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[20:01] another Mr. Villain**
Be quiet!
**[20:02] another Mr. Villain**
Get real!
**[20:03] Mr. Villain C**
The red panda isn't in the Ursidae
family! It's an Ailuridae!
**[20:03] another Mr. Villain**
We're talking about living things here!
**[20:07] Mr. Villain F**
May I speak too?
**[20:08] Mr. Villain A**
Yes, the me who likes Chinese buns?
**[20:10] dumpling**
I taste great!
**[20:12] Mr. Villain F**
Chinese buns are enjoyed both
for their flavor and adorable shape.
**[20:16] Mr. Villain F**
We should take over a production line
so we can still eat them post-humanity.
**[20:21] Mr. Villain A**
I approve.
**[20:22] Mr. Villain D**
Seconded!
**[20:22] Mr. Villain B**
Well said!
**[20:23] another Mr. Villain**
Seconded!
**[20:23] Mr. Villain C**
Agreed!
**[20:24] another Mr. Villain**
Seconded.
**[20:25] Mr. Villain E**
Well played, me who likes Chinese buns.
**[20:26] another Mr. Villain**
Seconded!
**[20:27] another Mr. Villain**
I'd like to speak, too!
**[20:28] another Mr. Villain**
Me, too!
**[20:28] another Mr. Villain**
And me!
**[20:29] another Mr. Villain**
I want to be heard as well.
**[20:30] another Mr. Villain**
We should go with rabbits!
**[20:32] another Mr. Villain**
Wait! First we need to talk about dogs!
**[20:32] another Mr. Villain**
Badgers aren't bad, either.
**[20:34] another Mr. Villain**
Those are in Mustelidae!
**[20:34] another Mr. Villain**
Listen to me first!
**[20:35] another Mr. Villain**
Ferrets are uncommonly cute, too!
**[20:36] another Mr. Villain**
What about kangaroos?!
**[20:38] another Mr. Villain**
What about squirrels?
**[20:39] another Mr. Villain**
Sun bears are awesome, too!
**[20:39] another Mr. Villain**
Listen to what I'm saying!
**[20:40] another Mr. Villain**
I say we spread sweet potato soft serve.
**[20:43] another Mr. Villain**
I'm of the same opinion.
**[20:43] another Mr. Villain**
Then I say we make the winter-exclusive
strawberry mochi bar year-round.
**[20:45] another Mr. Villain**
I second that.
**[20:47] another Mr. Villain**
Makes sense to me.
**[20:49] Mr. Villain A**
This is getting us nowhere.
**[20:52] Mr. Villain G**
You guys are so noisy.
**[21:00] Mr. Villain A**
The me who likes cats!
**[21:03] Mr. Villain G**
Today, I'm gonna school you
on the appeal of cats.
**[21:10] another Mr. Villain**
Say what?!
**[21:11] another Mr. Villain**
Be quiet!
**[21:12] another Mr. Villain**
Don't do it!
**[21:13] another Mr. Villain**
Shut up!
**[21:13] another Mr. Villain**
All of us here already know all about that!
**[21:14] another Mr. Villain**
You dastardly villain!
**[21:17] Mr. Villain G**
So, about cats...
**[21:19] all the others**
S-Stop!
***SIGN*** rub...
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:21] Mr. Villain**
A cat's young: a kitten.
**[23:24] Mr. Villain**
A lion's young: a cub.
**[23:28] Mr. Villain**
Toyed with by a devil and an angel.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
Nailed by a beanshooter.
**[23:34] Mr. Villain**
Even ogres cry.
**[23:40] Mr. Villain**
The answer is in the wind.
**[23:44] Mr. Villain**
The way of desire.
***SIGN*** The Way of Desire
# E9 - The Way of Desire
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX4858/the-way-of-desire)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:30] Mr. Villain**
* Lately I've been seeing a stray cat*
* around my usual convenience store.*
***SIGN*** You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
**[01:53] Mr. Villain**
Kitty...
**[02:04] Black**
Hello.
**[02:07] Mr. Villain**
Hello.
**[02:30] Mr. Villain**
*The kitty is as adorable as ever today.*
**[02:33] Mr. Villain**
* I can't take my eyes off that tail,*
* with its mind of its own.*
**[02:37] Mr. Villain**
*You look so smooth and soft.*
**[02:41] Mr. Villain**
*If I had my way, I would so pet you.*
**[02:54] Black**
What, are you still hungry?
**[02:57] Black**
Sorry, but that's all I have on me today.
**[03:01] Black**
I'll bring more next time.
**[03:04] Mr. Villain**
*Th-This guy makes it look so easy!*
**[03:09] Mr. Villain**
* And here I've never gotten*
* to pet it even once!*
**[03:14] Mr. Villain**
*What entices it so?!*
**[03:18] Black**
All righty.
**[03:20] Black**
It's time for me to get going.
**[03:27] Mr. Villain**
Wait...
**[03:33] Black**
Take this, if you'd like.
**[03:36] Mr. Villain**
*What is that?*
**[03:39] Black**
The cat loves this stuff.
**[03:43] Mr. Villain**
*Winning it over with its favorite foods?*
**[03:46] Mr. Villain**
*That's sneaky, Earthling!*
**[03:50] Mr. Villain**
But you said you didn't
have anything else today.
**[03:54] Black**
Oh, yeah.
**[03:55] Black**
I completely forgot I had that in my pocket.
**[04:11] Mr. Villain**
*Let's see if what you say is true, Earthling!*
**[04:19] Mr. Villain**
How about some dessert, kitty?
**[04:27] Mugi**
Welcome home, Black.
**[04:31] Sora**
Good morning, Black.
**[04:34] Black**
Mugi.
**[04:35] Black**
Sora.
**[04:37] Black**
Thanks, and good morning.
**[04:40] Black**
What are you two doing up?
**[04:42] Mugi**
We have to get up this early these days,
or else we'll never see you.
**[04:46] Sora**
You're always asleep when we're awake.
**[04:50] Black**
Sorry about that.
**[04:52] Mugi**
Since we haven't seen you in so long,
we wouldn't mind if you carried us.
**[05:02] Black**
You two have gotten heavy.
**[05:05] Black**
Ouch.
**[05:07] Black**
Where'd that kick come from?
**[05:09] Sora**
Straight from Pink.
**[05:10] Black**
Sounds about right.
***SIGN*** Schedule
**[05:28] Black**
* I couldn't resist that cat.*
* It reminded me of these two.*
**[05:41] Black**
* But he does seem to frequent that store,*
* just like the reports say.*
**[05:46] Black**
*He was an odd one.*
**[05:48] Black**
*I guess he likes cats?*
**[05:56] Mr. Villain**
*How can this be?*
**[06:01] Mr. Villain**
* Kitty's going to town on this thing*
* like nothing I've ever seen!*
**[06:07] Mr. Villain**
*I'm so grateful, Earthling!*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Fortune
**[06:19] Red**
Nice guy from the Evil League!
**[06:21] Red**
You can forget about a truce today!
**[06:27] Red**
Devils out!
**[06:30] Red**
Devils out!
**[06:33] Red**
Devils out!
**[06:41] Red**
Devils out!
**[06:48] Red**
Devils out!
**[07:02] Red**
Yes!
**[07:04] Red**
Finally!
**[07:10] Mr. Villain**
I'm impressed, Ranger.
**[07:13] Mr. Villain**
You won, so I'll give you this.
**[07:19] Red**
Th-That's...!
**[07:24] Red**
Wow...
**[07:25] Red**
With this, I'll know where I'm going...
**[07:30] Red**
I won't get lost anymore...
**[07:34] Blue**
Hold on, Red. Are you sure
that's the right way?
**[07:38] Blue**
Can't be too sure. You're always—
**[07:40] Mugi**
It's a superstition, Blue, but you shouldn't
respond to a person talking in their sleep.
**[07:44] Sora**
Poor Red. It bothers him so much,
he even dreams about it.
**[07:49] Pink**
Why not just wake him up instead?
**[07:55] Sora**
Oh, he's awake.
**[08:00] Pink**
Are you sure about that?
**[08:03] Red**
I think now's my chance to stop getting lost!
**[08:06] Red**
I'm going on patr—
**[08:07] Blue**
Don't!
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
***SIGN*** Setsubun event now underway
***SIGN*** Meanwhile
***SIGN*** Ehomaki
for sale
***SIGN*** M
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***SIGN*** Get your devil masks here
***SIGN*** Mochi Pounding
Trial Session
***SIGN*** Mochi
Pounding
Trial
Session
***SIGN*** Mochi
Pounding
Trial
Session
***SIGN*** Mochi Pounding Trial Session
***SIGN*** Mochi
Samples
***SIGN*** Beans
**[08:27] Mr. Villain**
Beans have the power to drive devils away?
**[08:31] Mr. Villain**
I should analyze their composition.
**[08:35] old lady A**
How about some mochi, mister?
**[08:39] Mr. Villain**
Mochi?
**[08:40] old lady B**
It's hot, so be careful with it.
**[08:48] Mr. Villain**
*I've seen this before.*
**[08:50] Mr. Villain**
*So you cook it and eat it?*
**[08:54] Mr. Villain**
*Here goes.*
***SIGN*** stretch
***SIGN*** stretch
**[08:59] Mr. Villain**
*What* is *this?*
***SIGN*** stretch
**[09:03] Mr. Villain**
* Could it be... some soft biological*
* weapon masquerading as food?!*
**[09:09] old lady A**
Oh, my.
**[09:11] old lady B**
Look at that stretch!
**[09:13] Mr. Villain**
*It's so stretchy, I can't bite it off!*
**[09:17] Mr. Villain**
*Accursed Earthlings!*
***SIGN*** Sasamoto Butcher Shop
**[09:27] Mr. Villain**
*It's... delicious?!*
**[09:33] old lady A**
And here's mochi with roasted soybean flour.
***SIGN*** stretch
**[09:47] Mr. Villain**
*This is good, too!*
**[09:49] old lady B**
And with red bean paste.
**[09:59] Mr. Villain**
*I can't believe how good this is!*
**[10:02] old lady A**
There are plenty of other kinds, too.
**[10:05] Mr. Villain**
*There's still more?*
**[10:07] old lady B**
You can top it with grated daikon,
natto, or green soybean paste.
**[10:14] Mr. Villain**
I'll try them all.
**[10:29] Mr. Villain**
I ate too much.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[10:55] Mr. Villain**
Think I'll take a break.
**[10:58] Mr. Villain**
* And I have an ice cream treat*
* waiting for just this occasion.*
***SIGN*** Strawberry
**[11:04] Mr. Villain**
*But before I get to that...*
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
***SIGN*** impatient
**[11:53] Mr. Villain**
Your time has come, ice cream!
**[12:06] Mr. Villain**
What's this?
**[12:09] Mr. Villain**
Something urgent?
**[12:12] Mr. Villain**
I'll take care of it in a flash.
**[12:14] Mr. Villain**
Just you wait, ice cream.
**[12:23] Mr. Villain**
That takes care of that—
**[12:27] Mr. Villain**
What is it now?
**[12:34] Mr. Villain**
Something urgent again?!
**[12:49] Mr. Villain**
What's next?!
**[12:58] Mr. Villain**
*Things have settled down.*
**[13:02] Mr. Villain**
The ice cream!
**[13:05] Mr. Villain**
H-Have you melted, ice cream?
**[13:10] Mr. Villain**
You were supposed to be my treat today...
**[13:19] Mr. Villain**
But because those messages
came in right *then*, of all times...!
**[13:35] Mr. Villain**
And the worst part is...
I could have just put it back in the freezer!
**[13:42] Mr. Villain**
Now what do I do?!
**[13:52] Mr. Villain**
The edges are all melty,
but the rest is still solid?
**[14:06] Mr. Villain**
It's great.
**[14:08] Mr. Villain**
What the heck?
***SIGN*** The ideal time to eat it
**[14:35] Mr. Villain**
* I ate dinner on the early side, so now I'm*
* hungry again before the day is through.*
**[14:42] Mr. Villain**
*I could go to bed, but I'm not tired yet.*
**[14:45] Mr. Villain**
*And it's too late to eat anything else.*
**[14:50] Mr. Villain**
* Except these instant noodles*
* are staring me in the face.*
***SIGN*** Panda Ramen
**[14:55] Mr. Villain**
To eat or not to eat...?
***SIGN*** Panda Ramen
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Rich
***SIGN*** Panda Ramen
**[15:12] angel panda**
You had dinner, and it's not good
to eat instant noodles at this hour.
**[15:19] devil panda**
Nah, you can't help it when you're hungry.
**[15:22] devil panda**
You'll never get to sleep like this.
**[15:25] devil panda**
Go on, dig in!
**[15:27] angel panda**
If you insist on eating,
how about that gelatin in the fridge?
**[15:32] devil panda**
That ain't gonna fill 'im up!
**[15:35] devil panda**
Right now, his belly wants
to be full of noodles!
**[15:39] devil panda**
And besides...
**[15:41] devil panda**
Instant noodles at this hour...
**[15:44] devil panda**
are the tastiest thing in the universe!
***SIGN*** Growl
***SIGN*** Grrowl
***SIGN*** Grrrrrowl
***SIGN*** Grrrrrrrrrrowl
***SIGN*** Grrrrrrrrrrrrowl
***SIGN*** Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowl
**[16:02] Mr. Villain**
* My will is still too weak*
* to wipe out humanity.*
**[16:29] Mr. Villain**
Good stuff.
**[16:42] Mr. Villain**
It's past 11:00 already?
**[16:46] Mr. Villain**
I need to shower.
**[16:55] Mr. Villain**
Too much effort.
**[16:58] Mr. Villain**
*I spent all day today working from home.*
**[17:03] Mr. Villain**
*Can't I skip showering for one night?*
**[17:07] Mr. Villain**
That settles that.
Now, to organize my panda photos...
**[17:27] panda plushy**
Aren't you going to shower?
**[17:31] panda plushy**
Hey, aren't you going to shower?
**[17:39] Mr. Villain**
I'll go shower.
**[17:53] Mr. Villain**
*Now that I'm all warmed up, I feel sleepy.*
**[18:01] Mr. Villain**
*Drying my hair, brushing my teeth...*
**[18:04] Mr. Villain**
*All too much effort.*
**[18:07] Mr. Villain**
* I can get away with*
* skipping them just this once.*
**[18:14] Mr. Villain**
*I'm gonna pass out on the—*
***SIGN*** Shik Shik Shik
***SIGN*** Shik Shik Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
***SIGN*** Shik
**[18:52] Mr. Villain**
*Wait a minute.*
**[18:55] Mr. Villain**
*I remember last week...*
***SIGN*** Shrimp au Gratin
***SIGN*** Panda's Table
***SIGN*** Panda's Table
***SIGN*** made with Hokkaido raw milk
**[19:02] Mr Villain**
* After working for days on end, it's more*
* than I can do to come home and cook dinner.*
**[19:08] Mr Villain**
* So today, I've decided to fix*
* something quick and tasty.*
**[19:16] (Flashback) Mr Villain**
I've been waiting for this day, gratin!
**[19:38] Mr Villain**
*An enemy attack?*
**[19:41] Mr Villain**
* The hair dryer and microwave*
* have both stopped running.*
**[19:46] Mr Villain**
*Someone's behind this.*
**[19:50] Mr Villain**
*But I don't sense anyone inside.*
**[19:54] Mr Villain**
*Which means...*
**[19:57] Mr Villain**
*They're outside!*
**[20:02] (Flashback) Mr Villain**
I'll kick your ass!
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[20:25] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Hey, where are you?
**[20:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Give up now, and I'll let you go.
**[20:45] Mr. Villain**
*That was a rather clever trap, humans.*
***SIGN*** Lights won't turn on
***SIGN*** This week's weather
***SIGN*** Latest news
**[20:57] Mr. Villain**
* If I use it now,*
* will it trip the breaker again?*
**[21:08] Mr. Villain**
That should be enough.
**[21:25] Mr. Villain**
*Another complete day, thanks to the panda.*
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:21] Mr. Villain**
Truth is the way of heaven,
**[23:25] Mr. Villain**
not the way of man.
**[23:28] Mr. Villain**
Children who wander this sad world.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
A melancholy photograph.
**[23:36] Mr. Villain**
Bitter and sweet.
**[23:39] Mr. Villain**
The allure of chocolate.
**[23:42] Mr. Villain**
Until good and evil have had their day.
**[23:46] Mr. Villain**
Matters of justice.
***SIGN*** Matters of Justice
# E10 - Matters of Justice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKVM32/matters-of-justice)
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***SIGN*** Emon Bank
***SIGN*** Contact Tamacity
***SIGN*** Valentine's Fair
***SIGN*** Valentine's Fair
***SIGN*** Valentine's
Anime Collab
**[01:55] Pink**
*Valentine's...*
**[01:58] Pink**
* Wonder if they have anything*
* cute but not too pricey.*
**[02:04] Pink**
* I guess I'll get a box with*
* lots in it for all the staff.*
**[02:09] Pink**
*This one looks tasty.*
**[02:14] Pink**
*This is all Blue gets.*
**[02:16] Pink**
*Red is technically our leader.*
**[02:19] Pink**
*Better get him something decent.*
***SIGN*** No sense of direction whatsoever
**[02:28] Pink**
*Would this be a little mean?*
**[02:39] Pink**
*I'll go with the safe choice.*
**[02:41] Pink**
* I don't want to hear whatever*
* snarky comment Blue would have.*
**[02:45] Pink**
* Next, something grown-up*
* and stylish for Black.*
**[02:52] Pink**
*That just leaves the twins.*
**[03:00] Pink**
*Magical girl chocolate?!*
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
***SIGN*** Magical Girl Angel Anima
**[03:05] Pink**
M-Must buy!
**[03:07] Pink**
* I was going to buy something*
* for myself anyway!*
**[03:16] Pink**
*But which one?!*
**[03:20] Pink**
*Magical girls really are the cutest...*
**[03:24] Mr. Villain**
*Miss Magical Girl.*
**[03:27] Mr. Villain**
* Take care not to lose the things*
* you treasure, Miss Magical Girl.*
**[03:44] Pink**
*Too bad I can't gift him some chocolate, too.*
***SIGN*** Valentine's Day
**[03:51] Pink**
Hold out your hand already.
**[03:53] Blue**
Huh?
**[03:54] Pink**
What, does your stomach hurt?
**[03:57] Blue**
Yeah, my "chronic colic."
**[03:59] Pink**
Poor you.
**[04:01] Blue**
Shove it.
**[04:04] Blue**
What? Chocolate?
**[04:06] Blue**
Oh, a Valentine.
**[04:08] Blue**
Hey, you'd better not be so stingy
with Red and the others.
**[04:12] Pink**
No, they're getting proper gifts in boxes.
**[04:15] Blue**
That's fine, then.
**[04:16] Pink**
What's it to you?
**[04:26] Blue**
* She doesn't have to get me any*
* if it's that big of a deal.*
**[04:30] Blue**
*Yet she hand-delivers some to everyone.*
**[04:34] Blue**
* She's conscientious about*
* the weirdest things.*
**[04:49] Blue**
That's sweet.
**[04:52] Pink**
You know, I forgot to get a thank-you.
**[04:54] Pink**
What do we say?
**[04:57] Blue**
Nope, not cute in the slightest.
***SIGN*** Emon Bank
***SIGN*** Contact Tamacity
***SIGN*** White Day
**[05:13] Mugi**
What kind of chocolate
should we give in return?
**[05:15] Red**
I've already made up my mind!
**[05:18] Sora**
What about you, Blue?
**[05:20] Blue**
I'm thinking about it.
**[05:24] Mugi**
Then is it okay if we split up?
**[05:27] Red**
Yeah!
**[05:29] Blue**
Don't wander into other stores!
**[05:31] Sora**
They say strawberry things are in this year.
**[05:34] Mugi**
And so are baked sweets.
**[05:38] Blue**
Oh yeah?
**[05:39] Sora**
Let's go.
**[05:42] Red**
Um, um...
**[05:44] Red**
Where could it be?
**[05:49] Red**
This is from that shop Black
said sells tasty stuff!
**[05:52] Red**
That's the ticket!
***SIGN*** Done already
**[05:55] Sora**
That's cute.
**[05:57] Mugi**
And it's a color Pink likes.
***SIGN*** Done
already
**[06:13] Mugi**
Two hours of agonizing and you still
haven't made up your mind, Blue?
**[06:17] Blue**
Well...
**[06:19] Blue**
I think she'll complain
no matter what I pick.
**[06:22] Blue**
I'm so annoyed.
**[06:25] Sora**
Don't worry. We'll tell Pink you
couldn't stop thinking about her.
**[06:33] Blue**
Don't you *ever* tell her that!
**[06:36] Mugi**
Well, we're going to go look for Red.
**[06:41] Blue**
Wait! Is he lost right now?
**[06:43] Blue**
I'll come with you!
**[06:51] Red**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Lost
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[07:18] Blue**
* When something makes me anxious,*
* it isn't long before my stomach hurts.*
**[07:23] Blue**
* I remember my mother giving*
* me something for it that day*
**[07:26] Blue**
*and me squeezing my brother's little hand.*
**[07:32] Blue**
* Our father was a Ranger,*
* and one day, he didn't come home.*
**[07:37] Blue**
* The man who appeared instead*
* was the darkest Ranger.*
**[07:41] Blue**
* That was the day I became*
* Ranger Sunrise Blue.*
**[07:47] Blue**
*The guy in black was Twilight Black.*
**[07:51] (Flashback) Black**
Genetics have nothing
to do with Ranger powers.
**[07:54] (Flashback) Black**
When the previous generation goes,
their powers pass on.
**[07:58] (Flashback) Black**
Ranger energy resonates and becomes
stronger the closer we are,
**[08:02] (Flashback) Black**
so we live at the same base
as much as possible.
**[08:06] Blue**
*He always looks sleepy.*
**[08:08] Blue**
*And the stuff he says is complicated.*
**[08:12] Blue**
*After that came Daybreak Pink.*
**[08:15] Blue**
*She's younger than me. And sassy.*
**[08:19] Blue**
* We got in a fight when she said*
* our hero suits were lame.*
**[08:24] Blue**
*Your glasses are what's lame.*
**[08:27] Blue**
*Black was always busy, day in and day out.*
**[08:30] Blue**
* When we talked to him about school,*
* he'd nod and nod off.*
**[08:36] Blue**
*And then...*
***SIGN*** A few years later...
**[08:42] (Flashback) Pink**
They're so cute!
**[08:44] (Flashback) Blue**
Black.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Blue**
These two are the Green Ranger?
**[08:48] (Flashback) Pink**
Can't you tell by their energy?
**[08:50] (Flashback) Pink**
It's green.
**[08:51] (Flashback) Blue**
I was just making sure.
**[08:52] (Flashback) Blue**
They're babies.
**[08:54] (Flashback) Blue**
Can they fight?
**[08:55] (Flashback) Pink**
You're just a kid yourself.
**[08:58] (Flashback) Blue**
Not as much as you are.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Black**
That's enough.
**[09:02] (Flashback) Black**
These two are undeniably Aurora Green.
**[09:05] (Flashback) Black**
Sora and Mugi.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Black**
Their faces look the same,
but Sora is a girl and Mugi is a boy.
**[09:12] (Flashback) Black**
So I'm told.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Pink**
Instead of "Green,"
can we call them by their names?
**[09:16] (Flashback) Black**
We'll have to, since there's two of them.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Black**
The energy from the twins is very weak.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Black**
When you two are here, try to resonate
with them as much as you can.
**[09:28] (Flashback) Pink**
Okay.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Blue**
Hey, Black.
**[09:33] (Flashback) Blue**
I don't *have* to go to a regular school.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Blue**
They can teach me here, can't they?
**[09:39] (Flashback) Pink**
You dislike going to school that much?
**[09:42] (Flashback) Blue**
It's not that! Being here all the time would
make resonating and training easier.
**[09:50] (Flashback) Blue**
What?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Black**
As one of the previous Rangers once said,
**[09:54] (Flashback) Black**
"The only people here are adults
working with the Rangers.
**[09:59] (Flashback) Black**
I want you to mingle with the outside world,
**[10:01] (Flashback) Black**
with friends your own age,
**[10:03] (Flashback) Black**
so you can appreciate for yourself
what it is we're trying to protect."
**[10:09] (Flashback) Blue**
Are you saying she's not my friend?
**[10:12] (Flashback) Pink**
What?!
**[10:13] (Flashback) Pink**
F-Friends?! With *you*?!
**[10:16] (Flashback) Blue**
You're not?
**[10:17] (Flashback) Pink**
No way!
**[10:20] (Flashback) Black**
The Rangers and the staff here
are comrades who fight together.
**[10:25] (Flashback) Black**
So we might be... a little different
than friends on the outside.
**[10:32] (Flashback) Blue**
Huh.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Pink**
Is Black asleep?
**[10:39] (Flashback) Blue**
Even though he was just talking?!
**[10:41] (Flashback) Blue**
Black, wake up!
**[10:42] (Flashback) Pink**
Go to bed already.
**[10:48] Mugi/Sora**
*They're not here.*
**[10:53] Mugi/Sora**
*They're not here.*
***SIGN*** Several months after that...
**[10:58] staffer A**
Welcome back, Blue, Pink.
**[11:01] Blue/Pink**
Thanks.
**[11:02] staffer B**
Welcome home.
**[11:04] Blue**
What gives? Don't walk with me.
**[11:06] Pink**
Don't walk with *me*.
**[11:07] Blue**
I'm going to see Sora and Mugi.
**[11:10] Pink**
Would you mind not copying me?
**[11:15] Blue**
* Every day, we went to school*
* and trained as Rangers.*
**[11:19] Blue**
*We also helped take care of Sora and Mugi.*
**[11:23] Blue**
*I even got to see my family on occasion.*
**[11:26] Blue**
*Black was always on patrol.*
**[11:30] (Flashback) staffer C**
Even though he's super nocturnal,
**[11:32] (Flashback) staffer C**
he's also been looking
for Red lately during the day.
**[11:35] (Flashback) staffer D**
Is Black going to be okay?
**[11:38] (Flashback) staffer E**
I'm just glad the enemy's been quiet.
**[11:41] (Flashback) staffer E**
If they made any serious moves right now,
we wouldn't stand a chance.
**[11:46] (Flashback) staffer C**
We had better remained focused, too.
**[11:48] (Flashback) staffer D**
Yes.
**[11:51] (Flashback) staffer F**
We have a problem!
**[11:52] (Flashback) staffer F**
Green is... The twins are missing!
**[12:12] (Flashback) staffer F**
It was while I wasn't paying attention!
**[12:14] (Flashback) staffer A**
There's no evidence of intruders!
**[12:16] (Flashback) staffer B**
Check the security cameras!
**[12:19] (Flashback) Blue**
Sora!
**[12:20] (Flashback) Pink**
Mugi! Where are you?!
**[12:24] (Flashback) Blue**
Answer us!
**[12:26] (Flashback) Blue**
Oh!
**[12:27] (Flashback) Blue**
We're calling, but they *can't* answer us!
**[12:29] (Flashback) Blue**
They're babies!
**[12:31] (Flashback) Pink**
You're right!
**[12:33] (Flashback) Blue**
Dummy.
**[12:34] (Flashback) Pink**
What? Talking about yourself?
**[12:35] (Flashback) Blue**
Huh?!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Blue**
You know, you really...
**[12:41] (Flashback) Blue**
I'll search this way. Don't follow me.
**[12:53] (Flashback) Pink**
Hey!
**[12:55] (Flashback) Pink**
Are you still mad about what I said before?
**[12:58] (Flashback) Blue**
What you said before?
**[13:00] (Flashback) Pink**
That we're not friends.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Blue**
Oh. Not really.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Blue**
You always say nasty things.
**[13:11] (Flashback) Pink**
I...
**[13:12] (Flashback) Pink**
I...
**[13:16] (Flashback) Pink**
I'd be okay with us... *becoming* friends.
**[13:27] (Flashback) Blue**
I'll pass.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Pink**
Huh?!
**[13:30] (Flashback) Blue**
I have a little brother,
and you're kind of like a little sister.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Pink**
A-A little sister?
**[13:38] (Flashback) Blue**
When I think about it,
you feel more like a sister than a friend.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Blue**
I don't think we need to worry too
much about what Black said before.
**[13:47] (Flashback) Blue**
Besides, right now—
**[13:53] (Flashback) Blue**
That was...
**[13:55] (Flashback) Pink**
Green's energy!
**[13:58] (Flashback) Mugi/Sora**
They're not here.
**[14:01] (Flashback) Mugi/Sora**
They're not here.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Sora**
Mom...
**[14:05] (Flashback) Sora**
Dad...
**[14:07] (Flashback) Sora/Mugi**
Where are you?
**[14:09] (Flashback) Sora**
They're not here.
**[14:11] (Flashback) Mugi**
They're not here.
**[14:17] (Flashback) Green**
They're not here...
**[14:20] (Flashback) Blue**
Sora!
**[14:21] (Flashback) Pink**
Mugi!
**[14:30] (Flashback) Pink**
They transformed and got bigger!
**[14:33] (Flashback) Blue**
There's only one of them now.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Blue**
Does that mean they combined?
**[14:38] (Flashback) Pink**
That's Sora and Mugi's energy, so probably.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Blue**
What?!
**[14:43] (Flashback) Green**
Dad, Mom... Where are you?
**[14:52] (Flashback) Blue**
I'm sorry!
**[14:54] (Flashback) Blue**
Your mother and father are gone!
**[14:58] (Flashback) Pink**
Hey!
**[14:59] (Flashback) Blue**
But...
**[15:01] (Flashback) Blue**
We and everyone on staff promise
to raise you two as best we can!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Blue**
This isn't a sad or painful place to be.
**[15:12] (Flashback) Blue**
It'll be okay.
**[15:18] (Flashback) Blue**
Also...
**[15:19] (Flashback) Blue**
Let's see... Black is really cool.
The cafeteria food is good.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Blue**
And...
**[15:28] (Flashback) Pink**
W-We'll be your siblings!
**[15:34] (Flashback) Pink**
We can't be your mother and father,
but we'll be your brother and sister!
**[15:40] (Flashback) Pink**
We'll always be together!
**[15:48] (Flashback) Green**
Always together?
**[16:04] (Flashback) Green**
Then it won't be lonely.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Blue**
Winding up in a place like this
all of a sudden must have scared them.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Pink**
Why do you keep making
that face? It's creepy.
**[16:50] (Flashback) Blue**
Huh?
**[16:52] (Flashback) Blue**
It's because you said we're family.
**[16:57] Pink**
* We can't be your mother and father,*
* but we'll be your brother and sister!*
**[17:03] (Flashback) Pink**
You're the one who said
I was like your sister!
**[17:06] (Flashback) Blue**
That's true.
**[17:08] (Flashback) Blue**
But if we'll always be together,
does that mean Rangers for life?
**[17:12] (Flashback) Blue**
Except you don't really like
being a Ranger, do you?
**[17:20] (Flashback) Pink**
I don't.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Pink**
What I really want to be is...
**[17:24] (Flashback) Blue**
Is what?
**[17:29] (Flashback) Pink**
Why should I have to tell you?
**[17:33] (Flashback) Blue**
Huh? Why wouldn't you?
**[17:34] (Flashback) Pink**
Forget it.
**[17:35] (Flashback) Pink**
Oh, I really hate the hero suits.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Pink**
They're full-body tights.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Blue**
I think they're fine. Very Ranger-like.
**[17:44] (Flashback) Pink**
Huh?!
**[17:45] (Flashback) Blue**
Huh nothing!
**[17:48] (Flashback) Pink**
Either way, I don't dislike this place
or the people here.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Blue**
I forgot, but my stomach started hurting...
**[18:09] (Flashback) Black**
I hear you two had a big day.
**[18:12] (Flashback) text**
Dried Squid
**[18:12] (Flashback) Black**
Have some dried squid as a reward.
**[18:15] (Flashback) Pink**
I'd rather have some cheese.
**[18:17] (Flashback) Blue**
Beef jerky for me.
**[18:20] (Flashback) Black**
Take the squid or leave it.
**[18:25] (Flashback) Black**
The reason Sora and Mugi's energy is weak
**[18:28] (Flashback) Black**
is that they each have a half-share
of one Ranger's energy.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Black**
Or so I was told.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Blue**
Do all twins combine when they transform?
**[18:37] (Flashback) Black**
I don't know of any other twin
Rangers, so I can't say.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Blue**
Aww.
**[18:42] (Flashback) Pink**
Will we have a full team once we find Red?
**[18:46] (Flashback) Black**
That's right. We're looking now.
**[18:48] (Flashback) Blue**
I wonder where they are.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Black**
There's a chance they still haven't been born.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Blue**
What if they're lost somewhere?
**[18:57] (Flashback) Pink**
Of course they aren't.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Black**
That would present a problem.
**[19:02] Blue**
*My dad was a Ranger.*
**[19:05] Blue**
*I always thought he was cool.*
**[19:09] Blue**
* Though if you asked me if I'd wanted*
* to be one too, I couldn't have said.*
**[19:14] Blue**
*But I know one thing.*
**[19:19] Blue**
*I don't mind this place and its people either.*
**[19:32] (Flashback) Blue**
What is it?
**[19:33] (Flashback) Pink**
We have a favor to ask.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Pink**
What do you say, Big Brother?
**[19:38] (Flashback) Mugi**
Big Brother!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Sora**
Please, Big Brother!
**[19:42] (Flashback) Pink/Sora/Mugi**
Big Brother!
**[19:46] (Flashback) Blue**
Whenever you call me that,
I know there's trouble.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Mugi**
You won't even hear our request?
**[19:51] (Flashback) Blue**
Let's hear it!
**[19:53] (Flashback) Pink/Sora/Mugi**
Hooray! Thanks, Big Brother!
**[19:58] (Flashback) Red**
"Big Brother"?
**[20:01] (Flashback) Red**
The four of you are siblings?!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Red**
I had no idea!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Mugi**
Only the two of us are related.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Red**
Oh, really?
**[20:11] (Flashback) Sora**
Yeah.
**[20:12] (Flashback) Blue**
Stay just the way you are, Red.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Red**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[20:31] Black**
* It's been years since the*
* last generation of Rangers passed.*
**[20:36] Black**
*As the only one left,*
**[20:38] Black**
* I went on searching for the new Rangers*
* who inherited their powers.*
**[20:56] Black**
*Dealing with kids, teaching rookies...*
**[20:59] Black**
*I'm so not cut out for this.*
**[21:02] Black**
*How did you guys teach me?*
**[21:06] Black**
*Why was I the one who survived?*
**[21:09] Black**
*What can I do...*
**[21:12] Black**
*to make sure they lead long lives?*
**[21:17] (Flashback) Blue**
Black!
**[21:24] Black**
*I'm truly not cut out for this.*
**[21:40] Black**
*But I* will *fulfill my duties as a Ranger.*
**[21:45] Black**
*So just you watch.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:21] Mr. Villain**
What sound does the clockwork cat make?
**[23:25] Mr. Villain**
Schrödinger will not respond.
**[23:29] Mr. Villain**
A portrait in the vacant mirror.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
A red string trembles.
**[23:35] Mr. Villain**
When the paper vessel speaks.
**[23:40] Mr. Villain**
A blue bond forms.
**[23:43] Mr. Villain**
The afternoon of a faun.
**[23:46] Mr. Villain**
When the flowers scatter...
***SIGN*** When the Flowers Scatter
# E11 - When the Flowers Scatter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0G9MM/when-the-flowers-scatter)
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***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[01:49] evergreen-oak boy**
* She's always by herself,*
* gazing at the people who visit the park.*
**[02:03] evergreen-oak boy**
* You can only see her for a short time,*
* while the cherry tree is in bloom.*
**[02:17] evergreen-oak boy**
*Wh-Who's that old guy?!*
**[02:21] evergreen-oak boy**
*He's talking with her...*
**[02:40] evergreen-oak boy**
Hey, old dude!
**[02:41] Mr. Villain**
What?
**[03:02] evergreen-oak boy**
Old dude, you get to talk with
the cherry blossom girl?
**[03:06] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[03:07] Mr. Villain**
I don't know where you came from, kid,
but don't go throwing sticks at—
**[03:11] evergreen-oak boy**
Here!
**[03:12] evergreen-oak boy**
Give this to her!
**[03:16] Mr. Villain**
What's this clod supposed to be?
**[03:18] evergreen-oak boy**
A triangle!
**[03:20] evergreen-oak boy**
She likes triangles, doesn't she?
**[03:22] evergreen-oak boy**
I was watching.
**[03:42] evergreen-oak boy**
How'd it go?
**[03:43] Mr. Villain**
Do it yourself next time, brat.
**[03:45] evergreen-oak boy**
Did she like it?!
**[03:46] Mr. Villain**
Listen when I'm talking.
**[03:50] Mr. Villain**
Though I suppose she was pleased.
**[03:52] evergreen-oak boy**
Really?!
**[03:53] Mr. Villain**
She was also puzzled.
**[03:57] evergreen-oak boy**
*While the cherry tree's in full bloom,*
**[04:00] evergreen-oak boy**
* I've gotten a smidge closer to her*
* thanks to this old guy who stopped by.*
**[04:16] evergreen-oak boy**
Oh, hey, old dude!
**[04:18] Mr. Villain**
At least call me "mister."
**[04:20] Mr. Villain**
You're always here, brat.
You *do* go home, don't you?
**[04:25] Mr. Villain**
Also, stop mass-producing
these inedible triangles.
**[04:29] evergreen-oak boy**
What's an edible triangle?
**[04:34] Mr. Villain**
Use this.
**[04:35] Mr. Villain**
This is the last time I'm helping you, got it?
**[04:40] evergreen-oak boy**
What's this?
**[04:41] Mr. Villain**
A string telephone.
**[04:42] evergreen-oak boy**
String...?
**[04:45] cherry-tree nymph**
Hello.
**[04:47] cherry-tree nymph**
Thank you for all the triangles.
**[04:53] cherry-tree nymph**
Hello?
**[04:56] evergreen-oak boy**
* This is the first time*
* I've heard her voice...*
**[05:06] evergreen-oak boy**
* It's almost time for the*
* cherry blossoms to scatter.*
**[05:08] evergreen-oak boy**
*And I won't be here much longer either.*
**[05:13] evergreen-oak boy**
Uh...
**[05:14] evergreen-oak boy**
I've...
**[05:16] evergreen-oak boy**
been watching you all this time.
**[05:18] evergreen-oak boy**
I still don't know you at all...
**[05:22] evergreen-oak boy**
but listen!
**[05:34] Mr. Villain**
*I said that was the last time I'd help,*
**[05:38] Mr. Villain**
*so I'm just seeing how things play out.*
**[05:45] Mr. Villain**
*The tree where I always saw him is gone.*
**[06:13] cherry-tree nymph**
Even if I say hello,
I no longer hear anything.
**[06:18] cherry-tree nymph**
They took him out of the ground
and took him away.
**[06:22] cherry-tree nymph**
He said he's going to become a promenade.
**[06:26] cherry-tree nymph**
I miss him.
**[06:30] cherry-tree nymph**
Even if I bloom next year,
I'll never see him again.
**[07:05] passerby A**
The cherry blossoms have fallen already.
**[07:07] passerby B**
Wasn't that one kinda early?
**[07:09] passerby A**
Hey, that bench is new!
**[07:11] passerby B**
You're right!
**[07:14] evergreen-oak boy**
Huh?
**[07:15] evergreen-oak boy**
My...
**[07:18] evergreen-oak boy**
My body's become a people seat.
**[07:23] evergreen-oak boy**
*That's her tree!*
**[07:25] Mr. Villain**
Is that you, brat?
**[07:29] evergreen-oak boy**
What're you doing here, old dude?
**[07:31] Mr. Villain**
That's my line.
**[07:32] evergreen-oak boy**
Looks like I'm this seat now.
**[07:35] evergreen-oak boy**
Where is she, though?
**[07:37] Mr. Villain**
Who?
**[07:38] evergreen-oak boy**
The cherry tree girl.
**[07:39] Mr. Villain**
She already scattered.
**[07:41] evergreen-oak boy**
Oh.
**[07:42] evergreen-oak boy**
Too bad I didn't get here a bit sooner.
**[07:47] evergreen-oak boy**
Wow, cool.
**[07:49] evergreen-oak boy**
I can go right up to it.
**[07:51] Mr. Villain**
There's no telling if it'll bloom next year.
**[07:55] evergreen-oak boy**
That's okay.
**[07:58] evergreen-oak boy**
Before, all I could do was watch.
**[08:01] evergreen-oak boy**
But I got to hear her voice,
and even though I look different now,
**[08:05] evergreen-oak boy**
look how close I am!
**[08:08] evergreen-oak boy**
I'll just keep waiting...
**[08:11] evergreen-oak boy**
until a spring comes when she blossoms.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[08:45] Mr. Villain**
*Is that a kitty I hear?*
**[08:48] Mr. Villain**
*What if it's out here freezing in this rain?*
**[08:57] Mr. Villain**
Kitty...
**[09:02] Mr. Villain**
Kitty!
***SIGN*** Please adopt me
**[09:10] Mr. Villain**
*This isn't what I was expecting.*
**[09:16] Mr. Villain**
* It's modeled after a kitty,*
* but it's not a kitty.*
**[09:20] Mr. Villain**
*Must be a robot.*
**[09:24] Mr. Villain**
*Is it from Earth?*
**[09:25] Mr. Villain**
*No, maybe some other planet?*
**[09:33] C-018**
Human...
**[09:34] Mr. Villain**
*It spoke.*
**[09:36] Mr. Villain**
*And it referred to me as a human.*
**[09:38] Mr. Villain**
*Something tells me I shouldn't get involved.*
**[10:45] C-018**
Human... what are you... doing here?
**[10:49] Mr. Villain**
Just passing through.
**[10:51] Mr. Villain**
What the heck are *you* doing here?
**[10:54] C-018**
Do I... look like I'm... doing something?
**[10:58] C-018**
I'm just... waiting for my...
energy to run out.
**[11:04] Mr. Villain**
I see.
**[11:07] Mr. Villain**
Sorry to bother you.
**[11:09] C-018**
Hey.
**[11:12] C-018**
This.
**[11:14] Mr. Villain**
It'll rain again tomorrow.
Feel free to use it.
**[11:28] (Flashback) researcher**
Experiment C-018 is to be discarded.
**[11:39] C-018**
*Discarded?*
**[11:42] C-018**
*Abandoned...?*
**[11:50] C-018**
*If I could defeat at least one human...*
**[11:56] C-018**
*Human...*
**[12:06] C-018**
What are you here for this time?!
**[12:08] Mr. Villain**
You make it sound so horrible.
**[12:10] Mr. Villain**
I just hooked you up to this battery.
**[12:13] C-018**
I can move now.
**[12:17] C-018**
*Human...*
**[12:20] C-018**
*That's right.*
**[12:22] C-018**
Human!
**[12:28] Mr. Villain**
That's where your mouth is?
**[12:31] C-018**
Nothing's coming out.
**[12:32] C-018**
Wh-Why not?
**[12:34] C-018**
*I'll do it again!*
**[12:38] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[12:40] researcher**
*Experiment C-018 is to be discarded.*
***SIGN*** Discarded
**[12:48] C-018**
*I really am useless...*
**[13:03] C-018**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Cat Food
**[13:05] Mr. Villain**
It's cat food.
**[13:06] Mr. Villain**
Didn't you bite me before
because you were hungry?
**[13:10] C-018**
Not even close!
**[13:11] C-018**
Besides, C-018 cannot ingest food!
**[13:16] Mr. Villain**
I see.
**[13:18] C-018**
What are you up to, trying to win me over?!
**[13:24] Mr. Villain**
What am I "up to"?
**[13:27] Mr. Villain**
I'd feel pretty guilty just standing by and
watching something modeled after a kitty die.
**[13:36] C-018**
I wouldn't mind thanking you
for the umbrella and battery.
**[13:39] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[13:40] C-018**
If you don't want to, that's fine.
**[13:49] Mr. Villain**
*It's smooth instead of fluffy.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[14:11] (Flashback) Rooney**
I'd like to ask you a favor, General.
***SIGN*** A few hours ago
**[14:17] (Flashback) Rooney**
If you encounter a suspicious object that
doesn't seem to be from our planet or Earth,
**[14:21] (Flashback) Rooney**
could you let me know?
**[14:22] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Huh? What's this about?
**[14:26] (Flashback) Rooney**
It looks like we aren't
the only outsiders targeting Earth.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Rooney**
Our competition might be developing weaponry.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Rooney**
It's possible they've already
sent some to Earth.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
Why didn't you mention this earlier
at the executive meeting?
**[14:43] (Flashback) Rooney**
I still don't have enough
evidence for a report.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Rooney**
It's really nothing more
than a remote possibility.
**[14:51] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
How is this a favor?
**[14:53] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
More like additional work.
**[14:55] (Flashback) Rooney**
You'll do it, General?!
**[14:57] (Flashback) Mr. Villain**
However, if I find anything outside working
hours, I'm treating it as overtime.
**[15:04] (Flashback) Rooney**
Of course, General!
**[15:14] Mr. Villain**
*It's this thing.*
**[15:16] Mr. Villain**
* When Rooney told me, I wasn't*
* thinking it would be a robot weapon.*
**[15:21] Mr. Villain**
* But any way you look at it,*
* this has gotta be the weapon.*
**[15:25] Mr. Villain**
*It said it didn't bite me out of hunger,*
**[15:29] Mr. Villain**
* meaning there's a good chance something*
* was loaded into those fang-shaped spikes.*
**[15:35] Mr. Villain**
*Even if it's not all that dangerous,*
**[15:37] Mr. Villain**
*I* should *take it back to HQ as a specimen.*
**[15:46] Mr. Villain**
All done charging?
**[15:48] C-018**
All done.
**[15:57] C-018**
You unplugged it!
**[15:58] C-018**
Nobody asked you! I can do it myself!
**[16:03] Mr. Villain**
What the hell're you saying?
You couldn't reach it.
**[16:08] Mr. Villain**
*This is what I get for being nice.*
**[16:25] Mr. Villain**
*Now what?*
**[16:27] Mr. Villain**
*Could it be preparing for some attack?*
**[16:30] Mr. Villain**
*I should just hurry and take it to—*
**[16:32] C-018**
Hey.
**[16:36] C-018**
You're not going to pet me?
***SIGN*** He didn't see any harm
**[16:41] Mr. Villain**
* Maybe it's not a weapon,*
* but an extraterrestrial robot pet?*
**[16:46] Mr. Villain**
* Well, it might not be dangerous,*
* but I have a job to do.*
**[16:51] Mr. Villain**
Hey.
**[16:53] Mr. Villain**
Care to take a walk with me?
**[16:56] C-018**
I guess I'll have to, if you insist.
**[17:01] Mr. Villain**
* Not only did I notify Rooney,*
* I brought it to headquarters...*
**[17:07] C-018**
You...
**[17:09] C-018**
You're from another planet?
**[17:13] Mr. Villain**
I don't recall ever saying
I was an Earthling.
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[17:20] Mr. Villain**
Sorry this turned into me deceiving you,
but I have my own job to do.
**[17:27] Mr. Villain**
This should be a simple inspection,
and you'll soon be back—
***SIGN*** SENSE OF GUILT
**[17:31] Mr. Villain**
Hey!
**[17:33] Rooney**
General, you brought it in!
**[17:36] Rooney**
You always do such quick work.
**[17:38] Rooney**
Thank you. I know it was dangerous.
**[17:40] Mr. Villain**
I told you the threat level was low.
**[17:43] Rooney**
I know, but we can't be certain
until we examine it.
**[17:49] Rooney**
Yes, that form *would* make many
Earthlings lower their guard.
**[17:52] Mr. Villain**
Rooney, will this—
**[17:54] Rooney**
Okay, you can leave it in our hands.
**[17:57] Rooney**
I'll call when we're done!
**[17:58] Mr. Villain**
Hey!
**[17:59] Mr. Villain**
Hey, listen!
**[18:00] Rooney**
Tell me later, General!
***SIGN*** SENSE OF GUILT
***SIGN*** 15 minutes later
***SIGN*** 30 minutes later
***SIGN*** 45 minutes later
**[18:14] backgrounder A**
What's the matter with the General?
***SIGN*** 1 hour later
**[18:17] backgrounder Z**
I hear Rooney is investigating
some alien weapon.
**[18:20] backgrounder B**
Aha, the General must be on alert.
**[18:34] Mr. Villain**
Hey, Rooney, how much longer will it take?
**[18:37] Rooney**
*General?*
**[18:38] Rooney**
*You're so impatient.*
**[18:41] Rooney**
*I think I'd like two more hours.*
**[18:53] Mr. Villain**
All right...
**[18:54] Rooney**
*No need to be so worried. I'm fine.*
**[18:57] Mr. Villain**
I'm not worried about you.
**[19:00] Rooney**
*There you go again!*
**[19:01] Rooney**
* But hey, like you said,*
* it doesn't appear to be dangerous.*
**[19:06] Rooney**
*Welp, gotta get back to it!*
**[19:07] Mr. Villain**
Yeah.
**[19:14] backgrounder B**
Excuse me, sir.
**[19:17] backgrounder B**
I'd like to ask you something.
**[19:19] Mr. Villain**
Sure.
**[19:37] Rooney**
*General? Hello?*
**[19:40] Rooney**
*General, can you hear me?*
**[19:43] Mr. Villain**
I wasn't listening.
**[19:45] Rooney**
*Come on.*
**[19:46] Rooney**
* I asked you to drop by because*
* I'm done with the investigation.*
**[19:57] Mr. Villain**
* Surprisingly, I might have developed*
* an attachment to that robot.*
**[20:03] Mr. Villain**
*I knew dismantlement was a possibility.*
**[20:06] Mr. Villain**
*A necessary sacrifice for our home world.*
**[20:17] Rooney**
Oh, General!
**[20:24] Rooney**
As soon as I reassembled this little guy,
it started freaking out.
**[20:28] Rooney**
Can I take it apart again?
**[20:30] Rooney**
I may have screwed up somehow.
**[20:32] C-018**
No! Stop it!
**[20:36] C-018**
This guy tricked C-018,
but he's still better than you!
**[20:42] Rooney**
Don't be mean.
I'm the one who cleaned you up.
**[20:47] Mr. Villain**
What are you talking about?
**[20:49] Rooney**
I checked out all its parts and features,
plus cleaned what was dirty.
**[20:58] Rooney**
We got all the data we needed, of course,
**[21:01] Rooney**
and upon concluding that it poses
no danger, we reassembled it.
**[21:07] Mr. Villain**
Why was the dismembered head just lying there?
**[21:10] Rooney**
I was doing an internal check
while cleaning the joints.
**[21:13] Rooney**
They get dirty easily.
**[21:15] Mr. Villain**
That's a damned misleading thing to do.
**[21:18] Rooney**
Huh? Why're you mad?
**[21:21] Mr. Villain**
What happens to it now?
**[21:25] Rooney**
That depends what the executive council
decides, but it's practically a robot pet.
**[21:31] Mr. Villain**
*I knew it.*
**[21:32] Rooney**
We could keep an eye on it at HQ.
**[21:35] Rooney**
But it seems to like you.
**[21:38] Rooney**
I think another option would be
for you to look after it at your place.
**[21:43] Rooney**
What say you?
***SIGN*** MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[23:22] Mr. Villain**
The evergreen oak boy
and cherry tree girl meet up.
**[23:29] Mr. Villain**
A dream while fast asleep.
**[23:32] Mr. Villain**
Recollections that stir up.
**[23:36] Mr. Villain**
Hide-and-seek, until we meet again someday.
**[23:42] Mr. Villain**
A sentimental weekend.
**[23:46] Mr. Villain**
Somewhere on this planet.
***SIGN*** Somewhere on This Planet
# E12 - Somewhere on This Planet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN15K9/somewhere-on-this-planet)
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***SIGN*** Owning a cat
***SIGN*** Caring for a kitty
***SIGN*** Cat at home all day
***SIGN*** Living with a cat
***SIGN*** Your first pet
***SIGN*** How cats live
**[01:58] C-018**
* ID Number C-018 was developed*
* as an anti-Earthling weapon.*
**[02:04] C-018**
*But I'm a useless reject.*
**[02:09] C-018**
*In fact...*
**[02:12] (Flashback) Rooney**
It's practically a robot pet.
**[02:15] C-018**
*C-018 is not meant to be a pet.*
**[02:18] C-018**
*But rejects are no good for battle.*
**[02:21] C-018**
*Why did I ever come to exist?*
**[02:29] Rooney**
Good morning, C-018.
**[02:34] Rooney**
Glad to see you're full of energy.
**[02:37] Rooney**
"C-018" is a mouthful to say.
**[02:40] Rooney**
Can I give you a nickname?
**[02:45] Rooney**
Oh, I guess the General
should be the one to do that.
**[02:48] Rooney**
I bet he'd get angry if I took the liberty.
**[02:51] C-018**
Hey.
**[02:52] Rooney**
Yes, what is it?
**[02:54] C-018**
Once that man has taken custody,
will C-018 have any responsibilities?
**[03:00] Rooney**
Not especially.
**[03:02] C-018**
Nothing...?
**[03:04] Rooney**
That's right.
**[03:06] Rooney**
It's technically a probationary arrangement,
so we don't want you causing any trouble.
**[03:11] Rooney**
But we've installed a GPS,
so you're free to roam.
**[03:18] C-018**
Dismantle C-018.
**[03:26] Rooney**
I can't do that.
**[03:28] Rooney**
You're a valuable specimen.
**[03:31] C-018**
Let go!
**[03:33] C-018**
Then shut me down and put me in storage!
**[03:36] Rooney**
I can't do that either.
**[03:38] C-018**
Why not?!
**[03:39] Rooney**
Because of the General.
**[03:41] Mr. Villain**
Sorry to bother you.
**[03:43] Rooney**
Good morning, General. What's up?
**[03:46] Mr. Villain**
I came to see this one.
**[03:51] Mr. Villain**
Pick one.
**[03:54] Rooney**
Pick one? Life or death?
The means of execution?
**[03:58] Mr. Villain**
Huh? No.
**[04:00] Mr. Villain**
I meant a bed.
***SIGN*** Cushion Cat Bed
***SIGN*** Domed-Shaped Cat House
**[04:02] Mr. Villain**
I asked Trigger his opinion,
and he angrily told me to ask C-018.
**[04:07] Rooney**
Good thinking.
**[04:10] Mr. Villain**
Have you decided?
**[04:11] Mr. Villain**
If you don't choose one...
***SIGN*** Panda Cat Bed
***SIGN*** Cat Food
**[04:14] Mr. Villain**
it'll be this.
**[04:20] C-018**
A-Anything's fine.
**[04:23] Mr. Villain**
Okay, this one it is.
**[04:27] Rooney**
Say, I'll be joining you on the next mission.
**[04:30] Mr. Villain**
All right.
**[04:32] Mr. Villain**
I'll be on my way.
**[04:37] Rooney**
Do you see now?
**[04:40] Rooney**
He won't ask much of you,
**[04:43] Rooney**
but the General is very much looking
forward to taking you home.
**[04:47] Rooney**
So, though you may be reluctant,
would you mind going with him?
**[04:52] Rooney**
If you stay with him awhile
and decide it's just not going to work,
**[04:57] Rooney**
I promise to deactivate you
and store you here at HQ.
**[05:07] C-018**
C-018 is here reluctantly.
And using this thing reluctantly.
**[05:14] Mr. Villain**
Is that so?
**[05:15] C-018**
Reluctantly, you hear?!
**[05:17] Mr. Villain**
How comfortable is it?
**[05:24] C-018**
It's not bad.
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
**[06:04] Mr. Villain**
In the end, it never did bloom this year.
**[06:08] evergreen-oak boy**
I'm sure she was tired.
**[06:12] evergreen-oak boy**
Maybe she'll feel better next year!
**[06:15] Mr. Villain**
She may not have realized you're here.
**[06:19] evergreen-oak boy**
Yeah, I bet you're right!
**[06:21] Mr. Villain**
However...
**[06:23] Mr. Villain**
I suspect you were still holding
out hope it would blossom.
**[06:28] evergreen-oak boy**
Shaddup!
**[06:30] Mr. Villain**
You said you'd wait as long as it takes, brat.
**[06:33] evergreen-oak boy**
Shaddup!
**[06:35] Mr. Villain**
I figured it was going to bloom.
**[06:40] evergreen-oak boy**
Really?
**[06:47] Mr. Villain**
Next year, I'll make enough for two.
**[07:03] evergreen-oak boy**
Edible triangles!
**[07:12] evergreen-oak boy**
You...
**[07:14] evergreen-oak boy**
You like these, don't you?
**[07:16] evergreen-oak boy**
Do you... want one?
**[07:31] evergreen-oak boy**
H-Humans are strange, aren't they?
**[07:35] evergreen-oak boy**
They make their food into triangles.
**[07:37] evergreen-oak boy**
That old guy... apparently isn't human,
but he's a weird one, too.
**[07:44] evergreen-oak boy**
He made these triangles for us,
and also that string telephone.
**[07:48] evergreen-oak boy**
I wonder where that ended up...
**[07:54] evergreen-oak boy**
There's so much more I wish I'd told you.
**[07:59] evergreen-oak boy**
I wish I could've talked to you
instead of watching from afar.
**[08:06] evergreen-oak boy**
Maybe we could have managed something.
**[08:09] evergreen-oak boy**
But...
**[08:14] evergreen-oak boy**
Now my voice will reach you,
even without a string telephone.
**[08:19] evergreen-oak boy**
I want to talk to you.
**[08:23] evergreen-oak boy**
I'll be right here!
**[08:55] evergreen-oak boy**
*A single bud swelled.*
**[08:59] evergreen-oak boy**
*The next day, there was another.*
**[09:02] evergreen-oak boy**
*One after the other...*
**[09:05] evergreen-oak boy**
*I counted so many of them.*
**[09:08] evergreen-oak boy**
*I'm sure it'll bloom this year.*
**[09:11] evergreen-oak boy**
*I'll get to see her soon!*
**[09:14] evergreen-oak boy**
*And that's when I'll tell her...*
**[09:18] evergreen-oak boy**
I've always loved her!
**[09:21] Mr. Villain**
*He still hasn't told her?*
**[09:24] evergreen-oak boy**
And I'll be sure to tell her
what I love about her!
**[09:27] evergreen-oak boy**
I think her flower petals
are a pretty color.
**[09:31] Mr. Villain**
* What were they talking about on the*
* string telephone all that time?*
**[09:36] evergreen-oak boy**
There's lots of other stuff, too.
**[09:39] Mr. Villain**
*He looks pretty darn happy.*
**[09:41] Mr. Villain**
You should take the time
to practice telling her how you feel.
**[09:45] evergreen-oak boy**
Huh? What's this?
**[09:47] Mr. Villain**
Lunch for two.
**[10:00] evergreen-oak boy**
*It's enough for me and her...*
**[10:18] Mr. Villain**
* You should take the time*
* to practice telling her how you feel.*
**[10:23] evergreen-oak boy**
Practice?
**[10:25] evergreen-oak boy**
I...
**[10:29] evergreen-oak boy**
I love you.
**[10:34] evergreen-oak boy**
S-Saying it all serious is embarrassing!
**[10:39] evergreen-oak boy**
But... I don't want any regrets.
**[10:42] evergreen-oak boy**
I'll do it right this time.
**[10:45] evergreen-oak boy**
I-I love you.
**[10:49] evergreen-oak boy**
I love you...
**[10:55] evergreen-oak boy**
I love you!
**[11:05] evergreen-oak boy**
Um...
**[11:07] evergreen-oak boy**
I mean...
**[11:23] evergreen-oak boy**
Listen!
**[11:29] Mr. Villain**
*Looks like the cherry tree manage to bloom.*
**[11:33] Mr. Villain**
* I dropped by the park*
* just to check on things.*
**[11:37] Mr. Villain**
*But...*
***SIGN*** stuck
**[11:41] Mr. Villain**
*Why are they sitting on either side of me?*
**[11:45] evergreen-oak boy**
C'mere, old guy!
**[11:49] evergreen-oak boy**
Listen.
**[11:50] evergreen-oak boy**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[11:54] Mr. Villain**
Huh?
**[11:55] Mr. Villain**
Tell her yourself.
**[11:57] evergreen-oak boy**
Just do it! Please!
**[12:07] Mr. Villain**
Uh, the boy next to me says
your petals are a pretty color.
**[12:14] Mr. Villain**
*Will that do it?*
**[12:17] cherry-tree nymph**
Hey, hey.
**[12:22] cherry-tree nymph**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[12:26] Mr. Villain**
Your leaves were a wonderful
color too, she says.
**[12:33] evergreen-oak boy**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[12:35] Mr. Villain**
He says your flowers are a cute shape.
**[12:40] cherry-tree nymph**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[12:42] Mr. Villain**
She says your tree was a nice shape.
**[12:46] both tree spirits**
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
Whisper, whisper, whisper...
**[12:51] Mr. Villain**
*Come on, can I leave now?*
**[12:57] evergreen-oak boy**
I-I...
**[13:04] evergreen-oak boy**
I wanted to say I love you!
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off
***SIGN*** Unohara Shopping District
**[13:50] Mr. Villain**
*Uh-oh.*
**[13:51] Mr. Villain**
*That's Ranger Dawn Red!*
**[13:55] Mr. Villain**
*What's he doing here?*
**[13:56] Mr. Villain**
* He's been able to detect*
* my presence in the past.*
**[14:01] Mr. Villain**
*I don't want him finding me.*
**[14:03] Mr. Villain**
*After all, today's my day off!*
**[14:09] Mr. Villain**
*I'll take the long way.*
**[14:19] Mr. Villain**
*Ranger Dawn Red!*
**[14:21] Mr. Villain**
*What's going on here?*
**[14:23] Mr. Villain**
* This is three stations away*
* from where I last saw him.*
**[14:27] Mr. Villain**
*Did he sense me from that distance?*
**[14:30] Mr. Villain**
*He's formidable indeed!*
**[14:33] Mr. Villain**
*But I* will *enjoy my day off, so there!*
**[14:37] Mr. Villain**
*I'll just go elsewhere.*
**[14:40] Red**
Hey, it's okay!
**[14:51] Mr. Villain**
*Curse you, Ranger!*
**[14:54] Mr. Villain**
* Next time I see you while I'm on*
* the clock, you're gonna get it!*
**[14:58] Mr. Villain**
*I can't deal with any more interruptions.*
**[15:02] Red**
Excuse me.
**[15:06] Mr. Villain**
*Guess I might as well deal with this now.*
**[15:11] Mr. Villain**
What a coincidence, Ranger.
**[15:13] Red**
You gave me an umbrella once
when it was raining.
**[15:16] Red**
You've also given me directions
countless times.
**[15:20] Mr. Villain**
Yeah...
**[15:21] Red**
It's belated, but this is a thank-you.
**[15:24] Mr. Villain**
Well, thanks.
**[15:26] Mr. Villain**
You weren't following me around
so you could catch me?
**[15:29] Red**
I was lost and happened to see you.
**[15:32] Red**
So I thought, "Now's my chance!"
**[15:34] Red**
Now we're totally even,
nice guy from the Evil League.
**[15:38] Red**
See you next time, when I defeat you!
**[15:50] Mr. Villain**
You have good taste, Ranger.
**[15:56] Pink**
Red, come quick.
**[15:58] Red**
Pink, what's the—
**[15:59] Pink**
Shh! Come here *quietly*.
**[16:01] Red**
Okay...
**[16:02] Pink**
Check this out.
**[16:06] Red**
Wow! All three of them are asleep
in the same pose!
**[16:11] Red**
Is this Ranger resonance?!
**[16:14] Pink**
Lie down in the same pose, Red.
**[16:17] Red**
What? Me?
**[16:19] Red**
Where?
**[16:20] Pink**
Either next to Mugi or Sora,
whatever. But hurry.
**[16:31] Red**
You wanted to take a picture, Pink?
**[16:34] Pink**
Yeah, I thought I'd send it to Black.
**[16:38] Pink**
He likes this sort of thing lots.
***SIGN*** Lookie, lookie
***SIGN*** Red's there because I made him
**[17:08] AI voice**
*Your meeting starts in ten minutes.*
**[17:13] AI voice**
* Black, disquieting movements*
* detected amongst the enemy forces.*
**[17:20] Black**
...awake.
**[17:23] AI voice**
*Black.*
**[17:23] Black**
I'm awake.
**[17:26] AI voice**
*Black.*
**[17:28] Black**
I'm awake.
**[17:32] AI voice**
*No going back to sleep.*
**[17:34] Black**
I'm already up.
**[17:54] Rooney**
*Preparations are complete, General.*
**[18:27] Red**
Nice guy from the Evil League!
**[18:30] Red**
We meet again!
**[18:39] Red**
It's our duty to defeat all of you!
**[18:57] Red**
Let's have a fair—
**[19:06] Black**
Red!
**[19:10] Trigger**
Come get some!
**[19:15] Trigger**
Eat this, Ranger!
**[19:30] Rooney**
Very good. Keep it up.
**[19:32] Rooney**
Let's get some more data
out of those Rangers.
**[19:45] Rooney**
Whoop.
***SIGN*** Panda Fair
**[22:11] Mr. Villain**
* I'm a high-ranking officer*
* of the Evil League, which fights daily*
**[22:16] Mr. Villain**
* to claim the Earth in the*
* name of our home planet.*
***SIGN*** You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter!
**[22:44] Yamano**
Thank you so much!
**[22:48] Harada**
Come again!
**[22:58] Mr. Villain**
* But I would never do battle*
* with the Rangers today.*
**[23:03] Mr. Villain**
*Yes, because after all...*
**[23:09] Mr. Villain**
*it's my day off.*
***SIGN*** Mr. Villain's Day Off