# E16 - Nanmaider
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZP0D3/nanmaider)
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**[01:36] Kaoruko**
* The city filled with crime in*
* the new future: Akatsuka City.*
**[01:41] Kaoruko**
* In this city inhabited entirely by failures,*
* labor reform was being attempted,*
***SIGN*** Dekoboko Corporation
**[01:46] Kaoruko**
* and the peace of the office*
* was being threatened.*
**[01:51] Guy**
It's amazing! Apparently Section Chief Maezono
succeeded in creating a new AI robot!
**[01:56] Guy**
An AI robot?
**[01:57] Guy**
Let's go see it!
**[02:00] Guy**
Come on, Kaoruko-chan!
**[02:02] Kaoruko**
Huh?
***SIGN*** AI Robot Completed
**[02:07] Mae**
Listen well, all of you.
**[02:08] Mae**
We are entering the age of AI.
**[02:11] Mae**
A robot that will listen to any order...
**[02:14] Mae**
He is the perfect employee.
**[02:17] mae**
And his name is...
**[02:22] Mae**
SaneCop.
**[02:24] Mae**
He will be watching over your work.
**[02:27] Mae**
He's basically this office's police officer.
**[02:30] Mae**
Try not get arrested, you hear?
**[02:39] Sane**
No slacking.
**[02:42] Sane**
Do your work.
**[02:43] Guy**
Save me!
**[02:45] Sane**
I guess you get hungry
even if you're worthless.
**[02:54] Kaoruko**
What's your name?
**[02:56] Sane**
SaneCop.
**[02:58] Kaoruko**
Is it, though?
**[02:59] Kaoruko**
Could your name actually be Sanemats—
**[03:01] Mae**
It's SaneCop.
**[03:03] Sane**
Boss.
**[03:04] Mae**
Go, SaneCop.
**[03:06] Sane**
Yes, boss.
**[03:36] Kaoruko**
The way he's sitting...
**[03:38] Kaoruko**
I knew it! It's Sanematsu-san!
**[03:43] Kaoruko**
You're Sanematsu-san, aren't you?
**[03:45] Kaoruko**
You were an employee working
here until a few years ago,
**[03:49] Kaoruko**
but you lost your life in
an unexpected accident.
**[03:53] Kaoruko**
It's me, Kaoruko.
**[03:54] Kaoruko**
Don't you remember me, Sanematsu-san?
**[03:57] Sane**
Sanema...
**[04:01] Sane**
My head hurts!
**[04:07] Sane**
Who am I?
**[04:11] Kaoruko**
No! You're Sanematsu-san!
**[04:14] Sane**
I'm SaneCop.
**[04:15] Kaoruko**
You're Sanematsu-san!
**[04:16] Sane**
I'm SaneCop.
**[04:17] Kaoruko**
A few years ago, you used
the company car and—
**[04:21] Sane**
Stop!
**[04:22] Sane**
I'm SaneCop.
**[04:23] Sane**
I'm just a corporate slave AI.
I don't have a real name.
***SIGN*** Sanematsu
***SIGN*** Deceased Died in an accident
**[04:46] Sane**
Who... Who am I?
**[04:56] (Flashback) Mae**
Sanematsu-kun, use this car today.
**[05:00] (Flashback) Mae**
And be quick about it, you scum.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Kaoru**
It can't be...
**[05:48] (Flashback) Kaoru**
No!
***SIGN*** Dekoboko Corporation
**[06:00] Prez**
Maezono-kun, you've created
yet another amazing product.
**[06:06] Prez**
SaneCop... Because of him,
our productivity's skyrocketing.
**[06:11] Prez**
You're next in line to become president.
**[06:13] Mae**
Thank you, sir.
**[06:16] Prez**
I expect great things from you.
**[06:20] Prez**
What's going on?
**[06:26] Prez**
SaneCop!
**[06:27] Mae**
What are you doing here?!
**[06:29] Mae**
D-Don't tell me you managed to elude
**[06:32] Mae**
the security AIs' pursuit all by yourself...
**[06:35] Mae**
Impossible!
**[06:40] Sane**
So it was you who killed me?
**[06:44] Sane**
You meddled with the company car
to make it look like an accident
***SIGN*** Violation
**[06:48] Sane**
and made me into this.
**[06:52] Prez**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[06:55] Mae**
Have no fear. He's not going to shoot,
**[06:58] Mae**
because he's just a corporate slave.
***SIGN*** Violation
**[07:00] Mae**
I've programmed him to be unable
to disobey his superiors.
**[07:04] Mae**
That won't change as long
as I'm your superior!
**[07:14] Sane**
*Stop slacking. Work.*
**[07:16] Sane**
*Do your work.*
**[07:18] Sane**
* I guess you get hungry*
* even if you're worthless.*
**[07:21] Prez**
What's going on here?
**[07:22] Prez**
Do you think you can get away
with this abuse of power?!
**[07:26] Prez**
If this gets exposed,
our company's finished!
***SIGN*** Violation
**[07:28] Prez**
Maezono, you're fired!
**[07:32] Sane**
Thank you.
**[07:46] Kaoruko**
Great job!
**[07:57] Prez**
Well done. What's your name?
**[08:03] Sane**
Sanematsu.
***SIGN*** Nanmaider Attacks
***SIGN*** Kichijoji Station
***SIGN*** Kichijoji
***SIGN*** Sake
**[09:31] Iyami**
Great job. Yes, great job.
**[09:35] Iyami**
Better work like your lives depend on it.
**[09:38] Iyami**
And remember to pay lots in taxes.
**[09:40] Iyami**
Me is going to drink delicious sake
and eat delicious food with that money!
**[09:50] Iyami**
Rich people! My favorite!
**[09:53] Iyami**
Help a guy out, will ya?
**[09:55] Lady**
Pervert!
**[09:56] Lady**
Disgusting! What even is he?!
**[09:58] Lady**
We'll catch his poorness!
**[09:59] Iyami**
Please wait, my ladies!
**[10:02] Iyami**
My ladies!
**[10:04] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[10:09] Iyami**
It's my lucky day!
**[10:12] Iyami**
Me is so hot.
***SIGN*** Obey
***SIGN*** Super Cheap
Apartments
***SIGN*** Obey
**[10:22] Sign**
Remain Calm Don't Panic Don't Draw Attention to Yourself Obey
**[10:25] Iyami**
What the heck?
**[10:30] Iyami**
Sh-Sheeeh!
**[10:35] ---**
Matsuno
**[10:39] Oso**
Congrats!
**[10:41] Todo**
Congrats!
**[10:42] Jyushi**
Congrats!
**[10:43] Ichi**
Congrats.
**[10:45] Choro**
Congrats!
**[10:46] Kara**
Congrats!
**[10:47] Oso**
Congrats to us for getting jobs!
**[10:51] Dad**
Isn't this great, Mom?
**[10:53] Mom**
Yes, for real! Took you
long enough, for real!
**[10:57] Dad**
So you've all finally found jobs.
**[11:00] Dad**
I'm so proud of you.
**[11:01] Dad**
Do your best!
**[11:03] Dad**
The only thing I look forward to
in life is for you all to make it big!
**[11:07] Dad**
Matsuzou's rooting for you!
**[11:09] Mom**
So is Matsuyo! You have my support!
**[11:13] Dad**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[11:14] Mom**
Seriously!
**[11:17] Dad**
I'm gonna go take a piss.
**[11:21] Iyami**
Good evening.
**[11:22] Dad**
Jeez, you startled me!
**[11:24] Dad**
What do you want?!
**[11:31] Dad**
What?
**[11:37] Iyami**
They're fakes.
**[11:39] Iyami**
Those six aren't your sons.
**[11:42] Dad**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[11:45] Iyami**
Put these on and have a look.
**[11:47] Dad**
Sunglasses? But why?
**[11:49] Iyami**
Just do it.
**[11:50] Iyami**
Put these on and look at those six.
**[11:52] Dad**
Cut it out.
**[11:54] Dad**
Listen. We're celebrating the fact
that my very good sons got jobs.
**[11:58] Dad**
Don't ruin the mood!
**[11:59] Iyami**
I'm telling you, those aren't your
sextuplets. They're fakes.
**[12:03] Dad**
What's your problem?!
**[12:04] Dad**
Why would you say that?
**[12:05] Dad**
They found jobs!
That's what we're celebrating!
**[12:08] Iyami**
Seriously, you'll understand
once you put these on—
**[12:12] Dad**
I'll have you know that my sons
only went astray because
**[12:16] Dad**
they hung around shady adults like you!
**[12:18] Dad**
Stay away from my sons from now on.
**[12:21] Dad**
Got it? Scram!
**[12:23] Iyami**
Just put them on!
**[12:27] Iyami**
Just put them on!
**[12:29] Iyami**
Just put them on!
**[12:31] Iyami**
Put them on!
**[12:33] Iyami**
Put them on!
**[12:36] Iyami**
Put them on!
**[12:37] Dad**
Mind your own business!
**[12:48] Iyami**
Put them on! Put them on!
**[12:54] Dad**
Cut it out! That's enough!
**[13:02] Iyami**
See the truth!
**[13:04] Dad**
Huh?
**[13:05] Sons**
Yay! Yay!
**[13:11] Dad**
What?!
**[13:13] Dad**
Wh-Wh-What's going on here?
**[13:15] Dad**
What are those creatures?
**[13:18] Iyami**
Those things are all over the
city disguised as humans.
**[13:22] Iyami**
But as long as you wear these
sunglasses, you can see the truth.
**[13:26] Dad**
Huh?
**[13:28] Todo**
Dad?
**[13:29] Todo**
What are you doing? Celebrate with us more!
**[13:33] All**
Celebrate with us!
**[13:38] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** Obey
**[13:46] Sign**
Don't Panic Don't Stand Out Obey Don't Get Involved Play
***SIGN*** Slack Off
**[13:48] Sign**
Rest Run Trick People Steal
***SIGN*** Microtransactions
***SIGN*** Finance
***SIGN*** Spend
***SIGN*** Expel Bargain
***SIGN*** Don't Hesitate
***SIGN*** Use
***SIGN*** Eat
***SIGN*** Fried Chicken Gyoza
***SIGN*** Gain Large Free Oily Weight Serving
***SIGN*** Request
***SIGN*** Dumbasses Obey
***SIGN*** Snap
**[14:07] Sign**
Stop Trying
***SIGN*** Be Depressed
***SIGN*** Be Envious
**[14:17] Dad**
I see... So that's how it is.
**[14:20] Dad**
They're all aliens!
**[14:24] Mom**
There, there. There, there.
**[14:25] Mom**
There, there, there, there, there.
**[14:30] Dad**
Wh-What's going on?
**[14:32] Dad**
What are those creatures? At the rate
they're going, they might take over Earth.
**[14:39] Dad**
I think we might be the only
ones who know the truth.
**[14:42] Dad**
We have to do something.
**[14:45] Dad**
We're going to save the world, Iyami!
**[14:49] Dad**
Don't fall asleep! Humanity's in
trouble! Take this seriously!
**[14:53] Iyami**
Not interested.
**[14:55] Dad**
What?! We're dealing with aliens here!
They're gonna take over the world!
**[14:59] Iyami**
It doesn't affect me at all if aliens are here,
even if they take over the world.
**[15:04] Dad**
What?!
**[15:06] Dad**
What the hell are you talking about?!
**[15:10] Mom**
Yay! This is amazing!
**[15:12] Mom**
I'm so happy!
**[15:16] Dad**
Must be nice being you.
**[15:19] Dad**
Doing whatever you want.
Never caring what others think.
**[15:25] Dad**
I'm exhausted.
**[15:26] Dad**
I work every day like I've been possessed.
**[15:30] Dad**
I thought my sons had finally
found work, and this happens.
**[15:35] Dad**
I'm done thinking.
I don't want to do anything.
**[15:39] Dad**
I just want to be free.
**[15:42] Iyami**
Quit your job, then.
**[15:44] Dad**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[15:47] Dad**
I can't just quit!
**[15:48] Iyami**
Why?
**[15:49] Dad**
I have a family!
**[15:51] Iyami**
Then abandon your family.
**[15:53] Dad**
What?! I could never do that!
**[15:56] Iyami**
Why?
**[15:57] Dad**
Wh-Why?
**[15:59] Iyami**
Do you want to be free or not? Which is it?
**[16:08] Iyami**
You're a fool.
**[16:12] Dad**
Wait.
**[16:16] Dad**
Iyami... Won't you help me out?
**[16:20] Dad**
My sons are probably being
held captive somewhere.
**[16:23] Dad**
As their father, I have to go save them.
**[16:28] Iyami**
Me is not interested in trouble.
**[16:30] Dad**
Please! I beg of you!
**[16:37] Iyami**
There's nothing fun in this world.
**[16:39] Iyami**
Me has nothing to do.
**[16:42] Iyami**
Me doesn't mind making it a little more fun.
**[16:47] Dad**
Th-Then...
**[16:50] Dad**
Iyami, thank you! I owe you!
**[16:54] Iyami**
That'll be 30,000 yen.
**[16:56] Dad**
You're charging me?!
***SIGN*** Kichijoji Station
**[17:16] Dad**
We finally found them.
**[17:18] Dad**
This is their hideout.
***SIGN*** We Are
Nanmaiders
**[17:22] Boss**
Hewwo, people of Earth.
I am the boss, Nanmaider.
**[17:26] Boss**
Say hewwo to my wittle fwiends.
**[17:28] A**
I'm Gonvader.
**[17:30] B**
I'm Jinvader.
**[17:32] C**
I'm NannyNannyBooder.
**[17:33] D**
I'm GaaGaaGooder.
**[17:35] E**
I'm AGoner.
**[17:37] F**
I'm Calender.
**[17:38] G**
I'm YupImmaGoner.
**[17:40] Boss**
We're the Nanmaiders.
**[17:43] A**
We're using our Nanmaider wave
**[17:45] A**
to control the idiots and exploit them.
**[17:49] B**
We'll make clones that only *look* like humans
**[17:52] B**
and send them into the city!
**[17:55] Some**
Aye-aye, sir! Heave-ho, heave-ho! Keep it going!
**[17:59] Mom**
Eat some crab! Eat some crab! Eat some crab!
**[18:02] Toto**
Sweet! I'm finally popular!
**[18:06] Dayon**
I'm super popular!
**[18:10] C**
If you comply with us,
**[18:12] C**
we will promise just you
rich people a bright future.
**[18:16] D**
Our paradise will be complete by 2025.
**[18:20] All**
Nanmaider!
**[18:22] Dad**
We won't let that happen!
**[18:29] Boss**
Intwuders!
**[18:31] Both**
Attack!
**[18:36] Both**
Sheeeh!
**[18:38] Dad**
Oh, shit! Crap! Matsuzou's in danger!
**[18:41] Dad**
Save me, partner!
**[18:44] Dad**
Hey! What are you doing?
**[18:46] Iyami**
Rich people really do eat the best stuff.
**[18:49] Iyami**
Me loves money.
**[18:50] Lady**
Eek!
**[18:55] Dad**
Don't do anything bad!
**[18:57] Iyami**
Oho. That's what's causing all this.
**[19:01] Iyami**
Leave this to me!
**[19:04] Dad**
Wait, you're not...
**[19:04] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[19:05] Dad**
Iyami!
**[19:08] Iyami**
Sheh! Sheh! Sheeeh!
**[19:11] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[19:12] Dad**
A-Amazing... Iyami.
**[19:15] Dad**
You really are reliable when it counts.
**[19:18] Six**
Dad!
**[19:20] Ichi**
You came to save us. Thanks.
**[19:23] Jyushi**
Sorry we always rely on you so much.
**[19:25] Todo**
You must be tired.
**[19:26] Oso**
But don't worry. We're okay now.
**[19:37] Dad**
If my sons were actually that decent,
**[19:39] Dad**
my life would be so much easier.
**[19:42] Dad**
Give me back my sons!
**[19:45] Dad**
Osomatsu! Karamatsu!
**[19:48] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[19:50] Dad**
Ichimatsu! Choromatsu!
**[19:53] Dad**
Jyushimatsu! Todomatsu!
**[19:56] Dad**
Where are you?!
**[19:57] Iyami**
Sheeeh!
**[20:18] Oso**
Dad?
**[20:20] Dad**
Matsuzou... finish...
**[20:23] Oso**
Huh?
**[20:27] Oso**
Th-The hell?!
**[20:37] Dad**
Did we do it?
**[20:39] Dad**
Iyami...
**[20:42] Dad**
Thank you.
**[20:47] Dad**
Now Earth is back to normal.
**[20:53] Dad**
The world has been saved.
**[20:58] Six**
Iyami, thank you!
**[21:01] Six**
Huh?
**[21:02] Oso**
Wait, what is that?
**[21:06] Iyami**
Sheh sheh sheh! Sheeeh sheh sheh sheh sheeeh!
**[21:10] Iyami**
Sheh sheh sheh! Sheeeh sheh sheh sheh sheeeh!
**[21:10] Kara**
Wh-What is this wave?!
**[21:12] Jyu**
My head!
**[21:27] People**
Sheh! Sheh sheh!
**[21:41] Iyami**
Now the world's a better place!
**[21:44] ---**
Sheeeh!
**[21:46] ---**
Sheeeh!
***SIGN*** It's the End
***SIGN*** Next time on
***SIGN*** Mr. Osomatsu
**[23:25] Jyushi**
Hello, Jyushimatsu here.
**[23:27] Jyushi**
Next week on *Mr. Osomatsu*, we have "Imoni."
**[23:29] Jyushi**
Do you know what imoni is?
**[23:31] Jyushi**
Apparently imoni is something that's
fun to enjoy outside with others.
**[23:36] Jyushi**
That means it's baseball!
**[23:37] Jyushi**
Imoni equals baseball!
**[23:40] Jyushi**
They even do imoni in Ehime in Shikoku.
**[23:42] Jyushi**
And that means the Island League!
**[23:45] Jyushi**
Imoni's originally from America.
**[23:47] Jyushi**
King Imoni Bay Blues!
***SIGN*** "Imoni" etc.
**[23:49] Jyushi**
What? That's not what it is?
**[23:51] Jyushi**
Okay, then. Whatever.