E11 - SHINOBUMONOGATARI Shinobu Mustard Part Two
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OF THE 100 MEMBERS ON THE ROSTER,
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FIVE HAVE GONE MISSING.
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Surprisingly, I had already known
three of the five names.
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Kie Harimaze.
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Aburi Honno.
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Kyoumi Kuchimoto.
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The problem was the fact that
there were apparently
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two more female students missing
in addition to them.
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FIVE FEMALE STUDENTS GONE MISSING
AT NAOETSU HIGH SCHOOL
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If there are five students
who have "gone missing,"
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that's already more than enough
to call it a major incident.
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And among all that, the trouble
for the girls' basketball team
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is a bit foreign in nature for me
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because it was not trouble that stems
from class and exam fortitude,
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but it was trouble that stems
from training and teamwork.
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'Ruga will likely deny this, but to be blunt,
the Naoetsu High Girls' B-ball team
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was the extracurricular activity of Suruga Kanbaru,
by Suruga Kanbaru, and for Suruga Kanbaru.
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The problem was that after you retired
from injuring your left arm,
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that framework was completely
inherited by the team.
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While I was captain, I tried every trick in the book
to somehow make things work well.
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But as soon as I retired in April,
it immediately all fell apart.
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TOO LOFTY A GOAL
RIGOROUS TRAINING
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UNAVOIDABLE PEER PRESSURE...
NOT SOLIDARITY BUT COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY
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Sports isn't something
you have to suffer over to play.
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SPORTS PLAYER KANBARU
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So if it's that painful,
I just think you should just quit.
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GENIUS SPORTS PLAYER KANBARU
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Some have already quit, of course.
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Though, they didn't turn in
a letter of resignation.
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They quit because
they got injured during practice.
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We had to do something about it,
so the third-year alumni gathered around
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and had a discussion,
saying it wasn't this, it wasn't that.
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It wasn't like we took one measure or another
to solve it, but instead, it seems to have backfired.
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And in the past few days, team members
stopped coming to school one after another.
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On the surface, it looks like there are no issues
whatsoever, which makes it even more terrible.
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FIGHTING SPIRIT
NAOETSU GIRLS' B-BALL
WILL HEAD TO NATIONALS AGAIN,
LET'S WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP
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Once things settled down, and for those who felt
agony got a strange sense of satisfaction,
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and sometimes enter a state of euphoria,
which paralyzes them.
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When everyone criticized the girls
who thoughtlessly made complaints,
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DON'T PLAY HOOKY
ARE YOU RUNNING AWAY BY YOURSELF?
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GIRLS' B-BALL
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they seemed to have a strange sense of fun
making those criticisms.
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It's hard for us to change this structure
from our end as well, Araragi-senpai.
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Because that structure
is what our generation created.
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So what they're doing is basically
the same thing as what we were doing.
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Right. The only difference
is how they feel about it.
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No. Maybe we were in the wrong after all.
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EFFORT
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Like how coaches who experienced corporal
punishment and pecking orders gone too far,
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PERSEVERANCE
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RESULTS
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won't change their opinions,
and would say,
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"It may not be suitable for current times,
but it was good in its own way."
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I mean, from the day I joined to the day I retired,
every day should have been fun, I think?
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The school tells us to keep quiet about this,
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and when we were getting
rather desperate from the whole thing,
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that's when Araragi-hentai
approached us.
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HENTAI
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I felt this was a blessing from heaven.
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IT'S TRUE THAT THE TIMING WAS GOOD.
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THE OTHER TWO MISSING...
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I MUST FIGURE OUT THEIR WHEREABOUTS—
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All right, Higasa.
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I don't think
someone unsociable like me
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would be able to get involved
in a delicate affair between girls.
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But if you could lend me that roster,
I promise that I will do everything I can
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so that at least from hereon, none of your
underclassmen will go missing anymore.
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That's enough for me
for you to say that.
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By the way, Araragi-senpai...
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Do you have a girlfriend?
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MONSTER SEASON BROADCAST NUMBER TWO
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SHINOBUMONOGATARI EPISODE ONE
SHINOBU MUSTARD, PART TWO
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Indeed.
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The shadows in the hearts of the girls' basketball
team members carrying depressing emotions like,
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"Why do I have to sacrifice academics
to devote myself to rigorous practice
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DEPRESSION
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if the upperclassman I admire is no longer here?"
That may have attracted a vampire.
[04:18] ---
That theory definitely
has persuasive power.
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So you're saying apparitions have reasons
suitable for them?
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NAME: IT'S SURUGA KANBARU!
CLASS: I'M GLAD I MADE IT TO THE 3RD YEAR
POSITION: SMALL FORWARD
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Well, that niece of mine didn't really get faster
at running from positive reasons, either.
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That's right.
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The superstar wasn't born a superstar.
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More like, she was a girl
who had to become a superstar.
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Because she made a wish to a monkey.
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Even after being released from the monkey,
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it's not like she'll be released
from the distress of puberty.
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Well, getting annoyed by your kohai
is the fate of a senpai.
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KOHAI ONE
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KOHAI TWO
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KOHAI THREE
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And to make Koyomin's easily made promise
come true, you have to put some spirit into this.
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VICTIMS: THREE PEOPLE
MISSING: 2 PEOPLE
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First, let's prioritize looking for the other two
team members who've gone missing.
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PROFILE CARD
NAME: MISAGO KANGU
CLASS: 2-4
POSITION: CURRENTLY ON THE RUN
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Misago Kangu,
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PROFILE CARD
NAME: SOWA KISEKI
CLASS: 2-7
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and Sowa Kiseki.
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That's right, Ms. Gaen.
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This was more like an afterthought.
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But can that living message that we thought
Kuchimoto wrote on her flash cards
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be a signature left by the vampire?
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It's very much possible.
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However, similar signatures were not found
from the belongings of Kie Harimaze here
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or Aburi Honno in the next room over.
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This naturally goes for
the living message as well,
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but if the "B777Q" written on
that flash card was a signature,
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then there should be a code
left behind near all the mummies.
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KIE HARIMAZE
NO CODE
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ABURI HONNO
NO CODE
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KYOUMI KUCHIMOTO
CODE FOUND
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In the case of Kuchimoto,
she was inside an abandoned shack,
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KYOUMI KUCHIMOTO
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so the vampire could take their time
to work without worrying about other people?
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I did run some handwriting analysis.
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But I couldn't come to a definitive result.
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It didn't seem like
the two handwritings matched,
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but if it was written in a hurry
while being assaulted by the vampire,
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it's only natural to be in disarray.
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You're right.
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As the hunter,
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it makes it easy if the vampire is highly
self-assertive because they become easy to find.
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That said, as the commander, I would like
to input tonight's commands for Koyomin.
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Oh, okay. What is it?
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This is something that
only you can do, Koyomin.
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I want you to suppress Shinobu
for the night.
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You're hiding something from me,
aren't you?
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Come on now. What are you saying
out of the blue, Shinobu?
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If you're going to doubt me like that,
our relationship of codependence is over.
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Like hell it's over. We're in deep.
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As you can see, I'm tied to your shadows firmly,
like I was nailed down onto it.
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Come on now.
[07:10] ---
Here you go, Shinobu. I got you
a lot of your favorite donuts, you see?
[07:14] ---
I have some Golden Chocolate, okay?
[07:16] ---
That's why you're highly suspicious, my master.
[07:19] ---
Stop that wheedling catty voice.
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You're trying to trick me so suddenly.
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She's quite sharp. Like a fang.
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Damn it, Ms. Gaen really
is asking for the impossible.
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Hiding something from Shinobu is harder
than hiding something from my parents.
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Because we are alter egos,
inseverable even if you cut us apart.
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SHINOBU OSHINO
= FORMER IRON-BLOODED, HOT-BLOODED,
COLD-BLOODED VAMPIRE.
= MERE SHADOW OF A VAMPIRE
= MY FATE-SHARING COMPANION
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Hey, come on now. See, here's some
limited-time flavors from Mister Donuts.
[07:45] ---
You know, you can't dodge the question
by saying things like that.
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Huh?
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It's half Pon de Ring,
and half Old Fashioned?
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What is this dream of a donut?
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Impressive!
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It's 10:00 PM right now,
so about seven more hours till sunrise.
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Can I even keep going for that long?
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That's right, Shinobu.
[08:13] ---
There was something
I've always wanted to ask you
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ever since we had that
memorable spring break.
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If you had feelings that lasted as long as a year
and a half, why didn't you ask me sooner?
[08:24] ---
Back during that spring break,
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you sucked my blood
and I became an immortal vampire, right?
[08:30] ---
You remember, right?
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You were on the verge of extermination.
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"Dying in this way is just like me.
It's not bad."
[08:38] ---
I said with a nihilistic grin,
as I offered my own neck.
[08:42] ---
What happened to your memory skills?
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Did you use it all up
with those college entrance studies?
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ACTUALLY, I WAS IN TEARS
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If my vampirization had failed back then,
what would have happened?
[08:55] ---
What kind of meaning does failed vampirization
have for the vampire to begin with?
[09:03] ---
I suppose the time has finally come
for me to talk about that.
[09:06] ---
You have matured, my master.
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Though, you're immortal,
so you don't really mature!
[09:12] ---
Don't say a joke then refute it yourself.
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ARARAGI FAMILY GRAVE
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And I'm no longer immortal, either.
[09:17] ---
Starting with the conclusion.
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If you had failed back then
to become my minion, my slave,
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you would have become a zombie
with no ability to think.
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Hey, don't you remember?
[09:29] ---
It's that time we saw the horde of living corpses
in an alternate timeline.
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Oh right, there was that.
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I see. I hadn't connected that
with the mummies from the current case.
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PAST
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PRESENT
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But now that she mentioned it,
I'd already seen previous cases.
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PAST
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If those were examples of failures,
and a mound of them at that...
[09:50] ---
It means in that timeline, the "Shinobu Oshino
from a different route" was reckless,
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with no objective nor motive.
[09:58] ---
Can the vampire we're dealing with now
be acting recklessly as well?
[10:03] ---
Though, I don't know enough vampires
to think about different patterns.
[10:08] OS
GRADUATION
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It's just like the number of friends
I had in high school.
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I can count them all on one hand.
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SEISHIRO SHISHIRUI
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They were all somehow tied to Shinobu.
[10:21] ---
No, wait.
[10:22] ---
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
[10:25] ---
That's right. This is also definitely
an oversight. No doubt about it.
[10:29] ---
If it's tied with Shinobu,
even if there isn't an immediate connection...
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I'm aware of the existence
of one other vampire.
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Shinobu.
[10:39] ---
The vampire who turned you
into a vampire...
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The original source vampire for me.
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Come to think,
I've never heard much about them.
[10:50] ---
I suppose the time has finally come
for me to talk about that.
[10:54] ---
The vampire of prepared death,
inevitable death, and certain death...
[10:59] ---
The one who created me,
and the one who gave me a name.
[11:02] ---
Deathtopia Virtuoso Suicide-Master.
[11:06] ---
It's time to talk about her.
[11:11] ---
It's not the whole story,
but I get the gist of it.
[11:15] ---
This is why Ms. Gaen ordered me
to keep Shinobu suppressed for tonight.
[11:21] ---
What's wrong?
[11:23] ---
Are you intimidated?
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That's only natural. As you can see,
it makes me tremble as well.
[11:31] ---
Though, I myself had forgotten
that I used to be human
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until the incidents that happened
with you last year.
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I haven't seen Suicide-Master
for close to 600 years now.
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A truly reckless way of life.
She is the true vampire.
[11:49] ---
Though she must be long since
crumbled into dust by now.
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Hey, Shinobu.
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You said reckless way of life,
but what kind of life was it specifically?
[12:00] ---
Let's see...
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APPARITION
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Compared to me, a foul eater who eats anything,
apparition or whatever it may be,
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she was a gourmet vampire.
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Once she decides the menu,
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PRINCESS ACEROLA
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she will not put anything else in her mouth.
That's how stubborn she was.
[12:17] ---
And back in the day,
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Suicide-Master decided to suck my blood
when I was still human.
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And because of that,
she almost starved to death.
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So I kind of let her
suck my blood out of pity.
[12:32] ---
"Dying in this way is just like me.
It's not bad."
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SHINOBUMONOGATARI
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Nihilistically...
[12:37] ---
You're saying the same thing I did.
[12:39] ---
You can't fight blood.
[12:41] ---
Huh?
[12:42] ---
Why so suddenly, after all this time,
am I talking about Suicide-Master?
[12:54] ---
Coming! Just one second!
[12:57] ---
Welcome.
[13:02] ---
Over here, Devil Boy.
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YOTSUGI ONONOKI
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= DOLL APPARITION
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Well, well, if it isn't Ononoki.
[13:13] ---
You came at a really good time.
[13:15] ---
Now, don't be modest.
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Come sit on my lap.
[13:19] ---
My lap is your booster seat.
[13:22] ---
You know, before you say disgusting stuff,
[13:26] ---
you should retort at Doll Girl's skit where she
knocked on the door yet appeared outside the window.
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Make yourself at home, Noble Ononoki.
[13:36] ---
Nobility?
[13:37] ---
Fortunately, I'm not bored enough
to relax on Devil Boy's lap.
[13:43] ---
Ms. Gaen mentioned it, too.
[13:46] ---
That Ononoki was currently
working on a different case.
[13:49] ---
If so, what's the reason?
[13:52] ---
What? I need a reason to come over?
[13:55] ---
Fwip.
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I had stepped out for work,
[13:59] ---
and when I finally came home,
that idiot Tsukihi was in the room.
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She's studying or something.
[14:05] ---
But it seems I am unwanted
over here as well.
[14:09] ---
So since I'm not bored, I'll just excuse myself
so you can continue on with your discussion.
[14:14] ---
Oh, that's right.
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FORTUNE
[14:16] ---
Here you go. A souvenir.
[14:18] ---
What's this?
[14:19] ---
It's a fortune from North Shirahebi Shrine,
where the lost girl is the god.
[14:25] ---
Fair Fortune. I can't really tell
if this is good or bad.
[14:29] ---
What's this?
[14:31] ---
You said you were working but you were
goofing off at Lost Girl's place?
[14:35] ---
You should've invited me, too.
[14:37] ---
It wasn't like I was playing.
[14:39] ---
Though a rookie, Big Sister Mayoi is still
the lost child that governs over this town.
[14:45] ---
In terms of working, I have
to set things straight with her or I'll pay for it.
[14:50] ---
Ononoki.
[14:52] ---
Until Tsukihi vacates her room,
you can relax and hang out here.
[14:57] ---
The booster seat and the child is heading out
on a midnight cruise right now.
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ONE IN WAITING
YOU SHOULD BE THE ONE TO SEEK THAT PERSON OUT
[15:20] ---
Oh, how embarrassing.
[15:23] ---
You have finally caught sight
of how I am secretly training.
[15:30] ---
What part of this is secret?
[15:33] ---
It was like you weren't sitting under
a waterfall, but basking in the limelight.
[15:37] ---
Oh dear. A breathtakingly beautiful woman
isn't someone like this.
[15:42] ---
It isn't?
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MAYOI HACHIKUJI
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MAYOI HACHIKUJI
= GIRL LOST BY A SNAIL
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MAYOI HACHIKUJI
= GIRL LOST BY A SNAIL
= CURRENT GOD
[15:52] ---
Anyway, long time no see, Mr. Aplysia.
[15:55] ---
It indeed has been a while,
but my name is Araragi.
[15:59] ---
Forgive me, I flubbed it.
[16:01] ---
No, that was on purpose.
[16:03] ---
I fwubbed it!
[16:04] ---
It wasn't on purpose?
[16:05] ---
Debbulf I yrros.
[16:06] ---
Even if she says it backwards,
it wasn't on purpose?
[16:10] ---
I wanted to see you as well,
Ms. Samurai.
[16:12] ---
Who's a samurai? You and your anagrams
turned a ninja into a samurai.
[16:18] ---
My name is Shinobu.
[16:20] ---
Wait, I have to do this, too?
[16:23] ---
Forgive me, I flubbed it.
[16:24] ---
No, that was on purpose.
[16:26] ---
I fwubbed it!
[16:27] ---
It wasn't on purpose?
[16:29] ---
Fluids robbery.
[16:30] ---
It's not intentional
even with an anagram!?
[16:33] ---
Rather. Ms. Anagra.
[16:34] ---
You're getting pulled in.
[16:36] ---
This downward slope will never end
if you keep connecting new ways to flub things.
[16:41] ---
Rather, rather, Mr. Araragi.
[16:43] ---
I called you over all the way to the mountain peak
in the middle of the night for none other than...
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wanting to introduce you to a young girl.
[16:52] ---
Oh? It seems you have somewhat
of a circumstance here.
[16:55] ---
If she introduced you to a young girl
with no circumstances,
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she'd be one seriously dangerous person.
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THE YOUNG GIRL WHO WANTED TO KEEP RIDING
ON MY SHOULDERS AFTER I WAS DONE
MOUNTAIN-CLIMBING GAVE ME AN ELBOW
TO THE CROWN OF MY HEAD.
[17:01] ---
To be precise, I want to introduce
Ms. Shinobu, not Mr. Araragi.
[17:06] ---
It seems you were the one who was
the seriously dangerous person, Shinobu.
[17:10] ---
Don't sound so proud while still having
a young girl on your shoulders.
[17:13] ---
Don't shrug. I'll cling onto you.
[17:16] ---
So, Lost Girl. There's a young girl
you want to introduce me to?
[17:20] ---
Yes. Over here.
[17:41] ---
S-Suicide-Master?
[17:46] ---
H-How you have changed so much.
[17:49] ---
H-Hey, Shinobu. What are you talking...
[17:56] ---
Look out! Be careful, Shinobu!
[18:02] ---
Hachikuji.
[18:03] ---
Let me say that the young girl mummy
was naked to begin with.
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THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING
I WAS GOING TO QUESTION, PER SE.
[18:09] ---
And it wasn't a mummy
to begin with, either.
[18:13] ---
What do you mean?
What in the world happened?
[18:16] ---
Oh, God. What exactly is going on
in this town right now?
[18:22] ---
Shinobu, what kind of condition
is that mummy in?
[18:25] ---
I mean, the naked young girl.
[18:27] ---
I'm astonished that Suicide-Master, the one
who created you and named you, was a young girl.
[18:34] ---
But that condition...
[18:36] ---
Is it similar to a zombie
when you fail to become a vampire?
[18:40] ---
Negative. If anything, this is cryptobiosis.
[18:44] ---
Not a living corpse,
but more like in critical condition...
[18:48] ---
That's why you called for us,
didn't you, Lost Girl?
[18:52] ---
Yes. For a guest from overseas to die abroad
would be a terrible thing to wake up to as the ruler.
[18:59] ---
That's why, to learn about
the truth behind this,
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I want Mr. Araragi to procure some medicine
for this individual to recover.
[19:08] ---
Medicine? What kind?
[19:10] ---
And procure? From where?
[19:13] ---
It doesn't exist in this world.
[19:16] ---
But it does in the afterlife,
as you are aware.
[19:19] ---
A-Afterlife?
[19:21] OS
KEEP OUT
[19:21] ---
You say "as you are aware" but
I'm not aware of anything like that.
[19:24] ---
You should be aware of it, Mr. Araragi.
[19:28] ---
I mean, you just traveled there
the other day.
[19:31] ---
To Hell.
[19:34] ---
It's Blood Pond Hell.
[19:38] ---
Oh, brother. I have no choice.
[19:41] ---
Looks like I have to go there.
[19:43] ---
To my second homeland...
[19:45] ---
To Hell.
[19:47] ---
Ms. Shinobu, please do the honors.
[19:49] ---
Sure thing.
[20:00] OS
DEMON SWORD "KOKORO WATARI"
THE POWER THAT KILLS APPARITIONS
[20:03] ---
I have long since waited for a chance
to slay your rude self like this.
[20:08] ---
How dare you disgrace me
by making me sit in a booster seat.
[20:13] ---
I-I thought you were happy about that!
[20:15] ---
Why are you telling me it was agonizing
at this point in time?
[20:18] ---
And what's with that chuckle?
Why aren't you laughing like you usually do?
[20:20] ---
Revenge is a delicious soup
especially when it is served cold.
[20:24] ---
I totally thought our relationship
was so close that soup wouldn't get cold!
[20:28] ---
Have a taste of 400 years worth of
continued swordsmanship training.
[20:33] ---
My Life Death Style
has seven ultimate techniques.
[20:36] ---
Ultimate Technique One,
Indescribable Subtle Beauty.
[20:39] ---
Ultimate Technique Two,
Beauties of Nature.
[20:42] ---
Ultimate Technique Three,
Hundred Flower Bloom.
[20:45] ---
Ultimate Technique Four,
Natural Beauty of Spring.
[20:48] ---
Ultimate Technique Five,
Impermanence of Things.
[20:51] ---
Ultimate Technique Six,
Crowning Beauty with Glory.
[20:54] ---
Ultimate Technique Seven,
Utter Shambles.
[20:57] ---
And the final ultimate technique
of Life Death Style
[21:00] ---
where all seven ultimate techniques
are unleashed at once.
[21:02] ---
Torn to Pieces!
[21:05] ---
UNHAPPY?
A troubled human child
[21:07] ---
UNLUCKY?
For the inhumane
[21:08] ---
BE HAPPY!
Aim timelessly
[21:10] ---
Because you're alive
[21:12] ---
A past that you looked away from too
[21:13] ---
A boring future too
[21:15] ---
Counseling
[21:16] ---
Oh man
[21:17] ---
All the times and places
Peace, peace
[21:18] ---
UNHAPPY?
[21:20] ---
UNLUCKY?
[21:22] ---
BE HAPPY!
[21:23] ---
UNDEAD
[21:31] ---
Cut in
Somehow, for some reason
[21:33] ---
In the mere future
[21:35] ---
I have a feeling that...
[21:37] ---
I can't have any hopes or expectations
[21:38] ---
I've lived long enough
[21:40] ---
I'm fed up with déjà vu
and the run-of-the-mill
[21:42] ---
There are no signs of wonderful occasions
[21:45] ---
That's too bad
[21:46] ---
It's the cause and effect
of accumulated experiences
[21:47] ---
Conventional myths and boring evolution
[21:49] ---
In other words, I need stimulation
[21:50] ---
I got tired of it
I got used to it
[21:51] ---
Just kidding
Guidance that gets adjusted
[21:54] ---
Compliance that increases
[21:55] ---
They seem to be shoved under the rug
[21:57] ---
I sucked it all
[21:59] ---
That, this and all of it
[22:01] ---
They all taste the same
[22:04] ---
UNDEAD
[22:04] ---
I'm not dead yet
[22:06] ---
A chain of you and you
[22:08] ---
To be alive is to keep changing
[22:11] ---
Don't be satisfied
With unhappiness
[22:15] ---
You're a coward if you don't try to be happy
[22:19] ---
This world and this world are
A strange, strange fantasy
[22:22] ---
Will a demon appear next or will a snake?
[22:25] ---
The story finally begins after meeting
[22:28] ---
Is it a human or monster?
[22:30] ---
Returning to the subject at hand
Peace, peace
[22:44] ---
Huh?
[22:52] ---
So I was supposed to fall down to Hell,
but instead I rose up to Heaven by mistake?
[22:57] ---
Oh geez. My goodness.
[23:00] ---
So those who are watching really are
watching my day-to-day behavior.
[23:04] ---
Precisely.
[23:07] ---
You are not as evil of a human
as you may think you are.
[23:13] ---
Pardon me for being
in such a guise, Lord Araragi.
[23:20] ---
B-Beautiful Princess?
[23:23] ---
Correct. There are people
who call me by that name.
[23:27] ---
But please, here in Heaven,
call me Princess Acerola.