E24 - Cherry Blossoms

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SIGN    "Cherry Blossoms"
[01:44] Mom
    You're late! What time do you think it is?!
[01:46] Mom
    Honestly, waking up so
    late every single day!
[01:49] Oso
    Sorry...
[01:51] Ichi
    Sorry...
[01:52] Jyu
    Sorry.
[01:54] Mom
    Jeez. Hurry up and eat your breakfast.
[01:57] All
    'Kay...
[02:08] Choro
    Wait, wait, wait.
[02:09] Totty
    Nope, nope, nope.
[02:10] Choro
    I haven't even had one yet.
[02:12] Totty
    I haven't, either.
[02:14] Todo
    The hell? Did someone eat two, then?
[02:17] Choro
    Come on!
[02:18] Oso
    Why are you looking at me? I only ate one!
[02:21] Todo
    Here.
[02:22] Todo
    As punishment, drink all of this soy sauce.
[02:23] Oso
    I'm telling you I didn't take it!
[02:25] Oso
    Come on, Karamatsu, say something!
[02:28] Kara
    You definitely took it.
[02:29] Oso
    Why?!
[02:30] Oso
    False accusations!
    That's a false accusation, sir!
[02:36] Ichi
    Huh?
[02:38] Ichi
    Huh?
[02:42] Choro
    Come on, you're in the way.
[02:44] Todo
    Go away.
[02:45] Ichi
    Show some courtesy, you jerks!
[02:47] Kara
    Jyushimatsu!
[02:48] Jyu
    Karamatsu-niisan!
[02:49] Oso
    I told you, you jerks, you're in my way!
[03:03] All
    We're heading out.
[03:05] Mom
    Okay, see you boys later.
[03:07] Mom
    I just see them off every time,
    but I wonder where they go.
[03:14] Mom
    Why?
[03:20] Todo
    I'm still tired.
[03:22] Jyu
    Did you watch yesterday?
[03:23] Choro
    Watch what?
[03:24] Jyu
    The show about giant creatures.
[03:26] Kara
    Oh, that's on tonight.
[03:28] Jyu
    Oh, it's tonight?
[03:30] Oso
    It's starting to get warm again.
[03:33] Ichi
    It's flower-viewing season.
[03:34] Oso
    Cherry blossoms should start blooming soon.
[03:36] Oso
    If we have time, going flower-viewing
    wouldn't be a bad idea.
[03:39] Choro
    Uh, we have time every day.
    More than we know what to do with.
[03:42] Jyu
    True.
[03:48] Choro
    Todomatsu.
[03:51] Choro
    Todomatsu?
[03:52] Todo
    Hmm?
[03:53] Choro
    Your phone's ringing.
[03:55] Todo
    Oh.
[03:57] Todo
    Huh? It's Mom.
[04:01] Todo
    Yeah, hello?
[04:03] Todo
    Yeah.
[04:05] Todo
    Huh?
[04:07] Todo
    What?!
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
[04:14] Kara
    Dad!
[04:15] Jyu
    Dad?!
[04:24] Choro
    Wh-What's going on?
[04:27] Choro
    What happened? Hey!
[04:28] Mom
    Calm down, for goodness' sake.
[04:30] Ichi
    Dad!
[04:31] Mom
    He's asleep!
[04:32] Todo
    Dad!
[04:33] Mom
    Stop it, all of you!
[04:51] Mom
    Go on. Head on home.
[04:56] Mom
    He'll be okay. The doctor also
    said he'll be better in no time.
[05:00] Mom
    Also, I need you to bring some towels
    and a change of clothes from home.
[05:05] Mom
    Okay? Please?
[05:09] Oso
    Okay.
[05:13] Oso
    Hey, let's go.
[05:22] Oso
    Todomatsu.
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[05:47] Dad
    Looks like I've been asleep
    for quite a while.
[05:51] Dad
    It's probably time...
[05:55] Dad
    Dear, I have something serious
    to discuss with you.
[05:59] Mom
    What is it?
[06:01] Dad
    I only need one.
[06:04] Dad
    Could you go buy me a beer?
[06:05] Mom
    No.
[06:10] Dad
    It didn't work.
[06:18] Jyu
    That sure startled me.
[06:21] Ichi
    Yeah.
[06:22] Choro
    I really panicked.
[06:24] Kara
    Same here.
[06:26] Todo
    But thank goodness he's okay.
[06:29] All
    Yeah.
[06:32] Choro
    It's our fault, isn't it?
[06:34] All
    Huh?
[06:35] Choro
    I mean, our whole family
    basically depends on Dad.
[06:39] Choro
    It's not surprising something
    like this would happen.
[06:42] Choro
    And there's six of us. We're so pathetic.
[06:48] Oso
    What should we do now?
[06:51] All
    Huh?
[06:52] Oso
    Maybe we finally need
    to do things properly.
[06:56] Three
    Huh?
[06:59] Kara
    Huh?
[06:59] Oso
    Well, what I'm saying is,
    we've sort of lazed through life.
[07:05] Oso
    I was just thinking, maybe it's
    time we did something about it.
[07:08] Oso
    You know, like... f-find jobs?
[07:12] Oso
    And, uh, become independent?
    Or something like that...
[07:19] Todo
    Wow, he actually said it.
[07:21] Oso
    Huh?
[07:22] Jyu
    This sucks. I never thought
    he'd actually say it out loud.
[07:25] Oso
    Huh?
[07:26] Ichi
    Great. Now we can't ignore it anymore.
[07:30] Choro
    We're gonna have to face it now.
[07:32] Kara
    Jesus.
[07:33] Oso
    Hey—
[07:38] Oso
    What?! Why are you guys acting
    like I did something wrong?
[07:40] Oso
    I said something decent for once!
[07:42] Todo
    What brought this on?
[07:44] Todo
    It's not like we'd just accept
    you suddenly trying to act
[07:48] Todo
    like a proper older brother.
[07:50] Jyu
    Actually, it's sort of creepy.
[07:52] Ichi
    Gross.
[07:53] Oso
    Tell me how you really feel...
[07:55] Kara
    Can I say something?
[07:56] All
    Huh?
[07:57] Kara
    Sorry to completely cut off where
    this conversation is going,
[08:00] Kara
    but to be honest, finding jobs and
    becoming independent sounds like a pain.
[08:04] Todo
    What a pain! This sucks!
[08:06] Jyu
    I wanna run away!
[08:09] Oso
    I totally understand, but...
[08:11] Ichi
    I actually have no confidence
    I can do any of that.
[08:14] Choro
    Yeah, it's just making me anxious.
[08:16] Oso
    Don't worry about it.
    It'll be easy as one, two, three.
[08:20] Oso
    One, two, three, A, B, C. It'll be a cinch.
[08:23] All
    Huh?
[08:24] Oso
    One, two, three, A, B, C...
[08:27] Choro
    What are you talking about?
[08:28] Oso
    Finding a job? Becoming independent?
[08:30] Oso
    It'll be easy as one,
    two, three, and A, B, C.
[08:32] Choro
    Oh, whatever. Where's that
    confidence coming from, anyway?
[08:39] Kara
    But we don't have any other
    choice anymore, do we?
[08:43] Ichi
    We really don't.
[08:45] Jyu
    We have to do things properly.
[08:47] ---
    Yeah.
[08:54] Oso
    All right. Well, shall we?
[09:02] All
    Let's go!
[09:04] Kara
    All right, I accept!
[09:05] All
    Huh?
[09:06] Kara
    Let's be reborn, starting today.
[09:08] Kara
    Let's show them what we can really do...
[09:10] Kara
    Our awakened selves!
[09:12] Kara
    Let's show them, brothers!
[09:16] Kara
    Oh, did we not need that?
[09:19] All
    Nope, nope.
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
SIGN    Dad Exams Wed, Fri  every week
[10:13] Oso
    Let's see...
[10:15] Oso
    What else do I need to buy?
SIGN    We're hiring!
    960 yen an hour
    Students and 
    part-timers
     welcome
SIGN    A Complete Guide to  Getting Qualifications
[10:28] Kara
    Qualifications, huh?
[10:41] Todo
    Well, I'm headed this way.
[10:42] Choro
    Okay.
[10:43] Jyu
    See you later!
[10:53] Todo
    Hello?
[10:55] Todo
    Sorry, there was something
    I wanted to talk to you about.
SIGN    Employment Agency
[11:06] Kid
    Over here!
[11:08] Kid
    Wait!
SIGN    We're hiring!
    960 yen an hour
    Students and
     part-timers 
    welcome
[11:45] TV
    Give me all your money!
[11:46] Tv
    Uh, we're a candy store. 
    We only have change.
[11:48] Tv
    Give me all your money!
[11:49] Tv
    We only have change!
[11:54] Oso
    Thanks for dinner.
[11:55] Mom
    Sure.
[11:57] Jyu
    I'm home.
[12:00] Dad
    Welcome home.
[12:02] Jyu
    So tired!
[12:07] Oso
    Hey. Work?
[12:08] Jyu
    Yeah.
[12:10] Oso
    Wanna go to the bath?
[12:11] Jyu
    Nah.
[12:12] Oso
    'Kay.
[12:14] Mom
    Oh, welcome home. Want some dinner?
[12:16] Jyu
    Nope. I ate with everyone else.
[12:29] Guy
    Give me an egg and one daikon.
[12:30] Chibi
    You got it!
[12:31] Guy
    Another beer, please.
[12:32] Chibi
    Comin' up!
[12:34] Chibi
    Ichimatsu, could you go clear some plates?
[12:37] Ichi
    Sure.
[12:39] Ichi
    Pardon me. I'll take your plates for you.
[12:42] Kara
    Oh, brother!
[12:44] Kara
    You came! Thank you!
[12:46] Ichi
    Get away from me.
[12:47] Kara
    Hey, guys! Let me introduce you
    to the brother I love so much!
[12:51] Ichi
    Yeah, let's not.
[12:53] Ichi
    Just sit down and drink.
[12:58] Guy
    Matsuno, everything you
    say is so embarrassing.
[13:01] Guy
    Yeah, totally.
[13:03] Ichi
    Heh. He gets treated the same,
    no matter where he goes.
SIGN    Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya
SIGN    Jigae  pot
[13:11] Guy
    Hey, Matsuno, hurry up!
[13:13] Todo
    Coming!
[13:16] Todo
    Sorry about that.
[13:16] Guy
    What are you doing? You know you're
    stuck with us until morning, right?
[13:20] Todo
    Roger!
[13:22] Guy
    I forgot. Can you hold your liquor?
[13:24] Todo
    No doubt. I won't lose to Sugi-san.
[13:26] Guy
    What? We'll just see about that!
[13:47] Oso
    Who the...
[13:50] Oso
    Jeez, that was you? That hurt, damn it.
[13:55] Choro
    Did you hear about Dad?
[13:58] Choro
    His levels went down.
[14:04] Oso
    Huh... That's good.
[14:07] ---
    Yeah.
[14:11] Oso
    That hurt, you ass!
[14:13] Choro
    Sorry.
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Studio vs. 1K
    What Are the "Deposit and Key Money" 
    That You Should Know About By Now? 
    What Are Front-End Payments?
SIGN    Chinese Restaurant
[14:50] Guy
    Matsuno!
[14:51] Oso
    Coming!
SIGN    Akatsuka Mart
SIGN    No longer serving oden
[14:56] Girl
    Thank you very much.
SIGN    Pay  Matsuno Osomatsu
[15:19] Oso
    Yes! Thank you!
[15:23] Oso
    Oh, hey, Iyami!
[15:25] Oso
    Where've you been?
    I haven't seen you in forever.
[15:27] Iya
    Ah, Karamatsu.
[15:30] Oso
    I'm Osomatsu.
[15:31] Oso
    What's with the get-up?
[15:34] Iya
    Me is going to go find some buried treasure!
[15:37] Oso
    Buried treasure?
[15:38] Iya
    Right here.
[15:40] Iya
    From what I've heard,
    there's a bunch of treasure here.
[15:44] Iya
    It's said to be worth one
    billion yen! Sheeeh!
[15:48] Iya
    Want to come? Me is feeling generous
    and will let you come along.
[15:53] Oso
    Oh...
[15:55] Oso
    N-Nah, I'll pass.
[15:58] Oso
    I have work tomorrow.
[16:05] Oso
    That guy...
[16:10] Iya
    Me is going to go look for buried treasure!
[16:13] Deka
    So full of dreams!
[16:15] Dayon
    I can't wait!
[16:17] Hata
    I'm so excited, jo!
[16:29] Oso
    I'm home.
[16:33] Oso
    I'm home.
[16:41] Oso
    I'm hom—
[17:07] Ichi
    What's up?
[17:09] Oso
    Where are the others?
[17:10] Ichi
    Huh?
[17:11] Oso
    Where's Todomatsu?
[17:14] Ichi
    Huh? Uh, I don't know.
[17:17] Oso
    What about Jyushimatsu? And Choromatsu?
[17:21] Oso
    And Karamatsu?
[17:22] Ichi
    Huh? I don't know.
[17:27] Ichi
    Osomatsu-niisan?
[17:37] Girl 1
    Isn't that insane?
[17:38] Girl 2
    Yeah, totally.
[18:50] Toto
    Osomatsu-kun?
[18:59] Oso
    When my dad collapsed, I was really scared.
[19:04] Oso
    What if he dies? What's
    going to happen to us?
[19:09] Oso
    What's Mom going to do?
[19:14] Oso
    So I thought about it real hard.
[19:18] Oso
    But should it really be like this?
[19:21] Oso
    I just don't know. I don't.
[19:24] Oso
    Am I proper now? What does
    that even mean, anyway?
[19:29] Oso
    How the hell should I know?
[19:35] Oso
    I also feel a bit lonely...
[19:38] Oso
    We're all separated now...
[19:41] Oso
    Things just don't seem
    to go like they used to.
[19:47] Oso
    But I guess that can't be helped.
[19:50] Oso
    It can't be helped? It can't?
[19:54] Oso
    Really?
[19:58] Oso
    Am I cool?
[20:02] Oso
    Am I okay? Am I still Osomatsu?
[20:06] Toto
    But you were never cool to
    begin with, Osomatsu-kun.
[20:12] Oso
    I see. I guess you're right.
[20:19] Oso
    After seeing Dad like that,
    we all worked really hard.
[20:23] Oso
    That's a good thing. I know that.
[20:26] Oso
    But you know, there's a part of
    me that thinks it doesn't matter.
[20:31] Oso
    I mean, it doesn't, does it?
[20:32] Oso
    The fact that Dad collapsed, and us...
[20:35] Oso
    I think that's why I feel
    like something's not right.
[20:38] Oso
    I want to decide things for myself,
[20:41] Oso
    but I just can't seem to decide lately.
[20:46] Oso
    I wonder what the others think...
[20:52] Toto
    Why don't you decide for yourself?
[20:55] Toto
    You just said that.
[20:58] Toto
    That you want to decide things for yourself.
[21:17] Oso
    I guess I'll go home.
[21:19] Oso
    Sorry about that.
    That must've been really boring.
[21:22] Toto
    Yeah, it was super boring.
[21:24] Oso
    What?!
[21:38] Oso
    Totoko-chan.
[21:39] Toto
    Hmm?
[21:41] Oso
    Thanks.
[21:42] Toto
    No problem!
[21:51] Oso
    All right, gather round!
[21:54] Oso
    Gather round! Gather round!
[21:56] Choro
    Shut the hell up!
[21:58] Todo
    What the hell are you thinking?
[21:59] Kara
    Do you know what time it is?
[22:00] Ichi
    I'll kill you!
[22:01] Jyu
    Imma kill you!
[22:04] Oso
    Well, it's actually not that big of a deal.
[22:08] Oso
    There's just something
    I want to say to you guys.
[22:13] All
    Huh?
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    Next Time: The Final Episode!!
SIGN    Mr. Osomatsu
[23:49] Oso
    So, next time is the final episode!
[23:51] All
    Watch it!