Season 1 E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Namu     Amida     Butsu [01:48] Narrator     Believe it or not, the world is     filled with strange phenomena [01:52] Narrator     that science is yet to explain. [01:55] Narrator     And when people come face to face with them, [01:58] Narrator     they are helplessly thrown     into the dark depths of fear. [02:04] Narrator     But there are those who fight every day [02:06] Narrator     to shine a ray of hope     into that chaotic darkness. [02:11] Narrator     People call them... SIGN    Psychics [02:14] Narrator     Psychics. [02:17] Rei     I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job! SIGN    Reigen SIGN    Arataka [02:20] Hanako     Really? Thank you so much! [02:24] Hanako     I was at a complete loss because     no one else would take me seriously. SIGN    Client: Hanako [02:27] Rei     I see, I see. [02:29] Rei     As for my fees, it depends on     which exorcism course you pick. [02:34] Hanako     Course? SIGN    Executing the Exorcism!! SIGN    We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you SIGN    Option A — Trial Course SIGN    A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen. [02:35] Rei     Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%, SIGN    Option B — Serious Course SIGN    A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen [02:38] Rei     Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%, SIGN    Recommended     Option C — All-Out Course SIGN    A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)     Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen SIGN    Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!! [02:40] Rei     and Option C, the all-out course,     gets you a 99%... [02:43] Rei     reduction in spirit, guaranteed! [02:46] Hanako     Reduction? [02:48] Rei     Well, spirits are sort of      like carbon dioxide. [02:52] Hanako     They are? [02:53] Rei     Yes, well... that's the kind of      space they occupy, SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [02:56] Rei     so it's a bit hard to      completely get rid of one. [03:00] Rei     But have no fear. [03:02] Rei     If it appears again, [03:03] Rei     I'll take care of it for 20% off! [03:05] Hanako     Oh, Reigen-sensei! [03:07] Taro     Hold on a second! [03:09] Rei     Hm? Who might you be? [03:11] Hanako     This is my boyfriend, Taro. [03:14] Rei     Ah, what a benevolent fellow! [03:16] Taro     What's that supposed to mean?! SIGN    Boyfriend: Taro [03:17] Taro     Er, that aside... [03:19] Taro     Listen up, you! [03:20] Taro     This is super shady! [03:23] Taro     Hanako, you should really rethink this. [03:26] Rei     "This is super shady"?! [03:29] Rei     I guess I can't blame you     for feeling that way. [03:31] Rei     I mean, who would believe a stupid story     like having nightmares about ghosts? [03:35] Taro     I wasn't talking about her! [03:37] Taro     I was saying that I can't trust you! [03:40] Rei     Well, just leave it to me. [03:41] Rei     If I exorcise the spirit, [03:43] Rei     I'm sure Hanako-san's face     will return to normal, too. [03:47] Taro     There's nothing wrong with her face! [03:49] Rei     I see. [03:51] Rei     So you've been having those dreams ever     since you did a test of courage last week. [03:55] Hanako     Yes. They're so scary and creepy. [03:58] Hanako     Ah, Reigen-sensei,     it's that building over there! [04:05] Rei     What an incredible aura! [04:08] Rei     This is gonna be the first     big one I've had in a while! [04:12] Hanako     Sensei, it's this building over here. [04:14] Taro     Wait, you just pointed at     the wrong building, didn't you? [04:18] Rei     Huh? Ah, so it's that one! [04:21] Rei     There was such an immense aura     emanating from over there, too. [04:24] Rei     I guess I got the wrong spirit! [04:26] Rei     There are way too many evil spirits      in this world, you know? [04:30] Hanako     Ah, I see. [04:31] Taro     Please. There's no way     there are ghosts everywhere— [04:34] Rei     Oh, no! [04:35] Rei     That man who just     walked past you, Taro-san... [04:38] Taro     What? [04:38] Rei     What a close shave.     That was an evil spirit, too. [04:49] Rei     The Buttchin Goblin. [04:51] Taro     What are you, eight?! [04:53] Hanako     Hey, Taro, that's rude! [04:55] Taro     What? He's the one being rude     to that random guy. [04:59] Rei     Now, now, Hanako-san. [05:01] Rei     There are always people like him. [05:04] Rei     Anyway, shall we go? [05:06] Taro     This bastard... [05:08] Hanako     They say this place is haunted by the     spirit of a man who saw a cockroach [05:13] Hanako     and jumped so high, his head went     through the ceiling and he died. [05:18] Taro     I don't know how     you actually believe that. [05:22] Rei     I see. [05:23] Rei     So that's what is going on here... [05:28] Taro     What? He suddenly looks all serious. [05:32] Taro     Could there really be... [05:33] Rei     If worst comes to worst,     even I might not be able to handle it! [05:38] Rei     This is too dangerous! [05:41] Rei     Cockroaches are terrifying! [05:44] Taro     Huh? [05:47] Taro     There's no way this guy is a psychic! [05:49] Taro     He's a total fake! [05:55] Voice     Want me to haunt your dreams, too? [05:59] Taro     A ghost! SIGN    Evil Spirit:     Ceiling Crasher [06:02] Roof     Want me to crash you through     the ceiling with my curse? [06:07] Hanako     That's the same guy who keeps     headbutting me in my dreams! [06:11] Rei     I can't believe he actually appeared. [06:14] Rei     I've got this! [06:15] Rei     Salt Splash! SIGN    Salt Splash [06:19] Narrator     This is Reigen's special move [06:21] Narrator     where he violently throws      table salt everywhere. [06:24] Roof     This is just table salt     you can buy in stores. [06:27] Roof     It has to be purified salt,     or it won't work. SIGN    Hakata Salt [06:31] Rei     Impossible... [06:32] Rei     Did I only imagine that spirits     are weak against salt? [06:37] Rei     Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess     I'll have to call my ultimate weapon. [06:48] Rei     Oh, Mob? [06:50] Rei     Sorry, but could you come by? [06:52] Rei     No, seriously. [06:53] Rei     There's an evil spirit. [06:55] Rei     The client and the evil spirit      are both waiting, [06:58] Rei     so hurry up, okay? [06:59] Rei     Thanks. [07:14] Rei     Ah, Mob. [07:15] Rei     We were waiting for you. [07:21] Roof     Hmph. [07:22] Roof     So after the salt,     you're using a middle schooler? [07:25] Roof     Quit looking down on— [07:37] Narrator     He is Kageyama Shigeo,     also known as Mob. SIGN    Kageyama Shigeo SIGN    Mob [07:40] Narrator     He's an actual psychic, [07:42] Narrator     Reigen Arataka's student, [07:45] Narrator     and the protagonist of this story. [07:51] Mob     Master, I asked you not to     summon me on such short notice. SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [09:28] Rei     Man, you're a lifesaver. [09:31] Rei     I never thought that an evil spirit     would actually show up. [09:35] Rei     Here. Your pay for the day. [09:38] Mob     Oh, thank you. [09:39] Rei     That one today was a lower-level spirit, [09:41] Rei     so I really shouldn't be     paying you more than half. [09:44] Rei     But I'll give you your hourly pay.     Think of it as a bonus. [09:47] Mob     Right... [09:49] Rei     What? Do you have a problem with that? [09:51] Mob     Oh, no. [09:52] Mob     But the spirit back there     really was a lower-level spirit. [09:55] Mob     It was so weak, you... [09:56] Rei     Y-You idiot! [09:58] Rei     When you get to my level,     you get so strong, [10:00] Rei     you end up melting everyone around you     during a simple exorcism. [10:04] Rei     That's why I ask you to take     care of the weaker ones. [10:06] Mob     Really? [10:08] Mob     I'm also not quite sure what     you mean by "melt," either... [10:10] Rei     Mob, you idiot! [10:11] Rei     That's because you lack training! SIGN    The New Star of the 21st Century     Reigen Arataka     Spirits and Such Consultation Office [10:14] Rei     You need to learn everything     you can from me, your master! [10:18] Rei     Your powers are meant to be used.     Not doing so would be a waste. [10:21] Rei     Working for me lets you help others,     while also being training for you. [10:25] Rei     You're killing two birds with one stone! [10:27] Rei     However, if you misuse      a power that's all too great, [10:31] Rei     you will only destroy yourself. [10:32] Rei     That's why I'm teaching you how to control     your powers so they don't go berserk. [10:35] (Flashback) Rei     That's why I'm teaching you how to control     your powers so they don't go berserk. [10:39] (Flashback) Rei     You promised me, didn't you? [10:41] (Flashback) Rei     That you wouldn't use your psychic     powers against other people. SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22% [10:55] Mob     Ah... [10:56] Mom     There you go again, bending spoons. [10:58] Mom     You really need to drop that habit. [11:01] Dad     Oh, come now.     Shigeo's going through puberty. [11:04] Dad     Let him bend some spoons. [11:06] Dad     Right? [11:07] Mob     Heh, sorry. [11:09] Mom     And there you go, spoiling him again. [11:12] Mom     You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige. [11:14] Mom     He got another perfect score     on his quiz today. [11:17] Ritsu     Anyone can do that, Mom. [11:19] Ritsu     If there's anything troubling you,     let me know, Nii-san. [11:23] Ritsu     I'll be there to listen any time. SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu [11:26] Mob     Right. Thanks, Ritsu. [11:28] Mom     And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu. [11:31] Mom     The next one you bend gets replaced     using your allowance, you hear? [11:34] Mob     Huh? [11:35] Ritsu     Sorry, Nii-san. [11:37] Ritsu     There's nothing I can do about that. [11:40] Dad     Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo. SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School [11:45] Kids     Morning! SIGN    Salt Middle School [11:52] Tsubomi     Right? [11:53] Potato     Good morning, Tsubomi! [11:55] Tsubomi     Morning! [11:56] Tsubomi     What a beautiful day! [11:58] Tsubomi     Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday... [12:01] Potato     What? [12:02] Mob     Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today... [12:07] Teacher     Okay, so, what would be the answer here? [12:11] Teacher     Let's go with Kageyama. [12:13] Mob     Y-Yes, sir... SIGN    Arithmetic I [12:18] Mob     I have no idea. [12:19] Teacher     If you can't solve this, that'd mean     the only thing you know is addition. [12:24] Teacher     You were asleep, weren't you? [12:26] Teacher     Forget it. Sit down. [12:31] Kid     There it goes! [12:33] Kid     This way! [12:35] Kid     Pass, pass, pass! [12:36] Kid     Go, go! [12:37] Kid     Stop 'em! [12:38] Kid     Pass, pass! [12:39] Kid     Go! SIGN    Reigen Arataka [12:47] Mob     Hello? [12:48] Rei     Ah, Mob? [12:49] Rei     Sorry to call you two days in a row, [12:51] Rei     but could you come down     to the station right now? [12:53] Mob     The station? [12:55] Rei     Yeah. [12:57] Rei     Today's job is a big one. [12:59] Mob     Oh. All right. SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25% [13:12] Rei     Today's job is from      a local neighborhood council. [13:15] Rei     The location is Honeido Tunnel     along the old highway. [13:19] Rei     It's a famous haunted place. SIGN    Famous Haunted Spot SIGN    Terror SIGN    Haunted Ghost Tunnel SIGN    Eek! Aah! SIGN    The location is the old Seasoning Highway     Honeido Tunnel [13:21] Rei     The tunnel's always had some shady stories, [13:23] Rei     and even though it's been closed for years,     the bad rumors just won't go away. [13:28] Rei     Also, a number of college students     and bloggers have gone there [13:31] Rei     to do a test of courage     and gone missing. [13:35] Rei     And this is the ringer. SIGN    Honeido Tunnel Group Accident [13:37] Mob     A huge group accident? [13:41] Rei     Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago. [13:44] Rei     Apparently, more than     twenty people died at once. [13:47] Rei     The hatred of all those people     must be swirling around this tunnel. [14:07] Rei     Stay on your toes, Mob.     There's no telling what might happen. [14:10] Mob     Oh, right. SIGN    Honeido Tunnel [14:15] Rei     This is it. [14:16] Rei     Well, let's take a look. [14:19] Rei     I, Reigen Arataka, the new star     of the paranormal world, [14:22] Rei     shall clean this place up. [14:24] Rei     We're going to exorcise every     last one of them, Mob. [14:32] Rei     Hey, my student! [14:34] Rei     What are you doing, Mob? [14:35] Rei     You're coming, too! [14:37] Rei     It'll be bad if the sun goes down. [14:38] Rei     Mob, are you listening? [14:40] Rei     I'm gonna go melt down a     big one, so follow me! [14:44] Rei     Got it? [14:45] Mob     All right. You seemed to have     everything under control, [14:48] Mob     so I didn't think that you'd need my help. [14:50] Rei     You idiot! Who do you think is     going to exorcise—Ahem. [14:53] Rei     I mean, this really is nothing for me, [14:55] Rei     but follow me so you can learn something. [14:58] Mob     You're truly amazing, Master. [15:00] Rei     Hm? [15:01] Mob     This tunnel seems pretty dangerous. [15:04] Mob     I can sense the presence of a very     powerful spirit further down. [15:08] Mob     Usually, haunted spots end up being fake, [15:12] Mob     but this is definitely the real deal. [15:15] Mob     If a normal person happened to     anger the spirit in here... [15:19] Rei     If they angered it...? [15:21] Mob     They probably wouldn't     make it out in one piece. [15:28] Rei     Of course not. [15:29] Rei     That's why we're going to exorcise it. [15:33] Rei     All right, here we go! [15:35] Rei     I'll go first. [15:37] Rei     I'm counting on you to support me     however you can from behind. [15:40] Mob     Right. [15:46] Rei     It's a bit chilly. [15:48] Mob     Yes. [15:50] Rei     We forgot to bring flashlights. [15:54] Mob     Master, don't you feel something? [15:56] Rei     Hm? [15:57] Rei     Well, it is pretty humid in here... [15:59] Mob     No, I'm talking about auras. [16:01] Rei     Oh, right, that. [16:03] Rei     Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday. [16:07] Mob     Does that have anything to do with this? [16:10] Rei     When you get to my level, it does. [16:12] Rei     Do you feel anything? [16:14] Mob     Feel would be an understatement. [16:17] Mob     There are twelve... [16:18] Mob     Eighteen... [16:20] Mob     No... [16:21] Mob     Even more right nearby. [16:24] Mob     Ah! [16:26] Mob     Looks like we've been completely surrounded. [16:28] Mob     They're going to attack us now. [16:30] Rei     All right! [16:31] Rei     I'll leave the small fry to you. [16:32] Rei     Go, Mob! [16:42] Rei     Man, that's a lot of noise.     They're really strong, huh? [16:45] Rei     Hmm... If we were normal people,     we might have been in danger. [16:49] Rei     Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them. [16:51] Rei     Another piece of ca— [16:54] Rei     There's someone right in front of me! [16:55] Rei     Who are you?! [16:57] Rei     An evil spirit?! SIGN    Boss [17:02] Rei     Oh, it's just a heel wrestler. [17:05] Rei     Don't scare me like that!     I thought you were an evil spirit. [17:07] Rei     You shouldn't be practicing here. [17:10] Mob     Uh, Master. [17:11] Mob     The boss of sorts of the      evil spirits is over there, [17:14] Mob     so watch out. SIGN    Evil Spirit:     Boss [17:20] Rei     Hmph, so you're the boss monkey      of the evil spirits! [17:23] Rei     You may have tried to disguise yourself     as a wrestler, but you can't fool me! [17:29] Boss     I... [17:31] Boss     This tunnel... [17:33] Boss     When my biker gang and I     were going down this tunnel, [17:35] Boss     the guy in front happened     to slip on a banana peel, [17:39] Boss     and we all died! And I'm their leader! [17:43] Boss     This tunnel is... [17:46] Boss     my turf! [17:51] Boss     I'll crush every last intruder! [17:53] Boss     Here we go! [17:54] Boss     Curse ya! SIGN    Curse ya [17:57] Boss     Cigarette Burn Poltergeist! [18:05] Boss     Wh-What? [18:07] Boss     My ignition attack isn't working? [18:10] Boss     There's a powerful forcefield? [18:13] Boss     How could this power be coming     from someone like him? [18:16] Boss     Crap! I mistook him for a wimp! [18:19] Rei     Too late for regrets now! [18:22] Rei     The moment that you tried to take on     the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka, [18:25] Rei     your fate was sealed! [18:28] Rei     You're going to be exorcised! [18:30] Rei     Banishing Salt Punch! [18:32] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special attacks, SIGN    Banishing Salt Punch [18:35] Narrator     where he punches the enemy with     his fist covered in table salt. [18:40] Boss     Huh? That didn't hurt at all. [18:42] Rei     Oh, dear. [18:44] Boss     So you are a fake... [18:48] Boss     I'm disappearing! [18:52] Rei     Go back to the ozone layer. [18:53] Boss     W-Wait! Wait! [18:54] Boss     We were just being forced to do this! [19:00] Rei     Hey, what are you doing, Mob? [19:03] Rei     Hurry up and melt him. [19:04] Mob     Now, now, Master. [19:06] Mob     Let's hear him out. [19:09] Boss     We're nothing compared to     the evil spirit down the tunnel. [19:15] Boss     We've been getting orders from him, [19:17] Boss     and that's why we've been scaring     people that come through. [19:21] Rei     Hmph. Don't think that you can     fool Reigen with such lies! [19:25] Boss     They aren't lies! [19:27] Boss     It's just that if I disappeared     while being falsely accused, SIGN    Death Specters Gang [19:31] Boss     I didn't think that we,     the Death Specters, SIGN    Boss [19:35] Boss     and our memories could rest in peace! [19:39] Boss     That's all I wanted to say! [19:41] Boss     Now you can make me disappear,     melt, or whatever you want! [19:45] Rei     So you're trying to make us pity you? [19:48] Rei     Don't let him fool you, Mob! [19:49] Rei     Those are the typical lies of a con artist. [19:53] Rei     Melt him. [19:54] Mob     Before that, I'm going to go have a look. [19:56] Rei     Huh? [19:57] Mob     I thought it was a little weird that the aura [20:01] Mob     I felt before coming in here     hadn't disappeared yet. [20:05] Rei     Well, yeah, me, too... [20:07] Boss     Stop him! [20:09] Boss     No matter how strong that kid may be,     he doesn't stand a chance. [20:13] Boss     That thing is an evil spirit that's lived     on this mountain for hundreds of years. [20:17] Boss     Everyone that's died here was killed by him! [20:22] Rei     S-So you guys were also... [20:25] Boss     No. We just happened to     slip on a banana peel. [20:34] Boss     You get it now, don't you? [20:36] Boss     If you care for that kid at all,     call him back. [20:39] Boss     Hurry! [20:42] Rei     H-Hey, Mob! Come back! [20:45] Rei     Come back! Mob! [21:14] Rei     Mob? [21:43] Mob     Ah. [21:47] Rei     Oh, you're safe. [21:49] Mob     Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful. [21:53] Boss     Wh-Who are you? [21:56] Mob     Huh? I'm nobody... [21:59] Rei     You idiot! [22:00] Rei     You're Mob, the student... [22:03] Rei     of Reigen Arataka, the new star      of the paranormal world! [22:06] Mob     Oh, right. [22:09] Boss     I thank you. [22:10] Boss     Now we can all pass on peacefully. [22:14] Mob     Ah, could this be... SIGN    Death Specters     Gang [22:20] (Flashback) Guy     Here we go, Boss! [22:22] (Flashback) Boss     Yeah! SIGN    Death Specters Gang [22:31] Boss     Thanks... SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka And Mob [22:39] Guys     Thanks, dude. [22:40] Guys     Now we can depart to the afterlife! [22:43] Guys     Full speed ahead to the next world! [22:49] Rei     Mob. [22:50] Rei     What are you doing? [22:52] Rei     Let's go. [22:54] Mob     Right. SIGN    Bus Schedule [23:03] Mob     By the way, Master... [23:04] Rei     Huh? [23:05] Mob     Why didn't you do anything? [23:08] Rei     Well, uh, you know... [23:11] Rei     A-Ahem... [23:14] Rei     Didn't I tell you right at the start [23:15] Rei     that I'd leave the small fry to you? [23:17] Mob     Oh, right. SIGN    Seasoning Station [23:30] Kid     What do you wanna do? [23:32] Kid     Let's get something to eat. [23:34] Kid     I'm not gonna last until I get home. [23:35] Kid     I know, right? [23:36] Rei     Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob. [23:38] Rei     Shall we? [23:39] Mob     Yes. [23:40] Rei     Does ramen work for you? [23:42] Mob     Yes. [23:44] Rei     If you're going to add on     chashu pork, limit it to two. [23:47] Mob     All right. [23:50] Ramen chef     Here you go. SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27% [23:56] Rei     A group of telepathics suddenly appear     and disturb Mob's daily life. [23:59] Rei     Having doubts about his peaceful youth,     Mob heads into a world of women. [24:02] Rei     Where is the goal?      Which way is tomorrow? [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 2: [24:06] Rei     "Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears." SIGN    Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears [24:08] Rei     Watching it in real time? Wise decision. E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Narrator     Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob. [00:05] Narrator     A second-year in middle school. [00:08] Narrator     The second year of middle school kicks off     the most sensitive period in one's life. [00:13] Narrator     People call it adolescence. [00:17] Narrator     Some hone their bodies playing sports, [00:19] Narrator     some work hard on their studies, [00:22] Narrator     some devote themselves to their hobbies, [00:24] Narrator     some polish their talents, [00:27] Narrator     some rebel, [00:29] Narrator     and some fall for the opposite sex [00:32] Narrator     and get a taste of bittersweet love. [00:35] Narrator     All those youthful desires come together to     form the amalgamation that is adolescence. [00:41] Narrator     And Mob was spending that     precious time working as [00:44] Narrator     an assistant at a psychic business     for 300 yen an hour. [00:48] Rei     The reason is porn sites! [00:51] Guy     Porn sites...? [00:54] Rei     Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is [00:57] Rei     a terrible one-click curse! SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [02:36] Guy     A-A one-click curse from porn sites? [02:39] Rei     They use illegal 18+ sites     to curse your shoulder [02:43] Rei     and make you pay fees. [02:45] Rei     Nowadays, even curses are being digitized. [02:48] Guy     Who the hell would believe that hogwash? [02:52] Reigen     Just don't move for a second.     I'll lift the curse now. [02:55] Guy     No, it's fine! [02:59] Rei     Your right shoulder is stiff—     The curse is strong. [03:02] Guy     Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto— [03:08] Guy     H-Huh? It actually feels good? [03:12] ---     Sorcery Crush! SIGN    Sorcery Crush [03:15] Rei     It's finished! [03:17] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special moves, [03:19] Narrator     where he relieves the stress     from physical fatigue SIGN    Abeshi [03:22] Narrator     and gets rid of stiff shoulders     and back pain. [03:29] Rei     I believe that I was able to     lift the curse, [03:31] Rei     but do your shoulders still feel heavy? [03:32] Guy     I'm sorry that I doubted you.     I feel much better! [03:36] Guy     May I come again? [03:39] Rei     Of course! SIGN    Reception SIGN    Manual SIGN    If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!! SIGN    This Month Only [03:41] Mob     Er, the massage fee [03:43] Mob     for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen. [03:45] Rei     You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!     Call it the curse-dispelling fee! [03:49] Mob     Your change is 200 yen. [03:51] Rei     Here. [03:52] Rei     You'll eat some, won't you, Mob? [03:54] Mob     Oh, sure. I'll have some. [03:57] Mob     Master Reigen, you're getting     much better at massages. [04:01] Rei     Well, yeah. [04:02] Rei     I've been trying various things to improve,     like reading books on Seitai. SIGN    Limited-Time Offer     If there are 3 evil spirits,     the exorcism fee on 1 of     them will be on the house!! SIGN    This Month Only [04:06] Rei     Of course, it's only effective     because of spiritual power. [04:11] Rei     Hot! [04:12] Rei     Such a waste! [04:16] Mob     Master, I've been thinking... [04:19] Rei     Well, this is rare.     You never try to start a conversation. [04:23] Mob     Well, I can use a little ESP,      and I'm different from other people, [04:27] Mob     so I came to discuss that with you     and ended up becoming your student. [04:32] Mob     At the time, I didn't have anyone     else to talk to, so I'm grateful, [04:37] Mob     because you teach me     various things and pay me. [04:41] Mob     However, is this really okay? [04:46] Mob     That's what I've been thinking lately. [04:49] Rei     Does he think his pay is too low? SIGN    Fake [04:52] Rei     Or did he finally find me out? SIGN    Liar SIGN    Con Artist SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic [04:55] Rei     What do you mean? [04:57] Mob     How do I put this... [04:58] Mob     Rather than waste my youth     working part-time after school, [05:01] Mob     I have a feeling that there may or may not be [05:03] Mob     some other things that     I can only experience now... [05:06] Rei     Huh? [05:08] Rei     Oh, so that's it. [05:10] Rei     Such is puberty, Mob-kun. [05:13] Rei     Is there something that     you want to do right now? [05:15] Rei     Be in a band? [05:16] Rei     Dance? SIGN    To Wakkanai [05:18] Rei     Hitchhike? [05:19] Mob     No, I don't have anything particular in mind. [05:22] Rei     Listen, Mob. [05:24] Rei     There's no need to rush into things. [05:27] Rei     In my expert opinion,     the going-home club is the absolute best. [05:30] Rei     You're goofing off during the period     you can goof off the most, [05:34] Rei     and that makes you a winner in my book. [05:36] Rei     Keep on lazing around and     make money from me. [05:39] Rei     Got it? [05:41] Inukawa     Wait a sec, Takenaka! [05:44] Takenaka     I get treated like a weirdo     just for being in this club! SIGN    Telepathy Club [05:47] Inukawa     Just wait! [05:48] Takenaka     I can't do it anymore! [05:51] Saruta     This isn't good. [05:53] Kijibayashi     A club must have five      or more members, right? [05:55] Inukawa     What should we do, President? [05:58] Tome     What else can we do? [06:00] Tome     We have to find new members     like our lives depend on it! SIGN    Telepathy Club President:     Kurata Tome [06:07] Saruta     Maybe Takenaka-san came back. [06:09] Inukawa     That's gotta be it! Takenaka! SIGN    Student Council [06:13] Hikaru     I just received a submission of resignation     from this club, so be forewarned... [06:16] Inukawa     The... [06:17] All     The student council! SIGN    Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa [06:19] Hikaru     This club will now be abolished. [06:21] Kijibayashi     Abolished? [06:22] Saruta     Already?! [06:24] Hikaru     Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you     to gather all of your things. [06:27] Hikaru     I actually just had a brand-new club      request a club room. [06:31] Tome     H-Hold your horses! [06:34] Tome     I'm not going to let you     abolish the Telepathy Club! [06:36] Saruta     The Telepathy Club bond is strong. [06:38] Kijibayashi     The student council's got nothing on us! [06:40] Inukawa     You think you're all high-and-mighty     because of how you part your hair?! [06:43] Hikaru     Shut up. Do you really want to anger me? [06:49] Hikaru     If you're that desperate     to keep this club going, [06:52] Hikaru     bring me a new club member by     the end of the school day on Friday. SIGN    Telepathy Club [06:56] Inukawa     B-By Friday? [06:59] Kijibayashi     That only gives us two days. [07:01] Saruta     That's impossible. [07:04] Tome     Quit whining! [07:05] Tome     If we ask everyone we see to join,     we'll be able to snag at least one! [07:08] Saruta     No, that's impossible.     Recruiting season ended a long time ago. [07:12] Tome     No! I'm going to do this! [07:14] Tome     We have overcome so many obstacles     up until now, haven't we?! [07:20] All     President... [07:22] All     We haven't done a single thing... SIGN    The Next Day After School [07:30] Guy     Telepathy Club?     Sorry, what are you talking about? [07:32] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:34] Guy     I've got a job. [07:35] Girl     Abolished? What's wrong with that? [07:37] Guy     You should be studying.     We've got entrance exams this year. [07:40] Girl     Are there hot guys?     Do you have any hot guys? [07:43] Girl     I want to be able to date. SIGN    Girls Bathroom [07:45] Girl     I'd be worried about the stares,     and it seems dangerous. [07:47] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:49] Guy     Sorry. It's creepy, so no. [07:51] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:54] Girl     Creepy. [07:55] Guy     No. [07:55] Guy     Creepy. [07:56] Person     No. [07:56] Girl     It's creepy, so no. [08:01] Saruta     It really was impossible to find     new members this time of the year. [08:05] Inukawa     Not to mention we just keep     getting called creepy. [08:08] Inukawa     Now even I want to quit. [08:12] Tome     No! [08:15] Kijibayashi     The president's lost it! [08:16] Saruta     Please calm down! [08:20] Inukawa     The going-home club... [08:23] Inukawa     President! [08:23] Inukawa     I've brought him! He's not     in any clubs or committees, [08:26] Inukawa     and he doesn't have     any friends or girlfriends. [08:28] Inukawa     Salt Middle's final go-homer     and all-round bum, [08:29] Inukawa     Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1. [08:31] Mob     Well, he's basically right. [08:33] Tome     Well done, Inukawa! [08:35] Tome     Let me introduce you to the     other members, Kageyama-kun. [08:37] Tome     This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta. [08:40] Kijibayashi     Nice to meet you. [08:40] Saruta     Hey. [08:41] Tome     And I'm the president,     Kurata Tome, from class 3-5. [08:45] Tome     Call me Tome-chan. [08:50] Inukawa     The president is pulling out all the stops! [08:53] Mob     Tome-chan... [08:54] Mob     That's my grandmother's name. [08:57] Tome     I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too! [08:59] Tome     There you have it! [09:01] Tome     Join the Telepathy Club! [09:02] Mob     I can't today. [09:03] Tome     What?! [09:05] Inukawa     Wait a second, Mob!      You actually have plans? [09:08] Mob     Yeah. [09:09] Mob     I have to go to my exorcism job now. [09:12] Tome     Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean? [09:14] Inukawa     Ah, President! Actually, this guy     was sort of famous in grade school. [09:19] Inukawa     He could bend spoons and make erasers move... [09:22] Inukawa     In other words... [09:23] Inukawa     He's an esper! [09:25] Tome     Stop being weird and just join our club. [09:28] Tome     I'm sure the exorcism can     wait a little while. SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [09:34] Rei     Hey, what's up, Mob? [09:36] Mob     Ah, Master. [09:38] Mob     Is it all right if I'm a little late today?     I'm being recruited into a club. [09:41] Rei     That should be over instantly. [09:43] Mob     No, I have to wait until the     student council meeting is over, [09:46] Mob     and then go submit my club admission form. [09:48] Rei     Uh, wait. [09:49] Rei     So if I tell you to come immediately,     you're not going to join? [09:53] Mob     Yes, well... [09:54] Mob     Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first? [09:57] Rei     So it's not like you actually want to join? [09:59] Mob     Not really, no. [10:01] Rei     Then hurry on over. [10:02] Rei     Show them how quickly someone in the     going-home club can leave school. [10:05] Mob     He says he needs me right away,     so I'll be going now. [10:08] Tome     P-Put me on for a sec! [10:10] Tome     I really need Kageyama-kun to     join today, no matter what! [10:14] Rei     A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob. [10:17] Rei     Mob's not the type to play any sports. [10:20] Rei     Forcing him into things isn't good. [10:21] Tome     We're not a sports club! [10:23] Tome     We're the Telepathy Club! [10:25] Rei     Huh? What the hell is that? [10:26] Tome     It's a club where we train     to feel telepathic powers. [10:29] Rei     Uh, that sounds shady as hell. [10:31] Rei     What do you mean, "telepathy"? [10:32] Tome     Like you're one to talk! [10:35] Tome     I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP. [10:39] Tome     Aren't you using that to get more customers? [10:42] Tome     Because you're a phony! [10:44] Rei     Shut your mouth, amateur! [10:45] Rei     Don't you dare waste my student's     precious time with your nonsense! [10:49] Tome     What?! [10:51] Tome     Are you saying that you don't care     if our club gets abolished? [10:54] Tome     We'll get kicked out of the room! [10:57] Mob     Master, Senpai is about to cry,     so I think I'll join after all... [11:02] Rei     Don't be fooled! [11:03] Rei     Those are crocodile tears! [11:05] Rei     Bonds, memories, and friendship... [11:08] Rei     Like any of those things will disappear     because a club is abolished. [11:12] Rei     No! They just don't want to lose     their room, their budget, [11:17] Rei     and their pointless after-school time,     judging from what their club sounds like. [11:21] Rei     See through it, Mob! [11:23] Rei     That shady club is going down     because it's meant to go down. [11:27] Rei     If you understand,     hurry up and come to work! [11:30] Mob     I understand... [11:33] Mob     And so, I'll be leaving after all. [11:37] Inukawa     Wait! Hear me out, too! [11:40] Inukawa     It seems that the president     seriously believes in telepathy, [11:44] Inukawa     but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off. [11:47] Inukawa     But, right now, we're in middle school. [11:50] Inukawa     This is the only time we're going     to be able to goof off! [11:53] Inukawa     Play cards with us in this lazy     little paradise we've created! [11:58] Kijibayashi     You're not going to find a more     carefree club than this. [12:01] Kijibayashi     We have until tomorrow, so think it over. [12:05] Tome     You're our last hope, [12:08] Tome     Kageyama-kun! [12:11] Rei     You turned them down, didn't you? [12:13] Mob     No. I figured I could     take a night to think about it. [12:16] Rei     You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob. [12:20] Rei     You need to turn down things      you don't want to do. [12:23] Mob     Right now, the thing I least want to do [12:25] Mob     is be dressed like this. [12:28] Rei     Oh, there it is. [12:29] Rei     Saint Highso Girls' Academy. [12:31] Rei     It's a private all-girls high school. [12:34] Rei     We're meeting the clients up on the roof. [12:37] Mob     Okay. SIGN    Highso Private Girls' Academy [12:38] Guy     Stop! What are you doing? [12:39] Rei     Pardon? [12:40] Guy     I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb! [12:43] Rei     I'm a student here. [12:45] Guy     Reporting from the front gate. [12:46] Guy     A suspicious individual showed up!     Requesting backup! [12:49] Rei     Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it? [12:51] Guy     You perverted weirdo! [12:53] Mob     I knew this wouldn't work. [12:55] Mob     But I'm glad they instantly     saw through our disguises. [12:57] Mob     I didn't want to infiltrate the school     dressed up like this. [13:00] Guy     That was close, huh? [13:02] Guy     Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert. [13:04] Mob     Huh? [13:06] Guy     We'll deal with this phony. SIGN    G SIGN    GO [13:12] Mob     Huh? SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35% SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [13:24] Mob     Won't I get in a lot of trouble     if I'm busted? [13:30] Mob     He said we were meeting on the roof, but... [13:39] Mob     Um, hello. [13:41] Mob     I've come from the consultation office.     Are you the clients? [13:44] Girl     Huh? Who the hell are you? [13:47] Girl     An unfamiliar face.     You a transfer student? [13:49] Mob     Huh? [13:49] Girl     Consultation office? [13:51] Girl     You trying to get through to us thugs? [13:54] Girl     So annoying! [13:55] Girl     Like we're going to let some     twerp like you lecture us! [13:59] Mob     No, I'm just— [14:00] Girl     Why don't you mind your own business?! [14:03] Girl     If you don't, you're going to regret it! [14:05] Mob     Sorry about that... [14:08] Girl     Man, talk about a downer. Let's go. [14:10] Girl     Hmph! [14:15] Mari     Hello? [14:17] Chihiro     You promptly got picked on      by thugs. How funny. SIGN    Chihiro SIGN    Clients: SIGN    Mari SIGN    We're your clients. [14:24] Mari     Isn't that Reigen guy coming? [14:26] Mob     He was caught at the front gate. [14:28] Mari     Also, you both came here     dressed as girls? Seriously? [14:31] Mob     He couldn't get us permission to come in,     so we didn't have a choice... [14:34] Mari     I see. [14:35] Mari     Sorry to make you go through all that. [14:37] Chihiro     The school just refuses to take us seriously. [14:43] Mob     What did you tell them? [14:45] Mari     Students' belongings have been vanishing     under mysterious circumstances, [14:48] Mari     and we've been hearing weird noises... [14:50] Mari     Like, a poltergeist phenomenon? [14:52] Mari     We heard things have been spotted     floating through the air, too. [14:55] Chihiro     Right. Apparently a bra started     floating around in the locker room. [14:59] Mob     Bra...? [15:01] Mari     We're dead sure it has to be     something supernatural. [15:05] Chihiro     So we just called the cheapest     exorcist in the area [15:09] Chihiro     and somehow ended up with you. [15:12] Mob     Huh? [15:13] Mari     I can't believe a guy was trembling so much     dealing with some high school girls. [15:17] Mari     You must be quite the reliable gentleman. [15:19] Mob     Th-Thank you... [15:21] Chihiro     That was sarcasm, duh!     She wasn't complimenting you! [15:23] Mari     Are you sure we can trust you? [15:26] Chihiro     I have my doubts. [15:27] Chihiro     You seem unreliable. [15:29] Mari     What? [15:31] Chihiro     What's wrong? [15:32] Mob     I-It's okay... [15:34] Mob     I just have to perform an exorcism. [15:39] Chihiro     If you feel anything spiritual, let us know. [15:42] Mob     Right. [15:45] Mari     Well? Do you sense anything? [15:48] Mob     Just slightly... [15:49] Chihiro     I wonder if he's being serious... [15:53] Mob     It's here. Nearby. [15:54] Mari     Huh? Really?! [15:57] Girl     Someone help! [16:00] Mari     What's wrong? [16:01] Girl     Something was here... [16:04] Girl     Something was looking in     from the top of the door... [16:08] Chihiro     The windows are locked. [16:10] Mari     And no one's gone through the exit. [16:13] Mob     I'm going to follow the spirit. [16:18] Mari     Nothing so far? [16:21] Chihiro     We can trust you, right? [16:23] Mob     Right. [16:25] Mari     You still can't find it? [16:28] Mob     The spirit's angry. [16:30] Both     Huh? [16:31] Mob     If we keep pursuing it,     it might try to do something. [16:35] Chihiro     Eek! What are we going to do? [16:36] Mari     The basketball team is practicing inside. [16:39] Mob     I'm going to end this. [16:44] Mob     I've trapped the spirit. [16:52] Girl     Pass! Pass! Hey! [16:56] Mob     I've found you. [16:59] Girls     Huh? [17:04] Chihiro     It's huge! [17:05] Mari     What is that?! A ghost?! [17:08] Scent-Ghoul     Psychic brat... [17:11] Scent-Ghoul     How dare you trap me? [17:15] Scent-Ghoul     Are you going to try to ruin my paradise? SIGN    Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul [17:19] Scent-Ghoul     This is what you get! [17:32] Scent-Ghoul     Crap. I underestimated the psychic. [17:35] Scent-Ghoul     If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me! [17:40] Scent-Ghoul     You smell nice. [17:43] Scent-Ghoul     I choose you! [17:46] Mob     Look out! [17:47] Scent-Ghoul     Huh? [18:10] Mob     It's over. [18:11] Girl     Wow. [18:11] Girl     Want to go home together today? [18:11] Girl     How did you do that? [18:12] Girl     What class is she in? [18:12] Girl     So cool! [18:12] Girl     Tell me! [18:14] Mari     Listen to them cheer. Good for you. [18:17] Chihiro     Thanks. Looks like you were     pretty reliable after all. [18:20] Scent-Ghoul     Damn it... [18:23] Scent-Ghoul     How could I be defeated by a loser like you? [18:26] Scent-Ghoul     And here I thought      I'd finally found happiness. [18:30] Scent-Ghoul     You seem to be similar to me. [18:34] Mob     Similar? [18:35] Scent-Ghoul     The way you get nervous around girls... [18:39] Scent-Ghoul     You're playing the loser role in youth     just like me, aren't you? [18:43] Scent-Ghoul     I... [18:45] Scent-Ghoul     I finally started to have fun after I died. [18:48] Scent-Ghoul     I was content. [18:51] Scent-Ghoul     But I guess it's all over now. [18:56] Scent-Ghoul     Hey, are you living     every day to the fullest? [19:12] Ritsu     What's wrong? [19:13] Ritsu     You seem out of it. Something troubling you? [19:15] Mob     Huh? [19:16] Mob     No, I'm fine. [19:19] Ritsu     All right, then... [19:24] Inukawa     Mob! [19:25] Inukawa     You came! [19:27] Tome     We believed in you, Kageyama-kun! [19:30] Tome     Now, hurry up and     sign this club admission form. [19:34] Tome     You're already here? [19:36] Tome     That was awfully quick... [19:38] Tome     Vice President! [19:39] Hikaru     Well, I had to show this room... [19:43] Hikaru     to them. [19:45] Hikaru     This will become the club room [19:48] Hikaru     of the newly formed Body Improvement Club. [19:51] Tome     What? Hold on a sec! [19:53] Tome     The Telepathy Club won't be abolished! [19:55] Tome     Kageyama-kun here is just about to join! [19:58] Hikaru     What? [19:59] Hikaru     Are you insane? [20:01] Mob     Huh? [20:02] Hikaru     What grade are you in? [20:04] Mob     I'm a second-year. [20:05] Hikaru     Do you have any experience in other clubs? [20:07] Mob     No. [20:08] Hikaru     Do you have a close friend     in the Telepathy Club? [20:11] Mob     I have an acquaintance. [20:12] Hikaru     Do you go to cram school? [20:13] Mob     No. [20:14] Hikaru     Do you study? [20:15] Mob     Not really. [20:16] Hikaru     Do you have any hobbies? [20:17] Mob     Um... [20:18] Hikaru     Don't you have anything     that you want to do? [20:20] Mob     Huh? [20:22] Hikaru     If you let them goad you into joining     despite having no interest at all, [20:26] Hikaru     what exactly will you gain from it? [20:27] Mob     Well, I just want to live     every day to the fullest. [20:31] Hikaru     And will wasting your time after school     with cola, snacks, and video games [20:34] Hikaru     help you do that? [20:37] Hikaru     If you want to join of your own free will,      I will not stop you. [20:40] Hikaru     However, you should carefully     reconsider this. [20:43] Hikaru     What is it that you really want to do? [20:46] Mob     What I want to do... [20:49] Mob     Do I have anything I want to do? [20:51] Mob     Does everyone else have something? [20:54] Mob     Something enjoyable?     Something I'm envious of? [20:57] Mob     What are they enjoying? [20:59] Mob     Clubs, hobbies, and studying? [21:03] Mob     Hanging out with girls might be fun... [21:07] Mob     I did have a dream! [21:09] Mob     I wanted to confess my feelings to     my first love, Tsubomi-chan, [21:12] Mob     and hold hands while walking home together. [21:17] (Flashback) Mob     Look, Tsubomi-chan. [21:19] (Flashback) Mob     When you make frogs float,     they start swimming. [21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi     Wow, how cute. [21:24] (Flashback) Mob     I can make the bar all squishy. [21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi     You're amazing, Mob-kun. [21:30] (Flashback) Mob     Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan! [21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi     I'm bored of that. [21:38] (Flashback) Kid     The red team is fast! [21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi     You're so fast, Akira-kun! [21:46] Mob     That's right. If I can change anything     by joining a club... [21:52] Mob     I'll join! [21:56] Mob     Thank you for having me, [21:57] Mob     Body Improvement Club! [22:00] President     Huh? You want to join us? [22:03] Tome     Huh? [22:04] President     Good to have you! [22:06] Mob     Thank you! SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40% SIGN    Club Admission Form SIGN    I will join the Body Improvement Club. SIGN    Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo SIGN    Contact Information SIGN    Reason for Joining SIGN    Live SIGN    Saint Highso Girls' Academy SIGN    Pervert     Appears at an All-girls'     School in Broad Daylight!! [23:42] Newscaster     Unable to locate the whereabouts [23:44] Newscaster     of the suspicious individual who tried     to infiltrate an all-girls' school [23:47] Newscaster     in broad daylight by crossdressing, [23:49] Newscaster     the whole area is on high alert... [23:52] Reigen     Hot! SIGN    Wakusen Newspaper SIGN    Crossdressing... SIGN    Pervert!! [23:56] Reigen     Mob successfully joins the     Body Improvement Club. [23:58] Reigen     On his way home, in an     attempt to be popular, [24:00] Reigen     he heads to the main temple of     an obviously shady-looking cult. [24:02] Reigen     Are you really sure about this, Mob? [24:04] Reigen     Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3: [24:06] Reigen     "An Invite to a Meeting      Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular" SIGN    An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular [24:08] Reigen     Recording it? That's also a wise decision. E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Narrator     Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob. [00:05] Narrator     A second-year in middle school. [00:08] Narrator     The second year of middle school kicks off     the most sensitive period in one's life. [00:13] Narrator     People call it adolescence. [00:17] Narrator     Some hone their bodies playing sports, [00:19] Narrator     some work hard on their studies, [00:22] Narrator     some devote themselves to their hobbies, [00:24] Narrator     some polish their talents, [00:27] Narrator     some rebel, [00:29] Narrator     and some fall for the opposite sex [00:32] Narrator     and get a taste of bittersweet love. [00:35] Narrator     All those youthful desires come together to     form the amalgamation that is adolescence. [00:41] Narrator     And Mob was spending that     precious time working as [00:44] Narrator     an assistant at a psychic business     for 300 yen an hour. [00:48] Rei     The reason is porn sites! [00:51] Guy     Porn sites...? [00:54] Rei     Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is [00:57] Rei     a terrible one-click curse! SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Doubts About Youth      The Telepathy Club Appears SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [02:36] Guy     A-A one-click curse from porn sites? [02:39] Rei     They use illegal 18+ sites     to curse your shoulder [02:43] Rei     and make you pay fees. [02:45] Rei     Nowadays, even curses are being digitized. [02:48] Guy     Who the hell would believe that hogwash? [02:52] Reigen     Just don't move for a second.     I'll lift the curse now. [02:55] Guy     No, it's fine! [02:59] Rei     Your right shoulder is stiff—     The curse is strong. [03:02] Guy     Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto— [03:08] Guy     H-Huh? It actually feels good? [03:12] ---     Sorcery Crush! SIGN    Sorcery Crush [03:15] Rei     It's finished! [03:17] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special moves, [03:19] Narrator     where he relieves the stress     from physical fatigue SIGN    Abeshi [03:22] Narrator     and gets rid of stiff shoulders     and back pain. [03:29] Rei     I believe that I was able to     lift the curse, [03:31] Rei     but do your shoulders still feel heavy? [03:32] Guy     I'm sorry that I doubted you.     I feel much better! [03:36] Guy     May I come again? [03:39] Rei     Of course! SIGN    Reception SIGN    Manual SIGN    If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!! SIGN    This Month Only [03:41] Mob     Er, the massage fee [03:43] Mob     for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen. [03:45] Rei     You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!     Call it the curse-dispelling fee! [03:49] Mob     Your change is 200 yen. [03:51] Rei     Here. [03:52] Rei     You'll eat some, won't you, Mob? [03:54] Mob     Oh, sure. I'll have some. [03:57] Mob     Master Reigen, you're getting     much better at massages. [04:01] Rei     Well, yeah. [04:02] Rei     I've been trying various things to improve,     like reading books on Seitai. SIGN    Limited-Time Offer     If there are 3 evil spirits,     the exorcism fee on 1 of     them will be on the house!! SIGN    This Month Only [04:06] Rei     Of course, it's only effective     because of spiritual power. [04:11] Rei     Hot! [04:12] Rei     Such a waste! [04:16] Mob     Master, I've been thinking... [04:19] Rei     Well, this is rare.     You never try to start a conversation. [04:23] Mob     Well, I can use a little ESP,      and I'm different from other people, [04:27] Mob     so I came to discuss that with you     and ended up becoming your student. [04:32] Mob     At the time, I didn't have anyone     else to talk to, so I'm grateful, [04:37] Mob     because you teach me     various things and pay me. [04:41] Mob     However, is this really okay? [04:46] Mob     That's what I've been thinking lately. [04:49] Rei     Does he think his pay is too low? SIGN    Fake [04:52] Rei     Or did he finally find me out? SIGN    Liar SIGN    Con Artist SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic [04:55] Rei     What do you mean? [04:57] Mob     How do I put this... [04:58] Mob     Rather than waste my youth     working part-time after school, [05:01] Mob     I have a feeling that there may or may not be [05:03] Mob     some other things that     I can only experience now... [05:06] Rei     Huh? [05:08] Rei     Oh, so that's it. [05:10] Rei     Such is puberty, Mob-kun. [05:13] Rei     Is there something that     you want to do right now? [05:15] Rei     Be in a band? [05:16] Rei     Dance? SIGN    To Wakkanai [05:18] Rei     Hitchhike? [05:19] Mob     No, I don't have anything particular in mind. [05:22] Rei     Listen, Mob. [05:24] Rei     There's no need to rush into things. [05:27] Rei     In my expert opinion,     the going-home club is the absolute best. [05:30] Rei     You're goofing off during the period     you can goof off the most, [05:34] Rei     and that makes you a winner in my book. [05:36] Rei     Keep on lazing around and     make money from me. [05:39] Rei     Got it? [05:41] Inukawa     Wait a sec, Takenaka! [05:44] Takenaka     I get treated like a weirdo     just for being in this club! SIGN    Telepathy Club [05:47] Inukawa     Just wait! [05:48] Takenaka     I can't do it anymore! [05:51] Saruta     This isn't good. [05:53] Kijibayashi     A club must have five      or more members, right? [05:55] Inukawa     What should we do, President? [05:58] Tome     What else can we do? [06:00] Tome     We have to find new members     like our lives depend on it! SIGN    Telepathy Club President:     Kurata Tome [06:07] Saruta     Maybe Takenaka-san came back. [06:09] Inukawa     That's gotta be it! Takenaka! SIGN    Student Council [06:13] Hikaru     I just received a submission of resignation     from this club, so be forewarned... [06:16] Inukawa     The... [06:17] All     The student council! SIGN    Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa [06:19] Hikaru     This club will now be abolished. [06:21] Kijibayashi     Abolished? [06:22] Saruta     Already?! [06:24] Hikaru     Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you     to gather all of your things. [06:27] Hikaru     I actually just had a brand-new club      request a club room. [06:31] Tome     H-Hold your horses! [06:34] Tome     I'm not going to let you     abolish the Telepathy Club! [06:36] Saruta     The Telepathy Club bond is strong. [06:38] Kijibayashi     The student council's got nothing on us! [06:40] Inukawa     You think you're all high-and-mighty     because of how you part your hair?! [06:43] Hikaru     Shut up. Do you really want to anger me? [06:49] Hikaru     If you're that desperate     to keep this club going, [06:52] Hikaru     bring me a new club member by     the end of the school day on Friday. SIGN    Telepathy Club [06:56] Inukawa     B-By Friday? [06:59] Kijibayashi     That only gives us two days. [07:01] Saruta     That's impossible. [07:04] Tome     Quit whining! [07:05] Tome     If we ask everyone we see to join,     we'll be able to snag at least one! [07:08] Saruta     No, that's impossible.     Recruiting season ended a long time ago. [07:12] Tome     No! I'm going to do this! [07:14] Tome     We have overcome so many obstacles     up until now, haven't we?! [07:20] All     President... [07:22] All     We haven't done a single thing... SIGN    The Next Day After School [07:30] Guy     Telepathy Club?     Sorry, what are you talking about? [07:32] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:34] Guy     I've got a job. [07:35] Girl     Abolished? What's wrong with that? [07:37] Guy     You should be studying.     We've got entrance exams this year. [07:40] Girl     Are there hot guys?     Do you have any hot guys? [07:43] Girl     I want to be able to date. SIGN    Girls Bathroom [07:45] Girl     I'd be worried about the stares,     and it seems dangerous. [07:47] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:49] Guy     Sorry. It's creepy, so no. [07:51] Guy     It's creepy, so no. [07:54] Girl     Creepy. [07:55] Guy     No. [07:55] Guy     Creepy. [07:56] Person     No. [07:56] Girl     It's creepy, so no. [08:01] Saruta     It really was impossible to find     new members this time of the year. [08:05] Inukawa     Not to mention we just keep     getting called creepy. [08:08] Inukawa     Now even I want to quit. [08:12] Tome     No! [08:15] Kijibayashi     The president's lost it! [08:16] Saruta     Please calm down! [08:20] Inukawa     The going-home club... [08:23] Inukawa     President! [08:23] Inukawa     I've brought him! He's not     in any clubs or committees, [08:26] Inukawa     and he doesn't have     any friends or girlfriends. [08:28] Inukawa     Salt Middle's final go-homer     and all-round bum, [08:29] Inukawa     Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1. [08:31] Mob     Well, he's basically right. [08:33] Tome     Well done, Inukawa! [08:35] Tome     Let me introduce you to the     other members, Kageyama-kun. [08:37] Tome     This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta. [08:40] Kijibayashi     Nice to meet you. [08:40] Saruta     Hey. [08:41] Tome     And I'm the president,     Kurata Tome, from class 3-5. [08:45] Tome     Call me Tome-chan. [08:50] Inukawa     The president is pulling out all the stops! [08:53] Mob     Tome-chan... [08:54] Mob     That's my grandmother's name. [08:57] Tome     I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too! [08:59] Tome     There you have it! [09:01] Tome     Join the Telepathy Club! [09:02] Mob     I can't today. [09:03] Tome     What?! [09:05] Inukawa     Wait a second, Mob!      You actually have plans? [09:08] Mob     Yeah. [09:09] Mob     I have to go to my exorcism job now. [09:12] Tome     Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean? [09:14] Inukawa     Ah, President! Actually, this guy     was sort of famous in grade school. [09:19] Inukawa     He could bend spoons and make erasers move... [09:22] Inukawa     In other words... [09:23] Inukawa     He's an esper! [09:25] Tome     Stop being weird and just join our club. [09:28] Tome     I'm sure the exorcism can     wait a little while. SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [09:34] Rei     Hey, what's up, Mob? [09:36] Mob     Ah, Master. [09:38] Mob     Is it all right if I'm a little late today?     I'm being recruited into a club. [09:41] Rei     That should be over instantly. [09:43] Mob     No, I have to wait until the     student council meeting is over, [09:46] Mob     and then go submit my club admission form. [09:48] Rei     Uh, wait. [09:49] Rei     So if I tell you to come immediately,     you're not going to join? [09:53] Mob     Yes, well... [09:54] Mob     Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first? [09:57] Rei     So it's not like you actually want to join? [09:59] Mob     Not really, no. [10:01] Rei     Then hurry on over. [10:02] Rei     Show them how quickly someone in the     going-home club can leave school. [10:05] Mob     He says he needs me right away,     so I'll be going now. [10:08] Tome     P-Put me on for a sec! [10:10] Tome     I really need Kageyama-kun to     join today, no matter what! [10:14] Rei     A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob. [10:17] Rei     Mob's not the type to play any sports. [10:20] Rei     Forcing him into things isn't good. [10:21] Tome     We're not a sports club! [10:23] Tome     We're the Telepathy Club! [10:25] Rei     Huh? What the hell is that? [10:26] Tome     It's a club where we train     to feel telepathic powers. [10:29] Rei     Uh, that sounds shady as hell. [10:31] Rei     What do you mean, "telepathy"? [10:32] Tome     Like you're one to talk! [10:35] Tome     I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP. [10:39] Tome     Aren't you using that to get more customers? [10:42] Tome     Because you're a phony! [10:44] Rei     Shut your mouth, amateur! [10:45] Rei     Don't you dare waste my student's     precious time with your nonsense! [10:49] Tome     What?! [10:51] Tome     Are you saying that you don't care     if our club gets abolished? [10:54] Tome     We'll get kicked out of the room! [10:57] Mob     Master, Senpai is about to cry,     so I think I'll join after all... [11:02] Rei     Don't be fooled! [11:03] Rei     Those are crocodile tears! [11:05] Rei     Bonds, memories, and friendship... [11:08] Rei     Like any of those things will disappear     because a club is abolished. [11:12] Rei     No! They just don't want to lose     their room, their budget, [11:17] Rei     and their pointless after-school time,     judging from what their club sounds like. [11:21] Rei     See through it, Mob! [11:23] Rei     That shady club is going down     because it's meant to go down. [11:27] Rei     If you understand,     hurry up and come to work! [11:30] Mob     I understand... [11:33] Mob     And so, I'll be leaving after all. [11:37] Inukawa     Wait! Hear me out, too! [11:40] Inukawa     It seems that the president     seriously believes in telepathy, [11:44] Inukawa     but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off. [11:47] Inukawa     But, right now, we're in middle school. [11:50] Inukawa     This is the only time we're going     to be able to goof off! [11:53] Inukawa     Play cards with us in this lazy     little paradise we've created! [11:58] Kijibayashi     You're not going to find a more     carefree club than this. [12:01] Kijibayashi     We have until tomorrow, so think it over. [12:05] Tome     You're our last hope, [12:08] Tome     Kageyama-kun! [12:11] Rei     You turned them down, didn't you? [12:13] Mob     No. I figured I could     take a night to think about it. [12:16] Rei     You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob. [12:20] Rei     You need to turn down things      you don't want to do. [12:23] Mob     Right now, the thing I least want to do [12:25] Mob     is be dressed like this. [12:28] Rei     Oh, there it is. [12:29] Rei     Saint Highso Girls' Academy. [12:31] Rei     It's a private all-girls high school. [12:34] Rei     We're meeting the clients up on the roof. [12:37] Mob     Okay. SIGN    Highso Private Girls' Academy [12:38] Guy     Stop! What are you doing? [12:39] Rei     Pardon? [12:40] Guy     I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb! [12:43] Rei     I'm a student here. [12:45] Guy     Reporting from the front gate. [12:46] Guy     A suspicious individual showed up!     Requesting backup! [12:49] Rei     Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it? [12:51] Guy     You perverted weirdo! [12:53] Mob     I knew this wouldn't work. [12:55] Mob     But I'm glad they instantly     saw through our disguises. [12:57] Mob     I didn't want to infiltrate the school     dressed up like this. [13:00] Guy     That was close, huh? [13:02] Guy     Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert. [13:04] Mob     Huh? [13:06] Guy     We'll deal with this phony. SIGN    G SIGN    GO [13:12] Mob     Huh? SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35% SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [13:24] Mob     Won't I get in a lot of trouble     if I'm busted? [13:30] Mob     He said we were meeting on the roof, but... [13:39] Mob     Um, hello. [13:41] Mob     I've come from the consultation office.     Are you the clients? [13:44] Girl     Huh? Who the hell are you? [13:47] Girl     An unfamiliar face.     You a transfer student? [13:49] Mob     Huh? [13:49] Girl     Consultation office? [13:51] Girl     You trying to get through to us thugs? [13:54] Girl     So annoying! [13:55] Girl     Like we're going to let some     twerp like you lecture us! [13:59] Mob     No, I'm just— [14:00] Girl     Why don't you mind your own business?! [14:03] Girl     If you don't, you're going to regret it! [14:05] Mob     Sorry about that... [14:08] Girl     Man, talk about a downer. Let's go. [14:10] Girl     Hmph! [14:15] Mari     Hello? [14:17] Chihiro     You promptly got picked on      by thugs. How funny. SIGN    Chihiro SIGN    Clients: SIGN    Mari SIGN    We're your clients. [14:24] Mari     Isn't that Reigen guy coming? [14:26] Mob     He was caught at the front gate. [14:28] Mari     Also, you both came here     dressed as girls? Seriously? [14:31] Mob     He couldn't get us permission to come in,     so we didn't have a choice... [14:34] Mari     I see. [14:35] Mari     Sorry to make you go through all that. [14:37] Chihiro     The school just refuses to take us seriously. [14:43] Mob     What did you tell them? [14:45] Mari     Students' belongings have been vanishing     under mysterious circumstances, [14:48] Mari     and we've been hearing weird noises... [14:50] Mari     Like, a poltergeist phenomenon? [14:52] Mari     We heard things have been spotted     floating through the air, too. [14:55] Chihiro     Right. Apparently a bra started     floating around in the locker room. [14:59] Mob     Bra...? [15:01] Mari     We're dead sure it has to be     something supernatural. [15:05] Chihiro     So we just called the cheapest     exorcist in the area [15:09] Chihiro     and somehow ended up with you. [15:12] Mob     Huh? [15:13] Mari     I can't believe a guy was trembling so much     dealing with some high school girls. [15:17] Mari     You must be quite the reliable gentleman. [15:19] Mob     Th-Thank you... [15:21] Chihiro     That was sarcasm, duh!     She wasn't complimenting you! [15:23] Mari     Are you sure we can trust you? [15:26] Chihiro     I have my doubts. [15:27] Chihiro     You seem unreliable. [15:29] Mari     What? [15:31] Chihiro     What's wrong? [15:32] Mob     I-It's okay... [15:34] Mob     I just have to perform an exorcism. [15:39] Chihiro     If you feel anything spiritual, let us know. [15:42] Mob     Right. [15:45] Mari     Well? Do you sense anything? [15:48] Mob     Just slightly... [15:49] Chihiro     I wonder if he's being serious... [15:53] Mob     It's here. Nearby. [15:54] Mari     Huh? Really?! [15:57] Girl     Someone help! [16:00] Mari     What's wrong? [16:01] Girl     Something was here... [16:04] Girl     Something was looking in     from the top of the door... [16:08] Chihiro     The windows are locked. [16:10] Mari     And no one's gone through the exit. [16:13] Mob     I'm going to follow the spirit. [16:18] Mari     Nothing so far? [16:21] Chihiro     We can trust you, right? [16:23] Mob     Right. [16:25] Mari     You still can't find it? [16:28] Mob     The spirit's angry. [16:30] Both     Huh? [16:31] Mob     If we keep pursuing it,     it might try to do something. [16:35] Chihiro     Eek! What are we going to do? [16:36] Mari     The basketball team is practicing inside. [16:39] Mob     I'm going to end this. [16:44] Mob     I've trapped the spirit. [16:52] Girl     Pass! Pass! Hey! [16:56] Mob     I've found you. [16:59] Girls     Huh? [17:04] Chihiro     It's huge! [17:05] Mari     What is that?! A ghost?! [17:08] Scent-Ghoul     Psychic brat... [17:11] Scent-Ghoul     How dare you trap me? [17:15] Scent-Ghoul     Are you going to try to ruin my paradise? SIGN    Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul [17:19] Scent-Ghoul     This is what you get! [17:32] Scent-Ghoul     Crap. I underestimated the psychic. [17:35] Scent-Ghoul     If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me! [17:40] Scent-Ghoul     You smell nice. [17:43] Scent-Ghoul     I choose you! [17:46] Mob     Look out! [17:47] Scent-Ghoul     Huh? [18:10] Mob     It's over. [18:11] Girl     Wow. [18:11] Girl     Want to go home together today? [18:11] Girl     How did you do that? [18:12] Girl     What class is she in? [18:12] Girl     So cool! [18:12] Girl     Tell me! [18:14] Mari     Listen to them cheer. Good for you. [18:17] Chihiro     Thanks. Looks like you were     pretty reliable after all. [18:20] Scent-Ghoul     Damn it... [18:23] Scent-Ghoul     How could I be defeated by a loser like you? [18:26] Scent-Ghoul     And here I thought      I'd finally found happiness. [18:30] Scent-Ghoul     You seem to be similar to me. [18:34] Mob     Similar? [18:35] Scent-Ghoul     The way you get nervous around girls... [18:39] Scent-Ghoul     You're playing the loser role in youth     just like me, aren't you? [18:43] Scent-Ghoul     I... [18:45] Scent-Ghoul     I finally started to have fun after I died. [18:48] Scent-Ghoul     I was content. [18:51] Scent-Ghoul     But I guess it's all over now. [18:56] Scent-Ghoul     Hey, are you living     every day to the fullest? [19:12] Ritsu     What's wrong? [19:13] Ritsu     You seem out of it. Something troubling you? [19:15] Mob     Huh? [19:16] Mob     No, I'm fine. [19:19] Ritsu     All right, then... [19:24] Inukawa     Mob! [19:25] Inukawa     You came! [19:27] Tome     We believed in you, Kageyama-kun! [19:30] Tome     Now, hurry up and     sign this club admission form. [19:34] Tome     You're already here? [19:36] Tome     That was awfully quick... [19:38] Tome     Vice President! [19:39] Hikaru     Well, I had to show this room... [19:43] Hikaru     to them. [19:45] Hikaru     This will become the club room [19:48] Hikaru     of the newly formed Body Improvement Club. [19:51] Tome     What? Hold on a sec! [19:53] Tome     The Telepathy Club won't be abolished! [19:55] Tome     Kageyama-kun here is just about to join! [19:58] Hikaru     What? [19:59] Hikaru     Are you insane? [20:01] Mob     Huh? [20:02] Hikaru     What grade are you in? [20:04] Mob     I'm a second-year. [20:05] Hikaru     Do you have any experience in other clubs? [20:07] Mob     No. [20:08] Hikaru     Do you have a close friend     in the Telepathy Club? [20:11] Mob     I have an acquaintance. [20:12] Hikaru     Do you go to cram school? [20:13] Mob     No. [20:14] Hikaru     Do you study? [20:15] Mob     Not really. [20:16] Hikaru     Do you have any hobbies? [20:17] Mob     Um... [20:18] Hikaru     Don't you have anything     that you want to do? [20:20] Mob     Huh? [20:22] Hikaru     If you let them goad you into joining     despite having no interest at all, [20:26] Hikaru     what exactly will you gain from it? [20:27] Mob     Well, I just want to live     every day to the fullest. [20:31] Hikaru     And will wasting your time after school     with cola, snacks, and video games [20:34] Hikaru     help you do that? [20:37] Hikaru     If you want to join of your own free will,      I will not stop you. [20:40] Hikaru     However, you should carefully     reconsider this. [20:43] Hikaru     What is it that you really want to do? [20:46] Mob     What I want to do... [20:49] Mob     Do I have anything I want to do? [20:51] Mob     Does everyone else have something? [20:54] Mob     Something enjoyable?     Something I'm envious of? [20:57] Mob     What are they enjoying? [20:59] Mob     Clubs, hobbies, and studying? [21:03] Mob     Hanging out with girls might be fun... [21:07] Mob     I did have a dream! [21:09] Mob     I wanted to confess my feelings to     my first love, Tsubomi-chan, [21:12] Mob     and hold hands while walking home together. [21:17] (Flashback) Mob     Look, Tsubomi-chan. [21:19] (Flashback) Mob     When you make frogs float,     they start swimming. [21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi     Wow, how cute. [21:24] (Flashback) Mob     I can make the bar all squishy. [21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi     You're amazing, Mob-kun. [21:30] (Flashback) Mob     Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan! [21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi     I'm bored of that. [21:38] (Flashback) Kid     The red team is fast! [21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi     You're so fast, Akira-kun! [21:46] Mob     That's right. If I can change anything     by joining a club... [21:52] Mob     I'll join! [21:56] Mob     Thank you for having me, [21:57] Mob     Body Improvement Club! [22:00] President     Huh? You want to join us? [22:03] Tome     Huh? [22:04] President     Good to have you! [22:06] Mob     Thank you! SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40% SIGN    Club Admission Form SIGN    I will join the Body Improvement Club. SIGN    Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo SIGN    Contact Information SIGN    Reason for Joining SIGN    Live SIGN    Saint Highso Girls' Academy SIGN    Pervert     Appears at an All-girls'     School in Broad Daylight!! [23:42] Newscaster     Unable to locate the whereabouts [23:44] Newscaster     of the suspicious individual who tried     to infiltrate an all-girls' school [23:47] Newscaster     in broad daylight by crossdressing, [23:49] Newscaster     the whole area is on high alert... [23:52] Reigen     Hot! SIGN    Wakusen Newspaper SIGN    Crossdressing... SIGN    Pervert!! [23:56] Reigen     Mob successfully joins the     Body Improvement Club. [23:58] Reigen     On his way home, in an     attempt to be popular, [24:00] Reigen     he heads to the main temple of     an obviously shady-looking cult. [24:02] Reigen     Are you really sure about this, Mob? [24:04] Reigen     Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3: [24:06] Reigen     "An Invite to a Meeting      Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular" SIGN    An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular [24:08] Reigen     Recording it? That's also a wise decision. E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School [00:05] Guy     The guys from Salt Middle School are strong! SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School Gang Leader:     Edano Tsuyoshi [00:08] Guy     Damn it... So he's Salt Middle School's     Tenga the Demon! SIGN    Salt Middle School     Gang Leader:     Onigawara Tenga [00:11] Tenga     Is that all you've got?     That wasn't even a warm-up. [00:16] Guy     Damn it! [00:17] Guy     The shadow leader! [00:18] Guy     Someone get Teru-san! [00:22] Guy     D-Damn... [00:23] Guy     That's Teru-san for you. [00:25] Guy     But isn't this a bit overboard? [00:28] Teruki     It had to be done. [00:29] Teruki     They had the nerve to stand up to me. SIGN    What's for lunch today? We can actually go out for lunch sometime, right? Right? Right? Right? [00:31] Teruki     If you show idiots like these      that you're out of their league, [00:35] Teruki     they'll suddenly bow down to you,     like completely different people. SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year: [00:38] Teruki     Just like you guys. SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year     Hanazawa Teruki [00:40] Teruki     Not to mention, it's not a bad idea     having these guys indebted to me. SIGN    A.K.A.: SIGN    Teru [00:47] Teruki     Be it power or people... [00:49] Teruki     I'm going to take advantage     of everything I can. [00:52] Teruki     After all, I'm the main character     in this world. SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    Idiots Only Event Kin [02:31] Mom     Shige, wake up! [02:34] Mom     You're going to be late. [02:38] Dimple     Good morning. Isn't it a     lovely morning, Partner? [02:42] Dimple     You surprised? [02:43] Dimple     Well, you know what they say.     Yesterday's enemy could be today's friend. [02:47] Dimple     Hm? You want to shake hands? [02:50] Dimple     What are you—Stop! Wait, wait! [02:54] Dimple     You startled me! What was that for?! [02:57] Mob     I thought this might be a dream. [02:59] Dimple     And when you think that,     you're supposed to pinch your own cheek! [03:03] Mob     Who are you? [03:04] Dimple     I'm Dimple! The head of the religious group! [03:07] Dimple     You know, we had a fight     to the death yesterday! [03:10] Mob     Oh... So you didn't completely disappear. [03:12] Dimple     W-Wait! Hear me out! [03:14] Dimple     I don't plan on living the rest     of my life as some spirit! [03:18] Mob     But aren't you already dead? [03:20] Dimple     You're not supposed to go there, Shige-chan. [03:23] Dimple     An idol! A pro baseball player!     A movie star! [03:26] Dimple     Everyone has some kind of dream! [03:29] Dimple     And I have an ambition, too. [03:31] Dimple     To stand at the top of all creation... [03:34] Dimple     Basically, to become God! [03:36] Dimple     I dream of the day that I become God. [03:39] Mob     Huh... So that's why you created     that religious organization. [03:43] Dimple     Though it was destroyed. [03:45] Dimple     But now I know... [03:47] Dimple     that in order to gain command     over people's hearts, [03:49] Dimple     I just have to show off some     strong psychic powers. [03:53] Dimple     Shige-chan! Pair up with me! [03:55] Dimple     Let's shoot for the top of the world together! [03:58] Mob     Any more final words? [04:00] Dimple     Eek! [04:01] Dimple     Seriously?! [04:03] Dimple     I don't want to disappear yet! [04:05] Dimple     I won't do anything bad anymore! [04:08] Mob     Really? [04:09] Dimple     Really! [04:12] Mob     All right. [04:14] Mob     Then I'll discuss it with my master. [04:16] Mob     Don't do anything weird at my home or school. [04:20] Dimple     Talk about a softy. [04:22] Dimple     I'll just wait for my chance to possess him. [04:27] Ritsu     Nii-san, Mom says to hurry up     and eat breakfast. [04:30] Mob     Okay. I'll be right there. [04:32] Ritsu     Were you talking to someone just now? [04:34] Mob     Nope. [04:36] Ritsu     Oh, okay. [04:37] Ritsu     Anyway, hurry up. [04:38] Mob     Okay. [04:40] Dimple     Your brother seems pretty     smart and nice, Shige-chan. [04:44] Mob     My name's Shigeo. [04:46] Mob     Call me "Shige-chan" one more time,     and I'll exorcise you. [04:49] Dimple     A-All right. Sorry, Sh-Shigeo. SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School [04:53] Dimple     Just as I found out yesterday,     it's hard to read what Shigeo's thinking. [04:59] Dimple     I must study his personal and social life     and try to figure him out. [05:04] Dimple     If all goes well, Shigeo could start to     see me as someone who truly gets him. [05:09] Dimple     If he eventually starts relying on me... [05:15] Mezato     Hey, Kageyama-kun. [05:17] Mezato     You're Kageyama Ritsu-kun     from Class 1-3, right? [05:20] Ritsu     Yeah. [05:21] Mezato     I'm Mezato from Class 2-1     and the school paper. [05:24] Mezato     Do you have a sec? [05:26] Ritsu     So you're in the same class as my brother. [05:28] Ritsu     If you want to know about his     psychic powers, ask him yourself. [05:31] Mezato     Aw, come on. I have something     interesting to tell you, too. [05:36] Ritsu     Did something happen with my brother? SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [05:39] Rei     I accept. [05:42] Rei     I'll exorcise this evil spirit photo, [05:47] Rei     so please come back in about two hours. [05:52] Rei     Graphic Exorcism! [05:56] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special moves,     where he uses CG software to edit photos SIGN    Graphic Exorcism [06:02] Narrator     and makes them look perfectly natural. [06:05] Rei     Crap! [06:06] Rei     I accidentally erased     the client's eyebrow, too! [06:10] Mob     Master. [06:11] Rei     Is that you, Mob? I'm a bit busy     right now, so give me a minute. [06:13] Dimple     Wait... That's your master? [06:16] Mob     Yup. He's Master Reigen, a psychic. [06:19] Dimple     Uh, you can't be serious. [06:21] Mob     What do you mean? [06:22] Dimple     I don't feel any spiritual power     from him at all. [06:25] Dimple     That idiot Shigeo is totally getting used. [06:29] Dimple     I could let him know... [06:32] Dimple     But no, this is fine. [06:35] Dimple     I'm going to use him to the fullest, too! [06:39] Rei     All right, it's done. [06:41] Mob     Master, I've had this spirit     stuck to me since this morning. [06:44] Mob     What do you think I should do? [06:46] Mob     Should I erase it? [06:48] Rei     Hm? [06:51] Dimple     Hmph. You won't be able to see me, you fake. [06:55] Rei     It's too weak for me to see. SIGN    Wha!!? [06:58] Rei     For you, it'd be about the same     as a ladybug on your shoulder. [07:02] Rei     Do whatever you want. [07:04] Mob     Good for you. [07:05] Mob     If you don't cause any harm,     I won't erase you. SIGN    A Delicious Lifestyle     MobDonalds SIGN    Where Dimples Magically Appear On Your Face When You Eat [07:09] Ritsu     There's nothing that triggered it. [07:11] Ritsu     Nii-san was born with his psychic powers. [07:15] Ritsu     Ever since I can remember, [07:17] Ritsu     Nii-san has been causing     strange phenomena and showing me. [07:21] Ritsu     To me, Nii-san was the standard of the world. [07:25] Mezato     Standard? [07:27] Ritsu     But it's been a while since Nii-san's     used his powers in front of others. [07:33] Ritsu     What happened to my brother? [07:36] Mezato     Mob-kun's caused quite a stir. SIGN    We're Looking For Our God. The Psycho Helmet Religion [07:40] Dimple     Doesn't this look like you, Shigeo? [07:42] Mob     No. [07:43] Dimple     Hm? This phone number's... I see. [07:48] Dimple     So now they're seeking support from Shigeo. [07:52] Dimple     Jeez, they're so easy to read. [07:56] Mezato     Mob-kun's hidden charisma [07:59] Mezato     managed to bring forth adoration     from a lot of people at once. [08:02] Mezato     So much so that it formed a new religion. [08:05] Mezato     I think he deserves more recognition. [08:09] Mezato     So I thought I'd get an exclusive     from your point of view— [08:12] Ritsu     I'll have to decline, Mezato-senpai. [08:15] Ritsu     Nii-san's powers are not some sideshow. [08:17] Mezato     No, that's not what I meant... [08:20] Mezato     Well, maybe I did. [08:22] Mezato     But he could get really popular— [08:23] Ritsu     Well, I'll be going now. [08:29] Mezato     Kageyama Ritsu-kun. SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu-Class 1-3     in the student council     Hot! Top of his class     Good at sports     Good at sprints     Apparently he's fast SIGN    Seems a bit hard to get close to     Has a lot of secret fans     Relationship with brother: unknown     I don't really know about Mob-kun, either     Likes tofu     Blood type: B Born 7/2 [08:31] Mezato     His grades are at the top of his class, [08:33] Mezato     and he's a hot, popular guy     who is great at sports. [08:37] Mezato     He's got everything that Mob-kun doesn't. [08:42] Mezato     Jeez... [08:43] Mezato     People really aren't born equal... [08:51] Ritsu     Nii-san was the standard of my world. [08:55] Ritsu     Psychic powers were a perfectly     normal existence for me. [08:59] Ritsu     Because I'm his little brother, [09:01] Ritsu     I thought that I would be able     to use them, too, someday. [09:05] Ritsu     That's what I wished for... [09:07] Ritsu     "Charisma," my foot! [09:09] Ritsu     "Popular," my foot! [09:11] Ritsu     Give me a break! [09:13] Ritsu     Psychic powers aren't that cheap! [09:22] Mob     I'm leaving now. [09:23] Ritsu     Nii-san. I'll go with you. [09:26] Mob     That's rare. You're usually gone early. [09:29] Ritsu     There isn't a student council     meeting this morning. [09:32] Ritsu     Also, I wanted to talk to you     about something. [09:36] Dimple     He seems to be pretty close to you. [09:39] Ritsu     Why don't you use your      psychic powers more often? [09:44] Mob     I don't get any opportunities to. [09:46] Dimple     And I'm telling you there's plenty! [09:50] Ritsu     I guess you don't have any desires. [09:52] Mob     I do, but using my powers would be pointless. [09:56] Ritsu     Huh? [09:57] Mob     Psychic powers aren't needed     to survive in the first place. [10:01] Dimple     You're the only one who thinks that! [10:04] Dimple     They're not pointless! You just haven't     realized how useful they are! [10:08] Ritsu     Are there things that you can't have,     even if you use your powers? [10:11] Dimple     Not at all! You can even become God! [10:15] Mob     Muscles. [10:17] Dimple     What is he talking about? [10:20] Mob     Or the ability to understand girls,     or read my surroundings. [10:24] Mob     I think there's even more     than that, like wisdom. [10:28] Mob     I envy you, Ritsu. [10:37] Mob     Hm... Yeah. SIGN    Find the Area [10:39] Mob     I mean, psychic powers can't even     help you solve math problems. [10:44] Dimple     If those powers belonged to someone else, [10:47] Dimple     we would have seen a completely     different world... [10:52] Goda     What did you want with the     Body Improvement Club? [10:54] Goda     This is no place for the likes of you. [10:59] Goda     Unlike you guys who waste your lives away, [11:02] Goda     we are living in the moment, Onigawara. [11:05] Tenga     What about them? [11:11] Goda     If you have something to say,     let's go outside. [11:13] Tenga     He avoided the question! [11:16] Tenga     I'll keep this short. [11:17] Tenga     You guys in the Body Improvement Club [11:20] Tenga     have the strongest bodies     in Salt Middle School. [11:23] Tenga     I want to ask for your guys' help in order     to crush Black Vinegar Middle School! [11:27] Goda     Sadly, this is lower body strengthening month, [11:31] Goda     so we're busy doing squats. [11:34] Tenga     Squats?! What are you... [11:35] Goda     Fighting is stupid! [11:38] Goda     Our muscles don't exist     for something so petty! [11:43] Yamazaki     What'd you say?! [11:49] Shimura     Say no to violence. [11:51] Tenga     H-He stopped Yamazaki with one hand... [11:54] Tenga     With these musclebound freaks on our side,     we'd definitely be able to win! [11:59] Tenga     What? [12:00] Tenga     There's one guy who obviously     hasn't improved his body... [12:05] Dimple     Shigeo, you aren't actually     aiming for this, are you? SIGN    Progress Toward SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 28% SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [12:19] TV     Next is today's weather. [12:22] TV     Though a lot of parts will be sunny today, [12:25] TV     there is some instability in the atmosphere. [12:27] TV     There is a possibility of     thunderstorms and high winds. [12:31] TV     If you're going out, it may be a good idea     to bring along a foldable umbrella... [12:33] Tenga     You gotta fight poison with poison. [12:36] Tenga     I'll send Salt Middle's extraterritoriality,     the Body Improvement Club, [12:39] Tenga     to clash with Black Vinegar Middle's     shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki. [12:43] Kawa     You've got that saying slightly wrong. [12:46] Kawa     And the Body Improvement Club     isn't really poison... [12:49] Shima     Isn't the nuance of extraterritoriality     a bit weird, too? [12:51] Shima     I think he just wanted to try saying it. [12:53] Yamazaki     Both of those came up in class recently. [12:56] Yamazaki     Apparently Tenga-san is     actually paying attention. [12:59] Yamazaki     Though he's an idiot— [13:05] Kawa     Th-There it is! [13:06] Kawa     Demon Rush! Tenga-san's special move     of repeated punches! [13:09] Kawa     It's a legendary move that     you rarely get to see. [13:12] Shima     It's supposed to be rare,     but apparently he's using it here! [13:16] Shima     You really are amazing, Tenga-san. SIGN    To Kageyama-kun of the Body Improvement Club <3 How are you? I'm a girl, but Kageyama-kun, I abhor you!!! I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park. <3 Please come!!! [13:27] Mob     Th-This is... [13:31] Mob     What is this? Abhor? [13:34] Mob     Did I offend someone? [13:36] Dimple     I'm assuming it's supposed     to be a love letter. [13:38] Dimple     They spelled "adore" wrong. [13:39] Mob     Adore? What?! [13:42] Dimple     Er, that's definitely a lie. [13:44] Mob     Huh? [13:45] Mob     This is a lie? [13:47] Dimple     That's a guy's handwriting,     so it's clearly a fake love letter. [13:51] Dimple     You're too unpopular to realize, huh? [13:53] Mob     So, this is a lie? [13:55] Dimple     Let it go, Shigeo. Let it go. [13:59] Mob     It's a li— SIGN    Challenge. By Onigawara. You took real good care of us last time. Our helper will deal with you this time, so come to Ankle Park. Bring as many as you want. Don't run away, you rice bastards!!! [14:01] Guy     We received a challenge. [14:03] Guy     The only one with handwriting this bad [14:05] Guy     is Onigawara from Salt Middle School. [14:08] Guy     He doesn't give up, does he? [14:10] Guy     What's this "you rice bastards" part mean? [14:13] Guy     I think he wanted to write "you rat bastards." [14:15] Guys     You're so smart, Edano-san. [14:17] Boss     No, it's just that Onigawara is stupid. [14:23] Tenga     My plan is so perfect that I scare myself. [14:27] Tenga     Now we just have to wait for them to take the bait, and make our move. [14:32] Kawa     I'm sure the guys from     Black Vinegar Middle will be there, [14:35] Kawa     but will the guy from the     Body Improvement Club show up? [14:38] Kawa     He might think it's a prank. [14:39] Tenga     No, he'll definitely fall for it. [14:42] Tenga     Just in case, I wrote "I'm a girl," on it. [14:46] Tenga     And added a heart! [14:48] Shima     A girl wouldn't write "I'm a girl"... [14:50] Yamazaki     Seriously, no one's going to fall for that. [14:54] Narrator     But he did. [14:56] Dimple     You're seriously... [14:58] Mob     Well, if a girl actually is waiting,     I'd feel bad for her. [15:01] Dimple     I told you that's a fantasy! SIGN    Ankle Park [15:04] Dimple     Are you sure about this? [15:06] Dimple     You didn't even tell the muscle guys. [15:08] Mob     We're supposed to train on our own today. [15:11] Boss     Hey. [15:12] Boss     You're from Salt Middle School, aren't you? [15:14] Mob     Huh? [15:19] Sagawa     Captain Musashi, there's trouble! SIGN    Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat! [15:21] Sagawa     This was under a dumbbell. SIGN    We have Kageyama. If you want him back, fight us. From Black Vinegar Middle School [15:24] Sagawa     Kageyama-kun's been kidnapped! SIGN    Body Improvement Club SIGN    Pumped Up [15:30] Goda     We're going to Black Vinegar Middle School! [15:32] Goda     We're going to get Kageyama back! [15:35] Girl     Hey, what do you want to do today? [15:37] Teruki     What do you want to do? [15:39] Girl     Well, first, go to a café... [15:47] Dimple     Shigeo, do you know these guys? [15:50] Mob     No, not at all. [15:51] Dimple     Do you understand what's going on? [15:54] Mob     No, not at all. [15:56] Dimple     Your submissiveness doesn't go away, does it? [15:59] Guy     For the guy that Onigawara called     in to help, he's pretty quiet. [16:03] Guy     Kageyama, was it? [16:05] Guy     Sorry, but we have to uphold our image, [16:08] Guy     so we're going to take you hostage. [16:11] Dimple     I see... [16:12] Dimple     Looks like you were tricked     by that Onigawara guy, Shigeo. [16:16] Boss     We've already told Onigawara [16:19] Boss     that if he wants his friend back,     he needs to come get you. [16:23] Guy     Though, either way, you're sort of screwed. [16:27] Dimple     Shigeo. [16:29] Dimple     Thugs and politicians care about     their image more than anything. [16:33] Dimple     Make sure you're ready to release     your powers at any time. [16:37] Mob     You're not supposed to use psychic     powers against other people. [16:40] Dimple     Tch! He's always so accepting of things,     but he's so staunch when it comes to that. [16:45] Dimple     Just use your damn powers     in a situation like this! [16:50] Guy     The guys from Salt Middle School     are here to fight! [16:52] Boss     About time, Onigawara. [16:55] Boss     They shouldn't have been able to     recover from their wounds yet. [16:59] Boss     Let's finish them off! [17:02] Guy     Actually, that's not it! [17:03] Guy     It's not Onigawara, [17:05] Guy     but these guys in short sleeves and     shorts who I've never seen before! [17:09] Guy     Not to mention... [17:11] Guy     They're insanely strong! [17:14] Boss     Who the hell are these guys? [17:21] Boss     Wh-Who are you? [17:23] Goda     I'm the captain of the Body Improvement     Club at Salt Middle School, Goda Musashi. SIGN    Goda Musashi [17:29] Goda     Bring Kageyama out here. [17:31] Boss     Kageyama...? [17:32] Guy     Who's that? [17:33] Mob     Huh? Captain Musashi?     What are you guys doing here? [17:38] Boss     It's him?! [17:39] Mob     Oh, I just had something to do. SIGN    Kage SIGN    Kageyama [17:41] Guy     This guy wasn't a helper... [17:42] Mob     I promise I'm not slacking. [17:43] Guy     He was a landmine! [17:45] Boss     Damn it! Onigawara tricked us! [17:50] Goda     It looks like you're not hurt. [17:51] Sagawa     All right, let's go, Kageyama-kun. [17:53] Mob     Okay. [17:54] Guy     We need to get back and work out. [17:58] Boss     Stop messing around! [18:01] Boss     Like we'd just let you leave! [18:04] Boss     You're all going to bleed! [18:06] Boss     Get 'em, boys! [18:34] Guy     Hurry... and get Teru-san... [18:36] Boss     I called him a long time ago. [18:38] Boss     But he's late... [18:40] Boss     Is that bastard flirting     with some girl again? [18:46] Teruki     Did some gorillas wander in? [18:48] Teruki     Apparently you need to be disciplined. [18:50] Boss     Teru-san! [18:52] Teruki     Are you aware of the term     "organized violence"? [18:55] Teruki     Those pieces of trash lying around here [18:58] Teruki     are the symbols of my authority     within my life at school. [19:02] Teruki     And now that you've shattered that, [19:04] Teruki     you've basically thrown mud in my face. [19:08] Goda     Are you a delinquent, too? [19:11] Boss     He's our shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki-san! [19:15] Boss     Teru-san, these guys think they're tough,     so please teach them a lesson. [19:19] Teruki     Edano, as of today, you need to     step down from being the leader. [19:22] Teruki     You're too small-minded. [19:24] Edano     Huh? Please wait... [19:30] Teruki     My dignity's on the line. [19:32] Shimura     It looked like he just teleported. [19:35] Kumagawa     I think you're just seeing things. [19:37] Goda     We got what we came for. [19:39] Goda     We'll be going now. [19:41] Teruki     I'm the one who decides     whether or not you leave. [19:47] Goda     Very well... [19:48] Goda     I don't feel right about facing someone     with such a frail body, but... [19:53] Teruki     Society always underestimates me... [19:56] Teruki     Fools who don't try to     look beneath the surface... [20:00] Teruki     That's why you're so easy to control. [20:03] Teruki     The star doesn't get to bask in     the spotlight because he's the star. [20:05] Teruki     The star gets to be the star     because he basks in the spotlight. [20:08] Teruki     If you have your own spotlight, [20:11] Teruki     bugs with low IQs always flock to you. [20:15] Goda     What are you talking about? [20:16] Teruki     Hey, vermin. Stop hiding and come on out. [20:22] Goda     Onigawara! [20:23] Teruki     So it's you. [20:25] Tenga     Hurry up and crush him! [20:33] Tenga     Damn it! Take this! [20:42] Tenga     It's heavy... [20:43] Tenga     It's just a slap, but it packs a real punch! [20:46] Tenga     He's tiny, but he swings like a bear. [20:50] Tenga     Are you even human? You monster! [20:54] Goda     I'm impressed. [20:58] Goda     You managed to blow us away     despite the weight difference. [21:01] Goda     You must have some uniquely     excellent muscles. [21:04] Teruki     Muscles? [21:21] Tenga     You bastard! [21:23] Tenga     You're gonna see hell! [21:25] Tenga     Demon Rush! [21:27] Tenga     What?! [21:28] Tenga     My fists aren't reaching him! [21:30] Teruki     Muscles and fighting techniques...     This is why average people are so sad. [21:35] Teruki     I'll show you something. [21:39] Tenga     That was close! [21:47] Teruki     The leader, eh? [21:52] Teruki     Hm? [21:54] Teruki     Wow, one of you is apparently pretty tough. [21:59] Teruki     What's with this guy? [22:01] Teruki     His presence barely registers,     so I didn't even notice him. [22:04] Teruki     Or rather, why's he tied up? [22:07] Mob     You shouldn't use them against people. [22:09] Teruki     What are you talking about? [22:11] Mob     I'm talking about your psychic powers... [22:14] Mob     that you've been hitting them with. [22:18] Mob     Let alone use them for fighting... SIGN    Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 45% [23:56] Rei     Teru, the handsome esper who attacks Mob... [23:58] Rei     As men flee while psychic powers and knives     fly around the thunderous battlefield, [24:01] Rei     a mysterious figure appears,     and a miracle happens! [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 5: [24:06] Rei     "OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me" SIGN    OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me [24:08] Rei     Blu-ray? Another excellent decision. E5 - Ochimusha ~Psychic Powers and Me~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Black Vinegar Private Middle School [00:04] Dimple     Man, what a surprise. [00:06] Dimple     I guess there are espers     other than you, Shigeo. [00:10] Dimple     But it looks like he's     pretty surprised himself. [00:13] Teruki     Impossible... [00:15] Teruki     Are you a natural? [00:17] Teruki     There's another like me? [00:19] Teruki     What is the creepy-looking     ball of energy next to you? [00:22] Dimple     What? [00:23] Teruki     Are you its master? [00:25] Mob     No, it's haunting me. [00:28] Teruki     Well, whatever. [00:31] Teruki     There are a bunch of questions     I want to ask you, [00:33] Teruki     but before that, we need     to establish something... [00:36] Teruki     The hierarchy here. [00:38] Mob     Say what? SIGN    Progress Towards SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 45% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 46% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47% SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me [02:18] Dimple     Be careful just in case, Shigeo. [02:20] Dimple     Even you could get tripped up     if you're not care— [02:26] Mob     Sorry, I wasn't listening. [02:28] Teruki     What?! [02:29] Mob     Why are you attacking me?     I haven't done anything. [02:33] Mob     Let's be... [02:36] Dimple     He's on guard. [02:39] Dimple     Not that I don't understand how he feels. [02:42] Dimple     I bet he's lived his life so far as     the big fish in a very small pond. [02:46] Dimple     And for the first time ever, he's meeting     someone that could be his natural enemy. [02:50] Dimple     If he doesn't establish     his superiority right now, [02:54] Dimple     he won't be satisfied, I'm sure. [02:56] Dimple     But, that aside... [02:58] Dimple     What's with those weird movements?     They're kinda like wire action. [03:01] Mob     Telekinesis. [03:03] Mob     It lets you move objects around, and stuff. [03:05] Dimple     You're not gonna do it? [03:07] Mob     I get nauseous, so no. [03:09] Teruki     I use telekinesis to teleport     close to my opponent [03:12] Teruki     and blow him away with my Psycho Fist. [03:14] Teruki     This dancing strategy that I've perfected     to use against average people [03:17] Teruki     apparently looks like nothing more     than weird movements against him. [03:21] Teruki     Damn it! [03:23] Dimple     Shigeo, you need to teach him a lesson here. [03:26] Dimple     Show him who's boss. [03:28] Dimple     Come on. Look at how he's standing.     He's gonna attack again. [03:31] Dimple     You need to hit him with something big, too. [03:34] Mob     No. [03:35] Mob     You're not supposed to use     psychic powers against people. [03:38] Dimple     You idiot! Look at who you're talking about! [03:41] Dimple     He's put his psychic powers to good use     and is living a fulfilling life! [03:46] Dimple     And then look at you. [03:48] Dimple     You live a dull lifestyle,     with one boring day after another. [03:51] Dimple     Do you think there's anything appealing     about you without your psychic powers? [03:56] (Flashback) Someone     Listen up! [03:58] (Flashback) Someone     We were born with special powers     that other people don't have, [04:03] (Flashback) Someone     but we mustn't let it get to our heads     and think we're special. [04:07] (Flashback) Someone     People who are fast, SIGN    39th Choral Competition [04:09] (Flashback) Someone     people who sing well, [04:11] (Flashback) Someone     people who are book smart, [04:13] (Flashback) Someone     people who are good at talking, [04:15] (Flashback) Someone     and people who can use psychic powers... [04:17] (Flashback) Someone     You can't put one over the other. [04:20] (Flashback) Someone     Being confident about your powers is fine,     but you mustn't get conceited. [04:24] (Flashback) Someone     Depending on how we use our powers,     they can also be deadly weapons. [04:28] (Flashback) Someone     They're just like knives. [04:30] (Flashback) Someone     What are you not supposed to do with knives? [04:33] (Flashback) Mob     Point them at people? [04:35] (Flashback) Someone     So you do get it.     Make sure you never forget that. [04:39] (Flashback) Rei     That's the moral code people like us     with special powers need to live by. [04:43] Dimple     That all gets ruined once     you know Reigen said it. [04:46] Mob     Anyway, I won't use them in a fight. [04:49] Mob     Also, I don't want to live a life     having to rely on psychic powers. [04:53] Mob     I'm going to find some other     potential within me. [04:56] Mob     Not to mention, I started working out. [04:59] Mob     I'm going to change. [05:01] Dimple     You say that, but... [05:04] Dimple     Shigeo! [05:05] Teruki     How about that?! [05:07] Teruki     That was a telekinetic tackle     with all my weight behind it. [05:10] Teruki     A life without using psychic powers? [05:14] Teruki     How stupid! [05:15] Teruki     There's no reason to live your life     stooping to the level of average people! [05:20] Teruki     Other potentials are absolutely useless! [05:23] Teruki     Working out? Studying? [05:25] Teruki     Leave all that crap to the average people! [05:31] Teruki     Brain, brawn, and even the law     are all powerless before my gift! [05:36] Teruki     I'm special, and the world     revolves around me! [05:41] Dimple     Jeez, I guess there's no choice. [05:44] Dimple     Hey, little boy. How about     we just call this a draw? [05:48] Teruki     Not happening. [05:50] Teruki     Ending up in a draw with a guy like that     would be the biggest disgrace in my life. [05:54] Dimple     I can't have you breaking Shigeo, either. [05:59] Dimple     He has no intention of fighting back,     so he's obviously going to lose. [06:02] Dimple     That... wouldn't be good. [06:06] Mob     Dimple? [06:07] Dimple     Most of my spiritual power's been erased, [06:10] Dimple     so I'm pretty much just some     scraps left over, but... [06:13] Dimple     Even then, I shouldn't have any problems     disciplining a cocky little brat. [06:19] Dimple     Shigeo's a man who can become a god.     He's not a second-rate loser like— [06:25] Mob     Huh? [06:29] Mob     Dimple! [06:31] Teruki     I erased that thing with my Psycho Wave. [06:34] Teruki     From the core, so there wouldn't     be a single shred left. [06:38] Mob     Dimple's been exorcised... SIGN    Progress Towards SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 48% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 49% SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 50% [06:44] (Flashback) Dimple     Forget about your club. [06:46] (Flashback) Dimple     Work on your psychic powers instead! [06:49] (Flashback) Dimple     Tsubomi-chan, eh? She's got a nice ass. [06:52] (Flashback) Dimple     Who the hell are you calling a ladybug?! [06:54] (Flashback) Dimple     I'm gonna send your master to the hospital. [06:56] (Flashback) Dimple     I'll make you popular. [07:00] (Flashback) Dimple     Hey! Want me to show you     how to use X-ray vision? [07:03] (Flashback) Dimple     I don't know either, you perv! [07:05] (Flashback) Dimple     Just for a sec, would you     let me take over your body? [07:11] Mob     Dimple... [07:13] Teruki     What? Are you so shocked     that your pet was erased? [07:18] Mob     Not really. SIGN    Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 50% [07:22] Teruki     Yeah, I guess you wouldn't be... [07:24] Teruki     After all, it was sort of a pointless     existence to begin with. [07:29] Teruki     Though that goes for you, too. [07:32] Teruki     Compared to me, you're third-rate.     Nothing but small fry. [07:36] (Flashback) Dimple     You can become big! I guarantee it! [07:39] Teruki     Some idiots get the wrong idea     if things aren't spelled out for them. [07:43] Teruki     They think they can be someone      if they actually try. [07:47] (Flashback) Dimple     Be more confident, Shigeo!     After all, you're the main character! [07:54] Teruki     What? What's with that look? [07:58] Mob     Hey, why do you have to belittle others [08:01] Mob     by calling them average or small fry? [08:04] Teruki     Wha? [08:05] Mob     Well, I just realized that he might     actually have been an okay guy, that's all... [08:10] Mob     Compared to you. [08:12] Teruki     What? [08:15] Teruki     Don't... [08:18] Teruki     think that you can keep that     smug look on your face forever! [08:24] Teruki     I'll make you submit to me     with my psychic powers! [08:27] Teruki     I'm gonna come at you with     full power and no brakes! [08:30] Mob     That's dangerous. [08:31] Mob     If it wasn't me, you could hurt someone. [08:33] Mob     Stop that. [08:34] Teruki     Are you trying to say that     you won't get hurt? [08:37] Teruki     Quit underestimating my powers! [09:00] Teruki     What's wrong? You just going     to keep defending yourself? [09:03] Mob     I told you to stop that. [09:06] Teruki     Show me your powers! [09:12] Teruki     If you're not going to show me your powers, [09:14] Teruki     I guess we'll have to try something else. [09:17] Teruki     I'll just see how much you can take     by administering an endurance test. [09:34] Mob     Ow. [09:36] Teruki     The home ec room. [09:41] Mob     Knives are dangerous. You shouldn't point— [09:44] Teruki     Don't order me around.     You'll reduce your lifespan that way. [09:48] Teruki     Of course, I have no     intention of killing him, [09:50] Teruki     but I'm sure he'll feel like     fighting back now. [09:54] Mob     Will you stop? This is going     to cause an accident. [09:57] Teruki     Huh? [10:06] Teruki     You did this on purpose, didn't you? [10:10] Mob     A huge accident has occurred. [10:15] Teruki     I'm going to kill you! SIGN    Top of SIGN    Teru's Head SIGN    Top of Teru's Head 0% SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [10:29] Teruki     You'll pay for this. [10:31] Teruki     I won't forgive you, even if you apologize! [10:43] Teruki     You... [10:44] Teruki     You totally thought I look even more     like an ochimusha now, didn't you? [10:48] Mob     Huh? I didn't say that. [10:50] Teruki     So you did think it. [10:52] Teruki     No, that's fine. I'll admit it.     This shameful sight! This truth! [10:57] Teruki     And I'll acknowledge you, too. [11:00] Teruki     What's your name? [11:02] Mob     Kageyama... Kageyama Shigeo. [11:05] Teruki     Kageyama... I'm Hanazawa. Hanazawa Teruki. [11:10] Mob     Hi, Hanazawa-kun. Nice to meet you. [11:13] Teruki     No, not as a friend. [11:15] Teruki     I acknowledged you as an enemy. [11:17] Teruki     By doing that, I can get even     more serious about this. [11:27] Mob     S-Stop this already. [11:29] Teruki     If you want to stop this, make me stop! [11:32] Teruki     Come on, come on, come on! What's wrong? [11:34] Teruki     Fight back, or you'll wind up badly hurt! [11:36] Teruki     You're dealing with me! [11:38] Teruki     I'm popular, and the     main character of the world! [11:42] Teruki     Everything revolves around me! [11:45] Teruki     Hanazawa Teruki is the chosen one! [11:50] Mob     Why? How can you be so     confident in yourself? [11:54] Teruki     What a stupid question! [11:55] Teruki     It's because I have psychic powers! [11:58] Teruki     It's the power to control all! [12:01] Teruki     And you are my first enemy! [12:04] Teruki     Now, attack me!     Let's have a test of strength! [12:08] Mob     No. [12:09] Teruki     Why?! I'm telling you that it's okay! [12:13] Mob     Because... I don't want to     injure you really badly. [12:16] Teruki     Wha? [12:19] Teruki     What a funny joke! [12:21] Teruki     Don't compare me to those average people. [12:24] Teruki     I'm on a completely different level     than them as living creatures. [12:28] Mob     Being able to use psychic     powers isn't that... [12:31] Teruki     What? [12:32] Mob     Oh, well, I just thought you were     going a bit overboard. [12:35] Teruki     You're the only person who     could make that argument. [12:39] Teruki     That's why you're an eyesore! [12:42] Mob     Oh, I just realized why you     hold such animosity toward me. [12:48] Mob     You don't like me because we're the same. [12:50] Mob     You're sort of like me, Hanazawa-kun... [12:53] Mob     Not the fact that we both     have psychic powers, [12:55] Mob     but the fact that you have no confidence     in yourself, just like me. [12:58] Mob     If you take away your psychic powers,     there'll be nothing left. [13:01] Mob     You'll be empty. [13:03] Mob     You're scared of that realization. [13:05] Mob     No friends, and no standing out. [13:08] Mob     Just another average loser     who won't leave a mark. [13:12] Mob     That's me. [13:14] Mob     Deep down, you're the same as me. [13:17] Mob     You just don't want to admit that you're     nothing without your psychic powers— [13:20] Teruki     No! [13:22] Teruki     Quit dreaming! The two of us     are completely different! [13:27] Mob     We're the same. [13:28] Mob     From my perspective, you're totally average. [13:31] Teruki     Shut up! [13:35] Mob     He's not using his powers... [13:45] Teruki     What am I doing? How did this happen? [13:49] Teruki     Damn it, it's you! This is all your fault! [13:54] Teruki     Everything was perfect. [13:55] (Flashback) Guy     Teru-kun, you got another perfect score? [13:57] Teruki     As long as I used my powers, [13:59] Teruki     everything went exactly     how I wanted it to go. [14:00] (Flashback) Guy     What was that shot? That was amazing! [14:03] (Flashback) Guys     We're sorry! Please forgive us! [14:05] Teruki     And yet, you took my world... [14:08] (Flashback) Girl     U-Um... I made some cookies,     if you'd like some. [14:10] Teruki     You... Your existence... [14:15] Teruki     destroyed that! [14:18] Teruki     Damn it! [14:20] Teruki     Use them! Use your psychic powers! [14:26] Mob     No... [14:29] Mob     I can't use them... [14:32] Mob     against people! [14:34] Teruki     Is he coming?! [14:40] Teruki     What the heck was that? [14:42] Teruki     Just how much are you going to      keep rejecting me? [14:45] Teruki     Hey, Kageyama. Didn't you say     that you started working out? [14:49] Teruki     That means that no matter how hard     you try, that's all you've got. [14:56] Teruki     People can't change that easily. [15:00] Teruki     Just give it up. Use your psychic powers. [15:04] Teruki     Otherwise, I'm going to... [15:09] (Flashback) Ritsu     Give it back! [15:10] (Flashback) Ritsu     Give us back our New Year's money! [15:13] (Flashback) Guy     Don't get so cocky, brat. I'll kill you. [15:17] (Flashback) Mob     Ritsu! [15:18] (Flashback) Guy     You stay out of this! [15:22] (Flashback) Ritsu     Nii-san! [15:24] (Flashback) Ritsu     Nii-sa... [15:27] (Flashback) Ritsu     It hurts, Nii-san... [15:30] Mob     I'm going to change. [15:35] Mob     I won't use them. [15:38] Mob     I'm going to change. [15:49] Teruki     Huh? Hey, Kageyama? [15:51] Teruki     Hey... Hey! Wake up! [15:54] Teruki     Wait! Don't leave me behind! [15:56] Teruki     Kageyama... [16:02] Narrator     Kageyama Shigeo and Hanazawa Teruki. [16:06] Narrator     The battle between these two espers     never reached its conclusion. [16:11] Narrator     As a result of rejecting each other's ideals, [16:14] Narrator     there was no victor, [16:15] Narrator     and they were only left with a feeling     of emptiness deep in their hearts. [16:21] Narrator     Or so it seemed... [16:30] Teruki     What... is that? [16:34] Teruki     Do you finally feel like fighting? [16:37] Teruki     Good! In the end, you couldn't     stay true to your ideals, either! [16:41] Teruki     Bring it! Ultimate Barrier! [16:53] Teruki     You used them! Kageyama! [16:56] Teruki     You finally couldn't stand it anymore     and used your psychic powers! [17:01] Teruki     You used them against another person! [17:05] Teruki     Huh? [17:06] Teruki     Is he unconscious?     Then what the hell is this power? [17:12] Teruki     What... [17:14] Teruki     My powers are being sucked in by Kageyama... [17:17] Teruki     No, that's not all... All of the     energy in the atmosphere... [17:21] Teruki     Are you telling me his vessel     is able to handle this much? [17:26] Narrator     Teru sensed in there something     that must never be touched. [17:31] Narrator     Something incomparable, its identity unknown. [17:40] Teruki     You're kidding... What in     the world did I awaken? [17:53] Teruki     That's enough! I'm sorry! [17:56] Teruki     I won't use my psychic powers     against other people! [18:06] Teruki     Oh, I guess... [18:09] Teruki     I'm actually just an average person... [18:20] Narrator     It didn't take long for Mob to realize. [18:23] Narrator     He failed to change. [18:26] Narrator     He caused another accident     because of his psychic powers. [18:32] Narrator     He didn't know where to direct his emotions. [18:36] Narrator     He was overwhelmed, his powerlessness     born from contradictions. [18:40] Narrator     The feeling that he would never      be able to conquer himself... [18:44] Narrator     Sadness. [18:50] Narrator     This was Mob's meager attempt     at resistance towards himself. [19:09] Mob     Hanazawa-kun, um... [19:11] Mob     I'm sorry about your clothes an— [19:11] Teruki     W-Wait! Kageyama, I'm... [19:15] Edano     Ow... What happened with the fight? [19:18] Guy     It's Teru-san! He's right over there. [19:21] Edano     Huh? What the hell? [19:23] Edano     He's been brutally executed! [19:26] Edano     I-I'm not gonna let that happen to my hair! [19:28] Teruki     Those guys... [19:30] Teruki     You just saw it, Kageyama.     It's just as you said... [19:34] Teruki     If you take away our psychic powers... [19:36] Sagawa     Kageyama-kun! [19:38] Mob     Ah, guys... [19:40] Goda     Hey, Kageyama, are you hurt? [19:43] Mob     I'm fine. [19:45] Goda     All right, then, good. [19:47] Goda     We're gonna go back and do more squats! [19:50] Teruki     There's nothing I can even say. [19:53] Teruki     I completely lost. SIGN    Under Construction [20:13] Narrator     Mob searched for about three hours,     but he couldn't find Dimple. [20:20] Mob     I'm home. [20:25] Ritsu     Nii-san? [20:27] Ritsu     Welcome home. You're gonna catch a cold. [20:30] Mob     Thanks. [20:32] Ritsu     You're home late today. Do you want to eat? [20:37] Mob     Nah. I'm gonna head to bed. [20:40] Ritsu     You seem down. Did something happen? [20:45] Ritsu     If you need to talk, I'll be     happy to listen. Good night. [20:48] Mob     Ritsu. [20:50] Mob     I'm sorry about that one time. [20:53] Ritsu     That one time? [20:55] Ritsu     You mean when you got carsick and     threw up into the hood of my jacket? [20:58] Mob     No... Well, I'm sorry about that, too. [21:03] Mob     I really can't remember what happened [21:05] Mob     with that accident     involving my psychic powers. [21:09] Mob     What... did I do to you back then? [21:13] Ritsu     Oh, you mean when those high school kids     picked a fight with us. [21:17] Ritsu     You didn't do anything to me, Nii-san. [21:20] Ritsu     One of the punks kicked     me away, and I got hurt. [21:24] Ritsu     But you protected me, Nii-san. [21:28] Ritsu     You should get over it already. Good night. [21:38] TV     Today, after 5 PM, countless     people have reported seeing [21:42] TV     a supernatural phenomenon in the stormy     skies above Seasoning City. SIGN    (An ochimusha) was flying! [21:45] TV     Among the rubble, [21:47] TV     there were also reports of what looked     like a person flying up into the air, [21:50] TV     but we have not been able to confirm     any victims or their well-being. [21:51] Ritsu     Back then... [21:53] (Flashback) Mob     Ritsu! [21:53] (Flashback) Guy     You stay out of this! [22:00] (Flashback) Ritsu     Nii-san! SIGN    A Supernatural Phenomenon in the Skies Above Seasoning City!? SIGN    Footage Submitted by a Viewer [22:06] TV     The theory that this was man-made     is gaining traction. [22:10] Ritsu     That wasn't Nii-san. [22:19] Mob     I have no appetite. [22:23] Narrator     He caught a cold. [23:56] Rei     His overwhelming desire for psychic powers     makes Ritsu-kun stray from the right path. [23:59] Rei     Having no idea that was happening,     Mob goes on a carefree date with Tome. [24:02] Rei     Hey, now, Mob. This isn't the time for that! [24:05] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 6: [24:06] Rei     "Discord To Become One" SIGN    Discord To Become One [24:08] Rei     First-press limited edition?     That is the absolute best decision. E6 - Discord ~To Become One~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] (Flashback) Ritsu     Wow! [00:04] (Flashback) Ritsu     It feels so good! [00:06] (Flashback) Ritsu     Hey, do you think     I'll be able to do this, too? [00:09] (Flashback) Mob     Yeah. [00:10] (Flashback) Mob     Of course you will. You're my little brother. SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 SIGN    Discord To Become One SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [02:10] Rei     We will now begin the seance. SIGN    Client: Hitoshi [02:22] Hitoshi     I-Is that you, Dad? [02:24] Hitoshi     Do you know who I am? [02:28] Rei     Oh, Hitoshi... [02:31] Rei     I never thought the day would come     when I got to see your face again... [02:36] Hitoshi     Dad... [02:38] Hitoshi     When did you learn to speak Japanese so well? [02:41] Rei     Okay, logging out for a sec. [02:44] Hitoshi     Huh? [02:44] Rei     Sorry, I'm not getting a very good signal. [02:47] Rei     Were you satisfied? [02:48] Hitoshi     No! [02:50] Hitoshi     Please call him back! [02:51] Rei     Hey, please calm down. [02:54] Rei     Seances take a lot of concentration. [02:56] Rei     By the way, where is your father from? [03:00] Hitoshi     New Jersey in America. [03:03] Rei     All foreign languages will be     auto-translated into Japanese. [03:06] Rei     This is an advanced technique     that does something-or-other [03:08] Rei     to the wavelength of the spirit's languages, [03:10] Rei     but there will not be an additional fee. [03:12] Hitoshi     That's amazing! But I'm okay with English. [03:16] Rei     Now, then... [03:18] Rei     Oh, Hitoshi! How have you been? [03:22] Hitoshi     It's Japanese... Well, whatever.     Dad, do you remember? [03:27] Hitoshi     Remember how we used to     play ball when I was a kid? [03:29] Hitoshi     And we did that one thing that     was popular on TV back then? [03:33] Hitoshi     Show it to me one more time! [03:41] Hitoshi     Dad? [03:45] Hitoshi     Huh? What was that... [03:47] Rei     "Cheeseburger Tornado,"     the main character's special move [03:51] Rei     in "Junk Food Fighter Michael,"     the super popular show at the time. [03:54] Hitoshi     Huh? What the heck? [03:55] Rei     Anyway, Hitoshi... [03:57] Rei     Cut to the chase and tell me what you want. [04:00] Hitoshi     Dad... [04:03] Hitoshi     If being cordial won't work, then screw it! [04:05] Hitoshi     Yo, you shitty old man! [04:07] Hitoshi     Tell me the password to the hidden safe!     I know there's a fortune in there! [04:11] Reigen     Um, I think the password was my birthday... [04:15] Hitoshi     Don't give me that crap!     It's thirteen letters of the alphabet! [04:18] Hitoshi     With that money,     I'll chill for the rest of my life! [04:21] Rei     Oh, now I remember! [04:24] Rei     The password is... [04:27] Rei     "GETAJOBYOUBUM"! SIGN    Cheeseburger Tornado [04:30] Narrator     This is one of Reigen's special moves,     where he uses his whole body like a spring [04:34] Narrator     and smashes his fist into his opponent's     face with a powerful spin. [04:40] Rei     Crap! The client's consciousness logged out! SIGN    Reception SIGN    Limited Time Offer     Get 3 evil spirit     exorcisms for the     price of 2! [04:44] Mob     Did he pass out? [04:46] Rei     Yeah... But, well, it was self-defense. [04:50] Mob     Self-defense... [04:52] Reigen     What? You look a bit pale. [04:54] Mob     If it's self-defense, [04:56] Mob     is it okay to shave off someone's hair,      rip off their clothes, SIGN    Teru [04:59] Mob     destroy their pride,     make them lose their friends, [05:02] Mob     and destroy the school they go to? [05:07] Reigen     How can you do that much in self-defense? [05:10] Mob     There are times when my psychic powers     go out of control... [05:14] Mob     And it happens when I'm unconscious, to boot. [05:17] Mob     I don't want these powers anymore. [05:20] Rei     If nothing else, they're of use to me. [05:24] Rei     And it's not just me. [05:25] Rei     Think of all of the clients     you helped with those powers. [05:30] Rei     Don't just focus on the negatives. [05:32] Rei     It's all about how you use knives, remember? [05:35] Rei     Don't suppress yourself. [05:36] Rei     You're the one who holds the keys     to maximizing your potential. [05:39] Rei     Trust me. [05:41] Rei     You'll be fine. [05:45] Yamazaki     Huh? [05:46] Yamazaki     The shadow leader system? [05:48] Onigawara     Yeah. [05:49] Onigawara     I completely lost to that     shadow leader named Hanazawa, [05:53] Onigawara     but the guy who beat him     is from Salt Middle School. [05:56] Shima     Someone that strong? [05:58] Onigawara     Yeah. We're gonna have him     be our shadow leader. [06:02] Mezato     You're the one who caused the supernatural     incident at Black Vinegar Middle, right? [06:06] Mob     U-Um... [06:07] Mezato     You're basically the only person     who could do that. [06:10] Mezato     Oh, but according to the rumors... [06:13] Mezato     There's a kid at Black Vinegar Middle     who easily throws people around, too. [06:16] Mezato     Maybe he's an esper just like you... [06:21] Mezato     And then you two met at Black     Vinegar Middle School, and fought. [06:25] Mezato     An esper battle!     That's what happened, right? [06:27] Tome     Twitch, twitch. [06:29] Mezato     You don't want to talk about it? [06:32] Mezato     That's enough for today, then. [06:34] Mezato     But someday, you're definitely     going to tell me all about it. [06:41] Tome     Mob-kun?! [06:42] Tome     You mean that wasn't the work of aliens? [06:45] Tome     And that aside, there are     espers other than yourself? [06:49] Mob     Yes... [06:53] Tome     You can find them, right? [06:55] Mob     Huh? I've only met one other in my life. [06:58] Tome     That's strange. What about your master? [07:01] Mob     Ah... [07:02] Mob     Come to think of it, I don't     sense anything from my master. [07:05] Mob     But that's because his powers     are spiritual, not psychic. SIGN    Psychic SIGN    Spiritual [07:09] Tome     What kind of rule is that? [07:11] Tome     Well, whatever.     Let's go on a date after this. [07:13] Mob     Huh? [07:15] Tome     We're going to find other     telepathic people together! [07:17] Tome     And then take our first step toward     connecting with outer space! [07:22] Mob     But I'm not in the Telepathy Club. [07:26] Goda     Black Vinegar Middle School's shadow leader? [07:28] Goda     I lost to him.     That guy had some nice muscles. [07:32] Tenga     Th-Then who beat him? [07:35] Tenga     It was someone from your club, right? [07:36] Goda     He's a gentleman who     usually dislikes violence. [07:40] Goda     Do not involve him in this. Begone. [07:43] Onigawara     Tch. Damn that Musashi... [07:47] Onigawara     Hey. [07:48] Mob     Huh? Y-Yes? [07:50] Onigawara     You were picked on by the guys from Black     Vinegar Middle School last week, weren't you? [07:54] Onigawara     That was all my fault. Sorry about that. [07:57] Mob     Huh? What do you... [07:58] Onigawara     Don't sweat the small stuff! [08:00] Yamazaki     Sorry, Kageyama. [08:01] Yamazaki     Tenga-san's an idiot,     so he can't explain things proper— [08:03] Onigawara     Shut up! [08:05] Onigawara     You asshole! [08:07] Onigawara     I'm talking to him. Stay out of it! [08:11] Hikaru     Well, then... [08:12] Hikaru     That will be all of the student council's     activities for this month. [08:17] Hikaru     Is that all right, President Kamuro? [08:19] Kamuro     Well... SIGN    Salt Middle School     Student Council President: SIGN    Kamuro     Shinji [08:21] Kamuro     It's not bad, but we need     something with more impact. [08:26] Kamuro     Don't you think so,     first-year, Kageyama-kun? [08:30] Kamuro     You rank as one of the smartest in the nation, [08:32] Kamuro     so I want to hear your opinion. [08:34] Ritsu     Right... In our school, [08:36] Ritsu     there are students known as delinquents. SIGN    Pending Box [08:40] Ritsu     If the student council could reprimand them, [08:43] Ritsu     I think we'd be able to     create a peaceful school. [08:46] Kamuro     I see... a peaceful school, eh? SIGN    Disciplining Delinquents [08:49] Kamuro     That's great. Let's do that. [08:53] Ritsu     I have to make it a comfortable     environment for my brother... [08:58] Guy     Kageyama-kun? [09:01] Guy     Thank goodness. I guess there was a     point in waiting around after all. SIGN    Awakening Lab Mitsuura Kenji [09:05] Guy     Here are my credentials. [09:07] Ritsu     Awakening Lab? [09:09] Guy     What do you think, Kageyama-kun? [09:11] Guy     Why not try to amplify your psychic powers     at my research facility? [09:18] Ritsu     He's got me confused with Nii-san. [09:21] Mob     Ah, Tome-san. That person— [09:23] Tome     What? Is he an esper?! [09:25] Mob     No, I just thought he had     a very unique hairstyle. [09:28] Tome     Oh, you're right. [09:31] Tome     Stop fooling around! [09:33] Mob     I'm being serious. SIGN    Awakening Lab     Mitsuura Kenji [09:38] Hikaru     Oh, it's you, Kageyama. [09:41] Ritsu     Ah, Vice President Tokugawa. [09:44] Hikaru     Loitering, huh? [09:45] Hikaru     I guess even people like you     feel like doing that at times. [09:49] Ritsu     Like me? I'm just a normal middle school     student you can find anywhere. [09:53] Ritsu     Totally simple and normal. [09:55] Hikaru     You won't find a totally simple and normal     middle schooler anywhere on this planet. [10:01] Hikaru     But, for whatever reason, you want to     be one and are trying to act the part. [10:06] Ritsu     I'm not sure if I understand     what you're saying. [10:09] Hikaru     Despite having abilities that always     make you the center of attention, [10:12] Hikaru     you try to play the minor role     and let others have the spotlight. [10:19] Hikaru     Don't try to act like your brother. [10:32] Sagawa     Captain! Kageyama-kun is... [10:35] Mob     I'm fine... [10:36] Goda     I think you're starting to     build up some stamina! SIGN    Progress Towards SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 4% [10:49] Ritsu     Awakening Lab? [10:51] Ritsu     This place? [10:53] Ritsu     This is clearly just a normal     apartment complex— SIGN    Fortress Seasoning [10:54] Guy     Kageyama-kun! [10:56] Guy     You came! [10:59] Ritsu     There's no research facility here.     You lied to me. [11:01] Guy     Now, now, just come in. [11:05] Guy     Welcome... [11:09] Guy     to the Awakening Lab! [11:12] Ritsu     What is this place? [11:14] Guy     I bought an apartment complex     and remodeled it. [11:16] Guy     I've hired the front runners in     neural science and engineering, [11:20] Guy     and we do research here. [11:22] Kenji     The esper kids are on the floor above us. [11:25] Ritsu     They are? [11:28] Guy     Yeah, there are other people just like you. [11:32] Mob     There... [11:34] Tome     Another guy with a weird haircut? [11:36] Mob     That's an adult esper. [11:41] Mob     What is this feeling? It's kind of sickening. [11:47] Mob     Sorry, Tome-san. I was wrong. [11:49] Tome     Look, Mob-kun! Isn't that     hairstyle super weird? [11:54] Guy     Allow me to introduce them. [11:56] Guy     Real espers that the Mitsuura Group     worked hard to bring together! [12:02] Guy     First is Hoshino Takeshi-kun. SIGN    Hoshino     Takeshi [12:09] Hoshino     I'm going all out! [12:14] Guy     He has psychokinetic powers! [12:15] Ritsu     Is that supposed to be amazing? SIGN    Kurosaki     Rei [12:17] Guy     Next, we have Kurosaki Rei-san. [12:21] Guy     Her powers of clairvoyance allow her     to pick the one correct card out of ten! [12:25] Guy     Her efficiency rate is 62%! [12:30] Kurosaki     Yay! I was right again! [12:32] Ritsu     That's it? [12:34] Guy     Next, we have Asahi Go-kun. SIGN    Asahi     Go [12:36] Go     Behold, my pyrokinesis! [12:38] Go     Ignite! [12:41] Go     Huh? [12:42] Go     Ignite! Ignite! [12:44] Go     Ig—There we go! Oh, it went out. [12:47] Guy     He uses pyrokinesis. [12:48] Ritsu     And is less useful than a 100-yen lighter... [12:50] Guy     The Shiratori brothers:     Daichi-kun and Kaito-kun. SIGN    Shiratori SIGN    Daichi SIGN    Kaito [12:54] Guy     They're telepaths who can communicate     with each other, even when they're apart. [12:58] Ritsu     And less useful than email. [13:00] Guy     This is Kageyama Shigeo-kun. Be nice to him. [13:04] Hoshino     Nice to meet you. [13:05] Kurosaki     Nice to meet you. [13:07] Ritsu     Did Mitsuura-san do something to all of you? [13:09] Guy     Well, that's rather rude. [13:11] Hoshino     Don't worry. That old man is just     fascinated with psychic powers. [13:16] Ritsu     Huh? [13:17] Guy     I'm the son of a very wealthy family,     but I'm not anyone special. [13:22] Guy     I don't believe in doing anything to make     advancements in society or science. [13:27] Guy     I just want to become an esper myself. [13:29] Guy     So I made a research facility. That's all! [13:33] Ritsu     This is a childish pipe dream, [13:35] Ritsu     but if he's able to make that     happen, I'd be interested. [13:38] Ritsu     I always wanted to rise to my standards. [13:43] Mom     Oh, Shinji. You're finally home? SIGN    Kamuro [13:46] Mom     Student council again? Make sure     you don't fool around too much. [13:51] Kamuro     Nii-san was the student     council president, too. [13:54] Mom     But Takuya was also good in his studies. [13:58] Takuya     Exactly. I'm embarrassed, Shinji. [14:01] Takuya     You haven't even hit a     standardized score of 70 yet? [14:03] Takuya     Are you really my younger brother? [14:05] Takuya     You suck at violin, drawing,     calligraphy, and have no talent, [14:07] Takuya     so you became the student     council president, right? [14:09] Takuya     Then, you should have time to study. [14:11] Takuya     How much are you going to     disappoint Mom and Dad? [14:13] Takuya     Elites like— [14:24] Mob     Ah. [14:26] Mom     Ugh, you need to really     fix that habit of yours. [14:29] Mob     But it just bends on its own. [14:32] Dad     What is it, a fart? [14:33] Mom     Oh, stop that! We're eating dinner! [14:37] Mom     Shige, you need to be more like Ritsu. [14:39] Mob     Yeah. [14:41] Mob     Ritsu is much more talented than I am     and doesn't do anything weird. [14:54] Kamuro     Good morning, Kageyama-kun. [14:57] Ritsu     What's wrong, President?     Why did you call me here so early? [15:01] Kamuro     This is a girl's recorder bag. [15:04] Kamuro     What do you think is inside? [15:07] Ritsu     A girl's recorder. [15:09] kamu     Correct... [15:11] Ritsu     President? [15:12] Kamuro     It's long, so let's just take this off. [15:15] Ritsu     What have you been doing, President? [15:18] Kamuro     What am I doing?     Why, spring cleaning, Kageyama-kun. [15:22] Ritsu     Spring cleaning? [15:23] Kamuro     You said it yourself, didn't you? [15:24] Kamuro     "There is trash called     delinquents in our school. [15:27] Kamuro     The student council should     get rid of them." [15:30] Ritsu     I never said anything that extreme. [15:32] Ritsu     Please don't twist my words— [15:34] Kamuro     By the way, Kageyama-kun. [15:36] Kamuro     This is the desk of our school's biggest     piece of trash, Onigawara-kun. [15:43] Ritsu     A-Are you serious, President?     Why would an elite like you... [15:47] Kamuro     An elite? [15:49] Kamuro     That's just an imaginary persona     that someone labeled me with. [15:54] Kamuro     You've realized it, too, haven't you? [15:56] Kamuro     That the praise others lavish upon you     doesn't actually fit who you really are. [16:02] Kamuro     Come, help me, Kageyama-kun. [16:08] (Flashback) Mom     You got another perfect score on your test? [16:11] Ritsu     I'm... [16:13] (Flashback) Mob     Ritsu is much more talented than I am     and doesn't do anything weird. [16:16] (Flashback) Hikaru     Don't try to act like your brother. [16:18] Ritsu     Even I... [16:20] (Flashback) Ritsu     Hey, do you think     I'll be able to do this, too? [16:22] (Flashback) Mob     Yeah. [16:24] (Flashback) Mob     Of course you will. You're my little brother. [16:26] (Flashback) Ritsu     Really? Yay! [16:41] Girls     Huh? [16:44] Goda     All right, we made it to the goal. [16:46] Goda     You've got some good muscles     on you, Onigawara. [16:51] Onigawara     Damn it... You called me out early, [16:54] Onigawara     so I thought you were going to tell me     who the shadow leader is! [16:59] Goda     Remember that pain and how     good it feels, Onigawara. [17:03] Goda     The one you're looking for is     also fighting with himself. [17:07] Goda     So you should change, too. [17:12] Onigawara     Fine! [17:14] Onigawara     Bring it on! [17:17] Kid     There's been an incident! [17:18] Kid     Whoa, that's creepy! [17:20] Girls     Hurry and do something about it! [17:20] Girl     Can the student council     do anything about it? [17:20] Girl     Call the police! [17:22] Mari     We're so grossed out, there's no way     we can take classes normally! [17:25] Kamuro     Now, now, calm down. [17:27] Kamuro     I promise that the student council     will find the culprit and stop them. [17:33] Kamuro     You open up Onigawara's desk. [17:36] Kamuro     We'll have to inspect everyone's belongings. [17:38] Guy     If they get caught like this,     they must be pretty stupid. [17:44] Onigawara     Oh, the teacher's not here yet? [17:47] Onigawara     I was about to ruin my record     of never being late or absent. [17:51] Kamuro     What's the matter, Onigawara-kun? [17:53] Kamuro     You seem out of breath. [17:54] Onigawara     What's Kamuro doing here? What's going on? [18:00] Onigawara     Did something happen? [18:01] Ritsu     I found them. [18:04] Ritsu     They were all in Onigawara-san's desk. [18:08] Onigawara     Who the hell are you?     Why are you going through my desk? [18:10] Kamuro     So it was you, Onigawara-kun! [18:13] Onigawara     Huh? What are you— [18:14] Girl     Pervert. [18:16] Onigawara     Who the hell just said that?! [18:19] Onigawara     What the heck? [18:20] Onigawara     What exactly did you find in my desk? [18:23] Kamuro     We found all of the girls' missing     recorder pieces in your desk. [18:28] Kamuro     I'm sure you were going to lick     them when no one was looking... [18:32] Kamuro     You're such a pervert, Onigawara-kun. [18:33] Onigawara     What? Kamuro, don't make me punch you! [18:37] Kamuro     There's still time! Apologize! [18:43] Onigawara     Seriously, what is this? [18:45] Onigawara     Do I really look like someone who'd do that? [18:48] Kamuro     You are violent with other people. [18:51] Kamuro     That's reason enough not to trust you. [18:54] Onigawara     W-Wait! It wasn't me! [18:56] Onigawara     O-Oh, yeah! If I really wanted to lick them,     I would take them out of the school! [19:01] Onigawara     Only an idiot would leave them in his desk. [19:03] Shinji     Well, you're an idiot, aren't you? [19:06] Onigawara     Stop being unreasonable, Kamuro! [19:10] Ritsu     There were some in his bag, too. [19:13] Ritsu     So you had taken a number of them home. [19:16] Onigawara     My school bag...     I left it wide open in my locker. [19:19] Kamuro     Kageyama-kun, you even put some in     his bag? You're all into this. [19:24] Onigawara     You bastard! [19:26] Onigawara     Stop snooping around my bag! [19:28] Ritsu     You're going to resort to violence? [19:31] Kids     Let him go! [19:31] Kids     You're taking it out on a first-year? [19:31] Kids     Poor Kageyama-kun! [19:31] Kids     So gross. [19:33] Kids     So it wasn't Tenga the Demon,     but Tenga the Recorder Licker! [19:33] Kids     So violent! [19:33] Kids     I have to disinfect mine. [19:33] Kids     Give us back our recorders! [19:34] Kids     You're terrible! [19:35] Kids     You pervert! [19:37] Kids     Pervert! [19:38] Kids     Pervert! [19:39] Kids     Pervert! Pervert! Pervert! [19:43] Onigawara     Screw you all! [19:46] Kamuro     Run, everyone! The pervert's mad! [19:55] Onigawara     No... No! I didn't do it! [19:59] Onigawara     Isn't... Isn't there someone     who'll take my side? [20:02] (Flashback) Mari     I'll... [20:04] (Flashback) Mari     I'll marry you when I get older, Tenga-kun. [20:07] (Flashback) Onigawara     D-Don't be stupid! [20:10] Onigawara     That's right... Mariko! [20:12] Onigawara     You believe me, don't you...? [20:17] Mari     Gross! SIGN    Gross [20:29] Girl     You're so gross, you perv! [20:32] Narrator     On this day, after two years of hard work, [20:36] Narrator     Onigawara Tenga's perfect     attendance record was broken. [20:45] Guy     What's the matter? [20:47] Guy     Don't be down. Everyone has bad days. [20:51] (Flashback) Kamuro     Did you see, Kageyama-kun?     Onigawara's face... [20:55] (Flashback) Kamuro     The despair of not being able     to solve something by fighting! [20:59] (Flashback) Kamuro     He's finished! [21:07] Ritsu     What am I doing? [21:11] Ritsu     I'm going home. [21:12] Guy     Huh? [21:13] Ritsu     I actually don't have psychic powers. [21:16] Guy     Oh, come on... Hey, wait! [21:18] Guy     Kageyama-kun?! [21:26] Rei     If it isn't Mob's little brother. [21:30] Rei     I see you're giving me     the cold shoulder as usual. [21:32] Ritsu     What are you wandering around     near my house for? [21:36] Reigen     I got a request to exorcise a creepy ghost     that's been showing up in this area. [21:41] Rei     Want to help me out? [21:42] Ritsu     No. Unlike my brother,     I don't have any special powers. [21:47] Rei     Really? But you're Mob's little brother... [21:52] Ritsu     Why don't you exorcise this ghost yourself?      Aren't you a psychic? [21:58] Hoshino     Kageyama quit by throwing a spoon?     Not a towel? [22:01] Hoshino     He's got quite the sense of humor. [22:05] Hoshino     But as far as I can see,     he doesn't have much talent. [22:08] Guy     Actually... [22:09] Guy     I'm not so sure about that. [22:15] Ritsu     Hm? SIGN    Kageyama [22:16] Ritsu     What's that? [22:19] Ritsu     It's not... a balloon? [23:56] Rei     Ritsu continues to go wild     by pairing up with Dimple. [23:58] Rei     And then the gang leader alliance     makes its move. [24:01] Rei     Meanwhile, some scary people     try to make Mob buy a vase. [24:03] Rei     Both brothers are in huge trouble! [24:05] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 7: [24:06] Rei     "Exaltation      I've Obtained Loss" SIGN    Exaltation I've Obtained Loss [24:08] Rei     Illegal downloads?     You're going to be cursed. E7 - Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Ritsu     Hm? SIGN    Kageyama [00:03] Ritsu     What's that? [00:06] Narrator     While Ritsu was mistaking Dimple     for a creepy-looking balloon, [00:12] Narrator     the rumors about Mob,     who kicked around Hanazawa— SIGN    Hey, have you heard about the shadow leader at Salt Middle School? SIGN    The one in the white T-shirt? SIGN    Pale and skinny? [00:15] Narrator     the shadow leader of     Black Vinegar Middle School, [00:18] Narrator     were starting to take a life of their own. SIGN    You mean White T Poison, right? [00:20] Narrator     White T Poison... [00:22] Narrator     This was the title given to Mob,     whose identity had yet to be revealed. SIGN    Apparently, he'll do anything. SIGN    A slow-acting     poison? [00:29] Fuji     White T Poison... [00:31] Fuji     I'll be the one to defeat him! SIGN    Miso Middle School's     Gang Leader: SIGN    Fuji SIGN    Doubanjiang Middle School SIGN    Gang Leader: Kenzaki [00:36] Ken     I'll defeat him and make him     admit that I'm the best. SIGN    Noodle Soup Base Middle School SIGN    Gang Leader: Akagi [00:40] Akagi     So the next target is Salt Middle School... SIGN    Mayo Middle School SIGN    Gang Leader: Gozu [00:43] Go     White T Poison is my prey. SIGN    Soy Sauce Middle School SIGN    Gang Leader: Bandai [00:46] Someone     This is my chance to shine. [00:48] Narrator     And thus the fierce battle to fight     White T Poison was about to begin. SIGN    Onigawara     Leadership: 1500     Moderate Faction: 4 SIGN    White T Poison     Attack Power: ???P SIGN    Hanazawa     Attack Power: 2800P SIGN    Kenzaki     Leadership: 1000     Extremist Faction: 5 SIGN    Akagi     Leadership: 1000     Moderate Faction: 2 SIGN    Gozu     Leadership: 1100     Extremist Faction: 5 SIGN    Fuji     Leadership: 1400     Extremist Faction: 3 SIGN    Bandai     Leadership: 1300     Diehards: 1 SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 SIGN    Exaltation I've Obtained Loss [02:32] Dimple     Man, thanks for helping me out. [02:35] Dimple     I managed to make it back from     the particle level by myself, [02:40] Dimple     but my spiritual energy is way     less than what it used to be, [02:43] Dimple     so I wasn't able to get into     the house anymore. [02:45] Dimple     It appears that low-level spirits [02:48] Dimple     can't even go near this place     just because Shigeo lives here. [02:52] Ritsu     What... [02:54] Ritsu     is this ugly jellyfish-looking     thing that talks? [02:58] Ritsu     But the first thing that I need to do is... [03:02] Dimple     What? You wanna shake hands? [03:03] Ritsu     I have to exorcise it! [03:05] Dimple     Wait! [03:07] Dimple     Stop kneeing me in the face!     I'm Shigeo's friend! [03:10] Ritsu     Nii-san's? [03:11] Dimple     You could even call me his mentor! [03:13] Dimple     I'll let you off the hook this time,     because you obviously panicked. [03:16] Dimple     That aside... [03:18] Dimple     How about it, Ricchan? [03:20] Dimple     Wanna pair up with me? [03:22] Ritsu     No. [03:22] Dimple     That was too fast.     Wait a sec, just hear me out. [03:26] Dimple     You just awakened to your     psychic powers, didn't you? [03:30] Ritsu     What? I have psychic powers? [03:33] Dimple     The fact that you can see me is proof. [03:36] Dimple     I'm Dimple. I'm basically     what they call a ghost. [03:39] Ritsu     So are my psychic powers only     strong enough to let me see you? [03:43] Dimple     I see you haven't realized what your     powers are, let alone how to use them. [03:48] Dimple     Go ahead. You should be able to do that now. [03:52] Ritsu     I shouldn't get my hopes up. [03:58] Dimple     What's the matter? [03:59] Ritsu     It's a world that's out of my reach... [04:04] Dimple     What's with him? Does he     have a complex or something? [04:08] Dimple     Well, it's understandable,     given who his brother is. [04:11] Ritsu     It... [04:12] Ritsu     It's... [04:14] Ritsu     It's not... [04:16] Ritsu     It's not bending! [04:18] Ritsu     D-Dimple! [04:21] Ritsu     It's not bending! [04:22] Dimple     Calm down. [04:25] Ritsu     What? [04:27] Ritsu     Did I do this? [04:31] Dimple     Join me, Ricchan, [04:33] Dimple     if you want to surpass your brother. [04:38] Ritsu     Surpass Nii-san? [04:41] Ritsu     Is that possible? [04:45] Ritsu     I can be like my brother? [04:50] Dimple     If you'll let me use your body. [04:54] Mob     Huh? [04:55] Mob     Ritsu's not eating? [04:56] Mom     He doesn't seem to have an appetite. [04:58] Mom     I wonder what's wrong with him. [05:01] Mob     Is he feeling down? [05:03] Mom     No... [05:04] Mom     He seemed oddly happy. [05:07] Ritsu     How do I get to use my powers freely? [05:11] Dimple     It's better to actually try them out,     rather than explain, Ricchan. [05:14] Ritsu     Don't call me that. [05:15] Dimple     Okay, then. [05:17] Dimple     I'll just call you Ritsu. [05:18] Dimple     Close your eyes, and relax your whole body. [05:24] Dimple     Possession! [05:26] Dimple     You fool! Now your body's mine! [05:33] Dimple     What?! [05:34] Dimple     I can't control his body! [05:37] Ritsu     Where'd you go, Dimple? [05:40] Dimple     It's because my spiritual powers     have become so weak... Damn it! [05:49] Guy     I heard that the student council     took care of the problem. [05:52] Guy     You mean about the perv gang leader? [05:54] Girl     They're like heroes. [05:55] Guy     They're the heroes of the school. [05:58] Kamuro     Yamazaki-kun from Class 2-4, [06:01] Kamuro     I'd like a word with you. [06:03] Yamazaki     What do you want? [06:04] Kamuro     You haven't fully buttoned up your coat. [06:06] Yamazaki     So what? Buzz off. [06:10] (Flashback) Ritsu     I can use them... [06:11] (Flashback) Ritsu     I can use psychic powers, Dimple. [06:14] Dimple     It's because I'm controlling the output, [06:18] Dimple     but you've always had     latent psychic powers, Ritsu. [06:22] Dimple     And I'm deducing that [06:24] Dimple     the reason they came out now     is due to your emotions. [06:29] (Flashback) Dimple     Did something stress you out badly lately? [06:32] (Flashback) Dimple     Like shitting your pants in     front of a lot of people, [06:35] (Flashback) Dimple     or getting caught peeping into     the girls' locker room? [06:38] (Flashback) Ritsu     Of course not. Are you mocking me? [06:40] (Flashback) Dimple     It's just a joke.     You're so damn serious, Ritsu. [06:44] (Flashback) Dimple     That's right, you're an honor student. [06:48] (Flashback) Dimple     Then, what? Did you do something bad? [06:51] Kamuro     I heard rumors that you were     stealing the girls' gym clothes. [06:56] Yamazaki     What the hell are you talking about? [06:57] Kamuro     And so the student council     did a bit of investigating... [07:00] Kamuro     What did we find out, Kageyama-kun? [07:02] Ritsu     We found some of the girls' gym     clothes in your bag, Yamazaki-senpai. [07:06] Yamazaki     Huh? What?! [07:08] Yamazaki     Stop lying! [07:09] Kamuro     You can try to say that you didn't do it,     but that might prove difficult. [07:14] Kamuro     The school's been very     strict with perverts lately. [07:19] Kamuro     I'll give you one way out of this. [07:22] Kamuro     Onigawara ordered you to do this, didn't he? [07:26] Kamuro     If you admit that,     you're merely another victim. [07:30] Kamuro     Oh, and button up. [07:34] Narrator     The whole school had been cleaned up [07:37] Narrator     and turned into the optimal     environment for academics. [07:41] Narrator     However, because of the     considerably immoral strategy [07:45] Narrator     that was used upon certain students, [07:48] Narrator     there would be a deep, black scar     engraved in their lives. [07:52] Narrator     And the two that carried it out would     have to live with that burden forever... [07:57] Narrator     Therefore, [07:58] Narrator     they either became drunk with power and     felt a delusional sense of accomplishment, [08:02] Narrator     or suffered greatly. [08:06] Dimple     Whoa! [08:07] Dimple     Your power's grown even more, Ritsu! [08:10] Ritsu     Corruption and guilt... [08:13] Ritsu     Those are the things that     become fuel for my powers. [08:16] Dimple     Whatever it is, it's working! [08:19] Dimple     Something eating at you? [08:21] Ritsu     Dimple, you just won't stop talking. [08:25] Ritsu     If I were able to control     my powers on my own, [08:29] Ritsu     would I be able to make you disappear? [08:32] Dimple     Is his personality changing, too? [08:39] Hoshino     S-Seriously? [08:41] Guy     Amazing... [08:43] Guy     That's amazing, Kageyama-kun! [08:45] Ritsu     Do you want me to keep going? [08:46] Ritsu     Want me to fold your car     in half, Mitsuura-san? [08:49] Guy     What?! [08:51] Guy     What the hell happened? [08:59] Ritsu     Can I help you gentlemen? [09:02] Guy     According to Kamuro, he had you     plant all the evidence on us. [09:06] Guy     Are you the one who framed us? [09:09] Ritsu     I have no idea what you're talking about... [09:11] Ritsu     Dimple. [09:12] Dimple     Leave it to me. [09:13] Ritsu     Even if I did, [09:16] Ritsu     it's too late. [09:18] Guy     Why, you little... [09:20] Guy     Who do you think we are?! [09:30] Guy     You little shit! [09:31] Guy     That does it! Get him! [09:41] Girl     Hey, there's a fight. [09:42] Girl     Scary! [09:43] Girl     But isn't that guy's hair even more amazing? [09:46] Girl     You're right! [09:47] Girl     Seriously? [09:49] Teruki     Hey, you there. [09:53] Ritsu     Yes? [09:54] Dimple     Gah! That's... [09:56] Teruki     I think that's enough. SIGN    Top of SIGN    Teru's Head [10:00] Teruki     If you grow dependent on that,     you're gonna get hurt. [10:02] Girl     Whoa, what is that? [10:02] Teruki     You've got the wrong idea. [10:04] Girl     It's so long. [10:05] Teruki     You think you're someone really special. [10:08] Teruki     It's hard looking at someone     who reminds me of my old self. [10:11] Teruki     This is a warning. [10:13] Teruki     Don't try to live relying on psychic powers. [10:18] Ritsu     Are you an esper? [10:20] Ritsu     I don't know who you are, [10:22] Ritsu     but I have no need to take warnings from you. [10:25] Dimple     Don't try to take a bite at him! [10:27] Dimple     He's not someone you can beat! [10:29] Ritsu     I'm sure he's not much different from     the people at the Awakening Lab. [10:32] Ritsu     I want to compare powers with him. [10:35] Dimple     Ritsu?! You idiot! [10:36] Dimple     Stop! [10:39] Teruki     Why, thank you for the handshake. [10:41] Teruki     I'm Hanazawa Teruki. A pleasure. [10:45] Dimple     Don't try to fight him, Ritsu!     Let go of his hand! [10:47] Teruki     Having trouble staying on your own two feet? SIGN    Success Academy [10:49] Teruki     Ah, you're so young. [10:58] Dimple     Now! Run! [11:04] Ritsu     I was surprised at how strong he was... [11:06] Ritsu     And... [11:08] Ritsu     His brain was so developed. [11:10] Ritsu     Is that why he was so strong? [11:12] Dimple     No... That was just because     his wig didn't fit correctly. [11:15] Dimple     Though I'm not sure why he's wearing it. [11:17] Ritsu     I'm so frustrated. I can't believe I     lost to someone other than Nii-san. [11:22] Ritsu     Dimple. [11:24] Ritsu     I want to get even stronger. [11:26] Ritsu     So I won't lose to anyone. [11:31] Lady     Little boy. [11:33] Lady     Do you have a moment? SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [11:45] Lady     This is the Vase of Happiness. [11:48] Lady     A renowned potter put his heart and soul     into making this, a very spiritual vase. [11:52] Lady     The owner will be blessed just     by having it in their house. [11:56] Lady     It's actually about 2.5 million yen, [11:58] Lady     but I'll make it 800,000 yen just for you. [12:01] Mob     I don't have that kind of money. [12:03] Lady     Then, I'll drop the price to 500,000 yen. [12:05] Mob     Uh, I don't have 500,000 yen, either. [12:08] Lady     So if you did, you'd buy it, right?     Why don't you call your mommy for me, then? SIGN    Seasoning General Bank Note SIGN    Seasoning Bank [12:12] Mob     I don't think my mom will buy that. [12:15] Lady     This kid's easy bait... [12:17] Lady     Hey, why don't you touch it? [12:19] Lady     The texture here is a bit grainy     and it feels rather nice. [12:21] Mob     Er, I can't really tell. [12:26] Mob     That was close. [12:27] Lady     What was that? [12:30] Lady     You should be careful. [12:34] Mob     Huh? [12:34] Lady     Hey, you broke it. [12:37] Mob     Th-That was... [12:38] Lady     What? You're going to say it was my fault? [12:40] Mob     Huh? No... [12:42] Lady     Say, little boy... [12:43] Lady     Problems you can solve with money are     better than those you can't. Understand? [12:47] Guy     Oh, dear... Did you break that, sir? [12:52] Guy     Do you have a phone? [12:54] Mob     I-I don't... [12:57] Guy     Well, that rang at the perfect time.     Why don't you answer it? [13:01] Rei     What are you doing, Mob? [13:03] Rei     Calling me out here when I've got a     customer showing up at any moment... [13:08] Guy     Are you this boy's guardian, sir? [13:11] Rei     I see... [13:12] Guy     It's going to cost five million yen     to replace this. [13:14] Rei     You're telling me that Mob     broke that cheap-looking vase? [13:18] Guy     What'd you say? [13:20] Guy     Looks like you don't know     how the world works. [13:23] Guy     Want me to make sure you never work again? [13:25] Rei     Ow! Ow! You totally cracked my clavicle. [13:28] Rei     That's gonna cost you. [13:31] Guy     Huh? [13:32] Rei     The hospital bill with reparations     is gonna be a million yen. [13:36] Guy     Y-You can't be serious, you dumbass! [13:39] Rei     And now that's psychological damage, [13:42] Rei     which is going to be another million. [13:44] Guy     Hey! [13:45] Rei     Your breath stinks. That's another million. [13:47] Guy     The hell?! [13:48] Rei     Your voice is loud.     And that's another million. [13:51] Rei     Ah. You frayed my shirt. [13:55] Rei     That's another million for damages. [13:57] Rei     And now that's equal to what     he owes you for the vase. [14:00] Rei     That's the kind of business     you guys are running. [14:03] Rei     Let's go, Mob. [14:05] Guy     Like we'd let you leave like this! [14:06] Lady     Give it up! [14:08] Lady     His misfortune was decided when     he broke the Vase of Happiness. [14:11] Guy     Perhaps some disaster will befall him. [14:14] Rei     Misfortune? Disaster? [14:17] Rei     I was just talking to someone who     had been haunted by an evil spirit. [14:22] Rei     Apparently, the spirit has     now decided to haunt me. [14:26] Rei     And when that happens, you keep     hearing strange noises at night [14:29] Rei     and weird things keep popping up in     pictures, and it becomes unbearable. [14:33] Rei     Though the spirit might have     transferred to you guys now. [14:37] Rei     Be careful at night. [14:39] Guy     Huh? [14:40] Lady     A ghost? [14:41] Rei     Doesn't feel too great, does it?     That's exactly what you guys are doing. [14:48] Guy     A ghost? What are you, a kid? So scary! [15:02] Rei     That sure shut them up quick. SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Chinese Soba [15:05] Rei     That last bit was great, Mob. [15:08] Mob     Huh? [15:09] Rei     You shook the building to scare them, right? [15:12] Mob     No, I thought it was you sending     the evil spirit after them... [15:16] Mob     Could it be that you couldn't see— [15:18] Rei     Of course... [15:19] Rei     I could see it. [15:22] Mob     You know... [15:23] Mob     Con artists are really terrible people. [15:27] Rei     Yeah... [15:29] Rei     Only the lowest of the low try to take     advantage of someone's weakness... [15:34] Hikaru     What? You as well? SIGN    Student Council Room [15:36] Girl     Yes. He said, "So, you're trash, too?" [15:39] Girl     All I was doing was chewing gum during class. [15:42] Hikaru     Kamuro, this school doesn't belong to you. [15:47] Kamuro     We still have the smaller     pieces of trash to deal with. [15:50] Kamuro     Let's keep it moving. [15:51] Ritsu     You're still going to continue this? [15:53] Kamuro     Come now... [15:55] Kamuro     You're not going to suggest we stop, are you? [15:57] Ritsu     No. I just felt like throwing up. [16:01] Ritsu     You're just trying to     relieve some stress, right? [16:05] Kamuro     I was correct in choosing you     as an accomplice. [16:08] Kamuro     If you knew, why did you decide to help me? [16:13] Ritsu     Because I was tired. [16:15] Ritsu     I think I might have gotten tired of myself. [16:18] Ritsu     I just wanted to know what     it felt like to be a fool. [16:22] Kamuro     A fool, eh? [16:24] Kamuro     But in the end, we're popular. [16:26] Kamuro     We've become the heroes of the school. [16:30] Dimple     So that old-looking guy wanted to be popular? [16:35] Ritsu     I've obtained a much bigger world. [16:39] Saruta     By the way, President,     did you find any telepaths? [16:43] Tome     If I'd found any, I wouldn't be here. [16:45] Tome     Hey, Inukawa! Putting a     bomb there is cheating! SIGN    Put on Muscle! [16:48] Goda     Kurata, could you be a little quieter? [16:51] Goda     I'm not done talking to him yet. [16:54] Tome     Oh, sorry. [16:55] Onigawara     Musashi, that's enough. [16:57] Goda     No, it's not! Man up! [17:00] Goda     Go to class, Onigawara! [17:02] Onigawara     I've got no place there. [17:04] Onigawara     None of my friends will     even talk to me anymore. [17:08] Tome     Oh, a visitor... [17:09] Tome     The student council president! [17:11] Shinji     I see this place is as rotten as they say. [17:14] Shinji     More importantly... [17:16] Kamuro     What are you doing here, Onigawara-kun? SIGN    Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat! [17:19] Kamuro     Infiltrating the school when     you haven't been showing up to class? [17:22] Onigawara     No! [17:23] Onigawara     But if I stay at home,     my mom will ask me why— [17:25] Goda     Listen, President. [17:27] Goda     Onigawara didn't do anything. [17:29] Kamuro     Should I have you all dealt with     for being Onigawara's accomplices? [17:34] Goda     Wha— [17:35] Guy     President, some weird guy just     showed up at the school gates. [17:40] Kamuro     Good grief. They couldn't     have come at a worse time. SIGN    Doubanjiang Middle School Gang Leader: Kenzaki Yuuto [17:44] Ken     Who are you? I told you to     bring me White T Poison! [17:49] Kamuro     White T Poison? What on earth is that? [17:51] Ken     Stop fooling around! He's the     talk of all the thugs right now. [17:55] Ritsu     I'll deal with him.     That should settle things. [17:59] Kamuro     Th-That was surprising... [18:02] Ritsu     That was self-defense. [18:05] Ritsu     Not to mention, they were students from     another school, so it shouldn't matter. [18:09] Kamuro     To think he was one to fight... [18:12] Kamuro     And be that strong on top of it. [18:14] Thug     Hey, are you the one that got Kenzaki-san? [18:18] Kamuro     Huh? [18:18] Thug     Are you White T Poison? [18:21] Kamuro     Wh-What are you... I was just watching! [18:24] Thug     Then who the hell is White T Poison?! [18:27] Kamuro     I don't— [18:32] Kamuro     That's enough! It's time to stop! [18:34] Ritsu     You look awful. [18:36] Kamuro     I became a victim [18:38] Kamuro     because you taught a gang leader     from another school a lesson! [18:42] Kamuro     Don't you understand that?! [18:43] Ritsu     I'm fine with that. It's very much deserved. [18:51] Kamuro     A-Again?! SIGN    Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu [18:53] Gozu     Are you White T Poison? SIGN    Kamuro [19:01] Takuya     Oh, it's you, Tokugawa-kun. [19:03] Takeshi     Shinji doesn't want to see anyone right now. [19:07] Hikaru     I see... [19:09] Ritsu     What a terrible room filled with garbage. [19:12] Ritsu     I think what you should have     cleaned up was this room. [19:16] Kamuro     H-How did you get in here? [19:18] Ritsu     There are plenty of small pieces     of trash left at school. [19:22] Kamuro     I-I'm done with all of that! Get out! [19:25] Ritsu     It's too late. [19:27] Ritsu     We both did something unforgivable. [19:30] Ritsu     No one's going to save us. [19:38] Ritsu     The puppet's been broken.     Now the school is clean. [19:42] Dimple     What are you going to do now? [19:43] Dimple     The other schools are gonna show up again. [19:47] Ritsu     I can do whatever I want,     as long as I have these powers. [19:49] Dimple     Yeah! You can be a superstar! [19:52] Ritsu     Dimple, you're trying to     use me, too, aren't you? [19:56] Dimple     Wha?! [19:57] Dimple     What are you talking about, Ricchan? [19:58] Dimple     We're partners! SIGN    Akagi Noodle Soup Base Middle School Gang Leader SIGN    Bandai Soy Sauce Middle School Gang Leader SIGN    Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu SIGN    Miso Middle School Gang Leader: Fuji [20:10] Dimple     And here they come. [20:12] Ritsu     There are quite a few today. [20:16] Teruki     I came to see what was     going on and of course... [20:19] Akagi     Are you the White T Poison that     defeated Hanazawa and Kenzaki? [20:23] Teruki     What?! Is he pretending to be Kageyama? [20:27] Ritsu     I think things will be settled     once I deal with you guys, [20:31] Ritsu     so let's just say that I am. [20:33] Teruki     Apparently, I'm gonna have to     ask Kageyama about this... [20:38] Someone     Looks like I found something     pretty interesting. [20:41] Man     I've found him. I'll apprehend     him and head back. [20:45] Someone     But before that, I should watch for a bit     and see how good he is. [20:48] Ritsu     Possession. [20:56] Ritsu     All right. Go ahead. [20:58] Thugs     You telling us to bring it? [21:00] Thugs     Sounds good to us! [21:04] Big     Hey! Don't chicken out now! [21:07] Guy     That's not it... [21:08] Guy     We can't move... [21:09] Ritsu     Dimple, we're going to go     a bit strong this time. [21:15] White     Chance! [21:23] Big     Your magic tricks won't     work on me, White T Pois— [21:29] Guy     What the heck is going on? [21:31] Guy     Is White T Poison doing that? [21:33] Guy     Don't falter! Let's all charge him at once! [21:39] Ritsu     I will not judge you people. [21:42] Ritsu     Because I know now. [21:43] Ritsu     When people stray from the right path, [21:46] Ritsu     there usually isn't an actual reason. [21:48] Ritsu     It's like that even now. [21:50] Ritsu     I'm facing enemies that     have lost all will to fight, [21:53] Ritsu     and I'm moving forward     for the sake of violence. [21:55] Ritsu     There's no reason there. [21:58] Ritsu     This kind of freedom is strong. [22:00] Ritsu     I'm much freer than all of you. [22:04] Ritsu     Why? [22:05] Ritsu     Because I've lost my limits. [22:07] Ritsu     I've obtained loss. [22:22] Mob     Ritsu... [22:24] Mob     What are you doing? [23:56] Rei     The brothers finally confront each     other in an alleyway after school. [23:58] Rei     Then suddenly, an adult esper     we had previously seen appears. [24:02] Rei     Hey, Mob, that guy's really bad news. [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 8: [24:06] Rei     "The Older Brother Bows      Destructive Intent" [24:07] Rei     What do I recommend? SIGN    The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent [24:08] Rei     The convenient option A with the Blu-ray set! E8 - The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Tome     There really aren't many espers, are there? SIGN    Potato [00:05] Tome     All of these people have walked by     and not one has stood out. [00:10] Tome     You aren't tricking me, are you? [00:13] Mob     There really haven't been any. [00:16] Teru     Hey, are you on a date here? [00:20] Tome     Who is this obviously special guy? [00:23] Teru     Hanazawa-kun... [00:24] Teru     Sorry, this is an emergency. [00:27] Teru     I'm gonna borrow him for a bit. [00:30] Tome     Him? [00:31] Mob     Someone's using my name and fighting? [00:33] Teru     Yeah. It's a student from     Salt Middle School. [00:36] Teru     You might know him. [00:39] Teru     He's back there.     You should go see for yourself. [00:51] Mob     Ritsu... [00:53] Mob     What are you doing? SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 SIGN    The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent [02:31] Rits     Nii-san... What are you doing here? [02:33] Mob     I could ask you the same thing, Ritsu. [02:36] Teru     Oh, that's his younger brother. [02:38] Yama     Someone just showed up. [02:41] Mob     Who are all of these people on the ground? [02:43] Mob     Did you do this, Ritsu? [02:46] Mob     Ritsu? [02:48] Rits     Yes, I did this. [02:52] Teru     I'm not so boorish as to     watch siblings fight. [02:57] Mob     Really? You really did this, Ritsu? [03:01] Ritsu     It's true. [03:04] Mob     It's not true. [03:06] Mob     There's no way you would do this. [03:08] Mob     I mean... seriously... [03:11] Rits     Nii-san, I did this. [03:14] Rits     I obtained psychic powers. [03:17] Mob     Huh? [03:19] Dimp     Wait, Ritsu! You're up against Shigeo! [03:21] Rits     Shut up, Dimple. [03:23] Dimp     Tch! He's drunk with power. [03:26] Dimp     This is why I hate brats. [03:28] Dimp     I'm not gonna hang around     for a battle I know he'll lose! [03:31] Mob     Dimple?! [03:34] Rits     That's fine. [03:35] Rits     I've got the feel of it now. [03:38] Rits     Nii-san, I've realized     something very important. [03:42] Mob     Ritsu, what's wrong? [03:44] Mob     If something's bothering you... [03:50] Mob     You really do have psychic powers... [03:53] Rits     I missed... [03:55] Mob     Ritsu... [03:57] Mob     Congratulations! [03:59] Mob     You've wanted to use them for so long! [04:01] Mob     Do you remember? [04:02] Mob     When you were little, you used to cry your     eyes out because you couldn't bend spoons. [04:06] Mob     Who would've thought that now— [04:07] Rits     That hadn't changed up until recently. [04:10] Rits     Just listen, Nii-san. [04:13] Rits     I've always wanted psychic powers. [04:16] Rits     And I've always admired you, Nii-san. [04:19] Mob     Aw, you're making me blush... [04:21] Rits     But that was a big misunderstanding. [04:24] Mob     Huh? [04:25] Rits     I couldn't handle my inferiority complex     and fear towards you, [04:30] Rits     so I was protecting myself by     thinking it was admiration. [04:34] Rits     I was scared of you. [04:36] Rits     I never knew what you'd do     if you got stressed out. [04:39] Rits     We could never even have     a fight as brothers... [04:43] Rits     Because I have no way to protect myself     from your powers. [04:48] Rits     So I did my best not to     stress you out in any way. [04:53] Rits     Now, that's just a humiliating past. [04:56] Rits     I tried so hard for so long, [04:58] Rits     no matter how crazy it made me... [05:01] Rits     And yet, [05:02] Rits     you never worked hard     in your life, so why? [05:07] Rits     But now, I've obtained them. [05:10] Rits     Now I don't have to be scared anymore. [05:12] Rits     The delusional admiration is gone. [05:15] Rits     Actually... [05:18] Rits     Now I've just lost all interest... [05:22] Rits     The buddy-buddy brothers act     ends now, Nii-san. [05:27] Mob     Ritsu... I can tell. That's a lie. [05:30] Rits     Face me, right now! Hit me with your powers! [05:34] Mob     But I guess it's true... [05:37] Mob     I'm your brother, Ritsu. [05:40] Mob     Hey, Ritsu. [05:41] Mob     Half of that is true, right? [05:47] Mob     I'm terribly sorry that my     little brother hurt you. [05:51] Mob     Please still be friends     with him from now on. [05:54] Rits     Huh? [05:55] Aa     What? You're his older brother? [05:59] Mob     Yes. I'm very sorry. [06:01] Aka     You idiot! You think that's     enough to be forgiven?! [06:05] Gozu     You need to grovel first! [06:07] Mob     O-Okay... [06:09] Rits     Hey... Stop. [06:13] Rits     Why, Nii-san? [06:16] Rits     What are you doing?! [06:18] Mob     Ritsu... It's no use trying     to get rid of me... SIGN    Progress Towards SIGN    Mob's Explosion SIGN    Progress Towards Mob's Explosion: 7% [06:24] Mob     Because we're brothers. [06:28] Yama     Hello? [06:29] Saku     I'd like a status update. [06:31] Saku     It's been ten minutes since you reported     that you've found the target. [06:35] Saku     What are you doing? [06:36] Yaa     I'm just observ— [06:37] Saku     Are you an idiot?     Hurry up and bring him here. [06:40] Yama     All right. SIGN    Sakurai [06:43] Saku     Actually, just in case, send a photo. [06:46] Saku     It'll be troublesome if     you bring the wrong brat. [06:49] Yama     Yeah, yeah... [06:52] Yama     How dare he mock me? [06:54] Yama     There you go. It's sent. [06:57] Saku     Confirmed. [06:59] Saku     There's no doubt that     that's Kageyama Shigeo. [07:02] Yama     Right? [07:03] Saku     It's just as the data from     the Awakening Lab says. [07:06] Saku     What an exaggerated name. [07:09] Saku     It's embarrassing to say. [07:12] Saku     Listen up. [07:14] Saku     Don't mess this up. [07:15] Saku     The more information we leak,     the more annoying it'll be. [07:18] Saku     Don't play around. [07:20] Yama     Yeah, yeah... [07:22] Yama     Acting all high-and-mighty... [07:25] Yama     Now, then... [07:28] Gozu     The tables have turned! [07:31] Aka     White T Poison! [07:32] Aka     If you don't want us to beat the crap out     of your brother, get your face over here. [07:37] Mob     Hold it. [07:38] Mob     You shouldn't do that. [07:40] Gozu     Huh? [07:41] Mob     I don't want to see anyone     else hurting people, [07:44] Mob     or anyone else getting hurt. [07:46] Aka     Who the hell do you think     you are, small fry?! [07:50] Ban     Only the strongest can give orders. [07:52] Fuji     And the strongest will rule. [07:55] Rits     Just how pathetic are these people? [07:58] Rits     The strongest one here is... [08:08] Yama     You're exactly right. [08:10] Rits     Who are you? [08:13] Mob     Ritsu! [08:13] Guy     What? [08:14] Punk     Who's that? [08:14] Aka     Who the hell are you?! [08:15] Yama     The strongest will rule. [08:19] Yama     It's such an obvious thing     that you forget about it. [08:22] Yama     You guys figure that     if you're strong at fighting, [08:25] Yama     you can rule your school     and turfs, right? [08:28] Yama     That's cute. You should keep it up. [08:33] Yama     But he's on a different level. [08:35] Yama     You guys don't have a chance of beating him. [08:39] Yama     So I'm going to remove him     from the fighting grounds. [08:41] Yama     You can continue your squabbling in peace. [08:44] Yama     I'll be taking him. [08:46] Gozu     Hold it! [08:47] Gozu     He's our target! [08:50] Mio     You're just an outsider! [08:54] Mayo     How dare you do that to our boss?! [08:55] Mayo     Hey, don't. [08:59] Punk     T-Too strong... [09:01] Punk     That's not fair... [09:03] Yama     You thugs are such simple creatures... [09:09] Mob     My little brother... [09:15] Rits     N-Nii-san... [09:17] Yama     Did I hit him too hard? [09:19] Yama     Well, if he dies,     I'd say he was just unlucky. [09:24] Yama     Hey, you good-for-nothing. [09:26] Yama     What's with that rebellious stare? [09:29] Yama     It's not! I was just looking... [09:32] Yama     Grovel, and apologize to me. [09:34] Fuji     Huh? [09:34] Yama     We're reviewing the scene     you were playing out earlier. [09:37] Yama     I know! All of you should grovel. [09:42] Yama     Will this make you a little more willing? [09:45] Yama     If you don't grovel, I'll kill all of you. [09:52] Yama     What a great sight! [09:54] Yama     It's a great lesson for idiots     who mistake youth and freedom. [09:59] Yama     I've got one piece of advice for     the rest of your rotten lives. [10:03] Yama     Try to live your lives walking on the     side of the road as much as possible, [10:07] Yama     so you don't cause anyone else trouble. [10:10] Yama     See ya, brats. [10:14] Thug     Damn it! [10:15] Thug     What was that? [10:19] Fuji     That's... [10:24] Mob     Ritsu! [10:40] Yama     You, too, brat? [10:42] Rits     N-Nii-san... [10:44] Yaa     I wasn't told about a psychic brother. [10:48] Mob     Let go of my brother... [10:50] Mob     or else... [10:55] Yama     Oh, so you've put up a barrier? [10:59] Mob     I'm not supposed to use     these powers against others, [11:01] Mob     but this is different! [11:07] Yama     Don't underestimate me, brat. [11:10] Mob     I remember now! [11:13] Mob     He's the adult esper I saw before... [11:17] Yama     There are ways to deal with     little esper brats like you. [11:27] Yama     Telekinetic Helix! SIGN    Telekinetic Helix [11:32] Mob     He's attacking again. I don't want     to become an adult like him. [11:36] Yama     Cry. [11:39] Mob     Huh? [11:45] Yama     You're so light. You fly up really well. [11:49] Mob     It hurts... [11:50] Mob     I can't exhale... [11:52] Mob     or inhale... [11:54] Mob     My stomach is hot... [12:00] Yama     You surprised? [12:01] Yama     My powers rip through your     barrier like an excavator. [12:05] Rits     Nii-san! [12:07] Yama     Stand up. [12:09] Yama     You're going to protect your     little brother, right? [12:13] Guy     Oh, crap. [12:15] Aa     He's hitting him way too much. [12:17] Gozu     You can't be serious... [12:18] Thug     He's gonna die. [12:19] Thug     Seriously? [12:20] Rits     Nii-san? [12:24] Rits     S-Stop... [12:32] Rits     Please, stop! [12:42] Ritsu     Stop! [12:45] Rits     Just take me! That's what     you wanted, right? [12:51] Yama     That's a wise decision, [12:54] Yama     but I'm an asshole. [12:56] Yama     I don't like that look on your face... [12:58] Yama     That hostile little face! [13:06] Mob     Hey, you. [13:08] Mob     This is the first time this has happened. [13:14] Mob     Can you feel it? [13:16] Mob     My animosity? SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [13:35] Yama     He made me put my hands to the ground... [13:37] Yama     A brat like that... [13:45] Yama     I can't get away! [13:52] Rits     That guy is finished. [13:54] Mob     Hey, mister, who did terrible things to us... [13:58] Mob     Just so you know, this is all your fault. [14:02] Mob     Don't ever show your face     in front of us again. [14:12] Yama     Telekinetic Helix! [14:16] Yama     It's hard?! It's nothing like before... [14:46] Thug     Wow... [14:47] Thug     Hey, did you see that? [14:49] Thug     What was that? [14:52] Gozu     What's going on? [14:55] Gozu     You're kidding! [14:56] Yama     Energy Bomb! [14:59] Yama     You're actually making me     use my trump card... [15:03] Rits     Nii-san! [15:07] Yama     Why won't he fall over? [15:10] Dimp     At this rate, things won't end well... [15:12] Dimp     I know! If I bring him here... [15:17] Yama     Damn it! What's with this brat? [15:23] Yama     H-He's strong! [15:25] Yama     If I don't put up my guard,     I'll be knocked out in an instant. [15:29] Thug     Whoa! [15:29] Thu     Yeah! Get him! [15:31] Some     To think a guy like that existed... [15:33] Fui     Hey, look! [15:35] Fui     It's a white T-shirt! [15:37] Guy     That's it! [15:38] Fuji     He's not White T Poison's older brother... [15:41] Fuji     He's the infamous shadow leader     at Salt Middle School... [15:44] All     White T Poison! [15:48] Yama     Taking him on in a battle     of abilities isn't good. [15:50] Yama     I don't have a choice.     The mission comes first. [15:53] Fuji     He's got a knife! Look out! [15:55] Yama     Shut up, brat! [15:59] Mob     If you're not going to give up, I'll end it. [16:01] Mob     The next move will be the last. [16:03] Yama     Take this, brat! [16:05] Yama     Damn it! [16:06] Yama     This barrier's so thick!     My knife won't go through! [16:10] Yama     Just kidding! [16:17] Thugs     What? [16:18] Yama     I don't like using his stuff,     but I don't have time. [16:24] Yama     I guess you've all seen my face. [16:26] Yama     As annoying as it is, I'm gonna     have to make you all disappear. [16:29] Thugs     C-Crap! [16:30] Thug     Run! [16:31] Thug     H-Hurry! [16:33] Yama     Do you really think I'll let you     get away after everything you saw? [16:39] Yama     Impossible! I can't take him on anymore! [16:42] Yama     You're coming with me. [16:48] Goz     Did we survive? [16:50] Aka     Yeah! [16:51] Thug     We did it! [16:51] Thug     We're saved! [16:52] Thug     Awesome! [16:53] Some     You're amazing! [16:54] Aka     You saved our lives! [16:56] Aka     Huh? [16:58] Aka     He's standing while unconscious. [17:00] Teru     Get away from him.     It's still dangerous to be near him. [17:04] Some     You're from Black Vinegar Middle School... [17:06] Teru     I can't believe someone was     able to push him this far. [17:10] Teru     They're no ordinary person. [17:11] Dimp     The guy and Ritsu are gone.     We were a bit late. SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [17:19] Rei     This is rock salt from the Himalayas. [17:22] Rei     It goes great with pasta or meat. [17:24] Rei     Let's perform the exorcism with this. [17:27] Rei     Your shoulders feel heavy, right? [17:29] Some     Yes. A fortuneteller told me     there was something on them. [17:33] Rei     So they just told her that and took     the money? How irresponsible. [17:37] Rei     All right. [17:41] Some     Wh-What are you doing? [17:43] Rei     Ghosts are weak against salt. [17:45] Rei     First, we'll weaken it with     the rock salt powder. [17:47] Rei     And this scraping noise by your ears... [17:49] Rei     This will be really annoying to spirits     that want to live in a quiet place, [17:52] Rei     so they should leave. [17:55] Rei     Next! [17:56] Rei     We'll use the hard edges of     the rock salt and do a massage [17:58] Rei     to loosen up your tense muscles     and improve your blood flow. [18:03] Rei     We'll place a hot towel on your face, [18:06] Rei     and shut out the spirit's     visual interference. [18:08] Rei     Along with using aroma oils     to maximize your relaxation, [18:11] Rei     we'll light some incense that spirits hate. [18:14] Some     S-Such a wonderful smell! [18:17] Rei     Aroma Runaway Express! SIGN    Aroma Runaway Express [18:20] Nar     This is one of Reigen's special moves,     where he sends his clients on a beauty trip [18:25] Nar     that relaxes the body and soul. [18:29] Some     I feel so much younger. [18:31] Rei     That's great! [18:33] Rei     Thank goodness there was     no actual spirit this time, [18:36] Rei     but this is the first time Mob     didn't show up to work on time. [18:39] Rei     I'm gonna have to lecture him     when I see him next. [18:45] (Flashback) Rits     Nii-san. [18:47] (Flashback) Rits     If there's anything troubling you,     let me know. [18:49] (Flashback) Rits     I'll be there to listen anytime. [18:51] (Flashback) Rits     Nii-san, is something bothering you? [18:54] (Flashback) Rits     Are you okay, Nii-san? [18:55] (Flashback) Rits     If something's bothering you, I'll listen. [18:58] (Flashback) Mob     Thanks, Ritsu, but I'm fine. [19:01] (Flashback) Mob     It's nothing. [19:03] (Flashback) Rits     I see. [19:05] Mob     Ritsu? [19:07] Mob     Ritsu? [19:08] Mob     I see... [19:09] Mob     I'm sorry I didn't realize it sooner. [19:18] Teru     Are you awake, Kageyama-kun? [19:20] Mob     Hanazawa-kun... where are we? [19:23] Teru     My apartment. Dimple-kun told me everything. [19:27] Dimp     H-Hey, Shigeo... [19:30] Mob     Dimple... [19:31] Mob     What's going on? [19:33] Mob     Why were you with Ritsu? [19:36] Dimp     Well... [19:37] Mob     And Ritsu was kidnapped. [19:39] Mob     Dimple... [19:41] Mob     Is this your doing? [19:43] Dimp     It's a misunderstanding!     I don't know who those guys are! [19:46] Teru     I know who they are. [19:47] Both     Huh? [19:48] Teru     They've been following me around     for a few years now. [19:52] Dimp     Is that why you're living by yourself     when you're in middle school? [19:55] Teru     Let me give you a warning. [19:57] Teru     Stay away from them. [20:00] Mob     Stay away? [20:03] Teru     You'll die. [20:07] Teru     It's an organization called Claw,     formed by dangerous espers. [20:11] Teru     They want a revolution     and aim to turn the world on its head. [20:15] Teru     Their ability to function     as a group is first-rate, [20:17] Teru     and they have over a hundred espers. [20:21] Dimp     You're kidding, right? [20:22] Mob     A hundred... [20:23] Teru     There are plenty of facilities     across the world that are trying to [20:27] Teru     manufacture psychic powers. [20:29] Teru     But the only one to succeed at it is Claw. [20:34] Teru     Apparently they take child espers     who have yet to mature, [20:37] Teru     brainwash them, and raise them as soldiers. [20:40] Tru     They aren't as powerful as us Naturals, [20:43] Tru     but if you underestimate them,     their sheer numbers will easily crush you. [20:46] Dimp     You sure know a lot about them. [20:48] Teru     I heard all about them from one of their     guys who tried to kidnap me before. [20:52] Teru     Though I taught him a lesson. [20:55] Dimp     Basically, they're from     a very dangerous world. [20:58] Dimp     Shigeo, you could've been killed back there! [21:02] Mob     It doesn't matter... [21:03] Mob     Ritsu, my little brother, was kidnapped. [21:08] Mob     I'm going to go save him. [21:10] Ter     Do you want to die? [21:12] Mob     No, not at all. [21:13] Teru     Then calm down. [21:15] Mob     But I think I can win. [21:20] Teru     All right. [21:22] Teru     But why are they after your little brother? [21:25] Mob     I have no idea. [21:26] Dimp     Ah! That's right! [21:28] Dimp     There's a research facility where     people like you were gathering. [21:31] Dimp     Ritsu was going there recently, too. [21:33] Mob     Ritsu was? [21:34] Teeru     So the information must     have leaked from there. [21:37] Tru     Want to check it out? [21:38] Tru     Though, I have a terrible feeling about this... [21:41] Dimp     I'll lead you there. [21:47] Dmp     This is terrible...     How could they do this to civilians? [21:51] Teru     They're unconscious, but not dead. [21:58] Mits     Wh-Who are you?! Where did he go? [22:01] Mits     The guy with the sword! [22:02] Teru     You'll need to answer our questions first. [22:04] Ter     Did you sell Kageyama Ritsu's     information to Claw? [22:08] Mits     Claw? What's that? [22:10] Mits     Kageyama Ritsu? [22:12] Mits     I don't know who that is. [22:13] Mits     The one I invited here     was Kageyama Shigeo-kun. [22:16] Mob     That's me. [22:18] Mits     That's you?! [22:19] Dimp     This all started with a misunderstanding, [22:21] Dimp     and yet they really managed     to awaken Ritsu. [22:25] Mts     I have no idea what's going on. [22:27] Mits     Damn it... [22:28] Mits     And we were finally seeing some     hope in our research, too. [22:32] Teru     Looks like this guy doesn't know anything. [22:34] Mob     Where are the other kids? [22:36] Mits     They were kidnapped... [22:38] Mits     Is this my fault? [22:41] Mits     To think there are people like them... [22:43] Teru     What kind of level of power did     the kids who were kidnapped have? [22:47] Teru     I'd like to know what we're up against. [22:50] Mits     Hold on a sec. Who are you guys? [22:56] Mob     What are you doing, Hanazawa-kun? [22:58] Teru     Introducing ourselves. [23:15] Yama     Come on, brats. Hurry up and get out. [23:18] Yama     Quit dawdling. Keep moving. [23:21] Yama     Don't make me spank you. [23:23] Saku     Don't scare them more than necessary.     They'll be useless then. [23:28] Hoshi     Kageyama, are you okay? [23:31] Rits     I'm fine, but we really shouldn't     fight back right now. [23:56] Rei     Trapped in a suspicious research facility, [23:58] Rei     Ritsu tries to plot an escape     with the good-for-nothing espers. [24:00] Rei     Meanwhile, Mob rises to save Ritsu. [24:02] Rei     That's right, Mob!     That's what you call a man. [24:05] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 9: [24:06] Rei     "'Claw' 7th Division" SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division [24:08] Rei     Option B, the serious course, involves buying     the Blu-rays and the manga volumes. E9 - Claw ~7th Division~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Koya     Looks like we ran into more     trouble than expected. SIGN    Claw 7th Division [00:04] Saku     You mean you did. [00:05] Koya     You idiot! You only had     wimpy-looking ones to deal with. [00:10] Saku     But I'm amazed you actually     managed to hurt Koyama. [00:13] Saku     You might get special treatment. [00:16] Koya     No, it wasn't him. [00:18] Koya     Another guy got in my way,     and he was really strong. [00:20] Saku     What? Another esper? [00:24] Koya     Yeah. He was insanely strong for a kid. [00:27] Koya     I couldn't match him in power,     so I used your spray on him. [00:30] Saku     And where is that kid? [00:32] Koya     I already had too much on     my plate, so I left him. [00:35] Saku     This is exactly why I didn't     want to pair up with you. [00:38] Koya     Huh? What do you mean? [00:40] Saku     We had orders to make abducting kids [00:42] Saku     with the strongest psychic     powers our top priority! [00:45] Saku     If the division leader found out     that you messed up like this... [00:50] Tera     This all sounds very interesting. [00:53] Tera     Let me in on it. [00:56] Tera     I'll make sure the division leader     doesn't find out. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Terada [01:00] Saku     And the worst possible person     just overheard us. SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division [02:39] Guy     Terada-san, wouldn't it be better     to bring the other Scars here? [02:43] Tera     No, I'm all that's needed     from the upper echelon. [02:47] Tera     Koyama's an idiot,     but his abilities are the real deal. [02:50] Tera     If that kid is an enemy,     he'll be a real handful, [02:52] Tera     and if he joins us, he'll probably     surpass me, which also isn't good. [02:56] Tera     So this isn't a mission. [02:58] Tera     We're just going to nip     some trouble in the bud. [03:01] Tera     Oh, by the way, this is a secret. [03:03] Tera     Let's just say we're going     to capture him, kthx. [03:06] Guy     Understood. [03:08] Teru     What do you want to do, Kageyama-kun? [03:10] Teru     We're dealing with a huge organization     with a lot of members. [03:13] Teru     I think you're going to need     someone on your side. [03:18] Mob     On my side? [03:19] Teru     Someone who's strong and extremely smart. [03:22] Teru     You know, like someone     right under your nose... [03:25] Mob     The Body Improvement Club! [03:26] Teru     Hey. You don't need to play the fool here. [03:29] Teru     Who else but me? I'll help you out. [03:32] Mob     Huh? You will, Hanazawa-kun? [03:34] Dimp     What brought this on? [03:36] Teru     I'm going to end up clashing     with Claw again someday. [03:40] Teru     So I thought I might as well do it now     while I still have a fighting chance. [03:44] Teru     And by fighting chance, I mean you. [03:47] Teru     If you actually get serious about this,     there's no way we'd lose. [03:50] Mob     And yet we have absolutely no clues. [03:54] Mit     I'll help, too. [03:56] Mit     If there's anything you need, let me know! [03:58] Teru     No, that won't be necessary. [04:00] Teru     Because the next attacker [04:02] Teru     should be showing up any second now. [04:04] Mits     That's not good! [04:05] Mits     You should hurry and— [04:09] Teru     Well, that was quicker than I thought. [04:11] Tra     Kageyama-kun... [04:14] Tera     Which one of you is the naughty little boy? [04:17] Teru     Why don't we ask him a few questions? [04:19] Mob     Okay. [04:21] Saku     Do you think Terada can     win against that kid? [04:24] Koya     I'm stronger than Terada. [04:26] Saku     I don't care about that. [04:28] Saku     I'm asking you if he can win. [04:31] Koya     He's a really cautious guy. [04:33] Koya     As strong as that kid was,     he was still only a kid. [04:36] Koya     If I hadn't let my guard down, I could've     easily squashed him right at the get-go. [04:41] Koya     Terada will probably be fully prepared. [04:43] Koya     So that kid's probably going to     go through some harsh torture. [04:54] Teru     Hurry up and spit it out. [04:55] Tera     I let my guard down! [04:58] Mob     He seems out of breath. [04:59] Mob     Why don't you take a break and     let him have a sip of water? [05:02] Teru     You don't realize how cruel     that suggestion is, do you? [05:05] Teru     You don't have to be nice     to scum like these. [05:09] Teru     Still, he really won't talk... [05:12] Teru     I guess the Scars, Claw's upper echelon,     live up to their name. [05:15] Teru     Despite going up against the boss     and ending up with a scar, [05:18] Teru     their abilities were acknowledged,     and they became part of the upper echelon. [05:22] Teru     And then you, Terada,     heard about the kid who gave Koyama, [05:25] Teru     another Scar, some trouble and showed up. [05:28] Teru     Yet you yourself ended up     being captured and tortured. [05:30] Teru     If you feel you're in trouble, you should     tell us everything you know, quickly. [05:34] Tera     I did! I did! [05:36] Tera     Everything you just said is     information that I gave you! SIGN    Secret Hideout Location SIGN    Names of Members SIGN    Abilities SIGN    Etc. [05:39] Mob     Yeah. [05:40] Mob     We found out where their hideout is, [05:41] Mob     the names and abilities of the members, [05:45] Mob     and various other things. [05:47] Teru     Nah... I can't believe he'd     tell us everything so easily. [05:51] Tera     What am I supposed to do? [05:54] Koya     We're not starting yet? [05:56] Koya     It's past the time for our regular     upper echelon meeting, [05:59] Koya     and yet only seven out of     the eleven are even here. [06:02] Koya     I've got to wonder about     Claw's management system. [06:05] Koya     Terada went off somewhere,     so he should be fired. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Muraki [06:09] Mura     You two also just showed up. [06:12] Muka     Yeah, and you were thirty minutes late. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Mukai [06:15] Take     We're a gathering of people who     never worked well with others. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Takeuchi [06:18] Take     As long as we do what we need to do     when we need to do it, it's fine. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Miyagawa [06:23] Miya     Then I guess you're out, Koyama. [06:25] Miya     I heard you lost to a middle schooler. [06:28] Koya     I didn't lose, and I did my job. [06:31] Tsu     You really are a simpleton. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:     Tsuchiya [06:34] Tsu     You really need to stop playing around— [06:37] Koya     Shut it, fugly! [06:38] Tsu     Huh? I'll kill you, you pierced chicken. [06:40] Koya     You what? [06:41] Saku     Sit down, Koyama. [06:43] Saku     The division leader is here. [06:48] Ishi     Did you wait long?     I just got a message from the boss. SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division Leader:     Ishiguro [06:51] Ishi     Said he's coming back to Japan next month. [06:53] Ishi     Seems he's going to pick a couple of you     to be the upper echelon back at HQ. [06:59] Koya     What? Are you serious? [07:01] Ishi     Yes, but it looks rather doubtful     that he'd pick you, [07:04] Ishi     considering how badly you messed up today. [07:08] Kid     That's right! [07:09] Kid     Basically, our goal is world domination. [07:12] Kid     They say a skilled hawk hides its claws,     but we're not like that. [07:15] Kid     We'll be hawks who don't hide our claws. [07:18] Kid     We'll steal everything we can, [07:19] Kid     stand at the top of the world, [07:21] Kid     and lead humanity into its rightful future! [07:25] Guy     Are any of you going to join us? [07:29] Rits     How stupid. [07:31] Guy     Hey, you Natural brats... [07:33] Guy2     Don't underestimate your trainers. [07:37] Guy     You noobs haven't even been     acknowledged as members yet. [07:44] Rits     Are you in charge here?     We don't have psychic powers. [07:48] Rits     This is some kind of misunderstanding,     so please let us go home. [07:51] Muto     Did you all secretly agree to act     like you don't have psychic powers SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Muto [07:56] Muto     so you'd be freed? [08:00] Muto     Very well. You, come out here. [08:05] Asa     The younger Shiratori brother. [08:08] Muto     You have ten seconds. [08:10] Muto     Show me your powers. Be quick. [08:17] Rits     Don't do it. [08:20] Muto     All right, I understand. [08:24] Muto     I'll show you just what you get     if you look down on me. [08:27] Dai     K-Kaito! [08:31] Rits     They're going to try to     brainwash us one by one. [08:35] Kuuro     Why is this happening? [08:38] Kuro     I'm done with this... [08:42] Kai     Daichi-oniichan! [08:45] Kai     Help me! [08:49] Kuro     Huh? What was that? [08:52] Dai     Th-That was Kaito... [08:54] Dai     My younger brother's voice... [09:11] Kai     H-He's dead... [09:13] Muto     This is going to happen to you, too. [09:15] Muto     Take the night to reconsider     your attitudes... [09:19] Muto     If you don't want to die, that is. [09:34] Teru     I see it. It's that building, right? [09:36] Tera     Y-Yeah... [09:38] Tera     These powers can't be coming from a child... [09:44] Teru     Okay. Let's walk from here. [09:50] Teru     Ah. Terada ran away. [09:52] Dimp     Should we go after him? [09:55] Teru     Considering how badly we beat him,     I'm sure he won't try to defy us again. [09:59] Teru     It'd just be a waste of time,     so let's just save your little brother. [10:05] Tera     You stupid brats... [10:06] Tera     You'll pay with your lives     for trampling all over my pride! [10:12] Tera     Telekinetic control. [10:15] Tera     Air Whips. SIGN    Air Whips [10:17] Tera     With a maximum range of sixty meters, [10:19] Tera     my powers will display their     true potential in this environment! [10:36] Teru     Kageyama-kun, you alive? [10:40] Mob     Yeah, but that startled me. [10:42] Mob     Why did trees fall from the sky? [10:44] Teru     It's that guy. [10:46] Teru     He said he used telekinetic powers     in the shape of whips. [10:48] Tera     Say your prayers, brats. [10:51] Teru     Terada! [10:52] Tera     If I let you infiltrate     the facility like this, [10:55] Tera     my reputation will be ruined! [11:02] Tera     Got you! [11:12] Teru     Well, I guess you aren't so lame after— [11:15] Teru     Crap! [11:19] Tera     Not bad, huh? Think you can hold up? [11:23] Teru     K-Kageyama-kun, [11:25] Teru     while I'm concentrating on     the whip, do something! [11:30] Mob     I guess there are a lot of ways     to use powers. [11:43] Teru     Apparently technique means nothing     before absolute power. [11:47] Teru     You were finished as soon as     Kageyama-kun considered you an enemy. [11:52] Teru     This battle will only last a night. SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [12:01] Rits     Let's escape. [12:02] Hosh     Kageyama! [12:03] Hosh     You saw what happened!     If we defy them, we die! [12:07] Asa     Think about it. If they catch us... [12:09] Kuro     No! Don't say any more! [12:12] Rits     If I'm going to be shackled by fear     and brainwashed, [12:15] Rits     I'd rather try to escape,     even if it means I could die. [12:18] Hos     But Shiratori's still grieving. [12:21] Hos     It'll take him a while to get over this. [12:23] Rits     Shiratori-kun, help us escape. [12:26] Hosh     Hey, Kageyama! [12:28] Dai     Yeah, I want to escape, too. [12:30] Hosh     Huh? [12:31] Dai     Apparently, my younger brother is fine. [12:33] Dai     We brothers are telepaths. [12:36] Dai     We can communicate     even if the other is far away. [12:38] Dai     I was just talking to him now. [12:41] Dai     Apparently he was shown our corpses. [12:46] Dai     I'm not completely sure, [12:47] Dai     but I think that guy has hypnotic powers     that show us illusions. [12:51] Dai     He's probably the key to this organization's     ability to brainwash people through fear. [12:56] Dai     It's a good thing he took my brother,     who I can talk to telepathically. [13:00] Hosh     So he's alive... [13:02] Asa     But that doesn't change the fact that     this is a dangerous organization. [13:05] Rits     And that's exactly why     we can't stay here long. [13:08] Rits     We'll strike tonight, [13:10] Rits     while the trainers are     still underestimating us. [13:14] Guy     H-Hey, those guys are discussing something. [13:18] Guy     Are they plotting to escape? [13:20] Guy     Let them. It's no use anyway. [13:24] Rits     I know it's a terrible time     to bring this up... [13:26] Hosh     What's wrong? [13:27] Rits     Before I tell you all my plan,     what were your, [13:31] Rits     um... [13:33] Rits     names again? [13:35] Hosh     S-Seriously?! You didn't even     remember our names?! [13:40] Asa     You always were hard to read [13:43] Asa     with that gloomy face of yours... [13:45] Kuro     Now, now... [13:47] Kuro     I guess we'll just have to     introduce ourselves again. [13:49] Kuro     I'm Kurosaki Rei. [13:51] Kuro     My specialty is clairvoyance. [13:53] Kuro     Pleasure to work with you, Kageyama-kun. [13:55] Rits     Likewise. [13:56] Hosh     I'm Hoshino Takeshi. [13:57] Hosh     I have super strong telekinetic powers. [14:01] Asa     I'm Asahi Go. [14:02] Asa     I'm called the godsend who can     burn everything in his path. [14:05] Rits     By whom, exactly? [14:07] Rits     Pleasure to work with you both. [14:09] Dai     I'm Shiratori Daichi. [14:11] Dai     The guy who got taken away     is my little brother Kaito. [14:14] Rits     Let's hurry up and rescue Kaito-kun     and get the heck out of here. [14:18] Hosh     But do you have a plan? [14:20] Asa     Also, the trainers are right there. [14:24] Rits     I think they already know that     we're trying to escape. [14:27] Rits     I'm sure there were other kids     who tried to do the same thing. [14:31] Kuro     That would mean they're used to     dealing with escape attempts. [14:33] Kuro     There goes any chance we had. [14:36] Rits     That's not entirely true. [14:37] Rits     If they're underestimating our powers,     we'll be able to escape. [14:40] Dai     How? [14:42] Rits     They probably let their guard down     because we're kids. [14:45] Rits     They didn't check our belongings. [14:47] Hosh     Do you really carry that around everywhere? [14:52] Asa     Ignite! [14:57] Asa     Now, Hoshino! [14:58] Hosh     All right! [14:59] Hosh     There! [15:07] Hosh     Oh, it opened. [15:08] Asa     I guess everything's worth a shot. [15:11] Guy     Well done, brats. [15:13] Guy     What now? [15:14] Guy     What's your next move? [15:16] Hosh     Wh-What's our next move, Kageyama? [15:18] Guy     Let me just warn you that     it's safer in that cell. [15:21] Guy     If you step even one foot out of there,     we're going to have to discipline you. [15:25] Asa     Kageyama? [15:26] Kuro     Are you telling me you didn't     plan this far ahead? [15:28] Rits     Let's use Hoshino-kun's     super strong telekinesis [15:31] Rits     and Asahi-kun's fire to get out of here. [15:36] Guy     Well, isn't that adorable? [15:39] Hosh     Listen... [15:40] Hosh     you can't move something as heavy     as a person with telekinesis. [15:45] Asa     Even though I'm a pyrokinetic genius, [15:47] Asa     I don't think I can set fire     to something that's moving. [15:51] Rits     I'll take care of it, then. [15:52] Hosh     Huh? [15:53] Rits     Though I'm nowhere near as good as you guys. [15:57] Rits     Come on. Get out, everyone. [16:00] Guy     You'll all be held responsible either way. [16:02] Guy     Do you think we'd hold back     on you because you're kids? [16:06] Rits     No. [16:07] Rits     Why would I ever expect incompetent,     disposable lackeys like you [16:10] Rits     to have that kind of common sense? [16:13] Hosh     Y-You're going to be killed, Kageyama. [16:15] Guy     I see. [16:17] Guy     Well, try protecting yourself with the     spoon-bending that you're so good at, [16:21] Guy     Mr. Natural! [16:23] Rits     Please, powers... [16:26] Rits     Do as I say. [16:34] Asa     Wh-Whoa... [16:36] Hosh     You probably didn't need us     to open the lock... [16:39] Rits     No, we needed to show them     that we were powerless. [16:44] Rits     This is a blind spot for     that security camera. [16:47] Rits     Let's have them think     we're being disciplined for a while [16:50] Rits     and quickly go rescue Kaito-kun. [16:52] Dai     But I don't know where Kaito is. [16:55] Rits     Kurosaki-san, now we're going to     have to rely on your clairvoyance. [16:59] Kuro     Huh? Me? [17:02] Rits     Can we count on you? [17:04] Kuro     I-I'll try... [17:07] Both     Th-This is lame... [17:11] Dimp     There're some tough-looking guys     standing by the entrance. [17:14] Teru     What do you wanna do? [17:16] Dip     Shigeo, you need to think, too. [17:18] Teru     Want to blow them away? [17:20] Dip     Those strangers. [17:24] Mob     L-Let's concentrate on rescuing Ritsu. [17:27] Dim     I knew it. [17:28] Teru     Okay. [17:30] Dimp     That technique... [17:31] Teru     It's the Air Whips I just learned earlier. [17:42] Teru     Sorry. [17:47] Dimp     It's easier to possess someone     when they're in shock. [17:51] Teru     You seem used to this, Dimple-kun. [17:53] Teru     Are you a pretty dangerous evil spirit? [17:55] Dimp     Of course not. Right, Shigeo? [17:57] Mob     Dimple's dangerous. [18:00] Teru     We might've been better off     if you'd possessed Terada. [18:04] Dimp     Espers all have mental protection on them, [18:08] Dimp     so they're hard for evil spirits to possess. [18:10] Dim     That goes for you guys, too. [18:13] Dimp     Not to mention, I'm a lot weaker right now. [18:17] Dimp     Usually, I'd be able to     destroy people's minds. [18:20] Teru     You weren't a big deal before, either. [18:22] Dimp     I was weakened then, too! [18:25] Mob     Why are you weakened? [18:26] Dimp     Because you almost exorcised— [18:29] Dimp     Never mind. [18:31] Teru     All right! Let's go! [18:36] Rits     All right, we're good.     We're counting on you, Kurosaki-san. [18:40] Kuro     Okay. [18:45] Kuro     This way next. [18:46] Rits     Let's go. [18:49] Teru     All right, let's keep going. [18:51] Mob     Okay. [18:56] Guy     Who're you? [18:58] Guy     Huh? [19:00] Dimp     Hey, are you trying to kill him? [19:02] Dimp     It's because we both hit him at once. [19:04] Teru     Listen up, Kageyama-kun. [19:06] Teru     Leave all the grunts to me. [19:08] Teru     First, we need to find out where     they're holding your brother. [19:12] Mob     Oh, right. Sorry... [19:15] Teru     His casual attitude is throwing me off.     This is supposed to be a tense situation. [19:18] Guy     Who are you?! [19:22] Teru     You abducted some kids, didn't you? [19:24] Teru     Tell us where they are. [19:27] Guy     The children are in the basement... [19:30] Teru     He said the basement. [19:31] Dimp     Shigeo, apparently Ritsu's here. [19:34] Mob     Thank goodness. [19:37] Guy     You fools. We can hear you over the radio. [19:40] Guy     We've got intruders. After them. [19:42] Guy     Wait. Contact the Scars, too. [19:45] Guy     They might be espers. [19:49] Saku     An emergency, huh? [19:51] Koya     It's gotta be him. [19:53] Koya     That means Terada got his ass kicked. [19:56] Miya     First Koyama, and now Terada... [19:59] Miya     What's going on? [20:01] Koya     Hey! I didn't lose! [20:04] Koya     Terada just rushed into things! [20:07] Koya     I'll take care of him. [20:09] Koya     I'm delighted beyond words that     I get to see him again so soon. [20:13] Mura     Are you saying we should     leave him to just you? [20:15] Koya     Of course! Stay outta my way, you bastards! [20:18] Saku     Don't rush into things.     There's more than one intruder. [20:21] Koya     So what? [20:23] Saku     You're going to lose again. [20:24] Koya     Sakurai... You wanna die first? [20:28] Tsu     Stop it. You're both Scars. [20:29] Ishi     That's fine, Koyama-kun. [20:31] Ishi     Go ahead. [20:33] Ishi     But you won't get away with losing     to the same person twice. [20:37] Koya     I know that. [20:40] Teru     Now we're up against the clock. [20:42] Teru     Let's split up and find your brother. [20:45] Teru     I'll go right. [20:47] Teru     Kageyama-kun, go down the middle. [20:51] Dimp     Gah. [20:52] Mob     Ah. [20:52] Dimp     Crap, the mini boss just appeared. [20:56] Tru     I see... [20:59] Koya     We meet again. [21:00] Koya     I beat the crap outta you,     and you can already move? [21:03] Koya     Well, I'm glad you're doing well. [21:06] Koya     I'll kill you this time... [21:09] Koya     For real. [21:11] Teru     Let's both hit him with our     full powers at the same time. [21:15] Mob     We don't have time right now. [21:17] Koya     You don't have time? What? [21:19] Koya     You're trying to reserve your stamina? [21:23] Koya     When you're facing me? [21:30] Koya     You stupid brats! [21:32] Teru     He's coming! [21:33] Koya     Huh? [21:39] Koya     What? I can't move a finger... [22:02] Mob     Sorry for being so noisy. [22:05] Teru     I see... [22:07] Teru     You meant that you didn't have time     to try to hold back on him... [22:10] Teru     Didn't expect that from Kageyama-kun. [22:13] Saku     Koyama's not responding. [22:15] Saku     We're definitely dealing with     someone powerful. [22:18] Miya     How pathetic. [22:20] Who     Let's go... [22:21] Who     Show the intruders the true terror of Claw. [23:56] Rei     Mob infiltrates Claw's hideout     along with Teru, [23:58] Rei     who has 150% on top of his head,     and the creepy-looking balloon, Dimple. [24:01] Rei     They end up facing the Scars,     who childishly refuse to hold back. [24:03] Rei     Are you going to be able to win this, Mob?! [24:05] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 10: [24:06] Rei     "The Heinous Aura Mastermind" [24:08] Rei     The serious option C involves     Blu-rays, manga volumes, and events! SIGN    The Heinous Aura Mastermind E10 - The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Dimp     All right, let's go. [00:04] Dimp     We'll split up here. [00:06] Teru     Okay. [00:09] Mask     We have at least three intruders [00:12] Mask     who have defeated Terada and Koyama. [00:15] Mask     It's finally time for you,     the Awakened, to shine! [00:18] Mask     I'm sure that you have all     endured rigorous training. [00:22] Mask     And now it's time to show them     how powerful we can be! [00:25] All     Yeah! [00:29] Mask     Though... [00:30] Mask     You probably don't stand a chance. SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 SIGN    The Heinous Aura Mastermind [02:07] Guy     All the Scars were sent after the intruders? [02:11] Guy     This must be a huge deal. [02:14] Guy2     Just how long will we have to     be babysitters or errand boys? [02:19] Guy3     Let it go, man. [02:20] Guy3     Those of us who don't awaken     will always be stuck at the bottom. [02:23] Guy3     Eventually, we'll end up     subordinates of kids like him. [02:27] Guy4     Speaking of kids, [02:28] Guy4     did you hear about the kid     who was sent from HQ as a temp? [02:32] Guy4     Apparently he's an Awakened Child     created by HQ. [02:36] Guy     What? [02:37] Guy     Are you saying a normal kid survived     that insane awakening experiment? [02:41] Guy     Man... [02:42] Guy     I want to be in an experiment at HQ, too. [02:45] Old     Don't even think about it. You'd die. [02:48] Old     It does much worse things than     just destroy your mind. [02:51] Guy     You know about HQ, Gen-san? [02:53] Old     Just stories. [02:55] old     I heard that it's so painful     that people have even died. [02:59] Old     After spending twenty years     as a lackey in this organization, [03:02] Old     I've learned that HQ is bad news. [03:05] Guy     Er... [03:06] Guy     What the hell do you think     you guys are doing? [03:10] Rits     Busted, huh? Should've known. [03:11] Guy     What happened to your trainers?! [03:13] Rits     Took them out. [03:14] Guy     I can't believe they lost to some kids. [03:18] Guy     We'll— [03:19] Old     Don't even think about it! [03:21] Guy     Gen-san? Why? [03:23] Rits     Huh, that's unexpected. Are you sure? [03:26] Old     Yeah. Go. [03:28] Rits     Well, thanks. [03:30] Hos     We won't get stabbed in the back, will we? [03:34] Guy     Gen-san, why?! [03:35] Old     Shut up, you young'uns! [03:37] Old     You don't know anything! [03:40] Old     A powerful esper and a normal human     are like night and day. [03:43] Old     The difference in strength is astronomical. [03:46] Old     It's not one versus ten,     it's zero versus ten. [03:49] Old     There's no way you can win. [03:51] Guy     Damn it... If only I'd awakened... [03:54] Old     Give it up. [03:56] Old     If you don't awaken the first time,     there's no hope. [03:59] Guy     Huh? Seriously? [04:01] Guy     Are we going to be lackeys forever, then? [04:03] Guy     You're okay with that, Gen-san?! [04:08] Old     See? You really don't get it. [04:12] Old     Claw will definitely reign over this world, [04:15] Old     and even us lackeys will be rewarded. [04:19] Old     Right now, we just have     to wait and endure... [04:22] Old     until the day of the revolution. [04:27] Dimp     Oh? Oh, oh, oh? [04:30] Dimp     Looks like I found a rather special door. [04:35] Dimp     Maybe it's where they're keeping     Ritsu and the others. [04:43] Guy     I thought it was an intruder,     but it's just security. [04:47] Guy     What are you wandering around for? [04:49] Dimp     Well, I just got a little lost. [04:52] Dimp     I have a terrible sense of direction. [04:54] Green     Do your damn job. [04:57] Dimp     Yeah, sorry. [04:59] Dimp     I actually haven't been in this room yet. [05:04] Dimp     Maybe I'll just have a peek... [05:06] Guy     Stop. [05:08] Guy     You're an impostor, aren't you? [05:11] Dimp     I'm telling you to let me see the room, [05:13] Dimp     small fries. [05:15] Guy     He's one of the intruders!     All of you, release your powers! [05:19] Dimp     Whoa. Individually, they're small fries, [05:22] Dimp     but they're not bad when they work together. [05:24] Dimp     A normal human wouldn't be able to get free. [05:27] Guy     You wanna keep this up until you pass out? [05:30] Dimp     But in the end... [05:34] Dimp     you guys still reek of small fry! [05:41] Dimp     So, let's see... [05:43] Dimp     just what's in this room... [05:47] Dimp     Hey, explain. [05:49] Guy     Th-This is the awakening experiments room... [05:53] Dimp     These look like torture devices. [05:55] Guy     Th-They said that experiencing pain     is one way to be awakened... [06:01] dimp     Hmm... They're not too far off. [06:05] Dimp     But, even after going through all that pain, [06:08] Dimp     all you guys can do is momentarily     paralyze someone as a group. [06:11] Dimp     The world really does favor the gifted. [06:14] Guy     You guys have a better chance     focusing on body building. [06:18] Mats     Oh? [06:21] Mats     It's not every day a ghost wanders in here. [06:26] Mats     Why don't you become mine? [06:28] Mats     I'll take good care of you... SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Matsuo [06:34] Dimp     You want to own me? [06:37] Dimp     Someone dangerous just showed up... [06:41] Teru     Say what? [06:42] Teru     You didn't find them in their cage?! [06:45] Teru     Don't mess with me! [06:46] Teru     I told you to bring them here! [06:49] Guy     Er, but you see... [06:50] Guy     It appears they got out on their own. [06:53] Teru     I'll kick yer ass if yer talking out of it! [06:56] Guy     I-I'm not lying. [06:58] Teru     I see. [07:02] Teru     Good grief. [07:05] Teru     I don't like imitating them, [07:08] Teru     but it seems to work well on weaklings. [07:11] Guy     You underestimated us. [07:13] Guy     You're wide open! Ignite! [07:16] Guy     It lit! [07:17] Guy     With this flame, I'll defeat y— [07:20] Teru     I can't believe you thought     you could fight me with that. [07:24] Teru     Man, everyone in Claw seems a bit— [07:34] Pyro     Did you get burned? [07:38] Pyro     This is true pyrokinesis, [07:41] Pyro     the ability to wield fire. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Miyagawa [07:46] Teru     A Scar... [07:47] Pyro     Are you the brat Koyama was talking about? [07:50] Pyro     All right. [07:52] Pyro     I'll turn you into ash. [07:59] Pyro     "My barrier can hold up," is what     you're thinking, isn't it?! [08:21] Pyro     The inside of your barrier turns     into an insanely hot sauna, [08:25] Pyro     so much so that your lungs     will burn when you breathe. [08:29] Pyro     It's a stupid error that amateurs make. [08:33] Teru     You're the amateur. [08:35] Pyro     Well, aren't you a spirited one? [08:37] Pyro     But to fight back,     you'll have to drop your barrier, [08:41] Pyro     and then you'll be burnt to a crisp. [08:43] Pyro     And if you keep this up, you'll be steamed. [08:45] Pyro     That means this fight is over. [08:48] Pyro     Your options are burn to death     or swear fealty to me— [08:51] Teru     Just try it. [08:54] Pyro     As you wish! [08:58] Pyro     You fool! Now I won't spare you,     even if you beg and cry! [09:02] Pyro     But I guess this heat would      evaporate your tears, too! [09:14] Teru     Ouch. When I switched it over,     my clothes got singed. [09:18] Teru     It's true that you can't defend and attack     at the same time with psychic powers. [09:22] Teru     So then, you just have to put up a barrier     around the source of the fire. [09:25] Teru     But... [09:26] Teru     I guess you're not listening. [09:28] Teru     You're causing a racket, so I'll free you. [09:32] Teru     Well, this is surprising.     You can still move with those burns? [09:36] Teru     Perhaps people with pyrokinesis     have a higher tolerance to heat. [09:41] Teru     Though, well, [09:43] Teru     your lack of flexibility was your downfall. [09:48] Ter     I win. [09:52] Ter     Wow, now I'm sweating. [09:55] Teru     Maybe I was a little scared. [09:56] Sak     I praise you. [09:59] Sak     You're stronger than I was as a child, [10:02] Sak     but I'm stronger now than     you will be in ten years. [10:07] Sak     Give up now. [10:09] Teru     Oh, come on. Quit exaggerating. SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [10:24] Mob     Oh, hello. Good evening. [10:27] Mob     Um, I'm looking for my younger brother, [10:30] Mob     and apparently he's somewhere     in this building. [10:33] Muka     Found him! [10:34] Muka     My dolls found an intruder! SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Mukai [10:37] Muka     Hey, Tsucchi. Can I do     whatever I want with him? [10:41] Tsu     Yeah. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Tsuchiya [10:42] Tsu     He's your toy now. [10:44] Muka     Yay! [10:46] Muka     I'm gonna go have a look! [10:48] Muka     If I don't hurry,     my dolls will break him in a jiffy. [10:52] tsu     The puppet master, Mukai. [10:54] tsu     Quite the ability she's got. [10:56] tsu     She can remote control     all of those wooden dolls, [11:00] Tsu     meaning she holds an     immortal army in her hands. [11:03] Tsu     Look at her, so excited over     finding a new toy. [11:07] Tsu     I definitely don't want to     get on her bad side. [11:11] Tsu     They went past. [11:12] Rits     All right, let's go. [11:13] Rits     We have to find the exit quickly. [11:15] Girl     Ah. [11:16] Gil     Found the escapees! [11:19] Guy     That was easy! [11:19] Kuro     Sorry, I picked the wrong route. [11:23] Rits     You did just fine. [11:25] Rits     We're going to force our way through. [11:27] Chins     Don't look down on us, brat! [11:29] Guy     Fly away! [11:30] Guy     Combination Super Psychokine— [11:36] Hosh     Wow... [11:37] Rits     It looks like their espers     aren't that strong. [11:40] Rits     They're all on par with Hoshino-kun. [11:43] Hosh     What does that me— [11:44] Rits     They'd be scarier using their bare hands. [11:48] Sho     Not bad. [11:49] Sho     It's true that those guys are     still useless as soldiers. SIGN    Sho [11:54] Rits     I don't see a scar like     the trainers mentioned on him. [11:57] Rits     He's not a part of the upper echelon. [11:59] Rits     Who are you? [12:00] Sho     Gee, I dunno. Who could I be? [12:02] Hosh     And now we get to deal     with someone annoying. [12:04] Rits     We're in a bit of a hurry right now. [12:07] Rits     You can quiz us some other time. [12:10] Sho     Don't be so mean.     I thought we could be friends. [12:15] Hosh     Th-This guy's dangerous. [12:17] Asa     We're finished... [12:19] Rits     All of you, go ahead. [12:21] Asa     Kageyama... [12:23] Rits     I'll take care of him. [12:25] Hosh     Wait! He's too much! [12:27] Sho     You can't beat me, no matter what you do. [12:30] Rits     I don't believe that. [12:32] Sho     Why? [12:33] Sho     It's not like you're dumb, right? [12:35] Rits     I don't know. [12:37] Rits     Maybe it's because I know     someone stronger than you. [12:40] Sho     I see. So he must be one of the intruders. [12:44] Rits     Then, I guess I'll just have to use you      as bait so I can meet him. [12:49] Muka     Tsucchi! [12:51] Tsuu     Oh, Mukai. [12:53] Tsu     You're back already? [12:54] Tsu     I see you're as ruthless as ev— [12:59] tsu     Wood scraps? [13:01] Tsu     Mukai, what happened to your dolls? [13:10] Muka     He broke all of my dolls! [13:15] Tsu     Leave this to me. [13:22] Tsu     Hey, you. [13:23] Tsu     Are you the intruder? [13:26] Tsu     He really is just a kid. [13:28] Tsu     A kid like this... [13:30] Mob     Are you violent, too, old lady? [13:33] Tsu     Who are you calling old?! [13:39] Muka     Tsucchi! [13:41] Tsu     You're not going to stop me [13:43] Tsu     with telekinesis like that! [13:48] Mask     Her ability is hardening qigong,     which she uses to divert all of her qi [13:53] Mask     into her fists or knees to     make them more powerful. [13:56] Mask     In terms of pure fighting ability,     she's top-class, even within the Scars. [14:00] Mask     If she happens to lose, [14:03] Mask     Takeuchi-kun, you might     actually have to get serious. SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Takeuchi [14:14] Tsu     It'll be troublesome if     I let him use telekinesis. [14:22] Tsu     It's not having much effect. [14:23] Tsu     Is his qi guard really thick? [14:27] Tsu     Without any build up?! [14:37] Tsu     Hey! Your phone's ringing! [14:46] Tsu     What a surprise. [14:48] Tsu     You came this far, so why are you crying? [14:52] Mob     Why do I have to beat up a lady, too? [14:57] Muka     Huh? [14:58] Tsu     What did you say? [15:00] Mob     My master said [15:02] Mob     that guys who hit women [15:04] Mob     are the biggest losers in the world. [15:08] Tsu     You're quite the gentleman,     but that's an insult. [15:11] Tsu     I want to fight you fair and square. [15:15] Tsu     Don't hold back, and come at me! [15:18] Dimp     Stay away! [15:24] Dimp     Looks like I drew the short straw. [15:27] Dimp     I've never even heard of this. [15:29] Dimp     This human actually made     evil spirits his obedient pets. [15:33] Guy     You're good at running away. [15:36] Guy     But why don't you leave that body behind? [15:38] Guy     Isn't it easier to run away     in your spiritual form? [15:41] Guy     Are you holding him hostage? [15:43] Guy     He's not worth it. [15:47] Dimp     Crap! [15:54] Dimp     This body won't hold up much longer. [15:56] Dimp     Only third-rate spirits would let     the body they possessed be damaged. [16:00] Dimp     But I have even less of a chance     beating him in spirit form. [16:03] Dimp     In that case... [16:06] Guy     What are you trying to do? [16:08] Dimp     Those things return to     their master after they attack. [16:13] Dimp     I wonder why they're trained to do that. [16:16] Dimp     Maybe it's because the master     can't protect himself! [16:20] Dimp     I see right through you! [16:23] Guy     He's fast! [16:23] Guy     Cookie! Gum-chan! [16:26] Guy     Now he can't come any closer. [16:28] Guy     What?! [16:34] Guy     He fell? [16:36] Guy     No, wait! [16:39] Dimp     We can fight some other time. See ya. [16:42] Dimp     I'll crush you next time. [16:45] Guy     A... After him! [16:47] Guy     He will be mine! [16:54] Dimp     I'm right above you, dumbass. [16:55] Dimp     Man, I can't believe you fell for that. [16:58] Guy     Crap! [16:59] Guy     Come back! [17:01] Dimp     Three seconds is plenty of time. [17:03] Dimp     Better grit your teeth! [17:08] Guy     You're the one who underestimated me. [17:12] Guy     Who said I only had two evil spirits? [17:16] Dimp     You mean all of those     around his waist are... [17:18] Dimp     Crap! There's nowhere to ru— [17:24] Mask     Tsuchiya-san was defeated. [17:27] Mask     Takeuchi-kun, I'm counting on you. [17:30] Take     Very well. [17:31] Take     No one is a match for my super qigong. [17:35] Take     I'll win, no matter what! [17:38] Mask     His face changes when he's in battle mode. [17:40] Mask     Takeuchi the super qigong user... [17:43] Mask     Even I can't completely read him. [17:46] Mask     What do you think? [17:48] Teru     I think you should all hurry up and run. [17:51] Mask     Why? [17:52] Teru     Because I know Kageyama-kun. [17:55] Mask     Oh? [17:56] Teru     Not to mention, it's impossible to take     over the world with psychic powers. [18:00] Teru     Why don't you use this opportunity     to wake up from your dream? [18:03] Mask     You won against Miyagawa. [18:06] Mask     What are you doing with the normals     when you're so powerful? [18:11] Guy     We are special beings. [18:14] Guy     And that's reality, not a dream. [18:16] Teru     As long as you believe that,     you'll never be able to defeat him. [18:25] Mob     I know you were trying to do something,     but I'm really sorry. [18:27] Mob     I'm in a hurry right now. [18:45] Mob     Y-You're kidding... [18:48] Mob     Is that Ritsu? [18:50] Mob     Why? [18:54] Mob     He's still breathing. Thank goodness... [18:57] Mob     But why? [19:00] Mob     Why does Ritsu have to go through this? [19:03] Mob     My little brother... [19:08] Mob     Unforgivable. [19:12] Chin     Oh? What's this situation? [19:18] Chin     Have you already been defeated [19:21] Chin     before I even used my powers, boy? [19:25] Mob     Did you do this? [19:28] Chin     You're not hiding your hostility at all. [19:30] Chin     Then I'll show you even greater     despair, free of charge. [19:48] Mob     No... [19:53] Mob     This isn't real... SIGN    Rejection [20:27] Sho     Man, that was close. [20:29] Sho     He managed to amplify the illusion     Muto showed him and reversed it. [20:33] Sho     I'm not sure if that was planned,     or just his natural instincts. [20:36] Sho     He's pretty interesting, too. [20:39] Sho     It was totally worth using     his brother as bait. [20:42] Sho     They're great brothers. [20:45] Mask     Out of the eleven Scars,     seven have been defeated. [20:50] Mask     How should I explain that to the boss? [20:53] Teru     What's going on? [20:55] Ter     Kageyama-kun lost? [20:57] Teru     It can't be. [20:58] Teru     The guy who carried those two here... [21:01] Teru     Did he actually... [21:03] Sho     What's up? Don't be scared! [21:05] Teru     There's no way he'd lose     to someone like that! [21:09] Guy     I'm back! Oh? [21:11] Guy     I see you captured the other intruders, too. [21:14] Saku     You look happy. [21:15] Guy     Yes. [21:16] Guy     One of the intruders was an evil spirit     with a very strong ego. [21:20] Teru     Dimple-kun, too? [21:22] Guy     This poison jar has hundreds     of evil spirits thrown in. [21:26] Guy     The one that survives after they devour     one another becomes the ultimate pet. [21:31] Dimp     What is this place? [21:33] Dimp     Wait, stop... [21:34] Dimp     We can talk this out! [21:36] Dimp     W-Wait, even if you eat me,     I have no nutritional value! [21:39] Dimp     Help me! [23:14] Hosh     I see it. There's the exit! [23:16] Asa     Now we can call for help! [23:18] Hos     Wait, stop! It's no use. [23:21] Asa     What's wrong, Hoshino? [23:24] Hosh     Damn it. We're not going     to be able to get through. [23:27] Kuro     Wait, that's... [23:29] Asa     What the... [23:30] Asa     Did someone important show up or something? [23:35] Hosh     That aura... [23:36] Asa     Even I can feel it. [23:39] Asa     It's an insanely powerful esper! [23:42] Kuro     No, it can't be. [23:44] Big     Th-Then the only possibility is... [23:48] Lit     Could he be this organization's... [23:50] All     Claw's boss?! [23:56] Rei     The boss of Claw finally shows himself. [23:58] Rei     Yes, it's me. [24:00] Rei     I'm sorry I kept this hidden     from you so long, Mob. [24:02] Rei     No matter what happens from now on,     live your life to the fullest. [24:04] Rei     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 11: [24:07] Rei     "Master Leader" SIGN    Master Leader [24:08] Rei     The serious option C? An excellent decision. E11 - Master ~Leader~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Rei     Damn it, Mob. [00:04] Rei     You could've let me know     if you had other plans. [00:07] Rei     Why do you think I gave you a cellphone? [00:10] Rei     You can drop me off here. [00:15] Guy     Th-Thank you. That'll be 8,810 yen. SIGN    Hakata Salt [00:22] Guy     S-Sir? What are you going     to do out here so late? [00:25] Rei     Don't worry. [00:26] Rei     I'm not planning to do anything rash. [00:29] Rei     What the heck is he doing out here? SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [02:04] (Flashback) Mob     I-It's okay, Ritsu. [02:07] (Flashback) Mob     I'm pretty sure it's this way. [02:09] (Flashback) Rits     Okay... [02:11] (Flashback) Rits     This is the same place as earlier. [02:14] (Flashback) Mob     I'm sorry, Ritsu. It's my fault for     saying we should go exploring... [02:18] (Flashback) Rits     Forget the apologies.     Let's focus on finding a way back. [02:22] (Flashback) Mob     Yeah... But how? [02:25] (Flashback) Rits     Oh, I know! [02:27] (Flashback) Mob     Ritsu? [02:28] (Flashback) Rits     I learned this in science class. [02:30] (Flashback) Rits     The side with moss growing on it is north. [02:33] (Flashback) Rits     Moss always grows where     the sun doesn't shine much! [02:36] (Flashback) Rits     See? [02:38] (Flashback) Rits     This way is north. [02:39] (Flashback) Rits     If we walk this way, we'll get to the river. [02:41] (Flashback) Rits     Then we can get back to     where we were barbecuing. [02:43] (Flashback) Its     Let's go, Nii-san. [02:46] (Flashback) Mob     Yeah! [02:51] Teru     Looks like you're awake. [02:52] Mob     Where am I— [02:55] Teru     Are you all right? [02:56] teru     Do you remember how you lost? [02:58] Mob     Not at all... [03:00] Rits     Nii-san, does your head hurt? [03:03] Rits     What could it be? Nothing serious, I hope. [03:04] Rits     I hope you didn't suffer any brain damage. [03:07] Mob     Ritsu... [03:16] Mob     I'm so glad you're okay. [03:19] Mob     You're okay, right? [03:21] Rits     Nii-san... [03:22] Mob     Let's hurry home. [03:23] Mob     Right, Hanazawa-kun? [03:25] Teru     We can't. [03:26] Teru     I'm not sure why, but we can't     use our powers in this room. [03:30] Teru     It was futile, no matter     how many times I tried. [03:33] Teru     Usually, it'd be easy for me     to bust a hole into this wall. [03:37] Mob     Oh, you're right. [03:40] Mob     But that's okay. Ritsu's with us. [03:44] Rits     Huh? [03:45] Teru     What can your little brother do? [03:47] Mob     He's really smart. [03:49] Mob     Unlike me, who can't do anything     without psychic powers, [03:53] Mob     he can figure anything out     and solve any problem. [03:56] Mob     Even without relying on powers. [03:59] Teru     You're proud of him, huh?     So much so that you rely on him. [04:02] Mob     I admire him. I admire him immensely. [04:06] Rits     That's not fair... [04:08] Rits     You won't even let me apologize. [04:12] Rits     That's not fair! [04:14] Rits     Even I... [04:18] Rits     I... [04:23] Mask     Your sealed room is amazing     as usual, Sakurai-kun. [04:28] Saku     Of course. [04:29] Saku     That aside, what now? [04:31] Saku     Are we going to make those intruders     a new part of the upper echelon? [04:35] Mask     You're jumping the gun. [04:37] Mask     First, we need to brainwash them thoroughly. [04:39] Sho     Hey, hold on a second, you guys. [04:41] Sho     Are you planning to turn     decent talent into junk? [04:44] Sho     That group of middle schoolers     will be recruited to HQ. [04:48] Mask     Suzuki-kun, was it? [04:51] Mask     I call all the shots in the 7th Division,     including personnel decisions. [04:56] Sho     I'm going to take them,     especially the kid in the uniform. [04:59] Sho     We really connected. [05:00] Sho     He'll be a great friend. [05:03] Saku     Quit acting like you're more     than a temp trainee. [05:06] Saku     I'm not very kind. [05:08] Sho     Oh, don't get so mad. [05:11] Sho     Are you actually upset about     your coworkers being defeated? [05:14] Sho     Apparently, you guys got along     better than I thought. [05:19] Sho     Calm down, old man. [05:21] Sho     That was a compliment. [05:22] Chin     Stop it, Sakurai. [05:24] Sho     Everyone at HQ hates one another. [05:27] Sho     I feel at home here. [05:29] Saku     Hmph. Kids these days... [05:38] Guy     Hey! Who the hell are you?! [05:39] Guy     Is he with the intruders? [05:40] Guy     What do you want? [05:41] Guy     Hey, get the others! [05:42] Rei     Hey, what are you guys talking about?     What's going on inside? [05:45] Guy     Don't move, you suspicious jerk!     Tell us who you are! [05:48] Rei     Oh, yeah... [05:50] Guy     Does he have a gun?! Be careful. [05:52] Rei     Ah... Crap. [05:54] Rei     I ran out of business cards. [05:55] Guy     B-Business cards? [05:57] Guy     Did he say business cards? [05:58] Rei     Anyway, listen, you guys. [06:00] Rei     Is something going on inside? [06:03] Guy     S-Stay back! [06:04] Guy     We have nothing to say      to some weird outsider! [06:07] Rei     Hmm... That's strange. [06:10] Rei     I'm usually informed when something happens, [06:14] Rei     but I haven't heard anything. [06:16] Girl     What are you talking about? [06:18] Guy     Could he mean... [06:19] Rei     So, let me get straight to the point. [06:21] Rei     Can you all use psychic powers? [06:23] Guy     H-How does he know about that? [06:24] Guy     He knows about our organization? [06:25] Girl     He's acting pretty important... [06:27] Rei     Sorry, but I'm getting nowhere with you guys. [06:30] Guy     Hold it, you damned intruder! [06:32] Guy     S-Stop it! He might be... [06:35] Guy     I think so, too... [06:37] Rei     Let go. [06:40] Rei     I'm only here to talk about work     with my subordinate. [06:43] Guy     Subordinate? [06:44] Guy     Subordinate? Could it be? [06:47] Guy     Everyone here is the     7th Division Leader's subordinate. [06:49] Guy     But Division Leader Ishiguro is     a direct subordinate of the boss... [06:52] Guy     Which means... [06:55] Guy     I was so rude! [06:57] Guy     I-I'm going to be killed! [06:59] Rei     What? Are you not feeling well? [07:01] Rei     Hey, someone help him in. [07:03] Rei     Surely you guys have a break room. [07:04] Girl     H-He's so kind! [07:06] Guy     He totally exudes a superior aura...     It's gotta be him! [07:09] Guy     He's Claw's boss! [07:11] Guy     He's come back to Japan! [07:12] Guy     He's coming through! [07:13] Guy     Make way! [07:16] Guy     Pardon me. Reporting! [07:19] Mask     What is it? [07:20] Guy     The boss is here from HQ. [07:23] Mask     What? [07:25] Mask     But he said he'd be coming next month. [07:30] Rei     Hm? [07:32] Rei     Someone just hid. [07:34] Guy     What?! It's either an intruder or an escapee! [07:37] Guy     Capture them! [07:38] All     Yeah! [07:41] Kuro     We got caught again. [07:43] Rei     Hey, don't be violent to kids. [07:46] Guy     S-Sorry, Boss! [07:48] Hosh     So you are their boss. [07:50] Rei     No, I'm not that important. [07:53] Guy     Oh, come on, now. [07:55] Girl     The real deal doesn't brag to children. [07:57] Hosh     Looks like we might actually     be able to get through to him. [08:00] Hosh     Um, we were suddenly kidnapped     and held captive here. [08:05] Hosh     Our friend is still in custody. [08:07] Hosh     Please help! [08:09] Rei     Were you guys really doing that? [08:11] Guy     Huh? But we were just following orders... [08:14] Ei     You're blaming others? [08:15] Guy     I'm very sorry! [08:17] Rei     Not to mention, it's not right     to commit villainy [08:20] Rei     just because you were ordered to. [08:22] Rei     When underlings get too obedient,     they're nothing but trash. [08:25] Guy     B-But... We believed in— [08:28] Rei     You fools! [08:32] Rei     Even if you're able to     rise to the top like that, [08:35] Rei     all you'll see when you look down is     the filth you left in your wake. [08:39] Rei     I'm not sure what you're trying to do, [08:41] Rei     but getting to the top only feels good     when you do it the right way! [08:45] Rei     Repent and reflect! [08:47] Girl     T-True... [08:48] Guy     We've been doing such petty things... [08:51] Hosh     W-Wow, they changed instantly... [08:54] Asa     I guess the boss would be     in a league of his own. [08:58] Mb     Have you thought of anything, Ritsu? [09:00] Rits     It's probably best we don't     try anything right now. [09:03] Rits     They'll come check on us for sure. [09:06] Rits     Let's conserve our energy until then. [09:08] Teru     You're right. [09:10] Teru     The moment we get our powers back     will be the decisive moment. [09:12] Teru     We can count on your strength,     too, right, Little Brother? [09:16] Mob     Huh? [09:16] Rits     It's my fault for involving you two. [09:19] Rits     I'll do what I can. [09:22] Mob     Will he be okay? [09:23] Teru     Hey, I was almost burned to death. [09:27] Teru     But, well, if you get serious, [09:30] Teru     the two of us won't even have to fight. [09:34] Teru     They're here. [09:38] Teru     And they're moving in a pack, as always. [09:44] Rei     Hey, Mob. [09:45] Rei     What the heck are you doing     in a place like this? [09:48] Rei     Oh, your little brother's here, too. [09:50] Rei     What's up? [09:51] Teru     Wh-Who are you? [09:53] Teru     Do you know the Kageyama brothers? [09:55] Guy     Hey! Don't talk that way to the boss! [09:58] Teru     The boss?! [10:00] Mob     What are you doing here, Master? [10:01] Both     Master?! [10:03] Rei     Is that a wi— [10:05] Rei     Who's he? Your friend? [10:07] Teru     Th-That's Kageyama-kun's master     and Claw's boss? [10:11] Teru     But this is our chance! [10:12] Teru     We're being held here against our will! [10:14] Teru     Please let us go! [10:17] Rei     Why do you have them trapped in here? [10:19] Guy     Huh? Well... SIGN    Whisper Whisper [10:21] Rei     Why are you whispering? [10:22] Ei     Well, it's top secret... [10:26] Rei     No, really... [10:28] Rei     Guys, that's a crime. [10:30] All     We're very sorry! [10:31] Mob     You're amazing, Master. [10:33] Rits     Did he really manage to fool them? [10:35] Rei     Anyway, let's get out of here. [10:37] Rits     Are we saved...? [10:37] Mob     Okay. [10:39] Guy     Boss, where are you going? [10:41] Rei     I said we're leaving. [10:43] Guy     You should at least wait for     Division Leader Ishiguro... SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [11:00] Mask     Who are you? [11:02] Guy     You're not the boss. [11:03] Rei     Introduce yourselves,     you criminal organization. [11:07] Mask     I'm Ishiguro, the 7th Division Leader     of the psychic association, Claw. [11:11] Mask     Who might you be? [11:13] Rei     The greatest psychic in modern history,     Reigen Arataka-sama. [11:17] Rei     Look me up. [11:19] Guy     What?! [11:19] Guy     He's not our boss? [11:21] Mask     Fraud or not, [11:23] Mask     you had the nerve to disregard me     and call yourself the boss... [11:26] Mask     That's a severe offense. [11:29] Rei     What are you talking about, you shrimp? [11:31] Rei     I'll take care of you with my green belt     in Shorinji Kenpo with a snap— [11:37] Teru     Strong! [11:38] Rei     Huh? What is this? [11:40] Mob     Master, you're a spirit specialist.     Stand back. [11:43] Mask     I see. You've gathered some efficient pawns. [11:46] Mask     If you gather enough, you might     actually be able to oppose Claw. [11:49] Guy     D-Division Leader! [11:50] Guy     At that angle, we'll die, too! [11:54] Mask     Like I care. That guy's your boss, isn't he? [11:58] Guy     N-No... [11:59] Rei     All of you, hide in some rooms! [12:01] Guy     Huh? [12:02] Rei     If you wanna make it big,     you can't die here! [12:05] Rei     This is your chance to be freed from     the shackles of this black organization. [12:09] Rei     Hurry up. Leave this to my student and go! [12:12] Guy     You're such a... [12:14] Guy     Thank you! [12:15] Some     Run away! [12:17] Rei     Actually, I'll be going, too... [12:20] Rei     The ceiling! [12:23] Mask     You're not getting away. [12:25] Rei     Whoa, what is going on? [12:28] Rei     There are seriously espers other than Mob? [12:32] Rit     I'm no match for that power... [12:34] Teru     Actually, they're pretty     difficult for me, too. [12:37] Teru     Which means... [12:38] Teru     Kageyama-kun! [12:40] Teru     It's up to you. [12:46] Mask     Yes. He's strong. [12:49] Mask     I'll take care of him. [12:50] Mask     I'm pretty sure he's never met     anyone stronger than him yet. [12:57] Mask     Sadly, you won't get anywhere close to me... [13:01] Mask     And you'll be squished. [13:04] Rits     Nii-san! [13:05] Teru     Gravity control?! [13:09] Rei     Mob, what are you doing? [13:12] Mob     Master... [13:14] Mask     You're not bad,     being able to resist my powers. [13:17] Mask     Why don't we increase the gravity a bit? [13:20] Rei     Anti-Esper Dropkick! SIGN    Anti-Esper Dropkick [13:24] Nar     This is one of Reigen's special moves, [13:27] Nar     where he dropkicks an esper     as hard as he can. [13:33] Mob     Master... [13:35] Rei     Mob. [13:36] Rei     Are you planning on fighting these guys     with your psychic powers? [13:40] Rei     Didn't I tell you that it's dangerous     to use them against others? [13:44] Rei     Are you going to break the rule? [13:46] Rits     He had a rule like that? [13:48] Rits     In order to save me, he had no choice! [13:53] Rei     Mob... [13:54] Rei     You felt that cornered? [14:02] Rei     It must have been rough. [14:04] Rei     Confronting others is     the hardest thing for him, [14:08] Rei     especially confronting adults like you. [14:12] Rei     Watching you guys bully a kid who's     so awkward and gets easily discouraged [14:16] Rei     definitely doesn't make me feel good. [14:19] Rei     Stop stressing out my student! [14:23] Chin     Then, are you going to fight instead? [14:26] Rei     Guys, let me tell you something... [14:29] Rei     You're not supposed to harm others. [14:32] Teru     But dropkicks are okay? [14:34] Rei     But if you're not going to listen,     I'll fight you. [14:39] Rei     Due to my position as     their temporary guardian, [14:42] Rei     I'm not going to let them fight. [14:44] Rei     I'll fight you, as peacefully as possible. [14:48] Rei     First, let's see what you've got. [14:50] Rei     I'll show you my hypnosis! SIGN    Five Yen [14:53] Rei     Look at this five yen coin. [14:57] Chin     How foolish. [14:58] Saku     Something's wrong.     I don't sense anything from him. [15:01] Teru     Kageyama-kun's master's powers... [15:03] Rits     So he actually is an esper? [15:06] Rits     If this is a ruse,     it's going to be dangerous. [15:10] Rei     While you're watching this... [15:13] Rei     Hypnosis Punch! SIGN    Hypnosis Punch [15:16] Nar     This is one of Reigen's special moves,     where he suddenly punches his opponent. [15:20] Rits     He just hit him! [15:22] Rits     Those weren't special powers at all. [15:25] Rei     You guys... [15:26] Saku     Quit messing around! [15:32] Rei     What's up with that? [15:33] Rei     That's a really sharp katana! [15:35] Saku     Jugan. SIGN    Jugan [15:37] Saku     This is actually a toy sword     made out of plastic, [15:40] Saku     but after wearing it and     cursing it over the years, [15:43] Saku     it actually became powerful. [15:45] Rei     Uh, hold on. Listen... [15:47] Crep     Come out, my little ones. [15:51] Crep     Do you think you can handle my little     evil spirits that I've nurtured? [15:56] Rei     No really, listen. [15:57] Chin     Ethereal Bodies Technique. SIGN    Ethereal Bodies Technique [16:01] Chin     I can freely exit my physical body, [16:03] Chin     and I can even clone my ethereal form. [16:06] Rei     Come on, you're dealing with children. [16:08] Mask     Maybe I'll get a little angry. [16:11] Mask     Black Orbs. SIGN    Black Orbs [16:12] Mask     Let the varying gravity     from them rip you apart. [16:17] Nar     Reigen's plan backfired. [16:20] Rei     I was going to try to reason with them     while they were panicked from being hit, [16:24] Rei     but I just pissed them off! [16:26] Rei     I messed up! [16:27] Nar     Reigen was very confident in     defeating others in arguments. [16:31] Nar     He had never lost to anyone in an argument,     no matter who they were. [16:35] Rei     But that's only when I'm     actually dealing with adults. [16:39] Rei     These brutes who are actually seriously     attacking middle school kids... [16:44] Rei     These guys who are seriously talking     about taking over the world... [16:49] Rei     are children who failed to grow up. [16:51] Rei     How did they end up like this?     The answer is simple... [16:55] Rei     Mob, we're getting outta here! [16:56] Ask     Die! [17:00] Rei     I'm being pulled in! [17:02] Teru     Crap! Pull him back! [17:04] Mob     Master! [17:07] Rei     Ow! [17:09] Reei     While I don't like the idea of     being sucked into a black hole, [17:13] Rei     don't rip my body apart by pulling too hard! [17:18] Mask     Maybe I went too far. [17:32] Rei     Come on, now... [17:40] Rits     You can blow them away     with psychic powers? [17:42] Chin     Give it a try. [17:43] Rits     Wha— [17:46] Teru     Little Brother! [18:13] Saku     I'm surprised you were able to dodge that. [18:15] Saku     But... [18:16] Saku     You look better that way. [18:19] Rei     Dang it... There are some weirdos back there. [18:22] Rei     If they were evil spirits,     I'd be able to exorcise them... [18:25] Crep     Exorcise? [18:27] Crep     Just try it. [18:30] Crep     Huh? [18:31] Rei     I guess you can just exorcise them. [18:34] Crep     Come out, my ultimate creation... [18:37] Crep     Candy-chan! [18:40] Crep     You can wreak as much havoc     as you'd like today! [18:43] Rei     We're getting out of here. [18:45] Rei     Don't bother with them, Mob! [18:46] Teru     Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers! [18:49] Teru     Just blow these guys away! [18:51] Rei     Stop! Don't fight back! [18:54] Rei     I'm an adult, so I'll deal with them! [18:56] Rei     Mob, there's no need for you to     stoop to their level! [19:01] Rits     Nii-san's the only one that     stands a chance anymore! [19:04] Mob     Ritsu... You're right.     I have to defeat them... [19:08] Rei     No! Don't! Don't fight back, Mob! [19:12] Mob     Ritsu's hurt... [19:15] Teru     We have to fight power with power! [19:18] Teru     At this rate, we're all going to die! [19:20] Rei     We just need to run away! [19:23] Teru     There's no way for us to run while     dealing with their fierce attacks! [19:27] Teru     Come on! Use the powers you used back then! [19:30] Rei     Calm down! [19:31] Rei     Don't go head-on with someone     who has murderous intent, Mob! [19:36] Mask     All four of you are going to hell. [19:39] Mob     Ritsu... Hanazawa-kun... Master Reigen... [19:43] Mob     I can't let them all die. [19:47] Mob     I have no choice but to     fight with all I've got. [19:52] Mob     If I can protect them, I don't care     what happens to my opponents! SIGN    Murderous Intent [20:02] Rei     Don't do it, Mob. You're the one     who's going to suffer in the end. [20:07] Rei     When things go south,     it's okay to run away! SIGN    Master Leader SIGN    Spirits and Such Consulting Office [20:23] (Flashback) Mob     Excuse me. [20:24] (Flashback) Mob     I came here because I saw your sign. [20:26] (Flashback) Rei     Sure thing. [20:27] (Flashback) Rei     How may I help you? [20:29] (Flashback) Rei     Er... Oh, it's just a kid. [20:32] (Flashback) Rei     What do you want, boy? [20:34] (Flashback) Mob     Um, I'm an esper. [20:36] (Flashback) Rei     Wha? [20:37] (Flashback) Mob     There are times when I can't     control my powers very well, [20:40] (Flashback) Mob     and it's scary. [20:42] (Flashback) Rei     Did someone tell you to     come here and tell me that? [20:46] (Flashback) Mob     No. I haven't been able to     talk to anyone about this. [20:49] (Flashback) Mob     I thought you might be the same as me... [20:53] (Flashback) Mob     If I tried, I could see spirits, too. [20:56] (Flashback) Rei     Well, come on in. [20:59] (Flashback) Mob     Okay. [21:02] (Flashback) Rei     I was troubled a lot when I was a kid, too. [21:06] (Flashback) Rei     Listen. Just because you have psychic powers [21:09] (Flashback) Rei     doesn't make you any less human. [21:13] (Flashback) Rei     It's the same as people who are fast,     people who are book smart, [21:15] (Flashback) Rei     and people with strong body odor. [21:17] (Flashback) Rei     Psychic powers are just     another characteristic. [21:21] (Flashback) Rei     You must embrace that as a part of yourself     and continue to live positively. [21:26] (Flashback) Rei     The truth behind one's charm is kindness. [21:29] (Flashback) Ei     Become a good person. That is all. [21:33] (Flashback) Mob     May I come to talk to you again? [21:35] (Flashback) Rei     Yeah, I don't know about that.     I'm pretty busy, you know? [21:39] (Flashback) Rei     Anyway, you should go home for tod— Hot! [21:41] (Flashback) Rei     Hey, don't get bur— [21:48] (Flashback) Rei     Hey... You said you could     see ghosts, too, right? [21:55] (Flashback) Rei     Do you know how to exorcise them, too? [22:00] (Flashback) Rei     All right. Come again tomorrow     around the same time. [22:03] (Flashback) Mob     What? Really? [22:05] (Flashback) Rei     I'll show you how to use your powers. [22:11] Mob     Master! [22:21] Mob     Master... [23:56] Mob     Huh? Master...? [23:59] Mob     Master! [24:00] Mob     Master! [24:01] Mob     Please wake up, Master! [24:03] mob     Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 12: [24:06] mob     "Mob and Reigen." [24:07] Mob     This was in Master's will: SIGN    Mob and Reigen [24:08] Mob     Watching the finale in real time     is an excellent decision. E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] (Flashback) Mask     All four of you are going to hell. [00:04] (Flashback) Rits     Nii-san's the only one that     stands a chance anymore! [00:06] (Flashback) Teru     Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers! [00:09] Mob     I can't let them all die. [00:12] Mob     I have no choice but to     fight with all I've got. [00:16] (Flashback) Rei     Don't do it, Mob. [00:18] (Flashback) Rei     When things go south,     it's okay to run away! [00:30] Teru     Damn it! I can't believe this is happening. [00:34] Rits     R-Reigen-san just... [00:37] Rits     I have a bad feeling about this... [00:39] Rits     A tremendous amount of stress     is going to hit Nii-san. [00:42] Rits     Something's going to happen! SIGN    Mob Psycho 100 [02:17] Mob     Honestly... [02:19] Mob     Honestly, I don't want to hurt anyone. [02:22] Mob     But if I don't, we're going to be killed. [02:25] Mob     That's the feeling I got. [02:27] Mob     I realized that I have to do it     in order to protect everyone. [02:31] Mob     That's the kind of situation     we're in right now. [02:34] Rits     Nii-san... [02:36] Mob     And yet... SIGN    "Run Away" [02:38] Mob     Master told me SIGN    "Don't Fight" [02:39] Mob     that it was okay to run away. [02:42] Mob     So... SIGN    "Leave it SIGN    to Master" [02:50] Saku     I-Impossible... [02:51] Rei     Don't scare me like that! [02:53] Rei     I thought you actually cut me for a sec. [02:56] Rits     How are you standing, Reigen-san? [02:59] Rei     So that katana was a fake after all. [03:03] Rei     It totally felt plastic. [03:06] Rei     So what kind of trick did you use     to cut the floor earlier? [03:11] Teru     Hey, what's going on? [03:13] Rits     He's acting like he usually does. [03:15] Saku     Then... I'll just chop off your head next! [03:19] Rei     Ow! [03:21] Rei     Listen... [03:22] Rei     Real adults don't have time [03:25] Rei     to play with toy swords! [03:28] Teru     That's Kageyama-kun's master     for you, I guess. [03:32] Mats     Sakurai, move! [03:34] Mats     Candy-chan! [03:37] Rei     Whoa! An evil spirit? [03:39] Rei     Hey, Mob! Do something. [03:44] Rei     Huh? That was surprisingly light. [03:46] Rei     A plushie? [03:48] Mats     Huh? [03:49] Rei     What are you, some mascot?! [03:56] Rei     Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to     rip your costume! [03:59] Rits     What? [04:00] Rits     Is Reigen-san actually the real deal? [04:03] Bald     Don't get cocky. [04:04] Teru     Crap! He's surrounded! [04:15] Rei     Huh? What is this? [04:17] Rei     Is this like the newest form     of 3D imagery or something? [04:20] Rei     What were you even trying to do? [04:22] Bald     He nullified all of them? [04:24] Bald     Is this man some kind of monster? [04:26] Mask     How can this be? [04:28] Mask     Are you telling me someone this skilled     still exists in this world? [04:32] Mask     He must be eliminated. [04:33] Mask     We can't have him getting in the way     of our world domination. [04:36] Rei     Huh? [04:37] Rei     I see. You were using some kind     of magic trick, too, huh? [04:40] Rei     You bunch of frauds. [04:42] Rei     Just try that thing with      the black orbs again. [04:48] Teru     That many? [04:49] Rits     Is he going to be okay? [04:50] Rei     Leave this to the adult here. [04:53] Rei     My body seems to be in great shape today. [04:56] Mob     Master really is amazing. [04:59] Nar     "It's okay to run away." [05:01] Nar     As soon as he heard those words, [05:03] Nar     the explosive amount of energy     building up within Mob [05:07] Nar     changed its direction. [05:09] Nar     There are times when the power     of one's words is unfathomable. [05:14] nar     Those with power must fight. [05:17] Nar     That responsibility had made     Mob's bridge collapse. [05:21] Nar     Sometimes, however... [05:22] Nar     One's heart can find a resolution     just by being offered a helping hand. [05:27] Nar     As a result, all of Mob's energy was     temporarily tossed over to Reigen. [05:33] Nar     In essence, he had successfully run away [05:36] Nar     and was feeling rather refreshed now. [05:39] Nar     All that was left in his heart [05:41] Nar     was gratitude toward his master. SIGN    Reigen SIGN    Arataka SIGN    Reigen Arataka SIGN    Mob [05:53] Rei     Are these soap bubbles? [05:55] Ishi     My Black Orbs swallow up and     destroy anything they touch... [06:01] Ishi     And this man is touching them     with his bare hands... [06:05] Ishi     Why? What happened to the man that was     trying to run away just a moment ago? [06:10] Ishi     Looks like I'll have to put     my body on the line, too. [06:14] Ishi     Five Hundred Kilogram Tackle! [06:23] Ishi     One Ton Punch! [06:32] Ihi     Two Ton Guillotine! [06:47] Ishi     Hey, you still conscious? [06:51] Ishi     No matter how powerful an esper you are, [06:54] Ishi     I can't call you an excellent esper. [06:56] Ishi     Because you have no desire for domination. [06:59] Ishi     The reason you're so powerful     and yet so unknown [07:01] Hishi     is because you're living while     hiding your powers, right? [07:04] Ishi     But I am different! [07:06] Ishi     I am filled with ambition,     and I want to go higher and higher, [07:10] Ishi     and hold this world in— [07:11] Rei     Get off me. Stop talking while     you're still on top of me. [07:15] Ishi     What a dense energy barrier! [07:18] Ishi     I see. The reason my Black Orbs     burst earlier was because [07:21] Ishi     the energy they were trying to     take in was way over their limit! [07:26] Ishi     Inconceivable... [07:27] Ishi     Who are yo— [07:29] Rei     Also, when you're speaking to someone, [07:31] Rei     take off your mask! [07:33] Rei     Hup! [07:38] Rei     Oh, it came off. [07:39] Rei     Actually, what's with this strength? [07:42] Rei     Could it be him...? [07:44] Rei     That's the only plausible explanation. [07:50] Rei     Seriously, someone your age     needs to quit messing around. [07:53] Saku     Wh... [07:54] Saku     What could you possibly know?! [07:56] Saku     To hell with society! [07:57] Saku     Don't try and lecture me when     you've only seen its good side! [08:02] Saku     As soon as I was born,     I was abandoned by my parents. [08:04] Saku     I was all alone. [08:06] Saku     One happy family? [08:07] Saku     Mother's cooking? [08:08] Saku     I got to experience none of that as a boy. [08:11] Saku     I was terribly bullied at an orphanage,     and I cursed the world! SIGN    Curse [08:15] Saku     If I hadn't, I wouldn't have survived! [08:18] Saku     And then I awakened to my powers... [08:20] Saku     I was able to survive     because of these powers! [08:23] Saku     Anyone who rejects my way of living can— [08:25] Saku     What? What's with that look? [08:28] Saku     Don't look at me like that! [08:30] Rei     I totally understand how you feel. [08:33] Saku     H-He's the same as me? [08:36] Rei     When I was in grade school,     maybe it was around fourth grade... [08:41] Rei     I forgot to tell my parents that it     was sports day at school that day, [08:44] Rei     so I was the only one with nothing to eat. [08:47] Saku     That's actually your fault...     What are you even talking about? [08:51] Rei     A story about when I felt lonely as a boy. [08:55] Saku     Don't compare that stupid story to mine! [08:58] Saku     Jugan Air Gun! [08:59] Saku     It's the ultimate weapon of destruction. [09:02] Saku     Die! [09:06] Saku     If all else fails, I'll put you to sleep     with this cursed cologne! [09:09] Rei     Hm? I don't really get it,     but don't point that at others. [09:14] Rei     I'll take that. [09:18] Rei     Are you still doing that crap? [09:20] Rei     You use the psychic powers you've been     blessed with for the stupidest things. [09:25] Bald     What? [09:26] Rei     You're like a little kid with a knife. [09:28] Rei     I can't bear to watch. [09:29] Bald     Who do you think you are?! [09:32] Rei     What's that thing on your forehead? [09:34] Bald     Th-That's... [09:36] Bald     It has nothing to do with you. [09:38] Rei     Then what's with these things     that look like shoulder pads? [09:42] Bald     Those are to guard my shoulders... [09:44] Rei     Which means they're just accessories     and have no purpose, right? [09:48] Rits     Huh? [09:51] Rei     Don't get the wrong idea. [09:54] Rei     No matter what kind of special powers     they may be blessed with, [09:56] Rei     people are still only human. [09:58] Rei     Nothing more, and nothing less. [10:01] Rei     You guys haven't realized that yet! [10:03] Rei     You're so addicted to your special powers,     you've developed tunnel vision. [10:07] Rei     You're plotting world domination when     you haven't even seen the world? [10:10] Rei     Don't make me laugh! [10:11] Rei     No one's going to follow you like that! [10:14] Rei     First, get rid of those childish     shoulder pads and grow up! [10:17] Rrei     You, too! [10:18] Rei     You just want to escape from society, right? [10:20] Rei     If you want to make it big,     you have to live in reality! [10:23] Rei     That's where you start. [10:26] Bald     You're telling us to return     to being commoners? [10:28] Rei     What? No way! Don't look at this lightly! [10:30] Rei     You still don't get it, do you?! [10:32] Rei     Who the hell do you think you are?! [10:34] Rei     You're nothing more than a commoner! [10:36] Rei     You're just a part of the masses! [10:38] Bald     B-But Claw is a noble— [10:41] Rei     I'm a commoner! [10:42] Rei     I'm much more powerful than you,     and I'm still just a commoner... [10:46] Rei     So what does that make you?! [10:55] Rits     He dragged them out of their delusions     and back into reality by force... [10:59] Rits     By shattering their dreams... [11:02] Teru     Your master's amazing! [11:04] Mob     Yeah. [11:06] Ishi     No! [11:07] Ishi     That is absolutely not true! [11:10] Saku     The division leader's face...     He's that old? [11:14] Bald     I thought that maybe he was a girl, but... [11:16] ishi     I reject your claims! [11:19] Ishi     "People are only human.     Nothing more, and nothing less." [11:23] Ishi     That is what you said, isn't it? [11:24] Rei     Yeah. [11:25] Ishi     That is incorrect. [11:27] Ishi     That's far too cruel. [11:28] Ishi     We are special! [11:30] Ishi     We are superior lifeforms     to the rest of humanity! [11:34] Rei     I'm sure you have to believe that     to even go on. [11:36] Rei     But sadly, society has no interest in you. [11:41] Ishi     Society this, society that! [11:42] Ishi     No group made according to your     stupid yardstick is big enough for me! [11:47] Rei     Quit relying on those around you, old man. [11:50] Rei     You're making me sad here. [11:52] Ishi     I was born with these powers,     so what's wrong with me showing them off? [11:57] Ishi     What's wrong with changing the world?! [12:00] Ishi     You stupid ape! [12:01] Shi     To me, you're all no different from monkeys! [12:04] Ishi     It's hard to live! [12:06] Ishi     Even though I'm so special! [12:09] Ishi     I'm so amazing, so why won't you     just acknowledge that? [12:12] Ishi     The world should put me on     a pedestal and worship me! [12:16] Ishi     That is the only world that is worthy! [12:18] Mob     No, having psychic powers doesn't     make you popular at all. [12:22] Rei     And that's all there is to it. [12:23] Ei     You'll never be popular. Give it up. [12:28] Ishi     I'm going to erase you all... [12:30] Shi     Erase this whole building and start over! [12:35] Rei     Crap. Looks like I'm out of gas. [12:37] Rei     Mob. Lend me your powers again. [12:39] Mob     Actually, I'm also... [12:43] Rei     Crap! We're being sucked in! [12:45] Ishi     Disappear! Disappear! Disappear! [12:49] Sho     You just don't know when to give up. [12:52] Rits     That's— [12:53] Ishi     Damn it! [12:54] Ishi     You can also... [12:58] Ishi     Disappear! [12:59] Sho     A mass of gravity, huh? Interesting. [13:03] Sho     Imagine the gravity going backward... [13:12] Sho     It's not an actual black hole. [13:16] Sho     If it's made from psychic powers, [13:18] Sho     I can always find a way to deal with it. [13:21] Sho     Old man... [13:23] Sho     You're no longer needed. [13:29] Sho     And as for you... [13:33] Sh     I'm disappointed in you. [13:34] Sh     You coward. [13:37] Sho     The Seventh Division will be dissolved. [13:39] Sho     I was to inspect the place and take     anyone who seemed useful back to HQ... [13:45] Bald     What are you talking about?     Weren't you a trainee? [13:47] Sho     Sadly, there wasn't anyone worth my time. [13:50] Sho     At least on the inside. [13:53] Sho     Well, see ya. [14:00] Mts     The evil spirits have been     whittled down to one... [14:03] Mts     The poison jar has been completed! [14:06] Bald     Matsuo, there's nothing left for us to do. [14:08] Mts     Come out, my ultimate evil spirit,     Marshmallow-chan! [14:17] Rei     The hell's that? [14:18] Mob     Dimple! [14:19] Dimp     I was finally able to get out. [14:23] Dimp     All right! Now that I've     regained some of my strength, [14:26] Dimp     I can help out a hundredfold! [14:28] Mob     It's already done. [14:29] Dmp     Huh? [14:30] Dmp     You mean the climax happened without me? [14:33] Rei     Is this an evil spirit? [14:34] Dimp     Whoa! [14:35] Dimp     Why are you able to see me when     I'm not in my visible mode? [14:39] Bald     They're strong. [14:40] Saku     No, we were weak. [14:42] Saku     I've come to a realization. [14:44] Sau     Those guys just might be able to stop it... [14:47] Saku     Stop Claw from world domination... SIGN    Mob Psycho     100 [15:27] Girl     Really? Let me see. [15:28] Potato     Here, look. [15:30] Tsub     Oh, that's great! [15:32] Tsub     Let's go together! [15:33] Mob     Ah, Tsubomi-chan... [15:36] Mob     She's as cute as ever today. [15:39] Mob     Our eyes met! [15:41] Meza     You're staring way too much. [15:43] Mob     Mezato-san! [15:44] Meza     You're panicking too much. [15:45] Meza     Staring at girls is all well and good, [15:48] Meza     but today's the day that you're     going to talk to me, Mob-kun. [15:51] Mob     No, I've got club again today. [15:53] Meza     I'll wait until you're done. [15:55] Mob     But I've got my job after that. [15:57] Meza     Jeez. When are you going     to tell me everything? [16:02] Kamu     Your older brother came by last night. [16:05] Rits     Huh? My brother? [16:07] Kamu     You must've been through a lot, too. [16:09] Kamu     We both went a little crazy. [16:12] Kamu     I'm about to go apologize to     Onigawara-kun and the others. [16:15] Rits     I'll go with you. [16:17] Rits     But are you sure? [16:19] Rits     The entire student body's going to hate you. [16:22] Kamu     That's my own fault for     doing something so stupid. [16:26] Kamu     And... now my brother is on my side, [16:30] Kamu     so I'll keep in line. [16:34] Oni     Wha? [16:35] Oni     So it was you guys who planted     the recorders on me. [16:38] Oni     That was a crappy thing to do. [16:40] Oni     And I knew anyway,     so it's not like it matters now. [16:44] Kamu     Huh? [16:45] Rits     What do you mean? [16:46] Oni     People didn't care whether     I was actually the culprit or not. [16:50] Oni     They were chomping at the bit for a stick     to beat me with, a chance to kick me out. [16:54] Oni     That's where the problem was. [16:56] Oni     I realized that I was hated     by everyone around me, [17:00] Oni     and how weak my heart was. [17:03] Onii     Hey. [17:05] Oni     Your brother was worried about you. [17:08] Oni     He thought I was going to kick your ass     since I was so pissed off, [17:11] Oni     but I'll let things slide since you are     the shadow leader's younger brother. [17:15] Goda     What's wrong, Onigawara? You out of energy? [17:18] Ni     The hell do you think you're talking to?! [17:20] Oni     I'm still going to grow,     just like White T Poison. [17:24] Club     Body Transformation! [17:26] Club     Fight on! Fight on! Fight on! [17:36] Kamu     That's your older brother. [17:39] Kamu     Is he okay? He looks like     he's about to pass out. [17:42] Rits     Yes. Despite how he looks, [17:45] Rits     to me, Nii-san is stronger than anyone else. [17:48] Kamu     But he's passed out on the ground. [17:51] Saru     By the way, President, did you     give up on finding telepaths? [17:55] Tome     Huh? Actually, I haven't even started yet. [17:58] Tome     Right now, it's like a wild-goose chase,     so I'm trying to get some actual leads. [18:02] Tome     You guys should at least try to help me out. [18:05] Inu     I tried searching on the Internet     but couldn't find any. [18:08] Tome     Of course you're not going     to find them that easily! [18:11] Goda     Hey. [18:12] All     Musashi-san! [18:14] Tome     What the heck, Mob-kun?     You passed out again? [18:17] Tome     Inukawa, get some water! [18:18] Inu     Oh, sure. [18:21] Asa     What's up, old man? [18:23] Asa     Why'd you bring us here again? [18:25] Hoshi     I guess you haven't given up     on psychic powers. [18:28] Mits     Actually, I wasn't the one     who brought you here today. [18:31] Mits     It was at the behest of someone else. [18:33] Teeru     Hello, nice to meet you. [18:35] Teeru     So you guys must be the     research subjects here. [18:38] Kuro     Oh, it's another hot guy. [18:40] Teru     I see. Your powers are still weak, [18:43] Teru     but it'll definitely be worth nurturing them. [18:45] Mits     He's Hanazawa-kun, one of the guys     who fought that organization that day. [18:49] Teru     What do you think? Do you guys     want to get stronger with me? [18:53] Kuro     Huh? [18:54] Teru     Since one of their divisions was crushed, [18:56] Teru     I'm sure Claw will make a move soon. [18:58] Teru     It'll be for self-defense and so     you can fight back when that happens. [19:02] Mits     Leave the support to me. [19:05] Hosh     Kageyama took all the glory that night. [19:09] Asa     Yeah. [19:11] Hos     Let's do this! [19:12] All     Yeah! [19:15] Rei     So, what brings you here? [19:18] Dimp     I'm only here because     Shigeo asked me to come. [19:21] Dimp     He passed out from anemia and     can't help with exorcising spirits. [19:24] Dimp     Actually, do you even need Shigeo anymore? [19:27] Dimp     You awakened to psychic powers, didn't you? [19:30] Rei     Don't be stupid.     Those were all Mob's powers. [19:33] Rei     The only thing I gained from it     is the ability to see you now. [19:36] Rei     Otherwise, nothing's changed. [19:37] Dimp     So you're just a plain ol' con artist again. [19:39] Rei     You're a rather rude spirit. [19:42] Rei     All right. Then you help me out. [19:44] Rei     Dimple, was it? [19:46] Dimp     Huh? Why do I have to help you? [19:49] Rei     That's why he had you come over, isn't it? [19:51] Rei     If he was just calling out,     a phone call would have sufficed. [19:54] Dimp     S-Seriously? Who do you guys think I am? SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [19:58] Rei     What? Aren't you Mob's errand boy? [20:00] Dimp     I'm a high-level evil spirit! [20:07] (Flashback) Sho     I'm disappointed in you. [20:09] (Flashback) Sho     You coward. [20:11] Mob     Did I do something lame? [20:14] Mob     Did I make some kind of mistake? [20:19] Mom     Ugh, again? I told you to     fix that habit of yours. [20:23] Dad     Shigeo's just at that age. [20:25] Dad     Let him bend all the spoons he wants. [20:28] Mom     You always say that. [20:30] Rits     Here, Nii-san. Let me see it. [20:34] Mom     What's with these kids? [20:37] Rits     Here, Nii-san. [20:39] Mob     Thanks, Ritsu. [20:42] Mob     Well, whatever. [20:49] Sho     Oh, there it is. [20:53] Sho     Hello? Oh, I'd dropped my phone. [20:57] Sho     Huh? The Seventh Division? [20:58] Sho     They were crushed. [21:00] Sho     Espers from outside infiltrated the place     and slaughtered the upper echelon. [21:04] Sho     The division leader, Ishiguro-san,     was no big deal either. [21:07] Sho     As for all of the underlings, [21:09] Sho     the enemy totally won them over. [21:13] Boss     Sho, what are you talking about? [21:16] Boss     I'm asking you for a status report     on the inspection. [21:19] Sho     The organization you're so proud of     isn't the best in the world at all. [21:24] Sho     Quit messing around and come back     to Japan already, you stupid father. [21:28] Sho     Making me do an annoying     inspection like that... [21:31] Sho     At least I got that off my chest. [21:33] Boss     Yes... Very soon. SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office [21:44] Lady     And now the news. [21:47] Lady     We've received numerous reports of tsuchinoko     sightings throughout Seasoning City. SIGN    Multiple Tsuchinoko Sightings Continue [21:51] Lady     City Hall, in a bid to reinvigorate the area,     has put a bounty on the tsuchinoko [21:54] Lady     and is requesting help in capturing it. [21:57] Rei     Hello? Are you free right now? [21:59] Rei     Meet me in 90 minutes, [22:00] Rei     and wear clothes you can exercise in     and don't mind getting dirty. SIGN    Mob and Reigen A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears [22:12] Rei     We're going to capture a tsuchinoko. [22:14] Mob     Huh? [22:15] Rei     Doesn't that excite you? [22:18] Mob     Isn't this private property? [22:20] Rei     This is the kind of place     where those suckers show up. [22:23] Mob     Have you ever seen a tsuchinoko, Master? [22:25] Rei     Nope. It's just a hunch. [22:28] Mob     That's pretty random. [22:29] Rei     Don't you have any passion     when it comes to UMAs? [22:32] Rei     Bigfoot, Nessie, and tsuchinoko! [22:35] Mob     I hear there's a bounty on its head. [22:37] Rei     Well, there's that, too. [22:40] Mob     Master, um... [22:41] Rei     What? [22:43] Mob     I don't think amateurs are supposed to     go this deep into the mountains. [22:47] Rei     Mob, we might be amateurs     when it comes to hiking, [22:51] Rei     but you have psychic powers. [22:54] Rei     Add to that my ingenuity... [22:56] Rei     Oh! Over there! [22:58] Rei     Look over there, Mob!     I knew this place was the jackpot! [23:02] Mob     Huh? Was there actually a tsuchinoko? [23:04] Rei     Look! Matsutake! It's huge! [23:07] Mob     Oh... After all that talk about passion, [23:09] Mob     he's already distracted by the matsutake. [23:16] Rei     What the hell is that?! [23:18] Rei     Whatever it is, apparently it's starving! [23:21] Rei     We're going to exorcise it, Mob! [23:23] Mob     Actually, Master, isn't that the UMA? [23:26] Rei     You idiot! Those things don't exist! [23:29] Rei     Kill it! [23:31] Mob     Okay... [23:38] Rei     That's amazing. [23:39] Rei     It shrank so much after you exorcised it. [23:41] Mob     Er, actually, it just threw up a lot. [23:44] Rei     What the hell was that thing to begin with? [23:47] Mob     You already picked that many? [23:49] Rei     Well, whatever. Let's go home. [23:51] Mob     Huh? What about the tsuchinoko? [23:53] Rei     What are you talking about?     Those things don't exist. [23:59] Rei     I'm gonna grill up some matsutake     at the office. [24:01] Rei     You'll have some, right? [24:02] Mob     Yes. [24:03] Rei     Guess we should buy some kabosu, too. [24:05] Mob     Yes. SIGN    Hakata Salt