Season 1 E1 - We Need Comfort Too Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Park Ticket Gate [01:52] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [02:01] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. [02:10] Mr. Villain     However... [02:12] Mr. Villain     Today is my day off. SIGN    Tickets SIGN    Panda Enclosure [02:16] employee     The line to view the pandas starts here! [02:20] Mr. Villain     I begin my days off with a delicious meal     and a feast for the eyes. [02:29] Mr. Villain     Cuddly things are excellent for this purpose. [02:37] child A     Mister, aren't you overdoing it? [02:39] child B     That's a lot of pictures! [02:41] Mr. Villain     Once humanity is eradicated,     I'll proliferate the pandas. [02:45] Mr. Villain     Now, the most important thing...     is to get as far as I can from my work. [02:51] Mr. Villain     If I'm unlucky enough to     bump into a coworker in town... [02:55] Rooney     Hey there! [02:56] Mr. Villain     I get myself out of there with     the grace of a shooting star. [03:00] Mr. Villain     Then later... [03:02] Rooney     That was you at the store, right? [03:04] Rooney     You had the hardest time      picking out ice cream. [03:06] Mr. Villain     If they say such things,     I pretend to be clueless. [03:10] Rooney     Oh, maybe it was someone else... [03:13] Rooney     I could have sworn it was you, though. SIGN    Panda Enclosure [03:15] Mr. Villain     With that, my plan is flawless. [03:18] Mr. Villain     However, I must still watch     out for the Rangers. [03:23] Mr. Villain     Those lowly human fools insist     on resisting us at every turn! [03:30] Mr. Villain     And their skills are certainly     not to be taken lightly. [03:43] Mr. Villain     But I would never do battle     with the Rangers today. [03:49] Mr. Villain     Yes, because after all... [03:52] Red     Excuse me, you there. [03:54] Red     You're from the Evil League, aren't you? [03:57] Red     I sense villainous cosmic     energy coming from you. [04:05] Red     Sucks for you, running into     me while I'm on patrol! [04:12] Red     I, Ranger Dawn Red, challenge you to battle! [04:25] Mr. Villain     How about a truce for today, Ranger? [04:31] Red     What?! [04:34] Mr. Villain     I like pandas, you see. [04:37] Mr. Villain     Why fight here and scare the poor things? [04:41] Red     Wuh... [04:44] Red     I like them, too. [04:45] Mr. Villain     You have good taste, Ranger. [04:48] Mr. Villain     By the way, that ticket you're holding... [04:52] Mr. Villain     Isn't that admission for the aquarium? [04:55] Red     W-Well, I... [04:58] Mr. Villain     You couldn't possibly be     at the zoo by mistake [05:02] Mr. Villain     when you're scheduled to patrol     the aquarium, could you? [05:11] Red     How'd you know? [05:13] Mr. Villain     From Uenono Station, get off at the ninth     stop. The aquarium's right there. [05:19] Mr. Villain     Now then, I must be going— [05:21] Red     Um! [05:31] Red     How do I... get to the station? SIGN    Ranger Dawn Red has absolutely     no sense of direction! [05:37] Red     I fail so hard at going     back the way I came... SIGN    Uenono SIGN    Shinanogawa SIGN    Only [06:08] Mr. Villain     Maybe the wait to see     the pandas is shorter by now. [06:13] Red     Oh no! Which train do I take?! SIGN    Ticket Gate [06:20] Mr. Villain     I think I'll go get in line again. [06:24] Mr. Villain     I would never do battle     with the Rangers today. [06:29] Mr. Villain     Yes, because after all, it's my day off. [06:40] Mr. Villain     The convenience store... [06:43] Mr. Villain     A location where one can find     a variety of items, SIGN    Rice ball fillings you're sure to love [06:49] Mr. Villain     from groceries to daily     necessities to publications. SIGN    Recommended [06:54] Yamano     Welcome! [06:56] Harada     Welcome! SIGN    Limited Edition Collaboration Merch SIGN    Ramune SIGN    Ramune SIGN    Ramune SIGN    Animal     Figure     Stand SIGN    Animal     Figure     Stand SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    BLACK COFFEE SIGN    BLACK COFFEE [07:07] Mr. Villain     Why are there so many types     of the same beverage? SIGN    Cup Noodles [07:14] Mr. Villain     The abundant range of goods is striking, SIGN    Bean Jam Bun SIGN    Bean Jam Bun SIGN    Cinnamon Rolls SIGN    Consommé Chips SIGN    Salted Seaweed Chips [07:16] Mr. Villain     as is the way they change out products     with the seasons here on Earth. SIGN    Calligraphy Pen SIGN    Highlighter SIGN    SHAMPOO SIGN    Seasonal Travel SIGN    Simple Sides SIGN    Seasonal      Lunch SIGN    Variety Lunch [07:25] Mr. Villain     Of everything available, there's one thing     in particular that pleases me. [07:36] Mr. Villain     They had red sweet potato soft serve     here until yesterday, and now it's gone?! [07:41] Mr. Villain     And there's another product in its place?! SIGN    Winter Exclusive SIGN    Strawberry Mochi Bar [07:46] Mr. Villain     "Winter Exclusive Strawberry Mochi Bar"?! SIGN    Strawberry Mochi Bar [07:49] Mr. Villain     What the hell is that?! [07:51] Mr. Villain     I believe "strawberry" refers to a red fruit. [07:56] Mr. Villain     Mochi? What is "mochi"? [07:59] Mr. Villain     Does it pertain to texture? [08:01] sfx     DOOM [08:09] Yamano     What's the matter with him? [08:20] sfx     Gloom... [08:23] Yamano     He's devastated! [08:25] Yamano     Can he not find what he wanted? [08:28] Yamano     I'm sorry! I just got done     changing out the stock! SIGN    Yamano [08:31] Yamano     We have plenty of other tasty treats! [08:34] Yamano     Like the strawberry mochi bar! [08:35] Yamano     I recommend it! [08:37] Yamano     Really! [08:40] Mr. Villain     I'll play your game. [08:42] Mr. Villain     There'll be hell to pay if this     strawberry mochi thing tastes bad. [08:46] Mr. Villain     Mark my words, Earthlings! [08:50] Mr. Villain     I'll take these. [08:53] Yamano     Yes, sir! [08:54] Yamano     Oh, nice. [08:56] Yamano     We just started selling these.     They're pretty good. [09:02] Yamano     I recommend them. [09:05] Mr. Villain     Huh? [09:07] Yamano     I-I-I'm sorry, I just... [09:09] Yamano     I like ice cream too, so I can't help     but buy all the new kinds we get in. [09:14] Yamano     N-Nothing beats a winter ice cream break     in a warm room, you know? [09:18] Yamano     Right? SIGN    Now I've done it! [09:27] Yamano     I-I'm sorry! [09:29] Mr. Villain     I'll give it a try. [09:32] Mr. Villain     Since you recommend it. [09:35] Yamano     R-Right! [09:38] Yamano     Thank you very much. [09:44] Mr. Villain     In a warm room, huh? [09:47] Mr. Villain     I've always eaten ice cream in the cold     for fear it would melt. [09:58] Mr. Villain     There we go. [10:32] Mr. Villain     That's not bad. [10:34] Mr. Villain     In the near future, we'll wipe     humanity from this planet. [10:39] Mr. Villain     But maybe I'd be willing to spare     that store until the very end. SIGN    Ranger Collab Meat Buns [10:46] Red     Three Ranger collaboration meat buns      and pizza buns, please. [10:51] Yamano     Coming right up! [10:52] Yamano     Wait, the Red Ranger?! [10:55] Yamano     In the flesh?! Just look at that face! [10:57] Red     And if you don't mind me asking,     is the place on this map near here? [11:02] Yamano     Let's see... [11:04] Yamano     I think that's in a neighboring prefecture. [11:08] Red     Huh? [11:09] Yamano     Huh? [11:10] Red     Huh? [11:11] Yamano     Huh? [11:11] Red     Huh? [11:13] Yamano     Huh...? SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [11:21] Mr. Villain     I am a high-ranking officer     of the Evil League. [11:32] Mr. Villain     Another day off... [12:18] Mr. Villain     Maybe I'll do laundry or something today. [12:27] Mr. Villain     All I have are eggs and milk. SIGN    Choujun [13:00] Mr. Villain     Make the most of your days off. [13:03] Mr. Villain     Take it from me, for I'm an evil mastermind. [13:12] Mr. Villain     There are many creatures here on Earth     that don't live on my home world. [13:18] Mr. Villain     Cats, for instance. [13:21] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     So you're one of those "cat" things. SIGN    Meow [13:24] (Flashback) backgrounder A     Apparently the breed is     "Nor Wegianfor Est cat." [13:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     That's one long-ass name. [13:31] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Its body is long, too... [13:33] sfx      Tremble          Tremble [13:33] sfx     Tremble          Tremble [13:33] Mr. Villain     Dogs are another example. [13:36] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     What the hell are you shaking for? [13:40] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Cold, are you? [13:42] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Hey, go get a blanket. [13:44] (Flashback) backgrounder A     Yes, sir! [13:45] Mr. Villain     But then there's this creature. SIGN    Black-and-White Furball [13:48] Mr. Villain     Just what is this thing? [13:51] Mr. Villain     To find out, I once went out investigating     even though it was my day off. [13:59] (Flashback) kid     I'm first! [14:02] Mr. Villain     This counted as work, by the way,     so I requested comp time to make up for it. SIGN    Okapi SIGN    Maned Wolf SIGN    Pallas's Cat SIGN    Shoebill SIGN    Naked Mole-Rat [14:27] Mr. Villain     What is this place? [14:29] Mr. Villain     There are all kinds of creatures,     not just the black-and-white furball. SIGN    Lions SIGN    Tigers SIGN    Gibbons [14:35] Mr. Villain     Lions and tigers? [14:38] Mr. Villain     Sequestering even large carnivores? [14:40] Mr. Villain     What are you up to, Earthlings? [14:44] Mr. Villain     Could this be some experimental facility?! [14:48] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     We can never let down our guard! [14:49] (Flashback) small child     Mommy. [14:50] (Flashback) mother     No pointing! [14:52] Mr. Villain     No matter. My objective for today     is the black-and-white furball. [14:59] Mr. Villain     But you'll get what's coming to you! [15:03] Mr. Villain     At a later date, this is     what I wrote in my report: [15:08] Mr. Villain     "I'd like to visit again." [15:13] Mr. Villain     Thus did I wind up encountering pandas. [15:35] Red     You, nice guy from the Evil League! [15:39] Red     Thank you very much for the other day. [15:42] Red     Please accept this as thanks! [15:50] Mr. Villain     So you do know the score. [15:54] Red     Is our truce still in effect today? [15:57] Mr. Villain     I would never do battle     with the Rangers today. [16:01] Mr. Villain     Because after all, it's my day off. [16:09] Mr. Villain     Indeed, I value my time off above all else. [16:14] Mr. Villain     Days off should begin with quality     sleep and delicious food. [16:19] Mr. Villain     But what you must remember most     is to get as far as possible from work. [16:25] Mr. Villain     After going shopping     and carelessly running into a Ranger, [16:30] Mr. Villain     then nearly encountering     a coworker at the supermarket, [16:34] Mr. Villain     I got myself out of there     with the grace of a shooting star. [16:38] Mr. Villain     Thus did I flawlessly defend my day off. [16:42] Mr. Villain     But now I'm seething with rage! [16:46] Mr. Villain     It's my day off, and what of it?! [16:49] Mr. Villain     I worked all week with the intent      to have curry tonight! [16:54] Mr. Villain     But they only had extra-spicy      roux and not mild! [16:58] Mr. Villain     I can't eat this! Damn you, Earthlings! [17:01] Mr. Villain     Today's the day I kill you all! [17:04] TV announcer     Coming up, we have a panda special! [17:07] TV announcer     The sheer sight of them enjoying their bamboo [17:10] TV announcer     makes them the stars of the animal world! [17:13] TV announcer     Sometimes they lie around,     sometimes they roll around. [17:17] TV announcer     Our visitors are head over heels     for their charming antics! [17:21] TV announcer     We can't wait for the baby panda's     first public appearance next week! [17:25] Mr. Villain     On this day, cuteness saved the world. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [17:38] Mr. Villain     I have the day off today. [17:41] Mr. Villain     I'm visiting a place called     a "shopping mall." [17:47] Mr. Villain     An enemy attack?! [17:49] Sora/Mugi     Daddy! [17:56] Sora/Mugi     You're not our daddy... [18:02] Sora     Mister! [18:03] Mugi     We want some of that! [18:05] Mr. Villain     Hasn't your family ever taught you     not to accept food from strangers? [18:11] Sora/Mugi     Nope! [18:14] Mr. Villain     How the hell do they raise     kids on this planet? [18:20] Mr. Villain     Okay, but you're getting cups and not cones. [18:23] Sora     How come? [18:24] Mugi     We don't want that. [18:25] Mr. Villain     Cups are safer. SIGN    Prone to falling [18:28] Mugi     Cones are cooler. SIGN    Uncool SIGN    Dumb [18:35] Mr. Villain     That is true. [18:37] Mr. Villain     Order cones then,     but make sure not to drop anything. [18:42] clerk A     Even their dad thinks cones are cooler. [18:47] Mr. Villain     We're going straight     to the lost children center next, kids. [18:52] Sora     Thanks, Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy! [18:57] Mr. Villain     Do not call me that here. [19:02] Sora     Just kidding! Thanks! [19:12] Mr. Villain     Hey, you okay? [19:14] Sora     My ice cream... [19:16] Mr. Villain     I told you to be careful. [19:18] Sora     My ice cream! [19:21] Mr. Villain     Don't cry. [19:23] Mr. Villain     We're almost to the lost child center,     and you'll get to see your daddy there, okay? SIGN    Very much panicking inside [19:28] Mugi     Mister. [19:30] Mugi     I think one of those would cheer her up. [19:34] Sora     It would. Pretty please... [19:38] Sora/Mugi     Mr. Stranger Who's Not Our Daddy. [19:42] Mr. Villain     I told you not to call me that. SIGN    I told you...     not to call me that SIGN    not to call me that [19:46] Sora     Thanks, Mister! SIGN    Ring bell for service [19:49] Mugi     Thanks a lot. [19:54] Sora/Mugi     See you around! [19:58] Mr. Villain     I'm sure we'll never meet again. [20:04] Mr. Villain     Stick close to your daddy from now on. [20:07] Sora/Mugi     We will! [20:08] Mr. Villain     By the time you grow up,     humanity will have perished. [20:13] Mr. Villain     So I shall make it a point to remember     the warmth of your tiny hands. [20:30] Sora     He wasn't as evil as I thought he'd be. [20:32] Mugi     The enemy has all sorts, too. [20:35] Sora     We were just observing him this time. [20:38] Mugi     Yes, and by the time we next meet... [20:41] Red     Mugi! Sora! [20:43] Red     You both came! [20:45] Red     As always, I appreciate it. [20:47] Sora     I'm impressed you made it to the     lost children center by yourself. [20:50] Mugi     You've definitely grown some, Red. [20:54] Red     Thanks! [20:56] clerk A     It's those two kids. [21:05] clerk A     So that really was some stranger     and not their dad...? [21:10] Red     Since we're here, want anything to eat? [21:13] Red     Maybe ice cream? [21:16] Mugi     Not right now. [21:17] Red     No? [21:19] Mugi     We're full. [21:25] Mugi     Blue and Pink will be worried. [21:28] Mugi     Let's not keep them waiting at home. [21:30] Red     Sure. SIGN    Panda     Fair SIGN    Panda     Fair SIGN    Panda     Fair SIGN    Panda     Fair SIGN    Panda     Fair [21:47] Mr. Villain     I'm buying that. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:22] Mr. Villain     Vacant eyes with no intent. [23:25] Mr. Villain     A slow walk. [23:28] Mr. Villain     An adorable ball of fur. [23:32] Mr. Villain     The sweet smell of life. [23:36] Mr. Villain     Black and white inside a cage. [23:39] Mr. Villain     This planet's disease called "cute." [23:44] Mr. Villain     Earth is formidable indeed. SIGN    Earth Is Formidable Indeed E2 - Earth Is Formidable Indeed Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:30] backgrounder Z     Dear Mother in suspended animation     on our distant home planet... [01:35] backgrounder Z     How are you? [01:37] backgrounder Z     I've finally been dispatched to Earth, [01:39] backgrounder Z     and I'm proudly working for the League! [01:42] backgrounder Z     What's more, I received the honor     of being assigned to his unit! [01:51] backgrounder Z     I would love to see you and report     all this to you in person, [01:55] backgrounder Z     but there's no easy way to travel     between our world and Earth. [01:59] backgrounder Z     It's unfortunate. [02:01] backgrounder Z     We are not permitted to utter     the name of he whom we serve [02:05] backgrounder Z     out of reverence for his top-class strength. [02:11] backgrounder Z     Which is why we, his subordinates,     respectfully address him as the General! [02:29] Rooney     Hey, hey! It's lunchtime! [02:32] Rooney     Wanna come with me to the cafeteria? [02:33] Mr. Villain     Shut up. I'm busy. Get lost. [02:36] Rooney     Okay! Too bad! [02:39] Mr. Villain     I should have taken a paid vacation day... SIGN    Public unveiling today!!! SIGN    Uenono Zoo's baby panda [02:46] Mr. Villain     I accepted that only the winners     would get to see this in person today, [02:50] Mr. Villain     but why do a lottery in the first place? [02:53] Mr. Villain     Let the people who want to see it see it. [02:56] Mr. Villain     Right? SIGN    Public unveiling today!!! SIGN    Uenono Zoo's baby panda [03:19] Mr. Villain     The health and safety of     the baby panda come first. [03:24] Mr. Villain     When you're that cute,     there's just no way around it. [03:31] backgrounder Z     Oh man, this never ends! [03:34] backgrounder Z     Everyone else has already gone home! [03:36] backgrounder Z     But I at least need to— [03:37] Mr. Villain     Hey. [03:40] Mr. Villain     You're that rookie who joined up recently. [03:45] backgrounder Z     It's the G-G-G-G-General! [03:50] Mr. Villain     Your shift is long over. [03:53] Mr. Villain     Get the hell outta here. [03:55] backgrounder Z     B-But... [03:56] backgrounder Z     I-I-I just thought... I would     get through... this much, sir! [04:03] backgrounder Z     I apologize for being so slow. [04:12] Mr. Villain     This ain't anything     that needs finishing tonight. [04:19] Mr. Villain     Neither's this. [04:20] Mr. Villain     Or this. [04:21] Mr. Villain     Don't try to bulldoze through it all. [04:24] Mr. Villain     It's gonna take more than a day      for Earth to fall to our planet. [04:30] Mr. Villain     This is a protracted war. [04:32] Mr. Villain     If you don't look after your own mind     and body, you'll burn out someday. [04:38] Mr. Villain     Tomorrow's a day off. Make the most of it. [04:50] backgrounder Z     H-H-H-He spoke to me! [04:54] backgrounder Z     He told me to make the most of it, but how? [04:58] backgrounder Z     "How to spend a day off"... [05:05] Mr. Villain     What? You went to the zoo? [05:08] backgrounder Z     Y-Yes, sir! SIGN    Uenono Zoo [05:09] employee     The line to view the pandas starts here! [05:12] employee     Please come forward another step! [05:17] backgrounder Z     It's so cute! [05:19] backgrounder Z     General, you wrote in a report     that it would be worth revisiting! [05:24] backgrounder Z     So I was wondering what it was like... [05:28] backgrounder Z     I-I'd be honored if you would accept these. [05:31] backgrounder Z     I hear they're popular! [05:40] Mr. Villain     Not bad. [05:43] backgrounder Z     I-I'll be on my way now! [05:51] backgrounder B     Hey, he melted. [05:52] backgrounder C     You okay? [05:54] backgrounder Z     Dear beloved Mother... [05:56] backgrounder Z     I will keep working hard under the General! [06:10] Mr. Villain     A gift from the zoo... [06:24] Mr. Villain     I'm... supposed to chew this up? [06:29] Mr. Villain     Damn you, Earthlings! What barbarism! [06:32] Mr. Villain     It's too cute! SIGN    He decorated his place with them     until the expiration date SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [07:16] Mr. Villain     I... [07:19] Mr. Villain     I want a pet panda. [07:23] Mr. Villain     At times like this when I drag myself home,     exhausted from work... [07:29] Mr. Villain     If only I had a pet panda... [08:02] Mr. Villain     That would rule. [08:05] Mr. Villain     No, wait. "Pet" is rather presumptuous. [08:10] Mr. Villain     Once humanity is no more,     the pandas will propagate [08:14] Mr. Villain     and they will coexist with us. SIGN    Paradise full of pandas [08:17] Mr. Villain     So rather than pets,     won't they be our friends...? SIGN    °His ability to think is negatively      impacted by his exhaustion [08:24] Mr. Villain     With a panda... SIGN    Gaming together [08:27] Mr. Villain     We'd game together. SIGN    Seeing the cherry     blossoms together [08:29] Mr. Villain     We'd go see cherry blossoms together. SIGN    Sharing our troubles [08:32] Mr. Villain     We'd share our troubles. [08:33] Mr. Villain     You must have it rough, too. [08:36] Mr. Villain     What? Not so much? SIGN    Drinking parties [08:39] Mr. Villain     Drinking parties. [08:41] Mr. Villain     Trips. SIGN    Traveling together [08:43] Mr. Villain     How splendid the world will be      with humanity gone... [09:03] Mr. Villain     Pandas... [09:08] Mr. Villain     On this weekday morning, I renewed     my resolve to wipe out the human race. [09:15] Mr. Villain     I wanna take a paid vacation day     and spend it at the zoo... [09:20] Mr. Villain     And so I am. [09:23] Mr. Villain     However, I've encountered a serious dilemma. [09:33] Mr. Villain     What color are panda tails? [09:37] Mr. Villain     It's generally accepted that they're white. [09:41] Mr. Villain     But is that true? [09:43] Mr. Villain     Are they really white? [09:45] Mr. Villain     Their ears and limbs are black,     yet their tails are white? [09:50] Mr. Villain     I won't believe it until I see it for myself. SIGN    °He bought an annual pass [09:54] Mr. Villain     Now show me your tail, panda! SIGN    Fifteen minutes later SIGN    Thirty minutes later SIGN    One hour later SIGN    Two hours later [10:37] Mr. Villain     For two hours, it's just been     sitting there stuffing its face. [10:44] Mr. Villain     But if I stay too much longer,     I'll be in the way of other visitors. [10:49] Mr. Villain     And it could be my imagination,     but I feel like the staff is eyeing me. [10:55] Mr. Villain     Worse, I've taken so many pics,     my battery's at critical. [11:09] Mr. Villain     That was the best shot. [11:14] Mr. Villain     So be it. [11:18] visitor     Look, it's moving! [11:22] Mr. Villain     Oh, right, my phone's dead! [11:28] mother     Mr. Panda sat back down... [11:31] child     Sure did. [11:52] Mr. Villain     I get it. There are days     you just want to sit around. [11:56] Mr. Villain     But can't you turn around real quick? [12:00] Mr. Villain     Only for a second would be fine, Mr. Panda... SIGN    Three hours later [13:19] Mr. Villain     It's white! [13:19] Hiroki     The tail's white! [13:44] Mr. Villain     At a later date, I would write in my report     that it was a long struggle. [13:58] Mr. Villain     Having conquered my serious dilemma,     I've found my way to the petting zoo. SIGN    Petting Zoo [14:04] Mr. Villain     That one has a panda-like pattern. [14:09] employee     Would you like to try     playing with the rabbits? [14:13] employee     Adults are welcome too. SIGN    Petting Zoo [14:20] employee     Just make sure not to stand up     while holding a rabbit. [14:24] employee     We also have guinea pigs inside. [14:32] Mr. Villain     I'm supposed to walk without     stepping on these adorable guys? [14:41] Mr. Villain     What cursed tests these Earthlings concoct! [14:46] employee     Oh, wow! They sure seem to like you, mister. [14:51] employee     You've got him trapped,     so come over here, little ones. [14:56] employee     Try crouching down to touch them. [15:11] Hiroki     It's easiest to pet them on     their backs... To start, I mean. [15:23] Hiroki     They like it down [15:25] Hiroki     the middle of their backs     with the grain of their fur. [15:29] Hiroki     Once the rabbit is used to it, [15:32] Hiroki     they like having places like     their head and cheeks rubbed. [15:36] Mr. Villain     This kid... [15:38] Mr. Villain     It's white! [15:38] Hiroki     The tail's white! [15:44] Mr. Villain     He's the boy who confirmed     the panda's tail color with me! [15:48] Mr. Villain     Are you a zoologist? [15:51] Hiroki     N-No, I'm not! [15:54] Hiroki     I'm still a kid. [15:58] Hiroki     But I would like to become an animal doctor. [16:04] Mr. Villain     Oh, yeah? [16:05] Hiroki     Yeah. [16:07] Hiroki     But Mom said it'll never happen... [16:11] Mr. Villain     Doctor, [16:12] Mr. Villain     could you explain the proper way     to pet them again for me? [16:19] Hiroki     "Doctor"? You mean me? [16:21] Mr. Villain     That's right. [16:24] Mr. Villain     I don't have a clue,      so please teach me, animal doctor. SIGN    Petting Zoo [16:33] Hiroki     Well, you see... [16:50] Mr. Villain     This warmth. [16:52] Mr. Villain     Its perfect heft. [16:54] Mr. Villain     And above all, the feel... [16:57] Mr. Villain     The sensation of stroking it! [17:00] Mr. Villain     To think something so soothing exists... [17:03] Mr. Villain     Earth is formidable indeed. [17:10] Mr. Villain     We could use this at work. [17:14] Mr. Villain     Could it be...? [17:15] Mr. Villain     I wonder if pandas... [17:15] Hiroki     I wonder if pandas are this soft, too. [17:39] Mr. Villain     Once there are more pandas,     I'll see to it we can touch one another. [17:43] Hiroki     Yay! Yay! [17:45] Mr. Villain     When that time comes,     if he's become an animal doctor... [17:56] Mr. Villain     No, even then,     humanity will still have to go. [18:15] backgrounder Z     I bet he's thinking up ways     to wipe out the humans! [18:22] Mr. Villain     What would be a persuasive argument     for getting some rabbits in here? SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [19:08] Mr. Villain     Today's my day off. [19:10] Mr. Villain     I'd love to get myself out of here     with the grace of a shooting star, [19:15] Mr. Villain     but sadly, I missed my chance... [19:19] Red     So we meet again,     nice guy from the Evil League. [19:24] Red     Today's the day you fight Ranger Dawn Red! [19:29] Red     Does that mean our truce     is back in effect today? [19:33] Red     There are no pandas here     and no other pedestrians around. [19:37] Red     Are you trying to escape?! [19:39] Red     I have a mission to defeat you guys! [19:42] Mr. Villain     Just hold on. [19:44] Mr. Villain     I'm serious about the truce today. [19:46] Mr. Villain     I absolutely do not want to work. [19:49] Mr. Villain     But there's a bigger reason     I can't throw down now. [19:53] Mr. Villain     I've got two cartons of eggs      in this reusable bag. [19:57] Red     Eggs?! [19:58] Mr. Villain     I'm currently on a hot spring egg kick. [20:01] Red     Well... [20:02] Red     Hot spring eggs are delicious. [20:05] Mr. Villain     It's hard to make them properly. [20:09] Mr. Villain     I'm still practicing. [20:10] Red     Good luck with that. [20:12] Mr. Villain     Thank you. [20:14] Mr. Villain     Now then, I can't have      my eggs getting broken. [20:17] Mr. Villain     Wait here for a spell. [20:36] Red     No sign of him. [20:38] Red     I wonder if he gave me the slip. [20:40] Red     No, he might come back with reinforcements. [20:44] Red     He's with the Evil League. [20:47] Red     I bet there's no low he wouldn't stoop to. [20:50] Red     But as the Red Ranger,     I have to fight back fair and square. [21:01] Mr. Villain     Use this. [21:04] Red     A weapon? [21:05] Mr. Villain     This, too. You don't have to give it back. [21:08] Mr. Villain     Also, someone I know gave me     more snacks than I can eat. [21:12] Mr. Villain     You take the rest. [21:23] Mr. Villain     As for the station, go straight ahead     and turn left at the third light. [21:27] Red     Th-That's very kind. Thank you. [21:30] Red     How could he tell I was lost?! [21:32] Red     He's amazing! [21:33] Red     But still... [21:35] Mr. Villain     Huh? [21:37] Red     Y-You're really not going to fight? [21:40] Mr. Villain     Certainly not. [21:45] Mr. Villain     Today's my day off, after all. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:22] Mr. Villain     A night when sighs turn     into mist and dissolve. [23:26] Mr. Villain     The convenience store     is a lonely spacecraft. [23:31] Mr. Villain     People impulsively yield themselves to the     Chinese dumplings in the display case. [23:39] Mr. Villain     A warmth that spreads deep within. [23:42] Mr. Villain     There for an instant, then gone. [23:45] Mr. Villain     The fiends of winter. SIGN    The Fiends of Winter E3 - The Fiends of Winter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:54] Mr. Villain     It's cold. [02:07] Mr. Villain     It's profoundly cold. [02:11] Mr. Villain     But if I stay in bed like this,     my precious day off will pass me by. [02:33] Mr. Villain     It's time. SIGN    Adorable baby pandas [03:05] (Flashback) Rooney     Hey, hey! That was you at the store, right? [03:09] (Flashback) Rooney     Hey, hey! It's lunchtime! [03:11] (Flashback) Rooney     Wanna come with me to the cafeteria? [03:29] Rooney     Oh, you finally answered— [03:30] Mr. Villain     You try my patience. [03:32] Mr. Villain     Did you forget I told you not     to call me on my day off, Rooney? [03:37] Rooney     Of course I didn't, General! [03:41] Rooney     Say, you're not showing up on my end. [03:44] Rooney     Wonder why. Is it busted? [03:45] Mr. Villain     Who knows? [03:46] Rooney     Oh, I bet you're doing it on purpose. [03:48] Mr. Villain     This call ends in two seconds     if it's about nothing. [03:52] Rooney     Wait! Wait! [03:53] Rooney     I need to talk to you about an Earth monster! [03:56] Mr. Villain     A monster? [03:59] Mr. Villain     You've got five minutes. [04:01] Rooney     Thank you! [04:02] Rooney     So, I've been looking into some talk     about a monster that appears in the winter [04:07] Rooney     and occupies human dwellings. [04:10] Mr. Villain     Is it powerful? [04:12] Rooney     Very powerful. [04:15] Rooney     It uses warmth to lure in humans,     then traps them in its belly. [04:21] Mr. Villain     It eats humans, does it? [04:24] Mr. Villain     That could work in our favor. [04:26] Rooney     Yes. I was also wondering     if we could use it somehow. [04:31] Rooney     But... I let it get the better of me. [04:35] Rooney     It's already... [04:36] Rooney     devoured me from the waist down. [04:40] Mr. Villain     Why didn't you say so sooner?! [04:42] Mr. Villain     Where are you right now?! [04:44] Rooney     The control room. [04:46] Mr. Villain     Headquarters has already been breached?! [04:50] Mr. Villain     Give me a full report! [04:52] Rooney     You're coming in, General?! [04:55] Mr. Villain     Of course I am! [04:57] Mr. Villain     Try to hold out until I get there! [04:59] Rooney     Oh, and hey! Could you buy     some mandarin oranges? [05:02] Mr. Villain     Mandarin oranges? [05:04] Mr. Villain     Apparently, that's what you     do with this monster. [05:07] Mr. Villain     Yet I completely forgot to prepare some. [05:12] Mr. Villain     So you distract the enemy     with its favorite food? [05:15] Mr. Villain     How could you forget to prepare a decoy? [05:17] Mr. Villain     But rejoice! SIGN    Yumeiro Mandarin Oranges [05:19] Mr. Villain     I just bought a bunch of oranges yesterday! [05:23] (Flashback) middle-aged woman     We always go through     mandarin oranges in no time, [05:27] (Flashback) middle-aged woman     so I buy them by the box. [05:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Makes sense. [05:30] Mr. Villain     Rooney isn't combat personnel. [05:32] Mr. Villain     He stands no chance in an attack! [05:34] Mr. Villain     Damn you! [05:36] Mr. Villain     Damn you, Earthlings! [05:45] Mr. Villain     Rooney! [05:53] Rooney     General! I'm so glad you've come! [05:57] Rooney     Teach me how to free myself     from this wintertime monster! [06:03] Rooney     I'll get cold if I get up, but I've needed     to go to the bathroom for ages now! [06:07] Rooney     What do I do, General?! [06:13] Rooney     You're well-versed in human culture,     so you must know a way. [06:18] Rooney     Oh? You know, I haven't seen you     with your hair down in forever. SIGN    KONK [06:23] Rooney     Ouch! [06:32] Rooney     Behold the winter monster's final form! [06:36] Mr. Villain     Less talking, more peeling. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [07:06] woman     Look! [07:07] woman     It's so cute! SIGN    warm SIGN    warm [07:10] boyfriend     It's a panda. [07:11] woman     Yeah, a limited-edition panda bun! [07:14] Mr. Villain     Panda bun?! [07:16] woman     That convenience store back there had them. [07:19] Mr. Villain     You can get them at convenience stores? [07:22] boyfriend     What's the filling? [07:23] woman     Probably meat. [07:24] boyfriend     We just ate, and now     you're going to have more? [07:27] woman     What can you do? 'Tis the     season for Chinese buns! [07:30] woman     But I also don't want to overdo it. [07:38] woman     Let's go halfsies. [07:39] boyfriend     Jeez, why'd you buy one now? [07:41] boyfriend     But thanks. [07:43] boyfriend     Hey, that's tasty. [07:44] woman     Right? [07:55] Yamano     Welcome! SIGN    Manager Recommended SIGN    Hot Snacks SIGN    Freshly brewed coffee SIGN    Chocolate!! SIGN    Half Off [08:28] Yamano     Have you decided? [08:30] Yamano     We have those limited-edition     panda buns all this month. [08:34] Yamano     They're packed full of meat,     and they're juicier than the regular ones! [08:38] Yamano     I recommend them! SIGN    This month's recommendation [08:40] Yamano     But they're so cute,      it's kind of a shame to eat them. [08:44] Yamano     I feel a little bad doing it, you know? [08:50] Yamano     There I go again! [08:52] Yamano     I'm sorry! [08:53] Mr. Villain     You. [08:54] Yamano     Yes, sir! [08:56] Mr. Villain     You get it. [08:58] Yamano     Uh? [09:03] Mr. Villain     I'll have to build up to it. [09:06] Yamano     Oh, sure... SIGN    A later date [09:09] Yamano     Welcome! [09:24] Yamano     I recommend these, too. SIGN    Original Meat Buns SIGN    You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter! [09:37] Yamano     Thank you so much! [09:46] Mr. Villain     To start, a meat bun. [09:50] Mr. Villain     Sure is small. SIGN    The next day [09:59] Mr. Villain     Today, a pizza bun. SIGN    The day after [10:04] Mr. Villain     Today, a sweet bean paste bun. SIGN    anxious SIGN    anxious SIGN    anxious [10:06] Yamano     Thanks for waiting. SIGN    anxious SIGN    Several     days later [10:10] Mr. Villain     Today, a gourmet pork bun. SIGN    anxious SIGN    anxious SIGN    anxious SIGN    anxious [10:13] Mr. Villain     This has become my after-work treat. [10:15] Yamano     Here you go. SIGN    Several more     days later [10:21] Harada     Welcome. [10:32] Mr. Villain     Today's the day. SIGN    Pork Chunk Buns [10:43] Harada     Thanks! [10:50] Mr. Villain     By the time I worked up the nerve,     they'd discontinued the panda buns. [11:07] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [11:17] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. [11:20] Mr. Villain     But today is my day off. [11:23] Mr. Villain     I stopped by the supermarket     on my way home from the zoo. SIGN    Meat Buns SIGN    Meat Buns [11:30] Mr. Villain     Chinese buns?! [11:32] Mr. Villain     Somewhere other than the convenience store? [11:35] Mr. Villain     And in four-packs? [11:36] woman A     I wonder what I should fix tonight. [11:37] Mr. Villain     What a bargain! [11:38] woman B     Well, how about something warm? [11:38] Mr. Villain     I know what I'm having     for breakfast tomorrow. [11:41] woman A     Good idea! [11:42] woman B     Yeah! [11:52] Mr. Villain     Chinese bun... [11:55] Mr. Villain     Chinese bun... [11:57] Mr. Villain     Chinese bun... [11:59] Mr. Villain     Chinese bun... [12:01] Mr. Villain     Chinese— [12:06] Mr. Villain     Dampen it. [12:10] Mr. Villain     Wrap it up. [12:12] Mr. Villain     One minute in the microwave. SIGN    flat... [12:42] Mr. Villain     At least it tasted like a Chinese bun. SIGN    Meanwhile SIGN    flat... [12:54] Red     My meat bun... [12:56] Red     How could this be? [12:58] Mugi     Red, you wrapped it too tightly. [13:01] Sora     When you do that,     it forms a vacuum that flattens it. [13:04] Sora     I feel sorry for the meat bun. [13:07] Mugi     I'm sure even it wanted to be eaten     in its original fluffy form. [13:13] Sora     And now it's been reduced to this. [13:17] Mugi/Sora     Poor thing. [13:20] Red     Sorry, meat bun! [13:22] Red     This is all my fault! [13:24] Blue     What a fuss to make over a single meat bun. [13:27] Blue     And stop picking on Red. [13:30] Blue     If you two want meat buns,     I'll warm them up for you. [13:33] Mugi     No thanks, Blue. They come out     all hard when you do them. [13:36] Sora     You both suck at this. [13:38] Blue     Gimme a break! [13:41] Mugi     Actually, we have this amazing thing. [13:44] Sora     We always use this to get fluffy meat buns. [13:48] Blue     You should've said so! [13:57] Mr. Villain     To think such a superb device exists... [14:00] Mr. Villain     It's so fluffy. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [14:19] child     Hooray! [16:18] Mr. Villain     Today's a compensatory day off, [16:20] Mr. Villain     and I'm on my way to the zoo     for some soothing panda time. [16:45] Mr. Villain     Hey. [16:48] Mr. Villain     Let me help. [16:52] old man     Well, well. I do appreciate it. [17:11] Mr. Villain     Hey. [17:16] Mr. Villain     Climb on. [17:19] old man     Well, thanks a bunch! [17:22] Mr. Villain     You got a good grip, old man? [17:25] old man     Sure do. [17:27] Mr. Villain     Okay. [17:37] old man     You're such a kind boy, sonny. [17:40] Mr. Villain     "Sonny"? [17:42] old man     Would you lend me a hand again? [17:44] Mr. Villain     Fine by me. [17:46] old man     Good, good. [17:49] old man     You're a good boy. Thank you. [18:08] Mr. Villain     Did he mistake me for his     grandson or something? [18:14] Mr. Villain     Humans are so fleeting, it's painful. [18:23] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-three pandas... [18:26] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-four pandas... [18:29] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-five pandas... [18:32] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-six pandas... [18:36] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-seven pandas... [18:40] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-eight pandas... [18:44] Mr. Villain     Three hundred and fifty-nine... [19:07] Mr. Villain     Where am I? [19:09] old man     Sonny! Sonny! [19:11] old man     Am I glad to see you!     Lend me a hand again, won't you? [19:16] Mr. Villain     You're the old man from today... [19:17] old man     Here, put this on. It's cold. [19:21] old man     Okay, now come with me. [19:23] Mr. Villain     Wai— [19:24] old man     This way! [19:53] Mr. Villain     Old man, do you always do this hard labor? [19:57] old man     Yup, I sure do. [19:59] Mr. Villain     Haven't you reached retirement age? [20:03] old man     I'd like to keep it up, as long as     there are children who believe in me. [20:12] old man     Even if I'm a fairy tale     they naturally forget as they grow up, [20:18] old man     I'm alive in their hearts for as     long as they believe I exist. [20:31] old man     I want to grant their little     wishes, one by one. [20:37] Mr. Villain     Old man... [20:38] old man     And sometimes, I get to meet     kind young ones like yourself. [20:44] old man     Thank you for today,     child of a distant star. [20:50] old man     Merry Christmas to you. [21:06] Mr. Villain     I think I had a dream about     doing hard labor in the snow... [21:10] Mr. Villain     Oddly enough, my muscles feel sore. [21:23] Mr. Villain     Might as well put away the bedding. [21:28] newscaster     Good morning! [21:29] newscaster     Today is December 25th. [21:31] newscaster     That means it's Christmas. [21:34] newscaster     Christmas songs are playing downtown, [21:36] newscaster     there are lights everywhere, and I suspect     plenty of people are out and about. [21:41] newscaster     I hope all of you have a wonderful day. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF [23:22] Mr. Villain     Milky clouds hanging      in the jet-black sky... [23:27] Mr. Villain     Before you know it, they change shape... [23:30] Mr. Villain     and twinkle gently in the light. [23:34] Mr. Villain     At a brief, quiet gathering,     the wind blows and flowers scatter. [23:43] Mr. Villain     A lost child, when spring comes to town. SIGN    When Spring Comes to Town E4 - When Spring Comes to Town Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:58] Yamano     Welcome! [02:05] first-timer     I just joined the workforce this spring. [02:09] first-timer     I was so looking forward to living     on my own the first time. [02:13] first-timer     At the end of the day,     I'd go out drinking with coworkers. [02:18] first-timer     I'd even go to the gym. SIGN    Yomiuri Travel SIGN    Seasonal Travel SIGN    Visit Lovely Islands SIGN    Overseas Vistas [02:20] first-timer     On my days off, I'd visit all     sorts of places for fun... [02:24] first-timer     At least, that was the plan. [02:27] first-timer     But I just don't have the energy. [02:30] first-timer     If I don't stay home and do laundry,     I won't have any underwear. SIGN    Seaweed Lunch (Fish Paste) [02:35] first-timer     I also wanted to cook for myself, [02:38] first-timer     but when I get home,     I can't even manage that. [02:40] first-timer     I can't keep living like this.     It's too expensive. [02:45] first-timer     Yet I end up giving in anyway,     then get depressed over how much I suck. SIGN    Super Energy Jelly SIGN    Super Energy Jelly SIGN    Super Energy Jelly [02:50] first-timer     Sorry. Even failures get hungry. [03:00] sfx     grind grind grind [03:02] sfx     grind [03:08] sfx     grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind [03:08] first-timer     Holy...! [03:11] first-timer     So what they say about dangerous     people downtown is true! [03:14] sfx     grind grind grind grind grind grind grind [03:15] first-timer     I'll have to keep my distance. [03:18] sfx     grind grind grind grind grind grind [03:20] Mr. Villain     Oh, it's you. [03:21] Yamano     Welcome! [03:24] first-timer     He's on good terms with the clerk? [03:26] first-timer     That's odd. [03:27] Mr. Villain     I have a question. Where did     the Chinese bun case go? [03:31] Yamano     The promotion period ended,     so we had to take it down. [03:36] Yamano     We only had them until early April. [03:40] Mr. Villain     Oh... [03:42] first-timer     That is some serious disappointment! [03:44] Yamano     I-I'm so sorry! [03:46] Yamano     I know that was your go-to treat after work. [03:49] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [03:51] first-timer     I guess I'm not the only one who hits the     convenience store on the way home from work. [03:56] Mr. Villain     It was my reward for a hard day's work. [04:00] Mr. Villain     I needed it to get me through. [04:04] Yamano     It's important to reward yourself! [04:07] Yamano     We may not have those buns anymore,     but we got some new frozen treats! [04:13] Mr. Villain     What did you just say? [04:16] Mr. Villain     I'd like to hear more about it. [04:18] Yamano     Follow me! [04:24] first-timer     A reward? [04:26] first-timer     I was so focused on the negative,     I never thought of it that way. [04:34] first-timer     Even if there are things I can't do,     maybe I should just celebrate working hard. SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Super Energy Jelly SIGN    Seaweed Lunch (Fish Paste) [04:47] Yamano     Here's to another day of good work! [04:50] first-timer     What?! Oh, uh, thanks. [04:54] Yamano     Thanks for stopping by! [04:58] first-timer     I bought some pudding! [05:06] first-timer     I'm a hard worker! Go me! SIGN    Another day [05:21] Yamano     Welcome! SIGN    NEW SIGN    NEW SIGN    NEW SIGN    Sakura Pudding SIGN    NEW SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Sakura Pudding SIGN    Sakura Pudding SIGN    Eclairs SIGN    Sakura Roll Cake SIGN    NEW SIGN    NEW SIGN    NEW SIGN    Rice ball fillings     you're sure to love SIGN    Freshly brewed coffee [05:31] Yamano     Oh, we just got those in. [05:34] Yamano     We're running a cherry     blossom-themed promotion, [05:36] Yamano     so we have sakura mochi, sakura roll cake,     sakura ice cream, sakura lattes, [05:41] Yamano     and sakura-flavored milk tea! [05:47] first-timer     I-Is this any good? [05:52] Yamano     I love it! [05:58] first-timer     I'll get one. [05:59] Yamano     Great! [06:07] Mr. Villain     So this is what cherry blossoms taste like? SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Hot Snacks SIGN    Freshly brewed coffee SIGN    Rice ball fillings     you're sure to love [06:49] first-timer     What should today's treat be? [06:58] Yamano     Oh, welcome! [07:01] Mr. Villain     Ah, it's you. [07:03] Yamano     I was just wondering      if you might not make it today. [07:07] first-timer     It's that clerk and Mr. Tough Guy. [07:11] first-timer     They sure do seem to get along well. [07:14] Yamano     You know what? [07:21] Yamano     We got in some new ice cream products! [07:28] Mr. Villain     Please tell me more. [07:30] Yamano     Mhm! [07:37] first-timer     Staring too much would be rude. [07:43] Yamano     This is our new lineup. [07:46] Yamano     I'd especially recommend this one! [07:48] Yamano     It's rich soft serve loaded with fruit! [07:52] Yamano     And look! We've got two flavors: strawberry     adzuki and banana molasses kinako. [07:57] Yamano     Not only do they both taste great, SIGN    Banana Molasses     Kinako Soft Serve [08:00] Yamano     but I think they also make      for one hearty snack! SIGN    Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve [08:05] Mr. Villain     Yes, they both look delicious. [08:08] first-timer     She sure got my attention. [08:10] first-timer     Strawberry adzuki and     banana molasses kinako? SIGN    Banana Molasses     Kinako Soft Serve SIGN    Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve [08:15] Mr. Villain     If I had to choose, I'd go with... [08:18] Mr. Villain     Banana molasses kinako. [08:18] Yamano     Strawberry adzuki! [08:20] first-timer     They're at odds! [08:26] Yamano     There I go again! [08:29] Yamano     I-I'm sorry! [08:30] Yamano     I was so sure you'd prefer the strawberry,      I couldn't stop myself! [08:35] first-timer     What'll we do if Mr. Tough Guy gets angry? [08:39] Mr. Villain     Don't worry. [08:40] Mr. Villain     Your recommendations are     always on the money. [08:44] Mr. Villain     Why don't I buy both and do a taste test? [08:48] Yamano     Oh, wow! [08:50] Yamano     I-I'm sorry!     I didn't mean to make you get two! [08:53] Mr. Villain     It's fine. [08:54] Mr. Villain     Chances are I would've just come back     another day to buy the other one. [08:59] Mr. Villain     Ring me up. [09:00] Yamano     Y-Yes, sir! [09:13] first-timer     For today's treat, [09:15] first-timer     maybe I'll get some of this ice cream too. [09:18] first-timer     Now, strawberry adzuki or     banana molasses kinako? [09:26] Yamano     Thank you so much! [09:32] Yamano     Take care! [09:35] first-timer     I know! SIGN    Strawberry Adzuki Soft Serve SIGN    Banana Molasses     Kinako Soft Serve [09:39] Yamano     Thank you very much! [09:41] first-timer     Sure! [09:49] Mr. Villain     Now then, which shall I try first? [09:52] Mr. Villain     Tomorrow is my first day off in a while. [09:55] Mr. Villain     There'll be plenty of time for indecision. [10:00] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [10:10] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. [10:16] Mr. Villain     But today is my day off. [10:21] Mr. Villain     I'm visiting a place called a café     in search of a thing called "latte art." [10:32] barista     Welcome. [10:44] Mr. Villain     What is that? [10:46] Mr. Villain     Some kind of experimental instrument? [10:49] barista     What can I get you? [10:51] Mr. Villain     One of these. [10:53] barista     Coming right up. [10:59] Mr. Villain     What's he going to do? [11:10] Mr. Villain     Wh-What is that?! [11:12] barista     A siphon coffee maker. [11:14] barista     Pour-over coffee is nice too,     but our café's always done it this way. [11:22] barista     Thank you for waiting. [11:26] Mr. Villain     So there's more than     one way to make coffee... [11:34] Mr. Villain     What now? [11:36] Mr. Villain     What is that sound?! [11:38] Mr. Villain     What the hell is that guy doing? [11:41] Mr. Villain     He has to make all that noise     just to make coffee? [11:49] barista     Thanks for waiting. [11:52] barista     Take your time and enjoy. [12:03] Mr. Villain     Looks just as charming as the rumors say. [12:15] Mr. Villain     How does one go about drinking this? [12:34] Mr. Villain     Wh-What's the meaning of this? [12:39] Mr. Villain     The more I drink, the less panda it becomes! [12:49] Mr. Villain     Latte art... [12:51] Mr. Villain     What a merciless beverage! [12:57] panda     It's all right. [13:00] panda     This is our destiny. [13:30] Mr. Villain     O panda! [13:48] office worker     Barista. [13:50] office worker     Another panda latte for     this customer over here. [13:54] barista     Sure. [14:11] Mr. Villain     I got so worked up over that panda      latte that I bought too much. [14:17] Mr. Villain     It's so heavy it's about     to dislocate my shoulder. [14:20] Mr. Villain     After all, I'm carrying... [14:29] Mr. Villain     a massive amount of milk for making     stew, pudding, and almond jelly! [14:38] Mr. Villain     Stew is, of course,     delicious in and of itself. [14:42] Mr. Villain     But rice gratin, pasta, and omelet rice... [14:47] Mr. Villain     It can be used in such     a wide range of cuisine. [14:51] Mr. Villain     Starting next week, I have     to work a bunch of days in a row. [14:55] Mr. Villain     It'll be worth it to cook     some meals in advance. [14:59] Mr. Villain     Once the pudding and almond jelly are done,     I'll top them with panda decorations. [15:05] Mr. Villain     I had the idea     while drinking that panda latte. [15:11] Mr. Villain     Today, I embark on a trial run. [15:14] Mr. Villain     I anticipate some degree of failure,     so I bought extra milk. [15:20] Mr. Villain     And for the arrangement of all this food, [15:24] Mr. Villain     I'll use the panda dishware I     stumbled across by blind luck! [15:56] Mr. Villain     I've managed to make it back to my building, [16:00] Mr. Villain     yet one final hurdle remains... [16:03] Mr. Villain     The stairs! [16:07] Mr. Villain     Why won't you install an     elevator, Earthlings?! [16:12] Mr. Villain     Nevertheless... [16:16] Mr. Villain     I won't be defeated here! [16:25] Mr. Villain     With each step I take, [16:28] Mr. Villain     these bags bite into my shoulders and hands! [16:34] Mr. Villain     What spiritually taxing toil! [16:37] Mr. Villain     My fingers are about to tear off. [16:41] Mr. Villain     Once I reach the top of these stairs, [16:45] Mr. Villain     I'll start by making stew, [16:49] Mr. Villain     and I'll put it in my panda bowl! [16:53] Mr. Villain     Stay strong. [16:55] Mr. Villain     Don't give up! [16:57] Mr. Villain     You hear me, legs and shoulders?! [17:01] Mr. Villain     I see it now—the end of my long journey! [17:34] Mr. Villain     Hello. [17:36] neighbor     Hi. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [17:48] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [18:00] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. [18:04] Mr. Villain     But today is my day off. [18:08] Mr. Villain     I've come to see the cherry blossoms     as the Earthlings so love to do... [18:14] Mr. Villain     But the flowers have already fallen. [18:21] Mr. Villain     I even went to the trouble     of packing a lunch for this. [18:26] reporter     Seeing cherry blossoms just isn't the same     without a picnic lunch, you know? [19:28] sfx     munch      munch     munch      munch [19:28] Mr. Villain     Hey, hasn't your family ever taught you     not to accept food from strangers? [19:38] Mr. Villain     You were just that hungry? [19:42] Mr. Villain     Some planet this is. [19:45] Mr. Villain     But fret not. I'll wipe out humanity for sure. [19:49] girl     One more? [19:51] Mr. Villain     Have as much as you'd like. [19:55] girl     You here to see the flowers, mister? [19:58] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [20:00] Mr. Villain     Though it seems I'm too late. [20:05] Mr. Villain     Be sure to chew thoroughly. [20:08] girl     I'll show them to you. [20:23] Mr. Villain     Unlike the flora of my home planet,     which retain their flowers until they wither, [20:30] Mr. Villain     this cherry blossom tree scatters     its petals shortly after they bloom. [20:37] Mr. Villain     Humans supposedly find the spectacle elegant. [21:05] Mr. Villain     I see now.     Seeing them fall truly is beautiful. [21:19] Mr. Villain     Did she go home? [21:22] Mr. Villain     After that, I went back several     times with a packed lunch, [21:27] Mr. Villain     but I did not encounter that child. [21:36] Mr. Villain     Perhaps I'll go again next year     when the flowers are in bloom. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF [23:22] Mr. Villain     What does she dress up to go fight? [23:27] Mr. Villain     Even once the uniform comes off,     she can't be true to herself. [23:32] Mr. Villain     A throbbing heart, impossible to conceal     in the midst of natural color... [23:38] Mr. Villain     There was a fake smile on her revealed face... [23:44] Mr. Villain     That magical girl in distress. SIGN    Magical Girl in Distress. E5 - Magical Girl in Distress Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:35] Pink     I am Ranger Daybreak Pink. [01:39] Pink     Transform. [02:00] Pink     I will defeat the Evil League,     which threatens Earth. [02:03] Pink     That's my job. [02:08] Pink     Every day I patrol, and occasionally I fight. [02:13] Pink     Again and again, I send     enemies flying with my strikes. [02:24] Pink     I've had enough... [02:26] Pink     of this hero suit that's     like full-body tights, [02:29] Pink     and of this knock-down,     drag-out fighting style. [02:34] Pink     Because the truth is... [02:53] (Flashback) Pink     They're so cute. [02:55] Pink     The truth is that I always wanted     to be a magical girl! SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima [03:06] Pink     Stupid! [03:08] Pink     You could never pull that look off!     For shame! [03:19] Pink     This is Daybreak Pink. Enemies eliminated. [03:22] Pink     I'm returning to my patrol. SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima [03:30] Pink     Yeah, I'm just not suited for it. [03:38] Pink     It's gone... [03:39] Pink     The keychain I bought because     I'm so into magical girl wands! [03:43] Pink     I had it in my purse as a good-luck charm. [03:46] Pink     Maybe it fell out when I was shopping? [03:50] Mugi     Blue, are you going out to collect Red? [03:52] Sora     You're not going to wait for Black? [03:54] Blue     That's right. [03:56] Blue     Pink, what're you doing? [03:58] Pink     Ugh, Blue. [03:59] Blue     Huh? [04:00] Blue     Oh, you're wearing glasses today. [04:03] Pink     I know this guy would make fun of me if     he found out I had magical girl swag. [04:09] Pink     Not that it's any of your business. [04:11] Blue     What? You know, you never show     so much as a shred of cuteness. [04:19] Pink     Then why not just deal with Red? He's cute. [04:23] Blue     Huh? [04:24] Blue     This is exactly what I'm talking— [04:25] Blue     Ow! [04:29] Mugi     That was bad of both of you. [04:32] Sora     But you should think a little more     before you open your mouth, Blue. [04:36] Sora     Shame on you. [04:37] Blue     Ow! [04:41] Sora     Pink, are you about to go out? [04:44] Mugi     It's almost time for Black's patrol. [04:47] Mugi     Blue can go collect Red. [04:51] Pink     I won't cause any trouble. [05:01] Pink     I know better than anyone     that I'm devoid of cuteness. [05:08] Pink     It's not here... [05:10] Pink     Or here... [05:18] Pink     It's not here either. [05:31] Pink     I'll leave soon. [05:43] Pink     It's nowhere to be found. [05:47] Pink     And the shop is closed now. [05:49] Pink     That leaves... SIGN    Unohara Police Box [05:52] Pink     Um, excuse me. [05:55] Pink     There it is! SIGN    Beware suspicious phone calls! [05:59] police officer     Someone only just came by to drop it off. [06:04] police officer     They just walked out the door,     so they might still be nearby— [06:08] police officer     Look for someone tall in a trench coat! [06:17] Red     I'm home! [06:18] Red     Today I made it back all by myself! [06:22] Red     What's wrong with you two? [06:25] Mugi     If Pink turns to crime, it's Blue's fault. [06:28] sfx     ache ache ache ache ache ache ache [06:30] sfx     ache ache ache ache ache [06:34] Red     Blue, you can't make little kids cry. [06:37] Blue     They're not the ones in tears. I am. [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:37] sfx     ache [06:40] Blue     My legs hurt like hell. [06:43] Blue     And someone was already     giving me a stomachache. SIGN    "someone" [06:47] Red     Sorry. [06:48] Mugi     Can we ask Black to go and get Pink? [06:52] Blue     If she's not back in ten minutes, I'll go. [06:59] Pink     That's not them. SIGN    Unohara     Community     Bus [07:03] Pink     Nope. [07:04] Pink     Double nope. [07:15] Pink     That's the one! [07:17] Pink     Hey, wait... [07:22] Pink     Wait up! [07:30] Pink     Are you the one who turned this in? [07:32] Mr. Villain     Yes. You're the owner, I take it? [07:36] Pink     I, um... [07:38] Pink     Thank you very much. [07:41] Mr. Villain     Take care not to lose      the things you treasure... [07:48] Mr. Villain     Miss Magical Girl. [07:59] Pink     What's with him? [08:03] Pink     Does he know about Magical Girl Angel Anima? [08:10] Pink     That's actually what I've always     wanted to be called instead of a Ranger. [08:25] Pink     I'd better put this away so I don't lose it. [08:30] Blue     Hey. [08:36] Blue     Don't walk around by yourself at this hour. [08:39] Blue     Everyone's worried about you. [08:42] Blue     Find what you were looking for? [08:44] Pink     I did. [08:47] Blue     Okay. [08:49] Blue     Let's go home. [08:51] Pink     You'll stretch out my sleeve. [08:53] Blue     Then start walking. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [09:23] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [09:32] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. SIGN    Panda Enclosure [09:40] Mr. Villain     Today's objective is the     black-and-white furball. [09:46] Mr. Villain     Just you wait, fur-face! [10:34] Mr. Villain     So cute! [10:36] Mr. Villain     What's the deal with this creature?! [10:43] Mr. Villain     I didn't notice when I first came to Earth, [10:46] Mr. Villain     but these days when I walk around, SIGN    Unohara Drugstore [10:49] Mr. Villain     there are pandas everywhere you look. [10:53] Mr. Villain     For example... SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima [10:55] Mr. Villain     they even show up in this "anime"     stuff the Earthlings enjoy. SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima [11:04] Mr. Villain     It figures. [11:05] Mr. Villain     Putting wings on pandas makes     them that much more charming. SIGN    Unohara Shopping District SIGN    Panda Fair Now Underway SIGN    Panda Fair Now Underway [11:28] staffer     The Panda Fair is underway. [11:29] child     Thanks! [11:30] staffer     If you buy a panda product,     you'll receive a stamp. [11:39] child     Thanks! [11:44] child     Thank you, Mr. Panda! [12:02] staffer     Get ten stamps to exchange them for     a shopping district-original panda prize! SIGN    Panda Fair [12:14] staffer     The Panda Fair is underway! SIGN    Unohara Shopping District     Panda Fair Stamp Card SIGN    Panda Fair SIGN    Get a stamp each time you     buy a panda product!               Collect ten stamps and get     an original panda prize! [12:21] Mr. Villain     I see. [12:23] Mr. Villain     You buy ten panda products,     then get a prize on top of that. SIGN    Panda Fair SIGN    Get a stamp each time you buy a panda product! SIGN    Collect ten stamps and get an original panda prize! [12:29] Mr. Villain     That's fabulous. SIGN    Panda Fair     Now Underway [12:40] Mr. Villain     Bread is a must-have. [12:42] Mr. Villain     Although it's hard to know     where to bite first. [12:52] Mr. Villain     Panda sandwich bread?! [12:58] clerk     We'll cut it to your desired thickness. [13:05] Mr. Villain     What an awful threat, Earthling! [13:10] Mr. Villain     Hold on. [13:18] Mr. Villain     That would make even more pandas. [13:25] clerk     Thank you very much! [13:30] Mr. Villain     I made off with quite the purchase. SIGN    Chinese Deli SIGN    Steamed Dumplings SIGN    Everything Buns SIGN    Panda Print Meat Buns SIGN    Panda Print Potstickers SIGN    Chinese Deli SIGN    Unohara Grocery SIGN    Chinese Noodles SIGN    Almond Jelly SIGN    Kiyoya Sweets SIGN    Panda Fair     Now Underway [14:15] Mr. Villain     I ended up pretty much just getting food. [14:23] Mr. Villain     Just one more to go. SIGN    Prize Exchange SIGN    Unohara Shopping District SIGN    Panda Fair     Now Underway [14:34] Mr. Villain     I'd like to trade this in. [14:35] old lady     Sure thing. [14:39] old lady     Please choose which prize you'd like. SIGN    Unohara Shopping District Panda Fair Prize List SIGN    Mug w/ lid SIGN    Tumbler SIGN    Picnic lunch box SIGN    Picnic blanket SIGN    Reusable bag SIGN    Colored pencil set SIGN    Mug w/ lid SIGN    Tumbler SIGN    Picnic lunch box SIGN    Picnic blanket SIGN    Picnic lunch box SIGN    Picnic blanket SIGN    Reusable shopping bag SIGN    Colored pencil set SIGN    Reusable shopping bag SIGN    Colored pencil set SIGN    Prize Exchange SIGN    Unohara Shopping District SIGN    Panda Fair     Now Underway SIGN    Colored pencil set [15:22] Mr. Villain     No, wait. [15:24] Mr. Villain     This isn't easy. SIGN    Mug w/ lid SIGN    Tumbler SIGN    Picnic lunch box SIGN    Picnic blanket SIGN    Mug w/ lid [15:32] Mr. Villain     I'll take this. SIGN    Meat Buns SIGN    Potstickers SIGN    Almond Jelly SIGN    Almond Jelly SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [16:14] Mr. Villain     Today is my day off. [16:23] Mr. Villain     When work gets busy, I inevitably     end up neglecting things at home. [16:29] Mr. Villain     And so, today is... [16:35] Mr. Villain     all about cleaning. [16:42] Mr. Villain     I heard that with vacuums, the suction is     stronger when you pull than when you push. [16:50] Mr. Villain     Dust bunnies readily form     in the corners of rooms. [16:54] Mr. Villain     You've got to be thorough. [17:31] Mr. Villain     There. [17:37] Mr. Villain     Might as well reorganize, too. [17:40] Mr. Villain     That reminds me...     I'm almost out of detergent. [17:45] Mr. Villain     I can throw out this stuff down here. SIGN    The box is empty [18:07] Mr. Villain     I'll hang on to it... [18:34] Mr. Villain     Time for a little break. SIGN    Panda just eats bamboo [18:43] Mr. Villain     They uploaded a special video     shot by the zookeepers?! SIGN    Just filmed! Special video by the zookeepers SIGN    I tried making rice balls that look like pandas from behind! [19:29] Mr. Villain     What nice weather. [19:31] Mr. Villain     I'm glad I hung the laundry out to dry. [19:42] Mr. Villain     This creature... [19:46] Mr. Villain     Animalia. Chordata. [19:48] Mr. Villain     Vertebrata. Mammalia. [19:50] Mr. Villain     Carnivora. Feliformia. [19:53] Mr. Villain     Felidae. Felis. [19:55] Mr. Villain     A cat! [19:58] Mr. Villain     This creature's standoffish attitude and     charm have made it a favorite with Earthlings. [20:05] Mr. Villain     That favor is a weakness! [20:08] Mr. Villain     If we win them over to our side,     they should prove a valuable asset. [20:13] Mr. Villain     And this cat's coat resembles     a panda's to boot. [20:21] Mr. Villain     Hey, cat. Nice weather we're having, huh? [20:31] Mr. Villain     It won't even look my way. [20:33] Mr. Villain     But all the better, Earthlings. [20:36] Mr. Villain     I shall not be dissuaded. [20:41] Mr. Villain     We're newcomers to this world. [20:44] Mr. Villain     Perhaps I sounded too rude to one     who has dwelt here for eons. [20:49] Mr. Villain     In other words... [20:51] Mr. Villain     Isn't today's weather      simply delightful, Mr. Cat? [20:54] Mr. Villain     How'd you like that, feline?! [20:59] Mr. Villain     I earned a glance! [21:01] Mr. Villain     Did you see that, Earthlings?! [21:08] Mr. Villain     O-Oh, of course. It has a different language. [21:13] Mr. Villain     That's so obvious.     How could I have forgotten? [21:17] Mr. Villain     This cat has been sitting here listening     to my unintelligible babble! [21:23] Mr. Villain     How generous in spirit it must be! [21:25] Mr. Villain     I must respond in good faith. SIGN    On patrol SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF [23:22] Mr. Villain     Vega and Altair. [23:24] Mr. Villain     A fleeting rendezvous. [23:27] Mr. Villain     They approach and retreat, like waves. [23:32] Mr. Villain     They're drawn together,     then they part once more. [23:38] Mr. Villain     A small strip of paper for a wish. [23:41] Mr. Villain     The stars twinkle, and the sea resounds. [23:45] Mr. Villain     Those who wish in summer. SIGN    Those Who Wish in Summer E6 - Those Who Wish in Summer Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:31] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer of the Evil League,     which fights daily to wipe out humankind [01:42] Mr. Villain     and claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. [01:46] Mr. Villain     But today is my day off. [01:50] Mr. Villain     On the way home from the supermarket, [01:52] Mr. Villain     I was enjoying some sun in the park [01:55] Mr. Villain     while sorting through my panda photos. [02:01] Hibiki     I'm telling you, this'll be another year     Orihime and Hikoboshi fail to meet. [02:06] Aya     What?! They will too meet! [02:09] Mr. Villain     Orihime? Hikoboshi? [02:12] Mr. Villain     Who the heck are they? [02:15] Mr. Villain     I can't help but get caught up in this     conversation the children are having. [02:20] Hibiki     They totally won't. I mean, it always rains. [02:25] Mr. Villain     If it rains, they can't meet? [02:27] Aya     It might be clear this year! [02:30] Hibiki     The forecast is calling     for rain on the seventh. [02:35] Mr. Villain     They're only concerned about the seventh? [02:38] Mr. Villain     That must mean Orihime and Hikoboshi     have plans to go out that day, [02:44] Mr. Villain     but it keeps getting rained out every year. [02:48] Mr. Villain     They should consider a different date. [02:50] Mr. Villain     Is that the only day they can make it work? [02:53] Hibiki     It's because they spent all their     time having fun, not working. [02:58] Hibiki     They got what they deserve. [03:00] Hibiki     Just like my mom and dad. [03:05] Aya     Hibiki... [03:07] Aya     That reminds me, Hibiki,      aren't you moving on the seventh? [03:12] Hibiki     Yeah, I'm moving in with my grandparents. [03:14] Aya     Is that far away? [03:16] Hibiki     It is. [03:17] Aya     What about your mom and dad? [03:20] Hibiki     They're not going. [03:22] Aya     I'll come see you off! [03:24] Hibiki     You don't have to, Aya. It'll be raining. [03:27] Aya     I'll come anyway! [03:29] Hibiki     You'll get wet. [03:32] Aya     I don't care! [03:34] Aya     I'm not Orihime, so I can come     see you even if it's raining! [03:39] Hibiki     Does that make me Hikoboshi? [03:42] Aya     Or it can be the other way around. [03:44] Hibiki     Either's fine by me. [03:47] Hibiki     I better head home or I'll get an earful. [03:51] Hibiki     Thanks for letting me play this. [03:52] Aya     Oh, you can hang on to it, Hibiki. [03:56] Aya     I'll borrow my brother's, so it's fine. [03:58] Hibiki     I can't, Aya. [03:59] Hibiki     Somebody bought it for you, right? [04:03] Hibiki     I'll try wishing that     someone buys me one too. [04:07] Aya     Hibiki! [04:09] Aya     The seventh, okay?!      I swear I'll come see you! [04:15] Aya     Bye-bye! SIGN    Unohara Shopping District [04:22] Mr. Villain     I never did find out who     Orihime and Hikoboshi are. [04:27] Mr. Villain     But I did learn they're a couple     of worthless layabouts. SIGN    Tanabata     Star Festival SIGN    July 7th     3PM 5PM 7PM SIGN    Concert, Raffle, Fireworks SIGN    Orihime [04:33] Mr. Villain     Is this them? SIGN    Hikoboshi SIGN    Sasamoto Butcher Shop [04:39] older lady     Why hello, mister. [04:40] older lady     Care to write one for yourself? [04:45] older lady     Here. [04:49] Mr. Villain     What do you write on this? [04:52] older lady     What? Don't tell me you've      never used a tanzaku before. [04:56] older lady     You write a wish on it,     then hang it on bamboo. SIGN    May I get to     travel a lot SIGN    May my dog live     a long, healthy life SIGN    May I become an      upstanding adult SIGN    World peace SIGN    May I happen across               a good sauna [05:01] older lady     You can wish for world peace,     the well-being of your household... Anything. SIGN    May I happen across          a good sauna [05:12] woman     What to write... [05:13] woman A     I know! [05:14] Mr. Villain     My wish? [05:14] woman     I'm not sure. [05:15] Mr. Villain     Humanity's downfall. [05:19] older lady     Here, mister. A croquette on the house. [05:21] older lady     Fresh from the fryer. SIGN    Sasamoto Butcher Shop [05:25] older lady     Have some fresh croquettes! [05:28] woman A     Oh, yay! [05:30] woman A     Thank you. [05:31] older lady     I hope your wishes come true. [05:34] Mr. Villain     This is good. SIGN    Butcher Shop [05:57] Mr. Villain     Two croquettes, please. [05:59] older lady     Why thank you! [06:01] older lady     Come back for more, you hear? SIGN    World peace SIGN    May I pass my exam! SIGN    May I get to eat     first-rate yakiniku SIGN    May the two of them get to meet SIGN    May the world      be at peace           -Red [06:44] Red     There. SIGN    May everyone enjoy      good health           -Red [06:46] Mugi/Sora     Red. [06:48] Sora     That's your twelfth one. [06:50] Mugi     How many tanzaku are you going to use up? [06:54] Red     I'm on a roll. [06:55] Mugi     Isn't there only one thing      you should wish for? [06:58] Mugi/Sora     "I want a sense of direction." [07:03] Red     Sorry I'm like that. [07:05] Mugi     It's okay. [07:06] Sora     We've just accepted it. [07:08] Red     That was all I could think of at first, too. SIGN    May Red find his way home     -Blue SIGN    May Red acquire a sense of direction     -Blue SIGN    May Red stop getting lost     -Blue SIGN    Red gets lost so much,     it makes my stomach ache     -Blue [07:11] Red     But Blue already wished for it over and over. [07:16] Mugi/Sora     Oh. [07:18] Red     So I thought I should wish for other things. SIGN    Academic     achievement     -Pink SIGN    I want some tasty ice cream     -Mugi SIGN    I want a tasty crêpe     -Sora SIGN    May Pink get 5%     of my stomachaches     -Blue SIGN    May Blue's stomach medicine      taste ridiculously bitter     -Pink SIGN    May everyone be happy     -Red [07:29] Red     May everyone be happy. [07:33] Red     May conflict cease to exist in the world. SIGN    May conflict cease     to exist in the world     -Red SIGN    May those who suffer     from disease find relief     -Red [07:37] Red     May those who suffer from     disease find relief. [07:41] Red     May the two of you grow up healthy. [07:48] Sora     Then we'll write one that says     "May Blue stop having stomachaches." [07:53] Mugi     Yeah, let's do that. [07:54] Red     Seriously, I'm really sorry. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [12:26] girl     We'll build again! [12:30] Mr. Villain     Yes, we will. [12:32] Mr. Villain     And next time, we'll make them even better. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [12:50] Trigger     I'm Trigger, a higher-up in the Evil League. [13:04] Trigger     I fight day after day here on Earth     in the name of my home planet. [13:11] Trigger     But why must I work with this guy*?! [13:17] Trigger     Everyone calls him the General, [13:20] Trigger     and I hate his guts! [13:25] Trigger     What makes him so like a general? [13:28] Trigger     I'll make him see that I'm better than him! [13:35] Trigger     Why do you go home on foot     amongst the Earthlings?! [13:39] Mr. Villain     It's too early in the day     to go straight home. [13:43] Mr. Villain     Leaping from building     to building draws attention. [13:45] Trigger     We have warp gates, you know? [13:48] Mr. Villain     They're down for maintenance. [13:52] Trigger     Just my luck. Out on stroll     with you out of uniform. [13:56] Mr. Villain     That's right. [13:58] Trigger     What's with that unkempt hair? [14:03] Trigger     Where did the General go?! [14:06] Trigger     Now he looks a little like*     some kind of mascot. [14:13] Mr. Villain     Hey, look! [14:15] Trigger     What's— [14:16] Mr. Villain     Panda crêpes. [14:17] Trigger     Huh? [14:19] Mr. Villain     Look at that. Panda crêpes. [14:22] Trigger     Okay, and? [14:26] Mr. Villain     Is their cuteness lost on you? [14:29] Trigger     I may not get it,     but don't you look down on me! [14:34] Trigger     Hey! SIGN    CRÊPES [14:41] Mr. Villain     One panda crêpe, please. [14:46] Trigger     So the General likes crêpes, huh? [14:49] Trigger     Is the truth that he has a sweet tooth? [14:52] Trigger     How adowable! [14:54] Trigger     If our underlings found out about this,     his image as the General would be ruined. [15:01] Mr. Villain     Trigger. SIGN    Panda Crêpes [15:03] Mr. Villain     I can't get a good shot. Hold this. [15:06] Trigger     Huh? [15:13] Trigger     Give me a warning first! [15:15] Trigger     There's the angle! I need to check     my bangs! I have to be ready! [15:19] Mr. Villain     Don't worry. [15:21] Mr. Villain     Only the crêpe is in frame. [15:23] Trigger     Shut up and eat this already! [15:30] Trigger     What's his deal with the freakin' crêpe? [15:41] Trigger     What're you doing? [15:43] Mr. Villain     I want to eat it, but I feel bad for it. [15:47] Mr. Villain     I can never decide which part to eat first. [16:03] Trigger     Have you been trying     to confuse the heck out of me?! [16:06] Mr. Villain     What's wrong? [16:07] Mr. Villain     You want a crêpe? [16:09] Trigger     No, I don't! [16:10] Trigger     If we're going back to headquarters,     hurry up and eat the damn thing! [16:14] Mr. Villain     Good call. [16:19] Trigger     A coworker I despise     has a side I wasn't expecting. [16:22] Trigger     I did not want to know this! [16:26] Mr. Villain     This is the way I like to spend my days off. [16:29] Mr. Villain     If you happen to catch me on one,     don't speak to me. [16:33] Trigger     Huh? [16:34] Mr. Villain     I prefer to enjoy my time off by myself. [16:37] Trigger     Who'd even speak to you anyway?! [16:39] Trigger     Don't be so full of yourself! [16:41] Mr. Villain     Right. [16:56] Rooney     Hey, hey, General. [16:58] Rooney     About those Earth creatures you like... [17:01] Mr. Villain     You mean pandas? [17:03] Rooney     That's them. [17:04] Rooney     It's hard to see their eyes, isn't it? [17:06] Mr. Villain     What?! [17:08] Rooney     When you're not at work,     it's hard to see your eyes, too. [17:14] Rooney     You kinda match the pandas. SIGN    Didn't take it as an insult [17:27] Mr. Villain     I will leave on time today! [17:29] Mr. Villain     I bought ice cream at the convenience     store and got things together for dinner [17:32] Mr. Villain     because there's a special      panda documentary tonight! [17:36] Mr. Villain     I swear I'm going to watch it live! [17:38] Mr. Villain     I've set it up to record, naturally,      but that's not the point! [17:44] Mr. Villain     On time, on time, on time. [17:46] Mr. Villain     Panda special, panda special. [17:47] Mr. Villain     On time, on time, on time. [17:48] Mr. Villain     Panda special, panda special. [17:50] Mr. Villain     On time, on time, on time. [17:51] Mr. Villain     Panda special, panda special. [17:53] Mr. Villain     On time, on time, on time. [17:54] Mr. Villain     Panda special... [18:02] Mr. Villain     Are you cheering for me? [18:06] Mr. Villain     Thanks. [18:16] Mr. Villain     In the end, something came up     today right before quitting time, [18:20] Mr. Villain     and much to my annoyance,     I had to work very late. [18:25] Mr. Villain     Unfortunately, I have work tomorrow, too. [18:28] Mr. Villain     I need to get to sleep as soon as possible. [18:32] Mr. Villain     But... I can't sleep at all! [18:36] Mr. Villain     My body is clearly in need of rest. [18:40] Mr. Villain     Yet in spite of that,     I find myself wide awake! [18:45] Mr. Villain     I have to sleep. [18:47] Mr. Villain     I have to sleep. [18:50] Mr. Villain     I have to sleep. [18:58] Mr. Villain     It's no use! [18:59] Mr. Villain     Why can't I do it?! [19:01] Mr. Villain     Am I too exhausted? [19:03] Mr. Villain     If I lie here awake too long,     morning will come! [19:06] Mr. Villain     I can't go to work without a wink of sleep! [19:09] Mr. Villain     What a horrifying thought. [19:12] Mr. Villain     The night is so quiet. [19:15] Mr. Villain     It's like being adrift in outer space. [19:20] Mr. Villain     I wonder if those I left behind     on our world are doing well. [19:25] Mr. Villain     I can't let my brethren experience     this kind of isolation. [19:31] Mr. Villain     You know, Earthlings talk of counting     sheep when they can't sleep. [19:36] Mr. Villain     Then I shall count pandas! [19:40] Mr. Villain     One panda. SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue [19:42] Mr. Villain     Two pandas. SIGN    His ability to think is impaired by fatigue [19:44] Mr. Villain     Three pandas. [19:46] Mr. Villain     Four pandas. [19:48] Mr. Villain     Five pandas. [19:50] Mr. Villain     Six pandas. [19:51] Mr. Villain     Seven pandas. [19:56] Mr. Villain     Eight pandas. [19:58] Mr. Villain     Nine pandas. [19:59] Mr. Villain     Ten pandas. [20:01] Mr. Villain     Eleven pandas. [20:03] Mr. Villain     Twelve pandas. [20:05] Mr. Villain     Thirteen pandas. [20:18] Rooney     General! What's the matter? [20:20] Rooney     Your face looks even scarier than usual. [20:23] Mr. Villain     I went beyond the number     of confirmed pandas on Earth. [20:29] Rooney     Say what now? [20:32] Mr. Villain     Earthlings count sheep     when they can't sleep. [20:36] Rooney     Oh, that. [20:38] Rooney     I hear that's because "sheep"     and "sleep" sound similar. SIGN    °This is just one theory [20:42] Mr. Villain     Then pandas were never going to work. [20:45] Rooney     Go take a nap. [20:47] Rooney     I'll let you use my kotatsu monster. [20:50] Mr. Villain     You've still got that out? [20:53] Mr. Villain     Put away your winter things already. [20:55] Rooney     I mean, I can't argue...     but it's so darn comfortable. [21:04] Rooney     General? [21:07] Rooney     Huh? Did you fall asleep standing up? [21:34] Mr. Villain     In my dream, I gazed at the night     sky with a hundred pandas. [21:40] Mr. Villain     I told them that shining star was my home. [21:46] Mr. Villain     Or, I think I did. SIGN    Mr. Villain's     Day Off [23:21] Mr. Villain     An eternal nap is a momentary illusion. [23:27] Mr. Villain     An invitation from a floral garden. [23:32] Mr. Villain     Beyond the carousel, a maze with no exit. [23:40] Mr. Villain     A bustling circus. [23:43] Mr. Villain     A marvelous trip, like magic. [23:46] Mr. Villain     A pandaful weekend. SIGN    A Pandaful Weekend. E7 - A Pandaful Weekend. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:24] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:58] Mr. Villain     This Ranger's quick on his feet. [02:01] Mr. Villain     But not quick enough! [02:37] Red     I can't go down here... [02:39] Mr. Villain     Too bad for you. [02:45] Mr. Villain     I won't let you transform. [02:56] Mr. Villain     Oh, great. [02:58] Mr. Villain     I wound up chasing him right into the zoo. [03:05] Red     Listen, it's dangerous here.     You need to get away. [03:08] boy     Where's my mom? [03:09] Red     Huh? [03:10] boy     I can't find her. [03:12] Mr. Villain/Red     He's lost. [03:23] Red     Stay away from him! [03:25] Red     Children are Earth's future! [03:27] Red     I won't let you harm them! [03:29] Mr. Villain     Oh? [03:43] announcement     Attention all visitors,     we have a lost child report. [03:48] announcement     Keitaro is wearing a striped shirt     and carrying a stuffed panda. [03:54] announcement     His mother is looking for him. [03:56] announcement     If you know of his whereabouts,     please notify the nearest employee. [04:03] Red     Are you Keitaro? [04:06] boy     I'm Kei. [04:08] boy     I like pandas. [04:11] Red     Yeah? I like pandas, too. [04:14] Red     They said your mom's looking for you. [04:16] Red     You'll see her soon! [04:20] Red     Don't worry. Come with me and— [04:21] Mr. Villain     For the lost children center,     go straight and then take a right. [04:28] Mr. Villain     Now get moving. [04:30] Mr. Villain     For the love of pandas, I'll stand down. [04:34] Mr. Villain     But it won't happen again. [04:38] Red     Fine by me. [05:04] Mr. Villain     Something came up. [05:06] Mr. Villain     I wasn't able to complete my mission. [05:08] Rooney     Oh, that's too bad. [05:10] Mr. Villain     I'm on my way back. [05:11] Rooney     Huh? But it's nearly quitting time. [05:14] Rooney     Just call it a day. [05:16] Mr. Villain     No. [05:17] Rooney     Okay, keep up the good work! [05:19] Mr. Villain     Hey. [05:24] Mr. Villain     I still have time. SIGN    New panda merch! SIGN    Panda cookies:     the gift everyone loves! SIGN    Shoebill SIGN    Elephant SIGN    Hippopotamus SIGN    Big Stuffed Animals [05:39] Mr. Villain     It's a universal truth that the creatures     called pandas are charming. [05:45] Mr. Villain     But things made in their image     are also, in turn, charming. [05:52] Mr. Villain     It's only natural that things resembling     the real deal are cute. [05:56] Mr. Villain     But caricatures possess     a charm all their own. [06:03] Mr. Villain     That being the case,     I must prize the way they feel! [06:11] Mr. Villain     Aha, this fur is on the stiff side. [06:17] Mr. Villain     Rather than soft, it feels substantial. [06:20] Mr. Villain     That's pretty good. [06:23] Mr. Villain     Now for the caricatured one. [06:27] sign     sqwoosh [06:34] Mr. Villain     What is this? [06:34] sign     skoosh [06:34] sign     skoosh [06:36] Mr. Villain     This softness that tickles the skin? [06:40] Mr. Villain     It makes me... want to     keep touching it forever! [06:55] Mr. Villain     How can this be? [06:57] Mr. Villain     Now I'm unable to put it down. [07:00] Mr. Villain     I have no choice but to buy it! [07:21] sign     TA-DA [07:24] clerk     Are these gifts for someone? [07:25] Mr. Villain     They're for me. [07:30] announcement     We're so grateful you came to our zoo today. [07:36] announcement     We look forward to your next visit. [07:45] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [07:45] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [08:06] Rooney     Why not head on home? [08:10] Mr. Villain     I'm not done with work yet. [08:12] Rooney     Yeah, that exec meeting did run long. [08:15] Rooney     Oh, that reminds me. [08:16] Rooney     You know those creatures you like, General? [08:19] Mr. Villain     They're pandas. [08:20] Rooney     Yeah, pandas. Don't they have three     habitats within our territory? [08:26] Rooney     Except I heard there might be another. [08:29] Mr. Villain     What did you just say? [08:32] Rooney     To be precise, there are apparently     panda-like things there. [08:37] Mr. Villain     And where is this? [08:40] Rooney     Well, you see, right here. [08:44] Mr. Villain     If there really are pandas there... [08:48] Mr. Villain     I'll go see them with my own eyes! [08:50] Mr. Villain     Just you wait, pandas! [08:56] Rooney     Uh, you should get some rest... SIGN    Toyokan SIGN    Asakusa Gate SIGN    Asakusa Hanayashiki [09:35] Mr. Villain     I arrived too early. SIGN    Regular Mail SIGN    Non-Standard Sizes [09:51] Mr. Villain     Might as well get in line. SIGN    Asakusa Gate SIGN    Exit SIGN    Enter [10:18] Mr. Villain     Where are the pandas? [10:21] Mr. Villain     This doesn't look like a place     that would have pandas. [10:24] Mr. Villain     Oh, Rooney... [10:26] Mr. Villain     I hope you weren't just     half-asleep and seeing things. [10:32] Mr. Villain     Might as well investigate anyway. [10:34] woman     Let's hurry! [10:35] boyfriend     The rides will be there     whether we hurry or not. [10:38] woman     But since we're here, it'd be a waste     if we didn't ride lots of them! [10:43] boyfriend     Then why don't we get free passes? [10:45] woman     Let's! [10:49] woman     Come on! [10:51] Mr. Villain     Is riding the rides what people do here? [10:56] Mr. Villain     My ultimate goal is to find the pandas. [10:59] Mr. Villain     But it wouldn't be good to make     the Earthlings suspicious. [11:05] Mr. Villain     One adult free pass. [11:08] girl     Again! [11:09] girl     Let's get on the merry-go-round again! [11:11] mother     Again? How about something else? [11:14] girl     No! I wanna ride Mr. Horsey again! [11:17] Mr. Villain     They have a horsey here? [11:17] girl     Mr. Horsey is my favorite! [11:19] Mr. Villain     In that case, maybe there are pandas. [11:20] girl     Can't I ride him one more time?! SIGN    Boarding     Zone [11:32] Mr. Villain     I guess I'll try riding Mr. Horsey. [12:12] Mr. Villain     Again? [12:14] Mr. Villain     Why do the Earthlings wave at me? SIGN    Haunted House SIGN    Haunted House [13:08] Mr. Villain     What sort of training     is this supposed to be? [13:12] Mr. Villain     The pandas are nowhere to be found! SIGN    Exit [13:20] child A     That was so much fun! SIGN    Exit [13:22] child B     Let's ride it again! [13:23] child A     Yeah! [13:36] Mr. Villain     Always be wary of Earthlings. [13:39] Mr. Villain     Letting children ride these things... [13:41] Mr. Villain     This had better not be some     Ranger training facility! [13:45] Mr. Villain     What is this place? [13:54] old man     Is it your first time here, mister? SIGN    Roller Coaster [14:02] old man     Amusement parks are where      everyone can be a child. [14:07] old man     You know, I come here from time to time. [14:12] old man     Not that I can handle any of the rides. [14:16] old man     See, take a look. [14:21] old man     The place is overflowing     with smiles and happiness. [14:26] old man     It's a space far removed from everyday life. [14:30] old man     Oddly enough, it makes     everyone a bit childlike. [14:35] old man     When I come here and watch people     enjoying their all-too-brief days off, [14:41] old man     it really takes me back. [14:46] boy     Hey, did you know? [14:49] boy     They have pandas here! [14:51] boy     I love riding them! [14:57] boy     Grandpa! [15:03] boy     Hey, let's go over there! [15:05] Mr. Villain     What was that all about? [15:09] Mr. Villain     Apparently amusement parks aren't*     Ranger training facilities. [15:13] Mr. Villain     I should have asked him*     where the pandas are. SIGN    Kids Ninja Park SIGN    Souvenir Shop Hanamaru SIGN    Souvenirs [15:33] Mr. Villain     Panda snacks and stationery. [15:37] Mr. Villain     Panda badges and stickers. [15:40] Mr. Villain     What's with this comprehensive     line-up of panda goods?! [15:46] Mr. Villain     This is a panda tail? [15:49] Mr. Villain     Are the pandas that live here a     new species with black tails? [15:58] Mr. Villain     What's the meaning of this?! [16:00] Mr. Villain     Pandas imprisoned inside tiny capsules?! [16:05] Mr. Villain     Curse your evildoing, Earthlings! [16:09] Mr. Villain     But never fear, pandas! [16:11] Mr. Villain     I shall swiftly come to your aid! [16:15] Mr. Villain     No panda left behind! [16:18] Mr. Villain     All of you! [16:24] sign     Pandas! [16:28] Mr. Villain     Now you are free. [16:31] Mr. Villain     But why are you nearly all identical? [16:35] Mr. Villain     So long as you're cute. [16:37] Mr. Villain     Oh, right. I must hurry and find     the black-tailed pandas. [16:42] Mr. Villain     Where are they? [16:44] Mr. Villain     Where are you, pandas? [16:47] Mr. Villain     I will find you, no matter what! [16:53] Mr. Villain     Pandas... [16:55] Mr. Villain     Where could you and your black tails be? [16:59] staffer     Pardon me, sir. [17:02] staffer     Is something troubling you? [17:05] Mr. Villain     I'm looking for the pandas. [17:08] staffer     The pandas? [17:09] staffer     Oh, of course! [17:12] staffer     I'll show you the way. [17:24] Mr. Villain     The black-tailed pandas are hidden     beyond this narrow passage? [17:38] staffer     This is where you get on the panda cars. [17:45] Mr. Villain     What the?! [17:48] Mr. Villain     What are these? [17:50] Mr. Villain     Pandas? [17:51] Mr. Villain     These are pandas? [17:52] Mr. Villain     There's even a cub! [17:55] Mr. Villain     You mean... these pandas let     you ride on their backs? [18:29] Rooney     Oh, so they're a ride. [18:33] Mr. Villain     Yes. Earth has many wonders     not found on our home planet. [18:38] Mr. Villain     Further investigation is required. [18:42] Rooney     What's this? [18:43] Mr. Villain     A panda car. [18:45] Rooney     It has a black tail. [18:47] Mr. Villain     Yeah. But real pandas have white tails. [18:51] Rooney     So why do the panda cars have black ones? [18:55] Mr. Villain     Beats me. I have no idea what     goes through the Earthlings' heads. [19:01] Rooney     It's cute, though. [19:04] Mr. Villain     You got that right. [19:12] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [19:12] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [19:22] Mr. Villain     I've already visited this     Earth zoo dozens of times. [19:27] Mr. Villain     Lately, I've mainly been observing     the differences in the panda's faces. SIGN    Annual pass     holder [19:49] Mr. Villain     This female panda has graceful features. [19:52] Mr. Villain     And this male over here... [20:00] Mr. Villain     has almond-shaped eyes and angular features. [20:03] Mr. Villain     He looks dignified. [20:05] Mr. Villain     Yes, he's a handsome one in the panda world. [20:09] Mr. Villain     But he reminds me of someone... [20:12] Mr. Villain     Especially those eyes. [20:21] Mr. Villain     He looks vaguely like my coworker Trigger. [20:24] Mr. Villain     I think... No! [20:27] Mr. Villain     Being reminded of colleagues     on my day off violates my creed! SIGN    His creed:     Disconnect     from work     on days off [20:32] Mr. Villain     My creed? Disconnect from work on days off. [20:46] Mr. Villain     Once again, I have outdone my best shot. [20:49] Mr. Villain     All thoughts of coworkers     quickly fled my mind. SIGN    Back to work [20:59] Trigger     Ugh! [21:00] Trigger     That's the last mug I wanted to see. [21:08] Trigger     What, got nothin' to say? [21:12] Trigger     Don't just stand there in my way! [21:15] Trigger     Are you listening?! [21:17] Trigger     Hey! [21:31] Trigger     The hell're you laughin' at?! [21:35] backgrounder B     Sir! [21:36] backgrounder A     Please calm down! [21:38] backgrounder D     T-Trigger, sir! [21:40] backgrounders     Whoa, whoa... [21:42] Trigger     You'll pay for this, you creep! [21:46] Trigger     I swear I'll reduce you to tears. [23:20] sign     Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:20] sign     MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF [23:22] Mr. Villain     Tidings from Valencia. [23:25] Mr. Villain     The navel bulge. [23:28] Mr. Villain     A mandarin smile. [23:32] Mr. Villain     The lovely tangor. [23:34] Mr. Villain     The captivating tangerine. [23:38] Mr. Villain     Eyes of marmalade. [23:41] Mr. Villain     The melody of an incomplete symphony. [23:45] Mr. Villain     Gifts in the season of white. SIGN    Gifts in the Season of White E8 - Gifts in the Season of White Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [02:19] Mr. Villain     And that's the dream I had. [02:25] Rooney     Dreams are a manifestation     of one's deep psyche. [02:28] Rooney     Has something shocking     happened to you, General? [02:35] Mr. Villain     Yes. SIGN    Panda Collection 10 SIGN    I Want to Be a Panda SIGN     Cute Pandas, Fluffy and Soft SIGN    Panda Collection 10 [03:00] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Oh? [03:56] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     I think I'll make some coffee. SIGN    One notification SIGN    Now SIGN    An announcement from the Uenono Zoo [04:11] announcer     There's been a decision     to return the pandas. [04:14] announcer     The pandas have been a popular     attraction for the zoo, [04:18] announcer     so we interviewed people on the street     to see the reaction to this development. [04:24] announcer     Here's the footage now. [04:30] Mr. Villain     The damage inflicted was surprisingly severe. [04:34] Mr. Villain     My knees still hurt. [04:38] Rooney     Ah, so that's what's up. [04:41] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [04:57] Rooney     I'm prepared now. [05:00] Mr. Villain     You sure about this? [05:04] Rooney     Right back at you, General. [05:28] Mr. Villain     What's that supposed to be? [05:36] Mr. Villain     What... the... [05:43] Mr. Villain     He hollowed out the skin     and closed it back up [05:48] Mr. Villain     so it would look like a perfectly     untouched mandarin orange?! [05:54] Rooney     You should never show your hand. [05:57] Rooney     And what's that you've made, General? [06:00] Rooney     A dog or something? [06:04] Mr. Villain     You underestimate me. [06:11] Rooney     What secret plan gives you such confidence? [06:16] Mr. Villain     That's right! Be afraid! [06:31] Rooney     A panda?! [06:34] Rooney     Well done, General. [06:36] Rooney     I'll have to get serious too. [06:41] Rooney     It's on! [06:43] Rooney     A caterpillar! [06:48] Mr. Villain     A flower. [06:51] Rooney     I haven't lost yet. [06:54] Mr. Villain     Bold words. [06:57] Rooney     Here goes... [07:00] Rooney     A turtle! [07:03] Mr. Villain     An elephant! [07:04] Rooney     A crab! [07:06] Mr. Villain     A lobster! [07:07] Rooney     A helicopter! [07:09] backgrounder A     What are they doing? [07:11] Mr. Villain     A car! [07:12] backgrounder Z     Thinking up new weaponized      life forms, perhaps? [07:15] backgrounder A     Who can say? [07:26] Mr. Villain     You're better than I expected. [07:31] Rooney     I get the job done when it counts. [07:42] Rooney     This will be the final round. [07:45] Mr. Villain     Fine by me. [07:48] Rooney     General! [07:51] Mr. Villain     Let's see it! [08:05] Rooney     A kotatsu monster! [08:07] Mr. Villain     An Earthling! [08:10] Mr. Villain     Oho. [08:12] Rooney     Wow, look at that! [08:14] Rooney     How's he standing up?! [08:16] Rooney     I want to make one, too! [08:18] Rooney     Oh, but now we're all out of oranges... [08:24] Mr. Villain     I had a feeling this would happen. [08:27] Rooney     Don't tell me... SIGN    Delicious Yumeiro Mandarin Oranges [08:31] Mr. Villain     I bought an extra box! [08:34] Rooney     General! [08:36] Mr. Villain     No need to thank me. However... [08:39] Rooney     Yeah. [08:42] Rooney     We'll have to eat all these. [08:45] Mr. Villain     Yep. [08:52] Rooney     They always taste so good! [08:57] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [08:59] Mr. Villain     I wonder if the rest of the gang would enjoy     it if we taught them how to make these. [09:11] Trigger     There. [09:15] backgrounder A     Trigger, sir. [09:16] backgrounder A     I brought the documents. [09:21] Trigger     What's that creature?! [09:24] backgrounder A     Oh, it's a mandarin orange. [09:26] backgrounder A     Rooney taught me how to make this. [09:33] Trigger     Don't teach them things     that'll cause confusion! SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [10:00] Rooney     General! [10:02] Rooney     Wanna do that "Christmas     present exchange" thing? [10:06] Mr. Villain     Huh? [10:08] Rooney     Don't Earthlings do something     like that at "Christmastime"? [10:13] Rooney     We do need to get a handle     on the Earthlings' tastes, you know. SIGN    GAB SIGN    GAB SIGN    GAB SIGN    GAB SIGN    GAB [10:17] Rooney     Well, I've got a meeting now. [10:19] Rooney     We'll talk details later! [10:26] Mr. Villain     What? [10:29] Mr. Villain     A present? [10:41] Mr. Villain     Present...? SIGN    Get your Christmas cake at Hope Mart [10:53] Mr. Villain     Presen... [11:03] Mr. Villain     Pres... SIGN    brush SIGN    brush [11:10] Mr. Villain     Pre... [11:25] Mr. Villain     Pr... [11:49] Santa     The secret to choosing a present? [11:51] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [11:52] Mr. Villain     Isn't that your specialty, old man? [11:56] Santa     Let's see... [11:58] Santa     Picture the recipient's smiling face     as you choose. [12:03] Santa     That's what I do. [12:06] Mr. Villain     Their face? [12:11] Santa     The joy on their face when they see the gift. [12:14] Santa     When they open it, exclaim in surprise,      and then smile again... [12:20] Santa     Ah, that makes me so happy. [12:29] Mr. Villain     Do you select presents so you     yourself can feel happy? [12:35] Santa     Hmm? [12:39] Santa     Well, well. [12:41] Santa     You know, you might be right. [12:46] Santa     Both parties receive joy. [12:49] Santa     Maybe that's what gift-giving is all about. [12:58] Rooney     General! [12:59] Rooney     Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General!     Hey, hey, General! Hey, hey, General! [13:23] Mr. Villain     Now I get it. [13:42] Rooney     So, General... [13:44] Rooney     Are you sure you're ready? [13:48] Mr. Villain     Who do you think you're talking to? [13:52] Rooney     I'd expect no less from you. [13:54] Rooney     Now, let's get this over with. [14:01] Mr. Villain/Rooney     Merry Christmas! SIGN    Mandarins [14:27] Rooney     Perhaps we're too like-minded? [14:29] Mr. Villain     I'll never live this down. [14:31] Rooney     You say that now, [14:34] Rooney     but let's do this again next year! [14:36] Rooney     We can get all the higher-ups to take part. [14:39] Mr. Villain     Huh? [14:42] Mr. Villain     Not bad. [14:45] Rooney     Tasty, right? [14:48] Rooney     But there are so many of them,     we should share with everyone. [14:57] Rooney     You guys! [14:58] Rooney     We have mandarins in the control room! [15:00] Rooney     Help yourselves! [15:02] backgrounder     Sweet! [15:02] backgrounder     Thank you, sir! [15:08] backgrounder B     Where'd you get those? [15:10] backgrounder C     The control room. [15:14] backgrounder C     Here, you can have one. [15:15] backgrounder B     Really? You sure? [15:18] Trigger     What do they have now? [15:22] Trigger     Hey, Rooney! [15:26] Rooney     Yeah? [15:28] Mr. Villain     Sorry, Trigger. We just ran out. [15:33] Trigger     Huh? [15:42] Mr. Villain     You'll have to settle for this. [15:48] Mr. Villain     It's milk flavored. [15:51] Trigger     Well, I don't want it! [16:47] Mugi     Sora. [16:48] Mugi     Sora, wake up. [16:59] Mugi     Hey, Sora. [17:00] Mugi     There are presents. [17:13] Sora     You're right. [17:15] Mugi     They were just there. [17:17] Sora     Can we open them now? [17:19] Mugi     But it's still dark outside. [17:26] Sora     We'll wait until it's     a little lighter out, then. [17:30] Mugi     Yeah, just a little longer. [17:44] Pink     This is the one I wanted. [17:48] Blue     Black. [17:50] Red     Why did I get one, too? [17:52] Blue     I'm in my twenties, you know. [18:00] Black     From Santa's point of view,      we never grow up. [18:05] Blue     Huh? SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [18:45] Mr. Villain A     Let us begin the meeting. [18:53] Mr. Villain A     The topic is befriending pandas, [18:55] Mr. Villain A     which we'll proliferate     after humanity is exterminated. [18:59] Mr. Villain B     Objection. [19:01] Mr. Villain A     Yes, the me who likes white bears? [19:04] Mr. Villain B     While calling them "white bears" is charming, [19:07] Mr. Villain B     I prefer to call the name polar bears. [19:10] Mr. Villain A     Call them whatever you like. [19:12] Mr. Villain B     I recommend we proliferate polar bears     after humanity's downfall, not pandas. [19:21] Mr. Villain C     Objection! [19:22] Mr. Villain D     Objection. [19:23] Mr. Villain A     Yes, the me who likes red pandas [19:26] Mr. Villain A     and the me who likes grizzlies? [19:28] Mr. Villain C     Since white bear me already went there,     I say it's red pandas we should increase! [19:30] Mr. Villain B     Polar bear! [19:33] Mr. Villain C     Behold this lovable form! [19:37] Mr. Villain D     No! [19:38] Mr. Villain D     I endorse the grizzly! [19:41] Mr. Villain D     Their strength will be     an asset to our home world! [19:45] Mr. Villain D     They're cool and cute!     The strongest of them all! [19:50] Mr. Villain E     Just a moment. [19:52] Mr. Villain A     Yes, the me who likes teddy bears? [19:54] Mr. Villain E     For the most part,     we collectively like bears. [19:57] Mr. Villain E     Let's make them all into teddies     and decorate with them. [20:01] Mr. Villain D     I don't know what you're talking about! [20:01] another Mr. Villain     Be quiet! [20:02] another Mr. Villain     Get real! [20:03] Mr. Villain C     The red panda isn't in the Ursidae     family! It's an Ailuridae! [20:03] another Mr. Villain     We're talking about living things here! [20:07] Mr. Villain F     May I speak too? [20:08] Mr. Villain A     Yes, the me who likes Chinese buns? [20:10] dumpling     I taste great! [20:12] Mr. Villain F     Chinese buns are enjoyed both     for their flavor and adorable shape. [20:16] Mr. Villain F     We should take over a production line     so we can still eat them post-humanity. [20:21] Mr. Villain A     I approve. [20:22] Mr. Villain D     Seconded! [20:22] Mr. Villain B     Well said! [20:23] another Mr. Villain     Seconded! [20:23] Mr. Villain C     Agreed! [20:24] another Mr. Villain     Seconded. [20:25] Mr. Villain E     Well played, me who likes Chinese buns. [20:26] another Mr. Villain     Seconded! [20:27] another Mr. Villain     I'd like to speak, too! [20:28] another Mr. Villain     Me, too! [20:28] another Mr. Villain     And me! [20:29] another Mr. Villain     I want to be heard as well. [20:30] another Mr. Villain     We should go with rabbits! [20:32] another Mr. Villain     Wait! First we need to talk about dogs! [20:32] another Mr. Villain     Badgers aren't bad, either. [20:34] another Mr. Villain     Those are in Mustelidae! [20:34] another Mr. Villain     Listen to me first! [20:35] another Mr. Villain     Ferrets are uncommonly cute, too! [20:36] another Mr. Villain     What about kangaroos?! [20:38] another Mr. Villain     What about squirrels? [20:39] another Mr. Villain     Sun bears are awesome, too! [20:39] another Mr. Villain     Listen to what I'm saying! [20:40] another Mr. Villain     I say we spread sweet potato soft serve. [20:43] another Mr. Villain     I'm of the same opinion. [20:43] another Mr. Villain     Then I say we make the winter-exclusive     strawberry mochi bar year-round. [20:45] another Mr. Villain     I second that. [20:47] another Mr. Villain     Makes sense to me. [20:49] Mr. Villain A     This is getting us nowhere. [20:52] Mr. Villain G     You guys are so noisy. [21:00] Mr. Villain A     The me who likes cats! [21:03] Mr. Villain G     Today, I'm gonna school you     on the appeal of cats. [21:10] another Mr. Villain     Say what?! [21:11] another Mr. Villain     Be quiet! [21:12] another Mr. Villain     Don't do it! [21:13] another Mr. Villain     Shut up! [21:13] another Mr. Villain     All of us here already know all about that! [21:14] another Mr. Villain     You dastardly villain! [21:17] Mr. Villain G     So, about cats... [21:19] all the others     S-Stop! SIGN    rub... SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:21] Mr. Villain     A cat's young: a kitten. [23:24] Mr. Villain     A lion's young: a cub. [23:28] Mr. Villain     Toyed with by a devil and an angel. [23:32] Mr. Villain     Nailed by a beanshooter. [23:34] Mr. Villain     Even ogres cry. [23:40] Mr. Villain     The answer is in the wind. [23:44] Mr. Villain     The way of desire. SIGN    The Way of Desire E9 - The Way of Desire Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:30] Mr. Villain     Lately I've been seeing a stray cat     around my usual convenience store. SIGN    You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter! SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient [01:53] Mr. Villain     Kitty... [02:04] Black     Hello. [02:07] Mr. Villain     Hello. [02:30] Mr. Villain     The kitty is as adorable as ever today. [02:33] Mr. Villain     I can't take my eyes off that tail,     with its mind of its own. [02:37] Mr. Villain     You look so smooth and soft. [02:41] Mr. Villain     If I had my way, I would so pet you. [02:54] Black     What, are you still hungry? [02:57] Black     Sorry, but that's all I have on me today. [03:01] Black     I'll bring more next time. [03:04] Mr. Villain     Th-This guy makes it look so easy! [03:09] Mr. Villain     And here I've never gotten     to pet it even once! [03:14] Mr. Villain     What entices it so?! [03:18] Black     All righty. [03:20] Black     It's time for me to get going. [03:27] Mr. Villain     Wait... [03:33] Black     Take this, if you'd like. [03:36] Mr. Villain     What is that? [03:39] Black     The cat loves this stuff. [03:43] Mr. Villain     Winning it over with its favorite foods? [03:46] Mr. Villain     That's sneaky, Earthling! [03:50] Mr. Villain     But you said you didn't     have anything else today. [03:54] Black     Oh, yeah. [03:55] Black     I completely forgot I had that in my pocket. [04:11] Mr. Villain     Let's see if what you say is true, Earthling! [04:19] Mr. Villain     How about some dessert, kitty? [04:27] Mugi     Welcome home, Black. [04:31] Sora     Good morning, Black. [04:34] Black     Mugi. [04:35] Black     Sora. [04:37] Black     Thanks, and good morning. [04:40] Black     What are you two doing up? [04:42] Mugi     We have to get up this early these days,      or else we'll never see you. [04:46] Sora     You're always asleep when we're awake. [04:50] Black     Sorry about that. [04:52] Mugi     Since we haven't seen you in so long,     we wouldn't mind if you carried us. [05:02] Black     You two have gotten heavy. [05:05] Black     Ouch. [05:07] Black     Where'd that kick come from? [05:09] Sora     Straight from Pink. [05:10] Black     Sounds about right. SIGN    Schedule [05:28] Black     I couldn't resist that cat.     It reminded me of these two. [05:41] Black     But he does seem to frequent that store,     just like the reports say. [05:46] Black     He was an odd one. [05:48] Black     I guess he likes cats? [05:56] Mr. Villain     How can this be? [06:01] Mr. Villain     Kitty's going to town on this thing     like nothing I've ever seen! [06:07] Mr. Villain     I'm so grateful, Earthling! SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Fortune [06:19] Red     Nice guy from the Evil League! [06:21] Red     You can forget about a truce today! [06:27] Red     Devils out! [06:30] Red     Devils out! [06:33] Red     Devils out! [06:41] Red     Devils out! [06:48] Red     Devils out! [07:02] Red     Yes! [07:04] Red     Finally! [07:10] Mr. Villain     I'm impressed, Ranger. [07:13] Mr. Villain     You won, so I'll give you this. [07:19] Red     Th-That's...! [07:24] Red     Wow... [07:25] Red     With this, I'll know where I'm going... [07:30] Red     I won't get lost anymore... [07:34] Blue     Hold on, Red. Are you sure     that's the right way? [07:38] Blue     Can't be too sure. You're always— [07:40] Mugi     It's a superstition, Blue, but you shouldn't     respond to a person talking in their sleep. [07:44] Sora     Poor Red. It bothers him so much,      he even dreams about it. [07:49] Pink     Why not just wake him up instead? [07:55] Sora     Oh, he's awake. [08:00] Pink     Are you sure about that? [08:03] Red     I think now's my chance to stop getting lost! [08:06] Red     I'm going on patr— [08:07] Blue     Don't! SIGN    Unohara Shopping District SIGN    Setsubun event now underway SIGN    Meanwhile SIGN    Ehomaki     for sale SIGN    M     O     C     H     I          S     A     M     P     L     E     S SIGN    Get your devil masks here SIGN    Mochi Pounding     Trial Session SIGN    Mochi     Pounding     Trial     Session SIGN    Mochi     Pounding     Trial     Session SIGN    Mochi Pounding Trial Session SIGN    Mochi     Samples SIGN    Beans [08:27] Mr. Villain     Beans have the power to drive devils away? [08:31] Mr. Villain     I should analyze their composition. [08:35] old lady A     How about some mochi, mister? [08:39] Mr. Villain     Mochi? [08:40] old lady B     It's hot, so be careful with it. [08:48] Mr. Villain     I've seen this before. [08:50] Mr. Villain     So you cook it and eat it? [08:54] Mr. Villain     Here goes. SIGN    stretch SIGN    stretch [08:59] Mr. Villain     What is this? SIGN    stretch [09:03] Mr. Villain     Could it be... some soft biological     weapon masquerading as food?! [09:09] old lady A     Oh, my. [09:11] old lady B     Look at that stretch! [09:13] Mr. Villain     It's so stretchy, I can't bite it off! [09:17] Mr. Villain     Accursed Earthlings! SIGN    Sasamoto Butcher Shop [09:27] Mr. Villain     It's... delicious?! [09:33] old lady A     And here's mochi with roasted soybean flour. SIGN    stretch [09:47] Mr. Villain     This is good, too! [09:49] old lady B     And with red bean paste. [09:59] Mr. Villain     I can't believe how good this is! [10:02] old lady A     There are plenty of other kinds, too. [10:05] Mr. Villain     There's still more? [10:07] old lady B     You can top it with grated daikon,     natto, or green soybean paste. [10:14] Mr. Villain     I'll try them all. [10:29] Mr. Villain     I ate too much. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [10:55] Mr. Villain     Think I'll take a break. [10:58] Mr. Villain     And I have an ice cream treat     waiting for just this occasion. SIGN    Strawberry [11:04] Mr. Villain     But before I get to that... SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient SIGN    impatient [11:53] Mr. Villain     Your time has come, ice cream! [12:06] Mr. Villain     What's this? [12:09] Mr. Villain     Something urgent? [12:12] Mr. Villain     I'll take care of it in a flash. [12:14] Mr. Villain     Just you wait, ice cream. [12:23] Mr. Villain     That takes care of that— [12:27] Mr. Villain     What is it now? [12:34] Mr. Villain     Something urgent again?! [12:49] Mr. Villain     What's next?! [12:58] Mr. Villain     Things have settled down. [13:02] Mr. Villain     The ice cream! [13:05] Mr. Villain     H-Have you melted, ice cream? [13:10] Mr. Villain     You were supposed to be my treat today... [13:19] Mr. Villain     But because those messages     came in right then, of all times...! [13:35] Mr. Villain     And the worst part is...     I could have just put it back in the freezer! [13:42] Mr. Villain     Now what do I do?! [13:52] Mr. Villain     The edges are all melty,     but the rest is still solid? [14:06] Mr. Villain     It's great. [14:08] Mr. Villain     What the heck? SIGN    The ideal time to eat it [14:35] Mr. Villain     I ate dinner on the early side, so now I'm     hungry again before the day is through. [14:42] Mr. Villain     I could go to bed, but I'm not tired yet. [14:45] Mr. Villain     And it's too late to eat anything else. [14:50] Mr. Villain     Except these instant noodles     are staring me in the face. SIGN    Panda Ramen [14:55] Mr. Villain     To eat or not to eat...? SIGN    Panda Ramen SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Rich SIGN    Panda Ramen [15:12] angel panda     You had dinner, and it's not good     to eat instant noodles at this hour. [15:19] devil panda     Nah, you can't help it when you're hungry. [15:22] devil panda     You'll never get to sleep like this. [15:25] devil panda     Go on, dig in! [15:27] angel panda     If you insist on eating,     how about that gelatin in the fridge? [15:32] devil panda     That ain't gonna fill 'im up! [15:35] devil panda     Right now, his belly wants      to be full of noodles! [15:39] devil panda     And besides... [15:41] devil panda     Instant noodles at this hour... [15:44] devil panda     are the tastiest thing in the universe! SIGN    Growl SIGN    Grrowl SIGN    Grrrrrowl SIGN    Grrrrrrrrrrowl SIGN    Grrrrrrrrrrrrowl SIGN    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrowl [16:02] Mr. Villain     My will is still too weak     to wipe out humanity. [16:29] Mr. Villain     Good stuff. [16:42] Mr. Villain     It's past 11:00 already? [16:46] Mr. Villain     I need to shower. [16:55] Mr. Villain     Too much effort. [16:58] Mr. Villain     I spent all day today working from home. [17:03] Mr. Villain     Can't I skip showering for one night? [17:07] Mr. Villain     That settles that.     Now, to organize my panda photos... [17:27] panda plushy     Aren't you going to shower? [17:31] panda plushy     Hey, aren't you going to shower? [17:39] Mr. Villain     I'll go shower. [17:53] Mr. Villain     Now that I'm all warmed up, I feel sleepy. [18:01] Mr. Villain     Drying my hair, brushing my teeth... [18:04] Mr. Villain     All too much effort. [18:07] Mr. Villain     I can get away with     skipping them just this once. [18:14] Mr. Villain     I'm gonna pass out on the— SIGN    Shik Shik Shik SIGN    Shik Shik Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik SIGN    Shik [18:52] Mr. Villain     Wait a minute. [18:55] Mr. Villain     I remember last week... SIGN    Shrimp au Gratin SIGN    Panda's Table SIGN    Panda's Table SIGN    made with Hokkaido raw milk [19:02] Mr Villain     After working for days on end, it's more     than I can do to come home and cook dinner. [19:08] Mr Villain     So today, I've decided to fix     something quick and tasty. [19:16] (Flashback) Mr Villain     I've been waiting for this day, gratin! [19:38] Mr Villain     An enemy attack? [19:41] Mr Villain     The hair dryer and microwave     have both stopped running. [19:46] Mr Villain     Someone's behind this. [19:50] Mr Villain     But I don't sense anyone inside. [19:54] Mr Villain     Which means... [19:57] Mr Villain     They're outside! [20:02] (Flashback) Mr Villain     I'll kick your ass! SIGN    Silence... SIGN    Silence SIGN    Silence... [20:25] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Hey, where are you? [20:28] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Give up now, and I'll let you go. [20:45] Mr. Villain     That was a rather clever trap, humans. SIGN    Lights won't turn on SIGN    This week's weather SIGN    Latest news [20:57] Mr. Villain     If I use it now,     will it trip the breaker again? [21:08] Mr. Villain     That should be enough. [21:25] Mr. Villain     Another complete day, thanks to the panda. SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:21] Mr. Villain     Truth is the way of heaven, [23:25] Mr. Villain     not the way of man. [23:28] Mr. Villain     Children who wander this sad world. [23:32] Mr. Villain     A melancholy photograph. [23:36] Mr. Villain     Bitter and sweet. [23:39] Mr. Villain     The allure of chocolate. [23:42] Mr. Villain     Until good and evil have had their day. [23:46] Mr. Villain     Matters of justice. SIGN    Matters of Justice E10 - Matters of Justice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Emon Bank SIGN    Contact Tamacity SIGN    Valentine's Fair SIGN    Valentine's Fair SIGN    Valentine's     Anime Collab [01:55] Pink     Valentine's... [01:58] Pink     Wonder if they have anything     cute but not too pricey. [02:04] Pink     I guess I'll get a box with     lots in it for all the staff. [02:09] Pink     This one looks tasty. [02:14] Pink     This is all Blue gets. [02:16] Pink     Red is technically our leader. [02:19] Pink     Better get him something decent. SIGN    No sense of direction whatsoever [02:28] Pink     Would this be a little mean? [02:39] Pink     I'll go with the safe choice. [02:41] Pink     I don't want to hear whatever     snarky comment Blue would have. [02:45] Pink     Next, something grown-up     and stylish for Black. [02:52] Pink     That just leaves the twins. [03:00] Pink     Magical girl chocolate?! SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima SIGN    Magical Girl Angel Anima [03:05] Pink     M-Must buy! [03:07] Pink     I was going to buy something     for myself anyway! [03:16] Pink     But which one?! [03:20] Pink     Magical girls really are the cutest... [03:24] Mr. Villain     Miss Magical Girl. [03:27] Mr. Villain     Take care not to lose the things     you treasure, Miss Magical Girl. [03:44] Pink     Too bad I can't gift him some chocolate, too. SIGN    Valentine's Day [03:51] Pink     Hold out your hand already. [03:53] Blue     Huh? [03:54] Pink     What, does your stomach hurt? [03:57] Blue     Yeah, my "chronic colic." [03:59] Pink     Poor you. [04:01] Blue     Shove it. [04:04] Blue     What? Chocolate? [04:06] Blue     Oh, a Valentine. [04:08] Blue     Hey, you'd better not be so stingy     with Red and the others. [04:12] Pink     No, they're getting proper gifts in boxes. [04:15] Blue     That's fine, then. [04:16] Pink     What's it to you? [04:26] Blue     She doesn't have to get me any     if it's that big of a deal. [04:30] Blue     Yet she hand-delivers some to everyone. [04:34] Blue     She's conscientious about     the weirdest things. [04:49] Blue     That's sweet. [04:52] Pink     You know, I forgot to get a thank-you. [04:54] Pink     What do we say? [04:57] Blue     Nope, not cute in the slightest. SIGN    Emon Bank SIGN    Contact Tamacity SIGN    White Day [05:13] Mugi     What kind of chocolate      should we give in return? [05:15] Red     I've already made up my mind! [05:18] Sora     What about you, Blue? [05:20] Blue     I'm thinking about it. [05:24] Mugi     Then is it okay if we split up? [05:27] Red     Yeah! [05:29] Blue     Don't wander into other stores! [05:31] Sora     They say strawberry things are in this year. [05:34] Mugi     And so are baked sweets. [05:38] Blue     Oh yeah? [05:39] Sora     Let's go. [05:42] Red     Um, um... [05:44] Red     Where could it be? [05:49] Red     This is from that shop Black     said sells tasty stuff! [05:52] Red     That's the ticket! SIGN    Done already [05:55] Sora     That's cute. [05:57] Mugi     And it's a color Pink likes. SIGN    Done     already [06:13] Mugi     Two hours of agonizing and you still     haven't made up your mind, Blue? [06:17] Blue     Well... [06:19] Blue     I think she'll complain     no matter what I pick. [06:22] Blue     I'm so annoyed. [06:25] Sora     Don't worry. We'll tell Pink you     couldn't stop thinking about her. [06:33] Blue     Don't you ever tell her that! [06:36] Mugi     Well, we're going to go look for Red. [06:41] Blue     Wait! Is he lost right now? [06:43] Blue     I'll come with you! [06:51] Red     Huh? SIGN    Lost SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [07:18] Blue     When something makes me anxious,     it isn't long before my stomach hurts. [07:23] Blue     I remember my mother giving     me something for it that day [07:26] Blue     and me squeezing my brother's little hand. [07:32] Blue     Our father was a Ranger,     and one day, he didn't come home. [07:37] Blue     The man who appeared instead     was the darkest Ranger. [07:41] Blue     That was the day I became     Ranger Sunrise Blue. [07:47] Blue     The guy in black was Twilight Black. [07:51] (Flashback) Black     Genetics have nothing     to do with Ranger powers. [07:54] (Flashback) Black     When the previous generation goes,     their powers pass on. [07:58] (Flashback) Black     Ranger energy resonates and becomes     stronger the closer we are, [08:02] (Flashback) Black     so we live at the same base      as much as possible. [08:06] Blue     He always looks sleepy. [08:08] Blue     And the stuff he says is complicated. [08:12] Blue     After that came Daybreak Pink. [08:15] Blue     She's younger than me. And sassy. [08:19] Blue     We got in a fight when she said     our hero suits were lame. [08:24] Blue     Your glasses are what's lame. [08:27] Blue     Black was always busy, day in and day out. [08:30] Blue     When we talked to him about school,     he'd nod and nod off. [08:36] Blue     And then... SIGN    A few years later... [08:42] (Flashback) Pink     They're so cute! [08:44] (Flashback) Blue     Black. [08:46] (Flashback) Blue     These two are the Green Ranger? [08:48] (Flashback) Pink     Can't you tell by their energy? [08:50] (Flashback) Pink     It's green. [08:51] (Flashback) Blue     I was just making sure. [08:52] (Flashback) Blue     They're babies. [08:54] (Flashback) Blue     Can they fight? [08:55] (Flashback) Pink     You're just a kid yourself. [08:58] (Flashback) Blue     Not as much as you are. [09:00] (Flashback) Black     That's enough. [09:02] (Flashback) Black     These two are undeniably Aurora Green. [09:05] (Flashback) Black     Sora and Mugi. [09:07] (Flashback) Black     Their faces look the same,     but Sora is a girl and Mugi is a boy. [09:12] (Flashback) Black     So I'm told. [09:13] (Flashback) Pink     Instead of "Green,"     can we call them by their names? [09:16] (Flashback) Black     We'll have to, since there's two of them. [09:19] (Flashback) Black     The energy from the twins is very weak. [09:23] (Flashback) Black     When you two are here, try to resonate     with them as much as you can. [09:28] (Flashback) Pink     Okay. [09:30] (Flashback) Blue     Hey, Black. [09:33] (Flashback) Blue     I don't have to go to a regular school. [09:37] (Flashback) Blue     They can teach me here, can't they? [09:39] (Flashback) Pink     You dislike going to school that much? [09:42] (Flashback) Blue     It's not that! Being here all the time would     make resonating and training easier. [09:50] (Flashback) Blue     What? [09:51] (Flashback) Black     As one of the previous Rangers once said, [09:54] (Flashback) Black     "The only people here are adults     working with the Rangers. [09:59] (Flashback) Black     I want you to mingle with the outside world, [10:01] (Flashback) Black     with friends your own age, [10:03] (Flashback) Black     so you can appreciate for yourself     what it is we're trying to protect." [10:09] (Flashback) Blue     Are you saying she's not my friend? [10:12] (Flashback) Pink     What?! [10:13] (Flashback) Pink     F-Friends?! With you?! [10:16] (Flashback) Blue     You're not? [10:17] (Flashback) Pink     No way! [10:20] (Flashback) Black     The Rangers and the staff here     are comrades who fight together. [10:25] (Flashback) Black     So we might be... a little different     than friends on the outside. [10:32] (Flashback) Blue     Huh. [10:35] (Flashback) Pink     Is Black asleep? [10:39] (Flashback) Blue     Even though he was just talking?! [10:41] (Flashback) Blue     Black, wake up! [10:42] (Flashback) Pink     Go to bed already. [10:48] Mugi/Sora     They're not here. [10:53] Mugi/Sora     They're not here. SIGN    Several months after that... [10:58] staffer A     Welcome back, Blue, Pink. [11:01] Blue/Pink     Thanks. [11:02] staffer B     Welcome home. [11:04] Blue     What gives? Don't walk with me. [11:06] Pink     Don't walk with me. [11:07] Blue     I'm going to see Sora and Mugi. [11:10] Pink     Would you mind not copying me? [11:15] Blue     Every day, we went to school     and trained as Rangers. [11:19] Blue     We also helped take care of Sora and Mugi. [11:23] Blue     I even got to see my family on occasion. [11:26] Blue     Black was always on patrol. [11:30] (Flashback) staffer C     Even though he's super nocturnal, [11:32] (Flashback) staffer C     he's also been looking     for Red lately during the day. [11:35] (Flashback) staffer D     Is Black going to be okay? [11:38] (Flashback) staffer E     I'm just glad the enemy's been quiet. [11:41] (Flashback) staffer E     If they made any serious moves right now,      we wouldn't stand a chance. [11:46] (Flashback) staffer C     We had better remained focused, too. [11:48] (Flashback) staffer D     Yes. [11:51] (Flashback) staffer F     We have a problem! [11:52] (Flashback) staffer F     Green is... The twins are missing! [12:12] (Flashback) staffer F     It was while I wasn't paying attention! [12:14] (Flashback) staffer A     There's no evidence of intruders! [12:16] (Flashback) staffer B     Check the security cameras! [12:19] (Flashback) Blue     Sora! [12:20] (Flashback) Pink     Mugi! Where are you?! [12:24] (Flashback) Blue     Answer us! [12:26] (Flashback) Blue     Oh! [12:27] (Flashback) Blue     We're calling, but they can't answer us! [12:29] (Flashback) Blue     They're babies! [12:31] (Flashback) Pink     You're right! [12:33] (Flashback) Blue     Dummy. [12:34] (Flashback) Pink     What? Talking about yourself? [12:35] (Flashback) Blue     Huh?! [12:36] (Flashback) Blue     You know, you really... [12:41] (Flashback) Blue     I'll search this way. Don't follow me. [12:53] (Flashback) Pink     Hey! [12:55] (Flashback) Pink     Are you still mad about what I said before? [12:58] (Flashback) Blue     What you said before? [13:00] (Flashback) Pink     That we're not friends. [13:03] (Flashback) Blue     Oh. Not really. [13:06] (Flashback) Blue     You always say nasty things. [13:11] (Flashback) Pink     I... [13:12] (Flashback) Pink     I... [13:16] (Flashback) Pink     I'd be okay with us... becoming friends. [13:27] (Flashback) Blue     I'll pass. [13:28] (Flashback) Pink     Huh?! [13:30] (Flashback) Blue     I have a little brother,     and you're kind of like a little sister. [13:35] (Flashback) Pink     A-A little sister? [13:38] (Flashback) Blue     When I think about it,     you feel more like a sister than a friend. [13:43] (Flashback) Blue     I don't think we need to worry too     much about what Black said before. [13:47] (Flashback) Blue     Besides, right now— [13:53] (Flashback) Blue     That was... [13:55] (Flashback) Pink     Green's energy! [13:58] (Flashback) Mugi/Sora     They're not here. [14:01] (Flashback) Mugi/Sora     They're not here. [14:04] (Flashback) Sora     Mom... [14:05] (Flashback) Sora     Dad... [14:07] (Flashback) Sora/Mugi     Where are you? [14:09] (Flashback) Sora     They're not here. [14:11] (Flashback) Mugi     They're not here. [14:17] (Flashback) Green     They're not here... [14:20] (Flashback) Blue     Sora! [14:21] (Flashback) Pink     Mugi! [14:30] (Flashback) Pink     They transformed and got bigger! [14:33] (Flashback) Blue     There's only one of them now. [14:35] (Flashback) Blue     Does that mean they combined? [14:38] (Flashback) Pink     That's Sora and Mugi's energy, so probably. [14:41] (Flashback) Blue     What?! [14:43] (Flashback) Green     Dad, Mom... Where are you? [14:52] (Flashback) Blue     I'm sorry! [14:54] (Flashback) Blue     Your mother and father are gone! [14:58] (Flashback) Pink     Hey! [14:59] (Flashback) Blue     But... [15:01] (Flashback) Blue     We and everyone on staff promise     to raise you two as best we can! [15:08] (Flashback) Blue     This isn't a sad or painful place to be. [15:12] (Flashback) Blue     It'll be okay. [15:18] (Flashback) Blue     Also... [15:19] (Flashback) Blue     Let's see... Black is really cool.     The cafeteria food is good. [15:25] (Flashback) Blue     And... [15:28] (Flashback) Pink     W-We'll be your siblings! [15:34] (Flashback) Pink     We can't be your mother and father,     but we'll be your brother and sister! [15:40] (Flashback) Pink     We'll always be together! [15:48] (Flashback) Green     Always together? [16:04] (Flashback) Green     Then it won't be lonely. [16:40] (Flashback) Blue     Winding up in a place like this     all of a sudden must have scared them. [16:46] (Flashback) Pink     Why do you keep making     that face? It's creepy. [16:50] (Flashback) Blue     Huh? [16:52] (Flashback) Blue     It's because you said we're family. [16:57] Pink     We can't be your mother and father,     but we'll be your brother and sister! [17:03] (Flashback) Pink     You're the one who said      I was like your sister! [17:06] (Flashback) Blue     That's true. [17:08] (Flashback) Blue     But if we'll always be together,     does that mean Rangers for life? [17:12] (Flashback) Blue     Except you don't really like     being a Ranger, do you? [17:20] (Flashback) Pink     I don't. [17:22] (Flashback) Pink     What I really want to be is... [17:24] (Flashback) Blue     Is what? [17:29] (Flashback) Pink     Why should I have to tell you? [17:33] (Flashback) Blue     Huh? Why wouldn't you? [17:34] (Flashback) Pink     Forget it. [17:35] (Flashback) Pink     Oh, I really hate the hero suits. [17:38] (Flashback) Pink     They're full-body tights. [17:41] (Flashback) Blue     I think they're fine. Very Ranger-like. [17:44] (Flashback) Pink     Huh?! [17:45] (Flashback) Blue     Huh nothing! [17:48] (Flashback) Pink     Either way, I don't dislike this place      or the people here. [18:00] (Flashback) Blue     I forgot, but my stomach started hurting... [18:09] (Flashback) Black     I hear you two had a big day. [18:12] (Flashback) text     Dried Squid [18:12] (Flashback) Black     Have some dried squid as a reward. [18:15] (Flashback) Pink     I'd rather have some cheese. [18:17] (Flashback) Blue     Beef jerky for me. [18:20] (Flashback) Black     Take the squid or leave it. [18:25] (Flashback) Black     The reason Sora and Mugi's energy is weak [18:28] (Flashback) Black     is that they each have a half-share     of one Ranger's energy. [18:32] (Flashback) Black     Or so I was told. [18:33] (Flashback) Blue     Do all twins combine when they transform? [18:37] (Flashback) Black     I don't know of any other twin     Rangers, so I can't say. [18:41] (Flashback) Blue     Aww. [18:42] (Flashback) Pink     Will we have a full team once we find Red? [18:46] (Flashback) Black     That's right. We're looking now. [18:48] (Flashback) Blue     I wonder where they are. [18:51] (Flashback) Black     There's a chance they still haven't been born. [18:55] (Flashback) Blue     What if they're lost somewhere? [18:57] (Flashback) Pink     Of course they aren't. [19:00] (Flashback) Black     That would present a problem. [19:02] Blue     My dad was a Ranger. [19:05] Blue     I always thought he was cool. [19:09] Blue     Though if you asked me if I'd wanted     to be one too, I couldn't have said. [19:14] Blue     But I know one thing. [19:19] Blue     I don't mind this place and its people either. [19:32] (Flashback) Blue     What is it? [19:33] (Flashback) Pink     We have a favor to ask. [19:36] (Flashback) Pink     What do you say, Big Brother? [19:38] (Flashback) Mugi     Big Brother! [19:40] (Flashback) Sora     Please, Big Brother! [19:42] (Flashback) Pink/Sora/Mugi     Big Brother! [19:46] (Flashback) Blue     Whenever you call me that,     I know there's trouble. [19:49] (Flashback) Mugi     You won't even hear our request? [19:51] (Flashback) Blue     Let's hear it! [19:53] (Flashback) Pink/Sora/Mugi     Hooray! Thanks, Big Brother! [19:58] (Flashback) Red     "Big Brother"? [20:01] (Flashback) Red     The four of you are siblings?! [20:03] (Flashback) Red     I had no idea! [20:07] (Flashback) Mugi     Only the two of us are related. [20:10] (Flashback) Red     Oh, really? [20:11] (Flashback) Sora     Yeah. [20:12] (Flashback) Blue     Stay just the way you are, Red. [20:17] (Flashback) Red     Okay! SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [20:31] Black     It's been years since the     last generation of Rangers passed. [20:36] Black     As the only one left, [20:38] Black     I went on searching for the new Rangers     who inherited their powers. [20:56] Black     Dealing with kids, teaching rookies... [20:59] Black     I'm so not cut out for this. [21:02] Black     How did you guys teach me? [21:06] Black     Why was I the one who survived? [21:09] Black     What can I do... [21:12] Black     to make sure they lead long lives? [21:17] (Flashback) Blue     Black! [21:24] Black     I'm truly not cut out for this. [21:40] Black     But I will fulfill my duties as a Ranger. [21:45] Black     So just you watch. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:21] Mr. Villain     What sound does the clockwork cat make? [23:25] Mr. Villain     Schrödinger will not respond. [23:29] Mr. Villain     A portrait in the vacant mirror. [23:32] Mr. Villain     A red string trembles. [23:35] Mr. Villain     When the paper vessel speaks. [23:40] Mr. Villain     A blue bond forms. [23:43] Mr. Villain     The afternoon of a faun. [23:46] Mr. Villain     When the flowers scatter... SIGN    When the Flowers Scatter E11 - When the Flowers Scatter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [01:49] evergreen-oak boy     She's always by herself,     gazing at the people who visit the park. [02:03] evergreen-oak boy     You can only see her for a short time,     while the cherry tree is in bloom. [02:17] evergreen-oak boy     Wh-Who's that old guy?! [02:21] evergreen-oak boy     He's talking with her... [02:40] evergreen-oak boy     Hey, old dude! [02:41] Mr. Villain     What? [03:02] evergreen-oak boy     Old dude, you get to talk with     the cherry blossom girl? [03:06] Mr. Villain     Huh? [03:07] Mr. Villain     I don't know where you came from, kid,     but don't go throwing sticks at— [03:11] evergreen-oak boy     Here! [03:12] evergreen-oak boy     Give this to her! [03:16] Mr. Villain     What's this clod supposed to be? [03:18] evergreen-oak boy     A triangle! [03:20] evergreen-oak boy     She likes triangles, doesn't she? [03:22] evergreen-oak boy     I was watching. [03:42] evergreen-oak boy     How'd it go? [03:43] Mr. Villain     Do it yourself next time, brat. [03:45] evergreen-oak boy     Did she like it?! [03:46] Mr. Villain     Listen when I'm talking. [03:50] Mr. Villain     Though I suppose she was pleased. [03:52] evergreen-oak boy     Really?! [03:53] Mr. Villain     She was also puzzled. [03:57] evergreen-oak boy     While the cherry tree's in full bloom, [04:00] evergreen-oak boy     I've gotten a smidge closer to her     thanks to this old guy who stopped by. [04:16] evergreen-oak boy     Oh, hey, old dude! [04:18] Mr. Villain     At least call me "mister." [04:20] Mr. Villain     You're always here, brat.     You do go home, don't you? [04:25] Mr. Villain     Also, stop mass-producing     these inedible triangles. [04:29] evergreen-oak boy     What's an edible triangle? [04:34] Mr. Villain     Use this. [04:35] Mr. Villain     This is the last time I'm helping you, got it? [04:40] evergreen-oak boy     What's this? [04:41] Mr. Villain     A string telephone. [04:42] evergreen-oak boy     String...? [04:45] cherry-tree nymph     Hello. [04:47] cherry-tree nymph     Thank you for all the triangles. [04:53] cherry-tree nymph     Hello? [04:56] evergreen-oak boy     This is the first time     I've heard her voice... [05:06] evergreen-oak boy     It's almost time for the     cherry blossoms to scatter. [05:08] evergreen-oak boy     And I won't be here much longer either. [05:13] evergreen-oak boy     Uh... [05:14] evergreen-oak boy     I've... [05:16] evergreen-oak boy     been watching you all this time. [05:18] evergreen-oak boy     I still don't know you at all... [05:22] evergreen-oak boy     but listen! [05:34] Mr. Villain     I said that was the last time I'd help, [05:38] Mr. Villain     so I'm just seeing how things play out. [05:45] Mr. Villain     The tree where I always saw him is gone. [06:13] cherry-tree nymph     Even if I say hello,     I no longer hear anything. [06:18] cherry-tree nymph     They took him out of the ground     and took him away. [06:22] cherry-tree nymph     He said he's going to become a promenade. [06:26] cherry-tree nymph     I miss him. [06:30] cherry-tree nymph     Even if I bloom next year,     I'll never see him again. [07:05] passerby A     The cherry blossoms have fallen already. [07:07] passerby B     Wasn't that one kinda early? [07:09] passerby A     Hey, that bench is new! [07:11] passerby B     You're right! [07:14] evergreen-oak boy     Huh? [07:15] evergreen-oak boy     My... [07:18] evergreen-oak boy     My body's become a people seat. [07:23] evergreen-oak boy     That's her tree! [07:25] Mr. Villain     Is that you, brat? [07:29] evergreen-oak boy     What're you doing here, old dude? [07:31] Mr. Villain     That's my line. [07:32] evergreen-oak boy     Looks like I'm this seat now. [07:35] evergreen-oak boy     Where is she, though? [07:37] Mr. Villain     Who? [07:38] evergreen-oak boy     The cherry tree girl. [07:39] Mr. Villain     She already scattered. [07:41] evergreen-oak boy     Oh. [07:42] evergreen-oak boy     Too bad I didn't get here a bit sooner. [07:47] evergreen-oak boy     Wow, cool. [07:49] evergreen-oak boy     I can go right up to it. [07:51] Mr. Villain     There's no telling if it'll bloom next year. [07:55] evergreen-oak boy     That's okay. [07:58] evergreen-oak boy     Before, all I could do was watch. [08:01] evergreen-oak boy     But I got to hear her voice,     and even though I look different now, [08:05] evergreen-oak boy     look how close I am! [08:08] evergreen-oak boy     I'll just keep waiting... [08:11] evergreen-oak boy     until a spring comes when she blossoms. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [08:45] Mr. Villain     Is that a kitty I hear? [08:48] Mr. Villain     What if it's out here freezing in this rain? [08:57] Mr. Villain     Kitty... [09:02] Mr. Villain     Kitty! SIGN    Please adopt me [09:10] Mr. Villain     This isn't what I was expecting. [09:16] Mr. Villain     It's modeled after a kitty,     but it's not a kitty. [09:20] Mr. Villain     Must be a robot. [09:24] Mr. Villain     Is it from Earth? [09:25] Mr. Villain     No, maybe some other planet? [09:33] C-018     Human... [09:34] Mr. Villain     It spoke. [09:36] Mr. Villain     And it referred to me as a human. [09:38] Mr. Villain     Something tells me I shouldn't get involved. [10:45] C-018     Human... what are you... doing here? [10:49] Mr. Villain     Just passing through. [10:51] Mr. Villain     What the heck are you doing here? [10:54] C-018     Do I... look like I'm... doing something? [10:58] C-018     I'm just... waiting for my...      energy to run out. [11:04] Mr. Villain     I see. [11:07] Mr. Villain     Sorry to bother you. [11:09] C-018     Hey. [11:12] C-018     This. [11:14] Mr. Villain     It'll rain again tomorrow.     Feel free to use it. [11:28] (Flashback) researcher     Experiment C-018 is to be discarded. [11:39] C-018     Discarded? [11:42] C-018     Abandoned...? [11:50] C-018     If I could defeat at least one human... [11:56] C-018     Human... [12:06] C-018     What are you here for this time?! [12:08] Mr. Villain     You make it sound so horrible. [12:10] Mr. Villain     I just hooked you up to this battery. [12:13] C-018     I can move now. [12:17] C-018     Human... [12:20] C-018     That's right. [12:22] C-018     Human! [12:28] Mr. Villain     That's where your mouth is? [12:31] C-018     Nothing's coming out. [12:32] C-018     Wh-Why not? [12:34] C-018     I'll do it again! [12:38] Mr. Villain     Hey. [12:40] researcher     Experiment C-018 is to be discarded. SIGN    Discarded [12:48] C-018     I really am useless... [13:03] C-018     What's this? SIGN    Cat Food [13:05] Mr. Villain     It's cat food. [13:06] Mr. Villain     Didn't you bite me before     because you were hungry? [13:10] C-018     Not even close! [13:11] C-018     Besides, C-018 cannot ingest food! [13:16] Mr. Villain     I see. [13:18] C-018     What are you up to, trying to win me over?! [13:24] Mr. Villain     What am I "up to"? [13:27] Mr. Villain     I'd feel pretty guilty just standing by and     watching something modeled after a kitty die. [13:36] C-018     I wouldn't mind thanking you     for the umbrella and battery. [13:39] Mr. Villain     Huh? [13:40] C-018     If you don't want to, that's fine. [13:49] Mr. Villain     It's smooth instead of fluffy. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [14:11] (Flashback) Rooney     I'd like to ask you a favor, General. SIGN    A few hours ago [14:17] (Flashback) Rooney     If you encounter a suspicious object that     doesn't seem to be from our planet or Earth, [14:21] (Flashback) Rooney     could you let me know? [14:22] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Huh? What's this about? [14:26] (Flashback) Rooney     It looks like we aren't     the only outsiders targeting Earth. [14:30] (Flashback) Rooney     Our competition might be developing weaponry. [14:34] (Flashback) Rooney     It's possible they've already     sent some to Earth. [14:38] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     Why didn't you mention this earlier     at the executive meeting? [14:43] (Flashback) Rooney     I still don't have enough     evidence for a report. [14:47] (Flashback) Rooney     It's really nothing more     than a remote possibility. [14:51] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     How is this a favor? [14:53] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     More like additional work. [14:55] (Flashback) Rooney     You'll do it, General?! [14:57] (Flashback) Mr. Villain     However, if I find anything outside working     hours, I'm treating it as overtime. [15:04] (Flashback) Rooney     Of course, General! [15:14] Mr. Villain     It's this thing. [15:16] Mr. Villain     When Rooney told me, I wasn't     thinking it would be a robot weapon. [15:21] Mr. Villain     But any way you look at it,     this has gotta be the weapon. [15:25] Mr. Villain     It said it didn't bite me out of hunger, [15:29] Mr. Villain     meaning there's a good chance something     was loaded into those fang-shaped spikes. [15:35] Mr. Villain     Even if it's not all that dangerous, [15:37] Mr. Villain     I should take it back to HQ as a specimen. [15:46] Mr. Villain     All done charging? [15:48] C-018     All done. [15:57] C-018     You unplugged it! [15:58] C-018     Nobody asked you! I can do it myself! [16:03] Mr. Villain     What the hell're you saying?     You couldn't reach it. [16:08] Mr. Villain     This is what I get for being nice. [16:25] Mr. Villain     Now what? [16:27] Mr. Villain     Could it be preparing for some attack? [16:30] Mr. Villain     I should just hurry and take it to— [16:32] C-018     Hey. [16:36] C-018     You're not going to pet me? SIGN    He didn't see any harm [16:41] Mr. Villain     Maybe it's not a weapon,     but an extraterrestrial robot pet? [16:46] Mr. Villain     Well, it might not be dangerous,     but I have a job to do. [16:51] Mr. Villain     Hey. [16:53] Mr. Villain     Care to take a walk with me? [16:56] C-018     I guess I'll have to, if you insist. [17:01] Mr. Villain     Not only did I notify Rooney,     I brought it to headquarters... [17:07] C-018     You... [17:09] C-018     You're from another planet? [17:13] Mr. Villain     I don't recall ever saying     I was an Earthling. SIGN    Silence... [17:20] Mr. Villain     Sorry this turned into me deceiving you,      but I have my own job to do. [17:27] Mr. Villain     This should be a simple inspection,     and you'll soon be back— SIGN    SENSE OF GUILT [17:31] Mr. Villain     Hey! [17:33] Rooney     General, you brought it in! [17:36] Rooney     You always do such quick work. [17:38] Rooney     Thank you. I know it was dangerous. [17:40] Mr. Villain     I told you the threat level was low. [17:43] Rooney     I know, but we can't be certain      until we examine it. [17:49] Rooney     Yes, that form would make many     Earthlings lower their guard. [17:52] Mr. Villain     Rooney, will this— [17:54] Rooney     Okay, you can leave it in our hands. [17:57] Rooney     I'll call when we're done! [17:58] Mr. Villain     Hey! [17:59] Mr. Villain     Hey, listen! [18:00] Rooney     Tell me later, General! SIGN    SENSE OF GUILT SIGN    15 minutes later SIGN    30 minutes later SIGN    45 minutes later [18:14] backgrounder A     What's the matter with the General? SIGN    1 hour later [18:17] backgrounder Z     I hear Rooney is investigating     some alien weapon. [18:20] backgrounder B     Aha, the General must be on alert. [18:34] Mr. Villain     Hey, Rooney, how much longer will it take? [18:37] Rooney     General? [18:38] Rooney     You're so impatient. [18:41] Rooney     I think I'd like two more hours. [18:53] Mr. Villain     All right... [18:54] Rooney     No need to be so worried. I'm fine. [18:57] Mr. Villain     I'm not worried about you. [19:00] Rooney     There you go again! [19:01] Rooney     But hey, like you said,     it doesn't appear to be dangerous. [19:06] Rooney     Welp, gotta get back to it! [19:07] Mr. Villain     Yeah. [19:14] backgrounder B     Excuse me, sir. [19:17] backgrounder B     I'd like to ask you something. [19:19] Mr. Villain     Sure. [19:37] Rooney     General? Hello? [19:40] Rooney     General, can you hear me? [19:43] Mr. Villain     I wasn't listening. [19:45] Rooney     Come on. [19:46] Rooney     I asked you to drop by because     I'm done with the investigation. [19:57] Mr. Villain     Surprisingly, I might have developed     an attachment to that robot. [20:03] Mr. Villain     I knew dismantlement was a possibility. [20:06] Mr. Villain     A necessary sacrifice for our home world. [20:17] Rooney     Oh, General! [20:24] Rooney     As soon as I reassembled this little guy,      it started freaking out. [20:28] Rooney     Can I take it apart again? [20:30] Rooney     I may have screwed up somehow. [20:32] C-018     No! Stop it! [20:36] C-018     This guy tricked C-018,      but he's still better than you! [20:42] Rooney     Don't be mean.     I'm the one who cleaned you up. [20:47] Mr. Villain     What are you talking about? [20:49] Rooney     I checked out all its parts and features,     plus cleaned what was dirty. [20:58] Rooney     We got all the data we needed, of course, [21:01] Rooney     and upon concluding that it poses     no danger, we reassembled it. [21:07] Mr. Villain     Why was the dismembered head just lying there? [21:10] Rooney     I was doing an internal check     while cleaning the joints. [21:13] Rooney     They get dirty easily. [21:15] Mr. Villain     That's a damned misleading thing to do. [21:18] Rooney     Huh? Why're you mad? [21:21] Mr. Villain     What happens to it now? [21:25] Rooney     That depends what the executive council     decides, but it's practically a robot pet. [21:31] Mr. Villain     I knew it. [21:32] Rooney     We could keep an eye on it at HQ. [21:35] Rooney     But it seems to like you. [21:38] Rooney     I think another option would be     for you to look after it at your place. [21:43] Rooney     What say you? SIGN    MR. VILLAIN'S DAY OFF SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [23:22] Mr. Villain     The evergreen oak boy     and cherry tree girl meet up. [23:29] Mr. Villain     A dream while fast asleep. [23:32] Mr. Villain     Recollections that stir up. [23:36] Mr. Villain     Hide-and-seek, until we meet again someday. [23:42] Mr. Villain     A sentimental weekend. [23:46] Mr. Villain     Somewhere on this planet. SIGN    Somewhere on This Planet E12 - Somewhere on This Planet Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Owning a cat SIGN    Caring for a kitty SIGN    Cat at home all day SIGN    Living with a cat SIGN    Your first pet SIGN    How cats live [01:58] C-018     ID Number C-018 was developed     as an anti-Earthling weapon. [02:04] C-018     But I'm a useless reject. [02:09] C-018     In fact... [02:12] (Flashback) Rooney     It's practically a robot pet. [02:15] C-018     C-018 is not meant to be a pet. [02:18] C-018     But rejects are no good for battle. [02:21] C-018     Why did I ever come to exist? [02:29] Rooney     Good morning, C-018. [02:34] Rooney     Glad to see you're full of energy. [02:37] Rooney     "C-018" is a mouthful to say. [02:40] Rooney     Can I give you a nickname? [02:45] Rooney     Oh, I guess the General     should be the one to do that. [02:48] Rooney     I bet he'd get angry if I took the liberty. [02:51] C-018     Hey. [02:52] Rooney     Yes, what is it? [02:54] C-018     Once that man has taken custody,     will C-018 have any responsibilities? [03:00] Rooney     Not especially. [03:02] C-018     Nothing...? [03:04] Rooney     That's right. [03:06] Rooney     It's technically a probationary arrangement,      so we don't want you causing any trouble. [03:11] Rooney     But we've installed a GPS,     so you're free to roam. [03:18] C-018     Dismantle C-018. [03:26] Rooney     I can't do that. [03:28] Rooney     You're a valuable specimen. [03:31] C-018     Let go! [03:33] C-018     Then shut me down and put me in storage! [03:36] Rooney     I can't do that either. [03:38] C-018     Why not?! [03:39] Rooney     Because of the General. [03:41] Mr. Villain     Sorry to bother you. [03:43] Rooney     Good morning, General. What's up? [03:46] Mr. Villain     I came to see this one. [03:51] Mr. Villain     Pick one. [03:54] Rooney     Pick one? Life or death?     The means of execution? [03:58] Mr. Villain     Huh? No. [04:00] Mr. Villain     I meant a bed. SIGN    Cushion Cat Bed SIGN    Domed-Shaped Cat House [04:02] Mr. Villain     I asked Trigger his opinion,     and he angrily told me to ask C-018. [04:07] Rooney     Good thinking. [04:10] Mr. Villain     Have you decided? [04:11] Mr. Villain     If you don't choose one... SIGN    Panda Cat Bed SIGN    Cat Food [04:14] Mr. Villain     it'll be this. [04:20] C-018     A-Anything's fine. [04:23] Mr. Villain     Okay, this one it is. [04:27] Rooney     Say, I'll be joining you on the next mission. [04:30] Mr. Villain     All right. [04:32] Mr. Villain     I'll be on my way. [04:37] Rooney     Do you see now? [04:40] Rooney     He won't ask much of you, [04:43] Rooney     but the General is very much looking     forward to taking you home. [04:47] Rooney     So, though you may be reluctant,     would you mind going with him? [04:52] Rooney     If you stay with him awhile      and decide it's just not going to work, [04:57] Rooney     I promise to deactivate you     and store you here at HQ. [05:07] C-018     C-018 is here reluctantly.     And using this thing reluctantly. [05:14] Mr. Villain     Is that so? [05:15] C-018     Reluctantly, you hear?! [05:17] Mr. Villain     How comfortable is it? [05:24] C-018     It's not bad. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off [06:04] Mr. Villain     In the end, it never did bloom this year. [06:08] evergreen-oak boy     I'm sure she was tired. [06:12] evergreen-oak boy     Maybe she'll feel better next year! [06:15] Mr. Villain     She may not have realized you're here. [06:19] evergreen-oak boy     Yeah, I bet you're right! [06:21] Mr. Villain     However... [06:23] Mr. Villain     I suspect you were still holding     out hope it would blossom. [06:28] evergreen-oak boy     Shaddup! [06:30] Mr. Villain     You said you'd wait as long as it takes, brat. [06:33] evergreen-oak boy     Shaddup! [06:35] Mr. Villain     I figured it was going to bloom. [06:40] evergreen-oak boy     Really? [06:47] Mr. Villain     Next year, I'll make enough for two. [07:03] evergreen-oak boy     Edible triangles! [07:12] evergreen-oak boy     You... [07:14] evergreen-oak boy     You like these, don't you? [07:16] evergreen-oak boy     Do you... want one? [07:31] evergreen-oak boy     H-Humans are strange, aren't they? [07:35] evergreen-oak boy     They make their food into triangles. [07:37] evergreen-oak boy     That old guy... apparently isn't human,      but he's a weird one, too. [07:44] evergreen-oak boy     He made these triangles for us,      and also that string telephone. [07:48] evergreen-oak boy     I wonder where that ended up... [07:54] evergreen-oak boy     There's so much more I wish I'd told you. [07:59] evergreen-oak boy     I wish I could've talked to you     instead of watching from afar. [08:06] evergreen-oak boy     Maybe we could have managed something. [08:09] evergreen-oak boy     But... [08:14] evergreen-oak boy     Now my voice will reach you,     even without a string telephone. [08:19] evergreen-oak boy     I want to talk to you. [08:23] evergreen-oak boy     I'll be right here! [08:55] evergreen-oak boy     A single bud swelled. [08:59] evergreen-oak boy     The next day, there was another. [09:02] evergreen-oak boy     One after the other... [09:05] evergreen-oak boy     I counted so many of them. [09:08] evergreen-oak boy     I'm sure it'll bloom this year. [09:11] evergreen-oak boy     I'll get to see her soon! [09:14] evergreen-oak boy     And that's when I'll tell her... [09:18] evergreen-oak boy     I've always loved her! [09:21] Mr. Villain     He still hasn't told her? [09:24] evergreen-oak boy     And I'll be sure to tell her      what I love about her! [09:27] evergreen-oak boy     I think her flower petals     are a pretty color. [09:31] Mr. Villain     What were they talking about on the     string telephone all that time? [09:36] evergreen-oak boy     There's lots of other stuff, too. [09:39] Mr. Villain     He looks pretty darn happy. [09:41] Mr. Villain     You should take the time     to practice telling her how you feel. [09:45] evergreen-oak boy     Huh? What's this? [09:47] Mr. Villain     Lunch for two. [10:00] evergreen-oak boy     It's enough for me and her... [10:18] Mr. Villain     You should take the time     to practice telling her how you feel. [10:23] evergreen-oak boy     Practice? [10:25] evergreen-oak boy     I... [10:29] evergreen-oak boy     I love you. [10:34] evergreen-oak boy     S-Saying it all serious is embarrassing! [10:39] evergreen-oak boy     But... I don't want any regrets. [10:42] evergreen-oak boy     I'll do it right this time. [10:45] evergreen-oak boy     I-I love you. [10:49] evergreen-oak boy     I love you... [10:55] evergreen-oak boy     I love you! [11:05] evergreen-oak boy     Um... [11:07] evergreen-oak boy     I mean... [11:23] evergreen-oak boy     Listen! [11:29] Mr. Villain     Looks like the cherry tree manage to bloom. [11:33] Mr. Villain     I dropped by the park     just to check on things. [11:37] Mr. Villain     But... SIGN    stuck [11:41] Mr. Villain     Why are they sitting on either side of me? [11:45] evergreen-oak boy     C'mere, old guy! [11:49] evergreen-oak boy     Listen. [11:50] evergreen-oak boy     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [11:54] Mr. Villain     Huh? [11:55] Mr. Villain     Tell her yourself. [11:57] evergreen-oak boy     Just do it! Please! [12:07] Mr. Villain     Uh, the boy next to me says     your petals are a pretty color. [12:14] Mr. Villain     Will that do it? [12:17] cherry-tree nymph     Hey, hey. [12:22] cherry-tree nymph     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [12:26] Mr. Villain     Your leaves were a wonderful     color too, she says. [12:33] evergreen-oak boy     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [12:35] Mr. Villain     He says your flowers are a cute shape. [12:40] cherry-tree nymph     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [12:42] Mr. Villain     She says your tree was a nice shape. [12:46] both tree spirits     Whisper, whisper, whisper...     Whisper, whisper, whisper... [12:51] Mr. Villain     Come on, can I leave now? [12:57] evergreen-oak boy     I-I... [13:04] evergreen-oak boy     I wanted to say I love you! SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off SIGN    Unohara Shopping District [13:50] Mr. Villain     Uh-oh. [13:51] Mr. Villain     That's Ranger Dawn Red! [13:55] Mr. Villain     What's he doing here? [13:56] Mr. Villain     He's been able to detect     my presence in the past. [14:01] Mr. Villain     I don't want him finding me. [14:03] Mr. Villain     After all, today's my day off! [14:09] Mr. Villain     I'll take the long way. [14:19] Mr. Villain     Ranger Dawn Red! [14:21] Mr. Villain     What's going on here? [14:23] Mr. Villain     This is three stations away     from where I last saw him. [14:27] Mr. Villain     Did he sense me from that distance? [14:30] Mr. Villain     He's formidable indeed! [14:33] Mr. Villain     But I will enjoy my day off, so there! [14:37] Mr. Villain     I'll just go elsewhere. [14:40] Red     Hey, it's okay! [14:51] Mr. Villain     Curse you, Ranger! [14:54] Mr. Villain     Next time I see you while I'm on     the clock, you're gonna get it! [14:58] Mr. Villain     I can't deal with any more interruptions. [15:02] Red     Excuse me. [15:06] Mr. Villain     Guess I might as well deal with this now. [15:11] Mr. Villain     What a coincidence, Ranger. [15:13] Red     You gave me an umbrella once      when it was raining. [15:16] Red     You've also given me directions      countless times. [15:20] Mr. Villain     Yeah... [15:21] Red     It's belated, but this is a thank-you. [15:24] Mr. Villain     Well, thanks. [15:26] Mr. Villain     You weren't following me around     so you could catch me? [15:29] Red     I was lost and happened to see you. [15:32] Red     So I thought, "Now's my chance!" [15:34] Red     Now we're totally even,     nice guy from the Evil League. [15:38] Red     See you next time, when I defeat you! [15:50] Mr. Villain     You have good taste, Ranger. [15:56] Pink     Red, come quick. [15:58] Red     Pink, what's the— [15:59] Pink     Shh! Come here quietly. [16:01] Red     Okay... [16:02] Pink     Check this out. [16:06] Red     Wow! All three of them are asleep      in the same pose! [16:11] Red     Is this Ranger resonance?! [16:14] Pink     Lie down in the same pose, Red. [16:17] Red     What? Me? [16:19] Red     Where? [16:20] Pink     Either next to Mugi or Sora,      whatever. But hurry. [16:31] Red     You wanted to take a picture, Pink? [16:34] Pink     Yeah, I thought I'd send it to Black. [16:38] Pink     He likes this sort of thing lots. SIGN    Lookie, lookie SIGN    Red's there because I made him [17:08] AI voice     Your meeting starts in ten minutes. [17:13] AI voice     Black, disquieting movements     detected amongst the enemy forces. [17:20] Black     ...awake. [17:23] AI voice     Black. [17:23] Black     I'm awake. [17:26] AI voice     Black. [17:28] Black     I'm awake. [17:32] AI voice     No going back to sleep. [17:34] Black     I'm already up. [17:54] Rooney     Preparations are complete, General. [18:27] Red     Nice guy from the Evil League! [18:30] Red     We meet again! [18:39] Red     It's our duty to defeat all of you! [18:57] Red     Let's have a fair— [19:06] Black     Red! [19:10] Trigger     Come get some! [19:15] Trigger     Eat this, Ranger! [19:30] Rooney     Very good. Keep it up. [19:32] Rooney     Let's get some more data     out of those Rangers. [19:45] Rooney     Whoop. SIGN    Panda Fair [22:11] Mr. Villain     I'm a high-ranking officer     of the Evil League, which fights daily [22:16] Mr. Villain     to claim the Earth in the     name of our home planet. SIGN    You'll find convenient ready-made food at the checkout counter! [22:44] Yamano     Thank you so much! [22:48] Harada     Come again! [22:58] Mr. Villain     But I would never do battle     with the Rangers today. [23:03] Mr. Villain     Yes, because after all... [23:09] Mr. Villain     it's my day off. SIGN    Mr. Villain's Day Off