E1 - Episode 1

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[00:38] Fushihara
    Here at the office when the hour grows late...
[00:42] Fushihara
    she appears.
[00:48] Fushihara**
    Ugh, my stupid boss!
[00:53] Fushihara
    He's always giving me all the work.
[00:58] Fushihara
    Ugh, it just never ends...
[01:11] Fushihara
    Ugh, I can't take this anymore.
    It's too much.
[01:18] Fushihara
    I'm a dead woman.
[01:38] Yuurei
    Leave!
[01:50] Yuurei
    Leave... Leave...
[01:55] Yuurei
    You must leave this place...
[01:58] Fushihara
    No can do. I'm on a time crunch here.
[02:01] Yuurei
    Leave this instant...
[02:04] Fushihara
    I said I can't. The deadline's tomorrow.
[02:07] Yuurei
    Leave... You must leave this instant!
[02:12] Fushihara
    This is getting annoying.
    Could you give it a rest for one second?!
[02:15] Fushihara
    Huh?!
[02:16] Fushihara
    I have to do this, too?
[02:18] Fushihara
    There's no way!
    I'll never make the deadline!
[02:22] Fushihara
    It's just not happening!
    I'm really gonna die!
[02:26] Yuurei
    Don't say that...
[02:28] Yuurei
    Don't say you're going to die!
[02:31] Fushihara
    Wait, wha—
[02:32] Fushihara
    What the hell?!
SIGN    leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave
    leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave
    leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave leave
[02:34] Yuurei
    Leave... Leave... Leave!
[02:34] Fushihara
    My computer's going nuts!
[02:37] Fushihara
    I can't get my work done like this!
[02:39] Yuurei
    Leave, leave, leave...
[02:42] Fushihara
    Honestly!
[02:43] Yuurei
    Leave... Leave. Leave!
[02:44] Fushihara
    If you want me gone so bad,
     say it to my face.
[02:47] Fushihara
    You're hiding around here, aren't you?
[02:49] Yuurei
    N-Never you mind that!
[02:52] Yuurei
    You have to leave now!
[02:54] Yuurei
    S-Stop it! Don't come any closer!
[02:55] Fushihara
    Over here, maybe?
[02:58] Yuurei
    Leave!
[03:00] Yuurei
    Stop! Stop it!
[03:02] Fushihara
    Yeah, yeah...
[03:05] Yuurei
    Stop it...
[03:09] Yuurei
    Stop it...
[03:10] Fushihara
    Found you.
[03:13] Yuurei
    Stop...
[03:17] Yuurei
    pwease...
[03:22] Fushihara
    How cute!
[03:23] Narrator
    Cute indeed!
SIGN    Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost
SIGN    Episode 1
[05:09] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Fushihara!
[05:12] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Want some tea?
[05:14] (Flashback) Fushihara
    Oh, yeah.
[05:18] (Flashback) Fushihara
    One sec.
[05:24] Food Wrapper
    Charcoal Grilled Salmon
[05:24] Food Wrapper
    130 yen
[05:50] (Flashback) Fushihara
    Huh?
[05:51] Food Wrapper
    Restaurant-Style
[05:51] Food Wrapper
    298 yen
[05:53] (Flashback) Fushihara
    What the...?
[05:54] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    What's up?
[05:55] (Flashback) Fushihara
    Nothing. Just... my rice ball's missing.
[05:59] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Huh?
[06:00] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Mine's still here.
[06:03] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Say, hasn't this been
    happening a lot recently?
[06:05] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Like, chocolate bars or pastries going missing.
[06:09] (Flashback) Fushihara
    This is my third disappearing
     rice ball this month.
[06:13] (Flashback) Fushihara
    Well, not that it matters much.
[06:15] (Flashback) Fushihara
    I don't have a ton of time
    to be eating anyway.
[06:19] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    But what a strange thief, right?
[06:22] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    What kind of thief steals one 
    rice ball? That's ridiculous!
[06:27] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Or maybe it's, y'know, paranormal activity.
[06:30] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Like some scaaary ghost is behind it all.
[06:33] (Flashback) Kurahashi
    Whatcha think?
[06:36] (Flashback) Fushihara
    No way.
[06:39] Fushihara
    Or so I said, laughing it off.
[06:43] Fushihara
    But there really was a rumor going around.
[06:45] Fushihara
    One about a ghost in the office.
[06:51] (Flashback) Boss
    Fushihara!
[06:52] (Flashback) Boss
    These all need redoing.
[06:54] (Flashback) Boss
    By tomorrow, okay?
[06:57] (Flashback) Fushihara
    Yes, sir.
[07:05] Fushihara
    And as it turned out...
[07:06] Fushihara
    the rumor was true!
[07:09] Yuurei
    Leave...
[07:12] Fushihara
    What is this adorable creature?
[07:15] Fushihara
    Wait, creature? Is it even a living thing?
[07:23] Fushihara
    It's a ghost!
[07:26] Fushihara
    A little baby one?!
[07:30] Fushihara
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[07:38] Fushihara
    This little baby ghost is so cute!
[07:41] Yuurei
    Leave now! Pwetty pwease!
[07:46] Fushihara
    Well, I would if I could.
[07:49] Fushihara
    I can't get outta here until
    I finish my work, you know?
[07:54] Yuurei
    O-Okay then.
[07:58] Yuurei
    I'll help you! So you can leave!
[08:01] Fushihara
    Sure.
[08:05] Fushihara
    What?
[08:07] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave!
[08:13] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave!
[08:19] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave!
[08:24] Fushihara
    My gosh! I'm in heaven!
[08:24] Yuurei
    Leave!
[08:28] Yuurei
    Leave!
[08:32] Fushihara
    So, why the shoulder rub?
[08:36] Fushihara
    Why do you want me gone so badly?
[08:40] Yuurei
    Hmm?
[08:41] Fushihara
    Oh, let me guess.
[08:44] Fushihara
    Will I get cursed or something if I stay?
[08:46] Yuurei
    Um... Well...
[08:50] Yuurei
    If you ended up working yourself to death...
[08:56] Yuurei
    it would be too sad.
[09:00] Yuurei
    Are you mad?
[09:03] SFX
    Clench
[09:03] Fushihara
    The opposite! I'm pumped!
[09:04] Yuurei
    Why?!
[09:06] Fushihara
    I think I can do this after all!
[09:08] Yuurei
    Go home! I beg you!
[09:11] Fushihara
    Nah, I've got at least two more days in me!
[09:17] Fushihara
    All right!
[09:22] Fushihara
    Huh?
[09:24] Yuurei
    Pwetty pwease!
[09:26] Fushihara
    S—
[09:27] Yuurei
    Leave!
[09:29] Yuurei
    So cute!
[09:31] Narrator
    Cute indeed.
[09:32] Yuurei
    You have to hurry up
     and get out of here!
[09:43] Fushihara
    Okay, how 'bout this?
    Why don't you watch me work?
[09:45] Fushihara
    Then I might be able to finish up sooner.
[09:48] Yuurei
    Can I?!
[09:50] Fushihara
    Yeah.
[09:56] Fushihara
    Huh?
[09:58] Yuurei
    Wow!
[10:00] Yuurei
    This is amazing! We're working!
[10:04] Yuurei
    It's so cool!
[10:06] Fushihara
    Oh no, I could stay like this forever!
[10:11] Yuurei
    Worky, worky! It's so cool!
[10:19] Fushihara
    All right, get it together.
[10:21] Fushihara
    Gotta stay focused here.
[10:24] Yuurei
    Worky, worky! It's so cool!
[10:30] Fushihara
    So cold...
[10:32] Fushihara
    Oh, that's right.
     They turn off the heat at night.
[10:37] Yuurei
    You should leave before you catch a cold.
[10:42] Fushihara
    I can't. I still have work to do.
[10:46] Fushihara
    I just gotta grin and bear it
    so I can get this done.
[10:55] Yuurei
    Are you warm now?
[10:57] Yuurei
    Can you finish your work now?
[10:59] Fushihara
    All right, this is perfect!
[11:01] Narrator
    And cute!
[11:03] Fushihara
    Take this!
[11:05] Fushihara
    Aaand... this!
[11:14] Fushihara
    Now I just need that document...
[11:17] Fushihara
    Oh, I can't reach it like this.
SIGN    • I'm warming her up
    
    
    
    • I'm in her way
    
    
    
    
    • She can't finish work
SIGN    • I'm warming
    
    
    
    • I'm in her way
    
    
    
    
    • She can't finish work
SIGN    • I'm warming her up
    
    
    
    • I'm in her way
    
    
    
    
    • She can't finish work
[11:25] Yuurei
    She'll never leave!
[11:36] Fushihara
    Huh?
[11:43] Fushihara
    Oh?
[12:02] Yuurei
    Here.
[12:04] Yuurei
    A blanket and something to drink.
[12:07] Yuurei
    Can you finish faster now?
[12:10] Fushihara
    What an angel!
[12:12] Yuurei
    You can do it! Then you can leave!
[12:19] Fushihara
    Ugh, I did it...
[12:24] Yuurei
    You did?!
[12:25] Fushihara
    Well, at least for now.
[12:28] Yuurei
    Can you leave, then?
[12:30] Fushihara
    Ah, well... I think I get a little more done...
[12:33] Yuurei
    Upsy-daisy!
[12:37] Yuurei
    What a good girl.
[12:40] Yuurei
    You get another gold star today!
[12:44] Fushihara
    Actually, could I get more overtime?!
[12:46] Yuurei
    Why?!
[12:48] Fushihara
    I'm still raring to go!
[12:50] Yuurei
    Go home! I'm begging you!
[12:53] Fushihara
    Nah, I've got at least three more days in me!
[12:57] Narrator
    And so, she made the deadline.
[13:00] Yuurei
    Leave!
SIGN    Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost
[13:01] Fushihara(?)
    Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost.
[13:06] Kurahashi
    But what a strange thief, right?
[13:09] Kurahashi
    What kind of thief steals one 
    rice ball? That's ridiculous!
[13:14] Kurahashi
    Or maybe it's, y'know, paranormal activity.
[13:16] Kurahashi
    Like some scaaary ghost is behind it all.
[13:19] Kurahashi
    Whatcha think?
[13:23] Fushihara
    No way.
[13:28] Yuurei
    Mwahaha...
[13:31] Yuurei
    Mwahaha!
[13:33] Yuurei
    What a selection today!
[13:35] Rice Balls (Left to Right)
    Pickled
    Plum
[13:35] Rice Balls (Left to Right)
    Natto
[13:36] Yuurei
    Which one should I eat first?
[13:39] Yuurei
    There's kelp, pickled plum, natto...
[13:39] Food Wrapper
    My Box
[13:48] Yuurei
    Oh! There's a salmon one!
[13:49] Yuurei
    Every day,
[13:49] Rice Ball
    Charcoal Grilled Salmon
[13:52] Yuurei
    the people here leave me offerings.
[13:55] Yuurei
    It's the bestest place ever!
[14:02] Yuurei
    Thanks for the meal!
[14:14] Yuurei
    Yummy!
[14:15] Boss
    Fushihara.
[14:17] Boss
    These all need redoing. 
    By tomorrow, okay?
[14:19] Yuurei
    Huh?
[14:20] Fushihara
    Yes, sir.
[14:33] Yuurei
    That lady...
[14:36] Yuurei
    She's the one who always
    leaves me a salmon rice ball.
[14:43] Yuurei
    She's always staying late into the night,
[14:46] Yuurei
    all alone... working away...
[14:52] Yuurei
    She always looks tired.
[14:56] Yuurei
    I want to thank her somehow.
[14:59] Yuurei
    If only I could help her with her work...
[15:03] Yuurei
    But...
[15:11] Yuurei
    Oh, I know!
[15:15] Yuurei
    Heave-ho!
[15:20] Yuurei
    Ahem!
[15:24] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave! Leeeave!
[15:36] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave! Leeeave!
[15:42] Yuurei
    I don't sound scary at all!
[15:45] Yuurei
    That's it!
[15:49] Yuurei
    Heave!
[15:51] Yuurei
    Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[15:54] Yuurei
    That lady looks so tired.
[15:57] Yuurei
    So I'll make her a place to sleep!
[15:59] Yuurei
    Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[16:02] Yuurei
    Hngh! Hngh!
[16:04] Yuurei
    Pat, pat. Pat, pat.
[16:07] Yuurei
    Now she can rest.
[16:14] Yuurei
    And then when she wakes up,
    she'll say she's had enough...
[16:17] Yuurei
    and go right home!
[16:43] Yuurei
    Huh?
[16:51] Yuurei
    Oh no!
[16:52] Yuurei
    It's already dark time!
[16:56] Yuurei
    I have to go get her to leave.
[17:06] Yuurei
    I wonder if there's anything I can use...
[17:11] Yuurei
    Oh?
[17:19] Yuurei
    What's this?
[17:22] Yuurei
    Leave!
[17:24] Yuurei
    Oh!
[17:25] Yuurei
    Leave! Leave!
[17:29] Yuurei
    Whoa!
[17:31] Yuurei
    Wow!
[17:33] Yuurei
    Okay! I'll sound scary this way
    and she'll go right home!
[17:40] Yuurei
    A perfect plan!
[17:46] Yuurei
    That lady...
[17:49] Yuurei
    looked so tired.
[17:53] Yuurei
    And her eyes seemed so sad.
[18:07] Yuurei
    Just you wait, okay?
[18:12] Yuurei
    I'm coming!
[18:24] Yuurei
    I'm gonna help you wrap things up.
[18:30] Yuurei
    So that you can go home!
[18:39] Fushihara
    Ugh, my stupid boss!
[18:44] Fushihara
    He's always giving me all the work.
[18:49] Fushihara
    Ugh, it just never ends...
[18:57] Fushihara
    Ugh, I can't take this anymore.
    It's too much.
[19:04] Fushihara
    I'm a dead woman.
[19:09] Fushihara
    A dead woman, huh?
[19:16] Fushihara
    No one would really care if I died anyway.
[19:23] Fushihara
    I'm just a small cog in a big machine.
[19:29] Fushihara
    I work.
[19:31] Fushihara
    I eat.
[19:34] Fushihara
    I sleep.
[19:35] Fushihara
    Then work some more.
[19:38] Fushihara
    Work, work...
[19:46] Fushihara
    If only... If only just a little longer...
[19:51] Fushihara
    If I had someone to give me
    a reason to keep going,
[19:54] Fushihara
    then maybe I could say
[19:56] Fushihara
    this life was worth living...
[20:04] Yuurei
    H... H-Here... Here I go!
[20:13] Yuurei
    L... Le... L-L-Lea...
[20:18] Yuurei
    Leave!
[20:25] Masculine Voice
    Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost.
SIGN    Miss Shachiku and the Little Baby Ghost
[22:03] Yuurei
    Guess what! Guess what!
[22:05] Yuurei
    If you talk into this thing,
    your voice gets all scary!
[22:10] Fushihara
    Oh!
[22:11] Fushihara
    That's the thing they made me use
    as a joke at last year's farewell party.
[22:16] Yuurei
    A joke?
[22:19] Fushihara
    Yup.
[22:21] Fushihara
    You push this button and...
[22:24] Fushihara
    We come from outer space!
[22:27] Yuurei
    Whoa!
[22:29] Yuurei
    What was that voice just now?!
[22:31] Fushihara
    This voice changer has
    a lot of buttons, you know?
[22:36] Fushihara
    There's one to make you sound scary.
[22:39] Fushihara
    And the one I just used to make
    yourself sound like an alien.
[22:44] Fushihara
    Amazing!
[22:46] Fushihara
    So that joke is called "alien"?
[22:50] Fushihara
    Yup.
[22:51] Fushihara
    I wore a silver bodysuit,
[22:53] Fushihara
    used the voice changer
    to sound like an alien,
[22:56] Fushihara
    and performed a magic show...
[23:00] Fushihara
    I hated it.
[23:03] Fushihara
    My stomach hurts just thinking about it.
[23:06] Yuurei
    Your tummy hurts?!
[23:08] Fushihara
    Oh no, it's just a figure of speech.
[23:15] Yuurei
    Ouchy-ouchies... Go away!
[23:21] Yuurei
    Farther and farther...
[23:25] Yuurei
    Up and away!
[23:30] Yuurei
    Is it gone now?
[23:33] Fushihara
    Aww!
[23:36] Fushihara
    Actually, now my heart hurts.