# E14 - We Caught a Cold / Todomatsu's Line / Choromatsu-sensei
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X032PNY/we-caught-a-cold--todomatsus-line--choromatsu-sensei)
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***SIGN*** "We Caught a Cold"
**[01:39] Todo**
Choo! Choo!
**[01:41] Ichi**
Hmph! You're trying to be sly,
even when you sneeze.
**[01:44] Ichi**
You want to be called cute so bad,
you'd use a cold? Gross.
**[01:47] Ichi**
Achooey.
**[01:48] Choro**
What the hell? I can't even bother to
retort right now, so quit it, Ichimatsu.
**[01:52] Kara**
Ah... Is this how I'm going to die?
**[01:55] Kara**
Goodbye, Karamatsu Girls.
**[01:59] Choro**
Let's just try to sleep.
**[02:04] Oso**
Who wants to go play pachinko?!
**[02:06] Oso**
Look! They got new machines in.
**[02:08] Oso**
We totally have to go.
**[02:09] Oso**
I feel like I'll get a ton of balls today.
**[02:13] Oso**
Though I say that all the time.
**[02:14] Oso**
The best part about pachinko
is right before you go.
**[02:17] Oso**
It's just like porn.
**[02:18] Oso**
You're the most excited when
you're trying to choose one, yup!
**[02:22] Oso**
Huh?
**[02:23] Oso**
What? What's wrong?
**[02:25] Todo**
I'm not going...
**[02:26] Oso**
You're not going? Why?
**[02:28] Todo**
Because I have a cold.
**[02:29] Oso**
Y-You have a cold?!
**[02:31] Choro**
How the hell could you not tell?
**[02:33] Choro**
It should be obvious we feel like crap.
**[02:35] Oso**
You'll feel better if you go play pachinko.
**[02:36] Choro**
Like hell we will!
**[02:37] Oso**
Aw, what the heck?
**[02:40] Oso**
Okay, then your big brother
will take care of you guys.
**[02:43] Choro**
What do you mean, take care of us?
Please, don't do anything unnecessary.
**[02:47] Choro**
Hey! What are you doing with our wallets?
**[02:50] Oso**
I'm gonna go buy some stuff.
**[02:52] Choro**
Hey!
**[02:59] Oso**
I lost. I didn't win any at all.
**[03:03] Todo**
Ichimatsu-niisan, give him our cold.
**[03:06] ---**
Gladly.
**[03:08] Oso**
Uh... Huh?
**[03:13] Oso**
Don't french kiss me!
**[03:18] Choro**
What the hell? Are those
supposed to be sneezes?
**[03:20] Oso**
Newspapers!
**[03:21] Choro**
You totally just said
"newspapers," didn't you?
**[03:22] Ichi**
Huh? Where's Totty?
**[03:24] Kara**
Oh... Apparently he's better now.
**[03:27] Kara**
He said he'd take care of us.
**[03:30] Ichi**
Oh...
***SIGN*** Flammable
**[03:54] Oso**
Hey, Todo—
**[03:59] All**
Huh?
**[04:01] All**
Huh?
**[04:03] All**
Huh?!
**[04:09] Todo**
Aw, it finally happened.
I caught my cold back.
**[04:13] Oso**
That's not the point here!
Why did you burn us, Todomatsu?!
**[04:17] Todo**
Well, I'm sort of a neat freak.
**[04:19] Oso**
That wasn't being a neat freak.
It was attempted murder.
**[04:22] Choro**
Huh? Where's Ichimatsu?
**[04:24] Kara**
Oh, apparently he got better.
He said he'd take care of us.
**[04:28] Choro**
I have nothing but bad feelings about this.
**[04:33] Oso**
This is unexpected.
**[04:35] Choro**
Yeah, it is.
**[04:36] Todo**
Yeah.
**[04:37] Oso**
To think that doll of darkness
has the heart to take care of us.
**[04:43] All**
Huh?
**[04:44] Ichi**
You want these? Well, do you?
**[04:49] Ichi**
You want these ice-cold towels that
were soaked in ice water, don't you?
**[04:54] Four**
W-We want them...
**[04:56] Ichi**
You want them?
**[04:57] Ichi**
Don't you mean, "May we have them, please?"
**[04:59] All**
M-May we have them, please?
**[05:01] Ichi**
May you have them?
**[05:03] Ichi**
Don't you mean, "We are
nothing but male pigs,
**[05:04] Ichi**
but please cool down our feverish
bodies, Ichimatsu-sama"?
**[05:09] Four**
We are nothing but male pigs,
**[05:11] Four**
but please cool down our feverish
bodies, Ichimatsu-sama.
**[05:14] Ichi**
"Ichimatsu-sama."
**[05:16] Four**
Ichimatsu-sama!
**[05:17] Ichi**
"Let our foreheads have it."
**[05:18] Four**
Let our foreheads have it!
**[05:20] Ichi**
"Please, hurry and give it to us."
**[05:22] Four**
Please, hurry and give it to us!
**[05:25] Ichi**
Well, I guess I don't have a choice.
**[05:29] Ichi**
Here's your reward.
**[05:34] Ichi**
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
**[05:38] Ichi**
Hurry up and get better, you pigs!
**[05:40] Ichi**
Otherwise I'll kill you!
**[05:42] Four**
Yes, Ichimatsu-sama!
**[05:46] Ichi**
I caught my cold back.
**[05:48] Choro**
What kind of roleplay was that?
**[05:49] Ichi**
Taking care of sick people is hard.
**[05:51] Choro**
That wasn't taking care of us,
it was obedience training.
**[05:55] Kara**
Heh. I'm better now.
**[06:00] Kara**
You can entrust your care to me, brothers.
**[06:02] Kara**
Is there anything you want?
**[06:04] Kara**
What? Water?
**[06:06] Kara**
All right, got it!
**[06:08] Kara**
Leave it to me, brothers!
**[06:11] Kara**
Brothers?
**[06:16] Kara**
*Tap water just won't do for my brothers.*
**[06:21] Kara**
* I will present them with the best,*
* the ultimate water from melted snow.*
**[06:27] Kara**
*But...*
**[06:32] Kara**
It's so cold...
**[06:36] Kara**
Water... Give me water...
**[06:41] Choro**
And that's the end of that.
Now let's actually get some sleep.
**[06:43] Choro**
We seriously have to get better.
**[06:45] Oso**
Yeah.
**[06:46] Choro**
Goodnight.
**[06:47] All**
Goodnight.
**[06:52] Jyu**
I'm all better!
**[06:54] Oso**
* Crap... His recovery is the*
* last thing we want right now.*
**[06:57] Choro**
*Ignore him! Just ignore him!*
**[06:58] Todo**
*Pay no attention to him!*
**[07:01] Jyu**
Okay! I'm gonna break everyone's curse!
**[07:04] Oso**
It's not a curse!
**[07:11] Jyu**
And, hup!
**[07:11] Oso**
*Wh-What is happening?!*
**[07:12] Jyu**
And, hup!
**[07:13] Jyu**
And, hup!
**[07:14] Jyu**
And, hup!
**[07:18] Jyu**
And, hup!
**[07:19] Jyu**
We've shrunk!
**[07:22] Jyu**
Okay, here we go!
**[07:23] Jyu**
Yeah!
**[07:24] Oso**
Wh-What is this?!
**[07:29] Todo**
No!
**[07:47] Jyu**
Hup, two! Hup, two! Hup, two!
**[07:52] Jyu**
There! All better!
**[07:54] Jyu**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
***SIGN*** Akatsuka Hospital
**[08:03] Mom**
Please, Doctor, fix them.
***SIGN*** Gargle and Wash Your Hands
***SIGN*** Let's Wear a Mask
**[08:06] Mom**
What on earth happened to my NEETs?
**[08:10] Oso**
We two-seam to be better.
**[08:12] Kara**
We aced those germs!
**[08:13] Choro**
RBI think we're better.
**[08:14] Ichi**
Let's get back in the ring!
**[08:17] Todo**
Get your ice-cold beers!
**[08:19] Mom**
Doctor!
**[08:20] Doc**
I have no idea. What is this sickness?
**[08:24] Mom**
Doctor, Jyushimatsu... Jyushimatsu...
**[08:26] Some**
Hup, two! Hup, two!
**[08:27] Mom**
One of him is more than enough!
**[08:27] All**
Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
**[08:32] All**
Muscle, muscle! Hustle, hustle!
***SIGN*** End
**[08:33] Jyu**
Yeah, they sure are loud!
***SIGN*** "Todomatsu's Line"
**[08:40] Kara**
*Me... listening to the sound of the wind.*
**[08:47] Kara**
*Me... smelling the scent of the sky.*
**[08:54] Kara**
*And me... basking in the sunshine.*
**[09:04] Kara**
*It's coming down... It's coming down to me!*
**[09:10] Kara**
One, two... One, two, three!
**[09:18] Jyu**
Hey, something fell.
**[09:23] Ichi**
There, there. Good kitty.
**[09:34] Oso**
Hey, Totty. You goin' somewhere?
**[09:36] Todo**
Yeah. I'm gonna go to the gym.
**[09:38] Oso**
'Kay.
**[09:41] Oso**
Huh?
**[09:42] Oso**
Wait, Totty, what?!
**[09:46] Oso**
You... go to the gym?
**[09:49] Todo**
Yeah.
**[09:50] Oso**
I didn't know that.
**[09:52] Todo**
Well, I never told you.
**[09:55] Oso**
What? What's up with that?
**[09:57] Oso**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[09:59] Oso**
I had no idea.
**[10:01] Todo**
I'm just going to the gym.
**[10:02] Todo**
Do I have to tell my brothers that?
**[10:04] Oso**
Of course you do. You should
always report changes like that.
**[10:10] Kara**
I just fell off the roof.
**[10:13] Choro**
Which gym?
**[10:15] Todo**
The one by the station.
Membership's pretty cheap.
**[10:18] Todo**
Someone in my Go club
told me about it recently.
**[10:21] Todo**
Well, later.
**[10:22] Choro**
Hang on!
**[10:23] Todo**
Huh?
**[10:24] Choro**
Wait... Totty, you play Go?
**[10:27] Todo**
Yeah.
**[10:28] Choro**
I didn't know that.
**[10:29] Todo**
I never told you.
**[10:30] Choro**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[10:33] Todo**
Again, do I have to tell my brothers that?
**[10:35] Choro**
What? Why wouldn't you?
**[10:37] Choro**
I think if you said, "I started playing Go
recently," it'd be a pretty interesting topic.
**[10:41] Todo**
Really?
**[10:43] Kara**
A semi truck ran over my toes recentl—
**[10:45] Jyu**
Is Go fun?
**[10:47] Kara**
Huh?
**[10:48] Todo**
It is! And the club is free.
**[10:51] Jyu**
Wow.
**[10:52] Todo**
But I wanted to do something physical.
**[10:54] Todo**
I haven't exercised properly
since I climbed Mount Fuji.
**[10:58] Todo**
Well, later.
**[10:59] Both**
Hang on!
**[11:00] Todo**
Hm?
**[11:01] Oso**
What do you mean, Mount Fuji?!
**[11:02] Choro**
What? You climbed it?!
**[11:03] Todo**
Yeah...
**[11:04] Oso**
When?
**[11:04] Todo**
Huh? Uh... about two years ago, I think?
**[11:07] Oso**
That's a while ago.
**[11:09] Choro**
Um, Totty... Why don't
you tell us these things?
**[11:11] Todo**
Seriously, do I have to tell my brothers—
**[11:14] Both**
Yes, you do!
**[11:15] Oso**
Going to the gym and
playing Go aren't a big deal.
**[11:17] Oso**
But you should have mentioned Mount Fuji!
**[11:18] Oso**
That's something you
should definitely mention!
**[11:21] Kara**
I've been climbing that mountain called lif—
**[11:24] Choro**
Who did you go with?
**[11:26] Todo**
Huh? Who did I go with?
**[11:27] Choro**
Who did you go up Mount Fuji with?!
**[11:29] Totty**
Oh...
**[11:31] Totty**
I went by myself.
**[11:33] Totty**
*I went by myself... I went by myself...*
**[11:39] Oso**
What's with that?! That's terrifying!
**[11:42] Oso**
I'm not sure I know anything
about our youngest brother!
**[11:44] Choro**
S-Say, Totty...
**[11:46] Todo**
Hm?
**[11:47] Choro**
Don't look at me like that
with those bright eyes!
**[11:49] Todo**
What?
**[11:49] Choro**
Sit down for a sec. We have to talk about this.
**[11:52] Todo**
Aw, but I'm going to the gy—
**[11:54] Both**
Who the hell cares about the gym?! Sit down!
**[11:58] Todo**
Why? Why are you so angry?
**[12:01] Oso**
Listen, Totty.
**[12:03] Todo**
Hm?
**[12:03] Choro**
Seriously, stop looking at us
with those innocent eyes.
**[12:06] Oso**
I've been thinking this for a while,
**[12:08] Oso**
but there are a lot of things you don't tell us.
**[12:11] Oso**
Why is that? We're your brothers, so tell us.
**[12:14] Oso**
Let's tell each other things.
**[12:15] Todo**
Well, I didn't think I needed to
tell you, since we're brothers.
**[12:18] Todo**
Not to mention, we're all
adults over twenty now.
**[12:21] Todo**
It seems pretty creepy to
tell you guys everything.
**[12:23] Oso**
Yeah, I get that. I see your point.
**[12:26] Oso**
But we're talking about Mount Fuji here.
**[12:28] Oso**
I'd probably still be telling you
guys about that when I got old.
**[12:33] Oso**
Isn't that normal?
**[12:34] Todo**
Hmm...
**[12:35] Choro**
Seriously? You don't get it?
**[12:38] Oso**
Also, your smartphone.
**[12:39] Oso**
Smartphone?
**[12:40] Oso**
You just suddenly had one.
**[12:42] Oso**
You never said you were going to buy one,
and you never told us after you did.
**[12:47] Oso**
Where did you even get the money?
**[12:51] Oso**
And then there's Sutabaa.
**[12:52] Oso**
Don't secretly get a job. Tell us.
**[12:55] Oso**
Besides, we're all NEETs.
**[12:57] Oso**
Don't you think it's wrong for one of us
**[12:59] Oso**
to get a job on his own?
**[13:01] Todo**
Hmm...
**[13:05] Todo**
I don't think so.
**[13:07] Oso**
Oh, so you don't. I guess
it can't be helped, then.
**[13:10] Todo**
Nope. Can't be helped.
**[13:15] Oso**
Of course you can help it! Tell us!
**[13:18] Oso**
My loneliness is strangling my heart!
**[13:20] Choro**
Totty, I'll be frank.
**[13:23] Choro**
You don't have a heart.
**[13:24] Todo**
Huh?!
**[13:25] Choro**
You're a dried-up monster
who can't care about others.
**[13:27] Todo**
Wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't
understand what you're saying at all.
**[13:31] Choro**
Right, Dr. Ichimatsu? He's a monster, right?
**[13:35] Ichi**
That is correct, Choroice.
**[13:37] ---**
Who are you?!
**[13:38] Ichi**
I've known this for a while.
**[13:41] Ichi**
He is a monster whose heart dried up long ago.
**[13:44] Ichi**
If one of us brothers were
to disappear tomorrow,
**[13:48] Ichi**
he probably wouldn't even notice.
**[13:50] Four**
S-Seriously?
**[13:52] Todo**
Of course I would!
**[13:53] Todo**
If someone didn't notice, they wouldn't
be a monster. Just spaced out!
**[13:57] Oso**
Honestly, you have no interest
in other people, do you?
**[13:59] Todo**
I do!
**[14:00] Oso**
You don't care if something good
**[14:01] Oso**
or bad happens to someone you know, do you?
**[14:03] Todo**
That's not true! I have feelings!
**[14:06] Oso**
They why didn't you tell us about Mount Fuji?
**[14:08] Todo**
I-I didn't really think you guys
would be interested if I told you...
**[14:12] Oso**
There it is. "No interest."
**[14:14] Todo**
But that's...
**[14:15] Oso**
That's the same thing. If you think
the other person isn't interested,
**[14:20] Oso**
that means if it were the other way around,
**[14:22] Oso**
you wouldn't be interested, either.
**[14:24] Oso**
You're so cold... So dried-up.
**[14:28] Choro**
Dr. Ichimatsu, it's been
proven that he's a monster.
**[14:32] Ichi**
Oh, sorry. I took that off.
**[14:36] Todo**
Then let me ask you this.
**[14:38] Todo**
When do I need to tell you
when something's happened?
**[14:40] Todo**
Things I should tell all of you,
and things I don't need to tell you...
**[14:43] Todo**
I can't see the line that separates those.
**[14:45] Oso**
Mount Fuji was definitely something
you should have mentioned.
**[14:47] Todo**
So I should have mentioned Mount Fuji.
**[14:48] Todo**
Got it. I'm sorry.
**[14:50] Oso**
Good.
**[14:52] Todo**
And when I climbed the
Yatsugatake Mountains...
**[14:54] Oso**
It's not about mountains!
You seriously don't get it!
**[14:57] Choro**
Totty, it's not like we're brothers
who love Mount Fuji or anything.
**[15:02] Todo**
Really?
**[15:03] Choro**
Not "Really?"!
**[15:04] Oso**
I mean, we didn't even know
you were climbing mountains.
**[15:07] Oso**
You should have started by telling us that.
**[15:09] Choro**
Exactly.
**[15:10] Todo**
This is hard...
**[15:11] Both**
It's hard?!
**[15:13] Todo**
Then what about what I ate for dinner?
**[15:15] Oso**
You don't need to tell us that.
**[15:16] Todo**
What if I go to pachinko?
**[15:17] Choro**
You don't have to tell us.
**[15:18] Todo**
What if I see a movie?
**[15:19] Oso**
You don't have to tell us.
**[15:21] Ichi**
Uh, actually...
**[15:24] Ichi**
When you're seeing a movie at the theater
and not on DVD, I might want you to tell me.
**[15:28] Oso**
Exactly! That's the line I'm
talking about, Ichimatsu!
**[15:30] Oso**
You get it! You have common sense!
**[15:32] Oso**
You might just make it out in the world!
**[15:35] Ichi**
Seriously? Thanks! Thanks!
**[15:38] Todo**
Gross...
**[15:39] Choro**
Don't say "gross."
**[15:42] Todo**
What about when I get my driver's license?
**[15:45] Ichi**
Of course you should tell us.
**[15:47] Todo**
What about when I cut my hair?
**[15:48] Ichi**
You don't have to tell us that.
**[15:49] Todo**
My morning run?
**[15:51] Ichi**
You don't have to tell us.
**[15:52] Todo**
When I started playing Go?
**[15:53] Ichi**
You don't have to tell us.
**[15:54] Todo**
What?! So I *don't* have to tell you, then!
**[15:56] Todo**
What the heck? What was
this whole waste of time?
**[15:58] Ichi**
H-He plays dirty.
**[16:01] Ichi**
The way that was going, it would
sound like he didn't have to tell us.
**[16:04] Oso**
Yeah, with how things were just going.
**[16:06] Choro**
Yeah, in that case, you wouldn't
have to tell us about Go.
**[16:11] Todo**
This is so friggin' annoying!
**[16:13] Todo**
That's enough. I get it.
**[16:15] Todo**
I'll tell you guys everything from now on.
**[16:16] Todo**
I won't hide anything.
That's what you want, right?
**[16:20] Oso**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Everything About Todomatsu!
**[16:24] Todo**
All right, here we go.
Everything about Todomatsu.
**[16:28] Oso**
Uh-oh. Looks like some
weird switch got flipped.
**[16:30] Todo**
I'll tell you everything,
right here, right now,
**[16:33] Todo**
so no more telling me to tell you
this or that. Just listen.
**[16:36] Choro**
Er, Totty—
**[16:37] Todo**
Okay, we'll start with this...
***SIGN*** Fetishes
**[16:39] Todo**
Fetishes.
**[16:41] Todo**
My perverted side. I've always told
you guys that I have a fetish for legs,
**[16:45] Todo**
but it's actually something
much deeper than that.
**[16:49] Todo**
The wrinkles on bellybuttons.
***SIGN*** Wrinkles on Bellybuttons
**[16:52] Todo**
More perverted than you thought, right?
But I don't care if you guys know.
**[16:55] Todo**
Because we're close brothers
who tell each other everything.
**[17:01] Todo**
All right, next.
**[17:02] Choro**
Uh, Tot—
**[17:03] Todo**
My brothers ranking!
***SIGN*** Brothers Ranking
**[17:06] Todo**
What's this, you ask?
**[17:08] Todo**
Well, I have five older brothers,
and I secretly have an order I like them in.
**[17:14] Todo**
All right, here we go! Number one is...
**[17:16] Five**
Stop!
**[17:19] Oso**
Just stop! Y-You don't have to tell us that!
**[17:22] Todo**
But why? You're my brothers.
**[17:23] Oso**
This is too risky. It'll cause a
rift in our future relationship.
**[17:27] Choro**
And what kind of ranking
is that to have, anyway?
**[17:30] Todo**
To be honest, to be painfully honest here...
**[17:32] Todo**
We may be brothers, but there are some
of you I get along with more than others,
**[17:36] Todo**
so the ranking just naturally happened.
**[17:38] Oso**
Y-Yeah, but...
**[17:40] Cho**
You agree?!
**[17:40] Todo**
By the way, Osomatsu-niisan, your rank is...
**[17:42] Oso**
I told you not to say it!
***SIGN*** Oversized Trash
**[17:44] Choro**
Why? Why doesn't he understand
where that perfect line is?
**[17:47] Choro**
What are we supposed to do,
after hearing "wrinkles on bellybuttons"?
**[17:50] Choro**
Brothers ranking?
**[17:51] Choro**
Whoever ranked last has no choice but to die!
**[17:54] Ichi**
Hey, isn't this enough?
**[17:57] Ichi**
It's 9 PM. The bath house is gonna close.
**[18:01] Oso**
Oh...
**[18:05] Oso**
So cold!
**[18:08] Kara**
T-Totty... Just curious, what rank am I?
**[18:12] Todo**
Why, you're first, of course!
**[18:13] Kara**
All right!
**[18:15] Oso**
What?! Then what about me?
**[18:18] Todo**
You're first.
**[18:21] Choro**
Totty...
**[18:22] Choro**
Don't say anything anymore.
**[18:22] Kara**
All right! All right!
**[18:24] Choro**
You don't have to tell us anything anymore.
**[18:26] Ichi**
Huh? Where's Jyushimatsu?
**[18:28] Todo**
Hm?
**[18:29] Todo**
Oh, yeah. I don't see him.
**[18:30] Todo**
Jyushimatsu-niisan!
We're going to the bath house.
**[18:33] Jyu**
What? That's impossible!
**[18:36] Jyu**
My stock...
**[18:37] Jyu**
Fraudulent accounting? I lost all of it?
**[18:40] Jyu**
That can't be!
**[18:41] Jyu**
I'll be right there!
**[18:45] Todo**
Huh?
**[18:47] Oso**
We really don't know anything
about each other, do we?
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** "Choromatsu-sensei"
**[20:23] Todo**
You wanted to see me,
Vice Principal Choromatsu?
**[20:25] Choro**
Ah, Todomatsu-sensei.
Sorry to ask for you so suddenly.
**[20:30] Todo**
It's okay.
**[20:31] Choro**
I wanted to discuss the cultural festival
program you turned in the other day...
**[20:36] Choro**
There are a number of issues with it.
***SIGN*** Matsuno High School Cultural Fair Plan
**[20:38] Todo**
Issues?
**[20:39] Choro**
Yes. Well, I personally enjoyed it.
**[20:42] Choro**
However, in this day in age,
**[20:44] Choro**
there's the board of education,
press, and parents to consider,
**[20:47] Choro**
not to mention the health
and safety of our students.
**[20:49] Choro**
We must make sure our morals
are never compromised.
**[20:51] Choro**
So there are a few things I'd like you to revise.
**[20:55] Todo**
Okay...
***SIGN*** Cultural Fair
**[20:57] Choro**
First, this arch. Could we cancel this?
**[21:00] Todo**
Huh? What's wrong with it?
**[21:02] Choro**
If the students are going
to be walking through it,
**[21:04] Choro**
that means the structure will
be about 4 meters tall, right?
**[21:07] Todo**
Uh, calling it a structure
might be a bit much.
**[21:09] Choro**
If it were to collapse,
students would get hurt.
**[21:11] Todo**
No, it'll be fine. We'll make
sure it doesn't collapse.
**[21:15] Choro**
What if a typhoon with wind speeds of
500 meters per second hits that day?!
**[21:19] Todo**
Then the whole cultural
festival would be canceled.
**[21:21] Choro**
No, it's too dangerous.
Just thinking about it terrifies me.
**[21:24] Todo**
Um, maybe you're overthinking it?
**[21:26] Todo**
If you think about things like that,
there'll be no end to it.
**[21:28] Todo**
Besides, it'd be made of
Styrofoam, so even if it fell—
**[21:31] Choro**
Styrofoam?! What if the
students accidentally eat it?!
**[21:34] Todo**
Babies? Are our students babies?!
**[21:37] Choro**
Also, this haunted house. This is bad news.
**[21:40] Todo**
Huh?
**[21:40] Choro**
Scaring people who go into the
house and making them scream...
**[21:44] Choro**
This is clearly bullying.
**[21:45] Todo**
Bullying?! How?!
**[21:47] Choro**
Well, it's very scary.
**[21:49] Tod**
Well, it is a haunted house.
**[21:51] Choro**
Please don't scare people inside the house,
so it won't look like bullying.
**[21:55] Tod**
But then they'll just be walking through a house!
**[21:57] Tod**
That's boring as hell!
**[21:59] Choro**
My, my, what is this attitude?
**[22:01] Choro**
If you can't obey my orders,
I'll just have to dock your pay.
**[22:04] Choro**
I'll write nasty things about you on SNS
**[22:06] Choro**
and force the cultural
fair itself to be canceled.
**[22:08] Todo**
That's bullying, isn't it? You're clearly
bullying me right now, aren't you?
**[22:12] Choro**
I'd rather you call it power harassment.
**[22:13] Todo**
That's not okay, either!
***SIGN*** Live Band Concert
**[22:15] Choro**
Also, this live band concert...
**[22:17] Todo**
Er, yes?
**[22:19] Choro**
I...
**[22:21] Choro**
am very much looking forward to it.
**[22:23] Todo**
So you're okay with this?
**[22:24] Choro**
I love concerts.
**[22:26] Todo**
You like them?!
**[22:27] Choro**
No music, no life.
**[22:29] Todo**
Oh, shut your mouth!
***SIGN*** High-Quality, High-Fidelity Audio System!
**[22:31] Todo**
Well, anyway, please look forward to it.
**[22:32] Todo**
To ensure a great concert this year,
**[22:34] Todo**
we're prepared some
high-quality AV equipment.
**[22:37] Choro**
AV?
**[22:38] Todo**
Pardon?
**[22:38] Choro**
AV?!
**[22:39] Todo**
Yes... AV equipment.
**[22:41] Todo**
Er, AV, AV equipment...
**[22:43] Todo**
Did you hear me? AV *equipment*!
**[22:46] Todo**
Vice Principal?!
**[22:47] Choro**
How could have this happened?
**[22:48] Choro**
If the board of education learned
of this, they'd have my head.
**[22:51] Todo**
No, it's AV as in "audio visual"...
**[22:53] Choro**
Of course I know that! But when
the students hear "AV equipment,"
**[22:57] Choro**
they might think of the other
thing and get weird ideas.
**[23:00] Todo**
No, they won't!
**[23:01] Choro**
I mean, I'm sort of getting weird ideas right now.
**[23:05] Todo**
Seriously? You're a total pervert!
**[23:06] Todo**
You're actually the most perverted of all!
***SIGN*** Frankfurters
1 for 200 yen
**[23:09] Todo**
Also, at the food stalls,
we'll be selling frankfurters.
**[23:11] Choro**
Frankfurters?!
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bananas
***SIGN*** 1 for 200 yen
**[23:13] Todo**
Also, chocolate bananas.
**[23:14] Choro**
Chocolate bananas?!
***SIGN*** Mango Juice
***SIGN*** 300 yen
**[23:15] Todo**
As well as mango juice...
**[23:16] Choro**
Mango juice?!
***SIGN*** Roasted Chestnuts
***SIGN*** 100g 200 yen
**[23:18] Todo**
Roasted chestnuts...
**[23:18] Choro**
Roasted chestnuts?!
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** 1 Pack 200 yen
**[23:20] Todo**
And yakisoba.
**[23:21] Choro**
Yakisoba?!
**[23:23] Todo**
Vice Principal?! What did you
just feel towards yakisoba?!
**[23:26] Choro**
I love pickled ginger!
**[23:30] Todo**
Whats wrong?! What the hell is
going on inside you right now?!
**[23:33] Todo**
Are you okay?! Are you okay, Vice Principal?!
**[23:37] Choro**
Vice Principal?
***SIGN*** Vice Principal
***SIGN*** (Teach)
***SIGN*** (Head)
**[23:39] Choro**
It's written as "head that teaches..."
**[23:42] Choro**
Vice Principal!
**[23:44] Todo**
What the hell?! I can't do
or say anything anymore!
***SIGN*** End