More than a Married Couple, but Not Lovers.
Partnering up for a high school project with your crush is a dream, but what if it’s with someone you can’t stand and the project is marriage? That’s what Jirō Yakuin and gyaru, Akari Watanabe will find out as they’re tested as a couple. If that wasn’t enough, their crushes are partners too! If they wanna switch, they’ll have to make this arranged marriage work and make it to the top ten.
- Season 1
- E1 - Living in the Same Place, but Not Living Together.
- E2 - Imagined, but Not Real.
- E3 - Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.
- E4 - A Hero, but Not the Main Character.
- E5 - More Than a Nosebleed, but Less Than a Kiss.
- E6 - A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.
- E7 - Fireworks, but No Embrace.
- E8 - An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.
- E9 - More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.
- E10 - "Already" Has Passed, but Not "Yet."
- E11 - More Than a Confession, but Not Yet a Broken Heart.
- E12 - Done, Being Less Than Love.
Season 1
E1 - Living in the Same Place, but Not Living Together.
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SIGN I want to be paired up with
the guy I like for practice!
SIGN I hope my
baby is
born safely
SIGN Please let me stay
happy and healthy
[00:35] Akari
What?!
[00:37] Shiori
I-I'm sorry! I tripped and...
[00:40] Shiori
Wait...
[00:43] Shiori
Watanabe-san?
[00:46] Jiro
Watanabe Akari and Sakurazaka Shiori...
[00:49] Jiro
I never imagined so many things would
happen between the two of them and me.
[00:54] Shiori
Oh! Watanabe-san, are you here about
your partner for the marriage practical?
[00:58] Akari
No, I'm not.
[01:00] Akari
I'm not!
SIGN "Marriage Practical"
[01:23] Jiro
The marriage practical.
[01:25] Jiro
An insane part of our high school's
curriculum that's about to begin.
[01:30] Jiro
As the name implies,
male-female pairs are chosen
[01:33] Jiro
to live together as a mock married couple.
[01:36] Jiro
Everyone in class is agitated because of it,
[01:40] Jiro
but that's not where my mind is right now.
[01:44] Jiro
Just a little more...
[01:46] Jiro
Just a little more, and
my bride will be decided!
[01:50] Jiro
Come on, Chloris. Chloris!
SIGN Jiro
[01:55] Jiro
Yes!
[01:56] Kamo
Man, I envy you, Jiro-chan.
[02:00] Kamo
Imagine getting excited over a pixel
art character in this day and age.
[02:03] Jiro
You've got it all wrong.
[02:04] Jiro
The fact that it's pixel art
lets the imagination run free.
[02:07] Kamo
Just look at RotoSaGa.
7 is out, and it's got 3D views.
[02:12] Kamo
Observe the quality of the newest
version of Princess Chloris!
[02:17] Jiro
Oh, shut up.
[02:18] Jiro
I like the simple innocence
from back when they did 1.
[02:22] Kamo
I guess it does make it
easier to imagine things...
[02:26] Kamon
But back in 1, you couldn't
pick the heroine, right?
[02:29] Akari
Hey.
[02:33] Akari
You're in the way.
[02:43] Kamo
Watanabe Akari! She smells so nice.
[02:47] Kamo
She really is cute.
[02:48] Jiro
How, exactly?
[02:49] Jiro
The way she talks is so unendearing.
[02:51] Jiro
She shows so much skin, it's vulgar.
[02:52] Jiro
She treats us social outcasts like idiots.
[02:54] Jiro
I never, ever want to get
involved with her type!
[03:07] Akari
Minami-kun!
[03:09] Akari
I saw you!
[03:10] Jiro
Tenjin Minami, huh?
[03:10] Akari
The newspaper club interviewed
you in the courtyard, right?
[03:11] Kamo
I'm a guy, but even I feel like I'll be
purified by his sky-high ikemen level!
[03:13] Minami
Oh, that. Yeah.
[03:14] Natsumi
It's for the thing they're putting
you on the cover of, right?
[03:15] Kamo
And he's a good guy on top of that.
[03:17] Sachi
Akari keeps saying they must be
doing a special edition on ikemen.
[03:18] Jiro
For us shadow-dwellers,
he's poison. No, he's absolute evil.
[03:20] Akari
Wha?!
[03:20] Minami
They wouldn't do that.
[03:22] Akari
B-But Minami-kun, you're really cool, so...
[03:26] Minami
Thanks. It makes me happy to hear that.
[03:30] Jiro
She's such an open book.
[03:32] Jiro
Talk about a complete 180.
[03:36] Jiro
Aw, crap.
[03:37] Jiro
Now I've gotta wait to meet my bride.
SIGN Jiro
[03:44] Shiori
Jiro-kun.
[03:45] Jiro
Huh?
[03:47] Shiori
It's finally time for the
marriage practical, huh?
[03:50] Jiro
Yeah.
[03:51] Shiori
I feel sort of nervous.
[03:53] Shiroi
Is it just me?
[03:55] Jiro
I'm not good with girls,
so I'm nothing but nerves.
[03:58] Jiro
The only girl I can speak with normally
[04:00] Jiro
is my childhood friend and first love.
[04:03] Jiro
They say your first love never comes true,
[04:05] Jiro
but if things can stay like this
between us forever, that's enough.
[04:08] Shiori
I get shy around strangers, so...
[04:10] Shiori
I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[04:14] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
SIGN Agency for Cultural Affairs Recommended Demonstration Program 2022
SIGN Marriage Practical Course
Guidance Video
[04:16] Homeroom Teacher
Now, everyone, pay attention.
I'm going to begin the explanation.
[04:20] Homeroom Teacher
Starting now, you will each live as a pair
with your partner in the training dorm.
[04:26] Homeroom Teacher
It's furnished and has a kitchen,
[04:27] Homeroom Teacher
so there's no need to worry
about day-to-day matters.
[04:31] Homeroom Teacher
The sensor installed in the living room will
continuously monitor your lifestyle and actions.
SIGN Practical Points
[04:37] Homeroom Teacher
And here is the most important thing...
[04:42] Homeroom Teacher
As you are all still students,
your bedrooms are separate.
[04:46] Homeroom Teacher
Fingerprint verification ensures that
only the room's occupant may enter.
[04:56] Homeroom Teacher
Do not get carried away.
[04:58] Homeroom Teacher
Keep yourselves firmly under control.
[04:58] Jiro
What the heck?
[05:00] Jiro
Why even make us do this, then?
[05:00] Homeroom Teacher
One more thing.
Regarding the A-rank system...
[05:04] Jiro
There are fifteen guys and
girls in each of the five classes,
[05:04] Homeroom Teacher
Every month, those ranked in the top
ten according to their grades...
[05:06] Jiro
meaning there's a 1-in-75 chance
of being paired with any one person.
[05:10] (Flashback) Shiori
I hope I'm paired with someone I know well!
[05:13] Jiro
That's just a fantasy!
[05:14] Jiro
I'm her childhood friend!
[05:15] Jiro
She just finds me easy to talk to
because she doesn't see me as a guy!
[05:18] Jiro
But if we get paired, then maybe...
[05:22] Jiro
I'll check my luck!
SIGN Jiro
[05:23] Jiro
If the hero defeats the boss
alone with no damage taken,
[05:25] Jiro
he can take the side route to the heroine.
[05:28] Jiro
From there, if you go straight
through the dungeon...
SIGN Lancia
SIGN Huh?
Do you have a problem with me or something?
[05:34] Jiro
Lancia?!
[05:36] Jiro
No, no.
[05:37] Jiro
This has now purged all my bad luck.
[05:40] Jiro
Only good things can happen now.
[05:45] Akari
Why is it you?!
[05:48] Jiro
Th-That's kind of what I'd like to ask!
[05:51] Akari
What?!
[05:52] Jiro
Um, wait just a moment, please.
[05:53] Jiro
Let's calm down a bit.
[05:54] Akari
Will you quit talking all formal?
It's creeping me out.
[05:57] Jiro
S-Sorry. First, could you let me go?
[06:00] Akari
Now you're too friendly all of a sudden!
[06:02] Jiro
You're being unfair.
[06:05] Akari
What a buzzkill. This sucks!
[06:08] Akari
How'd they come up with this pairing, anyway?
[06:10] Akari
It makes no sense at all.
[06:14] Jiro
I'm a victim here, too.
[06:16] Akari
What was that?!
[06:18] Jiro
It-It's just... It seems like you
had a preferred partner in mind,
[06:22] Jiro
and I had someone I wanted to be
paired with, too. That's all I meant.
[06:26] Akari
It's gotta be Sakurazaka-san, right?
SIGN BULL'S
SIGN EYE
[06:32] Akari
You're so easy to read!
How stupid can you be?
[06:35] Akari
There's no way she'd ever
give you the time of day.
[06:38] Jiro
I don't want to hear that from you!
[06:40] Akari
I mean, she's a little plain, but she's cute.
[06:43] Akari
What're you gonna do?
[06:44] Akari
Things might be going really
well for her right now.
[06:48] Shiroi
Please, be gentle.
[06:52] Jiro
M-M-M-Making such wild speculations
is disrespectful toward her, I feel.
[06:56] Akari
Killjoy.
[06:57] Jiro
S-So what if I am?
[07:01] Akari
Oh, crap!
[07:03] Akari
If we don't get along, we lose points!
[07:05] Jiro
Then we might get to minus 10,000.
[07:07] Akari
Cut the shit!
[07:09] Akari
Get along with me!
[07:10] Akari
Right now!
[07:12] Jiro
But that attitude! That behavior!
[07:15] Akari
We'll increase our points, get to
A-rank, and change our pairing!
[07:19] Jiro
Ow!
[07:21] Jiro
Is that even possible?
[07:23] Akari
Didn't you hear the explanation?
I can't believe you.
[07:27] Akari
Look at this.
SIGN Seishun Academy Third-Years'
Marriage Practical Manual
SIGN 1-2
At the end of every month, those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
will be granted the right to change pairings among themselves.
In such cases, the consent of everyone involved is required.
2
Regarding Scoring
2-1
Totals will be reset at the end of the month, and each month will
start at 0 points.
[07:32] Jiro
"At the end of every month,
those who score in the top ten (A-rank)
[07:36] Jiro
will be granted the right to
change pairings among themselves."
[07:38] Jiro
For real?
[07:39] Akari
Minami-kun would never be
anything less than A-rank.
[07:42] Akari
So let's get that A-rank and switch partners!
[07:44] Jiro
Huh? H-Hey, doesn't that mean...
[07:47] Jiro
No, wait, wait. Hang on just a sec.
[07:50] Akari
What?
[07:51] Jiro
Reaching A-rank means... you and I...
[07:57] Akari
Dinner's ready.
[07:59] Jiro
Looks delicious.
[08:02] Jiro
B-But wouldn't that be kinda dangerous?
[08:08] Akari
What're you getting all
embarrassed about, Virgin-kun?
[08:12] Akari
Even if we do things like this...
[08:14] Akari
everything's totally fine!
[08:16] Jiro
H-H-H-H-Her breasts! Breasts!
What is this soft yet firm warmth?!
[08:20] Akari
I'll try my very best to be
the perfect wife for you.
[08:23] Akari
I'm counting on you.
[08:24] Jiro
W-W-Wait, please!
You're really o-okay with a guy like me?
[08:31] Akari
Look! It worked!
[08:33] Akari
Let's keep it going!
[08:36] Jiro
S-S-Sorry! This is my first
time doing anything like this.
[08:39] Jiro
I'm thirsty. I'm going to
go buy something to drink.
[08:42] Akari
Then I'll have a strawberry milk.
[08:44] Jiro
What?
[08:45] Akari
We're married!
You'll buy it for me, won't you?
[08:48] Jiro
Fine.
[08:57] Akari
I just don't want any other
girl to take Minami-kun away.
[09:01] Akari
I have to try my hardest.
[09:04] Akari
This is my first time doing
all of this, too, you know...
[09:11] Shiori
Thank you for going along
with my selfish request.
[09:21] Jiro
Seriously?!
[09:23] Shiori
I'm glad I was paired with you, Tenjin-kun.
[09:26] Minami
I'm glad it was you, too, Sakurazaka-san.
[09:28] Minami
So let's use first names, Shiori.
[09:30] Shiori
R-Right, Minami-kun.
[09:36] Jiro
What's with me?
[09:37] Jiro
I thought I didn't care if anything
happened between me and Sakurazaka!
[09:46] Akari
Hello! Are you gonna sit here moping forever?
SIGN m0 0 l 90 0 l 90 28 l 0 28
SIGN Jiro
[09:49] Akari
"I mean, I'm up against
Tenjin Minami-kun here!"
[09:52] Akari
"A killjoy virgin like me doesn't
stand a chance against him!"
[09:54] Jiro
Don't give me a voiceover!
[09:56] Jiro
I'm seriously depressed here.
Please just leave me alone.
[09:59] Akari
Well, then...
[10:01] Akari
Cheer up.
[10:04] Jiro
D-D-Don't make fun of people like that!
[10:08] Akari
I'm not making fun of you.
[10:09] Jiro
Huh?
[10:10] Akari
Come on. Let's actually,
seriously pretend to be married.
[10:14] Akari
If we reach A-rank, we'll get a happy ending.
[10:17] Akari
And it'll be good practice for the
real thing. What do we have to lose?
[10:20] Jiro
The r-real thing? I would never...
[10:27] Akari
Being mopey and indecisive
won't get you anywhere.
[10:33] Akari
Right?
[10:36] Jiro
I can't help it. It's not like I've got the
abundance of experience that you do.
[10:40] Akari
What?!
[10:41] Akari
That's got nothing to do with anything!
[10:43] Akari
When you do something,
you've gotta go all-in!
[10:46] Akari
Do you wanna be Virgin-kun forever?
[10:54] Jiro
I'll get it.
[10:56] Jiro
Hey.
[10:57] Kamo
Jiro-chan, are you free?
Wanna go to Aniroad?
[10:59] Jiro
Yeah, I'll go! Let's go now!
[11:01] Jiro
That's what's going on,
so I'll see you later.
[11:04] Akari
Hang on.
[11:05] Jiro
Huh?
[11:06] Akari
You're leaving when we have negative points?
[11:08] Jiro
Well, what am I supposed to do about it?
[11:10] Akari
It's obvious, isn't it?
[11:12] Akari
A goodbye kiss.
[11:15] Jiro
Do you mean "kisu," the fish
that tastes good as tempura?
[11:17] Akari
What?!
[11:18] Akari
I'm talking about a goodbye kiss!
[11:21] Jiro
Ki—
[11:23] Jiro
Wha?!
[11:24] Kamo
Jiro-chan, are you ready yet?
[11:25] Akari
I guess Virgin-kun wouldn't
be able to manage it.
[11:28] Kamo
Jiro-chan, aren't you ready yet?
[11:30] Akari
You are just a virgin, after all.
[11:32] Kamo
Jiro! Get out here now!
[11:34] Akari
I guess you'll never have that kind of
relationship, so you can't help it.
[11:36] Akari
You two virgins should go have fun together.
[11:38] Kamo
Jiro, did you die?! Or are you dead?!
[11:41] Jiro
Don't get mad at me later, okay?
[11:57] Kamo
What took you so long?
[11:59] Kamo
If we were at war, I'd be dead already.
[12:00] Jiro
Sorry.
[12:02] Jiro
Crap. I let her rile me up.
[12:04] Jiro
She was treating me like an idiot!
[12:12] Akari
N-No one said anything about
it being on the lips...
[12:19] Shiori
Jiro-kun. Jiro-kun!
[12:25] Jiro
Shiori?
[12:26] Shiori
If you don't wake up, I'll give you a kiss!
[12:29] Jiro
Then I'm not waking up.
[12:31] Jiro
Kiss me.
[12:35] Shiori
You really are hopeless. Honestly.
[12:38] Shiori
Take that, and that, and that!
[12:41] Akari
What do you mean, "kiss me"?
[12:44] Akari
Get up and come help me get things ready.
[12:47] Jiro
Huh? I-It's morning?
[12:52] Jiro
Crap! I fell asleep here last night?
[12:52] Akari
And don't forget the reason
we're acting married.
[12:55] Jiro
Her lips sure were soft...
[12:58] Jiro
No, wait! Shiori's the one I like!
[13:01] Akari
Hey!
[13:03] Akari
Are you still sitting there?!
[13:04] Akari
I'll knock you into orbit!
[13:07] Jiro
Y-Yes, ma'am! Sorry!
SIGN One Week Later
[13:10] Jiro
As all this went on, a week passed.
SIGN Faculty Office
[13:13] Jiro
Excuse me.
[13:22] Homeroom Teacher
What's this?
[13:23] Homeroom Teacher
You had class duty today, Yakuin-kun?
[13:26] Jiro
The guy who does asked me to take the
morning shift because he had stuff to do.
[13:30] Homeroom Teacher
I see. Perfect timing.
[13:32] Homeroom Teacher
Come to the faculty office with
Watanabe-san after school today.
[13:36] Jiro
What?
[13:37] Homeroom Teacher
Make sure both husband and wife come.
[13:39] Jiro
Okay, I will.
[13:52] Jiro
It must be going well
between Shiori and Tenjin.
[13:56] Shiori
I haven't been there yet.
[13:56] Jiro
I thought that if I acted like this, she
might worry about me and say something,
[13:58] Mei
Really? Then let's go.
I just know you'll like it.
[14:01] Jiro
but she hasn't.
[14:02] Jiro
And just thinking that way shows
how gloomy I am, right?
[14:03] Shiori
I'd love to go!
[14:04] Mei
Okay, it's settled, then!
[14:05] Jiro
That back there was probably...
[14:07] Shiori
Hey!
[14:08] Minami
What is it, Shiori?
[14:10] Shiori
You don't mind, do you?
We're married, after all!
[14:12] Minami
It's fine with me, but what about him?
[14:15] Shiori
You mean Jiro-kun?
[14:17] Shiori
It's no problem at all!
He's just an old friend.
[14:20] Shiori
You're so cool, and you help me move forward.
[14:23] Jiro
My own imaginings are making me cry.
[14:33] Jiro
It's raining? I don't have an umbrella.
[14:36] Kamo
Don't worry. I have one.
[14:39] Jiro
I have to share an umbrella with you?
[14:41] Kamo
No complaining!
[14:43] Jiro
Man, today was just another dull day.
[14:46] Kamo
I had a good day, though.
[14:48] Kamo
My free morning gacha pull got me an
S-rare card in a school swimsuit costume.
[14:51] Jiro
That's thanks to me, right?
[14:53] Jiro
Buy me something.
[14:54] Kamo
Can't. I started saving
up for Marin-chan today.
[14:57] Jiro
There it is again. Hashimoto Marin.
[14:59] Kamo
Use honorifics for other
people's girlfriends!
[15:01] Jiro
Marin-san.
[15:02] Kamo
Very good.
[15:03] Kamo
In the story for this event,
Marin-chan makes omelet rice for you,
[15:08] Kamo
and it was so good!
[15:09] Kamo
The taste of it maxed out my love meter!
[15:11] Kamo
"You can't possibly know how
a JPEG tastes," you say?
[15:14] Kamo
Fool! A JPEG is meant to be
savored with the occipital lobe!
[15:17] Jiro
Stop for a sec.
SIGN Occipital Lobe
SIGN Parietal Lobe
SIGN Frontal Lobe
SIGN Temporal Lobe
[15:18] Kamo
By the way, this is the part I mean.
[15:20] Akari
Move!
[15:21] Akari
Move! You're in the way!
[15:24] Akari
I might be late today.
[15:26] Jiro
Okay... Why?
[15:28] Akari
I'm going to karaoke,
and Minami-kun is coming!
[15:30] Jiro
Oh, is that so?
[15:32] Akari
Later!
[15:35] Jiro
Wait! Wait, Watanabe.
[15:37] Akari
What is it?
[15:38] Jiro
I just remembered. The teacher said
we need to go to the faculty office.
[15:42] Jiro
It's about the practical.
[15:43] Akari
Oh... I guess we have no choice, then.
[15:47] Akari
Take care of it solo, 'kay?
[15:48] Jiro
Hey!
[15:50] Jiro
You've gotta be kidding me!
[15:52] Jiro
This really was the worst day ever.
[15:54] Kamo
To hell with that!
[15:56] Kamo
Your childhood friend is
the pure, sweet type,
[15:58] Kamo
and your mock wife is a hot gyaru?!
[15:59] Kamo
You've got a flower in each hand!
[16:01] Kamo
Are you the hero of a
harem anime or something?!
[16:02] Jiro
Oh, shut up.
[16:04] Kamo
I could live on the carbon dioxide
Akari-chan exhales, personally.
[16:07] Jiro
If anything, I am carbon dioxide itself.
[16:10] Kamo
Huh?
[16:11] Jiro
Meaning no one needs me.
SIGN Faculty Office
[16:14] Homeroom Teacher
No, it's absolutely necessary.
[16:16] Homeroom Teacher
The marriage practical isn't playing
at being friends. It's coursework.
[16:20] Homeroom Teacher
It's necessary for graduation.
SIGN 71st
SIGN Kasugahara Kyo
SIGN Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN 72nd
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Kaizuka Yoshitake
SIGN Nakahara Miyako
[16:22] Homeroom Teacher
Your score hasn't gone up or down
for a week. It's stayed at zero.
[16:26] Homeroom Teacher
At this rate, you really
won't be able to graduate.
[16:28] Homeroom Teacher
Talk things over with Watanabe-san so that
you can strive to be a happily married couple.
SIGN Unlimited Time
SIGN Karaoke
30 minutes
100 yen
Unlimited Time
1000 yen
[16:35] Akari
Minami-kun, you're super good at this!
[16:37] Akari
And your English is so good! I was surprised!
[16:39] Minami
Thanks. But there aren't
many songs I can sing.
[16:40] Natsumi
My voice is all hoarse already.
[16:41] Sachi
Wanna sing together?
[16:43] Sachi
Of course you can!
[16:43] Minami
What did you pick, Watanabe?
[16:45] Sachi
Go, Akari!
[16:45] Akari
Oh, this is it! Higashino Kana-chan!
[16:48] Minami
Here.
[16:48] Natsumi
Huh? I don't know if I can keep singing.
[16:49] Minami
I've heard you sing before. You're good.
[16:51] Akari
Really?
[16:53] Akari
Then maybe I'll give it my best this time.
[16:59] Jiro
This rain just isn't stopping.
[17:01] Jiro
It's easy to say to try to be
a happily married couple,
[17:04] Jiro
but she's probably off having
fun with her real love interest.
[17:08] Akari
Hey, Akari is tired from singing.
[17:13] Akari
Why don't we go take a little
breather in the next room?
[17:16] Jiro
What am I thinking?!
[17:20] Jiro
There's no helping it.
[17:21] Jiro
I'll just deal with getting wet,
[17:22] Jiro
buy dinner from a convenience
store, and head home.
[17:25] Shiori
Oh? You're still here at school?
[17:28] Jiro
Shio— Sakurazaka?!
What are you doing here so late?
[17:31] Shiori
We had a committee meeting today.
[17:33] Shiori
May I sit next to you?
[17:34] Jiro
S-Sure.
[17:39] Shiori
This rain isn't letting up, huh?
[17:41] Jiro
Do you have an umbrella?
[17:43] Shiori
I forgot it!
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SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
SIGN Jiro has
suffered near-fatal damage.
SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
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SIGN m 0 0 l 264 0 l 264 70 l 0 70
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[17:46] Jiro
I-I see.
[17:49] Shiori
Eek!
[17:55] Shiori
Oh, I was mistaken.
[17:57] Shiori
Sorry. I thought there was a bug.
[17:59] Jiro
Oh, yeah, it's easy to mistake
that doodle for a bug.
[18:02] Shiori
When I got here this morning,
there was a huge one.
[18:05] Shiori
I thought it might've come back.
[18:06] Shiori
I'm really sorry.
[18:08] Jiro
It's fine. I was surprised, that's all.
[18:10] Jiro
Wait, then was that...
[18:14] (Flashback) Bug
Bug!
[18:16] Jiro
Hey, Sakurazaka...
[18:18] Shiori
I hate that.
[18:19] Jiro
Huh?
[18:20] Shiori
It makes me feel lonely.
[18:23] Shiori
I want you to call me "Shiori" like you used to.
[18:29] Shiori
Won't you?
[18:30] Jiro
Wh-What's going on? What's this mean?
[18:34] Jiro
I don't really get it,
but there's one thing I do know...
[18:36] Jiro
This is the time for me to be brave!
[18:40] Jiro
Sh-Sh-Shio—
[18:42] Minami
Shiori.
[18:44] Akari
Minami-kun?
[18:47] Shiori
But I thought you were going
to be out late doing karaoke.
[18:52] Minami
I remembered seeing your collapsible
umbrella in the entryway.
[18:56] Minami
Oh, but...
[18:57] Jiro
Th-That's great! I'm gonna
try waiting a little longer.
[19:01] Jiro
You should go on ahead.
[19:03] Shiori
But...
[19:04] Jiro
I'll be fine.
[19:07] Jiro
See you tomorrow, Sakurazaka.
[19:11] Shiori
Yeah.
[19:32] Akari
Here.
[19:35] Akari
What sort of expression is that?
[19:41] Akari
Ugh!
[19:42] Akari
What's there to enjoy about
sharing an umbrella with you?
[19:46] Akari
And why didn't you go off somewhere with
Sakurazaka-san so it'd be just the two of you?
[19:51] Akari
If you had, I'd be sharing an umbrella
with Minami-kun right about now.
[19:56] Jiro
Sorry.
[19:58] Akari
Do you really have any
intention of snagging that girl?
[20:02] Jiro
Sorry.
[20:05] Akari
Hey!
[20:08] Akari
No giving up!
[20:10] Akari
For both my sake and yours.
[20:13] Akari
Understand?
[20:14] Jiro
Yesh.
[20:16] Akari
Very good.
[20:19] Jiro
This is probably Watanabe's way
of being considerate of me.
[20:23] Jiro
I really am such a loser.
[20:25] Akari
Is the rain starting to let up?
[20:27] Jiro
It might be.
[20:28] Akari
Actually, I'm starving.
[20:31] Jiro
Should we drop by a convenience
store for dinner?
[20:33] Akari
No.
[20:37] Akari
It's fine.
[20:42] Akari
Here you go!
[20:45] Jiro
It's real omelet rice!
[20:47] Akari
Looks delicious, doesn't it?
[20:49] Jiro
Y-Yeah!
[20:53] Akari
Wait!
[20:54] Akari
You have to move slowly, okay?
[20:56] Akari
You can't let it spurt out too quickly.
[20:59] Akari
Oh, not there!
[21:01] Akari
Be a little more gentle...
[21:03] Akari
Yes, that's so good.
SIGN Love
[21:11] Akari
I filled it with my love. Please, enjoy.
[21:15] Jiro
I-I will, thank you!
[21:19] Jiro
It's good!
[21:21] Akari
Of course it is!
[21:24] Akari
I'll have some, too.
[21:25] Jiro
Wait!
[21:29] Jiro
Here, say "ah."
[21:35] Akari
No way. I'm not doing that.
[21:37] Jiro
C'mon! Just go with it, please!
[21:39] Jiro
This is super embarrassing for me!
[21:42] Jiro
Damn it. I'm never doing this again.
[21:50] Akari
It's delicious! That's my cooking for you!
[22:05] Jiro
Really? Marin-san made
curry omelet rice for you?
SIGN Jiro
[22:09] Jiro
Thanks for the save.
[22:10] Kamo
Huh? What's that mean?
[22:11] Jiro
What was that? Why is...
[22:12] Kamo
What did I save you from?
[22:14] Akari
...my heart pounding so fast?
[22:17] Jiro; Akari
I don't get it.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
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SIGN Jiro "Every night before taking a bath, Watanabe emerges from her
room with an even sexier expression than usual. Why could that be?"
[23:50] Jiro
Every night before taking a bath,
[23:52] Jiro
Watanabe emerges from her room with
an even sexier expression than usual.
[23:55] Jiro
Why could that be?
SIGN m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 66 l 0 66
SIGN Jiro "The mystery was quickly solved."
[23:56] Jiro
The mystery was quickly solved.
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SIGN Akari "Unh......... Unh......... Mmm........."
[24:00] Jiro
Th-That voice...
SIGN m 0 0 l 480 0 l 480 66 l 0 66
SIGN Jiro "Th......... That voice.........
My body moved of its own accord, despite knowing it was wrong..."
[24:02] Jiro
My body moved of its own accord,
despite knowing it was wrong...
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SIGN Jiro "Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed at myself for imagining differently!"
[24:04] Jiro
Of course that's it! I'm embarrassed
at myself for imagining differently!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Imagined, but Not Real.
[24:08] Jiro
Next time, "Imagined, but Not Real."
E2 - Imagined, but Not Real.
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[00:06] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[00:07] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[00:14] Jiro
Shiori? What happened? Why are you all wet?
[00:16] Shiori
Jiro-kun!
[00:21] Shiori
I feel so alone.
[00:23] Shiori
Please, won't you stay with me?
[00:27] Jiro
Shiori.
[00:29] Shiori
Jiro-kun.
[00:32] Akari
Yakuin? Yakuin?
[00:37] Akari
Yakuin!
[00:41] Jiro
Damn it. It turned out to be a dream again.
[00:43] Akari
Come on, hurry up!
I know you're awake, Yakuin!
[00:48] Jiro
I can't go through this every single...
[00:52] Akari
Just for tonight... stay with me.
[00:56] Jiro
Huh?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:32] Linda
Steve? Where are you?
[02:35] Linda
Come on.
[02:37] Linda
Steve?
[02:43] Linda
Steve?
[02:46] Linda
Are you in there?
[02:47] Linda
Are you all right?
[02:53] Jiro
Is there really any reason to watch
horror movies so late at night?
[02:56] Akari
It's so we can reach A-rank.
[02:59] Jiro
Huh?
[03:00] Akari
Natsumi told me that
[03:02] Akari
if you watch horror movies together,
you can get a lot of points!
[03:06] Akari
Huh? Why'd you turn it off?
[03:09] Jiro
I just... don't think the
horror plan is gonna work.
[03:12] Akari
Stop it!
[03:13] Jiro
"Stop it"?
[03:15] Akari
We're gonna overcome the fear
together and earn some points!
[03:18] Akari
And then we're gonna achieve
A-rank and swap partners!
[03:22] Akari
You want to be paired with
Sakurazaka-san, don't you?
[03:24] Jiro
Well, yeah, if it's possible.
[03:26] Akari
Then to make the plan more effective...
[03:29] Akari
Wear this!
[03:32] Akari
I bought these at a sale!
[03:34] Akari
Twinsies pajamas!
[03:35] Jiro
No way! I can't!
[03:37] Akari
What? Why?
[03:38] Jiro
You have to ask?!
[03:39] Akari
It's something married
couples would do, right?
[03:41] Akari
Apparently, we can earn
points just by wearing them.
[03:44] Akari
And look! If you put them
side-by-side, it makes a heart!
[03:47] Jiro
I'm amazed you were able
to buy a design like that.
[03:49] Akari
Going overboard in every way
is exactly what we need to do.
[03:53] Akari
Come on. Hurry up and put it on.
[03:55] Jiro
Really?
[03:57] Jiro
She used her own money
for something like this?
[04:00] Jiro
I don't get it.
[04:01] Jiro
She's been all fired up since the day
she went to karaoke with Tenjin.
[04:06] Jiro
Something must have happened
between them that night.
[04:10] Jiro
I mean, not that it matters!
[04:12] Jiro
Why am I acting like it bothers me?
[04:16] Jiro
Wh-What is it?
[04:18] Akari
Face the other way.
I'm going to change.
[04:21] Jiro
What?
[04:22] Jiro
Here?!
[04:24] Akari
I'm changing now.
[04:28] Jiro
Damn it. That's a gyaru for you.
[04:30] Jiro
No need to hesitate since she
has so much experience, I guess?
[04:33] Jiro
Well, if she's gonna be that way,
then fine. I'll put it on.
[04:36] Jiro
She probably doesn't even
count me as a man, anyway.
[04:46] Jiro
A blackout?
[04:47] Jiro
I can't see anything.
[04:48] Jiro
Hey, Watanabe! Are you...
[04:51] Jiro
okay?
[04:55] Jiro
What?!
[04:57] Jiro
Is this even possible?
[04:59] Jiro
Hang on. What is this... softness...
pressing up... against my chest...
[05:02] Jiro
Huh? What... part of her... is that?
[05:04] Jiro
Wait, this is bad!
[05:05] Jiro
If I don't move my hips back,
my zombie will...
[05:09] Jiro
Don't beep at me right now, damn it!
[05:13] Jiro
Watanabe?
[05:15] Jiro
She's so scared, and I'm just...
[05:19] Jiro
Sorry. I'll get my cell phone light and—
[05:21] Akari
Wait!
[05:21] Akari
Not now!
[05:28] Akari
Jerk! Don't look at me
when I'm crying, you perv!
[05:30] Akari
Yeah, I'm scared! Got a problem with that?!
[05:32] Akari
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[05:34] Jiro
C-Calm down! I didn't see it!
[05:36] Jiro
I barely saw your face at all!
[05:42] Jiro
It's not working.
[05:44] Jiro
We can't get into our rooms
until the power comes back on.
[05:48] Akari
Hey...
[05:49] Akari
If you can't fix it, then hurry
up and get back over here.
[05:53] Jiro
Yeah, fine.
[05:56] Jiro
She's so scared, and yet
she's still bossing me around.
[05:59] Jiro
She really doesn't think much of me at all.
[06:04] Jiro
Though...
[06:04] Jiro
Seeing Watanabe like this is
super rare, so I guess it's fine.
[06:08] Jiro
Also...
[06:09] Jiro
Why is she pressed up against me?!
[06:11] Akari
Hey, say something fun.
[06:13] Jiro
Here come the unreasonable
demands of a party girl!
[06:16] Akari
Come on, don't you have anything?
[06:18] Akari
If you can't tell a fun story or two,
girls will never like you.
[06:22] Jiro
This little...
[06:24] Akari
Come on. What's wrong, Killjoy-kun?
[06:27] Jiro
Long, long ago, in a far-off land...
[06:30] Akari
Seriously? A fairy tale?
[06:33] Jiro
There was an old well that even
the elderly couple living nearby
[06:37] Jiro
would never, ever go near.
[06:41] Akari
Hang on...
[06:42] Jiro
There was a legend about that old well.
[06:46] Jiro
On stormy nights, when thunder
and lightning crash...
[06:49] Jiro
There, beside the well,
where no one should be,
[06:52] Jiro
stands the ghost of a woman with long hair...
[06:56] Jiro
Huh? Watanabe-san? Um...
[07:00] Jiro
Why'd you go all quiet?
[07:02] Jiro
Are you going to suddenly jump
at me and scream to freak me out?
[07:05] Jiro
Wait, you didn't think that
was actually scary, did you?
[07:08] Akari
Vermin. Virgin. Go die and let the worms in.
[07:10] Jiro
Her insults rhyme like she's rapping!
[07:14] Jiro
Sorry.
[07:15] Jiro
Seeing you scared was just so
unexpected, I couldn't help it.
[07:19] Akari
Minami-kun wouldn't have done that.
He'd have been nice to me.
[07:23] Jiro
I really am sorry.
[07:26] Akari
But you know...
[07:27] Akari
There's no one else here right now but you.
[07:33] Akari
Would it kill you to let me
depend on you a little? Meanie.
[07:37] Jiro
She's so cu—
[07:41] Jiro
That was close!
[07:42] Jiro
What was that?! What is she after?
[07:45] Jiro
Is she just messing with a virgin?!
[07:48] Jiro
My face is on fire!
[07:50] Jiro
It's gotta be bright red right now!
[07:52] Jiro
I'm so glad it's dark.
[07:54] Akari
Oh! I found it!
[07:55] Akari
It's a flameless aromatherapy candle.
[07:58] Jiro
Huh?
[07:59] Akari
Natsumi gave it to me today.
[08:03] (Flashback) Natsumi
For our two-year anniversary
of hanging out together!
[08:05] (Flashback) Natsumi
It came in a set of three,
so it was a bargain!
[08:13] Akari
Oh, wow! It smells super nice!
[08:15] Jiro
Ugh, it's so sweet.
[08:17] Akari
I guess guys don't understand
stuff like this.
[08:32] Jiro
Watanabe.
[08:35] Akari
Yeah?
[08:43] Jiro
You're cute.
[08:49] Jiro
What did I just say?
[08:52] Jiro
I've lost my mind!
[08:54] Jiro
Did she hear me?
She heard me, didn't she?
[08:57] Jiro
She's asleep! I'm safe!
[09:00] Jiro
Seriously, though, she looks
so cute when she's asleep.
[09:04] Jiro
She tried to watch a horror movie,
even though she doesn't like them.
[09:07] Jiro
Pushing herself so hard must've worn her out.
[09:10] Akari
Would it kill you to let me
depend on you a little?
[09:15] Jiro
What does it mean to let
someone depend on you?
[09:18] Jiro
What's it mean to be a married couple?
[09:21] Jiro
Goodnight, Watanabe.
[09:32] Akari
Stupid. What was all that supposed to mean?
[09:39] Jiro; Kamo
Huh?
[09:39] Kamo
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
SIGN 11th
SIGN Ogoori Yutaka
Kamachi Izumi
SIGN 12th
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
SIGN 13th
SIGN Okubo Osamu
Shuto Kyoko
[09:41] Kamo
You've done pretty well there, my friend.
[09:45] Kamo
To think that innocent
little boy, Jiro-chan,
[09:48] Kamo
and a gyaru of the highest rank are
living as a B-ranked married couple.
[09:53] Kamo
Your mama is so happy she's gonna cry.
[09:56] Jiro
And what about you?
SIGN Kasugahara Kyo
Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN Kamo Sadaharu
Kaneyama Satsuki
SIGN Shingu Aoba
[09:59] Kamo
I'm C-ranked this time,
but it's not a problem.
[10:01] Kamo
I'm aiming for A-rank next time!
[10:03] Kamo
When you switch partners,
[10:05] Kamo
the points for the two of you can
be combined. It's a major bargain!
[10:08] Kamo
Whoa...
[10:09] Jiro
Watanabe...
[10:10] Akari
No way.
[10:12] Akari
E-rank?
[10:13] Jiro
Huh?
SIGN 71st
SIGN Shirono Honami
SIGN 71st
SIGN Tenjin Minami
Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN 71st
SIGN Kaizuka Yoshitake
Nakahara Miyako
[10:21] Jiro
After that...
[10:24] Jiro
I couldn't stop worrying about Shiori.
[10:28] Jiro
But it wasn't like I could
ask her anything directly.
[10:31] Jiro
All I could do was vaguely wonder.
[10:34] Jiro
It made me a little happy that things
weren't working out with Tenjin,
[10:40] Jiro
but no matter how well we acted
like the perfect married couple,
[10:42] Jiro
or how many points we earned...
[10:44] Jiro
If Shiori and Tenjin weren't
A-ranked, none of it mattered.
SIGN Music Room
[11:03] Shiori
You're really amazing, Mei-chan.
[11:05] Shiori
You're good at sports,
and you can play piano, too.
[11:08] Mei
I just played it some a
long time ago, that's all.
[11:11] Mei
More importantly, are you
feeling a little better?
[11:15] Shiori
I thought you might have noticed.
[11:18] Mei
Which reason is it?
[11:19] Mei
That he's out with a cold?
[11:21] Mei
Or is it about your married life?
[11:24] Shiori
Well...
[11:25] Mei
Both, huh?
[11:27] Shiori
When it comes to my married
life, I already know...
[11:31] Shiori
that it's my own fault because I'm
not good with people I don't know.
[11:38] Jiro
Ugh, this is such a drag.
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Forgot my key.
Let me in when I ring the intercom.
SIGN Don't keep me waiting
[11:46] Jiro
All right, all right.
[11:48] Jiro
I'm sick here, you know...
[11:51] (Flashback) Akari
I'm gonna hang out with my friends today.
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Forgot my key.
Let me in when I ring the intercom.
SIGN Don't keep me waiting
SIGN You got it
[11:54] Jiro
Shouldn't we be using a day
like this to rack up points?
[11:58] Jiro
If it were Shiori, would she
be kind and look after me?
[12:06] Shiori
Say "ah."
[12:09] Jiro
What am I, a middle-schooler?!
[12:12] Jiro
It's not for real, but we are married.
[12:14] Jiro
You could come home early for
me, couldn't you, Watanabe?
[12:20] Jiro
Huh? For real?
[12:24] Jiro
No. No, no way.
[12:27] Jiro
Why does this make me
feel a little bit happy?
[12:31] Jiro
Y-You're back early, Watanabe...
[12:33] Shiori
Oh, good! You're awake!
[12:36] Shiori
How's your cold?
[12:41] Jiro
Shio—
[12:42] Jiro
Sakurazaka?
[12:45] Server
Thank you for waiting.
[12:46] Natsumi
The pancakes are here!
[12:48] Natsumi
They look tasty!
[12:49] Sachi
I guess we should dig in.
[12:52] Sachi
What's wrong, Akari?
[12:54] Sachi
You're the one who said you wanted these.
[12:57] Akari
Huh? Oh... Yeah!
[12:59] Akari
They look delicious.
[13:00] Natsumi
I bet you were thinking
about Minami-kun, right?
[13:04] Akari
Huh?
[13:04] Sachi
That's pretty much the only thing
Akari thinks about so seriously.
[13:08] Akari
Forget about that! Let's just eat, okay?
[13:10] Akari; Natsumi; Sachi
Let's eat!
[13:13] Natsumi
Hey, did you know? Apparently, these
pancakes are called "a prince's kiss."
[13:18] Sachi
What? That's hilarious.
[13:20] Natsumi
The texture of the edge is supposed
to be as soft as someone's lips.
[13:27] Akari
No, no, no! It's not like that at all!
[13:30] Sachi
Akari? Why are you so dead-set on denying it?
[13:34] Natsumi
Wait, don't tell me that
after that night at karaoke...
[13:38] Natsumi
You and Minami-kun went and did it?
[13:40] Akari
O-Of course not.
[13:44] Akari
Ugh... Why am I even thinking about him?
[13:48] Jiro
I was surprised, is all.
I never expected you to come over.
[13:52] Jiro
Thanks for buying all this stuff for me.
[13:56] Shiori
No, it was Watanabe-san, actually.
[13:58] Shiori
She said, "I have stuff to do,
so would you look after Jiro-kun?"
[14:02] Shiori
And I was worried, too, so here I am.
[14:05] Jiro
Watanabe said that?
[14:06] Shiori
Yeah. Should we replace
your forehead compress?
[14:09] Jiro
Thank you, Watanabe!
[14:11] Jiro
Shiori really came to my room!
[14:15] Shiori
Do you remember back when
we were in elementary school?
[14:20] Shiori
When I stayed home with a cold,
[14:23] Shiori
you brought me our class handouts.
[14:26] Shiori
You changed the cold
compress on my forehead.
[14:29] Shiori
It made me so happy!
[14:33] Jiro
I-Is that what happened?
[14:35] Shiori
All right, I'll put it on.
[14:36] Shiori
Give me your forehead.
[14:39] Jiro
Uh, s-sure.
[14:42] Shiori
Don't move, now.
[14:45] Jiro
Sh-Sh-She's so cute!
[14:49] Server
There. All done.
[14:50] Jiro
Th-Thanks.
[14:52] Shiori
No problem.
[14:53] Shiori
I'm glad to see you're doing
better than I thought.
[14:56] Shiori
I'm going to borrow your kitchen, okay?
[14:58] Jiro
Sure.
[15:09] Jiro
If she does stuff like this for me...
[15:12] Jiro
I'm gonna get the wrong idea again.
[15:15] Jiro
Just like I did back then.
[15:17] Jiro
In the summer of our second
year of middle school,
[15:19] Jiro
when Shiori had to change schools because
her dad got transferred at work,
[15:23] Jiro
I had intended to confess my feelings to her.
[15:27] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Oh, so you're transferring
to a private school.
[15:30] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Yeah.
[15:31] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Shiori, I—
[15:33] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Say, Jiro-kun...
[15:34] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Even if we're apart...
[15:37] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Will you always stay my friend?
[15:43] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Yeah. I will.
[15:47] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Nothing's gonna change.
[15:50] Jiro
I suddenly got scared, so I
chickened out on confessing to her,
[15:55] Jiro
but I think it was for the best in the end.
[15:58] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[16:01] Jiro
Huh? Oh, sorry! I zoned out...
[16:04] Shiori
I made some rice porridge.
Do you think you can eat?
[16:07] Jiro
For real?
[16:08] Shiori
Yeah.
[16:08] Jiro
Yes! I'll eat it! I'll eat it
with tremendous gratitude!
[16:12] Jiro
Oh, man! Shiori's cooking!
[16:14] Jiro
This is the best thing I've
ever tasted in my whole life!
[16:17] Shiori
I'm so glad. It looks like
you're able to eat on your own.
[16:20] Jiro
Huh? Uh...
[16:22] Shiori
Say "ah"!
[16:25] Jiro
Oh, crap! If I hadn't dug right in,
I'd have had the chance for her to feed me.
[16:30] Shiori
Are you all right?
[16:31] Jiro
I-It's nothing.
[16:34] Jiro
It's so delicious, it's making me cry.
[16:36] Shiori
Oh, I'm so glad!
[16:39] Jiro
Thanks for the porridge.
[16:40] Shiori
I'm glad you liked it.
[16:43] Jiro
Must be nice to be Tenjin.
[16:45] Jiro
He gets to eat your cooking every day.
[16:48] Shiori
We take turns doing the cooking.
[16:50] Shiori
We rotate every day.
[16:52] Jiro
R-Really? Wow, Tenjin can cook, too?
[16:56] Jiro
No wonder Watanabe's
always squeeing over him.
[16:58] Jiro
My cooking is truly catastrophic,
[17:01] Jiro
so I just leave it all to Watanabe.
[17:04] Jiro
Despite how she looks,
she's really good at it.
[17:06] Jiro
Unexpected, right?
[17:07] Jiro
I mean, I do the other housework
to make up for it, though.
[17:11] Shiori
That's right.
[17:13] Shiori
Everything's going well
between you and her, huh?
[17:17] Jiro
Hey, um, Sakurazaka...
[17:20] Jiro
I saw your ranking...
[17:22] Jiro
and if there's anything
I can do, just say it.
[17:25] Jiro
I'll help you.
[17:28] Jiro
Sorry, Shiori.
[17:30] Jiro
I'm pretending to be a nice guy, when
really, this is all for my own sake.
[17:35] Jiro
Because I want to live with you.
[17:38] Shiori
Thank you, Jiro-kun.
[17:40] Shiori
I don't feel comfortable around boys...
[17:43] Shiori
I am trying,
[17:46] Shiori
but when I think about being "married,"
I can't help getting anxious,
[17:49] Shiori
and I put distance between us.
[17:51] Jiro
I see.
[17:52] Shiori
I also think it might have been
better if you were my husband.
[17:59] Shiori
Just kidding!
[18:01] Shiori
Watanabe-san will be coming
home soon, won't she?
[18:04] Shiori
I'll go wash the dishes.
[18:06] Jiro
It's okay!
[18:07] Jiro
I-I know you can do it!
[18:09] Jiro
You can do it, Shiori!
[18:12] Jiro
I've been your friend since we were little,
so I can vouch for all your good points!
[18:16] Jiro
So have confidence in yourself!
[18:18] Shiori
Th-Thank—
[18:19] Jiro
Sorry!
[18:21] Jiro
Crap! She was totally weirded out by that!
[18:23] Jiro
Shiori was really,
really weirded out by that!
[18:26] Jiro
Don't get all excited and
lunge at her, you virgin!
[18:29] Jiro
Oh, I just want to die now.
[18:38] Jiro
And anyway...
[18:39] Jiro
Shiori only came here because
Watanabe asked her to.
[18:44] Jiro
And once she gets used to Tenjin,
things'll work out between them.
[18:47] Jiro
Once Shiori stops being
against the idea, I'm sure...
[18:54] Shiori
Jiro-kun.
[18:55] Shiori
Are you asleep?
[18:57] Shiori
You finally called me by
my first name like I asked.
[19:00] Shiori
I was so happy my mind went blank.
[19:04] Shiori
Say, Jiro-kun...
[19:08] Shiori
I...
[19:14] Sachi
So did you hear the rumor that
Sakurazaka-san is avoiding Minami-kun?
[19:20] Natsumi
I hear she's popular 'cause
she's the pure, sweet type.
[19:23] Natsumi
And it seems like she's not
comfortable talking to guys.
[19:26] Sachi
But Akarin and Killjoy-kun seem to
be getting along pretty well, right?
[19:29] Sachi
Maybe they've already done it.
[19:31] Natsumi
No way. Virgin-kun could never go that far.
[19:35] Natsumi
I'm more worried about Minami-kun.
[19:37] Natsumi
She won't go near him now, but it'll
be dangerous once she's used to him.
[19:40] Natsumi
Sakurazaka-san's cute, after all.
[19:42] Natsumi
If she makes a move with that face...
[19:44] Sachi
Oh...
[19:45] Natsumi
What're you gonna do, Akari?
[19:46] Natsumi
Your husband's gonna get taken away.
[19:49] Akari
Yeah.
[19:52] Akari
Maybe.
[19:59] Shiori
I shouldn't... right?
[20:02] Shiori
We aren't married, so how could I?
[20:05] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Will you always stay my friend?
[20:09] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Yeah. I will.
[20:12] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Nothing's gonna change.
[20:15] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Oh, I'm so relieved!
[20:17] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
The place we're moving to
isn't that far away,
[20:21] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
and I want to come back here sometimes.
[20:24] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
You know how the Christmas lights around
the train station are really pretty?
[20:29] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
So I was thinking I'd like to
see them again this year.
[20:32] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
And, um... if you wouldn't mind, Jiro-kun...
[20:37] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Shiori...
[20:37] (Flashback) Middle School Jiro
Sorry. I just remembered something
I have to do, so I'm gonna go.
[20:42] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
Sure.
[20:44] (Flashback) Middle School Shiori
I'll see you later.
[20:46] Shiori
Back then, I thought "later"
would never come.
[20:51] Shiori
But...
[20:53] Shiori
If I tried my hardest again,
[20:55] Shiori
would he hear me out to the end this time?
[21:03] Akari
I'm back.
[21:09] Natsumi
What're you gonna do, Akari?
[21:11] Natsumi
Your husband's gonna get taken away.
[21:17] Akari
Okay!
[21:18] Jiro
Watanabe?
[21:19] Akari
Where'd you come from?!
[21:20] Akari
You scared me!
[21:22] Jiro
S-Sorry. Um, I just wanted
to talk for a minute.
[21:26] Akari
What do you mean?
Are you feeling better already?
[21:29] Jiro
Uh, yeah. Thanks to you.
[21:32] Jiro
Shiori—um, Sakurazaka came over
because you asked her to, right?
[21:39] Akari
I just thought that Virgin-kun would
need someone to play mama for him.
[21:44] Jiro
I'm...
[21:45] Jiro
gonna do my best to be
your husband, Watanabe.
[21:47] Akari
Huh?
[21:49] Jiro
I'll do even more to help you out so that
things work out between you and Tenjin.
[21:54] Jiro
For now, even though it was super
brief, I got to live a nice dream.
[21:58] Jiro
Thanks.
[22:00] Jiro
I'll be going to school tomorrow,
so I'm going to bed now.
[22:03] Jiro
Goodnight.
[22:08] Akari
Well, that's great, right?
[22:12] Akari
So...
[22:14] Akari
why do I feel so annoyed about it?
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Mei
Sakurazaka Shiori is a pain in the neck.
[23:53] Mei
All she does is fret over Yakuin.
[23:55] Mei
Why would she ask me anything? I don't care.
[23:58] Mei
But when our conversation was done,
her reenergized expression
[24:02] Mei
was really cute.
[24:04] Mei
So I guess it's all good.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.
[24:06] Akari
Next time,
[24:07] Akari
"Broken Up, and Not Rekindled."
E3 - Broken Up, and Not Rekindled.
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[00:03] Akari
So do guys...
[00:05] Akari
prefer girls like Sakurazaka-san
who are earnest and family-oriented?
[00:09] Jiro
Huh? Where's this coming from?
[00:12] Akari
What do they like girls to do for them?
[00:14] Jiro
There's no point in asking me, is there?
[00:17] Akari
Really? But you said you'd help me, didn't you?
[00:21] Akari
If you don't give me answers,
you get nothing but rice.
[00:24] Jiro
What?
[00:26] Akari
Think about it seriously.
[00:28] Jiro
All right. Things guys like
having done for them, huh?
[00:31] Jiro
Hmm...
[00:35] Jiro
Making them lunch, maybe?
[00:37] Akari
Lunch?
[00:39] Jiro
Yup. A home-cooked boxed
lunch filled with love.
[00:42] Akari
Really?
[00:44] Jiro
Especially from you,
since no one would expect it.
[00:47] Akari
No one would expect it, you say?
[00:49] Jiro
S-Sorry!
[00:51] Akari
But that might work!
And you're gonna help me, right?
[00:55] Jiro
I am?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:28] Jiro
And so I began helping Watanabe
with her boxed lunch strategy.
[02:51] Jiro
This is a pretty extravagant dinner!
[02:54] Akari
I want to choose the lineup
[02:55] Akari
for the boxed lunch from among these,
keeping the color variety in mind.
[03:01] Akari
How is it?
[03:04] Jiro
It's great!
[03:05] Jiro
But I think I prefer my rolled omelets sweet.
[03:09] Akari
Huh? I'm not asking about
your preferences here.
[03:12] Akari
Minami-kun has a mature vibe to him,
[03:14] Akari
so rolled omelets with
sugar in them won't work.
[03:17] Jiro
Then don't ask me.
[03:20] Akari
I'm really proud of the mini hamburger
patties and this ohitashi salad.
[03:23] Jiro
Yeah?
[03:25] Akari
And I think I might need a
rolled omelet pan after all...
[03:28] Kamo
Whoa, what's that? It's not a home-cooked
lunch from Akari-chan, is it?!
[03:32] Jiro
Well, yeah.
[03:34] Kamo
Seriously, Jiro-chan, you're way too blessed.
[03:36] Kamo
It makes me want to ask,
"O gods, have I done something wrong?"
[03:40] Jiro
But you guys are doing fine, too.
[03:42] Kamo
No way. There's no love there at all.
[03:44] Kamo
But in the beginning, I'd get
nervous just eating together.
[03:48] Hashimoto Marin
Morning! I've been waiting for you!
SIGN Hashimoto Marin
"Morning! I've been waiting for you."
[03:50] Kamo
It's already afternoon, though.
[03:52] Kamo
Right now, both "good morning" and
"goodnight" are just game functions.
[03:56] Kamo
Like collecting login bonuses.
[03:59] Jiro
Just be glad you even get bonuses.
[04:02] Jiro
What?
[04:04] Kamo
I don't want to hear that from
a guy whose relationship chart
[04:08] Kamo
looks like it's from an erotic manga.
[04:10] Kamo
Hurry up and let that gyaru wife you live
with wreck that factory-fresh unit of yours.
[04:14] Jiro
Quit saying such disturbing things!
[04:16] Kamo
And there it is!
[04:18] Kamo
He's calling the lucky event of graduating
from virgin status "disturbing"!
[04:22] Kamo
Are you one of those harem manga leads who,
[04:24] Kamo
for some reason, don't yield
even when cornered by beauties?
[04:27] Kamo
So, um, how is it really?
[04:30] Kamo
D-Does stuff like that happen?
[04:32] Kamo
Does it?
[04:32] Jiro
No, it doesn't!
SIGN Potato Star
SIGN Lightly Salted
SIGN So delicious you won't
be able to stop!
[04:34] Jiro
She only ever wears skimpy, flimsy clothes.
[04:37] Jiro
I think I deserve praise for the
self-restraint it takes to live with her!
[04:42] Akari
Jiro!
[04:45] Jiro
Let's stop talking about this already.
[04:47] Jiro
We're eating,
[04:48] Jiro
and besides, it'll make things awkward
with Watanabe when I get home.
[04:52] Akari
What about me?
[04:56] Akari
What about Watanabe?
[04:58] Kamo
Uh-oh. How much did you hear?
[05:01] Jiro
G-Greetings. How are you this afternoon?
[05:03] Akari
Huh?
[05:04] Jiro
Uh, nothing. Sorry.
[05:06] Akari
So it was something you
feel the need to apologize for?
[05:09] Jiro
No, um... W-We were talking
about Tanabe-kun, and, um...
[05:14] Akari
So how was the lunch I made?
[05:17] Jiro
I-It was really good.
[05:19] Akari
Huh? That's it?
[05:20] Jiro
Um, the bacon-wrapped
asparagus was awesome.
[05:23] Akari
Good, good. What else?
[05:25] Jiro
Well...
[05:27] Jiro
I really do think I prefer
my rolled omelets sweet.
[05:30] Akari
I told you, I don't need
to know your preferences.
[05:33] Jiro
What? Then don't ask me.
[05:36] Akari
There's other stuff you could tell me!
[05:37] Akari
Like how it all looked together, or if it
was okay after being in the box so long,
[05:41] Akari
or what you thought of the taste!
[05:42] Jiro
I told you what I thought of the taste!
[05:44] Akari
I need answers that are more useful
as reference, or there's no point!
[05:48] Kamo
And now, a tanka...
[05:50] Kamo
Standing before me
SIGN Standing before me
They force me to watch as they
Have their lovers' spat
[05:52] Kamo
They force me to watch as they
[05:53] Kamo
Have their lovers' spat
SIGN I am not envious, no
Instead, I shall remember
Kamo
[05:55] Kamo
I am not envious, no
[05:56] Kamo
Instead, I shall remember
[05:59] Kamo
Kamo
SIGN Lancia
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 50 l 0 50
SIGN What do we need to do
to defeat that guy?
SIGN m 0 0 l 350 0 l 350 60 l 0 60
SIGN Don't worry. I'm sure we'll win.
Let's find our opponent's weakness.
[06:19] Jiro
Morning.
[06:21] Jiro
Wow, that's amazing!
[06:23] Akari
Right? It's a boxed lunch for Minami-kun!
[06:26] Akari
I thought I'd take it to the place
where he works part-time.
[06:29] Jiro
Oh, so it's the real test
at last, huh? Sounds good.
[06:32] Jiro
S-Sorry. It just looks so
good, I couldn't help it.
[06:35] Akari
I'm really proud of today's rolled omelets.
[06:38] Jiro
Are you sure? It's for Tenjin, isn't it?
[06:40] Akari
It's the end piece. It'll just
end up leftover, anyway.
[06:51] Jiro
Nope, still not sweet.
[06:54] Jiro
The lunch that my mock wife
makes belongs to Tenjin.
[06:59] Jiro
But Tenjin's wife, Shiori,
is the one I have feelings for.
[07:03] Jiro
There really isn't any sweetness here.
[07:11] Akari
Okay!
[07:12] Jiro
Isn't it a little too showy?
[07:14] Akari
It's better than looking boring, isn't it?
[07:17] Jiro
How many hours did she spend
dressing up to deliver one lunch?
[07:21] Jiro
She'll be meeting a guy, right?
[07:23] Jiro
Lots of things are showing.
[07:24] Jiro
She seems a little... obvious.
[07:26] Jiro
When she's out with me,
she just wears whatever.
[07:29] Jiro
She's never worn anything like that.
[07:31] Akari
Yakuin?
[07:35] Akari
U-Um... I'm gonna do my very best, okay?
[07:38] Akari
So...
[07:42] Akari
Yakuin...
[07:46] Akari
Do the goodbye thing.
[07:49] Jiro
Huh?
[07:52] Akari
Like you did that other time.
[07:56] Jiro
The "goodbye thing"? She can't mean...
[07:59] Akari
Please, Yakuin?
[08:00] Jiro
No, I-I can't! My heart isn't ready!
[08:03] Akari
What? You're saying this now?
[08:05] Akari
You said you'd cheer me on, didn't you?
[08:07] Jiro
But you're going out to see Tenjin, right?
[08:09] Jiro
Are you sure you want that... from me?
[08:12] Akari
Moron.
[08:13] Akari
It's yours I want, Yakuin.
[08:16] Akari
It made me feel really safe that other time.
[08:19] Jiro
Huh?
[08:22] Jiro
If you say something like that
with that look on your face...
[08:24] Jiro
Any guy would get his hopes up!
[08:33] Jiro
I-I'll get it.
[08:36] Jiro
Yes?
[08:39] Jiro
Shiori?
[08:41] Shiori
Sorry for showing up unannounced.
[08:43] Shiori
I'm so glad the two of you are home!
[08:45] Jiro
Nah, I've never got anything to do.
[08:48] Akari
He doesn't have many friends, after all.
[08:52] Shiori
Oh, I brought apple pies.
I kind of made too many.
[08:56] Akari
Really?
[09:00] Jiro
You made these?
[09:02] Akari
Wow! They look delicious!
[09:04] Shiori
Thanks. It was a request from Minami-kun.
[09:09] Shiori
Minami-kun seems to like sweet things,
so I made them to suit his tastes.
[09:13] Shiori
I hope both of you like them, too.
[09:15] Jiro
Really?
[09:17] Jiro
Who would've thought, huh?
[09:20] Shiori
Oh! How cute!
[09:23] Shiori
A boxed lunch? Are you going
on a picnic or something?
[09:25] Jiro
No, that's... well, uh...
[09:29] Akari
It's really amazing...
[09:34] Akari
They look delicious.
[09:40] Shiori
Taking a home-cooked lunch on a picnic?
[09:43] Shiori
That seems lovely.
[09:49] Jiro
Man, that was good.
[09:53] Jiro
Thanks for such a feast.
[10:02] Jiro
Come on, cheer up!
[10:03] Jiro
Next time, you can go for a time
when Tenjin's by himself. Right?
[10:07] Akari
Minami-kun likes sweet things.
[10:11] Jiro
That's right! You can research
his favorite foods and—
[10:13] Akari
What else do I have?
[10:16] Jiro
Huh?
[10:18] Akari
After what you said, I thought
I could get by on my cooking.
[10:25] Jiro
Watanabe is always so confident.
[10:26] Jiro
This is the first time I've
seen her so discouraged.
[10:29] Jiro
She worked so hard.
[10:30] Jiro
There's nothing to do about it now,
but it's throwing me off a bit.
[10:34] Jiro
Watanabe, you've got tons more good points!
[10:37] Jiro
You're cheerful and articulate.
[10:39] Jiro
You can make friends with anyone.
[10:41] Jiro
And the guys all talk about you a lot.
[10:43] Jiro
They think you're great.
[10:45] Akari
Great how?
[10:46] Jiro
Huh?
[10:47] Akari
What's great about me?
[10:49] Jiro
Um, well, you know...
[10:50] Jiro
You're... I guess "sexy" is the word,
and you're b-beautiful...
[10:53] Jiro
Y-You have a great figure, and you
make daring fashion choices, so...
[10:58] Akari
So?
[10:59] Jiro
You know, like... you're every guy's dream,
the object of their desires...
[11:03] Jiro
I mean... How do I put it?
[11:04] Jiro
Basically, any guy would
want to have se—er, uh...
[11:10] Jiro
Wait! That's not what I meant!
It's really not!
[11:13] Jiro
It's just, all guys think about
stuff like that, so, um...
[11:16] Jiro
It's more... as a woman,
you're very appealing?
[11:19] Jiro
You know, like, they have those
celebrity rankings of, um...
[11:22] Jiro
I mean, uh...
[11:24] Akari
You, too?
[11:25] Jiro
Huh? M-Me?
[11:29] Jiro
Me and Watanabe...
[11:33] Jiro
Um, well...
[11:34] ---
Zing
[11:34] ---
Zing
[11:35] Jiro
I-I've never really thought about it.
[11:42] Akari
Liar.
[11:44] Jiro
Huh? Um...
[11:54] Akari
Have you thought of doing
things like this with me?
[12:04] Akari
Have you, Yakuin?
[12:11] Akari
You've thought about doing things
like this with me, haven't you?
[12:14] Akari
How many times?
[12:17] Akari
When do you think about it?
[12:20] Jiro
Watanabe...
[12:22] Jiro
Time out! Hang on!
[12:26] Akari
Why? You wanted to try it sometime, didn't you?
[12:31] Akari
Go ahead.
[12:33] Akari
I'll grant your wish.
[12:38] Jiro
It was for real.
[12:39] Jiro
Gyaru really are like
they are in erotic manga.
[12:43] Jiro
Is it really okay for me
to graduate this easily?
[12:51] Jiro
Wait... I have this incredibly uneasy feeling.
[12:56] Akari
Yakuin...
[13:03] Jiro
We can't!
[13:06] Jiro
We can't.
[13:08] Jiro
Th-This is...
[13:09] Jiro
s-something you do with
someone you love, right?
[13:14] Jiro
Oh, man. It's over.
[13:20] Jiro
Why did I stop her?
[13:21] Jiro
It was my chance to graduate!
[13:24] Akari
You didn't want to.
[13:27] Jiro
I mean, for one thing, you have Tenjin.
[13:30] Akari
And you have Sakurazaka-san.
[13:34] Akari
I see.
[13:36] Jiro
Watanabe?
[13:39] Akari
Let's stop this married couple thing.
[13:47] Jiro
And so our married life broke apart.
[13:54] Jiro
Why did things turn out this way?
[14:04] Jiro
We could've just muddled through
this marriage practical thing...
[14:09] Jiro
But now, because I overstepped
my bounds and got presumptuous...
SIGN 9th
SIGN 8th
SIGN Najima Nakano
SIGN Miyajidake Asahi
SIGN Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN Tenjin Minami
[14:33] female student A
Minami-kun, you're amazing!
[14:35] female student B
You can cook, too?
[14:37] Tenjin
I rotate with Shiori.
[14:39] Tenjin
Shiori, what's wrong?
[14:41] Shiori
It's nothing.
SIGN 74th
SIGN Okubo Osamu
SIGN Shuto Kyoko
SIGN 75th
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Omure Yutaka
[14:49] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[14:50] Jiro
Whoa, man! Think about time,
place, and occasion, would you?
[14:54] Kamo
What's the meaning of that?
[14:56] Jiro
Of what?
[14:57] Kamo
The month-end evaluation!
[15:00] Kamo
Hey, Jiro-chan, what happened?
[15:03] Kamo
If there was a reason for it,
it was your fault, right?
[15:06] Jiro
What's it matter? Just leave it alone.
[15:14] Jiro
I wonder what the right choice would've been.
[15:18] Jiro
At first, I thought she
was just making fun of me.
[15:21] Jiro
I thought that after she made me take her
seriously, she'd laugh and call me stupid.
[15:26] Jiro
But her hand...
[15:28] Jiro
was shockingly cold and trembling.
[15:32] Jiro
Her nervousness and uncertainty
became painfully clear to me.
[15:36] Jiro
She's probably the same as me.
[15:40] Jiro
It seemed like it was all new to her, too...
[15:44] Jiro
Any guy would want to have se—
[15:47] Jiro
It's cold.
[15:51] Jiro
If that's true, then...
[15:55] Jiro
I'm the absolute worst.
[15:57] Kamo
What's this all of a sudden?
[16:00] Kamo
Jiro-chan, don't you have a handkerchief?
[16:03] Jiro
Oh, Shiori.
[16:05] Shiori
Hey, Jiro-kun...
[16:07] Shiori
Do you have a little time to
talk with me, just the two of us?
[16:11] Jiro
Sure.
[16:12] Kamo
Are you serious?
[16:16] Shiori
Wow!
[16:18] Shiori
The breeze feels so nice.
[16:20] Jiro
Shiori, is what you wanted to talk about...
[16:24] Shiori
Jiro-kun, did something happen
between you and Watanabe-san?
[16:30] Jiro
Yeah. You could call it a fight,
[16:32] Jiro
or you could say I didn't
express myself well...
[16:35] Jiro
I had the wrong idea about her.
[16:38] Jiro
But I couldn't find the
right timing to apologize.
[16:40] Jiro
And Watanabe doesn't seem
like she wants to talk to me.
[16:43] Shiori
Even though you're living together?
[16:46] Jiro
Huh?
[16:47] Shiori
In a day's time, you're with her
more than you're with anyone else.
[16:51] Shiori
I think Watanabe-san will understand you.
[16:55] Shiori
I've been your friend since we were
little, so I can vouch for you!
[17:00] Shiori
That makes us even, right?
[17:01] Jiro
Shiori...
[17:03] Jiro
I really don't stand a chance against you.
[17:06] Jiro
You've always beaten me
when it comes to discussions.
[17:10] Shiori
I'm very much still your
childhood friend, after all.
[17:14] Shiori
Ahem!
[17:17] Jiro
Still, I was impressed you'd noticed
that something was wrong.
[17:20] Jiro
Though, I guess anyone who saw that
month-end evaluation would know.
[17:29] Shiori
It makes me feel jealous.
[17:35] Jiro
I'm back.
SIGN 600 watts
2 min. 30 sec.
[17:54] Jiro
Watanabe, I'd like to talk for a minute...
[17:57] Jiro
But, yeah, you're not gonna come out, huh?
[18:04] Akari
So come in, then.
[18:10] Jiro
It smells like a girl!
[18:16] Jiro
I didn't expect her to
just ignore my existence.
[18:18] Jiro
S-So, um, I'm sorry about before.
[18:24] Akari
It's not like you did anything wrong.
[18:26] Jiro
No!
[18:28] Jiro
It's all my fault!
[18:29] Akari
That was just me trying too
hard and getting nowhere!
[18:32] Akari
Don't make me say it all out loud!
[18:36] Akari
It's fine, so just forget all of it!
[18:38] Akari
Right now!
[18:40] Jiro
Look, it seems like you got
the wrong idea, so I'll say this...
[18:47] Jiro
It's not like I didn't want to, okay?
[18:50] Jiro
I am a guy, after all.
[18:52] Jiro
And to tell the truth,
it's just like you said.
[18:55] Jiro
I've had wild fantasies
about you more than once.
[18:58] Jiro
And, well, I'm actually really grateful
to you for that experience...
[19:02] Akari
That's enough!
[19:04] Akari
Are you stupid?!
[19:05] Akari
Don't say all that! Are you stupid?!
[19:06] Akari
It's sexual harassment!
[19:08] Akari
You're in a girl's room, and you have zero tact!
[19:11] Akari
And that's why you'll never
be able to "graduate"!
[19:14] Jiro
Y-You're quite right.
[19:17] Jiro
But the reason I stopped you then was...
[19:19] Jiro
I just... I don't really know, but...
[19:22] Jiro
I just felt like I had to treat
you with more care than that.
[19:26] Jiro
The idea of doing something like
that in the heat of the moment
[19:29] Jiro
just made me feel uneasy somehow.
[19:32] Jiro
I don't really get it, but...
[19:34] Akari
Huh? What are you talking about?
[19:36] Jiro
It's the same now!
[19:37] Jiro
I really hate things being
this awkward between us.
[19:41] Jiro
I want to be able to talk to you
normally, like we did before.
[19:44] Jiro
And I want to eat together.
[19:49] Jiro
Would you please give me a chance?
[19:58] Jiro
Watanabe, I want to be...
[20:06] Jiro
a married couple with you again.
[20:16] Jiro
No! Not like that!
[20:17] Jiro
When I said "married couple,"
I meant the practical!
[20:19] Jiro
O-O-Of course I realize that you have Tenjin!
[20:22] Jiro
I'm not going to get in the way of that... er...
[20:26] Akari
Pff...
[20:26] Jiro
Pff?
[20:29] Akari
Oh, man!
[20:30] Jiro
What? Why are you laughing?
[20:33] Akari
You're acting so desperate!
[20:35] Akari
And what was all that?
A proposal? That's hilarious!
[20:40] Jiro
W-Well, you said we should
stop being a married couple!
[20:44] Akari
Huh? But we can't stop.
[20:46] Akari
It's something the school decided.
[20:49] Jiro
What?!
[20:50] Jiro
So that was a lie, then?!
[20:53] Jiro
You lied?!
[20:54] Jiro
Why?!
[20:56] Akari
How scary. It wasn't a lie. More of a vibe.
[20:59] Jiro
Do you have any idea how
much I agonized over this?
[21:04] Akari
I think I'm enjoying this married
life more than I thought I would.
[21:12] Akari
I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[21:16] Jiro
What is this?
[21:18] Jiro
Why'd she suddenly use my first name?
[21:20] Jiro
What does she mean by "like"?
[21:25] Akari
What about you, Jiro?
[21:27] Jiro
I...
[21:36] Jiro
A hand?
[21:38] Akari
Just kidding! Too bad for you!
[21:42] Akari
Sometimes the heat of the moment
is important, Repressed-kun.
[21:46] Jiro
Watanabe...
[21:48] Akari
Welcome home, Jiro.
[21:53] Jiro
Good to be back.
[21:55] Jiro
We're not going back to square one.
[21:57] Jiro
We're starting from zero.
[22:11] Akari
I like you quite a lot, Jiro.
[22:16] Akari
I said it.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN Burned
[23:51] Kamo
A burned rolled omelet.
[23:54] Kamo
Akari, fretting.
[23:56] Kamo
And standing behind her...
[23:58] Kamo
Jiro, holding sugar.
[23:59] Akari
So it's your fault?
SIGN Ow, ow, ow
SIGN Ow, ow, ow
[24:00] Jiro
I thought it'd taste better that way!
SIGN SHFF
[24:02] Akari
You'd better take responsibility for it.
SIGN GULP
SIGN GULP
SIGN CHOMP
SIGN Ow!
SIGN Ow!
SIGN I'm sorry
[24:05] Jiro
It's bitter...
SIGN Next Time
SIGN A Hero, but Not the Main Character.
[24:06] Kamo
Next time...
[24:07] Kamo
"A Hero, but Not the Main Character."
E4 - A Hero, but Not the Main Character.
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[00:02] female students
Here I go!
[00:04] Akari
What?!
[00:05] Akari
Sachi, you're B-rank?
[00:07] Akari
That's amazing.
[00:08] Sachi
He just takes it so seriously, you know?
[00:12] Natsumi
You doing what needs doing?
[00:13] Sachi
Don't be dumb.
[00:15] Sachi
We each have partners of our own,
so we're over all that.
[00:18] Sachi
And if we make A-rank,
we'll change partners, anyway.
[00:21] Natsumi
No way!
[00:22] Natsumi
I couldn't take it!
[00:24] Natsumi
I'd be so depressed if Ryou-kun
were here at this school!
[00:28] Natsumi
If Ryou-kun made it to A-rank and
lived with lots of different girls,
[00:33] Natsumi
I'd never be able to stand it!
[00:34] Sachi
There's NegaNatsu again.
[00:37] Sachi
You love Ryou-kun way too much.
[00:38] Akari
It's not that easy to get to A-rank.
[00:41] Akari
It's rough enough just sharing
a room with a total stranger,
[00:44] Akari
but you have to pretend to be married, too.
[00:47] Natsumi
But, I mean...
[00:49] Natsumi
Ryou-kun is just so hot!
[00:52] P.E. Teacher
Keep it down, you lot!
[00:54] P.E. Teacher
Watch the game!
[00:56] Akari; Sachi; Natsumi
Yes, sir.
[00:58] male students
Over here! Cover!
[01:01] Kamo
Are you staring at Sakurazaka-san again,
[01:04] Kamo
Jiro-chan?
[01:10] Jiro
Shut up.
[01:20] Kamo
Wow!
[01:21] Kamo
Now that's an ikemen.
[01:34] Kamo
It's like he's completely different
from us on a biological level.
[01:39] Kamo
By the way, did you hear the
rumor about Sakurazaka-san?
[01:43] Jiro
A rumor?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[03:17] Akari
What's this rumor about Minami-kun?
[03:20] Sachi
It's still a breaking story, but...
[03:23] Sachi
They say Tenjin isn't going to swap partners.
[03:26] Akari
What?
[03:26] Natsumi
I heard that, too.
[03:27] Natsumi
Even though everyone who reaches
A-rank switches partners, right?
[03:31] Sachi
And they get to keep the points from the
previous pairing just as they are, too.
[03:35] Sachi
But this practical is supposed to
be preparing us for the future,
[03:39] Sachi
so the school probably wants
us to try various combinations.
[03:43] Akari
But...
[03:44] Akari
I don't like that.
[03:46] Akari
It feels like picking out and
dropping spouses over and over.
[03:50] Sachi
You know it isn't like that at all, Akari.
[03:53] Natsumi
At this rate, it might really be possible...
[03:56] Natsumi
for those two...
[04:00] Akari
Everything's fine.
It's still only the first month.
[04:07] Sachi
Akari, will you marry me?
[04:09] Natsumi
No fair!
[04:10] Natsumi
I want in on this, too! Come on!
[04:13] Akari
Come on!
[04:14] Akari
Just give it a rest already!
[04:16] teacher
You're the one who needs to give it a rest!
[04:19] Kamo
What? I want in on this, too! Come on!
[04:25] Kamo
Hey, Jiro-chan.
[04:26] Kamo
Don't get so down about this.
[04:29] Kamo
Being the wife of an ikemen
like Tenjin instead of you
[04:33] Kamo
is better for Sakurazaka-san, too!
[04:35] Jiro
Whose side are you on?
[04:38] Kamo
That's obvious, isn't it?
[04:40] Kamo
Sakurazaka-san's.
[04:41] Kamo
Nay, I am an ally of all women!
[05:22] crowd
Hooray for the hero! Hooray!
[05:24] crowd
He's so cool!
[05:26] crowd
He's amazing!
[05:37] Jiro
It's just too unfair.
[05:39] Kamo
Hey, Jiro-chan! Lookie, lookie!
What d'you think, huh? How's it look?
[05:42] boy 2
When I said that, we gained points.
[05:44] boy 3
What? For real?
[05:49] Shiori
Jiro-kun!
[05:50] Jiro
Shiori?
[05:51] Shiori
It's hot today, isn't it?
[05:53] Jiro
Yeah.
[05:54] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[05:55] Shiori
You seem kind of down.
Is it about the practical?
[05:58] Jiro
Huh?
[06:00] Shiori
Oh, you fought with Watanabe-san
again, didn't you?
[06:05] Jiro
It's not like that.
[06:07] Shiori
Really? I'm glad.
[06:10] Shiori
Watanabe-san is a good girl,
so don't cause too much trouble for her.
[06:16] Jiro
If I told her right now that
she's the reason I'm stressing...
[06:21] Jiro
What face would she make?
[06:24] (Flashback) Shiori
Thanks. It was a request from Minami-kun.
[06:30] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[06:32] Jiro
Hey, Shiori...
[06:33] Jiro
Are you going to stay...
[06:35] Jiro
by Tenjin's side forever?
[06:40] Akari
Ugh! This is seriously unbelievable!
[06:46] Akari
Why just me? All of us were talking.
[06:50] Akari
And these are so dusty!
[06:52] Tenjin
Watanabe?
[06:53] Akari
Huh?
[06:54] Akari
Huh? M-Mina— Why?!
[07:17] Akari
Huh?
[07:18] Tenjin
That was close.
[07:20] Tenjin
Sorry. I shouldn't have just
talked to you out of nowhere.
[07:23] Akari
Th-Thanks for saving me. I'm fine now.
[07:27] Tenjin
Sure thing.
[07:28] Akari
Wh-Why are you here, anyway?
[07:31] Tenjin
They asked me to put away the balls.
[07:34] Akari
Oh... I see.
[07:37] Akari
What do I do? My heart's pounding.
[07:41] Akari
He'll hear it.
[07:44] Tenjin
I'm really sorry about that.
[07:45] Tenjin
You're not hurt, are you?
[07:47] Akari
No.
[07:51] Akari
That's a relief...
[07:53] Akari
Minami-kun still makes my heart race.
[07:58] Akari
Huh? A relief?
[08:02] Akari
Why?
[08:04] Tenjin
Let's get this cleanup over with.
[08:06] Natsumi
At this rate, it might really be possible...
[08:10] Natsumi
for those two...
[08:12] Akari
Mi...
[08:12] Akari
Minami-kun!
[08:15] Akari
Um... are...
[08:18] Akari
A-Are you going to...
[08:21] Akari
stay with Sakurazaka-san... forever?
[08:28] Tenjin
I might.
[08:30] Tenjin
If she says she's all right
with that, then I might.
[08:34] Tenjin
Things are going well right now.
[08:41] Akari
Oh.
[08:43] Akari
So I do love him after all.
[08:50] Tenjin
Watanabe?
[08:51] Akari
S-Sorry!
[08:52] Akari
It's just so dusty in here.
[08:54] Akari
I think I might've gotten
something in my eye.
[09:03] Akari
M-Minami-kun?
[09:06] Tenjin
Watanabe.
[09:09] Tenjin
Look me in the eyes.
[09:13] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[09:16] Kamo
Sheesh.
[09:18] Kamo
I asked him to help me close all the windows.
[09:22] Kamo
Aha.
[09:23] Kamo
Jiro—
[09:29] Kamo
...chaaaan...
[09:34] Shiori
Um...
[09:36] Shiori
I dunno.
[09:38] Shiori
Switching partners isn't something
I can decide on my own.
[09:41] Jiro
O-Oh, right! Yeah, you're right.
[09:43] Jiro
Sorry for asking such a dumb question.
[09:45] Jiro
A-And Tenjin's pretty amazing, right?
[09:50] Shiori
But...
[09:51] Shiori
But if you made it up to A-rank,
[09:55] Shiori
then I...
[09:57] Shiori
Never mind!
[09:58] Shiori
We need to get changed
before the next class starts!
[10:01] Jiro
Shiori!
[10:03] Jiro
I'll make it to A-rank!
[10:04] Jiro
And when that happens...
[10:07] Jiro
If you're A-rank, too...
[10:09] Jiro
then...
[10:11] Jiro
Shiori...
[10:12] Jiro
C-Can you and I—
[10:14] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[10:17] Kamo
This is huge!
[10:19] Kamo
As huge as if you bought packs in bulk
and all the cards inside were secret ones!
[10:23] Kamo
Listen to me!
[10:25] Jiro
I'm begging you. Leave right now.
[10:27] Jiro
If you don't, I will very
likely send you to your grave.
[10:31] Kamo
As a living sacrifice?!
[10:33] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[10:35] Kamo
Kamo, kamo...
[10:37] Jiro
Sorry about that.
[10:38] Jiro
It's nothing. Never mind.
[10:40] Shiori
I see.
[10:41] Kamo
Wait, were you in the
middle of something here, too?
[10:43] Jiro
That's right. And what do
you mean by "here, too"?
[10:46] Kamo
Well, I just saw Tenjin and
Akari-chan over there—
[10:49] Tenjin
What about us?
[10:50] Kamo
Huh?
[10:52] Tenjin
What're you guys talking about?
[10:54] Kamo
N-Nothing!
[11:00] Jiro
Huh? Why...
[11:04] Jiro
What is this atmosphere?
[11:09] Kamo
Huh? What battlefield is this?
SIGN Preview
[11:13] Kamo
I'm trapped by an accident
that wasn't my fault!
SIGN Escape
SIGN Intervention
SIGN Friendship
SIGN Quick Joke
[11:15] Kamo
The only action left to me is to summon...
[11:17] Kamo
a monster!
SIGN Attack
9999
Defense
0001
[11:19] Kamo
Come!
[11:20] Kamo
Strongest of All Quick Jokes!
[11:22] Kamo
Oh, hang on. There are girls here.
[11:24] Kamo
I'll get majorly burned, and that'll
be the end of my high school life.
SIGN Normies
[11:28] Kamo
Next time, "I Die Inside."
SIGN Next Time
SIGN I Die Inside
[11:31] Kamo
Kamo Sadaharu, standing by!
[11:33] Kamo
Come to think of it, has anyone
called me by name in this anime?
[11:37] Tenjin
Oh, Kamo. I've been looking for you.
[11:40] Tenjin
Oh, sorry. Your name is Kamo, isn't it?
[11:44] Kamo
It is. It's Kamo Sadaharu.
[11:47] Tenjin
Here. The key to the storage room.
[11:49] Tenjin
The teacher said to give it to you.
You're on the PE committee, right?
[11:52] Kamo
Oh. Yes, that's right.
[11:56] Tenjin
All yours,
[11:57] Tenjin
Kamo.
[11:58] Kamo
My heart.
[12:00] Tenjin
Oh, right.
[12:01] Tenjin
Shiori, did you turn in the form
to continue our marriage practical?
[12:05] Shiori
No, not yet.
[12:06] Tenjin
I forgot, too.
[12:08] Shiori
Then should we go together at lunch?
[12:10] Shiori
It's due today, right?
[12:12] Tenjin
Yeah. Where do we have to go again?
[12:14] Shiori
Jiro-kun, we're going on ahead, okay?
[12:18] Jiro
S-Sure.
[12:20] Tenjin
I've got work today, so...
[12:22] Shiori
So you won't need dinner, right?
[12:24] Shiori
Oh, that's right. I wanted to ask you...
[12:27] Kamo
W-Well, I guess I'll go return the key.
[12:42] Kamo
Oh, dear. What kind of face is that?
[12:47] Kamo
Whatever it is, good luck, my friend.
[12:53] Jiro
Listen, Watanabe...
[12:55] Akari
We should get back.
[12:56] Akari
We'll be late for class.
[13:00] Jiro
Right.
[13:07] Sachi
Huh? Where's Akari?
[13:09] Natsumi
She left early.
[13:10] Natsumi
She said we can just say it's
a cold and leave it at that.
[13:13] Sachi
What? That's hilarious.
[13:17] Jiro
She went home?
SIGN Lancia
SIGN m 0 0 l 410 0 l 410 60 l 0 60
SIGN You love Chloris, don't you?
Why don't you just hurry up and go to her?!
SIGN m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN Leave Lancia here and go see Chloris.
It's no good. You just can't leave Lancia on her own.
[13:32] Kamo
Wander, wander.
SIGN Kamo
[13:34] Kamo
Wander, wander, wander.
SIGN m 0 0 l 230 0 l 230 90 l 0 90
SIGN Kamo is wandering
nearby, as though he wants
to tell Jiro something.
[13:35] Kamo
Wander, wander, wander, wander, wander.
SIGN Kamo
SIGN m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN Leave Lancia here and go see Chloris.
It's no good. You just can't leave Lancia on her own.
[13:40] Jiro
Ack!
[13:44] Kamo
Loom.
[13:47] Jiro
What are you doing?
[13:49] Kamo
Well...
[13:52] Kamo
I was just thinking,
"Huh, Tenjin's still here."
[13:54] Jiro
Man, what is it with all this
"Tenjin," "Tenjin," "Tenjin"?
[13:59] Jiro
Just spit it out already!
[14:00] Kamo
Well...
[14:01] Kamo
Should I really say it, though?
[14:03] Kamo
I mean, Tenjin was nice
enough to remember my name.
[14:07] Kamo
And he kinda smelled nice.
[14:09] Jiro
I remember your name, too!
[14:11] Jiro
Kamo, Kamo, Kamo, Kamo, Kamo—
[14:13] Kamo
What white-fleshed fish
tastes great as tempura?
[14:15] Jiro
Huh?
[14:23] Kamo
K-Kissing happened.
[14:26] Jiro
Huh? With you?
[14:28] Kamo
Ha. Me? When even my
family's pet cat bites me?
[14:31] Jiro
S-Sorry.
[14:34] Kamo
Between Akari-chan and Tenjin!
[14:39] Kamo
I happened to see it!
[14:40] Kamo
I don't know what led up to it,
or what their relationship is, though.
[14:43] Kamo
Akari-chan seemed embarrassed.
[14:45] Kamo
So I'm certain of it. That was—
[14:48] Jiro
And?
[14:49] Kamo
Huh?
[14:50] Jiro
If it's true, then what?
[14:53] Kamo
But, I mean... you...
[14:58] Kamo
Well, I guess you're right.
[15:00] Kamo
Even if it's true, it's got
nothing to do with you.
[15:10] Jiro
I see.
[15:12] Jiro
With Tenjin-sama, huh?
[15:14] Jiro
I'm happy for you.
Congratulations, Watanabe.
SIGN Lancia
[15:24] Jiro
I'm not even Team Lancia, am I?
SIGN Today, we're going to limit ourselves to affordable cosmetics.
[15:36] Jiro
I'm back.
SIGN These days, there are lots of really amazing low-priced products.
SIGN First, there's this primer that I've been super hooked on lately.
[15:44] Jiro
I heard you have a cold.
SIGN It's great for toning, and it has lavender undertones.
SIGN I tend to have my hair black, so using a primer with purple tones...
SIGN Oh, that's right! Speaking of hair...
SIGN Ta-da! Nuanced Fancy Water for...
[15:55] Jiro
Do you have a fever?
SIGN This lip balm has beautifying essences in it! It's godly!
SIGN I'm seriously buying it on repeat!
SIGN I recommend number 7 for people with blue tones to their skin!
SIGN It's a tinted balm, so it'll last even through a kiss!
[16:06] Jiro
I'm so sorry that I'm not Tenjin.
SIGN If you have occasion to, that is!
[16:10] Akari
What?
[16:13] Akari
Why are you suddenly bringing up Minami-kun?
[16:16] Akari
Well?
[16:17] Jiro
Oh, uh...
[16:19] Akari
What?
[16:19] Jiro
It's nothi—
[16:20] Akari
Tell me.
[16:22] Jiro
Uh...
[16:27] Jiro
You and Tenjin apparently got a lot
closer during PE. I heard about it.
[16:32] Jiro
I was happy for you.
[16:34] Akari
Happy? Why now, though?
[16:37] Akari
Yeah, I was happy that I got to talk to him, but...
[16:40] Jiro
So if you're happy, you'll kiss someone?
[16:43] Akari
Huh? I don't know what you're talking about.
[16:45] Jiro
There's no need to hide it.
[16:47] Jiro
It's amazing that you could embrace
like that in the storeroom.
[16:50] Jiro
If you and Tenjin are gonna end up together,
[16:53] Jiro
I'm gonna cheer you on.
[16:55] Jiro
It's cause for celebration.
[16:56] Akari
Wait, that's—
[16:57] Jiro
No... Yeah.
[16:59] Jiro
It's cause for celebration.
[17:08] Akari
Oh, man! This is hilarious!
[17:12] Jiro
Huh?
[17:13] Akari
That must've been when I had
him check my eye for dust!
[17:16] Akari
That misunderstanding is, like,
straight out of a manga!
[17:19] Jiro
I will send him to his grave!
SIGN ██████████████████████████████████
SIGN I will send him to his grave!!
SIGN KILL
[17:21] Akari
And anyway, that kind of thing doesn't
just happen out of the blue, right?
[17:24] Akari
I'm actually hurt right now
because he's not switching partners.
[17:27] Akari
Why would you even believe that? Sad!
[17:30] Jiro
Because... I know how hard you're trying.
[17:33] Akari
I told you...
[17:35] Akari
I'm working hard because
he just won't look my way.
[17:38] Jiro
Well, yeah, but...
[17:40] Jiro
I mean, you're giving it all you've got.
[17:42] Jiro
Why shouldn't it pay off a little?
[17:47] Akari
What an idiot.
[17:49] Akari
It's super...
[17:50] Akari
hilarious...
[17:56] Jiro
Watanabe!
[18:01] Akari
Hey! What are you looking at?
[18:04] Akari
Let go...
[18:06] Akari
You idiot...
[18:07] Akari
Don't!
[18:10] Akari
Look away!
[18:30] Jiro
I-I looked away!
[18:33] Jiro
I can't see anything now!
[19:02] Jiro
I panicked and ended up doing that.
[19:07] Jiro
I don't know what the right thing to do is!
[19:09] Jiro
I'm not the kind of guy who encounters
women crying all that often!
[19:14] Jiro
Before, Watanabe was
sleeping, so I was safe,
[19:17] Jiro
but this time I have no excuse!
[19:19] Jiro
Of course she'd hate being held like that
[19:22] Jiro
by a guy she doesn't love!
[19:24] Akari
Jiro, the bath is free.
[19:27] Akari
Mine aren't dry, so I borrowed this.
[19:29] Jiro
Huh? Borrowed what?
[19:31] Akari
Your shirt.
[19:35] Jiro
Whoa! Are you serious?!
[19:37] Jiro
The "boyfriend shirt" thing hits this hard?!
SIGN Vanilla &
Chocolate Bar
[19:55] Jiro
And she's getting super close!
[19:58] Jiro
What changed all of a sudden?
There's usually a longer break!
[20:01] Jiro
Doing this after what just happened...
[20:03] Jiro
is gonna make me remember
the physical sensations!
[20:06] Jiro
L-Look, I know you're probably like this
because it's just me, but be more careful.
[20:10] Jiro
I don't exactly know where to look.
[20:12] Akari
Is your heart racing, Repressed-kun?
[20:14] Jiro
No! I'm used to seeing stuff like this now.
[20:17] Jiro
Day after day...
[20:22] Akari
Liar.
[20:23] Akari
I can feel it right here, pounding really hard.
[20:29] Akari
Jiro?
SIGN Earthly Desires Begone!!!!!!!
SIGN Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly desires begone Earthly desires begone
Earthly... desires... begone...
SIGN Trophy Earned.
Happy New Year!
[20:35] Jiro
I think I'll succumb before
I ring it 108 times.
[20:38] Akari
Huh?
[20:39] Akari
Jiro, you're so weird.
[20:46] Jiro
Don't make fun of me.
[20:47] Jiro
You should only dress like that for Tenjin.
[20:52] Akari
You jealous?
[20:54] Akari
You're kind of adorable, Jiro!
[20:55] Jiro
You know, dressed like that,
you really will catch a cold!
[21:01] Akari
Jiro, you believed that I kissed him, right?
[21:05] Akari
I'm not that easy, you know.
[21:08] Jiro
I-I said I was sorry about that.
[21:12] Akari
You think I've gone around and
kissed all kinds of people.
[21:15] Jiro
That's not what I—
[21:17] Akari
Smooch.
[21:19] Akari
It's just you, Jiro.
[21:22] Akari
That was my first, so yours
is the only kiss I know.
[21:28] Akari
Seriously, you're such an idiot!
[21:30] Akari
S-Suddenly kissing me on the mouth like that...
[21:33] Akari
Those were some serious "I'm a virgin" vibes!
[21:35] Akari
You went in too hard,
and you were lousy at it!
[21:37] Akari
Having that as my first kiss is just wrong!
[21:39] Akari
What was that, anyway?
[21:40] Akari
That was really and truly my first kiss!
[21:43] Akari
Are you even listening?
[21:44] Akari
Hey, are you alive?
SIGN Lancia
SIGN m 0 0 l 380 0 l 380 60 l 0 60
SIGN Why'd you come back? Idiot.
[21:52] Akari
Hey! Jiro!
SIGN m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN Jiro: "Don't get the wrong idea, me! She just ended up
paired with me, and it just happened to be her first..."
[21:55] Akari
Jiro, are you listening?
[21:57] Akari
Hey, Jiro, I'm talking to you!
[21:59] Akari
Ugh, hello?! Jiro, Jiro, Jiro, Jiro, Jiro!
SIGN m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN Jiro: "And it's totally possible
that it could have been some other guy..."
[22:05] Jiro
I'm the only one who knows.
SIGN m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN Jiro: "I said, don't get the wrong idea here!
This is just a practical..."
SIGN m 0 0 l 450 0 l 450 64 l 0 64
SIGN Jiro: "That's all it is!"
[22:16] Jiro
Oh, God. I'm super happy.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Kamo
Did you think it was over?
[23:51] Kamo
Too bad!
[23:52] Kamo
My battle phase hasn't ended yet!
SIGN Escape
SIGN Intervention
SIGN Friendship
SIGN Quick Joke
[23:55] Kamo
It's my turn!
SIGN Intervention
[23:56] Kamo
Effect, activate!
[23:57] Kamo
Intervention!
[23:58] Kamo
Everyone, please don't fight because of me!
[24:03] Kamo
I'm so glad I didn't do that!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN More Than a Nosebleed, but Less Than a Kiss.
[24:06] Kamo
Next time, "More Than a Nosebleed,
but Less Than a Kiss."
[24:08] Kamo
Kissing again?!
E5 - More Than a Nosebleed, but Less Than a Kiss.
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[00:01] Jiro
Watanabe!
[00:03] Jiro
I have class duties today,
so I'm gonna get going.
[00:06] Jiro
Is this all the recycling
we have to put out today?
[00:09] Akari
That's all we have today.
[00:11] Akari
Wait.
[00:12] Akari
Your necktie is crooked.
[00:14] Jiro
Oh, thanks.
[00:15] Jiro
I'm just a background guy
with nothing going for me,
[00:18] Jiro
and yet...
[00:20] Akari
Crouch down a little.
[00:21] Jiro
The class gyaru ended up being my mock wife.
[00:24] Jiro
She really is cute.
It's no wonder she's popular.
[00:29] Akari
Staring at my chest like that
all the time is creepy as hell.
SIGN SQUEEEEEEEEZE
[00:33] Jiro
I wasn't! Y-You've got it all wrong!
[00:42] Akari
Take care out there, Jiro.
[00:45] Jiro
Sometimes, I fall under a delusion...
[00:47] Jiro
What if I really was married to Watanabe?
[00:52] Akari
And we're done!
[00:54] Akari
Don't forget to take out the recycling!
[00:58] Jiro
Guess I'll give it everything
I've got again today.
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:35] Shiori
Oh, Jiro-kun.
[02:37] Shiori
Good morning!
[02:39] Jiro
Hey, you're here early.
[02:40] Shiori
I've got class duties today.
[02:42] Jiro
Huh? Wasn't it me and Hamano today?
[02:44] Jiro
Oh, crap! Did I get the days mixed up?
SIGN Class Duties
[02:46] Shiori
Mei-chan has a club leaders'
meeting after school today,
[02:50] Shiori
so she asked me to take over for her.
[02:52] Jiro
For real?
[02:54] Shiori
We haven't done class duties
together since middle school, huh?
[02:57] Jiro
Th-That's right.
[03:00] Jiro
This is crazy! It can't be real!
I'm insanely lucky today!
SIGN Class Duties
SIGN Sakurazaka
SIGN Yakuin
[03:08] Shiori
Thanks, Mei-chan.
[03:11] Mei
So, your plan to jump him first
thing in the morning failed?
[03:16] Shiori
I had no such plan!
[03:19] Mei
Sorry.
[03:21] Mei
But why not just tell him how you feel?
We're talking about Yakuin here.
[03:25] Mei
I know it'd work out for you. No problem.
[03:27] Shiori
Jiro-kun... doesn't think of me that way.
[03:31] Mei
Uh, yeah, no matter how you
look at it, he definitely does.
[03:35] Mei
I've never seen him even
talking with another girl.
[03:38] Shiori
That's just it.
[03:41] Shiori
Up until now, it's only been me.
[03:44] Shiori
He didn't know any other girls.
[03:48] Mei
Well, since I've given you this chance
by swapping class duties with you,
[03:51] Mei
you should take action!
[03:54] Mei
If you want to make him notice you,
you'll have to at least kiss him.
[03:57] Shiori
Ki—
[03:58] Mei
If you keep dragging your heels,
that mock wife of his might jump him instead.
[04:03] Mei
Kidding! I'm just joking.
[04:07] Mei
Be more confident in yourself.
[04:08] Mei
You're a great girl.
[04:12] Mei
You feel better now, right?
[04:14] Shiori
Yeah.
[04:18] Akari
Sorry.
[04:19] Sachi
Got a cold?
[04:20] Natsumi
Bet someone's talking about you.
[04:22] Akari
Cut it out.
[04:23] Natsumi
You sure are popular.
[04:24] Sachi
Speaking of rumors,
[04:26] Sachi
apparently about ten pairs
have started dating now.
[04:29] Natsumi
What? So the "practical magic"
really does exist.
[04:32] Natsumi
Well, when you spend every day together...
[04:34] Akari
They're just getting caught up
in the mood of it, that's all.
[04:43] Akari
Huh? What is it?
[04:46] Sachi
Akari-san, you've been watching
Yakuin a lot lately, haven't you?
[04:51] Akari
What? What are you talking about?
[04:53] Natsumi
I'll be cheering you on no matter who you love,
[04:56] Natsumi
but I might have a hard time with Virgin-kun.
[04:59] Akari
Wha—
[04:59] Sachi
Akari's so pure. In a way, someone of
his type would be sort of reassuring.
[05:04] Natsumi
Better than getting snagged by some creep.
[05:06] Akari
What? That's not happening.
[05:09] Akari
It's obvious that Minami-kun
is the peak of humanity.
[05:12] Natsumi
So she's still stricken
with the Minami bug, huh?
[05:15] Sachi
Well, I guess we'll just leave it at that.
[05:18] Akari
I'm telling you...
SIGN Japanese History, Complete Collection
SIGN World Atlas Collection North America
SIGN World Atlas Collection South America
SIGN World Atlas Collection Asia
SIGN European Culture
[05:24] Shiori
Is that the last of it?
[05:26] Jiro
Yeah, it is.
[05:28] Shiori
I'm sorry to have made you carry so much.
[05:30] Jiro
Not a problem! It's totally fine!
[05:32] Shiori
Thanks, Jiro-kun.
[05:35] Jiro
Sure.
[05:37] Jiro
So all that's left is cleaning
the blackboard, right?
[05:39] Shiori
Yeah.
[05:40] Shiori
This brought back memories, huh?
Like being back in middle school.
[05:45] Jiro
Yeah.
[05:49] Jiro
Don't just say "yeah" and stop!
[05:51] Jiro
That ended the conversation!
[05:53] Jiro
Think of something to
talk about... Something...
[05:58] Jiro
I can't think of anything...
[06:02] Shiori
Jiro-kun, since we're talking about it,
do you remember Hatae-sensei?
[06:05] Shiori
The science teacher.
[06:06] Jiro
Huh? Oh, the one with the crazy clothes?
[06:09] Shiori
Yeah, him! I ran into him at
the grocery store the other day.
[06:13] Shiori
He was wearing a bright red aloha shirt.
I recognized him right away!
[06:16] Jiro
For real? That brings back memories.
[06:18] Jiro
I guess he hasn't changed, then.
SIGN Jiro
SIGN Today
SIGN Where are you? I'm gonna go shopping.
Come with me
[06:25] Akari
Why hasn't he read my message yet?
[06:28] Akari
This makes it seem like I really
want to go shopping together.
[06:31] Akari
Jeez...
[06:34] Akari
Oh, that's right! He's got class duties!
[06:36] Akari
Jir—
[06:45] Akari
Why am I hiding?
[07:02] Jiro
Sorry!
[07:15] Shiori
Jiro-kun, close your eyes
and lean down a little.
[07:20] Jiro
Huh? Is this a dream?
[07:23] Jiro
Close my eyes and lean down a little?
[07:27] Jiro
What's going on?!
[07:35] Jiro
Huh?
[07:36] Shiori
You had chalk dust on you.
[07:38] Jiro
Thanks!
[07:40] Shiori
No worries. I'll go beat these, okay?
[07:42] Jiro
That was a close one!
[07:44] Jiro
And holy crap, I'm creepy!
[07:45] Jiro
So very not okay!
SIGN Class Duties
SIGN Yakuin
SIGN Sakurazaka
[07:49] Jiro
Even after we were together for
a whole day, this is where we are.
[07:57] Shiori
I knew I wouldn't be able to do it!
[07:59] Shiori
I'm sorry, Mei-chan!
SIGN Sakurazaka
[08:05] Jiro
So nothing happened in the end...
[08:09] Jiro
But if I'd confessed my feelings back in
middle school and been turned down,
[08:13] Jiro
we wouldn't have been able
to talk today like we did.
[08:16] Jiro
I'm so dull and boring.
[08:18] Jiro
If she's got a memory of me
tucked away somewhere,
[08:20] Jiro
I should count myself lucky!
[08:24] Akari
What're you being all melancholy about?
[08:34] Akari
I made too much hot milk.
[08:38] Akari
Want some?
[08:39] Jiro
Oh, I'll have some, then. Thanks.
[08:42] Akari
You seem down.
[08:44] Jiro
Not really.
[08:46] Akari
Did things go well with Sakurazaka-san?
[08:50] Jiro
Oh, you know... Well enough.
[08:52] Akari
You suck at lying, you know that?
[08:54] Jiro
Shut up! If you know, then don't ask!
[08:57] Akari
Poor thing. There, there.
[08:58] Jiro
Stop making it worse!
[09:01] Jiro
The night sky is so damn bright.
[09:05] Akari
You're right! You can see
more stars than you'd expect!
[09:08] Jiro
Right? It's pretty, huh?
[09:10] Akari
Wow!
[09:12] Akari
I bet the stars would look even
prettier if I was with Minami-kun.
[09:17] Jiro
Well, sorry it's just boring old me.
[09:20] Jiro
Though I'm sure the stars would feel honored
to have Tenjin-kun looking at them.
[09:28] Akari
Hey, try calling me by my first name.
[09:31] Jiro
That's hot!
[09:32] Akari
Well, come on. "A-ka-ri"!
[09:35] Jiro
Where'd this even come from?
[09:36] Jiro
I don't want to!
[09:39] Akari
So you call Sakurazaka-san "Shiori,"
but you call your wife by her last name?
[09:42] Jiro
That's just because...
[09:45] Jiro
Sh-Shiori is... you know. It's just different.
[09:49] Akari
You're embarrassed to call
a girl by her first name!
[09:51] Akari
That's our virgin for you! Number 1 in Japan!
[09:55] Jiro
I'm not falling for that.
[09:58] Akari
Boo.
[10:00] Akari
But I guess it's fine.
[10:02] Akari
I really like my name, you know?
[10:04] Akari
I like how it means "light" and is
written using the character for "star."
[10:07] Akari
I don't really know why, but sometimes
I lose confidence in myself, you know?
[10:12] Akari
At a time like that, if you
happened to be by my side,
[10:15] Akari
and called me by my name...
[10:18] Akari
I thought it might feel
comforting, that's all.
[10:20] Akari
So practice it before that time comes, okay?
[10:28] Jiro
Aka...ri.
[10:31] Jiro
It's just... I mean, my name's so plain.
[10:35] Jiro
If I had a cool name like that,
I'd never live up to it.
[10:38] Jiro
But... yours is nice.
[10:41] Jiro
I think the name "Akari" suits you.
[10:47] Jiro
I'm sorry, Watanabe-san.
Let's just pretend that never happened.
[10:53] Akari
No.
[10:55] Jiro
Huh?
[11:01] Akari
Again.
[11:04] Akari
And besides!
[11:05] Akari
Me calling you "Jiro" while you use
my last name is sort of irritating!
[11:10] Jiro
What do you mean, "irritating"?
[11:11] Akari
It's like I'm the only one in love here!
[11:14] Jiro
That's a bizarre reason!
[11:18] Akari; Jiro
Huh?
[11:21] Jiro
In love?
[11:25] Akari
It's not... It's not like that.
[11:27] Akari
It was hypothetical... f-for the practical.
[11:31] Jiro
No, um... I'm sorry, too.
I sort of jumped to conclusions.
[11:36] Jiro
I-I've just never had anyone say
anything like that to me before.
[11:39] Akari
G-G-Goodnight!
[11:41] Jiro
G-Goodnight.
[11:48] Jiro
She has Tenjin! There's no
way she meant it like that!
[11:53] Jiro
Stop reacting like that, you idiot.
[11:57] Akari
God, I hate this!
[12:02] Akari
What do I do?
[12:04] Akari
I'm so confused.
[12:07] Homeroom Teacher
Around this same time every year,
[12:09] Homeroom Teacher
with the marriage practical underway,
we see a drop in concentration,
[12:13] Homeroom Teacher
but it's particularly pronounced this year.
[12:14] Homeroom Teacher
Which is why we will immediately
begin having special tests.
[12:19] Homeroom Teacher
Just like the regularly scheduled tests,
[12:20] Homeroom Teacher
any students who fail will
take supplementary lessons.
[12:22] Male Student
Seriously?! I'm a serial offender
when it comes to failing!
[12:23] Homeroom Teacher
But this time, the scores of the married
pairs in the practical will be combined,
[12:26] Male Student
And depending on your pairing,
you could get a major handicap.
[12:28] Homeroom Teacher
and supplementary lessons
will be taken together, as well.
[12:30] Male Student
My wife's gonna kill me.
[12:30] Jiro
What?! That's just inane!
[12:32] Akari
What? It's sold out? Talk about a letdown.
[12:32] Homeroom Teacher
The test will be next weekend, and married
pairs must take supplementary lessons together.
[12:35] Akari
Why'd they even list it? That's so misleading.
[12:36] Jiro
Hang on.
[12:38] Jiro
Depending on the subject,
I'm below average!
[12:38] Homeroom Teacher
Make the most of your time after
school by assisting each other.
[12:40] Jiro
This is so not funny!
[12:42] Jiro
It goes without saying that Shiori
and Tenjin will get high scores.
[12:45] Jiro
If I get failing grades...
[12:48] Akari
Hey.
[12:50] Akari
Ass in the air, bitch.
[12:52] Jiro
She's gonna kill me!
[12:54] Akari
Karaoke? Yeah, I'll go! Yay!
[12:56] Jiro
Wait.
[12:56] Natsumi
We're gonna sing until we're hoarse!
[12:57] Jiro
Is Watanabe good at academics?
[13:00] Akari
Until we're hoarse? Just how much
stress have you built up, exactly?
[13:01] Jiro
She comes to class, but she goes
to hang out with friends every day.
[13:05] Jiro
She couldn't be...
[13:07] Akari
Hey, it's Jiro!
[13:09] Akari
Buy us some fabric softener.
The one with the green flowers.
[13:13] Jiro
Sure... H-Hey, I wanna talk later
about the academic performance tes—
[13:17] Akari
Oh, sorry!
[13:18] Akari
I got invited out to karaoke today.
[13:20] Akari
Apparently, we'll be singing with
some guys from some boys' school.
[13:23] Akari
What? Does that bother you? Tee-hee!
[13:25] Akari
Are you jealous?
[13:27] Jiro
No!
[13:28] Jiro
You're fine for the test, then?
[13:31] Akari
Totally fine!
[13:33] Akari
It'll be fine. Everything'll work out somehow.
[13:36] Jiro
"Somehow"?
[13:38] Jiro
Aren't there subjects you're not as good at,
or areas you don't understand?
[13:43] Akari
Areas I don't understand, huh?
[13:46] Akari
Hmm... What were the areas again?
[13:50] Jiro
Watanabe, look me in the
eye and say that to me.
[13:53] Akari
I-If I start working hard tomorrow...
[13:56] Akari
it'll be fine.
[13:59] Jiro
Let's head home.
[14:00] Akari
I can't! They asked for me.
[14:03] Jiro
Look, what if you have to
take supplementary lessons?
[14:06] Jiro
You'll end up even farther from Tenjin!
[14:08] Akari
Yeah, but...
[14:09] Jiro
But nothing!
[14:11] Jiro
You can hang out with your friends anytime!
[14:12] Akari
It's not like that!
[14:14] Akari
It's the guys who asked for me, not my friends.
[14:17] Akari
That's harder to turn down.
[14:18] Jiro
Guys? Well, I'm asking for you here, too.
[14:22] Jiro
Let's go, Watanabe.
[14:27] Akari
All right! I get it already, okay?
[14:31] Akari
This sucks.
[14:32] Akari
You're way too desperate about this.
[14:35] Akari
Just because Sakurazaka-san's involved...
[14:39] Mei
Oh, I get it! I just have to go like this!
[14:42] Shiori
All that's left is applying it in practice.
[14:44] Mei
You're amazing, Shiori.
[14:46] Mei
You make it so easy to understand!
[14:48] Mei
Man, these special tests...
[14:51] Mei
You're probably feeling good
with Tenjin as your partner,
[14:54] Mei
but there were a bunch of pairs
who were panicking about them.
[14:57] Shiori
But you pick things up
quickly, so you'll be fine!
[15:01] Mei
I'm confident when it comes to sports,
[15:04] Mei
but with academics, not so much.
[15:07] Mei
But I feel like I might just
manage this. Thanks!
[15:10] Shiori
I'm glad.
[15:11] Mei
As thanks, I'll give you a lecture on how
to plan for things of that other type.
[15:15] Shiori
What other type?
[15:17] Mei
The kissing type.
[15:20] Shiori
Mei-chan!
[15:22] Mei
Man, I laughed so hard about
what happened two days ago.
[15:26] Shiori
Oh, come on!
[15:27] Mei
Yakuin being the way Yakuin is,
and you being the way you are...
[15:30] Shiori
Stop talking about it!
[15:40] Mei
By the way, last time...
[15:45] Akari
I don't wanna do this anymore! I need a break!
[15:47] Jiro
You've only solved a
handful of problems, though.
[15:52] Jiro
This is bad.
[15:53] Jiro
She picks things up fast when I teach her,
[15:55] Jiro
but she just fundamentally hates studying.
[16:00] Jiro
Come on, let's just try for a little longer.
[16:02] Jiro
I can help you a little with math,
and we can tackle the rest together, okay?
[16:07] Akari
Yeah?
[16:09] Akari
For Sakurazaka-san's sake, right?
[16:12] Jiro
Huh? Sorry, what did you say?
[16:15] Akari
Nothing.
[16:34] Akari
Hey, Jiro. Let's do something
more fun than studying.
[16:39] Akari
What do you want to do?
[16:41] Akari
Whatever you want to do, I'll do it with you.
[16:45] Akari
Well?
[16:47] Akari
What shall we do?
[16:56] Jiro
S-Study! We're going to study!
[17:00] Akari
Ugh. Study, study. My ears hurt.
[17:03] Akari
My plan failed.
[17:05] Jiro
Listen—
[17:06] Akari
You're so dense.
[17:08] Jiro
What made you think a blatant
strategy like that would work?
[17:10] Jiro
I swear...
[17:13] Jiro
Hey, Watanabe. You did this right up to here.
[17:16] Akari
Really?!
[17:17] Jiro
Yeah.
[17:19] Jiro
Try solving it like you
did the one before it.
[17:22] Akari
Um, so... 2x is t, right?
[17:25] Akari
So this comes first...
[17:28] Akari
Oh, man! I think I get it!
[17:34] Akari
It...
[17:36] Akari
It's over!
[17:38] Jiro
You worked really hard!
[17:40] Jiro
We made it further than I thought we would.
[17:42] Akari
I told you it wouldn't
be a problem, didn't I?
[17:46] Akari
I might seriously be a genius.
[17:48] Jiro
Yeah. You might be right.
[17:50] Jiro
She's the type that improves
through obvious praise.
[17:53] Jiro
Wh-What? I really do think that!
[17:57] Akari
Thanks, Jiro-sensei.
[18:00] Akari
Just kidding!
[18:03] Akari
Your heart just started racing, didn't it?
[18:05] Akari
Guys seem to like that
sort of thing. Why is that?
[18:08] Jiro
How am I supposed to know?
[18:10] Jiro
Come on. Let's get this cleaned
up and have something to eat.
[18:13] Akari
Okay. Let's do that, Sensei.
[18:17] Jiro
What is this? She's really
pestering me a lot today.
[18:19] Akari
So how about that one?
[18:21] Akari
Did that make your heart race?
[18:23] Jiro
My heart did not race, then or now.
[18:26] Jiro
Stop that! Come on, just clean up!
[18:29] Akari
It's infuriating.
[18:31] Akari
You're just Jiro, but you're
better at academics than me.
[18:33] Akari
At least get a little wound up.
I feel like I'm losing here.
[18:37] Jiro
Get wound up? Look, this isn't
about winning or losing—
[18:42] Jiro
Huh?! Wait... H-Hey!
[18:46] Akari
Then how about this?
[18:50] Akari
Is your heart racing now?
[18:53] Akari
You're ignoring me again!
That really pisses me off, you know!
[18:56] Jiro
Remember!
[18:57] Jiro
Remember that grotesque scene
from the movie you saw yesterday!
[19:03] Jiro
Wait!
[19:03] Akari
You're always sneaking glances, right?
[19:06] Akari
Go on. You can look.
[19:13] Jiro
Shit! Not this again!
[19:17] Jiro
Don't you dare lose, me!
[19:27] Akari
Why...
[19:31] Jiro
Damn it!
[19:42] Akari
Hey, the sound of your heart
is pretty wild right now.
[19:47] Akari
It's pounding so hard.
[19:50] Jiro
It is.
[19:51] Akari
Welp, you lose. Too bad for you.
[20:01] Akari
Wait, huh?
[20:02] Akari
Hurry up and get off me.
[20:05] Akari
Why does your face look so serious?
[20:08] Akari
You can't, okay?
[20:11] Akari
Wait... Your hand!
[20:12] Akari
Are you listening?
[20:24] Akari
I said you can't!
[20:35] Akari
Jiro...
[20:41] Akari
Wait, Jiro!
[20:42] Akari
Your nose is bleeding!
[20:49] Akari
Oh my God! You're adorable!
[20:52] Jiro
Damn it! Whose fault do you think this is?
[20:54] Jiro
I really messed up!
[20:57] Jiro
Thank you, nosebleed! You saved me.
[21:00] Jiro
And anyway...
[21:02] Jiro
You've been acting weird all day.
[21:04] Akari
Only because you're so desperate not
to let Sakurazaka-san leave you behind.
[21:08] Jiro
What?
[21:09] Akari
You seemed so impatient and panicked.
I just wanted to get you to take a breath.
[21:14] Jiro
I'm not working this
frantically just for myself.
[21:18] Jiro
The sooner you can pair with
Tenjin, the better, right?
[21:21] Jiro
You're the one who always earns us points.
[21:24] Jiro
I'm the one who holds us back.
[21:26] Jiro
I mean, I'm sure you'd have done well
no matter who you were paired with.
[21:30] Jiro
I know how much you've helped me.
[21:33] Jiro
I figured, with something like academics,
I might be able to help you a bit, too,
[21:38] Jiro
even at my level.
[21:42] Akari
Don't try to act cool with
a tissue stuck up your nose.
[21:45] Jiro
Shut up! Would you just let that go already?!
[21:48] Jiro
Don't say anything about it at school!
SIGN Jiro
[21:55] Akari
If we keep going like this and reach A-rank,
[21:57] Akari
and Jiro and I change our pairing...
[22:00] Akari
For the rest of my life, I'll never say
"Welcome home" or "I'm back" to Jiro again.
[22:05] Akari
And these clothes that smell
of the same fabric softener
[22:08] Akari
will each take on different scents.
[22:12] Akari
But that's the right choice, isn't it?
[22:15] Akari
Because all of this is only study.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Jiro
I got a lower score on our modern
Japanese test than Akari did!
SIGN Underlined 3 "What can be gained from finding something more enjoyable than studying? Imagine it and write about it."
[23:53] Jiro
"Imagine something more fun than
studying and write about it."
[23:55] Jiro
What kind of question is that?!
[23:57] (Flashback) Akari
Hey, Jiro. Let's do something
more fun than studying.
[24:02] Jiro
Self-control!
[24:04] Jiro
Nothing I came up with
was appropriate to write!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.
[24:06] Jiro
Next time, "A Male Virgin,
but No Female Virgin."
E6 - A Male Virgin, but No Female Virgin.
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[00:01] Akari
Come in.
[00:03] Jiro
Morning.
[00:04] Akari
Good morning, Yakuin.
[00:06] Akari
The curling iron's still hot,
so be careful, okay?
[00:09] Jiro
Okay.
[00:10] Jiro
Did she call me by my last name?
[00:11] Jiro
Feels like it's been ages since she did that.
[00:15] Akari
Sorry, Yakuin.
[00:16] Akari
We ran out of coffee, so it's hot milk today.
[00:20] Jiro
Okay.
[00:22] Jiro
She really is calling me by my last name.
[00:24] Jiro
It doesn't seem like she's angry
with me or anything, but...
[00:29] Akari
Oh, yeah. They're gonna start posting
the midterm updates today, right?
[00:33] Jiro
Yeah. They're gonna come
through the app, right?
[00:36] Akari
We studied hard for the special tests,
so we should be in a good place.
[00:40] Jiro
Thanks.
[00:43] Akari
Oh, jeez.
[00:44] Akari
You've got some bedhead here, Yakuin.
[00:47] Akari
I'll fix it for you later, okay?
[00:49] Jiro
S-Sure.
[00:51] Akari
Oh, that's right!
[00:53] Jiro
Aside from using my last name,
she's acting normal...
[00:55] Jiro
or, actually, in a really good mood?
[00:59] Akari
Look! Sachi gave me
these chocolates yesterday!
[01:02] Akari
She said it's the super fancy stuff!
[01:04] Akari
Let's eat them together tonight!
[01:07] Jiro
Sure.
[01:08] Akari
I can't wait!
[01:09] Jiro
What is this?
[01:11] Jiro
What's going on?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
SIGN girlfriend suddenly calling you by last name
[02:47] Kamo
What?
[02:48] Kamo
Why are you searching for that?
[02:50] Kamo
Did you find yourself a girlfriend?
[02:52] Jiro
Yeah, right.
[02:54] Jiro
It's about Watanabe.
[02:56] Kamo
What?
[02:57] Kamo
You're trying to use real-life
crowdsourced knowledge on Akari-chan?
[03:01] Kamo
You of all people?
[03:03] Jiro
Whose side are you on?
[03:06] Jiro
Actually, do you and your wife argue?
[03:09] Kamo
We sure do!
[03:10] Kamo
Not long ago, she was irritated all day.
[03:13] Kamo
So I asked, "Is it your period?"
and patted her tummy,
[03:15] Kamo
and she wouldn't even talk
to me for a while after that.
[03:18] Jiro
You are a shining example of how
to get a woman to hate a man.
[03:21] Kamo
That's right. Bow down to me.
[03:23] Kamo
Actually, I wish my wife
would just tell me things.
[03:27] Kamo
If she said she wanted me
to leave her alone, I would.
SIGN Will do
SIGN Read
SIGN I'm buying shampoo on the way home.
Which do you want?
[03:29] Jiro
It'd help a lot if they'd just say something.
[03:32] Kamo
Exactly.
SIGN You can pick
[03:36] Mei
I'm sorry I wasn't mindful enough to notice.
[03:42] Mei
But I just can't see you that way.
[03:45] underclassman
That's all right!
[03:46] underclassman
I'm in love with you, Mei-senpai!
[03:49] Kamo
Looks like the rumors were true.
[03:51] Jiro
What do you mean?
[03:53] Kamo
Apparently, Hamano Mei is
super popular with the girls.
[03:56] Kamo
There was a time when everyone
was talking about it.
[03:59] Jiro
Huh...
[04:00] Jiro
Wait, what does sneaking
around like this say about us?
[04:06] Mei
Thank you for falling in love with me.
[04:08] Mei
Your feelings make me super happy.
[04:11] Mei
Come on. You've gotta smile so you can
find someone a lot better than me.
[04:17] underclassman
Then, just once...
[04:20] underclassman
Please call me by my name!
[04:22] Mei
All right.
[04:23] Mei
Once I let you go,
you can't cry anymore, okay,
[04:26] Mei
Manami?
[04:27] underclassman
Okay.
[04:30] Kamo
I don't know why, but I feel a
tremendous sense of utter defeat.
[04:34] Jiro
Same.
[04:39] Jiro
"I'm sorry I wasn't mindful
enough to notice," huh?
[04:45] Jiro
It's no use!
[04:47] Jiro
I thought it over all day,
and I still don't get it!
[04:50] Jiro
What is it that I'm supposed to notice?
[04:53] Jiro
Why is she calling me by my last name?
[04:56] underclassman
Please call me by my name!
[04:59] (Flashback) Akari
...if you happened to be by my side,
[05:01] (Flashback) Akari
and called me by my name...
[05:04] Jiro
Nah, that can't be it.
[05:09] Jiro
It can't be... Right?
[05:12] Akari
I'm back!
[05:16] Jiro
She's back.
[05:17] Jiro
Should I try calling her
by name just to check?
[05:19] Jiro
But if I'm wrong,
it'll be embarrassing as hell!
[05:22] Akari
Hey!
[05:23] Jiro
Yes?!
[05:23] Akari
Did you see the midterm updates?
[05:26] Jiro
N-No, but... right now, that's not really...
[05:27] Akari
Look at our ranking!
SIGN 7th
SIGN Kasugahara Kyo
Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN 8th
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
SIGN 9th
SIGN Sanada Nobuyuki
Honda Matsuko
[05:29] Jiro
E-Eighth?!
[05:31] Akari
That's right!
[05:32] Jiro
For real?
[05:33] Akari
For real!
[05:33] Jiro
For really real?
[05:34] Akari
For really real!
[05:36] Akari
We did it!
[05:38] Akari
Oh my God, we did it! I'm so happy!
[05:41] Jiro
Yay!
[05:43] Jiro
B-B-But first, can I take my shower?
[05:46] Akari
Oh.
[05:49] Akari
This shampoo was definitely the right choice!
[05:52] Akari
It smells so nice!
[05:53] Akari
And it says it'll make your hair super silky.
[05:56] Akari
Wouldn't that be hilarious?
A super silky Yakuin.
[06:00] Jiro
She seriously isn't calling me
by my first name anymore.
[06:03] (Flashback) Akari
I really like my name, you know?
[06:07] Akari
I'm gonna start the hair dryer now.
[06:10] Jiro
Akari.
[06:11] Akari
Yakuin, it's not too hot, is it?
[06:14] Jiro
Akari.
[06:15] Akari
Hey, Yakuin?
[06:17] Jiro
Akari.
[06:19] Jiro
Akari.
[06:21] Jiro
Huh? Wait...
[06:23] Jiro
I wasn't... That was...
[06:25] Akari
What is it, Jiro?
[06:28] Jiro
Huh? Wait, did I actually...
hit the nail on the head?
[06:33] Jiro
A-Akari.
[06:36] Akari
What is it, Jiro?
[06:38] Jiro
So she really did want me
to call her by her name?
[06:42] Jiro
Wait...
[06:44] Jiro
What?
[06:45] Jiro
Akari.
[06:46] Akari
Jeez...
[06:47] Akari
If you don't need anything,
don't say my name like that.
[06:50] Jiro
Crap. I'm gonna start grinning.
[06:53] Jiro
Akari.
[06:55] Akari
Stop. Don't look at my face right now.
[06:58] Jiro
Th-There's no need to be that embarrassed.
[07:01] Akari
I'm not embarrassed!
[07:02] Jiro
That's hot! Okay, you're not embarrassed!
Of course you're not embarrassed!
[07:05] Jiro
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[07:07] Akari
I mean, we are technically
a married couple, so...
[07:09] Jiro
Huh?
[07:12] Akari
I'd prefer if you'd keep calling me "Akari."
[07:14] Akari
That's how...
[07:18] Akari
I like it.
[07:20] Akari
We only have a little longer to go,
[07:22] Akari
so please just indulge me, Jiro.
[07:26] Jiro
That's right.
[07:28] Jiro
Things will eventually go
back to the way they were.
[07:31] Jiro
She'll go back to being
Watanabe, my classmate.
SIGN Kasugahara Kyo
Sangamori Hatsune
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
SIGN Sanada Nobuyuki
Honda Matsuko
[07:45] Mei
For real?
[07:47] male students
That way!
[07:47] Mei
This is bad, Shiori!
[07:48] male students
Defense! Defense!
[07:50] Mei
If you don't commit to doing something,
you're gonna lose Yakuin!
[07:53] Shiori
Th-This again?
[07:55] Mei
You didn't make any progress when
you had class duty together.
[08:00] Mei
At this rate, it'll all be over
before he even notices anything.
[08:02] Mei
People like Yakuin tend to
go where they're pushed.
[08:06] Mei
If you want to date him, you have
to do more than his wife is doing!
[08:09] Shiori
Th-That's easy to say...
[08:12] Mei
It's possible that they've
at least kissed already.
[08:15] Mei
If you let your guard down, they might
end up doing even more than that.
[08:19] Shiori
M-More than that?
[08:21] Mei
For now, I'll get things set up for you.
[08:25] boy 1
Oh, crap!
[08:26] boy 2
Heads up!
[08:32] Mei
Hey! Shiori!
[08:33] male students
Is she okay?!
[08:34] male students
Oh, shit...
[08:36] Jiro
Shiori collapsed?
[08:38] Mei
She's resting in the nurse's office.
You should go see her.
[08:41] Jiro
Huh? Me?
[08:42] Mei
You got something else to do?
[08:44] Jiro
No, but... I mean... I don't really
have a reason to go see her.
[08:49] Mei
Do you need a reason to check
on someone who's unwell?
[08:51] Mei
Are you embarrassed to say
you're worried about her?
[08:55] Mei
If you don't want to go,
that's a different story.
[08:58] Mei
But if you're just trying to protect
some weird sense of pride, just go.
[09:02] Mei
Here. Take this with you.
[09:06] Mei
I just don't get it, Shiori.
[09:08] Mei
What do you like about a coward like him?
SIGN Oh, yeah!
SIGN I sent Yakuin to you.
SIGN Read
[09:16] Shiori
Mei-chan! This is too sudden!
[09:30] Shiori
You can do this, me!
[09:33] Jiro
Excuse me.
[09:35] Jiro
Huh? Where's the nurse?
[09:37] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[09:41] Jiro
Shiori?
[09:45] Shiori
You came to see me?
[09:47] Shiori
Come on in.
[09:49] Jiro
O-Okay.
[09:52] Jiro
Are you feeling better now?
[09:53] Shiori
Yeah, thanks. Sorry for making you worry.
[09:58] Shiori
But I'm happy you came to see me.
[10:02] Jiro
Um, Hamano sent these.
I'll leave them here.
[10:06] Jiro
Huh? You already have some.
[10:08] Shiori
Oh, Minami-kun brought those.
[10:12] Jiro
Oh, right. Yeah, that makes sense.
[10:15] Jiro
You're married, after all.
[10:18] Shiori
It seems like things are going well.
[10:20] Jiro
Huh?
[10:21] Shiori
With you and Watanabe-san.
You made it to eighth place, right?
[10:24] Jiro
Oh... Nah, it's more like things
are finally working out.
[10:27] Jiro
We're always arguing,
so we lose points a lot.
[10:30] Shiori
That sounds nice.
[10:31] Shiori
I kinda want to try arguing with you, too.
[10:34] Jiro
Why?!
[10:36] Shiori
Well, I've known you for such a long time,
[10:38] Shiori
but I've never seen you angry before.
[10:42] Shiori
If I became your wife,
would I be able to see that, too?
[10:48] Shiori
Oh, I'm just talking about the practical!
[10:51] Jiro
R-Right.
[10:53] Shiori
I've been feeling anxious.
[10:55] Shiori
I'm in high school now, but I
still get nervous around boys.
[10:59] Shiori
I'm a pain to deal with, huh?
[11:00] Jiro
Not at all!
[11:02] Shiori
But all the girls around me keep
getting more and more mature,
[11:06] Shiori
and I'm still a child.
[11:09] Jiro
So things with Tenjin haven't
gotten... more mature?
[11:12] Jiro
Like, you know... kissing or whatever?
[11:16] Shiori
We don't do that kind of thing!
[11:18] Shiori
And even if things went that
way with the person I loved,
[11:22] Shiori
I'd be terrible at it,
and they'd get sick of me.
[11:24] Jiro
That wouldn't happen!
[11:26] Jiro
Someone's first time is always precious.
[11:28] Jiro
If it was me, I'd be happy
no matter what form it took!
[11:33] Shiori
H-Hey... You said before that
[11:36] Shiori
if there was anything you could
do to help, you would, right?
[11:41] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
[11:42] Shiori
Will you do me the favor I'm about to ask?
[11:44] Jiro
Huh?
[11:46] Shiori
I want you to practice with me.
[11:50] Shiori
K...
[11:51] Shiori
Kissing.
[11:56] Shiori
I-If you don't want to, that's totally okay!
[11:58] Shiori
Sorry for just springing that on you!
[12:00] Shiori
It's an imposition, right? I mean,
you have Watanabe-san now...
[12:04] Jiro
Why?
[12:05] Shiori
Huh?
[12:06] Jiro
Why me?
[12:09] Shiori
You're the only one I could
ask to do this. I'm sorry.
[12:13] Jiro
I don't mind at all.
[12:14] Jiro
We can practice, but, um...
[12:16] Jiro
I'm probably not very good at it.
[12:19] Jiro
Y-You're seriously okay with it being me?
[12:27] Shiori
If you would, I'd appreciate it.
[12:31] Jiro
Th-Then...
[12:35] Shiori
Oh, gosh, my heart is racing so fast!
[12:39] Jiro
So is mine.
[12:41] Shiori
That makes me happy.
Our hearts are racing together.
[12:45] Jiro
I don't think it's possible...
[12:47] Jiro
but if Shiori... is actually serious about me...
[12:51] Mei
But if you're just trying to protect
some weird sense of pride, just go.
[12:55] Jiro
That's right! I have to go for it!
[13:00] Jiro
If I don't go for it now...
[13:07] Shiori
Wait, Jiro-kun!
[13:09] Shiori
Let's not do this after all!
[13:11] Shiori
We're not married.
It probably wouldn't be right.
[13:16] Sachi
Excuse me.
[13:18] Sachi
Let me take a nap here, Sensei.
[13:20] Sachi
Wait, no one's here.
[13:26] Sachi
Ugh! You're at school, you know!
[13:29] Sachi
Sorry for bothering you!
[13:47] Jiro
S-Sorry!
[13:48] Jiro
That was an accident!
[13:52] Shiori
Y-Yeah, I know. It's okay.
[13:55] Shiori
So, um, Jiro-kun, I'll be
okay on my own now, so...
[14:00] Jiro
R-R-Really? Th-Then I'll get going.
SIGN Can I hang out with Sachi and
the others after school?
SIGN Will you be able to
find something to eat?
SIGN Jirooooo!
SIGN Can I hang out with Sachi and
the others after school?
SIGN Will you be able to
find something to eat?
SIGN Jirooooo!
SIGN Please answer me!
[14:24] Akari
Don't ignore me, you idiot.
[14:26] Sachi
Akari! So this is where you've been.
[14:29] Akari
Sachi? Weren't you going to
the nurse's office to skip class?
[14:33] Sachi
I tried, but it wasn't gonna happen.
[14:35] Sachi
When I went in, other
people were there already.
[14:37] Sachi
Between the curtains, I could
see the shoes of a guy and a girl.
[14:40] Sachi
And the bed was creaking.
[14:42] Akari
Huh? What do you mean?
You think they were doing that?
[14:45] Sachi
What else could a guy and a girl
be doing to make a bed creak?
[14:49] Sachi
Seriously, what the hell are they thinking?
SIGN Sorry.
Shiori collapsed, so I
was in the nurse's office.
SIGN Got it.
SIGN Jirooooo!
SIGN Please answer me!
SIGN Sorry.
Shiori collapsed, so I
was in the nurse's office.
SIGN Got it.
[14:56] Akari
No way.
[14:57] Sachi
Akari? What is it?
[15:01] Akari
Jiro...
[15:09] (Flashback) Akari
Let's eat it together!
SIGN 7/5 Wednesday
[15:14] Jiro
Akari's pretty late.
SIGN Sorry we couldn't do an all-nighter
SIGN You seem down. What's wrong?
If it's something you can talk about, tell us
SIGN Natsumi's worried about you, too
[15:28] manager
Oh, Mikkun, you were about
to clock out, weren't you?
[15:31] manager
Sorry. I just need whipped cream on this.
[15:33] Minami
Got it.
[15:35] manager
The one who ordered it is a serious gyaru,
[15:38] manager
but she seemed kinda down, so you
can give her a little extra for free.
[15:41] Minami
Really?
[15:47] manager
Thank you for waiting!
[15:48] manager
Please enjoy at your leisure.
[15:51] Akari
It's so good! And sweet!
[15:54] Akari
Huh?
SIGN Extra whipped cream on the house.
Hope it cheers you up.
[15:58] Akari
Huh? Oh, crap! Did it show on my face?
[16:00] Akari
How embarrassing!
[16:04] Akari
Oh, I get it. I'm...
[16:06] Akari
feeling depressed.
[16:09] Akari
That guy's actually really nice.
[16:15] Akari
Did Jiro really do that with Sakurazaka-san?
[16:19] Akari
He said she's his first love, right?
[16:22] Akari
Having your first time be with your
first love would make anyone happy.
[16:28] Akari
Just because Jiro and
Sakurazaka-san are together now
[16:31] Akari
doesn't mean anything's changed.
[16:33] Akari
Jiro and I are a married
couple right now, that's all.
[16:37] Akari
It's nothing more than that, and yet...
[16:40] Akari
If I open this door right now,
[16:42] Akari
I feel like there'll be a
Jiro there that I don't know.
[16:49] Akari
Is he already asleep?
[16:58] Akari
Why are you sleeping there?
[17:00] Akari
And why are all your dirty
clothes scattered everywhere?
[17:03] Akari
I told you not to roll up
your socks like that!
[17:06] Akari
What am I, your mother?
[17:08] Akari
Come on! I'm stepping on
the pedal, but it won't...
[17:12] Akari
Argh!
[17:17] Akari
Got it!
[17:18] Akari
Ugh!
[17:19] Akari
I'm gonna start throwing my
dirty clothes everywhere, too!
[17:22] Akari
Are you okay with that?
[17:23] Akari
And if you're going to sleep,
sleep in your room!
[17:26] Akari
And you could at least vacuum!
SIGN 7/5 Wednesday
SIGN I just found out...
Those chocolates have whiskey in them!
You haven't eaten them, have you?!
[17:28] Akari
Learn to cook something!
[17:30] Akari
And I'm shouting here, so wake up already!
[17:33] Akari
Jeez... My depression just disappeared.
[17:37] Akari
The table's all messy, too...
[17:42] Akari
You were waiting for me?
[17:48] Akari
Idiot.
[17:51] Akari
Hey, Jiro? Are you listening?
[18:09] Akari
You're really not gonna wake up?
[18:11] Akari
Are you alive?
[18:12] Akari
Your wife is taking off her
clothes here, you know.
[18:19] Akari
Hey, Jiro...
[18:21] Akari
Is this what you did in the nurse's office?
[18:25] Akari
Or was it...
[18:27] Akari
something far beyond this
that I don't even know about?
[18:31] Akari
Did you go off and become
an adult without me?
[18:35] Akari
I'd hate that. Don't leave me behind.
[18:39] Akari
You know, I really will
cheer you on in your love.
[18:44] Akari
So just for now, while I'm
your wife, could you wait?
[18:48] Akari
Please, Jiro.
[18:57] Jiro
Ow, my arm...
[19:02] Jiro
Wha?!
[19:03] Jiro
Why? Why is she sleeping next to me?!
[19:07] Jiro
And what happened to her clothes?!
[19:12] Akari
Good morning, Jiro.
[19:16] Akari
What's wrong? I said good morning.
[19:19] Akari
Hey!
[19:21] Akari
Huh? What? What's wrong with you?
[19:23] Jiro
That's what I want to ask you!
[19:25] Jiro
Wh-What happened to your clothes?
I can see everything!
[19:30] Jiro
You didn't even realize it?!
[19:33] Jiro
I have a ton of questions,
but first, please put some clothes on.
[19:37] Jiro
We can talk after—
[19:38] Akari
What's the point now?
[19:40] Akari
You're the one who took them off of me.
[19:45] Akari
Wow, you're scum! You really
forgot what happened last night?
[19:49] Jiro
H-Hang on. Time out.
[19:50] Jiro
What?
[19:51] Akari
You really don't remember! What a jerk!
[19:54] Akari
Even after all you did to me...
[19:57] Akari
Don't!
[19:58] Jiro
After "all" I did?!
[20:00] Jiro
Wait, wait. I have absolutely
no memory of anything.
[20:03] Jiro
Does that mean we did it?
[20:05] Jiro
That we went as far as it's possible to go?
[20:09] Jiro
No, wait.
[20:10] Jiro
She has Tenjin, but she'd
let me have her body?
[20:12] Jiro
Yeah, as if things would ever get
like that between us, anyway...
[20:19] Jiro
Except they already did!
[20:22] Jiro
Wait!
[20:23] Jiro
I'm not a virgin anymore?
[20:24] Akari
Huh? Wh-Why are you asking me?!
[20:27] Akari
Let go of me, you idiot!
[20:29] Jiro
Oh, s-sorry.
[20:31] Jiro
If we really did do it, I'd be
absolute scum not to remember, right?
[20:36] Jiro
I mean, it probably...
[20:38] Jiro
wasn't just my first time.
[20:41] Akari
Hey, Jiro...
[20:42] Akari
Was last night your first time?
[20:44] Jiro
Last night?!
[20:45] Jiro
If it happened... then it was.
[20:48] Akari
Really?
[20:49] Akari
If you're lying, you don't get any dinner.
[20:52] Jiro
It was. Why would I lie about that now?
[20:56] Akari
I see.
[20:58] Akari
So it was.
[21:00] Jiro
Also... sorry.
[21:01] Akari
Huh?
[21:02] Jiro
I mean, since I was a virgin...
[21:05] Jiro
I probably put most of the burden on you.
[21:08] Jiro
It must have been difficult
and painful because of m—
[21:11] Akari
I was lying.
[21:12] Jiro
Huh?
[21:13] Akari
I lied.
[21:15] Akari
Isn't that obvious?
[21:16] Akari
Of course it was all a lie!
[21:18] Akari
Talk about hilarious!
[21:20] Jiro
You...
[21:21] Jiro
You've gotta be kidding me!
[21:24] Akari
You fell for it!
[21:26] Akari
You should know I'm not that easy!
[21:30] Jiro
Jeez... There are some lies that
are just not okay, you know!
[21:34] Jiro
But, yeah... Yeah, of course.
[21:36] Akari
Come on. You could act a little
disappointed, couldn't you?
[21:40] Jiro
Well, of course I'm disappointed.
[21:45] Jiro
I mean, I'm still a virgin.
[21:48] Jiro
Ow! That hurts! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[21:50] Jiro
I'm sorry!
[21:51] Jiro
Of course you'd never do that
with a guy like me, right?
[21:54] Jiro
I was being presumptuous!
[21:55] Akari
It's not that!
[21:57] Akari
I'd never do that when I know
you have Sakurazaka-san.
[22:01] Jiro
Huh? What did you say?
[22:04] Akari
"I hate that my first time was
with a girl I don't even love."
[22:07] Akari
"I wish it had been Sakurazaka-san instead."
[22:09] Akari
That's how you felt, right?
[22:10] Jiro
Hey, I can't hear you!
[22:12] Akari
Why don't you just say that?
[22:14] Jiro
I don't know what you're saying!
[22:16] Akari
I hate you, Jiro.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:51] Shiori
What a nice feeling. I'd like
to fall asleep just like this.
[23:55] Shiori
Jiro-kun, come to me.
[23:57] Jiro
Shiori!
[23:57] Shiori
There's one Jiro-kun.
[23:59] Jiro
Shiori!
[23:59] Shiori
And two Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Shiori
There's three Jiro-kuns.
[24:01] Jiro
Shiori!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Fireworks, but No Embrace.
[24:07] Mei
Next time, "Fireworks, but No Embrace."
E7 - Fireworks, but No Embrace.
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[00:03] Kamo
Did something happen
between you and your wife?
[00:07] Jiro
What d'you mean?
[00:08] Kamo
Every break, you run away and hide here.
[00:12] Kamo
It made me wonder if you
didn't want to see her.
[00:14] Jiro
N-Nothing special happened.
[00:16] Kamo
Huh...
[00:18] Jiro
I mean, Akari's been the
same as always since then.
[00:21] Kamo
Oh, the Slie Pinca Dold
spell works on that guy.
[00:25] Jiro
Sleeping cuddled?
[00:27] Jiro
No, not "sleeping cuddled"!
He said "Slie Pinca Dold"!
[00:33] Shiori
It's going to take a while to move all these.
[00:37] Natsumi
Those going to the trash pickup site?
[00:38] Sachi
They must be heavy. We'll carry them.
[00:41] Natsumi
Peace!
[00:42] Shiori
Ohashi-san! Takamiya-san!
[00:44] Shiori
Thank you.
[00:45] Natsumi
Leave it to us! This'll be
a piece of cake for Sachi!
[00:48] Sachi
Hey, you're helping, too!
[00:50] Sachi
But for real, who would dump
all this on just one person?
[00:53] Shiori
I didn't have anything else to do,
so I ended up saying I'd do it.
[00:57] Natsumi
Sakurazaka-san, you're way too nice.
[00:59] Sachi
Hey, you there! Slouchy!
[01:02] Sachi
Come here.
[01:03] Kamo
She means you.
[01:04] Jiro
She means you.
[01:05] Kamo
Otakus first.
[01:06] Jiro
That's you, too!
[01:06] Sachi
I mean both of you! You're both slouching!
[01:07] Kamo
No, no, no!
[01:09] Sachi
Get over here and help Sakurazaka-san.
[01:13] Jiro
Shiori?
[01:14] Jiro
You gotta be kidding me!
[01:18] Kamo
Can someone so slouchy even
be of service, I wonder?
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SIGN Natsumi "Of course you can! We're relying on you, my man♥"
[01:22] Natsumi
Of course you can!
We're relying on you, my man!
[01:26] Kamo
Taking out the trash is life!
Taking out the trash is everything!
[01:29] Kamo
I'd whale in a game to take out trash!
[01:31] Jiro
I worry for his future.
[01:33] Sachi
You, too, Akari's husband.
Stop spacing out and get moving.
[01:36] Jiro
Yes, ma'am!
[01:37] Sachi
How should we divide it up?
[01:39] Natsumi
The two of us will take these three.
One for me, two for Glasses-kun.
[01:43] Kamo
Absolutely!
[01:44] Sachi
Okay.
[01:45] Sachi
I can handle these two, so Sakurazaka-san
and Slouchy-kun can take that big one.
[01:50] Shiori
T-Takamiya-san, please,
let's carry it together!
[01:54] Shiori
...carry it together!
[01:56] Jiro
Sob.
SIGN Jiro has suffered
near-fatal damage
[02:00] Kamo
Hey, what's wrong? Got the runs?
[02:02] Kamo
The restroom in the gym is the closest.
[02:05] Jiro
My heart...
[02:06] Kamo
Huh?
[02:07] Sachi
Sorry. I guess most people wouldn't
want to do this as a guy-girl pair, huh?
[02:10] Sachi
Pair up with me instead.
[02:13] Shiori
Okay. Thank you.
[02:16] Natsumi
Um...
SIGN Josui Ryokuchi
[02:23] Akari
Yum! This new flavor is amazing!
[02:27] Sachi; Natsumi
Right? Right?
[02:28] Sachi
It's yummy, right?
[02:29] Natsumi
It's crazy good, isn't it?
[02:33] Sachi; Natsumi
Hey, do you...
[02:36] Natsumi
My question will take a while,
so you go ahead, Sachi.
[02:39] Sachi
Well, mine isn't exactly light
conversation either, so I'll go after.
[02:42] Natsumi
Mine's probably heavier.
[02:44] Sachi
No, no, I know mine is...
[02:46] Akari
Just play rock-paper-scissors!
[02:49] Sachi; Natsumi
Rock, paper, scissors!
[02:51] Akari; Natsumi
Go ahead!
[02:54] Sachi
Akari!
[02:55] Akari
Huh?
[02:56] Sachi
So... If you're being totally honest,
what do you think of Yakuin?
[03:00] Sachi
You've avoided the topic all this time...
[03:03] Sachi
But it's not like you don't feel
anything for him at all, right?
[03:07] Akari
I-It's not... I mean...
[03:10] Sachi
Oh, jeez. She's not even denying it anymore.
[03:14] Sachi
I get it. I mean, I'm your best friend.
[03:16] Sachi
That's why it really hurts
to watch you right now.
[03:19] Natsumi
Akari, what about Minami-kun?
[03:21] Natsumi
Before, you'd squee just from
seeing his name on the class roster.
[03:25] Akari
Minami-kun and Sakurazaka-san
seem to really be hitting it off.
[03:29] Akari
It makes me wonder if I'm
just getting in the way.
[03:32] Sachi
Of course you're not!
[03:34] Sachi
Everyone's just trying to
look good for the practical.
[03:37] Akari
But...
[03:37] Natsumi
And it's not like we're saying you
shouldn't turn toward Virgin-kun.
[03:42] Natsumi
I just don't want you to get
swept up in the mood, that's all.
[03:45] Sachi
That's right.
[03:47] Sachi
Yakuin might've been like that with
any wife, even if it wasn't you.
[03:51] Sachi
Just give it some calm, rational thought.
[03:54] Akari
Even if it wasn't me... You're right.
[03:58] Natsumi
Akari! Cheer up!
[04:01] Sachi
That's right. Quit moping around.
[04:03] Sachi
It's not like those two are
your only options, anyway.
[04:07] Akari
That tickles, you two!
[04:11] Akari
I'll see you tomorrow!
[04:14] Natsumi
See you tomorrow!
[04:17] Natsumi
Hey, Virgin-kun and Sakurazaka-san
haven't started dating, right?
[04:23] Sachi
I don't know. It seemed like something
happened between them, but...
[04:25] Natsumi
Akari doesn't know about
Sakurazaka-san's feelings, right?
[04:29] Natsumi
What if Akari says she really
wants to be with Virgin-kun?
[04:33] Sachi
That'd be fine.
[04:34] Sachi
It's not like Akari has to give up
on him because of Sakurazaka-san.
[04:38] Sachi
I just want her to give serious
thought to what she wants for herself.
[04:42] Sachi
Akari is so conscientious of the people
around her. How does she truly feel?
[04:46] Natsumi
Sachi...
[04:47] Sachi
If only something would happen that
could serve as a decisive moment for her.
[04:50] Sachi
I'd support her in any way I could.
[04:53] Sachi
There's gotta be some way...
SIGN Ohori Park
Fireworks Festival
SIGN 7/17 (Mon.)
SIGN °Rain date will be the 18th.
[04:58] Sachi; Natsumi
This is it!
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[06:31] Akari
Hey, it's way too loose!
[06:34] Akari
It's supposed to be tight enough that
you can only fit your index finger in it.
[06:37] Akari
Come on, pull it as tight as you can.
[06:39] Jiro
That's easy for you to say...
[06:44] Akari
Virgin.
[06:45] Jiro
That has nothing to do with this.
[06:47] Jiro
Jeez... It's not like you have to go out
of your way to wear a yukata, y'know.
[06:51] Akari
What? Minami-kun will be there.
I can't just wear what I usually wear!
[06:56] Jiro
Even if Tenjin's there, it's not like you'll
be walking around the place together.
[07:00] Akari
Girls can't afford to relax,
even for a moment.
[07:03] Jiro
All she ever does around me is relax.
[07:05] Jiro
Is she saying she doesn't see me as a man?
[07:08] Akari
Oh, the way this one's tied is pretty cute!
[07:08] Jiro
Like what happened the other morning.
[07:10] Jiro
She leaves herself way too open.
[07:12] Jiro
If I untied this cord, she'd
be left in her underwear!
[07:12] Akari
Oh, this one's nice, too!
[07:14] Jiro
Does she realize that?
[07:16] Akari
Hey, Jiro, which do you think...
[07:19] Akari
And what is that about?
[07:20] Jiro
Oh, nothing.
[07:21] Akari
You're not looking me in the eye, though.
[07:23] Jiro
Please don't let it bother you.
[07:25] Akari
Come on, do it right!
My love is on the line here!
[07:28] Akari
This is next.
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SIGN m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 100 l 0 100
SIGN Introduction:
SIGN Tying Simple and Pretty Obi for Yukata
SIGN Kai-no-kuchi knot
For both men and women, this is our
recommendation for couples who want
to match! Simple and impossible to mess up,
it gives a snappy impression. With its air of
maturity, it's a perfect match for chic yukata.
[07:30] Akari
Which one do you like?
[07:32] Akari
And you can't say "all of them."
[07:33] Jiro
What? I don't really know...
[07:36] Jiro
Maybe this ribbon bow style?
[07:38] Akari
What? It's so childish, though!
[07:40] Akari
Anything but that, I think.
[07:42] Jiro
Why'd you even ask, then?!
[07:43] Akari
Unlike you, Minami-kun
likes more mature styles.
[07:47] Akari
Oh! I'll do this one, thanks!
[07:49] Jiro
Yes, of course. As you command.
[07:52] Jiro
Why am I doing this?
[07:53] Akari
What's this? Are you jealous?
[07:56] Jiro
I am not.
[07:57] Akari
Oh, really? What a brat.
[07:59] Akari
Well, you just watch the fireworks
from the veranda all alone and lonely.
[08:04] Akari
And while you're doing that, Minami-kun
and I will have a nice mood going.
[08:07] Akari
Now, tie me already.
[08:09] Akari
Oh, right! Don't bother calling
me if you get lonely.
[08:13] Akari
I'll be busy with Minami-kun.
[08:15] Jiro
This little...
[08:20] Jiro
We've cleared the hard part.
[08:22] Jiro
All that's left is to tuck in the ends.
[08:24] Jiro
I'll turn it around to the front so you—
[08:25] Akari
Okay, go ahead.
[08:26] Jiro
What?
[08:26] Akari
Huh? What do you mean, "what"?
[08:29] Jiro
Nothing.
[08:31] Jiro
Okay, suck in your stomach for me.
[08:33] Akari
Wow, that's a super rude thing to say.
[08:36] Jiro
Okay, then, excuse my hands.
[08:39] Akari
What're you saying that for?
[08:42] Jiro
Don't give me that!
[08:43] Jiro
Yukata fabric is so thin,
I can feel everything.
[08:46] Jiro
How she's soft, warm, so slender
it seems like she might snap in half...
[08:50] Jiro
Damn it! Why am I the only
one affected by this?
[08:52] Jiro
I'm so pathetic.
[08:57] Jiro
Akari, it's not too tight?
[09:00] Akari
No, it's fine. Thanks, Jiro.
[09:05] woman
It's so pretty!
[09:09] woman
We have to get yakisoba, right?
[09:10] man
Really?
[09:12] Natsumi
Akari, you look so cute!
[09:14] Sachi
Forget lucky underwear,
you wore a lucky yukata!
[09:17] Natsumi
It looks so good on you!
[09:18] Natsumi
Light blue was totally the right choice.
[09:20] Akari
Thanks.
[09:22] Akari
The pink looks great on you, too, Natsumi!
[09:24] Natsumi
Akari, you always compliment me! I love you!
[09:27] Sachi
I complimented you, too!
[09:29] Natsumi
Oh, that's right.
[09:29] Natsumi
I love you!
[09:31] Sachi
Tenjin and the other guys should be here soon.
[09:34] Akari
Other guys? Like Terafune?
[09:36] Sachi
Yeah.
[09:36] Natsumi
We've laid the groundwork with everyone
other than Minami-kun, so it's all set.
[09:40] Natsumi
Isn't that great, Akari?
[09:41] Akari
What? You told everyone?!
That's super embarrassing!
[09:44] Natsumi
It's not like it matters now.
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Deluxe
SIGN Chocolate Bananas
SIGN Piled High Yakisoba
[09:46] Natsumi
Everyone knows you squee over Minami-kun.
[09:49] Sachi
That's right. And that's why
no one tries anything with you.
[09:52] Akari
Are you serious?
[09:53] Sachi
Don't worry, Akari.
[09:55] Sachi
If you can get even a little
closer, that's enough, right?
[09:57] Natsumi
Don't let it get you all worked up!
We're all here with you.
[10:00] Natsumi
And you look super cute in your yukata!
[10:02] Sachi
That's right! Be confident!
[10:05] Akari
Yukata...
[10:07] Akari
The yukata that Jiro dressed me in.
[10:11] Akari
I'll show Minami-kun this yukata.
[10:15] Akari
If I fall even more in love with Minami-kun,
[10:18] Akari
and spend every day obsessed
with him like I did before...
[10:21] Akari
Will I still be able to pull off
my married life with Jiro
[10:25] Akari
and cheer him on in his love, too?
[10:33] Akari
Thanks.
[10:36] Akari
I'll give it my very best!
[10:39] Terafune
Takamiya!
[10:41] Natsumi
Huh? Where's Minami-kun?
[10:47] Terafune; Takeshita; Wajiro
We're really sorry!
[10:48] Sachi
Hey. What do you mean by that?
Explain yourselves.
[10:52] Terafune
Well... he said something about
his job calling him in to help.
[10:55] Sachi
What?!
[10:56] Terafune
The fireworks festival brought
in a flood of customers.
[10:59] Terafune
He's just such a nice guy...
[11:00] Terafune
I couldn't stop him.
[11:02] Sachi
If Tenjin isn't coming,
there's no point to the rest of this!
[11:05] Terafune
You're right. Sorry.
[11:08] Sachi
Forget about me introducing you to any girls.
[11:10] Wajiro; Takeshita
Takamiya-sama!
[11:12] Terafune
Watanabe, I'm really sorry.
[11:15] Akari
Don't worry about it! Actually,
I'm sorry you got dragged into this.
[11:18] Akari
Thanks, Terafune.
[11:20] Terafune
Um, I'll treat you to
something as an apology.
[11:23] Terafune
What do you want to eat?
Or we could go look around and—
[11:26] Sachi
Okay, get going!
[11:28] Terafune
Takamiya...
[11:29] Sachi
Three yakisoba, two takoyaki,
and three candied apples.
[11:33] Sachi
Then we'll call it even.
[11:35] Takeshita
Takamiya-sama!
[11:37] Wajiro
We are grateful and overjoyed!
[11:39] Terafune
What?
[11:39] Wajiro
At 7:30 pm, Terafune was arrested
on suspicion of hitting on someone.
[11:40] Terafune
Hey, get off!
[11:41] Terafune
I'll go! Let go of me!
[11:43] Terafune
Crap.
[11:43] Terashita
We will now begin the interrogation.
[11:45] Terafune
Cut it out!
[11:46] Natsumi
Huh... Didn't know that about Terafune-kun.
[11:49] Sachi
Sorry, Akari.
[11:50] Sachi
We said we'd create a chance for you,
and things turned out like this.
[11:54] Akari
It's okay. Thanks. I'm grateful to all of you.
SIGN Delicious Chocolate Banana Deluxe
[11:58] Natsumi
Let's ask the boys to get
us something sweet, too!
[12:01] Sachi
Yeah. We should go after them.
Wait here a sec.
[12:04] Akari
Okay.
[12:09] Akari
I wore a yukata because
Minami-kun was coming.
[12:11] Akari
I put a lot of effort into my makeup,
[12:13] Akari
and I spent more time than usual on my hair.
[12:18] Akari
I thought this would be my chance.
[12:20] Akari
I thought if I saw Minami-kun here,
something would change.
[12:25] Akari
So why did I feel relieved when
I heard Minami-kun couldn't make it?
[12:30] Akari
I love Minami-kun.
[12:33] Akari
Chasing after Minami-kun like I used to...
[12:37] Akari
Simply acting out the role of
Jiro's wife like I used to...
[12:41] Akari
But... things changing to
be like that is still...
[12:45] Akari
It's still scary to me.
[12:47] Akari
I know I'm not the one next to either of them.
[12:51] Akari
Once I make a choice, I'll never again...
[12:55] Wajiro
Terafune, just give up already.
[12:57] Terafune
No! Watanabe said she likes fish.
[13:00] Wajiro
Pretty sure she meant she likes to eat fish.
[13:03] Akari
No, no! Why am I getting
all discouraged now?
[13:07] Akari
Everyone's cheering me on!
I have to do my best!
[13:09] Akari
I know! I could stop by where he works!
[13:12] woman
Wow, look!
[13:13] female HS student 1
Hey, he's pretty hot!
[13:15] female HS student 2
Do you think he's famous?
[13:17] female HS student 1
But the girl with him
seems like his girlfriend.
[13:21] Akari
Minami-kun...
[13:23] Akari
He said he was working...
[13:30] Terafune
Maybe it's time to bow out
gracefully and give up.
[13:35] Terafune
But why?
[13:37] Terafune
I've tried so hard.
[13:44] Sachi
We're back, Akari!
[13:45] Natsumi
We've got fresh baby castella cakes!
[13:48] Natsumi
What's wrong? You look a little pale.
[13:51] Akari
Do I? Sorry, I just...
[13:54] Akari
I'm not used to wearing a yukata.
It might be too tight.
[13:57] Sachi
Really?
[13:57] Natsumi
Akari, you should go home for today.
[14:00] Natsumi
Minami-kun isn't coming anyway, right?
[14:02] Sachi
That's right! Let's start
looking for the next chance!
[14:06] Akari
Yeah.
[14:08] Akari
Thanks.
[14:11] Minami
That was a heck of a crowd.
[14:13] Minami
Maybe we should've taken
a different street. Sorry.
[14:16] Shiori
It's okay. The shortest route to the
supermarket is through the shrine grounds.
[14:22] Minami
Well, my work is that way.
[14:25] Minami
Sorry to make you go shopping all the time.
[14:27] Minami
I'll go buy the heavy stuff tomorrow.
[14:30] Shiori
Don't worry! Just leave it to me!
[14:32] Shiori
We're a married couple, after all.
[14:34] Shiori
We have to do our best
to help each other out!
[14:37] Shiori
And this is something that will
affect your college references.
[14:40] Minami
You really saved me here. Thanks.
[14:44] Shiori
Be careful out there!
[14:49] Shiori
A fireworks festival...
[14:52] Shiori
I wonder if Jiro-kun went...
[15:02] Jiro
Oh, man.
[15:05] Jiro
Did I catch a chill after my bath?
[15:07] (Flashback) Akari
And while you're doing that, Minami-kun
and I will have a nice mood going.
[15:12] Jiro
I wonder if Akari's got a
nice mood going right now.
[15:16] Jiro
What'd she mean by a "nice mood," anyway?
[15:19] Jiro
Like... a kiss?
[15:25] Jiro
Holding hands, hugging, kissing...
[15:30] Jiro
They're the same things, but if Tenjin
does them, will it make him her boyfriend?
[15:34] Jiro
What about me, then?
[15:35] Jiro
If we change our pairings and I'm
not her mock husband anymore,
[15:38] Jiro
then I'll be...
[15:40] Jiro
...a friend?
[15:41] Jiro
No. Just a classmate?
[15:45] Jiro
We've spent every day
together for so long now,
[15:47] Jiro
but with the "married couple" aspect gone...
[15:50] Jiro
Will there really be nothing left?
[15:53] Jiro
I did all that stuff with her
before Tenjin, though...
[16:00] Jiro
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Just who do I think I am?!
[16:02] Jiro
I make myself sick!
[16:06] Jiro
Tch. Who's calling me now,
when I'm feeling this gross?
SIGN Watanabe Akari
Cell Phone
[16:10] Jiro
Huh?
[16:12] Jiro
I can answer, right?
I mean, she's the one calling me.
[16:16] Jiro
Hello?
[16:18] Jiro
Hello, Akari?
[16:25] Akari
Jiro...
[16:27] Jiro
What's wrong?
[16:28] Akari
I knew I wasn't...
[16:39] Jiro
Where are you right now?
[16:41] Jiro
Where are you? I'll be right there.
[16:44] Akari
Jiro... I'm sorry.
[16:50] Akari
Jiro!
[16:51] Jiro
Oh, for crying out loud... I'll run!
[16:55] Jiro
Tell me where you are!
[16:57] Jiro
What? Why'd she hang up?!
[16:59] Jiro
Wait, wait, wait!
Hang on a minute! Come on!
SIGN All Missed
SIGN Call Log
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Home
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Kamo
SIGN Home
SIGN Watanabe Akari
Calling
[17:05] Jiro
Come on, answer!
[17:10] Jiro
Huh?
[17:16] Jiro
Akari...
[17:17] Akari
I'm sorry. I ended up coming home.
[17:23] Akari
After you did my yukata and everything...
[17:28] Akari
I'm so sorry!
[17:32] Akari
Everyone worked so hard for me, but...
[17:36] Akari
I'm sorry.
[17:38] Akari
Everyone...
[17:41] Akari
I'm sorry!
[17:53] Jiro
Welcome home.
[17:57] Jiro
Welcome home, Akari.
[18:10] Akari
I'm back, Jiro!
[18:27] Akari
Sachi and Natsumi both told me
this yukata looked nice on me.
[18:32] Akari
I'm glad I wore it.
[18:33] Jiro
But doesn't the obi make it hard to breathe?
[18:36] Jiro
You're home now. Why not take it off?
[18:38] Akari
That's sexual harassment. Gross.
[18:40] Jiro
That is not what I meant!
[18:44] Akari
Hey, do I look cute in a yukata?
[18:48] Akari
What do you think of the
wife you dressed yourself?
[18:53] Jiro
I still think the ribbon
bow would suit you better.
[18:56] Akari
Aw, hiding your embarrassment again?
[18:58] Akari
Are you still pouting?
[18:59] Akari
You are jealous, aren't you?
[19:02] Jiro
I don't know.
[19:14] Jiro
Whoa, what is it?
[19:17] Akari
Give me your hand.
[19:18] Jiro
Wait...
[19:19] Jiro
What? Huh?
[19:22] Jiro
Um...
[19:23] Akari
Go ahead.
[19:23] Jiro
W-With what?
[19:25] Akari
Go ahead and do a ribbon bow.
[19:29] Akari
Do what you like.
[19:35] Jiro
O-Okay, then...
[19:48] Akari
Aren't you done yet?
[19:50] Akari
The fireworks are gonna be over, clumsy.
[19:52] Jiro
No one asked you! This is only the
second time in my life I've done this.
[20:07] Jiro
Uh-oh.
[20:08] Akari
What? Did you mess it up?
[20:10] Jiro
No, just...
[20:11] Jiro
No matter how many times I look at what
I'm supposed to do next, I don't get it.
[20:14] Akari
Well, there's a video version, too.
[20:16] Akari
Let me see.
[20:24] Jiro
That was close!
[20:27] Jiro
Th-This is... It's not...
[20:31] Jiro
Huh?
[20:32] Jiro
H-Hey, let—
[20:36] Akari
Hey, Jiro...
[20:38] Akari
Stay like this and say my name.
[20:41] Akari
If you say my name,
[20:43] Akari
I feel like I'll be able to try again.
[20:49] Akari
Sometimes I lose confidence
in myself, you know?
[20:56] Jiro
Akari.
[20:58] Akari
Yeah. More.
[21:02] Jiro
Akari.
[21:03] Akari
More.
[21:05] Jiro
Akari.
[21:13] Akari
Wow, it's beautiful! And so cute!
[21:15] Jiro
Wow, that's amazing!
Wait, what is it? A peach?
[21:18] Akari
It's a heart, you dork!
[21:20] Akari
It's upside-down.
[21:22] Jiro
Oh... Oh!
[21:25] Akari
Jiro...
[21:28] Akari
Thanks.
[21:30] Akari
For not asking me what happened today.
[21:33] Jiro
We're married. Helping each other
out is what we're supposed to do.
[21:37] Jiro
I didn't ask because I didn't want to know.
[21:42] Jiro
I'm rooting for her to be with Tenjin, but...
[21:45] Akari
Oh, it's upside-down again.
[21:47] Jiro
When I heard her crying through the phone...
[21:50] Jiro
When I realized that she'd come home...
[21:52] Jiro
Why did I feel relieved?
[21:55] Jiro
The timing didn't work out this time,
[21:58] Jiro
but there'll be more fireworks
festivals this year and next year.
[22:01] Akari
Yeah. Thanks.
[22:04] Jiro
We're a married couple,
[22:06] Jiro
and marriage means pledging
to spend a lifetime together.
[22:08] Jiro
But for us, there is no "next year,"
[22:10] Jiro
so this small view we
see from this veranda...
[22:13] Jiro
is probably the first and last
fireworks show we'll watch together.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Sachi
Actually, I had a yukata all prepared, too.
[23:53] Natsumi
That works surprisingly well!
[23:55] Sachi
You didn't need to say "surprisingly"!
[23:56] Wajiro; Takeshita
It's nice! Super nice!
[23:58] Natsumi
Too bad, though. We're all done here!
[24:00] Shiori
Um, actually, I had one ready, too!
[24:04] Wajiro; Takeshita
Brava! Brava! It's just too good!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.
[24:06] Shiori
Next time, "An Entreaty, but No Reassurance."
E8 - An Entreaty, but No Reassurance.
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[00:04] Shiori
We haven't been able to really talk since then.
[00:13] Shiori
How long will things stay this way?
[00:20] Mei
There's no way things are going
to stay this way forever, right?
SIGN The Forest of Courage is also
known as the Forest of Decision.
SIGN Chloris
SIGN m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN As the hero, which princess
is fitting for you?
SIGN Make the wrong choice and
this kingdom will be destroyed.
[00:35] Jiro
What the heck...
SIGN m 0 0 l 270 0 l 270 106 l 0 106
SIGN Lancia
SIGN Well, I believe
in you!
[00:41] Jiro
What the heck?
SIGN Lucky Item
Lucky Color
Overall Luck ★★☆☆☆
It will be easy to feel depressed. If you can stay positive,
you may be able to brighten everything around you, as well.
Luck in Money ★☆☆☆☆
You may have unexpected expenses.
Luck in Love ★★☆☆☆
Think about what it is that's most important to you.
Luck in Academics ★★☆☆☆
Your hard work will likely pay off.
Beware of careless mistakes.
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:31] Jiro
Y-You're sure?
[02:33] Jiro
I can look?
[02:37] Jiro
Ready, and...
SIGN Seishun Academy
Marriage Practical Homepage for Students
Latest News Practical Overview Practical Schedule
Schedule Procedures Personal Page
Regarding Furnishings
Points to note regarding furnishings for use during the practical.
Those with questions should consult their homeroom teachers.
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SIGN 1st |
2nd | 95 | Kaizuka
3rd | 92 | Miyajidake Asahi
4th | 90 | Shingu Aoba | Hakozaki Umi
5th | 88 | Sanada Nobuyuki | Honda Matsuko
6th | 86 | Tenjin Minami | Sakurazaka Shiori
7th | 85 | Shimoori Wakahisa | Omuta Katsuki
8th | 84 | Fukuma Terukuni | Jouno Honami
9th | 82 | Kasugahara Kyo | Sangamori Hatsune
10th | 82 | Okubo Osamu | Shuto Kyoko
11th | 81
12th | 81
13th | 79
14th | 60 | Mitoma Kiyokazu | Nakahara
15th | 59 | Shirakihara Chitose | Kaneda Sue
[02:41] Jiro
Th-Thirteenth.
[02:43] Akari
What?! Just three places short?
[02:45] Akari
We were super close! That's so annoying.
[02:48] Jiro
I'm pretty sure the pair in fifth
started dating last month.
[02:52] Akari
For real? Well, there's no
way we could beat that.
[02:57] Akari
Oh, well. No helping it now.
[03:00] Akari
I'll be counting on you for another month,
[03:02] Akari
darling.
[03:04] Jiro
Yeah.
[03:09] Jiro
I dunno...
[03:12] Jiro
I never found out what happened that day,
[03:15] Jiro
and Akari went back to normal,
like nothing had happened.
[03:19] Jiro
But she cried so much, and she still
seems determined to switch partners.
[03:24] Jiro
Is that how much she wants to be with Tenjin?
[03:27] Akari
Jiro!
[03:29] Akari
This is terrible!
[03:32] Jiro
What is it? What happened?
[03:37] Akari
That creep showed up! Help me!
[03:40] Jiro
Huh? What creep?
[03:41] Akari
Please! Please! Please!
Hurry! Hurry, Jiro!
[03:45] Jiro
Calm down, Akari! Who showed up?
[03:48] Akari
A spider!
[03:52] Jiro
Don't barge in on me in the
bath over a stupid spider!
[03:54] Jiro
I'm stark naked here!
[03:55] Akari
What do you mean, "a stupid spider"?
[03:57] Akari
And who cares about a body like yours?!
[03:59] Jiro
Whoa! That counterattack hit hard!
[04:01] Akari
I don't care!
[04:02] Akari
Just do something about that creep right now!
[04:05] Akari
I can't go back into the living room!
[04:07] Jiro
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[04:08] Jiro
Get me my towel and clothes first!
[04:13] Jiro
So?
[04:14] Jiro
Where is this spider?
[04:20] Akari
It... It's gone!
[04:23] Jiro
Stay calm. How big was it?
[04:25] Akari
About this big.
[04:27] Jiro
Huh? That's tiny!
[04:28] Akari
It doesn't matter how small it is!
I can't handle spiders!
[04:32] Jiro
All right, I get it. Sorry.
[04:34] Jiro
I'm dealing with hugeness myself.
[04:36] Akari
It might suddenly show up again.
[04:40] Jiro
She's cute when she's meek and quiet.
[04:42] Akari
Hey, I want a snack.
[04:44] Jiro
Go ahead.
[04:45] Akari
Come to the kitchen with me!
[04:47] Jiro
Huh?
[04:48] Akari
Okay. Forward!
[04:49] Jiro
But that's only when she's
being meek and quiet.
[04:54] Akari
I ate too much.
[04:55] Akari
Gotta do my nails next.
[04:57] Jiro
How long should I stay here?
[05:00] Akari
Well... until the spider
shows up and you catch it.
[05:04] Jiro
Oh, come on. If you call for me,
I'll come right back.
[05:07] Akari
Then I'm calling for you now.
[05:09] Akari
It'll be scary if it suddenly shows up again.
[05:11] Jiro
The feel of that hugeness against my leg!
[05:20] Akari
Jiro...
[05:24] Akari
Come with me?
[05:25] Jiro
Are you serious?!
[05:29] Akari
Jiro! You're there, right?
[05:32] Jiro
Yes.
[05:34] Akari
Cover your ears, okay?
[05:36] Jiro
Right! The sound!
[05:38] Akari
Jiro?
[05:38] Jiro
I said I'm here!
[05:39] Akari
You can still hear!
[05:41] Jiro
I was just about to cover my ears!
[05:42] Jiro
It's no good.
[05:44] Jiro
I can't help but imagine what's happening
in there, even if I don't want to!
[05:46] Jiro
Please, hurry up and come out!
[05:48] Jiro
While my conscience still lives!
[05:53] Akari
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:57] Jiro
I'll go, too. Saves me having to come back.
[06:00] Jiro
I know! It'll just take a few seconds!
[06:08] Akari
I wish I could die!
[06:10] Akari
This is the worst! The absolute worst!
[06:12] Akari
Asking him to come to the
bathroom with me is so wrong!
[06:14] Akari
I'm so embarrassed, I just want to disappear.
[06:17] Akari
But since it's Jiro, I figured he'd
come with me instead of saying no.
[06:22] Akari
I'm glad Jiro's the one with me.
[06:25] Akari
I'd never be able to ask Minami-kun
for something like this.
[06:31] Jiro
Here.
[06:34] Jiro
Let's head back.
[06:36] Akari
You washed your hands?
[06:37] Jiro
Freshly washed!
[06:42] Akari
Thanks.
[06:47] Jiro
And after the way she was just minutes ago...
[06:50] Jiro
I really am living with a gyaru.
[06:53] Jiro
At first, I thought it'd never work,
but somehow or other...
[06:57] Akari
Hey, I want some of that, too.
[06:59] Jiro
Oh, there's some in the freezer.
[07:01] Akari
What?
[07:01] Akari
I can't go. I'm scared of the spider.
[07:03] Akari
I just want one bite, so yours is fine.
[07:05] Jiro
Then I'll get a spoon and—
[07:07] Akari
Nope!
[07:08] Akari
I can't use my hands.
[07:10] Akari
Oh, you're thinking about
indirect kisses now, aren't you?
[07:13] Akari
You're such a little kid!
[07:15] Jiro
Why would you bring that up right now?
[07:17] Akari
Come on, hurry up.
[07:19] Akari
It's yours I want, Jiro. Give it to me.
[07:22] Jiro
O spirits, calm thyselves!
[07:22] spirits
Jewels! Jewels! Family jewels!
[07:27] Jiro
Here.
[07:37] Jiro
What?
[07:39] Akari
You used to like chocolate ice cream.
[07:42] Akari
Do you think we're getting to be more alike?
[07:45] Jiro
Hey, did something good happen to you today?
[07:48] Akari
Huh? Nothing in particular. You're funny.
[07:55] Akari
Hey, hypothetically speaking...
[07:57] Akari
If you and I had met somewhere else,
what do you think would've happened?
[08:02] Jiro
We never would have talked, probably.
[08:05] Akari
What? You're so mean.
[08:07] Akari
I think I might've wanted to meet
a Jiro who wasn't my husband.
[08:11] Jiro
Huh?
[08:12] Akari
You'd be hilarious, with all your
gloom-and-doom on display.
[08:15] Akari
But we don't have anything in common,
so we wouldn't have hit it off.
[08:19] Jiro
The other pairs are probably like that, too.
[08:21] Akari
But the fifth-place pair are dating, right?
[08:23] Jiro
Well, they're sort of an exception.
[08:26] Akari
Should we try dating, too?
[08:35] Akari
Just kidding!
[08:37] Akari
Look! I think my nails turned
out really nice today!
[08:41] Akari
Do you mind if I turn on the TV?
[08:43] Jiro
G-Go ahead.
[08:44] Jiro
Why did I think about it for a second?
[08:49] Jiro
There's no way she was serious about it!
[08:51] Jiro
If she were serious, she
wouldn't say it so casually.
[08:54] Jiro
If she were serious...
[08:56] Jiro
what answer would I have given her?
[09:00] Akari
If we weren't a married couple...
[09:02] Akari
If we'd met while I had no idea
Jiro loved someone else...
[09:13] Akari
Spider! Spider! Spider!
[09:15] Jiro
Huh?! What?!
[09:16] Jiro
You mean that? It's tiny!
[09:18] Akari
Please! Do something, Jiro!
[09:19] Jiro
W-W-Wait! Wait! Wait!
[09:21] Jiro
Akari! Let go!
[09:24] Akari
Jiro!
[09:25] Jiro
Th-This hot sensation
on the back of my hand...
[09:29] Jiro
A-Akari...
[09:32] Akari
Why are you just sitting there spacing out?!
Hurry up and do something!
[09:36] Jiro
I will! I'll do something!
Just please let go of me!
[09:41] Jiro
Here.
[09:42] Jiro
I'll buy this for next time.
[09:45] Akari
No.
[09:46] Jiro
What do you mean, "no"?
[09:47] Akari
I don't wanna touch it after I've sprayed it.
[09:50] Jiro
You say that now, but what if
your next husband hates bugs?
[09:54] Akari
It won't be a problem.
[09:55] Akari
Because if I call for a certain someone,
he'll come right away.
[09:58] Akari
Right?
[10:01] Jiro
Don't go skipping a beat there, heart.
She's just toying with you!
[10:04] Akari
Well, goodnight, darling!
[10:08] Jiro
Seriously... What am I, your bug exterminator?
[10:12] Jiro
In any case, I'll be counting on
you for a little while longer,
[10:15] Jiro
Akari.
[10:50] Tenjin
Shiori? What's wrong?
[10:52] Shiori
Minami-kun.
[10:54] Tenjin
Something on your mind?
[10:55] Tenjin
You can talk to me about it,
though I'm not sure if I'll be any help.
[10:59] Shiori
Thank you.
[11:00] Shiori
Remember when I told you about my friend
who reunited with a boy she liked?
[11:05] Tenjin
Yeah.
[11:06] Shiori
It's about that friend again...
[11:08] Tenjin
Okay.
[11:09] Shiori
Th...
[11:10] Shiori
They kissed.
[11:12] Shiori
I-It was an accident! They aren't dating yet.
[11:16] Shiori
But she doesn't know how to face him anymore.
[11:20] Shiori
I don't—I mean, she doesn't
know how the boy feels about her,
[11:25] Shiori
so she's worried that he didn't like it.
[11:29] Shiori
But the thing is...
[11:30] Shiori
Worrying about it made her realize
that she really does love him.
[11:34] Shiori
All she can think about
ever since then is that kiss.
[11:39] Shiori
But she doesn't know if she wants
to tell him how she feels or not.
[11:42] Shiori
She's scared.
[11:44] Shiori
What should she do, Minami-kun?
[11:45] Shiori
Minami-kun?!
[11:47] Shiori
Y-Your tea!
[11:49] Tenjin
Sorry, I wasn't looking.
[11:51] Tenjin
It's okay. The sofa didn't get wet.
[11:53] Shiori
Here's a towel.
[11:58] Tenjin
The reason she's scared must be because
she's hoping for something, right?
[12:04] Tenjin
But...
[12:06] Tenjin
If there's any possibility it'll work out,
I think she should try for it.
[12:10] Tenjin
The guy she wants to tell is the one
she was able to fall in love with.
[12:13] Tenjin
It'd be a waste if she ended
up being too late, like me.
[12:16] Shiori
I'm sorry, I...
[12:19] Tenjin
No, no, I didn't mean it like that.
[12:21] Tenjin
I don't want you—
[12:23] Tenjin
I mean, your friend—to have any regrets,
[12:25] Tenjin
and if I can help with that, I'd like to.
[12:29] Shiori
Thank you.
[12:31] Shiori
I'm glad I got paired with you, Minami-kun.
[12:34] Tenjin
Oh, I know. What about
asking if he hated the kiss?
[12:38] Shiori
That's just impossible!
[12:39] Tenjin
For your friend?
[12:42] Tenjin
"I think you should have more confidence."
[12:44] Tenjin
Tell your friend I said that.
[12:48] Shiori
Confidence?
[12:53] Mei
I'm telling you, you should be more
confident in yourself, Shiori.
[12:56] Mei
This off-the-shoulder look is nice!
[12:58] Mei
Yakuin's a guy, so he'll
like this kind of thing.
[13:01] Shiori
Come on, Mei-chan! We're picking
something out for you right now!
[13:04] Mei
But I just know you'd look cute if you wore it.
[13:07] Shiori
I know you would,
since you have such nice legs.
[13:09] Shiori
What do you think of this?
[13:11] Mei
I've got tan lines from my running shorts.
[13:14] Shiori
Then how about this?
I think the red would suit you!
[13:16] Mei
Stop thinking about what would suit me.
[13:18] Mei
I want you to pick out something you like.
[13:21] Shiori
What? But...
[13:24] Mei
After all, you'll be the one who sees it.
[13:26] Mei
I'll be wearing it the next
time we go to the movies.
[13:29] Mei
So make me into a me that you like.
[13:35] Shiori
I think I know how your fans feel now!
[13:37] Shiori
Anyone who dates you will be very happy!
[13:40] Mei
You say that so easily.
[13:42] Mei
There are people I can't
make happy, you know.
[13:45] Shiori
I'm sure those people just don't know
how wonderful you are, that's all.
[13:49] Shiori
Maybe I'll go tell them.
[13:51] Mei
How 'bout instead, you go hug Yakuin,
tell him everything's gonna be okay,
[13:54] Mei
and teach him why it's great to be an adult.
[13:56] Mei
Then just throw yourself at him right there!
[13:59] Shiori
M-Mei-chan, not so loud!
[14:02] Terafune
Hamano!
[14:03] Mei
Hey, what's up?
[14:05] Terafune
Hey.
[14:06] Terafune
I have an interview for a part-time
job today, so I won't need dinner.
[14:08] Mei
Okay. Is it that place you mentioned before?
[14:11] Terafune
Yeah. The place by the station, with the star.
[14:13] Shiori
Is that the same place as Minami-kun?
[14:16] Terafune
That's right.
[14:16] Shiori
Oh! I've been worried since Minami-kun
seemed to be working too hard lately,
[14:20] Shiori
but I feel better knowing you'll be with him!
[14:22] Mei
Yeah, this guy is surprisingly considerate.
[14:25] Terafune
Ooh, a rare word of praise from my wife.
[14:27] Mei
Hey!
[14:28] Terafune
Oh, right.
[14:29] Terafune
I asked Tenjin to do karaoke with me
after dinner, and we'll be going all night.
[14:33] Terafune
You two wives should eat together
and stay over at one of our places.
[14:37] Mei
Stay—
[14:38] Terafune
Sometimes spending the night
together is nice, right?
[14:41] Terafune
Just the two of you and a hot night.
[14:43] Mei
Are you seri—
[14:44] Shiori
That sounds nice!
[14:45] Shiori
Let's do it, Mei-chan!
[14:46] Shiori
Let's have a sleepover!
[14:47] Mei
Huh?
[14:48] Shiori
Oh, did you have other plans?
[14:50] Mei
No, but...
[14:52] Terafune
I'm not "surprisingly" considerate,
I'm super considerate, right?
[14:55] Mei
No one asked for your help!
[14:57] Mei
I never should have said anything to you!
[14:59] Terafune
So, that's what we're doing.
You two get along, okay?
[15:01] Mei
I swear...
[15:02] Shiori
I can't wait! What should we do for dinner?
[15:05] Mei
Yeah, what should we do?
SIGN Then we might see
each other at the shop
SIGN Thanks in advance
SIGN Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
with me after the meeting today
SIGN I already got the okay
from your wife!
SIGN Then we might see
each other at the shop
SIGN Thanks in advance
SIGN Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
with me after the meeting today
SIGN I already got the okay
from your wife!
SIGN I'll never ask for
anything again!!
[15:08] Terafune
"I'll never ask for anything again."
SIGN Then we might see
each other at the shop
SIGN Thanks in advance
SIGN Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
with me after the meeting today
SIGN I already got the okay
from your wife!
SIGN I'll never ask for
anything again!!
SIGN Sorry! Come do a karaoke all-nighter
with me after the meeting today
SIGN I already got the okay
from your wife!
SIGN I'll never ask for
anything again!!
SIGN Roger that
[15:15] Terafune
Yes!
SIGN I'll never ask for
anything again!!
SIGN Roger that
SIGN You use the "I'll ever ask for
anything again" line too much
[15:18] Terafune
This is how a married couple should be!
[15:21] Terafune
Man! It's so good, it's gonna make me cry!
SIGN Sugi
[15:24] Kamo's older brother
Are you listening, Teranishi?
[15:26] Kamo's older brother
Mikkun is...
[15:28] Terafune
My name is Terafune.
[15:29] Kamo's older brother
He's working hard at my café so he
can move out after he graduates!
[15:33] Kamo's older brother
Why, you ask? Because Mikkun
and his older brother...
[15:37] Kamo's older brother
share a super tragic fate—
[15:40] Tenjin
You've had too much to drink, Kamo-san.
[15:42] Tenjin
And I told him all about this last year.
[15:44] Kamo's older brother
Yeah?
[15:46] Kamo's older brother
It must be rough having ikemen DNA, right?
[15:49] Kamo's older brother
Even your siblings are your rivals!
[15:51] Kamo's older brother
Makes us glad we're not ikemen
ourselves, right, Terashima?
[15:53] Terafune
My name is Terafune.
[15:55] Terafune
Tenjin, what's your older brother like again?
[15:56] Terafune
Do you guys look alike?
[15:58] Tenjin
He's just average.
[15:59] Kamo's older brother
An ikemen should never say that!
It insults all of us non-ikemen!
[16:03] Kamo's older brother
As punishment, drip-filter your
handsomeness and let us drink it!
[16:06] Kamo's older brother
Right, Terasaka?
[16:07] Terafune
My name is Terafune.
[16:08] Kamo's older brother
I sure am glad my little
brothers are average, though.
[16:11] Tenjin
Excuse me!
[16:12] Tenjin
Can we get some water?
[16:12] Kamo's older brother
Wait. Are they less than average?
[16:13] server
Of course. Coming right up.
[16:14] Terafune
Oh, you have little brothers?
[16:16] Tenjin
You didn't know? That guy with the
glasses in our class is one of them.
[16:18] Tenjin
The one who's friends with Yakuin.
[16:21] Terafune
Yakuin...
[16:23] Tenjin
Sure is a small world, huh?
[16:27] Terafune
I was so sure it wouldn't work out.
[16:30] Terafune
Why are they thirteenth?
[16:32] Terafune
I met Watanabe first!
[16:34] Terafune
What does he have that I don't?
[16:37] Terafune
Height and luck! That's about it!
[16:38] Terafune
Ugh. Those flaws are pretty fatal...
[16:40] Kamo's older brother
What?! Stories of unrequited love?!
[16:42] Kamo's older brother
Those are my favorite!
[16:43] Tenjin
Come on, Kamo-san. Drink some water.
[16:48] Shiori
Okay, it's decided!
[16:49] Shiori
We'll spend the night at my place.
[16:51] Shiori
You can use the bed, Mei-chan.
[16:53] Mei
Huh? N-No, I'll be fine sleeping on the floor.
[16:56] Shiori
No, I can't make you do that.
[16:57] Shiori
Oh! Should we open up the sofa in the
living room and sleep together instead?
[17:01] Mei
T-Together?!
[17:03] Mei
No, no, no.
[17:04] Shiori
Let's take a bath together, too!
[17:07] Shiori
A-Are you all right, Mei-chan?!
[17:09] Mei
Sorry.
[17:10] Mei
It went down the wrong pipe. I'm fine.
[17:12] Shiori
Oh, but I wanted to see
the old photos in your room.
[17:17] Shiori
You have them up, right?
[17:18] Shiori
Like the photo from when we won
that tournament in middle school!
[17:21] Mei
I don't have anything like that.
All my pictures are of family.
[17:24] Shiori
Oh, really?
[17:25] Mei
Do you have any old photos up?
[17:28] Shiori
Just a few.
[17:30] Mei
I'm looking forward to seeing little Shiori.
[17:32] Shiori
Oh, but it might be a little embarrassing.
[17:36] Shiori
Most of them are of me and Jiro-kun.
[17:40] Mei
Of course.
[17:46] Mei
Oh, sorry.
[17:47] Mei
My mom asked me to do something right away,
[17:49] Mei
so I have to go to my
parents' house from here.
[17:51] Shiori
What?
[17:52] Mei
Sorry! We'll do this another time, okay?
SIGN Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
SIGN Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[17:58] Kamo
Why did I end up eating dinner with
the same guy I see all the time?
[18:01] Jiro
You're the one who invited me.
[18:03] Kamo
Well, my wife told me out of the
blue to go eat out somewhere.
[18:07] Kamo
I bet she's complaining
about me right now.
[18:10] Jiro
But things are going all right, aren't they?
[18:12] Kamo
Well, we aren't as cozy as someone
sitting in thirteenth place.
[18:16] Jiro
Cozy?
[18:16] Kamo
What do you mean, "kissed by accident"?
[18:18] Kamo
This isn't a harem anime.
[18:20] Kamo
How can an accident cause
lips to lock with lips?
[18:23] Jiro
I don't know what to tell you...
[18:25] Kamo
Hey, Jiro-chan.
It's almost summer, you know.
[18:27] Akari
Stupid Kamo. The way you use
your hands is so naughty.
[18:28] Kamo
I don't want a fake wife.
I want a girlfriend!
[18:31] Kamo
I want to try falling in
love in the 3D world, too!
[18:33] Kamo
No, I don't need love!
[18:35] Kamo
If I can escape virginhood, that's good enough!
[18:37] Jiro
If you have to actually say that,
you know it's impossible.
[18:39] Kamo
Shut up, you traitor!
[18:41] Kamo
We had an alliance.
[18:42] Kamo
And you call yourself my
childhood friend? Blast you!
[18:44] Jiro
Are you drunk or something?!
[18:47] Jiro
Hey. What's come over you all of a sudden?
[18:50] Kamo
I will cancel out your luck-based lechery.
[18:54] Jiro
What?
[19:01] Shiori
It's no use. When I'm alone, I can't help but...
SIGN Kiss
SIGN Chef's Kiss Marinated Maguro Bowl
[19:16] Kamo
I will use my lips to
overwrite the save data.
[19:19] Jiro
Hey, be serious! You're scaring me!
[19:21] Jiro
That won't just overwrite!
I'll suffer a physical crash!
[19:22] Kamo
It's simply an equivalent exchange.
[19:25] Jiro
No!
[19:29] Jiro
Huh?
SIGN Shiori, it's not like that.
[19:39] Kamo
Ow!
[19:39] Jiro
Keep the change!
[19:44] Shiori
There's something wrong with me.
[19:46] Shiori
Imagine reading "Chef's Kiss Marinated
Maguro Bowl" as just "Kiss Bowl."
[19:49] Jiro
Shiori!
[19:51] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[19:52] Jiro
You've got it all wrong!
It wasn't like that at all!
[19:54] Shiori
Huh?
[19:55] Shiori
Do you mean...
[19:59] Jiro
I just don't want you to misunderstand...
[20:01] Jiro
It was just kind of an accident...
[20:03] Shiori
Yeah. I know.
[20:05] Shiori
I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:07] Shiori
It's fine. I'm not bothered by it at all.
[20:09] Jiro
Thank goodness!
[20:10] Jiro
Kamo was panicking and
slipped into some weird mode.
[20:13] Shiori
Huh? Why are you mentioning Kamo-kun?
[20:16] Jiro
Huh? Well, Kamo was the one I was
goofing off with at that restaurant.
[20:19] Shiori
You were at a restaurant?
[20:22] Jiro
Huh?
[20:23] Shiori
Huh?
[20:25] Jiro; Shiori
Huh?
[20:27] Shiori
I-I'm so sorry! I think I was
talking about something else!
[20:30] Jiro
I'm sorry! I was mistaken, too.
[20:32] Jiro
Seriously, please forget all of it.
[20:36] Jiro
Th-That looks heavy.
[20:38] Shiori
Oh... I ended up buying too much.
[20:41] Jiro
I'll carry it. Oh, if you don't mind, that is.
[20:44] Shiori
What? Y-You don't mind?
[20:46] Jiro
Sure.
[20:51] Jiro
If Shiori and I were married,
this is what it'd be like.
[20:55] Jiro
I'm probably the only one
thinking that way, though.
[20:59] Shiori
It's funny, isn't it? When we're like
this, it's almost like we're marr—
[21:02] Jiro
Huh?
[21:02] Shiori
Nothing!
[21:04] Jiro
What? Come on, tell me.
[21:05] Shiori
It's nothing.
[21:07] Shiori
Thank you for carrying
this with me, Jiro-kun.
[21:13] Shiori
When I was in the nurse's office, too...
[21:15] Jiro
I'm sorry about that!
[21:16] Jiro
It was all my fault. I'm really sorry.
[21:19] Shiori
No, I—P-Please listen, Jiro-kun!
[21:21] Shiori
You don't have to apologize.
[21:23] Jiro
Huh?
[21:24] Shiori
I mean...
[21:26] Shiori
Uh...
[21:29] Shiori
I was the one who asked you to teach me.
[21:33] Shiori
And... I-I learned a lot.
[21:38] Shiori
That that's what a... k-kiss feels like...
[21:43] Shiori
It wasn't that I didn't want you to.
[21:46] Shiori
So... thank you.
[21:50] Jiro
She's saying all this to me,
[21:52] Jiro
and she still wants me to
just stay her friend forever?
[22:04] Shiori
It's even warm at night now, huh?
[22:07] Shiori
Shall we head home?
[22:09] (Flashback) Shiori
Let's head home, Jiro-kun!
[22:12] Jiro
Soon, summer will be here again...
[22:14] Jiro
The third summer since Shiori came back.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Shiori
Sadaharu-kun, kiss me.
[23:52] Kamo
What is this? A dream?
[23:53] Akari
Your first kiss is with me! Right, Sada?
[23:56] Kamo
She called me Sada.
[23:57] Shiori
Why are you getting in the way?
[23:58] Akari
You're the one getting in the way!
[23:59] Kamo
Huh? Wait. You two?
[24:01] Kamo
A little further and...
[24:02] Shiori; Akari
Smooch.
[24:03] Kamo
Why did I wake up there?!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.
[24:06] Shiori
Next time, "More Than a Childhood Friend..."
[24:08] Akari
"...but Not True Love."
E9 - More Than a Childhood Friend, but Not True Love.
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[00:01] homeroom teacher
So on that note...
[00:02] homeroom teacher
Don't get carried away
because it's summer break.
SIGN Summer Vacation
SIGN Subject to Point System
SIGN Vacation
SIGN Interviews with students requiring supplementary lessons
[00:04] homeroom teacher
Until July 31st, conduct your lives with a
firm awareness that you are being graded.
[00:10] Jiro
The practical with Akari
is on the right track,
[00:13] Jiro
but now we're at the end of the
term with a lot left unresolved.
[00:16] Jiro
It'd be unfair to Akari to let this
drag on into the second term.
[00:20] Jiro
I wonder what Shiori's
doing for summer break.
[00:24] Jiro
She's probably going home in August, but...
SIGN It's summer! It's the ocean! But I have no money...
Come Work With the Best Team!
Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
Daily Wage 8,000 yen
Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
[00:28] Jiro
A live-in summer job?
[00:29] Kamo
Yep.
[00:31] Kamo
The café where my older brother works is
running a pop-up shop as a summer event.
[00:35] Kamo
It's only for three days,
but he said they're short-staffed.
[00:38] Jiro
So you'll be doing this live-in summer job?
[00:41] Kamo
That's right.
[00:42] Kamo
Summer brings limited-time events to
dimensions other than this one, too.
[00:46] Kamo
And I really need the money, so I
instantly told my brother I'd do it.
[00:50] Kamo
The work is easy. It's the kind of thing
they'd give to temp workers, after all.
[00:54] Jiro
Huh...
[00:57] Kamo
So I sent in an application for you, too.
[00:59] Jiro
What?!
[01:00] Jiro
What the hell were you thinking?
I can't serve customers!
[01:04] Jiro
And living there would suck for
a guy with communication issues.
[01:07] Kamo
I know that!
[01:12] Kamo
That's exactly it!
[01:14] Kamo
An introvert like me is never gonna survive
alongside those lions known as "party people"!
[01:19] Jiro
So why are you going?
[01:20] Kamo
Summer is Marin-chan's season!
[01:23] Kamo
I have to get ready for
this year's swimsuit gacha!
[01:25] Kamo
I really need the money!
For Marin-chan's sake!
[01:28] Kamo
For Marin-chan's swimsuit gacha!
[01:31] Kamo
Marin-chan!
[01:34] Shiori
Here. You dropped this.
[01:37] Jiro
Hey, thanks...
[01:39] Jiro
Shiori!
[01:42] Jiro
Th-Thanks.
[01:44] Shiori
You're welcome.
[01:45] Shiori
Wait, that flyer...
[01:48] Shiori
Mei-chan and I applied for that job, too!
[01:52] Shiori
I wanted to see what having
a part-time job is like.
[01:54] Jiro
What? Really?
[01:56] Shiori
Yeah! And it's short-term, so it doesn't
overlap with the summer intensives!
[01:59] Kamo
For real? I did, too!
[02:02] Shiori
Kamo-kun, you applied, too?
Then we're the same!
[02:05] Kamo
Yeah! For some reason, this summer,
I wanted to be of use to others.
[02:09] Kamo
Jiro-chan and I are gonna
work ourselves to the bone!
[02:12] Jiro
Hey!
[02:13] Shiori
What?
[02:14] Shiori
Jiro-kun, you'll be there, too?
[02:17] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
[02:19] Shiori
Yay! I have even more to look forward to now!
[02:22] Shiori
Let's all work hard together!
[02:27] Kamo
It's win-win, right?
[02:29] Jiro
A live-in job with Shiori...
[02:31] Jiro
A live-in job with Shiori...
[02:35] Shiori
You cut your hand?
[02:36] Shiori
Pain, pain, go away!
[02:39] Shiori
I feel lonely all by myself.
[02:41] Shiori
Can I sleep with you?
[02:43] Shiori
My heart is pounding so fast, I can't sleep.
[02:48] Jiro
Adrenaline is flooding across my synapses!
[02:51] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[02:53] Jiro
Huh? What?
[02:54] Kamo
I'll tell my brother about the job.
[02:58] Kamo
You go get your wife's okay for this.
I've already gotten it from mine.
[03:01] Jiro
Right.
[03:02] Kamo
Though I'm sure yours
won't have a problem with it.
[03:05] Kamo
While her husband's away,
she might bring in some other guys!
[03:11] Akari
Ah, welcome home, darling!
[03:13] Akari
Do you want to join in?
[03:15] Kamo
Oh, how dirty! Eek!
[03:18] Jiro
She's not like that.
[03:21] Kamo
Oh, my.
[03:24] Kamo
I hope this job will turn out to
be a decisive moment for you.
[03:27] Jiro
Huh? Say what?
[03:29] Kamo
Nothing. Just talking to myself.
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[05:02] Jiro
I'm home!
[05:07] Jiro
She's not here? Oh, right.
She was going to be out today.
[05:10] Akari
Welcome home, Jiro.
[05:12] Jiro
What? You're back alrea—
[05:14] Jiro
...dy?!
[05:22] Akari
What do you think of this?
[05:24] Jiro
Wha? Wh-Wh-Wh...
[05:29] Akari
Is it cute?
[05:32] Akari
You're totally red!
[05:34] Akari
Over a simple swimsuit? That's hilarious!
[05:37] Jiro
Uh, no way! A simple swimsuit?
[05:40] Jiro
A "simple" swimsuit?!
[05:42] Jiro
What happened to all the fabric?!
[05:45] Akari
We're planning to go to the beach, so I
bought this with Sachi and Natsumi today.
[05:51] Akari
But do you think it's too risqué?
[05:53] Akari
I bought two suits, so maybe
I'll wear the other one.
[06:11] Akari
You're staring, you perv.
[06:14] Jiro
Anyone would stare at that.
[06:16] Jiro
I think that might be a bit much.
There's not a lot of fabric there.
[06:20] Akari
Why are you talking about fabric?
[06:22] Akari
The ties here are cute, aren't they?
[06:25] Akari
Look!
[06:29] Akari
Eek! That lustful look in your eyes!
[06:32] Akari
Oh, gosh! I'm so scared!
[06:34] Jiro
You told me to look!
[06:37] Jiro
Also, those are my clothes!
[06:39] Akari
Aw, what's the problem?
[06:42] Jiro
And is it Takamiya and
Ohashi you're going with?
[06:45] Jiro
Will there be guys?
[06:47] Akari
What? Does it bother you?
[06:48] Jiro
It's not that.
[06:50] Jiro
If you're wearing that, I'd actually
feel better if you had guys with you.
[06:56] Jiro
Oh, uh, sorry. Who do I think I am, right?
[07:01] Jiro
It's just... I don't think it'd
be as safe with just girls.
[07:06] Akari
It's not like that.
I'm going for a part-time job.
[07:11] Jiro
A job?
[07:12] Akari
A short-term job at a café near the ocean.
[07:15] Akari
I'll be staying there
starting Friday next week.
[07:17] Jiro
Really? There are a lot of
those this time of year.
[07:21] Jiro
But that's perfect. I got a live-in job, too,
and I wanted to talk to you about it.
[07:25] Akari
What? You got a part-time job?
[07:27] Akari
I can't picture that.
[07:29] Jiro
I can't, either. But Kamo says I have to.
[07:33] Akari
You two are joined at the hip, huh?
[07:35] Jiro
Don't say that! It's creepy! And...
[07:38] Jiro
Oh, right. Shiori will be there, too.
[07:43] Jiro
Apparently, she and Hamano applied together.
[07:47] Jiro
You're trying hard to make
things work with Tenjin, right?
[07:50] Jiro
I just thought I should start
making some moves, too.
[07:54] Akari
Oh.
[07:57] Akari
I see! So that's what your real goal is, huh?
[08:00] Akari
What a relief!
[08:01] Akari
If I left you on your own,
you'd end up eating just cup noodles,
[08:04] Akari
so I was on the fence about
whether I should go or not.
[08:07] Jiro
Really? Sorry.
[08:09] Akari
So we'll be apart for a little while, then.
[08:11] Jiro
Yeah, we will.
[08:15] Akari
Well? Does it make you feel lonely?
[08:18] Jiro
Huh? Why?
[08:21] Akari
Oh, right. Sakurazaka-san will be
there, so you won't be lonely.
[08:25] Akari
Huh. I see how it is.
[08:27] Jiro
Where's this coming from?
[08:29] Akari
Say you'll miss me.
[08:34] Akari
Say it!
[08:35] Akari
We're married, aren't we?
[08:38] Jiro
Oh, come on! The job is only for three days!
[08:41] Jiro
And we'll both be at our parents' places
for the whole month of August, right?
[08:44] Akari
Then it's even more important! Say it!
[08:46] Jiro
Why are you angry over this?
[08:48] Jiro
Get off of me!
[08:49] Akari
Nope. I dunno why, but I'm pissed now.
[08:52] Akari
I won't move until you say it.
[08:56] Akari
Say you'll feel lonely without me!
[08:58] Jiro
Hey! Are you kidding me?!
[09:00] Akari
Say it! Say it! Hurry up!
[09:04] Jiro
Akari-san! I'm begging you!
Please have mercy on me!
[09:10] Akari
You're making me feel lonely...
[09:27] Akari
I'm recharging my battery.
[09:31] Jiro
Shit!
[09:35] Jiro
This electrical discharge...
[09:38] Jiro
It's now or never.
[09:42] Akari
All done!
[09:44] Jiro
Huh?
[09:44] Akari
We won't earn any points for three days,
so we have to earn them now.
[09:49] Jiro
Right.
[09:51] Jiro
Anyway, Akari-san...
Aren't you going to change out of that?
[09:55] Akari
What? Do you not like this swimsuit?
[09:58] Jiro
No, that's not what I'm talking about here.
[10:00] Akari
I'm not sure which one
I want to wear, so tell me!
[10:02] Akari
Do you like it or not?
[10:05] Jiro
Well, I can't say I hate it, I guess.
[10:08] Jiro
I am a guy, after all.
[10:10] Jiro
It's normal for me to like it.
[10:14] Akari
Then I think I'll wear
the other one after all!
[10:17] Jiro
Hey! After you made me say all that?!
[10:19] Akari
Say...
[10:20] Akari
Go to the beach with me sometime, too.
[10:23] Jiro
Huh?
[10:26] Akari
This suit...
[10:28] Akari
will be just for you.
[10:34] Akari
It's sad that you'll only be seeing girls
and the ocean because of a job, anyway.
[10:38] Akari
You were probably planning to spend your
whole summer break gaming, right?
[10:41] Jiro
No one asked for your opinion!
[10:43] Akari
I'll make sure your summer is a fun one.
Be ready for it, okay?
[10:48] Jiro
Why is she saying these things?
SIGN Come Work With the Best Team!
Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
Daily Wage 8,000 yen
Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
SIGN Come Work With the Best Team!
Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
Daily Wage 8,000 yen
Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
[10:55] Jiro
Wait, don't tell me your part-time job is...
[10:58] Akari
Huh?
SIGN It's summer! It's the ocean! But I have no money...
Come Work With the Best Team!
Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
Daily Wage 8,000 yen
Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
Resort Café Dining Hall and Kitchen
Daily Wage 8,000 yen
Short-term lodging! All hair colors allowed!
Hiring staff for our STAR BOX COFFEE shop on the beach!!!!
This season has come again this year!
We'll be setting up our super-popular summer-only beachside shop this year, too!
Whether it's with your friends or with your significant other... please apply!
[10:59] Akari; Jiro
What?!
[11:05] Natsumi
There it is!
[11:12] Natsumi
Yay! Going ashore!
[11:14] Kamo
This sun is too dazzling
for a shadow-type like me.
[11:17] Jiro
And yet you seem to have
come here all ready to go.
[11:19] Kamo
This summer will be full of dramatic ups
and downs! And I'm gonna have them, too!
[11:24] Shiori
I've gotta work hard.
[11:35] Tenjin
And this is the lodging house.
[11:37] Tenjin
The whole place is reserved for us
as long as we're working here.
[11:42] Tenjin
The guys are over here.
[11:44] Tenjin
And the ladies' rooms are on that side.
[11:46] Akari
Minami-kun really is cool, isn't he?
[11:49] Tenjin
For now, leave your stuff here,
[11:52] Tenjin
then come to the café for training.
[11:54] everyone but Tenjin
Okay.
[11:56] Kamo
Well, then...
[11:57] Sachi
Wow, it's pretty big.
[12:00] Natsumi
There are futons here!
[12:02] Sachi
This is a nice place.
[12:04] Natsumi
The ocean's so close!
[12:06] Akari
Yoo-hoo!
[12:09] Sachi
Cut it out. You're not gonna hear an echo.
[12:12] Natsumi
I love you, Ryou-kun!
[12:14] Sachi
And we don't need confessions
of love like that, either.
[12:17] Natsumi
Oh, right! I brought a deck of cards.
[12:19] Natsumi
Let's all play together tonight.
[12:21] Natsumi
Hamano-san, you two, too!
[12:22] Mei
Count us in!
[12:24] Terafune
Me, too!
[12:25] Terafune
Let me play, too!
[12:26] Natsumi
Let's go.
[12:27] Akari; Sachi
Okay.
[12:33] Akari
Oh, wow! This uniform is so cute!
[12:37] Natsumi
It is! It actually gets me hyped up!
[12:40] Sachi
This isn't the right size, is it?
Maybe I'll ask for a different one.
[12:43] Akari
It's fine! Just show it off!
It's summer, after all!
[12:46] Sachi
What are you talking about?
[12:47] Mei
This is so cute, it makes me feel embarrassed.
[12:50] Mei
I don't usually wear this kind of thing.
[12:52] Shiori
Yeah, even your regular clothes
are on the sporty side.
[12:55] Shiori
But I'm really happy we get to match!
[12:57] Shiori
It suits you. You look very cute.
[13:00] Mei
Th-Thanks.
[13:03] Kamo's older brother
So, I think that does it for
the explanation of the shop.
[13:07] Kamo's older brother
Basically, you'll be split up
between the kitchen and the floor.
[13:11] Kamo's older brother
If you have a preference, grab an employee
during the lunch break and tell them.
[13:15] everyone but Kamo's brother
Yes, sir.
[13:16] Kamo
Man, I am seriously glad
you're here, Jiro-chan.
[13:20] Kamo
The design of this place is so stylish,
it makes me feel all insecure.
[13:24] Jiro
You sure put a lot of effort into
the outfit you wore here, though.
[13:27] Jiro
I didn't think you owned anything like that.
[13:30] Kamo
My brother bought them for me a while
back. He seemed weirdly energized.
[13:34] Kamo
He said something like, "You should
take a lesson from my friendliness!"
[13:37] Kamo
Seriously, who gave him
a compliment like that?
[13:42] Kamo
Still, I might have a chance
with one of the gyarus!
[13:46] Kamo
One must never fail to be prepared!
[13:48] Kamo
And I have my lucky item from this morning's
fortune, a knotted misanga bracelet!
[13:52] Kamo
All that's left is a chance encounter
with a girl who loves enka music.
[13:57] Jiro
I just sort of stumbled into this summer job,
[14:00] Jiro
but getting to spend two nights with
Shiori when we aren't married...
[14:03] Jiro
This chance might never come again.
[14:06] Shiori
Jiro-kun, are you choosing
the kitchen or the floor?
[14:10] Jiro
The kitchen... probably.
[14:11] Jiro
I wouldn't be comfortable helping customers.
[14:13] Shiori
M-Maybe I'll pick the kitchen, too.
[14:16] Shiori
I'd feel better with someone I know.
[14:19] Shiori
So... want to work the kitchen with me?
[14:23] Shiori
Okay?
[14:24] Jiro
For real?
[14:26] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
SIGN Amount Due
SIGN Choose Transaction
SIGN Credit
SIGN E-money
SIGN QR Code
[14:30] Akari
Let's see...
[14:33] Tenjin
Think you'll be okay?
[14:34] Akari
Yeah!
[14:35] Tenjin
Right here.
[14:36] Akari
Oh, I see! Thanks!
[14:38] Tenjin
You learn fast. That really helps me out.
[14:41] Tenjin
I can tell you're really listening.
[14:43] Akari
I'm so happy!
[14:46] Tenjin
Then, once you've given their card back...
[14:48] Akari
I give them the receipt, right?
[14:49] Sachi
Hey, so...
SIGN Earl Grey
Milk Tea
[14:51] Natsumi
Can toppings be added to this one, too?
[14:53] Natsumi
Hey!
[14:54] Sachi
Hey, are you listening, teacher?
[14:59] Natsumi
Oh, look at this! I bet Akari would love it!
[15:03] Terafune
Which one? Show me!
[15:04] Natsumi
Just kidding!
[15:06] Sachi
You are idiotically easy to read.
And you are an idiot.
[15:10] Terafune
Hey! If you're gonna make fun of me,
I won't teach you how to do the work!
[15:13] Sachi
You're way too uptight.
You'll never win over any girls like that.
[15:18] Natsumi
But you know...
[15:19] Natsumi
It's gotta suck when the one you're in
love with is in love with your friend.
[15:23] Natsumi
If Akari and Minami-kun start dating,
what'll you do?
[15:26] Terafune
That's not gonna happen.
[15:27] Sachi
How do you know?
[15:29] Terafune
Call it... intuition.
[15:31] Sachi
There's no way that brain of yours contains
any kind of intuition. Spit it out.
[15:34] Terafune
That's kinda harsh.
[15:36] Natsumi
If you don't tell us, I'll be angry!
[15:39] Sachi
And Natsumi-sama is scary when she's angry.
[15:42] Mei
They're making a lot of noise.
What are they so excited about?
[15:42] Terafune
G-G-Give! I give up!
[15:45] Shiori
They seem like they're having fun.
[15:47] Shiori
Sorry for making you work the kitchen with me.
[15:51] Mei
Don't be!
[15:52] Mei
I mean, this is my chance to
work a part-time job with you!
[15:55] Shiori
Thanks!
[15:59] Mei
You say that, but the one you'd
rather be with is over there, right?
[16:03] Shiori
M-Mei-chan!
[16:04] Mei
Just look at his back.
That's the back of a useless man.
[16:07] Mei
You need to show off the
fact that you're a woman.
[16:09] Mei
It may have happened by coincidence,
but this is a rare chance, right?
[16:12] Mei
Escape the role of "childhood friend."
This summer is clutch time!
[16:16] Shiori
Okay.
[16:18] Mei
Yakuin!
[16:21] Mei
Sorry, Yakuin. Could you get
that thing up there for us?
[16:25] Mei
Shiori can't reach.
[16:26] Shiori
Oh, um... Please?
[16:30] Shiori
Sorry, Jiro-kun.
[16:32] Jiro
It's fine. Which one?
[16:33] Shiori
Um...
[16:34] Shiori
This syrup.
[16:38] Shiori
Jiro-kun?
[16:40] Jiro
Oh, sorry! That one, right?
[16:43] Shiori
Yeah.
[16:45] Mei
You've got this, Shiori.
[16:47] Kamo
Jiro-chan! I got a new bottle of soa—
[16:49] Kamo
Hey! What is this, gravity?
[16:51] Mei
Sorry. Could you move these
cardboard boxes first?
[16:54] Kamo
Of course! If I can be of help.
[16:57] Kamo
Hup!
[16:59] Kamo
A misanga...
[17:01] Kamo
Do you like enka, by any chance?
[17:03] Mei
What?
[17:05] Kamo
Sorry.
[17:07] Shiori
Thank you, Jiro-kun.
[17:09] Jiro
No, thank you.
[17:11] Jiro
Moron! What are you thanking her for?!
[17:19] Jiro
Is this one of those ones
you put cream and stuff on?
[17:21] Shiori
Yeah! Want to practice together?
[17:26] Jiro
It's hard getting this in there.
[17:29] Shiori
Yeah, but this is your first time, right?
[17:32] Jiro
Y-Yeah.
[17:33] Shiori
It's all right. Try doing it slowly and gently.
[17:37] Jiro
Okay.
[17:37] Shiori
That's right. Like you're
tracing softly along the edge.
[17:41] Shiori
Do it slowly and gently.
[17:43] Shiori
There's no need to rush or panic.
It's all right to go slow.
[17:46] Shiori
That's right. Gently.
[17:48] Jiro
Like this... maybe?
[17:51] Shiori
Yes. It's all the way in.
[17:53] Shiori
That's right. Now keep it there
and start moving, slowly.
[17:56] Shiori
Oh! No, don't rush.
[17:59] Shiori
That's it.
[18:02] Shiori
It might be better if you went
in a little straighter. Like this.
[18:13] Shiori
Jeez, Jiro-kun!
[18:16] Jiro
Huh?! Uh, s-s-sorry!
[18:20] Shiori
You look like you have a mustache!
[18:23] Jiro
D-Don't laugh! It's on your face, too!
[18:26] Shiori
What? Oh, no! Where?
[18:29] Jiro
Oh, not there. It's in a
totally different spot!
[18:33] Shiori
Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
[18:36] Shiori
J-Jiro-kun, wipe it off.
[18:45] Shiori
That tickles!
[18:47] Jiro
Sh-Shiori, if you don't
hold still, I can't get it off.
[18:51] Shiori
Jiro-kun's hands are so warm.
[18:54] (Flashback) Mei
Escape the role of "childhood friend."
[18:56] (Flashback) Mei
This summer is clutch time!
[18:58] Jiro
Okay. I think I got all of it.
[19:01] Mei
This summer is clutch time!
[19:04] Shiori
Jiro-kun...
[19:06] Shiori
Please look at me. I mean, really look.
[19:11] Jiro
Shiori?
[19:20] Shiori
Jiro-kun, I...
[19:24] Jiro
Shiori? Is something wrong?
[19:33] Sachi
So sorry to bother you when you're
in the middle of something.
[19:36] Sachi
What size were we supposed to get, again?
[19:39] Natsumi
No idea. Let's bring them all.
[19:42] Shiori
Jiro-kun was so surprised.
Is he disgusted by me now?
[19:46] Jiro
She really looked like she hated that!
I might've blown it already.
[19:49] Natsumi
Sorry for bothering you!
[19:51] Sachi
Take your time and enjoy!
[19:54] Shiori
I, um... I'm so sorry!
[19:56] Jiro
No, I'm the one who should be sorry.
[19:58] Jiro
Don't panic, me. Everything's fine.
There's still plenty of time.
[20:04] Shiori
I was able to tell him a little, Mei-chan.
[20:08] Shiori
It's all right. Summer's only just begun.
[20:12] Jiro
It's all right. Everything's all right.
[20:14] Jiro
This isn't that other summer!
[20:20] Jiro
Going forward, if I want to be closer
to Shiori than anyone else is,
[20:24] Jiro
things can't stay as they are.
[20:27] Jiro
I have to get past this "childhood friends"
thing I've upheld all this time!
[20:31] Kamo
Jiro-chan!
[20:35] Kamo
Did you bring your swimsuit?
[20:37] Jiro
Huh?
[20:41] Akari
The ocean!
[20:42] Sachi
It's gorgeous!
[20:44] Natsumi
This rocks!
[20:47] Kamo
What a glorious view!
[20:49] Kamo
This will restore my vision!
[20:52] Jiro
In multiple ways.
[20:53] Kamo
To be at the beach with sunny extroverts
while I'm still in high school...
[20:57] Kamo
I guess life's worth living after all, Jiro-chan!
[21:00] Jiro
It's clear that we're in a different
group from them, though.
[21:04] Kamo
But Akari-chan's one-piece
bathing suit is unexpected.
[21:08] Kamo
Usually, she shows so much skin.
[21:11] Kamo
Though that's cute in its own way.
[21:16] (Flashback) Akari
This suit...
[21:17] (Flashback) Akari
will be just for you.
[21:20] Jiro
No, it can't be...
[21:22] Jiro
That's not possible.
[21:25] Jiro
It couldn't be...
[21:27] Jiro
No, it's not possible, right?
[21:29] Shiori
Huh? Jiro-kun, where are you guys' swimsuits?
[21:34] Shiori
You're not going in the water?
[21:36] Mei
Because you can't swim?
[21:40] Kamo
We didn't think we'd get free time,
so we didn't bring our suits.
[21:44] Jiro
We thought it'd be enough to
just look out at the ocean.
[21:47] Mei
Yeah, right. I bet you were just
staring at the gross parts of the girls.
[21:51] Kamo
Th-That's a horrible thing to say!
[21:52] Kamo
They're not gross! They are sacred areas!
[21:55] Kamo
Thank you for giving us these
gifts to take home with us!
[21:57] Jiro
Are you stupid?!
[21:59] Shiori
I don't quite understand, but, u-um...
[22:02] Shiori
If you'd like, why don't
we go over there together?
[22:06] Shiori
What do you say?
[22:17] Mei; Kamo; Jiro
A hotel?!
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Akari
Ta-da! What do you think of this swimsuit?
[23:52] Natsumi
Ooh, sexy!
[23:53] Sachi
If you want a suit for when
everything's on the line, this is it!
[23:54] Natsumi
Whoa, it's basically just string.
[23:55] Natsumi
What if it comes untied?
[23:56] Sachi
Well, if that happened, your boyfriend
would probably cover for you.
[24:00] Akari
I don't think he'd be that considerate.
[24:03] Sachi
Hm?
[24:03] Natsumi
Who are you talking about?
[24:04] Akari
Huh? Nobody!
[24:06] Sachi; Natsumi
Next time...
SIGN Next Time
SIGN "Already" Has Passed, but Not "Yet."
[24:07] Sachi
"'Already' Has Passed..."
[24:08] Natsumi
"...but Not 'Yet.'"
E10 - "Already" Has Passed, but Not "Yet."
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[00:01] Shiori
Why don't we go over there together?
[00:03] Mei; Kamo; Jiro
A hotel?!
[00:07] Shiori
Wow!
[00:09] Shiori
Kamo-kun, you're pretty good with your hands!
[00:12] Mei
How did you do these super detailed parts?
[00:15] Kamo
I just figured ladies would probably
prefer Western-style castles.
[00:19] Jiro
She meant the beach right
in front of the hotel?!
[00:22] Kamo
And since it had to be something
easy to build with sand,
[00:24] Kamo
I thought about England and decided
that Conwy Castle would be best.
[00:27] Mei
That's a surprising talent.
[00:31] Kamo
You fool!
[00:32] Kamo
If we ever get a chance to see
women's swimsuits this close again,
[00:35] Kamo
it'll probably only be in VR!
[00:37] Jiro
Well, he's got a point.
[00:40] Jiro
Usually, Shiori's buttons are done
all the way up to the top,
[00:43] Jiro
but now, her chest is...
[00:46] Jiro
O gods, I thank you!
[00:48] Shiori
Jiro-kun, are you all right?
[00:50] Jiro
Huh? Uh, yes! What is it?
[00:52] Shiori
I was thinking we should make
a tunnel through this castle!
[00:55] Shiori
We did it all the time when
we were kids, remember?
[00:57] Shiori
We'd dig in with our hands from either
side and join together in the middle.
[01:01] Jiro
Join together?
[01:02] Shiori
Okay, come on. Slide it
in gently. Go slow, okay?
[01:06] Jiro
Okay.
[01:07] Shiori
Um, maybe a little deeper?
[01:12] Shiori
Oh! There you are, Jiro-kun!
[01:15] Shiori
Look at us, playing with sand.
It's like we went back in time.
[01:21] Akari
They're being all lovey over there.
What the heck?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:56] Everyone
Rock, paper, scissors!
[02:59] Natsumi
Which means Akari and Yakuin
are gonna go buy stuff!
[03:02] Akari
What? Me and Jiro?
[03:04] Akari
We're always together. That's boring!
[03:06] Jiro
Well, sorry you got stuck with me.
[03:09] Jiro
It's pretty crowded.
[03:11] Akari
It seems like it's all guy-girl pairs.
[03:14] Jiro
Being in a place filled
with normies is getting old.
SIGN Today
Couple's Discount
SIGN All items 20 yen off
[03:18] Jiro
It's gotta be because of this!
[03:20] Akari
We should use it, too!
[03:22] Jiro
What? But we're not a couple!
[03:24] Akari
But being married counts, doesn't it?
[03:29] Akari
You turned all red! I'll assume
that means you're okay with it.
[03:32] Jiro
"Mock"! We're mock-married!
[03:33] Akari
As long as no one finds out, it's fine!
[03:35] beach hut employee
Next customer!
[03:37] Akari
Let's see... Three yakisobas, and...
[03:40] beach hut employee
Couples can upgrade the
size at no extra charge.
[03:43] Akari
For real? That's so nice of you!
[03:45] Akari
Then can we make all three of them larges?
[03:48] beach hut employee
I can't say no to a cute girlfriend like you!
[03:51] beach hut employee
You're one lucky boyfriend. I'm jealous!
[03:55] beach hut employee
Right, you're number 13.
I'll call you when it's ready.
[03:58] Jiro
Okay.
[04:01] Akari
What was with that courtesy laugh?
[04:03] Akari
Do things with more style,
more like a boyfriend!
[04:06] Jiro
Huh? What was I supposed
to have done better, then?
[04:09] Akari
Put your arm around my shoulders and say,
"I'm proud to call her my girlfriend!"
[04:13] Akari
It'd be like a dream to hear that.
[04:16] Akari
Minami-kun might have
done it if he were here.
[04:19] Jiro
That stuff doesn't just come out of nowhere.
[04:21] beach hut employee
Customer number 13!
[04:24] Jiro
I'll go get it.
[04:25] Akari
What was that? He's so infuriating!
[04:29] pick-up guy A
Hey, you alone?
[04:32] Jiro
Oh, crap. Where were we a minute ago?
[04:38] Jiro
Does Akari know him?
[04:39] Jiro
I can't tell!
[04:42] Akari
Jiro, over here!
[04:43] pick-up guy A
What? You were waiting for a guy?
[04:46] pick-up guy B
You're two totally different types.
That's hilarious!
[04:49] Jiro
Um, are you acquaintances of hers?
[04:52] pick-up guy A
Ding, ding, ding! Acquaintances!
We just became acquainted!
[04:57] Akari
You know they're not! They're hitting on me!
[05:01] Jiro
Yeah, of course...
[05:03] pick-up guy B
Hey, bro, you're here with her, right?
[05:07] pick-up guy A
Will you tell us her name?
[05:09] pick-up guy A
We've asked, but she won't tell us.
[05:12] pick-up guy B
Hey, are you staying somewhere
around here tonight? Is it close?
[05:15] Jiro
U-Um, would you mind letting her go?
She doesn't like what you're doing.
[05:20] pick-up guy A
Oh, here it comes!
[05:22] pick-up guy B
You after this girl, too?
[05:24] Jiro
No, um...
[05:26] pick-up guy A
She's a little intense for you, ain't she, bro?
[05:28] pick-up guy A
You look like a virgin, though. Are you?
[05:35] Jiro
Sh-She's my wife.
[05:39] pick-up guy A
What?!
[05:40] pick-up guy B
She's married?!
[05:43] pick-up guy B
Sorry, bro!
[05:44] pick-up guy A
Yeah, uh... Be happy together!
[05:50] Akari
L-Listen, Jiro...
[05:53] Jiro
I'm sorry!
[05:54] Akari
Huh?
[05:56] Jiro
I couldn't think up a lie on the spot,
[05:58] Jiro
and I figured you must've
hated being called my wife...
[06:02] Jiro
B-But calling you my girlfriend
would've been... you know...
[06:05] Akari
You are seriously infuriating!
[06:06] Jiro
I said I'm sorry!
[06:08] Akari
I never said I hated it!
[06:11] Jiro
Huh?
[06:12] Akari
I-I didn't say that, did I?
[06:14] Akari
Don't just assume things like that.
[06:16] Akari
Y-You were so cool...
and then you ruined it, you idiot.
[06:21] Akari
If you're always like that,
you'll never get a girlfriend!
[06:27] Akari
Don't apologize for everything.
[06:29] Akari
I feel like a loser for letting my heart race.
[06:32] Akari
And in the practical, too...
[06:33] Akari
Show me you're man enough
to use me for practice.
[06:37] Jiro
F-For practice?
[06:40] Akari
You get it now? Okay, so let's head back!
[06:42] Jiro
Wh-Wha...
[06:44] Jiro
Hey! Quit pushing!
[06:46] Akari
They're gonna tease us for
taking so long because of you.
[06:48] Jiro
It wasn't my fault!
[06:50] Akari
Walk faster!
[06:53] Akari
I can't deal with that kind of thing...
[07:00] Natsumi
This is paradise.
[07:02] Sachi
Don't talk like an old man.
[07:05] Akari
This is so nostalgic. It feels like a school trip.
[07:11] Shiori
Mei-chan, you're not sunburned, are you?
[07:13] Mei
No, I rubbed some oil on, so I'm fine.
[07:16] Mei
But I guess a day isn't
enough to even out a tan.
[07:19] Shiori
Oh, the tan lines around
here are fading, though.
[07:23] Mei
Y-You've tanned some, too!
[07:25] Shiori
You're right! And I put on
sunblock and everything.
[07:28] Mei
Come on, let's hurry up and get in.
[07:32] Sachi
So then I asked him,
[07:35] Sachi
"And how many kilos do you think
you've gained since we started dating?"
[07:40] Akari
It's impossible to stay the "perfect girl"
24 hours a day, right?
[07:44] Natsumi
That's so not okay.
[07:45] Natsumi
You're working hard to stay beautiful,
and he just doesn't get it.
[07:48] Natsumi
Bet he'll never get married.
[07:50] Sachi
Yeah, for real.
[07:52] Shiori; Mei
We can hear them talking.
[07:54] Sachi
Anyway, since we're on the subject,
how's it going at your place, Akari?
[07:57] Natsumi
Indeed.
[07:59] Akari
My place?
[08:00] Sachi
That virgin seems like he'd have
unrealistic dreams about girls.
[08:04] Natsumi
She complained about him
all the time at first.
[08:07] Sachi
And you thought there was
no way it could last this long.
[08:10] Akari
Th-That's because he's super, uber sloppy!
[08:14] Shiori
So he's sloppy at home...
[08:17] Natsumi
Doesn't Virgin-kun actually treat you better
since he's got so little experience?
[08:21] Sachi
In the end, it's all about kindness, right?
[08:24] Sachi
If he isn't kind, it won't feel good anyway.
[08:26] Sachi
Like my ex before my last ex...
[08:28] Sachi
Before we'd do it, I seriously thought about
reading my mental notes aloud to him.
[08:32] Mei
Hey, um...
[08:34] Mei
We can hear everything you're
saying. You okay with that?
[08:37] Natsumi
It's totally fine!
Actually, Hamano-san, you should join in!
[08:40] Natsumi
You, too, Sakurazaka-san!
[08:42] Shiori
Huh?
[08:43] Sachi
How do your relationship chats usually go?
[08:45] Shiori
I... I, um...
[08:48] Mei
After hearing what you said, I think
it's all about caring for someone.
[08:52] Mei
It's sort of a way to give yourself
the feeling that you really like them,
[08:56] Mei
and I'd like to believe the other
party wants to feel seen, too.
[09:00] Mei
It's not about being good or bad at it.
[09:03] Mei
It's wanting to make eye contact
even one more time.
[09:05] Mei
I think I like that kind of thing.
[09:10] Sachi; Natsumi
Well said!
[09:11] Sachi
That's it, exactly!
[09:13] Sachi
I want to really feel that I'm loved.
[09:15] Natsumi
Hamano-san, will you marry me?
[09:18] Mei
Why are you clinging to me like that?
[09:20] Mei
C'mon, cut it out!
[09:20] Akari
Sorry for talking about this right now.
[09:23] Shiori
Huh? Oh, no, it's fine.
I'm the one who should apologize.
[09:27] Shiori
I, um... I don't have much experience,
so I couldn't join the conversation, that's all.
[09:32] Akari
Really? But you're super cute!
[09:35] Akari
But I get it. It's hard to jump
into a conversation like that.
[09:38] Akari
When it comes to the stuff they were
talking about, I'm no match for those two.
[09:43] Shiori
I-It's very educational.
[09:46] Akari
You're so serious!
[09:54] Shiori
If it were Jiro-kun...
[09:54] Akari
If it was Jiro...
[09:57] Natsumi
Akari!
[09:59] Natsumi
We're gonna head back first.
[10:01] Akari
Okay.
SIGN Women
SIGN Men
[10:08] Akari
Was the men's bath pretty big?
[10:10] Jiro
Uh... yeah, kinda.
[10:12] Akari
O-Oh, cool.
[10:15] Akari
Hey, you got burned.
[10:17] Jiro
I know, right?
[10:18] Jiro
The shower hurt like hell.
Especially the back of my neck.
[10:22] Akari
Hang on a sec. I should have...
[10:26] Akari
Come here. I'll put it on for you.
[10:28] Jiro
Huh?
[10:29] Akari
Wow, it's really noticeable!
[10:32] Jiro
U-Um, don't you need to
get back to your room?
[10:35] Akari
What's that supposed to mean?
Do you want me to leave?
[10:37] Jiro
No, just...
[10:39] Jiro
It might look weird if we're together too long.
[10:41] Jiro
They might start teasing us.
[10:44] Akari
You worry too much.
[10:46] Akari
Wait, so your neck isn't ticklish, huh?
[10:49] Jiro
I guess not. I never really
had any ticklish spots.
[10:54] Akari
Then how about here?
[10:56] Akari
Whoa! It's not ticklish? For real?
[10:59] Jiro
Get off me! What if someone sees us?
[11:08] Akari
We haven't done this yet today.
[11:11] Jiro
W-We're not doing the practical right now...
[11:13] Akari
But ever since we got here,
there's been this distance between us.
[11:17] Akari
It makes me feel weird.
[11:19] Akari
Please... just be the way you always...
[11:23] Sachi
Akari!
[11:24] Sachi
Oh.
[11:25] Sachi
Were you in the middle of something?
[11:27] Akari
Nope! I was just telling Jiro
he should treat me to a drink.
[11:31] Akari
I think I'll have apple juice.
[11:33] Jiro
Hey! I never said I'd buy you anything!
[11:34] Sachi
Oh, really? I'll have a cola.
[11:39] Sachi
Would you look at this?
Seriously, I am so done with him.
[11:42] Jiro
So, Takamiya-san...
You wanted a cola, right?
[11:46] Sachi
Yeah. Thanks!
[11:48] Jiro
Aka—Watanabe, what did you say you wanted?
[11:52] Jiro
Watanabe...
[11:55] Akari
Apple juice.
[11:57] Jiro
Right.
[11:59] Sachi
Thanks!
[12:01] Sachi
So, he's like a major no, right?
[12:04] Jiro
Uh-oh. I stepped on some kind of land mine.
[12:08] Jiro
I hope nothing bad happens...
SIGN Watanabe Akari
SIGN Time starts now
SIGN 10 minutes
SIGN The beach shop
[12:17] Akari
You will come.
[12:20] Jiro
Yes, I will.
[12:25] Natsumi
Hey, where's Akari?
[12:27] Mei
She said she was going
to the convenience store.
[12:29] Natsumi
What? But I thought we
were going to play cards.
[12:33] Kamo
Do you know where Jiro-chan is?
[12:35] Minami
He said he was going to go wander around.
[12:37] Kamo
What? Are any shops still open?
[12:40] Terafune
At this hour, probably
just the convenience store.
[12:42] Kamo
Sheesh...
[12:44] Mei
Shall we? For a change of pace.
[12:53] Jiro
Um, I'm very sorry.
[12:55] Akari
There it is.
[12:56] Akari
You don't know why I'm angry, but you start
off with an apology anyway. Like always.
[13:00] Jiro
Yes. I don't know why you're angry.
[13:03] Jiro
I'm very sorry.
[13:04] Akari
I'm telling you not to apologize when
you don't know the reason for it!
[13:08] Akari
Are you stupid?!
[13:09] Jiro
Y-Yes!
[13:10] Jiro
I'm sor—Okay!
[13:17] Jiro
Whoa, what?! What are you...
[13:23] Jiro
That swimsuit...
[13:25] Akari
I've been looking forward to it.
[13:26] Akari
I got to come to the ocean
with you, even if it's for work.
[13:30] Jiro
So she meant what she said?
[13:32] Akari
But you just keep worrying about
how other people see us.
[13:36] Akari
When I do talk to you, you're cold toward me.
[13:38] Akari
It's like I'm the only one excited about this.
[13:40] Akari
I hate it so much.
[13:42] Jiro
She hates it? But that...
[13:46] Jiro
That makes it sound like she's jealous.
[13:49] Jiro
No, it's nothing, really.
[13:52] Jiro
Am I stupid? I can't get the wrong idea.
[13:54] Jiro
It's just her usual "I hate it" syndrome.
[13:56] Akari
Anyway!
[13:58] Akari
I know you don't want people
to see you with me, but...
[14:02] Jiro
No! It's not that!
[14:04] Akari
Yes, it is!
[14:05] Jiro
I'm telling you, it's not!
[14:08] Jiro
It's the other way around.
[14:09] Jiro
Being around a plain, boring guy like me
is just embarrassing for you, isn't it?
[14:14] Akari
Huh? Why should that matter?
[14:16] Akari
Who I hang out with is up to me.
[14:18] Jiro
People like me worry about that kind of thing!
[14:21] Jiro
Even if you're okay with it,
other people might think things.
[14:24] Jiro
And it's not like we have to
spend time together right now—
[14:31] Akari
Why do you have to say sad things like that?
[14:34] Akari
Look at me more, like you
do when we're at home.
[14:39] Akari
Come on... Look.
[14:46] Akari
Look! Look!
[14:47] Akari
When we're at home, all you do
is stare at my chest, you moron!
[14:48] Jiro
Ow, ow, ow!
[14:52] Akari
I already know about all that, so don't
try to act cool when we're out here!
[14:56] Jiro
The pressure! All kinds of pressure!
[14:58] Jiro
Calm down, Akari!
[15:00] Jiro
Just let go for a minute! Okay?
[15:01] Jiro
You won't get your message across this way.
[15:03] Jiro
Come on. Look me in the eye and talk to me.
[15:06] Akari
Yeah... Okay.
[15:08] Jiro
I'm glad she's so docile today.
[15:10] Akari
I hate that we're not a married couple
when we're outside the house.
[15:13] Akari
I hate you acting cold and
calling me by my last name.
[15:16] Akari
When I see you talking with
those other girls all the time...
[15:19] Akari
It's like you're not my husband anymore.
[15:23] Akari
I can't help thinking,
[15:25] Akari
what if even after we're back home,
we aren't a married couple anymore?
[15:28] Akari
And I hate feeling like that!
[15:31] Jiro
Um, is it okay for me to ask
what you mean by that?
[15:36] Akari
What do you mean,
"what do I mean"? I don't get it.
[15:39] Jiro
Well, like... How do I put it...
[15:42] Jiro
You want to be together even when we're out,
[15:45] Jiro
y-you want me to call you by your first name,
[15:47] Jiro
and you hate it when I talk
to other girls... right?
[15:51] Jiro
It's like...
[15:52] Jiro
I can't help thinking that... those are
things a jealous girlfriend might say.
[15:58] Jiro
Wait, what? For real?
[16:00] Akari
Y-You're not making sense!
[16:02] Akari
What do you mean, "for real"?
[16:04] Jiro
Well, I mean...
[16:05] Akari
Jealous? Like hell I am!
[16:08] Akari
M-More like I'm angry because you
act like I'm just a convenience!
[16:12] Jiro
That's what she meant?!
[16:14] Jiro
For now, I'll make sure to
call you by your first name.
[16:17] Akari
You should've just said that from the start.
[16:19] Shiori
Wow! The moon's beautiful tonight!
[16:22] Mei
It's brighter than I thought it'd be.
[16:24] Shiori
The breeze feels so nice!
[16:30] Mei
Oh, by the way, I was watching
a drama on TV yesterday,
[16:33] Mei
and there was a girl who looked like you.
[16:35] Shiori
Oh, the one playing the younger sister?
[16:37] Mei
Yeah! Do you get compared to her a lot?
[16:39] Akari; Jiro
What do I do now?
[16:41] Akari
It's too cramped in here. Scoot over that way!
[16:46] Jiro
You're the one who dragged me in here!
[16:48] Akari
Shh!
[16:51] Akari
This sucks. I just want to
get out of here already.
[16:54] Jiro
How is complaining gonna help?
[16:56] Jiro
Right now, we just have to make sure
Shiori and Hamano don't see us.
[17:00] Akari
That's always where you end up.
[17:02] Jiro
Did you say something?
[17:03] Akari
Nope, nothing.
[17:06] Akari
It took a lot to wear this swimsuit...
[17:08] Akari
But even when we're this close,
[17:10] Akari
in Jiro's heart, I don't even exist.
[17:15] Akari
Back when all I did was chase after Minami-kun,
I managed to be a lot more optimistic.
[17:19] Akari
But now, every time it feels fun or
reassuring to have Jiro beside me,
[17:23] Akari
I get scared that he'll leave.
[17:27] Akari
Even right now,
[17:28] Akari
I can feel that Jiro really
cares for Sakurazaka-san.
[17:33] Akari
It's something I've known
about since we first met,
[17:36] Akari
but I still feel all muddled.
[17:39] Akari
I really hate this.
[17:41] Jiro
Akari? Are you feeling sick?
[17:45] Jiro
Really? That's a relief.
[17:47] Jiro
It's hot, but can you hang in
there just a little longer?
[17:51] Akari
If I do, what then?
[17:54] Jiro
What do you mean?
[17:59] Akari
You'll be able to leave?
[18:03] Mei
Do you hear someone talking?
[18:07] Shiori
S-Stop that! Don't scare me!
[18:11] Mei
You really can't stand that kind of thing, huh?
[18:15] Mei
What if there's...
[18:16] Mei
a ghost or something over there?
[18:18] Shiori
Mei-chan!
[18:25] Mei
Huh? There's no one here.
[18:31] Mei
Sorry about that. My mistake.
[18:33] Shiori
Thank goodness.
[18:35] Mei
Maybe what I heard came from the road...
[18:37] Jiro; Akari
Safe!
[18:44] Jiro
Ow!
[18:45] Jiro
Hey, are you nuts?!
[18:46] Jiro
Quit banging around!
[18:52] Shiori
Mei-chan, let's go back now!
[18:53] Shiori
Hurry! Hurry!
[18:55] Mei
Wait...
[18:59] Akari
This seriously sucks.
[19:02] Akari
Come on, get off of me already.
[19:05] Akari
I can't believe you'd ogle my chest
in an emergency like this.
[19:07] Akari
That's so wrong.
[19:09] Akari
I swear, that's how all guys are.
[19:12] Akari
I regret wearing this swimsuit.
[19:14] Jiro
You wanted me to look, didn't you?
[19:17] Akari
Th-That was just...
something I said in the moment.
[19:20] Akari
And you need to hurry up and forget that!
[19:23] Jiro
Oh, I get it.
[19:25] Jiro
So you were just toying with me, is that it?
[19:28] Akari
No, it's not—
[19:29] Jiro
Yes, it is.
[19:31] Jiro
Wanting me to use your first name in public,
getting mad at me earlier...
[19:34] Jiro
If you just said all that "in the moment,"
[19:37] Jiro
then I'm not gonna change a thing.
[19:55] Akari
I hate you, Jiro.
[19:57] Akari
I hate this. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm gonna die.
[20:05] Akari
Hey, what's wrong? It's too hot for this.
[20:08] Akari
Come on, it's all clear.
We can get out of here now.
[20:12] Akari
And your knee is poking me. Can you move it?
[20:16] Jiro
That's... not my knee.
[20:20] Akari
Wh-What?
[20:21] Jiro
I'm serious.
[20:23] Akari
You're kidding...
[20:24] Jiro
Sorry.
[20:28] Akari
Raise your face up.
[20:35] Akari
Hey, Jiro...
[20:36] Akari
Did looking at me make that happen?
[20:44] Akari
What? W-Wait!
[20:47] Akari
W-We can't! We can't!
[20:48] Akari
Jiro, we can't! Th-There's an
order to these kinds of things!
[20:53] Akari
Huh?
[20:54] Akari
Jiro?!
[20:59] Akari
They said it's mild heatstroke. Are you okay?
[21:03] Jiro
Yeah.
[21:04] Akari; Jiro
Hey, so...
[21:09] Jiro
Sorry. I heard that you went
and got people to carry me.
[21:13] Jiro
Also, um... sorry about
all that other stuff, too.
[21:16] Akari
Didn't I tell you not to apologize?
[21:19] Akari
It makes me feel worse.
[21:21] Akari
I'm telling you not to apologize!
[21:23] Akari
And also!
[21:25] Akari
"You wanted me to look, didn't you?"
What was with that tone?
[21:28] Akari
It's unbelievable!
[21:30] Akari
All those times you stole glances at home?
[21:32] Akari
I was letting you look because
I felt sorry for you!
[21:34] Akari
You should be grateful to me, idiot!
[21:36] Jiro
You're too loud! Keep it down!
[21:38] Akari
Instead of just that kind of stuff,
[21:40] Akari
I want you to look at all
the different parts of me.
[21:44] Akari
We've already been married for four months,
[21:46] Akari
but I don't know anything about you yet.
[21:50] Akari
I-I mean, knowing about each other will
make living together more fun, right?
[21:55] Akari
I want to see and know all the
different parts of you, too.
[21:59] Akari
Since we're still married and all.
[22:01] Akari
Okay?
[22:02] Jiro
Sure.
[22:04] Jiro
As I looked at Akari smiling and saying,
"It's already been four months,"
[22:09] Jiro
I thought a lot of different things...
[22:12] Jiro
But something about the way she said "still"
stuck in an odd spot and stayed that way.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN The answers always slip away
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
SIGN I know that
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
[23:50] Terafune
Knock, knock! Let's play cards!
[23:52] Kamo
Let's do it!
[23:53] Natsumi
You can come in!
[23:54] Terafune
Old Maid? Sevens?
Whoever loses gets a penalty!
[23:58] Akari; Sachi; Natsumi; Shiori; Mei
Okay!
[24:03] Akari
This face pack feels great!
[24:05] Natsumi
Right?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN More Than a Confession, but Not Yet a Broken Heart.
[24:07] Akari
Next time, "More Than a Confession,
but Not Yet a Broken Heart."
E11 - More Than a Confession, but Not Yet a Broken Heart.
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[00:06] Shiori
I didn't get much sleep.
[00:09] (Flashback) Mei
Are you okay?
[00:10] (Flashback) Shiori
Yeah. Oh, that was scary!
[00:13] (Flashback) Mei
Yeah.
[00:14] (Flashback) Sachi
Akari! Where have you been?
[00:17] (Flashback) Natsumi
We were worried!
[00:20] (Flashback) Akari
I was stargazing on the
beach and fell asleep.
[00:23] Natsumi
What the heck?
[00:23] (Flashback) Mei
Watanabe-san's pretty free-spirited, isn't she?
[00:24] Sachi
Seriously?
[00:25] (Flashback) Shiori
Yeah.
[00:31] (Flashback) Mei
Yakuin?
[00:32] (Flashback) Shiori
Jiro-kun was at the beach, too?
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[02:10] Jiro
For some reason, I couldn't really sleep.
[02:15] Jiro
Oh! Morning.
[02:16] Shiori
Morning. Are you on your
way to brush your teeth?
[02:19] Jiro
Yeah. Are you on your way back?
[02:22] Jiro
Whoa. The sight of Shiori in
her pajamas really hits hard.
[02:26] Jiro
Tenjin sees this every day, doesn't he? Damn.
[02:30] Shiori
H-Hey, Jiro-kun...
[02:36] Shiori
Nothing! Let's give it our best in
the kitchen again today, okay?
[02:39] Jiro
Yeah.
[02:48] Akari
Hey, if it isn't Jiro! Morning!
[02:50] Jiro
Yeah... Morning.
[02:54] Akari
What? Did something happen?
You seem kinda down.
[02:57] Jiro
Not really.
[03:01] Akari
Could it be that you can't help remembering...
[03:03] Akari
what happened last night?
[03:10] Akari
Hey, come on! That's gross!
[03:21] Akari
That's a secret between
husband and wife, okay?
[03:26] Jiro
Damn it.
[03:28] Jiro
She'll be treating me
like a pushover for a while.
[03:32] Jiro
I'm glad she just laughed it off, though.
[03:35] Jiro
Things'd still be awkward otherwise.
[03:38] Jiro
That's her way of being considerate
of my feelings, right?
[03:42] Jiro
I need to get it together, too!
[03:48] Jiro
Oh, by the way, are you gonna
be doing the thing tonight, Shiori?
[03:52] Shiori
The recreational activity? I am.
[03:54] Jiro
Talk about cliché, right?
I heard it's a test of courage.
[03:59] Shiori
Wh-What do I do, Jiro-kun?!
[04:01] Shiori
I'll never make it through that!
[04:03] Jiro
Whoa, hang on!
[04:05] Shiori
I was on a bench at the beach last night...
[04:09] Shiori
And I heard voices! I just know there's
something here at this beach!
[04:13] Jiro
You must have imagined it!
[04:14] Shiori
I just don't know what to do.
[04:16] Shiori
I'm going to cause so much trouble
for whoever I'm paired with.
[04:20] Jiro
I-It'd be nice if we were
paired up together, wouldn't it?
[04:23] Jiro
I already know that you scare easily,
[04:26] Jiro
and it's no trouble for me.
[04:28] Jiro
You wouldn't need to explain anything.
[04:30] Shiori
Yeah. Thanks, Jiro-kun.
[04:32] Shiori
You know, I really love that kind side you have.
[04:40] Jiro
Huh?
[04:45] Shiori
Wh-What I... What I meant was...
[04:47] Jiro
No, I know! It's just that I don't
get called kind very often,
[04:51] Jiro
so it took me by surprise.
[04:55] Shiori
Sorry for just blurting that out!
[04:57] Shiori
I'll go take the trash out now!
[05:05] Jiro
Sh-She said "love."
Does that word have other meanings?
[05:10] Jiro
My kind side...
[05:12] Kamo
I wuv it!
[05:14] Jiro
You scared me!
[05:16] Kamo
Why are you the only one having
a nice, green springtime, damn it?!
[05:19] Jiro
What? How long have you been here?
[05:21] Kamo
Since you tried to entice her out
tonight with that lewd look on your face!
[05:25] Jiro
That phrasing is misleading!
And you should've said something!
[05:27] Kamo
I read the room and waited
so I wouldn't interfere
[05:30] Kamo
with the springtime of my buddy's youth!
[05:32] Jiro
Thank you for that.
[05:34] Kamo
Don't go getting a big head over this, you hear?
[05:38] Kamo
It wasn't you that Sakurazaka-san
said she loved!
[05:41] Kamo
It was your personality!
SIGN Personality
[05:43] Jiro
I know that.
[05:45] Kamo
Do you want...
[05:48] Kamo
the power?
[05:51] Jiro
Huh?
[05:52] Kamo
You're saying you don't want the power
to pair up with Sakurazaka-san?
[05:57] Kamo
Who do you think you're dealing with here?
[06:00] Kamo
I'm the younger brother of
the guy who hired you!
[06:02] Jiro
That didn't sound cool!
[06:04] Kamo
The test of courage is the biggest
event of this part-time job.
SIGN Test of Courage
[06:08] Kamo
According to my brother,
the suspension bridge effect...
SIGN Suspension Bridge Effect
[06:11] Kamo
may or may not have taken things in
a good direction for pairs in the past.
SIGN A Good Direction
[06:15] Jiro
Which is it?
[06:17] Kamo
And every year, those pairings
are chosen by lottery.
[06:21] Kamo
An act as simple as
tampering with that lottery
[06:23] Kamo
would be child's play for me,
the little brother.
SIGN 30 Gem Pulls
SSR Guaranteed
SIGN Sakurazaka ShioRi
[06:28] Kamo
For the cost of thirty gem pulls!
[06:34] Mei
Okay, everyone! Come draw lots!
[06:37] Akari
Mine's a heart.
[06:38] Sachi
What is this? A bear?
[06:40] Natsumi
These drawings are so bad! Mine's a yacht.
[06:45] Mei
What's yours, Shiori?
[06:47] Shiori
A sunflower, but...
[06:50] Mei
Are you still worried?
[06:52] Shiori
I just feel like I'll cause
trouble for whoever I'm with.
[06:55] Mei
It'll be fine. Some of them are dull,
but no one here's a bad guy.
[07:00] Mei
They'll take the lead for you.
[07:02] Shiori
But...
[07:05] Mei
It's going to be fine.
SIGN Girls
Ohashi → Yacht
Takamiya → Bear
Watanabe → Heart
Sakurazaka → Sunflower
Hamano → Bunny
[07:13] Mei
Shiori said hers is the sunflower.
[07:15] Kamo
Thank you so much!
[07:18] Kamo
This is perfect!
[07:19] Mei
Hey, can I ask you something?
[07:21] Kamo
Yes?
[07:23] Mei
You said this was to grant
Yakuin and Shiori's wish,
[07:26] Mei
but is that really all?
[07:28] Kamo
Uh, yeah, that's all. Why?
[07:30] Mei
Then couldn't you have marked two
of the lots and had them draw those?
[07:35] Mei
Was there really any need to use me?
[07:37] Kamo
Oh, well... Jiro-chan is one thing,
[07:40] Kamo
but I thought Sakurazaka-san
might object to a trick like that.
[07:44] Kamo
And worst case, if Sakurazaka-san didn't
draw the marked lot because of that,
[07:49] Kamo
I don't think I'd be able to help Jiro-chan
through the depression it'd cause.
[07:52] Kamo
For Sakurazaka-san, at least, I want
to make it seem like a coincidence.
[07:58] Mei
You...
[07:58] Kamo
Yes?! Have I done a bad thing?
[08:01] Mei
No. I didn't expect it,
but you're a pretty decent guy.
[08:04] Kamo
Huh? Aw, well...
[08:06] Kamo
You're doing this for your
friend, too, aren't you?
[08:08] Kamo
You're doing all you can to help me out!
[08:10] Mei
I see. If that's how it looks, then I'm glad.
[08:15] Mei
No mistakes, okay? Good luck!
[08:18] Kamo
O-Okay!
[08:21] Mei
Seriously, don't call me a good person.
[08:25] Mei
I'm just a jerk who's using your friend.
[08:30] Kamo
Whew. I thought she'd caught on.
[08:35] (Flashback) Jiro
Hey, can you make other pairs
besides just me and Shiori?
[08:39] (Flashback) Kamo
Huh?
[08:40] (Flashback) Jiro
For Akari...
[08:42] (Flashback) Jiro
Could you pair her up with Tenjin?
[08:44] (Flashback) Kamo
What? Why, though?
[08:46] (Flashback) Jiro
Please! I'll pay for double
the number of gems.
[08:49] (Flashback) Kamo
J-Jiro-chan...
[08:52] (Flashback) Jiro
She's been stressing out a lot, too.
[08:55] (Flashback) Jiro
And we've been going through all this
saying we'd try our hardest together.
[08:59] (Flashback) Jiro
If I'm the only one who gets a
chance... it just feels wrong.
[09:03] (Flashback) Jiro
I don't want to leave her behind on her own.
[09:07] Kamo
Sheesh.
[09:08] Kamo
When you look at me like that, I can't
bring myself to take double the gems.
[09:12] Kamo
But is this really the right thing to do?
[09:15] Kamo
And so!
[09:17] Kamo
We will proceed with these pairings!
[09:20] Jiro
Glad to be paired with you.
[09:21] Shiori
N-No, the pleasure's all mine.
[09:23] Tenjin
Looking forward to it, Watanabe.
[09:25] Akari
Y-Yeah.
[09:26] Terafune
Hey, my lottery luck is super bad, huh?
[09:29] Sachi
Are you trying to pick
a fight here, you jerk?
[09:32] Natsumi
I'll be counting on you, Glasses-kun!
[09:32] Terafune
Ow, ow, ow! I'm sorry!
[09:33] Kamo
Of course!
[09:34] Terafune
You're gonna break it! You're gonna break it!
[09:34] Mei
So I'm just thrown in with
the odds and ends, huh?
[09:37] Kamo's older brother
I've left colored cones at four sites.
[09:40] Kamo's older brother
Please head to your
respective starting points!
[09:44] Tenjin
We're over there.
Shall we head over, Watanabe?
[09:47] Akari
Yeah.
[09:48] Kamo's older brother
Come on, Jiro-chan. You two get going, too!
[09:55] Akari
I hate this! I wanna go back already!
[09:59] Tenjin
I never would've guessed you'd scare so easily.
[10:03] Tenjin
Does this help? Or is it
better not to hold hands?
[10:06] Akari
H-Holding hands is... better.
[10:08] Tenjin
Let's stay like this, then.
[10:10] Akari
Th-Thanks.
[10:13] Akari
So this is Minami-kun's hand.
[10:15] Akari
Even though they're both guys,
it's a little different.
[10:19] Akari
Jiro's hand is more...
[10:21] Akari
Wait, Jiro has nothing to do with this!
[10:24] Tenjin
What is it, Watanabe?
[10:25] Akari
Uh... N-Nothing!
[10:27] Akari
Just thinking about something, kinda.
[10:30] Akari
Oh, right! The chat!
Let's see how the other teams are doing!
[10:34] Akari
Huh?
[10:37] Akari
I think... I might've dropped my smartphone.
SIGN The 8th Test of Courage Competition
SIGN Goal
[10:43] Mei
Huh?
[10:43] Natsumi
Welcome back!
[10:45] Shiori
Mei-chan!
[10:48] Shiori
I was so scared!
[10:49] Mei
There, there. You did great.
[10:51] Kamo
Jiro-chan, any developments?
[10:53] Jiro
Shiori was constantly terrified,
so it wasn't really the time.
[10:56] Kamo
I figured that might happen.
[10:59] Natsumi
Still, Akari's taking a
super long time, isn't she?
[11:02] Sachi
Yeah, she is.
[11:03] Jiro
Akari's not back yet?
[11:06] Terafune
Considering Tenjin's with her,
she's taking way too long.
[11:09] Terafune
I'll try calli—
[11:10] Sachi
Leave it! Just leave it!
[11:11] Sachi
What if they're in the middle
of... enjoying themselves?
[11:15] Natsumi
That's right. Out in the dark with
no one around, just the two of them...
[11:18] Natsumi
They have no choice but to do things!
[11:18] Akari
I hate seeing you talking with
those other girls all the time.
[11:20] Terafune
They wouldn't do that! They wouldn't...
[11:23] Jiro
What's her deal? After she said all that to me...
[11:28] Jiro
And why am I irritated?
[11:31] Jiro
It's not like it matters, right?
[11:34] Natsumi
What? It's raining!
[11:36] Sachi
Ugh, seriously?
[11:38] Kamo's older brother
Oh, it's Mikkun.
[11:40] Kamo's older brother
Hello?
[11:41] Kamo's older brother
What?
[11:43] Kamo's older brother
Okay, got it. So you're turning back, then?
[11:46] Kamo
Did something happen?
[11:47] Kamo's older brother
Watanabe-san dropped her phone, and while
they were looking for it, they got separated.
[11:52] Jiro; Kamo; Shiori
What?
[11:53] Kamo
Are they gonna be okay?
[11:54] Jiro
Akari...
[11:57] Kamo's older brother
This area is privately owned,
so they're in no danger.
[12:00] Kamo's older brother
You guys can head back to your rooms.
[12:02] Natsumi
Yuck! It's really raining hard!
[12:04] Sachi
Take care of Akari for us, boss!
[12:07] Kamo's older brother
Leave it to me!
[12:10] Shiori
Jiro-kun, we'll get soaked.
[12:12] Shiori
Let's go back.
[12:18] Jiro
Sorry, Shiori.
[12:19] Jiro
I'm going to go look for Akari.
[12:21] Shiori
Jiro-kun!
[12:27] Akari
What am I gonna do?
[12:28] Akari
I can't find my phone, and now it's raining.
[12:31] Akari
This seriously sucks!
[12:33] Akari
Should I head back to the cottage?
[12:38] Akari
I just let Minami-kun lead me around,
so I have no idea which way to go!
[12:47] Jiro
Akari! Akari!
[12:51] Akari
The route from the station
to the resort, too...
[12:54] Akari
I had Jiro look all that up for me.
[12:56] Akari
All I do is rely on other people.
[12:59] Akari
I'm so sorry.
[13:00] Akari
I'm sorry.
[13:07] Akari
Jiro?!
[13:10] Akari
Minami-kun?
[13:16] Jiro
This is Akari's.
[13:19] Jiro
Where are you, Akari?
[13:24] Tenjin
I'm so glad you're safe.
[13:26] Akari
Minami-kun...
[13:27] Tenjin
I'm sorry we got separated. Are you okay?
[13:30] Tenjin
There's an azumaya gazebo over that way.
Let's move there for now.
[13:37] Tenjin
Yes. We'll head back once
the rain lets up a little.
[13:40] Tenjin
I'm very sorry. Thank you.
[13:45] Tenjin
Are you feeling better?
[13:47] Akari
Minami-kun, I'm seriously so sorry
for causing you so much trouble!
[13:51] Akari
I just went off on my own and...
[13:53] Tenjin
No, it's okay. I failed to
notice that you were gone, too.
[13:58] Tenjin
Just sit down and rest for now.
[14:01] Akari
Okay.
[14:04] Tenjin
Oh, and...
[14:07] Tenjin
Sorry I wasn't Jiro.
[14:09] Akari
Huh?!
[14:13] Tenjin
Your face!
[14:14] Akari
I-It's not like that! That was just...
[14:17] Akari
Please listen! Stop laughing, Minami-kun!
[14:21] Tenjin
Sorry! It was just way more of
a reaction than I expected.
[14:25] Tenjin
I see. So it's Yakuin, huh?
[14:27] Akari
Jiro has nothing to do with this!
[14:29] Tenjin
Your face is way too red.
You're not convincing at all.
[14:32] Akari
No, just listen!
[14:34] Akari
The person I love is...
[14:36] Tenjin
But it does make me feel a little sad.
[14:38] Akari
Huh?
[14:40] Jiro
Crap. There's just so much rain!
[14:42] Shiori
Jiro-kun!
[14:44] Shiori
Jeez, Jiro-kun! I've been looking for you!
[14:48] Jiro
Shiori...
[14:49] Shiori
Listen! They found Akari-chan!
[14:52] Jiro
What? For real?
[14:54] Shiori
Minami-kun found her.
[14:57] Shiori
They're taking shelter
from the rain right now.
[15:00] Shiori
They'll head back once it lets up.
[15:02] Shiori
Isn't that great? It's such a relief!
[15:05] Jiro
Yeah.
[15:06] Jiro
It's great.
[15:13] Jiro
You came all the way out
here just to let me know?
[15:15] Shiori
Well, you weren't reading your messages.
[15:17] Shiori
I was worried.
[15:19] Jiro
Sorry.
[15:21] Shiori
It's okay.
[15:22] Shiori
I know that's just how hard
you were looking for her.
[15:25] Shiori
You were truly worried about Akari-chan.
[15:29] Jiro
I was freaking out all on
my own and getting nowhere.
[15:32] Jiro
If Tenjin was going to find her anyway,
[15:34] Jiro
I should've just stayed
and waited where I was.
[15:37] Jiro
I'm such a loser.
[15:38] Shiori
You are not a loser!
[15:40] Shiori
You're very kind...
[15:43] Shiori
And since the practical started,
you've become really cool.
[15:49] Shiori
Akari-chan knows a Jiro-kun
that I don't know.
[15:53] Shiori
I envy her just a little bit.
[15:55] Jiro
What are you talking about?
[15:57] Jiro
The "me" you've seen all this
time is the same "me" I am now.
[16:00] Shiori
But I've never seen the husband side of you.
[16:04] Shiori
I keep thinking you must
be different like that.
[16:06] Jiro
You think so?
[16:08] Jiro
I don't think anything really changes
just because you're married.
[16:13] Jiro
And it's not like Akari and I are
actually in love with each other.
[16:19] Shiori
Jiro-kun...
[16:21] Shiori
Even that expression you're making
right now is one I don't know.
[16:25] Jiro
And anyway, what about you?
With Tenjin, I mean.
[16:28] Shiori
Huh?
[16:28] Jiro
You know, um...
[16:30] Jiro
That thing we did before... Practicing.
What happened after that?
[16:36] Jiro
Huh? Really? You and Tenjin...
[16:38] Shiori
N-No! Nothing happened!
[16:41] Jiro
But you seem really shaken right now.
[16:43] Shiori
It's not that! I just remembered
kissing you, and...
[16:49] Shiori
Um...
[16:50] Shiori
I haven't done anything like that since then.
[16:55] Jiro
Oh.
[16:58] Shiori
My first was you...
[17:02] Shiori
but was it different for you?
[17:05] Jiro
Um... Well, I mean...
[17:07] Shiori
Of course! Sorry for asking
such a weird question!
[17:11] Shiori
And for getting so flustered all on my own.
[17:13] Jiro
Shiori?
[17:13] Shiori
The rain's let up now, so...
[17:17] Jiro
You'll get soaked.
[17:22] Shiori
You've been beside me all this
time, and now I feel so lonely!
[17:27] Shiori
Once we grow up, being childhood friends
won't be enough to keep me by your side.
[17:33] Shiori
I'm so sorry. I just... Akari-chan is...
[17:39] Shiori
If Akari-chan isn't special to you,
[17:42] Shiori
then will you show me...
[17:44] Shiori
a part of you that
[17:47] Shiori
Akari-chan doesn't know?
[17:54] Akari
Minami-kun, um... What did you
mean when you said you felt sad?
[17:59] Tenjin
Hmm... It's like...
[18:01] Tenjin
how an older brother feels getting
introduced to his little sister's boyfriend?
[18:06] Akari
Little sister?
[18:07] Tenjin
Yeah.
[18:11] Akari
Oh. I get it.
[18:13] Akari
He's turning me down right now.
[18:17] Akari
But I have to give it my very best.
[18:19] Akari
Because I made a promise with Jiro
[18:22] Akari
that we'd get to A-rank and change partners!
[18:26] Akari
Minami-kun, if...
[18:29] Akari
If I became your wife and we spent time
together in the marriage practical,
[18:34] Akari
then would that feeling of me
being your little sister...
[18:39] Akari
Huh?
[18:40] Akari
Why am I trying so hard again?
[18:44] Tenjin
Watanabe, I'm sorry.
The truth is, I noticed a long time ago
[18:48] Tenjin
that you were looking at me that way.
[18:50] Akari
Huh?
[18:52] Akari
What?!
[18:53] Tenjin
I mean, it'd be hard not to notice.
[18:55] Tenjin
It really made me happy
that you felt that way,
[18:58] Tenjin
but I'm in love with someone else.
[19:04] Akari
It's Sakurazaka-san, isn't it?
[19:06] Tenjin
Huh?
[19:07] Akari
Huh?
[19:10] Tenjin
Hang on! You've got this way wrong!
[19:12] Akari
Huh? What? You... Huh?
[19:14] Tenjin
So that's what you thought, huh?
[19:17] Akari
Please stop laughing!
[19:19] Tenjin
Sorry. There's nothing between me and Shiori.
[19:22] Akari
What? You're kidding.
[19:24] Akari
Who, then? Someone in your class?
[19:27] Tenjin
It's someone you don't know.
[19:32] Tenjin
It's an unrequited love.
[19:34] Tenjin
And it'll probably stay that way forever.
[19:39] Tenjin
A love with no future is just pointless.
[19:43] Tenjin
I know how much that hurts,
[19:46] Tenjin
so when I think about how I've made
you go through the same thing,
[19:49] Tenjin
I just feel so bad.
[19:52] Tenjin
That's why I was relieved
when I heard Yakuin's name.
[19:55] Tenjin
I'm happy for you.
[19:57] Akari
Even if...
[19:59] Akari
Even if Jiro's in love with someone else, too?
[20:02] Tenjin
Yakuin's dating someone?
[20:04] Akari
No, he isn't, but...
[20:07] Tenjin
Then it's all up to how hard you try, isn't it?
[20:10] Tenjin
There's still a chance that
Yakuin will choose you, right?
[20:13] Akari
B-But what if I tell him and it
makes things weird between us?
[20:17] Tenjin
You used to be more
optimistic about stuff than that.
[20:20] Tenjin
Are things weird between us now?
[20:23] Akari
No.
[20:26] Tenjin
I hope your love is something
you can enjoy this time.
[20:30] Tenjin
It's like I'm entrusting my hopes to you...
[20:33] Tenjin
Because it's something I wasn't able to do.
[20:36] Tenjin
Sorry to do this after you were
kind enough to fall in love with me.
[20:40] Akari
That's wrong!
[20:43] Akari
Because I've had so much fun all this time!
[20:46] Akari
Every time we talked, my heart raced so fast.
[20:49] Akari
When our eyes met, I'd be walking on clouds.
[20:51] Akari
So please don't say things like that.
[20:54] Akari
I didn't fall in love with you
to make you apologize to me.
[20:58] Akari
Thank you, Minami-kun. I mean it.
[21:01] Akari
I really loved you!
[21:05] Tenjin
I'm the one who should thank you.
[21:07] Tenjin
Your feelings have reached me.
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
[21:12] Akari
I'm glad I fell in love.
[21:15] Akari
I'm truly glad I fell in love with this guy.
SIGN In this night when everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
[21:20] Akari
Okay!
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
[21:21] Akari
I'll give it my best!
[21:22] Akari
I'll try my hardest with Jiro
so that I won't have any regrets!
[21:26] Tenjin
Being upbeat is much more like you.
SIGN The answers always slip away
[21:29] Tenjin
I gotta hurry up and move forward, too.
SIGN All I want is to do it over again
[21:31] Akari
You'll be able to find someone right away.
[21:34] Tenjin
Thanks. I'll do my best.
SIGN If I did, would this unsettling gloom inside me disappear?
SIGN I want to know where my heart is hiding
SIGN One day this will end
[21:48] Akari
It's Sakurazaka-san, isn't it?
SIGN I know that
[21:51] Tenjin
I never imagined she'd think that.
SIGN And I know the signs of discord
SIGN Turn them inside out
[21:54] Tenjin
And Shiori seems like she has
someone she's in love with, too.
SIGN Don't let them pile up
SIGN I don't want things to stay unfinished like this
[21:57] Tenjin
I hope it hasn't kicked off any weird rumors.
[22:01] Tenjin
But in any case...
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
[22:03] Tenjin
I hope it works out for both of them.
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN Everything begins to overflow
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN It's my fault
SIGN It gets stuck in my throat
SIGN That stagnant, hesitant air
SIGN And turns into a thorn
SIGN When that happens, no matter how much time passes,
SIGN I'll never be able to forget it
SIGN It's your fault
SIGN That my fragile heart is so stirred into action
SIGN In this moment when I've deceived you on a cosmic scale
SIGN I want to give love a try
SIGN In this night where everything begins to overflow
SIGN I match my stride to yours
SIGN The clock hands stop, charmed by a fleeting curse
SIGN No matter what I sing, no matter what I eat
SIGN The only one I want to tell about it is you
SIGN On this day when we don't know how much time is left to us
SIGN I want your thoughts to drift toward me fondly, again and again
SIGN (Oh why)
SIGN (Oh why)
[23:50] Sachi
How long are they gonna stay like that?
[23:52] Sachi
They should just hook up already.
[23:54] Natsumi
You don't understand a thing!
[23:55] Sachi
What?
[23:56] Natsumi
You don't understand a thing!
[23:58] Sachi
Natsumi!
[23:59] Natsumi
This is a declaration of war!
[24:01] Sachi
Stop, Natsumi!
Come back to your senses!
[24:04] Mei
Get dizzy from staying in the
bath too long, the lot of you.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Done, Being Less Than Love.
[24:07] Jiro
Next time, "Done, Being Less Than Love."
E12 - Done, Being Less Than Love.
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[00:14] Akari
I'm sorry, gods!
[00:15] Akari
The person on my mind has
changed since last time,
[00:18] Akari
so I've come to ask again.
[00:20] Akari
My chances may be really low, but...
[00:28] (Flashback) Kamo
Kinda feels like something scandalous
happened while those two were all alone.
[00:38] Akari
But I'll do everything I can!
[00:40] Akari
And so I ask for your favor!
[00:51] Shiori
It's hopeless.
[00:52] Shiori
It's popped up in my memory
every day since then.
[00:57] Shiori
If Akari-chan isn't special to you,
[00:59] Shiori
then will you show me...
[01:02] Shiori
a part of you that
[01:05] Shiori
Akari-chan doesn't know?
[01:09] Shiori
Why did I do that?
[01:11] Shiori
I'm so glad summer break
started right after that!
[01:17] Shiori
I panicked. I know that.
[01:20] (Flashback) Shiori
My first was you...
[01:24] (Flashback) Shiori
but was it different for you?
[01:27] (Flashback) Jiro
Um... Well, I mean...
[01:33] Shiori
Before that kiss with me in the
nurse's office, Jiro-kun had already...
[01:39] Shiori
I didn't want to know...
[01:41] Shiori
But it's easy to tell.
[01:47] Shiori
Jiro-kun's wife is Akari-chan...
[01:51] Shiori
So does that mean I'm just
his childhood friend?
[01:54] Shiori
That's awful. It's like I'm
someone he had an affair with.
[02:05] Shiori
Jiro-kun...
[02:07] Shiori
What were you feeling when you kissed me?
[02:11] Shiori
I...
[02:14] Shiori
Jiro-kun...
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN It's criminal to be so shy
SIGN Intelligence and wild fancies, tick tock, just pick a mood
SIGN A drizzle from a patch of blue sky
SIGN No less than supreme
SIGN A maiden's heart zigzags, cute and invincible
SIGN The wild ringing of bells
SIGN What percentage does "like" have to hit before you can call it "love"?
SIGN Hold me so tightly that I fall asleep
SIGN A daydream that seems like fiction
SIGN Give me a kiss that breaks the expectant silence of the play
SIGN Give that indecision a tight embrace, too
SIGN My heart hurts and hurts,
SIGN racing unpredictably with joy and excitement
SIGN It's TRUE FOOL LOVE! Hold me tight!
SIGN Be brave, my darling
SIGN It won't all be happy and fun
SIGN It's all up to us
SIGN ONCE MORE SMILE, TWICE MORE CHIME
SIGN Please look my way, darling
SIGN Please notice my pure love for you
[03:49] Jiro
Crap. What am I supposed to do?
SIGN Now that it's come to this...
SIGN Chloris
SIGN m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN there's only one thing to do.
SIGN Take this!
[03:56] Jiro
Huh? What is that?
SIGN Chloris
SIGN m 0 0 l 260 0 l 260 56 l 0 56
SIGN I'm sorry.
[03:58] Jiro
Wha?!
SIGN m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 56 l 0 56
SIGN Chloris has kissed the Hero.
[04:02] Shiori
I'm so sorry!
[04:04] Shiori
Once we grow up, being childhood friends
won't be enough to keep me by your side.
[04:17] Jiro
Is it that moment with Shiori again?
[04:21] Jiro
In that moment, Shiori kissed me...
[04:24] Jiro
And it didn't seem like she hated it.
[04:27] Jiro
To be honest, I felt like it
was the only chance I'd get...
[04:30] Jiro
Like the first love I'd half given up on
might bloom in that moment.
[04:36] Jiro
But afterward, Shiori
apologized over and over,
[04:40] Jiro
and then she only said, "Let's head back."
[04:43] Jiro
What was she feeling?
[04:45] Jiro
Why did she kiss me and then apologize?
[04:48] Jiro
And anyway, that kind of thing...
[04:49] Jiro
First you fall in love and confess,
then you start going out, hold hands...
[04:53] Jiro
Shouldn't it come after all that?
[04:56] Jiro
What did she mean when she said being
childhood friends wasn't enough to stay close?
[05:00] Jiro
What am I supposed to do?
[05:04] Jiro
If I had more EXP built up, I'd probably be
able to come up with an answer, but...
[05:09] Jiro
No matter how much I think
about it, I have no idea!
[05:11] Jiro
I think I'll go buy some cola,
potato chips, and manga for now.
SIGN m 0 0 l 174 0 l 174 90 l 0 90
SIGN m 0 0 l 174 0 l 174 90 l 0 90
SIGN Jiro has
run away.
SIGN Young Ace
SIGN An Ideal Life as a Sponging Boyfriend
SIGN Special Bonus
Item 2
SIGN Bungo Stray Dogs
Special Clear File Folder
[05:24] Jiro
This manga is already out?
[05:27] Jiro
Oh, excuse me!
[05:29] Shiori
I'm sorry!
[05:30] Jiro; Shiori
What?!
[05:33] Shiori
I-I never thought we'd
meet in a place like this.
[05:36] Jiro
Y-Yes, indeed.
[05:40] Shiori
Why are you being so formal?
[05:42] Jiro
I was just so surprised...
[05:44] Jiro
Wait, so... you read manga?
[05:49] Shiori
No, I went to the shop next
door to buy notebooks,
[05:52] Shiori
and my little brother asked me to get this.
[05:55] Jiro
Little brother... You mean Kenta?
[05:57] Shiori
Yeah. He's been wanting to see you.
[06:00] Jiro
What? He remembers me?
[06:02] Shiori
Yeah. Since I've mentioned you,
he's been wondering about you.
[06:05] Jiro
You... talk about me?
[06:08] Shiori
Oh, it looks like this is the last copy.
[06:11] Shiori
Here, you take it.
[06:12] Jiro
Huh? I couldn't!
[06:14] Jiro
It's okay. I was gonna go
shopping after this, anyway.
[06:18] Jiro
You can buy it and take it home.
[06:21] Shiori
You really are kind.
[06:23] Jiro
Huh? Did you say something?
[06:25] Shiori
No, nothing.
[06:28] Shiori
Thank you.
[06:30] Jiro
What a relief!
[06:31] Jiro
It was probably better
to talk like this today
[06:33] Jiro
than starting out the new term
with things still awkward.
[06:37] Jiro
Whoa, are you serious?
[06:39] Shiori
I think it's just a passing
summer shower, but...
[06:42] Jiro
I didn't think it would rain.
[06:45] Shiori
You don't have an umbrella?
[06:47] Jiro
No. Maybe I'll buy one somewhere nearby.
[06:54] Jiro
"Well, I'll see you next term."
Is that what I say now?
[06:58] Jiro
Is this where this event ends?
[07:00] Jiro
Isn't this actually a chance
to cement some future plans?
[07:04] Jiro
But then again...
[07:06] Jiro
Oh, come on! Say something, me!
[07:12] Shiori
Um, do you want to come to my place?
[07:15] Shiori
The one at the training dorm?
[07:16] Jiro
Huh?
[07:17] Shiori
It's nearby.
[07:19] Shiori
And I'd like to talk some
more until the rain lets up.
[07:22] Shiori
What do you think?
[07:24] Jiro
Are you sure?
[07:25] Shiori
S-Since this was so sudden,
I don't have anything prepared,
[07:28] Shiori
but since I got the chance to see you...
[07:31] Shiori
Only if you have time, though.
[07:34] Jiro
Th-Thank you for inviting me over.
[07:41] Shiori
Hang on just a minute.
[07:43] Shiori
I want to make sure it isn't too messy.
[07:48] Jiro
My hands are sweating like crazy!
[07:50] Jiro
I hope I don't smell sweaty...
[07:54] Shiori
Welcome home, darling.
[07:57] Jiro
Huh?
[07:59] Shiori
J-Just kidding!
[08:02] Shiori
Sorry for doing that out of nowhere.
Well, please, come on in!
[08:05] Jiro
Th-Thank you for having me.
[08:17] Shiori
The place is pretty stark, isn't it?
[08:20] Shiori
There's nothing at all in here.
[08:22] Jiro
My place is the same way!
[08:24] Jiro
And all the furniture's the same,
so I kinda feel at home.
[08:27] Shiori
May I sit next to you?
[08:29] Jiro
O-Of course! It's your place, after all.
[08:40] Jiro
It smells amazing.
[08:42] Shiori
What?!
[08:44] Jiro
Is this, y'know, quality stuff?
[08:46] Shiori
Oh, uh... Y-Yes, it's pretty much the real deal.
[08:51] Jiro
Wow, really?
[08:53] Jiro
Just what I'd expect from you!
[08:56] Shiori
Of course he meant the coffee!
[08:59] Shiori
I'm such an idiot!
[09:13] Jiro
I am way too happy right now!
[09:16] Jiro
I haven't taken in a
single word of this manga,
[09:18] Jiro
but I don't even care!
[09:21] Jiro
Her outfit is so demure...
[09:23] Jiro
She's so cute!
[09:25] Jiro
Her skin is so pale,
and her wrists are so slender.
[09:28] Jiro
And she smells nice.
[09:31] Jiro
She's slim and dainty,
but she seems soft, too.
[09:33] Jiro
And her eyelashes are so long...
[09:37] Shiori
Um... Does something about me look weird?
[09:41] Jiro
N-No... I was just wondering
what you're reading.
[09:44] Shiori
Oh, this? It's a novel called
Hello Summer, Goodbye.
[09:48] Shiori
It's really good.
I'll lend it to you sometime.
[09:51] Jiro
Th-Thanks.
[09:52] Shiori
I-I'm just going to go...
[09:54] Jiro
S-Sure.
[09:59] Shiori
When our eyes met,
he looked so uncomfortable.
[10:02] Shiori
Maybe it was too pushy of me
to invite him over after all.
[10:07] Shiori
Was he bored?
[10:09] Shiori
Or maybe he couldn't bring himself
to say he wanted to leave?
[10:13] Shiori
What if he hates me now?
[10:17] Jiro
Does she hate me now?
[10:19] Jiro
Is she fed up because I don't
know how to take the lead?
[10:25] Jiro
But I mean... It's just...
[10:28] Jiro
I'm alone in a room with a girl who kissed me!
[10:31] Jiro
It'd be impossible not to be
overly conscious of her!
[10:38] Jiro
Shiori isn't the type to be that
assertive with just anyone.
[10:41] Jiro
So the fact that she kissed me...
[10:43] Jiro
I'm allowed to be a little
happy about that, right?
[10:46] Jiro
Maybe we do need to have a good
talk about what happened that day...
[10:50] Shiori
Jiro-kun!
[10:51] Jiro
Yes?
[10:52] Shiori
Look outside!
[10:53] Jiro
Huh?
[10:55] Jiro
Whoa!
[10:56] Shiori
It's a double rainbow!
[10:58] Jiro
That's so cool!
[11:00] Shiori
I've never seen anything
like it before! It's beautiful!
[11:05] Shiori
Oh, I know!
[11:08] Shiori
I'll get a shot with the rainbow.
You get in it, too!
[11:10] Jiro
Huh? Y-You sure?
[11:12] Shiori
Okay! I'm taking it!
[11:15] Shiori
It looks great!
[11:17] Shiori
Double rainbows bring happiness.
[11:21] Shiori
I hope something nice happens.
[11:23] Jiro
Could you send that to me, too?
[11:25] Shiori
Of course!
[11:26] Jiro
Thanks.
[11:28] Shiori
Let's see...
[11:30] Jiro
Is it... now?
[11:33] Jiro
If I'm going to take a step,
is now the time?
[11:36] Jiro
Um, I...
[11:38] Shiori
Look. You're in this one, too!
[11:40] Shiori
I'll send it at the same time.
[11:43] Shiori
It's the one we took at the beach.
I really love this photo.
[11:47] Shiori
Everyone looks so happy.
[11:55] Shiori
Oh, right. Were you
about to say something?
[11:59] Jiro
Huh? Oh...
[12:01] Jiro
Uh, never mind. I forgot what it was.
[12:05] Jiro
The beach was fun, wasn't it?
[12:07] Shiori
Yeah!
[12:11] Jiro
I've been running from romance and
that kind of thing all this time.
[12:15] Jiro
Which feeling is friendship?
[12:17] Jiro
Where does love start?
[12:19] Jiro
They're my own feelings, but at some point,
I couldn't understand them anymore.
[12:29] Jiro
Why did I decide not to say
anything in that moment?
[12:34] Jiro
Getting to a good place with
Shiori was my dream, and yet...
[12:39] Jiro
It's probably just Kamo.
[12:41] Jiro
Sorry, but I'm in no mood to deal with you.
[12:45] Jiro
Oh, for crying out loud, what do you want?!
SIGN Message Just Now
Watanabe Akari sent a sticker.
7 more messages
[12:47] Jiro
Akari?!
SIGN P
O
P
SIGN Jiro
SIGN P
O
P
[12:50] Jiro
That was a shock.
[12:51] Jiro
It's been half a month...
SIGN Yes, what is it?
SIGN Yes, what is it?
SIGN Jiro
SIGN Yes, what is it?
SIGN Jiro
SIGN I'm bored
[12:56] Jiro
My heart!
[12:57] Jiro
No! Don't give me that, heart!
[12:59] Jiro
I bet she's sent that to a bunch of people.
SIGN Yes, what is it?
SIGN Jiro
SIGN I'm bored
SIGN Jiro
SIGN I'm bored
SIGN So am I
[13:07] Akari
Ugh, I hate this!
[13:08] Akari
Why am I so nervous?
[13:10] Akari
It's just Jiro!
SIGN Then we'll meet in front of
Seishun Station in 2 hours!
SIGN It's a date♥︎
SIGN Then we'll meet in front of
Seishun Station in 2 hours!
[13:21] Jiro
What?!
[13:23] Jiro
During summer break? Me and Akari?
[13:25] Jiro
Points for the practical aren't
being counted right now!
[13:28] Jiro
There's nothing in it for her, right?
[13:29] Jiro
What kind of trap is this?
[13:30] Jiro
Up until now, the two of us have only ever
gone out to do regular errands, like shopping!
[13:34] Akari
That way next!
[13:34] Jiro
She's not gonna make me buy
her a ton of clothes, is she?
[13:37] Natsumi
Virgin-kun, you seriously came here?
[13:37] Jiro
Or maybe it's not even that!
She might just be messing with me!
[13:39] Sachi
That's hilarious! It was just a joke!
[13:40] Akari
Sorry! I didn't think
you'd take me seriously.
[13:40] Jiro
That's it! That's gotta be it!
SIGN It's a date♥︎
[13:45] Jiro
But supposing she's actually serious,
[13:47] Jiro
and she really is inviting me out,
just as friends, of course...
[13:51] Jiro
Should I decline?
[13:53] Jiro
I just told her I was bored, though.
[13:55] Jiro
I don't have anything I can wear
to walk around with a gyaru!
[14:01] Jiro
Ten minutes early, huh?
[14:03] Jiro
A plain white T-shirt should
be a safe choice, right?
[14:06] Jiro
I saw that written on
an aggregator site, so...
[14:08] Jiro
Seriously, is someone out
there waiting or something?
[14:10] Jiro
And is Akari really going to come?
[14:12] Jiro
It's nearly time.
[14:14] Jiro
Jeez, she didn't even show up.
[14:17] Jiro
I mean, I knew it was coming, but...
SIGN 15 minutes later
[14:21] Jiro
Guess I'll go home.
[14:22] Akari
Jiro!
[14:23] Akari
I'm so glad you're still here!
[14:25] Akari
It took longer than I thought to get ready.
[14:28] Akari
I ran out in a rush.
[14:30] Akari
Then, after I got to the station,
I realized I'd forgotten my phone.
[14:33] Akari
I'm super sorry!
[14:36] Akari
Jiro, are you angry?
[14:38] Jiro
Huh? Uh, no, I'm not.
[14:41] Jiro
I didn't think you'd really come, anyway.
[14:43] Akari
What?!
[14:44] Akari
What does that mean?
[14:45] Jiro
S-Sorry!
[14:46] Jiro
Um, it's just that we don't usually
do stuff like this with just us two,
[14:50] Jiro
so I guess I just couldn't imagine it.
[14:52] Akari
But... I told you it was a date, didn't I?
[14:55] Akari
After all the effort I put in to get ready,
there's no way I wouldn't show up.
[15:00] Akari
Hey...
[15:01] Akari
Do I look cute?
[15:04] Akari
You have nothing to say?
[15:06] Jiro
I-It's not like the stuff you usually wear,
so it's new and different!
[15:09] Akari
And?
[15:10] Jiro
Um, I think clothes like the ones you're
wearing today... are really nice.
[15:15] Akari
Thanks. That makes me really happy.
[15:18] Akari
Because this outfit is just for you.
[15:20] Jiro
Huh?
[15:21] Akari
You said before that you
liked things like this, right?
[15:25] Akari
So... It's not the kind of thing I'd normally wear,
[15:29] Akari
so buying it was a first for me.
[15:30] Jiro
What?
[15:32] Jiro
Huh? Why?
[15:33] Jiro
She wanted it to suit my tastes?
[15:36] Jiro
Huh?
[15:38] Akari
Okay, let's go!
[15:41] Akari
I have a ton of places I wanna go today!
[15:43] Akari
Come with me to all of them, okay?
[15:45] Jiro
Wha... What is even going on here?!
[15:52] Akari
Which one should I get?
[15:54] Akari
Have you decided what you're getting?
[15:55] Jiro
No... I don't even know
which way is up right now.
[15:58] Akari
Then you should get this one.
[16:01] Jiro
I seriously have no idea.
[16:02] Jiro
Why is Akari doing this with me?
[16:05] Akari
I bet you didn't know
about this café, right?
[16:07] Jiro
I'd heard of it. We saw it on TV together.
[16:10] Jiro
You said it was a favorite of yours.
[16:13] Akari
You remembered.
[16:16] Akari
And now it's your momentous Ex-choco debut.
[16:18] Akari
Drink up! Hurry!
[16:21] Akari
Like it?
[16:22] Jiro
Yeah! Even more than I imagined!
[16:24] Akari
Really? But isn't it bitter?
[16:27] Jiro
There is some bitterness, but it's good.
[16:29] Akari
Let me taste it!
[16:30] Jiro
Huh?
[16:31] Akari
I can't? You're so stingy.
[16:34] Jiro
Go ahead.
[16:38] Akari
Ugh! You liar! It's super bitter!
[16:42] Akari
I know that face.
[16:44] Akari
You're thinking, "That was an
indirect kiss," aren't you?
[16:46] Jiro
No... er, yes, I am.
[16:48] Akari
Jeez, stop getting all
embarrassed over stuff like that.
[16:51] Akari
It makes me feel embarrassed, too.
[16:54] Jiro
Huh?
[16:56] Jiro
Has Akari always been like this?
[16:59] Akari
They're so cute!
[17:01] Jiro
Oh, wow! They really are just
lying around everywhere!
[17:02] Akari
They're just too cute!
[17:05] Akari
They really are used to this! How cute!
[17:08] Jiro
I'm used to seeing Akari
smile like this now,
[17:11] Akari
There, there.
[17:11] Jiro
but I never would've imagined it
based on my first impression of her.
[17:15] Jiro
If we hadn't been a married couple,
[17:17] Jiro
I'd probably never have
known this side of her.
[17:17] Akari
Here?
[17:20] Akari
You're such a good kitty.
[17:23] Akari
Oh, it's so cute!
[17:26] Jiro
That's all you've said since we got here.
[17:28] Akari
Yeah, because my dearest
wish has come true!
[17:30] Akari
Here, Jiro! Try petting it!
[17:32] Akari
It's really soft!
[17:34] Akari
See?
[17:35] Jiro
You're right!
[17:36] Akari
Meow.
[17:40] Jiro
Playing games through the night every
day is the real thrill of summer break,
[17:45] Jiro
but it might be okay to have
days like this sometimes, too.
[17:49] Jiro
That's what I found myself thinking.
[17:52] Akari
I'll send you that picture in the chat, okay?
[17:55] Jiro
Sure. Thanks.
[17:57] Akari
Oh! I'll send this, too.
[17:59] Akari
A picture from the cat café.
[18:00] Jiro
Ack! When did someone take that?
[18:04] Akari
The lady said, "I'm taking your picture now."
[18:06] Jiro
I didn't notice at all.
[18:08] Jiro
Plus, this picture looks sort of like...
[18:11] Jiro
a family photo, doesn't it?
[18:14] Akari
Huh?
[18:16] Jiro
I mean, it might be because of
the way it was taken, but...
[18:19] Jiro
It's like the cat is the baby, and...
[18:22] Jiro
I-I-I was just thinking that some
family photos look like that, is all!
[18:25] Jiro
She must be so creeped out!
[18:27] Akari
That's hilarious! What the heck?
[18:29] Jiro
Huh? She isn't creeped out?
[18:32] Akari
It'd be nice if we could keep it
as a pet during our practical.
[18:35] Jiro
I guess... it would.
[18:37] Akari
Let's go to the cat café together
again. I'll invite you.
SIGN Pedestrian Crossing Signal
[18:40] Jiro
Could it be that she invited me because
she actually wanted to hang out with me?
[18:45] Jiro
You said yours is the
upstairs ticket gate, right?
[18:48] Akari
That's right. What about you?
[18:50] Jiro
I'm taking the subway.
[18:51] Akari
What? Oh, sorry! We already passed that!
[18:53] Jiro
Don't be! It's really close.
[18:56] Akari
This kinda feels weird, doesn't it?
[18:58] Akari
We usually go home to the same place,
[19:00] Akari
but this time we're saying goodbye
and going to different places.
[19:03] Jiro
Yeah.
[19:05] Akari
But... that's going to
happen eventually, isn't it?
[19:08] Akari
I might feel a little lonely.
[19:10] Akari
Just kidding! Oh!
[19:12] Jiro
Huh?
[19:12] Akari
I forgot to buy a charm at the shrine!
[19:15] Jiro
A charm? What kind?
[19:17] Akari
I-I'll tell you later!
[19:19] Jiro
Huh? Hey, Akari!
[19:22] Jiro
Hey, wait up! Akari!
[19:27] Shiori
Jiro-kun? And Watanabe-san, too?
[19:30] Jiro
Shiori?
[19:31] Akari
Sakurazaka-san?
[19:33] Akari
What a coincidence. Were you shopping?
[19:35] Akari
You're carrying a lot.
[19:36] Shiori
Yeah. You two, too?
[19:39] Akari
That's right. I figured he'd be holed
up in his room without me around,
[19:43] Akari
so I thought I'd get him a little sunlight.
[19:46] Shiori
I see. Are you on your way home now?
[19:48] Akari
Yeah. I just have something
to do at the shrine.
[19:53] Shiori
Watanabe-san, do you remember that
we met at the shrine in the spring?
[19:57] Akari
Oh, yeah.
[19:58] Shiori
I was just about to go pay my respects there.
[20:05] Shiori
Can I go, too? Want to race?
[20:08] Jiro
Huh? What? Race?
[20:11] Akari
Sure. Let's do it! No holding back!
[20:14] Jiro
What?!
[20:16] Akari
Okay, then, Jiro...
[20:17] Jiro
Huh? Wai—
[20:18] Shiori
Would you?
[20:18] Jiro
Hang on! Hey!
[20:28] Shiori
Ready...
[20:30] Shiori; Akari
Go!
[20:51] Boy
Here!
[20:52] Girl
Got it!
[21:39] Shiori
Watanabe-san, you're really fast!
[21:42] Akari
You're not bad yourself, Sakurazaka-san!
[21:45] Elderly Wife
Oh, my. What's happened here?
[21:47] Elderly Wife
Are you girls all right?
[21:50] Akari
I'm sorry we worried you. We were
just racing each other, that's all.
[21:55] Elderly Wife
Oh, is that so? You gave us a fright.
[21:58] Elderly Wife
Didn't they, Jiro-san?
[21:59] Elderly Husband
Yes, they did.
[22:05] Akari; Shiori
Jiro?
[22:06] Elderly Wife
Come, now. If you don't pay
attention, you'll trip and fall.
[22:10] Elderly Husband
Right.
[22:11] Elderly Wife
Honestly...
[22:12] Akari
He does seem a little like Jiro.
[22:13] Elderly Wife
Come on.
[22:14] Shiori
He really does.
[22:27] Jiro
I have no idea what's going on.
[22:31] Akari
Now, really put your hearts into it!
[22:33] Shiori
Right!
[22:39] Jiro
This place is famous for fulfilling
romantic wishes, isn't it?
[22:44] Jiro
I...
[23:37] Akari
Thanks! I'll handle the rest myself.
[23:40] Jiro
Okay, thanks.
[23:46] Jiro
Akari! I'll help make dinner!
SIGN Jiro has leveled up!
He has gone with Lancia and Chloris
to face their next adventure.
[23:52] Jiro
This looks tasty!
[23:53] Akari
Right?
[23:54] Jiro
What're you writing with
the ketchup tonight?
SIGN Love
[23:55] Akari
Hmm, what shall I write?
[23:57] Jiro
Huh?
[23:57] Akari
Let's see...
[23:58] Jiro
Oh!
[23:59] Akari
Hang on a sec.
[24:00] Jiro
This is...
[24:00] Akari
Go like this, and then like this...
[24:03] Akari
And it's done!
[24:04] Jiro
Ack!
[24:05] Akari
Your special omelet rice.
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Miyajidake Asahi
Najima Nanako
SIGN 3rd
SIGN Tenjin Minami
Sakurazaka Shiori
SIGN 4th
SIGN Yakuin Jiro
Watanabe Akari
SIGN Okubo Osamu
Shuto Kyoko
[24:07] Jiro
Are you serious?