# E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRMGPX4VR/doubts-about-youth-the-telepathy-club-appears)
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**[00:02] Narrator**
Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
**[00:05] Narrator**
A second-year in middle school.
**[00:08] Narrator**
The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.
**[00:13] Narrator**
People call it adolescence.
**[00:17] Narrator**
Some hone their bodies playing sports,
**[00:19] Narrator**
some work hard on their studies,
**[00:22] Narrator**
some devote themselves to their hobbies,
**[00:24] Narrator**
some polish their talents,
**[00:27] Narrator**
some rebel,
**[00:29] Narrator**
and some fall for the opposite sex
**[00:32] Narrator**
and get a taste of bittersweet love.
**[00:35] Narrator**
All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
**[00:41] Narrator**
And Mob was spending that
precious time working as
**[00:44] Narrator**
an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.
**[00:48] Rei**
The reason is porn sites!
**[00:51] Guy**
Porn sites...?
**[00:54] Rei**
Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
**[00:57] Rei**
a terrible one-click curse!
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:36] Guy**
A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
**[02:39] Rei**
They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulder
**[02:43] Rei**
and make you pay fees.
**[02:45] Rei**
Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
**[02:48] Guy**
Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
**[02:52] Reigen**
Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.
**[02:55] Guy**
No, it's fine!
**[02:59] Rei**
Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.
**[03:02] Guy**
Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
**[03:08] Guy**
*H-Huh? It actually feels good?*
**[03:12] ---**
Sorcery Crush!
***SIGN*** Sorcery Crush
**[03:15] Rei**
It's finished!
**[03:17] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
**[03:19] Narrator**
where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigue
***SIGN*** Abeshi
**[03:22] Narrator**
and gets rid of stiff shoulders
and back pain.
**[03:29] Rei**
I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,
**[03:31] Rei**
but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
**[03:32] Guy**
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!
**[03:36] Guy**
May I come again?
**[03:39] Rei**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Manual
***SIGN*** If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[03:41] Mob**
Er, the massage fee
**[03:43] Mob**
for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
**[03:45] Rei**
* You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!*
* Call it the curse-dispelling fee!*
**[03:49] Mob**
Your change is 200 yen.
**[03:51] Rei**
Here.
**[03:52] Rei**
You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
**[03:54] Mob**
Oh, sure. I'll have some.
**[03:57] Mob**
Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.
**[04:01] Rei**
Well, yeah.
**[04:02] Rei**
I've been trying various things to improve,
like reading books on Seitai.
***SIGN*** Limited-Time Offer
If there are 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[04:06] Rei**
Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.
**[04:11] Rei**
Hot!
**[04:12] Rei**
Such a waste!
**[04:16] Mob**
Master, I've been thinking...
**[04:19] Rei**
Well, this is rare.
You never try to start a conversation.
**[04:23] Mob**
Well, I can use a little ESP,
and I'm different from other people,
**[04:27] Mob**
so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.
**[04:32] Mob**
At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
**[04:37] Mob**
because you teach me
various things and pay me.
**[04:41] Mob**
However, is this really okay?
**[04:46] Mob**
That's what I've been thinking lately.
**[04:49] Rei**
*Does he think his pay is too low?*
***SIGN*** Fake
**[04:52] Rei**
*Or did he finally find me out?*
***SIGN*** Liar
***SIGN*** Con Artist
***SIGN*** Self-Proclaimed Psychic
**[04:55] Rei**
What do you mean?
**[04:57] Mob**
How do I put this...
**[04:58] Mob**
Rather than waste my youth
working part-time after school,
**[05:01] Mob**
I have a feeling that there may or may not be
**[05:03] Mob**
some other things that
I can only experience now...
**[05:06] Rei**
Huh?
**[05:08] Rei**
Oh, so that's it.
**[05:10] Rei**
Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
**[05:13] Rei**
Is there something that
you want to do right now?
**[05:15] Rei**
Be in a band?
**[05:16] Rei**
Dance?
***SIGN*** To Wakkanai
**[05:18] Rei**
Hitchhike?
**[05:19] Mob**
No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
**[05:22] Rei**
Listen, Mob.
**[05:24] Rei**
There's no need to rush into things.
**[05:27] Rei**
In my expert opinion,
the going-home club is the absolute best.
**[05:30] Rei**
You're goofing off during the period
you can goof off the most,
**[05:34] Rei**
and that makes you a winner in my book.
**[05:36] Rei**
Keep on lazing around and
make money from me.
**[05:39] Rei**
Got it?
**[05:41] Inukawa**
Wait a sec, Takenaka!
**[05:44] Takenaka**
I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[05:47] Inukawa**
Just wait!
**[05:48] Takenaka**
I can't do it anymore!
**[05:51] Saruta**
This isn't good.
**[05:53] Kijibayashi**
A club must have five
or more members, right?
**[05:55] Inukawa**
What should we do, President?
**[05:58] Tome**
What else can we do?
**[06:00] Tome**
We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club President:
Kurata Tome
**[06:07] Saruta**
Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
**[06:09] Inukawa**
That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
***SIGN*** Student Council
**[06:13] Hikaru**
I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...
**[06:16] Inukawa**
The...
**[06:17] All**
The student council!
***SIGN*** Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
**[06:19] Hikaru**
This club will now be abolished.
**[06:21] Kijibayashi**
Abolished?
**[06:22] Saruta**
Already?!
**[06:24] Hikaru**
Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.
**[06:27] Hikaru**
I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.
**[06:31] Tome**
H-Hold your horses!
**[06:34] Tome**
I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!
**[06:36] Saruta**
The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
**[06:38] Kijibayashi**
The student council's got nothing on us!
**[06:40] Inukawa**
You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?!
**[06:43] Hikaru**
Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
**[06:49] Hikaru**
If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,
**[06:52] Hikaru**
bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[06:56] Inukawa**
B-By Friday?
**[06:59] Kijibayashi**
That only gives us two days.
**[07:01] Saruta**
That's impossible.
**[07:04] Tome**
Quit whining!
**[07:05] Tome**
If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!
**[07:08] Saruta**
No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
**[07:12] Tome**
No! I'm going to do this!
**[07:14] Tome**
We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?!
**[07:20] All**
President...
**[07:22] All**
We haven't done a single thing...
***SIGN*** The Next Day After School
**[07:30] Guy**
Telepathy Club?
Sorry, what are you talking about?
**[07:32] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:34] Guy**
I've got a job.
**[07:35] Girl**
Abolished? What's wrong with that?
**[07:37] Guy**
You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.
**[07:40] Girl**
Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?
**[07:43] Girl**
I want to be able to date.
***SIGN*** Girls Bathroom
**[07:45] Girl**
I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.
**[07:47] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:49] Guy**
Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
**[07:51] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:54] Girl**
Creepy.
**[07:55] Guy**
No.
**[07:55] Guy**
Creepy.
**[07:56] Person**
No.
**[07:56] Girl**
It's creepy, so no.
**[08:01] Saruta**
It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.
**[08:05] Inukawa**
Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.
**[08:08] Inukawa**
Now even I want to quit.
**[08:12] Tome**
No!
**[08:15] Kijibayashi**
The president's lost it!
**[08:16] Saruta**
Please calm down!
**[08:20] Inukawa**
The going-home club...
**[08:23] Inukawa**
President!
**[08:23] Inukawa**
I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,
**[08:26] Inukawa**
and he doesn't have
any friends or girlfriends.
**[08:28] Inukawa**
Salt Middle's final go-homer
and all-round bum,
**[08:29] Inukawa**
Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
**[08:31] Mob**
Well, he's basically right.
**[08:33] Tome**
Well done, Inukawa!
**[08:35] Tome**
Let me introduce you to the
other members, Kageyama-kun.
**[08:37] Tome**
This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
**[08:40] Kijibayashi**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:40] Saruta**
Hey.
**[08:41] Tome**
And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
**[08:45] Tome**
Call me Tome-chan.
**[08:50] Inukawa**
*The president is pulling out all the stops!*
**[08:53] Mob**
Tome-chan...
**[08:54] Mob**
That's my grandmother's name.
**[08:57] Tome**
I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
**[08:59] Tome**
There you have it!
**[09:01] Tome**
Join the Telepathy Club!
**[09:02] Mob**
I can't today.
**[09:03] Tome**
What?!
**[09:05] Inukawa**
Wait a second, Mob!
You actually have plans?
**[09:08] Mob**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Mob**
I have to go to my exorcism job now.
**[09:12] Tome**
Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
**[09:14] Inukawa**
Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.
**[09:19] Inukawa**
He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
**[09:22] Inukawa**
In other words...
**[09:23] Inukawa**
He's an esper!
**[09:25] Tome**
Stop being weird and just join our club.
**[09:28] Tome**
I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[09:34] Rei**
Hey, what's up, Mob?
**[09:36] Mob**
*Ah, Master.*
**[09:38] Mob**
Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.
**[09:41] Rei**
That should be over instantly.
**[09:43] Mob**
No, I have to wait until the
student council meeting is over,
**[09:46] Mob**
and then go submit my club admission form.
**[09:48] Rei**
Uh, wait.
**[09:49] Rei**
So if I tell you to come immediately,
you're not going to join?
**[09:53] Mob**
Yes, well...
**[09:54] Mob**
Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
**[09:57] Rei**
So it's not like you actually want to join?
**[09:59] Mob**
Not really, no.
**[10:01] Rei**
Then hurry on over.
**[10:02] Rei**
Show them how quickly someone in the
going-home club can leave school.
**[10:05] Mob**
He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.
**[10:08] Tome**
P-Put me on for a sec!
**[10:10] Tome**
I really need Kageyama-kun to
join today, no matter what!
**[10:14] Rei**
*A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.*
**[10:17] Rei**
Mob's not the type to play any sports.
**[10:20] Rei**
Forcing him into things isn't good.
**[10:21] Tome**
*We're not a sports club!*
**[10:23] Tome**
We're the Telepathy Club!
**[10:25] Rei**
Huh? What the hell is that?
**[10:26] Tome**
It's a club where we train
to feel telepathic powers.
**[10:29] Rei**
Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
**[10:31] Rei**
What do you mean, "telepathy"?
**[10:32] Tome**
Like you're one to talk!
**[10:35] Tome**
I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
**[10:39] Tome**
Aren't you using that to get more customers?
**[10:42] Tome**
Because you're a phony!
**[10:44] Rei**
Shut your mouth, amateur!
**[10:45] Rei**
Don't you dare waste my student's
precious time with your nonsense!
**[10:49] Tome**
What?!
**[10:51] Tome**
Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?
**[10:54] Tome**
We'll get kicked out of the room!
**[10:57] Mob**
Master, Senpai is about to cry,
so I think I'll join after all...
**[11:02] Rei**
*Don't be fooled!*
**[11:03] Rei**
*Those are crocodile tears!*
**[11:05] Rei**
Bonds, memories, and friendship...
**[11:08] Rei**
Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.
**[11:12] Rei**
* No! They just don't want to lose*
* their room, their budget,*
**[11:17] Rei**
* and their pointless after-school time,*
* judging from what their club sounds like.*
**[11:21] Rei**
*See through it, Mob!*
**[11:23] Rei**
That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.
**[11:27] Rei**
* If you understand,*
* hurry up and come to work!*
**[11:30] Mob**
I understand...
**[11:33] Mob**
And so, I'll be leaving after all.
**[11:37] Inukawa**
Wait! Hear me out, too!
**[11:40] Inukawa**
It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,
**[11:44] Inukawa**
but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
**[11:47] Inukawa**
But, right now, we're in middle school.
**[11:50] Inukawa**
This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!
**[11:53] Inukawa**
Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!
**[11:58] Kijibayashi**
You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.
**[12:01] Kijibayashi**
We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
**[12:05] Tome**
You're our last hope,
**[12:08] Tome**
Kageyama-kun!
**[12:11] Rei**
You turned them down, didn't you?
**[12:13] Mob**
No. I figured I could
take a night to think about it.
**[12:16] Rei**
You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
**[12:20] Rei**
You need to turn down things
you don't want to do.
**[12:23] Mob**
Right now, the thing I least want to do
**[12:25] Mob**
is be dressed like this.
**[12:28] Rei**
Oh, there it is.
**[12:29] Rei**
Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
**[12:31] Rei**
It's a private all-girls high school.
**[12:34] Rei**
We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
**[12:37] Mob**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Highso Private Girls' Academy
**[12:38] Guy**
Stop! What are you doing?
**[12:39] Rei**
Pardon?
**[12:40] Guy**
I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
**[12:43] Rei**
I'm a student here.
**[12:45] Guy**
Reporting from the front gate.
**[12:46] Guy**
A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!
**[12:49] Rei**
Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
**[12:51] Guy**
You perverted weirdo!
**[12:53] Mob**
*I knew this wouldn't work.*
**[12:55] Mob**
* But I'm glad they instantly*
* saw through our disguises.*
**[12:57] Mob**
* I didn't want to infiltrate the school*
* dressed up like this.*
**[13:00] Guy**
That was close, huh?
**[13:02] Guy**
Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
**[13:04] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:06] Guy**
We'll deal with this phony.
***SIGN*** G
***SIGN*** GO
**[13:12] Mob**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[13:24] Mob**
* Won't I get in a lot of trouble*
* if I'm busted?*
**[13:30] Mob**
*He said we were meeting on the roof, but...*
**[13:39] Mob**
Um, hello.
**[13:41] Mob**
I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?
**[13:44] Girl**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[13:47] Girl**
An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?
**[13:49] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:49] Girl**
Consultation office?
**[13:51] Girl**
You trying to get through to us thugs?
**[13:54] Girl**
So annoying!
**[13:55] Girl**
Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!
**[13:59] Mob**
No, I'm just—
**[14:00] Girl**
Why don't you mind your own business?!
**[14:03] Girl**
If you don't, you're going to regret it!
**[14:05] Mob**
Sorry about that...
**[14:08] Girl**
Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
**[14:10] Girl**
Hmph!
**[14:15] Mari**
Hello?
**[14:17] Chihiro**
You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.
***SIGN*** Chihiro
***SIGN*** Clients:
***SIGN*** Mari
***SIGN*** We're your clients.
**[14:24] Mari**
Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
**[14:26] Mob**
He was caught at the front gate.
**[14:28] Mari**
Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?
**[14:31] Mob**
He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...
**[14:34] Mari**
I see.
**[14:35] Mari**
Sorry to make you go through all that.
**[14:37] Chihiro**
The school just refuses to take us seriously.
**[14:43] Mob**
What did you tell them?
**[14:45] Mari**
Students' belongings have been vanishing
under mysterious circumstances,
**[14:48] Mari**
and we've been hearing weird noises...
**[14:50] Mari**
Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
**[14:52] Mari**
We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.
**[14:55] Chihiro**
Right. Apparently a bra started
floating around in the locker room.
**[14:59] Mob**
*Bra...?*
**[15:01] Mari**
We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.
**[15:05] Chihiro**
So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the area
**[15:09] Chihiro**
and somehow ended up with you.
**[15:12] Mob**
Huh?
**[15:13] Mari**
I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.
**[15:17] Mari**
You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
**[15:19] Mob**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:21] Chihiro**
That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!
**[15:23] Mari**
Are you sure we can trust you?
**[15:26] Chihiro**
I have my doubts.
**[15:27] Chihiro**
You seem unreliable.
**[15:29] Mari**
What?
**[15:31] Chihiro**
What's wrong?
**[15:32] Mob**
I-It's okay...
**[15:34] Mob**
I just have to perform an exorcism.
**[15:39] Chihiro**
If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
**[15:42] Mob**
Right.
**[15:45] Mari**
Well? Do you sense anything?
**[15:48] Mob**
Just slightly...
**[15:49] Chihiro**
*I wonder if he's being serious...*
**[15:53] Mob**
It's here. Nearby.
**[15:54] Mari**
Huh? Really?!
**[15:57] Girl**
Someone help!
**[16:00] Mari**
What's wrong?
**[16:01] Girl**
Something was here...
**[16:04] Girl**
Something was looking in
from the top of the door...
**[16:08] Chihiro**
The windows are locked.
**[16:10] Mari**
And no one's gone through the exit.
**[16:13] Mob**
I'm going to follow the spirit.
**[16:18] Mari**
Nothing so far?
**[16:21] Chihiro**
We can trust you, right?
**[16:23] Mob**
Right.
**[16:25] Mari**
You still can't find it?
**[16:28] Mob**
The spirit's angry.
**[16:30] Both**
Huh?
**[16:31] Mob**
If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.
**[16:35] Chihiro**
Eek! What are we going to do?
**[16:36] Mari**
The basketball team is practicing inside.
**[16:39] Mob**
I'm going to end this.
**[16:44] Mob**
I've trapped the spirit.
**[16:52] Girl**
Pass! Pass! Hey!
**[16:56] Mob**
I've found you.
**[16:59] Girls**
Huh?
**[17:04] Chihiro**
It's huge!
**[17:05] Mari**
What is that?! A ghost?!
**[17:08] Scent-Ghoul**
Psychic brat...
**[17:11] Scent-Ghoul**
How dare you trap me?
**[17:15] Scent-Ghoul**
Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
**[17:19] Scent-Ghoul**
This is what you get!
**[17:32] Scent-Ghoul**
*Crap. I underestimated the psychic.*
**[17:35] Scent-Ghoul**
*If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!*
**[17:40] Scent-Ghoul**
*You smell nice.*
**[17:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I choose you!
**[17:46] Mob**
Look out!
**[17:47] Scent-Ghoul**
Huh?
**[18:10] Mob**
It's over.
**[18:11] Girl**
Wow.
**[18:11] Girl**
Want to go home together today?
**[18:11] Girl**
How did you do that?
**[18:12] Girl**
What class is she in?
**[18:12] Girl**
So cool!
**[18:12] Girl**
Tell me!
**[18:14] Mari**
Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
**[18:17] Chihiro**
Thanks. Looks like you were
pretty reliable after all.
**[18:20] Scent-Ghoul**
Damn it...
**[18:23] Scent-Ghoul**
How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
**[18:26] Scent-Ghoul**
And here I thought
I'd finally found happiness.
**[18:30] Scent-Ghoul**
You seem to be similar to me.
**[18:34] Mob**
Similar?
**[18:35] Scent-Ghoul**
The way you get nervous around girls...
**[18:39] Scent-Ghoul**
You're playing the loser role in youth
just like me, aren't you?
**[18:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I...
**[18:45] Scent-Ghoul**
I finally started to have fun after I died.
**[18:48] Scent-Ghoul**
I was content.
**[18:51] Scent-Ghoul**
But I guess it's all over now.
**[18:56] Scent-Ghoul**
Hey, are you living
every day to the fullest?
**[19:12] Ritsu**
What's wrong?
**[19:13] Ritsu**
You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
**[19:15] Mob**
Huh?
**[19:16] Mob**
No, I'm fine.
**[19:19] Ritsu**
All right, then...
**[19:24] Inukawa**
Mob!
**[19:25] Inukawa**
You came!
**[19:27] Tome**
We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
**[19:30] Tome**
Now, hurry up and
sign this club admission form.
**[19:34] Tome**
You're already here?
**[19:36] Tome**
That was awfully quick...
**[19:38] Tome**
Vice President!
**[19:39] Hikaru**
Well, I had to show this room...
**[19:43] Hikaru**
to them.
**[19:45] Hikaru**
This will become the club room
**[19:48] Hikaru**
of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
**[19:51] Tome**
What? Hold on a sec!
**[19:53] Tome**
The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
**[19:55] Tome**
Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
**[19:58] Hikaru**
What?
**[19:59] Hikaru**
Are you insane?
**[20:01] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:02] Hikaru**
What grade are you in?
**[20:04] Mob**
I'm a second-year.
**[20:05] Hikaru**
Do you have any experience in other clubs?
**[20:07] Mob**
No.
**[20:08] Hikaru**
Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?
**[20:11] Mob**
I have an acquaintance.
**[20:12] Hikaru**
Do you go to cram school?
**[20:13] Mob**
No.
**[20:14] Hikaru**
Do you study?
**[20:15] Mob**
Not really.
**[20:16] Hikaru**
Do you have any hobbies?
**[20:17] Mob**
Um...
**[20:18] Hikaru**
Don't you have anything
that you want to do?
**[20:20] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:22] Hikaru**
If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest at all,
**[20:26] Hikaru**
what exactly will you gain from it?
**[20:27] Mob**
Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.
**[20:31] Hikaru**
And will wasting your time after school
with cola, snacks, and video games
**[20:34] Hikaru**
help you do that?
**[20:37] Hikaru**
If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.
**[20:40] Hikaru**
However, you should carefully
reconsider this.
**[20:43] Hikaru**
What is it that you really want to do?
**[20:46] Mob**
*What I want to do...*
**[20:49] Mob**
*Do I have anything I want to do?*
**[20:51] Mob**
*Does everyone else have something?*
**[20:54] Mob**
* Something enjoyable?*
* Something I'm envious of?*
**[20:57] Mob**
*What are they enjoying?*
**[20:59] Mob**
*Clubs, hobbies, and studying?*
**[21:03] Mob**
*Hanging out with girls might be fun...*
**[21:07] Mob**
*I did have a dream!*
**[21:09] Mob**
* I wanted to confess my feelings to*
* my first love, Tsubomi-chan,*
**[21:12] Mob**
*and hold hands while walking home together.*
**[21:17] (Flashback) Mob**
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
**[21:19] (Flashback) Mob**
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
Wow, how cute.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Mob**
I can make the bar all squishy.
**[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
**[21:30] (Flashback) Mob**
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
**[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
I'm bored of that.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Kid**
The red team is fast!
**[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're so fast, Akira-kun!
**[21:46] Mob**
* That's right. If I can change anything*
* by joining a club...*
**[21:52] Mob**
I'll join!
**[21:56] Mob**
Thank you for having me,
**[21:57] Mob**
Body Improvement Club!
**[22:00] President**
Huh? You want to join us?
**[22:03] Tome**
Huh?
**[22:04] President**
Good to have you!
**[22:06] Mob**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
***SIGN*** Club Admission Form
***SIGN*** I will join the Body Improvement Club.
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
***SIGN*** Contact Information
***SIGN*** Reason for Joining
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Saint Highso Girls' Academy
***SIGN*** Pervert
Appears at an All-girls'
School in Broad Daylight!!
**[23:42] Newscaster**
*Unable to locate the whereabouts*
**[23:44] Newscaster**
* of the suspicious individual who tried*
* to infiltrate an all-girls' school*
**[23:47] Newscaster**
*in broad daylight by crossdressing,*
**[23:49] Newscaster**
*the whole area is on high alert...*
**[23:52] Reigen**
Hot!
***SIGN*** Wakusen Newspaper
***SIGN*** Crossdressing...
***SIGN*** Pervert!!
**[23:56] Reigen**
Mob successfully joins the
Body Improvement Club.
**[23:58] Reigen**
On his way home, in an
attempt to be popular,
**[24:00] Reigen**
he heads to the main temple of
an obviously shady-looking cult.
**[24:02] Reigen**
Are you really sure about this, Mob?
**[24:04] Reigen**
Next time, on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 3:
**[24:06] Reigen**
"An Invite to a Meeting
~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~"
***SIGN*** An Invite to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
**[24:08] Reigen**
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.