E14 - We Caught a Cold / Todomatsu's Line / Choromatsu-sensei

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SIGN    "We Caught a Cold"
[01:39] Todo
    Choo! Choo!
[01:41] Ichi
    Hmph! You're trying to be sly,
    even when you sneeze.
[01:44] Ichi
    You want to be called cute so bad,
    you'd use a cold? Gross.
[01:47] Ichi
    Achooey.
[01:48] Choro
    What the hell? I can't even bother to
    retort right now, so quit it, Ichimatsu.
[01:52] Kara
    Ah... Is this how I'm going to die?
[01:55] Kara
    Goodbye, Karamatsu Girls.
[01:59] Choro
    Let's just try to sleep.
[02:04] Oso
    Who wants to go play pachinko?!
[02:06] Oso
    Look! They got new machines in.
[02:08] Oso
    We totally have to go.
[02:09] Oso
    I feel like I'll get a ton of balls today.
[02:13] Oso
    Though I say that all the time.
[02:14] Oso
    The best part about pachinko
    is right before you go.
[02:17] Oso
    It's just like porn.
[02:18] Oso
    You're the most excited when
    you're trying to choose one, yup!
[02:22] Oso
    Huh?
[02:23] Oso
    What? What's wrong?
[02:25] Todo
    I'm not going...
[02:26] Oso
    You're not going? Why?
[02:28] Todo
    Because I have a cold.
[02:29] Oso
    Y-You have a cold?!
[02:31] Choro
    How the hell could you not tell?
[02:33] Choro
    It should be obvious we feel like crap.
[02:35] Oso
    You'll feel better if you go play pachinko.
[02:36] Choro
    Like hell we will!
[02:37] Oso
    Aw, what the heck?
[02:40] Oso
    Okay, then your big brother
    will take care of you guys.
[02:43] Choro
    What do you mean, take care of us?
    Please, don't do anything unnecessary.
[02:47] Choro
    Hey! What are you doing with our wallets?
[02:50] Oso
    I'm gonna go buy some stuff.
[02:52] Choro
    Hey!
[02:59] Oso
    I lost. I didn't win any at all.
[03:03] Todo
    Ichimatsu-niisan, give him our cold.
[03:06] ---
    Gladly.
[03:08] Oso
    Uh... Huh?
[03:13] Oso
    Don't french kiss me!
[03:18] Choro
    What the hell? Are those
    supposed to be sneezes?
[03:20] Oso
    Newspapers!
[03:21] Choro
    You totally just said
    "newspapers," didn't you?
[03:22] Ichi
    Huh? Where's Totty?
[03:24] Kara
    Oh... Apparently he's better now.
[03:27] Kara
    He said he'd take care of us.
[03:30] Ichi
    Oh...
SIGN    Flammable
[03:54] Oso
    Hey, Todo—
[03:59] All
    Huh?
[04:01] All
    Huh?
[04:03] All
    Huh?!
[04:09] Todo
    Aw, it finally happened.
    I caught my cold back.
[04:13] Oso
    That's not the point here!
    Why did you burn us, Todomatsu?!
[04:17] Todo
    Well, I'm sort of a neat freak.
[04:19] Oso
    That wasn't being a neat freak.
    It was attempted murder.
[04:22] Choro
    Huh? Where's Ichimatsu?
[04:24] Kara
    Oh, apparently he got better.
    He said he'd take care of us.
[04:28] Choro
    I have nothing but bad feelings about this.
[04:33] Oso
    This is unexpected.
[04:35] Choro
    Yeah, it is.
[04:36] Todo
    Yeah.
[04:37] Oso
    To think that doll of darkness
    has the heart to take care of us.
[04:43] All
    Huh?
[04:44] Ichi
    You want these? Well, do you?
[04:49] Ichi
    You want these ice-cold towels that
    were soaked in ice water, don't you?
[04:54] Four
    W-We want them...
[04:56] Ichi
    You want them?
[04:57] Ichi
    Don't you mean, "May we have them, please?"
[04:59] All
    M-May we have them, please?
[05:01] Ichi
    May you have them?
[05:03] Ichi
    Don't you mean, "We are
    nothing but male pigs,
[05:04] Ichi
    but please cool down our feverish
    bodies, Ichimatsu-sama"?
[05:09] Four
    We are nothing but male pigs,
[05:11] Four
    but please cool down our feverish
    bodies, Ichimatsu-sama.
[05:14] Ichi
    "Ichimatsu-sama."
[05:16] Four
    Ichimatsu-sama!
[05:17] Ichi
    "Let our foreheads have it."
[05:18] Four
    Let our foreheads have it!
[05:20] Ichi
    "Please, hurry and give it to us."
[05:22] Four
    Please, hurry and give it to us!
[05:25] Ichi
    Well, I guess I don't have a choice.
[05:29] Ichi
    Here's your reward.
[05:34] Ichi
    This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[05:38] Ichi
    Hurry up and get better, you pigs!
[05:40] Ichi
    Otherwise I'll kill you!
[05:42] Four
    Yes, Ichimatsu-sama!
[05:46] Ichi
    I caught my cold back.
[05:48] Choro
    What kind of roleplay was that?
[05:49] Ichi
    Taking care of sick people is hard.
[05:51] Choro
    That wasn't taking care of us,
    it was obedience training.
[05:55] Kara
    Heh. I'm better now.
[06:00] Kara
    You can entrust your care to me, brothers.
[06:02] Kara
    Is there anything you want?
[06:04] Kara
    What? Water?
[06:06] Kara
    All right, got it!
[06:08] Kara
    Leave it to me, brothers!
[06:11] Kara
    Brothers?
[06:16] Kara
    Tap water just won't do for my brothers.
[06:21] Kara
    I will present them with the best,
    the ultimate water from melted snow.
[06:27] Kara
    But...
[06:32] Kara
    It's so cold...
[06:36] Kara
    Water... Give me water...
[06:41] Choro
    And that's the end of that.
    Now let's actually get some sleep.
[06:43] Choro
    We seriously have to get better.
[06:45] Oso
    Yeah.
[06:46] Choro
    Goodnight.
[06:47] All
    Goodnight.
[06:52] Jyu
    I'm all better!
[06:54] Oso
    Crap... His recovery is the
    last thing we want right now.
[06:57] Choro
    Ignore him! Just ignore him!
[06:58] Todo
    Pay no attention to him!
[07:01] Jyu
    Okay! I'm gonna break everyone's curse!
[07:04] Oso
    It's not a curse!
[07:11] Jyu
    And, hup!
[07:11] Oso
    Wh-What is happening?!
[07:12] Jyu
    And, hup!
[07:13] Jyu
    And, hup!
[07:14] Jyu
    And, hup!
[07:18] Jyu
    And, hup!
[07:19] Jyu
    We've shrunk!
[07:22] Jyu
    Okay, here we go!
[07:23] Jyu
    Yeah!
[07:24] Oso
    Wh-What is this?!
[07:29] Todo
    No!
[07:47] Jyu
    Hup, two! Hup, two! Hup, two!
[07:52] Jyu
    There! All better!
[07:54] Jyu
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
SIGN    Akatsuka Hospital
[08:03] Mom
    Please, Doctor, fix them.
SIGN    Gargle and  Wash Your Hands
SIGN    Let's Wear a Mask
[08:06] Mom
    What on earth happened to my NEETs?
[08:10] Oso
    We two-seam to be better.
[08:12] Kara
    We aced those germs!
[08:13] Choro
    RBI think we're better.
[08:14] Ichi
    Let's get back in the ring!
[08:17] Todo
    Get your ice-cold beers!
[08:19] Mom
    Doctor!
[08:20] Doc
    I have no idea. What is this sickness?
[08:24] Mom
    Doctor, Jyushimatsu... Jyushimatsu...
[08:26] Some
    Hup, two! Hup, two!
[08:27] Mom
    One of him is more than enough!
[08:27] All
    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
[08:32] All
    Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
SIGN    End
[08:33] Jyu
    Yeah, they sure are loud!
SIGN    "Todomatsu's Line"
[08:40] Kara
    Me... listening to the sound of the wind.
[08:47] Kara
    Me... smelling the scent of the sky.
[08:54] Kara
    And me... basking in the sunshine.
[09:04] Kara
    It's coming down... It's coming down to me!
[09:10] Kara
    One, two... One, two, three!
[09:18] Jyu
    Hey, something fell.
[09:23] Ichi
    There, there. Good kitty.
[09:34] Oso
    Hey, Totty. You goin' somewhere?
[09:36] Todo
    Yeah. I'm gonna go to the gym.
[09:38] Oso
    'Kay.
[09:41] Oso
    Huh?
[09:42] Oso
    Wait, Totty, what?!
[09:46] Oso
    You... go to the gym?
[09:49] Todo
    Yeah.
[09:50] Oso
    I didn't know that.
[09:52] Todo
    Well, I never told you.
[09:55] Oso
    What? What's up with that?
[09:57] Oso
    Why didn't you tell me?
[09:59] Oso
    I had no idea.
[10:01] Todo
    I'm just going to the gym.
[10:02] Todo
    Do I have to tell my brothers that?
[10:04] Oso
    Of course you do. You should
    always report changes like that.
[10:10] Kara
    I just fell off the roof.
[10:13] Choro
    Which gym?
[10:15] Todo
    The one by the station.
    Membership's pretty cheap.
[10:18] Todo
    Someone in my Go club
    told me about it recently.
[10:21] Todo
    Well, later.
[10:22] Choro
    Hang on!
[10:23] Todo
    Huh?
[10:24] Choro
    Wait... Totty, you play Go?
[10:27] Todo
    Yeah.
[10:28] Choro
    I didn't know that.
[10:29] Todo
    I never told you.
[10:30] Choro
    Why didn't you tell me?
[10:33] Todo
    Again, do I have to tell my brothers that?
[10:35] Choro
    What? Why wouldn't you?
[10:37] Choro
    I think if you said, "I started playing Go
    recently," it'd be a pretty interesting topic.
[10:41] Todo
    Really?
[10:43] Kara
    A semi truck ran over my toes recentl—
[10:45] Jyu
    Is Go fun?
[10:47] Kara
    Huh?
[10:48] Todo
    It is! And the club is free.
[10:51] Jyu
    Wow.
[10:52] Todo
    But I wanted to do something physical.
[10:54] Todo
    I haven't exercised properly
    since I climbed Mount Fuji.
[10:58] Todo
    Well, later.
[10:59] Both
    Hang on!
[11:00] Todo
    Hm?
[11:01] Oso
    What do you mean, Mount Fuji?!
[11:02] Choro
    What? You climbed it?!
[11:03] Todo
    Yeah...
[11:04] Oso
    When?
[11:04] Todo
    Huh? Uh... about two years ago, I think?
[11:07] Oso
    That's a while ago.
[11:09] Choro
    Um, Totty... Why don't
    you tell us these things?
[11:11] Todo
    Seriously, do I have to tell my brothers—
[11:14] Both
    Yes, you do!
[11:15] Oso
    Going to the gym and
    playing Go aren't a big deal.
[11:17] Oso
    But you should have mentioned Mount Fuji!
[11:18] Oso
    That's something you
    should definitely mention!
[11:21] Kara
    I've been climbing that mountain called lif—
[11:24] Choro
    Who did you go with?
[11:26] Todo
    Huh? Who did I go with?
[11:27] Choro
    Who did you go up Mount Fuji with?!
[11:29] Totty
    Oh...
[11:31] Totty
    I went by myself.
[11:33] Totty
    I went by myself... I went by myself...
[11:39] Oso
    What's with that?! That's terrifying!
[11:42] Oso
    I'm not sure I know anything
    about our youngest brother!
[11:44] Choro
    S-Say, Totty...
[11:46] Todo
    Hm?
[11:47] Choro
    Don't look at me like that
    with those bright eyes!
[11:49] Todo
    What?
[11:49] Choro
    Sit down for a sec. We have to talk about this.
[11:52] Todo
    Aw, but I'm going to the gy—
[11:54] Both
    Who the hell cares about the gym?! Sit down!
[11:58] Todo
    Why? Why are you so angry?
[12:01] Oso
    Listen, Totty.
[12:03] Todo
    Hm?
[12:03] Choro
    Seriously, stop looking at us
    with those innocent eyes.
[12:06] Oso
    I've been thinking this for a while,
[12:08] Oso
    but there are a lot of things you don't tell us.
[12:11] Oso
    Why is that? We're your brothers, so tell us.
[12:14] Oso
    Let's tell each other things.
[12:15] Todo
    Well, I didn't think I needed to
    tell you, since we're brothers.
[12:18] Todo
    Not to mention, we're all
    adults over twenty now.
[12:21] Todo
    It seems pretty creepy to
    tell you guys everything.
[12:23] Oso
    Yeah, I get that. I see your point.
[12:26] Oso
    But we're talking about Mount Fuji here.
[12:28] Oso
    I'd probably still be telling you
    guys about that when I got old.
[12:33] Oso
    Isn't that normal?
[12:34] Todo
    Hmm...
[12:35] Choro
    Seriously? You don't get it?
[12:38] Oso
    Also, your smartphone.
[12:39] Oso
    Smartphone?
[12:40] Oso
    You just suddenly had one.
[12:42] Oso
    You never said you were going to buy one,
    and you never told us after you did.
[12:47] Oso
    Where did you even get the money?
[12:51] Oso
    And then there's Sutabaa.
[12:52] Oso
    Don't secretly get a job. Tell us.
[12:55] Oso
    Besides, we're all NEETs.
[12:57] Oso
    Don't you think it's wrong for one of us
[12:59] Oso
    to get a job on his own?
[13:01] Todo
    Hmm...
[13:05] Todo
    I don't think so.
[13:07] Oso
    Oh, so you don't. I guess
    it can't be helped, then.
[13:10] Todo
    Nope. Can't be helped.
[13:15] Oso
    Of course you can help it! Tell us!
[13:18] Oso
    My loneliness is strangling my heart!
[13:20] Choro
    Totty, I'll be frank.
[13:23] Choro
    You don't have a heart.
[13:24] Todo
    Huh?!
[13:25] Choro
    You're a dried-up monster
    who can't care about others.
[13:27] Todo
    Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't
    understand what you're saying at all.
[13:31] Choro
    Right, Dr. Ichimatsu? He's a monster, right?
[13:35] Ichi
    That is correct, Choroice.
[13:37] ---
    Who are you?!
[13:38] Ichi
    I've known this for a while.
[13:41] Ichi
    He is a monster whose heart dried up long ago.
[13:44] Ichi
    If one of us brothers were
    to disappear tomorrow,
[13:48] Ichi
    he probably wouldn't even notice.
[13:50] Four
    S-Seriously?
[13:52] Todo
    Of course I would!
[13:53] Todo
    If someone didn't notice, they wouldn't
    be a monster. Just spaced out!
[13:57] Oso
    Honestly, you have no interest
    in other people, do you?
[13:59] Todo
    I do!
[14:00] Oso
    You don't care if something good
[14:01] Oso
    or bad happens to someone you know, do you?
[14:03] Todo
    That's not true! I have feelings!
[14:06] Oso
    They why didn't you tell us about Mount Fuji?
[14:08] Todo
    I-I didn't really think you guys
    would be interested if I told you...
[14:12] Oso
    There it is. "No interest."
[14:14] Todo
    But that's...
[14:15] Oso
    That's the same thing. If you think
    the other person isn't interested,
[14:20] Oso
    that means if it were the other way around,
[14:22] Oso
    you wouldn't be interested, either.
[14:24] Oso
    You're so cold... So dried-up.
[14:28] Choro
    Dr. Ichimatsu, it's been
    proven that he's a monster.
[14:32] Ichi
    Oh, sorry. I took that off.
[14:36] Todo
    Then let me ask you this.
[14:38] Todo
    When do I need to tell you
    when something's happened?
[14:40] Todo
    Things I should tell all of you,
    and things I don't need to tell you...
[14:43] Todo
    I can't see the line that separates those.
[14:45] Oso
    Mount Fuji was definitely something
    you should have mentioned.
[14:47] Todo
    So I should have mentioned Mount Fuji.
[14:48] Todo
    Got it. I'm sorry.
[14:50] Oso
    Good.
[14:52] Todo
    And when I climbed the
    Yatsugatake Mountains...
[14:54] Oso
    It's not about mountains!
    You seriously don't get it!
[14:57] Choro
    Totty, it's not like we're brothers
    who love Mount Fuji or anything.
[15:02] Todo
    Really?
[15:03] Choro
    Not "Really?"!
[15:04] Oso
    I mean, we didn't even know
    you were climbing mountains.
[15:07] Oso
    You should have started by telling us that.
[15:09] Choro
    Exactly.
[15:10] Todo
    This is hard...
[15:11] Both
    It's hard?!
[15:13] Todo
    Then what about what I ate for dinner?
[15:15] Oso
    You don't need to tell us that.
[15:16] Todo
    What if I go to pachinko?
[15:17] Choro
    You don't have to tell us.
[15:18] Todo
    What if I see a movie?
[15:19] Oso
    You don't have to tell us.
[15:21] Ichi
    Uh, actually...
[15:24] Ichi
    When you're seeing a movie at the theater
    and not on DVD, I might want you to tell me.
[15:28] Oso
    Exactly! That's the line I'm
    talking about, Ichimatsu!
[15:30] Oso
    You get it! You have common sense!
[15:32] Oso
    You might just make it out in the world!
[15:35] Ichi
    Seriously? Thanks! Thanks!
[15:38] Todo
    Gross...
[15:39] Choro
    Don't say "gross."
[15:42] Todo
    What about when I get my driver's license?
[15:45] Ichi
    Of course you should tell us.
[15:47] Todo
    What about when I cut my hair?
[15:48] Ichi
    You don't have to tell us that.
[15:49] Todo
    My morning run?
[15:51] Ichi
    You don't have to tell us.
[15:52] Todo
    When I started playing Go?
[15:53] Ichi
    You don't have to tell us.
[15:54] Todo
    What?! So I don't have to tell you, then!
[15:56] Todo
    What the heck? What was
    this whole waste of time?
[15:58] Ichi
    H-He plays dirty.
[16:01] Ichi
    The way that was going, it would
    sound like he didn't have to tell us.
[16:04] Oso
    Yeah, with how things were just going.
[16:06] Choro
    Yeah, in that case, you wouldn't
    have to tell us about Go.
[16:11] Todo
    This is so friggin' annoying!
[16:13] Todo
    That's enough. I get it.
[16:15] Todo
    I'll tell you guys everything from now on.
[16:16] Todo
    I won't hide anything.
    That's what you want, right?
[16:20] Oso
    Huh?
SIGN    Everything About Todomatsu!
[16:24] Todo
    All right, here we go.
    Everything about Todomatsu.
[16:28] Oso
    Uh-oh. Looks like some
    weird switch got flipped.
[16:30] Todo
    I'll tell you everything,
    right here, right now,
[16:33] Todo
    so no more telling me to tell you
    this or that. Just listen.
[16:36] Choro
    Er, Totty—
[16:37] Todo
    Okay, we'll start with this...
SIGN    Fetishes
[16:39] Todo
    Fetishes.
[16:41] Todo
    My perverted side. I've always told
    you guys that I have a fetish for legs,
[16:45] Todo
    but it's actually something
    much deeper than that.
[16:49] Todo
    The wrinkles on bellybuttons.
SIGN    Wrinkles on Bellybuttons
[16:52] Todo
    More perverted than you thought, right?
    But I don't care if you guys know.
[16:55] Todo
    Because we're close brothers
    who tell each other everything.
[17:01] Todo
    All right, next.
[17:02] Choro
    Uh, Tot—
[17:03] Todo
    My brothers ranking!
SIGN    Brothers Ranking
[17:06] Todo
    What's this, you ask?
[17:08] Todo
    Well, I have five older brothers,
    and I secretly have an order I like them in.
[17:14] Todo
    All right, here we go! Number one is...
[17:16] Five
    Stop!
[17:19] Oso
    Just stop! Y-You don't have to tell us that!
[17:22] Todo
    But why? You're my brothers.
[17:23] Oso
    This is too risky. It'll cause a
    rift in our future relationship.
[17:27] Choro
    And what kind of ranking
    is that to have, anyway?
[17:30] Todo
    To be honest, to be painfully honest here...
[17:32] Todo
    We may be brothers, but there are some
    of you I get along with more than others,
[17:36] Todo
    so the ranking just naturally happened.
[17:38] Oso
    Y-Yeah, but...
[17:40] Cho
    You agree?!
[17:40] Todo
    By the way, Osomatsu-niisan, your rank is...
[17:42] Oso
    I told you not to say it!
SIGN    Oversized Trash
[17:44] Choro
    Why? Why doesn't he understand
    where that perfect line is?
[17:47] Choro
    What are we supposed to do,
    after hearing "wrinkles on bellybuttons"?
[17:50] Choro
    Brothers ranking?
[17:51] Choro
    Whoever ranked last has no choice but to die!
[17:54] Ichi
    Hey, isn't this enough?
[17:57] Ichi
    It's 9 PM. The bath house is gonna close.
[18:01] Oso
    Oh...
[18:05] Oso
    So cold!
[18:08] Kara
    T-Totty... Just curious, what rank am I?
[18:12] Todo
    Why, you're first, of course!
[18:13] Kara
    All right!
[18:15] Oso
    What?! Then what about me?
[18:18] Todo
    You're first.
[18:21] Choro
    Totty...
[18:22] Choro
    Don't say anything anymore.
[18:22] Kara
    All right! All right!
[18:24] Choro
    You don't have to tell us anything anymore.
[18:26] Ichi
    Huh? Where's Jyushimatsu?
[18:28] Todo
    Hm?
[18:29] Todo
    Oh, yeah. I don't see him.
[18:30] Todo
    Jyushimatsu-niisan!
    We're going to the bath house.
[18:33] Jyu
    What? That's impossible!
[18:36] Jyu
    My stock...
[18:37] Jyu
    Fraudulent accounting? I lost all of it?
[18:40] Jyu
    That can't be!
[18:41] Jyu
    I'll be right there!
[18:45] Todo
    Huh?
[18:47] Oso
    We really don't know anything
    about each other, do we?
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SIGN    "Choromatsu-sensei"
[20:23] Todo
    You wanted to see me,
    Vice Principal Choromatsu?
[20:25] Choro
    Ah, Todomatsu-sensei.
    Sorry to ask for you so suddenly.
[20:30] Todo
    It's okay.
[20:31] Choro
    I wanted to discuss the cultural festival
    program you turned in the other day...
[20:36] Choro
    There are a number of issues with it.
SIGN    Matsuno High School  Cultural Fair Plan
[20:38] Todo
    Issues?
[20:39] Choro
    Yes. Well, I personally enjoyed it.
[20:42] Choro
    However, in this day in age,
[20:44] Choro
    there's the board of education,
    press, and parents to consider,
[20:47] Choro
    not to mention the health
    and safety of our students.
[20:49] Choro
    We must make sure our morals
    are never compromised.
[20:51] Choro
    So there are a few things I'd like you to revise.
[20:55] Todo
    Okay...
SIGN    Cultural Fair
[20:57] Choro
    First, this arch. Could we cancel this?
[21:00] Todo
    Huh? What's wrong with it?
[21:02] Choro
    If the students are going
    to be walking through it,
[21:04] Choro
    that means the structure will
    be about 4 meters tall, right?
[21:07] Todo
    Uh, calling it a structure
    might be a bit much.
[21:09] Choro
    If it were to collapse,
    students would get hurt.
[21:11] Todo
    No, it'll be fine. We'll make
    sure it doesn't collapse.
[21:15] Choro
    What if a typhoon with wind speeds of
    500 meters per second hits that day?!
[21:19] Todo
    Then the whole cultural
    festival would be canceled.
[21:21] Choro
    No, it's too dangerous.
    Just thinking about it terrifies me.
[21:24] Todo
    Um, maybe you're overthinking it?
[21:26] Todo
    If you think about things like that,
    there'll be no end to it.
[21:28] Todo
    Besides, it'd be made of
    Styrofoam, so even if it fell—
[21:31] Choro
    Styrofoam?! What if the
    students accidentally eat it?!
[21:34] Todo
    Babies? Are our students babies?!
[21:37] Choro
    Also, this haunted house. This is bad news.
[21:40] Todo
    Huh?
[21:40] Choro
    Scaring people who go into the
    house and making them scream...
[21:44] Choro
    This is clearly bullying.
[21:45] Todo
    Bullying?! How?!
[21:47] Choro
    Well, it's very scary.
[21:49] Tod
    Well, it is a haunted house.
[21:51] Choro
    Please don't scare people inside the house,
    so it won't look like bullying.
[21:55] Tod
    But then they'll just be walking through a house!
[21:57] Tod
    That's boring as hell!
[21:59] Choro
    My, my, what is this attitude?
[22:01] Choro
    If you can't obey my orders,
    I'll just have to dock your pay.
[22:04] Choro
    I'll write nasty things about you on SNS
[22:06] Choro
    and force the cultural
    fair itself to be canceled.
[22:08] Todo
    That's bullying, isn't it? You're clearly
    bullying me right now, aren't you?
[22:12] Choro
    I'd rather you call it power harassment.
[22:13] Todo
    That's not okay, either!
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[22:15] Choro
    Also, this live band concert...
[22:17] Todo
    Er, yes?
[22:19] Choro
    I...
[22:21] Choro
    am very much looking forward to it.
[22:23] Todo
    So you're okay with this?
[22:24] Choro
    I love concerts.
[22:26] Todo
    You like them?!
[22:27] Choro
    No music, no life.
[22:29] Todo
    Oh, shut your mouth!
SIGN    High-Quality, High-Fidelity Audio System!
[22:31] Todo
    Well, anyway, please look forward to it.
[22:32] Todo
    To ensure a great concert this year,
[22:34] Todo
    we're prepared some
    high-quality AV equipment.
[22:37] Choro
    AV?
[22:38] Todo
    Pardon?
[22:38] Choro
    AV?!
[22:39] Todo
    Yes... AV equipment.
[22:41] Todo
    Er, AV, AV equipment...
[22:43] Todo
    Did you hear me? AV equipment!
[22:46] Todo
    Vice Principal?!
[22:47] Choro
    How could have this happened?
[22:48] Choro
    If the board of education learned
    of this, they'd have my head.
[22:51] Todo
    No, it's AV as in "audio visual"...
[22:53] Choro
    Of course I know that! But when
    the students hear "AV equipment,"
[22:57] Choro
    they might think of the other
    thing and get weird ideas.
[23:00] Todo
    No, they won't!
[23:01] Choro
    I mean, I'm sort of getting weird ideas right now.
[23:05] Todo
    Seriously? You're a total pervert!
[23:06] Todo
    You're actually the most perverted of all!
SIGN    Frankfurters
    1 for 200 yen
[23:09] Todo
    Also, at the food stalls,
    we'll be selling frankfurters.
[23:11] Choro
    Frankfurters?!
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    1 for 200 yen
[23:13] Todo
    Also, chocolate bananas.
[23:14] Choro
    Chocolate bananas?!
SIGN    Mango Juice
SIGN    300 yen
[23:15] Todo
    As well as mango juice...
[23:16] Choro
    Mango juice?!
SIGN    Roasted Chestnuts
SIGN    100g 200 yen
[23:18] Todo
    Roasted chestnuts...
[23:18] Choro
    Roasted chestnuts?!
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    1 Pack 200 yen
[23:20] Todo
    And yakisoba.
[23:21] Choro
    Yakisoba?!
[23:23] Todo
    Vice Principal?! What did you
    just feel towards yakisoba?!
[23:26] Choro
    I love pickled ginger!
[23:30] Todo
    Whats wrong?! What the hell is
    going on inside you right now?!
[23:33] Todo
    Are you okay?! Are you okay, Vice Principal?!
[23:37] Choro
    Vice Principal?
SIGN    Vice Principal
SIGN    (Teach)
SIGN    (Head)
[23:39] Choro
    It's written as "head that teaches..."
[23:42] Choro
    Vice Principal!
[23:44] Todo
    What the hell?! I can't do
    or say anything anymore!
SIGN    End