# E8 - Jyushimatsu and the Dolphin / Totoko and Nyaa
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***SIGN*** "Synthesis"
**[01:36] Deka**
It's finally complete!
**[01:39] Deka**
This is the invention of the century!
It will instantly combine any two things.
***SIGN*** Knock First
**[01:44] Deka**
Right Outta Nowhere-chan No. 1.
**[01:50] Deka**
First, we'll do this,
**[01:53] Deka**
then this...
**[01:56] Deka**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** In Use
***SIGN*** In Use
**[02:31] Deka**
It's a success!
**[02:33] Deka**
Curry rice right outta nowhere!
**[02:36] Deka**
This is going to make me rich!
All my hard work's finally paying off!
**[02:43] Deka**
I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** In Use
***SIGN*** In Use
**[03:21] Deka**
My name is Flypan.
**[03:27] Deka**
Pleasure doing business with you.
***SIGN*** Uochuu
**[03:30] Oso**
One, two... One, two...
**[03:33] Toto**
Stop peeking, you dumbass! Get outta here!
**[03:36] Oso**
Ow...
**[03:38] Iyami**
Sheeeh! What are you
going to do about this?!
**[03:41] Iyami**
I demand compensation! This is slander!
**[03:45] Iyami**
Hand over reparations!
**[04:04] Iya**
Sheeeh! My name is Iyamatsu!
**[04:11] Iya**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[04:27] Chibi**
My name is Chibibou, jo!
**[04:30] Chibi**
The hell?! You jerks! Dammit!
**[04:33] Chibi**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[04:45] Kara**
I'm Karachoro!
**[04:47] Choro**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[04:49] Kara**
Come at me, bro!
**[04:50] Choro**
Bring it on, bro!
**[04:54] Both**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[05:06] Jyushi**
Boeh!
**[05:10] Ichi**
We're a monster.
**[05:14] All**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[05:26] Thing**
My name is Hashimoto Nyaanosuke, meow.
**[05:28] Thing**
Meow.
**[05:30] Thing**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[05:46] Toto**
Pleasure doing business with you.
**[06:31] Dayon**
Gonna combine even more!
***SIGN*** Bakery
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[06:44] Dayon**
Even more!
**[06:53] Dayon**
Now God will be complete.
**[07:35] Dayon**
I've done something horrible!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Akatsuka Sealand
***SIGN*** Akatsuka Sea
Dolphin Show
***SIGN*** Jyushimatsu and
the Dolphin
***SIGN*** Dolphin Trainer Office
**[08:16] Kara**
You can't be serious!
***SIGN*** Dolphin Trainer Office
**[08:21] Kara**
Are you mocking this job?
You must be, to say something like that!
**[08:26] Jyu**
No, I'm not! I just want to do this job.
**[08:30] Jyu**
So, please!
**[08:33] Kara**
It's impossible.
**[08:34] Jyu**
Please!
**[08:35] Kara**
Nope.
**[08:36] Jyu**
Please!
**[08:39] Ichi**
Go on home. There are things
in this world that work out if you try,
**[08:44] Ichi**
but there are some that don't.
**[08:45] Choro**
And this case would be the latter.
You're not cut out for this job.
**[08:49] Jyu**
Please don't say that!
**[08:51] Choro**
Well, it's true.
**[08:52] Jyu**
But why?!
**[08:54] Choro**
I mean, I could understand if you wanted
to become a dolphin trainer like us,
**[08:59] Choro**
but you want to become a dolphin, right?
**[09:01] Choro**
You mean an actual dolphin, right?
**[09:05] Choro**
It's not possible.
**[09:08] Jyu**
No. As long as I do my best,
it'll work out somehow!
**[09:11] All**
No, it won't!
**[09:13] Todo**
It's impossible, no matter
how you think about it!
**[09:14] Jyu**
And I ask you not to say that!
**[09:16] Oso**
Seriously, why a dolphin?!
Why would you choose a dolphin?
***SIGN*** Now Hiring
***SIGN*** Become Friends
with the Dolphins
**[09:19] Oso**
If you want to be a trainer,
we're short-staffed so we're definitely looking!
**[09:23] Jyu**
No. I have no interest
in becoming a trainer, so I can't.
**[09:27] Oso**
You seriously piss me off.
**[09:29] Kara**
How are you even going to become a dolphin?
**[09:32] Jyu**
I'll work hard.
**[09:33] Choro**
You're a human! You're not going to be able
to swim backstroke or do high jumps!
**[09:36] Jyu**
But I can!
**[09:38] Ichi**
Why? Why do you want
to be a dolphin so badly?
**[09:42] Jyu**
Well, you see...
**[09:44] Jyu**
I'm a NEET.
**[09:47] Jyu**
B-Because I'm a NEET,
I wanted to find a job.
**[09:51] Jyu**
I want to be able to make money on my own...
**[09:54] Choro**
Yeah, uh, we're not feeling sorry for you.
**[09:56] Ichi**
You're a NEET, so you want a job?
**[09:59] Ichi**
Seriously, why do you want
to become a dolphin, then?
**[10:01] Ichi**
If that's your goal,
you should get a real job first.
**[10:04] Ichi**
Though it's still impossible
for you to become a dolphin!
**[10:06] Jyu**
It's not impossible!
**[10:07] All**
Get lost!
**[10:08] Jyu**
No!
**[10:11] Girl**
Please wait!
**[10:14] Girl**
Leader, would you let me
handle him for a while?
**[10:18] Kara**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[10:21] Girl**
I'll train him responsibly,
**[10:24] Girl**
and I'll help him appear
in the dolphin show as a dolphin.
**[10:28] Kara**
Wh-What?
**[10:38] Choro**
Come on, out of the way!
**[10:39] Oso**
Move!
**[10:41] Ichi**
The Dolphin Sisters are coming through!
**[10:43] Kara**
Clear a path!
**[10:46] Todo**
Ew, the pool reeks of human today, Sissies.
**[10:52] Four**
How gross.
**[10:54] Girl**
It's okay, Jyushimatsu-kun.
**[10:57] Girl**
Let's practice together over here.
**[11:00] Jyu**
‘Kay.
**[11:04] Girl**
You can do it, Jyushimatsu-kun!
**[11:06] Girl**
Dolphins hold their breath for about
fifteen minutes under the water.
**[11:09] Girl**
Just twelve more minutes!
**[11:12] Jyu**
I can't... I can't breathe!
**[11:14] Girl**
What? You can't hold out?
**[11:16] Girl**
Let's have you come
up for air real quick, then.
**[11:18] Girl**
Dolphins can fill their lungs 90% full
of fresh air with a single breath.
**[11:24] Girl**
Ready? Go!
**[11:27] Girl**
Jyushimatsu-kun!
**[11:30] Girl**
Jyushimatsu-kun!
**[11:37] Gil**
And go!
**[11:43] Girl**
Swim in that position, Jyushimatsu-kun.
**[11:46] Girl**
Use your inner dolphin! Dolphin kick!
**[11:48] Girl**
Feel the dolphin with
every part of your body!
**[11:51] Girl**
You're a dolphin!
You're a dolphin, Jyushimatsu-kun!
**[11:55] Girl**
Jyushimatsu-kun!
**[12:00] Girl**
Okay, ready?
**[12:01] Girl**
Here.
**[12:05] Girl**
Come on, you have to
swallow it whole. Ready?
**[12:09] Girl**
Here.
**[12:11] Girl**
Here.
**[12:12] Girl**
Here.
**[12:14] Girl**
Here, here, here, here.
**[12:22] Girl**
Jeez! Why can't you even do that much?
**[12:25] Girl**
Hurry up and let out an ultrasonic squeak.
**[12:30] Girl**
Come on, hurry!
You're a dolphin, aren't you?
**[12:32] Girl**
Where's your whistling? Your barking?
**[12:34] Girl**
Why can't you make those sounds? Ugh!
**[12:37] Girl**
Jyushimatsu-kun, you idiot!
**[12:41] Girl**
There!
**[12:43] Girl**
Hup!
**[12:46] Girl**
Here's your reward.
**[12:48] Girl**
Hey! Straighten up, Jyushimatsu!
**[12:52] Girl**
Jyushimatsu!
**[12:54] Girl**
Jyushimatsu!
**[12:55] Jyu**
You're tougher than I thought you'd be!
***SIGN*** Closed
**[13:01] Iyami**
Sheeeh! Are you all training hard?
**[13:05] Iyami**
If you mess up in front of the director,
you'll have to deal with me.
***SIGN*** Director
**[13:10] Kara**
Don't worry. We've got this down.
**[13:12] Choro**
Please start the test whenever.
**[13:14] Iyami**
Are you sure?
**[13:16] Jyushi**
Thanks for your time!
**[13:21] Deka**
Start the test.
**[13:24] Todo**
I'll go first!
**[13:26] Todo**
Jump!
**[13:28] Iyami**
Very good.
**[13:30] Oso**
There!
**[13:30] Choro**
Go!
**[13:35] Iyami**
Sheeeh! Fabulous!
**[13:39] Deka**
Very good. You're all very skilled.
**[13:42] Iyami**
We'll make a killing again
won't we, sir?
**[13:44] Girl**
Jyushimatsu, go!
**[13:48] Iyami**
Huh?
**[13:50] Girl**
Now's the time to show off all
your hard work, Jyushimatsu!
**[14:06] Girl**
Go!
**[14:17] Deka**
I will now announce the results.
**[14:20] Deka**
You're the only one that failed.
**[14:22] Both**
What?!
**[14:23] Girl**
No way!
**[14:24] Jyushi**
Why?!
**[14:25] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[14:29] Jyushi**
I'm going to drown! This pool is deep!
**[14:33] Deka**
No dolphin looks like that.
**[14:34] Iyami**
You're fired!
**[14:41] Jyushi**
Why? But I worked so hard...
I did my absolute best.
**[14:46] Girl**
No, Jyushimatsu-kun. To be honest,
I think you failed, too.
**[14:52] Jyushi**
Huh?
**[14:53] Girl**
You're not a dolphin at all.
**[14:55] Girl**
I thought I was watching a grade
schooler learning how to swim.
**[15:00] Jyushi**
But wasn't the training a bit weird, too?
**[15:03] Girl**
That's true, too.
**[15:07] Girl**
It's just impossible. I was moved by
your passion, so I tried to help, but...
**[15:12] Girl**
It's just not possible for
you to become a dolphin.
**[15:16] Girl**
Let's go home.
**[15:17] Jyushi**
No, I'm going to practice.
**[15:19] Girl**
It's no use.
**[15:20] Jyushi**
I've only failed the test once!
**[15:22] Girl**
It's impossible! You're just not a dolphin!
**[15:25] Jyushi**
Shut up! I'm going to do this!
**[15:27] Girl**
Give it up!
**[15:28] Jyushi**
No!
**[15:29] Girl**
Just accept it!
**[15:30] Jyushi**
No! I'll never give up on my dreams!
**[15:37] Girl**
You blockhead.
**[15:39] Girl**
Do what you want!
**[16:07] Choro**
Having to work on your day off sucks.
**[16:09] Oso**
So tired.
**[16:10] Kara**
Who are we seeing at the mixer tonight?
**[16:12] Todo**
Doctors.
**[16:13] Kara**
Seriously?!
**[16:16] Ichi**
Hey, what's that?
**[16:20] kara**
Huh? What are they doing?
**[16:24] Choro**
They're jumping... but there's no audience.
**[16:31] Todo**
Go!
**[16:32] Choro**
Here!
**[16:36] Oso**
Go!
**[16:48] Kara**
And that's a wrap on the Sealand
dolphin show! Thank you very much!
**[16:56] Jyu**
We're not done yet!
**[16:58] Girl**
Huh?
**[17:01] Jyu**
Here I go!
**[17:04] Kara**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[17:08] Iyami**
Sheeeh! Stop him immediately!
**[17:11] Kara**
Right! Uh, ladies and gentlemen,
the show is now over.
**[17:15] Choro**
P-P-P-P-Please just ignore everything
you see from here on out.
**[17:18] Girl**
Move!
**[17:19] Girl**
Everyone! This is a special program
by our new dolphin, Jyushimatsu!
**[17:25] Girl**
He's new, so he might not be the best,
but please give him a warm welcome!
***SIGN*** Akatsuka
**[17:37] Girl**
* Go, Jyushimatsu-kun. Do everything*
* you can possibly do now!*
**[17:58] Girl**
Huh?
**[18:03] Girl**
*H-He actually did it! Wh-What's going on?*
**[18:11] Girl**
*A-Amazing! You look like one.*
**[18:13] Girl**
*You look like a dolphin, Jyushimatsu-kun!*
**[18:21] Todo**
Wait, wait, what?!
**[18:24] Oso**
What the heck is that?
**[18:29] Ichi**
Hey, stop that! Stop!
**[18:31] Choro**
Stop!
**[18:33] Kara**
It's no use.
**[18:34] Kara**
They aren't listening to us at all. Why?!
**[18:39] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[18:43] Girl**
Go...
**[18:48] Girl**
Go!
***SIGN*** The endless sea
***SIGN*** Beyond the horizon
***SIGN*** Jyushimatsu became
***SIGN*** a dolphin and is laughing
***SIGN*** If you feel like you've reached your limits
***SIGN*** Go to the sea and call out his name
***SIGN*** He'll be sure to come for you right away
***SIGN*** Jyushimatsu who became a dolphin
***SIGN*** Flip flop, splish splash
***SIGN*** Full Monty
***SIGN*** Flip flop, splish splash
***SIGN*** Ah, full Monty
***SIGN*** With you, with you
***SIGN*** So that I can smile with you
***SIGN*** I'll swim with my ass out
***SIGN*** It's just stupid to be depressed anymore
***SIGN*** Everybody let's...
***SIGN*** Jyushiolphin
***SIGN*** Completely naked, let's Jyushiolphin
***SIGN*** Jyushiolphin
***SIGN*** Jyushiolphin
***SIGN*** Fin
**[21:45] ---**
Hybrid Oden
***SIGN*** "Totoko and Nyaa"
**[21:53] Toto**
Good evening, Chibita-kun.
**[21:55] Chibi**
Oh, Totoko-chan! You came!
**[21:58] Chibi**
Thanks!
**[22:01] Toto**
Huh?!
**[22:17] Toto**
So good!
**[22:21] Nya**
So good!
**[22:25] Toto**
Well, this is a surprise.
I didn't think I'd see you drinking by yourself.
**[22:30] Nyaa**
Yeah, sometimes. I guess I never told you.
**[22:35] Toto**
Yeah, you never told me.
**[22:37] Nya**
Well, because I never told you.
**[22:42] Toto**
Oh, hey. So, how much do you usually drink?
**[22:46] Toto**
How much alcohol?
**[22:47] Nya**
Oh, you know. The usual.
**[22:50] Toto**
Huh? What's usual?
**[22:52] Nya**
I told you, usual.
**[22:53] Toto**
And I'm asking you what you mean by "usual."
**[22:55] Nya**
Usual.
**[22:56] Toto**
"Usual" isn't an answer.
I'm asking you how much.
**[22:59] Nya**
The usual amount.
**[23:01] Toto**
And I'm telling you, "usual"
doesn't make any sense!
**[23:04] Nya**
Huh?!
**[23:06] Nya**
I'm telling you, it's usual!
**[23:08] Toto**
Just tell me an actual amount!
**[23:10] Nya**
Usually people can tell what
a usual amount is!
**[23:13] Toto**
Would you stop saying "usual"?!
People usually don't say "usual" that much!
**[23:18] Nya**
What?!
**[23:19] Nya**
What?
**[23:20] Toto**
What?!
**[23:21] Chibi**
Hey, hey, hey, hey...
**[23:23] Toto**
You wanna piece of me, dumbass?!
**[23:25] Toto**
Come on, you dumbass!
**[23:26] Nyaa**
Die!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:32] Oso**
Heya! It's Osomatsu!
**[23:34] Oso**
A hedge between keeps friendship green?
**[23:37] Oso**
A hedge between keeps friendship green?
**[23:41] Oso**
Yeah, I know. How long do you
think I've been a sextuplet?
**[23:45] Oso**
A hedge between keeps friendship green?
**[23:49] Oso**
A hedge between keeps friendship...
***SIGN*** "Campaign Starting Now!" etc.
**[23:51] Oso**
Yeah, yeah, I know.