More than a Married Couple, but Not Lovers.

Partnering up for a high school project with your crush is a dream, but what if it’s with someone you can’t stand and the project is marriage? That’s what Jirō Yakuin and gyaru, Akari Watanabe will find out as they’re tested as a couple. If that wasn’t enough, their crushes are partners too! If they wanna switch, they’ll have to make this arranged marriage work and make it to the top ten.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Living in the Same Place, but Not Living Together.

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SIGN    I want to be paired up with
    the guy I like for practice!
SIGN    I hope my
    baby is
    born safely
SIGN    Please let me stay
    happy and healthy
[00:35] Akari
    What?!
[00:37] Shiori
    I-I'm sorry! I tripped and...
[00:40] Shiori
    Wait...
[00:43] Shiori
    Watanabe-san?
[00:46] Jiro
    Watanabe Akari and Sakurazaka Shiori...
[00:49] Jiro
    I never imagined so many things would
    happen between the two of them and me.
[00:54] Shiori
    Oh! Watanabe-san, are you here about
    your partner for the marriage practical?
[00:58] Akari
    No, I'm not.
[01:00] Akari
    I'm not!
SIGN    "Marriage Practical"
[01:23] Jiro
    The marriage practical.
[01:25] Jiro
    An insane part of our high school's
    curriculum that's about to begin.
[01:30] Jiro
    As the name implies,
    male-female pairs are chosen
[01:33] Jiro
    to live together as a mock married couple.
[01:36] Jiro
    Everyone in class is agitated because of it,
[01:40] Jiro
    but that's not where my mind is right now.
[01:44] Jiro
    Just a little more...
[01:46] Jiro
    Just a little more, and
    my bride will be decided!
[01:50] Jiro
    Come on, Chloris. Chloris!
SIGN    Jiro
[01:55] Jiro
    Yes!
[01:56] Kamo
    Man, I envy you, Jiro-chan.
[02:00] Kamo
    Imagine getting excited over a pixel
    art character in this day and age.
[02:03] Jiro
    You've got it all wrong.
[02:04] Jiro
    The fact that it's pixel art
    lets the imagination run free.
[02:07] Kamo
    Just look at RotoSaGa.
    7 is out, and it's got 3D views.
[02:12] Kamo
    Observe the quality of the newest
    version of Princess Chloris!
[02:17] Jiro
    Oh, shut up.
[02:18] Jiro
    I like the simple innocence
    from back when they did 1.
[02:22] Kamo
    I guess it does make it
    easier to imagine things...
[02:26] Kamon
    But back in 1, you couldn't
    pick the heroine, right?
[02:29] Akari
    Hey.
[02:33] Akari
    You're in the way.
[02:43] Kamo
    Watanabe Akari! She smells so nice.
[02:47] Kamo
    She really is cute.
[02:48] Jiro
    How, exactly?
[02:49] Jiro
    The way she talks is so unendearing.
[02:51] Jiro
    She shows so much skin, it's vulgar.
[02:52] Jiro
    She treats us social outcasts like idiots.
[02:54] Jiro
    I never, ever want to get
    involved with her type!
[03:07] Akari
    Minami-kun!
[03:09] Akari
    I saw you!
[03:10] Jiro
    Tenjin Minami, huh?
[03:10] Akari
    The newspaper club interviewed
    you in the courtyard, right?
[03:11] Kamo
    I'm a guy, but even I feel like I'll be
    purified by his sky-high ikemen level!
[03:13] Minami
    Oh, that. Yeah.
[03:14] Natsumi
    It's for the thing they're putting
    you on the cover of, right?
[03:15] Kamo
    And he's a good guy on top of that.
[03:17] Sachi
    Akari keeps saying they must be
    doing a special edition on ikemen.
[03:18] Jiro
    For us shadow-dwellers,
    he's poison. No, he's absolute evil.
[03:20] Akari
    Wha?!
[03:20] Minami
    They wouldn't do that.
[03:22] Akari
    B-But Minami-kun, you're really cool, so...
[03:26] Minami
    Thanks. It makes me happy to hear that.
[03:30] Jiro
    She's such an open book.
[03:32] Jiro
    Talk about a complete 180.
[03:36] Jiro
    Aw, crap.
[03:37] Jiro
    Now I've gotta wait to meet my bride.
SIGN    Jiro
[03:44] Shiori
    Jiro-kun.
[03:45] Jiro
    Huh?
[03:47] Shiori
    It's finally time for the
    marriage practical, huh?
[03:50] Jiro
    Yeah.
[03:51] Shiori
    I feel sort of nervous.
[03:53] Shiroi
    Is it just me?
[03:55] Jiro
    I'm not good with girls,
    so I'm nothing but nerves.
[03:58] Jiro
    The only girl I can speak with normally
[04:00] Jiro
    is my childhood friend and first love.
[04:03] Jiro
    They say your first love never comes true,
[04:05] Jiro
    but if things can stay like this
    between us forever, that's enough.
[04:08] Shiori
    I get shy around strangers, so...
[04:10] Shiori
    I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[04:14] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
SIGN    Agency for Cultural Affairs Recommended Demonstration Program 2022
SIGN    Marriage Practical Course
    Guidance Video
[04:16] Homeroom Teacher
    Now, everyone, pay attention.
    I'm going to begin the explanation.
[04:20] Homeroom Teacher
    Starting now, you will each live as a pair
    with your partner in the training dorm.
[04:26] Homeroom Teacher
    It's furnished and has a kitchen,
[04:27] Homeroom Teacher
    so there's no need to worry
    about day-to-day matters.
[04:31] Homeroom Teacher
    The sensor installed in the living room will
    continuously monitor your lifestyle and actions.
SIGN    Practical Points
[04:37] Homeroom Teacher
    And here is the most important thing...
[04:42] Homeroom Teacher
    As you are all still students,
    your bedrooms are separate.
[04:46] Homeroom Teacher
    Fingerprint verification ensures that
    only the room's occupant may enter.
[04:56] Homeroom Teacher
    Do not get carried away.
[04:58] Homeroom Teacher
    Keep yourselves firmly under control.
[04:58] Jiro
    What the heck?
[05:00] Jiro
    Why even make us do this, then?
[05:00] Homeroom Teacher
    One more thing.
    Regarding the A-rank system...
[05:04] Jiro
    There are fifteen guys and
    girls in each of the five classes,
[05:04] Homeroom Teacher
    Every month, those ranked in the top
    ten according to their grades...
[05:06] Jiro
    meaning there's a 1-in-75 chance
    of being paired with any one person.
[05:10] (Flashback) Shiori
    I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[05:13] Jiro
    That's just a fantasy!
[05:14] Jiro
    I'm her childhood friend!
[05:15] Jiro
    She just finds me easy to talk to
    because she doesn't see me as a guy!
[05:18] Jiro
    But if we get paired, then maybe...
[05:22] Jiro
    I'll check my luck!
SIGN    Jiro
[05:23] Jiro
    If the hero defeats the boss
    alone with no damage taken,
[05:25] Jiro
    he can take the side route to the heroine.
[05:28] Jiro
    From there, if you go straight
    through the dungeon...
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    Huh?
    Do you have a problem with me or something?
[05:34] Jiro
    Lancia?!
[05:36] Jiro
    No, no.
[05:37] Jiro
    This has now purged all my bad luck.
[05:40] Jiro
    Only good things can happen now.
[05:45] Akari
    Why is it you?!
[05:48] Jiro
    Th-That's kind of what I'd like to ask!
[05:51] Akari
    What?!
[05:52] Jiro
    Um, wait just a moment, please.
[05:53] Jiro
    Let's calm down a bit.
[05:54] Akari
    Will you quit talking all formal?
    It's creeping me out.
[05:57] Jiro
    S-Sorry. First, could you let me go?
[06:00] Akari
    Now you're too friendly all of a sudden!
[06:02] Jiro
    You're being unfair.
[06:05] Akari
    What a buzzkill. This sucks!
[06:08] Akari
    How'd they come up with this pairing, anyway?
[06:10] Akari
    It makes no sense at all.
[06:14] Jiro
    I'm a victim here, too.
[06:16] Akari
    What was that?!
[06:18] Jiro
    It-It's just... It seems like you
    had a preferred partner in mind,
[06:22] Jiro
    and I had someone I wanted to be
    paired with, too. That's all I meant.
[06:26] Akari
    It's gotta be Sakurazaka-san, right?
SIGN    BULL'S
SIGN    EYE
[06:32] Akari
    You're so easy to read!
    How stupid can you be?
[06:35] Akari
    There's no way she'd ever
    give you the time of day.
[06:38] Jiro
    I don't want to hear that from you!
[06:40] Akari
    I mean, she's a little plain, but she's cute.
[06:43] Akari
    What're you gonna do?
[06:44] Akari
    Things might be going really
    well for her right now.
[06:48] Shiroi
    Please, be gentle.
[06:52] Jiro
    M-M-M-Making such wild speculations
    is disrespectful toward her, I feel.
[06:56] Akari
    Killjoy.
[06:57] Jiro
    S-So what if I am?
[07:01] Akari
    Oh, crap!
[07:03] Akari
    If we don't get along, we lose points!
[07:05] Jiro
    Then we might get to minus 10,000.
[07:07] Akari
    Cut the shit!
[07:09] Akari
    Get along with me!
[07:10] Akari
    Right now!
[07:12] Jiro
    But that attitude! That behavior!
[07:15] Akari
    We'll increase our points, get to
    A-rank, and change our pairing!
[07:19] Jiro
    Ow!
[07:21] Jiro
    Is that even possible?
[07:23] Akari
    Didn't you hear the explanation?
    I can't believe you.
[07:27] Akari
    Look at this.
SIGN    Seishun Academy Third-Years'
    Marriage Practical Manual
SIGN    1-2
    At the end of every month, those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
    will be granted the right to change pairings among themselves.
    In such cases, the consent of everyone involved is required.
    2
    Regarding Scoring
    2-1
     Totals will be reset at the end of the month, and each month will
    start at 0 points.
[07:32] Jiro
    "At the end of every month,
    those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
[07:36] Jiro
    will be granted the right to
    change pairings among themselves."
[07:38] Jiro
    For real?
[07:39] Akari
    Minami-kun would never be
    anything less than A-rank.
[07:42] Akari
    So let's get that A-rank and switch partners!
[07:44] Jiro
    Huh? H-Hey, doesn't that mean...
[07:47] Jiro
    No, wait, wait. Hang on just a sec.
[07:50] Akari
    What?
[07:51] Jiro
    Reaching A-rank means... you and I...
[07:57] Akari
    Dinner's ready.
[07:59] Jiro
    Looks delicious.
[08:02] Jiro
    B-But wouldn't that be kinda dangerous?
[08:08] Akari
    What're you getting all
    embarrassed about, Virgin-kun?
[08:12] Akari
    Even if we do things like this...
[08:14] Akari
    everything's totally fine!
[08:16] Jiro
    H-H-H-H-Her breasts! Breasts!
    What is this soft yet firm warmth?!
[08:20] Akari
    I'll try my very best to be
    the perfect wife for you.
[08:23] Akari
    I'm counting on you.
[08:24] Jiro
    W-W-Wait, please!
    You're really o-okay with a guy like me?
[08:31] Akari
    Look! It worked!
[08:33] Akari
    Let's keep it going!
[08:36] Jiro
    S-S-Sorry! This is my first
    time doing anything like this.
[08:39] Jiro
    I'm thirsty. I'm going to
    go buy something to drink.
[08:42] Akari
    Then I'll have a strawberry milk.
[08:44] Jiro
    What?
[08:45] Akari
    We're married!
    You'll buy it for me, won't you?
[08:48] Jiro
    Fine.
[08:57] Akari
    I just don't want any other
    girl to take Minami-kun away.
[09:01] Akari
    I have to try my hardest.
[09:04] Akari
    This is my first time doing
    all of this, too, you know...
[09:11] Shiori
    Thank you for going along
    with my selfish request.
[09:21] Jiro
    Seriously?!
[09:23] Shiori
    I'm glad I was paired with you, Tenjin-kun.
[09:26] Minami
    I'm glad it was you, too, Sakurazaka-san.
[09:28] Minami
    So let's use first names, Shiori.
[09:30] Shiori
    R-Right, Minami-kun.
[09:36] Jiro
    What's with me?
[09:37] Jiro
    I thought I didn't care if anything
    happened between me and Sakurazaka!
[09:46] Akari
    Hello! Are you gonna sit here moping forever?
SIGN    m0 0 l 90 0 l 90 28 l 0 28
SIGN    Jiro
[09:49] Akari
    "I mean, I'm up against
    Tenjin Minami-kun here!"
[09:52] Akari
    "A killjoy virgin like me doesn't
    stand a chance against him!"
[09:54] Jiro
    Don't give me a voiceover!
[09:56] Jiro
    I'm seriously depressed here.
    Please just leave me alone.
[09:59] Akari
    Well, then...
[10:01] Akari
    Cheer up.
[10:04] Jiro
    D-D-Don't make fun of people like that!
[10:08] Akari
    I'm not making fun of you.
[10:09] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:10] Akari
    Come on. Let's actually,
    seriously pretend to be married.
[10:14] Akari
    If we reach A-rank, we'll get a happy ending.
[10:17] Akari
    And it'll be good practice for the
    real thing. What do we have to lose?
[10:20] Jiro
    The r-real thing? I would never...
[10:27] Akari
    Being mopey and indecisive
    won't get you anywhere.
[10:33] Akari
    Right?
[10:36] Jiro
    I can't help it. It's not like I've got the
    abundance of experience that you do.
[10:40] Akari
    What?!
[10:41] Akari
    That's got nothing to do with anything!
[10:43] Akari
    When you do something,
    you've gotta go all-in!
[10:46] Akari
    Do you wanna be Virgin-kun forever?
[10:54] Jiro
    I'll get it.
[10:56] Jiro
    Hey.
[10:57] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, are you free?
    Wanna go to Aniroad?
[10:59] Jiro
    Yeah, I'll go! Let's go now!
[11:01] Jiro
    That's what's going on,
    so I'll see you later.
[11:04] Akari
    Hang on.
[11:05] Jiro
    Huh?
[11:06] Akari
    You're leaving when we have negative points?
[11:08] Jiro
    Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
[11:10] Akari
    It's obvious, isn't it?
[11:12] Akari
    A goodbye kiss.
[11:15] Jiro
    Do you mean "kisu," the fish
    that tastes good as tempura?
[11:17] Akari
    What?!
[11:18] Akari
    I'm talking about a goodbye kiss!
[11:21] Jiro
    Ki—
[11:23] Jiro
    Wha?!
[11:24] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, are you ready yet?
[11:25] Akari
    I guess Virgin-kun wouldn't
    be able to manage it.
[11:28] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, aren't you ready yet?
[11:30] Akari
    You are just a virgin, after all.
[11:32] Kamo
    Jiro! Get out here now!
[11:34] Akari
    I guess you'll never have that kind of
    relationship, so you can't help it.
[11:36] Akari
    You two virgins should go have fun together.
[11:38] Kamo
    Jiro, did you die?! Or are you dead?!
[11:41] Jiro
    Don't get mad at me later, okay?
[11:57] Kamo
    What took you so long?
[11:59] Kamo
    If we were at war, I'd be dead already.
[12:00] Jiro
    Sorry.
[12:02] Jiro
    Crap. I let her rile me up.
[12:04] Jiro
    She was treating me like an idiot!
[12:12] Akari
    N-No one said anything about
    it being on the lips...
[12:19] Shiori
    Jiro-kun. Jiro-kun!
[12:25] Jiro
    Shiori?
[12:26] Shiori
    If you don't wake up, I'll give you a kiss!
[12:29] Jiro
    Then I'm not waking up.
[12:31] Jiro
    Kiss me.
[12:35] Shiori
    You really are hopeless. Honestly.
[12:38] Shiori
    Take that, and that, and that!
[12:41] Akari
    What do you mean, "kiss me"?
[12:44] Akari
    Get up and come help me get things ready.
[12:47] Jiro
    Huh? I-It's morning?
[12:52] Jiro
    Crap! I fell asleep here last night?
[12:52] Akari
    And don't forget the reason
    we're acting married.
[12:55] Jiro
    Her lips sure were soft...
[12:58] Jiro
    No, wait! Shiori's the one I like!
[13:01] Akari
    Hey!
[13:03] Akari
    Are you still sitting there?!
[13:04] Akari
    I'll knock you into orbit!
[13:07] Jiro
    Y-Yes, ma'am! Sorry!
SIGN    One Week Later
[13:10] Jiro
    As all this went on, a week passed.
SIGN    Faculty Office
[13:13] Jiro
    Excuse me.
[13:22] Homeroom Teacher
    What's this?
[13:23] Homeroom Teacher
    You had class duty today, Yakuin-kun?
[13:26] Jiro
    The guy who does asked me to take the
    morning shift because he had stuff to do.
[13:30] Homeroom Teacher
    I see. Perfect timing.
[13:32] Homeroom Teacher
    Come to the faculty office with
    Watanabe-san after school today.
[13:36] Jiro
    What?
[13:37] Homeroom Teacher
    Make sure both husband and wife come.
[13:39] Jiro
    Okay, I will.
[13:52] Jiro
    It must be going well
    between Shiori and Tenjin.
[13:56] Shiori
    I haven't been there yet.
[13:56] Jiro
    I thought that if I acted like this, she
    might worry about me and say something,
[13:58] Mei
    Really? Then let's go.
    I just know you'll like it.
[14:01] Jiro
    but she hasn't.
[14:02] Jiro
    And just thinking that way shows
    how gloomy I am, right?
[14:03] Shiori
    I'd love to go!
[14:04] Mei
    Okay, it's settled, then!
[14:05] Jiro
    That back there was probably...
[14:07] Shiori
    Hey!
[14:08] Minami
    What is it, Shiori?
[14:10] Shiori
    You don't mind, do you?
    We're married, after all!
[14:12] Minami
    It's fine with me, but what about him?
[14:15] Shiori
    You mean Jiro-kun?
[14:17] Shiori
    It's no problem at all!
    He's just an old friend.
[14:20] Shiori
    You're so cool, and you help me move forward.
[14:23] Jiro
    My own imaginings are making me cry.
[14:33] Jiro
    It's raining? I don't have an umbrella.
[14:36] Kamo
    Don't worry. I have one.
[14:39] Jiro
    I have to share an umbrella with you?
[14:41] Kamo
    No complaining!
[14:43] Jiro
    Man, today was just another dull day.
[14:46] Kamo
    I had a good day, though.
[14:48] Kamo
    My free morning gacha pull got me an
    S-rare card in a school swimsuit costume.
[14:51] Jiro
    That's thanks to me, right?
[14:53] Jiro
    Buy me something.
[14:54] Kamo
    Can't. I started saving
    up for Marin-chan today.
[14:57] Jiro
    There it is again. Hashimoto Marin.
[14:59] Kamo
    Use honorifics for other
    people's girlfriends!
[15:01] Jiro
    Marin-san.
[15:02] Kamo
    Very good.
[15:03] Kamo
    In the story for this event,
    Marin-chan makes omelet rice for you,
[15:08] Kamo
    and it was so good!
[15:09] Kamo
    The taste of it maxed out my love meter!
[15:11] Kamo
    "You can't possibly know how
    a JPEG tastes," you say?
[15:14] Kamo
    Fool! A JPEG is meant to be
    savored with the occipital lobe!
[15:17] Jiro
    Stop for a sec.
SIGN    Occipital Lobe
SIGN    Parietal Lobe
SIGN    Frontal Lobe
SIGN    Temporal Lobe
[15:18] Kamo
    By the way, this is the part I mean.
[15:20] Akari
    Move!
[15:21] Akari
    Move! You're in the way!
[15:24] Akari
    I might be late today.
[15:26] Jiro
    Okay... Why?
[15:28] Akari
    I'm going to karaoke,
    and Minami-kun is coming!
[15:30] Jiro
    Oh, is that so?
[15:32] Akari
    Later!
[15:35] Jiro
    Wait! Wait, Watanabe.
[15:37] Akari
    What is it?
[15:38] Jiro
    I just remembered. The teacher said
    we need to go to the faculty office.
[15:42] Jiro
    It's about the practical.
[15:43] Akari
    Oh... I guess we have no choice, then.
[15:47] Akari
    Take care of it solo, 'kay?
[15:48] Jiro
    Hey!
[15:50] Jiro
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[15:52] Jiro
    This really was the worst day ever.
[15:54] Kamo
    To hell with that!
[15:56] Kamo
    Your childhood friend is
    the pure, sweet type,
[15:58] Kamo
    and your mock wife is a hot gyaru?!
[15:59] Kamo
    You've got a flower in each hand!
[16:01] Kamo
    Are you the hero of a
    harem anime or something?!
[16:02] Jiro
    Oh, shut up.
[16:04] Kamo
    I could live on the carbon dioxide
    Akari-chan exhales, personally.
[16:07] Jiro
    If anything, I am carbon dioxide itself.
[16:10] Kamo
    Huh?
[16:11] Jiro
    Meaning no one needs me.
SIGN    Faculty Office
[16:14] Homeroom Teacher
    No, it's absolutely necessary.
[16:16] Homeroom Teacher
    The marriage practical isn't playing
    at being friends. It's coursework.
[16:20] Homeroom Teacher
    It's necessary for graduation.
SIGN    71st
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
SIGN    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    72nd
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Kaizuka Yoshitake
SIGN    Nakahara Miyako
[16:22] Homeroom Teacher
    Your score hasn't gone up or down
    for a week. It's stayed at zero.
[16:26] Homeroom Teacher
    At this rate, you really
    won't be able to graduate.
[16:28] Homeroom Teacher
    Talk things over with Watanabe-san so that
    you can strive to be a happily married couple.
SIGN    Unlimited Time
SIGN    Karaoke
     30 minutes
     100 yen
     Unlimited Time
     1000 yen
[16:35] Akari
    Minami-kun, you're super good at this!
[16:37] Akari
    And your English is so good! I was surprised!
[16:39] Minami
    Thanks. But there aren't
    many songs I can sing.
[16:40] Natsumi
    My voice is all hoarse already.
[16:41] Sachi
    Wanna sing together?
[16:43] Sachi
    Of course you can!
[16:43] Minami
    What did you pick, Watanabe?
[16:45] Sachi
    Go, Akari!
[16:45] Akari
    Oh, this is it! Higashino Kana-chan!
[16:48] Minami
    Here.
[16:48] Natsumi
    Huh? I don't know if I can keep singing.
[16:49] Minami
    I've heard you sing before. You're good.
[16:51] Akari
    Really?
[16:53] Akari
    Then maybe I'll give it my best this time.
[16:59] Jiro
    This rain just isn't stopping.
[17:01] Jiro
    It's easy to say to try to be
    a happily married couple,
[17:04] Jiro
    but she's probably off having
    fun with her real love interest.
[17:08] Akari
    Hey, Akari is tired from singing.
[17:13] Akari
    Why don't we go take a little
    breather in the next room?
[17:16] Jiro
    What am I thinking?!
[17:20] Jiro
    There's no helping it.
[17:21] Jiro
    I'll just deal with getting wet,
[17:22] Jiro
    buy dinner from a convenience
    store, and head home.
[17:25] Shiori
    Oh? You're still here at school?
[17:28] Jiro
    Shio— Sakurazaka?!
    What are you doing here so late?
[17:31] Shiori
    We had a committee meeting today.
[17:33] Shiori
    May I sit next to you?
[17:34] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[17:39] Shiori
    This rain isn't letting up, huh?
[17:41] Jiro
    Do you have an umbrella?
[17:43] Shiori
    I forgot it!
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    suffered near-fatal damage.
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[17:46] Jiro
    I-I see.
[17:49] Shiori
    Eek!
[17:55] Shiori
    Oh, I was mistaken.
[17:57] Shiori
    Sorry. I thought there was a bug.
[17:59] Jiro
    Oh, yeah, it's easy to mistake
    that doodle for a bug.
[18:02] Shiori
    When I got here this morning,
    there was a huge one.
[18:05] Shiori
    I thought it might've come back.
[18:06] Shiori
    I'm really sorry.
[18:08] Jiro
    It's fine. I was surprised, that's all.
[18:10] Jiro
    Wait, then was that...
[18:14] (Flashback) Bug
    Bug!
[18:16] Jiro
    Hey, Sakurazaka...
[18:18] Shiori
    I hate that.
[18:19] Jiro
    Huh?
[18:20] Shiori
    It makes me feel lonely.
[18:23] Shiori
    I want you to call me "Shiori" like you used to.
[18:29] Shiori
    Won't you?
[18:30] Jiro
    Wh-What's going on? What's this mean?
[18:34] Jiro
    I don't really get it,
    but there's one thing I do know...
[18:36] Jiro
    This is the time for me to be brave!
[18:40] Jiro
    Sh-Sh-Shio—
[18:42] Minami
    Shiori.
[18:44] Akari
    Minami-kun?
[18:47] Shiori
    But I thought you were going
    to be out late doing karaoke.
[18:52] Minami
    I remembered seeing your collapsible
    umbrella in the entryway.
[18:56] Minami
    Oh, but...
[18:57] Jiro
    Th-That's great! I'm gonna
    try waiting a little longer.
[19:01] Jiro
    You should go on ahead.
[19:03] Shiori
    But...
[19:04] Jiro
    I'll be fine.
[19:07] Jiro
    See you tomorrow, Sakurazaka.
[19:11] Shiori
    Yeah.
[19:32] Akari
    Here.
[19:35] Akari
    What sort of expression is that?
[19:41] Akari
    Ugh!
[19:42] Akari
    What's there to enjoy about
    sharing an umbrella with you?
[19:46] Akari
    And why didn't you go off somewhere with
    Sakurazaka-san so it'd be just the two of you?
[19:51] Akari
    If you had, I'd be sharing an umbrella
    with Minami-kun right about now.
[19:56] Jiro
    Sorry.
[19:58] Akari
    Do you really have any
    intention of snagging that girl?
[20:02] Jiro
    Sorry.
[20:05] Akari
    Hey!
[20:08] Akari
    No giving up!
[20:10] Akari
    For both my sake and yours.
[20:13] Akari
    Understand?
[20:14] Jiro
    Yesh.
[20:16] Akari
    Very good.
[20:19] Jiro
    This is probably Watanabe's way
    of being considerate of me.
[20:23] Jiro
    I really am such a loser.
[20:25] Akari
    Is the rain starting to let up?
[20:27] Jiro
    It might be.
[20:28] Akari
    Actually, I'm starving.
[20:31] Jiro
    Should we drop by a convenience
    store for dinner?
[20:33] Akari
    No.
[20:37] Akari
    It's fine.
[20:42] Akari
    Here you go!
[20:45] Jiro
    It's real omelet rice!
[20:47] Akari
    Looks delicious, doesn't it?
[20:49] Jiro
    Y-Yeah!
[20:53] Akari
    Wait!
[20:54] Akari
    You have to move slowly, okay?
[20:56] Akari
    You can't let it spurt out too quickly.
[20:59] Akari
    Oh, not there!
[21:01] Akari
    Be a little more gentle...
[21:03] Akari
    Yes, that's so good.
SIGN    Love
[21:11] Akari
    I filled it with my love. Please, enjoy.
[21:15] Jiro
    I-I will, thank you!
[21:19] Jiro
    It's good!
[21:21] Akari
    Of course it is!
[21:24] Akari
    I'll have some, too.
[21:25] Jiro
    Wait!
[21:29] Jiro
    Here, say "ah."
[21:35] Akari
    No way. I'm not doing that.
[21:37] Jiro
    C'mon! Just go with it, please!
[21:39] Jiro
    This is super embarrassing for me!
[21:42] Jiro
    Damn it. I'm never doing this again.
[21:50] Akari
    It's delicious! That's my cooking for you!
[22:05] Jiro
    Really? Marin-san made
    curry omelet rice for you?
SIGN    Jiro
[22:09] Jiro
    Thanks for the save.
[22:10] Kamo
    Huh? What's that mean?
[22:11] Jiro
    What was that? Why is...
[22:12] Kamo
    What did I save you from?
[22:14] Akari
    ...my heart pounding so fast?
[22:17] Jiro; Akari
    I don't get it.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
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SIGN    Jiro "Every night before taking a bath, Watanabe emerges from her
     room with an even sexier expression than usual. Why could that be?"
[23:50] Jiro
    Every night before taking a bath,
[23:52] Jiro
    Watanabe emerges from her room with
    an even sexier expression than usual.
[23:55] Jiro
    Why could that be?
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SIGN    Jiro "The mystery was quickly solved."
[23:56] Jiro
    The mystery was quickly solved.
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SIGN    Akari "Unh......... Unh......... Mmm........."
[24:00] Jiro
    Th-That voice...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 480 0 l 480 66 l 0 66
SIGN    Jiro "Th......... That voice.........
     My body moved of its own accord, despite knowing it was wrong..."
[24:02] Jiro
    My body moved of its own accord,
    despite knowing it was wrong...
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SIGN    Jiro "Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed at myself for imagining differently!"
[24:04] Jiro
    Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed
    at myself for imagining differently!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Imagined, but Not Real.
[24:08] Jiro
    Next time, "Imagined, but Not Real."

Season 1

E2 - Imagined, but Not Real.

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[00:06] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[00:07] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[00:14] Jiro
    Shiori? What happened? Why are you all wet?
[00:16] Shiori
    Jiro-kun!
[00:21] Shiori
    I feel so alone.
[00:23] Shiori
    Please, won't you stay with me?
[00:27] Jiro
    Shiori.
[00:29] Shiori
    Jiro-kun.
[00:32] Akari
    Yakuin? Yakuin?
[00:37] Akari
    Yakuin!
[00:41] Jiro
    Damn it. It turned out to be a dream again.
[00:43] Akari
    Come on, hurry up!
    I know you're awake, Yakuin!
[00:48] Jiro
    I can't go through this every single...
[00:52] Akari
    Just for tonight... stay with me.
[00:56] Jiro
    Huh?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:32] Linda
    Steve? Where are you?
[02:35] Linda
    Come on.
[02:37] Linda
    Steve?
[02:43] Linda
    Steve?
[02:46] Linda
    Are you in there?
[02:47] Linda
    Are you all right?
[02:53] Jiro
    Is there really any reason to watch
    horror movies so late at night?
[02:56] Akari
    It's so we can reach A-rank.
[02:59] Jiro
    Huh?
[03:00] Akari
    Natsumi told me that
[03:02] Akari
    if you watch horror movies together,
    you can get a lot of points!
[03:06] Akari
    Huh? Why'd you turn it off?
[03:09] Jiro
    I just... don't think the
    horror plan is gonna work.
[03:12] Akari
    Stop it!
[03:13] Jiro
    "Stop it"?
[03:15] Akari
    We're gonna overcome the fear
    together and earn some points!
[03:18] Akari
    And then we're gonna achieve
    A-rank and swap partners!
[03:22] Akari
    You want to be paired with
    Sakurazaka-san, don't you?
[03:24] Jiro
    Well, yeah, if it's possible.
[03:26] Akari
    Then to make the plan more effective...
[03:29] Akari
    Wear this!
[03:32] Akari
    I bought these at a sale!
[03:34] Akari
    Twinsies pajamas!
[03:35] Jiro
    No way! I can't!
[03:37] Akari
    What? Why?
[03:38] Jiro
    You have to ask?!
[03:39] Akari
    It's something married
    couples would do, right?
[03:41] Akari
    Apparently, we can earn
    points just by wearing them.
[03:44] Akari
    And look! If you put them
    side-by-side, it makes a heart!
[03:47] Jiro
    I'm amazed you were able
    to buy a design like that.
[03:49] Akari
    Going overboard in every way
    is exactly what we need to do.
[03:53] Akari
    Come on. Hurry up and put it on.
[03:55] Jiro
    Really?
[03:57] Jiro
    She used her own money
    for something like this?
[04:00] Jiro
    I don't get it.
[04:01] Jiro
    She's been all fired up since the day
    she went to karaoke with Tenjin.
[04:06] Jiro
    Something must have happened
    between them that night.
[04:10] Jiro
    I mean, not that it matters!
[04:12] Jiro
    Why am I acting like it bothers me?
[04:16] Jiro
    Wh-What is it?
[04:18] Akari
    Face the other way.
    I'm going to change.
[04:21] Jiro
    What?
[04:22] Jiro
    Here?!
[04:24] Akari
    I'm changing now.
[04:28] Jiro
    Damn it. That's a gyaru for you.
[04:30] Jiro
    No need to hesitate since she
    has so much experience, I guess?
[04:33] Jiro
    Well, if she's gonna be that way,
    then fine. I'll put it on.
[04:36] Jiro
    She probably doesn't even
    count me as a man, anyway.
[04:46] Jiro
    A blackout?
[04:47] Jiro
    I can't see anything.
[04:48] Jiro
    Hey, Watanabe! Are you...
[04:51] Jiro
    okay?
[04:55] Jiro
    What?!
[04:57] Jiro
    Is this even possible?
[04:59] Jiro
    Hang on. What is this... softness...
    pressing up... against my chest...
[05:02] Jiro
    Huh? What... part of her... is that?
[05:04] Jiro
    Wait, this is bad!
[05:05] Jiro
    If I don't move my hips back,
    my zombie will...
[05:09] Jiro
    Don't beep at me right now, damn it!
[05:13] Jiro
    Watanabe?
[05:15] Jiro
    She's so scared, and I'm just...
[05:19] Jiro
    Sorry. I'll get my cell phone light and—
[05:21] Akari
    Wait!
[05:21] Akari
    Not now!
[05:28] Akari
    Jerk! Don't look at me
    when I'm crying, you perv!
[05:30] Akari
    Yeah, I'm scared! Got a problem with that?!
[05:32] Akari
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[05:34] Jiro
    C-Calm down! I didn't see it!
[05:36] Jiro
    I barely saw your face at all!
[05:42] Jiro
    It's not working.
[05:44] Jiro
    We can't get into our rooms
    until the power comes back on.
[05:48] Akari
    Hey...
[05:49] Akari
    If you can't fix it, then hurry
    up and get back over here.
[05:53] Jiro
    Yeah, fine.
[05:56] Jiro
    She's so scared, and yet
    she's still bossing me around.
[05:59] Jiro
    She really doesn't think much of me at all.
[06:04] Jiro
    Though...
[06:04] Jiro
    Seeing Watanabe like this is
    super rare, so I guess it's fine.
[06:08] Jiro
    Also...
[06:09] Jiro
    Why is she pressed up against me?!
[06:11] Akari
    Hey, say something fun.
[06:13] Jiro
    Here come the unreasonable
    demands of a party girl!
[06:16] Akari
    Come on, don't you have anything?
[06:18] Akari
    If you can't tell a fun story or two,
    girls will never like you.
[06:22] Jiro
    This little...
[06:24] Akari
    Come on. What's wrong, Killjoy-kun?
[06:27] Jiro
    Long, long ago, in a far-off land...
[06:30] Akari
    Seriously? A fairy tale?
[06:33] Jiro
    There was an old well that even
    the elderly couple living nearby
[06:37] Jiro
    would never, ever go near.
[06:41] Akari
    Hang on...
[06:42] Jiro
    There was a legend about that old well.
[06:46] Jiro
    On stormy nights, when thunder
    and lightning crash...
[06:49] Jiro
    There, beside the well,
    where no one should be,
[06:52] Jiro
    stands the ghost of a woman with long hair...
[06:56] Jiro
    Huh? Watanabe-san? Um...
[07:00] Jiro
    Why'd you go all quiet?
[07:02] Jiro
    Are you going to suddenly jump
    at me and scream to freak me out?
[07:05] Jiro
    Wait, you didn't think that
    was actually scary, did you?
[07:08] Akari
    Vermin. Virgin. Go die and let the worms in.
[07:10] Jiro
    Her insults rhyme like she's rapping!
[07:14] Jiro
    Sorry.
[07:15] Jiro
    Seeing you scared was just so
    unexpected, I couldn't help it.
[07:19] Akari
    Minami-kun wouldn't have done that.
    He'd have been nice to me.
[07:23] Jiro
    I really am sorry.
[07:26] Akari
    But you know...
[07:27] Akari
    There's no one else here right now but you.
[07:33] Akari
    Would it kill you to let me
    depend on you a little? Meanie.
[07:37] Jiro
    She's so cu—
[07:41] Jiro
    That was close!
[07:42] Jiro
    What was that?! What is she after?
[07:45] Jiro
    Is she just messing with a virgin?!
[07:48] Jiro
    My face is on fire!
[07:50] Jiro
    It's gotta be bright red right now!
[07:52] Jiro
    I'm so glad it's dark.
[07:54] Akari
    Oh! I found it!
[07:55] Akari
    It's a flameless aromatherapy candle.
[07:58] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:59] Akari
    Natsumi gave it to me today.
[08:03] (Flashback) Natsumi
    For our two-year anniversary
    of hanging out together!
[08:05] (Flashback) Natsumi
    It came in a set of three,
    so it was a bargain!
[08:13] Akari
    Oh, wow! It smells super nice!
[08:15] Jiro
    Ugh, it's so sweet.
[08:17] Akari
    I guess guys don't understand
    stuff like this.
[08:32] Jiro
    Watanabe.
[08:35] Akari
    Yeah?
[08:43] Jiro
    You're cute.
[08:49] Jiro
    What did I just say?
[08:52] Jiro
    I've lost my mind!
[08:54] Jiro
    Did she hear me?
    She heard me, didn't she?
[08:57] Jiro
    She's asleep! I'm safe!
[09:00] Jiro
    Seriously, though, she looks
    so cute when she's asleep.
[09:04] Jiro
    She tried to watch a horror movie,
    even though she doesn't like them.
[09:07] Jiro
    Pushing herself so hard must've worn her out.
[09:10] Akari
    Would it kill you to let me
    depend on you a little?
[09:15] Jiro
    What does it mean to let
    someone depend on you?
[09:18] Jiro
    What's it mean to be a married couple?
[09:21] Jiro
    Goodnight, Watanabe.
[09:32] Akari
    Stupid. What was all that supposed to mean?
[09:39] Jiro; Kamo
    Huh?
[09:39] Kamo
    Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
SIGN    11th
SIGN    Ogoori Yutaka
    
    Kamachi Izumi
SIGN    12th
SIGN     Yakuin Jiro
    
    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    13th
SIGN    Okubo Osamu
    
    Shuto Kyoko
[09:41] Kamo
    You've done pretty well there, my friend.
[09:45] Kamo
    To think that innocent
    little boy, Jiro-chan,
[09:48] Kamo
    and a gyaru of the highest rank are
    living as a B-ranked married couple.
[09:53] Kamo
    Your mama is so happy she's gonna cry.
[09:56] Jiro
    And what about you?
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    Kamo Sadaharu
    Kaneyama Satsuki
SIGN    Shingu Aoba
[09:59] Kamo
    I'm C-ranked this time,
    but it's not a problem.
[10:01] Kamo
    I'm aiming for A-rank next time!
[10:03] Kamo
    When you switch partners,
[10:05] Kamo
    the points for the two of you can
    be combined. It's a major bargain!
[10:08] Kamo
    Whoa...
[10:09] Jiro
    Watanabe...
[10:10] Akari
    No way.
[10:12] Akari
    E-rank?
[10:13] Jiro
    Huh?
SIGN    71st
SIGN    Shirono Honami
SIGN    71st
SIGN    Tenjin Minami
    Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN    71st
SIGN    Kaizuka Yoshitake
    Nakahara Miyako
[10:21] Jiro
    After that...
[10:24] Jiro
    I couldn't stop worrying about Shiori.
[10:28] Jiro
    But it wasn't like I could
    ask her anything directly.
[10:31] Jiro
    All I could do was vaguely wonder.
[10:34] Jiro
    It made me a little happy that things
    weren't working out with Tenjin,
[10:40] Jiro
    but no matter how well we acted
    like the perfect married couple,
[10:42] Jiro
    or how many points we earned...
[10:44] Jiro
    If Shiori and Tenjin weren't
    A-ranked, none of it mattered.
SIGN    Music Room
[11:03] Shiori
    You're really amazing, Mei-chan.
[11:05] Shiori
    You're good at sports,
    and you can play piano, too.
[11:08] Mei
    I just played it some a
    long time ago, that's all.
[11:11] Mei
    More importantly, are you
    feeling a little better?
[11:15] Shiori
    I thought you might have noticed.
[11:18] Mei
    Which reason is it?
[11:19] Mei
    That he's out with a cold?
[11:21] Mei
    Or is it about your married life?
[11:24] Shiori
    Well...
[11:25] Mei
    Both, huh?
[11:27] Shiori
    When it comes to my married
    life, I already know...
[11:31] Shiori
    that it's my own fault because I'm
    not good with people I don't know.
[11:38] Jiro
    Ugh, this is such a drag.
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Forgot my key.
    Let me in when I ring the intercom.
SIGN    Don't keep me waiting
[11:46] Jiro
    All right, all right.
[11:48] Jiro
    I'm sick here, you know...
[11:51] (Flashback) Akari
    I'm gonna hang out with my friends today.
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Forgot my key.
    Let me in when I ring the intercom.
SIGN    Don't keep me waiting
SIGN    You got it
[11:54] Jiro
    Shouldn't we be using a day
    like this to rack up points?
[11:58] Jiro
    If it were Shiori, would she
    be kind and look after me?
[12:06] Shiori
    Say "ah."
[12:09] Jiro
    What am I, a middle-schooler?!
[12:12] Jiro
    It's not for real, but we are married.
[12:14] Jiro
    You could come home early for
    me, couldn't you, Watanabe?
[12:20] Jiro
    Huh? For real?
[12:24] Jiro
    No. No, no way.
[12:27] Jiro
    Why does this make me
    feel a little bit happy?
[12:31] Jiro
    Y-You're back early, Watanabe...
[12:33] Shiori
    Oh, good! You're awake!
[12:36] Shiori
    How's your cold?
[12:41] Jiro
    Shio—
[12:42] Jiro
    Sakurazaka?
[12:45] Server
    Thank you for waiting.
[12:46] Natsumi
    The pancakes are here!
[12:48] Natsumi
    They look tasty!
[12:49] Sachi
    I guess we should dig in.
[12:52] Sachi
    What's wrong, Akari?
[12:54] Sachi
    You're the one who said you wanted these.
[12:57] Akari
    Huh? Oh... Yeah!
[12:59] Akari
    They look delicious.
[13:00] Natsumi
    I bet you were thinking
    about Minami-kun, right?
[13:04] Akari
    Huh?
[13:04] Sachi
    That's pretty much the only thing
    Akari thinks about so seriously.
[13:08] Akari
    Forget about that! Let's just eat, okay?
[13:10] Akari; Natsumi; Sachi
    Let's eat!
[13:13] Natsumi
    Hey, did you know? Apparently, these
    pancakes are called "a prince's kiss."
[13:18] Sachi
    What? That's hilarious.
[13:20] Natsumi
    The texture of the edge is supposed
    to be as soft as someone's lips.
[13:27] Akari
    No, no, no! It's not like that at all!
[13:30] Sachi
    Akari? Why are you so dead-set on denying it?
[13:34] Natsumi
    Wait, don't tell me that
    after that night at karaoke...
[13:38] Natsumi
    You and Minami-kun went and did it?
[13:40] Akari
    O-Of course not.
[13:44] Akari
    Ugh... Why am I even thinking about him?
[13:48] Jiro
    I was surprised, is all.
    I never expected you to come over.
[13:52] Jiro
    Thanks for buying all this stuff for me.
[13:56] Shiori
    No, it was Watanabe-san, actually.
[13:58] Shiori
    She said, "I have stuff to do,
    so would you look after Jiro-kun?"
[14:02] Shiori
    And I was worried, too, so here I am.
[14:05] Jiro
    Watanabe said that?
[14:06] Shiori
    Yeah. Should we replace
    your forehead compress?
[14:09] Jiro
    Thank you, Watanabe!
[14:11] Jiro
    Shiori really came to my room!
[14:15] Shiori
    Do you remember back when
    we were in elementary school?
[14:20] Shiori
    When I stayed home with a cold,
[14:23] Shiori
    you brought me our class handouts.
[14:26] Shiori
    You changed the cold
    compress on my forehead.
[14:29] Shiori
    It made me so happy!
[14:33] Jiro
    I-Is that what happened?
[14:35] Shiori
    All right, I'll put it on.
[14:36] Shiori
    Give me your forehead.
[14:39] Jiro
    Uh, s-sure.
[14:42] Shiori
    Don't move, now.
[14:45] Jiro
    Sh-Sh-She's so cute!
[14:49] Server
    There. All done.
[14:50] Jiro
    Th-Thanks.
[14:52] Shiori
    No problem.
[14:53] Shiori
    I'm glad to see you're doing
    better than I thought.
[14:56] Shiori
    I'm going to borrow your kitchen, okay?
[14:58] Jiro
    Sure.
[15:09] Jiro
    If she does stuff like this for me...
[15:12] Jiro
    I'm gonna get the wrong idea again.
[15:15] Jiro
    Just like I did back then.
[15:17] Jiro
    In the summer of our second
    year of middle school,
[15:19] Jiro
    when Shiori had to change schools because
    her dad got transferred at work,
[15:23] Jiro
    I had intended to confess my feelings to her.
[15:27] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Oh, so you're transferring
    to a private school.
[15:30] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Yeah.
[15:31] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Shiori, I—
[15:33] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Say, Jiro-kun...
[15:34] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Even if we're apart...
[15:37] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Will you always stay my friend?
[15:43] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Yeah. I will.
[15:47] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Nothing's gonna change.
[15:50] Jiro
    I suddenly got scared, so I
    chickened out on confessing to her,
[15:55] Jiro
    but I think it was for the best in the end.
[15:58] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[16:01] Jiro
    Huh? Oh, sorry! I zoned out...
[16:04] Shiori
    I made some rice porridge.
    Do you think you can eat?
[16:07] Jiro
    For real?
[16:08] Shiori
    Yeah.
[16:08] Jiro
    Yes! I'll eat it! I'll eat it
    with tremendous gratitude!
[16:12] Jiro
    Oh, man! Shiori's cooking!
[16:14] Jiro
    This is the best thing I've
    ever tasted in my whole life!
[16:17] Shiori
    I'm so glad. It looks like
    you're able to eat on your own.
[16:20] Jiro
    Huh? Uh...
[16:22] Shiori
    Say "ah"!
[16:25] Jiro
    Oh, crap! If I hadn't dug right in,
    I'd have had the chance for her to feed me.
[16:30] Shiori
    Are you all right?
[16:31] Jiro
    I-It's nothing.
[16:34] Jiro
    It's so delicious, it's making me cry.
[16:36] Shiori
    Oh, I'm so glad!
[16:39] Jiro
    Thanks for the porridge.
[16:40] Shiori
    I'm glad you liked it.
[16:43] Jiro
    Must be nice to be Tenjin.
[16:45] Jiro
    He gets to eat your cooking every day.
[16:48] Shiori
    We take turns doing the cooking.
[16:50] Shiori
    We rotate every day.
[16:52] Jiro
    R-Really? Wow, Tenjin can cook, too?
[16:56] Jiro
    No wonder Watanabe's
    always squeeing over him.
[16:58] Jiro
    My cooking is truly catastrophic,
[17:01] Jiro
    so I just leave it all to Watanabe.
[17:04] Jiro
    Despite how she looks,
    she's really good at it.
[17:06] Jiro
    Unexpected, right?
[17:07] Jiro
    I mean, I do the other housework
    to make up for it, though.
[17:11] Shiori
    That's right.
[17:13] Shiori
    Everything's going well
    between you and her, huh?
[17:17] Jiro
    Hey, um, Sakurazaka...
[17:20] Jiro
    I saw your ranking...
[17:22] Jiro
    and if there's anything
    I can do, just say it.
[17:25] Jiro
    I'll help you.
[17:28] Jiro
    Sorry, Shiori.
[17:30] Jiro
    I'm pretending to be a nice guy, when
    really, this is all for my own sake.
[17:35] Jiro
    Because I want to live with you.
[17:38] Shiori
    Thank you, Jiro-kun.
[17:40] Shiori
    I don't feel comfortable around boys...
[17:43] Shiori
    I am trying,
[17:46] Shiori
    but when I think about being "married,"
    I can't help getting anxious,
[17:49] Shiori
    and I put distance between us.
[17:51] Jiro
    I see.
[17:52] Shiori
    I also think it might have been
    better if you were my husband.
[17:59] Shiori
    Just kidding!
[18:01] Shiori
    Watanabe-san will be coming
    home soon, won't she?
[18:04] Shiori
    I'll go wash the dishes.
[18:06] Jiro
    It's okay!
[18:07] Jiro
    I-I know you can do it!
[18:09] Jiro
    You can do it, Shiori!
[18:12] Jiro
    I've been your friend since we were little,
    so I can vouch for all your good points!
[18:16] Jiro
    So have confidence in yourself!
[18:18] Shiori
    Th-Thank—
[18:19] Jiro
    Sorry!
[18:21] Jiro
    Crap! She was totally weirded out by that!
[18:23] Jiro
    Shiori was really,
    really weirded out by that!
[18:26] Jiro
    Don't get all excited and
    lunge at her, you virgin!
[18:29] Jiro
    Oh, I just want to die now.
[18:38] Jiro
    And anyway...
[18:39] Jiro
    Shiori only came here because
    Watanabe asked her to.
[18:44] Jiro
    And once she gets used to Tenjin,
    things'll work out between them.
[18:47] Jiro
    Once Shiori stops being
    against the idea, I'm sure...
[18:54] Shiori
    Jiro-kun.
[18:55] Shiori
    Are you asleep?
[18:57] Shiori
    You finally called me by
    my first name like I asked.
[19:00] Shiori
    I was so happy my mind went blank.
[19:04] Shiori
    Say, Jiro-kun...
[19:08] Shiori
    I...
[19:14] Sachi
    So did you hear the rumor that
    Sakurazaka-san is avoiding Minami-kun?
[19:20] Natsumi
    I hear she's popular 'cause
    she's the pure, sweet type.
[19:23] Natsumi
    And it seems like she's not
    comfortable talking to guys.
[19:26] Sachi
    But Akarin and Killjoy-kun seem to
    be getting along pretty well, right?
[19:29] Sachi
    Maybe they've already done it.
[19:31] Natsumi
    No way. Virgin-kun could never go that far.
[19:35] Natsumi
    I'm more worried about Minami-kun.
[19:37] Natsumi
    She won't go near him now, but it'll
    be dangerous once she's used to him.
[19:40] Natsumi
    Sakurazaka-san's cute, after all.
[19:42] Natsumi
    If she makes a move with that face...
[19:44] Sachi
    Oh...
[19:45] Natsumi
    What're you gonna do, Akari?
[19:46] Natsumi
    Your husband's gonna get taken away.
[19:49] Akari
    Yeah.
[19:52] Akari
    Maybe.
[19:59] Shiori
    I shouldn't... right?
[20:02] Shiori
    We aren't married, so how could I?
[20:05] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Will you always stay my friend?
[20:09] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Yeah. I will.
[20:12] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Nothing's gonna change.
[20:15] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Oh, I'm so relieved!
[20:17] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    The place we're moving to
    isn't that far away,
[20:21] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    and I want to come back here sometimes.
[20:24] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    You know how the Christmas lights around
    the train station are really pretty?
[20:29] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    So I was thinking I'd like to
    see them again this year.
[20:32] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    And, um... if you wouldn't mind, Jiro-kun...
[20:37] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Shiori...
[20:37] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
    Sorry. I just remembered something
    I have to do, so I'm gonna go.
[20:42] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    Sure.
[20:44] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
    I'll see you later.
[20:46] Shiori
    Back then, I thought "later"
    would never come.
[20:51] Shiori
    But...
[20:53] Shiori
    If I tried my hardest again,
[20:55] Shiori
    would he hear me out to the end this time?
[21:03] Akari
    I'm back.
[21:09] Natsumi
    What're you gonna do, Akari?
[21:11] Natsumi
    Your husband's gonna get taken away.
[21:17] Akari
    Okay!
[21:18] Jiro
    Watanabe?
[21:19] Akari
    Where'd you come from?!
[21:20] Akari
    You scared me!
[21:22] Jiro
    S-Sorry. Um, I just wanted
    to talk for a minute.
[21:26] Akari
    What do you mean?
    Are you feeling better already?
[21:29] Jiro
    Uh, yeah. Thanks to you.
[21:32] Jiro
    Shiori—um, Sakurazaka came over
    because you asked her to, right?
[21:39] Akari
    I just thought that Virgin-kun would
    need someone to play mama for him.
[21:44] Jiro
    I'm...
[21:45] Jiro
    gonna do my best to be
    your husband, Watanabe.
[21:47] Akari
    Huh?
[21:49] Jiro
    I'll do even more to help you out so that
    things work out between you and Tenjin.
[21:54] Jiro
    For now, even though it was super
    brief, I got to live a nice dream.
[21:58] Jiro
    Thanks.
[22:00] Jiro
    I'll be going to school tomorrow,
    so I'm going to bed now.
[22:03] Jiro
    Goodnight.
[22:08] Akari
    Well, that's great, right?
[22:12] Akari
    So...
[22:14] Akari
    why do I feel so annoyed about it?
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Mei
    Sakurazaka Shiori is a pain in the neck.
[23:53] Mei
    All she does is fret over Yakuin.
[23:55] Mei
    Why would she ask me anything? I don't care.
[23:58] Mei
    But when our conversation was done,
    her reenergized expression
[24:02] Mei
    was really cute.
[24:04] Mei
    So I guess it's all good.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.
[24:06] Akari
    Next time,
[24:07] Akari
    "Broken Up, and Not Rekindled."

Season 1

E3 - Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.

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[00:03] Akari
    So do guys...
[00:05] Akari
    prefer girls like Sakurazaka-san
    who are earnest and family-oriented?
[00:09] Jiro
    Huh? Where's this coming from?
[00:12] Akari
    What do they like girls to do for them?
[00:14] Jiro
    There's no point in asking me, is there?
[00:17] Akari
    Really? But you said you'd help me, didn't you?
[00:21] Akari
    If you don't give me answers,
    you get nothing but rice.
[00:24] Jiro
    What?
[00:26] Akari
    Think about it seriously.
[00:28] Jiro
    All right. Things guys like
    having done for them, huh?
[00:31] Jiro
    Hmm...
[00:35] Jiro
    Making them lunch, maybe?
[00:37] Akari
    Lunch?
[00:39] Jiro
    Yup. A home-cooked boxed
    lunch filled with love.
[00:42] Akari
    Really?
[00:44] Jiro
    Especially from you,
    since no one would expect it.
[00:47] Akari
    No one would expect it, you say?
[00:49] Jiro
    S-Sorry!
[00:51] Akari
    But that might work!
    And you're gonna help me, right?
[00:55] Jiro
    I am?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:28] Jiro
    And so I began helping Watanabe
    with her boxed lunch strategy.
[02:51] Jiro
    This is a pretty extravagant dinner!
[02:54] Akari
    I want to choose the lineup
[02:55] Akari
    for the boxed lunch from among these,
    keeping the color variety in mind.
[03:01] Akari
    How is it?
[03:04] Jiro
    It's great!
[03:05] Jiro
    But I think I prefer my rolled omelets sweet.
[03:09] Akari
    Huh? I'm not asking about
    your preferences here.
[03:12] Akari
    Minami-kun has a mature vibe to him,
[03:14] Akari
    so rolled omelets with
    sugar in them won't work.
[03:17] Jiro
    Then don't ask me.
[03:20] Akari
    I'm really proud of the mini hamburger
    patties and this ohitashi salad.
[03:23] Jiro
    Yeah?
[03:25] Akari
    And I think I might need a
    rolled omelet pan after all...
[03:28] Kamo
    Whoa, what's that? It's not a home-cooked
    lunch from Akari-chan, is it?!
[03:32] Jiro
    Well, yeah.
[03:34] Kamo
    Seriously, Jiro-chan, you're way too blessed.
[03:36] Kamo
    It makes me want to ask,
    "O gods, have I done something wrong?"
[03:40] Jiro
    But you guys are doing fine, too.
[03:42] Kamo
    No way. There's no love there at all.
[03:44] Kamo
    But in the beginning, I'd get
    nervous just eating together.
[03:48] Hashimoto Marin
    Morning! I've been waiting for you!
SIGN    Hashimoto Marin
    "Morning! I've been waiting for you."
[03:50] Kamo
    It's already afternoon, though.
[03:52] Kamo
    Right now, both "good morning" and
    "goodnight" are just game functions.
[03:56] Kamo
    Like collecting login bonuses.
[03:59] Jiro
    Just be glad you even get bonuses.
[04:02] Jiro
    What?
[04:04] Kamo
    I don't want to hear that from
    a guy whose relationship chart
[04:08] Kamo
    looks like it's from an erotic manga.
[04:10] Kamo
    Hurry up and let that gyaru wife you live
    with wreck that factory-fresh unit of yours.
[04:14] Jiro
    Quit saying such disturbing things!
[04:16] Kamo
    And there it is!
[04:18] Kamo
    He's calling the lucky event of graduating
    from virgin status "disturbing"!
[04:22] Kamo
    Are you one of those harem manga leads who,
[04:24] Kamo
    for some reason, don't yield
    even when cornered by beauties?
[04:27] Kamo
    So, um, how is it really?
[04:30] Kamo
    D-Does stuff like that happen?
[04:32] Kamo
    Does it?
[04:32] Jiro
    No, it doesn't!
SIGN    Potato Star
SIGN    Lightly Salted
SIGN    So delicious you won't
    be able to stop!
[04:34] Jiro
    She only ever wears skimpy, flimsy clothes.
[04:37] Jiro
    I think I deserve praise for the
    self-restraint it takes to live with her!
[04:42] Akari
    Jiro!
[04:45] Jiro
    Let's stop talking about this already.
[04:47] Jiro
    We're eating,
[04:48] Jiro
    and besides, it'll make things awkward
    with Watanabe when I get home.
[04:52] Akari
    What about me?
[04:56] Akari
    What about Watanabe?
[04:58] Kamo
    Uh-oh. How much did you hear?
[05:01] Jiro
    G-Greetings. How are you this afternoon?
[05:03] Akari
    Huh?
[05:04] Jiro
    Uh, nothing. Sorry.
[05:06] Akari
    So it was something you
    feel the need to apologize for?
[05:09] Jiro
    No, um... W-We were talking
    about Tanabe-kun, and, um...
[05:14] Akari
    So how was the lunch I made?
[05:17] Jiro
    I-It was really good.
[05:19] Akari
    Huh? That's it?
[05:20] Jiro
    Um, the bacon-wrapped
    asparagus was awesome.
[05:23] Akari
    Good, good. What else?
[05:25] Jiro
    Well...
[05:27] Jiro
    I really do think I prefer
    my rolled omelets sweet.
[05:30] Akari
    I told you, I don't need
    to know your preferences.
[05:33] Jiro
    What? Then don't ask me.
[05:36] Akari
    There's other stuff you could tell me!
[05:37] Akari
    Like how it all looked together, or if it
    was okay after being in the box so long,
[05:41] Akari
    or what you thought of the taste!
[05:42] Jiro
    I told you what I thought of the taste!
[05:44] Akari
    I need answers that are more useful
    as reference, or there's no point!
[05:48] Kamo
    And now, a tanka...
[05:50] Kamo
    Standing before me
SIGN    Standing before me
    They force me to watch as they
    Have their lovers' spat
[05:52] Kamo
    They force me to watch as they
[05:53] Kamo
    Have their lovers' spat
SIGN    I am not envious, no
    Instead, I shall remember
    Kamo
[05:55] Kamo
    I am not envious, no
[05:56] Kamo
    Instead, I shall remember
[05:59] Kamo
    Kamo
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 50 l 0 50
SIGN    What do we need to do
    to defeat that guy?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 350 0 l 350 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Don't worry. I'm sure we'll win.
    Let's find our opponent's weakness.
[06:19] Jiro
    Morning.
[06:21] Jiro
    Wow, that's amazing!
[06:23] Akari
    Right? It's a boxed lunch for Minami-kun!
[06:26] Akari
    I thought I'd take it to the place
    where he works part-time.
[06:29] Jiro
    Oh, so it's the real test
    at last, huh? Sounds good.
[06:32] Jiro
    S-Sorry. It just looks so
    good, I couldn't help it.
[06:35] Akari
    I'm really proud of today's rolled omelets.
[06:38] Jiro
    Are you sure? It's for Tenjin, isn't it?
[06:40] Akari
    It's the end piece. It'll just
    end up leftover, anyway.
[06:51] Jiro
    Nope, still not sweet.
[06:54] Jiro
    The lunch that my mock wife
    makes belongs to Tenjin.
[06:59] Jiro
    But Tenjin's wife, Shiori,
    is the one I have feelings for.
[07:03] Jiro
    There really isn't any sweetness here.
[07:11] Akari
    Okay!
[07:12] Jiro
    Isn't it a little too showy?
[07:14] Akari
    It's better than looking boring, isn't it?
[07:17] Jiro
    How many hours did she spend
    dressing up to deliver one lunch?
[07:21] Jiro
    She'll be meeting a guy, right?
[07:23] Jiro
    Lots of things are showing.
[07:24] Jiro
    She seems a little... obvious.
[07:26] Jiro
    When she's out with me,
    she just wears whatever.
[07:29] Jiro
    She's never worn anything like that.
[07:31] Akari
    Yakuin?
[07:35] Akari
    U-Um... I'm gonna do my very best, okay?
[07:38] Akari
    So...
[07:42] Akari
    Yakuin...
[07:46] Akari
    Do the goodbye thing.
[07:49] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:52] Akari
    Like you did that other time.
[07:56] Jiro
    The "goodbye thing"? She can't mean...
[07:59] Akari
    Please, Yakuin?
[08:00] Jiro
    No, I-I can't! My heart isn't ready!
[08:03] Akari
    What? You're saying this now?
[08:05] Akari
    You said you'd cheer me on, didn't you?
[08:07] Jiro
    But you're going out to see Tenjin, right?
[08:09] Jiro
    Are you sure you want that... from me?
[08:12] Akari
    Moron.
[08:13] Akari
    It's yours I want, Yakuin.
[08:16] Akari
    It made me feel really safe that other time.
[08:19] Jiro
    Huh?
[08:22] Jiro
    If you say something like that
    with that look on your face...
[08:24] Jiro
    Any guy would get his hopes up!
[08:33] Jiro
    I-I'll get it.
[08:36] Jiro
    Yes?
[08:39] Jiro
    Shiori?
[08:41] Shiori
    Sorry for showing up unannounced.
[08:43] Shiori
    I'm so glad the two of you are home!
[08:45] Jiro
    Nah, I've never got anything to do.
[08:48] Akari
    He doesn't have many friends, after all.
[08:52] Shiori
    Oh, I brought apple pies.
    I kind of made too many.
[08:56] Akari
    Really?
[09:00] Jiro
    You made these?
[09:02] Akari
    Wow! They look delicious!
[09:04] Shiori
    Thanks. It was a request from Minami-kun.
[09:09] Shiori
    Minami-kun seems to like sweet things,
    so I made them to suit his tastes.
[09:13] Shiori
    I hope both of you like them, too.
[09:15] Jiro
    Really?
[09:17] Jiro
    Who would've thought, huh?
[09:20] Shiori
    Oh! How cute!
[09:23] Shiori
    A boxed lunch? Are you going
    on a picnic or something?
[09:25] Jiro
    No, that's... well, uh...
[09:29] Akari
    It's really amazing...
[09:34] Akari
    They look delicious.
[09:40] Shiori
    Taking a home-cooked lunch on a picnic?
[09:43] Shiori
    That seems lovely.
[09:49] Jiro
    Man, that was good.
[09:53] Jiro
    Thanks for such a feast.
[10:02] Jiro
    Come on, cheer up!
[10:03] Jiro
    Next time, you can go for a time
    when Tenjin's by himself. Right?
[10:07] Akari
    Minami-kun likes sweet things.
[10:11] Jiro
    That's right! You can research
    his favorite foods and—
[10:13] Akari
    What else do I have?
[10:16] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:18] Akari
    After what you said, I thought
    I could get by on my cooking.
[10:25] Jiro
    Watanabe is always so confident.
[10:26] Jiro
    This is the first time I've
    seen her so discouraged.
[10:29] Jiro
    She worked so hard.
[10:30] Jiro
    There's nothing to do about it now,
    but it's throwing me off a bit.
[10:34] Jiro
    Watanabe, you've got tons more good points!
[10:37] Jiro
    You're cheerful and articulate.
[10:39] Jiro
    You can make friends with anyone.
[10:41] Jiro
    And the guys all talk about you a lot.
[10:43] Jiro
    They think you're great.
[10:45] Akari
    Great how?
[10:46] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:47] Akari
    What's great about me?
[10:49] Jiro
    Um, well, you know...
[10:50] Jiro
    You're... I guess "sexy" is the word,
    and you're b-beautiful...
[10:53] Jiro
    Y-You have a great figure, and you
    make daring fashion choices, so...
[10:58] Akari
    So?
[10:59] Jiro
    You know, like... you're every guy's dream,
    the object of their desires...
[11:03] Jiro
    I mean... How do I put it?
[11:04] Jiro
    Basically, any guy would
    want to have se—er, uh...
[11:10] Jiro
    Wait! That's not what I meant!
    It's really not!
[11:13] Jiro
    It's just, all guys think about
    stuff like that, so, um...
[11:16] Jiro
    It's more... as a woman,
    you're very appealing?
[11:19] Jiro
    You know, like, they have those
    celebrity rankings of, um...
[11:22] Jiro
    I mean, uh...
[11:24] Akari
    You, too?
[11:25] Jiro
    Huh? M-Me?
[11:29] Jiro
    Me and Watanabe...
[11:33] Jiro
    Um, well...
[11:34] ---
    Zing
[11:34] ---
    Zing
[11:35] Jiro
    I-I've never really thought about it.
[11:42] Akari
    Liar.
[11:44] Jiro
    Huh? Um...
[11:54] Akari
    Have you thought of doing
    things like this with me?
[12:04] Akari
    Have you, Yakuin?
[12:11] Akari
    You've thought about doing things
    like this with me, haven't you?
[12:14] Akari
    How many times?
[12:17] Akari
    When do you think about it?
[12:20] Jiro
    Watanabe...
[12:22] Jiro
    Time out! Hang on!
[12:26] Akari
    Why? You wanted to try it sometime, didn't you?
[12:31] Akari
    Go ahead.
[12:33] Akari
    I'll grant your wish.
[12:38] Jiro
    It was for real.
[12:39] Jiro
    Gyaru really are like
    they are in erotic manga.
[12:43] Jiro
    Is it really okay for me
    to graduate this easily?
[12:51] Jiro
    Wait... I have this incredibly uneasy feeling.
[12:56] Akari
    Yakuin...
[13:03] Jiro
    We can't!
[13:06] Jiro
    We can't.
[13:08] Jiro
    Th-This is...
[13:09] Jiro
    s-something you do with
    someone you love, right?
[13:14] Jiro
    Oh, man. It's over.
[13:20] Jiro
    Why did I stop her?
[13:21] Jiro
    It was my chance to graduate!
[13:24] Akari
    You didn't want to.
[13:27] Jiro
    I mean, for one thing, you have Tenjin.
[13:30] Akari
    And you have Sakurazaka-san.
[13:34] Akari
    I see.
[13:36] Jiro
    Watanabe?
[13:39] Akari
    Let's stop this married couple thing.
[13:47] Jiro
    And so our married life broke apart.
[13:54] Jiro
    Why did things turn out this way?
[14:04] Jiro
    We could've just muddled through
    this marriage practical thing...
[14:09] Jiro
    But now, because I overstepped
    my bounds and got presumptuous...
SIGN    9th
SIGN    8th
SIGN    Najima Nakano
SIGN    Miyajidake Asahi
SIGN    Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN    Tenjin Minami
[14:33] female student A
    Minami-kun, you're amazing!
[14:35] female student B
    You can cook, too?
[14:37] Tenjin
    I rotate with Shiori.
[14:39] Tenjin
    Shiori, what's wrong?
[14:41] Shiori
    It's nothing.
SIGN    74th
SIGN    Okubo Osamu
SIGN    Shuto Kyoko
SIGN    75th
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Omure Yutaka
[14:49] Kamo
    Jiro-chan!
[14:50] Jiro
    Whoa, man! Think about time,
    place, and occasion, would you?
[14:54] Kamo
    What's the meaning of that?
[14:56] Jiro
    Of what?
[14:57] Kamo
    The month-end evaluation!
[15:00] Kamo
    Hey, Jiro-chan, what happened?
[15:03] Kamo
    If there was a reason for it,
    it was your fault, right?
[15:06] Jiro
    What's it matter? Just leave it alone.
[15:14] Jiro
    I wonder what the right choice would've been.
[15:18] Jiro
    At first, I thought she
    was just making fun of me.
[15:21] Jiro
    I thought that after she made me take her
    seriously, she'd laugh and call me stupid.
[15:26] Jiro
    But her hand...
[15:28] Jiro
    was shockingly cold and trembling.
[15:32] Jiro
    Her nervousness and uncertainty
    became painfully clear to me.
[15:36] Jiro
    She's probably the same as me.
[15:40] Jiro
    It seemed like it was all new to her, too...
[15:44] Jiro
    Any guy would want to have se—
[15:47] Jiro
    It's cold.
[15:51] Jiro
    If that's true, then...
[15:55] Jiro
    I'm the absolute worst.
[15:57] Kamo
    What's this all of a sudden?
[16:00] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, don't you have a handkerchief?
[16:03] Jiro
    Oh, Shiori.
[16:05] Shiori
    Hey, Jiro-kun...
[16:07] Shiori
    Do you have a little time to
    talk with me, just the two of us?
[16:11] Jiro
    Sure.
[16:12] Kamo
    Are you serious?
[16:16] Shiori
    Wow!
[16:18] Shiori
    The breeze feels so nice.
[16:20] Jiro
    Shiori, is what you wanted to talk about...
[16:24] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, did something happen
    between you and Watanabe-san?
[16:30] Jiro
    Yeah. You could call it a fight,
[16:32] Jiro
    or you could say I didn't
    express myself well...
[16:35] Jiro
    I had the wrong idea about her.
[16:38] Jiro
    But I couldn't find the
    right timing to apologize.
[16:40] Jiro
    And Watanabe doesn't seem
    like she wants to talk to me.
[16:43] Shiori
    Even though you're living together?
[16:46] Jiro
    Huh?
[16:47] Shiori
    In a day's time, you're with her
    more than you're with anyone else.
[16:51] Shiori
    I think Watanabe-san will understand you.
[16:55] Shiori
    I've been your friend since we were
    little, so I can vouch for you!
[17:00] Shiori
    That makes us even, right?
[17:01] Jiro
    Shiori...
[17:03] Jiro
    I really don't stand a chance against you.
[17:06] Jiro
    You've always beaten me
    when it comes to discussions.
[17:10] Shiori
    I'm very much still your
    childhood friend, after all.
[17:14] Shiori
    Ahem!
[17:17] Jiro
    Still, I was impressed you'd noticed
    that something was wrong.
[17:20] Jiro
    Though, I guess anyone who saw that
    month-end evaluation would know.
[17:29] Shiori
    It makes me feel jealous.
[17:35] Jiro
    I'm back.
SIGN    600 watts
    2 min. 30 sec.
[17:54] Jiro
    Watanabe, I'd like to talk for a minute...
[17:57] Jiro
    But, yeah, you're not gonna come out, huh?
[18:04] Akari
    So come in, then.
[18:10] Jiro
    It smells like a girl!
[18:16] Jiro
    I didn't expect her to
    just ignore my existence.
[18:18] Jiro
    S-So, um, I'm sorry about before.
[18:24] Akari
    It's not like you did anything wrong.
[18:26] Jiro
    No!
[18:28] Jiro
    It's all my fault!
[18:29] Akari
    That was just me trying too
    hard and getting nowhere!
[18:32] Akari
    Don't make me say it all out loud!
[18:36] Akari
    It's fine, so just forget all of it!
[18:38] Akari
    Right now!
[18:40] Jiro
    Look, it seems like you got
    the wrong idea, so I'll say this...
[18:47] Jiro
    It's not like I didn't want to, okay?
[18:50] Jiro
    I am a guy, after all.
[18:52] Jiro
    And to tell the truth,
    it's just like you said.
[18:55] Jiro
    I've had wild fantasies
    about you more than once.
[18:58] Jiro
    And, well, I'm actually really grateful
    to you for that experience...
[19:02] Akari
    That's enough!
[19:04] Akari
    Are you stupid?!
[19:05] Akari
    Don't say all that! Are you stupid?!
[19:06] Akari
    It's sexual harassment!
[19:08] Akari
    You're in a girl's room, and you have zero tact!
[19:11] Akari
    And that's why you'll never
    be able to "graduate"!
[19:14] Jiro
    Y-You're quite right.
[19:17] Jiro
    But the reason I stopped you then was...
[19:19] Jiro
    I just... I don't really know, but...
[19:22] Jiro
    I just felt like I had to treat
    you with more care than that.
[19:26] Jiro
    The idea of doing something like
    that in the heat of the moment
[19:29] Jiro
    just made me feel uneasy somehow.
[19:32] Jiro
    I don't really get it, but...
[19:34] Akari
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[19:36] Jiro
    It's the same now!
[19:37] Jiro
    I really hate things being
    this awkward between us.
[19:41] Jiro
    I want to be able to talk to you
    normally, like we did before.
[19:44] Jiro
    And I want to eat together.
[19:49] Jiro
    Would you please give me a chance?
[19:58] Jiro
    Watanabe, I want to be...
[20:06] Jiro
    a married couple with you again.
[20:16] Jiro
    No! Not like that!
[20:17] Jiro
    When I said "married couple,"
    I meant the practical!
[20:19] Jiro
    O-O-Of course I realize that you have Tenjin!
[20:22] Jiro
    I'm not going to get in the way of that... er...
[20:26] Akari
    Pff...
[20:26] Jiro
    Pff?
[20:29] Akari
    Oh, man!
[20:30] Jiro
    What? Why are you laughing?
[20:33] Akari
    You're acting so desperate!
[20:35] Akari
    And what was all that?
    A proposal? That's hilarious!
[20:40] Jiro
    W-Well, you said we should
    stop being a married couple!
[20:44] Akari
    Huh? But we can't stop.
[20:46] Akari
    It's something the school decided.
[20:49] Jiro
    What?!
[20:50] Jiro
    So that was a lie, then?!
[20:53] Jiro
    You lied?!
[20:54] Jiro
    Why?!
[20:56] Akari
    How scary. It wasn't a lie. More of a vibe.
[20:59] Jiro
    Do you have any idea how
    much I agonized over this?
[21:04] Akari
    I think I'm enjoying this married
    life more than I thought I would.
[21:12] Akari
    I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[21:16] Jiro
    What is this?
[21:18] Jiro
    Why'd she suddenly use my first name?
[21:20] Jiro
    What does she mean by "like"?
[21:25] Akari
    What about you, Jiro?
[21:27] Jiro
    I...
[21:36] Jiro
    A hand?
[21:38] Akari
    Just kidding! Too bad for you!
[21:42] Akari
    Sometimes the heat of the moment
    is important, Repressed-kun.
[21:46] Jiro
    Watanabe...
[21:48] Akari
    Welcome home, Jiro.
[21:53] Jiro
    Good to be back.
[21:55] Jiro
    We're not going back to square one.
[21:57] Jiro
    We're starting from zero.
[22:11] Akari
    I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[22:16] Akari
    I said it.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN    Burned
[23:51] Kamo
    A burned rolled omelet.
[23:54] Kamo
    Akari, fretting.
[23:56] Kamo
    And standing behind her...
[23:58] Kamo
    Jiro, holding sugar.
[23:59] Akari
    So it's your fault?
SIGN    Ow, ow, ow
SIGN    Ow, ow, ow
[24:00] Jiro
    I thought it'd taste better that way!
SIGN    SHFF
[24:02] Akari
    You'd better take responsibility for it.
SIGN    GULP
SIGN    GULP
SIGN    CHOMP
SIGN    Ow!
SIGN    Ow!
SIGN    I'm sorry
[24:05] Jiro
    It's bitter...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    A Hero, but Not the Main Character.
[24:06] Kamo
    Next time...
[24:07] Kamo
    "A Hero, but Not the Main Character."

Season 1

E4 - A Hero, but Not the Main Character.

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[00:02] female students
    Here I go!
[00:04] Akari
    What?!
[00:05] Akari
    Sachi, you're B-rank?
[00:07] Akari
    That's amazing.
[00:08] Sachi
    He just takes it so seriously, you know?
[00:12] Natsumi
    You doing what needs doing?
[00:13] Sachi
    Don't be dumb.
[00:15] Sachi
    We each have partners of our own,
    so we're over all that.
[00:18] Sachi
    And if we make A-rank,
    we'll change partners, anyway.
[00:21] Natsumi
    No way!
[00:22] Natsumi
    I couldn't take it!
[00:24] Natsumi
    I'd be so depressed if Ryou-kun
    were here at this school!
[00:28] Natsumi
    If Ryou-kun made it to A-rank and
    lived with lots of different girls,
[00:33] Natsumi
    I'd never be able to stand it!
[00:34] Sachi
    There's NegaNatsu again.
[00:37] Sachi
    You love Ryou-kun way too much.
[00:38] Akari
    It's not that easy to get to A-rank.
[00:41] Akari
    It's rough enough just sharing
    a room with a total stranger,
[00:44] Akari
    but you have to pretend to be married, too.
[00:47] Natsumi
    But, I mean...
[00:49] Natsumi
    Ryou-kun is just so hot!
[00:52] P.E. Teacher
    Keep it down, you lot!
[00:54] P.E. Teacher
    Watch the game!
[00:56] Akari; Sachi; Natsumi
    Yes, sir.
[00:58] male students
    Over here! Cover!
[01:01] Kamo
    Are you staring at Sakurazaka-san again,
[01:04] Kamo
    Jiro-chan?
[01:10] Jiro
    Shut up.
[01:20] Kamo
    Wow!
[01:21] Kamo
    Now that's an ikemen.
[01:34] Kamo
    It's like he's completely different
    from us on a biological level.
[01:39] Kamo
    By the way, did you hear the
    rumor about Sakurazaka-san?
[01:43] Jiro
    A rumor?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[03:17] Akari
    What's this rumor about Minami-kun?
[03:20] Sachi
    It's still a breaking story, but...
[03:23] Sachi
    They say Tenjin isn't going to swap partners.
[03:26] Akari
    What?
[03:26] Natsumi
    I heard that, too.
[03:27] Natsumi
    Even though everyone who reaches
    A-rank switches partners, right?
[03:31] Sachi
    And they get to keep the points from the
    previous pairing just as they are, too.
[03:35] Sachi
    But this practical is supposed to
    be preparing us for the future,
[03:39] Sachi
    so the school probably wants
    us to try various combinations.
[03:43] Akari
    But...
[03:44] Akari
    I don't like that.
[03:46] Akari
    It feels like picking out and
    dropping spouses over and over.
[03:50] Sachi
    You know it isn't like that at all, Akari.
[03:53] Natsumi
    At this rate, it might really be possible...
[03:56] Natsumi
    for those two...
[04:00] Akari
    Everything's fine.
    It's still only the first month.
[04:07] Sachi
    Akari, will you marry me?
[04:09] Natsumi
    No fair!
[04:10] Natsumi
    I want in on this, too! Come on!
[04:13] Akari
    Come on!
[04:14] Akari
    Just give it a rest already!
[04:16] teacher
    You're the one who needs to give it a rest!
[04:19] Kamo
    What? I want in on this, too! Come on!
[04:25] Kamo
    Hey, Jiro-chan.
[04:26] Kamo
    Don't get so down about this.
[04:29] Kamo
    Being the wife of an ikemen
    like Tenjin instead of you
[04:33] Kamo
    is better for Sakurazaka-san, too!
[04:35] Jiro
    Whose side are you on?
[04:38] Kamo
    That's obvious, isn't it?
[04:40] Kamo
    Sakurazaka-san's.
[04:41] Kamo
    Nay, I am an ally of all women!
[05:22] crowd
    Hooray for the hero! Hooray!
[05:24] crowd
    He's so cool!
[05:26] crowd
    He's amazing!
[05:37] Jiro
    It's just too unfair.
[05:39] Kamo
    Hey, Jiro-chan! Lookie, lookie!
    What d'you think, huh? How's it look?
[05:42] boy 2
    When I said that, we gained points.
[05:44] boy 3
    What? For real?
[05:49] Shiori
    Jiro-kun!
[05:50] Jiro
    Shiori?
[05:51] Shiori
    It's hot today, isn't it?
[05:53] Jiro
    Yeah.
[05:54] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[05:55] Shiori
    You seem kind of down.
    Is it about the practical?
[05:58] Jiro
    Huh?
[06:00] Shiori
    Oh, you fought with Watanabe-san
    again, didn't you?
[06:05] Jiro
    It's not like that.
[06:07] Shiori
    Really? I'm glad.
[06:10] Shiori
    Watanabe-san is a good girl,
    so don't cause too much trouble for her.
[06:16] Jiro
    If I told her right now that
    she's the reason I'm stressing...
[06:21] Jiro
    What face would she make?
[06:24] (Flashback) Shiori
    Thanks. It was a request from Minami-kun.
[06:30] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[06:32] Jiro
    Hey, Shiori...
[06:33] Jiro
    Are you going to stay...
[06:35] Jiro
    by Tenjin's side forever?
[06:40] Akari
    Ugh! This is seriously unbelievable!
[06:46] Akari
    Why just me? All of us were talking.
[06:50] Akari
    And these are so dusty!
[06:52] Tenjin
    Watanabe?
[06:53] Akari
    Huh?
[06:54] Akari
    Huh? M-Mina— Why?!
[07:17] Akari
    Huh?
[07:18] Tenjin
    That was close.
[07:20] Tenjin
    Sorry. I shouldn't have just
    talked to you out of nowhere.
[07:23] Akari
    Th-Thanks for saving me. I'm fine now.
[07:27] Tenjin
    Sure thing.
[07:28] Akari
    Wh-Why are you here, anyway?
[07:31] Tenjin
    They asked me to put away the balls.
[07:34] Akari
    Oh... I see.
[07:37] Akari
    What do I do? My heart's pounding.
[07:41] Akari
    He'll hear it.
[07:44] Tenjin
    I'm really sorry about that.
[07:45] Tenjin
    You're not hurt, are you?
[07:47] Akari
    No.
[07:51] Akari
    That's a relief...
[07:53] Akari
    Minami-kun still makes my heart race.
[07:58] Akari
    Huh? A relief?
[08:02] Akari
    Why?
[08:04] Tenjin
    Let's get this cleanup over with.
[08:06] Natsumi
    At this rate, it might really be possible...
[08:10] Natsumi
    for those two...
[08:12] Akari
    Mi...
[08:12] Akari
    Minami-kun!
[08:15] Akari
    Um... are...
[08:18] Akari
    A-Are you going to...
[08:21] Akari
    stay with Sakurazaka-san... forever?
[08:28] Tenjin
    I might.
[08:30] Tenjin
    If she says she's all right
    with that, then I might.
[08:34] Tenjin
    Things are going well right now.
[08:41] Akari
    Oh.
[08:43] Akari
    So I do love him after all.
[08:50] Tenjin
    Watanabe?
[08:51] Akari
    S-Sorry!
[08:52] Akari
    It's just so dusty in here.
[08:54] Akari
    I think I might've gotten
    something in my eye.
[09:03] Akari
    M-Minami-kun?
[09:06] Tenjin
    Watanabe.
[09:09] Tenjin
    Look me in the eyes.
[09:13] Kamo
    Jiro-chan!
[09:16] Kamo
    Sheesh.
[09:18] Kamo
    I asked him to help me close all the windows.
[09:22] Kamo
    Aha.
[09:23] Kamo
    Jiro—
[09:29] Kamo
    ...chaaaan...
[09:34] Shiori
    Um...
[09:36] Shiori
    I dunno.
[09:38] Shiori
    Switching partners isn't something
    I can decide on my own.
[09:41] Jiro
    O-Oh, right! Yeah, you're right.
[09:43] Jiro
    Sorry for asking such a dumb question.
[09:45] Jiro
    A-And Tenjin's pretty amazing, right?
[09:50] Shiori
    But...
[09:51] Shiori
    But if you made it up to A-rank,
[09:55] Shiori
    then I...
[09:57] Shiori
    Never mind!
[09:58] Shiori
    We need to get changed
    before the next class starts!
[10:01] Jiro
    Shiori!
[10:03] Jiro
    I'll make it to A-rank!
[10:04] Jiro
    And when that happens...
[10:07] Jiro
    If you're A-rank, too...
[10:09] Jiro
    then...
[10:11] Jiro
    Shiori...
[10:12] Jiro
    C-Can you and I—
[10:14] Kamo
    Jiro-chan!
[10:17] Kamo
    This is huge!
[10:19] Kamo
    As huge as if you bought packs in bulk
    and all the cards inside were secret ones!
[10:23] Kamo
    Listen to me!
[10:25] Jiro
    I'm begging you. Leave right now.
[10:27] Jiro
    If you don't, I will very
    likely send you to your grave.
[10:31] Kamo
    As a living sacrifice?!
[10:33] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[10:35] Kamo
    Kamo, kamo...
[10:37] Jiro
    Sorry about that.
[10:38] Jiro
    It's nothing. Never mind.
[10:40] Shiori
    I see.
[10:41] Kamo
    Wait, were you in the
    middle of something here, too?
[10:43] Jiro
    That's right. And what do
    you mean by "here, too"?
[10:46] Kamo
    Well, I just saw Tenjin and
    Akari-chan over there—
[10:49] Tenjin
    What about us?
[10:50] Kamo
    Huh?
[10:52] Tenjin
    What're you guys talking about?
[10:54] Kamo
    N-Nothing!
[11:00] Jiro
    Huh? Why...
[11:04] Jiro
    What is this atmosphere?
[11:09] Kamo
    Huh? What battlefield is this?
SIGN    Preview
[11:13] Kamo
    I'm trapped by an accident
    that wasn't my fault!
SIGN    Escape
SIGN    Intervention
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Quick Joke
[11:15] Kamo
    The only action left to me is to summon...
[11:17] Kamo
    a monster!
SIGN    Attack
     9999
    Defense
     0001
[11:19] Kamo
    Come!
[11:20] Kamo
    Strongest of All Quick Jokes!
[11:22] Kamo
    Oh, hang on. There are girls here.
[11:24] Kamo
    I'll get majorly burned, and that'll
    be the end of my high school life.
SIGN    Normies
[11:28] Kamo
    Next time, "I Die Inside."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    I Die Inside
[11:31] Kamo
    Kamo Sadaharu, standing by!
[11:33] Kamo
    Come to think of it, has anyone
    called me by name in this anime?
[11:37] Tenjin
    Oh, Kamo. I've been looking for you.
[11:40] Tenjin
    Oh, sorry. Your name is Kamo, isn't it?
[11:44] Kamo
    It is. It's Kamo Sadaharu.
[11:47] Tenjin
    Here. The key to the storage room.
[11:49] Tenjin
    The teacher said to give it to you.
    You're on the PE committee, right?
[11:52] Kamo
    Oh. Yes, that's right.
[11:56] Tenjin
    All yours,
[11:57] Tenjin
    Kamo.
[11:58] Kamo
    My heart.
[12:00] Tenjin
    Oh, right.
[12:01] Tenjin
    Shiori, did you turn in the form
    to continue our marriage practical?
[12:05] Shiori
    No, not yet.
[12:06] Tenjin
    I forgot, too.
[12:08] Shiori
    Then should we go together at lunch?
[12:10] Shiori
    It's due today, right?
[12:12] Tenjin
    Yeah. Where do we have to go again?
[12:14] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, we're going on ahead, okay?
[12:18] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[12:20] Tenjin
    I've got work today, so...
[12:22] Shiori
    So you won't need dinner, right?
[12:24] Shiori
    Oh, that's right. I wanted to ask you...
[12:27] Kamo
    W-Well, I guess I'll go return the key.
[12:42] Kamo
    Oh, dear. What kind of face is that?
[12:47] Kamo
    Whatever it is, good luck, my friend.
[12:53] Jiro
    Listen, Watanabe...
[12:55] Akari
    We should get back.
[12:56] Akari
    We'll be late for class.
[13:00] Jiro
    Right.
[13:07] Sachi
    Huh? Where's Akari?
[13:09] Natsumi
    She left early.
[13:10] Natsumi
    She said we can just say it's
    a cold and leave it at that.
[13:13] Sachi
    What? That's hilarious.
[13:17] Jiro
    She went home?
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    m 0 0 l 410 0 l 410 60 l 0 60
SIGN    You love Chloris, don't you?
    Why don't you just hurry up and go to her?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Leave Lancia here and go see Chloris.
    It's no good. You just can't leave Lancia on her own.
[13:32] Kamo
    Wander, wander.
SIGN    Kamo
[13:34] Kamo
    Wander, wander, wander.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 230 0 l 230 90 l 0 90
SIGN    Kamo is wandering
    nearby, as though he wants
    to tell Jiro something.
[13:35] Kamo
    Wander, wander, wander, wander, wander.
SIGN    Kamo
SIGN    m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Leave Lancia here and go see Chloris.
    It's no good. You just can't leave Lancia on her own.
[13:40] Jiro
    Ack!
[13:44] Kamo
    Loom.
[13:47] Jiro
    What are you doing?
[13:49] Kamo
    Well...
[13:52] Kamo
    I was just thinking,
    "Huh, Tenjin's still here."
[13:54] Jiro
    Man, what is it with all this
    "Tenjin," "Tenjin," "Tenjin"?
[13:59] Jiro
    Just spit it out already!
[14:00] Kamo
    Well...
[14:01] Kamo
    Should I really say it, though?
[14:03] Kamo
    I mean, Tenjin was nice
    enough to remember my name.
[14:07] Kamo
    And he kinda smelled nice.
[14:09] Jiro
    I remember your name, too!
[14:11] Jiro
    Kamo, Kamo, Kamo, Kamo, Kamo—
[14:13] Kamo
    What white-fleshed fish
    tastes great as tempura?
[14:15] Jiro
    Huh?
[14:23] Kamo
    K-Kissing happened.
[14:26] Jiro
    Huh? With you?
[14:28] Kamo
    Ha. Me? When even my
    family's pet cat bites me?
[14:31] Jiro
    S-Sorry.
[14:34] Kamo
    Between Akari-chan and Tenjin!
[14:39] Kamo
    I happened to see it!
[14:40] Kamo
    I don't know what led up to it,
    or what their relationship is, though.
[14:43] Kamo
    Akari-chan seemed embarrassed.
[14:45] Kamo
    So I'm certain of it. That was—
[14:48] Jiro
    And?
[14:49] Kamo
    Huh?
[14:50] Jiro
    If it's true, then what?
[14:53] Kamo
    But, I mean... you...
[14:58] Kamo
    Well, I guess you're right.
[15:00] Kamo
    Even if it's true, it's got
    nothing to do with you.
[15:10] Jiro
    I see.
[15:12] Jiro
    With Tenjin-sama, huh?
[15:14] Jiro
    I'm happy for you.
    Congratulations, Watanabe.
SIGN    Lancia
[15:24] Jiro
    I'm not even Team Lancia, am I?
SIGN    Today, we're going to limit ourselves to affordable cosmetics.
[15:36] Jiro
    I'm back.
SIGN    These days, there are lots of really amazing low-priced products.
SIGN    First, there's this primer that I've been super hooked on lately.
[15:44] Jiro
    I heard you have a cold.
SIGN    It's great for toning, and it has lavender undertones.
SIGN    I tend to have my hair black, so using a primer with purple tones...
SIGN    Oh, that's right! Speaking of hair...
SIGN    Ta-da! Nuanced Fancy Water for...
[15:55] Jiro
    Do you have a fever?
SIGN    This lip balm has beautifying essences in it! It's godly!
SIGN    I'm seriously buying it on repeat!
SIGN    I recommend number 7 for people with blue tones to their skin!
SIGN    It's a tinted balm, so it'll last even through a kiss!
[16:06] Jiro
    I'm so sorry that I'm not Tenjin.
SIGN    If you have occasion to, that is!
[16:10] Akari
    What?
[16:13] Akari
    Why are you suddenly bringing up Minami-kun?
[16:16] Akari
    Well?
[16:17] Jiro
    Oh, uh...
[16:19] Akari
    What?
[16:19] Jiro
    It's nothi—
[16:20] Akari
    Tell me.
[16:22] Jiro
    Uh...
[16:27] Jiro
    You and Tenjin apparently got a lot
    closer during PE. I heard about it.
[16:32] Jiro
    I was happy for you.
[16:34] Akari
    Happy? Why now, though?
[16:37] Akari
    Yeah, I was happy that I got to talk to him, but...
[16:40] Jiro
    So if you're happy, you'll kiss someone?
[16:43] Akari
    Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.
[16:45] Jiro
    There's no need to hide it.
[16:47] Jiro
    It's amazing that you could embrace
    like that in the storeroom.
[16:50] Jiro
    If you and Tenjin are gonna end up together,
[16:53] Jiro
    I'm gonna cheer you on.
[16:55] Jiro
    It's cause for celebration.
[16:56] Akari
    Wait, that's—
[16:57] Jiro
    No... Yeah.
[16:59] Jiro
    It's cause for celebration.
[17:08] Akari
    Oh, man! This is hilarious!
[17:12] Jiro
    Huh?
[17:13] Akari
    That must've been when I had
    him check my eye for dust!
[17:16] Akari
    That misunderstanding is, like,
    straight out of a manga!
[17:19] Jiro
    I will send him to his grave!
SIGN    ██████████████████████████████████
SIGN    I will send him to his grave!!
SIGN    KILL
[17:21] Akari
    And anyway, that kind of thing doesn't
    just happen out of the blue, right?
[17:24] Akari
    I'm actually hurt right now
    because he's not switching partners.
[17:27] Akari
    Why would you even believe that? Sad!
[17:30] Jiro
    Because... I know how hard you're trying.
[17:33] Akari
    I told you...
[17:35] Akari
    I'm working hard because
    he just won't look my way.
[17:38] Jiro
    Well, yeah, but...
[17:40] Jiro
    I mean, you're giving it all you've got.
[17:42] Jiro
    Why shouldn't it pay off a little?
[17:47] Akari
    What an idiot.
[17:49] Akari
    It's super...
[17:50] Akari
    hilarious...
[17:56] Jiro
    Watanabe!
[18:01] Akari
    Hey! What are you looking at?
[18:04] Akari
    Let go...
[18:06] Akari
    You idiot...
[18:07] Akari
    Don't!
[18:10] Akari
    Look away!
[18:30] Jiro
    I-I looked away!
[18:33] Jiro
    I can't see anything now!
[19:02] Jiro
    I panicked and ended up doing that.
[19:07] Jiro
    I don't know what the right thing to do is!
[19:09] Jiro
    I'm not the kind of guy who encounters
    women crying all that often!
[19:14] Jiro
    Before, Watanabe was
    sleeping, so I was safe,
[19:17] Jiro
    but this time I have no excuse!
[19:19] Jiro
    Of course she'd hate being held like that
[19:22] Jiro
    by a guy she doesn't love!
[19:24] Akari
    Jiro, the bath is free.
[19:27] Akari
    Mine aren't dry, so I borrowed this.
[19:29] Jiro
    Huh? Borrowed what?
[19:31] Akari
    Your shirt.
[19:35] Jiro
    Whoa! Are you serious?!
[19:37] Jiro
    The "boyfriend shirt" thing hits this hard?!
SIGN    Vanilla &
    Chocolate Bar
[19:55] Jiro
    And she's getting super close!
[19:58] Jiro
    What changed all of a sudden?
    There's usually a longer break!
[20:01] Jiro
    Doing this after what just happened...
[20:03] Jiro
    is gonna make me remember
    the physical sensations!
[20:06] Jiro
    L-Look, I know you're probably like this
    because it's just me, but be more careful.
[20:10] Jiro
    I don't exactly know where to look.
[20:12] Akari
    Is your heart racing, Repressed-kun?
[20:14] Jiro
    No! I'm used to seeing stuff like this now.
[20:17] Jiro
    Day after day...
[20:22] Akari
    Liar.
[20:23] Akari
    I can feel it right here, pounding really hard.
[20:29] Akari
    Jiro?
SIGN    Earthly Desires Begone!!!!!!!
SIGN    Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
     Earthly... desires... begone...
SIGN    Trophy Earned.
    Happy New Year!
[20:35] Jiro
    I think I'll succumb before
    I ring it 108 times.
[20:38] Akari
    Huh?
[20:39] Akari
    Jiro, you're so weird.
[20:46] Jiro
    Don't make fun of me.
[20:47] Jiro
    You should only dress like that for Tenjin.
[20:52] Akari
    You jealous?
[20:54] Akari
    You're kind of adorable, Jiro!
[20:55] Jiro
    You know, dressed like that,
    you really will catch a cold!
[21:01] Akari
    Jiro, you believed that I kissed him, right?
[21:05] Akari
    I'm not that easy, you know.
[21:08] Jiro
    I-I said I was sorry about that.
[21:12] Akari
    You think I've gone around and
    kissed all kinds of people.
[21:15] Jiro
    That's not what I—
[21:17] Akari
    Smooch.
[21:19] Akari
    It's just you, Jiro.
[21:22] Akari
    That was my first, so yours
    is the only kiss I know.
[21:28] Akari
    Seriously, you're such an idiot!
[21:30] Akari
    S-Suddenly kissing me on the mouth like that...
[21:33] Akari
    Those were some serious "I'm a virgin" vibes!
[21:35] Akari
    You went in too hard,
    and you were lousy at it!
[21:37] Akari
    Having that as my first kiss is just wrong!
[21:39] Akari
    What was that, anyway?
[21:40] Akari
    That was really and truly my first kiss!
[21:43] Akari
    Are you even listening?
[21:44] Akari
    Hey, are you alive?
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    m 0 0 l 380 0 l 380 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Why'd you come back? Idiot.
[21:52] Akari
    Hey! Jiro!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Jiro: "Don't get the wrong idea, me! She just ended up
    paired with me, and it just happened to be her first..."
[21:55] Akari
    Jiro, are you listening?
[21:57] Akari
    Hey, Jiro, I'm talking to you!
[21:59] Akari
    Ugh, hello?! Jiro, Jiro, Jiro, Jiro, Jiro!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Jiro: "And it's totally possible
     that it could have been some other guy..."
[22:05] Jiro
    I'm the only one who knows.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Jiro: "I said, don't get the wrong idea here!
     This is just a practical..."
SIGN    m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Jiro: "That's all it is!"
[22:16] Jiro
    Oh, God. I'm super happy.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Kamo
    Did you think it was over?
[23:51] Kamo
    Too bad!
[23:52] Kamo
    My battle phase hasn't ended yet!
SIGN    Escape
SIGN    Intervention
SIGN    Friendship
SIGN    Quick Joke
[23:55] Kamo
    It's my turn!
SIGN    Intervention
[23:56] Kamo
    Effect, activate!
[23:57] Kamo
    Intervention!
[23:58] Kamo
    Everyone, please don't fight because of me!
[24:03] Kamo
    I'm so glad I didn't do that!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    More Than a Nosebleed, but Less Than a Kiss.
[24:06] Kamo
    Next time, "More Than a Nosebleed,
    but Less Than a Kiss."
[24:08] Kamo
    Kissing again?!

Season 1

E5 - More Than a Nosebleed, but Less Than a Kiss.

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[00:01] Jiro
    Watanabe!
[00:03] Jiro
    I have class duties today,
    so I'm gonna get going.
[00:06] Jiro
    Is this all the recycling
    we have to put out today?
[00:09] Akari
    That's all we have today.
[00:11] Akari
    Wait.
[00:12] Akari
    Your necktie is crooked.
[00:14] Jiro
    Oh, thanks.
[00:15] Jiro
    I'm just a background guy
    with nothing going for me,
[00:18] Jiro
    and yet...
[00:20] Akari
    Crouch down a little.
[00:21] Jiro
    The class gyaru ended up being my mock wife.
[00:24] Jiro
    She really is cute.
    It's no wonder she's popular.
[00:29] Akari
    Staring at my chest like that
    all the time is creepy as hell.
SIGN    SQUEEEEEEEEZE
[00:33] Jiro
    I wasn't! Y-You've got it all wrong!
[00:42] Akari
    Take care out there, Jiro.
[00:45] Jiro
    Sometimes, I fall under a delusion...
[00:47] Jiro
    What if I really was married to Watanabe?
[00:52] Akari
    And we're done!
[00:54] Akari
    Don't forget to take out the recycling!
[00:58] Jiro
    Guess I'll give it everything
    I've got again today.
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:35] Shiori
    Oh, Jiro-kun.
[02:37] Shiori
    Good morning!
[02:39] Jiro
    Hey, you're here early.
[02:40] Shiori
    I've got class duties today.
[02:42] Jiro
    Huh? Wasn't it me and Hamano today?
[02:44] Jiro
    Oh, crap! Did I get the days mixed up?
SIGN    Class Duties
[02:46] Shiori
    Mei-chan has a club leaders'
    meeting after school today,
[02:50] Shiori
    so she asked me to take over for her.
[02:52] Jiro
    For real?
[02:54] Shiori
    We haven't done class duties
    together since middle school, huh?
[02:57] Jiro
    Th-That's right.
[03:00] Jiro
    This is crazy! It can't be real!
    I'm insanely lucky today!
SIGN    Class Duties
SIGN    Sakurazaka
SIGN    Yakuin
[03:08] Shiori
    Thanks, Mei-chan.
[03:11] Mei
    So, your plan to jump him first
    thing in the morning failed?
[03:16] Shiori
    I had no such plan!
[03:19] Mei
    Sorry.
[03:21] Mei
    But why not just tell him how you feel?
    We're talking about Yakuin here.
[03:25] Mei
    I know it'd work out for you. No problem.
[03:27] Shiori
    Jiro-kun... doesn't think of me that way.
[03:31] Mei
    Uh, yeah, no matter how you
    look at it, he definitely does.
[03:35] Mei
    I've never seen him even
    talking with another girl.
[03:38] Shiori
    That's just it.
[03:41] Shiori
    Up until now, it's only been me.
[03:44] Shiori
    He didn't know any other girls.
[03:48] Mei
    Well, since I've given you this chance
    by swapping class duties with you,
[03:51] Mei
    you should take action!
[03:54] Mei
    If you want to make him notice you,
    you'll have to at least kiss him.
[03:57] Shiori
    Ki—
[03:58] Mei
    If you keep dragging your heels,
    that mock wife of his might jump him instead.
[04:03] Mei
    Kidding! I'm just joking.
[04:07] Mei
    Be more confident in yourself.
[04:08] Mei
    You're a great girl.
[04:12] Mei
    You feel better now, right?
[04:14] Shiori
    Yeah.
[04:18] Akari
    Sorry.
[04:19] Sachi
    Got a cold?
[04:20] Natsumi
    Bet someone's talking about you.
[04:22] Akari
    Cut it out.
[04:23] Natsumi
    You sure are popular.
[04:24] Sachi
    Speaking of rumors,
[04:26] Sachi
    apparently about ten pairs
    have started dating now.
[04:29] Natsumi
    What? So the "practical magic"
    really does exist.
[04:32] Natsumi
    Well, when you spend every day together...
[04:34] Akari
    They're just getting caught up
    in the mood of it, that's all.
[04:43] Akari
    Huh? What is it?
[04:46] Sachi
    Akari-san, you've been watching
    Yakuin a lot lately, haven't you?
[04:51] Akari
    What? What are you talking about?
[04:53] Natsumi
    I'll be cheering you on no matter who you love,
[04:56] Natsumi
    but I might have a hard time with Virgin-kun.
[04:59] Akari
    Wha—
[04:59] Sachi
    Akari's so pure. In a way, someone of
    his type would be sort of reassuring.
[05:04] Natsumi
    Better than getting snagged by some creep.
[05:06] Akari
    What? That's not happening.
[05:09] Akari
    It's obvious that Minami-kun
    is the peak of humanity.
[05:12] Natsumi
    So she's still stricken
    with the Minami bug, huh?
[05:15] Sachi
    Well, I guess we'll just leave it at that.
[05:18] Akari
    I'm telling you...
SIGN    Japanese History, Complete Collection
SIGN    World Atlas Collection North America
SIGN    World Atlas Collection South America
SIGN    World Atlas Collection Asia
SIGN    European Culture
[05:24] Shiori
    Is that the last of it?
[05:26] Jiro
    Yeah, it is.
[05:28] Shiori
    I'm sorry to have made you carry so much.
[05:30] Jiro
    Not a problem! It's totally fine!
[05:32] Shiori
    Thanks, Jiro-kun.
[05:35] Jiro
    Sure.
[05:37] Jiro
    So all that's left is cleaning
    the blackboard, right?
[05:39] Shiori
    Yeah.
[05:40] Shiori
    This brought back memories, huh?
    Like being back in middle school.
[05:45] Jiro
    Yeah.
[05:49] Jiro
    Don't just say "yeah" and stop!
[05:51] Jiro
    That ended the conversation!
[05:53] Jiro
    Think of something to
    talk about... Something...
[05:58] Jiro
    I can't think of anything...
[06:02] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, since we're talking about it,
    do you remember Hatae-sensei?
[06:05] Shiori
    The science teacher.
[06:06] Jiro
    Huh? Oh, the one with the crazy clothes?
[06:09] Shiori
    Yeah, him! I ran into him at
    the grocery store the other day.
[06:13] Shiori
    He was wearing a bright red aloha shirt.
    I recognized him right away!
[06:16] Jiro
    For real? That brings back memories.
[06:18] Jiro
    I guess he hasn't changed, then.
SIGN    Jiro
SIGN    Today
SIGN    Where are you? I'm gonna go shopping.
    Come with me
[06:25] Akari
    Why hasn't he read my message yet?
[06:28] Akari
    This makes it seem like I really
    want to go shopping together.
[06:31] Akari
    Jeez...
[06:34] Akari
    Oh, that's right! He's got class duties!
[06:36] Akari
    Jir—
[06:45] Akari
    Why am I hiding?
[07:02] Jiro
    Sorry!
[07:15] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, close your eyes
    and lean down a little.
[07:20] Jiro
    Huh? Is this a dream?
[07:23] Jiro
    Close my eyes and lean down a little?
[07:27] Jiro
    What's going on?!
[07:35] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:36] Shiori
    You had chalk dust on you.
[07:38] Jiro
    Thanks!
[07:40] Shiori
    No worries. I'll go beat these, okay?
[07:42] Jiro
    That was a close one!
[07:44] Jiro
    And holy crap, I'm creepy!
[07:45] Jiro
    So very not okay!
SIGN    Class Duties
SIGN    Yakuin
SIGN    Sakurazaka
[07:49] Jiro
    Even after we were together for
    a whole day, this is where we are.
[07:57] Shiori
    I knew I wouldn't be able to do it!
[07:59] Shiori
    I'm sorry, Mei-chan!
SIGN    Sakurazaka
[08:05] Jiro
    So nothing happened in the end...
[08:09] Jiro
    But if I'd confessed my feelings back in
    middle school and been turned down,
[08:13] Jiro
    we wouldn't have been able
    to talk today like we did.
[08:16] Jiro
    I'm so dull and boring.
[08:18] Jiro
    If she's got a memory of me
    tucked away somewhere,
[08:20] Jiro
    I should count myself lucky!
[08:24] Akari
    What're you being all melancholy about?
[08:34] Akari
    I made too much hot milk.
[08:38] Akari
    Want some?
[08:39] Jiro
    Oh, I'll have some, then. Thanks.
[08:42] Akari
    You seem down.
[08:44] Jiro
    Not really.
[08:46] Akari
    Did things go well with Sakurazaka-san?
[08:50] Jiro
    Oh, you know... Well enough.
[08:52] Akari
    You suck at lying, you know that?
[08:54] Jiro
    Shut up! If you know, then don't ask!
[08:57] Akari
    Poor thing. There, there.
[08:58] Jiro
    Stop making it worse!
[09:01] Jiro
    The night sky is so damn bright.
[09:05] Akari
    You're right! You can see
    more stars than you'd expect!
[09:08] Jiro
    Right? It's pretty, huh?
[09:10] Akari
    Wow!
[09:12] Akari
    I bet the stars would look even
    prettier if I was with Minami-kun.
[09:17] Jiro
    Well, sorry it's just boring old me.
[09:20] Jiro
    Though I'm sure the stars would feel honored
    to have Tenjin-kun looking at them.
[09:28] Akari
    Hey, try calling me by my first name.
[09:31] Jiro
    That's hot!
[09:32] Akari
    Well, come on. "A-ka-ri"!
[09:35] Jiro
    Where'd this even come from?
[09:36] Jiro
    I don't want to!
[09:39] Akari
    So you call Sakurazaka-san "Shiori,"
    but you call your wife by her last name?
[09:42] Jiro
    That's just because...
[09:45] Jiro
    Sh-Shiori is... you know. It's just different.
[09:49] Akari
    You're embarrassed to call
    a girl by her first name!
[09:51] Akari
    That's our virgin for you! Number 1 in Japan!
[09:55] Jiro
    I'm not falling for that.
[09:58] Akari
    Boo.
[10:00] Akari
    But I guess it's fine.
[10:02] Akari
    I really like my name, you know?
[10:04] Akari
    I like how it means "light" and is
    written using the character for "star."
[10:07] Akari
    I don't really know why, but sometimes
    I lose confidence in myself, you know?
[10:12] Akari
    At a time like that, if you
    happened to be by my side,
[10:15] Akari
    and called me by my name...
[10:18] Akari
    I thought it might feel
    comforting, that's all.
[10:20] Akari
    So practice it before that time comes, okay?
[10:28] Jiro
    Aka...ri.
[10:31] Jiro
    It's just... I mean, my name's so plain.
[10:35] Jiro
    If I had a cool name like that,
    I'd never live up to it.
[10:38] Jiro
    But... yours is nice.
[10:41] Jiro
    I think the name "Akari" suits you.
[10:47] Jiro
    I'm sorry, Watanabe-san.
    Let's just pretend that never happened.
[10:53] Akari
    No.
[10:55] Jiro
    Huh?
[11:01] Akari
    Again.
[11:04] Akari
    And besides!
[11:05] Akari
    Me calling you "Jiro" while you use
    my last name is sort of irritating!
[11:10] Jiro
    What do you mean, "irritating"?
[11:11] Akari
    It's like I'm the only one in love here!
[11:14] Jiro
    That's a bizarre reason!
[11:18] Akari; Jiro
    Huh?
[11:21] Jiro
    In love?
[11:25] Akari
    It's not... It's not like that.
[11:27] Akari
    It was hypothetical... f-for the practical.
[11:31] Jiro
    No, um... I'm sorry, too.
    I sort of jumped to conclusions.
[11:36] Jiro
    I-I've just never had anyone say
    anything like that to me before.
[11:39] Akari
    G-G-Goodnight!
[11:41] Jiro
    G-Goodnight.
[11:48] Jiro
    She has Tenjin! There's no
    way she meant it like that!
[11:53] Jiro
    Stop reacting like that, you idiot.
[11:57] Akari
    God, I hate this!
[12:02] Akari
    What do I do?
[12:04] Akari
    I'm so confused.
[12:07] Homeroom Teacher
    Around this same time every year,
[12:09] Homeroom Teacher
    with the marriage practical underway,
    we see a drop in concentration,
[12:13] Homeroom Teacher
    but it's particularly pronounced this year.
[12:14] Homeroom Teacher
    Which is why we will immediately
    begin having special tests.
[12:19] Homeroom Teacher
    Just like the regularly scheduled tests,
[12:20] Homeroom Teacher
    any students who fail will
     take supplementary lessons.
[12:22] Male Student
    Seriously?! I'm a serial offender
    when it comes to failing!
[12:23] Homeroom Teacher
    But this time, the scores of the married
    pairs in the practical will be combined,
[12:26] Male Student
    And depending on your pairing,
    you could get a major handicap.
[12:28] Homeroom Teacher
    and supplementary lessons
    will be taken together, as well.
[12:30] Male Student
    My wife's gonna kill me.
[12:30] Jiro
    What?! That's just inane!
[12:32] Akari
    What? It's sold out? Talk about a letdown.
[12:32] Homeroom Teacher
    The test will be next weekend, and married
    pairs must take supplementary lessons together.
[12:35] Akari
    Why'd they even list it? That's so misleading.
[12:36] Jiro
    Hang on.
[12:38] Jiro
    Depending on the subject,
    I'm below average!
[12:38] Homeroom Teacher
    Make the most of your time after
    school by assisting each other.
[12:40] Jiro
    This is so not funny!
[12:42] Jiro
    It goes without saying that Shiori
    and Tenjin will get high scores.
[12:45] Jiro
    If I get failing grades...
[12:48] Akari
    Hey.
[12:50] Akari
    Ass in the air, bitch.
[12:52] Jiro
    She's gonna kill me!
[12:54] Akari
    Karaoke? Yeah, I'll go! Yay!
[12:56] Jiro
    Wait.
[12:56] Natsumi
    We're gonna sing until we're hoarse!
[12:57] Jiro
    Is Watanabe good at academics?
[13:00] Akari
    Until we're hoarse? Just how much
    stress have you built up, exactly?
[13:01] Jiro
    She comes to class, but she goes
    to hang out with friends every day.
[13:05] Jiro
    She couldn't be...
[13:07] Akari
    Hey, it's Jiro!
[13:09] Akari
    Buy us some fabric softener.
    The one with the green flowers.
[13:13] Jiro
    Sure... H-Hey, I wanna talk later
    about the academic performance tes—
[13:17] Akari
    Oh, sorry!
[13:18] Akari
    I got invited out to karaoke today.
[13:20] Akari
    Apparently, we'll be singing with
    some guys from some boys' school.
[13:23] Akari
    What? Does that bother you? Tee-hee!
[13:25] Akari
    Are you jealous?
[13:27] Jiro
    No!
[13:28] Jiro
    You're fine for the test, then?
[13:31] Akari
    Totally fine!
[13:33] Akari
    It'll be fine. Everything'll work out somehow.
[13:36] Jiro
    "Somehow"?
[13:38] Jiro
    Aren't there subjects you're not as good at,
    or areas you don't understand?
[13:43] Akari
    Areas I don't understand, huh?
[13:46] Akari
    Hmm... What were the areas again?
[13:50] Jiro
    Watanabe, look me in the
    eye and say that to me.
[13:53] Akari
    I-If I start working hard tomorrow...
[13:56] Akari
    it'll be fine.
[13:59] Jiro
    Let's head home.
[14:00] Akari
    I can't! They asked for me.
[14:03] Jiro
    Look, what if you have to
    take supplementary lessons?
[14:06] Jiro
    You'll end up even farther from Tenjin!
[14:08] Akari
    Yeah, but...
[14:09] Jiro
    But nothing!
[14:11] Jiro
    You can hang out with your friends anytime!
[14:12] Akari
    It's not like that!
[14:14] Akari
    It's the guys who asked for me, not my friends.
[14:17] Akari
    That's harder to turn down.
[14:18] Jiro
    Guys? Well, I'm asking for you here, too.
[14:22] Jiro
    Let's go, Watanabe.
[14:27] Akari
    All right! I get it already, okay?
[14:31] Akari
    This sucks.
[14:32] Akari
    You're way too desperate about this.
[14:35] Akari
    Just because Sakurazaka-san's involved...
[14:39] Mei
    Oh, I get it! I just have to go like this!
[14:42] Shiori
    All that's left is applying it in practice.
[14:44] Mei
    You're amazing, Shiori.
[14:46] Mei
    You make it so easy to understand!
[14:48] Mei
    Man, these special tests...
[14:51] Mei
    You're probably feeling good
    with Tenjin as your partner,
[14:54] Mei
    but there were a bunch of pairs
    who were panicking about them.
[14:57] Shiori
    But you pick things up
    quickly, so you'll be fine!
[15:01] Mei
    I'm confident when it comes to sports,
[15:04] Mei
    but with academics, not so much.
[15:07] Mei
    But I feel like I might just
    manage this. Thanks!
[15:10] Shiori
    I'm glad.
[15:11] Mei
    As thanks, I'll give you a lecture on how
    to plan for things of that other type.
[15:15] Shiori
    What other type?
[15:17] Mei
    The kissing type.
[15:20] Shiori
    Mei-chan!
[15:22] Mei
    Man, I laughed so hard about
    what happened two days ago.
[15:26] Shiori
    Oh, come on!
[15:27] Mei
    Yakuin being the way Yakuin is,
    and you being the way you are...
[15:30] Shiori
    Stop talking about it!
[15:40] Mei
    By the way, last time...
[15:45] Akari
    I don't wanna do this anymore! I need a break!
[15:47] Jiro
    You've only solved a
    handful of problems, though.
[15:52] Jiro
    This is bad.
[15:53] Jiro
    She picks things up fast when I teach her,
[15:55] Jiro
    but she just fundamentally hates studying.
[16:00] Jiro
    Come on, let's just try for a little longer.
[16:02] Jiro
    I can help you a little with math,
    and we can tackle the rest together, okay?
[16:07] Akari
    Yeah?
[16:09] Akari
    For Sakurazaka-san's sake, right?
[16:12] Jiro
    Huh? Sorry, what did you say?
[16:15] Akari
    Nothing.
[16:34] Akari
    Hey, Jiro. Let's do something
    more fun than studying.
[16:39] Akari
    What do you want to do?
[16:41] Akari
    Whatever you want to do, I'll do it with you.
[16:45] Akari
    Well?
[16:47] Akari
    What shall we do?
[16:56] Jiro
    S-Study! We're going to study!
[17:00] Akari
    Ugh. Study, study. My ears hurt.
[17:03] Akari
    My plan failed.
[17:05] Jiro
    Listen—
[17:06] Akari
    You're so dense.
[17:08] Jiro
    What made you think a blatant
    strategy like that would work?
[17:10] Jiro
    I swear...
[17:13] Jiro
    Hey, Watanabe. You did this right up to here.
[17:16] Akari
    Really?!
[17:17] Jiro
    Yeah.
[17:19] Jiro
    Try solving it like you
    did the one before it.
[17:22] Akari
    Um, so... 2x is t, right?
[17:25] Akari
    So this comes first...
[17:28] Akari
    Oh, man! I think I get it!
[17:34] Akari
    It...
[17:36] Akari
    It's over!
[17:38] Jiro
    You worked really hard!
[17:40] Jiro
    We made it further than I thought we would.
[17:42] Akari
    I told you it wouldn't
    be a problem, didn't I?
[17:46] Akari
    I might seriously be a genius.
[17:48] Jiro
    Yeah. You might be right.
[17:50] Jiro
    She's the type that improves
    through obvious praise.
[17:53] Jiro
    Wh-What? I really do think that!
[17:57] Akari
    Thanks, Jiro-sensei.
[18:00] Akari
    Just kidding!
[18:03] Akari
    Your heart just started racing, didn't it?
[18:05] Akari
    Guys seem to like that
    sort of thing. Why is that?
[18:08] Jiro
    How am I supposed to know?
[18:10] Jiro
    Come on. Let's get this cleaned
    up and have something to eat.
[18:13] Akari
    Okay. Let's do that, Sensei.
[18:17] Jiro
    What is this? She's really
    pestering me a lot today.
[18:19] Akari
    So how about that one?
[18:21] Akari
    Did that make your heart race?
[18:23] Jiro
    My heart did not race, then or now.
[18:26] Jiro
    Stop that! Come on, just clean up!
[18:29] Akari
    It's infuriating.
[18:31] Akari
    You're just Jiro, but you're
    better at academics than me.
[18:33] Akari
    At least get a little wound up.
    I feel like I'm losing here.
[18:37] Jiro
    Get wound up? Look, this isn't
    about winning or losing—
[18:42] Jiro
    Huh?! Wait... H-Hey!
[18:46] Akari
    Then how about this?
[18:50] Akari
    Is your heart racing now?
[18:53] Akari
    You're ignoring me again!
    That really pisses me off, you know!
[18:56] Jiro
    Remember!
[18:57] Jiro
    Remember that grotesque scene
    from the movie you saw yesterday!
[19:03] Jiro
    Wait!
[19:03] Akari
    You're always sneaking glances, right?
[19:06] Akari
    Go on. You can look.
[19:13] Jiro
    Shit! Not this again!
[19:17] Jiro
    Don't you dare lose, me!
[19:27] Akari
    Why...
[19:31] Jiro
    Damn it!
[19:42] Akari
    Hey, the sound of your heart
    is pretty wild right now.
[19:47] Akari
    It's pounding so hard.
[19:50] Jiro
    It is.
[19:51] Akari
    Welp, you lose. Too bad for you.
[20:01] Akari
    Wait, huh?
[20:02] Akari
    Hurry up and get off me.
[20:05] Akari
    Why does your face look so serious?
[20:08] Akari
    You can't, okay?
[20:11] Akari
    Wait... Your hand!
[20:12] Akari
    Are you listening?
[20:24] Akari
    I said you can't!
[20:35] Akari
    Jiro...
[20:41] Akari
    Wait, Jiro!
[20:42] Akari
    Your nose is bleeding!
[20:49] Akari
    Oh my God! You're adorable!
[20:52] Jiro
    Damn it! Whose fault do you think this is?
[20:54] Jiro
    I really messed up!
[20:57] Jiro
    Thank you, nosebleed! You saved me.
[21:00] Jiro
    And anyway...
[21:02] Jiro
    You've been acting weird all day.
[21:04] Akari
    Only because you're so desperate not
    to let Sakurazaka-san leave you behind.
[21:08] Jiro
    What?
[21:09] Akari
    You seemed so impatient and panicked.
    I just wanted to get you to take a breath.
[21:14] Jiro
    I'm not working this
    frantically just for myself.
[21:18] Jiro
    The sooner you can pair with
    Tenjin, the better, right?
[21:21] Jiro
    You're the one who always earns us points.
[21:24] Jiro
    I'm the one who holds us back.
[21:26] Jiro
    I mean, I'm sure you'd have done well
    no matter who you were paired with.
[21:30] Jiro
    I know how much you've helped me.
[21:33] Jiro
    I figured, with something like academics,
    I might be able to help you a bit, too,
[21:38] Jiro
    even at my level.
[21:42] Akari
    Don't try to act cool with
    a tissue stuck up your nose.
[21:45] Jiro
    Shut up! Would you just let that go already?!
[21:48] Jiro
    Don't say anything about it at school!
SIGN    Jiro
[21:55] Akari
    If we keep going like this and reach A-rank,
[21:57] Akari
    and Jiro and I change our pairing...
[22:00] Akari
    For the rest of my life, I'll never say
    "Welcome home" or "I'm back" to Jiro again.
[22:05] Akari
    And these clothes that smell
    of the same fabric softener
[22:08] Akari
    will each take on different scents.
[22:12] Akari
    But that's the right choice, isn't it?
[22:15] Akari
    Because all of this is only study.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Jiro
    I got a lower score on our modern
    Japanese test than Akari did!
SIGN    Underlined 3 "What can be gained from finding something more enjoyable than studying? Imagine it and write about it."
[23:53] Jiro
    "Imagine something more fun than
    studying and write about it."
[23:55] Jiro
    What kind of question is that?!
[23:57] (Flashback) Akari
    Hey, Jiro. Let's do something
    more fun than studying.
[24:02] Jiro
    Self-control!
[24:04] Jiro
    Nothing I came up with
    was appropriate to write!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.
[24:06] Jiro
    Next time, "A Male Virgin,
    but No Female Virgin."

Season 1

E6 - A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.

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[00:01] Akari
    Come in.
[00:03] Jiro
    Morning.
[00:04] Akari
    Good morning, Yakuin.
[00:06] Akari
    The curling iron's still hot,
    so be careful, okay?
[00:09] Jiro
    Okay.
[00:10] Jiro
    Did she call me by my last name?
[00:11] Jiro
    Feels like it's been ages since she did that.
[00:15] Akari
    Sorry, Yakuin.
[00:16] Akari
    We ran out of coffee, so it's hot milk today.
[00:20] Jiro
    Okay.
[00:22] Jiro
    She really is calling me by my last name.
[00:24] Jiro
    It doesn't seem like she's angry
    with me or anything, but...
[00:29] Akari
    Oh, yeah. They're gonna start posting
    the midterm updates today, right?
[00:33] Jiro
    Yeah. They're gonna come
    through the app, right?
[00:36] Akari
    We studied hard for the special tests,
    so we should be in a good place.
[00:40] Jiro
    Thanks.
[00:43] Akari
    Oh, jeez.
[00:44] Akari
    You've got some bedhead here, Yakuin.
[00:47] Akari
    I'll fix it for you later, okay?
[00:49] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[00:51] Akari
    Oh, that's right!
[00:53] Jiro
    Aside from using my last name,
    she's acting normal...
[00:55] Jiro
    or, actually, in a really good mood?
[00:59] Akari
    Look! Sachi gave me
    these chocolates yesterday!
[01:02] Akari
    She said it's the super fancy stuff!
[01:04] Akari
    Let's eat them together tonight!
[01:07] Jiro
    Sure.
[01:08] Akari
    I can't wait!
[01:09] Jiro
    What is this?
[01:11] Jiro
    What's going on?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
SIGN    girlfriend suddenly calling you by last name
[02:47] Kamo
    What?
[02:48] Kamo
    Why are you searching for that?
[02:50] Kamo
    Did you find yourself a girlfriend?
[02:52] Jiro
    Yeah, right.
[02:54] Jiro
    It's about Watanabe.
[02:56] Kamo
    What?
[02:57] Kamo
    You're trying to use real-life
    crowdsourced knowledge on Akari-chan?
[03:01] Kamo
    You of all people?
[03:03] Jiro
    Whose side are you on?
[03:06] Jiro
    Actually, do you and your wife argue?
[03:09] Kamo
    We sure do!
[03:10] Kamo
    Not long ago, she was irritated all day.
[03:13] Kamo
    So I asked, "Is it your period?"
    and patted her tummy,
[03:15] Kamo
    and she wouldn't even talk
    to me for a while after that.
[03:18] Jiro
    You are a shining example of how
    to get a woman to hate a man.
[03:21] Kamo
    That's right. Bow down to me.
[03:23] Kamo
    Actually, I wish my wife
    would just tell me things.
[03:27] Kamo
    If she said she wanted me
    to leave her alone, I would.
SIGN    Will do
SIGN    Read
SIGN    I'm buying shampoo on the way home.
    Which do you want?
[03:29] Jiro
    It'd help a lot if they'd just say something.
[03:32] Kamo
    Exactly.
SIGN    You can pick
[03:36] Mei
    I'm sorry I wasn't mindful enough to notice.
[03:42] Mei
    But I just can't see you that way.
[03:45] underclassman
    That's all right!
[03:46] underclassman
    I'm in love with you, Mei-senpai!
[03:49] Kamo
    Looks like the rumors were true.
[03:51] Jiro
    What do you mean?
[03:53] Kamo
    Apparently, Hamano Mei is
    super popular with the girls.
[03:56] Kamo
    There was a time when everyone
    was talking about it.
[03:59] Jiro
    Huh...
[04:00] Jiro
    Wait, what does sneaking
    around like this say about us?
[04:06] Mei
    Thank you for falling in love with me.
[04:08] Mei
    Your feelings make me super happy.
[04:11] Mei
    Come on. You've gotta smile so you can
    find someone a lot better than me.
[04:17] underclassman
    Then, just once...
[04:20] underclassman
    Please call me by my name!
[04:22] Mei
    All right.
[04:23] Mei
    Once I let you go,
    you can't cry anymore, okay,
[04:26] Mei
    Manami?
[04:27] underclassman
    Okay.
[04:30] Kamo
    I don't know why, but I feel a
    tremendous sense of utter defeat.
[04:34] Jiro
    Same.
[04:39] Jiro
    "I'm sorry I wasn't mindful
    enough to notice," huh?
[04:45] Jiro
    It's no use!
[04:47] Jiro
    I thought it over all day,
    and I still don't get it!
[04:50] Jiro
    What is it that I'm supposed to notice?
[04:53] Jiro
    Why is she calling me by my last name?
[04:56] underclassman
    Please call me by my name!
[04:59] (Flashback) Akari
    ...if you happened to be by my side,
[05:01] (Flashback) Akari
    and called me by my name...
[05:04] Jiro
    Nah, that can't be it.
[05:09] Jiro
    It can't be... Right?
[05:12] Akari
    I'm back!
[05:16] Jiro
    She's back.
[05:17] Jiro
    Should I try calling her
    by name just to check?
[05:19] Jiro
    But if I'm wrong,
    it'll be embarrassing as hell!
[05:22] Akari
    Hey!
[05:23] Jiro
    Yes?!
[05:23] Akari
    Did you see the midterm updates?
[05:26] Jiro
    N-No, but... right now, that's not really...
[05:27] Akari
    Look at our ranking!
SIGN    7th
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    8th
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    9th
SIGN    Sanada Nobuyuki
    Honda Matsuko
[05:29] Jiro
    E-Eighth?!
[05:31] Akari
    That's right!
[05:32] Jiro
    For real?
[05:33] Akari
    For real!
[05:33] Jiro
    For really real?
[05:34] Akari
    For really real!
[05:36] Akari
    We did it!
[05:38] Akari
    Oh my God, we did it! I'm so happy!
[05:41] Jiro
    Yay!
[05:43] Jiro
    B-B-But first, can I take my shower?
[05:46] Akari
    Oh.
[05:49] Akari
    This shampoo was definitely the right choice!
[05:52] Akari
    It smells so nice!
[05:53] Akari
    And it says it'll make your hair super silky.
[05:56] Akari
    Wouldn't that be hilarious?
    A super silky Yakuin.
[06:00] Jiro
    She seriously isn't calling me
    by my first name anymore.
[06:03] (Flashback) Akari
    I really like my name, you know?
[06:07] Akari
    I'm gonna start the hair dryer now.
[06:10] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:11] Akari
    Yakuin, it's not too hot, is it?
[06:14] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:15] Akari
    Hey, Yakuin?
[06:17] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:19] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:21] Jiro
    Huh? Wait...
[06:23] Jiro
    I wasn't... That was...
[06:25] Akari
    What is it, Jiro?
[06:28] Jiro
    Huh? Wait, did I actually...
    hit the nail on the head?
[06:33] Jiro
    A-Akari.
[06:36] Akari
    What is it, Jiro?
[06:38] Jiro
    So she really did want me
    to call her by her name?
[06:42] Jiro
    Wait...
[06:44] Jiro
    What?
[06:45] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:46] Akari
    Jeez...
[06:47] Akari
    If you don't need anything,
    don't say my name like that.
[06:50] Jiro
    Crap. I'm gonna start grinning.
[06:53] Jiro
    Akari.
[06:55] Akari
    Stop. Don't look at my face right now.
[06:58] Jiro
    Th-There's no need to be that embarrassed.
[07:01] Akari
    I'm not embarrassed!
[07:02] Jiro
    That's hot! Okay, you're not embarrassed!
    Of course you're not embarrassed!
[07:05] Jiro
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[07:07] Akari
    I mean, we are technically
    a married couple, so...
[07:09] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:12] Akari
    I'd prefer if you'd keep calling me "Akari."
[07:14] Akari
    That's how...
[07:18] Akari
    I like it.
[07:20] Akari
    We only have a little longer to go,
[07:22] Akari
    so please just indulge me, Jiro.
[07:26] Jiro
    That's right.
[07:28] Jiro
    Things will eventually go
    back to the way they were.
[07:31] Jiro
    She'll go back to being
    Watanabe, my classmate.
SIGN    Kasugahara Kyo
    Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Sanada Nobuyuki
    Honda Matsuko
[07:45] Mei
    For real?
[07:47] male students
    That way!
[07:47] Mei
    This is bad, Shiori!
[07:48] male students
    Defense! Defense!
[07:50] Mei
    If you don't commit to doing something,
    you're gonna lose Yakuin!
[07:53] Shiori
    Th-This again?
[07:55] Mei
    You didn't make any progress when
    you had class duty together.
[08:00] Mei
    At this rate, it'll all be over
    before he even notices anything.
[08:02] Mei
    People like Yakuin tend to
    go where they're pushed.
[08:06] Mei
    If you want to date him, you have
    to do more than his wife is doing!
[08:09] Shiori
    Th-That's easy to say...
[08:12] Mei
    It's possible that they've
    at least kissed already.
[08:15] Mei
    If you let your guard down, they might
    end up doing even more than that.
[08:19] Shiori
    M-More than that?
[08:21] Mei
    For now, I'll get things set up for you.
[08:25] boy 1
    Oh, crap!
[08:26] boy 2
    Heads up!
[08:32] Mei
    Hey! Shiori!
[08:33] male students
    Is she okay?!
[08:34] male students
    Oh, shit...
[08:36] Jiro
    Shiori collapsed?
[08:38] Mei
    She's resting in the nurse's office.
    You should go see her.
[08:41] Jiro
    Huh? Me?
[08:42] Mei
    You got something else to do?
[08:44] Jiro
    No, but... I mean... I don't really
    have a reason to go see her.
[08:49] Mei
    Do you need a reason to check
    on someone who's unwell?
[08:51] Mei
    Are you embarrassed to say
    you're worried about her?
[08:55] Mei
    If you don't want to go,
    that's a different story.
[08:58] Mei
    But if you're just trying to protect
    some weird sense of pride, just go.
[09:02] Mei
    Here. Take this with you.
[09:06] Mei
    I just don't get it, Shiori.
[09:08] Mei
    What do you like about a coward like him?
SIGN    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    I sent Yakuin to you.
SIGN    Read
[09:16] Shiori
    Mei-chan! This is too sudden!
[09:30] Shiori
    You can do this, me!
[09:33] Jiro
    Excuse me.
[09:35] Jiro
    Huh? Where's the nurse?
[09:37] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[09:41] Jiro
    Shiori?
[09:45] Shiori
    You came to see me?
[09:47] Shiori
    Come on in.
[09:49] Jiro
    O-Okay.
[09:52] Jiro
    Are you feeling better now?
[09:53] Shiori
    Yeah, thanks. Sorry for making you worry.
[09:58] Shiori
    But I'm happy you came to see me.
[10:02] Jiro
    Um, Hamano sent these.
    I'll leave them here.
[10:06] Jiro
    Huh? You already have some.
[10:08] Shiori
    Oh, Minami-kun brought those.
[10:12] Jiro
    Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense.
[10:15] Jiro
    You're married, after all.
[10:18] Shiori
    It seems like things are going well.
[10:20] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:21] Shiori
    With you and Watanabe-san.
    You made it to eighth place, right?
[10:24] Jiro
    Oh... Nah, it's more like things
    are finally working out.
[10:27] Jiro
    We're always arguing,
    so we lose points a lot.
[10:30] Shiori
    That sounds nice.
[10:31] Shiori
    I kinda want to try arguing with you, too.
[10:34] Jiro
    Why?!
[10:36] Shiori
    Well, I've known you for such a long time,
[10:38] Shiori
    but I've never seen you angry before.
[10:42] Shiori
    If I became your wife,
    would I be able to see that, too?
[10:48] Shiori
    Oh, I'm just talking about the practical!
[10:51] Jiro
    R-Right.
[10:53] Shiori
    I've been feeling anxious.
[10:55] Shiori
    I'm in high school now, but I
    still get nervous around boys.
[10:59] Shiori
    I'm a pain to deal with, huh?
[11:00] Jiro
    Not at all!
[11:02] Shiori
    But all the girls around me keep
    getting more and more mature,
[11:06] Shiori
    and I'm still a child.
[11:09] Jiro
    So things with Tenjin haven't
    gotten... more mature?
[11:12] Jiro
    Like, you know... kissing or whatever?
[11:16] Shiori
    We don't do that kind of thing!
[11:18] Shiori
    And even if things went that
    way with the person I loved,
[11:22] Shiori
    I'd be terrible at it,
    and they'd get sick of me.
[11:24] Jiro
    That wouldn't happen!
[11:26] Jiro
    Someone's first time is always precious.
[11:28] Jiro
    If it was me, I'd be happy
    no matter what form it took!
[11:33] Shiori
    H-Hey... You said before that
[11:36] Shiori
    if there was anything you could
    do to help, you would, right?
[11:41] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
[11:42] Shiori
    Will you do me the favor I'm about to ask?
[11:44] Jiro
    Huh?
[11:46] Shiori
    I want you to practice with me.
[11:50] Shiori
    K...
[11:51] Shiori
    Kissing.
[11:56] Shiori
    I-If you don't want to, that's totally okay!
[11:58] Shiori
    Sorry for just springing that on you!
[12:00] Shiori
    It's an imposition, right? I mean,
    you have Watanabe-san now...
[12:04] Jiro
    Why?
[12:05] Shiori
    Huh?
[12:06] Jiro
    Why me?
[12:09] Shiori
    You're the only one I could
    ask to do this. I'm sorry.
[12:13] Jiro
    I don't mind at all.
[12:14] Jiro
    We can practice, but, um...
[12:16] Jiro
    I'm probably not very good at it.
[12:19] Jiro
    Y-You're seriously okay with it being me?
[12:27] Shiori
    If you would, I'd appreciate it.
[12:31] Jiro
    Th-Then...
[12:35] Shiori
    Oh, gosh, my heart is racing so fast!
[12:39] Jiro
    So is mine.
[12:41] Shiori
    That makes me happy.
    Our hearts are racing together.
[12:45] Jiro
    I don't think it's possible...
[12:47] Jiro
    but if Shiori... is actually serious about me...
[12:51] Mei
    But if you're just trying to protect
    some weird sense of pride, just go.
[12:55] Jiro
    That's right! I have to go for it!
[13:00] Jiro
    If I don't go for it now...
[13:07] Shiori
    Wait, Jiro-kun!
[13:09] Shiori
    Let's not do this after all!
[13:11] Shiori
    We're not married.
    It probably wouldn't be right.
[13:16] Sachi
    Excuse me.
[13:18] Sachi
    Let me take a nap here, Sensei.
[13:20] Sachi
    Wait, no one's here.
[13:26] Sachi
    Ugh! You're at school, you know!
[13:29] Sachi
    Sorry for bothering you!
[13:47] Jiro
    S-Sorry!
[13:48] Jiro
    That was an accident!
[13:52] Shiori
    Y-Yeah, I know. It's okay.
[13:55] Shiori
    So, um, Jiro-kun, I'll be
    okay on my own now, so...
[14:00] Jiro
    R-R-Really? Th-Then I'll get going.
SIGN    Can I hang out with Sachi and
    the others after school?
SIGN    Will you be able to
    find something to eat?
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Can I hang out with Sachi and
    the others after school?
SIGN    Will you be able to
    find something to eat?
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Please answer me!
[14:24] Akari
    Don't ignore me, you idiot.
[14:26] Sachi
    Akari! So this is where you've been.
[14:29] Akari
    Sachi? Weren't you going to
    the nurse's office to skip class?
[14:33] Sachi
    I tried, but it wasn't gonna happen.
[14:35] Sachi
    When I went in, other
    people were there already.
[14:37] Sachi
    Between the curtains, I could
    see the shoes of a guy and a girl.
[14:40] Sachi
    And the bed was creaking.
[14:42] Akari
    Huh? What do you mean?
    You think they were doing that?
[14:45] Sachi
    What else could a guy and a girl
    be doing to make a bed creak?
[14:49] Sachi
    Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?
SIGN    Sorry.
    Shiori collapsed, so I
    was in the nurse's office.
SIGN    Got it.
SIGN    Jirooooo!
SIGN    Please answer me!
SIGN    Sorry.
    Shiori collapsed, so I
    was in the nurse's office.
SIGN    Got it.
[14:56] Akari
    No way.
[14:57] Sachi
    Akari? What is it?
[15:01] Akari
    Jiro...
[15:09] (Flashback) Akari
    Let's eat it together!
SIGN    7/5 Wednesday
[15:14] Jiro
    Akari's pretty late.
SIGN    Sorry we couldn't do an all-nighter
SIGN    You seem down. What's wrong?
    If it's something you can talk about, tell us
SIGN    Natsumi's worried about you, too
[15:28] manager
    Oh, Mikkun, you were about
    to clock out, weren't you?
[15:31] manager
    Sorry. I just need whipped cream on this.
[15:33] Minami
    Got it.
[15:35] manager
    The one who ordered it is a serious gyaru,
[15:38] manager
    but she seemed kinda down, so you
    can give her a little extra for free.
[15:41] Minami
    Really?
[15:47] manager
    Thank you for waiting!
[15:48] manager
    Please enjoy at your leisure.
[15:51] Akari
    It's so good! And sweet!
[15:54] Akari
    Huh?
SIGN    Extra whipped cream on the house.
    Hope it cheers you up.
[15:58] Akari
    Huh? Oh, crap! Did it show on my face?
[16:00] Akari
    How embarrassing!
[16:04] Akari
    Oh, I get it. I'm...
[16:06] Akari
    feeling depressed.
[16:09] Akari
    That guy's actually really nice.
[16:15] Akari
    Did Jiro really do that with Sakurazaka-san?
[16:19] Akari
    He said she's his first love, right?
[16:22] Akari
    Having your first time be with your
    first love would make anyone happy.
[16:28] Akari
    Just because Jiro and
    Sakurazaka-san are together now
[16:31] Akari
    doesn't mean anything's changed.
[16:33] Akari
    Jiro and I are a married
    couple right now, that's all.
[16:37] Akari
    It's nothing more than that, and yet...
[16:40] Akari
    If I open this door right now,
[16:42] Akari
    I feel like there'll be a
    Jiro there that I don't know.
[16:49] Akari
    Is he already asleep?
[16:58] Akari
    Why are you sleeping there?
[17:00] Akari
    And why are all your dirty
    clothes scattered everywhere?
[17:03] Akari
    I told you not to roll up
    your socks like that!
[17:06] Akari
    What am I, your mother?
[17:08] Akari
    Come on! I'm stepping on
    the pedal, but it won't...
[17:12] Akari
    Argh!
[17:17] Akari
    Got it!
[17:18] Akari
    Ugh!
[17:19] Akari
    I'm gonna start throwing my
    dirty clothes everywhere, too!
[17:22] Akari
    Are you okay with that?
[17:23] Akari
    And if you're going to sleep,
    sleep in your room!
[17:26] Akari
    And you could at least vacuum!
SIGN    7/5 Wednesday
SIGN    I just found out...
    Those chocolates have whiskey in them!
    You haven't eaten them, have you?!
[17:28] Akari
    Learn to cook something!
[17:30] Akari
    And I'm shouting here, so wake up already!
[17:33] Akari
    Jeez... My depression just disappeared.
[17:37] Akari
    The table's all messy, too...
[17:42] Akari
    You were waiting for me?
[17:48] Akari
    Idiot.
[17:51] Akari
    Hey, Jiro? Are you listening?
[18:09] Akari
    You're really not gonna wake up?
[18:11] Akari
    Are you alive?
[18:12] Akari
    Your wife is taking off her
    clothes here, you know.
[18:19] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[18:21] Akari
    Is this what you did in the nurse's office?
[18:25] Akari
    Or was it...
[18:27] Akari
    something far beyond this
    that I don't even know about?
[18:31] Akari
    Did you go off and become
    an adult without me?
[18:35] Akari
    I'd hate that. Don't leave me behind.
[18:39] Akari
    You know, I really will
    cheer you on in your love.
[18:44] Akari
    So just for now, while I'm
    your wife, could you wait?
[18:48] Akari
    Please, Jiro.
[18:57] Jiro
    Ow, my arm...
[19:02] Jiro
    Wha?!
[19:03] Jiro
    Why? Why is she sleeping next to me?!
[19:07] Jiro
    And what happened to her clothes?!
[19:12] Akari
    Good morning, Jiro.
[19:16] Akari
    What's wrong? I said good morning.
[19:19] Akari
    Hey!
[19:21] Akari
    Huh? What? What's wrong with you?
[19:23] Jiro
    That's what I want to ask you!
[19:25] Jiro
    Wh-What happened to your clothes?
    I can see everything!
[19:30] Jiro
    You didn't even realize it?!
[19:33] Jiro
    I have a ton of questions,
    but first, please put some clothes on.
[19:37] Jiro
    We can talk after—
[19:38] Akari
    What's the point now?
[19:40] Akari
    You're the one who took them off of me.
[19:45] Akari
    Wow, you're scum! You really
    forgot what happened last night?
[19:49] Jiro
    H-Hang on. Time out.
[19:50] Jiro
    What?
[19:51] Akari
    You really don't remember! What a jerk!
[19:54] Akari
    Even after all you did to me...
[19:57] Akari
    Don't!
[19:58] Jiro
    After "all" I did?!
[20:00] Jiro
    Wait, wait. I have absolutely
    no memory of anything.
[20:03] Jiro
    Does that mean we did it?
[20:05] Jiro
    That we went as far as it's possible to go?
[20:09] Jiro
    No, wait.
[20:10] Jiro
    She has Tenjin, but she'd
    let me have her body?
[20:12] Jiro
    Yeah, as if things would ever get
    like that between us, anyway...
[20:19] Jiro
    Except they already did!
[20:22] Jiro
    Wait!
[20:23] Jiro
    I'm not a virgin anymore?
[20:24] Akari
    Huh? Wh-Why are you asking me?!
[20:27] Akari
    Let go of me, you idiot!
[20:29] Jiro
    Oh, s-sorry.
[20:31] Jiro
    If we really did do it, I'd be
    absolute scum not to remember, right?
[20:36] Jiro
    I mean, it probably...
[20:38] Jiro
    wasn't just my first time.
[20:41] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[20:42] Akari
    Was last night your first time?
[20:44] Jiro
    Last night?!
[20:45] Jiro
    If it happened... then it was.
[20:48] Akari
    Really?
[20:49] Akari
    If you're lying, you don't get any dinner.
[20:52] Jiro
    It was. Why would I lie about that now?
[20:56] Akari
    I see.
[20:58] Akari
    So it was.
[21:00] Jiro
    Also... sorry.
[21:01] Akari
    Huh?
[21:02] Jiro
    I mean, since I was a virgin...
[21:05] Jiro
    I probably put most of the burden on you.
[21:08] Jiro
    It must have been difficult
    and painful because of m—
[21:11] Akari
    I was lying.
[21:12] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:13] Akari
    I lied.
[21:15] Akari
    Isn't that obvious?
[21:16] Akari
    Of course it was all a lie!
[21:18] Akari
    Talk about hilarious!
[21:20] Jiro
    You...
[21:21] Jiro
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[21:24] Akari
    You fell for it!
[21:26] Akari
    You should know I'm not that easy!
[21:30] Jiro
    Jeez... There are some lies that
    are just not okay, you know!
[21:34] Jiro
    But, yeah... Yeah, of course.
[21:36] Akari
    Come on. You could act a little
    disappointed, couldn't you?
[21:40] Jiro
    Well, of course I'm disappointed.
[21:45] Jiro
    I mean, I'm still a virgin.
[21:48] Jiro
    Ow! That hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[21:50] Jiro
    I'm sorry!
[21:51] Jiro
    Of course you'd never do that
    with a guy like me, right?
[21:54] Jiro
    I was being presumptuous!
[21:55] Akari
    It's not that!
[21:57] Akari
    I'd never do that when I know
    you have Sakurazaka-san.
[22:01] Jiro
    Huh? What did you say?
[22:04] Akari
    "I hate that my first time was
    with a girl I don't even love."
[22:07] Akari
    "I wish it had been Sakurazaka-san instead."
[22:09] Akari
    That's how you felt, right?
[22:10] Jiro
    Hey, I can't hear you!
[22:12] Akari
    Why don't you just say that?
[22:14] Jiro
    I don't know what you're saying!
[22:16] Akari
    I hate you, Jiro.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:51] Shiori
    What a nice feeling. I'd like
    to fall asleep just like this.
[23:55] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, come to me.
[23:57] Jiro
    Shiori!
[23:57] Shiori
    There's one Jiro-kun.
[23:59] Jiro
    Shiori!
[23:59] Shiori
    And two Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Shiori
    There's three Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Jiro
    Shiori!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Fireworks, but No Embrace.
[24:07] Mei
    Next time, "Fireworks, but No Embrace."

Season 1

E7 - Fireworks, but No Embrace.

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[00:03] Kamo
    Did something happen
    between you and your wife?
[00:07] Jiro
    What d'you mean?
[00:08] Kamo
    Every break, you run away and hide here.
[00:12] Kamo
    It made me wonder if you
    didn't want to see her.
[00:14] Jiro
    N-Nothing special happened.
[00:16] Kamo
    Huh...
[00:18] Jiro
    I mean, Akari's been the
    same as always since then.
[00:21] Kamo
    Oh, the Slie Pinca Dold
    spell works on that guy.
[00:25] Jiro
    Sleeping cuddled?
[00:27] Jiro
    No, not "sleeping cuddled"!
    He said "Slie Pinca Dold"!
[00:33] Shiori
    It's going to take a while to move all these.
[00:37] Natsumi
    Those going to the trash pickup site?
[00:38] Sachi
    They must be heavy. We'll carry them.
[00:41] Natsumi
    Peace!
[00:42] Shiori
    Ohashi-san! Takamiya-san!
[00:44] Shiori
    Thank you.
[00:45] Natsumi
    Leave it to us! This'll be
    a piece of cake for Sachi!
[00:48] Sachi
    Hey, you're helping, too!
[00:50] Sachi
    But for real, who would dump
    all this on just one person?
[00:53] Shiori
    I didn't have anything else to do,
    so I ended up saying I'd do it.
[00:57] Natsumi
    Sakurazaka-san, you're way too nice.
[00:59] Sachi
    Hey, you there! Slouchy!
[01:02] Sachi
    Come here.
[01:03] Kamo
    She means you.
[01:04] Jiro
    She means you.
[01:05] Kamo
    Otakus first.
[01:06] Jiro
    That's you, too!
[01:06] Sachi
    I mean both of you! You're both slouching!
[01:07] Kamo
    No, no, no!
[01:09] Sachi
    Get over here and help Sakurazaka-san.
[01:13] Jiro
    Shiori?
[01:14] Jiro
    You gotta be kidding me!
[01:18] Kamo
    Can someone so slouchy even
    be of service, I wonder?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 400 0 l 400 30 l 0 30
SIGN    Natsumi "Of course you can! We're relying on you, my man♥"
[01:22] Natsumi
    Of course you can!
    We're relying on you, my man!
[01:26] Kamo
    Taking out the trash is life!
    Taking out the trash is everything!
[01:29] Kamo
    I'd whale in a game to take out trash!
[01:31] Jiro
    I worry for his future.
[01:33] Sachi
    You, too, Akari's husband.
    Stop spacing out and get moving.
[01:36] Jiro
    Yes, ma'am!
[01:37] Sachi
    How should we divide it up?
[01:39] Natsumi
    The two of us will take these three.
    One for me, two for Glasses-kun.
[01:43] Kamo
    Absolutely!
[01:44] Sachi
    Okay.
[01:45] Sachi
    I can handle these two, so Sakurazaka-san
    and Slouchy-kun can take that big one.
[01:50] Shiori
    T-Takamiya-san, please,
    let's carry it together!
[01:54] Shiori
    ...carry it together!
[01:56] Jiro
    Sob.
SIGN    Jiro has suffered
    
    
    
    
    near-fatal damage
[02:00] Kamo
    Hey, what's wrong? Got the runs?
[02:02] Kamo
    The restroom in the gym is the closest.
[02:05] Jiro
    My heart...
[02:06] Kamo
    Huh?
[02:07] Sachi
    Sorry. I guess most people wouldn't
    want to do this as a guy-girl pair, huh?
[02:10] Sachi
    Pair up with me instead.
[02:13] Shiori
    Okay. Thank you.
[02:16] Natsumi
    Um...
SIGN    Josui Ryokuchi
[02:23] Akari
    Yum! This new flavor is amazing!
[02:27] Sachi; Natsumi
    Right? Right?
[02:28] Sachi
    It's yummy, right?
[02:29] Natsumi
    It's crazy good, isn't it?
[02:33] Sachi; Natsumi
    Hey, do you...
[02:36] Natsumi
    My question will take a while,
    so you go ahead, Sachi.
[02:39] Sachi
    Well, mine isn't exactly light
    conversation either, so I'll go after.
[02:42] Natsumi
    Mine's probably heavier.
[02:44] Sachi
    No, no, I know mine is...
[02:46] Akari
    Just play rock-paper-scissors!
[02:49] Sachi; Natsumi
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[02:51] Akari; Natsumi
    Go ahead!
[02:54] Sachi
    Akari!
[02:55] Akari
    Huh?
[02:56] Sachi
    So... If you're being totally honest,
    what do you think of Yakuin?
[03:00] Sachi
    You've avoided the topic all this time...
[03:03] Sachi
    But it's not like you don't feel
    anything for him at all, right?
[03:07] Akari
    I-It's not... I mean...
[03:10] Sachi
    Oh, jeez. She's not even denying it anymore.
[03:14] Sachi
    I get it. I mean, I'm your best friend.
[03:16] Sachi
    That's why it really hurts
    to watch you right now.
[03:19] Natsumi
    Akari, what about Minami-kun?
[03:21] Natsumi
    Before, you'd squee just from
    seeing his name on the class roster.
[03:25] Akari
    Minami-kun and Sakurazaka-san
    seem to really be hitting it off.
[03:29] Akari
    It makes me wonder if I'm
    just getting in the way.
[03:32] Sachi
    Of course you're not!
[03:34] Sachi
    Everyone's just trying to
    look good for the practical.
[03:37] Akari
    But...
[03:37] Natsumi
    And it's not like we're saying you
    shouldn't turn toward Virgin-kun.
[03:42] Natsumi
    I just don't want you to get
    swept up in the mood, that's all.
[03:45] Sachi
    That's right.
[03:47] Sachi
    Yakuin might've been like that with
    any wife, even if it wasn't you.
[03:51] Sachi
    Just give it some calm, rational thought.
[03:54] Akari
    Even if it wasn't me... You're right.
[03:58] Natsumi
    Akari! Cheer up!
[04:01] Sachi
    That's right. Quit moping around.
[04:03] Sachi
    It's not like those two are
    your only options, anyway.
[04:07] Akari
    That tickles, you two!
[04:11] Akari
    I'll see you tomorrow!
[04:14] Natsumi
    See you tomorrow!
[04:17] Natsumi
    Hey, Virgin-kun and Sakurazaka-san
    haven't started dating, right?
[04:23] Sachi
    I don't know. It seemed like something
    happened between them, but...
[04:25] Natsumi
    Akari doesn't know about
    Sakurazaka-san's feelings, right?
[04:29] Natsumi
    What if Akari says she really
    wants to be with Virgin-kun?
[04:33] Sachi
    That'd be fine.
[04:34] Sachi
    It's not like Akari has to give up
    on him because of Sakurazaka-san.
[04:38] Sachi
    I just want her to give serious
    thought to what she wants for herself.
[04:42] Sachi
    Akari is so conscientious of the people
    around her. How does she truly feel?
[04:46] Natsumi
    Sachi...
[04:47] Sachi
    If only something would happen that
    could serve as a decisive moment for her.
[04:50] Sachi
    I'd support her in any way I could.
[04:53] Sachi
    There's gotta be some way...
SIGN    Ohori Park
    
    Fireworks Festival
SIGN    7/17 (Mon.)
SIGN    °Rain date will be the 18th.
[04:58] Sachi; Natsumi
    This is it!
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[06:31] Akari
    Hey, it's way too loose!
[06:34] Akari
    It's supposed to be tight enough that
    you can only fit your index finger in it.
[06:37] Akari
    Come on, pull it as tight as you can.
[06:39] Jiro
    That's easy for you to say...
[06:44] Akari
    Virgin.
[06:45] Jiro
    That has nothing to do with this.
[06:47] Jiro
    Jeez... It's not like you have to go out
    of your way to wear a yukata, y'know.
[06:51] Akari
    What? Minami-kun will be there.
    I can't just wear what I usually wear!
[06:56] Jiro
    Even if Tenjin's there, it's not like you'll
    be walking around the place together.
[07:00] Akari
    Girls can't afford to relax,
    even for a moment.
[07:03] Jiro
    All she ever does around me is relax.
[07:05] Jiro
    Is she saying she doesn't see me as a man?
[07:08] Akari
    Oh, the way this one's tied is pretty cute!
[07:08] Jiro
    Like what happened the other morning.
[07:10] Jiro
    She leaves herself way too open.
[07:12] Jiro
    If I untied this cord, she'd
    be left in her underwear!
[07:12] Akari
    Oh, this one's nice, too!
[07:14] Jiro
    Does she realize that?
[07:16] Akari
    Hey, Jiro, which do you think...
[07:19] Akari
    And what is that about?
[07:20] Jiro
    Oh, nothing.
[07:21] Akari
    You're not looking me in the eye, though.
[07:23] Jiro
    Please don't let it bother you.
[07:25] Akari
    Come on, do it right!
    My love is on the line here!
[07:28] Akari
    This is next.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 30 l 0 30
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 30 l 0 30
SIGN    m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Introduction:
SIGN    Tying Simple and Pretty Obi for Yukata
SIGN    Kai-no-kuchi knot
    For both men and women, this is our
    recommendation for couples who want
    to match! Simple and impossible to mess up,
    it gives a snappy impression. With its air of
    maturity, it's a perfect match for chic yukata.
[07:30] Akari
    Which one do you like?
[07:32] Akari
    And you can't say "all of them."
[07:33] Jiro
    What? I don't really know...
[07:36] Jiro
    Maybe this ribbon bow style?
[07:38] Akari
    What? It's so childish, though!
[07:40] Akari
    Anything but that, I think.
[07:42] Jiro
    Why'd you even ask, then?!
[07:43] Akari
    Unlike you, Minami-kun
    likes more mature styles.
[07:47] Akari
    Oh! I'll do this one, thanks!
[07:49] Jiro
    Yes, of course. As you command.
[07:52] Jiro
    Why am I doing this?
[07:53] Akari
    What's this? Are you jealous?
[07:56] Jiro
    I am not.
[07:57] Akari
    Oh, really? What a brat.
[07:59] Akari
    Well, you just watch the fireworks
    from the veranda all alone and lonely.
[08:04] Akari
    And while you're doing that, Minami-kun
    and I will have a nice mood going.
[08:07] Akari
    Now, tie me already.
[08:09] Akari
    Oh, right! Don't bother calling
    me if you get lonely.
[08:13] Akari
    I'll be busy with Minami-kun.
[08:15] Jiro
    This little...
[08:20] Jiro
    We've cleared the hard part.
[08:22] Jiro
    All that's left is to tuck in the ends.
[08:24] Jiro
    I'll turn it around to the front so you—
[08:25] Akari
    Okay, go ahead.
[08:26] Jiro
    What?
[08:26] Akari
    Huh? What do you mean, "what"?
[08:29] Jiro
    Nothing.
[08:31] Jiro
    Okay, suck in your stomach for me.
[08:33] Akari
    Wow, that's a super rude thing to say.
[08:36] Jiro
    Okay, then, excuse my hands.
[08:39] Akari
    What're you saying that for?
[08:42] Jiro
    Don't give me that!
[08:43] Jiro
    Yukata fabric is so thin,
    I can feel everything.
[08:46] Jiro
    How she's soft, warm, so slender
    it seems like she might snap in half...
[08:50] Jiro
    Damn it! Why am I the only
    one affected by this?
[08:52] Jiro
    I'm so pathetic.
[08:57] Jiro
    Akari, it's not too tight?
[09:00] Akari
    No, it's fine. Thanks, Jiro.
[09:05] woman
    It's so pretty!
[09:09] woman
    We have to get yakisoba, right?
[09:10] man
    Really?
[09:12] Natsumi
    Akari, you look so cute!
[09:14] Sachi
    Forget lucky underwear,
    you wore a lucky yukata!
[09:17] Natsumi
    It looks so good on you!
[09:18] Natsumi
    Light blue was totally the right choice.
[09:20] Akari
    Thanks.
[09:22] Akari
    The pink looks great on you, too, Natsumi!
[09:24] Natsumi
    Akari, you always compliment me! I love you!
[09:27] Sachi
    I complimented you, too!
[09:29] Natsumi
    Oh, that's right.
[09:29] Natsumi
    I love you!
[09:31] Sachi
    Tenjin and the other guys should be here soon.
[09:34] Akari
    Other guys? Like Terafune?
[09:36] Sachi
    Yeah.
[09:36] Natsumi
    We've laid the groundwork with everyone
    other than Minami-kun, so it's all set.
[09:40] Natsumi
    Isn't that great, Akari?
[09:41] Akari
    What? You told everyone?!
    That's super embarrassing!
[09:44] Natsumi
    It's not like it matters now.
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Deluxe
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
SIGN    Piled High Yakisoba
[09:46] Natsumi
    Everyone knows you squee over Minami-kun.
[09:49] Sachi
    That's right. And that's why
    no one tries anything with you.
[09:52] Akari
    Are you serious?
[09:53] Sachi
    Don't worry, Akari.
[09:55] Sachi
    If you can get even a little
    closer, that's enough, right?
[09:57] Natsumi
    Don't let it get you all worked up!
    We're all here with you.
[10:00] Natsumi
    And you look super cute in your yukata!
[10:02] Sachi
    That's right! Be confident!
[10:05] Akari
    Yukata...
[10:07] Akari
    The yukata that Jiro dressed me in.
[10:11] Akari
    I'll show Minami-kun this yukata.
[10:15] Akari
    If I fall even more in love with Minami-kun,
[10:18] Akari
    and spend every day obsessed
    with him like I did before...
[10:21] Akari
    Will I still be able to pull off
    my married life with Jiro
[10:25] Akari
    and cheer him on in his love, too?
[10:33] Akari
    Thanks.
[10:36] Akari
    I'll give it my very best!
[10:39] Terafune
    Takamiya!
[10:41] Natsumi
    Huh? Where's Minami-kun?
[10:47] Terafune; Takeshita; Wajiro
    We're really sorry!
[10:48] Sachi
    Hey. What do you mean by that?
    Explain yourselves.
[10:52] Terafune
    Well... he said something about
    his job calling him in to help.
[10:55] Sachi
    What?!
[10:56] Terafune
    The fireworks festival brought
    in a flood of customers.
[10:59] Terafune
    He's just such a nice guy...
[11:00] Terafune
    I couldn't stop him.
[11:02] Sachi
    If Tenjin isn't coming,
    there's no point to the rest of this!
[11:05] Terafune
    You're right. Sorry.
[11:08] Sachi
    Forget about me introducing you to any girls.
[11:10] Wajiro; Takeshita
    Takamiya-sama!
[11:12] Terafune
    Watanabe, I'm really sorry.
[11:15] Akari
    Don't worry about it! Actually,
    I'm sorry you got dragged into this.
[11:18] Akari
    Thanks, Terafune.
[11:20] Terafune
    Um, I'll treat you to
    something as an apology.
[11:23] Terafune
    What do you want to eat?
    Or we could go look around and—
[11:26] Sachi
    Okay, get going!
[11:28] Terafune
    Takamiya...
[11:29] Sachi
    Three yakisoba, two takoyaki,
    and three candied apples.
[11:33] Sachi
    Then we'll call it even.
[11:35] Takeshita
    Takamiya-sama!
[11:37] Wajiro
    We are grateful and overjoyed!
[11:39] Terafune
    What?
[11:39] Wajiro
    At 7:30 pm, Terafune was arrested
    on suspicion of hitting on someone.
[11:40] Terafune
    Hey, get off!
[11:41] Terafune
    I'll go! Let go of me!
[11:43] Terafune
    Crap.
[11:43] Terashita
    We will now begin the interrogation.
[11:45] Terafune
    Cut it out!
[11:46] Natsumi
    Huh... Didn't know that about Terafune-kun.
[11:49] Sachi
    Sorry, Akari.
[11:50] Sachi
    We said we'd create a chance for you,
    and things turned out like this.
[11:54] Akari
    It's okay. Thanks. I'm grateful to all of you.
SIGN    Delicious Chocolate Banana Deluxe
[11:58] Natsumi
    Let's ask the boys to get
    us something sweet, too!
[12:01] Sachi
    Yeah. We should go after them.
    Wait here a sec.
[12:04] Akari
    Okay.
[12:09] Akari
    I wore a yukata because
    Minami-kun was coming.
[12:11] Akari
    I put a lot of effort into my makeup,
[12:13] Akari
    and I spent more time than usual on my hair.
[12:18] Akari
    I thought this would be my chance.
[12:20] Akari
    I thought if I saw Minami-kun here,
    something would change.
[12:25] Akari
    So why did I feel relieved when
    I heard Minami-kun couldn't make it?
[12:30] Akari
    I love Minami-kun.
[12:33] Akari
    Chasing after Minami-kun like I used to...
[12:37] Akari
    Simply acting out the role of
    Jiro's wife like I used to...
[12:41] Akari
    But... things changing to
    be like that is still...
[12:45] Akari
    It's still scary to me.
[12:47] Akari
    I know I'm not the one next to either of them.
[12:51] Akari
    Once I make a choice, I'll never again...
[12:55] Wajiro
    Terafune, just give up already.
[12:57] Terafune
    No! Watanabe said she likes fish.
[13:00] Wajiro
    Pretty sure she meant she likes to eat fish.
[13:03] Akari
    No, no! Why am I getting
    all discouraged now?
[13:07] Akari
    Everyone's cheering me on!
    I have to do my best!
[13:09] Akari
    I know! I could stop by where he works!
[13:12] woman
    Wow, look!
[13:13] female HS student 1
    Hey, he's pretty hot!
[13:15] female HS student 2
    Do you think he's famous?
[13:17] female HS student 1
    But the girl with him
    seems like his girlfriend.
[13:21] Akari
    Minami-kun...
[13:23] Akari
    He said he was working...
[13:30] Terafune
    Maybe it's time to bow out
    gracefully and give up.
[13:35] Terafune
    But why?
[13:37] Terafune
    I've tried so hard.
[13:44] Sachi
    We're back, Akari!
[13:45] Natsumi
    We've got fresh baby castella cakes!
[13:48] Natsumi
    What's wrong? You look a little pale.
[13:51] Akari
    Do I? Sorry, I just...
[13:54] Akari
    I'm not used to wearing a yukata.
    It might be too tight.
[13:57] Sachi
    Really?
[13:57] Natsumi
    Akari, you should go home for today.
[14:00] Natsumi
    Minami-kun isn't coming anyway, right?
[14:02] Sachi
    That's right! Let's start
    looking for the next chance!
[14:06] Akari
    Yeah.
[14:08] Akari
    Thanks.
[14:11] Minami
    That was a heck of a crowd.
[14:13] Minami
    Maybe we should've taken
    a different street. Sorry.
[14:16] Shiori
    It's okay. The shortest route to the
    supermarket is through the shrine grounds.
[14:22] Minami
    Well, my work is that way.
[14:25] Minami
    Sorry to make you go shopping all the time.
[14:27] Minami
    I'll go buy the heavy stuff tomorrow.
[14:30] Shiori
    Don't worry! Just leave it to me!
[14:32] Shiori
    We're a married couple, after all.
[14:34] Shiori
    We have to do our best
    to help each other out!
[14:37] Shiori
    And this is something that will
    affect your college references.
[14:40] Minami
    You really saved me here. Thanks.
[14:44] Shiori
    Be careful out there!
[14:49] Shiori
    A fireworks festival...
[14:52] Shiori
    I wonder if Jiro-kun went...
[15:02] Jiro
    Oh, man.
[15:05] Jiro
    Did I catch a chill after my bath?
[15:07] (Flashback) Akari
    And while you're doing that, Minami-kun
    and I will have a nice mood going.
[15:12] Jiro
    I wonder if Akari's got a
    nice mood going right now.
[15:16] Jiro
    What'd she mean by a "nice mood," anyway?
[15:19] Jiro
    Like... a kiss?
[15:25] Jiro
    Holding hands, hugging, kissing...
[15:30] Jiro
    They're the same things, but if Tenjin
    does them, will it make him her boyfriend?
[15:34] Jiro
    What about me, then?
[15:35] Jiro
    If we change our pairings and I'm
    not her mock husband anymore,
[15:38] Jiro
    then I'll be...
[15:40] Jiro
    ...a friend?
[15:41] Jiro
    No. Just a classmate?
[15:45] Jiro
    We've spent every day
    together for so long now,
[15:47] Jiro
    but with the "married couple" aspect gone...
[15:50] Jiro
    Will there really be nothing left?
[15:53] Jiro
    I did all that stuff with her
    before Tenjin, though...
[16:00] Jiro
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just who do I think I am?!
[16:02] Jiro
    I make myself sick!
[16:06] Jiro
    Tch. Who's calling me now,
    when I'm feeling this gross?
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
    Cell Phone
[16:10] Jiro
    Huh?
[16:12] Jiro
    I can answer, right?
    I mean, she's the one calling me.
[16:16] Jiro
    Hello?
[16:18] Jiro
    Hello, Akari?
[16:25] Akari
    Jiro...
[16:27] Jiro
    What's wrong?
[16:28] Akari
    I knew I wasn't...
[16:39] Jiro
    Where are you right now?
[16:41] Jiro
    Where are you? I'll be right there.
[16:44] Akari
    Jiro... I'm sorry.
[16:50] Akari
    Jiro!
[16:51] Jiro
    Oh, for crying out loud... I'll run!
[16:55] Jiro
    Tell me where you are!
[16:57] Jiro
    What? Why'd she hang up?!
[16:59] Jiro
    Wait, wait, wait!
    Hang on a minute! Come on!
SIGN    All Missed
SIGN    Call Log
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Home
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Kamo
SIGN    Home
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
    Calling
[17:05] Jiro
    Come on, answer!
[17:10] Jiro
    Huh?
[17:16] Jiro
    Akari...
[17:17] Akari
    I'm sorry. I ended up coming home.
[17:23] Akari
    After you did my yukata and everything...
[17:28] Akari
    I'm so sorry!
[17:32] Akari
    Everyone worked so hard for me, but...
[17:36] Akari
    I'm sorry.
[17:38] Akari
    Everyone...
[17:41] Akari
    I'm sorry!
[17:53] Jiro
    Welcome home.
[17:57] Jiro
    Welcome home, Akari.
[18:10] Akari
    I'm back, Jiro!
[18:27] Akari
    Sachi and Natsumi both told me
    this yukata looked nice on me.
[18:32] Akari
    I'm glad I wore it.
[18:33] Jiro
    But doesn't the obi make it hard to breathe?
[18:36] Jiro
    You're home now. Why not take it off?
[18:38] Akari
    That's sexual harassment. Gross.
[18:40] Jiro
    That is not what I meant!
[18:44] Akari
    Hey, do I look cute in a yukata?
[18:48] Akari
    What do you think of the
    wife you dressed yourself?
[18:53] Jiro
    I still think the ribbon
    bow would suit you better.
[18:56] Akari
    Aw, hiding your embarrassment again?
[18:58] Akari
    Are you still pouting?
[18:59] Akari
    You are jealous, aren't you?
[19:02] Jiro
    I don't know.
[19:14] Jiro
    Whoa, what is it?
[19:17] Akari
    Give me your hand.
[19:18] Jiro
    Wait...
[19:19] Jiro
    What? Huh?
[19:22] Jiro
    Um...
[19:23] Akari
    Go ahead.
[19:23] Jiro
    W-With what?
[19:25] Akari
    Go ahead and do a ribbon bow.
[19:29] Akari
    Do what you like.
[19:35] Jiro
    O-Okay, then...
[19:48] Akari
    Aren't you done yet?
[19:50] Akari
    The fireworks are gonna be over, clumsy.
[19:52] Jiro
    No one asked you! This is only the
    second time in my life I've done this.
[20:07] Jiro
    Uh-oh.
[20:08] Akari
    What? Did you mess it up?
[20:10] Jiro
    No, just...
[20:11] Jiro
    No matter how many times I look at what
    I'm supposed to do next, I don't get it.
[20:14] Akari
    Well, there's a video version, too.
[20:16] Akari
    Let me see.
[20:24] Jiro
    That was close!
[20:27] Jiro
    Th-This is... It's not...
[20:31] Jiro
    Huh?
[20:32] Jiro
    H-Hey, let—
[20:36] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[20:38] Akari
    Stay like this and say my name.
[20:41] Akari
    If you say my name,
[20:43] Akari
    I feel like I'll be able to try again.
[20:49] Akari
    Sometimes I lose confidence
    in myself, you know?
[20:56] Jiro
    Akari.
[20:58] Akari
    Yeah. More.
[21:02] Jiro
    Akari.
[21:03] Akari
    More.
[21:05] Jiro
    Akari.
[21:13] Akari
    Wow, it's beautiful! And so cute!
[21:15] Jiro
    Wow, that's amazing!
    Wait, what is it? A peach?
[21:18] Akari
    It's a heart, you dork!
[21:20] Akari
    It's upside-down.
[21:22] Jiro
    Oh... Oh!
[21:25] Akari
    Jiro...
[21:28] Akari
    Thanks.
[21:30] Akari
    For not asking me what happened today.
[21:33] Jiro
    We're married. Helping each other
    out is what we're supposed to do.
[21:37] Jiro
    I didn't ask because I didn't want to know.
[21:42] Jiro
    I'm rooting for her to be with Tenjin, but...
[21:45] Akari
    Oh, it's upside-down again.
[21:47] Jiro
    When I heard her crying through the phone...
[21:50] Jiro
    When I realized that she'd come home...
[21:52] Jiro
    Why did I feel relieved?
[21:55] Jiro
    The timing didn't work out this time,
[21:58] Jiro
    but there'll be more fireworks
    festivals this year and next year.
[22:01] Akari
    Yeah. Thanks.
[22:04] Jiro
    We're a married couple,
[22:06] Jiro
    and marriage means pledging
    to spend a lifetime together.
[22:08] Jiro
    But for us, there is no "next year,"
[22:10] Jiro
    so this small view we
    see from this veranda...
[22:13] Jiro
    is probably the first and last
    fireworks show we'll watch together.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Sachi
    Actually, I had a yukata all prepared, too.
[23:53] Natsumi
    That works surprisingly well!
[23:55] Sachi
    You didn't need to say "surprisingly"!
[23:56] Wajiro; Takeshita
    It's nice! Super nice!
[23:58] Natsumi
    Too bad, though. We're all done here!
[24:00] Shiori
    Um, actually, I had one ready, too!
[24:04] Wajiro; Takeshita
    Brava! Brava! It's just too good!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.
[24:06] Shiori
    Next time, "An Entreaty, but No Reassurance."

Season 1

E8 - An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.

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[00:04] Shiori
    We haven't been able to really talk since then.
[00:13] Shiori
    How long will things stay this way?
[00:20] Mei
    There's no way things are going
    to stay this way forever, right?
SIGN    The Forest of Courage is also
    known as the Forest of Decision.
SIGN    Chloris
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN    As the hero, which princess
    is fitting for you?
SIGN    Make the wrong choice and
    this kingdom will be destroyed.
[00:35] Jiro
    What the heck...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 270 0 l 270 106 l 0 106
SIGN    Lancia
SIGN    Well, I believe
     in you!
[00:41] Jiro
    What the heck?
SIGN    Lucky Item
    Lucky Color
    Overall Luck ★★☆☆☆
    It will be easy to feel depressed. If you can stay positive,
    you may be able to brighten everything around you, as well.
     Luck in Money ★☆☆☆☆
     You may have unexpected expenses.
     Luck in Love ★★☆☆☆
     Think about what it is that's most important to you.
     Luck in Academics ★★☆☆☆
     Your hard work will likely pay off.
    Beware of careless mistakes.
    
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:31] Jiro
    Y-You're sure?
[02:33] Jiro
    I can look?
[02:37] Jiro
    Ready, and...
SIGN    Seishun Academy
    Marriage Practical Homepage for Students
    Latest News Practical Overview Practical Schedule
    Schedule Procedures Personal Page
     Regarding Furnishings
    Points to note regarding furnishings for use during the practical.
    Those with questions should consult their homeroom teachers.
    Latest News
SIGN    1st |
     2nd | 95 | Kaizuka
     3rd | 92 | Miyajidake Asahi
     4th | 90 | Shingu Aoba | Hakozaki Umi
     5th | 88 | Sanada Nobuyuki | Honda Matsuko
     6th | 86 | Tenjin Minami | Sakurazaka Shiori
     7th | 85 | Shimoori Wakahisa | Omuta Katsuki
     8th | 84 | Fukuma Terukuni | Jouno Honami
     9th | 82 | Kasugahara Kyo | Sangamori Hatsune
     10th | 82 | Okubo Osamu | Shuto Kyoko
     11th | 81
     12th | 81
     13th | 79
     14th | 60 | Mitoma Kiyokazu | Nakahara
     15th | 59 | Shirakihara Chitose | Kaneda Sue
[02:41] Jiro
    Th-Thirteenth.
[02:43] Akari
    What?! Just three places short?
[02:45] Akari
    We were super close! That's so annoying.
[02:48] Jiro
    I'm pretty sure the pair in fifth
    started dating last month.
[02:52] Akari
    For real? Well, there's no
    way we could beat that.
[02:57] Akari
    Oh, well. No helping it now.
[03:00] Akari
    I'll be counting on you for another month,
[03:02] Akari
    darling.
[03:04] Jiro
    Yeah.
[03:09] Jiro
    I dunno...
[03:12] Jiro
    I never found out what happened that day,
[03:15] Jiro
    and Akari went back to normal,
    like nothing had happened.
[03:19] Jiro
    But she cried so much, and she still
    seems determined to switch partners.
[03:24] Jiro
    Is that how much she wants to be with Tenjin?
[03:27] Akari
    Jiro!
[03:29] Akari
    This is terrible!
[03:32] Jiro
    What is it? What happened?
[03:37] Akari
    That creep showed up! Help me!
[03:40] Jiro
    Huh? What creep?
[03:41] Akari
    Please! Please! Please!
    Hurry! Hurry, Jiro!
[03:45] Jiro
    Calm down, Akari! Who showed up?
[03:48] Akari
    A spider!
[03:52] Jiro
    Don't barge in on me in the
    bath over a stupid spider!
[03:54] Jiro
    I'm stark naked here!
[03:55] Akari
    What do you mean, "a stupid spider"?
[03:57] Akari
    And who cares about a body like yours?!
[03:59] Jiro
    Whoa! That counterattack hit hard!
[04:01] Akari
    I don't care!
[04:02] Akari
    Just do something about that creep right now!
[04:05] Akari
    I can't go back into the living room!
[04:07] Jiro
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[04:08] Jiro
    Get me my towel and clothes first!
[04:13] Jiro
    So?
[04:14] Jiro
    Where is this spider?
[04:20] Akari
    It... It's gone!
[04:23] Jiro
    Stay calm. How big was it?
[04:25] Akari
    About this big.
[04:27] Jiro
    Huh? That's tiny!
[04:28] Akari
    It doesn't matter how small it is!
    I can't handle spiders!
[04:32] Jiro
    All right, I get it. Sorry.
[04:34] Jiro
    I'm dealing with hugeness myself.
[04:36] Akari
    It might suddenly show up again.
[04:40] Jiro
    She's cute when she's meek and quiet.
[04:42] Akari
    Hey, I want a snack.
[04:44] Jiro
    Go ahead.
[04:45] Akari
    Come to the kitchen with me!
[04:47] Jiro
    Huh?
[04:48] Akari
    Okay. Forward!
[04:49] Jiro
    But that's only when she's
    being meek and quiet.
[04:54] Akari
    I ate too much.
[04:55] Akari
    Gotta do my nails next.
[04:57] Jiro
    How long should I stay here?
[05:00] Akari
    Well... until the spider
    shows up and you catch it.
[05:04] Jiro
    Oh, come on. If you call for me,
    I'll come right back.
[05:07] Akari
    Then I'm calling for you now.
[05:09] Akari
    It'll be scary if it suddenly shows up again.
[05:11] Jiro
    The feel of that hugeness against my leg!
[05:20] Akari
    Jiro...
[05:24] Akari
    Come with me?
[05:25] Jiro
    Are you serious?!
[05:29] Akari
    Jiro! You're there, right?
[05:32] Jiro
    Yes.
[05:34] Akari
    Cover your ears, okay?
[05:36] Jiro
    Right! The sound!
[05:38] Akari
    Jiro?
[05:38] Jiro
    I said I'm here!
[05:39] Akari
    You can still hear!
[05:41] Jiro
    I was just about to cover my ears!
[05:42] Jiro
    It's no good.
[05:44] Jiro
    I can't help but imagine what's happening
    in there, even if I don't want to!
[05:46] Jiro
    Please, hurry up and come out!
[05:48] Jiro
    While my conscience still lives!
[05:53] Akari
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:57] Jiro
    I'll go, too. Saves me having to come back.
[06:00] Jiro
    I know! It'll just take a few seconds!
[06:08] Akari
    I wish I could die!
[06:10] Akari
    This is the worst! The absolute worst!
[06:12] Akari
    Asking him to come to the
    bathroom with me is so wrong!
[06:14] Akari
    I'm so embarrassed, I just want to disappear.
[06:17] Akari
    But since it's Jiro, I figured he'd
    come with me instead of saying no.
[06:22] Akari
    I'm glad Jiro's the one with me.
[06:25] Akari
    I'd never be able to ask Minami-kun
    for something like this.
[06:31] Jiro
    Here.
[06:34] Jiro
    Let's head back.
[06:36] Akari
    You washed your hands?
[06:37] Jiro
    Freshly washed!
[06:42] Akari
    Thanks.
[06:47] Jiro
    And after the way she was just minutes ago...
[06:50] Jiro
    I really am living with a gyaru.
[06:53] Jiro
    At first, I thought it'd never work,
    but somehow or other...
[06:57] Akari
    Hey, I want some of that, too.
[06:59] Jiro
    Oh, there's some in the freezer.
[07:01] Akari
    What?
[07:01] Akari
    I can't go. I'm scared of the spider.
[07:03] Akari
    I just want one bite, so yours is fine.
[07:05] Jiro
    Then I'll get a spoon and—
[07:07] Akari
    Nope!
[07:08] Akari
    I can't use my hands.
[07:10] Akari
    Oh, you're thinking about
    indirect kisses now, aren't you?
[07:13] Akari
    You're such a little kid!
[07:15] Jiro
    Why would you bring that up right now?
[07:17] Akari
    Come on, hurry up.
[07:19] Akari
    It's yours I want, Jiro. Give it to me.
[07:22] Jiro
    O spirits, calm thyselves!
[07:22] spirits
    Jewels! Jewels! Family jewels!
[07:27] Jiro
    Here.
[07:37] Jiro
    What?
[07:39] Akari
    You used to like chocolate ice cream.
[07:42] Akari
    Do you think we're getting to be more alike?
[07:45] Jiro
    Hey, did something good happen to you today?
[07:48] Akari
    Huh? Nothing in particular. You're funny.
[07:55] Akari
    Hey, hypothetically speaking...
[07:57] Akari
    If you and I had met somewhere else,
    what do you think would've happened?
[08:02] Jiro
    We never would have talked, probably.
[08:05] Akari
    What? You're so mean.
[08:07] Akari
    I think I might've wanted to meet
    a Jiro who wasn't my husband.
[08:11] Jiro
    Huh?
[08:12] Akari
    You'd be hilarious, with all your
    gloom-and-doom on display.
[08:15] Akari
    But we don't have anything in common,
    so we wouldn't have hit it off.
[08:19] Jiro
    The other pairs are probably like that, too.
[08:21] Akari
    But the fifth-place pair are dating, right?
[08:23] Jiro
    Well, they're sort of an exception.
[08:26] Akari
    Should we try dating, too?
[08:35] Akari
    Just kidding!
[08:37] Akari
    Look! I think my nails turned
    out really nice today!
[08:41] Akari
    Do you mind if I turn on the TV?
[08:43] Jiro
    G-Go ahead.
[08:44] Jiro
    Why did I think about it for a second?
[08:49] Jiro
    There's no way she was serious about it!
[08:51] Jiro
    If she were serious, she
    wouldn't say it so casually.
[08:54] Jiro
    If she were serious...
[08:56] Jiro
    what answer would I have given her?
[09:00] Akari
    If we weren't a married couple...
[09:02] Akari
    If we'd met while I had no idea
    Jiro loved someone else...
[09:13] Akari
    Spider! Spider! Spider!
[09:15] Jiro
    Huh?! What?!
[09:16] Jiro
    You mean that? It's tiny!
[09:18] Akari
    Please! Do something, Jiro!
[09:19] Jiro
    W-W-Wait! Wait! Wait!
[09:21] Jiro
    Akari! Let go!
[09:24] Akari
    Jiro!
[09:25] Jiro
    Th-This hot sensation
    on the back of my hand...
[09:29] Jiro
    A-Akari...
[09:32] Akari
    Why are you just sitting there spacing out?!
    Hurry up and do something!
[09:36] Jiro
    I will! I'll do something!
    Just please let go of me!
[09:41] Jiro
    Here.
[09:42] Jiro
    I'll buy this for next time.
[09:45] Akari
    No.
[09:46] Jiro
    What do you mean, "no"?
[09:47] Akari
    I don't wanna touch it after I've sprayed it.
[09:50] Jiro
    You say that now, but what if
    your next husband hates bugs?
[09:54] Akari
    It won't be a problem.
[09:55] Akari
    Because if I call for a certain someone,
    he'll come right away.
[09:58] Akari
    Right?
[10:01] Jiro
    Don't go skipping a beat there, heart.
    She's just toying with you!
[10:04] Akari
    Well, goodnight, darling!
[10:08] Jiro
    Seriously... What am I, your bug exterminator?
[10:12] Jiro
    In any case, I'll be counting on
    you for a little while longer,
[10:15] Jiro
    Akari.
[10:50] Tenjin
    Shiori? What's wrong?
[10:52] Shiori
    Minami-kun.
[10:54] Tenjin
    Something on your mind?
[10:55] Tenjin
    You can talk to me about it,
    though I'm not sure if I'll be any help.
[10:59] Shiori
    Thank you.
[11:00] Shiori
    Remember when I told you about my friend
    who reunited with a boy she liked?
[11:05] Tenjin
    Yeah.
[11:06] Shiori
    It's about that friend again...
[11:08] Tenjin
    Okay.
[11:09] Shiori
    Th...
[11:10] Shiori
    They kissed.
[11:12] Shiori
    I-It was an accident! They aren't dating yet.
[11:16] Shiori
    But she doesn't know how to face him anymore.
[11:20] Shiori
    I don't—I mean, she doesn't
    know how the boy feels about her,
[11:25] Shiori
    so she's worried that he didn't like it.
[11:29] Shiori
    But the thing is...
[11:30] Shiori
    Worrying about it made her realize
    that she really does love him.
[11:34] Shiori
    All she can think about
    ever since then is that kiss.
[11:39] Shiori
    But she doesn't know if she wants
    to tell him how she feels or not.
[11:42] Shiori
    She's scared.
[11:44] Shiori
    What should she do, Minami-kun?
[11:45] Shiori
    Minami-kun?!
[11:47] Shiori
    Y-Your tea!
[11:49] Tenjin
    Sorry, I wasn't looking.
[11:51] Tenjin
    It's okay. The sofa didn't get wet.
[11:53] Shiori
    Here's a towel.
[11:58] Tenjin
    The reason she's scared must be because
    she's hoping for something, right?
[12:04] Tenjin
    But...
[12:06] Tenjin
    If there's any possibility it'll work out,
    I think she should try for it.
[12:10] Tenjin
    The guy she wants to tell is the one
    she was able to fall in love with.
[12:13] Tenjin
    It'd be a waste if she ended
    up being too late, like me.
[12:16] Shiori
    I'm sorry, I...
[12:19] Tenjin
    No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
[12:21] Tenjin
    I don't want you—
[12:23] Tenjin
    I mean, your friend—to have any regrets,
[12:25] Tenjin
    and if I can help with that, I'd like to.
[12:29] Shiori
    Thank you.
[12:31] Shiori
    I'm glad I got paired with you, Minami-kun.
[12:34] Tenjin
    Oh, I know. What about
    asking if he hated the kiss?
[12:38] Shiori
    That's just impossible!
[12:39] Tenjin
    For your friend?
[12:42] Tenjin
    "I think you should have more confidence."
[12:44] Tenjin
    Tell your friend I said that.
[12:48] Shiori
    Confidence?
[12:53] Mei
    I'm telling you, you should be more
    confident in yourself, Shiori.
[12:56] Mei
    This off-the-shoulder look is nice!
[12:58] Mei
    Yakuin's a guy, so he'll
    like this kind of thing.
[13:01] Shiori
    Come on, Mei-chan! We're picking
    something out for you right now!
[13:04] Mei
    But I just know you'd look cute if you wore it.
[13:07] Shiori
    I know you would,
    since you have such nice legs.
[13:09] Shiori
    What do you think of this?
[13:11] Mei
    I've got tan lines from my running shorts.
[13:14] Shiori
    Then how about this?
    I think the red would suit you!
[13:16] Mei
    Stop thinking about what would suit me.
[13:18] Mei
    I want you to pick out something you like.
[13:21] Shiori
    What? But...
[13:24] Mei
    After all, you'll be the one who sees it.
[13:26] Mei
    I'll be wearing it the next
    time we go to the movies.
[13:29] Mei
    So make me into a me that you like.
[13:35] Shiori
    I think I know how your fans feel now!
[13:37] Shiori
    Anyone who dates you will be very happy!
[13:40] Mei
    You say that so easily.
[13:42] Mei
    There are people I can't
    make happy, you know.
[13:45] Shiori
    I'm sure those people just don't know
    how wonderful you are, that's all.
[13:49] Shiori
    Maybe I'll go tell them.
[13:51] Mei
    How 'bout instead, you go hug Yakuin,
    tell him everything's gonna be okay,
[13:54] Mei
    and teach him why it's great to be an adult.
[13:56] Mei
    Then just throw yourself at him right there!
[13:59] Shiori
    M-Mei-chan, not so loud!
[14:02] Terafune
    Hamano!
[14:03] Mei
    Hey, what's up?
[14:05] Terafune
    Hey.
[14:06] Terafune
    I have an interview for a part-time
    job today, so I won't need dinner.
[14:08] Mei
    Okay. Is it that place you mentioned before?
[14:11] Terafune
    Yeah. The place by the station, with the star.
[14:13] Shiori
    Is that the same place as Minami-kun?
[14:16] Terafune
    That's right.
[14:16] Shiori
    Oh! I've been worried since Minami-kun
    seemed to be working too hard lately,
[14:20] Shiori
    but I feel better knowing you'll be with him!
[14:22] Mei
    Yeah, this guy is surprisingly considerate.
[14:25] Terafune
    Ooh, a rare word of praise from my wife.
[14:27] Mei
    Hey!
[14:28] Terafune
    Oh, right.
[14:29] Terafune
    I asked Tenjin to do karaoke with me
    after dinner, and we'll be going all night.
[14:33] Terafune
    You two wives should eat together
    and stay over at one of our places.
[14:37] Mei
    Stay—
[14:38] Terafune
    Sometimes spending the night
    together is nice, right?
[14:41] Terafune
    Just the two of you and a hot night.
[14:43] Mei
    Are you seri—
[14:44] Shiori
    That sounds nice!
[14:45] Shiori
    Let's do it, Mei-chan!
[14:46] Shiori
    Let's have a sleepover!
[14:47] Mei
    Huh?
[14:48] Shiori
    Oh, did you have other plans?
[14:50] Mei
    No, but...
[14:52] Terafune
    I'm not "surprisingly" considerate,
    I'm super considerate, right?
[14:55] Mei
    No one asked for your help!
[14:57] Mei
    I never should have said anything to you!
[14:59] Terafune
    So, that's what we're doing.
    You two get along, okay?
[15:01] Mei
    I swear...
[15:02] Shiori
    I can't wait! What should we do for dinner?
[15:05] Mei
    Yeah, what should we do?
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
[15:08] Terafune
    "I'll never ask for anything again."
SIGN    Then we might see
    each other at the shop
SIGN    Thanks in advance
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
    with me after the meeting today
SIGN    I already got the okay
    from your wife!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Roger that
[15:15] Terafune
    Yes!
SIGN    I'll never ask for
    anything again!!
SIGN    Roger that
SIGN    You use the "I'll ever ask for
    anything again" line too much
[15:18] Terafune
    This is how a married couple should be!
[15:21] Terafune
    Man! It's so good, it's gonna make me cry!
SIGN    Sugi
[15:24] Kamo's older brother
    Are you listening, Teranishi?
[15:26] Kamo's older brother
    Mikkun is...
[15:28] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[15:29] Kamo's older brother
    He's working hard at my café so he
    can move out after he graduates!
[15:33] Kamo's older brother
    Why, you ask? Because Mikkun
    and his older brother...
[15:37] Kamo's older brother
    share a super tragic fate—
[15:40] Tenjin
    You've had too much to drink, Kamo-san.
[15:42] Tenjin
    And I told him all about this last year.
[15:44] Kamo's older brother
    Yeah?
[15:46] Kamo's older brother
    It must be rough having ikemen DNA, right?
[15:49] Kamo's older brother
    Even your siblings are your rivals!
[15:51] Kamo's older brother
    Makes us glad we're not ikemen
    ourselves, right, Terashima?
[15:53] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[15:55] Terafune
    Tenjin, what's your older brother like again?
[15:56] Terafune
    Do you guys look alike?
[15:58] Tenjin
    He's just average.
[15:59] Kamo's older brother
    An ikemen should never say that!
    It insults all of us non-ikemen!
[16:03] Kamo's older brother
    As punishment, drip-filter your
    handsomeness and let us drink it!
[16:06] Kamo's older brother
    Right, Terasaka?
[16:07] Terafune
    My name is Terafune.
[16:08] Kamo's older brother
    I sure am glad my little
    brothers are average, though.
[16:11] Tenjin
    Excuse me!
[16:12] Tenjin
    Can we get some water?
[16:12] Kamo's older brother
    Wait. Are they less than average?
[16:13] server
    Of course. Coming right up.
[16:14] Terafune
    Oh, you have little brothers?
[16:16] Tenjin
    You didn't know? That guy with the
    glasses in our class is one of them.
[16:18] Tenjin
    The one who's friends with Yakuin.
[16:21] Terafune
    Yakuin...
[16:23] Tenjin
    Sure is a small world, huh?
[16:27] Terafune
    I was so sure it wouldn't work out.
[16:30] Terafune
    Why are they thirteenth?
[16:32] Terafune
    I met Watanabe first!
[16:34] Terafune
    What does he have that I don't?
[16:37] Terafune
    Height and luck! That's about it!
[16:38] Terafune
    Ugh. Those flaws are pretty fatal...
[16:40] Kamo's older brother
    What?! Stories of unrequited love?!
[16:42] Kamo's older brother
    Those are my favorite!
[16:43] Tenjin
    Come on, Kamo-san. Drink some water.
[16:48] Shiori
    Okay, it's decided!
[16:49] Shiori
    We'll spend the night at my place.
[16:51] Shiori
    You can use the bed, Mei-chan.
[16:53] Mei
    Huh? N-No, I'll be fine sleeping on the floor.
[16:56] Shiori
    No, I can't make you do that.
[16:57] Shiori
    Oh! Should we open up the sofa in the
    living room and sleep together instead?
[17:01] Mei
    T-Together?!
[17:03] Mei
    No, no, no.
[17:04] Shiori
    Let's take a bath together, too!
[17:07] Shiori
    A-Are you all right, Mei-chan?!
[17:09] Mei
    Sorry.
[17:10] Mei
    It went down the wrong pipe. I'm fine.
[17:12] Shiori
    Oh, but I wanted to see
    the old photos in your room.
[17:17] Shiori
    You have them up, right?
[17:18] Shiori
    Like the photo from when we won
    that tournament in middle school!
[17:21] Mei
    I don't have anything like that.
    All my pictures are of family.
[17:24] Shiori
    Oh, really?
[17:25] Mei
    Do you have any old photos up?
[17:28] Shiori
    Just a few.
[17:30] Mei
    I'm looking forward to seeing little Shiori.
[17:32] Shiori
    Oh, but it might be a little embarrassing.
[17:36] Shiori
    Most of them are of me and Jiro-kun.
[17:40] Mei
    Of course.
[17:46] Mei
    Oh, sorry.
[17:47] Mei
    My mom asked me to do something right away,
[17:49] Mei
    so I have to go to my
    parents' house from here.
[17:51] Shiori
    What?
[17:52] Mei
    Sorry! We'll do this another time, okay?
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[17:58] Kamo
    Why did I end up eating dinner with
    the same guy I see all the time?
[18:01] Jiro
    You're the one who invited me.
[18:03] Kamo
    Well, my wife told me out of the
    blue to go eat out somewhere.
[18:07] Kamo
    I bet she's complaining
    about me right now.
[18:10] Jiro
    But things are going all right, aren't they?
[18:12] Kamo
    Well, we aren't as cozy as someone
    sitting in thirteenth place.
[18:16] Jiro
    Cozy?
[18:16] Kamo
    What do you mean, "kissed by accident"?
[18:18] Kamo
    This isn't a harem anime.
[18:20] Kamo
    How can an accident cause
    lips to lock with lips?
[18:23] Jiro
    I don't know what to tell you...
[18:25] Kamo
    Hey, Jiro-chan.
    It's almost summer, you know.
[18:27] Akari
    Stupid Kamo. The way you use
    your hands is so naughty.
[18:28] Kamo
    I don't want a fake wife.
    I want a girlfriend!
[18:31] Kamo
    I want to try falling in
    love in the 3D world, too!
[18:33] Kamo
    No, I don't need love!
[18:35] Kamo
    If I can escape virginhood, that's good enough!
[18:37] Jiro
    If you have to actually say that,
    you know it's impossible.
[18:39] Kamo
    Shut up, you traitor!
[18:41] Kamo
    We had an alliance.
[18:42] Kamo
    And you call yourself my
    childhood friend? Blast you!
[18:44] Jiro
    Are you drunk or something?!
[18:47] Jiro
    Hey. What's come over you all of a sudden?
[18:50] Kamo
    I will cancel out your luck-based lechery.
[18:54] Jiro
    What?
[19:01] Shiori
    It's no use. When I'm alone, I can't help but...
SIGN    Kiss
SIGN    Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[19:16] Kamo
    I will use my lips to
    overwrite the save data.
[19:19] Jiro
    Hey, be serious! You're scaring me!
[19:21] Jiro
    That won't just overwrite!
    I'll suffer a physical crash!
[19:22] Kamo
    It's simply an equivalent exchange.
[19:25] Jiro
    No!
[19:29] Jiro
    Huh?
SIGN    Shiori, it's not like that.
[19:39] Kamo
    Ow!
[19:39] Jiro
    Keep the change!
[19:44] Shiori
    There's something wrong with me.
[19:46] Shiori
    Imagine reading "Chef's Kiss Marinated
    Maguro Bowl" as just "Kiss Bowl."
[19:49] Jiro
    Shiori!
[19:51] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[19:52] Jiro
    You've got it all wrong!
    It wasn't like that at all!
[19:54] Shiori
    Huh?
[19:55] Shiori
    Do you mean...
[19:59] Jiro
    I just don't want you to misunderstand...
[20:01] Jiro
    It was just kind of an accident...
[20:03] Shiori
    Yeah. I know.
[20:05] Shiori
    I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:07] Shiori
    It's fine. I'm not bothered by it at all.
[20:09] Jiro
    Thank goodness!
[20:10] Jiro
    Kamo was panicking and
    slipped into some weird mode.
[20:13] Shiori
    Huh? Why are you mentioning Kamo-kun?
[20:16] Jiro
    Huh? Well, Kamo was the one I was
    goofing off with at that restaurant.
[20:19] Shiori
    You were at a restaurant?
[20:22] Jiro
    Huh?
[20:23] Shiori
    Huh?
[20:25] Jiro; Shiori
    Huh?
[20:27] Shiori
    I-I'm so sorry! I think I was
    talking about something else!
[20:30] Jiro
    I'm sorry! I was mistaken, too.
[20:32] Jiro
    Seriously, please forget all of it.
[20:36] Jiro
    Th-That looks heavy.
[20:38] Shiori
    Oh... I ended up buying too much.
[20:41] Jiro
    I'll carry it. Oh, if you don't mind, that is.
[20:44] Shiori
    What? Y-You don't mind?
[20:46] Jiro
    Sure.
[20:51] Jiro
    If Shiori and I were married,
    this is what it'd be like.
[20:55] Jiro
    I'm probably the only one
    thinking that way, though.
[20:59] Shiori
    It's funny, isn't it? When we're like
    this, it's almost like we're marr—
[21:02] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:02] Shiori
    Nothing!
[21:04] Jiro
    What? Come on, tell me.
[21:05] Shiori
    It's nothing.
[21:07] Shiori
    Thank you for carrying
    this with me, Jiro-kun.
[21:13] Shiori
    When I was in the nurse's office, too...
[21:15] Jiro
    I'm sorry about that!
[21:16] Jiro
    It was all my fault. I'm really sorry.
[21:19] Shiori
    No, I—P-Please listen, Jiro-kun!
[21:21] Shiori
    You don't have to apologize.
[21:23] Jiro
    Huh?
[21:24] Shiori
    I mean...
[21:26] Shiori
    Uh...
[21:29] Shiori
    I was the one who asked you to teach me.
[21:33] Shiori
    And... I-I learned a lot.
[21:38] Shiori
    That that's what a... k-kiss feels like...
[21:43] Shiori
    It wasn't that I didn't want you to.
[21:46] Shiori
    So... thank you.
[21:50] Jiro
    She's saying all this to me,
[21:52] Jiro
    and she still wants me to
    just stay her friend forever?
[22:04] Shiori
    It's even warm at night now, huh?
[22:07] Shiori
    Shall we head home?
[22:09] (Flashback) Shiori
    Let's head home, Jiro-kun!
[22:12] Jiro
    Soon, summer will be here again...
[22:14] Jiro
    The third summer since Shiori came back.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Shiori
    Sadaharu-kun, kiss me.
[23:52] Kamo
    What is this? A dream?
[23:53] Akari
    Your first kiss is with me! Right, Sada?
[23:56] Kamo
    She called me Sada.
[23:57] Shiori
    Why are you getting in the way?
[23:58] Akari
    You're the one getting in the way!
[23:59] Kamo
    Huh? Wait. You two?
[24:01] Kamo
    A little further and...
[24:02] Shiori; Akari
    Smooch.
[24:03] Kamo
    Why did I wake up there?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.
[24:06] Shiori
    Next time, "More Than a Childhood Friend..."
[24:08] Akari
    "...but Not True Love."

Season 1

E9 - More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.

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[00:01] homeroom teacher
    So on that note...
[00:02] homeroom teacher
    Don't get carried away
    because it's summer break.
SIGN    Summer Vacation
SIGN    Subject to Point System
SIGN    Vacation
SIGN    Interviews with students requiring supplementary lessons
[00:04] homeroom teacher
    Until July 31st, conduct your lives with a
    firm awareness that you are being graded.
[00:10] Jiro
    The practical with Akari
    is on the right track,
[00:13] Jiro
    but now we're at the end of the
    term with a lot left unresolved.
[00:16] Jiro
    It'd be unfair to Akari to let this
    drag on into the second term.
[00:20] Jiro
    I wonder what Shiori's
    doing for summer break.
[00:24] Jiro
    She's probably going home in August, but...
SIGN    It's summer! It's the ocean! But I have no money...
    Come Work With the Best Team!
    Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
     Daily Wage 8,000 yen
     Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
[00:28] Jiro
    A live-in summer job?
[00:29] Kamo
    Yep.
[00:31] Kamo
    The café where my older brother works is
    running a pop-up shop as a summer event.
[00:35] Kamo
    It's only for three days,
    but he said they're short-staffed.
[00:38] Jiro
    So you'll be doing this live-in summer job?
[00:41] Kamo
    That's right.
[00:42] Kamo
    Summer brings limited-time events to
    dimensions other than this one, too.
[00:46] Kamo
    And I really need the money, so I
    instantly told my brother I'd do it.
[00:50] Kamo
    The work is easy. It's the kind of thing
    they'd give to temp workers, after all.
[00:54] Jiro
    Huh...
[00:57] Kamo
    So I sent in an application for you, too.
[00:59] Jiro
    What?!
[01:00] Jiro
    What the hell were you thinking?
    I can't serve customers!
[01:04] Jiro
    And living there would suck for
    a guy with communication issues.
[01:07] Kamo
    I know that!
[01:12] Kamo
    That's exactly it!
[01:14] Kamo
    An introvert like me is never gonna survive
    alongside those lions known as "party people"!
[01:19] Jiro
    So why are you going?
[01:20] Kamo
    Summer is Marin-chan's season!
[01:23] Kamo
    I have to get ready for
    this year's swimsuit gacha!
[01:25] Kamo
    I really need the money!
    For Marin-chan's sake!
[01:28] Kamo
    For Marin-chan's swimsuit gacha!
[01:31] Kamo
    Marin-chan!
[01:34] Shiori
    Here. You dropped this.
[01:37] Jiro
    Hey, thanks...
[01:39] Jiro
    Shiori!
[01:42] Jiro
    Th-Thanks.
[01:44] Shiori
    You're welcome.
[01:45] Shiori
    Wait, that flyer...
[01:48] Shiori
    Mei-chan and I applied for that job, too!
[01:52] Shiori
    I wanted to see what having
    a part-time job is like.
[01:54] Jiro
    What? Really?
[01:56] Shiori
    Yeah! And it's short-term, so it doesn't
    overlap with the summer intensives!
[01:59] Kamo
    For real? I did, too!
[02:02] Shiori
    Kamo-kun, you applied, too?
    Then we're the same!
[02:05] Kamo
    Yeah! For some reason, this summer,
    I wanted to be of use to others.
[02:09] Kamo
    Jiro-chan and I are gonna
    work ourselves to the bone!
[02:12] Jiro
    Hey!
[02:13] Shiori
    What?
[02:14] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, you'll be there, too?
[02:17] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
[02:19] Shiori
    Yay! I have even more to look forward to now!
[02:22] Shiori
    Let's all work hard together!
[02:27] Kamo
    It's win-win, right?
[02:29] Jiro
    A live-in job with Shiori...
[02:31] Jiro
    A live-in job with Shiori...
[02:35] Shiori
    You cut your hand?
[02:36] Shiori
    Pain, pain, go away!
[02:39] Shiori
    I feel lonely all by myself.
[02:41] Shiori
    Can I sleep with you?
[02:43] Shiori
    My heart is pounding so fast, I can't sleep.
[02:48] Jiro
    Adrenaline is flooding across my synapses!
[02:51] Kamo
    Jiro-chan!
[02:53] Jiro
    Huh? What?
[02:54] Kamo
    I'll tell my brother about the job.
[02:58] Kamo
    You go get your wife's okay for this.
    I've already gotten it from mine.
[03:01] Jiro
    Right.
[03:02] Kamo
    Though I'm sure yours
    won't have a problem with it.
[03:05] Kamo
    While her husband's away,
    she might bring in some other guys!
[03:11] Akari
    Ah, welcome home, darling!
[03:13] Akari
    Do you want to join in?
[03:15] Kamo
    Oh, how dirty! Eek!
[03:18] Jiro
    She's not like that.
[03:21] Kamo
    Oh, my.
[03:24] Kamo
    I hope this job will turn out to
    be a decisive moment for you.
[03:27] Jiro
    Huh? Say what?
[03:29] Kamo
    Nothing. Just talking to myself.
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[05:02] Jiro
    I'm home!
[05:07] Jiro
    She's not here? Oh, right.
    She was going to be out today.
[05:10] Akari
    Welcome home, Jiro.
[05:12] Jiro
    What? You're back alrea—
[05:14] Jiro
    ...dy?!
[05:22] Akari
    What do you think of this?
[05:24] Jiro
    Wha? Wh-Wh-Wh...
[05:29] Akari
    Is it cute?
[05:32] Akari
    You're totally red!
[05:34] Akari
    Over a simple swimsuit? That's hilarious!
[05:37] Jiro
    Uh, no way! A simple swimsuit?
[05:40] Jiro
    A "simple" swimsuit?!
[05:42] Jiro
    What happened to all the fabric?!
[05:45] Akari
    We're planning to go to the beach, so I
    bought this with Sachi and Natsumi today.
[05:51] Akari
    But do you think it's too risqué?
[05:53] Akari
    I bought two suits, so maybe
    I'll wear the other one.
[06:11] Akari
    You're staring, you perv.
[06:14] Jiro
    Anyone would stare at that.
[06:16] Jiro
    I think that might be a bit much.
    There's not a lot of fabric there.
[06:20] Akari
    Why are you talking about fabric?
[06:22] Akari
    The ties here are cute, aren't they?
[06:25] Akari
    Look!
[06:29] Akari
    Eek! That lustful look in your eyes!
[06:32] Akari
    Oh, gosh! I'm so scared!
[06:34] Jiro
    You told me to look!
[06:37] Jiro
    Also, those are my clothes!
[06:39] Akari
    Aw, what's the problem?
[06:42] Jiro
    And is it Takamiya and
    Ohashi you're going with?
[06:45] Jiro
    Will there be guys?
[06:47] Akari
    What? Does it bother you?
[06:48] Jiro
    It's not that.
[06:50] Jiro
    If you're wearing that, I'd actually
    feel better if you had guys with you.
[06:56] Jiro
    Oh, uh, sorry. Who do I think I am, right?
[07:01] Jiro
    It's just... I don't think it'd
    be as safe with just girls.
[07:06] Akari
    It's not like that.
    I'm going for a part-time job.
[07:11] Jiro
    A job?
[07:12] Akari
    A short-term job at a café near the ocean.
[07:15] Akari
    I'll be staying there
    starting Friday next week.
[07:17] Jiro
    Really? There are a lot of
    those this time of year.
[07:21] Jiro
    But that's perfect. I got a live-in job, too,
    and I wanted to talk to you about it.
[07:25] Akari
    What? You got a part-time job?
[07:27] Akari
    I can't picture that.
[07:29] Jiro
    I can't, either. But Kamo says I have to.
[07:33] Akari
    You two are joined at the hip, huh?
[07:35] Jiro
    Don't say that! It's creepy! And...
[07:38] Jiro
    Oh, right. Shiori will be there, too.
[07:43] Jiro
    Apparently, she and Hamano applied together.
[07:47] Jiro
    You're trying hard to make
    things work with Tenjin, right?
[07:50] Jiro
    I just thought I should start
    making some moves, too.
[07:54] Akari
    Oh.
[07:57] Akari
    I see! So that's what your real goal is, huh?
[08:00] Akari
    What a relief!
[08:01] Akari
    If I left you on your own,
    you'd end up eating just cup noodles,
[08:04] Akari
    so I was on the fence about
    whether I should go or not.
[08:07] Jiro
    Really? Sorry.
[08:09] Akari
    So we'll be apart for a little while, then.
[08:11] Jiro
    Yeah, we will.
[08:15] Akari
    Well? Does it make you feel lonely?
[08:18] Jiro
    Huh? Why?
[08:21] Akari
    Oh, right. Sakurazaka-san will be
    there, so you won't be lonely.
[08:25] Akari
    Huh. I see how it is.
[08:27] Jiro
    Where's this coming from?
[08:29] Akari
    Say you'll miss me.
[08:34] Akari
    Say it!
[08:35] Akari
    We're married, aren't we?
[08:38] Jiro
    Oh, come on! The job is only for three days!
[08:41] Jiro
    And we'll both be at our parents' places
    for the whole month of August, right?
[08:44] Akari
    Then it's even more important! Say it!
[08:46] Jiro
    Why are you angry over this?
[08:48] Jiro
    Get off of me!
[08:49] Akari
    Nope. I dunno why, but I'm pissed now.
[08:52] Akari
    I won't move until you say it.
[08:56] Akari
    Say you'll feel lonely without me!
[08:58] Jiro
    Hey! Are you kidding me?!
[09:00] Akari
    Say it! Say it! Hurry up!
[09:04] Jiro
    Akari-san! I'm begging you!
    Please have mercy on me!
[09:10] Akari
    You're making me feel lonely...
[09:27] Akari
    I'm recharging my battery.
[09:31] Jiro
    Shit!
[09:35] Jiro
    This electrical discharge...
[09:38] Jiro
    It's now or never.
[09:42] Akari
    All done!
[09:44] Jiro
    Huh?
[09:44] Akari
    We won't earn any points for three days,
    so we have to earn them now.
[09:49] Jiro
    Right.
[09:51] Jiro
    Anyway, Akari-san...
    Aren't you going to change out of that?
[09:55] Akari
    What? Do you not like this swimsuit?
[09:58] Jiro
    No, that's not what I'm talking about here.
[10:00] Akari
    I'm not sure which one
    I want to wear, so tell me!
[10:02] Akari
    Do you like it or not?
[10:05] Jiro
    Well, I can't say I hate it, I guess.
[10:08] Jiro
    I am a guy, after all.
[10:10] Jiro
    It's normal for me to like it.
[10:14] Akari
    Then I think I'll wear
    the other one after all!
[10:17] Jiro
    Hey! After you made me say all that?!
[10:19] Akari
    Say...
[10:20] Akari
    Go to the beach with me sometime, too.
[10:23] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:26] Akari
    This suit...
[10:28] Akari
    will be just for you.
[10:34] Akari
    It's sad that you'll only be seeing girls
    and the ocean because of a job, anyway.
[10:38] Akari
    You were probably planning to spend your
    whole summer break gaming, right?
[10:41] Jiro
    No one asked for your opinion!
[10:43] Akari
    I'll make sure your summer is a fun one.
    Be ready for it, okay?
[10:48] Jiro
    Why is she saying these things?
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[10:55] Jiro
    Wait, don't tell me your part-time job is...
[10:58] Akari
    Huh?
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[10:59] Akari; Jiro
    What?!
[11:05] Natsumi
    There it is!
[11:12] Natsumi
    Yay! Going ashore!
[11:14] Kamo
    This sun is too dazzling
    for a shadow-type like me.
[11:17] Jiro
    And yet you seem to have
    come here all ready to go.
[11:19] Kamo
    This summer will be full of dramatic ups
    and downs! And I'm gonna have them, too!
[11:24] Shiori
    I've gotta work hard.
[11:35] Tenjin
    And this is the lodging house.
[11:37] Tenjin
    The whole place is reserved for us
    as long as we're working here.
[11:42] Tenjin
    The guys are over here.
[11:44] Tenjin
    And the ladies' rooms are on that side.
[11:46] Akari
    Minami-kun really is cool, isn't he?
[11:49] Tenjin
    For now, leave your stuff here,
[11:52] Tenjin
    then come to the café for training.
[11:54] everyone but Tenjin
    Okay.
[11:56] Kamo
    Well, then...
[11:57] Sachi
    Wow, it's pretty big.
[12:00] Natsumi
    There are futons here!
[12:02] Sachi
    This is a nice place.
[12:04] Natsumi
    The ocean's so close!
[12:06] Akari
    Yoo-hoo!
[12:09] Sachi
    Cut it out. You're not gonna hear an echo.
[12:12] Natsumi
    I love you, Ryou-kun!
[12:14] Sachi
    And we don't need confessions
    of love like that, either.
[12:17] Natsumi
    Oh, right! I brought a deck of cards.
[12:19] Natsumi
    Let's all play together tonight.
[12:21] Natsumi
    Hamano-san, you two, too!
[12:22] Mei
    Count us in!
[12:24] Terafune
    Me, too!
[12:25] Terafune
    Let me play, too!
[12:26] Natsumi
    Let's go.
[12:27] Akari; Sachi
    Okay.
[12:33] Akari
    Oh, wow! This uniform is so cute!
[12:37] Natsumi
    It is! It actually gets me hyped up!
[12:40] Sachi
    This isn't the right size, is it?
    Maybe I'll ask for a different one.
[12:43] Akari
    It's fine! Just show it off!
    It's summer, after all!
[12:46] Sachi
    What are you talking about?
[12:47] Mei
    This is so cute, it makes me feel embarrassed.
[12:50] Mei
    I don't usually wear this kind of thing.
[12:52] Shiori
    Yeah, even your regular clothes
    are on the sporty side.
[12:55] Shiori
    But I'm really happy we get to match!
[12:57] Shiori
    It suits you. You look very cute.
[13:00] Mei
    Th-Thanks.
[13:03] Kamo's older brother
    So, I think that does it for
    the explanation of the shop.
[13:07] Kamo's older brother
    Basically, you'll be split up
    between the kitchen and the floor.
[13:11] Kamo's older brother
    If you have a preference, grab an employee
    during the lunch break and tell them.
[13:15] everyone but Kamo's brother
    Yes, sir.
[13:16] Kamo
    Man, I am seriously glad
    you're here, Jiro-chan.
[13:20] Kamo
    The design of this place is so stylish,
    it makes me feel all insecure.
[13:24] Jiro
    You sure put a lot of effort into
    the outfit you wore here, though.
[13:27] Jiro
    I didn't think you owned anything like that.
[13:30] Kamo
    My brother bought them for me a while
    back. He seemed weirdly energized.
[13:34] Kamo
    He said something like, "You should
    take a lesson from my friendliness!"
[13:37] Kamo
    Seriously, who gave him
    a compliment like that?
[13:42] Kamo
    Still, I might have a chance
    with one of the gyarus!
[13:46] Kamo
    One must never fail to be prepared!
[13:48] Kamo
    And I have my lucky item from this morning's
    fortune, a knotted misanga bracelet!
[13:52] Kamo
    All that's left is a chance encounter
    with a girl who loves enka music.
[13:57] Jiro
    I just sort of stumbled into this summer job,
[14:00] Jiro
    but getting to spend two nights with
    Shiori when we aren't married...
[14:03] Jiro
    This chance might never come again.
[14:06] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, are you choosing
    the kitchen or the floor?
[14:10] Jiro
    The kitchen... probably.
[14:11] Jiro
    I wouldn't be comfortable helping customers.
[14:13] Shiori
    M-Maybe I'll pick the kitchen, too.
[14:16] Shiori
    I'd feel better with someone I know.
[14:19] Shiori
    So... want to work the kitchen with me?
[14:23] Shiori
    Okay?
[14:24] Jiro
    For real?
[14:26] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
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[14:30] Akari
    Let's see...
[14:33] Tenjin
    Think you'll be okay?
[14:34] Akari
    Yeah!
[14:35] Tenjin
    Right here.
[14:36] Akari
    Oh, I see! Thanks!
[14:38] Tenjin
    You learn fast. That really helps me out.
[14:41] Tenjin
    I can tell you're really listening.
[14:43] Akari
    I'm so happy!
[14:46] Tenjin
    Then, once you've given their card back...
[14:48] Akari
    I give them the receipt, right?
[14:49] Sachi
    Hey, so...
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[14:51] Natsumi
    Can toppings be added to this one, too?
[14:53] Natsumi
    Hey!
[14:54] Sachi
    Hey, are you listening, teacher?
[14:59] Natsumi
    Oh, look at this! I bet Akari would love it!
[15:03] Terafune
    Which one? Show me!
[15:04] Natsumi
    Just kidding!
[15:06] Sachi
    You are idiotically easy to read.
    And you are an idiot.
[15:10] Terafune
    Hey! If you're gonna make fun of me,
    I won't teach you how to do the work!
[15:13] Sachi
    You're way too uptight.
    You'll never win over any girls like that.
[15:18] Natsumi
    But you know...
[15:19] Natsumi
    It's gotta suck when the one you're in
    love with is in love with your friend.
[15:23] Natsumi
    If Akari and Minami-kun start dating,
    what'll you do?
[15:26] Terafune
    That's not gonna happen.
[15:27] Sachi
    How do you know?
[15:29] Terafune
    Call it... intuition.
[15:31] Sachi
    There's no way that brain of yours contains
    any kind of intuition. Spit it out.
[15:34] Terafune
    That's kinda harsh.
[15:36] Natsumi
    If you don't tell us, I'll be angry!
[15:39] Sachi
    And Natsumi-sama is scary when she's angry.
[15:42] Mei
    They're making a lot of noise.
    What are they so excited about?
[15:42] Terafune
    G-G-Give! I give up!
[15:45] Shiori
    They seem like they're having fun.
[15:47] Shiori
    Sorry for making you work the kitchen with me.
[15:51] Mei
    Don't be!
[15:52] Mei
    I mean, this is my chance to
    work a part-time job with you!
[15:55] Shiori
    Thanks!
[15:59] Mei
    You say that, but the one you'd
    rather be with is over there, right?
[16:03] Shiori
    M-Mei-chan!
[16:04] Mei
    Just look at his back.
    That's the back of a useless man.
[16:07] Mei
    You need to show off the
    fact that you're a woman.
[16:09] Mei
    It may have happened by coincidence,
    but this is a rare chance, right?
[16:12] Mei
    Escape the role of "childhood friend."
    This summer is clutch time!
[16:16] Shiori
    Okay.
[16:18] Mei
    Yakuin!
[16:21] Mei
    Sorry, Yakuin. Could you get
    that thing up there for us?
[16:25] Mei
    Shiori can't reach.
[16:26] Shiori
    Oh, um... Please?
[16:30] Shiori
    Sorry, Jiro-kun.
[16:32] Jiro
    It's fine. Which one?
[16:33] Shiori
    Um...
[16:34] Shiori
    This syrup.
[16:38] Shiori
    Jiro-kun?
[16:40] Jiro
    Oh, sorry! That one, right?
[16:43] Shiori
    Yeah.
[16:45] Mei
    You've got this, Shiori.
[16:47] Kamo
    Jiro-chan! I got a new bottle of soa—
[16:49] Kamo
    Hey! What is this, gravity?
[16:51] Mei
    Sorry. Could you move these
    cardboard boxes first?
[16:54] Kamo
    Of course! If I can be of help.
[16:57] Kamo
    Hup!
[16:59] Kamo
    A misanga...
[17:01] Kamo
    Do you like enka, by any chance?
[17:03] Mei
    What?
[17:05] Kamo
    Sorry.
[17:07] Shiori
    Thank you, Jiro-kun.
[17:09] Jiro
    No, thank you.
[17:11] Jiro
    Moron! What are you thanking her for?!
[17:19] Jiro
    Is this one of those ones
    you put cream and stuff on?
[17:21] Shiori
    Yeah! Want to practice together?
[17:26] Jiro
    It's hard getting this in there.
[17:29] Shiori
    Yeah, but this is your first time, right?
[17:32] Jiro
    Y-Yeah.
[17:33] Shiori
    It's all right. Try doing it slowly and gently.
[17:37] Jiro
    Okay.
[17:37] Shiori
    That's right. Like you're
    tracing softly along the edge.
[17:41] Shiori
    Do it slowly and gently.
[17:43] Shiori
    There's no need to rush or panic.
    It's all right to go slow.
[17:46] Shiori
    That's right. Gently.
[17:48] Jiro
    Like this... maybe?
[17:51] Shiori
    Yes. It's all the way in.
[17:53] Shiori
    That's right. Now keep it there
    and start moving, slowly.
[17:56] Shiori
    Oh! No, don't rush.
[17:59] Shiori
    That's it.
[18:02] Shiori
    It might be better if you went
    in a little straighter. Like this.
[18:13] Shiori
    Jeez, Jiro-kun!
[18:16] Jiro
    Huh?! Uh, s-s-sorry!
[18:20] Shiori
    You look like you have a mustache!
[18:23] Jiro
    D-Don't laugh! It's on your face, too!
[18:26] Shiori
    What? Oh, no! Where?
[18:29] Jiro
    Oh, not there. It's in a
    totally different spot!
[18:33] Shiori
    Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
[18:36] Shiori
    J-Jiro-kun, wipe it off.
[18:45] Shiori
    That tickles!
[18:47] Jiro
    Sh-Shiori, if you don't
    hold still, I can't get it off.
[18:51] Shiori
    Jiro-kun's hands are so warm.
[18:54] (Flashback) Mei
    Escape the role of "childhood friend."
[18:56] (Flashback) Mei
    This summer is clutch time!
[18:58] Jiro
    Okay. I think I got all of it.
[19:01] Mei
    This summer is clutch time!
[19:04] Shiori
    Jiro-kun...
[19:06] Shiori
    Please look at me. I mean, really look.
[19:11] Jiro
    Shiori?
[19:20] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, I...
[19:24] Jiro
    Shiori? Is something wrong?
[19:33] Sachi
    So sorry to bother you when you're
    in the middle of something.
[19:36] Sachi
    What size were we supposed to get, again?
[19:39] Natsumi
    No idea. Let's bring them all.
[19:42] Shiori
    Jiro-kun was so surprised.
    Is he disgusted by me now?
[19:46] Jiro
    She really looked like she hated that!
    I might've blown it already.
[19:49] Natsumi
    Sorry for bothering you!
[19:51] Sachi
    Take your time and enjoy!
[19:54] Shiori
    I, um... I'm so sorry!
[19:56] Jiro
    No, I'm the one who should be sorry.
[19:58] Jiro
    Don't panic, me. Everything's fine.
    There's still plenty of time.
[20:04] Shiori
    I was able to tell him a little, Mei-chan.
[20:08] Shiori
    It's all right. Summer's only just begun.
[20:12] Jiro
    It's all right. Everything's all right.
[20:14] Jiro
    This isn't that other summer!
[20:20] Jiro
    Going forward, if I want to be closer
    to Shiori than anyone else is,
[20:24] Jiro
    things can't stay as they are.
[20:27] Jiro
    I have to get past this "childhood friends"
    thing I've upheld all this time!
[20:31] Kamo
    Jiro-chan!
[20:35] Kamo
    Did you bring your swimsuit?
[20:37] Jiro
    Huh?
[20:41] Akari
    The ocean!
[20:42] Sachi
    It's gorgeous!
[20:44] Natsumi
    This rocks!
[20:47] Kamo
    What a glorious view!
[20:49] Kamo
    This will restore my vision!
[20:52] Jiro
    In multiple ways.
[20:53] Kamo
    To be at the beach with sunny extroverts
    while I'm still in high school...
[20:57] Kamo
    I guess life's worth living after all, Jiro-chan!
[21:00] Jiro
    It's clear that we're in a different
    group from them, though.
[21:04] Kamo
    But Akari-chan's one-piece
    bathing suit is unexpected.
[21:08] Kamo
    Usually, she shows so much skin.
[21:11] Kamo
    Though that's cute in its own way.
[21:16] (Flashback) Akari
    This suit...
[21:17] (Flashback) Akari
    will be just for you.
[21:20] Jiro
    No, it can't be...
[21:22] Jiro
    That's not possible.
[21:25] Jiro
    It couldn't be...
[21:27] Jiro
    No, it's not possible, right?
[21:29] Shiori
    Huh? Jiro-kun, where are you guys' swimsuits?
[21:34] Shiori
    You're not going in the water?
[21:36] Mei
    Because you can't swim?
[21:40] Kamo
    We didn't think we'd get free time,
    so we didn't bring our suits.
[21:44] Jiro
    We thought it'd be enough to
    just look out at the ocean.
[21:47] Mei
    Yeah, right. I bet you were just
    staring at the gross parts of the girls.
[21:51] Kamo
    Th-That's a horrible thing to say!
[21:52] Kamo
    They're not gross! They are sacred areas!
[21:55] Kamo
    Thank you for giving us these
    gifts to take home with us!
[21:57] Jiro
    Are you stupid?!
[21:59] Shiori
    I don't quite understand, but, u-um...
[22:02] Shiori
    If you'd like, why don't
    we go over there together?
[22:06] Shiori
    What do you say?
[22:17] Mei; Kamo; Jiro
    A hotel?!
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Akari
    Ta-da! What do you think of this swimsuit?
[23:52] Natsumi
    Ooh, sexy!
[23:53] Sachi
    If you want a suit for when
    everything's on the line, this is it!
[23:54] Natsumi
    Whoa, it's basically just string.
[23:55] Natsumi
    What if it comes untied?
[23:56] Sachi
    Well, if that happened, your boyfriend
    would probably cover for you.
[24:00] Akari
    I don't think he'd be that considerate.
[24:03] Sachi
    Hm?
[24:03] Natsumi
    Who are you talking about?
[24:04] Akari
    Huh? Nobody!
[24:06] Sachi; Natsumi
    Next time...
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    "Already" Has Passed, but Not "Yet."
[24:07] Sachi
    "'Already' Has Passed..."
[24:08] Natsumi
    "...but Not 'Yet.'"

Season 1

E10 - "Already" Has Passed, but Not "Yet."

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[00:01] Shiori
    Why don't we go over there together?
[00:03] Mei; Kamo; Jiro
    A hotel?!
[00:07] Shiori
    Wow!
[00:09] Shiori
    Kamo-kun, you're pretty good with your hands!
[00:12] Mei
    How did you do these super detailed parts?
[00:15] Kamo
    I just figured ladies would probably
    prefer Western-style castles.
[00:19] Jiro
    She meant the beach right
    in front of the hotel?!
[00:22] Kamo
    And since it had to be something
    easy to build with sand,
[00:24] Kamo
    I thought about England and decided
    that Conwy Castle would be best.
[00:27] Mei
    That's a surprising talent.
[00:31] Kamo
    You fool!
[00:32] Kamo
    If we ever get a chance to see
    women's swimsuits this close again,
[00:35] Kamo
    it'll probably only be in VR!
[00:37] Jiro
    Well, he's got a point.
[00:40] Jiro
    Usually, Shiori's buttons are done
    all the way up to the top,
[00:43] Jiro
    but now, her chest is...
[00:46] Jiro
    O gods, I thank you!
[00:48] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, are you all right?
[00:50] Jiro
    Huh? Uh, yes! What is it?
[00:52] Shiori
    I was thinking we should make
    a tunnel through this castle!
[00:55] Shiori
    We did it all the time when
    we were kids, remember?
[00:57] Shiori
    We'd dig in with our hands from either
    side and join together in the middle.
[01:01] Jiro
    Join together?
[01:02] Shiori
    Okay, come on. Slide it
    in gently. Go slow, okay?
[01:06] Jiro
    Okay.
[01:07] Shiori
    Um, maybe a little deeper?
[01:12] Shiori
    Oh! There you are, Jiro-kun!
[01:15] Shiori
    Look at us, playing with sand.
    It's like we went back in time.
[01:21] Akari
    They're being all lovey over there.
    What the heck?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:56] Everyone
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[02:59] Natsumi
    Which means Akari and Yakuin
    are gonna go buy stuff!
[03:02] Akari
    What? Me and Jiro?
[03:04] Akari
    We're always together. That's boring!
[03:06] Jiro
    Well, sorry you got stuck with me.
[03:09] Jiro
    It's pretty crowded.
[03:11] Akari
    It seems like it's all guy-girl pairs.
[03:14] Jiro
    Being in a place filled
    with normies is getting old.
SIGN    Today
    Couple's Discount
SIGN    All items 20 yen off
[03:18] Jiro
    It's gotta be because of this!
[03:20] Akari
    We should use it, too!
[03:22] Jiro
    What? But we're not a couple!
[03:24] Akari
    But being married counts, doesn't it?
[03:29] Akari
    You turned all red! I'll assume
    that means you're okay with it.
[03:32] Jiro
    "Mock"! We're mock-married!
[03:33] Akari
    As long as no one finds out, it's fine!
[03:35] beach hut employee
    Next customer!
[03:37] Akari
    Let's see... Three yakisobas, and...
[03:40] beach hut employee
    Couples can upgrade the
    size at no extra charge.
[03:43] Akari
    For real? That's so nice of you!
[03:45] Akari
    Then can we make all three of them larges?
[03:48] beach hut employee
    I can't say no to a cute girlfriend like you!
[03:51] beach hut employee
    You're one lucky boyfriend. I'm jealous!
[03:55] beach hut employee
    Right, you're number 13.
    I'll call you when it's ready.
[03:58] Jiro
    Okay.
[04:01] Akari
    What was with that courtesy laugh?
[04:03] Akari
    Do things with more style,
    more like a boyfriend!
[04:06] Jiro
    Huh? What was I supposed
    to have done better, then?
[04:09] Akari
    Put your arm around my shoulders and say,
    "I'm proud to call her my girlfriend!"
[04:13] Akari
    It'd be like a dream to hear that.
[04:16] Akari
    Minami-kun might have
    done it if he were here.
[04:19] Jiro
    That stuff doesn't just come out of nowhere.
[04:21] beach hut employee
    Customer number 13!
[04:24] Jiro
    I'll go get it.
[04:25] Akari
    What was that? He's so infuriating!
[04:29] pick-up guy A
    Hey, you alone?
[04:32] Jiro
    Oh, crap. Where were we a minute ago?
[04:38] Jiro
    Does Akari know him?
[04:39] Jiro
    I can't tell!
[04:42] Akari
    Jiro, over here!
[04:43] pick-up guy A
    What? You were waiting for a guy?
[04:46] pick-up guy B
    You're two totally different types.
    That's hilarious!
[04:49] Jiro
    Um, are you acquaintances of hers?
[04:52] pick-up guy A
    Ding, ding, ding! Acquaintances!
    We just became acquainted!
[04:57] Akari
    You know they're not! They're hitting on me!
[05:01] Jiro
    Yeah, of course...
[05:03] pick-up guy B
    Hey, bro, you're here with her, right?
[05:07] pick-up guy A
    Will you tell us her name?
[05:09] pick-up guy A
    We've asked, but she won't tell us.
[05:12] pick-up guy B
    Hey, are you staying somewhere
    around here tonight? Is it close?
[05:15] Jiro
    U-Um, would you mind letting her go?
    She doesn't like what you're doing.
[05:20] pick-up guy A
    Oh, here it comes!
[05:22] pick-up guy B
    You after this girl, too?
[05:24] Jiro
    No, um...
[05:26] pick-up guy A
    She's a little intense for you, ain't she, bro?
[05:28] pick-up guy A
    You look like a virgin, though. Are you?
[05:35] Jiro
    Sh-She's my wife.
[05:39] pick-up guy A
    What?!
[05:40] pick-up guy B
    She's married?!
[05:43] pick-up guy B
    Sorry, bro!
[05:44] pick-up guy A
    Yeah, uh... Be happy together!
[05:50] Akari
    L-Listen, Jiro...
[05:53] Jiro
    I'm sorry!
[05:54] Akari
    Huh?
[05:56] Jiro
    I couldn't think up a lie on the spot,
[05:58] Jiro
    and I figured you must've
    hated being called my wife...
[06:02] Jiro
    B-But calling you my girlfriend
    would've been... you know...
[06:05] Akari
    You are seriously infuriating!
[06:06] Jiro
    I said I'm sorry!
[06:08] Akari
    I never said I hated it!
[06:11] Jiro
    Huh?
[06:12] Akari
    I-I didn't say that, did I?
[06:14] Akari
    Don't just assume things like that.
[06:16] Akari
    Y-You were so cool...
    and then you ruined it, you idiot.
[06:21] Akari
    If you're always like that,
    you'll never get a girlfriend!
[06:27] Akari
    Don't apologize for everything.
[06:29] Akari
    I feel like a loser for letting my heart race.
[06:32] Akari
    And in the practical, too...
[06:33] Akari
    Show me you're man enough
    to use me for practice.
[06:37] Jiro
    F-For practice?
[06:40] Akari
    You get it now? Okay, so let's head back!
[06:42] Jiro
    Wh-Wha...
[06:44] Jiro
    Hey! Quit pushing!
[06:46] Akari
    They're gonna tease us for
    taking so long because of you.
[06:48] Jiro
    It wasn't my fault!
[06:50] Akari
    Walk faster!
[06:53] Akari
    I can't deal with that kind of thing...
[07:00] Natsumi
    This is paradise.
[07:02] Sachi
    Don't talk like an old man.
[07:05] Akari
    This is so nostalgic. It feels like a school trip.
[07:11] Shiori
    Mei-chan, you're not sunburned, are you?
[07:13] Mei
    No, I rubbed some oil on, so I'm fine.
[07:16] Mei
    But I guess a day isn't
    enough to even out a tan.
[07:19] Shiori
    Oh, the tan lines around
    here are fading, though.
[07:23] Mei
    Y-You've tanned some, too!
[07:25] Shiori
    You're right! And I put on
    sunblock and everything.
[07:28] Mei
    Come on, let's hurry up and get in.
[07:32] Sachi
    So then I asked him,
[07:35] Sachi
    "And how many kilos do you think
    you've gained since we started dating?"
[07:40] Akari
    It's impossible to stay the "perfect girl"
    24 hours a day, right?
[07:44] Natsumi
    That's so not okay.
[07:45] Natsumi
    You're working hard to stay beautiful,
    and he just doesn't get it.
[07:48] Natsumi
    Bet he'll never get married.
[07:50] Sachi
    Yeah, for real.
[07:52] Shiori; Mei
    We can hear them talking.
[07:54] Sachi
    Anyway, since we're on the subject,
    how's it going at your place, Akari?
[07:57] Natsumi
    Indeed.
[07:59] Akari
    My place?
[08:00] Sachi
    That virgin seems like he'd have
    unrealistic dreams about girls.
[08:04] Natsumi
    She complained about him
    all the time at first.
[08:07] Sachi
    And you thought there was
    no way it could last this long.
[08:10] Akari
    Th-That's because he's super, uber sloppy!
[08:14] Shiori
    So he's sloppy at home...
[08:17] Natsumi
    Doesn't Virgin-kun actually treat you better
    since he's got so little experience?
[08:21] Sachi
    In the end, it's all about kindness, right?
[08:24] Sachi
    If he isn't kind, it won't feel good anyway.
[08:26] Sachi
    Like my ex before my last ex...
[08:28] Sachi
    Before we'd do it, I seriously thought about
    reading my mental notes aloud to him.
[08:32] Mei
    Hey, um...
[08:34] Mei
    We can hear everything you're
    saying. You okay with that?
[08:37] Natsumi
    It's totally fine!
    Actually, Hamano-san, you should join in!
[08:40] Natsumi
    You, too, Sakurazaka-san!
[08:42] Shiori
    Huh?
[08:43] Sachi
    How do your relationship chats usually go?
[08:45] Shiori
    I... I, um...
[08:48] Mei
    After hearing what you said, I think
    it's all about caring for someone.
[08:52] Mei
    It's sort of a way to give yourself
    the feeling that you really like them,
[08:56] Mei
    and I'd like to believe the other
    party wants to feel seen, too.
[09:00] Mei
    It's not about being good or bad at it.
[09:03] Mei
    It's wanting to make eye contact
    even one more time.
[09:05] Mei
    I think I like that kind of thing.
[09:10] Sachi; Natsumi
    Well said!
[09:11] Sachi
    That's it, exactly!
[09:13] Sachi
    I want to really feel that I'm loved.
[09:15] Natsumi
    Hamano-san, will you marry me?
[09:18] Mei
    Why are you clinging to me like that?
[09:20] Mei
    C'mon, cut it out!
[09:20] Akari
    Sorry for talking about this right now.
[09:23] Shiori
    Huh? Oh, no, it's fine.
    I'm the one who should apologize.
[09:27] Shiori
    I, um... I don't have much experience,
    so I couldn't join the conversation, that's all.
[09:32] Akari
    Really? But you're super cute!
[09:35] Akari
    But I get it. It's hard to jump
    into a conversation like that.
[09:38] Akari
    When it comes to the stuff they were
    talking about, I'm no match for those two.
[09:43] Shiori
    I-It's very educational.
[09:46] Akari
    You're so serious!
[09:54] Shiori
    If it were Jiro-kun...
[09:54] Akari
    If it was Jiro...
[09:57] Natsumi
    Akari!
[09:59] Natsumi
    We're gonna head back first.
[10:01] Akari
    Okay.
SIGN    Women
SIGN    Men
[10:08] Akari
    Was the men's bath pretty big?
[10:10] Jiro
    Uh... yeah, kinda.
[10:12] Akari
    O-Oh, cool.
[10:15] Akari
    Hey, you got burned.
[10:17] Jiro
    I know, right?
[10:18] Jiro
    The shower hurt like hell.
    Especially the back of my neck.
[10:22] Akari
    Hang on a sec. I should have...
[10:26] Akari
    Come here. I'll put it on for you.
[10:28] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:29] Akari
    Wow, it's really noticeable!
[10:32] Jiro
    U-Um, don't you need to
    get back to your room?
[10:35] Akari
    What's that supposed to mean?
    Do you want me to leave?
[10:37] Jiro
    No, just...
[10:39] Jiro
    It might look weird if we're together too long.
[10:41] Jiro
    They might start teasing us.
[10:44] Akari
    You worry too much.
[10:46] Akari
    Wait, so your neck isn't ticklish, huh?
[10:49] Jiro
    I guess not. I never really
    had any ticklish spots.
[10:54] Akari
    Then how about here?
[10:56] Akari
    Whoa! It's not ticklish? For real?
[10:59] Jiro
    Get off me! What if someone sees us?
[11:08] Akari
    We haven't done this yet today.
[11:11] Jiro
    W-We're not doing the practical right now...
[11:13] Akari
    But ever since we got here,
    there's been this distance between us.
[11:17] Akari
    It makes me feel weird.
[11:19] Akari
    Please... just be the way you always...
[11:23] Sachi
    Akari!
[11:24] Sachi
    Oh.
[11:25] Sachi
    Were you in the middle of something?
[11:27] Akari
    Nope! I was just telling Jiro
    he should treat me to a drink.
[11:31] Akari
    I think I'll have apple juice.
[11:33] Jiro
    Hey! I never said I'd buy you anything!
[11:34] Sachi
    Oh, really? I'll have a cola.
[11:39] Sachi
    Would you look at this?
    Seriously, I am so done with him.
[11:42] Jiro
    So, Takamiya-san...
    You wanted a cola, right?
[11:46] Sachi
    Yeah. Thanks!
[11:48] Jiro
    Aka—Watanabe, what did you say you wanted?
[11:52] Jiro
    Watanabe...
[11:55] Akari
    Apple juice.
[11:57] Jiro
    Right.
[11:59] Sachi
    Thanks!
[12:01] Sachi
    So, he's like a major no, right?
[12:04] Jiro
    Uh-oh. I stepped on some kind of land mine.
[12:08] Jiro
    I hope nothing bad happens...
SIGN    Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Time starts now
SIGN    10 minutes
SIGN    The beach shop
[12:17] Akari
    You will come.
[12:20] Jiro
    Yes, I will.
[12:25] Natsumi
    Hey, where's Akari?
[12:27] Mei
    She said she was going
    to the convenience store.
[12:29] Natsumi
    What? But I thought we
    were going to play cards.
[12:33] Kamo
    Do you know where Jiro-chan is?
[12:35] Minami
    He said he was going to go wander around.
[12:37] Kamo
    What? Are any shops still open?
[12:40] Terafune
    At this hour, probably
    just the convenience store.
[12:42] Kamo
    Sheesh...
[12:44] Mei
    Shall we? For a change of pace.
[12:53] Jiro
    Um, I'm very sorry.
[12:55] Akari
    There it is.
[12:56] Akari
    You don't know why I'm angry, but you start
    off with an apology anyway. Like always.
[13:00] Jiro
    Yes. I don't know why you're angry.
[13:03] Jiro
    I'm very sorry.
[13:04] Akari
    I'm telling you not to apologize when
    you don't know the reason for it!
[13:08] Akari
    Are you stupid?!
[13:09] Jiro
    Y-Yes!
[13:10] Jiro
    I'm sor—Okay!
[13:17] Jiro
    Whoa, what?! What are you...
[13:23] Jiro
    That swimsuit...
[13:25] Akari
    I've been looking forward to it.
[13:26] Akari
    I got to come to the ocean
    with you, even if it's for work.
[13:30] Jiro
    So she meant what she said?
[13:32] Akari
    But you just keep worrying about
    how other people see us.
[13:36] Akari
    When I do talk to you, you're cold toward me.
[13:38] Akari
    It's like I'm the only one excited about this.
[13:40] Akari
    I hate it so much.
[13:42] Jiro
    She hates it? But that...
[13:46] Jiro
    That makes it sound like she's jealous.
[13:49] Jiro
    No, it's nothing, really.
[13:52] Jiro
    Am I stupid? I can't get the wrong idea.
[13:54] Jiro
    It's just her usual "I hate it" syndrome.
[13:56] Akari
    Anyway!
[13:58] Akari
    I know you don't want people
    to see you with me, but...
[14:02] Jiro
    No! It's not that!
[14:04] Akari
    Yes, it is!
[14:05] Jiro
    I'm telling you, it's not!
[14:08] Jiro
    It's the other way around.
[14:09] Jiro
    Being around a plain, boring guy like me
    is just embarrassing for you, isn't it?
[14:14] Akari
    Huh? Why should that matter?
[14:16] Akari
    Who I hang out with is up to me.
[14:18] Jiro
    People like me worry about that kind of thing!
[14:21] Jiro
    Even if you're okay with it,
    other people might think things.
[14:24] Jiro
    And it's not like we have to
    spend time together right now—
[14:31] Akari
    Why do you have to say sad things like that?
[14:34] Akari
    Look at me more, like you
    do when we're at home.
[14:39] Akari
    Come on... Look.
[14:46] Akari
    Look! Look!
[14:47] Akari
    When we're at home, all you do
    is stare at my chest, you moron!
[14:48] Jiro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:52] Akari
    I already know about all that, so don't
    try to act cool when we're out here!
[14:56] Jiro
    The pressure! All kinds of pressure!
[14:58] Jiro
    Calm down, Akari!
[15:00] Jiro
    Just let go for a minute! Okay?
[15:01] Jiro
    You won't get your message across this way.
[15:03] Jiro
    Come on. Look me in the eye and talk to me.
[15:06] Akari
    Yeah... Okay.
[15:08] Jiro
    I'm glad she's so docile today.
[15:10] Akari
    I hate that we're not a married couple
    when we're outside the house.
[15:13] Akari
    I hate you acting cold and
    calling me by my last name.
[15:16] Akari
    When I see you talking with
    those other girls all the time...
[15:19] Akari
    It's like you're not my husband anymore.
[15:23] Akari
    I can't help thinking,
[15:25] Akari
    what if even after we're back home,
    we aren't a married couple anymore?
[15:28] Akari
    And I hate feeling like that!
[15:31] Jiro
    Um, is it okay for me to ask
    what you mean by that?
[15:36] Akari
    What do you mean,
    "what do I mean"? I don't get it.
[15:39] Jiro
    Well, like... How do I put it...
[15:42] Jiro
    You want to be together even when we're out,
[15:45] Jiro
    y-you want me to call you by your first name,
[15:47] Jiro
    and you hate it when I talk
    to other girls... right?
[15:51] Jiro
    It's like...
[15:52] Jiro
    I can't help thinking that... those are
    things a jealous girlfriend might say.
[15:58] Jiro
    Wait, what? For real?
[16:00] Akari
    Y-You're not making sense!
[16:02] Akari
    What do you mean, "for real"?
[16:04] Jiro
    Well, I mean...
[16:05] Akari
    Jealous? Like hell I am!
[16:08] Akari
    M-More like I'm angry because you
    act like I'm just a convenience!
[16:12] Jiro
    That's what she meant?!
[16:14] Jiro
    For now, I'll make sure to
    call you by your first name.
[16:17] Akari
    You should've just said that from the start.
[16:19] Shiori
    Wow! The moon's beautiful tonight!
[16:22] Mei
    It's brighter than I thought it'd be.
[16:24] Shiori
    The breeze feels so nice!
[16:30] Mei
    Oh, by the way, I was watching
    a drama on TV yesterday,
[16:33] Mei
    and there was a girl who looked like you.
[16:35] Shiori
    Oh, the one playing the younger sister?
[16:37] Mei
    Yeah! Do you get compared to her a lot?
[16:39] Akari; Jiro
    What do I do now?
[16:41] Akari
    It's too cramped in here. Scoot over that way!
[16:46] Jiro
    You're the one who dragged me in here!
[16:48] Akari
    Shh!
[16:51] Akari
    This sucks. I just want to
    get out of here already.
[16:54] Jiro
    How is complaining gonna help?
[16:56] Jiro
    Right now, we just have to make sure
    Shiori and Hamano don't see us.
[17:00] Akari
    That's always where you end up.
[17:02] Jiro
    Did you say something?
[17:03] Akari
    Nope, nothing.
[17:06] Akari
    It took a lot to wear this swimsuit...
[17:08] Akari
    But even when we're this close,
[17:10] Akari
    in Jiro's heart, I don't even exist.
[17:15] Akari
    Back when all I did was chase after Minami-kun,
    I managed to be a lot more optimistic.
[17:19] Akari
    But now, every time it feels fun or
    reassuring to have Jiro beside me,
[17:23] Akari
    I get scared that he'll leave.
[17:27] Akari
    Even right now,
[17:28] Akari
    I can feel that Jiro really
    cares for Sakurazaka-san.
[17:33] Akari
    It's something I've known
    about since we first met,
[17:36] Akari
    but I still feel all muddled.
[17:39] Akari
    I really hate this.
[17:41] Jiro
    Akari? Are you feeling sick?
[17:45] Jiro
    Really? That's a relief.
[17:47] Jiro
    It's hot, but can you hang in
    there just a little longer?
[17:51] Akari
    If I do, what then?
[17:54] Jiro
    What do you mean?
[17:59] Akari
    You'll be able to leave?
[18:03] Mei
    Do you hear someone talking?
[18:07] Shiori
    S-Stop that! Don't scare me!
[18:11] Mei
    You really can't stand that kind of thing, huh?
[18:15] Mei
    What if there's...
[18:16] Mei
    a ghost or something over there?
[18:18] Shiori
    Mei-chan!
[18:25] Mei
    Huh? There's no one here.
[18:31] Mei
    Sorry about that. My mistake.
[18:33] Shiori
    Thank goodness.
[18:35] Mei
    Maybe what I heard came from the road...
[18:37] Jiro; Akari
    Safe!
[18:44] Jiro
    Ow!
[18:45] Jiro
    Hey, are you nuts?!
[18:46] Jiro
    Quit banging around!
[18:52] Shiori
    Mei-chan, let's go back now!
[18:53] Shiori
    Hurry! Hurry!
[18:55] Mei
    Wait...
[18:59] Akari
    This seriously sucks.
[19:02] Akari
    Come on, get off of me already.
[19:05] Akari
    I can't believe you'd ogle my chest
    in an emergency like this.
[19:07] Akari
    That's so wrong.
[19:09] Akari
    I swear, that's how all guys are.
[19:12] Akari
    I regret wearing this swimsuit.
[19:14] Jiro
    You wanted me to look, didn't you?
[19:17] Akari
    Th-That was just...
    something I said in the moment.
[19:20] Akari
    And you need to hurry up and forget that!
[19:23] Jiro
    Oh, I get it.
[19:25] Jiro
    So you were just toying with me, is that it?
[19:28] Akari
    No, it's not—
[19:29] Jiro
    Yes, it is.
[19:31] Jiro
    Wanting me to use your first name in public,
    getting mad at me earlier...
[19:34] Jiro
    If you just said all that "in the moment,"
[19:37] Jiro
    then I'm not gonna change a thing.
[19:55] Akari
    I hate you, Jiro.
[19:57] Akari
    I hate this. I'm so embarrassed.
    I'm gonna die.
[20:05] Akari
    Hey, what's wrong? It's too hot for this.
[20:08] Akari
    Come on, it's all clear.
    We can get out of here now.
[20:12] Akari
    And your knee is poking me. Can you move it?
[20:16] Jiro
    That's... not my knee.
[20:20] Akari
    Wh-What?
[20:21] Jiro
    I'm serious.
[20:23] Akari
    You're kidding...
[20:24] Jiro
    Sorry.
[20:28] Akari
    Raise your face up.
[20:35] Akari
    Hey, Jiro...
[20:36] Akari
    Did looking at me make that happen?
[20:44] Akari
    What? W-Wait!
[20:47] Akari
    W-We can't! We can't!
[20:48] Akari
    Jiro, we can't! Th-There's an
    order to these kinds of things!
[20:53] Akari
    Huh?
[20:54] Akari
    Jiro?!
[20:59] Akari
    They said it's mild heatstroke. Are you okay?
[21:03] Jiro
    Yeah.
[21:04] Akari; Jiro
    Hey, so...
[21:09] Jiro
    Sorry. I heard that you went
    and got people to carry me.
[21:13] Jiro
    Also, um... sorry about
    all that other stuff, too.
[21:16] Akari
    Didn't I tell you not to apologize?
[21:19] Akari
    It makes me feel worse.
[21:21] Akari
    I'm telling you not to apologize!
[21:23] Akari
    And also!
[21:25] Akari
    "You wanted me to look, didn't you?"
    What was with that tone?
[21:28] Akari
    It's unbelievable!
[21:30] Akari
    All those times you stole glances at home?
[21:32] Akari
    I was letting you look because
    I felt sorry for you!
[21:34] Akari
    You should be grateful to me, idiot!
[21:36] Jiro
    You're too loud! Keep it down!
[21:38] Akari
    Instead of just that kind of stuff,
[21:40] Akari
    I want you to look at all
    the different parts of me.
[21:44] Akari
    We've already been married for four months,
[21:46] Akari
    but I don't know anything about you yet.
[21:50] Akari
    I-I mean, knowing about each other will
    make living together more fun, right?
[21:55] Akari
    I want to see and know all the
    different parts of you, too.
[21:59] Akari
    Since we're still married and all.
[22:01] Akari
    Okay?
[22:02] Jiro
    Sure.
[22:04] Jiro
    As I looked at Akari smiling and saying,
    "It's already been four months,"
[22:09] Jiro
    I thought a lot of different things...
[22:12] Jiro
    But something about the way she said "still"
    stuck in an odd spot and stayed that way.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    The answers always slip away
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
SIGN    I know that
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Terafune
    Knock, knock! Let's play cards!
[23:52] Kamo
    Let's do it!
[23:53] Natsumi
    You can come in!
[23:54] Terafune
    Old Maid? Sevens?
    Whoever loses gets a penalty!
[23:58] Akari; Sachi; Natsumi; Shiori; Mei
    Okay!
[24:03] Akari
    This face pack feels great!
[24:05] Natsumi
    Right?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    More Than a Confession, but Not Yet a Broken Heart.
[24:07] Akari
    Next time, "More Than a Confession,
    but Not Yet a Broken Heart."

Season 1

E11 - More Than a Confession, but Not Yet a Broken Heart.

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[00:06] Shiori
    I didn't get much sleep.
[00:09] (Flashback) Mei
    Are you okay?
[00:10] (Flashback) Shiori
    Yeah. Oh, that was scary!
[00:13] (Flashback) Mei
    Yeah.
[00:14] (Flashback) Sachi
    Akari! Where have you been?
[00:17] (Flashback) Natsumi
    We were worried!
[00:20] (Flashback) Akari
    I was stargazing on the
    beach and fell asleep.
[00:23] Natsumi
    What the heck?
[00:23] (Flashback) Mei
    Watanabe-san's pretty free-spirited, isn't she?
[00:24] Sachi
    Seriously?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shiori
    Yeah.
[00:31] (Flashback) Mei
    Yakuin?
[00:32] (Flashback) Shiori
    Jiro-kun was at the beach, too?
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[02:10] Jiro
    For some reason, I couldn't really sleep.
[02:15] Jiro
    Oh! Morning.
[02:16] Shiori
    Morning. Are you on your
    way to brush your teeth?
[02:19] Jiro
    Yeah. Are you on your way back?
[02:22] Jiro
    Whoa. The sight of Shiori in
    her pajamas really hits hard.
[02:26] Jiro
    Tenjin sees this every day, doesn't he? Damn.
[02:30] Shiori
    H-Hey, Jiro-kun...
[02:36] Shiori
    Nothing! Let's give it our best in
    the kitchen again today, okay?
[02:39] Jiro
    Yeah.
[02:48] Akari
    Hey, if it isn't Jiro! Morning!
[02:50] Jiro
    Yeah... Morning.
[02:54] Akari
    What? Did something happen?
    You seem kinda down.
[02:57] Jiro
    Not really.
[03:01] Akari
    Could it be that you can't help remembering...
[03:03] Akari
    what happened last night?
[03:10] Akari
    Hey, come on! That's gross!
[03:21] Akari
    That's a secret between
    husband and wife, okay?
[03:26] Jiro
    Damn it.
[03:28] Jiro
    She'll be treating me
    like a pushover for a while.
[03:32] Jiro
    I'm glad she just laughed it off, though.
[03:35] Jiro
    Things'd still be awkward otherwise.
[03:38] Jiro
    That's her way of being considerate
    of my feelings, right?
[03:42] Jiro
    I need to get it together, too!
[03:48] Jiro
    Oh, by the way, are you gonna
    be doing the thing tonight, Shiori?
[03:52] Shiori
    The recreational activity? I am.
[03:54] Jiro
    Talk about cliché, right?
    I heard it's a test of courage.
[03:59] Shiori
    Wh-What do I do, Jiro-kun?!
[04:01] Shiori
    I'll never make it through that!
[04:03] Jiro
    Whoa, hang on!
[04:05] Shiori
    I was on a bench at the beach last night...
[04:09] Shiori
    And I heard voices! I just know there's
    something here at this beach!
[04:13] Jiro
    You must have imagined it!
[04:14] Shiori
    I just don't know what to do.
[04:16] Shiori
    I'm going to cause so much trouble
    for whoever I'm paired with.
[04:20] Jiro
    I-It'd be nice if we were
    paired up together, wouldn't it?
[04:23] Jiro
    I already know that you scare easily,
[04:26] Jiro
    and it's no trouble for me.
[04:28] Jiro
    You wouldn't need to explain anything.
[04:30] Shiori
    Yeah. Thanks, Jiro-kun.
[04:32] Shiori
    You know, I really love that kind side you have.
[04:40] Jiro
    Huh?
[04:45] Shiori
    Wh-What I... What I meant was...
[04:47] Jiro
    No, I know! It's just that I don't
    get called kind very often,
[04:51] Jiro
    so it took me by surprise.
[04:55] Shiori
    Sorry for just blurting that out!
[04:57] Shiori
    I'll go take the trash out now!
[05:05] Jiro
    Sh-She said "love."
    Does that word have other meanings?
[05:10] Jiro
    My kind side...
[05:12] Kamo
    I wuv it!
[05:14] Jiro
    You scared me!
[05:16] Kamo
    Why are you the only one having
    a nice, green springtime, damn it?!
[05:19] Jiro
    What? How long have you been here?
[05:21] Kamo
    Since you tried to entice her out
    tonight with that lewd look on your face!
[05:25] Jiro
    That phrasing is misleading!
    And you should've said something!
[05:27] Kamo
    I read the room and waited
    so I wouldn't interfere
[05:30] Kamo
    with the springtime of my buddy's youth!
[05:32] Jiro
    Thank you for that.
[05:34] Kamo
    Don't go getting a big head over this, you hear?
[05:38] Kamo
    It wasn't you that Sakurazaka-san
    said she loved!
[05:41] Kamo
    It was your personality!
SIGN    Personality
[05:43] Jiro
    I know that.
[05:45] Kamo
    Do you want...
[05:48] Kamo
    the power?
[05:51] Jiro
    Huh?
[05:52] Kamo
    You're saying you don't want the power
    to pair up with Sakurazaka-san?
[05:57] Kamo
    Who do you think you're dealing with here?
[06:00] Kamo
    I'm the younger brother of
    the guy who hired you!
[06:02] Jiro
    That didn't sound cool!
[06:04] Kamo
    The test of courage is the biggest
    event of this part-time job.
SIGN    Test of Courage
[06:08] Kamo
    According to my brother,
    the suspension bridge effect...
SIGN    Suspension Bridge Effect
[06:11] Kamo
    may or may not have taken things in
    a good direction for pairs in the past.
SIGN    A Good Direction
[06:15] Jiro
    Which is it?
[06:17] Kamo
    And every year, those pairings
    are chosen by lottery.
[06:21] Kamo
    An act as simple as
    tampering with that lottery
[06:23] Kamo
    would be child's play for me,
     the little brother.
SIGN    30 Gem Pulls
    
    SSR Guaranteed
SIGN    Sakurazaka ShioRi
[06:28] Kamo
    For the cost of thirty gem pulls!
[06:34] Mei
    Okay, everyone! Come draw lots!
[06:37] Akari
    Mine's a heart.
[06:38] Sachi
    What is this? A bear?
[06:40] Natsumi
    These drawings are so bad! Mine's a yacht.
[06:45] Mei
    What's yours, Shiori?
[06:47] Shiori
    A sunflower, but...
[06:50] Mei
    Are you still worried?
[06:52] Shiori
    I just feel like I'll cause
    trouble for whoever I'm with.
[06:55] Mei
    It'll be fine. Some of them are dull,
    but no one here's a bad guy.
[07:00] Mei
    They'll take the lead for you.
[07:02] Shiori
    But...
[07:05] Mei
    It's going to be fine.
SIGN    Girls
     Ohashi → Yacht
     Takamiya → Bear
     Watanabe → Heart
     Sakurazaka → Sunflower
     Hamano → Bunny
[07:13] Mei
    Shiori said hers is the sunflower.
[07:15] Kamo
    Thank you so much!
[07:18] Kamo
    This is perfect!
[07:19] Mei
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[07:21] Kamo
    Yes?
[07:23] Mei
    You said this was to grant
    Yakuin and Shiori's wish,
[07:26] Mei
    but is that really all?
[07:28] Kamo
    Uh, yeah, that's all. Why?
[07:30] Mei
    Then couldn't you have marked two
    of the lots and had them draw those?
[07:35] Mei
    Was there really any need to use me?
[07:37] Kamo
    Oh, well... Jiro-chan is one thing,
[07:40] Kamo
    but I thought Sakurazaka-san
    might object to a trick like that.
[07:44] Kamo
    And worst case, if Sakurazaka-san didn't
    draw the marked lot because of that,
[07:49] Kamo
    I don't think I'd be able to help Jiro-chan
    through the depression it'd cause.
[07:52] Kamo
    For Sakurazaka-san, at least, I want
    to make it seem like a coincidence.
[07:58] Mei
    You...
[07:58] Kamo
    Yes?! Have I done a bad thing?
[08:01] Mei
    No. I didn't expect it,
    but you're a pretty decent guy.
[08:04] Kamo
    Huh? Aw, well...
[08:06] Kamo
    You're doing this for your
    friend, too, aren't you?
[08:08] Kamo
    You're doing all you can to help me out!
[08:10] Mei
    I see. If that's how it looks, then I'm glad.
[08:15] Mei
    No mistakes, okay? Good luck!
[08:18] Kamo
    O-Okay!
[08:21] Mei
    Seriously, don't call me a good person.
[08:25] Mei
    I'm just a jerk who's using your friend.
[08:30] Kamo
    Whew. I thought she'd caught on.
[08:35] (Flashback) Jiro
    Hey, can you make other pairs
    besides just me and Shiori?
[08:39] (Flashback) Kamo
    Huh?
[08:40] (Flashback) Jiro
    For Akari...
[08:42] (Flashback) Jiro
    Could you pair her up with Tenjin?
[08:44] (Flashback) Kamo
    What? Why, though?
[08:46] (Flashback) Jiro
    Please! I'll pay for double
    the number of gems.
[08:49] (Flashback) Kamo
    J-Jiro-chan...
[08:52] (Flashback) Jiro
    She's been stressing out a lot, too.
[08:55] (Flashback) Jiro
    And we've been going through all this
    saying we'd try our hardest together.
[08:59] (Flashback) Jiro
    If I'm the only one who gets a
    chance... it just feels wrong.
[09:03] (Flashback) Jiro
    I don't want to leave her behind on her own.
[09:07] Kamo
    Sheesh.
[09:08] Kamo
    When you look at me like that, I can't
    bring myself to take double the gems.
[09:12] Kamo
    But is this really the right thing to do?
[09:15] Kamo
    And so!
[09:17] Kamo
    We will proceed with these pairings!
[09:20] Jiro
    Glad to be paired with you.
[09:21] Shiori
    N-No, the pleasure's all mine.
[09:23] Tenjin
    Looking forward to it, Watanabe.
[09:25] Akari
    Y-Yeah.
[09:26] Terafune
    Hey, my lottery luck is super bad, huh?
[09:29] Sachi
    Are you trying to pick
    a fight here, you jerk?
[09:32] Natsumi
    I'll be counting on you, Glasses-kun!
[09:32] Terafune
    Ow, ow, ow! I'm sorry!
[09:33] Kamo
    Of course!
[09:34] Terafune
    You're gonna break it! You're gonna break it!
[09:34] Mei
    So I'm just thrown in with
    the odds and ends, huh?
[09:37] Kamo's older brother
    I've left colored cones at four sites.
[09:40] Kamo's older brother
    Please head to your
    respective starting points!
[09:44] Tenjin
    We're over there.
    Shall we head over, Watanabe?
[09:47] Akari
    Yeah.
[09:48] Kamo's older brother
    Come on, Jiro-chan. You two get going, too!
[09:55] Akari
    I hate this! I wanna go back already!
[09:59] Tenjin
    I never would've guessed you'd scare so easily.
[10:03] Tenjin
    Does this help? Or is it
    better not to hold hands?
[10:06] Akari
    H-Holding hands is... better.
[10:08] Tenjin
    Let's stay like this, then.
[10:10] Akari
    Th-Thanks.
[10:13] Akari
    So this is Minami-kun's hand.
[10:15] Akari
    Even though they're both guys,
    it's a little different.
[10:19] Akari
    Jiro's hand is more...
[10:21] Akari
    Wait, Jiro has nothing to do with this!
[10:24] Tenjin
    What is it, Watanabe?
[10:25] Akari
    Uh... N-Nothing!
[10:27] Akari
    Just thinking about something, kinda.
[10:30] Akari
    Oh, right! The chat!
    Let's see how the other teams are doing!
[10:34] Akari
    Huh?
[10:37] Akari
    I think... I might've dropped my smartphone.
SIGN    The 8th Test of Courage Competition
SIGN    Goal
[10:43] Mei
    Huh?
[10:43] Natsumi
    Welcome back!
[10:45] Shiori
    Mei-chan!
[10:48] Shiori
    I was so scared!
[10:49] Mei
    There, there. You did great.
[10:51] Kamo
    Jiro-chan, any developments?
[10:53] Jiro
    Shiori was constantly terrified,
    so it wasn't really the time.
[10:56] Kamo
    I figured that might happen.
[10:59] Natsumi
    Still, Akari's taking a
    super long time, isn't she?
[11:02] Sachi
    Yeah, she is.
[11:03] Jiro
    Akari's not back yet?
[11:06] Terafune
    Considering Tenjin's with her,
    she's taking way too long.
[11:09] Terafune
    I'll try calli—
[11:10] Sachi
    Leave it! Just leave it!
[11:11] Sachi
    What if they're in the middle
    of... enjoying themselves?
[11:15] Natsumi
    That's right. Out in the dark with
    no one around, just the two of them...
[11:18] Natsumi
    They have no choice but to do things!
[11:18] Akari
    I hate seeing you talking with
    those other girls all the time.
[11:20] Terafune
    They wouldn't do that! They wouldn't...
[11:23] Jiro
    What's her deal? After she said all that to me...
[11:28] Jiro
    And why am I irritated?
[11:31] Jiro
    It's not like it matters, right?
[11:34] Natsumi
    What? It's raining!
[11:36] Sachi
    Ugh, seriously?
[11:38] Kamo's older brother
    Oh, it's Mikkun.
[11:40] Kamo's older brother
    Hello?
[11:41] Kamo's older brother
    What?
[11:43] Kamo's older brother
    Okay, got it. So you're turning back, then?
[11:46] Kamo
    Did something happen?
[11:47] Kamo's older brother
    Watanabe-san dropped her phone, and while
    they were looking for it, they got separated.
[11:52] Jiro; Kamo; Shiori
    What?
[11:53] Kamo
    Are they gonna be okay?
[11:54] Jiro
    Akari...
[11:57] Kamo's older brother
    This area is privately owned,
    so they're in no danger.
[12:00] Kamo's older brother
    You guys can head back to your rooms.
[12:02] Natsumi
    Yuck! It's really raining hard!
[12:04] Sachi
    Take care of Akari for us, boss!
[12:07] Kamo's older brother
    Leave it to me!
[12:10] Shiori
    Jiro-kun, we'll get soaked.
[12:12] Shiori
    Let's go back.
[12:18] Jiro
    Sorry, Shiori.
[12:19] Jiro
    I'm going to go look for Akari.
[12:21] Shiori
    Jiro-kun!
[12:27] Akari
    What am I gonna do?
[12:28] Akari
    I can't find my phone, and now it's raining.
[12:31] Akari
    This seriously sucks!
[12:33] Akari
    Should I head back to the cottage?
[12:38] Akari
    I just let Minami-kun lead me around,
    so I have no idea which way to go!
[12:47] Jiro
    Akari! Akari!
[12:51] Akari
    The route from the station
    to the resort, too...
[12:54] Akari
    I had Jiro look all that up for me.
[12:56] Akari
    All I do is rely on other people.
[12:59] Akari
    I'm so sorry.
[13:00] Akari
    I'm sorry.
[13:07] Akari
    Jiro?!
[13:10] Akari
    Minami-kun?
[13:16] Jiro
    This is Akari's.
[13:19] Jiro
    Where are you, Akari?
[13:24] Tenjin
    I'm so glad you're safe.
[13:26] Akari
    Minami-kun...
[13:27] Tenjin
    I'm sorry we got separated. Are you okay?
[13:30] Tenjin
    There's an azumaya gazebo over that way.
    Let's move there for now.
[13:37] Tenjin
    Yes. We'll head back once
    the rain lets up a little.
[13:40] Tenjin
    I'm very sorry. Thank you.
[13:45] Tenjin
    Are you feeling better?
[13:47] Akari
    Minami-kun, I'm seriously so sorry
    for causing you so much trouble!
[13:51] Akari
    I just went off on my own and...
[13:53] Tenjin
    No, it's okay. I failed to
    notice that you were gone, too.
[13:58] Tenjin
    Just sit down and rest for now.
[14:01] Akari
    Okay.
[14:04] Tenjin
    Oh, and...
[14:07] Tenjin
    Sorry I wasn't Jiro.
[14:09] Akari
    Huh?!
[14:13] Tenjin
    Your face!
[14:14] Akari
    I-It's not like that! That was just...
[14:17] Akari
    Please listen! Stop laughing, Minami-kun!
[14:21] Tenjin
    Sorry! It was just way more of
    a reaction than I expected.
[14:25] Tenjin
    I see. So it's Yakuin, huh?
[14:27] Akari
    Jiro has nothing to do with this!
[14:29] Tenjin
    Your face is way too red.
    You're not convincing at all.
[14:32] Akari
    No, just listen!
[14:34] Akari
    The person I love is...
[14:36] Tenjin
    But it does make me feel a little sad.
[14:38] Akari
    Huh?
[14:40] Jiro
    Crap. There's just so much rain!
[14:42] Shiori
    Jiro-kun!
[14:44] Shiori
    Jeez, Jiro-kun! I've been looking for you!
[14:48] Jiro
    Shiori...
[14:49] Shiori
    Listen! They found Akari-chan!
[14:52] Jiro
    What? For real?
[14:54] Shiori
    Minami-kun found her.
[14:57] Shiori
    They're taking shelter
    from the rain right now.
[15:00] Shiori
    They'll head back once it lets up.
[15:02] Shiori
    Isn't that great? It's such a relief!
[15:05] Jiro
    Yeah.
[15:06] Jiro
    It's great.
[15:13] Jiro
    You came all the way out
    here just to let me know?
[15:15] Shiori
    Well, you weren't reading your messages.
[15:17] Shiori
    I was worried.
[15:19] Jiro
    Sorry.
[15:21] Shiori
    It's okay.
[15:22] Shiori
    I know that's just how hard
    you were looking for her.
[15:25] Shiori
    You were truly worried about Akari-chan.
[15:29] Jiro
    I was freaking out all on
    my own and getting nowhere.
[15:32] Jiro
    If Tenjin was going to find her anyway,
[15:34] Jiro
    I should've just stayed
    and waited where I was.
[15:37] Jiro
    I'm such a loser.
[15:38] Shiori
    You are not a loser!
[15:40] Shiori
    You're very kind...
[15:43] Shiori
    And since the practical started,
    you've become really cool.
[15:49] Shiori
    Akari-chan knows a Jiro-kun
    that I don't know.
[15:53] Shiori
    I envy her just a little bit.
[15:55] Jiro
    What are you talking about?
[15:57] Jiro
    The "me" you've seen all this
    time is the same "me" I am now.
[16:00] Shiori
    But I've never seen the husband side of you.
[16:04] Shiori
    I keep thinking you must
    be different like that.
[16:06] Jiro
    You think so?
[16:08] Jiro
    I don't think anything really changes
    just because you're married.
[16:13] Jiro
    And it's not like Akari and I are
    actually in love with each other.
[16:19] Shiori
    Jiro-kun...
[16:21] Shiori
    Even that expression you're making
    right now is one I don't know.
[16:25] Jiro
    And anyway, what about you?
    With Tenjin, I mean.
[16:28] Shiori
    Huh?
[16:28] Jiro
    You know, um...
[16:30] Jiro
    That thing we did before... Practicing.
    What happened after that?
[16:36] Jiro
    Huh? Really? You and Tenjin...
[16:38] Shiori
    N-No! Nothing happened!
[16:41] Jiro
    But you seem really shaken right now.
[16:43] Shiori
    It's not that! I just remembered
    kissing you, and...
[16:49] Shiori
    Um...
[16:50] Shiori
    I haven't done anything like that since then.
[16:55] Jiro
    Oh.
[16:58] Shiori
    My first was you...
[17:02] Shiori
    but was it different for you?
[17:05] Jiro
    Um... Well, I mean...
[17:07] Shiori
    Of course! Sorry for asking
    such a weird question!
[17:11] Shiori
    And for getting so flustered all on my own.
[17:13] Jiro
    Shiori?
[17:13] Shiori
    The rain's let up now, so...
[17:17] Jiro
    You'll get soaked.
[17:22] Shiori
    You've been beside me all this
    time, and now I feel so lonely!
[17:27] Shiori
    Once we grow up, being childhood friends
    won't be enough to keep me by your side.
[17:33] Shiori
    I'm so sorry. I just... Akari-chan is...
[17:39] Shiori
    If Akari-chan isn't special to you,
[17:42] Shiori
    then will you show me...
[17:44] Shiori
    a part of you that
[17:47] Shiori
    Akari-chan doesn't know?
[17:54] Akari
    Minami-kun, um... What did you
    mean when you said you felt sad?
[17:59] Tenjin
    Hmm... It's like...
[18:01] Tenjin
    how an older brother feels getting
    introduced to his little sister's boyfriend?
[18:06] Akari
    Little sister?
[18:07] Tenjin
    Yeah.
[18:11] Akari
    Oh. I get it.
[18:13] Akari
    He's turning me down right now.
[18:17] Akari
    But I have to give it my very best.
[18:19] Akari
    Because I made a promise with Jiro
[18:22] Akari
    that we'd get to A-rank and change partners!
[18:26] Akari
    Minami-kun, if...
[18:29] Akari
    If I became your wife and we spent time
    together in the marriage practical,
[18:34] Akari
    then would that feeling of me
    being your little sister...
[18:39] Akari
    Huh?
[18:40] Akari
    Why am I trying so hard again?
[18:44] Tenjin
    Watanabe, I'm sorry.
    The truth is, I noticed a long time ago
[18:48] Tenjin
    that you were looking at me that way.
[18:50] Akari
    Huh?
[18:52] Akari
    What?!
[18:53] Tenjin
    I mean, it'd be hard not to notice.
[18:55] Tenjin
    It really made me happy
    that you felt that way,
[18:58] Tenjin
    but I'm in love with someone else.
[19:04] Akari
    It's Sakurazaka-san, isn't it?
[19:06] Tenjin
    Huh?
[19:07] Akari
    Huh?
[19:10] Tenjin
    Hang on! You've got this way wrong!
[19:12] Akari
    Huh? What? You... Huh?
[19:14] Tenjin
    So that's what you thought, huh?
[19:17] Akari
    Please stop laughing!
[19:19] Tenjin
    Sorry. There's nothing between me and Shiori.
[19:22] Akari
    What? You're kidding.
[19:24] Akari
    Who, then? Someone in your class?
[19:27] Tenjin
    It's someone you don't know.
[19:32] Tenjin
    It's an unrequited love.
[19:34] Tenjin
    And it'll probably stay that way forever.
[19:39] Tenjin
    A love with no future is just pointless.
[19:43] Tenjin
    I know how much that hurts,
[19:46] Tenjin
    so when I think about how I've made
    you go through the same thing,
[19:49] Tenjin
    I just feel so bad.
[19:52] Tenjin
    That's why I was relieved
    when I heard Yakuin's name.
[19:55] Tenjin
    I'm happy for you.
[19:57] Akari
    Even if...
[19:59] Akari
    Even if Jiro's in love with someone else, too?
[20:02] Tenjin
    Yakuin's dating someone?
[20:04] Akari
    No, he isn't, but...
[20:07] Tenjin
    Then it's all up to how hard you try, isn't it?
[20:10] Tenjin
    There's still a chance that
    Yakuin will choose you, right?
[20:13] Akari
    B-But what if I tell him and it
    makes things weird between us?
[20:17] Tenjin
    You used to be more
    optimistic about stuff than that.
[20:20] Tenjin
    Are things weird between us now?
[20:23] Akari
    No.
[20:26] Tenjin
    I hope your love is something
    you can enjoy this time.
[20:30] Tenjin
    It's like I'm entrusting my hopes to you...
[20:33] Tenjin
    Because it's something I wasn't able to do.
[20:36] Tenjin
    Sorry to do this after you were
    kind enough to fall in love with me.
[20:40] Akari
    That's wrong!
[20:43] Akari
    Because I've had so much fun all this time!
[20:46] Akari
    Every time we talked, my heart raced so fast.
[20:49] Akari
    When our eyes met, I'd be walking on clouds.
[20:51] Akari
    So please don't say things like that.
[20:54] Akari
    I didn't fall in love with you
    to make you apologize to me.
[20:58] Akari
    Thank you, Minami-kun. I mean it.
[21:01] Akari
    I really loved you!
[21:05] Tenjin
    I'm the one who should thank you.
[21:07] Tenjin
    Your feelings have reached me.
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
[21:12] Akari
    I'm glad I fell in love.
[21:15] Akari
    I'm truly glad I fell in love with this guy.
SIGN    In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
[21:20] Akari
    Okay!
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
[21:21] Akari
    I'll give it my best!
[21:22] Akari
    I'll try my hardest with Jiro
    so that I won't have any regrets!
[21:26] Tenjin
    Being upbeat is much more like you.
SIGN    The answers always slip away
[21:29] Tenjin
    I gotta hurry up and move forward, too.
SIGN    All I want is to do it over again
[21:31] Akari
    You'll be able to find someone right away.
[21:34] Tenjin
    Thanks. I'll do my best.
SIGN    If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN    I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN    One day this will end
[21:48] Akari
    It's Sakurazaka-san, isn't it?
SIGN    I know that
[21:51] Tenjin
    I never imagined she'd think that.
SIGN    And I know the signs of discord
SIGN    Turn them inside out
[21:54] Tenjin
    And Shiori seems like she has
    someone she's in love with, too.
SIGN    Don't let them pile up
SIGN    I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
[21:57] Tenjin
    I hope it hasn't kicked off any weird rumors.
[22:01] Tenjin
    But in any case...
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
[22:03] Tenjin
    I hope it works out for both of them.
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    Everything begins to overflow
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN    It's my fault
SIGN    It gets stuck in my throat
SIGN    That stagnant, hesitant air
SIGN    And turns into a thorn
SIGN    When that happens, no matter how much time passes,
SIGN    I'll never be able to forget it
SIGN    It's your fault
SIGN    That my fragile heart is so stirred into action
SIGN    In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN    I want to give love a try
SIGN    In this night where everything begins to overflow
SIGN    I match my stride to yours
SIGN    The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN    No matter what I sing, no matter what I eat
SIGN    The only one I want to tell about it is you
SIGN    On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN    I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN    (Oh why)
SIGN    (Oh why)
[23:50] Sachi
    How long are they gonna stay like that?
[23:52] Sachi
    They should just hook up already.
[23:54] Natsumi
    You don't understand a thing!
[23:55] Sachi
    What?
[23:56] Natsumi
    You don't understand a thing!
[23:58] Sachi
    Natsumi!
[23:59] Natsumi
    This is a declaration of war!
[24:01] Sachi
    Stop, Natsumi!
    Come back to your senses!
[24:04] Mei
    Get dizzy from staying in the
    bath too long, the lot of you.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Done, Being Less Than Love.
[24:07] Jiro
    Next time, "Done, Being Less Than Love."

Season 1

E12 - Done, Being Less Than Love.

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[00:14] Akari
    I'm sorry, gods!
[00:15] Akari
    The person on my mind has
    changed since last time,
[00:18] Akari
    so I've come to ask again.
[00:20] Akari
    My chances may be really low, but...
[00:28] (Flashback) Kamo
    Kinda feels like something scandalous
    happened while those two were all alone.
[00:38] Akari
    But I'll do everything I can!
[00:40] Akari
    And so I ask for your favor!
[00:51] Shiori
    It's hopeless.
[00:52] Shiori
    It's popped up in my memory
    every day since then.
[00:57] Shiori
    If Akari-chan isn't special to you,
[00:59] Shiori
    then will you show me...
[01:02] Shiori
    a part of you that
[01:05] Shiori
    Akari-chan doesn't know?
[01:09] Shiori
    Why did I do that?
[01:11] Shiori
    I'm so glad summer break
    started right after that!
[01:17] Shiori
    I panicked. I know that.
[01:20] (Flashback) Shiori
    My first was you...
[01:24] (Flashback) Shiori
    but was it different for you?
[01:27] (Flashback) Jiro
    Um... Well, I mean...
[01:33] Shiori
    Before that kiss with me in the
    nurse's office, Jiro-kun had already...
[01:39] Shiori
    I didn't want to know...
[01:41] Shiori
    But it's easy to tell.
[01:47] Shiori
    Jiro-kun's wife is Akari-chan...
[01:51] Shiori
    So does that mean I'm just
    his childhood friend?
[01:54] Shiori
    That's awful. It's like I'm
    someone he had an affair with.
[02:05] Shiori
    Jiro-kun...
[02:07] Shiori
    What were you feeling when you kissed me?
[02:11] Shiori
    I...
[02:14] Shiori
    Jiro-kun...
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN    Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN    A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN    No less than supreme
SIGN    A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN    The wild ringing of bells
SIGN    What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN    Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN    A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN    Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN    Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN    My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN    racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN    It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN    Be brave, my darling
SIGN    It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN    It's all up to us
SIGN    ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN    Please look my way, darling
SIGN    Please notice my pure love for you
[03:49] Jiro
    Crap. What am I supposed to do?
SIGN    Now that it's come to this...
SIGN    Chloris
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN    there's only one thing to do.
SIGN    Take this!
[03:56] Jiro
    Huh? What is that?
SIGN    Chloris
SIGN    m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN    I'm sorry.
[03:58] Jiro
    Wha?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Chloris has kissed the Hero.
[04:02] Shiori
    I'm so sorry!
[04:04] Shiori
    Once we grow up, being childhood friends
    won't be enough to keep me by your side.
[04:17] Jiro
    Is it that moment with Shiori again?
[04:21] Jiro
    In that moment, Shiori kissed me...
[04:24] Jiro
    And it didn't seem like she hated it.
[04:27] Jiro
    To be honest, I felt like it
    was the only chance I'd get...
[04:30] Jiro
    Like the first love I'd half given up on
    might bloom in that moment.
[04:36] Jiro
    But afterward, Shiori
    apologized over and over,
[04:40] Jiro
    and then she only said, "Let's head back."
[04:43] Jiro
    What was she feeling?
[04:45] Jiro
    Why did she kiss me and then apologize?
[04:48] Jiro
    And anyway, that kind of thing...
[04:49] Jiro
    First you fall in love and confess,
    then you start going out, hold hands...
[04:53] Jiro
    Shouldn't it come after all that?
[04:56] Jiro
    What did she mean when she said being
    childhood friends wasn't enough to stay close?
[05:00] Jiro
    What am I supposed to do?
[05:04] Jiro
    If I had more EXP built up, I'd probably be
    able to come up with an answer, but...
[05:09] Jiro
    No matter how much I think
    about it, I have no idea!
[05:11] Jiro
    I think I'll go buy some cola,
    potato chips, and manga for now.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 174 0 l 174 90 l 0 90
SIGN    m 0 0 l 174 0 l 174 90 l 0 90
SIGN    Jiro has
    run away.
SIGN    Young Ace
SIGN    An Ideal Life as a Sponging Boyfriend
SIGN    Special Bonus
    Item 2
SIGN    Bungo Stray Dogs
    Special Clear File Folder
[05:24] Jiro
    This manga is already out?
[05:27] Jiro
    Oh, excuse me!
[05:29] Shiori
    I'm sorry!
[05:30] Jiro; Shiori
    What?!
[05:33] Shiori
    I-I never thought we'd
    meet in a place like this.
[05:36] Jiro
    Y-Yes, indeed.
[05:40] Shiori
    Why are you being so formal?
[05:42] Jiro
    I was just so surprised...
[05:44] Jiro
    Wait, so... you read manga?
[05:49] Shiori
    No, I went to the shop next
    door to buy notebooks,
[05:52] Shiori
    and my little brother asked me to get this.
[05:55] Jiro
    Little brother... You mean Kenta?
[05:57] Shiori
    Yeah. He's been wanting to see you.
[06:00] Jiro
    What? He remembers me?
[06:02] Shiori
    Yeah. Since I've mentioned you,
    he's been wondering about you.
[06:05] Jiro
    You... talk about me?
[06:08] Shiori
    Oh, it looks like this is the last copy.
[06:11] Shiori
    Here, you take it.
[06:12] Jiro
    Huh? I couldn't!
[06:14] Jiro
    It's okay. I was gonna go
    shopping after this, anyway.
[06:18] Jiro
    You can buy it and take it home.
[06:21] Shiori
    You really are kind.
[06:23] Jiro
    Huh? Did you say something?
[06:25] Shiori
    No, nothing.
[06:28] Shiori
    Thank you.
[06:30] Jiro
    What a relief!
[06:31] Jiro
    It was probably better
    to talk like this today
[06:33] Jiro
    than starting out the new term
    with things still awkward.
[06:37] Jiro
    Whoa, are you serious?
[06:39] Shiori
    I think it's just a passing
    summer shower, but...
[06:42] Jiro
    I didn't think it would rain.
[06:45] Shiori
    You don't have an umbrella?
[06:47] Jiro
    No. Maybe I'll buy one somewhere nearby.
[06:54] Jiro
    "Well, I'll see you next term."
    Is that what I say now?
[06:58] Jiro
    Is this where this event ends?
[07:00] Jiro
    Isn't this actually a chance
    to cement some future plans?
[07:04] Jiro
    But then again...
[07:06] Jiro
    Oh, come on! Say something, me!
[07:12] Shiori
    Um, do you want to come to my place?
[07:15] Shiori
    The one at the training dorm?
[07:16] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:17] Shiori
    It's nearby.
[07:19] Shiori
    And I'd like to talk some
    more until the rain lets up.
[07:22] Shiori
    What do you think?
[07:24] Jiro
    Are you sure?
[07:25] Shiori
    S-Since this was so sudden,
    I don't have anything prepared,
[07:28] Shiori
    but since I got the chance to see you...
[07:31] Shiori
    Only if you have time, though.
[07:34] Jiro
    Th-Thank you for inviting me over.
[07:41] Shiori
    Hang on just a minute.
[07:43] Shiori
    I want to make sure it isn't too messy.
[07:48] Jiro
    My hands are sweating like crazy!
[07:50] Jiro
    I hope I don't smell sweaty...
[07:54] Shiori
    Welcome home, darling.
[07:57] Jiro
    Huh?
[07:59] Shiori
    J-Just kidding!
[08:02] Shiori
    Sorry for doing that out of nowhere.
    Well, please, come on in!
[08:05] Jiro
    Th-Thank you for having me.
[08:17] Shiori
    The place is pretty stark, isn't it?
[08:20] Shiori
    There's nothing at all in here.
[08:22] Jiro
    My place is the same way!
[08:24] Jiro
    And all the furniture's the same,
    so I kinda feel at home.
[08:27] Shiori
    May I sit next to you?
[08:29] Jiro
    O-Of course! It's your place, after all.
[08:40] Jiro
    It smells amazing.
[08:42] Shiori
    What?!
[08:44] Jiro
    Is this, y'know, quality stuff?
[08:46] Shiori
    Oh, uh... Y-Yes, it's pretty much the real deal.
[08:51] Jiro
    Wow, really?
[08:53] Jiro
    Just what I'd expect from you!
[08:56] Shiori
    Of course he meant the coffee!
[08:59] Shiori
    I'm such an idiot!
[09:13] Jiro
    I am way too happy right now!
[09:16] Jiro
    I haven't taken in a
    single word of this manga,
[09:18] Jiro
    but I don't even care!
[09:21] Jiro
    Her outfit is so demure...
[09:23] Jiro
    She's so cute!
[09:25] Jiro
    Her skin is so pale,
    and her wrists are so slender.
[09:28] Jiro
    And she smells nice.
[09:31] Jiro
    She's slim and dainty,
    but she seems soft, too.
[09:33] Jiro
    And her eyelashes are so long...
[09:37] Shiori
    Um... Does something about me look weird?
[09:41] Jiro
    N-No... I was just wondering
    what you're reading.
[09:44] Shiori
    Oh, this? It's a novel called
    Hello Summer, Goodbye.
[09:48] Shiori
    It's really good.
    I'll lend it to you sometime.
[09:51] Jiro
    Th-Thanks.
[09:52] Shiori
    I-I'm just going to go...
[09:54] Jiro
    S-Sure.
[09:59] Shiori
    When our eyes met,
    he looked so uncomfortable.
[10:02] Shiori
    Maybe it was too pushy of me
    to invite him over after all.
[10:07] Shiori
    Was he bored?
[10:09] Shiori
    Or maybe he couldn't bring himself
    to say he wanted to leave?
[10:13] Shiori
    What if he hates me now?
[10:17] Jiro
    Does she hate me now?
[10:19] Jiro
    Is she fed up because I don't
    know how to take the lead?
[10:25] Jiro
    But I mean... It's just...
[10:28] Jiro
    I'm alone in a room with a girl who kissed me!
[10:31] Jiro
    It'd be impossible not to be
    overly conscious of her!

[10:38] Jiro
    Shiori isn't the type to be that
    assertive with just anyone.
[10:41] Jiro
    So the fact that she kissed me...
[10:43] Jiro
    I'm allowed to be a little
    happy about that, right?
[10:46] Jiro
    Maybe we do need to have a good
    talk about what happened that day...
[10:50] Shiori
    Jiro-kun!
[10:51] Jiro
    Yes?
[10:52] Shiori
    Look outside!
[10:53] Jiro
    Huh?
[10:55] Jiro
    Whoa!
[10:56] Shiori
    It's a double rainbow!
[10:58] Jiro
    That's so cool!
[11:00] Shiori
    I've never seen anything
    like it before! It's beautiful!
[11:05] Shiori
    Oh, I know!
[11:08] Shiori
    I'll get a shot with the rainbow.
    You get in it, too!
[11:10] Jiro
    Huh? Y-You sure?
[11:12] Shiori
    Okay! I'm taking it!
[11:15] Shiori
    It looks great!
[11:17] Shiori
    Double rainbows bring happiness.
[11:21] Shiori
    I hope something nice happens.
[11:23] Jiro
    Could you send that to me, too?
[11:25] Shiori
    Of course!
[11:26] Jiro
    Thanks.
[11:28] Shiori
    Let's see...
[11:30] Jiro
    Is it... now?
[11:33] Jiro
    If I'm going to take a step,
    is now the time?
[11:36] Jiro
    Um, I...
[11:38] Shiori
    Look. You're in this one, too!
[11:40] Shiori
    I'll send it at the same time.
[11:43] Shiori
    It's the one we took at the beach.
    I really love this photo.
[11:47] Shiori
    Everyone looks so happy.
[11:55] Shiori
    Oh, right. Were you
    about to say something?
[11:59] Jiro
    Huh? Oh...
[12:01] Jiro
    Uh, never mind. I forgot what it was.
[12:05] Jiro
    The beach was fun, wasn't it?
[12:07] Shiori
    Yeah!
[12:11] Jiro
    I've been running from romance and
    that kind of thing all this time.
[12:15] Jiro
    Which feeling is friendship?
[12:17] Jiro
    Where does love start?
[12:19] Jiro
    They're my own feelings, but at some point,
    I couldn't understand them anymore.
[12:29] Jiro
    Why did I decide not to say
    anything in that moment?
[12:34] Jiro
    Getting to a good place with
    Shiori was my dream, and yet...
[12:39] Jiro
    It's probably just Kamo.
[12:41] Jiro
    Sorry, but I'm in no mood to deal with you.
[12:45] Jiro
    Oh, for crying out loud, what do you want?!
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[12:47] Jiro
    Akari?!
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[12:50] Jiro
    That was a shock.
[12:51] Jiro
    It's been half a month...
SIGN    Yes, what is it?
SIGN    Yes, what is it?
SIGN    Jiro
SIGN    Yes, what is it?
SIGN    Jiro
SIGN    I'm bored
[12:56] Jiro
    My heart!
[12:57] Jiro
    No! Don't give me that, heart!
[12:59] Jiro
    I bet she's sent that to a bunch of people.
SIGN    Yes, what is it?
SIGN    Jiro
SIGN    I'm bored
SIGN    Jiro
SIGN    I'm bored
SIGN    So am I
[13:07] Akari
    Ugh, I hate this!
[13:08] Akari
    Why am I so nervous?
[13:10] Akari
    It's just Jiro!
SIGN    Then we'll meet in front of
    Seishun Station in 2 hours!
SIGN    It's a date♥︎
SIGN    Then we'll meet in front of
    Seishun Station in 2 hours!
[13:21] Jiro
    What?!
[13:23] Jiro
    During summer break? Me and Akari?
[13:25] Jiro
    Points for the practical aren't
    being counted right now!
[13:28] Jiro
    There's nothing in it for her, right?
[13:29] Jiro
    What kind of trap is this?
[13:30] Jiro
    Up until now, the two of us have only ever
    gone out to do regular errands, like shopping!
[13:34] Akari
    That way next!
[13:34] Jiro
    She's not gonna make me buy
    her a ton of clothes, is she?
[13:37] Natsumi
    Virgin-kun, you seriously came here?
[13:37] Jiro
    Or maybe it's not even that!
    She might just be messing with me!
[13:39] Sachi
    That's hilarious! It was just a joke!
[13:40] Akari
    Sorry! I didn't think
    you'd take me seriously.
[13:40] Jiro
    That's it! That's gotta be it!
SIGN    It's a date♥︎
[13:45] Jiro
    But supposing she's actually serious,
[13:47] Jiro
    and she really is inviting me out,
    just as friends, of course...
[13:51] Jiro
    Should I decline?
[13:53] Jiro
    I just told her I was bored, though.
[13:55] Jiro
    I don't have anything I can wear
    to walk around with a gyaru!
[14:01] Jiro
    Ten minutes early, huh?
[14:03] Jiro
    A plain white T-shirt should
    be a safe choice, right?
[14:06] Jiro
    I saw that written on
    an aggregator site, so...
[14:08] Jiro
    Seriously, is someone out
    there waiting or something?
[14:10] Jiro
    And is Akari really going to come?
[14:12] Jiro
    It's nearly time.
[14:14] Jiro
    Jeez, she didn't even show up.
[14:17] Jiro
    I mean, I knew it was coming, but...
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[14:21] Jiro
    Guess I'll go home.
[14:22] Akari
    Jiro!
[14:23] Akari
    I'm so glad you're still here!
[14:25] Akari
    It took longer than I thought to get ready.
[14:28] Akari
    I ran out in a rush.
[14:30] Akari
    Then, after I got to the station,
    I realized I'd forgotten my phone.
[14:33] Akari
    I'm super sorry!
[14:36] Akari
    Jiro, are you angry?
[14:38] Jiro
    Huh? Uh, no, I'm not.
[14:41] Jiro
    I didn't think you'd really come, anyway.
[14:43] Akari
    What?!
[14:44] Akari
    What does that mean?
[14:45] Jiro
    S-Sorry!
[14:46] Jiro
    Um, it's just that we don't usually
    do stuff like this with just us two,
[14:50] Jiro
    so I guess I just couldn't imagine it.
[14:52] Akari
    But... I told you it was a date, didn't I?
[14:55] Akari
    After all the effort I put in to get ready,
    there's no way I wouldn't show up.
[15:00] Akari
    Hey...
[15:01] Akari
    Do I look cute?
[15:04] Akari
    You have nothing to say?
[15:06] Jiro
    I-It's not like the stuff you usually wear,
    so it's new and different!
[15:09] Akari
    And?
[15:10] Jiro
    Um, I think clothes like the ones you're
    wearing today... are really nice.
[15:15] Akari
    Thanks. That makes me really happy.
[15:18] Akari
    Because this outfit is just for you.
[15:20] Jiro
    Huh?
[15:21] Akari
    You said before that you
    liked things like this, right?
[15:25] Akari
    So... It's not the kind of thing I'd normally wear,
[15:29] Akari
    so buying it was a first for me.
[15:30] Jiro
    What?
[15:32] Jiro
    Huh? Why?
[15:33] Jiro
    She wanted it to suit my tastes?
[15:36] Jiro
    Huh?
[15:38] Akari
    Okay, let's go!
[15:41] Akari
    I have a ton of places I wanna go today!
[15:43] Akari
    Come with me to all of them, okay?
[15:45] Jiro
    Wha... What is even going on here?!
[15:52] Akari
    Which one should I get?
[15:54] Akari
    Have you decided what you're getting?
[15:55] Jiro
    No... I don't even know
    which way is up right now.
[15:58] Akari
    Then you should get this one.
[16:01] Jiro
    I seriously have no idea.
[16:02] Jiro
    Why is Akari doing this with me?
[16:05] Akari
    I bet you didn't know
    about this café, right?
[16:07] Jiro
    I'd heard of it. We saw it on TV together.
[16:10] Jiro
    You said it was a favorite of yours.
[16:13] Akari
    You remembered.
[16:16] Akari
    And now it's your momentous Ex-choco debut.
[16:18] Akari
    Drink up! Hurry!
[16:21] Akari
    Like it?
[16:22] Jiro
    Yeah! Even more than I imagined!
[16:24] Akari
    Really? But isn't it bitter?
[16:27] Jiro
    There is some bitterness, but it's good.
[16:29] Akari
    Let me taste it!
[16:30] Jiro
    Huh?
[16:31] Akari
    I can't? You're so stingy.
[16:34] Jiro
    Go ahead.
[16:38] Akari
    Ugh! You liar! It's super bitter!
[16:42] Akari
    I know that face.
[16:44] Akari
    You're thinking, "That was an
    indirect kiss," aren't you?
[16:46] Jiro
    No... er, yes, I am.
[16:48] Akari
    Jeez, stop getting all
    embarrassed over stuff like that.
[16:51] Akari
    It makes me feel embarrassed, too.
[16:54] Jiro
    Huh?
[16:56] Jiro
    Has Akari always been like this?
[16:59] Akari
    They're so cute!
[17:01] Jiro
    Oh, wow! They really are just
    lying around everywhere!
[17:02] Akari
    They're just too cute!
[17:05] Akari
    They really are used to this! How cute!
[17:08] Jiro
    I'm used to seeing Akari
    smile like this now,
[17:11] Akari
    There, there.
[17:11] Jiro
    but I never would've imagined it
    based on my first impression of her.
[17:15] Jiro
    If we hadn't been a married couple,
[17:17] Jiro
    I'd probably never have
    known this side of her.
[17:17] Akari
    Here?
[17:20] Akari
    You're such a good kitty.
[17:23] Akari
    Oh, it's so cute!
[17:26] Jiro
    That's all you've said since we got here.
[17:28] Akari
    Yeah, because my dearest
    wish has come true!
[17:30] Akari
    Here, Jiro! Try petting it!
[17:32] Akari
    It's really soft!
[17:34] Akari
    See?
[17:35] Jiro
    You're right!
[17:36] Akari
    Meow.
[17:40] Jiro
    Playing games through the night every
    day is the real thrill of summer break,
[17:45] Jiro
    but it might be okay to have
    days like this sometimes, too.
[17:49] Jiro
    That's what I found myself thinking.
[17:52] Akari
    I'll send you that picture in the chat, okay?
[17:55] Jiro
    Sure. Thanks.
[17:57] Akari
    Oh! I'll send this, too.
[17:59] Akari
    A picture from the cat café.
[18:00] Jiro
    Ack! When did someone take that?
[18:04] Akari
    The lady said, "I'm taking your picture now."
[18:06] Jiro
    I didn't notice at all.
[18:08] Jiro
    Plus, this picture looks sort of like...
[18:11] Jiro
    a family photo, doesn't it?
[18:14] Akari
    Huh?
[18:16] Jiro
    I mean, it might be because of
    the way it was taken, but...
[18:19] Jiro
    It's like the cat is the baby, and...
[18:22] Jiro
    I-I-I was just thinking that some
    family photos look like that, is all!
[18:25] Jiro
    She must be so creeped out!
[18:27] Akari
    That's hilarious! What the heck?
[18:29] Jiro
    Huh? She isn't creeped out?
[18:32] Akari
    It'd be nice if we could keep it
    as a pet during our practical.
[18:35] Jiro
    I guess... it would.
[18:37] Akari
    Let's go to the cat café together
    again. I'll invite you.
SIGN    Pedestrian Crossing Signal
[18:40] Jiro
    Could it be that she invited me because
    she actually wanted to hang out with me?
[18:45] Jiro
    You said yours is the
    upstairs ticket gate, right?
[18:48] Akari
    That's right. What about you?
[18:50] Jiro
    I'm taking the subway.
[18:51] Akari
    What? Oh, sorry! We already passed that!
[18:53] Jiro
    Don't be! It's really close.
[18:56] Akari
    This kinda feels weird, doesn't it?
[18:58] Akari
    We usually go home to the same place,
[19:00] Akari
    but this time we're saying goodbye
    and going to different places.
[19:03] Jiro
    Yeah.
[19:05] Akari
    But... that's going to
    happen eventually, isn't it?
[19:08] Akari
    I might feel a little lonely.
[19:10] Akari
    Just kidding! Oh!
[19:12] Jiro
    Huh?
[19:12] Akari
    I forgot to buy a charm at the shrine!
[19:15] Jiro
    A charm? What kind?
[19:17] Akari
    I-I'll tell you later!
[19:19] Jiro
    Huh? Hey, Akari!
[19:22] Jiro
    Hey, wait up! Akari!
[19:27] Shiori
    Jiro-kun? And Watanabe-san, too?
[19:30] Jiro
    Shiori?
[19:31] Akari
    Sakurazaka-san?
[19:33] Akari
    What a coincidence. Were you shopping?
[19:35] Akari
    You're carrying a lot.
[19:36] Shiori
    Yeah. You two, too?
[19:39] Akari
    That's right. I figured he'd be holed
    up in his room without me around,
[19:43] Akari
    so I thought I'd get him a little sunlight.
[19:46] Shiori
    I see. Are you on your way home now?
[19:48] Akari
    Yeah. I just have something
    to do at the shrine.
[19:53] Shiori
    Watanabe-san, do you remember that
    we met at the shrine in the spring?
[19:57] Akari
    Oh, yeah.
[19:58] Shiori
    I was just about to go pay my respects there.
[20:05] Shiori
    Can I go, too? Want to race?
[20:08] Jiro
    Huh? What? Race?
[20:11] Akari
    Sure. Let's do it! No holding back!
[20:14] Jiro
    What?!
[20:16] Akari
    Okay, then, Jiro...
[20:17] Jiro
    Huh? Wai—
[20:18] Shiori
    Would you?
[20:18] Jiro
    Hang on! Hey!
[20:28] Shiori
    Ready...
[20:30] Shiori; Akari
    Go!
[20:51] Boy
    Here!
[20:52] Girl
    Got it!
[21:39] Shiori
    Watanabe-san, you're really fast!
[21:42] Akari
    You're not bad yourself, Sakurazaka-san!
[21:45] Elderly Wife
    Oh, my. What's happened here?
[21:47] Elderly Wife
    Are you girls all right?
[21:50] Akari
    I'm sorry we worried you. We were
    just racing each other, that's all.
[21:55] Elderly Wife
    Oh, is that so? You gave us a fright.
[21:58] Elderly Wife
    Didn't they, Jiro-san?
[21:59] Elderly Husband
    Yes, they did.
[22:05] Akari; Shiori
    Jiro?
[22:06] Elderly Wife
    Come, now. If you don't pay
    attention, you'll trip and fall.
[22:10] Elderly Husband
    Right.
[22:11] Elderly Wife
    Honestly...
[22:12] Akari
    He does seem a little like Jiro.
[22:13] Elderly Wife
    Come on.
[22:14] Shiori
    He really does.
[22:27] Jiro
    I have no idea what's going on.
[22:31] Akari
    Now, really put your hearts into it!
[22:33] Shiori
    Right!
[22:39] Jiro
    This place is famous for fulfilling
    romantic wishes, isn't it?
[22:44] Jiro
    I...
[23:37] Akari
    Thanks! I'll handle the rest myself.
[23:40] Jiro
    Okay, thanks.
[23:46] Jiro
    Akari! I'll help make dinner!
SIGN    Jiro has leveled up!
    He has gone with Lancia and Chloris
    to face their next adventure.
[23:52] Jiro
    This looks tasty!
[23:53] Akari
    Right?
[23:54] Jiro
    What're you writing with
    the ketchup tonight?
SIGN    Love
[23:55] Akari
    Hmm, what shall I write?
[23:57] Jiro
    Huh?
[23:57] Akari
    Let's see...
[23:58] Jiro
    Oh!
[23:59] Akari
    Hang on a sec.
[24:00] Jiro
    This is...
[24:00] Akari
    Go like this, and then like this...
[24:03] Akari
    And it's done!
[24:04] Jiro
    Ack!
[24:05] Akari
    Your special omelet rice.
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Miyajidake Asahi
    
    Najima Nanako
SIGN    3rd
SIGN    Tenjin Minami
    
     Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN    4th
SIGN    Yakuin Jiro
    
     Watanabe Akari
SIGN    Okubo Osamu
    
     Shuto Kyoko
[24:07] Jiro
    Are you serious?