# E9 - WAZAMONOGATARI Acerola Bon Appétit Part Two
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OFF SEASON BROADCAST NUMBER EIGHT
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WAZAMONOGATARI EPISODE ZERO
ACEROLA BON APPÉTIT, PART TWO
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And so, I'd like to get some
ideas from you, Tropicalesque.
**[00:12] ---**
To begin with, what has been cast onto
the Beautiful Princess cannot be called a curse.
**[00:18] ---**
It's not a curse?
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She has been given a blessing.
**[00:24] ---**
Her beauty that enchants
everyone around her is innate.
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Said beauty was simply made visible.
**[00:34] ---**
Made visible, you say?
**[00:36] ---**
I will not object any further.
**[00:38] ---**
But I believe she is not an opponent
to face with an empty stomach.
**[00:42] ---**
I have already decided upon that.
**[00:44] ---**
That woman is the first thing
going into my empty stomach.
**[00:50] ---**
Understood.
**[00:52] ---**
Then I will do some research
on whether or not there is a way.
**[01:03] ---**
*However, I was rash
twice more afterwards.*
**[01:07] ---**
*I jumped at the Beautiful Princess
and lost my life.*
**[01:13] ---**
*True to my name of "Suicide-Master."*
**[01:24] ---**
*It is painfully obvious after five deaths.*
**[01:27] ---**
*Preparation of this raw material
requires a more drastic approach.*
**[01:33] ---**
*What I need to do
is change the way I think.*
**[01:37] ---**
And thus, Princess Acerola, I will have you
change the way you think as well.
**[01:43] ---**
That means, for you to eat me,
**[01:48] ---**
I myself need to change
how I think, Suicide-Master?
**[01:54] ---**
The current situation you are in
**[01:57] ---**
seems to stem more from
your own beauty than the witch's curse.
**[02:03] ---**
If so, countermeasures need to be taken
not against the witch, but your own beauty.
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In other words,
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you simply must not be so beautiful.
That's what I'm saying.
**[02:19] ---**
You can pretend that such is the case.
**[02:23] ---**
Pretend?
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Simply put, pretend to be an evil person.
**[02:32] ---**
Act tough.
**[02:41] ---**
How you look now already isn't cutting it.
**[02:44] ---**
From now on, cross your arms
when you're deep in thought.
**[02:49] ---**
C-Cross my arms?
**[02:52] ---**
From now on, I will provide dresses
that have gaudier designs.
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And you shall eat your meals
with your bare hands, straight from the plate.
**[03:00] ---**
W-With my bare hands?
**[03:03] ---**
H-However, Suicide-Master, I...
**[03:07] ---**
And stop using that particular way
of saying "I," Princess Acerola.
**[03:12] ---**
From now on, refer to yourself
with a more haughty "I."
**[03:15] ---**
A haughty "I"?
**[03:23] ---**
I understand.
**[03:24] ---**
No, I get it.
**[03:27] ---**
From now on, I...
**[03:29] ---**
No, I shall try my best to look vulgar
in my behavior.
**[03:35] ---**
I will.
**[03:37] ---**
It may be better to change your name from
the elegant and cute "Princess Acerola" as well.
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It seems you're not too particular about it.
**[03:49] ---**
*Perhaps I should think of a more suitable name
for this menu item.*
**[03:57] ---**
*Against the Beautiful Princess who was cursed
to not be constrained by superficial beauty,*
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CURSE
CURSE
CURSE
**[04:03] ---**
*you set up a superficial ugliness.*
**[04:06] ---**
*When you get to that level it becomes
a type of satire instead of a mere paradox.*
**[04:17] ---**
Suicide-Master?
**[04:22] ---**
*It seems I have died yet again.*
**[04:25] ---**
*I casually starved to death.*
**[04:27] ---**
It cannot be...
**[04:29] ---**
You surely have not been starving to death
without me noticing, have you?
**[04:33] ---**
Rather, Tropicalesque, have you
any results from your information gathering?
**[04:39] ---**
No, I apologize, Suicide-Master.
**[04:42] ---**
After all, all civilians in the kingdom
have perished.
**[04:46] ---**
From hereon, I plan to extend
**[04:48] ---**
the range of information gathering
to beyond the kingdom as well.
**[04:52] ---**
I even have foolish thoughts
to visit the Beautiful Princess's homeland.
**[05:24] ---**
S-Suicide-Master?
**[05:26] ---**
Are you an idiot?
**[05:28] ---**
Why, after all this time, would you suddenly
throw away your life so easily?
**[05:32] ---**
You misunderstand, Suicide-Master.
**[05:35] ---**
No...
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You have it wrong, Suicide-Master.
**[05:39] ---**
I, er, I did not mean to kill myself
or anything. I didn't.
**[05:45] ---**
But if I were to gouge out
one eye like that, um...
**[05:50] ---**
Yes. I'd look like a pirate
and become more prestigious, so...
**[05:56] ---**
Never do that again.
**[05:58] ---**
I acknowledge your effort,
but it's a little off the mark.
**[06:02] ---**
Wh-Why is that?
**[06:04] ---**
Whether you want to be more prestigious
or want to bluff more,
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it's still all fake
so you should still be pretending.
**[06:12] ---**
Why are you actually
wounding yourself?
**[06:15] ---**
You'd be doing the same thing as all the humans
who offered their lives to you.
**[06:20] ---**
For you to no longer be the Beautiful Princess,
you cannot sacrifice anything.
**[06:26] ---**
Otherwise, you'd be doing the same thing
by solving the problem by dying.
**[06:30] ---**
You're right.
**[06:32] ---**
It's exactly like you say.
**[06:34] ---**
I apologize, Suicide-Master.
**[06:37] ---**
I regret my actions,
and I ask for your forgiveness.
**[06:43] ---**
Your speech is violent.
That is, it's not violent at all.
**[06:49] ---**
Right.
**[06:50] ---**
That's right.
**[06:52] ---**
Sorry, Suicide-Master.
**[06:56] ---**
*It's messy but still orderly.*
**[06:59] ---**
*You can't hide the aesthetic sense
of the artist.*
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SHE STILL HAS A LONG WAY TO GO
**[07:06] ---**
Wh-What is so funny?
**[07:09] ---**
Oh, nothing.
I was just showing you an example.
**[07:13] ---**
An example of a prestigious,
handsome way to laugh, that is.
**[07:19] ---**
Have you never laughed in your life?
**[07:22] ---**
If I haphazardly laugh,
an entire nation would fall to ruin.
**[07:26] ---**
Then Princess Acerola, from now on,
you can laugh like how I just showed you.
**[07:36] ---**
That "kah kah" sounding laugh?
Er, that laugh?
**[07:39] ---**
That's right. Like this.
**[07:46] ---**
That's good enough.
Nobody will die from that smile.
**[07:51] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:53] ---**
Wait... Yes, indeed.
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Ouch.
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BURN NORMAL NORMAL
**[08:11] ---**
*Despite me having to, I shoved Princess Acerola,
yet not even one scratch?*
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NORMAL NORMAL
**[08:27] ---**
*It seems I have died yet again.*
**[08:30] ---**
How many times have you died
out of my sight?
**[08:35] ---**
I cannot give up now.
**[08:37] ---**
I just need to hold out a little longer,
and then I can enjoy an exquisite meal.
**[08:43] ---**
If I may be so humble.
**[08:45] ---**
Master, have you grown an attachment
to that human while you've been taking care of her?
**[08:51] ---**
What do you mean?
**[08:53] ---**
I am asking you if you intend
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on keeping the Beautiful Princess around here
at Corpse Castle as a pet forever.
**[09:01] ---**
Please tell me that you are not.
**[09:05] ---**
That doesn't matter.
Hurry up and give me the report.
**[09:10] ---**
I don't have any results.
**[09:13] ---**
As I mentioned before,
I went past the border
**[09:16] ---**
and traveled to the Beautiful Princess's
homeland as well.
**[09:20] ---**
But there was no measures I could take.
I could barely collect any rumors.
**[09:26] ---**
You said "barely."
**[09:28] ---**
Does that not mean that
you learned at least something?
**[09:32] ---**
Well, just a little.
**[09:35] ---**
But it's nothing more than a fairy tale too silly
to take the time to report to you.
**[09:40] ---**
A fairy tale? That's perfectly fine.
**[09:44] ---**
The Beautiful Princess was a fairy tale.
Go ahead and tell me.
**[09:48] ---**
It wasn't one fairy tale in particular.
**[09:51] ---**
Merely a commonplace legend
in human society.
**[09:56] ---**
It seems to have been determined
from the past
**[09:59] ---**
that the only way to lift a curse
from a princess is the kiss from a prince.
**[10:08] ---**
*What Tropicalesque pointed out
isn't completely off the mark.*
**[10:12] ---**
*But for now, I need to keep different
possibilities open, including my own feelings.*
**[10:19] ---**
*But at least...*
**[10:21] ---**
*It's a good time for me to decide
what her new name will be.*
**[10:27] ---**
*For that woman, who has a beautiful, gleaming heart
like a sword from the Orient,*
**[10:34] ---**
*what kind of name would be suitable?*
**[10:38] ---**
*Oh, that's right.*
**[10:40] ---**
*A kiss lifting a curse
is still preposterous to think of,*
**[10:45] ---**
*but as a superstition,
or to ward off evil,*
**[10:49] ---**
*it might be a good thing
to keep that word somewhere in there.*
**[11:02] ---**
*It seems I have died yet again.*
**[11:05] ---**
*I starved to death.*
**[11:07] ---**
*As usual, I don't remember much
when I died,*
**[11:10] ---**
*but it feels like I've been dying of starvation
twice or thrice a night as of late.*
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DEVIL
**[11:43] OS**
PRINCESS
**[11:43] OS**
TROPICALESQUE HOME-AWAVE DOGSTRINGS
**[11:46] ---**
Suicide-Master.
**[11:49] ---**
You don't need to say anything.
**[11:51] ---**
He will come back to life, right?
Because he is a vampire, just like you.
**[11:58] ---**
This individual will soon
come back to life, right?
**[12:04] ---**
He's not a vampire like me.
**[12:07] ---**
He used to be human.
**[12:09] ---**
His vitality and regeneration
is still a far cry from my level.
**[12:14] ---**
That cannot be...
**[12:16] ---**
Suicide-Master.
**[12:18] ---**
Does that mean if you keep dying,
you will eventually die for good?
**[12:23] ---**
Yeah. It's not like
I can keep dying infinitely.
**[12:28] ---**
I will leave, then.
**[12:29] ---**
Wait. It's only natural
to risk my life for meals.
**[12:33] ---**
And it's not your fault
that Tropicalesque died.
**[12:37] ---**
That's not true. If I had not come here,
this individual would not have died.
**[12:44] ---**
It seems you understand.
**[12:47] ---**
Well then, I shall be on my way,
Suicide-Master.
**[12:51] ---**
I assume we will never meet again.
**[12:55] ---**
All right.
**[12:56] ---**
That's fine.
**[12:58] ---**
I won't stop you anymore.
Do as you like.
**[13:00] ---**
But even then,
I want you to wait just a little bit.
**[13:03] ---**
I don't want you to move
while I consume my meal.
**[13:08] OS**
PRINCESS
**[13:08] OS**
TROPICALESQUE HOME-AWAVE DOGSTRINGS
**[13:09] ---**
*I don't want you
stepping on my precious food.*
**[13:14] ---**
*I'm the only one
who is allowed to step on him.*
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CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
**[13:22] OS**
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
CHEW CHEW CHEW
**[13:22] OS**
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
CHEW CHEW CHEW
SLURP SLURP SLURP
**[13:23] OS**
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH
CHEW CHEW CHEW
SLURP SLURP SLURP
GULP GULP GULP
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HEAD LUNGS LIVER FINGERS HAND EYEBALL STOMACH CHESTHEARTTONGUESHOULDEREARSLEGS
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SHOULDER EAR HAIR CHEST STOMACH
HEART EYELID LIPS NOSE FINGER ARM
HAND LEG NECK
**[13:33] ---**
By you eating him, his death
is no longer meaningless or wasteful.
**[13:40] ---**
The death of this individual
who I have killed...
**[13:44] ---**
Sorry to make you wait, Princess Acerola.
You can be on your way now.
**[13:48] ---**
Don't brood too much over
our not seeing each other ever again.
**[13:53] ---**
Now that I'm full from eating Tropicalesque,
I can easily die a few more times.
**[14:00] ---**
If you ever get tired of your journey,
feel free to come see me at any time.
**[14:07] ---**
Suicide-Master, I have a favor to ask you.
**[14:12] ---**
Please turn me into a vampire.
**[14:16] ---**
Are you serious?
**[14:17] ---**
Or rather, are you sane?
**[14:19] ---**
Yes. I want to become a vampire.
**[14:24] ---**
Right now, I know not of a means to stop those
who wish to offer their lives to me.
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Perhaps such a means does not exist.
**[14:33] ---**
Then at the least, I want to accept
those lives that are offered to me.
**[14:40] ---**
I don't want to waste their deaths.
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I will eat all the lives I have killed.
**[14:47] ---**
I want to eat them.
**[14:54] ---**
I beg of you.
Please turn me into a vampire.
**[14:59] ---**
Please drink my blood, Suicide-Master.
**[15:04] ---**
You know
what will happen to you, right?
**[15:07] ---**
You will never be able to walk
under the sun ever again.
**[15:11] ---**
I am fully aware of that
and still ask you for this.
**[15:15] ---**
You will no longer be human.
**[15:17] ---**
I understand.
**[15:18] ---**
I am fully aware of that
and still ask you for this.
**[15:24] ---**
Your conviction shines through.
**[15:26] ---**
I think it's wonderful,
and I would like to respond accordingly.
**[15:30] ---**
Then...
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But that's impossible.
**[15:34] ---**
Just like how I cannot eat you,
I cannot turn you into my minion.
**[15:40] ---**
Because I would have to sink my fangs
deep into your supple skin.
**[15:46] ---**
Is it still impossible
if I wish for it myself?
**[15:50] ---**
It's probably impossible.
**[15:52] ---**
To raise an extreme argument, your feelings,
your will, and your desires don't matter one bit.
**[16:04] ---**
Suicide-Master, you said that
my will has nothing to do with it.
**[16:10] ---**
Do you remember when I foolishly
tried to pierce my own eye?
**[16:16] ---**
At the time, as you took the candlestick
from me, you shoved me onto the bed.
**[16:23] ---**
Yeah, I did.
**[16:25] ---**
What of it?
**[16:27] ---**
Why do you think you were able
to shove me aside?
**[16:30] ---**
Why, you ask? It's because
I shoved you onto the soft bed, wasn't it?
**[16:35] ---**
Because you didn't take any damage,
I didn't take any either.
**[16:40] ---**
But I did take some damage.
**[16:42] ---**
I felt quite a bit of pain.
**[16:45] ---**
Even now, your handprint clearly remains
on the center of my chest.
**[16:53] ---**
I've been thinking this whole time,
**[16:55] ---**
but now I have one theory based on
what you've just told me.
**[17:02] ---**
If my will doesn't matter, but the will
of those around me is what is important...
**[17:08] ---**
Back then, your "attack" that ignored my feelings
of wanting to pierce my own eyeball
**[17:15] ---**
was ignored,
and was not considered an attack.
**[17:19] ---**
In other words, if you were to eat me
for my sake, while thinking of me...
**[17:29] ---**
That would be
the preparation for the meal.
**[17:44] ---**
I may be inexperienced,
but I leave myself in your care, Suicide-Master.
**[17:52] ---**
You have courage that an inexperienced
individual would never have.
**[17:55] ---**
Indeed, it's too much of a waste
for you to remain human.
**[17:58] ---**
I will do my best to meet
your expectations, my master.
**[18:02] ---**
Just because you're going to be my minion
**[18:04] ---**
doesn't mean you have to speak
that way, Princess Acerola.
**[18:09] ---**
I will abolish slavery as of Tropicalesque.
**[18:12] ---**
He would be my final slave.
**[18:15] ---**
So I see.
**[18:17] ---**
Then, what should I call you?
**[18:21] ---**
Call me Suicide-Master
just like you always have.
**[18:24] ---**
*That is, if both of us survive this.*
**[18:28] ---**
If anything,
as long as you are my minion,
**[18:32] ---**
I want you to become a vampire
who I can be proud of.
**[18:35] ---**
Your speech has reverted back
to that of elegance.
**[18:39] ---**
What happened to the prestigious laugh
that I taught you?
**[18:42] ---**
Th-That's right.
**[18:46] ---**
I am not nervous at all.
Er, no, I'm not nervous.
**[18:50] ---**
I possess your... Er, I have my faith in you.
Yes, indeed.
**[18:55] ---**
Trust? Come on now, don't make me laugh
in a serious scene like this.
**[19:00] ---**
I'm sure it's a virtue to believe in people,
but I'm not a human.
**[19:05] ---**
I'm a monster.
**[19:08] ---**
I am trying to become that same monster.
I want to become like you.
**[19:14] ---**
Just like you, a cool, tough,
and kind but beautiful vampire.
**[19:24] ---**
I'm sure you'll be able to.
**[19:27] ---**
Princess Acerola.
**[19:31] ---**
Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
Heart-under-blade.
**[19:36] ---**
That's your name, Kiss-shot.
**[19:39] ---**
Eat all the people who die for you
as if you were kissing them.
**[19:44] ---**
Once you gain eternal life
and live for a long time,
**[19:47] ---**
perhaps you may someday meet
a praiseworthy prince.
**[19:53] ---**
Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
Heart-under-blade.
**[19:59] ---**
I adore it, Suicide-master.
**[20:03] ---**
Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master.
**[20:08] ---**
It's the best.
**[20:10] ---**
I am very happy.
**[20:12] ---**
I will keep trying hard so that I may be worthy
of you and this name you have given me.
**[20:19] ---**
Yeah. Be diligent.
**[20:23] ---**
Oh, speaking of diligence,
this is my final lesson.
**[20:27] ---**
When you are really happy,
laugh like this.
**[21:03] ---**
Bon appétit.
**[21:18] ---**
*It wasn't anything special.
I kill and eat. I kill and love.*
**[21:24] ---**
*Eating and loving meant the same thing.*
**[21:41] ---**
*And so, the noble girl
who was once called Laura,*
**[21:46] ---**
*the princess who was once
called the Beautiful Princess,*
**[21:49] ---**
*became a vampire by the name of
Kiss-shot Acerola-orion Heart-under-blade.*
**[21:56] ---**
*Just as planned, she became
a monster who ate humans.*
**[22:00] ---**
*And here I am, still alive.*
**[22:02] ---**
*And in the end, I never figured out
what the attachment I felt for her was.*
**[22:07] ---**
*Whether it was friendship,
affection, or simply lust.*
**[22:14] ---**
*But because it wasn't appetite,*
**[22:18] ---**
*or perhaps even if it wasn't because of that,
things went well so it doesn't matter.*
**[22:23] ---**
*It was a delicious affair, too.*
**[22:25] ---**
*In any case, this is a story
from roughly 600 years ago.*
**[22:30] ---**
*There's no longer a way
to uncover the truth.*
**[22:35] ---**
*I've only heard rumors
of what she's been doing afterwards.*
**[22:39] ---**
*But as I predicted,
she became a magnificent vampire.*
**[22:43] ---**
*The iron-blooded, hot-blooded,
cold-blooded vampire,*
**[22:47] ---**
*Kiss-shot Acerola-orion
Heart-under-blade.*
**[22:51] ---**
*With golden hair and golden eyes,
the Apparition Killer and King of Apparitions.*
**[22:55] ---**
*You've surely heard of her
at least once, right?*
**[22:58] ---**
*And I've recently heard a rumor
that Kiss-shot had finally been defeated*
**[23:02] ---**
*by vampire-slaying specialists
in an island country to the Far East.*
**[23:08] ---**
*But oh no, I think that's a sham
that definitely lacks credibility.*
**[23:13] ---**
*I won't believe in such a rumor.*
**[23:15] ---**
*I'm not worried about her in the least,*
**[23:18] ---**
*but how about I go out and see her
for the first time in 600 years?*
**[23:24] ---**
*We're both great women.*
**[23:26] ---**
*I'm sure we have tough and cool fairy tales
that we've piled up for the telling.*