E7 - The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God

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[00:00] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
    Narrator
[00:03] sign
    Kohji Moritsugu
[00:05] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
SIGN    Pub
    Azamino
SIGN    Welcome
[00:16] Kuroitsu
    I'm so glad you all made it!
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:18] Kuroitsu
    It's been another productive day!
[00:20] Kuroitsu
    Let's toast to even more
    great work in the future!
[00:23] Kuroitsu
    Cheers!
[00:24] all
    Cheers!
SIGN    Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
    New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[00:30] Wolf-F
    This is my first-ever drinking party!
SIGN    Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
    Cannon Thunderbird
[00:33] Cannon
    You look so excited, Senpai!
[00:36] Hydra
    It's my first one, too!
SIGN    Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
    New • Hydra
[00:38] Kuroitsu
    Aren't you glad we got
    everyone together, Doctor?
[00:43] Doctor
    Yeah.
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[00:45] Doctor
    Workplace drinking parties
    aren't so popular these days.
[00:49] Doctor
    That said...
SIGN    Pluripotent Cellular Executive
    Immortal Camula
SIGN    Magnetic Ore Monster
    Adamant
[00:51] Camula
    I haven't been to a drinking
    party in so long.
[00:54] Camula
    Let's all let our hair down tonight, guys!
SIGN    Pub Azamino
    Bottomless Drink Menu
[00:58] Doctor
    Why is Lady Camula here?
[01:00] Doctor
    She's not a part of the
    Development Department!
SIGN    Pub "Azamino"
    Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:03] Kuroitsu
    I know that, but...
[01:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
    Who can make it to tonight's drinking party?
[01:08] (Flashback) Wolf-F
    Me!
[01:08] Cannon
    Me!
[01:08] Kuroitsu
    She just really obviously wanted to go.
[01:09] sisters
    Me!
[01:10] Hydra
    Me!
SIGN    Melty Girl
[01:10] Melty
    Me!
SIGN    Drinking Party Participants
SIGN    Pub "Azamino"
    Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:16] Kuroitsu
    I couldn't just say nothing and
    leave her out, the poor thing!
SIGN    Pub "Azamino"
    Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:20] Doctor
    I get that, but it's pretty hard to unwind
    with an executive hanging around.
[01:25] Kuroitsu
    Then we'll have to work out a plan.
[01:28] Kuroitsu
    You and me, together!
SIGN    — Episode 7 —
    
    The Result of Passions Served
    
    up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed
    
    in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of
    
    Honeyed Poison While Drowning
    
    in Sin with an Avatar of God
[03:03] Wolf-F
    Straight from the tap!
    Is this the legendary draft beer?!
[03:08] Cannon
    You sure about this, Senpai?
[03:10] Cannon
    Isn't your mental model underage?
[03:13] Doctor
    It won't be a problem.
[03:15] Doctor
    A monster's physiology means they
    can't get drunk on alcohol.
[03:18] Cannon
    Really?
[03:19] Cannon
    That's actually rather disappointing.
[03:22] Wolf-F
    It's freakin' bitter!
[03:23] Wolf-F
    What is this gross crap?!
[03:26] Kuroitsu
    I guess you would have more
    of a child's palate, Wolfie.
[03:29] Kuroitsu
    You'd better stick with juice.
[03:30] Wolf-F
    Yeah, fine...
[03:32] Wolf-F
    I'll have a grapefruit juice!
[03:35] Mizuki
    One grapefruit juice, coming up!
[03:39] Camula
    Perhaps I'll follow up with sake.
[03:42] Adamant
    Maybe you should take it easy, Lady Camula!
[03:45] Camula
    Don't be absurd, Adamant.
[03:47] Camula
    Moderation on my part would set
    a poor example for the others.
[03:50] Adamant
    C-Certainly...
[03:52] Camula
    With what they've got here, I'll take...
[03:55] Camula
    Daiginjo 23!
[03:57] Mizuki
    Daiginjo 23, coming up!
[04:00] Adamant
    You're going that hard already?
[04:02] Camula
    A practiced drinker knows you
    always start with the best stuff.
[04:06] Camula
    And ordering the cheap stuff would
    pressure my subordinates to do the same.
[04:08] Kuroitsu
    How would you categorize Lady Camula?
[04:12] Doctor
    I'm not sure yet,
[04:12] Camula
    Feel free to splurge too, Adamant.
[04:13] Doctor
    but executives who attend drinking parties
    fall into three major categories.
[04:14] Camula
    C'mon, what do you want?
[04:17] Doctor
    The first tells everyone to let their hair
    down, but ends up taking over the party.
[04:22] Doctor
    The second tells everyone
    to let their hair down
[04:24] Doctor
    and ignores what's said over
    the course of the night,
[04:28] Doctor
    but judges you at work the next day.
[04:30] Doctor
    The third tells everyone to let their
    hair down, then sits motionless,
[04:33] Doctor
    and when you start worrying
    that you've offended them,
[04:35] Doctor
    you realize they've dozed off entirely.
[04:37] Kuroitsu
    That last one is the one-man
    "Lord Megistus" category.
SIGN    Pub "Azamino"
    Bottomless Drink Menu
[04:41] Kuroitsu
    Boy, that freaked me out!
[04:43] Doctor
    I doubt Lady Camula is the "party girl" type...
[04:47] Doctor
    But let's remain on our
    guard and watch for now.
[04:51] Mizuki
    One grapefruit juice and one Daiginjo 23.
[04:56] Wolf-F
    Juice right here!
[04:57] Camula
    I had the Daiginjo.
[05:01] Mizuki
    Not sure I want to get close to that table...
[05:02] Cannon
    This beer is delicious!
[05:04] Cannon
    And we won't get drunk at all!
[05:06] Wolf-F
    Hey, are you and this chicken related?
[05:09] Cannon
    Hey! What was that?
[05:10] Cannon
    Oh, it might be... Good one, Senpai.
[05:11] Doctor
    It's so nice to have this
    time drinking together!
[05:12] Wolf-F
    Survival of the fittest! Take it!
[05:14] Cannon
    Th-Thank you.
[05:16] Kuroitsu
    This beer is so frothy! I love it!
[05:17] sisters
    Hey, you had two pieces at once!
[05:18] sisters
    I need water!
[05:20] Wolf-F
    Say, didja know I helped
    assemble your frame?
[05:24] Cannon
    Yes, you've told me many times.
[05:27] Cannon
    Your work can be a little sloppy,
    so I actually worry sometimes.
[05:33] Wolf-F
    What'd you say?!
[05:34] Wolf-F
    I was totally by-the-book when
    I was puttin' you together!
[05:37] Wolf-F
    Better watch your mouth, or you'll
    join your buddy on that skewer.
SIGN    Chocolate Monster
    Melty
[05:43] Wolf-F
    At least you got to stay a man!
[05:43] Melty
    By the way, aren't you a bird monster?
[05:46] Melty
    Should you really be eating yakitori?
[05:46] Wolf-F
    What if you had to have
    a girl body like me?!
[05:48] Cannon
    I'm actually a legendary god!
    I'm completely unrelated to farm chickens!
[05:51] Cannon
    Besides, you're made of food
    products too, Miss Melty!
[05:57] Melty
    But no one can eat me due to
    the foreign objects within my body.
[06:03] Cannon
    I'm so sorry!
[06:04] Cannon
    I really didn't mean to upset you!
[06:04] Wolf-F
    Poor girl! Cannon's so mean!
[06:06] Melty
    Aw, look at you!
[06:08] Melty
    Cutie!
[06:14] Cannon
    C-Could you please watch
    where you put those?!
[06:17] Wolf-F
    You really are pretty fluffy.
[06:22] Melty
    You can have a bite of me, if you like.
[06:29] Two
    Did you see that?!
[06:31] Two
    Utterly classless!
[06:34] One
    What a creep. And right in front of Matsu!
[06:37] One
    Say, think I could order some
    sake and wasabi octopus?
[06:41] Three
    You probably oughta keep cool, Sis.
[06:44] Three
    Whatever you drink goes to Matsu's liver.
[06:46] Four
    But the doctor said it was okay before.
[06:50] Hydra
    I'll be just fine!
[06:53] Hydra
    Have whatever you want, sisters!
[06:56] Wolf-F
    This is definitely gonna get annoying.
[06:58] Hydra
    Oh, I'm sure it won't!
[06:59] Hydra
    My sisters are all very nice!
[07:02] Hydra
    They just don't have a filter, that's all.
[07:06] Kuroitsu
    This is exactly your problem, Doctor!
[07:09] Kuroitsu
    We have to do more than just
    meet basic standards!
[07:12] Doctor
    But anything past that,
    and it adds to the cost.
[07:16] Doctor
    The burden on the suspension is dispersed
    by the bioframe, so it's fine!
[07:20] Kuroitsu
    You're wrong! Look at these charts!
[07:23] Kuroitsu
    The frequency of replacements suggests
    it's time to reconsider our approach.
[07:27] Kuroitsu
    Isn't that right, Cannon?
[07:28] Kuroitsu
    Your system is the same way, right?
[07:30] Cannon
    O-Oh, I suppose!
[07:33] Doctor
    Not quite, Miss Kuroitsu.
[07:35] Doctor
    Those charts only go up to last year.
[07:38] Doctor
    Cannon uses the renovated 30-Blue,
    which isn't covered in those stats.
[07:45] Cannon
    I'm done for!
[07:47] Cannon
    I'm stuck in a group having a
    conversation way over my head!
[07:52] Cannon
    But since they're talking about
    my hardware, I can't just bow out!
[07:57] Wolf-F
    Get your head outta your
    ass already, snakey girl!
[08:00] Two
    What was that, you sneaky little bitch?!
[08:04] Wolf-F
    I ain't a bitch! They're gonna
     make me a man again!
[08:05] Cannon
    And now they're pressing Wolf's buttons,
    so he won't get involved!
[08:07] One
    Well, you'd better be good-looking.
[08:08] Hydra
    What chocolate are you
    made out of, Miss Melty?
[08:09] Wolf-F
    Manhood ain't all about looks!
[08:10] Three
    You gotta be rich to say crap like that.
[08:10] Cannon
    Senpai! Please get involved
    so I can join your conversation!
[08:11] Wolf-F
    A man don't need money,
    all he needs is dignity.
[08:11] Kuroitsu
    The world of artificial muscles will be
    revolutionized within the next two years...
[08:11] Melty
    This part's dark, and this part's milk...
[08:13] One
    He needs education and
    body language, at least.
[08:15] Melty
    But we're drinking, so I might
    be mostly whiskey bonbons!
[08:16] Doctor
    But the direction of EAPs is still—
[08:19] Camula
    Oh, shut up already! It's too damned loud!
[08:24] Doctor
    Crap!
[08:25] Kuroitsu
    We got so busy arguing...
[08:34] Camula
    I'm always... always so by-the-book...
[08:39] Camula
    I guess that's why everyone always avoids me.
[08:42] Camula
    But that's my job, so... what else can I do?
[08:46] Doctor
    She's a weepy drunk?!
[08:48] Kuroitsu
    I thought monsters couldn't get drunk!
[08:50] Adamant
    No, this always happens.
[08:54] Adamant
    Lady Camula gets drunk
    on the party atmosphere.
[08:56] Wolf-F
    Hey, whazzis?
[08:58] Wolf-F
    Who went'n made Lady Camula cry, eh?
[09:01] Wolf-F
    G'won, fess up!
[09:04] Doctor
    He's drunk on the atmosphere, too!
[09:06] Doctor
    I thought he was acting strangely...
[09:09] Cannon
    Listen up, assholes!
[09:11] Cannon
    If this plate represents our organization,
[09:13] Cannon
    the chicken represents the
    Development Department!
[09:15] Cannon
    And we monsters are the lemon slices!
[09:19] Kuroitsu
    Now Cannon's making weird metaphors
    about objects in the room!
[09:23] Doctor
    And I can't figure out what
    point he's trying to make!
[09:26] Melty
    Yeah, I hear that.
[09:28] Melty
    You're so right.
[09:30] Melty
    I totally feel you.
[09:31] Kuroitsu
    And Melty's just nodding along to be polite!
[09:37] One
    I'm lonely, too! I'm lonely deep down, too!
[09:39] Two
    Oh, this is hilarious!
[09:40] One
    I'm never alone, but sometimes
    I look up and I think... why?
[09:42] Three
    Would you just listen already?!
[09:42] Two
    Are you crying? That's not alcohol?
     Should I lick it off?
[09:43] Four
    You got a problem with
    how I'm drinkin, buddy?!
[09:44] Three
    And it ain't just you! Nobody listens to me!
[09:45] Three
    You all just talk over me and... damn it!
[09:47] Four
    C'mon, pour! Keep it comin'!
[09:47] Kuroitsu
    A weepy drunk, a happy drunk,
    an angry drunk, and a mean drunk!
[09:52] Kuroitsu
    Hydra's got the full set!
[09:57] Camula
    I'm just so... I'm just so...
[10:00] Wolf-F
    Hey, keep it comin'!
[10:00] Camula
    Everyone hates me so much,
    and I try to get along, but...
[10:02] WolfF
    The heck? What's this meat?
    Whatever, drinkin' parties're fun!
[10:02] Adamant
    I'll take the check, please.
[10:05] Adamant
    Bill it to "Agastia," if you please.
[10:05] Hydra
    Sister Four, you hold your alcohol well!
     Stop it, sisters!
[10:08] Mizuki
    C-Certainly...
[10:08] One
    Gonna barf. No, I'm fine...
[10:08] Four
    Thanks, Matsu! You're the
    only one who's nice to me!
[10:10] Kuroitsu
    He wants to take advantage of
    Lady Camula's drunken state
[10:12] Two
    Hey, what's taking so long?
    Let's keep drinking!
[10:12] Kuroitsu
    to charge it to the company account!
[10:13] Melty
    I'm not drunk!
[10:14] Melty
    Oh, listen to you!
SIGN    Pub
    Azamino
SIGN    Welcome
[10:16] Melty
    Well, I guess I am drunk,
    but I'm not really drunk!
[10:16] Wolf-F
    Keep those drinks a-comin'!
[10:29] Wolf-F
    Last thing I remember was
    going to the drinking party.
[10:33] Wolf-F
    What happened... after that?
[10:36] Wolf-F
    I don't recognize this room.
[10:43] Wolf-F
    Hang on, is this... a morning-after scene?!
[10:46] Wolf-F
    Did I cross the line with someone?
[10:52] Wolf-F
    Miss Kuroitsu?
SIGN    MAGNETIC ORE MONSTER
[11:02] sign
    m 57 101 l 259 101 259 118 189 147 58 148
SIGN    Generates powerful magnetic fields to draw in or repel metal.
     It's fairly effective, but priority was given to health effects
     rather than combat use.
[11:02] sign
    m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN    MAGNETIC FIELD GENERATION
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
[11:08] Wolf-F
    Did... Did Miss Kuroitsu
    take me home last night?
[11:13] Wolf-F
    What do I do?
[11:14] Wolf-F
    Or... what did I do?
[11:16] Wolf-F
    What did I do last night?!
[11:17] Wolf-F
    I can't freaking remember!
[11:21] Wolf-F
    What happened?!
[11:23] Kuroitsu
    Morning...
[11:25] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie Boy... gotta get
    along with people, or...
[11:28] Wolf-F
    Miss Kuroitsu!
[11:33] Wolf-F
    She is not a morning person.
[11:37] Kuroitsu
    You wouldn't wake up,
    so I took you home with me.
[11:42] Kuroitsu
    Someone had to do it,
    and my place was closest.
[11:46] Wolf-F
    I dunno what to say to that, but...
[11:48] Wolf-F
    Sorry.
[11:50] Kuroitsu
    You should be.
[11:51] Kuroitsu
    You really need to try to tone it down.
[11:54] Kuroitsu
    You monsters are really strong.
[11:56] Wolf-F
    But these pajamas... Did you...
[11:59] Kuroitsu
    Yeah, I put them on you.
[12:02] Kuroitsu
    I wiped you down, too.
[12:04] Wolf-F
    G-Give me a break!
[12:06] Kuroitsu
    C'mon, don't sweat it.
[12:08] Kuroitsu
    I saw you naked plenty when
    we were first growing you.
[12:13] Wolf-F
    That ain't the issue here!
[12:16] Kuroitsu
    Calm down. There's no harm done.
[12:18] Wolf-F
    There's plenty of harm done!
    To my pride, for one thing!
[12:22] Kuroitsu
    Well, what was I supposed to?
[12:24] Kuroitsu
    I had to wash your clothes.
[12:27] Kuroitsu
    Anyway, we have today off, right?
[12:29] Kuroitsu
    Why don't we head out for a bit?
[12:31] Wolf-F
    I'm not gonna say no to that, but...
[12:33] Kuroitsu
    I'll lend you some clothes, then.
[12:36] Wolf-F
    Lately I've... really been wondering.
[12:39] Wolf-F
    Does Miss Kuroitsu think of me as...
[12:43] Wolf-F
    Why do I have to wear a skirt again?!
[12:46] Kuroitsu
    I just thought it might look better on you.
[12:49] Wolf-F
    From an aesthetic point of view, sure...
[12:52] Wolf-F
    But havin' it open down there freaks me out!
[12:54] Wolf-F
    Anything could happen!
[12:55] Kuroitsu
    You sound like a boy in women's clothing.
[12:58] Wolf-F
    Well, that's basically what's happening here!
[13:01] Kuroitsu
    I'm an only child, so seeing you
    like this makes me a little happy.
[13:06] Kuroitsu
    Maybe this is what it'd feel like...
     to have a little sister.
[13:09] Wolf-F
    Little sister?!
[13:11] Kuroitsu
    Yeah, a little sister.
[13:12] Wolf-F
    At least make me a little brother!
[13:15] Kuroitsu
    C'mon, c'mon!
[13:19] Wolf-F
    It's not really the clothing I mind so much.
[13:24] Wolf-F
    I just... I hate it when Miss Kuroitsu
    treats me like a little girl.
[13:30] Wolf-F
    But... I don't know why...
[13:36] Wolf-F
    A rooftop garden!
[13:39] Wolf-F
    I've never been to one before!
[13:41] Kuroitsu
    Isn't the fresh air great?
SIGN    Handmade Udon
    Dashimochi House
[13:44] Kuroitsu
    The udon here is really good.
[13:47] Kuroitsu
    Let's have some.
[13:48] Wolf-F
    Sure!
[13:50] lady
    Here you go.
[13:53] Wolf-F
    Now that I think about it,
[13:55] Wolf-F
    I don't know much about
    Miss Kuroitsu's life outside of work.
[14:06] Wolf-F
    This is great!
[14:07] Kuroitsu
    Right?
[14:09] Kuroitsu
    Listen to me, Wolfie boy.
[14:10] kid
    Mama, I want noodles, too!
[14:11] Kuroitsu
    You need to always have a corner of
    your mind cooking up monster ideas,
[14:13] mom
    Come on!
[14:15] Kuroitsu
    or they won't come out when you need them.
[14:17] Kuroitsu
    So when I'm sitting out in a
    big public space like this,
[14:21] Kuroitsu
    watching the ordinary people
    go about their lives...
[14:24] Kuroitsu
    I start getting ideas, like,
    "How could I genetically alter him?"
[14:26] Kuroitsu
    or, "What kind of creature
    could I combine her with?"
[14:31] Wolf-F
    She sounds kinda psychopathic right now.
[14:35] Kuroitsu
    Of course, human modification
    is forbidden at Agastia,
[14:39] Kuroitsu
    so those ideas are just a
    springboard for other things.
[14:42] Wolf-F
    Should you really be thinking so much about
    work on your days off, Miss Kuroitsu?
[14:46] Kuroitsu
    Shouldn't I?
[14:48] Wolf-F
    I play games and sleep and
    stuff on my days off.
[14:52] Wolf-F
    And sometimes I do karaoke.
[14:55] Kuroitsu
    I guess I have been kind
    of a workaholic lately.
[15:00] Kuroitsu
    But I do want to be an executive, after all.
[15:03] Kuroitsu
    I really need to push myself
    to earn that big score.
[15:07] Wolf-F
    You're serious about being an executive?!
[15:10] Kuroitsu
    Of course I am.
[15:11] Kuroitsu
    That's why I put in face time
    at the factories.
[15:14] Kuroitsu
    I'm the kind of person who needs a
    concrete goal to give a job my all.
[15:17] Kuroitsu
    I have to keep upping my game
    if I want to reach my goal.
[15:21] Kuroitsu
    I've been at the Development Department
    for a while because it's understaffed,
[15:24] Kuroitsu
    but I might end up in another
    department someday.
[15:29] Kuroitsu
    So I'd like to mentor you about
    monster development while I can.
[15:33] Kuroitsu
    Sorry, I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
[15:36] Wolf-F
    Okay...
[15:40] Wolf-F
    I really didn't know anything
    about Miss Kuroitsu.
[15:47] Wolf-F
    I can't let her keep dismissing
    me as a little sister.
[15:49] Wolf-F
    I need to become the kind
    of man she'll really see!
[15:53] manA
    Hey, excuse me.
[15:55] manA
    Your companion said she needed your help.
[15:59] Wolf-F
    Huh? Really?
[16:01] manB
    Sounded like she was havin' an issue.
[16:03] Wolf-F
    Gotcha. Where is she?
[16:08] Wolf-F
    Uh, this is a dead end.
[16:11] Wolf-F
    Where's Miss Kuroitsu?
[16:13] manA
    Hold on, now, monster girl.
[16:16] manA
    We just wanna have a little fun...
     just you and us.
[16:20] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie!
[16:22] Kuroitsu
    You can't just run off with strangers.
[16:25] manB
    Hold on a minute, now.
[16:27] manB
    You wanna join in, girlie?
[16:29] manB
    The girls say we're really good at this.
[16:33] Wolf-F
    Wait, are they looking to score?
[16:35] Wolf-F
    Are these guys hitting on me?!
[16:37] Wolf-F
    How stupid are they?
[16:40] Wolf-F
    Hang on a minute!
[16:41] Wolf-F
    This might be my chance!
[16:42] Wolf-F
    If I take these guys out
    and save Miss Kuroitsu...
[16:46] Kuroitsu
    You're so cool, Wolfie boy!
[16:49] Wolf-F
    That's it!
[16:52] Wolf-F
    Okay...
[16:53] Wolf-F
    Let's just keep it non-fatal.
[16:56] manB
    Well? Sounds fun, right?
[16:58] Wolf-F
    Now!
[17:12] Wolf-F
    Miss... Kuroitsu?
[17:14] Kuroitsu
    You've gotta be careful, Wolfie boy.
[17:17] Kuroitsu
    Lots of guys out there will
    go after monster girls.
[17:21] Kuroitsu
    Since they can't press
    charges if things go badly.
[17:23] Wolf-F
    H-Huh?
[17:25] Wolf-F
    I thought you were a scientist, Miss Kuroitsu!
[17:28] Wolf-F
    How'd you get so damn tough?!
[17:30] Kuroitsu
    Well, I can't afford to be weaker
    than the executive monsters.
[17:35] Kuroitsu
    Come on, let's get going!
[17:36] Kuroitsu
    I was really holding back there,
    so they'll be waking up soon!
[17:40] Kuroitsu
    Earlier, I said you were like a little
    sister... but I think I was wrong.
[17:47] Kuroitsu
    The way I find myself worrying about you...
[17:51] Kuroitsu
    I can't say I'm speaking
    from experience, but...
[17:56] Kuroitsu
    You're not my little sister.
[17:57] Kuroitsu
    I think you're more like my daughter!
[18:02] Kuroitsu
    I am your creator, after all!
[18:04] Narrator
    Wolf's feelings about Miss Kuroitsu
    grew more complicated that day.
[18:11] Wolf-F
    At least let me be your son!
[18:13] Narrator
    Hang in there, Wolf!
[18:21] Mizuki
    Um... Miss Matsuyama?
[18:24] Matsuyama
    Yeah?
[18:25] Mizuki
    What drew you to this line of work?
[18:28] Matsuyama
    The pay's good.
[18:30] Matsuyama
    And they feed us, most times.
[18:32] Mizuki
    Is that all?!
[18:35] Matsuyama
    Yeah, that's all.
[18:36] Matsuyama
    Something on your mind?
[18:38] Matsuyama
    If you're having a problem,
    I can pass it up the chain.
[18:41] Mizuki
    Well... it's pretty dangerous work.
[18:44] Mizuki
    I don't think it's the kind of
    job women should be doing.
[18:46] Mizuki
    And... we lose all the time.
[18:49] Matsuyama
    Hang on. Do you want to win?
[18:51] Mizuki
    Wait... Can we win?!
[18:54] sign
    Top Secret Documents
    Read Before Coming On-Site
[18:54] Matsuyama
    Here's the rundown on tomorrow's job.
[18:57] Mizuki
    Shirakawa City in Fukushima Prefecture...
[19:00] Mizuki
    Organization... Dice?
[19:02] Matsuyama
    Here's our opponent, Dharuriser.
[19:05] Matsuyama
    He's just a dude in a suit.
[19:07] Mizuki
    Just a dude?
[19:09] Matsuyama
    His motif is the Daruma doll, and he
    gets up every time he's knocked down.
[19:12] Matsuyama
    Hence, Dharuriser.
SIGN    I'll do it myself! 
    Stand up again, for our children's future!
[19:13] Matsuyama
    He's not a cyborg, and he
    doesn't wear a power suit.
[19:17] Matsuyama
    He's just a failed actor in a costume.
SIGN    A young man who dreamed of being
     an actor, but had to give up on his
     dream and go back to the country.
     Good with his hands and used to making
     costumes from his time in theater,
     he created Dharuriser.
SIGN    Akihiro Tachi / Dharuriser
[19:20] Mizuki
    So we're fighting a cosplayer?
[19:23] Matsuyama
    With an opponent like this...
[19:24] Mizuki
    ...we might just win!
[19:30] Matsuyama
    Dharuriser's motto is,
    "Fall seven times, get up eight!"
[19:33] Matsuyama
    Logic dictates that if we can get
    up nine times, we can beat him!
[19:37] Matsuyama
    To fight, you need passion!
    For passion, you need stamina!
[19:40] Matsuyama
    You need the stamina to
    rise again nine times!
[19:43] Mizuki
    I will!
[19:45] Matsuyama
    If you want your dream to come true,
    you need to be able to picture that dream!
[19:50] Mizuki
    My dream...
[19:53] Mizuki
    I...
[19:55] Mizuki
    I will beat a hero!
[19:57] Mizuki
    To do that... I'll stand up nine times!
[20:02] Matsuyama
    The big fight's tomorrow!
[20:04] Matsuyama
    Strike hard, for tomorrow!
[20:07] Matsuyama
    Strike hard!
[20:09] Matsuyama
    Strike hard!
[20:24] Dharuriser
    Guardian of Shirakawa...
[20:27] Dharuriser
    Dharuriser!
SIGN    Special Thanks to This Episode's
     Local Heroes!
SIGN    Dharuriser
SIGN    Dharuriser
SIGN    Theme Song of Dharuriser
SIGN    Lyrics by: Itona Shiki  Music by: Aizawa
SIGN    These heroes are 
    not a work of fiction!
    They really exist!
[22:00] combatants
    Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!
[22:10] Mizuki
    So achy... Can't move...
[22:18] Mizuki
    Hey... Did we win?
[22:21] Dharuriser
    No matter how many times I fall,
     I'll get up again!
[22:32] Mizuki
    Thank goo—
[22:33] Dharuriser
    Again and again... I'll get up!
[22:51] Mizuki
    He's finally down—
[22:53] Dharuriser
    I am a hero.
[22:56] Dharuriser
    I am a hero!
[22:59] Dharuriser
    I won't give up.
[23:01] Dharuriser
    I won't give up!
[23:04] Dharuriser
    No matter how many times...
    No matter how many times...
[23:07] Mizuki
    Heroes are... Heroes are...
[23:10] Dharuriser
    No matter how many times I fall...
[23:11] Dharuriser
    I'll get up again!
[23:13] Mizuki
    Heroes are...
[23:15] Dharuriser
    I am a hero!
[23:21] Mizuki
    I can't even get up once.
[23:24] Matsuyama
    Yeah, same.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
    Next time... keep watching, okay?
SIGN    The Sheer Malevolence of the Denizens that Dwell in the Castle of the Dead Seeds Mutual Fear and Hostility  Among Their Wicked Ranks