# E23 - The Late Night Himatsuya / Dayon and Dayon / Iyami-san Is Troubled
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***SIGN*** Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya
***SIGN*** Jigae pot
***SIGN*** "The Late Night Himatsuya 2"
**[00:06] Guy**
Paid in exact change.
**[00:09] Guy**
Thank you very much.
**[00:12] Todo**
Hey, let's just go home.
It's past 2:30, so let's go.
**[00:17] Todo**
Oh, come on! We talked
about this, didn't we?
**[00:20] Todo**
We said that when we got this relaxed,
we'd go home! It's for the best!
**[00:25] Oso**
Yeah, but you know...
**[00:26] All**
Huh?
**[00:27] Oso**
I don't feel like we can go home unless we
can get riled up at least one more time.
**[00:31] All**
Yup, yup.
**[00:32] Todo**
And that one more time won't ever happen!
**[00:36] Ichi**
Maybe something new and
interesting will happen.
**[00:38] Todo**
It won't! It really won't!
**[00:40] Todo**
I can vouch for this! Let's just go!
**[00:42] Jyu**
Oh, I know!
**[00:43] Oso**
What is it?
**[00:44] All**
What, what, what?
**[00:46] Jyu**
Why don't we all, like, right now...
**[00:49] Jyu**
play the word chain game?
**[00:51] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[00:52] Todo**
He actually said word chain game!
That's so insanely boring!
**[00:55] Kara**
Word chain (*shiritori*)!
**[00:56] Choro**
Squirrel (*risu*)!
**[00:57] Ichi**
Watermelon (*suika*)!
**[00:58] Oso**
Camera (*kamera*)!
**[00:59] Jyu**
Trumpet (*rappa*)!
**[01:00] Todo**
Stop it! Don't you see how sad this is?
**[01:01] Todo**
Have some pride!
***SIGN*** Pepper
**[01:02] Kara**
Why don't we play the word association game?
**[01:05] Todo**
Let's go home.
**[01:05] Choro**
How about the other word association game?
**[01:06] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[01:07] Ichi**
I've recently learned to do an impression
that I'm pretty confident about.
**[01:11] Ichi**
Want to see it?
**[01:12] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[01:12] Oso**
What would you do if you won the lottery?
**[01:15] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[01:15] Jyu**
What would you do if
Totoko-chan asked you out?
**[01:18] Todo**
C'mon, let's go home!
**[01:19] Kara**
I've been able to see people's auras lately.
**[01:21] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[01:22] Choro**
So the stars you see every night
**[01:24] Choro**
have actually been around
for hundreds of years!
**[01:25] Todo**
Let's go home! It's seriously over
if we start talking about space!
**[01:28] Jyu**
Oh, yeah!
**[01:30] Jyu**
I think if we talk about this,
we can get things going again.
**[01:33] oso**
What, what?
**[01:33] All**
What, what, what?
**[01:35] Jyu**
Osomatsu-niisan...
**[01:37] Jyu**
Honestly... Like, right now...
**[01:41] Jyu**
Is there a girl you like?
**[01:43] Todo**
Let's go home!
**[01:44] Todo**
You just said something from, like,
a school trip! This is hell!
**[01:50] Todo**
No, no, no! Let's go home!
**[01:52] Todo**
As soon as we get too relaxed, we go home!
**[01:54] Todo**
Relaxed equals go home
immediately! Seriously!
**[01:57] Oso**
Wait, Totty.
**[02:00] Oso**
If you're that insistent,
why don't you go home by yourself?
**[02:03] Jyu**
Yeah! We're going to play the word
association game and then go home.
**[02:06] Todo**
What? You're going to play the word
association game and then go home?
**[02:09] All**
Yeah.
**[02:13] Todo**
Okay, fine.
**[02:17] Todo**
Well, shall we start?
***SIGN*** End
**[02:18] All**
No, go home!
***SIGN*** Apple Milk
**[04:12] News**
*Good morning. It is now 7:30.*
**[04:14] News**
*Here is the news for this hour.*
**[04:17] News**
*Because of the heavy rain
in western Japan yesterday,*
**[04:19] News**
*there have been multiple
instances of flooding...*
**[04:47] Guy**
Huh? You're already finished?
**[04:49] Guy**
You're so fast, Dayon-san!
**[04:53] Guy**
Thank you!
**[04:55] Guy 2**
Dayon-san's always so fast.
**[04:58] Guy**
He's just that efficient.
**[04:59] Guy 3**
Um, Dayon-san...
**[05:03] Guy 3**
Sorry, I was wondering if I could
talk to you about something.
**[05:15] Guy**
Dayon-san!
**[05:16] Guy**
Um, we were all talking about
going drinking later...
**[05:24] Dayon**
Maybe next time.
**[05:28] Guy**
That's too bad.
**[05:56] ---**
Wh...
**[05:56] Dayon**
What's going on?!
***SIGN*** "Dayon and Dayon"
**[05:59] Dayon**
What?!
**[06:04] Dayon**
*He looks just like me! Way too much like me!*
**[06:07] Dayon**
*If it were anyone else, I'd understand,*
**[06:08] Dayon**
* but there's someone who actually*
* looks exactly like me?*
**[06:12] Dayon**
*He looks just like me! It's scary!*
***SIGN*** Akatsuka Street Shopping District
**[06:23] Wife**
Welcome home, dear.
**[06:24] Dayon**
*He's married?!*
**[06:27] Daughter**
Hi, Daddy!
**[06:28] Son**
Hey, Dad.
**[06:30] Dayon**
*He even has kids!*
**[06:31] Kid**
So, today...
***SIGN*** Kimura
**[06:38] Dayon**
*K-Kimura?*
**[06:40] Girl**
What's wrong, Daddy? You're not coming in?
**[06:44] Kimu**
No, I have something very
important that I have to do,
**[06:48] Kimu**
so go ahead and wait for me inside.
**[06:51] Girl**
Okay!
**[06:56] Kimu**
Hold it!
**[07:00] Kimu**
Let's talk.
**[07:13] Kimu**
You look just like me.
**[07:16] Kimu**
I knew you'd come.
**[07:19] Kimu**
The fact that I'm alive is proof
that you'd exist somewhere, too.
**[07:24] Kimu**
It's destiny that we'd meet...
**[07:26] Kimu**
Or... I could even say I've lived
this long just so you could find me.
**[07:32] Kimu**
If you look at it that way,
it's really deep.
**[07:38] Kimu**
But you really do look just like me.
**[07:42] Kimu**
Very well. Let me break this down a little
more so it's easier to understand.
**[07:46] Kimu**
I think you've realized this,
but I am you, and you are me.
**[07:52] Kimu**
We're not talking about one being
the original and one being fake.
**[07:56] Kimu**
Your very existence is a possibility
that existed within me.
**[08:01] Kimu**
That's more understandable, right?
**[08:05] Kimu**
You really do look just like me.
**[08:09] Dayon**
U-Um...
**[08:12] Dayon**
A-Are you a d-doppelganger?
**[08:16] Dayon**
I've heard of them before!
**[08:18] Dayon**
In this world, everyone has another
person who looks exactly like them,
**[08:23] Dayon**
and they call them doppelgangers—
**[08:26] Dayon**
A doppelganger?!
**[08:28] kimu**
Are you trying to imply
that I'm a doppelganger?!
***SIGN*** To those who use this park: No sleds allowed Don't live here No flying
**[08:33] Dayon**
Huh? U-Um, uh...
***SIGN*** Dog leash pine
**[08:35] Kimu**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[08:36] Dayon**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[08:38] Kimu**
But you just said I was a doppelganger!
**[08:41] Dayon**
That's not it! I just don't
know what's going on!
**[08:44] Dayon**
Please don't get mad!
**[08:46] Dayon**
D-Don't get mad...
**[08:53] Kimu**
You really do look just like me.
**[08:59] Kimu**
Dayon.
**[09:01] Kimu**
Look, Dayon. I'm sorry.
**[09:03] Kimu**
Don't be so scared.
It makes it hard to talk to you.
**[09:09] Kimu**
Here. I'll give you this,
so please forgive me.
**[09:16] Kimu**
What's wrong, Dayon?
**[09:20] Kimu**
Do you like this candy, too?
**[09:31] Kimu**
Imagine that! We really are the same!
**[09:37] Kimu**
By the way, Dayon, can I ask you something?
**[09:40] Dayon**
What is it?
**[09:41] Kimura**
How do you brush your teeth?
**[09:43] Kimura**
Since my mouth is so big, it takes
me at least thirty minutes to brush.
**[09:47] Dayon**
I know!
**[09:48] Dayon**
My toothpaste runs out so fast, and my
toothbrush always wears out so quickly.
**[09:52] Kimura**
Totally! That's a Dayon problem.
**[09:55] Dayon**
It's a Dayon problem!
**[10:00] Kimura**
By the way, are you married, Dayon?
**[10:03] Dayon**
Not yet, but I do have a best friend.
**[10:07] Kimura**
Best friend? What are they like?
**[10:09] Dayon**
He's always wandering around
in just his drawers.
**[10:12] Kimu**
What the heck? He sounds a bit dangerous.
**[10:14] Kimu**
Let's all go drinking sometime.
**[10:15] Dayon**
Okay!
**[10:19] Kimu**
Well, be careful.
**[10:22] Wife**
Please come back again, my second husband.
**[10:24] Girl**
Daddy number two!
**[10:25] Kid**
Bye-bye! See you again!
**[10:28] Both**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Several Days Later
**[10:44] News**
*...to look into the matter further.*
***SIGN*** *And now for our next story.*
**[10:48] News**
*The man who was arrested for secretly*
***SIGN*** College Professor Caught Secretly
Filming Someone on the Train
**[10:50] News**
*filming someone was actually
a college professor.*
***SIGN*** Arrested on suspicion of secretly filming someone
Kimura Dayon (35)
**[10:52] news**
*The suspect, Kimura Dayon,
who works at Akatsuka University,*
**[10:56] news**
*was arrested for allegedly attempting
to film up a woman's skirt in a train.*
**[11:02] News**
*According to the police,
Kimura was in a mostly empty train car,*
**[11:07] News**
*and sat directly behind a woman...*
**[11:08] Dayon**
Oh, my...
**[11:11] Dayon**
You just never know...
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** "Iyami-san Is Troubled"
**[11:38] Prod**
Whoa! What are you doing, Iyami-san?!
**[11:42] Iya**
Oh, producer. Don't stop me.
**[11:46] Prod**
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[11:47] Prod**
What are you doing?! Why?!
**[11:50] Iya**
Me doesn't feel like working on this anime,
*Mr. Osomatsu*, any longer.
**[11:55] Iya**
Don't stop me.
**[11:56] Prod**
No, really. What happened?
**[12:00] Iya**
Don't act dumb. You know exactly
what's wrong, don't you?
**[12:04] Prod**
Huh?
**[12:07] Iya**
Fine. Let me spell it out for you, then.
**[12:14] Iya**
Producer, don't you think that
I don't fit in on this show?
**[12:19] Prod**
Huh?
**[12:21] Prod**
Y-You don't?
**[12:23] Iya**
Correct.
**[12:25] Iya**
Me just can't seem to blend in
with the modern sextuplets
**[12:28] Iya**
and their excitable conversations.
**[12:30] Iya**
Me is the only one who doesn't fit in.
**[12:32] Iya**
There's distance, a gap...
**[12:33] Iya**
Even when me tries, there's just
something so Showa era about me.
**[12:39] Iya**
And there's nothing me can do about it.
**[12:42] Iya**
By the way, is me even popular?
**[12:45] Prod**
Huh? Uh...
**[12:47] Prod**
W-Well, of course...
**[12:49] Iya**
Me is not.
**[12:50] Prod**
Huh?
**[12:51] Iya**
The roles me has are suspiciously few,
and there's not much merchandise of me.
**[12:56] Iya**
The sextuplets basically make
the show. It's over for me.
**[13:01] Iya**
You know that one costume? Did you know?
**[13:04] Iya**
The very first one made was of me,
**[13:06] Iya**
but because the sextuplets are the
ones getting all of the offers,
**[13:09] Iya**
my costume is just sitting in a
dark warehouse somewhere in Chiba.
**[13:13] Iya**
Me is destined to be abandoned.
**[13:14] Prod**
That's not true, Iyami-san!
**[13:17] Prod**
This show is finished if you're gone!
Everyone thinks that!
**[13:25] Prod**
R-Really!
**[13:26] Prod**
Just a moment! I'll go
call someone real quick!
**[13:29] Prod**
Hey! Someone!
**[13:33] Both**
Iyami!
**[13:35] Oso**
What the heck are you talking about?
**[13:37] Oso**
Think about your notoriety!
**[13:39] Iya**
Notoriety?
**[13:40] Oso**
Everyone knows about you!
**[13:44] Oso**
Moms, dads... We sextuplets
can't even compare!
**[13:48] Chibi**
And you have that super famous
one-liner, "Sheeeh!"
**[13:53] Oso**
Yeah!
**[13:54] Both**
Sheeeh!
**[13:57] Oso**
Man, I'd kill to have a
one-liner as classic as that.
**[14:01] Iya**
Wouldn't the fact that
it's classic make it old?
**[14:06] Chibi**
Well, um... There's also...
**[14:09] Chibi**
Your teeth! You have your teeth!
**[14:11] Oso**
Yeah! You have those really unique teeth!
**[14:14] Iya**
And wouldn't you say that characters
with buck teeth are also dated?
**[14:17] Oso**
Also... that really unique way you talk!
**[14:21] Iya**
Really? You really think it fits
in with how people talk now?
**[14:24] Chibi**
And... you know! You've got
your whole France thing!
**[14:27] Iya**
Who the heck even idolizes
Paris that much anymore?
**[14:31] Iya**
All you see about France on the news
is politics, economy, refugees...
**[14:35] Iya**
It's all trouble!
**[14:36] Oso**
Oh, come on! Stop!
**[14:37] Chibi**
Just stop, you idjit! Don't say that, Iyami.
**[14:41] Oso**
President!
**[14:41] Chibi**
Iyami!
**[14:42] Oso**
President!
**[14:44] Iyami**
Don't call me President.
That's misleading in various ways.
**[14:50] Oso**
What should we do?
**[14:54] Iya**
Anyway, me thinks the fact
me doesn't fit in is a problem.
**[14:58] Oso**
Don't fit in? Does he stick out that badly?
**[15:01] Iya**
It's true!
**[15:03] Chibi**
Well, if you put it that way,
I'm in a lot of trouble, too.
**[15:07] Chibi**
I like oden, I'm bald, and I have
verbal tics like "idjit" and "damn it!"
**[15:11] Chibi**
I'm the epitome of the Showa era.
**[15:13] Iya**
No, you're safe, just barely.
**[15:15] Chibi**
Huh?
**[15:16] Iya**
Me feels like you're still able
to fit in with the others.
**[15:20] Iya**
Me realizes this.
**[15:24] Oso**
Hey, maybe this is all about relatability...
**[15:27] Both**
Relatability?
**[15:28] Oso**
I'm not sure, I'm not entirely sure,
**[15:31] Oso**
but I think in order to be liked,
you have to be relatable.
**[15:35] Oso**
Like when you watch someone and go,
"Hey! I went through that, too!"
**[15:39] Oso**
Or, "Yeah, I totally get that!"
Something like that.
**[15:41] Chibi**
Oh, like familiarity.
**[15:43] Oso**
Exactly! Iyami doesn't
have any... Like, at all!
**[15:47] Chibi**
Not... at all!
**[15:49] Oso**
You're just as shitty as the rest of us,
**[15:52] Oso**
but you're sort of on a high horse.
**[15:54] Chibi**
You're a shithead on another level.
**[15:56] Chibi**
So no one really feels like rooting
for you or cheering you on.
**[15:59] Oso**
Come down to Earth a bit more, Iyami.
**[16:03] Chibi**
Come on down, Iyami.
**[16:06] Oso**
But, you know...
**[16:09] Oso**
If he actually does come down,
he just won't be Iyami anymore.
**[16:12] Chibi**
Exactly! That's the hard part!
**[16:15] Oso**
Yeah. We want you to stay as you are, Iyami.
**[16:18] Chibi**
Actually, Iyami needs to stay Iyami.
**[16:20] Oso**
Okay, I guess we'll just
leave things as they are.
**[16:22] Chibi**
Yup, as is.
**[16:25] Iya**
Hold it!
**[16:27] Iya**
Why did you give up?!
**[16:29] Iya**
Think about this a little longer!
**[16:35] Chibi**
Hey, can I say something?
**[16:38] Chibi**
In my opinion, I think the
problem is the way you talk.
**[16:42] Oso**
The way he talks?
**[16:43] Chibi**
I mean, I've got my own tics,
but Iyami's pretty special.
**[16:47] Chibi**
That tic at the end of his sentences just
**[16:50] Chibi**
doesn't allow him to keep
up with conversations.
**[16:54] Iya**
Me feels the same way!
**[16:56] Iya**
You're pretty spot on!
**[16:58] Chibi**
Ain't I, though?
**[17:01] Iya**
It's finally clear!
**[17:04] Iya**
Me just has to change the way me talks!
**[17:07] Iya**
Then me won't be so out of place.
**[17:09] Both**
Huh?!
**[17:10] Oso**
Change the way... you talk?
**[17:12] Chibi**
Can you actually do that?
**[17:14] Iya**
Easy-peasy.
**[17:16] Iya**
Here we go.
**[17:18] Iya**
Seriously, how can I get more popular?
**[17:22] Iya**
No, really, what do you guys think?
**[17:24] Oso**
No, no, no, no!
**[17:25] Iya**
I'm Iyami.
**[17:26] Chib**
No, no, no, no!
**[17:27] Iya**
I'm, like, a huge star.
**[17:29] Oso**
Who the heck are you?
You're not Iyami anymore!
**[17:31] Oso**
You're like some boring president!
**[17:32] Iya**
Bring Jyushimatsu over here.
**[17:33] Iya**
That little shit's got a big
head since he got so popular.
**[17:35] Oso**
President, please stop!
**[17:36] Iya**
Huh? I mean, I even used to
sing the ending theme!
**[17:39] Chibi**
Suzu-san!
**[17:40] Iya**
I used to sing the damn ending!
**[17:42] Iya**
I thought I'd be way more popular!
I used to be the star!
**[17:45] Iya**
Sheeeh...
**[17:47] Iya**
It's no use...
**[17:49] Oso**
That was close... We almost
destroyed the Showa-era character.
**[17:54] Iya**
What should me do?
**[17:56] Iya**
All of my potential is going to waste.
**[18:00] Iya**
Come on, you two, think! Give me ideas!
**[18:04] Oso**
Well, then, why don't you think
of a new line other than "sheeeh"?
**[18:10] Chib**
Yeah, that's a good idea.
**[18:12] Chib**
Stop relying on sheeeh forever, man.
**[18:15] Oso**
Go beyond sheeeh, Iyami.
**[18:17] Chib**
Go beyond sheeeh, Iyami.
**[18:20] Iya**
G-Go beyond sheeeh?
**[18:22] Oso**
Go on.
**[18:23] Chib**
Go on.
**[18:24] Oso**
Come on, something new.
**[18:25] Chib**
Something new.
**[18:27] Oso**
Something that's super funny!
**[18:29] Chib**
Something that'd be super popular.
**[18:31] Both**
Hurry up.
**[18:36] Iya**
M-Me can't... Me...
**[18:39] Prod**
Are you still at it?
**[18:42] Prod**
A new line? There's absolutely
no point in that.
**[18:46] Prod**
Honestly,
**[18:46] Prod**
you coming up with something like that
on purpose isn't funny, and it's annoying!
**[18:52] Prod**
Hits and popularity are based on
sheer luck. Don't get the wrong idea.
**[18:55] Prod**
Also, even if you changed
it up now, there's no time.
**[18:58] Prod**
We only have two more episodes.
**[19:00] Prod**
Two more episodes until the last episode!
**[19:02] Prod**
So why are you wasting time like this?
**[19:05] Prod**
Could you work on that first?
Could you change that?
**[19:09] Prod**
Right, so let's give up a few things.
**[19:12] Prod**
Let's work hard on our last two episodes.
**[19:14] Prod**
Dismissed!
**[19:22] Oso**
Iyami!
**[19:24] Chibi**
Iyami!
**[19:24] Oso**
Iyami, don't!
**[19:26] Chibi**
Don't do it!
**[19:27] Oso**
It'll be okay! It'll be okay!
**[19:28] Chibi**
Yeah! You can get through two episodes!
**[19:30] Oso**
Iyami! Iyami!
***SIGN*** End
**[19:31] Chibi**
Iyami! Iyami!
**[19:31] Oso**
Just say sheeeh!
**[19:31] Chibi**
It'll be okay!
**[19:32] Oso**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** Chinese Cafeteria Himatsuya
***SIGN*** Jigae pot
***SIGN*** "The Late Night Himatsuya 3"
**[21:06] Choro**
So, what should we do about work?
**[21:08] Ichi**
We're basically reaching our time limit.
**[21:12] Kara**
But, you know...
**[21:13] All**
Huh?
**[21:14] Kara**
I just don't know what job I'm cut out to do.
**[21:18] Oso**
Oh, I see.
**[21:20] Jyu**
There's only one job for you,
Karamatsu-niisan.
**[21:23] Kara**
Huh?
**[21:24] Jyu**
A charismatic model!
**[21:25] Jyu**
A charismatic model?! Ah... I see.
**[21:29] Todo**
Because you're so hot!
**[21:30] Choro**
Your face scores 100! You're so sharp!
**[21:32] Oso**
Your body's pretty hot, too.
**[21:34] Ichi**
You're something else.
**[21:35] Jyu**
Something else!
**[21:36] Choro**
Okay! That's what I'll be, then!
**[21:39] All**
Yeah, totally!
**[21:42] Choro**
Hey! What about me?
**[21:44] Choro**
What work should I do?
**[21:46] Kara**
Become the Prime Minister! Duh!
**[21:48] Choro**
The Prime Minister, eh? I see...
**[21:51] Oso**
Because you're so reliable!
**[21:52] Todo**
And you're so righteous!
**[21:54] Ichi**
Please bring this country together.
**[21:56] Jyu**
Lead us fools.
**[21:57] Kara**
Lead us, Choromatsu!
**[21:59] Choro**
All right. I'll become
the Prime Minister, then.
**[22:01] All**
Yeah, totally!
**[22:03] Oso**
What about me?
**[22:04] Ichi**
The president of some super big company!
**[22:07] Oso**
President?! I knew it!
**[22:10] Todo**
I mean, you are the eldest.
**[22:11] Jyu**
You have the ability to
stand above the others!
**[22:13] Kara**
Men love you, too.
**[22:15] Choro**
Born with talent!
**[22:16] Ichi**
Amazing!
**[22:18] Oso**
Okay! I'll become a president!
**[22:20] All**
Yeah, totally!
**[22:22] Ichi**
What about me?
**[22:23] Todo**
You should be a doctor, Ichimatsu-niisan.
**[22:25] Ichi**
A doctor? I see.
**[22:27] Jyu**
You have the kindness and finesse
to understand another's pain.
**[22:30] Oso**
You're attentive.
**[22:31] Kara**
And you're super smart.
**[22:33] Choro**
A wise cat always hides his claws!
**[22:35] Todo**
But we know how awesome you are!
**[22:37] Ichi**
Got it. I'll become a doctor.
**[22:38] All**
Yeah, totally!
**[22:41] Todo**
What about me?
**[22:42] Jyu**
A super rich celebrity!
**[22:44] Todo**
A celebrity, huh? Yeah,
I can't argue with that.
**[22:47] Choro**
Manual labor doesn't suit you.
**[22:49] Ichi**
You'll always be one of those
blessed guys at the top.
**[22:51] Kara**
That's what you were destined for.
**[22:52] Oso**
We're all hoping for your happiness.
**[22:55] Jyu**
We know it'll happen.
**[22:56] Todo**
Well, I guess I'll become a celebrity, then.
**[22:59] All**
Yeah, totally!
**[23:00] Jyu**
What about me?
**[23:02] Todo**
A gold medalist!
**[23:03] Jyu**
A gold medalist, huh? I see!
**[23:06] Kara**
You have the ability to
become a national star!
**[23:08] Ichi**
Superstar!
**[23:10] Choro**
Give Japan hope!
**[23:11] Oso**
Bring us happiness!
**[23:13] Todo**
Your aura's totally different!
**[23:14] Jyu**
Okay. I'll become a gold medalist, then.
**[23:17] Five**
Yeah, totally!
**[23:19] Oso**
Man, we're so amazing.
**[23:22] Oso**
A charismatic model,
the Prime Minister, a president,
**[23:25] Oso**
a doctor, a celebrity, and a gold medalist.
**[23:28] Oso**
We're such a group of winners!
We've basically already won.
**[23:32] Oso**
Hooray!
**[23:34] Five**
Hooray!
**[23:35] Oso**
Hooray!
**[23:36] Five**
Hooray!
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