# Season 1
# E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQXD0X6/self-proclaimed-psychic-reigen-arataka-and-mob)
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***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Namu
Amida
Butsu
**[01:48] Narrator**
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
**[01:52] Narrator**
that science is yet to explain.
**[01:55] Narrator**
And when people come face to face with them,
**[01:58] Narrator**
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
**[02:04] Narrator**
But there are those who fight every day
**[02:06] Narrator**
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
**[02:11] Narrator**
People call them...
***SIGN*** Psychics
**[02:14] Narrator**
Psychics.
**[02:17] Rei**
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
***SIGN*** Reigen
***SIGN*** Arataka
**[02:20] Hanako**
Really? Thank you so much!
**[02:24] Hanako**
I was at a complete loss because
no one else would take me seriously.
***SIGN*** Client: Hanako
**[02:27] Rei**
I see, I see.
**[02:29] Rei**
As for my fees, it depends on
which exorcism course you pick.
**[02:34] Hanako**
Course?
***SIGN*** Executing the Exorcism!!
***SIGN*** We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
***SIGN*** Option A — Trial Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
**[02:35] Rei**
Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%,
***SIGN*** Option B — Serious Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen
**[02:38] Rei**
Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%,
***SIGN*** Recommended
Option C — All-Out Course
***SIGN*** A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
***SIGN*** Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
**[02:40] Rei**
and Option C, the all-out course,
gets you a 99%...
**[02:43] Rei**
reduction in spirit, guaranteed!
**[02:46] Hanako**
Reduction?
**[02:48] Rei**
Well, spirits are sort of
like carbon dioxide.
**[02:52] Hanako**
They are?
**[02:53] Rei**
Yes, well... that's the kind of
space they occupy,
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:56] Rei**
so it's a bit hard to
completely get rid of one.
**[03:00] Rei**
But have no fear.
**[03:02] Rei**
If it appears again,
**[03:03] Rei**
I'll take care of it for 20% off!
**[03:05] Hanako**
Oh, Reigen-sensei!
**[03:07] Taro**
Hold on a second!
**[03:09] Rei**
Hm? Who might you be?
**[03:11] Hanako**
This is my boyfriend, Taro.
**[03:14] Rei**
Ah, what a benevolent fellow!
**[03:16] Taro**
What's that supposed to mean?!
***SIGN*** Boyfriend: Taro
**[03:17] Taro**
Er, that aside...
**[03:19] Taro**
Listen up, you!
**[03:20] Taro**
This is super shady!
**[03:23] Taro**
Hanako, you should really rethink this.
**[03:26] Rei**
"This is super shady"?!
**[03:29] Rei**
I guess I can't blame you
for feeling that way.
**[03:31] Rei**
I mean, who would believe a stupid story
like having nightmares about ghosts?
**[03:35] Taro**
I wasn't talking about her!
**[03:37] Taro**
I was saying that I can't trust you!
**[03:40] Rei**
Well, just leave it to me.
**[03:41] Rei**
If I exorcise the spirit,
**[03:43] Rei**
I'm sure Hanako-san's face
will return to normal, too.
**[03:47] Taro**
There's nothing wrong with her face!
**[03:49] Rei**
I see.
**[03:51] Rei**
So you've been having those dreams ever
since you did a test of courage last week.
**[03:55] Hanako**
Yes. They're so scary and creepy.
**[03:58] Hanako**
Ah, Reigen-sensei,
it's that building over there!
**[04:05] Rei**
What an incredible aura!
**[04:08] Rei**
This is gonna be the first
big one I've had in a while!
**[04:12] Hanako**
Sensei, it's this building over here.
**[04:14] Taro**
Wait, you just pointed at
the wrong building, didn't you?
**[04:18] Rei**
Huh? Ah, so it's that one!
**[04:21] Rei**
There was such an immense aura
emanating from over there, too.
**[04:24] Rei**
I guess I got the wrong spirit!
**[04:26] Rei**
There are way too many evil spirits
in this world, you know?
**[04:30] Hanako**
Ah, I see.
**[04:31] Taro**
Please. There's no way
there are ghosts everywhere—
**[04:34] Rei**
Oh, no!
**[04:35] Rei**
That man who just
walked past you, Taro-san...
**[04:38] Taro**
What?
**[04:38] Rei**
What a close shave.
That was an evil spirit, too.
**[04:49] Rei**
The Buttchin Goblin.
**[04:51] Taro**
What are you, eight?!
**[04:53] Hanako**
Hey, Taro, that's rude!
**[04:55] Taro**
What? He's the one being rude
to that random guy.
**[04:59] Rei**
Now, now, Hanako-san.
**[05:01] Rei**
There are always people like him.
**[05:04] Rei**
Anyway, shall we go?
**[05:06] Taro**
*This bastard...*
**[05:08] Hanako**
They say this place is haunted by the
spirit of a man who saw a cockroach
**[05:13] Hanako**
and jumped so high, his head went
through the ceiling and he died.
**[05:18] Taro**
I don't know how
you actually believe that.
**[05:22] Rei**
I see.
**[05:23] Rei**
So that's what is going on here...
**[05:28] Taro**
*What? He suddenly looks all serious.*
**[05:32] Taro**
*Could there really be...*
**[05:33] Rei**
If worst comes to worst,
even I might not be able to handle it!
**[05:38] Rei**
This is too dangerous!
**[05:41] Rei**
Cockroaches are terrifying!
**[05:44] Taro**
*Huh?*
**[05:47] Taro**
*There's no way this guy is a psychic!*
**[05:49] Taro**
*He's a total fake!*
**[05:55] Voice**
Want me to haunt your dreams, too?
**[05:59] Taro**
A ghost!
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit:
Ceiling Crasher
**[06:02] Roof**
Want me to crash you through
the ceiling with my curse?
**[06:07] Hanako**
That's the same guy who keeps
headbutting me in my dreams!
**[06:11] Rei**
*I can't believe he actually appeared.*
**[06:14] Rei**
I've got this!
**[06:15] Rei**
Salt Splash!
***SIGN*** Salt Splash
**[06:19] Narrator**
This is Reigen's special move
**[06:21] Narrator**
where he violently throws
table salt everywhere.
**[06:24] Roof**
This is just table salt
you can buy in stores.
**[06:27] Roof**
It has to be purified salt,
or it won't work.
***SIGN*** Hakata Salt
**[06:31] Rei**
*Impossible...*
**[06:32] Rei**
* Did I only imagine that spirits*
* are weak against salt?*
**[06:37] Rei**
Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess
I'll have to call my ultimate weapon.
**[06:48] Rei**
Oh, Mob?
**[06:50] Rei**
Sorry, but could you come by?
**[06:52] Rei**
No, seriously.
**[06:53] Rei**
There's an evil spirit.
**[06:55] Rei**
The client and the evil spirit
are both waiting,
**[06:58] Rei**
so hurry up, okay?
**[06:59] Rei**
Thanks.
**[07:14] Rei**
Ah, Mob.
**[07:15] Rei**
We were waiting for you.
**[07:21] Roof**
Hmph.
**[07:22] Roof**
So after the salt,
you're using a middle schooler?
**[07:25] Roof**
Quit looking down on—
**[07:37] Narrator**
He is Kageyama Shigeo,
also known as Mob.
***SIGN*** Kageyama Shigeo
***SIGN*** Mob
**[07:40] Narrator**
He's an actual psychic,
**[07:42] Narrator**
Reigen Arataka's student,
**[07:45] Narrator**
and the protagonist of this story.
**[07:51] Mob**
Master, I asked you not to
summon me on such short notice.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[09:28] Rei**
Man, you're a lifesaver.
**[09:31] Rei**
I never thought that an evil spirit
would actually show up.
**[09:35] Rei**
Here. Your pay for the day.
**[09:38] Mob**
Oh, thank you.
**[09:39] Rei**
That one today was a lower-level spirit,
**[09:41] Rei**
so I really shouldn't be
paying you more than half.
**[09:44] Rei**
But I'll give you your hourly pay.
Think of it as a bonus.
**[09:47] Mob**
Right...
**[09:49] Rei**
What? Do you have a problem with that?
**[09:51] Mob**
Oh, no.
**[09:52] Mob**
But the spirit back there
really was a lower-level spirit.
**[09:55] Mob**
It was so weak, you...
**[09:56] Rei**
Y-You idiot!
**[09:58] Rei**
When you get to my level,
you get so strong,
**[10:00] Rei**
you end up melting everyone around you
during a simple exorcism.
**[10:04] Rei**
That's why I ask you to take
care of the weaker ones.
**[10:06] Mob**
Really?
**[10:08] Mob**
I'm also not quite sure what
you mean by "melt," either...
**[10:10] Rei**
Mob, you idiot!
**[10:11] Rei**
That's because you lack training!
***SIGN*** The New Star of the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[10:14] Rei**
You need to learn everything
you can from me, your master!
**[10:18] Rei**
Your powers are meant to be used.
Not doing so would be a waste.
**[10:21] Rei**
Working for me lets you help others,
while also being training for you.
**[10:25] Rei**
You're killing two birds with one stone!
**[10:27] Rei**
However, if you misuse
a power that's all too great,
**[10:31] Rei**
you will only destroy yourself.
**[10:32] Rei**
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Rei**
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
**[10:39] (Flashback) Rei**
You promised me, didn't you?
**[10:41] (Flashback) Rei**
That you wouldn't use your psychic
powers against other people.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
**[10:55] Mob**
Ah...
**[10:56] Mom**
There you go again, bending spoons.
**[10:58] Mom**
You really need to drop that habit.
**[11:01] Dad**
Oh, come now.
Shigeo's going through puberty.
**[11:04] Dad**
Let him bend some spoons.
**[11:06] Dad**
Right?
**[11:07] Mob**
Heh, sorry.
**[11:09] Mom**
And there you go, spoiling him again.
**[11:12] Mom**
You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige.
**[11:14] Mom**
He got another perfect score
on his quiz today.
**[11:17] Ritsu**
Anyone can do that, Mom.
**[11:19] Ritsu**
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know, Nii-san.
**[11:23] Ritsu**
I'll be there to listen any time.
***SIGN*** Kageyama Ritsu
**[11:26] Mob**
Right. Thanks, Ritsu.
**[11:28] Mom**
And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu.
**[11:31] Mom**
The next one you bend gets replaced
using your allowance, you hear?
**[11:34] Mob**
Huh?
**[11:35] Ritsu**
Sorry, Nii-san.
**[11:37] Ritsu**
There's nothing I can do about that.
**[11:40] Dad**
Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo.
***SIGN*** Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
**[11:45] Kids**
Morning!
***SIGN*** Salt Middle School
**[11:52] Tsubomi**
Right?
**[11:53] Potato**
Good morning, Tsubomi!
**[11:55] Tsubomi**
Morning!
**[11:56] Tsubomi**
What a beautiful day!
**[11:58] Tsubomi**
Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday...
**[12:01] Potato**
What?
**[12:02] Mob**
*Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today...*
**[12:07] Teacher**
Okay, so, what would be the answer here?
**[12:11] Teacher**
Let's go with Kageyama.
**[12:13] Mob**
Y-Yes, sir...
***SIGN*** Arithmetic I
**[12:18] Mob**
I have no idea.
**[12:19] Teacher**
If you can't solve this, that'd mean
the only thing you know is addition.
**[12:24] Teacher**
You were asleep, weren't you?
**[12:26] Teacher**
Forget it. Sit down.
**[12:31] Kid**
There it goes!
**[12:33] Kid**
This way!
**[12:35] Kid**
Pass, pass, pass!
**[12:36] Kid**
Go, go!
**[12:37] Kid**
Stop 'em!
**[12:38] Kid**
Pass, pass!
**[12:39] Kid**
Go!
***SIGN*** Reigen Arataka
**[12:47] Mob**
Hello?
**[12:48] Rei**
*Ah, Mob?*
**[12:49] Rei**
*Sorry to call you two days in a row,*
**[12:51] Rei**
* but could you come down*
* to the station right now?*
**[12:53] Mob**
The station?
**[12:55] Rei**
Yeah.
**[12:57] Rei**
Today's job is a big one.
**[12:59] Mob**
Oh. All right.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
**[13:12] Rei**
Today's job is from
a local neighborhood council.
**[13:15] Rei**
The location is Honeido Tunnel
along the old highway.
**[13:19] Rei**
It's a famous haunted place.
***SIGN*** Famous Haunted Spot
***SIGN*** Terror
***SIGN*** Haunted Ghost Tunnel
***SIGN*** Eek! Aah!
***SIGN*** The location is the old Seasoning Highway
Honeido Tunnel
**[13:21] Rei**
The tunnel's always had some shady stories,
**[13:23] Rei**
and even though it's been closed for years,
the bad rumors just won't go away.
**[13:28] Rei**
Also, a number of college students
and bloggers have gone there
**[13:31] Rei**
to do a test of courage
and gone missing.
**[13:35] Rei**
And this is the ringer.
***SIGN*** Honeido Tunnel Group Accident
**[13:37] Mob**
A huge group accident?
**[13:41] Rei**
Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago.
**[13:44] Rei**
Apparently, more than
twenty people died at once.
**[13:47] Rei**
The hatred of all those people
must be swirling around this tunnel.
**[14:07] Rei**
Stay on your toes, Mob.
There's no telling what might happen.
**[14:10] Mob**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Honeido Tunnel
**[14:15] Rei**
This is it.
**[14:16] Rei**
Well, let's take a look.
**[14:19] Rei**
I, Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world,
**[14:22] Rei**
shall clean this place up.
**[14:24] Rei**
We're going to exorcise every
last one of them, Mob.
**[14:32] Rei**
Hey, my student!
**[14:34] Rei**
What are you doing, Mob?
**[14:35] Rei**
You're coming, too!
**[14:37] Rei**
It'll be bad if the sun goes down.
**[14:38] Rei**
Mob, are you listening?
**[14:40] Rei**
I'm gonna go melt down a
big one, so follow me!
**[14:44] Rei**
Got it?
**[14:45] Mob**
All right. You seemed to have
everything under control,
**[14:48] Mob**
so I didn't think that you'd need my help.
**[14:50] Rei**
You idiot! Who do you think is
going to exorcise—Ahem.
**[14:53] Rei**
I mean, this really is nothing for me,
**[14:55] Rei**
but follow me so you can learn something.
**[14:58] Mob**
You're truly amazing, Master.
**[15:00] Rei**
Hm?
**[15:01] Mob**
This tunnel seems pretty dangerous.
**[15:04] Mob**
I can sense the presence of a very
powerful spirit further down.
**[15:08] Mob**
Usually, haunted spots end up being fake,
**[15:12] Mob**
but this is definitely the real deal.
**[15:15] Mob**
If a normal person happened to
anger the spirit in here...
**[15:19] Rei**
If they angered it...?
**[15:21] Mob**
They probably wouldn't
make it out in one piece.
**[15:28] Rei**
Of course not.
**[15:29] Rei**
That's why we're going to exorcise it.
**[15:33] Rei**
All right, here we go!
**[15:35] Rei**
I'll go first.
**[15:37] Rei**
I'm counting on you to support me
however you can from behind.
**[15:40] Mob**
Right.
**[15:46] Rei**
It's a bit chilly.
**[15:48] Mob**
Yes.
**[15:50] Rei**
We forgot to bring flashlights.
**[15:54] Mob**
Master, don't you feel something?
**[15:56] Rei**
Hm?
**[15:57] Rei**
Well, it is pretty humid in here...
**[15:59] Mob**
No, I'm talking about auras.
**[16:01] Rei**
Oh, right, that.
**[16:03] Rei**
Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday.
**[16:07] Mob**
Does that have anything to do with this?
**[16:10] Rei**
When you get to my level, it does.
**[16:12] Rei**
Do you feel anything?
**[16:14] Mob**
Feel would be an understatement.
**[16:17] Mob**
There are twelve...
**[16:18] Mob**
Eighteen...
**[16:20] Mob**
No...
**[16:21] Mob**
Even more right nearby.
**[16:24] Mob**
Ah!
**[16:26] Mob**
Looks like we've been completely surrounded.
**[16:28] Mob**
They're going to attack us now.
**[16:30] Rei**
All right!
**[16:31] Rei**
I'll leave the small fry to you.
**[16:32] Rei**
Go, Mob!
**[16:42] Rei**
Man, that's a lot of noise.
They're really strong, huh?
**[16:45] Rei**
Hmm... If we were normal people,
we might have been in danger.
**[16:49] Rei**
Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them.
**[16:51] Rei**
Another piece of ca—
**[16:54] Rei**
*There's someone right in front of me!*
**[16:55] Rei**
Who are you?!
**[16:57] Rei**
An evil spirit?!
***SIGN*** Boss
**[17:02] Rei**
Oh, it's just a heel wrestler.
**[17:05] Rei**
Don't scare me like that!
I thought you were an evil spirit.
**[17:07] Rei**
You shouldn't be practicing here.
**[17:10] Mob**
Uh, Master.
**[17:11] Mob**
The boss of sorts of the
evil spirits is over there,
**[17:14] Mob**
so watch out.
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit:
Boss
**[17:20] Rei**
Hmph, so you're the boss monkey
of the evil spirits!
**[17:23] Rei**
You may have tried to disguise yourself
as a wrestler, but you can't fool me!
**[17:29] Boss**
I...
**[17:31] Boss**
This tunnel...
**[17:33] Boss**
When my biker gang and I
were going down this tunnel,
**[17:35] Boss**
the guy in front happened
to slip on a banana peel,
**[17:39] Boss**
and we all died! And I'm their leader!
**[17:43] Boss**
This tunnel is...
**[17:46] Boss**
my turf!
**[17:51] Boss**
I'll crush every last intruder!
**[17:53] Boss**
Here we go!
**[17:54] Boss**
Curse ya!
***SIGN*** Curse ya
**[17:57] Boss**
Cigarette Burn Poltergeist!
**[18:05] Boss**
Wh-What?
**[18:07] Boss**
My ignition attack isn't working?
**[18:10] Boss**
There's a powerful forcefield?
**[18:13] Boss**
How could this power be coming
from someone like him?
**[18:16] Boss**
Crap! I mistook him for a wimp!
**[18:19] Rei**
Too late for regrets now!
**[18:22] Rei**
The moment that you tried to take on
the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka,
**[18:25] Rei**
your fate was sealed!
**[18:28] Rei**
You're going to be exorcised!
**[18:30] Rei**
Banishing Salt Punch!
**[18:32] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
***SIGN*** Banishing Salt Punch
**[18:35] Narrator**
where he punches the enemy with
his fist covered in table salt.
**[18:40] Boss**
Huh? That didn't hurt at all.
**[18:42] Rei**
Oh, dear.
**[18:44] Boss**
So you are a fake...
**[18:48] Boss**
I'm disappearing!
**[18:52] Rei**
Go back to the ozone layer.
**[18:53] Boss**
W-Wait! Wait!
**[18:54] Boss**
We were just being forced to do this!
**[19:00] Rei**
Hey, what are you doing, Mob?
**[19:03] Rei**
Hurry up and melt him.
**[19:04] Mob**
Now, now, Master.
**[19:06] Mob**
Let's hear him out.
**[19:09] Boss**
We're nothing compared to
the evil spirit down the tunnel.
**[19:15] Boss**
We've been getting orders from him,
**[19:17] Boss**
and that's why we've been scaring
people that come through.
**[19:21] Rei**
Hmph. Don't think that you can
fool Reigen with such lies!
**[19:25] Boss**
They aren't lies!
**[19:27] Boss**
It's just that if I disappeared
while being falsely accused,
***SIGN*** Death Specters Gang
**[19:31] Boss**
I didn't think that we,
the Death Specters,
***SIGN*** Boss
**[19:35] Boss**
and our memories could rest in peace!
**[19:39] Boss**
That's all I wanted to say!
**[19:41] Boss**
Now you can make me disappear,
melt, or whatever you want!
**[19:45] Rei**
So you're trying to make us pity you?
**[19:48] Rei**
Don't let him fool you, Mob!
**[19:49] Rei**
Those are the typical lies of a con artist.
**[19:53] Rei**
Melt him.
**[19:54] Mob**
Before that, I'm going to go have a look.
**[19:56] Rei**
Huh?
**[19:57] Mob**
I thought it was a little weird that the aura
**[20:01] Mob**
I felt before coming in here
hadn't disappeared yet.
**[20:05] Rei**
Well, yeah, me, too...
**[20:07] Boss**
Stop him!
**[20:09] Boss**
No matter how strong that kid may be,
he doesn't stand a chance.
**[20:13] Boss**
That thing is an evil spirit that's lived
on this mountain for hundreds of years.
**[20:17] Boss**
Everyone that's died here was killed by him!
**[20:22] Rei**
S-So you guys were also...
**[20:25] Boss**
No. We just happened to
slip on a banana peel.
**[20:34] Boss**
You get it now, don't you?
**[20:36] Boss**
If you care for that kid at all,
call him back.
**[20:39] Boss**
Hurry!
**[20:42] Rei**
H-Hey, Mob! Come back!
**[20:45] Rei**
Come back! Mob!
**[21:14] Rei**
Mob?
**[21:43] Mob**
Ah.
**[21:47] Rei**
Oh, you're safe.
**[21:49] Mob**
Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful.
**[21:53] Boss**
Wh-Who are you?
**[21:56] Mob**
Huh? I'm nobody...
**[21:59] Rei**
You idiot!
**[22:00] Rei**
You're Mob, the student...
**[22:03] Rei**
of Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world!
**[22:06] Mob**
Oh, right.
**[22:09] Boss**
I thank you.
**[22:10] Boss**
Now we can all pass on peacefully.
**[22:14] Mob**
Ah, could this be...
***SIGN*** Death Specters
Gang
**[22:20] (Flashback) Guy**
Here we go, Boss!
**[22:22] (Flashback) Boss**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Death Specters Gang
**[22:31] Boss**
Thanks...
***SIGN*** Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka ~And Mob~
**[22:39] Guys**
Thanks, dude.
**[22:40] Guys**
Now we can depart to the afterlife!
**[22:43] Guys**
Full speed ahead to the next world!
**[22:49] Rei**
Mob.
**[22:50] Rei**
What are you doing?
**[22:52] Rei**
Let's go.
**[22:54] Mob**
Right.
***SIGN*** Bus Schedule
**[23:03] Mob**
By the way, Master...
**[23:04] Rei**
Huh?
**[23:05] Mob**
Why didn't you do anything?
**[23:08] Rei**
Well, uh, you know...
**[23:11] Rei**
A-Ahem...
**[23:14] Rei**
Didn't I tell you right at the start
**[23:15] Rei**
that I'd leave the small fry to you?
**[23:17] Mob**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Seasoning Station
**[23:30] Kid**
What do you wanna do?
**[23:32] Kid**
Let's get something to eat.
**[23:34] Kid**
I'm not gonna last until I get home.
**[23:35] Kid**
I know, right?
**[23:36] Rei**
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob.
**[23:38] Rei**
Shall we?
**[23:39] Mob**
Yes.
**[23:40] Rei**
Does ramen work for you?
**[23:42] Mob**
Yes.
**[23:44] Rei**
If you're going to add on
chashu pork, limit it to two.
**[23:47] Mob**
All right.
**[23:50] Ramen chef**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27%
**[23:56] Rei**
A group of telepathics suddenly appear
and disturb Mob's daily life.
**[23:59] Rei**
Having doubts about his peaceful youth,
Mob heads into a world of women.
**[24:02] Rei**
Where is the goal?
Which way is tomorrow?
**[24:04] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 2:
**[24:06] Rei**
"Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~."
***SIGN*** Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~
**[24:08] Rei**
Watching it in real time? Wise decision.
# E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRMGPX4VR/doubts-about-youth-the-telepathy-club-appears)
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**[00:02] Narrator**
Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
**[00:05] Narrator**
A second-year in middle school.
**[00:08] Narrator**
The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.
**[00:13] Narrator**
People call it adolescence.
**[00:17] Narrator**
Some hone their bodies playing sports,
**[00:19] Narrator**
some work hard on their studies,
**[00:22] Narrator**
some devote themselves to their hobbies,
**[00:24] Narrator**
some polish their talents,
**[00:27] Narrator**
some rebel,
**[00:29] Narrator**
and some fall for the opposite sex
**[00:32] Narrator**
and get a taste of bittersweet love.
**[00:35] Narrator**
All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
**[00:41] Narrator**
And Mob was spending that
precious time working as
**[00:44] Narrator**
an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.
**[00:48] Rei**
The reason is porn sites!
**[00:51] Guy**
Porn sites...?
**[00:54] Rei**
Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
**[00:57] Rei**
a terrible one-click curse!
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:36] Guy**
A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
**[02:39] Rei**
They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulder
**[02:43] Rei**
and make you pay fees.
**[02:45] Rei**
Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
**[02:48] Guy**
Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
**[02:52] Reigen**
Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.
**[02:55] Guy**
No, it's fine!
**[02:59] Rei**
Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.
**[03:02] Guy**
Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
**[03:08] Guy**
*H-Huh? It actually feels good?*
**[03:12] ---**
Sorcery Crush!
***SIGN*** Sorcery Crush
**[03:15] Rei**
It's finished!
**[03:17] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
**[03:19] Narrator**
where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigue
***SIGN*** Abeshi
**[03:22] Narrator**
and gets rid of stiff shoulders
and back pain.
**[03:29] Rei**
I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,
**[03:31] Rei**
but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
**[03:32] Guy**
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!
**[03:36] Guy**
May I come again?
**[03:39] Rei**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Manual
***SIGN*** If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[03:41] Mob**
Er, the massage fee
**[03:43] Mob**
for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
**[03:45] Rei**
* You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!*
* Call it the curse-dispelling fee!*
**[03:49] Mob**
Your change is 200 yen.
**[03:51] Rei**
Here.
**[03:52] Rei**
You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
**[03:54] Mob**
Oh, sure. I'll have some.
**[03:57] Mob**
Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.
**[04:01] Rei**
Well, yeah.
**[04:02] Rei**
I've been trying various things to improve,
like reading books on Seitai.
***SIGN*** Limited-Time Offer
If there are 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[04:06] Rei**
Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.
**[04:11] Rei**
Hot!
**[04:12] Rei**
Such a waste!
**[04:16] Mob**
Master, I've been thinking...
**[04:19] Rei**
Well, this is rare.
You never try to start a conversation.
**[04:23] Mob**
Well, I can use a little ESP,
and I'm different from other people,
**[04:27] Mob**
so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.
**[04:32] Mob**
At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
**[04:37] Mob**
because you teach me
various things and pay me.
**[04:41] Mob**
However, is this really okay?
**[04:46] Mob**
That's what I've been thinking lately.
**[04:49] Rei**
*Does he think his pay is too low?*
***SIGN*** Fake
**[04:52] Rei**
*Or did he finally find me out?*
***SIGN*** Liar
***SIGN*** Con Artist
***SIGN*** Self-Proclaimed Psychic
**[04:55] Rei**
What do you mean?
**[04:57] Mob**
How do I put this...
**[04:58] Mob**
Rather than waste my youth
working part-time after school,
**[05:01] Mob**
I have a feeling that there may or may not be
**[05:03] Mob**
some other things that
I can only experience now...
**[05:06] Rei**
Huh?
**[05:08] Rei**
Oh, so that's it.
**[05:10] Rei**
Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
**[05:13] Rei**
Is there something that
you want to do right now?
**[05:15] Rei**
Be in a band?
**[05:16] Rei**
Dance?
***SIGN*** To Wakkanai
**[05:18] Rei**
Hitchhike?
**[05:19] Mob**
No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
**[05:22] Rei**
Listen, Mob.
**[05:24] Rei**
There's no need to rush into things.
**[05:27] Rei**
In my expert opinion,
the going-home club is the absolute best.
**[05:30] Rei**
You're goofing off during the period
you can goof off the most,
**[05:34] Rei**
and that makes you a winner in my book.
**[05:36] Rei**
Keep on lazing around and
make money from me.
**[05:39] Rei**
Got it?
**[05:41] Inukawa**
Wait a sec, Takenaka!
**[05:44] Takenaka**
I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[05:47] Inukawa**
Just wait!
**[05:48] Takenaka**
I can't do it anymore!
**[05:51] Saruta**
This isn't good.
**[05:53] Kijibayashi**
A club must have five
or more members, right?
**[05:55] Inukawa**
What should we do, President?
**[05:58] Tome**
What else can we do?
**[06:00] Tome**
We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club President:
Kurata Tome
**[06:07] Saruta**
Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
**[06:09] Inukawa**
That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
***SIGN*** Student Council
**[06:13] Hikaru**
I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...
**[06:16] Inukawa**
The...
**[06:17] All**
The student council!
***SIGN*** Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
**[06:19] Hikaru**
This club will now be abolished.
**[06:21] Kijibayashi**
Abolished?
**[06:22] Saruta**
Already?!
**[06:24] Hikaru**
Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.
**[06:27] Hikaru**
I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.
**[06:31] Tome**
H-Hold your horses!
**[06:34] Tome**
I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!
**[06:36] Saruta**
The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
**[06:38] Kijibayashi**
The student council's got nothing on us!
**[06:40] Inukawa**
You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?!
**[06:43] Hikaru**
Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
**[06:49] Hikaru**
If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,
**[06:52] Hikaru**
bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[06:56] Inukawa**
B-By Friday?
**[06:59] Kijibayashi**
That only gives us two days.
**[07:01] Saruta**
That's impossible.
**[07:04] Tome**
Quit whining!
**[07:05] Tome**
If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!
**[07:08] Saruta**
No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
**[07:12] Tome**
No! I'm going to do this!
**[07:14] Tome**
We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?!
**[07:20] All**
President...
**[07:22] All**
We haven't done a single thing...
***SIGN*** The Next Day After School
**[07:30] Guy**
Telepathy Club?
Sorry, what are you talking about?
**[07:32] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:34] Guy**
I've got a job.
**[07:35] Girl**
Abolished? What's wrong with that?
**[07:37] Guy**
You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.
**[07:40] Girl**
Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?
**[07:43] Girl**
I want to be able to date.
***SIGN*** Girls Bathroom
**[07:45] Girl**
I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.
**[07:47] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:49] Guy**
Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
**[07:51] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:54] Girl**
Creepy.
**[07:55] Guy**
No.
**[07:55] Guy**
Creepy.
**[07:56] Person**
No.
**[07:56] Girl**
It's creepy, so no.
**[08:01] Saruta**
It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.
**[08:05] Inukawa**
Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.
**[08:08] Inukawa**
Now even I want to quit.
**[08:12] Tome**
No!
**[08:15] Kijibayashi**
The president's lost it!
**[08:16] Saruta**
Please calm down!
**[08:20] Inukawa**
The going-home club...
**[08:23] Inukawa**
President!
**[08:23] Inukawa**
I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,
**[08:26] Inukawa**
and he doesn't have
any friends or girlfriends.
**[08:28] Inukawa**
Salt Middle's final go-homer
and all-round bum,
**[08:29] Inukawa**
Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
**[08:31] Mob**
Well, he's basically right.
**[08:33] Tome**
Well done, Inukawa!
**[08:35] Tome**
Let me introduce you to the
other members, Kageyama-kun.
**[08:37] Tome**
This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
**[08:40] Kijibayashi**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:40] Saruta**
Hey.
**[08:41] Tome**
And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
**[08:45] Tome**
Call me Tome-chan.
**[08:50] Inukawa**
*The president is pulling out all the stops!*
**[08:53] Mob**
Tome-chan...
**[08:54] Mob**
That's my grandmother's name.
**[08:57] Tome**
I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
**[08:59] Tome**
There you have it!
**[09:01] Tome**
Join the Telepathy Club!
**[09:02] Mob**
I can't today.
**[09:03] Tome**
What?!
**[09:05] Inukawa**
Wait a second, Mob!
You actually have plans?
**[09:08] Mob**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Mob**
I have to go to my exorcism job now.
**[09:12] Tome**
Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
**[09:14] Inukawa**
Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.
**[09:19] Inukawa**
He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
**[09:22] Inukawa**
In other words...
**[09:23] Inukawa**
He's an esper!
**[09:25] Tome**
Stop being weird and just join our club.
**[09:28] Tome**
I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[09:34] Rei**
Hey, what's up, Mob?
**[09:36] Mob**
*Ah, Master.*
**[09:38] Mob**
Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.
**[09:41] Rei**
That should be over instantly.
**[09:43] Mob**
No, I have to wait until the
student council meeting is over,
**[09:46] Mob**
and then go submit my club admission form.
**[09:48] Rei**
Uh, wait.
**[09:49] Rei**
So if I tell you to come immediately,
you're not going to join?
**[09:53] Mob**
Yes, well...
**[09:54] Mob**
Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
**[09:57] Rei**
So it's not like you actually want to join?
**[09:59] Mob**
Not really, no.
**[10:01] Rei**
Then hurry on over.
**[10:02] Rei**
Show them how quickly someone in the
going-home club can leave school.
**[10:05] Mob**
He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.
**[10:08] Tome**
P-Put me on for a sec!
**[10:10] Tome**
I really need Kageyama-kun to
join today, no matter what!
**[10:14] Rei**
*A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.*
**[10:17] Rei**
Mob's not the type to play any sports.
**[10:20] Rei**
Forcing him into things isn't good.
**[10:21] Tome**
*We're not a sports club!*
**[10:23] Tome**
We're the Telepathy Club!
**[10:25] Rei**
Huh? What the hell is that?
**[10:26] Tome**
It's a club where we train
to feel telepathic powers.
**[10:29] Rei**
Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
**[10:31] Rei**
What do you mean, "telepathy"?
**[10:32] Tome**
Like you're one to talk!
**[10:35] Tome**
I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
**[10:39] Tome**
Aren't you using that to get more customers?
**[10:42] Tome**
Because you're a phony!
**[10:44] Rei**
Shut your mouth, amateur!
**[10:45] Rei**
Don't you dare waste my student's
precious time with your nonsense!
**[10:49] Tome**
What?!
**[10:51] Tome**
Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?
**[10:54] Tome**
We'll get kicked out of the room!
**[10:57] Mob**
Master, Senpai is about to cry,
so I think I'll join after all...
**[11:02] Rei**
*Don't be fooled!*
**[11:03] Rei**
*Those are crocodile tears!*
**[11:05] Rei**
Bonds, memories, and friendship...
**[11:08] Rei**
Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.
**[11:12] Rei**
* No! They just don't want to lose*
* their room, their budget,*
**[11:17] Rei**
* and their pointless after-school time,*
* judging from what their club sounds like.*
**[11:21] Rei**
*See through it, Mob!*
**[11:23] Rei**
That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.
**[11:27] Rei**
* If you understand,*
* hurry up and come to work!*
**[11:30] Mob**
I understand...
**[11:33] Mob**
And so, I'll be leaving after all.
**[11:37] Inukawa**
Wait! Hear me out, too!
**[11:40] Inukawa**
It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,
**[11:44] Inukawa**
but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
**[11:47] Inukawa**
But, right now, we're in middle school.
**[11:50] Inukawa**
This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!
**[11:53] Inukawa**
Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!
**[11:58] Kijibayashi**
You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.
**[12:01] Kijibayashi**
We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
**[12:05] Tome**
You're our last hope,
**[12:08] Tome**
Kageyama-kun!
**[12:11] Rei**
You turned them down, didn't you?
**[12:13] Mob**
No. I figured I could
take a night to think about it.
**[12:16] Rei**
You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
**[12:20] Rei**
You need to turn down things
you don't want to do.
**[12:23] Mob**
Right now, the thing I least want to do
**[12:25] Mob**
is be dressed like this.
**[12:28] Rei**
Oh, there it is.
**[12:29] Rei**
Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
**[12:31] Rei**
It's a private all-girls high school.
**[12:34] Rei**
We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
**[12:37] Mob**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Highso Private Girls' Academy
**[12:38] Guy**
Stop! What are you doing?
**[12:39] Rei**
Pardon?
**[12:40] Guy**
I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
**[12:43] Rei**
I'm a student here.
**[12:45] Guy**
Reporting from the front gate.
**[12:46] Guy**
A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!
**[12:49] Rei**
Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
**[12:51] Guy**
You perverted weirdo!
**[12:53] Mob**
*I knew this wouldn't work.*
**[12:55] Mob**
* But I'm glad they instantly*
* saw through our disguises.*
**[12:57] Mob**
* I didn't want to infiltrate the school*
* dressed up like this.*
**[13:00] Guy**
That was close, huh?
**[13:02] Guy**
Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
**[13:04] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:06] Guy**
We'll deal with this phony.
***SIGN*** G
***SIGN*** GO
**[13:12] Mob**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[13:24] Mob**
* Won't I get in a lot of trouble*
* if I'm busted?*
**[13:30] Mob**
*He said we were meeting on the roof, but...*
**[13:39] Mob**
Um, hello.
**[13:41] Mob**
I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?
**[13:44] Girl**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[13:47] Girl**
An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?
**[13:49] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:49] Girl**
Consultation office?
**[13:51] Girl**
You trying to get through to us thugs?
**[13:54] Girl**
So annoying!
**[13:55] Girl**
Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!
**[13:59] Mob**
No, I'm just—
**[14:00] Girl**
Why don't you mind your own business?!
**[14:03] Girl**
If you don't, you're going to regret it!
**[14:05] Mob**
Sorry about that...
**[14:08] Girl**
Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
**[14:10] Girl**
Hmph!
**[14:15] Mari**
Hello?
**[14:17] Chihiro**
You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.
***SIGN*** Chihiro
***SIGN*** Clients:
***SIGN*** Mari
***SIGN*** We're your clients.
**[14:24] Mari**
Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
**[14:26] Mob**
He was caught at the front gate.
**[14:28] Mari**
Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?
**[14:31] Mob**
He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...
**[14:34] Mari**
I see.
**[14:35] Mari**
Sorry to make you go through all that.
**[14:37] Chihiro**
The school just refuses to take us seriously.
**[14:43] Mob**
What did you tell them?
**[14:45] Mari**
Students' belongings have been vanishing
under mysterious circumstances,
**[14:48] Mari**
and we've been hearing weird noises...
**[14:50] Mari**
Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
**[14:52] Mari**
We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.
**[14:55] Chihiro**
Right. Apparently a bra started
floating around in the locker room.
**[14:59] Mob**
*Bra...?*
**[15:01] Mari**
We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.
**[15:05] Chihiro**
So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the area
**[15:09] Chihiro**
and somehow ended up with you.
**[15:12] Mob**
Huh?
**[15:13] Mari**
I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.
**[15:17] Mari**
You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
**[15:19] Mob**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:21] Chihiro**
That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!
**[15:23] Mari**
Are you sure we can trust you?
**[15:26] Chihiro**
I have my doubts.
**[15:27] Chihiro**
You seem unreliable.
**[15:29] Mari**
What?
**[15:31] Chihiro**
What's wrong?
**[15:32] Mob**
I-It's okay...
**[15:34] Mob**
I just have to perform an exorcism.
**[15:39] Chihiro**
If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
**[15:42] Mob**
Right.
**[15:45] Mari**
Well? Do you sense anything?
**[15:48] Mob**
Just slightly...
**[15:49] Chihiro**
*I wonder if he's being serious...*
**[15:53] Mob**
It's here. Nearby.
**[15:54] Mari**
Huh? Really?!
**[15:57] Girl**
Someone help!
**[16:00] Mari**
What's wrong?
**[16:01] Girl**
Something was here...
**[16:04] Girl**
Something was looking in
from the top of the door...
**[16:08] Chihiro**
The windows are locked.
**[16:10] Mari**
And no one's gone through the exit.
**[16:13] Mob**
I'm going to follow the spirit.
**[16:18] Mari**
Nothing so far?
**[16:21] Chihiro**
We can trust you, right?
**[16:23] Mob**
Right.
**[16:25] Mari**
You still can't find it?
**[16:28] Mob**
The spirit's angry.
**[16:30] Both**
Huh?
**[16:31] Mob**
If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.
**[16:35] Chihiro**
Eek! What are we going to do?
**[16:36] Mari**
The basketball team is practicing inside.
**[16:39] Mob**
I'm going to end this.
**[16:44] Mob**
I've trapped the spirit.
**[16:52] Girl**
Pass! Pass! Hey!
**[16:56] Mob**
I've found you.
**[16:59] Girls**
Huh?
**[17:04] Chihiro**
It's huge!
**[17:05] Mari**
What is that?! A ghost?!
**[17:08] Scent-Ghoul**
Psychic brat...
**[17:11] Scent-Ghoul**
How dare you trap me?
**[17:15] Scent-Ghoul**
Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
**[17:19] Scent-Ghoul**
This is what you get!
**[17:32] Scent-Ghoul**
*Crap. I underestimated the psychic.*
**[17:35] Scent-Ghoul**
*If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!*
**[17:40] Scent-Ghoul**
*You smell nice.*
**[17:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I choose you!
**[17:46] Mob**
Look out!
**[17:47] Scent-Ghoul**
Huh?
**[18:10] Mob**
It's over.
**[18:11] Girl**
Wow.
**[18:11] Girl**
Want to go home together today?
**[18:11] Girl**
How did you do that?
**[18:12] Girl**
What class is she in?
**[18:12] Girl**
So cool!
**[18:12] Girl**
Tell me!
**[18:14] Mari**
Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
**[18:17] Chihiro**
Thanks. Looks like you were
pretty reliable after all.
**[18:20] Scent-Ghoul**
Damn it...
**[18:23] Scent-Ghoul**
How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
**[18:26] Scent-Ghoul**
And here I thought
I'd finally found happiness.
**[18:30] Scent-Ghoul**
You seem to be similar to me.
**[18:34] Mob**
Similar?
**[18:35] Scent-Ghoul**
The way you get nervous around girls...
**[18:39] Scent-Ghoul**
You're playing the loser role in youth
just like me, aren't you?
**[18:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I...
**[18:45] Scent-Ghoul**
I finally started to have fun after I died.
**[18:48] Scent-Ghoul**
I was content.
**[18:51] Scent-Ghoul**
But I guess it's all over now.
**[18:56] Scent-Ghoul**
Hey, are you living
every day to the fullest?
**[19:12] Ritsu**
What's wrong?
**[19:13] Ritsu**
You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
**[19:15] Mob**
Huh?
**[19:16] Mob**
No, I'm fine.
**[19:19] Ritsu**
All right, then...
**[19:24] Inukawa**
Mob!
**[19:25] Inukawa**
You came!
**[19:27] Tome**
We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
**[19:30] Tome**
Now, hurry up and
sign this club admission form.
**[19:34] Tome**
You're already here?
**[19:36] Tome**
That was awfully quick...
**[19:38] Tome**
Vice President!
**[19:39] Hikaru**
Well, I had to show this room...
**[19:43] Hikaru**
to them.
**[19:45] Hikaru**
This will become the club room
**[19:48] Hikaru**
of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
**[19:51] Tome**
What? Hold on a sec!
**[19:53] Tome**
The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
**[19:55] Tome**
Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
**[19:58] Hikaru**
What?
**[19:59] Hikaru**
Are you insane?
**[20:01] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:02] Hikaru**
What grade are you in?
**[20:04] Mob**
I'm a second-year.
**[20:05] Hikaru**
Do you have any experience in other clubs?
**[20:07] Mob**
No.
**[20:08] Hikaru**
Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?
**[20:11] Mob**
I have an acquaintance.
**[20:12] Hikaru**
Do you go to cram school?
**[20:13] Mob**
No.
**[20:14] Hikaru**
Do you study?
**[20:15] Mob**
Not really.
**[20:16] Hikaru**
Do you have any hobbies?
**[20:17] Mob**
Um...
**[20:18] Hikaru**
Don't you have anything
that you want to do?
**[20:20] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:22] Hikaru**
If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest at all,
**[20:26] Hikaru**
what exactly will you gain from it?
**[20:27] Mob**
Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.
**[20:31] Hikaru**
And will wasting your time after school
with cola, snacks, and video games
**[20:34] Hikaru**
help you do that?
**[20:37] Hikaru**
If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.
**[20:40] Hikaru**
However, you should carefully
reconsider this.
**[20:43] Hikaru**
What is it that you really want to do?
**[20:46] Mob**
*What I want to do...*
**[20:49] Mob**
*Do I have anything I want to do?*
**[20:51] Mob**
*Does everyone else have something?*
**[20:54] Mob**
* Something enjoyable?*
* Something I'm envious of?*
**[20:57] Mob**
*What are they enjoying?*
**[20:59] Mob**
*Clubs, hobbies, and studying?*
**[21:03] Mob**
*Hanging out with girls might be fun...*
**[21:07] Mob**
*I did have a dream!*
**[21:09] Mob**
* I wanted to confess my feelings to*
* my first love, Tsubomi-chan,*
**[21:12] Mob**
*and hold hands while walking home together.*
**[21:17] (Flashback) Mob**
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
**[21:19] (Flashback) Mob**
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
Wow, how cute.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Mob**
I can make the bar all squishy.
**[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
**[21:30] (Flashback) Mob**
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
**[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
I'm bored of that.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Kid**
The red team is fast!
**[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're so fast, Akira-kun!
**[21:46] Mob**
* That's right. If I can change anything*
* by joining a club...*
**[21:52] Mob**
I'll join!
**[21:56] Mob**
Thank you for having me,
**[21:57] Mob**
Body Improvement Club!
**[22:00] President**
Huh? You want to join us?
**[22:03] Tome**
Huh?
**[22:04] President**
Good to have you!
**[22:06] Mob**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
***SIGN*** Club Admission Form
***SIGN*** I will join the Body Improvement Club.
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
***SIGN*** Contact Information
***SIGN*** Reason for Joining
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Saint Highso Girls' Academy
***SIGN*** Pervert
Appears at an All-girls'
School in Broad Daylight!!
**[23:42] Newscaster**
*Unable to locate the whereabouts*
**[23:44] Newscaster**
* of the suspicious individual who tried*
* to infiltrate an all-girls' school*
**[23:47] Newscaster**
*in broad daylight by crossdressing,*
**[23:49] Newscaster**
*the whole area is on high alert...*
**[23:52] Reigen**
Hot!
***SIGN*** Wakusen Newspaper
***SIGN*** Crossdressing...
***SIGN*** Pervert!!
**[23:56] Reigen**
Mob successfully joins the
Body Improvement Club.
**[23:58] Reigen**
On his way home, in an
attempt to be popular,
**[24:00] Reigen**
he heads to the main temple of
an obviously shady-looking cult.
**[24:02] Reigen**
Are you really sure about this, Mob?
**[24:04] Reigen**
Next time, on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 3:
**[24:06] Reigen**
"An Invite to a Meeting
~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~"
***SIGN*** An Invite to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
**[24:08] Reigen**
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
# E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRMGPX4VR/doubts-about-youth-the-telepathy-club-appears)
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**[00:02] Narrator**
Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
**[00:05] Narrator**
A second-year in middle school.
**[00:08] Narrator**
The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.
**[00:13] Narrator**
People call it adolescence.
**[00:17] Narrator**
Some hone their bodies playing sports,
**[00:19] Narrator**
some work hard on their studies,
**[00:22] Narrator**
some devote themselves to their hobbies,
**[00:24] Narrator**
some polish their talents,
**[00:27] Narrator**
some rebel,
**[00:29] Narrator**
and some fall for the opposite sex
**[00:32] Narrator**
and get a taste of bittersweet love.
**[00:35] Narrator**
All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
**[00:41] Narrator**
And Mob was spending that
precious time working as
**[00:44] Narrator**
an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.
**[00:48] Rei**
The reason is porn sites!
**[00:51] Guy**
Porn sites...?
**[00:54] Rei**
Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
**[00:57] Rei**
a terrible one-click curse!
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Doubts About Youth
~The Telepathy Club Appears~
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:36] Guy**
A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
**[02:39] Rei**
They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulder
**[02:43] Rei**
and make you pay fees.
**[02:45] Rei**
Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
**[02:48] Guy**
Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
**[02:52] Reigen**
Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.
**[02:55] Guy**
No, it's fine!
**[02:59] Rei**
Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.
**[03:02] Guy**
Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
**[03:08] Guy**
*H-Huh? It actually feels good?*
**[03:12] ---**
Sorcery Crush!
***SIGN*** Sorcery Crush
**[03:15] Rei**
It's finished!
**[03:17] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
**[03:19] Narrator**
where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigue
***SIGN*** Abeshi
**[03:22] Narrator**
and gets rid of stiff shoulders
and back pain.
**[03:29] Rei**
I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,
**[03:31] Rei**
but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
**[03:32] Guy**
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!
**[03:36] Guy**
May I come again?
**[03:39] Rei**
Of course!
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Manual
***SIGN*** If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[03:41] Mob**
Er, the massage fee
**[03:43] Mob**
for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
**[03:45] Rei**
* You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!*
* Call it the curse-dispelling fee!*
**[03:49] Mob**
Your change is 200 yen.
**[03:51] Rei**
Here.
**[03:52] Rei**
You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
**[03:54] Mob**
Oh, sure. I'll have some.
**[03:57] Mob**
Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.
**[04:01] Rei**
Well, yeah.
**[04:02] Rei**
I've been trying various things to improve,
like reading books on Seitai.
***SIGN*** Limited-Time Offer
If there are 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
***SIGN*** This Month Only
**[04:06] Rei**
Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.
**[04:11] Rei**
Hot!
**[04:12] Rei**
Such a waste!
**[04:16] Mob**
Master, I've been thinking...
**[04:19] Rei**
Well, this is rare.
You never try to start a conversation.
**[04:23] Mob**
Well, I can use a little ESP,
and I'm different from other people,
**[04:27] Mob**
so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.
**[04:32] Mob**
At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
**[04:37] Mob**
because you teach me
various things and pay me.
**[04:41] Mob**
However, is this really okay?
**[04:46] Mob**
That's what I've been thinking lately.
**[04:49] Rei**
*Does he think his pay is too low?*
***SIGN*** Fake
**[04:52] Rei**
*Or did he finally find me out?*
***SIGN*** Liar
***SIGN*** Con Artist
***SIGN*** Self-Proclaimed Psychic
**[04:55] Rei**
What do you mean?
**[04:57] Mob**
How do I put this...
**[04:58] Mob**
Rather than waste my youth
working part-time after school,
**[05:01] Mob**
I have a feeling that there may or may not be
**[05:03] Mob**
some other things that
I can only experience now...
**[05:06] Rei**
Huh?
**[05:08] Rei**
Oh, so that's it.
**[05:10] Rei**
Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
**[05:13] Rei**
Is there something that
you want to do right now?
**[05:15] Rei**
Be in a band?
**[05:16] Rei**
Dance?
***SIGN*** To Wakkanai
**[05:18] Rei**
Hitchhike?
**[05:19] Mob**
No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
**[05:22] Rei**
Listen, Mob.
**[05:24] Rei**
There's no need to rush into things.
**[05:27] Rei**
In my expert opinion,
the going-home club is the absolute best.
**[05:30] Rei**
You're goofing off during the period
you can goof off the most,
**[05:34] Rei**
and that makes you a winner in my book.
**[05:36] Rei**
Keep on lazing around and
make money from me.
**[05:39] Rei**
Got it?
**[05:41] Inukawa**
Wait a sec, Takenaka!
**[05:44] Takenaka**
I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[05:47] Inukawa**
Just wait!
**[05:48] Takenaka**
I can't do it anymore!
**[05:51] Saruta**
This isn't good.
**[05:53] Kijibayashi**
A club must have five
or more members, right?
**[05:55] Inukawa**
What should we do, President?
**[05:58] Tome**
What else can we do?
**[06:00] Tome**
We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club President:
Kurata Tome
**[06:07] Saruta**
Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
**[06:09] Inukawa**
That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
***SIGN*** Student Council
**[06:13] Hikaru**
I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...
**[06:16] Inukawa**
The...
**[06:17] All**
The student council!
***SIGN*** Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
**[06:19] Hikaru**
This club will now be abolished.
**[06:21] Kijibayashi**
Abolished?
**[06:22] Saruta**
Already?!
**[06:24] Hikaru**
Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.
**[06:27] Hikaru**
I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.
**[06:31] Tome**
H-Hold your horses!
**[06:34] Tome**
I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!
**[06:36] Saruta**
The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
**[06:38] Kijibayashi**
The student council's got nothing on us!
**[06:40] Inukawa**
You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?!
**[06:43] Hikaru**
Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
**[06:49] Hikaru**
If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,
**[06:52] Hikaru**
bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.
***SIGN*** Telepathy Club
**[06:56] Inukawa**
B-By Friday?
**[06:59] Kijibayashi**
That only gives us two days.
**[07:01] Saruta**
That's impossible.
**[07:04] Tome**
Quit whining!
**[07:05] Tome**
If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!
**[07:08] Saruta**
No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
**[07:12] Tome**
No! I'm going to do this!
**[07:14] Tome**
We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?!
**[07:20] All**
President...
**[07:22] All**
We haven't done a single thing...
***SIGN*** The Next Day After School
**[07:30] Guy**
Telepathy Club?
Sorry, what are you talking about?
**[07:32] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:34] Guy**
I've got a job.
**[07:35] Girl**
Abolished? What's wrong with that?
**[07:37] Guy**
You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.
**[07:40] Girl**
Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?
**[07:43] Girl**
I want to be able to date.
***SIGN*** Girls Bathroom
**[07:45] Girl**
I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.
**[07:47] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:49] Guy**
Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
**[07:51] Guy**
It's creepy, so no.
**[07:54] Girl**
Creepy.
**[07:55] Guy**
No.
**[07:55] Guy**
Creepy.
**[07:56] Person**
No.
**[07:56] Girl**
It's creepy, so no.
**[08:01] Saruta**
It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.
**[08:05] Inukawa**
Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.
**[08:08] Inukawa**
Now even I want to quit.
**[08:12] Tome**
No!
**[08:15] Kijibayashi**
The president's lost it!
**[08:16] Saruta**
Please calm down!
**[08:20] Inukawa**
The going-home club...
**[08:23] Inukawa**
President!
**[08:23] Inukawa**
I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,
**[08:26] Inukawa**
and he doesn't have
any friends or girlfriends.
**[08:28] Inukawa**
Salt Middle's final go-homer
and all-round bum,
**[08:29] Inukawa**
Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
**[08:31] Mob**
Well, he's basically right.
**[08:33] Tome**
Well done, Inukawa!
**[08:35] Tome**
Let me introduce you to the
other members, Kageyama-kun.
**[08:37] Tome**
This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
**[08:40] Kijibayashi**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:40] Saruta**
Hey.
**[08:41] Tome**
And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
**[08:45] Tome**
Call me Tome-chan.
**[08:50] Inukawa**
*The president is pulling out all the stops!*
**[08:53] Mob**
Tome-chan...
**[08:54] Mob**
That's my grandmother's name.
**[08:57] Tome**
I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
**[08:59] Tome**
There you have it!
**[09:01] Tome**
Join the Telepathy Club!
**[09:02] Mob**
I can't today.
**[09:03] Tome**
What?!
**[09:05] Inukawa**
Wait a second, Mob!
You actually have plans?
**[09:08] Mob**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Mob**
I have to go to my exorcism job now.
**[09:12] Tome**
Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
**[09:14] Inukawa**
Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.
**[09:19] Inukawa**
He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
**[09:22] Inukawa**
In other words...
**[09:23] Inukawa**
He's an esper!
**[09:25] Tome**
Stop being weird and just join our club.
**[09:28] Tome**
I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[09:34] Rei**
Hey, what's up, Mob?
**[09:36] Mob**
*Ah, Master.*
**[09:38] Mob**
Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.
**[09:41] Rei**
That should be over instantly.
**[09:43] Mob**
No, I have to wait until the
student council meeting is over,
**[09:46] Mob**
and then go submit my club admission form.
**[09:48] Rei**
Uh, wait.
**[09:49] Rei**
So if I tell you to come immediately,
you're not going to join?
**[09:53] Mob**
Yes, well...
**[09:54] Mob**
Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
**[09:57] Rei**
So it's not like you actually want to join?
**[09:59] Mob**
Not really, no.
**[10:01] Rei**
Then hurry on over.
**[10:02] Rei**
Show them how quickly someone in the
going-home club can leave school.
**[10:05] Mob**
He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.
**[10:08] Tome**
P-Put me on for a sec!
**[10:10] Tome**
I really need Kageyama-kun to
join today, no matter what!
**[10:14] Rei**
*A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.*
**[10:17] Rei**
Mob's not the type to play any sports.
**[10:20] Rei**
Forcing him into things isn't good.
**[10:21] Tome**
*We're not a sports club!*
**[10:23] Tome**
We're the Telepathy Club!
**[10:25] Rei**
Huh? What the hell is that?
**[10:26] Tome**
It's a club where we train
to feel telepathic powers.
**[10:29] Rei**
Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
**[10:31] Rei**
What do you mean, "telepathy"?
**[10:32] Tome**
Like you're one to talk!
**[10:35] Tome**
I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
**[10:39] Tome**
Aren't you using that to get more customers?
**[10:42] Tome**
Because you're a phony!
**[10:44] Rei**
Shut your mouth, amateur!
**[10:45] Rei**
Don't you dare waste my student's
precious time with your nonsense!
**[10:49] Tome**
What?!
**[10:51] Tome**
Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?
**[10:54] Tome**
We'll get kicked out of the room!
**[10:57] Mob**
Master, Senpai is about to cry,
so I think I'll join after all...
**[11:02] Rei**
*Don't be fooled!*
**[11:03] Rei**
*Those are crocodile tears!*
**[11:05] Rei**
Bonds, memories, and friendship...
**[11:08] Rei**
Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.
**[11:12] Rei**
* No! They just don't want to lose*
* their room, their budget,*
**[11:17] Rei**
* and their pointless after-school time,*
* judging from what their club sounds like.*
**[11:21] Rei**
*See through it, Mob!*
**[11:23] Rei**
That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.
**[11:27] Rei**
* If you understand,*
* hurry up and come to work!*
**[11:30] Mob**
I understand...
**[11:33] Mob**
And so, I'll be leaving after all.
**[11:37] Inukawa**
Wait! Hear me out, too!
**[11:40] Inukawa**
It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,
**[11:44] Inukawa**
but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
**[11:47] Inukawa**
But, right now, we're in middle school.
**[11:50] Inukawa**
This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!
**[11:53] Inukawa**
Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!
**[11:58] Kijibayashi**
You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.
**[12:01] Kijibayashi**
We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
**[12:05] Tome**
You're our last hope,
**[12:08] Tome**
Kageyama-kun!
**[12:11] Rei**
You turned them down, didn't you?
**[12:13] Mob**
No. I figured I could
take a night to think about it.
**[12:16] Rei**
You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
**[12:20] Rei**
You need to turn down things
you don't want to do.
**[12:23] Mob**
Right now, the thing I least want to do
**[12:25] Mob**
is be dressed like this.
**[12:28] Rei**
Oh, there it is.
**[12:29] Rei**
Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
**[12:31] Rei**
It's a private all-girls high school.
**[12:34] Rei**
We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
**[12:37] Mob**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Highso Private Girls' Academy
**[12:38] Guy**
Stop! What are you doing?
**[12:39] Rei**
Pardon?
**[12:40] Guy**
I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
**[12:43] Rei**
I'm a student here.
**[12:45] Guy**
Reporting from the front gate.
**[12:46] Guy**
A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!
**[12:49] Rei**
Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
**[12:51] Guy**
You perverted weirdo!
**[12:53] Mob**
*I knew this wouldn't work.*
**[12:55] Mob**
* But I'm glad they instantly*
* saw through our disguises.*
**[12:57] Mob**
* I didn't want to infiltrate the school*
* dressed up like this.*
**[13:00] Guy**
That was close, huh?
**[13:02] Guy**
Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
**[13:04] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:06] Guy**
We'll deal with this phony.
***SIGN*** G
***SIGN*** GO
**[13:12] Mob**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[13:24] Mob**
* Won't I get in a lot of trouble*
* if I'm busted?*
**[13:30] Mob**
*He said we were meeting on the roof, but...*
**[13:39] Mob**
Um, hello.
**[13:41] Mob**
I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?
**[13:44] Girl**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[13:47] Girl**
An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?
**[13:49] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:49] Girl**
Consultation office?
**[13:51] Girl**
You trying to get through to us thugs?
**[13:54] Girl**
So annoying!
**[13:55] Girl**
Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!
**[13:59] Mob**
No, I'm just—
**[14:00] Girl**
Why don't you mind your own business?!
**[14:03] Girl**
If you don't, you're going to regret it!
**[14:05] Mob**
Sorry about that...
**[14:08] Girl**
Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
**[14:10] Girl**
Hmph!
**[14:15] Mari**
Hello?
**[14:17] Chihiro**
You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.
***SIGN*** Chihiro
***SIGN*** Clients:
***SIGN*** Mari
***SIGN*** We're your clients.
**[14:24] Mari**
Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
**[14:26] Mob**
He was caught at the front gate.
**[14:28] Mari**
Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?
**[14:31] Mob**
He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...
**[14:34] Mari**
I see.
**[14:35] Mari**
Sorry to make you go through all that.
**[14:37] Chihiro**
The school just refuses to take us seriously.
**[14:43] Mob**
What did you tell them?
**[14:45] Mari**
Students' belongings have been vanishing
under mysterious circumstances,
**[14:48] Mari**
and we've been hearing weird noises...
**[14:50] Mari**
Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
**[14:52] Mari**
We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.
**[14:55] Chihiro**
Right. Apparently a bra started
floating around in the locker room.
**[14:59] Mob**
*Bra...?*
**[15:01] Mari**
We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.
**[15:05] Chihiro**
So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the area
**[15:09] Chihiro**
and somehow ended up with you.
**[15:12] Mob**
Huh?
**[15:13] Mari**
I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.
**[15:17] Mari**
You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
**[15:19] Mob**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:21] Chihiro**
That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!
**[15:23] Mari**
Are you sure we can trust you?
**[15:26] Chihiro**
I have my doubts.
**[15:27] Chihiro**
You seem unreliable.
**[15:29] Mari**
What?
**[15:31] Chihiro**
What's wrong?
**[15:32] Mob**
I-It's okay...
**[15:34] Mob**
I just have to perform an exorcism.
**[15:39] Chihiro**
If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
**[15:42] Mob**
Right.
**[15:45] Mari**
Well? Do you sense anything?
**[15:48] Mob**
Just slightly...
**[15:49] Chihiro**
*I wonder if he's being serious...*
**[15:53] Mob**
It's here. Nearby.
**[15:54] Mari**
Huh? Really?!
**[15:57] Girl**
Someone help!
**[16:00] Mari**
What's wrong?
**[16:01] Girl**
Something was here...
**[16:04] Girl**
Something was looking in
from the top of the door...
**[16:08] Chihiro**
The windows are locked.
**[16:10] Mari**
And no one's gone through the exit.
**[16:13] Mob**
I'm going to follow the spirit.
**[16:18] Mari**
Nothing so far?
**[16:21] Chihiro**
We can trust you, right?
**[16:23] Mob**
Right.
**[16:25] Mari**
You still can't find it?
**[16:28] Mob**
The spirit's angry.
**[16:30] Both**
Huh?
**[16:31] Mob**
If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.
**[16:35] Chihiro**
Eek! What are we going to do?
**[16:36] Mari**
The basketball team is practicing inside.
**[16:39] Mob**
I'm going to end this.
**[16:44] Mob**
I've trapped the spirit.
**[16:52] Girl**
Pass! Pass! Hey!
**[16:56] Mob**
I've found you.
**[16:59] Girls**
Huh?
**[17:04] Chihiro**
It's huge!
**[17:05] Mari**
What is that?! A ghost?!
**[17:08] Scent-Ghoul**
Psychic brat...
**[17:11] Scent-Ghoul**
How dare you trap me?
**[17:15] Scent-Ghoul**
Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
***SIGN*** Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
**[17:19] Scent-Ghoul**
This is what you get!
**[17:32] Scent-Ghoul**
*Crap. I underestimated the psychic.*
**[17:35] Scent-Ghoul**
*If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!*
**[17:40] Scent-Ghoul**
*You smell nice.*
**[17:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I choose you!
**[17:46] Mob**
Look out!
**[17:47] Scent-Ghoul**
Huh?
**[18:10] Mob**
It's over.
**[18:11] Girl**
Wow.
**[18:11] Girl**
Want to go home together today?
**[18:11] Girl**
How did you do that?
**[18:12] Girl**
What class is she in?
**[18:12] Girl**
So cool!
**[18:12] Girl**
Tell me!
**[18:14] Mari**
Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
**[18:17] Chihiro**
Thanks. Looks like you were
pretty reliable after all.
**[18:20] Scent-Ghoul**
Damn it...
**[18:23] Scent-Ghoul**
How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
**[18:26] Scent-Ghoul**
And here I thought
I'd finally found happiness.
**[18:30] Scent-Ghoul**
You seem to be similar to me.
**[18:34] Mob**
Similar?
**[18:35] Scent-Ghoul**
The way you get nervous around girls...
**[18:39] Scent-Ghoul**
You're playing the loser role in youth
just like me, aren't you?
**[18:43] Scent-Ghoul**
I...
**[18:45] Scent-Ghoul**
I finally started to have fun after I died.
**[18:48] Scent-Ghoul**
I was content.
**[18:51] Scent-Ghoul**
But I guess it's all over now.
**[18:56] Scent-Ghoul**
Hey, are you living
every day to the fullest?
**[19:12] Ritsu**
What's wrong?
**[19:13] Ritsu**
You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
**[19:15] Mob**
Huh?
**[19:16] Mob**
No, I'm fine.
**[19:19] Ritsu**
All right, then...
**[19:24] Inukawa**
Mob!
**[19:25] Inukawa**
You came!
**[19:27] Tome**
We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
**[19:30] Tome**
Now, hurry up and
sign this club admission form.
**[19:34] Tome**
You're already here?
**[19:36] Tome**
That was awfully quick...
**[19:38] Tome**
Vice President!
**[19:39] Hikaru**
Well, I had to show this room...
**[19:43] Hikaru**
to them.
**[19:45] Hikaru**
This will become the club room
**[19:48] Hikaru**
of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
**[19:51] Tome**
What? Hold on a sec!
**[19:53] Tome**
The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
**[19:55] Tome**
Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
**[19:58] Hikaru**
What?
**[19:59] Hikaru**
Are you insane?
**[20:01] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:02] Hikaru**
What grade are you in?
**[20:04] Mob**
I'm a second-year.
**[20:05] Hikaru**
Do you have any experience in other clubs?
**[20:07] Mob**
No.
**[20:08] Hikaru**
Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?
**[20:11] Mob**
I have an acquaintance.
**[20:12] Hikaru**
Do you go to cram school?
**[20:13] Mob**
No.
**[20:14] Hikaru**
Do you study?
**[20:15] Mob**
Not really.
**[20:16] Hikaru**
Do you have any hobbies?
**[20:17] Mob**
Um...
**[20:18] Hikaru**
Don't you have anything
that you want to do?
**[20:20] Mob**
Huh?
**[20:22] Hikaru**
If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest at all,
**[20:26] Hikaru**
what exactly will you gain from it?
**[20:27] Mob**
Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.
**[20:31] Hikaru**
And will wasting your time after school
with cola, snacks, and video games
**[20:34] Hikaru**
help you do that?
**[20:37] Hikaru**
If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.
**[20:40] Hikaru**
However, you should carefully
reconsider this.
**[20:43] Hikaru**
What is it that you really want to do?
**[20:46] Mob**
*What I want to do...*
**[20:49] Mob**
*Do I have anything I want to do?*
**[20:51] Mob**
*Does everyone else have something?*
**[20:54] Mob**
* Something enjoyable?*
* Something I'm envious of?*
**[20:57] Mob**
*What are they enjoying?*
**[20:59] Mob**
*Clubs, hobbies, and studying?*
**[21:03] Mob**
*Hanging out with girls might be fun...*
**[21:07] Mob**
*I did have a dream!*
**[21:09] Mob**
* I wanted to confess my feelings to*
* my first love, Tsubomi-chan,*
**[21:12] Mob**
*and hold hands while walking home together.*
**[21:17] (Flashback) Mob**
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
**[21:19] (Flashback) Mob**
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
Wow, how cute.
**[21:24] (Flashback) Mob**
I can make the bar all squishy.
**[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
**[21:30] (Flashback) Mob**
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
**[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
I'm bored of that.
**[21:38] (Flashback) Kid**
The red team is fast!
**[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi**
You're so fast, Akira-kun!
**[21:46] Mob**
* That's right. If I can change anything*
* by joining a club...*
**[21:52] Mob**
I'll join!
**[21:56] Mob**
Thank you for having me,
**[21:57] Mob**
Body Improvement Club!
**[22:00] President**
Huh? You want to join us?
**[22:03] Tome**
Huh?
**[22:04] President**
Good to have you!
**[22:06] Mob**
Thank you!
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
***SIGN*** Club Admission Form
***SIGN*** I will join the Body Improvement Club.
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
***SIGN*** Contact Information
***SIGN*** Reason for Joining
***SIGN*** Live
***SIGN*** Saint Highso Girls' Academy
***SIGN*** Pervert
Appears at an All-girls'
School in Broad Daylight!!
**[23:42] Newscaster**
*Unable to locate the whereabouts*
**[23:44] Newscaster**
* of the suspicious individual who tried*
* to infiltrate an all-girls' school*
**[23:47] Newscaster**
*in broad daylight by crossdressing,*
**[23:49] Newscaster**
*the whole area is on high alert...*
**[23:52] Reigen**
Hot!
***SIGN*** Wakusen Newspaper
***SIGN*** Crossdressing...
***SIGN*** Pervert!!
**[23:56] Reigen**
Mob successfully joins the
Body Improvement Club.
**[23:58] Reigen**
On his way home, in an
attempt to be popular,
**[24:00] Reigen**
he heads to the main temple of
an obviously shady-looking cult.
**[24:02] Reigen**
Are you really sure about this, Mob?
**[24:04] Reigen**
Next time, on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 3:
**[24:06] Reigen**
"An Invite to a Meeting
~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~"
***SIGN*** An Invite to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
**[24:08] Reigen**
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
# E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY2PEVK2Y/idiots-only-event-kin)
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***SIGN*** Black Vinegar Middle School
**[00:05] Guy**
The guys from Salt Middle School are strong!
***SIGN*** Black Vinegar Middle School Gang Leader:
Edano Tsuyoshi
**[00:08] Guy**
Damn it... So he's Salt Middle School's
Tenga the Demon!
***SIGN*** Salt Middle School
Gang Leader:
Onigawara Tenga
**[00:11] Tenga**
Is that all you've got?
That wasn't even a warm-up.
**[00:16] Guy**
Damn it!
**[00:17] Guy**
The shadow leader!
**[00:18] Guy**
Someone get Teru-san!
**[00:22] Guy**
D-Damn...
**[00:23] Guy**
That's Teru-san for you.
**[00:25] Guy**
But isn't this a bit overboard?
**[00:28] Teruki**
It had to be done.
**[00:29] Teruki**
They had the nerve to stand up to me.
***SIGN*** What's for lunch today? We can actually go out for lunch sometime, right? Right? Right? Right?
**[00:31] Teruki**
If you show idiots like these
that you're out of their league,
**[00:35] Teruki**
they'll suddenly bow down to you,
like completely different people.
***SIGN*** Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year:
**[00:38] Teruki**
Just like you guys.
***SIGN*** Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year
Hanazawa Teruki
**[00:40] Teruki**
* Not to mention, it's not a bad idea*
* having these guys indebted to me.*
***SIGN*** A.K.A.:
***SIGN*** Teru
**[00:47] Teruki**
*Be it power or people...*
**[00:49] Teruki**
* I'm going to take advantage*
* of everything I can.*
**[00:52] Teruki**
* After all, I'm the main character*
* in this world.*
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** Idiots Only Event ~Kin~
**[02:31] Mom**
Shige, wake up!
**[02:34] Mom**
You're going to be late.
**[02:38] Dimple**
Good morning. Isn't it a
lovely morning, Partner?
**[02:42] Dimple**
You surprised?
**[02:43] Dimple**
Well, you know what they say.
Yesterday's enemy could be today's friend.
**[02:47] Dimple**
Hm? You want to shake hands?
**[02:50] Dimple**
What are you—Stop! Wait, wait!
**[02:54] Dimple**
You startled me! What was that for?!
**[02:57] Mob**
I thought this might be a dream.
**[02:59] Dimple**
And when you think that,
you're supposed to pinch your own cheek!
**[03:03] Mob**
Who are you?
**[03:04] Dimple**
I'm Dimple! The head of the religious group!
**[03:07] Dimple**
You know, we had a fight
to the death yesterday!
**[03:10] Mob**
Oh... So you didn't completely disappear.
**[03:12] Dimple**
W-Wait! Hear me out!
**[03:14] Dimple**
I don't plan on living the rest
of my life as some spirit!
**[03:18] Mob**
But aren't you already dead?
**[03:20] Dimple**
You're not supposed to go there, Shige-chan.
**[03:23] Dimple**
An idol! A pro baseball player!
A movie star!
**[03:26] Dimple**
Everyone has some kind of dream!
**[03:29] Dimple**
And I have an ambition, too.
**[03:31] Dimple**
To stand at the top of all creation...
**[03:34] Dimple**
Basically, to become God!
**[03:36] Dimple**
I dream of the day that I become God.
**[03:39] Mob**
Huh... So that's why you created
that religious organization.
**[03:43] Dimple**
Though it was destroyed.
**[03:45] Dimple**
But now I know...
**[03:47] Dimple**
that in order to gain command
over people's hearts,
**[03:49] Dimple**
I just have to show off some
strong psychic powers.
**[03:53] Dimple**
Shige-chan! Pair up with me!
**[03:55] Dimple**
Let's shoot for the top of the world together!
**[03:58] Mob**
Any more final words?
**[04:00] Dimple**
Eek!
**[04:01] Dimple**
Seriously?!
**[04:03] Dimple**
I don't want to disappear yet!
**[04:05] Dimple**
I won't do anything bad anymore!
**[04:08] Mob**
Really?
**[04:09] Dimple**
Really!
**[04:12] Mob**
All right.
**[04:14] Mob**
Then I'll discuss it with my master.
**[04:16] Mob**
Don't do anything weird at my home or school.
**[04:20] Dimple**
*Talk about a softy.*
**[04:22] Dimple**
*I'll just wait for my chance to possess him.*
**[04:27] Ritsu**
Nii-san, Mom says to hurry up
and eat breakfast.
**[04:30] Mob**
Okay. I'll be right there.
**[04:32] Ritsu**
Were you talking to someone just now?
**[04:34] Mob**
Nope.
**[04:36] Ritsu**
Oh, okay.
**[04:37] Ritsu**
Anyway, hurry up.
**[04:38] Mob**
Okay.
**[04:40] Dimple**
Your brother seems pretty
smart and nice, Shige-chan.
**[04:44] Mob**
My name's Shigeo.
**[04:46] Mob**
Call me "Shige-chan" one more time,
and I'll exorcise you.
**[04:49] Dimple**
A-All right. Sorry, Sh-Shigeo.
***SIGN*** Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
**[04:53] Dimple**
* Just as I found out yesterday,*
* it's hard to read what Shigeo's thinking.*
**[04:59] Dimple**
* I must study his personal and social life*
* and try to figure him out.*
**[05:04] Dimple**
* If all goes well, Shigeo could start to*
* see me as someone who truly gets him.*
**[05:09] Dimple**
*If he eventually starts relying on me...*
**[05:15] Mezato**
Hey, Kageyama-kun.
**[05:17] Mezato**
You're Kageyama Ritsu-kun
from Class 1-3, right?
**[05:20] Ritsu**
Yeah.
**[05:21] Mezato**
I'm Mezato from Class 2-1
and the school paper.
**[05:24] Mezato**
Do you have a sec?
**[05:26] Ritsu**
So you're in the same class as my brother.
**[05:28] Ritsu**
If you want to know about his
psychic powers, ask him yourself.
**[05:31] Mezato**
Aw, come on. I have something
interesting to tell you, too.
**[05:36] Ritsu**
Did something happen with my brother?
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[05:39] Rei**
I accept.
**[05:42] Rei**
I'll exorcise this evil spirit photo,
**[05:47] Rei**
so please come back in about two hours.
**[05:52] Rei**
Graphic Exorcism!
**[05:56] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he uses CG software to edit photos
***SIGN*** Graphic Exorcism
**[06:02] Narrator**
and makes them look perfectly natural.
**[06:05] Rei**
Crap!
**[06:06] Rei**
I accidentally erased
the client's eyebrow, too!
**[06:10] Mob**
Master.
**[06:11] Rei**
Is that you, Mob? I'm a bit busy
right now, so give me a minute.
**[06:13] Dimple**
Wait... That's your master?
**[06:16] Mob**
Yup. He's Master Reigen, a psychic.
**[06:19] Dimple**
Uh, you can't be serious.
**[06:21] Mob**
What do you mean?
**[06:22] Dimple**
* I don't feel any spiritual power*
* from him at all.*
**[06:25] Dimple**
*That idiot Shigeo is totally getting used.*
**[06:29] Dimple**
*I could let him know...*
**[06:32] Dimple**
*But no, this is fine.*
**[06:35] Dimple**
*I'm going to use him to the fullest, too!*
**[06:39] Rei**
All right, it's done.
**[06:41] Mob**
Master, I've had this spirit
stuck to me since this morning.
**[06:44] Mob**
What do you think I should do?
**[06:46] Mob**
Should I erase it?
**[06:48] Rei**
Hm?
**[06:51] Dimple**
*Hmph. You won't be able to see me, you fake.*
**[06:55] Rei**
It's too weak for me to see.
***SIGN*** Wha!!?
**[06:58] Rei**
For you, it'd be about the same
as a ladybug on your shoulder.
**[07:02] Rei**
Do whatever you want.
**[07:04] Mob**
Good for you.
**[07:05] Mob**
If you don't cause any harm,
I won't erase you.
***SIGN*** A Delicious Lifestyle
MobDonalds
***SIGN*** Where Dimples Magically Appear On Your Face When You Eat
**[07:09] Ritsu**
There's nothing that triggered it.
**[07:11] Ritsu**
Nii-san was born with his psychic powers.
**[07:15] Ritsu**
Ever since I can remember,
**[07:17] Ritsu**
Nii-san has been causing
strange phenomena and showing me.
**[07:21] Ritsu**
To me, Nii-san was the standard of the world.
**[07:25] Mezato**
*Standard?*
**[07:27] Ritsu**
But it's been a while since Nii-san's
used his powers in front of others.
**[07:33] Ritsu**
What happened to my brother?
**[07:36] Mezato**
Mob-kun's caused quite a stir.
***SIGN*** We're Looking For Our God. The Psycho Helmet Religion
**[07:40] Dimple**
Doesn't this look like you, Shigeo?
**[07:42] Mob**
No.
**[07:43] Dimple**
*Hm? This phone number's... I see.*
**[07:48] Dimple**
*So now they're seeking support from Shigeo.*
**[07:52] Dimple**
*Jeez, they're so easy to read.*
**[07:56] Mezato**
Mob-kun's hidden charisma
**[07:59] Mezato**
managed to bring forth adoration
from a lot of people at once.
**[08:02] Mezato**
So much so that it formed a new religion.
**[08:05] Mezato**
I think he deserves more recognition.
**[08:09] Mezato**
So I thought I'd get an exclusive
from your point of view—
**[08:12] Ritsu**
I'll have to decline, Mezato-senpai.
**[08:15] Ritsu**
Nii-san's powers are not some sideshow.
**[08:17] Mezato**
No, that's not what I meant...
**[08:20] Mezato**
Well, maybe I did.
**[08:22] Mezato**
But he could get really popular—
**[08:23] Ritsu**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[08:29] Mezato**
*Kageyama Ritsu-kun.*
***SIGN*** Kageyama Ritsu-Class 1-3
in the student council
Hot! Top of his class
Good at sports
Good at sprints
Apparently he's fast
***SIGN*** Seems a bit hard to get close to
Has a lot of secret fans
Relationship with brother: unknown
I don't really know about Mob-kun, either
Likes tofu
Blood type: B Born 7/2
**[08:31] Mezato**
*His grades are at the top of his class,*
**[08:33] Mezato**
* and he's a hot, popular guy*
* who is great at sports.*
**[08:37] Mezato**
*He's got everything that Mob-kun doesn't.*
**[08:42] Mezato**
*Jeez...*
**[08:43] Mezato**
*People really aren't born equal...*
**[08:51] Ritsu**
*Nii-san was the standard of my world.*
**[08:55] Ritsu**
* Psychic powers were a perfectly*
* normal existence for me.*
**[08:59] Ritsu**
*Because I'm his little brother,*
**[09:01] Ritsu**
* I thought that I would be able*
* to use them, too, someday.*
**[09:05] Ritsu**
*That's what I wished for...*
**[09:07] Ritsu**
*"Charisma," my foot!*
**[09:09] Ritsu**
*"Popular," my foot!*
**[09:11] Ritsu**
*Give me a break!*
**[09:13] Ritsu**
*Psychic powers aren't that cheap!*
**[09:22] Mob**
I'm leaving now.
**[09:23] Ritsu**
Nii-san. I'll go with you.
**[09:26] Mob**
That's rare. You're usually gone early.
**[09:29] Ritsu**
There isn't a student council
meeting this morning.
**[09:32] Ritsu**
Also, I wanted to talk to you
about something.
**[09:36] Dimple**
He seems to be pretty close to you.
**[09:39] Ritsu**
Why don't you use your
psychic powers more often?
**[09:44] Mob**
I don't get any opportunities to.
**[09:46] Dimple**
And I'm telling you there's plenty!
**[09:50] Ritsu**
I guess you don't have any desires.
**[09:52] Mob**
I do, but using my powers would be pointless.
**[09:56] Ritsu**
Huh?
**[09:57] Mob**
Psychic powers aren't needed
to survive in the first place.
**[10:01] Dimple**
You're the only one who thinks that!
**[10:04] Dimple**
They're not pointless! You just haven't
realized how useful they are!
**[10:08] Ritsu**
Are there things that you can't have,
even if you use your powers?
**[10:11] Dimple**
Not at all! You can even become God!
**[10:15] Mob**
Muscles.
**[10:17] Dimple**
*What is he talking about?*
**[10:20] Mob**
Or the ability to understand girls,
or read my surroundings.
**[10:24] Mob**
I think there's even more
than that, like wisdom.
**[10:28] Mob**
I envy you, Ritsu.
**[10:37] Mob**
*Hm... Yeah.*
***SIGN*** Find the Area
**[10:39] Mob**
* I mean, psychic powers can't even*
* help you solve math problems.*
**[10:44] Dimple**
*If those powers belonged to someone else,*
**[10:47] Dimple**
* we would have seen a completely*
* different world...*
**[10:52] Goda**
What did you want with the
Body Improvement Club?
**[10:54] Goda**
This is no place for the likes of you.
**[10:59] Goda**
Unlike you guys who waste your lives away,
**[11:02] Goda**
we are living in the moment, Onigawara.
**[11:05] Tenga**
What about them?
**[11:11] Goda**
If you have something to say,
let's go outside.
**[11:13] Tenga**
*He avoided the question!*
**[11:16] Tenga**
I'll keep this short.
**[11:17] Tenga**
You guys in the Body Improvement Club
**[11:20] Tenga**
have the strongest bodies
in Salt Middle School.
**[11:23] Tenga**
I want to ask for your guys' help in order
to crush Black Vinegar Middle School!
**[11:27] Goda**
Sadly, this is lower body strengthening month,
**[11:31] Goda**
so we're busy doing squats.
**[11:34] Tenga**
Squats?! What are you...
**[11:35] Goda**
Fighting is stupid!
**[11:38] Goda**
Our muscles don't exist
for something so petty!
**[11:43] Yamazaki**
What'd you say?!
**[11:49] Shimura**
Say no to violence.
**[11:51] Tenga**
*H-He stopped Yamazaki with one hand...*
**[11:54] Tenga**
* With these musclebound freaks on our side,*
* we'd definitely be able to win!*
**[11:59] Tenga**
*What?*
**[12:00] Tenga**
* There's one guy who obviously*
* hasn't improved his body...*
**[12:05] Dimple**
Shigeo, you aren't actually
aiming for this, are you?
***SIGN*** Progress Toward
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 28%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[12:19] TV**
*Next is today's weather.*
**[12:22] TV**
*Though a lot of parts will be sunny today,*
**[12:25] TV**
*there is some instability in the atmosphere.*
**[12:27] TV**
*There is a possibility of
thunderstorms and high winds.*
**[12:31] TV**
*If you're going out, it may be a good idea
to bring along a foldable umbrella...*
**[12:33] Tenga**
You gotta fight poison with poison.
**[12:36] Tenga**
I'll send Salt Middle's extraterritoriality,
the Body Improvement Club,
**[12:39] Tenga**
to clash with Black Vinegar Middle's
shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki.
**[12:43] Kawa**
You've got that saying slightly wrong.
**[12:46] Kawa**
And the Body Improvement Club
isn't really poison...
**[12:49] Shima**
Isn't the nuance of extraterritoriality
a bit weird, too?
**[12:51] Shima**
I think he just wanted to try saying it.
**[12:53] Yamazaki**
Both of those came up in class recently.
**[12:56] Yamazaki**
Apparently Tenga-san is
actually paying attention.
**[12:59] Yamazaki**
Though he's an idiot—
**[13:05] Kawa**
Th-There it is!
**[13:06] Kawa**
Demon Rush! Tenga-san's special move
of repeated punches!
**[13:09] Kawa**
It's a legendary move that
you rarely get to see.
**[13:12] Shima**
It's supposed to be rare,
but apparently he's using it here!
**[13:16] Shima**
You really are amazing, Tenga-san.
***SIGN*** To Kageyama-kun of the Body Improvement Club <3 How are you? I'm a girl, but Kageyama-kun, I abhor you!!! I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park. <3 Please come!!!
**[13:27] Mob**
Th-This is...
**[13:31] Mob**
What is this? Abhor?
**[13:34] Mob**
Did I offend someone?
**[13:36] Dimple**
I'm assuming it's supposed
to be a love letter.
**[13:38] Dimple**
They spelled "adore" wrong.
**[13:39] Mob**
Adore? What?!
**[13:42] Dimple**
Er, that's definitely a lie.
**[13:44] Mob**
Huh?
**[13:45] Mob**
This is a lie?
**[13:47] Dimple**
That's a guy's handwriting,
so it's clearly a fake love letter.
**[13:51] Dimple**
You're too unpopular to realize, huh?
**[13:53] Mob**
So, this is a lie?
**[13:55] Dimple**
Let it go, Shigeo. Let it go.
**[13:59] Mob**
It's a li—
***SIGN*** Challenge. By Onigawara. You took real good care of us last time. Our helper will deal with you this time, so come to Ankle Park. Bring as many as you want. Don't run away, you rice bastards!!!
**[14:01] Guy**
We received a challenge.
**[14:03] Guy**
The only one with handwriting this bad
**[14:05] Guy**
is Onigawara from Salt Middle School.
**[14:08] Guy**
He doesn't give up, does he?
**[14:10] Guy**
What's this "you rice bastards" part mean?
**[14:13] Guy**
I think he wanted to write "you rat bastards."
**[14:15] Guys**
You're so smart, Edano-san.
**[14:17] Boss**
No, it's just that Onigawara is stupid.
**[14:23] Tenga**
My plan is so perfect that I scare myself.
**[14:27] Tenga**
Now we just have to wait for them to take the bait, and make our move.
**[14:32] Kawa**
I'm sure the guys from
Black Vinegar Middle will be there,
**[14:35] Kawa**
but will the guy from the
Body Improvement Club show up?
**[14:38] Kawa**
He might think it's a prank.
**[14:39] Tenga**
No, he'll definitely fall for it.
**[14:42] Tenga**
Just in case, I wrote "I'm a girl," on it.
**[14:46] Tenga**
And added a heart!
**[14:48] Shima**
*A girl wouldn't write "I'm a girl"...*
**[14:50] Yamazaki**
*Seriously, no one's going to fall for that.*
**[14:54] Narrator**
But he did.
**[14:56] Dimple**
You're seriously...
**[14:58] Mob**
Well, if a girl actually is waiting,
I'd feel bad for her.
**[15:01] Dimple**
I told you that's a fantasy!
***SIGN*** Ankle Park
**[15:04] Dimple**
Are you sure about this?
**[15:06] Dimple**
You didn't even tell the muscle guys.
**[15:08] Mob**
We're supposed to train on our own today.
**[15:11] Boss**
Hey.
**[15:12] Boss**
You're from Salt Middle School, aren't you?
**[15:14] Mob**
Huh?
**[15:19] Sagawa**
Captain Musashi, there's trouble!
***SIGN*** Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
**[15:21] Sagawa**
This was under a dumbbell.
***SIGN*** We have Kageyama. If you want him back, fight us. From Black Vinegar Middle School
**[15:24] Sagawa**
Kageyama-kun's been kidnapped!
***SIGN*** Body Improvement Club
***SIGN*** Pumped Up
**[15:30] Goda**
We're going to Black Vinegar Middle School!
**[15:32] Goda**
We're going to get Kageyama back!
**[15:35] Girl**
Hey, what do you want to do today?
**[15:37] Teruki**
What do you want to do?
**[15:39] Girl**
Well, first, go to a café...
**[15:47] Dimple**
Shigeo, do you know these guys?
**[15:50] Mob**
No, not at all.
**[15:51] Dimple**
Do you understand what's going on?
**[15:54] Mob**
No, not at all.
**[15:56] Dimple**
Your submissiveness doesn't go away, does it?
**[15:59] Guy**
For the guy that Onigawara called
in to help, he's pretty quiet.
**[16:03] Guy**
Kageyama, was it?
**[16:05] Guy**
Sorry, but we have to uphold our image,
**[16:08] Guy**
so we're going to take you hostage.
**[16:11] Dimple**
I see...
**[16:12] Dimple**
Looks like you were tricked
by that Onigawara guy, Shigeo.
**[16:16] Boss**
We've already told Onigawara
**[16:19] Boss**
that if he wants his friend back,
he needs to come get you.
**[16:23] Guy**
Though, either way, you're sort of screwed.
**[16:27] Dimple**
Shigeo.
**[16:29] Dimple**
Thugs and politicians care about
their image more than anything.
**[16:33] Dimple**
Make sure you're ready to release
your powers at any time.
**[16:37] Mob**
You're not supposed to use psychic
powers against other people.
**[16:40] Dimple**
* Tch! He's always so accepting of things,*
* but he's so staunch when it comes to that.*
**[16:45] Dimple**
* Just use your damn powers*
* in a situation like this!*
**[16:50] Guy**
The guys from Salt Middle School
are here to fight!
**[16:52] Boss**
About time, Onigawara.
**[16:55] Boss**
They shouldn't have been able to
recover from their wounds yet.
**[16:59] Boss**
Let's finish them off!
**[17:02] Guy**
Actually, that's not it!
**[17:03] Guy**
It's not Onigawara,
**[17:05] Guy**
but these guys in short sleeves and
shorts who I've never seen before!
**[17:09] Guy**
Not to mention...
**[17:11] Guy**
They're insanely strong!
**[17:14] Boss**
*Who the hell are these guys?*
**[17:21] Boss**
Wh-Who are you?
**[17:23] Goda**
I'm the captain of the Body Improvement
Club at Salt Middle School, Goda Musashi.
***SIGN*** Goda Musashi
**[17:29] Goda**
Bring Kageyama out here.
**[17:31] Boss**
Kageyama...?
**[17:32] Guy**
Who's that?
**[17:33] Mob**
Huh? Captain Musashi?
What are you guys doing here?
**[17:38] Boss**
*It's him?!*
**[17:39] Mob**
Oh, I just had something to do.
***SIGN*** Kage
***SIGN*** Kageyama
**[17:41] Guy**
*This guy wasn't a helper...*
**[17:42] Mob**
I promise I'm not slacking.
**[17:43] Guy**
*He was a landmine!*
**[17:45] Boss**
Damn it! Onigawara tricked us!
**[17:50] Goda**
It looks like you're not hurt.
**[17:51] Sagawa**
All right, let's go, Kageyama-kun.
**[17:53] Mob**
Okay.
**[17:54] Guy**
We need to get back and work out.
**[17:58] Boss**
Stop messing around!
**[18:01] Boss**
Like we'd just let you leave!
**[18:04] Boss**
You're all going to bleed!
**[18:06] Boss**
Get 'em, boys!
**[18:34] Guy**
Hurry... and get Teru-san...
**[18:36] Boss**
I called him a long time ago.
**[18:38] Boss**
But he's late...
**[18:40] Boss**
Is that bastard flirting
with some girl again?
**[18:46] Teruki**
Did some gorillas wander in?
**[18:48] Teruki**
Apparently you need to be disciplined.
**[18:50] Boss**
Teru-san!
**[18:52] Teruki**
Are you aware of the term
"organized violence"?
**[18:55] Teruki**
Those pieces of trash lying around here
**[18:58] Teruki**
are the symbols of my authority
within my life at school.
**[19:02] Teruki**
And now that you've shattered that,
**[19:04] Teruki**
you've basically thrown mud in my face.
**[19:08] Goda**
Are you a delinquent, too?
**[19:11] Boss**
He's our shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki-san!
**[19:15] Boss**
Teru-san, these guys think they're tough,
so please teach them a lesson.
**[19:19] Teruki**
Edano, as of today, you need to
step down from being the leader.
**[19:22] Teruki**
You're too small-minded.
**[19:24] Edano**
Huh? Please wait...
**[19:30] Teruki**
My dignity's on the line.
**[19:32] Shimura**
It looked like he just teleported.
**[19:35] Kumagawa**
I think you're just seeing things.
**[19:37] Goda**
We got what we came for.
**[19:39] Goda**
We'll be going now.
**[19:41] Teruki**
I'm the one who decides
whether or not you leave.
**[19:47] Goda**
Very well...
**[19:48] Goda**
I don't feel right about facing someone
with such a frail body, but...
**[19:53] Teruki**
Society always underestimates me...
**[19:56] Teruki**
Fools who don't try to
look beneath the surface...
**[20:00] Teruki**
That's why you're so easy to control.
**[20:03] Teruki**
The star doesn't get to bask in
the spotlight because he's the star.
**[20:05] Teruki**
The star gets to be the star
*because* he basks in the spotlight.
**[20:08] Teruki**
If you have your own spotlight,
**[20:11] Teruki**
bugs with low IQs always flock to you.
**[20:15] Goda**
What are you talking about?
**[20:16] Teruki**
Hey, vermin. Stop hiding and come on out.
**[20:22] Goda**
Onigawara!
**[20:23] Teruki**
So it's you.
**[20:25] Tenga**
Hurry up and crush him!
**[20:33] Tenga**
Damn it! Take this!
**[20:42] Tenga**
*It's heavy...*
**[20:43] Tenga**
*It's just a slap, but it packs a real punch!*
**[20:46] Tenga**
*He's tiny, but he swings like a bear.*
**[20:50] Tenga**
*Are you even human? You monster!*
**[20:54] Goda**
I'm impressed.
**[20:58] Goda**
You managed to blow us away
despite the weight difference.
**[21:01] Goda**
You must have some uniquely
excellent muscles.
**[21:04] Teruki**
Muscles?
**[21:21] Tenga**
You bastard!
**[21:23] Tenga**
You're gonna see hell!
**[21:25] Tenga**
Demon Rush!
**[21:27] Tenga**
*What?!*
**[21:28] Tenga**
*My fists aren't reaching him!*
**[21:30] Teruki**
Muscles and fighting techniques...
This is why average people are so sad.
**[21:35] Teruki**
I'll show you something.
**[21:39] Tenga**
*That was close!*
**[21:47] Teruki**
The leader, eh?
**[21:52] Teruki**
Hm?
**[21:54] Teruki**
Wow, one of you is apparently pretty tough.
**[21:59] Teruki**
*What's with this guy?*
**[22:01] Teruki**
* His presence barely registers,*
* so I didn't even notice him.*
**[22:04] Teruki**
*Or rather, why's he tied up?*
**[22:07] Mob**
You shouldn't use them against people.
**[22:09] Teruki**
What are you talking about?
**[22:11] Mob**
I'm talking about your psychic powers...
**[22:14] Mob**
that you've been hitting them with.
**[22:18] Mob**
Let alone use them for fighting...
***SIGN*** Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 45%
**[23:56] Rei**
Teru, the handsome esper who attacks Mob...
**[23:58] Rei**
As men flee while psychic powers and knives
fly around the thunderous battlefield,
**[24:01] Rei**
a mysterious figure appears,
and a miracle happens!
**[24:04] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 5:
**[24:06] Rei**
"OCHIMUSHA ~Psychic Powers and Me~"
***SIGN*** OCHIMUSHA ~Psychic Powers and Me~
**[24:08] Rei**
Blu-ray? Another excellent decision.
# E5 - Ochimusha ~Psychic Powers and Me~
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***SIGN*** Black Vinegar Private Middle School
**[00:04] Dimple**
Man, what a surprise.
**[00:06] Dimple**
I guess there are espers
other than you, Shigeo.
**[00:10] Dimple**
But it looks like he's
pretty surprised himself.
**[00:13] Teruki**
Impossible...
**[00:15] Teruki**
Are you a natural?
**[00:17] Teruki**
There's another like me?
**[00:19] Teruki**
What is the creepy-looking
ball of energy next to you?
**[00:22] Dimple**
What?
**[00:23] Teruki**
Are you its master?
**[00:25] Mob**
No, it's haunting me.
**[00:28] Teruki**
Well, whatever.
**[00:31] Teruki**
There are a bunch of questions
I want to ask you,
**[00:33] Teruki**
but before that, we need
to establish something...
**[00:36] Teruki**
The hierarchy here.
**[00:38] Mob**
Say what?
***SIGN*** Progress Towards
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 45%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 46%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** OCHIMUSHA ~Psychic Powers and Me~
**[02:18] Dimple**
Be careful just in case, Shigeo.
**[02:20] Dimple**
Even you could get tripped up
if you're not care—
**[02:26] Mob**
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
**[02:28] Teruki**
What?!
**[02:29] Mob**
Why are you attacking me?
I haven't done anything.
**[02:33] Mob**
Let's be...
**[02:36] Dimple**
He's on guard.
**[02:39] Dimple**
*Not that I don't understand how he feels.*
**[02:42] Dimple**
* I bet he's lived his life so far as*
* the big fish in a very small pond.*
**[02:46] Dimple**
* And for the first time ever, he's meeting*
* someone that could be his natural enemy.*
**[02:50] Dimple**
* If he doesn't establish*
* his superiority right now,*
**[02:54] Dimple**
*he won't be satisfied, I'm sure.*
**[02:56] Dimple**
But, that aside...
**[02:58] Dimple**
What's with those weird movements?
They're kinda like wire action.
**[03:01] Mob**
Telekinesis.
**[03:03] Mob**
It lets you move objects around, and stuff.
**[03:05] Dimple**
You're not gonna do it?
**[03:07] Mob**
I get nauseous, so no.
**[03:09] Teruki**
* I use telekinesis to teleport*
* close to my opponent*
**[03:12] Teruki**
*and blow him away with my Psycho Fist.*
**[03:14] Teruki**
* This dancing strategy that I've perfected*
* to use against average people*
**[03:17] Teruki**
* apparently looks like nothing more*
* than weird movements against him.*
**[03:21] Teruki**
Damn it!
**[03:23] Dimple**
Shigeo, you need to teach him a lesson here.
**[03:26] Dimple**
Show him who's boss.
**[03:28] Dimple**
Come on. Look at how he's standing.
He's gonna attack again.
**[03:31] Dimple**
You need to hit him with something big, too.
**[03:34] Mob**
No.
**[03:35] Mob**
You're not supposed to use
psychic powers against people.
**[03:38] Dimple**
You idiot! Look at who you're talking about!
**[03:41] Dimple**
He's put his psychic powers to good use
and is living a fulfilling life!
**[03:46] Dimple**
And then look at you.
**[03:48] Dimple**
You live a dull lifestyle,
with one boring day after another.
**[03:51] Dimple**
Do you think there's anything appealing
about you without your psychic powers?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Someone**
Listen up!
**[03:58] (Flashback) Someone**
We were born with special powers
that other people don't have,
**[04:03] (Flashback) Someone**
but we mustn't let it get to our heads
and think we're special.
**[04:07] (Flashback) Someone**
People who are fast,
***SIGN*** 39th Choral Competition
**[04:09] (Flashback) Someone**
people who sing well,
**[04:11] (Flashback) Someone**
people who are book smart,
**[04:13] (Flashback) Someone**
people who are good at talking,
**[04:15] (Flashback) Someone**
and people who can use psychic powers...
**[04:17] (Flashback) Someone**
You can't put one over the other.
**[04:20] (Flashback) Someone**
Being confident about your powers is fine,
but you mustn't get conceited.
**[04:24] (Flashback) Someone**
Depending on how we use our powers,
they can also be deadly weapons.
**[04:28] (Flashback) Someone**
They're just like knives.
**[04:30] (Flashback) Someone**
What are you not supposed to do with knives?
**[04:33] (Flashback) Mob**
Point them at people?
**[04:35] (Flashback) Someone**
So you do get it.
Make sure you never forget that.
**[04:39] (Flashback) Rei**
That's the moral code people like us
with special powers need to live by.
**[04:43] Dimple**
That all gets ruined once
you know Reigen said it.
**[04:46] Mob**
Anyway, I won't use them in a fight.
**[04:49] Mob**
Also, I don't want to live a life
having to rely on psychic powers.
**[04:53] Mob**
I'm going to find some other
potential within me.
**[04:56] Mob**
Not to mention, I started working out.
**[04:59] Mob**
I'm going to change.
**[05:01] Dimple**
You say that, but...
**[05:04] Dimple**
Shigeo!
**[05:05] Teruki**
How about that?!
**[05:07] Teruki**
That was a telekinetic tackle
with all my weight behind it.
**[05:10] Teruki**
A life without using psychic powers?
**[05:14] Teruki**
How stupid!
**[05:15] Teruki**
There's no reason to live your life
stooping to the level of average people!
**[05:20] Teruki**
Other potentials are absolutely useless!
**[05:23] Teruki**
Working out? Studying?
**[05:25] Teruki**
Leave all that crap to the average people!
**[05:31] Teruki**
Brain, brawn, and even the law
are all powerless before my gift!
**[05:36] Teruki**
I'm special, and the world
revolves around me!
**[05:41] Dimple**
Jeez, I guess there's no choice.
**[05:44] Dimple**
Hey, little boy. How about
we just call this a draw?
**[05:48] Teruki**
Not happening.
**[05:50] Teruki**
Ending up in a draw with a guy like that
would be the biggest disgrace in my life.
**[05:54] Dimple**
I can't have you breaking Shigeo, either.
**[05:59] Dimple**
He has no intention of fighting back,
so he's obviously going to lose.
**[06:02] Dimple**
That... wouldn't be good.
**[06:06] Mob**
Dimple?
**[06:07] Dimple**
Most of my spiritual power's been erased,
**[06:10] Dimple**
so I'm pretty much just some
scraps left over, but...
**[06:13] Dimple**
Even then, I shouldn't have any problems
disciplining a cocky little brat.
**[06:19] Dimple**
Shigeo's a man who can become a god.
He's not a second-rate loser like—
**[06:25] Mob**
Huh?
**[06:29] Mob**
Dimple!
**[06:31] Teruki**
I erased that thing with my Psycho Wave.
**[06:34] Teruki**
From the core, so there wouldn't
be a single shred left.
**[06:38] Mob**
Dimple's been exorcised...
***SIGN*** Progress Towards
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 48%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 49%
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 50%
**[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple**
Forget about your club.
**[06:46] (Flashback) Dimple**
Work on your psychic powers instead!
**[06:49] (Flashback) Dimple**
Tsubomi-chan, eh? She's got a nice ass.
**[06:52] (Flashback) Dimple**
Who the hell are you calling a ladybug?!
**[06:54] (Flashback) Dimple**
I'm gonna send your master to the hospital.
**[06:56] (Flashback) Dimple**
I'll make you popular.
**[07:00] (Flashback) Dimple**
Hey! Want me to show you
how to use X-ray vision?
**[07:03] (Flashback) Dimple**
I don't know either, you perv!
**[07:05] (Flashback) Dimple**
Just for a sec, would you
let me take over your body?
**[07:11] Mob**
Dimple...
**[07:13] Teruki**
What? Are you so shocked
that your pet was erased?
**[07:18] Mob**
Not really.
***SIGN*** Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 50%
**[07:22] Teruki**
Yeah, I guess you wouldn't be...
**[07:24] Teruki**
After all, it was sort of a pointless
existence to begin with.
**[07:29] Teruki**
Though that goes for you, too.
**[07:32] Teruki**
Compared to me, you're third-rate.
Nothing but small fry.
**[07:36] (Flashback) Dimple**
You can become big! I guarantee it!
**[07:39] Teruki**
Some idiots get the wrong idea
if things aren't spelled out for them.
**[07:43] Teruki**
They think they can be someone
if they actually try.
**[07:47] (Flashback) Dimple**
Be more confident, Shigeo!
After all, you're the main character!
**[07:54] Teruki**
What? What's with that look?
**[07:58] Mob**
Hey, why do you have to belittle others
**[08:01] Mob**
by calling them average or small fry?
**[08:04] Teruki**
Wha?
**[08:05] Mob**
Well, I just realized that he might
actually have been an okay guy, that's all...
**[08:10] Mob**
Compared to you.
**[08:12] Teruki**
What?
**[08:15] Teruki**
Don't...
**[08:18] Teruki**
think that you can keep that
smug look on your face forever!
**[08:24] Teruki**
I'll make you submit to me
with my psychic powers!
**[08:27] Teruki**
I'm gonna come at you with
full power and no brakes!
**[08:30] Mob**
That's dangerous.
**[08:31] Mob**
If it wasn't me, you could hurt someone.
**[08:33] Mob**
Stop that.
**[08:34] Teruki**
Are you trying to say that
you won't get hurt?
**[08:37] Teruki**
Quit underestimating my powers!
**[09:00] Teruki**
What's wrong? You just going
to keep defending yourself?
**[09:03] Mob**
I told you to stop that.
**[09:06] Teruki**
Show me your powers!
**[09:12] Teruki**
If you're not going to show me your powers,
**[09:14] Teruki**
I guess we'll have to try something else.
**[09:17] Teruki**
I'll just see how much you can take
by administering an endurance test.
**[09:34] Mob**
Ow.
**[09:36] Teruki**
The home ec room.
**[09:41] Mob**
Knives are dangerous. You shouldn't point—
**[09:44] Teruki**
Don't order me around.
You'll reduce your lifespan that way.
**[09:48] Teruki**
* Of course, I have no*
* intention of killing him,*
**[09:50] Teruki**
* but I'm sure he'll feel like*
* fighting back now.*
**[09:54] Mob**
Will you stop? This is going
to cause an accident.
**[09:57] Teruki**
Huh?
**[10:06] Teruki**
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
**[10:10] Mob**
*A huge accident has occurred.*
**[10:15] Teruki**
I'm going to kill you!
***SIGN*** Top of
***SIGN*** Teru's Head
***SIGN*** Top of Teru's Head 0%
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[10:29] Teruki**
You'll pay for this.
**[10:31] Teruki**
I won't forgive you, even if you apologize!
**[10:43] Teruki**
You...
**[10:44] Teruki**
You totally thought I look even more
like an ochimusha now, didn't you?
**[10:48] Mob**
Huh? I didn't say that.
**[10:50] Teruki**
So you did think it.
**[10:52] Teruki**
No, that's fine. I'll admit it.
This shameful sight! This truth!
**[10:57] Teruki**
And I'll acknowledge you, too.
**[11:00] Teruki**
What's your name?
**[11:02] Mob**
Kageyama... Kageyama Shigeo.
**[11:05] Teruki**
Kageyama... I'm Hanazawa. Hanazawa Teruki.
**[11:10] Mob**
Hi, Hanazawa-kun. Nice to meet you.
**[11:13] Teruki**
No, not as a friend.
**[11:15] Teruki**
I acknowledged you as an enemy.
**[11:17] Teruki**
By doing that, I can get even
more serious about this.
**[11:27] Mob**
S-Stop this already.
**[11:29] Teruki**
If you want to stop this, make me stop!
**[11:32] Teruki**
Come on, come on, come on! What's wrong?
**[11:34] Teruki**
Fight back, or you'll wind up badly hurt!
**[11:36] Teruki**
You're dealing with me!
**[11:38] Teruki**
I'm popular, and the
main character of the world!
**[11:42] Teruki**
Everything revolves around me!
**[11:45] Teruki**
Hanazawa Teruki is the chosen one!
**[11:50] Mob**
Why? How can you be so
confident in yourself?
**[11:54] Teruki**
What a stupid question!
**[11:55] Teruki**
It's because I have psychic powers!
**[11:58] Teruki**
It's the power to control all!
**[12:01] Teruki**
And you are my first enemy!
**[12:04] Teruki**
Now, attack me!
Let's have a test of strength!
**[12:08] Mob**
No.
**[12:09] Teruki**
Why?! I'm telling you that it's okay!
**[12:13] Mob**
Because... I don't want to
injure you really badly.
**[12:16] Teruki**
Wha?
**[12:19] Teruki**
What a funny joke!
**[12:21] Teruki**
Don't compare me to those average people.
**[12:24] Teruki**
I'm on a completely different level
than them as living creatures.
**[12:28] Mob**
Being able to use psychic
powers isn't that...
**[12:31] Teruki**
What?
**[12:32] Mob**
Oh, well, I just thought you were
going a bit overboard.
**[12:35] Teruki**
You're the only person who
could make that argument.
**[12:39] Teruki**
That's why you're an eyesore!
**[12:42] Mob**
Oh, I just realized why you
hold such animosity toward me.
**[12:48] Mob**
You don't like me because we're the same.
**[12:50] Mob**
You're sort of like me, Hanazawa-kun...
**[12:53] Mob**
Not the fact that we both
have psychic powers,
**[12:55] Mob**
but the fact that you have no confidence
in yourself, just like me.
**[12:58] Mob**
If you take away your psychic powers,
there'll be nothing left.
**[13:01] Mob**
You'll be empty.
**[13:03] Mob**
You're scared of that realization.
**[13:05] Mob**
No friends, and no standing out.
**[13:08] Mob**
Just another average loser
who won't leave a mark.
**[13:12] Mob**
That's me.
**[13:14] Mob**
Deep down, you're the same as me.
**[13:17] Mob**
You just don't want to admit that you're
nothing without your psychic powers—
**[13:20] Teruki**
No!
**[13:22] Teruki**
Quit dreaming! The two of us
are completely different!
**[13:27] Mob**
We're the same.
**[13:28] Mob**
From my perspective, you're totally average.
**[13:31] Teruki**
Shut up!
**[13:35] Mob**
*He's not using his powers...*
**[13:45] Teruki**
What am I doing? How did this happen?
**[13:49] Teruki**
Damn it, it's you! This is all your fault!
**[13:54] Teruki**
Everything was perfect.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Guy**
Teru-kun, you got another perfect score?
**[13:57] Teruki**
As long as I used my powers,
**[13:59] Teruki**
everything went exactly
how I wanted it to go.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Guy**
What was that shot? That was amazing!
**[14:03] (Flashback) Guys**
We're sorry! Please forgive us!
**[14:05] Teruki**
And yet, you took my world...
**[14:08] (Flashback) Girl**
U-Um... I made some cookies,
if you'd like some.
**[14:10] Teruki**
You... Your existence...
**[14:15] Teruki**
destroyed that!
**[14:18] Teruki**
Damn it!
**[14:20] Teruki**
Use them! Use your psychic powers!
**[14:26] Mob**
*No...*
**[14:29] Mob**
*I can't use them...*
**[14:32] Mob**
*against people!*
**[14:34] Teruki**
*Is he coming?!*
**[14:40] Teruki**
What the heck was that?
**[14:42] Teruki**
Just how much are you going to
keep rejecting me?
**[14:45] Teruki**
Hey, Kageyama. Didn't you say
that you started working out?
**[14:49] Teruki**
That means that no matter how hard
you try, that's all you've got.
**[14:56] Teruki**
People can't change that easily.
**[15:00] Teruki**
Just give it up. Use your psychic powers.
**[15:04] Teruki**
Otherwise, I'm going to...
**[15:09] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Give it back!
**[15:10] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Give us back our New Year's money!
**[15:13] (Flashback) Guy**
Don't get so cocky, brat. I'll kill you.
**[15:17] (Flashback) Mob**
Ritsu!
**[15:18] (Flashback) Guy**
You stay out of this!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Nii-san!
**[15:24] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Nii-sa...
**[15:27] (Flashback) Ritsu**
It hurts, Nii-san...
**[15:30] Mob**
*I'm going to change.*
**[15:35] Mob**
*I won't use them.*
**[15:38] Mob**
*I'm going to change.*
**[15:49] Teruki**
Huh? Hey, Kageyama?
**[15:51] Teruki**
Hey... Hey! Wake up!
**[15:54] Teruki**
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
**[15:56] Teruki**
Kageyama...
**[16:02] Narrator**
Kageyama Shigeo and Hanazawa Teruki.
**[16:06] Narrator**
The battle between these two espers
never reached its conclusion.
**[16:11] Narrator**
As a result of rejecting each other's ideals,
**[16:14] Narrator**
there was no victor,
**[16:15] Narrator**
and they were only left with a feeling
of emptiness deep in their hearts.
**[16:21] Narrator**
Or so it seemed...
**[16:30] Teruki**
What... is that?
**[16:34] Teruki**
*Do you finally feel like fighting?*
**[16:37] Teruki**
Good! In the end, you couldn't
stay true to your ideals, either!
**[16:41] Teruki**
Bring it! Ultimate Barrier!
**[16:53] Teruki**
You used them! Kageyama!
**[16:56] Teruki**
You finally couldn't stand it anymore
and used your psychic powers!
**[17:01] Teruki**
You used them against another person!
**[17:05] Teruki**
*Huh?*
**[17:06] Teruki**
* Is he unconscious?*
* Then what the hell is this power?*
**[17:12] Teruki**
*What...*
**[17:14] Teruki**
*My powers are being sucked in by Kageyama...*
**[17:17] Teruki**
* No, that's not all... All of the*
* energy in the atmosphere...*
**[17:21] Teruki**
* Are you telling me his vessel*
* is able to handle this much?*
**[17:26] Narrator**
Teru sensed in there something
that must never be touched.
**[17:31] Narrator**
Something incomparable, its identity unknown.
**[17:40] Teruki**
You're kidding... What in
the world did I awaken?
**[17:53] Teruki**
That's enough! I'm sorry!
**[17:56] Teruki**
I won't use my psychic powers
against other people!
**[18:06] Teruki**
Oh, I guess...
**[18:09] Teruki**
I'm actually just an average person...
**[18:20] Narrator**
It didn't take long for Mob to realize.
**[18:23] Narrator**
He failed to change.
**[18:26] Narrator**
He caused another accident
because of his psychic powers.
**[18:32] Narrator**
He didn't know where to direct his emotions.
**[18:36] Narrator**
He was overwhelmed, his powerlessness
born from contradictions.
**[18:40] Narrator**
The feeling that he would never
be able to conquer himself...
**[18:44] Narrator**
Sadness.
**[18:50] Narrator**
This was Mob's meager attempt
at resistance towards himself.
**[19:09] Mob**
Hanazawa-kun, um...
**[19:11] Mob**
I'm sorry about your clothes an—
**[19:11] Teruki**
W-Wait! Kageyama, I'm...
**[19:15] Edano**
Ow... What happened with the fight?
**[19:18] Guy**
It's Teru-san! He's right over there.
**[19:21] Edano**
Huh? What the hell?
**[19:23] Edano**
He's been brutally executed!
**[19:26] Edano**
I-I'm not gonna let that happen to my hair!
**[19:28] Teruki**
Those guys...
**[19:30] Teruki**
You just saw it, Kageyama.
It's just as you said...
**[19:34] Teruki**
If you take away our psychic powers...
**[19:36] Sagawa**
Kageyama-kun!
**[19:38] Mob**
Ah, guys...
**[19:40] Goda**
Hey, Kageyama, are you hurt?
**[19:43] Mob**
I'm fine.
**[19:45] Goda**
All right, then, good.
**[19:47] Goda**
We're gonna go back and do more squats!
**[19:50] Teruki**
There's nothing I can even say.
**[19:53] Teruki**
I completely lost.
***SIGN*** Under Construction
**[20:13] Narrator**
Mob searched for about three hours,
but he couldn't find Dimple.
**[20:20] Mob**
I'm home.
**[20:25] Ritsu**
Nii-san?
**[20:27] Ritsu**
Welcome home. You're gonna catch a cold.
**[20:30] Mob**
Thanks.
**[20:32] Ritsu**
You're home late today. Do you want to eat?
**[20:37] Mob**
Nah. I'm gonna head to bed.
**[20:40] Ritsu**
You seem down. Did something happen?
**[20:45] Ritsu**
If you need to talk, I'll be
happy to listen. Good night.
**[20:48] Mob**
Ritsu.
**[20:50] Mob**
I'm sorry about that one time.
**[20:53] Ritsu**
That one time?
**[20:55] Ritsu**
You mean when you got carsick and
threw up into the hood of my jacket?
**[20:58] Mob**
No... Well, I'm sorry about that, too.
**[21:03] Mob**
I really can't remember what happened
**[21:05] Mob**
with that accident
involving my psychic powers.
**[21:09] Mob**
What... did I do to you back then?
**[21:13] Ritsu**
Oh, you mean when those high school kids
picked a fight with us.
**[21:17] Ritsu**
You didn't do anything to me, Nii-san.
**[21:20] Ritsu**
One of the punks kicked
me away, and I got hurt.
**[21:24] Ritsu**
But you protected me, Nii-san.
**[21:28] Ritsu**
You should get over it already. Good night.
**[21:38] TV**
*Today, after 5 PM, countless
people have reported seeing*
**[21:42] TV**
*a supernatural phenomenon in the stormy
skies above Seasoning City.*
***SIGN*** (An ochimusha) was flying!
**[21:45] TV**
*Among the rubble,*
**[21:47] TV**
*there were also reports of what looked
like a person flying up into the air,*
**[21:50] TV**
*but we have not been able to confirm
any victims or their well-being.*
**[21:51] Ritsu**
*Back then...*
**[21:53] (Flashback) Mob**
Ritsu!
**[21:53] (Flashback) Guy**
You stay out of this!
**[22:00] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Nii-san!
***SIGN*** A Supernatural Phenomenon in the Skies Above Seasoning City!?
***SIGN*** Footage Submitted by a Viewer
**[22:06] TV**
* The theory that this was man-made*
* is gaining traction.*
**[22:10] Ritsu**
*That wasn't Nii-san.*
**[22:19] Mob**
*I have no appetite.*
**[22:23] Narrator**
He caught a cold.
**[23:56] Rei**
His overwhelming desire for psychic powers
makes Ritsu-kun stray from the right path.
**[23:59] Rei**
Having no idea that was happening,
Mob goes on a carefree date with Tome.
**[24:02] Rei**
Hey, now, Mob. This isn't the time for that!
**[24:05] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 6:
**[24:06] Rei**
"Discord ~To Become One~"
***SIGN*** Discord ~To Become One~
**[24:08] Rei**
First-press limited edition?
That is the absolute best decision.
# E6 - Discord ~To Become One~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRQ4QNGEY/discord-to-become-one)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Wow!
**[00:04] (Flashback) Ritsu**
It feels so good!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Hey, do you think
I'll be able to do this, too?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Mob**
Yeah.
**[00:10] (Flashback) Mob**
Of course you will. You're my little brother.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
***SIGN*** Discord ~To Become One~
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[02:10] Rei**
We will now begin the seance.
***SIGN*** Client: Hitoshi
**[02:22] Hitoshi**
I-Is that you, Dad?
**[02:24] Hitoshi**
Do you know who I am?
**[02:28] Rei**
Oh, Hitoshi...
**[02:31] Rei**
I never thought the day would come
when I got to see your face again...
**[02:36] Hitoshi**
Dad...
**[02:38] Hitoshi**
When did you learn to speak Japanese so well?
**[02:41] Rei**
Okay, logging out for a sec.
**[02:44] Hitoshi**
Huh?
**[02:44] Rei**
Sorry, I'm not getting a very good signal.
**[02:47] Rei**
Were you satisfied?
**[02:48] Hitoshi**
No!
**[02:50] Hitoshi**
Please call him back!
**[02:51] Rei**
Hey, please calm down.
**[02:54] Rei**
Seances take a lot of concentration.
**[02:56] Rei**
By the way, where is your father from?
**[03:00] Hitoshi**
New Jersey in America.
**[03:03] Rei**
All foreign languages will be
auto-translated into Japanese.
**[03:06] Rei**
This is an advanced technique
that does something-or-other
**[03:08] Rei**
to the wavelength of the spirit's languages,
**[03:10] Rei**
but there will not be an additional fee.
**[03:12] Hitoshi**
That's amazing! But I'm okay with English.
**[03:16] Rei**
Now, then...
**[03:18] Rei**
Oh, Hitoshi! How have you been?
**[03:22] Hitoshi**
It's Japanese... Well, whatever.
Dad, do you remember?
**[03:27] Hitoshi**
Remember how we used to
play ball when I was a kid?
**[03:29] Hitoshi**
And we did that one thing that
was popular on TV back then?
**[03:33] Hitoshi**
Show it to me one more time!
**[03:41] Hitoshi**
Dad?
**[03:45] Hitoshi**
Huh? What was that...
**[03:47] Rei**
"Cheeseburger Tornado,"
the main character's special move
**[03:51] Rei**
in "Junk Food Fighter Michael,"
the super popular show at the time.
**[03:54] Hitoshi**
Huh? What the heck?
**[03:55] Rei**
Anyway, Hitoshi...
**[03:57] Rei**
Cut to the chase and tell me what you want.
**[04:00] Hitoshi**
Dad...
**[04:03] Hitoshi**
If being cordial won't work, then screw it!
**[04:05] Hitoshi**
Yo, you shitty old man!
**[04:07] Hitoshi**
Tell me the password to the hidden safe!
I know there's a fortune in there!
**[04:11] Reigen**
Um, I think the password was my birthday...
**[04:15] Hitoshi**
Don't give me that crap!
It's thirteen letters of the alphabet!
**[04:18] Hitoshi**
With that money,
I'll chill for the rest of my life!
**[04:21] Rei**
Oh, now I remember!
**[04:24] Rei**
The password is...
**[04:27] Rei**
"GETAJOBYOUBUM"!
***SIGN*** Cheeseburger Tornado
**[04:30] Narrator**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he uses his whole body like a spring
**[04:34] Narrator**
and smashes his fist into his opponent's
face with a powerful spin.
**[04:40] Rei**
Crap! The client's consciousness logged out!
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Limited Time Offer
Get 3 evil spirit
exorcisms for the
price of 2!
**[04:44] Mob**
Did he pass out?
**[04:46] Rei**
Yeah... But, well, it was self-defense.
**[04:50] Mob**
Self-defense...
**[04:52] Reigen**
What? You look a bit pale.
**[04:54] Mob**
If it's self-defense,
**[04:56] Mob**
is it okay to shave off someone's hair,
rip off their clothes,
***SIGN*** Teru
**[04:59] Mob**
destroy their pride,
make them lose their friends,
**[05:02] Mob**
and destroy the school they go to?
**[05:07] Reigen**
How can you do that much in self-defense?
**[05:10] Mob**
There are times when my psychic powers
go out of control...
**[05:14] Mob**
And it happens when I'm unconscious, to boot.
**[05:17] Mob**
I don't want these powers anymore.
**[05:20] Rei**
If nothing else, they're of use to me.
**[05:24] Rei**
And it's not just me.
**[05:25] Rei**
Think of all of the clients
you helped with those powers.
**[05:30] Rei**
Don't just focus on the negatives.
**[05:32] Rei**
It's all about how you use knives, remember?
**[05:35] Rei**
Don't suppress yourself.
**[05:36] Rei**
You're the one who holds the keys
to maximizing your potential.
**[05:39] Rei**
Trust me.
**[05:41] Rei**
You'll be fine.
**[05:45] Yamazaki**
Huh?
**[05:46] Yamazaki**
The shadow leader system?
**[05:48] Onigawara**
Yeah.
**[05:49] Onigawara**
I completely lost to that
shadow leader named Hanazawa,
**[05:53] Onigawara**
but the guy who beat him
is from Salt Middle School.
**[05:56] Shima**
Someone that strong?
**[05:58] Onigawara**
Yeah. We're gonna have him
be our shadow leader.
**[06:02] Mezato**
You're the one who caused the supernatural
incident at Black Vinegar Middle, right?
**[06:06] Mob**
U-Um...
**[06:07] Mezato**
You're basically the only person
who could do that.
**[06:10] Mezato**
Oh, but according to the rumors...
**[06:13] Mezato**
There's a kid at Black Vinegar Middle
who easily throws people around, too.
**[06:16] Mezato**
Maybe he's an esper just like you...
**[06:21] Mezato**
And then you two met at Black
Vinegar Middle School, and fought.
**[06:25] Mezato**
An esper battle!
That's what happened, right?
**[06:27] Tome**
*Twitch, twitch.*
**[06:29] Mezato**
You don't want to talk about it?
**[06:32] Mezato**
That's enough for today, then.
**[06:34] Mezato**
But someday, you're definitely
going to tell me all about it.
**[06:41] Tome**
Mob-kun?!
**[06:42] Tome**
You mean that wasn't the work of aliens?
**[06:45] Tome**
And that aside, there are
espers other than yourself?
**[06:49] Mob**
Yes...
**[06:53] Tome**
You can find them, right?
**[06:55] Mob**
Huh? I've only met one other in my life.
**[06:58] Tome**
That's strange. What about your master?
**[07:01] Mob**
Ah...
**[07:02] Mob**
Come to think of it, I don't
sense anything from my master.
**[07:05] Mob**
But that's because his powers
are spiritual, not psychic.
***SIGN*** Psychic
***SIGN*** Spiritual
**[07:09] Tome**
What kind of rule is that?
**[07:11] Tome**
Well, whatever.
Let's go on a date after this.
**[07:13] Mob**
Huh?
**[07:15] Tome**
We're going to find other
telepathic people together!
**[07:17] Tome**
And then take our first step toward
connecting with outer space!
**[07:22] Mob**
But I'm not in the Telepathy Club.
**[07:26] Goda**
Black Vinegar Middle School's shadow leader?
**[07:28] Goda**
I lost to him.
That guy had some nice muscles.
**[07:32] Tenga**
Th-Then who beat him?
**[07:35] Tenga**
It was someone from your club, right?
**[07:36] Goda**
He's a gentleman who
usually dislikes violence.
**[07:40] Goda**
Do not involve him in this. Begone.
**[07:43] Onigawara**
Tch. Damn that Musashi...
**[07:47] Onigawara**
Hey.
**[07:48] Mob**
Huh? Y-Yes?
**[07:50] Onigawara**
You were picked on by the guys from Black
Vinegar Middle School last week, weren't you?
**[07:54] Onigawara**
That was all my fault. Sorry about that.
**[07:57] Mob**
Huh? What do you...
**[07:58] Onigawara**
Don't sweat the small stuff!
**[08:00] Yamazaki**
Sorry, Kageyama.
**[08:01] Yamazaki**
Tenga-san's an idiot,
so he can't explain things proper—
**[08:03] Onigawara**
Shut up!
**[08:05] Onigawara**
You asshole!
**[08:07] Onigawara**
I'm talking to him. Stay out of it!
**[08:11] Hikaru**
Well, then...
**[08:12] Hikaru**
That will be all of the student council's
activities for this month.
**[08:17] Hikaru**
Is that all right, President Kamuro?
**[08:19] Kamuro**
Well...
***SIGN*** Salt Middle School
Student Council President:
***SIGN*** Kamuro
Shinji
**[08:21] Kamuro**
It's not bad, but we need
something with more impact.
**[08:26] Kamuro**
Don't you think so,
first-year, Kageyama-kun?
**[08:30] Kamuro**
You rank as one of the smartest in the nation,
**[08:32] Kamuro**
so I want to hear your opinion.
**[08:34] Ritsu**
Right... In our school,
**[08:36] Ritsu**
there are students known as delinquents.
***SIGN*** Pending Box
**[08:40] Ritsu**
If the student council could reprimand them,
**[08:43] Ritsu**
I think we'd be able to
create a peaceful school.
**[08:46] Kamuro**
I see... a peaceful school, eh?
***SIGN*** Disciplining Delinquents
**[08:49] Kamuro**
That's great. Let's do that.
**[08:53] Ritsu**
* I have to make it a comfortable*
* environment for my brother...*
**[08:58] Guy**
Kageyama-kun?
**[09:01] Guy**
Thank goodness. I guess there was a
point in waiting around after all.
***SIGN*** Awakening Lab Mitsuura Kenji
**[09:05] Guy**
Here are my credentials.
**[09:07] Ritsu**
*Awakening Lab?*
**[09:09] Guy**
What do you think, Kageyama-kun?
**[09:11] Guy**
Why not try to amplify your psychic powers
at my research facility?
**[09:18] Ritsu**
*He's got me confused with Nii-san.*
**[09:21] Mob**
Ah, Tome-san. That person—
**[09:23] Tome**
What? Is he an esper?!
**[09:25] Mob**
No, I just thought he had
a very unique hairstyle.
**[09:28] Tome**
Oh, you're right.
**[09:31] Tome**
Stop fooling around!
**[09:33] Mob**
I'm being serious.
***SIGN*** Awakening Lab
Mitsuura Kenji
**[09:38] Hikaru**
Oh, it's you, Kageyama.
**[09:41] Ritsu**
Ah, Vice President Tokugawa.
**[09:44] Hikaru**
Loitering, huh?
**[09:45] Hikaru**
I guess even people like you
feel like doing that at times.
**[09:49] Ritsu**
Like me? I'm just a normal middle school
student you can find anywhere.
**[09:53] Ritsu**
Totally simple and normal.
**[09:55] Hikaru**
You won't find a totally simple and normal
middle schooler anywhere on this planet.
**[10:01] Hikaru**
But, for whatever reason, you want to
be one and are trying to act the part.
**[10:06] Ritsu**
I'm not sure if I understand
what you're saying.
**[10:09] Hikaru**
Despite having abilities that always
make you the center of attention,
**[10:12] Hikaru**
you try to play the minor role
and let others have the spotlight.
**[10:19] Hikaru**
Don't try to act like your brother.
**[10:32] Sagawa**
Captain! Kageyama-kun is...
**[10:35] Mob**
I'm fine...
**[10:36] Goda**
I think you're starting to
build up some stamina!
***SIGN*** Progress Towards
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 4%
**[10:49] Ritsu**
Awakening Lab?
**[10:51] Ritsu**
This place?
**[10:53] Ritsu**
This is clearly just a normal
apartment complex—
***SIGN*** Fortress Seasoning
**[10:54] Guy**
Kageyama-kun!
**[10:56] Guy**
You came!
**[10:59] Ritsu**
There's no research facility here.
You lied to me.
**[11:01] Guy**
Now, now, just come in.
**[11:05] Guy**
Welcome...
**[11:09] Guy**
to the Awakening Lab!
**[11:12] Ritsu**
What is this place?
**[11:14] Guy**
I bought an apartment complex
and remodeled it.
**[11:16] Guy**
I've hired the front runners in
neural science and engineering,
**[11:20] Guy**
and we do research here.
**[11:22] Kenji**
The esper kids are on the floor above us.
**[11:25] Ritsu**
They are?
**[11:28] Guy**
Yeah, there are other people just like you.
**[11:32] Mob**
There...
**[11:34] Tome**
Another guy with a weird haircut?
**[11:36] Mob**
*That's an adult esper.*
**[11:41] Mob**
*What is this feeling? It's kind of sickening.*
**[11:47] Mob**
Sorry, Tome-san. I was wrong.
**[11:49] Tome**
Look, Mob-kun! Isn't that
hairstyle super weird?
**[11:54] Guy**
Allow me to introduce them.
**[11:56] Guy**
Real espers that the Mitsuura Group
worked hard to bring together!
**[12:02] Guy**
First is Hoshino Takeshi-kun.
***SIGN*** Hoshino
Takeshi
**[12:09] Hoshino**
I'm going all out!
**[12:14] Guy**
He has psychokinetic powers!
**[12:15] Ritsu**
*Is that supposed to be amazing?*
***SIGN*** Kurosaki
Rei
**[12:17] Guy**
Next, we have Kurosaki Rei-san.
**[12:21] Guy**
Her powers of clairvoyance allow her
to pick the one correct card out of ten!
**[12:25] Guy**
Her efficiency rate is 62%!
**[12:30] Kurosaki**
Yay! I was right again!
**[12:32] Ritsu**
*That's it?*
**[12:34] Guy**
Next, we have Asahi Go-kun.
***SIGN*** Asahi
Go
**[12:36] Go**
Behold, my pyrokinesis!
**[12:38] Go**
Ignite!
**[12:41] Go**
Huh?
**[12:42] Go**
Ignite! Ignite!
**[12:44] Go**
Ig—There we go! Oh, it went out.
**[12:47] Guy**
He uses pyrokinesis.
**[12:48] Ritsu**
*And is less useful than a 100-yen lighter...*
**[12:50] Guy**
The Shiratori brothers:
Daichi-kun and Kaito-kun.
***SIGN*** Shiratori
***SIGN*** Daichi
***SIGN*** Kaito
**[12:54] Guy**
They're telepaths who can communicate
with each other, even when they're apart.
**[12:58] Ritsu**
*And less useful than email.*
**[13:00] Guy**
This is Kageyama Shigeo-kun. Be nice to him.
**[13:04] Hoshino**
Nice to meet you.
**[13:05] Kurosaki**
Nice to meet you.
**[13:07] Ritsu**
Did Mitsuura-san do something to all of you?
**[13:09] Guy**
Well, that's rather rude.
**[13:11] Hoshino**
Don't worry. That old man is just
fascinated with psychic powers.
**[13:16] Ritsu**
Huh?
**[13:17] Guy**
I'm the son of a very wealthy family,
but I'm not anyone special.
**[13:22] Guy**
I don't believe in doing anything to make
advancements in society or science.
**[13:27] Guy**
I just want to become an esper myself.
**[13:29] Guy**
So I made a research facility. That's all!
**[13:33] Ritsu**
*This is a childish pipe dream,*
**[13:35] Ritsu**
* but if he's able to make that*
* happen, I'd be interested.*
**[13:38] Ritsu**
*I always wanted to rise to my standards.*
**[13:43] Mom**
Oh, Shinji. You're finally home?
***SIGN*** Kamuro
**[13:46] Mom**
Student council again? Make sure
you don't fool around too much.
**[13:51] Kamuro**
Nii-san was the student
council president, too.
**[13:54] Mom**
But Takuya was also good in his studies.
**[13:58] Takuya**
Exactly. I'm embarrassed, Shinji.
**[14:01] Takuya**
You haven't even hit a
standardized score of 70 yet?
**[14:03] Takuya**
Are you really my younger brother?
**[14:05] Takuya**
You suck at violin, drawing,
calligraphy, and have no talent,
**[14:07] Takuya**
so you became the student
council president, right?
**[14:09] Takuya**
Then, you should have time to study.
**[14:11] Takuya**
How much are you going to
disappoint Mom and Dad?
**[14:13] Takuya**
Elites like—
**[14:24] Mob**
Ah.
**[14:26] Mom**
Ugh, you need to really
fix that habit of yours.
**[14:29] Mob**
But it just bends on its own.
**[14:32] Dad**
What is it, a fart?
**[14:33] Mom**
Oh, stop that! We're eating dinner!
**[14:37] Mom**
Shige, you need to be more like Ritsu.
**[14:39] Mob**
Yeah.
**[14:41] Mob**
Ritsu is much more talented than I am
and doesn't do anything weird.
**[14:54] Kamuro**
Good morning, Kageyama-kun.
**[14:57] Ritsu**
What's wrong, President?
Why did you call me here so early?
**[15:01] Kamuro**
This is a girl's recorder bag.
**[15:04] Kamuro**
What do you think is inside?
**[15:07] Ritsu**
A girl's recorder.
**[15:09] kamu**
Correct...
**[15:11] Ritsu**
President?
**[15:12] Kamuro**
It's long, so let's just take this off.
**[15:15] Ritsu**
What have you been doing, President?
**[15:18] Kamuro**
What am I doing?
Why, spring cleaning, Kageyama-kun.
**[15:22] Ritsu**
Spring cleaning?
**[15:23] Kamuro**
You said it yourself, didn't you?
**[15:24] Kamuro**
"There is trash called
delinquents in our school.
**[15:27] Kamuro**
The student council should
get rid of them."
**[15:30] Ritsu**
I never said anything that extreme.
**[15:32] Ritsu**
Please don't twist my words—
**[15:34] Kamuro**
By the way, Kageyama-kun.
**[15:36] Kamuro**
This is the desk of our school's biggest
piece of trash, Onigawara-kun.
**[15:43] Ritsu**
A-Are you serious, President?
Why would an elite like you...
**[15:47] Kamuro**
An elite?
**[15:49] Kamuro**
That's just an imaginary persona
that someone labeled me with.
**[15:54] Kamuro**
You've realized it, too, haven't you?
**[15:56] Kamuro**
That the praise others lavish upon you
doesn't actually fit who you really are.
**[16:02] Kamuro**
Come, help me, Kageyama-kun.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Mom**
You got another perfect score on your test?
**[16:11] Ritsu**
*I'm...*
**[16:13] (Flashback) Mob**
Ritsu is much more talented than I am
and doesn't do anything weird.
**[16:16] (Flashback) Hikaru**
Don't try to act like your brother.
**[16:18] Ritsu**
*Even I...*
**[16:20] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Hey, do you think
I'll be able to do this, too?
**[16:22] (Flashback) Mob**
Yeah.
**[16:24] (Flashback) Mob**
Of course you will. You're my little brother.
**[16:26] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Really? Yay!
**[16:41] Girls**
Huh?
**[16:44] Goda**
All right, we made it to the goal.
**[16:46] Goda**
You've got some good muscles
on you, Onigawara.
**[16:51] Onigawara**
Damn it... You called me out early,
**[16:54] Onigawara**
so I thought you were going to tell me
who the shadow leader is!
**[16:59] Goda**
Remember that pain and how
good it feels, Onigawara.
**[17:03] Goda**
The one you're looking for is
also fighting with himself.
**[17:07] Goda**
So you should change, too.
**[17:12] Onigawara**
Fine!
**[17:14] Onigawara**
Bring it on!
**[17:17] Kid**
There's been an incident!
**[17:18] Kid**
Whoa, that's creepy!
**[17:20] Girls**
Hurry and do something about it!
**[17:20] Girl**
Can the student council
do anything about it?
**[17:20] Girl**
Call the police!
**[17:22] Mari**
We're so grossed out, there's no way
we can take classes normally!
**[17:25] Kamuro**
Now, now, calm down.
**[17:27] Kamuro**
I promise that the student council
will find the culprit and stop them.
**[17:33] Kamuro**
You open up Onigawara's desk.
**[17:36] Kamuro**
We'll have to inspect everyone's belongings.
**[17:38] Guy**
If they get caught like this,
they must be pretty stupid.
**[17:44] Onigawara**
Oh, the teacher's not here yet?
**[17:47] Onigawara**
* I was about to ruin my record*
* of never being late or absent.*
**[17:51] Kamuro**
What's the matter, Onigawara-kun?
**[17:53] Kamuro**
You seem out of breath.
**[17:54] Onigawara**
What's Kamuro doing here? What's going on?
**[18:00] Onigawara**
Did something happen?
**[18:01] Ritsu**
I found them.
**[18:04] Ritsu**
They were all in Onigawara-san's desk.
**[18:08] Onigawara**
Who the hell are you?
Why are you going through my desk?
**[18:10] Kamuro**
So it was you, Onigawara-kun!
**[18:13] Onigawara**
Huh? What are you—
**[18:14] Girl**
Pervert.
**[18:16] Onigawara**
Who the hell just said that?!
**[18:19] Onigawara**
What the heck?
**[18:20] Onigawara**
What exactly did you find in my desk?
**[18:23] Kamuro**
We found all of the girls' missing
recorder pieces in your desk.
**[18:28] Kamuro**
I'm sure you were going to lick
them when no one was looking...
**[18:32] Kamuro**
You're such a pervert, Onigawara-kun.
**[18:33] Onigawara**
What? Kamuro, don't make me punch you!
**[18:37] Kamuro**
There's still time! Apologize!
**[18:43] Onigawara**
Seriously, what is this?
**[18:45] Onigawara**
Do I really look like someone who'd do that?
**[18:48] Kamuro**
You are violent with other people.
**[18:51] Kamuro**
That's reason enough not to trust you.
**[18:54] Onigawara**
W-Wait! It wasn't me!
**[18:56] Onigawara**
O-Oh, yeah! If I really wanted to lick them,
I would take them out of the school!
**[19:01] Onigawara**
Only an idiot would leave them in his desk.
**[19:03] Shinji**
Well, you're an idiot, aren't you?
**[19:06] Onigawara**
Stop being unreasonable, Kamuro!
**[19:10] Ritsu**
There were some in his bag, too.
**[19:13] Ritsu**
So you had taken a number of them home.
**[19:16] Onigawara**
* My school bag...*
* I left it wide open in my locker.*
**[19:19] Kamuro**
* Kageyama-kun, you even put some in*
* his bag? You're all into this.*
**[19:24] Onigawara**
You bastard!
**[19:26] Onigawara**
Stop snooping around my bag!
**[19:28] Ritsu**
You're going to resort to violence?
**[19:31] Kids**
Let him go!
**[19:31] Kids**
You're taking it out on a first-year?
**[19:31] Kids**
Poor Kageyama-kun!
**[19:31] Kids**
So gross.
**[19:33] Kids**
So it wasn't Tenga the Demon,
but Tenga the Recorder Licker!
**[19:33] Kids**
So violent!
**[19:33] Kids**
I have to disinfect mine.
**[19:33] Kids**
Give us back our recorders!
**[19:34] Kids**
You're terrible!
**[19:35] Kids**
You pervert!
**[19:37] Kids**
Pervert!
**[19:38] Kids**
Pervert!
**[19:39] Kids**
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
**[19:43] Onigawara**
Screw you all!
**[19:46] Kamuro**
Run, everyone! The pervert's mad!
**[19:55] Onigawara**
*No... No! I didn't do it!*
**[19:59] Onigawara**
* Isn't... Isn't there someone*
* who'll take my side?*
**[20:02] (Flashback) Mari**
I'll...
**[20:04] (Flashback) Mari**
I'll marry you when I get older, Tenga-kun.
**[20:07] (Flashback) Onigawara**
D-Don't be stupid!
**[20:10] Onigawara**
*That's right... Mariko!*
**[20:12] Onigawara**
*You believe me, don't you...?*
**[20:17] Mari**
Gross!
***SIGN*** Gross
**[20:29] Girl**
You're so gross, you perv!
**[20:32] Narrator**
On this day, after two years of hard work,
**[20:36] Narrator**
Onigawara Tenga's perfect
attendance record was broken.
**[20:45] Guy**
What's the matter?
**[20:47] Guy**
Don't be down. Everyone has bad days.
**[20:51] (Flashback) Kamuro**
Did you see, Kageyama-kun?
Onigawara's face...
**[20:55] (Flashback) Kamuro**
The despair of not being able
to solve something by fighting!
**[20:59] (Flashback) Kamuro**
He's finished!
**[21:07] Ritsu**
What am I doing?
**[21:11] Ritsu**
I'm going home.
**[21:12] Guy**
Huh?
**[21:13] Ritsu**
I actually don't have psychic powers.
**[21:16] Guy**
Oh, come on... Hey, wait!
**[21:18] Guy**
Kageyama-kun?!
**[21:26] Rei**
If it isn't Mob's little brother.
**[21:30] Rei**
I see you're giving me
the cold shoulder as usual.
**[21:32] Ritsu**
What are you wandering around
near my house for?
**[21:36] Reigen**
I got a request to exorcise a creepy ghost
that's been showing up in this area.
**[21:41] Rei**
Want to help me out?
**[21:42] Ritsu**
No. Unlike my brother,
I don't have any special powers.
**[21:47] Rei**
Really? But you're Mob's little brother...
**[21:52] Ritsu**
Why don't you exorcise this ghost yourself?
Aren't you a psychic?
**[21:58] Hoshino**
Kageyama quit by throwing a spoon?
Not a towel?
**[22:01] Hoshino**
He's got quite the sense of humor.
**[22:05] Hoshino**
But as far as I can see,
he doesn't have much talent.
**[22:08] Guy**
Actually...
**[22:09] Guy**
I'm not so sure about that.
**[22:15] Ritsu**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Kageyama
**[22:16] Ritsu**
*What's that?*
**[22:19] Ritsu**
*It's not... a balloon?*
**[23:56] Rei**
Ritsu continues to go wild
by pairing up with Dimple.
**[23:58] Rei**
And then the gang leader alliance
makes its move.
**[24:01] Rei**
Meanwhile, some scary people
try to make Mob buy a vase.
**[24:03] Rei**
Both brothers are in huge trouble!
**[24:05] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 7:
**[24:06] Rei**
"Exaltation
~I've Obtained Loss~"
***SIGN*** Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~
**[24:08] Rei**
Illegal downloads?
You're going to be cursed.
# E7 - Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6WE25GN6/exaltation-ive-obtained-loss)
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**[00:02] Ritsu**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Kageyama
**[00:03] Ritsu**
What's that?
**[00:06] Narrator**
While Ritsu was mistaking Dimple
for a creepy-looking balloon,
**[00:12] Narrator**
the rumors about Mob,
who kicked around Hanazawa—
***SIGN*** Hey, have you heard about the shadow leader at Salt Middle School?
***SIGN*** The one in the white T-shirt?
***SIGN*** Pale and skinny?
**[00:15] Narrator**
the shadow leader of
Black Vinegar Middle School,
**[00:18] Narrator**
were starting to take a life of their own.
***SIGN*** You mean White T Poison, right?
**[00:20] Narrator**
White T Poison...
**[00:22] Narrator**
This was the title given to Mob,
whose identity had yet to be revealed.
***SIGN*** Apparently, he'll do anything.
***SIGN*** A slow-acting
poison?
**[00:29] Fuji**
White T Poison...
**[00:31] Fuji**
I'll be the one to defeat him!
***SIGN*** Miso Middle School's
Gang Leader:
***SIGN*** Fuji
***SIGN*** Doubanjiang Middle School
***SIGN*** Gang Leader: Kenzaki
**[00:36] Ken**
I'll defeat him and make him
admit that I'm the best.
***SIGN*** Noodle Soup Base Middle School
***SIGN*** Gang Leader: Akagi
**[00:40] Akagi**
So the next target is Salt Middle School...
***SIGN*** Mayo Middle School
***SIGN*** Gang Leader: Gozu
**[00:43] Go**
White T Poison is my prey.
***SIGN*** Soy Sauce Middle School
***SIGN*** Gang Leader: Bandai
**[00:46] Someone**
This is my chance to shine.
**[00:48] Narrator**
And thus the fierce battle to fight
White T Poison was about to begin.
***SIGN*** Onigawara
Leadership: 1500
Moderate Faction: 4
***SIGN*** White T Poison
Attack Power: ???P
***SIGN*** Hanazawa
Attack Power: 2800P
***SIGN*** Kenzaki
Leadership: 1000
Extremist Faction: 5
***SIGN*** Akagi
Leadership: 1000
Moderate Faction: 2
***SIGN*** Gozu
Leadership: 1100
Extremist Faction: 5
***SIGN*** Fuji
Leadership: 1400
Extremist Faction: 3
***SIGN*** Bandai
Leadership: 1300
Diehards: 1
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
***SIGN*** Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~
**[02:32] Dimple**
Man, thanks for helping me out.
**[02:35] Dimple**
I managed to make it back from
the particle level by myself,
**[02:40] Dimple**
but my spiritual energy is way
less than what it used to be,
**[02:43] Dimple**
so I wasn't able to get into
the house anymore.
**[02:45] Dimple**
It appears that low-level spirits
**[02:48] Dimple**
can't even go near this place
just because Shigeo lives here.
**[02:52] Ritsu**
*What...*
**[02:54] Ritsu**
* is this ugly jellyfish-looking*
* thing that talks?*
**[02:58] Ritsu**
But the first thing that I need to do is...
**[03:02] Dimple**
What? You wanna shake hands?
**[03:03] Ritsu**
I have to exorcise it!
**[03:05] Dimple**
Wait!
**[03:07] Dimple**
Stop kneeing me in the face!
I'm Shigeo's friend!
**[03:10] Ritsu**
Nii-san's?
**[03:11] Dimple**
You could even call me his mentor!
**[03:13] Dimple**
I'll let you off the hook this time,
because you obviously panicked.
**[03:16] Dimple**
That aside...
**[03:18] Dimple**
How about it, Ricchan?
**[03:20] Dimple**
Wanna pair up with me?
**[03:22] Ritsu**
No.
**[03:22] Dimple**
That was too fast.
Wait a sec, just hear me out.
**[03:26] Dimple**
You just awakened to your
psychic powers, didn't you?
**[03:30] Ritsu**
*What? I have psychic powers?*
**[03:33] Dimple**
The fact that you can see me is proof.
**[03:36] Dimple**
I'm Dimple. I'm basically
what they call a ghost.
**[03:39] Ritsu**
So are my psychic powers only
strong enough to let me see you?
**[03:43] Dimple**
I see you haven't realized what your
powers are, let alone how to use them.
**[03:48] Dimple**
Go ahead. You should be able to do that now.
**[03:52] Ritsu**
*I shouldn't get my hopes up.*
**[03:58] Dimple**
What's the matter?
**[03:59] Ritsu**
*It's a world that's out of my reach...*
**[04:04] Dimple**
* What's with him? Does he*
* have a complex or something?*
**[04:08] Dimple**
* Well, it's understandable,*
* given who his brother is.*
**[04:11] Ritsu**
It...
**[04:12] Ritsu**
It's...
**[04:14] Ritsu**
It's not...
**[04:16] Ritsu**
It's not bending!
**[04:18] Ritsu**
D-Dimple!
**[04:21] Ritsu**
It's not bending!
**[04:22] Dimple**
Calm down.
**[04:25] Ritsu**
What?
**[04:27] Ritsu**
Did I do this?
**[04:31] Dimple**
Join me, Ricchan,
**[04:33] Dimple**
if you want to surpass your brother.
**[04:38] Ritsu**
Surpass Nii-san?
**[04:41] Ritsu**
Is that possible?
**[04:45] Ritsu**
I can be like my brother?
**[04:50] Dimple**
If you'll let me use your body.
**[04:54] Mob**
Huh?
**[04:55] Mob**
Ritsu's not eating?
**[04:56] Mom**
He doesn't seem to have an appetite.
**[04:58] Mom**
I wonder what's wrong with him.
**[05:01] Mob**
Is he feeling down?
**[05:03] Mom**
No...
**[05:04] Mom**
He seemed oddly happy.
**[05:07] Ritsu**
How do I get to use my powers freely?
**[05:11] Dimple**
It's better to actually try them out,
rather than explain, Ricchan.
**[05:14] Ritsu**
Don't call me that.
**[05:15] Dimple**
Okay, then.
**[05:17] Dimple**
I'll just call you Ritsu.
**[05:18] Dimple**
Close your eyes, and relax your whole body.
**[05:24] Dimple**
Possession!
**[05:26] Dimple**
You fool! Now your body's mine!
**[05:33] Dimple**
*What?!*
**[05:34] Dimple**
*I can't control his body!*
**[05:37] Ritsu**
Where'd you go, Dimple?
**[05:40] Dimple**
* It's because my spiritual powers*
* have become so weak... Damn it!*
**[05:49] Guy**
I heard that the student council
took care of the problem.
**[05:52] Guy**
You mean about the perv gang leader?
**[05:54] Girl**
They're like heroes.
**[05:55] Guy**
They're the heroes of the school.
**[05:58] Kamuro**
Yamazaki-kun from Class 2-4,
**[06:01] Kamuro**
I'd like a word with you.
**[06:03] Yamazaki**
What do you want?
**[06:04] Kamuro**
You haven't fully buttoned up your coat.
**[06:06] Yamazaki**
So what? Buzz off.
**[06:10] (Flashback) Ritsu**
I can use them...
**[06:11] (Flashback) Ritsu**
I can use psychic powers, Dimple.
**[06:14] Dimple**
*It's because I'm controlling the output,*
**[06:18] Dimple**
* but you've always had*
* latent psychic powers, Ritsu.*
**[06:22] Dimple**
*And I'm deducing that*
**[06:24] Dimple**
* the reason they came out now*
* is due to your emotions.*
**[06:29] (Flashback) Dimple**
Did something stress you out badly lately?
**[06:32] (Flashback) Dimple**
Like shitting your pants in
front of a lot of people,
**[06:35] (Flashback) Dimple**
or getting caught peeping into
the girls' locker room?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Ritsu**
Of course not. Are you mocking me?
**[06:40] (Flashback) Dimple**
It's just a joke.
You're so damn serious, Ritsu.
**[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple**
That's right, you're an honor student.
**[06:48] (Flashback) Dimple**
Then, what? Did you do something bad?
**[06:51] Kamuro**
I heard rumors that you were
stealing the girls' gym clothes.
**[06:56] Yamazaki**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[06:57] Kamuro**
And so the student council
did a bit of investigating...
**[07:00] Kamuro**
What did we find out, Kageyama-kun?
**[07:02] Ritsu**
We found some of the girls' gym
clothes in your bag, Yamazaki-senpai.
**[07:06] Yamazaki**
Huh? What?!
**[07:08] Yamazaki**
Stop lying!
**[07:09] Kamuro**
You can try to say that you didn't do it,
but that might prove difficult.
**[07:14] Kamuro**
The school's been very
strict with perverts lately.
**[07:19] Kamuro**
I'll give you one way out of this.
**[07:22] Kamuro**
Onigawara ordered you to do this, didn't he?
**[07:26] Kamuro**
If you admit that,
you're merely another victim.
**[07:30] Kamuro**
Oh, and button up.
**[07:34] Narrator**
The whole school had been cleaned up
**[07:37] Narrator**
and turned into the optimal
environment for academics.
**[07:41] Narrator**
However, because of the
considerably immoral strategy
**[07:45] Narrator**
that was used upon certain students,
**[07:48] Narrator**
there would be a deep, black scar
engraved in their lives.
**[07:52] Narrator**
And the two that carried it out would
have to live with that burden forever...
**[07:57] Narrator**
Therefore,
**[07:58] Narrator**
they either became drunk with power and
felt a delusional sense of accomplishment,
**[08:02] Narrator**
or suffered greatly.
**[08:06] Dimple**
Whoa!
**[08:07] Dimple**
Your power's grown even more, Ritsu!
**[08:10] Ritsu**
*Corruption and guilt...*
**[08:13] Ritsu**
* Those are the things that*
* become fuel for my powers.*
**[08:16] Dimple**
Whatever it is, it's working!
**[08:19] Dimple**
Something eating at you?
**[08:21] Ritsu**
Dimple, you just won't stop talking.
**[08:25] Ritsu**
If I were able to control
my powers on my own,
**[08:29] Ritsu**
would I be able to make you disappear?
**[08:32] Dimple**
*Is his personality changing, too?*
**[08:39] Hoshino**
S-Seriously?
**[08:41] Guy**
Amazing...
**[08:43] Guy**
That's amazing, Kageyama-kun!
**[08:45] Ritsu**
Do you want me to keep going?
**[08:46] Ritsu**
Want me to fold your car
in half, Mitsuura-san?
**[08:49] Guy**
What?!
**[08:51] Guy**
*What the hell happened?*
**[08:59] Ritsu**
Can I help you gentlemen?
**[09:02] Guy**
According to Kamuro, he had you
plant all the evidence on us.
**[09:06] Guy**
Are you the one who framed us?
**[09:09] Ritsu**
I have no idea what you're talking about...
**[09:11] Ritsu**
Dimple.
**[09:12] Dimple**
Leave it to me.
**[09:13] Ritsu**
Even if I did,
**[09:16] Ritsu**
it's too late.
**[09:18] Guy**
Why, you little...
**[09:20] Guy**
Who do you think we are?!
**[09:30] Guy**
You little shit!
**[09:31] Guy**
That does it! Get him!
**[09:41] Girl**
Hey, there's a fight.
**[09:42] Girl**
Scary!
**[09:43] Girl**
But isn't that guy's hair even more amazing?
**[09:46] Girl**
You're right!
**[09:47] Girl**
Seriously?
**[09:49] Teruki**
Hey, you there.
**[09:53] Ritsu**
Yes?
**[09:54] Dimple**
*Gah! That's...*
**[09:56] Teruki**
I think that's enough.
***SIGN*** Top of
***SIGN*** Teru's Head
**[10:00] Teruki**
If you grow dependent on that,
you're gonna get hurt.
**[10:02] Girl**
Whoa, what is that?
**[10:02] Teruki**
You've got the wrong idea.
**[10:04] Girl**
It's so long.
**[10:05] Teruki**
You think you're someone really special.
**[10:08] Teruki**
It's hard looking at someone
who reminds me of my old self.
**[10:11] Teruki**
This is a warning.
**[10:13] Teruki**
Don't try to live relying on psychic powers.
**[10:18] Ritsu**
Are you an esper?
**[10:20] Ritsu**
I don't know who you are,
**[10:22] Ritsu**
but I have no need to take warnings from you.
**[10:25] Dimple**
*Don't try to take a bite at him!*
**[10:27] Dimple**
*He's not someone you can beat!*
**[10:29] Ritsu**
I'm sure he's not much different from
the people at the Awakening Lab.
**[10:32] Ritsu**
I want to compare powers with him.
**[10:35] Dimple**
Ritsu?! You idiot!
**[10:36] Dimple**
Stop!
**[10:39] Teruki**
Why, thank you for the handshake.
**[10:41] Teruki**
I'm Hanazawa Teruki. A pleasure.
**[10:45] Dimple**
Don't try to fight him, Ritsu!
Let go of his hand!
**[10:47] Teruki**
Having trouble staying on your own two feet?
***SIGN*** Success Academy
**[10:49] Teruki**
Ah, you're so young.
**[10:58] Dimple**
Now! Run!
**[11:04] Ritsu**
I was surprised at how strong he was...
**[11:06] Ritsu**
And...
**[11:08] Ritsu**
His brain was so developed.
**[11:10] Ritsu**
Is that why he was so strong?
**[11:12] Dimple**
No... That was just because
his wig didn't fit correctly.
**[11:15] Dimple**
Though I'm not sure why he's wearing it.
**[11:17] Ritsu**
I'm so frustrated. I can't believe I
lost to someone other than Nii-san.
**[11:22] Ritsu**
Dimple.
**[11:24] Ritsu**
I want to get even stronger.
**[11:26] Ritsu**
So I won't lose to anyone.
**[11:31] Lady**
Little boy.
**[11:33] Lady**
Do you have a moment?
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[11:45] Lady**
This is the Vase of Happiness.
**[11:48] Lady**
A renowned potter put his heart and soul
into making this, a very spiritual vase.
**[11:52] Lady**
The owner will be blessed just
by having it in their house.
**[11:56] Lady**
It's actually about 2.5 million yen,
**[11:58] Lady**
but I'll make it 800,000 yen just for you.
**[12:01] Mob**
I don't have that kind of money.
**[12:03] Lady**
Then, I'll drop the price to 500,000 yen.
**[12:05] Mob**
Uh, I don't have 500,000 yen, either.
**[12:08] Lady**
So if you did, you'd buy it, right?
Why don't you call your mommy for me, then?
***SIGN*** Seasoning General Bank Note
***SIGN*** Seasoning Bank
**[12:12] Mob**
I don't think my mom will buy that.
**[12:15] Lady**
*This kid's easy bait...*
**[12:17] Lady**
Hey, why don't you touch it?
**[12:19] Lady**
The texture here is a bit grainy
and it feels rather nice.
**[12:21] Mob**
Er, I can't really tell.
**[12:26] Mob**
That was close.
**[12:27] Lady**
*What was that?*
**[12:30] Lady**
You should be careful.
**[12:34] Mob**
Huh?
**[12:34] Lady**
Hey, you broke it.
**[12:37] Mob**
Th-That was...
**[12:38] Lady**
What? You're going to say it was my fault?
**[12:40] Mob**
Huh? No...
**[12:42] Lady**
Say, little boy...
**[12:43] Lady**
Problems you can solve with money are
better than those you can't. Understand?
**[12:47] Guy**
Oh, dear... Did you break that, sir?
**[12:52] Guy**
Do you have a phone?
**[12:54] Mob**
I-I don't...
**[12:57] Guy**
Well, that rang at the perfect time.
Why don't you answer it?
**[13:01] Rei**
What are you doing, Mob?
**[13:03] Rei**
Calling me out here when I've got a
customer showing up at any moment...
**[13:08] Guy**
Are you this boy's guardian, sir?
**[13:11] Rei**
I see...
**[13:12] Guy**
It's going to cost five million yen
to replace this.
**[13:14] Rei**
You're telling me that Mob
broke that cheap-looking vase?
**[13:18] Guy**
What'd you say?
**[13:20] Guy**
Looks like you don't know
how the world works.
**[13:23] Guy**
Want me to make sure you never work again?
**[13:25] Rei**
Ow! Ow! You totally cracked my clavicle.
**[13:28] Rei**
That's gonna cost you.
**[13:31] Guy**
Huh?
**[13:32] Rei**
The hospital bill with reparations
is gonna be a million yen.
**[13:36] Guy**
Y-You can't be serious, you dumbass!
**[13:39] Rei**
And now that's psychological damage,
**[13:42] Rei**
which is going to be another million.
**[13:44] Guy**
Hey!
**[13:45] Rei**
Your breath stinks. That's another million.
**[13:47] Guy**
The hell?!
**[13:48] Rei**
Your voice is loud.
And that's another million.
**[13:51] Rei**
Ah. You frayed my shirt.
**[13:55] Rei**
That's another million for damages.
**[13:57] Rei**
And now that's equal to what
he owes you for the vase.
**[14:00] Rei**
That's the kind of business
you guys are running.
**[14:03] Rei**
Let's go, Mob.
**[14:05] Guy**
Like we'd let you leave like this!
**[14:06] Lady**
Give it up!
**[14:08] Lady**
His misfortune was decided when
he broke the Vase of Happiness.
**[14:11] Guy**
Perhaps some disaster will befall him.
**[14:14] Rei**
Misfortune? Disaster?
**[14:17] Rei**
I was just talking to someone who
had been haunted by an evil spirit.
**[14:22] Rei**
Apparently, the spirit has
now decided to haunt me.
**[14:26] Rei**
And when that happens, you keep
hearing strange noises at night
**[14:29] Rei**
and weird things keep popping up in
pictures, and it becomes unbearable.
**[14:33] Rei**
Though the spirit might have
transferred to you guys now.
**[14:37] Rei**
Be careful at night.
**[14:39] Guy**
Huh?
**[14:40] Lady**
A ghost?
**[14:41] Rei**
Doesn't feel too great, does it?
That's exactly what you guys are doing.
**[14:48] Guy**
A ghost? What are you, a kid? So scary!
**[15:02] Rei**
That sure shut them up quick.
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Chinese Soba
**[15:05] Rei**
That last bit was great, Mob.
**[15:08] Mob**
Huh?
**[15:09] Rei**
You shook the building to scare them, right?
**[15:12] Mob**
No, I thought it was you sending
the evil spirit after them...
**[15:16] Mob**
Could it be that you couldn't see—
**[15:18] Rei**
Of course...
**[15:19] Rei**
I could see it.
**[15:22] Mob**
You know...
**[15:23] Mob**
Con artists are really terrible people.
**[15:27] Rei**
Yeah...
**[15:29] Rei**
Only the lowest of the low try to take
advantage of someone's weakness...
**[15:34] Hikaru**
What? You as well?
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
**[15:36] Girl**
Yes. He said, "So, you're trash, too?"
**[15:39] Girl**
All I was doing was chewing gum during class.
**[15:42] Hikaru**
*Kamuro, this school doesn't belong to you.*
**[15:47] Kamuro**
We still have the smaller
pieces of trash to deal with.
**[15:50] Kamuro**
Let's keep it moving.
**[15:51] Ritsu**
You're still going to continue this?
**[15:53] Kamuro**
Come now...
**[15:55] Kamuro**
You're not going to suggest we stop, are you?
**[15:57] Ritsu**
No. I just felt like throwing up.
**[16:01] Ritsu**
You're just trying to
relieve some stress, right?
**[16:05] Kamuro**
I was correct in choosing you
as an accomplice.
**[16:08] Kamuro**
If you knew, why did you decide to help me?
**[16:13] Ritsu**
Because I was tired.
**[16:15] Ritsu**
I think I might have gotten tired of myself.
**[16:18] Ritsu**
I just wanted to know what
it felt like to be a fool.
**[16:22] Kamuro**
A fool, eh?
**[16:24] Kamuro**
But in the end, we're popular.
**[16:26] Kamuro**
We've become the heroes of the school.
**[16:30] Dimple**
So that old-looking guy wanted to be popular?
**[16:35] Ritsu**
I've obtained a much bigger world.
**[16:39] Saruta**
By the way, President,
did you find any telepaths?
**[16:43] Tome**
If I'd found any, I wouldn't be here.
**[16:45] Tome**
Hey, Inukawa! Putting a
bomb there is cheating!
***SIGN*** Put on Muscle!
**[16:48] Goda**
Kurata, could you be a little quieter?
**[16:51] Goda**
I'm not done talking to him yet.
**[16:54] Tome**
Oh, sorry.
**[16:55] Onigawara**
Musashi, that's enough.
**[16:57] Goda**
No, it's not! Man up!
**[17:00] Goda**
Go to class, Onigawara!
**[17:02] Onigawara**
I've got no place there.
**[17:04] Onigawara**
None of my friends will
even talk to me anymore.
**[17:08] Tome**
Oh, a visitor...
**[17:09] Tome**
The student council president!
**[17:11] Shinji**
I see this place is as rotten as they say.
**[17:14] Shinji**
More importantly...
**[17:16] Kamuro**
What are you doing here, Onigawara-kun?
***SIGN*** Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
**[17:19] Kamuro**
Infiltrating the school when
you haven't been showing up to class?
**[17:22] Onigawara**
No!
**[17:23] Onigawara**
But if I stay at home,
my mom will ask me why—
**[17:25] Goda**
Listen, President.
**[17:27] Goda**
Onigawara didn't do anything.
**[17:29] Kamuro**
Should I have you all dealt with
for being Onigawara's accomplices?
**[17:34] Goda**
Wha—
**[17:35] Guy**
President, some weird guy just
showed up at the school gates.
**[17:40] Kamuro**
Good grief. They couldn't
have come at a worse time.
***SIGN*** Doubanjiang Middle School Gang Leader: Kenzaki Yuuto
**[17:44] Ken**
Who are you? I told you to
bring me White T Poison!
**[17:49] Kamuro**
White T Poison? What on earth is that?
**[17:51] Ken**
Stop fooling around! He's the
talk of all the thugs right now.
**[17:55] Ritsu**
I'll deal with him.
That should settle things.
**[17:59] Kamuro**
Th-That was surprising...
**[18:02] Ritsu**
That was self-defense.
**[18:05] Ritsu**
Not to mention, they were students from
another school, so it shouldn't matter.
**[18:09] Kamuro**
*To think he was one to fight...*
**[18:12] Kamuro**
*And be that strong on top of it.*
**[18:14] Thug**
Hey, are you the one that got Kenzaki-san?
**[18:18] Kamuro**
Huh?
**[18:18] Thug**
Are you White T Poison?
**[18:21] Kamuro**
Wh-What are you... I was just watching!
**[18:24] Thug**
Then who the hell is White T Poison?!
**[18:27] Kamuro**
I don't—
**[18:32] Kamuro**
That's enough! It's time to stop!
**[18:34] Ritsu**
You look awful.
**[18:36] Kamuro**
I became a victim
**[18:38] Kamuro**
because you taught a gang leader
from another school a lesson!
**[18:42] Kamuro**
Don't you understand that?!
**[18:43] Ritsu**
I'm fine with that. It's very much deserved.
**[18:51] Kamuro**
A-Again?!
***SIGN*** Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
**[18:53] Gozu**
Are you White T Poison?
***SIGN*** Kamuro
**[19:01] Takuya**
*Oh, it's you, Tokugawa-kun.*
**[19:03] Takeshi**
*Shinji doesn't want to see anyone right now.*
**[19:07] Hikaru**
I see...
**[19:09] Ritsu**
What a terrible room filled with garbage.
**[19:12] Ritsu**
I think what you should have
cleaned up was this room.
**[19:16] Kamuro**
H-How did you get in here?
**[19:18] Ritsu**
There are plenty of small pieces
of trash left at school.
**[19:22] Kamuro**
I-I'm done with all of that! Get out!
**[19:25] Ritsu**
It's too late.
**[19:27] Ritsu**
We both did something unforgivable.
**[19:30] Ritsu**
No one's going to save us.
**[19:38] Ritsu**
The puppet's been broken.
Now the school is clean.
**[19:42] Dimple**
What are you going to do now?
**[19:43] Dimple**
The other schools are gonna show up again.
**[19:47] Ritsu**
I can do whatever I want,
as long as I have these powers.
**[19:49] Dimple**
Yeah! You can be a superstar!
**[19:52] Ritsu**
Dimple, you're trying to
use me, too, aren't you?
**[19:56] Dimple**
Wha?!
**[19:57] Dimple**
What are you talking about, Ricchan?
**[19:58] Dimple**
We're partners!
***SIGN*** Akagi Noodle Soup Base Middle School Gang Leader
***SIGN*** Bandai Soy Sauce Middle School Gang Leader
***SIGN*** Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
***SIGN*** Miso Middle School Gang Leader: Fuji
**[20:10] Dimple**
And here they come.
**[20:12] Ritsu**
There are quite a few today.
**[20:16] Teruki**
* I came to see what was*
* going on and of course...*
**[20:19] Akagi**
Are you the White T Poison that
defeated Hanazawa and Kenzaki?
**[20:23] Teruki**
*What?! Is he pretending to be Kageyama?*
**[20:27] Ritsu**
I think things will be settled
once I deal with you guys,
**[20:31] Ritsu**
so let's just say that I am.
**[20:33] Teruki**
* Apparently, I'm gonna have to*
* ask Kageyama about this...*
**[20:38] Someone**
Looks like I found something
pretty interesting.
**[20:41] Man**
I've found him. I'll apprehend
him and head back.
**[20:45] Someone**
But before that, I should watch for a bit
and see how good he is.
**[20:48] Ritsu**
Possession.
**[20:56] Ritsu**
All right. Go ahead.
**[20:58] Thugs**
You telling us to bring it?
**[21:00] Thugs**
Sounds good to us!
**[21:04] Big**
Hey! Don't chicken out now!
**[21:07] Guy**
That's not it...
**[21:08] Guy**
We can't move...
**[21:09] Ritsu**
Dimple, we're going to go
a bit strong this time.
**[21:15] White**
Chance!
**[21:23] Big**
Your magic tricks won't
work on me, White T Pois—
**[21:29] Guy**
What the heck is going on?
**[21:31] Guy**
Is White T Poison doing that?
**[21:33] Guy**
Don't falter! Let's all charge him at once!
**[21:39] Ritsu**
I will not judge you people.
**[21:42] Ritsu**
Because I know now.
**[21:43] Ritsu**
When people stray from the right path,
**[21:46] Ritsu**
there usually isn't an actual reason.
**[21:48] Ritsu**
It's like that even now.
**[21:50] Ritsu**
I'm facing enemies that
have lost all will to fight,
**[21:53] Ritsu**
and I'm moving forward
for the sake of violence.
**[21:55] Ritsu**
There's no reason there.
**[21:58] Ritsu**
This kind of freedom is strong.
**[22:00] Ritsu**
I'm much freer than all of you.
**[22:04] Ritsu**
Why?
**[22:05] Ritsu**
Because I've lost my limits.
**[22:07] Ritsu**
I've obtained loss.
**[22:22] Mob**
Ritsu...
**[22:24] Mob**
What are you doing?
**[23:56] Rei**
The brothers finally confront each
other in an alleyway after school.
**[23:58] Rei**
Then suddenly, an adult esper
we had previously seen appears.
**[24:02] Rei**
Hey, Mob, that guy's really bad news.
**[24:04] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 8:
**[24:06] Rei**
"The Older Brother Bows
~Destructive Intent~"
**[24:07] Rei**
What do I recommend?
***SIGN*** The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~
**[24:08] Rei**
The convenient option A with the Blu-ray set!
# E8 - The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY09GKVPY/the-older-brother-bows-destructive-intent)
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**[00:01] Tome**
There really aren't many espers, are there?
***SIGN*** Potato
**[00:05] Tome**
All of these people have walked by
and not one has stood out.
**[00:10] Tome**
You aren't tricking me, are you?
**[00:13] Mob**
There really haven't been any.
**[00:16] Teru**
Hey, are you on a date here?
**[00:20] Tome**
Who is this obviously *special* guy?
**[00:23] Teru**
Hanazawa-kun...
**[00:24] Teru**
Sorry, this is an emergency.
**[00:27] Teru**
I'm gonna borrow him for a bit.
**[00:30] Tome**
Him?
**[00:31] Mob**
Someone's using my name and fighting?
**[00:33] Teru**
Yeah. It's a student from
Salt Middle School.
**[00:36] Teru**
You might know him.
**[00:39] Teru**
He's back there.
You should go see for yourself.
**[00:51] Mob**
Ritsu...
**[00:53] Mob**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
***SIGN*** The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~
**[02:31] Rits**
Nii-san... What are you doing here?
**[02:33] Mob**
I could ask you the same thing, Ritsu.
**[02:36] Teru**
*Oh, that's his younger brother.*
**[02:38] Yama**
Someone just showed up.
**[02:41] Mob**
Who are all of these people on the ground?
**[02:43] Mob**
Did you do this, Ritsu?
**[02:46] Mob**
Ritsu?
**[02:48] Rits**
Yes, I did this.
**[02:52] Teru**
* I'm not so boorish as to*
* watch siblings fight.*
**[02:57] Mob**
Really? You really did this, Ritsu?
**[03:01] Ritsu**
It's true.
**[03:04] Mob**
It's not true.
**[03:06] Mob**
There's no way you would do this.
**[03:08] Mob**
I mean... seriously...
**[03:11] Rits**
Nii-san, I did this.
**[03:14] Rits**
I obtained psychic powers.
**[03:17] Mob**
Huh?
**[03:19] Dimp**
Wait, Ritsu! You're up against Shigeo!
**[03:21] Rits**
Shut up, Dimple.
**[03:23] Dimp**
*Tch! He's drunk with power.*
**[03:26] Dimp**
*This is why I hate brats.*
**[03:28] Dimp**
* I'm not gonna hang around*
* for a battle I know he'll lose!*
**[03:31] Mob**
Dimple?!
**[03:34] Rits**
That's fine.
**[03:35] Rits**
I've got the feel of it now.
**[03:38] Rits**
Nii-san, I've realized
something very important.
**[03:42] Mob**
Ritsu, what's wrong?
**[03:44] Mob**
If something's bothering you...
**[03:50] Mob**
You really do have psychic powers...
**[03:53] Rits**
*I missed...*
**[03:55] Mob**
Ritsu...
**[03:57] Mob**
Congratulations!
**[03:59] Mob**
You've wanted to use them for so long!
**[04:01] Mob**
Do you remember?
**[04:02] Mob**
When you were little, you used to cry your
eyes out because you couldn't bend spoons.
**[04:06] Mob**
Who would've thought that now—
**[04:07] Rits**
That hadn't changed up until recently.
**[04:10] Rits**
Just listen, Nii-san.
**[04:13] Rits**
I've always wanted psychic powers.
**[04:16] Rits**
And I've always admired you, Nii-san.
**[04:19] Mob**
Aw, you're making me blush...
**[04:21] Rits**
But that was a big misunderstanding.
**[04:24] Mob**
Huh?
**[04:25] Rits**
I couldn't handle my inferiority complex
and fear towards you,
**[04:30] Rits**
so I was protecting myself by
thinking it was admiration.
**[04:34] Rits**
I was scared of you.
**[04:36] Rits**
I never knew what you'd do
if you got stressed out.
**[04:39] Rits**
We could never even have
a fight as brothers...
**[04:43] Rits**
Because I have no way to protect myself
from your powers.
**[04:48] Rits**
So I did my best not to
stress you out in any way.
**[04:53] Rits**
Now, that's just a humiliating past.
**[04:56] Rits**
I tried so hard for so long,
**[04:58] Rits**
no matter how crazy it made me...
**[05:01] Rits**
And yet,
**[05:02] Rits**
you never worked hard
in your life, so why?
**[05:07] Rits**
But now, I've obtained them.
**[05:10] Rits**
Now I don't have to be scared anymore.
**[05:12] Rits**
The delusional admiration is gone.
**[05:15] Rits**
Actually...
**[05:18] Rits**
Now I've just lost all interest...
**[05:22] Rits**
The buddy-buddy brothers act
ends now, Nii-san.
**[05:27] Mob**
Ritsu... I can tell. That's a lie.
**[05:30] Rits**
Face me, right now! Hit me with your powers!
**[05:34] Mob**
But I guess it's true...
**[05:37] Mob**
I'm your brother, Ritsu.
**[05:40] Mob**
Hey, Ritsu.
**[05:41] Mob**
Half of that is true, right?
**[05:47] Mob**
I'm terribly sorry that my
little brother hurt you.
**[05:51] Mob**
Please still be friends
with him from now on.
**[05:54] Rits**
Huh?
**[05:55] Aa**
What? You're his older brother?
**[05:59] Mob**
Yes. I'm very sorry.
**[06:01] Aka**
You idiot! You think that's
enough to be forgiven?!
**[06:05] Gozu**
You need to grovel first!
**[06:07] Mob**
O-Okay...
**[06:09] Rits**
Hey... Stop.
**[06:13] Rits**
Why, Nii-san?
**[06:16] Rits**
What are you doing?!
**[06:18] Mob**
Ritsu... It's no use trying
to get rid of me...
***SIGN*** Progress Towards
***SIGN*** Mob's Explosion
***SIGN*** Progress Towards Mob's Explosion: 7%
**[06:24] Mob**
Because we're brothers.
**[06:28] Yama**
*Hello?*
**[06:29] Saku**
I'd like a status update.
**[06:31] Saku**
It's been ten minutes since you reported
that you've found the target.
**[06:35] Saku**
What are you doing?
**[06:36] Yaa**
I'm just observ—
**[06:37] Saku**
* Are you an idiot?*
* Hurry up and bring him here.*
**[06:40] Yama**
All right.
***SIGN*** Sakurai
**[06:43] Saku**
*Actually, just in case, send a photo.*
**[06:46] Saku**
* It'll be troublesome if*
* you bring the wrong brat.*
**[06:49] Yama**
Yeah, yeah...
**[06:52] Yama**
*How dare he mock me?*
**[06:54] Yama**
There you go. It's sent.
**[06:57] Saku**
Confirmed.
**[06:59] Saku**
There's no doubt that
that's Kageyama Shigeo.
**[07:02] Yama**
*Right?*
**[07:03] Saku**
It's just as the data from
the Awakening Lab says.
**[07:06] Saku**
What an exaggerated name.
**[07:09] Saku**
It's embarrassing to say.
**[07:12] Saku**
Listen up.
**[07:14] Saku**
Don't mess this up.
**[07:15] Saku**
The more information we leak,
the more annoying it'll be.
**[07:18] Saku**
Don't play around.
**[07:20] Yama**
Yeah, yeah...
**[07:22] Yama**
Acting all high-and-mighty...
**[07:25] Yama**
Now, then...
**[07:28] Gozu**
The tables have turned!
**[07:31] Aka**
White T Poison!
**[07:32] Aka**
If you don't want us to beat the crap out
of your brother, get your face over here.
**[07:37] Mob**
Hold it.
**[07:38] Mob**
You shouldn't do that.
**[07:40] Gozu**
Huh?
**[07:41] Mob**
I don't want to see anyone
else hurting people,
**[07:44] Mob**
or anyone else getting hurt.
**[07:46] Aka**
Who the hell do you think
you are, small fry?!
**[07:50] Ban**
Only the strongest can give orders.
**[07:52] Fuji**
And the strongest will rule.
**[07:55] Rits**
*Just how pathetic are these people?*
**[07:58] Rits**
*The strongest one here is...*
**[08:08] Yama**
You're exactly right.
**[08:10] Rits**
Who are you?
**[08:13] Mob**
Ritsu!
**[08:13] Guy**
What?
**[08:14] Punk**
Who's that?
**[08:14] Aka**
Who the hell are you?!
**[08:15] Yama**
The strongest will rule.
**[08:19] Yama**
It's such an obvious thing
that you forget about it.
**[08:22] Yama**
You guys figure that
if you're strong at fighting,
**[08:25] Yama**
you can rule your school
and turfs, right?
**[08:28] Yama**
That's cute. You should keep it up.
**[08:33] Yama**
But he's on a different level.
**[08:35] Yama**
You guys don't have a chance of beating him.
**[08:39] Yama**
So I'm going to remove him
from the fighting grounds.
**[08:41] Yama**
You can continue your squabbling in peace.
**[08:44] Yama**
I'll be taking him.
**[08:46] Gozu**
Hold it!
**[08:47] Gozu**
He's our target!
**[08:50] Mio**
You're just an outsider!
**[08:54] Mayo**
How dare you do that to our boss?!
**[08:55] Mayo**
Hey, don't.
**[08:59] Punk**
T-Too strong...
**[09:01] Punk**
That's not fair...
**[09:03] Yama**
You thugs are such simple creatures...
**[09:09] Mob**
My little brother...
**[09:15] Rits**
N-Nii-san...
**[09:17] Yama**
Did I hit him too hard?
**[09:19] Yama**
Well, if he dies,
I'd say he was just unlucky.
**[09:24] Yama**
Hey, you good-for-nothing.
**[09:26] Yama**
What's with that rebellious stare?
**[09:29] Yama**
It's not! I was just looking...
**[09:32] Yama**
Grovel, and apologize to me.
**[09:34] Fuji**
Huh?
**[09:34] Yama**
We're reviewing the scene
you were playing out earlier.
**[09:37] Yama**
I know! All of you should grovel.
**[09:42] Yama**
Will this make you a little more willing?
**[09:45] Yama**
If you don't grovel, I'll kill all of you.
**[09:52] Yama**
What a great sight!
**[09:54] Yama**
It's a great lesson for idiots
who mistake youth and freedom.
**[09:59] Yama**
I've got one piece of advice for
the rest of your rotten lives.
**[10:03] Yama**
Try to live your lives walking on the
side of the road as much as possible,
**[10:07] Yama**
so you don't cause anyone else trouble.
**[10:10] Yama**
See ya, brats.
**[10:14] Thug**
Damn it!
**[10:15] Thug**
What was that?
**[10:19] Fuji**
That's...
**[10:24] Mob**
Ritsu!
**[10:40] Yama**
You, too, brat?
**[10:42] Rits**
N-Nii-san...
**[10:44] Yaa**
I wasn't told about a psychic brother.
**[10:48] Mob**
Let go of my brother...
**[10:50] Mob**
or else...
**[10:55] Yama**
Oh, so you've put up a barrier?
**[10:59] Mob**
* I'm not supposed to use*
* these powers against others,*
**[11:01] Mob**
*but this is different!*
**[11:07] Yama**
Don't underestimate me, brat.
**[11:10] Mob**
*I remember now!*
**[11:13] Mob**
*He's the adult esper I saw before...*
**[11:17] Yama**
There are ways to deal with
little esper brats like you.
**[11:27] Yama**
Telekinetic Helix!
***SIGN*** Telekinetic Helix
**[11:32] Mob**
* He's attacking again. I don't want*
* to become an adult like him.*
**[11:36] Yama**
Cry.
**[11:39] Mob**
*Huh?*
**[11:45] Yama**
You're so light. You fly up really well.
**[11:49] Mob**
*It hurts...*
**[11:50] Mob**
*I can't exhale...*
**[11:52] Mob**
*or inhale...*
**[11:54] Mob**
*My stomach is hot...*
**[12:00] Yama**
You surprised?
**[12:01] Yama**
My powers rip through your
barrier like an excavator.
**[12:05] Rits**
Nii-san!
**[12:07] Yama**
Stand up.
**[12:09] Yama**
You're going to protect your
little brother, right?
**[12:13] Guy**
Oh, crap.
**[12:15] Aa**
He's hitting him way too much.
**[12:17] Gozu**
*You can't be serious...*
**[12:18] Thug**
*He's gonna die.*
**[12:19] Thug**
*Seriously?*
**[12:20] Rits**
Nii-san?
**[12:24] Rits**
S-Stop...
**[12:32] Rits**
Please, stop!
**[12:42] Ritsu**
Stop!
**[12:45] Rits**
Just take me! That's what
you wanted, right?
**[12:51] Yama**
That's a wise decision,
**[12:54] Yama**
but I'm an asshole.
**[12:56] Yama**
I don't like that look on your face...
**[12:58] Yama**
That hostile little face!
**[13:06] Mob**
Hey, you.
**[13:08] Mob**
This is the first time this has happened.
**[13:14] Mob**
Can you feel it?
**[13:16] Mob**
My animosity?
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[13:35] Yama**
*He made me put my hands to the ground...*
**[13:37] Yama**
*A brat like that...*
**[13:45] Yama**
I can't get away!
**[13:52] Rits**
That guy is finished.
**[13:54] Mob**
Hey, mister, who did terrible things to us...
**[13:58] Mob**
Just so you know, this is all your fault.
**[14:02] Mob**
Don't ever show your face
in front of us again.
**[14:12] Yama**
Telekinetic Helix!
**[14:16] Yama**
*It's hard?! It's nothing like before...*
**[14:46] Thug**
Wow...
**[14:47] Thug**
Hey, did you see that?
**[14:49] Thug**
What was that?
**[14:52] Gozu**
What's going on?
**[14:55] Gozu**
You're kidding!
**[14:56] Yama**
Energy Bomb!
**[14:59] Yama**
* You're actually making me*
* use my trump card...*
**[15:03] Rits**
Nii-san!
**[15:07] Yama**
*Why won't he fall over?*
**[15:10] Dimp**
*At this rate, things won't end well...*
**[15:12] Dimp**
*I know! If I bring him here...*
**[15:17] Yama**
*Damn it! What's with this brat?*
**[15:23] Yama**
*H-He's strong!*
**[15:25] Yama**
* If I don't put up my guard,*
* I'll be knocked out in an instant.*
**[15:29] Thug**
Whoa!
**[15:29] Thu**
Yeah! Get him!
**[15:31] Some**
To think a guy like that existed...
**[15:33] Fui**
Hey, look!
**[15:35] Fui**
It's a white T-shirt!
**[15:37] Guy**
That's it!
**[15:38] Fuji**
He's not White T Poison's older brother...
**[15:41] Fuji**
*He's* the infamous shadow leader
at Salt Middle School...
**[15:44] All**
White T Poison!
**[15:48] Yama**
* Taking him on in a battle*
* of abilities isn't good.*
**[15:50] Yama**
* I don't have a choice.*
* The mission comes first.*
**[15:53] Fuji**
He's got a knife! Look out!
**[15:55] Yama**
*Shut up, brat!*
**[15:59] Mob**
If you're not going to give up, I'll end it.
**[16:01] Mob**
The next move will be the last.
**[16:03] Yama**
Take this, brat!
**[16:05] Yama**
Damn it!
**[16:06] Yama**
This barrier's so thick!
My knife won't go through!
**[16:10] Yama**
*Just kidding!*
**[16:17] Thugs**
What?
**[16:18] Yama**
* I don't like using his stuff,*
* but I don't have time.*
**[16:24] Yama**
I guess you've all seen my face.
**[16:26] Yama**
As annoying as it is, I'm gonna
have to make you all disappear.
**[16:29] Thugs**
C-Crap!
**[16:30] Thug**
Run!
**[16:31] Thug**
H-Hurry!
**[16:33] Yama**
Do you really think I'll let you
get away after everything you saw?
**[16:39] Yama**
*Impossible! I can't take him on anymore!*
**[16:42] Yama**
You're coming with me.
**[16:48] Goz**
Did we survive?
**[16:50] Aka**
Yeah!
**[16:51] Thug**
We did it!
**[16:51] Thug**
We're saved!
**[16:52] Thug**
Awesome!
**[16:53] Some**
You're amazing!
**[16:54] Aka**
You saved our lives!
**[16:56] Aka**
Huh?
**[16:58] Aka**
He's standing while unconscious.
**[17:00] Teru**
Get away from him.
It's still dangerous to be near him.
**[17:04] Some**
You're from Black Vinegar Middle School...
**[17:06] Teru**
I can't believe someone was
able to push him this far.
**[17:10] Teru**
They're no ordinary person.
**[17:11] Dimp**
The guy and Ritsu are gone.
We were a bit late.
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[17:19] Rei**
This is rock salt from the Himalayas.
**[17:22] Rei**
It goes great with pasta or meat.
**[17:24] Rei**
Let's perform the exorcism with this.
**[17:27] Rei**
Your shoulders feel heavy, right?
**[17:29] Some**
Yes. A fortuneteller told me
there was something on them.
**[17:33] Rei**
* So they just told her that and took*
* the money? How irresponsible.*
**[17:37] Rei**
All right.
**[17:41] Some**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[17:43] Rei**
Ghosts are weak against salt.
**[17:45] Rei**
First, we'll weaken it with
the rock salt powder.
**[17:47] Rei**
And this scraping noise by your ears...
**[17:49] Rei**
This will be really annoying to spirits
that want to live in a quiet place,
**[17:52] Rei**
so they should leave.
**[17:55] Rei**
Next!
**[17:56] Rei**
We'll use the hard edges of
the rock salt and do a massage
**[17:58] Rei**
to loosen up your tense muscles
and improve your blood flow.
**[18:03] Rei**
We'll place a hot towel on your face,
**[18:06] Rei**
and shut out the spirit's
visual interference.
**[18:08] Rei**
Along with using aroma oils
to maximize your relaxation,
**[18:11] Rei**
we'll light some incense that spirits hate.
**[18:14] Some**
S-Such a wonderful smell!
**[18:17] Rei**
Aroma Runaway Express!
***SIGN*** Aroma Runaway Express
**[18:20] Nar**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he sends his clients on a beauty trip
**[18:25] Nar**
that relaxes the body and soul.
**[18:29] Some**
I feel so much younger.
**[18:31] Rei**
That's great!
**[18:33] Rei**
* Thank goodness there was*
* no actual spirit this time,*
**[18:36] Rei**
* but this is the first time Mob*
* didn't show up to work on time.*
**[18:39] Rei**
* I'm gonna have to lecture him*
* when I see him next.*
**[18:45] (Flashback) Rits**
Nii-san.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Rits**
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know.
**[18:49] (Flashback) Rits**
I'll be there to listen anytime.
**[18:51] (Flashback) Rits**
Nii-san, is something bothering you?
**[18:54] (Flashback) Rits**
Are you okay, Nii-san?
**[18:55] (Flashback) Rits**
If something's bothering you, I'll listen.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Mob**
Thanks, Ritsu, but I'm fine.
**[19:01] (Flashback) Mob**
It's nothing.
**[19:03] (Flashback) Rits**
I see.
**[19:05] Mob**
*Ritsu?*
**[19:07] Mob**
*Ritsu?*
**[19:08] Mob**
*I see...*
**[19:09] Mob**
*I'm sorry I didn't realize it sooner.*
**[19:18] Teru**
Are you awake, Kageyama-kun?
**[19:20] Mob**
Hanazawa-kun... where are we?
**[19:23] Teru**
My apartment. Dimple-kun told me everything.
**[19:27] Dimp**
H-Hey, Shigeo...
**[19:30] Mob**
Dimple...
**[19:31] Mob**
What's going on?
**[19:33] Mob**
Why were you with Ritsu?
**[19:36] Dimp**
Well...
**[19:37] Mob**
And Ritsu was kidnapped.
**[19:39] Mob**
Dimple...
**[19:41] Mob**
Is this your doing?
**[19:43] Dimp**
It's a misunderstanding!
I don't know who those guys are!
**[19:46] Teru**
I know who they are.
**[19:47] Both**
Huh?
**[19:48] Teru**
They've been following me around
for a few years now.
**[19:52] Dimp**
Is that why you're living by yourself
when you're in middle school?
**[19:55] Teru**
Let me give you a warning.
**[19:57] Teru**
Stay away from them.
**[20:00] Mob**
Stay away?
**[20:03] Teru**
You'll die.
**[20:07] Teru**
It's an organization called Claw,
formed by dangerous espers.
**[20:11] Teru**
They want a revolution
and aim to turn the world on its head.
**[20:15] Teru**
Their ability to function
as a group is first-rate,
**[20:17] Teru**
and they have over a hundred espers.
**[20:21] Dimp**
You're kidding, right?
**[20:22] Mob**
A hundred...
**[20:23] Teru**
There are plenty of facilities
across the world that are trying to
**[20:27] Teru**
manufacture psychic powers.
**[20:29] Teru**
But the only one to succeed at it is Claw.
**[20:34] Teru**
Apparently they take child espers
who have yet to mature,
**[20:37] Teru**
brainwash them, and raise them as soldiers.
**[20:40] Tru**
They aren't as powerful as us Naturals,
**[20:43] Tru**
but if you underestimate them,
their sheer numbers will easily crush you.
**[20:46] Dimp**
You sure know a lot about them.
**[20:48] Teru**
I heard all about them from one of their
guys who tried to kidnap me before.
**[20:52] Teru**
Though I taught him a lesson.
**[20:55] Dimp**
Basically, they're from
a very dangerous world.
**[20:58] Dimp**
Shigeo, you could've been killed back there!
**[21:02] Mob**
It doesn't matter...
**[21:03] Mob**
Ritsu, my little brother, was kidnapped.
**[21:08] Mob**
I'm going to go save him.
**[21:10] Ter**
Do you want to die?
**[21:12] Mob**
No, not at all.
**[21:13] Teru**
Then calm down.
**[21:15] Mob**
But I think I can win.
**[21:20] Teru**
All right.
**[21:22] Teru**
But why are they after your little brother?
**[21:25] Mob**
I have no idea.
**[21:26] Dimp**
Ah! That's right!
**[21:28] Dimp**
There's a research facility where
people like you were gathering.
**[21:31] Dimp**
Ritsu was going there recently, too.
**[21:33] Mob**
Ritsu was?
**[21:34] Teeru**
So the information must
have leaked from there.
**[21:37] Tru**
Want to check it out?
**[21:38] Tru**
Though, I have a terrible feeling about this...
**[21:41] Dimp**
I'll lead you there.
**[21:47] Dmp**
This is terrible...
How could they do this to civilians?
**[21:51] Teru**
They're unconscious, but not dead.
**[21:58] Mits**
Wh-Who are you?! Where did he go?
**[22:01] Mits**
The guy with the sword!
**[22:02] Teru**
You'll need to answer our questions first.
**[22:04] Ter**
Did you sell Kageyama Ritsu's
information to Claw?
**[22:08] Mits**
Claw? What's that?
**[22:10] Mits**
Kageyama Ritsu?
**[22:12] Mits**
I don't know who that is.
**[22:13] Mits**
The one I invited here
was Kageyama Shigeo-kun.
**[22:16] Mob**
That's me.
**[22:18] Mits**
That's you?!
**[22:19] Dimp**
This all started with a misunderstanding,
**[22:21] Dimp**
and yet they really managed
to awaken Ritsu.
**[22:25] Mts**
I have no idea what's going on.
**[22:27] Mits**
Damn it...
**[22:28] Mits**
And we were finally seeing some
hope in our research, too.
**[22:32] Teru**
Looks like this guy doesn't know anything.
**[22:34] Mob**
Where are the other kids?
**[22:36] Mits**
They were kidnapped...
**[22:38] Mits**
Is this my fault?
**[22:41] Mits**
To think there are people like them...
**[22:43] Teru**
What kind of level of power did
the kids who were kidnapped have?
**[22:47] Teru**
I'd like to know what we're up against.
**[22:50] Mits**
Hold on a sec. Who are you guys?
**[22:56] Mob**
What are you doing, Hanazawa-kun?
**[22:58] Teru**
Introducing ourselves.
**[23:15] Yama**
Come on, brats. Hurry up and get out.
**[23:18] Yama**
Quit dawdling. Keep moving.
**[23:21] Yama**
Don't make me spank you.
**[23:23] Saku**
Don't scare them more than necessary.
They'll be useless then.
**[23:28] Hoshi**
Kageyama, are you okay?
**[23:31] Rits**
I'm fine, but we really shouldn't
fight back right now.
**[23:56] Rei**
Trapped in a suspicious research facility,
**[23:58] Rei**
Ritsu tries to plot an escape
with the good-for-nothing espers.
**[24:00] Rei**
Meanwhile, Mob rises to save Ritsu.
**[24:02] Rei**
That's right, Mob!
That's what you call a man.
**[24:05] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 9:
**[24:06] Rei**
"'Claw' ~7th Division~"
***SIGN*** "Claw" ~7th Division~
**[24:08] Rei**
Option B, the serious course, involves buying
the Blu-rays *and* the manga volumes.
# E9 - Claw ~7th Division~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY75KGPV6/claw-7th-division)
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**[00:02] Koya**
Looks like we ran into more
trouble than expected.
***SIGN*** Claw 7th Division
**[00:04] Saku**
You mean you did.
**[00:05] Koya**
You idiot! You only had
wimpy-looking ones to deal with.
**[00:10] Saku**
But I'm amazed you actually
managed to hurt Koyama.
**[00:13] Saku**
You might get special treatment.
**[00:16] Koya**
No, it wasn't him.
**[00:18] Koya**
Another guy got in my way,
and he was really strong.
**[00:20] Saku**
What? Another esper?
**[00:24] Koya**
Yeah. He was insanely strong for a kid.
**[00:27] Koya**
I couldn't match him in power,
so I used your spray on him.
**[00:30] Saku**
And where is that kid?
**[00:32] Koya**
I already had too much on
my plate, so I left him.
**[00:35] Saku**
This is exactly why I didn't
want to pair up with you.
**[00:38] Koya**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[00:40] Saku**
We had orders to make abducting kids
**[00:42] Saku**
with the strongest psychic
powers our top priority!
**[00:45] Saku**
If the division leader found out
that you messed up like this...
**[00:50] Tera**
This all sounds very interesting.
**[00:53] Tera**
Let me in on it.
**[00:56] Tera**
I'll make sure the division leader
doesn't find out.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Terada
**[01:00] Saku**
* And the worst possible person*
* just overheard us.*
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
***SIGN*** "Claw" ~7th Division~
**[02:39] Guy**
Terada-san, wouldn't it be better
to bring the other Scars here?
**[02:43] Tera**
No, I'm all that's needed
from the upper echelon.
**[02:47] Tera**
Koyama's an idiot,
but his abilities are the real deal.
**[02:50] Tera**
If that kid is an enemy,
he'll be a real handful,
**[02:52] Tera**
and if he joins us, he'll probably
surpass me, which also isn't good.
**[02:56] Tera**
So this isn't a mission.
**[02:58] Tera**
We're just going to nip
some trouble in the bud.
**[03:01] Tera**
Oh, by the way, this is a secret.
**[03:03] Tera**
Let's just say we're going
to capture him, kthx.
**[03:06] Guy**
Understood.
**[03:08] Teru**
What do you want to do, Kageyama-kun?
**[03:10] Teru**
We're dealing with a huge organization
with a lot of members.
**[03:13] Teru**
I think you're going to need
someone on your side.
**[03:18] Mob**
On my side?
**[03:19] Teru**
Someone who's strong and extremely smart.
**[03:22] Teru**
You know, like someone
right under your nose...
**[03:25] Mob**
The Body Improvement Club!
**[03:26] Teru**
Hey. You don't need to play the fool here.
**[03:29] Teru**
Who else but me? I'll help you out.
**[03:32] Mob**
Huh? You will, Hanazawa-kun?
**[03:34] Dimp**
What brought this on?
**[03:36] Teru**
I'm going to end up clashing
with Claw again someday.
**[03:40] Teru**
So I thought I might as well do it now
while I still have a fighting chance.
**[03:44] Teru**
And by fighting chance, I mean you.
**[03:47] Teru**
If you actually get serious about this,
there's no way we'd lose.
**[03:50] Mob**
And yet we have absolutely no clues.
**[03:54] Mit**
I'll help, too.
**[03:56] Mit**
If there's anything you need, let me know!
**[03:58] Teru**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[04:00] Teru**
Because the next attacker
**[04:02] Teru**
should be showing up any second now.
**[04:04] Mits**
That's not good!
**[04:05] Mits**
You should hurry and—
**[04:09] Teru**
Well, that was quicker than I thought.
**[04:11] Tra**
Kageyama-kun...
**[04:14] Tera**
Which one of you is the naughty little boy?
**[04:17] Teru**
Why don't we ask him a few questions?
**[04:19] Mob**
Okay.
**[04:21] Saku**
Do you think Terada can
win against that kid?
**[04:24] Koya**
I'm stronger than Terada.
**[04:26] Saku**
I don't care about that.
**[04:28] Saku**
I'm asking you if he can win.
**[04:31] Koya**
He's a really cautious guy.
**[04:33] Koya**
As strong as that kid was,
he was still only a kid.
**[04:36] Koya**
If I hadn't let my guard down, I could've
easily squashed him right at the get-go.
**[04:41] Koya**
Terada will probably be fully prepared.
**[04:43] Koya**
So that kid's probably going to
go through some harsh torture.
**[04:54] Teru**
Hurry up and spit it out.
**[04:55] Tera**
*I let my guard down!*
**[04:58] Mob**
He seems out of breath.
**[04:59] Mob**
Why don't you take a break and
let him have a sip of water?
**[05:02] Teru**
You don't realize how cruel
that suggestion is, do you?
**[05:05] Teru**
You don't have to be nice
to scum like these.
**[05:09] Teru**
Still, he really won't talk...
**[05:12] Teru**
I guess the Scars, Claw's upper echelon,
live up to their name.
**[05:15] Teru**
Despite going up against the boss
and ending up with a scar,
**[05:18] Teru**
their abilities were acknowledged,
and they became part of the upper echelon.
**[05:22] Teru**
And then you, Terada,
heard about the kid who gave Koyama,
**[05:25] Teru**
another Scar, some trouble and showed up.
**[05:28] Teru**
Yet you yourself ended up
being captured and tortured.
**[05:30] Teru**
If you feel you're in trouble, you should
tell us everything you know, quickly.
**[05:34] Tera**
I did! I did!
**[05:36] Tera**
Everything you just said is
information that I gave you!
***SIGN*** Secret Hideout Location
***SIGN*** Names of Members
***SIGN*** Abilities
***SIGN*** Etc.
**[05:39] Mob**
Yeah.
**[05:40] Mob**
We found out where their hideout is,
**[05:41] Mob**
the names and abilities of the members,
**[05:45] Mob**
and various other things.
**[05:47] Teru**
Nah... I can't believe he'd
tell us everything so easily.
**[05:51] Tera**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[05:54] Koya**
We're not starting yet?
**[05:56] Koya**
It's past the time for our regular
upper echelon meeting,
**[05:59] Koya**
and yet only seven out of
the eleven are even here.
**[06:02] Koya**
I've got to wonder about
Claw's management system.
**[06:05] Koya**
Terada went off somewhere,
so he should be fired.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Muraki
**[06:09] Mura**
You two also just showed up.
**[06:12] Muka**
Yeah, and you were thirty minutes late.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Mukai
**[06:15] Take**
We're a gathering of people who
never worked well with others.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Takeuchi
**[06:18] Take**
As long as we do what we need to do
when we need to do it, it's fine.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Miyagawa
**[06:23] Miya**
Then I guess you're out, Koyama.
**[06:25] Miya**
I heard you lost to a middle schooler.
**[06:28] Koya**
I didn't lose, and I did my job.
**[06:31] Tsu**
You really are a simpleton.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Tsuchiya
**[06:34] Tsu**
You really need to stop playing around—
**[06:37] Koya**
Shut it, fugly!
**[06:38] Tsu**
Huh? I'll kill you, you pierced chicken.
**[06:40] Koya**
You what?
**[06:41] Saku**
Sit down, Koyama.
**[06:43] Saku**
The division leader is here.
**[06:48] Ishi**
Did you wait long?
I just got a message from the boss.
***SIGN*** "Claw" 7th Division Leader:
Ishiguro
**[06:51] Ishi**
Said he's coming back to Japan next month.
**[06:53] Ishi**
Seems he's going to pick a couple of you
to be the upper echelon back at HQ.
**[06:59] Koya**
What? Are you serious?
**[07:01] Ishi**
Yes, but it looks rather doubtful
that he'd pick you,
**[07:04] Ishi**
considering how badly you messed up today.
**[07:08] Kid**
That's right!
**[07:09] Kid**
Basically, our goal is world domination.
**[07:12] Kid**
They say a skilled hawk hides its claws,
but we're not like that.
**[07:15] Kid**
We'll be hawks who don't hide our claws.
**[07:18] Kid**
We'll steal everything we can,
**[07:19] Kid**
stand at the top of the world,
**[07:21] Kid**
and lead humanity into its rightful future!
**[07:25] Guy**
Are any of you going to join us?
**[07:29] Rits**
How stupid.
**[07:31] Guy**
Hey, you Natural brats...
**[07:33] Guy2**
Don't underestimate your trainers.
**[07:37] Guy**
You noobs haven't even been
acknowledged as members yet.
**[07:44] Rits**
Are you in charge here?
We don't have psychic powers.
**[07:48] Rits**
This is some kind of misunderstanding,
so please let us go home.
**[07:51] Muto**
Did you all secretly agree to act
like you don't have psychic powers
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Muto
**[07:56] Muto**
so you'd be freed?
**[08:00] Muto**
Very well. You, come out here.
**[08:05] Asa**
The younger Shiratori brother.
**[08:08] Muto**
You have ten seconds.
**[08:10] Muto**
Show me your powers. Be quick.
**[08:17] Rits**
*Don't do it.*
**[08:20] Muto**
All right, I understand.
**[08:24] Muto**
I'll show you just what you get
if you look down on me.
**[08:27] Dai**
K-Kaito!
**[08:31] Rits**
They're going to try to
brainwash us one by one.
**[08:35] Kuuro**
Why is this happening?
**[08:38] Kuro**
I'm done with this...
**[08:42] Kai**
Daichi-oniichan!
**[08:45] Kai**
Help me!
**[08:49] Kuro**
Huh? What was that?
**[08:52] Dai**
Th-That was Kaito...
**[08:54] Dai**
My younger brother's voice...
**[09:11] Kai**
H-He's dead...
**[09:13] Muto**
This is going to happen to you, too.
**[09:15] Muto**
Take the night to reconsider
your attitudes...
**[09:19] Muto**
If you don't want to die, that is.
**[09:34] Teru**
I see it. It's that building, right?
**[09:36] Tera**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:38] Tera**
*These powers can't be coming from a child...*
**[09:44] Teru**
Okay. Let's walk from here.
**[09:50] Teru**
Ah. Terada ran away.
**[09:52] Dimp**
Should we go after him?
**[09:55] Teru**
Considering how badly we beat him,
I'm sure he won't try to defy us again.
**[09:59] Teru**
It'd just be a waste of time,
so let's just save your little brother.
**[10:05] Tera**
You stupid brats...
**[10:06] Tera**
You'll pay with your lives
for trampling all over my pride!
**[10:12] Tera**
Telekinetic control.
**[10:15] Tera**
Air Whips.
***SIGN*** Air Whips
**[10:17] Tera**
With a maximum range of sixty meters,
**[10:19] Tera**
my powers will display their
true potential in this environment!
**[10:36] Teru**
Kageyama-kun, you alive?
**[10:40] Mob**
Yeah, but that startled me.
**[10:42] Mob**
Why did trees fall from the sky?
**[10:44] Teru**
It's that guy.
**[10:46] Teru**
He said he used telekinetic powers
in the shape of whips.
**[10:48] Tera**
Say your prayers, brats.
**[10:51] Teru**
Terada!
**[10:52] Tera**
If I let you infiltrate
the facility like this,
**[10:55] Tera**
my reputation will be ruined!
**[11:02] Tera**
Got you!
**[11:12] Teru**
Well, I guess you aren't so lame after—
**[11:15] Teru**
*Crap!*
**[11:19] Tera**
Not bad, huh? Think you can hold up?
**[11:23] Teru**
K-Kageyama-kun,
**[11:25] Teru**
while I'm concentrating on
the whip, do something!
**[11:30] Mob**
I guess there are a lot of ways
to use powers.
**[11:43] Teru**
Apparently technique means nothing
before absolute power.
**[11:47] Teru**
You were finished as soon as
Kageyama-kun considered you an enemy.
**[11:52] Teru**
This battle will only last a night.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[12:01] Rits**
Let's escape.
**[12:02] Hosh**
Kageyama!
**[12:03] Hosh**
You saw what happened!
If we defy them, we die!
**[12:07] Asa**
Think about it. If they catch us...
**[12:09] Kuro**
No! Don't say any more!
**[12:12] Rits**
If I'm going to be shackled by fear
and brainwashed,
**[12:15] Rits**
I'd rather try to escape,
even if it means I could die.
**[12:18] Hos**
But Shiratori's still grieving.
**[12:21] Hos**
It'll take him a while to get over this.
**[12:23] Rits**
Shiratori-kun, help us escape.
**[12:26] Hosh**
Hey, Kageyama!
**[12:28] Dai**
Yeah, I want to escape, too.
**[12:30] Hosh**
Huh?
**[12:31] Dai**
Apparently, my younger brother is fine.
**[12:33] Dai**
We brothers are telepaths.
**[12:36] Dai**
We can communicate
even if the other is far away.
**[12:38] Dai**
I was just talking to him now.
**[12:41] Dai**
Apparently he was shown our corpses.
**[12:46] Dai**
I'm not completely sure,
**[12:47] Dai**
but I think that guy has hypnotic powers
that show us illusions.
**[12:51] Dai**
He's probably the key to this organization's
ability to brainwash people through fear.
**[12:56] Dai**
It's a good thing he took my brother,
who I can talk to telepathically.
**[13:00] Hosh**
So he's alive...
**[13:02] Asa**
But that doesn't change the fact that
this is a dangerous organization.
**[13:05] Rits**
And that's exactly why
we can't stay here long.
**[13:08] Rits**
We'll strike tonight,
**[13:10] Rits**
while the trainers are
still underestimating us.
**[13:14] Guy**
H-Hey, those guys are discussing something.
**[13:18] Guy**
Are they plotting to escape?
**[13:20] Guy**
Let them. It's no use anyway.
**[13:24] Rits**
I know it's a terrible time
to bring this up...
**[13:26] Hosh**
What's wrong?
**[13:27] Rits**
Before I tell you all my plan,
what were your,
**[13:31] Rits**
um...
**[13:33] Rits**
names again?
**[13:35] Hosh**
S-Seriously?! You didn't even
remember our names?!
**[13:40] Asa**
You always were hard to read
**[13:43] Asa**
with that gloomy face of yours...
**[13:45] Kuro**
Now, now...
**[13:47] Kuro**
I guess we'll just have to
introduce ourselves again.
**[13:49] Kuro**
I'm Kurosaki Rei.
**[13:51] Kuro**
My specialty is clairvoyance.
**[13:53] Kuro**
Pleasure to work with you, Kageyama-kun.
**[13:55] Rits**
Likewise.
**[13:56] Hosh**
I'm Hoshino Takeshi.
**[13:57] Hosh**
I have super strong telekinetic powers.
**[14:01] Asa**
I'm Asahi Go.
**[14:02] Asa**
I'm called the godsend who can
burn everything in his path.
**[14:05] Rits**
*By whom, exactly?*
**[14:07] Rits**
Pleasure to work with you both.
**[14:09] Dai**
I'm Shiratori Daichi.
**[14:11] Dai**
The guy who got taken away
is my little brother Kaito.
**[14:14] Rits**
Let's hurry up and rescue Kaito-kun
and get the heck out of here.
**[14:18] Hosh**
But do you have a plan?
**[14:20] Asa**
Also, the trainers are right there.
**[14:24] Rits**
I think they already know that
we're trying to escape.
**[14:27] Rits**
I'm sure there were other kids
who tried to do the same thing.
**[14:31] Kuro**
That would mean they're used to
dealing with escape attempts.
**[14:33] Kuro**
There goes any chance we had.
**[14:36] Rits**
That's not entirely true.
**[14:37] Rits**
If they're underestimating our powers,
we'll be able to escape.
**[14:40] Dai**
How?
**[14:42] Rits**
They probably let their guard down
because we're kids.
**[14:45] Rits**
They didn't check our belongings.
**[14:47] Hosh**
Do you really carry that around everywhere?
**[14:52] Asa**
Ignite!
**[14:57] Asa**
Now, Hoshino!
**[14:58] Hosh**
All right!
**[14:59] Hosh**
There!
**[15:07] Hosh**
Oh, it opened.
**[15:08] Asa**
I guess everything's worth a shot.
**[15:11] Guy**
Well done, brats.
**[15:13] Guy**
What now?
**[15:14] Guy**
What's your next move?
**[15:16] Hosh**
Wh-What's our next move, Kageyama?
**[15:18] Guy**
Let me just warn you that
it's safer in that cell.
**[15:21] Guy**
If you step even one foot out of there,
we're going to have to discipline you.
**[15:25] Asa**
Kageyama?
**[15:26] Kuro**
Are you telling me you didn't
plan this far ahead?
**[15:28] Rits**
Let's use Hoshino-kun's
super strong telekinesis
**[15:31] Rits**
and Asahi-kun's fire to get out of here.
**[15:36] Guy**
Well, isn't that adorable?
**[15:39] Hosh**
Listen...
**[15:40] Hosh**
you can't move something as heavy
as a person with telekinesis.
**[15:45] Asa**
Even though I'm a pyrokinetic genius,
**[15:47] Asa**
I don't think I can set fire
to something that's moving.
**[15:51] Rits**
I'll take care of it, then.
**[15:52] Hosh**
Huh?
**[15:53] Rits**
Though I'm nowhere near as good as you guys.
**[15:57] Rits**
Come on. Get out, everyone.
**[16:00] Guy**
You'll all be held responsible either way.
**[16:02] Guy**
Do you think we'd hold back
on you because you're kids?
**[16:06] Rits**
No.
**[16:07] Rits**
Why would I ever expect incompetent,
disposable lackeys like you
**[16:10] Rits**
to have that kind of common sense?
**[16:13] Hosh**
*Y-You're going to be killed, Kageyama.*
**[16:15] Guy**
I see.
**[16:17] Guy**
Well, try protecting yourself with the
spoon-bending that you're so good at,
**[16:21] Guy**
Mr. Natural!
**[16:23] Rits**
*Please, powers...*
**[16:26] Rits**
*Do as I say.*
**[16:34] Asa**
Wh-Whoa...
**[16:36] Hosh**
You probably didn't need us
to open the lock...
**[16:39] Rits**
No, we needed to show them
that we were powerless.
**[16:44] Rits**
This is a blind spot for
that security camera.
**[16:47] Rits**
Let's have them think
we're being disciplined for a while
**[16:50] Rits**
and quickly go rescue Kaito-kun.
**[16:52] Dai**
But I don't know where Kaito is.
**[16:55] Rits**
Kurosaki-san, now we're going to
have to rely on your clairvoyance.
**[16:59] Kuro**
Huh? Me?
**[17:02] Rits**
Can we count on you?
**[17:04] Kuro**
I-I'll try...
**[17:07] Both**
*Th-This is lame...*
**[17:11] Dimp**
There're some tough-looking guys
standing by the entrance.
**[17:14] Teru**
What do you wanna do?
**[17:16] Dip**
Shigeo, you need to think, too.
**[17:18] Teru**
Want to blow them away?
**[17:20] Dip**
Those strangers.
**[17:24] Mob**
L-Let's concentrate on rescuing Ritsu.
**[17:27] Dim**
I knew it.
**[17:28] Teru**
Okay.
**[17:30] Dimp**
That technique...
**[17:31] Teru**
It's the Air Whips I just learned earlier.
**[17:42] Teru**
Sorry.
**[17:47] Dimp**
It's easier to possess someone
when they're in shock.
**[17:51] Teru**
You seem used to this, Dimple-kun.
**[17:53] Teru**
Are you a pretty dangerous evil spirit?
**[17:55] Dimp**
Of course not. Right, Shigeo?
**[17:57] Mob**
Dimple's dangerous.
**[18:00] Teru**
We might've been better off
if you'd possessed Terada.
**[18:04] Dimp**
Espers all have mental protection on them,
**[18:08] Dimp**
so they're hard for evil spirits to possess.
**[18:10] Dim**
That goes for you guys, too.
**[18:13] Dimp**
Not to mention, I'm a lot weaker right now.
**[18:17] Dimp**
Usually, I'd be able to
destroy people's minds.
**[18:20] Teru**
You weren't a big deal before, either.
**[18:22] Dimp**
I was weakened then, too!
**[18:25] Mob**
Why are you weakened?
**[18:26] Dimp**
Because you almost exorcised—
**[18:29] Dimp**
Never mind.
**[18:31] Teru**
All right! Let's go!
**[18:36] Rits**
All right, we're good.
We're counting on you, Kurosaki-san.
**[18:40] Kuro**
Okay.
**[18:45] Kuro**
This way next.
**[18:46] Rits**
Let's go.
**[18:49] Teru**
All right, let's keep going.
**[18:51] Mob**
Okay.
**[18:56] Guy**
Who're you?
**[18:58] Guy**
Huh?
**[19:00] Dimp**
Hey, are you trying to kill him?
**[19:02] Dimp**
It's because we both hit him at once.
**[19:04] Teru**
Listen up, Kageyama-kun.
**[19:06] Teru**
Leave all the grunts to me.
**[19:08] Teru**
First, we need to find out where
they're holding your brother.
**[19:12] Mob**
Oh, right. Sorry...
**[19:15] Teru**
* His casual attitude is throwing me off.*
* This is supposed to be a tense situation.*
**[19:18] Guy**
Who are you?!
**[19:22] Teru**
You abducted some kids, didn't you?
**[19:24] Teru**
Tell us where they are.
**[19:27] Guy**
The children are in the basement...
**[19:30] Teru**
He said the basement.
**[19:31] Dimp**
Shigeo, apparently Ritsu's here.
**[19:34] Mob**
Thank goodness.
**[19:37] Guy**
You fools. We can hear you over the radio.
**[19:40] Guy**
We've got intruders. After them.
**[19:42] Guy**
Wait. Contact the Scars, too.
**[19:45] Guy**
They might be espers.
**[19:49] Saku**
An emergency, huh?
**[19:51] Koya**
It's gotta be him.
**[19:53] Koya**
That means Terada got his ass kicked.
**[19:56] Miya**
First Koyama, and now Terada...
**[19:59] Miya**
What's going on?
**[20:01] Koya**
Hey! I didn't lose!
**[20:04] Koya**
Terada just rushed into things!
**[20:07] Koya**
I'll take care of him.
**[20:09] Koya**
I'm delighted beyond words that
I get to see him again so soon.
**[20:13] Mura**
Are you saying we should
leave him to just you?
**[20:15] Koya**
Of course! Stay outta my way, you bastards!
**[20:18] Saku**
Don't rush into things.
There's more than one intruder.
**[20:21] Koya**
So what?
**[20:23] Saku**
You're going to lose again.
**[20:24] Koya**
Sakurai... You wanna die first?
**[20:28] Tsu**
Stop it. You're both Scars.
**[20:29] Ishi**
That's fine, Koyama-kun.
**[20:31] Ishi**
Go ahead.
**[20:33] Ishi**
But you won't get away with losing
to the same person twice.
**[20:37] Koya**
I know that.
**[20:40] Teru**
Now we're up against the clock.
**[20:42] Teru**
Let's split up and find your brother.
**[20:45] Teru**
I'll go right.
**[20:47] Teru**
Kageyama-kun, go down the middle.
**[20:51] Dimp**
Gah.
**[20:52] Mob**
Ah.
**[20:52] Dimp**
Crap, the mini boss just appeared.
**[20:56] Tru**
I see...
**[20:59] Koya**
We meet again.
**[21:00] Koya**
I beat the crap outta you,
and you can already move?
**[21:03] Koya**
Well, I'm glad you're doing well.
**[21:06] Koya**
I'll kill you this time...
**[21:09] Koya**
For real.
**[21:11] Teru**
Let's both hit him with our
full powers at the same time.
**[21:15] Mob**
We don't have time right now.
**[21:17] Koya**
You don't have time? What?
**[21:19] Koya**
You're trying to reserve your stamina?
**[21:23] Koya**
When you're facing me?
**[21:30] Koya**
You stupid brats!
**[21:32] Teru**
He's coming!
**[21:33] Koya**
Huh?
**[21:39] Koya**
*What? I can't move a finger...*
**[22:02] Mob**
Sorry for being so noisy.
**[22:05] Teru**
I see...
**[22:07] Teru**
You meant that you didn't have time
to try to hold back on him...
**[22:10] Teru**
*Didn't expect that from Kageyama-kun.*
**[22:13] Saku**
Koyama's not responding.
**[22:15] Saku**
We're definitely dealing with
someone powerful.
**[22:18] Miya**
How pathetic.
**[22:20] Who**
Let's go...
**[22:21] Who**
Show the intruders the true terror of Claw.
**[23:56] Rei**
Mob infiltrates Claw's hideout
along with Teru,
**[23:58] Rei**
who has 150% on top of his head,
and the creepy-looking balloon, Dimple.
**[24:01] Rei**
They end up facing the Scars,
who childishly refuse to hold back.
**[24:03] Rei**
Are you going to be able to win this, Mob?!
**[24:05] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 10:
**[24:06] Rei**
"The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~"
**[24:08] Rei**
The serious option C involves
Blu-rays, manga volumes, *and* events!
***SIGN*** The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~
# E10 - The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRX03W906/the-heinous-aura-mastermind)
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**[00:02] Dimp**
All right, let's go.
**[00:04] Dimp**
We'll split up here.
**[00:06] Teru**
Okay.
**[00:09] Mask**
We have at least three intruders
**[00:12] Mask**
who have defeated Terada and Koyama.
**[00:15] Mask**
It's finally time for you,
the Awakened, to shine!
**[00:18] Mask**
I'm sure that you have all
endured rigorous training.
**[00:22] Mask**
And now it's time to show them
how powerful we can be!
**[00:25] All**
Yeah!
**[00:29] Mask**
Though...
**[00:30] Mask**
You probably don't stand a chance.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
***SIGN*** The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~
**[02:07] Guy**
All the Scars were sent after the intruders?
**[02:11] Guy**
This must be a huge deal.
**[02:14] Guy2**
Just how long will we have to
be babysitters or errand boys?
**[02:19] Guy3**
Let it go, man.
**[02:20] Guy3**
Those of us who don't awaken
will always be stuck at the bottom.
**[02:23] Guy3**
Eventually, we'll end up
subordinates of kids like him.
**[02:27] Guy4**
Speaking of kids,
**[02:28] Guy4**
did you hear about the kid
who was sent from HQ as a temp?
**[02:32] Guy4**
Apparently he's an Awakened Child
created by HQ.
**[02:36] Guy**
What?
**[02:37] Guy**
Are you saying a normal kid survived
that insane awakening experiment?
**[02:41] Guy**
Man...
**[02:42] Guy**
I want to be in an experiment at HQ, too.
**[02:45] Old**
Don't even think about it. You'd die.
**[02:48] Old**
It does much worse things than
just destroy your mind.
**[02:51] Guy**
You know about HQ, Gen-san?
**[02:53] Old**
Just stories.
**[02:55] old**
I heard that it's so painful
that people have even died.
**[02:59] Old**
After spending twenty years
as a lackey in this organization,
**[03:02] Old**
I've learned that HQ is bad news.
**[03:05] Guy**
Er...
**[03:06] Guy**
What the hell do you think
you guys are doing?
**[03:10] Rits**
Busted, huh? Should've known.
**[03:11] Guy**
What happened to your trainers?!
**[03:13] Rits**
Took them out.
**[03:14] Guy**
I can't believe they lost to some kids.
**[03:18] Guy**
We'll—
**[03:19] Old**
Don't even think about it!
**[03:21] Guy**
Gen-san? Why?
**[03:23] Rits**
Huh, that's unexpected. Are you sure?
**[03:26] Old**
Yeah. Go.
**[03:28] Rits**
Well, thanks.
**[03:30] Hos**
*We won't get stabbed in the back, will we?*
**[03:34] Guy**
Gen-san, why?!
**[03:35] Old**
Shut up, you young'uns!
**[03:37] Old**
You don't know anything!
**[03:40] Old**
A powerful esper and a normal human
are like night and day.
**[03:43] Old**
The difference in strength is astronomical.
**[03:46] Old**
It's not one versus ten,
it's *zero* versus ten.
**[03:49] Old**
There's no way you can win.
**[03:51] Guy**
Damn it... If only I'd awakened...
**[03:54] Old**
Give it up.
**[03:56] Old**
If you don't awaken the first time,
there's no hope.
**[03:59] Guy**
Huh? Seriously?
**[04:01] Guy**
Are we going to be lackeys forever, then?
**[04:03] Guy**
You're okay with that, Gen-san?!
**[04:08] Old**
See? You really don't get it.
**[04:12] Old**
Claw will definitely reign over this world,
**[04:15] Old**
and even us lackeys will be rewarded.
**[04:19] Old**
Right now, we just have
to wait and endure...
**[04:22] Old**
until the day of the revolution.
**[04:27] Dimp**
Oh? Oh, oh, oh?
**[04:30] Dimp**
Looks like I found a rather special door.
**[04:35] Dimp**
Maybe it's where they're keeping
Ritsu and the others.
**[04:43] Guy**
I thought it was an intruder,
but it's just security.
**[04:47] Guy**
What are you wandering around for?
**[04:49] Dimp**
Well, I just got a little lost.
**[04:52] Dimp**
I have a terrible sense of direction.
**[04:54] Green**
Do your damn job.
**[04:57] Dimp**
Yeah, sorry.
**[04:59] Dimp**
I actually haven't been in this room yet.
**[05:04] Dimp**
Maybe I'll just have a peek...
**[05:06] Guy**
Stop.
**[05:08] Guy**
You're an impostor, aren't you?
**[05:11] Dimp**
I'm telling you to let me see the room,
**[05:13] Dimp**
small fries.
**[05:15] Guy**
He's one of the intruders!
All of you, release your powers!
**[05:19] Dimp**
*Whoa. Individually, they're small fries,*
**[05:22] Dimp**
*but they're not bad when they work together.*
**[05:24] Dimp**
*A normal human wouldn't be able to get free.*
**[05:27] Guy**
You wanna keep this up until you pass out?
**[05:30] Dimp**
But in the end...
**[05:34] Dimp**
you guys still reek of small fry!
**[05:41] Dimp**
So, let's see...
**[05:43] Dimp**
just what's in this room...
**[05:47] Dimp**
Hey, explain.
**[05:49] Guy**
Th-This is the awakening experiments room...
**[05:53] Dimp**
These look like torture devices.
**[05:55] Guy**
Th-They said that experiencing pain
is one way to be awakened...
**[06:01] dimp**
Hmm... They're not too far off.
**[06:05] Dimp**
But, even after going through all that pain,
**[06:08] Dimp**
all you guys can do is momentarily
paralyze someone as a group.
**[06:11] Dimp**
The world really does favor the gifted.
**[06:14] Guy**
You guys have a better chance
focusing on body building.
**[06:18] Mats**
Oh?
**[06:21] Mats**
It's not every day a ghost wanders in here.
**[06:26] Mats**
Why don't you become mine?
**[06:28] Mats**
I'll take good care of you...
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Matsuo
**[06:34] Dimp**
You want to own me?
**[06:37] Dimp**
*Someone dangerous just showed up...*
**[06:41] Teru**
Say what?
**[06:42] Teru**
You didn't find them in their cage?!
**[06:45] Teru**
Don't mess with me!
**[06:46] Teru**
I told you to bring them here!
**[06:49] Guy**
Er, but you see...
**[06:50] Guy**
It appears they got out on their own.
**[06:53] Teru**
I'll kick yer ass if yer talking out of it!
**[06:56] Guy**
I-I'm not lying.
**[06:58] Teru**
I see.
**[07:02] Teru**
Good grief.
**[07:05] Teru**
*I don't like imitating them,*
**[07:08] Teru**
*but it seems to work well on weaklings.*
**[07:11] Guy**
You underestimated us.
**[07:13] Guy**
You're wide open! Ignite!
**[07:16] Guy**
It lit!
**[07:17] Guy**
With this flame, I'll defeat y—
**[07:20] Teru**
I can't believe you thought
you could fight me with that.
**[07:24] Teru**
Man, everyone in Claw seems a bit—
**[07:34] Pyro**
Did you get burned?
**[07:38] Pyro**
This is true pyrokinesis,
**[07:41] Pyro**
the ability to wield fire.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Miyagawa
**[07:46] Teru**
*A Scar...*
**[07:47] Pyro**
Are you the brat Koyama was talking about?
**[07:50] Pyro**
All right.
**[07:52] Pyro**
I'll turn you into ash.
**[07:59] Pyro**
* "My barrier can hold up," is what*
* you're thinking, isn't it?!*
**[08:21] Pyro**
The inside of your barrier turns
into an insanely hot sauna,
**[08:25] Pyro**
so much so that your lungs
will burn when you breathe.
**[08:29] Pyro**
It's a stupid error that amateurs make.
**[08:33] Teru**
You're the amateur.
**[08:35] Pyro**
Well, aren't you a spirited one?
**[08:37] Pyro**
But to fight back,
you'll have to drop your barrier,
**[08:41] Pyro**
and then you'll be burnt to a crisp.
**[08:43] Pyro**
And if you keep this up, you'll be steamed.
**[08:45] Pyro**
That means this fight is over.
**[08:48] Pyro**
Your options are burn to death
or swear fealty to me—
**[08:51] Teru**
Just try it.
**[08:54] Pyro**
As you wish!
**[08:58] Pyro**
You fool! Now I won't spare you,
even if you beg and cry!
**[09:02] Pyro**
But I guess this heat would
evaporate your tears, too!
**[09:14] Teru**
Ouch. When I switched it over,
my clothes got singed.
**[09:18] Teru**
It's true that you can't defend and attack
at the same time with psychic powers.
**[09:22] Teru**
So then, you just have to put up a barrier
around the source of the fire.
**[09:25] Teru**
But...
**[09:26] Teru**
I guess you're not listening.
**[09:28] Teru**
You're causing a racket, so I'll free you.
**[09:32] Teru**
Well, this is surprising.
You can still move with those burns?
**[09:36] Teru**
Perhaps people with pyrokinesis
have a higher tolerance to heat.
**[09:41] Teru**
Though, well,
**[09:43] Teru**
your lack of flexibility was your downfall.
**[09:48] Ter**
I win.
**[09:52] Ter**
Wow, now I'm sweating.
**[09:55] Teru**
Maybe I was a little scared.
**[09:56] Sak**
I praise you.
**[09:59] Sak**
You're stronger than I was as a child,
**[10:02] Sak**
but I'm stronger now than
you will be in ten years.
**[10:07] Sak**
Give up now.
**[10:09] Teru**
Oh, come on. Quit exaggerating.
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[10:24] Mob**
Oh, hello. Good evening.
**[10:27] Mob**
Um, I'm looking for my younger brother,
**[10:30] Mob**
and apparently he's somewhere
in this building.
**[10:33] Muka**
Found him!
**[10:34] Muka**
My dolls found an intruder!
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Mukai
**[10:37] Muka**
Hey, Tsucchi. Can I do
whatever I want with him?
**[10:41] Tsu**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Tsuchiya
**[10:42] Tsu**
He's your toy now.
**[10:44] Muka**
Yay!
**[10:46] Muka**
I'm gonna go have a look!
**[10:48] Muka**
If I don't hurry,
my dolls will break him in a jiffy.
**[10:52] tsu**
*The puppet master, Mukai.*
**[10:54] tsu**
*Quite the ability she's got.*
**[10:56] tsu**
* She can remote control*
* all of those wooden dolls,*
**[11:00] Tsu**
* meaning she holds an*
* immortal army in her hands.*
**[11:03] Tsu**
* Look at her, so excited over*
* finding a new toy.*
**[11:07] Tsu**
* I definitely don't want to*
* get on her bad side.*
**[11:11] Tsu**
They went past.
**[11:12] Rits**
All right, let's go.
**[11:13] Rits**
We have to find the exit quickly.
**[11:15] Girl**
Ah.
**[11:16] Gil**
Found the escapees!
**[11:19] Guy**
That was easy!
**[11:19] Kuro**
Sorry, I picked the wrong route.
**[11:23] Rits**
You did just fine.
**[11:25] Rits**
We're going to force our way through.
**[11:27] Chins**
Don't look down on us, brat!
**[11:29] Guy**
Fly away!
**[11:30] Guy**
Combination Super Psychokine—
**[11:36] Hosh**
Wow...
**[11:37] Rits**
It looks like their espers
aren't that strong.
**[11:40] Rits**
They're all on par with Hoshino-kun.
**[11:43] Hosh**
What does that me—
**[11:44] Rits**
They'd be scarier using their bare hands.
**[11:48] Sho**
Not bad.
**[11:49] Sho**
It's true that those guys are
still useless as soldiers.
***SIGN*** Sho
**[11:54] Rits**
* I don't see a scar like*
* the trainers mentioned on him.*
**[11:57] Rits**
*He's not a part of the upper echelon.*
**[11:59] Rits**
Who are you?
**[12:00] Sho**
Gee, I dunno. Who could I be?
**[12:02] Hosh**
And now we get to deal
with someone annoying.
**[12:04] Rits**
We're in a bit of a hurry right now.
**[12:07] Rits**
You can quiz us some other time.
**[12:10] Sho**
Don't be so mean.
I thought we could be friends.
**[12:15] Hosh**
Th-This guy's dangerous.
**[12:17] Asa**
We're finished...
**[12:19] Rits**
All of you, go ahead.
**[12:21] Asa**
Kageyama...
**[12:23] Rits**
I'll take care of him.
**[12:25] Hosh**
Wait! He's too much!
**[12:27] Sho**
You can't beat me, no matter what you do.
**[12:30] Rits**
I don't believe that.
**[12:32] Sho**
Why?
**[12:33] Sho**
It's not like you're dumb, right?
**[12:35] Rits**
I don't know.
**[12:37] Rits**
Maybe it's because I know
someone stronger than you.
**[12:40] Sho**
I see. So he must be one of the intruders.
**[12:44] Rits**
Then, I guess I'll just have to use you
as bait so I can meet him.
**[12:49] Muka**
Tsucchi!
**[12:51] Tsuu**
Oh, Mukai.
**[12:53] Tsu**
You're back already?
**[12:54] Tsu**
I see you're as ruthless as ev—
**[12:59] tsu**
Wood scraps?
**[13:01] Tsu**
Mukai, what happened to your dolls?
**[13:10] Muka**
He broke all of my dolls!
**[13:15] Tsu**
Leave this to me.
**[13:22] Tsu**
Hey, you.
**[13:23] Tsu**
Are you the intruder?
**[13:26] Tsu**
*He really is just a kid.*
**[13:28] Tsu**
*A kid like this...*
**[13:30] Mob**
Are you violent, too, old lady?
**[13:33] Tsu**
Who are you calling old?!
**[13:39] Muka**
Tsucchi!
**[13:41] Tsu**
You're not going to stop me
**[13:43] Tsu**
with telekinesis like that!
**[13:48] Mask**
Her ability is hardening qigong,
which she uses to divert all of her qi
**[13:53] Mask**
into her fists or knees to
make them more powerful.
**[13:56] Mask**
In terms of pure fighting ability,
she's top-class, even within the Scars.
**[14:00] Mask**
If she happens to lose,
**[14:03] Mask**
Takeuchi-kun, you might
actually have to get serious.
***SIGN*** "Claw" Upper Echelon: Takeuchi
**[14:14] Tsu**
* It'll be troublesome if*
* I let him use telekinesis.*
**[14:22] Tsu**
*It's not having much effect.*
**[14:23] Tsu**
*Is his qi guard really thick?*
**[14:27] Tsu**
*Without any build up?!*
**[14:37] Tsu**
Hey! Your phone's ringing!
**[14:46] Tsu**
What a surprise.
**[14:48] Tsu**
You came this far, so why are you crying?
**[14:52] Mob**
Why do I have to beat up a lady, too?
**[14:57] Muka**
Huh?
**[14:58] Tsu**
What did you say?
**[15:00] Mob**
My master said
**[15:02] Mob**
that guys who hit women
**[15:04] Mob**
are the biggest losers in the world.
**[15:08] Tsu**
You're quite the gentleman,
but that's an insult.
**[15:11] Tsu**
I want to fight you fair and square.
**[15:15] Tsu**
Don't hold back, and come at me!
**[15:18] Dimp**
Stay away!
**[15:24] Dimp**
Looks like I drew the short straw.
**[15:27] Dimp**
*I've never even heard of this.*
**[15:29] Dimp**
* This human actually made*
* evil spirits his obedient pets.*
**[15:33] Guy**
You're good at running away.
**[15:36] Guy**
But why don't you leave that body behind?
**[15:38] Guy**
Isn't it easier to run away
in your spiritual form?
**[15:41] Guy**
Are you holding him hostage?
**[15:43] Guy**
He's not worth it.
**[15:47] Dimp**
*Crap!*
**[15:54] Dimp**
*This body won't hold up much longer.*
**[15:56] Dimp**
* Only third-rate spirits would let*
* the body they possessed be damaged.*
**[16:00] Dimp**
* But I have even less of a chance*
* beating him in spirit form.*
**[16:03] Dimp**
*In that case...*
**[16:06] Guy**
What are you trying to do?
**[16:08] Dimp**
Those things return to
their master after they attack.
**[16:13] Dimp**
I wonder why they're trained to do that.
**[16:16] Dimp**
Maybe it's because the master
can't protect himself!
**[16:20] Dimp**
I see right through you!
**[16:23] Guy**
*He's fast!*
**[16:23] Guy**
Cookie! Gum-chan!
**[16:26] Guy**
*Now he can't come any closer.*
**[16:28] Guy**
What?!
**[16:34] Guy**
*He fell?*
**[16:36] Guy**
*No, wait!*
**[16:39] Dimp**
We can fight some other time. See ya.
**[16:42] Dimp**
I'll crush you next time.
**[16:45] Guy**
A... After him!
**[16:47] Guy**
He will be mine!
**[16:54] Dimp**
I'm right above you, dumbass.
**[16:55] Dimp**
Man, I can't believe you fell for that.
**[16:58] Guy**
*Crap!*
**[16:59] Guy**
Come back!
**[17:01] Dimp**
Three seconds is plenty of time.
**[17:03] Dimp**
Better grit your teeth!
**[17:08] Guy**
You're the one who underestimated me.
**[17:12] Guy**
Who said I only had two evil spirits?
**[17:16] Dimp**
* You mean all of those*
* around his waist are...*
**[17:18] Dimp**
Crap! There's nowhere to ru—
**[17:24] Mask**
Tsuchiya-san was defeated.
**[17:27] Mask**
Takeuchi-kun, I'm counting on you.
**[17:30] Take**
Very well.
**[17:31] Take**
No one is a match for my super qigong.
**[17:35] Take**
I'll win, no matter what!
**[17:38] Mask**
His face changes when he's in battle mode.
**[17:40] Mask**
Takeuchi the super qigong user...
**[17:43] Mask**
Even I can't completely read him.
**[17:46] Mask**
What do you think?
**[17:48] Teru**
I think you should all hurry up and run.
**[17:51] Mask**
Why?
**[17:52] Teru**
Because I know Kageyama-kun.
**[17:55] Mask**
Oh?
**[17:56] Teru**
Not to mention, it's impossible to take
over the world with psychic powers.
**[18:00] Teru**
Why don't you use this opportunity
to wake up from your dream?
**[18:03] Mask**
You won against Miyagawa.
**[18:06] Mask**
What are you doing with the normals
when you're so powerful?
**[18:11] Guy**
We are special beings.
**[18:14] Guy**
And that's reality, not a dream.
**[18:16] Teru**
As long as you believe that,
you'll never be able to defeat him.
**[18:25] Mob**
I know you were trying to do something,
but I'm really sorry.
**[18:27] Mob**
I'm in a hurry right now.
**[18:45] Mob**
Y-You're kidding...
**[18:48] Mob**
Is that Ritsu?
**[18:50] Mob**
Why?
**[18:54] Mob**
He's still breathing. Thank goodness...
**[18:57] Mob**
But why?
**[19:00] Mob**
Why does Ritsu have to go through this?
**[19:03] Mob**
My little brother...
**[19:08] Mob**
Unforgivable.
**[19:12] Chin**
Oh? What's this situation?
**[19:18] Chin**
Have you already been defeated
**[19:21] Chin**
before I even used my powers, boy?
**[19:25] Mob**
Did you do this?
**[19:28] Chin**
You're not hiding your hostility at all.
**[19:30] Chin**
Then I'll show you even greater
despair, free of charge.
**[19:48] Mob**
No...
**[19:53] Mob**
This isn't real...
***SIGN*** Rejection
**[20:27] Sho**
Man, that was close.
**[20:29] Sho**
He managed to amplify the illusion
Muto showed him and reversed it.
**[20:33] Sho**
I'm not sure if that was planned,
or just his natural instincts.
**[20:36] Sho**
He's pretty interesting, too.
**[20:39] Sho**
It was totally worth using
his brother as bait.
**[20:42] Sho**
They're great brothers.
**[20:45] Mask**
Out of the eleven Scars,
seven have been defeated.
**[20:50] Mask**
How should I explain that to the boss?
**[20:53] Teru**
*What's going on?*
**[20:55] Ter**
*Kageyama-kun lost?*
**[20:57] Teru**
*It can't be.*
**[20:58] Teru**
*The guy who carried those two here...*
**[21:01] Teru**
*Did he actually...*
**[21:03] Sho**
What's up? Don't be scared!
**[21:05] Teru**
* There's no way he'd lose*
* to someone like that!*
**[21:09] Guy**
I'm back! Oh?
**[21:11] Guy**
I see you captured the other intruders, too.
**[21:14] Saku**
You look happy.
**[21:15] Guy**
Yes.
**[21:16] Guy**
One of the intruders was an evil spirit
with a very strong ego.
**[21:20] Teru**
*Dimple-kun, too?*
**[21:22] Guy**
This poison jar has hundreds
of evil spirits thrown in.
**[21:26] Guy**
The one that survives after they devour
one another becomes the ultimate pet.
**[21:31] Dimp**
What is this place?
**[21:33] Dimp**
Wait, stop...
**[21:34] Dimp**
We can talk this out!
**[21:36] Dimp**
W-Wait, even if you eat me,
I have no nutritional value!
**[21:39] Dimp**
Help me!
**[23:14] Hosh**
I see it. There's the exit!
**[23:16] Asa**
Now we can call for help!
**[23:18] Hos**
Wait, stop! It's no use.
**[23:21] Asa**
What's wrong, Hoshino?
**[23:24] Hosh**
Damn it. We're not going
to be able to get through.
**[23:27] Kuro**
Wait, that's...
**[23:29] Asa**
What the...
**[23:30] Asa**
Did someone important show up or something?
**[23:35] Hosh**
That aura...
**[23:36] Asa**
Even I can feel it.
**[23:39] Asa**
It's an insanely powerful esper!
**[23:42] Kuro**
No, it can't be.
**[23:44] Big**
Th-Then the only possibility is...
**[23:48] Lit**
Could he be this organization's...
**[23:50] All**
Claw's boss?!
**[23:56] Rei**
The boss of Claw finally shows himself.
**[23:58] Rei**
Yes, it's me.
**[24:00] Rei**
I'm sorry I kept this hidden
from you so long, Mob.
**[24:02] Rei**
No matter what happens from now on,
live your life to the fullest.
**[24:04] Rei**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 11:
**[24:07] Rei**
"Master ~Leader~"
***SIGN*** Master ~Leader~
**[24:08] Rei**
The serious option C? An excellent decision.
# E11 - Master ~Leader~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6190D4QY/master-leader)
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**[00:02] Rei**
*Damn it, Mob.*
**[00:04] Rei**
* You could've let me know*
* if you had other plans.*
**[00:07] Rei**
*Why do you think I gave you a cellphone?*
**[00:10] Rei**
You can drop me off here.
**[00:15] Guy**
Th-Thank you. That'll be 8,810 yen.
***SIGN*** Hakata Salt
**[00:22] Guy**
S-Sir? What are you going
to do out here so late?
**[00:25] Rei**
Don't worry.
**[00:26] Rei**
I'm not planning to do anything rash.
**[00:29] Rei**
*What the heck is he doing out here?*
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[02:04] (Flashback) Mob**
I-It's okay, Ritsu.
**[02:07] (Flashback) Mob**
I'm pretty sure it's this way.
**[02:09] (Flashback) Rits**
Okay...
**[02:11] (Flashback) Rits**
This is the same place as earlier.
**[02:14] (Flashback) Mob**
I'm sorry, Ritsu. It's my fault for
saying we should go exploring...
**[02:18] (Flashback) Rits**
Forget the apologies.
Let's focus on finding a way back.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Mob**
Yeah... But how?
**[02:25] (Flashback) Rits**
Oh, I know!
**[02:27] (Flashback) Mob**
Ritsu?
**[02:28] (Flashback) Rits**
I learned this in science class.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Rits**
The side with moss growing on it is north.
**[02:33] (Flashback) Rits**
Moss always grows where
the sun doesn't shine much!
**[02:36] (Flashback) Rits**
See?
**[02:38] (Flashback) Rits**
This way is north.
**[02:39] (Flashback) Rits**
If we walk this way, we'll get to the river.
**[02:41] (Flashback) Rits**
Then we can get back to
where we were barbecuing.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Its**
Let's go, Nii-san.
**[02:46] (Flashback) Mob**
Yeah!
**[02:51] Teru**
Looks like you're awake.
**[02:52] Mob**
Where am I—
**[02:55] Teru**
Are you all right?
**[02:56] teru**
Do you remember how you lost?
**[02:58] Mob**
Not at all...
**[03:00] Rits**
Nii-san, does your head hurt?
**[03:03] Rits**
What could it be? Nothing serious, I hope.
**[03:04] Rits**
I hope you didn't suffer any brain damage.
**[03:07] Mob**
Ritsu...
**[03:16] Mob**
I'm so glad you're okay.
**[03:19] Mob**
You're okay, right?
**[03:21] Rits**
Nii-san...
**[03:22] Mob**
Let's hurry home.
**[03:23] Mob**
Right, Hanazawa-kun?
**[03:25] Teru**
We can't.
**[03:26] Teru**
I'm not sure why, but we can't
use our powers in this room.
**[03:30] Teru**
It was futile, no matter
how many times I tried.
**[03:33] Teru**
Usually, it'd be easy for me
to bust a hole into this wall.
**[03:37] Mob**
Oh, you're right.
**[03:40] Mob**
But that's okay. Ritsu's with us.
**[03:44] Rits**
Huh?
**[03:45] Teru**
What can your little brother do?
**[03:47] Mob**
He's really smart.
**[03:49] Mob**
Unlike me, who can't do anything
without psychic powers,
**[03:53] Mob**
he can figure anything out
and solve any problem.
**[03:56] Mob**
Even without relying on powers.
**[03:59] Teru**
You're proud of him, huh?
So much so that you rely on him.
**[04:02] Mob**
I admire him. I admire him immensely.
**[04:06] Rits**
That's not fair...
**[04:08] Rits**
You won't even let me apologize.
**[04:12] Rits**
That's not fair!
**[04:14] Rits**
Even I...
**[04:18] Rits**
I...
**[04:23] Mask**
Your sealed room is amazing
as usual, Sakurai-kun.
**[04:28] Saku**
Of course.
**[04:29] Saku**
That aside, what now?
**[04:31] Saku**
Are we going to make those intruders
a new part of the upper echelon?
**[04:35] Mask**
You're jumping the gun.
**[04:37] Mask**
First, we need to brainwash them thoroughly.
**[04:39] Sho**
Hey, hold on a second, you guys.
**[04:41] Sho**
Are you planning to turn
decent talent into junk?
**[04:44] Sho**
That group of middle schoolers
will be recruited to HQ.
**[04:48] Mask**
Suzuki-kun, was it?
**[04:51] Mask**
I call all the shots in the 7th Division,
including personnel decisions.
**[04:56] Sho**
I'm going to take them,
especially the kid in the uniform.
**[04:59] Sho**
We really connected.
**[05:00] Sho**
He'll be a great friend.
**[05:03] Saku**
Quit acting like you're more
than a temp trainee.
**[05:06] Saku**
I'm not very kind.
**[05:08] Sho**
Oh, don't get so mad.
**[05:11] Sho**
Are you actually upset about
your coworkers being defeated?
**[05:14] Sho**
Apparently, you guys got along
better than I thought.
**[05:19] Sho**
Calm down, old man.
**[05:21] Sho**
That was a compliment.
**[05:22] Chin**
Stop it, Sakurai.
**[05:24] Sho**
Everyone at HQ hates one another.
**[05:27] Sho**
I feel at home here.
**[05:29] Saku**
Hmph. Kids these days...
**[05:38] Guy**
Hey! Who the hell are you?!
**[05:39] Guy**
Is he with the intruders?
**[05:40] Guy**
What do you want?
**[05:41] Guy**
Hey, get the others!
**[05:42] Rei**
Hey, what are you guys talking about?
What's going on inside?
**[05:45] Guy**
Don't move, you suspicious jerk!
Tell us who you are!
**[05:48] Rei**
Oh, yeah...
**[05:50] Guy**
Does he have a gun?! Be careful.
**[05:52] Rei**
Ah... Crap.
**[05:54] Rei**
I ran out of business cards.
**[05:55] Guy**
B-Business cards?
**[05:57] Guy**
Did he say business cards?
**[05:58] Rei**
Anyway, listen, you guys.
**[06:00] Rei**
Is something going on inside?
**[06:03] Guy**
S-Stay back!
**[06:04] Guy**
We have nothing to say
to some weird outsider!
**[06:07] Rei**
Hmm... That's strange.
**[06:10] Rei**
I'm usually informed when something happens,
**[06:14] Rei**
but I haven't heard anything.
**[06:16] Girl**
What are you talking about?
**[06:18] Guy**
Could he mean...
**[06:19] Rei**
So, let me get straight to the point.
**[06:21] Rei**
Can you all use psychic powers?
**[06:23] Guy**
H-How does he know about that?
**[06:24] Guy**
He knows about our organization?
**[06:25] Girl**
He's acting pretty important...
**[06:27] Rei**
Sorry, but I'm getting nowhere with you guys.
**[06:30] Guy**
Hold it, you damned intruder!
**[06:32] Guy**
S-Stop it! He might be...
**[06:35] Guy**
I think so, too...
**[06:37] Rei**
Let go.
**[06:40] Rei**
I'm only here to talk about work
with my subordinate.
**[06:43] Guy**
Subordinate?
**[06:44] Guy**
Subordinate? Could it be?
**[06:47] Guy**
* Everyone here is the*
* 7th Division Leader's subordinate.*
**[06:49] Guy**
* But Division Leader Ishiguro is*
* a direct subordinate of the boss...*
**[06:52] Guy**
*Which means...*
**[06:55] Guy**
*I was so rude!*
**[06:57] Guy**
*I-I'm going to be killed!*
**[06:59] Rei**
What? Are you not feeling well?
**[07:01] Rei**
Hey, someone help him in.
**[07:03] Rei**
Surely you guys have a break room.
**[07:04] Girl**
H-He's so kind!
**[07:06] Guy**
He totally exudes a superior aura...
It's gotta be him!
**[07:09] Guy**
He's Claw's boss!
**[07:11] Guy**
He's come back to Japan!
**[07:12] Guy**
He's coming through!
**[07:13] Guy**
Make way!
**[07:16] Guy**
Pardon me. Reporting!
**[07:19] Mask**
What is it?
**[07:20] Guy**
The boss is here from HQ.
**[07:23] Mask**
What?
**[07:25] Mask**
But he said he'd be coming next month.
**[07:30] Rei**
Hm?
**[07:32] Rei**
Someone just hid.
**[07:34] Guy**
What?! It's either an intruder or an escapee!
**[07:37] Guy**
Capture them!
**[07:38] All**
Yeah!
**[07:41] Kuro**
We got caught again.
**[07:43] Rei**
Hey, don't be violent to kids.
**[07:46] Guy**
S-Sorry, Boss!
**[07:48] Hosh**
So you are their boss.
**[07:50] Rei**
No, I'm not that important.
**[07:53] Guy**
Oh, come on, now.
**[07:55] Girl**
The real deal doesn't brag to children.
**[07:57] Hosh**
* Looks like we might actually*
* be able to get through to him.*
**[08:00] Hosh**
Um, we were suddenly kidnapped
and held captive here.
**[08:05] Hosh**
Our friend is still in custody.
**[08:07] Hosh**
Please help!
**[08:09] Rei**
Were you guys really doing that?
**[08:11] Guy**
Huh? But we were just following orders...
**[08:14] Ei**
You're blaming others?
**[08:15] Guy**
I'm very sorry!
**[08:17] Rei**
Not to mention, it's not right
to commit villainy
**[08:20] Rei**
just because you were ordered to.
**[08:22] Rei**
When underlings get too obedient,
they're nothing but trash.
**[08:25] Guy**
B-But... We believed in—
**[08:28] Rei**
You fools!
**[08:32] Rei**
Even if you're able to
rise to the top like that,
**[08:35] Rei**
all you'll see when you look down is
the filth you left in your wake.
**[08:39] Rei**
I'm not sure what you're trying to do,
**[08:41] Rei**
but getting to the top only feels good
when you do it the right way!
**[08:45] Rei**
Repent and reflect!
**[08:47] Girl**
T-True...
**[08:48] Guy**
We've been doing such petty things...
**[08:51] Hosh**
W-Wow, they changed instantly...
**[08:54] Asa**
I guess the boss would be
in a league of his own.
**[08:58] Mb**
Have you thought of anything, Ritsu?
**[09:00] Rits**
It's probably best we don't
try anything right now.
**[09:03] Rits**
They'll come check on us for sure.
**[09:06] Rits**
Let's conserve our energy until then.
**[09:08] Teru**
You're right.
**[09:10] Teru**
The moment we get our powers back
will be the decisive moment.
**[09:12] Teru**
We can count on your strength,
too, right, Little Brother?
**[09:16] Mob**
Huh?
**[09:16] Rits**
It's my fault for involving you two.
**[09:19] Rits**
I'll do what I can.
**[09:22] Mob**
Will he be okay?
**[09:23] Teru**
Hey, I was almost burned to death.
**[09:27] Teru**
But, well, if you get serious,
**[09:30] Teru**
the two of us won't even have to fight.
**[09:34] Teru**
They're here.
**[09:38] Teru**
And they're moving in a pack, as always.
**[09:44] Rei**
Hey, Mob.
**[09:45] Rei**
What the heck are you doing
in a place like this?
**[09:48] Rei**
Oh, your little brother's here, too.
**[09:50] Rei**
What's up?
**[09:51] Teru**
Wh-Who are you?
**[09:53] Teru**
Do you know the Kageyama brothers?
**[09:55] Guy**
Hey! Don't talk that way to the boss!
**[09:58] Teru**
The boss?!
**[10:00] Mob**
What are you doing here, Master?
**[10:01] Both**
Master?!
**[10:03] Rei**
Is that a wi—
**[10:05] Rei**
Who's he? Your friend?
**[10:07] Teru**
* Th-That's Kageyama-kun's master*
* and Claw's boss?*
**[10:11] Teru**
*But this is our chance!*
**[10:12] Teru**
We're being held here against our will!
**[10:14] Teru**
Please let us go!
**[10:17] Rei**
Why do you have them trapped in here?
**[10:19] Guy**
Huh? Well...
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[10:21] Rei**
Why are you whispering?
**[10:22] Ei**
Well, it's top secret...
**[10:26] Rei**
No, really...
**[10:28] Rei**
Guys, that's a crime.
**[10:30] All**
We're very sorry!
**[10:31] Mob**
You're amazing, Master.
**[10:33] Rits**
*Did he really manage to fool them?*
**[10:35] Rei**
Anyway, let's get out of here.
**[10:37] Rits**
*Are we saved...?*
**[10:37] Mob**
Okay.
**[10:39] Guy**
Boss, where are you going?
**[10:41] Rei**
I said we're leaving.
**[10:43] Guy**
You should at least wait for
Division Leader Ishiguro...
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[11:00] Mask**
Who are you?
**[11:02] Guy**
You're not the boss.
**[11:03] Rei**
Introduce yourselves,
you criminal organization.
**[11:07] Mask**
I'm Ishiguro, the 7th Division Leader
of the psychic association, Claw.
**[11:11] Mask**
Who might you be?
**[11:13] Rei**
The greatest psychic in modern history,
Reigen Arataka-sama.
**[11:17] Rei**
Look me up.
**[11:19] Guy**
What?!
**[11:19] Guy**
He's not our boss?
**[11:21] Mask**
Fraud or not,
**[11:23] Mask**
you had the nerve to disregard me
and call yourself the boss...
**[11:26] Mask**
That's a severe offense.
**[11:29] Rei**
What are you talking about, you shrimp?
**[11:31] Rei**
I'll take care of you with my green belt
in Shorinji Kenpo with a snap—
**[11:37] Teru**
Strong!
**[11:38] Rei**
Huh? What is this?
**[11:40] Mob**
Master, you're a spirit specialist.
Stand back.
**[11:43] Mask**
I see. You've gathered some efficient pawns.
**[11:46] Mask**
If you gather enough, you might
actually be able to oppose Claw.
**[11:49] Guy**
D-Division Leader!
**[11:50] Guy**
At that angle, we'll die, too!
**[11:54] Mask**
Like I care. That guy's your boss, isn't he?
**[11:58] Guy**
N-No...
**[11:59] Rei**
All of you, hide in some rooms!
**[12:01] Guy**
Huh?
**[12:02] Rei**
If you wanna make it big,
you can't die here!
**[12:05] Rei**
This is your chance to be freed from
the shackles of this black organization.
**[12:09] Rei**
Hurry up. Leave this to my student and go!
**[12:12] Guy**
You're such a...
**[12:14] Guy**
Thank you!
**[12:15] Some**
Run away!
**[12:17] Rei**
Actually, I'll be going, too...
**[12:20] Rei**
The ceiling!
**[12:23] Mask**
You're not getting away.
**[12:25] Rei**
*Whoa, what is going on?*
**[12:28] Rei**
*There are seriously espers other than Mob?*
**[12:32] Rit**
I'm no match for that power...
**[12:34] Teru**
Actually, they're pretty
difficult for me, too.
**[12:37] Teru**
Which means...
**[12:38] Teru**
Kageyama-kun!
**[12:40] Teru**
It's up to you.
**[12:46] Mask**
Yes. He's strong.
**[12:49] Mask**
I'll take care of him.
**[12:50] Mask**
I'm pretty sure he's never met
anyone stronger than him yet.
**[12:57] Mask**
Sadly, you won't get anywhere close to me...
**[13:01] Mask**
And you'll be squished.
**[13:04] Rits**
Nii-san!
**[13:05] Teru**
Gravity control?!
**[13:09] Rei**
Mob, what are you doing?
**[13:12] Mob**
*Master...*
**[13:14] Mask**
You're not bad,
being able to resist my powers.
**[13:17] Mask**
Why don't we increase the gravity a bit?
**[13:20] Rei**
Anti-Esper Dropkick!
***SIGN*** Anti-Esper Dropkick
**[13:24] Nar**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
**[13:27] Nar**
where he dropkicks an esper
as hard as he can.
**[13:33] Mob**
Master...
**[13:35] Rei**
Mob.
**[13:36] Rei**
Are you planning on fighting these guys
with your psychic powers?
**[13:40] Rei**
Didn't I tell you that it's dangerous
to use them against others?
**[13:44] Rei**
Are you going to break the rule?
**[13:46] Rits**
*He had a rule like that?*
**[13:48] Rits**
In order to save me, he had no choice!
**[13:53] Rei**
Mob...
**[13:54] Rei**
You felt that cornered?
**[14:02] Rei**
It must have been rough.
**[14:04] Rei**
Confronting others is
the hardest thing for him,
**[14:08] Rei**
especially confronting adults like you.
**[14:12] Rei**
Watching you guys bully a kid who's
so awkward and gets easily discouraged
**[14:16] Rei**
definitely doesn't make me feel good.
**[14:19] Rei**
Stop stressing out my student!
**[14:23] Chin**
Then, are you going to fight instead?
**[14:26] Rei**
Guys, let me tell you something...
**[14:29] Rei**
You're not supposed to harm others.
**[14:32] Teru**
*But dropkicks are okay?*
**[14:34] Rei**
But if you're not going to listen,
I'll fight you.
**[14:39] Rei**
Due to my position as
their temporary guardian,
**[14:42] Rei**
I'm not going to let them fight.
**[14:44] Rei**
I'll fight you, as peacefully as possible.
**[14:48] Rei**
First, let's see what you've got.
**[14:50] Rei**
I'll show you my hypnosis!
***SIGN*** Five Yen
**[14:53] Rei**
Look at this five yen coin.
**[14:57] Chin**
How foolish.
**[14:58] Saku**
* Something's wrong.*
* I don't sense anything from him.*
**[15:01] Teru**
*Kageyama-kun's master's powers...*
**[15:03] Rits**
*So he actually is an esper?*
**[15:06] Rits**
* If this is a ruse,*
* it's going to be dangerous.*
**[15:10] Rei**
While you're watching this...
**[15:13] Rei**
Hypnosis Punch!
***SIGN*** Hypnosis Punch
**[15:16] Nar**
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he suddenly punches his opponent.
**[15:20] Rits**
He just hit him!
**[15:22] Rits**
Those weren't special powers at all.
**[15:25] Rei**
You guys...
**[15:26] Saku**
Quit messing around!
**[15:32] Rei**
What's up with that?
**[15:33] Rei**
That's a really sharp katana!
**[15:35] Saku**
Jugan.
***SIGN*** Jugan
**[15:37] Saku**
This is actually a toy sword
made out of plastic,
**[15:40] Saku**
but after wearing it and
cursing it over the years,
**[15:43] Saku**
it actually became powerful.
**[15:45] Rei**
Uh, hold on. Listen...
**[15:47] Crep**
Come out, my little ones.
**[15:51] Crep**
Do you think you can handle my little
evil spirits that I've nurtured?
**[15:56] Rei**
No really, listen.
**[15:57] Chin**
Ethereal Bodies Technique.
***SIGN*** Ethereal Bodies Technique
**[16:01] Chin**
I can freely exit my physical body,
**[16:03] Chin**
and I can even clone my ethereal form.
**[16:06] Rei**
Come on, you're dealing with children.
**[16:08] Mask**
Maybe I'll get a little angry.
**[16:11] Mask**
Black Orbs.
***SIGN*** Black Orbs
**[16:12] Mask**
Let the varying gravity
from them rip you apart.
**[16:17] Nar**
Reigen's plan backfired.
**[16:20] Rei**
* I was going to try to reason with them*
* while they were panicked from being hit,*
**[16:24] Rei**
*but I just pissed them off!*
**[16:26] Rei**
*I messed up!*
**[16:27] Nar**
Reigen was very confident in
defeating others in arguments.
**[16:31] Nar**
He had never lost to anyone in an argument,
no matter who they were.
**[16:35] Rei**
* But that's only when I'm*
* actually dealing with adults.*
**[16:39] Rei**
* These brutes who are actually seriously*
* attacking middle school kids...*
**[16:44] Rei**
* These guys who are seriously talking*
* about taking over the world...*
**[16:49] Rei**
*are children who failed to grow up.*
**[16:51] Rei**
* How did they end up like this?*
* The answer is simple...*
**[16:55] Rei**
Mob, we're getting outta here!
**[16:56] Ask**
Die!
**[17:00] Rei**
I'm being pulled in!
**[17:02] Teru**
Crap! Pull him back!
**[17:04] Mob**
Master!
**[17:07] Rei**
Ow!
**[17:09] Reei**
While I don't like the idea of
being sucked into a black hole,
**[17:13] Rei**
don't rip my body apart by pulling too hard!
**[17:18] Mask**
Maybe I went too far.
**[17:32] Rei**
Come on, now...
**[17:40] Rits**
You can blow them away
with psychic powers?
**[17:42] Chin**
Give it a try.
**[17:43] Rits**
Wha—
**[17:46] Teru**
Little Brother!
**[18:13] Saku**
I'm surprised you were able to dodge that.
**[18:15] Saku**
But...
**[18:16] Saku**
You look better that way.
**[18:19] Rei**
Dang it... There are some weirdos back there.
**[18:22] Rei**
If they were evil spirits,
I'd be able to exorcise them...
**[18:25] Crep**
Exorcise?
**[18:27] Crep**
Just try it.
**[18:30] Crep**
Huh?
**[18:31] Rei**
I guess you can just exorcise them.
**[18:34] Crep**
Come out, my ultimate creation...
**[18:37] Crep**
Candy-chan!
**[18:40] Crep**
You can wreak as much havoc
as you'd like today!
**[18:43] Rei**
We're getting out of here.
**[18:45] Rei**
Don't bother with them, Mob!
**[18:46] Teru**
Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
**[18:49] Teru**
Just blow these guys away!
**[18:51] Rei**
Stop! Don't fight back!
**[18:54] Rei**
I'm an adult, so I'll deal with them!
**[18:56] Rei**
Mob, there's no need for you to
stoop to their level!
**[19:01] Rits**
Nii-san's the only one that
stands a chance anymore!
**[19:04] Mob**
Ritsu... You're right.
I have to defeat them...
**[19:08] Rei**
No! Don't! Don't fight back, Mob!
**[19:12] Mob**
*Ritsu's hurt...*
**[19:15] Teru**
We have to fight power with power!
**[19:18] Teru**
At this rate, we're all going to die!
**[19:20] Rei**
We just need to run away!
**[19:23] Teru**
There's no way for us to run while
dealing with their fierce attacks!
**[19:27] Teru**
Come on! Use the powers you used back then!
**[19:30] Rei**
Calm down!
**[19:31] Rei**
Don't go head-on with someone
who has murderous intent, Mob!
**[19:36] Mask**
All four of you are going to hell.
**[19:39] Mob**
*Ritsu... Hanazawa-kun... Master Reigen...*
**[19:43] Mob**
*I can't let them all die.*
**[19:47] Mob**
* I have no choice but to*
* fight with all I've got.*
**[19:52] Mob**
* If I can protect them, I don't care*
* what happens to my opponents!*
***SIGN*** Murderous Intent
**[20:02] Rei**
Don't do it, Mob. You're the one
who's going to suffer in the end.
**[20:07] Rei**
When things go south,
it's okay to run away!
***SIGN*** Master ~Leader~
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consulting Office
**[20:23] (Flashback) Mob**
Excuse me.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Mob**
I came here because I saw your sign.
**[20:26] (Flashback) Rei**
Sure thing.
**[20:27] (Flashback) Rei**
How may I help you?
**[20:29] (Flashback) Rei**
Er... Oh, it's just a kid.
**[20:32] (Flashback) Rei**
What do you want, boy?
**[20:34] (Flashback) Mob**
Um, I'm an esper.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Rei**
Wha?
**[20:37] (Flashback) Mob**
There are times when I can't
control my powers very well,
**[20:40] (Flashback) Mob**
and it's scary.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Rei**
Did someone tell you to
come here and tell me that?
**[20:46] (Flashback) Mob**
No. I haven't been able to
talk to anyone about this.
**[20:49] (Flashback) Mob**
I thought you might be the same as me...
**[20:53] (Flashback) Mob**
If I tried, I could see spirits, too.
**[20:56] (Flashback) Rei**
Well, come on in.
**[20:59] (Flashback) Mob**
Okay.
**[21:02] (Flashback) Rei**
I was troubled a lot when I was a kid, too.
**[21:06] (Flashback) Rei**
Listen. Just because you have psychic powers
**[21:09] (Flashback) Rei**
doesn't make you any less human.
**[21:13] (Flashback) Rei**
It's the same as people who are fast,
people who are book smart,
**[21:15] (Flashback) Rei**
and people with strong body odor.
**[21:17] (Flashback) Rei**
Psychic powers are just
another characteristic.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Rei**
You must embrace that as a part of yourself
and continue to live positively.
**[21:26] (Flashback) Rei**
The truth behind one's charm is kindness.
**[21:29] (Flashback) Ei**
Become a good person. That is all.
**[21:33] (Flashback) Mob**
May I come to talk to you again?
**[21:35] (Flashback) Rei**
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I'm pretty busy, you know?
**[21:39] (Flashback) Rei**
Anyway, you should go home for tod— Hot!
**[21:41] (Flashback) Rei**
Hey, don't get bur—
**[21:48] (Flashback) Rei**
Hey... You said you could
see ghosts, too, right?
**[21:55] (Flashback) Rei**
Do you know how to exorcise them, too?
**[22:00] (Flashback) Rei**
All right. Come again tomorrow
around the same time.
**[22:03] (Flashback) Mob**
What? Really?
**[22:05] (Flashback) Rei**
I'll show you how to use your powers.
**[22:11] Mob**
Master!
**[22:21] Mob**
Master...
**[23:56] Mob**
Huh? Master...?
**[23:59] Mob**
Master!
**[24:00] Mob**
Master!
**[24:01] Mob**
Please wake up, Master!
**[24:03] mob**
Next time on *Mob Psycho 100* Episode 12:
**[24:06] mob**
"Mob and Reigen."
**[24:07] Mob**
This was in Master's will:
***SIGN*** Mob and Reigen
**[24:08] Mob**
Watching the finale in real time
is an excellent decision.
# E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNQXD7XR/mob-and-reigen-a-giant-tsuchinoko-appears)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Mask**
All four of you are going to hell.
**[00:04] (Flashback) Rits**
Nii-san's the only one that
stands a chance anymore!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Teru**
Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
**[00:09] Mob**
*I can't let them all die.*
**[00:12] Mob**
* I have no choice but to*
* fight with all I've got.*
**[00:16] (Flashback) Rei**
Don't do it, Mob.
**[00:18] (Flashback) Rei**
When things go south,
it's okay to run away!
**[00:30] Teru**
Damn it! I can't believe this is happening.
**[00:34] Rits**
*R-Reigen-san just...*
**[00:37] Rits**
*I have a bad feeling about this...*
**[00:39] Rits**
* A tremendous amount of stress*
* is going to hit Nii-san.*
**[00:42] Rits**
*Something's going to happen!*
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho 100
**[02:17] Mob**
Honestly...
**[02:19] Mob**
Honestly, I don't want to hurt anyone.
**[02:22] Mob**
But if I don't, we're going to be killed.
**[02:25] Mob**
That's the feeling I got.
**[02:27] Mob**
I realized that I have to do it
in order to protect everyone.
**[02:31] Mob**
That's the kind of situation
we're in right now.
**[02:34] Rits**
Nii-san...
**[02:36] Mob**
And yet...
***SIGN*** "Run Away"
**[02:38] Mob**
Master told me
***SIGN*** "Don't Fight"
**[02:39] Mob**
that it was okay to run away.
**[02:42] Mob**
So...
***SIGN*** "Leave it
***SIGN*** to Master"
**[02:50] Saku**
I-Impossible...
**[02:51] Rei**
Don't scare me like that!
**[02:53] Rei**
I thought you actually cut me for a sec.
**[02:56] Rits**
*How are you standing, Reigen-san?*
**[02:59] Rei**
So that katana was a fake after all.
**[03:03] Rei**
It totally felt plastic.
**[03:06] Rei**
So what kind of trick did you use
to cut the floor earlier?
**[03:11] Teru**
*Hey, what's going on?*
**[03:13] Rits**
*He's acting like he usually does.*
**[03:15] Saku**
Then... I'll just chop off your head next!
**[03:19] Rei**
Ow!
**[03:21] Rei**
Listen...
**[03:22] Rei**
Real adults don't have time
**[03:25] Rei**
to play with toy swords!
**[03:28] Teru**
* That's Kageyama-kun's master*
* for you, I guess.*
**[03:32] Mats**
Sakurai, move!
**[03:34] Mats**
Candy-chan!
**[03:37] Rei**
Whoa! An evil spirit?
**[03:39] Rei**
Hey, Mob! Do something.
**[03:44] Rei**
Huh? That was surprisingly light.
**[03:46] Rei**
A plushie?
**[03:48] Mats**
Huh?
**[03:49] Rei**
What are you, some mascot?!
**[03:56] Rei**
Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to
rip your costume!
**[03:59] Rits**
*What?*
**[04:00] Rits**
*Is Reigen-san actually the real deal?*
**[04:03] Bald**
Don't get cocky.
**[04:04] Teru**
Crap! He's surrounded!
**[04:15] Rei**
Huh? What is this?
**[04:17] Rei**
Is this like the newest form
of 3D imagery or something?
**[04:20] Rei**
What were you even trying to do?
**[04:22] Bald**
*He nullified all of them?*
**[04:24] Bald**
*Is this man some kind of monster?*
**[04:26] Mask**
How can this be?
**[04:28] Mask**
Are you telling me someone this skilled
still exists in this world?
**[04:32] Mask**
He must be eliminated.
**[04:33] Mask**
We can't have him getting in the way
of our world domination.
**[04:36] Rei**
Huh?
**[04:37] Rei**
I see. You were using some kind
of magic trick, too, huh?
**[04:40] Rei**
You bunch of frauds.
**[04:42] Rei**
Just try that thing with
the black orbs again.
**[04:48] Teru**
*That many?*
**[04:49] Rits**
*Is he going to be okay?*
**[04:50] Rei**
Leave this to the adult here.
**[04:53] Rei**
*My body seems to be in great shape today.*
**[04:56] Mob**
*Master really is amazing.*
**[04:59] Nar**
"It's okay to run away."
**[05:01] Nar**
As soon as he heard those words,
**[05:03] Nar**
the explosive amount of energy
building up within Mob
**[05:07] Nar**
changed its direction.
**[05:09] Nar**
There are times when the power
of one's words is unfathomable.
**[05:14] nar**
Those with power must fight.
**[05:17] Nar**
That responsibility had made
Mob's bridge collapse.
**[05:21] Nar**
Sometimes, however...
**[05:22] Nar**
One's heart can find a resolution
just by being offered a helping hand.
**[05:27] Nar**
As a result, all of Mob's energy was
temporarily tossed over to Reigen.
**[05:33] Nar**
In essence, he had successfully run away
**[05:36] Nar**
and was feeling rather refreshed now.
**[05:39] Nar**
All that was left in his heart
**[05:41] Nar**
was gratitude toward his master.
***SIGN*** Reigen
***SIGN*** Arataka
***SIGN*** Reigen Arataka
***SIGN*** Mob
**[05:53] Rei**
Are these soap bubbles?
**[05:55] Ishi**
* My Black Orbs swallow up and*
* destroy anything they touch...*
**[06:01] Ishi**
* And this man is touching them*
* with his bare hands...*
**[06:05] Ishi**
* Why? What happened to the man that was*
* trying to run away just a moment ago?*
**[06:10] Ishi**
Looks like I'll have to put
my body on the line, too.
**[06:14] Ishi**
Five Hundred Kilogram Tackle!
**[06:23] Ishi**
One Ton Punch!
**[06:32] Ihi**
Two Ton Guillotine!
**[06:47] Ishi**
Hey, you still conscious?
**[06:51] Ishi**
No matter how powerful an esper you are,
**[06:54] Ishi**
I can't call you an excellent esper.
**[06:56] Ishi**
Because you have no desire for domination.
**[06:59] Ishi**
The reason you're so powerful
and yet so unknown
**[07:01] Hishi**
is because you're living while
hiding your powers, right?
**[07:04] Ishi**
But I am different!
**[07:06] Ishi**
I am filled with ambition,
and I want to go higher and higher,
**[07:10] Ishi**
and hold this world in—
**[07:11] Rei**
Get off me. Stop talking while
you're still on top of me.
**[07:15] Ishi**
*What a dense energy barrier!*
**[07:18] Ishi**
* I see. The reason my Black Orbs*
* burst earlier was because*
**[07:21] Ishi**
* the energy they were trying to*
* take in was way over their limit!*
**[07:26] Ishi**
Inconceivable...
**[07:27] Ishi**
Who are yo—
**[07:29] Rei**
Also, when you're speaking to someone,
**[07:31] Rei**
take off your mask!
**[07:33] Rei**
Hup!
**[07:38] Rei**
Oh, it came off.
**[07:39] Rei**
Actually, what's with this strength?
**[07:42] Rei**
Could it be him...?
**[07:44] Rei**
That's the only plausible explanation.
**[07:50] Rei**
Seriously, someone your age
needs to quit messing around.
**[07:53] Saku**
Wh...
**[07:54] Saku**
What could you possibly know?!
**[07:56] Saku**
To hell with society!
**[07:57] Saku**
Don't try and lecture me when
you've only seen its good side!
**[08:02] Saku**
As soon as I was born,
I was abandoned by my parents.
**[08:04] Saku**
I was all alone.
**[08:06] Saku**
One happy family?
**[08:07] Saku**
Mother's cooking?
**[08:08] Saku**
I got to experience none of that as a boy.
**[08:11] Saku**
I was terribly bullied at an orphanage,
and I cursed the world!
***SIGN*** Curse
**[08:15] Saku**
If I hadn't, I wouldn't have survived!
**[08:18] Saku**
And then I awakened to my powers...
**[08:20] Saku**
I was able to survive
because of these powers!
**[08:23] Saku**
Anyone who rejects my way of living can—
**[08:25] Saku**
What? What's with that look?
**[08:28] Saku**
Don't look at me like that!
**[08:30] Rei**
I totally understand how you feel.
**[08:33] Saku**
*H-He's the same as me?*
**[08:36] Rei**
When I was in grade school,
maybe it was around fourth grade...
**[08:41] Rei**
I forgot to tell my parents that it
was sports day at school that day,
**[08:44] Rei**
so I was the only one with nothing to eat.
**[08:47] Saku**
That's actually your fault...
What are you even talking about?
**[08:51] Rei**
A story about when I felt lonely as a boy.
**[08:55] Saku**
Don't compare that stupid story to mine!
**[08:58] Saku**
Jugan Air Gun!
**[08:59] Saku**
It's the ultimate weapon of destruction.
**[09:02] Saku**
Die!
**[09:06] Saku**
If all else fails, I'll put you to sleep
with this cursed cologne!
**[09:09] Rei**
Hm? I don't really get it,
but don't point that at others.
**[09:14] Rei**
I'll take that.
**[09:18] Rei**
Are you still doing that crap?
**[09:20] Rei**
You use the psychic powers you've been
blessed with for the stupidest things.
**[09:25] Bald**
What?
**[09:26] Rei**
You're like a little kid with a knife.
**[09:28] Rei**
I can't bear to watch.
**[09:29] Bald**
Who do you think you are?!
**[09:32] Rei**
What's that thing on your forehead?
**[09:34] Bald**
Th-That's...
**[09:36] Bald**
It has nothing to do with you.
**[09:38] Rei**
Then what's with these things
that look like shoulder pads?
**[09:42] Bald**
Those are to guard my shoulders...
**[09:44] Rei**
Which means they're just accessories
and have no purpose, right?
**[09:48] Rits**
*Huh?*
**[09:51] Rei**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[09:54] Rei**
No matter what kind of special powers
they may be blessed with,
**[09:56] Rei**
people are still only human.
**[09:58] Rei**
Nothing more, and nothing less.
**[10:01] Rei**
You guys haven't realized that yet!
**[10:03] Rei**
You're so addicted to your special powers,
you've developed tunnel vision.
**[10:07] Rei**
You're plotting world domination when
you haven't even seen the world?
**[10:10] Rei**
Don't make me laugh!
**[10:11] Rei**
No one's going to follow you like that!
**[10:14] Rei**
First, get rid of those childish
shoulder pads and grow up!
**[10:17] Rrei**
You, too!
**[10:18] Rei**
You just want to escape from society, right?
**[10:20] Rei**
If you want to make it big,
you have to live in reality!
**[10:23] Rei**
That's where you start.
**[10:26] Bald**
You're telling us to return
to being commoners?
**[10:28] Rei**
What? No way! Don't look at this lightly!
**[10:30] Rei**
You still don't get it, do you?!
**[10:32] Rei**
Who the hell do you think you are?!
**[10:34] Rei**
You're nothing more than a commoner!
**[10:36] Rei**
You're just a part of the masses!
**[10:38] Bald**
B-But Claw is a noble—
**[10:41] Rei**
I'm a commoner!
**[10:42] Rei**
I'm much more powerful than you,
and I'm still just a commoner...
**[10:46] Rei**
So what does that make you?!
**[10:55] Rits**
* He dragged them out of their delusions*
* and back into reality by force...*
**[10:59] Rits**
*By shattering their dreams...*
**[11:02] Teru**
Your master's amazing!
**[11:04] Mob**
Yeah.
**[11:06] Ishi**
No!
**[11:07] Ishi**
That is absolutely not true!
**[11:10] Saku**
The division leader's face...
He's that old?
**[11:14] Bald**
I thought that maybe he was a girl, but...
**[11:16] ishi**
I reject your claims!
**[11:19] Ishi**
"People are only human.
Nothing more, and nothing less."
**[11:23] Ishi**
That is what you said, isn't it?
**[11:24] Rei**
Yeah.
**[11:25] Ishi**
That is incorrect.
**[11:27] Ishi**
That's far too cruel.
**[11:28] Ishi**
We are special!
**[11:30] Ishi**
We are superior lifeforms
to the rest of humanity!
**[11:34] Rei**
I'm sure you have to believe that
to even go on.
**[11:36] Rei**
But sadly, society has no interest in you.
**[11:41] Ishi**
Society this, society that!
**[11:42] Ishi**
No group made according to your
stupid yardstick is big enough for me!
**[11:47] Rei**
Quit relying on those around you, old man.
**[11:50] Rei**
You're making me sad here.
**[11:52] Ishi**
I was born with these powers,
so what's wrong with me showing them off?
**[11:57] Ishi**
What's wrong with changing the world?!
**[12:00] Ishi**
You stupid ape!
**[12:01] Shi**
To me, you're all no different from monkeys!
**[12:04] Ishi**
It's hard to live!
**[12:06] Ishi**
Even though I'm so special!
**[12:09] Ishi**
I'm so amazing, so why won't you
just acknowledge that?
**[12:12] Ishi**
The world should put me on
a pedestal and worship me!
**[12:16] Ishi**
That is the only world that is worthy!
**[12:18] Mob**
No, having psychic powers doesn't
make you popular at all.
**[12:22] Rei**
And that's all there is to it.
**[12:23] Ei**
You'll never be popular. Give it up.
**[12:28] Ishi**
I'm going to erase you all...
**[12:30] Shi**
Erase this whole building and start over!
**[12:35] Rei**
*Crap. Looks like I'm out of gas.*
**[12:37] Rei**
Mob. Lend me your powers again.
**[12:39] Mob**
Actually, I'm also...
**[12:43] Rei**
Crap! We're being sucked in!
**[12:45] Ishi**
Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
**[12:49] Sho**
You just don't know when to give up.
**[12:52] Rits**
That's—
**[12:53] Ishi**
Damn it!
**[12:54] Ishi**
You can also...
**[12:58] Ishi**
Disappear!
**[12:59] Sho**
A mass of gravity, huh? Interesting.
**[13:03] Sho**
*Imagine the gravity going backward...*
**[13:12] Sho**
It's not an actual black hole.
**[13:16] Sho**
If it's made from psychic powers,
**[13:18] Sho**
I can always find a way to deal with it.
**[13:21] Sho**
Old man...
**[13:23] Sho**
You're no longer needed.
**[13:29] Sho**
And as for you...
**[13:33] Sh**
I'm disappointed in you.
**[13:34] Sh**
You coward.
**[13:37] Sho**
The Seventh Division will be dissolved.
**[13:39] Sho**
I was to inspect the place and take
anyone who seemed useful back to HQ...
**[13:45] Bald**
What are you talking about?
Weren't you a trainee?
**[13:47] Sho**
Sadly, there wasn't anyone worth my time.
**[13:50] Sho**
At least on the inside.
**[13:53] Sho**
Well, see ya.
**[14:00] Mts**
* The evil spirits have been*
* whittled down to one...*
**[14:03] Mts**
The poison jar has been completed!
**[14:06] Bald**
Matsuo, there's nothing left for us to do.
**[14:08] Mts**
Come out, my ultimate evil spirit,
Marshmallow-chan!
**[14:17] Rei**
The hell's that?
**[14:18] Mob**
Dimple!
**[14:19] Dimp**
I was finally able to get out.
**[14:23] Dimp**
All right! Now that I've
regained some of my strength,
**[14:26] Dimp**
I can help out a hundredfold!
**[14:28] Mob**
It's already done.
**[14:29] Dmp**
Huh?
**[14:30] Dmp**
You mean the climax happened without me?
**[14:33] Rei**
Is this an evil spirit?
**[14:34] Dimp**
Whoa!
**[14:35] Dimp**
Why are you able to see me when
I'm not in my visible mode?
**[14:39] Bald**
They're strong.
**[14:40] Saku**
No, we were weak.
**[14:42] Saku**
I've come to a realization.
**[14:44] Sau**
Those guys just might be able to stop it...
**[14:47] Saku**
Stop Claw from world domination...
***SIGN*** Mob Psycho
100
**[15:27] Girl**
Really? Let me see.
**[15:28] Potato**
Here, look.
**[15:30] Tsub**
Oh, that's great!
**[15:32] Tsub**
Let's go together!
**[15:33] Mob**
*Ah, Tsubomi-chan...*
**[15:36] Mob**
*She's as cute as ever today.*
**[15:39] Mob**
*Our eyes met!*
**[15:41] Meza**
You're staring way too much.
**[15:43] Mob**
Mezato-san!
**[15:44] Meza**
You're panicking too much.
**[15:45] Meza**
Staring at girls is all well and good,
**[15:48] Meza**
but today's the day that you're
going to talk to me, Mob-kun.
**[15:51] Mob**
No, I've got club again today.
**[15:53] Meza**
I'll wait until you're done.
**[15:55] Mob**
But I've got my job after that.
**[15:57] Meza**
Jeez. When are you going
to tell me everything?
**[16:02] Kamu**
Your older brother came by last night.
**[16:05] Rits**
Huh? My brother?
**[16:07] Kamu**
You must've been through a lot, too.
**[16:09] Kamu**
We both went a little crazy.
**[16:12] Kamu**
I'm about to go apologize to
Onigawara-kun and the others.
**[16:15] Rits**
I'll go with you.
**[16:17] Rits**
But are you sure?
**[16:19] Rits**
The entire student body's going to hate you.
**[16:22] Kamu**
That's my own fault for
doing something so stupid.
**[16:26] Kamu**
And... now my brother is on my side,
**[16:30] Kamu**
so I'll keep in line.
**[16:34] Oni**
Wha?
**[16:35] Oni**
So it was you guys who planted
the recorders on me.
**[16:38] Oni**
That was a crappy thing to do.
**[16:40] Oni**
And I knew anyway,
so it's not like it matters now.
**[16:44] Kamu**
Huh?
**[16:45] Rits**
What do you mean?
**[16:46] Oni**
People didn't care whether
I was actually the culprit or not.
**[16:50] Oni**
They were chomping at the bit for a stick
to beat me with, a chance to kick me out.
**[16:54] Oni**
That's where the problem was.
**[16:56] Oni**
I realized that I was hated
by everyone around me,
**[17:00] Oni**
and how weak my heart was.
**[17:03] Onii**
Hey.
**[17:05] Oni**
Your brother was worried about you.
**[17:08] Oni**
He thought I was going to kick your ass
since I was so pissed off,
**[17:11] Oni**
but I'll let things slide since you are
the shadow leader's younger brother.
**[17:15] Goda**
What's wrong, Onigawara? You out of energy?
**[17:18] Ni**
The hell do you think you're talking to?!
**[17:20] Oni**
I'm still going to grow,
just like White T Poison.
**[17:24] Club**
Body Transformation!
**[17:26] Club**
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
**[17:36] Kamu**
That's your older brother.
**[17:39] Kamu**
Is he okay? He looks like
he's about to pass out.
**[17:42] Rits**
Yes. Despite how he looks,
**[17:45] Rits**
to me, Nii-san is stronger than anyone else.
**[17:48] Kamu**
But he's passed out on the ground.
**[17:51] Saru**
By the way, President, did you
give up on finding telepaths?
**[17:55] Tome**
Huh? Actually, I haven't even started yet.
**[17:58] Tome**
Right now, it's like a wild-goose chase,
so I'm trying to get some actual leads.
**[18:02] Tome**
You guys should at least try to help me out.
**[18:05] Inu**
I tried searching on the Internet
but couldn't find any.
**[18:08] Tome**
Of course you're not going
to find them that easily!
**[18:11] Goda**
Hey.
**[18:12] All**
Musashi-san!
**[18:14] Tome**
What the heck, Mob-kun?
You passed out again?
**[18:17] Tome**
Inukawa, get some water!
**[18:18] Inu**
Oh, sure.
**[18:21] Asa**
What's up, old man?
**[18:23] Asa**
Why'd you bring us here again?
**[18:25] Hoshi**
I guess you haven't given up
on psychic powers.
**[18:28] Mits**
Actually, I wasn't the one
who brought you here today.
**[18:31] Mits**
It was at the behest of someone else.
**[18:33] Teeru**
Hello, nice to meet you.
**[18:35] Teeru**
So you guys must be the
research subjects here.
**[18:38] Kuro**
*Oh, it's another hot guy.*
**[18:40] Teru**
I see. Your powers are still weak,
**[18:43] Teru**
but it'll definitely be worth nurturing them.
**[18:45] Mits**
He's Hanazawa-kun, one of the guys
who fought that organization that day.
**[18:49] Teru**
What do you think? Do you guys
want to get stronger with me?
**[18:53] Kuro**
Huh?
**[18:54] Teru**
Since one of their divisions was crushed,
**[18:56] Teru**
I'm sure Claw will make a move soon.
**[18:58] Teru**
It'll be for self-defense and so
you can fight back when that happens.
**[19:02] Mits**
Leave the support to me.
**[19:05] Hosh**
Kageyama took all the glory that night.
**[19:09] Asa**
Yeah.
**[19:11] Hos**
Let's do this!
**[19:12] All**
Yeah!
**[19:15] Rei**
So, what brings you here?
**[19:18] Dimp**
I'm only here because
Shigeo asked me to come.
**[19:21] Dimp**
He passed out from anemia and
can't help with exorcising spirits.
**[19:24] Dimp**
Actually, do you even need Shigeo anymore?
**[19:27] Dimp**
You awakened to psychic powers, didn't you?
**[19:30] Rei**
Don't be stupid.
Those were all Mob's powers.
**[19:33] Rei**
The only thing I gained from it
is the ability to see you now.
**[19:36] Rei**
Otherwise, nothing's changed.
**[19:37] Dimp**
So you're just a plain ol' con artist again.
**[19:39] Rei**
You're a rather rude spirit.
**[19:42] Rei**
All right. Then you help me out.
**[19:44] Rei**
Dimple, was it?
**[19:46] Dimp**
Huh? Why do I have to help you?
**[19:49] Rei**
That's why he had you come over, isn't it?
**[19:51] Rei**
If he was just calling out,
a phone call would have sufficed.
**[19:54] Dimp**
S-Seriously? Who do you guys think I am?
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[19:58] Rei**
What? Aren't you Mob's errand boy?
**[20:00] Dimp**
I'm a high-level evil spirit!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Sho**
I'm disappointed in you.
**[20:09] (Flashback) Sho**
You coward.
**[20:11] Mob**
*Did I do something lame?*
**[20:14] Mob**
*Did I make some kind of mistake?*
**[20:19] Mom**
Ugh, again? I told you to
fix that habit of yours.
**[20:23] Dad**
Shigeo's just at that age.
**[20:25] Dad**
Let him bend all the spoons he wants.
**[20:28] Mom**
You always say that.
**[20:30] Rits**
Here, Nii-san. Let me see it.
**[20:34] Mom**
What's with these kids?
**[20:37] Rits**
Here, Nii-san.
**[20:39] Mob**
Thanks, Ritsu.
**[20:42] Mob**
*Well, whatever.*
**[20:49] Sho**
Oh, there it is.
**[20:53] Sho**
Hello? Oh, I'd dropped my phone.
**[20:57] Sho**
Huh? The Seventh Division?
**[20:58] Sho**
They were crushed.
**[21:00] Sho**
Espers from outside infiltrated the place
and slaughtered the upper echelon.
**[21:04] Sho**
The division leader, Ishiguro-san,
was no big deal either.
**[21:07] Sho**
As for all of the underlings,
**[21:09] Sho**
*the enemy totally won them over.*
**[21:13] Boss**
Sho, what are you talking about?
**[21:16] Boss**
I'm asking you for a status report
on the inspection.
**[21:19] Sho**
The organization you're so proud of
isn't the best in the world at all.
**[21:24] Sho**
* Quit messing around and come back*
* to Japan already, you stupid father.*
**[21:28] Sho**
* Making me do an annoying*
* inspection like that...*
**[21:31] Sho**
*At least I got that off my chest.*
**[21:33] Boss**
Yes... Very soon.
***SIGN*** Spirits and Such Consultation Office
**[21:44] Lady**
*And now the news.*
**[21:47] Lady**
*We've received numerous reports of tsuchinoko
sightings throughout Seasoning City.*
***SIGN*** Multiple Tsuchinoko Sightings Continue
**[21:51] Lady**
*City Hall, in a bid to reinvigorate the area,
has put a bounty on the tsuchinoko*
**[21:54] Lady**
*and is requesting help in capturing it.*
**[21:57] Rei**
Hello? Are you free right now?
**[21:59] Rei**
Meet me in 90 minutes,
**[22:00] Rei**
and wear clothes you can exercise in
and don't mind getting dirty.
***SIGN*** Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~
**[22:12] Rei**
We're going to capture a tsuchinoko.
**[22:14] Mob**
Huh?
**[22:15] Rei**
Doesn't that excite you?
**[22:18] Mob**
Isn't this private property?
**[22:20] Rei**
This is the kind of place
where those suckers show up.
**[22:23] Mob**
Have you ever seen a tsuchinoko, Master?
**[22:25] Rei**
Nope. It's just a hunch.
**[22:28] Mob**
That's pretty random.
**[22:29] Rei**
Don't you have any passion
when it comes to UMAs?
**[22:32] Rei**
Bigfoot, Nessie, and tsuchinoko!
**[22:35] Mob**
I hear there's a bounty on its head.
**[22:37] Rei**
Well, there's that, too.
**[22:40] Mob**
Master, um...
**[22:41] Rei**
What?
**[22:43] Mob**
I don't think amateurs are supposed to
go this deep into the mountains.
**[22:47] Rei**
Mob, we might be amateurs
when it comes to hiking,
**[22:51] Rei**
but you have psychic powers.
**[22:54] Rei**
Add to that my ingenuity...
**[22:56] Rei**
Oh! Over there!
**[22:58] Rei**
Look over there, Mob!
I knew this place was the jackpot!
**[23:02] Mob**
Huh? Was there actually a tsuchinoko?
**[23:04] Rei**
Look! Matsutake! It's huge!
**[23:07] Mob**
*Oh... After all that talk about passion,*
**[23:09] Mob**
*he's already distracted by the matsutake.*
**[23:16] Rei**
What the hell is that?!
**[23:18] Rei**
Whatever it is, apparently it's starving!
**[23:21] Rei**
We're going to exorcise it, Mob!
**[23:23] Mob**
Actually, Master, isn't that the UMA?
**[23:26] Rei**
You idiot! Those things don't exist!
**[23:29] Rei**
Kill it!
**[23:31] Mob**
Okay...
**[23:38] Rei**
That's amazing.
**[23:39] Rei**
It shrank so much after you exorcised it.
**[23:41] Mob**
Er, actually, it just threw up a lot.
**[23:44] Rei**
What the hell was that thing to begin with?
**[23:47] Mob**
You already picked that many?
**[23:49] Rei**
Well, whatever. Let's go home.
**[23:51] Mob**
Huh? What about the tsuchinoko?
**[23:53] Rei**
What are you talking about?
Those things don't exist.
**[23:59] Rei**
I'm gonna grill up some matsutake
at the office.
**[24:01] Rei**
You'll have some, right?
**[24:02] Mob**
Yes.
**[24:03] Rei**
Guess we should buy some kabosu, too.
**[24:05] Mob**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Hakata Salt