E5 - Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon

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[00:01] Narrator
    As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
    so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
    Narrator
[00:03] sign
    Seikoh Senoo
[00:05] Narrator
    But behind this eternal
    clash of good and evil,
[00:08] Narrator
    there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:20] Arachne
    Oh?
[00:21] Arachne
    To reach the alternate world campaign citadel
    that I wove between dimensions is no easy feat.
SIGN    Dimension Shifting Executive
    Weaver Monster Arachne
[00:29] Arachne
    And this little guest is not even
    one of our hated hero rivals...
[00:32] Arachne
    It's one of our own.
[00:35] Arachne
    How very amusing!
[00:38] Arachne
    What brings you here, then?
[00:40] Kuroitsu
    Your stamp...
[00:43] Kuroitsu
    I've come here to get your
    stamp on these documents!
SIGN    — Episode 5 —
    
    Saved by a Smile from the 
    
    Deadly Price Typically Extracted 
    
    through Deals with Monsters
    
    That Dwell in the Deep like a
    
    True Ring of Solomon
[02:21] Kuroitsu
    Our request for new equipment
    finally went through, Doctor!
[02:25] Doctor
    Yes! The repeated submissions
    paid off, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN    Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
    Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[02:30] Doctor
    This will let us expand our
    research to new materials!
[02:33] Doctor
    And if we get results,
    we might even get a staff boost!
SIGN    Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
    New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[02:36] Wolf-F
    Why the way, Doctor,
    what's a whatever-approval form?
[02:41] Doctor
    Oh, he did mention a
    collective approval form.
[02:46] Doctor
    Crap.
[02:48] Doctor
    Of course. We have to get that, too.
[02:51] Doctor
    A stamp of approval from
    each of the executives...
[02:55] Kuroitsu
    Hey, that's no big deal.
    Wolfie boy and I can split the job.
[03:00] Kuroitsu
    We already have Lord Megistus's approval,
[03:03] Kuroitsu
    so it's just a formality, right?
[03:04] Doctor
    Well... I hope so.
[03:10] Camula
    New equipment, eh?
[03:12] Camula
    I have no personal objections to it.
SIGN    Pluripotent Cellular Executive
    Immortal Camula
[03:14] Camula
    But I admit to being wary of
    anything you bring before me.
[03:17] Kuroitsu
    Oh, don't be like that!
[03:18] Kuroitsu
    We're friends, aren't we, Lady Camula?
[03:22] Camula
    Very well.
[03:26] Camula
    But we really should change up
    this inefficient nonsense soon.
[03:31] Kuroitsu
    Inefficient? How so?
[03:35] Camula
    Kuroitsu, are you aware of what it means
[03:38] Camula
    to seek out all of the executives?
[03:45] Wolf-F
    He's here, but he's not?
[03:47] Assistant
    You're here for Lord Eldridge, right?
[03:50] Assistant
    He's planning right now.
[03:52] Wolf-F
    "Planning"?
[03:54] Narrator
    Scientific Advisor Executive Eldridge
    possesses a truly startling ability.
SIGN    Scientific Advisor Executive
    Eldridge
[04:00] Narrator
    This ability, known as
    the Philadelphia Plan,
[04:03] Narrator
    allows him to make himself
    completely undetectable
[04:05] Narrator
    to denizens of our plane of existence.
[04:09] Assistant
    Lord Eldridge is doing sustained
    testing of his ability,
[04:14] Assistant
    so it can be difficult to get
    in touch with him at times.
[04:17] Assistant
    Oh, maybe now...
[04:19] Wolf-F
    Lord Eldridge! Will you please...
[04:24] Wolf-F
    How long will he be at this?
[04:27] Assistant
    His previous record was a week,
[04:30] Assistant
    but it varies, so...
[04:34] Kuroitsu
    Excuse me. Have you seen this person?
[04:37] Kuroitsu
    I believe he has a stronghold nearby.
[04:40] lady
    My, what a curious character!
[04:43] Shige
    Afraid I haven't seen him.
[04:46] lady
    Shige dear, didn't you see a great creature
    flying off toward that mountain?
[04:50] Shige
    Oh, yes.
[04:54] Kuroitsu
    Why are executives so insistent on
    having their own personal lairs?
[05:00] Narrator
    Curse Dragon Executive Fáfnir guards a special
    treasure that puts a curse on its owner.
SIGN    Curse Dragon Executive
    Fáfnir
[05:07] Narrator
    Because of this, his lair lies deep in the
    mountains, away from human settlements.
[05:27] Wolf-F
    I was able to pull your surveillance
    station's location from HQ,
[05:30] Wolf-F
    but I didn't expect it to be this far down.
SIGN    Aqueous Combat Executive
    Kraken
[05:34] Kraken
    Your ability to dive so
    deep without equipment
[05:37] Kraken
    proves to me that you're a monster.
[05:40] Kraken
    But what proof do I have that 
    you're an Agastia monster?
[05:44] Wolf-F
    Actually, I just need your stamp on this—
[05:46] Kraken
    I, Kraken, pride myself on my status
    as Agastia's most cautious monster.
[05:53] Kraken
    That is why they placed me in
    charge of this observatory.
[05:59] Kraken
    I will now investigate you... thoroughly.
[06:06] Wolf-F
    D-Don't tell me...
[06:08] Wolf-F
    No!
[06:12] Kraken
    Please fill out your name,
    address, age, blood type,
[06:17] Kraken
    ID number, and production code,
[06:20] Kraken
    as well as favorite sayings,
    least favorite foods,
[06:23] Kraken
    first CD ever bought, personal motto,
[06:26] Kraken
    preference in a partner, favorite magazine,
[06:29] Kraken
    and which foot you use first
    to step into the bath.
[06:34] Wolf-F
    Uh?
[06:35] Kraken
    I'll cross-check the information with
    headquarters and verify your identity.
[06:39] Kraken
    Only then will we discuss work.
[06:42] Wolf-F
    Um... could you at least
    let me get changed first?
[06:47] Narrator
    He received the approval
    stamp two days later.
[06:59] Jaguar
    You've fought your way through
    my impregnable Jaguar Base
[07:03] Jaguar
    and reached me at last, Kuroitsu!
[07:07] Jaguar
    Your physical prowess is
    impressive... for a human.
SIGN    Force of Power Executive
    Warrior of Jaguar
[07:12] Jaguar
    You have my foremost appreciation!
[07:15] Kuroitsu
    Well, thanks...
[07:17] Kuroitsu
    But that language really
    isn't acceptable nowadays.
[07:20] Jaguar
    What, really?!
[07:22] Jaguar
    Sorry!
[07:24] Jaguar
    But don't expect to receive
    my stamp so easily.
[07:28] Jaguar
    If you can land a single blow against me,
[07:31] Jaguar
    then I shall grant my approval to your form!
[07:33] Kuroitsu
    Very well.
[07:35] Kuroitsu
    I've got a lot of stress built
    up that I'm ready to vent.
[07:42] Kuroitsu
    But if I defeat you, Lord Jaguar...
[07:44] Kuroitsu
    Grant me an executive's seat!
[07:47] Jaguar
    You'll have to defeat me first!
[07:49] Kuroitsu
    Prepare yourself!
[08:00] Uncle
    I prepared this just for you.
[08:03] Uncle
    The champagne even matches your hair.
[08:06] Wolf-F
    Um, all I need is your stamp, actually.
[08:10] Uncle
    No need to rush, now.
[08:13] Uncle
    I reserved the entire restaurant for
    these private moments with you...
[08:18] Uncle
    Miss Bete.
[08:19] Wolf-F
    "Miss Bete"?
[08:21] Wolf-F
    You're a well-connected guy.
    You've gotta know my history!
[08:25] Uncle
    Oh, I'm well aware.
SIGN    Strategic Intelligence Executive
    Long-range Uncle
[08:28] Uncle
    Should it bother me?
[08:30] Wolf-F
    Okay, I get it.
[08:32] Wolf-F
    You've got "long-ranging"...
[08:33] Wolf-F
    Or I guess, wide-ranging interests?
[08:36] Wolf-F
    I've heard all the rumors.
[08:38] Wolf-F
    You've had conquests among
    all the female monsters.
[08:42] Uncle
    Oh.
[08:43] Uncle
    You mean... like this?
[08:49] Wolf-F
    He barely touched me,
    but suddenly I can't move!
[08:54] Uncle
    The muscular system is
    highly interconnected, you see.
[08:57] Uncle
    And in man-made beings like monsters,
    it's even easier to control.
[09:04] Wolf-F
    Crud... if this keeps up, I...
[09:14] Uncle
    How do you feel?
[09:15] Uncle
    Did that remove a bit of your stress?
[09:18] Wolf-F
    Hey... my joints do feel a lot looser!
[09:24] Uncle
    It seems you've become one of my conquests.
[09:29] Uncle
    And I've stamped your form, as well.
[09:31] Wolf-F
    Lord Uncle! Thank you so much!
[09:35] Uncle
    Please. No need to thank me.
[09:38] Wolf-F
    But you also freaking pissed me off,
    so is it all right if I pop you one?
[09:44] Uncle
    Women frequently tell me that.
[09:46] Uncle
    But only one.
[09:48] Wolf-F
    All right!
[09:51] Uncle
    Truly, women are a difficult breed!
SIGN    Collective Approval Form
SIGN    Collective Approval Form
SIGN    Collective Approval Form
[10:01] Kuroitsu
    It's done!
[10:03] Wolf-F
    We got all the stamps!
[10:05] Kuroitsu
    Ow, ow, ow...
[10:08] Wolf-F
    You okay, Miss Kuroitsu?
[10:10] Kuroitsu
    I'll give Lord Jaguar one thing:
    he doesn't hold back.
[10:14] Kuroitsu
    But I'll get a rematch some day!
[10:16] Kuroitsu
    You okay, Wolfie boy?
[10:18] Kuroitsu
    Lord Uncle didn't take
    advantage of you, did he?
[10:21] Wolf-F
    H-Hell no!
[10:22] Doctor
    Great work, you two!
[10:24] Doctor
    But no more stamp rallies for us, right?
[10:27] Wolf-F
    Freakin' seriously!
[10:32] Kuroitsu
    Yes? Monster Development Department.
[10:35] GA
    This is General Affairs.
[10:37] GA
    Glad to talk to you.
[10:40] Kuroitsu
    Glad to talk to you, too.
[10:42] GA
    We checked over the paperwork
    you filed earlier,
[10:45] GA
    and we noticed that two of the stamps
    you submitted weren't approval stamps,
[10:49] GA
    and one had the wrong year on it.
[10:52] GA
    Could you resubmit the forms, please?
[10:59] both
    Hell no!
[10:59] both
    Hell no!
[11:05] Narrator
    This became the impetus for Agastia's
    project approval forms going all-digital.
SIGN    COSMIC FELINE MONSTER, MEW
[11:10] sign
    m 57 101 l 242 100 258 121 249 137 259 143 259 159 57 160
SIGN    Black Lore's flagship model monster, created with cutting-edge
     technology and a generous budget. Her hobby is to tease
    flustered and unconfident young people and observe the
     changes in their mental state, but her creator insists that 
    wasn't part of her concept.
[11:10] sign
    m 60 203 l 238 202 239 223 60 223
SIGN    SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN    FIRES PRETTY DARN AWESOME BEAMS, MEW
SIGN    POWER
SIGN    SPEED
SIGN    ENDURANCE
SIGN    COST
    PERFORMANCE
SIGN    INTELLIGENCE
SIGN    TECHNIQUE
SIGN    STRONG, MEW
SIGN    AWESOME, MEW
    WANNA SEE, MEW...?
SIGN    FAST, MEW
SIGN    MWAHAHA
SIGN    SOFT, MEW
SIGN    TOTALLY NOT
     CHEAP, MEW
[11:13] Mizuki
    Please take one!
[11:15] Mizuki
    Please take one!
[11:17] Mizuki
    Please take one!
[11:19] Mizuki
    Please...
[11:23] Mizuki
    Come on, guys... You can take
    a tissue pack, can't you?
[11:27] Mizuki
    At least a hero would've given me a
    punch in the face for my trouble.
SIGN    We'll buy up all  your old memories!!!
[11:30] Mizuki
    Please take one!
[11:44] Wolf-F
    I'm back.
[11:52] Wolf-F
    Who's this guy?
[11:54] Kuroitsu
    Welcome back, Wolfie boy.
[11:56] Kuroitsu
    We're about to have a visitor,
    so you'll want to get ready.
[11:59] Wolf-F
    A visitor?
[12:00] Wolf-F
    And it's not this du—uh, this gentleman?
[12:04] Kuroitsu
    Actually, that's the doctor.
[12:16] Wolf-F
    Why's he such a pretty boy type?!
[12:18] Wolf-F
    It's kinda pissin' me off!
[12:20] Kuroitsu
    Not fair, is it?
[12:22] Kuroitsu
    Keeping looks like that hidden all day...
[12:26] Doctor
    This is a lot to say to a guy's face, you two.
[12:30] Wolf-F
    So what's got you lookin' like that today?
[12:34] Doctor
    I can't exactly wear my AR goggles
    when we're meeting a guest.
[12:42] Wolf-F
    Who's there?!
[12:46] Wolf-F
    Who the hell are you?
[12:48] Koharu
    I've graced you with my presence.
[12:51] Koharu
    But what a disappointing welcome, Agastia!
SIGN    Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department
    Head of Research   Koharu Hoen
[12:54] Koharu
    We are Secret Society: Black Lore!
[12:58] Koharu
    The future of world domination is ours!
[13:02] Koharu
    Bow before me, miserable swine!
[13:05] Kuroitsu
    It's so good to have you, Dr. Hoen.
[13:08] Kuroitsu
    I'm Kuroitsu, development assistant
    and combat supervisor.
[13:14] Doctor
    And I'm the doctor here, Sadamaki.
[13:17] Elbucky
    Doctor! Your intro totally bombed there, mew!
[13:20] Elbucky
    What a professional failure, mew!
[13:24] Elbucky
    Hey, little wolf girl!
    Sorry 'bout that, mew!
[13:27] Elbucky
    I didn't wanna do it, but the doctor made me
    rehearse her intro with her three times, so—
SIGN    Cosmic Feline Monster
     Elbucky
[13:32] Koharu
    Be quiet, Bucky!
[13:34] Koharu
    No self-respecting evil organization
    goes through polite introductions!
[13:38] Koharu
    I am Dr. Koharu Hoen of Black Lore.
[13:42] Koharu
    Remember that name.
[13:43] Elbucky
    And I'm Elbucky, mew!
[13:45] Elbucky
    Nice ta meetcha, mew!
[13:47] Wolf-F
    Isn't Black Lore...
[13:50] (Flashback) White
    I am the mighty White Alligator
    from Secret Society: Black Lore!
[13:54] Wolf-F
    You're the guys who made
    that alligator jerk!
[13:56] Wolf-F
    But we brought him back to life and—
[13:58] Kuroitsu
    Wolfie boy! Let's not say
    any more than we have to.
[14:02] Kuroitsu
    Nothing we might regret, you know?
[14:06] Koharu
    Did you really think you
    could put one over on us?
[14:10] Koharu
    You may have toyed with his memory,
[14:11] Koharu
    but your deceit became obvious
    with a moment's investigation!
[14:13] Wolf-F
    So, what? You're here to apologize?
[14:17] Elbucky
    Nah, mew.
[14:18] Elbucky
    We couldn't report to the higher-ups
[14:20] Elbucky
    that he picked a fight with a rival
    organization and got torn to shreds, mew.
[14:23] Elbucky
    We came to get our stories straight, mew.
[14:26] Koharu
    Precisely.
[14:28] Koharu
    It's in our interest to save face, as well.
[14:31] Koharu
    And...
[14:32] Koharu
    It has been some time, Sadamaki.
[14:35] Doctor
    Oh, yeah.
[14:36] Doctor
    Since the meetup last year, right?
[14:38] Kuroitsu
    What? Do you two know each other?
[14:41] Koharu
    Of course we do. We were classmates.
[14:47] Kuroitsu
    Classmates with the doctor...
[14:49] Kuroitsu
    You're older than me?
[14:50] Koharu
    I find that reaction extremely offensive!
[14:53] Koharu
    Agastia Monster Development Department...
[14:56] Koharu
    You may have had your way 
    with one of our monsters...
[15:00] Koharu
    But don't let that go to your heads!
[15:03] Koharu
    Allow me to announce my creation, Elbucky!
[15:09] Koharu
    Advanced physical abilities
    for close-range combat!
[15:14] Koharu
    Eye beams for long-range combat!
[15:21] Koharu
    A flawless masterpiece made
    with the utmost care,
[15:24] Koharu
    from artificial organs to
    artificial nervous system!
[15:28] Koharu
    Now I'll show you what she can do!
[15:31] Koharu
    Take them, Bucky!
[15:34] Elbucky
    I'm not really feelin' it, mew.
[15:37] Elbucky
    Right, li'l wolf?
[15:39] Wolf-F
    G-Get offa me!
[15:41] Elbucky
    Play nice, mew!
[15:46] Elbucky
    The tension in the body...
    The aversion of the eyes...
[15:50] Elbucky
    I thought this was a girl, but...
[15:53] Elbucky
    It must be...
[15:54] Narrator
    Cosmic Feline Monster Elbucky
    is Black Lore's flagship model,
[15:59] Narrator
    with superior specs, but...
[16:01] Narrator
    a highly problematic disposition.
[16:04] Elbucky
    He's a virgin boy!
[16:06] Elbucky
    What's your name? Age? Preference
    in a partner? Favorite magazine?
[16:10] Elbucky
    Which foot do you use first
    to step into the bath?!
[16:14] Wolf-F
    What's with her?
[16:15] Wolf-F
    Her whole vibe's totally changed!
[16:17] Koharu
    Take this seriously already!
[16:19] Doctor
    Did you just come here to
    brag about your monster?
[16:23] Koharu
    I certainly did.
[16:25] Koharu
    After all, Black Lore and Agastia operate...
[16:28] Koharu
    on completely different scales!
[16:29] Koharu
    With completely different budgets!
[16:31] Koharu
    With completely different ambitions!
[16:34] Koharu
    No matter how talented you might be,
     you can never beat me!
[16:38] Elbucky
    Dr. Sadamaki beat her in
    every test back in school.
[16:43] Elbucky
    Some women just can't drop all
    that baggage from their youth, mew.
[16:48] Koharu
    Don't go feeding them personal information!
[16:50] Koharu
    It's a violation of our code of conduct!
[16:53] Elbucky
    Monsters are product, mew.
[16:56] Elbucky
    Personnel rules don't apply to us, mew.
[16:58] Kuroitsu
    I see...
[16:59] Kuroitsu
    So you're a bit like rivals.
[17:02] Kuroitsu
    That's kind of neat!
[17:04] Koharu
    R-Rival? You insult me!
[17:07] Koharu
    I'm the more talented by far!
SIGN    Secret Society: Black Lore  Monster Development Department Head Researcher
[17:11] Koharu
    After all, I'm not merely a doctor
    in my development department.
[17:15] Koharu
    I'm the* head researcher*!
[17:18] Kuroitsu
    Head?!
[17:19] Elbucky
    Obsessing over titles is
    such a bad look, mew.
[17:24] Kuroitsu
    The finest Dong Ding Oolong tea and our
    prized traditional Japanese sweets set.
[17:29] Kuroitsu
    I hope you enjoy them!
[17:31] Koharu
    My!
[17:32] Doctor
    I don't care about your title, myself.
[17:35] Doctor
    It's clear from your monsters that
    you've really come a long way.
[17:41] Doctor
    You've always been talented, Miss Hoen.
SIGN    Hoen really sucks, huh?
SIGN    Totally lol
SIGN    Sooo stuck up
SIGN    She thinks she's
     better than everyone
SIGN    lol screw her
SIGN    No wonder she's always alone
SIGN    Duh, she has no friends
SIGN    She thinks she's
     better than everyone
[17:51] Classmate A
    She's always on her own, right?
[17:53] (Flashback) Doctor
    You're far more talented than any of them.
[17:54] Classmate B
    Totally. Want to try to talk to her?
[18:01] (Flashback) Doctor
    Don't let it bother you.
[18:03] (Flashback) Doctor
    Once you're out of school,
    it'll all become clear.
[18:13] Koharu
    How kind of you to notice.
[18:15] Koharu
    There's not a single respect
    in which I could lose to you!
[18:19] Camula
    Hey, Development Department.
[18:21] Kuroitsu
    Lady Camula?
[18:23] Camula
    It's Premium Friday.
[18:27] Camula
    Get going by the deadline, okay?
[18:29] Kuroitsu
    Yes, Lady Camula.
[18:31] Koharu
    P-P-P...
[18:33] Koharu
    Premium Friday?
[18:35] Koharu
    What system is that? You invoke its
    name as if it were an ancient spell.
[18:41] Narrator
    Premium Friday is a campaign
[18:43] Narrator
    proposed by the political and economic
    worlds to stimulate consumer spending.
[18:48] Narrator
    Workers may leave early on the last Friday
    of each month to live a more enriching life.
[18:55] Kuroitsu
    Agastia still enforces it, as long
    as it doesn't affect our work.
[19:00] Kuroitsu
    And we're flexible about our shifts
    to make sure everyone gets time off.
[19:03] Koharu
    It can't be true.
[19:05] Koharu
    The value of one's work is based
    on how much overtime one takes.
[19:12] Kuroitsu
    We're actually pretty respectable
    about that kind of thing here, huh?
[19:15] Doctor
    Yeah. And if we do get stuck with
    overtime, we're paid appropriately.
[19:20] Doctor
    Paid vacation requests
    usually get granted, too.
[19:22] Koharu
    What?
[19:24] Koharu
    Black Lore forbids the use of paid vacation.
[19:29] Koharu
    When we work overtime, we're supposed to
    punch our time card at the usual time.
[19:32] Koharu
    Then, so as to avoid outside criticism,
[19:35] Koharu
    we use a secret underground
    tunnel when we do leave.
[19:40] Koharu
    Isn't that our duty as professionals?
[19:43] Kuroitsu
    Oh, right.
[19:45] Kuroitsu
    I've heard rumors that Black Lore
    has huge employee turnover,
[19:48] Kuroitsu
    and quite a few of its employees
    have died from overwork.
[19:51] Doctor
    One of those "black companies"
    you hear about, eh?
[20:01] Koharu
    That... That can't be true!
[20:04] Koharu
    Black Lore is a large and
    marvelous organization!
[20:07] Koharu
    Working for them makes me
    one of life's winners!
[20:11] Koharu
    As long as I remain loyal
    to my organization,
[20:14] Koharu
    victory will always be mine...
[20:17] Koharu
    It is trust in the organization
[20:20] Koharu
    that will pave the way to my future!
[20:25] Kuroitsu
    U-Um... are you okay?
[20:28] Koharu
    Y-Yes.
[20:30] Koharu
    We're leaving, Bucky!
[20:33] Koharu
    Premium Friday...
[20:35] Koharu
    Don't go thinking that's enough to beat me!
[20:38] Elbucky
    Mew!
[20:42] Narrator
    And then, the next day...
[20:46] Koharu
    Kuroitsu, everything you
    heard was a false rumor!
[20:50] Koharu
    Our president told me over and
    over with a beaming smile
[20:52] Koharu
    that working hard is our duty!
[20:55] Koharu
    So I wasn't wrong at all!
[21:01] Narrator
    Those who join a company right out of school
    frequently pretend not to see its faults.
[21:11] Mavel
    Spirit Link!
[21:15] Matsuyama
    Let's get going!
[21:17] Mizuki
    Oga!
[21:18] Mavel
    With the power of the dragon within me,
    I slay evil with a righteous heart!
[21:23] Mavel
    The God of Blue Dragon, Mavel, stands before you!
SIGN    God of Blue Dragon
    Mavel
SIGN    Special Thanks to This Episode's
     Local Heroes!
SIGN    God of Blue Dragon
    Mavel
SIGN    God of Blue Dragon Mavel
    (Character Creation Office WoM-BoX)
SIGN    Theme of God of Blue Dragon Mavel
    
    Release It! God of Blue Dragon Mavel
    
    Artist: Magma
    
    Lyrics/Music by: Hideaki Miake
SIGN    These heroes are 
    not a work of fiction!
    They really exist!
[23:01] Matsuyama
    Oga!
[23:05] Mavel
    Ow!
[23:06] Mizuki
    I hit him?!
[23:07] Mavel
    That doesn't hurt!
[23:09] Mavel
    Take that!
[23:12] Mavel
    God of Blue Dragon Purifying
    Blade: Mavel Katana!
[23:15] Mavel
    Let's make this a fair fight!
[23:18] Mavel
    Come at me!
[23:18] Mizuki
    It's okay... I knew what I was getting into.
[23:22] Mavel
    Evil God banished!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
    "An Unsophisticated Soul
     Tormented by Powers Unseen."
SIGN    An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest  as a Malevolent Beast