E17 - Punishment! / Inn
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[00:05] Nar
Unidentified mysterious animals,
otherwise known as UMA.
[00:08] Nar
The mysterious world of the occult
is filled with passion and dreams.
[00:12] Nar
This is the passionate tale of
adventure of the men who were
[00:16] Nar
enchanted by its mysticism!
[00:19] Iyami
Iyami...
[00:21] Hata
Hatabou...
[00:21] Jyu
And Jyushimatsu's...
[00:23] All
...UMA Expedition Team! Doo-wah!
SIGN UMA Expedition Team
[00:32] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[00:35] Iyami
You two!
[00:36] Iyami
Our target today is this!
[00:40] Iyami
The Devil Yeti!
[00:42] Hata
Jo.
[00:44] Iyami
It lives in a cave that looks like this!
[00:48] Iyami
We're going to catch one, no matter what!
[00:50] Jyu
Today's the day...
[00:51] Hata
...we catch one, jo!
[00:52] Iyami
Let's do this!
[00:53] Jyu
Jo! Jo!
[00:54] Hata
Yeti!
[00:56] ---
Cacth and release!
SIGN One Week Later
[01:39] Hata
Jo!
[01:43] Hata
Jo...
[01:46] Hata
That hurt, jo!
[02:27] Jyu
Ow!
[02:29] Iyami
Sheeeh!
[02:45] Hata
Jo... Jo... Jo...
[02:52] Jo
Jo...
[03:02] Jo
Jo.
[03:07] Iyami
That hurt!
[03:10] Iyami
Die! Die! Both of you die!
[03:22] Jyu
D-Director!
[03:23] Iyami
Me is not a director. Me is your captain.
[03:25] Jyu
Look!
[03:29] Iyami
Sheeeh! That's the Devil Yeti's...
[03:34] Jyu
Yay!
[03:35] Iyami
We did it!
[03:37] Hata
It's coming out, jo.
[03:41] Hata
Jo...
[03:46] Hata
Jo...
[03:49] ---
Jo...
[03:58] Jyu
What are you doing?
[03:59] Dayon
Training.
[04:03] Hata
Jo.
SIGN End
[05:38] Oso
What? Seriously?!
[05:40] Oso
We're having yakiniku tonight?!
[05:42] Kara
Is that the truth, Daddy and Mommy?!
[05:45] Dad
Yakiniku.
[05:46] Mom
Yes, yakiniku.
[05:49] choro
Yay! Yakiniku!
[05:51] Todo
Yay! So happy!
[05:53] Ichi
Yes... Yes... Yes...
SIGN "Punishment!"
[06:00] Jyu
We're having yakiniku tonight,
Ichimatsu-niisan! Isn't that great?
[06:06] Jyu
Aren't you happy?
[06:08] Ichi
No, I'm happy.
[06:11] Jyu
You don't really come out and say
when you're happy, do you?
[06:15] Ichi
Leave me alone.
[06:16] Jyu
I will.
SIGN Change
SIGN Vending
SIGN No Bills Out of Change
[06:20] Jyu
Whoa! That's awesome!
[06:22] Jyu
It's your lucky day, Ichimatsu-niisan!
[06:25] Jyu
What's wrong?
[06:26] Ichi
There's already a blessed event in that
we're going to have yakiniku tonight...
[06:31] Ichi
Why did I win a free drink, too?
[06:34] Jyu
Good for you.
[06:36] Ichi
It's a trap.
[06:37] Jyu
Huh?!
[06:38] Ichi
Let's go home.
[06:38] Jyu
Why?! Don't you want your drink?
[06:40] Jyu
Ichimatsu-niisan?!
[06:44] Jyu
Hey, it's a cat.
[06:45] Jyu
Look, Ichimatsu-niisan! There's a cat.
[06:50] Jyu
Why aren't you looking?
[06:51] Ichi
It really is a trap.
[06:53] Jyu
What?!
[06:57] Jyu
You found a 500-yen coin. Lucky you!
[07:00] Jyu
Why?!
[07:05] Jyu
What's the matter? Why are you so scared?
[07:09] Ichi
So many good things are happening today,
I'm actually scared.
[07:13] Jyu
Come again?
[07:14] Ichi
Aren't you scared?
[07:16] Jyu
Not at all.
[07:17] Ichi
Doesn't it make you wonder why
these happy things keep happening?
[07:20] Jyu
Not at all.
[07:26] Ichi
Okay, this is tonight's yakiniku.
[07:29] Ichi
It's a good thing. It's a happy thing.
[07:31] Jyu
Yeah.
[07:32] Ichi
But you can't get too happy over it,
[07:35] Ichi
because something equally as
bad is going to happen later.
[07:38] Jyu
What?! Really?
[07:39] Ichi
Yeah. Life is all about balance.
[07:42] Jyu
Huh...
[07:44] Ichi
But then...
[07:46] Ichi
I won a drink on top of that,
then we found a cat, my favorite,
[07:50] Ichi
and I found a 500-yen coin...
[07:54] Ichi
This is definitely not good.
My happiness debt's completely inflated.
[07:57] Jyu
Happiness debt...
[07:59] Jyu
What's happiness debt?
[08:01] Ichi
The misfortune payback
for this will be terrifying.
[08:05] Jyu
What's misfortune payback?
[08:07] Ichi
That's exactly why, Jyushimatsu.
[08:08] Jyu
Huh?
[08:09] Ichi
Since we're already having yakiniku tonight,
[08:12] Ichi
we don't need anything else good to happen.
[08:14] Ichi
If we pack on too much happiness debt,
[08:16] Ichi
in the worst case, we might not
be able to eat yakiniku tonight.
[08:18] Jyu
What?! That'll be awful.
[08:20] Ichi
We have to be cautious...
[08:22] Ichi
We have to make some bad things
happen in order to maintain balance.
[08:26] Jyu
True.
[08:27] Ichi
For the yakiniku.
[08:29] Jyu
For the yakiniku.
[08:36] Jyu
I'm jealous. You seem to be getting
all the fish, Ichimatsu-niisan.
[08:41] Ichi
Punishment!
[08:43] Jyu
Oh, yeah. Punishment!
[08:51] Jyu
Yay! I hit it!
[08:53] Ichi
No, Jyushimatsu.
[08:56] Jyu
Punishment!
[08:59] Ichi
Well done.
SIGN Daibinbouya
SIGN You Win!
Get a free one
from the store
you got this from
[09:06] Jyu
Punishment!
SIGN Pro Baseball
Lightly Salted Chips
w/ Trading Card!
[09:09] Jyu
Heck yes! Mernored!
[09:10] Ichi
Punishment!
SIGN The Original Akatsuka Ramen
[09:13] Lady
Congratulations! You're our 10,000th customer!
[09:19] Both
Punishment!
[09:24] Ichi
Punishment!
[09:26] Jyu
Punishment!
[09:28] Ichi
Punishment!
[09:30] Jyu
Punishment!
[09:31] Both
Punishment! Punishment!
Punishment! Punishment!
SIGN Shibuya Station
[09:44] Ichi
H-Here we go... The ultimate punishment.
[09:47] Jyu
S-Seriously?
[09:50] Ichi
Punishment, punishment, punishment,
punishment, punishment...
[09:56] Jyu
Nothing's even happening,
but I'm super nervous!
[09:59] Jyu
Too fancy!
[10:01] Ichi
Punishment!
[10:02] Jyu
Punishment!
[10:03] Ichi
Punishment!
[10:04] Jyu
Punishment!
[10:06] Ichi
Take the punishment, Jyushimatsu!
[10:08] Jyu
Take the punishment, Ichimatsu-niisan!
[10:10] Both
Punishment!
[10:25] Ichi
I think we went a little overboard...
[10:27] Jyu
I can't take any more...
[10:34] Guy
Aw, man. A sudden rainstorm.
[10:38] Guy
This sucks!
[10:42] Both
Yes!
[10:47] Ichi
It's a sudden rainstorm, Jyushimatsu!
[10:50] Jyu
It's a sudden rainstorm, Ichimatsu-niisan!
[10:52] Ichi
Now we don't need to punish
each other anymore.
[10:54] Jyu
No reason at all!
[10:56] Both
Yay!
[10:59] Jyu
I can already taste the yakiniku!
[11:00] Jyu
I can taste the kalbi!
[11:04] Both
No need to punish ourselves!
[11:07] Girl 1
Ugh, this sucks.
[11:09] Girl 2
I'm soaked!
[11:11] Girl 1
I'm going to catch a cold.
[11:12] Girl 2
Seriously! This is awful.
[11:18] Both
Punishment!
[11:29] Todo
We bought so much meat.
[11:32] Choro
I can't wait.
SIGN End
SIGN "Inn"
[11:52] Kara
The mountains sure are great.
[11:54] Todo
They are.
[11:56] Todo
And it's so nice to be on vacation with you, sir.
[12:00] Kara
Come on. You don't need to
call me "sir" today, Todomi.
[12:04] todo
Okay, Karahiko-san.
[12:07] Kara
Looks like we're here.
SIGN Welcome
[12:10] Todo
How lovely.
[12:15] Choro
Welcome. I am the proprietress
of this establishment, Choroe.
[12:19] Choro
Thank you for coming.
[12:22] Kara
Hello.
[12:23] Todo
Thank you for having us.
[12:27] Choro
Here is your room.
[12:34] Todo
It really is lovely.
[12:36] Kara
It's a great view, all right.
[12:38] Todo
Oh, honestly. I'm not talking about the view.
[12:40] Kara
Hm?
[12:41] Todo
I'm talking about you.
[12:46] Kara
Well, let's change into something
a bit more comfortable.
[12:48] Todo
Yes.
[12:53] Kara
Huh? Who's this kid?
[13:05] Kara
L-Little girl?
[13:08] Oso
My name's Osoma!
[13:12] Kara
Oso?
[13:13] Oso
Osoma!
[13:14] Oso
I'm a zashikiwarashi that lives in this room!
[13:16] Kara
A zashikiwarashi?
[13:17] Oso
Yup!
[13:19] Todo
Hey, this is creepy.
[13:21] Todo
Let's go tell the staff about this.
[13:23] Kara
Yeah, you're right...
[13:26] Oso
I'm telling the truth.
[13:29] Oso
No one ever believes me at first,
[13:32] Oso
but I really am a zashikiwarashi.
[13:38] Oso
See?
[13:41] Kara
It's real!
SIGN Evil spirits, begone
[13:53] Todo
Hey, how long are we going to do this?
[13:55] Todo
Let's go home!
[13:57] Kara
Oh, it's fine.
[13:58] Todo
What?
[13:59] Kara
You don't get to see
zashikiwarashi that often.
[14:02] Kara
And look at her. She's adorable.
[14:04] Todo
How?!
[14:09] Kara
She's so adorable.
[14:11] Todo
How?!
[14:14] Oso
You're not going to leave?
[14:15] Kara
Hm?
[14:17] Oso
I mean, I'm a zashikiwarashi.
[14:19] Oso
Aren't you sick of me?
[14:20] Kara
Not at all. That's why we're not leaving.
[14:23] Todo
Huh?!
[14:24] Oso
But why? I'm a zashikiwarashi.
[14:27] Kara
I'm happy to have a cute little girl
like you in my room, Osoma-chan.
[14:36] Oso
You're weird.
[14:37] Todo
What are you thinking?
[14:39] Kara
Oh, come on. It's fine.
[14:41] Todo
How?!
[14:42] Oso
Hey.
[14:43] Oso
Why don't you go take a bath?
[14:45] Oso
You came all the way to the hot springs,
so you should go enjoy them at least once.
[14:49] Kara
Oh, that's a great idea.
[14:51] Todo
Huh?
[15:08] Oso
How's the water? Good?
[15:09] Kara
Yeah, it's great.
[15:12] Oso
Glad to hear it.
[15:40] Todo
Take that! Take that and that!
[15:44] Todo
Hey, stop that! Come on!
[15:52] Todo
This looks delicious!
[15:55] Oso
Come on, sit down.
[15:59] Oso
There you go.
[16:00] Oso
Here.
[16:02] Todo
Thank you, Osoma-chan.
[16:05] Kara
Well, let's toast.
[16:07] ---
Cheers.
[16:11] Osoma
We got this from the mountains over here.
[16:14] Kara
I see...
[16:15] Osoma
Oh, you put soy sauce on that.
[16:18] Todo
Thanks.
[16:22] Kara
Good job, Osoma-chan.
[16:24] Todo
Well done!
[16:26] Kara
You're so cute. If only we
had a daughter like you.
[16:31] Todo
Oh, Karahiko-san!
[16:39] Kara
But you know... I never thought we'd be
staying in a room with a zashikiwarashi.
[16:47] Todo
This ended up being a wonderful trip.
[16:49] Todo
I'd love to come again.
[16:50] Oso
Did you like our inn?
[16:52] Todo
Yes. It's all thanks to you, Osoma-chan.
[16:55] Oso
Thank goodness!
[16:56] Todo
You did startle me at first, though.
[16:59] Kara
But it didn't take long to get used to it.
[17:01] Oso
I have something I want to talk
to you about. Is that okay?
[17:07] Kara
Talk to us?
[17:08] Todo
What is it?
[17:10] Oso
It's about my Ma.
[17:13] Todo
Your mother? Wait, what about your mother?
[17:17] Oso
She's the proprietress of this inn.
[17:21] Both
What?!
[17:22] Kara
She's your mother?
[17:25] Oso
Yup.
[17:25] Todo
Really?
[17:26] Oso
Yup.
[17:28] Kara
I see...
[17:30] Todo
How surprising.
[17:33] Oso
I was killed.
[17:37] Kara
Huh?
[17:39] Oso
A long time ago,
[17:41] Oso
Ma took my life.
[17:48] Kara
Th-Th...
[17:51] Both
This is suddenly creepy!
[17:53] Kara
Huh? What's going on?! This is super creepy!
[17:56] Kara
This was so much fun a little while ago!
Now it's not fun at all!
[17:58] Kara
I want to go home!
[18:00] Todo
So scary!
[18:01] Oso
I was killed in this room.
[18:02] Both
Scary!
[18:03] Oso
I think I died right around there.
[18:06] Both
Huh?!
[18:07] Oso
These stains are my blood.
[18:08] Both
What?!
[18:10] Oso
My bones are buried on
the other side of this wall.
[18:12] Both
What?!
[18:14] Oso
So any time guests come
to this room, I ask them
[18:18] Oso
to at least dig my bones out.
[18:20] Kara
What the hell is wrong with this inn?!
[18:22] Todo
Worst trip ever! We're never
coming back, you idiot!
[18:26] Choro
I've brought you some beer.
[18:28] Kara
Now the old lady showed up!
[18:30] Todo
So scary!
[18:31] Choro
What's the matter? You look a bit pale.
[18:35] Kara
Scary, scary, scary.
[18:36] Todo
Scary, scary, scary.
[18:42] Choro
Did you happen to see...
something in this room?
[18:47] Kara
She can't see Osoma-chan...
[18:51] Kara
Scary, scary, scary!
[18:52] Todo
Scary, scary, scary!
[18:53] Choro
For example, oh, I don't know...
[18:57] Choro
A zashikiwarashi?
[19:00] Kara
I'm so scared!
[19:02] Todo
I'm so scared! What is this, you idiot?!
[19:05] Choro
Well?
[19:08] Choro
If you saw one...
[19:13] Both
I can't!
[19:16] Kara
What is this?! What is this inn?!
[19:18] Todo
This is awful! It was so much fun at first!
[19:22] Kara
Wait...
[19:24] Kara
Should we really leave?
[19:27] Todo
Huh?!
[19:29] Kara
I mean... If we leave right now,
[19:32] Kara
no one will ever know what
happened to that girl.
[19:38] Todo
Don't be stupid! Just go!
[20:13] Oso
Perfect success!
[20:14] Choro
Hey.
[20:16] Oso
Ma!
[20:18] Choro
There you go, scaring the guests
and making them leave again.
[20:21] Choro
Keep it up, and we won't
be able to eat anymore.
[20:23] Oso
Come on, let's play, Ma!
[20:26] Choro
What do I always tell you? I have to work.
[20:29] Choro
Honestly, what a troublesome child.
[20:33] Oso
I didn't do anything wrong.
[20:35] Oso
This is all your fault, Ma.
[20:40] Choro
Oh, very well. Since the guests left,
why don't I read you a book tonight?
[20:47] Oso
Really? Yay!
[20:49] Oso
I love you, Ma!
[20:54] Oso
Hey, Ma.
[20:57] Oso
Do you love Osoma?
[21:01] Choro
Come now. Don't ask something so obvious.
[21:06] Oso
Okay!
SIGN End
[22:45] Choro
Aw, man... We ended up with extra time.
[22:50] Choro
Well, I guess I'll have to fap—
[22:52] Kara
We have extra time?!
[22:54] Kara
Hmph! Let's do this, then!
[22:56] Kara
Karamatsu and...
[22:57] jyu
Jyushimatsu's...
[22:58] both
...delivery skit!
[23:00] Both
"If Hansel and Gretel Were Actually Smart!"
SIGN Delivery Skit
If Hansel and Gretel Were Actually Smart
[23:06] Kara
Oh, no. We're lost in the woods.
[23:09] Jyu
I'm hungry, Onii-chan.
[23:12] Kara
All right. Let's leave pieces of this
bread so we can follow them back.
[23:23] Kara
No, Jyushitel. You can't eat them.
[23:27] Kara
Jyushitel. Stop eating them.
[23:31] Kara
Jyushitel! I told you to stop!
[23:35] Kara
Jyushitel!
[23:36] Jyu
It's okay. I've been leaving something
behind for every one I eat.
[23:39] Jyu
See? Look.
[23:42] Kara
Smart!
SIGN End
SIGN Next Time on Mr. Osomatsu
SIGN "Iyami, Alone in the Wind"