# E12.5 - The "Osomatsu-san" Year-End Special!
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**[00:01] Saku**
It has begun! The "Osomatsu-san" Year-End Special!
**[00:04] Saku**
I'm Sakurai Takahiro, who plays the oldest
brother of the Matsuno family, Osomatsu.
**[00:07] Naka**
I'm Nakamura Yuuichi, who plays
the second brother, Karamatsu.
**[00:09] Kami**
I'm Kamiya Hiroshi, who plays
the third brother, Choromatsu.
**[00:12] Saku**
So, since this is the Year-End Special,
**[00:15] Saku**
we'll be watching the episode with you
and saying what we think about it
**[00:20] Saku**
as a supplemental audio track
in this bonus project.
**[00:23] Naka**
Right...
**[00:23] Kami**
What kind of project is this?
I've never really done this before.
**[00:26] Naka**
Same here.
**[00:27] Saku**
Yeah.
**[00:28] Kami**
I mean, this is going on the broadcast, right?
**[00:28] Naka**
So it's not for a disc release, but for broadcast?
**[00:30] Kami**
Apparently.
**[00:30] Saku**
Right.
**[00:31] Kami**
Yeah.
**[00:31] Naka**
So people are being forced
to listen to this at home?
**[00:36] Saku**
Uh, please don't get any weird
expectations about this.
**[00:38] Kami**
Yeah.
**[00:38] Naka**
Yeah.
**[00:39] Saku**
We'll be talking within some rules, so...
**[00:41] Kami**
Yeah.
**[00:42] Naka**
There won't be many behind-the-scenes
stories you can only hear here.
**[00:44] Saku**
Nah, not really.
**[00:45] Kami**
But I wonder how people will take this.
**[00:47] Kami**
If someone who doesn't know us hears this...
**[00:49] Kami**
I mean, if you hear just the voices,
it's the characters talking.
**[00:51] Kami**
We don't really alter our voices much on this show.
**[00:52] Saku**
Yeah, we really don't.
**[00:54] Naka**
Yeah.
**[00:55] Kami**
So I bet people will be like,
"Huh? What are they talking about?"
**[00:58] Sakura**
Well... I mean, "Osomatsu-san" is already...
**[01:02] Naka**
Yeah.
**[01:02] Saku**
...sort of a trend.
**[01:03] Kami**
Right?
**[01:04] Naka**
It is.
**[01:04] Saku**
So people should enjoy this, too.
**[01:05] Kami**
I guess, maybe.
**[01:07] Naka**
Well, they should.
**[01:07] Kami**
I wonder if we're going to come across okay.
**[01:09] Saku**
Well, let's do this thing!
**[01:12] Naka**
I guess we can give it a shot.
**[01:13] Saku**
Yeah, let's give it a shot.
**[01:13] Naka**
Let's do it.
**[01:15] Saku**
Let's see what we can do.
**[01:16] Kami**
Yeah.
**[01:17] Saku**
What can we even do at this point?
**[01:19] Kami**
What *can* we do?
**[01:20] Saku**
Yeah...
**[01:21] Kami**
Well, let's just do some stuff.
**[01:22] Saku**
Yeah. So we'll be talking about various things.
**[01:23] Kami**
Yeah.
**[01:23] Naka**
Yeah.
**[01:25] Saku**
Stay tuned and watch!
**[01:25] Kami**
Yes!
**[01:26] Naka**
Stay tuned.
**[01:27] Naka**
And so, I think we'll see the sponsors after this.
**[01:30] Kami**
What a surprise.
**[01:30] Saku**
Yup.
**[01:30] Naka**
There they are!
**[01:31] Kami**
Wow, awesome. Thanks for taking care of us!
**[01:33] Naka**
Thank you very much!
**[01:34] Saku**
Keep taking care of us!
**[01:34] Kami**
You're awesome!
**[01:35] Naka**
Thanks for the meal!
**[01:36] Saku**
I love you!
**[01:36] Kami**
I really love you! With all my heart!
**[01:41] Saku**
Right, well, are you ready?
This is the Year-End Special.
**[01:43] Kami**
Yup.
**[01:44] Saku**
So, um... The narration here is going to say
**[01:47] Saku**
that we're going to talk about
who's the worst sextuplet.
**[01:51] Kami**
Whoa, what?
**[01:51] Saku**
I'll be saying it.
**[01:52] Naka**
So you already did it.
**[01:52] Saku**
I've already gone and said it.
**[01:53] Naka**
You already did it.
**[01:54] Saku**
Yeah, I already said all this.
**[01:56] Naka**
Your conversation with Totoko.
**[01:56] Kami**
What kind of show is this?
**[01:57] Saku**
And, um, if we're not careful...
**[02:00] Saku**
And in my case, especially...
**[02:02] Saku**
There might be moments where it sounds
like there are three of me talking.
**[02:06] Kami**
Oh, I get it.
**[02:07] Saku**
Yes.
**[02:07] Kami**
The actual episode, and this track.
**[02:09] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:09] ---**
The intro narration and...
**[02:10] Saku**
Oh! This is it, right here!
**[02:11] Naka**
You started talking.
**[02:12] Kami**
Yeah, he did.
**[02:13] Saku**
Yeah.
**[02:15] Saku**
Well...
**[02:17] Naka**
I don't know what to say.
**[02:18] Saku**
Yeah... I don't even know.
**[02:21] Naka**
This feels really weird.
**[02:22] Saku**
This is hard for me...
**[02:24] Naka**
This is really hard to do.
**[02:25] Kami**
I'm sure it is.
**[02:25] Kami**
Yeah.
**[02:26] Kami**
But Totoko's cute.
**[02:28] Saku**
Ah, I knew you'd go there.
**[02:29] Kami**
Yeah. I love Totoko.
**[02:30] Naka**
I see. You love her, huh?
**[02:32] Kami**
Yeah. Well, she's a bit full of herself,
so that's kind of off-putting, but...
**[02:36] Saku**
Yeah, I'd agree with that.
**[02:37] Kami**
But once you get to that point,
it's actually refreshing.
**[02:38] Naka**
There aren't many girls as honest as her.
**[02:40] Kami**
I don't think there are.
**[02:41] Naka**
She doesn't dress up.
**[02:42] Kami**
Yeah.
**[02:43] Saku**
She does, but it's in a different way.
**[02:44] Kami**
I mean, when she does dress up,
it's as a crustacean.
**[02:46] Saku**
Yeah.
**[02:47] Kami**
I loved the mantis shrimp.
**[02:49] Saku**
That was cute.
**[02:50] Naka**
Though we totally ignored her.
**[02:50] Kami**
Yeah, it was.
**[02:51] Kami**
Yeah, we completely ignored her.
**[02:52] Naka**
We totally ignored her,
so she did a body blow on us.
**[02:55] Kami**
I loved the echo there.
**[02:57] Naka**
Ah, her "Sei!"
**[02:58] Kami**
"Sei!"
**[02:59] Saku**
Oh, if we keep talking about little
things like this, time will fly by.
**[03:02] Kami**
Yeah, I'm sure it will.
**[03:02] Naka**
It'll go by fast.
**[03:02] Saku**
Our part.
**[03:04] Naka**
All right.
**[03:05] Kami**
Well, we're only here for part A.
**[03:06] Saku**
That's right.
**[03:07] Kami**
Part B will be after this.
**[03:07] Naka**
Part B will be those guys.
**[03:09] Saku**
Those three idiots.
**[03:09] Kami**
Yeah, the fourth brother onwards...
**[03:10] Naka**
They're a bunch of problem children.
**[03:12] Saku**
The latter half will be rough.
**[03:13] Kami**
Yeah, it definitely will be.
**[03:14] Kami**
There's no one to keep them in line.
**[03:15] Saku**
Right.
**[03:16] Naka**
Yeah... Todomatsu tries to act like he's
running things, but he's pretty messed up.
**[03:21] Kami**
You know, he seriously needs to
stop laughing during our takes.
**[03:25] Naka**
You're talking about the person inside, right?
**[03:27] Kami**
What's wrong with him? Seriously.
**[03:27] Saku**
He really shouldn't do that.
**[03:29] Naka**
Like "Pfft."
**[03:30] Kami**
Yeah. He just keeps laughing faintly.
**[03:32] Saku**
He probably thinks we can't hear him.
**[03:35] Kami**
Of course we can hear him!
I can't help but notice it!
**[03:37] Naka**
He thinks it's not audible.
**[03:37] Saku**
Yeah. He thinks it's fine as long as it's quiet.
**[03:40] Naka**
I see.
**[03:42] Saku**
He should be more careful.
**[03:43] Naka**
You! You, be more careful!
**[03:44] Kami**
He's totally nodding.
**[03:46] Saku**
So, what do you guys think?
**[03:48] Kami**
About what?
**[03:48] Saku**
The response to "Osomatsu-san."
**[03:52] Naka**
The response, huh?
**[03:53] Saku**
Do you think there has been any?
**[03:54] Naka**
Of course.
**[03:55] Kkami**
Yeah.
**[03:55] Naka**
Actually, there's been quite
a bit, both good and bad.
**[03:59] Naka**
I get told, "I've been watching the show,"
when I'm at my other, cleaner shows.
**[04:03] Saku**
Do you?
**[04:04] Naka**
Yeah.
**[04:04] Kami**
I do, too.
**[04:05] Saku**
There was one staff person who really
wanted to tell me something...
**[04:08] Naka**
Wanted to?
**[04:09] Saku**
So they said, "I've been watching Osomatsu-san!"
As if it was a love confession.
**[04:12] Saku**
Like, "I was finally able to say it!"
**[04:14] Naka**
"I was dying to say that!"
**[04:15] Saku**
There've actually been people like that.
**[04:16] Kami**
Seriously, though, it's hard to believe.
Ever since we've been on air...
**[04:21] Saku**
Yeah.
**[04:22] Kami**
Every single day, someone
brings it up in conversation.
**[04:26] Saku**
Oh, wow.
**[04:26] Naka**
Yeah.
**[04:27] Kami**
I've never been involved
with an anime like this.
**[04:31] Naka**
Yeah.
**[04:31] Saku**
I probably haven't, either.
**[04:32] Naka**
True.
**[04:33] Saku**
I think it's the first time there's been this much.
**[04:34] Kami**
I mean, I've worked on shows with huge responses.
**[04:36] Saku**
I have, too.
**[04:36] Kami**
But it wasn't brought up every day, right?
**[04:38] Saku**
Yeah, it might actually be every day.
**[04:40] Kami**
It is!
**[04:41] Saku**
Yeah, it's amazing.
**[04:43] Naka**
Like, on a show where there
are a lot of hot guys,
**[04:50] Saku**
Yeah.
**[04:51] Naka**
voice actresses don't usually say,
"Oh, I like this character."
**[04:54] Naka**
Even if they think it.
**[04:55] Saku**
Oh, right.
**[04:56] Naka**
They don't usually say it,
but for "Osomatsu," they do.
**[04:59] Saku**
Yeah, they probably feel like
they can say something.
**[05:01] Naka**
I mean, there aren't any hot guys.
**[05:04] Saku**
You're right.
**[05:04] Kami**
Yeah, true.
**[05:05] Saku**
There aren't.
**[05:06] Naka**
So they said the heart-warming relationship
**[05:08] Naka**
between the characters is sort of nice.
**[05:10] Kami**
That's how it works?
**[05:11] Naka**
I was like, "Oh, I see."
**[05:13] Saku**
So, in this special, this Year-End Special,
**[05:17] Saku**
we'll take a look at just who these guys are.
**[05:20] Naka**
Right.
**[05:20] Saku**
Like, "Are these guys okay?"
and "This is how they are."
**[05:21] Kami**
So a little review. Yeah, let's do it.
**[05:23] Saku**
Yeah. Let's reflect on all this...
**[05:24] Naka**
Are these guys really okay like this?
**[05:25] Saku**
Are you guys really okay?
**[05:26] Naka**
That's what this is, huh?
**[05:27] Saku**
Yep.
**[05:27] Kami**
This is pretty bad. It's all bleeped out.
**[05:30] Saku**
It's all bleeps.
**[05:30] Kami**
Yeah...
**[05:32] Naka**
This is episode two, but it was
the first episode we recorded.
**[05:36] Saku**
Yeah.
**[05:36] Kami**
Yeah, it was.
**[05:37] Saku**
Right.
**[05:37] Naka**
It was the first one, so we couldn't help
but think, "This is how this starts..."
**[05:41] Naka**
This is how this starts...
**[05:42] Saku**
This is how this starts, yes.
**[05:43] Kami**
It starts off full blast.
**[05:48] Kami**
It felt like we were being tested when
we were brought into the studio.
**[05:50] Saku**
I feel a little pressure every time... I mean...
**[05:55] Kami**
Yeah.
**[05:55] Saku**
Comedy's hard, isn't it?
**[05:56] Kami**
It is. Jokes are really hard.
**[05:58] Saku**
I mean, in my opinion, you two are hilarious.
**[06:01] Naka**
Well, in Karamatsu's case, just him
being on screen is funny.
**[06:04] Saku**
No, no...
**[06:05] Naka**
The visual itself is funny.
**[06:06] Saku**
The visual is weird!
**[06:07] Naka**
Hang on a second. Hey!
We told you to be quiet!
**[06:11] Naka**
Sorry about that. I don't think
the mic caught him, but...
**[06:14] Saku**
Yeah.
**[06:14] Naka**
There was a guy giggling in here.
**[06:15] Saku**
Yes, indeed there was.
**[06:17] Kami**
But I mean, we're all seasoned professionals
**[06:19] Kami**
who have been on various shows,
and that's why we were gathered here.
**[06:24] Saku**
Well, I hope that's the case...
**[06:25] Kami**
So you can really tell that
everyone's hyped to do this.
**[06:31] Saku**
It's scary!
**[06:31] Kami**
Seriously.
**[06:32] Saku**
Everyone looks so serious.
**[06:33] Kami**
Yeah, we do.
**[06:34] Saku**
A bit, yeah.
**[06:34] Kami**
Yeah.
**[06:36] Naka**
Not to mention, ever since Ono-san realized
that the audience is liking Jyushimatsu,
**[06:41] Naka**
he's been super annoying.
**[06:43] Saku**
Yeah, he is.
**[06:45] Naka**
He keeps ad-libbing.
**[06:47] Saku**
It's full of flavor now.
**[06:48] Naka**
Yeah, it can't really get much fuller.
**[06:51] ---**
It really can't.
**[06:53] Kami**
So you guys realized that.
**[06:54] Naka**
Yeah. It's like he's trying to
get every last drop of flavor.
**[06:56] Kami**
Yeah.
**[06:57] Saku**
He thinks there's still flavor there.
**[06:58] Naka**
Like he thinks there's still
something left to chew.
**[07:01] Kami**
When that happens, he starts
to get more and more boring,
**[07:04] Kami**
so please be careful.
**[07:06] Naka**
That's why I laugh every time his
ad-libs get cut from the broadcast.
**[07:09] Naka**
Oh, that's great!
**[07:09] Kami**
Right.
**[07:10] Naka**
It's another way of enjoying it.
**[07:11] Sakura**
Something only we'd understand.
**[07:12] Naka**
Exactly.
**[07:12] Naka**
Like, "Oh, Ono-san tried really
hard here, and it all got cut."
**[07:14] Saku**
That whole part was cut. That was a blast.
**[07:17] Naka**
It was a blast!
**[07:18] Saku**
Yes, it was.
**[07:18] Naka**
Yes.
**[07:19] Kami**
You guys should tell him that in person.
**[07:21] Naka**
Oh, should we?
**[07:21] Kami**
You need to make him realize it,
or he'll just get more and more boring.
**[07:26] Kami**
Seriously...
**[07:27] Saku**
It's better when you're not trying.
**[07:28] Kami**
A strikeout or home run would be fine,
but he just keeps trying to hit!
**[07:30] ---**
Oh! I get it!
**[07:32] Saku**
That's a good metaphor.
**[07:33] Kami**
Yeah.
**[07:34] Naka**
Iwaki is enough for you.
**[07:35] Naka**
That's right.
**[07:37] Kami**
A home run now and then is enough.
**[07:38] Saku**
Yeah, home runs and strikeouts can both be funny.
**[07:41] Saku**
Exactly.
**[07:42] Kami**
He just keeps going for hits, and then...
**[07:45] Naka**
We're in charge of the hits.
**[07:47] Kami**
Exactly.
**[07:48] Sakku**
Right. Nobody is really hoping...
**[07:51] Kami**
...for Ono Daisuke to get a clean hit.
**[07:53] Both**
Yeah.
**[07:55] Naka**
Seriously, that's how it is.
**[07:59] Saku**
But as we're working on
this show, I still feel like
**[08:03] Saku**
I keep finding out new
things about everyone.
**[08:07] Saku**
About the cast, I mean.
**[08:07] Naka**
Yeah.
**[08:08] Kami**
Though we've all known each
other for quite a while.
**[08:11] Saku**
Yeah, but there's that freshness
to it, so I'm really having fun.
**[08:13] Both**
Yeah.
**[08:14] Saku**
To be honest, I'm just like Miyu,
and trying to hold in my laughter.
**[08:18] Naka**
Oh, really?
**[08:19] Sakku**
I'm actually able to hold it in.
**[08:20] Naka**
You're able to...
**[08:21] Saku**
I am, at least.
**[08:22] Naka**
So it's just Irino-kun and me
who can't hold it in.
**[08:23] Saku**
Exactly. You actually...
**[08:25] Naka**
To be honest, I wish I could
record this show alone.
**[08:29] Naka**
I'd like to go home without laughing.
**[08:29] Kami**
You always laugh, too, Nakamura-kun.
**[08:31] Naka**
Yeah.
**[08:32] Kami**
I wish you'd stop laughing at your own lines.
**[08:34] Saku**
Yeah.
**[08:35] Naka**
I can't help but think, "Wow,
I'm saying something really dumb."
**[08:37] Saku**
Must be nice.
**[08:38] Naka**
It just hits me sometimes. It's really hard.
**[08:40] Saku**
Yeah, it is.
**[08:41] Kami**
Sometimes being quiet just makes it worse.
**[08:42] Naka**
Also, the atmosphere in our studio is really bad.
**[08:45] Kami**
Yeah.
**[08:46] Naka**
It's a terrible atmosphere!
**[08:47] Saku**
It's so bad!
**[08:48] Naka**
Everyone tries to get you to laugh.
**[08:50] Saku**
That's true.
**[08:51] Naka**
It's true, right?
**[08:51] Saku**
Yeah.
**[08:52] Naka**
And it just makes me more hyped up.
**[08:53] Saku**
Yeah, I totally understand.
**[08:55] Naka**
So it's hard.
**[08:56] Naka**
There are lines I don't even smirk
at when I read them at home,
**[08:58] Naka**
but then I laugh at them in the studio.
**[09:00] Kami**
Yeah.
**[09:01] Saku**
I mean, we're all beat when recording is over.
**[09:03] Naka**
Yeah.
**[09:04] Saku**
What's with that exhaustion?
**[09:05] Naka**
It's tiring.
**[09:06] Saku**
Yeah.
**[09:07] Saku**
That tanktop is awful.
**[09:09] Naka**
I wonder who made it.
**[09:11] ---**
Maybe he made it himself.
**[09:12] Kami**
He probably ordered it somewhere.
**[09:12] Saku**
Ah...
**[09:13] Naka**
I guess that's better than asking
your mom to make it for you.
**[09:17] Kami**
Well, maybe he did.
**[09:17] Naka**
Like "Mom, could you iron this on for me, Mommy?"
**[09:20] Saku**
It's possible. An iron-on transfer is very possible.
**[09:22] Kami**
I wonder if he did.
**[09:24] Naka**
I had no clue what you were saying here.
**[09:25] Kami**
I didn't, either.
**[09:25] Naka**
Choromatsu's part here.
**[09:26] Kami**
Yeah.
**[09:28] Saku**
He said something about an agenda.
**[09:30] Kami**
I looked it up, but I still didn't get it.
**[09:33] Naka**
Ah, this part is great.
**[09:34] Saku**
Choromatsu's actually not that bad.
I mean, he's sort of the straight man.
**[09:38] Kami**
Yeah, he's known as the straight man.
**[09:40] Saku**
True.
**[09:41] Kami**
That's not really the case, though.
But his introduction was sort of intense.
**[09:44] Saku**
It definitely was.
**[09:44] Naka**
Yeah.
**[09:46] Kami**
But I think, in order to be able
to tell all of our characters apart,
**[09:50] Kami**
it was necessary to give him that role.
**[09:52] Kami**
Though I've gotten used to it lately.
**[09:54] Saku**
You have?
**[09:54] Kami**
Yes.
**[09:55] Kami**
I've got about the same amount
of lines as everyone else now.
**[09:58] Kami**
I'm very thankful for that.
**[09:59] Naka**
***** is coming up now, right?
**[10:02] Kami**
Ah... Right. This is all building up to
something that might happen next year.
**[10:06] Saku**
Yeah.
**[10:06] Naka**
Yeah.
**[10:07] Kami**
So please look forward to it.
**[10:08] Saku**
Yeah, there's, uh... something insane waiting.
**[10:11] Kami**
Yeah.
**[10:12] Naka**
Yeah. It's not what we're looking at now,
**[10:14] Naka**
but the episode before this special...
**[10:16] Naka**
The episode before this one
we're commenting on was bad, too.
**[10:19] Saku**
Yes, it was.
**[10:19] Kami**
Ah, yeah.
**[10:21] Kami**
I really wish it would stop.
**[10:22] Naka**
I actually don't know the order anymore.
**[10:26] Kami**
I mean, Todomatsu's "Totty" is fine.
**[10:30] Kami**
That one's just fine... But that
one name is seriously not okay.
**[10:34] Naka**
You think so?
**[10:34] Kami**
Yeah.
**[10:35] Naka**
But I'm kind of sad that it hasn't
shown up in the scripts since then.
**[10:38] Saku**
Yeah.
**[10:39] Kami**
That's not okay. I'm being serious, guys.
**[10:42] Naka**
So it'd be better if it was ad-libbed...
**[10:43] Kami**
That name applies to all of
the sextuplets, to be honest.
**[10:48] Naka**
I see.
**[10:49] Saku**
So that's why.
**[10:50] Kami**
Yeah.
**[10:51] Naka**
I guess that's true.
**[10:51] Kami**
Yeah.
**[10:52] Naka**
So it's not just him.
**[10:53] Kami**
It's all of them.
**[10:54] Saku**
So it's not like "Totty."
**[10:55] Kami**
Right. That one name applies to all of them...
**[10:59] Kami**
Who knows? They might just say *****...
**[11:01] Kami**
Or *****.
**[11:03] Naka**
Well, once ***** gets added...
**[11:04] Kami**
Yeah, I mean, that might happen...
**[11:06] Naka**
Well, ***** is...
**[11:07] Kami**
Shut up already!
**[11:09] Kamii**
I just didn't want say it myself.
**[11:14] Kami**
Seriously, it's awful.
**[11:15] Sakura**
It's crazy.
**[11:15] Kami**
Yeah.
**[11:17] Saku**
It's like... Huh? Is it time already?
Or do we have a little more?
**[11:20] Kami**
There's still some time.
**[11:20] Saku**
Yeah.
**[11:21] Naka**
We're still okay.
**[11:21] Kami**
About another minute.
**[11:22] Sau**
But I thought it was amazing
**[11:24] Sau**
that they kept using "Totty."
**[11:26] Naka**
It's still coming up.
**[11:27] Kami**
He keeps getting called Totty.
**[11:29] Both**
Yeah.
**[11:30] Saku**
I think everyone's used to it now.
**[11:32] Kami**
Yeah, he's totally Totty now.
**[11:33] Naka**
It sunk in.
**[11:34] Saku**
To the point where the fans
call him "Totty," too.
**[11:36] Naka**
I think they do.
**[11:37] Saku**
Yeah.
**[11:37] Kami**
It was just mean at first.
**[11:38] Kami**
Yeah, it totally was at first.
**[11:40] Naka**
We said it sarcastically as an insult.
**[11:42] Saku**
Exactly.
**[11:43] Naka**
But it's a nickname.
**[11:45] Saku**
Todomatsu is sort of the victim.
**[11:48] Saku**
It seems like he could break free of them, too.
**[11:49] Kami**
But he can't.
**[11:50] Saku**
Nope.
**[11:51] Kami**
Well, his brothers are like demons.
**[11:53] Naka**
They won't let him get away. Not a chance.
**[11:58] Saku**
So lately, among the fans,
there are apparently some people
**[12:02] Saku**
actually researching stuff about the episodes.
**[12:05] Kami**
Oh, really?
**[12:06] Naka**
Like about the characters?
**[12:07] Sakku**
Yeah, apparently they discuss
**[12:08] Sakku**
how an episode might have actually
meant something deeper...
**[12:12] Saku**
At least, that's what I heard from the staff.
**[12:15] Saku**
That's a good trend, though.
**[12:17] Kami**
Well, we're definitely having
a lot of fun with it.
**[12:19] Saku**
Though that's about as deep as it gets for us.
**[12:20] Naka**
Yeah.
**[12:21] Saku**
Right, so now...
**[12:22] Naka**
Yes.
**[12:23] Saku**
I'd like to hand this off to
the members for the latter half.
**[12:24] Naka**
Those guys.
**[12:26] Kami**
So we're passing the baton.
**[12:27] Saku**
Yes.
**[12:27] Kami**
Okay, see you next year.
**[12:28] Saku**
See you.
**[12:28] Naka**
Thanks!
**[12:29] Person**
Break time!
**[12:31] Fuku**
The second half of the Osomatsu-san
Year-End Special starts now!
**[12:35] Fuku**
I'm Fukuyama Jun, who plays the fourth
brother, Ichimatsu, and next is our MC...
**[12:39] Ono**
Oh, I get to be the MC?
**[12:40] Ono**
Uh, I'm Ono Daisuke, who plays the
fifth brother, Jyushimatsu, and...
**[12:43] Iri**
I'm Irino, who plays the
youngest brother, Todomatsu.
**[12:45] Fuku**
Yes, so the second half
will be with us three.
**[12:48] Irino**
Yes.
**[12:48] Fuku**
The three of us will...
**[12:50] Three**
Hustle, hustle! Muscle, muscle!
**[12:53] Fuku**
And that's the end of the script they provided.
**[12:56] Iri**
Right.
**[12:56] Ono**
So then...
**[12:56] Iri**
Ono-san mentioned that he
wanted to be the MC today.
**[13:02] Ono**
Yeah, let me be the MC.
**[13:03] Fuku**
Right.
**[13:03] Fuku**
The three blockheads in the first part
actually had their crap together.
**[13:06] Iri**
Don't call them blockheads!
**[13:07] Ono**
Just because they're not here...
**[13:08] Irino**
You scared me! What was that?
**[13:10] Ono**
You actually went there,
just because they're not around?
**[13:11] Fuku**
Isn't that something I can say since they're gone?
**[13:13] Fuku**
I can totally say that, right?
**[13:14] Iri**
Yeah.
**[13:15] Ono**
No, you can't.
**[13:15] Fuku**
I can't?
**[13:16] Ono**
Well, we were actually in the
studio for the first part.
**[13:20] Fuku**
Yes, we were.
**[13:21] Ono**
Yes.
**[13:21] Fuku**
Right.
**[13:21] Ono**
We were listening along...
**[13:23] Fuku**
You kept leaking, Ono-kun.
**[13:24] Ono**
Huh?! Wait, what?
**[13:25] Fuku**
You kept leaking.
**[13:26] Ono**
Leaking?
**[13:26] Fuku**
Yup, leaking.
**[13:27] Ono**
Leaking what?
**[13:28] Fuku**
Your thoughts kept leaking out.
Like, through gestures.
**[13:30] Ono**
Thoughts? Oh, yeah, I was.
**[13:32] Fuku**
You were like, "Yeah, that's right."
**[13:34] Ono**
I was, the whole time.
**[13:35] Ono**
And of course, Miyu-kun was laughing.
**[13:37] Iri**
No, I wasn't laughing that much.
**[13:39] Iri**
Jun-san was laughing a lot too, though.
**[13:41] Fuku**
Oh, mics don't pick me up well,
so they couldn't hear me.
**[13:42] Iri**
You liar!
**[13:44] Ono**
He doesn't play fair.
**[13:46] Fuku**
What?
**[13:46] Ono**
He's figured out the perfect way
**[13:47] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[13:48] Ono**
to laugh without being picked up by the mics.
**[13:50] Fuku**
Yup.
**[13:51] Ono**
But Miyu-kun doesn't even seem to care.
**[13:53] Fuku**
He laughs when other people are talking.
**[13:55] Iri**
I was actually just told in an interview
**[13:55] Ono**
It overlaps.
**[13:59] Iri**
that the other brothers keep
complaining that I laugh too much.
**[14:03] Ono**
Right.
**[14:04] Iri**
So... In regards to that, I told them,
**[14:08] Iri**
I get told that so much,
it doesn't even bother me anymore.
**[14:11] Ono**
It doesn't *bother* you anymore?
Not "you don't care anymore"?
**[14:14] Iri**
I mean, if you can't laugh when you're
having fun, what's the point?
**[14:19] Ono**
Yeah, life would be boring.
**[14:19] Fuku**
Well, I think it's fine to laugh
when you're having fun...
**[14:23] Fuku**
But when you laugh while we're
recording, we have to do a retake.
**[14:25] Iri**
Oh, right...
**[14:25] Fuku**
I've had to retake, like, three
times because you were laughing.
**[14:29] Ono**
How long have you been in the business?!
**[14:31] Iri**
I'm sorry. You're right, that's not good.
**[14:33] Fuku**
But, like, when someone laughs
at your part, you can't be mad.
**[14:37] Iri**
Exactly.
**[14:38] Ono**
That does make you happy.
**[14:38] Fuku**
Right.
**[14:40] Ono**
They talked about this earlier, but
Nakamura-kun and Miyu-kun laugh a lot.
**[14:46] Fuku**
It's not so bad with Miyu-kun
since it's just default,
**[14:48] Fuku**
but once something makes Nakamura laugh,
**[14:50] Fuku**
he can't shake it off.
**[14:51] Ono**
Yeah, once he starts, he can't stop.
**[14:52] Iri**
It's not good.
**[14:53] Fuku**
It's so bad, he can't even say his lines.
**[14:56] Iri**
Yeah.
**[14:58] Ono**
Like, "Hey, it's your line."
**[14:59] Fukku**
With the first episode of the new year,
he couldn't even say his lines anymore.
**[15:05] Iri**
Yeah, he couldn't. That actually happened.
**[15:07] Fuku**
I was like, "What's with you?"
**[15:10] Ono**
So with this commentary today...
**[15:13] Fuku**
Yes.
**[15:13] Ono**
There's apparently a theme where
we pick the worst sextuplet.
**[15:17] Iri**
You know, I've been thinking...
**[15:19] Iri**
I'm not sure if he's the worst,
but Ichimatsu's definitely the scariest.
**[15:23] Fuku**
Wait, wait, wait, wait...
**[15:23] Ono**
I agree.
**[15:24] Iri**
Ichimatsu's seriously scary.
**[15:26] Fuku**
Really?
**[15:26] Ono**
Darkness. Total darkness.
**[15:26] Fuku**
Really?
**[15:27] Iri**
I mean, this script has nominated
episodes listed for everyone...
**[15:31] Both**
Yeah.
**[15:31] Iri**
For example, Jyushimatsu has "swims in a river."
**[15:36] Ono**
Swims in a river...
**[15:36] Iri**
"Holds Ichimatsu so he can get his shot."
**[15:37] Ono**
That's on screen now, yeah.
**[15:39] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[15:39] Iri**
And the one we're about to see is the one
where he's all hyper in the morning.
**[15:42] Ono**
Right.
**[15:43] Iri**
Jun-san, could you read the parts
Ichimatsu was nominated for?
**[15:45] Fuku**
Okay, let's see... "Episode 4: Threatens mother."
**[15:48] Fuku**
"Episode 7: Tries to defecate
on table, then exposes himself."
**[15:51] Fuku**
"Episode 11: Picks fight with couple."
**[15:53] ---**
He's terrible!
**[15:54] Iri**
The first two are so intense
that the last one seems normal.
**[15:57] Ono**
Yeah, that seems normal.
**[15:59] Fuku**
The first two would actually be crimes.
**[16:02] Iri**
Those are totally crimes.
**[16:04] Fuku**
If you just read it.
**[16:04] Ono**
He does expose himself quite often.
**[16:07] Fuku**
I don't think he exposes himself that often,
**[16:09] Fuku**
but I don't think he considers it a hazard, either.
**[16:12] Ono**
Hazard...
**[16:13] Iri**
I think Ichimatsu's got the most swing.
**[16:15] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[16:15] Ono**
Right.
**[16:16] Fuku**
When he gets mad, his voice gets so loud.
**[16:18] Iri**
Yeah, that...
**[16:19] Ono**
Right, right.
**[16:19] Iri**
In the Totty episode...
**[16:21] Both**
Yeah.
**[16:22] Iri**
When he exposes himself at the end...
**[16:24] Ono**
Ahh...
**[16:25] Iri**
It's just scary.
**[16:25] Fuku**
Oh, the "Hey! Hey!"
**[16:27] Fuku**
"Hey! Hey!"
**[16:28] Ono**
That's scary! That's so scary!
**[16:28] Iri**
I've never heard that sound before.
**[16:31] Ono**
He comes up with voices
you've never heard on the fly.
**[16:33] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[16:33] Oono**
And that's terrifying.
**[16:34] Fuku**
But the fun thing about Ichimatsu
is getting to do stuff like that.
**[16:37] Iri**
It's amazing.
**[16:37] Both**
Yeah.
**[16:38] Iri**
And then there was the ESP kitty...
**[16:40] Fuk**
Oh, with ESP kitty, everyone
says that was a good story...
**[16:43] Iri**
Yeah.
**[16:44] Fuku**
But was it really a good story?
**[16:45] Ono**
That was like a giant set-up for
Karamatsu's punchline at the end.
**[16:49] Fuku**
Right, right.
**[16:50] Fuku**
So it was basically written to make
Karamatsu seem even more unfortunate.
**[16:54] Ono**
Yeah, exactly.
**[16:54] Fuku**
Which would make it bad, right?
**[16:56] Ono**
That was nothing but bad intentions.
**[16:57] Fuku**
Towards Karamatsu.
**[16:58] Ono**
Yeah, totally on purpose.
**[17:00] Fuku**
It's when you realize just how unfortunate
Karamatsu is that you feel for him.
**[17:04] Ono**
Yeah... Ichimatsu's darkness is intense.
**[17:08] Ono**
Like, he turned into a cat, right?
**[17:09] Fuku**
He did.
**[17:10] Ono**
I had no idea what was going on there.
**[17:12] Fuku**
It just suddenly happens in episode two.
**[17:14] Ono**
Yeah, he just meowed out of nowhere.
**[17:16] Fuku**
Right? I had no idea what to do...
**[17:18] Ono**
Then he disappears onto
the top of a building.
**[17:19] Iri**
He's a mystery.
**[17:20] Fuku**
Yeah, totally.
**[17:21] Ono**
He's scary.
**[17:21] Iri**
He's the most mysterious.
**[17:23] Fuku**
But Totty's a mystery, too. How is he a virgin
when he's leading all these girls around?
**[17:28] Iri**
I'm not sure. Maybe something
always gets in his way.
**[17:32] Ono**
Oh, every time he...
**[17:33] Iri**
Maybe he never follows through to the end.
**[17:35] Both**
Ahh...
**[17:36] Iri**
I mean, I'm sure he's gotten pretty far.
**[17:38] Both**
Yeah.
**[17:38] Fuku**
Or he could actually be hiding
something from everyone.
**[17:43] ---**
Ah, hiding...
**[17:44] Ono**
You think so?
**[17:44] Iri**
Well, there was a later episode
that said Todomatsu was *****.
**[17:49] Fuku**
Oh, yeah, there was.
**[17:51] Ono**
*****.
**[17:52] Iri**
Yeah, there's also *****.
**[17:54] Iri**
But since I've been playing his role,
I totally understand Todomatsu.
**[17:58] Ono**
Really? Like what?
**[18:01] Iri**
Like when he gets called a dried-up monster.
**[18:05] Iri**
Or like, that he knows how to make it in society.
**[18:09] Fuku**
You just said that about yourself!
**[18:10] Ono**
So you're aware of it.
**[18:11] Iri**
Well, I've been doing this since
I was a child actor, so...
**[18:14] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[18:14] Ono**
That's true.
**[18:16] Ono**
I guess you guys are similar.
**[18:16] Fuku**
Come to think of it, I think we're all
sort of like our characters.
**[18:20] Ono**
Oh! So you're like Ichimatsu?
**[18:21] Fuku**
Jyu...
**[18:21] Ono**
You wanna ask about Jyushimatsu?
**[18:23] Fuku**
Yeah, I do.
**[18:24] Ono**
Okay, bring it on.
**[18:24] Iri**
You and Jyushimatsu were totally being
dissed by the older three earlier.
**[18:28] Ono**
That's right. They were totally dissing us.
**[18:30] Iri**
How you're gonna get more and more boring...
**[18:35] Fuku**
That's a thing you don't recover from.
**[18:36] Ono**
I really wanted to argue that, but...
**[18:40] Iri**
Then you should do that right now.
**[18:40] Ono**
But I couldn't think of anything to say.
**[18:41] Iri**
You couldn't?!
**[18:42] Ono**
Yeah, I bet. I mean, they were right.
**[18:43] Fuku**
They hit the nail on the head?
**[18:44] Ono**
They did. I mean, saying what's in
the script is actually the funniest.
**[18:48] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[18:49] Ono**
So I want to bring this up right now,
and I'm sure you guys do, too...
**[18:52] Ono**
Everything we say is in the script.
**[18:53] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[18:54] Ono**
We're reading the script as it is.
**[18:56] Iri**
Yeah.
**[18:56] Fuku**
I actually don't like ad-libbing very much.
**[19:00] Ono**
R-Right... I don't know about your other shows, but...
**[19:02] Fuku**
That's only because they ask me to.
**[19:04] Ono**
Oh, really?
**[19:05] Fuku**
Yeah. In general, I don't want to
change anything in the script.
**[19:09] Iri**
We were getting to the story where Ono-san
**[19:12] Iri**
ad-libbed a part and the whole
thing was omitted, right?
**[19:14] Ono**
Yeah, the whole thing.
**[19:16] Ono**
The thing I did during the water tricks
in "Jyushimatsu Falls in Love."
**[19:20] Iri**
Do it right now.
**[19:21] Ono**
The one where I go "kssshhhh" was...
**[19:23] Ono**
Hey, why did you guys get silent?
**[19:25] Fuku**
Well, when we were watching you do that,
**[19:27] Fuku**
we were saying it'd probably get cut.
**[19:31] Ono**
But you guys said that the more
I did it, the funnier it got...
**[19:36] Ono**
That's why I kept doing it, and when I saw
the broadcast, it was completely gone.
**[19:40] Fuku**
That's because you can only see
something for the first time once.
**[19:43] Ono**
That's true.
**[19:43] Fuku**
The second time, you know what'll happen.
**[19:45] Ono**
Yeah.
**[19:46] Fuku**
Exactly.
**[19:46] Ono**
That's exactly it.
**[19:47] Fuku**
Yup.
**[19:47] Ono**
I was being a bit selfish.
**[19:49] Fuku**
And Kuwashima-san's laugh was great.
**[19:51] Iri**
Yeah, that's true.
**[19:51] Ono**
Yes! That was amazing.
**[19:53] Fukku**
No one but Kuwashima-san
could have done that.
**[19:55] Iri**
Right?
**[19:56] Ono**
And this actually wasn't my idea,
**[19:58] Ono**
but there was a time Karamatsu,
a.k.a. Nakamura-kun, pushed me...
**[20:03] Ono**
The scene where Jyushimatsu answers the phone.
**[20:05] Ono**
The one where he says,
"Hello, this is Jyushimatsu."
**[20:09] Ono**
He kept bugging me to ad-lib, "Hello, this is *****."
**[20:11] Ono**
I remember that!
**[20:13] Ono**
Like, after the rehearsal,
and right before the recording.
**[20:16] Both**
So when I actually did it, I was told,
**[20:18] Ono**
"Jyushimatsu wouldn't do that,
so please try that one more time."
**[20:22] Fuku**
Yeah, when you go a bit too far,
they get really cold.
**[20:25] Ono**
Yeah, we shouldn't.
**[20:26] Fuku**
In episode one, I was planning on
going a bit nuts to set the mood,
**[20:30] Fuu**
and when I was getting hyped up,
the producers behind me
**[20:33] Fuku**
were all giving me dirty looks.
**[20:36] Ono**
Yeah.
**[20:37] Iri**
I remember that.
**[20:38] Iri**
But it's true that Jyushimatsu's
not trying to be funny.
**[20:41] Ono**
Yeah, he's not.
**[20:43] Iri**
Actually, he probably got the
most helpful criticism.
**[20:46] Ono**
And all I could say to that
was "Yes... Yes, right."
**[20:51] Iri**
I remember that.
**[20:52] Ono**
And then apologizing...
**[20:53] Fuku**
Oh, I love Totty's face right here!
**[20:55] Ono**
Oh, that face!
**[20:55] Fukku**
It's amazing!
**[20:56] Ono**
That face is amazing.
**[20:57] Fuku**
It's fantastic.
**[20:58] Iri**
Everyone was talking about it.
**[20:59] Fuku**
That face will go down in anime history.
**[21:00] Iri**
I was so grateful for this, seriously.
**[21:03] Fuku**
You don't often see this face
in Heisei-era anime.
**[21:05] Ono**
There it is again!
**[21:06] Fuku**
That's so good!
**[21:07] Irino**
I'm very grateful to all the staff
members who drew that face.
**[21:08] Ono**
And again, Totty.
**[21:09] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[21:11] Fukku**
I want someone to make a
super-realistic figure of that.
**[21:15] Iri**
Apparently there are a lot
of fans who draw that face.
**[21:19] Fukku**
Yeah.
**[21:19] Ono**
That face...
**[21:21] Fuku**
Well, the first three were
talking about it, as well,
**[21:24] Fuku**
but the reaction to this show is amazing.
**[21:25] Iri**
It is.
**[21:26] Ono**
It really is. Everyone talks to me about it.
**[21:26] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[21:28] ---**
Right?
**[21:28] Ono**
Every recording I go to.
**[21:28] Iri**
I was in a play while we were recording this...
**[21:32] Ono**
Right.
**[21:32] Iri**
One of the actresses, who was a top
Takarazuka actress, said she loved "Osomatsu."
**[21:39] Fuku**
Whoa, seriously?
**[21:40] Ono**
Even people like that are saying that...
**[21:41] Fuku**
So Zuka likes Matsu?
**[21:42] Irino**
"Zuka likes Matsu"? Zuka does like Matsu, yes.
**[21:44] Fuku**
But the other guys said that people
**[21:46] Fuku**
are talking to them about
this show every day, right?
**[21:49] Iri**
Yeah.
**[21:49] Fuku**
No one talks to me about it.
**[21:51] Iri**
That's because Ichimatsu's scary.
**[21:53] Ono**
Yeah. They probably don't know
if they should bring it up.
**[21:54] Fuku**
That's ridiculous!
**[21:56] Ono**
They think they shouldn't mention it.
**[21:56] Fuku**
People talked to me about it
at first, but lately, nothing!
**[22:00] Ono**
Really?
**[22:01] Fuku**
Well, actually, right before this, I recorded
the final episode for another series.
**[22:08] Fuku**
And the creator of that series said to me,
**[22:10] Fuku**
"You were great, Fukuyama-san.
You know what's amazing about you?"
**[22:12] Fuku**
"Your voice on this show is nothing like Ichimatsu's."
I don't know if it was a compliment or not.
**[22:17] Ono**
When someone mentions this
show the first you meet them,
**[22:20] Ono**
you're not sure how to react.
**[22:21] Fuku**
Oh, good point.
**[22:22] Ono**
"N-Nice to meet you.
**[22:23] Ono**
I've been watching your show." Then
I ask what show, and they say this one.
**[22:26] Ono**
Then it sorta gets quiet.
**[22:27] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[22:30] Fuku**
So, whatever you missed
Ono-kun saying during the
**[22:33] Fuku**
commercials can be found on the Blu-ray.
**[22:34] Ono**
Aw, that's too bad. I wanted everyone to hear that.
**[22:34] Iri**
That's totally a lie! Don't lie!
**[22:37] Fuku**
What?
**[22:37] Iri**
Don't lie.
**[22:38] Fuku**
Who cares if it's a lie? It'll get us more sales.
**[22:40] Iri**
Ah, okay, you're right.
**[22:40] Ono**
I see.
**[22:43] Fuku**
Is this going to be on the Blu-ray?
**[22:44] Iri**
No idea.
**[22:45] Ono**
Who knows?
**[22:45] Fuku**
So anyway, we've reached the end.
**[22:48] Ono**
That went by fast.
**[22:49] Fukku**
Remember, it's this year's last Matsu.
**[22:51] Ono**
Matsu.
**[22:51] Irino**
Oh, it's the last Matsu of the year?
**[22:52] Fuku**
The Lastmatsu.
**[22:54] Ono**
Well, it's the end of the year
(nendo*matsu*).
**[22:55] Fuku**
Yup, and at the beginning of the
year, you'll have a kadomatsu.
**[23:00] ---**
Wow...
**[23:02] Ono**
Don't say funny stuff! It's about to end!
**[23:04] Fukku**
Well...
**[23:04] Iri**
Ono-san, you should say something. You're the MC.
**[23:06] Fuku**
Yeah, wrap things up.
**[23:07] Ono**
You weren't even thinking of me as the MC!
**[23:08] Fuku**
We'll all wait (*matsu*) for you to wrap this up.
**[23:10] Ono**
What the... I mean, that was good,
but it keeps getting all quiet for a second!
**[23:15] Iri**
I think there's about a minute left.
**[23:16] Ono**
A minute, huh?
**[23:17] Fuku**
Yeah.
**[23:18] Iri**
Ono-san, say something to wrap this up.
**[23:19] Ono**
Well, who do you think is the biggest loser?
**[23:23] Iri**
All of them.
**[23:25] Fuku**
If we had to pick...
**[23:26] Ono**
Don't say it like that.
**[23:26] Fuku**
Well, we're not picking who's the best.
**[23:28] Ono**
Oh, I see.
**[23:29] Fuku**
Well, who do you think is the biggest loser, D?
**[23:33] Ono**
I think all of them, too...
**[23:34] Iri**
What the heck?
**[23:35] Ono**
Hey, don't sound so disappointed.
**[23:36] Iri**
Well, you complained when I said "all of them," so...
**[23:41] Fuku**
Right?
**[23:41] Ono**
Well, maybe Dekapan, then.
**[23:42] Fuku**
But he's not a Matsu.
**[23:44] Fuku**
Okay! So, we've come to the end...
**[23:46] Iri**
Crap, we're really ending with this? Wow...
**[23:47] Fuku**
So, uh, I think you'll all be very surprised
by the first episode of the new year.
**[23:52] Iri**
Yes.
**[23:52] Fuku**
So...
**[23:53] Ono**
Yes.
**[23:53] Fuku**
Please look forward to the first
"Osomatsu-san" episode of the new year.
**[23:57] Fuku**
See you again, everyone.
**[23:59] Iri**
Oh, that was great. Thank you very much.
**[23:59] Ono**
Thank you!
**[24:00] Iri**
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**[24:02] Ono**
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**[24:02] Irino**
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**[24:03] Irino**
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**[24:04] Ono**
We really love you!
**[24:05] Fuku**
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**[24:06] Iri**
Give us... yeah!
**[24:06] Ono**
You're the best!
**[24:07] Fuku**
Give us lots of work! Lots!
**[24:08] Iri**
So cute!