E25 - Final Episode Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:57] Oso     The last episode... [02:07] Mom     NEETs! [02:08] Mom     Why are you still in pajamas? SIGN    "Bored" [02:10] Mom     Get changed already! [02:11] Dad     All you do is laze around all day!      You need to shape up! [02:15] Dad     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:16] Mom     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:17] Dad     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:18] Mom     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:19] Dad     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:19] Mom     Womp waa womp waa waa. [02:21] Both     A big, long lecture! [02:25] Mom     Hon, we're not getting through to them. [02:27] Dad     This is probably why you     can't get any girls. [02:31] Mom     That did it. SIGN    Matsu SIGN    We are terribly sorry, but we will be closed for a while Management SIGN    Huge Sale SIGN    Tropical Fish [02:47] Todo     Wha... SIGN    Sorry, but we're currently     Closed     Pachinko Dragon Management [02:50] Todo     What? Seriously? SIGN    Pachinko Dragon [02:58] Todo     What's wrong? SIGN    To everyone using our dining area -No outside food allowed -Please do not drink alcohol Please do not stay for long periods of time [03:01] Jyushi     Guess we can't use the dining area. [03:04] Todo     What? Why not? [03:05] Kara     Does that mean we've been banned? [03:08] Choro     Nah, I don't think they've gone that far, [03:11] Choro     but they also asked us not to use it. [03:13] Todo     For real? Did we cause too much trouble? [03:16] Kara     We might've overstayed our welcome. [03:20] Oso     What? You guys are here, too? [03:23] Oso     Huh? What's wrong? [03:37] Choro     What should we do? [03:38] Choro     Should we go home? [03:46] Todo     Maybe I'll get a part-time job. [03:48] Todo     Repeating this every day is sorta pointless. [03:50] Todo     What a waste of time. [03:52] Kara     A part-time job? Like what? [03:54] Todo     Something easy. One where I can     get tons of money in a short time. SIGN    Pine Part-time Jobs | Top Page          Pine Part-time Jobs [03:58] Kara     Does something like that exist?     What kind of job is that? [04:01] Todo     Hm? [04:03] Kara     Hm? [04:04] Todo     It's your job to think of that,     Karamatsu-niisan! [04:07] Kara     Sorry... [04:09] Kara     Why did I just apologize? [04:12] Jyushi     I'm gonna get a part-time job, too! [04:13] Both     Don't bother. [04:14] Todo     You? Get a part-time job? [04:17] Kara     What do you even plan on doing? [04:18] Jyushi     I'll be the ball boy at Meiji Jingu Stadium! [04:21] Todo     You just want to play baseball. [04:24] Kara     Jyushimatsu, ball boys can't play in games. [04:28] Jyushi     I don't need any money!     Could I just be a pinch runner? [04:30] Kara     Nope. [04:31] Jyushi     A base coach? [04:32] Kara     Nope. [04:33] Jyushi     Defensive replacement! Bullpen catcher! [04:34] Kara     Nope! Go home! [04:36] Jyushi     Scorekeeper! Umpire! Beer vendor! [04:36] Kara     Nope! Nope! Nope! [04:37] Todo     What about you, Ichimatsu-niisan? [04:39] Ichi     Nah. [04:41] Ichi     Just living like this is a part-time job. [04:44] Todo     Uh, what? [04:46] Oso     Maybe I'll get a part-time job, too. [04:48] Choro     Like you actually could! [04:49] Oso     What? But I can do anything! [04:51] Oso     I can do anything if I try! [04:53] Choro     Uh... [04:54] Ichi     How about working at a      family restaurant, then? [04:56] Oso     Welcome. How many in your party? [04:59] Jyushi     A gas station? [05:00] Oso     This way! This way! [05:01] Kara     Construction worker. [05:03] Choro     A bird. [05:05] Ichi     A gorilla. [05:07] Jyushi     A frog! [05:10] Choro     A frog working at a family restaurant. [05:14] Jyushi     Holy crap! He really can do anything! [05:16] Choro     Yeah, but that's sorta pointless! [05:19] Oso     Sparkle Phantom Stream! [05:22] All     Sparkle, sparkle! Sparkle, sparkle! [05:24] All     Sparkle, sparkle! Sparkle, sparkle! [05:24] Choro     Screw you! [05:27] Ichi     Sparkle Phantom Stream,      but a construction worker. [05:30] All     Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle,     sparkle, sparkle, sparkle... [05:46] Kara     Man, I'm bored. [05:48] Choro     I want to do something. [05:50] Todo     But I also don't. [05:53] Oso     I want a change. [05:54] Kara     But I also don't. [05:57] Jyushi     I want to go somewhere. [05:59] Ichi     But I also don't. [06:01] Todo     I want to take it easy. [06:03] Choro     We've already had it so easy. [06:07] Kara     B-Brothers? Why don't we actually seriously     contemplate our futures for once? [06:11] Kara     Like what we want to do     or how we want to end up? [06:15] Kara     No jokes. Let's take this seriously. [06:21] Kara     Well? What do you all want to do? [06:24] Oso     I want a beer. [06:25] Jyushi     I want some meat. [06:26] Ichi     I wanna sleep. [06:26] Todo     I wanna buy some porn. [06:28] Choro     Likewise. [06:29] Kara     I'd pick any of those things, too. [06:39] Employee     Hey! [06:46] Oso     He shooed us away. [06:48] Ichi     That's our fault. [06:49] Jyushi     Sorry. [06:50] Todo     We need to find another place. [06:56] Oso     Oh, I know. [06:57] Oso     Why don't we go see some cherry blossoms? [06:59] Oso     They've probably bloomed by now. [07:00] Todo     Hey, that's a great idea! [07:02] Jyushi     Let's throw a party! Yeah! [07:03] Kara     What about the booze and snacks? [07:05] Ichi     Should we all bring stuff? [07:06] Ichi     Let's all do that and meet back up. [07:08] Jyushi     Yay! [07:10] Kara     And then I'll sing you all a song. [07:12] Ichi     Don't. You'll kill the cherry blossoms. [07:16] Todo     Nice. We can finally kill some time. [07:22] Choro     Uh, yeah. We're gonna go see some     cherry blossoms. Can't wait. [07:28] Jyushi     Let's go get some booze and snacks! [07:30] All     Yeah! [07:31] Oso     Let's meet back up at the park at 6 PM! [07:33] All     Yeah! [07:38] Oso     Like I have any money, though... [07:41] Oso     Come on, someone treat me. [07:43] Oso     I just want someone to treat     me for the rest of my life. [07:46] Riceballs     Hello! [07:48] Shake     I'm Salmon. [07:49] Ume     I'm Pickled Plum. [07:50] Both     We're the Riceballs. [07:51] Both     Thanks for coming to see us today! [07:53] Ume     Hey, Salmon-kun. [07:54] Oso     Hey, it's the Riceballs. [07:55] Shake     What is it, Pickled Plum-kun? [07:56] Guy     Hey, you suck! [07:58] Guy     Epic fail! [08:00] Guy     You call yourselves comedians? [08:01] Guy     Do something funny! [08:06] Both     Piss off! [08:08] Some     Save me! [08:13] Jyushi     Booze and snacks... [08:16] Jyushi     I'll just get some from Chibita! SIGN    Hybrid     Oden [08:19] Jyushi     Chibita! [08:22] Jyushi     Huh?! [08:24] Jyushi     Chibita?! [08:25] Jyushi     Why are you dressed like that?! [08:28] Chibi     Hey, Broke Bros. [08:31] Chibi     I've been rollin' in the dough lately,     so I bought some stuff. [08:34] Jyushi     Wh-What about your oden shop? [08:37] Jyushi     And the maid thing? [08:38] Chibi     That's all in the past, you idjit. [08:41] Chibi     The next big thing's gonna be... [08:44] Chibi     Cryptocurrency. [08:46] Jyushi     C-Cryptocurrency? What's that? [08:48] Chibi     It's basically imaginary money.     There ain't no money in the real world. [08:53] Chibi     So you just imagine it in your mind! [08:56] Chibi     I've got money! More and more of it! [08:58] Chibi     And since it's imaginary, you just imagine     that you you keep getting money. [09:04] Jyushi     But you actually haven't gotten     any more money, right? [09:06] Chibi     That doesn't matter. It's imaginary. [09:08] Jyushi     I see! [09:09] Chibi     I've got savings for eternity! [09:11] Jyushi     Sheer genius! [09:12] Chibi     Jyushimatsu! You get into     cryptocurrency, too! [09:15] Jyushi     Aye! [09:20] Chibi     More! You need to imagine harder,     or you won't get any money! [09:26] Chibi     Well? Can you see the money? [09:28] Jyushi     I can't! [09:29] Chibi     Imagine harder! [09:48] Kara     How strange. [09:49] Kara     A hot guy like me is clearly bored,     but no one's talking to me. [09:54] Kara     What's going on? [09:55] Kara     Why aren't you popular,     Karamatsu? How bizarre. [10:01] Kara     What a big machine. [10:04] Kara     That's exactly what I'm lacking right now. [10:06] Kara     But I don't have any money. [10:08] Kara     What are you going to do, Karamatsu? [10:10] Kara     Find a real job? A part-time one? [10:13] Kara     I guess I could always try crowdfunding. [10:16] Kara     But doing things the old-fashioned     way isn't fit for a star. [10:19] Kara     I'm gonna turn the tables! SIGN    Lotto [10:36] Truck     Backing up. Please be careful. [10:41] Ichi     Where am I supposed to be? [10:44] Ichi     Uh, I don't even smoke. [10:47] Lady     He's creepy. SIGN    Construction     50m Ahead SIGN    Akatsuka Moving Company [10:51] Ichi     Maybe I should just go home. SIGN    Daiginjo Sakura 11,250 yen (tax included) [11:09] Hata     Jo... jo, jo, jo... [11:11] Todo     Huh?! Hatabou?! [11:13] Todo     You're so tiny! But your flag's huge! [11:15] Todo     What happened? You okay? [11:17] Hata     My flag sucks up nutrients, jo. [11:19] Todo     Your flag sucks up nutrients? [11:21] Todo     Oh, no! Let's just yank it out! [11:23] Hata     Jo. [11:36] Todo     It's no use. I can't pull it out. [11:38] Todo     Maybe I should try pushing instead. [11:42] Todo     Hey, you're back to normal.     Guess that was the right answer. [11:45] Todo     Ready, and... [11:51] Todo     What?! [11:53] Todo     Why the hell?! [11:54] Todo     H-H-Hatabou! Stop! SIGN    Akatsuka Driving School [11:59] Kara     Oh? Totoko-chan? SIGN    Spring Driving Safety Campaign SIGN    Akatsuka Driving School [12:02] Kara     You're going to driving school? [12:04] Toto     Yeah. I figured it'd be     convenient to have a license. [12:07] Toto     So I'm just gonna go do that! [12:09] Kara     Sounds cool. [12:11] Toto     I'm a much better driver now. [12:13] Toto     Wanna see? [12:14] Kara     Yeah, I sure do! [12:18] Kara     You've got this, Totoko-chan! [12:21] Kara     Ignition. [12:25] Toto     I'm going to turn right. [12:28] Guy     Look out! SIGN    Akatsuka Driving School [12:32] Toto     I'm going to make a sharp turn now. [12:40] Guy     Wait, stop! [12:42] Guy     Yowai-san! [12:44] Guy     Yowai-san! [12:45] Guy     Yowai-san?! [12:47] Guy     Yowai-san! [12:50] Kara     Look at those skills.     Way to go, Totoko-chan! [12:58] Kara     Driver's permition. SIGN    You free today? SIGN    You have that chicken sandwich with the lemony tartar yet? SIGN    Let's eat some meat [13:11] Todo     It doesn't matter how old I get.     I still keep looking... [13:15] Todo     for Laputa. [13:19] Todo     A part-time job, huh? [13:20] Todo     Hey, Totty, hey. [13:23] Todo     Why not seriously look for once?     What do you want to do? [13:31] Todo     Huh?! [13:34] Todo     Wh-When did that happen?! [13:51] Jyushi     Huh? What was I supposed to be doing again? [13:59] Oso     Isn't it amazing? I actually     did what I said I'd do. [14:02] Oso     Way to go, Big Bro! You're the best! [14:08] Oso     Wait, you can't drink that now. [14:11] Oso     No, don't. [14:15] Oso     Hey! [14:18] Oso     Hey, Osomatsu! [14:22] Oso     And down the hatch. [14:26] Oso     Huh? Iyami? [14:27] Iyami     Anyone want any vaccines? SIGN    Vaccines [14:30] Oso     Vaccines? Seriously? [14:32] Oso     Why do you have vaccines? [14:34] Iyami     Me made them. [14:35] Oso     Huh?! SIGN    Vaccine [14:36] Oso     Yikes, that looks shady... [14:39] Iyami     It's been approved by the WHO. [14:41] Oso     Says you. [14:42] Iyami     The director gives his seal of approval. [14:44] Oso     Says you. SIGN    1 bottle 30 yen [14:45] Iyami     Want one? Me will give you a discount. [14:48] Oso     Nope. [14:49] Iyami     What?! No?! [14:52] Iyami     You must be scared. [14:54] Iyami     That makes me sad. Where'd your     soul as a comedic character go? [14:58] Iyami     You call yourself a Showa era character?      An Akatsuka character? [15:01] Iyami     Aw, you softened up so much. Okay, that's fine. [15:05] Iyami     So me can take this as you giving up     the show mantle and the Akatsuka pride? SIGN    Osomatsu! The Osomatsu! [15:15] Iyami     Values himself over his comedy! [15:16] Iyami     He won't drink it! He's not diving right in! [15:18] Iyami     Is that what you're saying?! Huh?! SIGN    Vaccine [15:36] Iyami     Thank you, come again. [15:58] Iyami     Sh-Sheeeh! [16:01] Iyami     Sheeeh! [16:10] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:11] Dayon     Dayontora! [16:12] Both     Space people! [16:15] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:16] Dayon     Dayontora! [16:18] Both     Space people! [16:20] Ichi     What are you doing? [16:21] Both     We're calling a UFO. [16:23] Ichi     Huh? [16:24] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:25] Dayon     Dayontora! [16:27] Both     Space people! [16:28] Ichi     Whoa, they actually came. [16:29] Dayon     Yay! We did it! [16:39] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:40] Dayon     Dayontora! [16:41] Both     Space people! [16:46] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:47] Dayon     Dayontora! [16:50] Deka     Hoehtora! [16:52] Dayon     Dayontora! [17:02] Deka     Hoehtora! [17:03] Dayon     Dayontora! [17:06] Deka     Hoehtora! [17:07] Ichi     Ichitora! [17:08] Dayon     Dayontora! SIGN    Used Car Dealership [18:00] Choro     They're in full bloom! [18:15] Choro     I wonder where they are.     Maybe they're not here yet. [18:22] Guy     Oh, that's not true! [18:49] (Flashback) Toto     Wait! You're going home, Choromatsu-kun? [18:52] (Flashback) Toto     Why? [18:54] (Flashback) Choro     If they show up, could you     tell them I went home? [18:59] (Flashback) Choro     I'm just not up to it. SIGN    Akatsuka Bath [19:21] Choro     Wha?! [19:27] Choro     Huh? [19:50] Choro     Hey, why are you here?     What happened to the flower viewing? [19:53] Todo     I mean, I sorta went... [19:55] Jyushi     It's just... [19:56] Choro     Huh? [20:01] Choro     Huh?! [20:02] Ichi     Well, you didn't go, either. Why? [20:06] Ichi     What? [20:12] Oso     Let's go again sometime. [20:15] Oso     It's fine. We can go     whenever we feel like it. [20:22] Kara     Well, yeah. [20:23] Todo     Well, yeah. [20:24] Choro     This was your bright idea to begin with. [20:27] Oso     Wait, it was? [20:28] Choro     Seriously. You never follow through. [20:32] Todo     Did you all get the booze and snacks ready? [20:35] All     No. [20:36] Todo     Jerks. [20:37] Todo     God, you're worthless. [20:38] Oso     I got some! But I drank it! [20:41] Kara     Why did you drink it? [20:42] jyushi     So you got us stuff, Totty? [20:44] Todo     Like hell I did! [20:45] Jyushi     What?! [20:46] Todo     Why would I?! [20:47] Jyushi     Do something for once! [20:48] Todo     You're all supposed to do that for me! [21:10] Choro     Well, at least we were able     to kill some time again today. [21:13] All     Yeah. [21:16] Six     Sigh... [21:18] Six     I wonder when something good will happen... SIGN    Akatsuka Bath [21:24] Ichi     Man, I'm starving. [21:27] Ichi     I wonder what's for dinner tonight. [21:29] Oso     Wanna play some mahjong after food? [21:31] Jyushi     Good idea! Let's invite the Riceballs. [21:33] Kara     Oh, yeah. Totoko-chan is     getting her driver's license. [21:37] Oso     Wait, really? I'm gonna     get a ride from her first. [21:40] Choro     Nyaa-chan's baby is so much bigger now. [21:43] Todo     Hatabou's bigger now, too. [21:45] Jyushi     As for me... I got into cryptocurrency. [21:49] Kara     Huh? [21:50] Ichi     I saw a UFO. [21:52] Choro     Huh? [21:53] Todo     Hey! Hey! Who the hell farted?! [21:56] Some     God, that stinks! SIGN    End SIGN    Ending Card Illustration: Abiko Eiji [23:34] Oso     You guys made it through     another season! Ready, and... [23:37] All     Thank you very much! [23:40] Oso     We hope to see you all      again someday! That's a wrap! SIGN    See you again someday! [23:45] Some     Good work, guys! [23:46] Some     We're done! [23:48] Todo     That was fun! [23:49] Ichi     See you later. [23:49] Jyushi     Bye, now! Bye-bye! [23:50] Some     Great job! [23:50] Kara     Good worknition. [23:51] Some     Let's do this again! [23:51] Some     Yeah, let's!