Season 1
- E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~
- E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~
- E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
- E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~
- E5 - Ochimusha ~Psychic Powers and Me~
- E6 - Discord ~To Become One~
- E7 - Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~
- E8 - The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~
- E9 - Claw ~7th Division~
- E10 - The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~
- E11 - Master ~Leader~
- E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~
E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~
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SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Namu
Amida
Butsu
[01:48] Narrator
Believe it or not, the world is
filled with strange phenomena
[01:52] Narrator
that science is yet to explain.
[01:55] Narrator
And when people come face to face with them,
[01:58] Narrator
they are helplessly thrown
into the dark depths of fear.
[02:04] Narrator
But there are those who fight every day
[02:06] Narrator
to shine a ray of hope
into that chaotic darkness.
[02:11] Narrator
People call them...
SIGN Psychics
[02:14] Narrator
Psychics.
[02:17] Rei
I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
SIGN Reigen
SIGN Arataka
[02:20] Hanako
Really? Thank you so much!
[02:24] Hanako
I was at a complete loss because
no one else would take me seriously.
SIGN Client: Hanako
[02:27] Rei
I see, I see.
[02:29] Rei
As for my fees, it depends on
which exorcism course you pick.
[02:34] Hanako
Course?
SIGN Executing the Exorcism!!
SIGN We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
SIGN Option A — Trial Course
SIGN A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
[02:35] Rei
Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%,
SIGN Option B — Serious Course
SIGN A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen
[02:38] Rei
Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%,
SIGN Recommended
Option C — All-Out Course
SIGN A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
SIGN Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
[02:40] Rei
and Option C, the all-out course,
gets you a 99%...
[02:43] Rei
reduction in spirit, guaranteed!
[02:46] Hanako
Reduction?
[02:48] Rei
Well, spirits are sort of
like carbon dioxide.
[02:52] Hanako
They are?
[02:53] Rei
Yes, well... that's the kind of
space they occupy,
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:56] Rei
so it's a bit hard to
completely get rid of one.
[03:00] Rei
But have no fear.
[03:02] Rei
If it appears again,
[03:03] Rei
I'll take care of it for 20% off!
[03:05] Hanako
Oh, Reigen-sensei!
[03:07] Taro
Hold on a second!
[03:09] Rei
Hm? Who might you be?
[03:11] Hanako
This is my boyfriend, Taro.
[03:14] Rei
Ah, what a benevolent fellow!
[03:16] Taro
What's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN Boyfriend: Taro
[03:17] Taro
Er, that aside...
[03:19] Taro
Listen up, you!
[03:20] Taro
This is super shady!
[03:23] Taro
Hanako, you should really rethink this.
[03:26] Rei
"This is super shady"?!
[03:29] Rei
I guess I can't blame you
for feeling that way.
[03:31] Rei
I mean, who would believe a stupid story
like having nightmares about ghosts?
[03:35] Taro
I wasn't talking about her!
[03:37] Taro
I was saying that I can't trust you!
[03:40] Rei
Well, just leave it to me.
[03:41] Rei
If I exorcise the spirit,
[03:43] Rei
I'm sure Hanako-san's face
will return to normal, too.
[03:47] Taro
There's nothing wrong with her face!
[03:49] Rei
I see.
[03:51] Rei
So you've been having those dreams ever
since you did a test of courage last week.
[03:55] Hanako
Yes. They're so scary and creepy.
[03:58] Hanako
Ah, Reigen-sensei,
it's that building over there!
[04:05] Rei
What an incredible aura!
[04:08] Rei
This is gonna be the first
big one I've had in a while!
[04:12] Hanako
Sensei, it's this building over here.
[04:14] Taro
Wait, you just pointed at
the wrong building, didn't you?
[04:18] Rei
Huh? Ah, so it's that one!
[04:21] Rei
There was such an immense aura
emanating from over there, too.
[04:24] Rei
I guess I got the wrong spirit!
[04:26] Rei
There are way too many evil spirits
in this world, you know?
[04:30] Hanako
Ah, I see.
[04:31] Taro
Please. There's no way
there are ghosts everywhere—
[04:34] Rei
Oh, no!
[04:35] Rei
That man who just
walked past you, Taro-san...
[04:38] Taro
What?
[04:38] Rei
What a close shave.
That was an evil spirit, too.
[04:49] Rei
The Buttchin Goblin.
[04:51] Taro
What are you, eight?!
[04:53] Hanako
Hey, Taro, that's rude!
[04:55] Taro
What? He's the one being rude
to that random guy.
[04:59] Rei
Now, now, Hanako-san.
[05:01] Rei
There are always people like him.
[05:04] Rei
Anyway, shall we go?
[05:06] Taro
This bastard...
[05:08] Hanako
They say this place is haunted by the
spirit of a man who saw a cockroach
[05:13] Hanako
and jumped so high, his head went
through the ceiling and he died.
[05:18] Taro
I don't know how
you actually believe that.
[05:22] Rei
I see.
[05:23] Rei
So that's what is going on here...
[05:28] Taro
What? He suddenly looks all serious.
[05:32] Taro
Could there really be...
[05:33] Rei
If worst comes to worst,
even I might not be able to handle it!
[05:38] Rei
This is too dangerous!
[05:41] Rei
Cockroaches are terrifying!
[05:44] Taro
Huh?
[05:47] Taro
There's no way this guy is a psychic!
[05:49] Taro
He's a total fake!
[05:55] Voice
Want me to haunt your dreams, too?
[05:59] Taro
A ghost!
SIGN Evil Spirit:
Ceiling Crasher
[06:02] Roof
Want me to crash you through
the ceiling with my curse?
[06:07] Hanako
That's the same guy who keeps
headbutting me in my dreams!
[06:11] Rei
I can't believe he actually appeared.
[06:14] Rei
I've got this!
[06:15] Rei
Salt Splash!
SIGN Salt Splash
[06:19] Narrator
This is Reigen's special move
[06:21] Narrator
where he violently throws
table salt everywhere.
[06:24] Roof
This is just table salt
you can buy in stores.
[06:27] Roof
It has to be purified salt,
or it won't work.
SIGN Hakata Salt
[06:31] Rei
Impossible...
[06:32] Rei
Did I only imagine that spirits
are weak against salt?
[06:37] Rei
Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess
I'll have to call my ultimate weapon.
[06:48] Rei
Oh, Mob?
[06:50] Rei
Sorry, but could you come by?
[06:52] Rei
No, seriously.
[06:53] Rei
There's an evil spirit.
[06:55] Rei
The client and the evil spirit
are both waiting,
[06:58] Rei
so hurry up, okay?
[06:59] Rei
Thanks.
[07:14] Rei
Ah, Mob.
[07:15] Rei
We were waiting for you.
[07:21] Roof
Hmph.
[07:22] Roof
So after the salt,
you're using a middle schooler?
[07:25] Roof
Quit looking down on—
[07:37] Narrator
He is Kageyama Shigeo,
also known as Mob.
SIGN Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN Mob
[07:40] Narrator
He's an actual psychic,
[07:42] Narrator
Reigen Arataka's student,
[07:45] Narrator
and the protagonist of this story.
[07:51] Mob
Master, I asked you not to
summon me on such short notice.
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:28] Rei
Man, you're a lifesaver.
[09:31] Rei
I never thought that an evil spirit
would actually show up.
[09:35] Rei
Here. Your pay for the day.
[09:38] Mob
Oh, thank you.
[09:39] Rei
That one today was a lower-level spirit,
[09:41] Rei
so I really shouldn't be
paying you more than half.
[09:44] Rei
But I'll give you your hourly pay.
Think of it as a bonus.
[09:47] Mob
Right...
[09:49] Rei
What? Do you have a problem with that?
[09:51] Mob
Oh, no.
[09:52] Mob
But the spirit back there
really was a lower-level spirit.
[09:55] Mob
It was so weak, you...
[09:56] Rei
Y-You idiot!
[09:58] Rei
When you get to my level,
you get so strong,
[10:00] Rei
you end up melting everyone around you
during a simple exorcism.
[10:04] Rei
That's why I ask you to take
care of the weaker ones.
[10:06] Mob
Really?
[10:08] Mob
I'm also not quite sure what
you mean by "melt," either...
[10:10] Rei
Mob, you idiot!
[10:11] Rei
That's because you lack training!
SIGN The New Star of the 21st Century
Reigen Arataka
Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[10:14] Rei
You need to learn everything
you can from me, your master!
[10:18] Rei
Your powers are meant to be used.
Not doing so would be a waste.
[10:21] Rei
Working for me lets you help others,
while also being training for you.
[10:25] Rei
You're killing two birds with one stone!
[10:27] Rei
However, if you misuse
a power that's all too great,
[10:31] Rei
you will only destroy yourself.
[10:32] Rei
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:35] (Flashback) Rei
That's why I'm teaching you how to control
your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:39] (Flashback) Rei
You promised me, didn't you?
[10:41] (Flashback) Rei
That you wouldn't use your psychic
powers against other people.
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
[10:55] Mob
Ah...
[10:56] Mom
There you go again, bending spoons.
[10:58] Mom
You really need to drop that habit.
[11:01] Dad
Oh, come now.
Shigeo's going through puberty.
[11:04] Dad
Let him bend some spoons.
[11:06] Dad
Right?
[11:07] Mob
Heh, sorry.
[11:09] Mom
And there you go, spoiling him again.
[11:12] Mom
You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige.
[11:14] Mom
He got another perfect score
on his quiz today.
[11:17] Ritsu
Anyone can do that, Mom.
[11:19] Ritsu
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know, Nii-san.
[11:23] Ritsu
I'll be there to listen any time.
SIGN Kageyama Ritsu
[11:26] Mob
Right. Thanks, Ritsu.
[11:28] Mom
And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu.
[11:31] Mom
The next one you bend gets replaced
using your allowance, you hear?
[11:34] Mob
Huh?
[11:35] Ritsu
Sorry, Nii-san.
[11:37] Ritsu
There's nothing I can do about that.
[11:40] Dad
Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo.
SIGN Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
[11:45] Kids
Morning!
SIGN Salt Middle School
[11:52] Tsubomi
Right?
[11:53] Potato
Good morning, Tsubomi!
[11:55] Tsubomi
Morning!
[11:56] Tsubomi
What a beautiful day!
[11:58] Tsubomi
Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday...
[12:01] Potato
What?
[12:02] Mob
Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today...
[12:07] Teacher
Okay, so, what would be the answer here?
[12:11] Teacher
Let's go with Kageyama.
[12:13] Mob
Y-Yes, sir...
SIGN Arithmetic I
[12:18] Mob
I have no idea.
[12:19] Teacher
If you can't solve this, that'd mean
the only thing you know is addition.
[12:24] Teacher
You were asleep, weren't you?
[12:26] Teacher
Forget it. Sit down.
[12:31] Kid
There it goes!
[12:33] Kid
This way!
[12:35] Kid
Pass, pass, pass!
[12:36] Kid
Go, go!
[12:37] Kid
Stop 'em!
[12:38] Kid
Pass, pass!
[12:39] Kid
Go!
SIGN Reigen Arataka
[12:47] Mob
Hello?
[12:48] Rei
Ah, Mob?
[12:49] Rei
Sorry to call you two days in a row,
[12:51] Rei
but could you come down
to the station right now?
[12:53] Mob
The station?
[12:55] Rei
Yeah.
[12:57] Rei
Today's job is a big one.
[12:59] Mob
Oh. All right.
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
[13:12] Rei
Today's job is from
a local neighborhood council.
[13:15] Rei
The location is Honeido Tunnel
along the old highway.
[13:19] Rei
It's a famous haunted place.
SIGN Famous Haunted Spot
SIGN Terror
SIGN Haunted Ghost Tunnel
SIGN Eek! Aah!
SIGN The location is the old Seasoning Highway
Honeido Tunnel
[13:21] Rei
The tunnel's always had some shady stories,
[13:23] Rei
and even though it's been closed for years,
the bad rumors just won't go away.
[13:28] Rei
Also, a number of college students
and bloggers have gone there
[13:31] Rei
to do a test of courage
and gone missing.
[13:35] Rei
And this is the ringer.
SIGN Honeido Tunnel Group Accident
[13:37] Mob
A huge group accident?
[13:41] Rei
Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago.
[13:44] Rei
Apparently, more than
twenty people died at once.
[13:47] Rei
The hatred of all those people
must be swirling around this tunnel.
[14:07] Rei
Stay on your toes, Mob.
There's no telling what might happen.
[14:10] Mob
Oh, right.
SIGN Honeido Tunnel
[14:15] Rei
This is it.
[14:16] Rei
Well, let's take a look.
[14:19] Rei
I, Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world,
[14:22] Rei
shall clean this place up.
[14:24] Rei
We're going to exorcise every
last one of them, Mob.
[14:32] Rei
Hey, my student!
[14:34] Rei
What are you doing, Mob?
[14:35] Rei
You're coming, too!
[14:37] Rei
It'll be bad if the sun goes down.
[14:38] Rei
Mob, are you listening?
[14:40] Rei
I'm gonna go melt down a
big one, so follow me!
[14:44] Rei
Got it?
[14:45] Mob
All right. You seemed to have
everything under control,
[14:48] Mob
so I didn't think that you'd need my help.
[14:50] Rei
You idiot! Who do you think is
going to exorcise—Ahem.
[14:53] Rei
I mean, this really is nothing for me,
[14:55] Rei
but follow me so you can learn something.
[14:58] Mob
You're truly amazing, Master.
[15:00] Rei
Hm?
[15:01] Mob
This tunnel seems pretty dangerous.
[15:04] Mob
I can sense the presence of a very
powerful spirit further down.
[15:08] Mob
Usually, haunted spots end up being fake,
[15:12] Mob
but this is definitely the real deal.
[15:15] Mob
If a normal person happened to
anger the spirit in here...
[15:19] Rei
If they angered it...?
[15:21] Mob
They probably wouldn't
make it out in one piece.
[15:28] Rei
Of course not.
[15:29] Rei
That's why we're going to exorcise it.
[15:33] Rei
All right, here we go!
[15:35] Rei
I'll go first.
[15:37] Rei
I'm counting on you to support me
however you can from behind.
[15:40] Mob
Right.
[15:46] Rei
It's a bit chilly.
[15:48] Mob
Yes.
[15:50] Rei
We forgot to bring flashlights.
[15:54] Mob
Master, don't you feel something?
[15:56] Rei
Hm?
[15:57] Rei
Well, it is pretty humid in here...
[15:59] Mob
No, I'm talking about auras.
[16:01] Rei
Oh, right, that.
[16:03] Rei
Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday.
[16:07] Mob
Does that have anything to do with this?
[16:10] Rei
When you get to my level, it does.
[16:12] Rei
Do you feel anything?
[16:14] Mob
Feel would be an understatement.
[16:17] Mob
There are twelve...
[16:18] Mob
Eighteen...
[16:20] Mob
No...
[16:21] Mob
Even more right nearby.
[16:24] Mob
Ah!
[16:26] Mob
Looks like we've been completely surrounded.
[16:28] Mob
They're going to attack us now.
[16:30] Rei
All right!
[16:31] Rei
I'll leave the small fry to you.
[16:32] Rei
Go, Mob!
[16:42] Rei
Man, that's a lot of noise.
They're really strong, huh?
[16:45] Rei
Hmm... If we were normal people,
we might have been in danger.
[16:49] Rei
Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them.
[16:51] Rei
Another piece of ca—
[16:54] Rei
There's someone right in front of me!
[16:55] Rei
Who are you?!
[16:57] Rei
An evil spirit?!
SIGN Boss
[17:02] Rei
Oh, it's just a heel wrestler.
[17:05] Rei
Don't scare me like that!
I thought you were an evil spirit.
[17:07] Rei
You shouldn't be practicing here.
[17:10] Mob
Uh, Master.
[17:11] Mob
The boss of sorts of the
evil spirits is over there,
[17:14] Mob
so watch out.
SIGN Evil Spirit:
Boss
[17:20] Rei
Hmph, so you're the boss monkey
of the evil spirits!
[17:23] Rei
You may have tried to disguise yourself
as a wrestler, but you can't fool me!
[17:29] Boss
I...
[17:31] Boss
This tunnel...
[17:33] Boss
When my biker gang and I
were going down this tunnel,
[17:35] Boss
the guy in front happened
to slip on a banana peel,
[17:39] Boss
and we all died! And I'm their leader!
[17:43] Boss
This tunnel is...
[17:46] Boss
my turf!
[17:51] Boss
I'll crush every last intruder!
[17:53] Boss
Here we go!
[17:54] Boss
Curse ya!
SIGN Curse ya
[17:57] Boss
Cigarette Burn Poltergeist!
[18:05] Boss
Wh-What?
[18:07] Boss
My ignition attack isn't working?
[18:10] Boss
There's a powerful forcefield?
[18:13] Boss
How could this power be coming
from someone like him?
[18:16] Boss
Crap! I mistook him for a wimp!
[18:19] Rei
Too late for regrets now!
[18:22] Rei
The moment that you tried to take on
the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka,
[18:25] Rei
your fate was sealed!
[18:28] Rei
You're going to be exorcised!
[18:30] Rei
Banishing Salt Punch!
[18:32] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
SIGN Banishing Salt Punch
[18:35] Narrator
where he punches the enemy with
his fist covered in table salt.
[18:40] Boss
Huh? That didn't hurt at all.
[18:42] Rei
Oh, dear.
[18:44] Boss
So you are a fake...
[18:48] Boss
I'm disappearing!
[18:52] Rei
Go back to the ozone layer.
[18:53] Boss
W-Wait! Wait!
[18:54] Boss
We were just being forced to do this!
[19:00] Rei
Hey, what are you doing, Mob?
[19:03] Rei
Hurry up and melt him.
[19:04] Mob
Now, now, Master.
[19:06] Mob
Let's hear him out.
[19:09] Boss
We're nothing compared to
the evil spirit down the tunnel.
[19:15] Boss
We've been getting orders from him,
[19:17] Boss
and that's why we've been scaring
people that come through.
[19:21] Rei
Hmph. Don't think that you can
fool Reigen with such lies!
[19:25] Boss
They aren't lies!
[19:27] Boss
It's just that if I disappeared
while being falsely accused,
SIGN Death Specters Gang
[19:31] Boss
I didn't think that we,
the Death Specters,
SIGN Boss
[19:35] Boss
and our memories could rest in peace!
[19:39] Boss
That's all I wanted to say!
[19:41] Boss
Now you can make me disappear,
melt, or whatever you want!
[19:45] Rei
So you're trying to make us pity you?
[19:48] Rei
Don't let him fool you, Mob!
[19:49] Rei
Those are the typical lies of a con artist.
[19:53] Rei
Melt him.
[19:54] Mob
Before that, I'm going to go have a look.
[19:56] Rei
Huh?
[19:57] Mob
I thought it was a little weird that the aura
[20:01] Mob
I felt before coming in here
hadn't disappeared yet.
[20:05] Rei
Well, yeah, me, too...
[20:07] Boss
Stop him!
[20:09] Boss
No matter how strong that kid may be,
he doesn't stand a chance.
[20:13] Boss
That thing is an evil spirit that's lived
on this mountain for hundreds of years.
[20:17] Boss
Everyone that's died here was killed by him!
[20:22] Rei
S-So you guys were also...
[20:25] Boss
No. We just happened to
slip on a banana peel.
[20:34] Boss
You get it now, don't you?
[20:36] Boss
If you care for that kid at all,
call him back.
[20:39] Boss
Hurry!
[20:42] Rei
H-Hey, Mob! Come back!
[20:45] Rei
Come back! Mob!
[21:14] Rei
Mob?
[21:43] Mob
Ah.
[21:47] Rei
Oh, you're safe.
[21:49] Mob
Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful.
[21:53] Boss
Wh-Who are you?
[21:56] Mob
Huh? I'm nobody...
[21:59] Rei
You idiot!
[22:00] Rei
You're Mob, the student...
[22:03] Rei
of Reigen Arataka, the new star
of the paranormal world!
[22:06] Mob
Oh, right.
[22:09] Boss
I thank you.
[22:10] Boss
Now we can all pass on peacefully.
[22:14] Mob
Ah, could this be...
SIGN Death Specters
Gang
[22:20] (Flashback) Guy
Here we go, Boss!
[22:22] (Flashback) Boss
Yeah!
SIGN Death Specters Gang
[22:31] Boss
Thanks...
SIGN Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka And Mob
[22:39] Guys
Thanks, dude.
[22:40] Guys
Now we can depart to the afterlife!
[22:43] Guys
Full speed ahead to the next world!
[22:49] Rei
Mob.
[22:50] Rei
What are you doing?
[22:52] Rei
Let's go.
[22:54] Mob
Right.
SIGN Bus Schedule
[23:03] Mob
By the way, Master...
[23:04] Rei
Huh?
[23:05] Mob
Why didn't you do anything?
[23:08] Rei
Well, uh, you know...
[23:11] Rei
A-Ahem...
[23:14] Rei
Didn't I tell you right at the start
[23:15] Rei
that I'd leave the small fry to you?
[23:17] Mob
Oh, right.
SIGN Seasoning Station
[23:30] Kid
What do you wanna do?
[23:32] Kid
Let's get something to eat.
[23:34] Kid
I'm not gonna last until I get home.
[23:35] Kid
I know, right?
[23:36] Rei
Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob.
[23:38] Rei
Shall we?
[23:39] Mob
Yes.
[23:40] Rei
Does ramen work for you?
[23:42] Mob
Yes.
[23:44] Rei
If you're going to add on
chashu pork, limit it to two.
[23:47] Mob
All right.
[23:50] Ramen chef
Here you go.
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27%
[23:56] Rei
A group of telepathics suddenly appear
and disturb Mob's daily life.
[23:59] Rei
Having doubts about his peaceful youth,
Mob heads into a world of women.
[24:02] Rei
Where is the goal?
Which way is tomorrow?
[24:04] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 2:
[24:06] Rei
"Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears."
SIGN Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears
[24:08] Rei
Watching it in real time? Wise decision.
E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~
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[00:02] Narrator
Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
[00:05] Narrator
A second-year in middle school.
[00:08] Narrator
The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.
[00:13] Narrator
People call it adolescence.
[00:17] Narrator
Some hone their bodies playing sports,
[00:19] Narrator
some work hard on their studies,
[00:22] Narrator
some devote themselves to their hobbies,
[00:24] Narrator
some polish their talents,
[00:27] Narrator
some rebel,
[00:29] Narrator
and some fall for the opposite sex
[00:32] Narrator
and get a taste of bittersweet love.
[00:35] Narrator
All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
[00:41] Narrator
And Mob was spending that
precious time working as
[00:44] Narrator
an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.
[00:48] Rei
The reason is porn sites!
[00:51] Guy
Porn sites...?
[00:54] Rei
Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
[00:57] Rei
a terrible one-click curse!
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:36] Guy
A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
[02:39] Rei
They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulder
[02:43] Rei
and make you pay fees.
[02:45] Rei
Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
[02:48] Guy
Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
[02:52] Reigen
Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.
[02:55] Guy
No, it's fine!
[02:59] Rei
Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.
[03:02] Guy
Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
[03:08] Guy
H-Huh? It actually feels good?
[03:12] ---
Sorcery Crush!
SIGN Sorcery Crush
[03:15] Rei
It's finished!
[03:17] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[03:19] Narrator
where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigue
SIGN Abeshi
[03:22] Narrator
and gets rid of stiff shoulders
and back pain.
[03:29] Rei
I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,
[03:31] Rei
but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
[03:32] Guy
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!
[03:36] Guy
May I come again?
[03:39] Rei
Of course!
SIGN Reception
SIGN Manual
SIGN If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
SIGN This Month Only
[03:41] Mob
Er, the massage fee
[03:43] Mob
for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
[03:45] Rei
You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
Call it the curse-dispelling fee!
[03:49] Mob
Your change is 200 yen.
[03:51] Rei
Here.
[03:52] Rei
You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
[03:54] Mob
Oh, sure. I'll have some.
[03:57] Mob
Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.
[04:01] Rei
Well, yeah.
[04:02] Rei
I've been trying various things to improve,
like reading books on Seitai.
SIGN Limited-Time Offer
If there are 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
SIGN This Month Only
[04:06] Rei
Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.
[04:11] Rei
Hot!
[04:12] Rei
Such a waste!
[04:16] Mob
Master, I've been thinking...
[04:19] Rei
Well, this is rare.
You never try to start a conversation.
[04:23] Mob
Well, I can use a little ESP,
and I'm different from other people,
[04:27] Mob
so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.
[04:32] Mob
At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
[04:37] Mob
because you teach me
various things and pay me.
[04:41] Mob
However, is this really okay?
[04:46] Mob
That's what I've been thinking lately.
[04:49] Rei
Does he think his pay is too low?
SIGN Fake
[04:52] Rei
Or did he finally find me out?
SIGN Liar
SIGN Con Artist
SIGN Self-Proclaimed Psychic
[04:55] Rei
What do you mean?
[04:57] Mob
How do I put this...
[04:58] Mob
Rather than waste my youth
working part-time after school,
[05:01] Mob
I have a feeling that there may or may not be
[05:03] Mob
some other things that
I can only experience now...
[05:06] Rei
Huh?
[05:08] Rei
Oh, so that's it.
[05:10] Rei
Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
[05:13] Rei
Is there something that
you want to do right now?
[05:15] Rei
Be in a band?
[05:16] Rei
Dance?
SIGN To Wakkanai
[05:18] Rei
Hitchhike?
[05:19] Mob
No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
[05:22] Rei
Listen, Mob.
[05:24] Rei
There's no need to rush into things.
[05:27] Rei
In my expert opinion,
the going-home club is the absolute best.
[05:30] Rei
You're goofing off during the period
you can goof off the most,
[05:34] Rei
and that makes you a winner in my book.
[05:36] Rei
Keep on lazing around and
make money from me.
[05:39] Rei
Got it?
[05:41] Inukawa
Wait a sec, Takenaka!
[05:44] Takenaka
I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!
SIGN Telepathy Club
[05:47] Inukawa
Just wait!
[05:48] Takenaka
I can't do it anymore!
[05:51] Saruta
This isn't good.
[05:53] Kijibayashi
A club must have five
or more members, right?
[05:55] Inukawa
What should we do, President?
[05:58] Tome
What else can we do?
[06:00] Tome
We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!
SIGN Telepathy Club President:
Kurata Tome
[06:07] Saruta
Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
[06:09] Inukawa
That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
SIGN Student Council
[06:13] Hikaru
I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...
[06:16] Inukawa
The...
[06:17] All
The student council!
SIGN Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
[06:19] Hikaru
This club will now be abolished.
[06:21] Kijibayashi
Abolished?
[06:22] Saruta
Already?!
[06:24] Hikaru
Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.
[06:27] Hikaru
I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.
[06:31] Tome
H-Hold your horses!
[06:34] Tome
I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!
[06:36] Saruta
The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
[06:38] Kijibayashi
The student council's got nothing on us!
[06:40] Inukawa
You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?!
[06:43] Hikaru
Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
[06:49] Hikaru
If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,
[06:52] Hikaru
bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.
SIGN Telepathy Club
[06:56] Inukawa
B-By Friday?
[06:59] Kijibayashi
That only gives us two days.
[07:01] Saruta
That's impossible.
[07:04] Tome
Quit whining!
[07:05] Tome
If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!
[07:08] Saruta
No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
[07:12] Tome
No! I'm going to do this!
[07:14] Tome
We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?!
[07:20] All
President...
[07:22] All
We haven't done a single thing...
SIGN The Next Day After School
[07:30] Guy
Telepathy Club?
Sorry, what are you talking about?
[07:32] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:34] Guy
I've got a job.
[07:35] Girl
Abolished? What's wrong with that?
[07:37] Guy
You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.
[07:40] Girl
Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?
[07:43] Girl
I want to be able to date.
SIGN Girls Bathroom
[07:45] Girl
I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.
[07:47] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:49] Guy
Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
[07:51] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:54] Girl
Creepy.
[07:55] Guy
No.
[07:55] Guy
Creepy.
[07:56] Person
No.
[07:56] Girl
It's creepy, so no.
[08:01] Saruta
It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.
[08:05] Inukawa
Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.
[08:08] Inukawa
Now even I want to quit.
[08:12] Tome
No!
[08:15] Kijibayashi
The president's lost it!
[08:16] Saruta
Please calm down!
[08:20] Inukawa
The going-home club...
[08:23] Inukawa
President!
[08:23] Inukawa
I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,
[08:26] Inukawa
and he doesn't have
any friends or girlfriends.
[08:28] Inukawa
Salt Middle's final go-homer
and all-round bum,
[08:29] Inukawa
Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
[08:31] Mob
Well, he's basically right.
[08:33] Tome
Well done, Inukawa!
[08:35] Tome
Let me introduce you to the
other members, Kageyama-kun.
[08:37] Tome
This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
[08:40] Kijibayashi
Nice to meet you.
[08:40] Saruta
Hey.
[08:41] Tome
And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
[08:45] Tome
Call me Tome-chan.
[08:50] Inukawa
The president is pulling out all the stops!
[08:53] Mob
Tome-chan...
[08:54] Mob
That's my grandmother's name.
[08:57] Tome
I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
[08:59] Tome
There you have it!
[09:01] Tome
Join the Telepathy Club!
[09:02] Mob
I can't today.
[09:03] Tome
What?!
[09:05] Inukawa
Wait a second, Mob!
You actually have plans?
[09:08] Mob
Yeah.
[09:09] Mob
I have to go to my exorcism job now.
[09:12] Tome
Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
[09:14] Inukawa
Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.
[09:19] Inukawa
He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
[09:22] Inukawa
In other words...
[09:23] Inukawa
He's an esper!
[09:25] Tome
Stop being weird and just join our club.
[09:28] Tome
I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:34] Rei
Hey, what's up, Mob?
[09:36] Mob
Ah, Master.
[09:38] Mob
Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.
[09:41] Rei
That should be over instantly.
[09:43] Mob
No, I have to wait until the
student council meeting is over,
[09:46] Mob
and then go submit my club admission form.
[09:48] Rei
Uh, wait.
[09:49] Rei
So if I tell you to come immediately,
you're not going to join?
[09:53] Mob
Yes, well...
[09:54] Mob
Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
[09:57] Rei
So it's not like you actually want to join?
[09:59] Mob
Not really, no.
[10:01] Rei
Then hurry on over.
[10:02] Rei
Show them how quickly someone in the
going-home club can leave school.
[10:05] Mob
He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.
[10:08] Tome
P-Put me on for a sec!
[10:10] Tome
I really need Kageyama-kun to
join today, no matter what!
[10:14] Rei
A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.
[10:17] Rei
Mob's not the type to play any sports.
[10:20] Rei
Forcing him into things isn't good.
[10:21] Tome
We're not a sports club!
[10:23] Tome
We're the Telepathy Club!
[10:25] Rei
Huh? What the hell is that?
[10:26] Tome
It's a club where we train
to feel telepathic powers.
[10:29] Rei
Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
[10:31] Rei
What do you mean, "telepathy"?
[10:32] Tome
Like you're one to talk!
[10:35] Tome
I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
[10:39] Tome
Aren't you using that to get more customers?
[10:42] Tome
Because you're a phony!
[10:44] Rei
Shut your mouth, amateur!
[10:45] Rei
Don't you dare waste my student's
precious time with your nonsense!
[10:49] Tome
What?!
[10:51] Tome
Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?
[10:54] Tome
We'll get kicked out of the room!
[10:57] Mob
Master, Senpai is about to cry,
so I think I'll join after all...
[11:02] Rei
Don't be fooled!
[11:03] Rei
Those are crocodile tears!
[11:05] Rei
Bonds, memories, and friendship...
[11:08] Rei
Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.
[11:12] Rei
No! They just don't want to lose
their room, their budget,
[11:17] Rei
and their pointless after-school time,
judging from what their club sounds like.
[11:21] Rei
See through it, Mob!
[11:23] Rei
That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.
[11:27] Rei
If you understand,
hurry up and come to work!
[11:30] Mob
I understand...
[11:33] Mob
And so, I'll be leaving after all.
[11:37] Inukawa
Wait! Hear me out, too!
[11:40] Inukawa
It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,
[11:44] Inukawa
but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
[11:47] Inukawa
But, right now, we're in middle school.
[11:50] Inukawa
This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!
[11:53] Inukawa
Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!
[11:58] Kijibayashi
You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.
[12:01] Kijibayashi
We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
[12:05] Tome
You're our last hope,
[12:08] Tome
Kageyama-kun!
[12:11] Rei
You turned them down, didn't you?
[12:13] Mob
No. I figured I could
take a night to think about it.
[12:16] Rei
You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
[12:20] Rei
You need to turn down things
you don't want to do.
[12:23] Mob
Right now, the thing I least want to do
[12:25] Mob
is be dressed like this.
[12:28] Rei
Oh, there it is.
[12:29] Rei
Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
[12:31] Rei
It's a private all-girls high school.
[12:34] Rei
We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
[12:37] Mob
Okay.
SIGN Highso Private Girls' Academy
[12:38] Guy
Stop! What are you doing?
[12:39] Rei
Pardon?
[12:40] Guy
I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
[12:43] Rei
I'm a student here.
[12:45] Guy
Reporting from the front gate.
[12:46] Guy
A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!
[12:49] Rei
Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
[12:51] Guy
You perverted weirdo!
[12:53] Mob
I knew this wouldn't work.
[12:55] Mob
But I'm glad they instantly
saw through our disguises.
[12:57] Mob
I didn't want to infiltrate the school
dressed up like this.
[13:00] Guy
That was close, huh?
[13:02] Guy
Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
[13:04] Mob
Huh?
[13:06] Guy
We'll deal with this phony.
SIGN G
SIGN GO
[13:12] Mob
Huh?
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[13:24] Mob
Won't I get in a lot of trouble
if I'm busted?
[13:30] Mob
He said we were meeting on the roof, but...
[13:39] Mob
Um, hello.
[13:41] Mob
I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?
[13:44] Girl
Huh? Who the hell are you?
[13:47] Girl
An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?
[13:49] Mob
Huh?
[13:49] Girl
Consultation office?
[13:51] Girl
You trying to get through to us thugs?
[13:54] Girl
So annoying!
[13:55] Girl
Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!
[13:59] Mob
No, I'm just—
[14:00] Girl
Why don't you mind your own business?!
[14:03] Girl
If you don't, you're going to regret it!
[14:05] Mob
Sorry about that...
[14:08] Girl
Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
[14:10] Girl
Hmph!
[14:15] Mari
Hello?
[14:17] Chihiro
You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.
SIGN Chihiro
SIGN Clients:
SIGN Mari
SIGN We're your clients.
[14:24] Mari
Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
[14:26] Mob
He was caught at the front gate.
[14:28] Mari
Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?
[14:31] Mob
He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...
[14:34] Mari
I see.
[14:35] Mari
Sorry to make you go through all that.
[14:37] Chihiro
The school just refuses to take us seriously.
[14:43] Mob
What did you tell them?
[14:45] Mari
Students' belongings have been vanishing
under mysterious circumstances,
[14:48] Mari
and we've been hearing weird noises...
[14:50] Mari
Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
[14:52] Mari
We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.
[14:55] Chihiro
Right. Apparently a bra started
floating around in the locker room.
[14:59] Mob
Bra...?
[15:01] Mari
We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.
[15:05] Chihiro
So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the area
[15:09] Chihiro
and somehow ended up with you.
[15:12] Mob
Huh?
[15:13] Mari
I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.
[15:17] Mari
You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
[15:19] Mob
Th-Thank you...
[15:21] Chihiro
That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!
[15:23] Mari
Are you sure we can trust you?
[15:26] Chihiro
I have my doubts.
[15:27] Chihiro
You seem unreliable.
[15:29] Mari
What?
[15:31] Chihiro
What's wrong?
[15:32] Mob
I-It's okay...
[15:34] Mob
I just have to perform an exorcism.
[15:39] Chihiro
If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
[15:42] Mob
Right.
[15:45] Mari
Well? Do you sense anything?
[15:48] Mob
Just slightly...
[15:49] Chihiro
I wonder if he's being serious...
[15:53] Mob
It's here. Nearby.
[15:54] Mari
Huh? Really?!
[15:57] Girl
Someone help!
[16:00] Mari
What's wrong?
[16:01] Girl
Something was here...
[16:04] Girl
Something was looking in
from the top of the door...
[16:08] Chihiro
The windows are locked.
[16:10] Mari
And no one's gone through the exit.
[16:13] Mob
I'm going to follow the spirit.
[16:18] Mari
Nothing so far?
[16:21] Chihiro
We can trust you, right?
[16:23] Mob
Right.
[16:25] Mari
You still can't find it?
[16:28] Mob
The spirit's angry.
[16:30] Both
Huh?
[16:31] Mob
If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.
[16:35] Chihiro
Eek! What are we going to do?
[16:36] Mari
The basketball team is practicing inside.
[16:39] Mob
I'm going to end this.
[16:44] Mob
I've trapped the spirit.
[16:52] Girl
Pass! Pass! Hey!
[16:56] Mob
I've found you.
[16:59] Girls
Huh?
[17:04] Chihiro
It's huge!
[17:05] Mari
What is that?! A ghost?!
[17:08] Scent-Ghoul
Psychic brat...
[17:11] Scent-Ghoul
How dare you trap me?
[17:15] Scent-Ghoul
Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
SIGN Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
[17:19] Scent-Ghoul
This is what you get!
[17:32] Scent-Ghoul
Crap. I underestimated the psychic.
[17:35] Scent-Ghoul
If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!
[17:40] Scent-Ghoul
You smell nice.
[17:43] Scent-Ghoul
I choose you!
[17:46] Mob
Look out!
[17:47] Scent-Ghoul
Huh?
[18:10] Mob
It's over.
[18:11] Girl
Wow.
[18:11] Girl
Want to go home together today?
[18:11] Girl
How did you do that?
[18:12] Girl
What class is she in?
[18:12] Girl
So cool!
[18:12] Girl
Tell me!
[18:14] Mari
Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
[18:17] Chihiro
Thanks. Looks like you were
pretty reliable after all.
[18:20] Scent-Ghoul
Damn it...
[18:23] Scent-Ghoul
How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
[18:26] Scent-Ghoul
And here I thought
I'd finally found happiness.
[18:30] Scent-Ghoul
You seem to be similar to me.
[18:34] Mob
Similar?
[18:35] Scent-Ghoul
The way you get nervous around girls...
[18:39] Scent-Ghoul
You're playing the loser role in youth
just like me, aren't you?
[18:43] Scent-Ghoul
I...
[18:45] Scent-Ghoul
I finally started to have fun after I died.
[18:48] Scent-Ghoul
I was content.
[18:51] Scent-Ghoul
But I guess it's all over now.
[18:56] Scent-Ghoul
Hey, are you living
every day to the fullest?
[19:12] Ritsu
What's wrong?
[19:13] Ritsu
You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
[19:15] Mob
Huh?
[19:16] Mob
No, I'm fine.
[19:19] Ritsu
All right, then...
[19:24] Inukawa
Mob!
[19:25] Inukawa
You came!
[19:27] Tome
We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
[19:30] Tome
Now, hurry up and
sign this club admission form.
[19:34] Tome
You're already here?
[19:36] Tome
That was awfully quick...
[19:38] Tome
Vice President!
[19:39] Hikaru
Well, I had to show this room...
[19:43] Hikaru
to them.
[19:45] Hikaru
This will become the club room
[19:48] Hikaru
of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
[19:51] Tome
What? Hold on a sec!
[19:53] Tome
The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
[19:55] Tome
Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
[19:58] Hikaru
What?
[19:59] Hikaru
Are you insane?
[20:01] Mob
Huh?
[20:02] Hikaru
What grade are you in?
[20:04] Mob
I'm a second-year.
[20:05] Hikaru
Do you have any experience in other clubs?
[20:07] Mob
No.
[20:08] Hikaru
Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?
[20:11] Mob
I have an acquaintance.
[20:12] Hikaru
Do you go to cram school?
[20:13] Mob
No.
[20:14] Hikaru
Do you study?
[20:15] Mob
Not really.
[20:16] Hikaru
Do you have any hobbies?
[20:17] Mob
Um...
[20:18] Hikaru
Don't you have anything
that you want to do?
[20:20] Mob
Huh?
[20:22] Hikaru
If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest at all,
[20:26] Hikaru
what exactly will you gain from it?
[20:27] Mob
Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.
[20:31] Hikaru
And will wasting your time after school
with cola, snacks, and video games
[20:34] Hikaru
help you do that?
[20:37] Hikaru
If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.
[20:40] Hikaru
However, you should carefully
reconsider this.
[20:43] Hikaru
What is it that you really want to do?
[20:46] Mob
What I want to do...
[20:49] Mob
Do I have anything I want to do?
[20:51] Mob
Does everyone else have something?
[20:54] Mob
Something enjoyable?
Something I'm envious of?
[20:57] Mob
What are they enjoying?
[20:59] Mob
Clubs, hobbies, and studying?
[21:03] Mob
Hanging out with girls might be fun...
[21:07] Mob
I did have a dream!
[21:09] Mob
I wanted to confess my feelings to
my first love, Tsubomi-chan,
[21:12] Mob
and hold hands while walking home together.
[21:17] (Flashback) Mob
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[21:19] (Flashback) Mob
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi
Wow, how cute.
[21:24] (Flashback) Mob
I can make the bar all squishy.
[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[21:30] (Flashback) Mob
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi
I'm bored of that.
[21:38] (Flashback) Kid
The red team is fast!
[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi
You're so fast, Akira-kun!
[21:46] Mob
That's right. If I can change anything
by joining a club...
[21:52] Mob
I'll join!
[21:56] Mob
Thank you for having me,
[21:57] Mob
Body Improvement Club!
[22:00] President
Huh? You want to join us?
[22:03] Tome
Huh?
[22:04] President
Good to have you!
[22:06] Mob
Thank you!
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
SIGN Club Admission Form
SIGN I will join the Body Improvement Club.
SIGN Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN Contact Information
SIGN Reason for Joining
SIGN Live
SIGN Saint Highso Girls' Academy
SIGN Pervert
Appears at an All-girls'
School in Broad Daylight!!
[23:42] Newscaster
Unable to locate the whereabouts
[23:44] Newscaster
of the suspicious individual who tried
to infiltrate an all-girls' school
[23:47] Newscaster
in broad daylight by crossdressing,
[23:49] Newscaster
the whole area is on high alert...
[23:52] Reigen
Hot!
SIGN Wakusen Newspaper
SIGN Crossdressing...
SIGN Pervert!!
[23:56] Reigen
Mob successfully joins the
Body Improvement Club.
[23:58] Reigen
On his way home, in an
attempt to be popular,
[24:00] Reigen
he heads to the main temple of
an obviously shady-looking cult.
[24:02] Reigen
Are you really sure about this, Mob?
[24:04] Reigen
Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3:
[24:06] Reigen
"An Invite to a Meeting
Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular"
SIGN An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular
[24:08] Reigen
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~
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[00:02] Narrator
Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
[00:05] Narrator
A second-year in middle school.
[00:08] Narrator
The second year of middle school kicks off
the most sensitive period in one's life.
[00:13] Narrator
People call it adolescence.
[00:17] Narrator
Some hone their bodies playing sports,
[00:19] Narrator
some work hard on their studies,
[00:22] Narrator
some devote themselves to their hobbies,
[00:24] Narrator
some polish their talents,
[00:27] Narrator
some rebel,
[00:29] Narrator
and some fall for the opposite sex
[00:32] Narrator
and get a taste of bittersweet love.
[00:35] Narrator
All those youthful desires come together to
form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
[00:41] Narrator
And Mob was spending that
precious time working as
[00:44] Narrator
an assistant at a psychic business
for 300 yen an hour.
[00:48] Rei
The reason is porn sites!
[00:51] Guy
Porn sites...?
[00:54] Rei
Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
[00:57] Rei
a terrible one-click curse!
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Doubts About Youth
The Telepathy Club Appears
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:36] Guy
A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
[02:39] Rei
They use illegal 18+ sites
to curse your shoulder
[02:43] Rei
and make you pay fees.
[02:45] Rei
Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
[02:48] Guy
Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
[02:52] Reigen
Just don't move for a second.
I'll lift the curse now.
[02:55] Guy
No, it's fine!
[02:59] Rei
Your right shoulder is stiff—
The curse is strong.
[03:02] Guy
Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
[03:08] Guy
H-Huh? It actually feels good?
[03:12] ---
Sorcery Crush!
SIGN Sorcery Crush
[03:15] Rei
It's finished!
[03:17] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[03:19] Narrator
where he relieves the stress
from physical fatigue
SIGN Abeshi
[03:22] Narrator
and gets rid of stiff shoulders
and back pain.
[03:29] Rei
I believe that I was able to
lift the curse,
[03:31] Rei
but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
[03:32] Guy
I'm sorry that I doubted you.
I feel much better!
[03:36] Guy
May I come again?
[03:39] Rei
Of course!
SIGN Reception
SIGN Manual
SIGN If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
SIGN This Month Only
[03:41] Mob
Er, the massage fee
[03:43] Mob
for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
[03:45] Rei
You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
Call it the curse-dispelling fee!
[03:49] Mob
Your change is 200 yen.
[03:51] Rei
Here.
[03:52] Rei
You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
[03:54] Mob
Oh, sure. I'll have some.
[03:57] Mob
Master Reigen, you're getting
much better at massages.
[04:01] Rei
Well, yeah.
[04:02] Rei
I've been trying various things to improve,
like reading books on Seitai.
SIGN Limited-Time Offer
If there are 3 evil spirits,
the exorcism fee on 1 of
them will be on the house!!
SIGN This Month Only
[04:06] Rei
Of course, it's only effective
because of spiritual power.
[04:11] Rei
Hot!
[04:12] Rei
Such a waste!
[04:16] Mob
Master, I've been thinking...
[04:19] Rei
Well, this is rare.
You never try to start a conversation.
[04:23] Mob
Well, I can use a little ESP,
and I'm different from other people,
[04:27] Mob
so I came to discuss that with you
and ended up becoming your student.
[04:32] Mob
At the time, I didn't have anyone
else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
[04:37] Mob
because you teach me
various things and pay me.
[04:41] Mob
However, is this really okay?
[04:46] Mob
That's what I've been thinking lately.
[04:49] Rei
Does he think his pay is too low?
SIGN Fake
[04:52] Rei
Or did he finally find me out?
SIGN Liar
SIGN Con Artist
SIGN Self-Proclaimed Psychic
[04:55] Rei
What do you mean?
[04:57] Mob
How do I put this...
[04:58] Mob
Rather than waste my youth
working part-time after school,
[05:01] Mob
I have a feeling that there may or may not be
[05:03] Mob
some other things that
I can only experience now...
[05:06] Rei
Huh?
[05:08] Rei
Oh, so that's it.
[05:10] Rei
Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
[05:13] Rei
Is there something that
you want to do right now?
[05:15] Rei
Be in a band?
[05:16] Rei
Dance?
SIGN To Wakkanai
[05:18] Rei
Hitchhike?
[05:19] Mob
No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
[05:22] Rei
Listen, Mob.
[05:24] Rei
There's no need to rush into things.
[05:27] Rei
In my expert opinion,
the going-home club is the absolute best.
[05:30] Rei
You're goofing off during the period
you can goof off the most,
[05:34] Rei
and that makes you a winner in my book.
[05:36] Rei
Keep on lazing around and
make money from me.
[05:39] Rei
Got it?
[05:41] Inukawa
Wait a sec, Takenaka!
[05:44] Takenaka
I get treated like a weirdo
just for being in this club!
SIGN Telepathy Club
[05:47] Inukawa
Just wait!
[05:48] Takenaka
I can't do it anymore!
[05:51] Saruta
This isn't good.
[05:53] Kijibayashi
A club must have five
or more members, right?
[05:55] Inukawa
What should we do, President?
[05:58] Tome
What else can we do?
[06:00] Tome
We have to find new members
like our lives depend on it!
SIGN Telepathy Club President:
Kurata Tome
[06:07] Saruta
Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
[06:09] Inukawa
That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
SIGN Student Council
[06:13] Hikaru
I just received a submission of resignation
from this club, so be forewarned...
[06:16] Inukawa
The...
[06:17] All
The student council!
SIGN Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
[06:19] Hikaru
This club will now be abolished.
[06:21] Kijibayashi
Abolished?
[06:22] Saruta
Already?!
[06:24] Hikaru
Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
to gather all of your things.
[06:27] Hikaru
I actually just had a brand-new club
request a club room.
[06:31] Tome
H-Hold your horses!
[06:34] Tome
I'm not going to let you
abolish the Telepathy Club!
[06:36] Saruta
The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
[06:38] Kijibayashi
The student council's got nothing on us!
[06:40] Inukawa
You think you're all high-and-mighty
because of how you part your hair?!
[06:43] Hikaru
Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
[06:49] Hikaru
If you're that desperate
to keep this club going,
[06:52] Hikaru
bring me a new club member by
the end of the school day on Friday.
SIGN Telepathy Club
[06:56] Inukawa
B-By Friday?
[06:59] Kijibayashi
That only gives us two days.
[07:01] Saruta
That's impossible.
[07:04] Tome
Quit whining!
[07:05] Tome
If we ask everyone we see to join,
we'll be able to snag at least one!
[07:08] Saruta
No, that's impossible.
Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
[07:12] Tome
No! I'm going to do this!
[07:14] Tome
We have overcome so many obstacles
up until now, haven't we?!
[07:20] All
President...
[07:22] All
We haven't done a single thing...
SIGN The Next Day After School
[07:30] Guy
Telepathy Club?
Sorry, what are you talking about?
[07:32] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:34] Guy
I've got a job.
[07:35] Girl
Abolished? What's wrong with that?
[07:37] Guy
You should be studying.
We've got entrance exams this year.
[07:40] Girl
Are there hot guys?
Do you have any hot guys?
[07:43] Girl
I want to be able to date.
SIGN Girls Bathroom
[07:45] Girl
I'd be worried about the stares,
and it seems dangerous.
[07:47] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:49] Guy
Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
[07:51] Guy
It's creepy, so no.
[07:54] Girl
Creepy.
[07:55] Guy
No.
[07:55] Guy
Creepy.
[07:56] Person
No.
[07:56] Girl
It's creepy, so no.
[08:01] Saruta
It really was impossible to find
new members this time of the year.
[08:05] Inukawa
Not to mention we just keep
getting called creepy.
[08:08] Inukawa
Now even I want to quit.
[08:12] Tome
No!
[08:15] Kijibayashi
The president's lost it!
[08:16] Saruta
Please calm down!
[08:20] Inukawa
The going-home club...
[08:23] Inukawa
President!
[08:23] Inukawa
I've brought him! He's not
in any clubs or committees,
[08:26] Inukawa
and he doesn't have
any friends or girlfriends.
[08:28] Inukawa
Salt Middle's final go-homer
and all-round bum,
[08:29] Inukawa
Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
[08:31] Mob
Well, he's basically right.
[08:33] Tome
Well done, Inukawa!
[08:35] Tome
Let me introduce you to the
other members, Kageyama-kun.
[08:37] Tome
This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
[08:40] Kijibayashi
Nice to meet you.
[08:40] Saruta
Hey.
[08:41] Tome
And I'm the president,
Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
[08:45] Tome
Call me Tome-chan.
[08:50] Inukawa
The president is pulling out all the stops!
[08:53] Mob
Tome-chan...
[08:54] Mob
That's my grandmother's name.
[08:57] Tome
I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
[08:59] Tome
There you have it!
[09:01] Tome
Join the Telepathy Club!
[09:02] Mob
I can't today.
[09:03] Tome
What?!
[09:05] Inukawa
Wait a second, Mob!
You actually have plans?
[09:08] Mob
Yeah.
[09:09] Mob
I have to go to my exorcism job now.
[09:12] Tome
Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
[09:14] Inukawa
Ah, President! Actually, this guy
was sort of famous in grade school.
[09:19] Inukawa
He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
[09:22] Inukawa
In other words...
[09:23] Inukawa
He's an esper!
[09:25] Tome
Stop being weird and just join our club.
[09:28] Tome
I'm sure the exorcism can
wait a little while.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:34] Rei
Hey, what's up, Mob?
[09:36] Mob
Ah, Master.
[09:38] Mob
Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
I'm being recruited into a club.
[09:41] Rei
That should be over instantly.
[09:43] Mob
No, I have to wait until the
student council meeting is over,
[09:46] Mob
and then go submit my club admission form.
[09:48] Rei
Uh, wait.
[09:49] Rei
So if I tell you to come immediately,
you're not going to join?
[09:53] Mob
Yes, well...
[09:54] Mob
Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
[09:57] Rei
So it's not like you actually want to join?
[09:59] Mob
Not really, no.
[10:01] Rei
Then hurry on over.
[10:02] Rei
Show them how quickly someone in the
going-home club can leave school.
[10:05] Mob
He says he needs me right away,
so I'll be going now.
[10:08] Tome
P-Put me on for a sec!
[10:10] Tome
I really need Kageyama-kun to
join today, no matter what!
[10:14] Rei
A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.
[10:17] Rei
Mob's not the type to play any sports.
[10:20] Rei
Forcing him into things isn't good.
[10:21] Tome
We're not a sports club!
[10:23] Tome
We're the Telepathy Club!
[10:25] Rei
Huh? What the hell is that?
[10:26] Tome
It's a club where we train
to feel telepathic powers.
[10:29] Rei
Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
[10:31] Rei
What do you mean, "telepathy"?
[10:32] Tome
Like you're one to talk!
[10:35] Tome
I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
[10:39] Tome
Aren't you using that to get more customers?
[10:42] Tome
Because you're a phony!
[10:44] Rei
Shut your mouth, amateur!
[10:45] Rei
Don't you dare waste my student's
precious time with your nonsense!
[10:49] Tome
What?!
[10:51] Tome
Are you saying that you don't care
if our club gets abolished?
[10:54] Tome
We'll get kicked out of the room!
[10:57] Mob
Master, Senpai is about to cry,
so I think I'll join after all...
[11:02] Rei
Don't be fooled!
[11:03] Rei
Those are crocodile tears!
[11:05] Rei
Bonds, memories, and friendship...
[11:08] Rei
Like any of those things will disappear
because a club is abolished.
[11:12] Rei
No! They just don't want to lose
their room, their budget,
[11:17] Rei
and their pointless after-school time,
judging from what their club sounds like.
[11:21] Rei
See through it, Mob!
[11:23] Rei
That shady club is going down
because it's meant to go down.
[11:27] Rei
If you understand,
hurry up and come to work!
[11:30] Mob
I understand...
[11:33] Mob
And so, I'll be leaving after all.
[11:37] Inukawa
Wait! Hear me out, too!
[11:40] Inukawa
It seems that the president
seriously believes in telepathy,
[11:44] Inukawa
but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
[11:47] Inukawa
But, right now, we're in middle school.
[11:50] Inukawa
This is the only time we're going
to be able to goof off!
[11:53] Inukawa
Play cards with us in this lazy
little paradise we've created!
[11:58] Kijibayashi
You're not going to find a more
carefree club than this.
[12:01] Kijibayashi
We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
[12:05] Tome
You're our last hope,
[12:08] Tome
Kageyama-kun!
[12:11] Rei
You turned them down, didn't you?
[12:13] Mob
No. I figured I could
take a night to think about it.
[12:16] Rei
You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
[12:20] Rei
You need to turn down things
you don't want to do.
[12:23] Mob
Right now, the thing I least want to do
[12:25] Mob
is be dressed like this.
[12:28] Rei
Oh, there it is.
[12:29] Rei
Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
[12:31] Rei
It's a private all-girls high school.
[12:34] Rei
We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
[12:37] Mob
Okay.
SIGN Highso Private Girls' Academy
[12:38] Guy
Stop! What are you doing?
[12:39] Rei
Pardon?
[12:40] Guy
I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
[12:43] Rei
I'm a student here.
[12:45] Guy
Reporting from the front gate.
[12:46] Guy
A suspicious individual showed up!
Requesting backup!
[12:49] Rei
Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
[12:51] Guy
You perverted weirdo!
[12:53] Mob
I knew this wouldn't work.
[12:55] Mob
But I'm glad they instantly
saw through our disguises.
[12:57] Mob
I didn't want to infiltrate the school
dressed up like this.
[13:00] Guy
That was close, huh?
[13:02] Guy
Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
[13:04] Mob
Huh?
[13:06] Guy
We'll deal with this phony.
SIGN G
SIGN GO
[13:12] Mob
Huh?
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[13:24] Mob
Won't I get in a lot of trouble
if I'm busted?
[13:30] Mob
He said we were meeting on the roof, but...
[13:39] Mob
Um, hello.
[13:41] Mob
I've come from the consultation office.
Are you the clients?
[13:44] Girl
Huh? Who the hell are you?
[13:47] Girl
An unfamiliar face.
You a transfer student?
[13:49] Mob
Huh?
[13:49] Girl
Consultation office?
[13:51] Girl
You trying to get through to us thugs?
[13:54] Girl
So annoying!
[13:55] Girl
Like we're going to let some
twerp like you lecture us!
[13:59] Mob
No, I'm just—
[14:00] Girl
Why don't you mind your own business?!
[14:03] Girl
If you don't, you're going to regret it!
[14:05] Mob
Sorry about that...
[14:08] Girl
Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
[14:10] Girl
Hmph!
[14:15] Mari
Hello?
[14:17] Chihiro
You promptly got picked on
by thugs. How funny.
SIGN Chihiro
SIGN Clients:
SIGN Mari
SIGN We're your clients.
[14:24] Mari
Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
[14:26] Mob
He was caught at the front gate.
[14:28] Mari
Also, you both came here
dressed as girls? Seriously?
[14:31] Mob
He couldn't get us permission to come in,
so we didn't have a choice...
[14:34] Mari
I see.
[14:35] Mari
Sorry to make you go through all that.
[14:37] Chihiro
The school just refuses to take us seriously.
[14:43] Mob
What did you tell them?
[14:45] Mari
Students' belongings have been vanishing
under mysterious circumstances,
[14:48] Mari
and we've been hearing weird noises...
[14:50] Mari
Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
[14:52] Mari
We heard things have been spotted
floating through the air, too.
[14:55] Chihiro
Right. Apparently a bra started
floating around in the locker room.
[14:59] Mob
Bra...?
[15:01] Mari
We're dead sure it has to be
something supernatural.
[15:05] Chihiro
So we just called the cheapest
exorcist in the area
[15:09] Chihiro
and somehow ended up with you.
[15:12] Mob
Huh?
[15:13] Mari
I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
dealing with some high school girls.
[15:17] Mari
You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
[15:19] Mob
Th-Thank you...
[15:21] Chihiro
That was sarcasm, duh!
She wasn't complimenting you!
[15:23] Mari
Are you sure we can trust you?
[15:26] Chihiro
I have my doubts.
[15:27] Chihiro
You seem unreliable.
[15:29] Mari
What?
[15:31] Chihiro
What's wrong?
[15:32] Mob
I-It's okay...
[15:34] Mob
I just have to perform an exorcism.
[15:39] Chihiro
If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
[15:42] Mob
Right.
[15:45] Mari
Well? Do you sense anything?
[15:48] Mob
Just slightly...
[15:49] Chihiro
I wonder if he's being serious...
[15:53] Mob
It's here. Nearby.
[15:54] Mari
Huh? Really?!
[15:57] Girl
Someone help!
[16:00] Mari
What's wrong?
[16:01] Girl
Something was here...
[16:04] Girl
Something was looking in
from the top of the door...
[16:08] Chihiro
The windows are locked.
[16:10] Mari
And no one's gone through the exit.
[16:13] Mob
I'm going to follow the spirit.
[16:18] Mari
Nothing so far?
[16:21] Chihiro
We can trust you, right?
[16:23] Mob
Right.
[16:25] Mari
You still can't find it?
[16:28] Mob
The spirit's angry.
[16:30] Both
Huh?
[16:31] Mob
If we keep pursuing it,
it might try to do something.
[16:35] Chihiro
Eek! What are we going to do?
[16:36] Mari
The basketball team is practicing inside.
[16:39] Mob
I'm going to end this.
[16:44] Mob
I've trapped the spirit.
[16:52] Girl
Pass! Pass! Hey!
[16:56] Mob
I've found you.
[16:59] Girls
Huh?
[17:04] Chihiro
It's huge!
[17:05] Mari
What is that?! A ghost?!
[17:08] Scent-Ghoul
Psychic brat...
[17:11] Scent-Ghoul
How dare you trap me?
[17:15] Scent-Ghoul
Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
SIGN Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
[17:19] Scent-Ghoul
This is what you get!
[17:32] Scent-Ghoul
Crap. I underestimated the psychic.
[17:35] Scent-Ghoul
If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!
[17:40] Scent-Ghoul
You smell nice.
[17:43] Scent-Ghoul
I choose you!
[17:46] Mob
Look out!
[17:47] Scent-Ghoul
Huh?
[18:10] Mob
It's over.
[18:11] Girl
Wow.
[18:11] Girl
Want to go home together today?
[18:11] Girl
How did you do that?
[18:12] Girl
What class is she in?
[18:12] Girl
So cool!
[18:12] Girl
Tell me!
[18:14] Mari
Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
[18:17] Chihiro
Thanks. Looks like you were
pretty reliable after all.
[18:20] Scent-Ghoul
Damn it...
[18:23] Scent-Ghoul
How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
[18:26] Scent-Ghoul
And here I thought
I'd finally found happiness.
[18:30] Scent-Ghoul
You seem to be similar to me.
[18:34] Mob
Similar?
[18:35] Scent-Ghoul
The way you get nervous around girls...
[18:39] Scent-Ghoul
You're playing the loser role in youth
just like me, aren't you?
[18:43] Scent-Ghoul
I...
[18:45] Scent-Ghoul
I finally started to have fun after I died.
[18:48] Scent-Ghoul
I was content.
[18:51] Scent-Ghoul
But I guess it's all over now.
[18:56] Scent-Ghoul
Hey, are you living
every day to the fullest?
[19:12] Ritsu
What's wrong?
[19:13] Ritsu
You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
[19:15] Mob
Huh?
[19:16] Mob
No, I'm fine.
[19:19] Ritsu
All right, then...
[19:24] Inukawa
Mob!
[19:25] Inukawa
You came!
[19:27] Tome
We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
[19:30] Tome
Now, hurry up and
sign this club admission form.
[19:34] Tome
You're already here?
[19:36] Tome
That was awfully quick...
[19:38] Tome
Vice President!
[19:39] Hikaru
Well, I had to show this room...
[19:43] Hikaru
to them.
[19:45] Hikaru
This will become the club room
[19:48] Hikaru
of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
[19:51] Tome
What? Hold on a sec!
[19:53] Tome
The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
[19:55] Tome
Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
[19:58] Hikaru
What?
[19:59] Hikaru
Are you insane?
[20:01] Mob
Huh?
[20:02] Hikaru
What grade are you in?
[20:04] Mob
I'm a second-year.
[20:05] Hikaru
Do you have any experience in other clubs?
[20:07] Mob
No.
[20:08] Hikaru
Do you have a close friend
in the Telepathy Club?
[20:11] Mob
I have an acquaintance.
[20:12] Hikaru
Do you go to cram school?
[20:13] Mob
No.
[20:14] Hikaru
Do you study?
[20:15] Mob
Not really.
[20:16] Hikaru
Do you have any hobbies?
[20:17] Mob
Um...
[20:18] Hikaru
Don't you have anything
that you want to do?
[20:20] Mob
Huh?
[20:22] Hikaru
If you let them goad you into joining
despite having no interest at all,
[20:26] Hikaru
what exactly will you gain from it?
[20:27] Mob
Well, I just want to live
every day to the fullest.
[20:31] Hikaru
And will wasting your time after school
with cola, snacks, and video games
[20:34] Hikaru
help you do that?
[20:37] Hikaru
If you want to join of your own free will,
I will not stop you.
[20:40] Hikaru
However, you should carefully
reconsider this.
[20:43] Hikaru
What is it that you really want to do?
[20:46] Mob
What I want to do...
[20:49] Mob
Do I have anything I want to do?
[20:51] Mob
Does everyone else have something?
[20:54] Mob
Something enjoyable?
Something I'm envious of?
[20:57] Mob
What are they enjoying?
[20:59] Mob
Clubs, hobbies, and studying?
[21:03] Mob
Hanging out with girls might be fun...
[21:07] Mob
I did have a dream!
[21:09] Mob
I wanted to confess my feelings to
my first love, Tsubomi-chan,
[21:12] Mob
and hold hands while walking home together.
[21:17] (Flashback) Mob
Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[21:19] (Flashback) Mob
When you make frogs float,
they start swimming.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi
Wow, how cute.
[21:24] (Flashback) Mob
I can make the bar all squishy.
[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi
You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[21:30] (Flashback) Mob
Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi
I'm bored of that.
[21:38] (Flashback) Kid
The red team is fast!
[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi
You're so fast, Akira-kun!
[21:46] Mob
That's right. If I can change anything
by joining a club...
[21:52] Mob
I'll join!
[21:56] Mob
Thank you for having me,
[21:57] Mob
Body Improvement Club!
[22:00] President
Huh? You want to join us?
[22:03] Tome
Huh?
[22:04] President
Good to have you!
[22:06] Mob
Thank you!
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
SIGN Club Admission Form
SIGN I will join the Body Improvement Club.
SIGN Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN Contact Information
SIGN Reason for Joining
SIGN Live
SIGN Saint Highso Girls' Academy
SIGN Pervert
Appears at an All-girls'
School in Broad Daylight!!
[23:42] Newscaster
Unable to locate the whereabouts
[23:44] Newscaster
of the suspicious individual who tried
to infiltrate an all-girls' school
[23:47] Newscaster
in broad daylight by crossdressing,
[23:49] Newscaster
the whole area is on high alert...
[23:52] Reigen
Hot!
SIGN Wakusen Newspaper
SIGN Crossdressing...
SIGN Pervert!!
[23:56] Reigen
Mob successfully joins the
Body Improvement Club.
[23:58] Reigen
On his way home, in an
attempt to be popular,
[24:00] Reigen
he heads to the main temple of
an obviously shady-looking cult.
[24:02] Reigen
Are you really sure about this, Mob?
[24:04] Reigen
Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3:
[24:06] Reigen
"An Invite to a Meeting
Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular"
SIGN An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular
[24:08] Reigen
Recording it? That's also a wise decision.
E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~
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SIGN Black Vinegar Middle School
[00:05] Guy
The guys from Salt Middle School are strong!
SIGN Black Vinegar Middle School Gang Leader:
Edano Tsuyoshi
[00:08] Guy
Damn it... So he's Salt Middle School's
Tenga the Demon!
SIGN Salt Middle School
Gang Leader:
Onigawara Tenga
[00:11] Tenga
Is that all you've got?
That wasn't even a warm-up.
[00:16] Guy
Damn it!
[00:17] Guy
The shadow leader!
[00:18] Guy
Someone get Teru-san!
[00:22] Guy
D-Damn...
[00:23] Guy
That's Teru-san for you.
[00:25] Guy
But isn't this a bit overboard?
[00:28] Teruki
It had to be done.
[00:29] Teruki
They had the nerve to stand up to me.
SIGN What's for lunch today? We can actually go out for lunch sometime, right? Right? Right? Right?
[00:31] Teruki
If you show idiots like these
that you're out of their league,
[00:35] Teruki
they'll suddenly bow down to you,
like completely different people.
SIGN Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year:
[00:38] Teruki
Just like you guys.
SIGN Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year
Hanazawa Teruki
[00:40] Teruki
Not to mention, it's not a bad idea
having these guys indebted to me.
SIGN A.K.A.:
SIGN Teru
[00:47] Teruki
Be it power or people...
[00:49] Teruki
I'm going to take advantage
of everything I can.
[00:52] Teruki
After all, I'm the main character
in this world.
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN Idiots Only Event Kin
[02:31] Mom
Shige, wake up!
[02:34] Mom
You're going to be late.
[02:38] Dimple
Good morning. Isn't it a
lovely morning, Partner?
[02:42] Dimple
You surprised?
[02:43] Dimple
Well, you know what they say.
Yesterday's enemy could be today's friend.
[02:47] Dimple
Hm? You want to shake hands?
[02:50] Dimple
What are you—Stop! Wait, wait!
[02:54] Dimple
You startled me! What was that for?!
[02:57] Mob
I thought this might be a dream.
[02:59] Dimple
And when you think that,
you're supposed to pinch your own cheek!
[03:03] Mob
Who are you?
[03:04] Dimple
I'm Dimple! The head of the religious group!
[03:07] Dimple
You know, we had a fight
to the death yesterday!
[03:10] Mob
Oh... So you didn't completely disappear.
[03:12] Dimple
W-Wait! Hear me out!
[03:14] Dimple
I don't plan on living the rest
of my life as some spirit!
[03:18] Mob
But aren't you already dead?
[03:20] Dimple
You're not supposed to go there, Shige-chan.
[03:23] Dimple
An idol! A pro baseball player!
A movie star!
[03:26] Dimple
Everyone has some kind of dream!
[03:29] Dimple
And I have an ambition, too.
[03:31] Dimple
To stand at the top of all creation...
[03:34] Dimple
Basically, to become God!
[03:36] Dimple
I dream of the day that I become God.
[03:39] Mob
Huh... So that's why you created
that religious organization.
[03:43] Dimple
Though it was destroyed.
[03:45] Dimple
But now I know...
[03:47] Dimple
that in order to gain command
over people's hearts,
[03:49] Dimple
I just have to show off some
strong psychic powers.
[03:53] Dimple
Shige-chan! Pair up with me!
[03:55] Dimple
Let's shoot for the top of the world together!
[03:58] Mob
Any more final words?
[04:00] Dimple
Eek!
[04:01] Dimple
Seriously?!
[04:03] Dimple
I don't want to disappear yet!
[04:05] Dimple
I won't do anything bad anymore!
[04:08] Mob
Really?
[04:09] Dimple
Really!
[04:12] Mob
All right.
[04:14] Mob
Then I'll discuss it with my master.
[04:16] Mob
Don't do anything weird at my home or school.
[04:20] Dimple
Talk about a softy.
[04:22] Dimple
I'll just wait for my chance to possess him.
[04:27] Ritsu
Nii-san, Mom says to hurry up
and eat breakfast.
[04:30] Mob
Okay. I'll be right there.
[04:32] Ritsu
Were you talking to someone just now?
[04:34] Mob
Nope.
[04:36] Ritsu
Oh, okay.
[04:37] Ritsu
Anyway, hurry up.
[04:38] Mob
Okay.
[04:40] Dimple
Your brother seems pretty
smart and nice, Shige-chan.
[04:44] Mob
My name's Shigeo.
[04:46] Mob
Call me "Shige-chan" one more time,
and I'll exorcise you.
[04:49] Dimple
A-All right. Sorry, Sh-Shigeo.
SIGN Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
[04:53] Dimple
Just as I found out yesterday,
it's hard to read what Shigeo's thinking.
[04:59] Dimple
I must study his personal and social life
and try to figure him out.
[05:04] Dimple
If all goes well, Shigeo could start to
see me as someone who truly gets him.
[05:09] Dimple
If he eventually starts relying on me...
[05:15] Mezato
Hey, Kageyama-kun.
[05:17] Mezato
You're Kageyama Ritsu-kun
from Class 1-3, right?
[05:20] Ritsu
Yeah.
[05:21] Mezato
I'm Mezato from Class 2-1
and the school paper.
[05:24] Mezato
Do you have a sec?
[05:26] Ritsu
So you're in the same class as my brother.
[05:28] Ritsu
If you want to know about his
psychic powers, ask him yourself.
[05:31] Mezato
Aw, come on. I have something
interesting to tell you, too.
[05:36] Ritsu
Did something happen with my brother?
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[05:39] Rei
I accept.
[05:42] Rei
I'll exorcise this evil spirit photo,
[05:47] Rei
so please come back in about two hours.
[05:52] Rei
Graphic Exorcism!
[05:56] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he uses CG software to edit photos
SIGN Graphic Exorcism
[06:02] Narrator
and makes them look perfectly natural.
[06:05] Rei
Crap!
[06:06] Rei
I accidentally erased
the client's eyebrow, too!
[06:10] Mob
Master.
[06:11] Rei
Is that you, Mob? I'm a bit busy
right now, so give me a minute.
[06:13] Dimple
Wait... That's your master?
[06:16] Mob
Yup. He's Master Reigen, a psychic.
[06:19] Dimple
Uh, you can't be serious.
[06:21] Mob
What do you mean?
[06:22] Dimple
I don't feel any spiritual power
from him at all.
[06:25] Dimple
That idiot Shigeo is totally getting used.
[06:29] Dimple
I could let him know...
[06:32] Dimple
But no, this is fine.
[06:35] Dimple
I'm going to use him to the fullest, too!
[06:39] Rei
All right, it's done.
[06:41] Mob
Master, I've had this spirit
stuck to me since this morning.
[06:44] Mob
What do you think I should do?
[06:46] Mob
Should I erase it?
[06:48] Rei
Hm?
[06:51] Dimple
Hmph. You won't be able to see me, you fake.
[06:55] Rei
It's too weak for me to see.
SIGN Wha!!?
[06:58] Rei
For you, it'd be about the same
as a ladybug on your shoulder.
[07:02] Rei
Do whatever you want.
[07:04] Mob
Good for you.
[07:05] Mob
If you don't cause any harm,
I won't erase you.
SIGN A Delicious Lifestyle
MobDonalds
SIGN Where Dimples Magically Appear On Your Face When You Eat
[07:09] Ritsu
There's nothing that triggered it.
[07:11] Ritsu
Nii-san was born with his psychic powers.
[07:15] Ritsu
Ever since I can remember,
[07:17] Ritsu
Nii-san has been causing
strange phenomena and showing me.
[07:21] Ritsu
To me, Nii-san was the standard of the world.
[07:25] Mezato
Standard?
[07:27] Ritsu
But it's been a while since Nii-san's
used his powers in front of others.
[07:33] Ritsu
What happened to my brother?
[07:36] Mezato
Mob-kun's caused quite a stir.
SIGN We're Looking For Our God. The Psycho Helmet Religion
[07:40] Dimple
Doesn't this look like you, Shigeo?
[07:42] Mob
No.
[07:43] Dimple
Hm? This phone number's... I see.
[07:48] Dimple
So now they're seeking support from Shigeo.
[07:52] Dimple
Jeez, they're so easy to read.
[07:56] Mezato
Mob-kun's hidden charisma
[07:59] Mezato
managed to bring forth adoration
from a lot of people at once.
[08:02] Mezato
So much so that it formed a new religion.
[08:05] Mezato
I think he deserves more recognition.
[08:09] Mezato
So I thought I'd get an exclusive
from your point of view—
[08:12] Ritsu
I'll have to decline, Mezato-senpai.
[08:15] Ritsu
Nii-san's powers are not some sideshow.
[08:17] Mezato
No, that's not what I meant...
[08:20] Mezato
Well, maybe I did.
[08:22] Mezato
But he could get really popular—
[08:23] Ritsu
Well, I'll be going now.
[08:29] Mezato
Kageyama Ritsu-kun.
SIGN Kageyama Ritsu-Class 1-3
in the student council
Hot! Top of his class
Good at sports
Good at sprints
Apparently he's fast
SIGN Seems a bit hard to get close to
Has a lot of secret fans
Relationship with brother: unknown
I don't really know about Mob-kun, either
Likes tofu
Blood type: B Born 7/2
[08:31] Mezato
His grades are at the top of his class,
[08:33] Mezato
and he's a hot, popular guy
who is great at sports.
[08:37] Mezato
He's got everything that Mob-kun doesn't.
[08:42] Mezato
Jeez...
[08:43] Mezato
People really aren't born equal...
[08:51] Ritsu
Nii-san was the standard of my world.
[08:55] Ritsu
Psychic powers were a perfectly
normal existence for me.
[08:59] Ritsu
Because I'm his little brother,
[09:01] Ritsu
I thought that I would be able
to use them, too, someday.
[09:05] Ritsu
That's what I wished for...
[09:07] Ritsu
"Charisma," my foot!
[09:09] Ritsu
"Popular," my foot!
[09:11] Ritsu
Give me a break!
[09:13] Ritsu
Psychic powers aren't that cheap!
[09:22] Mob
I'm leaving now.
[09:23] Ritsu
Nii-san. I'll go with you.
[09:26] Mob
That's rare. You're usually gone early.
[09:29] Ritsu
There isn't a student council
meeting this morning.
[09:32] Ritsu
Also, I wanted to talk to you
about something.
[09:36] Dimple
He seems to be pretty close to you.
[09:39] Ritsu
Why don't you use your
psychic powers more often?
[09:44] Mob
I don't get any opportunities to.
[09:46] Dimple
And I'm telling you there's plenty!
[09:50] Ritsu
I guess you don't have any desires.
[09:52] Mob
I do, but using my powers would be pointless.
[09:56] Ritsu
Huh?
[09:57] Mob
Psychic powers aren't needed
to survive in the first place.
[10:01] Dimple
You're the only one who thinks that!
[10:04] Dimple
They're not pointless! You just haven't
realized how useful they are!
[10:08] Ritsu
Are there things that you can't have,
even if you use your powers?
[10:11] Dimple
Not at all! You can even become God!
[10:15] Mob
Muscles.
[10:17] Dimple
What is he talking about?
[10:20] Mob
Or the ability to understand girls,
or read my surroundings.
[10:24] Mob
I think there's even more
than that, like wisdom.
[10:28] Mob
I envy you, Ritsu.
[10:37] Mob
Hm... Yeah.
SIGN Find the Area
[10:39] Mob
I mean, psychic powers can't even
help you solve math problems.
[10:44] Dimple
If those powers belonged to someone else,
[10:47] Dimple
we would have seen a completely
different world...
[10:52] Goda
What did you want with the
Body Improvement Club?
[10:54] Goda
This is no place for the likes of you.
[10:59] Goda
Unlike you guys who waste your lives away,
[11:02] Goda
we are living in the moment, Onigawara.
[11:05] Tenga
What about them?
[11:11] Goda
If you have something to say,
let's go outside.
[11:13] Tenga
He avoided the question!
[11:16] Tenga
I'll keep this short.
[11:17] Tenga
You guys in the Body Improvement Club
[11:20] Tenga
have the strongest bodies
in Salt Middle School.
[11:23] Tenga
I want to ask for your guys' help in order
to crush Black Vinegar Middle School!
[11:27] Goda
Sadly, this is lower body strengthening month,
[11:31] Goda
so we're busy doing squats.
[11:34] Tenga
Squats?! What are you...
[11:35] Goda
Fighting is stupid!
[11:38] Goda
Our muscles don't exist
for something so petty!
[11:43] Yamazaki
What'd you say?!
[11:49] Shimura
Say no to violence.
[11:51] Tenga
H-He stopped Yamazaki with one hand...
[11:54] Tenga
With these musclebound freaks on our side,
we'd definitely be able to win!
[11:59] Tenga
What?
[12:00] Tenga
There's one guy who obviously
hasn't improved his body...
[12:05] Dimple
Shigeo, you aren't actually
aiming for this, are you?
SIGN Progress Toward
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 28%
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[12:19] TV
Next is today's weather.
[12:22] TV
Though a lot of parts will be sunny today,
[12:25] TV
there is some instability in the atmosphere.
[12:27] TV
There is a possibility of
thunderstorms and high winds.
[12:31] TV
If you're going out, it may be a good idea
to bring along a foldable umbrella...
[12:33] Tenga
You gotta fight poison with poison.
[12:36] Tenga
I'll send Salt Middle's extraterritoriality,
the Body Improvement Club,
[12:39] Tenga
to clash with Black Vinegar Middle's
shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki.
[12:43] Kawa
You've got that saying slightly wrong.
[12:46] Kawa
And the Body Improvement Club
isn't really poison...
[12:49] Shima
Isn't the nuance of extraterritoriality
a bit weird, too?
[12:51] Shima
I think he just wanted to try saying it.
[12:53] Yamazaki
Both of those came up in class recently.
[12:56] Yamazaki
Apparently Tenga-san is
actually paying attention.
[12:59] Yamazaki
Though he's an idiot—
[13:05] Kawa
Th-There it is!
[13:06] Kawa
Demon Rush! Tenga-san's special move
of repeated punches!
[13:09] Kawa
It's a legendary move that
you rarely get to see.
[13:12] Shima
It's supposed to be rare,
but apparently he's using it here!
[13:16] Shima
You really are amazing, Tenga-san.
SIGN To Kageyama-kun of the Body Improvement Club <3 How are you? I'm a girl, but Kageyama-kun, I abhor you!!! I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park. <3 Please come!!!
[13:27] Mob
Th-This is...
[13:31] Mob
What is this? Abhor?
[13:34] Mob
Did I offend someone?
[13:36] Dimple
I'm assuming it's supposed
to be a love letter.
[13:38] Dimple
They spelled "adore" wrong.
[13:39] Mob
Adore? What?!
[13:42] Dimple
Er, that's definitely a lie.
[13:44] Mob
Huh?
[13:45] Mob
This is a lie?
[13:47] Dimple
That's a guy's handwriting,
so it's clearly a fake love letter.
[13:51] Dimple
You're too unpopular to realize, huh?
[13:53] Mob
So, this is a lie?
[13:55] Dimple
Let it go, Shigeo. Let it go.
[13:59] Mob
It's a li—
SIGN Challenge. By Onigawara. You took real good care of us last time. Our helper will deal with you this time, so come to Ankle Park. Bring as many as you want. Don't run away, you rice bastards!!!
[14:01] Guy
We received a challenge.
[14:03] Guy
The only one with handwriting this bad
[14:05] Guy
is Onigawara from Salt Middle School.
[14:08] Guy
He doesn't give up, does he?
[14:10] Guy
What's this "you rice bastards" part mean?
[14:13] Guy
I think he wanted to write "you rat bastards."
[14:15] Guys
You're so smart, Edano-san.
[14:17] Boss
No, it's just that Onigawara is stupid.
[14:23] Tenga
My plan is so perfect that I scare myself.
[14:27] Tenga
Now we just have to wait for them to take the bait, and make our move.
[14:32] Kawa
I'm sure the guys from
Black Vinegar Middle will be there,
[14:35] Kawa
but will the guy from the
Body Improvement Club show up?
[14:38] Kawa
He might think it's a prank.
[14:39] Tenga
No, he'll definitely fall for it.
[14:42] Tenga
Just in case, I wrote "I'm a girl," on it.
[14:46] Tenga
And added a heart!
[14:48] Shima
A girl wouldn't write "I'm a girl"...
[14:50] Yamazaki
Seriously, no one's going to fall for that.
[14:54] Narrator
But he did.
[14:56] Dimple
You're seriously...
[14:58] Mob
Well, if a girl actually is waiting,
I'd feel bad for her.
[15:01] Dimple
I told you that's a fantasy!
SIGN Ankle Park
[15:04] Dimple
Are you sure about this?
[15:06] Dimple
You didn't even tell the muscle guys.
[15:08] Mob
We're supposed to train on our own today.
[15:11] Boss
Hey.
[15:12] Boss
You're from Salt Middle School, aren't you?
[15:14] Mob
Huh?
[15:19] Sagawa
Captain Musashi, there's trouble!
SIGN Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
[15:21] Sagawa
This was under a dumbbell.
SIGN We have Kageyama. If you want him back, fight us. From Black Vinegar Middle School
[15:24] Sagawa
Kageyama-kun's been kidnapped!
SIGN Body Improvement Club
SIGN Pumped Up
[15:30] Goda
We're going to Black Vinegar Middle School!
[15:32] Goda
We're going to get Kageyama back!
[15:35] Girl
Hey, what do you want to do today?
[15:37] Teruki
What do you want to do?
[15:39] Girl
Well, first, go to a café...
[15:47] Dimple
Shigeo, do you know these guys?
[15:50] Mob
No, not at all.
[15:51] Dimple
Do you understand what's going on?
[15:54] Mob
No, not at all.
[15:56] Dimple
Your submissiveness doesn't go away, does it?
[15:59] Guy
For the guy that Onigawara called
in to help, he's pretty quiet.
[16:03] Guy
Kageyama, was it?
[16:05] Guy
Sorry, but we have to uphold our image,
[16:08] Guy
so we're going to take you hostage.
[16:11] Dimple
I see...
[16:12] Dimple
Looks like you were tricked
by that Onigawara guy, Shigeo.
[16:16] Boss
We've already told Onigawara
[16:19] Boss
that if he wants his friend back,
he needs to come get you.
[16:23] Guy
Though, either way, you're sort of screwed.
[16:27] Dimple
Shigeo.
[16:29] Dimple
Thugs and politicians care about
their image more than anything.
[16:33] Dimple
Make sure you're ready to release
your powers at any time.
[16:37] Mob
You're not supposed to use psychic
powers against other people.
[16:40] Dimple
Tch! He's always so accepting of things,
but he's so staunch when it comes to that.
[16:45] Dimple
Just use your damn powers
in a situation like this!
[16:50] Guy
The guys from Salt Middle School
are here to fight!
[16:52] Boss
About time, Onigawara.
[16:55] Boss
They shouldn't have been able to
recover from their wounds yet.
[16:59] Boss
Let's finish them off!
[17:02] Guy
Actually, that's not it!
[17:03] Guy
It's not Onigawara,
[17:05] Guy
but these guys in short sleeves and
shorts who I've never seen before!
[17:09] Guy
Not to mention...
[17:11] Guy
They're insanely strong!
[17:14] Boss
Who the hell are these guys?
[17:21] Boss
Wh-Who are you?
[17:23] Goda
I'm the captain of the Body Improvement
Club at Salt Middle School, Goda Musashi.
SIGN Goda Musashi
[17:29] Goda
Bring Kageyama out here.
[17:31] Boss
Kageyama...?
[17:32] Guy
Who's that?
[17:33] Mob
Huh? Captain Musashi?
What are you guys doing here?
[17:38] Boss
It's him?!
[17:39] Mob
Oh, I just had something to do.
SIGN Kage
SIGN Kageyama
[17:41] Guy
This guy wasn't a helper...
[17:42] Mob
I promise I'm not slacking.
[17:43] Guy
He was a landmine!
[17:45] Boss
Damn it! Onigawara tricked us!
[17:50] Goda
It looks like you're not hurt.
[17:51] Sagawa
All right, let's go, Kageyama-kun.
[17:53] Mob
Okay.
[17:54] Guy
We need to get back and work out.
[17:58] Boss
Stop messing around!
[18:01] Boss
Like we'd just let you leave!
[18:04] Boss
You're all going to bleed!
[18:06] Boss
Get 'em, boys!
[18:34] Guy
Hurry... and get Teru-san...
[18:36] Boss
I called him a long time ago.
[18:38] Boss
But he's late...
[18:40] Boss
Is that bastard flirting
with some girl again?
[18:46] Teruki
Did some gorillas wander in?
[18:48] Teruki
Apparently you need to be disciplined.
[18:50] Boss
Teru-san!
[18:52] Teruki
Are you aware of the term
"organized violence"?
[18:55] Teruki
Those pieces of trash lying around here
[18:58] Teruki
are the symbols of my authority
within my life at school.
[19:02] Teruki
And now that you've shattered that,
[19:04] Teruki
you've basically thrown mud in my face.
[19:08] Goda
Are you a delinquent, too?
[19:11] Boss
He's our shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki-san!
[19:15] Boss
Teru-san, these guys think they're tough,
so please teach them a lesson.
[19:19] Teruki
Edano, as of today, you need to
step down from being the leader.
[19:22] Teruki
You're too small-minded.
[19:24] Edano
Huh? Please wait...
[19:30] Teruki
My dignity's on the line.
[19:32] Shimura
It looked like he just teleported.
[19:35] Kumagawa
I think you're just seeing things.
[19:37] Goda
We got what we came for.
[19:39] Goda
We'll be going now.
[19:41] Teruki
I'm the one who decides
whether or not you leave.
[19:47] Goda
Very well...
[19:48] Goda
I don't feel right about facing someone
with such a frail body, but...
[19:53] Teruki
Society always underestimates me...
[19:56] Teruki
Fools who don't try to
look beneath the surface...
[20:00] Teruki
That's why you're so easy to control.
[20:03] Teruki
The star doesn't get to bask in
the spotlight because he's the star.
[20:05] Teruki
The star gets to be the star
because he basks in the spotlight.
[20:08] Teruki
If you have your own spotlight,
[20:11] Teruki
bugs with low IQs always flock to you.
[20:15] Goda
What are you talking about?
[20:16] Teruki
Hey, vermin. Stop hiding and come on out.
[20:22] Goda
Onigawara!
[20:23] Teruki
So it's you.
[20:25] Tenga
Hurry up and crush him!
[20:33] Tenga
Damn it! Take this!
[20:42] Tenga
It's heavy...
[20:43] Tenga
It's just a slap, but it packs a real punch!
[20:46] Tenga
He's tiny, but he swings like a bear.
[20:50] Tenga
Are you even human? You monster!
[20:54] Goda
I'm impressed.
[20:58] Goda
You managed to blow us away
despite the weight difference.
[21:01] Goda
You must have some uniquely
excellent muscles.
[21:04] Teruki
Muscles?
[21:21] Tenga
You bastard!
[21:23] Tenga
You're gonna see hell!
[21:25] Tenga
Demon Rush!
[21:27] Tenga
What?!
[21:28] Tenga
My fists aren't reaching him!
[21:30] Teruki
Muscles and fighting techniques...
This is why average people are so sad.
[21:35] Teruki
I'll show you something.
[21:39] Tenga
That was close!
[21:47] Teruki
The leader, eh?
[21:52] Teruki
Hm?
[21:54] Teruki
Wow, one of you is apparently pretty tough.
[21:59] Teruki
What's with this guy?
[22:01] Teruki
His presence barely registers,
so I didn't even notice him.
[22:04] Teruki
Or rather, why's he tied up?
[22:07] Mob
You shouldn't use them against people.
[22:09] Teruki
What are you talking about?
[22:11] Mob
I'm talking about your psychic powers...
[22:14] Mob
that you've been hitting them with.
[22:18] Mob
Let alone use them for fighting...
SIGN Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 45%
[23:56] Rei
Teru, the handsome esper who attacks Mob...
[23:58] Rei
As men flee while psychic powers and knives
fly around the thunderous battlefield,
[24:01] Rei
a mysterious figure appears,
and a miracle happens!
[24:04] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 5:
[24:06] Rei
"OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me"
SIGN OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me
[24:08] Rei
Blu-ray? Another excellent decision.
E5 - Ochimusha ~Psychic Powers and Me~
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SIGN Black Vinegar Private Middle School
[00:04] Dimple
Man, what a surprise.
[00:06] Dimple
I guess there are espers
other than you, Shigeo.
[00:10] Dimple
But it looks like he's
pretty surprised himself.
[00:13] Teruki
Impossible...
[00:15] Teruki
Are you a natural?
[00:17] Teruki
There's another like me?
[00:19] Teruki
What is the creepy-looking
ball of energy next to you?
[00:22] Dimple
What?
[00:23] Teruki
Are you its master?
[00:25] Mob
No, it's haunting me.
[00:28] Teruki
Well, whatever.
[00:31] Teruki
There are a bunch of questions
I want to ask you,
[00:33] Teruki
but before that, we need
to establish something...
[00:36] Teruki
The hierarchy here.
[00:38] Mob
Say what?
SIGN Progress Towards
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 45%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 46%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47%
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me
[02:18] Dimple
Be careful just in case, Shigeo.
[02:20] Dimple
Even you could get tripped up
if you're not care—
[02:26] Mob
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
[02:28] Teruki
What?!
[02:29] Mob
Why are you attacking me?
I haven't done anything.
[02:33] Mob
Let's be...
[02:36] Dimple
He's on guard.
[02:39] Dimple
Not that I don't understand how he feels.
[02:42] Dimple
I bet he's lived his life so far as
the big fish in a very small pond.
[02:46] Dimple
And for the first time ever, he's meeting
someone that could be his natural enemy.
[02:50] Dimple
If he doesn't establish
his superiority right now,
[02:54] Dimple
he won't be satisfied, I'm sure.
[02:56] Dimple
But, that aside...
[02:58] Dimple
What's with those weird movements?
They're kinda like wire action.
[03:01] Mob
Telekinesis.
[03:03] Mob
It lets you move objects around, and stuff.
[03:05] Dimple
You're not gonna do it?
[03:07] Mob
I get nauseous, so no.
[03:09] Teruki
I use telekinesis to teleport
close to my opponent
[03:12] Teruki
and blow him away with my Psycho Fist.
[03:14] Teruki
This dancing strategy that I've perfected
to use against average people
[03:17] Teruki
apparently looks like nothing more
than weird movements against him.
[03:21] Teruki
Damn it!
[03:23] Dimple
Shigeo, you need to teach him a lesson here.
[03:26] Dimple
Show him who's boss.
[03:28] Dimple
Come on. Look at how he's standing.
He's gonna attack again.
[03:31] Dimple
You need to hit him with something big, too.
[03:34] Mob
No.
[03:35] Mob
You're not supposed to use
psychic powers against people.
[03:38] Dimple
You idiot! Look at who you're talking about!
[03:41] Dimple
He's put his psychic powers to good use
and is living a fulfilling life!
[03:46] Dimple
And then look at you.
[03:48] Dimple
You live a dull lifestyle,
with one boring day after another.
[03:51] Dimple
Do you think there's anything appealing
about you without your psychic powers?
[03:56] (Flashback) Someone
Listen up!
[03:58] (Flashback) Someone
We were born with special powers
that other people don't have,
[04:03] (Flashback) Someone
but we mustn't let it get to our heads
and think we're special.
[04:07] (Flashback) Someone
People who are fast,
SIGN 39th Choral Competition
[04:09] (Flashback) Someone
people who sing well,
[04:11] (Flashback) Someone
people who are book smart,
[04:13] (Flashback) Someone
people who are good at talking,
[04:15] (Flashback) Someone
and people who can use psychic powers...
[04:17] (Flashback) Someone
You can't put one over the other.
[04:20] (Flashback) Someone
Being confident about your powers is fine,
but you mustn't get conceited.
[04:24] (Flashback) Someone
Depending on how we use our powers,
they can also be deadly weapons.
[04:28] (Flashback) Someone
They're just like knives.
[04:30] (Flashback) Someone
What are you not supposed to do with knives?
[04:33] (Flashback) Mob
Point them at people?
[04:35] (Flashback) Someone
So you do get it.
Make sure you never forget that.
[04:39] (Flashback) Rei
That's the moral code people like us
with special powers need to live by.
[04:43] Dimple
That all gets ruined once
you know Reigen said it.
[04:46] Mob
Anyway, I won't use them in a fight.
[04:49] Mob
Also, I don't want to live a life
having to rely on psychic powers.
[04:53] Mob
I'm going to find some other
potential within me.
[04:56] Mob
Not to mention, I started working out.
[04:59] Mob
I'm going to change.
[05:01] Dimple
You say that, but...
[05:04] Dimple
Shigeo!
[05:05] Teruki
How about that?!
[05:07] Teruki
That was a telekinetic tackle
with all my weight behind it.
[05:10] Teruki
A life without using psychic powers?
[05:14] Teruki
How stupid!
[05:15] Teruki
There's no reason to live your life
stooping to the level of average people!
[05:20] Teruki
Other potentials are absolutely useless!
[05:23] Teruki
Working out? Studying?
[05:25] Teruki
Leave all that crap to the average people!
[05:31] Teruki
Brain, brawn, and even the law
are all powerless before my gift!
[05:36] Teruki
I'm special, and the world
revolves around me!
[05:41] Dimple
Jeez, I guess there's no choice.
[05:44] Dimple
Hey, little boy. How about
we just call this a draw?
[05:48] Teruki
Not happening.
[05:50] Teruki
Ending up in a draw with a guy like that
would be the biggest disgrace in my life.
[05:54] Dimple
I can't have you breaking Shigeo, either.
[05:59] Dimple
He has no intention of fighting back,
so he's obviously going to lose.
[06:02] Dimple
That... wouldn't be good.
[06:06] Mob
Dimple?
[06:07] Dimple
Most of my spiritual power's been erased,
[06:10] Dimple
so I'm pretty much just some
scraps left over, but...
[06:13] Dimple
Even then, I shouldn't have any problems
disciplining a cocky little brat.
[06:19] Dimple
Shigeo's a man who can become a god.
He's not a second-rate loser like—
[06:25] Mob
Huh?
[06:29] Mob
Dimple!
[06:31] Teruki
I erased that thing with my Psycho Wave.
[06:34] Teruki
From the core, so there wouldn't
be a single shred left.
[06:38] Mob
Dimple's been exorcised...
SIGN Progress Towards
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 47%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 48%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 49%
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 50%
[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple
Forget about your club.
[06:46] (Flashback) Dimple
Work on your psychic powers instead!
[06:49] (Flashback) Dimple
Tsubomi-chan, eh? She's got a nice ass.
[06:52] (Flashback) Dimple
Who the hell are you calling a ladybug?!
[06:54] (Flashback) Dimple
I'm gonna send your master to the hospital.
[06:56] (Flashback) Dimple
I'll make you popular.
[07:00] (Flashback) Dimple
Hey! Want me to show you
how to use X-ray vision?
[07:03] (Flashback) Dimple
I don't know either, you perv!
[07:05] (Flashback) Dimple
Just for a sec, would you
let me take over your body?
[07:11] Mob
Dimple...
[07:13] Teruki
What? Are you so shocked
that your pet was erased?
[07:18] Mob
Not really.
SIGN Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 50%
[07:22] Teruki
Yeah, I guess you wouldn't be...
[07:24] Teruki
After all, it was sort of a pointless
existence to begin with.
[07:29] Teruki
Though that goes for you, too.
[07:32] Teruki
Compared to me, you're third-rate.
Nothing but small fry.
[07:36] (Flashback) Dimple
You can become big! I guarantee it!
[07:39] Teruki
Some idiots get the wrong idea
if things aren't spelled out for them.
[07:43] Teruki
They think they can be someone
if they actually try.
[07:47] (Flashback) Dimple
Be more confident, Shigeo!
After all, you're the main character!
[07:54] Teruki
What? What's with that look?
[07:58] Mob
Hey, why do you have to belittle others
[08:01] Mob
by calling them average or small fry?
[08:04] Teruki
Wha?
[08:05] Mob
Well, I just realized that he might
actually have been an okay guy, that's all...
[08:10] Mob
Compared to you.
[08:12] Teruki
What?
[08:15] Teruki
Don't...
[08:18] Teruki
think that you can keep that
smug look on your face forever!
[08:24] Teruki
I'll make you submit to me
with my psychic powers!
[08:27] Teruki
I'm gonna come at you with
full power and no brakes!
[08:30] Mob
That's dangerous.
[08:31] Mob
If it wasn't me, you could hurt someone.
[08:33] Mob
Stop that.
[08:34] Teruki
Are you trying to say that
you won't get hurt?
[08:37] Teruki
Quit underestimating my powers!
[09:00] Teruki
What's wrong? You just going
to keep defending yourself?
[09:03] Mob
I told you to stop that.
[09:06] Teruki
Show me your powers!
[09:12] Teruki
If you're not going to show me your powers,
[09:14] Teruki
I guess we'll have to try something else.
[09:17] Teruki
I'll just see how much you can take
by administering an endurance test.
[09:34] Mob
Ow.
[09:36] Teruki
The home ec room.
[09:41] Mob
Knives are dangerous. You shouldn't point—
[09:44] Teruki
Don't order me around.
You'll reduce your lifespan that way.
[09:48] Teruki
Of course, I have no
intention of killing him,
[09:50] Teruki
but I'm sure he'll feel like
fighting back now.
[09:54] Mob
Will you stop? This is going
to cause an accident.
[09:57] Teruki
Huh?
[10:06] Teruki
You did this on purpose, didn't you?
[10:10] Mob
A huge accident has occurred.
[10:15] Teruki
I'm going to kill you!
SIGN Top of
SIGN Teru's Head
SIGN Top of Teru's Head 0%
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[10:29] Teruki
You'll pay for this.
[10:31] Teruki
I won't forgive you, even if you apologize!
[10:43] Teruki
You...
[10:44] Teruki
You totally thought I look even more
like an ochimusha now, didn't you?
[10:48] Mob
Huh? I didn't say that.
[10:50] Teruki
So you did think it.
[10:52] Teruki
No, that's fine. I'll admit it.
This shameful sight! This truth!
[10:57] Teruki
And I'll acknowledge you, too.
[11:00] Teruki
What's your name?
[11:02] Mob
Kageyama... Kageyama Shigeo.
[11:05] Teruki
Kageyama... I'm Hanazawa. Hanazawa Teruki.
[11:10] Mob
Hi, Hanazawa-kun. Nice to meet you.
[11:13] Teruki
No, not as a friend.
[11:15] Teruki
I acknowledged you as an enemy.
[11:17] Teruki
By doing that, I can get even
more serious about this.
[11:27] Mob
S-Stop this already.
[11:29] Teruki
If you want to stop this, make me stop!
[11:32] Teruki
Come on, come on, come on! What's wrong?
[11:34] Teruki
Fight back, or you'll wind up badly hurt!
[11:36] Teruki
You're dealing with me!
[11:38] Teruki
I'm popular, and the
main character of the world!
[11:42] Teruki
Everything revolves around me!
[11:45] Teruki
Hanazawa Teruki is the chosen one!
[11:50] Mob
Why? How can you be so
confident in yourself?
[11:54] Teruki
What a stupid question!
[11:55] Teruki
It's because I have psychic powers!
[11:58] Teruki
It's the power to control all!
[12:01] Teruki
And you are my first enemy!
[12:04] Teruki
Now, attack me!
Let's have a test of strength!
[12:08] Mob
No.
[12:09] Teruki
Why?! I'm telling you that it's okay!
[12:13] Mob
Because... I don't want to
injure you really badly.
[12:16] Teruki
Wha?
[12:19] Teruki
What a funny joke!
[12:21] Teruki
Don't compare me to those average people.
[12:24] Teruki
I'm on a completely different level
than them as living creatures.
[12:28] Mob
Being able to use psychic
powers isn't that...
[12:31] Teruki
What?
[12:32] Mob
Oh, well, I just thought you were
going a bit overboard.
[12:35] Teruki
You're the only person who
could make that argument.
[12:39] Teruki
That's why you're an eyesore!
[12:42] Mob
Oh, I just realized why you
hold such animosity toward me.
[12:48] Mob
You don't like me because we're the same.
[12:50] Mob
You're sort of like me, Hanazawa-kun...
[12:53] Mob
Not the fact that we both
have psychic powers,
[12:55] Mob
but the fact that you have no confidence
in yourself, just like me.
[12:58] Mob
If you take away your psychic powers,
there'll be nothing left.
[13:01] Mob
You'll be empty.
[13:03] Mob
You're scared of that realization.
[13:05] Mob
No friends, and no standing out.
[13:08] Mob
Just another average loser
who won't leave a mark.
[13:12] Mob
That's me.
[13:14] Mob
Deep down, you're the same as me.
[13:17] Mob
You just don't want to admit that you're
nothing without your psychic powers—
[13:20] Teruki
No!
[13:22] Teruki
Quit dreaming! The two of us
are completely different!
[13:27] Mob
We're the same.
[13:28] Mob
From my perspective, you're totally average.
[13:31] Teruki
Shut up!
[13:35] Mob
He's not using his powers...
[13:45] Teruki
What am I doing? How did this happen?
[13:49] Teruki
Damn it, it's you! This is all your fault!
[13:54] Teruki
Everything was perfect.
[13:55] (Flashback) Guy
Teru-kun, you got another perfect score?
[13:57] Teruki
As long as I used my powers,
[13:59] Teruki
everything went exactly
how I wanted it to go.
[14:00] (Flashback) Guy
What was that shot? That was amazing!
[14:03] (Flashback) Guys
We're sorry! Please forgive us!
[14:05] Teruki
And yet, you took my world...
[14:08] (Flashback) Girl
U-Um... I made some cookies,
if you'd like some.
[14:10] Teruki
You... Your existence...
[14:15] Teruki
destroyed that!
[14:18] Teruki
Damn it!
[14:20] Teruki
Use them! Use your psychic powers!
[14:26] Mob
No...
[14:29] Mob
I can't use them...
[14:32] Mob
against people!
[14:34] Teruki
Is he coming?!
[14:40] Teruki
What the heck was that?
[14:42] Teruki
Just how much are you going to
keep rejecting me?
[14:45] Teruki
Hey, Kageyama. Didn't you say
that you started working out?
[14:49] Teruki
That means that no matter how hard
you try, that's all you've got.
[14:56] Teruki
People can't change that easily.
[15:00] Teruki
Just give it up. Use your psychic powers.
[15:04] Teruki
Otherwise, I'm going to...
[15:09] (Flashback) Ritsu
Give it back!
[15:10] (Flashback) Ritsu
Give us back our New Year's money!
[15:13] (Flashback) Guy
Don't get so cocky, brat. I'll kill you.
[15:17] (Flashback) Mob
Ritsu!
[15:18] (Flashback) Guy
You stay out of this!
[15:22] (Flashback) Ritsu
Nii-san!
[15:24] (Flashback) Ritsu
Nii-sa...
[15:27] (Flashback) Ritsu
It hurts, Nii-san...
[15:30] Mob
I'm going to change.
[15:35] Mob
I won't use them.
[15:38] Mob
I'm going to change.
[15:49] Teruki
Huh? Hey, Kageyama?
[15:51] Teruki
Hey... Hey! Wake up!
[15:54] Teruki
Wait! Don't leave me behind!
[15:56] Teruki
Kageyama...
[16:02] Narrator
Kageyama Shigeo and Hanazawa Teruki.
[16:06] Narrator
The battle between these two espers
never reached its conclusion.
[16:11] Narrator
As a result of rejecting each other's ideals,
[16:14] Narrator
there was no victor,
[16:15] Narrator
and they were only left with a feeling
of emptiness deep in their hearts.
[16:21] Narrator
Or so it seemed...
[16:30] Teruki
What... is that?
[16:34] Teruki
Do you finally feel like fighting?
[16:37] Teruki
Good! In the end, you couldn't
stay true to your ideals, either!
[16:41] Teruki
Bring it! Ultimate Barrier!
[16:53] Teruki
You used them! Kageyama!
[16:56] Teruki
You finally couldn't stand it anymore
and used your psychic powers!
[17:01] Teruki
You used them against another person!
[17:05] Teruki
Huh?
[17:06] Teruki
Is he unconscious?
Then what the hell is this power?
[17:12] Teruki
What...
[17:14] Teruki
My powers are being sucked in by Kageyama...
[17:17] Teruki
No, that's not all... All of the
energy in the atmosphere...
[17:21] Teruki
Are you telling me his vessel
is able to handle this much?
[17:26] Narrator
Teru sensed in there something
that must never be touched.
[17:31] Narrator
Something incomparable, its identity unknown.
[17:40] Teruki
You're kidding... What in
the world did I awaken?
[17:53] Teruki
That's enough! I'm sorry!
[17:56] Teruki
I won't use my psychic powers
against other people!
[18:06] Teruki
Oh, I guess...
[18:09] Teruki
I'm actually just an average person...
[18:20] Narrator
It didn't take long for Mob to realize.
[18:23] Narrator
He failed to change.
[18:26] Narrator
He caused another accident
because of his psychic powers.
[18:32] Narrator
He didn't know where to direct his emotions.
[18:36] Narrator
He was overwhelmed, his powerlessness
born from contradictions.
[18:40] Narrator
The feeling that he would never
be able to conquer himself...
[18:44] Narrator
Sadness.
[18:50] Narrator
This was Mob's meager attempt
at resistance towards himself.
[19:09] Mob
Hanazawa-kun, um...
[19:11] Mob
I'm sorry about your clothes an—
[19:11] Teruki
W-Wait! Kageyama, I'm...
[19:15] Edano
Ow... What happened with the fight?
[19:18] Guy
It's Teru-san! He's right over there.
[19:21] Edano
Huh? What the hell?
[19:23] Edano
He's been brutally executed!
[19:26] Edano
I-I'm not gonna let that happen to my hair!
[19:28] Teruki
Those guys...
[19:30] Teruki
You just saw it, Kageyama.
It's just as you said...
[19:34] Teruki
If you take away our psychic powers...
[19:36] Sagawa
Kageyama-kun!
[19:38] Mob
Ah, guys...
[19:40] Goda
Hey, Kageyama, are you hurt?
[19:43] Mob
I'm fine.
[19:45] Goda
All right, then, good.
[19:47] Goda
We're gonna go back and do more squats!
[19:50] Teruki
There's nothing I can even say.
[19:53] Teruki
I completely lost.
SIGN Under Construction
[20:13] Narrator
Mob searched for about three hours,
but he couldn't find Dimple.
[20:20] Mob
I'm home.
[20:25] Ritsu
Nii-san?
[20:27] Ritsu
Welcome home. You're gonna catch a cold.
[20:30] Mob
Thanks.
[20:32] Ritsu
You're home late today. Do you want to eat?
[20:37] Mob
Nah. I'm gonna head to bed.
[20:40] Ritsu
You seem down. Did something happen?
[20:45] Ritsu
If you need to talk, I'll be
happy to listen. Good night.
[20:48] Mob
Ritsu.
[20:50] Mob
I'm sorry about that one time.
[20:53] Ritsu
That one time?
[20:55] Ritsu
You mean when you got carsick and
threw up into the hood of my jacket?
[20:58] Mob
No... Well, I'm sorry about that, too.
[21:03] Mob
I really can't remember what happened
[21:05] Mob
with that accident
involving my psychic powers.
[21:09] Mob
What... did I do to you back then?
[21:13] Ritsu
Oh, you mean when those high school kids
picked a fight with us.
[21:17] Ritsu
You didn't do anything to me, Nii-san.
[21:20] Ritsu
One of the punks kicked
me away, and I got hurt.
[21:24] Ritsu
But you protected me, Nii-san.
[21:28] Ritsu
You should get over it already. Good night.
[21:38] TV
Today, after 5 PM, countless
people have reported seeing
[21:42] TV
a supernatural phenomenon in the stormy
skies above Seasoning City.
SIGN (An ochimusha) was flying!
[21:45] TV
Among the rubble,
[21:47] TV
there were also reports of what looked
like a person flying up into the air,
[21:50] TV
but we have not been able to confirm
any victims or their well-being.
[21:51] Ritsu
Back then...
[21:53] (Flashback) Mob
Ritsu!
[21:53] (Flashback) Guy
You stay out of this!
[22:00] (Flashback) Ritsu
Nii-san!
SIGN A Supernatural Phenomenon in the Skies Above Seasoning City!?
SIGN Footage Submitted by a Viewer
[22:06] TV
The theory that this was man-made
is gaining traction.
[22:10] Ritsu
That wasn't Nii-san.
[22:19] Mob
I have no appetite.
[22:23] Narrator
He caught a cold.
[23:56] Rei
His overwhelming desire for psychic powers
makes Ritsu-kun stray from the right path.
[23:59] Rei
Having no idea that was happening,
Mob goes on a carefree date with Tome.
[24:02] Rei
Hey, now, Mob. This isn't the time for that!
[24:05] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 6:
[24:06] Rei
"Discord To Become One"
SIGN Discord To Become One
[24:08] Rei
First-press limited edition?
That is the absolute best decision.
E6 - Discord ~To Become One~
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[00:03] (Flashback) Ritsu
Wow!
[00:04] (Flashback) Ritsu
It feels so good!
[00:06] (Flashback) Ritsu
Hey, do you think
I'll be able to do this, too?
[00:09] (Flashback) Mob
Yeah.
[00:10] (Flashback) Mob
Of course you will. You're my little brother.
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
SIGN Discord To Become One
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:10] Rei
We will now begin the seance.
SIGN Client: Hitoshi
[02:22] Hitoshi
I-Is that you, Dad?
[02:24] Hitoshi
Do you know who I am?
[02:28] Rei
Oh, Hitoshi...
[02:31] Rei
I never thought the day would come
when I got to see your face again...
[02:36] Hitoshi
Dad...
[02:38] Hitoshi
When did you learn to speak Japanese so well?
[02:41] Rei
Okay, logging out for a sec.
[02:44] Hitoshi
Huh?
[02:44] Rei
Sorry, I'm not getting a very good signal.
[02:47] Rei
Were you satisfied?
[02:48] Hitoshi
No!
[02:50] Hitoshi
Please call him back!
[02:51] Rei
Hey, please calm down.
[02:54] Rei
Seances take a lot of concentration.
[02:56] Rei
By the way, where is your father from?
[03:00] Hitoshi
New Jersey in America.
[03:03] Rei
All foreign languages will be
auto-translated into Japanese.
[03:06] Rei
This is an advanced technique
that does something-or-other
[03:08] Rei
to the wavelength of the spirit's languages,
[03:10] Rei
but there will not be an additional fee.
[03:12] Hitoshi
That's amazing! But I'm okay with English.
[03:16] Rei
Now, then...
[03:18] Rei
Oh, Hitoshi! How have you been?
[03:22] Hitoshi
It's Japanese... Well, whatever.
Dad, do you remember?
[03:27] Hitoshi
Remember how we used to
play ball when I was a kid?
[03:29] Hitoshi
And we did that one thing that
was popular on TV back then?
[03:33] Hitoshi
Show it to me one more time!
[03:41] Hitoshi
Dad?
[03:45] Hitoshi
Huh? What was that...
[03:47] Rei
"Cheeseburger Tornado,"
the main character's special move
[03:51] Rei
in "Junk Food Fighter Michael,"
the super popular show at the time.
[03:54] Hitoshi
Huh? What the heck?
[03:55] Rei
Anyway, Hitoshi...
[03:57] Rei
Cut to the chase and tell me what you want.
[04:00] Hitoshi
Dad...
[04:03] Hitoshi
If being cordial won't work, then screw it!
[04:05] Hitoshi
Yo, you shitty old man!
[04:07] Hitoshi
Tell me the password to the hidden safe!
I know there's a fortune in there!
[04:11] Reigen
Um, I think the password was my birthday...
[04:15] Hitoshi
Don't give me that crap!
It's thirteen letters of the alphabet!
[04:18] Hitoshi
With that money,
I'll chill for the rest of my life!
[04:21] Rei
Oh, now I remember!
[04:24] Rei
The password is...
[04:27] Rei
"GETAJOBYOUBUM"!
SIGN Cheeseburger Tornado
[04:30] Narrator
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he uses his whole body like a spring
[04:34] Narrator
and smashes his fist into his opponent's
face with a powerful spin.
[04:40] Rei
Crap! The client's consciousness logged out!
SIGN Reception
SIGN Limited Time Offer
Get 3 evil spirit
exorcisms for the
price of 2!
[04:44] Mob
Did he pass out?
[04:46] Rei
Yeah... But, well, it was self-defense.
[04:50] Mob
Self-defense...
[04:52] Reigen
What? You look a bit pale.
[04:54] Mob
If it's self-defense,
[04:56] Mob
is it okay to shave off someone's hair,
rip off their clothes,
SIGN Teru
[04:59] Mob
destroy their pride,
make them lose their friends,
[05:02] Mob
and destroy the school they go to?
[05:07] Reigen
How can you do that much in self-defense?
[05:10] Mob
There are times when my psychic powers
go out of control...
[05:14] Mob
And it happens when I'm unconscious, to boot.
[05:17] Mob
I don't want these powers anymore.
[05:20] Rei
If nothing else, they're of use to me.
[05:24] Rei
And it's not just me.
[05:25] Rei
Think of all of the clients
you helped with those powers.
[05:30] Rei
Don't just focus on the negatives.
[05:32] Rei
It's all about how you use knives, remember?
[05:35] Rei
Don't suppress yourself.
[05:36] Rei
You're the one who holds the keys
to maximizing your potential.
[05:39] Rei
Trust me.
[05:41] Rei
You'll be fine.
[05:45] Yamazaki
Huh?
[05:46] Yamazaki
The shadow leader system?
[05:48] Onigawara
Yeah.
[05:49] Onigawara
I completely lost to that
shadow leader named Hanazawa,
[05:53] Onigawara
but the guy who beat him
is from Salt Middle School.
[05:56] Shima
Someone that strong?
[05:58] Onigawara
Yeah. We're gonna have him
be our shadow leader.
[06:02] Mezato
You're the one who caused the supernatural
incident at Black Vinegar Middle, right?
[06:06] Mob
U-Um...
[06:07] Mezato
You're basically the only person
who could do that.
[06:10] Mezato
Oh, but according to the rumors...
[06:13] Mezato
There's a kid at Black Vinegar Middle
who easily throws people around, too.
[06:16] Mezato
Maybe he's an esper just like you...
[06:21] Mezato
And then you two met at Black
Vinegar Middle School, and fought.
[06:25] Mezato
An esper battle!
That's what happened, right?
[06:27] Tome
Twitch, twitch.
[06:29] Mezato
You don't want to talk about it?
[06:32] Mezato
That's enough for today, then.
[06:34] Mezato
But someday, you're definitely
going to tell me all about it.
[06:41] Tome
Mob-kun?!
[06:42] Tome
You mean that wasn't the work of aliens?
[06:45] Tome
And that aside, there are
espers other than yourself?
[06:49] Mob
Yes...
[06:53] Tome
You can find them, right?
[06:55] Mob
Huh? I've only met one other in my life.
[06:58] Tome
That's strange. What about your master?
[07:01] Mob
Ah...
[07:02] Mob
Come to think of it, I don't
sense anything from my master.
[07:05] Mob
But that's because his powers
are spiritual, not psychic.
SIGN Psychic
SIGN Spiritual
[07:09] Tome
What kind of rule is that?
[07:11] Tome
Well, whatever.
Let's go on a date after this.
[07:13] Mob
Huh?
[07:15] Tome
We're going to find other
telepathic people together!
[07:17] Tome
And then take our first step toward
connecting with outer space!
[07:22] Mob
But I'm not in the Telepathy Club.
[07:26] Goda
Black Vinegar Middle School's shadow leader?
[07:28] Goda
I lost to him.
That guy had some nice muscles.
[07:32] Tenga
Th-Then who beat him?
[07:35] Tenga
It was someone from your club, right?
[07:36] Goda
He's a gentleman who
usually dislikes violence.
[07:40] Goda
Do not involve him in this. Begone.
[07:43] Onigawara
Tch. Damn that Musashi...
[07:47] Onigawara
Hey.
[07:48] Mob
Huh? Y-Yes?
[07:50] Onigawara
You were picked on by the guys from Black
Vinegar Middle School last week, weren't you?
[07:54] Onigawara
That was all my fault. Sorry about that.
[07:57] Mob
Huh? What do you...
[07:58] Onigawara
Don't sweat the small stuff!
[08:00] Yamazaki
Sorry, Kageyama.
[08:01] Yamazaki
Tenga-san's an idiot,
so he can't explain things proper—
[08:03] Onigawara
Shut up!
[08:05] Onigawara
You asshole!
[08:07] Onigawara
I'm talking to him. Stay out of it!
[08:11] Hikaru
Well, then...
[08:12] Hikaru
That will be all of the student council's
activities for this month.
[08:17] Hikaru
Is that all right, President Kamuro?
[08:19] Kamuro
Well...
SIGN Salt Middle School
Student Council President:
SIGN Kamuro
Shinji
[08:21] Kamuro
It's not bad, but we need
something with more impact.
[08:26] Kamuro
Don't you think so,
first-year, Kageyama-kun?
[08:30] Kamuro
You rank as one of the smartest in the nation,
[08:32] Kamuro
so I want to hear your opinion.
[08:34] Ritsu
Right... In our school,
[08:36] Ritsu
there are students known as delinquents.
SIGN Pending Box
[08:40] Ritsu
If the student council could reprimand them,
[08:43] Ritsu
I think we'd be able to
create a peaceful school.
[08:46] Kamuro
I see... a peaceful school, eh?
SIGN Disciplining Delinquents
[08:49] Kamuro
That's great. Let's do that.
[08:53] Ritsu
I have to make it a comfortable
environment for my brother...
[08:58] Guy
Kageyama-kun?
[09:01] Guy
Thank goodness. I guess there was a
point in waiting around after all.
SIGN Awakening Lab Mitsuura Kenji
[09:05] Guy
Here are my credentials.
[09:07] Ritsu
Awakening Lab?
[09:09] Guy
What do you think, Kageyama-kun?
[09:11] Guy
Why not try to amplify your psychic powers
at my research facility?
[09:18] Ritsu
He's got me confused with Nii-san.
[09:21] Mob
Ah, Tome-san. That person—
[09:23] Tome
What? Is he an esper?!
[09:25] Mob
No, I just thought he had
a very unique hairstyle.
[09:28] Tome
Oh, you're right.
[09:31] Tome
Stop fooling around!
[09:33] Mob
I'm being serious.
SIGN Awakening Lab
Mitsuura Kenji
[09:38] Hikaru
Oh, it's you, Kageyama.
[09:41] Ritsu
Ah, Vice President Tokugawa.
[09:44] Hikaru
Loitering, huh?
[09:45] Hikaru
I guess even people like you
feel like doing that at times.
[09:49] Ritsu
Like me? I'm just a normal middle school
student you can find anywhere.
[09:53] Ritsu
Totally simple and normal.
[09:55] Hikaru
You won't find a totally simple and normal
middle schooler anywhere on this planet.
[10:01] Hikaru
But, for whatever reason, you want to
be one and are trying to act the part.
[10:06] Ritsu
I'm not sure if I understand
what you're saying.
[10:09] Hikaru
Despite having abilities that always
make you the center of attention,
[10:12] Hikaru
you try to play the minor role
and let others have the spotlight.
[10:19] Hikaru
Don't try to act like your brother.
[10:32] Sagawa
Captain! Kageyama-kun is...
[10:35] Mob
I'm fine...
[10:36] Goda
I think you're starting to
build up some stamina!
SIGN Progress Towards
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 4%
[10:49] Ritsu
Awakening Lab?
[10:51] Ritsu
This place?
[10:53] Ritsu
This is clearly just a normal
apartment complex—
SIGN Fortress Seasoning
[10:54] Guy
Kageyama-kun!
[10:56] Guy
You came!
[10:59] Ritsu
There's no research facility here.
You lied to me.
[11:01] Guy
Now, now, just come in.
[11:05] Guy
Welcome...
[11:09] Guy
to the Awakening Lab!
[11:12] Ritsu
What is this place?
[11:14] Guy
I bought an apartment complex
and remodeled it.
[11:16] Guy
I've hired the front runners in
neural science and engineering,
[11:20] Guy
and we do research here.
[11:22] Kenji
The esper kids are on the floor above us.
[11:25] Ritsu
They are?
[11:28] Guy
Yeah, there are other people just like you.
[11:32] Mob
There...
[11:34] Tome
Another guy with a weird haircut?
[11:36] Mob
That's an adult esper.
[11:41] Mob
What is this feeling? It's kind of sickening.
[11:47] Mob
Sorry, Tome-san. I was wrong.
[11:49] Tome
Look, Mob-kun! Isn't that
hairstyle super weird?
[11:54] Guy
Allow me to introduce them.
[11:56] Guy
Real espers that the Mitsuura Group
worked hard to bring together!
[12:02] Guy
First is Hoshino Takeshi-kun.
SIGN Hoshino
Takeshi
[12:09] Hoshino
I'm going all out!
[12:14] Guy
He has psychokinetic powers!
[12:15] Ritsu
Is that supposed to be amazing?
SIGN Kurosaki
Rei
[12:17] Guy
Next, we have Kurosaki Rei-san.
[12:21] Guy
Her powers of clairvoyance allow her
to pick the one correct card out of ten!
[12:25] Guy
Her efficiency rate is 62%!
[12:30] Kurosaki
Yay! I was right again!
[12:32] Ritsu
That's it?
[12:34] Guy
Next, we have Asahi Go-kun.
SIGN Asahi
Go
[12:36] Go
Behold, my pyrokinesis!
[12:38] Go
Ignite!
[12:41] Go
Huh?
[12:42] Go
Ignite! Ignite!
[12:44] Go
Ig—There we go! Oh, it went out.
[12:47] Guy
He uses pyrokinesis.
[12:48] Ritsu
And is less useful than a 100-yen lighter...
[12:50] Guy
The Shiratori brothers:
Daichi-kun and Kaito-kun.
SIGN Shiratori
SIGN Daichi
SIGN Kaito
[12:54] Guy
They're telepaths who can communicate
with each other, even when they're apart.
[12:58] Ritsu
And less useful than email.
[13:00] Guy
This is Kageyama Shigeo-kun. Be nice to him.
[13:04] Hoshino
Nice to meet you.
[13:05] Kurosaki
Nice to meet you.
[13:07] Ritsu
Did Mitsuura-san do something to all of you?
[13:09] Guy
Well, that's rather rude.
[13:11] Hoshino
Don't worry. That old man is just
fascinated with psychic powers.
[13:16] Ritsu
Huh?
[13:17] Guy
I'm the son of a very wealthy family,
but I'm not anyone special.
[13:22] Guy
I don't believe in doing anything to make
advancements in society or science.
[13:27] Guy
I just want to become an esper myself.
[13:29] Guy
So I made a research facility. That's all!
[13:33] Ritsu
This is a childish pipe dream,
[13:35] Ritsu
but if he's able to make that
happen, I'd be interested.
[13:38] Ritsu
I always wanted to rise to my standards.
[13:43] Mom
Oh, Shinji. You're finally home?
SIGN Kamuro
[13:46] Mom
Student council again? Make sure
you don't fool around too much.
[13:51] Kamuro
Nii-san was the student
council president, too.
[13:54] Mom
But Takuya was also good in his studies.
[13:58] Takuya
Exactly. I'm embarrassed, Shinji.
[14:01] Takuya
You haven't even hit a
standardized score of 70 yet?
[14:03] Takuya
Are you really my younger brother?
[14:05] Takuya
You suck at violin, drawing,
calligraphy, and have no talent,
[14:07] Takuya
so you became the student
council president, right?
[14:09] Takuya
Then, you should have time to study.
[14:11] Takuya
How much are you going to
disappoint Mom and Dad?
[14:13] Takuya
Elites like—
[14:24] Mob
Ah.
[14:26] Mom
Ugh, you need to really
fix that habit of yours.
[14:29] Mob
But it just bends on its own.
[14:32] Dad
What is it, a fart?
[14:33] Mom
Oh, stop that! We're eating dinner!
[14:37] Mom
Shige, you need to be more like Ritsu.
[14:39] Mob
Yeah.
[14:41] Mob
Ritsu is much more talented than I am
and doesn't do anything weird.
[14:54] Kamuro
Good morning, Kageyama-kun.
[14:57] Ritsu
What's wrong, President?
Why did you call me here so early?
[15:01] Kamuro
This is a girl's recorder bag.
[15:04] Kamuro
What do you think is inside?
[15:07] Ritsu
A girl's recorder.
[15:09] kamu
Correct...
[15:11] Ritsu
President?
[15:12] Kamuro
It's long, so let's just take this off.
[15:15] Ritsu
What have you been doing, President?
[15:18] Kamuro
What am I doing?
Why, spring cleaning, Kageyama-kun.
[15:22] Ritsu
Spring cleaning?
[15:23] Kamuro
You said it yourself, didn't you?
[15:24] Kamuro
"There is trash called
delinquents in our school.
[15:27] Kamuro
The student council should
get rid of them."
[15:30] Ritsu
I never said anything that extreme.
[15:32] Ritsu
Please don't twist my words—
[15:34] Kamuro
By the way, Kageyama-kun.
[15:36] Kamuro
This is the desk of our school's biggest
piece of trash, Onigawara-kun.
[15:43] Ritsu
A-Are you serious, President?
Why would an elite like you...
[15:47] Kamuro
An elite?
[15:49] Kamuro
That's just an imaginary persona
that someone labeled me with.
[15:54] Kamuro
You've realized it, too, haven't you?
[15:56] Kamuro
That the praise others lavish upon you
doesn't actually fit who you really are.
[16:02] Kamuro
Come, help me, Kageyama-kun.
[16:08] (Flashback) Mom
You got another perfect score on your test?
[16:11] Ritsu
I'm...
[16:13] (Flashback) Mob
Ritsu is much more talented than I am
and doesn't do anything weird.
[16:16] (Flashback) Hikaru
Don't try to act like your brother.
[16:18] Ritsu
Even I...
[16:20] (Flashback) Ritsu
Hey, do you think
I'll be able to do this, too?
[16:22] (Flashback) Mob
Yeah.
[16:24] (Flashback) Mob
Of course you will. You're my little brother.
[16:26] (Flashback) Ritsu
Really? Yay!
[16:41] Girls
Huh?
[16:44] Goda
All right, we made it to the goal.
[16:46] Goda
You've got some good muscles
on you, Onigawara.
[16:51] Onigawara
Damn it... You called me out early,
[16:54] Onigawara
so I thought you were going to tell me
who the shadow leader is!
[16:59] Goda
Remember that pain and how
good it feels, Onigawara.
[17:03] Goda
The one you're looking for is
also fighting with himself.
[17:07] Goda
So you should change, too.
[17:12] Onigawara
Fine!
[17:14] Onigawara
Bring it on!
[17:17] Kid
There's been an incident!
[17:18] Kid
Whoa, that's creepy!
[17:20] Girls
Hurry and do something about it!
[17:20] Girl
Can the student council
do anything about it?
[17:20] Girl
Call the police!
[17:22] Mari
We're so grossed out, there's no way
we can take classes normally!
[17:25] Kamuro
Now, now, calm down.
[17:27] Kamuro
I promise that the student council
will find the culprit and stop them.
[17:33] Kamuro
You open up Onigawara's desk.
[17:36] Kamuro
We'll have to inspect everyone's belongings.
[17:38] Guy
If they get caught like this,
they must be pretty stupid.
[17:44] Onigawara
Oh, the teacher's not here yet?
[17:47] Onigawara
I was about to ruin my record
of never being late or absent.
[17:51] Kamuro
What's the matter, Onigawara-kun?
[17:53] Kamuro
You seem out of breath.
[17:54] Onigawara
What's Kamuro doing here? What's going on?
[18:00] Onigawara
Did something happen?
[18:01] Ritsu
I found them.
[18:04] Ritsu
They were all in Onigawara-san's desk.
[18:08] Onigawara
Who the hell are you?
Why are you going through my desk?
[18:10] Kamuro
So it was you, Onigawara-kun!
[18:13] Onigawara
Huh? What are you—
[18:14] Girl
Pervert.
[18:16] Onigawara
Who the hell just said that?!
[18:19] Onigawara
What the heck?
[18:20] Onigawara
What exactly did you find in my desk?
[18:23] Kamuro
We found all of the girls' missing
recorder pieces in your desk.
[18:28] Kamuro
I'm sure you were going to lick
them when no one was looking...
[18:32] Kamuro
You're such a pervert, Onigawara-kun.
[18:33] Onigawara
What? Kamuro, don't make me punch you!
[18:37] Kamuro
There's still time! Apologize!
[18:43] Onigawara
Seriously, what is this?
[18:45] Onigawara
Do I really look like someone who'd do that?
[18:48] Kamuro
You are violent with other people.
[18:51] Kamuro
That's reason enough not to trust you.
[18:54] Onigawara
W-Wait! It wasn't me!
[18:56] Onigawara
O-Oh, yeah! If I really wanted to lick them,
I would take them out of the school!
[19:01] Onigawara
Only an idiot would leave them in his desk.
[19:03] Shinji
Well, you're an idiot, aren't you?
[19:06] Onigawara
Stop being unreasonable, Kamuro!
[19:10] Ritsu
There were some in his bag, too.
[19:13] Ritsu
So you had taken a number of them home.
[19:16] Onigawara
My school bag...
I left it wide open in my locker.
[19:19] Kamuro
Kageyama-kun, you even put some in
his bag? You're all into this.
[19:24] Onigawara
You bastard!
[19:26] Onigawara
Stop snooping around my bag!
[19:28] Ritsu
You're going to resort to violence?
[19:31] Kids
Let him go!
[19:31] Kids
You're taking it out on a first-year?
[19:31] Kids
Poor Kageyama-kun!
[19:31] Kids
So gross.
[19:33] Kids
So it wasn't Tenga the Demon,
but Tenga the Recorder Licker!
[19:33] Kids
So violent!
[19:33] Kids
I have to disinfect mine.
[19:33] Kids
Give us back our recorders!
[19:34] Kids
You're terrible!
[19:35] Kids
You pervert!
[19:37] Kids
Pervert!
[19:38] Kids
Pervert!
[19:39] Kids
Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
[19:43] Onigawara
Screw you all!
[19:46] Kamuro
Run, everyone! The pervert's mad!
[19:55] Onigawara
No... No! I didn't do it!
[19:59] Onigawara
Isn't... Isn't there someone
who'll take my side?
[20:02] (Flashback) Mari
I'll...
[20:04] (Flashback) Mari
I'll marry you when I get older, Tenga-kun.
[20:07] (Flashback) Onigawara
D-Don't be stupid!
[20:10] Onigawara
That's right... Mariko!
[20:12] Onigawara
You believe me, don't you...?
[20:17] Mari
Gross!
SIGN Gross
[20:29] Girl
You're so gross, you perv!
[20:32] Narrator
On this day, after two years of hard work,
[20:36] Narrator
Onigawara Tenga's perfect
attendance record was broken.
[20:45] Guy
What's the matter?
[20:47] Guy
Don't be down. Everyone has bad days.
[20:51] (Flashback) Kamuro
Did you see, Kageyama-kun?
Onigawara's face...
[20:55] (Flashback) Kamuro
The despair of not being able
to solve something by fighting!
[20:59] (Flashback) Kamuro
He's finished!
[21:07] Ritsu
What am I doing?
[21:11] Ritsu
I'm going home.
[21:12] Guy
Huh?
[21:13] Ritsu
I actually don't have psychic powers.
[21:16] Guy
Oh, come on... Hey, wait!
[21:18] Guy
Kageyama-kun?!
[21:26] Rei
If it isn't Mob's little brother.
[21:30] Rei
I see you're giving me
the cold shoulder as usual.
[21:32] Ritsu
What are you wandering around
near my house for?
[21:36] Reigen
I got a request to exorcise a creepy ghost
that's been showing up in this area.
[21:41] Rei
Want to help me out?
[21:42] Ritsu
No. Unlike my brother,
I don't have any special powers.
[21:47] Rei
Really? But you're Mob's little brother...
[21:52] Ritsu
Why don't you exorcise this ghost yourself?
Aren't you a psychic?
[21:58] Hoshino
Kageyama quit by throwing a spoon?
Not a towel?
[22:01] Hoshino
He's got quite the sense of humor.
[22:05] Hoshino
But as far as I can see,
he doesn't have much talent.
[22:08] Guy
Actually...
[22:09] Guy
I'm not so sure about that.
[22:15] Ritsu
Hm?
SIGN Kageyama
[22:16] Ritsu
What's that?
[22:19] Ritsu
It's not... a balloon?
[23:56] Rei
Ritsu continues to go wild
by pairing up with Dimple.
[23:58] Rei
And then the gang leader alliance
makes its move.
[24:01] Rei
Meanwhile, some scary people
try to make Mob buy a vase.
[24:03] Rei
Both brothers are in huge trouble!
[24:05] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 7:
[24:06] Rei
"Exaltation
I've Obtained Loss"
SIGN Exaltation I've Obtained Loss
[24:08] Rei
Illegal downloads?
You're going to be cursed.
E7 - Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~
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[00:02] Ritsu
Hm?
SIGN Kageyama
[00:03] Ritsu
What's that?
[00:06] Narrator
While Ritsu was mistaking Dimple
for a creepy-looking balloon,
[00:12] Narrator
the rumors about Mob,
who kicked around Hanazawa—
SIGN Hey, have you heard about the shadow leader at Salt Middle School?
SIGN The one in the white T-shirt?
SIGN Pale and skinny?
[00:15] Narrator
the shadow leader of
Black Vinegar Middle School,
[00:18] Narrator
were starting to take a life of their own.
SIGN You mean White T Poison, right?
[00:20] Narrator
White T Poison...
[00:22] Narrator
This was the title given to Mob,
whose identity had yet to be revealed.
SIGN Apparently, he'll do anything.
SIGN A slow-acting
poison?
[00:29] Fuji
White T Poison...
[00:31] Fuji
I'll be the one to defeat him!
SIGN Miso Middle School's
Gang Leader:
SIGN Fuji
SIGN Doubanjiang Middle School
SIGN Gang Leader: Kenzaki
[00:36] Ken
I'll defeat him and make him
admit that I'm the best.
SIGN Noodle Soup Base Middle School
SIGN Gang Leader: Akagi
[00:40] Akagi
So the next target is Salt Middle School...
SIGN Mayo Middle School
SIGN Gang Leader: Gozu
[00:43] Go
White T Poison is my prey.
SIGN Soy Sauce Middle School
SIGN Gang Leader: Bandai
[00:46] Someone
This is my chance to shine.
[00:48] Narrator
And thus the fierce battle to fight
White T Poison was about to begin.
SIGN Onigawara
Leadership: 1500
Moderate Faction: 4
SIGN White T Poison
Attack Power: ???P
SIGN Hanazawa
Attack Power: 2800P
SIGN Kenzaki
Leadership: 1000
Extremist Faction: 5
SIGN Akagi
Leadership: 1000
Moderate Faction: 2
SIGN Gozu
Leadership: 1100
Extremist Faction: 5
SIGN Fuji
Leadership: 1400
Extremist Faction: 3
SIGN Bandai
Leadership: 1300
Diehards: 1
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
SIGN Exaltation I've Obtained Loss
[02:32] Dimple
Man, thanks for helping me out.
[02:35] Dimple
I managed to make it back from
the particle level by myself,
[02:40] Dimple
but my spiritual energy is way
less than what it used to be,
[02:43] Dimple
so I wasn't able to get into
the house anymore.
[02:45] Dimple
It appears that low-level spirits
[02:48] Dimple
can't even go near this place
just because Shigeo lives here.
[02:52] Ritsu
What...
[02:54] Ritsu
is this ugly jellyfish-looking
thing that talks?
[02:58] Ritsu
But the first thing that I need to do is...
[03:02] Dimple
What? You wanna shake hands?
[03:03] Ritsu
I have to exorcise it!
[03:05] Dimple
Wait!
[03:07] Dimple
Stop kneeing me in the face!
I'm Shigeo's friend!
[03:10] Ritsu
Nii-san's?
[03:11] Dimple
You could even call me his mentor!
[03:13] Dimple
I'll let you off the hook this time,
because you obviously panicked.
[03:16] Dimple
That aside...
[03:18] Dimple
How about it, Ricchan?
[03:20] Dimple
Wanna pair up with me?
[03:22] Ritsu
No.
[03:22] Dimple
That was too fast.
Wait a sec, just hear me out.
[03:26] Dimple
You just awakened to your
psychic powers, didn't you?
[03:30] Ritsu
What? I have psychic powers?
[03:33] Dimple
The fact that you can see me is proof.
[03:36] Dimple
I'm Dimple. I'm basically
what they call a ghost.
[03:39] Ritsu
So are my psychic powers only
strong enough to let me see you?
[03:43] Dimple
I see you haven't realized what your
powers are, let alone how to use them.
[03:48] Dimple
Go ahead. You should be able to do that now.
[03:52] Ritsu
I shouldn't get my hopes up.
[03:58] Dimple
What's the matter?
[03:59] Ritsu
It's a world that's out of my reach...
[04:04] Dimple
What's with him? Does he
have a complex or something?
[04:08] Dimple
Well, it's understandable,
given who his brother is.
[04:11] Ritsu
It...
[04:12] Ritsu
It's...
[04:14] Ritsu
It's not...
[04:16] Ritsu
It's not bending!
[04:18] Ritsu
D-Dimple!
[04:21] Ritsu
It's not bending!
[04:22] Dimple
Calm down.
[04:25] Ritsu
What?
[04:27] Ritsu
Did I do this?
[04:31] Dimple
Join me, Ricchan,
[04:33] Dimple
if you want to surpass your brother.
[04:38] Ritsu
Surpass Nii-san?
[04:41] Ritsu
Is that possible?
[04:45] Ritsu
I can be like my brother?
[04:50] Dimple
If you'll let me use your body.
[04:54] Mob
Huh?
[04:55] Mob
Ritsu's not eating?
[04:56] Mom
He doesn't seem to have an appetite.
[04:58] Mom
I wonder what's wrong with him.
[05:01] Mob
Is he feeling down?
[05:03] Mom
No...
[05:04] Mom
He seemed oddly happy.
[05:07] Ritsu
How do I get to use my powers freely?
[05:11] Dimple
It's better to actually try them out,
rather than explain, Ricchan.
[05:14] Ritsu
Don't call me that.
[05:15] Dimple
Okay, then.
[05:17] Dimple
I'll just call you Ritsu.
[05:18] Dimple
Close your eyes, and relax your whole body.
[05:24] Dimple
Possession!
[05:26] Dimple
You fool! Now your body's mine!
[05:33] Dimple
What?!
[05:34] Dimple
I can't control his body!
[05:37] Ritsu
Where'd you go, Dimple?
[05:40] Dimple
It's because my spiritual powers
have become so weak... Damn it!
[05:49] Guy
I heard that the student council
took care of the problem.
[05:52] Guy
You mean about the perv gang leader?
[05:54] Girl
They're like heroes.
[05:55] Guy
They're the heroes of the school.
[05:58] Kamuro
Yamazaki-kun from Class 2-4,
[06:01] Kamuro
I'd like a word with you.
[06:03] Yamazaki
What do you want?
[06:04] Kamuro
You haven't fully buttoned up your coat.
[06:06] Yamazaki
So what? Buzz off.
[06:10] (Flashback) Ritsu
I can use them...
[06:11] (Flashback) Ritsu
I can use psychic powers, Dimple.
[06:14] Dimple
It's because I'm controlling the output,
[06:18] Dimple
but you've always had
latent psychic powers, Ritsu.
[06:22] Dimple
And I'm deducing that
[06:24] Dimple
the reason they came out now
is due to your emotions.
[06:29] (Flashback) Dimple
Did something stress you out badly lately?
[06:32] (Flashback) Dimple
Like shitting your pants in
front of a lot of people,
[06:35] (Flashback) Dimple
or getting caught peeping into
the girls' locker room?
[06:38] (Flashback) Ritsu
Of course not. Are you mocking me?
[06:40] (Flashback) Dimple
It's just a joke.
You're so damn serious, Ritsu.
[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple
That's right, you're an honor student.
[06:48] (Flashback) Dimple
Then, what? Did you do something bad?
[06:51] Kamuro
I heard rumors that you were
stealing the girls' gym clothes.
[06:56] Yamazaki
What the hell are you talking about?
[06:57] Kamuro
And so the student council
did a bit of investigating...
[07:00] Kamuro
What did we find out, Kageyama-kun?
[07:02] Ritsu
We found some of the girls' gym
clothes in your bag, Yamazaki-senpai.
[07:06] Yamazaki
Huh? What?!
[07:08] Yamazaki
Stop lying!
[07:09] Kamuro
You can try to say that you didn't do it,
but that might prove difficult.
[07:14] Kamuro
The school's been very
strict with perverts lately.
[07:19] Kamuro
I'll give you one way out of this.
[07:22] Kamuro
Onigawara ordered you to do this, didn't he?
[07:26] Kamuro
If you admit that,
you're merely another victim.
[07:30] Kamuro
Oh, and button up.
[07:34] Narrator
The whole school had been cleaned up
[07:37] Narrator
and turned into the optimal
environment for academics.
[07:41] Narrator
However, because of the
considerably immoral strategy
[07:45] Narrator
that was used upon certain students,
[07:48] Narrator
there would be a deep, black scar
engraved in their lives.
[07:52] Narrator
And the two that carried it out would
have to live with that burden forever...
[07:57] Narrator
Therefore,
[07:58] Narrator
they either became drunk with power and
felt a delusional sense of accomplishment,
[08:02] Narrator
or suffered greatly.
[08:06] Dimple
Whoa!
[08:07] Dimple
Your power's grown even more, Ritsu!
[08:10] Ritsu
Corruption and guilt...
[08:13] Ritsu
Those are the things that
become fuel for my powers.
[08:16] Dimple
Whatever it is, it's working!
[08:19] Dimple
Something eating at you?
[08:21] Ritsu
Dimple, you just won't stop talking.
[08:25] Ritsu
If I were able to control
my powers on my own,
[08:29] Ritsu
would I be able to make you disappear?
[08:32] Dimple
Is his personality changing, too?
[08:39] Hoshino
S-Seriously?
[08:41] Guy
Amazing...
[08:43] Guy
That's amazing, Kageyama-kun!
[08:45] Ritsu
Do you want me to keep going?
[08:46] Ritsu
Want me to fold your car
in half, Mitsuura-san?
[08:49] Guy
What?!
[08:51] Guy
What the hell happened?
[08:59] Ritsu
Can I help you gentlemen?
[09:02] Guy
According to Kamuro, he had you
plant all the evidence on us.
[09:06] Guy
Are you the one who framed us?
[09:09] Ritsu
I have no idea what you're talking about...
[09:11] Ritsu
Dimple.
[09:12] Dimple
Leave it to me.
[09:13] Ritsu
Even if I did,
[09:16] Ritsu
it's too late.
[09:18] Guy
Why, you little...
[09:20] Guy
Who do you think we are?!
[09:30] Guy
You little shit!
[09:31] Guy
That does it! Get him!
[09:41] Girl
Hey, there's a fight.
[09:42] Girl
Scary!
[09:43] Girl
But isn't that guy's hair even more amazing?
[09:46] Girl
You're right!
[09:47] Girl
Seriously?
[09:49] Teruki
Hey, you there.
[09:53] Ritsu
Yes?
[09:54] Dimple
Gah! That's...
[09:56] Teruki
I think that's enough.
SIGN Top of
SIGN Teru's Head
[10:00] Teruki
If you grow dependent on that,
you're gonna get hurt.
[10:02] Girl
Whoa, what is that?
[10:02] Teruki
You've got the wrong idea.
[10:04] Girl
It's so long.
[10:05] Teruki
You think you're someone really special.
[10:08] Teruki
It's hard looking at someone
who reminds me of my old self.
[10:11] Teruki
This is a warning.
[10:13] Teruki
Don't try to live relying on psychic powers.
[10:18] Ritsu
Are you an esper?
[10:20] Ritsu
I don't know who you are,
[10:22] Ritsu
but I have no need to take warnings from you.
[10:25] Dimple
Don't try to take a bite at him!
[10:27] Dimple
He's not someone you can beat!
[10:29] Ritsu
I'm sure he's not much different from
the people at the Awakening Lab.
[10:32] Ritsu
I want to compare powers with him.
[10:35] Dimple
Ritsu?! You idiot!
[10:36] Dimple
Stop!
[10:39] Teruki
Why, thank you for the handshake.
[10:41] Teruki
I'm Hanazawa Teruki. A pleasure.
[10:45] Dimple
Don't try to fight him, Ritsu!
Let go of his hand!
[10:47] Teruki
Having trouble staying on your own two feet?
SIGN Success Academy
[10:49] Teruki
Ah, you're so young.
[10:58] Dimple
Now! Run!
[11:04] Ritsu
I was surprised at how strong he was...
[11:06] Ritsu
And...
[11:08] Ritsu
His brain was so developed.
[11:10] Ritsu
Is that why he was so strong?
[11:12] Dimple
No... That was just because
his wig didn't fit correctly.
[11:15] Dimple
Though I'm not sure why he's wearing it.
[11:17] Ritsu
I'm so frustrated. I can't believe I
lost to someone other than Nii-san.
[11:22] Ritsu
Dimple.
[11:24] Ritsu
I want to get even stronger.
[11:26] Ritsu
So I won't lose to anyone.
[11:31] Lady
Little boy.
[11:33] Lady
Do you have a moment?
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[11:45] Lady
This is the Vase of Happiness.
[11:48] Lady
A renowned potter put his heart and soul
into making this, a very spiritual vase.
[11:52] Lady
The owner will be blessed just
by having it in their house.
[11:56] Lady
It's actually about 2.5 million yen,
[11:58] Lady
but I'll make it 800,000 yen just for you.
[12:01] Mob
I don't have that kind of money.
[12:03] Lady
Then, I'll drop the price to 500,000 yen.
[12:05] Mob
Uh, I don't have 500,000 yen, either.
[12:08] Lady
So if you did, you'd buy it, right?
Why don't you call your mommy for me, then?
SIGN Seasoning General Bank Note
SIGN Seasoning Bank
[12:12] Mob
I don't think my mom will buy that.
[12:15] Lady
This kid's easy bait...
[12:17] Lady
Hey, why don't you touch it?
[12:19] Lady
The texture here is a bit grainy
and it feels rather nice.
[12:21] Mob
Er, I can't really tell.
[12:26] Mob
That was close.
[12:27] Lady
What was that?
[12:30] Lady
You should be careful.
[12:34] Mob
Huh?
[12:34] Lady
Hey, you broke it.
[12:37] Mob
Th-That was...
[12:38] Lady
What? You're going to say it was my fault?
[12:40] Mob
Huh? No...
[12:42] Lady
Say, little boy...
[12:43] Lady
Problems you can solve with money are
better than those you can't. Understand?
[12:47] Guy
Oh, dear... Did you break that, sir?
[12:52] Guy
Do you have a phone?
[12:54] Mob
I-I don't...
[12:57] Guy
Well, that rang at the perfect time.
Why don't you answer it?
[13:01] Rei
What are you doing, Mob?
[13:03] Rei
Calling me out here when I've got a
customer showing up at any moment...
[13:08] Guy
Are you this boy's guardian, sir?
[13:11] Rei
I see...
[13:12] Guy
It's going to cost five million yen
to replace this.
[13:14] Rei
You're telling me that Mob
broke that cheap-looking vase?
[13:18] Guy
What'd you say?
[13:20] Guy
Looks like you don't know
how the world works.
[13:23] Guy
Want me to make sure you never work again?
[13:25] Rei
Ow! Ow! You totally cracked my clavicle.
[13:28] Rei
That's gonna cost you.
[13:31] Guy
Huh?
[13:32] Rei
The hospital bill with reparations
is gonna be a million yen.
[13:36] Guy
Y-You can't be serious, you dumbass!
[13:39] Rei
And now that's psychological damage,
[13:42] Rei
which is going to be another million.
[13:44] Guy
Hey!
[13:45] Rei
Your breath stinks. That's another million.
[13:47] Guy
The hell?!
[13:48] Rei
Your voice is loud.
And that's another million.
[13:51] Rei
Ah. You frayed my shirt.
[13:55] Rei
That's another million for damages.
[13:57] Rei
And now that's equal to what
he owes you for the vase.
[14:00] Rei
That's the kind of business
you guys are running.
[14:03] Rei
Let's go, Mob.
[14:05] Guy
Like we'd let you leave like this!
[14:06] Lady
Give it up!
[14:08] Lady
His misfortune was decided when
he broke the Vase of Happiness.
[14:11] Guy
Perhaps some disaster will befall him.
[14:14] Rei
Misfortune? Disaster?
[14:17] Rei
I was just talking to someone who
had been haunted by an evil spirit.
[14:22] Rei
Apparently, the spirit has
now decided to haunt me.
[14:26] Rei
And when that happens, you keep
hearing strange noises at night
[14:29] Rei
and weird things keep popping up in
pictures, and it becomes unbearable.
[14:33] Rei
Though the spirit might have
transferred to you guys now.
[14:37] Rei
Be careful at night.
[14:39] Guy
Huh?
[14:40] Lady
A ghost?
[14:41] Rei
Doesn't feel too great, does it?
That's exactly what you guys are doing.
[14:48] Guy
A ghost? What are you, a kid? So scary!
[15:02] Rei
That sure shut them up quick.
SIGN Ramen
SIGN Chinese Soba
[15:05] Rei
That last bit was great, Mob.
[15:08] Mob
Huh?
[15:09] Rei
You shook the building to scare them, right?
[15:12] Mob
No, I thought it was you sending
the evil spirit after them...
[15:16] Mob
Could it be that you couldn't see—
[15:18] Rei
Of course...
[15:19] Rei
I could see it.
[15:22] Mob
You know...
[15:23] Mob
Con artists are really terrible people.
[15:27] Rei
Yeah...
[15:29] Rei
Only the lowest of the low try to take
advantage of someone's weakness...
[15:34] Hikaru
What? You as well?
SIGN Student Council Room
[15:36] Girl
Yes. He said, "So, you're trash, too?"
[15:39] Girl
All I was doing was chewing gum during class.
[15:42] Hikaru
Kamuro, this school doesn't belong to you.
[15:47] Kamuro
We still have the smaller
pieces of trash to deal with.
[15:50] Kamuro
Let's keep it moving.
[15:51] Ritsu
You're still going to continue this?
[15:53] Kamuro
Come now...
[15:55] Kamuro
You're not going to suggest we stop, are you?
[15:57] Ritsu
No. I just felt like throwing up.
[16:01] Ritsu
You're just trying to
relieve some stress, right?
[16:05] Kamuro
I was correct in choosing you
as an accomplice.
[16:08] Kamuro
If you knew, why did you decide to help me?
[16:13] Ritsu
Because I was tired.
[16:15] Ritsu
I think I might have gotten tired of myself.
[16:18] Ritsu
I just wanted to know what
it felt like to be a fool.
[16:22] Kamuro
A fool, eh?
[16:24] Kamuro
But in the end, we're popular.
[16:26] Kamuro
We've become the heroes of the school.
[16:30] Dimple
So that old-looking guy wanted to be popular?
[16:35] Ritsu
I've obtained a much bigger world.
[16:39] Saruta
By the way, President,
did you find any telepaths?
[16:43] Tome
If I'd found any, I wouldn't be here.
[16:45] Tome
Hey, Inukawa! Putting a
bomb there is cheating!
SIGN Put on Muscle!
[16:48] Goda
Kurata, could you be a little quieter?
[16:51] Goda
I'm not done talking to him yet.
[16:54] Tome
Oh, sorry.
[16:55] Onigawara
Musashi, that's enough.
[16:57] Goda
No, it's not! Man up!
[17:00] Goda
Go to class, Onigawara!
[17:02] Onigawara
I've got no place there.
[17:04] Onigawara
None of my friends will
even talk to me anymore.
[17:08] Tome
Oh, a visitor...
[17:09] Tome
The student council president!
[17:11] Shinji
I see this place is as rotten as they say.
[17:14] Shinji
More importantly...
[17:16] Kamuro
What are you doing here, Onigawara-kun?
SIGN Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
[17:19] Kamuro
Infiltrating the school when
you haven't been showing up to class?
[17:22] Onigawara
No!
[17:23] Onigawara
But if I stay at home,
my mom will ask me why—
[17:25] Goda
Listen, President.
[17:27] Goda
Onigawara didn't do anything.
[17:29] Kamuro
Should I have you all dealt with
for being Onigawara's accomplices?
[17:34] Goda
Wha—
[17:35] Guy
President, some weird guy just
showed up at the school gates.
[17:40] Kamuro
Good grief. They couldn't
have come at a worse time.
SIGN Doubanjiang Middle School Gang Leader: Kenzaki Yuuto
[17:44] Ken
Who are you? I told you to
bring me White T Poison!
[17:49] Kamuro
White T Poison? What on earth is that?
[17:51] Ken
Stop fooling around! He's the
talk of all the thugs right now.
[17:55] Ritsu
I'll deal with him.
That should settle things.
[17:59] Kamuro
Th-That was surprising...
[18:02] Ritsu
That was self-defense.
[18:05] Ritsu
Not to mention, they were students from
another school, so it shouldn't matter.
[18:09] Kamuro
To think he was one to fight...
[18:12] Kamuro
And be that strong on top of it.
[18:14] Thug
Hey, are you the one that got Kenzaki-san?
[18:18] Kamuro
Huh?
[18:18] Thug
Are you White T Poison?
[18:21] Kamuro
Wh-What are you... I was just watching!
[18:24] Thug
Then who the hell is White T Poison?!
[18:27] Kamuro
I don't—
[18:32] Kamuro
That's enough! It's time to stop!
[18:34] Ritsu
You look awful.
[18:36] Kamuro
I became a victim
[18:38] Kamuro
because you taught a gang leader
from another school a lesson!
[18:42] Kamuro
Don't you understand that?!
[18:43] Ritsu
I'm fine with that. It's very much deserved.
[18:51] Kamuro
A-Again?!
SIGN Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
[18:53] Gozu
Are you White T Poison?
SIGN Kamuro
[19:01] Takuya
Oh, it's you, Tokugawa-kun.
[19:03] Takeshi
Shinji doesn't want to see anyone right now.
[19:07] Hikaru
I see...
[19:09] Ritsu
What a terrible room filled with garbage.
[19:12] Ritsu
I think what you should have
cleaned up was this room.
[19:16] Kamuro
H-How did you get in here?
[19:18] Ritsu
There are plenty of small pieces
of trash left at school.
[19:22] Kamuro
I-I'm done with all of that! Get out!
[19:25] Ritsu
It's too late.
[19:27] Ritsu
We both did something unforgivable.
[19:30] Ritsu
No one's going to save us.
[19:38] Ritsu
The puppet's been broken.
Now the school is clean.
[19:42] Dimple
What are you going to do now?
[19:43] Dimple
The other schools are gonna show up again.
[19:47] Ritsu
I can do whatever I want,
as long as I have these powers.
[19:49] Dimple
Yeah! You can be a superstar!
[19:52] Ritsu
Dimple, you're trying to
use me, too, aren't you?
[19:56] Dimple
Wha?!
[19:57] Dimple
What are you talking about, Ricchan?
[19:58] Dimple
We're partners!
SIGN Akagi Noodle Soup Base Middle School Gang Leader
SIGN Bandai Soy Sauce Middle School Gang Leader
SIGN Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
SIGN Miso Middle School Gang Leader: Fuji
[20:10] Dimple
And here they come.
[20:12] Ritsu
There are quite a few today.
[20:16] Teruki
I came to see what was
going on and of course...
[20:19] Akagi
Are you the White T Poison that
defeated Hanazawa and Kenzaki?
[20:23] Teruki
What?! Is he pretending to be Kageyama?
[20:27] Ritsu
I think things will be settled
once I deal with you guys,
[20:31] Ritsu
so let's just say that I am.
[20:33] Teruki
Apparently, I'm gonna have to
ask Kageyama about this...
[20:38] Someone
Looks like I found something
pretty interesting.
[20:41] Man
I've found him. I'll apprehend
him and head back.
[20:45] Someone
But before that, I should watch for a bit
and see how good he is.
[20:48] Ritsu
Possession.
[20:56] Ritsu
All right. Go ahead.
[20:58] Thugs
You telling us to bring it?
[21:00] Thugs
Sounds good to us!
[21:04] Big
Hey! Don't chicken out now!
[21:07] Guy
That's not it...
[21:08] Guy
We can't move...
[21:09] Ritsu
Dimple, we're going to go
a bit strong this time.
[21:15] White
Chance!
[21:23] Big
Your magic tricks won't
work on me, White T Pois—
[21:29] Guy
What the heck is going on?
[21:31] Guy
Is White T Poison doing that?
[21:33] Guy
Don't falter! Let's all charge him at once!
[21:39] Ritsu
I will not judge you people.
[21:42] Ritsu
Because I know now.
[21:43] Ritsu
When people stray from the right path,
[21:46] Ritsu
there usually isn't an actual reason.
[21:48] Ritsu
It's like that even now.
[21:50] Ritsu
I'm facing enemies that
have lost all will to fight,
[21:53] Ritsu
and I'm moving forward
for the sake of violence.
[21:55] Ritsu
There's no reason there.
[21:58] Ritsu
This kind of freedom is strong.
[22:00] Ritsu
I'm much freer than all of you.
[22:04] Ritsu
Why?
[22:05] Ritsu
Because I've lost my limits.
[22:07] Ritsu
I've obtained loss.
[22:22] Mob
Ritsu...
[22:24] Mob
What are you doing?
[23:56] Rei
The brothers finally confront each
other in an alleyway after school.
[23:58] Rei
Then suddenly, an adult esper
we had previously seen appears.
[24:02] Rei
Hey, Mob, that guy's really bad news.
[24:04] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 8:
[24:06] Rei
"The Older Brother Bows
Destructive Intent"
[24:07] Rei
What do I recommend?
SIGN The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent
[24:08] Rei
The convenient option A with the Blu-ray set!
E8 - The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~
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[00:01] Tome
There really aren't many espers, are there?
SIGN Potato
[00:05] Tome
All of these people have walked by
and not one has stood out.
[00:10] Tome
You aren't tricking me, are you?
[00:13] Mob
There really haven't been any.
[00:16] Teru
Hey, are you on a date here?
[00:20] Tome
Who is this obviously special guy?
[00:23] Teru
Hanazawa-kun...
[00:24] Teru
Sorry, this is an emergency.
[00:27] Teru
I'm gonna borrow him for a bit.
[00:30] Tome
Him?
[00:31] Mob
Someone's using my name and fighting?
[00:33] Teru
Yeah. It's a student from
Salt Middle School.
[00:36] Teru
You might know him.
[00:39] Teru
He's back there.
You should go see for yourself.
[00:51] Mob
Ritsu...
[00:53] Mob
What are you doing?
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
SIGN The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent
[02:31] Rits
Nii-san... What are you doing here?
[02:33] Mob
I could ask you the same thing, Ritsu.
[02:36] Teru
Oh, that's his younger brother.
[02:38] Yama
Someone just showed up.
[02:41] Mob
Who are all of these people on the ground?
[02:43] Mob
Did you do this, Ritsu?
[02:46] Mob
Ritsu?
[02:48] Rits
Yes, I did this.
[02:52] Teru
I'm not so boorish as to
watch siblings fight.
[02:57] Mob
Really? You really did this, Ritsu?
[03:01] Ritsu
It's true.
[03:04] Mob
It's not true.
[03:06] Mob
There's no way you would do this.
[03:08] Mob
I mean... seriously...
[03:11] Rits
Nii-san, I did this.
[03:14] Rits
I obtained psychic powers.
[03:17] Mob
Huh?
[03:19] Dimp
Wait, Ritsu! You're up against Shigeo!
[03:21] Rits
Shut up, Dimple.
[03:23] Dimp
Tch! He's drunk with power.
[03:26] Dimp
This is why I hate brats.
[03:28] Dimp
I'm not gonna hang around
for a battle I know he'll lose!
[03:31] Mob
Dimple?!
[03:34] Rits
That's fine.
[03:35] Rits
I've got the feel of it now.
[03:38] Rits
Nii-san, I've realized
something very important.
[03:42] Mob
Ritsu, what's wrong?
[03:44] Mob
If something's bothering you...
[03:50] Mob
You really do have psychic powers...
[03:53] Rits
I missed...
[03:55] Mob
Ritsu...
[03:57] Mob
Congratulations!
[03:59] Mob
You've wanted to use them for so long!
[04:01] Mob
Do you remember?
[04:02] Mob
When you were little, you used to cry your
eyes out because you couldn't bend spoons.
[04:06] Mob
Who would've thought that now—
[04:07] Rits
That hadn't changed up until recently.
[04:10] Rits
Just listen, Nii-san.
[04:13] Rits
I've always wanted psychic powers.
[04:16] Rits
And I've always admired you, Nii-san.
[04:19] Mob
Aw, you're making me blush...
[04:21] Rits
But that was a big misunderstanding.
[04:24] Mob
Huh?
[04:25] Rits
I couldn't handle my inferiority complex
and fear towards you,
[04:30] Rits
so I was protecting myself by
thinking it was admiration.
[04:34] Rits
I was scared of you.
[04:36] Rits
I never knew what you'd do
if you got stressed out.
[04:39] Rits
We could never even have
a fight as brothers...
[04:43] Rits
Because I have no way to protect myself
from your powers.
[04:48] Rits
So I did my best not to
stress you out in any way.
[04:53] Rits
Now, that's just a humiliating past.
[04:56] Rits
I tried so hard for so long,
[04:58] Rits
no matter how crazy it made me...
[05:01] Rits
And yet,
[05:02] Rits
you never worked hard
in your life, so why?
[05:07] Rits
But now, I've obtained them.
[05:10] Rits
Now I don't have to be scared anymore.
[05:12] Rits
The delusional admiration is gone.
[05:15] Rits
Actually...
[05:18] Rits
Now I've just lost all interest...
[05:22] Rits
The buddy-buddy brothers act
ends now, Nii-san.
[05:27] Mob
Ritsu... I can tell. That's a lie.
[05:30] Rits
Face me, right now! Hit me with your powers!
[05:34] Mob
But I guess it's true...
[05:37] Mob
I'm your brother, Ritsu.
[05:40] Mob
Hey, Ritsu.
[05:41] Mob
Half of that is true, right?
[05:47] Mob
I'm terribly sorry that my
little brother hurt you.
[05:51] Mob
Please still be friends
with him from now on.
[05:54] Rits
Huh?
[05:55] Aa
What? You're his older brother?
[05:59] Mob
Yes. I'm very sorry.
[06:01] Aka
You idiot! You think that's
enough to be forgiven?!
[06:05] Gozu
You need to grovel first!
[06:07] Mob
O-Okay...
[06:09] Rits
Hey... Stop.
[06:13] Rits
Why, Nii-san?
[06:16] Rits
What are you doing?!
[06:18] Mob
Ritsu... It's no use trying
to get rid of me...
SIGN Progress Towards
SIGN Mob's Explosion
SIGN Progress Towards Mob's Explosion: 7%
[06:24] Mob
Because we're brothers.
[06:28] Yama
Hello?
[06:29] Saku
I'd like a status update.
[06:31] Saku
It's been ten minutes since you reported
that you've found the target.
[06:35] Saku
What are you doing?
[06:36] Yaa
I'm just observ—
[06:37] Saku
Are you an idiot?
Hurry up and bring him here.
[06:40] Yama
All right.
SIGN Sakurai
[06:43] Saku
Actually, just in case, send a photo.
[06:46] Saku
It'll be troublesome if
you bring the wrong brat.
[06:49] Yama
Yeah, yeah...
[06:52] Yama
How dare he mock me?
[06:54] Yama
There you go. It's sent.
[06:57] Saku
Confirmed.
[06:59] Saku
There's no doubt that
that's Kageyama Shigeo.
[07:02] Yama
Right?
[07:03] Saku
It's just as the data from
the Awakening Lab says.
[07:06] Saku
What an exaggerated name.
[07:09] Saku
It's embarrassing to say.
[07:12] Saku
Listen up.
[07:14] Saku
Don't mess this up.
[07:15] Saku
The more information we leak,
the more annoying it'll be.
[07:18] Saku
Don't play around.
[07:20] Yama
Yeah, yeah...
[07:22] Yama
Acting all high-and-mighty...
[07:25] Yama
Now, then...
[07:28] Gozu
The tables have turned!
[07:31] Aka
White T Poison!
[07:32] Aka
If you don't want us to beat the crap out
of your brother, get your face over here.
[07:37] Mob
Hold it.
[07:38] Mob
You shouldn't do that.
[07:40] Gozu
Huh?
[07:41] Mob
I don't want to see anyone
else hurting people,
[07:44] Mob
or anyone else getting hurt.
[07:46] Aka
Who the hell do you think
you are, small fry?!
[07:50] Ban
Only the strongest can give orders.
[07:52] Fuji
And the strongest will rule.
[07:55] Rits
Just how pathetic are these people?
[07:58] Rits
The strongest one here is...
[08:08] Yama
You're exactly right.
[08:10] Rits
Who are you?
[08:13] Mob
Ritsu!
[08:13] Guy
What?
[08:14] Punk
Who's that?
[08:14] Aka
Who the hell are you?!
[08:15] Yama
The strongest will rule.
[08:19] Yama
It's such an obvious thing
that you forget about it.
[08:22] Yama
You guys figure that
if you're strong at fighting,
[08:25] Yama
you can rule your school
and turfs, right?
[08:28] Yama
That's cute. You should keep it up.
[08:33] Yama
But he's on a different level.
[08:35] Yama
You guys don't have a chance of beating him.
[08:39] Yama
So I'm going to remove him
from the fighting grounds.
[08:41] Yama
You can continue your squabbling in peace.
[08:44] Yama
I'll be taking him.
[08:46] Gozu
Hold it!
[08:47] Gozu
He's our target!
[08:50] Mio
You're just an outsider!
[08:54] Mayo
How dare you do that to our boss?!
[08:55] Mayo
Hey, don't.
[08:59] Punk
T-Too strong...
[09:01] Punk
That's not fair...
[09:03] Yama
You thugs are such simple creatures...
[09:09] Mob
My little brother...
[09:15] Rits
N-Nii-san...
[09:17] Yama
Did I hit him too hard?
[09:19] Yama
Well, if he dies,
I'd say he was just unlucky.
[09:24] Yama
Hey, you good-for-nothing.
[09:26] Yama
What's with that rebellious stare?
[09:29] Yama
It's not! I was just looking...
[09:32] Yama
Grovel, and apologize to me.
[09:34] Fuji
Huh?
[09:34] Yama
We're reviewing the scene
you were playing out earlier.
[09:37] Yama
I know! All of you should grovel.
[09:42] Yama
Will this make you a little more willing?
[09:45] Yama
If you don't grovel, I'll kill all of you.
[09:52] Yama
What a great sight!
[09:54] Yama
It's a great lesson for idiots
who mistake youth and freedom.
[09:59] Yama
I've got one piece of advice for
the rest of your rotten lives.
[10:03] Yama
Try to live your lives walking on the
side of the road as much as possible,
[10:07] Yama
so you don't cause anyone else trouble.
[10:10] Yama
See ya, brats.
[10:14] Thug
Damn it!
[10:15] Thug
What was that?
[10:19] Fuji
That's...
[10:24] Mob
Ritsu!
[10:40] Yama
You, too, brat?
[10:42] Rits
N-Nii-san...
[10:44] Yaa
I wasn't told about a psychic brother.
[10:48] Mob
Let go of my brother...
[10:50] Mob
or else...
[10:55] Yama
Oh, so you've put up a barrier?
[10:59] Mob
I'm not supposed to use
these powers against others,
[11:01] Mob
but this is different!
[11:07] Yama
Don't underestimate me, brat.
[11:10] Mob
I remember now!
[11:13] Mob
He's the adult esper I saw before...
[11:17] Yama
There are ways to deal with
little esper brats like you.
[11:27] Yama
Telekinetic Helix!
SIGN Telekinetic Helix
[11:32] Mob
He's attacking again. I don't want
to become an adult like him.
[11:36] Yama
Cry.
[11:39] Mob
Huh?
[11:45] Yama
You're so light. You fly up really well.
[11:49] Mob
It hurts...
[11:50] Mob
I can't exhale...
[11:52] Mob
or inhale...
[11:54] Mob
My stomach is hot...
[12:00] Yama
You surprised?
[12:01] Yama
My powers rip through your
barrier like an excavator.
[12:05] Rits
Nii-san!
[12:07] Yama
Stand up.
[12:09] Yama
You're going to protect your
little brother, right?
[12:13] Guy
Oh, crap.
[12:15] Aa
He's hitting him way too much.
[12:17] Gozu
You can't be serious...
[12:18] Thug
He's gonna die.
[12:19] Thug
Seriously?
[12:20] Rits
Nii-san?
[12:24] Rits
S-Stop...
[12:32] Rits
Please, stop!
[12:42] Ritsu
Stop!
[12:45] Rits
Just take me! That's what
you wanted, right?
[12:51] Yama
That's a wise decision,
[12:54] Yama
but I'm an asshole.
[12:56] Yama
I don't like that look on your face...
[12:58] Yama
That hostile little face!
[13:06] Mob
Hey, you.
[13:08] Mob
This is the first time this has happened.
[13:14] Mob
Can you feel it?
[13:16] Mob
My animosity?
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[13:35] Yama
He made me put my hands to the ground...
[13:37] Yama
A brat like that...
[13:45] Yama
I can't get away!
[13:52] Rits
That guy is finished.
[13:54] Mob
Hey, mister, who did terrible things to us...
[13:58] Mob
Just so you know, this is all your fault.
[14:02] Mob
Don't ever show your face
in front of us again.
[14:12] Yama
Telekinetic Helix!
[14:16] Yama
It's hard?! It's nothing like before...
[14:46] Thug
Wow...
[14:47] Thug
Hey, did you see that?
[14:49] Thug
What was that?
[14:52] Gozu
What's going on?
[14:55] Gozu
You're kidding!
[14:56] Yama
Energy Bomb!
[14:59] Yama
You're actually making me
use my trump card...
[15:03] Rits
Nii-san!
[15:07] Yama
Why won't he fall over?
[15:10] Dimp
At this rate, things won't end well...
[15:12] Dimp
I know! If I bring him here...
[15:17] Yama
Damn it! What's with this brat?
[15:23] Yama
H-He's strong!
[15:25] Yama
If I don't put up my guard,
I'll be knocked out in an instant.
[15:29] Thug
Whoa!
[15:29] Thu
Yeah! Get him!
[15:31] Some
To think a guy like that existed...
[15:33] Fui
Hey, look!
[15:35] Fui
It's a white T-shirt!
[15:37] Guy
That's it!
[15:38] Fuji
He's not White T Poison's older brother...
[15:41] Fuji
He's the infamous shadow leader
at Salt Middle School...
[15:44] All
White T Poison!
[15:48] Yama
Taking him on in a battle
of abilities isn't good.
[15:50] Yama
I don't have a choice.
The mission comes first.
[15:53] Fuji
He's got a knife! Look out!
[15:55] Yama
Shut up, brat!
[15:59] Mob
If you're not going to give up, I'll end it.
[16:01] Mob
The next move will be the last.
[16:03] Yama
Take this, brat!
[16:05] Yama
Damn it!
[16:06] Yama
This barrier's so thick!
My knife won't go through!
[16:10] Yama
Just kidding!
[16:17] Thugs
What?
[16:18] Yama
I don't like using his stuff,
but I don't have time.
[16:24] Yama
I guess you've all seen my face.
[16:26] Yama
As annoying as it is, I'm gonna
have to make you all disappear.
[16:29] Thugs
C-Crap!
[16:30] Thug
Run!
[16:31] Thug
H-Hurry!
[16:33] Yama
Do you really think I'll let you
get away after everything you saw?
[16:39] Yama
Impossible! I can't take him on anymore!
[16:42] Yama
You're coming with me.
[16:48] Goz
Did we survive?
[16:50] Aka
Yeah!
[16:51] Thug
We did it!
[16:51] Thug
We're saved!
[16:52] Thug
Awesome!
[16:53] Some
You're amazing!
[16:54] Aka
You saved our lives!
[16:56] Aka
Huh?
[16:58] Aka
He's standing while unconscious.
[17:00] Teru
Get away from him.
It's still dangerous to be near him.
[17:04] Some
You're from Black Vinegar Middle School...
[17:06] Teru
I can't believe someone was
able to push him this far.
[17:10] Teru
They're no ordinary person.
[17:11] Dimp
The guy and Ritsu are gone.
We were a bit late.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[17:19] Rei
This is rock salt from the Himalayas.
[17:22] Rei
It goes great with pasta or meat.
[17:24] Rei
Let's perform the exorcism with this.
[17:27] Rei
Your shoulders feel heavy, right?
[17:29] Some
Yes. A fortuneteller told me
there was something on them.
[17:33] Rei
So they just told her that and took
the money? How irresponsible.
[17:37] Rei
All right.
[17:41] Some
Wh-What are you doing?
[17:43] Rei
Ghosts are weak against salt.
[17:45] Rei
First, we'll weaken it with
the rock salt powder.
[17:47] Rei
And this scraping noise by your ears...
[17:49] Rei
This will be really annoying to spirits
that want to live in a quiet place,
[17:52] Rei
so they should leave.
[17:55] Rei
Next!
[17:56] Rei
We'll use the hard edges of
the rock salt and do a massage
[17:58] Rei
to loosen up your tense muscles
and improve your blood flow.
[18:03] Rei
We'll place a hot towel on your face,
[18:06] Rei
and shut out the spirit's
visual interference.
[18:08] Rei
Along with using aroma oils
to maximize your relaxation,
[18:11] Rei
we'll light some incense that spirits hate.
[18:14] Some
S-Such a wonderful smell!
[18:17] Rei
Aroma Runaway Express!
SIGN Aroma Runaway Express
[18:20] Nar
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he sends his clients on a beauty trip
[18:25] Nar
that relaxes the body and soul.
[18:29] Some
I feel so much younger.
[18:31] Rei
That's great!
[18:33] Rei
Thank goodness there was
no actual spirit this time,
[18:36] Rei
but this is the first time Mob
didn't show up to work on time.
[18:39] Rei
I'm gonna have to lecture him
when I see him next.
[18:45] (Flashback) Rits
Nii-san.
[18:47] (Flashback) Rits
If there's anything troubling you,
let me know.
[18:49] (Flashback) Rits
I'll be there to listen anytime.
[18:51] (Flashback) Rits
Nii-san, is something bothering you?
[18:54] (Flashback) Rits
Are you okay, Nii-san?
[18:55] (Flashback) Rits
If something's bothering you, I'll listen.
[18:58] (Flashback) Mob
Thanks, Ritsu, but I'm fine.
[19:01] (Flashback) Mob
It's nothing.
[19:03] (Flashback) Rits
I see.
[19:05] Mob
Ritsu?
[19:07] Mob
Ritsu?
[19:08] Mob
I see...
[19:09] Mob
I'm sorry I didn't realize it sooner.
[19:18] Teru
Are you awake, Kageyama-kun?
[19:20] Mob
Hanazawa-kun... where are we?
[19:23] Teru
My apartment. Dimple-kun told me everything.
[19:27] Dimp
H-Hey, Shigeo...
[19:30] Mob
Dimple...
[19:31] Mob
What's going on?
[19:33] Mob
Why were you with Ritsu?
[19:36] Dimp
Well...
[19:37] Mob
And Ritsu was kidnapped.
[19:39] Mob
Dimple...
[19:41] Mob
Is this your doing?
[19:43] Dimp
It's a misunderstanding!
I don't know who those guys are!
[19:46] Teru
I know who they are.
[19:47] Both
Huh?
[19:48] Teru
They've been following me around
for a few years now.
[19:52] Dimp
Is that why you're living by yourself
when you're in middle school?
[19:55] Teru
Let me give you a warning.
[19:57] Teru
Stay away from them.
[20:00] Mob
Stay away?
[20:03] Teru
You'll die.
[20:07] Teru
It's an organization called Claw,
formed by dangerous espers.
[20:11] Teru
They want a revolution
and aim to turn the world on its head.
[20:15] Teru
Their ability to function
as a group is first-rate,
[20:17] Teru
and they have over a hundred espers.
[20:21] Dimp
You're kidding, right?
[20:22] Mob
A hundred...
[20:23] Teru
There are plenty of facilities
across the world that are trying to
[20:27] Teru
manufacture psychic powers.
[20:29] Teru
But the only one to succeed at it is Claw.
[20:34] Teru
Apparently they take child espers
who have yet to mature,
[20:37] Teru
brainwash them, and raise them as soldiers.
[20:40] Tru
They aren't as powerful as us Naturals,
[20:43] Tru
but if you underestimate them,
their sheer numbers will easily crush you.
[20:46] Dimp
You sure know a lot about them.
[20:48] Teru
I heard all about them from one of their
guys who tried to kidnap me before.
[20:52] Teru
Though I taught him a lesson.
[20:55] Dimp
Basically, they're from
a very dangerous world.
[20:58] Dimp
Shigeo, you could've been killed back there!
[21:02] Mob
It doesn't matter...
[21:03] Mob
Ritsu, my little brother, was kidnapped.
[21:08] Mob
I'm going to go save him.
[21:10] Ter
Do you want to die?
[21:12] Mob
No, not at all.
[21:13] Teru
Then calm down.
[21:15] Mob
But I think I can win.
[21:20] Teru
All right.
[21:22] Teru
But why are they after your little brother?
[21:25] Mob
I have no idea.
[21:26] Dimp
Ah! That's right!
[21:28] Dimp
There's a research facility where
people like you were gathering.
[21:31] Dimp
Ritsu was going there recently, too.
[21:33] Mob
Ritsu was?
[21:34] Teeru
So the information must
have leaked from there.
[21:37] Tru
Want to check it out?
[21:38] Tru
Though, I have a terrible feeling about this...
[21:41] Dimp
I'll lead you there.
[21:47] Dmp
This is terrible...
How could they do this to civilians?
[21:51] Teru
They're unconscious, but not dead.
[21:58] Mits
Wh-Who are you?! Where did he go?
[22:01] Mits
The guy with the sword!
[22:02] Teru
You'll need to answer our questions first.
[22:04] Ter
Did you sell Kageyama Ritsu's
information to Claw?
[22:08] Mits
Claw? What's that?
[22:10] Mits
Kageyama Ritsu?
[22:12] Mits
I don't know who that is.
[22:13] Mits
The one I invited here
was Kageyama Shigeo-kun.
[22:16] Mob
That's me.
[22:18] Mits
That's you?!
[22:19] Dimp
This all started with a misunderstanding,
[22:21] Dimp
and yet they really managed
to awaken Ritsu.
[22:25] Mts
I have no idea what's going on.
[22:27] Mits
Damn it...
[22:28] Mits
And we were finally seeing some
hope in our research, too.
[22:32] Teru
Looks like this guy doesn't know anything.
[22:34] Mob
Where are the other kids?
[22:36] Mits
They were kidnapped...
[22:38] Mits
Is this my fault?
[22:41] Mits
To think there are people like them...
[22:43] Teru
What kind of level of power did
the kids who were kidnapped have?
[22:47] Teru
I'd like to know what we're up against.
[22:50] Mits
Hold on a sec. Who are you guys?
[22:56] Mob
What are you doing, Hanazawa-kun?
[22:58] Teru
Introducing ourselves.
[23:15] Yama
Come on, brats. Hurry up and get out.
[23:18] Yama
Quit dawdling. Keep moving.
[23:21] Yama
Don't make me spank you.
[23:23] Saku
Don't scare them more than necessary.
They'll be useless then.
[23:28] Hoshi
Kageyama, are you okay?
[23:31] Rits
I'm fine, but we really shouldn't
fight back right now.
[23:56] Rei
Trapped in a suspicious research facility,
[23:58] Rei
Ritsu tries to plot an escape
with the good-for-nothing espers.
[24:00] Rei
Meanwhile, Mob rises to save Ritsu.
[24:02] Rei
That's right, Mob!
That's what you call a man.
[24:05] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 9:
[24:06] Rei
"'Claw' 7th Division"
SIGN "Claw" 7th Division
[24:08] Rei
Option B, the serious course, involves buying
the Blu-rays and the manga volumes.
E9 - Claw ~7th Division~
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[00:02] Koya
Looks like we ran into more
trouble than expected.
SIGN Claw 7th Division
[00:04] Saku
You mean you did.
[00:05] Koya
You idiot! You only had
wimpy-looking ones to deal with.
[00:10] Saku
But I'm amazed you actually
managed to hurt Koyama.
[00:13] Saku
You might get special treatment.
[00:16] Koya
No, it wasn't him.
[00:18] Koya
Another guy got in my way,
and he was really strong.
[00:20] Saku
What? Another esper?
[00:24] Koya
Yeah. He was insanely strong for a kid.
[00:27] Koya
I couldn't match him in power,
so I used your spray on him.
[00:30] Saku
And where is that kid?
[00:32] Koya
I already had too much on
my plate, so I left him.
[00:35] Saku
This is exactly why I didn't
want to pair up with you.
[00:38] Koya
Huh? What do you mean?
[00:40] Saku
We had orders to make abducting kids
[00:42] Saku
with the strongest psychic
powers our top priority!
[00:45] Saku
If the division leader found out
that you messed up like this...
[00:50] Tera
This all sounds very interesting.
[00:53] Tera
Let me in on it.
[00:56] Tera
I'll make sure the division leader
doesn't find out.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Terada
[01:00] Saku
And the worst possible person
just overheard us.
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
SIGN "Claw" 7th Division
[02:39] Guy
Terada-san, wouldn't it be better
to bring the other Scars here?
[02:43] Tera
No, I'm all that's needed
from the upper echelon.
[02:47] Tera
Koyama's an idiot,
but his abilities are the real deal.
[02:50] Tera
If that kid is an enemy,
he'll be a real handful,
[02:52] Tera
and if he joins us, he'll probably
surpass me, which also isn't good.
[02:56] Tera
So this isn't a mission.
[02:58] Tera
We're just going to nip
some trouble in the bud.
[03:01] Tera
Oh, by the way, this is a secret.
[03:03] Tera
Let's just say we're going
to capture him, kthx.
[03:06] Guy
Understood.
[03:08] Teru
What do you want to do, Kageyama-kun?
[03:10] Teru
We're dealing with a huge organization
with a lot of members.
[03:13] Teru
I think you're going to need
someone on your side.
[03:18] Mob
On my side?
[03:19] Teru
Someone who's strong and extremely smart.
[03:22] Teru
You know, like someone
right under your nose...
[03:25] Mob
The Body Improvement Club!
[03:26] Teru
Hey. You don't need to play the fool here.
[03:29] Teru
Who else but me? I'll help you out.
[03:32] Mob
Huh? You will, Hanazawa-kun?
[03:34] Dimp
What brought this on?
[03:36] Teru
I'm going to end up clashing
with Claw again someday.
[03:40] Teru
So I thought I might as well do it now
while I still have a fighting chance.
[03:44] Teru
And by fighting chance, I mean you.
[03:47] Teru
If you actually get serious about this,
there's no way we'd lose.
[03:50] Mob
And yet we have absolutely no clues.
[03:54] Mit
I'll help, too.
[03:56] Mit
If there's anything you need, let me know!
[03:58] Teru
No, that won't be necessary.
[04:00] Teru
Because the next attacker
[04:02] Teru
should be showing up any second now.
[04:04] Mits
That's not good!
[04:05] Mits
You should hurry and—
[04:09] Teru
Well, that was quicker than I thought.
[04:11] Tra
Kageyama-kun...
[04:14] Tera
Which one of you is the naughty little boy?
[04:17] Teru
Why don't we ask him a few questions?
[04:19] Mob
Okay.
[04:21] Saku
Do you think Terada can
win against that kid?
[04:24] Koya
I'm stronger than Terada.
[04:26] Saku
I don't care about that.
[04:28] Saku
I'm asking you if he can win.
[04:31] Koya
He's a really cautious guy.
[04:33] Koya
As strong as that kid was,
he was still only a kid.
[04:36] Koya
If I hadn't let my guard down, I could've
easily squashed him right at the get-go.
[04:41] Koya
Terada will probably be fully prepared.
[04:43] Koya
So that kid's probably going to
go through some harsh torture.
[04:54] Teru
Hurry up and spit it out.
[04:55] Tera
I let my guard down!
[04:58] Mob
He seems out of breath.
[04:59] Mob
Why don't you take a break and
let him have a sip of water?
[05:02] Teru
You don't realize how cruel
that suggestion is, do you?
[05:05] Teru
You don't have to be nice
to scum like these.
[05:09] Teru
Still, he really won't talk...
[05:12] Teru
I guess the Scars, Claw's upper echelon,
live up to their name.
[05:15] Teru
Despite going up against the boss
and ending up with a scar,
[05:18] Teru
their abilities were acknowledged,
and they became part of the upper echelon.
[05:22] Teru
And then you, Terada,
heard about the kid who gave Koyama,
[05:25] Teru
another Scar, some trouble and showed up.
[05:28] Teru
Yet you yourself ended up
being captured and tortured.
[05:30] Teru
If you feel you're in trouble, you should
tell us everything you know, quickly.
[05:34] Tera
I did! I did!
[05:36] Tera
Everything you just said is
information that I gave you!
SIGN Secret Hideout Location
SIGN Names of Members
SIGN Abilities
SIGN Etc.
[05:39] Mob
Yeah.
[05:40] Mob
We found out where their hideout is,
[05:41] Mob
the names and abilities of the members,
[05:45] Mob
and various other things.
[05:47] Teru
Nah... I can't believe he'd
tell us everything so easily.
[05:51] Tera
What am I supposed to do?
[05:54] Koya
We're not starting yet?
[05:56] Koya
It's past the time for our regular
upper echelon meeting,
[05:59] Koya
and yet only seven out of
the eleven are even here.
[06:02] Koya
I've got to wonder about
Claw's management system.
[06:05] Koya
Terada went off somewhere,
so he should be fired.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Muraki
[06:09] Mura
You two also just showed up.
[06:12] Muka
Yeah, and you were thirty minutes late.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Mukai
[06:15] Take
We're a gathering of people who
never worked well with others.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Takeuchi
[06:18] Take
As long as we do what we need to do
when we need to do it, it's fine.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Miyagawa
[06:23] Miya
Then I guess you're out, Koyama.
[06:25] Miya
I heard you lost to a middle schooler.
[06:28] Koya
I didn't lose, and I did my job.
[06:31] Tsu
You really are a simpleton.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon:
Tsuchiya
[06:34] Tsu
You really need to stop playing around—
[06:37] Koya
Shut it, fugly!
[06:38] Tsu
Huh? I'll kill you, you pierced chicken.
[06:40] Koya
You what?
[06:41] Saku
Sit down, Koyama.
[06:43] Saku
The division leader is here.
[06:48] Ishi
Did you wait long?
I just got a message from the boss.
SIGN "Claw" 7th Division Leader:
Ishiguro
[06:51] Ishi
Said he's coming back to Japan next month.
[06:53] Ishi
Seems he's going to pick a couple of you
to be the upper echelon back at HQ.
[06:59] Koya
What? Are you serious?
[07:01] Ishi
Yes, but it looks rather doubtful
that he'd pick you,
[07:04] Ishi
considering how badly you messed up today.
[07:08] Kid
That's right!
[07:09] Kid
Basically, our goal is world domination.
[07:12] Kid
They say a skilled hawk hides its claws,
but we're not like that.
[07:15] Kid
We'll be hawks who don't hide our claws.
[07:18] Kid
We'll steal everything we can,
[07:19] Kid
stand at the top of the world,
[07:21] Kid
and lead humanity into its rightful future!
[07:25] Guy
Are any of you going to join us?
[07:29] Rits
How stupid.
[07:31] Guy
Hey, you Natural brats...
[07:33] Guy2
Don't underestimate your trainers.
[07:37] Guy
You noobs haven't even been
acknowledged as members yet.
[07:44] Rits
Are you in charge here?
We don't have psychic powers.
[07:48] Rits
This is some kind of misunderstanding,
so please let us go home.
[07:51] Muto
Did you all secretly agree to act
like you don't have psychic powers
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Muto
[07:56] Muto
so you'd be freed?
[08:00] Muto
Very well. You, come out here.
[08:05] Asa
The younger Shiratori brother.
[08:08] Muto
You have ten seconds.
[08:10] Muto
Show me your powers. Be quick.
[08:17] Rits
Don't do it.
[08:20] Muto
All right, I understand.
[08:24] Muto
I'll show you just what you get
if you look down on me.
[08:27] Dai
K-Kaito!
[08:31] Rits
They're going to try to
brainwash us one by one.
[08:35] Kuuro
Why is this happening?
[08:38] Kuro
I'm done with this...
[08:42] Kai
Daichi-oniichan!
[08:45] Kai
Help me!
[08:49] Kuro
Huh? What was that?
[08:52] Dai
Th-That was Kaito...
[08:54] Dai
My younger brother's voice...
[09:11] Kai
H-He's dead...
[09:13] Muto
This is going to happen to you, too.
[09:15] Muto
Take the night to reconsider
your attitudes...
[09:19] Muto
If you don't want to die, that is.
[09:34] Teru
I see it. It's that building, right?
[09:36] Tera
Y-Yeah...
[09:38] Tera
These powers can't be coming from a child...
[09:44] Teru
Okay. Let's walk from here.
[09:50] Teru
Ah. Terada ran away.
[09:52] Dimp
Should we go after him?
[09:55] Teru
Considering how badly we beat him,
I'm sure he won't try to defy us again.
[09:59] Teru
It'd just be a waste of time,
so let's just save your little brother.
[10:05] Tera
You stupid brats...
[10:06] Tera
You'll pay with your lives
for trampling all over my pride!
[10:12] Tera
Telekinetic control.
[10:15] Tera
Air Whips.
SIGN Air Whips
[10:17] Tera
With a maximum range of sixty meters,
[10:19] Tera
my powers will display their
true potential in this environment!
[10:36] Teru
Kageyama-kun, you alive?
[10:40] Mob
Yeah, but that startled me.
[10:42] Mob
Why did trees fall from the sky?
[10:44] Teru
It's that guy.
[10:46] Teru
He said he used telekinetic powers
in the shape of whips.
[10:48] Tera
Say your prayers, brats.
[10:51] Teru
Terada!
[10:52] Tera
If I let you infiltrate
the facility like this,
[10:55] Tera
my reputation will be ruined!
[11:02] Tera
Got you!
[11:12] Teru
Well, I guess you aren't so lame after—
[11:15] Teru
Crap!
[11:19] Tera
Not bad, huh? Think you can hold up?
[11:23] Teru
K-Kageyama-kun,
[11:25] Teru
while I'm concentrating on
the whip, do something!
[11:30] Mob
I guess there are a lot of ways
to use powers.
[11:43] Teru
Apparently technique means nothing
before absolute power.
[11:47] Teru
You were finished as soon as
Kageyama-kun considered you an enemy.
[11:52] Teru
This battle will only last a night.
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[12:01] Rits
Let's escape.
[12:02] Hosh
Kageyama!
[12:03] Hosh
You saw what happened!
If we defy them, we die!
[12:07] Asa
Think about it. If they catch us...
[12:09] Kuro
No! Don't say any more!
[12:12] Rits
If I'm going to be shackled by fear
and brainwashed,
[12:15] Rits
I'd rather try to escape,
even if it means I could die.
[12:18] Hos
But Shiratori's still grieving.
[12:21] Hos
It'll take him a while to get over this.
[12:23] Rits
Shiratori-kun, help us escape.
[12:26] Hosh
Hey, Kageyama!
[12:28] Dai
Yeah, I want to escape, too.
[12:30] Hosh
Huh?
[12:31] Dai
Apparently, my younger brother is fine.
[12:33] Dai
We brothers are telepaths.
[12:36] Dai
We can communicate
even if the other is far away.
[12:38] Dai
I was just talking to him now.
[12:41] Dai
Apparently he was shown our corpses.
[12:46] Dai
I'm not completely sure,
[12:47] Dai
but I think that guy has hypnotic powers
that show us illusions.
[12:51] Dai
He's probably the key to this organization's
ability to brainwash people through fear.
[12:56] Dai
It's a good thing he took my brother,
who I can talk to telepathically.
[13:00] Hosh
So he's alive...
[13:02] Asa
But that doesn't change the fact that
this is a dangerous organization.
[13:05] Rits
And that's exactly why
we can't stay here long.
[13:08] Rits
We'll strike tonight,
[13:10] Rits
while the trainers are
still underestimating us.
[13:14] Guy
H-Hey, those guys are discussing something.
[13:18] Guy
Are they plotting to escape?
[13:20] Guy
Let them. It's no use anyway.
[13:24] Rits
I know it's a terrible time
to bring this up...
[13:26] Hosh
What's wrong?
[13:27] Rits
Before I tell you all my plan,
what were your,
[13:31] Rits
um...
[13:33] Rits
names again?
[13:35] Hosh
S-Seriously?! You didn't even
remember our names?!
[13:40] Asa
You always were hard to read
[13:43] Asa
with that gloomy face of yours...
[13:45] Kuro
Now, now...
[13:47] Kuro
I guess we'll just have to
introduce ourselves again.
[13:49] Kuro
I'm Kurosaki Rei.
[13:51] Kuro
My specialty is clairvoyance.
[13:53] Kuro
Pleasure to work with you, Kageyama-kun.
[13:55] Rits
Likewise.
[13:56] Hosh
I'm Hoshino Takeshi.
[13:57] Hosh
I have super strong telekinetic powers.
[14:01] Asa
I'm Asahi Go.
[14:02] Asa
I'm called the godsend who can
burn everything in his path.
[14:05] Rits
By whom, exactly?
[14:07] Rits
Pleasure to work with you both.
[14:09] Dai
I'm Shiratori Daichi.
[14:11] Dai
The guy who got taken away
is my little brother Kaito.
[14:14] Rits
Let's hurry up and rescue Kaito-kun
and get the heck out of here.
[14:18] Hosh
But do you have a plan?
[14:20] Asa
Also, the trainers are right there.
[14:24] Rits
I think they already know that
we're trying to escape.
[14:27] Rits
I'm sure there were other kids
who tried to do the same thing.
[14:31] Kuro
That would mean they're used to
dealing with escape attempts.
[14:33] Kuro
There goes any chance we had.
[14:36] Rits
That's not entirely true.
[14:37] Rits
If they're underestimating our powers,
we'll be able to escape.
[14:40] Dai
How?
[14:42] Rits
They probably let their guard down
because we're kids.
[14:45] Rits
They didn't check our belongings.
[14:47] Hosh
Do you really carry that around everywhere?
[14:52] Asa
Ignite!
[14:57] Asa
Now, Hoshino!
[14:58] Hosh
All right!
[14:59] Hosh
There!
[15:07] Hosh
Oh, it opened.
[15:08] Asa
I guess everything's worth a shot.
[15:11] Guy
Well done, brats.
[15:13] Guy
What now?
[15:14] Guy
What's your next move?
[15:16] Hosh
Wh-What's our next move, Kageyama?
[15:18] Guy
Let me just warn you that
it's safer in that cell.
[15:21] Guy
If you step even one foot out of there,
we're going to have to discipline you.
[15:25] Asa
Kageyama?
[15:26] Kuro
Are you telling me you didn't
plan this far ahead?
[15:28] Rits
Let's use Hoshino-kun's
super strong telekinesis
[15:31] Rits
and Asahi-kun's fire to get out of here.
[15:36] Guy
Well, isn't that adorable?
[15:39] Hosh
Listen...
[15:40] Hosh
you can't move something as heavy
as a person with telekinesis.
[15:45] Asa
Even though I'm a pyrokinetic genius,
[15:47] Asa
I don't think I can set fire
to something that's moving.
[15:51] Rits
I'll take care of it, then.
[15:52] Hosh
Huh?
[15:53] Rits
Though I'm nowhere near as good as you guys.
[15:57] Rits
Come on. Get out, everyone.
[16:00] Guy
You'll all be held responsible either way.
[16:02] Guy
Do you think we'd hold back
on you because you're kids?
[16:06] Rits
No.
[16:07] Rits
Why would I ever expect incompetent,
disposable lackeys like you
[16:10] Rits
to have that kind of common sense?
[16:13] Hosh
Y-You're going to be killed, Kageyama.
[16:15] Guy
I see.
[16:17] Guy
Well, try protecting yourself with the
spoon-bending that you're so good at,
[16:21] Guy
Mr. Natural!
[16:23] Rits
Please, powers...
[16:26] Rits
Do as I say.
[16:34] Asa
Wh-Whoa...
[16:36] Hosh
You probably didn't need us
to open the lock...
[16:39] Rits
No, we needed to show them
that we were powerless.
[16:44] Rits
This is a blind spot for
that security camera.
[16:47] Rits
Let's have them think
we're being disciplined for a while
[16:50] Rits
and quickly go rescue Kaito-kun.
[16:52] Dai
But I don't know where Kaito is.
[16:55] Rits
Kurosaki-san, now we're going to
have to rely on your clairvoyance.
[16:59] Kuro
Huh? Me?
[17:02] Rits
Can we count on you?
[17:04] Kuro
I-I'll try...
[17:07] Both
Th-This is lame...
[17:11] Dimp
There're some tough-looking guys
standing by the entrance.
[17:14] Teru
What do you wanna do?
[17:16] Dip
Shigeo, you need to think, too.
[17:18] Teru
Want to blow them away?
[17:20] Dip
Those strangers.
[17:24] Mob
L-Let's concentrate on rescuing Ritsu.
[17:27] Dim
I knew it.
[17:28] Teru
Okay.
[17:30] Dimp
That technique...
[17:31] Teru
It's the Air Whips I just learned earlier.
[17:42] Teru
Sorry.
[17:47] Dimp
It's easier to possess someone
when they're in shock.
[17:51] Teru
You seem used to this, Dimple-kun.
[17:53] Teru
Are you a pretty dangerous evil spirit?
[17:55] Dimp
Of course not. Right, Shigeo?
[17:57] Mob
Dimple's dangerous.
[18:00] Teru
We might've been better off
if you'd possessed Terada.
[18:04] Dimp
Espers all have mental protection on them,
[18:08] Dimp
so they're hard for evil spirits to possess.
[18:10] Dim
That goes for you guys, too.
[18:13] Dimp
Not to mention, I'm a lot weaker right now.
[18:17] Dimp
Usually, I'd be able to
destroy people's minds.
[18:20] Teru
You weren't a big deal before, either.
[18:22] Dimp
I was weakened then, too!
[18:25] Mob
Why are you weakened?
[18:26] Dimp
Because you almost exorcised—
[18:29] Dimp
Never mind.
[18:31] Teru
All right! Let's go!
[18:36] Rits
All right, we're good.
We're counting on you, Kurosaki-san.
[18:40] Kuro
Okay.
[18:45] Kuro
This way next.
[18:46] Rits
Let's go.
[18:49] Teru
All right, let's keep going.
[18:51] Mob
Okay.
[18:56] Guy
Who're you?
[18:58] Guy
Huh?
[19:00] Dimp
Hey, are you trying to kill him?
[19:02] Dimp
It's because we both hit him at once.
[19:04] Teru
Listen up, Kageyama-kun.
[19:06] Teru
Leave all the grunts to me.
[19:08] Teru
First, we need to find out where
they're holding your brother.
[19:12] Mob
Oh, right. Sorry...
[19:15] Teru
His casual attitude is throwing me off.
This is supposed to be a tense situation.
[19:18] Guy
Who are you?!
[19:22] Teru
You abducted some kids, didn't you?
[19:24] Teru
Tell us where they are.
[19:27] Guy
The children are in the basement...
[19:30] Teru
He said the basement.
[19:31] Dimp
Shigeo, apparently Ritsu's here.
[19:34] Mob
Thank goodness.
[19:37] Guy
You fools. We can hear you over the radio.
[19:40] Guy
We've got intruders. After them.
[19:42] Guy
Wait. Contact the Scars, too.
[19:45] Guy
They might be espers.
[19:49] Saku
An emergency, huh?
[19:51] Koya
It's gotta be him.
[19:53] Koya
That means Terada got his ass kicked.
[19:56] Miya
First Koyama, and now Terada...
[19:59] Miya
What's going on?
[20:01] Koya
Hey! I didn't lose!
[20:04] Koya
Terada just rushed into things!
[20:07] Koya
I'll take care of him.
[20:09] Koya
I'm delighted beyond words that
I get to see him again so soon.
[20:13] Mura
Are you saying we should
leave him to just you?
[20:15] Koya
Of course! Stay outta my way, you bastards!
[20:18] Saku
Don't rush into things.
There's more than one intruder.
[20:21] Koya
So what?
[20:23] Saku
You're going to lose again.
[20:24] Koya
Sakurai... You wanna die first?
[20:28] Tsu
Stop it. You're both Scars.
[20:29] Ishi
That's fine, Koyama-kun.
[20:31] Ishi
Go ahead.
[20:33] Ishi
But you won't get away with losing
to the same person twice.
[20:37] Koya
I know that.
[20:40] Teru
Now we're up against the clock.
[20:42] Teru
Let's split up and find your brother.
[20:45] Teru
I'll go right.
[20:47] Teru
Kageyama-kun, go down the middle.
[20:51] Dimp
Gah.
[20:52] Mob
Ah.
[20:52] Dimp
Crap, the mini boss just appeared.
[20:56] Tru
I see...
[20:59] Koya
We meet again.
[21:00] Koya
I beat the crap outta you,
and you can already move?
[21:03] Koya
Well, I'm glad you're doing well.
[21:06] Koya
I'll kill you this time...
[21:09] Koya
For real.
[21:11] Teru
Let's both hit him with our
full powers at the same time.
[21:15] Mob
We don't have time right now.
[21:17] Koya
You don't have time? What?
[21:19] Koya
You're trying to reserve your stamina?
[21:23] Koya
When you're facing me?
[21:30] Koya
You stupid brats!
[21:32] Teru
He's coming!
[21:33] Koya
Huh?
[21:39] Koya
What? I can't move a finger...
[22:02] Mob
Sorry for being so noisy.
[22:05] Teru
I see...
[22:07] Teru
You meant that you didn't have time
to try to hold back on him...
[22:10] Teru
Didn't expect that from Kageyama-kun.
[22:13] Saku
Koyama's not responding.
[22:15] Saku
We're definitely dealing with
someone powerful.
[22:18] Miya
How pathetic.
[22:20] Who
Let's go...
[22:21] Who
Show the intruders the true terror of Claw.
[23:56] Rei
Mob infiltrates Claw's hideout
along with Teru,
[23:58] Rei
who has 150% on top of his head,
and the creepy-looking balloon, Dimple.
[24:01] Rei
They end up facing the Scars,
who childishly refuse to hold back.
[24:03] Rei
Are you going to be able to win this, Mob?!
[24:05] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 10:
[24:06] Rei
"The Heinous Aura Mastermind"
[24:08] Rei
The serious option C involves
Blu-rays, manga volumes, and events!
SIGN The Heinous Aura Mastermind
E10 - The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~
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[00:02] Dimp
All right, let's go.
[00:04] Dimp
We'll split up here.
[00:06] Teru
Okay.
[00:09] Mask
We have at least three intruders
[00:12] Mask
who have defeated Terada and Koyama.
[00:15] Mask
It's finally time for you,
the Awakened, to shine!
[00:18] Mask
I'm sure that you have all
endured rigorous training.
[00:22] Mask
And now it's time to show them
how powerful we can be!
[00:25] All
Yeah!
[00:29] Mask
Though...
[00:30] Mask
You probably don't stand a chance.
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
SIGN The Heinous Aura Mastermind
[02:07] Guy
All the Scars were sent after the intruders?
[02:11] Guy
This must be a huge deal.
[02:14] Guy2
Just how long will we have to
be babysitters or errand boys?
[02:19] Guy3
Let it go, man.
[02:20] Guy3
Those of us who don't awaken
will always be stuck at the bottom.
[02:23] Guy3
Eventually, we'll end up
subordinates of kids like him.
[02:27] Guy4
Speaking of kids,
[02:28] Guy4
did you hear about the kid
who was sent from HQ as a temp?
[02:32] Guy4
Apparently he's an Awakened Child
created by HQ.
[02:36] Guy
What?
[02:37] Guy
Are you saying a normal kid survived
that insane awakening experiment?
[02:41] Guy
Man...
[02:42] Guy
I want to be in an experiment at HQ, too.
[02:45] Old
Don't even think about it. You'd die.
[02:48] Old
It does much worse things than
just destroy your mind.
[02:51] Guy
You know about HQ, Gen-san?
[02:53] Old
Just stories.
[02:55] old
I heard that it's so painful
that people have even died.
[02:59] Old
After spending twenty years
as a lackey in this organization,
[03:02] Old
I've learned that HQ is bad news.
[03:05] Guy
Er...
[03:06] Guy
What the hell do you think
you guys are doing?
[03:10] Rits
Busted, huh? Should've known.
[03:11] Guy
What happened to your trainers?!
[03:13] Rits
Took them out.
[03:14] Guy
I can't believe they lost to some kids.
[03:18] Guy
We'll—
[03:19] Old
Don't even think about it!
[03:21] Guy
Gen-san? Why?
[03:23] Rits
Huh, that's unexpected. Are you sure?
[03:26] Old
Yeah. Go.
[03:28] Rits
Well, thanks.
[03:30] Hos
We won't get stabbed in the back, will we?
[03:34] Guy
Gen-san, why?!
[03:35] Old
Shut up, you young'uns!
[03:37] Old
You don't know anything!
[03:40] Old
A powerful esper and a normal human
are like night and day.
[03:43] Old
The difference in strength is astronomical.
[03:46] Old
It's not one versus ten,
it's zero versus ten.
[03:49] Old
There's no way you can win.
[03:51] Guy
Damn it... If only I'd awakened...
[03:54] Old
Give it up.
[03:56] Old
If you don't awaken the first time,
there's no hope.
[03:59] Guy
Huh? Seriously?
[04:01] Guy
Are we going to be lackeys forever, then?
[04:03] Guy
You're okay with that, Gen-san?!
[04:08] Old
See? You really don't get it.
[04:12] Old
Claw will definitely reign over this world,
[04:15] Old
and even us lackeys will be rewarded.
[04:19] Old
Right now, we just have
to wait and endure...
[04:22] Old
until the day of the revolution.
[04:27] Dimp
Oh? Oh, oh, oh?
[04:30] Dimp
Looks like I found a rather special door.
[04:35] Dimp
Maybe it's where they're keeping
Ritsu and the others.
[04:43] Guy
I thought it was an intruder,
but it's just security.
[04:47] Guy
What are you wandering around for?
[04:49] Dimp
Well, I just got a little lost.
[04:52] Dimp
I have a terrible sense of direction.
[04:54] Green
Do your damn job.
[04:57] Dimp
Yeah, sorry.
[04:59] Dimp
I actually haven't been in this room yet.
[05:04] Dimp
Maybe I'll just have a peek...
[05:06] Guy
Stop.
[05:08] Guy
You're an impostor, aren't you?
[05:11] Dimp
I'm telling you to let me see the room,
[05:13] Dimp
small fries.
[05:15] Guy
He's one of the intruders!
All of you, release your powers!
[05:19] Dimp
Whoa. Individually, they're small fries,
[05:22] Dimp
but they're not bad when they work together.
[05:24] Dimp
A normal human wouldn't be able to get free.
[05:27] Guy
You wanna keep this up until you pass out?
[05:30] Dimp
But in the end...
[05:34] Dimp
you guys still reek of small fry!
[05:41] Dimp
So, let's see...
[05:43] Dimp
just what's in this room...
[05:47] Dimp
Hey, explain.
[05:49] Guy
Th-This is the awakening experiments room...
[05:53] Dimp
These look like torture devices.
[05:55] Guy
Th-They said that experiencing pain
is one way to be awakened...
[06:01] dimp
Hmm... They're not too far off.
[06:05] Dimp
But, even after going through all that pain,
[06:08] Dimp
all you guys can do is momentarily
paralyze someone as a group.
[06:11] Dimp
The world really does favor the gifted.
[06:14] Guy
You guys have a better chance
focusing on body building.
[06:18] Mats
Oh?
[06:21] Mats
It's not every day a ghost wanders in here.
[06:26] Mats
Why don't you become mine?
[06:28] Mats
I'll take good care of you...
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Matsuo
[06:34] Dimp
You want to own me?
[06:37] Dimp
Someone dangerous just showed up...
[06:41] Teru
Say what?
[06:42] Teru
You didn't find them in their cage?!
[06:45] Teru
Don't mess with me!
[06:46] Teru
I told you to bring them here!
[06:49] Guy
Er, but you see...
[06:50] Guy
It appears they got out on their own.
[06:53] Teru
I'll kick yer ass if yer talking out of it!
[06:56] Guy
I-I'm not lying.
[06:58] Teru
I see.
[07:02] Teru
Good grief.
[07:05] Teru
I don't like imitating them,
[07:08] Teru
but it seems to work well on weaklings.
[07:11] Guy
You underestimated us.
[07:13] Guy
You're wide open! Ignite!
[07:16] Guy
It lit!
[07:17] Guy
With this flame, I'll defeat y—
[07:20] Teru
I can't believe you thought
you could fight me with that.
[07:24] Teru
Man, everyone in Claw seems a bit—
[07:34] Pyro
Did you get burned?
[07:38] Pyro
This is true pyrokinesis,
[07:41] Pyro
the ability to wield fire.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Miyagawa
[07:46] Teru
A Scar...
[07:47] Pyro
Are you the brat Koyama was talking about?
[07:50] Pyro
All right.
[07:52] Pyro
I'll turn you into ash.
[07:59] Pyro
"My barrier can hold up," is what
you're thinking, isn't it?!
[08:21] Pyro
The inside of your barrier turns
into an insanely hot sauna,
[08:25] Pyro
so much so that your lungs
will burn when you breathe.
[08:29] Pyro
It's a stupid error that amateurs make.
[08:33] Teru
You're the amateur.
[08:35] Pyro
Well, aren't you a spirited one?
[08:37] Pyro
But to fight back,
you'll have to drop your barrier,
[08:41] Pyro
and then you'll be burnt to a crisp.
[08:43] Pyro
And if you keep this up, you'll be steamed.
[08:45] Pyro
That means this fight is over.
[08:48] Pyro
Your options are burn to death
or swear fealty to me—
[08:51] Teru
Just try it.
[08:54] Pyro
As you wish!
[08:58] Pyro
You fool! Now I won't spare you,
even if you beg and cry!
[09:02] Pyro
But I guess this heat would
evaporate your tears, too!
[09:14] Teru
Ouch. When I switched it over,
my clothes got singed.
[09:18] Teru
It's true that you can't defend and attack
at the same time with psychic powers.
[09:22] Teru
So then, you just have to put up a barrier
around the source of the fire.
[09:25] Teru
But...
[09:26] Teru
I guess you're not listening.
[09:28] Teru
You're causing a racket, so I'll free you.
[09:32] Teru
Well, this is surprising.
You can still move with those burns?
[09:36] Teru
Perhaps people with pyrokinesis
have a higher tolerance to heat.
[09:41] Teru
Though, well,
[09:43] Teru
your lack of flexibility was your downfall.
[09:48] Ter
I win.
[09:52] Ter
Wow, now I'm sweating.
[09:55] Teru
Maybe I was a little scared.
[09:56] Sak
I praise you.
[09:59] Sak
You're stronger than I was as a child,
[10:02] Sak
but I'm stronger now than
you will be in ten years.
[10:07] Sak
Give up now.
[10:09] Teru
Oh, come on. Quit exaggerating.
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[10:24] Mob
Oh, hello. Good evening.
[10:27] Mob
Um, I'm looking for my younger brother,
[10:30] Mob
and apparently he's somewhere
in this building.
[10:33] Muka
Found him!
[10:34] Muka
My dolls found an intruder!
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Mukai
[10:37] Muka
Hey, Tsucchi. Can I do
whatever I want with him?
[10:41] Tsu
Yeah.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Tsuchiya
[10:42] Tsu
He's your toy now.
[10:44] Muka
Yay!
[10:46] Muka
I'm gonna go have a look!
[10:48] Muka
If I don't hurry,
my dolls will break him in a jiffy.
[10:52] tsu
The puppet master, Mukai.
[10:54] tsu
Quite the ability she's got.
[10:56] tsu
She can remote control
all of those wooden dolls,
[11:00] Tsu
meaning she holds an
immortal army in her hands.
[11:03] Tsu
Look at her, so excited over
finding a new toy.
[11:07] Tsu
I definitely don't want to
get on her bad side.
[11:11] Tsu
They went past.
[11:12] Rits
All right, let's go.
[11:13] Rits
We have to find the exit quickly.
[11:15] Girl
Ah.
[11:16] Gil
Found the escapees!
[11:19] Guy
That was easy!
[11:19] Kuro
Sorry, I picked the wrong route.
[11:23] Rits
You did just fine.
[11:25] Rits
We're going to force our way through.
[11:27] Chins
Don't look down on us, brat!
[11:29] Guy
Fly away!
[11:30] Guy
Combination Super Psychokine—
[11:36] Hosh
Wow...
[11:37] Rits
It looks like their espers
aren't that strong.
[11:40] Rits
They're all on par with Hoshino-kun.
[11:43] Hosh
What does that me—
[11:44] Rits
They'd be scarier using their bare hands.
[11:48] Sho
Not bad.
[11:49] Sho
It's true that those guys are
still useless as soldiers.
SIGN Sho
[11:54] Rits
I don't see a scar like
the trainers mentioned on him.
[11:57] Rits
He's not a part of the upper echelon.
[11:59] Rits
Who are you?
[12:00] Sho
Gee, I dunno. Who could I be?
[12:02] Hosh
And now we get to deal
with someone annoying.
[12:04] Rits
We're in a bit of a hurry right now.
[12:07] Rits
You can quiz us some other time.
[12:10] Sho
Don't be so mean.
I thought we could be friends.
[12:15] Hosh
Th-This guy's dangerous.
[12:17] Asa
We're finished...
[12:19] Rits
All of you, go ahead.
[12:21] Asa
Kageyama...
[12:23] Rits
I'll take care of him.
[12:25] Hosh
Wait! He's too much!
[12:27] Sho
You can't beat me, no matter what you do.
[12:30] Rits
I don't believe that.
[12:32] Sho
Why?
[12:33] Sho
It's not like you're dumb, right?
[12:35] Rits
I don't know.
[12:37] Rits
Maybe it's because I know
someone stronger than you.
[12:40] Sho
I see. So he must be one of the intruders.
[12:44] Rits
Then, I guess I'll just have to use you
as bait so I can meet him.
[12:49] Muka
Tsucchi!
[12:51] Tsuu
Oh, Mukai.
[12:53] Tsu
You're back already?
[12:54] Tsu
I see you're as ruthless as ev—
[12:59] tsu
Wood scraps?
[13:01] Tsu
Mukai, what happened to your dolls?
[13:10] Muka
He broke all of my dolls!
[13:15] Tsu
Leave this to me.
[13:22] Tsu
Hey, you.
[13:23] Tsu
Are you the intruder?
[13:26] Tsu
He really is just a kid.
[13:28] Tsu
A kid like this...
[13:30] Mob
Are you violent, too, old lady?
[13:33] Tsu
Who are you calling old?!
[13:39] Muka
Tsucchi!
[13:41] Tsu
You're not going to stop me
[13:43] Tsu
with telekinesis like that!
[13:48] Mask
Her ability is hardening qigong,
which she uses to divert all of her qi
[13:53] Mask
into her fists or knees to
make them more powerful.
[13:56] Mask
In terms of pure fighting ability,
she's top-class, even within the Scars.
[14:00] Mask
If she happens to lose,
[14:03] Mask
Takeuchi-kun, you might
actually have to get serious.
SIGN "Claw" Upper Echelon: Takeuchi
[14:14] Tsu
It'll be troublesome if
I let him use telekinesis.
[14:22] Tsu
It's not having much effect.
[14:23] Tsu
Is his qi guard really thick?
[14:27] Tsu
Without any build up?!
[14:37] Tsu
Hey! Your phone's ringing!
[14:46] Tsu
What a surprise.
[14:48] Tsu
You came this far, so why are you crying?
[14:52] Mob
Why do I have to beat up a lady, too?
[14:57] Muka
Huh?
[14:58] Tsu
What did you say?
[15:00] Mob
My master said
[15:02] Mob
that guys who hit women
[15:04] Mob
are the biggest losers in the world.
[15:08] Tsu
You're quite the gentleman,
but that's an insult.
[15:11] Tsu
I want to fight you fair and square.
[15:15] Tsu
Don't hold back, and come at me!
[15:18] Dimp
Stay away!
[15:24] Dimp
Looks like I drew the short straw.
[15:27] Dimp
I've never even heard of this.
[15:29] Dimp
This human actually made
evil spirits his obedient pets.
[15:33] Guy
You're good at running away.
[15:36] Guy
But why don't you leave that body behind?
[15:38] Guy
Isn't it easier to run away
in your spiritual form?
[15:41] Guy
Are you holding him hostage?
[15:43] Guy
He's not worth it.
[15:47] Dimp
Crap!
[15:54] Dimp
This body won't hold up much longer.
[15:56] Dimp
Only third-rate spirits would let
the body they possessed be damaged.
[16:00] Dimp
But I have even less of a chance
beating him in spirit form.
[16:03] Dimp
In that case...
[16:06] Guy
What are you trying to do?
[16:08] Dimp
Those things return to
their master after they attack.
[16:13] Dimp
I wonder why they're trained to do that.
[16:16] Dimp
Maybe it's because the master
can't protect himself!
[16:20] Dimp
I see right through you!
[16:23] Guy
He's fast!
[16:23] Guy
Cookie! Gum-chan!
[16:26] Guy
Now he can't come any closer.
[16:28] Guy
What?!
[16:34] Guy
He fell?
[16:36] Guy
No, wait!
[16:39] Dimp
We can fight some other time. See ya.
[16:42] Dimp
I'll crush you next time.
[16:45] Guy
A... After him!
[16:47] Guy
He will be mine!
[16:54] Dimp
I'm right above you, dumbass.
[16:55] Dimp
Man, I can't believe you fell for that.
[16:58] Guy
Crap!
[16:59] Guy
Come back!
[17:01] Dimp
Three seconds is plenty of time.
[17:03] Dimp
Better grit your teeth!
[17:08] Guy
You're the one who underestimated me.
[17:12] Guy
Who said I only had two evil spirits?
[17:16] Dimp
You mean all of those
around his waist are...
[17:18] Dimp
Crap! There's nowhere to ru—
[17:24] Mask
Tsuchiya-san was defeated.
[17:27] Mask
Takeuchi-kun, I'm counting on you.
[17:30] Take
Very well.
[17:31] Take
No one is a match for my super qigong.
[17:35] Take
I'll win, no matter what!
[17:38] Mask
His face changes when he's in battle mode.
[17:40] Mask
Takeuchi the super qigong user...
[17:43] Mask
Even I can't completely read him.
[17:46] Mask
What do you think?
[17:48] Teru
I think you should all hurry up and run.
[17:51] Mask
Why?
[17:52] Teru
Because I know Kageyama-kun.
[17:55] Mask
Oh?
[17:56] Teru
Not to mention, it's impossible to take
over the world with psychic powers.
[18:00] Teru
Why don't you use this opportunity
to wake up from your dream?
[18:03] Mask
You won against Miyagawa.
[18:06] Mask
What are you doing with the normals
when you're so powerful?
[18:11] Guy
We are special beings.
[18:14] Guy
And that's reality, not a dream.
[18:16] Teru
As long as you believe that,
you'll never be able to defeat him.
[18:25] Mob
I know you were trying to do something,
but I'm really sorry.
[18:27] Mob
I'm in a hurry right now.
[18:45] Mob
Y-You're kidding...
[18:48] Mob
Is that Ritsu?
[18:50] Mob
Why?
[18:54] Mob
He's still breathing. Thank goodness...
[18:57] Mob
But why?
[19:00] Mob
Why does Ritsu have to go through this?
[19:03] Mob
My little brother...
[19:08] Mob
Unforgivable.
[19:12] Chin
Oh? What's this situation?
[19:18] Chin
Have you already been defeated
[19:21] Chin
before I even used my powers, boy?
[19:25] Mob
Did you do this?
[19:28] Chin
You're not hiding your hostility at all.
[19:30] Chin
Then I'll show you even greater
despair, free of charge.
[19:48] Mob
No...
[19:53] Mob
This isn't real...
SIGN Rejection
[20:27] Sho
Man, that was close.
[20:29] Sho
He managed to amplify the illusion
Muto showed him and reversed it.
[20:33] Sho
I'm not sure if that was planned,
or just his natural instincts.
[20:36] Sho
He's pretty interesting, too.
[20:39] Sho
It was totally worth using
his brother as bait.
[20:42] Sho
They're great brothers.
[20:45] Mask
Out of the eleven Scars,
seven have been defeated.
[20:50] Mask
How should I explain that to the boss?
[20:53] Teru
What's going on?
[20:55] Ter
Kageyama-kun lost?
[20:57] Teru
It can't be.
[20:58] Teru
The guy who carried those two here...
[21:01] Teru
Did he actually...
[21:03] Sho
What's up? Don't be scared!
[21:05] Teru
There's no way he'd lose
to someone like that!
[21:09] Guy
I'm back! Oh?
[21:11] Guy
I see you captured the other intruders, too.
[21:14] Saku
You look happy.
[21:15] Guy
Yes.
[21:16] Guy
One of the intruders was an evil spirit
with a very strong ego.
[21:20] Teru
Dimple-kun, too?
[21:22] Guy
This poison jar has hundreds
of evil spirits thrown in.
[21:26] Guy
The one that survives after they devour
one another becomes the ultimate pet.
[21:31] Dimp
What is this place?
[21:33] Dimp
Wait, stop...
[21:34] Dimp
We can talk this out!
[21:36] Dimp
W-Wait, even if you eat me,
I have no nutritional value!
[21:39] Dimp
Help me!
[23:14] Hosh
I see it. There's the exit!
[23:16] Asa
Now we can call for help!
[23:18] Hos
Wait, stop! It's no use.
[23:21] Asa
What's wrong, Hoshino?
[23:24] Hosh
Damn it. We're not going
to be able to get through.
[23:27] Kuro
Wait, that's...
[23:29] Asa
What the...
[23:30] Asa
Did someone important show up or something?
[23:35] Hosh
That aura...
[23:36] Asa
Even I can feel it.
[23:39] Asa
It's an insanely powerful esper!
[23:42] Kuro
No, it can't be.
[23:44] Big
Th-Then the only possibility is...
[23:48] Lit
Could he be this organization's...
[23:50] All
Claw's boss?!
[23:56] Rei
The boss of Claw finally shows himself.
[23:58] Rei
Yes, it's me.
[24:00] Rei
I'm sorry I kept this hidden
from you so long, Mob.
[24:02] Rei
No matter what happens from now on,
live your life to the fullest.
[24:04] Rei
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 11:
[24:07] Rei
"Master Leader"
SIGN Master Leader
[24:08] Rei
The serious option C? An excellent decision.
E11 - Master ~Leader~
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[00:02] Rei
Damn it, Mob.
[00:04] Rei
You could've let me know
if you had other plans.
[00:07] Rei
Why do you think I gave you a cellphone?
[00:10] Rei
You can drop me off here.
[00:15] Guy
Th-Thank you. That'll be 8,810 yen.
SIGN Hakata Salt
[00:22] Guy
S-Sir? What are you going
to do out here so late?
[00:25] Rei
Don't worry.
[00:26] Rei
I'm not planning to do anything rash.
[00:29] Rei
What the heck is he doing out here?
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[02:04] (Flashback) Mob
I-It's okay, Ritsu.
[02:07] (Flashback) Mob
I'm pretty sure it's this way.
[02:09] (Flashback) Rits
Okay...
[02:11] (Flashback) Rits
This is the same place as earlier.
[02:14] (Flashback) Mob
I'm sorry, Ritsu. It's my fault for
saying we should go exploring...
[02:18] (Flashback) Rits
Forget the apologies.
Let's focus on finding a way back.
[02:22] (Flashback) Mob
Yeah... But how?
[02:25] (Flashback) Rits
Oh, I know!
[02:27] (Flashback) Mob
Ritsu?
[02:28] (Flashback) Rits
I learned this in science class.
[02:30] (Flashback) Rits
The side with moss growing on it is north.
[02:33] (Flashback) Rits
Moss always grows where
the sun doesn't shine much!
[02:36] (Flashback) Rits
See?
[02:38] (Flashback) Rits
This way is north.
[02:39] (Flashback) Rits
If we walk this way, we'll get to the river.
[02:41] (Flashback) Rits
Then we can get back to
where we were barbecuing.
[02:43] (Flashback) Its
Let's go, Nii-san.
[02:46] (Flashback) Mob
Yeah!
[02:51] Teru
Looks like you're awake.
[02:52] Mob
Where am I—
[02:55] Teru
Are you all right?
[02:56] teru
Do you remember how you lost?
[02:58] Mob
Not at all...
[03:00] Rits
Nii-san, does your head hurt?
[03:03] Rits
What could it be? Nothing serious, I hope.
[03:04] Rits
I hope you didn't suffer any brain damage.
[03:07] Mob
Ritsu...
[03:16] Mob
I'm so glad you're okay.
[03:19] Mob
You're okay, right?
[03:21] Rits
Nii-san...
[03:22] Mob
Let's hurry home.
[03:23] Mob
Right, Hanazawa-kun?
[03:25] Teru
We can't.
[03:26] Teru
I'm not sure why, but we can't
use our powers in this room.
[03:30] Teru
It was futile, no matter
how many times I tried.
[03:33] Teru
Usually, it'd be easy for me
to bust a hole into this wall.
[03:37] Mob
Oh, you're right.
[03:40] Mob
But that's okay. Ritsu's with us.
[03:44] Rits
Huh?
[03:45] Teru
What can your little brother do?
[03:47] Mob
He's really smart.
[03:49] Mob
Unlike me, who can't do anything
without psychic powers,
[03:53] Mob
he can figure anything out
and solve any problem.
[03:56] Mob
Even without relying on powers.
[03:59] Teru
You're proud of him, huh?
So much so that you rely on him.
[04:02] Mob
I admire him. I admire him immensely.
[04:06] Rits
That's not fair...
[04:08] Rits
You won't even let me apologize.
[04:12] Rits
That's not fair!
[04:14] Rits
Even I...
[04:18] Rits
I...
[04:23] Mask
Your sealed room is amazing
as usual, Sakurai-kun.
[04:28] Saku
Of course.
[04:29] Saku
That aside, what now?
[04:31] Saku
Are we going to make those intruders
a new part of the upper echelon?
[04:35] Mask
You're jumping the gun.
[04:37] Mask
First, we need to brainwash them thoroughly.
[04:39] Sho
Hey, hold on a second, you guys.
[04:41] Sho
Are you planning to turn
decent talent into junk?
[04:44] Sho
That group of middle schoolers
will be recruited to HQ.
[04:48] Mask
Suzuki-kun, was it?
[04:51] Mask
I call all the shots in the 7th Division,
including personnel decisions.
[04:56] Sho
I'm going to take them,
especially the kid in the uniform.
[04:59] Sho
We really connected.
[05:00] Sho
He'll be a great friend.
[05:03] Saku
Quit acting like you're more
than a temp trainee.
[05:06] Saku
I'm not very kind.
[05:08] Sho
Oh, don't get so mad.
[05:11] Sho
Are you actually upset about
your coworkers being defeated?
[05:14] Sho
Apparently, you guys got along
better than I thought.
[05:19] Sho
Calm down, old man.
[05:21] Sho
That was a compliment.
[05:22] Chin
Stop it, Sakurai.
[05:24] Sho
Everyone at HQ hates one another.
[05:27] Sho
I feel at home here.
[05:29] Saku
Hmph. Kids these days...
[05:38] Guy
Hey! Who the hell are you?!
[05:39] Guy
Is he with the intruders?
[05:40] Guy
What do you want?
[05:41] Guy
Hey, get the others!
[05:42] Rei
Hey, what are you guys talking about?
What's going on inside?
[05:45] Guy
Don't move, you suspicious jerk!
Tell us who you are!
[05:48] Rei
Oh, yeah...
[05:50] Guy
Does he have a gun?! Be careful.
[05:52] Rei
Ah... Crap.
[05:54] Rei
I ran out of business cards.
[05:55] Guy
B-Business cards?
[05:57] Guy
Did he say business cards?
[05:58] Rei
Anyway, listen, you guys.
[06:00] Rei
Is something going on inside?
[06:03] Guy
S-Stay back!
[06:04] Guy
We have nothing to say
to some weird outsider!
[06:07] Rei
Hmm... That's strange.
[06:10] Rei
I'm usually informed when something happens,
[06:14] Rei
but I haven't heard anything.
[06:16] Girl
What are you talking about?
[06:18] Guy
Could he mean...
[06:19] Rei
So, let me get straight to the point.
[06:21] Rei
Can you all use psychic powers?
[06:23] Guy
H-How does he know about that?
[06:24] Guy
He knows about our organization?
[06:25] Girl
He's acting pretty important...
[06:27] Rei
Sorry, but I'm getting nowhere with you guys.
[06:30] Guy
Hold it, you damned intruder!
[06:32] Guy
S-Stop it! He might be...
[06:35] Guy
I think so, too...
[06:37] Rei
Let go.
[06:40] Rei
I'm only here to talk about work
with my subordinate.
[06:43] Guy
Subordinate?
[06:44] Guy
Subordinate? Could it be?
[06:47] Guy
Everyone here is the
7th Division Leader's subordinate.
[06:49] Guy
But Division Leader Ishiguro is
a direct subordinate of the boss...
[06:52] Guy
Which means...
[06:55] Guy
I was so rude!
[06:57] Guy
I-I'm going to be killed!
[06:59] Rei
What? Are you not feeling well?
[07:01] Rei
Hey, someone help him in.
[07:03] Rei
Surely you guys have a break room.
[07:04] Girl
H-He's so kind!
[07:06] Guy
He totally exudes a superior aura...
It's gotta be him!
[07:09] Guy
He's Claw's boss!
[07:11] Guy
He's come back to Japan!
[07:12] Guy
He's coming through!
[07:13] Guy
Make way!
[07:16] Guy
Pardon me. Reporting!
[07:19] Mask
What is it?
[07:20] Guy
The boss is here from HQ.
[07:23] Mask
What?
[07:25] Mask
But he said he'd be coming next month.
[07:30] Rei
Hm?
[07:32] Rei
Someone just hid.
[07:34] Guy
What?! It's either an intruder or an escapee!
[07:37] Guy
Capture them!
[07:38] All
Yeah!
[07:41] Kuro
We got caught again.
[07:43] Rei
Hey, don't be violent to kids.
[07:46] Guy
S-Sorry, Boss!
[07:48] Hosh
So you are their boss.
[07:50] Rei
No, I'm not that important.
[07:53] Guy
Oh, come on, now.
[07:55] Girl
The real deal doesn't brag to children.
[07:57] Hosh
Looks like we might actually
be able to get through to him.
[08:00] Hosh
Um, we were suddenly kidnapped
and held captive here.
[08:05] Hosh
Our friend is still in custody.
[08:07] Hosh
Please help!
[08:09] Rei
Were you guys really doing that?
[08:11] Guy
Huh? But we were just following orders...
[08:14] Ei
You're blaming others?
[08:15] Guy
I'm very sorry!
[08:17] Rei
Not to mention, it's not right
to commit villainy
[08:20] Rei
just because you were ordered to.
[08:22] Rei
When underlings get too obedient,
they're nothing but trash.
[08:25] Guy
B-But... We believed in—
[08:28] Rei
You fools!
[08:32] Rei
Even if you're able to
rise to the top like that,
[08:35] Rei
all you'll see when you look down is
the filth you left in your wake.
[08:39] Rei
I'm not sure what you're trying to do,
[08:41] Rei
but getting to the top only feels good
when you do it the right way!
[08:45] Rei
Repent and reflect!
[08:47] Girl
T-True...
[08:48] Guy
We've been doing such petty things...
[08:51] Hosh
W-Wow, they changed instantly...
[08:54] Asa
I guess the boss would be
in a league of his own.
[08:58] Mb
Have you thought of anything, Ritsu?
[09:00] Rits
It's probably best we don't
try anything right now.
[09:03] Rits
They'll come check on us for sure.
[09:06] Rits
Let's conserve our energy until then.
[09:08] Teru
You're right.
[09:10] Teru
The moment we get our powers back
will be the decisive moment.
[09:12] Teru
We can count on your strength,
too, right, Little Brother?
[09:16] Mob
Huh?
[09:16] Rits
It's my fault for involving you two.
[09:19] Rits
I'll do what I can.
[09:22] Mob
Will he be okay?
[09:23] Teru
Hey, I was almost burned to death.
[09:27] Teru
But, well, if you get serious,
[09:30] Teru
the two of us won't even have to fight.
[09:34] Teru
They're here.
[09:38] Teru
And they're moving in a pack, as always.
[09:44] Rei
Hey, Mob.
[09:45] Rei
What the heck are you doing
in a place like this?
[09:48] Rei
Oh, your little brother's here, too.
[09:50] Rei
What's up?
[09:51] Teru
Wh-Who are you?
[09:53] Teru
Do you know the Kageyama brothers?
[09:55] Guy
Hey! Don't talk that way to the boss!
[09:58] Teru
The boss?!
[10:00] Mob
What are you doing here, Master?
[10:01] Both
Master?!
[10:03] Rei
Is that a wi—
[10:05] Rei
Who's he? Your friend?
[10:07] Teru
Th-That's Kageyama-kun's master
and Claw's boss?
[10:11] Teru
But this is our chance!
[10:12] Teru
We're being held here against our will!
[10:14] Teru
Please let us go!
[10:17] Rei
Why do you have them trapped in here?
[10:19] Guy
Huh? Well...
SIGN Whisper Whisper
[10:21] Rei
Why are you whispering?
[10:22] Ei
Well, it's top secret...
[10:26] Rei
No, really...
[10:28] Rei
Guys, that's a crime.
[10:30] All
We're very sorry!
[10:31] Mob
You're amazing, Master.
[10:33] Rits
Did he really manage to fool them?
[10:35] Rei
Anyway, let's get out of here.
[10:37] Rits
Are we saved...?
[10:37] Mob
Okay.
[10:39] Guy
Boss, where are you going?
[10:41] Rei
I said we're leaving.
[10:43] Guy
You should at least wait for
Division Leader Ishiguro...
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[11:00] Mask
Who are you?
[11:02] Guy
You're not the boss.
[11:03] Rei
Introduce yourselves,
you criminal organization.
[11:07] Mask
I'm Ishiguro, the 7th Division Leader
of the psychic association, Claw.
[11:11] Mask
Who might you be?
[11:13] Rei
The greatest psychic in modern history,
Reigen Arataka-sama.
[11:17] Rei
Look me up.
[11:19] Guy
What?!
[11:19] Guy
He's not our boss?
[11:21] Mask
Fraud or not,
[11:23] Mask
you had the nerve to disregard me
and call yourself the boss...
[11:26] Mask
That's a severe offense.
[11:29] Rei
What are you talking about, you shrimp?
[11:31] Rei
I'll take care of you with my green belt
in Shorinji Kenpo with a snap—
[11:37] Teru
Strong!
[11:38] Rei
Huh? What is this?
[11:40] Mob
Master, you're a spirit specialist.
Stand back.
[11:43] Mask
I see. You've gathered some efficient pawns.
[11:46] Mask
If you gather enough, you might
actually be able to oppose Claw.
[11:49] Guy
D-Division Leader!
[11:50] Guy
At that angle, we'll die, too!
[11:54] Mask
Like I care. That guy's your boss, isn't he?
[11:58] Guy
N-No...
[11:59] Rei
All of you, hide in some rooms!
[12:01] Guy
Huh?
[12:02] Rei
If you wanna make it big,
you can't die here!
[12:05] Rei
This is your chance to be freed from
the shackles of this black organization.
[12:09] Rei
Hurry up. Leave this to my student and go!
[12:12] Guy
You're such a...
[12:14] Guy
Thank you!
[12:15] Some
Run away!
[12:17] Rei
Actually, I'll be going, too...
[12:20] Rei
The ceiling!
[12:23] Mask
You're not getting away.
[12:25] Rei
Whoa, what is going on?
[12:28] Rei
There are seriously espers other than Mob?
[12:32] Rit
I'm no match for that power...
[12:34] Teru
Actually, they're pretty
difficult for me, too.
[12:37] Teru
Which means...
[12:38] Teru
Kageyama-kun!
[12:40] Teru
It's up to you.
[12:46] Mask
Yes. He's strong.
[12:49] Mask
I'll take care of him.
[12:50] Mask
I'm pretty sure he's never met
anyone stronger than him yet.
[12:57] Mask
Sadly, you won't get anywhere close to me...
[13:01] Mask
And you'll be squished.
[13:04] Rits
Nii-san!
[13:05] Teru
Gravity control?!
[13:09] Rei
Mob, what are you doing?
[13:12] Mob
Master...
[13:14] Mask
You're not bad,
being able to resist my powers.
[13:17] Mask
Why don't we increase the gravity a bit?
[13:20] Rei
Anti-Esper Dropkick!
SIGN Anti-Esper Dropkick
[13:24] Nar
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[13:27] Nar
where he dropkicks an esper
as hard as he can.
[13:33] Mob
Master...
[13:35] Rei
Mob.
[13:36] Rei
Are you planning on fighting these guys
with your psychic powers?
[13:40] Rei
Didn't I tell you that it's dangerous
to use them against others?
[13:44] Rei
Are you going to break the rule?
[13:46] Rits
He had a rule like that?
[13:48] Rits
In order to save me, he had no choice!
[13:53] Rei
Mob...
[13:54] Rei
You felt that cornered?
[14:02] Rei
It must have been rough.
[14:04] Rei
Confronting others is
the hardest thing for him,
[14:08] Rei
especially confronting adults like you.
[14:12] Rei
Watching you guys bully a kid who's
so awkward and gets easily discouraged
[14:16] Rei
definitely doesn't make me feel good.
[14:19] Rei
Stop stressing out my student!
[14:23] Chin
Then, are you going to fight instead?
[14:26] Rei
Guys, let me tell you something...
[14:29] Rei
You're not supposed to harm others.
[14:32] Teru
But dropkicks are okay?
[14:34] Rei
But if you're not going to listen,
I'll fight you.
[14:39] Rei
Due to my position as
their temporary guardian,
[14:42] Rei
I'm not going to let them fight.
[14:44] Rei
I'll fight you, as peacefully as possible.
[14:48] Rei
First, let's see what you've got.
[14:50] Rei
I'll show you my hypnosis!
SIGN Five Yen
[14:53] Rei
Look at this five yen coin.
[14:57] Chin
How foolish.
[14:58] Saku
Something's wrong.
I don't sense anything from him.
[15:01] Teru
Kageyama-kun's master's powers...
[15:03] Rits
So he actually is an esper?
[15:06] Rits
If this is a ruse,
it's going to be dangerous.
[15:10] Rei
While you're watching this...
[15:13] Rei
Hypnosis Punch!
SIGN Hypnosis Punch
[15:16] Nar
This is one of Reigen's special moves,
where he suddenly punches his opponent.
[15:20] Rits
He just hit him!
[15:22] Rits
Those weren't special powers at all.
[15:25] Rei
You guys...
[15:26] Saku
Quit messing around!
[15:32] Rei
What's up with that?
[15:33] Rei
That's a really sharp katana!
[15:35] Saku
Jugan.
SIGN Jugan
[15:37] Saku
This is actually a toy sword
made out of plastic,
[15:40] Saku
but after wearing it and
cursing it over the years,
[15:43] Saku
it actually became powerful.
[15:45] Rei
Uh, hold on. Listen...
[15:47] Crep
Come out, my little ones.
[15:51] Crep
Do you think you can handle my little
evil spirits that I've nurtured?
[15:56] Rei
No really, listen.
[15:57] Chin
Ethereal Bodies Technique.
SIGN Ethereal Bodies Technique
[16:01] Chin
I can freely exit my physical body,
[16:03] Chin
and I can even clone my ethereal form.
[16:06] Rei
Come on, you're dealing with children.
[16:08] Mask
Maybe I'll get a little angry.
[16:11] Mask
Black Orbs.
SIGN Black Orbs
[16:12] Mask
Let the varying gravity
from them rip you apart.
[16:17] Nar
Reigen's plan backfired.
[16:20] Rei
I was going to try to reason with them
while they were panicked from being hit,
[16:24] Rei
but I just pissed them off!
[16:26] Rei
I messed up!
[16:27] Nar
Reigen was very confident in
defeating others in arguments.
[16:31] Nar
He had never lost to anyone in an argument,
no matter who they were.
[16:35] Rei
But that's only when I'm
actually dealing with adults.
[16:39] Rei
These brutes who are actually seriously
attacking middle school kids...
[16:44] Rei
These guys who are seriously talking
about taking over the world...
[16:49] Rei
are children who failed to grow up.
[16:51] Rei
How did they end up like this?
The answer is simple...
[16:55] Rei
Mob, we're getting outta here!
[16:56] Ask
Die!
[17:00] Rei
I'm being pulled in!
[17:02] Teru
Crap! Pull him back!
[17:04] Mob
Master!
[17:07] Rei
Ow!
[17:09] Reei
While I don't like the idea of
being sucked into a black hole,
[17:13] Rei
don't rip my body apart by pulling too hard!
[17:18] Mask
Maybe I went too far.
[17:32] Rei
Come on, now...
[17:40] Rits
You can blow them away
with psychic powers?
[17:42] Chin
Give it a try.
[17:43] Rits
Wha—
[17:46] Teru
Little Brother!
[18:13] Saku
I'm surprised you were able to dodge that.
[18:15] Saku
But...
[18:16] Saku
You look better that way.
[18:19] Rei
Dang it... There are some weirdos back there.
[18:22] Rei
If they were evil spirits,
I'd be able to exorcise them...
[18:25] Crep
Exorcise?
[18:27] Crep
Just try it.
[18:30] Crep
Huh?
[18:31] Rei
I guess you can just exorcise them.
[18:34] Crep
Come out, my ultimate creation...
[18:37] Crep
Candy-chan!
[18:40] Crep
You can wreak as much havoc
as you'd like today!
[18:43] Rei
We're getting out of here.
[18:45] Rei
Don't bother with them, Mob!
[18:46] Teru
Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
[18:49] Teru
Just blow these guys away!
[18:51] Rei
Stop! Don't fight back!
[18:54] Rei
I'm an adult, so I'll deal with them!
[18:56] Rei
Mob, there's no need for you to
stoop to their level!
[19:01] Rits
Nii-san's the only one that
stands a chance anymore!
[19:04] Mob
Ritsu... You're right.
I have to defeat them...
[19:08] Rei
No! Don't! Don't fight back, Mob!
[19:12] Mob
Ritsu's hurt...
[19:15] Teru
We have to fight power with power!
[19:18] Teru
At this rate, we're all going to die!
[19:20] Rei
We just need to run away!
[19:23] Teru
There's no way for us to run while
dealing with their fierce attacks!
[19:27] Teru
Come on! Use the powers you used back then!
[19:30] Rei
Calm down!
[19:31] Rei
Don't go head-on with someone
who has murderous intent, Mob!
[19:36] Mask
All four of you are going to hell.
[19:39] Mob
Ritsu... Hanazawa-kun... Master Reigen...
[19:43] Mob
I can't let them all die.
[19:47] Mob
I have no choice but to
fight with all I've got.
[19:52] Mob
If I can protect them, I don't care
what happens to my opponents!
SIGN Murderous Intent
[20:02] Rei
Don't do it, Mob. You're the one
who's going to suffer in the end.
[20:07] Rei
When things go south,
it's okay to run away!
SIGN Master Leader
SIGN Spirits and Such Consulting Office
[20:23] (Flashback) Mob
Excuse me.
[20:24] (Flashback) Mob
I came here because I saw your sign.
[20:26] (Flashback) Rei
Sure thing.
[20:27] (Flashback) Rei
How may I help you?
[20:29] (Flashback) Rei
Er... Oh, it's just a kid.
[20:32] (Flashback) Rei
What do you want, boy?
[20:34] (Flashback) Mob
Um, I'm an esper.
[20:36] (Flashback) Rei
Wha?
[20:37] (Flashback) Mob
There are times when I can't
control my powers very well,
[20:40] (Flashback) Mob
and it's scary.
[20:42] (Flashback) Rei
Did someone tell you to
come here and tell me that?
[20:46] (Flashback) Mob
No. I haven't been able to
talk to anyone about this.
[20:49] (Flashback) Mob
I thought you might be the same as me...
[20:53] (Flashback) Mob
If I tried, I could see spirits, too.
[20:56] (Flashback) Rei
Well, come on in.
[20:59] (Flashback) Mob
Okay.
[21:02] (Flashback) Rei
I was troubled a lot when I was a kid, too.
[21:06] (Flashback) Rei
Listen. Just because you have psychic powers
[21:09] (Flashback) Rei
doesn't make you any less human.
[21:13] (Flashback) Rei
It's the same as people who are fast,
people who are book smart,
[21:15] (Flashback) Rei
and people with strong body odor.
[21:17] (Flashback) Rei
Psychic powers are just
another characteristic.
[21:21] (Flashback) Rei
You must embrace that as a part of yourself
and continue to live positively.
[21:26] (Flashback) Rei
The truth behind one's charm is kindness.
[21:29] (Flashback) Ei
Become a good person. That is all.
[21:33] (Flashback) Mob
May I come to talk to you again?
[21:35] (Flashback) Rei
Yeah, I don't know about that.
I'm pretty busy, you know?
[21:39] (Flashback) Rei
Anyway, you should go home for tod— Hot!
[21:41] (Flashback) Rei
Hey, don't get bur—
[21:48] (Flashback) Rei
Hey... You said you could
see ghosts, too, right?
[21:55] (Flashback) Rei
Do you know how to exorcise them, too?
[22:00] (Flashback) Rei
All right. Come again tomorrow
around the same time.
[22:03] (Flashback) Mob
What? Really?
[22:05] (Flashback) Rei
I'll show you how to use your powers.
[22:11] Mob
Master!
[22:21] Mob
Master...
[23:56] Mob
Huh? Master...?
[23:59] Mob
Master!
[24:00] Mob
Master!
[24:01] Mob
Please wake up, Master!
[24:03] mob
Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 12:
[24:06] mob
"Mob and Reigen."
[24:07] Mob
This was in Master's will:
SIGN Mob and Reigen
[24:08] Mob
Watching the finale in real time
is an excellent decision.
E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~
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[00:01] (Flashback) Mask
All four of you are going to hell.
[00:04] (Flashback) Rits
Nii-san's the only one that
stands a chance anymore!
[00:06] (Flashback) Teru
Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
[00:09] Mob
I can't let them all die.
[00:12] Mob
I have no choice but to
fight with all I've got.
[00:16] (Flashback) Rei
Don't do it, Mob.
[00:18] (Flashback) Rei
When things go south,
it's okay to run away!
[00:30] Teru
Damn it! I can't believe this is happening.
[00:34] Rits
R-Reigen-san just...
[00:37] Rits
I have a bad feeling about this...
[00:39] Rits
A tremendous amount of stress
is going to hit Nii-san.
[00:42] Rits
Something's going to happen!
SIGN Mob Psycho 100
[02:17] Mob
Honestly...
[02:19] Mob
Honestly, I don't want to hurt anyone.
[02:22] Mob
But if I don't, we're going to be killed.
[02:25] Mob
That's the feeling I got.
[02:27] Mob
I realized that I have to do it
in order to protect everyone.
[02:31] Mob
That's the kind of situation
we're in right now.
[02:34] Rits
Nii-san...
[02:36] Mob
And yet...
SIGN "Run Away"
[02:38] Mob
Master told me
SIGN "Don't Fight"
[02:39] Mob
that it was okay to run away.
[02:42] Mob
So...
SIGN "Leave it
SIGN to Master"
[02:50] Saku
I-Impossible...
[02:51] Rei
Don't scare me like that!
[02:53] Rei
I thought you actually cut me for a sec.
[02:56] Rits
How are you standing, Reigen-san?
[02:59] Rei
So that katana was a fake after all.
[03:03] Rei
It totally felt plastic.
[03:06] Rei
So what kind of trick did you use
to cut the floor earlier?
[03:11] Teru
Hey, what's going on?
[03:13] Rits
He's acting like he usually does.
[03:15] Saku
Then... I'll just chop off your head next!
[03:19] Rei
Ow!
[03:21] Rei
Listen...
[03:22] Rei
Real adults don't have time
[03:25] Rei
to play with toy swords!
[03:28] Teru
That's Kageyama-kun's master
for you, I guess.
[03:32] Mats
Sakurai, move!
[03:34] Mats
Candy-chan!
[03:37] Rei
Whoa! An evil spirit?
[03:39] Rei
Hey, Mob! Do something.
[03:44] Rei
Huh? That was surprisingly light.
[03:46] Rei
A plushie?
[03:48] Mats
Huh?
[03:49] Rei
What are you, some mascot?!
[03:56] Rei
Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to
rip your costume!
[03:59] Rits
What?
[04:00] Rits
Is Reigen-san actually the real deal?
[04:03] Bald
Don't get cocky.
[04:04] Teru
Crap! He's surrounded!
[04:15] Rei
Huh? What is this?
[04:17] Rei
Is this like the newest form
of 3D imagery or something?
[04:20] Rei
What were you even trying to do?
[04:22] Bald
He nullified all of them?
[04:24] Bald
Is this man some kind of monster?
[04:26] Mask
How can this be?
[04:28] Mask
Are you telling me someone this skilled
still exists in this world?
[04:32] Mask
He must be eliminated.
[04:33] Mask
We can't have him getting in the way
of our world domination.
[04:36] Rei
Huh?
[04:37] Rei
I see. You were using some kind
of magic trick, too, huh?
[04:40] Rei
You bunch of frauds.
[04:42] Rei
Just try that thing with
the black orbs again.
[04:48] Teru
That many?
[04:49] Rits
Is he going to be okay?
[04:50] Rei
Leave this to the adult here.
[04:53] Rei
My body seems to be in great shape today.
[04:56] Mob
Master really is amazing.
[04:59] Nar
"It's okay to run away."
[05:01] Nar
As soon as he heard those words,
[05:03] Nar
the explosive amount of energy
building up within Mob
[05:07] Nar
changed its direction.
[05:09] Nar
There are times when the power
of one's words is unfathomable.
[05:14] nar
Those with power must fight.
[05:17] Nar
That responsibility had made
Mob's bridge collapse.
[05:21] Nar
Sometimes, however...
[05:22] Nar
One's heart can find a resolution
just by being offered a helping hand.
[05:27] Nar
As a result, all of Mob's energy was
temporarily tossed over to Reigen.
[05:33] Nar
In essence, he had successfully run away
[05:36] Nar
and was feeling rather refreshed now.
[05:39] Nar
All that was left in his heart
[05:41] Nar
was gratitude toward his master.
SIGN Reigen
SIGN Arataka
SIGN Reigen Arataka
SIGN Mob
[05:53] Rei
Are these soap bubbles?
[05:55] Ishi
My Black Orbs swallow up and
destroy anything they touch...
[06:01] Ishi
And this man is touching them
with his bare hands...
[06:05] Ishi
Why? What happened to the man that was
trying to run away just a moment ago?
[06:10] Ishi
Looks like I'll have to put
my body on the line, too.
[06:14] Ishi
Five Hundred Kilogram Tackle!
[06:23] Ishi
One Ton Punch!
[06:32] Ihi
Two Ton Guillotine!
[06:47] Ishi
Hey, you still conscious?
[06:51] Ishi
No matter how powerful an esper you are,
[06:54] Ishi
I can't call you an excellent esper.
[06:56] Ishi
Because you have no desire for domination.
[06:59] Ishi
The reason you're so powerful
and yet so unknown
[07:01] Hishi
is because you're living while
hiding your powers, right?
[07:04] Ishi
But I am different!
[07:06] Ishi
I am filled with ambition,
and I want to go higher and higher,
[07:10] Ishi
and hold this world in—
[07:11] Rei
Get off me. Stop talking while
you're still on top of me.
[07:15] Ishi
What a dense energy barrier!
[07:18] Ishi
I see. The reason my Black Orbs
burst earlier was because
[07:21] Ishi
the energy they were trying to
take in was way over their limit!
[07:26] Ishi
Inconceivable...
[07:27] Ishi
Who are yo—
[07:29] Rei
Also, when you're speaking to someone,
[07:31] Rei
take off your mask!
[07:33] Rei
Hup!
[07:38] Rei
Oh, it came off.
[07:39] Rei
Actually, what's with this strength?
[07:42] Rei
Could it be him...?
[07:44] Rei
That's the only plausible explanation.
[07:50] Rei
Seriously, someone your age
needs to quit messing around.
[07:53] Saku
Wh...
[07:54] Saku
What could you possibly know?!
[07:56] Saku
To hell with society!
[07:57] Saku
Don't try and lecture me when
you've only seen its good side!
[08:02] Saku
As soon as I was born,
I was abandoned by my parents.
[08:04] Saku
I was all alone.
[08:06] Saku
One happy family?
[08:07] Saku
Mother's cooking?
[08:08] Saku
I got to experience none of that as a boy.
[08:11] Saku
I was terribly bullied at an orphanage,
and I cursed the world!
SIGN Curse
[08:15] Saku
If I hadn't, I wouldn't have survived!
[08:18] Saku
And then I awakened to my powers...
[08:20] Saku
I was able to survive
because of these powers!
[08:23] Saku
Anyone who rejects my way of living can—
[08:25] Saku
What? What's with that look?
[08:28] Saku
Don't look at me like that!
[08:30] Rei
I totally understand how you feel.
[08:33] Saku
H-He's the same as me?
[08:36] Rei
When I was in grade school,
maybe it was around fourth grade...
[08:41] Rei
I forgot to tell my parents that it
was sports day at school that day,
[08:44] Rei
so I was the only one with nothing to eat.
[08:47] Saku
That's actually your fault...
What are you even talking about?
[08:51] Rei
A story about when I felt lonely as a boy.
[08:55] Saku
Don't compare that stupid story to mine!
[08:58] Saku
Jugan Air Gun!
[08:59] Saku
It's the ultimate weapon of destruction.
[09:02] Saku
Die!
[09:06] Saku
If all else fails, I'll put you to sleep
with this cursed cologne!
[09:09] Rei
Hm? I don't really get it,
but don't point that at others.
[09:14] Rei
I'll take that.
[09:18] Rei
Are you still doing that crap?
[09:20] Rei
You use the psychic powers you've been
blessed with for the stupidest things.
[09:25] Bald
What?
[09:26] Rei
You're like a little kid with a knife.
[09:28] Rei
I can't bear to watch.
[09:29] Bald
Who do you think you are?!
[09:32] Rei
What's that thing on your forehead?
[09:34] Bald
Th-That's...
[09:36] Bald
It has nothing to do with you.
[09:38] Rei
Then what's with these things
that look like shoulder pads?
[09:42] Bald
Those are to guard my shoulders...
[09:44] Rei
Which means they're just accessories
and have no purpose, right?
[09:48] Rits
Huh?
[09:51] Rei
Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:54] Rei
No matter what kind of special powers
they may be blessed with,
[09:56] Rei
people are still only human.
[09:58] Rei
Nothing more, and nothing less.
[10:01] Rei
You guys haven't realized that yet!
[10:03] Rei
You're so addicted to your special powers,
you've developed tunnel vision.
[10:07] Rei
You're plotting world domination when
you haven't even seen the world?
[10:10] Rei
Don't make me laugh!
[10:11] Rei
No one's going to follow you like that!
[10:14] Rei
First, get rid of those childish
shoulder pads and grow up!
[10:17] Rrei
You, too!
[10:18] Rei
You just want to escape from society, right?
[10:20] Rei
If you want to make it big,
you have to live in reality!
[10:23] Rei
That's where you start.
[10:26] Bald
You're telling us to return
to being commoners?
[10:28] Rei
What? No way! Don't look at this lightly!
[10:30] Rei
You still don't get it, do you?!
[10:32] Rei
Who the hell do you think you are?!
[10:34] Rei
You're nothing more than a commoner!
[10:36] Rei
You're just a part of the masses!
[10:38] Bald
B-But Claw is a noble—
[10:41] Rei
I'm a commoner!
[10:42] Rei
I'm much more powerful than you,
and I'm still just a commoner...
[10:46] Rei
So what does that make you?!
[10:55] Rits
He dragged them out of their delusions
and back into reality by force...
[10:59] Rits
By shattering their dreams...
[11:02] Teru
Your master's amazing!
[11:04] Mob
Yeah.
[11:06] Ishi
No!
[11:07] Ishi
That is absolutely not true!
[11:10] Saku
The division leader's face...
He's that old?
[11:14] Bald
I thought that maybe he was a girl, but...
[11:16] ishi
I reject your claims!
[11:19] Ishi
"People are only human.
Nothing more, and nothing less."
[11:23] Ishi
That is what you said, isn't it?
[11:24] Rei
Yeah.
[11:25] Ishi
That is incorrect.
[11:27] Ishi
That's far too cruel.
[11:28] Ishi
We are special!
[11:30] Ishi
We are superior lifeforms
to the rest of humanity!
[11:34] Rei
I'm sure you have to believe that
to even go on.
[11:36] Rei
But sadly, society has no interest in you.
[11:41] Ishi
Society this, society that!
[11:42] Ishi
No group made according to your
stupid yardstick is big enough for me!
[11:47] Rei
Quit relying on those around you, old man.
[11:50] Rei
You're making me sad here.
[11:52] Ishi
I was born with these powers,
so what's wrong with me showing them off?
[11:57] Ishi
What's wrong with changing the world?!
[12:00] Ishi
You stupid ape!
[12:01] Shi
To me, you're all no different from monkeys!
[12:04] Ishi
It's hard to live!
[12:06] Ishi
Even though I'm so special!
[12:09] Ishi
I'm so amazing, so why won't you
just acknowledge that?
[12:12] Ishi
The world should put me on
a pedestal and worship me!
[12:16] Ishi
That is the only world that is worthy!
[12:18] Mob
No, having psychic powers doesn't
make you popular at all.
[12:22] Rei
And that's all there is to it.
[12:23] Ei
You'll never be popular. Give it up.
[12:28] Ishi
I'm going to erase you all...
[12:30] Shi
Erase this whole building and start over!
[12:35] Rei
Crap. Looks like I'm out of gas.
[12:37] Rei
Mob. Lend me your powers again.
[12:39] Mob
Actually, I'm also...
[12:43] Rei
Crap! We're being sucked in!
[12:45] Ishi
Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[12:49] Sho
You just don't know when to give up.
[12:52] Rits
That's—
[12:53] Ishi
Damn it!
[12:54] Ishi
You can also...
[12:58] Ishi
Disappear!
[12:59] Sho
A mass of gravity, huh? Interesting.
[13:03] Sho
Imagine the gravity going backward...
[13:12] Sho
It's not an actual black hole.
[13:16] Sho
If it's made from psychic powers,
[13:18] Sho
I can always find a way to deal with it.
[13:21] Sho
Old man...
[13:23] Sho
You're no longer needed.
[13:29] Sho
And as for you...
[13:33] Sh
I'm disappointed in you.
[13:34] Sh
You coward.
[13:37] Sho
The Seventh Division will be dissolved.
[13:39] Sho
I was to inspect the place and take
anyone who seemed useful back to HQ...
[13:45] Bald
What are you talking about?
Weren't you a trainee?
[13:47] Sho
Sadly, there wasn't anyone worth my time.
[13:50] Sho
At least on the inside.
[13:53] Sho
Well, see ya.
[14:00] Mts
The evil spirits have been
whittled down to one...
[14:03] Mts
The poison jar has been completed!
[14:06] Bald
Matsuo, there's nothing left for us to do.
[14:08] Mts
Come out, my ultimate evil spirit,
Marshmallow-chan!
[14:17] Rei
The hell's that?
[14:18] Mob
Dimple!
[14:19] Dimp
I was finally able to get out.
[14:23] Dimp
All right! Now that I've
regained some of my strength,
[14:26] Dimp
I can help out a hundredfold!
[14:28] Mob
It's already done.
[14:29] Dmp
Huh?
[14:30] Dmp
You mean the climax happened without me?
[14:33] Rei
Is this an evil spirit?
[14:34] Dimp
Whoa!
[14:35] Dimp
Why are you able to see me when
I'm not in my visible mode?
[14:39] Bald
They're strong.
[14:40] Saku
No, we were weak.
[14:42] Saku
I've come to a realization.
[14:44] Sau
Those guys just might be able to stop it...
[14:47] Saku
Stop Claw from world domination...
SIGN Mob Psycho
100
[15:27] Girl
Really? Let me see.
[15:28] Potato
Here, look.
[15:30] Tsub
Oh, that's great!
[15:32] Tsub
Let's go together!
[15:33] Mob
Ah, Tsubomi-chan...
[15:36] Mob
She's as cute as ever today.
[15:39] Mob
Our eyes met!
[15:41] Meza
You're staring way too much.
[15:43] Mob
Mezato-san!
[15:44] Meza
You're panicking too much.
[15:45] Meza
Staring at girls is all well and good,
[15:48] Meza
but today's the day that you're
going to talk to me, Mob-kun.
[15:51] Mob
No, I've got club again today.
[15:53] Meza
I'll wait until you're done.
[15:55] Mob
But I've got my job after that.
[15:57] Meza
Jeez. When are you going
to tell me everything?
[16:02] Kamu
Your older brother came by last night.
[16:05] Rits
Huh? My brother?
[16:07] Kamu
You must've been through a lot, too.
[16:09] Kamu
We both went a little crazy.
[16:12] Kamu
I'm about to go apologize to
Onigawara-kun and the others.
[16:15] Rits
I'll go with you.
[16:17] Rits
But are you sure?
[16:19] Rits
The entire student body's going to hate you.
[16:22] Kamu
That's my own fault for
doing something so stupid.
[16:26] Kamu
And... now my brother is on my side,
[16:30] Kamu
so I'll keep in line.
[16:34] Oni
Wha?
[16:35] Oni
So it was you guys who planted
the recorders on me.
[16:38] Oni
That was a crappy thing to do.
[16:40] Oni
And I knew anyway,
so it's not like it matters now.
[16:44] Kamu
Huh?
[16:45] Rits
What do you mean?
[16:46] Oni
People didn't care whether
I was actually the culprit or not.
[16:50] Oni
They were chomping at the bit for a stick
to beat me with, a chance to kick me out.
[16:54] Oni
That's where the problem was.
[16:56] Oni
I realized that I was hated
by everyone around me,
[17:00] Oni
and how weak my heart was.
[17:03] Onii
Hey.
[17:05] Oni
Your brother was worried about you.
[17:08] Oni
He thought I was going to kick your ass
since I was so pissed off,
[17:11] Oni
but I'll let things slide since you are
the shadow leader's younger brother.
[17:15] Goda
What's wrong, Onigawara? You out of energy?
[17:18] Ni
The hell do you think you're talking to?!
[17:20] Oni
I'm still going to grow,
just like White T Poison.
[17:24] Club
Body Transformation!
[17:26] Club
Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[17:36] Kamu
That's your older brother.
[17:39] Kamu
Is he okay? He looks like
he's about to pass out.
[17:42] Rits
Yes. Despite how he looks,
[17:45] Rits
to me, Nii-san is stronger than anyone else.
[17:48] Kamu
But he's passed out on the ground.
[17:51] Saru
By the way, President, did you
give up on finding telepaths?
[17:55] Tome
Huh? Actually, I haven't even started yet.
[17:58] Tome
Right now, it's like a wild-goose chase,
so I'm trying to get some actual leads.
[18:02] Tome
You guys should at least try to help me out.
[18:05] Inu
I tried searching on the Internet
but couldn't find any.
[18:08] Tome
Of course you're not going
to find them that easily!
[18:11] Goda
Hey.
[18:12] All
Musashi-san!
[18:14] Tome
What the heck, Mob-kun?
You passed out again?
[18:17] Tome
Inukawa, get some water!
[18:18] Inu
Oh, sure.
[18:21] Asa
What's up, old man?
[18:23] Asa
Why'd you bring us here again?
[18:25] Hoshi
I guess you haven't given up
on psychic powers.
[18:28] Mits
Actually, I wasn't the one
who brought you here today.
[18:31] Mits
It was at the behest of someone else.
[18:33] Teeru
Hello, nice to meet you.
[18:35] Teeru
So you guys must be the
research subjects here.
[18:38] Kuro
Oh, it's another hot guy.
[18:40] Teru
I see. Your powers are still weak,
[18:43] Teru
but it'll definitely be worth nurturing them.
[18:45] Mits
He's Hanazawa-kun, one of the guys
who fought that organization that day.
[18:49] Teru
What do you think? Do you guys
want to get stronger with me?
[18:53] Kuro
Huh?
[18:54] Teru
Since one of their divisions was crushed,
[18:56] Teru
I'm sure Claw will make a move soon.
[18:58] Teru
It'll be for self-defense and so
you can fight back when that happens.
[19:02] Mits
Leave the support to me.
[19:05] Hosh
Kageyama took all the glory that night.
[19:09] Asa
Yeah.
[19:11] Hos
Let's do this!
[19:12] All
Yeah!
[19:15] Rei
So, what brings you here?
[19:18] Dimp
I'm only here because
Shigeo asked me to come.
[19:21] Dimp
He passed out from anemia and
can't help with exorcising spirits.
[19:24] Dimp
Actually, do you even need Shigeo anymore?
[19:27] Dimp
You awakened to psychic powers, didn't you?
[19:30] Rei
Don't be stupid.
Those were all Mob's powers.
[19:33] Rei
The only thing I gained from it
is the ability to see you now.
[19:36] Rei
Otherwise, nothing's changed.
[19:37] Dimp
So you're just a plain ol' con artist again.
[19:39] Rei
You're a rather rude spirit.
[19:42] Rei
All right. Then you help me out.
[19:44] Rei
Dimple, was it?
[19:46] Dimp
Huh? Why do I have to help you?
[19:49] Rei
That's why he had you come over, isn't it?
[19:51] Rei
If he was just calling out,
a phone call would have sufficed.
[19:54] Dimp
S-Seriously? Who do you guys think I am?
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[19:58] Rei
What? Aren't you Mob's errand boy?
[20:00] Dimp
I'm a high-level evil spirit!
[20:07] (Flashback) Sho
I'm disappointed in you.
[20:09] (Flashback) Sho
You coward.
[20:11] Mob
Did I do something lame?
[20:14] Mob
Did I make some kind of mistake?
[20:19] Mom
Ugh, again? I told you to
fix that habit of yours.
[20:23] Dad
Shigeo's just at that age.
[20:25] Dad
Let him bend all the spoons he wants.
[20:28] Mom
You always say that.
[20:30] Rits
Here, Nii-san. Let me see it.
[20:34] Mom
What's with these kids?
[20:37] Rits
Here, Nii-san.
[20:39] Mob
Thanks, Ritsu.
[20:42] Mob
Well, whatever.
[20:49] Sho
Oh, there it is.
[20:53] Sho
Hello? Oh, I'd dropped my phone.
[20:57] Sho
Huh? The Seventh Division?
[20:58] Sho
They were crushed.
[21:00] Sho
Espers from outside infiltrated the place
and slaughtered the upper echelon.
[21:04] Sho
The division leader, Ishiguro-san,
was no big deal either.
[21:07] Sho
As for all of the underlings,
[21:09] Sho
the enemy totally won them over.
[21:13] Boss
Sho, what are you talking about?
[21:16] Boss
I'm asking you for a status report
on the inspection.
[21:19] Sho
The organization you're so proud of
isn't the best in the world at all.
[21:24] Sho
Quit messing around and come back
to Japan already, you stupid father.
[21:28] Sho
Making me do an annoying
inspection like that...
[21:31] Sho
At least I got that off my chest.
[21:33] Boss
Yes... Very soon.
SIGN Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:44] Lady
And now the news.
[21:47] Lady
We've received numerous reports of tsuchinoko
sightings throughout Seasoning City.
SIGN Multiple Tsuchinoko Sightings Continue
[21:51] Lady
City Hall, in a bid to reinvigorate the area,
has put a bounty on the tsuchinoko
[21:54] Lady
and is requesting help in capturing it.
[21:57] Rei
Hello? Are you free right now?
[21:59] Rei
Meet me in 90 minutes,
[22:00] Rei
and wear clothes you can exercise in
and don't mind getting dirty.
SIGN Mob and Reigen A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears
[22:12] Rei
We're going to capture a tsuchinoko.
[22:14] Mob
Huh?
[22:15] Rei
Doesn't that excite you?
[22:18] Mob
Isn't this private property?
[22:20] Rei
This is the kind of place
where those suckers show up.
[22:23] Mob
Have you ever seen a tsuchinoko, Master?
[22:25] Rei
Nope. It's just a hunch.
[22:28] Mob
That's pretty random.
[22:29] Rei
Don't you have any passion
when it comes to UMAs?
[22:32] Rei
Bigfoot, Nessie, and tsuchinoko!
[22:35] Mob
I hear there's a bounty on its head.
[22:37] Rei
Well, there's that, too.
[22:40] Mob
Master, um...
[22:41] Rei
What?
[22:43] Mob
I don't think amateurs are supposed to
go this deep into the mountains.
[22:47] Rei
Mob, we might be amateurs
when it comes to hiking,
[22:51] Rei
but you have psychic powers.
[22:54] Rei
Add to that my ingenuity...
[22:56] Rei
Oh! Over there!
[22:58] Rei
Look over there, Mob!
I knew this place was the jackpot!
[23:02] Mob
Huh? Was there actually a tsuchinoko?
[23:04] Rei
Look! Matsutake! It's huge!
[23:07] Mob
Oh... After all that talk about passion,
[23:09] Mob
he's already distracted by the matsutake.
[23:16] Rei
What the hell is that?!
[23:18] Rei
Whatever it is, apparently it's starving!
[23:21] Rei
We're going to exorcise it, Mob!
[23:23] Mob
Actually, Master, isn't that the UMA?
[23:26] Rei
You idiot! Those things don't exist!
[23:29] Rei
Kill it!
[23:31] Mob
Okay...
[23:38] Rei
That's amazing.
[23:39] Rei
It shrank so much after you exorcised it.
[23:41] Mob
Er, actually, it just threw up a lot.
[23:44] Rei
What the hell was that thing to begin with?
[23:47] Mob
You already picked that many?
[23:49] Rei
Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[23:51] Mob
Huh? What about the tsuchinoko?
[23:53] Rei
What are you talking about?
Those things don't exist.
[23:59] Rei
I'm gonna grill up some matsutake
at the office.
[24:01] Rei
You'll have some, right?
[24:02] Mob
Yes.
[24:03] Rei
Guess we should buy some kabosu, too.
[24:05] Mob
Yes.
SIGN Hakata Salt