Season 3
- E1 - Future ~Career Paths~
- E2 - Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears! ~The Threat of a Hundred Demons!!~
- E3 - Getting Carried Away ~100%~
- E4 - Divine Tree 1 ~The Founder Appears~
- E5 - Divine Tree 2 ~Peace~
- E6 - Divine Tree 3 ~Dimple Is~
- E7 - Transmission 1 ~Winter Break~
- E8 - Transmission 2 ~Encountering the Unknown~
- E9 - Mob 1 ~Moving~
- E10 - Mob 2 ~Rival~
- E11 - Mob 3 ~Trauma~
- E12 - Confession ~The Future~
E1 - Future ~Career Paths~
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SIGN Namu
Amida
Butsu
[00:01] Narrator
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
[00:07] Narrator
that science is yet to explain.
[00:09] Narrator
And when people come face
to face with them,
[00:12] Narrator
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
[00:18] Narrator
But there are those who fight every day
[00:22] Narrator
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
[00:25] Narrator
People call them...
SIGN Psychics
[00:28] Narrator
Psychics.
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 250 l 0 250
SIGN 1st Career Path Survey
SIGN Class 2-1 No. 7 Student Name: Kageyama Shigeo
Guardian's Name:
SIGN (1) What do you plan to do after you graduate?
Go to college / Find a job
(2) Desired schools (Only fill out if you plan to go to college)
Order of preference Name of school Subject/Course name
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
(3) Desired occupations (Only fill out if you plan to find a job)
Order of preference Name of occupation Name of company
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
°Due date O month X day Turn in to your homeroom teacher
[02:02] Tome
Career path survey?
[02:04] Inukawa
What? You still haven't filled yours out?
[02:07] Mob
No, I couldn't think of anything.
[02:10] Tome
Well, I plan on going to a
school that studies UFOs.
SIGN Finals Score
Ranking by Grade
Rank 305/352
[02:14] Kijibayashi
I'm gonna go work at a game company
SIGN Rank
297/352
SIGN Rank
339/350
[02:17] Inukawa
I just wrote down a plain ol' office worker.
[02:19] Saruta
I'm a first-year, so I'm
still contemplating my options.
SIGN Rank
313/347
[02:22] Mob
Yeah...
SIGN Rank
190/350
[02:24] Mob
But I guess you're all actually
thinking about this.
[02:29] Inukawa
By the way, I heard that Takane-san is going
to apply to Yuzu Pepper High School.
[02:33] Mob
Huh? The Yuzu High?
[02:36] Inukawa
Yeah, you need at least
a standard score of 65.
[02:39] Inukawa
It's one of the top three schools
in our prefecture.
SIGN Yuzu Pepper High School
[02:44] Tome
Well, she's just...
[02:45] Tome
clearly in a different league than us.
[02:50] Mob
Wow... Tsubomi-chan's amazing.
[02:53] Green Pepper/Female Student B
What? Seriously?
[02:55] Tsubomi
Yuzu High is affiliated
with a British high school,
SIGN Rank
4/350
[02:59] Tsubomi
so we can even study abroad.
[03:01] Female Student A
Man, studying abroad sounds super fun.
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 7%
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[03:11] Reigen
Yeah, they totally made me fill one of
these out when I was a student, too.
[03:15] Reigen
Well, at least you're lucky.
[03:17] Reigen
You know where you're going in the future.
[03:20] Mob
Master?
[03:21] Reigen
Why, here, of course.
[03:23] Reigen
This is your calling! Am I right?
SIGN Limited-Time Offering
[03:27] Mob
Er, but this is just a part-time job.
[03:30] Reigen
No, you never know.
[03:32] Reigen
There is a possibility that this
will turn into a reputable agency
[03:35] Reigen
with a handful of full-time
employees in the future.
[03:38] Mob
In the future?
SIGN The New Star of the 21st Century
{\c&H79D7D1&Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[03:41] Mob
Did you plan on opening
this consultation office
[03:44] Mob
ever since you were in middle
school, Master Reigen?
[03:46] Reigen
Wha? Of course not.
What kind of middle schooler would?
[03:51] Mob
Then why did you decide on doing this?
[03:53] Reigen
Huh?! Why...?
Well, you know... Yeah.
[03:57] Reigen
One day, I realized I had
very unique powers...
[04:03] Reigen
I'd basically achieved everything I
could at my old job at the time,
[04:07] Reigen
so I was looking for a new challenge.
[04:10] Mob
So you did everything you could at your
old job, then opened up this office...
[04:15] Mob
You truly are amazing, Master.
[04:17] Reigen
Yeah, pretty much.
[04:18] Serizawa
I'm done cleaning the bathrooms.
[04:20] Reigen
Good.
[04:22] Reigen
By the way, you don't need to report
every little thing back to me.
[04:25] Serizawa
Y-Yes, sir.
[04:27] Serizawa
It's good to see you, Shigeo-kun.
[04:30] Mob
Oh, hello.
[04:31] Reigen
Our client should be here any minute.
[04:34] Reigen
Listen up, Serizawa!
[04:36] Reigen
Even though I've officially hired you,
[04:38] Reigen
you're still a newbie that's
brand spankin' new!
[04:41] Reigen
Make sure you watch
how I deal with this client
[04:43] Reigen
to learn how this job is done.
[04:46] Serizawa
Yes, sir! I'll do my best!
[04:48] Mob
But Master Reigen's younger...
[04:53] Client A
I found this at an antiques shop
during one of my travels.
[04:57] Client A
Thinking back on it now,
[04:58] Client A
it feels like it has brought me
nothing but bad luck,
[05:03] Client A
and I haven't been able to sleep.
[05:05] Client A
People have been telling me
I don't look so well lately either.
[05:08] Client A
Would you mind using your
clairvoyance on it?
SIGN Executing the Exorcism ! !
We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
Option A — Trial Course
A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded) Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
Option B — Serious Course
A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: 8980
Recommended
Option C — All-Out Course
A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded) Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!!
Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
[05:11] Reigen
As you wish.
[05:18] Reigen
May I ask how much you bought this for?
[05:20] Client A
Eighty thousand yen.
[05:22] Reigen
Yikes.
[05:23] Serizawa
Yikes.
[05:25] Reigen
From my observations, I don't sense
any spiritual presence from—
[05:29] Mob
Master.
[05:30] Reigen
What is it, Mob?
[05:32] Mob
You probably shouldn't
touch that thing anymore.
[05:36] Mob
I wonder if it's called
a deep-seated grudge...
[05:38] Mob
There's a lot of really bad
things swirling in it.
[05:42] Mob
It'll probably get pretty dangerous
if we leave it alone.
[05:48] Reigen
Let us exorcise it after all.
[05:51] Reigen
Could you wait in the
café upstairs for now?
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[05:54] Client A
S-Sure...
[05:57] Reigen
I understand your opinion
on this matter, Mob.
[05:59] Mob
Okay...
[06:00] Reigen
Well, Serizawa? How do you feel about this?
[06:03] Serizawa
Me?
[06:05] Serizawa
I mean...
SIGN Reception
SIGN The New Star of
the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such
Consultation Office
SIGN The New Star of
the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such
Consultation Office
[06:06] Serizawa
I can't imagine it
[06:09] Serizawa
being anything but a cursed doll.
[06:12] Reigen
Serizawa... Why did you just
stand there gawking, then?
[06:17] Serizawa
Huh?
[06:18] Reigen
If I actually didn't notice the curse,
there would've been a huge problem.
[06:25] Reigen
I was just testing you to see
[06:29] Reigen
if you'd notice my mistake.
[06:31] Serizawa
Th-Then I...
[06:34] Reigen
Well, you're a rookie,
so I'll let this slide.
[06:37] Reigen
Do you want a second chance?
[06:40] Reigen
Try exorcising it yourself.
[06:42] Serizawa
Y-Yes, sir.
[07:02] Serizawa
I did it.
[07:04] Reigen
What do you think, Mob?
[07:05] Mob
Serizawa-san is very powerful.
[07:08] Reigen
All right! Great job, Serizawa.
[07:11] Reigen
Keep up the good work.
[07:15] Mob
Oh, that must've been from the blast.
[07:18] Serizawa
I-I broke an 80,000 yen doll...
[07:22] Serizawa
I-I'm gonna go get some credit somehow!
[07:24] Reigen
Hold it!
[07:25] Reigen
Don't worry.
SIGN Tuna &
Mayonnaise
[07:27] Reigen
I'll take care of it.
[07:30] Serizawa
Wha... What are you going to do?
[07:36] Reigen
Rice Grain Big Bang!
SIGN Rice Grain
Big Bang
[07:41] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's
special attacks, where he unlocks
[07:45] Narrator
the true potential of a
rice grain to the fullest extent.
[07:50] Serizawa
H-He fixed it!
[07:53] Narrator
At this moment, Serizawa was rocked to
the core by Reigen's limitless abilities,
[07:59] Narrator
and he found out just how
big the world truly was.
[08:02] Mob's Mom
What's the matter, Shige?
[08:05] Mob's Mom
You've barely eaten at all.
[08:07] Mob
I have to turn in my career path
survey, but I'm not sure what to do.
[08:13] Mob's Dad
You have almost ten years
before you graduate college,
[08:16] Mob's Dad
so why don't you just put down
"office worker" for now?
[08:19] Mob's Mom
Oh, dear. You're always too simplistic.
[08:22] Mob
I don't even know what to
do for high school yet.
[08:26] Ritsu
If you can't think of what you want to do,
SIGN Finals Score
Ranking by Grade
Rank 5/347
[08:29] Ritsu
why not try to find a job where you
can use what you already excel at?
[08:32] Ritsu
In your case... maybe a magician.
[08:37] Mob; Mom; Dad
So simplistic...
SIGN m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 250 l 0 250
SIGN 1st Career Path Survey
SIGN Class 2-1 No. 7 Student Name: Kageyama Shigeo
Guardian's Name:
SIGN (1) What do you plan to do after you graduate?
Go to college / Find a job
(2) Desired schools (Only fill out if you plan to go to college)
Order of preference Name of school Subject/Course name
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
(3) Desired occupations (Only fill out if you plan to find a job)
Order of preference Name of occupation Name of company
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
°Due date O month X day Turn in to your homeroom teacher
[08:41] Dimple
You know, you can write whatever
you want at this point.
[08:45] Mob
Dimple.
[08:46] Dimple
Your career path can change
all it wants to later.
[08:50] Mob
Nah, I can't do that.
This is for my future, after all.
[08:54] Dimple
You just can't lie, can you?
[08:58] Mob
What are you going to do
in the future, Dimple?
[09:01] Dimple
You're asking an evil
spirit about his future?
[09:03] Dimple
You're naturally ruthless. You know that?
[09:05] Mob
I guess... Sorry.
[09:08] Dimple
Hey, hang on a sec.
[09:11] Dimple
Didn't I also...
[09:15] Dimple
Oh, right. I'd forgotten.
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[09:19] Musashi
Career path, eh?
[09:21] Musashi
Well, my family runs a farm,
so once I graduate high school,
SIGN Finals Score
Ranking by Grade
SIGN Rank 343/352
[09:25] Musashi
I might be taking over that.
SIGN Rank
267/352
SIGN Rank
283/352
[09:28] Kumakawa
I'm gonna be going to high school.
[09:31] Kumakawa
Through a track and field
sports recommendation.
[09:33] Shimura
I'm going to get a job where
I can work out my muscles.
[09:37] Yamamura
My parents want me
to become a civil servant,
SIGN Rank
319/352
SIGN Rank
2/350
[09:40] Yamamura
but with my grades...
[09:42] Sagawa
I love animals, so I've already
decided I'm going to be a vet.
SIGN Rank
351/352
[09:46] Musashi
Onigawara, you said you were
gonna be a manga artist, right?
[09:49] Onigawara
Goda, what the hell, man?!
[09:52] Musashi
You said you were gonna go to a co-ed
high school that had a manga club.
[09:54] Onigawara
Hey! You can shut up now!
[09:58] Onigawara
The hell're you explainin' all that for?!
[09:58] Mob
I guess everyone's got a pretty good
idea about their futures already.
[10:00] Onigawara
Read the room, you jerk!
[10:05] Mezato
Yeah, I figured as much...
[10:09] Mezato
But seeing your expression
tells me I'm right.
[10:13] Mob
Mezato-san?
[10:14] Mob
What are you talking about?
[10:15] Mezato
The terrorist attack the other day.
[10:17] Mezato
Society thinks it was an attack on this town
that was accompanied by a natural disaster.
[10:22] Mezato
But I figured that behind the scenes,
[10:23] Mezato
there was a fight for the fate
of the world going on.
[10:26] Mezato
You fought an evil organization
and defeated them...
[10:30] Mezato
But you also suffered a great loss, too.
[10:32] Mezato
That about covers it, huh?
[10:34] Mob
Actually, I was trying to
figure out my career path...
[10:37] Mezato
Seriously?! Just look at that thing!
[10:40] Mezato
I already know you had
something to do with it!
[10:44] Mezato
Some people are starting
to call it a Divine Tree.
[10:47] Mezato
Meaning people are worshiping that thing.
[10:49] Mezato
You should tell everyone who you are!
[10:50] Mezato
That you were the one that
created that Divine Tree!
SIGN Soy Sauce
W. Sauce
Green Onion Ponzu
Mentaiko Mayo
[10:53] Mob
Is this related to the thing
you mentioned before?
[10:56] Mezato
The Psycho Helmet Religion!
SIGN Roll Cake
SIGN The Divine Tree's Bounty
SIGN The Divine Tree's Bounty
SIGN Cream
SIGN Matcha
SIGN Chocolate
SIGN Vanilla
SIGN Strawberry
SIGN We've begun selling
the Divine Tree's Bounty
SIGN Divine Tree Spice
SIGN Thickly Cut
Cow Tongue
SIGN Our Specialty Skewers
[10:58] Mob
You want to connect that
thing with them somehow?
[11:00] Mezato
You actually get it for once. Exactly!
SIGN Official Homepage Please donate!!
SIGN Experience
the Miracles
SIGN The Psycho Helmet Religion
New Followers Welcome
[11:04] Mezato
Mob-kun... You're truly amazing!
[11:08] Mezato
I never imagined that one of my classmates
would end up being so divine.
[11:11] Mezato
When I look back on my life...
[11:14] Mezato
This might be the biggest thing
that's ever happened to it!
[11:17] Mob
Do you know what you're going to
do in the future, Mezato-san?
[11:19] Mezato
Huh? Where'd that come from?
[11:22] Mezato
I think... I'm gonna be a photographer.
SIGN Rank
60/350
[11:25] Mezato
A journalist. Something like that.
[11:29] Mob
I'm sure there'll be even bigger
things in your life, Mezato-san.
[11:35] Mob
Plenty of them.
[11:36] Mezato
Er... I don't think that's
gonna happen again.
[11:39] Mob
It's not all about using fancy words
or how big something may look.
[11:43] Mezato
What else is there?
[11:44] Mob
For me... Like when I joined
the Body Improvement Club.
[11:48] Mezato
How is that a huge deal?
[11:51] Mob
It's not that different from what
you're saying, Mezato-san.
[11:53] Mob
I mean... That thing's a broccoli.
[11:56] Mezato
Oh, I see. It's just a broccoli...
[11:58] Mezato
Uh... How the hell am I
supposed to accept that?!
[12:01] Mezato
Then what are you going to
do in the future, Mob-kun?
[12:04] Mob
Well... I can't think of anything.
[12:09] Mezato
In the end, I'm glad you're
not the least bit convincing.
[12:13] Mezato
I was afraid you'd gained enlightenment
because you're so unpopular.
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[12:26] Client B
Without a doubt...
[12:28] Client B
I am being possessed by an evil spirit.
[12:32] Client B
I've talked to many
psychics up until now,
[12:36] Client B
but no one has been able to
exorcise this evil spirit.
[12:41] Reigen
Uh-huh... I see.
[12:44] Reigen
In my opinion...
There's definitely something here.
[12:48] Client B
I knew it! I'm glad I hired you!
[12:52] Reign
R-Roaches are terrifying!
[12:59] Reigen
Could you, uh... perhaps tell
me what made you think that?
[13:08] Client B
Well, my shoulders are really heavy,
[13:10] Client B
and I experience sleep paralysis.
[13:12] Client B
I brush my teeth all the time and
still managed to get cavities.
[13:17] Client B
The reason I got fired from my part-time job
must also be due to that evil spirit, too.
[13:21] Client B
I never touched a female coworker's
ass. I was falsely accused.
[13:26] Client B
My hand just happened to brush against
the back of their hand sometimes.
[13:31] Client B
That evil spirit even
chased my girlfriend away!
[13:37] Reigen
Oho... You had a girlfriend?
[13:39] Client B
Yes. She was young and a great gal,
[13:43] Client B
but when I told her I was broke,
she suddenly did a 180 on me...
[13:47] Client B
She was like an evil spirit herself.
[13:49] Client B
She even said I was her type.
[13:53] Client B
Oh, and I've been losing
way more hair lately.
[13:57] Client
It's like someone's ripping
them outta my head.
[14:01] Reigen
Right... So about this mountain of garbage...
[14:05] Client B
It's not garbage! It's my legacy!
[14:08] Client B
It's like a barrier, see?
[14:11] Client B
I can sleep soundly as
long as it's around me.
[14:15] Reigen
Barrier, you say...
[14:18] Reigen
This photo—
[14:20] Reigen
Ro—
[14:22] Client B
That's an old picture.
I was a bit of a rebel back then.
[14:29] Reigen and Mob
He never had any...
[14:32] Reigen
You two... keep hearing
what our client has to say.
[14:36] Reigen
I'm going to go grab some
powerful exorcism tools...
[14:42] Mob
Sure...
[14:48] Client B
If no one can get rid of this evil spirit
for me, will my life just be over?
[14:55] Client B
Am I doomed to just repeat these
meaningless days until my death?
[15:02] Client B
My parents died when I was in my twenties,
[15:05] Client B
and my relatives have cut ties with me.
SIGN Shoulders heavy
Sleep paralysis
Cavities even when he brushes his teeth
Fired from job
Girlfriend left
EVIL SPIRIT
Garbage
SIGN If no one can get rid of this evil spirit,
may have to keep repeating
meaningless days until death...
Lost parents in his 20s
Relatives cut ties with him
[15:07] Client B
I have no acquaintances and no job.
[15:11] Client B
Wait, is my life already over?
[15:15] Serizawa
I understand exactly how you feel.
[15:18] Serizawa
When I was confined to my room,
[15:20] Serizawa
I wondered if that's where I would
spend the rest of my life...
[15:23] Mob
I'm also wondering what's going to happen to me
if I can't decide a career path for myself...
[15:30] Client B
I've been alive fifty years...
[15:33] Client B
I had fifty years...
[15:35] Client B
But all I've got left is this
house that my parents left me.
[15:40] Client B
I have nothing I can truly call my own.
[15:44] Client B
I basically went with the flow and
kept choosing the easy way out.
[15:48] Client B
If only I had chosen the
right path back then...
[15:52] Client B
I guess your life really
does end after one mistake.
[15:57] Evil Spirit
Whatever. This is a pain.
[16:02] Evil Spirit
You don't need to try so hard.
[16:06] Employee
One item at 490 yen.
[16:09] Employee
Two items at 670 yen.
SIGN Mosquito
Coils
SIGN 30 coils
SIGN Roach
Buster
SIGN Good
Hydrogen Water
[16:12] Employee
One item at 540 yen.
[16:15] Evil Spirit
Let's just do this tomorrow.
I'm sluggish and tired.
[16:20] Evil Spirit
Let's just go to bed for the day.
SIGN Fried Chicken Fair
[16:24] Employee
Thanks.
[16:27] Reigen
Evil spirits absolutely hate
clean rooms. Now, we'll...
[16:32] Reigen
Wh-What the...
[16:36] Reigen
Hey, hey, hey!
[16:38] Reigen
Is it coming from the garbage house?!
[16:40] Evil Spirit
You don't need to work so hard, either.
[16:46] Reigen
Are they the evil spirit's minions?!
[16:48] Evil spirit
Don't try so hard. You'll get sick if
you work too hard. Just go to bed.
[16:49] Evil spirit
Seriously, don't work so hard.
Let's just go to bed.
[16:55] Reigen
Double Hydrogen Water Mist!
SIGN Hydrogen Water Mist
[17:02] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
where he repels an evil spirit's attack
[17:07] Narrator
with the hydrogen gas that's
infused in water.
[17:11] Client B
Evil spirits for evil
spirits by evil spirits...
[17:16] Reigen
Hey, what are you guys doing?!
[17:18] Mob
Oh, Master. You're back.
[17:21] Reigen
Don't give me that!
[17:24] Reigen
Look! There's clearly an evil spirit here!
[17:26] Mob
Oh, you're right.
[17:28] Mob
I didn't realize he was being
possessed by one so large.
[17:31] Serizawa
No, I'm pretty sure...
[17:33] Serizawa
That's his own living wraith...
[17:36] Reigen
Whichever.
[17:38] Reigen
My powers are far too strong,
and I may hurt some passersby.
[17:42] Reigen
I'm counting on you two.
[17:45] Client B
Evil spirits for evil
spirits by evil spirits...
[18:03] Evil Spirit
Let's go to bed.
[18:11] Reigen
Wow.
[18:13] Reigen
I had no idea this place was so huge.
[18:20] Client B
Thank you very much.
[18:23] Client B
Now I think I'll be able to live the
rest of my life in a positive way.
[18:28] Reigen
Well, that's great to hear.
[18:29] Reigen
But, er... Your roof's in bad shape...
[18:34] Client B
Oh, well, my parents had the
place insured, so it'll be fine.
[18:40] Reigen
Whew...
[18:41] Reigen
I guess the only thing you can
rely on truly is insurance.
[18:44] Reigen
This isn't insurance...
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office The New Star of the Spiritual World
[18:46] Reigen
But please take this.
SIGN Weekly Shonen
Ura Sunday
[19:06] Reigen
What's wrong, Serizawa? You feeling sick?
[19:10] Serizawa
That just hit too close to home.
[19:13] Serizawa
I'm in the same boat.
[19:14] Serizawa
I've lived thirty years...
and I've got nothing.
[19:18] Reigen
You're not gonna last in this business
if you're affected by every client.
[19:22] Reigen
You haven't even reached
the halfway point of your life yet.
[19:26] Reigen
If you're regretting everything up until now,
[19:28] Reigen
consider yourself lucky for being
able to realize it so early.
[19:31] Reigen
Right, Mob?
[19:33] Mob
It hit too close to home for me, too...
[19:36] Reigen
Seriously?!
[19:37] Mob
I just haven't made a huge mistake yet,
but that moment may arrive someday.
[19:44] Mob
Thinking about that makes me
scared about which path to choose.
[19:49] Reigen
You're seriously thinking all that?
SIGN Prospective Career Path
[19:53] Reigen
Right... I guess it's about that time of
year they ask you to pick a career path.
[19:57] Mob
I think you'll be all right, Serizawa-san.
[20:01] Mob
You get to hear stories from all
kinds of people working there,
[20:04] Mob
and you learn a lot.
[20:07] Mob
But I...
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 18%
[20:15] Teacher
So you're choosing to continue
on to high school for now.
[20:19] Mob
In the end, I just couldn't
think of anything.
[20:22] Teacher
If you're shooting for a public school,
[20:24] Teacher
we'll have to do something about
your math and geography scores.
[20:27] Teacher
Do your best on your next test, Kageyama.
[20:29] Mob
Huh? Uh, yes, sir.
[20:32] Mob
That's it?
[20:33] Teacher
Though... if you have some
kind of goal for your future,
[20:37] Teacher
it makes it easier to plan out your life.
[20:39] Teacher
There's no need to hurry, but if you
don't find something in your teens,
[20:43] Teacher
you may struggle later.
[20:46] Teacher
Recently, I started wanting to go
on some relaxing trips on my own.
SIGN Future
SIGN Hope
SIGN Prospects
[20:51] Teacher
I wish I'd realized that
when I was much younger.
[20:55] Teacher
Then again, after seeing
you in that marathon,
[20:58] Teacher
I think you'll be okay.
[21:00] Mob
Sir...
[21:02] Mob
I think traveler might
be a great option, too.
SIGN m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 250 l 0 250
SIGN 1st Career Path Survey
SIGN Class 2-1 No. 7 Student Name: Kageyama Shigeo
Guardian's Name: Kageyama Nobuhiko
SIGN (1) What do you plan to do after you graduate?
Go to college / Find a job
(2) Desired schools (Only fill out if you plan to go to college)
Order of preference Name of school Subject/Course name
1st choice: Salt High School Regular Curriculum
2nd choice
3rd choice
(3) Desired occupations (Only fill out if you plan to find a job)
Order of preference Name of occupation Name of company
1st choice
2nd choice
3rd choice
°Due date O month X day Turn in to your homeroom teacher
[21:05] Teacher
I'm... honestly a bit concerned
at how easily you're influenced.
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:12] Mob
I gave it a lot of thought...
[21:15] Mob
But I don't think my career path's going to
be at Spirits and Such Consultation Office.
[21:22] Reigen
I see.
[21:23] Mob
It's really comfortable here,
and I can talk to you about anything.
[21:29] Mob
But if I get too comfortable here,
[21:31] Mob
I think that my age will be
the only thing that changes.
[21:36] Mob
I'm sorry, Master Reigen.
[21:38] Mob
I can't promise you that I'll
be working here in the future.
[21:45] Reigen
Mob. Of course, I was only kidding.
SIGN The New Star of the 21st Century
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:51] Reigen
You'll eventually find plenty
of things you'll want to do.
[21:55] Reigen
Remember when you asked me
[21:57] Reigen
why I opened up this office?
[21:59] Mob
Y-Yes...
[22:01] Reigen
I know what I said the other day,
but the truth is, I got bored at my old job
[22:07] Reigen
and just started this office on a whim.
[22:12] Reigen
At first, I figured I'd get bored
after about a year and quit.
[22:16] Reigen
But that was right around the time...
[22:20] Reigen
Anyway, after some twists and turns,
here we are today.
[22:25] Reigen
At first, it was just on a whim,
[22:28] Reigen
but I wouldn't be lying when I say
that this is what I want to do now.
[22:32] Reigen
What I'm saying is
[22:34] Reigen
whatever you want to do
doesn't have to be work.
[22:38] Reigen
You should just live however you want to.
[22:43] Mob
Master Reigen...
[22:45] Mob
Right!
[22:51] Mob
Thank you very much!
[22:59] Reigen
Huh? But we're still open for the day...
SIGN Future
Career Paths
[23:04] Reigen
Is he coming back...?
[23:20] Dimple
Welp...
[23:22] Dimple
Guess my time's arrived.
[23:26] Reigen
Those who writhe in the shadows have finally made their move.
[23:28] Reigen
Will we be able to stop this cycle of sadness?
[23:31] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 2:
[23:34] Reigen
"Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears! The Threat of a Hundred Demons!!"
[23:37] Reigen
Watching III in real time is still a wise decision.
SIGN Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears!
The Threat of a Hundred Demons!!
E2 - Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears! ~The Threat of a Hundred Demons!!~
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SIGN Namu
Amida
Butsu
[00:02] Narrator
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
[00:07] Narrator
that science is yet to explain.
[00:09] Narrator
And when people come face to face with them,
[00:12] Narrator
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
[00:17] Narrator
But there are those who fight every day
[00:22] Narrator
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
[00:25] Narrator
People call them...
[00:27] Narrator
Yokai hunters!
SIGN Yokai Hunters
[00:32] Amakusa
This is the city...
[00:34] Amakusa
The city with the Divine Tree that
was featured on that talk show.
[00:40] Amakusa
Now, then...
[00:42] Amakusa
Who knows what monstrosities await?
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Yokai Hunter Amakusa Haruaki Appears! The Threat of a Hundred Demons!!
SIGN Cultural Fair
Haunted House Job List
SIGN Props | Music | Shopping
Costumes | Backgrounds | Signs
[02:22] Female Student
Who doesn't have a job yet?
[02:25] Female Student
Well, if you don't have any preferences...
[02:27] Female Student
Niido-kun, Sagure-kun,
Kageyama-kun, and Inukawa-kun,
[02:31] Female Student
you'll be in charge of the costumes.
[02:33] Inukawa
That sucks!
SIGN Niido | Sagure | Kageyama | Inukawa | Costumes
[02:35] Female student
The costumes will be the key to
success with this haunted house,
[02:38] Female student
so make sure you give it your all.
[02:41] Niido
Can't we just use sheets?
[02:43] Niido
Can't we just put white sheets over our
heads and go, "We're spooky ghosts"?
[02:48] Sakure
Yeah! Then we don't have
to bother making anything.
[02:52] Inukawa
Niido... You're just...
[02:57] Inukawa
an absolute genius!
[03:00] Inukawa
Isn't this great, Mob? We won't
be stuck in sewing hell now!
[03:05] Mob
Er, is that really okay, though?
[03:08] Mob
We're just going to give the people
playing ghosts white cloths?
[03:12] Mob
Since we're in charge of costumes,
shouldn't we be doing a little bit more?
[03:16] Niido
What the hell, Kageyama?
[03:18] Niido
Then are you able to make anything
or come up with any ideas?
[03:23] Niido
If you can, then tell us.
[03:29] Mob
Buh, buh, buh, buh...
SIGN Buh buh buh buh
[03:32] Niido
I don't hear anything, do you?
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
SIGN Costume Idea
Sheets it is
SIGN Student Council Office
[03:39] Kamuro
Anyone handling food at the cultural
fair will need a fecal exam done,
[03:43] Kamuro
so make sure you let the
class reps know that.
[03:46] Ritsu
Sir.
[03:48] Kamuro
What is it, Kageyama-kun?
[03:50] Ritsu
I think the things we're doing
this year are a bit extreme.
SIGN Salt Middle School Booth or Event by Class
Class | Booth or Event
1-1 | Takoyaki Booth
1-2 | Concert Venue
1-3 | Cross-dressing Café
1-4 |Mosaic Art
2-1 | Haunted House
2-2 | Play"Romeo and Princess Kaguya"
2-3 | Pancakes Booth
2-4 | Stained Glass Exhibit
3-1 | Dance
3-2 | Balloon Art
3-3 | Okonomiyaki Booth
3-4 | Chocolate Bananas Booth
[03:54] Ritsu
The concert venue is definitely going to
cause a noise issue with the neighborhood.
[03:59] Ritsu
Not to mention...
[04:00] Ritsu
A cross-dressing café?!
SIGN Student Council
[04:03] Ritsu
This is the cultural fair, so we should
have everyone dress more conservatively!
SIGN Confirmation of after-school activities forms
Confirm with each club
SIGN O/X Student Council Meeting
[04:06] Kamuro
I think that's fine,
as long as everyone's safe.
[04:10] Ritsu
Wha—
[04:11] Tokugawa
I agree, but just in case,
let's remind everyone again.
[04:17] Tokugawa
Is everyone okay with that?
[04:20] Ritsu
Yes...
[04:23] Narrator
And so time passed,
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
SIGN Newspaper
[04:26] Narrator
and right about when there were only
two weeks until the cultural fair...
[04:30] Mob
Preparations have been going smoothly...
[04:34] Mob
and at this rate, that's not good.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN The star psychic of the 21st century and Seasoning City's Big Bro!!
SIGN Welcome to
Reigen Arataka's
homepage!!
[04:38] Reigen
This isn't good. I need to
think of some promotion.
[04:42] Reigen
The visitors to the site have been...
[04:44] Serizawa
Here you go.
SIGN If you have 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
This Month Only
[04:46] Reigen
Oh, thanks. So what did
you want to talk about?
[04:50] Serizawa
Well...
SIGN Seasoning City, Marinated Egg Prefecture
SIGN Evening Middle School
SIGN Why don't you try out our classes?
SIGN I want to learn
while studying
SIGN I want to move
on to high school
SIGN I want to redo my education
SIGN "We'll support everyone's dreams!"
We customize everyone's lesson plans
SIGN <Orientation>
SIGN 1st session O/X 18:00~
SIGN 2nd session O/X 18:00~
SIGN Venue Seasoning City Hall
[04:53] Reigen
I see.
[04:55] Reigen
So you want to go here? That seems sudden.
[04:59] Serizawa
I'm thinking about redoing
my compulsory education.
[05:02] Serizawa
It's a night school,
so I'll have to be off by 4 PM...
[05:08] Reigen
He's trying to improve himself, huh?
[05:10] Reigen
Sounds good.
[05:12] Reigen
Why don't you give it a try?
[05:13] Serizawa
Th-Thank you very much!
[05:15] Reigen
Well, I've got Mob, so we'll figure it out.
SIGN If you have 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
This Month Only
SIGN Reception
[05:19] Reigen
As for Dimple...
I haven't seen him around lately.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[05:23] Reigen
I should've put a leash on him.
[05:29] Amakusa
Hullo! I am the yokai hunter Amakusa Haruaki!
SIGN Yokai Hunter
SIGN Amakusa Haruaki
[05:34] Child
Mama, look at that guy.
[05:35] Amakusa
That's what I'll say as I go in.
[05:36] Mom
Stop staring.
[05:37] Child
Why?
[05:39] Amakusa
Hullo! I am...
[05:42] Amakusa
Hullo! My name is Amakusa...
[05:47] Amakusa
Okay!
[05:49] Amakusa
Huwwo!
[05:52] Amakusa
H-Hullo! My nyame is Amakusa Haruaki!
[05:59] Reigen
Can I help you?
[06:01] Amakusa
My mission is... Oh, right, since I'm here...
[06:07] Amakusa
I can say that I hunt those
who writhe in the shadows...
[06:11] Amakusa
The reason I came to this city is to
stop "the incident" before it can start.
[06:17] Reigen
I didn't understand 90% of what he just said.
[06:21] Reigen
I'm terribly sorry, but I have an appointment
with a client who's ordered an exorcism.
[06:25] Reigen
Would you mind waiting outside?
[06:31] Serizawa
I'm probably the last person who should
say this, but he sure was unique...
[06:38] Reigen
He's being questioned by the police.
[06:40] Reigen
Yeah, he's gonna get taken to the station.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN 3
hours
later
[06:44] Mother
Sensei! Thank you so much!
[06:51] Reigen
Let's go ahead and take a break.
[06:52] Serizawa
Oh, sure.
[06:55] Amakusa
Are you free now?
[06:58] Amakusa
It's me, Amakusa Haruaki.
[07:00] Reigen
So they didn't take him away...
[07:04] Amakusa
Now, then...
[07:05] Amakusa
Let us discuss the... dark army.
[07:09] Reigen
So not those who writhe in the shadows?
[07:13] Amakusa
They have more than one name.
[07:16] Amakusa
You should also not mention them so casually.
[07:20] Amakusa
You will fall prey.
[07:22] Amakusa
The vortex of madness
is definitely spreading.
[07:25] Amakusa
In order for us to break free
from this cycle of sadness,
[07:29] Amakusa
I implore that you assist me.
[07:31] Reigen
Um... I'm sorry. You may be a client,
but I don't quite understand...
[07:35] Amakusa
I am not a client.
[07:37] Reigen
Huh?
[07:38] Amakusa
I am the one who, er...
hide in the... darkness...
[07:43] Amakusa
Um...
[07:45] Amakusa
I am the one who hunts the evil
that hides in the darkness!
[07:49] Amakusa
I am the yokai hunter Amakusa Haruaki!
[07:53] Reigen
Shut up!
[07:54] Reigen
It's annoying as hell trying to hear
you fit in all of these buzz words!
[08:00] Amakusa
B-But I'm not...
[08:02] Reigen
Stop finding gratification from picking the most
confusing phrasing each time, you dumbass!
[08:06] Reigen
I don't have time to listen to your nonsense!
[08:09] Reigen
If you don't hurry up and tell
me what you want or leave,
[08:11] Reigen
I'm gonna rip off them
side buns in your hair!
[08:14] Amakusa
A-All right...
[08:18] Amakusa
In this world, there abound evil yokai who
threaten the peaceful lives of the masses.
[08:27] Amakusa
I, Amakusa Haruaki, am a yokai hunter
[08:32] Amakusa
who rends these yokai forevermore.
[08:37] Amakusa
I traveled to Seasoning City
for I sensed the presence of yokai here.
[08:43] Amakusa
I am currently after the evil yokai
horde, the Hundred Demons.
[08:46] Amakusa
Their goal is the resurrection
of the Great Yokai King,
[08:49] Amakusa
so they are preparing to steal
away as much energy as possible.
[08:56] Reigen
At some point, he just
started speaking normally.
[08:59] Serizawa
It was probably too difficult.
[09:02] Amakusa
This ominous presence grows greater
by the day, and I am panicking.
[09:07] Reigen
Why not talk to the police about this?
[09:10] Amakusa
The police are bad news.
[09:12] Amakusa
They will immediately try to use
[09:14] Amakusa
the Firearms and Swords Control Act
against me and try to capture me!
SIGN The Firearms and Swords
Control Act
SIGN Violation
[09:21] Reigen
Well, of course they will.
[09:22] Amakusa
A-Anyway, I would like for your
aid in slaying the Hundred—
[09:24] Reigen
You can't be serious!
[09:26] Reigen
I don't have time for any more of your games.
[09:29] Reigen
I'm trying to run a business here!
[09:31] Reigen
Go on, scram already.
[09:32] Amakusa
Oh, will you help me if I
pay you a consultation fee?
[09:39] Amakusa
Will a million yen be enough?
[09:43] Reigen
You really think you can fool
me with this writing pad?
SIGN Ten Thousand Yen
[09:50] Reigen
Th-They're real?!
[09:54] Amakusa
My parents are rather wealthy
and support my lifestyle.
[09:59] Reigen
All right, Serizawa. Let's go!
[10:01] Serizawa
Huh?
[10:01] Reigen
We're goin' Hundred Demons hunting!
[10:03] Reigen
If the Great Yokai King is resurrected,
this world will fall into darkness!
SIGN Madness
[10:09] Reigen
We must vanquish the vortex of madness...
[10:12] Reigen
And break free from this cycle of sadness!
[10:15] Serizawa
Y-Yes, sir!
[10:17] Amakusa
Wow, I'm so happy... I've made friend.
[10:21] Amakusa
Yokai hunters are forever alone.
[10:24] Amakusa
I have been fighting solo this whole time.
[10:27] Amakusa
This is the first time I've experienced
kindness from another in a very long while.
[10:30] Amakusa
I thank you.
[10:34] Reigen
Hey, Mob. What's up?
[10:36] Mob
Oh, pardon me. I was hoping
I could talk to you, Master.
[10:39] Reigen
Sure, right after we finish this job.
[10:43] Reigen
You're coming with us.
[10:45] Mob
What are we doing?
[10:46] Reigen
We're slaying yokai!
[10:49] Reigen
We're gonna break free from
this cycle of sadness.
[10:53] Mob
Right...
[10:54] Amakusa
My apologies, boy.
This is an emergency.
[10:59] Amakusa
Women and children should stay behind.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[11:01] Reigen
Don't worry. Mob will be fine.
[11:13] Amakusa
Another dud.
[11:15] Reigen
This guy better not just
be some random cosplayer.
[11:20] Reigen
Though I guess I don't care
as long as I get paid.
[11:24] Amakusa
There!
[11:25] Amakusa
I sense a very faint presence
of a demonic aura from there!
[11:28] Reigen
Hey, we had a job to exorcise an evil spirit
from this abandoned building before.
[11:29] Mob
We've still got a lot to prepare...
[11:31] Reigen
The evil spirit did disappear, didn't it?
[11:33] Mob
We don't have much time.
[11:35] Mob
There's only two weeks left...
[11:37] Mob
for the costumes and sewing...
[11:38] Serizawa
I do actually sense some
weird energy from there.
[11:42] Reigen
I see.
[11:43] Reigen
Welp, let's go.
[11:45] Mob
Come to think of it, what is our
costume making budget?
[11:53] Amakusa
This is the place...
There's no doubt about it!
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[12:07] Amakusa
The atmosphere in here has transformed.
[12:10] Amakusa
The yokai must be behind this.
[12:12] Amakusa
Curse you, Hundred Demons. They must
be plotting to make this their lair.
[12:17] Reigen
Are there really yokai here?
[12:19] Reigen
Was this guy not just some cosplayer?
[12:25] Serizawa
The roots of some plant?
[12:37] Reigen
What's wrong, Amakusa?
You're sweating bullets.
[12:42] Amakusa
Well, you see...
[12:43] Amakusa
I only have experience
fighting yokai one-on-one.
[12:48] Amakusa
And every time,
it's a life-and-death situation.
[12:51] Amakusa
Even against solo yokai, I made sure
to prepare as much as possible,
[12:56] Amakusa
and was able to slay them...
after three days and three nights.
[13:00] Amakusa
But this time...
[13:02] Amakusa
We are in the lair of the Hundred
Demons yokai horde, which means...
[13:07] Amakusa
What's wrong?!
[13:09] Reigen
This wall's all slimy!
[13:12] Mob
Maybe if we hang some konjac
up, it'll scare people!
[13:16] Amakusa
Wha—
[13:16] Reigen
What's wrong?!
[13:18] Amakusa
The path we came from is—
[13:20] Serizawa
It's been closed off.
[13:21] Serizawa
I guess we'll have to take down
whatever's messing up this area.
[13:25] Reigen
You seem calm about this, Serizawa.
[13:28] Serizawa
Oh, I tend to feel more relaxed
in dark, confined spaces.
[13:31] Mob
We can use cardboard and duct tape...
[13:34] Mob
We'll have to measure the height
of the people playing the ghosts.
[13:35] Reigen
Anyway, we'll just have
to keep moving forward.
[13:38] Reigen
Hope you're prepared, yokai hunter.
[13:42] Amakusa
My stomach feels all stabby...
[13:55] Amakusa
Reigen, behind you!
[13:59] Amakusa
So you've shown yourself, yokai!
[14:03] Amakusa
Something or other, something
or other, O some kind of spirit!
SIGN Holy Blade Kusanagi-no-Dai-Hannya-Kagemitsu
SIGN (Tax Included)
[14:09] Amakusa
Give me strength!
SIGN Holy Blade!
Kusanagi-no-Dai-
Hannya-Kagemitsu
[14:12] Amakusa
Holy Blade! Kusanagi-no-Dai-Hannya-Kagemitsu!
[14:21] Amakusa
My holy blade!
[14:30] Serizawa
Ah... so it's basically
like a normal exorcism.
[14:35] Amakusa
What on earth is that power?
[14:38] Reigen
Now there're tons of them!
[14:40] Reigen
They're all coming at once!
[14:41] Amakusa
We're in so much danger that my
brain has stopped functioning...
[14:45] Reigen
I'm going to use salt to weaken them.
[14:47] Reigen
The rest is up to you, Serizawa and Mob!
[14:50] Serizawa
Yes, sir!
[14:52] Reigen
Take this!
[14:53] Reigen
Salt Splash!
[14:56] Mob
Oh, maybe we could use purified
salt for something fun.
[15:03] Mob
I see...
[15:05] Mob
If we can defeat the ghosts,
the kids might enjoy that.
[15:19] Amakusa
Th-That's...
[15:22] Amakusa
The four generals of the Hundred Demons!
[15:25] Amakusa
And behind them... is the Great Yokai King!
[15:31] Amakusa
He's already been brought
back to this realm?!
[15:35] Great Yokai King
Foolish humans...
[15:37] Great Yokai King
They are the four generals
of the Hundred Demons.
[15:40] Great Yokai King
They will cast you all into
the deepest depths of despair.
[15:45] Amakusa
W-We're done for...
[15:47] Reigen
Huh?
[15:47] Amakusa
I'm sorry for dragging you into this...
[15:49] Reigen
Well, if we're in that much trouble,
let's make a break for it.
[15:53] Serizawa
I don't think that's possible, actually.
[15:54] Mob
True. I don't think I have enough
creativity to design that...
[16:31] Amakusa
They took two down instantly?
Just who are those two?
[16:36] Reigen
They're psychics.
[16:38] Amakusa
Incredible power like that
exists in this world...?
[16:43] Amakusa
I'm so envious.
[16:48] Reigen
You'd think it's worth
being envious of, right?
[16:50] Reigen
But to them, apparently,
it's not incredible at all.
[16:59] Great Yokai King
Not only have you defeated my Hundred Demons,
[17:01] Great Yokai King
you've defeated my four generals...
[17:04] Great Yokai King
Not bad, humans...
[17:07] Great Yokai King
But...
[17:13] Great Yokai King
don't believe for a second...
[17:16] Great Yokai King
that you can defeat the Great Yokai King!
[17:21] Amakusa
Y-You two are so powerful...
[17:24] Amakusa
Any interest in becoming yokai hunters?
[17:27] Amakusa
Of course, I'll make sure
you're paid every month.
[17:30] Reigen
What?! Hey, you two—
[17:32] Serizawa
Yeah, I don't think so. I want to study.
[17:36] Mob
I'm sorry.
[17:37] Mob
My head is currently full of thoughts
concerning the cultural fair.
[17:40] Amakusa
Cultural fair...?
[17:42] Reigen
Heh. Too bad for you.
[17:44] Reigen
They're too busy trying
to live their daily lives.
[17:48] Reigen
Amakusa...
[17:49] Reigen
If you think you can use your
money to win over everyone,
[17:52] Reigen
you're gravely mistaken!
[17:56] Amakusa
Reigen, my apologies!
[17:57] Amakusa
You believed what I had to say as a friend,
[18:02] Amakusa
and yet, I tried to buy your help with money!
[18:05] Amakusa
Please forgive my foolishness!
[18:08] Reigen
Er, hey, wait!
[18:09] Reigen
I'm absolutely okay with
getting a consultation fee—
[18:14] Reigen
I see. I'm glad you understand.
[18:18] Amakusa
Reigen... I thank you from
the bottom of my heart.
[18:23] Reigen
You know, this is a rather freaky design.
[18:27] Reigen
I wonder if I could stuff this and sell it...
[18:31] Reigen
Huh?
[18:32] Amakusa
Well, it is an ayakashi.
[18:34] Amakusa
It will eventually turn into ash.
[18:37] Reigen
Oh, really.
[18:40] Mob
That's it!
[18:43] Reigen
That guy was a real yokai hunter, huh?
[18:47] Serizawa
I guess there are all kinds
of jobs in the world.
[18:50] Reigen
Why don't we grab some ramen and head home?
[18:52] Mob
Oh, I actually have something to do.
[18:55] Reigen
Hm? Wait, what did you want to talk about?
[18:59] Mob
It's okay. I figured it out.
[19:02] Mob
Please excuse me.
[19:06] Reigen
Mob solved something on his own...
[19:12] Mob
Inukawa-kun.
[19:13] Mob
I got an idea for the costumes,
[19:16] Mob
so could you come to class
early tomorrow morning?
[19:19] Inukawa
Huh?! Didn't we decide
on the white sheets?
[19:23] Mob
No. We need to do everything we can.
SIGN Great Yokai King
[19:26] Mob
Everyone else is doing their own job, too.
SIGN Great Yokai King
SIGN Just xx days until the fair!
SIGN Let's do our best!!
SIGN Yay!!
SIGN Great Yokai King
Design by: Kageyama Shigeo
Inukawa Mameta
Niido
Sakure
SIGN Front
SIGN Tape
SIGN Holes
SIGN Side view
SIGN Salt Middle School Cultural Fair
[19:57] Narrator
And then, on the day of the cultural fair...
SIGN Reception
[20:04] Narrator
The costume that Mob and Inukawa
created got a lackluster response,
[20:10] Narrator
but no one complained about it, either.
SIGN Haunted House
SIGN Entrance to Hell
SIGN Use salt on the ghosts
to defeat them
[20:16] Narrator
As for what the customers thought...
[20:20] Reigen
I see... This is pretty fancy
for a middle school fair.
SIGN Ancestral
Grave
SIGN Route
[20:33] Reigen
That sure is a freaky design...
[20:39] Inukawa
I'm glad we did this.
[20:40] Sakure
Yeah.
[20:41] Niido
I'm exhausted, though.
[20:44] Mob
Yeah, this was great.
SIGN Today's Maids
SIGN Just look at
this figure
SIGN I'm Ryo-chan
SIGN Lovely
SIGN Yu-kun
SIGN Tosshi
SIGN Those glasses will
make your heart skip a beat
[20:49] Ritsu
Thanks for waiting.
[20:52] Ritsu
Here is your Mr. Bear's Very Beary Soda,
[20:55] Ritsu
and your Daydreaming Bunny
Wunny's Hippity Hop Cola.
[20:57] Female Customer B
Oh, this is so cute! All the boys are maids!
[21:02] Female Customer A
I'm gonna take a picture!
[21:04] Ritsu
Enjoy your stay.
[21:06] Student
Party of one coming in!
[21:09] Sho
Yo, Ritsu...
[21:12] Sho
Th-That's one hell of a getup.
[21:15] Sho
Though it looks pretty good on you.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:30] Reigen
All right. That should do it.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN The star psychic of the 21st century who defeated The Great Yokai King!!
SIGN Welcome to
Reigen Arataka's
homepage!!
[21:32] Reigen
That should hike up those page views.
SIGN The Great Yokai King
SIGN The leader of the evil yokai horde
known as the "Hundred Demons".
It has red eyes and sharp fangs.
SIGN
[23:26] Reigen
What? Mob's time has finally arrived?
[23:28] Reigen
He's so popular with girls,
he doesn't know what he's gonna do
[23:30] Reigen
and he's gonna become the founder?
[23:31] Reigen
Go forth, Mob!
[23:32] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 3:
[23:35] Reigen
"Getting Carried Away 100%"
[23:36] Reigen
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
SIGN Getting Carried Away
100%
E3 - Getting Carried Away ~100%~
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Translator:
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[00:01] Female Student A
So, like, ever since Morishige
was dumped by Miura-san,
[00:04] Female Student A
he's been texting Hiroko nonstop.
[00:07] Female Student B
What? Ew.
[00:09] Female Student A
I guess Matsuzaki-san is single now, too.
[00:12] Female Student A
Oh, yeah. Hey, Tsubomi.
Wanna go to karaoke after school?
[00:16] Tsubomi
Huh? Uh, sorry, I'm actually
a bit under the weather.
[00:21] Tsubomi
I'll pass.
[00:22] Female Student A
Huh? Really? You should hang out
with us every once in a while.
[00:28] Tsubomi
Oh, shit! Snot just exploded everywhere!
[00:31] Female Student A
Come on. You don't have to
sing, so just come with us.
[00:35] Tsubomi
Maybe next time.
Hey, do you two have any tissues?
[00:39] Female Student A
Nope.
[00:41] Tsubomi
I'm going to go throw this in the garbage,
so put the cleaning tools away for me.
[00:45] Female Student B
We'll go with you. Let's walk slow
so we can kill some time.
[00:50] Female Student B
Why are you covering your face?
[00:52] Tsubomi
Hm? Oh, no reason.
[00:53] Female Student A
Wait, what is it? I'm so curious now.
[00:55] Female Student B
Come on, move your hand!
[00:57] Tsubomi
O-Oh, no... If they see my
face covered in snot...
[01:04] Female Student A
Wanna see a picture of Takane Tsubomi's
face just covered in snot from yesterday?
[01:08] Female Student C
Ew, gross!
[01:10] Female Student D
Oh, shit!
[01:11] Female Student E
You can't be serious!
[01:13] Tsubomi
That's bound to happen.
[01:16] Mob
Hey, you two...
[01:20] Mob
The teacher was looking for you.
[01:22] Female Student A
Ugh, lame.
[01:25] Female Student B
Well, this sucks.
[01:30] Mob
Wait, Tsubomi-chan.
[01:32] Tsubomi
Sorry, now's not a good time.
[01:35] Mob
Here you go. Some tissues.
[01:44] Tsubomi
Thank you so much, Mob-kun.
[01:47] Mob
Oh, sure.
[01:49] Tsubomi
You know, it's been a
while since we talked.
[01:54] Mob
Yeah.
[01:56] Tsubomi
Thanks.
[01:57] Tsubomi
Well, I'll see you later.
[01:59] Mob
See you later?!
SIGN See you later
[02:10] Mezato
Mob-kun!
[02:13] Mezato
You got a second?
[02:15] Mob
Mezato-san.
[02:16] Mezato
On Sunday night,
[02:19] Mezato
there's going to be a huge gathering
for the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[02:23] Mezato
Will you come?
[02:24] Mob
Sorry, I'm just not interested.
[02:27] Mezato
Please! Just for a little bit!
[02:29] Tome
Cough! Ahem...
[02:33] Tome
Erm...
[02:34] Mob
Tome-san.
[02:36] Tome
Mob-kun, do you realize you promised you'd
help me find telepathists on Sunday?
[02:42] Mob
Oh, right...
[02:45] Mezato
Anyway, think it over.
I'll call your house.
[02:50] Emi
Kageyama-kun.
[02:52] Mob
Emi-san? What brings you here?
[02:54] Emi
I was just observing. You're totally popular.
[02:57] Emi
Way to go, Kageyama-kun.
[02:59] Mob
Sorry?
[03:01] Emi
Oh, look at you playing dumb.
[03:05] Mob
Popular? Me?
[03:11] Mob
But you know... I did actually
talk to a lot of girls today.
[03:16] Mob
And even though it wasn't for long, I got
to talk to Tsubomi-chan alone, too.
[03:21] Ritsu
Nii-san! Are you heading home?
Let's walk home together.
[03:26] Mob
Ritsu...
[03:27] Mob
Would you lend me your ear for a second?
[03:30] Ritsu
What's up?
[03:32] Mob
I...
[03:34] Mob
might be getting popular...
[03:37] Ritsu
Huh?
[03:38] Mob
Er, sorry! Forget I ever said anything.
[03:41] Ritsu
Uh, Nii-san!
[03:43] Mob
I'm sure I just got the wrong idea again.
How embarrassing.
[03:51] Mob
I-I'm being watched?
[03:54] Mob
The girls passing by keep glancing at me?
[03:57] Girls
Kageyama-kun's so hot.
[04:00] Mob
I'm not imagining it.
[04:02] Mob
They're whispering as
they glance over at me.
[04:04] Girls
Right? Ritsu-kun's great and so refined.
[04:07] Mob
Could it be... I'm right? No...
[04:10] Mob
I'm definitely popular.
[04:13] Girls
Shigeo-kun's so hot.
SIGN Hearing
SIGN things
SIGN Mob
SIGN on a
high
horse
100
%
[04:30] Ritsu
Finally... Congrats, Nii-san.
SIGN Mob Psycho
[06:05] Tourist A
Is that the Divine Tree?
[06:06] Tourist B
It's huge!
[06:08] Tourist A
Let's take a picture!
[06:09] Tourist B
Yeah!
[06:12] Man
Well? Isn't the view great?
[06:14] Woman
It's lovely.
[06:15] Employee
We're currently selling a roll cake
inspired by the Divine Tree.
SIGN Now Selling
Divine Tree Roll Cake
[06:19] Employee
It might even be lucky!
[06:22] Spiritual Center
The Divine Tree is on our side.
It will answer our prayers!
[06:28] Teachings of Green Believer
The helix of life embraced by the earth...
[06:31] Teachings of Green Believer
We are nothing but tiny beings
of life says the Divine Tree.
[06:38] Dimple
When many desires and wishes gather in
one place, a new divinity is born.
[06:45] Dimple
This broccoli ended up becoming
the symbol of some god.
[06:52] Dimple
Its believers' energy of desire is colossal.
[06:55] Dimple
And with this energy, the Divine
Tree continues to grow even more.
[07:00] Dimple
However, this thing's just a huge broccoli
and has no power to actually lead the people.
[07:06] Dimple
So, I'll just take that
energy and put it to good use.
[07:12] Dimple
If this world needs a god so badly,
then I'll do the shepherding myself.
[07:18] Dimple
I'll produce a founder for the religious
organization missing theirs,
[07:21] Dimple
the Psycho Helmet Religion.
SIGN Getting Carried Away
100%
[07:32] Mob's Mom
Shige, you've got a phone call.
[07:35] Mob's Mom
It's a girl!
[07:38] Mob
Hello?
[07:40] Mob
Oh, Mezato-san.
[07:43] Mob
So you want to talk about that one thing.
[07:45] Mob
I keep telling you this,
but I'm not cut out for that.
[07:48] Mezato
Wait! Things really are changing, though.
[07:54] Mezato
Ever since the Divine Tree
showed up in our city,
[07:56] Mezato
a bunch of people have claimed to be the
founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[08:01] Mezato
And now, they're going to hold an audition
[08:04] Mezato
to decide on the founder.
[08:06] Mezato
At this rate,
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[08:08] Mezato
someone else is going to end up being
the founder of the Psycho Helmet Religion!
[08:12] Mezato
I can't let that happen! That'd be so lame!
[08:18] Mob
I'll call you back from my cellphone.
[08:21] Mezato
There are over 500,000 believers!
[08:24] Mezato
Wouldn't it be interesting if the founder
were a second-year middle school boy?
[08:28] Mezato
And you also happen to be a psychic!
[08:30] Mezato
That's so mysterious and cool!
[08:34] Mezato
I'm certain that'll make you
super popular with the girls.
[08:37] Mezato
Even with Takane-san, too!
[08:40] Mob
Huh?
[08:41] Mezato
What's wrong?
[08:43] Mob
Wait, Mezato-san, do you also...
[08:47] Mob
Er, never mind.
[08:49] Mezato
What?
[08:50] Mezato
Anyway, what everyone needs isn't
some phony. It's you, Mob-kun.
[08:55] Mezato
You need to come to founder audition, okay?
[09:00] Mob
Everyone needs me...
[09:04] Mob
Maybe it won't be so bad
to be the founder...
[09:07] Dimple
Well said, Shigeo!
[09:09] Mob
Dimple?! You startled me.
[09:11] Mob
I haven't seen you in a while. What happened?
[09:15] Dimple
What happened? That's my line.
What's with the face and voice, man?
[09:19] Dimple
What happened?
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Barley Tea
[09:22] Dimple
I see.
[09:25] Dimple
You got the wrong idea because
she said, "See you later."
[09:28] Mob
No, that's not a misunderstanding.
That's the truth.
[09:31] Dimple
Thinking that just because
you talked to a girl
[09:34] Dimple
happens all the time to prepubescent boys.
[09:36] Dimple
Those stares you think you're seeing
are also a misunderstanding.
[09:38] Dimple
Seriously, no one even notices you,
more than you can imagine.
[09:43] Mob
Why would you say that? You weren't there.
[09:47] Dimple
I'm telling you this because
I care about you.
[09:51] Dimple
You're not actually popular right now.
[09:54] Mob
What did you want, anyway?
[09:56] Dimple
Good question. Oh, right.
About the founder audition!
[10:01] Mob
Huh? What about it?
[10:03] Dimple
You can't just sit there quietly, can you?
[10:05] Dimple
It's time to make our move!
[10:07] Dimple
This is our time to rise to the top!
Let's go together.
[10:11] Mob
Why?
[10:12] Dimple
Huh?
SIGN Huh?
[10:14] Mob
This has nothing to do with you, Dimple.
[10:17] Dimple
But the predecessor to the
Psycho Helmet Religion, (LOL),
SIGN (LOL)
[10:22] Dimple
was created by me...
[10:25] Mob
But you gathered people there by
brainwashing them, didn't you?
[10:29] Mob
Apparently with the Psycho Helmet Religion,
[10:30] Mob
everyone gathered on their own and
they're all having fun peacefully,
[10:34] Mob
so getting in the way is bad.
[10:36] Dimple
B-But having a proficient
leader is important.
[10:40] Dimple
What those people want is someone
who has divine powers.
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Barley Tea
[10:44] Mob
I know.
[10:48] Mob
And that's why it can't be you, Dimple.
[10:50] Mob
The one everyone is seeking
is me, not you, Dimple.
[10:55] Dimple
This little shit...
[10:58] Dimple
Please. You think you have the
power to control the masses?
[11:02] Mob
I didn't say anything about
being their founder.
[11:06] Mob
I know I'm not cut out for that.
[11:08] Dimple
And that's why
[11:10] Dimple
if you and I join forces,
a super-elite religion will be born!
[11:16] Dimple
Which means...
[11:18] Dimple
It'll be the inception of a new god!
[11:21] Mob
So is this god you, Dimple?
[11:23] Dimple
Er...
[11:24] Mob
What, exactly, do you want to do as god?
[11:26] Dimple
I haven't decided that yet...
[11:28] Dimple
But I'd probably end up with powers
beyond my wildest imagination.
[11:33] Mob
Well, I'm not interested in power,
[11:35] Mob
so I'm not going to be
able to help you out.
[11:38] Dimple
Wha— Are you trying to
keep me out of this?!
[11:42] Dimple
Keep this up, and some other
jackass is gonna take over!
[11:47] Dimple
They're gonna keep all of this
divine energy to themselves!
[11:50] Mob
So the reason you're stronger now is you
stole some of the energy from the broccoli.
[11:56] Mob
That's fine and all, but...
[11:58] Mob
You're also trying to take
them over, too, aren't you?
[12:02] Dimple
No! I'm just... You see...
[12:05] Mob
So what makes you different
from the other guys?
[12:10] Mob
Dimple...
[12:11] Mob
Why don't you give
your schemes a rest already?
SIGN You and Me Murakami Natsuki
SIGN Working Out: The Ultimate Solution to Everything
SIGN Dictionary
SIGN The Proper Way of Reading Novels
SIGN The Proper Way of Reading the Room
[12:21] Ritsu
Dimple.
[12:25] Ritsu
Haven't seen you in a while...
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
SIGN Saturday
[12:41] Reigen
So how's night school going, Serizawa?
[12:44] Serizawa
It's a bit nerve-racking,
but I think I'll make it through.
[12:47] Serizawa
I've sort of given up on making
friends, but I'll do my best.
[12:54] Reigen
What about you, Mob?
Anything interesting lately?
[12:58] Mob
Yes, sort of...
[13:00] Reigen
What is it? Tell us already.
[13:03] Mob
It's rare of you to ask us this
yourself, Master Reigen.
[13:07] Reigen
There's so little going on that
I'm bored out of my mind.
[13:10] Reigen
I mean, look at these jobs.
SIGN Seasoning City, Ramen Egg Prefecture
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
<Name> Toribayashi Fuku
<Address>
SIGN Investigation Request
Please list what supernatural phenomenon
you'd like investigated below:
Unnatural Deterioration of Home
[13:12] Reigen
We've got like four requests to find out
[13:15] Reigen
if the sudden deterioration of some buildings
is due to some supernatural phenomena.
SIGN Request details: The investigation of the unnatural
deterioration under the bridge
[13:19] Reigen
They must've gotten the idea
that we just do odd jobs.
[13:24] Mob
I guess we don't just do odd jobs...
[13:25] Reigen
I don't have any other work for you
two today, so you can go home.
[13:30] Mob
All right.
[13:31] Reigen
Oh, wait a sec.
[13:33] Reigen
That is, after I hear whatever interesting
thing is going on in your life, Mob.
[13:39] Reigen
What? You think you've finally
become popular lately?
[13:42] Reigen
Right. Welp, we're done for the day.
Good work, boys.
[13:45] Serizawa
If you'll excuse me.
[13:48] Mob
Oh, there's one other thing.
[13:51] Mob
Tomorrow, I'll be attending a gathering
for some religious group.
[13:55] Reigen
Wha... Uh, are you okay with that?
[13:58] Mob
I got invited.
[14:00] Mob
Apparently, this group was
formed because of my actions,
[14:04] Mob
so they want me to be their founder.
[14:08] Reigen
And are you going to be their founder?
[14:10] Mob
I could if I wanted to... But I should
probably meet everyone first.
[14:16] Reigen
Good God, he's on a high horse.
[14:19] Reigen
Psycho... what was it again?
[14:21] Mob
The Psycho Helmet Religion.
[14:24] Reigen
Oh, here we go.
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[14:27] Reigen
Talk about half-assed...
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
SIGN Come on over, everyone
SIGN Welcome to the Psycho Helmet Religion... Find out about our latest activities
and information here. If you would like to know what the Psycho Helmet is,
please go ahead and click our links. We are constantly looking for friends
who can join in on our fun!
[14:30] Reigen
Yikes, don't do it, Mob.
SIGN Under construction
SIGN Listen to God's voice
SIGN History of the
Psycho Helmet Religion!
SIGN Our online shop opened on O/X where you can find the new merch you were all asking for.
You can always keep god by your side.
Our Lord's Mug and Tumbler
Our Lord's Towel Set & Ballpoint Pen Set
Our Lord's Fan and Can Badges
Our Lord's Keyholder
These items will be released in the shop on X/X
There is very low stock of all of our other merchandise, so don't miss out.
Check out the details here ->
[14:32] Reigen
This is clearly shady as...
SIGN Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!
SIGN Founder Audition
SIGN Access:
Seasoning City,
Ramen Egg Prefecture
SIGN PHYKIN TV
surpasses 1 million!!
SIGN I have this shirt!
[14:34] Reigen
Hm?
SIGN Congratulations! We've reached over 580,000 believers!!
[14:35] Reigen
580,000 believers?! It's that popular?!
[14:39] Reigen
They've even got monetary donations...
[14:42] Reigen
I-I...
[14:44] Reigen
smell a delicious business
opportunity here.
[14:49] Reigen
Go to that gathering!
[14:51] Reigen
A true man should be the founder of
a religious group at least once!
[14:55] Reigen
And!
[14:56] Reigen
Make sure you tell your believers
that you have a master, too!
[15:01] Mob
Right...
[15:02] Reigen
So, what are you going to wear?
[15:05] Reigen
This is going to be your
time in the spotlight.
[15:08] Mob
Huh?
[15:09] Reigen
Looks like they're going
to stream this online, too.
[15:12] Reigen
There's going to be hundreds of
thousands of people watching you.
[15:15] Mob
What the heck should I wear?
[15:19] Reigen
Stick out your hands, Mob.
[15:24] Reigen
Here's a bonus. Now go buy yourself
something nice to wear.
[15:28] Mob
Master!
[15:30] Mob
Thank you so much!
[15:34] Mob
I'm here to shop for clothes, but I have no idea
what kind of clothes to wear in the spotlight.
[15:40] Mob
I guess I'll go home and talk to Ritsu...
[15:43] Teru
Kageyama-kun?
[15:46] Teru
It is you!
[15:47] Mob
Hanazawa-kun!
SIGN You can make reservations
as many times as you'd like
during the time period
SIGN Get 5% off of your stay with us!
SIGN Get an even better deal with M Hotel Members
[15:50] Teru
I see. Well, leave that to me.
[15:54] Teru
I know plenty of perfect shops.
[15:57] Mob
That's great! Thanks!
SIGN Going Out
of Business
Sale!!
[16:05] Teru
I've been observing what's
going on in the city...
[16:08] Teru
but I guess you've noticed it, too.
[16:12] Teru
There's something gradually happening here.
[16:16] Mob
No, wait...
SIGN Divine Tree Tapioca
[16:19] Teru
Is there something going
on with those girls?
[16:21] Mob
Well...
[16:23] Mob
Lately, I feel like there are
a lot of girls staring at me.
[16:27] Mob
I know I probably have the wrong
idea, but it's been on my mind.
[16:31] Teru
Oho...
[16:33] Teru
Kageyama-kun...
SIGN Pork Pork Palace
[16:35] Teru
That's not a misunderstanding.
[16:37] Teru
You're just so cool that the girls
can't help but look your way.
[16:41] Mob
No way. That can't be true...
[16:44] Mob
That can't be true... or is it?
[16:48] Mob
Aw, shucks.
[16:50] Teru
Let's just leave it at that.
[16:52] Teru
Come on. Let's get you some hip clothes.
[16:55] Mob
Okay!
[16:59] Teru
Hey, this will probably look good.
[17:01] Mob
Oh, but this is above my budget.
[17:04] Teru
I see.
Well, everything here is a bit pricey.
[17:08] Teru
How about this? This is a super-popular
brand called Smart Monkey.
[17:12] Mob
If possible, I'd like to keep
it under or at 5,000 yen.
[17:15] Teru
Okay, I'm sure we'll find something.
[17:17] Teru
Hm? Here we go!
[17:19] Teru
This also has a monkey design
and it's 5,000 yen on the dot.
[17:22] Mob
Yay! Let's go with that.
[17:25] Mob
Thanks, Hanazawa-kun.
SIGN Sunday
[17:31] Ritsu
Nii-san...
[17:32] Ritsu
Are you gonna go out wearing that?
[17:34] Mob
Yup! Hanazawa-kun helped me pick this out.
[17:38] Ritsu
Right... I see.
[17:41] Ritsu
Okay.
[17:45] Mob
But you know...
[17:47] Mob
I'm seeing Tome-san this afternoon,
[17:49] Mob
and then Mezato-san tonight.
[17:51] Mob
I'm so busy.
[17:55] Mob
Tome-san's a bit late...
[18:02] Mob
I was so worried that I just didn't
really get it in the end...
[18:06] Mob
But is this shirt really that cool?
SIGN Tome-san
SIGN Menu
SIGN Calling
[18:15] Mob
She's not answering her phone either.
[18:18] Mob
I wonder if something happened to Tome-san.
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[18:22] Psycho Believer A
Anyone auditioning, please head on in.
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[18:27] Earth Believer
The emergence of the Divine Tree
is a message from the Earth.
SIGN The Testimony of the Earth
[18:31] Dragon Believer
The Divine Tree is the
legendary dragon's nest.
SIGN The Dragon's Sigh
SIGN Teachings of Green
[18:34] Teachings of Green Believer
The Divine Tree is a sign
that nature is angry...
[18:38] Jodo
As if any of these shady religious organizations
can handle the true powers of the Divine Tree.
SIGN Rising Sun Spiritual Union
[18:45] Jodo
We, the Rising Sun Spiritual
Union, shall look after it.
[18:50] Psycho believer B
Please speak of these
things further inside.
SIGN And then these other random weirdos
[18:54] Psycho believer B
I'll walk you down.
[19:00] Psycho Believer C
There are so many people here.
[19:02] Psycho Believer D
The Psycho Helmet Religion
is partially a joke, right?
[19:07] Psycho believer D
So where'd all these people come from?
[19:09] Psycho Believer C
There's not going to be a riot, is there?
[19:12] Psycho Believer A
Don't worry. Let's believe in what he says.
[19:17] Psycho Believer A
In our founder who suddenly
showed himself yesterday.
[19:21] Psycho Believer A
And the one who speaks for the
Divine Tree, Psycho Helmet-sama.
[19:27] Voicemail
We tried calling the number you have dialed,
but the call cannot be completed.
[19:32] Mob
Mezato-san's not answering...
SIGN In Call
SIGN Mezato-san
SIGN Menu
[19:36] Mob
She hasn't even told me
where everyone's meeting yet.
[19:39] Mob
I guess I'll wait a little longer.
[19:45] Reigen
Yowch.
SIGN That dude was hilarious
SIGN That was decent
SIGN Looking forward to the next one lolol
SIGN That was hilarious lolol
SIGN I wonder what the next one's like
SIGN Someone TL;DR
SIGN Hurry~~~
SIGN I'mma go to the bathroom
[19:48] Reigen
Mob sure is taking his time to appear.
[19:51] Reigen
Did he chicken out?
[19:54] Reigen
Oh, there he is.
Well, he seems pretty confident.
SIGN Here we gooooooooooo
SIGN You've got this!
SIGN A student!?
SIGN Hit us with that one-liner lol
SIGN Bowl cut lol
SIGN Woo! Here we go!
SIGN Here we goooooooo (^^)
SIGN Someone find out what school he goes to
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[20:03] Psycho Helmet
It's a pleasure to meet you, everyone.
[20:06] Psycho Helmet
I will be the one who will serve
as the founder of this religion,
[20:10] Psycho Helmet
Psycho Helmet.
[20:13] Reigen
What the hell? That's not Mob.
[20:15] Psycho Helmet
First, the reason I hadn't shown myself until
now is I wanted to avoid
[20:15] Reigen
The hell's going on?
[20:17] Voicemail
The number you have reached is currently...
SIGN In Call
SIGN Mob
SIGN Menu
[20:18] Reigen
Damn it, his phone's out of battery.
[20:20] Psycho Helmet
any confusion.
[20:23] Psycho Helmet
But with the terrorist
attack the other day,
[20:25] Psycho Helmet
I have realized that we need
someone to protect this city.
[20:30] Psycho helmet
From now on, I will be the one who
will lead everyone to happiness.
[20:35] Psycho Helmet
I plan to change this degenerate world
along with the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[20:42] Mob
My battery's dead.
[20:44] Psycho Helmet
I am also the creator of the Divine Tree.
[20:48] Psycho Helmet
It is the symbol of the Psycho Helmet
Religion and its carefree nature.
[20:53] Psycho Helmet
The Divine Tree grows with everyone's
desires and will bring the world happiness.
[20:59] Psycho Helmet
Please think of that tree as me
[21:03] Psycho Helmet
and continue praying to it.
[21:06] Mossar Believer
Objection! The Divine Tree is the
egg in which the great Mossar-sama sleeps!
[21:07] Believer A
The Divine Tree belongs to all!
[21:09] Believer C
O Divine Tree! Please quell your rage!
[21:10] Dragon Believer
That's also wrong! The Divine Tree
is the mecca for the Dragon's Sigh!
[21:10] Believer D
You dare mock the Divine Tree?!
[21:14] Believer E
Psycho helmet, my ass! You fake religion!
[21:15] Rando A
Yeesh...
[21:16] Believer F
That is a device that connects dimensions!
[21:16] Rando B
Things are getting interesting.
[21:18] Jodo
Quit lying! The Divine Tree will only bring
about happiness under our supervision!
[21:25] Psycho Helmet
I will now show you...
[21:27] Psycho Helmet
...a miracle.
[21:40] Psycho believer C
Huh?!
[21:41] Dragon Believer
It's a broccoli!
[21:42] Jodo
Bro...
[21:43] Believer G
What the heck just happened?!
[23:26] Reigen
This isn't good, Mob!
[23:27] Reigen
We're gonna be outta business
because of that broccoli!
[23:29] Reigen
Who cares if it's holy or popular?
[23:31] Reigen
We're gonna go destroy it!
[23:32] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 4:
[23:34] Reigen
"Divine Tree 1 The Founder Appears"
[23:36] Reigen
A streaming service? But of course,
that's an excellent decision!
SIGN Divine Tree 1
The Founder Appears"
E4 - Divine Tree 1 ~The Founder Appears~
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:02] Student
Good morning.
[00:03] Other student
Morning.
[00:08] Mob
Mezato-san. G-Good morning.
[00:12] Mob
Why didn't you come to our
meeting spot yesterday?
[00:17] Mezato
Oh... Morning, Mob-kun.
[00:20] Mezato
Sorry about our plans yesterday...
[00:23] Mezato
I totally forgot about them.
[00:25] Mob
You forgot...?
[00:27] Mezato
The brass had a meeting
the day before the gathering.
[00:30] Mezato
And that's when he appeared...
[00:33] Mezato
The true founder.
[00:35] Mob
Huh?
[00:36] Mezato
I'm sorry I dragged you into this when
you were clearly the wrong person.
[00:40] Mezato
Don't worry about it anymore.
[00:47] Mob
Don't worry about what anymore?
[00:50] Mob
Wait, what's going on?
SIGN Ishikawa Naoko
SIGN Ishikawa Naoko
SIGN Yoshida Tetsuro
SIGN
SIGN Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Divine Tree 1
The Founder Appears
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[02:28] Tome
Sorry, I totally forgot.
[02:32] Tome
I have no idea why I
suddenly forgot, though.
[02:38] Mob
Does it have something to do
with the Psycho Helmet Religion?
[02:42] Tome
Huh? How did you know?
[02:44] Tome
Some members approached me yesterday
and invited me to some seminar,
[02:47] Tome
and I ended up way more interested
in that than the universe.
[02:52] Tome
Boys, starting today, this room is
no longer for the Telepathy Club,
[02:55] Tome
but the Salt MS branch of
the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[02:57] Inukawa
What?
[03:00] Inukawa
What the heck are we supposed to do?
[03:02] Tome
We will pray to the Psycho Helmet Religion!
[03:05] Tome
Apparently, you'll be blessed
if you do five minutes a day.
[03:08] Inukawa
That's random as hell.
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[03:11] Reigen
So the gathering for the Psycho
Helmet Religion yesterday...
[03:14] Reigen
That video has over two million views.
[03:18] Reigen
Well? That's the guy who became the founder.
Does he look familiar?
[03:23] Mob
No, not at all.
[03:27] Reigen
He is a psychic, right?
[03:30] Reigen
After that display, everyone there fell in line.
[03:33] Reigen
If this guy's gonna be the founder...
[03:36] Reigen
Sadly, I don't think they'll need you anymore.
[03:40] Reigen
Well, whatever.
You were never the type anyway.
[03:46] Mob
So what's this important thing
you wanted to talk about?
[03:49] Reigen
Oh, yeah...
[03:52] Mob
Pictures of buildings?
[03:53] Mob
Wow, those cracks are intense...
[03:56] Reigen
Buildings deteriorating due to
some supernatural phenomena.
[04:00] Reigen
I went to have a look up close,
and it wasn't due to faulty construction.
[04:04] Reigen
The cause was plant roots.
[04:07] Reigen
Thinking back, I guess that one building
had already been affected, too.
[04:12] Reigen
The roots across the city are
[04:14] Reigen
busting through reinforced steel and
concrete to scour for nutrients.
[04:18] Reigen
I thought it might be some exotic plant,
[04:20] Reigen
but the source of the roots
was the worst possible place.
[04:24] Reigen
The culprit is the most popular
thing in the city right now...
[04:29] Reigen
It's the Divine Tree.
[04:31] Mob
The broccoli?
[04:33] Reigen
Yup! Meaning if we let that
thing continue to run wild,
[04:35] Reigen
all we'll ever get are those jobs
asking us to investigate buildings.
[04:38] Mob
Is that really a problem?
[04:40] Reigen
It's a lot of work, and worse,
it doesn't bring in any money.
[04:43] Reigen
Not to mention, we are slightly
responsible for that thing, too.
[04:48] Reigen
Mob... I need your help.
[04:51] Reigen
We're going to go destroy that broccoli!
[04:57] Mob
All right.
[04:59] Female Believer
Hello! Please take one.
[05:02] Passerby
Uh... what is this?
SIGN The Divine
Tree's Bounty
[05:04] Female Believer
It's a powder made from
part of the Divine Tree.
[05:07] Female Believer
Think of it as a nutritional tonic.
[05:09] Customer 1
They have a new menu item!
[05:11] Customer 2
I want the Divine Tree parfait!
[05:13] Customer 3
They have Divine Tree croquettes, too!
[05:15] Customer 4
You can even sample stuff!
[05:16] Customer 5
Seasoning City sure is putting a lot
of effort into bringing tourists in.
[05:20] Boy A
What's that?
[05:21] Boy B
Divine Tree candy, I guess.
[05:23] Boy C
Is it good?
[05:24] Boy D
What's it taste like?
[05:26] Boy E
Hey!
[05:28] Teru
Oh, homemade cookies?
[05:32] Teru
"I sprinkled some Divine Tree powder
on them, which increases vitality,
[05:36] Teru
so please eat them and feel better."
[05:39] Teru
I guess they were handing out this
powder in front of the station, too.
[05:47] Teru
Yup, it's totally normal.
[05:49] Teru
I'm sure the powder just
has a placebo effect.
SIGN Milk
[05:55] Teru
This is great...
The Divine Tree... is amazing.
[06:00] Teru
Psycho Helmet-sama... Huzzah.
[06:07] Teru
Powerful brainwashing that totally
takes over your emotions...
[06:11] Teru
This is what they're
handing out in the city?
[06:13] Teru
They won't get away with this.
[06:16] Teru
Now I'm mad!
[06:19] Teru
The source of the brainwashing seemed
to be coming from the Divine Tree.
[06:23] Teru
I'm gonna destroy it and
get it out of this city!
[06:29] Teru
Must be past here.
Sorry, but I'm gonna open up a hole.
[06:38] Teru
A barrier?
[06:49] Teru
I guess you were expecting me.
[06:57] Teru
Wait. Is that you, Kageyama-kun?
[07:01] Teru
I guess he just looks like him.
[07:03] Teru
Who are you? What are you doing here?
[07:07] Psycho Helmet
Who am I? I'm...
[07:11] Psycho Helmet
God, of course.
[07:15] Teru
God? God... Of course.
[07:19] Teru
I beg your pardon, Psycho Helmet-sama.
[07:23] Teru
Please forgive me.
[07:26] Psycho Helmet
Look what you did to the Divine Tree
that empowers my existence...
[07:30] Psycho Helmet
I'll let this slide for today.
Now go home.
[07:33] Teru
Thank you very much.
[07:34] Psycho Helmet
Carry on being faithful.
[07:37] Teru
Yes. Faith. God. Psycho Helmet.
[07:43] Teru
Divine Tree. Religion...
[07:46] Teru
Empty?
[07:48] Psycho Helmet
Tch. Man, you're a pain in the ass, too.
[07:54] Teru
How dare you?!
[07:59] Teru
How dare you brainwash
me not once, but twice?
[08:03] Psycho Helmet
It's not brainwashing. This is a blessing.
[08:07] Psycho Helmet
For those who have nothing and
long for a place to belong...
[08:11] Psycho Helmet
I'm giving them exactly that.
[08:17] Psycho Helmet
Come on, now. Are you trying to kill me?
[08:20] Teru
Well, you're not a person, are you?
[08:22] Psycho Helmet
Correct.
[08:24] Psycho Helmet
I am God!
[08:26] Psycho Helmet
You're a bit off your rocker
if you're going to defy God.
[08:29] Psycho Helmet
Go on! Just think about it!
[08:32] Teru
He's trying his brainwashing again...
[08:34] Teru
That's enough!
[08:36] Teru
Your brainwashing signal
[08:39] Teru
forcefully makes people venerate
the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[08:45] Teru
But strong emotions can fight it
and overcome the brainwashing.
[08:54] Psycho Helmet
Here I come.
[08:59] Teru
I've had enough of all of you fools
trying to control people through power.
[09:05] Teru
That won't help make you God,
[09:08] Teru
nor will it make you the star.
[09:14] Teru
Now, then. I wonder who you actually were.
[09:18] Teru
What's this?
[09:28] Shop owner
Minegishi-kun, you can take your break now.
[09:31] Minegishi
Thank you... Sir.
[09:34] Shop owner
What is it?
[09:34] Minegishi
There seems to be something
wrong with the plants.
[09:37] Minegishi
These flowers were fine this morning,
but now they're wilted.
[09:41] Minegishi
It's as if they've had the
life sucked out of them.
[09:46] Minegishi
I think we should find out the cause—
[09:47] Shop owner
Minegishi-kun.
[09:49] Shop owner
I told you you're on break,
so take your break already.
SIGN Smiley Flowers
[09:58] Minegishi
Who knew that having a
proper job was so rough?
[10:04] Minegishi
Even weeds on the side of
the road are weakened.
[10:07] Minegishi
And the crack is bigger than yesterday.
[10:09] Minegishi
What's causing this?
[10:13] Minegishi
What tree are you from?
[10:17] Minegishi
I see.
[10:19] Minegishi
The Divine Tree.
[10:21] Minegishi
It's stealing the energy
from all of the plants in the city.
[10:26] Minegishi
If this is left unchecked,
the land will start to die.
[10:29] Minegishi
I'm glad I realized this early on.
SIGN Tea
[10:33] Minegishi
You grew far too greedily.
[10:35] Minegishi
This is an order. Do not—
SIGN Let's be respectful
SIGN Let's make sure to take any
dog poop home with us
[10:39] Shop owner
Hey, Minegishi-kun. How long of
a break do you plan on taking?
[10:45] Shop owner
Huh? Minegishi-kun?
SIGN Tea
[10:48] Mineigishi
Impossible...
[10:53] Teru
You sure are persistent.
How long are you gonna keep regenerating?
[10:59] Psycho Helmet
You won't be able to stop me.
[11:03] Psycho Helmet
Will you, Hanazawa?
[11:06] Teru
I see.
[11:08] Teru
I guess you really were just
a worthless evil spirit.
[11:11] Teru
So what's with that appearance, Dimple-kun?
[11:15] Dimple
I used the stems of the Divine
Tree to create a body
[11:18] Dimple
and designed it with the icon of the
Psycho Helmet Religion in mind.
[11:22] Dimple
Because the believers wouldn't be able
to see me if I remained a spirit.
[11:25] Teru
What are you after?
[11:27] Teru
Does Kageyama-kun know
you're flying off the handle like this?
[11:30] Dimple
Shigeo doesn't matter.
I've only ever had one goal.
[11:35] Dimple
And that's to become a modern God.
[11:39] Teru
I see. That's a shame. I never thought
I'd have to eliminate you again.
[11:44] Teru
I'll just tell Kageyama-kun
that you quietly passed on.
[11:48] Teru
This is goodbye!
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
SIGN Seeking Part-timers!!
SIGN 18 and over~
SIGN Preparation Servers Kitchen
SIGN met Religion
[12:03] Mob
Doesn't something seem weird?
[12:05] Reigen
Hm?
[12:06] Mob
The whole city.
[12:08] Mob
It feels like we're being watched.
[12:12] Reigen
You mentioned that you thought
you were finally becoming popular.
[12:15] Reigen
Everyone goes through a stage of
feeling overconfident, but...
[12:19] Reigen
I wouldn't go around talking about it.
[12:22] Reigen
Because you're going to
regret it in a few years.
[12:27] Mob
You said you wanted to destroy that broccoli.
What did you have in mind?
[12:32] Reigen
Well, I have actually thought it through.
[12:35] Reigen
Simple, right?
SIGN 1. Lift it up with psychic powers.
2. Carry it off.
3. Sink it into the ocean.
[12:37] Mob
Um... So I'm the one who's going
to carry it to the ocean...
[12:40] Reigen
Yup. I'm going to secure routes
and guide you there.
[12:44] Mob
This is gonna be a lot of work.
[12:47] Mob
It'd be great if we can
find someone to help.
[12:50] Reigen
Well, Serizawa's at school...
How about your brother?
[12:54] Mob
Ritsu... He had a student
council meeting today,
[12:56] Mob
so he might still be at school.
[13:02] Mob
Ritsu!
[13:03] Reigen
Heya.
[13:05] Ritsu
Uh...
[13:06] Ritsu
I'm pretty sure it's impossible
to lift that thing, Nii-san.
[13:10] Mob
A while back, a few of us carried a piano.
[13:13] Mob
It would've been impossible alone,
but we could do it together.
[13:18] Mob
So maybe we can do this, too.
[13:22] Psycho Believer
Here is powder from the Divine Tree.
[13:24] Psycho Believer
Here you go. It's great for your health.
[13:26] Reigen
What's the matter?
Do you wanna bail after all?
[13:28] Ritsu
Er...
[13:29] Reigen
Come on, Ritsu-kun!
[13:31] Reigen
If we don't do something, we won't be
able to live in Seasoning City anymore!
[13:34] Reigen
My mom said that when she planted
watermelons in her yard,
[13:37] Reigen
it killed off all of the
other plants and flowers.
[13:40] Reigen
Just look at the size of it!
It's probably sucking all life out of the soil.
[13:45] Ritsu
Okay, okay. I got it.
I'll help you out.
[13:53] Mob
Is something wrong?
[13:54] Ritsu
No, it's probably nothing.
[13:58] (Flashback) Kamuro
Prayer time?
[14:00] (Flashback) Kamuro
What do you mean by that?
[14:01] (Flashback) Makihara
We're going to offer a prayer
so we can have another blessed day.
[14:06] (Flashback) Tokugawa
What are you talking about?
Are you feeling all right, Makihara?
[14:10] (Flashback) Tokugawa
What would we be praying to anyway?
[14:13] (Flashback) Makihara
We'll be praying to Psycho Helmet-sama,
who embodies the Divine Tree.
[14:18] (Flashback) Makihara
All in favor, say aye.
[14:20] (Flashback) Tokugawa
Hey, Makihara—
[14:21] (Flashback) Student Council A
Aye.
[14:22] (Flashback) Student Council B
Aye.
[14:23] (Flashback) Student Council C
Aye.
SIGN • The number of class mobilizations by time period
• Things we want to do by next year
• Each grade ..... reports, classes with guidance
• Do we elect a Miss and Mister Salt Middle from the third-years, too?
• Total results of how satisfied the people of the region are
• The president's summary
[14:25] (Flashback) Tokugawa
Wait! This is insane.
[14:27] (Flashback) Tokugawa
Quit fooling—
[14:29] (Flashback) Kamuro
Now, now.
[14:30] (Flashback) Kamuro
No reason to decline so hastily.
[14:33] (Flashback) Kamuro
It is always difficult
to accept new opinions.
[14:36] (Flashback) Tokugawa
Kamuro?!
[14:39] Ritsu
Nii-san, have you heard of
the Psycho Helmet Religion?
[14:42] Mob
Huh? Are you interested in it, too, Ritsu?
[14:45] Ritsu
No way. But there are a lot of believers at our school, apparently...
[14:49] Ritsu
And the rate at which it's spreading is bizarre.
[14:52] Ritsu
And their object of worship, or whatever...
[14:55] Ritsu
is that Divine Tree, apparently.
[14:58] Reigen
Hm... Meaning if we destroy the broccoli,
we'll be making enemies of those people.
[15:05] Reigen
But everything I've looked up about them
suggests they're pretty harmless.
[15:09] Reigen
They sell merch and hold discussions.
[15:12] Reigen
It seems more like a fan club
rather than a religion.
[15:15] Reigen
It's like a gathering where they all
obsess over something unusual, pretty much.
[15:20] Ritsu
And you'd usually call that strange.
[15:23] Reigen
Of course, we should be on our guard.
[15:25] Reigen
They might even try to
get in our way. Hm...
[15:29] Reigen
Let's just go with pulling it out quickly and get the hell out of Dodge.
[15:33] Ritsu
My head hurts!
[15:35] Ritsu
I'll have some sugar.
[15:37] Mob
Ritsu, you took some candy to school?
[15:40] Ritsu
Oh, this? I got it from
the student council president earlier.
[15:44] (Flashback) Kamuro
Kageyama-kun, before you go home, here.
[15:48] (Flashback) Ritsu
What are these?
[15:49] (Flashback) Kamuro
Apparently, it's a candy being made
to lure tourists to the city.
[15:52] (Flashback) Kamuro
But my father got a bunch of samples
at the prefectural assembly.
[15:58] (Flashback) Ritsu
Sure, thanks.
[15:59] Kamuro
You're a lifesaver.
[16:01] Ritsu
Have one, Nii-san.
[16:03] Mob
Thanks.
[16:05] Ritsu
You too, Reigen-san.
[16:06] Reigen
Oh? Er, I'll take one for later.
[16:09] Mob
I'll have mine later, too.
[16:12] Mob
After I pull out that broccoli.
[16:15] Ritsu
Could we make a pit stop on our way there?
[16:21] Reigen
He sure is walking fast.
[16:23] Mob
Where are you going, Ritsu?
[16:27] Mob
Ritsu?
SIGN Seasoning City Civic Center
[16:29] Ritsu
In here. There are some people
I want to introduce you to.
[16:33] Reigen
This is the civic center.
[16:41] Mob
Ritsu, who are these people?
[16:44] Ritsu
They're members of the
Psycho Helmet Religion.
[16:47] Reigen
Huh?
[16:48] Ritsu
Nii-san, let's rethink this.
[16:50] Mob
R-Rethink what...?
[16:52] Believer
You can't play dumb with us.
[16:54] Believer
You're trying to destroy the Divine Tree?
[16:57] Ritsu
The Divine Tree brings peace
to everyone's hearts.
[17:01] Ritsu
We need the Divine Tree in our city.
[17:03] Reigen
Hang on a sec...
[17:05] Reigen
When did you start leaking
information to these guys?
[17:07] Mob
Ritsu, what's wrong?
[17:09] Ritsu
I just suddenly realized that I
need to protect the Divine Tree.
[17:13] Ritsu
And then I just had a feeling that
everyone would gather here.
[17:17] Reigen
What are you planning to do,
bringing us here?
[17:22] Reigen
That candy!
[17:24] Ritsu
Have a seat, Nii-san.
You too, Reigen-san.
[17:27] Female Believer
Here you go. Have some tea, too.
[17:30] Male Believer
No need to be so guarded.
[17:32] Male believer
Let's talk this over peacefully.
[17:34] Male believer
How about it?
[17:48] Ritsu
I guess they're not even willing to listen.
[17:54] Mob
I don't think we needed to run that fast...
[17:57] Reigen
If we stayed there,
[17:58] Reigen
we would've fell under some group
hypnosis and ended up believers.
[18:02] Reigen
Take out your candy, right now!
[18:04] Mob
My candy?
[18:06] Reigen
That place had a bunch of these.
[18:08] Reigen
This might be how Ritsu got brainwashed.
[18:11] Mob
Ritsu got brainwashed?
[18:14] Mob
I can't leave him like that.
[18:18] Reigen
Calm down!
[18:19] Reigen
He doesn't seem to be in any real danger yet,
so we need to carefully look into—
[18:22] Old man
Hey, there...
[18:24] Old man
Resistance is futile.
Psycho Helmet-sama sees all.
[18:33] Reigen
Mob, I think you're right.
[18:37] Reigen
We're definitely being watched.
[18:39] Reigen
Huh? What the hell is that shirt?
[18:41] Reigen
Why did you take off your jacket?
[18:42] Mob
I got hot after we ran.
[18:46] Reigen
Keep it on. Your school jacket
has higher defense points.
[18:51] Passerby (left)
Trying to do something
about the Divine Tree?
[18:54] Passerby (right)
But that's impossible.
[18:56] Jodo
Reigen Arataka.
[18:58] Reigen
Gah!
[18:59] Jodo
I heard that you were plotting
to cut down the Divine Tree!
[19:02] Jodo
I'm going to lecture you and—
[19:04] Jodo
He ran away!
[19:07] Reigen
Damn it!
[19:09] Reigen
Looks like most of the people in the city
have become Psycho Helmet Religion believers.
[19:14] Mob
How did this happen? How can we...
[19:18] Reigen
Psycho Helmet is an unknown psychic.
[19:21] Reigen
I have no idea what he's thinking,
let alone what his endgame is.
SIGN Psycho Helmet Religion
[19:25] Reigen
I'm sure he'll try to interfere
if we go to the Divine Tree.
[19:29] Reigen
If he's some kind of villain, let's free
everyone from their brainwashing,
[19:32] Reigen
even if it means taking him down.
[19:46] Reigen
Say, Mob.
[19:48] Reigen
What do you think about
the Psycho Helmet Religion?
[19:51] Reigen
Do you think they're bad guys?
[19:54] Mob
No. I don't think they're bad people.
[19:58] Mob
They were just having fun
doing something as a group.
[20:02] Reigen
You think so, too? I also—
[20:05] Mob
But things are different since
their new founder appeared.
SIGN We are looking for our God.
Psycho Helmet Religion
[20:11] Mob
If that person is a fake and is fooling
everyone into worshiping them,
[20:16] Mob
I don't like how they're doing things.
[20:19] Reigen
But, Mob...
[20:21] Reigen
There never was a true founder,
so how can you call him a fake?
[20:26] Mob
Huh?
[20:27] Reigen
Are you trying to say that
you're the true Psycho Helmet?
[20:33] Mob
No...
[20:34] Reigen
The founder's existence was based
on a false image to begin with.
[20:39] Reigen
I don't actually think
Psycho Helmet's a bad guy.
[20:43] Reigen
Every community needs a leader.
[20:46] Reigen
It's natural to think of him
as the president of a club.
SIGN We've Got This Party
SIGN Yumeji Nagao
SIGN Kimino Machio
SIGN Be Greedy
SIGN Yumeji Nagao
SIGN Tomorrow's Party
SIGN Morita Riki
[20:49] Reigen
I'm sure he's mostly just responsible
for figuring out their group activities
[20:53] Reigen
and making sure everything runs smoothly.
[20:54] Reigen
I'm sure it's a tough job.
[20:56] Reigen
He's pulling off something
you're not capable of doing.
[21:00] Reigen
You don't need to hold a grudge
against him or anything.
[21:03] Reigen
In the end, the one who
has the most fun wins.
[21:06] Reigen
Maybe it's not a good idea to take
their Divine Tree away from them
[21:09] Reigen
if they need it so badly.
[21:13] Reigen
All right. Let's head home, Mob.
[21:18] Mob
Master Reigen... This is just a hunch...
[21:22] Mob
but have you been brainwashed?
[21:26] Reigen
Me?
[21:27] Reigen
Well... I see.
[21:31] Reigen
So this is what it feels like to be accused
of being brainwashed when you're not.
[21:41] Reigen
The hearts of the citizens are far
more important than the city.
[21:45] Reigen
Most of the people in the city are
believers of the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[21:49] Reigen
We should just respect that.
[21:53] Reigen
From now on, this city—this world—
[21:57] Reigen
is going to live in harmony with the
Divine Tree and the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[22:02] Reigen
Hey, Mob! I'm not going! Hey!
[22:07] Mob
If I'm just mistaken, that'd be great.
[22:10] Mob
But that person, and that person,
[22:13] Mob
and that person, and that person...
[22:17] Mob
It could be...
[22:19] Mob
That I'm the only one left in this city...
SIGN Delicious Divine Tree-yaki
[22:33] Mezato
Are you going to see them?
[22:35] Mob
Yes.
[22:37] Mob
I want to meet with them
and talk to them directly.
[22:40] Mezato
Oh? Everyone, make way.
[22:44] Mezato
Mob-kun is coming through.
[22:49] Believer
I can hear the voice of
Psycho Helmet-sama...
[22:52] Believer
Kageyama Shigeo is the
original Psycho Helmet-sama!
[22:58] Old man
Amazing!
[22:59] Old woman
The original Psycho
Helmet-sama has returned!
[23:03] Male Believer
There are two Psycho Helmet-samas!
[23:05] Female Believer
We have two founders now!
[23:07] Believer
Hooray!
[23:08] Believer
Things are getting even better!
[23:12] Female Believer
How wonderful...
[23:12] Believers
Psycho Helmet! Psycho Helmet!
[23:15] Believers
Psycho Helmet! Psycho Helmet!
Psycho Helmet!
[23:17] Jodo
I adore you so much!
[23:25] Reigen
Hey, calm down, Mob.
[23:27] Reigen
Are you sure you should be
defeating Psycho Helmet-sama?
[23:30] Reigen
Seriously, though. You should reconsider.
[23:33] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 5:
[23:35] Reigen
"Divine Tree 2 Peace"
SIGN Divine Tree 2
Peace
[23:37] Reigen
Illegal downloads?
Do you want to be cursed?
E5 - Divine Tree 2 ~Peace~
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[00:05] Voice (Dimple's voice modified)
Everyone is acknowledging that you are
the first founder and looking at you.
[00:10] Mob
Who are you? Is this Psycho Helmet-san?
[00:14] Voice
How do you like all that clapping and
cheering you've never experienced before?
[00:19] Voice
Well? Doesn't it feel great?
[00:22] Mob
No, not at all.
[00:26] Mob
Let's talk face to face.
I'm at the base of the broccoli.
[00:31] Voice
Damn it, it's not a broccoli anymore.
[00:35] Voice
Because this thing absorbed all
those emotions from those people,
[00:39] Voice
it turned into something
completely different.
[00:42] Voice
Have you ever strongly
believed in something?
[00:47] Voice
The aggregation of powerful belief
can sometimes manifest into reality.
[00:55] Voice
A great change is about
to happen in this world.
[00:59] Voice
A new god named Psycho Helmet
[01:03] Voice
is going to take physical form and ascend.
[01:07] Mob
God?
[01:09] Mob
You're just a coordinator for this group.
[01:12] Voice
I'm going to claim that Psycho Helmet is
the reincarnation of their great creator.
[01:19] Voice
I will lead the people down the right
path and give their hearts peace.
[01:25] Mob
The right path?
[01:27] Mob
Is giving people peace of mind even effective?
[01:32] Voice
Who the hell knows?
I'm just making shit up.
[01:35] Voice
Just pray five minutes a day
towards the Divine Tree.
[01:41] Voice
That becomes my sustenance.
[01:46] Voice
The followers will figure out the rest for me
with however they interpret this.
[01:56] Voice
You look like you have
something you want to say.
[01:58] Voice
But look, the believers are
all having a great time, too.
[02:03] Voice
Including Ritsu and Reigen...
[02:07] Voice
Whoops. He was an exception, though.
[02:10] Voice
He figured me out before anyone else
and tried to shut all this down first.
[02:15] Dimple
In the end, the ones
who have the most fun win.
[02:20] Mob
So you're the one who had
Master Reigen say that...
[02:26] Mob
Dimple.
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Divine Tree 2
Peace
[04:04] Dimple
Now, don't be so mad.
[04:07] Dimple
Hanazawa's fine.
[04:10] Dimple
More importantly, join the
Psycho Helmet Religion.
[04:13] Dimple
You and I can stand at the top
and have a blast together.
[04:18] Mob
Why?
[04:19] Mob
By the looks of it,
you're already powerful enough.
[04:24] Dimple
You still have potential to grow.
[04:27] Dimple
Looking at the future, I figured it'd be a
waste not to take advantage of that power.
[04:33] Mob
I refuse.
[04:36] Dimple
Well, I figured that'd
be your answer for now.
[04:39] Dimple
But your family, your friends,
and everyone else...
[04:45] Dimple
already live in a world where
they experience happiness
[04:49] Dimple
through their faith in Psycho Helmet-sama.
[04:52] Dimple
You're the only one left behind
in this city, Shigeo.
[04:58] Dimple
No one's ever coming back.
[05:01] Dimple
How long are you gonna be stubborn?
[05:04] Mob
They're all just being brainwashed by you.
You're the one who needs to give up.
[05:10] Dimple
You mad?
[05:11] Mob
I am.
[05:13] Mob
Of course I'm mad.
[05:15] Mob's voice
Return everyone to their senses now.
[05:18] Mob's voice
You even got to Ritsu and Master Reigen...
[05:20] Mob's voice
How did you manage that?
[05:23] Dimple's voice
The first stage was to have
them touch the Divine Tree
[05:26] Dimple's voice
or have them ingest a bit of it somehow.
[05:30] Dimple's voice
I got into their minds
through physical contact.
[05:34] Dimple's voice
The second stage was to expose the few
left behind to the passion of the masses.
[05:41] Dimple's voice
That's how I got to Reigen, too.
[05:43] Dimple's voice
He was overwhelmed by his surroundings.
[05:47] Dimple's voice
And now, we've entered the third stage.
[05:51] Dimple's voice
That strong feeling of faith transmits
from one person to another.
[05:58] Dimple's voice
It's only a matter of time till everyone
in the country believes in Psycho Helmet.
[06:04] Dimple's voice
Then it'll really be something.
[06:06] Dimple's voice
Then I'll truly become a new god.
[06:10] Mob
I don't really get all this, but becoming
a god is even more pointless.
[06:15] Mob
Do you really not understand
what you're doing?
[06:18] Dimple
Huh?
[06:19] Mob's voice
The whole city's a mess.
[06:22] Dimple
The city?
[06:23] Dimple
I didn't know that, but we can
just rebuild it all later.
SIGN <Name> Toribayashi Fuku
<Address>
Seasoning City, Ramen Egg Prefecture
SIGN Investigation Request
Please list what supernatural phenomenon
you'd like investigated below:
Unnatural Deterioration of Home
[06:28] Mob
That's enough.
Just undo their brainwashing.
[06:31] Dimple
This isn't like you. You're being
very sentimental and narrow-minded.
[06:36] Dimple's voice
You keep calling it brainwashing,
but it's actually not that bad.
[06:40] Dimple's voice
It's not like I changed any
of their personalities,
[06:43] Dimple's voice
much less their hobbies
or the things they like.
[06:47] Dimple's voice
The way that Ritsu, Reigen,
[06:49] Dimple's voice
and everyone in the Body Improvement Club
feel about you isn't going to change either.
[06:54] Dimple's voice
You're all just going to become
followers of the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[06:58] Dimple
And...
[07:00] Dimple
You'll feel happiness in that and be able to
share that happiness with other believers.
[07:06] Dimple
I'm not trying to exclude
you from the fun here.
[07:11] Dimple
So...
[07:12] Dimple
What, exactly, is your problem?
[07:16] Dimple
What am I doing wrong?
[07:21] Mob
What are you doing wrong?
[07:24] Mob
Dimple, you're playing dirty.
[07:27] Mob
You're controlling people's
hearts with your power.
[07:30] Mob
That means they can't defy you and you
can make them do whatever you want.
[07:34] Dimple
We live in a world where there
are laws and societal norms
[07:38] Dimple
that we can't defy to begin with.
[07:41] Dimple
If you're oblivious to them,
you don't have any problems.
[07:45] Dimple
Not to mention, should I not listen to you,
[07:48] Dimple
won't you just resort to force
at the end of the day?
[07:51] Mob
Sure, but I don't have a choice...
[07:54] Mob
Because my family and friends
are being brainwashed.
[07:58] Mob
Believe it or not, I'm restraining
myself quite a bit right now.
[08:03] Teru
Wait, Kageyama-kun.
[08:05] Teru
What Dimple-kun's doing isn't exactly evil.
[08:09] Mob
What?
[08:10] Teru
Think about this rationally.
[08:12] Teru
If you choose violence just because
you don't agree with him, it's over.
[08:16] Mob
No, there's still time.
[08:19] Mob
The Psycho Helmet Religion still
hasn't officially begun.
[08:23] Teru
No. If you put your hands
on him, it's all over.
[08:26] Teru
Your relationship with Dimple-kun...
[08:29] Teru
Our friendship will all be over.
[08:33] Teru
If you're going to forcibly tear
apart the Psycho Helmet Religion,
[08:38] Teru
I'm going to stop you.
[08:41] Teru's voice
Even if you defeat me,
[08:43] Teru's voice
your little brother and Reigen-san aren't
going to let you get away with this.
[08:47] Teru
Eventually, everyone will stand in your way.
[08:51] Mob
Dimple, you...
[08:54] Dimple
Hanazawa doesn't have any
bad intentions, either.
[08:57] Dimple
He's just trying to get you to change your
mind because he truly cares about you.
[09:01] Dimple
I told you, even if you don't do
anything, everyone's daily lives—
[09:07] Mob
Dimple, come out.
I want to talk to you face to face.
[09:11] Teru
Stop this, Kageyama-kun!
[09:14] Dimple
We've been talking this whole time.
[09:19] Teru
If you're going to harm the
Psycho Helmet Religion or the Divine Tree...
[09:23] Teru
then you'll have to deal with me!
[09:38] Mob
Hanazawa-kun! Snap out of it!
[09:41] Dimple
Unfortunately for you,
I'm not controlling him.
[09:44] Teru
I've just gained another
important thing in my life.
[09:46] Teru
I'm going to keep fighting you until
you give up and leave, Kageyama-kun.
[09:52] Mob
I'm sorry.
[10:05] Mob
Dimple, show yourself!
[10:16] Dimple
Those who believe are
blessed with divinity.
[10:19] Dimple
Hanazawa has godly powers right now.
[10:23] Teru
I'm overflowing with power...
[10:33] Mob
Hana...zawa-kun...
[10:38] Teru
I'm sorry.
[10:53] Teru
Oh, no. I ended up hurting
the Divine Tree again.
[10:57] Dimple
Well done, Hanazawa.
[10:59] Dimple
Shigeo, if you let the Divine Tree's
roots embrace you and cool down,
[11:04] Dimple
you'll change your mind, too.
[11:08] Mob
Such incredible power...
[11:12] Mob
The broccoli's roots?
[11:21] Mob
These roots are dangerous...
[11:24] Mob
Get away from here, Hanazawa-kun!
[11:30] Teru
Seriously, Kageyama-kun?!
[11:32] Teru
Psycho Helmet-sama, get behind me!
[11:42] Teru
W-Wow... You really are amazing!
[11:54] Dimple
Aw, damn it. Now you opened
a hole in the Divine Tree.
[11:59] Dimple
I mean, it'll close right back up anyway...
[12:04] Dimple
I guess becoming a god isn't
so easy after all, Shigeo.
[12:11] Mob
It's futile.
[12:29] Mob
Dimple, why?
[12:33] Mob
Why won't you show yourself?
[12:46] Mob
Could it be...
[12:51] Mob
You're scared of me?
[13:18] Mob
Are we going to continue?
[13:22] Mob
Enough. That's enough.
[13:26] Mob
Don't make me feel like this.
[13:29] Mob
Don't you get it, Dimple?
[13:33] Mob
Come out, please.
[13:37] Mob
Or else...
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[14:11] Mob
My powers... are being sucked away.
[14:16] Dimple
Correct.
[14:18] Dimple
You probably should've noticed
that a wee bit earlier.
[14:25] Dimple
It was a mistake to let yourself
be lured into the Divine Tree.
[14:39] Dimple
But your biggest mistake...
[14:43] Dimple
was defying me.
[14:47] Mob
Dimple... What's the meaning of this?!
[14:51] Dimple
Cool your head a bit.
[14:53] Dimple
If you're not gonna listen to me,
[14:56] Dimple
I might just get her to tell you.
[14:57] Mob
Huh?
[14:58] Dimple
If I have Tsubomi-chan convince you...
[15:02] Dimple
maybe you'll finally cool off a bit.
[15:04] Tsubomi
Mob-kun! You can't go causing trouble for
everyone in the Psycho Helmet Religion!
[15:10] Tsubomi
Get a clue already!
[15:12] Dimple
You know?
[15:19] Dimple
Hey, now...
[15:21] Dimple
You get so serious anytime
Tsubomi-chan is involved.
[15:27] Dimple
While we're at it, I guess I'll
just finally break it to ya.
[15:30] Dimple
Shigeo, you've got no chance with her.
[15:34] Mob
Huh?
[15:38] Dimple's voice
Takane Tsubomi is the type of person to
honestly say she doesn't want something.
[15:44] Dimple's voice
I tried to forcefully give her one of the
candies, but she batted his hand away.
[15:49] Dimple's voice
Even when I used her friends
to get through to her,
[15:52] Dimple's voice
she wasn't interested.
[15:56] Dimple's voice
She's a strong woman who
doesn't conform to others
SIGN Yakisoba | Grilled Corn
[16:00] Dimple's voice
and lives by her own set of values.
[16:02] Dimple's voice
No wonder she never even noticed you
[16:04] Dimple's voice
when you used your psychic
powers in front of her.
[16:07] Dimple's voice
Even if you get shredded,
I'm sure she'll never need you.
[16:14] Dimple's voice
But now... She's also part of
the Psycho Helmet Religion.
[16:21] Dimple's voice
Meaning you might just be able to win
her over as the great founder Shigeo.
[16:30] Mob
This is stupid.
[16:32] Dimple
Wow...
[16:34] Dimple
I thought we already took
most of your powers...
[16:37] Dimple
But I guess you've still got some left.
[16:42] Dimple
Maybe I shouldn't have
shown myself just yet.
[16:47] Dimple
Well, whatever. It's not like
I'd lose to you right no—
[16:53] Dimple
W-Wait...
[16:55] Dimple
N-Now, wait a minute...
[17:05] Dimple
Don't get ahead of yourself, damn it!
[17:07] Dimple
This is how you repay my kindness?!
[17:10] Dimple
I guess I'm just gonna have
to get serious, too.
[17:23] Dimple
Watch closely.
[17:25] Dimple
This... is the newly, happily reborn...
SIGN God Dimple
[17:30] Dimple
Great God Dimple!
[17:33] Mob
So what?
[17:37] Dimple
Here I go!
[17:41] Dimple
Godly Punch!
[17:46] Dimple
Godly Dash!
[17:50] Dimple
And then...
[17:52] Dimple
Godly Smash!
[17:59] Dimple
Well? How do you like the power of God?
[18:01] Dimple
You give up yet?
[18:07] Dimple
Godly Throw!
[18:13] Dimple
Godly...
[18:15] Dimple
Sandbag!
[18:20] Dimple
Godly Straight!
[18:29] Dimple
I'm very aware, Shigeo...
[18:32] Dimple
That this isn't enough to beat you.
[18:39] Dimple
But you should be at your limit soon...
[18:41] Dimple
The tremendous power that we sucked from him
[18:44] Dimple
is flowing into me through the Divine Tree.
[18:47] Dimple
I saw the limit of his power
when he fought Claw's boss.
[18:51] Dimple
His power isn't endless. It's finite.
[18:55] Dimple
He did almost lose to Mogami
Keiji's mental attacks, too.
[18:59] Dimple
He's not invincible!
[19:02] Dimple
I know how to defeat Kageyama
Shigeo more than any...
[19:07] Mob
That's your true form?
[19:10] Mob
That's your true identity?
You can't be serious.
[19:15] Dimple
Hmph. Don't worry.
I'll shut you up in a second!
[19:19] Dimple
I'll make you regret not
coming over to this side!
[19:23] Mob
Is that what you really think?
[19:27] Mob
Then you shouldn't be holding back.
[19:31] Mob
Your powers, your actions, your words...
[19:35] Mob
They're all fake.
[19:38] Mob
Don't try to convince me
that's the real Dimple.
[19:42] Mob
It's just...
[19:43] Mob
It doesn't suit you. I won't allow it.
I won't accept it.
[19:52] Dimple
Who the hell do you think you are?!
[19:55] Dimple
You won't accept it?!
[19:57] Dimple
Don't go casually denying the thing
I've been wanting so badly!
[20:04] Dimple
Godly Beam!
[20:18] Dimple
Sh-Shit! I used too much energy!
[20:22] Dimple
Shigeo—
[20:25] Dimple
I-I can feel his rage.
[20:31] Dimple
W-Wait, wait...
[20:34] Dimple
That bastard still... He still
has this much power left?
[20:44] Dimple
I need to finish him off
before he gets to me.
[20:49] Mob
That one was actually surprising.
[20:52] Mob
I might've almost died.
[20:54] Mob
A little more and I really
might lose all faith in you.
[21:00] Dimple
This is terrifying...
He's glaring at me with those eyes.
[21:04] Mob
I just want to know how you really
feel. Say something, Dimple.
[21:10] Dimple
Don't give me that.
[21:13] Dimple
I was trying to take advantage
of you from the start!
[21:19] Mob
I'm sad. So...
[21:23] Mob
is this goodbye, Dimple?
[21:25] Dimple
Is he coming at me?!
[21:30] Dimple
Behold my full psychic strength!
[21:32] Dimple
I'm going to end this!
[21:47] Dimple
Holy shit, that shirt is lame!
[23:26] Dimple
Man, I never could relate to you, Shigeo.
[23:29] Dimple
I should've been able to use our psychic
powers and had a better life.
[23:33] Dimple
You really did know how to piss me off.
[23:35] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 6:
SIGN Divine Tree 3
Dimple Is
[23:37] Reigen
"Divine Tree 3 Dimple Is"
E6 - Divine Tree 3 ~Dimple Is~
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[00:04] (Flashback) Teru
Nice! That looks great on you!
[00:08] (Flashback) Teru
I'm sure everyone will be
shocked when they see
[00:11] (Flashback) Teru
just how fashionable you are, Kageyama-kun!
[00:13] (Flashback) Ritsu
Nii-san... Are you gonna
go out wearing that?
[00:18] (Flashback) Ritsu
You'll let me borrow it sometime?
[00:20] (Flashback) Ritsu
Er, I'm fine, thanks...
[00:23] (Flashback) Reigen
Huh? What the hell is that shirt?
[00:26] (Flashback) Reigen
Why did you take off your jacket?
[00:27] (Flashback) Reigen
Keep it on. Your school jacket
has higher defense points.
[00:31] (Flashback) Mob
I think I might finally be popular.
[00:33] (Flashback) Ritsu
Your time's finally arrived...
[00:35] (Flashback) Teru
That's not a misunderstanding.
[00:38] (Flashback) Dimple
You've got the wrong idea.
[00:40] (Flashback) Dimple
You better realize that
before you get hurt.
[00:43] Dimple
What the... No, really. What the eff?
[00:47] Dimple
What the hell is that design?!
[00:48] Dimple
Why were you wearing that
under your uniform?
[00:50] Dimple
It's so lame that I'm starting
to worry about you.
[00:53] Dimple
Just looking at it makes me uneasy.
[00:55] Dimple
Hey, is something really bothering you?
[00:58] Dimple
Are you just not thinking?
[01:00] Dimple
Did you happen to get that
on sale for dirt cheap?
[01:04] Dimple
Or are you wearing it because you
actually thought it was cool?
[01:08] Dimple
Are you okay?
[01:11] Dimple
You have such shit tast—
[01:15] Dimple
His energy is growing...
[01:17] Dimple
Is he gonna attack me?!
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Divine Tree 3
Dimple Is
[03:04] Onlooker A
This light...
[03:06] Onlooker B
Is it the power of Psycho Helmet-sama?
[03:09] Onlooker C
What's happening inside the Divine Tree?
[03:12] Tsubomi
It's so pretty...
[03:20] Dimple
Whew, I panicked for a sec.
I thought he was finally gonna blow.
[03:27] Dimple
What's wrong all of a sudden?
Are you that shocked?
[03:31] Dimple
Did you actually like that lame shirt?
[03:34] Dimple
Oh, now he's attacking.
[03:37] Dimple
Godly Barrier!
[03:40] Dimple
What the?
[03:42] Dimple
He got blown away easier
than I thought he would.
[03:46] Dimple
No, really. What's wrong?
[03:49] Dimple
I don't feel any power from Shigeo.
[03:52] Dimple
He's totally empty and defenseless.
[03:55] Dimple
Did the Divine Tree suck his energy dry?
[03:58] Dimple
No. A moment ago, Shigeo was
releasing energy like a popped balloon.
[04:06] Dimple
Did you use up the rest of your energy?
[04:11] Dimple
On purpose? But why?
[04:15] Dimple
Did you lose all hope in me?
[04:17] Dimple
You don't feel like getting
through to me anymore?
[04:20] Dimple
You're going to let this end half-assed?
[04:22] Dimple
I even went through the trouble
of transforming into God Dimple.
[04:26] Dimple
Hey! Hello?
[04:29] Dimple
You sleeping, Shigeo?
What are you trying to do?
[04:32] Dimple
I thought you didn't want
to accept what I'm doing!
[04:35] Dimple
Now that I have godly powers,
[04:38] Dimple
how the hell are you gonna fight me
without your psychic powers?
[04:48] Dimple
Standing before you is a powerful enemy
unlike any you've faced before.
[04:52] Dimple
At this rate, it's all going to be over
with a little prick from my finger!
[04:56] Dimple
Hello?!
[04:57] Mob
You're right. But you
won't actually do that.
[05:01] Mob
I understand now.
[05:02] Mob
When I talk to you, having powers
is just going to get in the way.
[05:07] Mob
Now, we can finally talk.
[05:14] Mob
See?
[05:16] Mob
I knew I could trust you, Dimple.
[05:19] Dimple
Huh?
SIGN Trust
[05:21] Dimple
Trust?
[05:23] Dimple
Trust...?
[05:25] Dimple
Why?
[05:27] Mob
Because you gave me your honest
opinion about this shirt.
[05:32] Mob
Dimple, you're just Dimple.
[05:34] Dimple
Wait, wait, wait. None of this makes sense.
[05:37] Dimple
You don't like how I'm doing things, right?
[05:40] Dimple
You okay with leaving me like this?
[05:43] Dimple
I'm... a dangerous evil spirit!
[05:48] Mob
You're not dangerous, Dimple.
[05:50] Mob
I figured it out.
[05:51] Dimple
Huh?
[05:53] Mob
You just got carried away.
[05:55] Mob
I think everyone goes through
something like that.
[06:00] Mob
Master Reigen mentioned that, too.
[06:03] Dimple
That's not true.
[06:04] Dimple
This confidence that I have is backed up
with a bunch of hard work.
[06:08] Dimple
Don't compare me with some randos
that just get carried away.
[06:13] Mob
I got carried away, too.
[06:16] Mob
So... I get it.
[06:18] Dimple
Huh? Er, no, you're actually
way too modest, usually...
[06:22] Mob
No.
[06:24] Mob
I really did get carried away.
[06:26] Mob
I'm sorry.
[06:29] Dimple
What do you mean, "sorry"?
[06:31] Dimple
You're not trying to win me over now
with this half-assed attempt, are you?
[06:36] Mob
Back then, I'd gotten carried away and
didn't listen to what you had to say.
[06:42] (Flashback) Mob
Why don't you give
your schemes a rest already?
[06:44] Mob
We should've talked
everything out back then.
[06:48] Mob
But I was so worried about
if I was popular or not
[06:52] Mob
that I lost sight of what
was way more important.
[06:55] Mob
I'm sorry, Dimple.
[06:58] Mob
When it felt like you could finally do
what you always wanted to do...
[07:02] Mob
finally get what you always longed for...
[07:04] Mob
You invited me.
[07:07] Mob
You clearly could've pulled
this off on your own,
[07:11] Mob
but you still invited me to join you.
[07:14] Mob
And that...
[07:15] Mob
was the most important part.
[07:18] Mob
This wasn't some scheme.
[07:20] Mob
You just wanted to do what
you've always wanted to do...
[07:23] Mob
with me.
[07:26] Mob
You trusted me before I ever trusted you.
[07:32] Mob
So thank you.
[07:33] Dimple
Hey, stop that.
[07:36] Dimple
Don't you go making up how I feel.
[07:39] Dimple
It's so gross that I'm
starting to get goosebumps.
[07:44] Dimple
Something felt off.
[07:46] Dimple
Something just didn't feel right.
[07:50] Dimple
I finally got all of these followers,
and I pretty much had no obstacles.
[07:55] Dimple
I could finally have a world
where I'm at the center.
[07:58] Dimple
I basically became a god,
just like I planned...
[08:03] Dimple
but somehow, it's no fun at all.
[08:06] Dimple
There's so much I just couldn't
understand with this guy.
[08:09] Dimple
Like why he didn't use his
psychic powers in his everyday life.
[08:13] Dimple
Or why he never went along
with my awesome ideas...
[08:16] Dimple
The fact that he could never
fully commit really annoyed me, too.
[08:20] Dimple
The only thing was... His desire to
make the girl he likes notice him...
[08:25] Dimple
I felt like that was something
I could somewhat relate to.
[08:31] Dimple
I want people to acknowledge me.
[08:32] Dimple
To know I exist.
[08:35] Dimple
After what happened with (LOL),
[08:37] Dimple
he noticed me, even though I was a ghost.
[08:41] Dimple
He didn't fear me. He didn't shun me.
[08:43] Dimple
In the end, he accepted me.
[08:46] Dimple
Back then, I thought
I could use this guy...
[08:50] Dimple
But besides that, I felt
something tensed up in my heart
[08:54] Dimple
slowly start to unravel.
[08:56] Dimple
Being with Shigeo, who has such little desire,
[08:59] Dimple
made me lose sight of my goal, too?
[09:02] Dimple
Wait, no. That's BS!
[09:05] Dimple
I'm going to lose my reason for being!
[09:08] Dimple
No, things are just getting started!
[09:10] Dimple
I...
[09:12] Dimple
still have so much that I want
to do! I have ambitions!
[09:15] Mob
Yeah, I know...
[09:18] Mob
I'll hear you out.
About everything you want to do...
[09:22] Mob
As your friend.
[09:27] Dimple
Hah.
[09:31] Dimple
Yeah... God and followers don't matter.
[09:36] Dimple
I never realized this until now,
[09:38] Dimple
but all I ever wanted...
[09:41] Dimple
was a friend.
[09:44] Dimple
Shigeo... You're truly amazing.
[09:50] Dimple
Yeah, I'm done.
[09:52] Dimple
I'm going to stop messing
with everyone's minds.
[09:54] Dimple
I'm going to erase all memories of
the fake Psycho Helmet I created.
[09:59] Dimple
Then everyone will return to normal.
[10:01] Dimple
If the source of what's feeding
that worship energy disappears,
[10:04] Dimple
my godly powers will go away.
[10:07] Dimple
I'll return to normal, as well.
[10:11] Mob
Are you sure you're okay with this?
[10:12] Dimple
Wha?!
[10:13] Mob
Wasn't becoming a god your dream?
[10:16] Dimple
I'm giving that up because you kept coming
at me with "this is probably bad" logic!
[10:22] Mob
I see. You're right.
[10:34] Dimple
Let's go home.
[10:35] Mob
Yeah.
[10:39] Dimple
H-Hey, what's wrong, Shigeo?
[10:42] Mob
It looks like I exerted too much power...
[10:44] Dimple
Well, of course this would happen, then!
[10:48] Dimple
Damn it... Why are you so awkward?
[10:53] Dimple
Fine.
[10:55] Dimple
Here.
[11:07] Dimple
You were basically like this every day when
you first joined the Body Improvement Club.
[11:14] Mob
How long are you going to look like that?
[11:17] Dimple
It'll probably take about a week for me
to naturally lose my godly powers.
[11:23] Mob
Actually, could you come back to my place
[11:26] Mob
in about a week, then?
[11:28] Dimple
You sure don't hold back sometimes, kid.
[11:32] Mob
Oh, yeah. We need to do something
about this broccoli.
[11:37] Dimple
So how were you planning to get rid of it?
[11:40] Mob
Lift it up with my telekinesis
and drop it into the ocean.
[11:43] Dimple
Huh? There's no way you could possibly...
[11:46] Dimple
Actually, the reason you terrify me is because
I can't finish that sentence with conviction.
[11:52] Mob
This is such a fine broccoli.
[11:55] Mob
It could've been an amazing tourist spot.
[11:58] Mob
I feel a little bad,
but we don't have much choice.
[12:02] Dimple
People tend to get enamored by
anything mystical or overwhelming.
[12:07] Dimple
This broccoli will probably be in the
back of people's minds for a while.
[12:14] Mob
I'm starting...
[12:17] Mob
to get really sleepy.
[12:20] Mob
Can you wake me up when we get back home?
[12:22] Dimple
I ain't your servant, damn it!
Who the hell do you think I am?
[12:28] Dimple
Tch.
[12:29] Dimple
Don't you dare drool on me.
[12:32] Dimple
I did say, "Let's go home,"
[12:34] Dimple
but the truth is I don't actually
have anywhere to go home to.
[12:38] Dimple
Now I've lost my goal, too.
I wonder what I should do.
[12:43] Psycho Helmet
Hey.
[12:50] Dimple
What?
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[12:59] Dimple
Psycho Helmet...
[13:01] Dimple
But I'm not controlling
the Divine Tree anymore.
[13:05] Dimple
Wh-Who the hell are you?
[13:09] Dimple
Wait... I have a bad feeling about this.
[13:15] Dimple
The Divine Tree basically sucked up my
feelings along with all of the believers'
[13:19] Dimple
and has now gained consciousness.
[13:22] Dimple
If it's already gained a personality
called Psycho Helmet
[13:26] Dimple
and was patiently waiting to steal the
authority over this incredible amount of energy
[13:30] Dimple
that's lost control...
[13:40] Psycho Helmet
Leave that...
[13:42] Psycho Helmet
behind.
[13:44] Psycho Helmet
He's sustenance.
[13:46] Dimple
Shigeo! Wake up right now!
[13:47] Dimple
We've got some real trouble on our hands!
[13:52] Dimple
Seriously?!
[13:54] Dimple
Wake up, Shigeo!
[13:55] Dimple
Now's really not the time to be sleeping!
[13:58] Dimple
It's no use... He won't wake up.
[14:09] Dimple
Godly Beam!
[14:24] Dimple
You bastards! Give Shigeo back, damn it!
[14:40] Dimple
Wait right here.
[14:49] Psychos
Hand him over... Hand him over...
[15:12] Psycho Helmet
Hand him over.
[15:18] Dimple
Hup!
[15:45] Dimple
What the...
[15:48] Psycho
Hand him over... Hand him over...
[15:56] Dimple
It's sucking up...
[15:58] Dimple
all of my powers?!
[16:07] Dimple
Godly Beam!
[16:50] Psycho Helmet
Hand him over...
[18:07] Dimple
Hey, you're awake.
[18:10] Dimple
Can you move now?
[18:12] Mob
Not yet... I can't move at all.
I can't really see, either.
[18:17] Dimple
Understood.
[18:19] Mob
I think I heard something really loud.
Did something happen?
[18:23] Dimple
Nah, nothing. You probably dreamt it.
[18:26] Mob
We're still not home yet?
[18:28] Dimple
Not yet. I took a little break.
[18:31] Dimple
I'm pretty exhausted myself.
[18:33] Mob
I see...
[18:35] Dimple
Shigeo, this is the first time I've ever
used such an enormous amount of power.
[18:41] Dimple
You basically lived your life holding
in all this psychic power.
[18:48] Dimple
I think I finally understand
just how amazing that is.
[18:53] Dimple
Getting carried away because you were getting
noticed by girls is adorable in comparison.
[18:58] Dimple
It's only natural to get carried away
when you have this much power.
[19:02] Dimple
It's only natural to let this
power get to your head...
[19:05] Dimple
And yet, you...
[19:11] Dimple
You're a man. You're gonna be big.
[19:15] Dimple
My brainwashing would actually
work on Shigeo right now.
[19:19] Dimple
Listen carefully. These are my
first and final orders to you.
[19:24] Dimple
First, wake up. Stand up, Shigeo.
[19:29] Mob
I don't have any strength left in my legs.
My arms won't move, either.
[19:33] Dimple
I know your body's wrecked, but stand up.
[19:37] Dimple
Even if you can't stand, you need to do it.
[19:41] Dimple
And you need to walk with
your own two feet.
[19:45] Dimple
Go.
[19:47] Mob
What about you, Dimple?
[19:48] Dimple
I have somewhere I need to stop by.
[19:51] Dimple
You go on ahead.
[19:52] Mob
Okay.
[20:26] Dimple
Take care.
[21:19] Mob
L-Let's go home.
[21:22] Mob
Everyone, let's go home.
[21:46] Ritsu
Nii-san, there's some crazy
news on TV right now,
[21:49] Ritsu
but it's not you, right?
[21:52] Announcer
Just look at this! This was
footage that was just filmed.
[21:57] Announcer
The giant plant called the Divine Tree,
which appeared out of nowhere,
[22:00] Announcer
is floating and is ascending
into the atmosphere.
[22:03] Announcer
What in the world is going on?
[22:07] Ritsu
I don't know who's responsible,
but why would they do this?
[22:11] Ritsu
How strange...
[22:13] Ritsu
Oh, speaking of strange, my memories
from this evening are a bit hazy.
[22:18] Ritsu
Is that happening to you, too, Nii-san?
[22:23] Mob
I can't remember either.
I don't even know how I got home.
[22:28] Ritsu
You, too?
[22:30] Ritsu
It might have been group hypnosis, then...
[22:34] Ritsu
Anything suspicious like this
is Dimple's area of expertise.
[22:38] Ritsu
I'll ask him the next time I see him.
[22:42] Ritsu
Nii-san? Are you okay?
[22:44] Mob
Yeah. But I just want
to lie down for a bit.
[22:57] Mob
I can't remember.
[23:01] Mob
I can't remember, but...
[23:08] Mob
Dimple, thank you...
[23:11] Mob
You were my friend, Dimple.
[23:26] Reigen
Um, I'm sorry, what?
[23:27] Reigen
Going up to the summit of Mt.
Mud Boat to summon UFOs?
[23:31] Reigen
And I'm supposed to drive you?
[23:31] Reigen
You can't be serious!
[23:33] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 7:
[23:35] Reigen
"Transmission 1 Winter Break."
[23:37] Reigen
Home video? Yes, indeed,
that is a wise decision.
SIGN Transmission 1
Winter Break
E7 - Transmission 1 ~Winter Break~
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[00:01] Tome's Teacher
Once the new year begins,
[00:02] Tome's Teacher
entrance exams for some
private schools will start.
[00:06] Tome's Teacher
Make sure you study as hard
as you can till the end.
[00:09] Tome's Teacher
Winter break is next week.
[00:12] Tome
Huh?
[00:13] Tome
It's almost graduation?!
[00:15] Tome
Th-There's no time!
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[00:20] Inukawa
So what's this important thing
you wanted to talk about?
SIGN You can do it if you don't give up
[00:22] Tome
Listen well. Kijibayashi and I will
be graduating in three months.
[00:27] Tome
That'll leave just you two,
Inukawa and Saruta.
[00:30] Tome
The Telepathy Club will probably
dissolve on its own.
[00:34] Tome
Don't you find that sad?
[00:36] Inukawa
What's there to be sad about?
[00:38] Tome
Huh?
[00:39] Tome
I mean, at this rate, you're not
going to make any memories!
[00:42] Tome
Just think back on our time together!
SIGN Potato Chips
[00:46] Inukawa
But we have plenty of memories!
[00:48] Inukawa
We ate snacks, lazed around as we chatted...
[00:51] Saruta
We played cards, games...
[00:53] Tome
No, wait. That's not what
I'm talking about.
[00:56] Inukawa; Saruta; Kijibayashi
Huh?
[00:57] Tome
Huh?
[01:08] Saruta
Wait, why are you crying?
[01:11] Inukawa
Does your stomach hurt?
[01:13] Kijibayashi
Entrance exams already looking bleak?
I guess that goes for me, too...
[01:17] Tome
We've made no real strides
in our telepathy research!
[01:20] Tome
This is the only chance we have!
[01:22] Kijibayashi
Is this really something to cry about?
[01:23] Inukawa
J-Just stick with it in high school?
[01:26] Saruta
Prez, you were serious about wanting
to communicate with aliens?
[01:31] Tome
Of course I was serious.
[01:33] Tome
And I'll continue it as a hobby, but...
[01:38] Tome
This is the only time
I'm going to be with all of you.
SIGN Lower half made of steel!!
SIGN Push-ups 30 x 5
[01:41] Tome
You're the only dummies who'd aim for
such a strange goal together with me.
[01:47] Tome
This place was really special to me!
[01:52] Tome
Well? How do you all feel?
[01:55] Kijibayashi
How do I... Well, Inukawa?
[01:58] Inukawa
Huh?! Well, you know...
[02:00] Inukawa
We should hear from the youngest guy first.
[02:02] Saruta
Er, um... So, telepathy...
[02:05] Saruta
I'm sorry, what's the goal again?
[02:16] Inukawa
Dang, talk about lung capacity.
[02:25] Tome
Thanks for everything, boys.
[02:28] Tome
I'm officially disbanding
the Telepathy Club.
[02:31] Tome
I guess it was pretty fun.
[02:37] Saruta
Wait. Is she really disbanding it?
[02:41] Kijibayashi
Kurata might've been way more serious
about this than we thought.
[02:49] Inukawa
Should we try reading
all the books in here?
SIGN Ancient Aliens
SIGN Ancient Aliens
SIGN Ancient Aliens
SIGN The Mystery of Aliens
SIGN Signals from the Sky
SIGN Explaining UFOs
SIGN The Principles of UFOs
SIGN Pursuing the Mysterious Aliens
SIGN Telepathic Communication
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Transmission 1
Winter Break
[04:35] Ritsu
Nii-san.
[04:37] Ritsu
You've got some guests.
They said they'd wait outside.
[04:41] Mob
Huh? I wonder who it is.
[04:44] Mob
It seems pretty cold outside.
[04:47] Ritsu
You okay?
[04:48] Mob
Hm? What do you mean?
[04:50] Ritsu
It's been over a month since
Dimple stopped showing up around here.
[04:54] Ritsu
Are you still thinking about that?
[04:55] Mob
Nah. I was just spacing out.
[04:59] Ritsu
I see.
[05:03] Mob
Huh?
[05:04] Mob
What are you all doing here?
[05:06] Inukawa
Mob! Why weren't you
answering your phone?
[05:10] Inukawa
I called you so many times!
[05:12] Mob
Sorry, I didn't even notice.
Did you need something?
[05:16] Inukawa
Please! Can you use your
powers to use telepathy?
[05:20] Mob
Huh?
[05:21] Inukawa
We thought we understood, but we didn't!
[05:24] Inukawa
We weren't taking our youth seriously!
[05:26] Mob
Inukawa-kun, calm down.
[05:29] Mob
What do you mean?
[05:32] Mob
I see. So Tome-san quit.
[05:36] Ritsu
It's actually probably a good idea to
prioritize entrance exams anyway...
[05:40] Mob
But I can't use telepathy.
[05:43] Inukawa
Come on, please!
[05:45] Ritsu
Um, I know some people
who can use telepathy.
[05:48] Mob; Saruta; Inukawa; Kijibayashi
Huh?
[05:52] Daichi
If you want to communicate something
towards Space, we can't help you out.
SIGN Shiratori Daichi
SIGN Shiratori Kaito
[05:55] Kaito
Our telepathy only works between us.
[05:59] Ritsu
I see.
[06:00] Kijibayashi
Of course it wouldn't work out so easily.
[06:04] Kaito
However...
[06:05] Kaito
If you can get someone
more powerful to help,
[06:08] Kaito
we might be able to find
other telepathists.
[06:11] Daichi
Yeah. If there's someone who can
receive our telepathy, at least.
[06:16] Inukawa; kijibayashi; Saruta
Huh?
[06:18] Kaito
Even if we can't send specific messages,
[06:21] Kaito
we can spread some noise around.
[06:25] Inukawa
Noise?
[06:26] Daiichi
It's an unsettling noise that
only telepathists can pick up.
[06:30] Kijibayashi
Huh... So like ringing in your ears?
[06:33] Ritsu
So you're gonna summon them to you?
[06:34] Kaito
Yes. It depends on who happens
to hear that noise...
[06:38] Kaito
But if we keep persistently
sending out this noise,
[06:41] Kaito
someone might try to get
closer to its source.
[06:44] Kijibayashi
You mean a complete stranger?
[06:47] Inukawa
Isn't that pretty scary?
[06:48] Saruta
B-But we don't really
have any other choice.
[06:52] Ritsu
What do you want to do, Nii-san?
[06:55] Mob
This is for Tome-san, right? Let's do it.
[06:58] Mob
What should I do to help?
[07:00] Inukawa; Kijibayashi; Saruta
He's so dependable.
[07:03] Inukawa
It's cold out here, so why don't we
hold a meeting in the club room?
[07:12] Daichi
Right now, thanks to the
training with Teru-san...
[07:16] Daichi
If we concentrate real hard, we can
communicate up to three kilometers apart.
[07:20] Kaito
The other day,
[07:21] Kaito
he sent me a message asking me to buy some
natto on my way home from cram school.
[07:25] Ritsu
Or you could just use a cellphone
instead of trying so hard?
[07:28] Kaito
But if we're trying to emit
noise in all directions,
[07:30] Kaito
the radius is probably around 500 meters.
[07:33] Inukawa
It goes down that much?
[07:35] Daichi
If Kageyama-kun uses his powers
to amplify our output,
[07:40] Daichi
the range for the noise will probably
increase two or three times.
[07:43] Inukawa
Whoa, that's awesome!
[07:46] Inukawa
Wait, the younger Kageyama
is also a psychic?
[07:49] Ritsu
It's probably better if
Nii-san does it than me.
[07:52] Mob
I'll give it a try. I'll try to make
the area as wide as possible.
[07:56] Daichi
I'm glad you invited us to
this really fun experiment.
[08:00] Daichi
We can finally pay you back, Kageyama-kun.
[08:03] Daichi
Okay, let's give it a try, Kaito.
[08:06] Kaito
Yeah. Let's give it all we've got, Nii-san.
[08:12] Daichi
We are currently emitting the noise.
[08:15] Inukawa
We can't hear anything, but...
We're counting on you, Mob!
[08:25] Mob
I'm going to send my powers to you both.
[08:27] Kaito
Please.
[08:37] Daichi
Th-This is amazing!
[08:39] Ritsu
Even I can slightly hear it now.
[08:44] Kaito
My head feels like it's going to burst...
[08:46] Mob
I can do a little more, but it
looks like I probably shouldn't.
[08:50] Daichi
It's fine. This is manageable, just barely.
[08:53] Ritsu
You don't need to push
yourselves that much!
[08:55] Kaito
But this is the only way!
[08:57] Daichi
Go for it!
[09:03] Kijibayashi
Whoa... I'm starting to get goosebumps.
[09:05] Inukawa
S-So am I.
[09:06] Saruta
This isn't going to affect our bodies, is—
[09:09] Inukawa
Who's there?!
[09:11] Takenaka
Wow, what a surprise.
What are you guys doing here?
[09:16] Inukawa
Oh, it's just Takenaka.
[09:18] Mob
Who's that?
[09:19] Inukawa
A former member of the Telepathy Club.
SIGN Telepathy Club
[09:22] Inukawa
The Telepathy Club shut down
because Takenaka left.
[09:26] Inukawa
Why'd you come back here now?
Aren't you in the Tennis Club?
[09:30] Takenaka
Yeah... We've got club even
during winter break.
[09:34] Takenaka
We've been forced to run laps outside
in this miserably cold weather.
[09:39] Inukawa
Why are you complaining about
the most basic thing?
[09:42] Takenaka
That's why I snuck away
when I found a chance.
[09:45] Takenaka
I thought I'd kill some time in here.
[09:48] Inukawa
I guess you really are one of us.
[09:53] Takenaka
So what are you guys up to?
[09:55] Inukawa
We're looking for telepathists.
These guys are psychics.
[09:59] Takenaka
Wha?
[10:00] Takenaka
Seriously?
[10:02] Takenaka
You guys are still going
on about that stuff?
[10:05] Takenaka
Yikes, man. This is exactly why
people say the Telepathy Club
[10:09] Takenaka
is full of weirdos and creepy people.
[10:11] Takekana
Would you guys wake up already?
[10:13] Inukawa
Lay off, man.
We just got serious about this.
[10:18] Kijibayashi
If you're gonna get in our way, leave.
[10:20] Takenaka
Yeah, sure, whatever.
[10:21] Takenaka
I'll leave as soon as I warm up a bit.
[10:26] Kaito
Okay, let's try one more time.
[10:28] Daichi
I think that last round went pretty well.
[10:31] Mob
Yeah. If we keep trying this
throughout winter break,
[10:33] Mob
a real telepathist might come by!
[10:37] Daichi and Kaito
Ready, and...
[10:42] Takenaka
Hey, you self-proclaimed psychics.
[10:45] Takenaka
What are you doing, and why so serious?
[10:54] Takenaka
Aren't you embarrassed?
[10:59] Daichi
A bit stronger...
[11:01] Mob
One more push...
[11:05] Ritsu
Now my head's starting to hurt, too.
[11:11] Takenaka
Will you guys knock it off?
[11:13] Kijibayashi
What's the matter, Takenaka?
You look a bit pale.
[11:17] Inukawa
Do you have a fever?
[11:30] Takenaka
Damn it, knock that shit off!
[11:36] Takenaka
Would you stop it...
[11:39] Takenaka
with that noise already?
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[11:50] Takenaka
I first found out I was different
when I was five.
[11:54] Takenaka
No one else noticed that what
my kindergarten teacher
SIGN Cherry Blossom Group
[11:58] Takenaka
was saying out loud and in
her mind were different.
[12:02] Takenaka
And when I guessed what my
dad was really thinking,
[12:05] Takenaka
my mom burst into tears, and I figured out
it was something I wasn't supposed to do.
[12:13] Takenaka
I can hear other people's thoughts,
even if I don't want to.
[12:16] Takenaka
The older I got, the louder it grew
and the larger an area I was attuned to.
SIGN Body Improvement!!
[12:22] Takenaka
It truly became unbearable.
SIGN Monthly Muscle
[12:24] Takenaka
I think it was when I was
in about third grade...
[12:27] Takenaka
that I was able to willingly
project my thoughts.
[12:31] (Flashback) Boy B
No fair...
[12:32] (Flashback) Boy A
You always have snacks with you.
[12:35] (Flashback) Boy C
I have plenty more at home,
so I'll bring you guys some.
[12:39] Boy B
Really? Then I want some crackly gum.
[12:41] Boy C
I need to go shoplift again.
[12:42] Boy A
I want some Super-Sour Potato Chips.
[12:45] Takenaka
Are you stupid? You're gonna get arrested.
[12:47] (Flashback) Boy C
Huh? Wha?
[12:49] (Flashback) Boy B
What's wrong?
[12:50] Takenaka
Go return those to the shop!
[12:52] (Flashback) Boy C
Y-Yes, sir!
[12:56] Takenaka
Ever since then...
[12:57] Takenaka
In order to relieve some stress,
[12:59] Takenaka
I'd attack someone every day
by yelling at them.
[13:05] Inukawa
Th-That's how you lived your life?
[13:09] Takenaka
I don't do it anymore, Inukawa.
[13:12] Kijibayashi
What's wrong?
[13:13] Inukawa
You said that directly in my head?
[13:16] Takenaka
Kijibayashi-senpai, Saruta.
[13:20] Kijibayashi
Seriously?
[13:23] Kijibayashi
This dude's scary...
Telepathists are not normal.
[13:27] Takenaka
Right?
[13:29] Takenaka
It's true. I'm abnormal.
[13:32] Takenaka
But you don't need to worry.
[13:33] Takenaka
I figured out a way to shut
out everyone's thoughts.
[13:37] Takenaka
I'm done hearing other people's voices.
I'm honestly sick of it.
[13:41] Takenaka
That's why I always wear earplugs.
[13:44] Takenaka
I've sealed away these powers.
[13:47] Takenaka
And yet, I end up hearing
that super-loud noise...
[13:51] Inukawa
Ah... Whoops, our bad.
[13:55] Inukawa
We're looking for a telepathist.
Would you help us out?
[13:58] Takenaka
Why now? You guys were never
interested in telepathy.
[14:03] Inukawa
No, we're really serious about this!
[14:05] Inukawa
You can tell if you hear
our thoughts, right?
[14:08] Takenaka
I don't want any more bad
experiences with telepathy.
[14:12] Takenaka
I don't plan on removing my earplugs.
[14:14] Takenaka
Ask someone else.
[14:17] Mob
You're looking for a kindred spirit, right?
[14:20] Takenaka
Huh?
[14:21] Mob
The reason you joined the club was
because you thought you might find
[14:25] Mob
someone else like you, right?
[14:29] Takenaka
Yeah, that's right.
[14:31] Takenaka
But it wasn't what I was looking for.
[14:33] Takenaka
It was just a club for people
obsessed with the occult.
SIGN Telepathy Club
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[14:36] Takenaka
And because of that, my hopes
of finding someone else like me
[14:40] Takenaka
basically faded away.
[14:44] Takenaka
I have no intention of letting you guys
use me for the sake of making memories.
[14:48] Mob
Use you? If you really think
that's how it's going to end up,
[14:52] Mob
you don't have to cooperate.
[14:54] Mob
If you have no interest at all, that is.
[14:57] Takenaka
What are you getting at?
[15:00] Mob
I get sick of my own power, too,
[15:04] Mob
but it's a part of me
that I can't get rid of, even if I try.
[15:08] Mob
I think if there's someone
looking for that power,
[15:10] Mob
it might be fun to accept
them every once in a while.
[15:15] Takenaka
Who the hell do you think you are?
Like you know how I feel.
[15:19] Mob
This is how I feel, though.
[15:28] Takenaka
W-Well, I can't stand the thought of
you guys emitting that noise again,
[15:33] Takenaka
so I guess I'll help you out just this once.
[15:37] Inukawa
Yeah! You're a lifesaver, Takenaka.
[15:40] Kaito and Daichi
Thank goodness.
[15:43] Ritsu
Takenaka-senpai.
[15:46] Ritsu
Did you read my brother's mind?
[15:49] Takenaka
You're his little brother, huh?
[15:51] Takenaka
Who knows?
[15:53] Takenaka
You have some complex about not being
on the same wavelength as your brother?
[15:56] Ritsu
Is that what I'm saying in my mind?!
[15:59] Takenaka
I just randomly said it.
[16:01] Takenaka
Even with these earplugs in,
[16:02] Takenaka
I get the gist just by
looking at someone's eyes.
[16:05] Takenaka
I want to keep things like that special.
[16:10] Takenaka
So, what do you want me to do?
SIGN Telepathy Club
SIGN Improvement Club
SIGN Hideaway Café
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[16:16] Reigen
Here you go.
[16:17] Reigen
This is some purified kelp tea we just
started doing online orders for.
[16:21] Reigen
It gets pretty dry in the winter because
of that spiritual... you know.
[16:24] Reigen
Please make sure to stay hydrated.
[16:26] Reigen
If you don't have enough water in your
body, your circulation gets bad,
[16:30] Reigen
and an evil spirit that causes
fatigue and grogginess,
[16:33] Reigen
like you're feeling right now, shows up.
[16:35] Client A
Huh...
[16:37] Client A
Thank you very much!
[16:39] Client A
I'll be looking forward to our
next appointment, Reigen-sensei!
[16:45] Reigen
Whew... My body's feeling
pretty heavy, too.
[16:48] Reigen
I seriously don't feel like doing
anything when it gets this cold.
SIGN Reception
[16:52] Reigen
What are you doing?
[16:53] Serizawa
My homework. I need to finish
during winter break.
[16:57] Reigen
Winter break, eh?
[16:59] Reigen
Man, must be nice to have things
to look forward to as a student.
[17:02] Reigen
Hey, wanna go for some drinks?
[17:05] Serizawa
I'm sorry. My friends from school and I
are having a year-end party today.
[17:10] Reigen
I see...
[17:14] Reigen
Hey, Mob. What's up?
[17:17] Reigen
New Year's Eve plans?
I've got nothing booked yet.
[17:20] Reigen
You going on a first shrine
visit or something?
[17:23] Reigen
What?
[17:24] Reigen
Mt. Mud Boat? UFOs?
[17:28] Reigen
Okay, fine. Jeez.
[17:35] Reigen
I guess I'm gonna see the year out looking for UFOs.
[17:38] Reigen
Those little brats really just called me
to get a rental car for them.
[17:43] Reigen
Damn it. Why am I gonna be
babysitting on New Year's Eve?
SIGN Huge Year-End Exorcism
Blowout Sale
For a limited time
Ring in the New Year with
a smile with our bargain courses
Leave it to Reigen Arataka!!
Our bargain year-end plans come
with a coupon for the New Year
[17:48] Serizawa
I'm happy for you, Reigen-san.
[17:51] Tome
Huh? Mt. Mud Boat?
[17:54] Tome
No, I'm not going.
[17:55] Tome
I've got a cram school camp
during winter break.
[17:58] Tome
The Telepathy Club is done now,
so if you want to go, do it on your own.
[18:05] Kijibayashi
She said she won't go.
[18:06] Inukawa
Seriously, President Kurata?
[18:09] Saruta
I guess we're just gonna have to keep
bugging her until New Year's Eve.
[18:12] Saruta
I'm sure she'll say yes.
[18:15] Narrator
However, President Kurata stopped
answering her phone after that.
SIGN 12/31
[18:23] Narrator
And then, New Year's Eve arrived.
[18:28] Reigen
Man, I slept great.
[18:31] Reigen
I woke up naturally.
[18:35] Reigen
Huh?
[18:36] Reigen
It's out of batteries!
You've gotta be shitting me!
[18:39] Reigen
I always tell Mob how important
it is to be punctual!
[18:45] Mob
Huh? Tome-san can't come?
[18:48] Kijibayashi
We haven't been able to get a hold of her.
[18:51] Saruta
But she'll be really happy if we
can show her a picture of a UFO.
[18:54] Mob
Yeah.
[18:56] Mob
Then we should actually find one.
[19:04] Mob
She's right there...
[19:05] Inukawa
Earlier than any of us...
[19:07] Inukawa
What are you doing here, President Kurata?
[19:10] Kijibayashi
What about your camp?
[19:11] Tome
I totally bailed on it.
[19:14] Tome
What? I'm not allowed to go now?
[19:17] Inukawa
No... Just, why didn't
you answer your phone?
[19:20] Tome
Oh? My phone was broken
and I didn't notice.
[19:24] Inukawa
What the hell?
[19:26] Tome
So? Where's this telepathist that
you boys supposedly found?
[19:30] Inukawa
Oh, does she not know yet?
[19:32] Kijibayashi
Yeah, I figured she wouldn't
come if we told her.
[19:34] Tome
We were supposed to meet at 9 AM, right?
[19:37] Inukawa
Let's wait a little longer.
[19:41] Tome
Er, they're not coming, are they?
[19:45] Inukawa
Why the hell isn't he answering?
[19:50] Inukawa
Is it really okay to make
your mentor wait this long?
[19:53] Mob
Hm... I'm not sure.
[19:55] Mob
I sent him a message about our
situation, but he hasn't replied.
[19:59] Inukawa
We might have to cancel this whole thing.
[20:03] Inukawa
You're late, Takenaka!
[20:06] Takenaka
Sorry, my bad. I overslept.
[20:08] Tome
Takenaka? What are you doing here?
[20:12] Takenaka
Sorry I'm late...
[20:15] Takenaka
President Kurata, I'm a telepathist.
[20:20] Tome
Huh?
[20:21] Tome
What? Are you messing with me?
[20:25] Inukawa
Well, anyway. We're all here now,
so let's head to the parking lot.
[20:30] Inukawa; Kijibayashi; Saruta; Takenaka
Run!
[20:31] Inukawa
Hurry, hurry! He might've gotten
mad and gone home already.
[20:36] Inukawa
He's there!
[20:38] Mob
I'm sorry that we're late, Master!
[20:41] Reigen
Oh, hey. Don't even worry about it.
[20:44] Reigen
It's New Year's Eve today,
so let's take our time.
[20:48] Narrator
He arrived just two minutes before.
[20:53] Reigen
O-O-Okay, let's get going.
[20:56] Mob
Please make sure to drive safely.
[20:59] Reigen
Don't... talk to me for a while.
[21:07] Inukawa
Why did you oversleep on
such an important day?
[21:11] Takenaka
I had a hard time falling asleep.
[21:13] Inukawa
Were you hearing too many voices again?
[21:16] Takenaka
No, I was just nervous.
[21:18] Takenaka
It's been a while since I've
done anything like this.
[21:20] Inukawa
I see.
[21:22] Inukawa
Want some gum, Prez?
[21:24] Tome
Hmph. No.
[21:26] Tome
How dare you trick me? Trying to tell
me that Takenaka's a telepathist.
[21:31] Inukawa
No, really. He's the real deal.
[21:32] Takenaka
It's fine.
[21:34] Takenaka
In the end, I'm not even sure if
I can call over a UFO, so...
[21:40] Car Navi
You are approaching your destination.
[21:43] Reigen
Hey, is this it?
[21:45] Reigen
Mt. Mud Boat...
It's gonna be pretty rocky ahead.
[21:49] Reigen
You guys better not get carsick
before we look for UFOs.
[23:25] Reigen
Carsickness, forgotten things,
and going into hysterics.
[23:27] Reigen
A lot happened, but we finally
made it to the summit.
[23:30] Reigen
Now, show them what the
Telepathy Club is made of!
[23:32] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 8:
[23:34] Reigen
"Transmission 2 Encountering."
the Unknown
[23:36] Reigen
Watching this overseas?
Of course, a wise decision.
SIGN Transmission 2
Encountering the Unknown
E8 - Transmission 2 ~Encountering the Unknown~
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[00:00] Reigen
We're almost at Mt. Mud Boat.
[00:03] Reigen
By the way, why are we here again?
[00:06] Mob
Um...
[00:07] Inukawa
This place always has a
lot of UFO sightings,
[00:11] Inukawa
and most of them seem to happen
around the same time on New Year's Eve.
[00:15] Kijibayashi
And this phenomenon apparently
occurs every seven years.
[00:20] Kijibayashi
The last time there was a
sighting was seven years ago.
[00:23] Inukawa
At least, that's what this article said.
[00:26] Reigen
Well, all this information
is rather convenient.
[00:32] Reigen
You've got this, Mob. We're almost there,
so don't go puking on me.
[00:37] Saruta
This road sure is something.
[00:39] Reigen
There's supposed to be a
hiking trail somewhere.
[00:42] Kijibayashi
Huh?
[00:43] Tome
What's wrong?
[00:44] Kijibayashi
I think we passed the sign for
the hiking trail a ways back...
[00:48] Tome
Uh, why didn't you mention that earlier?
[00:51] Kijibayashi
I just thought he was trying to take us
as far as he could with the car.
SIGN Licensed driver with little experience: 10 years
[00:56] Tome
Ugh!
[00:57] Takeuchi
We're gonna have to go in reverse until
we find enough space to make a U-turn.
[01:02] Takeuchi
It's only 1:30 PM, so there's
probably no reason to hurry.
[01:06] Tome
Yeah, says the guy who was an hour late.
[01:11] Inukawa
Hey, let's calm down.
[01:13] Inukawa
The UFO's not gonna come if we're too angry.
[01:15] Tome
Huh?
[01:16] Tome
Are you mocking me?
[01:18] Tome
And after I canceled my plans for
New Year's Eve to be here.
[01:21] Inukawa
The hell'd you just say?
SIGN The hell'd you just say?
[01:22] Inukawa
You were being all pouty,
SIGN You were being all pouty,
SIGN so we were trying to be nice
[01:25] Inukawa
so we were trying to be nice!
[01:26] Green
The hell's with that attitude?
[01:27] Inukawa
The hell's with that attitude?
[01:28] Inukawa
N-Now, now...
[01:35] Reigen
Okay, time to put this baby in reverse.
[01:39] Reigen
M-Mob!
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Transmission 2
Encountering the Unknown
[03:23] Saruta
Are you okay?
[03:25] Inuta
Thank goodness. There's reception.
[03:27] Kijibayashi
Oh, you're right.
[03:28] Reigen
All right. Let's walk back
towards the hiking trail.
[03:32] Reigen
I'll come back to get the car later.
[03:36] Takenaka
If we're going to walk, why don't we keep
going forward rather than go back?
[03:39] Reigen
Yeah, not happening.
[03:41] Reigen
Amateurs shouldn't walk the game trails
of mountains they're not familiar with.
[03:44] Reigen
I won't be able to take any responsibility
if something happens to you kids.
[03:48] Saruta
Um... Sorry, I'm gonna go take a piss.
[03:53] Reigen
Mob, you should go, too.
[03:57] Inukawa
They don't seem to be coming back.
[04:00] Tome
They aren't going number two, are they?
[04:03] Kijibayashi
Did they get lost? I'll go take a look.
[04:05] Reigen
Hold it. It's dangerous to go alone.
We'll all go together.
[04:09] Inukawa
That way?
[04:10] Tome
No, it's that way.
[04:22] Mob
Which way did we come from again?
[04:24] Saruta
We've definitely lost the path.
[04:28] Tome
And now there's no reception.
[04:31] Inukawa
Uh, we're probably gonna be
in trouble if it gets dark.
[04:34] Inukawa
Sh-Should we head back down?
[04:36] Reigen
Whenever you get lost in the mountains...
[04:38] Reigen
I've heard that it's probably safer to
head up the mountain than try to go back down.
[04:45] Reigen
If we can get to a better vantage point,
[04:47] Reigen
we should be able to find a route.
[04:49] Inukawa
Oh, I see.
[04:50] Reigen
I should've placed more obvious
markers along the way...
[04:54] Saruta
He sure seems knowledgeable,
even if he's an amateur.
[04:58] Inukawa
Oh, crap! I left the book back in the car.
[05:01] Kijibayashi
What? You're kidding.
[05:02] Saruta
The one that has the spell for
the UFO summoning ritual?!
[05:08] Tome
It's no big deal.
[05:17] Reigen
Look, it's the mountain trail.
[05:19] Inukawa
I think we might just make
it if we keep going!
[05:22] Tome
Huh? Weren't we heading back?
[05:26] Saruta
We've come this far,
so let's actually summon a UFO!
[05:30] Tome
Yeah, that's not happening. We've been
messing up left and right all day.
[05:35] Kijibayashi
Seriously, Kurata...
[05:37] Kijibayashi
Who do you think Inukawa and Saruta
painstakingly planned this all out for?
[05:41] Tome
What? Really?
[05:44] Tome
Are you seriously trying to
blame this on me right now?
[05:48] Tome
I disbanded the Telepathy Club because
all of you never tried to do anything!
[05:53] Tome
Today's no different.
[05:55] Tome
I kept wondering if I should come or not!
[05:58] Tome
Because I didn't want this
very thing to happen.
[06:01] Tome
I only came because I believed you
when you said you found a telepathist.
[06:06] Tome
And yet you had the nerve to lie to me...
[06:09] Tome
None of you have any idea how I feel
getting my earnest hopes trampled on.
[06:18] Tome
How could you?!
[06:19] Tome
How could you?!
[06:23] Reigen
Anyway, there's really no point
in arguing right now,
[06:26] Reigen
so why don't we keep on walking?
[06:28] Tome
No, I'm going home! I'm leaving!
[06:31] Tome
I'm tired! I'm not climbing any farther!
[06:35] Tome
I'll go back alone, so all
of you can keep on going.
[06:40] Mob
Tome-san.
[06:41] Mob
Let's walk together.
[06:49] Tome
Okay, fine. I just need
to keep walking, right?
[06:54] Reigen
All right, let's go.
[07:12] Reigen
Man, we're high up.
[07:14] Inukawa
We did it.
[07:15] Reigen
4:19 PM...
[07:18] Reigen
We don't have much time before
the sun's gonna set.
[07:21] Inukawa
Well... According to the documents,
the UFO usually appears around 5 PM,
[07:27] Inukawa
so let's get ready to summon it.
[07:31] Tome
Are we really doing this?
Didn't you forget the book in the car?
[07:35] Saruta
Prez, you were always reading that book.
[07:39] Saruta
You don't have the spell to
summon aliens memorized?
[07:44] Tome
Of course I don't.
[07:47] Tome
Isn't it enough that we all climbed
to the top of the mountain together?
[07:51] Tome
We've already made plenty
of memories today.
[07:54] Tome
This is a great view.
[07:58] Tome
What are you doing, Takenaka?
[08:04] Takenaka
Ahem...
[08:07] Takenaka
Doofa stootoo ayaabagayari...
[08:11] Takenaka
Prooha komo hipakaeeh...
[08:16] Takenaka
After creating an 8 with the rocks and
setting a foot in either circle,
[08:21] Takenaka
close your eyes and chant while facing
in the southwest direction...
[08:24] Takenaka
Hands should look like this.
[08:26] Takenaka
I know you remember this, Prez.
[08:30] Takenaka
I got pretty serious researching all of this
and before I knew it, it was morning.
[08:36] Inukawa
So... you weren't late because you
overslept from being too nervous?
[08:41] Takenaka
This is way too embarrassing to even say.
[08:44] Takenaka
The last thing I wanted to do was mess it
up, so I figured I'd do whatever I could.
[08:48] Tome
You were that serious about this?
[08:51] Takenaka
Yeah, I am.
[08:53] Takenaka
I decided I'd help out because these
three were so serious about all this.
[08:57] Takenaka
So could you believe us already?
[09:01] Tome
But...
[09:02] Takenaka
"Even then, I'm scared of this going wrong.
[09:06] Takenaka
It's probably better to limit this
to chasing a fantasy.
[09:11] Takenaka
Maybe all that matters in this
is whether we had fun.
[09:15] Takenaka
Because my other memories with
everyone may all end up a joke, too.
[09:21] Takenaka
We almost got lost in the mountains because
I'm forcing my delusions on them.
[09:26] Takenaka
I don't want to face reality
any more than this..." Apparently.
[09:30] Saruta
No way! We don't think you're
forcing your delusions on us.
[09:34] Inukawa
This is something we wanted to do!
[09:37] Kijibayashi
Before the Telepathy Club disbands.
[09:41] Tome
Boys...
[09:43] Tome
Then...
[09:44] Tome
Then you should've just said so earlier!
[09:47] Saruta; Inukawa; Kijibayashi
Would it kill her to be honest?
[09:49] Tome
If that's the case, we're all doing this.
[09:51] Tome
Come on, start lining up those rocks.
[09:54] All
Doofa stootoo ayaabagayari...
[09:57] All
Prooha komo hipakaeeh...
[09:59] All
Doofa stootoo ayaabagayari...
[10:02] All
Prooha komo hipakaeeh...
[10:02] Mob
Master?
[10:04] Reigen
You said you researched this
all last night, right?
[10:05] All
Doofa stootoo ayaabagayari...
[10:07] Reigen
Are you sure you didn't
find out anything else?
[10:08] All
Prooha komo hipakaeeh...
[10:10] All
Doofa stootoo ayaabagayari...
[10:10] Inukawa
Huh? Is your master a telepathist, too?
[10:13] Reigen
No, I am not a telepathist...
[10:16] Reigen
but I can read minds by observing
the subtle changes in your aura.
[10:21] Takenaka
Apparently, he's the kind
of guy that's a total liar
[10:23] Takenaka
but is good at reading people through
their actions and mannerisms.
[10:26] Tome
Well, Takenaka?
Are you hiding anything else?
[10:31] Takenaka
Well, the author of that occult book
was arrested two years ago for fraud.
[10:37] Takenaka
The research in that book has no basis.
[10:41] Takenaka
Even this ritual is completely fake.
[10:43] Inukawa
Seriously?
[10:45] Saruta
So you're saying this is pointless?
[10:47] Kijibayashi
What the hell?
[10:49] Takenaka
I-I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner.
[10:52] Takenaka
I figured there was purpose in the
Telepathy Club working together, though.
[10:56] Reigen
And you're exactly right.
[10:58] Reigen
It's always worth it to do your best.
[11:01] Reigen
All of you ended up gathering
information and took action.
[11:04] Reigen
That's pretty impressive.
[11:06] Reigen
I'm sure this whole thing will always
be a precious memory of your youth.
[11:11] Reigen
It will always remain an important
experience in your hearts.
[11:16] Reigen
And you should be proud of that.
[11:19] Tome
Y-You're right. We all did our best.
[11:22] Inukawa
Y-Yeah.
[11:24] Kijibayashi
There's no denying that we
actually did work hard.
[11:26] Saruta
I guess...
[11:27] Reigen
All right. It's getting pretty
dark, so let's head back.
[11:31] Mob
What about the UFO sightings?
Were those also fake?
[11:35] Takenaka
No, apparently those really happened.
[11:38] Mob
I see.
[11:46] Mob
Then, let's do it.
[11:47] Mob
We haven't tried everything yet.
[11:51] Mob
Let's send out a telepathic message.
[11:53] Mob
I'll give it my all, too,
so let's all try again.
[11:57] Tome
Mob-kun...
[11:59] Takenaka
Prez, do you want to try it?
[12:01] Kijibayashi
Let's do it.
[12:02] Saruta
Yeah.
[12:03] Inukawa
Come on, President Kurata.
[12:04] Tome
Boys... Thank you.
[12:35] Reigen
Don't try moving too much.
[12:38] Tome
Did you try too hard?
[12:40] Mob
I-I'll be okay. But...
[12:44] Mob
Dang it... I guess it didn't work.
[12:53] Tome
Why all the long faces?
[12:56] Inukawa
I-I mean...
[12:58] Tome
Psychics and telepathists actually exist.
[13:02] Tome
I'm sure we'll be able to
communicate with aliens someday!
[13:06] Tome
Just look at how many stars are in the sky!
[13:11] Tome
There's no reason to hurry.
[13:13] Tome
I'm having plenty of fun being
with all of you, so it's fine.
[13:20] Tome
Huh?
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Line up the rocks and
Doofa stootoo
ayaabagayari!!
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN An Unidentified
Flying Object
Actually Existed!
[13:35] Reigen
Is this for real?
[13:36] Takenaka
It actually came?
[13:38] Tome
Wai—Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
What am I supposed to do?!
[13:42] Inukawa
Y-You're the one who wanted
to meet the aliens, Prez!
[13:46] Tome
Y-Y-Yeah, b-but...
[13:49] Inukawa; Saruta; Kijibayashi
Prez! Behind you! Behind you!
[13:50] Inukawa; Saruta; Kijibayashi
S-Something's coming!
[13:52] Tome
That was quick!
[13:53] Tome
Uh, I... D-D-Do we have anything?!
Like a bug-catching net?
[13:57] Inukawa
Why are you thinking about capturing them?!
[13:59] Inukawa
Who knows what'll happen
if we make them mad?!
[14:07] Reigen
Th-This is what aliens look like?
[14:11] Tome
Thin limbs...
[14:13] Tome
Giant, developed heads...
Super-smooth skin...
[14:17] Tome
Humongous, sparkly eyes...
[14:20] Tome
There's no doubt about it.
They're the real deal!
[14:23] Reigen
They really do seem otherworldly...
[14:27] Reigen
I wonder if we can communicate with them.
[14:29] Mob
They have really pretty eyes, though.
[14:32] Takenaka
I don't sense any malice.
[14:34] Inukawa
It seems like they want to shake hands...
[14:36] Tome
Wait, with me?
[14:37] Tome
I-I'd be honored!
[14:39] Tome
I can't believe I get to greet them on
behalf of Earth before anyone else!
[14:43] Reigen
Hey, I really wouldn't!
[14:44] Reigen
You never know what kind of
germs they're carrying.
[14:47] Mob
Master...
[14:57] Inukawa
Good for you, President Kurata.
[15:07] Takenaka
Apparently, they want to show us
the inside of their spacecraft.
[15:09] Saruta
Really?!
[15:10] Inukawa
Sweet! That's awesome!
[15:12] Kijibayashi
Let's go, everyone!
[15:16] Reigen
A-Are you sure it's okay to get on?
[15:20] Mob
I'll go, too.
[15:25] Reigen
In for a penny, in for a pound, I guess...
[15:51] Tome
This really reminds me of our club room.
[15:58] Inukawa
They're, like, super friendly.
[16:02] Kijibayashi
I sorta figured they'd be kinda scary.
[16:06] Inukawa
Prez, it's always been your dream to
interact with extraterrestrial lifeforms, right?
[16:11] Inukawa
This is your chance to ask them all kinds of
things with Takenaka as your interpreter!
[16:15] Takenaka
Yeah, I think I can make it work.
[16:18] Tome
R-Right... Um... Uh...
[16:31] Tome
I can't think of anything.
[16:34] Inukawa
Oh, I know.
Why don't we play some games?
[16:37] Inukawa
I always have this thing on me.
[16:42] Tome
Nice! Let's show them how it works!
[17:22] Reigen
It's a new year...
[17:25] Reigen
All this is going on, yet all I can think
about is the turn of the year
[17:29] Reigen
and the late fees for the rental car...
[17:33] Reigen
They're blinding...
[17:39] Kijibayashi
Whoa, it's almost morning.
We should head home soon.
[17:43] Inukawa
You're right.
[17:44] Inukawa
I, at least, told my parents I was spending
the night at a friend's house, but...
[17:48] Inukawa
I mean, I guess we're all
friends now anyway.
[17:54] Takenaka
All right, let's start wrapping things up.
[18:05] Inukawa
I wonder if it's a gift.
[18:07] Tome
It's so pretty.
[18:10] Takenaka
It's a token of their friendship, apparently.
[18:17] Inukawa
They just keep staring.
[18:18] Inukawa
Maybe we should give them
something in return?
[18:22] Tome
Then, I'll give them my scarf.
[18:28] Kijibayashi
Um... Then I'll give them this notebook.
[18:32] Takenaka
Here's my watch... It's pretty cheap, but...
[18:35] Saruta
You can have my gum.
[18:37] Inukawa
Here's this gaming console from Earth.
[18:39] Mob
Hm... I don't have anything.
[18:42] Mob
Maybe I can show them some of my powers.
[18:47] Tome
They seem pretty happy with that.
[18:49] Mob
Oh, that's good.
[18:54] Tome
Uh... Why are you stripping, Reigen-san?
[18:57] Reigen
I was in a hurry this morning, so I'm
still wearing my pajamas underneath.
[19:02] Reigen
You can have this.
[19:04] Takenaka
They're very happy.
[19:05] Tome
I guess anything goes.
[19:14] Tome
Thank you so much for coming to see us.
[19:21] Tome
Well, we'll be on our way now.
Let's meet again someday!
[19:40] Reigen
Hey, the first sunrise of the year.
[19:44] Tome
I'll never forget today.
[19:47] Tome
I'm sure everyone else feels
the same... I just know it.
[19:54] Tome
Hey, wait.
[19:56] Tome
Where's Inukawa?
[20:09] Inukawa
New Year's Eve.
[20:11] Inukawa
I was taken away by a UFO.
[20:18] Inukawa
I'm going to try to convince them
to take me back to Earth.
[20:25] Inukawa
But I'm dealing with aliens.
[20:29] Inukawa
I can't communicate with them.
[20:31] Inukawa
This is probably going to be
a long, drawn-out battle.
SIGN New Year's Eve 201X
I was taken away by a UFO. I can't communicate with them because they're aliens.
They don't seem to have any ill will, though. THEY DON'T, RIGHT?!
I'm sure this is all some sort of misunderstanding. THIS IS A MISUNDERSTANDING, RIGHT?
Please let me go back to Earth. I'm going to try to convince them.
But this is probably going to be a long, drawn-out battle.
I think I'm going to keep writing down my progress in this notebook.
[20:35] Inukawa
For now, I think I'm going to keep writing
down my progress in this notebook.
[20:42] Inukawa
The next day, they all threw me a
welcome party...? Or something.
[20:48] Inukawa
I had no idea what any of this stuff is,
but in the end, I chose something and ate it.
[20:54] Inukawa
After that, my memories are a little foggy,
[20:57] Inukawa
but I think something insane happened.
[21:07] Inukawa
When I came to, I was in another unfamiliar
place, and my head was killing me.
[21:14] Inukawa
That day, I realized just how much a
little bit of gaming time would mean to me.
[21:21] Inukawa
But, more importantly, I wanted to go home.
[21:27] Inukawa
The inhabitants of this planet
have a natural enemy.
[21:30] Inukawa
It's a savage monster that
tries to eat all of their crops.
[21:37] Inukawa
Despite being such an advanced race,
[21:39] Inukawa
they'd never thought of using weapons.
[21:49] Inukawa
And so, I took care of that pest for them.
[21:53] Inukawa
It ended up being about the size
of the dog I have back home.
[22:07] Inukawa
It might be because I slew their monster,
but they treated me like a hero,
[22:11] Inukawa
so life on this planet
isn't so bad after all.
[22:21] Inukawa
I have no idea how much
time has passed now.
[22:31] Inukawa
Everyone!
[22:33] Inukawa
I have something I need to tell you!
[22:41] Narrator
On the brink of loneliness, Inukawa was
able to link his thoughts with the aliens
[22:48] Narrator
and tell them that he wanted
to go back home to Earth.
[23:01] Narrator
If you have something you want to
say, just look them in the eyes,
[23:06] Narrator
and you'll be able to get through to them.
[23:09] Narrator
Inukawa realized this, but by
the time he got back to Earth,
[23:14] Narrator
most of his memories had
become fuzzy and vague.
[23:26] Mob
What?
[23:27] Mob
You're joking, right?
[23:28] Mob
What?
[23:29] Mob
Really?
[23:31] Mob
Tsubomi-chan is... transferring?
[23:34] Mob
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 9:
SIGN Mob 1
Moving
[23:37] Mob
"Mob 1 Moving."
E9 - Mob 1 ~Moving~
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[00:01] (Flashback) Young Mob
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[00:03] (Flashback) Young Mob
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
[00:06] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
Wow, how cute.
[00:08] (Flashback) Young Mob
I can make the bar all squishy.
[00:11] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[00:17] (Flashback) Young Mob
That's the evening chime. Let's go home.
[00:19] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
That was so much fun!
[00:31] Mob
Oh... it was just a dream.
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob 1
Moving
[02:13] Students
Happy New Year!
[02:14] Students
Did you go somewhere during break?
[02:17] Students
My grandma's place.
[02:20] Ritsu
Did you finish it?
[02:21] Mob
Yeah, I did.
[02:28] Homeroom Teacher
Happy New Year.
[02:30] Homeroom Teacher
We start the third term today.
SIGN Hope
SIGN Hope
SIGN Future
SIGN Hope
SIGN Future Prospects
SIGN 2nd-Year Kageyama Shigeo
[02:32] Teacher
I'll be collecting your
homework from winter break
[02:34] Teacher
after the opening assembly today.
SIGN Basic Middle School English Drills
SIGN Middle
School
Math 2
[02:38] Teacher
You all need to get over
the winter-break slump
[02:40] Teacher
and start studying for your entrance exams.
SIGN Opening
Assembly
[02:43] Teacher
Make sure you all work hard together
while you're still classmates.
[02:45] Mob
Oh, the class shuffles.
[02:48] Mob
Maybe when I become a third-year,
I'll be in the same class as Tsubomi-chan.
[02:52] Teacher
Oh, I have one more announcement to make.
[02:55] Teacher
Takane Tsubomi-san from Class 3
will be moving next month.
[03:01] Mob
What?
[03:02] Mob
Huh? Moving...?
[03:06] Mob
Wait, what?
[03:08] Mob
This is so sudden that
my head can't keep up.
[03:11] Mob
What?
[03:12] Mob
I mean, I was planning to tell her how I
feel after entrance exam season was over.
[03:16] Mob
But... I mean... I was still
supposed to have another year...
[03:20] Mob
No, really, wait...
[03:22] Mob
I haven't... I haven't even
gotten to do anything yet.
[03:25] Mob
Nothing's... happened.
[03:30] Mob
I need to... ask her out.
[03:34] Homeroom Teacher
What's the matter, Kageyama?
Did you forget your homework?
[03:37] Mob
Uh, no...
[03:40] Inukawa
Oh, right...
[03:42] Inukawa
Mob feels a certain way about Takane-san.
SIGN I need to ask her out...
[03:46] Inukawa
But...
SIGN I need to ask her out...
[03:47] Male student A
I need to ask her out.
SIGN I need to ask her out...
SIGN I need to ask her out...
[03:48] Male student B
I need to ask her out.
[03:48] Male student C
I need to ask her out.
[03:49] Male Student D
I need to ask her out.
[03:50] Male student E
I need to ask her out.
[03:51] Inukawa
She's the top idol at this school.
[03:54] Inukawa
How are you gonna take on
all of these rivals, Mob?
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[04:03] Onigawara
A-Ask her out?!
[04:07] Mob
Yes...
[04:08] Musashi
Are you sane, Kageyama?!
[04:10] Mob
So...
[04:13] Mob
I was hoping you could tell
me your experiences,
[04:14] Mob
or how to make sure I don't upset her...
[04:16] Mob
Advice like that!
SIGN Burn that fat!
[04:18] Musashi
Experiences?
[04:21] Onigawara
Kageyama!
[04:23] Onigawara
You're the shadow leader at Salt Middle!
[04:25] Onigawara
Grow a pair! Show her what
White T Poison's made of!
[04:30] Mob
Sorry?
[04:31] Onigawara
Er, just... You know...
[04:33] Onigawara
Show her White T Poison's... uh, made of...
[04:40] Musashi
Kageyama... Take off your clothes.
[04:43] Mob
Huh? Okay.
[04:52] Mob
Ow...
[04:53] Musashi
You're developing some
excellent muscles there!
[04:56] Musashi
The experience you're looking for
has accumulated in those!
[04:59] Musashi
We're seeing the fruits of your labor!
[05:01] Musashi
I'm sure that the person you
have in mind will tell you
[05:04] Musashi
that your muscles are worthy!
[05:07] Mob
Thank you! Very much!
[05:09] Musashi
Let us also strive for new heights and train!
[05:12] Body Improvement Club
Yeah!
[05:16] Musashi
Body Improvement!
[05:18] Body improvement Club
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[05:28] Mob
Um...
[05:29] Mob
Could I get some advice
on asking her out...?
[05:32] Mob
I'd really appreciate it...
[05:33] Mob
Um...
[05:36] Takenaka
Like the Telepathy Club could actually give
you advice about asking someone out.
[05:39] Mob
Oh, good point.
[05:41] Tome
Uh, hello?!
[05:43] Takenaka
But man, I can't believe
Takane-san is moving.
[05:45] Takenaka
I've had a crush on her for a while.
[05:48] Takenaka
Maybe I'll try asking her out, too.
[05:52] Mob
Takenaka-kun, are you planning
on reading Tsubomi-chan's mind?
[05:56] Takenaka
That would never work for too long,
[05:58] Takenaka
and I don't plan on taking out my earplugs.
[06:00] Mob
But if you read a girl's mind,
you could be super popular...
[06:03] Mob
according to Tome-san.
[06:06] Takenaka
What the heck would President Kurata
know about how a girl feels?
[06:10] Tome
Okay, that's enough, you two!
[06:12] Tome
You sure are running your
mouths while I was frozen
[06:14] Tome
trying to figure out what
the heck's going on.
[06:17] Tome
You're asking her out?
[06:19] Tome
Mob-kun, are you seriously
serious about it this time?
[06:22] Mob
Yes.
[06:23] Tome
I see. All right, then.
[06:26] Tome
I'll give you a piece of very good advice.
[06:30] Tome
You should definitely change
up your hairstyle!
[06:32] Tome
I'll keep the rest of what
I want to say to myself!
[06:35] Inukawa
Sorry, we can't really offer advice,
so we'll just support you from afar.
[06:41] Kijibayashi
I wish you the best.
[06:42] Saruta
You've got this, Kageyama-senpai!
[06:45] Male Student F
U-Um, Tsubomi-chan...
[06:48] Male student F
I wanted to talk to you about
something. Is that okay?
[06:52] Male student F
I-I wuv you...
[06:53] Male student F
I wuv you, Tsubomi-chan.
Please go out with me!
[06:56] Tsubomi
I'm sorry.
[06:57] Male student F
B-But why?
[06:58] Tsubomi
Oh, do I really need to
tell you the reason?
[07:03] Tsubomi
I mean, I have absolutely
no interest in you...
[07:05] Male Student F
S-Sorry!
[07:13] Tsubomi
Jeez... There's still that many?
[07:16] Tsubomi
I don't even know most of these people.
[07:20] Tsubomi
What a pain.
[07:36] Mezato
What are you doing, Mob-kun?
[07:38] Mezato
Takane-san's not in class anymore.
[07:41] Mob
Oh! Did she go home already?!
[07:43] Mob
I see... She went home...
[07:46] Mob
Then, I guess I'll just have
to give up for today.
[07:49] Mob
Oh, well. I'll just have
to try another day...
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[07:53] Mezato
She's behind the school.
[07:55] Mob
Behind the school?
What's she doing there?
[07:58] Mezato
While you've been wasting your time here,
[08:00] Mezato
all the other boys have
been asking her out.
[08:04] Mob
Say what now?
[08:06] Mob
I-I-I better go...
[08:07] Sfx
Tup Tup Tup Tup Tup
[08:08] Mezato
If you go right now,
she's gonna reject you!
[08:11] Mezato
It's like some weird factory assembly line
that's producing a bunch of broken-hearted lads.
[08:16] Mezato
You'll just get caught up in all that,
and she'll say no to you, too.
[08:24] Mob
Mezato-san...
[08:25] Mob
Do you think I should cut my hair?
[08:28] Mezato
Huh? Wait, why your hair?
[08:30] Mob
What kind of guys do girls like?
[08:35] Mezato
He's starting to consider
more than just "work out"!
[08:38] Mezato
First, you need to be a gentleman.
[08:40] Mezato
You should always mind your manners
around all of your girl classmates.
[08:44] Mezato
Also, you need to be considerate.
[08:47] Mezato
You need to be dependable,
lend an ear to her problems,
[08:50] Mezato
and make her think she can
talk about anything.
[08:52] Mezato
If you can be that accepting,
[08:55] Mezato
you might just be able to
handle Takane-san, as well.
[08:59] Mob
I'd be able to handle her?
[09:01] Mezato
Yeah.
[09:03] Mezato
It seems as though most of the guys just
like her because of her appearance,
[09:07] Mezato
but I'm pretty sure she's
hiding how she really feels.
[09:10] Mezato
It'll be up to you to be able
to handle who she really is.
[09:14] Mezato
Though, I honestly don't know what
the big fuss is over Takane-san.
[09:18] Mob
Huh?
[09:20] Mezato
I mean, she doesn't seem
to trust anyone at all.
[09:23] Mezato
I'm pretty sure she has no
interest in other people.
[09:26] Mob
How do you know that?
[09:28] Mezato
You can tell just by seeing
how she acts every day.
[09:31] Mezato
Actually, how can you not tell?
[09:33] Mezato
You should learn to view other people from
a different angle every now and then.
[09:41] Mezato
Say, Mob-kun...
[09:42] Mezato
What exactly do you like about her?
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:49] Reigen
So... You couldn't respond
to that question,
[09:51] Reigen
you couldn't go behind the school,
and you can't fully concentrate on work.
[09:56] Reigen
Come on, now, Mob-kun.
[09:58] Reigen
Don't go bringing this
puppy love nonsense to work.
[10:01] Reigen
Of course middle schoolers fall
in love just by appearances.
[10:04] Reigen
I understand why you want to
believe you're different,
[10:07] Reigen
but in the end, men are simple creatures.
[10:11] Reigen
Am I right, Serizawa?
[10:13] Serizawa
Er, I didn't go to school, so I'm not sure.
[10:16] Reigen
You must've at least had a girl you liked.
[10:19] Serizawa
No... I can't say that there was.
[10:21] Reigen
Not even one?
[10:23] Reigen
Come on, don't be bashful at your age.
[10:27] Reigen
No, wait. Are you actually serious?
[10:30] Serizawa
I'm honestly envious that
you have someone you like.
[10:33] Serizawa
If your feelings for her don't change,
despite what anyone says...
[10:38] Serizawa
that means your feelings are true, right?
[10:41] Serizawa
Then I don't think you have to
put your reasoning into words.
[10:46] Reigen
Yes, exactly! That's exactly
what I was trying to say!
[10:50] Reigen
What's important is not what
you like about her...
[10:53] Reigen
it's if you truly like her or not!
[10:56] Reigen
If you're nervous about this,
then tell us how you really feel.
[11:02] Reigen
We'll hear you out.
[11:05] Mob
The reason that Tsubomi-chan
caught my attention so much...
[11:12] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
Mob-kun! Let's make a tunnel!
[11:15] (Flashback) Young Mob
Sure.
[11:20] (Flashback) Young Mob
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[11:25] (Flashback) Young Tsubomi
I'm bored of that.
[11:27] Mob
I'm not really sure myself.
[11:30] Mob
But I know that I like her.
I've always liked Tsubomi-chan.
[11:35] Reigen
Then there's nothing to worry about.
[11:38] Reigen
Go for broke.
[11:39] Mob
But I'm not sure what to say when
I ask her out. What should I do?
[11:44] Reigen
Well... You know.
[11:48] Reigen
First, you wanna be fresh and clean.
[11:51] Reigen
Then, remember to be sincere and faithful.
[11:53] Reigen
And don't forget to be fashionable
and be a good listener.
[11:56] Reigen
Also...
[11:57] Reigen
Make sure to smile and don't be glum.
[12:00] Reigen
And...
[12:02] Reigen
Oh, right. Setting the mood to
excite her is also important.
[12:06] Serizawa
What?! He's cheating?!
SIGN The Manual to Asking Someone Out
Be fresh and clean!!
Always be sincere and faithful!!
Listen to them!!
Smile and set the mood!!
[12:08] Reigen
And there you have it!
[12:09] Serizawa
I guess Reigen-san doesn't know, either.
[12:11] Reigen
But in the end...
Don't worry about strategy.
SIGN The Manual to Asking Someone Out
Be fresh and clean!!
Always be sincere and faithful!!
Listen to them!!
Smile and set the mood!!
[12:16] Reigen
There's no point in trying
to keep up appearances
[12:18] Reigen
with a person you want a
deep relationship with.
[12:20] Reigen
Just be yourself. Show her your true self.
[12:23] Reigen
I'm sure the last thing Tsubomi-chan wants
to hear is you asking her out using my words.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[12:28] Reigen
Just put what you're feeling into words.
[12:32] Mob
Thank you very much.
[12:33] Mob
Yes, you're right. I'll do just that.
[12:41] Serizawa
Reigen-san, I'm actually a bit
surprised you gave him that advice.
[12:44] Reigen
If this were me,
I'd probably try to be slick.
[12:49] Reigen
I mean, if they found out who I really was,
[12:52] Reigen
I'd get rejected in an instant.
[12:55] Serizawa
I guess even Reigen-san is
pessimistic about these matters.
[12:59] Serizawa
He seems really popular with our clients
who are older ladies, though...
[13:03] Reigen
However...
[13:05] Reigen
Mob is different.
[13:07] Reigen
He should follow the straight and narrow.
[13:10] Reigen
He shouldn't bother with lies.
[13:17] Reigen
You've got this, Mob.
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[13:33] Teru
What's with all the sighing, friend?
[13:36] Teru
Are you in trouble again?
[13:39] Mob
Hanazawa-kun.
[13:42] Teru
Huh. So your childhood
friend is transferring.
[13:45] Mob
Yeah.
[13:46] Mob
I haven't had the chance to
actually talk to her these past few years,
[13:49] Mob
and this was really sudden.
[13:51] Teru
So that's why you're in
a hurry to ask her out.
[13:54] Mob
Yeah.
[13:56] Mob
But this is my first time,
so it's been pretty difficult.
[13:59] Teru
It's really not something
to be that scared of.
[14:03] Mob
It must be nice being you,
Hanazawa-kun, since you're popular.
[14:05] Mob
You're nothing like me.
[14:08] Teru
What are you talking about?
[14:10] Teru
You're the one who said we
were alike in the first place.
[14:14] Teru
Go on. Relax those shoulders.
[14:17] Teru
Smile and stand proud.
[14:18] Teru
You need to be more confident!
It's not like you're doing anything bad.
[14:24] Teru
Are you thinking about
getting something for her?
[14:27] Mob
That thought hadn't even crossed my mind.
[14:29] Mob
I see... A gift, huh?
[14:33] Teru
I'm usually the one getting asked out,
[14:36] Teru
but when I get letters or homemade cookies,
it does make me pretty happy.
[14:40] Teru
I figured that might be an option.
[14:42] Mob
Homemade...
[14:45] Mob
That's not gonna work.
I only know how to make rice balls.
[14:48] Teru
Hey, you don't need to push yourself.
[14:51] Teru
There's no guarantee that it's
better to give her something.
[14:55] Teru
Actually, in your case, maybe you can get
her some flowers, even if it's a bit cliché.
[15:00] Teru
I'm sure it couldn't hurt.
[15:03] Mob
Flowers...
[15:05] Teru
Also, I'll gladly pick
out your clothes for you.
[15:09] Mob
I don't actually have enough money to
buy any clothes, so I'll pass this time.
[15:14] Mob
Thanks, though.
[15:18] Ritsu
Nii-san. About Takane-san moving...
[15:22] Mob
Oh, you already knew, Ritsu?
[15:26] Ritsu
I see.
[15:28] Ritsu
So you're also going to
ask her out, after all.
[15:31] Ritsu
The time's finally arrived.
[15:33] Mob
I'm honestly really nervous
just thinking about it.
[15:37] Mob
How is she going to respond?
[15:41] Ritsu
I'm pretty sure I remember Takane-san
saying she likes someone...
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[15:47] (Flashback) Tsubomi
Yes. The person I like is someone from
another school who I meet at cram school.
[15:51] (Flashback) Reigen
From what you've told me, the other person
is obviously interested in you as well.
[15:56] (Flashback) Reigen
If you ask them out, there's a very
good possibility they'll say yes.
[15:59] Ritsu
It's over...
[16:02] Ritsu
Anyway, I hope she doesn't
turn him down too harshly.
[16:07] Mob
Ritsu...
[16:08] Mob
He's probably more worried
about me than I am.
[16:12] Mob
I'm not sure why, but it
somehow calms me down.
[16:16] Mob
Thanks, Ritsu.
I'll give it everything I've got.
[16:19] Ritsu
Nii-san...
[16:21] Ritsu
Don't lose heart too much, okay?
SIGN Every Morning Milk
SIGN Enjoy a glass
a day!!
SIGN Emergency
SIGN Phone Numbers
SIGN Takashio
Takayama
Takane
Tanaka
Chiba
[17:03] Mob
H-Hello?
[17:05] Mob
I-It's been a while, ma'am.
It's me, Shigeo.
[17:10] Mob
Is Tsubomi-chan available?
[17:12] Mob
Y-Yes. Thank you very much.
[17:21] Mob
H-Hello, Tsubomi-chan?
[17:24] Mob
S-Sorry to call you out of the blue.
I only know your house phone.
[17:29] Mob
So, uh, I heard...
[17:32] Mob
Um... Like...
[17:36] Mob
That you're moving away.
[17:38] Mob
Oh... So it's true.
[17:41] Mob
Right, of course.
[17:43] Mob
Yeah, so, hey... There's something
I wanted to talk to you about.
[17:49] Mob
Huh? It's a bit awkward to say on the phone.
[17:52] Mob
I was wondering if you had some
time after school tomorrow...
[17:56] Mob
No, it's better if we meet
somewhere other than school.
[17:59] Mob
Since we live so close to each other,
why don't we just go to the park?
[18:04] Mob
Yeah. The one we used
to play at all the time.
[18:08] Mob
Hm? I'm acting weird?
[18:11] Mob
Really? My voice? No, it's not shaky...
[18:16] Mob
Yeah... You're totally imagining it.
[18:19] Mob
Yeah, uh-huh.
[18:21] Mob
Yeah, that's fine.
[18:23] Mob
Sure.
[18:37] Mezato
What? You made plans with her?
[18:39] Mezato
Way to go!
[18:40] Mezato
And instead of behind the school,
[18:42] Mezato
you chose a nostalgic park for
the both of you. Chef's kiss.
[18:46] Inukawa
I didn't know you had it in you, man!
[18:48] Inukawa
If you end up going out with her,
[18:49] Inukawa
introduce me to one of
Takane-san's girl friends.
[18:52] Mob
Sure.
[18:53] Inukawa
Heck yeah!
[18:56] Teacher
Now, then...
[18:58] Teacher
There are two points at which
lines A and B intersect.
[19:02] Mob
I wonder what it is...
[19:02] Teacher
This will be on the test.
[19:04] Mob
Despite knowing I'm going to have a really
important conversation with Tsubomi-chan,
[19:07] Mob
I'm surprisingly calm.
[19:12] Mob
Come to think of it,
[19:14] Mob
I wonder why I thought to ask everyone
for advice about asking her out.
[19:25] Mob
I think lately...
[19:28] Mob
I'm not holding in my
feelings as much anymore.
SIGN Seasoning Realty
[19:42] Mob
I'd like an assorted bouquet... please.
SIGN Smiley Flowers
[19:46] Flower Shop Owner
Sure. Do you need a bag?
[19:50] Flower shop owner
Does this work for you?
[19:52] Mob
Yes.
[19:53] Mob
I guess they're really small at 1,000 yen.
[19:56] Mob
It's not about size anyway.
[19:59] Flower Shop Owner
Thank you very much!
[20:06] Minegishi
Kageyama Shigeo.
[20:10] Mob
Oh... Um, you're...
[20:15] Minegishi
Trade me.
[20:16] Mob
Huh?!
SIGN Seasoning Real Estate
[20:17] Mob
Are you sure? But why...
[20:20] Minegishi
Yeah, just come on.
[20:30] Mob
Everyone...
[20:33] Mob
Thank you.
[23:26] Teru
Kageyama-kun, I know that you're
trying to accept your powers.
[23:30] Teru
You've worked so hard.
[23:32] Teru
And that's why you shouldn't go any further.
[23:34] Teru
Turn back now.
[23:36] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 10:
SIGN Mob 2
Rival
[23:38] Reigen
"Mob 2 Rival."
E10 - Mob 2 ~Rival~
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Rival
[01:14] Crowd
Wait, was there an accident?
[01:17] Crowd
What the heck?
[01:18] Crowd
He's bleeding.
[01:18] Crowd
Whoa, this is bad.
[01:23] Driver
Oh, God...
[01:27] Driver
Uh, I need to call an a-ambulance...
[01:27] Crowd
Seriously?
[01:29] Crowd
This looks bad.
[01:30] Crowd
A middle schooler? No way...
[01:30] Crowd
That was insanely loud.
[01:35] Driver
What street is this?
[01:37] Boy
He's not moving...
[01:39] Boy
D-Dude...
[01:46] Driver
Wh-What the? My phone—
[01:50] Boy
H-Hey, bro?
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[03:36] Lily's Mom
Come on, Ly-chan. Hurry.
[03:39] Lily
Okay.
[03:55] Guy
Why the hell is there traffic here?
[03:58] Girl
Hey, we're gonna be late.
[04:01] Guy
I know...
[04:02] Guy
Wh-What the?
[04:04] Guy A
An earthquake?
[04:05] Guy B
I don't know!
[04:06] Guy C
What's happening?
[04:08] Girl A
Hey, my phone's not working.
[04:13] Guy D
Hey, what the hell is this?!
[04:24] Cop
What's going on?!
[04:25] Passersby
An earthquake?!
[04:26] Passersby
An explosion?!
[04:27] Passersby
What the hell?
SIGN Spirits An
[04:32] Newscaster
Everyone in the area should follow
evacuation orders immediately.
[04:36] Reigen
Man, this earthquake sucks.
[04:36] Newscaster
We still do not know the cause of the
inexplicable tremors or gusts of wind.
[04:39] Reigen
And it's long, too.
[04:40] Serizawa
This says there are accidents and
crashes happening everywhere.
[04:41] Newscaster
We have also confirmed that ground zero
is experiencing signal jamming.
[04:44] Serizawa
The cause is unknown. Most of the
major roads in Seasoning City...
[04:46] Newscaster
Electronics in general seem to
be experiencing difficulties,
SIGN POC@TIN Soldier
Is Earth falling apart?
Takoyaki Shut-in
I want takoyaki. I don't care
...that city?
MyWaifuMyWaifu
Isn't that the same place that broccoli went flying off?
MekabuFTW
There's an evacuation order for Seasoning City!
MuscleKSD
[04:48] Serizawa
are apparently backed up
due to restricted access.
SIGN If you have 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
This Month Only
[04:52] Newscaster
so please confirm your route to
the evacuation sites prior.
[04:52] Serizawa
Oh, looks like an evacuation
order's been issued.
[04:55] Newscaster
We will continue to update you on the
situation when more becomes clear.
[04:56] Serizawa
Aw, but Shigeo-kun was
gonna ask that girl out.
[04:59] Reigen
Yeah, that's not happening today.
[04:59] Newscaster
Next up, one of our
more popular segments.
[05:09] Cop
Th-The suspect is around 160 centimeters tall...
[05:13] Cop
Um... and wearing a school uniform
and h-holding a bouquet...
[05:17] Cop
H-He's advancing... as he
destroys buildings around him...
[05:25] Cop
Wh-Why...?
[05:28] Cop
C-Come in!
[06:12] Teru
Thank goodness I made it in time.
[06:23] Teru
I had a hunch you'd be here, so I
flew over at the speed of light.
[06:28] Teru
Pretty cool, huh?
[06:32] Teru
So you're destroying everything you touch.
[06:36] Teru
I'm not sure what happened,
[06:38] Teru
but if I'd suffice, I'd be happy to lis—
[06:41] Teru
Wait, seriously?!
[06:53] Teru
Come on. Calm down.
[06:54] Teru
Well? I've gotten stronger, too, haven't I?
[06:58] Teru
I thought I'd try a bit harder
after observing you.
[07:02] Teru
Oh, you bought flowers! That's great!
[07:07] Teru
But it might be a little dangerous
going as you are right now.
[07:55] Teru
I'm not getting through to him?
[07:59] Teru
You leave me no choice.
[08:02] Teru
I'm gonna have to restrain you!
[08:06] Teru
Sorry!
[08:14] Teru
I'm gonna have to keep you restrained
until your powers calm—
[08:29] Teru
Shit!
[08:31] Teru
Ultimate Barrier!
[08:47] Teru
The way you are right now...
[08:51] Teru
reminds me of when we first met.
[08:57] Teru
Kageyama-kun...
[09:02] Teru
Stop this.
You should head home for the day.
[09:07] Teru
It's for your own good.
[09:22] Teru
Kageyama-kun taught me
something very important...
[09:36] Teru
How I was the one who was
average for relying on these powers.
[09:43] Teru
How important it is to accept yourself
without any psychic powers.
[09:47] Teru
I can tell... that Kageyama-kun
is trying to do just that.
[09:53] Teru
Kageyama-kun...
[10:00] Teru
...isn't the kind of person
who'd hurt others!
[10:26] Teru
He reacted!
[10:28] Teru
If I destroy those...
[10:41] Teru
Say, Kageyama-kun...
[10:46] Teru
You're not supposed to use your psychic
powers against others, right?
[11:14] Neighbor
Something just came flying!
[11:21] Neighbor
Hey, what the hell was that sound?!
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SIGN Mob Psycho
[11:39] Child
Mommy!
[11:39] Inhabitant B
Who the hell is this guy?!
[11:41] Inhabitant C
He's destroying things as he walks?
[11:43] Inhabitant B
Get away! He's dangerous!
[11:45] Inhabitant D
Another earthquake!
[11:52] Child
I'm scared!
[11:53] Teru
Not here, Kageyama-kun!
[11:57] Teru
There are people who haven't evacuated yet!
[12:01] Teru
Kageyama-kun's powers just keep growing...
[12:02] Inhabitants
That's no human!
[12:03] Child
I'm scared!
[12:05] Teru
What can I do?
[12:05] Inhabitants
Save me!
[12:09] Teru
Everyone! It's dangerous here!
Please get to shelter immediately!
[12:13] Teru
This is the epicenter of the disaster!
[12:16] Teru
Please just get as far as you can!
[12:19] Lily's Mom
Ly-chan!
[12:31] Teru
Kageyama-kun, are you
having some kind of episode?
[12:36] Teru
To think you, of all people, would go berserk
[12:38] Teru
and lose control of your powers...
[12:42] Teru
I guess you're pretty average, too!
I'm a bit relieved, honestly.
[12:52] Teru
No...
[12:53] Teru
Wait! There are still people here!
[13:03] People
Help!
[13:05] People
Daddy!
[13:06] People
Mommy!
[13:07] People
I don't want to die!
[13:09] People
Someone help!
[13:11] People
Look out!
[13:13] People
What's going on?!
[13:14] People
Save me!
[13:16] Lily-chan
Mommy! Help me!
[13:20] People
Someone help!
[13:39] Teru
I know this for sure...
[13:47] Teru
I've been watching this whole time...
[13:53] Teru
You're an absolutely gullible softy...
[13:56] Teru
But you're still really strong...
[14:00] Teru
And yet, you...
[14:06] Teru
Back then...
[14:08] Teru
When we first met...
[14:13] Teru
You were crying by yourself.
[14:23] Teru
I'm sure that's the case even now.
[14:27] Teru
You're crying, aren't you, Kageyama-kun?
[14:33] Teru
Well?!
[14:37] Teru
You want someone to stop you!
[14:44] Teru
Don't you?!
[14:56] Teru
Kageyama-kun!
[14:58] Teru
Kageyama-kun!
[15:01] Teru
Kageyama-kun!
[15:09] Mob
What...?
[15:11] Mob
What's going on with me?
[15:18] Mob
Hanazawa-kun!
[15:22] Mob
I can tell... that I did this.
[15:27] Mob
I'm the one who did this...
[15:30] Mob
to Hanazawa-kun, too...
[15:35] Mob
He tried everything he could to stop me
until he ended up like this?
[15:44] Teru
There are times when things
don't work out...
[15:49] Teru
It's fine if people laugh at you.
[15:52] Teru
I'm average, too.
[15:55] Mob
That's enough, Hanazawa-kun...
[15:59] Mob
You don't have to think of this as me.
[16:04] Mob
I can't stop this thing either.
[16:07] Mob
You can fight back!
[16:10] Mob
Yes! Use your powers against me!
[16:13] Teru
But don't underestimate me!
[16:16] Teru
I'm...
[16:21] Teru
I'm...
[16:27] Teru
I'm your...
[16:42] Teru
I'm your rival!
[16:50] Teru
I guess I win this time!
[17:33] Sakuragi
Seriously, how many times
do I have to tell you?
[17:37] Sakuragi
Get a clue already, Koyama.
[17:39] Sakuragi
The items closer to expiry date
go front and center.
[17:43] Sakuragi
Is it that hard to understand?
[17:45] Sakuragi
If you don't, the old bentos...
[17:46] Koyama
All right, jeez!
[17:48] Koyama
I'm just trying to get our customers
the best products possible.
[17:54] Sakuragi
Have you ever witnessed the moment
a chicken pasta salad on display three hours ago
[17:58] Sakuragi
gets thrown in the trash?
[18:01] Sakuragi
Nothing in this world is darker than that.
[18:07] Koyama
Well, I can't sell old rice balls
to a customer with a smile.
[18:13] Sakuragi
Now, listen here. You need to
do as you're told sometimes.
[18:17] Sakuragi
Did you forget who recommended
you to the manager?
SIGN Koyama
[18:21] Koyama
I'm grateful for what the
manager has done for me.
[18:24] Koyama
And that's exactly why I'm gonna protect...
[18:26] Koyama
our store.
[18:29] Sakuragi
As I figured, all this destruction
was caused by an esper.
[18:33] Koyama
And he's headed right for
our convenience store.
[18:37] Koyama
Hey... That's that one shitty little brat!
[18:40] Sakuragi
What?!
[18:42] Sakuragi
I see... it all makes sense now.
[18:45] Koyama
Hey, you little shit! I have
no idea what's going on,
[18:48] Koyama
but I ain't gonna hold back
if you're coming for us!
[18:53] Koyama
Tch. He's not stopping.
[18:55] Sakuragi
Very well. Then we're going to have to act.
[19:02] Koyama
Telekinetic Helix!
[19:07] Sakuragi
Jugan: Oden Tongs!
SIGN Ramen Egg Prefecture Experiencing Violent Tremors
SIGN Safety First
[19:14] Announcer
After the incident at Seasoning Apartments,
[19:16] Announcer
many other buildings continue to crumble,
[19:17] Tsubomi
That's not good...
[19:19] Announcer
and all the roads leading to the
city have been closed off.
[19:19] Tsubomi
I should've asked him for his phone number.
[19:24] Tsubomi
Mob-kun is going to show up, right?
[19:30] Tome
Hey, look at this.
[19:33] Tome
This is a picture of the incident
location posted online...
[19:37] Saruta
That's...
[19:40] Believer
Could that be Psycho Helmet-sama?
[19:43] Believer
It must be!
[19:44] Believer
Wait, but why?
[19:45] Sagawa
Captain! Isn't the guy in this picture...
[19:53] Reigen
It really isn't dying down.
[19:56] Reigen
I guess we better comply with
the evacuation orders, too.
[19:59] Serizawa
What about Shigeo-kun?
[20:00] Reigen
Whoa, there.
[20:02] Reigen
I can't get through to him.
I think his phone is off.
[20:06] Reigen
But we really don't need
to worry about Mob...
[20:11] Reigen
What's wrong?
[20:13] Serizawa
R-Reigen-san! Look!
[20:22] Reigen
Mob?
[20:27] Joseph
Apparently, they've managed to evacuate
everyone including the elderly and children.
[20:31] Joseph
We can use as much of our
powers as we'd like.
[20:34] Joseph
Electronics aren't working in the area,
[20:36] Joseph
and the controls for vehicles, such as
cars and helicopters, stopped working.
[20:40] Joseph
So you'll be going down with parachutes.
[20:44] Joseph
If you're able to help with the situation,
[20:45] Joseph
they'll consider reducing your sentences,
[20:48] Joseph
so go do your best out there.
[20:50] Joseph
Don't forget that you're being
monitored at all times.
[20:52] Esper A
We're talking about one
measly esper kid, right?
[20:55] Esper A
We've got six. This'll be easy.
[20:58] Joseph
That's just based on eyewitness accounts.
[21:01] Esper A
Yeah, whatever.
[21:03] Esper B
You newbies are gonna have to listen to us.
[21:06] Esper B
Just so you know, we get all the loot—
[21:10] Suzuki
I'll go by myself.
The target can't be taken lightly.
[21:14] Esper A
You bastard!
[21:15] Esper C
What the hell'd you do?!
[21:15] Esper E
Kill! Kill! Kill!
[21:18] Joseph
Is the target someone you know?
[21:22] Suzuki
I can feel his power...
[21:25] Suzuki
growing even stronger.
[21:27] Joseph
Aw, jeez.
[21:29] Suzuki
We should hurry. Open the back.
[21:33] Hatori
Be careful out there, Boss.
[21:37] Suzuki
Hatori.
[21:43] Joseph
Hey, where's your parachute?
[23:25] Ritsu
Nii-san, I haven't seen you
in that state for a while.
[23:29] Ritsu
I'd always been afraid that this
thing would emerge from you again.
[23:34] Ritsu
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 11:
SIGN Mob 3
Trauma
[23:37] Ritsu
"Mob 3 Trauma."
E11 - Mob 3 ~Trauma~
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SIGN Student Council Office
[00:01] Tokugawa
So while we're on this topic,
[00:04] Tokugawa
after checking the condition
of older desks and chairs,
[00:08] Tokugawa
we'll see if they are worth replacing
and plan a budget...
[00:12] Tokugawa
What's the matter, Kageyama?
[00:13] Kamuro
Are you not feeling well?
SIGN Student
Council
[00:29] Ritsu
I-I'm sorry... I... I have
to leave early today!
[00:32] Kamuro
Huh?
[00:33] Tokugawa
Hey, Kageyama!
[00:36] Ritsu
Nii-san! Wait, could this be from
the shock of getting rejected...?
[00:39] Tsubomi
I'm sorry.
[00:41] Tsubomi
I actually like someone else.
[00:50] Ritsu
Wait for me, Nii-san! I'll be right there!
[01:08] Ritsu
This is Nii-san's.
[01:16] Ritsu
Wait...
[01:17] Ritsu
Was he in an accident?
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob 3
Trauma
[03:05] Koyama
The shop...
[03:08] Koyama
I'm so sorry, Manager!
[03:14] Sakuragi
Damn it. I guess we aren't
enough to stop him after all.
[03:20] Koyama
What the?!
[03:21] Sakuragi
Now there's an explosion behind us?
[03:27] Koyama
Wait, seriously?
[03:30] Sakuragi
Wh-What are you doing here...
[03:33] Sakurag and Koyama
Boss?
[03:36] Suzuki
Well, well... It looks like you two
are making an honest living now.
[03:40] Suzuki
Leave the rest to me.
[03:46] Suzuki
I've come to repay my debt.
[03:48] Suzuki
Sorry, but this will probably hurt a little.
[04:28] Suzuki
I thought you might be in a bad mood...
[04:30] Suzuki
But you actually seem rather well.
[04:32] Suzuki
Or rather, you seem like
you've been liberated.
[04:35] Suzuki
I guess you've given up on holding back.
[04:38] Suzuki
That in itself isn't a bad thing,
[04:42] Suzuki
but are you really the same person?
[04:53] Suzuki
To think there'd be this
much of a difference...
[05:01] Sho
Man, that was close.
[05:03] Sho
Don't get your ass kicked
so easily, old man!
[05:06] Sho
You could've died!
[05:08] Suzuki
Sho... What are you doing here?
[05:12] Sho
I'm helping my good-for-nothing dad
do some good for society.
[05:16] Sho
I am your son, after all.
[05:19] Sho
Huh? Wait, that's...
[05:23] Suzuki
It's Kageyama Shigeo.
[05:25] Suzuki
He's lost control of his powers,
[05:27] Suzuki
and something has been
unleashed from within him.
[05:31] Sho
Seriously? I don't know how I feel
about fighting Ritsu's bro.
[05:36] Suzuki
But being gentle won't do
any good in this situation.
[05:41] Sho
Can't say I've actually
ever seen you be gentle.
[05:49] Sho
A direct hit?!
[05:51] Sho
Dad! Hey, you okay?
[05:53] Suzuki
Calm down.
[05:59] Suzuki
I just needed to borrow some of his powers
to make up for the massive gap.
[06:05] Sho
So you got hit on purpose?
[06:08] Suzuki
This fight has only just begun.
[06:10] Suzuki
Are you going to help me, Sho?
[06:12] Sho
You got a plan?
[06:13] Suzuki
If he continues to unleash energy at that rate,
[06:17] Suzuki
he will eventually run out of stamina.
[06:20] Suzuki
We just need to buy some
time until he stops.
[06:23] Sho
So we're trying to get
him to run outta gas.
[06:25] Sho
Got it.
[06:32] Ritsu
Nii-san.
[06:33] Ritsu
Ever since that incident, we've stopped
speaking our minds with each other.
[06:39] Ritsu
Feeling responsible changed my brother.
[06:44] Ritsu
He used to get mad and laugh...
[06:47] Ritsu
When we were little, he would
let his emotions show.
[06:51] Ritsu
But then, he stopped willingly
showing his powers.
[06:58] Ritsu
This version of him was created from
being suppressed and locked away.
[07:05] Ritsu
They're connected deep down
and cannot be separated.
[07:10] Ritsu
We have to continue living
with him from now on, too.
[07:21] Ritsu
Teru-san?!
[07:24] Suzuki
Follow my lead.
[07:25] Sho
I know!
[07:50] Sho
Have a nice flight!
[07:52] Sho and Suzuki
Charge Bomb!
[08:12] Sho
Seriously?
[08:13] Suzuki
So that's his play.
[08:15] Sho
Wait, wait, wait.
He just sucked up everything we had.
[08:21] Sho
Damn it!
[08:35] Sho
The hell do you think you're doing?
[08:39] Sho
H-Hey...
[08:41] Suzuki
We can't even buy some time?
[08:45] Sho
This is beyond us!
Let's get the hell outta here!
[08:49] Suzuki
It's futile.
[08:50] Suzuki
I'm not going to be able to
escape, wounded like this.
[09:05] Sho
Something's wrong.
What the hell's going on?
[09:10] Sho
He's... struggling?
[09:13] Sho
Is he... fighting back inside?
[09:17] Sho
I guess Ritsu's bro is still fighting...
[09:20] Sho
against his out-of-control powers.
[09:25] Suzuki
You really are strong.
[09:29] Suzuki
This is our best chance.
[09:32] Suzuki
Sho, you need to run away.
[09:35] Sho
What?! What about you?
[09:38] Suzuki
There's one way to stop him.
[09:42] Suzuki
I will become a vessel and
absorb all of his energy.
[09:46] Suzuki
I just need to do what he did for me last time.
[09:49] Sho
That again?
[09:51] Sho
That's insane. You're going to break.
[09:54] Suzuki
That's fine. If I sacrifice myself—
[09:57] Sho
The hell are you talking—
[09:58] Suzuki
I'm prepared for this.
[10:20] Sho
Dad.
[10:50] Suzuki
I'm sorry.
[10:52] Suzuki
It seems I can't be as strong as you are.
[10:59] Suzuki
Sho, will you lend me your shoulder?
[11:04] Suzuki
Let's flee.
[11:16] Joseph
This is worse than we thought.
Even Suzuki couldn't get the job done.
[11:20] Joseph
Let's go grab him.
[11:22] Hatori
Yes, sir.
[11:23] Hatori
Dropping the guide drones.
[11:29] Suzuki
Psychic powers are terrifying.
[11:31] Suzuki
I guess he already knew that
this power was taboo.
[11:37] Sho
Yeah, I know. I won't use mine anymore.
[11:42] Sho
Living normally is the most
important thing, right?
[11:46] Suzuki
It's difficult... But that's what
he's done this whole time.
[11:55] Sho
What's going to happen to that guy now?
[11:59] Suzuki
No one will be able to stop him.
[12:06] Ritsu
You've gone way too far, Nii-san...
SIGN Mob Psycho
SIGN Mob Psycho
[12:19] Musashi
Kageyama!
[12:23] Shimura
So you are still here.
[12:26] Sagawa
We're here to help you!
[12:27] Kumakawa
Let's take shelter at the gym together!
[12:32] Yamamura
That is Kageyama... right?
[12:34] Onigawara
Answer us, damn it!
[12:46] Musashi
That was no ordinary gust of wind, is it?
[12:50] Musashi
I believe that Kageyama must be in
some kind of sleepwalking state.
[12:56] Sagawa
Yeah, I think so.
[12:58] Musashi
Which means...
[13:02] Musashi
We definitely can't leave him alone.
[13:05] Musashi
Body Improvement...
[13:07] Body Improvement Club
Fight on!
[13:14] Sagawa
He just brushed us off like flies...
[13:16] Sagawa
Does this mean that Kageyama-kun...
[13:19] Sagawa
was this powerful without
us even realizing it?
[13:22] Sagawa
But you know...
[13:23] Sagawa
We always look up to how you
usually are, too, Kageyama-kun.
[13:29] Sagawa
So could you consider going back to normal?
[13:33] Mob
Stop!
[13:41] Ritsu
This is dangerous.
[13:45] Ritsu
So you really are in that state.
[13:50] Ritsu
It's been a while.
[13:52] Ritsu
Nii-san.
[13:55] Ritsu
I've always been terrified
about this happening.
[13:59] Ritsu
I've been cowering all
this time wondering
[14:02] Ritsu
when that alternate version of you
would appear again.
[14:08] Ritsu
I hate it.
[14:10] Ritsu
But I'm not scared anymore.
I finally figured it out.
[14:15] Ritsu
This isn't a separate, scary version of you.
[14:18] Ritsu
It's a part of you.
[14:22] Ritsu
So there's no reason to be scared.
[14:24] Ritsu
There's no reason to tremble
at the sight of it.
[14:27] Ritsu
Because I'm...
[14:30] Ritsu
your younger brother.
[14:33] Mob
No, Ritsu. You're wrong!
[14:37] Mob
That's not me!
[14:42] Mob
Ritsu, you need to...
[14:45] Mob
get away from that thing!
[14:52] Ritsu
Nii-san.
[14:54] Ritsu
You don't need to suffer alone like this.
[14:58] (Flashback) Grade school Ritsu
Is something wrong?
[15:00] (Flashback) Grade school Ritsu
I'll be happy to listen if
something's bothering you.
[15:04] (Flashback) Grade school Mob
Nope, I'm fine! Thanks, though.
[15:08] Ritsu
The truth was... I wanted us to talk it out.
[15:13] Ritsu
But looking back on it now...
[15:16] Ritsu
I guess you were holding something
in that you couldn't tell me...
[15:21] Ritsu
by putting a lid on your powers.
[15:26] Mob
I don't want to hurt him.
[15:28] Mob
At this rate, the same thing will...
[15:31] Ritsu
But I don't want you to
change anymore, Nii-san.
[15:36] Ritsu
Don't try to bear this on your own.
[15:38] Ritsu
I'm here for you!
[15:41] Mob
I can't hold him any longer!
[15:49] Ritsu
I can't move! My powers don't
stand a chance against him!
[15:55] Ritsu
Are you telling me that there's
nothing I can do for Nii-san...?
[16:00] Mob
Please, stop... You're my powers, right?
[16:07] Mob
That's enough! Listen to me!
[16:15] Mob
It's not stopping... Ritsu's in danger.
[16:19] Ritsu
If this continues...
[16:21] Ritsu
If he ends up hurting Takane-san, too...
[16:24] Ritsu
He won't be able to bear it.
[16:27] Ritsu
Then I'll just have to...
[16:32] Ritsu
That's it.
[16:34] Ritsu
I'm sure that some shock
will cause a change.
[16:38] Ritsu
I'm sorry, Nii-san.
[16:49] Ritsu
No!
[16:51] Ritsu
He shouldn't be held down by trauma!
[16:54] Ritsu
The thing I can do for you, Nii-san...
[17:02] Ritsu
...is to continue being the little
brother you can talk to at any time.
[17:09] Ritsu
It's to become the little brother
you can speak your mind with!
SIGN Ritsu
[17:20] Ritsu
I finally figured it out.
[17:24] Ritsu
The reason I wanted powers...
[17:27] Ritsu
was for this moment!
[17:31] Ritsu
You'll be okay now, Nii-san.
[17:58] Mob
No!
[17:59] Mob
Stop!
SIGN Breaking News A Giant Twister Emerges in Seasoning City
[18:14] Announcer
A giant tornado has now appeared
inside Seasoning City.
[18:19] Announcer
It continues to slowly move
along, surging eerily.
[18:24] Announcer
Why are these things occurring
in the same region,
[18:26] Announcer
and why are they happening
one after another?
[18:30] Announcer
According to some experts,
[18:33] Announcer
there are theories that this is the result
of some top secret science project,
[18:37] Announcer
and some suspect that this
is the work of psychics.
[18:41] Announcer
According to the emergency press
conference held by the government,
[18:44] Announcer
no government agencies are
involved with these—
[18:52] Cop
There's no entry beyond this point.
You can't come in.
[18:56] Cop
H-Hey!
[18:57] Cop
Hold it!
[19:06] Ritsu
I guess that was about all I could do...
[19:11] Ritsu
Come back to us, Nii-san...
[19:21] Mob
Found you.
[19:25] Mob
What are you? Why are you doing this?
[19:34] Soul Mob
I am me. I'm Kageyama Shigeo.
[19:38] Soul Mob
Who are you supposed to be?
[19:40] Mob
Huh? I'm Kageyama Shigeo...
[19:44] Soul Mob
Ah, so you're "Mob."
[19:46] Soul Mob
The fake me.
[19:48] Mob
You're the fake one here.
[19:51] Mob
I don't need these powers anymore.
[19:53] Mob
I need you to disappear from within me.
[19:56] Soul Mob
Then you should just disappear.
I will live freely.
[20:00] Mob
I will stop you.
[20:02] Soul mob
No one can stop me.
[20:12] Reigen
Is it just me, or do you feel sluggish, too?
[20:15] Serizawa
It might be dangerous to go any farther.
[20:19] Reigen
But Mob's in the center
of that tornado, right?
[20:22] Serizawa
Probably...
[20:23] Serizawa
But I'm not sure if we'll make it out
in one piece even if we get there...
[20:28] Reigen
You just need to help me get there. Please.
[20:34] Serizawa
All right.
[20:35] Serizawa
I'll do everything that I can.
[20:40] Reigen
All right, let's go!
[20:44] Mob
Why are you doing this?
[20:47] Soul Mob
Do you remember being hit by a car?
[20:50] Soul Mob
I couldn't move anymore
with just my body alone.
[20:55] Soul Mob
That's why I had to move
through sheer will.
[20:58] Mob
What are you talking about?
This isn't my will at all.
[21:02] Soul mob
You have a very strong desire
to go see Tsubomi-chan.
[21:06] Soul Mob
That is the most important thing to me.
[21:11] Mob
But that's...
[21:13] Mob
That's not something you should be
doing at the cost of harming others.
[21:17] Mob
This isn't normal.
[21:20] Soul Mob
What is normal? Are you trying
to invalidate me once again?
[21:27] Soul mob
If you just break and disappear,
I won't have to hold back anymore.
[21:34] Soul Mob
I'm going to do what I want.
[21:43] Soul mob
The next time you wake up,
[21:46] Soul Mob
I will be me.
[21:50] Soul Mob
Goodbye, Mob.
[23:26] Reigen
Hey, Mob. Wait...
[23:28] Reigen
Listen to me!
[23:29] Reigen
There's something... I need to tell you!
[23:33] Reigen
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 III Episode 12:
[23:37] Reigen
"Confession The Future."
SIGN Confession
The Future
E12 - Confession ~The Future~
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[00:10] Tsubomi
Oh, man...
[00:12] Tsubomi
It's seriously on its way over here.
[00:15] Tsubomi
What should I do?
[00:20] Tsubomi
I mean, what else can I do?
[00:39] Tsubomi
I guess I'll wait. His voice was so shaky.
[00:46] Serizawa
Be careful. Make sure you
stay behind the umbrella.
[00:50] Reigen
This is Mob's power?
[00:53] Serizawa
I don't believe he's doing this willingly.
[00:55] Serizawa
He must've suffered some kind of shock,
sending his powers out of control.
SIGN How to Ask Someone Out Awesomely
SIGN Getting Along with Others
SIGN Future Aspirations
SIGN Basic Drills English Vocabulary
SIGN Math Is Not Scary!
[01:00] Reigen
Serizawa, is that unusual?
[01:03] Serizawa
Sorry, what?!
[01:05] Reigen
I don't think it is.
[01:09] Reigen
What's wrong, Serizawa?!
[01:11] Serizawa
I'm sorry, Reigen-san. Let's turn back.
[01:15] Reigen
We came this far! What's gotten into you?!
[01:16] Serizawa
It feels like my energy is being
stolen away at an alarming rate.
[01:20] Serizawa
If this keeps up, I won't
be able to protect you.
[01:24] Serizawa
We need to get away from here immediately.
[01:27] Reigen
In that case, go on and head back.
[01:29] Serizawa
Huh?
[01:30] Reigen
I'll be fine on my own from here on out.
[01:33] Serizawa
There's no way you'll be fine!
[01:35] Reigen
There's something I want to
talk to Mob about alone.
[01:38] Reigen
Let me go alone.
[01:40] Serizawa
Reigen-san!
SIGN Under Construction
SIGN Mob Psycho
[03:24] Mob
I can't go to Tsubomi-chan like this.
[03:28] Mob
If she ever saw me like this...
[03:31] Soul Mob
But this form is exactly what
Tsubomi-chan needs to see.
[03:36] Soul Mob
If she can still accept me,
I couldn't be happier.
[03:41] Soul Mob
Ever since Tsubomi-chan lost
interest in my powers,
[03:44] Soul Mob
you stopped using them.
[03:47] Soul Mob
But that was the wrong decision.
[03:51] Mob
You don't think changing yourself
for someone you love is natural?
[03:55] Soul Mob
I don't. At least, not when we're
talking about Tsubomi-chan.
[04:00] Soul Mob
You should try to remember why
you liked her in the first place.
[04:04] Mob
It's because we got along...
[04:07] Soul Mob
No.
[04:08] Soul Mob
Tsubomi-chan didn't treat me any differently
even though I could use psychic powers.
[04:14] Soul Mob
She was kind to the both of us as a friend.
[04:20] Soul Mob
She accepted us.
[04:25] Soul Mob
It wasn't you that fell in love
with Tsubomi-chan...
[04:30] Soul Mob
It was me.
[04:36] Reigen
Mob!
[04:37] Reigen
Mob! Hey, Mob! Can you hear me? It's me!
[04:39] Mob
That's...
[04:41] Mob
Master doesn't treat me any differently.
[04:46] Soul Mob
You can stop pretending now.
[04:48] Soul Mob
That man is a liar.
[04:50] Reigen
Mob!
[04:52] Mob
Master has saved me so many times.
[04:55] Soul Mob
That's only because you were worth using.
[04:57] Soul Mob
That man is only interested in
using my powers for his work.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[05:03] Soul Mob
Meaning he gave me more different
and more special treatment than anyone else.
[05:09] Soul Mob
That's all there is between us.
[05:12] Soul Mob
But it'll all be okay now.
[05:15] Soul Mob
No stranger can tame me.
[05:18] Soul mob
Once he sees my true form, he'll also...
[05:22] Soul Mob
Just look at him. That shocked face.
[05:28] Soul Mob
See? He's already frightened of me.
[05:31] Soul Mob
He can't even come over here.
[05:34] Reigen
Mob... Mob! Come back!
[05:42] Reigen
I had no idea...
[05:45] Reigen
that this...
[05:47] Reigen
This is what you've been
holding in all this time?
[05:50] Reigen
And yet, I...
[05:53] Reigen
I had no idea...
[05:55] Reigen
I truly had no idea!
[05:57] Mob
Master!
[06:00] Reigen
I'm sorry.
[06:06] Reigen
Mob?
[06:07] Reigen
Mob!
[06:11] Reigen
Wait!
[06:18] Reigen
I have something to say to you!
[06:28] Reigen
I have to...
[06:32] Reigen
Mob, please listen!
[06:36] Reigen
Please... I need to—
[06:47] Reigen
Mob!
[07:12] Reigen
Mob!
[07:14] Reigen
I didn't want to lose to you,
[07:17] Reigen
so I was secretly working out, too!
[08:48] Reigen
Just... listen to me for a bit.
[08:51] Soul Mob
No... I can't listen to him.
[08:55] Soul Mob
I've finally been freed.
SIGN Seasoning Park
SIGN Seasoning Park
[09:32] Soul Mob
I'll be able to see her soon...
[09:38] Reigen
Hey, Mob...
[09:41] Reigen
There's something I haven't been
able to tell you for a while now.
[09:53] Soul Mob
Wait...
[09:54] Soul Mob
Does he actually possess this much power?
[09:57] Reigen
There's something I need
to tell you right now...
[10:01] Reigen
before you go see Tsubomi-chan.
[10:12] Dimple/Reigen
Heya... You seem well.
[10:18] Dimple
It's been a while, Shigeo.
SIGN Mob Psycho
[10:31] Dimple
Shigeo.
[10:32] Dimple
Because you've been waiting
for me deep down inside,
[10:36] Dimple
it looks like I wasn't destroyed after all.
[10:40] Dimple
And then I was able to come back because
I was drawn into this spiral of power.
[10:45] Dimple
Partner, let's hear what Reigen has to say.
[10:50] Reigen
I just happened to run
into Dimple over there.
[10:53] Reigen
And because of that, we made it in time.
[10:54] Dimple
Hey, no time to chitchat, buddy.
[10:58] Dimple
I'm basically giving it my all
right now to literally exist.
[11:01] Reigen
Yeah, it seems like it.
[11:05] Reigen
Dimple, I know you just saved me and all...
[11:08] Reigen
but could you give us a minute?
[11:10] Dimple
What? The hell are you gonna do?!
[11:16] Dimple
Tch. Fine, then.
Don't you start fighting, though.
[11:24] Reigen
Mob.
[11:26] Reigen
I... I...
[11:30] Reigen
I don't...
[11:32] Reigen
have any spiritual... or psychic powers...
[11:38] Reigen
I don't have any powers!
[11:41] Reigen
I never did!
SIGN Seasoning Park
SIGN Seasoning Park
[12:00] Reigen
It was a lie.
It was a lie... from the start.
[12:18] Reigen
Oh, excuse me. My allergies.
[12:28] Reigen
I lie a lot.
To my customers... and to you.
[12:32] Reigen
The first day that you came to my office...
[12:39] Reigen
I lied to you.
[12:41] Reigen
I heard you out, thinking I had some idea
of what you were going through.
[12:45] Reigen
But you believed me so easily.
[12:48] Reigen
That's why from that day on
until today... I've been...
SIGN Spiritual Consultation
[12:53] Reigen
I've been using you this entire time.
[13:01] Reigen
The truth is...
I don't know a damn thing...
[13:05] Reigen
about psychic powers.
[13:11] Reigen
This is...
[13:13] Reigen
the real me.
[13:19] Reigen
I'm sorry that I acted like
your master the whole time.
[13:22] Reigen
But let me just say one last thing!
[13:26] Reigen
This doesn't make you different or special.
[13:29] Reigen
Everyone has another side to them.
SIGN Happy
[13:32] Reigen
Even me!
[13:33] Reigen
So you don't need to worry so much.
[13:36] Reigen
Actually... I guess it's okay to worry.
[13:39] Reigen
Because that's also just
a natural thing to do.
[13:42] Reigen
Just between you and me...
[13:44] Reigen
I absolutely despise the
other side I'm hiding...
[13:48] Reigen
But it's because of my lies
that you came into my life.
[13:53] Reigen
And you're who you are today
because of your powers, aren't you?
[13:58] Reigen
Er... What I'm trying to say here is...
[14:03] Reigen
You're fine... just the way you are.
[14:06] Reigen
You don't need me anymore.
[14:09] Reigen
You'll be fine.
[14:10] Reigen
Just go ahead and accept yourself already.
[14:14] Reigen
You'll be able to do that
because you're you, Mob.
[14:19] Reigen
I know you can!
[14:24] Mob
You heard what Master said.
[14:26] Soul Mob
Are you telling me that
you're going to accept me?
[14:30] Mob
No... I want you to accept me, too.
[14:35] Mob
Just like everyone else did.
[14:38] Soul Mob
And you're okay with that...? Really?
[14:45] Mob
Let's go back to how things used to be.
[14:49] Soul Mob
Wait...
[14:50] Soul Mob
What if she turns you down?
[14:53] Soul Mob
I'll...
[14:56] Mob
It'll be okay.
[14:58] Mob
Come on.
[15:03] Mob
Let's go.
SIGN Kageyama
SIGN Shigeo
SIGN Kageyama Shigeo
[15:31] Reigen
Dimple, let him go alone.
[15:34] Dimple
Is Tsubomi-chan even waiting for him?
[15:37] Reigen
Mob's the only one who needs to know that.
[15:46] Dimple
Reigen, what are you gonna do from now on?
[15:49] Reigen
Beats me.
[15:51] Reigen
Like you can talk, though.
Your color seems more muted now.
[15:54] Dimple
Hey, he's coming back.
[16:00] Reigen
I guess she wasn't there.
[16:02] Dimple
I mean, who can blame her?
[16:12] Mob
She rejected me.
[16:14] Reigen
What?!
[16:15] Dimple
She was actually waiting there?
[16:17] Mob
She said that she still has yet
to see me in that way...
[16:43] Reigen
I see.
[16:46] Reigen
But, hey, things like this happen.
[16:48] Reigen
Yeah, it's okay.
[16:51] Reigen
At least she was actually waiting for you.
[16:53] Reigen
Things are just getting started for you.
[16:56] Mob
Right...
[16:57] Reigen
And you know... We're gonna have
to repair this city somehow.
[17:01] Reigen
But don't you worry.
I'm sure everyone will help out.
[17:05] Reigen
Oh, I know. That one guy who
fixed your house before.
[17:08] Reigen
We can call him over.
You know plenty of other psychics, too.
[17:12] Reigen
I'll call Serizawa, too.
[17:18] Reigen
Oh, Serizawa?
Yeah, I'm totally fine. No worries.
[17:21] Reigen
More importantly, could you come over here?
SIGN Confession
The Future
SIGN Body Improvement Club
[17:38] Voice
Kageyama-senpai!
SIGN Get Ready for the Marathon!!
Get 1st in your grade
The way to do a proper push-up
1. Spread your arms out a little beyond shoulder length Push-ups 20 x 2
2. Stretch your legs out straight with just your toes touching the ground Squats 15 x3
3. It's a little easier if you spread your legs just a little Crunches 10 x 2 or 3
4. Make sure you're completely straight, head to toe Hip raises 15~20
5. Bend your elbows without touching the ground Plank for about 1 minute
6. Straighten your elbows to return to your original position (Try this 3 times if you can)
SIGN Goals for October
Think about the balance of your muscles
Eat well
Sleep well
Just x more days
[17:40] Voice
It's time to go running!
Captain Sagawa's calling for you.
[17:43] Mob
Okay, I'll be right there!
[17:46] Takenaka
So, yeah... Leave your schedule
open at the end of the year.
[17:49] Mezato
I'll be going with you guys this year.
[17:52] Mob
Sure. I'll look forward to it.
[17:54] Saruta
I wonder if the UFO will come again.
[17:58] Inukawa
There's no doubt about it.
[18:02] Inukawa
It'll come.
[18:04] Sagawa
Body Improvement!
[18:06] New Body Improvement Club
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[18:08] Sagawa
Body Improvement!
[18:10] New Body Improvement Club
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[18:13] Sagawa
Body Improvement!
[18:15] New Body Improvement Club
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[18:19] Sagawa
It's been six months since you've joined.
[18:22] Sagawa
Everyone's running a lot better now.
[18:25] Mob
Last year, I'd get anemic pretty quickly,
[18:28] Mob
but I was able to get this far
thanks to everyone else.
[18:31] Mob
So let's all help each other out
when things get rough.
[18:34] New Body Improvement Club
Right!
[18:37] Mob
How are things going lately?
[18:39] Mob
Is it rough being the vice president?
[18:42] Ritsu
I guess it depends on how motivated I am.
[18:44] Ritsu
I'm starting to understand that the senpais
before us were pretty ambitious.
[18:48] Ritsu
How are you doing as the vice captain?
[18:51] Mob
We have a lot of members now,
so it's really fun.
[18:53] Mob
Next week, we're going to a training boot
camp with Musashi-senpai and the others.
[18:58] Mob
Oh, yeah.
[18:59] (Flashback) Musashi
Your younger brother looked like
he had some promising muscles.
[19:04] (Flashback) Musashi
Why doesn't he join us, Kageyama?
[19:07] Mob
What do you think?
[19:08] Ritsu
No, I'm pretty busy with being vice
president, so I'm gonna pass.
[19:21] Ritsu
You okay?
[19:22] Mob
Yeah.
[19:29] Ritsu
Be careful!
[19:39] Mob
Th-Thank goodness.
[19:43] Ritsu
What are you even doing, Nii-san?
[19:46] Teru
Heya, Kageyama brothers.
[19:48] Ritsu
Teru-san.
[19:50] Mob
It's been a while. Are you heading
over there, too, Hanazawa-kun?
[19:53] Teru
Yeah, let's head over together.
[19:57] Teru
But man, I've been so bored lately.
[20:00] Teru
Want to go shopping again?
[20:02] Teru
I heard the newest addition to
the Hagemon line is out.
[20:06] Mob
Sure, let's go.
[20:07] Ritsu
What?! He's gonna wear that T-shirt again?!
[20:10] Ritsu
I need to actually stop him this time.
[20:12] Ritsu
I need to tell him it's okay
to wear whatever he wants!
[20:16] Ritsu
Nii-san...
[20:24] Mob
Did you want to go check out the
new Hagemon with us, too, Ritsu?
[20:27] Ritsu
Er, no... I'm busy with vice
president duties, so...
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[20:32] Mob
I really love that T-shirt.
[20:35] Teru
Really?
[20:40] Mob
Hello.
[20:41] Tome
Oh, there he is.
[20:43] Serizawa
Hey, you three.
[20:46] Serizawa
Come on in and have a seat.
[20:49] Tome
Here, have some tea.
[20:51] Serizawa
Thank you for calling
Spirits and Such Consultation Office.
[20:55] Ritsu
Looks like Serizawa-san's
gotten used to the job.
[20:55] Serizawa
You'd like to discuss this
matter over the phone?
[20:57] Mob
Yeah, he's doing great.
[20:58] Serizawa
Right... right... Oh, no, no...
[20:59] Tome
Well, he's the backbone of this agency.
[21:02] Tome
It's been six months since I
started working here, as well.
[21:06] Tome
Aren't I starting to look the part?
[21:08] Tome
So how are things going with
you and your girlfriend?
[21:11] Mob
Sh-She's not my girlfriend! She rejected me...
[21:15] Ritsu
They talk on the phone every now and then.
[21:17] Tome
Oh, excellent.
[21:18] Mob
Ritsu!
[21:22] Inukawa
President Kurata, we're here!
[21:24] Inukawa
Oh, there was someone else at the entrance.
[21:27] Kijibayashi
They might be a client.
[21:28] Tome
Huh?
[21:30] Tome
Who the...?
[21:31] Teru
I invited them.
[21:33] Serizawa
Oh, I invited someone I know, too.
That's okay, right?
[21:37] Sho
Hey, Serizawa. How've you been, man?
[21:41] Ritsu
Suzuki!
[21:42] Sho
Hey, Ritsu! It's been a while.
[21:45] Inukawa
He's coming!
[21:46] Inukawa
President Kurata, he'll be here any second!
[21:49] Tome
O-Okay! Okay, everyone! Hide!
SIGN The New Star of the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:51] Sho
H-Hey!
[21:56] Reigen
Man, I'm wiped.
[21:58] Reigen
Yokai, my ass.
[22:00] Reigen
It was just some old dude with a butt chin.
[22:03] Reigen
They kept nagging me to do an exorcism,
so I just randomly spread some salt.
[22:07] Dimple
Isn't that what you always do?
[22:11] Reigen
Huh? The lights're off...
[22:14] Reigen
Hey, Serizawa! Tome-chan?
[22:18] Reigen
Anyone here?
[22:25] All
Happy birthday, Reigen-san!
SIGN Happy Birthday
Reigen Arataka
[22:34] Mob
Happy birthday, Master Reigen.
[22:37] Reigen
Mob...
[22:39] Serizawa
Go on. Blow out the candles.
[22:41] Dimple
Hey, your eyes seems kinda red.
[22:43] Reigen
Y-You dumbass! Dimple!
[22:45] Ritsu
What? You gonna cry, Reigen-san?
[22:48] Inukawa and Saruta
What?!
[22:50] Tome
Aren't I a capable secretary?
Now raise my pay.
[22:55] Reigen
Oh, no! My cake!
[23:14] Reigen
Hey! Who just did that?!
[23:17] Tome
Aw, that sucks.
I sorta wanted to see you cry.
[23:20] Reigen
There's a client heading here right now!
[23:22] Tome
What? I-Is there?
[23:25] Reigen
You're all going to be helping me!
SIGN Mob Psycho