E3 - Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.
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[00:03] Akari
So do guys...
[00:05] Akari
prefer girls like Sakurazaka-san
who are earnest and family-oriented?
[00:09] Jiro
Huh? Where's this coming from?
[00:12] Akari
What do they like girls to do for them?
[00:14] Jiro
There's no point in asking me, is there?
[00:17] Akari
Really? But you said you'd help me, didn't you?
[00:21] Akari
If you don't give me answers,
you get nothing but rice.
[00:24] Jiro
What?
[00:26] Akari
Think about it seriously.
[00:28] Jiro
All right. Things guys like
having done for them, huh?
[00:31] Jiro
Hmm...
[00:35] Jiro
Making them lunch, maybe?
[00:37] Akari
Lunch?
[00:39] Jiro
Yup. A home-cooked boxed
lunch filled with love.
[00:42] Akari
Really?
[00:44] Jiro
Especially from you,
since no one would expect it.
[00:47] Akari
No one would expect it, you say?
[00:49] Jiro
S-Sorry!
[00:51] Akari
But that might work!
And you're gonna help me, right?
[00:55] Jiro
I am?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:28] Jiro
And so I began helping Watanabe
with her boxed lunch strategy.
[02:51] Jiro
This is a pretty extravagant dinner!
[02:54] Akari
I want to choose the lineup
[02:55] Akari
for the boxed lunch from among these,
keeping the color variety in mind.
[03:01] Akari
How is it?
[03:04] Jiro
It's great!
[03:05] Jiro
But I think I prefer my rolled omelets sweet.
[03:09] Akari
Huh? I'm not asking about
your preferences here.
[03:12] Akari
Minami-kun has a mature vibe to him,
[03:14] Akari
so rolled omelets with
sugar in them won't work.
[03:17] Jiro
Then don't ask me.
[03:20] Akari
I'm really proud of the mini hamburger
patties and this ohitashi salad.
[03:23] Jiro
Yeah?
[03:25] Akari
And I think I might need a
rolled omelet pan after all...
[03:28] Kamo
Whoa, what's that? It's not a home-cooked
lunch from Akari-chan, is it?!
[03:32] Jiro
Well, yeah.
[03:34] Kamo
Seriously, Jiro-chan, you're way too blessed.
[03:36] Kamo
It makes me want to ask,
"O gods, have I done something wrong?"
[03:40] Jiro
But you guys are doing fine, too.
[03:42] Kamo
No way. There's no love there at all.
[03:44] Kamo
But in the beginning, I'd get
nervous just eating together.
[03:48] Hashimoto Marin
Morning! I've been waiting for you!
SIGN Hashimoto Marin
"Morning! I've been waiting for you."
[03:50] Kamo
It's already afternoon, though.
[03:52] Kamo
Right now, both "good morning" and
"goodnight" are just game functions.
[03:56] Kamo
Like collecting login bonuses.
[03:59] Jiro
Just be glad you even get bonuses.
[04:02] Jiro
What?
[04:04] Kamo
I don't want to hear that from
a guy whose relationship chart
[04:08] Kamo
looks like it's from an erotic manga.
[04:10] Kamo
Hurry up and let that gyaru wife you live
with wreck that factory-fresh unit of yours.
[04:14] Jiro
Quit saying such disturbing things!
[04:16] Kamo
And there it is!
[04:18] Kamo
He's calling the lucky event of graduating
from virgin status "disturbing"!
[04:22] Kamo
Are you one of those harem manga leads who,
[04:24] Kamo
for some reason, don't yield
even when cornered by beauties?
[04:27] Kamo
So, um, how is it really?
[04:30] Kamo
D-Does stuff like that happen?
[04:32] Kamo
Does it?
[04:32] Jiro
No, it doesn't!
SIGN Potato Star
SIGN Lightly Salted
SIGN So delicious you won't
be able to stop!
[04:34] Jiro
She only ever wears skimpy, flimsy clothes.
[04:37] Jiro
I think I deserve praise for the
self-restraint it takes to live with her!
[04:42] Akari
Jiro!
[04:45] Jiro
Let's stop talking about this already.
[04:47] Jiro
We're eating,
[04:48] Jiro
and besides, it'll make things awkward
with Watanabe when I get home.
[04:52] Akari
What about me?
[04:56] Akari
What about Watanabe?
[04:58] Kamo
Uh-oh. How much did you hear?
[05:01] Jiro
G-Greetings. How are you this afternoon?
[05:03] Akari
Huh?
[05:04] Jiro
Uh, nothing. Sorry.
[05:06] Akari
So it was something you
feel the need to apologize for?
[05:09] Jiro
No, um... W-We were talking
about Tanabe-kun, and, um...
[05:14] Akari
So how was the lunch I made?
[05:17] Jiro
I-It was really good.
[05:19] Akari
Huh? That's it?
[05:20] Jiro
Um, the bacon-wrapped
asparagus was awesome.
[05:23] Akari
Good, good. What else?
[05:25] Jiro
Well...
[05:27] Jiro
I really do think I prefer
my rolled omelets sweet.
[05:30] Akari
I told you, I don't need
to know your preferences.
[05:33] Jiro
What? Then don't ask me.
[05:36] Akari
There's other stuff you could tell me!
[05:37] Akari
Like how it all looked together, or if it
was okay after being in the box so long,
[05:41] Akari
or what you thought of the taste!
[05:42] Jiro
I told you what I thought of the taste!
[05:44] Akari
I need answers that are more useful
as reference, or there's no point!
[05:48] Kamo
And now, a tanka...
[05:50] Kamo
Standing before me
SIGN Standing before me
They force me to watch as they
Have their lovers' spat
[05:52] Kamo
They force me to watch as they
[05:53] Kamo
Have their lovers' spat
SIGN I am not envious, no
Instead, I shall remember
Kamo
[05:55] Kamo
I am not envious, no
[05:56] Kamo
Instead, I shall remember
[05:59] Kamo
Kamo
SIGN Lancia
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 50 l 0 50
SIGN What do we need to do
to defeat that guy?
SIGN m 0 0 l 350 0 l 350 60 l 0 60
SIGN Don't worry. I'm sure we'll win.
Let's find our opponent's weakness.
[06:19] Jiro
Morning.
[06:21] Jiro
Wow, that's amazing!
[06:23] Akari
Right? It's a boxed lunch for Minami-kun!
[06:26] Akari
I thought I'd take it to the place
where he works part-time.
[06:29] Jiro
Oh, so it's the real test
at last, huh? Sounds good.
[06:32] Jiro
S-Sorry. It just looks so
good, I couldn't help it.
[06:35] Akari
I'm really proud of today's rolled omelets.
[06:38] Jiro
Are you sure? It's for Tenjin, isn't it?
[06:40] Akari
It's the end piece. It'll just
end up leftover, anyway.
[06:51] Jiro
Nope, still not sweet.
[06:54] Jiro
The lunch that my mock wife
makes belongs to Tenjin.
[06:59] Jiro
But Tenjin's wife, Shiori,
is the one I have feelings for.
[07:03] Jiro
There really isn't any sweetness here.
[07:11] Akari
Okay!
[07:12] Jiro
Isn't it a little too showy?
[07:14] Akari
It's better than looking boring, isn't it?
[07:17] Jiro
How many hours did she spend
dressing up to deliver one lunch?
[07:21] Jiro
She'll be meeting a guy, right?
[07:23] Jiro
Lots of things are showing.
[07:24] Jiro
She seems a little... obvious.
[07:26] Jiro
When she's out with me,
she just wears whatever.
[07:29] Jiro
She's never worn anything like that.
[07:31] Akari
Yakuin?
[07:35] Akari
U-Um... I'm gonna do my very best, okay?
[07:38] Akari
So...
[07:42] Akari
Yakuin...
[07:46] Akari
Do the goodbye thing.
[07:49] Jiro
Huh?
[07:52] Akari
Like you did that other time.
[07:56] Jiro
The "goodbye thing"? She can't mean...
[07:59] Akari
Please, Yakuin?
[08:00] Jiro
No, I-I can't! My heart isn't ready!
[08:03] Akari
What? You're saying this now?
[08:05] Akari
You said you'd cheer me on, didn't you?
[08:07] Jiro
But you're going out to see Tenjin, right?
[08:09] Jiro
Are you sure you want that... from me?
[08:12] Akari
Moron.
[08:13] Akari
It's yours I want, Yakuin.
[08:16] Akari
It made me feel really safe that other time.
[08:19] Jiro
Huh?
[08:22] Jiro
If you say something like that
with that look on your face...
[08:24] Jiro
Any guy would get his hopes up!
[08:33] Jiro
I-I'll get it.
[08:36] Jiro
Yes?
[08:39] Jiro
Shiori?
[08:41] Shiori
Sorry for showing up unannounced.
[08:43] Shiori
I'm so glad the two of you are home!
[08:45] Jiro
Nah, I've never got anything to do.
[08:48] Akari
He doesn't have many friends, after all.
[08:52] Shiori
Oh, I brought apple pies.
I kind of made too many.
[08:56] Akari
Really?
[09:00] Jiro
You made these?
[09:02] Akari
Wow! They look delicious!
[09:04] Shiori
Thanks. It was a request from Minami-kun.
[09:09] Shiori
Minami-kun seems to like sweet things,
so I made them to suit his tastes.
[09:13] Shiori
I hope both of you like them, too.
[09:15] Jiro
Really?
[09:17] Jiro
Who would've thought, huh?
[09:20] Shiori
Oh! How cute!
[09:23] Shiori
A boxed lunch? Are you going
on a picnic or something?
[09:25] Jiro
No, that's... well, uh...
[09:29] Akari
It's really amazing...
[09:34] Akari
They look delicious.
[09:40] Shiori
Taking a home-cooked lunch on a picnic?
[09:43] Shiori
That seems lovely.
[09:49] Jiro
Man, that was good.
[09:53] Jiro
Thanks for such a feast.
[10:02] Jiro
Come on, cheer up!
[10:03] Jiro
Next time, you can go for a time
when Tenjin's by himself. Right?
[10:07] Akari
Minami-kun likes sweet things.
[10:11] Jiro
That's right! You can research
his favorite foods and—
[10:13] Akari
What else do I have?
[10:16] Jiro
Huh?
[10:18] Akari
After what you said, I thought
I could get by on my cooking.
[10:25] Jiro
Watanabe is always so confident.
[10:26] Jiro
This is the first time I've
seen her so discouraged.
[10:29] Jiro
She worked so hard.
[10:30] Jiro
There's nothing to do about it now,
but it's throwing me off a bit.
[10:34] Jiro
Watanabe, you've got tons more good points!
[10:37] Jiro
You're cheerful and articulate.
[10:39] Jiro
You can make friends with anyone.
[10:41] Jiro
And the guys all talk about you a lot.
[10:43] Jiro
They think you're great.
[10:45] Akari
Great how?
[10:46] Jiro
Huh?
[10:47] Akari
What's great about me?
[10:49] Jiro
Um, well, you know...
[10:50] Jiro
You're... I guess "sexy" is the word,
and you're b-beautiful...
[10:53] Jiro
Y-You have a great figure, and you
make daring fashion choices, so...
[10:58] Akari
So?
[10:59] Jiro
You know, like... you're every guy's dream,
the object of their desires...
[11:03] Jiro
I mean... How do I put it?
[11:04] Jiro
Basically, any guy would
want to have se—er, uh...
[11:10] Jiro
Wait! That's not what I meant!
It's really not!
[11:13] Jiro
It's just, all guys think about
stuff like that, so, um...
[11:16] Jiro
It's more... as a woman,
you're very appealing?
[11:19] Jiro
You know, like, they have those
celebrity rankings of, um...
[11:22] Jiro
I mean, uh...
[11:24] Akari
You, too?
[11:25] Jiro
Huh? M-Me?
[11:29] Jiro
Me and Watanabe...
[11:33] Jiro
Um, well...
[11:34] ---
Zing
[11:34] ---
Zing
[11:35] Jiro
I-I've never really thought about it.
[11:42] Akari
Liar.
[11:44] Jiro
Huh? Um...
[11:54] Akari
Have you thought of doing
things like this with me?
[12:04] Akari
Have you, Yakuin?
[12:11] Akari
You've thought about doing things
like this with me, haven't you?
[12:14] Akari
How many times?
[12:17] Akari
When do you think about it?
[12:20] Jiro
Watanabe...
[12:22] Jiro
Time out! Hang on!
[12:26] Akari
Why? You wanted to try it sometime, didn't you?
[12:31] Akari
Go ahead.
[12:33] Akari
I'll grant your wish.
[12:38] Jiro
It was for real.
[12:39] Jiro
Gyaru really are like
they are in erotic manga.
[12:43] Jiro
Is it really okay for me
to graduate this easily?
[12:51] Jiro
Wait... I have this incredibly uneasy feeling.
[12:56] Akari
Yakuin...
[13:03] Jiro
We can't!
[13:06] Jiro
We can't.
[13:08] Jiro
Th-This is...
[13:09] Jiro
s-something you do with
someone you love, right?
[13:14] Jiro
Oh, man. It's over.
[13:20] Jiro
Why did I stop her?
[13:21] Jiro
It was my chance to graduate!
[13:24] Akari
You didn't want to.
[13:27] Jiro
I mean, for one thing, you have Tenjin.
[13:30] Akari
And you have Sakurazaka-san.
[13:34] Akari
I see.
[13:36] Jiro
Watanabe?
[13:39] Akari
Let's stop this married couple thing.
[13:47] Jiro
And so our married life broke apart.
[13:54] Jiro
Why did things turn out this way?
[14:04] Jiro
We could've just muddled through
this marriage practical thing...
[14:09] Jiro
But now, because I overstepped
my bounds and got presumptuous...
SIGN 9th
SIGN 8th
SIGN Najima Nakano
SIGN Miyajidake Asahi
SIGN Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN Tenjin Minami
[14:33] female student A
Minami-kun, you're amazing!
[14:35] female student B
You can cook, too?
[14:37] Tenjin
I rotate with Shiori.
[14:39] Tenjin
Shiori, what's wrong?
[14:41] Shiori
It's nothing.
SIGN 74th
SIGN Okubo Osamu
SIGN Shuto Kyoko
SIGN 75th
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Omure Yutaka
[14:49] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[14:50] Jiro
Whoa, man! Think about time,
place, and occasion, would you?
[14:54] Kamo
What's the meaning of that?
[14:56] Jiro
Of what?
[14:57] Kamo
The month-end evaluation!
[15:00] Kamo
Hey, Jiro-chan, what happened?
[15:03] Kamo
If there was a reason for it,
it was your fault, right?
[15:06] Jiro
What's it matter? Just leave it alone.
[15:14] Jiro
I wonder what the right choice would've been.
[15:18] Jiro
At first, I thought she
was just making fun of me.
[15:21] Jiro
I thought that after she made me take her
seriously, she'd laugh and call me stupid.
[15:26] Jiro
But her hand...
[15:28] Jiro
was shockingly cold and trembling.
[15:32] Jiro
Her nervousness and uncertainty
became painfully clear to me.
[15:36] Jiro
She's probably the same as me.
[15:40] Jiro
It seemed like it was all new to her, too...
[15:44] Jiro
Any guy would want to have se—
[15:47] Jiro
It's cold.
[15:51] Jiro
If that's true, then...
[15:55] Jiro
I'm the absolute worst.
[15:57] Kamo
What's this all of a sudden?
[16:00] Kamo
Jiro-chan, don't you have a handkerchief?
[16:03] Jiro
Oh, Shiori.
[16:05] Shiori
Hey, Jiro-kun...
[16:07] Shiori
Do you have a little time to
talk with me, just the two of us?
[16:11] Jiro
Sure.
[16:12] Kamo
Are you serious?
[16:16] Shiori
Wow!
[16:18] Shiori
The breeze feels so nice.
[16:20] Jiro
Shiori, is what you wanted to talk about...
[16:24] Shiori
Jiro-kun, did something happen
between you and Watanabe-san?
[16:30] Jiro
Yeah. You could call it a fight,
[16:32] Jiro
or you could say I didn't
express myself well...
[16:35] Jiro
I had the wrong idea about her.
[16:38] Jiro
But I couldn't find the
right timing to apologize.
[16:40] Jiro
And Watanabe doesn't seem
like she wants to talk to me.
[16:43] Shiori
Even though you're living together?
[16:46] Jiro
Huh?
[16:47] Shiori
In a day's time, you're with her
more than you're with anyone else.
[16:51] Shiori
I think Watanabe-san will understand you.
[16:55] Shiori
I've been your friend since we were
little, so I can vouch for you!
[17:00] Shiori
That makes us even, right?
[17:01] Jiro
Shiori...
[17:03] Jiro
I really don't stand a chance against you.
[17:06] Jiro
You've always beaten me
when it comes to discussions.
[17:10] Shiori
I'm very much still your
childhood friend, after all.
[17:14] Shiori
Ahem!
[17:17] Jiro
Still, I was impressed you'd noticed
that something was wrong.
[17:20] Jiro
Though, I guess anyone who saw that
month-end evaluation would know.
[17:29] Shiori
It makes me feel jealous.
[17:35] Jiro
I'm back.
SIGN 600 watts
2 min. 30 sec.
[17:54] Jiro
Watanabe, I'd like to talk for a minute...
[17:57] Jiro
But, yeah, you're not gonna come out, huh?
[18:04] Akari
So come in, then.
[18:10] Jiro
It smells like a girl!
[18:16] Jiro
I didn't expect her to
just ignore my existence.
[18:18] Jiro
S-So, um, I'm sorry about before.
[18:24] Akari
It's not like you did anything wrong.
[18:26] Jiro
No!
[18:28] Jiro
It's all my fault!
[18:29] Akari
That was just me trying too
hard and getting nowhere!
[18:32] Akari
Don't make me say it all out loud!
[18:36] Akari
It's fine, so just forget all of it!
[18:38] Akari
Right now!
[18:40] Jiro
Look, it seems like you got
the wrong idea, so I'll say this...
[18:47] Jiro
It's not like I didn't want to, okay?
[18:50] Jiro
I am a guy, after all.
[18:52] Jiro
And to tell the truth,
it's just like you said.
[18:55] Jiro
I've had wild fantasies
about you more than once.
[18:58] Jiro
And, well, I'm actually really grateful
to you for that experience...
[19:02] Akari
That's enough!
[19:04] Akari
Are you stupid?!
[19:05] Akari
Don't say all that! Are you stupid?!
[19:06] Akari
It's sexual harassment!
[19:08] Akari
You're in a girl's room, and you have zero tact!
[19:11] Akari
And that's why you'll never
be able to "graduate"!
[19:14] Jiro
Y-You're quite right.
[19:17] Jiro
But the reason I stopped you then was...
[19:19] Jiro
I just... I don't really know, but...
[19:22] Jiro
I just felt like I had to treat
you with more care than that.
[19:26] Jiro
The idea of doing something like
that in the heat of the moment
[19:29] Jiro
just made me feel uneasy somehow.
[19:32] Jiro
I don't really get it, but...
[19:34] Akari
Huh? What are you talking about?
[19:36] Jiro
It's the same now!
[19:37] Jiro
I really hate things being
this awkward between us.
[19:41] Jiro
I want to be able to talk to you
normally, like we did before.
[19:44] Jiro
And I want to eat together.
[19:49] Jiro
Would you please give me a chance?
[19:58] Jiro
Watanabe, I want to be...
[20:06] Jiro
a married couple with you again.
[20:16] Jiro
No! Not like that!
[20:17] Jiro
When I said "married couple,"
I meant the practical!
[20:19] Jiro
O-O-Of course I realize that you have Tenjin!
[20:22] Jiro
I'm not going to get in the way of that... er...
[20:26] Akari
Pff...
[20:26] Jiro
Pff?
[20:29] Akari
Oh, man!
[20:30] Jiro
What? Why are you laughing?
[20:33] Akari
You're acting so desperate!
[20:35] Akari
And what was all that?
A proposal? That's hilarious!
[20:40] Jiro
W-Well, you said we should
stop being a married couple!
[20:44] Akari
Huh? But we can't stop.
[20:46] Akari
It's something the school decided.
[20:49] Jiro
What?!
[20:50] Jiro
So that was a lie, then?!
[20:53] Jiro
You lied?!
[20:54] Jiro
Why?!
[20:56] Akari
How scary. It wasn't a lie. More of a vibe.
[20:59] Jiro
Do you have any idea how
much I agonized over this?
[21:04] Akari
I think I'm enjoying this married
life more than I thought I would.
[21:12] Akari
I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[21:16] Jiro
What is this?
[21:18] Jiro
Why'd she suddenly use my first name?
[21:20] Jiro
What does she mean by "like"?
[21:25] Akari
What about you, Jiro?
[21:27] Jiro
I...
[21:36] Jiro
A hand?
[21:38] Akari
Just kidding! Too bad for you!
[21:42] Akari
Sometimes the heat of the moment
is important, Repressed-kun.
[21:46] Jiro
Watanabe...
[21:48] Akari
Welcome home, Jiro.
[21:53] Jiro
Good to be back.
[21:55] Jiro
We're not going back to square one.
[21:57] Jiro
We're starting from zero.
[22:11] Akari
I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[22:16] Akari
I said it.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN Burned
[23:51] Kamo
A burned rolled omelet.
[23:54] Kamo
Akari, fretting.
[23:56] Kamo
And standing behind her...
[23:58] Kamo
Jiro, holding sugar.
[23:59] Akari
So it's your fault?
SIGN Ow, ow, ow
SIGN Ow, ow, ow
[24:00] Jiro
I thought it'd taste better that way!
SIGN SHFF
[24:02] Akari
You'd better take responsibility for it.
SIGN GULP
SIGN GULP
SIGN CHOMP
SIGN Ow!
SIGN Ow!
SIGN I'm sorry
[24:05] Jiro
It's bitter...
SIGN Next Time
SIGN A Hero, but Not the Main Character.
[24:06] Kamo
Next time...
[24:07] Kamo
"A Hero, but Not the Main Character."