# E22 - Overseas Vacation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR4P2WXQY/overseas-vacation)
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***SIGN***
"Overseas Vacation"
**[00:05] All**
Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!
**[00:12] Toto**
Yay, Hawaii!
**[00:15] Chibi**
All right, you idjits!
**[00:16] Dayon**
I'm so excited!
**[00:20] Choro**
Are we allowed such extravagance?
We're going to get punished for this.
**[00:23] Both**
Punishment!
**[00:26] Oso**
Man... The best thing in life is a rich friend.
**[00:31] Kara**
Thank you, Hatabou!
**[00:33] Toto**
Hatabou!
**[00:53] Ichi**
Are we falling?!
**[00:55] Kara**
We are!
**[00:56] Jyu**
What's going on, Hatabou?!
**[00:57] Oso**
Hatabou?
**[00:58] Choro**
Damn it, Hatabou!
**[01:00] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[01:29] Kara**
Huh?
**[01:31] Kara**
What?!
**[01:33] Kara**
Wh-Where are we?!
**[03:12] Todo**
This isn't Hawaii... This isn't Hawaii...
This isn't Hawaii... This isn't Hawaii...
**[03:14] Chibi**
What are we going to do?
**[03:17] Oso**
Man, I'm starving.
**[03:19] Jyu**
I'm thirsty.
**[03:23] Deka**
There's trouble!
**[03:25] Deka**
I can't find Dayon anywhere!
**[03:27] Choro**
What?!
**[03:31] Kara**
* And so, rather than enjoying*
* a vacation in Hawaii,*
**[03:35] Kara**
* we were forced into trying to*
* survive on a deserted island.*
**[03:40] Iya**
Sheh! Sheh!
**[03:44] Iya**
Sheh! Sheh! Sheh! Sheh! Sheh!
**[03:47] Toto**
I'm so hungry.
**[03:49] Oso**
Totoko-chan!
**[03:49] Choro**
Totoko-chan!
**[03:50] Oso**
What do you want?
**[03:51] Choro**
What do you want? Tell us!
**[03:54] Toto**
Well... I want some fruit.
**[03:56] Oso**
Fruit! What kind?
**[03:58] Choro**
What kind?
**[03:58] Oso**
That?
**[03:59] Toto**
Nope.
**[04:00] Choro**
That?
**[04:01] Toto**
Nope.
**[04:02] Toto**
What I want is...
**[04:06] Toto**
that.
**[04:33] Toto**
You okay?
**[04:36] Chibi**
Hey, you jerks! The hell are
you doing, you idjits?!
**[04:40] Chibi**
I told you guys to write "SOS" with those!
**[04:43] Jyu**
SOS?
**[04:45] Ichi**
Oh, that's what he meant.
**[04:52] Chibi**
Not "OSO," "SOS"!
**[04:56] Chibi**
Why are *you guys* the letters?!
**[04:58] Chibi**
Take this seriously, you idjits!
**[05:02] Todo**
A deserted island, huh?
**[05:04] Todo**
I'm finished...
**[05:08] Todo**
Dekapan? What's wrong?
**[05:11] Deka**
I can't find Dayon.
**[05:14] Todo**
Look over there.
**[05:18] Deka**
That's—
**[05:23] Todo**
He's probably dead.
You should just give up.
**[05:26] Deka**
How can you say such a thing?
**[05:27] Todo**
Uh, that pretty much confirms he's dead.
**[05:30] Deka**
You can't lose hope!
**[05:32] Todo**
There isn't any hope.
**[05:33] Deka**
There is!
**[05:34] Todo**
There isn't!
**[05:35] Todo**
We're just going to die anyway!
There's no way I can survive here!
**[05:40] Todo**
Dekapan!
**[05:44] Deka**
I'll protect you.
**[05:47] Todo**
Gross.
**[05:56] Iyami**
Sheh.
**[05:57] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[06:12] Iyami**
Fueeeh!
**[06:13] Sign**
Fueeeeeeeeh!
***SIGN*** Fueeeeeeeeh!
**[06:22] Jyu**
It's not lighting...
**[06:23] Ichi**
It's no use...
**[06:34] Chibi**
Hey!
**[06:37] Ichi**
There we go.
**[06:39] Jyu**
We did it.
**[06:40] Chibi**
The hell?!
**[06:43] Kara**
Hey, stop fighting! We have to
help each other out right now!
**[06:49] Kara**
* Everyone continued their*
* meaningless quarrels.*
**[06:52] Kara**
*They all forgot their compassion.*
**[07:16] Kara**
*However, our last hope still remained...*
**[07:20] Kara**
*A raft to escape this island.*
**[07:23] Kara**
* We would all get on*
* and leave the island.*
**[07:26] Kara**
*And then, one day...*
**[07:30] Kara**
*We'd kill Hatabou!*
**[07:32] Kara**
* Our desire to kill Hatabou*
* brought us all together!*
**[07:42] Kara**
*But...*
**[07:47] Oso**
Iyami!
**[07:50] Iya**
There's no way we'd all fit
on this tiny raft! See ya!
**[07:59] Bg**
Hey!
**[08:00] Bg**
Iyami!
**[08:01] Bg**
Iyami!
**[08:03] Oso**
Behind you! Iyami, behind you!
**[08:05] Deka**
Behind you!
**[08:08] Iya**
Behind me?
**[08:09] Iya**
Sh-Sheeeh!
**[08:19] Kara**
*It was then that we realized*
**[08:21] Kara**
*it'd be impossible to leave this island.*
**[08:24] Kara**
*All that remained was for us to die.*
**[08:34] Kara**
*I wonder how much time passed...*
**[08:37] Kara**
*But we were still alive.*
**[08:42] Kara**
* We adapted to life on the island*
* and became stronger.*
**[08:54] Kara**
*Each of us evolved in different ways.*
**[09:00] Choro**
Oh, hey, Totoko-chan.
**[09:04] Toto**
Begone!
**[09:05] Choro**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Oden
**[09:13] Todo**
I guess no one's responded yet...
**[09:17] Todo**
No one's answering...
**[09:20] Todo**
I wonder if the signal's just weak here...
**[09:24] Oso**
The hell? I'm not getting any balls at all.
**[09:26] Oso**
What the heck?
***SIGN*** Dayon's Grave
**[09:56] Kara**
*And we established a bartering system.*
**[10:08] Ichi**
I got some new ones in.
**[10:12] Choro**
Hurry up and gimme! Gimme!
**[10:16] Kara**
*That's right... we had acquired peace.*
**[10:27] Toto**
A bird! There's a bird!
**[10:52] Oso**
So good!
**[10:53] Choro**
It is!
**[10:56] Kara**
My family, let us share
and understand each other!
**[11:01] Kara**
I've had enough of pointless fighting!
**[11:03] Kara**
Being selfish is prohibited!
This is true happiness!
**[11:10] Kara**
* It was because of my kind,*
* caring nature that everyone was happy.*
**[11:19] Kara**
*Until that incident.*
**[11:23] Todo**
I'm so full.
**[11:25] Kara**
I'm gonna go take a piss.
**[11:32] Kara**
Th-This is...
**[11:34] Kara**
Why?! Seriously? Yes!
**[11:40] Choro**
Karamatsu?
**[11:42] Choro**
What's up? Did you find something?
**[11:45] Kara**
Nope...
**[11:45] Todo**
Let us see it. We have a rule to share
whenever we find anything, right?
**[11:52] Todo**
Hey, come on, now.
**[11:53] Ichi**
Hey!
**[11:55] Ichi**
That's toilet paper, isn't it?
**[11:59] Ichi**
Why do you have that?
**[12:04] Kara**
My bad.
**[12:06] Choro**
He ran!
**[12:07] Ichi**
Come back here, Shittymatsu!
**[12:08] Todo**
Shittymatsu!
**[12:14] Toto**
There's toilet paper!
**[12:22] Kara**
I'm not giving it to anyone!
I'm the one who found it!
**[12:25] Kara**
* Now I can finally wipe my ass*
* with soft, pillowy paper!*
**[12:28] Kara**
* I'm so done with wiping my ass*
* with hard or scratchy leaves!*
**[12:32] Oso**
Come on, don't do this!
**[12:34] Choro**
We made a promise to share
everything equally!
**[12:37] Kara**
Don't be so naïve! You guys just
want it for yourselves, too!
**[12:40] Kara**
I'm fully aware
**[12:42] Kara**
that your asses have also
surpassed their limits!
**[12:51] Oso**
Damn it, Totoko!
**[12:53] Choro**
Totoko!
**[12:57] Toto**
Damn it, Shittypan!
**[12:58] Todo**
Shittypan!
**[13:32] Chibi**
The toilet paper's mine!
**[13:35] Chibi**
Y-You're...
**[13:37] Chibi**
Iyami!
**[13:41] Chibi**
H-How, you idjit?! How did you...
**[13:46] Iyami**
Me has awakened...
**[13:49] Chibi**
Awakened?
**[13:51] Iyami**
Hunger, thirst, loneliness...
**[13:54] Iyami**
I endured all of those hardships and
managed to surpass my physical limits.
**[14:02] Iyami**
What awaited me beyond that was yoga...
**[14:05] Iyami**
The power of yoga... It's no longer possible
for any of you to capture me again.
**[14:18] Oso**
Damn it! He can even displace his organs?
**[14:32] Choro**
The hell is that?! You can't be serious!
**[14:37] Kara**
Over there!
**[14:42] Ichi**
He disappeared?!
**[14:43] Oso**
Damn it! He can even teleport?!
**[14:48] Iya**
This belongs to me.
**[14:51] Chibi**
Hold it!
**[14:53] Chibi**
Iyami... It looks like you've
pissed me off for real.
**[15:00] Chibi**
After having to survive out here,
I finally understand, too.
**[15:04] Chibi**
The most powerful power in the world...
**[15:06] Chibi**
It's...
**[15:08] Chibi**
the power of the wild!
**[15:10] Chibi**
Behold!
**[15:13] Kara**
* Unbelievably, after Iyami,*
* Chibita had also awakened.*
**[15:25] Todo**
I-Is that a leopard?
Is he turning into a leopard?
**[15:30] Todo**
Or not.
**[15:36] Todo**
A gorilla! It's a gorilla!
**[15:39] Todo**
Or not!
**[15:44] Todo**
A wolf!
**[15:45] Todo**
Or not! What the hell are
you trying to do, Chibita?!
**[15:54] Chibi**
You're finished, you idjit!
**[15:57] Todo**
The hell is that?! What kind of animal is that?!
**[16:00] Iyami**
S-So fast! Me can't dodge!
**[16:11] Chibi**
The hell?!
**[16:13] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[16:19] Chib**
By the way, I still have two forms left.
**[16:25] Toto**
Even I...
**[16:26] All**
Totoko-chan!
**[16:28] Toto**
Even I figured it out...
**[16:30] Toto**
After having to live this shitty lifestyle,
**[16:34] Toto**
I understood how much I
appreciated my parents...
**[16:36] Toto**
The happiness of living at my parents' house...
**[16:38] Toto**
When I realized that, the origin within me...
**[16:42] Toto**
My fishmonger blood has awakened!
**[16:45] Kara**
*Then even Totoko-chan awakened!*
**[16:52] Toto**
A fish for you... and a fish for me!
**[16:57] Toto**
Anglerfish, red spotted grouper, salmon!
**[16:59] Toto**
DHA and EPA are overflowing...
My blood flows so smoothly!
**[17:03] Toto**
Make sure you eat the skin, too!
**[17:05] Toto**
In the name of fishkind, I'll kill you all!
**[17:08] Six**
So cute!
**[17:10] Choro**
Holy shit! You're so cute, Totoko-chan!
**[17:12] Toto**
I'll show you how terrifying
the ocean can be!
**[17:14] Toto**
Barnacle Attack!
**[17:20] Toto**
Sea Cucumber Splash!
**[17:22] Toto**
Sea Slug Bomber!
**[17:25] Chib**
Y-You idjit! Damn it!
**[17:28] Choro**
She looks super cute,
but her attacks are gross!
**[17:31] Todo**
They didn't have anything to do with fish.
**[17:33] Oso**
I-I don't think I can beat her!
**[17:36] Jyu**
Leave it to me!
**[17:38] All**
Jyushimatsu!
**[17:38] Todo**
Jyushimatsu-niisan!
**[17:40] Jyu**
This is the power that's awakened within me.
**[17:45] Jyu**
Play ball!
**[17:46] Jyu**
Dream of Field!
**[17:54] Ichi**
Th-That's...
**[17:55] Toto**
I-It can't be!
**[17:57] Kara**
*Jyushimatsu had awakened, too.*
**[18:00] Kara**
* He wanted to play baseball.*
* He wanted to play an actual game.*
**[18:02] Kara**
*Those passionate feelings...*
**[18:05] Todo**
I-It's the nine!
**[18:06] Choro**
The nine are here!
**[18:08] Kara**
* Yes. He managed to summon*
* the legendary nine.*
**[18:15] Ump**
Strike!
***SIGN*** Portland
**[18:17] Ump**
Safe!
**[18:18] All**
There it goes!
**[18:20] Iyami**
Sheeeh...
***SIGN*** MVP Prize
**[18:23] Jyu**
It's a home run!
***SIGN*** MVP Prize
**[18:26] Kara**
*Baseball is fun.*
***SIGN*** Dayon's Grave
**[18:29] Deka**
Everything is wrong!
**[18:31] Deka**
You're the only one who
can quell this chaos!
**[18:33] Deka**
Please give me your strength!
**[19:06] Oso**
What the hell is that?!
**[19:09] Deka**
I've awakened along with my friend!
**[19:12] Deka**
He died, but has reawakened!
**[19:30] Choro**
Damn it!
**[19:34] Oso**
All right... we have to work together!
**[19:36] Oso**
Now's the time that the six of us
have to combine our powers!
**[19:39] Oso**
Let's go!
**[19:40] All**
Yeah!
**[19:41] Oso**
Monozygotic technique!
**[19:43] All**
Monozygotic technique!
**[19:45] Oso**
Matsusion!
**[19:46] All**
Matsusion!
**[19:48] Kara**
* And then the time finally came...*
* when we also awakened!*
**[19:53] Pamatsu**
Perfectmatsu! Permatsu for short!
**[19:57] Pamatsu**
I feel the urge!
**[20:11] Pamatsu**
This is the end!
**[20:16] Pamatsu**
All this passion we've built up
living so long on this island...
**[20:21] Pama**
See if you can handle it!
**[20:22] Pama**
Su... pe... ru... ha!
**[20:42] Hata**
Hawaii's amazing, jo.
**[20:44] Hata**
I'll just have to enjoy Hawaii
enough for everyone who died, jo.
**[20:52] Hata**
Jo...
**[20:55] Iya**
The toilet paper's mine!
**[20:57] Chibi**
Let me wipe my ass!
**[20:58] Deka**
Let me wipe my ass!
**[21:00] Pama**
We'll kill you!
**[21:18] Kara**
I-I did it!
**[21:22] Kara**
Now I can finally wipe my a—
**[21:29] Toto**
I did it...
**[21:31] Toto**
I won! Yay!
**[21:35] Toto**
What?! Wait, you're kidding me!
***SIGN*** Single
**[21:39] Toto**
It's single-ply?!
**[21:41] Toto**
It's not double-ply?!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:25] Oso**
Okay, just do as I say.
**[23:28] Oso**
First, close your eyes.
**[23:31] Oso**
Take a deep breath...
**[23:36] Oso**
and breathe out slowly...
**[23:39] Oso**
Once you're relaxed,
visualize in your right eye...
**[23:43] Oso**
Dayon's face.
**[23:45] Oso**
Visualize Iyami in your left eye.
***SIGN*** "The Late Night Himatsuya" "Dayon and Dayon" "Iyami-san Is Troubled"
**[23:50] Oso**
Yup. Those two are the stars next week.