Season 1

E1 - Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Arataka Reigen ~And Mob~

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SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Namu
    Amida
    Butsu
[01:48] Narrator
    Believe it or not, the world is
    filled with strange phenomena
[01:52] Narrator
    that science is yet to explain.
[01:55] Narrator
    And when people come face to face with them,
[01:58] Narrator
    they are helplessly thrown
    into the dark depths of fear.
[02:04] Narrator
    But there are those who fight every day
[02:06] Narrator
    to shine a ray of hope
    into that chaotic darkness.
[02:11] Narrator
    People call them...
SIGN    Psychics
[02:14] Narrator
    Psychics.
[02:17] Rei
    I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this job!
SIGN    Reigen
SIGN    Arataka
[02:20] Hanako
    Really? Thank you so much!
[02:24] Hanako
    I was at a complete loss because
    no one else would take me seriously.
SIGN    Client: Hanako
[02:27] Rei
    I see, I see.
[02:29] Rei
    As for my fees, it depends on
    which exorcism course you pick.
[02:34] Hanako
    Course?
SIGN    Executing the Exorcism!!
SIGN    We will do our best to reduce the spirit possessing you
SIGN    Option A — Trial Course
SIGN    A Mere 2,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
    Outside Offer Period: 3,980 yen.
[02:35] Rei
    Option A, the trial course, gets you 20%,
SIGN    Option B — Serious Course
SIGN    A Mere 5,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
    Outside of Offer Period: 8980 yen
[02:38] Rei
    Option B, the serious course, gets you 50%,
SIGN    Recommended
    Option C — All-Out Course
SIGN    A Mere 12,000 yen (Tax Excluded)
    Outside of Offer Period: 19880 yen
SIGN    Refer us to a friend now and get an extra 5% reduction!! Also get an add-on exorcism for 20% off!!
[02:40] Rei
    and Option C, the all-out course,
    gets you a 99%...
[02:43] Rei
    reduction in spirit, guaranteed!
[02:46] Hanako
    Reduction?
[02:48] Rei
    Well, spirits are sort of
     like carbon dioxide.
[02:52] Hanako
    They are?
[02:53] Rei
    Yes, well... that's the kind of
     space they occupy,
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:56] Rei
    so it's a bit hard to
     completely get rid of one.
[03:00] Rei
    But have no fear.
[03:02] Rei
    If it appears again,
[03:03] Rei
    I'll take care of it for 20% off!
[03:05] Hanako
    Oh, Reigen-sensei!
[03:07] Taro
    Hold on a second!
[03:09] Rei
    Hm? Who might you be?
[03:11] Hanako
    This is my boyfriend, Taro.
[03:14] Rei
    Ah, what a benevolent fellow!
[03:16] Taro
    What's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN    Boyfriend: Taro
[03:17] Taro
    Er, that aside...
[03:19] Taro
    Listen up, you!
[03:20] Taro
    This is super shady!
[03:23] Taro
    Hanako, you should really rethink this.
[03:26] Rei
    "This is super shady"?!
[03:29] Rei
    I guess I can't blame you
    for feeling that way.
[03:31] Rei
    I mean, who would believe a stupid story
    like having nightmares about ghosts?
[03:35] Taro
    I wasn't talking about her!
[03:37] Taro
    I was saying that I can't trust you!
[03:40] Rei
    Well, just leave it to me.
[03:41] Rei
    If I exorcise the spirit,
[03:43] Rei
    I'm sure Hanako-san's face
    will return to normal, too.
[03:47] Taro
    There's nothing wrong with her face!
[03:49] Rei
    I see.
[03:51] Rei
    So you've been having those dreams ever
    since you did a test of courage last week.
[03:55] Hanako
    Yes. They're so scary and creepy.
[03:58] Hanako
    Ah, Reigen-sensei,
    it's that building over there!
[04:05] Rei
    What an incredible aura!
[04:08] Rei
    This is gonna be the first
    big one I've had in a while!
[04:12] Hanako
    Sensei, it's this building over here.
[04:14] Taro
    Wait, you just pointed at
    the wrong building, didn't you?
[04:18] Rei
    Huh? Ah, so it's that one!
[04:21] Rei
    There was such an immense aura
    emanating from over there, too.
[04:24] Rei
    I guess I got the wrong spirit!
[04:26] Rei
    There are way too many evil spirits
     in this world, you know?
[04:30] Hanako
    Ah, I see.
[04:31] Taro
    Please. There's no way
    there are ghosts everywhere—
[04:34] Rei
    Oh, no!
[04:35] Rei
    That man who just
    walked past you, Taro-san...
[04:38] Taro
    What?
[04:38] Rei
    What a close shave.
    That was an evil spirit, too.
[04:49] Rei
    The Buttchin Goblin.
[04:51] Taro
    What are you, eight?!
[04:53] Hanako
    Hey, Taro, that's rude!
[04:55] Taro
    What? He's the one being rude
    to that random guy.
[04:59] Rei
    Now, now, Hanako-san.
[05:01] Rei
    There are always people like him.
[05:04] Rei
    Anyway, shall we go?
[05:06] Taro
    This bastard...
[05:08] Hanako
    They say this place is haunted by the
    spirit of a man who saw a cockroach
[05:13] Hanako
    and jumped so high, his head went
    through the ceiling and he died.
[05:18] Taro
    I don't know how
    you actually believe that.
[05:22] Rei
    I see.
[05:23] Rei
    So that's what is going on here...
[05:28] Taro
    What? He suddenly looks all serious.
[05:32] Taro
    Could there really be...
[05:33] Rei
    If worst comes to worst,
    even I might not be able to handle it!
[05:38] Rei
    This is too dangerous!
[05:41] Rei
    Cockroaches are terrifying!
[05:44] Taro
    Huh?
[05:47] Taro
    There's no way this guy is a psychic!
[05:49] Taro
    He's a total fake!
[05:55] Voice
    Want me to haunt your dreams, too?
[05:59] Taro
    A ghost!
SIGN    Evil Spirit:
    Ceiling Crasher
[06:02] Roof
    Want me to crash you through
    the ceiling with my curse?
[06:07] Hanako
    That's the same guy who keeps
    headbutting me in my dreams!
[06:11] Rei
    I can't believe he actually appeared.
[06:14] Rei
    I've got this!
[06:15] Rei
    Salt Splash!
SIGN    Salt Splash
[06:19] Narrator
    This is Reigen's special move
[06:21] Narrator
    where he violently throws
     table salt everywhere.
[06:24] Roof
    This is just table salt
    you can buy in stores.
[06:27] Roof
    It has to be purified salt,
    or it won't work.
SIGN    Hakata Salt
[06:31] Rei
    Impossible...
[06:32] Rei
    Did I only imagine that spirits
    are weak against salt?
[06:37] Rei
    Well, if salt won't melt it, I guess
    I'll have to call my ultimate weapon.
[06:48] Rei
    Oh, Mob?
[06:50] Rei
    Sorry, but could you come by?
[06:52] Rei
    No, seriously.
[06:53] Rei
    There's an evil spirit.
[06:55] Rei
    The client and the evil spirit
     are both waiting,
[06:58] Rei
    so hurry up, okay?
[06:59] Rei
    Thanks.
[07:14] Rei
    Ah, Mob.
[07:15] Rei
    We were waiting for you.
[07:21] Roof
    Hmph.
[07:22] Roof
    So after the salt,
    you're using a middle schooler?
[07:25] Roof
    Quit looking down on—
[07:37] Narrator
    He is Kageyama Shigeo,
    also known as Mob.
SIGN    Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN    Mob
[07:40] Narrator
    He's an actual psychic,
[07:42] Narrator
    Reigen Arataka's student,
[07:45] Narrator
    and the protagonist of this story.
[07:51] Mob
    Master, I asked you not to
    summon me on such short notice.
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:28] Rei
    Man, you're a lifesaver.
[09:31] Rei
    I never thought that an evil spirit
    would actually show up.
[09:35] Rei
    Here. Your pay for the day.
[09:38] Mob
    Oh, thank you.
[09:39] Rei
    That one today was a lower-level spirit,
[09:41] Rei
    so I really shouldn't be
    paying you more than half.
[09:44] Rei
    But I'll give you your hourly pay.
    Think of it as a bonus.
[09:47] Mob
    Right...
[09:49] Rei
    What? Do you have a problem with that?
[09:51] Mob
    Oh, no.
[09:52] Mob
    But the spirit back there
    really was a lower-level spirit.
[09:55] Mob
    It was so weak, you...
[09:56] Rei
    Y-You idiot!
[09:58] Rei
    When you get to my level,
    you get so strong,
[10:00] Rei
    you end up melting everyone around you
    during a simple exorcism.
[10:04] Rei
    That's why I ask you to take
    care of the weaker ones.
[10:06] Mob
    Really?
[10:08] Mob
    I'm also not quite sure what
    you mean by "melt," either...
[10:10] Rei
    Mob, you idiot!
[10:11] Rei
    That's because you lack training!
SIGN    The New Star of the 21st Century
    Reigen Arataka
    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[10:14] Rei
    You need to learn everything
    you can from me, your master!
[10:18] Rei
    Your powers are meant to be used.
    Not doing so would be a waste.
[10:21] Rei
    Working for me lets you help others,
    while also being training for you.
[10:25] Rei
    You're killing two birds with one stone!
[10:27] Rei
    However, if you misuse
     a power that's all too great,
[10:31] Rei
    you will only destroy yourself.
[10:32] Rei
    That's why I'm teaching you how to control
    your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:35] (Flashback) Rei
    That's why I'm teaching you how to control
    your powers so they don't go berserk.
[10:39] (Flashback) Rei
    You promised me, didn't you?
[10:41] (Flashback) Rei
    That you wouldn't use your psychic
    powers against other people.
SIGN    Progress Toward
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 22%
[10:55] Mob
    Ah...
[10:56] Mom
    There you go again, bending spoons.
[10:58] Mom
    You really need to drop that habit.
[11:01] Dad
    Oh, come now.
    Shigeo's going through puberty.
[11:04] Dad
    Let him bend some spoons.
[11:06] Dad
    Right?
[11:07] Mob
    Heh, sorry.
[11:09] Mom
    And there you go, spoiling him again.
[11:12] Mom
    You need to learn from Ritsu, Shige.
[11:14] Mom
    He got another perfect score
    on his quiz today.
[11:17] Ritsu
    Anyone can do that, Mom.
[11:19] Ritsu
    If there's anything troubling you,
    let me know, Nii-san.
[11:23] Ritsu
    I'll be there to listen any time.
SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu
[11:26] Mob
    Right. Thanks, Ritsu.
[11:28] Mom
    And now you're spoiling him, too, Ritsu.
[11:31] Mom
    The next one you bend gets replaced
    using your allowance, you hear?
[11:34] Mob
    Huh?
[11:35] Ritsu
    Sorry, Nii-san.
[11:37] Ritsu
    There's nothing I can do about that.
[11:40] Dad
    Now you're in a real pickle, Shigeo.
SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
[11:45] Kids
    Morning!
SIGN    Salt Middle School
[11:52] Tsubomi
    Right?
[11:53] Potato
    Good morning, Tsubomi!
[11:55] Tsubomi
    Morning!
[11:56] Tsubomi
    What a beautiful day!
[11:58] Tsubomi
    Oh, yeah. On TV yesterday...
[12:01] Potato
    What?
[12:02] Mob
    Tsubomi-chan's as cute as ever today...
[12:07] Teacher
    Okay, so, what would be the answer here?
[12:11] Teacher
    Let's go with Kageyama.
[12:13] Mob
    Y-Yes, sir...
SIGN    Arithmetic I
[12:18] Mob
    I have no idea.
[12:19] Teacher
    If you can't solve this, that'd mean
    the only thing you know is addition.
[12:24] Teacher
    You were asleep, weren't you?
[12:26] Teacher
    Forget it. Sit down.
[12:31] Kid
    There it goes!
[12:33] Kid
    This way!
[12:35] Kid
    Pass, pass, pass!
[12:36] Kid
    Go, go!
[12:37] Kid
    Stop 'em!
[12:38] Kid
    Pass, pass!
[12:39] Kid
    Go!
SIGN    Reigen Arataka
[12:47] Mob
    Hello?
[12:48] Rei
    Ah, Mob?
[12:49] Rei
    Sorry to call you two days in a row,
[12:51] Rei
    but could you come down
    to the station right now?
[12:53] Mob
    The station?
[12:55] Rei
    Yeah.
[12:57] Rei
    Today's job is a big one.
[12:59] Mob
    Oh. All right.
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
[13:12] Rei
    Today's job is from
     a local neighborhood council.
[13:15] Rei
    The location is Honeido Tunnel
    along the old highway.
[13:19] Rei
    It's a famous haunted place.
SIGN    Famous Haunted Spot
SIGN    Terror
SIGN    Haunted Ghost Tunnel
SIGN    Eek! Aah!
SIGN    The location is the old Seasoning Highway
    Honeido Tunnel
[13:21] Rei
    The tunnel's always had some shady stories,
[13:23] Rei
    and even though it's been closed for years,
    the bad rumors just won't go away.
[13:28] Rei
    Also, a number of college students
    and bloggers have gone there
[13:31] Rei
    to do a test of courage
    and gone missing.
[13:35] Rei
    And this is the ringer.
SIGN    Honeido Tunnel Group Accident
[13:37] Mob
    A huge group accident?
[13:41] Rei
    Yeah, though it happened thirty years ago.
[13:44] Rei
    Apparently, more than
    twenty people died at once.
[13:47] Rei
    The hatred of all those people
    must be swirling around this tunnel.
[14:07] Rei
    Stay on your toes, Mob.
    There's no telling what might happen.
[14:10] Mob
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Honeido Tunnel
[14:15] Rei
    This is it.
[14:16] Rei
    Well, let's take a look.
[14:19] Rei
    I, Reigen Arataka, the new star
    of the paranormal world,
[14:22] Rei
    shall clean this place up.
[14:24] Rei
    We're going to exorcise every
    last one of them, Mob.
[14:32] Rei
    Hey, my student!
[14:34] Rei
    What are you doing, Mob?
[14:35] Rei
    You're coming, too!
[14:37] Rei
    It'll be bad if the sun goes down.
[14:38] Rei
    Mob, are you listening?
[14:40] Rei
    I'm gonna go melt down a
    big one, so follow me!
[14:44] Rei
    Got it?
[14:45] Mob
    All right. You seemed to have
    everything under control,
[14:48] Mob
    so I didn't think that you'd need my help.
[14:50] Rei
    You idiot! Who do you think is
    going to exorcise—Ahem.
[14:53] Rei
    I mean, this really is nothing for me,
[14:55] Rei
    but follow me so you can learn something.
[14:58] Mob
    You're truly amazing, Master.
[15:00] Rei
    Hm?
[15:01] Mob
    This tunnel seems pretty dangerous.
[15:04] Mob
    I can sense the presence of a very
    powerful spirit further down.
[15:08] Mob
    Usually, haunted spots end up being fake,
[15:12] Mob
    but this is definitely the real deal.
[15:15] Mob
    If a normal person happened to
    anger the spirit in here...
[15:19] Rei
    If they angered it...?
[15:21] Mob
    They probably wouldn't
    make it out in one piece.
[15:28] Rei
    Of course not.
[15:29] Rei
    That's why we're going to exorcise it.
[15:33] Rei
    All right, here we go!
[15:35] Rei
    I'll go first.
[15:37] Rei
    I'm counting on you to support me
    however you can from behind.
[15:40] Mob
    Right.
[15:46] Rei
    It's a bit chilly.
[15:48] Mob
    Yes.
[15:50] Rei
    We forgot to bring flashlights.
[15:54] Mob
    Master, don't you feel something?
[15:56] Rei
    Hm?
[15:57] Rei
    Well, it is pretty humid in here...
[15:59] Mob
    No, I'm talking about auras.
[16:01] Rei
    Oh, right, that.
[16:03] Rei
    Well, my nose is a bid sduffy doday.
[16:07] Mob
    Does that have anything to do with this?
[16:10] Rei
    When you get to my level, it does.
[16:12] Rei
    Do you feel anything?
[16:14] Mob
    Feel would be an understatement.
[16:17] Mob
    There are twelve...
[16:18] Mob
    Eighteen...
[16:20] Mob
    No...
[16:21] Mob
    Even more right nearby.
[16:24] Mob
    Ah!
[16:26] Mob
    Looks like we've been completely surrounded.
[16:28] Mob
    They're going to attack us now.
[16:30] Rei
    All right!
[16:31] Rei
    I'll leave the small fry to you.
[16:32] Rei
    Go, Mob!
[16:42] Rei
    Man, that's a lot of noise.
    They're really strong, huh?
[16:45] Rei
    Hmm... If we were normal people,
    we might have been in danger.
[16:49] Rei
    Well, I'm sure that took care of all of them.
[16:51] Rei
    Another piece of ca—
[16:54] Rei
    There's someone right in front of me!
[16:55] Rei
    Who are you?!
[16:57] Rei
    An evil spirit?!
SIGN    Boss
[17:02] Rei
    Oh, it's just a heel wrestler.
[17:05] Rei
    Don't scare me like that!
    I thought you were an evil spirit.
[17:07] Rei
    You shouldn't be practicing here.
[17:10] Mob
    Uh, Master.
[17:11] Mob
    The boss of sorts of the
     evil spirits is over there,
[17:14] Mob
    so watch out.
SIGN    Evil Spirit:
    Boss
[17:20] Rei
    Hmph, so you're the boss monkey
     of the evil spirits!
[17:23] Rei
    You may have tried to disguise yourself
    as a wrestler, but you can't fool me!
[17:29] Boss
    I...
[17:31] Boss
    This tunnel...
[17:33] Boss
    When my biker gang and I
    were going down this tunnel,
[17:35] Boss
    the guy in front happened
    to slip on a banana peel,
[17:39] Boss
    and we all died! And I'm their leader!
[17:43] Boss
    This tunnel is...
[17:46] Boss
    my turf!
[17:51] Boss
    I'll crush every last intruder!
[17:53] Boss
    Here we go!
[17:54] Boss
    Curse ya!
SIGN    Curse ya
[17:57] Boss
    Cigarette Burn Poltergeist!
[18:05] Boss
    Wh-What?
[18:07] Boss
    My ignition attack isn't working?
[18:10] Boss
    There's a powerful forcefield?
[18:13] Boss
    How could this power be coming
    from someone like him?
[18:16] Boss
    Crap! I mistook him for a wimp!
[18:19] Rei
    Too late for regrets now!
[18:22] Rei
    The moment that you tried to take on
    the genius psychic, Reigen Arataka,
[18:25] Rei
    your fate was sealed!
[18:28] Rei
    You're going to be exorcised!
[18:30] Rei
    Banishing Salt Punch!
[18:32] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special attacks,
SIGN    Banishing Salt Punch
[18:35] Narrator
    where he punches the enemy with
    his fist covered in table salt.
[18:40] Boss
    Huh? That didn't hurt at all.
[18:42] Rei
    Oh, dear.
[18:44] Boss
    So you are a fake...
[18:48] Boss
    I'm disappearing!
[18:52] Rei
    Go back to the ozone layer.
[18:53] Boss
    W-Wait! Wait!
[18:54] Boss
    We were just being forced to do this!
[19:00] Rei
    Hey, what are you doing, Mob?
[19:03] Rei
    Hurry up and melt him.
[19:04] Mob
    Now, now, Master.
[19:06] Mob
    Let's hear him out.
[19:09] Boss
    We're nothing compared to
    the evil spirit down the tunnel.
[19:15] Boss
    We've been getting orders from him,
[19:17] Boss
    and that's why we've been scaring
    people that come through.
[19:21] Rei
    Hmph. Don't think that you can
    fool Reigen with such lies!
[19:25] Boss
    They aren't lies!
[19:27] Boss
    It's just that if I disappeared
    while being falsely accused,
SIGN    Death Specters Gang
[19:31] Boss
    I didn't think that we,
    the Death Specters,
SIGN    Boss
[19:35] Boss
    and our memories could rest in peace!
[19:39] Boss
    That's all I wanted to say!
[19:41] Boss
    Now you can make me disappear,
    melt, or whatever you want!
[19:45] Rei
    So you're trying to make us pity you?
[19:48] Rei
    Don't let him fool you, Mob!
[19:49] Rei
    Those are the typical lies of a con artist.
[19:53] Rei
    Melt him.
[19:54] Mob
    Before that, I'm going to go have a look.
[19:56] Rei
    Huh?
[19:57] Mob
    I thought it was a little weird that the aura
[20:01] Mob
    I felt before coming in here
    hadn't disappeared yet.
[20:05] Rei
    Well, yeah, me, too...
[20:07] Boss
    Stop him!
[20:09] Boss
    No matter how strong that kid may be,
    he doesn't stand a chance.
[20:13] Boss
    That thing is an evil spirit that's lived
    on this mountain for hundreds of years.
[20:17] Boss
    Everyone that's died here was killed by him!
[20:22] Rei
    S-So you guys were also...
[20:25] Boss
    No. We just happened to
    slip on a banana peel.
[20:34] Boss
    You get it now, don't you?
[20:36] Boss
    If you care for that kid at all,
    call him back.
[20:39] Boss
    Hurry!
[20:42] Rei
    H-Hey, Mob! Come back!
[20:45] Rei
    Come back! Mob!
[21:14] Rei
    Mob?
[21:43] Mob
    Ah.
[21:47] Rei
    Oh, you're safe.
[21:49] Mob
    Yes. That evil spirit wasn't very powerful.
[21:53] Boss
    Wh-Who are you?
[21:56] Mob
    Huh? I'm nobody...
[21:59] Rei
    You idiot!
[22:00] Rei
    You're Mob, the student...
[22:03] Rei
    of Reigen Arataka, the new star
     of the paranormal world!
[22:06] Mob
    Oh, right.
[22:09] Boss
    I thank you.
[22:10] Boss
    Now we can all pass on peacefully.
[22:14] Mob
    Ah, could this be...
SIGN    Death Specters
    Gang
[22:20] (Flashback) Guy
    Here we go, Boss!
[22:22] (Flashback) Boss
    Yeah!
SIGN    Death Specters Gang
[22:31] Boss
    Thanks...
SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic: Reigen Arataka And Mob
[22:39] Guys
    Thanks, dude.
[22:40] Guys
    Now we can depart to the afterlife!
[22:43] Guys
    Full speed ahead to the next world!
[22:49] Rei
    Mob.
[22:50] Rei
    What are you doing?
[22:52] Rei
    Let's go.
[22:54] Mob
    Right.
SIGN    Bus Schedule
[23:03] Mob
    By the way, Master...
[23:04] Rei
    Huh?
[23:05] Mob
    Why didn't you do anything?
[23:08] Rei
    Well, uh, you know...
[23:11] Rei
    A-Ahem...
[23:14] Rei
    Didn't I tell you right at the start
[23:15] Rei
    that I'd leave the small fry to you?
[23:17] Mob
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Seasoning Station
[23:30] Kid
    What do you wanna do?
[23:32] Kid
    Let's get something to eat.
[23:34] Kid
    I'm not gonna last until I get home.
[23:35] Kid
    I know, right?
[23:36] Rei
    Sorry to keep you waiting, Mob.
[23:38] Rei
    Shall we?
[23:39] Mob
    Yes.
[23:40] Rei
    Does ramen work for you?
[23:42] Mob
    Yes.
[23:44] Rei
    If you're going to add on
    chashu pork, limit it to two.
[23:47] Mob
    All right.
[23:50] Ramen chef
    Here you go.
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 25%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 26%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 27%
[23:56] Rei
    A group of telepathics suddenly appear
    and disturb Mob's daily life.
[23:59] Rei
    Having doubts about his peaceful youth,
    Mob heads into a world of women.
[24:02] Rei
    Where is the goal?
     Which way is tomorrow?
[24:04] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 2:
[24:06] Rei
    "Doubts About Youth
    The Telepathy Club Appears."
SIGN    Doubts About Youth
    The Telepathy Club Appears
[24:08] Rei
    Watching it in real time? Wise decision.

E2 - Doubts about Youth ~The Telepathy Club Appears~

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[00:02] Narrator
    Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
[00:05] Narrator
    A second-year in middle school.
[00:08] Narrator
    The second year of middle school kicks off
    the most sensitive period in one's life.
[00:13] Narrator
    People call it adolescence.
[00:17] Narrator
    Some hone their bodies playing sports,
[00:19] Narrator
    some work hard on their studies,
[00:22] Narrator
    some devote themselves to their hobbies,
[00:24] Narrator
    some polish their talents,
[00:27] Narrator
    some rebel,
[00:29] Narrator
    and some fall for the opposite sex
[00:32] Narrator
    and get a taste of bittersweet love.
[00:35] Narrator
    All those youthful desires come together to
    form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
[00:41] Narrator
    And Mob was spending that
    precious time working as
[00:44] Narrator
    an assistant at a psychic business
    for 300 yen an hour.
[00:48] Rei
    The reason is porn sites!
[00:51] Guy
    Porn sites...?
[00:54] Rei
    Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
[00:57] Rei
    a terrible one-click curse!
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Doubts About Youth
    The Telepathy Club Appears
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:36] Guy
    A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
[02:39] Rei
    They use illegal 18+ sites
    to curse your shoulder
[02:43] Rei
    and make you pay fees.
[02:45] Rei
    Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
[02:48] Guy
    Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
[02:52] Reigen
    Just don't move for a second.
    I'll lift the curse now.
[02:55] Guy
    No, it's fine!
[02:59] Rei
    Your right shoulder is stiff—
    The curse is strong.
[03:02] Guy
    Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
[03:08] Guy
    H-Huh? It actually feels good?
[03:12] ---
    Sorcery Crush!
SIGN    Sorcery Crush
[03:15] Rei
    It's finished!
[03:17] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[03:19] Narrator
    where he relieves the stress
    from physical fatigue
SIGN    Abeshi
[03:22] Narrator
    and gets rid of stiff shoulders
    and back pain.
[03:29] Rei
    I believe that I was able to
    lift the curse,
[03:31] Rei
    but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
[03:32] Guy
    I'm sorry that I doubted you.
    I feel much better!
[03:36] Guy
    May I come again?
[03:39] Rei
    Of course!
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Manual
SIGN    If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[03:41] Mob
    Er, the massage fee
[03:43] Mob
    for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
[03:45] Rei
    You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
    Call it the curse-dispelling fee!
[03:49] Mob
    Your change is 200 yen.
[03:51] Rei
    Here.
[03:52] Rei
    You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
[03:54] Mob
    Oh, sure. I'll have some.
[03:57] Mob
    Master Reigen, you're getting
    much better at massages.
[04:01] Rei
    Well, yeah.
[04:02] Rei
    I've been trying various things to improve,
    like reading books on Seitai.
SIGN    Limited-Time Offer
    If there are 3 evil spirits,
    the exorcism fee on 1 of
    them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[04:06] Rei
    Of course, it's only effective
    because of spiritual power.
[04:11] Rei
    Hot!
[04:12] Rei
    Such a waste!
[04:16] Mob
    Master, I've been thinking...
[04:19] Rei
    Well, this is rare.
    You never try to start a conversation.
[04:23] Mob
    Well, I can use a little ESP,
     and I'm different from other people,
[04:27] Mob
    so I came to discuss that with you
    and ended up becoming your student.
[04:32] Mob
    At the time, I didn't have anyone
    else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
[04:37] Mob
    because you teach me
    various things and pay me.
[04:41] Mob
    However, is this really okay?
[04:46] Mob
    That's what I've been thinking lately.
[04:49] Rei
    Does he think his pay is too low?
SIGN    Fake
[04:52] Rei
    Or did he finally find me out?
SIGN    Liar
SIGN    Con Artist
SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic
[04:55] Rei
    What do you mean?
[04:57] Mob
    How do I put this...
[04:58] Mob
    Rather than waste my youth
    working part-time after school,
[05:01] Mob
    I have a feeling that there may or may not be
[05:03] Mob
    some other things that
    I can only experience now...
[05:06] Rei
    Huh?
[05:08] Rei
    Oh, so that's it.
[05:10] Rei
    Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
[05:13] Rei
    Is there something that
    you want to do right now?
[05:15] Rei
    Be in a band?
[05:16] Rei
    Dance?
SIGN    To Wakkanai
[05:18] Rei
    Hitchhike?
[05:19] Mob
    No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
[05:22] Rei
    Listen, Mob.
[05:24] Rei
    There's no need to rush into things.
[05:27] Rei
    In my expert opinion,
    the going-home club is the absolute best.
[05:30] Rei
    You're goofing off during the period
    you can goof off the most,
[05:34] Rei
    and that makes you a winner in my book.
[05:36] Rei
    Keep on lazing around and
    make money from me.
[05:39] Rei
    Got it?
[05:41] Inukawa
    Wait a sec, Takenaka!
[05:44] Takenaka
    I get treated like a weirdo
    just for being in this club!
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[05:47] Inukawa
    Just wait!
[05:48] Takenaka
    I can't do it anymore!
[05:51] Saruta
    This isn't good.
[05:53] Kijibayashi
    A club must have five
     or more members, right?
[05:55] Inukawa
    What should we do, President?
[05:58] Tome
    What else can we do?
[06:00] Tome
    We have to find new members
    like our lives depend on it!
SIGN    Telepathy Club President:
    Kurata Tome
[06:07] Saruta
    Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
[06:09] Inukawa
    That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
SIGN    Student Council
[06:13] Hikaru
    I just received a submission of resignation
    from this club, so be forewarned...
[06:16] Inukawa
    The...
[06:17] All
    The student council!
SIGN    Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
[06:19] Hikaru
    This club will now be abolished.
[06:21] Kijibayashi
    Abolished?
[06:22] Saruta
    Already?!
[06:24] Hikaru
    Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
    to gather all of your things.
[06:27] Hikaru
    I actually just had a brand-new club
     request a club room.
[06:31] Tome
    H-Hold your horses!
[06:34] Tome
    I'm not going to let you
    abolish the Telepathy Club!
[06:36] Saruta
    The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
[06:38] Kijibayashi
    The student council's got nothing on us!
[06:40] Inukawa
    You think you're all high-and-mighty
    because of how you part your hair?!
[06:43] Hikaru
    Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
[06:49] Hikaru
    If you're that desperate
    to keep this club going,
[06:52] Hikaru
    bring me a new club member by
    the end of the school day on Friday.
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[06:56] Inukawa
    B-By Friday?
[06:59] Kijibayashi
    That only gives us two days.
[07:01] Saruta
    That's impossible.
[07:04] Tome
    Quit whining!
[07:05] Tome
    If we ask everyone we see to join,
    we'll be able to snag at least one!
[07:08] Saruta
    No, that's impossible.
    Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
[07:12] Tome
    No! I'm going to do this!
[07:14] Tome
    We have overcome so many obstacles
    up until now, haven't we?!
[07:20] All
    President...
[07:22] All
    We haven't done a single thing...
SIGN    The Next Day After School
[07:30] Guy
    Telepathy Club?
    Sorry, what are you talking about?
[07:32] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:34] Guy
    I've got a job.
[07:35] Girl
    Abolished? What's wrong with that?
[07:37] Guy
    You should be studying.
    We've got entrance exams this year.
[07:40] Girl
    Are there hot guys?
    Do you have any hot guys?
[07:43] Girl
    I want to be able to date.
SIGN    Girls Bathroom
[07:45] Girl
    I'd be worried about the stares,
    and it seems dangerous.
[07:47] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:49] Guy
    Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
[07:51] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:54] Girl
    Creepy.
[07:55] Guy
    No.
[07:55] Guy
    Creepy.
[07:56] Person
    No.
[07:56] Girl
    It's creepy, so no.
[08:01] Saruta
    It really was impossible to find
    new members this time of the year.
[08:05] Inukawa
    Not to mention we just keep
    getting called creepy.
[08:08] Inukawa
    Now even I want to quit.
[08:12] Tome
    No!
[08:15] Kijibayashi
    The president's lost it!
[08:16] Saruta
    Please calm down!
[08:20] Inukawa
    The going-home club...
[08:23] Inukawa
    President!
[08:23] Inukawa
    I've brought him! He's not
    in any clubs or committees,
[08:26] Inukawa
    and he doesn't have
    any friends or girlfriends.
[08:28] Inukawa
    Salt Middle's final go-homer
    and all-round bum,
[08:29] Inukawa
    Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
[08:31] Mob
    Well, he's basically right.
[08:33] Tome
    Well done, Inukawa!
[08:35] Tome
    Let me introduce you to the
    other members, Kageyama-kun.
[08:37] Tome
    This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
[08:40] Kijibayashi
    Nice to meet you.
[08:40] Saruta
    Hey.
[08:41] Tome
    And I'm the president,
    Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
[08:45] Tome
    Call me Tome-chan.
[08:50] Inukawa
    The president is pulling out all the stops!
[08:53] Mob
    Tome-chan...
[08:54] Mob
    That's my grandmother's name.
[08:57] Tome
    I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
[08:59] Tome
    There you have it!
[09:01] Tome
    Join the Telepathy Club!
[09:02] Mob
    I can't today.
[09:03] Tome
    What?!
[09:05] Inukawa
    Wait a second, Mob!
     You actually have plans?
[09:08] Mob
    Yeah.
[09:09] Mob
    I have to go to my exorcism job now.
[09:12] Tome
    Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
[09:14] Inukawa
    Ah, President! Actually, this guy
    was sort of famous in grade school.
[09:19] Inukawa
    He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
[09:22] Inukawa
    In other words...
[09:23] Inukawa
    He's an esper!
[09:25] Tome
    Stop being weird and just join our club.
[09:28] Tome
    I'm sure the exorcism can
    wait a little while.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:34] Rei
    Hey, what's up, Mob?
[09:36] Mob
    Ah, Master.
[09:38] Mob
    Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
    I'm being recruited into a club.
[09:41] Rei
    That should be over instantly.
[09:43] Mob
    No, I have to wait until the
    student council meeting is over,
[09:46] Mob
    and then go submit my club admission form.
[09:48] Rei
    Uh, wait.
[09:49] Rei
    So if I tell you to come immediately,
    you're not going to join?
[09:53] Mob
    Yes, well...
[09:54] Mob
    Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
[09:57] Rei
    So it's not like you actually want to join?
[09:59] Mob
    Not really, no.
[10:01] Rei
    Then hurry on over.
[10:02] Rei
    Show them how quickly someone in the
    going-home club can leave school.
[10:05] Mob
    He says he needs me right away,
    so I'll be going now.
[10:08] Tome
    P-Put me on for a sec!
[10:10] Tome
    I really need Kageyama-kun to
    join today, no matter what!
[10:14] Rei
    A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.
[10:17] Rei
    Mob's not the type to play any sports.
[10:20] Rei
    Forcing him into things isn't good.
[10:21] Tome
    We're not a sports club!
[10:23] Tome
    We're the Telepathy Club!
[10:25] Rei
    Huh? What the hell is that?
[10:26] Tome
    It's a club where we train
    to feel telepathic powers.
[10:29] Rei
    Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
[10:31] Rei
    What do you mean, "telepathy"?
[10:32] Tome
    Like you're one to talk!
[10:35] Tome
    I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
[10:39] Tome
    Aren't you using that to get more customers?
[10:42] Tome
    Because you're a phony!
[10:44] Rei
    Shut your mouth, amateur!
[10:45] Rei
    Don't you dare waste my student's
    precious time with your nonsense!
[10:49] Tome
    What?!
[10:51] Tome
    Are you saying that you don't care
    if our club gets abolished?
[10:54] Tome
    We'll get kicked out of the room!
[10:57] Mob
    Master, Senpai is about to cry,
    so I think I'll join after all...
[11:02] Rei
    Don't be fooled!
[11:03] Rei
    Those are crocodile tears!
[11:05] Rei
    Bonds, memories, and friendship...
[11:08] Rei
    Like any of those things will disappear
    because a club is abolished.
[11:12] Rei
    No! They just don't want to lose
    their room, their budget,
[11:17] Rei
    and their pointless after-school time,
    judging from what their club sounds like.
[11:21] Rei
    See through it, Mob!
[11:23] Rei
    That shady club is going down
    because it's meant to go down.
[11:27] Rei
    If you understand,
    hurry up and come to work!
[11:30] Mob
    I understand...
[11:33] Mob
    And so, I'll be leaving after all.
[11:37] Inukawa
    Wait! Hear me out, too!
[11:40] Inukawa
    It seems that the president
    seriously believes in telepathy,
[11:44] Inukawa
    but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
[11:47] Inukawa
    But, right now, we're in middle school.
[11:50] Inukawa
    This is the only time we're going
    to be able to goof off!
[11:53] Inukawa
    Play cards with us in this lazy
    little paradise we've created!
[11:58] Kijibayashi
    You're not going to find a more
    carefree club than this.
[12:01] Kijibayashi
    We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
[12:05] Tome
    You're our last hope,
[12:08] Tome
    Kageyama-kun!
[12:11] Rei
    You turned them down, didn't you?
[12:13] Mob
    No. I figured I could
    take a night to think about it.
[12:16] Rei
    You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
[12:20] Rei
    You need to turn down things
     you don't want to do.
[12:23] Mob
    Right now, the thing I least want to do
[12:25] Mob
    is be dressed like this.
[12:28] Rei
    Oh, there it is.
[12:29] Rei
    Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
[12:31] Rei
    It's a private all-girls high school.
[12:34] Rei
    We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
[12:37] Mob
    Okay.
SIGN    Highso Private Girls' Academy
[12:38] Guy
    Stop! What are you doing?
[12:39] Rei
    Pardon?
[12:40] Guy
    I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
[12:43] Rei
    I'm a student here.
[12:45] Guy
    Reporting from the front gate.
[12:46] Guy
    A suspicious individual showed up!
    Requesting backup!
[12:49] Rei
    Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
[12:51] Guy
    You perverted weirdo!
[12:53] Mob
    I knew this wouldn't work.
[12:55] Mob
    But I'm glad they instantly
    saw through our disguises.
[12:57] Mob
    I didn't want to infiltrate the school
    dressed up like this.
[13:00] Guy
    That was close, huh?
[13:02] Guy
    Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
[13:04] Mob
    Huh?
[13:06] Guy
    We'll deal with this phony.
SIGN    G
SIGN    GO
[13:12] Mob
    Huh?
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[13:24] Mob
    Won't I get in a lot of trouble
    if I'm busted?
[13:30] Mob
    He said we were meeting on the roof, but...
[13:39] Mob
    Um, hello.
[13:41] Mob
    I've come from the consultation office.
    Are you the clients?
[13:44] Girl
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[13:47] Girl
    An unfamiliar face.
    You a transfer student?
[13:49] Mob
    Huh?
[13:49] Girl
    Consultation office?
[13:51] Girl
    You trying to get through to us thugs?
[13:54] Girl
    So annoying!
[13:55] Girl
    Like we're going to let some
    twerp like you lecture us!
[13:59] Mob
    No, I'm just—
[14:00] Girl
    Why don't you mind your own business?!
[14:03] Girl
    If you don't, you're going to regret it!
[14:05] Mob
    Sorry about that...
[14:08] Girl
    Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
[14:10] Girl
    Hmph!
[14:15] Mari
    Hello?
[14:17] Chihiro
    You promptly got picked on
     by thugs. How funny.
SIGN    Chihiro
SIGN    Clients:
SIGN    Mari
SIGN    We're your clients.
[14:24] Mari
    Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
[14:26] Mob
    He was caught at the front gate.
[14:28] Mari
    Also, you both came here
    dressed as girls? Seriously?
[14:31] Mob
    He couldn't get us permission to come in,
    so we didn't have a choice...
[14:34] Mari
    I see.
[14:35] Mari
    Sorry to make you go through all that.
[14:37] Chihiro
    The school just refuses to take us seriously.
[14:43] Mob
    What did you tell them?
[14:45] Mari
    Students' belongings have been vanishing
    under mysterious circumstances,
[14:48] Mari
    and we've been hearing weird noises...
[14:50] Mari
    Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
[14:52] Mari
    We heard things have been spotted
    floating through the air, too.
[14:55] Chihiro
    Right. Apparently a bra started
    floating around in the locker room.
[14:59] Mob
    Bra...?
[15:01] Mari
    We're dead sure it has to be
    something supernatural.
[15:05] Chihiro
    So we just called the cheapest
    exorcist in the area
[15:09] Chihiro
    and somehow ended up with you.
[15:12] Mob
    Huh?
[15:13] Mari
    I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
    dealing with some high school girls.
[15:17] Mari
    You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
[15:19] Mob
    Th-Thank you...
[15:21] Chihiro
    That was sarcasm, duh!
    She wasn't complimenting you!
[15:23] Mari
    Are you sure we can trust you?
[15:26] Chihiro
    I have my doubts.
[15:27] Chihiro
    You seem unreliable.
[15:29] Mari
    What?
[15:31] Chihiro
    What's wrong?
[15:32] Mob
    I-It's okay...
[15:34] Mob
    I just have to perform an exorcism.
[15:39] Chihiro
    If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
[15:42] Mob
    Right.
[15:45] Mari
    Well? Do you sense anything?
[15:48] Mob
    Just slightly...
[15:49] Chihiro
    I wonder if he's being serious...
[15:53] Mob
    It's here. Nearby.
[15:54] Mari
    Huh? Really?!
[15:57] Girl
    Someone help!
[16:00] Mari
    What's wrong?
[16:01] Girl
    Something was here...
[16:04] Girl
    Something was looking in
    from the top of the door...
[16:08] Chihiro
    The windows are locked.
[16:10] Mari
    And no one's gone through the exit.
[16:13] Mob
    I'm going to follow the spirit.
[16:18] Mari
    Nothing so far?
[16:21] Chihiro
    We can trust you, right?
[16:23] Mob
    Right.
[16:25] Mari
    You still can't find it?
[16:28] Mob
    The spirit's angry.
[16:30] Both
    Huh?
[16:31] Mob
    If we keep pursuing it,
    it might try to do something.
[16:35] Chihiro
    Eek! What are we going to do?
[16:36] Mari
    The basketball team is practicing inside.
[16:39] Mob
    I'm going to end this.
[16:44] Mob
    I've trapped the spirit.
[16:52] Girl
    Pass! Pass! Hey!
[16:56] Mob
    I've found you.
[16:59] Girls
    Huh?
[17:04] Chihiro
    It's huge!
[17:05] Mari
    What is that?! A ghost?!
[17:08] Scent-Ghoul
    Psychic brat...
[17:11] Scent-Ghoul
    How dare you trap me?
[17:15] Scent-Ghoul
    Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
SIGN    Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
[17:19] Scent-Ghoul
    This is what you get!
[17:32] Scent-Ghoul
    Crap. I underestimated the psychic.
[17:35] Scent-Ghoul
    If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!
[17:40] Scent-Ghoul
    You smell nice.
[17:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I choose you!
[17:46] Mob
    Look out!
[17:47] Scent-Ghoul
    Huh?
[18:10] Mob
    It's over.
[18:11] Girl
    Wow.
[18:11] Girl
    Want to go home together today?
[18:11] Girl
    How did you do that?
[18:12] Girl
    What class is she in?
[18:12] Girl
    So cool!
[18:12] Girl
    Tell me!
[18:14] Mari
    Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
[18:17] Chihiro
    Thanks. Looks like you were
    pretty reliable after all.
[18:20] Scent-Ghoul
    Damn it...
[18:23] Scent-Ghoul
    How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
[18:26] Scent-Ghoul
    And here I thought
     I'd finally found happiness.
[18:30] Scent-Ghoul
    You seem to be similar to me.
[18:34] Mob
    Similar?
[18:35] Scent-Ghoul
    The way you get nervous around girls...
[18:39] Scent-Ghoul
    You're playing the loser role in youth
    just like me, aren't you?
[18:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I...
[18:45] Scent-Ghoul
    I finally started to have fun after I died.
[18:48] Scent-Ghoul
    I was content.
[18:51] Scent-Ghoul
    But I guess it's all over now.
[18:56] Scent-Ghoul
    Hey, are you living
    every day to the fullest?
[19:12] Ritsu
    What's wrong?
[19:13] Ritsu
    You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
[19:15] Mob
    Huh?
[19:16] Mob
    No, I'm fine.
[19:19] Ritsu
    All right, then...
[19:24] Inukawa
    Mob!
[19:25] Inukawa
    You came!
[19:27] Tome
    We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
[19:30] Tome
    Now, hurry up and
    sign this club admission form.
[19:34] Tome
    You're already here?
[19:36] Tome
    That was awfully quick...
[19:38] Tome
    Vice President!
[19:39] Hikaru
    Well, I had to show this room...
[19:43] Hikaru
    to them.
[19:45] Hikaru
    This will become the club room
[19:48] Hikaru
    of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
[19:51] Tome
    What? Hold on a sec!
[19:53] Tome
    The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
[19:55] Tome
    Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
[19:58] Hikaru
    What?
[19:59] Hikaru
    Are you insane?
[20:01] Mob
    Huh?
[20:02] Hikaru
    What grade are you in?
[20:04] Mob
    I'm a second-year.
[20:05] Hikaru
    Do you have any experience in other clubs?
[20:07] Mob
    No.
[20:08] Hikaru
    Do you have a close friend
    in the Telepathy Club?
[20:11] Mob
    I have an acquaintance.
[20:12] Hikaru
    Do you go to cram school?
[20:13] Mob
    No.
[20:14] Hikaru
    Do you study?
[20:15] Mob
    Not really.
[20:16] Hikaru
    Do you have any hobbies?
[20:17] Mob
    Um...
[20:18] Hikaru
    Don't you have anything
    that you want to do?
[20:20] Mob
    Huh?
[20:22] Hikaru
    If you let them goad you into joining
    despite having no interest at all,
[20:26] Hikaru
    what exactly will you gain from it?
[20:27] Mob
    Well, I just want to live
    every day to the fullest.
[20:31] Hikaru
    And will wasting your time after school
    with cola, snacks, and video games
[20:34] Hikaru
    help you do that?
[20:37] Hikaru
    If you want to join of your own free will,
     I will not stop you.
[20:40] Hikaru
    However, you should carefully
    reconsider this.
[20:43] Hikaru
    What is it that you really want to do?
[20:46] Mob
    What I want to do...
[20:49] Mob
    Do I have anything I want to do?
[20:51] Mob
    Does everyone else have something?
[20:54] Mob
    Something enjoyable?
    Something I'm envious of?
[20:57] Mob
    What are they enjoying?
[20:59] Mob
    Clubs, hobbies, and studying?
[21:03] Mob
    Hanging out with girls might be fun...
[21:07] Mob
    I did have a dream!
[21:09] Mob
    I wanted to confess my feelings to
    my first love, Tsubomi-chan,
[21:12] Mob
    and hold hands while walking home together.
[21:17] (Flashback) Mob
    Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[21:19] (Flashback) Mob
    When you make frogs float,
    they start swimming.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    Wow, how cute.
[21:24] (Flashback) Mob
    I can make the bar all squishy.
[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[21:30] (Flashback) Mob
    Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    I'm bored of that.
[21:38] (Flashback) Kid
    The red team is fast!
[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're so fast, Akira-kun!
[21:46] Mob
    That's right. If I can change anything
    by joining a club...
[21:52] Mob
    I'll join!
[21:56] Mob
    Thank you for having me,
[21:57] Mob
    Body Improvement Club!
[22:00] President
    Huh? You want to join us?
[22:03] Tome
    Huh?
[22:04] President
    Good to have you!
[22:06] Mob
    Thank you!
SIGN    Progress Toward
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
SIGN    Club Admission Form
SIGN    I will join the Body Improvement Club.
SIGN    Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN    Contact Information
SIGN    Reason for Joining
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Saint Highso Girls' Academy
SIGN    Pervert
    Appears at an All-girls'
    School in Broad Daylight!!
[23:42] Newscaster
    Unable to locate the whereabouts
[23:44] Newscaster
    of the suspicious individual who tried
    to infiltrate an all-girls' school
[23:47] Newscaster
    in broad daylight by crossdressing,
[23:49] Newscaster
    the whole area is on high alert...
[23:52] Reigen
    Hot!
SIGN    Wakusen Newspaper
SIGN    Crossdressing...
SIGN    Pervert!!
[23:56] Reigen
    Mob successfully joins the
    Body Improvement Club.
[23:58] Reigen
    On his way home, in an
    attempt to be popular,
[24:00] Reigen
    he heads to the main temple of
    an obviously shady-looking cult.
[24:02] Reigen
    Are you really sure about this, Mob?
[24:04] Reigen
    Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3:
[24:06] Reigen
    "An Invite to a Meeting
    Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular"
SIGN    An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular
[24:08] Reigen
    Recording it? That's also a wise decision.

E3 - An Invitation to a Meeting ~Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular~

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[00:02] Narrator
    Kageyama Shigeo, also known as Mob.
[00:05] Narrator
    A second-year in middle school.
[00:08] Narrator
    The second year of middle school kicks off
    the most sensitive period in one's life.
[00:13] Narrator
    People call it adolescence.
[00:17] Narrator
    Some hone their bodies playing sports,
[00:19] Narrator
    some work hard on their studies,
[00:22] Narrator
    some devote themselves to their hobbies,
[00:24] Narrator
    some polish their talents,
[00:27] Narrator
    some rebel,
[00:29] Narrator
    and some fall for the opposite sex
[00:32] Narrator
    and get a taste of bittersweet love.
[00:35] Narrator
    All those youthful desires come together to
    form the amalgamation that is adolescence.
[00:41] Narrator
    And Mob was spending that
    precious time working as
[00:44] Narrator
    an assistant at a psychic business
    for 300 yen an hour.
[00:48] Rei
    The reason is porn sites!
[00:51] Guy
    Porn sites...?
[00:54] Rei
    Yes! The curse that is on your shoulder is
[00:57] Rei
    a terrible one-click curse!
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Doubts About Youth
    The Telepathy Club Appears
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:36] Guy
    A-A one-click curse from porn sites?
[02:39] Rei
    They use illegal 18+ sites
    to curse your shoulder
[02:43] Rei
    and make you pay fees.
[02:45] Rei
    Nowadays, even curses are being digitized.
[02:48] Guy
    Who the hell would believe that hogwash?
[02:52] Reigen
    Just don't move for a second.
    I'll lift the curse now.
[02:55] Guy
    No, it's fine!
[02:59] Rei
    Your right shoulder is stiff—
    The curse is strong.
[03:02] Guy
    Hey! I'm not paying for this. Sto—
[03:08] Guy
    H-Huh? It actually feels good?
[03:12] ---
    Sorcery Crush!
SIGN    Sorcery Crush
[03:15] Rei
    It's finished!
[03:17] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[03:19] Narrator
    where he relieves the stress
    from physical fatigue
SIGN    Abeshi
[03:22] Narrator
    and gets rid of stiff shoulders
    and back pain.
[03:29] Rei
    I believe that I was able to
    lift the curse,
[03:31] Rei
    but do your shoulders still feel heavy?
[03:32] Guy
    I'm sorry that I doubted you.
    I feel much better!
[03:36] Guy
    May I come again?
[03:39] Rei
    Of course!
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Manual
SIGN    If there are 3 evil spirits, the exorcism fee on 1 of them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[03:41] Mob
    Er, the massage fee
[03:43] Mob
    for the 40-minute course is 3,800 yen.
[03:45] Rei
    You idiot! Don't call it the massage fee!
    Call it the curse-dispelling fee!
[03:49] Mob
    Your change is 200 yen.
[03:51] Rei
    Here.
[03:52] Rei
    You'll eat some, won't you, Mob?
[03:54] Mob
    Oh, sure. I'll have some.
[03:57] Mob
    Master Reigen, you're getting
    much better at massages.
[04:01] Rei
    Well, yeah.
[04:02] Rei
    I've been trying various things to improve,
    like reading books on Seitai.
SIGN    Limited-Time Offer
    If there are 3 evil spirits,
    the exorcism fee on 1 of
    them will be on the house!!
SIGN    This Month Only
[04:06] Rei
    Of course, it's only effective
    because of spiritual power.
[04:11] Rei
    Hot!
[04:12] Rei
    Such a waste!
[04:16] Mob
    Master, I've been thinking...
[04:19] Rei
    Well, this is rare.
    You never try to start a conversation.
[04:23] Mob
    Well, I can use a little ESP,
     and I'm different from other people,
[04:27] Mob
    so I came to discuss that with you
    and ended up becoming your student.
[04:32] Mob
    At the time, I didn't have anyone
    else to talk to, so I'm grateful,
[04:37] Mob
    because you teach me
    various things and pay me.
[04:41] Mob
    However, is this really okay?
[04:46] Mob
    That's what I've been thinking lately.
[04:49] Rei
    Does he think his pay is too low?
SIGN    Fake
[04:52] Rei
    Or did he finally find me out?
SIGN    Liar
SIGN    Con Artist
SIGN    Self-Proclaimed Psychic
[04:55] Rei
    What do you mean?
[04:57] Mob
    How do I put this...
[04:58] Mob
    Rather than waste my youth
    working part-time after school,
[05:01] Mob
    I have a feeling that there may or may not be
[05:03] Mob
    some other things that
    I can only experience now...
[05:06] Rei
    Huh?
[05:08] Rei
    Oh, so that's it.
[05:10] Rei
    Such is puberty, Mob-kun.
[05:13] Rei
    Is there something that
    you want to do right now?
[05:15] Rei
    Be in a band?
[05:16] Rei
    Dance?
SIGN    To Wakkanai
[05:18] Rei
    Hitchhike?
[05:19] Mob
    No, I don't have anything particular in mind.
[05:22] Rei
    Listen, Mob.
[05:24] Rei
    There's no need to rush into things.
[05:27] Rei
    In my expert opinion,
    the going-home club is the absolute best.
[05:30] Rei
    You're goofing off during the period
    you can goof off the most,
[05:34] Rei
    and that makes you a winner in my book.
[05:36] Rei
    Keep on lazing around and
    make money from me.
[05:39] Rei
    Got it?
[05:41] Inukawa
    Wait a sec, Takenaka!
[05:44] Takenaka
    I get treated like a weirdo
    just for being in this club!
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[05:47] Inukawa
    Just wait!
[05:48] Takenaka
    I can't do it anymore!
[05:51] Saruta
    This isn't good.
[05:53] Kijibayashi
    A club must have five
     or more members, right?
[05:55] Inukawa
    What should we do, President?
[05:58] Tome
    What else can we do?
[06:00] Tome
    We have to find new members
    like our lives depend on it!
SIGN    Telepathy Club President:
    Kurata Tome
[06:07] Saruta
    Maybe Takenaka-san came back.
[06:09] Inukawa
    That's gotta be it! Takenaka!
SIGN    Student Council
[06:13] Hikaru
    I just received a submission of resignation
    from this club, so be forewarned...
[06:16] Inukawa
    The...
[06:17] All
    The student council!
SIGN    Student Council Vice President: Tokugawa
[06:19] Hikaru
    This club will now be abolished.
[06:21] Kijibayashi
    Abolished?
[06:22] Saruta
    Already?!
[06:24] Hikaru
    Sadly, I'm going to have to ask you
    to gather all of your things.
[06:27] Hikaru
    I actually just had a brand-new club
     request a club room.
[06:31] Tome
    H-Hold your horses!
[06:34] Tome
    I'm not going to let you
    abolish the Telepathy Club!
[06:36] Saruta
    The Telepathy Club bond is strong.
[06:38] Kijibayashi
    The student council's got nothing on us!
[06:40] Inukawa
    You think you're all high-and-mighty
    because of how you part your hair?!
[06:43] Hikaru
    Shut up. Do you really want to anger me?
[06:49] Hikaru
    If you're that desperate
    to keep this club going,
[06:52] Hikaru
    bring me a new club member by
    the end of the school day on Friday.
SIGN    Telepathy Club
[06:56] Inukawa
    B-By Friday?
[06:59] Kijibayashi
    That only gives us two days.
[07:01] Saruta
    That's impossible.
[07:04] Tome
    Quit whining!
[07:05] Tome
    If we ask everyone we see to join,
    we'll be able to snag at least one!
[07:08] Saruta
    No, that's impossible.
    Recruiting season ended a long time ago.
[07:12] Tome
    No! I'm going to do this!
[07:14] Tome
    We have overcome so many obstacles
    up until now, haven't we?!
[07:20] All
    President...
[07:22] All
    We haven't done a single thing...
SIGN    The Next Day After School
[07:30] Guy
    Telepathy Club?
    Sorry, what are you talking about?
[07:32] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:34] Guy
    I've got a job.
[07:35] Girl
    Abolished? What's wrong with that?
[07:37] Guy
    You should be studying.
    We've got entrance exams this year.
[07:40] Girl
    Are there hot guys?
    Do you have any hot guys?
[07:43] Girl
    I want to be able to date.
SIGN    Girls Bathroom
[07:45] Girl
    I'd be worried about the stares,
    and it seems dangerous.
[07:47] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:49] Guy
    Sorry. It's creepy, so no.
[07:51] Guy
    It's creepy, so no.
[07:54] Girl
    Creepy.
[07:55] Guy
    No.
[07:55] Guy
    Creepy.
[07:56] Person
    No.
[07:56] Girl
    It's creepy, so no.
[08:01] Saruta
    It really was impossible to find
    new members this time of the year.
[08:05] Inukawa
    Not to mention we just keep
    getting called creepy.
[08:08] Inukawa
    Now even I want to quit.
[08:12] Tome
    No!
[08:15] Kijibayashi
    The president's lost it!
[08:16] Saruta
    Please calm down!
[08:20] Inukawa
    The going-home club...
[08:23] Inukawa
    President!
[08:23] Inukawa
    I've brought him! He's not
    in any clubs or committees,
[08:26] Inukawa
    and he doesn't have
    any friends or girlfriends.
[08:28] Inukawa
    Salt Middle's final go-homer
    and all-round bum,
[08:29] Inukawa
    Kageyama Shigeo-kun of class 2-1.
[08:31] Mob
    Well, he's basically right.
[08:33] Tome
    Well done, Inukawa!
[08:35] Tome
    Let me introduce you to the
    other members, Kageyama-kun.
[08:37] Tome
    This is Kijibayashi, and Saruta.
[08:40] Kijibayashi
    Nice to meet you.
[08:40] Saruta
    Hey.
[08:41] Tome
    And I'm the president,
    Kurata Tome, from class 3-5.
[08:45] Tome
    Call me Tome-chan.
[08:50] Inukawa
    The president is pulling out all the stops!
[08:53] Mob
    Tome-chan...
[08:54] Mob
    That's my grandmother's name.
[08:57] Tome
    I-I'm sure that is fate's doing, too!
[08:59] Tome
    There you have it!
[09:01] Tome
    Join the Telepathy Club!
[09:02] Mob
    I can't today.
[09:03] Tome
    What?!
[09:05] Inukawa
    Wait a second, Mob!
     You actually have plans?
[09:08] Mob
    Yeah.
[09:09] Mob
    I have to go to my exorcism job now.
[09:12] Tome
    Exorcism? What's that supposed to mean?
[09:14] Inukawa
    Ah, President! Actually, this guy
    was sort of famous in grade school.
[09:19] Inukawa
    He could bend spoons and make erasers move...
[09:22] Inukawa
    In other words...
[09:23] Inukawa
    He's an esper!
[09:25] Tome
    Stop being weird and just join our club.
[09:28] Tome
    I'm sure the exorcism can
    wait a little while.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[09:34] Rei
    Hey, what's up, Mob?
[09:36] Mob
    Ah, Master.
[09:38] Mob
    Is it all right if I'm a little late today?
    I'm being recruited into a club.
[09:41] Rei
    That should be over instantly.
[09:43] Mob
    No, I have to wait until the
    student council meeting is over,
[09:46] Mob
    and then go submit my club admission form.
[09:48] Rei
    Uh, wait.
[09:49] Rei
    So if I tell you to come immediately,
    you're not going to join?
[09:53] Mob
    Yes, well...
[09:54] Mob
    Shouldn't I keep the promise I made first?
[09:57] Rei
    So it's not like you actually want to join?
[09:59] Mob
    Not really, no.
[10:01] Rei
    Then hurry on over.
[10:02] Rei
    Show them how quickly someone in the
    going-home club can leave school.
[10:05] Mob
    He says he needs me right away,
    so I'll be going now.
[10:08] Tome
    P-Put me on for a sec!
[10:10] Tome
    I really need Kageyama-kun to
    join today, no matter what!
[10:14] Rei
    A girl, eh? She must be trying to use Mob.
[10:17] Rei
    Mob's not the type to play any sports.
[10:20] Rei
    Forcing him into things isn't good.
[10:21] Tome
    We're not a sports club!
[10:23] Tome
    We're the Telepathy Club!
[10:25] Rei
    Huh? What the hell is that?
[10:26] Tome
    It's a club where we train
    to feel telepathic powers.
[10:29] Rei
    Uh, that sounds shady as hell.
[10:31] Rei
    What do you mean, "telepathy"?
[10:32] Tome
    Like you're one to talk!
[10:35] Tome
    I heard that Kageyama-kun has ESP.
[10:39] Tome
    Aren't you using that to get more customers?
[10:42] Tome
    Because you're a phony!
[10:44] Rei
    Shut your mouth, amateur!
[10:45] Rei
    Don't you dare waste my student's
    precious time with your nonsense!
[10:49] Tome
    What?!
[10:51] Tome
    Are you saying that you don't care
    if our club gets abolished?
[10:54] Tome
    We'll get kicked out of the room!
[10:57] Mob
    Master, Senpai is about to cry,
    so I think I'll join after all...
[11:02] Rei
    Don't be fooled!
[11:03] Rei
    Those are crocodile tears!
[11:05] Rei
    Bonds, memories, and friendship...
[11:08] Rei
    Like any of those things will disappear
    because a club is abolished.
[11:12] Rei
    No! They just don't want to lose
    their room, their budget,
[11:17] Rei
    and their pointless after-school time,
    judging from what their club sounds like.
[11:21] Rei
    See through it, Mob!
[11:23] Rei
    That shady club is going down
    because it's meant to go down.
[11:27] Rei
    If you understand,
    hurry up and come to work!
[11:30] Mob
    I understand...
[11:33] Mob
    And so, I'll be leaving after all.
[11:37] Inukawa
    Wait! Hear me out, too!
[11:40] Inukawa
    It seems that the president
    seriously believes in telepathy,
[11:44] Inukawa
    but honestly, yeah, I just want to goof off.
[11:47] Inukawa
    But, right now, we're in middle school.
[11:50] Inukawa
    This is the only time we're going
    to be able to goof off!
[11:53] Inukawa
    Play cards with us in this lazy
    little paradise we've created!
[11:58] Kijibayashi
    You're not going to find a more
    carefree club than this.
[12:01] Kijibayashi
    We have until tomorrow, so think it over.
[12:05] Tome
    You're our last hope,
[12:08] Tome
    Kageyama-kun!
[12:11] Rei
    You turned them down, didn't you?
[12:13] Mob
    No. I figured I could
    take a night to think about it.
[12:16] Rei
    You shouldn't procrastinate, Mob.
[12:20] Rei
    You need to turn down things
     you don't want to do.
[12:23] Mob
    Right now, the thing I least want to do
[12:25] Mob
    is be dressed like this.
[12:28] Rei
    Oh, there it is.
[12:29] Rei
    Saint Highso Girls' Academy.
[12:31] Rei
    It's a private all-girls high school.
[12:34] Rei
    We're meeting the clients up on the roof.
[12:37] Mob
    Okay.
SIGN    Highso Private Girls' Academy
[12:38] Guy
    Stop! What are you doing?
[12:39] Rei
    Pardon?
[12:40] Guy
    I'm talking to you! Don't play dumb!
[12:43] Rei
    I'm a student here.
[12:45] Guy
    Reporting from the front gate.
[12:46] Guy
    A suspicious individual showed up!
    Requesting backup!
[12:49] Rei
    Hey, that's a bit mean, isn't it?
[12:51] Guy
    You perverted weirdo!
[12:53] Mob
    I knew this wouldn't work.
[12:55] Mob
    But I'm glad they instantly
    saw through our disguises.
[12:57] Mob
    I didn't want to infiltrate the school
    dressed up like this.
[13:00] Guy
    That was close, huh?
[13:02] Guy
    Now, hurry up and get away from the pervert.
[13:04] Mob
    Huh?
[13:06] Guy
    We'll deal with this phony.
SIGN    G
SIGN    GO
[13:12] Mob
    Huh?
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 30%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 31%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 32%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 33%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 34%
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 35%
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[13:24] Mob
    Won't I get in a lot of trouble
    if I'm busted?
[13:30] Mob
    He said we were meeting on the roof, but...
[13:39] Mob
    Um, hello.
[13:41] Mob
    I've come from the consultation office.
    Are you the clients?
[13:44] Girl
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[13:47] Girl
    An unfamiliar face.
    You a transfer student?
[13:49] Mob
    Huh?
[13:49] Girl
    Consultation office?
[13:51] Girl
    You trying to get through to us thugs?
[13:54] Girl
    So annoying!
[13:55] Girl
    Like we're going to let some
    twerp like you lecture us!
[13:59] Mob
    No, I'm just—
[14:00] Girl
    Why don't you mind your own business?!
[14:03] Girl
    If you don't, you're going to regret it!
[14:05] Mob
    Sorry about that...
[14:08] Girl
    Man, talk about a downer. Let's go.
[14:10] Girl
    Hmph!
[14:15] Mari
    Hello?
[14:17] Chihiro
    You promptly got picked on
     by thugs. How funny.
SIGN    Chihiro
SIGN    Clients:
SIGN    Mari
SIGN    We're your clients.
[14:24] Mari
    Isn't that Reigen guy coming?
[14:26] Mob
    He was caught at the front gate.
[14:28] Mari
    Also, you both came here
    dressed as girls? Seriously?
[14:31] Mob
    He couldn't get us permission to come in,
    so we didn't have a choice...
[14:34] Mari
    I see.
[14:35] Mari
    Sorry to make you go through all that.
[14:37] Chihiro
    The school just refuses to take us seriously.
[14:43] Mob
    What did you tell them?
[14:45] Mari
    Students' belongings have been vanishing
    under mysterious circumstances,
[14:48] Mari
    and we've been hearing weird noises...
[14:50] Mari
    Like, a poltergeist phenomenon?
[14:52] Mari
    We heard things have been spotted
    floating through the air, too.
[14:55] Chihiro
    Right. Apparently a bra started
    floating around in the locker room.
[14:59] Mob
    Bra...?
[15:01] Mari
    We're dead sure it has to be
    something supernatural.
[15:05] Chihiro
    So we just called the cheapest
    exorcist in the area
[15:09] Chihiro
    and somehow ended up with you.
[15:12] Mob
    Huh?
[15:13] Mari
    I can't believe a guy was trembling so much
    dealing with some high school girls.
[15:17] Mari
    You must be quite the reliable gentleman.
[15:19] Mob
    Th-Thank you...
[15:21] Chihiro
    That was sarcasm, duh!
    She wasn't complimenting you!
[15:23] Mari
    Are you sure we can trust you?
[15:26] Chihiro
    I have my doubts.
[15:27] Chihiro
    You seem unreliable.
[15:29] Mari
    What?
[15:31] Chihiro
    What's wrong?
[15:32] Mob
    I-It's okay...
[15:34] Mob
    I just have to perform an exorcism.
[15:39] Chihiro
    If you feel anything spiritual, let us know.
[15:42] Mob
    Right.
[15:45] Mari
    Well? Do you sense anything?
[15:48] Mob
    Just slightly...
[15:49] Chihiro
    I wonder if he's being serious...
[15:53] Mob
    It's here. Nearby.
[15:54] Mari
    Huh? Really?!
[15:57] Girl
    Someone help!
[16:00] Mari
    What's wrong?
[16:01] Girl
    Something was here...
[16:04] Girl
    Something was looking in
    from the top of the door...
[16:08] Chihiro
    The windows are locked.
[16:10] Mari
    And no one's gone through the exit.
[16:13] Mob
    I'm going to follow the spirit.
[16:18] Mari
    Nothing so far?
[16:21] Chihiro
    We can trust you, right?
[16:23] Mob
    Right.
[16:25] Mari
    You still can't find it?
[16:28] Mob
    The spirit's angry.
[16:30] Both
    Huh?
[16:31] Mob
    If we keep pursuing it,
    it might try to do something.
[16:35] Chihiro
    Eek! What are we going to do?
[16:36] Mari
    The basketball team is practicing inside.
[16:39] Mob
    I'm going to end this.
[16:44] Mob
    I've trapped the spirit.
[16:52] Girl
    Pass! Pass! Hey!
[16:56] Mob
    I've found you.
[16:59] Girls
    Huh?
[17:04] Chihiro
    It's huge!
[17:05] Mari
    What is that?! A ghost?!
[17:08] Scent-Ghoul
    Psychic brat...
[17:11] Scent-Ghoul
    How dare you trap me?
[17:15] Scent-Ghoul
    Are you going to try to ruin my paradise?
SIGN    Evil Spirit: Scent-Ghoul
[17:19] Scent-Ghoul
    This is what you get!
[17:32] Scent-Ghoul
    Crap. I underestimated the psychic.
[17:35] Scent-Ghoul
    If I don't take a hostage, he'll erase me!
[17:40] Scent-Ghoul
    You smell nice.
[17:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I choose you!
[17:46] Mob
    Look out!
[17:47] Scent-Ghoul
    Huh?
[18:10] Mob
    It's over.
[18:11] Girl
    Wow.
[18:11] Girl
    Want to go home together today?
[18:11] Girl
    How did you do that?
[18:12] Girl
    What class is she in?
[18:12] Girl
    So cool!
[18:12] Girl
    Tell me!
[18:14] Mari
    Listen to them cheer. Good for you.
[18:17] Chihiro
    Thanks. Looks like you were
    pretty reliable after all.
[18:20] Scent-Ghoul
    Damn it...
[18:23] Scent-Ghoul
    How could I be defeated by a loser like you?
[18:26] Scent-Ghoul
    And here I thought
     I'd finally found happiness.
[18:30] Scent-Ghoul
    You seem to be similar to me.
[18:34] Mob
    Similar?
[18:35] Scent-Ghoul
    The way you get nervous around girls...
[18:39] Scent-Ghoul
    You're playing the loser role in youth
    just like me, aren't you?
[18:43] Scent-Ghoul
    I...
[18:45] Scent-Ghoul
    I finally started to have fun after I died.
[18:48] Scent-Ghoul
    I was content.
[18:51] Scent-Ghoul
    But I guess it's all over now.
[18:56] Scent-Ghoul
    Hey, are you living
    every day to the fullest?
[19:12] Ritsu
    What's wrong?
[19:13] Ritsu
    You seem out of it. Something troubling you?
[19:15] Mob
    Huh?
[19:16] Mob
    No, I'm fine.
[19:19] Ritsu
    All right, then...
[19:24] Inukawa
    Mob!
[19:25] Inukawa
    You came!
[19:27] Tome
    We believed in you, Kageyama-kun!
[19:30] Tome
    Now, hurry up and
    sign this club admission form.
[19:34] Tome
    You're already here?
[19:36] Tome
    That was awfully quick...
[19:38] Tome
    Vice President!
[19:39] Hikaru
    Well, I had to show this room...
[19:43] Hikaru
    to them.
[19:45] Hikaru
    This will become the club room
[19:48] Hikaru
    of the newly formed Body Improvement Club.
[19:51] Tome
    What? Hold on a sec!
[19:53] Tome
    The Telepathy Club won't be abolished!
[19:55] Tome
    Kageyama-kun here is just about to join!
[19:58] Hikaru
    What?
[19:59] Hikaru
    Are you insane?
[20:01] Mob
    Huh?
[20:02] Hikaru
    What grade are you in?
[20:04] Mob
    I'm a second-year.
[20:05] Hikaru
    Do you have any experience in other clubs?
[20:07] Mob
    No.
[20:08] Hikaru
    Do you have a close friend
    in the Telepathy Club?
[20:11] Mob
    I have an acquaintance.
[20:12] Hikaru
    Do you go to cram school?
[20:13] Mob
    No.
[20:14] Hikaru
    Do you study?
[20:15] Mob
    Not really.
[20:16] Hikaru
    Do you have any hobbies?
[20:17] Mob
    Um...
[20:18] Hikaru
    Don't you have anything
    that you want to do?
[20:20] Mob
    Huh?
[20:22] Hikaru
    If you let them goad you into joining
    despite having no interest at all,
[20:26] Hikaru
    what exactly will you gain from it?
[20:27] Mob
    Well, I just want to live
    every day to the fullest.
[20:31] Hikaru
    And will wasting your time after school
    with cola, snacks, and video games
[20:34] Hikaru
    help you do that?
[20:37] Hikaru
    If you want to join of your own free will,
     I will not stop you.
[20:40] Hikaru
    However, you should carefully
    reconsider this.
[20:43] Hikaru
    What is it that you really want to do?
[20:46] Mob
    What I want to do...
[20:49] Mob
    Do I have anything I want to do?
[20:51] Mob
    Does everyone else have something?
[20:54] Mob
    Something enjoyable?
    Something I'm envious of?
[20:57] Mob
    What are they enjoying?
[20:59] Mob
    Clubs, hobbies, and studying?
[21:03] Mob
    Hanging out with girls might be fun...
[21:07] Mob
    I did have a dream!
[21:09] Mob
    I wanted to confess my feelings to
    my first love, Tsubomi-chan,
[21:12] Mob
    and hold hands while walking home together.
[21:17] (Flashback) Mob
    Look, Tsubomi-chan.
[21:19] (Flashback) Mob
    When you make frogs float,
    they start swimming.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    Wow, how cute.
[21:24] (Flashback) Mob
    I can make the bar all squishy.
[21:27] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're amazing, Mob-kun.
[21:30] (Flashback) Mob
    Look! I'm only showing you, Tsubomi-chan!
[21:34] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    I'm bored of that.
[21:38] (Flashback) Kid
    The red team is fast!
[21:43] (Flashback) Tsubomi
    You're so fast, Akira-kun!
[21:46] Mob
    That's right. If I can change anything
    by joining a club...
[21:52] Mob
    I'll join!
[21:56] Mob
    Thank you for having me,
[21:57] Mob
    Body Improvement Club!
[22:00] President
    Huh? You want to join us?
[22:03] Tome
    Huh?
[22:04] President
    Good to have you!
[22:06] Mob
    Thank you!
SIGN    Progress Toward
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 40%
SIGN    Club Admission Form
SIGN    I will join the Body Improvement Club.
SIGN    Class 2-1 Kageyama Shigeo
SIGN    Contact Information
SIGN    Reason for Joining
SIGN    Live
SIGN    Saint Highso Girls' Academy
SIGN    Pervert
    Appears at an All-girls'
    School in Broad Daylight!!
[23:42] Newscaster
    Unable to locate the whereabouts
[23:44] Newscaster
    of the suspicious individual who tried
    to infiltrate an all-girls' school
[23:47] Newscaster
    in broad daylight by crossdressing,
[23:49] Newscaster
    the whole area is on high alert...
[23:52] Reigen
    Hot!
SIGN    Wakusen Newspaper
SIGN    Crossdressing...
SIGN    Pervert!!
[23:56] Reigen
    Mob successfully joins the
    Body Improvement Club.
[23:58] Reigen
    On his way home, in an
    attempt to be popular,
[24:00] Reigen
    he heads to the main temple of
    an obviously shady-looking cult.
[24:02] Reigen
    Are you really sure about this, Mob?
[24:04] Reigen
    Next time, on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 3:
[24:06] Reigen
    "An Invite to a Meeting
    Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular"
SIGN    An Invite to a Meeting Simply Put, I Just Want to be Popular
[24:08] Reigen
    Recording it? That's also a wise decision.

E4 - Idiots Only Event ~Kin~

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SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School
[00:05] Guy
    The guys from Salt Middle School are strong!
SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School Gang Leader:
    Edano Tsuyoshi
[00:08] Guy
    Damn it... So he's Salt Middle School's
    Tenga the Demon!
SIGN    Salt Middle School
    Gang Leader:
    Onigawara Tenga
[00:11] Tenga
    Is that all you've got?
    That wasn't even a warm-up.
[00:16] Guy
    Damn it!
[00:17] Guy
    The shadow leader!
[00:18] Guy
    Someone get Teru-san!
[00:22] Guy
    D-Damn...
[00:23] Guy
    That's Teru-san for you.
[00:25] Guy
    But isn't this a bit overboard?
[00:28] Teruki
    It had to be done.
[00:29] Teruki
    They had the nerve to stand up to me.
SIGN    What's for lunch today? We can actually go out for lunch sometime, right? Right? Right? Right?
[00:31] Teruki
    If you show idiots like these
     that you're out of their league,
[00:35] Teruki
    they'll suddenly bow down to you,
    like completely different people.
SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year:
[00:38] Teruki
    Just like you guys.
SIGN    Black Vinegar Middle School 2nd-year
    Hanazawa Teruki
[00:40] Teruki
    Not to mention, it's not a bad idea
    having these guys indebted to me.
SIGN    A.K.A.:
SIGN    Teru
[00:47] Teruki
    Be it power or people...
[00:49] Teruki
    I'm going to take advantage
    of everything I can.
[00:52] Teruki
    After all, I'm the main character
    in this world.
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    Idiots Only Event Kin
[02:31] Mom
    Shige, wake up!
[02:34] Mom
    You're going to be late.
[02:38] Dimple
    Good morning. Isn't it a
    lovely morning, Partner?
[02:42] Dimple
    You surprised?
[02:43] Dimple
    Well, you know what they say.
    Yesterday's enemy could be today's friend.
[02:47] Dimple
    Hm? You want to shake hands?
[02:50] Dimple
    What are you—Stop! Wait, wait!
[02:54] Dimple
    You startled me! What was that for?!
[02:57] Mob
    I thought this might be a dream.
[02:59] Dimple
    And when you think that,
    you're supposed to pinch your own cheek!
[03:03] Mob
    Who are you?
[03:04] Dimple
    I'm Dimple! The head of the religious group!
[03:07] Dimple
    You know, we had a fight
    to the death yesterday!
[03:10] Mob
    Oh... So you didn't completely disappear.
[03:12] Dimple
    W-Wait! Hear me out!
[03:14] Dimple
    I don't plan on living the rest
    of my life as some spirit!
[03:18] Mob
    But aren't you already dead?
[03:20] Dimple
    You're not supposed to go there, Shige-chan.
[03:23] Dimple
    An idol! A pro baseball player!
    A movie star!
[03:26] Dimple
    Everyone has some kind of dream!
[03:29] Dimple
    And I have an ambition, too.
[03:31] Dimple
    To stand at the top of all creation...
[03:34] Dimple
    Basically, to become God!
[03:36] Dimple
    I dream of the day that I become God.
[03:39] Mob
    Huh... So that's why you created
    that religious organization.
[03:43] Dimple
    Though it was destroyed.
[03:45] Dimple
    But now I know...
[03:47] Dimple
    that in order to gain command
    over people's hearts,
[03:49] Dimple
    I just have to show off some
    strong psychic powers.
[03:53] Dimple
    Shige-chan! Pair up with me!
[03:55] Dimple
    Let's shoot for the top of the world together!
[03:58] Mob
    Any more final words?
[04:00] Dimple
    Eek!
[04:01] Dimple
    Seriously?!
[04:03] Dimple
    I don't want to disappear yet!
[04:05] Dimple
    I won't do anything bad anymore!
[04:08] Mob
    Really?
[04:09] Dimple
    Really!
[04:12] Mob
    All right.
[04:14] Mob
    Then I'll discuss it with my master.
[04:16] Mob
    Don't do anything weird at my home or school.
[04:20] Dimple
    Talk about a softy.
[04:22] Dimple
    I'll just wait for my chance to possess him.
[04:27] Ritsu
    Nii-san, Mom says to hurry up
    and eat breakfast.
[04:30] Mob
    Okay. I'll be right there.
[04:32] Ritsu
    Were you talking to someone just now?
[04:34] Mob
    Nope.
[04:36] Ritsu
    Oh, okay.
[04:37] Ritsu
    Anyway, hurry up.
[04:38] Mob
    Okay.
[04:40] Dimple
    Your brother seems pretty
    smart and nice, Shige-chan.
[04:44] Mob
    My name's Shigeo.
[04:46] Mob
    Call me "Shige-chan" one more time,
    and I'll exorcise you.
[04:49] Dimple
    A-All right. Sorry, Sh-Shigeo.
SIGN    Seasoning City, Salt Middle School
[04:53] Dimple
    Just as I found out yesterday,
    it's hard to read what Shigeo's thinking.
[04:59] Dimple
    I must study his personal and social life
    and try to figure him out.
[05:04] Dimple
    If all goes well, Shigeo could start to
    see me as someone who truly gets him.
[05:09] Dimple
    If he eventually starts relying on me...
[05:15] Mezato
    Hey, Kageyama-kun.
[05:17] Mezato
    You're Kageyama Ritsu-kun
    from Class 1-3, right?
[05:20] Ritsu
    Yeah.
[05:21] Mezato
    I'm Mezato from Class 2-1
    and the school paper.
[05:24] Mezato
    Do you have a sec?
[05:26] Ritsu
    So you're in the same class as my brother.
[05:28] Ritsu
    If you want to know about his
    psychic powers, ask him yourself.
[05:31] Mezato
    Aw, come on. I have something
    interesting to tell you, too.
[05:36] Ritsu
    Did something happen with my brother?
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[05:39] Rei
    I accept.
[05:42] Rei
    I'll exorcise this evil spirit photo,
[05:47] Rei
    so please come back in about two hours.
[05:52] Rei
    Graphic Exorcism!
[05:56] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
    where he uses CG software to edit photos
SIGN    Graphic Exorcism
[06:02] Narrator
    and makes them look perfectly natural.
[06:05] Rei
    Crap!
[06:06] Rei
    I accidentally erased
    the client's eyebrow, too!
[06:10] Mob
    Master.
[06:11] Rei
    Is that you, Mob? I'm a bit busy
    right now, so give me a minute.
[06:13] Dimple
    Wait... That's your master?
[06:16] Mob
    Yup. He's Master Reigen, a psychic.
[06:19] Dimple
    Uh, you can't be serious.
[06:21] Mob
    What do you mean?
[06:22] Dimple
    I don't feel any spiritual power
    from him at all.
[06:25] Dimple
    That idiot Shigeo is totally getting used.
[06:29] Dimple
    I could let him know...
[06:32] Dimple
    But no, this is fine.
[06:35] Dimple
    I'm going to use him to the fullest, too!
[06:39] Rei
    All right, it's done.
[06:41] Mob
    Master, I've had this spirit
    stuck to me since this morning.
[06:44] Mob
    What do you think I should do?
[06:46] Mob
    Should I erase it?
[06:48] Rei
    Hm?
[06:51] Dimple
    Hmph. You won't be able to see me, you fake.
[06:55] Rei
    It's too weak for me to see.
SIGN    Wha!!?
[06:58] Rei
    For you, it'd be about the same
    as a ladybug on your shoulder.
[07:02] Rei
    Do whatever you want.
[07:04] Mob
    Good for you.
[07:05] Mob
    If you don't cause any harm,
    I won't erase you.
SIGN    A Delicious Lifestyle
    MobDonalds
SIGN    Where Dimples Magically Appear On Your Face When You Eat
[07:09] Ritsu
    There's nothing that triggered it.
[07:11] Ritsu
    Nii-san was born with his psychic powers.
[07:15] Ritsu
    Ever since I can remember,
[07:17] Ritsu
    Nii-san has been causing
    strange phenomena and showing me.
[07:21] Ritsu
    To me, Nii-san was the standard of the world.
[07:25] Mezato
    Standard?
[07:27] Ritsu
    But it's been a while since Nii-san's
    used his powers in front of others.
[07:33] Ritsu
    What happened to my brother?
[07:36] Mezato
    Mob-kun's caused quite a stir.
SIGN    We're Looking For Our God. The Psycho Helmet Religion
[07:40] Dimple
    Doesn't this look like you, Shigeo?
[07:42] Mob
    No.
[07:43] Dimple
    Hm? This phone number's... I see.
[07:48] Dimple
    So now they're seeking support from Shigeo.
[07:52] Dimple
    Jeez, they're so easy to read.
[07:56] Mezato
    Mob-kun's hidden charisma
[07:59] Mezato
    managed to bring forth adoration
    from a lot of people at once.
[08:02] Mezato
    So much so that it formed a new religion.
[08:05] Mezato
    I think he deserves more recognition.
[08:09] Mezato
    So I thought I'd get an exclusive
    from your point of view—
[08:12] Ritsu
    I'll have to decline, Mezato-senpai.
[08:15] Ritsu
    Nii-san's powers are not some sideshow.
[08:17] Mezato
    No, that's not what I meant...
[08:20] Mezato
    Well, maybe I did.
[08:22] Mezato
    But he could get really popular—
[08:23] Ritsu
    Well, I'll be going now.
[08:29] Mezato
    Kageyama Ritsu-kun.
SIGN    Kageyama Ritsu-Class 1-3
    in the student council
    Hot! Top of his class
    Good at sports
    Good at sprints
    Apparently he's fast
SIGN    Seems a bit hard to get close to
    Has a lot of secret fans
    Relationship with brother: unknown
    I don't really know about Mob-kun, either
    Likes tofu
    Blood type: B Born 7/2
[08:31] Mezato
    His grades are at the top of his class,
[08:33] Mezato
    and he's a hot, popular guy
    who is great at sports.
[08:37] Mezato
    He's got everything that Mob-kun doesn't.
[08:42] Mezato
    Jeez...
[08:43] Mezato
    People really aren't born equal...
[08:51] Ritsu
    Nii-san was the standard of my world.
[08:55] Ritsu
    Psychic powers were a perfectly
    normal existence for me.
[08:59] Ritsu
    Because I'm his little brother,
[09:01] Ritsu
    I thought that I would be able
    to use them, too, someday.
[09:05] Ritsu
    That's what I wished for...
[09:07] Ritsu
    "Charisma," my foot!
[09:09] Ritsu
    "Popular," my foot!
[09:11] Ritsu
    Give me a break!
[09:13] Ritsu
    Psychic powers aren't that cheap!
[09:22] Mob
    I'm leaving now.
[09:23] Ritsu
    Nii-san. I'll go with you.
[09:26] Mob
    That's rare. You're usually gone early.
[09:29] Ritsu
    There isn't a student council
    meeting this morning.
[09:32] Ritsu
    Also, I wanted to talk to you
    about something.
[09:36] Dimple
    He seems to be pretty close to you.
[09:39] Ritsu
    Why don't you use your
     psychic powers more often?
[09:44] Mob
    I don't get any opportunities to.
[09:46] Dimple
    And I'm telling you there's plenty!
[09:50] Ritsu
    I guess you don't have any desires.
[09:52] Mob
    I do, but using my powers would be pointless.
[09:56] Ritsu
    Huh?
[09:57] Mob
    Psychic powers aren't needed
    to survive in the first place.
[10:01] Dimple
    You're the only one who thinks that!
[10:04] Dimple
    They're not pointless! You just haven't
    realized how useful they are!
[10:08] Ritsu
    Are there things that you can't have,
    even if you use your powers?
[10:11] Dimple
    Not at all! You can even become God!
[10:15] Mob
    Muscles.
[10:17] Dimple
    What is he talking about?
[10:20] Mob
    Or the ability to understand girls,
    or read my surroundings.
[10:24] Mob
    I think there's even more
    than that, like wisdom.
[10:28] Mob
    I envy you, Ritsu.
[10:37] Mob
    Hm... Yeah.
SIGN    Find the Area
[10:39] Mob
    I mean, psychic powers can't even
    help you solve math problems.
[10:44] Dimple
    If those powers belonged to someone else,
[10:47] Dimple
    we would have seen a completely
    different world...
[10:52] Goda
    What did you want with the
    Body Improvement Club?
[10:54] Goda
    This is no place for the likes of you.
[10:59] Goda
    Unlike you guys who waste your lives away,
[11:02] Goda
    we are living in the moment, Onigawara.
[11:05] Tenga
    What about them?
[11:11] Goda
    If you have something to say,
    let's go outside.
[11:13] Tenga
    He avoided the question!
[11:16] Tenga
    I'll keep this short.
[11:17] Tenga
    You guys in the Body Improvement Club
[11:20] Tenga
    have the strongest bodies
    in Salt Middle School.
[11:23] Tenga
    I want to ask for your guys' help in order
    to crush Black Vinegar Middle School!
[11:27] Goda
    Sadly, this is lower body strengthening month,
[11:31] Goda
    so we're busy doing squats.
[11:34] Tenga
    Squats?! What are you...
[11:35] Goda
    Fighting is stupid!
[11:38] Goda
    Our muscles don't exist
    for something so petty!
[11:43] Yamazaki
    What'd you say?!
[11:49] Shimura
    Say no to violence.
[11:51] Tenga
    H-He stopped Yamazaki with one hand...
[11:54] Tenga
    With these musclebound freaks on our side,
    we'd definitely be able to win!
[11:59] Tenga
    What?
[12:00] Tenga
    There's one guy who obviously
    hasn't improved his body...
[12:05] Dimple
    Shigeo, you aren't actually
    aiming for this, are you?
SIGN    Progress Toward
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 28%
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[12:19] TV
    Next is today's weather.
[12:22] TV
    Though a lot of parts will be sunny today,
[12:25] TV
    there is some instability in the atmosphere.
[12:27] TV
    There is a possibility of
    thunderstorms and high winds.

[12:31] TV
    If you're going out, it may be a good idea
    to bring along a foldable umbrella...

[12:33] Tenga
    You gotta fight poison with poison.
[12:36] Tenga
    I'll send Salt Middle's extraterritoriality,
    the Body Improvement Club,
[12:39] Tenga
    to clash with Black Vinegar Middle's
    shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki.
[12:43] Kawa
    You've got that saying slightly wrong.
[12:46] Kawa
    And the Body Improvement Club
    isn't really poison...
[12:49] Shima
    Isn't the nuance of extraterritoriality
    a bit weird, too?
[12:51] Shima
    I think he just wanted to try saying it.
[12:53] Yamazaki
    Both of those came up in class recently.
[12:56] Yamazaki
    Apparently Tenga-san is
    actually paying attention.
[12:59] Yamazaki
    Though he's an idiot—
[13:05] Kawa
    Th-There it is!
[13:06] Kawa
    Demon Rush! Tenga-san's special move
    of repeated punches!
[13:09] Kawa
    It's a legendary move that
    you rarely get to see.
[13:12] Shima
    It's supposed to be rare,
    but apparently he's using it here!
[13:16] Shima
    You really are amazing, Tenga-san.
SIGN    To Kageyama-kun of the Body Improvement Club <3 How are you? I'm a girl, but Kageyama-kun, I abhor you!!! I'll be waiting for you at Ankle Park. <3 Please come!!!
[13:27] Mob
    Th-This is...
[13:31] Mob
    What is this? Abhor?
[13:34] Mob
    Did I offend someone?
[13:36] Dimple
    I'm assuming it's supposed
    to be a love letter.
[13:38] Dimple
    They spelled "adore" wrong.
[13:39] Mob
    Adore? What?!
[13:42] Dimple
    Er, that's definitely a lie.
[13:44] Mob
    Huh?
[13:45] Mob
    This is a lie?
[13:47] Dimple
    That's a guy's handwriting,
    so it's clearly a fake love letter.
[13:51] Dimple
    You're too unpopular to realize, huh?
[13:53] Mob
    So, this is a lie?
[13:55] Dimple
    Let it go, Shigeo. Let it go.
[13:59] Mob
    It's a li—
SIGN    Challenge. By Onigawara. You took real good care of us last time. Our helper will deal with you this time, so come to Ankle Park. Bring as many as you want. Don't run away, you rice bastards!!!
[14:01] Guy
    We received a challenge.
[14:03] Guy
    The only one with handwriting this bad
[14:05] Guy
    is Onigawara from Salt Middle School.
[14:08] Guy
    He doesn't give up, does he?
[14:10] Guy
    What's this "you rice bastards" part mean?
[14:13] Guy
    I think he wanted to write "you rat bastards."
[14:15] Guys
    You're so smart, Edano-san.
[14:17] Boss
    No, it's just that Onigawara is stupid.
[14:23] Tenga
    My plan is so perfect that I scare myself.
[14:27] Tenga
    Now we just have to wait for them to take the bait, and make our move.
[14:32] Kawa
    I'm sure the guys from
    Black Vinegar Middle will be there,
[14:35] Kawa
    but will the guy from the
    Body Improvement Club show up?
[14:38] Kawa
    He might think it's a prank.
[14:39] Tenga
    No, he'll definitely fall for it.
[14:42] Tenga
    Just in case, I wrote "I'm a girl," on it.
[14:46] Tenga
    And added a heart!
[14:48] Shima
    A girl wouldn't write "I'm a girl"...
[14:50] Yamazaki
    Seriously, no one's going to fall for that.
[14:54] Narrator
    But he did.
[14:56] Dimple
    You're seriously...
[14:58] Mob
    Well, if a girl actually is waiting,
    I'd feel bad for her.
[15:01] Dimple
    I told you that's a fantasy!
SIGN    Ankle Park
[15:04] Dimple
    Are you sure about this?
[15:06] Dimple
    You didn't even tell the muscle guys.
[15:08] Mob
    We're supposed to train on our own today.
[15:11] Boss
    Hey.
[15:12] Boss
    You're from Salt Middle School, aren't you?
[15:14] Mob
    Huh?
[15:19] Sagawa
    Captain Musashi, there's trouble!
SIGN    Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
[15:21] Sagawa
    This was under a dumbbell.
SIGN    We have Kageyama. If you want him back, fight us. From Black Vinegar Middle School
[15:24] Sagawa
    Kageyama-kun's been kidnapped!
SIGN    Body Improvement Club
SIGN    Pumped Up
[15:30] Goda
    We're going to Black Vinegar Middle School!
[15:32] Goda
    We're going to get Kageyama back!
[15:35] Girl
    Hey, what do you want to do today?
[15:37] Teruki
    What do you want to do?
[15:39] Girl
    Well, first, go to a café...
[15:47] Dimple
    Shigeo, do you know these guys?
[15:50] Mob
    No, not at all.
[15:51] Dimple
    Do you understand what's going on?
[15:54] Mob
    No, not at all.
[15:56] Dimple
    Your submissiveness doesn't go away, does it?
[15:59] Guy
    For the guy that Onigawara called
    in to help, he's pretty quiet.
[16:03] Guy
    Kageyama, was it?
[16:05] Guy
    Sorry, but we have to uphold our image,
[16:08] Guy
    so we're going to take you hostage.
[16:11] Dimple
    I see...
[16:12] Dimple
    Looks like you were tricked
    by that Onigawara guy, Shigeo.
[16:16] Boss
    We've already told Onigawara
[16:19] Boss
    that if he wants his friend back,
    he needs to come get you.
[16:23] Guy
    Though, either way, you're sort of screwed.
[16:27] Dimple
    Shigeo.
[16:29] Dimple
    Thugs and politicians care about
    their image more than anything.
[16:33] Dimple
    Make sure you're ready to release
    your powers at any time.
[16:37] Mob
    You're not supposed to use psychic
    powers against other people.
[16:40] Dimple
    Tch! He's always so accepting of things,
    but he's so staunch when it comes to that.
[16:45] Dimple
    Just use your damn powers
    in a situation like this!
[16:50] Guy
    The guys from Salt Middle School
    are here to fight!
[16:52] Boss
    About time, Onigawara.
[16:55] Boss
    They shouldn't have been able to
    recover from their wounds yet.
[16:59] Boss
    Let's finish them off!
[17:02] Guy
    Actually, that's not it!
[17:03] Guy
    It's not Onigawara,
[17:05] Guy
    but these guys in short sleeves and
    shorts who I've never seen before!
[17:09] Guy
    Not to mention...
[17:11] Guy
    They're insanely strong!
[17:14] Boss
    Who the hell are these guys?
[17:21] Boss
    Wh-Who are you?
[17:23] Goda
    I'm the captain of the Body Improvement
    Club at Salt Middle School, Goda Musashi.
SIGN    Goda Musashi
[17:29] Goda
    Bring Kageyama out here.
[17:31] Boss
    Kageyama...?
[17:32] Guy
    Who's that?
[17:33] Mob
    Huh? Captain Musashi?
    What are you guys doing here?
[17:38] Boss
    It's him?!
[17:39] Mob
    Oh, I just had something to do.
SIGN    Kage
SIGN    Kageyama
[17:41] Guy
    This guy wasn't a helper...
[17:42] Mob
    I promise I'm not slacking.
[17:43] Guy
    He was a landmine!
[17:45] Boss
    Damn it! Onigawara tricked us!
[17:50] Goda
    It looks like you're not hurt.
[17:51] Sagawa
    All right, let's go, Kageyama-kun.
[17:53] Mob
    Okay.
[17:54] Guy
    We need to get back and work out.
[17:58] Boss
    Stop messing around!
[18:01] Boss
    Like we'd just let you leave!
[18:04] Boss
    You're all going to bleed!
[18:06] Boss
    Get 'em, boys!
[18:34] Guy
    Hurry... and get Teru-san...
[18:36] Boss
    I called him a long time ago.
[18:38] Boss
    But he's late...
[18:40] Boss
    Is that bastard flirting
    with some girl again?
[18:46] Teruki
    Did some gorillas wander in?
[18:48] Teruki
    Apparently you need to be disciplined.
[18:50] Boss
    Teru-san!
[18:52] Teruki
    Are you aware of the term
    "organized violence"?
[18:55] Teruki
    Those pieces of trash lying around here
[18:58] Teruki
    are the symbols of my authority
    within my life at school.
[19:02] Teruki
    And now that you've shattered that,
[19:04] Teruki
    you've basically thrown mud in my face.
[19:08] Goda
    Are you a delinquent, too?
[19:11] Boss
    He's our shadow leader, Hanazawa Teruki-san!
[19:15] Boss
    Teru-san, these guys think they're tough,
    so please teach them a lesson.
[19:19] Teruki
    Edano, as of today, you need to
    step down from being the leader.
[19:22] Teruki
    You're too small-minded.
[19:24] Edano
    Huh? Please wait...
[19:30] Teruki
    My dignity's on the line.
[19:32] Shimura
    It looked like he just teleported.
[19:35] Kumagawa
    I think you're just seeing things.
[19:37] Goda
    We got what we came for.
[19:39] Goda
    We'll be going now.
[19:41] Teruki
    I'm the one who decides
    whether or not you leave.
[19:47] Goda
    Very well...
[19:48] Goda
    I don't feel right about facing someone
    with such a frail body, but...
[19:53] Teruki
    Society always underestimates me...
[19:56] Teruki
    Fools who don't try to
    look beneath the surface...
[20:00] Teruki
    That's why you're so easy to control.
[20:03] Teruki
    The star doesn't get to bask in
    the spotlight because he's the star.
[20:05] Teruki
    The star gets to be the star
    because he basks in the spotlight.
[20:08] Teruki
    If you have your own spotlight,
[20:11] Teruki
    bugs with low IQs always flock to you.
[20:15] Goda
    What are you talking about?
[20:16] Teruki
    Hey, vermin. Stop hiding and come on out.
[20:22] Goda
    Onigawara!
[20:23] Teruki
    So it's you.
[20:25] Tenga
    Hurry up and crush him!
[20:33] Tenga
    Damn it! Take this!
[20:42] Tenga
    It's heavy...
[20:43] Tenga
    It's just a slap, but it packs a real punch!
[20:46] Tenga
    He's tiny, but he swings like a bear.
[20:50] Tenga
    Are you even human? You monster!
[20:54] Goda
    I'm impressed.
[20:58] Goda
    You managed to blow us away
    despite the weight difference.
[21:01] Goda
    You must have some uniquely
    excellent muscles.
[21:04] Teruki
    Muscles?
[21:21] Tenga
    You bastard!
[21:23] Tenga
    You're gonna see hell!
[21:25] Tenga
    Demon Rush!
[21:27] Tenga
    What?!
[21:28] Tenga
    My fists aren't reaching him!
[21:30] Teruki
    Muscles and fighting techniques...
    This is why average people are so sad.
[21:35] Teruki
    I'll show you something.
[21:39] Tenga
    That was close!
[21:47] Teruki
    The leader, eh?
[21:52] Teruki
    Hm?
[21:54] Teruki
    Wow, one of you is apparently pretty tough.
[21:59] Teruki
    What's with this guy?
[22:01] Teruki
    His presence barely registers,
    so I didn't even notice him.
[22:04] Teruki
    Or rather, why's he tied up?
[22:07] Mob
    You shouldn't use them against people.
[22:09] Teruki
    What are you talking about?
[22:11] Mob
    I'm talking about your psychic powers...
[22:14] Mob
    that you've been hitting them with.
[22:18] Mob
    Let alone use them for fighting...
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[23:56] Rei
    Teru, the handsome esper who attacks Mob...
[23:58] Rei
    As men flee while psychic powers and knives
    fly around the thunderous battlefield,
[24:01] Rei
    a mysterious figure appears,
    and a miracle happens!
[24:04] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 5:
[24:06] Rei
    "OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me"
SIGN    OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me
[24:08] Rei
    Blu-ray? Another excellent decision.

E5 - Ochimusha ~Psychic Powers and Me~

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SIGN    Black Vinegar Private Middle School
[00:04] Dimple
    Man, what a surprise.
[00:06] Dimple
    I guess there are espers
    other than you, Shigeo.
[00:10] Dimple
    But it looks like he's
    pretty surprised himself.
[00:13] Teruki
    Impossible...
[00:15] Teruki
    Are you a natural?
[00:17] Teruki
    There's another like me?
[00:19] Teruki
    What is the creepy-looking
    ball of energy next to you?
[00:22] Dimple
    What?
[00:23] Teruki
    Are you its master?
[00:25] Mob
    No, it's haunting me.
[00:28] Teruki
    Well, whatever.
[00:31] Teruki
    There are a bunch of questions
    I want to ask you,
[00:33] Teruki
    but before that, we need
    to establish something...
[00:36] Teruki
    The hierarchy here.
[00:38] Mob
    Say what?
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SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    OCHIMUSHA Psychic Powers and Me
[02:18] Dimple
    Be careful just in case, Shigeo.
[02:20] Dimple
    Even you could get tripped up
    if you're not care—
[02:26] Mob
    Sorry, I wasn't listening.
[02:28] Teruki
    What?!
[02:29] Mob
    Why are you attacking me?
    I haven't done anything.
[02:33] Mob
    Let's be...
[02:36] Dimple
    He's on guard.
[02:39] Dimple
    Not that I don't understand how he feels.
[02:42] Dimple
    I bet he's lived his life so far as
    the big fish in a very small pond.
[02:46] Dimple
    And for the first time ever, he's meeting
    someone that could be his natural enemy.
[02:50] Dimple
    If he doesn't establish
    his superiority right now,
[02:54] Dimple
    he won't be satisfied, I'm sure.
[02:56] Dimple
    But, that aside...
[02:58] Dimple
    What's with those weird movements?
    They're kinda like wire action.
[03:01] Mob
    Telekinesis.
[03:03] Mob
    It lets you move objects around, and stuff.
[03:05] Dimple
    You're not gonna do it?
[03:07] Mob
    I get nauseous, so no.
[03:09] Teruki
    I use telekinesis to teleport
    close to my opponent
[03:12] Teruki
    and blow him away with my Psycho Fist.
[03:14] Teruki
    This dancing strategy that I've perfected
    to use against average people
[03:17] Teruki
    apparently looks like nothing more
    than weird movements against him.
[03:21] Teruki
    Damn it!
[03:23] Dimple
    Shigeo, you need to teach him a lesson here.
[03:26] Dimple
    Show him who's boss.
[03:28] Dimple
    Come on. Look at how he's standing.
    He's gonna attack again.
[03:31] Dimple
    You need to hit him with something big, too.
[03:34] Mob
    No.
[03:35] Mob
    You're not supposed to use
    psychic powers against people.
[03:38] Dimple
    You idiot! Look at who you're talking about!
[03:41] Dimple
    He's put his psychic powers to good use
    and is living a fulfilling life!
[03:46] Dimple
    And then look at you.
[03:48] Dimple
    You live a dull lifestyle,
    with one boring day after another.
[03:51] Dimple
    Do you think there's anything appealing
    about you without your psychic powers?
[03:56] (Flashback) Someone
    Listen up!
[03:58] (Flashback) Someone
    We were born with special powers
    that other people don't have,
[04:03] (Flashback) Someone
    but we mustn't let it get to our heads
    and think we're special.
[04:07] (Flashback) Someone
    People who are fast,
SIGN    39th Choral Competition
[04:09] (Flashback) Someone
    people who sing well,
[04:11] (Flashback) Someone
    people who are book smart,
[04:13] (Flashback) Someone
    people who are good at talking,
[04:15] (Flashback) Someone
    and people who can use psychic powers...
[04:17] (Flashback) Someone
    You can't put one over the other.
[04:20] (Flashback) Someone
    Being confident about your powers is fine,
    but you mustn't get conceited.
[04:24] (Flashback) Someone
    Depending on how we use our powers,
    they can also be deadly weapons.
[04:28] (Flashback) Someone
    They're just like knives.
[04:30] (Flashback) Someone
    What are you not supposed to do with knives?
[04:33] (Flashback) Mob
    Point them at people?
[04:35] (Flashback) Someone
    So you do get it.
    Make sure you never forget that.
[04:39] (Flashback) Rei
    That's the moral code people like us
    with special powers need to live by.
[04:43] Dimple
    That all gets ruined once
    you know Reigen said it.
[04:46] Mob
    Anyway, I won't use them in a fight.
[04:49] Mob
    Also, I don't want to live a life
    having to rely on psychic powers.
[04:53] Mob
    I'm going to find some other
    potential within me.
[04:56] Mob
    Not to mention, I started working out.
[04:59] Mob
    I'm going to change.
[05:01] Dimple
    You say that, but...
[05:04] Dimple
    Shigeo!
[05:05] Teruki
    How about that?!
[05:07] Teruki
    That was a telekinetic tackle
    with all my weight behind it.
[05:10] Teruki
    A life without using psychic powers?
[05:14] Teruki
    How stupid!
[05:15] Teruki
    There's no reason to live your life
    stooping to the level of average people!
[05:20] Teruki
    Other potentials are absolutely useless!
[05:23] Teruki
    Working out? Studying?
[05:25] Teruki
    Leave all that crap to the average people!
[05:31] Teruki
    Brain, brawn, and even the law
    are all powerless before my gift!
[05:36] Teruki
    I'm special, and the world
    revolves around me!
[05:41] Dimple
    Jeez, I guess there's no choice.
[05:44] Dimple
    Hey, little boy. How about
    we just call this a draw?
[05:48] Teruki
    Not happening.
[05:50] Teruki
    Ending up in a draw with a guy like that
    would be the biggest disgrace in my life.
[05:54] Dimple
    I can't have you breaking Shigeo, either.
[05:59] Dimple
    He has no intention of fighting back,
    so he's obviously going to lose.
[06:02] Dimple
    That... wouldn't be good.
[06:06] Mob
    Dimple?
[06:07] Dimple
    Most of my spiritual power's been erased,
[06:10] Dimple
    so I'm pretty much just some
    scraps left over, but...
[06:13] Dimple
    Even then, I shouldn't have any problems
    disciplining a cocky little brat.
[06:19] Dimple
    Shigeo's a man who can become a god.
    He's not a second-rate loser like—
[06:25] Mob
    Huh?
[06:29] Mob
    Dimple!
[06:31] Teruki
    I erased that thing with my Psycho Wave.
[06:34] Teruki
    From the core, so there wouldn't
    be a single shred left.
[06:38] Mob
    Dimple's been exorcised...
SIGN    Progress Towards
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
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[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple
    Forget about your club.
[06:46] (Flashback) Dimple
    Work on your psychic powers instead!
[06:49] (Flashback) Dimple
    Tsubomi-chan, eh? She's got a nice ass.
[06:52] (Flashback) Dimple
    Who the hell are you calling a ladybug?!
[06:54] (Flashback) Dimple
    I'm gonna send your master to the hospital.
[06:56] (Flashback) Dimple
    I'll make you popular.
[07:00] (Flashback) Dimple
    Hey! Want me to show you
    how to use X-ray vision?
[07:03] (Flashback) Dimple
    I don't know either, you perv!
[07:05] (Flashback) Dimple
    Just for a sec, would you
    let me take over your body?
[07:11] Mob
    Dimple...
[07:13] Teruki
    What? Are you so shocked
    that your pet was erased?
[07:18] Mob
    Not really.
SIGN    Progression Toward Mob's Explosion: 50%
[07:22] Teruki
    Yeah, I guess you wouldn't be...
[07:24] Teruki
    After all, it was sort of a pointless
    existence to begin with.
[07:29] Teruki
    Though that goes for you, too.
[07:32] Teruki
    Compared to me, you're third-rate.
    Nothing but small fry.
[07:36] (Flashback) Dimple
    You can become big! I guarantee it!
[07:39] Teruki
    Some idiots get the wrong idea
    if things aren't spelled out for them.
[07:43] Teruki
    They think they can be someone
     if they actually try.
[07:47] (Flashback) Dimple
    Be more confident, Shigeo!
    After all, you're the main character!
[07:54] Teruki
    What? What's with that look?
[07:58] Mob
    Hey, why do you have to belittle others
[08:01] Mob
    by calling them average or small fry?
[08:04] Teruki
    Wha?
[08:05] Mob
    Well, I just realized that he might
    actually have been an okay guy, that's all...
[08:10] Mob
    Compared to you.
[08:12] Teruki
    What?
[08:15] Teruki
    Don't...
[08:18] Teruki
    think that you can keep that
    smug look on your face forever!
[08:24] Teruki
    I'll make you submit to me
    with my psychic powers!
[08:27] Teruki
    I'm gonna come at you with
    full power and no brakes!
[08:30] Mob
    That's dangerous.
[08:31] Mob
    If it wasn't me, you could hurt someone.
[08:33] Mob
    Stop that.
[08:34] Teruki
    Are you trying to say that
    you won't get hurt?
[08:37] Teruki
    Quit underestimating my powers!
[09:00] Teruki
    What's wrong? You just going
    to keep defending yourself?
[09:03] Mob
    I told you to stop that.
[09:06] Teruki
    Show me your powers!
[09:12] Teruki
    If you're not going to show me your powers,
[09:14] Teruki
    I guess we'll have to try something else.
[09:17] Teruki
    I'll just see how much you can take
    by administering an endurance test.
[09:34] Mob
    Ow.
[09:36] Teruki
    The home ec room.
[09:41] Mob
    Knives are dangerous. You shouldn't point—
[09:44] Teruki
    Don't order me around.
    You'll reduce your lifespan that way.
[09:48] Teruki
    Of course, I have no
    intention of killing him,
[09:50] Teruki
    but I'm sure he'll feel like
    fighting back now.
[09:54] Mob
    Will you stop? This is going
    to cause an accident.
[09:57] Teruki
    Huh?
[10:06] Teruki
    You did this on purpose, didn't you?
[10:10] Mob
    A huge accident has occurred.
[10:15] Teruki
    I'm going to kill you!
SIGN    Top of
SIGN    Teru's Head
SIGN    Top of Teru's Head 0%
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[10:29] Teruki
    You'll pay for this.
[10:31] Teruki
    I won't forgive you, even if you apologize!
[10:43] Teruki
    You...
[10:44] Teruki
    You totally thought I look even more
    like an ochimusha now, didn't you?
[10:48] Mob
    Huh? I didn't say that.
[10:50] Teruki
    So you did think it.
[10:52] Teruki
    No, that's fine. I'll admit it.
    This shameful sight! This truth!
[10:57] Teruki
    And I'll acknowledge you, too.
[11:00] Teruki
    What's your name?
[11:02] Mob
    Kageyama... Kageyama Shigeo.
[11:05] Teruki
    Kageyama... I'm Hanazawa. Hanazawa Teruki.
[11:10] Mob
    Hi, Hanazawa-kun. Nice to meet you.
[11:13] Teruki
    No, not as a friend.
[11:15] Teruki
    I acknowledged you as an enemy.
[11:17] Teruki
    By doing that, I can get even
    more serious about this.
[11:27] Mob
    S-Stop this already.
[11:29] Teruki
    If you want to stop this, make me stop!
[11:32] Teruki
    Come on, come on, come on! What's wrong?
[11:34] Teruki
    Fight back, or you'll wind up badly hurt!
[11:36] Teruki
    You're dealing with me!
[11:38] Teruki
    I'm popular, and the
    main character of the world!
[11:42] Teruki
    Everything revolves around me!
[11:45] Teruki
    Hanazawa Teruki is the chosen one!
[11:50] Mob
    Why? How can you be so
    confident in yourself?
[11:54] Teruki
    What a stupid question!
[11:55] Teruki
    It's because I have psychic powers!
[11:58] Teruki
    It's the power to control all!
[12:01] Teruki
    And you are my first enemy!
[12:04] Teruki
    Now, attack me!
    Let's have a test of strength!
[12:08] Mob
    No.
[12:09] Teruki
    Why?! I'm telling you that it's okay!
[12:13] Mob
    Because... I don't want to
    injure you really badly.
[12:16] Teruki
    Wha?
[12:19] Teruki
    What a funny joke!
[12:21] Teruki
    Don't compare me to those average people.
[12:24] Teruki
    I'm on a completely different level
    than them as living creatures.
[12:28] Mob
    Being able to use psychic
    powers isn't that...
[12:31] Teruki
    What?
[12:32] Mob
    Oh, well, I just thought you were
    going a bit overboard.
[12:35] Teruki
    You're the only person who
    could make that argument.
[12:39] Teruki
    That's why you're an eyesore!
[12:42] Mob
    Oh, I just realized why you
    hold such animosity toward me.
[12:48] Mob
    You don't like me because we're the same.
[12:50] Mob
    You're sort of like me, Hanazawa-kun...
[12:53] Mob
    Not the fact that we both
    have psychic powers,
[12:55] Mob
    but the fact that you have no confidence
    in yourself, just like me.
[12:58] Mob
    If you take away your psychic powers,
    there'll be nothing left.
[13:01] Mob
    You'll be empty.
[13:03] Mob
    You're scared of that realization.
[13:05] Mob
    No friends, and no standing out.
[13:08] Mob
    Just another average loser
    who won't leave a mark.
[13:12] Mob
    That's me.
[13:14] Mob
    Deep down, you're the same as me.
[13:17] Mob
    You just don't want to admit that you're
    nothing without your psychic powers—
[13:20] Teruki
    No!
[13:22] Teruki
    Quit dreaming! The two of us
    are completely different!
[13:27] Mob
    We're the same.
[13:28] Mob
    From my perspective, you're totally average.
[13:31] Teruki
    Shut up!
[13:35] Mob
    He's not using his powers...
[13:45] Teruki
    What am I doing? How did this happen?
[13:49] Teruki
    Damn it, it's you! This is all your fault!
[13:54] Teruki
    Everything was perfect.
[13:55] (Flashback) Guy
    Teru-kun, you got another perfect score?
[13:57] Teruki
    As long as I used my powers,
[13:59] Teruki
    everything went exactly
    how I wanted it to go.
[14:00] (Flashback) Guy
    What was that shot? That was amazing!
[14:03] (Flashback) Guys
    We're sorry! Please forgive us!
[14:05] Teruki
    And yet, you took my world...
[14:08] (Flashback) Girl
    U-Um... I made some cookies,
    if you'd like some.
[14:10] Teruki
    You... Your existence...
[14:15] Teruki
    destroyed that!
[14:18] Teruki
    Damn it!
[14:20] Teruki
    Use them! Use your psychic powers!
[14:26] Mob
    No...
[14:29] Mob
    I can't use them...
[14:32] Mob
    against people!
[14:34] Teruki
    Is he coming?!
[14:40] Teruki
    What the heck was that?
[14:42] Teruki
    Just how much are you going to
     keep rejecting me?
[14:45] Teruki
    Hey, Kageyama. Didn't you say
    that you started working out?
[14:49] Teruki
    That means that no matter how hard
    you try, that's all you've got.
[14:56] Teruki
    People can't change that easily.
[15:00] Teruki
    Just give it up. Use your psychic powers.
[15:04] Teruki
    Otherwise, I'm going to...
[15:09] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Give it back!
[15:10] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Give us back our New Year's money!
[15:13] (Flashback) Guy
    Don't get so cocky, brat. I'll kill you.
[15:17] (Flashback) Mob
    Ritsu!
[15:18] (Flashback) Guy
    You stay out of this!
[15:22] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Nii-san!
[15:24] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Nii-sa...
[15:27] (Flashback) Ritsu
    It hurts, Nii-san...
[15:30] Mob
    I'm going to change.
[15:35] Mob
    I won't use them.
[15:38] Mob
    I'm going to change.
[15:49] Teruki
    Huh? Hey, Kageyama?
[15:51] Teruki
    Hey... Hey! Wake up!
[15:54] Teruki
    Wait! Don't leave me behind!
[15:56] Teruki
    Kageyama...
[16:02] Narrator
    Kageyama Shigeo and Hanazawa Teruki.
[16:06] Narrator
    The battle between these two espers
    never reached its conclusion.
[16:11] Narrator
    As a result of rejecting each other's ideals,
[16:14] Narrator
    there was no victor,
[16:15] Narrator
    and they were only left with a feeling
    of emptiness deep in their hearts.
[16:21] Narrator
    Or so it seemed...
[16:30] Teruki
    What... is that?
[16:34] Teruki
    Do you finally feel like fighting?
[16:37] Teruki
    Good! In the end, you couldn't
    stay true to your ideals, either!
[16:41] Teruki
    Bring it! Ultimate Barrier!
[16:53] Teruki
    You used them! Kageyama!
[16:56] Teruki
    You finally couldn't stand it anymore
    and used your psychic powers!
[17:01] Teruki
    You used them against another person!
[17:05] Teruki
    Huh?
[17:06] Teruki
    Is he unconscious?
    Then what the hell is this power?
[17:12] Teruki
    What...
[17:14] Teruki
    My powers are being sucked in by Kageyama...
[17:17] Teruki
    No, that's not all... All of the
    energy in the atmosphere...
[17:21] Teruki
    Are you telling me his vessel
    is able to handle this much?
[17:26] Narrator
    Teru sensed in there something
    that must never be touched.
[17:31] Narrator
    Something incomparable, its identity unknown.
[17:40] Teruki
    You're kidding... What in
    the world did I awaken?
[17:53] Teruki
    That's enough! I'm sorry!
[17:56] Teruki
    I won't use my psychic powers
    against other people!
[18:06] Teruki
    Oh, I guess...
[18:09] Teruki
    I'm actually just an average person...
[18:20] Narrator
    It didn't take long for Mob to realize.
[18:23] Narrator
    He failed to change.
[18:26] Narrator
    He caused another accident
    because of his psychic powers.
[18:32] Narrator
    He didn't know where to direct his emotions.
[18:36] Narrator
    He was overwhelmed, his powerlessness
    born from contradictions.
[18:40] Narrator
    The feeling that he would never
     be able to conquer himself...
[18:44] Narrator
    Sadness.
[18:50] Narrator
    This was Mob's meager attempt
    at resistance towards himself.
[19:09] Mob
    Hanazawa-kun, um...
[19:11] Mob
    I'm sorry about your clothes an—
[19:11] Teruki
    W-Wait! Kageyama, I'm...
[19:15] Edano
    Ow... What happened with the fight?
[19:18] Guy
    It's Teru-san! He's right over there.
[19:21] Edano
    Huh? What the hell?
[19:23] Edano
    He's been brutally executed!
[19:26] Edano
    I-I'm not gonna let that happen to my hair!
[19:28] Teruki
    Those guys...
[19:30] Teruki
    You just saw it, Kageyama.
    It's just as you said...
[19:34] Teruki
    If you take away our psychic powers...
[19:36] Sagawa
    Kageyama-kun!
[19:38] Mob
    Ah, guys...
[19:40] Goda
    Hey, Kageyama, are you hurt?
[19:43] Mob
    I'm fine.
[19:45] Goda
    All right, then, good.
[19:47] Goda
    We're gonna go back and do more squats!
[19:50] Teruki
    There's nothing I can even say.
[19:53] Teruki
    I completely lost.
SIGN    Under Construction
[20:13] Narrator
    Mob searched for about three hours,
    but he couldn't find Dimple.
[20:20] Mob
    I'm home.
[20:25] Ritsu
    Nii-san?
[20:27] Ritsu
    Welcome home. You're gonna catch a cold.
[20:30] Mob
    Thanks.
[20:32] Ritsu
    You're home late today. Do you want to eat?
[20:37] Mob
    Nah. I'm gonna head to bed.
[20:40] Ritsu
    You seem down. Did something happen?
[20:45] Ritsu
    If you need to talk, I'll be
    happy to listen. Good night.
[20:48] Mob
    Ritsu.
[20:50] Mob
    I'm sorry about that one time.
[20:53] Ritsu
    That one time?
[20:55] Ritsu
    You mean when you got carsick and
    threw up into the hood of my jacket?
[20:58] Mob
    No... Well, I'm sorry about that, too.
[21:03] Mob
    I really can't remember what happened
[21:05] Mob
    with that accident
    involving my psychic powers.
[21:09] Mob
    What... did I do to you back then?
[21:13] Ritsu
    Oh, you mean when those high school kids
    picked a fight with us.
[21:17] Ritsu
    You didn't do anything to me, Nii-san.
[21:20] Ritsu
    One of the punks kicked
    me away, and I got hurt.
[21:24] Ritsu
    But you protected me, Nii-san.
[21:28] Ritsu
    You should get over it already. Good night.
[21:38] TV
    Today, after 5 PM, countless
    people have reported seeing

[21:42] TV
    a supernatural phenomenon in the stormy
    skies above Seasoning City.

SIGN    (An ochimusha) was flying!
[21:45] TV
    Among the rubble,
[21:47] TV
    there were also reports of what looked
    like a person flying up into the air,

[21:50] TV
    but we have not been able to confirm
    any victims or their well-being.

[21:51] Ritsu
    Back then...
[21:53] (Flashback) Mob
    Ritsu!
[21:53] (Flashback) Guy
    You stay out of this!
[22:00] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Nii-san!
SIGN    A Supernatural Phenomenon in the Skies Above Seasoning City!?
SIGN    Footage Submitted by a Viewer
[22:06] TV
    The theory that this was man-made
    is gaining traction.
[22:10] Ritsu
    That wasn't Nii-san.
[22:19] Mob
    I have no appetite.
[22:23] Narrator
    He caught a cold.
[23:56] Rei
    His overwhelming desire for psychic powers
    makes Ritsu-kun stray from the right path.
[23:59] Rei
    Having no idea that was happening,
    Mob goes on a carefree date with Tome.
[24:02] Rei
    Hey, now, Mob. This isn't the time for that!
[24:05] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 6:
[24:06] Rei
    "Discord To Become One"
SIGN    Discord To Become One
[24:08] Rei
    First-press limited edition?
    That is the absolute best decision.

E6 - Discord ~To Become One~

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[00:03] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Wow!
[00:04] (Flashback) Ritsu
    It feels so good!
[00:06] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Hey, do you think
    I'll be able to do this, too?
[00:09] (Flashback) Mob
    Yeah.
[00:10] (Flashback) Mob
    Of course you will. You're my little brother.
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
SIGN    Discord To Become One
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[02:10] Rei
    We will now begin the seance.
SIGN    Client: Hitoshi
[02:22] Hitoshi
    I-Is that you, Dad?
[02:24] Hitoshi
    Do you know who I am?
[02:28] Rei
    Oh, Hitoshi...
[02:31] Rei
    I never thought the day would come
    when I got to see your face again...
[02:36] Hitoshi
    Dad...
[02:38] Hitoshi
    When did you learn to speak Japanese so well?
[02:41] Rei
    Okay, logging out for a sec.
[02:44] Hitoshi
    Huh?
[02:44] Rei
    Sorry, I'm not getting a very good signal.
[02:47] Rei
    Were you satisfied?
[02:48] Hitoshi
    No!
[02:50] Hitoshi
    Please call him back!
[02:51] Rei
    Hey, please calm down.
[02:54] Rei
    Seances take a lot of concentration.
[02:56] Rei
    By the way, where is your father from?
[03:00] Hitoshi
    New Jersey in America.
[03:03] Rei
    All foreign languages will be
    auto-translated into Japanese.
[03:06] Rei
    This is an advanced technique
    that does something-or-other
[03:08] Rei
    to the wavelength of the spirit's languages,
[03:10] Rei
    but there will not be an additional fee.
[03:12] Hitoshi
    That's amazing! But I'm okay with English.
[03:16] Rei
    Now, then...
[03:18] Rei
    Oh, Hitoshi! How have you been?
[03:22] Hitoshi
    It's Japanese... Well, whatever.
    Dad, do you remember?
[03:27] Hitoshi
    Remember how we used to
    play ball when I was a kid?
[03:29] Hitoshi
    And we did that one thing that
    was popular on TV back then?
[03:33] Hitoshi
    Show it to me one more time!
[03:41] Hitoshi
    Dad?
[03:45] Hitoshi
    Huh? What was that...
[03:47] Rei
    "Cheeseburger Tornado,"
    the main character's special move
[03:51] Rei
    in "Junk Food Fighter Michael,"
    the super popular show at the time.
[03:54] Hitoshi
    Huh? What the heck?
[03:55] Rei
    Anyway, Hitoshi...
[03:57] Rei
    Cut to the chase and tell me what you want.
[04:00] Hitoshi
    Dad...
[04:03] Hitoshi
    If being cordial won't work, then screw it!
[04:05] Hitoshi
    Yo, you shitty old man!
[04:07] Hitoshi
    Tell me the password to the hidden safe!
    I know there's a fortune in there!
[04:11] Reigen
    Um, I think the password was my birthday...
[04:15] Hitoshi
    Don't give me that crap!
    It's thirteen letters of the alphabet!
[04:18] Hitoshi
    With that money,
    I'll chill for the rest of my life!
[04:21] Rei
    Oh, now I remember!
[04:24] Rei
    The password is...
[04:27] Rei
    "GETAJOBYOUBUM"!
SIGN    Cheeseburger Tornado
[04:30] Narrator
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
    where he uses his whole body like a spring
[04:34] Narrator
    and smashes his fist into his opponent's
    face with a powerful spin.
[04:40] Rei
    Crap! The client's consciousness logged out!
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Limited Time Offer
    Get 3 evil spirit
    exorcisms for the
    price of 2!
[04:44] Mob
    Did he pass out?
[04:46] Rei
    Yeah... But, well, it was self-defense.
[04:50] Mob
    Self-defense...
[04:52] Reigen
    What? You look a bit pale.
[04:54] Mob
    If it's self-defense,
[04:56] Mob
    is it okay to shave off someone's hair,
     rip off their clothes,
SIGN    Teru
[04:59] Mob
    destroy their pride,
    make them lose their friends,
[05:02] Mob
    and destroy the school they go to?
[05:07] Reigen
    How can you do that much in self-defense?
[05:10] Mob
    There are times when my psychic powers
    go out of control...
[05:14] Mob
    And it happens when I'm unconscious, to boot.
[05:17] Mob
    I don't want these powers anymore.
[05:20] Rei
    If nothing else, they're of use to me.
[05:24] Rei
    And it's not just me.
[05:25] Rei
    Think of all of the clients
    you helped with those powers.
[05:30] Rei
    Don't just focus on the negatives.
[05:32] Rei
    It's all about how you use knives, remember?
[05:35] Rei
    Don't suppress yourself.
[05:36] Rei
    You're the one who holds the keys
    to maximizing your potential.
[05:39] Rei
    Trust me.
[05:41] Rei
    You'll be fine.
[05:45] Yamazaki
    Huh?
[05:46] Yamazaki
    The shadow leader system?
[05:48] Onigawara
    Yeah.
[05:49] Onigawara
    I completely lost to that
    shadow leader named Hanazawa,
[05:53] Onigawara
    but the guy who beat him
    is from Salt Middle School.
[05:56] Shima
    Someone that strong?
[05:58] Onigawara
    Yeah. We're gonna have him
    be our shadow leader.
[06:02] Mezato
    You're the one who caused the supernatural
    incident at Black Vinegar Middle, right?
[06:06] Mob
    U-Um...
[06:07] Mezato
    You're basically the only person
    who could do that.
[06:10] Mezato
    Oh, but according to the rumors...
[06:13] Mezato
    There's a kid at Black Vinegar Middle
    who easily throws people around, too.
[06:16] Mezato
    Maybe he's an esper just like you...
[06:21] Mezato
    And then you two met at Black
    Vinegar Middle School, and fought.
[06:25] Mezato
    An esper battle!
    That's what happened, right?
[06:27] Tome
    Twitch, twitch.
[06:29] Mezato
    You don't want to talk about it?
[06:32] Mezato
    That's enough for today, then.
[06:34] Mezato
    But someday, you're definitely
    going to tell me all about it.
[06:41] Tome
    Mob-kun?!
[06:42] Tome
    You mean that wasn't the work of aliens?
[06:45] Tome
    And that aside, there are
    espers other than yourself?
[06:49] Mob
    Yes...
[06:53] Tome
    You can find them, right?
[06:55] Mob
    Huh? I've only met one other in my life.
[06:58] Tome
    That's strange. What about your master?
[07:01] Mob
    Ah...
[07:02] Mob
    Come to think of it, I don't
    sense anything from my master.
[07:05] Mob
    But that's because his powers
    are spiritual, not psychic.
SIGN    Psychic
SIGN    Spiritual
[07:09] Tome
    What kind of rule is that?
[07:11] Tome
    Well, whatever.
    Let's go on a date after this.
[07:13] Mob
    Huh?
[07:15] Tome
    We're going to find other
    telepathic people together!
[07:17] Tome
    And then take our first step toward
    connecting with outer space!
[07:22] Mob
    But I'm not in the Telepathy Club.
[07:26] Goda
    Black Vinegar Middle School's shadow leader?
[07:28] Goda
    I lost to him.
    That guy had some nice muscles.
[07:32] Tenga
    Th-Then who beat him?
[07:35] Tenga
    It was someone from your club, right?
[07:36] Goda
    He's a gentleman who
    usually dislikes violence.
[07:40] Goda
    Do not involve him in this. Begone.
[07:43] Onigawara
    Tch. Damn that Musashi...
[07:47] Onigawara
    Hey.
[07:48] Mob
    Huh? Y-Yes?
[07:50] Onigawara
    You were picked on by the guys from Black
    Vinegar Middle School last week, weren't you?
[07:54] Onigawara
    That was all my fault. Sorry about that.
[07:57] Mob
    Huh? What do you...
[07:58] Onigawara
    Don't sweat the small stuff!
[08:00] Yamazaki
    Sorry, Kageyama.
[08:01] Yamazaki
    Tenga-san's an idiot,
    so he can't explain things proper—
[08:03] Onigawara
    Shut up!
[08:05] Onigawara
    You asshole!
[08:07] Onigawara
    I'm talking to him. Stay out of it!
[08:11] Hikaru
    Well, then...
[08:12] Hikaru
    That will be all of the student council's
    activities for this month.
[08:17] Hikaru
    Is that all right, President Kamuro?
[08:19] Kamuro
    Well...
SIGN    Salt Middle School
    Student Council President:
SIGN    Kamuro
    Shinji
[08:21] Kamuro
    It's not bad, but we need
    something with more impact.
[08:26] Kamuro
    Don't you think so,
    first-year, Kageyama-kun?
[08:30] Kamuro
    You rank as one of the smartest in the nation,
[08:32] Kamuro
    so I want to hear your opinion.
[08:34] Ritsu
    Right... In our school,
[08:36] Ritsu
    there are students known as delinquents.
SIGN    Pending Box
[08:40] Ritsu
    If the student council could reprimand them,
[08:43] Ritsu
    I think we'd be able to
    create a peaceful school.
[08:46] Kamuro
    I see... a peaceful school, eh?
SIGN    Disciplining Delinquents
[08:49] Kamuro
    That's great. Let's do that.
[08:53] Ritsu
    I have to make it a comfortable
    environment for my brother...
[08:58] Guy
    Kageyama-kun?
[09:01] Guy
    Thank goodness. I guess there was a
    point in waiting around after all.
SIGN    Awakening Lab Mitsuura Kenji
[09:05] Guy
    Here are my credentials.
[09:07] Ritsu
    Awakening Lab?
[09:09] Guy
    What do you think, Kageyama-kun?
[09:11] Guy
    Why not try to amplify your psychic powers
    at my research facility?
[09:18] Ritsu
    He's got me confused with Nii-san.
[09:21] Mob
    Ah, Tome-san. That person—
[09:23] Tome
    What? Is he an esper?!
[09:25] Mob
    No, I just thought he had
    a very unique hairstyle.
[09:28] Tome
    Oh, you're right.
[09:31] Tome
    Stop fooling around!
[09:33] Mob
    I'm being serious.
SIGN    Awakening Lab
    Mitsuura Kenji
[09:38] Hikaru
    Oh, it's you, Kageyama.
[09:41] Ritsu
    Ah, Vice President Tokugawa.
[09:44] Hikaru
    Loitering, huh?
[09:45] Hikaru
    I guess even people like you
    feel like doing that at times.
[09:49] Ritsu
    Like me? I'm just a normal middle school
    student you can find anywhere.
[09:53] Ritsu
    Totally simple and normal.
[09:55] Hikaru
    You won't find a totally simple and normal
    middle schooler anywhere on this planet.
[10:01] Hikaru
    But, for whatever reason, you want to
    be one and are trying to act the part.
[10:06] Ritsu
    I'm not sure if I understand
    what you're saying.
[10:09] Hikaru
    Despite having abilities that always
    make you the center of attention,
[10:12] Hikaru
    you try to play the minor role
    and let others have the spotlight.
[10:19] Hikaru
    Don't try to act like your brother.
[10:32] Sagawa
    Captain! Kageyama-kun is...
[10:35] Mob
    I'm fine...
[10:36] Goda
    I think you're starting to
    build up some stamina!
SIGN    Progress Towards
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Toward Mob's Explosion: 4%
[10:49] Ritsu
    Awakening Lab?
[10:51] Ritsu
    This place?
[10:53] Ritsu
    This is clearly just a normal
    apartment complex—
SIGN    Fortress Seasoning
[10:54] Guy
    Kageyama-kun!
[10:56] Guy
    You came!
[10:59] Ritsu
    There's no research facility here.
    You lied to me.
[11:01] Guy
    Now, now, just come in.
[11:05] Guy
    Welcome...
[11:09] Guy
    to the Awakening Lab!
[11:12] Ritsu
    What is this place?
[11:14] Guy
    I bought an apartment complex
    and remodeled it.
[11:16] Guy
    I've hired the front runners in
    neural science and engineering,
[11:20] Guy
    and we do research here.
[11:22] Kenji
    The esper kids are on the floor above us.
[11:25] Ritsu
    They are?
[11:28] Guy
    Yeah, there are other people just like you.
[11:32] Mob
    There...
[11:34] Tome
    Another guy with a weird haircut?
[11:36] Mob
    That's an adult esper.
[11:41] Mob
    What is this feeling? It's kind of sickening.
[11:47] Mob
    Sorry, Tome-san. I was wrong.
[11:49] Tome
    Look, Mob-kun! Isn't that
    hairstyle super weird?
[11:54] Guy
    Allow me to introduce them.
[11:56] Guy
    Real espers that the Mitsuura Group
    worked hard to bring together!
[12:02] Guy
    First is Hoshino Takeshi-kun.
SIGN    Hoshino
    Takeshi
[12:09] Hoshino
    I'm going all out!
[12:14] Guy
    He has psychokinetic powers!
[12:15] Ritsu
    Is that supposed to be amazing?
SIGN    Kurosaki
    Rei
[12:17] Guy
    Next, we have Kurosaki Rei-san.
[12:21] Guy
    Her powers of clairvoyance allow her
    to pick the one correct card out of ten!
[12:25] Guy
    Her efficiency rate is 62%!
[12:30] Kurosaki
    Yay! I was right again!
[12:32] Ritsu
    That's it?
[12:34] Guy
    Next, we have Asahi Go-kun.
SIGN    Asahi
    Go
[12:36] Go
    Behold, my pyrokinesis!
[12:38] Go
    Ignite!
[12:41] Go
    Huh?
[12:42] Go
    Ignite! Ignite!
[12:44] Go
    Ig—There we go! Oh, it went out.
[12:47] Guy
    He uses pyrokinesis.
[12:48] Ritsu
    And is less useful than a 100-yen lighter...
[12:50] Guy
    The Shiratori brothers:
    Daichi-kun and Kaito-kun.
SIGN    Shiratori
SIGN    Daichi
SIGN    Kaito
[12:54] Guy
    They're telepaths who can communicate
    with each other, even when they're apart.
[12:58] Ritsu
    And less useful than email.
[13:00] Guy
    This is Kageyama Shigeo-kun. Be nice to him.
[13:04] Hoshino
    Nice to meet you.
[13:05] Kurosaki
    Nice to meet you.
[13:07] Ritsu
    Did Mitsuura-san do something to all of you?
[13:09] Guy
    Well, that's rather rude.
[13:11] Hoshino
    Don't worry. That old man is just
    fascinated with psychic powers.
[13:16] Ritsu
    Huh?
[13:17] Guy
    I'm the son of a very wealthy family,
    but I'm not anyone special.
[13:22] Guy
    I don't believe in doing anything to make
    advancements in society or science.
[13:27] Guy
    I just want to become an esper myself.
[13:29] Guy
    So I made a research facility. That's all!
[13:33] Ritsu
    This is a childish pipe dream,
[13:35] Ritsu
    but if he's able to make that
    happen, I'd be interested.
[13:38] Ritsu
    I always wanted to rise to my standards.
[13:43] Mom
    Oh, Shinji. You're finally home?
SIGN    Kamuro
[13:46] Mom
    Student council again? Make sure
    you don't fool around too much.
[13:51] Kamuro
    Nii-san was the student
    council president, too.
[13:54] Mom
    But Takuya was also good in his studies.
[13:58] Takuya
    Exactly. I'm embarrassed, Shinji.
[14:01] Takuya
    You haven't even hit a
    standardized score of 70 yet?
[14:03] Takuya
    Are you really my younger brother?
[14:05] Takuya
    You suck at violin, drawing,
    calligraphy, and have no talent,
[14:07] Takuya
    so you became the student
    council president, right?
[14:09] Takuya
    Then, you should have time to study.
[14:11] Takuya
    How much are you going to
    disappoint Mom and Dad?
[14:13] Takuya
    Elites like—
[14:24] Mob
    Ah.
[14:26] Mom
    Ugh, you need to really
    fix that habit of yours.
[14:29] Mob
    But it just bends on its own.
[14:32] Dad
    What is it, a fart?
[14:33] Mom
    Oh, stop that! We're eating dinner!
[14:37] Mom
    Shige, you need to be more like Ritsu.
[14:39] Mob
    Yeah.
[14:41] Mob
    Ritsu is much more talented than I am
    and doesn't do anything weird.
[14:54] Kamuro
    Good morning, Kageyama-kun.
[14:57] Ritsu
    What's wrong, President?
    Why did you call me here so early?
[15:01] Kamuro
    This is a girl's recorder bag.
[15:04] Kamuro
    What do you think is inside?
[15:07] Ritsu
    A girl's recorder.
[15:09] kamu
    Correct...
[15:11] Ritsu
    President?
[15:12] Kamuro
    It's long, so let's just take this off.
[15:15] Ritsu
    What have you been doing, President?
[15:18] Kamuro
    What am I doing?
    Why, spring cleaning, Kageyama-kun.
[15:22] Ritsu
    Spring cleaning?
[15:23] Kamuro
    You said it yourself, didn't you?
[15:24] Kamuro
    "There is trash called
    delinquents in our school.
[15:27] Kamuro
    The student council should
    get rid of them."
[15:30] Ritsu
    I never said anything that extreme.
[15:32] Ritsu
    Please don't twist my words—
[15:34] Kamuro
    By the way, Kageyama-kun.
[15:36] Kamuro
    This is the desk of our school's biggest
    piece of trash, Onigawara-kun.
[15:43] Ritsu
    A-Are you serious, President?
    Why would an elite like you...
[15:47] Kamuro
    An elite?
[15:49] Kamuro
    That's just an imaginary persona
    that someone labeled me with.
[15:54] Kamuro
    You've realized it, too, haven't you?
[15:56] Kamuro
    That the praise others lavish upon you
    doesn't actually fit who you really are.
[16:02] Kamuro
    Come, help me, Kageyama-kun.
[16:08] (Flashback) Mom
    You got another perfect score on your test?
[16:11] Ritsu
    I'm...
[16:13] (Flashback) Mob
    Ritsu is much more talented than I am
    and doesn't do anything weird.
[16:16] (Flashback) Hikaru
    Don't try to act like your brother.
[16:18] Ritsu
    Even I...
[16:20] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Hey, do you think
    I'll be able to do this, too?
[16:22] (Flashback) Mob
    Yeah.
[16:24] (Flashback) Mob
    Of course you will. You're my little brother.
[16:26] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Really? Yay!
[16:41] Girls
    Huh?
[16:44] Goda
    All right, we made it to the goal.
[16:46] Goda
    You've got some good muscles
    on you, Onigawara.
[16:51] Onigawara
    Damn it... You called me out early,
[16:54] Onigawara
    so I thought you were going to tell me
    who the shadow leader is!
[16:59] Goda
    Remember that pain and how
    good it feels, Onigawara.
[17:03] Goda
    The one you're looking for is
    also fighting with himself.
[17:07] Goda
    So you should change, too.
[17:12] Onigawara
    Fine!
[17:14] Onigawara
    Bring it on!
[17:17] Kid
    There's been an incident!
[17:18] Kid
    Whoa, that's creepy!
[17:20] Girls
    Hurry and do something about it!
[17:20] Girl
    Can the student council
    do anything about it?
[17:20] Girl
    Call the police!
[17:22] Mari
    We're so grossed out, there's no way
    we can take classes normally!
[17:25] Kamuro
    Now, now, calm down.
[17:27] Kamuro
    I promise that the student council
    will find the culprit and stop them.
[17:33] Kamuro
    You open up Onigawara's desk.
[17:36] Kamuro
    We'll have to inspect everyone's belongings.
[17:38] Guy
    If they get caught like this,
    they must be pretty stupid.
[17:44] Onigawara
    Oh, the teacher's not here yet?
[17:47] Onigawara
    I was about to ruin my record
    of never being late or absent.
[17:51] Kamuro
    What's the matter, Onigawara-kun?
[17:53] Kamuro
    You seem out of breath.
[17:54] Onigawara
    What's Kamuro doing here? What's going on?
[18:00] Onigawara
    Did something happen?
[18:01] Ritsu
    I found them.
[18:04] Ritsu
    They were all in Onigawara-san's desk.
[18:08] Onigawara
    Who the hell are you?
    Why are you going through my desk?
[18:10] Kamuro
    So it was you, Onigawara-kun!
[18:13] Onigawara
    Huh? What are you—
[18:14] Girl
    Pervert.
[18:16] Onigawara
    Who the hell just said that?!
[18:19] Onigawara
    What the heck?
[18:20] Onigawara
    What exactly did you find in my desk?
[18:23] Kamuro
    We found all of the girls' missing
    recorder pieces in your desk.
[18:28] Kamuro
    I'm sure you were going to lick
    them when no one was looking...
[18:32] Kamuro
    You're such a pervert, Onigawara-kun.
[18:33] Onigawara
    What? Kamuro, don't make me punch you!
[18:37] Kamuro
    There's still time! Apologize!
[18:43] Onigawara
    Seriously, what is this?
[18:45] Onigawara
    Do I really look like someone who'd do that?
[18:48] Kamuro
    You are violent with other people.
[18:51] Kamuro
    That's reason enough not to trust you.
[18:54] Onigawara
    W-Wait! It wasn't me!
[18:56] Onigawara
    O-Oh, yeah! If I really wanted to lick them,
    I would take them out of the school!
[19:01] Onigawara
    Only an idiot would leave them in his desk.
[19:03] Shinji
    Well, you're an idiot, aren't you?
[19:06] Onigawara
    Stop being unreasonable, Kamuro!
[19:10] Ritsu
    There were some in his bag, too.
[19:13] Ritsu
    So you had taken a number of them home.
[19:16] Onigawara
    My school bag...
    I left it wide open in my locker.
[19:19] Kamuro
    Kageyama-kun, you even put some in
    his bag? You're all into this.
[19:24] Onigawara
    You bastard!
[19:26] Onigawara
    Stop snooping around my bag!
[19:28] Ritsu
    You're going to resort to violence?
[19:31] Kids
    Let him go!
[19:31] Kids
    You're taking it out on a first-year?
[19:31] Kids
    Poor Kageyama-kun!
[19:31] Kids
    So gross.
[19:33] Kids
    So it wasn't Tenga the Demon,
    but Tenga the Recorder Licker!
[19:33] Kids
    So violent!
[19:33] Kids
    I have to disinfect mine.
[19:33] Kids
    Give us back our recorders!
[19:34] Kids
    You're terrible!
[19:35] Kids
    You pervert!
[19:37] Kids
    Pervert!
[19:38] Kids
    Pervert!
[19:39] Kids
    Pervert! Pervert! Pervert!
[19:43] Onigawara
    Screw you all!
[19:46] Kamuro
    Run, everyone! The pervert's mad!
[19:55] Onigawara
    No... No! I didn't do it!
[19:59] Onigawara
    Isn't... Isn't there someone
    who'll take my side?
[20:02] (Flashback) Mari
    I'll...
[20:04] (Flashback) Mari
    I'll marry you when I get older, Tenga-kun.
[20:07] (Flashback) Onigawara
    D-Don't be stupid!
[20:10] Onigawara
    That's right... Mariko!
[20:12] Onigawara
    You believe me, don't you...?
[20:17] Mari
    Gross!
SIGN    Gross
[20:29] Girl
    You're so gross, you perv!
[20:32] Narrator
    On this day, after two years of hard work,
[20:36] Narrator
    Onigawara Tenga's perfect
    attendance record was broken.
[20:45] Guy
    What's the matter?
[20:47] Guy
    Don't be down. Everyone has bad days.
[20:51] (Flashback) Kamuro
    Did you see, Kageyama-kun?
    Onigawara's face...
[20:55] (Flashback) Kamuro
    The despair of not being able
    to solve something by fighting!
[20:59] (Flashback) Kamuro
    He's finished!
[21:07] Ritsu
    What am I doing?
[21:11] Ritsu
    I'm going home.
[21:12] Guy
    Huh?
[21:13] Ritsu
    I actually don't have psychic powers.
[21:16] Guy
    Oh, come on... Hey, wait!
[21:18] Guy
    Kageyama-kun?!
[21:26] Rei
    If it isn't Mob's little brother.
[21:30] Rei
    I see you're giving me
    the cold shoulder as usual.
[21:32] Ritsu
    What are you wandering around
    near my house for?
[21:36] Reigen
    I got a request to exorcise a creepy ghost
    that's been showing up in this area.
[21:41] Rei
    Want to help me out?
[21:42] Ritsu
    No. Unlike my brother,
    I don't have any special powers.
[21:47] Rei
    Really? But you're Mob's little brother...
[21:52] Ritsu
    Why don't you exorcise this ghost yourself?
     Aren't you a psychic?
[21:58] Hoshino
    Kageyama quit by throwing a spoon?
    Not a towel?
[22:01] Hoshino
    He's got quite the sense of humor.
[22:05] Hoshino
    But as far as I can see,
    he doesn't have much talent.
[22:08] Guy
    Actually...
[22:09] Guy
    I'm not so sure about that.
[22:15] Ritsu
    Hm?
SIGN    Kageyama
[22:16] Ritsu
    What's that?
[22:19] Ritsu
    It's not... a balloon?
[23:56] Rei
    Ritsu continues to go wild
    by pairing up with Dimple.
[23:58] Rei
    And then the gang leader alliance
    makes its move.
[24:01] Rei
    Meanwhile, some scary people
    try to make Mob buy a vase.
[24:03] Rei
    Both brothers are in huge trouble!
[24:05] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 7:
[24:06] Rei
    "Exaltation
    I've Obtained Loss"
SIGN    Exaltation I've Obtained Loss
[24:08] Rei
    Illegal downloads?
    You're going to be cursed.

E7 - Exaltation ~I've Obtained Loss~

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[00:02] Ritsu
    Hm?
SIGN    Kageyama
[00:03] Ritsu
    What's that?
[00:06] Narrator
    While Ritsu was mistaking Dimple
    for a creepy-looking balloon,
[00:12] Narrator
    the rumors about Mob,
    who kicked around Hanazawa—
SIGN    Hey, have you heard about the shadow leader at Salt Middle School?
SIGN    The one in the white T-shirt?
SIGN    Pale and skinny?
[00:15] Narrator
    the shadow leader of
    Black Vinegar Middle School,
[00:18] Narrator
    were starting to take a life of their own.
SIGN    You mean White T Poison, right?
[00:20] Narrator
    White T Poison...
[00:22] Narrator
    This was the title given to Mob,
    whose identity had yet to be revealed.
SIGN    Apparently, he'll do anything.
SIGN    A slow-acting
    poison?
[00:29] Fuji
    White T Poison...
[00:31] Fuji
    I'll be the one to defeat him!
SIGN    Miso Middle School's
    Gang Leader:
SIGN    Fuji
SIGN    Doubanjiang Middle School
SIGN    Gang Leader: Kenzaki
[00:36] Ken
    I'll defeat him and make him
    admit that I'm the best.
SIGN    Noodle Soup Base Middle School
SIGN    Gang Leader: Akagi
[00:40] Akagi
    So the next target is Salt Middle School...
SIGN    Mayo Middle School
SIGN    Gang Leader: Gozu
[00:43] Go
    White T Poison is my prey.
SIGN    Soy Sauce Middle School
SIGN    Gang Leader: Bandai
[00:46] Someone
    This is my chance to shine.
[00:48] Narrator
    And thus the fierce battle to fight
    White T Poison was about to begin.
SIGN    Onigawara
    Leadership: 1500
    Moderate Faction: 4
SIGN    White T Poison
    Attack Power: ???P
SIGN    Hanazawa
    Attack Power: 2800P
SIGN    Kenzaki
    Leadership: 1000
    Extremist Faction: 5
SIGN    Akagi
    Leadership: 1000
    Moderate Faction: 2
SIGN    Gozu
    Leadership: 1100
    Extremist Faction: 5
SIGN    Fuji
    Leadership: 1400
    Extremist Faction: 3
SIGN    Bandai
    Leadership: 1300
    Diehards: 1
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
SIGN    Exaltation I've Obtained Loss
[02:32] Dimple
    Man, thanks for helping me out.
[02:35] Dimple
    I managed to make it back from
    the particle level by myself,
[02:40] Dimple
    but my spiritual energy is way
    less than what it used to be,
[02:43] Dimple
    so I wasn't able to get into
    the house anymore.
[02:45] Dimple
    It appears that low-level spirits
[02:48] Dimple
    can't even go near this place
    just because Shigeo lives here.
[02:52] Ritsu
    What...
[02:54] Ritsu
    is this ugly jellyfish-looking
    thing that talks?
[02:58] Ritsu
    But the first thing that I need to do is...
[03:02] Dimple
    What? You wanna shake hands?
[03:03] Ritsu
    I have to exorcise it!
[03:05] Dimple
    Wait!
[03:07] Dimple
    Stop kneeing me in the face!
    I'm Shigeo's friend!
[03:10] Ritsu
    Nii-san's?
[03:11] Dimple
    You could even call me his mentor!
[03:13] Dimple
    I'll let you off the hook this time,
    because you obviously panicked.
[03:16] Dimple
    That aside...
[03:18] Dimple
    How about it, Ricchan?
[03:20] Dimple
    Wanna pair up with me?
[03:22] Ritsu
    No.
[03:22] Dimple
    That was too fast.
    Wait a sec, just hear me out.
[03:26] Dimple
    You just awakened to your
    psychic powers, didn't you?
[03:30] Ritsu
    What? I have psychic powers?
[03:33] Dimple
    The fact that you can see me is proof.
[03:36] Dimple
    I'm Dimple. I'm basically
    what they call a ghost.
[03:39] Ritsu
    So are my psychic powers only
    strong enough to let me see you?
[03:43] Dimple
    I see you haven't realized what your
    powers are, let alone how to use them.
[03:48] Dimple
    Go ahead. You should be able to do that now.
[03:52] Ritsu
    I shouldn't get my hopes up.
[03:58] Dimple
    What's the matter?
[03:59] Ritsu
    It's a world that's out of my reach...
[04:04] Dimple
    What's with him? Does he
    have a complex or something?
[04:08] Dimple
    Well, it's understandable,
    given who his brother is.
[04:11] Ritsu
    It...
[04:12] Ritsu
    It's...
[04:14] Ritsu
    It's not...
[04:16] Ritsu
    It's not bending!
[04:18] Ritsu
    D-Dimple!
[04:21] Ritsu
    It's not bending!
[04:22] Dimple
    Calm down.
[04:25] Ritsu
    What?
[04:27] Ritsu
    Did I do this?
[04:31] Dimple
    Join me, Ricchan,
[04:33] Dimple
    if you want to surpass your brother.
[04:38] Ritsu
    Surpass Nii-san?
[04:41] Ritsu
    Is that possible?
[04:45] Ritsu
    I can be like my brother?
[04:50] Dimple
    If you'll let me use your body.
[04:54] Mob
    Huh?
[04:55] Mob
    Ritsu's not eating?
[04:56] Mom
    He doesn't seem to have an appetite.
[04:58] Mom
    I wonder what's wrong with him.
[05:01] Mob
    Is he feeling down?
[05:03] Mom
    No...
[05:04] Mom
    He seemed oddly happy.
[05:07] Ritsu
    How do I get to use my powers freely?
[05:11] Dimple
    It's better to actually try them out,
    rather than explain, Ricchan.
[05:14] Ritsu
    Don't call me that.
[05:15] Dimple
    Okay, then.
[05:17] Dimple
    I'll just call you Ritsu.
[05:18] Dimple
    Close your eyes, and relax your whole body.
[05:24] Dimple
    Possession!
[05:26] Dimple
    You fool! Now your body's mine!
[05:33] Dimple
    What?!
[05:34] Dimple
    I can't control his body!
[05:37] Ritsu
    Where'd you go, Dimple?
[05:40] Dimple
    It's because my spiritual powers
    have become so weak... Damn it!
[05:49] Guy
    I heard that the student council
    took care of the problem.
[05:52] Guy
    You mean about the perv gang leader?
[05:54] Girl
    They're like heroes.
[05:55] Guy
    They're the heroes of the school.
[05:58] Kamuro
    Yamazaki-kun from Class 2-4,
[06:01] Kamuro
    I'd like a word with you.
[06:03] Yamazaki
    What do you want?
[06:04] Kamuro
    You haven't fully buttoned up your coat.
[06:06] Yamazaki
    So what? Buzz off.
[06:10] (Flashback) Ritsu
    I can use them...
[06:11] (Flashback) Ritsu
    I can use psychic powers, Dimple.
[06:14] Dimple
    It's because I'm controlling the output,
[06:18] Dimple
    but you've always had
    latent psychic powers, Ritsu.
[06:22] Dimple
    And I'm deducing that
[06:24] Dimple
    the reason they came out now
    is due to your emotions.
[06:29] (Flashback) Dimple
    Did something stress you out badly lately?
[06:32] (Flashback) Dimple
    Like shitting your pants in
    front of a lot of people,
[06:35] (Flashback) Dimple
    or getting caught peeping into
    the girls' locker room?
[06:38] (Flashback) Ritsu
    Of course not. Are you mocking me?
[06:40] (Flashback) Dimple
    It's just a joke.
    You're so damn serious, Ritsu.
[06:44] (Flashback) Dimple
    That's right, you're an honor student.
[06:48] (Flashback) Dimple
    Then, what? Did you do something bad?
[06:51] Kamuro
    I heard rumors that you were
    stealing the girls' gym clothes.
[06:56] Yamazaki
    What the hell are you talking about?
[06:57] Kamuro
    And so the student council
    did a bit of investigating...
[07:00] Kamuro
    What did we find out, Kageyama-kun?
[07:02] Ritsu
    We found some of the girls' gym
    clothes in your bag, Yamazaki-senpai.
[07:06] Yamazaki
    Huh? What?!
[07:08] Yamazaki
    Stop lying!
[07:09] Kamuro
    You can try to say that you didn't do it,
    but that might prove difficult.
[07:14] Kamuro
    The school's been very
    strict with perverts lately.
[07:19] Kamuro
    I'll give you one way out of this.
[07:22] Kamuro
    Onigawara ordered you to do this, didn't he?
[07:26] Kamuro
    If you admit that,
    you're merely another victim.
[07:30] Kamuro
    Oh, and button up.
[07:34] Narrator
    The whole school had been cleaned up
[07:37] Narrator
    and turned into the optimal
    environment for academics.
[07:41] Narrator
    However, because of the
    considerably immoral strategy
[07:45] Narrator
    that was used upon certain students,
[07:48] Narrator
    there would be a deep, black scar
    engraved in their lives.
[07:52] Narrator
    And the two that carried it out would
    have to live with that burden forever...
[07:57] Narrator
    Therefore,
[07:58] Narrator
    they either became drunk with power and
    felt a delusional sense of accomplishment,
[08:02] Narrator
    or suffered greatly.
[08:06] Dimple
    Whoa!
[08:07] Dimple
    Your power's grown even more, Ritsu!
[08:10] Ritsu
    Corruption and guilt...
[08:13] Ritsu
    Those are the things that
    become fuel for my powers.
[08:16] Dimple
    Whatever it is, it's working!
[08:19] Dimple
    Something eating at you?
[08:21] Ritsu
    Dimple, you just won't stop talking.
[08:25] Ritsu
    If I were able to control
    my powers on my own,
[08:29] Ritsu
    would I be able to make you disappear?
[08:32] Dimple
    Is his personality changing, too?
[08:39] Hoshino
    S-Seriously?
[08:41] Guy
    Amazing...
[08:43] Guy
    That's amazing, Kageyama-kun!
[08:45] Ritsu
    Do you want me to keep going?
[08:46] Ritsu
    Want me to fold your car
    in half, Mitsuura-san?
[08:49] Guy
    What?!
[08:51] Guy
    What the hell happened?
[08:59] Ritsu
    Can I help you gentlemen?
[09:02] Guy
    According to Kamuro, he had you
    plant all the evidence on us.
[09:06] Guy
    Are you the one who framed us?
[09:09] Ritsu
    I have no idea what you're talking about...
[09:11] Ritsu
    Dimple.
[09:12] Dimple
    Leave it to me.
[09:13] Ritsu
    Even if I did,
[09:16] Ritsu
    it's too late.
[09:18] Guy
    Why, you little...
[09:20] Guy
    Who do you think we are?!
[09:30] Guy
    You little shit!
[09:31] Guy
    That does it! Get him!
[09:41] Girl
    Hey, there's a fight.
[09:42] Girl
    Scary!
[09:43] Girl
    But isn't that guy's hair even more amazing?
[09:46] Girl
    You're right!
[09:47] Girl
    Seriously?
[09:49] Teruki
    Hey, you there.
[09:53] Ritsu
    Yes?
[09:54] Dimple
    Gah! That's...
[09:56] Teruki
    I think that's enough.
SIGN    Top of
SIGN    Teru's Head
[10:00] Teruki
    If you grow dependent on that,
    you're gonna get hurt.
[10:02] Girl
    Whoa, what is that?
[10:02] Teruki
    You've got the wrong idea.
[10:04] Girl
    It's so long.
[10:05] Teruki
    You think you're someone really special.
[10:08] Teruki
    It's hard looking at someone
    who reminds me of my old self.
[10:11] Teruki
    This is a warning.
[10:13] Teruki
    Don't try to live relying on psychic powers.
[10:18] Ritsu
    Are you an esper?
[10:20] Ritsu
    I don't know who you are,
[10:22] Ritsu
    but I have no need to take warnings from you.
[10:25] Dimple
    Don't try to take a bite at him!
[10:27] Dimple
    He's not someone you can beat!
[10:29] Ritsu
    I'm sure he's not much different from
    the people at the Awakening Lab.
[10:32] Ritsu
    I want to compare powers with him.
[10:35] Dimple
    Ritsu?! You idiot!
[10:36] Dimple
    Stop!
[10:39] Teruki
    Why, thank you for the handshake.
[10:41] Teruki
    I'm Hanazawa Teruki. A pleasure.
[10:45] Dimple
    Don't try to fight him, Ritsu!
    Let go of his hand!
[10:47] Teruki
    Having trouble staying on your own two feet?
SIGN    Success Academy
[10:49] Teruki
    Ah, you're so young.
[10:58] Dimple
    Now! Run!
[11:04] Ritsu
    I was surprised at how strong he was...
[11:06] Ritsu
    And...
[11:08] Ritsu
    His brain was so developed.
[11:10] Ritsu
    Is that why he was so strong?
[11:12] Dimple
    No... That was just because
    his wig didn't fit correctly.
[11:15] Dimple
    Though I'm not sure why he's wearing it.
[11:17] Ritsu
    I'm so frustrated. I can't believe I
    lost to someone other than Nii-san.
[11:22] Ritsu
    Dimple.
[11:24] Ritsu
    I want to get even stronger.
[11:26] Ritsu
    So I won't lose to anyone.
[11:31] Lady
    Little boy.
[11:33] Lady
    Do you have a moment?
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[11:45] Lady
    This is the Vase of Happiness.
[11:48] Lady
    A renowned potter put his heart and soul
    into making this, a very spiritual vase.
[11:52] Lady
    The owner will be blessed just
    by having it in their house.
[11:56] Lady
    It's actually about 2.5 million yen,
[11:58] Lady
    but I'll make it 800,000 yen just for you.
[12:01] Mob
    I don't have that kind of money.
[12:03] Lady
    Then, I'll drop the price to 500,000 yen.
[12:05] Mob
    Uh, I don't have 500,000 yen, either.
[12:08] Lady
    So if you did, you'd buy it, right?
    Why don't you call your mommy for me, then?
SIGN    Seasoning General Bank Note
SIGN    Seasoning Bank
[12:12] Mob
    I don't think my mom will buy that.
[12:15] Lady
    This kid's easy bait...
[12:17] Lady
    Hey, why don't you touch it?
[12:19] Lady
    The texture here is a bit grainy
    and it feels rather nice.
[12:21] Mob
    Er, I can't really tell.
[12:26] Mob
    That was close.
[12:27] Lady
    What was that?
[12:30] Lady
    You should be careful.
[12:34] Mob
    Huh?
[12:34] Lady
    Hey, you broke it.
[12:37] Mob
    Th-That was...
[12:38] Lady
    What? You're going to say it was my fault?
[12:40] Mob
    Huh? No...
[12:42] Lady
    Say, little boy...
[12:43] Lady
    Problems you can solve with money are
    better than those you can't. Understand?
[12:47] Guy
    Oh, dear... Did you break that, sir?
[12:52] Guy
    Do you have a phone?
[12:54] Mob
    I-I don't...
[12:57] Guy
    Well, that rang at the perfect time.
    Why don't you answer it?
[13:01] Rei
    What are you doing, Mob?
[13:03] Rei
    Calling me out here when I've got a
    customer showing up at any moment...
[13:08] Guy
    Are you this boy's guardian, sir?
[13:11] Rei
    I see...
[13:12] Guy
    It's going to cost five million yen
    to replace this.
[13:14] Rei
    You're telling me that Mob
    broke that cheap-looking vase?
[13:18] Guy
    What'd you say?
[13:20] Guy
    Looks like you don't know
    how the world works.
[13:23] Guy
    Want me to make sure you never work again?
[13:25] Rei
    Ow! Ow! You totally cracked my clavicle.
[13:28] Rei
    That's gonna cost you.
[13:31] Guy
    Huh?
[13:32] Rei
    The hospital bill with reparations
    is gonna be a million yen.
[13:36] Guy
    Y-You can't be serious, you dumbass!
[13:39] Rei
    And now that's psychological damage,
[13:42] Rei
    which is going to be another million.
[13:44] Guy
    Hey!
[13:45] Rei
    Your breath stinks. That's another million.
[13:47] Guy
    The hell?!
[13:48] Rei
    Your voice is loud.
    And that's another million.
[13:51] Rei
    Ah. You frayed my shirt.
[13:55] Rei
    That's another million for damages.
[13:57] Rei
    And now that's equal to what
    he owes you for the vase.
[14:00] Rei
    That's the kind of business
    you guys are running.
[14:03] Rei
    Let's go, Mob.
[14:05] Guy
    Like we'd let you leave like this!
[14:06] Lady
    Give it up!
[14:08] Lady
    His misfortune was decided when
    he broke the Vase of Happiness.
[14:11] Guy
    Perhaps some disaster will befall him.
[14:14] Rei
    Misfortune? Disaster?
[14:17] Rei
    I was just talking to someone who
    had been haunted by an evil spirit.
[14:22] Rei
    Apparently, the spirit has
    now decided to haunt me.
[14:26] Rei
    And when that happens, you keep
    hearing strange noises at night
[14:29] Rei
    and weird things keep popping up in
    pictures, and it becomes unbearable.
[14:33] Rei
    Though the spirit might have
    transferred to you guys now.
[14:37] Rei
    Be careful at night.
[14:39] Guy
    Huh?
[14:40] Lady
    A ghost?
[14:41] Rei
    Doesn't feel too great, does it?
    That's exactly what you guys are doing.
[14:48] Guy
    A ghost? What are you, a kid? So scary!
[15:02] Rei
    That sure shut them up quick.
SIGN    Ramen
SIGN    Chinese Soba
[15:05] Rei
    That last bit was great, Mob.
[15:08] Mob
    Huh?
[15:09] Rei
    You shook the building to scare them, right?
[15:12] Mob
    No, I thought it was you sending
    the evil spirit after them...
[15:16] Mob
    Could it be that you couldn't see—
[15:18] Rei
    Of course...
[15:19] Rei
    I could see it.
[15:22] Mob
    You know...
[15:23] Mob
    Con artists are really terrible people.
[15:27] Rei
    Yeah...
[15:29] Rei
    Only the lowest of the low try to take
    advantage of someone's weakness...
[15:34] Hikaru
    What? You as well?
SIGN    Student Council Room
[15:36] Girl
    Yes. He said, "So, you're trash, too?"
[15:39] Girl
    All I was doing was chewing gum during class.
[15:42] Hikaru
    Kamuro, this school doesn't belong to you.
[15:47] Kamuro
    We still have the smaller
    pieces of trash to deal with.
[15:50] Kamuro
    Let's keep it moving.
[15:51] Ritsu
    You're still going to continue this?
[15:53] Kamuro
    Come now...
[15:55] Kamuro
    You're not going to suggest we stop, are you?
[15:57] Ritsu
    No. I just felt like throwing up.
[16:01] Ritsu
    You're just trying to
    relieve some stress, right?
[16:05] Kamuro
    I was correct in choosing you
    as an accomplice.
[16:08] Kamuro
    If you knew, why did you decide to help me?
[16:13] Ritsu
    Because I was tired.
[16:15] Ritsu
    I think I might have gotten tired of myself.
[16:18] Ritsu
    I just wanted to know what
    it felt like to be a fool.
[16:22] Kamuro
    A fool, eh?
[16:24] Kamuro
    But in the end, we're popular.
[16:26] Kamuro
    We've become the heroes of the school.
[16:30] Dimple
    So that old-looking guy wanted to be popular?
[16:35] Ritsu
    I've obtained a much bigger world.
[16:39] Saruta
    By the way, President,
    did you find any telepaths?
[16:43] Tome
    If I'd found any, I wouldn't be here.
[16:45] Tome
    Hey, Inukawa! Putting a
    bomb there is cheating!
SIGN    Put on Muscle!
[16:48] Goda
    Kurata, could you be a little quieter?
[16:51] Goda
    I'm not done talking to him yet.
[16:54] Tome
    Oh, sorry.
[16:55] Onigawara
    Musashi, that's enough.
[16:57] Goda
    No, it's not! Man up!
[17:00] Goda
    Go to class, Onigawara!
[17:02] Onigawara
    I've got no place there.
[17:04] Onigawara
    None of my friends will
    even talk to me anymore.
[17:08] Tome
    Oh, a visitor...
[17:09] Tome
    The student council president!
[17:11] Shinji
    I see this place is as rotten as they say.
[17:14] Shinji
    More importantly...
[17:16] Kamuro
    What are you doing here, Onigawara-kun?
SIGN    Put on Muscle! Burn the Fat!
[17:19] Kamuro
    Infiltrating the school when
    you haven't been showing up to class?
[17:22] Onigawara
    No!
[17:23] Onigawara
    But if I stay at home,
    my mom will ask me why—
[17:25] Goda
    Listen, President.
[17:27] Goda
    Onigawara didn't do anything.
[17:29] Kamuro
    Should I have you all dealt with
    for being Onigawara's accomplices?
[17:34] Goda
    Wha—
[17:35] Guy
    President, some weird guy just
    showed up at the school gates.
[17:40] Kamuro
    Good grief. They couldn't
    have come at a worse time.
SIGN    Doubanjiang Middle School Gang Leader: Kenzaki Yuuto
[17:44] Ken
    Who are you? I told you to
    bring me White T Poison!
[17:49] Kamuro
    White T Poison? What on earth is that?
[17:51] Ken
    Stop fooling around! He's the
    talk of all the thugs right now.
[17:55] Ritsu
    I'll deal with him.
    That should settle things.
[17:59] Kamuro
    Th-That was surprising...
[18:02] Ritsu
    That was self-defense.
[18:05] Ritsu
    Not to mention, they were students from
    another school, so it shouldn't matter.
[18:09] Kamuro
    To think he was one to fight...
[18:12] Kamuro
    And be that strong on top of it.
[18:14] Thug
    Hey, are you the one that got Kenzaki-san?
[18:18] Kamuro
    Huh?
[18:18] Thug
    Are you White T Poison?
[18:21] Kamuro
    Wh-What are you... I was just watching!
[18:24] Thug
    Then who the hell is White T Poison?!
[18:27] Kamuro
    I don't—
[18:32] Kamuro
    That's enough! It's time to stop!
[18:34] Ritsu
    You look awful.
[18:36] Kamuro
    I became a victim
[18:38] Kamuro
    because you taught a gang leader
    from another school a lesson!
[18:42] Kamuro
    Don't you understand that?!
[18:43] Ritsu
    I'm fine with that. It's very much deserved.
[18:51] Kamuro
    A-Again?!
SIGN    Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
[18:53] Gozu
    Are you White T Poison?
SIGN    Kamuro
[19:01] Takuya
    Oh, it's you, Tokugawa-kun.
[19:03] Takeshi
    Shinji doesn't want to see anyone right now.
[19:07] Hikaru
    I see...
[19:09] Ritsu
    What a terrible room filled with garbage.
[19:12] Ritsu
    I think what you should have
    cleaned up was this room.
[19:16] Kamuro
    H-How did you get in here?
[19:18] Ritsu
    There are plenty of small pieces
    of trash left at school.
[19:22] Kamuro
    I-I'm done with all of that! Get out!
[19:25] Ritsu
    It's too late.
[19:27] Ritsu
    We both did something unforgivable.
[19:30] Ritsu
    No one's going to save us.
[19:38] Ritsu
    The puppet's been broken.
    Now the school is clean.
[19:42] Dimple
    What are you going to do now?
[19:43] Dimple
    The other schools are gonna show up again.
[19:47] Ritsu
    I can do whatever I want,
    as long as I have these powers.
[19:49] Dimple
    Yeah! You can be a superstar!
[19:52] Ritsu
    Dimple, you're trying to
    use me, too, aren't you?
[19:56] Dimple
    Wha?!
[19:57] Dimple
    What are you talking about, Ricchan?
[19:58] Dimple
    We're partners!
SIGN    Akagi Noodle Soup Base Middle School Gang Leader
SIGN    Bandai Soy Sauce Middle School Gang Leader
SIGN    Mayo Middle School Gang Leader: Gozu
SIGN    Miso Middle School Gang Leader: Fuji
[20:10] Dimple
    And here they come.
[20:12] Ritsu
    There are quite a few today.
[20:16] Teruki
    I came to see what was
    going on and of course...
[20:19] Akagi
    Are you the White T Poison that
    defeated Hanazawa and Kenzaki?
[20:23] Teruki
    What?! Is he pretending to be Kageyama?
[20:27] Ritsu
    I think things will be settled
    once I deal with you guys,
[20:31] Ritsu
    so let's just say that I am.
[20:33] Teruki
    Apparently, I'm gonna have to
    ask Kageyama about this...
[20:38] Someone
    Looks like I found something
    pretty interesting.
[20:41] Man
    I've found him. I'll apprehend
    him and head back.
[20:45] Someone
    But before that, I should watch for a bit
    and see how good he is.
[20:48] Ritsu
    Possession.
[20:56] Ritsu
    All right. Go ahead.
[20:58] Thugs
    You telling us to bring it?
[21:00] Thugs
    Sounds good to us!
[21:04] Big
    Hey! Don't chicken out now!
[21:07] Guy
    That's not it...
[21:08] Guy
    We can't move...
[21:09] Ritsu
    Dimple, we're going to go
    a bit strong this time.
[21:15] White
    Chance!
[21:23] Big
    Your magic tricks won't
    work on me, White T Pois—
[21:29] Guy
    What the heck is going on?
[21:31] Guy
    Is White T Poison doing that?
[21:33] Guy
    Don't falter! Let's all charge him at once!
[21:39] Ritsu
    I will not judge you people.
[21:42] Ritsu
    Because I know now.
[21:43] Ritsu
    When people stray from the right path,
[21:46] Ritsu
    there usually isn't an actual reason.
[21:48] Ritsu
    It's like that even now.
[21:50] Ritsu
    I'm facing enemies that
    have lost all will to fight,
[21:53] Ritsu
    and I'm moving forward
    for the sake of violence.
[21:55] Ritsu
    There's no reason there.
[21:58] Ritsu
    This kind of freedom is strong.
[22:00] Ritsu
    I'm much freer than all of you.
[22:04] Ritsu
    Why?
[22:05] Ritsu
    Because I've lost my limits.
[22:07] Ritsu
    I've obtained loss.
[22:22] Mob
    Ritsu...
[22:24] Mob
    What are you doing?
[23:56] Rei
    The brothers finally confront each
    other in an alleyway after school.
[23:58] Rei
    Then suddenly, an adult esper
    we had previously seen appears.
[24:02] Rei
    Hey, Mob, that guy's really bad news.
[24:04] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 8:
[24:06] Rei
    "The Older Brother Bows
    Destructive Intent"
[24:07] Rei
    What do I recommend?
SIGN    The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent
[24:08] Rei
    The convenient option A with the Blu-ray set!

E8 - The Older Brother Bows ~Destructive Intent~

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[00:01] Tome
    There really aren't many espers, are there?
SIGN    Potato
[00:05] Tome
    All of these people have walked by
    and not one has stood out.
[00:10] Tome
    You aren't tricking me, are you?
[00:13] Mob
    There really haven't been any.
[00:16] Teru
    Hey, are you on a date here?
[00:20] Tome
    Who is this obviously special guy?
[00:23] Teru
    Hanazawa-kun...
[00:24] Teru
    Sorry, this is an emergency.
[00:27] Teru
    I'm gonna borrow him for a bit.
[00:30] Tome
    Him?
[00:31] Mob
    Someone's using my name and fighting?
[00:33] Teru
    Yeah. It's a student from
    Salt Middle School.
[00:36] Teru
    You might know him.
[00:39] Teru
    He's back there.
    You should go see for yourself.
[00:51] Mob
    Ritsu...
[00:53] Mob
    What are you doing?
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
SIGN    The Older Brother Bows Destructive Intent
[02:31] Rits
    Nii-san... What are you doing here?
[02:33] Mob
    I could ask you the same thing, Ritsu.
[02:36] Teru
    Oh, that's his younger brother.
[02:38] Yama
    Someone just showed up.
[02:41] Mob
    Who are all of these people on the ground?
[02:43] Mob
    Did you do this, Ritsu?
[02:46] Mob
    Ritsu?
[02:48] Rits
    Yes, I did this.
[02:52] Teru
    I'm not so boorish as to
    watch siblings fight.
[02:57] Mob
    Really? You really did this, Ritsu?
[03:01] Ritsu
    It's true.
[03:04] Mob
    It's not true.
[03:06] Mob
    There's no way you would do this.
[03:08] Mob
    I mean... seriously...
[03:11] Rits
    Nii-san, I did this.
[03:14] Rits
    I obtained psychic powers.
[03:17] Mob
    Huh?
[03:19] Dimp
    Wait, Ritsu! You're up against Shigeo!
[03:21] Rits
    Shut up, Dimple.
[03:23] Dimp
    Tch! He's drunk with power.
[03:26] Dimp
    This is why I hate brats.
[03:28] Dimp
    I'm not gonna hang around
    for a battle I know he'll lose!
[03:31] Mob
    Dimple?!
[03:34] Rits
    That's fine.
[03:35] Rits
    I've got the feel of it now.
[03:38] Rits
    Nii-san, I've realized
    something very important.
[03:42] Mob
    Ritsu, what's wrong?
[03:44] Mob
    If something's bothering you...
[03:50] Mob
    You really do have psychic powers...
[03:53] Rits
    I missed...
[03:55] Mob
    Ritsu...
[03:57] Mob
    Congratulations!
[03:59] Mob
    You've wanted to use them for so long!
[04:01] Mob
    Do you remember?
[04:02] Mob
    When you were little, you used to cry your
    eyes out because you couldn't bend spoons.
[04:06] Mob
    Who would've thought that now—
[04:07] Rits
    That hadn't changed up until recently.
[04:10] Rits
    Just listen, Nii-san.
[04:13] Rits
    I've always wanted psychic powers.
[04:16] Rits
    And I've always admired you, Nii-san.
[04:19] Mob
    Aw, you're making me blush...
[04:21] Rits
    But that was a big misunderstanding.
[04:24] Mob
    Huh?
[04:25] Rits
    I couldn't handle my inferiority complex
    and fear towards you,
[04:30] Rits
    so I was protecting myself by
    thinking it was admiration.
[04:34] Rits
    I was scared of you.
[04:36] Rits
    I never knew what you'd do
    if you got stressed out.
[04:39] Rits
    We could never even have
    a fight as brothers...
[04:43] Rits
    Because I have no way to protect myself
    from your powers.
[04:48] Rits
    So I did my best not to
    stress you out in any way.
[04:53] Rits
    Now, that's just a humiliating past.
[04:56] Rits
    I tried so hard for so long,
[04:58] Rits
    no matter how crazy it made me...
[05:01] Rits
    And yet,
[05:02] Rits
    you never worked hard
    in your life, so why?
[05:07] Rits
    But now, I've obtained them.
[05:10] Rits
    Now I don't have to be scared anymore.
[05:12] Rits
    The delusional admiration is gone.
[05:15] Rits
    Actually...
[05:18] Rits
    Now I've just lost all interest...
[05:22] Rits
    The buddy-buddy brothers act
    ends now, Nii-san.
[05:27] Mob
    Ritsu... I can tell. That's a lie.
[05:30] Rits
    Face me, right now! Hit me with your powers!
[05:34] Mob
    But I guess it's true...
[05:37] Mob
    I'm your brother, Ritsu.
[05:40] Mob
    Hey, Ritsu.
[05:41] Mob
    Half of that is true, right?
[05:47] Mob
    I'm terribly sorry that my
    little brother hurt you.
[05:51] Mob
    Please still be friends
    with him from now on.
[05:54] Rits
    Huh?
[05:55] Aa
    What? You're his older brother?
[05:59] Mob
    Yes. I'm very sorry.
[06:01] Aka
    You idiot! You think that's
    enough to be forgiven?!
[06:05] Gozu
    You need to grovel first!
[06:07] Mob
    O-Okay...
[06:09] Rits
    Hey... Stop.
[06:13] Rits
    Why, Nii-san?
[06:16] Rits
    What are you doing?!
[06:18] Mob
    Ritsu... It's no use trying
    to get rid of me...
SIGN    Progress Towards
SIGN    Mob's Explosion
SIGN    Progress Towards Mob's Explosion: 7%
[06:24] Mob
    Because we're brothers.
[06:28] Yama
    Hello?
[06:29] Saku
    I'd like a status update.
[06:31] Saku
    It's been ten minutes since you reported
    that you've found the target.
[06:35] Saku
    What are you doing?
[06:36] Yaa
    I'm just observ—
[06:37] Saku
    Are you an idiot?
    Hurry up and bring him here.
[06:40] Yama
    All right.
SIGN    Sakurai
[06:43] Saku
    Actually, just in case, send a photo.
[06:46] Saku
    It'll be troublesome if
    you bring the wrong brat.
[06:49] Yama
    Yeah, yeah...
[06:52] Yama
    How dare he mock me?
[06:54] Yama
    There you go. It's sent.
[06:57] Saku
    Confirmed.
[06:59] Saku
    There's no doubt that
    that's Kageyama Shigeo.
[07:02] Yama
    Right?
[07:03] Saku
    It's just as the data from
    the Awakening Lab says.
[07:06] Saku
    What an exaggerated name.
[07:09] Saku
    It's embarrassing to say.
[07:12] Saku
    Listen up.
[07:14] Saku
    Don't mess this up.
[07:15] Saku
    The more information we leak,
    the more annoying it'll be.
[07:18] Saku
    Don't play around.
[07:20] Yama
    Yeah, yeah...
[07:22] Yama
    Acting all high-and-mighty...
[07:25] Yama
    Now, then...
[07:28] Gozu
    The tables have turned!
[07:31] Aka
    White T Poison!
[07:32] Aka
    If you don't want us to beat the crap out
    of your brother, get your face over here.
[07:37] Mob
    Hold it.
[07:38] Mob
    You shouldn't do that.
[07:40] Gozu
    Huh?
[07:41] Mob
    I don't want to see anyone
    else hurting people,
[07:44] Mob
    or anyone else getting hurt.
[07:46] Aka
    Who the hell do you think
    you are, small fry?!
[07:50] Ban
    Only the strongest can give orders.
[07:52] Fuji
    And the strongest will rule.
[07:55] Rits
    Just how pathetic are these people?
[07:58] Rits
    The strongest one here is...
[08:08] Yama
    You're exactly right.
[08:10] Rits
    Who are you?
[08:13] Mob
    Ritsu!
[08:13] Guy
    What?
[08:14] Punk
    Who's that?
[08:14] Aka
    Who the hell are you?!
[08:15] Yama
    The strongest will rule.
[08:19] Yama
    It's such an obvious thing
    that you forget about it.
[08:22] Yama
    You guys figure that
    if you're strong at fighting,
[08:25] Yama
    you can rule your school
    and turfs, right?
[08:28] Yama
    That's cute. You should keep it up.
[08:33] Yama
    But he's on a different level.
[08:35] Yama
    You guys don't have a chance of beating him.
[08:39] Yama
    So I'm going to remove him
    from the fighting grounds.
[08:41] Yama
    You can continue your squabbling in peace.
[08:44] Yama
    I'll be taking him.
[08:46] Gozu
    Hold it!
[08:47] Gozu
    He's our target!
[08:50] Mio
    You're just an outsider!
[08:54] Mayo
    How dare you do that to our boss?!
[08:55] Mayo
    Hey, don't.
[08:59] Punk
    T-Too strong...
[09:01] Punk
    That's not fair...
[09:03] Yama
    You thugs are such simple creatures...
[09:09] Mob
    My little brother...
[09:15] Rits
    N-Nii-san...
[09:17] Yama
    Did I hit him too hard?
[09:19] Yama
    Well, if he dies,
    I'd say he was just unlucky.
[09:24] Yama
    Hey, you good-for-nothing.
[09:26] Yama
    What's with that rebellious stare?
[09:29] Yama
    It's not! I was just looking...
[09:32] Yama
    Grovel, and apologize to me.
[09:34] Fuji
    Huh?
[09:34] Yama
    We're reviewing the scene
    you were playing out earlier.
[09:37] Yama
    I know! All of you should grovel.
[09:42] Yama
    Will this make you a little more willing?
[09:45] Yama
    If you don't grovel, I'll kill all of you.
[09:52] Yama
    What a great sight!
[09:54] Yama
    It's a great lesson for idiots
    who mistake youth and freedom.
[09:59] Yama
    I've got one piece of advice for
    the rest of your rotten lives.
[10:03] Yama
    Try to live your lives walking on the
    side of the road as much as possible,
[10:07] Yama
    so you don't cause anyone else trouble.
[10:10] Yama
    See ya, brats.
[10:14] Thug
    Damn it!
[10:15] Thug
    What was that?
[10:19] Fuji
    That's...
[10:24] Mob
    Ritsu!
[10:40] Yama
    You, too, brat?
[10:42] Rits
    N-Nii-san...
[10:44] Yaa
    I wasn't told about a psychic brother.
[10:48] Mob
    Let go of my brother...
[10:50] Mob
    or else...
[10:55] Yama
    Oh, so you've put up a barrier?
[10:59] Mob
    I'm not supposed to use
    these powers against others,
[11:01] Mob
    but this is different!
[11:07] Yama
    Don't underestimate me, brat.
[11:10] Mob
    I remember now!
[11:13] Mob
    He's the adult esper I saw before...
[11:17] Yama
    There are ways to deal with
    little esper brats like you.
[11:27] Yama
    Telekinetic Helix!
SIGN    Telekinetic Helix
[11:32] Mob
    He's attacking again. I don't want
    to become an adult like him.
[11:36] Yama
    Cry.
[11:39] Mob
    Huh?
[11:45] Yama
    You're so light. You fly up really well.
[11:49] Mob
    It hurts...
[11:50] Mob
    I can't exhale...
[11:52] Mob
    or inhale...
[11:54] Mob
    My stomach is hot...
[12:00] Yama
    You surprised?
[12:01] Yama
    My powers rip through your
    barrier like an excavator.
[12:05] Rits
    Nii-san!
[12:07] Yama
    Stand up.
[12:09] Yama
    You're going to protect your
    little brother, right?
[12:13] Guy
    Oh, crap.
[12:15] Aa
    He's hitting him way too much.
[12:17] Gozu
    You can't be serious...
[12:18] Thug
    He's gonna die.
[12:19] Thug
    Seriously?
[12:20] Rits
    Nii-san?
[12:24] Rits
    S-Stop...
[12:32] Rits
    Please, stop!
[12:42] Ritsu
    Stop!
[12:45] Rits
    Just take me! That's what
    you wanted, right?
[12:51] Yama
    That's a wise decision,
[12:54] Yama
    but I'm an asshole.
[12:56] Yama
    I don't like that look on your face...
[12:58] Yama
    That hostile little face!
[13:06] Mob
    Hey, you.
[13:08] Mob
    This is the first time this has happened.
[13:14] Mob
    Can you feel it?
[13:16] Mob
    My animosity?
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[13:35] Yama
    He made me put my hands to the ground...
[13:37] Yama
    A brat like that...
[13:45] Yama
    I can't get away!
[13:52] Rits
    That guy is finished.
[13:54] Mob
    Hey, mister, who did terrible things to us...
[13:58] Mob
    Just so you know, this is all your fault.
[14:02] Mob
    Don't ever show your face
    in front of us again.
[14:12] Yama
    Telekinetic Helix!
[14:16] Yama
    It's hard?! It's nothing like before...
[14:46] Thug
    Wow...
[14:47] Thug
    Hey, did you see that?
[14:49] Thug
    What was that?
[14:52] Gozu
    What's going on?
[14:55] Gozu
    You're kidding!
[14:56] Yama
    Energy Bomb!
[14:59] Yama
    You're actually making me
    use my trump card...
[15:03] Rits
    Nii-san!
[15:07] Yama
    Why won't he fall over?
[15:10] Dimp
    At this rate, things won't end well...
[15:12] Dimp
    I know! If I bring him here...
[15:17] Yama
    Damn it! What's with this brat?
[15:23] Yama
    H-He's strong!
[15:25] Yama
    If I don't put up my guard,
    I'll be knocked out in an instant.
[15:29] Thug
    Whoa!
[15:29] Thu
    Yeah! Get him!
[15:31] Some
    To think a guy like that existed...
[15:33] Fui
    Hey, look!
[15:35] Fui
    It's a white T-shirt!
[15:37] Guy
    That's it!
[15:38] Fuji
    He's not White T Poison's older brother...
[15:41] Fuji
    He's the infamous shadow leader
    at Salt Middle School...
[15:44] All
    White T Poison!
[15:48] Yama
    Taking him on in a battle
    of abilities isn't good.
[15:50] Yama
    I don't have a choice.
    The mission comes first.
[15:53] Fuji
    He's got a knife! Look out!
[15:55] Yama
    Shut up, brat!
[15:59] Mob
    If you're not going to give up, I'll end it.
[16:01] Mob
    The next move will be the last.
[16:03] Yama
    Take this, brat!
[16:05] Yama
    Damn it!
[16:06] Yama
    This barrier's so thick!
    My knife won't go through!
[16:10] Yama
    Just kidding!
[16:17] Thugs
    What?
[16:18] Yama
    I don't like using his stuff,
    but I don't have time.
[16:24] Yama
    I guess you've all seen my face.
[16:26] Yama
    As annoying as it is, I'm gonna
    have to make you all disappear.
[16:29] Thugs
    C-Crap!
[16:30] Thug
    Run!
[16:31] Thug
    H-Hurry!
[16:33] Yama
    Do you really think I'll let you
    get away after everything you saw?
[16:39] Yama
    Impossible! I can't take him on anymore!
[16:42] Yama
    You're coming with me.
[16:48] Goz
    Did we survive?
[16:50] Aka
    Yeah!
[16:51] Thug
    We did it!
[16:51] Thug
    We're saved!
[16:52] Thug
    Awesome!
[16:53] Some
    You're amazing!
[16:54] Aka
    You saved our lives!
[16:56] Aka
    Huh?
[16:58] Aka
    He's standing while unconscious.
[17:00] Teru
    Get away from him.
    It's still dangerous to be near him.
[17:04] Some
    You're from Black Vinegar Middle School...
[17:06] Teru
    I can't believe someone was
    able to push him this far.
[17:10] Teru
    They're no ordinary person.
[17:11] Dimp
    The guy and Ritsu are gone.
    We were a bit late.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[17:19] Rei
    This is rock salt from the Himalayas.
[17:22] Rei
    It goes great with pasta or meat.
[17:24] Rei
    Let's perform the exorcism with this.
[17:27] Rei
    Your shoulders feel heavy, right?
[17:29] Some
    Yes. A fortuneteller told me
    there was something on them.
[17:33] Rei
    So they just told her that and took
    the money? How irresponsible.
[17:37] Rei
    All right.
[17:41] Some
    Wh-What are you doing?
[17:43] Rei
    Ghosts are weak against salt.
[17:45] Rei
    First, we'll weaken it with
    the rock salt powder.
[17:47] Rei
    And this scraping noise by your ears...
[17:49] Rei
    This will be really annoying to spirits
    that want to live in a quiet place,
[17:52] Rei
    so they should leave.
[17:55] Rei
    Next!
[17:56] Rei
    We'll use the hard edges of
    the rock salt and do a massage
[17:58] Rei
    to loosen up your tense muscles
    and improve your blood flow.
[18:03] Rei
    We'll place a hot towel on your face,
[18:06] Rei
    and shut out the spirit's
    visual interference.
[18:08] Rei
    Along with using aroma oils
    to maximize your relaxation,
[18:11] Rei
    we'll light some incense that spirits hate.
[18:14] Some
    S-Such a wonderful smell!
[18:17] Rei
    Aroma Runaway Express!
SIGN    Aroma Runaway Express
[18:20] Nar
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
    where he sends his clients on a beauty trip
[18:25] Nar
    that relaxes the body and soul.
[18:29] Some
    I feel so much younger.
[18:31] Rei
    That's great!
[18:33] Rei
    Thank goodness there was
    no actual spirit this time,
[18:36] Rei
    but this is the first time Mob
    didn't show up to work on time.
[18:39] Rei
    I'm gonna have to lecture him
    when I see him next.
[18:45] (Flashback) Rits
    Nii-san.
[18:47] (Flashback) Rits
    If there's anything troubling you,
    let me know.
[18:49] (Flashback) Rits
    I'll be there to listen anytime.
[18:51] (Flashback) Rits
    Nii-san, is something bothering you?
[18:54] (Flashback) Rits
    Are you okay, Nii-san?
[18:55] (Flashback) Rits
    If something's bothering you, I'll listen.
[18:58] (Flashback) Mob
    Thanks, Ritsu, but I'm fine.
[19:01] (Flashback) Mob
    It's nothing.
[19:03] (Flashback) Rits
    I see.
[19:05] Mob
    Ritsu?
[19:07] Mob
    Ritsu?
[19:08] Mob
    I see...
[19:09] Mob
    I'm sorry I didn't realize it sooner.
[19:18] Teru
    Are you awake, Kageyama-kun?
[19:20] Mob
    Hanazawa-kun... where are we?
[19:23] Teru
    My apartment. Dimple-kun told me everything.
[19:27] Dimp
    H-Hey, Shigeo...
[19:30] Mob
    Dimple...
[19:31] Mob
    What's going on?
[19:33] Mob
    Why were you with Ritsu?
[19:36] Dimp
    Well...
[19:37] Mob
    And Ritsu was kidnapped.
[19:39] Mob
    Dimple...
[19:41] Mob
    Is this your doing?
[19:43] Dimp
    It's a misunderstanding!
    I don't know who those guys are!
[19:46] Teru
    I know who they are.
[19:47] Both
    Huh?
[19:48] Teru
    They've been following me around
    for a few years now.
[19:52] Dimp
    Is that why you're living by yourself
    when you're in middle school?
[19:55] Teru
    Let me give you a warning.
[19:57] Teru
    Stay away from them.
[20:00] Mob
    Stay away?
[20:03] Teru
    You'll die.
[20:07] Teru
    It's an organization called Claw,
    formed by dangerous espers.
[20:11] Teru
    They want a revolution
    and aim to turn the world on its head.
[20:15] Teru
    Their ability to function
    as a group is first-rate,
[20:17] Teru
    and they have over a hundred espers.
[20:21] Dimp
    You're kidding, right?
[20:22] Mob
    A hundred...
[20:23] Teru
    There are plenty of facilities
    across the world that are trying to
[20:27] Teru
    manufacture psychic powers.
[20:29] Teru
    But the only one to succeed at it is Claw.
[20:34] Teru
    Apparently they take child espers
    who have yet to mature,
[20:37] Teru
    brainwash them, and raise them as soldiers.
[20:40] Tru
    They aren't as powerful as us Naturals,
[20:43] Tru
    but if you underestimate them,
    their sheer numbers will easily crush you.
[20:46] Dimp
    You sure know a lot about them.
[20:48] Teru
    I heard all about them from one of their
    guys who tried to kidnap me before.
[20:52] Teru
    Though I taught him a lesson.
[20:55] Dimp
    Basically, they're from
    a very dangerous world.
[20:58] Dimp
    Shigeo, you could've been killed back there!
[21:02] Mob
    It doesn't matter...
[21:03] Mob
    Ritsu, my little brother, was kidnapped.
[21:08] Mob
    I'm going to go save him.
[21:10] Ter
    Do you want to die?
[21:12] Mob
    No, not at all.
[21:13] Teru
    Then calm down.
[21:15] Mob
    But I think I can win.
[21:20] Teru
    All right.
[21:22] Teru
    But why are they after your little brother?
[21:25] Mob
    I have no idea.
[21:26] Dimp
    Ah! That's right!
[21:28] Dimp
    There's a research facility where
    people like you were gathering.
[21:31] Dimp
    Ritsu was going there recently, too.
[21:33] Mob
    Ritsu was?
[21:34] Teeru
    So the information must
    have leaked from there.
[21:37] Tru
    Want to check it out?
[21:38] Tru
    Though, I have a terrible feeling about this...
[21:41] Dimp
    I'll lead you there.
[21:47] Dmp
    This is terrible...
    How could they do this to civilians?
[21:51] Teru
    They're unconscious, but not dead.
[21:58] Mits
    Wh-Who are you?! Where did he go?
[22:01] Mits
    The guy with the sword!
[22:02] Teru
    You'll need to answer our questions first.
[22:04] Ter
    Did you sell Kageyama Ritsu's
    information to Claw?
[22:08] Mits
    Claw? What's that?
[22:10] Mits
    Kageyama Ritsu?
[22:12] Mits
    I don't know who that is.
[22:13] Mits
    The one I invited here
    was Kageyama Shigeo-kun.
[22:16] Mob
    That's me.
[22:18] Mits
    That's you?!
[22:19] Dimp
    This all started with a misunderstanding,
[22:21] Dimp
    and yet they really managed
    to awaken Ritsu.
[22:25] Mts
    I have no idea what's going on.
[22:27] Mits
    Damn it...
[22:28] Mits
    And we were finally seeing some
    hope in our research, too.
[22:32] Teru
    Looks like this guy doesn't know anything.
[22:34] Mob
    Where are the other kids?
[22:36] Mits
    They were kidnapped...
[22:38] Mits
    Is this my fault?
[22:41] Mits
    To think there are people like them...
[22:43] Teru
    What kind of level of power did
    the kids who were kidnapped have?
[22:47] Teru
    I'd like to know what we're up against.
[22:50] Mits
    Hold on a sec. Who are you guys?
[22:56] Mob
    What are you doing, Hanazawa-kun?
[22:58] Teru
    Introducing ourselves.
[23:15] Yama
    Come on, brats. Hurry up and get out.
[23:18] Yama
    Quit dawdling. Keep moving.
[23:21] Yama
    Don't make me spank you.
[23:23] Saku
    Don't scare them more than necessary.
    They'll be useless then.
[23:28] Hoshi
    Kageyama, are you okay?
[23:31] Rits
    I'm fine, but we really shouldn't
    fight back right now.
[23:56] Rei
    Trapped in a suspicious research facility,
[23:58] Rei
    Ritsu tries to plot an escape
    with the good-for-nothing espers.
[24:00] Rei
    Meanwhile, Mob rises to save Ritsu.
[24:02] Rei
    That's right, Mob!
    That's what you call a man.
[24:05] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 9:
[24:06] Rei
    "'Claw' 7th Division"
SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division
[24:08] Rei
    Option B, the serious course, involves buying
    the Blu-rays and the manga volumes.

E9 - Claw ~7th Division~

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[00:02] Koya
    Looks like we ran into more
    trouble than expected.
SIGN    Claw 7th Division
[00:04] Saku
    You mean you did.
[00:05] Koya
    You idiot! You only had
    wimpy-looking ones to deal with.
[00:10] Saku
    But I'm amazed you actually
    managed to hurt Koyama.
[00:13] Saku
    You might get special treatment.
[00:16] Koya
    No, it wasn't him.
[00:18] Koya
    Another guy got in my way,
    and he was really strong.
[00:20] Saku
    What? Another esper?
[00:24] Koya
    Yeah. He was insanely strong for a kid.
[00:27] Koya
    I couldn't match him in power,
    so I used your spray on him.
[00:30] Saku
    And where is that kid?
[00:32] Koya
    I already had too much on
    my plate, so I left him.
[00:35] Saku
    This is exactly why I didn't
    want to pair up with you.
[00:38] Koya
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:40] Saku
    We had orders to make abducting kids
[00:42] Saku
    with the strongest psychic
    powers our top priority!
[00:45] Saku
    If the division leader found out
    that you messed up like this...
[00:50] Tera
    This all sounds very interesting.
[00:53] Tera
    Let me in on it.
[00:56] Tera
    I'll make sure the division leader
    doesn't find out.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Terada
[01:00] Saku
    And the worst possible person
    just overheard us.
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division
[02:39] Guy
    Terada-san, wouldn't it be better
    to bring the other Scars here?
[02:43] Tera
    No, I'm all that's needed
    from the upper echelon.
[02:47] Tera
    Koyama's an idiot,
    but his abilities are the real deal.
[02:50] Tera
    If that kid is an enemy,
    he'll be a real handful,
[02:52] Tera
    and if he joins us, he'll probably
    surpass me, which also isn't good.
[02:56] Tera
    So this isn't a mission.
[02:58] Tera
    We're just going to nip
    some trouble in the bud.
[03:01] Tera
    Oh, by the way, this is a secret.
[03:03] Tera
    Let's just say we're going
    to capture him, kthx.
[03:06] Guy
    Understood.
[03:08] Teru
    What do you want to do, Kageyama-kun?
[03:10] Teru
    We're dealing with a huge organization
    with a lot of members.
[03:13] Teru
    I think you're going to need
    someone on your side.
[03:18] Mob
    On my side?
[03:19] Teru
    Someone who's strong and extremely smart.
[03:22] Teru
    You know, like someone
    right under your nose...
[03:25] Mob
    The Body Improvement Club!
[03:26] Teru
    Hey. You don't need to play the fool here.
[03:29] Teru
    Who else but me? I'll help you out.
[03:32] Mob
    Huh? You will, Hanazawa-kun?
[03:34] Dimp
    What brought this on?
[03:36] Teru
    I'm going to end up clashing
    with Claw again someday.
[03:40] Teru
    So I thought I might as well do it now
    while I still have a fighting chance.
[03:44] Teru
    And by fighting chance, I mean you.
[03:47] Teru
    If you actually get serious about this,
    there's no way we'd lose.
[03:50] Mob
    And yet we have absolutely no clues.
[03:54] Mit
    I'll help, too.
[03:56] Mit
    If there's anything you need, let me know!
[03:58] Teru
    No, that won't be necessary.
[04:00] Teru
    Because the next attacker
[04:02] Teru
    should be showing up any second now.
[04:04] Mits
    That's not good!
[04:05] Mits
    You should hurry and—
[04:09] Teru
    Well, that was quicker than I thought.
[04:11] Tra
    Kageyama-kun...
[04:14] Tera
    Which one of you is the naughty little boy?
[04:17] Teru
    Why don't we ask him a few questions?
[04:19] Mob
    Okay.
[04:21] Saku
    Do you think Terada can
    win against that kid?
[04:24] Koya
    I'm stronger than Terada.
[04:26] Saku
    I don't care about that.
[04:28] Saku
    I'm asking you if he can win.
[04:31] Koya
    He's a really cautious guy.
[04:33] Koya
    As strong as that kid was,
    he was still only a kid.
[04:36] Koya
    If I hadn't let my guard down, I could've
    easily squashed him right at the get-go.
[04:41] Koya
    Terada will probably be fully prepared.
[04:43] Koya
    So that kid's probably going to
    go through some harsh torture.
[04:54] Teru
    Hurry up and spit it out.
[04:55] Tera
    I let my guard down!
[04:58] Mob
    He seems out of breath.
[04:59] Mob
    Why don't you take a break and
    let him have a sip of water?
[05:02] Teru
    You don't realize how cruel
    that suggestion is, do you?
[05:05] Teru
    You don't have to be nice
    to scum like these.
[05:09] Teru
    Still, he really won't talk...
[05:12] Teru
    I guess the Scars, Claw's upper echelon,
    live up to their name.
[05:15] Teru
    Despite going up against the boss
    and ending up with a scar,
[05:18] Teru
    their abilities were acknowledged,
    and they became part of the upper echelon.
[05:22] Teru
    And then you, Terada,
    heard about the kid who gave Koyama,
[05:25] Teru
    another Scar, some trouble and showed up.
[05:28] Teru
    Yet you yourself ended up
    being captured and tortured.
[05:30] Teru
    If you feel you're in trouble, you should
    tell us everything you know, quickly.
[05:34] Tera
    I did! I did!
[05:36] Tera
    Everything you just said is
    information that I gave you!
SIGN    Secret Hideout Location
SIGN    Names of Members
SIGN    Abilities
SIGN    Etc.
[05:39] Mob
    Yeah.
[05:40] Mob
    We found out where their hideout is,
[05:41] Mob
    the names and abilities of the members,
[05:45] Mob
    and various other things.
[05:47] Teru
    Nah... I can't believe he'd
    tell us everything so easily.
[05:51] Tera
    What am I supposed to do?
[05:54] Koya
    We're not starting yet?
[05:56] Koya
    It's past the time for our regular
    upper echelon meeting,
[05:59] Koya
    and yet only seven out of
    the eleven are even here.
[06:02] Koya
    I've got to wonder about
    Claw's management system.
[06:05] Koya
    Terada went off somewhere,
    so he should be fired.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Muraki
[06:09] Mura
    You two also just showed up.
[06:12] Muka
    Yeah, and you were thirty minutes late.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Mukai
[06:15] Take
    We're a gathering of people who
    never worked well with others.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Takeuchi
[06:18] Take
    As long as we do what we need to do
    when we need to do it, it's fine.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Miyagawa
[06:23] Miya
    Then I guess you're out, Koyama.
[06:25] Miya
    I heard you lost to a middle schooler.
[06:28] Koya
    I didn't lose, and I did my job.
[06:31] Tsu
    You really are a simpleton.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon:
    Tsuchiya
[06:34] Tsu
    You really need to stop playing around—
[06:37] Koya
    Shut it, fugly!
[06:38] Tsu
    Huh? I'll kill you, you pierced chicken.
[06:40] Koya
    You what?
[06:41] Saku
    Sit down, Koyama.
[06:43] Saku
    The division leader is here.
[06:48] Ishi
    Did you wait long?
    I just got a message from the boss.
SIGN    "Claw" 7th Division Leader:
    Ishiguro
[06:51] Ishi
    Said he's coming back to Japan next month.
[06:53] Ishi
    Seems he's going to pick a couple of you
    to be the upper echelon back at HQ.
[06:59] Koya
    What? Are you serious?
[07:01] Ishi
    Yes, but it looks rather doubtful
    that he'd pick you,
[07:04] Ishi
    considering how badly you messed up today.
[07:08] Kid
    That's right!
[07:09] Kid
    Basically, our goal is world domination.
[07:12] Kid
    They say a skilled hawk hides its claws,
    but we're not like that.
[07:15] Kid
    We'll be hawks who don't hide our claws.
[07:18] Kid
    We'll steal everything we can,
[07:19] Kid
    stand at the top of the world,
[07:21] Kid
    and lead humanity into its rightful future!
[07:25] Guy
    Are any of you going to join us?
[07:29] Rits
    How stupid.
[07:31] Guy
    Hey, you Natural brats...
[07:33] Guy2
    Don't underestimate your trainers.
[07:37] Guy
    You noobs haven't even been
    acknowledged as members yet.
[07:44] Rits
    Are you in charge here?
    We don't have psychic powers.
[07:48] Rits
    This is some kind of misunderstanding,
    so please let us go home.
[07:51] Muto
    Did you all secretly agree to act
    like you don't have psychic powers
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Muto
[07:56] Muto
    so you'd be freed?
[08:00] Muto
    Very well. You, come out here.
[08:05] Asa
    The younger Shiratori brother.
[08:08] Muto
    You have ten seconds.
[08:10] Muto
    Show me your powers. Be quick.
[08:17] Rits
    Don't do it.
[08:20] Muto
    All right, I understand.
[08:24] Muto
    I'll show you just what you get
    if you look down on me.
[08:27] Dai
    K-Kaito!
[08:31] Rits
    They're going to try to
    brainwash us one by one.
[08:35] Kuuro
    Why is this happening?
[08:38] Kuro
    I'm done with this...
[08:42] Kai
    Daichi-oniichan!
[08:45] Kai
    Help me!
[08:49] Kuro
    Huh? What was that?
[08:52] Dai
    Th-That was Kaito...
[08:54] Dai
    My younger brother's voice...
[09:11] Kai
    H-He's dead...
[09:13] Muto
    This is going to happen to you, too.
[09:15] Muto
    Take the night to reconsider
    your attitudes...
[09:19] Muto
    If you don't want to die, that is.
[09:34] Teru
    I see it. It's that building, right?
[09:36] Tera
    Y-Yeah...
[09:38] Tera
    These powers can't be coming from a child...
[09:44] Teru
    Okay. Let's walk from here.
[09:50] Teru
    Ah. Terada ran away.
[09:52] Dimp
    Should we go after him?
[09:55] Teru
    Considering how badly we beat him,
    I'm sure he won't try to defy us again.
[09:59] Teru
    It'd just be a waste of time,
    so let's just save your little brother.
[10:05] Tera
    You stupid brats...
[10:06] Tera
    You'll pay with your lives
    for trampling all over my pride!
[10:12] Tera
    Telekinetic control.
[10:15] Tera
    Air Whips.
SIGN    Air Whips
[10:17] Tera
    With a maximum range of sixty meters,
[10:19] Tera
    my powers will display their
    true potential in this environment!
[10:36] Teru
    Kageyama-kun, you alive?
[10:40] Mob
    Yeah, but that startled me.
[10:42] Mob
    Why did trees fall from the sky?
[10:44] Teru
    It's that guy.
[10:46] Teru
    He said he used telekinetic powers
    in the shape of whips.
[10:48] Tera
    Say your prayers, brats.
[10:51] Teru
    Terada!
[10:52] Tera
    If I let you infiltrate
    the facility like this,
[10:55] Tera
    my reputation will be ruined!
[11:02] Tera
    Got you!
[11:12] Teru
    Well, I guess you aren't so lame after—
[11:15] Teru
    Crap!
[11:19] Tera
    Not bad, huh? Think you can hold up?
[11:23] Teru
    K-Kageyama-kun,
[11:25] Teru
    while I'm concentrating on
    the whip, do something!
[11:30] Mob
    I guess there are a lot of ways
    to use powers.
[11:43] Teru
    Apparently technique means nothing
    before absolute power.
[11:47] Teru
    You were finished as soon as
    Kageyama-kun considered you an enemy.
[11:52] Teru
    This battle will only last a night.
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[12:01] Rits
    Let's escape.
[12:02] Hosh
    Kageyama!
[12:03] Hosh
    You saw what happened!
    If we defy them, we die!
[12:07] Asa
    Think about it. If they catch us...
[12:09] Kuro
    No! Don't say any more!
[12:12] Rits
    If I'm going to be shackled by fear
    and brainwashed,
[12:15] Rits
    I'd rather try to escape,
    even if it means I could die.
[12:18] Hos
    But Shiratori's still grieving.
[12:21] Hos
    It'll take him a while to get over this.
[12:23] Rits
    Shiratori-kun, help us escape.
[12:26] Hosh
    Hey, Kageyama!
[12:28] Dai
    Yeah, I want to escape, too.
[12:30] Hosh
    Huh?
[12:31] Dai
    Apparently, my younger brother is fine.
[12:33] Dai
    We brothers are telepaths.
[12:36] Dai
    We can communicate
    even if the other is far away.
[12:38] Dai
    I was just talking to him now.
[12:41] Dai
    Apparently he was shown our corpses.
[12:46] Dai
    I'm not completely sure,
[12:47] Dai
    but I think that guy has hypnotic powers
    that show us illusions.
[12:51] Dai
    He's probably the key to this organization's
    ability to brainwash people through fear.
[12:56] Dai
    It's a good thing he took my brother,
    who I can talk to telepathically.
[13:00] Hosh
    So he's alive...
[13:02] Asa
    But that doesn't change the fact that
    this is a dangerous organization.
[13:05] Rits
    And that's exactly why
    we can't stay here long.
[13:08] Rits
    We'll strike tonight,
[13:10] Rits
    while the trainers are
    still underestimating us.
[13:14] Guy
    H-Hey, those guys are discussing something.
[13:18] Guy
    Are they plotting to escape?
[13:20] Guy
    Let them. It's no use anyway.
[13:24] Rits
    I know it's a terrible time
    to bring this up...
[13:26] Hosh
    What's wrong?
[13:27] Rits
    Before I tell you all my plan,
    what were your,
[13:31] Rits
    um...
[13:33] Rits
    names again?
[13:35] Hosh
    S-Seriously?! You didn't even
    remember our names?!
[13:40] Asa
    You always were hard to read
[13:43] Asa
    with that gloomy face of yours...
[13:45] Kuro
    Now, now...
[13:47] Kuro
    I guess we'll just have to
    introduce ourselves again.
[13:49] Kuro
    I'm Kurosaki Rei.
[13:51] Kuro
    My specialty is clairvoyance.
[13:53] Kuro
    Pleasure to work with you, Kageyama-kun.
[13:55] Rits
    Likewise.
[13:56] Hosh
    I'm Hoshino Takeshi.
[13:57] Hosh
    I have super strong telekinetic powers.
[14:01] Asa
    I'm Asahi Go.
[14:02] Asa
    I'm called the godsend who can
    burn everything in his path.
[14:05] Rits
    By whom, exactly?
[14:07] Rits
    Pleasure to work with you both.
[14:09] Dai
    I'm Shiratori Daichi.
[14:11] Dai
    The guy who got taken away
    is my little brother Kaito.
[14:14] Rits
    Let's hurry up and rescue Kaito-kun
    and get the heck out of here.
[14:18] Hosh
    But do you have a plan?
[14:20] Asa
    Also, the trainers are right there.
[14:24] Rits
    I think they already know that
    we're trying to escape.
[14:27] Rits
    I'm sure there were other kids
    who tried to do the same thing.
[14:31] Kuro
    That would mean they're used to
    dealing with escape attempts.
[14:33] Kuro
    There goes any chance we had.
[14:36] Rits
    That's not entirely true.
[14:37] Rits
    If they're underestimating our powers,
    we'll be able to escape.
[14:40] Dai
    How?
[14:42] Rits
    They probably let their guard down
    because we're kids.
[14:45] Rits
    They didn't check our belongings.
[14:47] Hosh
    Do you really carry that around everywhere?
[14:52] Asa
    Ignite!
[14:57] Asa
    Now, Hoshino!
[14:58] Hosh
    All right!
[14:59] Hosh
    There!
[15:07] Hosh
    Oh, it opened.
[15:08] Asa
    I guess everything's worth a shot.
[15:11] Guy
    Well done, brats.
[15:13] Guy
    What now?
[15:14] Guy
    What's your next move?
[15:16] Hosh
    Wh-What's our next move, Kageyama?
[15:18] Guy
    Let me just warn you that
    it's safer in that cell.
[15:21] Guy
    If you step even one foot out of there,
    we're going to have to discipline you.
[15:25] Asa
    Kageyama?
[15:26] Kuro
    Are you telling me you didn't
    plan this far ahead?
[15:28] Rits
    Let's use Hoshino-kun's
    super strong telekinesis
[15:31] Rits
    and Asahi-kun's fire to get out of here.
[15:36] Guy
    Well, isn't that adorable?
[15:39] Hosh
    Listen...
[15:40] Hosh
    you can't move something as heavy
    as a person with telekinesis.
[15:45] Asa
    Even though I'm a pyrokinetic genius,
[15:47] Asa
    I don't think I can set fire
    to something that's moving.
[15:51] Rits
    I'll take care of it, then.
[15:52] Hosh
    Huh?
[15:53] Rits
    Though I'm nowhere near as good as you guys.
[15:57] Rits
    Come on. Get out, everyone.
[16:00] Guy
    You'll all be held responsible either way.
[16:02] Guy
    Do you think we'd hold back
    on you because you're kids?
[16:06] Rits
    No.
[16:07] Rits
    Why would I ever expect incompetent,
    disposable lackeys like you
[16:10] Rits
    to have that kind of common sense?
[16:13] Hosh
    Y-You're going to be killed, Kageyama.
[16:15] Guy
    I see.
[16:17] Guy
    Well, try protecting yourself with the
    spoon-bending that you're so good at,
[16:21] Guy
    Mr. Natural!
[16:23] Rits
    Please, powers...
[16:26] Rits
    Do as I say.
[16:34] Asa
    Wh-Whoa...
[16:36] Hosh
    You probably didn't need us
    to open the lock...
[16:39] Rits
    No, we needed to show them
    that we were powerless.
[16:44] Rits
    This is a blind spot for
    that security camera.
[16:47] Rits
    Let's have them think
    we're being disciplined for a while
[16:50] Rits
    and quickly go rescue Kaito-kun.
[16:52] Dai
    But I don't know where Kaito is.
[16:55] Rits
    Kurosaki-san, now we're going to
    have to rely on your clairvoyance.
[16:59] Kuro
    Huh? Me?
[17:02] Rits
    Can we count on you?
[17:04] Kuro
    I-I'll try...
[17:07] Both
    Th-This is lame...
[17:11] Dimp
    There're some tough-looking guys
    standing by the entrance.
[17:14] Teru
    What do you wanna do?
[17:16] Dip
    Shigeo, you need to think, too.
[17:18] Teru
    Want to blow them away?
[17:20] Dip
    Those strangers.
[17:24] Mob
    L-Let's concentrate on rescuing Ritsu.
[17:27] Dim
    I knew it.
[17:28] Teru
    Okay.
[17:30] Dimp
    That technique...
[17:31] Teru
    It's the Air Whips I just learned earlier.
[17:42] Teru
    Sorry.
[17:47] Dimp
    It's easier to possess someone
    when they're in shock.
[17:51] Teru
    You seem used to this, Dimple-kun.
[17:53] Teru
    Are you a pretty dangerous evil spirit?
[17:55] Dimp
    Of course not. Right, Shigeo?
[17:57] Mob
    Dimple's dangerous.
[18:00] Teru
    We might've been better off
    if you'd possessed Terada.
[18:04] Dimp
    Espers all have mental protection on them,
[18:08] Dimp
    so they're hard for evil spirits to possess.
[18:10] Dim
    That goes for you guys, too.
[18:13] Dimp
    Not to mention, I'm a lot weaker right now.
[18:17] Dimp
    Usually, I'd be able to
    destroy people's minds.
[18:20] Teru
    You weren't a big deal before, either.
[18:22] Dimp
    I was weakened then, too!
[18:25] Mob
    Why are you weakened?
[18:26] Dimp
    Because you almost exorcised—
[18:29] Dimp
    Never mind.
[18:31] Teru
    All right! Let's go!
[18:36] Rits
    All right, we're good.
    We're counting on you, Kurosaki-san.
[18:40] Kuro
    Okay.
[18:45] Kuro
    This way next.
[18:46] Rits
    Let's go.
[18:49] Teru
    All right, let's keep going.
[18:51] Mob
    Okay.
[18:56] Guy
    Who're you?
[18:58] Guy
    Huh?
[19:00] Dimp
    Hey, are you trying to kill him?
[19:02] Dimp
    It's because we both hit him at once.
[19:04] Teru
    Listen up, Kageyama-kun.
[19:06] Teru
    Leave all the grunts to me.
[19:08] Teru
    First, we need to find out where
    they're holding your brother.
[19:12] Mob
    Oh, right. Sorry...
[19:15] Teru
    His casual attitude is throwing me off.
    This is supposed to be a tense situation.
[19:18] Guy
    Who are you?!
[19:22] Teru
    You abducted some kids, didn't you?
[19:24] Teru
    Tell us where they are.
[19:27] Guy
    The children are in the basement...
[19:30] Teru
    He said the basement.
[19:31] Dimp
    Shigeo, apparently Ritsu's here.
[19:34] Mob
    Thank goodness.
[19:37] Guy
    You fools. We can hear you over the radio.
[19:40] Guy
    We've got intruders. After them.
[19:42] Guy
    Wait. Contact the Scars, too.
[19:45] Guy
    They might be espers.
[19:49] Saku
    An emergency, huh?
[19:51] Koya
    It's gotta be him.
[19:53] Koya
    That means Terada got his ass kicked.
[19:56] Miya
    First Koyama, and now Terada...
[19:59] Miya
    What's going on?
[20:01] Koya
    Hey! I didn't lose!
[20:04] Koya
    Terada just rushed into things!
[20:07] Koya
    I'll take care of him.
[20:09] Koya
    I'm delighted beyond words that
    I get to see him again so soon.
[20:13] Mura
    Are you saying we should
    leave him to just you?
[20:15] Koya
    Of course! Stay outta my way, you bastards!
[20:18] Saku
    Don't rush into things.
    There's more than one intruder.
[20:21] Koya
    So what?
[20:23] Saku
    You're going to lose again.
[20:24] Koya
    Sakurai... You wanna die first?
[20:28] Tsu
    Stop it. You're both Scars.
[20:29] Ishi
    That's fine, Koyama-kun.
[20:31] Ishi
    Go ahead.
[20:33] Ishi
    But you won't get away with losing
    to the same person twice.
[20:37] Koya
    I know that.
[20:40] Teru
    Now we're up against the clock.
[20:42] Teru
    Let's split up and find your brother.
[20:45] Teru
    I'll go right.
[20:47] Teru
    Kageyama-kun, go down the middle.
[20:51] Dimp
    Gah.
[20:52] Mob
    Ah.
[20:52] Dimp
    Crap, the mini boss just appeared.
[20:56] Tru
    I see...
[20:59] Koya
    We meet again.
[21:00] Koya
    I beat the crap outta you,
    and you can already move?
[21:03] Koya
    Well, I'm glad you're doing well.
[21:06] Koya
    I'll kill you this time...
[21:09] Koya
    For real.
[21:11] Teru
    Let's both hit him with our
    full powers at the same time.
[21:15] Mob
    We don't have time right now.
[21:17] Koya
    You don't have time? What?
[21:19] Koya
    You're trying to reserve your stamina?
[21:23] Koya
    When you're facing me?
[21:30] Koya
    You stupid brats!
[21:32] Teru
    He's coming!
[21:33] Koya
    Huh?
[21:39] Koya
    What? I can't move a finger...
[22:02] Mob
    Sorry for being so noisy.
[22:05] Teru
    I see...
[22:07] Teru
    You meant that you didn't have time
    to try to hold back on him...
[22:10] Teru
    Didn't expect that from Kageyama-kun.
[22:13] Saku
    Koyama's not responding.
[22:15] Saku
    We're definitely dealing with
    someone powerful.
[22:18] Miya
    How pathetic.
[22:20] Who
    Let's go...
[22:21] Who
    Show the intruders the true terror of Claw.
[23:56] Rei
    Mob infiltrates Claw's hideout
    along with Teru,
[23:58] Rei
    who has 150% on top of his head,
    and the creepy-looking balloon, Dimple.
[24:01] Rei
    They end up facing the Scars,
    who childishly refuse to hold back.
[24:03] Rei
    Are you going to be able to win this, Mob?!
[24:05] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 10:
[24:06] Rei
    "The Heinous Aura Mastermind"
[24:08] Rei
    The serious option C involves
    Blu-rays, manga volumes, and events!
SIGN    The Heinous Aura Mastermind

E10 - The Heinous Aura ~Mastermind~

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[00:02] Dimp
    All right, let's go.
[00:04] Dimp
    We'll split up here.
[00:06] Teru
    Okay.
[00:09] Mask
    We have at least three intruders
[00:12] Mask
    who have defeated Terada and Koyama.
[00:15] Mask
    It's finally time for you,
    the Awakened, to shine!
[00:18] Mask
    I'm sure that you have all
    endured rigorous training.
[00:22] Mask
    And now it's time to show them
    how powerful we can be!
[00:25] All
    Yeah!
[00:29] Mask
    Though...
[00:30] Mask
    You probably don't stand a chance.
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
SIGN    The Heinous Aura Mastermind
[02:07] Guy
    All the Scars were sent after the intruders?
[02:11] Guy
    This must be a huge deal.
[02:14] Guy2
    Just how long will we have to
    be babysitters or errand boys?
[02:19] Guy3
    Let it go, man.
[02:20] Guy3
    Those of us who don't awaken
    will always be stuck at the bottom.
[02:23] Guy3
    Eventually, we'll end up
    subordinates of kids like him.
[02:27] Guy4
    Speaking of kids,
[02:28] Guy4
    did you hear about the kid
    who was sent from HQ as a temp?
[02:32] Guy4
    Apparently he's an Awakened Child
    created by HQ.
[02:36] Guy
    What?
[02:37] Guy
    Are you saying a normal kid survived
    that insane awakening experiment?
[02:41] Guy
    Man...
[02:42] Guy
    I want to be in an experiment at HQ, too.
[02:45] Old
    Don't even think about it. You'd die.
[02:48] Old
    It does much worse things than
    just destroy your mind.
[02:51] Guy
    You know about HQ, Gen-san?
[02:53] Old
    Just stories.
[02:55] old
    I heard that it's so painful
    that people have even died.
[02:59] Old
    After spending twenty years
    as a lackey in this organization,
[03:02] Old
    I've learned that HQ is bad news.
[03:05] Guy
    Er...
[03:06] Guy
    What the hell do you think
    you guys are doing?
[03:10] Rits
    Busted, huh? Should've known.
[03:11] Guy
    What happened to your trainers?!
[03:13] Rits
    Took them out.
[03:14] Guy
    I can't believe they lost to some kids.
[03:18] Guy
    We'll—
[03:19] Old
    Don't even think about it!
[03:21] Guy
    Gen-san? Why?
[03:23] Rits
    Huh, that's unexpected. Are you sure?
[03:26] Old
    Yeah. Go.
[03:28] Rits
    Well, thanks.
[03:30] Hos
    We won't get stabbed in the back, will we?
[03:34] Guy
    Gen-san, why?!
[03:35] Old
    Shut up, you young'uns!
[03:37] Old
    You don't know anything!
[03:40] Old
    A powerful esper and a normal human
    are like night and day.
[03:43] Old
    The difference in strength is astronomical.
[03:46] Old
    It's not one versus ten,
    it's zero versus ten.
[03:49] Old
    There's no way you can win.
[03:51] Guy
    Damn it... If only I'd awakened...
[03:54] Old
    Give it up.
[03:56] Old
    If you don't awaken the first time,
    there's no hope.
[03:59] Guy
    Huh? Seriously?
[04:01] Guy
    Are we going to be lackeys forever, then?
[04:03] Guy
    You're okay with that, Gen-san?!
[04:08] Old
    See? You really don't get it.
[04:12] Old
    Claw will definitely reign over this world,
[04:15] Old
    and even us lackeys will be rewarded.
[04:19] Old
    Right now, we just have
    to wait and endure...
[04:22] Old
    until the day of the revolution.
[04:27] Dimp
    Oh? Oh, oh, oh?
[04:30] Dimp
    Looks like I found a rather special door.
[04:35] Dimp
    Maybe it's where they're keeping
    Ritsu and the others.
[04:43] Guy
    I thought it was an intruder,
    but it's just security.
[04:47] Guy
    What are you wandering around for?
[04:49] Dimp
    Well, I just got a little lost.
[04:52] Dimp
    I have a terrible sense of direction.
[04:54] Green
    Do your damn job.
[04:57] Dimp
    Yeah, sorry.
[04:59] Dimp
    I actually haven't been in this room yet.
[05:04] Dimp
    Maybe I'll just have a peek...
[05:06] Guy
    Stop.
[05:08] Guy
    You're an impostor, aren't you?
[05:11] Dimp
    I'm telling you to let me see the room,
[05:13] Dimp
    small fries.
[05:15] Guy
    He's one of the intruders!
    All of you, release your powers!
[05:19] Dimp
    Whoa. Individually, they're small fries,
[05:22] Dimp
    but they're not bad when they work together.
[05:24] Dimp
    A normal human wouldn't be able to get free.
[05:27] Guy
    You wanna keep this up until you pass out?
[05:30] Dimp
    But in the end...
[05:34] Dimp
    you guys still reek of small fry!
[05:41] Dimp
    So, let's see...
[05:43] Dimp
    just what's in this room...
[05:47] Dimp
    Hey, explain.
[05:49] Guy
    Th-This is the awakening experiments room...
[05:53] Dimp
    These look like torture devices.
[05:55] Guy
    Th-They said that experiencing pain
    is one way to be awakened...
[06:01] dimp
    Hmm... They're not too far off.
[06:05] Dimp
    But, even after going through all that pain,
[06:08] Dimp
    all you guys can do is momentarily
    paralyze someone as a group.
[06:11] Dimp
    The world really does favor the gifted.
[06:14] Guy
    You guys have a better chance
    focusing on body building.
[06:18] Mats
    Oh?
[06:21] Mats
    It's not every day a ghost wanders in here.
[06:26] Mats
    Why don't you become mine?
[06:28] Mats
    I'll take good care of you...
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Matsuo
[06:34] Dimp
    You want to own me?
[06:37] Dimp
    Someone dangerous just showed up...
[06:41] Teru
    Say what?
[06:42] Teru
    You didn't find them in their cage?!
[06:45] Teru
    Don't mess with me!
[06:46] Teru
    I told you to bring them here!
[06:49] Guy
    Er, but you see...
[06:50] Guy
    It appears they got out on their own.
[06:53] Teru
    I'll kick yer ass if yer talking out of it!
[06:56] Guy
    I-I'm not lying.
[06:58] Teru
    I see.
[07:02] Teru
    Good grief.
[07:05] Teru
    I don't like imitating them,
[07:08] Teru
    but it seems to work well on weaklings.
[07:11] Guy
    You underestimated us.
[07:13] Guy
    You're wide open! Ignite!
[07:16] Guy
    It lit!
[07:17] Guy
    With this flame, I'll defeat y—
[07:20] Teru
    I can't believe you thought
    you could fight me with that.
[07:24] Teru
    Man, everyone in Claw seems a bit—
[07:34] Pyro
    Did you get burned?
[07:38] Pyro
    This is true pyrokinesis,
[07:41] Pyro
    the ability to wield fire.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Miyagawa
[07:46] Teru
    A Scar...
[07:47] Pyro
    Are you the brat Koyama was talking about?
[07:50] Pyro
    All right.
[07:52] Pyro
    I'll turn you into ash.
[07:59] Pyro
    "My barrier can hold up," is what
    you're thinking, isn't it?!
[08:21] Pyro
    The inside of your barrier turns
    into an insanely hot sauna,
[08:25] Pyro
    so much so that your lungs
    will burn when you breathe.
[08:29] Pyro
    It's a stupid error that amateurs make.
[08:33] Teru
    You're the amateur.
[08:35] Pyro
    Well, aren't you a spirited one?
[08:37] Pyro
    But to fight back,
    you'll have to drop your barrier,
[08:41] Pyro
    and then you'll be burnt to a crisp.
[08:43] Pyro
    And if you keep this up, you'll be steamed.
[08:45] Pyro
    That means this fight is over.
[08:48] Pyro
    Your options are burn to death
    or swear fealty to me—
[08:51] Teru
    Just try it.
[08:54] Pyro
    As you wish!
[08:58] Pyro
    You fool! Now I won't spare you,
    even if you beg and cry!
[09:02] Pyro
    But I guess this heat would
     evaporate your tears, too!
[09:14] Teru
    Ouch. When I switched it over,
    my clothes got singed.
[09:18] Teru
    It's true that you can't defend and attack
    at the same time with psychic powers.
[09:22] Teru
    So then, you just have to put up a barrier
    around the source of the fire.
[09:25] Teru
    But...
[09:26] Teru
    I guess you're not listening.
[09:28] Teru
    You're causing a racket, so I'll free you.
[09:32] Teru
    Well, this is surprising.
    You can still move with those burns?
[09:36] Teru
    Perhaps people with pyrokinesis
    have a higher tolerance to heat.
[09:41] Teru
    Though, well,
[09:43] Teru
    your lack of flexibility was your downfall.
[09:48] Ter
    I win.
[09:52] Ter
    Wow, now I'm sweating.
[09:55] Teru
    Maybe I was a little scared.
[09:56] Sak
    I praise you.
[09:59] Sak
    You're stronger than I was as a child,
[10:02] Sak
    but I'm stronger now than
    you will be in ten years.
[10:07] Sak
    Give up now.
[10:09] Teru
    Oh, come on. Quit exaggerating.
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[10:24] Mob
    Oh, hello. Good evening.
[10:27] Mob
    Um, I'm looking for my younger brother,
[10:30] Mob
    and apparently he's somewhere
    in this building.
[10:33] Muka
    Found him!
[10:34] Muka
    My dolls found an intruder!
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Mukai
[10:37] Muka
    Hey, Tsucchi. Can I do
    whatever I want with him?
[10:41] Tsu
    Yeah.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Tsuchiya
[10:42] Tsu
    He's your toy now.
[10:44] Muka
    Yay!
[10:46] Muka
    I'm gonna go have a look!
[10:48] Muka
    If I don't hurry,
    my dolls will break him in a jiffy.
[10:52] tsu
    The puppet master, Mukai.
[10:54] tsu
    Quite the ability she's got.
[10:56] tsu
    She can remote control
    all of those wooden dolls,
[11:00] Tsu
    meaning she holds an
    immortal army in her hands.
[11:03] Tsu
    Look at her, so excited over
    finding a new toy.
[11:07] Tsu
    I definitely don't want to
    get on her bad side.
[11:11] Tsu
    They went past.
[11:12] Rits
    All right, let's go.
[11:13] Rits
    We have to find the exit quickly.
[11:15] Girl
    Ah.
[11:16] Gil
    Found the escapees!
[11:19] Guy
    That was easy!
[11:19] Kuro
    Sorry, I picked the wrong route.
[11:23] Rits
    You did just fine.
[11:25] Rits
    We're going to force our way through.
[11:27] Chins
    Don't look down on us, brat!
[11:29] Guy
    Fly away!
[11:30] Guy
    Combination Super Psychokine—
[11:36] Hosh
    Wow...
[11:37] Rits
    It looks like their espers
    aren't that strong.
[11:40] Rits
    They're all on par with Hoshino-kun.
[11:43] Hosh
    What does that me—
[11:44] Rits
    They'd be scarier using their bare hands.
[11:48] Sho
    Not bad.
[11:49] Sho
    It's true that those guys are
    still useless as soldiers.
SIGN    Sho
[11:54] Rits
    I don't see a scar like
    the trainers mentioned on him.
[11:57] Rits
    He's not a part of the upper echelon.
[11:59] Rits
    Who are you?
[12:00] Sho
    Gee, I dunno. Who could I be?
[12:02] Hosh
    And now we get to deal
    with someone annoying.
[12:04] Rits
    We're in a bit of a hurry right now.
[12:07] Rits
    You can quiz us some other time.
[12:10] Sho
    Don't be so mean.
    I thought we could be friends.
[12:15] Hosh
    Th-This guy's dangerous.
[12:17] Asa
    We're finished...
[12:19] Rits
    All of you, go ahead.
[12:21] Asa
    Kageyama...
[12:23] Rits
    I'll take care of him.
[12:25] Hosh
    Wait! He's too much!
[12:27] Sho
    You can't beat me, no matter what you do.
[12:30] Rits
    I don't believe that.
[12:32] Sho
    Why?
[12:33] Sho
    It's not like you're dumb, right?
[12:35] Rits
    I don't know.
[12:37] Rits
    Maybe it's because I know
    someone stronger than you.
[12:40] Sho
    I see. So he must be one of the intruders.
[12:44] Rits
    Then, I guess I'll just have to use you
     as bait so I can meet him.
[12:49] Muka
    Tsucchi!
[12:51] Tsuu
    Oh, Mukai.
[12:53] Tsu
    You're back already?
[12:54] Tsu
    I see you're as ruthless as ev—
[12:59] tsu
    Wood scraps?
[13:01] Tsu
    Mukai, what happened to your dolls?
[13:10] Muka
    He broke all of my dolls!
[13:15] Tsu
    Leave this to me.
[13:22] Tsu
    Hey, you.
[13:23] Tsu
    Are you the intruder?
[13:26] Tsu
    He really is just a kid.
[13:28] Tsu
    A kid like this...
[13:30] Mob
    Are you violent, too, old lady?
[13:33] Tsu
    Who are you calling old?!
[13:39] Muka
    Tsucchi!
[13:41] Tsu
    You're not going to stop me
[13:43] Tsu
    with telekinesis like that!
[13:48] Mask
    Her ability is hardening qigong,
    which she uses to divert all of her qi
[13:53] Mask
    into her fists or knees to
    make them more powerful.
[13:56] Mask
    In terms of pure fighting ability,
    she's top-class, even within the Scars.
[14:00] Mask
    If she happens to lose,
[14:03] Mask
    Takeuchi-kun, you might
    actually have to get serious.
SIGN    "Claw" Upper Echelon: Takeuchi
[14:14] Tsu
    It'll be troublesome if
    I let him use telekinesis.
[14:22] Tsu
    It's not having much effect.
[14:23] Tsu
    Is his qi guard really thick?
[14:27] Tsu
    Without any build up?!
[14:37] Tsu
    Hey! Your phone's ringing!
[14:46] Tsu
    What a surprise.
[14:48] Tsu
    You came this far, so why are you crying?
[14:52] Mob
    Why do I have to beat up a lady, too?
[14:57] Muka
    Huh?
[14:58] Tsu
    What did you say?
[15:00] Mob
    My master said
[15:02] Mob
    that guys who hit women
[15:04] Mob
    are the biggest losers in the world.
[15:08] Tsu
    You're quite the gentleman,
    but that's an insult.
[15:11] Tsu
    I want to fight you fair and square.
[15:15] Tsu
    Don't hold back, and come at me!
[15:18] Dimp
    Stay away!
[15:24] Dimp
    Looks like I drew the short straw.
[15:27] Dimp
    I've never even heard of this.
[15:29] Dimp
    This human actually made
    evil spirits his obedient pets.
[15:33] Guy
    You're good at running away.
[15:36] Guy
    But why don't you leave that body behind?
[15:38] Guy
    Isn't it easier to run away
    in your spiritual form?
[15:41] Guy
    Are you holding him hostage?
[15:43] Guy
    He's not worth it.
[15:47] Dimp
    Crap!
[15:54] Dimp
    This body won't hold up much longer.
[15:56] Dimp
    Only third-rate spirits would let
    the body they possessed be damaged.
[16:00] Dimp
    But I have even less of a chance
    beating him in spirit form.
[16:03] Dimp
    In that case...
[16:06] Guy
    What are you trying to do?
[16:08] Dimp
    Those things return to
    their master after they attack.
[16:13] Dimp
    I wonder why they're trained to do that.
[16:16] Dimp
    Maybe it's because the master
    can't protect himself!
[16:20] Dimp
    I see right through you!
[16:23] Guy
    He's fast!
[16:23] Guy
    Cookie! Gum-chan!
[16:26] Guy
    Now he can't come any closer.
[16:28] Guy
    What?!
[16:34] Guy
    He fell?
[16:36] Guy
    No, wait!
[16:39] Dimp
    We can fight some other time. See ya.
[16:42] Dimp
    I'll crush you next time.
[16:45] Guy
    A... After him!
[16:47] Guy
    He will be mine!
[16:54] Dimp
    I'm right above you, dumbass.
[16:55] Dimp
    Man, I can't believe you fell for that.
[16:58] Guy
    Crap!
[16:59] Guy
    Come back!
[17:01] Dimp
    Three seconds is plenty of time.
[17:03] Dimp
    Better grit your teeth!
[17:08] Guy
    You're the one who underestimated me.
[17:12] Guy
    Who said I only had two evil spirits?
[17:16] Dimp
    You mean all of those
    around his waist are...
[17:18] Dimp
    Crap! There's nowhere to ru—
[17:24] Mask
    Tsuchiya-san was defeated.
[17:27] Mask
    Takeuchi-kun, I'm counting on you.
[17:30] Take
    Very well.
[17:31] Take
    No one is a match for my super qigong.
[17:35] Take
    I'll win, no matter what!
[17:38] Mask
    His face changes when he's in battle mode.
[17:40] Mask
    Takeuchi the super qigong user...
[17:43] Mask
    Even I can't completely read him.
[17:46] Mask
    What do you think?
[17:48] Teru
    I think you should all hurry up and run.
[17:51] Mask
    Why?
[17:52] Teru
    Because I know Kageyama-kun.
[17:55] Mask
    Oh?
[17:56] Teru
    Not to mention, it's impossible to take
    over the world with psychic powers.
[18:00] Teru
    Why don't you use this opportunity
    to wake up from your dream?
[18:03] Mask
    You won against Miyagawa.
[18:06] Mask
    What are you doing with the normals
    when you're so powerful?
[18:11] Guy
    We are special beings.
[18:14] Guy
    And that's reality, not a dream.
[18:16] Teru
    As long as you believe that,
    you'll never be able to defeat him.
[18:25] Mob
    I know you were trying to do something,
    but I'm really sorry.
[18:27] Mob
    I'm in a hurry right now.
[18:45] Mob
    Y-You're kidding...
[18:48] Mob
    Is that Ritsu?
[18:50] Mob
    Why?
[18:54] Mob
    He's still breathing. Thank goodness...
[18:57] Mob
    But why?
[19:00] Mob
    Why does Ritsu have to go through this?
[19:03] Mob
    My little brother...
[19:08] Mob
    Unforgivable.
[19:12] Chin
    Oh? What's this situation?
[19:18] Chin
    Have you already been defeated
[19:21] Chin
    before I even used my powers, boy?
[19:25] Mob
    Did you do this?
[19:28] Chin
    You're not hiding your hostility at all.
[19:30] Chin
    Then I'll show you even greater
    despair, free of charge.
[19:48] Mob
    No...
[19:53] Mob
    This isn't real...
SIGN    Rejection
[20:27] Sho
    Man, that was close.
[20:29] Sho
    He managed to amplify the illusion
    Muto showed him and reversed it.
[20:33] Sho
    I'm not sure if that was planned,
    or just his natural instincts.
[20:36] Sho
    He's pretty interesting, too.
[20:39] Sho
    It was totally worth using
    his brother as bait.
[20:42] Sho
    They're great brothers.
[20:45] Mask
    Out of the eleven Scars,
    seven have been defeated.
[20:50] Mask
    How should I explain that to the boss?
[20:53] Teru
    What's going on?
[20:55] Ter
    Kageyama-kun lost?
[20:57] Teru
    It can't be.
[20:58] Teru
    The guy who carried those two here...
[21:01] Teru
    Did he actually...
[21:03] Sho
    What's up? Don't be scared!
[21:05] Teru
    There's no way he'd lose
    to someone like that!
[21:09] Guy
    I'm back! Oh?
[21:11] Guy
    I see you captured the other intruders, too.
[21:14] Saku
    You look happy.
[21:15] Guy
    Yes.
[21:16] Guy
    One of the intruders was an evil spirit
    with a very strong ego.
[21:20] Teru
    Dimple-kun, too?
[21:22] Guy
    This poison jar has hundreds
    of evil spirits thrown in.
[21:26] Guy
    The one that survives after they devour
    one another becomes the ultimate pet.
[21:31] Dimp
    What is this place?
[21:33] Dimp
    Wait, stop...
[21:34] Dimp
    We can talk this out!
[21:36] Dimp
    W-Wait, even if you eat me,
    I have no nutritional value!
[21:39] Dimp
    Help me!
[23:14] Hosh
    I see it. There's the exit!
[23:16] Asa
    Now we can call for help!
[23:18] Hos
    Wait, stop! It's no use.
[23:21] Asa
    What's wrong, Hoshino?
[23:24] Hosh
    Damn it. We're not going
    to be able to get through.
[23:27] Kuro
    Wait, that's...
[23:29] Asa
    What the...
[23:30] Asa
    Did someone important show up or something?
[23:35] Hosh
    That aura...
[23:36] Asa
    Even I can feel it.
[23:39] Asa
    It's an insanely powerful esper!
[23:42] Kuro
    No, it can't be.
[23:44] Big
    Th-Then the only possibility is...
[23:48] Lit
    Could he be this organization's...
[23:50] All
    Claw's boss?!
[23:56] Rei
    The boss of Claw finally shows himself.
[23:58] Rei
    Yes, it's me.
[24:00] Rei
    I'm sorry I kept this hidden
    from you so long, Mob.
[24:02] Rei
    No matter what happens from now on,
    live your life to the fullest.
[24:04] Rei
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 11:
[24:07] Rei
    "Master Leader"
SIGN    Master Leader
[24:08] Rei
    The serious option C? An excellent decision.

E11 - Master ~Leader~

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[00:02] Rei
    Damn it, Mob.
[00:04] Rei
    You could've let me know
    if you had other plans.
[00:07] Rei
    Why do you think I gave you a cellphone?
[00:10] Rei
    You can drop me off here.
[00:15] Guy
    Th-Thank you. That'll be 8,810 yen.
SIGN    Hakata Salt
[00:22] Guy
    S-Sir? What are you going
    to do out here so late?
[00:25] Rei
    Don't worry.
[00:26] Rei
    I'm not planning to do anything rash.
[00:29] Rei
    What the heck is he doing out here?
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[02:04] (Flashback) Mob
    I-It's okay, Ritsu.
[02:07] (Flashback) Mob
    I'm pretty sure it's this way.
[02:09] (Flashback) Rits
    Okay...
[02:11] (Flashback) Rits
    This is the same place as earlier.
[02:14] (Flashback) Mob
    I'm sorry, Ritsu. It's my fault for
    saying we should go exploring...
[02:18] (Flashback) Rits
    Forget the apologies.
    Let's focus on finding a way back.
[02:22] (Flashback) Mob
    Yeah... But how?
[02:25] (Flashback) Rits
    Oh, I know!
[02:27] (Flashback) Mob
    Ritsu?
[02:28] (Flashback) Rits
    I learned this in science class.
[02:30] (Flashback) Rits
    The side with moss growing on it is north.
[02:33] (Flashback) Rits
    Moss always grows where
    the sun doesn't shine much!
[02:36] (Flashback) Rits
    See?
[02:38] (Flashback) Rits
    This way is north.
[02:39] (Flashback) Rits
    If we walk this way, we'll get to the river.
[02:41] (Flashback) Rits
    Then we can get back to
    where we were barbecuing.
[02:43] (Flashback) Its
    Let's go, Nii-san.
[02:46] (Flashback) Mob
    Yeah!
[02:51] Teru
    Looks like you're awake.
[02:52] Mob
    Where am I—
[02:55] Teru
    Are you all right?
[02:56] teru
    Do you remember how you lost?
[02:58] Mob
    Not at all...
[03:00] Rits
    Nii-san, does your head hurt?
[03:03] Rits
    What could it be? Nothing serious, I hope.
[03:04] Rits
    I hope you didn't suffer any brain damage.
[03:07] Mob
    Ritsu...
[03:16] Mob
    I'm so glad you're okay.
[03:19] Mob
    You're okay, right?
[03:21] Rits
    Nii-san...
[03:22] Mob
    Let's hurry home.
[03:23] Mob
    Right, Hanazawa-kun?
[03:25] Teru
    We can't.
[03:26] Teru
    I'm not sure why, but we can't
    use our powers in this room.
[03:30] Teru
    It was futile, no matter
    how many times I tried.
[03:33] Teru
    Usually, it'd be easy for me
    to bust a hole into this wall.
[03:37] Mob
    Oh, you're right.
[03:40] Mob
    But that's okay. Ritsu's with us.
[03:44] Rits
    Huh?
[03:45] Teru
    What can your little brother do?
[03:47] Mob
    He's really smart.
[03:49] Mob
    Unlike me, who can't do anything
    without psychic powers,
[03:53] Mob
    he can figure anything out
    and solve any problem.
[03:56] Mob
    Even without relying on powers.
[03:59] Teru
    You're proud of him, huh?
    So much so that you rely on him.
[04:02] Mob
    I admire him. I admire him immensely.
[04:06] Rits
    That's not fair...
[04:08] Rits
    You won't even let me apologize.
[04:12] Rits
    That's not fair!
[04:14] Rits
    Even I...
[04:18] Rits
    I...
[04:23] Mask
    Your sealed room is amazing
    as usual, Sakurai-kun.
[04:28] Saku
    Of course.
[04:29] Saku
    That aside, what now?
[04:31] Saku
    Are we going to make those intruders
    a new part of the upper echelon?
[04:35] Mask
    You're jumping the gun.
[04:37] Mask
    First, we need to brainwash them thoroughly.
[04:39] Sho
    Hey, hold on a second, you guys.
[04:41] Sho
    Are you planning to turn
    decent talent into junk?
[04:44] Sho
    That group of middle schoolers
    will be recruited to HQ.
[04:48] Mask
    Suzuki-kun, was it?
[04:51] Mask
    I call all the shots in the 7th Division,
    including personnel decisions.
[04:56] Sho
    I'm going to take them,
    especially the kid in the uniform.
[04:59] Sho
    We really connected.
[05:00] Sho
    He'll be a great friend.
[05:03] Saku
    Quit acting like you're more
    than a temp trainee.
[05:06] Saku
    I'm not very kind.
[05:08] Sho
    Oh, don't get so mad.
[05:11] Sho
    Are you actually upset about
    your coworkers being defeated?
[05:14] Sho
    Apparently, you guys got along
    better than I thought.
[05:19] Sho
    Calm down, old man.
[05:21] Sho
    That was a compliment.
[05:22] Chin
    Stop it, Sakurai.
[05:24] Sho
    Everyone at HQ hates one another.
[05:27] Sho
    I feel at home here.
[05:29] Saku
    Hmph. Kids these days...
[05:38] Guy
    Hey! Who the hell are you?!
[05:39] Guy
    Is he with the intruders?
[05:40] Guy
    What do you want?
[05:41] Guy
    Hey, get the others!
[05:42] Rei
    Hey, what are you guys talking about?
    What's going on inside?
[05:45] Guy
    Don't move, you suspicious jerk!
    Tell us who you are!
[05:48] Rei
    Oh, yeah...
[05:50] Guy
    Does he have a gun?! Be careful.
[05:52] Rei
    Ah... Crap.
[05:54] Rei
    I ran out of business cards.
[05:55] Guy
    B-Business cards?
[05:57] Guy
    Did he say business cards?
[05:58] Rei
    Anyway, listen, you guys.
[06:00] Rei
    Is something going on inside?
[06:03] Guy
    S-Stay back!
[06:04] Guy
    We have nothing to say
     to some weird outsider!
[06:07] Rei
    Hmm... That's strange.
[06:10] Rei
    I'm usually informed when something happens,
[06:14] Rei
    but I haven't heard anything.
[06:16] Girl
    What are you talking about?
[06:18] Guy
    Could he mean...
[06:19] Rei
    So, let me get straight to the point.
[06:21] Rei
    Can you all use psychic powers?
[06:23] Guy
    H-How does he know about that?
[06:24] Guy
    He knows about our organization?
[06:25] Girl
    He's acting pretty important...
[06:27] Rei
    Sorry, but I'm getting nowhere with you guys.
[06:30] Guy
    Hold it, you damned intruder!
[06:32] Guy
    S-Stop it! He might be...
[06:35] Guy
    I think so, too...
[06:37] Rei
    Let go.
[06:40] Rei
    I'm only here to talk about work
    with my subordinate.
[06:43] Guy
    Subordinate?
[06:44] Guy
    Subordinate? Could it be?
[06:47] Guy
    Everyone here is the
    7th Division Leader's subordinate.
[06:49] Guy
    But Division Leader Ishiguro is
    a direct subordinate of the boss...
[06:52] Guy
    Which means...
[06:55] Guy
    I was so rude!
[06:57] Guy
    I-I'm going to be killed!
[06:59] Rei
    What? Are you not feeling well?
[07:01] Rei
    Hey, someone help him in.
[07:03] Rei
    Surely you guys have a break room.
[07:04] Girl
    H-He's so kind!
[07:06] Guy
    He totally exudes a superior aura...
    It's gotta be him!
[07:09] Guy
    He's Claw's boss!
[07:11] Guy
    He's come back to Japan!
[07:12] Guy
    He's coming through!
[07:13] Guy
    Make way!
[07:16] Guy
    Pardon me. Reporting!
[07:19] Mask
    What is it?
[07:20] Guy
    The boss is here from HQ.
[07:23] Mask
    What?
[07:25] Mask
    But he said he'd be coming next month.
[07:30] Rei
    Hm?
[07:32] Rei
    Someone just hid.
[07:34] Guy
    What?! It's either an intruder or an escapee!
[07:37] Guy
    Capture them!
[07:38] All
    Yeah!
[07:41] Kuro
    We got caught again.
[07:43] Rei
    Hey, don't be violent to kids.
[07:46] Guy
    S-Sorry, Boss!
[07:48] Hosh
    So you are their boss.
[07:50] Rei
    No, I'm not that important.
[07:53] Guy
    Oh, come on, now.
[07:55] Girl
    The real deal doesn't brag to children.
[07:57] Hosh
    Looks like we might actually
    be able to get through to him.
[08:00] Hosh
    Um, we were suddenly kidnapped
    and held captive here.
[08:05] Hosh
    Our friend is still in custody.
[08:07] Hosh
    Please help!
[08:09] Rei
    Were you guys really doing that?
[08:11] Guy
    Huh? But we were just following orders...
[08:14] Ei
    You're blaming others?
[08:15] Guy
    I'm very sorry!
[08:17] Rei
    Not to mention, it's not right
    to commit villainy
[08:20] Rei
    just because you were ordered to.
[08:22] Rei
    When underlings get too obedient,
    they're nothing but trash.
[08:25] Guy
    B-But... We believed in—
[08:28] Rei
    You fools!
[08:32] Rei
    Even if you're able to
    rise to the top like that,
[08:35] Rei
    all you'll see when you look down is
    the filth you left in your wake.
[08:39] Rei
    I'm not sure what you're trying to do,
[08:41] Rei
    but getting to the top only feels good
    when you do it the right way!
[08:45] Rei
    Repent and reflect!
[08:47] Girl
    T-True...
[08:48] Guy
    We've been doing such petty things...
[08:51] Hosh
    W-Wow, they changed instantly...
[08:54] Asa
    I guess the boss would be
    in a league of his own.
[08:58] Mb
    Have you thought of anything, Ritsu?
[09:00] Rits
    It's probably best we don't
    try anything right now.
[09:03] Rits
    They'll come check on us for sure.
[09:06] Rits
    Let's conserve our energy until then.
[09:08] Teru
    You're right.
[09:10] Teru
    The moment we get our powers back
    will be the decisive moment.
[09:12] Teru
    We can count on your strength,
    too, right, Little Brother?
[09:16] Mob
    Huh?
[09:16] Rits
    It's my fault for involving you two.
[09:19] Rits
    I'll do what I can.
[09:22] Mob
    Will he be okay?
[09:23] Teru
    Hey, I was almost burned to death.
[09:27] Teru
    But, well, if you get serious,
[09:30] Teru
    the two of us won't even have to fight.
[09:34] Teru
    They're here.
[09:38] Teru
    And they're moving in a pack, as always.
[09:44] Rei
    Hey, Mob.
[09:45] Rei
    What the heck are you doing
    in a place like this?
[09:48] Rei
    Oh, your little brother's here, too.
[09:50] Rei
    What's up?
[09:51] Teru
    Wh-Who are you?
[09:53] Teru
    Do you know the Kageyama brothers?
[09:55] Guy
    Hey! Don't talk that way to the boss!
[09:58] Teru
    The boss?!
[10:00] Mob
    What are you doing here, Master?
[10:01] Both
    Master?!
[10:03] Rei
    Is that a wi—
[10:05] Rei
    Who's he? Your friend?
[10:07] Teru
    Th-That's Kageyama-kun's master
    and Claw's boss?
[10:11] Teru
    But this is our chance!
[10:12] Teru
    We're being held here against our will!
[10:14] Teru
    Please let us go!
[10:17] Rei
    Why do you have them trapped in here?
[10:19] Guy
    Huh? Well...
SIGN    Whisper Whisper
[10:21] Rei
    Why are you whispering?
[10:22] Ei
    Well, it's top secret...
[10:26] Rei
    No, really...
[10:28] Rei
    Guys, that's a crime.
[10:30] All
    We're very sorry!
[10:31] Mob
    You're amazing, Master.
[10:33] Rits
    Did he really manage to fool them?
[10:35] Rei
    Anyway, let's get out of here.
[10:37] Rits
    Are we saved...?
[10:37] Mob
    Okay.
[10:39] Guy
    Boss, where are you going?
[10:41] Rei
    I said we're leaving.
[10:43] Guy
    You should at least wait for
    Division Leader Ishiguro...
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[11:00] Mask
    Who are you?
[11:02] Guy
    You're not the boss.
[11:03] Rei
    Introduce yourselves,
    you criminal organization.
[11:07] Mask
    I'm Ishiguro, the 7th Division Leader
    of the psychic association, Claw.
[11:11] Mask
    Who might you be?
[11:13] Rei
    The greatest psychic in modern history,
    Reigen Arataka-sama.
[11:17] Rei
    Look me up.
[11:19] Guy
    What?!
[11:19] Guy
    He's not our boss?
[11:21] Mask
    Fraud or not,
[11:23] Mask
    you had the nerve to disregard me
    and call yourself the boss...
[11:26] Mask
    That's a severe offense.
[11:29] Rei
    What are you talking about, you shrimp?
[11:31] Rei
    I'll take care of you with my green belt
    in Shorinji Kenpo with a snap—
[11:37] Teru
    Strong!
[11:38] Rei
    Huh? What is this?
[11:40] Mob
    Master, you're a spirit specialist.
    Stand back.
[11:43] Mask
    I see. You've gathered some efficient pawns.
[11:46] Mask
    If you gather enough, you might
    actually be able to oppose Claw.
[11:49] Guy
    D-Division Leader!
[11:50] Guy
    At that angle, we'll die, too!
[11:54] Mask
    Like I care. That guy's your boss, isn't he?
[11:58] Guy
    N-No...
[11:59] Rei
    All of you, hide in some rooms!
[12:01] Guy
    Huh?
[12:02] Rei
    If you wanna make it big,
    you can't die here!
[12:05] Rei
    This is your chance to be freed from
    the shackles of this black organization.
[12:09] Rei
    Hurry up. Leave this to my student and go!
[12:12] Guy
    You're such a...
[12:14] Guy
    Thank you!
[12:15] Some
    Run away!
[12:17] Rei
    Actually, I'll be going, too...
[12:20] Rei
    The ceiling!
[12:23] Mask
    You're not getting away.
[12:25] Rei
    Whoa, what is going on?
[12:28] Rei
    There are seriously espers other than Mob?
[12:32] Rit
    I'm no match for that power...
[12:34] Teru
    Actually, they're pretty
    difficult for me, too.
[12:37] Teru
    Which means...
[12:38] Teru
    Kageyama-kun!
[12:40] Teru
    It's up to you.
[12:46] Mask
    Yes. He's strong.
[12:49] Mask
    I'll take care of him.
[12:50] Mask
    I'm pretty sure he's never met
    anyone stronger than him yet.
[12:57] Mask
    Sadly, you won't get anywhere close to me...
[13:01] Mask
    And you'll be squished.
[13:04] Rits
    Nii-san!
[13:05] Teru
    Gravity control?!
[13:09] Rei
    Mob, what are you doing?
[13:12] Mob
    Master...
[13:14] Mask
    You're not bad,
    being able to resist my powers.
[13:17] Mask
    Why don't we increase the gravity a bit?
[13:20] Rei
    Anti-Esper Dropkick!
SIGN    Anti-Esper Dropkick
[13:24] Nar
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
[13:27] Nar
    where he dropkicks an esper
    as hard as he can.
[13:33] Mob
    Master...
[13:35] Rei
    Mob.
[13:36] Rei
    Are you planning on fighting these guys
    with your psychic powers?
[13:40] Rei
    Didn't I tell you that it's dangerous
    to use them against others?
[13:44] Rei
    Are you going to break the rule?
[13:46] Rits
    He had a rule like that?
[13:48] Rits
    In order to save me, he had no choice!
[13:53] Rei
    Mob...
[13:54] Rei
    You felt that cornered?
[14:02] Rei
    It must have been rough.
[14:04] Rei
    Confronting others is
    the hardest thing for him,
[14:08] Rei
    especially confronting adults like you.
[14:12] Rei
    Watching you guys bully a kid who's
    so awkward and gets easily discouraged
[14:16] Rei
    definitely doesn't make me feel good.
[14:19] Rei
    Stop stressing out my student!
[14:23] Chin
    Then, are you going to fight instead?
[14:26] Rei
    Guys, let me tell you something...
[14:29] Rei
    You're not supposed to harm others.
[14:32] Teru
    But dropkicks are okay?
[14:34] Rei
    But if you're not going to listen,
    I'll fight you.
[14:39] Rei
    Due to my position as
    their temporary guardian,
[14:42] Rei
    I'm not going to let them fight.
[14:44] Rei
    I'll fight you, as peacefully as possible.
[14:48] Rei
    First, let's see what you've got.
[14:50] Rei
    I'll show you my hypnosis!
SIGN    Five Yen
[14:53] Rei
    Look at this five yen coin.
[14:57] Chin
    How foolish.
[14:58] Saku
    Something's wrong.
    I don't sense anything from him.
[15:01] Teru
    Kageyama-kun's master's powers...
[15:03] Rits
    So he actually is an esper?
[15:06] Rits
    If this is a ruse,
    it's going to be dangerous.
[15:10] Rei
    While you're watching this...
[15:13] Rei
    Hypnosis Punch!
SIGN    Hypnosis Punch
[15:16] Nar
    This is one of Reigen's special moves,
    where he suddenly punches his opponent.
[15:20] Rits
    He just hit him!
[15:22] Rits
    Those weren't special powers at all.
[15:25] Rei
    You guys...
[15:26] Saku
    Quit messing around!
[15:32] Rei
    What's up with that?
[15:33] Rei
    That's a really sharp katana!
[15:35] Saku
    Jugan.
SIGN    Jugan
[15:37] Saku
    This is actually a toy sword
    made out of plastic,
[15:40] Saku
    but after wearing it and
    cursing it over the years,
[15:43] Saku
    it actually became powerful.
[15:45] Rei
    Uh, hold on. Listen...
[15:47] Crep
    Come out, my little ones.
[15:51] Crep
    Do you think you can handle my little
    evil spirits that I've nurtured?
[15:56] Rei
    No really, listen.
[15:57] Chin
    Ethereal Bodies Technique.
SIGN    Ethereal Bodies Technique
[16:01] Chin
    I can freely exit my physical body,
[16:03] Chin
    and I can even clone my ethereal form.
[16:06] Rei
    Come on, you're dealing with children.
[16:08] Mask
    Maybe I'll get a little angry.
[16:11] Mask
    Black Orbs.
SIGN    Black Orbs
[16:12] Mask
    Let the varying gravity
    from them rip you apart.
[16:17] Nar
    Reigen's plan backfired.
[16:20] Rei
    I was going to try to reason with them
    while they were panicked from being hit,
[16:24] Rei
    but I just pissed them off!
[16:26] Rei
    I messed up!
[16:27] Nar
    Reigen was very confident in
    defeating others in arguments.
[16:31] Nar
    He had never lost to anyone in an argument,
    no matter who they were.
[16:35] Rei
    But that's only when I'm
    actually dealing with adults.
[16:39] Rei
    These brutes who are actually seriously
    attacking middle school kids...
[16:44] Rei
    These guys who are seriously talking
    about taking over the world...
[16:49] Rei
    are children who failed to grow up.
[16:51] Rei
    How did they end up like this?
    The answer is simple...
[16:55] Rei
    Mob, we're getting outta here!
[16:56] Ask
    Die!
[17:00] Rei
    I'm being pulled in!
[17:02] Teru
    Crap! Pull him back!
[17:04] Mob
    Master!
[17:07] Rei
    Ow!
[17:09] Reei
    While I don't like the idea of
    being sucked into a black hole,
[17:13] Rei
    don't rip my body apart by pulling too hard!
[17:18] Mask
    Maybe I went too far.
[17:32] Rei
    Come on, now...
[17:40] Rits
    You can blow them away
    with psychic powers?
[17:42] Chin
    Give it a try.
[17:43] Rits
    Wha—
[17:46] Teru
    Little Brother!
[18:13] Saku
    I'm surprised you were able to dodge that.
[18:15] Saku
    But...
[18:16] Saku
    You look better that way.
[18:19] Rei
    Dang it... There are some weirdos back there.
[18:22] Rei
    If they were evil spirits,
    I'd be able to exorcise them...
[18:25] Crep
    Exorcise?
[18:27] Crep
    Just try it.
[18:30] Crep
    Huh?
[18:31] Rei
    I guess you can just exorcise them.
[18:34] Crep
    Come out, my ultimate creation...
[18:37] Crep
    Candy-chan!
[18:40] Crep
    You can wreak as much havoc
    as you'd like today!
[18:43] Rei
    We're getting out of here.
[18:45] Rei
    Don't bother with them, Mob!
[18:46] Teru
    Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
[18:49] Teru
    Just blow these guys away!
[18:51] Rei
    Stop! Don't fight back!
[18:54] Rei
    I'm an adult, so I'll deal with them!
[18:56] Rei
    Mob, there's no need for you to
    stoop to their level!
[19:01] Rits
    Nii-san's the only one that
    stands a chance anymore!
[19:04] Mob
    Ritsu... You're right.
    I have to defeat them...
[19:08] Rei
    No! Don't! Don't fight back, Mob!
[19:12] Mob
    Ritsu's hurt...
[19:15] Teru
    We have to fight power with power!
[19:18] Teru
    At this rate, we're all going to die!
[19:20] Rei
    We just need to run away!
[19:23] Teru
    There's no way for us to run while
    dealing with their fierce attacks!
[19:27] Teru
    Come on! Use the powers you used back then!
[19:30] Rei
    Calm down!
[19:31] Rei
    Don't go head-on with someone
    who has murderous intent, Mob!
[19:36] Mask
    All four of you are going to hell.
[19:39] Mob
    Ritsu... Hanazawa-kun... Master Reigen...
[19:43] Mob
    I can't let them all die.
[19:47] Mob
    I have no choice but to
    fight with all I've got.
[19:52] Mob
    If I can protect them, I don't care
    what happens to my opponents!
SIGN    Murderous Intent
[20:02] Rei
    Don't do it, Mob. You're the one
    who's going to suffer in the end.
[20:07] Rei
    When things go south,
    it's okay to run away!
SIGN    Master Leader
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consulting Office
[20:23] (Flashback) Mob
    Excuse me.
[20:24] (Flashback) Mob
    I came here because I saw your sign.
[20:26] (Flashback) Rei
    Sure thing.
[20:27] (Flashback) Rei
    How may I help you?
[20:29] (Flashback) Rei
    Er... Oh, it's just a kid.
[20:32] (Flashback) Rei
    What do you want, boy?
[20:34] (Flashback) Mob
    Um, I'm an esper.
[20:36] (Flashback) Rei
    Wha?
[20:37] (Flashback) Mob
    There are times when I can't
    control my powers very well,
[20:40] (Flashback) Mob
    and it's scary.
[20:42] (Flashback) Rei
    Did someone tell you to
    come here and tell me that?
[20:46] (Flashback) Mob
    No. I haven't been able to
    talk to anyone about this.
[20:49] (Flashback) Mob
    I thought you might be the same as me...
[20:53] (Flashback) Mob
    If I tried, I could see spirits, too.
[20:56] (Flashback) Rei
    Well, come on in.
[20:59] (Flashback) Mob
    Okay.
[21:02] (Flashback) Rei
    I was troubled a lot when I was a kid, too.
[21:06] (Flashback) Rei
    Listen. Just because you have psychic powers
[21:09] (Flashback) Rei
    doesn't make you any less human.
[21:13] (Flashback) Rei
    It's the same as people who are fast,
    people who are book smart,
[21:15] (Flashback) Rei
    and people with strong body odor.
[21:17] (Flashback) Rei
    Psychic powers are just
    another characteristic.
[21:21] (Flashback) Rei
    You must embrace that as a part of yourself
    and continue to live positively.
[21:26] (Flashback) Rei
    The truth behind one's charm is kindness.
[21:29] (Flashback) Ei
    Become a good person. That is all.
[21:33] (Flashback) Mob
    May I come to talk to you again?
[21:35] (Flashback) Rei
    Yeah, I don't know about that.
    I'm pretty busy, you know?
[21:39] (Flashback) Rei
    Anyway, you should go home for tod— Hot!
[21:41] (Flashback) Rei
    Hey, don't get bur—
[21:48] (Flashback) Rei
    Hey... You said you could
    see ghosts, too, right?
[21:55] (Flashback) Rei
    Do you know how to exorcise them, too?
[22:00] (Flashback) Rei
    All right. Come again tomorrow
    around the same time.
[22:03] (Flashback) Mob
    What? Really?
[22:05] (Flashback) Rei
    I'll show you how to use your powers.
[22:11] Mob
    Master!
[22:21] Mob
    Master...
[23:56] Mob
    Huh? Master...?
[23:59] Mob
    Master!
[24:00] Mob
    Master!
[24:01] Mob
    Please wake up, Master!
[24:03] mob
    Next time on Mob Psycho 100 Episode 12:
[24:06] mob
    "Mob and Reigen."
[24:07] Mob
    This was in Master's will:
SIGN    Mob and Reigen
[24:08] Mob
    Watching the finale in real time
    is an excellent decision.

E12 - Mob and Reigen ~A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears~

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[00:01] (Flashback) Mask
    All four of you are going to hell.
[00:04] (Flashback) Rits
    Nii-san's the only one that
    stands a chance anymore!
[00:06] (Flashback) Teru
    Kageyama-kun, use all of your powers!
[00:09] Mob
    I can't let them all die.
[00:12] Mob
    I have no choice but to
    fight with all I've got.
[00:16] (Flashback) Rei
    Don't do it, Mob.
[00:18] (Flashback) Rei
    When things go south,
    it's okay to run away!
[00:30] Teru
    Damn it! I can't believe this is happening.
[00:34] Rits
    R-Reigen-san just...
[00:37] Rits
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[00:39] Rits
    A tremendous amount of stress
    is going to hit Nii-san.
[00:42] Rits
    Something's going to happen!
SIGN    Mob Psycho 100
[02:17] Mob
    Honestly...
[02:19] Mob
    Honestly, I don't want to hurt anyone.
[02:22] Mob
    But if I don't, we're going to be killed.
[02:25] Mob
    That's the feeling I got.
[02:27] Mob
    I realized that I have to do it
    in order to protect everyone.
[02:31] Mob
    That's the kind of situation
    we're in right now.
[02:34] Rits
    Nii-san...
[02:36] Mob
    And yet...
SIGN    "Run Away"
[02:38] Mob
    Master told me
SIGN    "Don't Fight"
[02:39] Mob
    that it was okay to run away.
[02:42] Mob
    So...
SIGN    "Leave it
SIGN    to Master"
[02:50] Saku
    I-Impossible...
[02:51] Rei
    Don't scare me like that!
[02:53] Rei
    I thought you actually cut me for a sec.
[02:56] Rits
    How are you standing, Reigen-san?
[02:59] Rei
    So that katana was a fake after all.
[03:03] Rei
    It totally felt plastic.
[03:06] Rei
    So what kind of trick did you use
    to cut the floor earlier?
[03:11] Teru
    Hey, what's going on?
[03:13] Rits
    He's acting like he usually does.
[03:15] Saku
    Then... I'll just chop off your head next!
[03:19] Rei
    Ow!
[03:21] Rei
    Listen...
[03:22] Rei
    Real adults don't have time
[03:25] Rei
    to play with toy swords!
[03:28] Teru
    That's Kageyama-kun's master
    for you, I guess.
[03:32] Mats
    Sakurai, move!
[03:34] Mats
    Candy-chan!
[03:37] Rei
    Whoa! An evil spirit?
[03:39] Rei
    Hey, Mob! Do something.
[03:44] Rei
    Huh? That was surprisingly light.
[03:46] Rei
    A plushie?
[03:48] Mats
    Huh?
[03:49] Rei
    What are you, some mascot?!
[03:56] Rei
    Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to
    rip your costume!
[03:59] Rits
    What?
[04:00] Rits
    Is Reigen-san actually the real deal?
[04:03] Bald
    Don't get cocky.
[04:04] Teru
    Crap! He's surrounded!
[04:15] Rei
    Huh? What is this?
[04:17] Rei
    Is this like the newest form
    of 3D imagery or something?
[04:20] Rei
    What were you even trying to do?
[04:22] Bald
    He nullified all of them?
[04:24] Bald
    Is this man some kind of monster?
[04:26] Mask
    How can this be?
[04:28] Mask
    Are you telling me someone this skilled
    still exists in this world?
[04:32] Mask
    He must be eliminated.
[04:33] Mask
    We can't have him getting in the way
    of our world domination.
[04:36] Rei
    Huh?
[04:37] Rei
    I see. You were using some kind
    of magic trick, too, huh?
[04:40] Rei
    You bunch of frauds.
[04:42] Rei
    Just try that thing with
     the black orbs again.
[04:48] Teru
    That many?
[04:49] Rits
    Is he going to be okay?
[04:50] Rei
    Leave this to the adult here.
[04:53] Rei
    My body seems to be in great shape today.
[04:56] Mob
    Master really is amazing.
[04:59] Nar
    "It's okay to run away."
[05:01] Nar
    As soon as he heard those words,
[05:03] Nar
    the explosive amount of energy
    building up within Mob
[05:07] Nar
    changed its direction.
[05:09] Nar
    There are times when the power
    of one's words is unfathomable.
[05:14] nar
    Those with power must fight.
[05:17] Nar
    That responsibility had made
    Mob's bridge collapse.
[05:21] Nar
    Sometimes, however...
[05:22] Nar
    One's heart can find a resolution
    just by being offered a helping hand.
[05:27] Nar
    As a result, all of Mob's energy was
    temporarily tossed over to Reigen.
[05:33] Nar
    In essence, he had successfully run away
[05:36] Nar
    and was feeling rather refreshed now.
[05:39] Nar
    All that was left in his heart
[05:41] Nar
    was gratitude toward his master.
SIGN    Reigen
SIGN    Arataka
SIGN    Reigen Arataka
SIGN    Mob
[05:53] Rei
    Are these soap bubbles?
[05:55] Ishi
    My Black Orbs swallow up and
    destroy anything they touch...
[06:01] Ishi
    And this man is touching them
    with his bare hands...
[06:05] Ishi
    Why? What happened to the man that was
    trying to run away just a moment ago?
[06:10] Ishi
    Looks like I'll have to put
    my body on the line, too.
[06:14] Ishi
    Five Hundred Kilogram Tackle!
[06:23] Ishi
    One Ton Punch!
[06:32] Ihi
    Two Ton Guillotine!
[06:47] Ishi
    Hey, you still conscious?
[06:51] Ishi
    No matter how powerful an esper you are,
[06:54] Ishi
    I can't call you an excellent esper.
[06:56] Ishi
    Because you have no desire for domination.
[06:59] Ishi
    The reason you're so powerful
    and yet so unknown
[07:01] Hishi
    is because you're living while
    hiding your powers, right?
[07:04] Ishi
    But I am different!
[07:06] Ishi
    I am filled with ambition,
    and I want to go higher and higher,
[07:10] Ishi
    and hold this world in—
[07:11] Rei
    Get off me. Stop talking while
    you're still on top of me.
[07:15] Ishi
    What a dense energy barrier!
[07:18] Ishi
    I see. The reason my Black Orbs
    burst earlier was because
[07:21] Ishi
    the energy they were trying to
    take in was way over their limit!
[07:26] Ishi
    Inconceivable...
[07:27] Ishi
    Who are yo—
[07:29] Rei
    Also, when you're speaking to someone,
[07:31] Rei
    take off your mask!
[07:33] Rei
    Hup!
[07:38] Rei
    Oh, it came off.
[07:39] Rei
    Actually, what's with this strength?
[07:42] Rei
    Could it be him...?
[07:44] Rei
    That's the only plausible explanation.
[07:50] Rei
    Seriously, someone your age
    needs to quit messing around.
[07:53] Saku
    Wh...
[07:54] Saku
    What could you possibly know?!
[07:56] Saku
    To hell with society!
[07:57] Saku
    Don't try and lecture me when
    you've only seen its good side!
[08:02] Saku
    As soon as I was born,
    I was abandoned by my parents.
[08:04] Saku
    I was all alone.
[08:06] Saku
    One happy family?
[08:07] Saku
    Mother's cooking?
[08:08] Saku
    I got to experience none of that as a boy.
[08:11] Saku
    I was terribly bullied at an orphanage,
    and I cursed the world!
SIGN    Curse
[08:15] Saku
    If I hadn't, I wouldn't have survived!
[08:18] Saku
    And then I awakened to my powers...
[08:20] Saku
    I was able to survive
    because of these powers!
[08:23] Saku
    Anyone who rejects my way of living can—
[08:25] Saku
    What? What's with that look?
[08:28] Saku
    Don't look at me like that!
[08:30] Rei
    I totally understand how you feel.
[08:33] Saku
    H-He's the same as me?
[08:36] Rei
    When I was in grade school,
    maybe it was around fourth grade...
[08:41] Rei
    I forgot to tell my parents that it
    was sports day at school that day,
[08:44] Rei
    so I was the only one with nothing to eat.
[08:47] Saku
    That's actually your fault...
    What are you even talking about?
[08:51] Rei
    A story about when I felt lonely as a boy.
[08:55] Saku
    Don't compare that stupid story to mine!
[08:58] Saku
    Jugan Air Gun!
[08:59] Saku
    It's the ultimate weapon of destruction.
[09:02] Saku
    Die!
[09:06] Saku
    If all else fails, I'll put you to sleep
    with this cursed cologne!
[09:09] Rei
    Hm? I don't really get it,
    but don't point that at others.
[09:14] Rei
    I'll take that.
[09:18] Rei
    Are you still doing that crap?
[09:20] Rei
    You use the psychic powers you've been
    blessed with for the stupidest things.
[09:25] Bald
    What?
[09:26] Rei
    You're like a little kid with a knife.
[09:28] Rei
    I can't bear to watch.
[09:29] Bald
    Who do you think you are?!
[09:32] Rei
    What's that thing on your forehead?
[09:34] Bald
    Th-That's...
[09:36] Bald
    It has nothing to do with you.
[09:38] Rei
    Then what's with these things
    that look like shoulder pads?
[09:42] Bald
    Those are to guard my shoulders...
[09:44] Rei
    Which means they're just accessories
    and have no purpose, right?
[09:48] Rits
    Huh?
[09:51] Rei
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[09:54] Rei
    No matter what kind of special powers
    they may be blessed with,
[09:56] Rei
    people are still only human.
[09:58] Rei
    Nothing more, and nothing less.
[10:01] Rei
    You guys haven't realized that yet!
[10:03] Rei
    You're so addicted to your special powers,
    you've developed tunnel vision.
[10:07] Rei
    You're plotting world domination when
    you haven't even seen the world?
[10:10] Rei
    Don't make me laugh!
[10:11] Rei
    No one's going to follow you like that!
[10:14] Rei
    First, get rid of those childish
    shoulder pads and grow up!
[10:17] Rrei
    You, too!
[10:18] Rei
    You just want to escape from society, right?
[10:20] Rei
    If you want to make it big,
    you have to live in reality!
[10:23] Rei
    That's where you start.
[10:26] Bald
    You're telling us to return
    to being commoners?
[10:28] Rei
    What? No way! Don't look at this lightly!
[10:30] Rei
    You still don't get it, do you?!
[10:32] Rei
    Who the hell do you think you are?!
[10:34] Rei
    You're nothing more than a commoner!
[10:36] Rei
    You're just a part of the masses!
[10:38] Bald
    B-But Claw is a noble—
[10:41] Rei
    I'm a commoner!
[10:42] Rei
    I'm much more powerful than you,
    and I'm still just a commoner...
[10:46] Rei
    So what does that make you?!
[10:55] Rits
    He dragged them out of their delusions
    and back into reality by force...
[10:59] Rits
    By shattering their dreams...
[11:02] Teru
    Your master's amazing!
[11:04] Mob
    Yeah.
[11:06] Ishi
    No!
[11:07] Ishi
    That is absolutely not true!
[11:10] Saku
    The division leader's face...
    He's that old?
[11:14] Bald
    I thought that maybe he was a girl, but...
[11:16] ishi
    I reject your claims!
[11:19] Ishi
    "People are only human.
    Nothing more, and nothing less."
[11:23] Ishi
    That is what you said, isn't it?
[11:24] Rei
    Yeah.
[11:25] Ishi
    That is incorrect.
[11:27] Ishi
    That's far too cruel.
[11:28] Ishi
    We are special!
[11:30] Ishi
    We are superior lifeforms
    to the rest of humanity!
[11:34] Rei
    I'm sure you have to believe that
    to even go on.
[11:36] Rei
    But sadly, society has no interest in you.
[11:41] Ishi
    Society this, society that!
[11:42] Ishi
    No group made according to your
    stupid yardstick is big enough for me!
[11:47] Rei
    Quit relying on those around you, old man.
[11:50] Rei
    You're making me sad here.
[11:52] Ishi
    I was born with these powers,
    so what's wrong with me showing them off?
[11:57] Ishi
    What's wrong with changing the world?!
[12:00] Ishi
    You stupid ape!
[12:01] Shi
    To me, you're all no different from monkeys!
[12:04] Ishi
    It's hard to live!
[12:06] Ishi
    Even though I'm so special!
[12:09] Ishi
    I'm so amazing, so why won't you
    just acknowledge that?
[12:12] Ishi
    The world should put me on
    a pedestal and worship me!
[12:16] Ishi
    That is the only world that is worthy!
[12:18] Mob
    No, having psychic powers doesn't
    make you popular at all.
[12:22] Rei
    And that's all there is to it.
[12:23] Ei
    You'll never be popular. Give it up.
[12:28] Ishi
    I'm going to erase you all...
[12:30] Shi
    Erase this whole building and start over!
[12:35] Rei
    Crap. Looks like I'm out of gas.
[12:37] Rei
    Mob. Lend me your powers again.
[12:39] Mob
    Actually, I'm also...
[12:43] Rei
    Crap! We're being sucked in!
[12:45] Ishi
    Disappear! Disappear! Disappear!
[12:49] Sho
    You just don't know when to give up.
[12:52] Rits
    That's—
[12:53] Ishi
    Damn it!
[12:54] Ishi
    You can also...
[12:58] Ishi
    Disappear!
[12:59] Sho
    A mass of gravity, huh? Interesting.
[13:03] Sho
    Imagine the gravity going backward...
[13:12] Sho
    It's not an actual black hole.
[13:16] Sho
    If it's made from psychic powers,
[13:18] Sho
    I can always find a way to deal with it.
[13:21] Sho
    Old man...
[13:23] Sho
    You're no longer needed.
[13:29] Sho
    And as for you...
[13:33] Sh
    I'm disappointed in you.
[13:34] Sh
    You coward.
[13:37] Sho
    The Seventh Division will be dissolved.
[13:39] Sho
    I was to inspect the place and take
    anyone who seemed useful back to HQ...
[13:45] Bald
    What are you talking about?
    Weren't you a trainee?
[13:47] Sho
    Sadly, there wasn't anyone worth my time.
[13:50] Sho
    At least on the inside.
[13:53] Sho
    Well, see ya.
[14:00] Mts
    The evil spirits have been
    whittled down to one...
[14:03] Mts
    The poison jar has been completed!
[14:06] Bald
    Matsuo, there's nothing left for us to do.
[14:08] Mts
    Come out, my ultimate evil spirit,
    Marshmallow-chan!
[14:17] Rei
    The hell's that?
[14:18] Mob
    Dimple!
[14:19] Dimp
    I was finally able to get out.
[14:23] Dimp
    All right! Now that I've
    regained some of my strength,
[14:26] Dimp
    I can help out a hundredfold!
[14:28] Mob
    It's already done.
[14:29] Dmp
    Huh?
[14:30] Dmp
    You mean the climax happened without me?
[14:33] Rei
    Is this an evil spirit?
[14:34] Dimp
    Whoa!
[14:35] Dimp
    Why are you able to see me when
    I'm not in my visible mode?
[14:39] Bald
    They're strong.
[14:40] Saku
    No, we were weak.
[14:42] Saku
    I've come to a realization.
[14:44] Sau
    Those guys just might be able to stop it...
[14:47] Saku
    Stop Claw from world domination...
SIGN    Mob Psycho
    100
[15:27] Girl
    Really? Let me see.
[15:28] Potato
    Here, look.
[15:30] Tsub
    Oh, that's great!
[15:32] Tsub
    Let's go together!
[15:33] Mob
    Ah, Tsubomi-chan...
[15:36] Mob
    She's as cute as ever today.
[15:39] Mob
    Our eyes met!
[15:41] Meza
    You're staring way too much.
[15:43] Mob
    Mezato-san!
[15:44] Meza
    You're panicking too much.
[15:45] Meza
    Staring at girls is all well and good,
[15:48] Meza
    but today's the day that you're
    going to talk to me, Mob-kun.
[15:51] Mob
    No, I've got club again today.
[15:53] Meza
    I'll wait until you're done.
[15:55] Mob
    But I've got my job after that.
[15:57] Meza
    Jeez. When are you going
    to tell me everything?
[16:02] Kamu
    Your older brother came by last night.
[16:05] Rits
    Huh? My brother?
[16:07] Kamu
    You must've been through a lot, too.
[16:09] Kamu
    We both went a little crazy.
[16:12] Kamu
    I'm about to go apologize to
    Onigawara-kun and the others.
[16:15] Rits
    I'll go with you.
[16:17] Rits
    But are you sure?
[16:19] Rits
    The entire student body's going to hate you.
[16:22] Kamu
    That's my own fault for
    doing something so stupid.
[16:26] Kamu
    And... now my brother is on my side,
[16:30] Kamu
    so I'll keep in line.
[16:34] Oni
    Wha?
[16:35] Oni
    So it was you guys who planted
    the recorders on me.
[16:38] Oni
    That was a crappy thing to do.
[16:40] Oni
    And I knew anyway,
    so it's not like it matters now.
[16:44] Kamu
    Huh?
[16:45] Rits
    What do you mean?
[16:46] Oni
    People didn't care whether
    I was actually the culprit or not.
[16:50] Oni
    They were chomping at the bit for a stick
    to beat me with, a chance to kick me out.
[16:54] Oni
    That's where the problem was.
[16:56] Oni
    I realized that I was hated
    by everyone around me,
[17:00] Oni
    and how weak my heart was.
[17:03] Onii
    Hey.
[17:05] Oni
    Your brother was worried about you.
[17:08] Oni
    He thought I was going to kick your ass
    since I was so pissed off,
[17:11] Oni
    but I'll let things slide since you are
    the shadow leader's younger brother.
[17:15] Goda
    What's wrong, Onigawara? You out of energy?
[17:18] Ni
    The hell do you think you're talking to?!
[17:20] Oni
    I'm still going to grow,
    just like White T Poison.
[17:24] Club
    Body Transformation!
[17:26] Club
    Fight on! Fight on! Fight on!
[17:36] Kamu
    That's your older brother.
[17:39] Kamu
    Is he okay? He looks like
    he's about to pass out.
[17:42] Rits
    Yes. Despite how he looks,
[17:45] Rits
    to me, Nii-san is stronger than anyone else.
[17:48] Kamu
    But he's passed out on the ground.
[17:51] Saru
    By the way, President, did you
    give up on finding telepaths?
[17:55] Tome
    Huh? Actually, I haven't even started yet.
[17:58] Tome
    Right now, it's like a wild-goose chase,
    so I'm trying to get some actual leads.
[18:02] Tome
    You guys should at least try to help me out.
[18:05] Inu
    I tried searching on the Internet
    but couldn't find any.
[18:08] Tome
    Of course you're not going
    to find them that easily!
[18:11] Goda
    Hey.
[18:12] All
    Musashi-san!
[18:14] Tome
    What the heck, Mob-kun?
    You passed out again?
[18:17] Tome
    Inukawa, get some water!
[18:18] Inu
    Oh, sure.
[18:21] Asa
    What's up, old man?
[18:23] Asa
    Why'd you bring us here again?
[18:25] Hoshi
    I guess you haven't given up
    on psychic powers.
[18:28] Mits
    Actually, I wasn't the one
    who brought you here today.
[18:31] Mits
    It was at the behest of someone else.
[18:33] Teeru
    Hello, nice to meet you.
[18:35] Teeru
    So you guys must be the
    research subjects here.
[18:38] Kuro
    Oh, it's another hot guy.
[18:40] Teru
    I see. Your powers are still weak,
[18:43] Teru
    but it'll definitely be worth nurturing them.
[18:45] Mits
    He's Hanazawa-kun, one of the guys
    who fought that organization that day.
[18:49] Teru
    What do you think? Do you guys
    want to get stronger with me?
[18:53] Kuro
    Huh?
[18:54] Teru
    Since one of their divisions was crushed,
[18:56] Teru
    I'm sure Claw will make a move soon.
[18:58] Teru
    It'll be for self-defense and so
    you can fight back when that happens.
[19:02] Mits
    Leave the support to me.
[19:05] Hosh
    Kageyama took all the glory that night.
[19:09] Asa
    Yeah.
[19:11] Hos
    Let's do this!
[19:12] All
    Yeah!
[19:15] Rei
    So, what brings you here?
[19:18] Dimp
    I'm only here because
    Shigeo asked me to come.
[19:21] Dimp
    He passed out from anemia and
    can't help with exorcising spirits.
[19:24] Dimp
    Actually, do you even need Shigeo anymore?
[19:27] Dimp
    You awakened to psychic powers, didn't you?
[19:30] Rei
    Don't be stupid.
    Those were all Mob's powers.
[19:33] Rei
    The only thing I gained from it
    is the ability to see you now.
[19:36] Rei
    Otherwise, nothing's changed.
[19:37] Dimp
    So you're just a plain ol' con artist again.
[19:39] Rei
    You're a rather rude spirit.
[19:42] Rei
    All right. Then you help me out.
[19:44] Rei
    Dimple, was it?
[19:46] Dimp
    Huh? Why do I have to help you?
[19:49] Rei
    That's why he had you come over, isn't it?
[19:51] Rei
    If he was just calling out,
    a phone call would have sufficed.
[19:54] Dimp
    S-Seriously? Who do you guys think I am?
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[19:58] Rei
    What? Aren't you Mob's errand boy?
[20:00] Dimp
    I'm a high-level evil spirit!
[20:07] (Flashback) Sho
    I'm disappointed in you.
[20:09] (Flashback) Sho
    You coward.
[20:11] Mob
    Did I do something lame?
[20:14] Mob
    Did I make some kind of mistake?
[20:19] Mom
    Ugh, again? I told you to
    fix that habit of yours.
[20:23] Dad
    Shigeo's just at that age.
[20:25] Dad
    Let him bend all the spoons he wants.
[20:28] Mom
    You always say that.
[20:30] Rits
    Here, Nii-san. Let me see it.
[20:34] Mom
    What's with these kids?
[20:37] Rits
    Here, Nii-san.
[20:39] Mob
    Thanks, Ritsu.
[20:42] Mob
    Well, whatever.
[20:49] Sho
    Oh, there it is.
[20:53] Sho
    Hello? Oh, I'd dropped my phone.
[20:57] Sho
    Huh? The Seventh Division?
[20:58] Sho
    They were crushed.
[21:00] Sho
    Espers from outside infiltrated the place
    and slaughtered the upper echelon.
[21:04] Sho
    The division leader, Ishiguro-san,
    was no big deal either.
[21:07] Sho
    As for all of the underlings,
[21:09] Sho
    the enemy totally won them over.
[21:13] Boss
    Sho, what are you talking about?
[21:16] Boss
    I'm asking you for a status report
    on the inspection.
[21:19] Sho
    The organization you're so proud of
    isn't the best in the world at all.
[21:24] Sho
    Quit messing around and come back
    to Japan already, you stupid father.
[21:28] Sho
    Making me do an annoying
    inspection like that...
[21:31] Sho
    At least I got that off my chest.
[21:33] Boss
    Yes... Very soon.
SIGN    Spirits and Such Consultation Office
[21:44] Lady
    And now the news.
[21:47] Lady
    We've received numerous reports of tsuchinoko
    sightings throughout Seasoning City.

SIGN    Multiple Tsuchinoko Sightings Continue
[21:51] Lady
    City Hall, in a bid to reinvigorate the area,
    has put a bounty on the tsuchinoko

[21:54] Lady
    and is requesting help in capturing it.
[21:57] Rei
    Hello? Are you free right now?
[21:59] Rei
    Meet me in 90 minutes,
[22:00] Rei
    and wear clothes you can exercise in
    and don't mind getting dirty.
SIGN    Mob and Reigen A Giant Tsuchinoko Appears
[22:12] Rei
    We're going to capture a tsuchinoko.
[22:14] Mob
    Huh?
[22:15] Rei
    Doesn't that excite you?
[22:18] Mob
    Isn't this private property?
[22:20] Rei
    This is the kind of place
    where those suckers show up.
[22:23] Mob
    Have you ever seen a tsuchinoko, Master?
[22:25] Rei
    Nope. It's just a hunch.
[22:28] Mob
    That's pretty random.
[22:29] Rei
    Don't you have any passion
    when it comes to UMAs?
[22:32] Rei
    Bigfoot, Nessie, and tsuchinoko!
[22:35] Mob
    I hear there's a bounty on its head.
[22:37] Rei
    Well, there's that, too.
[22:40] Mob
    Master, um...
[22:41] Rei
    What?
[22:43] Mob
    I don't think amateurs are supposed to
    go this deep into the mountains.
[22:47] Rei
    Mob, we might be amateurs
    when it comes to hiking,
[22:51] Rei
    but you have psychic powers.
[22:54] Rei
    Add to that my ingenuity...
[22:56] Rei
    Oh! Over there!
[22:58] Rei
    Look over there, Mob!
    I knew this place was the jackpot!
[23:02] Mob
    Huh? Was there actually a tsuchinoko?
[23:04] Rei
    Look! Matsutake! It's huge!
[23:07] Mob
    Oh... After all that talk about passion,
[23:09] Mob
    he's already distracted by the matsutake.
[23:16] Rei
    What the hell is that?!
[23:18] Rei
    Whatever it is, apparently it's starving!
[23:21] Rei
    We're going to exorcise it, Mob!
[23:23] Mob
    Actually, Master, isn't that the UMA?
[23:26] Rei
    You idiot! Those things don't exist!
[23:29] Rei
    Kill it!
[23:31] Mob
    Okay...
[23:38] Rei
    That's amazing.
[23:39] Rei
    It shrank so much after you exorcised it.
[23:41] Mob
    Er, actually, it just threw up a lot.
[23:44] Rei
    What the hell was that thing to begin with?
[23:47] Mob
    You already picked that many?
[23:49] Rei
    Well, whatever. Let's go home.
[23:51] Mob
    Huh? What about the tsuchinoko?
[23:53] Rei
    What are you talking about?
    Those things don't exist.
[23:59] Rei
    I'm gonna grill up some matsutake
    at the office.
[24:01] Rei
    You'll have some, right?
[24:02] Mob
    Yes.
[24:03] Rei
    Guess we should buy some kabosu, too.
[24:05] Mob
    Yes.
SIGN    Hakata Salt