E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School [00:05] Guy     The guys from Salt Middle School are strong! SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School Gang Leader:     Edano Tsuyoshi [00:08] Guy     Damn it... So he's Salt Middle School's     Tenga the Demon! SIGN    Salt Middle School     Gang Leader:     Onigawara Tenga [00:11] Tenga     Is that all you've got?     That wasn't even a warm-up. [00:16] Guy     Damn it! [00:17] Guy     The shadow leader! [00:18] Guy     Someone get Teru-san! [00:22] Guy     D-Damn... [00:23] Guy     That's Teru-san for you. [00:25] Guy     But isn't this a bit overboard? [00:28] Teruki     It had to be done. [00:29] Teruki     They had the nerve to stand up to me. SIGN    What's for lunch today? We can actually go out for lunch sometime, right? Right? Right? Right? [00:31] Teruki     If you show idiots like these      that you're out of their league, [00:35] Teruki     they'll suddenly bow down to you,     like completely different people. SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year: [00:38] Teruki     Just like you guys. SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year     Hanazawa Teruki [00:40] Teruki     Not to mention, it's not a bad idea     having these guys indebted to me. SIGN    A.K.A.: SIGN    Teru [00:47] Teruki     Be it power or people... [00:49] Teruki     I'm going to take advantage     of everything I can. [00:52] Teruki     After all, I'm the main character     in this world. SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Idiots Only Event Kin [02:31] Mom     Shige, wake up! [02:34] Mom     You're going to be late. [02:38] Dimple     Good morning. Isn't it a     lovely morning, Partner? [02:42] Dimple     You surprised? [02:43] Dimple     Well, you know what they say.     Yesterday's enemy could be today's friend. [02:47] Dimple     Hm? You want to shake hands? [02:50] Dimple     What are you—Stop! Wait, wait! [02:54] Dimple     You startled me! What was that for?! [02:57] Mob     I thought this might be a dream. [02:59] Dimple     And when you think that,     you're supposed to pinch your own cheek! [03:03] Mob     Who are you? [03:04] Dimple     I'm Dimple! The head of the religious group! [03:07] Dimple     You know, we had a fight     to the death yesterday! [03:10] Mob     Oh... So you didn't completely disappear. [03:12] Dimple     W-Wait! Hear me out! [03:14] Dimple     I don't plan on living the rest     of my life as some spirit! [03:18] Mob     But aren't you already dead? [03:20] Dimple     You're not supposed to go there, Shige-chan. [03:23] Dimple     An idol! A pro baseball player!     A movie star! [03:26] Dimple     Everyone has some kind of dream! [03:29] Dimple     And I have an ambition, too. [03:31] Dimple     To stand at the top of all creation... [03:34] Dimple     Basically, to become God! [03:36] Dimple     I dream of the day that I become God. [03:39] Mob     Huh... So that's why you created     that religious organization. [03:43] Dimple     Though it was destroyed. [03:45] Dimple     But now I know... [03:47] Dimple     that in order to gain command     over people's hearts, [03:49] Dimple     I just have to show off some     strong psychic powers. [03:53] Dimple     Shige-chan! Pair up with me! [03:55] Dimple     Let's shoot for the top of the world together! [03:58] Mob     Any more final words? [04:00] Dimple     Eek! [04:01] Dimple     Seriously?! [04:03] Dimple     I don't want to disappear yet! [04:05] Dimple     I won't do anything bad anymore! [04:08] Mob     Really? [04:09] Dimple     Really! [04:12] Mob     All right. [04:14] Mob     Then I'll discuss it with my master. [04:16] Mob     Don't do anything weird at my home or school. [04:20] Dimple     Talk about a softy. [04:22] Dimple     I'll just wait for my chance to possess him. [04:27] Ritsu     Nii-san, Mom says to hurry up     and eat breakfast. [04:30] Mob     Okay. I'll be right there. [04:32] Ritsu     Were you talking to someone just now? [04:34] Mob     Nope. [04:36] Ritsu     Oh, okay. [04:37] Ritsu     Anyway, hurry up. [04:38] Mob     Okay. [04:40] Dimple     Your brother seems pretty     smart and nice, Shige-chan. [04:44] Mob     My name's Shigeo. [04:46] Mob     Call me "Shige-chan" one more time,     and I'll exorcise you. [04:49] Dimple     A-All right. Sorry, Sh-Shigeo. SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School [04:53] Dimple     Just as I found out yesterday,     it's hard to read what Shigeo's thinking. [04:59] Dimple     I must study his personal and social life     and try to figure him out. [05:04] Dimple     If all goes well, Shigeo could start to     see me as someone who truly gets him. [05:09] Dimple     If he eventually starts relying on me... [05:15] Mezato     Hey, Kageyama-kun. [05:17] Mezato     You're Kageyama Ritsu-kun     from Class 1-3, right? [05:20] Ritsu     Yeah. [05:21] Mezato     I'm Mezato from Class 2-1     and the school paper. [05:24] Mezato     Do you have a sec? [05:26] Ritsu     So you're in the same class as my brother. [05:28] Ritsu     If you want to know about his     psychic powers, ask him yourself. [05:31] Mezato     Aw, come on. I have something     interesting to tell you, too. [05:36] Ritsu     Did something happen with my brother? SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [05:39] Rei     I accept. [05:42] Rei     I'll exorcise this evil spirit photo, [05:47] Rei     so please come back in about two hours. [05:52] Rei     Graphic Exorcism! [05:56] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special moves,     where he uses CG software to edit photos SIGN    Graphic Exorcism [06:02] Narrator     and makes them look perfectly natural. [06:05] Rei     Crap! [06:06] Rei     I accidentally erased     the client's eyebrow, too! [06:10] Mob     Master. [06:11] Rei     Is that you, Mob? I'm a bit busy     right now, so give me a minute. [06:13] Dimple     Wait... That's your master? [06:16] Mob     Yup. He's Master Reigen, a psychic. [06:19] Dimple     Uh, you can't be serious. [06:21] Mob     What do you mean? [06:22] Dimple     I don't feel any spiritual power     from him at all. [06:25] Dimple     That idiot Shigeo is totally getting used. [06:29] Dimple     I could let him know... [06:32] Dimple     But no, this is fine. [06:35] Dimple     I'm going to use him to the fullest, too! [06:39] Rei     All right, it's done. [06:41] Mob     Master, I've had this spirit     stuck to me since this morning. [06:44] Mob     What do you think I should do? [06:46] Mob     Should I erase it? [06:48] Rei     Hm? [06:51] Dimple     Hmph. You won't be able to see me, you fake. [06:55] Rei     It's too weak for me to see. SIGN    Wha!!? [06:58] Rei     For you, it'd be about the same     as a ladybug on your shoulder. [07:02] Rei     Do whatever you want. [07:04] Mob     Good for you. [07:05] Mob     If you don't cause any harm,     I won't erase you. SIGN    A Delicious Lifestyle     MobDonalds SIGN    Where Dimples Magically Appear On Your Face When You Eat [07:09] Ritsu     There's nothing that triggered it. [07:11] Ritsu     Nii-san was born with his psychic powers. [07:15] Ritsu     Ever since I can remember, [07:17] Ritsu     Nii-san has been causing     strange phenomena and showing me. [07:21] Ritsu     To me, Nii-san was the standard of the world. [07:25] Mezato     Standard? [07:27] Ritsu     But it's been a while since Nii-san's     used his powers in front of others. [07:33] Ritsu     What happened to my brother? [07:36] Mezato     Mob-kun's caused quite a stir. SIGN    We're Looking For Our God. The Psycho Helmet Religion [07:40] Dimple     Doesn't this look like you, Shigeo? [07:42] Mob     No. [07:43] Dimple     Hm? This phone number's... I see. [07:48] Dimple     So now they're seeking support from Shigeo. [07:52] Dimple     Jeez, they're so easy to read. [07:56] Mezato     Mob-kun's hidden charisma [07:59] Mezato     managed to bring forth adoration     from a lot of people at once. [08:02] Mezato     So much so that it formed a new religion. [08:05] Mezato     I think he deserves more recognition. [08:09] Mezato     So I thought I'd get an exclusive     from your point of view— [08:12] Ritsu     I'll have to decline, Mezato-senpai. [08:15] Ritsu     Nii-san's powers are not some sideshow. [08:17] Mezato     No, that's not what I meant... [08:20] Mezato     Well, maybe I did. [08:22] Mezato     But he could get really popular— [08:23] Ritsu     Well, I'll be going now. [08:29] Mezato     Kageyama Ritsu-kun. SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu-Class 1-3     in the student council     Hot! Top of his class     Good at sports     Good at sprints     Apparently he's fast SIGN    Seems a bit hard to get close to     Has a lot of secret fans     Relationship with brother: unknown     I don't really know about Mob-kun, either     Likes tofu     Blood type: B Born 7/2 [08:31] Mezato     His grades are at the top of his class, [08:33] Mezato     and he's a hot, popular guy     who is great at sports. [08:37] Mezato     He's got everything that Mob-kun doesn't. [08:42] Mezato     Jeez... [08:43] Mezato     People really aren't born equal... [08:51] Ritsu     Nii-san was the standard of my world. [08:55] Ritsu     Psychic powers were a perfectly     normal existence for me. [08:59] Ritsu     Because I'm his little brother, [09:01] Ritsu     I thought that I would be able     to use them, too, someday. [09:05] Ritsu     That's what I wished for... [09:07] Ritsu     "Charisma," my foot! [09:09] Ritsu     "Popular," my foot! [09:11] Ritsu     Give me a break! [09:13] Ritsu     Psychic powers aren't that cheap! [09:22] Mob     I'm leaving now. [09:23] Ritsu     Nii-san. I'll go with you. [09:26] Mob     That's rare. You're usually gone early. [09:29] Ritsu     There isn't a student council     meeting this morning. [09:32] Ritsu     Also, I wanted to talk to you     about something. [09:36] Dimple     He seems to be pretty close to you. [09:39] Ritsu     Why don't you use your      psychic powers more often? [09:44] Mob     I don't get any opportunities to. [09:46] Dimple     And I'm telling you there's plenty! [09:50] Ritsu     I guess you don't have any desires. [09:52] Mob     I do, but using my powers would be pointless. [09:56] Ritsu     Huh? [09:57] Mob     Psychic powers aren't needed     to survive in the first place. [10:01] Dimple     You're the only one who thinks that! [10:04] Dimple     They're not pointless! You just haven't     realized how useful they are! [10:08] Ritsu     Are there things that you can't have,     even if you use your powers? [10:11] Dimple     Not at all! You can even become God! [10:15] Mob     Muscles. [10:17] Dimple     What is he talking about? [10:20] Mob     Or the ability to understand girls,     or read my surroundings. [10:24] Mob     I think there's even more     than that, like wisdom. [10:28] Mob     I envy you, Ritsu. [10:37] Mob     Hm... Yeah. SIGN    Find the Area [10:39] Mob     I mean, psychic powers can't even     help you solve math problems. [10:44] Dimple     If those powers belonged to someone else, [10:47] Dimple     we would have seen a completely     different world... [10:52] Goda     What did you want with the     Body Improvement Club? [10:54] Goda     This is no place for the likes of you. [10:59] Goda     Unlike you guys who waste your lives away, [11:02] Goda     we are living in the moment, Onigawara. [11:05] Tenga     What about them? [11:11] Goda     If you have something to say,     let's go outside. [11:13] Tenga     He avoided the question! [11:16] Tenga     I'll keep this short. [11:17] Tenga     You guys in the Body Improvement Club [11:20] Tenga     have the strongest bodies     in Salt Middle School. [11:23] Tenga     I want to ask for your guys' help in order     to crush Black Vinegar Middle School! [11:27] Goda     Sadly, this is lower body strengthening month, [11:31] Goda     so we're busy doing squats. [11:34] Tenga     Squats?! What are you... [11:35] Goda     Fighting is stupid! [11:38] Goda     Our muscles don't exist     for something so petty! [11:43] Yamazaki     What'd you say?! [11:49] Shimura     Say no to violence. [11:51] Tenga     H-He stopped Yamazaki with one hand... [11:54] Tenga     With these musclebound freaks on our side,     we'd definitely be able to win! [11:59] Tenga     What? [12:00] Tenga     There's one guy who obviously     hasn't improved his body... [12:05] Dimple     Shigeo, you aren't actually     aiming for this, are you? SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 28% SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [12:19] TV     Next is today's weather. [12:22] TV     Though a lot of parts will be sunny today, [12:25] TV     there is some instability in the atmosphere. [12:27] TV     There is a possibility of     thunderstorms and high winds. [12:31] TV     If you're going out, it may be a good idea     to bring along a foldable umbrella... [12:33] Tenga     You gotta fight poison with poison. [12:36] Tenga     I'll send Salt Middle's extraterritoriality,     the Body Improvement Club, [12:39] Tenga     to clash with Black Vinegar Middle's     shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki. [12:43] Kawa     You've got that saying slightly wrong. [12:46] Kawa     And the Body Improvement Club     isn't really poison... [12:49] Shima     Isn't the nuance of extraterritoriality     a bit weird, too? [12:51] Shima     I think he just wanted to try saying it. [12:53] Yamazaki     Both of those came up in class recently. [12:56] Yamazaki     Apparently Tenga-san is     actually paying attention. [12:59] Yamazaki     Though he's an idiot— [13:05] Kawa     Th-There it is! [13:06] Kawa     Demon Rush! Tenga-san's special move     of repeated punches! [13:09] Kawa     It's a legendary move that     you rarely get to see. [13:12] Shima     It's supposed to be rare,     but apparently he's using it here! [13:16] Shima     You really are amazing, Tenga-san. SIGN    To Kageyama-kun of the Body Improvement Club <3 How are you? I'm a girl, but Kageyama-kun, I abhor you!!! I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park. <3 Please come!!! [13:27] Mob     Th-This is... [13:31] Mob     What is this? Abhor? [13:34] Mob     Did I offend someone? [13:36] Dimple     I'm assuming it's supposed     to be a love letter. [13:38] Dimple     They spelled "adore" wrong. [13:39] Mob     Adore? What?! [13:42] Dimple     Er, that's definitely a lie. [13:44] Mob     Huh? [13:45] Mob     This is a lie? [13:47] Dimple     That's a guy's handwriting,     so it's clearly a fake love letter. [13:51] Dimple     You're too unpopular to realize, huh? [13:53] Mob     So, this is a lie? [13:55] Dimple     Let it go, Shigeo. Let it go. [13:59] Mob     It's a li— SIGN    Challenge. By Onigawara. You took real good care of us last time. Our helper will deal with you this time, so come to Ankle Park. Bring as many as you want. Don't run away, you rice bastards!!! [14:01] Guy     We received a challenge. [14:03] Guy     The only one with handwriting this bad [14:05] Guy     is Onigawara from Salt Middle School. [14:08] Guy     He doesn't give up, does he? [14:10] Guy     What's this "you rice bastards" part mean? [14:13] Guy     I think he wanted to write "you rat bastards." [14:15] Guys     You're so smart, Edano-san. [14:17] Boss     No, it's just that Onigawara is stupid. [14:23] Tenga     My plan is so perfect that I scare myself. [14:27] Tenga     Now we just have to wait for them to take the bait, and make our move. [14:32] Kawa     I'm sure the guys from     Black Vinegar Middle will be there, [14:35] Kawa     but will the guy from the     Body Improvement Club show up? [14:38] Kawa     He might think it's a prank. [14:39] Tenga     No, he'll definitely fall for it. [14:42] Tenga     Just in case, I wrote "I'm a girl," on it. [14:46] Tenga     And added a heart! [14:48] Shima     A girl wouldn't write "I'm a girl"... [14:50] Yamazaki     Seriously, no one's going to fall for that. [14:54] Narrator     But he did. [14:56] Dimple     You're seriously... [14:58] Mob     Well, if a girl actually is waiting,     I'd feel bad for her. [15:01] Dimple     I told you that's a fantasy! SIGN    Ankle Park [15:04] Dimple     Are you sure about this? [15:06] Dimple     You didn't even tell the muscle guys. [15:08] Mob     We're supposed to train on our own today. [15:11] Boss     Hey. [15:12] Boss     You're from Salt Middle School, aren't you? [15:14] Mob     Huh? [15:19] Sagawa     Captain Musashi, there's trouble! SIGN    Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat! [15:21] Sagawa     This was under a dumbbell. SIGN    We have Kageyama. If you want him back, fight us. From Black Vinegar Middle School [15:24] Sagawa     Kageyama-kun's been kidnapped! SIGN    Body Improvement Club SIGN    Pumped Up [15:30] Goda     We're going to Black Vinegar Middle School! [15:32] Goda     We're going to get Kageyama back! [15:35] Girl     Hey, what do you want to do today? [15:37] Teruki     What do you want to do? [15:39] Girl     Well, first, go to a café... [15:47] Dimple     Shigeo, do you know these guys? [15:50] Mob     No, not at all. [15:51] Dimple     Do you understand what's going on? [15:54] Mob     No, not at all. [15:56] Dimple     Your submissiveness doesn't go away, does it? [15:59] Guy     For the guy that Onigawara called     in to help, he's pretty quiet. [16:03] Guy     Kageyama, was it? [16:05] Guy     Sorry, but we have to uphold our image, [16:08] Guy     so we're going to take you hostage. [16:11] Dimple     I see... [16:12] Dimple     Looks like you were tricked     by that Onigawara guy, Shigeo. [16:16] Boss     We've already told Onigawara [16:19] Boss     that if he wants his friend back,     he needs to come get you. [16:23] Guy     Though, either way, you're sort of screwed. [16:27] Dimple     Shigeo. [16:29] Dimple     Thugs and politicians care about     their image more than anything. [16:33] Dimple     Make sure you're ready to release     your powers at any time. [16:37] Mob     You're not supposed to use psychic     powers against other people. [16:40] Dimple     Tch! He's always so accepting of things,     but he's so staunch when it comes to that. [16:45] Dimple     Just use your damn powers     in a situation like this! [16:50] Guy     The guys from Salt Middle School     are here to fight! [16:52] Boss     About time, Onigawara. [16:55] Boss     They shouldn't have been able to     recover from their wounds yet. [16:59] Boss     Let's finish them off! [17:02] Guy     Actually, that's not it! [17:03] Guy     It's not Onigawara, [17:05] Guy     but these guys in short sleeves and     shorts who I've never seen before! [17:09] Guy     Not to mention... [17:11] Guy     They're insanely strong! [17:14] Boss     Who the hell are these guys? [17:21] Boss     Wh-Who are you? [17:23] Goda     I'm the captain of the Body Improvement     Club at Salt Middle School, Goda Musashi. SIGN    Goda Musashi [17:29] Goda     Bring Kageyama out here. [17:31] Boss     Kageyama...? [17:32] Guy     Who's that? [17:33] Mob     Huh? Captain Musashi?     What are you guys doing here? [17:38] Boss     It's him?! [17:39] Mob     Oh, I just had something to do. SIGN    Kage SIGN    Kageyama [17:41] Guy     This guy wasn't a helper... [17:42] Mob     I promise I'm not slacking. [17:43] Guy     He was a landmine! [17:45] Boss     Damn it! Onigawara tricked us! [17:50] Goda     It looks like you're not hurt. [17:51] Sagawa     All right, let's go, Kageyama-kun. [17:53] Mob     Okay. [17:54] Guy     We need to get back and work out. [17:58] Boss     Stop messing around! [18:01] Boss     Like we'd just let you leave! [18:04] Boss     You're all going to bleed! [18:06] Boss     Get 'em, boys! [18:34] Guy     Hurry... and get Teru-san... [18:36] Boss     I called him a long time ago. [18:38] Boss     But he's late... [18:40] Boss     Is that bastard flirting     with some girl again? [18:46] Teruki     Did some gorillas wander in? [18:48] Teruki     Apparently you need to be disciplined. [18:50] Boss     Teru-san! [18:52] Teruki     Are you aware of the term     "organized violence"? [18:55] Teruki     Those pieces of trash lying around here [18:58] Teruki     are the symbols of my authority     within my life at school. [19:02] Teruki     And now that you've shattered that, [19:04] Teruki     you've basically thrown mud in my face. [19:08] Goda     Are you a delinquent, too? [19:11] Boss     He's our shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki-san! [19:15] Boss     Teru-san, these guys think they're tough,     so please teach them a lesson. [19:19] Teruki     Edano, as of today, you need to     step down from being the leader. [19:22] Teruki     You're too small-minded. [19:24] Edano     Huh? Please wait... [19:30] Teruki     My dignity's on the line. [19:32] Shimura     It looked like he just teleported. [19:35] Kumagawa     I think you're just seeing things. [19:37] Goda     We got what we came for. [19:39] Goda     We'll be going now. [19:41] Teruki     I'm the one who decides     whether or not you leave. [19:47] Goda     Very well... [19:48] Goda     I don't feel right about facing someone     with such a frail body, but... [19:53] Teruki     Society always underestimates me... [19:56] Teruki     Fools who don't try to     look beneath the surface... [20:00] Teruki     That's why you're so easy to control. [20:03] Teruki     The star doesn't get to bask in     the spotlight because he's the star. [20:05] Teruki     The star gets to be the star     because he basks in the spotlight. [20:08] Teruki     If you have your own spotlight, [20:11] Teruki     bugs with low IQs always flock to you. [20:15] Goda     What are you talking about? [20:16] Teruki     Hey, vermin. Stop hiding and come on out. [20:22] Goda     Onigawara! [20:23] Teruki     So it's you. [20:25] Tenga     Hurry up and crush him! [20:33] Tenga     Damn it! Take this! [20:42] Tenga     It's heavy... [20:43] Tenga     It's just a slap, but it packs a real punch! [20:46] Tenga     He's tiny, but he swings like a bear. [20:50] Tenga     Are you even human? You monster! [20:54] Goda     I'm impressed. [20:58] Goda     You managed to blow us away     despite the weight difference. [21:01] Goda     You must have some uniquely     excellent muscles. [21:04] Teruki     Muscles? [21:21] Tenga     You bastard! [21:23] Tenga     You're gonna see hell! [21:25] Tenga     Demon Rush! [21:27] Tenga     What?! [21:28] Tenga     My fists aren't reaching him! [21:30] Teruki     Muscles and fighting techniques...     This is why average people are so sad. [21:35] Teruki     I'll show you something. [21:39] Tenga     That was close! [21:47] Teruki     The leader, eh? [21:52] Teruki     Hm? [21:54] Teruki     Wow, one of you is apparently pretty tough. [21:59] Teruki     What's with this guy? [22:01] Teruki     His presence barely registers,     so I didn't even notice him. [22:04] Teruki     Or rather, why's he tied up? [22:07] Mob     You shouldn't use them against people. [22:09] Teruki     What are you talking about? [22:11] Mob     I'm talking about your psychic powers... [22:14] Mob     that you've been hitting them with. [22:18] Mob     Let alone use them for fighting... SIGN    Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 45% [23:56] Rei     Teru, the handsome esper who attacks Mob... [23:58] Rei     As men flee while psychic powers and knives     fly around the thunderous battlefield, [24:01] Rei     a mysterious figure appears,     and a miracle happens! [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 5: [24:06] Rei     "OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me" SIGN    OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me [24:08] Rei     Blu-ray? Another excellent decision.