E8 - To the South Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    To the south SIGN    You're pretty good, Partner SIGN    You're not too bad yourself [04:57] Dayon     Dayon! SIGN    All right, Partner, let's go SIGN    To the south SIGN    Dayon SIGN    "Mt. Takao" [06:31] Choro     Good morning. I'm Choromatsu. [06:34] Choro     Today, we're all going to Mt. Takao. [06:38] Choro     Mt. Takao is a popular tourist     spot located in Hachioji. [06:41] Choro     More people climb it per year than     any other mountain in the world. [06:45] Choro     I'm so excited! [06:50] Choro     Guys, hurry up. We're gonna miss the train. [06:54] Ichi     Here I am. [06:57] Choro     You're taking this climb very lightly. [06:59] Choro     Why are you wearing sandals? [07:01] Kara     Sorry for the wait. [07:03] Choro     Why do you have a guitar? [07:05] Todo     All set! SIGN    Sunscreen [07:08] Choro     You're way too worried about sunburn! [07:10] Choro     We're climbing a mountain, Todomatsu! A little sunburn comes with the territory! [07:18] Choro     Huh?! [07:19] Choro     I didn't plan on this mountain     trip being that hardcore! [07:23] Choro     Wait, uh... [07:24] Choro     Where's the last one? [07:38] Choro     Wake up! [07:47] Oso     Man, the local train is so empty     during the day on weekdays. I love it. [07:52] Oso     Why don't most people ride around this time? [07:56] Choro     Probably because they're working. [07:58] Jyushi     If you go anywhere, going during     the day on a weekday is the best. [08:00] Jyushi     It's never very crowded. [08:02] Todo     Why doesn't everyone else do this?     Are they stupid? [08:06] Jyushi     It's probably because they're working. [08:08] Kara     I guess that makes us NEETs winners. [08:12] Jyushi     True. [08:16] Ichi     By the way, why are we     suddenly going to Mt. Takao? [08:20] Jyushi     So that we NEETs can quell the tinge     of anxiety we feel from day to day. [08:26] Todo     Exactly! If we take these     slightly longer trips, [08:29] Todo     we feel like we've accomplished something,     and we feel a little better emotionally. [08:32] Todo     That's what we're after here. [08:34] Ichi     I see. [08:36] All     Being NEETs is the best! [08:42] Choro     Enough nonsense, you guys.     Here, just read this. [08:45] Ichi     The hell is this? SIGN    Trip Guide     Mt. Takao [08:48] Choro     A trip guide! [08:49] All     Guide? [08:51] Choro     I worked extra hard on these just     so we could use them today. [08:55] Oso     I can't even fully express how     disgusted I am with you right now. [08:58] Choro     Don't be disgusted with me! [09:00] Kara     Hey! [09:01] Kara     This guide... [09:03] Kara     doesn't seem to include my solo concert! [09:06] Choro     Why the hell would it? SIGN    7 AM Wake up     8 AM Kichijoji Station     8:20 AM Meidaimae Station     9:20 AM Takaosanguchi Station     Commemorative Photo     10:40 AM Reach the top     Commemorative Photo     12 PM Lunch [09:07] Todo     Uh... aren't there a lot     of commemorative photos? SIGN    1 PM Observatory     Commemorative Photo     3 PM Yakuo-in Temple     Commemorative Photo [09:11] Todo     That's gonna be pretty     rough with six guys. [09:13] Jyushi     The recreation sucks, too. SIGN    5 PM Recreation     Shiritori     Bingo     Hide and seek     7 PM Campfire     Commemorative Photo     Let's all talk about our dreams. [09:15] Jyu     Shiritori, bingo, hide and seek...     Yeah, this is hell. [09:19] Ichi     Hey, what the hell is this     about a campfire at the end? [09:22] Ichi     "L-Let's all talk about our dreams"? SIGN    7 PM Campfire     Commemorative Photo     Let's all talk about our dreams. [09:25] Oso     With six guys? [09:28] Todo     At Mt. Takao? [09:31] Choro     We're doing this! Got it?! [09:33] Choro     I took the time to figure this all out! [09:35] Choro     You'll do as I say! [09:44] Choro     We're transferring here. [09:45] Some     Yeah... [09:48] Choro     One more transfer. [09:50] Choro     Next, we're transferring over here. [09:54] Ichi     It is super easy on us to have someone like     him, though. All we have to do is follow him. [10:00] Oso     It is pretty helpful. [10:02] Kara     Choromatsu, sorry for getting     on your case earlier. [10:05] All     Sorry. [10:13] Todo     Where the hell are we?! [10:15] Todo     We're not getting any closer to     the mountain, Choromatsu-niisan! [10:18] Jyushi     We're lost, aren't we? [10:19] Ichi     Come on... [10:21] Choro     No, we're not lost. [10:23] Kara     Uh, but... [10:24] Choro     We're not lost. [10:25] Kara     Wha— [10:26] Choro     We're not lost. We're not lost.     We're not lost. We're not lost. [10:28] Todo     Dude, you're creeping me out... SIGN    Ticket SIGN    Ticket [10:40] Jyu     Huh? [10:42] Jyushi     Crap. I don't have my ticket. [10:44] Todo     What? Jeez... [10:46] Ichi     I don't have mine, either. [10:47] Todo     What?! [10:48] Kara     Me, neither. [10:49] Todo     Huh?! [10:49] Kara     Osomatsu, do you have your ticket? [10:52] Oso     What's a ticket? [10:54] Todo     Uh, hello?! Adults supposedly over 20! [10:57] Todo     Er, Choromatsu-niisan, there's no     point in looking through the guide. [11:00] Todo     It's not gonna solve anything for you. [11:16] Choro     What are you doing? [11:17] Jyushi     Be careful! Ya never know what's     gonna happen on the mountain! [11:20] Choro     We're not there yet. [11:22] Todo     Hmm... How far should we go? [11:25] Todo     It's too hard to go all the way to the summit. SIGN    Yakuo-in Temple [11:28] Choro     How about we go to Yakuo-in, then? [11:30] Choro     Let's pay our respects there. [11:32] Todo     Oh, nice. We should get going, then.     I don't want it to get dark. [11:35] Choro     Yeah. So... which way to the mountain? [11:39] Kara     The mountain's that way. [11:41] Jyushi     Huh? How can you tell, Karamatsu-niisan? [11:44] Kara     How can I tell, you ask? [11:46] Kara     That's because... the mountain's calling to me. [11:49] Jyushi     That's awesome! [11:51] Todo     The mountain's this way. [11:55] Choro     Hey, wait. We're not all here. [12:04] Todo     It's too early to buy gifts!     Let's buy them on our way home. SIGN    Myount Takao Gifts [12:07] Todo     Also, do you even need that katana? [12:09] Oso     It's so cool. [12:10] Jyushi     So cool! [12:11] Choro     Jyushimatsu! You don't need to buy one! [12:16] Ichi     I guess I'm not going to find Ichimatsu. [12:19] Jyushi     I found Matsuno, though! [12:20] Ichi     For real?! [12:24] Choro     Seriously, save the souvenirs for later! [12:27] Todo     Instagram likes, here I come! [12:28] Choro     Don't wander off, Todomatsu! [13:01] Choro     Food later! We need to go to the temple first! SIGN    Cable Car Station SIGN    Lift Station [13:09] Jyushi     Which should we take? [13:11] Todo     It's hard to decide. [13:13] Todo     Seriously, put down the guide. [13:14] Kara     My brothers... [13:16] Kara     Do you really want to rely on civilization? [13:20] Kara     The mountain's crying! [13:22] Kara     Let's walk up! [13:24] Kara     Let's work together to... own this mountain! [13:28] Todo     But if we walk up, it's going     to take almost two hours. [13:32] Kara     Huh? [13:33] Oso     Go ahead. [13:34] Jyushi     Go for it. [13:36] Choro     Osomatsu-niisan, should we     take the cable car or lift? [13:40] Oso     Who cares? Why don't we just split up? [13:45] Todo     Who's going on the cable car? [13:46] Choro     Me. [13:47] Jyu     Who's going on the lift? [13:49] Oso     Sure. [13:51] Jyu     What about you, Ichimatsu-niisan? [13:52] Ichi     I'm not sure. This is a hard decision. [13:55] Todo     The cable car's totally better. It's safer. [13:58] Jyushi     But the lift's way more exciting! [14:01] Choro     But the view from the cable     car tends to be better. [14:05] Kara     We need to feel that wind! Lift it is! [14:08] Jyushi     What are you going to do, Ichimatsu-niisan? [14:09] Ichi     It's a really hard decision. The kind     that makes your personality come out. [14:13] Kara     Take the lift, I'm telling you! SIGN    Tickets          Welcome                                                  Cable Car Lift Groups [14:14] ---     I say cable car! [14:15] ---     Feel the wind! [14:17] ---     It's the lift you want! [14:22] All     What should we do? [14:23] Oso     Can we just decide already?! [14:26] Choro     So we're good with the lift? [14:27] All     Yeah. [14:28] Choro     Okay, then... [14:28] Kara     N-Now, hang on! [14:30] Kara     This is pretty expensive! [14:35] Ichi     Wh-What should we do? [14:37] Todo     I dunno. [14:38] Kara     I didn't expect to face an obstacle like this... [14:40] Jyushi     Is there a NEET discount? [14:42] Oso     Of course not. [14:48] Jyushi     Hey, I've got a great idea! SIGN    One Way Round Trip [14:57] Todo     The mountain! We're going up the mountain! [15:00] Choro     Six for the kids' pwice pwease! [15:02] Ichi     Pwease! [15:03] Jyushi     We're kids! [15:04] Oso     Kids! [15:06] All     Kids' pwice! SIGN    One way Foot of the mountain -> Summit SIGN    Operation Hours [15:11] Oso     Damn it... She charged full price.     Mt. Takao pulls no punches. [15:15] Kara     Yeah, we gave it too little credit. [15:20] Ichi     I can't anymore. [15:22] Todo     That was fast. We haven't even     gone up the mountain yet. [15:25] Ichi     My feet are going to fall off. [15:26] Todo     Why did you even wear sandals? [15:29] Kara     We're gonna be getting on in pairs.      We should decide who's going with who. [15:32] Oso     What? That's gross. [15:34] Oso     We can just go one by one. [15:36] Choro     We can't. We'd be     inconveniencing other people. [15:39] Choro     Let's decide the pairs with rock-paper-scissors. [15:42] Choro     Here we go. Ready, and... [15:44] All     Shoot. [15:45] All     Shoot. Shoot. Shoot. [15:48] Jyushi     There it is! [15:52] Kara     Good for you. Sitting next to me     is a treat, you lucky bastard, you. [15:57] Ichi     Totty, will you switch with me? [16:00] Todo     Huh? Switch? Really?! [16:04] Ichi     Nah, never mind. Both options sorta suck. [16:06] Todo     Right? [16:07] Both     What's that supposed to mean? [16:08] Choro     Wanna switch? [16:11] All     Yeah, no way in hell. [16:12] Choro     I figured. [16:13] Oso     What's that supposed to mean? [16:17] Oso     Wait, why are you shaking? [16:19] Oso     What's wrong? [16:20] Choro     H-How do you get on a lift? [16:23] Oso     Huh? [16:23] Choro     Crap... I-I might not be able to do this. [16:25] Oso     It's easy. You just stand there and it'll     come to you, then you just sit down. [16:29] Choro     I'm getting nervous... [16:41] Oso     Hey, you okay? [16:44] Oso     Wha— [16:45] Oso     Why the hell would you dodge it?! [16:49] Kara     Hey! [16:51] Jyushi     Wait, wait, wait, wait. [16:56] Kara     The mountain and me... [16:58] Kara     The mountain and me! The mountain and me! [17:04] Oso     I'm so hyped! Woo! [17:08] Choro     Stop moving around so much! It's dangerous! [17:11] Oso     Hey, just look. [17:20] Jyushi     Say, Totty... Could you take     some pictures of me, too? [17:24] Todo     Nope. I'm taking these to look like     I came to Mt. Takao on my own. [17:29] Jyushi     What? [17:30] Todo     If I take pictures with you guys,      I'll get fewer likes. [17:33] Jyushi     What?! [17:34] Todo     Here, take my picture. [17:37] Jyushi     Okay! [17:38] Todo     Huh? Hey, wait! What?! [17:41] Todo     Hey! Why'd you post that?! [17:44] Jyushi     Maybe they'll think we're on a date. [17:47] Todo     The horror! [17:49] Oso     Hey, guys! [17:51] Oso     Aren't you glad we came today? [17:53] Oso     Being NEETs is awesome! Yay! [17:55] All     Yay! SIGN    Caution High Voltage [18:01] Girl     Oh, stop. I'm going to fall! [18:09] Oso     Hope you find happiness! [18:10] Choro     Don't cheat on each other, okay? [18:11] Both     Don't forget the birth control! [18:13] Both     Make sure you wear protection! SIGN    Say cheese! SIGN    Photo Spot SIGN    Photo Op [18:20] Photographer     Okay, I'm gonna take the picture! [18:26] Kara     The hell is up with these poses?     I can't believe he got these! SIGN    1 Photo 700 yen [18:29] Ichi     I sorta want these. [18:31] Oso     I know! I totally want these! [18:34] Guy     Thank you very much.     One photo will be 700 yen. [18:38] All     Nah, that's okay. [18:39] Guy     Huh? [18:40] Jyushi     We're flat broke, so... [18:42] Guy     Huh? [18:48] Ichi     I-I can't anymore... [18:51] Oso     Damn it, this katana's in the way. [19:01] Todo     I'm done... [19:06] Jyushi     Toughen up, men! Walk! Walk! [19:18] All     Wow, this is amazing! [19:21] Choro     It's so pretty! This feels great! [19:23] Ichi     The air's so different up here. [19:25] Kara     Yeah, it's just so refreshing. [19:27] Todo     Wanna take a photo? [19:29] All     Sheeeh! [19:34] Ichi     It's good. [19:36] Jyushi     Yum! [19:42] Kara     Uh, hey. [19:44] Kara     Hey, now. [19:45] Kara     Hey! [20:13] Oso     Man, that was satisfying. [20:15] Ichi     Okay, let's go home. [20:17] Choro     Wait, wait, wait. [20:18] Choro     We need to pay our respects!     We're going to Yakuo-in! [20:35] Oso     Damn it, again? [20:38] Jyushi     It's pretty long... [20:43] All     Hey! [20:45] Oso     No fair using a truck! Get off, damn it! [20:46] Jyushi     You cheaters! [20:49] Ichi     Nope. I'm done. [20:51] kara     Let's give up. [20:52] Oso     This is far enough. [20:54] Kara     Let's go home. [20:55] Ichi     We can't... [20:58] Choro     We were always like this. [21:01] Choro     Whenever we started something,     we'd immediately make excuses, run away, [21:05] Choro     and never accomplish anything. [21:09] Choro     But this time was different. [21:12] Choro     We didn't want to give up. [21:14] Choro     We felt like if we reached our goal,     something inside us would change. [21:20] Choro     Yes... [21:21] Choro     In order to fight against the [21:23] Choro     shitty routine that would     come for us again tomorrow. [21:26] Choro     We didn't want to give up. [21:37] Choro     And then... [21:39] Choro     We finally made it. [21:42] Choro     We finally did it. [21:45] Choro     It may be trivial, [21:47] Choro     but we pulled through. [21:50] Choro     Even we can do this. [21:53] Choro     Or so we thought... [21:57] Choro     But this was all... SIGN    End [21:59] Choro     an illusion. SIGN    Next time on SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu [23:34] Jyushi     Jyushimatsu here! [23:36] Jyushi     In the next episode of Mr. Osomatsu,     we're going to try to do chores! [23:40] Jyushi     Chores from above, chores from below. [23:43] Jyushi     Chores from the right, chores from the left. [23:46] Jyushi     I wanna know what chores everyone's good at. SIGN    "Let's Do Chores" etc. [23:49] Jyushi     I don't wanna know what     chores everyone's good at.