# Miss KUROITSU from the Monster Development Department
In a world where good and evil are in constant conflict, there are those who wage unseen battles. Specifically, the development department that churns out the evil monsters that have to fight the good heroes. Located in the deep underground laboratories of Secret Society Agastia, its scientists do more than just research and experiments. They also have to secure development budgets, manage schedules, and gain the approval of executives through the daily battle known as... the presentation!
Touka Kuroitsu works as a rank-and-file researcher at Agastia. With Dr. Sadamaki by her side, can she overcome the many trials thrown her way to create a brilliant hero-slaying monster?! Standing in their way is their mortal enemy, the anonymous but unrivaled transforming hero, Divine Swordsman Blader!
This story chronicles a new perspective from the professionals who fight hard trying to develop a monster that can beat a superhero!
# Season 1
# E1 - She Cried Inside When the Monster to Strike Fear into the Hearts of Men Was Born into the Evil Secret Society Plotting World Domination
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZG5Q2/she-cried-inside-when-the-monster-to-strike-fear-into-the-hearts-of-men-was-born-into-the-evil-secret-society-plotting-world-domination)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:14] Megistus**
O Great Leader of Secret Society: Agastia,
**[00:18] Megistus**
Lady Akashic.
**[00:20] Megistus**
I have come to answer your call.
**[00:23] Akashic**
Welcome, Absolute Zero
Chief of Staff Megistus.
**[00:27] Akashic**
How fare our plans for world domination?
**[00:30] Megistus**
All proceeds according to schedule.
**[00:33] Akashic**
According to schedule?
**[00:35] Akashic**
No quicker than that?
Won't someone beat us to it?
**[00:39] Akashic**
We're not the only organization out
there plotting world domination.
**[00:45] Akashic**
Shouldn't you show a bit more urgency?
**[00:48] Megistus**
Behold!
**[00:50] Megistus**
I have thoroughly analyzed
our rival societies.
**[00:58] Ibaliger**
That's far enough, Jark!
**[00:59] Ibaliger**
Your plans end now!
**[01:03] Ibaliger**
Space-Time Warrior, Ibaliger R!
**[01:07] Megistus**
The evil army known as Jark, which
sought to control Ibaraki Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
**[01:10] Megistus**
was eliminated by Space-Time
Warrior Ibaliger.
**[01:17] Yatsurugi**
Proud warrior Yatsurugi has arrived!
**[01:21] Yatsurugi**
I'll show you my Kisarazu spirit!
**[01:24] Megistus**
Submarine Empire Zaboon, which
lurked unseen in Chiba Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
**[01:28] Megistus**
was destroyed by Phoenix God Yatsurugi.
**[01:33] Tochiongar**
Answering the call of love and justice!
**[01:36] Tochiongar**
I am Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven!
***SIGN*** Bishamondo Honpo
**[01:43] Megistus**
The Serpent King Clan, which once
held Niigata Prefecture in its grasp,
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
**[01:46] Megistus**
was extinguished by
Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven.
**[01:53] Neiger**
I protect the seas! The mountains!
**[01:56] Neiger**
And Akita itself!
**[01:58] Neiger**
The fighter Akita's known for!
**[02:00] Neiger**
Super-God Neiger!
**[02:02] Megistus**
The Dajaku Guild monster association,
once active in Akita Prefecture,
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
**[02:05] Megistus**
was brought to its knees by Super-God Neiger.
**[02:09] Megistus**
Every one of them, stopped in
their tracks by their heroic rivals.
**[02:13] Megistus**
They're unlikely to offer
any meaningful competition.
**[02:17] Akashic**
Yes, excellent.
**[02:19] Akashic**
But Megistus, does Agastia not
struggle with its own hero problem?
**[02:26] Megistus**
A problem no longer.
**[02:28] Megistus**
Our development department is
already preparing a new monster.
**[02:33] Akashic**
Ah.
**[02:34] Akashic**
I hope to see it.
**[02:36] Megistus**
You shall indeed, soon enough.
**[02:39] Megistus**
Yes... a monster so terrifying,
it will shake the world to its core!
**[02:46] Kuroitsu**
Doctor... What you're proposing...
**[02:49] Kuroitsu**
It's too terrifying to comprehend!
**[02:51] Sadamaki**
You needn't be frightened.
**[02:53] Sadamaki**
You need only have faith
in our monster's power.
**[02:57] Kuroitsu**
Y-You can't possibly...
**[03:00] Sadamaki**
As inhuman as it seems, it must be done.
**[03:03] Sadamaki**
Don't you understand? This is our mission!
**[03:10] Kuroitsu**
Doctor...
**[03:12] Kuroitsu**
I just can't do it!
**[03:14] Kuroitsu**
I can't give a presentation
based on a proposal
**[03:16] Kuroitsu**
that you banged out in ten minutes!
**[03:19] Sadamaki**
Gimme a break! I had the
worst creative block ever!
**[03:24] Sadamaki**
But I believe in you, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[03:25] Sadamaki**
You can do this!
**[03:27] Sadamaki**
Give that presentation!
**[03:30] Kuroitsu**
No!
**[05:03] Blader**
Secret Society: Agastia!
**[05:05] Blader**
Your evil deeds end today!
**[05:07] Megistus**
You've shown yourself at last,
Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[05:10] Megistus**
But you won't live to see another sunrise!
**[05:13] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[05:14] sign**
Narrator
**[05:14] sign**
Hiroshi Watari
**[05:15] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[05:18] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[05:20] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
***SIGN*** — Episode 1 —
She Cried Inside When
the Monster to Strike Fear
into the Hearts of Men Was
Born into the Evil Secret Society
Plotting World Domination
***SIGN*** Agastia Front Company Building
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[05:33] Akashic**
Let the presentation of
the new monster begin!
**[05:38] Fenrir**
Today's agenda will begin with a presentation
on the specs of our latest monster,
***SIGN*** Close-Combat Executive
Fenrir
**[05:43] Fenrir**
after which we'll hold Q&A,
and then vote on the proposal.
**[05:49] Fenrir**
If you please.
**[05:50] Kuroitsu**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[05:53] Kuroitsu**
I am Kuroitsu from the Monster
Development Department.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[05:56] Kuroitsu**
Thank you for having me.
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
**[05:58] Kuroitsu**
Please look through the proposal
document I've distributed.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
***SIGN*** Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
**[06:05] Eldridge**
It seems a bit flimsy.
***SIGN*** Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
**[06:08] Kraken**
The last one was ten times longer!
**[06:11] Kuroitsu**
This is perfectly acceptable!
**[06:12] Kuroitsu**
This proposal excises the usual bluster
**[06:14] Kuroitsu**
to present only the necessary elements!
***SIGN*** Polar Research Executive
Salamander
**[06:16] Salamander**
Wait, the other ones were mostly bluster?
**[06:19] Kuroitsu**
Never mind that!
**[06:20] Kuroitsu**
This monster will put an end to our hated rival,
Divine Swordsman Blader, once and for all!
**[06:27] Kuroitsu**
* I wouldn't be in this mess if the doctor*
* hadn't kept stretching out the deadline!*
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[06:34] Sadamaki**
Aren't deadlines just like elastic?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
You can stretch them out *so* much
further than you'd ever expect!
**[06:40] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
But then once in a while,
just like a person's temper,
**[06:43] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
they snap with the most awful bang!
**[06:46] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Then would you get writing already?!
**[06:48] Kuroitsu**
* I've got to fake my way*
* through before they catch on!*
**[06:52] Kuroitsu**
*Or before we put an end to Blader,*
**[06:54] Kuroitsu**
*they'll be putting an end to my salary!*
**[06:58] Kuroitsu**
We've decided to get back to basics
***SIGN*** Fleurety
***SIGN*** Long-range Uncle
**[07:01] Kuroitsu**
and focus on an extremely simple design.
**[07:04] Kuroitsu**
We've purged overly-complicated
structures and gimmicks
**[07:07] Kuroitsu**
to focus on a fearsome and
aggressive outward appearance
**[07:11] Kuroitsu**
that will intimidate Blader
and crush his will to fight.
**[07:15] Kuroitsu**
Behold!
**[07:17] Kuroitsu**
I call it... the Nessie Monster, Nesuo!
***SIGN*** Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
***SIGN*** Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
***SIGN*** Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
***SIGN*** Black Beast Transformation Executive
Skylla
**[07:30] Kuroitsu**
*Oh, no...*
**[07:31] Kuroitsu**
*I can hear it loud and clear!*
**[07:33] Kuroitsu**
* They're all thinking,*
* "Is she trying to insult us?"*
**[07:37] Kuroitsu**
*Oh, Doctor!*
**[07:38] Kuroitsu**
*I know it was a last-minute rush job,*
**[07:40] Kuroitsu**
* but how could you stick me with*
* such an anemic monster design?*
**[07:42] Kuroitsu**
*And yet... I must see it through!*
**[07:46] Kuroitsu**
As you can see, its grand visage perfectly
reflects our organization's status
**[07:51] Kuroitsu**
as a leader in the fight
for world domination!
**[07:52] Amanoiwato**
The hell it does!
***SIGN*** Base Defense Executive
Amanoiwato
***SIGN*** Freezing Combat Executive
Fleurety
**[07:53] Fleurety**
It looks like a stupid mascot suit!
**[07:55] Fleurety**
An old man in a stupid mascot suit!
**[07:57] Kuroitsu**
That's exactly what we were going for!
**[07:59] Kuroitsu**
This strategic design will
make Divine Swordsman Blader
**[08:02] Kuroitsu**
*assume* it's an old man in a mascot suit,
**[08:05] Kuroitsu**
thereby dropping his guard!
***SIGN*** Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
**[08:06] Warrior**
So it *does* look like an old man!
***SIGN*** Secret Agent Executive
Peryton
**[08:08] Peryton**
Didn't you say it had a "fearsome
outward appearance" earlier?
**[08:12] Akashic**
Well, I really like it!
**[08:15] Akashic**
What a cute li'l monstie boy!
**[08:17] Megistus**
No, my lady. This is not acceptable.
**[08:19] Megistus**
It is important to take a
broader view of such things.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[08:22] Megistus**
Questionable judgment
will affect group morale.
**[08:25] Megistus**
However, the presentation
is not yet complete.
**[08:28] Megistus**
Please continue, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[08:31] Kuroitsu**
*It's time!*
**[08:34] Narrator**
* Agastia's most intelligent member*
* and supreme operational authority,*
**[08:38] Narrator**
*Chief of Staff Megistus.*
**[08:40] Narrator**
* Due to always putting in triple*
* the work of anyone else,*
**[08:43] Narrator**
* he is also known as*
* Thrice-Greatest Trismegistus.*
**[08:45] Narrator**
*He serves as Agastia's backbone.*
**[08:48] Kuroitsu**
* I must surmount any trials*
* he throws before me,*
**[08:50] Kuroitsu**
*or my salary will never survive!*
**[08:55] Kuroitsu**
*A presentation is a battle.*
**[08:57] Kuroitsu**
* Though my current forces might*
* leave me at a disadvantage...*
**[09:00] Kuroitsu**
*Once the battle has begun, it must be won!*
**[09:03] Kuroitsu**
Contrary to his appearance,
**[09:07] Kuroitsu**
Nesuo possesses a tremendous
combination of power and endurance!
**[09:10] Nesuo**
Ness!
**[09:12] Kuroitsu**
He's a perfectly worthy opponent
for Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[09:15] Megistus**
Tremendous, you say?
**[09:17] Megistus**
Yet you've failed to provide even a comparison graph between him
**[09:20] Megistus**
and previous monsters,
let alone hard statistics!
**[09:25] Kuroitsu**
We're working on those right now!
**[09:28] Kuroitsu**
But you'll see that the proposal
**[09:30] Kuroitsu**
does mention improvements to
the Nessie Blade's construction,
**[09:33] Kuroitsu**
based on data from previous monsters!
**[09:36] Megistus**
"Nessie Blade"?
**[09:38] Megistus**
Don't you find that naming scheme
rather simplistic and trite?
**[09:45] Megistus**
And the concept is flimsy
right out of the gate!
**[09:47] Megistus**
What does a sword have to do
with the Loch Ness Monster?
**[09:52] Megistus**
It's also redundant in light of
Divine Swordsman Blader's weapon!
**[09:56] Megistus**
At least make it feminine
and call it Nesuko,
**[10:00] Megistus**
creating a pun with the Japanese
name of Loch Ness, "Nesu-ko"!
**[10:05] Kuroitsu**
*That would have been... a better idea!*
**[10:11] Megistus**
I believe we're finished here.
**[10:14] Kuroitsu**
No... We're not!
**[10:16] Megistus**
Oh? You wish to continue the fight?
**[10:20] Kuroitsu**
* The key to a successful monster presentation*
* is believing in that monster.*
**[10:23] Kuroitsu**
* I can't convince them it's strong*
* if I don't believe it myself.*
**[10:28] Kuroitsu**
* But how can I have faith in*
* such a last-minute monster?*
**[10:32] Kuroitsu**
*In that case...*
**[10:33] Kuroitsu**
"Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
**[10:36] Kuroitsu**
Once Divine Swordsman Blader
inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
**[10:39] Kuroitsu**
a new monster shall burst out from within,
**[10:42] Kuroitsu**
resistant to all attacks previously expended!
**[10:48] Akashic**
Hey, that's really neat!
**[10:52] Megistus**
I see.
**[10:53] Megistus**
It's certainly an intriguing concept.
**[10:56] Megistus**
But can you achieve it on
the budget listed here?
**[11:01] Megistus**
We cannot approve ideas invented
out of last-minute desperation.
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
**[11:07] Megistus**
Therefore, this monster is rejected!
***SIGN*** New Monster
***SIGN*** Proposal
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[11:11] Megistus**
I hereby call this meeting to a close!
**[11:17] Sadamaki**
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't work out.
**[11:20] Kuroitsu**
It's all your fault, Doctor!
**[11:22] Kuroitsu**
I'll never forgive you for this.
**[11:24] Sadamaki**
Guess you're pretty bummed, huh?
**[11:26] Kuroitsu**
Well, I had to offer up that
slapped-together proposal.
**[11:30] Kuroitsu**
It's not really fair to the monster, is it?
**[11:34] Sadamaki**
You really love monsters,
don't you, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[11:38] Kuroitsu**
Well, yeah...
**[11:41] Sadamaki**
L... L-L-L-Lord Megistus!
**[11:44] Kuroitsu**
Wh-What brings you here?!
**[11:47] Megistus**
I'm concerned about what's happening
here in the Development Department.
**[11:51] Kuroitsu**
I promise that proposal wasn't
intended to insult you.
**[11:55] Kuroitsu**
It's all the doctor's fault anyway!
**[11:57] Sadamaki**
Are you throwing me under
the bus, Miss Kuroitsu?!
**[11:59] Sadamaki**
Justifiably, but still!
**[12:02] Megistus**
So you really did throw it
together just to meet deadline.
**[12:09] Megistus**
That's quite improper, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[12:10] Megistus**
If you'd simply informed me
that you were struggling,
**[12:12] Megistus**
I could have pushed back
the day of the meeting!
**[12:16] Megistus**
It's also clear you've both been
overworked these past few days.
**[12:19] Megistus**
I'll bet you aren't getting enough sleep!
**[12:21] Megistus**
It's important to take breaks
to maintain efficiency!
**[12:24] Megistus**
I receive reports from HR when you
don't use your paid leave days!
**[12:31] Megistus**
Blader's destruction is of utmost importance,
**[12:33] Megistus**
but your health is your finest asset!
**[12:35] Megistus**
The only way to do your work properly
is to take time off as needed!
**[12:40] Kuroitsu**
You mean... you're not going
to execute us for our failure?
**[12:45] Megistus**
What's that?!
**[12:47] Megistus**
Everybody makes mistakes now and again!
**[12:49] Megistus**
But there's no replacement
for truly skilled labor!
**[12:55] Megistus**
Miss Kuroitsu, you proposed a truly
intriguing idea at today's meeting.
**[13:01] Megistus**
It's proof that you possess the
kind of out-of-the-box thinking
**[13:04] Megistus**
that is indispensable
for monster development.
**[13:10] Megistus**
What matters is to use this process
as a means for further growth.
**[13:14] Megistus**
I await your next proposal,
Development Department.
**[13:19] Kuroitsu**
Lord Megistus...
**[13:22] Megistus**
See that you do not make
the same mistake again.
**[13:33] Kuroitsu**
Whew... We made it through that one.
**[13:36] Sadamaki**
Yeah... But what do we do about
Divine Swordsman Blader?
**[13:57] Kuroitsu**
N-Nesuko!
***SIGN*** Mascot Specialized Monster
Nesuko
**[14:01] Blader**
*Did they not come up with a monster in time?*
***SIGN*** MASCOT
SPECIALIZED MONSTER
**[14:04] sign**
m 56 103 l 197 103 216 128 216 137 213 148 216 164 206 171 56 176
***SIGN*** Made from the fastest proposal in the society's
history, it's a specialized monster specialized for
a mascot costume. It's unclear why the
Loch Ness Monster was chosen as its theme,
but the sword it carries takes into account
deficiencies in previous monsters' equipment.
In reality, it's just Miss Kuroitsu wearing a
monster suit.
**[14:04] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** After taking sufficient damage, a new monster
appears from within, resistant to the attacks
previously used on it.
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
***SIGN*** STATS UNKNOWN
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[14:09] Kenji**
Two bowls of pork on rice ready, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Free Delivery Nationwide
***SIGN*** Complimentary Coupons
***SIGN*** Seasonal Fried Chicken
**[14:13] Kuroitsu**
Coming.
**[14:18] Kuroitsu**
Thank you, Mr. Employee!
**[14:20] Kenji**
Well, you're sounding bright and cheery.
**[14:22] Kenji**
Having a good day?
**[14:25] Kuroitsu**
Work's actually going very well for once!
**[14:28] Kenji**
Well, that's good to hear.
**[14:30] Kuroitsu**
Yes, my next little one
is bursting with promise.
**[14:33] Kuroitsu**
I think we're about to see a
change in who calls the shots.
**[14:35] Kenji**
Oh? What do you do for a living?
**[14:38] Kuroitsu**
I'm afraid I can't discuss it.
**[14:45] Kenji**
*She can't discuss it?!*
**[15:16] Narrator**
*It may look like an ordinary office building,*
**[15:19] Narrator**
* but its facade is mere camouflage,*
* a front for Secret Society: Agastia.*
**[15:24] Narrator**
* Deep below lies Agastia's*
* hidden headquarters.*
**[15:30] Kuroitsu**
I bought our lunches, Doctor.
**[15:33] Sadamaki**
Thanks, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[15:36] Sadamaki**
I'll take a break once I'm done here.
**[15:48] Kuroitsu**
How's it coming along?
**[15:50] Sadamaki**
Just putting on the finishing touches.
**[15:54] Wolf**
Wretched Divine Swordsman Blader...
**[15:56] Wolf**
Soon, I'll be rending
your flesh with my claws!
**[16:02] Kuroitsu**
You're really revved up, Wolfie boy!
**[16:04] Wolf**
You bet I am!
**[16:05] Wolf**
This is what I was born to do!
**[16:08] Kutoitsu**
This little one really
is bursting with promise.
**[16:11] Kuroitsu**
We've lost every fight up until now,
**[16:13] Kuroitsu**
but I think we'll be calling
the shots from now on!
**[16:18] Sadamaki**
The brain is the part that
takes the most effort.
**[16:21] Sadamaki**
Now that it's finished,
the process is all but complete.
**[16:23] Wolf**
Doctor! Miss Kuroitsu!
**[16:25] Wolf**
Get that body of mine ready!
**[16:27] Wolf**
Then send me into battle with Blader!
**[16:30] Sadamaki**
Remain calm, Wolf Bete.
**[16:33] Sadamaki**
Your proposal was accepted without issue,
**[16:35] Sadamaki**
and your body is 70% finished already.
**[16:39] Kuroitsu**
It's magnificent, Doctor!
**[16:41] Kuroitsu**
I wish we could always
be on schedule like this!
**[16:44] Sadamaki**
I'm sending you an electronic
projection of your proposed body,
**[16:47] Sadamaki**
and a simulated combat situation.
**[16:49] Sadamaki**
You can continue battle training
in your mind's virtual reality
**[16:54] Sadamaki**
*until the day your body is complete!*
**[16:56] Wolf**
I'll murder you!
**[16:58] Wolf**
I'll murder you!
**[17:00] Wolf**
I want to murder the real Blader soon!
**[17:03] Sadamaki**
*It's almost time, Wolf Bete.*
**[17:06] Sadamaki**
* Let Blader behold your ferocious body,*
* your savage physique!*
**[17:23] Wolf**
Sounds like my body's finished at last!
**[17:27] Wolf**
I've been waiting so long.
**[17:29] Wolf**
At last, I am born!
**[17:38] Wolf-F**
And now, I will slaughter Blader!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[17:48] Wolf-F**
What's going on here?!
**[17:48] Wolf-F**
Why do I have a girl body?!
**[17:50] Kuroitsu**
Oh, Wolfie boy's awake...
**[17:54] Sadamaki**
Thank goodness... He actually works.
**[17:58] Kuroitsu**
We barely had time for QC,
**[18:01] Kuroitsu**
but we'll run it soon, so don't worry.
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[18:04] Wolf-F**
Hang on a freakin' minute here!
**[18:07] Wolf-F**
What happened to my body?!
**[18:09] Wolf-F**
This doesn't match the design
or the virtual body you sent me!
**[18:13] Kuroitsu**
Well, the truth is...
**[18:16] Akashic**
Oh, she's done!
**[18:18] Akashic**
Wolfie girl, you're so much cuter now!
**[18:21] Akashic**
Well done, Development Department!
**[18:22] Wolf-F**
Great Leader?!
**[18:24] Wolf-F**
What is the meaning of this?!
**[18:26] Kuroitsu**
Well, just when we'd gotten
your body all but finished,
**[18:30] Kuroitsu**
our leader came by for a visit.
**[18:32] (Flashback) Akashic**
Hey, that's not cute at all!
**[18:36] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
But my lady, you approved it
at the proposal meeting.
**[18:39] (Flashback) Akashic**
I said I wanted it to look more feminine!
**[18:45] Kuroitsu**
We had to go right into crunch mode
to redo the whole body from scratch.
**[18:50] Kuroitsu**
I'm so... I'm so...
**[18:52] Kuroitsu**
I'm so glad we made it in time!
**[18:55] Sadamaki**
We really accomplished something
here today, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[18:59] Wolf-F**
You didn't accomplish jack!
**[19:01] Wolf-F**
Where is the ferocious body and
savage physique you promised me?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[19:04] Sadamaki**
Don't worry!
**[19:06] Sadamaki**
I think you've achieved a
certain kind of ferocity!
**[19:08] Sadamaki**
And you'll definitely have a savage
impact on certain parts of the body!
**[19:11] Wolf-F**
That's not the same!
**[19:12] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry.
**[19:14] Kuroitsu**
You look a little different,
but your specs are the same.
**[19:16] Kuroitsu**
It might feel a little odd in some ways,
**[19:19] Kuroitsu**
but we can always run patches later.
**[19:20] Wolf-F**
That's not the issue!
**[19:22] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry.
**[19:23] Kuroitsu**
Our organization values
diversity in the workplace.
**[19:26] Wolf-F**
That's not the issue, either!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[19:27] Wolf-F**
Why didn't you at least alter my
brain to make me a female monster?
**[19:31] Wolf-F**
Why did you leave my brain a man's?!
**[19:33] both**
You think we had the budget for that?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[19:40] owner**
Great work today, Mr. Sadamaki.
**[19:42] owner**
You can go now.
**[19:43] Kenji**
Yes, sir. See you next time.
**[19:48] Kenji**
* That regular customer... What kind of*
* work is she doing that can't she discuss?*
**[19:54] Kuroitsu**
I can't discuss it... in polite company.
**[19:57] Kuroitsu**
Oh, you're so cute.
**[19:59] Kuroitsu**
I can tell your little one's ready to burst.
**[20:01] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry... Let me call the shots.
**[20:06] Kenji**
* What... What kind of job is she*
* doing that can't she discuss?!*
**[20:10] Kenji**
* I spent my whole day at*
* work thinking about it!*
**[20:14] Kenji**
*That signal!*
**[20:16] Kenji**
*Another of Agastia's monsters!*
**[20:27] Kenji**
Blader!
**[20:30] Kenji**
Transform!
**[20:34] Narrator**
* Kenji Sadamaki uses the Tamahaganium Yoroi*
* Armor mounted in his Kenshin Bracelet*
**[20:40] Narrator**
* to transform into the invincible*
* warrior, Divine Swordsman Blader!*
**[20:45] Blader**
Divine Swordsman Blader!
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to These Local Heroes
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior
***SIGN*** Ibaliger
**[20:54] sign**
m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
***SIGN*** Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
(Ibaraki Genki Keikaku)
Theme of Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
"Toutoki Inochi (Precious Lives)"
Singer: Takayuki Miyauchi
Lyrics by: Takayuki Miyauchi Music • Mixing by: Takayuki Miyauchi, DIXIES
***SIGN*** Phoenix God
***SIGN*** Yatsurugi
**[20:59] sign**
m 39 215 l 292 217 293 347 45 350
***SIGN*** Phoenix God Yatsurugi 10
(Yatsurugi Tamashii, Inc)
Theme of Phoenix God Yatsurugi
"My Hero ~Onore Tsuranuite Misero!~ (Remain True to Yourself)"
Singer: Tokusatsu Boyz
Lyrics by: Shin Iizawa, Ryo Kikuchi Music, Mixing by: Etoyuma
***SIGN*** Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
**[21:05] sign**
m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
***SIGN*** Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
(B-Production)
Theme of Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
"Tatakae!! Tochiongar Seven (Fight!! Tochiongar Seven)"
Singer: Tomohiro Hoshi
Music • Mixing by: Souji Tochio
***SIGN*** Super-God
***SIGN*** Neiger
**[21:10] sign**
m 22 216 l 311 218 315 349 22 348
***SIGN*** Super-God Neiger
(Neiger Project)
Super-God Neiger
"Neo Rock"
Music Assistance: MaouDamashii
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[21:21] Wolf-F**
Showing your face, are you, Blader?
**[21:23] Wolf-F**
I'm going to murder you,
***SIGN*** Close-Combat Specialized Monster
Wolf Bete
**[21:25] Wolf-F**
receive my bonus pay,
and use it to fix my body!
**[21:29] Blader**
Unthinkable...
**[21:30] Blader**
She's absolutely obscene!
**[21:33] Narrator**
* Divine Swordsman Blader,*
* Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,*
**[21:35] Narrator**
*has had no intimate experience with women.*
**[21:39] Wolf-F**
Die, Blader!
**[21:40] Wolf-F**
Bete Claw!
**[21:43] Blader**
*Don't be deceived by appearances!*
**[21:45] Blader**
*A monster's power cannot be underestimated!*
**[21:48] Blader**
Buster Blade!
**[21:56] Blader**
* I overpowered her, but she still*
* dodged the Buster Blade's slash!*
**[22:00] Blader**
*She's truly a force to be reckoned with!*
**[22:03] Wolf-F**
Not bad at all, Blader...
**[22:05] Wolf-F**
But I'm just getting started!
**[22:08] Blader**
What?!
***SIGN*** Let's Respect Privacy!
**[22:14] Wolf-F**
It's time I showed what I can really do!
**[22:16] Wolf-F**
Prepare yourself!
**[22:22] Narrator**
* Divine Swordsman Blader,*
* Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,*
**[22:25] Narrator**
*was highly vulnerable to the female form.*
**[22:27] Wolf-F**
Hey! What's wrong with you?!
**[22:29] Wolf-F**
Fight me already!
**[22:30] Kuroitsu**
Wait, Wolfie boy!
**[22:32] Wolf-F**
What now? I'm fightin' here!
**[22:35] Kuroitsu**
We noticed a flaw in your armor's integrity.
**[22:37] Kuroitsu**
If you stay here any longer,
you'll just be a streaker!
**[22:51] Kuroitsu**
Retrieval!
**[22:57] Kuroitsu**
That wasn't a bug! It was a feature!
**[23:00] Blader**
How, exactly?!
**[23:07] Sadamaki**
I don't think we can slap
a quick fix on this one.
**[23:11] Kuroitsu**
Guess we're pulling another all-nighter.
**[23:13] Wolf-F**
Just fix me already!
**[23:17] Narrator**
* Orders from the top condemned the*
* development department to crunch time.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
* But the next day, Absolute Zero*
* Chief of Staff Megistus gave them bonus pay.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time, on episode two of *Miss Kuroitsu
of the Monster Development Department*,
***SIGN*** The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
**[23:30] Kuroitsu**
"The Legendary Emissary From Hell."
# E2 - The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VKDE/the-legendary-emissary-from-hell-who-constantly-hears-the-screams-of-the-evil-souls-supping-from-the-kettle-of-darkness-spreads-fear-in-his-wake-as-he-awakens)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Murakami Hiroaki
**[00:04] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:06] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:19] Kuroitsu**
They sprang this business
trip on me so suddenly.
**[00:22] Kuroitsu**
Could it be a mission in
some remote location?
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[00:25] Kuroitsu**
What if...
**[00:26] Jeanscar**
Jeanscar is on the scene!
**[00:30] Maple Kaiser**
Autumn's dazzling crimson given form!
**[00:32] Maple Kaiser**
Akisenshi Maple Kaiser!
**[00:35] Gogo**
The blazing sun of mid-afternoon,
**[00:37] Gogo**
Gogo Red!
**[00:38] Kuroitsu**
They're not sending me to the local
hero front lines, are they?!
**[00:43] Kuroitsu**
I don't think I've done anything
to warrant a demotion like that...
**[00:47] Megistus**
Pardon the wait.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[00:50] Megistus**
I apologize for calling you
out here so early, Kuroitsu.
**[00:53] Kuroitsu**
Good morning, Lord Megistus!
**[00:56] Megistus**
Make your choice: red or black?
**[01:00] Kuroitsu**
*Red or black?*
**[01:09] Kuroitsu**
*Could it be... a time bomb?!*
**[01:13] Megistus**
Make your choice of lunch!
**[01:15] Kuroitsu**
For the train?!
***SIGN*** — Episode 2 —
The Legendary Emissary from Hell
Who Constantly Hears the Screams
of the Evil Souls Supping from
the Kettle of Darkness Spreads
Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
**[02:55] Matsuyama**
Kaijo?
**[02:56] Kaijo**
Present.
**[02:58] Matsuyama**
Sakurai?
**[02:59] Sakurai**
Present.
**[03:01] Matsuyama**
Den?
**[03:02] Den**
Present.
**[03:03] Matsuyama**
Mizuki?
**[03:06] Matsuyama**
Is Mizuki here?
**[03:08] Mizuki**
I'm here!
**[03:11] Mizuki**
Mizuki, present!
**[03:18] Matsuyama**
I'm Matsuyama. Good to have you.
**[03:21] Mizuki**
Karen Mizuki!
**[03:22] Mizuki**
I'm sorry I'm so late.
**[03:24] Mizuki**
I had to go back for my work
gloves and box cutter.
**[03:26] Matsuyama**
Here. For today.
**[03:29] Mizuki**
Is that... our advance?
**[03:32] Mizuki**
That's a lot.
***SIGN*** Contract
***SIGN*** Contract
***SIGN*** Contract
**[03:34] Matsuyama**
And here, your insurance
and liability waiver.
**[03:37] Matsuyama**
Sign in the boxes, if you would.
***SIGN*** I pledge the following in regards to my present employment:
***SIGN*** • I recognize the risk of injury. My employer holds no responsibility for any harm that befalls me in the course of my duties.
• I will focus solely on my duties during work hours.
• I will follow all orders given to me on site...
**[03:40] Mizuki**
Liability waiver?
**[03:42] Mizuki**
*This isn't... dangerous work, is it?*
**[03:51] Mizuki**
*The highway?*
**[03:53] Mizuki**
Miss Matsuyama, where's the
site we're heading for?
**[03:57] Matsuyama**
It's pretty far today.
**[03:58] Matsuyama**
Fukuoka, they said.
**[04:00] Mizuki**
Fukuoka?!
**[04:01] Mizuki**
I think I got in the wrong van!
**[04:04] Mizuki**
This isn't the contract job I signed up for!
**[04:07] Matsuyama**
Oh, she's right...
***SIGN*** Mizumoto
***SIGN*** Tsuchida
**[04:09] Matsuyama**
It's supposed to be Mizumoto, not Mizuki.
**[04:11] Matsuyama**
No skin off my nose, though.
I hit my headcount.
**[04:15] Mizuki**
But I don't want to do dangerous work!
**[04:18] Matsuyama**
Yet you took the money. Curious.
**[04:24] Mizuki**
I can't escape!
**[04:28] Megistus**
A time bomb? Don't be absurd!
**[04:33] Megistus**
You're well aware that Agastia is forbidden
from engaging in terrorist acts
**[04:37] Megistus**
involving innocent civilians.
**[04:39] Kuroitsu**
Yeah, I know that.
**[04:40] Kuroitsu**
I was just preoccupied with
what this trip might be about.
**[04:43] Megistus**
We're going to observe a rival
organization's monsters.
**[04:46] Megistus**
Did the doctor not inform you?
**[04:49] Kuroitsu**
No.
**[04:51] Kuroitsu**
He only left me with these
cryptic final words...
**[04:55] Sadamaki**
*Miss Kuroitsu...*
**[04:57] Sadamaki**
*I'm not going to make it.*
**[04:58] Sadamaki**
*I need you to do something for me.*
**[05:00] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Doctor?
**[05:01] Sadamaki**
*Tomorrow... take the train I told you about.*
**[05:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Doctor! What's wrong, Doctor?!
**[05:09] Sadamaki**
*I've been such a fool...*
**[05:11] Sadamaki**
*I've done what no man should do...*
**[05:14] Sadamaki**
* I ate mackerel just past*
* its expiration date!*
**[05:19] Kuroitsu**
And then he fell into a deep slumber.
**[05:25] Megistus**
Inevitable, perhaps.
**[05:27] Megistus**
But I needed someone from the Development
Department to unpack the technical details.
**[05:32] Megistus**
I'm counting on you, Kuroitsu.
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
**[05:34] Kuroitsu**
I'll do my best!
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
**[05:36] Kuroitsu**
This will be my first business trip,
**[05:39] Kuroitsu**
so I'm kind of looking forward to it!
**[05:42] Megistus**
I will remind you that
this is not a vacation.
**[05:44] Megistus**
Although I understand if you
wish to treat it that way.
**[05:48] Kuroitsu**
Right!
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
***SIGN*** R
E
D
***SIGN*** L
U
N
C
H
**[05:51] Kuroitsu**
I'm so glad I picked red!
**[05:54] Kuroitsu**
Let's eat!
**[05:57] Kuroitsu**
So good!
**[06:01] Kuroitsu**
What are you doing, Lord Megistus?
**[06:03] Megistus**
Work, of course!
**[06:05] Megistus**
Time in transport must be used efficiently.
**[06:15] Kuroitsu**
*Should I be working, too?*
**[06:18] Megistus**
Stop worrying and relax.
**[06:22] Megistus**
I am simultaneously integrating
rest time of my own.
**[06:26] Narrator**
*Megistus's words were not empty reassurance.*
**[06:30] Narrator**
*They were the truth.*
**[06:32] Narrator**
* The mighty mind of the*
* Absolute Zero Chief of Staff*
**[06:35] Narrator**
*is capable of compartmentalizing.*
***SIGN*** C
O
M
P
A
R
T
M
E
N
T
A
L
I
Z
I
N
G
**[06:38] Narrator**
* Not only can he view any problem*
* from multiple objective*
**[06:41] Narrator**
*and subjective viewpoints simultaneously,*
**[06:44] Narrator**
* he can also task the unused portions of*
* his brain with rest and rejuvenation.*
**[06:53] Megistus**
The time is nigh.
**[06:54] Kuroitsu**
Is that a work call?
**[06:56] Megistus**
It is not.
**[06:57] Megistus**
It's a notification of replenished HP.
***SIGN*** Present
***SIGN*** Train
***SIGN*** News
***SIGN*** Ranking: #1
**[07:01] sign**
m 150 69 l 152 78 227 70 225 60
***SIGN*** Ultimate Event Ranking
**[07:01] Kuroitsu**
You play mobile games, Lord Megistus?!
**[07:02] sign**
m 115 55 l 117 64 194 55 194 46
***SIGN*** 10 EXP to LV UP!
**[07:04] Kuroitsu**
* And he looks... kind of*
* addicted, if I'm honest.*
**[07:09] Megistus**
This is a game app produced
by our front company!
***SIGN*** Equipment
Character
***SIGN*** Accessories
Stats
***SIGN*** Equipment
Character
***SIGN*** Accessories
Stats
***SIGN*** Rarity
***SIGN*** Accessories
Stats
***SIGN*** Equipment
Character
**[07:15] Megistus**
As management, it is my duty to play it and
identify where there's room for improvement!
***SIGN*** Head
***SIGN*** Weapon
***SIGN*** Body
***SIGN*** Sub
***SIGN*** Arms
***SIGN*** Legs
**[07:20] Megistus**
And, as one cannot ascertain the
strengths and weaknesses of a game
**[07:25] Megistus**
without experiencing both the
casual and hardcore perspective,
**[07:28] Megistus**
I run multiple builds
with multiple mindsets!
**[07:33] Megistus**
Behold the power of compartmentalizing!
**[07:35] Kuroitsu**
Lord Megistus...
**[07:37] Kuroitsu**
Do you play every game our
affiliate companies put out?!
**[07:41] Megistus**
Naturally.
**[07:43] Megistus**
I sample every single product
produced by our affiliates.
**[07:46] Megistus**
Such is the duty of management.
**[07:50] Kuroitsu**
* But we have affiliates that make cosmetics*
* and home appliances, too.*
**[07:56] Kuroitsu**
*Uh, maybe I should just let this one go.*
***SIGN*** Keep Out
**[08:05] Kuroitsu**
I'm Kuroitsu, from Agastia's
development department.
**[08:09] Yabai**
Such a pleasure to meet you!
**[08:11] Yabai**
I'm Yabai Kamen, President and CEO
of the Secret Society of Evil!
**[08:17] Yabai**
I'm sorry you came all this
way just to see us fail!
**[08:21] Kuroitsu**
I sympathize. I watched the battle.
**[08:25] Kuroitsu**
Fighting six heroes at once
must be so challenging...
**[08:31] Megistus**
I appreciate your nuanced
analysis, Kuroitsu.
**[08:35] Megistus**
I knew that a specialist's
take would be indispensable.
**[08:37] Megistus**
I'll apply this to our own
world domination plans.
**[08:40] Kuroitsu**
I was nervous about standing
in for the doctor,
**[08:43] Kuroitsu**
but I'm glad I could be of help.
**[08:46] Megistus**
Your mention of the doctor has
reminded me of something.
**[08:49] Kuroitsu**
What is it?
**[08:52] Megistus**
It is a matter of grave importance.
**[08:55] ---**
Hotel
**[09:01] Megistus**
As I anticipated that the
doctor would be my companion,
**[09:04] Megistus**
I prepared a single room with two beds.
**[09:06] Kuroitsu**
*The doctor and Lord Megistus, sharing a room?*
**[09:14] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
Oh, Lord Megistus...
**[09:16] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
Feel free to wash up first.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Megistus**
No. I desire a long soak in the bath.
**[09:21] (Flashback) Megistus**
You may use it first.
**[09:24] (Flashback) Sadamaki**
Y-Yes, sir.
**[09:26] Kuroitsu**
*That just sounds exhausting.*
**[09:29] Megistus**
Regretfully, the hotel is booked solid.
**[09:33] Megistus**
And of course, sharing a room with a
woman would violate our code of conduct.
**[09:39] Kuroitsu**
I'll try to find an open room in another hotel.
**[09:42] Kuroitsu**
My department's responsible
for the issue, after all.
**[09:46] Megistus**
Unacceptable!
**[09:48] Megistus**
I shall continue negotiations
with the hotel staff.
**[09:51] Megistus**
You will take the room I reserved.
**[09:54] Kuroitsu**
Uh, but...
**[09:56] Megistus**
There is nothing more shameful than
management resting before a worker.
**[10:01] Megistus**
Or perhaps you've forgotten the
scale of Agastia's evil influence?
**[10:06] Megistus**
Obtaining a hotel room shall
prove a trivial matter!
**[10:09] Kuroitsu**
I-If you insist!
**[10:11] Kuroitsu**
I'll head straight to the room, then!
**[10:16] tv**
*Our next product is item number seven,*
**[10:18] Kuroitsu**
*He's usually so easygoing,*
**[10:20] tv**
* a chilled sardine roe set*
* pleasing to any adult palate!*
**[10:20] Kuroitsu**
*but he can be very intimidating, too.*
**[10:24] tv**
* Sardine roe suppliers for high-class*
* hotels sell us their imperfect product,*
**[10:26] Megistus**
*It is I.*
**[10:27] Kuroitsu**
Lord Megistus?
**[10:27] tv**
* which we flash-freeze at peak deliciousness*
* and forward the savings on to you!*
**[10:28] Kuroitsu**
Did you manage to find a room?
**[10:31] Megistus**
*All has been resolved!*
**[10:32] Megistus**
*I have obtained the finest of rooms!*
**[10:33] tv**
*Get twelve kilograms in all!*
**[10:35] Kuroitsu**
Wh-What did you do to the
person staying there?
**[10:37] tv**
* Keep it in your freezer for those busy*
* nights when you want an evening beer—*
**[10:38] Megistus**
*Do you truly wish to know?*
**[10:41] Kuroitsu**
N-No! I-I'll see you tomorrow!
**[10:45] Megistus**
*Indeed.*
**[10:46] Megistus**
*Rest comfortably this night.*
**[10:52] Ohga**
*Take your meds... before bed!*
***SIGN*** Take
your
meds
before
bed.
***SIGN*** Sauna
***SIGN*** Takotsubo
**[10:57] Megistus**
*I find this setting far more relaxing, anyway.*
**[11:02] Narrator**
* And so the Absolute Zero Chief of Staff*
* worked peacefully into the night,*
**[11:09] Narrator**
* keeping his typing quiet so*
* as not to wake his neighbors.*
**[11:20] Mizuki**
*Oh, Mama...*
**[11:22] Mizuki**
*Tokyo's a scary place!*
***SIGN*** LONG-RANGE ATTACK SPECIALIZED MONSTER
**[11:28] sign**
m 55 114 l 227 114 231 134 240 150 224 166 57 169
***SIGN*** Uses the Great Spirit lightning-calling device
housed within his body to create lightning strikes on
command. His internal power source generates
electromagnetic fields to destroy his enemies with
powerful railguns.
**[11:28] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** LIGHTNING STRIKE
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[11:32] Kuroitsu**
Here.
**[11:33] Kuroitsu**
Your Monster Development Department key card.
**[11:37] Kuroitsu**
It's registered to you personally.
**[11:40] Kuroitsu**
You can use it to go anywhere you like,
**[11:42] Kuroitsu**
so use it responsibly, okay?
**[11:46] Sadamaki**
If you have any questions,
**[11:47] Sadamaki**
feel free to ask me or Miss Kuroitsu for help.
**[11:50] Kuroitsu**
By the way, is your body running smoothly?
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[11:53] Kuroitsu**
Any urination issues?
**[11:56] Wolf-F**
How should I know?!
**[11:57] Wolf-F**
I don't even know what's
normal and what's not!
**[12:02] Kuroitsu**
Oh, right!
**[12:03] Kuroitsu**
Because you're a boy!
**[12:05] Kuroitsu**
Formerly?
**[12:05] Wolf-F**
Not formerly!
**[12:07] Wolf-F**
I don't even know which bathroom to use!
**[12:11] Kuroitsu**
You can use whichever you prefer.
**[12:13] Kuroitsu**
They're both right for you, Wolfie boy!
**[12:16] Wolf-F**
None of this is right for me.
**[12:19] Wolf-F**
I'm going to get my male body back!
**[12:22] Wolf-F**
And anyway, what am I doing here?
**[12:24] Wolf-F**
Didn't you create me to fight Blader?
**[12:28] Sadamaki**
The Monster Development Department
is chronically understaffed.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[12:31] Sadamaki**
We've submitted a request
to HR for new hires,
**[12:35] Sadamaki**
but we haven't had much luck.
**[12:37] Kuroitsu**
So we decided to take you for ourselves!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
**[12:42] S&K**
Welcome to the Monster
Development Department!
**[12:44] Wolf-F**
I'm really not okay with this!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
**[13:00] Wolf-F**
What are you so happy about?
**[13:04] Kuroitsu**
Well, I've never had a
workplace kouhai before!
**[13:07] Kuroitsu**
Don't worry, little dear!
I'll teach you all the ins and outs!
**[13:11] Kuroitsu**
Every little thing you need to know!
**[13:15] Wolf-F**
*What a scary senpai...*
**[13:17] Kuroitsu**
Something wrong, Wolfie boy?
**[13:19] Wolf-F**
Well, I'm not exactly a genius here.
**[13:22] Wolf-F**
How am I supposed to help with development?
**[13:23] Kuroitsu**
It's true that your mental model is
more or less that of a adolescent boy.
**[13:29] Wolf-F**
For real?!
**[13:30] Kuroitsu**
But diversity is an asset
in project development.
**[13:34] Kuroitsu**
I think your perspective
could prove really valuable.
**[13:37] Kuroitsu**
And nothing beats the high you get when
a monster you've worked on is completed.
**[13:42] Kuroitsu**
So I'm really happy we can work together.
**[13:50] Sadamaki**
Sorry to interrupt the fun,
**[13:53] Sadamaki**
but I was hoping to outline
our next project.
**[13:57] Kuroitsu**
Our new monster project?!
**[14:00] Sadamaki**
Yes, that one!
**[14:02] Sadamaki**
Based on the bird of legend!
**[14:05] Sadamaki**
High-caliber railguns on both shoulders!
**[14:08] Sadamaki**
It charges electricity to
call down lightning strikes,
**[14:10] Sadamaki**
launching its attacks from
the very skies above!
**[14:13] Sadamaki**
Its name...
**[14:14] Sadamaki**
Cannon Thunderbird!
***SIGN*** Cannon Thunderbird
**[14:16] Wolf-F**
That's freaking cool!
**[14:18] Sadamaki**
You think so too, Wolf?!
**[14:20] Sadamaki**
High caliber is best caliber, right?!
**[14:23] Wolf-F**
Mechs are what men's dreams are made of!
**[14:26] Sadamaki**
The ultimate monster, big and bulky
with powerful weapons everywhere!
**[14:30] Sadamaki**
It'll quickly put an end to
Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[14:34] Kuroitsu**
Wait a minute, Doctor.
**[14:37] Sadamaki**
What's the issue, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[14:39] Kuroitsu**
It says that we're supposed to
delegate the development process
**[14:44] Kuroitsu**
to other specialty departments.
**[14:46] Sadamaki**
Well, obviously.
**[14:48] Sadamaki**
It's our first monster with mechanical parts.
**[14:50] Sadamaki**
We specialize in the biological stuff,
so we can't handle it internally.
**[14:55] Kuroitsu**
*I've got a bad feeling about this.*
***SIGN*** Agastia Strategic Development Department
Project Leader: Takaomi Nikaido
**[15:00] Nikaido**
I am Nikaido from the Strategic
Development Department.
**[15:03] Nikaido**
I'll be coordinating the
departments as project leader.
**[15:08] Kuroitsu**
Eh?
**[15:10] Kuroitsu**
Um... Shouldn't the Monster
Development Department
**[15:13] Kuroitsu**
be leading a monster development project?
**[15:15] Nikaido**
No.
**[15:16] Nikaido**
This project requires smooth coordination
from multiple departments.
**[15:20] Nikaido**
The Monster Development Department
has no experience in such leadership.
**[15:24] Kuroitsu**
But...
**[15:26] Nikaido**
The Development Department's disregard
for schedules and budget allotments
**[15:31] Nikaido**
is a perpetual thorn in my side as it is.
**[15:36] Nikaido**
And once again, your plans reek of excess!
**[15:40] Nikaido**
You don't need all these weapons!
**[15:42] Nikaido**
They just add on weight,
which in turn adds bulk!
**[15:46] Nikaido**
Do you realize how much time and
cost that adds to the development?
**[15:50] Nikaido**
It can't possibly need
more than one railgun!
**[15:57] Narrator**
*And so the plans were redrawn.*
**[16:01] Kazamatsuri**
Awful.
***SIGN*** Agastia Design Department
Department Head: Shinya Kazamatsuri
**[16:02] Kazamatsuri**
Aesthetically displeasing.
**[16:04] Kuroitsu**
Well, it's designed for combat,
so I don't think aesthetics matter.
**[16:09] Kazamatsuri**
The hell they don't.
**[16:11] Kazamatsuri**
Everything needs aesthetics!
**[16:14] Kazamatsuri**
I've always found your department's
monsters lacking in that respect.
**[16:19] Kazamatsuri**
We'll change this and this, and emphasize this!
**[16:22] Kazamatsuri**
And remove the hideous antenna!
**[16:27] Kazamatsuri**
I'd be happy to help you with your
fashion sense too, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[16:31] Kazamatsuri**
It'll boost your chances of getting a date.
**[16:32] Kuroitsu**
No, thank you!
**[16:35] Narrator**
*And so the plans were redrawn.*
**[16:39] Sasaki**
What in the world is this
transformation mechanism?
***SIGN*** Agastia Systems Supervision Department
Department Head: Mei Sasaki
**[16:42] Sasaki**
Imagine the danger if someone's
hand got stuck in it!
**[16:45] Kuroitsu**
Well, I think monsters are
supposed to be dangerous.
**[16:49] Sasaki**
And it needs proper high-voltage terminals,
or someone could be electrocuted.
**[16:53] Sasaki**
Small mistakes can lead to big disasters!
**[16:56] Narrator**
*And so the plans were redrawn.*
**[17:00] Kuga**
I've got no problem with the railgun,
**[17:02] Kuga**
but you need to consider
the manufacturing process.
**[17:05] Kuga**
Nobody could put this together.
***SIGN*** Agastia Internal Factory
Manager: Tatsutoku Kuga
**[17:07] Kuga**
Can't you submit a more realistic blueprint?
**[17:11] Narrator**
*And so the plans were redrawn.*
**[17:19] Akashic**
He's looking pretty cool!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[17:21] Akashic**
But can't you give him some
plushy-wushy feathers?
**[17:28] Narrator**
*And so the plans—*
**[17:30] Narrator**
*Initial design proposal.*
**[17:33] Narrator**
*Project leader's compromise.*
**[17:37] Narrator**
*Designer's opinion.*
**[17:40] Narrator**
*System supervision's safety tweaks.*
**[17:43] Narrator**
*Factory manager's request.*
**[17:46] Narrator**
*Leader's whim.*
**[17:51] Wolf-F**
What the hell is this thing?
**[17:52] Wolf-F**
It doesn't look anything
like the original concept!
**[17:55] Kuroitsu**
It's because so many
departments got involved.
**[17:58] Kuroitsu**
We wouldn't usually have to
do this many revisions.
**[18:02] Kuroitsu**
Oh, right!
**[18:03] Kuroitsu**
We'll be heading to the factory
to discuss the revisions today.
**[18:07] Wolf-F**
Not again...
**[18:15] Kuroitsu**
So for the lightning strike system...
**[18:19] Kuga**
She's really working her heart out, isn't she?
**[18:23] Kuga**
You just don't see dedication
like that anymore.
**[18:26] Wolf-F**
Factory manager?
**[18:28] Kuga**
Are you one of our monsters?
**[18:30] Kuga**
How's the body treating you?
**[18:32] Wolf-F**
No point in complaining.
**[18:33] Wolf-F**
It's just not the way it's supposed to be.
**[18:36] Kuga**
Well, that happens!
**[18:38] Kuga**
Projects rarely work out as intended.
**[18:42] Wolf-F**
They don't? Really?
**[18:44] Kuga**
Indeed.
**[18:46] Kuga**
Big or small, someone's always
got a change to make.
**[18:50] Kuga**
But rather than mindlessly executing
what the higher-ups tell her,
**[18:54] Kuga**
she's always running around feverishly,
**[18:56] Kuga**
working her hardest to make
the best monster possible
**[18:59] Kuga**
within the schedule and the budget.
**[19:02] Kuga**
Each time she comes down
here with a design change,
**[19:04] Kuga**
she begs us to put in just
that little bit extra.
**[19:07] Kuga**
You'd think she was advocating
for a member of her own family.
**[19:13] Kuga**
Besides, I think you turned out lovely.
I can't see a problem here.
**[19:19] Wolf-F**
Oh, shut up! No one asked you!
**[19:22] Kuga**
Sorry, sorry.
**[19:23] Kuga**
That's sexual harassment nowadays, isn't it?
**[19:27] Wolf-F**
Sheesh...
**[19:32] Wolf-F**
I mean, it's not a bad body or anything.
**[19:36] Kuroitsu**
Hey, Wolfie boy! You're not wearing a bra?
**[19:41] Wolf-F**
Hell no!
**[19:42] Wolf-F**
I don't even own a bra!
**[19:45] Kuroitsu**
We'll buy you one soon.
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
**[19:52] Sadamaki**
Cannon Thunderbird is complete at last!
**[19:58] Sadamaki**
Boy, what a marathon!
**[20:01] Wolf-F**
Finally! No more running to the
chief of staff for approvals!
**[20:06] Kuroitsu**
How's everything feeling, Cannon?
**[20:09] Cannon**
Just fine, ma'am!
**[20:11] Cannon**
And I'm fully aware of
the mission before me!
**[20:14] Cannon**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Wolf! My senpai!
**[20:17] Cannon**
Unworthy kouhai though I may be,
**[20:18] Cannon**
please give me the benefit of your wisdom!
**[20:20] Wolf-F**
Senpai?!
**[20:21] Wolf-F**
Say, I kinda like that!
**[20:24] Nikaido**
We just squeaked in by the deadline.
**[20:26] Nikaido**
Well done, everyone!
**[20:28] Kuga**
Excellent work, everyone!
**[20:30] Kuroitsu**
Yes!
**[20:32] all**
Thank you for all your hard work!
**[20:34] Narrator**
* The process of monster development*
* is rarely seen by outsiders.*
**[20:39] Narrator**
* Once again, it has produced*
* a warrior of unbridled evil.*
***SIGN*** Victory
**[20:43] Narrator**
* Yet few are aware of the passionate*
* clash of minds between the technicians*
**[20:49] Narrator**
* who labor in the shadows to*
* see this process through.*
**[20:53] all**
Cheers!
**[20:55] Wolf-F**
*It's been a pretty rough time,*
**[20:57] Wolf-F**
*but I'm starting to get it, Miss Kuroitsu!*
**[21:01] Wolf-F**
*Monster development really is fun!*
**[21:04] Cannon**
Now all that remains is to destroy
Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[21:08] Kuroitsu**
Yes! Give it your best, Cannon!
**[21:10] Cannon**
I will, Miss Kuroitsu!
***SIGN*** Good Luck in the Field
***SIGN*** Divine Swordsman
Blader
***SIGN*** Draconic Bladegod
***SIGN*** Draconic Bladegod Jeanscar
(AK Pro)
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Akisenshi Maple Kaiser
(Akisenshi Maple Kaiser Production Committee)
***SIGN*** Sunset Warrior Gogo Red
(8Star Film)
***SIGN*** Dogengers & Yabai Kamen
(Secret Society of Evil, Inc)
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[22:46] Blader**
Blader Crash!
**[22:55] Kuroitsu**
Cannon!
**[22:57] Wolf-F**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[23:00] Wolf-F**
We worked our butts off to make that thing!
**[23:03] Wolf-F**
You stink, Blader!
**[23:05] Wolf-F**
Monster! Big meanie!
**[23:06] Blader**
I mean, it's not my fault.
**[23:09] Blader**
If you're building a monster,
**[23:11] Blader**
why wouldn't you make it big and bulky,
**[23:14] Blader**
with powerful weapons everywhere?
**[23:21] Narrator**
*And the customer's requirement.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time, on episode three,
***SIGN*** The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
**[23:29] Kuroitsu**
"The Monster in a Perpetual
Cycle of Death and Rebirth."
# E3 - The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEPW28/the-monster-in-a-perpetual-cycle-of-death-and-rebirth-struggles-to-break-its-chains-until-seduced-by-a-soul-entrapped-by-destiny)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Ryosuke Kaizu
**[00:04] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:06] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[00:17] Kuroitsu**
Now, prepare to die, Blader!
**[00:20] Kuroitsu**
Tremble before the overwhelming
coverage of Hydra's deadly attacks!
***SIGN*** Regenerating Monster
Hydra
**[00:26] Narrator**
*Regenerating Monster Hydra.*
***SIGN*** Hydra
***SIGN*** Concept Art
**[00:28] Narrator**
*A creature with eight auxiliary heads.*
**[00:31] Narrator**
*Or such was the proposal...*
**[00:32] Narrator**
* The heads were scaled back*
* for budgetary reasons.*
**[00:35] Narrator**
*She also possesses powerful venom!*
**[00:38] Narrator**
*Or such was the proposal...*
**[00:39] Narrator**
* The venom wasn't implemented*
* for budgetary reasons.*
**[00:44] Blader**
You expect this meager
monster to give me pause?
**[00:47] Blader**
I'll use all my power from the start!
**[00:52] Kuroitsu**
Such pressure!
**[00:53] Kuroitsu**
Blader's never been this intense before!
**[00:56] Blader**
*If I don't hurry...*
**[00:58] Blader**
* If I don't defeat this creature*
* as quickly as I can...*
**[01:01] Blader**
*I'll be late to my job!*
**[01:03] Narrator**
*Divine Swordsman Blader*
**[01:05] Narrator**
* works evening shifts on*
* Wednesdays and Saturdays.*
***SIGN*** — Episode 3 —
The Monster in a Perpetual
Cycle of Death and Rebirth
Struggles to Break Its
Chains until Seduced by
a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
**[02:57] Mizuki**
Hello?
**[02:58] Matsuyama**
*Hey, is this Mizuki?*
**[03:00] Matsuyama**
*Matsuyama here!*
**[03:01] Matsuyama**
*You know, from the long-distance gig?*
**[03:09] Mizuki**
Yes, I remember.
**[03:10] Matsuyama**
You free tomorrow, Mizuki?
**[03:12] Matsuyama**
We're a little shorthanded, see...
**[03:15] Mizuki**
Is this the same job as before?
**[03:18] Matsuyama**
*What, did you run into problems?*
**[03:21] Mizuki**
I wouldn't say that, exactly.
**[03:23] Mizuki**
But I don't think I'm cut
out for that kind of thing.
**[03:27] Matsuyama**
*I can see why you feel that way.*
**[03:29] Matsuyama**
* That didn't really play to*
* your strengths, did it?*
**[03:32] Matsuyama**
*I definitely agree!*
**[03:33] Mizuki**
Right?
**[03:35] Matsuyama**
*This next gig is totally different, though!*
**[03:38] Matsuyama**
*It's light work, honest!*
**[03:39] Matsuyama**
*Oh, we'll be serving lunch, too!*
**[03:42] Matsuyama**
*High-quality seafood!*
**[03:47] Matsuyama**
*Can you make it?*
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[03:54] Kenji**
*I'm beat.*
**[03:56] Kenji**
*At least I made it to my shift in time.*
**[04:00] Kenji**
*But I won't be getting more hours like this.*
**[04:03] Kenji**
* Balancing a part-time job with superheroing*
* might be harder than I thought.*
**[04:08] Reporter**
*You two really saved the day again, huh?*
**[04:11] Rose**
*You bet we did!*
***SIGN*** SAVING THE DAY
MAGICAL GIRL INTERVIEW
**[04:13] Rose**
* The forces of evil don't stand a chance*
* against Magical Girls: Pilia Magia!*
**[04:17] Zwart**
*We promise we'll keep the city safe!*
***SIGN*** SAVING THE DAY
MAGICAL GIRL INTERVIEW
**[04:20] Kenji**
A licensed magical girl duo?
**[04:23] Kenji**
*They're so lucky.*
**[04:24] Kenji**
* Full-time heroes can put*
* the job on their resume,*
**[04:26] Kenji**
*and they even get sponsorships...*
**[04:29] Kenji**
*Anime adaptations,*
**[04:30] Kenji**
*merchandise,*
**[04:32] Kenji**
*pachinko slot machines,*
**[04:33] Kenji**
*live stage shows...*
**[04:35] Kenji**
*It's all really awesome!*
**[04:39] Kenji**
* But it's pretty much been*
* all magical girls lately.*
**[04:43] Kenji**
*Do transforming heroes not sell anymore?*
**[04:46] Kenji**
* Is keeping up this Blader thing*
* really a good idea for me?*
**[04:51] Kenji**
Welcome!
**[04:56] Kuroitsu**
Could I get one bowl of pork on rice,
**[04:58] Kuroitsu**
with two helpings of pickled ginger?
**[05:01] Kenji**
One pork on rice!
**[05:03] Kenji**
On your way home?
**[05:05] Kenji**
You're looking pretty rough.
**[05:08] Kuroitsu**
Yes... I had a bad day at work.
**[05:12] Kenji**
*A bad day?*
**[05:13] Kenji**
*At the job she can't discuss?!*
**[05:20] Pimp**
What, this is all you got?
**[05:22] Kuroitsu**
I'm sorry.
**[05:24] Kuroitsu**
I didn't get many propositions yesterday.
**[05:26] Kuroitsu**
Please! I need that for my power bill!
**[05:28] Pimp**
Shaddup! You want more money, you earn it!
**[05:34] Kenji**
*What a horrible man!*
**[05:36] Kuroitsu**
I worked so hard on this project,
**[05:38] Kuroitsu**
but I had to roll it out unfinished
due to budget and deadline.
**[05:42] Kenji**
Unfinished?
**[05:43] Narrator**
*Divine Swordsman Blader, Kenji Sadamaki,*
**[05:46] Narrator**
* had the entirely wrong*
* idea about Kuroitsu's job.*
**[05:48] Kuroitsu**
I really thought the concept was sound,
**[05:52] Kuroitsu**
but it just didn't work out.
**[05:54] Kenji**
I think I understand.
**[05:56] Kenji**
I've been having a few...
work-related worries of my own.
**[06:01] Kenji**
I'm wondering if I'm going
about things all wrong.
**[06:05] Kuroitsu**
I couldn't begin to guess
at what you go through,
**[06:08] Kuroitsu**
but I'm sure it must be hard.
**[06:11] Kenji**
Yes.
**[06:11] Kenji**
But it was my decision to do what I do,
**[06:14] Kenji**
so I probably shouldn't compromise.
**[06:17] Kuroitsu**
*Compromise?*
**[06:18] Kuroitsu**
*That's right.*
**[06:20] Kuroitsu**
* I was so focused on rolling out product*
* that I've been unconsciously compromising!*
**[06:25] Kenji**
Here you go.
**[06:26] Kenji**
One pork on rice.
**[06:28] Kuroitsu**
Thank you for the great
advice, Mr. Employee!
**[06:32] Kuroitsu**
I'm going to give this another try!
**[06:35] Kenji**
That's good to hear.
**[06:37] Kenji**
Give it your best.
**[06:39] Kuroitsu**
Prepare to die, Blader!
**[06:42] Kuroitsu**
Behold our redesigned Hydra,
with twice the punch!
***SIGN*** Regenerated Regenerating Monster
Hydra II
**[06:46] Narrator**
*Regenerated Regenerating Monster Hydra II*
**[06:49] Narrator**
* is a regenerating monster*
* with two auxiliary heads.*
**[06:52] Narrator**
* The implementation of*
* venom was planned, but—*
**[06:53] Blader**
Blader Crash!
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[06:58] Kenji**
*Sheesh, those vile minions of Agastia...*
**[07:01] Kenji**
*Why do they always show up on Saturdays?*
**[07:04] Kenji**
*They almost made me late to work again!*
**[07:09] Kenji**
*Maybe I just can't handle the hustle.*
**[07:13] Rose**
*Aw, no way!*
**[07:15] Rose**
*This city is under* our *protection!*
**[07:18] Rose**
*Now* you *can be Magiarose, too!*
**[07:21] Zwart**
*Magiazwart will never give in!*
**[07:25] R&Z**
*Deluxe Magia Stick! Deluxe Magia Compact!*
***SIGN*** Magia Stick
***SIGN*** Magia Compact
**[07:29] R&Z**
*Now on sale from Papinia!*
**[07:32] Kenji**
*Maybe I'm not cut out for this.*
**[07:40] Kuroitsu**
One small pork on rice...
**[07:42] Kuroitsu**
and three helpings of pickled ginger.
**[07:45] Kenji**
Y-You're looking even
rougher than last time!
**[07:48] Kuroitsu**
I decided to go back through old documents,
**[07:51] Kuroitsu**
but the oldest ones were analog-only...
**[07:55] Kuroitsu**
*I bowed to budget and deadline again,*
**[07:58] Kuroitsu**
*and failed to bring my concept to fruition.*
**[08:01] Kuroitsu**
* I'm still not satisfied*
* with the state Hydra's in.*
**[08:05] (Flashback) Hydra**
I'm sorry, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[08:07] (Flashback) Hydra**
It's my fault we lost to Mr. Blader.
**[08:10] (Flashback) One**
Yeah, and he beat the crap out of us, too!
**[08:14] (Flashback) Two**
Do you know how humiliating it is to have you
call us "Hydra" when we only have three heads?
**[08:19] (Flashback) Hydra**
Sister One, Sister Two!
**[08:21] (Flashback) Hydra**
Please, that's enough...
**[08:22] One**
Now that work's over, you could
treat us to something tasty at a café!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[08:27] Two**
I'd prefer a beer in Ginza or Akasaka!
**[08:30] (Flashback) Wolf-F**
Are you really gonna
stick *more* heads on her?
**[08:34] (Flashback) Wolf-F**
She's already annoying as hell!
**[08:36] (Flashback) One&Two**
Shut up, animal boy-girl!
**[08:38] (Flashback) Wolf-F**
What was that?!
**[08:39] (Flashback) Hydra**
Sister One, Sister Two!
**[08:43] Kuroitsu**
*I need to step up my game.*
**[08:46] Kuroitsu**
*This was my original design concept.*
**[08:50] Kuroitsu**
*She spits venom to hold Blader in place,*
**[08:53] Kuroitsu**
* then launches into rolling*
* attacks from multiple heads*
**[08:56] Kuroitsu**
*and focused attacks from all sides.*
**[08:59] Kuroitsu**
*Two heads just won't cut it.*
**[09:02] Kuroitsu**
* I need to find a way... to eke*
* out a little more funding...*
**[09:10] Kenji**
Are you all right?
***SIGN*** DOCUMENTS
**[09:14] Kuroitsu**
I'm sorry. I'm fine, really.
**[09:17] Kenji**
These are so heavy!
You're taking them all home?
**[09:20] Kuroitsu**
Yes. I really do need them.
**[09:23] Kenji**
Your job sounds very difficult.
**[09:26] Kuroitsu**
It is.
**[09:27] Kuroitsu**
And of course, it is my job.
**[09:30] Kuroitsu**
But I also believe in
it on a personal level.
**[09:35] Kuroitsu**
I can't afford to forget why
I started doing what I do.
**[09:39] Kenji**
*Why you started...*
**[09:41] Kenji**
*Of course...*
***SIGN*** DOCUMENTS
**[09:42] Kenji**
* Didn't I first become Blader*
* to help people in need?*
**[09:47] Kenji**
*I can't afford to lose faith in myself!*
**[09:52] Kenji**
Thank you for the great advice, miss!
**[09:56] Kenji**
I think I'd forgotten why
I started doing what I do.
**[10:01] Kenji**
You've helped me recover
something very important!
**[10:04] Kuroitsu**
That's good to hear.
**[10:06] Kuroitsu**
Let's both do our best!
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[10:09] Kenji**
Thank you for coming!
**[10:11] Kuroitsu**
*That employee is so sincere.*
**[10:14] Kuroitsu**
* I need to rework my proposal*
* with similar sincerity.*
**[10:18] Kuroitsu**
* Yes... Our goal is, as ever,*
* to defeat Divine Swordsman Blader!*
**[10:22] Kuroitsu**
*I won't stop until I annihilate him!*
**[10:27] Kuroitsu**
It's the end for you at last!
**[10:34] Narrator**
* Re-Regenerated Regenerating*
* Monster New Hydra*
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
**[10:37] Narrator**
* is a regenerating monster with twice*
* again the number of auxiliary heads.*
**[10:41] Narrator**
* The last of the budget*
* was spent on the heads,*
**[10:43] Narrator**
* so unfortunately, the venom was*
* left unimplemented once more.*
**[10:47] Blader**
*Curse you, Agastia!*
**[10:49] Blader**
*Why must you always attack on Saturdays?!*
**[10:52] Narrator**
*Fight, Blader!*
**[10:54] Narrator**
*Your opponent shares your struggles!*
**[11:01] Tiefedorf**
I leave the rest to you.
**[11:06] Mizuki**
Wait, this *is* the same job as before!
**[11:09] Matsuyama**
Is not!
**[11:11] Matsuyama**
That gig was in Kyushu,
for the Secret Society of Evil, Incorporated.
**[11:15] Matsuyama**
This one's in Hokkaido,
**[11:18] Matsuyama**
for Tiefedorf, who's a part of Umbra,
**[11:19] Matsuyama**
under the control of the King
of the Forest of Darkness.
**[11:21] Matsuyama**
Totally different organizations.
**[11:27] Matsuyama**
He's here!
**[11:30] Kant**
Knight from the forests of the north!
**[11:32] Kant**
Banishing darkness with
the light of the moon!
**[11:35] Kant**
Knight of Owls, Kant!
**[11:38] Kant**
It's time to send you back to the darkness!
**[11:45] Matsuyama**
Here we go!
**[11:47] Mizuki**
This...
**[11:50] Mizuki**
This isn't light work at all!
***SIGN*** REGENERATING MONSTER
**[11:54] sign**
m 58 99 l 60 147 251 147 250 122 243 115 240 98
***SIGN*** Can consistently regenerate her body and auxiliary heads
as long as she has power remaining. She can generate
four auxiliary heads (sisters) max, but they all have minds
of their own, making them hard to manage from
a personality standpoint.
**[11:54] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** REGENERATION
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[11:59] Interviewer**
All right, here's my first question.
**[12:02] Interviewer**
The reason we conduct interviews
without résumé screening
**[12:06] Interviewer**
is because our president values
face-to-face interaction.
**[12:11] Interviewer**
So, can I assume...
**[12:14] Interviewer**
that you think an animal costume is
an appropriate outfit for an interview?
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
**[12:20] Cannon**
Oh, th-this isn't a costume!
**[12:23] Cannon**
It's my real body!
**[12:25] Interviewer**
You're naked, then?
**[12:26] Cannon**
I-I put on a tie!
**[12:28] Interviewer**
I see. Naked plus tie, then.
**[12:33] Interviewer**
Are you aware that our company's
focus is technological innovation?
**[12:37] Cannon**
Yes! Very well aware!
**[12:39] Cannon**
I'm extremely impressed by the
contributions you've made to society!
**[12:43] Interviewer**
And what skills would you
bring to our company?
**[12:48] Cannon**
My primary skills include
**[12:50] Cannon**
the obliteration of heroes
and marksmanship!
**[12:53] Interviewer**
So... murder, then?
**[12:58] Cannon**
If you want to boil it down, then yes!
**[13:00] Cannon**
I eradicate my targets without fail!
**[13:05] Interviewer**
I see.
***SIGN*** Mr. Cannon Thunderbird,
***SIGN*** Thank you for your recent visit.
***SIGN*** After careful consideration, we regret to
inform you that we will not be employing
you at this time. We appreciate your
understanding.
***SIGN*** We wish you only success in your future.
**[13:10] Cannon**
*A rejection notice, huh?*
**[13:13] Cannon**
*Well, I saw that coming.*
**[13:15] Cannon**
* And even if I change jobs,*
* I'll always be a monster.*
**[13:21] Cannon**
*I know it's a losing battle,*
**[13:26] Cannon**
* but when I consider the possibility*
* of being with this organization*
**[13:26] Cannon**
Would you like a balloon?
**[13:28] Cannon**
It makes the whole day more fun!
**[13:29] Cannon**
* for the next ten or twenty years,*
* I start to worry.*
**[13:32] Cannon**
Have a great day, now!
**[13:33] Cannon**
*Is this really how I want to spend my life?*
**[13:34] Kid**
Hooray!
**[13:36] Cannon**
Thanks for coming by today!
**[13:37] Cannon**
*For now, though,*
**[13:39] Cannon**
* I suppose my only option is*
* focusing on my job as a cast member*
**[13:43] Cannon**
* at an amusement park run by*
* Agastia's front company.*
**[13:49] Cannon**
Hey there, dear!
**[13:50] Cannon**
Have a balloon!
**[13:51] Reo**
Thank you so much!
**[13:53] Reo**
I just love pink!
**[13:56] Cannon**
Do you?
**[13:57] Cannon**
I'm so glad you like it!
**[13:59] Reo**
Bye-bye, birdie boy!
**[14:01] Yuto**
Thank you.
**[14:07] Yuto**
Wasn't that nice, Reo?
**[14:09] Reo**
Yeah, right!
**[14:11] Reo**
Did that bird think I'm some
kind of balloon-loving baby?
**[14:16] Reo**
Same to you, Yuto!
**[14:18] Reo**
Do you think I'm still the kind
of little kid who likes balloons?
**[14:22] Yuto**
Of course not, Reo.
**[14:24] Yuto**
I think the mascot was just so tall,
you looked short by comparison.
**[14:28] Reo**
Oh?
**[14:29] Reo**
Still sounds like you're
saying I look like a kid.
**[14:32] Reo**
I wish I could be tall like you, Yuto!
**[14:36] Yuto**
Reo... You probably shouldn't
cling to me like that.
**[14:40] Yuto**
Someone from class might see
us and get the wrong idea.
**[14:43] Reo**
What do you want from me?
**[14:45] Reo**
HQ told us to stick together.
**[14:48] Yuto**
I know that, but...
**[14:50] Yuto**
Do you really have to cling?
**[14:58] Compact**
* Monster mana detected!*
* Monster mana detected!*
**[15:01] Reo**
Yuto!
**[15:02] Yuto**
Right!
**[15:05] Reo&Yuto**
Magia Break!
**[15:07] Narrator**
* Reo Shikishima and Yuto Higaya*
* are no mere middle school students.*
**[15:12] Narrator**
* They are superheroes officially*
* licensed to protect the city,*
**[15:17] Narrator**
*Magical Girls: Pilia Magia!*
**[16:02] Rose**
Magical Girl Magiarose!
**[16:10] Zwart**
Magical Girl Magiazwart!
**[16:18] Rose**
You know, I've been thinking...
**[16:21] Zwart**
Do you get shorter than
me when we transform?
**[16:25] Zwart**
I just might!
**[16:26] Zwart**
Everything around me does
seem a little bigger...
**[16:32] Zwart**
What now?
**[16:33] Rose**
You get shorter, and yet...
**[16:37] Rose**
Why are these so darn big?!
**[16:40] Rose**
You act like you're so above it,
but deep down, you love the tits!
**[16:44] Zwart**
I didn't choose my
post-transformation physique!
**[16:46] Rose**
Stupid Yuto! Stupid Yuto!
**[16:57] Rose**
Okay, I'm all charged up!
**[16:59] Rose**
Let's go, Yuto!
**[17:01] Rose**
There's a monster out there,
so let's search and destroy!
**[17:03] Rose**
Search and destroy!
**[17:06] Zwart**
No one gets mood swings like you, Reo.
**[17:10] Hydra**
Sister One, Sister Two, please don't fight.
**[17:14] One**
Tell her to get off her bullshit, then!
**[17:16] Three**
You're the one who said anyone can be
an action star so long as they're hot!
**[17:21] One**
Well, where's the lie?!
**[17:23] One**
They handle the hard stuff
with stuntmen and CG!
**[17:26] Three**
Oh, screw that!
**[17:27] Three**
You think just any pretty face can
hang off a landing cargo plane?!
**[17:30] Two**
You're both utterly unsophisticated!
**[17:32] Two**
Movies are trash without
a good script, anyway!
**[17:35] Four**
Say, that new snowman
sings pretty good, huh?
**[17:39] 1;2;3**
You shut up!
**[17:41] Hydra**
Sisters, please! A hero might
detect us if you don't calm down!
**[17:46] Rose**
Monster...
**[17:48] Zwart**
...located!
**[17:49] Rose**
Zwart, let's finish it with one shot!
**[17:52] Zwart**
Right! Follow my lead, Rose!
**[17:56] R&Z**
Magia Full Break!
**[18:00] Cannon**
*I was born as a monster.*
**[18:02] Cannon**
*I don't know how to be anything else.*
**[18:05] Cannon**
* Can there be pride to be*
* taken in my identity, then?*
**[18:22] Zwart**
We missed the core!
**[18:24] Rose**
Wily little brat!
**[18:29] Hydra**
Are you all right, Sisters?
**[18:31] One**
Matsu! Run!
**[18:33] Two**
They're long-range fighters!
**[18:35] Four**
It's a bad match for us.
**[18:37] Hydra**
Right!
**[18:39] Rose**
They won't escape!
**[18:41] Rose**
Piercing Rose!
**[18:47] Cannon**
* Monsters are frequently*
* inflexible creatures.*
**[18:50] Cannon**
* That's because they're designed*
* with a single goal in mind.*
**[18:55] Cannon**
* But Miss Kuroitsu gives her monsters a*
* little more breathing room in their design,*
**[18:59] Cannon**
*allowing for greater diversity.*
**[19:02] Cannon**
*And so, my indecision—*
**[19:05] Cannon**
* yes, indecision, followed*
* by the ability to decide—*
**[19:08] Cannon**
*might be something that I owe to her!*
**[19:10] Cannon**
*If that's true, then all I need to do*
**[19:13] Cannon**
*is choose my path and follow it!*
**[19:23] One**
Matsu! You okay?
**[19:24] Three**
Wake up!
**[19:27] Rose**
All right! Let's finish her!
**[19:38] Rose**
What's that thing?
**[19:40] Zwart**
That's no mascot.
**[19:41] Zwart**
It's a monster!
**[19:44] Cannon**
We're just colleagues!
**[19:50] Zwart**
It's fast!
**[19:51] Rose**
You won't get away from me, fat bird!
**[19:58] Rose**
Piercing Ro—
**[20:08] Zwart**
Rose!
**[20:12] Zwart**
Are you all right, Rose?!
**[20:19] Cannon**
Lightning-calling system,
Great Spirit, activate!
**[20:23] Zwart**
Not good!
**[20:31] Zwart**
You okay, Rose?
**[20:39] Reo**
Did I... lose?
**[20:48] Zwart**
Rose...
**[20:53] Reo**
Why did that weird big bird
have a move like that?!
**[20:56] Reo**
No freakin' way!
**[21:02] Zwart**
You'll be okay.
**[21:03] Zwart**
You're strong, Rose.
**[21:06] Zwart**
You messed up this time,
but I still believe in your strength.
**[21:12] Reo**
Yuto!
**[21:14] Reo**
I'm sorry, Yuto.
**[21:16] Reo**
If I'd only been more careful...
**[21:18] Zwart**
I'm just glad you feel okay, Rose.
**[21:20] Zwart**
But could you not shout my real
name while I'm transformed?
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's Local Hero!
***SIGN*** Knight of Owls, Kant
***SIGN*** Knight of Owls, Kant
***SIGN*** Mixing by: Nash Studio
***SIGN*** This hero is
not a work of fiction!
He really exists!
**[22:59] Hydra**
Would you join me for a meal, Mr. Cannon?
**[23:03] Hydra**
I made lunches!
**[23:07] Three**
Matsu woke up real early to make this!
**[23:10] One**
You'd have to be a dense little
sucker to turn her down!
**[23:13] Two**
You're man enough to understand
that, aren't you?
**[23:15] Four**
Don't worry! It's all normal stuff, promise!
**[23:20] Cannon**
* I suppose this is another*
* path I've chosen.*
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time,
***SIGN*** The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries
**[23:28] Kuroitsu**
"The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor."
# E4 - The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ7N40/the-soul-of-a-demon-drinking-into-a-stupor-at-a-banquet-of-illusions-while-burdened-by-sins-that-lead-all-men-astray-shatters-with-anger-when-the-young-maiden-cries)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Hiroyuki Takano
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:06] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:17] Blader**
What is... this power?!
***SIGN*** Magnetic Ore Monster
Adamant
**[00:22] Adamant**
My magnetism produces a particular field!
**[00:26] Adamant**
Within that field, your Buster Blade
is a useless lump of scrap iron!
**[00:33] Adamant**
Now you'll meet your end!
**[00:35] Adamant**
Die, Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[00:42] Blader**
Blader Punch!
**[00:49] Camula**
Oh? You failed, then?
**[00:53] Adamant**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[00:55] Adamant**
Blader's the Divine Swordsman, you see,
**[00:58] Adamant**
so I never expected he'd drop
his sword and just punch me.
**[01:00] Adamant**
From a toy sales perspective,
it just seemed so unreasonable.
**[01:03] Camula**
A truly pathetic excuse.
**[01:08] Camula**
Are you prepared for the consequences?
***SIGN*** How I'll Do Better in the Future
**[01:12] Camula**
Go on... write!
***SIGN*** Reflections on Experience
***SIGN*** Name
**[01:15] Camula**
What you learned from your experience,
and how you'll do better in the future.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
**[01:18] Camula**
Make every word count.
**[01:19] Camula**
Carelessness will not be tolerated!
***SIGN*** — Episode 4 —
The Soul of a Demon Drinking into
a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions
While Burdened by Sins that Lead
All Men Astray Shatters with Anger
When the Young Maiden Cries
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[03:00] Kuroitsu**
It'd be nice to be an executive, huh?
**[03:02] Doctor**
Executive?
**[03:03] Wolf-F**
Y'know, I've never met those guys.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[03:06] Wolf-F**
Kinda sounds like a pain in the ass, though.
**[03:08] Kuroitsu**
Being an evil executive does
carry a lot of responsibility.
**[03:11] Kuroitsu**
It's a serious meritocracy there.
**[03:13] Kuroitsu**
There still aren't many
female executives, either.
**[03:16] Kuroitsu**
It's such a dream job for me.
**[03:18] Kuroitsu**
Most of all because...
***SIGN*** Salary
**[03:20] Kuroitsu**
They command huge salaries!
**[03:22] Doctor**
Of course that's what you care about.
**[03:24] Wolf-F**
That's a weirdly practical
reason to have a dream.
**[03:28] Doctor**
I get where you're coming from,
**[03:30] Doctor**
but we really need to think up a new monster
idea for the upcoming battle with Blader.
**[03:35] Wolf-F**
How'd they like the proposal I submitted?!
***SIGN*** Protective scarf that
deflects all attacks
***SIGN*** Rips apart
enemies with
super-sharp
claws!!!!
***SIGN*** Frickin' awesome gun
that shoots targets
30 light-years away!!
***SIGN*** Eternal Flare Cosmic
Dingo Monster Surrounded
by Everlasting Flames
***SIGN*** Commands rad spiritual
flames!!
***SIGN*** Mach-speed kicks
**[03:38] Wolf-F**
My Eternal Flare Cosmic Dingo monster
surrounded by everlasting flames?!
**[03:43] Doctor**
You think they'd accept
that pathetic scribble?!
**[03:46] Kuroitsu**
Ideas aside, I'd really like to scale
up our development capabilities.
**[03:51] Kuroitsu**
I've got lots of ideas that are impossible
under our current technological restraints.
**[03:55] Doctor**
Development capabilities, eh?
**[03:57] Doctor**
That won't be easy.
**[03:59] Doctor**
Maybe if we could get some
new research material...
**[04:03] Camula**
Hardly working, are we?
**[04:13] Camula**
These *are* business hours, are they not?
**[04:15] Camula**
Yet you don't seem to be
doing much business.
**[04:17] Narrator**
*Agastia's Pluripotent Cellular Executive,*
**[04:20] Narrator**
*Immortal Camula.*
**[04:22] Narrator**
*She's a vampire monster whose entire body*
**[04:24] Narrator**
* is made up of special cells said*
* to have universal application.*
**[04:28] Narrator**
* She demands strict adherence*
* to rules and order,*
**[04:31] Narrator**
* and is spoken of in rumor as ruthlessly*
* enforcing full-cellular commitment to work.*
**[04:35] Kuro&Doc**
L-Lady Camula!
**[04:37] Camula**
It appears I will have to
perform a personal audit.
**[04:41] Kuroitsu**
An executive audit?!
**[04:43] Wolf-F**
What's the big deal with that, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[04:46] Kuroitsu**
Once, one of the combat-oriented executives
dropped in for a surprise audit.
***SIGN*** Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
***SIGN*** Spirit!
**[04:57] Kuroitsu**
He gave us this totally
non-specific chewing out,
**[05:01] Kuroitsu**
and all his suggestions were really generic,
abstract philosophical principles.
**[05:04] Kuroitsu**
And when we submitted our report to him later,
he'd completely forgotten all of it!
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
**[05:08] Kuroitsu**
It's an issue that stems from the simple
hierarchy of evil organizations!
***SIGN*** Monster Management Department
***SIGN*** Monster Sales Department
***SIGN*** Combatant Management Department
***SIGN*** Strategic Development Department
***SIGN*** Systems Supervision Department
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** Legal Department
***SIGN*** Human Resources Department
***SIGN*** Accounting Department
***SIGN*** Great Leader
***SIGN*** Chief of Staff
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** General
Affairs
Department
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Monster Management Department
***SIGN*** Monster Sales Department
***SIGN*** Combatant Management Department
***SIGN*** Strategic Development Department
***SIGN*** Systems Supervision Department
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** Legal Department
***SIGN*** Great Leader
***SIGN*** Chief of Staff
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
**[05:13] Kuroitsu**
For some reason, we have to answer to superiors
who aren't even involved in our field!
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** Great Leader
***SIGN*** Chief of Staff
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** General Affairs Department
***SIGN*** Monster Management Department
***SIGN*** Monster Sales Department
***SIGN*** Combatant Management Department
***SIGN*** Strategic Development Department
***SIGN*** Systems Supervision Department
***SIGN*** Legal Department
***SIGN*** Human Resources Department
***SIGN*** Accounting Department
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
***SIGN*** Executive
**[05:18] Kuroitsu**
This hierarchy and top-down structure
is how you ended up in a female body,
**[05:22] Kuroitsu**
and how Cannon ended up being a fluffy bird.
***SIGN*** Monster Development Department
***SIGN*** Executive
**[05:27] Camula**
Your work has been slowing down lately.
**[05:32] Camula**
It's been a while since you've had
an equipment inspection, too.
**[05:35] Camula**
We don't want malfunctions
occurring in crucial moments.
**[05:39] Camula**
I've gone through the check sheet,
**[05:41] Camula**
but it might be best to have
a specialist go over it again.
**[05:45] Doctor**
*Thank goodness.*
**[05:46] Kuroitsu**
*It's a proper audit.*
**[05:48] Camula**
I'm curious.
**[05:50] Camula**
Why have your monster production
costs been rising lately?
**[05:54] Kuroitsu**
That was my idea.
**[05:56] Kuroitsu**
I wanted our designs to have a
little more... breathing room?
**[05:59] Kuroitsu**
More shades of gray, I guess you'd say.
**[06:01] Camula**
Shades of gray?
**[06:03] Kuroitsu**
Yes.
**[06:04] Kuroitsu**
Previous monsters were made unable to
perform anything but their immediate function.
**[06:08] Kuroitsu**
I thought giving them a little
more individuality and flexibility
**[06:11] Kuroitsu**
would let them perform a variety of jobs.
**[06:13] Kuroitsu**
That's a big part of why Wolfie boy didn't
have a breakdown despite his female body.
**[06:18] Wolf-F**
I *did* have a complete breakdown!
**[06:21] Wolf-F**
I'm totally getting this fixed, you got it?!
**[06:23] Kuroitsu**
And why Cannon, who was created for long-range
combat, can act as a mascot at events.
**[06:23] Cannon**
Here you go! Have fun! Can I help you?
**[06:24] kid**
So fluffy!
**[06:26] kid**
I can't reach the balloon! Move it down!
**[06:28] Camula**
I see. Shades of gray...
**[06:31] Camula**
*Performing outside their original function...*
**[06:34] Camula**
*That could be a legitimate philosophy.*
**[06:40] Camula**
I approve of your explanation of the costs,
**[06:42] Camula**
but I can't overlook your
dismal track record!
**[06:45] Camula**
The fact remains that you've
never once beaten Blader!
**[06:48] Doctor**
You're absolutely right.
**[06:50] Doctor**
There's nothing that can justify our failure.
**[06:54] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula...
**[06:56] Kuroitsu**
I'd like to make a request to you to
improve our development capabilities.
**[06:59] Camula**
Tell me. I may consider it.
**[07:02] Kuroitsu**
Could I ask for some of your pluripotent
cells to use as research material?
**[07:07] Kuroitsu**
I'm positive that new materials will lead to
new strides in monster development research!
**[07:12] Camula**
Oh? You're asking me to
submit myself to testing?
**[07:18] Doctor**
* She really is fearless when*
* it comes to her objectives.*
**[07:23] Camula**
Request denied.
**[07:24] Camula**
Agastia is not a school club.
**[07:27] Camula**
It's a meritocratic evil organization.
**[07:29] Camula**
If you need those cells, then take
them by whatever means necessary.
**[07:33] Kuroitsu**
You're challenging me to
shed your blood, then?
**[07:38] Camula**
Precisely.
**[07:41] Kuroitsu**
Just what I was waiting for!
**[07:43] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy!
**[07:44] Wolf-F**
Right!
**[07:45] Wolf-F**
Bete Claw!
**[07:52] Camula**
Wolf Bete.
**[07:53] Camula**
Modeled on the la Bête du Gévaudan
of France, were you not?
**[08:01] Camula**
This is that wolfman monster who
was switched to a female form, yes?
**[08:07] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy!
**[08:08] Camula**
I admire your spirit, but you've
got a long way to go.
**[08:14] Camula**
Perhaps it's time I reminded
you who's in charge here!
**[08:20] Wolf-F**
No!
**[08:22] Kuroitsu**
Please, no, Lady Camula!
**[08:24] Kuroitsu**
Forgive him!
**[08:25] Camula**
Are you talking back to me?!
**[08:31] Doctor**
Lady Camula, this is going too far!
**[08:33] Camula**
And one for you, too!
**[08:39] Camula**
Have I made myself clear?
**[08:40] Camula**
See that you have results by
the time of your next audit.
**[08:50] Kuroitsu**
Guess we won't be solving the development
capability issue any time soon.
**[08:54] Doctor**
What did you expect?
**[08:55] Doctor**
It's not that easy to get
new research materials.
**[08:58] Doctor**
We'll just have to stick
with the slow and steady.
**[09:00] Kuroitsu**
Is it that time already?
**[09:02] Kuroitsu**
I'm going off to do some research.
**[09:04] Doctor**
Research? For what?
**[09:07] Kuroitsu**
My latest idea for monster development.
**[09:10] Kuroitsu**
It's the age...
**[09:12] Kuroitsu**
of idols!
**[09:22] Bavalois A**
Thank you, everyone!
**[09:22] Kuroitsu**
*Idols really are so charming.*
**[09:26] Bavalois B**
Thank you!
**[09:26] Kuroitsu**
* An idol monster that can*
* win over people's hearts*
**[09:29] spectatorM**
Thank you!
**[09:29] Kuroitsu**
* would let us use our existing technology*
* while exploring new avenues of potential.*
**[09:29] spectactorF**
Thank you!
**[09:31] Bavalois B**
Getting to stand on this stage and see
all your smiling faces makes me so happy!
**[09:33] Kuroitsu**
*But I need a motif.*
**[09:37] Kuroitsu**
* I won't be able to do a spec comparison*
* graph like I do with combat-oriented monsters,*
**[09:37] Bavalois A**
It's almost like a dream!
**[09:40] Bavalois B**
I feel like we're standing on top of a
cloud, riding on waves of good feeling!
**[09:40] Kuroitsu**
* so I'll need a strong elevator*
* pitch to get them to—*
**[09:44] Camula**
I'm sorry...
**[09:45] Kuroitsu**
Oh, no, totally my fault!
**[09:47] Kuroitsu**
I was just so lost in thought.
**[09:47] Bavalois A**
But it's not a dream, is it?
**[09:50] Bavalois B**
No, it's reality.
**[09:51] Kuroitsu**
* The idols' performance*
* has moved her to tears?*
**[09:53] Bavalois A**
I used to think idols were special creatures
**[09:54] Kuroitsu**
* Their power to touch people's*
* hearts really is something.*
**[09:57] Bavalois A**
who lived in different worlds
than an ordinary girl like me.
**[10:02] Kuroitsu**
L-Lady Camula?
**[10:02] Bavalois B**
But now that we're here,
it's the same as it always was.
**[10:04] Kuroitsu**
What are you doing here?!
**[10:08] Camula**
You've got the wrong person!
**[10:12] Kuroitsu**
You're not convincing anyone like that!
**[10:15] Kuroitsu**
Really, you don't have to run away.
**[10:17] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula... you like idols?
**[10:19] Camula**
Certainly not!
**[10:22] Bavalois A**
Now for our next song!
**[10:25] Bavalois A**
This song was all we had back in
our early days after our debut.
**[10:27] Bavalois A**
It really means a lot to us!
**[10:29] Bavalois B**
Back then, the idea of singing in front of
this many people really was like a dream.
**[10:35] Bavalois A**
For the miracle that brought us here...
**[10:37] Bavalois B**
...and for those of you who
backed us all the way...
**[10:40] A&B**
Please listen... to "Kimidrome"!
**[10:54] Camula**
Sublime...
**[10:55] Kuroitsu**
That good?!
**[11:00] Camula**
I've been buying their merchandise
since their debut,
**[11:02] Camula**
but it was my first time
at one of their concerts.
**[11:05] Camula**
I refrained at first,
because it seemed inappropriate
**[11:07] Camula**
for an evil organization's executive
to lose her mind at an idol concert.
**[11:11] Camula**
But when you started talking about
making more versatile monsters,
**[11:15] Camula**
I thought I'd come and see if it felt right.
**[11:18] Kuroitsu**
Honestly, there's nothing wrong with that.
**[11:21] Kuroitsu**
Even monsters need to live their lives.
**[11:28] Camula**
Seeing them live for the first time,
**[11:30] Camula**
and thinking about all they've been through,
**[11:32] Camula**
I just...
**[11:48] Camula**
Forgive me for losing
my composure, Kuroitsu.
**[11:53] Kuroitsu**
Really, it's no problem at all.
**[11:56] Kuroitsu**
I don't know a lot about idols,
so I hope you'll teach me all about them.
**[11:59] Camula**
Really?!
**[12:01] Camula**
No problem! I have all their albums,
including first and alternate editions!
**[12:05] Camula**
I've got DVDs, Blu-rays, and even UHDs!
**[12:09] Kuroitsu**
* Like a young enthusiast first*
* meeting a kindred spirit...*
**[12:12] Camula**
I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell
the others in the organization.
**[12:16] Kuroitsu**
Of course I won't.
**[12:17] Kuroitsu**
Well, see you tomorrow.
**[12:32] Doctor**
This is such a big help, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[12:35] Doctor**
How'd you get those pluripotent cells?
**[12:39] Kuroitsu**
I promised never to tell.
***SIGN*** AQUATIC MONSTER
**[12:53] sign**
m 58 99 l 60 147 251 147 250 122 243 115 240 98
***SIGN*** A prototype model for an amphibious monster. Its prototype
status means its only ability is the ability to fight underwater.
Its worsening state of health is a result of its own poor
lifestyle habits.
**[12:53] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** UNDERWATER BREATHING
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[12:56] kid**
Mama! Hurry! Hurry!
**[13:01] Akashic**
Look, Wolfie girl!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[13:03] Akashic**
So many shops!
**[13:04] Wolf-F**
Just a moment, Great Leader!
**[13:05] Wolf-F**
We've gotta make a plan of
action for these things!
**[13:10] Kuroitsu**
No running, you two!
**[13:13] Kuroitsu**
I feel like I'm escorting
little cousins or something.
**[13:18] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
A routine inspection?
**[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor**
Yes.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor**
Maintenance for the monsters who
work at the amusement park
**[13:23] (Flashback) Doctor**
run by Agastia's front company.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Doctor**
Would you mind doing it
for us, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[13:28] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Sure thing.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
I'd like to see how Cannon
and Hydra are doing, anyway.
**[13:32] (Flashback) Doctor**
You can leave when you're done.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Doctor**
Or you can hang out a while first.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
I think I'm a little old for amusement parks.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
And it would be a little awkward
playing around on my own.
**[13:48] Kuroitsu**
I mean, we really didn't
come here to play around.
**[13:48] Wolf-F**
It's perfect on you, Great Leader!
**[13:49] Akashic**
I know, right?
**[13:51] Wolf-F**
We know! Great Leader and I are here
to inspect the amusement park!
**[13:55] Akashic**
Yes! We need to make sure the
attractions are running right!
**[13:58] Akashic**
It's important work!
**[13:59] Kuroitsu**
Yes, I suppose.
**[14:01] Kuroitsu**
But remember, you can't put
purchases on the company tab.
**[14:04] A&W-F**
Okay!
**[14:16] A&W-F**
This rocks!
**[14:18] Akashic**
There are still lots more
checks to do, Wolfie girl!
**[14:21] Wolf-F**
Oh, right... Great Leader...
**[14:23] Wolf-F**
I'd really like you to treat me as a man.
**[14:26] Wolf-F**
I'm not really fond of the "Wolfie girl" thing.
**[14:29] Akashic**
But you're kind of a girl and a boy...
**[14:32] Akashic**
Wolfie boygirl?
**[14:35] Wolf-F**
"Girl" is fine.
**[14:38] Cannon**
Have fun!
**[14:38] kid**
Thanks, big birdie!
**[14:40] Kuroitsu**
Are you feeling all right, Cannon?
**[14:44] Cannon**
Yes, all is well!
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
**[14:46] Cannon**
I'm in fine feather today!
**[14:48] Cannon**
What else would you expect... from a bird?!
**[14:50] Three**
Gross. Did you really just
tell a lame-ass dad joke?
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
**[14:53] One**
All is well? It's the opposite of well!
**[14:56] Two**
Indeed! What kind of louse spends all his
time with someone, but never holds her hand?
**[15:01] Three**
Only a real asshole refuses
to make a move after getting
**[15:04] Three**
a handmade lunch and hand-baked cookies!
**[15:06] One**
Look at this gutless piece of crap!
**[15:08] Four**
But Cannon's just so innocent.
**[15:13] Kuroitsu**
I guess all's well here, huh?
**[15:15] Akashic**
Look, Wolfie girl!
**[15:17] Akashic**
Aren't those fancy balloons just the cutest?
**[15:20] sign**
Remaining Today: 1
**[15:20] Wolf-F**
And it's the last one they've got.
**[15:22] Wolf-F**
Let's buy it.
**[15:23] Akashic**
All right! Let's go!
**[15:25] sign**
Remaining Today: 1
**[15:26] wolf-F**
I'll take that one.
**[15:29] girlA**
Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a balloon!
**[15:32] mom**
I can't, dear. She's getting the last one.
**[15:35] girlA**
But... I want a balloon...
**[15:42] Wolf-F**
Great Leader, should I...
**[15:44] Akashic**
Ignore her.
**[15:46] Akashic**
Buy it at once, Wolfie girl.
**[15:46] mom**
There's nothing we can do.
**[15:48] girlA**
But...
**[15:50] Akashic**
Limited resources should go to the powerful
**[15:54] Akashic**
who can use them to their fullest potential.
**[15:57] Akashic**
This is the principle behind our conquest.
**[16:10] mom**
Thank you!
**[16:10] girlA**
Thanks for the balloon!
**[16:13] Wolf-F**
Can't say no to a little
kid, huh, Great Leader?
**[16:15] Akashic**
I grew tired of it once I had it in my grasp.
**[16:21] Sahuagin**
Well, I've had the gallstones forever,
***SIGN*** Aquatic Monster
Sahuagin
**[16:24] Sahuagin**
but lately I've gotten an ulcer, too.
**[16:26] Kuroitsu**
Your physical specs seem fine,
**[16:29] Kuroitsu**
but I'm sorry to hear you haven't
been feeling well, Sahuagin.
**[16:32] Sahuagin**
My job at this attraction is to leap from
the water and pretend to attack people.
**[16:38] Sahuagin**
But a little while ago,
I made eye contact with a kid,
**[16:42] Sahuagin**
and she started bawling her eyes out.
**[16:43] dad**
It's okay! It's okay!
**[16:44] Kuroitsu**
Oh, dear...
**[16:45] Kuroitsu**
That might be a little scary for a kid.
**[16:47] Sahuagin**
I've tried to avoid eye contact
as much as I can since then,
**[16:52] Sahuagin**
but it's got me a little depressed.
**[16:53] Kuroitsu**
You might need psychosomatic treatment
more than you need maintenance.
**[16:59] Wolf-F**
Great Leader! I got 'em!
**[17:02] Wolf-F**
Huh? She still in the bathroom or something?
**[17:06] White**
Eh?
**[17:08] White**
Watch where you're going, you little brat!
**[17:10] White**
You made me drop my
limited-edition mint caramel!
**[17:14] White**
Well? What've you got to say for yourself?
**[17:25] Wolf-F**
Here.
**[17:29] girlA**
Thanks, miss!
**[17:31] Wolf-F**
"Mister," if you please!
**[17:34] White**
Hey, you little bitch!
**[17:36] White**
You don't use a grown man
as a stepping stone!
**[17:39] Wolf-F**
Yeah, you're a real "grown man,"
bullying a little kid.
**[17:43] Wolf-F**
You're a real piece of work.
**[17:45] White**
Hang on. Are you a monster?
**[17:48] White**
I was told not to attack humans,
**[17:51] White**
but I can attack monsters no problem!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Black Lore
Monster White Alligator
**[17:57] Wolf-F**
*A monster?*
**[17:58] Wolf-F**
*But not from Agastia...*
**[18:00] Wolf-F**
*From a different organization!*
**[18:02] White**
I am the mighty White Alligator
from Secret Society: Black Lore!
**[18:06] White**
I'll bring you to your knees!
**[18:15] Wolf-F**
What a slowpoke!
**[18:16] White**
C-Curse you...
**[18:25] Wolf-F**
That's a dirty little trick...
**[18:28] White**
You pathetic little wolf-girl!
**[18:30] White**
A real monster does
whatever it takes to win!
**[18:33] Wolf-F**
Put the girl down, man!
**[18:35] White**
Feel free to fight back... if you
don't care what happens to her!
**[18:43] White**
I'll fill you full of holes,
like a chocolate crunch!
**[18:49] White**
Look at you now!
**[18:51] White**
I'll tear the flesh from your bones!
**[18:53] Akashic**
Excuse me.
**[18:55] White**
What do you want?
**[18:57] Akashic**
One, two...
**[19:07] Wolf-F**
Great Leader!
**[19:09] Akashic**
You okay, Wolfie girl?
**[19:11] Wolf-F**
Boy, you sure saved my butt!
**[19:13] Wolf-F**
You really are the strongest in Agastia!
**[19:17] Akashic**
Just glad it's all okay!
**[19:19] Doctor**
This is *not* okay!
**[19:21] Doctor**
I've gotta regenerate him at once!
**[19:23] Doctor**
This is gonna be a serious
interorganizational issue.
**[19:26] Cannon**
Is this enough parts to fix him?
**[19:30] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy, can't you remember
how he used to look?
**[19:33] Wolf-F**
Was it two alligators... or three?
**[19:38] One**
Who cares how many there were?
**[19:40] Three**
Who's gonna say no to extra alligators?
**[19:42] Hydra**
It's more fun to have a big family!
**[19:45] Kuroitsu**
No!
**[19:47] Kuroitsu**
We have to get him back to
normal and hide what happened,
**[19:49] Kuroitsu**
or we'll have an interorganizational
conflict on our hands!
**[19:56] Akashic**
It's all their fault anyway!
***SIGN*** Incoming Call
***SIGN*** Matsuyama - Danger
***SIGN*** Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?
**[20:26] Mizuki**
"Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?"
**[20:29] Mizuki**
Well, I am... but not for you.
**[20:33] Mizuki**
"We've got a pretty good gig coming up."
**[20:35] Mizuki**
It's definitely going to be awful.
***SIGN*** This one's close by. In Tokyo. No van commute required.
**[20:38] Mizuki**
"This one's close by. In Tokyo.
No van commute required."
**[20:42] Mizuki**
No way. Not falling for that one again!
***SIGN*** Liability and health insurance both provided
**[20:44] Mizuki**
"Liability and health
insurance both provided!"
**[20:46] Mizuki**
I don't care! I don't like these jobs!
***SIGN*** Great pay, and totally under the table...
**[20:49] Mizuki**
"Great pay, and totally under the table!"
**[20:52] Mizuki**
She's talking about tax evasion! No way!
**[20:55] Mizuki**
"I sure would love to have you, Miss Mizuki!
It's such a sausage fest over here..."
**[20:59] Mizuki**
I mean, it's pretty weird that you're
doing it at all, Miss Matsuyama.
**[21:02] Mizuki**
"I don't have any other friends."
**[21:05] Mizuki**
I don't have any either, but...
***SIGN*** I was so glad to meet you in Tokyo that first time
**[21:08] Mizuki**
"I was so glad to meet you
in Tokyo that first time."
**[21:13] Mizuki**
What in the world...
**[21:15] Mizuki**
"It's really rough work,
but I like doing it with you."
**[21:19] Mizuki**
Hey, come on...
***SIGN*** Tofu
**[21:21] Mizuki**
"I sure hope you're free tomorrow..."
**[21:24] Mizuki**
"I want to see you..."
**[21:26] Mizuki**
"Let's meet up..."
**[21:29] Edorangers**
Thriving Business...
**[21:32] Edoranger**
Edoranger!
***SIGN*** Thriving Business
Edoranger
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Thriving Business
Edoranger
***SIGN*** Thriving Business Edoranger
(Edogawa Ward Shopping Street Association)
***SIGN*** Theme of Thriving Business Edoranger
"Thriving Business Edoranger"
Lyrics by: Yuki Eicho Music by: Shuki Nemoto, Yanhe Lai Mixing by: Shuki Nemoto
Mix: Shuki Nemoto Vocal: Yuki Sasaki
Guitar: Kota Sumitomo, Shuki Nemoto Engineer: Hiroaki Yokoshima
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[23:05] Edo Gold**
Abundant Hospitality!
**[23:09] Matsuyama**
All right! We'll crush you now!
**[23:12] Matsuyama**
Closing up shop!
**[23:13] Combatant**
Shutter! Shutter!
**[23:14] Muichimon**
Now...
***SIGN*** Dead Broke
**[23:16] Muichimon**
Business is closed for the day.
**[23:19] Combatant**
Shutter!
***SIGN*** Big Seller
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
"Saved by a Smile from the Deadly
Price Typically Extracted."
***SIGN*** Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon
# E5 - Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQXP78/saved-by-a-smile-from-the-deadly-price-typically-extracted-through-deals-with-monsters-that-dwell-in-the-deep-like-a-true-ring-of-solomon)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Seikoh Senoo
**[00:05] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:08] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:20] Arachne**
Oh?
**[00:21] Arachne**
To reach the alternate world campaign citadel
that I wove between dimensions is no easy feat.
***SIGN*** Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
**[00:29] Arachne**
And this little guest is not even
one of our hated hero rivals...
**[00:32] Arachne**
It's one of our own.
**[00:35] Arachne**
How very amusing!
**[00:38] Arachne**
What brings you here, then?
**[00:40] Kuroitsu**
Your stamp...
**[00:43] Kuroitsu**
I've come here to get your
stamp on these documents!
***SIGN*** — Episode 5 —
Saved by a Smile from the
Deadly Price Typically Extracted
through Deals with Monsters
That Dwell in the Deep like a
True Ring of Solomon
**[02:21] Kuroitsu**
Our request for new equipment
finally went through, Doctor!
**[02:25] Doctor**
Yes! The repeated submissions
paid off, Miss Kuroitsu!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[02:30] Doctor**
This will let us expand our
research to new materials!
**[02:33] Doctor**
And if we get results,
we might even get a staff boost!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[02:36] Wolf-F**
Why the way, Doctor,
what's a whatever-approval form?
**[02:41] Doctor**
Oh, he did mention a
collective approval form.
**[02:46] Doctor**
*Crap.*
**[02:48] Doctor**
*Of course. We have to get that, too.*
**[02:51] Doctor**
* A stamp of approval from*
* each of the executives...*
**[02:55] Kuroitsu**
Hey, that's no big deal.
Wolfie boy and I can split the job.
**[03:00] Kuroitsu**
We already have Lord Megistus's approval,
**[03:03] Kuroitsu**
so it's just a formality, right?
**[03:04] Doctor**
Well... I hope so.
**[03:10] Camula**
New equipment, eh?
**[03:12] Camula**
I have no personal objections to it.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
**[03:14] Camula**
But I admit to being wary of
anything you bring before me.
**[03:17] Kuroitsu**
Oh, don't be like that!
**[03:18] Kuroitsu**
We're friends, aren't we, Lady Camula?
**[03:22] Camula**
Very well.
**[03:26] Camula**
But we really should change up
this inefficient nonsense soon.
**[03:31] Kuroitsu**
Inefficient? How so?
**[03:35] Camula**
Kuroitsu, are you aware of what it means
**[03:38] Camula**
to seek out all of the executives?
**[03:45] Wolf-F**
He's here, but he's not?
**[03:47] Assistant**
You're here for Lord Eldridge, right?
**[03:50] Assistant**
He's planning right now.
**[03:52] Wolf-F**
"Planning"?
**[03:54] Narrator**
* Scientific Advisor Executive Eldridge*
* possesses a truly startling ability.*
***SIGN*** Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
**[04:00] Narrator**
* This ability, known as*
* the Philadelphia Plan,*
**[04:03] Narrator**
* allows him to make himself*
* completely undetectable*
**[04:05] Narrator**
*to denizens of our plane of existence.*
**[04:09] Assistant**
Lord Eldridge is doing sustained
testing of his ability,
**[04:14] Assistant**
so it can be difficult to get
in touch with him at times.
**[04:17] Assistant**
Oh, maybe now...
**[04:19] Wolf-F**
Lord Eldridge! Will you please...
**[04:24] Wolf-F**
How long will he be at this?
**[04:27] Assistant**
His previous record was a week,
**[04:30] Assistant**
but it varies, so...
**[04:34] Kuroitsu**
Excuse me. Have you seen this person?
**[04:37] Kuroitsu**
I believe he has a stronghold nearby.
**[04:40] lady**
My, what a curious character!
**[04:43] Shige**
Afraid I haven't seen him.
**[04:46] lady**
Shige dear, didn't you see a great creature
flying off toward that mountain?
**[04:50] Shige**
Oh, yes.
**[04:54] Kuroitsu**
* Why are executives so insistent on*
* having their own personal lairs?*
**[05:00] Narrator**
* Curse Dragon Executive Fáfnir guards a special*
* treasure that puts a curse on its owner.*
***SIGN*** Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
**[05:07] Narrator**
* Because of this, his lair lies deep in the*
* mountains, away from human settlements.*
**[05:27] Wolf-F**
I was able to pull your surveillance
station's location from HQ,
**[05:30] Wolf-F**
but I didn't expect it to be this far down.
***SIGN*** Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
**[05:34] Kraken**
Your ability to dive so
deep without equipment
**[05:37] Kraken**
proves to me that you're a monster.
**[05:40] Kraken**
But what proof do I have that
you're an *Agastia* monster?
**[05:44] Wolf-F**
Actually, I just need your stamp on this—
**[05:46] Kraken**
I, Kraken, pride myself on my status
as Agastia's most cautious monster.
**[05:53] Kraken**
That is why they placed me in
charge of this observatory.
**[05:59] Kraken**
I will now investigate you... thoroughly.
**[06:06] Wolf-F**
D-Don't tell me...
**[06:08] Wolf-F**
No!
**[06:12] Kraken**
Please fill out your name,
address, age, blood type,
**[06:17] Kraken**
ID number, and production code,
**[06:20] Kraken**
as well as favorite sayings,
least favorite foods,
**[06:23] Kraken**
first CD ever bought, personal motto,
**[06:26] Kraken**
preference in a partner, favorite magazine,
**[06:29] Kraken**
and which foot you use first
to step into the bath.
**[06:34] Wolf-F**
Uh?
**[06:35] Kraken**
I'll cross-check the information with
headquarters and verify your identity.
**[06:39] Kraken**
Only then will we discuss work.
**[06:42] Wolf-F**
Um... could you at least
let me get changed first?
**[06:47] Narrator**
* He received the approval*
* stamp two days later.*
**[06:59] Jaguar**
You've fought your way through
my impregnable Jaguar Base
**[07:03] Jaguar**
and reached me at last, Kuroitsu!
**[07:07] Jaguar**
Your physical prowess is
impressive... for a human.
***SIGN*** Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
**[07:12] Jaguar**
You have my foremost appreciation!
**[07:15] Kuroitsu**
Well, thanks...
**[07:17] Kuroitsu**
But that language really
isn't acceptable nowadays.
**[07:20] Jaguar**
What, really?!
**[07:22] Jaguar**
Sorry!
**[07:24] Jaguar**
But don't expect to receive
my stamp so easily.
**[07:28] Jaguar**
If you can land a single blow against me,
**[07:31] Jaguar**
then I shall grant my approval to your form!
**[07:33] Kuroitsu**
Very well.
**[07:35] Kuroitsu**
I've got a lot of stress built
up that I'm ready to vent.
**[07:42] Kuroitsu**
But if I defeat you, Lord Jaguar...
**[07:44] Kuroitsu**
Grant me an executive's seat!
**[07:47] Jaguar**
You'll have to defeat me first!
**[07:49] Kuroitsu**
Prepare yourself!
**[08:00] Uncle**
I prepared this just for you.
**[08:03] Uncle**
The champagne even matches your hair.
**[08:06] Wolf-F**
Um, all I need is your stamp, actually.
**[08:10] Uncle**
No need to rush, now.
**[08:13] Uncle**
I reserved the entire restaurant for
these private moments with you...
**[08:18] Uncle**
Miss Bete.
**[08:19] Wolf-F**
"Miss Bete"?
**[08:21] Wolf-F**
You're a well-connected guy.
You've gotta know my history!
**[08:25] Uncle**
Oh, I'm well aware.
***SIGN*** Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
**[08:28] Uncle**
Should it bother me?
**[08:30] Wolf-F**
Okay, I get it.
**[08:32] Wolf-F**
You've got "long-ranging"...
**[08:33] Wolf-F**
Or I guess, wide-ranging interests?
**[08:36] Wolf-F**
I've heard all the rumors.
**[08:38] Wolf-F**
You've had conquests among
all the female monsters.
**[08:42] Uncle**
Oh.
**[08:43] Uncle**
You mean... like this?
**[08:49] Wolf-F**
* He barely touched me,*
* but suddenly I can't move!*
**[08:54] Uncle**
The muscular system is
highly interconnected, you see.
**[08:57] Uncle**
And in man-made beings like monsters,
it's even easier to control.
**[09:04] Wolf-F**
*Crud... if this keeps up, I...*
**[09:14] Uncle**
How do you feel?
**[09:15] Uncle**
Did that remove a bit of your stress?
**[09:18] Wolf-F**
Hey... my joints do feel a lot looser!
**[09:24] Uncle**
It seems you've become one of my conquests.
**[09:29] Uncle**
And I've stamped your form, as well.
**[09:31] Wolf-F**
Lord Uncle! Thank you so much!
**[09:35] Uncle**
Please. No need to thank me.
**[09:38] Wolf-F**
But you also freaking pissed me off,
so is it all right if I pop you one?
**[09:44] Uncle**
Women frequently tell me that.
**[09:46] Uncle**
But only one.
**[09:48] Wolf-F**
All right!
**[09:51] Uncle**
*Truly, women are a difficult breed!*
***SIGN*** Collective Approval Form
***SIGN*** Collective Approval Form
***SIGN*** Collective Approval Form
**[10:01] Kuroitsu**
It's done!
**[10:03] Wolf-F**
We got all the stamps!
**[10:05] Kuroitsu**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[10:08] Wolf-F**
You okay, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[10:10] Kuroitsu**
I'll give Lord Jaguar one thing:
he doesn't hold back.
**[10:14] Kuroitsu**
But I'll get a rematch some day!
**[10:16] Kuroitsu**
You okay, Wolfie boy?
**[10:18] Kuroitsu**
Lord Uncle didn't take
advantage of you, did he?
**[10:21] Wolf-F**
H-Hell no!
**[10:22] Doctor**
Great work, you two!
**[10:24] Doctor**
But no more stamp rallies for us, right?
**[10:27] Wolf-F**
Freakin' seriously!
**[10:32] Kuroitsu**
Yes? Monster Development Department.
**[10:35] GA**
*This is General Affairs.*
**[10:37] GA**
*Glad to talk to you.*
**[10:40] Kuroitsu**
Glad to talk to you, too.
**[10:42] GA**
* We checked over the paperwork*
* you filed earlier,*
**[10:45] GA**
* and we noticed that two of the stamps*
* you submitted weren't approval stamps,*
**[10:49] GA**
*and one had the wrong year on it.*
**[10:52] GA**
*Could you resubmit the forms, please?*
**[10:59] both**
Hell no!
**[10:59] both**
Hell no!
**[11:05] Narrator**
* This became the impetus for Agastia's*
* project approval forms going all-digital.*
***SIGN*** COSMIC FELINE MONSTER, MEW
**[11:10] sign**
m 57 101 l 242 100 258 121 249 137 259 143 259 159 57 160
***SIGN*** Black Lore's flagship model monster, created with cutting-edge
technology and a generous budget. Her hobby is to tease
flustered and unconfident young people and observe the
changes in their mental state, but her creator insists that
wasn't part of her concept.
**[11:10] sign**
m 60 203 l 238 202 239 223 60 223
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** FIRES PRETTY DARN AWESOME BEAMS, MEW
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
***SIGN*** STRONG, MEW
***SIGN*** AWESOME, MEW
WANNA SEE, MEW...?
***SIGN*** FAST, MEW
***SIGN*** MWAHAHA
***SIGN*** SOFT, MEW
***SIGN*** TOTALLY NOT
CHEAP, MEW
**[11:13] Mizuki**
Please take one!
**[11:15] Mizuki**
Please take one!
**[11:17] Mizuki**
Please take one!
**[11:19] Mizuki**
Please...
**[11:23] Mizuki**
* Come on, guys... You can take*
* a tissue pack, can't you?*
**[11:27] Mizuki**
* At least a hero would've given me a*
* punch in the face for my trouble.*
***SIGN*** We'll buy up all your old memories!!!
**[11:30] Mizuki**
Please take one!
**[11:44] Wolf-F**
I'm back.
**[11:52] Wolf-F**
*Who's this guy?*
**[11:54] Kuroitsu**
Welcome back, Wolfie boy.
**[11:56] Kuroitsu**
We're about to have a visitor,
so you'll want to get ready.
**[11:59] Wolf-F**
A visitor?
**[12:00] Wolf-F**
And it's not this du—uh, this gentleman?
**[12:04] Kuroitsu**
Actually, that's the doctor.
**[12:16] Wolf-F**
Why's he such a pretty boy type?!
**[12:18] Wolf-F**
It's kinda pissin' me off!
**[12:20] Kuroitsu**
Not fair, is it?
**[12:22] Kuroitsu**
Keeping looks like that hidden all day...
**[12:26] Doctor**
This is a lot to say to a guy's face, you two.
**[12:30] Wolf-F**
So what's got you lookin' like that today?
**[12:34] Doctor**
I can't exactly wear my AR goggles
when we're meeting a guest.
**[12:42] Wolf-F**
Who's there?!
**[12:46] Wolf-F**
Who the hell are you?
**[12:48] Koharu**
I've graced you with my presence.
**[12:51] Koharu**
But what a disappointing welcome, Agastia!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department
Head of Research Koharu Hoen
**[12:54] Koharu**
We are Secret Society: Black Lore!
**[12:58] Koharu**
The future of world domination is ours!
**[13:02] Koharu**
Bow before me, miserable swine!
**[13:05] Kuroitsu**
It's so good to have you, Dr. Hoen.
**[13:08] Kuroitsu**
I'm Kuroitsu, development assistant
and combat supervisor.
**[13:14] Doctor**
And I'm the doctor here, Sadamaki.
**[13:17] Elbucky**
Doctor! Your intro totally bombed there, mew!
**[13:20] Elbucky**
What a professional failure, mew!
**[13:24] Elbucky**
Hey, little wolf girl!
Sorry 'bout that, mew!
**[13:27] Elbucky**
I didn't wanna do it, but the doctor made me
rehearse her intro with her three times, so—
***SIGN*** Cosmic Feline Monster
Elbucky
**[13:32] Koharu**
Be quiet, Bucky!
**[13:34] Koharu**
No self-respecting evil organization
goes through polite introductions!
**[13:38] Koharu**
I am Dr. Koharu Hoen of Black Lore.
**[13:42] Koharu**
Remember that name.
**[13:43] Elbucky**
And I'm Elbucky, mew!
**[13:45] Elbucky**
Nice ta meetcha, mew!
**[13:47] Wolf-F**
Isn't Black Lore...
**[13:50] (Flashback) White**
I am the mighty White Alligator
from Secret Society: Black Lore!
**[13:54] Wolf-F**
You're the guys who made
that alligator jerk!
**[13:56] Wolf-F**
But we brought him back to life and—
**[13:58] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy! Let's not say
any more than we have to.
**[14:02] Kuroitsu**
Nothing we might *regret*, you know?
**[14:06] Koharu**
Did you really think you
could put one over on us?
**[14:10] Koharu**
You may have toyed with his memory,
**[14:11] Koharu**
but your deceit became obvious
with a moment's investigation!
**[14:13] Wolf-F**
So, what? You're here to apologize?
**[14:17] Elbucky**
Nah, mew.
**[14:18] Elbucky**
We couldn't report to the higher-ups
**[14:20] Elbucky**
that he picked a fight with a rival
organization and got torn to shreds, mew.
**[14:23] Elbucky**
We came to get our stories straight, mew.
**[14:26] Koharu**
Precisely.
**[14:28] Koharu**
It's in our interest to save face, as well.
**[14:31] Koharu**
And...
**[14:32] Koharu**
It has been some time, Sadamaki.
**[14:35] Doctor**
Oh, yeah.
**[14:36] Doctor**
Since the meetup last year, right?
**[14:38] Kuroitsu**
What? Do you two know each other?
**[14:41] Koharu**
Of course we do. We were classmates.
**[14:47] Kuroitsu**
Classmates with the doctor...
**[14:49] Kuroitsu**
You're older than me?
**[14:50] Koharu**
I find that reaction extremely offensive!
**[14:53] Koharu**
Agastia Monster Development Department...
**[14:56] Koharu**
You may have had your way
with *one* of our monsters...
**[15:00] Koharu**
But don't let that go to your heads!
**[15:03] Koharu**
Allow me to announce my creation, Elbucky!
**[15:09] Koharu**
Advanced physical abilities
for close-range combat!
**[15:14] Koharu**
Eye beams for long-range combat!
**[15:21] Koharu**
A flawless masterpiece made
with the utmost care,
**[15:24] Koharu**
from artificial organs to
artificial nervous system!
**[15:28] Koharu**
Now I'll show you what she can do!
**[15:31] Koharu**
Take them, Bucky!
**[15:34] Elbucky**
I'm not really feelin' it, mew.
**[15:37] Elbucky**
Right, li'l wolf?
**[15:39] Wolf-F**
G-Get offa me!
**[15:41] Elbucky**
Play nice, mew!
**[15:46] Elbucky**
* The tension in the body...*
* The aversion of the eyes...*
**[15:50] Elbucky**
*I thought this was a girl, but...*
**[15:53] Elbucky**
*It must be...*
**[15:54] Narrator**
* Cosmic Feline Monster Elbucky*
* is Black Lore's flagship model,*
**[15:59] Narrator**
*with superior specs, but...*
**[16:01] Narrator**
*a highly problematic disposition.*
**[16:04] Elbucky**
*He's a virgin boy!*
**[16:06] Elbucky**
What's your name? Age? Preference
in a partner? Favorite magazine?
**[16:10] Elbucky**
Which foot do you use first
to step into the bath?!
**[16:14] Wolf-F**
What's with her?
**[16:15] Wolf-F**
Her whole vibe's totally changed!
**[16:17] Koharu**
Take this seriously already!
**[16:19] Doctor**
Did you just come here to
brag about your monster?
**[16:23] Koharu**
I certainly did.
**[16:25] Koharu**
After all, Black Lore and Agastia operate...
**[16:28] Koharu**
on completely different scales!
**[16:29] Koharu**
With completely different budgets!
**[16:31] Koharu**
With completely different ambitions!
**[16:34] Koharu**
No matter how talented you might be,
you can never beat me!
**[16:38] Elbucky**
Dr. Sadamaki beat her in
every test back in school.
**[16:43] Elbucky**
Some women just can't drop all
that baggage from their youth, mew.
**[16:48] Koharu**
Don't go feeding them personal information!
**[16:50] Koharu**
It's a violation of our code of conduct!
**[16:53] Elbucky**
Monsters are product, mew.
**[16:56] Elbucky**
Personnel rules don't apply to us, mew.
**[16:58] Kuroitsu**
I see...
**[16:59] Kuroitsu**
So you're a bit like rivals.
**[17:02] Kuroitsu**
That's kind of neat!
**[17:04] Koharu**
R-Rival? You insult me!
**[17:07] Koharu**
I'm the more talented by far!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department Head Researcher
**[17:11] Koharu**
After all, I'm not merely a *doctor*
in my development department.
**[17:15] Koharu**
I'm the* head researcher*!
**[17:18] Kuroitsu**
Head?!
**[17:19] Elbucky**
Obsessing over titles is
such a bad look, mew.
**[17:24] Kuroitsu**
The finest Dong Ding Oolong tea and our
prized traditional Japanese sweets set.
**[17:29] Kuroitsu**
I hope you enjoy them!
**[17:31] Koharu**
My!
**[17:32] Doctor**
I don't care about your title, myself.
**[17:35] Doctor**
It's clear from your monsters that
you've really come a long way.
**[17:41] Doctor**
You've always been talented, Miss Hoen.
***SIGN*** Hoen really sucks, huh?
***SIGN*** Totally lol
***SIGN*** Sooo stuck up
***SIGN*** She thinks she's
better than everyone
***SIGN*** lol screw her
***SIGN*** No wonder she's always alone
***SIGN*** Duh, she has no friends
***SIGN*** She thinks she's
better than everyone
**[17:51] Classmate A**
She's always on her own, right?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Doctor**
You're far more talented than any of them.
**[17:54] Classmate B**
Totally. Want to try to talk to her?
**[18:01] (Flashback) Doctor**
Don't let it bother you.
**[18:03] (Flashback) Doctor**
Once you're out of school,
it'll all become clear.
**[18:13] Koharu**
How kind of you to notice.
**[18:15] Koharu**
There's not a single respect
in which I could lose to you!
**[18:19] Camula**
Hey, Development Department.
**[18:21] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula?
**[18:23] Camula**
It's Premium Friday.
**[18:27] Camula**
Get going by the deadline, okay?
**[18:29] Kuroitsu**
Yes, Lady Camula.
**[18:31] Koharu**
P-P-P...
**[18:33] Koharu**
Premium Friday?
**[18:35] Koharu**
What system is that? You invoke its
name as if it were an ancient spell.
**[18:41] Narrator**
*Premium Friday is a campaign*
**[18:43] Narrator**
* proposed by the political and economic*
* worlds to stimulate consumer spending.*
**[18:48] Narrator**
* Workers may leave early on the last Friday*
* of each month to live a more enriching life.*
**[18:55] Kuroitsu**
Agastia still enforces it, as long
as it doesn't affect our work.
**[19:00] Kuroitsu**
And we're flexible about our shifts
to make sure everyone gets time off.
**[19:03] Koharu**
It can't be true.
**[19:05] Koharu**
The value of one's work is based
on how much overtime one takes.
**[19:12] Kuroitsu**
We're actually pretty respectable
about that kind of thing here, huh?
**[19:15] Doctor**
Yeah. And if we do get stuck with
overtime, we're paid appropriately.
**[19:20] Doctor**
Paid vacation requests
usually get granted, too.
**[19:22] Koharu**
What?
**[19:24] Koharu**
*Black Lore forbids the use of paid vacation.*
**[19:29] Koharu**
* When we work overtime, we're supposed to*
* punch our time card at the usual time.*
**[19:32] Koharu**
*Then, so as to avoid outside criticism,*
**[19:35] Koharu**
* we use a secret underground*
* tunnel when we do leave.*
**[19:40] Koharu**
Isn't that our duty as professionals?
**[19:43] Kuroitsu**
Oh, right.
**[19:45] Kuroitsu**
I've heard rumors that Black Lore
has huge employee turnover,
**[19:48] Kuroitsu**
and quite a few of its employees
have died from overwork.
**[19:51] Doctor**
One of those "black companies"
you hear about, eh?
**[20:01] Koharu**
That... That can't be true!
**[20:04] Koharu**
Black Lore is a large and
marvelous organization!
**[20:07] Koharu**
Working for them makes me
one of life's winners!
**[20:11] Koharu**
As long as I remain loyal
to my organization,
**[20:14] Koharu**
victory will always be mine...
**[20:17] Koharu**
It is trust in the organization
**[20:20] Koharu**
that will pave the way to my future!
**[20:25] Kuroitsu**
U-Um... are you okay?
**[20:28] Koharu**
Y-Yes.
**[20:30] Koharu**
We're leaving, Bucky!
**[20:33] Koharu**
Premium Friday...
**[20:35] Koharu**
Don't go thinking that's enough to beat me!
**[20:38] Elbucky**
Mew!
**[20:42] Narrator**
*And then, the next day...*
**[20:46] Koharu**
Kuroitsu, everything you
heard was a false rumor!
**[20:50] Koharu**
Our president told me over and
over with a beaming smile
**[20:52] Koharu**
that working hard is our duty!
**[20:55] Koharu**
So I wasn't wrong at all!
**[21:01] Narrator**
* Those who join a company right out of school*
* frequently pretend not to see its faults.*
**[21:11] Mavel**
Spirit Link!
**[21:15] Matsuyama**
Let's get going!
**[21:17] Mizuki**
Oga!
**[21:18] Mavel**
With the power of the dragon within me,
I slay evil with a righteous heart!
**[21:23] Mavel**
The God of Blue Dragon, Mavel, stands before you!
***SIGN*** God of Blue Dragon
Mavel
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** God of Blue Dragon
Mavel
***SIGN*** God of Blue Dragon Mavel
(Character Creation Office WoM-BoX)
***SIGN*** Theme of God of Blue Dragon Mavel
Release It! God of Blue Dragon Mavel
Artist: Magma
Lyrics/Music by: Hideaki Miake
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[23:01] Matsuyama**
Oga!
**[23:05] Mavel**
Ow!
**[23:06] Mizuki**
*I hit him?!*
**[23:07] Mavel**
That doesn't hurt!
**[23:09] Mavel**
Take that!
**[23:12] Mavel**
God of Blue Dragon Purifying
Blade: Mavel Katana!
**[23:15] Mavel**
Let's make this a fair fight!
**[23:18] Mavel**
Come at me!
**[23:18] Mizuki**
*It's okay... I knew what I was getting into.*
**[23:22] Mavel**
Evil God banished!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
"An Unsophisticated Soul
Tormented by Powers Unseen."
***SIGN*** An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest as a Malevolent Beast
# E6 - An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest as a Malevolent Beast
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4E8P9/an-unsophisticated-soul-tormented-by-powers-unseen-succumbs-to-brimming-anger-and-yearning-to-manifest-as-a-malevolent-beast)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:02] Narrator**
*It is a horrifying ritual.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Hiroshi Tokoro
**[00:06] Narrator**
* In its season, people go*
* into a frenzy of battle,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
* gathering their offerings, seizing them from*
* each other, and paying their tributes.*
**[00:15] Narrator**
*Some smile. Others weep.*
**[00:18] Narrator**
* The winners and losers*
* interweave in a mad dance*
**[00:20] Narrator**
* at a bizarre festival held*
* at this time every year.*
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[00:27] Kenji**
It's one of the worst things I've ever heard.
**[00:30] Kenji**
A friend of mine ended up
spending roughly 100,000 yen on
**[00:33] Kenji**
the exploitative practices
involved with that festival.
**[00:36] Kuroitsu**
Wait a minute.
**[00:38] Kuroitsu**
We *are* talking about
Valentine's Day, aren't we?
**[00:43] Kenji**
Yes, why?
**[00:45] Kuroitsu**
* Is he talking about some*
* kind of event in an online game?*
**[00:51] Kuroitsu**
Well, most people don't do real Valentine's
Day stuff unless they're in school.
**[00:59] Kuroitsu**
*Maybe I can use this!*
**[01:02] Akashic**
A Valentine's Day monster?
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[01:04] Akashic**
Tell me more! It sounds super fun!
**[01:06] Kuroitsu**
Ma'am.
**[01:07] Kuroitsu**
I believe it would breathe
new life into our battle.
**[01:10] Kuroitsu**
Please consider it.
**[01:12] Megistus**
Wait a moment, Kuroitsu.
**[01:14] Megistus**
Agastia's monsters are traditionally
themed after folklore and legends.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[01:20] Megistus**
Is there a Valentine's Day-related
legend appropriate for a monster?
**[01:24] Kuroitsu**
No, there isn't.
**[01:26] Kuroitsu**
But even online games set in fantasy
worlds have Valentine's Day events,
**[01:31] Kuroitsu**
and unrelated industries typically
have Valentine's Day sales,
**[01:34] Kuroitsu**
so I think you'll understand...
**[01:37] Kuroitsu**
The profitability of Valentine's
Day takes precedence over all!
**[01:41] Megistus**
Profitability?!
**[01:44] executives**
*Are monsters... merchandise?*
***SIGN*** — Episode 6 —
An Unsophisticated Soul
Tormented by Powers Unseen
Succumbs to Brimming Anger
and Yearning to Manifest
as a Malevolent Beast
**[03:23] Kuroitsu**
The presentation went great, guys!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[03:25] Wolf-F**
Really? That's awesome, Miss Kuroitsu!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[03:28] Kuroitsu**
Let's start development on
that Valentine's Day monster!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[03:32] Wolf-F**
Yeah!
**[03:34] Doctor**
*Miss Kuroitsu...*
**[03:34] Kuroitsu**
I just can't wait!
**[03:35] Wolf-F**
Let's get this on the road!
**[03:36] Doctor**
*You're finally walking that inevitable path.*
**[03:37] Kuroitsu**
We'll make this great!
**[03:38] Wolf-F**
Yeah!
**[03:38] Doctor**
*Limited-time monsters...*
**[03:38] Kuroitsu**
Yeah!
**[03:40] Doctor**
*You'll soon realize the horror that awaits you.*
**[03:45] Kuroitsu**
I'd like it to look like the surface
is dripping with chocolate.
**[03:50] Kuroitsu**
But our budget, plus the potential
for spoilage, makes that tricky.
**[03:54] Doctor**
In that case...
**[03:55] Doctor**
What about using a
chocolate-colored polymer?
**[04:00] Kuroitsu**
Wouldn't we get in trouble for not using
chocolate in a chocolate monster?
**[04:06] Doctor**
What if we integrate a minimal amount, then?
**[04:10] Doctor**
Then we're technically not lying!
***SIGN*** Name: Chocolate Monster
Ingredients:
***SIGN*** Chocolate (Less than 1%)
Manufacturer: Agastia
***SIGN*** Chocolate (Less than 1%)
Manufacturer: Agastia
**[04:14] Kuroitsu**
It'd feel a little like food fraud.
**[04:18] Wolf-F**
Well, it's not like anyone's
gonna eat the monster.
**[04:21] Wolf-F**
What's the big deal if we
don't use real chocolate?
**[04:24] Akashic**
Unacceptable!
**[04:27] Akashic**
You will *not* skimp on the chocolate!
**[04:29] Akshic**
Valentine's Day chocolate
is an expression of love!
**[04:32] Kuroitsu**
Lady Akashic?
**[04:34] Akashic**
You haven't made chocolate for anyone
in a while, have you, Kuro girl?
**[04:38] Akashic**
You can never make a proper chocolate
monster in your current state!
**[04:44] Kuroitsu**
That hit right where it hurts...
**[04:45] Kuroitsu**
It's not like I'm in school anymore!
**[04:48] Kuroitsu**
A woman my age making her own
chocolate feels kind of desperate!
**[04:51] Kuroitsu**
I think it would leave a worse impression!
**[04:53] Wolf-F**
No way, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[04:56] Wolf-F**
And you can give any kind
of chocolate you want.
**[04:58] Wolf-F**
*Besides, she might give it to me!*
**[05:02] Akashic**
You're in danger of losing
your maidenly hearts!
**[05:05] Akashic**
I'm putting you both through
chocolate boot camp!
**[05:12] Wolf-F**
Why do we need to wear skirts?!
**[05:16] Kuroitsu**
This is usually your job, Wolfie boy.
**[05:19] Wolf-F**
Why me?!
**[05:23] Wolf-F**
But... it looks pretty great
on you, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[05:26] Wolf-F**
You know... cute enough.
**[05:29] Kuroitsu**
Really?
**[05:31] Kuroitsu**
Hearing that from you kinda makes me blush!
**[05:35] Akashic**
Everyone ready?
**[05:37] Akashic**
First, picture someone you have a crush on.
**[05:40] Akashic**
As handsome a man as you want!
**[05:44] Kuroitsu**
If he's too handsome,
I might get self-conscious.
**[05:47] Wolf-F**
And I ain't into dudes.
**[05:50] Akashic**
Just do whatever, then!
**[05:53] Akashic**
First, you chop up the chocolate...
**[05:57] Wolf-F**
We're using store-bought stuff?
**[05:59] Wolf-F**
Is it really "handmade" if we
don't make it from "cocoa butter,
**[06:02] Wolf-F**
cacao mass, lecithin, trehalose,"
and all this other stuff?
**[06:07] Akashic**
Are you mocking me?
**[06:10] Kuroitsu**
Where would we even buy trehalose?
**[06:18] Akashic**
Just melt the chopped chocolate
over a hot water bath,
**[06:21] Akashic**
then pour it into the mold and let it chill.
**[06:25] Wolf-F**
If we're just melting and chilling it,
it's all the same stuff.
**[06:27] Wolf-F**
Why can't we just buy off the shelf?
**[06:30] Akashic**
I'm docking you one maiden point.
**[06:34] Akashic**
If you reach negative three maiden points,
**[06:36] Akashic**
I'll send you to the room of
maidenly heart conditioning.
**[06:41] Wolf-F**
Forgive me!
**[06:42] Wolf-F**
My conduct was unbecoming!
**[06:46] Doctor**
You okay, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[06:48] Kuroitsu**
On top of Lady Akashic's boot camp,
**[06:51] Kuroitsu**
I just can't find a way to balance budget needs
with the quality of the chocolate base.
**[06:55] Doctor**
You'd better pick a vendor fast,
or we won't make the deadline!
**[07:01] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu! I found a great vendor!
**[07:04] Kuroitsu**
Really?
**[07:08] Kuroitsu**
Marukari Corporation?
**[07:10] Kuroitsu**
I've never heard of this company.
**[07:13] Kuroitsu**
But this is the quality level we need.
**[07:15] Wolf-F**
They use own special channels
for overseas importing,
**[07:18] Wolf-F**
and since the amount is small, they can
get us what we need on-budget.
**[07:21] Kuroitsu**
Great job, Wolfie boy!
**[07:23] Kuroitsu**
Let's get working on the new
client registration paperwork!
**[07:26] Wolf-F**
We should make it just in time!
***SIGN*** Chocolate Monster
Melty
**[07:49] Melty**
I'll suffocate Blader with
my chocolate of love.
**[07:54] Akashic**
We did it!
**[07:55] Akashic**
Melty girl's all rolled out!
**[07:59] Kuroitsu**
We owe this to you, Lady Akashic!
**[08:02] Kuroitsu**
Without your boot camp of love,
**[08:04] Kuroitsu**
we'd have never gotten
Melty looking so good!
**[08:09] Wolf-F**
Yes? Monster Development Department...
**[08:13] Kuroitsu**
What's wrong, Wolfie boy?
**[08:16] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu...
***SIGN*** Tos TV
MARUKARI CORPORATION
EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE
***SIGN*** URGENT PRESS CONFERENCE
METAL FRAGMENTS FOUND IN MARUKARI CORPORATION CHOCOLATE
***SIGN*** URGENT PRESS CONFERENCE
METAL FRAGMENTS FOUND IN MARUKARI CORPORATION CHOCOLATE
**[08:19] Announcer**
* Marukari Corporation held a press conference*
* today regarding the foreign object incident.*
**[08:25] President**
* Regarding the finding of metal fragments*
* in our company's chocolate,*
**[08:30] President**
* we owe a sincere apology to our consumers*
* as well as all of our stakeholders.*
**[08:35] President**
*We are very sorry.*
***SIGN*** Caution! Flashing lights!
**[08:38] Announcer**
* Marukari Corporation has issued a recall*
* of the chocolate in question,*
**[08:39] Kuroitsu**
Well, it's not like anyone's actually eating it.
**[08:42] Wolf-F**
And we're sending her after Blader.
**[08:42] Announcer**
* and will be inspecting their factories*
* for the source of the foreign objects,*
**[08:44] Akashic**
And she's trying to kill him anyway.
**[08:46] Megistus**
Unacceptable!
**[08:46] Announcer**
* as well as for gaps in supervision*
* that might have led to it.*
**[08:48] Kuroitsu**
Lord Megistus?!
**[08:50] Megistus**
As an evil organization with a duty
to society, I cannot authorize this!
**[08:54] Megistus**
Chocolate Monster Melty is canceled!
**[09:02] Melty**
O-One minute, Lord Chief of Staff!
**[09:05] Melty**
Really, I'm fine!
**[09:06] Melty**
Even if I do contain foreign objects,
I can still fight!
**[09:09] Megistus**
We cannot release contaminated
food products to the public.
**[09:13] Megistus**
Our reputation is at stake!
**[09:16] Kuroitsu**
But, sir!
**[09:17] Kuroitsu**
The basic blueprint isn't the problem!
**[09:20] Kuroitsu**
If we swap out the base
material and regrow her—
**[09:22] Doctor**
You still haven't realized it, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[09:25] Doctor**
Even if we start regrowing her now,
***SIGN*** Everything Half Off!
**[09:28] Doctor**
she won't be finished in
time for February 14th!
**[09:31] Doctor**
A chocolate monster appearing
after Valentine's Day...
**[09:35] Doctor**
It'll be patently obvious that
we just fell behind schedule!
**[09:37] Doctor**
If we send her at Blader in
that state, her failure is inevitable!
**[09:42] Doctor**
Their combat power halves the second
they're past their expiration date.
**[09:45] Doctor**
Such is the horror of the
limited-time monster!
**[09:57] Wolf-F**
It's over.
**[09:59] Akashic**
Not even maidenly love can triumph
over corporate compliance.
**[10:03] Kuroitsu**
It's not over yet!
**[10:04] Kuroitsu**
Even if the monster isn't finished in time,
**[10:07] Kuroitsu**
I refuse to let our battle be in vain!
**[10:12] Narrator**
*And so February 14th—Valentine's Day—arrived.*
**[10:18] Blader**
Divine Swordsman Blader is here!
**[10:21] Blader**
Wretched Agastia!
**[10:22] Blader**
What monster will you send at me this time?!
**[10:33] Kuroitsu**
This is the embodiment of
our love, blood, and tears!
***SIGN*** Do not eat
**[10:38] Narrator**
*Object name: Chocolate.*
**[10:40] Narrator**
* Contents: Handmade chocolate*
* created at boot camp,*
**[10:43] Narrator**
*a memorial photo taken with Melty,*
**[10:46] Narrator**
* and a scrap taken from Melty*
* that warns against eating it.*
**[10:50] Kuroitsu**
This time next year, our Melty girl's
going to finish you once and for all!
**[10:57] Kenji**
What?
**[11:03] Kenji**
Heck yeah!
**[11:05] Kenji**
Yahoo!
**[11:08] Narrator**
* It was the first chocolate he had*
* ever received for Valentine's Day.*
***SIGN*** CHOCOLATE MONSTER
**[11:13] sign**
m 56 98 l 57 149 214 153 244 127 240 98
***SIGN*** Uses melting chocolate whose viscosity she can change
at will to restrain, crush, and suffocate the enemy.
Exceptionally powerful on Valentine's Day, but her battle
power drops severely after that.
**[11:13] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** CONTROL OF CHOCOLATE
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[11:13] sign**
m 414 322 l 579 322 579 331 414 331
***SIGN*** ° Power, Speed, Endurance, and Cost Performance values
drop the day after Valentine's Day
**[11:25] Dark**
I am Great Leader Dark Crow
of the Bukuro Darkness Army.
**[11:31] Matsuyama**
I'm from the Death Staff Temp Agency.
**[11:34] Matsuyama**
It's a pleasure to work with you today.
**[11:36] Dark**
I appreciate your aid.
**[11:37] Dark**
We've been struggling to get
enough combatants lately.
**[11:40] Matsuyama**
We're hearing that a lot these days.
**[11:42] Dark**
Indeed.
**[11:44] Dark**
Many companies are struggling to hire
full-time combatants during a recession.
**[11:48] Matsuyama**
We've got plenty of veterans here,
so don't you worry.
**[11:51] Matsuyama**
We've done all kinds of gigs.
**[11:54] Mizuki**
* I've seen a lot of these*
* people at previous gigs,*
**[11:57] Mizuki**
*so I can testify that they're veterans, but...*
**[12:01] Mizuki**
* People who can't hold a*
* normal conversation...*
**[12:02] Dark**
While watching a movie the other day,
**[12:03] Mizuki**
*People who only talk about gambling...*
**[12:04] Dark**
I had a great idea for a new device that
would let us finally defeat those Bravery Owls
**[12:05] Mizuki**
*People who admit to unsavory pasts...*
**[12:08] Mizuki**
* People who claim they make*
* money day-trading...*
**[12:09] Dark**
that stand in the way of
our conquest of Ikebukuro!
**[12:10] Mizuki**
* Senior citizens who definitely*
* shouldn't be doing this...*
**[12:12] Dark**
I'd really like your help
to see that plan through!
**[12:13] man**
Hey, you free after this?
**[12:14] man**
Wanna grab a drink? Or maybe tomorrow!
**[12:17] Mizuki**
* And people who will hit*
* on anything female...*
**[12:19] Dark**
Let's make today their last!
**[12:21] Mizuki**
*All the typical temp job stuff.*
**[12:23] Dark**
Now, I'm counting on you all for
this upcoming fight with Toshimach!
**[12:28] all**
'Kay.
**[12:30] Mizuki**
*We're never gonna win this!*
**[12:35] Red Mantle**
Today's oath leader, proceed!
**[12:37] Red Room**
Good morning!
**[12:39] Red Mantle**
Louder, if you please!
**[12:41] Red Room**
Good morning!
**[12:43] Red Room**
It's a pleasure to be working
with you all again today!
***SIGN*** Monster
Red Room
**[12:46] Red Room**
I am the monster Red Room!
**[12:48] Red Room**
While shopping at the convenience
store the other day, I noticed
***SIGN*** Oden
**[12:51] Red Room**
the daikon pieces in their packaged oden
had been reduced from two to one!
**[12:55] Red Room**
Nevertheless, the price remained consistent,
a clear sign of economic recession!
**[13:01] Red Room**
It was a keen reminder of the need for this
world's reins to be taken up by our great leader!
**[13:09] Red Mantle**
Our great leader, Lord Kaiserlore!
**[13:14] Kasierlore**
I am troubled.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Black Lore
Great Leader Kaiserlore
**[13:17] Red Mantle**
Did you hear that, my army?
**[13:19] Red Mantle**
Lord Kaiserlore is troubled!
***SIGN*** Monster Officer
Red Mantle General
**[13:22] Red Mantle**
We must complete our plans for
world domination posthaste!
**[13:27] Red Mantle**
Recite the rules of the organization!
**[13:30] all**
One, always devote yourself
to work with a smile!
**[13:34] all**
Two, hard work will never let you down!
**[13:37] all**
Sufficient effort will always lead to triumph!
**[13:40] all**
Three, those who serve the organization
and allow the organization to guide them
**[13:45] all**
are guaranteed a bright
and fortuitous future!
**[13:47] Narrator**
* Morning meetings at Black Lore*
* last an average of fifty minutes.*
**[13:48] all**
Four, those who strive, based on results...
**[13:57] Elbucky**
What's up, Doctor, mew?
**[13:59] Elbucky**
Did you give yourself stomach
cramps with dairy again, mew?
**[14:01] Koharu**
Well, excuse me for having a
touch of lactose intolerance!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department
Head of Research Koharu Hoen
**[14:05] Koharu**
You'll understand when
you're older, you know!
***SIGN*** Cosmic Feline Monster
Elbucky
**[14:07] Elbucky**
If a monster's secretions weaken over time,
there's no telling what'll happen to our insides!
**[14:12] Elbucky**
I'm actually pretty freaked about that, mew!
**[14:14] Koharu**
But what's really bothering me
**[14:16] Koharu**
is that our research and battlefield
results this month have been so poor.
**[14:19] Koharu**
What if I'm demoted?
**[14:21] Koharu**
Or worse, sent to the
Enhanced Training Center?
**[14:27] Elbucky**
Enhanced Training Center?
***SIGN*** Enhanced
Training
Center
**[14:30] Koharu**
A department that's technically
part of the organization,
**[14:32] Koharu**
but inexplicably can't be reached
by the internal phone lines.
**[14:36] Koharu**
It's so isolated, it can't even be
accessed from the company building,
**[14:39] Koharu**
and rumors say that day in and day out,
**[14:41] Koharu**
you're forced to watch videos of the vice
leader reciting the organization's rules,
**[14:45] Koharu**
and then have to write interpretive
essays about them.
**[14:51] Elbucky**
You're too freaked out, mew.
**[14:53] Elbucky**
Give yourself a little more credit, mew!
**[14:54] Bull**
Excuse me, Doctor.
**[14:57] Koharu**
Bull Head!
***SIGN*** Monster
Bull Head
**[14:58] Purple**
We're such a disgrace.
***SIGN*** Monster
Purple Mirror
**[15:01] Koharu**
Purple Mirror...
**[15:03] Koharu**
It's not your fault.
**[15:05] Koharu**
I should have planned things better!
**[15:08] Bull**
We embarrassed you at the
morning meeting today.
**[15:13] Bull**
The general made us read
it out to everyone.
**[15:15] Bull**
Our reflections on the latest plan and
how we plan to do better in the future.
**[15:19] Purplle**
We're monsters devoted to
psychological attacks,
**[15:23] Purple**
but now we're the ones under
psychological assault.
**[15:27] Koharu**
Red Mantle General is just... very...
**[15:31] Koharu**
Very strict.
**[15:33] Elbucky**
I wouldn't call that strict.
**[15:35] Elbucky**
I'd call it abusive management, mew.
**[15:37] Koharu**
Hey, Bucky!
**[15:38] Koharu**
You can't just say that kind of thing!
**[15:41] Elbucky**
I'll fix this! Just send me out, mew!
**[15:43] Elbucky**
I'll make quick work of those
greenhorn magical girls, mew!
**[15:46] Koharu**
You beating them now won't improve the
image of the development department.
**[15:51] Koharu**
I need results from my latest models.
**[15:54] Elbucky**
What an annoying organization, mew.
**[15:56] Koharu**
Results from my latest models...
**[16:01] Kuroitsu**
A collaborative spec comparison test?
**[16:04] Kuroitsu**
Another last-minute arrangement...
**[16:07] Doctor**
Miss Hoen must have something in mind.
**[16:10] Kuroitsu**
It's good timing, though.
**[16:13] Kuroitsu**
*Wolfie boy, Hydra girl...*
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
**[16:15] Kuroitsu**
*Let's show them what our tech can do!*
**[16:18] wolf-F**
You got it!
**[16:19] Hydra**
Sure!
**[16:20] Elbucky**
Wolfie!
**[16:22] Elbucky**
It's been forever!
**[16:23] Wolf-F**
Great, it's the kitty perv.
**[16:25] Wolf-F**
I sure wish you were the one I was fighting.
**[16:28] Elbucky**
Oh, but Wolfie...
**[16:30] Elbucky**
Bad things happen when I get serious, mew.
**[16:36] Wolf-F**
I-In what sense?!
**[16:39] Hydra**
Let's do our best, sisters!
**[16:41] Two**
This is going to ruin my foundation.
**[16:43] One**
What a pain in the ass!
**[16:45] Three**
Let's knock 'em on their asses
and go shopping for scarves.
**[16:48] Four**
But Matsu wants us to do our best...
**[16:51] Koharu**
If you defeat Agastia's monsters, the general
will have to acknowledge your worth.
**[16:56] Koharu**
And most importantly...
**[16:58] Koharu**
I'd never outlive the humiliation
of losing to Sadamaki!
**[17:02] Bull**
D-Doctor!
**[17:04] Purple**
You're getting too personally invested!
**[17:13] Kuroitsu**
Begin the match!
**[17:18] Bull**
Now, look into my eyes...
**[17:21] Bull**
and writhe in fear!
**[17:30] Hydra**
No! Don't! Stay back!
**[17:34] Narrator**
* Psychic Erosion Monster Bull Head can stoke*
* fear in its opponents by meeting their eyes,*
**[17:40] Narrator**
* and make them hallucinate*
* their greatest fear.*
**[17:45] Bull**
I've got you now!
**[17:46] Bull**
There is nothing that is without fear!
**[17:50] Bull**
My victory is guaranteed!
**[17:56] One**
Like hell we're gonna let
you bully our Matsu!
**[17:58] Two**
Matsu gets nightmares just
from horror movie packaging!
**[18:01] Three**
When we go to the video rental store,
**[18:03] Three**
we gotta plan out a route that avoids
the horror section, asshole!
**[18:07] Four**
Unforgivable!
**[18:10] Koharu**
He can't target all of the heads at once.
**[18:14] Koharu**
Very impressive, Sadamaki.
**[18:16] Koharu**
I never expected you to prepare
such a countermeasure!
**[18:19] Doctor**
Well, that's not exactly why I did it...
**[18:25] Wolf-F**
So they're the type that
attack the mind, huh?
**[18:28] Wolf-F**
Too bad that crap won't work on me!
**[18:31] Kuroitsu**
*Bet it will.*
**[18:33] Elbucky**
*Wolfie's out this round, mew.*
**[18:35] Purple**
We'll see about that!
**[18:37] Purple**
I, Purple Mirror, am the
complement to Bull Head!
**[18:41] Purple**
Those steel-souled few without fear
**[18:44] Purple**
frequently buckle in the face of pleasure!
**[18:48] Purple**
I'll trap you in a blissful dream from
which you will never *want* to return!
**[18:58] Wolf-F**
What?!
**[19:00] Wolf-F**
Die!
**[19:03] Akashic**
Great work! That's our Wolfie girl!
**[19:06] Doctor**
Our Wolf's the best!
**[19:08] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu, I finally did it!
**[19:10] Kuroitsu**
I always knew you could!
**[19:11] Kuroitsu**
The truth is... there's something
I've been wanting to tell you.
**[19:16] Kuroitsu**
I've felt this way about you... for a while...
**[19:24] Kuroitsu**
You can have me... any way you want.
**[19:29] Kuroitsu**
All right... Wolfie girl?
**[19:36] Purple**
I-It can't be!
**[19:38] Purple**
How did you escape my mirror
world of the mind?!
**[19:41] Wolf-F**
You messed it up.
**[19:45] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu calls me "Wolfie boy,"
not "Wolfie girl"!
**[19:49] Wolf-F**
If you get that part wrong,
it don't freakin' work!
**[19:52] Kuroitsu**
What's he talking about?
**[19:54] Doctor**
Must be particular about something...
**[20:03] Red Mantle**
You come crawling back to me
after that pathetic failure?!
**[20:07] Red Mantle**
Even if it was a collaborative test,
**[20:08] Red Mantle**
to lose pathetically to
those fools at Agastia...
**[20:11] Koharu**
I'm so sorry, Red Mantle General.
**[20:15] Red Mantle**
You've brought shame to Black Lore!
**[20:18] Red Mantle**
I'll discipline you myself!
**[20:22] Bull**
P-Please spare me!
**[20:36] Koharu**
And then the general submitted
his resignation on the spot.
**[20:41] Doctor**
Guess he'd gotten scared of
staying in the organization.
**[20:45] Kuroitsu**
What in the world did he see?
**[20:49] Narrator**
* The middle managers in a black company*
* frequently face their own challenges.*
**[20:58] Toshimach**
The glittering light of the sun!
**[21:00] Toshimach**
Bravery Owl, Toshimach!
**[21:03] Prism**
Bravery Owl, Prism!
**[21:06] Dark**
Show me what you can do!
**[21:08] Toshimach**
Let's go! Mach speed ahead!
**[21:10] Prism**
Engaging beautifully!
***SIGN*** Bravery Owl Toshimach
***SIGN*** Bravery Owl Toshimach
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Bravery Owl Toshimach
***SIGN*** Bravery Owl Toshimach
***SIGN*** Bravery Owl Toshimach
(Toshimach Project)
***SIGN*** Theme of Bravery Owl Toshimach
"Owl of Soul"
Singer: Kinya Kotani
Lyrics by: Kinya Kotani Music by: Daisuke Asakura
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[22:47] Toshimach**
All right, we're all done!
**[22:48] Toshimach**
Is it time to goof off yet?
**[22:50] Prism**
Certainly not, Toshimach!
**[22:52] Toshimach**
Aw, why not?
**[22:54] Toshimach**
As long as we're here, let's hit the town!
**[22:56] Prism**
We've got to finish our patrol—
**[22:57] Toshimach**
Yeah, yeah! Later!
**[22:57] Prism**
Oh, would you wait?! You...
**[23:04] Mizuki**
Um...
**[23:05] Mizuki**
Do the really strong people get
hired as full-time combatants?
**[23:09] Matsuyama**
Nah.
**[23:10] Matsuyama**
If you're strong enough, you quit the
combatant game and become a hero.
**[23:16] Matsuyama**
If you make it there,
you can really make it big!
**[23:22] Mizuki**
*Is it just me, or is this industry messed up?*
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
"The Result of Passions Served Up at a Monsters'
Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace—"
***SIGN*** The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God
# E7 - The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2X410/the-result-of-passions-served-up-at-a-monsters-banquet-engulfed-in-a-sweet-smelling-embrace-of-honeyed-poison-while-drowning-in-sin-with-an-avatar-of-god)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Kohji Moritsugu
**[00:05] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
***SIGN*** Pub
Azamino
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[00:16] Kuroitsu**
I'm so glad you all made it!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[00:18] Kuroitsu**
It's been another productive day!
**[00:20] Kuroitsu**
Let's toast to even more
great work in the future!
**[00:23] Kuroitsu**
Cheers!
**[00:24] all**
Cheers!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[00:30] Wolf-F**
This is my first-ever drinking party!
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
**[00:33] Cannon**
You look so excited, Senpai!
**[00:36] Hydra**
It's my first one, too!
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
**[00:38] Kuroitsu**
Aren't you glad we got
everyone together, Doctor?
**[00:43] Doctor**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[00:45] Doctor**
Workplace drinking parties
aren't so popular these days.
**[00:49] Doctor**
That said...
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
***SIGN*** Magnetic Ore Monster
Adamant
**[00:51] Camula**
I haven't been to a drinking
party in so long.
**[00:54] Camula**
Let's all let our hair down tonight, guys!
***SIGN*** Pub Azamino
Bottomless Drink Menu
**[00:58] Doctor**
Why is Lady Camula here?
**[01:00] Doctor**
She's not a part of the
Development Department!
***SIGN*** Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
**[01:03] Kuroitsu**
I know that, but...
**[01:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu**
Who can make it to tonight's drinking party?
**[01:08] (Flashback) Wolf-F**
Me!
**[01:08] Cannon**
Me!
**[01:08] Kuroitsu**
She just really obviously wanted to go.
**[01:09] sisters**
Me!
**[01:10] Hydra**
Me!
***SIGN*** Melty Girl
**[01:10] Melty**
Me!
***SIGN*** Drinking Party Participants
***SIGN*** Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
**[01:16] Kuroitsu**
I couldn't just say nothing and
leave her out, the poor thing!
***SIGN*** Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
**[01:20] Doctor**
I get that, but it's pretty hard to unwind
with an executive hanging around.
**[01:25] Kuroitsu**
Then we'll have to work out a plan.
**[01:28] Kuroitsu**
You and me, together!
***SIGN*** — Episode 7 —
The Result of Passions Served
up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed
in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of
Honeyed Poison While Drowning
in Sin with an Avatar of God
**[03:03] Wolf-F**
Straight from the tap!
Is this the legendary draft beer?!
**[03:08] Cannon**
You sure about this, Senpai?
**[03:10] Cannon**
Isn't your mental model underage?
**[03:13] Doctor**
It won't be a problem.
**[03:15] Doctor**
A monster's physiology means they
can't get drunk on alcohol.
**[03:18] Cannon**
Really?
**[03:19] Cannon**
That's actually rather disappointing.
**[03:22] Wolf-F**
It's freakin' bitter!
**[03:23] Wolf-F**
What is this gross crap?!
**[03:26] Kuroitsu**
I guess you would have more
of a child's palate, Wolfie.
**[03:29] Kuroitsu**
You'd better stick with juice.
**[03:30] Wolf-F**
Yeah, fine...
**[03:32] Wolf-F**
I'll have a grapefruit juice!
**[03:35] Mizuki**
One grapefruit juice, coming up!
**[03:39] Camula**
Perhaps I'll follow up with sake.
**[03:42] Adamant**
Maybe you should take it easy, Lady Camula!
**[03:45] Camula**
Don't be absurd, Adamant.
**[03:47] Camula**
Moderation on my part would set
a poor example for the others.
**[03:50] Adamant**
C-Certainly...
**[03:52] Camula**
With what they've got here, I'll take...
**[03:55] Camula**
Daiginjo 23!
**[03:57] Mizuki**
Daiginjo 23, coming up!
**[04:00] Adamant**
You're going that hard already?
**[04:02] Camula**
A practiced drinker knows you
always start with the best stuff.
**[04:06] Camula**
And ordering the cheap stuff would
pressure my subordinates to do the same.
**[04:08] Kuroitsu**
How would you categorize Lady Camula?
**[04:12] Doctor**
I'm not sure yet,
**[04:12] Camula**
Feel free to splurge too, Adamant.
**[04:13] Doctor**
but executives who attend drinking parties
fall into three major categories.
**[04:14] Camula**
C'mon, what do you want?
**[04:17] Doctor**
The first tells everyone to let their hair
down, but ends up taking over the party.
**[04:22] Doctor**
The second tells everyone
to let their hair down
**[04:24] Doctor**
and ignores what's said over
the course of the night,
**[04:28] Doctor**
but judges you at work the next day.
**[04:30] Doctor**
The third tells everyone to let their
hair down, then sits motionless,
**[04:33] Doctor**
and when you start worrying
that you've offended them,
**[04:35] Doctor**
you realize they've dozed off entirely.
**[04:37] Kuroitsu**
That last one is the one-man
"Lord Megistus" category.
***SIGN*** Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
**[04:41] Kuroitsu**
Boy, that freaked me out!
**[04:43] Doctor**
I doubt Lady Camula is the "party girl" type...
**[04:47] Doctor**
But let's remain on our
guard and watch for now.
**[04:51] Mizuki**
One grapefruit juice and one Daiginjo 23.
**[04:56] Wolf-F**
Juice right here!
**[04:57] Camula**
I had the Daiginjo.
**[05:01] Mizuki**
Not sure I want to get close to that table...
**[05:02] Cannon**
This beer is delicious!
**[05:04] Cannon**
And we won't get drunk at all!
**[05:06] Wolf-F**
Hey, are you and this chicken related?
**[05:09] Cannon**
Hey! What was that?
**[05:10] Cannon**
Oh, it might be... Good one, Senpai.
**[05:11] Doctor**
It's so nice to have this
time drinking together!
**[05:12] Wolf-F**
Survival of the fittest! Take it!
**[05:14] Cannon**
Th-Thank you.
**[05:16] Kuroitsu**
This beer is so frothy! I love it!
**[05:17] sisters**
Hey, you had two pieces at once!
**[05:18] sisters**
I need water!
**[05:20] Wolf-F**
Say, didja know I helped
assemble your frame?
**[05:24] Cannon**
Yes, you've told me many times.
**[05:27] Cannon**
Your work can be a little sloppy,
so I actually worry sometimes.
**[05:33] Wolf-F**
What'd you say?!
**[05:34] Wolf-F**
I was totally by-the-book when
I was puttin' you together!
**[05:37] Wolf-F**
Better watch your mouth, or you'll
join your buddy on that skewer.
***SIGN*** Chocolate Monster
Melty
**[05:43] Wolf-F**
At least you got to stay a man!
**[05:43] Melty**
By the way, aren't you a bird monster?
**[05:46] Melty**
Should you really be eating yakitori?
**[05:46] Wolf-F**
What if you had to have
a girl body like me?!
**[05:48] Cannon**
I'm actually a legendary god!
I'm completely unrelated to farm chickens!
**[05:51] Cannon**
Besides, you're made of food
products too, Miss Melty!
**[05:57] Melty**
But no one can eat me due to
the foreign objects within my body.
**[06:03] Cannon**
I'm so sorry!
**[06:04] Cannon**
I really didn't mean to upset you!
**[06:04] Wolf-F**
Poor girl! Cannon's so mean!
**[06:06] Melty**
Aw, look at you!
**[06:08] Melty**
Cutie!
**[06:14] Cannon**
C-Could you please watch
where you put those?!
**[06:17] Wolf-F**
You really are pretty fluffy.
**[06:22] Melty**
You can have a bite of me, if you like.
**[06:29] Two**
Did you see that?!
**[06:31] Two**
Utterly classless!
**[06:34] One**
What a creep. And right in front of Matsu!
**[06:37] One**
Say, think I could order some
sake and wasabi octopus?
**[06:41] Three**
You probably oughta keep cool, Sis.
**[06:44] Three**
Whatever you drink goes to Matsu's liver.
**[06:46] Four**
But the doctor said it was okay before.
**[06:50] Hydra**
I'll be just fine!
**[06:53] Hydra**
Have whatever you want, sisters!
**[06:56] Wolf-F**
This is definitely gonna get annoying.
**[06:58] Hydra**
Oh, I'm sure it won't!
**[06:59] Hydra**
My sisters are all very nice!
**[07:02] Hydra**
They just don't have a filter, that's all.
**[07:06] Kuroitsu**
This is exactly your problem, Doctor!
**[07:09] Kuroitsu**
We have to do more than just
meet basic standards!
**[07:12] Doctor**
But anything past that,
and it adds to the cost.
**[07:16] Doctor**
The burden on the suspension is dispersed
by the bioframe, so it's fine!
**[07:20] Kuroitsu**
You're wrong! Look at these charts!
**[07:23] Kuroitsu**
The frequency of replacements suggests
it's time to reconsider our approach.
**[07:27] Kuroitsu**
Isn't that right, Cannon?
**[07:28] Kuroitsu**
Your system is the same way, right?
**[07:30] Cannon**
O-Oh, I suppose!
**[07:33] Doctor**
Not quite, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[07:35] Doctor**
Those charts only go up to last year.
**[07:38] Doctor**
Cannon uses the renovated 30-Blue,
which isn't covered in those stats.
**[07:45] Cannon**
*I'm done for!*
**[07:47] Cannon**
* I'm stuck in a group having a*
* conversation way over my head!*
**[07:52] Cannon**
* But since they're talking about*
* my hardware, I can't just bow out!*
**[07:57] Wolf-F**
Get your head outta your
ass already, snakey girl!
**[08:00] Two**
What was that, you sneaky little bitch?!
**[08:04] Wolf-F**
I ain't a bitch! They're gonna
make me a man again!
**[08:05] Cannon**
* And now they're pressing Wolf's buttons,*
* so he won't get involved!*
**[08:07] One**
Well, you'd better be good-looking.
**[08:08] Hydra**
What chocolate are you
made out of, Miss Melty?
**[08:09] Wolf-F**
Manhood ain't all about looks!
**[08:10] Three**
You gotta be rich to say crap like that.
**[08:10] Cannon**
* Senpai! Please get involved*
* so I can join your conversation!*
**[08:11] Wolf-F**
A man don't need money,
all he needs is dignity.
**[08:11] Kuroitsu**
The world of artificial muscles will be
revolutionized within the next two years...
**[08:11] Melty**
This part's dark, and this part's milk...
**[08:13] One**
He needs education and
body language, at least.
**[08:15] Melty**
But we're drinking, so I might
be mostly whiskey bonbons!
**[08:16] Doctor**
But the direction of EAPs is still—
**[08:19] Camula**
Oh, shut up already! It's too damned loud!
**[08:24] Doctor**
Crap!
**[08:25] Kuroitsu**
We got so busy arguing...
**[08:34] Camula**
I'm always... always so by-the-book...
**[08:39] Camula**
I guess that's why everyone always avoids me.
**[08:42] Camula**
But that's my job, so... what else can I do?
**[08:46] Doctor**
She's a weepy drunk?!
**[08:48] Kuroitsu**
I thought monsters couldn't get drunk!
**[08:50] Adamant**
No, this always happens.
**[08:54] Adamant**
Lady Camula gets drunk
on the party atmosphere.
**[08:56] Wolf-F**
Hey, whazzis?
**[08:58] Wolf-F**
Who went'n made Lady Camula cry, eh?
**[09:01] Wolf-F**
G'won, fess up!
**[09:04] Doctor**
He's drunk on the atmosphere, too!
**[09:06] Doctor**
I thought he was acting strangely...
**[09:09] Cannon**
Listen up, assholes!
**[09:11] Cannon**
If this plate represents our organization,
**[09:13] Cannon**
the chicken represents the
Development Department!
**[09:15] Cannon**
And we monsters are the lemon slices!
**[09:19] Kuroitsu**
Now Cannon's making weird metaphors
about objects in the room!
**[09:23] Doctor**
And I can't figure out what
point he's trying to make!
**[09:26] Melty**
Yeah, I hear that.
**[09:28] Melty**
You're so right.
**[09:30] Melty**
I totally feel you.
**[09:31] Kuroitsu**
And Melty's just nodding along to be polite!
**[09:37] One**
I'm lonely, too! I'm lonely deep down, too!
**[09:39] Two**
Oh, this is hilarious!
**[09:40] One**
I'm never alone, but sometimes
I look up and I think... why?
**[09:42] Three**
Would you just listen already?!
**[09:42] Two**
Are you crying? That's not alcohol?
Should I lick it off?
**[09:43] Four**
You got a problem with
how I'm drinkin, buddy?!
**[09:44] Three**
And it ain't just you! Nobody listens to me!
**[09:45] Three**
You all just talk over me and... damn it!
**[09:47] Four**
C'mon, pour! Keep it comin'!
**[09:47] Kuroitsu**
A weepy drunk, a happy drunk,
an angry drunk, and a mean drunk!
**[09:52] Kuroitsu**
Hydra's got the full set!
**[09:57] Camula**
I'm just so... I'm just so...
**[10:00] Wolf-F**
Hey, keep it comin'!
**[10:00] Camula**
Everyone hates me so much,
and I try to get along, but...
**[10:02] WolfF**
The heck? What's this meat?
Whatever, drinkin' parties're fun!
**[10:02] Adamant**
I'll take the check, please.
**[10:05] Adamant**
Bill it to "Agastia," if you please.
**[10:05] Hydra**
Sister Four, you hold your alcohol well!
Stop it, sisters!
**[10:08] Mizuki**
C-Certainly...
**[10:08] One**
Gonna barf. No, I'm fine...
**[10:08] Four**
Thanks, Matsu! You're the
only one who's nice to me!
**[10:10] Kuroitsu**
He wants to take advantage of
Lady Camula's drunken state
**[10:12] Two**
Hey, what's taking so long?
Let's keep drinking!
**[10:12] Kuroitsu**
to charge it to the company account!
**[10:13] Melty**
I'm not drunk!
**[10:14] Melty**
Oh, listen to you!
***SIGN*** Pub
Azamino
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[10:16] Melty**
Well, I guess I am drunk,
but I'm not really drunk!
**[10:16] Wolf-F**
Keep those drinks a-comin'!
**[10:29] Wolf-F**
* Last thing I remember was*
* going to the drinking party.*
**[10:33] Wolf-F**
*What happened... after that?*
**[10:36] Wolf-F**
*I don't recognize this room.*
**[10:43] Wolf-F**
*Hang on, is this... a morning-after scene?!*
**[10:46] Wolf-F**
*Did I cross the line with someone?*
**[10:52] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu?
***SIGN*** MAGNETIC ORE MONSTER
**[11:02] sign**
m 57 101 l 259 101 259 118 189 147 58 148
***SIGN*** Generates powerful magnetic fields to draw in or repel metal.
It's fairly effective, but priority was given to health effects
rather than combat use.
**[11:02] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** MAGNETIC FIELD GENERATION
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[11:08] Wolf-F**
* Did... Did Miss Kuroitsu*
* take me home last night?*
**[11:13] Wolf-F**
*What do I do?*
**[11:14] Wolf-F**
*Or... what* did *I do?*
**[11:16] Wolf-F**
*What did I do last night?!*
**[11:17] Wolf-F**
*I can't freaking remember!*
**[11:21] Wolf-F**
*What happened?!*
**[11:23] Kuroitsu**
Morning...
**[11:25] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie Boy... gotta get
along with people, or...
**[11:28] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu!
**[11:33] Wolf-F**
*She is* not *a morning person.*
**[11:37] Kuroitsu**
You wouldn't wake up,
so I took you home with me.
**[11:42] Kuroitsu**
Someone had to do it,
and my place was closest.
**[11:46] Wolf-F**
I dunno what to say to that, but...
**[11:48] Wolf-F**
Sorry.
**[11:50] Kuroitsu**
You should be.
**[11:51] Kuroitsu**
You really need to try to tone it down.
**[11:54] Kuroitsu**
You monsters are really strong.
**[11:56] Wolf-F**
But these pajamas... Did you...
**[11:59] Kuroitsu**
Yeah, I put them on you.
**[12:02] Kuroitsu**
I wiped you down, too.
**[12:04] Wolf-F**
G-Give me a break!
**[12:06] Kuroitsu**
C'mon, don't sweat it.
**[12:08] Kuroitsu**
I saw you naked plenty when
we were first growing you.
**[12:13] Wolf-F**
That ain't the issue here!
**[12:16] Kuroitsu**
Calm down. There's no harm done.
**[12:18] Wolf-F**
There's plenty of harm done!
To my pride, for one thing!
**[12:22] Kuroitsu**
Well, what was I supposed to?
**[12:24] Kuroitsu**
I had to wash your clothes.
**[12:27] Kuroitsu**
Anyway, we have today off, right?
**[12:29] Kuroitsu**
Why don't we head out for a bit?
**[12:31] Wolf-F**
I'm not gonna say no to that, but...
**[12:33] Kuroitsu**
I'll lend you some clothes, then.
**[12:36] Wolf-F**
*Lately I've... really been wondering.*
**[12:39] Wolf-F**
*Does Miss Kuroitsu think of me as...*
**[12:43] Wolf-F**
Why do I have to wear a skirt again?!
**[12:46] Kuroitsu**
I just thought it might look better on you.
**[12:49] Wolf-F**
From an aesthetic point of view, sure...
**[12:52] Wolf-F**
But havin' it open down there freaks me out!
**[12:54] Wolf-F**
Anything could happen!
**[12:55] Kuroitsu**
You sound like a boy in women's clothing.
**[12:58] Wolf-F**
Well, that's basically what's happening here!
**[13:01] Kuroitsu**
I'm an only child, so seeing you
like this makes me a little happy.
**[13:06] Kuroitsu**
Maybe this is what it'd feel like...
to have a little sister.
**[13:09] Wolf-F**
Little sister?!
**[13:11] Kuroitsu**
Yeah, a little sister.
**[13:12] Wolf-F**
At least make me a little brother!
**[13:15] Kuroitsu**
C'mon, c'mon!
**[13:19] Wolf-F**
*It's not really the clothing I mind so much.*
**[13:24] Wolf-F**
* I just... I hate it when Miss Kuroitsu*
* treats me like a little girl.*
**[13:30] Wolf-F**
*But... I don't know why...*
**[13:36] Wolf-F**
A rooftop garden!
**[13:39] Wolf-F**
I've never been to one before!
**[13:41] Kuroitsu**
Isn't the fresh air great?
***SIGN*** Handmade Udon
Dashimochi House
**[13:44] Kuroitsu**
The udon here is really good.
**[13:47] Kuroitsu**
Let's have some.
**[13:48] Wolf-F**
Sure!
**[13:50] lady**
Here you go.
**[13:53] Wolf-F**
*Now that I think about it,*
**[13:55] Wolf-F**
* I don't know much about*
* Miss Kuroitsu's life outside of work.*
**[14:06] Wolf-F**
This is great!
**[14:07] Kuroitsu**
Right?
**[14:09] Kuroitsu**
Listen to me, Wolfie boy.
**[14:10] kid**
Mama, I want noodles, too!
**[14:11] Kuroitsu**
You need to always have a corner of
your mind cooking up monster ideas,
**[14:13] mom**
Come on!
**[14:15] Kuroitsu**
or they won't come out when you need them.
**[14:17] Kuroitsu**
So when I'm sitting out in a
big public space like this,
**[14:21] Kuroitsu**
watching the ordinary people
go about their lives...
**[14:24] Kuroitsu**
I start getting ideas, like,
"How could I genetically alter him?"
**[14:26] Kuroitsu**
or, "What kind of creature
could I combine her with?"
**[14:31] Wolf-F**
*She sounds kinda psychopathic right now.*
**[14:35] Kuroitsu**
Of course, human modification
is forbidden at Agastia,
**[14:39] Kuroitsu**
so those ideas are just a
springboard for other things.
**[14:42] Wolf-F**
Should you really be thinking so much about
work on your days off, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[14:46] Kuroitsu**
Shouldn't I?
**[14:48] Wolf-F**
I play games and sleep and
stuff on my days off.
**[14:52] Wolf-F**
And sometimes I do karaoke.
**[14:55] Kuroitsu**
I guess I have been kind
of a workaholic lately.
**[15:00] Kuroitsu**
But I do want to be an executive, after all.
**[15:03] Kuroitsu**
I really need to push myself
to earn that big score.
**[15:07] Wolf-F**
You're serious about being an executive?!
**[15:10] Kuroitsu**
Of course I am.
**[15:11] Kuroitsu**
That's why I put in face time
at the factories.
**[15:14] Kuroitsu**
I'm the kind of person who needs a
concrete goal to give a job my all.
**[15:17] Kuroitsu**
I have to keep upping my game
if I want to reach my goal.
**[15:21] Kuroitsu**
I've been at the Development Department
for a while because it's understaffed,
**[15:24] Kuroitsu**
but I might end up in another
department someday.
**[15:29] Kuroitsu**
So I'd like to mentor you about
monster development while I can.
**[15:33] Kuroitsu**
Sorry, I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
**[15:36] Wolf-F**
Okay...
**[15:40] Wolf-F**
* I really didn't know anything*
* about Miss Kuroitsu.*
**[15:47] Wolf-F**
* I can't let her keep dismissing*
* me as a little sister.*
**[15:49] Wolf-F**
* I need to become the kind*
* of man she'll really see!*
**[15:53] manA**
Hey, excuse me.
**[15:55] manA**
Your companion said she needed your help.
**[15:59] Wolf-F**
Huh? Really?
**[16:01] manB**
Sounded like she was havin' an issue.
**[16:03] Wolf-F**
Gotcha. Where is she?
**[16:08] Wolf-F**
Uh, this is a dead end.
**[16:11] Wolf-F**
Where's Miss Kuroitsu?
**[16:13] manA**
Hold on, now, monster girl.
**[16:16] manA**
We just wanna have a little fun...
just you and us.
**[16:20] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie!
**[16:22] Kuroitsu**
You can't just run off with strangers.
**[16:25] manB**
Hold on a minute, now.
**[16:27] manB**
You wanna join in, girlie?
**[16:29] manB**
The girls say we're really good at this.
**[16:33] Wolf-F**
*Wait, are they looking to score?*
**[16:35] Wolf-F**
*Are these guys hitting on me?!*
**[16:37] Wolf-F**
*How stupid are they?*
**[16:40] Wolf-F**
*Hang on a minute!*
**[16:41] Wolf-F**
*This might be my chance!*
**[16:42] Wolf-F**
* If I take these guys out*
* and save Miss Kuroitsu...*
**[16:46] Kuroitsu**
You're so cool, Wolfie boy!
**[16:49] Wolf-F**
That's it!
**[16:52] Wolf-F**
*Okay...*
**[16:53] Wolf-F**
*Let's just keep it non-fatal.*
**[16:56] manB**
Well? Sounds fun, right?
**[16:58] Wolf-F**
Now!
**[17:12] Wolf-F**
Miss... Kuroitsu?
**[17:14] Kuroitsu**
You've gotta be careful, Wolfie boy.
**[17:17] Kuroitsu**
Lots of guys out there will
go after monster girls.
**[17:21] Kuroitsu**
Since they can't press
charges if things go badly.
**[17:23] Wolf-F**
H-Huh?
**[17:25] Wolf-F**
I thought you were a scientist, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[17:28] Wolf-F**
How'd you get so damn tough?!
**[17:30] Kuroitsu**
Well, I can't afford to be weaker
than the executive monsters.
**[17:35] Kuroitsu**
Come on, let's get going!
**[17:36] Kuroitsu**
I was really holding back there,
so they'll be waking up soon!
**[17:40] Kuroitsu**
Earlier, I said you were like a little
sister... but I think I was wrong.
**[17:47] Kuroitsu**
The way I find myself worrying about you...
**[17:51] Kuroitsu**
I can't say I'm speaking
from experience, but...
**[17:56] Kuroitsu**
You're not my little sister.
**[17:57] Kuroitsu**
I think you're more like my daughter!
**[18:02] Kuroitsu**
I am your creator, after all!
**[18:04] Narrator**
* Wolf's feelings about Miss Kuroitsu*
* grew more complicated that day.*
**[18:11] Wolf-F**
At least let me be your son!
**[18:13] Narrator**
*Hang in there, Wolf!*
**[18:21] Mizuki**
Um... Miss Matsuyama?
**[18:24] Matsuyama**
Yeah?
**[18:25] Mizuki**
What drew you to this line of work?
**[18:28] Matsuyama**
The pay's good.
**[18:30] Matsuyama**
And they feed us, most times.
**[18:32] Mizuki**
Is that all?!
**[18:35] Matsuyama**
Yeah, that's all.
**[18:36] Matsuyama**
Something on your mind?
**[18:38] Matsuyama**
If you're having a problem,
I can pass it up the chain.
**[18:41] Mizuki**
Well... it's pretty dangerous work.
**[18:44] Mizuki**
I don't think it's the kind of
job women should be doing.
**[18:46] Mizuki**
And... we lose all the time.
**[18:49] Matsuyama**
Hang on. Do you want to win?
**[18:51] Mizuki**
Wait... *Can* we win?!
**[18:54] sign**
Top Secret Documents
Read Before Coming On-Site
**[18:54] Matsuyama**
Here's the rundown on tomorrow's job.
**[18:57] Mizuki**
Shirakawa City in Fukushima Prefecture...
**[19:00] Mizuki**
Organization... Dice?
**[19:02] Matsuyama**
Here's our opponent, Dharuriser.
**[19:05] Matsuyama**
He's just a dude in a suit.
**[19:07] Mizuki**
Just a dude?
**[19:09] Matsuyama**
His motif is the Daruma doll, and he
gets up every time he's knocked down.
**[19:12] Matsuyama**
Hence, Dharuriser.
***SIGN*** I'll do it myself!
Stand up again, for our children's future!
**[19:13] Matsuyama**
He's not a cyborg, and he
doesn't wear a power suit.
**[19:17] Matsuyama**
He's just a failed actor in a costume.
***SIGN*** A young man who dreamed of being
an actor, but had to give up on his
dream and go back to the country.
Good with his hands and used to making
costumes from his time in theater,
he created Dharuriser.
***SIGN*** Akihiro Tachi / Dharuriser
**[19:20] Mizuki**
So we're fighting a cosplayer?
**[19:23] Matsuyama**
With an opponent like this...
**[19:24] Mizuki**
...we might just win!
**[19:30] Matsuyama**
Dharuriser's motto is,
"Fall seven times, get up eight!"
**[19:33] Matsuyama**
Logic dictates that if we can get
up nine times, we can beat him!
**[19:37] Matsuyama**
To fight, you need passion!
For passion, you need stamina!
**[19:40] Matsuyama**
You need the stamina to
rise again nine times!
**[19:43] Mizuki**
I will!
**[19:45] Matsuyama**
If you want your dream to come true,
you need to be able to picture that dream!
**[19:50] Mizuki**
*My dream...*
**[19:53] Mizuki**
*I...*
**[19:55] Mizuki**
*I will beat a hero!*
**[19:57] Mizuki**
*To do that... I'll stand up nine times!*
**[20:02] Matsuyama**
The big fight's tomorrow!
**[20:04] Matsuyama**
Strike hard, for tomorrow!
**[20:07] Matsuyama**
Strike hard!
**[20:09] Matsuyama**
Strike hard!
**[20:24] Dharuriser**
Guardian of Shirakawa...
**[20:27] Dharuriser**
Dharuriser!
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Dharuriser
***SIGN*** Dharuriser
***SIGN*** Theme Song of Dharuriser
***SIGN*** Lyrics by: Itona Shiki Music by: Aizawa
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
**[22:00] combatants**
Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!
**[22:10] Mizuki**
So achy... Can't move...
**[22:18] Mizuki**
Hey... Did we win?
**[22:21] Dharuriser**
No matter how many times I fall,
I'll get up again!
**[22:32] Mizuki**
Thank goo—
**[22:33] Dharuriser**
Again and again... I'll get up!
**[22:51] Mizuki**
He's finally down—
**[22:53] Dharuriser**
I am a hero.
**[22:56] Dharuriser**
I am a hero!
**[22:59] Dharuriser**
I won't give up.
**[23:01] Dharuriser**
I won't give up!
**[23:04] Dharuriser**
No matter how many times...
No matter how many times...
**[23:07] Mizuki**
*Heroes are... Heroes are...*
**[23:10] Dharuriser**
No matter how many times I fall...
**[23:11] Dharuriser**
I'll get up again!
**[23:13] Mizuki**
*Heroes are...*
**[23:15] Dharuriser**
I am a hero!
**[23:21] Mizuki**
I can't even get up once.
**[23:24] Matsuyama**
Yeah, same.
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time... keep watching, okay?
***SIGN*** The Sheer Malevolence of the Denizens that Dwell in the Castle of the Dead Seeds Mutual Fear and Hostility Among Their Wicked Ranks
# E8 - The Sheer Malevolence of the Denizens that Dwell in the Castle of the Dead Seeds Mutual Fear and Hostility Among Their Wicked Rank
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD75JM/the-sheer-malevolence-of-the-denizens-that-dwell-in-the-castle-of-the-dead-seeds-mutual-fear-and-hostility-among-their-wicked-rank)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] nar**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] nar**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Daisuke Tsuchiya
**[00:06] nar**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] nar**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:23] meg**
You have taken great pains
to come here today.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[00:26] meg**
I am Chief of Staff Megistus
of Secret Society: Agastia.
**[00:31] meg**
You have my thanks for responding to
our classified ad for combatants.
**[00:35] zwart**
You think that's one of
Agastia's executives?
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
**[00:37] rose**
Looks like it.
**[00:39] rose**
He doesn't look so tough to me.
**[00:42] rose**
We'll defeat that monster
executive right now!
**[00:45] meg**
Now...
**[00:46] meg**
Let the screening begin!
***SIGN*** — Episode 8 —
The Sheer Malevolence of
the Denizens that Dwell in
the Castle of the Dead Seeds
Mutual Fear and Hostility
Among Their Wicked Ranks
**[02:22] nar**
*Several hours earlier...*
**[02:25] (Flashback) mitsuru**
Hey there, you two!
***SIGN*** President's Office
**[02:27] (Flashback) mitsuru**
I hope your classes went well!
**[02:29] (Flashback) mitsuru**
Are you making bank?!
**[02:30] (Flashback) yuto**
Mr. President, I'm not sure that's an
appropriate way to talk to heroes...
**[02:36] (Flashback) mit**
What?!
**[02:37] (Flashback) mit**
Are you not getting your merch royalties?
**[02:39] (Flashback) mit**
If the payments are late,
I'll let accounting know!
**[02:42] (Flashback) yuto**
That's not what I meant...
**[02:43] (Flashback) yuto**
It's just, leading off with talk of money...
**[02:46] (Flashback) mit**
Ah, youth!
**[02:47] (Flashback) mit**
You're so young, Yuto, my boy!
**[02:49] (Flashback) mit**
Don't I always tell you, when it comes
prioritizing money or justice...
**[02:53] (Flashback) mit**
You always have to choose both!
**[02:55] (Flashback) mit**
Because money and justice
are both *equally precious*!
**[02:58] (Flashback) mit**
Let's have no bones about it!
**[03:01] yuto**
* This guy doesn't have an*
* inside voice, does he?*
**[03:01] mit**
By the way, Yuto,
**[03:03] (Flashback) mit**
you're able to transform using
the female setting, aren't you?
**[03:07] (Flashback) mit**
That's really something!
**[03:08] (Flashback) mit**
Boys can't usually use those!
**[03:11] (Flashback) mit**
I know you were nervous,
but it's turning out great!
**[03:14] (Flashback) mit**
Your sales are some of
the best in our history!
**[03:16] yuto**
*It wasn't the sales I was worried about.*
**[03:19] (Flashback) reo**
Your ideas about business are
so amazing, Mr. President.
**[03:23] (Flashback) reo**
Have you considered holding
an online workshop series?
**[03:26] (Flashback) mit**
I already have one!
**[03:27] (Flashback) Mit**
Mitsuru Sansyu Presents: Money and Justice!
***SIGN*** Mitsuru Sansyu Presents
***SIGN*** Money & Justice
***SIGN*** Mitsuru Sansyu Presents
***SIGN*** Money & Justice
***SIGN*** 1980 yen per month
***SIGN*** Enroll
**[03:30] (Flashback) mit**
Just 1,980 yen a month!
**[03:32] (Flashback) reo**
Well, I should have known!
**[03:34] (Flashback) reo**
But I'm sure you didn't call us here
just to share your valuable knowledge.
**[03:38] (Flashback) mit**
Oh, yes! That's right!
**[03:39] (Flashback) mit**
You're familiar with Agastia, yes?
**[03:42] (Flashback) yuto**
Yes.
**[03:43] (Flashback) yuto**
They're an evil organization.
We encountered them before.
**[03:46] (Flashback) mit**
They do appear to have some
very powerful monsters!
**[03:50] (Flashback) mit**
But we need more info on them!
**[03:52] (Flashback) mit**
They seem to be the kind of organization
that flies under the radar when they can.
**[03:56] (Flashback) mit**
Thus, I want you to run
a reconnaissance mission!
***SIGN*** Operation: Magical Girls Undercover
**[04:01] (Flashback) mit**
I call it Operation:
Magical Girls Undercover!
**[04:08] (Flashback) yuto**
Is infiltrating an evil organization
really appropriate for magical girls?
**[04:14] (Flashback) reo**
The job includes taking out any
monster executives we meet,
**[04:17] (Flashback) reo**
so no one else could handle it.
**[04:20] (Flashback) yuto**
That makes it sound like a hit job,
**[04:22] (Flashback) yuto**
which I think goes against
our image even more.
**[04:25] (Flashback) reo**
Well, it's too late to complain.
**[04:26] (Flashback) reo**
We'll be fine. We have justice on our side.
**[04:30] meg**
To all of you who have come here
to support our ambitions...
**[04:32] rose**
That chief of staff looks
pretty darn fishy to me.
**[04:36] rose**
Let's take him out hard and fast.
**[04:37] zwart**
I hope he doesn't suspect us.
**[04:39] zwart**
We're not exactly inconspicuous, are we?
**[04:42] zwart**
I can't believe we transformed just to take
off our costumes and get in disguise.
**[04:47] (Flashback) both**
Magia Break!
**[05:01] (Flashback) rose**
Okay, Yuto...
**[05:02] (Flashback) rose**
Strip!
**[05:05] (Flashback) rose**
It's too late to claim you're embarrassed!
**[05:08] zwart**
Who thinks about magical girls
taking off their costumes?
**[05:08] rose**
Just do it! Just do it!
**[05:11] zwart**
The whole idea scared me!
**[05:11] zwart**
Hey! No, Reo! No!
**[05:14] rose**
Oh, shut up.
**[05:15] rose**
I let you wear my clothes,
so be grateful already.
**[05:19] rose**
And I tried it on my own once before.
**[05:22] rose**
I figured if we could change clothes,
you and I could hang out as girls.
**[05:27] zwart**
Reo...
**[05:29] megi**
Now, let us begin.
**[05:31] megi**
Enter the room in the order I call you.
**[05:34] megi**
Screening numbers one and two!
**[05:37] rose**
That's us.
**[05:38] zwart**
Right!
**[05:39] zwart**
* What kind of horrors does an evil*
* organization's screening process entail?*
**[05:46] meg**
Kindly introduce yourselves and explain
why you wish to join our company.
**[05:51] zwart**
*It's an ordinary interview!*
**[05:54] rose**
My name is Rin Sato.
**[05:55] rose**
My father ran out on us for various reasons.
**[05:58] rose**
The resulting anxiety combined with
overwork sent my mother to the hospital,
**[06:03] rose**
and I'm looking for a job
to pay her medical bills.
**[06:06] zwart**
* How can she come up with such a*
* serious backstory on the spot?*
**[06:06] rose**
I saw your ad for combatants and applied.
**[06:10] zwart**
*I've got to think of something, too.*
**[06:12] meg**
I see.
**[06:13] meg**
I'm sorry if relating that was painful for you.
**[06:17] meg**
Now, the next one. Please begin.
**[06:20] zwart**
Right...
**[06:21] zwart**
My name is, um... Yu... Yusuke Tanaka!
**[06:27] meg**
Yusuke?
**[06:30] rose**
*Yuto!*
**[06:32] zwart**
I-It sounds like a man's name, right?
**[06:35] zwart**
People tell me that all the time!
**[06:38] meg**
I suppose everyone has
their own circumstances.
**[06:41] zwart**
*He must think I'm a complicated person now.*
**[06:44] meg**
Now, my next question.
**[06:46] meg**
What abilities and experiences
would you bring to our company?
**[06:51] meg**
Sato first.
**[06:53] rose**
My previous job put me in
frequent contact with monsters,
**[06:56] rose**
so I know just how to deal with them!
**[06:59] zwart**
*Yeah... by destroying them, right?*
**[07:01] meg**
I see.
**[07:02] meg**
Work experience with monsters, at your age?
**[07:05] meg**
Then you know what's generally
expected of our combatants?
**[07:10] rose**
I know that "combatants"
is primarily a legacy term.
**[07:15] rose**
Your classified ad mentioned nothing
about combat ability, which suggests that
**[07:19] rose**
the job mainly involves supporting the
monster and doing odd jobs at the work site.
**[07:22] rose**
I might suggest that workshopping
the obsolete term
**[07:26] rose**
would help you to find more
suitable personnel in the future.
**[07:30] meg**
Your feedback is appreciated.
**[07:32] meg**
Now, what do you feel is our
company's goal? Tanaka.
**[07:37] zwart**
World domination through monsters, right?
**[07:41] meg**
Let's assume that is true.
**[07:42] meg**
What do you think our specific plans are?
**[07:45] meg**
Well, Sato?
**[07:46] rose**
You don't engage in any overtly evil
activities other than fighting heroes.
**[07:52] rose**
I suspect this is because you're still
at the stage of running field tests
**[07:56] rose**
to improve your monsters' performance.
**[07:58] rose**
In other words, your current priority is the
development and expansion of your monsters.
**[08:04] rose**
But certain elements of that
seem to be proceeding sluggishly
**[08:07] rose**
in light of a world domination goal.
**[08:09] rose**
Hire me, and I'll be able to offer
you a more effective plan.
**[08:14] zwart**
*Reo?*
**[08:15] zwart**
*This* is *a performance, right?*
**[08:18] zwart**
* You're not really going to turn against*
* the forces of justice, right?*
**[08:21] meg**
I see. A keen observation.
**[08:24] meg**
It's a shame I can't hire either of you.
**[08:28] rose**
Is it because of our age?
**[08:30] rose**
I personally believe that age is
no barrier to a hatred of justice.
**[08:34] meg**
All the more reason I cannot hire
anyone below the age of majority.
**[08:38] meg**
You see, an evil organization fights heroes,
and some of those may be children.
**[08:44] meg**
Needless to say, this would be unethical.
**[08:47] meg**
It follows, too, that any organization that
would use children for an infiltration mission
**[08:51] meg**
is also unethical.
**[08:53] zwart**
He knows who we are!
**[08:54] rose**
Let's do it, Zwart!
**[08:56] rose**
Strike Rose!
**[09:02] meg**
Now, my next question.
**[09:05] meg**
Our business is an unforgiving
one these days.
**[09:08] meg**
What do you anticipate for your future?
**[09:11] rose**
We'll smash through all
the walls ahead of us!
**[09:19] zwart**
Sword Zwart!
**[09:24] meg**
My final question...
**[09:26] meg**
Any last words before we part ways?
**[09:29] rose**
You're not as tough as you think!
**[09:31] both**
Magia Full Burst!
**[09:40] sign**
m 242 101 l 364 88 405 265 279 290
***SIGN*** Good luck
in your
future
endeavors.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[09:42] zwart**
I guess he got away.
**[09:46] rose**
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[09:48] rose**
Drop the super-cool act, you sneaky old man!
**[09:51] rose**
Absolute Zero Chief of Staff, my butt!
**[09:59] rose**
We'll totally crush him next time, right?
**[10:03] rose**
Right, Zwart?!
**[10:06] zwart**
*I'm not entirely sure who the villain is here.*
**[10:14] meg**
They were an impressively powerful adversary.
**[10:17] meg**
It seems we have little time to lose.
**[10:21] meg**
Now, then...
**[10:25] meg**
Next, please!
**[10:28] nar**
*The interviews continued.*
**[10:31] mit**
Boy, what a failure!
**[10:34] mit**
We really should've prepared special
outfits for the infiltration!
**[10:37] mit**
Then we could at least sell merch
of the one-time-only outfits!
**[10:43] nar**
*"Everyone has their own sense of justice,*
**[10:45] nar**
* but in the end, true justice*
* belongs to those with money."*
**[10:48] nar**
* A quote from Mitsuru Sansyu's*
* online workshop series.*
***SIGN*** REVIVING BERSERKER MONSTER
**[10:53] sign**
m 56 115 l 188 114 232 142 224 153 142 166 57 166
***SIGN*** An innovative new monster currently in development
based on Kuroitsu's bold new idea. Looks like a boring
old rock monster at first, but is capable of undergoing
a revolutionary transformation.
**[10:53] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** REVIVAL
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[10:57] blade**
Buster Blade!
**[11:03] blade**
Is that the best you've got, Agastia?
**[11:05] blade**
This might be the weakest
monster you've sent!
**[11:10] kuro**
Are you sure about that?
**[11:18] kuro**
This little one is based
on a brand new concept,
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[11:21] kuro**
designed specifically to take
down Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[11:25] kuro**
The product of our biggest budget in history!
**[11:28] kuro**
Unprecedented collaboration
with the relevant departments!
**[11:31] kuro**
And its ability... is the
one I proposed before!
**[11:34] (Flashback) fb**
"Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
**[11:36] (Flashback) fb**
Once Divine Swordsman Blader
inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
**[11:40] (Flashback) fb**
a new monster shall burst out from within,
**[11:44] (Flashback) fb**
resistant to all attacks previously expended!
**[11:47] kuro**
Yes... The realization of the dream
concept I improvised out of desperation!
**[11:52] kuro**
Its name is...
**[11:53] kuro**
Bandersnatch!
***SIGN*** Reviving Berserker Monster
Bandersnatch
**[11:58] blader**
It regenerated?!
**[12:00] blader**
Buster Blade!
**[12:08] blader**
It dodged my blade?!
**[12:09] wolf**
Yeah! Get 'im!
**[12:10] kuro**
*We did it, Doctor!*
**[12:12] kuro**
*It's a success!*
**[12:16] (Flashback) doc**
A monster that can learn Blader's attack
patterns and adjust to them on the spot?
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[12:21] doc**
It's certainly an interesting
concept, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[12:25] (Flashback) doc**
But...
**[12:27] (Flashback) doc**
We basically just get one shot at this, right?
**[12:30] (Flashback) doc**
If we discover a flaw on the battlefield,
we won't have time to write a bug fix program.
**[12:34] (Flashback) kuro**
You have a point...
**[12:36] (Flashback) kuro**
But since we've hit a wall in dealing
with Blader's attacks already,
**[12:40] (Flashback) kuro**
I think this kind of out-of-the-box
thinking is called for!
**[12:44] (Flashback) kuro**
I'll do repeated operational tests and simulate
all possible circumstances before the fact!
**[12:51] (Flashback) doc**
Good grief...
**[12:53] (Flashback) doc**
I'll do the best I can, then.
**[12:56] (Flashback) doc**
It's important to always
keep trying new things.
**[12:59] (Flashback) kuro**
Thank you, Doctor!
**[13:03] blader**
In that case...
**[13:04] blader**
Blader Crush!
**[13:10] wolf**
We did it, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[13:12] wolf**
He's got that jerk Blader on the ropes!
**[13:15] kuro**
*I'm so glad...*
**[13:17] kuro**
*So, so glad!*
**[13:19] kuro**
* If that hell I went through*
* had all been for nothing,*
**[13:21] kuro**
*I don't know if I'd ever recover...*
**[13:24] blader**
He's faster than the Blader Crush.
**[13:28] blader**
If I don't do something...
**[13:32] wolf**
Awright! It's over now, Blader!
**[13:46] master**
Master Blade!
**[13:49] master**
Suigetsu Sen!
**[13:53] master**
Second Form... Master Blader!
**[14:03] kuro**
I never expected him to bust out a new form.
**[14:06] kuro**
This scraps all our future
development plans, too.
**[14:09] doc**
I really should have anticipated this.
**[14:14] doc**
There's always a chance that
a hero has a second form.
**[14:18] wolf**
Why'd you assume Blader
didn't have another form?
**[14:21] doc**
Because... the thought that we've been
struggling this much against his base form...
**[14:26] doc**
I didn't want to believe it.
**[14:28] kuro**
He is the "Divine Swordsman,"
**[14:29] kuro**
and I'd had this sinking feeling that he
might have another sword up his sleeve.
**[14:34] kuro**
That total change in his abilities put all of
Banny boy's learned resistances to waste.
**[14:41] kuro**
Oh, sorry! It's not your fault, Banny boy.
**[14:44] kuro**
As the one who designed your
concept, it's really my fault.
**[14:49] wolf**
Snap out of it, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[14:51] wolf**
This ain't like you!
**[14:52] wolf**
Just because things turned
out bad in the end...
**[14:55] meg**
Precisely!
**[14:56] meg**
A battle with a hero is
waged one step at a time.
**[15:00] kuro**
Lord Megistus!
**[15:02] kuro**
I beg your forgiveness.
**[15:03] kuro**
It was my lack of foresight
that caused this.
**[15:06] kuro**
Dr. Sadamaki and Bandersnatch did
exactly what I asked of them.
**[15:11] kuro**
I... I should have anticipated a form change.
**[15:16] meg**
I appreciate your contrition,
**[15:17] meg**
but there's no need for you to feel guilty.
**[15:20] meg**
When working as part of an organization,
excessive concern about who's to blame
**[15:24] meg**
can lead to pointing fingers
during crucial moments,
**[15:26] meg**
resulting in an inability to employ
anything but reliable, proven ideas.
**[15:32] meg**
When a person's abilities are exceptional,
they must use those abilities effectively.
**[15:36] meg**
Diluting that for the sake
of a positive reputation
**[15:40] meg**
will hinder your ability to give
your all to your real job.
**[15:44] meg**
That would be a loss to our organization.
**[15:48] meg**
You created an innovative new monster.
**[15:52] meg**
That in itself is worth praise.
**[15:55] kuro**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:57] meg**
Obviously, we do wish to defeat Blader,
**[16:00] meg**
but that is not our only priority at present.
**[16:06] meg**
Do not forget this—
**[16:08] meg**
It is not *we* who are fighting a battle
that we cannot afford to lose.
**[16:21] wolf**
Miss Kuroitsu...
**[16:26] kuro**
Thanks, Wolfie boy!
**[16:28] kuro**
You were so right!
**[16:29] kuro**
It wasn't like me to sulk like that!
**[16:32] kuro**
Let's keep giving this our best!
**[16:34] wolf**
J-J-Just glad you're feeling better...
**[16:38] kuro**
What we need now is to come up
with a diversity of approaches
**[16:42] kuro**
in anticipation of possible
future form changes.
**[16:44] doc**
Yes,
**[16:46] doc**
depending on what ways specifically
Blader grows stronger.
**[16:49] doc**
And in the worst case scenario,
we might have to deal with *that*.
**[16:53] kuro**
Yes. *That*...
**[16:55] wolf**
"That"?
**[16:57] kuro**
That! A robot!
**[16:58] wolf**
A robot? For real?!
**[17:00] wolf**
We're gonna see a giant friggin' robot?
**[17:02] wolf**
That's freakin' awesome!
**[17:03] wolf**
Let's make a giant monster to fight it!
**[17:07] kuro**
Wolfie boy...
**[17:09] kuro**
A fifty-meter-tall giant-sized monster
**[17:12] kuro**
would be 25 times taller
than our standard ones, right?
**[17:15] kuro**
Its volume would therefore be 25 cubed,
**[17:19] kuro**
meaning we'd need 15,000 times the
standard material amount to make it.
**[17:23] kuro**
When taking construction
costs into account,
**[17:25] kuro**
plus the maintenance costs
when it's complete...
**[17:35] wolf**
Not happening.
**[17:36] kuro**
Where do heroes find the money to
fund their operations, anyway?
**[17:41] doc**
It's a good question.
**[17:43] doc**
They must have some serious backers.
**[17:48] trio**
Heroes are truly terrifying!
***SIGN*** Sadamaki
**[18:02] kenji**
*What in the world happened back there?*
**[18:10] vo**
*Next Stage: Master Blader!*
**[18:35] (Flashback) master**
Suigetsu Sen!
**[18:37] kenji**
*A second form...*
**[18:40] doc**
I'm home.
**[18:42] ken**
Uh-oh!
**[18:44] ken**
Welcome home, Big Bro!
**[18:47] hajime**
What's wrong, Kenji?
**[18:48] ken**
Oh, nothing!
**[18:50] ken**
Say, Bro... you work at a big
research facility, right?
**[18:54] hajime**
Yeah. Why?
**[18:55] kenji**
I could use some advice.
**[18:58] kenji**
If you suddenly got some new
gear delivered out of nowhere,
**[19:01] kenji**
and nobody contacted you
about what it was...
**[19:05] hajime**
I don't know quite what
you're talking about.
**[19:06] hajime**
Is someone trying to scam you?
**[19:08] kenji**
You think so?
**[19:10] hajime**
Can I see your contract?
**[19:12] kenji**
I don't have documentation. Or emails.
**[19:15] hajime**
That sounds really shady.
**[19:17] hajime**
What in the world did they send you?
**[19:19] kenji**
Well... I can't really...
**[19:21] nar**
* The worries never end,*
* for the forces of good and evil both.*
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
***SIGN*** Did you spot them?
***SIGN*** Cyber Riot Squad
(Kaisei Project/Kaisei Kaikan)
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia
***SIGN*** Combatant Interviews
**[20:58] meg**
Kindly introduce yourself and explain
why you wish to join our company.
**[21:04] miz**
Well, my name is Karen Mizuki.
**[21:07] miz**
I occasionally serve as a
combatant on a temporary basis.
**[21:11] miz**
And it's kind of...
**[21:14] miz**
I feel like if I'm going to do this,
I'd rather be full-time, you know?
**[21:18] meg**
I see.
**[21:20] meg**
And what kind of evils have
you perpetrated in the past?
**[21:23] mizu**
Evils?
**[21:25] meg**
As you well know, we are
an evil secret society.
**[21:28] meg**
Evil is our business.
**[21:30] meg**
What kind of evil deeds have you committed?
**[21:32] mizu**
W-Well...
**[21:33] meg**
Are you telling me you've
never done anything wrong?
**[21:37] mizu**
I-I certainly have!
**[21:40] mizu**
Just recently, I got yelled
at for squeezing lemon
**[21:40] man**
Why are you putting lemon on it?!
I don't like lemon on my kara-age!
**[21:42] mizu**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[21:42] mizu**
over an entire shared plate
of kara-age chicken!
**[21:46] meg**
That really is quite evil.
**[21:49] meg**
Anything else?
**[21:50] mizu**
I always play the free version of games!
**[21:52] meg**
That's not particularly evil.
**[21:54] mizu**
When there's an event coming up in a game,
**[21:56] mizu**
I lie to avoid getting shifts at work.
**[21:59] meg**
That's better than taking the
shifts and then skipping.
**[22:03] mizu**
I've also counterfeited money.
**[22:05] meg**
That's a serious crime!
**[22:07] meg**
How much?
**[22:08] mizu**
A single 100 million yen bill.
**[22:14] meg**
Any further evil deeds?
**[22:16] mizu**
Well... let me see.
**[22:20] mizu**
The truth is... I can't
do much at all on my own.
**[22:27] mizu**
I'm totally useless.
**[22:29] mizu**
And I can't help anyone...
**[22:31] mizu**
So all I do is cause trouble.
**[22:35] mizu**
Nobody needs me, so...
**[22:46] matsu**
Hey, there you are!
**[22:48] mizu**
Miss Matsuyama?!
**[22:50] matsu**
I told you we had a job, Mizuki!
**[22:52] matsu**
What're you doing here?
**[22:54] mizu**
Well... I...
**[22:56] matsu**
Let's go!
**[22:57] matsu**
The job's early in the morning and far away,
so we've gotta head out tonight.
**[23:01] mizu**
But I'm so useless.
I'll only get in your way.
**[23:05] matsu**
What are you talking about?
**[23:06] matsu**
We need you there, Mizuki!
**[23:09] matsu**
Let's go.
**[23:10] mizu**
Are you... sure?
**[23:14] matsu**
We're going now.
**[23:16] matsu**
We've gotta hurry!
**[23:17] matsu**
C'mon, run!
**[23:19] mizu**
W-Wait!
**[23:24] meg**
Next, please!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] kuro**
Next time, Episode 9:
***SIGN*** The Rotting but Heroic Figures of Ancient Souls of the Dead that Congregate in the Abyss Find a Ray of Hope in the Darkness from Pride Pulled from Another Time
**[23:28] kuro**
"The Rotting but Heroic Figures
yada yada Another Time"!
# E9 - The Rotting but Heroic Figures of Ancient Souls of the Dead that Congregate in the Abyss Find a Ray of Hope in the Darkness from Pride Pulled from Another Time
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3473V/the-rotting-but-heroic-figures-of-ancient-souls-of-the-dead-that-congregate-in-the-abyss-find-a-ray-of-hope-in-the-darkness-from-pride-pulled-from-another-time)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
***SIGN*** New Monster
Proposal
***SIGN*** New Monster
***SIGN*** Proposal
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[00:00] Megistus**
* When the cry of a newly-born*
* monster rings out*
**[00:04] Megistus**
* from a secret society*
* plotting world domination,*
**[00:08] Megistus**
* it sows destruction and*
* chaos throughout the world,*
**[00:10] Megistus**
* and the madness this inspires*
* creates monsters anew.*
**[00:14] Megistus**
* This is the tale of those who find allure*
* in these incarnations of terror—*
**[00:17] Megistus**
*the Monster Development Department.*
**[01:53] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[01:54] sign**
Narrator
**[01:54] sign**
Masaru Shishido
**[01:55] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[01:57] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[02:00] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[02:04] Doctor**
Potential for aqueous combat?
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[02:07] Kuroitsu**
Yes. I thought it might be an avenue to
explore in the fight against Blader.
**[02:12] Doctor**
I'm not so sure.
**[02:14] Doctor**
I don't think you can even
use a sword underwater.
**[02:17] Wolf-F**
But wouldn't that mean Blader takes a big blow
to his attack power if we drag him underwater?
**[02:22] Doctor**
True, but...
**[02:25] Kuroitsu**
At the moment, we've only created monsters
capable of going underwater, like Sahuagin.
***SIGN*** Aquatic Monster
Sahuagin
(has gallstones)
**[02:32] Kuroitsu**
If we create a monster capable of fighting
underwater, it might give us a big advantage.
**[02:37] Doctor**
But the question is, how do
we drag Blader underwater?
**[02:42] Akashic**
I overheard everything,
Development Department!
**[02:45] Akashic**
Underwater monster combat...
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[02:47] Akashic**
An intriguing idea!
**[02:49] Kuroitsu**
Lady Akashic!
**[02:51] Akashic**
One must always pursue new possibilities.
**[02:54] Akashic**
I will allow it!
**[02:57] Akashic**
Now, let us proceed...
**[02:59] Akashic**
To the beach!
**[03:01] all**
The beach?!
***SIGN*** — Episode 9 —
The Rotting but Heroic Figures
of Ancient Souls of the Dead that
Congregate in the Abyss Find a
Ray of Hope in the Darkness from
Pride Pulled from Another Time
**[03:11] Doctor**
Miss Kuroitsu...
**[03:12] Doctor**
If this is just about testing monsters'
underwater combat capability,
**[03:16] Doctor**
couldn't we have used the
testing pool in the lab?
**[03:19] Kuroitsu**
Well, sure,
**[03:21] Kuroitsu**
but maybe she wants us to
gather more real-world data.
**[03:24] Akashic**
Look, look! Kuroitsu!
**[03:27] Akashic**
It's a beachside food stand!
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Hot Dogs
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Grilled Corn
***SIGN*** Snow Cones
***SIGN*** Ice Cream
**[03:28] Akashic**
Let's buy some yakisoba!
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[03:30] Kuroitsu**
Never mind, she just wants to have fun.
**[03:35] Doctor**
It's a lot harder to work my
devices without my AR goggles.
**[03:39] Kuroitsu**
You're way too dependent
on those things, Doctor.
**[03:42] Cannon**
Um...
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
***SIGN*** Chocolate Monster
Melty
**[03:43] Cannon**
We kind of got dragged along
without any explanation...
**[03:46] Melty**
Can we ask why we're here?
**[03:49] Doctor**
Nominally, we're testing your
compatibility with water.
**[03:53] Doctor**
But you can probably just enjoy yourselves.
**[03:56] Cannon**
This is my first time at the beach.
**[03:59] Cannon**
What should I do?
**[04:00] Hydra**
A-Actually... Mr. Cannon...
**[04:03] Hydra**
This is... my first time at the beach, too.
**[04:08] Hydra**
Do you think we might spend it together?
**[04:10] Cannon**
Miss Hydra...
**[04:12] Cannon**
If you like, but...
**[04:15] One**
The beach! The beach is calling me!
**[04:17] Two**
This is absurd. I'll burn to a crisp out here!
**[04:20] Two**
Make sure to apply plenty of sunscreen!
**[04:23] Three**
The ocean's full of sharks!
**[04:24] Three**
Bring it on, you toothy assholes!
**[04:26] Four**
Wonder if we'll see any sea slugs...
**[04:28] Cannon**
Hanging out with your sisters
just seems really exhausting.
**[04:30] Three**
Bring it on!
**[04:30] Two**
Remember, you can get sunburn from
the glare off the ocean, too.
**[04:32] Four**
Sea slugs! Sea slugs!
**[04:34] Wolf-F**
Cannon's so lucky...
**[04:37] Wolf-F**
He doesn't need to wear a swimsuit.
**[04:39] Kuroitsu**
What's wrong, Wolfie boy?
**[04:41] Kuroitsu**
Still not used to it?
**[04:43] Wolf-F**
Why the hell would I be?!
**[04:44] Wolf-F**
Dressing all girly-like
is embarrassing as it is!
**[04:48] Kuroitsu**
I wish you'd start embracing
your feminine side already.
**[04:53] Wolf-F**
Where did that come from?!
**[04:55] Kuroitsu**
Well, after all...
**[04:58] Kuroitsu**
You're so adorable.
**[05:06] Kuroitsu**
I guess that was a little overstimulating.
**[05:09] Hydra**
Miss Kuroitsu is so aggressive!
**[05:12] Melty**
I can't hold out. I'm melting...
**[05:16] Hydra**
Miss Melty! Are you all right?
**[05:18] Narrator**
* The chocolate from which Melty*
* was made required refrigeration.*
***SIGN*** Requires Refrigeration
***SIGN*** Requires Refrigeration
***SIGN*** Requires Refrigeration
**[05:22] Camula**
C'mon, over here.
**[05:27] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula! Lady Arachne!
**[05:29] Kuroitsu**
Thank you so much for coming.
**[05:30] Camula**
Indeed.
**[05:31] Kuroitsu**
I was surprised enough that
Lady Camula wanted to come,
**[05:34] Kuroitsu**
but I never dreamed you would
join her, Lady Arachne.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
***SIGN*** Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
**[05:37] Camula**
Executives are required to undergo regular
evaluations of their capabilities,
**[05:41] Camula**
but she's always found excuses to skip out.
**[05:45] Camula**
I figured this was the time to
test how far she could swim.
**[05:49] Arachne**
The sun is too hot.
**[05:50] Arachne**
The outside scares me.
**[05:53] Arachne**
Hold my hand forever, Camula!
**[05:56] Camula**
Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
**[05:58] Kuroitsu**
* I've heard that Lady Arachne's combat ability*
* triples while she's inside her own castle.*
**[06:04] Kuroitsu**
I'd love to learn your real specs!
**[06:07] Arachne**
Leave me alone! Let me
go back to my territory!
**[06:11] Doctor**
We might actually be able to
get some good data here.
**[06:11] Arache**
I can't do it! I can't take any more!
**[06:17] all**
Yay!
**[06:22] Kuroitsu**
Looks like Matsu's not great at swimming.
**[06:25] One**
If Matsu can't swim, maybe we can take over!
**[06:30] Three**
We're not a water snake
monster for nothing!
**[06:32] Kuroitsu**
I hadn't considered that the auxiliary
heads might have swimming capabilities,
**[06:36] Kuroitsu**
but they really are surprisingly versatile!
**[06:39] Hydra**
I didn't know the ocean was so salty!
**[06:43] Melty**
Wanna cleanse your palate
with a little lick of me?
**[06:46] Hydra**
Are you all better now?
**[06:48] Melty**
Just fine, now that I'm cooled off!
**[06:50] Kuroitsu**
And how are they doing?
**[06:53] Wolf-F**
Caught ya off-guard!
**[06:55] Wolf-F**
How d'you like that?
**[06:56] Wolf-F**
A capabilities test is a contest of skill!
**[06:59] Wolf-F**
Let your guard down because it's a game,
and you'll really feel the hurt!
**[07:03] Cannon**
I could say the same to you...
**[07:05] Cannon**
Senpai!
**[07:11] Wolf-F**
Not bad...
**[07:14] Wolf-F**
You can't beat me at swimming!
**[07:16] Wolf-F**
I was second-best in my
class at monster school!
**[07:20] Akashic**
Did that really happen?
**[07:22] Kuroitsu**
In his mind, it did.
**[07:24] Kuroitsu**
Monsters are given invented virtual reality
memories when we're growing them.
**[07:44] Wolf-F**
What's with that "boy,
I'm exhausted" expression?!
**[07:47] Wolf-F**
You obviously had mechanical help!
**[07:50] Cannon**
Well, the mechanical bits
are a part of me, too!
**[07:53] Kuroitsu**
Cannon's body requires
a lot of energy to run,
**[07:56] Kuroitsu**
but he can also channel that energy
into a lot of different mechanisms.
**[07:59] Kuroitsu**
And I guess they work in water, too.
**[08:02] Akashic**
He's doing pretty good, huh?
**[08:05] Wolf-F**
This...
**[08:06] Wolf-F**
This battle isn't over yet!
**[08:08] Cannon**
Fine by me!
**[08:10] Cannon**
How shall we compete next?
**[08:14] Camula**
Hey, Arachne...
**[08:18] Camula**
Don't you think this is beneath
the dignity of an executive?
**[08:30] Kuroitsu**
All right, Wolfie boy!
**[08:31] Kuroitsu**
Begin!
**[08:35] Wolf-F**
Gotcha!
**[08:36] Kuroitsu**
2.25 seconds!
**[08:38] Kuroitsu**
That's very impressive!
**[08:40] Wolf-F**
Watermelon-smashing is no
problem with a nose like mine!
**[08:49] Cannon**
3D mapping based on electromagnetic
reflection, complete.
**[08:53] Kuroitsu**
All right, Cannon! Begin!
**[08:57] Kuroitsu**
0.89 seconds!
**[08:59] Wolf-F**
Cannon... you...
**[09:01] Cannon**
What's wrong, Senpai?
**[09:03] Cannon**
It ain't like I'm cheatin'.
**[09:07] Cannon**
What is it, Miss Hydra?
**[09:11] One**
Read the room, girly-boy!
**[09:14] Three**
You're being way too suggestive with him!
**[09:17] Three**
Have a little sympathy for Matsu's
complicated mental state!
**[09:19] Three**
You little...
**[09:20] Wolf-F**
What's with you guys?!
**[09:21] Wolf-F**
Quit pullin' on my swimsuit!
**[09:26] Arachne**
The building of territory is the
most beautiful thing in the world.
**[09:30] Arachne**
Venturing outside only brings danger.
**[09:34] Camula**
Yeah, I guess it's my own fault
for bringing you here.
**[09:45] Kuroitsu**
In combat above water, Cannon's long-range
weapons give him an advantage.
**[09:49] Hydra**
Mr. Wolf might be stronger in the
water where guns don't work as well.
**[09:54] Doctor**
Why are they suddenly at each
other's throats like this?
**[09:58] Akashic**
You're so dense, Doctor.
**[10:01] Akashic**
It's clearly because they both have
someone they want to impress.
**[10:06] Doctor**
You think that's it?
**[10:16] Cannon**
I think I've thoroughly proven
my superiority in the w—
**[10:27] Cannon**
M-My body...
**[10:32] Wolf-F**
What's wrong, Cannon?!
**[10:34] Cannon**
I think something in my internal
mechanisms shorted out.
**[10:38] Cannon**
I can't move a muscle!
**[10:49] Cannon**
Senpai! It's no use!
**[10:51] Cannon**
I'm too heavy for you to lift!
**[10:53] Wolf-F**
But if you get totally flooded,
you might end up out for good!
**[10:57] Cannon**
But...
**[10:59] Wolf-F**
You think I'd leave you behind?
We're a damn team!
**[11:05] Cannon**
Senpai...
**[11:08] Kuroitsu**
Cannon!
**[11:10] Hydra**
Mr. Cannon!
**[11:18] Cannon**
*Miss Hydra... Miss Melty... Miss Kuroitsu...*
**[11:24] all**
One, two...
**[11:28] Cannon**
*I'm so worthless.*
**[11:30] Cannon**
*After all my braggadocio, I end up like this.*
**[11:35] Cannon**
*And yet... Senpai still says we're a team.*
**[11:39] Cannon**
*Senpai... I'm sorry!*
**[11:42] Akashic**
Cannon, give me your location!
**[11:45] Cannon**
That voice...
**[11:46] Cannon**
Great Leader!
**[11:49] Cannon**
*If I can just...*
**[11:56] Akashic**
Hey, there he is!
**[11:59] Akashic**
One, two...
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
***SIGN*** The Prophet Was a Little Girl?!
**[12:39] Megistus**
Great Leader,
***SIGN*** The
Second
Coming
of
Moses?!
**[12:41] Megistus**
I realize that I approved this...
***SIGN*** Miracle at the Beach!
**[12:45] Megistus**
But I believe I told you to be
as inconspicuous as possible.
**[12:49] all**
Sorry!
***SIGN*** LONG-RANGE ATTACK SPECIALIZED MONSTER
**[12:52] sign**
m 56 114 l 57 165 194 166 241 147 240 113
***SIGN*** Uses the Great Spirit lightning-calling device housed within
his body to create lightning strikes on command.
His internal power source generates electromagnetic fields,
but the railguns this was designed to power were
not implemented.
**[12:52] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
***SIGN*** LIGHTNING STRIKE
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[12:55] Kuroitsu**
Kuroitsu here.
**[12:57] Kuroitsu**
I just finished.
**[12:59] Doctor**
*How'd it go?*
**[13:01] Kuroitsu**
The new electromagnetic
joints are looking good.
**[13:04] Kuroitsu**
* They should reach the test*
* phase by the end of the month.*
**[13:06] Doctor**
Glad to hear it.
**[13:08] Doctor**
You can tell me all about it tomorrow.
**[13:10] Doctor**
We're about done here for the day,
**[13:12] Doctor**
*so you can head right home.*
**[13:13] Kuroitsu**
Right. I'll do that.
**[13:16] Doctor**
*Good work today.*
**[13:17] Kuroitsu**
Same to you.
**[13:21] Kuroitsu**
*All right!*
**[13:22] Kuroitsu**
* This'll really increase the reaction*
* speed of our next monster!*
**[13:26] Kuroitsu**
* This might give us the speed we need*
* to deal with Blader's second form!*
**[13:32] Kuroitsu**
* Wow, that release of tension*
* really has me hungry.*
**[13:35] Kuroitsu**
* I've been on the move all day,*
* so I guess I haven't eaten since breakfast.*
***SIGN*** C
A
S
U
A
L
D
I
N
I
N
G
***SIGN*** M
I
S
O
R
I
**[13:42] Kuroitsu**
There's a pub in a place like this?
***SIGN*** MISORI
**[13:53] Mama**
Welcome!
**[13:54] Mama**
Seating for one?
**[13:55] Kuroitsu**
Yes.
**[13:57] Mama**
Are you all right with the counter?
**[13:58] Kuroitsu**
That's just fine.
**[14:08] Mama**
Here's a menu.
**[14:09] Kuroitsu**
I'll start with a draft beer.
**[14:11] Mama**
One draft.
**[14:13] Mizuki**
One draft coming up!
**[14:17] Kuroitsu**
What should I get?
**[14:19] Mama**
We recommend the amberjack today.
**[14:21] Mama**
Oh, and we're out of curry and anpan.
**[14:24] Kuroitsu**
*Curry and anpan at a pub?*
**[14:36] Kuroitsu**
* Beer just tastes special*
* after a long day at work!*
**[14:39] Kuroitsu**
* The business trip went great,*
* and the food here is delicious!*
**[14:42] Kuroitsu**
*I'm putting today in the win column!*
**[14:48] Hachiro**
Mama, you got one?
**[14:50] Hachiro**
I'm out of my own...
**[14:52] Mama**
I do have your special brand, Hachi.
**[14:56] Mama**
Here.
**[14:57] Hachiro**
Thanks, there's the ones.
**[15:21] Kuroitsu**
*That smell...*
**[15:22] Kuroitsu**
* Polarized ozone generated*
* by ionizing hafnium?*
**[15:25] Kuroitsu**
* That shouldn't be possible*
* without a plasma control rod.*
**[15:31] Kuroitsu**
*Can it be...*
**[15:32] Kuroitsu**
* It's camouflaged, but it's*
* nuclear reactor coolant!*
**[15:35] Hachiro**
Talking about the past always
gets me a little overheated.
**[15:39] Hachiro**
Maybe I'll cool off outside.
**[15:41] Mama**
Come back soon.
**[15:43] Kuroitsu**
*I'm sure of it.*
**[15:44] Kuroitsu**
* That man has a miniature*
* nuclear reactor in his body!*
**[15:48] Kuroitsu**
*Which means... he's a combat android?!*
**[15:51] Shin**
It's past the statute of
limitations now. So long ago...
**[15:55] Shin**
The day I was first assigned
here, I got into a collision.
**[15:59] Shin**
It was a glancing blow,
but the other guy died.
**[16:03] Mizuki**
That's awful.
**[16:05] Shin**
He happened to be in the
same line of work as me,
**[16:07] Shin**
so I took on his identity and
covered the whole thing up.
**[16:10] Shin**
It was like he never died.
**[16:12] Mizuki**
I'm impressed that no one found out.
**[16:15] Shin**
My superior was my big brother, see.
**[16:17] Shin**
He managed to hush it up.
**[16:19] Mizuki**
Hush it up? How?
**[16:21] Shin**
When he came to relieve me,
he brought a spare life with him.
**[16:26] Kuroitsu**
* That's a common urban*
* legend in our business.*
**[16:30] Kuroitsu**
*Which means...*
**[16:32] Kuroitsu**
* Is he a member of that silver race,*
* the Intergalactic Defense Force?!*
**[16:37] man**
He was my masterpiece!
**[16:41] man**
No one could have beaten him.
**[16:44] man**
He was my first, my greatest creation!
**[16:47] man**
The entire world would have
been in our hands by now.
**[16:51] man**
For creating him, I should have been lauded,
promoted to the ranks of the elite!
**[16:56] man**
But it all went up in smoke...
just because of one little mistake.
**[17:01] Mama**
That story again?
**[17:03] Mama**
You should really get over it.
It's all in the past.
**[17:06] man**
I gave him the ultimate body,
the ultimate combat prowess.
**[17:11] man**
And yet... because he got away
before I altered his brain,
**[17:14] man**
we ended up having to fight him!
**[17:15] man**
Why did you do it, my terrifying
monster, Grasshopper Man?!
**[17:18] Kuroitsu**
* Nowadays, we always create*
* a monster's loyal brain first*
**[17:21] Kuroitsu**
* so they won't just run off with*
* the combat prowess we gave them.*
**[17:24] Kuroitsu**
* The incident he's describing*
* is famous in our industry,*
**[17:28] Kuroitsu**
*and the reason we adopted the practice.*
**[17:30] man**
If only I'd altered his brain first!
**[17:33] man**
But because of that one tiny mistake,
**[17:35] man**
every future iteration of our
organization has been destroyed.
**[17:38] Kuroitsu**
* Is he one of the white combatants from*
* that renowned legacy secret society?*
**[17:44] Kuroitsu**
Does that mean...
**[17:45] Customer X**
You use a car, you're a driver.
**[17:47] Customer X**
You use a train, you're an engineer.
**[17:49] Customer X**
If you're not on a motorcycle,
how the hell are you a Ri—
**[17:50] Customer Y**
I hear his boss is so strict, he can't even
transform without the guy's permission.
**[17:54] Customer Z**
Overloading the miniaturized
nuclear reactor in your legs
**[17:57] Customer Z**
to kick a guy with fire doesn't
quite seem fair, does it?
**[18:00] Kuroitsu**
* Is this a watering hole for retired*
* heroes and evil organization staff?!*
**[18:05] Kuroitsu**
* This is bad... I can't let*
* them realize who I really am!*
**[18:09] Mama**
Are you in the business, miss?
**[18:11] Kuroitsu**
What? Oh, well...
**[18:14] Mama**
It's all right. I can tell.
**[18:17] Mama**
It's in your eyes.
**[18:18] Machiko**
You want to hear something ridiculous?
**[18:21] Machiko**
Let me tell you, girlie, about this
devious little gang I used to fight!
**[18:24] Kuroitsu**
Y-Yes?
**[18:26] Machiko**
I'd send out one of my little ones,
just doing his best all on his own,
**[18:29] Machiko**
and they'd gang up on him, five-on-one!
**[18:33] Machiko**
Pulling out their whatever-you-call-it
combination moves...
**[18:35] Machiko**
Five people dogpiling one sweet little guy!
**[18:38] Machiko**
Can you believe the cruelty?
**[18:40] Machiko**
And if I sent out a big one,
they'd call in the stinking robot!
**[18:45] Machiko**
My boy's out there with just his fists,
**[18:46] Machiko**
and they're busting out the heavy machinery!
**[18:49] Machiko**
Not even the world's greatest martial
artists can beat a bulldozer, you know?
**[18:53] Machiko**
Totally unfair, right?
**[18:56] Ichiro**
I knew she wanted me to do it.
**[19:00] Matsuyama**
Wow, you were a ladies' man!
**[19:02] Ichiro**
She was beautiful.
**[19:04] Ichiro**
And of course, I was a man.
**[19:05] Ichiro**
There was plenty I wanted
to do with her, too.
**[19:07] Ichiro**
Again and again and again...
**[19:11] Ichiro**
But I never had the guts.
**[19:14] Matsuyama**
Hey, it happens.
**[19:16] Matsuyama**
You were just a kid, right?
**[19:17] Ichiro**
Yes, I was so young then.
**[19:19] Ichiro**
But do you realize the
conflict I went through?
**[19:23] Ichiro**
Every time I tried to take off her blouse,
I got so afraid, my hands just froze...
**[19:28] Ichiro**
Because... Because...
**[19:30] Ichiro**
The third button down was
the detonator for a bomb!
**[19:35] Matsuyama**
I guess it would feel about that
dangerous to a young guy, huh?
**[19:39] Ichiro**
N-No, I don't mean that. I mean
she had a bomb in her chest...
**[19:42] Matsuyama**
Dynamite sexy, right?
**[19:47] Rikimaru**
Say that again! I dare you!
**[19:50] Waruinder**
I'll say it as many times it takes!
**[19:52] Wariunder**
Bozos like you people can
never conquer the world!
**[19:56] Rikiya**
I object to being grouped in with them.
**[19:59] Rikiya**
You damned fool!
**[20:01] Daichiman**
Tagenji! Daichiman!
**[20:05] Rikimaru**
I don't wanna hear big talk from someone
who loses to that fatso Daichiman!
**[20:10] Rikiya**
You have no right to lecture me.
**[20:13] Musashi**
Bandou Bujin Musashi has arrived!
**[20:16] Rikiya**
Musashi beats you every time, loser!
**[20:20] Metalbolt**
I'd rather be a loser...
**[20:23] Slider**
Slider Kamen Ryukishi!
**[20:25] Metalbolt**
...than a dumbass who gets his own suit
stolen by his rival Dragon Knight.
**[20:31] Waruinder**
I'll kill you, asshole!
**[20:33] Rikimaru**
And what about you?
**[20:34] Tryon**
My only wish is for smiles of joy!
**[20:37] Tryon**
Koshu Kid, Tryon!
**[20:39] Rikimaru**
You're just a bunch of old men who
can't beat Tryon in a five-on-one!
**[20:45] Metalbolt**
None of you will leave this shop alive!
**[20:49] Waruinder**
I'll see that you regret that threat!
**[20:51] Rikiya**
Be quiet and listen, pathetic swine.
**[20:53] Rikimaru**
I'll slice you all to pieces right here!
**[20:56] Mizuki**
This is awful!
**[20:59] Hachiro**
Oh, are they at it again?
**[21:02] Hachiro**
It's good to see the young folk in the
business still have so much energy.
**[21:05] Mama**
It's not good at all!
**[21:06] Mama**
Look at those fools!
**[21:10] Mama**
Pipiruma Panpuru!
**[21:11] Mama**
Kurukuru Rinkuru!
**[21:13] Mama**
Mahariku Tekumaku Furuuru Sharanra!
**[21:17] Mama**
With just one fancy touch...
**[21:19] Mama**
a beautiful debut!
**[21:23] Mama**
Magical Punishment!
**[21:36] Mama**
If you jerks wanna fight, take it outside!
**[21:40] locals**
We're sorry, ma'am!
**[21:45] Kuroitsu**
You're a former magical girl, ma'am?
**[21:49] Narrator**
*Retirement is equally hard on good and evil.*
**[21:52] Narrator**
*Neither job comes with transferable skills.*
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Saitama Local Hero!
***SIGN*** Bandou Bujin Musashi
(Musashi Project/Team Arcadia)
***SIGN*** Safety First
Daichiman
***SIGN*** Safety First Daichiman
(Next Heroes Okinawa, Inc)
***SIGN*** Slider Kamen Ryukishi
(8 Star Film)
***SIGN*** Koshu Kid
Tryon
***SIGN*** Koshu Kid Tryon
(Haru Pro)
***SIGN*** The King of Food
Food Fire BBQ Retsudo L
***SIGN*** Super Miyagian
The Kanshoku Food Fire
BBQ Retsudo L
(Kodomo no Egao Project)
***SIGN*** Fukui Prefecture Local Idol Hero
Happysman
***SIGN*** Happysman
(Happysman)
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time on episode 10...
***SIGN*** The Very Concept of the Evil Being That Bewitches Souls Summons New Demons through the Chaos It Brings When It Drowns in Turmoil over Its Puzzling Existence
**[23:29] Kuroitsu**
Concept! Existence!
# E10 - The Very Concept of the Evil Being that Bewitches Souls Summons New Demons through the Chaos it Brings when it Drowns in Turmoil Over its Puzzling Existence
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX4JXM/the-very-concept-of-the-evil-being-that-bewitches-souls-summons-new-demons-through-the-chaos-it-brings-when-it-drowns-in-turmoil-over-its-puzzling-existence)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Takashi Hagino
**[00:06] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:16] Blader**
Blader Crush!
**[00:20] Blader**
What?! She blocked the Buster Blade?
**[00:23] Blader**
She's growing weapons from her body?!
**[00:26] Blader**
What in the world is this monster?!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[00:30] Kuroitsu**
That little one exists to
read you your last rites!
**[00:33] Kuroitsu**
The Specialized Counter-Blade Monster!
**[00:35] Kuroitsu**
Her name is... Mummy!
***SIGN*** Specialized Counter-Blade Monster
Mummy
**[00:39] Wolf-F**
We finally did it, Miss Kuroitsu!
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[00:41] Wolf-F**
Filling a monster with swords
was a pretty nice idea!
**[00:45] Kuroitsu**
A blade for a blade.
**[00:46] Kuroitsu**
She's the perfect monster to fight Blader.
**[01:02] Blader**
In that case...
**[01:03] Blader**
Second Form!
**[01:05] Blader**
Master Blader!
**[01:09] Blader**
Master Blade Suigetsu Sen!
***SIGN*** This Week's Weather
**[01:19] Announcer**
*Now for today's special report.*
**[01:21] Announcer**
* A look at the idol duo that*
* everyone's talking about: Bavalois.*
**[01:26] Announcer**
* We'll be providing an intimate look at the*
* pair that just finished a successful concert*
**[01:30] Announcer**
* and seems to be everywhere*
* on variety shows and dramas.*
**[01:37] Kuroitsu**
There he is, Wolfie boy!
**[01:38] Kuroitsu**
It's Master Blader!
***SIGN*** UNCERTAINTY WITH THIS YEAR'S FASHION COLORS!?
MYSTERIOUS FIGURES PLOTTING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
"WHAT IS JUSTICE, REALLY?" ASKS A NEW ORDER
HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS!!
RESTAURANTS WITH THE BEST SUPER-SIZED RAMEN
**[01:42] Wolf-F**
We finally found you!
**[01:44] Kuroitsu**
Huh?
***SIGN*** UNCERTAINTY WITH THIS YEAR'S FASHION COLORS!?
MYSTERIOUS FIGURES PLOTTING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
"WHAT IS JUSTICE, REALLY?" ASKS A NEW ORDER
HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS!!
RESTAURANTS WITH THE BEST SUPER-SIZED RAMEN
**[01:45] Kuroitsu**
Where'd Mummy go?
**[01:48] Blader**
Well... actually...
**[01:54] Kuro & Wolf-F**
She just left?!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
**[01:57] Doctor**
Why'd she suddenly run away?
**[01:59] Doctor**
Was she showing signs of malfunction?
**[02:01] Kuroitsu**
No, she was making a very good showing.
**[02:04] Kuroitsu**
She's a very powerful monster.
**[02:07] Doctor**
A blade for a blade.
**[02:09] Doctor**
We did design her specifically
to fight Blader.
**[02:13] Kuroitsu**
Well...
**[02:15] Kuroitsu**
Personally, I was against the concept of
designing a monster purely to fight Blader.
**[02:21] Kuroitsu**
It's partly what happened with Banny boy...
**[02:23] Kuroitsu**
But a monster like that wouldn't have
much to do after they defeated Blader.
**[02:29] Kuroitsu**
The demands of Mummy's internal mechanisms
**[02:31] Kuroitsu**
meant we couldn't even give her
proper vocal capabilities.
**[02:34] Kuroitsu**
I felt a little bad for her.
**[02:36] Kuroitsu**
It's true that she's not cut out for many of
the side tasks Agastia assigns their monsters.
**[02:41] Kuroitsu**
But for now, it's probably best to test out
a lot of different avenues of development.
**[02:47] Kuroitsu**
There you are, Mummy. Perfect timing.
**[02:49] Kuroitsu**
We were just getting the data together
in preparation for your next fight—
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
***SIGN*** Fighting is boring
**[02:56] Doctor**
Fighting is boring?
***SIGN*** I wanna be an idol!
***SIGN*** I wanna be an idol!
***SIGN*** I wanna be an idol!
***SIGN*** I wanna be an idol!
**[03:01] Kuro & Doc**
She wants to be an idol?!
***SIGN*** — Episode 10 —
The Very Concept of the Evil
Being That Bewitches Souls Summons
New Demons through the Chaos It
Brings When It Drowns in Turmoil
over Its Puzzling Existence
**[04:38] Camula**
Becoming an idol is no trivial task!
**[04:41] Kuroitsu**
I-I sorta thought you'd say that.
**[04:43] Camula**
I'm pleased to see you recognize
the excellence of Bavalois,
**[04:46] Camula**
but their world is unforgiving
to those who enter it on a whim!
**[04:50] Kuroitsu**
Yeah, that sounds right.
**[04:52] Camula**
What even led her to propose such a thing?
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
**[04:55] Kuroitsu**
I wish I knew.
**[04:58] Kuroitsu**
There wasn't anything about
idols in the virtual memories
**[05:01] Kuroitsu**
she experienced while we were growing her.
**[05:10] Camula**
I'll lend you a Bavalois concert disc.
**[05:17] Camula**
But...
**[05:19] Camula**
No.
**[05:20] Camula**
That's all I'll say.
**[05:23] Camula**
Kuroitsu...
**[05:24] Camula**
This may have revealed a problem with your
pursuit of flexibility for your monsters.
**[05:36] Wolf-F**
I get that you want to let her practice
dancin' so she can be an idol.
**[05:40] Wolf-F**
But...
**[05:41] Wolf-F**
Why'd you have to ask me for help?!
**[05:43] Kuroitsu**
Well, you seemed like the
only monster for the job.
**[05:47] Kuroitsu**
With Cannon, it would be...
**[05:51] Kuroitsu**
With Hydra, it would be...
**[05:56] Kuroitsu**
With Melty, it would be...
**[05:59] Kuroitsu**
Please, Wolfie boy!
**[06:01] Kuroitsu**
You're such an incredible athlete!
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Big Brother Wolf
***SIGN*** Big Brother Wolf
***SIGN*** Big Brother Wolf
**[06:11] Wolf-F**
Well, if you're gonna
butter me up like that...
**[06:15] Wolf-F**
Bring on the dancing!
**[06:18] Wolf-F**
C'mon! Let's make you a top idol!
**[06:57] Doctor**
"Hard work can make any dream come true."
***SIGN*** Melty girl
**[06:59] Doctor**
People do find those words attractive,
**[07:03] Doctor**
but can artificial life forms
be drawn to dreams now, too?
**[07:09] Kuroitsu**
Do you think Mummy will
ever be able to sing?
**[07:13] Doctor**
I doubt it.
**[07:14] Doctor**
She doesn't even have proper vocal cords.
**[07:17] Doctor**
It's like asking if you
could teach a tank to sing.
**[07:21] Doctor**
She just wasn't built for
anything besides combat.
**[07:25] Kuroitsu**
I'm sure you're right.
**[07:29] Kuroitsu**
But...
**[07:31] Doctor**
When a human loses a part of their brain,
**[07:34] Doctor**
other parts tend to adapt to compensate.
**[07:37] Doctor**
It's a kind of system redundancy.
**[07:40] Doctor**
It's possible that the same
might hold true for monsters.
**[07:45] Kuroitsu**
Yeah... maybe.
**[07:55] Wolf-F**
You okay? Are we going too hard?
**[07:59] Wolf-F**
Should we ask for a change in choreography?
***SIGN*** Dance!!
**[08:02] Wolf-F**
C'mon, let's take a break!
**[08:04] Wolf-F**
Fine, fine. We'll do it.
**[08:09] Kuroitsu**
Where'd this song come from, Wolfie boy?
***SIGN*** Dance!!
**[08:12] Wolf-F**
We asked a golden boy in the
industry who works under Agastia
**[08:15] Wolf-F**
to work out a song, lyrics,
and choreography.
**[08:18] Kuroitsu**
You're very enterprising, aren't you, Mummy?
**[08:23] Wolf-F**
I think she'll probably get the
dancing down with enough practice.
**[08:28] Wolf-F**
But the singing...
**[08:30] Wolf-F**
But hey, maybe just dancing to the music
will make a good show on its own.
**[08:35] Wolf-F**
Okay, Mummy!
**[08:37] Wolf-F**
If you're still up for this,
I'm with you to the end!
**[08:40] Wolf-F**
Let's make you an idol!
**[08:57] Doctor**
* A monster actively seeking*
* a different path...*
***SIGN*** Monster Data Files
***SIGN*** Reiki Sadamaki
**[09:01] Doctor**
* I always thought the flexibility*
* in their personalities*
**[09:04] Doctor**
* and abilities came from*
* Miss Kuroitsu's designs, but...*
**[09:09] Doctor**
It's a mystery.
**[09:17] Wolf-F**
I really think you're getting this, Mummy!
***SIGN*** Sing
***SIGN*** Sing
**[09:23] Wolf-F**
Sing? You wanna practice singing?
**[09:27] Wolf-F**
But... I'm not sure...
***SIGN*** Sing
**[09:30] Wolf-F**
Fine, I get it!
**[09:50] Wolf-F**
C'mon, no need to force it.
**[09:53] Wolf-F**
There's more to being an idol than singing.
**[09:55] Wolf-F**
Right, Mummy?
**[09:57] Wolf-F**
Ow!
**[10:06] Wolf-F**
It's cool, Mummy! I'm fine!
**[10:09] Wolf-F**
It's nothin', see?
**[10:15] Wolf-F**
Seriously, it's fine...
**[10:17] Wolf-F**
Mummy!
**[10:20] Kuroitsu**
Let me see your wound, Wolfie boy.
**[10:22] Wolf-F**
Forget me! She's—
**[10:23] Kuroitsu**
Just do it.
***SIGN*** Gentle Gauze
***SIGN*** Bandages
***SIGN*** Clear Tape
**[10:28] Wolf-F**
Why'd you make Mummy to be like that?
**[10:31] Wolf-F**
There's way too much distance between
who she is and what she can do.
**[10:35] Kuroitsu**
Even for humans, there's frequently a
mismatch between what someone wants,
**[10:39] Kuroitsu**
where they end up, and what they can do.
**[10:41] Kuroitsu**
Of course, I didn't think that kind of
thing would happen with monsters.
**[10:46] Kuroitsu**
But she'll be fine if she plays
to her strengths, like you do.
**[10:50] Wolf-F**
Hang on a minute!
**[10:52] Wolf-F**
Did you forget I'm a *combat* monster?
**[10:55] Wolf-F**
I feel like I get used for every
weird, stupid thing *but* that!
**[11:15] Camula**
I can't claim to know the strength
of your determination to be an idol.
**[11:20] Camula**
But seeing a monster made for combat
aspiring to perform... is absurd.
**[11:26] Camula**
If you still wish to try, however...
**[11:30] Camula**
I shall test your resolve.
**[11:33] Camula**
Allow me to warn you...
**[11:38] Camula**
I am more than a mere idol fan.
**[11:42] Camula**
Now, choose!
**[11:43] Camula**
Idolhood or death?!
***SIGN*** SPECIALIZED COUNTER-BLADE MONSTER
**[12:13] sign**
m 56 99 l 259 99 259 116 245 157 185 170 58 170
***SIGN*** A monster designed to fight Blader. She possesses the ability to
produce blades from anywhere inside her body, as well as a learning
function that lets her counter any blade that comes at her. Due to her
experimental internal mechanism, there was neither space nor
funding to install voice functionality.
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
**[12:13] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** BLADE GENERATION
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[12:42] Wolf-F**
There's a hill I always longed to climb!
**[12:48] Wolf-F**
Then one day, step by step, I—
**[12:51] Kuroitsu**
That was awesome!
**[12:52] Kuroitsu**
You've got a pretty nice
singing voice, Wolfie boy!
**[12:56] Kuroitsu**
That was great!
**[12:57] Kuroitsu**
Maybe you'd like to be an idol, too?
**[13:00] Wolf-F**
N-No way! No freakin' way!
**[13:02] Kuroitsu**
You're not thinking of
forming a unit with Mummy?
**[13:05] Wolf-F**
It ain't about that.
**[13:07] Wolf-F**
I was thinkin' you could rig it so
my voice was comin' out of Mummy.
**[13:11] Wolf-F**
Then it'd sound like she
was the one singing.
**[13:16] Kuroitsu**
I suppose it's possible, but...
**[13:18] Wolf-F**
Mummy?
***SIGN*** That would be deceiving the audience!
**[13:20] Wolf-F**
"That would be deceiving the audience."
**[13:24] Kuroitsu**
She's right.
***SIGN*** That would be deceiving the audience!
***SIGN*** That would be deceiving the audience!
**[13:25] Kuroitsu**
People should do things themselves,
no matter how it turns out.
***SIGN*** That would be deceiving the audience!
***SIGN*** That would be deceiving the audience!
**[13:30] Kuroitsu**
I guess that goes double
for a human-made monster.
**[13:33] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu...
**[13:34] Kuroitsu**
I had an idea for an idol
monster a while back.
**[13:38] Kuroitsu**
What happened with you was
certainly unexpected,
**[13:41] Kuroitsu**
but the Development Department
would love to gather data
**[13:45] Kuroitsu**
along your quest to be an idol.
**[13:48] Kuroitsu**
So I'll help you, too.
**[13:50] Kuroitsu**
Let's get you a debut!
**[13:52] Wolf-F**
Debut?!
**[13:53] Kuroitsu**
Every idol needs a debut, right?
**[13:57] Kuroitsu**
Let's hold a small debut event
and make it a big success!
**[14:01] Wolf-F & Mummy**
Yeah!
**[14:37] Kuroitsu**
Mummy!
**[14:39] Kuroitsu**
We've got your event all set up!
***SIGN*** Monster Idol
Mummy
**[14:40] Kuroitsu**
It's just an event space in one
of Agastia's affiliate shops,
**[14:44] Kuroitsu**
but it'll serve just fine for a debut!
**[14:46] Wolf-F**
Ain't that great, Mummy?
***SIGN*** Monster Idol
Mummy
**[14:49] Wolf-F**
You've really got the dance moves
down, so I just know it'll go great!
**[14:53] Mummy**
Tha...aan...
**[14:57] Mummy**
Thank... Bibbrother...
**[15:00] Mummy**
Miz Kurritsu...
**[15:02] Kuroitsu**
Mummy, are you...
**[15:05] Wolf-F**
Hang on, is that a voice?!
**[15:08] Mummy**
Miz... Kurritsu...
**[15:12] Mummy**
Bibbrother!
**[15:15] Wolf-F**
Heck yeah! I'm your big brother!
**[15:18] Wolf-F**
This is awesome!
**[15:25] Doctor**
Where did these changes in
Mummy's throat come from?
**[15:30] Doctor**
It's too strange to be a
standard biological reaction.
**[15:34] Doctor**
Is she really forming a voice box?
**[15:38] Kuroitsu**
Do you think...
**[15:40] Doctor**
What is it, Miss Kuroitsu?
**[15:43] Kuroitsu**
I think I might know what's going on here.
**[15:50] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula, did you implant her
with your pluripotent cells?
**[15:57] Camula**
I was opposed to the idea of
monsters aspiring to perform.
**[16:01] Camula**
Not only would it be stealing
work that only humans can do,
**[16:06] Camula**
but a monster designed for that purpose
would simply become a product showcase.
**[16:12] Camula**
But she was not designed to be an idol.
**[16:17] Camula**
In a way, she faces a far more
difficult path than a human would.
**[16:23] Camula**
I simply decided that, if she wishes
to be an idol despite that difficulty,
**[16:28] Camula**
I might as well help her along the way.
**[16:34] Camula**
Nowadays, it's possible to gain a following
on streaming sites and social media.
**[16:39] Camula**
There's no need to follow the idol's path.
**[16:42] Camula**
If there's one thing that every idol needs,
**[16:46] Camula**
it's the ability to invigorate those
around her—a certain sparkle.
**[16:52] Camula**
I believe she may just have that power.
**[16:58] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula...
**[17:00] Camula**
But there's a far greater point at issue!
**[17:04] Camula**
If she does make it as an idol,
**[17:07] Camula**
it'll mean my cells will be part of an idol!
**[17:11] Camula**
But it's really not like that!
That's not why I did it!
**[17:14] Camula**
Why did I do something so presumptuous?!
**[17:21] Camula**
We've had a lot of trouble getting your cells
**[17:23] Camula**
to be compatible with any
of the monsters we've made.
**[17:26] Camula**
Why are they working in Mummy?
**[17:30] Camula**
Logically speaking,
**[17:31] Camula**
I'd say it's the fact that she's built tough,
**[17:33] Camula**
and that her body already
contains multipurpose cells.
**[17:38] Camula**
But if she really is an idol, is it so
unbelievable that she'd make a miracle happen?
***SIGN*** Monster Idol
Mummy
**[18:02] Kuroitsu**
Do you think Mummy's voice will be ready?
**[18:05] Wolf-F**
She's been getting better
and better at speaking,
**[18:08] Wolf-F**
but she's been doing the song
practice all by herself...
**[18:11] Wolf-F**
She really worked hard at the dancing.
**[18:14] Wolf-F**
I think the concert'll be pretty darn good
with her just dancing to the music, but...
**[18:41] Mummy**
There's a hill I always longed to climb!
**[18:47] Mummy**
Then one day, step by step,
I started getting closer!
**[18:52] Mummy**
But how much work do I need to put in
**[18:55] Mummy**
before my determination finds its reward?
**[18:58] Mummy**
I'm running through the steps
I just learned! Ready, go!
**[19:03] Mummy**
People can laugh at me and
say that I'm crazy...
**[19:09] Mummy**
But I just want my voice
to reach your heart!
**[19:14] Mummy**
Hop, step, miracle! Yeah, yeah!
**[19:17] Mummy**
Miracles don't happen every day!
**[19:20] Mummy**
But I'll make one for myself! I believe!
**[19:25] Mummy**
With the power you've given me...
**[19:30] Mummy**
I will sing a song!
**[19:32] Mummy**
And I'll do it for you! So watch me, okay?
**[19:35] Mummy**
Smiling for you!
**[19:55] Audience**
That was awesome!
**[20:03] Mummy**
Hey, everyone!
**[20:05] Mummy**
Thanks so much for being here!
**[20:09] Audience**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[20:11] Audience**
Mummy!
**[20:13] Doctor**
There's still a lot we don't know
about monster development, eh?
**[20:23] Kuroitsu**
Great job!
**[20:23] Wolf-F**
Welcome back!
**[20:27] Kuroitsu**
Congratulations, Mummy!
**[20:29] Kuroitsu**
Your first concert was a huge success!
***SIGN*** Thank you both!
**[20:35] Wolf-F**
And you didn't even cry
on stage! Great job, Mummy!
**[20:39] Wolf-F**
I know you can only talk a little right now.
**[20:41] Wolf-F**
But I know you'll be able
to talk your head off soon!
**[20:46] Wolf-F**
And then we'll have an even bigger concert!
***SIGN*** Thanks, Big Brother!
***SIGN*** Thanks, Big Brother!
**[20:54] Kuroitsu**
You're soft on your adopted
little sister, huh?
**[20:56] Kuroitsu**
Big Brother!
**[20:58] Wolf-F**
Hey, shaddap!
**[20:59] Wolf-F**
I always get treated as a
little sister or a daughter!
**[21:03] Wolf-F**
Let me help be supportive of
someone who's under me for once!
***SIGN*** The golden boy!
**[21:09] Wolf-F**
The golden boy?
**[21:10] Kuroitsu**
You mean the person who
wrote the song is here?
**[21:16] Megistus**
It is I!
**[21:17] Wolf-F & Kuro**
Lord Megistus?!
**[21:19] Megistus**
The lyrics, the music, the mixing,
the choreography, the production...
**[21:23] Megistus**
It is I who handled them all!
**[21:27] Narrator**
* It was a well-known fact in*
* certain parts of Agastia*
**[21:31] Narrator**
* that Megistus was a golden*
* boy in the industry.*
**[21:34] Kenji**
*She had such a beautiful voice.*
**[21:37] Kenji**
* But I can't help but feel like*
* I've met her somewhere before.*
**[21:44] Kenji**
*My heart is pounding.*
**[21:45] Kenji**
* What a strange feeling!*
* I've never felt this way before!*
**[21:50] Narrator**
*He was recalling the terror of fighting her.*
***SIGN*** Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
***SIGN*** Tea Hero Sajin
***SIGN*** Did you spot them?
***SIGN*** Tea Hero Sajin 888
(Nonaka Kobo, Inc)
***SIGN*** These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] Kuroitsu**
Next time on episode 11...
***SIGN*** The Sacrifice Willingly Attending the Banquet of Evil Gods Must Either Be Eaten and Accept Their Role as Sacrifice or Devour the Evil Gods and So Become One
**[23:29] Kuroitsu**
See you then!
# E11 - The Sacrifice Willingly Attending the Banquet of Evil Gods Must Either Be Eaten and Accept Their Role as Sacrifice or Devour the Evil Gods and So Become One
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZD02/the-sacrifice-willingly-attending-the-banquet-of-evil-gods-must-either-be-eaten-and-accept-their-role-as-sacrifice-or-devour-the-evil-gods-and-so-become-one)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Takumi Tsutsui
**[00:05] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:08] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:13] Fenrir**
My fellows!
***SIGN*** Close-Combat Executive
Fenrir
**[00:15] Fenrir**
Thank you for participating in
this Agastia Employee Retreat.
**[00:19] Jaguar**
Indeed.
**[00:21] Jaguar**
Your courage is impressive, Kuroitsu!
**[00:23] Fleurety**
No more monsters coming than this, huh?
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[00:28] Kuroitsu**
We're so happy to be here!
**[00:31] Wolf-F**
*This isn't an employee retreat...*
**[00:34] Wolf-F**
*It's an executive conference!*
***SIGN*** — Episode 11 —
The Sacrifice Willingly Attending
the Banquet of Evil Gods Must
Either Be Eaten and Accept Their
Role as Sacrifice or Devour the
Evil Gods and So Become One
**[02:15] Fenrir**
Kuroitsu is a familiar
face from our meetings.
**[02:18] Fenrir**
But is the wolf girl the
only monster participant?
**[02:20] Fleurety**
I think it shows guts.
***SIGN*** Freezing Combat Executive
Fleurety
**[02:23] Fleurety**
Wish I had someone with nerve
like that in my department.
**[02:26] Skylla**
Absolutely not.
***SIGN*** Black Beast Transformation Executive
Skylla
**[02:27] Skylla**
Wolfie girl here is like my
little sister, you know.
**[02:31] Wolf-F**
Little sister?
**[02:32] Kuroitsu**
We created you using Lady
Skylla's design as reference.
**[02:36] Kuroitsu**
She really helped with your development.
***SIGN*** Secret Agent Executive
Peryton
**[02:39] Peryton**
Making your personal specs public...
**[02:41] Peryton**
Unbelievable.
**[02:43] Peryton**
I think it suggests a lack
of true executive mindset.
**[02:48] Skylla**
Listen to you, Peryton!
**[02:50] Skylla**
Personally, I think a true executive
mindset demands being a team player.
**[02:55] Fenrir**
Why do you always have to feud like this?
**[02:59] Fenrir**
And, as usual, not everyone came.
**[03:02] Fleurety**
Who's missing this time?
**[03:04] Fenrir**
Camula was too busy with work.
**[03:07] Fenrir**
Then there were Kraken and Amanoiwato...
***SIGN*** Polar Research Executive
Salamander
**[03:11] Salamander**
Pretty typical for rocky-jerk
and squiddy-jerk.
**[03:17] Amanoiwato**
To leave our headquarters bereft
of executives is far too perilous!
**[03:21] Amanoiwato**
I, Amanoiwato, shall devote
myself to its guardianship!
***SIGN*** Base Defense Executive
Amanoiwato
**[03:26] Amanoiwato**
I declare this our last line of defense!
***SIGN*** Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
**[03:29] Kraken**
I agree!
**[03:31] Kraken**
Agastia's headquarters must
not be left undefended!
**[03:36] Fleurety**
I think it's fine with the chief
of staff there, personally.
***SIGN*** Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
**[03:40] Jaguar**
They're all a bunch of Nervous Nellies!
**[03:43] Wolf-F**
* Miss Kuroitsu... How could you*
* join an executives-only retreat?*
**[03:48] Wolf-F**
*She's so fearless.*
**[03:51] Kuroitsu**
Don't be scared, Wolfie boy.
**[03:54] Kuroitsu**
It's an unprecedented chance to learn about
the capabilities of typically aloof executives!
**[04:00] Wolf-F**
* Like I'm in any position*
* to think about that!*
**[04:03] Wolf-F**
*But that's the reason she did it, huh?*
**[04:06] Uncle**
My fine ladies, Miss Kuroitsu, Miss Bete.
***SIGN*** Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
**[04:09] Uncle**
There's a bar I frequent with
a fine view of the city lights.
**[04:12] Uncle**
Would you care to make it a threesome?
**[04:16] Kuroitsu**
That's a rather antiquated
come-on, Lord Uncle.
**[04:20] Wolf-F**
And invitin' two people
at once is pretty shady.
**[04:23] Uncle**
I simply can't bear to be
alone for long, you see.
**[04:26] Uncle**
I greatly prefer the company of friends!
**[04:30] Skylla**
Then take your pathetic flirting
to that sweaty bunch over there!
**[04:35] Skylla**
Keep your distance, Wolfie girl!
**[04:36] Skylla**
Men are the true wolves, every one of them!
**[04:39] Wolf-F**
Huh? But I'm—
**[04:41] Salamander**
Give it up, Wolf Bete.
**[04:44] Salamander**
Skylla's really—
**[04:49] Salamander**
—really... smart.
**[04:52] Peryton**
He hedged it.
**[04:54] Jaguar**
Pathetic behavior from an evil executive!
**[04:58] Skylla**
But I tell you, Wolfie girl,
all men really are beasts!
**[05:01] Skylla**
You really must afford them a wide berth.
**[05:05] Narrator**
* Wolf's instincts recognized Skylla,*
* who shared his genetic factors,*
**[05:09] Narrator**
*as his superior.*
**[05:11] Narrator**
* Additionally, his canine nature made it*
* impossible for him to defy a superior.*
**[05:18] Wolf-F**
Yeah, I'm freakin'...
**[05:20] Wolf-F**
I mean, I'm quite afraid of men, too!
**[05:23] Skylla**
Are you, poor dear? There, there...
**[05:27] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy...
**[05:30] Fenrir**
All right, let's get our rooms.
**[05:32] Fenrir**
Come get your key when I call your name.
**[05:34] all**
Okay!
**[05:36] Fenrir**
First up... oh? The writing's so small.
I must be getting on in years...
**[05:38] Arachne**
I think she likes you, Wolf.
**[05:40] Fleurety**
It's important to have traditional desserts
in the room. I wonder what they've got.
**[05:41] Arachne**
Take care.
**[05:42] Wolf-F**
What's that supposed to mean?
***SIGN*** Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
**[05:44] Arachne**
Skylla is an exceptionally
temperamental person.
**[05:46] Arachne**
When she takes a liking to
something, she's unstoppable.
**[05:49] Arachne**
Once, long ago, I...
**[06:06] Kuroitsu**
You can't beat traditional inns!
**[06:10] Wolf-F**
I only just got to my room,
**[06:13] Wolf-F**
but I'm already frickin' exhausted.
**[06:15] Wolf-F**
Wait... is this my room?!
**[06:18] Kuroitsu**
Well, yeah.
**[06:19] Wolf-F**
I'm with you, Miss Kuroitsu?!
**[06:21] Kuroitsu**
What's the big deal, Wolfie boy?
**[06:24] Kuroitsu**
You're a delicate maiden who's
"quite afraid of men," aren't you?
**[06:30] Skylla**
Wolfie girl!
**[06:31] Skylla**
Let's go have a little fun!
**[06:34] Wolf-F**
Y-Yes, Lady Skylla!
**[06:37] Kuroitsu**
Give it your best, Wolfie boy!
**[06:42] Kuroitsu**
But now it's time to get to work!
**[06:50] Fleurety**
Observing the executives?
**[06:53] Fleurety**
Well, passion for your work
is a pretty decent quality.
**[06:56] Kuroitsu**
Thank you so much!
**[06:58] Peryton**
As a secret agent, I refuse to cooperate.
**[07:02] Salamander**
What's the big deal if she watches a while?
**[07:05] Salamander**
But get this, Kuroitsu.
**[07:07] Salamander**
"Executive" ain't a title
just anyone can get.
**[07:11] Salamander**
We don't go showin' off our
capabilities that easy.
**[07:13] Salamander**
And if you do happen to see 'em,
it might just be the last thing you—
**[07:19] Salamander**
Lay off me, you brats! I ain't merchandise!
**[07:26] Kuroitsu**
Still... he sure is cute...
**[07:29] Fleurety**
The dumplings at that shop
were really delicious.
**[07:32] Kuroitsu**
Are we on a food tour now?
**[07:35] Fleurety**
I run the supply warehouses, after all.
**[07:37] Fleurety**
Testing out supplies is part of my job.
**[07:42] Narrator**
* The ice powers of Freezing*
* Combat Executive Fleurety*
**[07:45] Narrator**
* were used to keep Agastia's*
* foodstuffs in cold storage.*
**[07:51] Salamander**
Hey!
**[07:52] Salamander**
Quit cuddlin' me, darn it!
**[07:54] Kuroitsu**
I'm so sorry, Lord Salamander.
**[07:57] Kuroitsu**
I didn't even realize I was doing it.
**[07:59] Fleurety**
*Wonder if they'd be better chilled...*
**[08:04] Peryton**
It doesn't look like you're working to me.
**[08:07] Peryton**
And what need is there to
eat anything but hyorogan?
**[08:13] Narrator**
* Hyorogan, or ration pellets, are a portable*
* foodstuff eaten by the ninja of old.*
**[08:18] Salamander**
But those are so...
**[08:20] Fleurety**
They're just so...
**[08:22] Kuroitsu**
What, they're not good?
**[08:24] Fleurety**
Well, they started making them bigger
and bigger to make them taste better.
**[08:28] Salamander**
Now they're hard to carry around,
take forever to prepare,
**[08:32] Salamander**
and you eat 'em with a knife and fork!
**[08:35] Peryton**
All in the pursuit of superior flavors!
**[08:39] Salamander**
Ration pellets shouldn't be about flavor.
**[08:43] Salamander**
I told you to quit cuddlin' me, darn it!
**[08:47] Kuroitsu**
But you're just so smooth and squishy...
**[08:52] Salamander**
Knock it off!
**[08:56] Jaguar**
I can't be satisfied unless I'm number one!
**[08:59] Fenrir**
All right. And?
**[09:01] Jaguar**
You and I are the only executives
specialized for close-range combat, Fenrir.
**[09:07] Jaguar**
I don't think I need to say more.
**[09:11] Fenrir**
I see.
**[09:12] Fenrir**
Yes...
**[09:13] Fenrir**
Warrior of Jaguar.
**[09:15] Fenrir**
You leave me no other option.
**[09:18] Fenrir**
You wish to develop a joint
finishing move. Is that correct?
**[09:24] Jaguar**
Hell no!
**[09:25] Jaguar**
I wanna fight and find out
who's better once and for all!
**[09:29] Fenrir**
I have spent a great deal of time simulating
executive combination attacks.
**[09:34] Jaguar**
Well, stop it! It's creepy!
**[09:36] Jaguar**
We executives can't just start dishin'
out team attacks like we're pals!
**[09:41] Jaguar**
We could never show our
faces to a hero again!
**[09:43] Kuroitsu**
It is a tricky suggestion.
**[09:48] Kuroitsu**
The real problem is that Lord Jaguar
would never actually do as he was told.
**[09:54] Jaguar**
What, you got a particular problem with me?
**[09:57] Kuroitsu**
Oh, of course not!
**[10:00] Kuroitsu**
It's a particular problem with
you and Lord Uncle both.
**[10:02] Jaguar**
Why are you sticking me
in the creep category?!
**[10:07] Jaguar**
You'll pay for that!
**[10:10] Fenrir**
I won't allow this.
**[10:12] Fenrir**
Violence against subordinates is an
unacceptable violation of our code of conduct!
**[10:17] Fenrir**
I want to see you become
**[10:20] Fenrir**
a rule-abiding executive who keeps
strictly to the straight and narrow!
**[10:24] Jaguar**
How the hell is this old
man an evil executive?!
**[10:27] Jaguar**
Who made you to be this way?!
**[10:34] Arachne**
Hey, Eldridge, you're pretty good at this!
***SIGN*** Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
**[10:37] Eldridge**
And I can tell you're someone who spends all
her time in her castle playing this junk.
**[10:42] Kuroitsu**
You don't usually venture
this far out, Lady Arachne.
**[10:47] Kuroitsu**
I was sure you'd sit this trip out.
**[10:51] Arachne**
I just love hot springs!
**[10:55] Eldridge**
Miss Kuroitsu...
**[10:56] Eldridge**
This game's characters are truly intriguing!
**[11:00] Kuroitsu**
Ouch!
**[11:01] Eldridge**
They change from humanoids into
mollusks in the blink of an eye!
**[11:06] Eldridge**
Is this cellular reorganization
accomplished with electric stimuli?!
**[11:10] Eldridge**
And then they can swim around in
the fluid they've splashed about!
**[11:14] Eldridge**
Wait... do they fuse with it on a molecular
level to transmit their mass?!
**[11:20] Arachne**
Extroverted nerds are the dang worst!
**[11:27] Kuroitsu**
What are you doing, Lord Uncle?
**[11:30] Uncle**
Lonely and alone, I'm managing
the day's goods transfers.
**[11:35] Uncle**
Miss Arachne refused to entertain
my company, you see.
**[11:38] Kuroitsu**
You'd better watch out, Lady Arachne.
**[11:42] Kuroitsu**
Lord Uncle's gonna come on to you.
**[11:46] Uncle**
You have nothing to worry
about there, Miss Kuroitsu.
**[11:49] Uncle**
I am Miss Arachne's captive,
both figuratively and literally.
**[11:58] Arachne**
Yeah, Uncle's just annoying to be around.
**[12:00] Arachne**
Dude won't ever be real with you, y'know?
**[12:04] Uncle**
You wound me!
**[12:06] Uncle**
I could speak of your charms
all night long, Miss Arachne.
**[12:16] Jyuyushi A**
It seems the report that Agastia's
executives would be here today was correct.
**[12:20] Jyuyushi B**
If we finish them all off in one go,
**[12:23] Jyuyushi B**
we can make the jump to
the national level in a flash!
**[12:26] Jyuyushi A**
We won't rest until it's done!
**[12:29] both**
We are the Assassin Rangers: Jyuyushi!
**[12:33] both**
When it comes to taking down evil,
**[12:35] both**
there's nothing we won't do!
**[12:38] Skylla**
Come to me, Wolfie girl!
**[12:41] Skylla**
I'll wash you off.
**[12:43] Wolf-F**
N-No thanks, I'm good here.
**[12:46] Skylla**
Come along.
**[12:48] Wolf-F**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** CLOSE-COMBAT SPECIALIZED MONSTER
**[12:52] sign**
m 58 114 l 261 117 260 135 223 164 59 163
***SIGN*** His basic settings were based primarily on the executive Skylla,
allowing superior cost performance relative to his stats.
Despite highly versatile combat abilities, he is more valued as
a mascot from a marketing perspective.
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
**[12:52] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** BLACK BEAST TRANSFORMATION
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[13:00] Wolf-F**
*How'd I end up in this mess?*
**[13:04] Skylla**
Wolfie girl, your skin is so beautiful.
**[13:07] Skylla**
I'm so jealous.
**[13:08] Wolf-F**
O-Oh, it's not that great...
**[13:11] Wolf-F**
Yours is much prettier, Lady Skylla.
**[13:14] Skylla**
Are you saying I'm beautiful?
**[13:16] Wolf-F**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[13:18] Skylla**
Won't you leave yourself
in my hands, Wolfie girl?
**[13:21] Skylla**
I'll be gentle with my washing.
**[13:28] Wolf-F**
H-Hey! Th-That's a little too...
**[13:30] Skylla**
Stay still, now.
**[13:32] Skylla**
Don't move.
**[13:34] Wolf-F**
R-Right!
**[13:37] Skylla**
How adorable you are, Wolfie girl!
**[13:39] Wolf-F**
I d-don't know about that...
**[13:42] Skylla**
Don't be afraid.
**[13:44] Skylla**
You don't like this sort of thing?
**[13:46] Wolf-F**
I w-wouldn't say that, exactly...
**[13:51] Skylla**
You *like* it, then?
**[13:53] Wolf-F**
I w-wouldn't say that, either...
**[13:56] Jyuyushi C&D**
They're vulnerable!
**[13:57] Skylla**
Look out!
**[14:01] Wolf-F**
These don't look like your
garden-variety peeping Toms.
**[14:04] Jyuyushi C**
We are heroes!
**[14:06] Jyuyushi D**
We strike down evil in the name of justice!
**[14:09] Wolf-F**
What the hell kind of heroes
bust into the girls' bath
**[14:11] Wolf-F**
and start swingin' blades without
even introducin' themselves?!
**[14:15] Jyuyushi C**
Well, if we declared ourselves
the Assassin Rangers first,
**[14:17] Jyuyushi C**
we wouldn't be very good assassins.
**[14:19] Jyuyushi D**
What he said!
**[14:20] Wolf-F**
Not my problem!
**[14:22] Jyuyushi D**
Now, sit back and be assassinated!
**[14:26] Skylla**
You've ruined my time with
my precious Wolfie girl...
**[14:32] Skylla**
And now you shall pay!
**[14:34] Skylla**
I'll tear you to shreds!
**[14:39] Jyuyushi D**
Th-The beasts!
**[14:41] Jyuyushi C**
What is this monster?!
**[14:43] Wolf-F**
Bete Claw!
**[14:50] Wolf-F**
Guess I'd better call the others.
**[14:54] Skylla**
Come now, Wolfie girl.
**[14:56] Skylla**
I'll get you nice and clean again.
**[14:59] Wolf-F**
* I guess the danger's not*
* over for me, though!*
**[15:03] Fleurety**
Boy, this is nice.
***SIGN*** Foot Bath
Adult 100 Child 50
***SIGN*** Day
Trip
Foot
Bath
**[15:06] Fleurety**
True bliss.
**[15:09] Peryton**
Should our freezing combat executive
be warming up in a foot bath?
**[15:14] Salamander**
Maybe I'll join you.
**[15:18] Peryton**
This is a foot bath. What do
you think you're doing?
**[15:21] Salamander**
This is the only way I can get my feet in.
**[15:25] Salamander**
Could stand to be hotter, though.
**[15:28] Salamander**
Maybe I'll heat it up a bit...
**[15:35] Jyuyushi E**
They fell for it!
**[15:37] Jyuyushi E**
Assassin Ninja Technique, Inferno Escape!
**[15:39] Salamander**
I said it could stand to be hotter...
**[15:42] Salamander**
But that's a little extreme, don't you think?
**[15:45] Jyuyushi E**
What?!
**[15:46] Salamander**
I'm designed to deal with
extreme temperatures.
**[15:50] Salamander**
Your fire can't do squat against me.
**[15:56] Jyuyushi G**
What?! I can't move!
**[15:57] Jyuyushi E**
They tricked us!
**[15:58] Jyuyushi F**
Damn it!
**[16:00] Fleurety**
What's with the wannabe ninjas?
**[16:02] Fleurety**
Is this supposed to be some
kind of entertainment?
**[16:05] Peryton**
I've received a report from Uncle.
**[16:07] Peryton**
They appear to be a minor hero gang.
**[16:10] Peryton**
You call yourselves the Assassin Rangers,
but your work is terribly sloppy!
**[16:14] Peryton**
Only a hack would show up to boast
seconds after springing a trap!
**[16:19] Peryton**
And you completely failed
to mask your presences!
**[16:23] Peryton**
I knew you were there from the start!
**[16:27] Salamander**
You knew, but you still let
me trigger their trap?
**[16:32] Peryton**
Better than an innocent civilian doing it!
**[16:35] Peryton**
Now, line up!
**[16:38] Peryton**
I'll teach you the
fundamentals of espionage!
**[16:41] Peryton**
You'll want to take notes, too!
**[16:43] Jyuyushi F**
Uh, we don't have notepads...
**[16:45] Peryton**
Then go buy some at that souvenir shop!
**[16:48] Peryton**
Dash!
**[16:48] Salamander**
I ended up with a real pain in the rear.
**[16:50] Jyuyushi**
D-Dash?! R-Right!
**[16:58] Fenrir**
Not bad at all, Jaguar!
**[17:01] Jaguar**
When I fight, I never lose!
**[17:03] Fenrir**
Your resolve is impressive.
**[17:05] Fenrir**
Then let's kick it up a notch!
**[17:08] Jaguary**
Sounds good to me!
**[17:22] Fenrir**
Look at you, keeping up with me!
**[17:24] Jaguar**
I'm not the Jaguar I once was!
**[17:27] Kuroitsu**
You guys are awfully fired up over
a little game of ping-pong.
**[17:33] Kuroitsu**
Who are these people?
**[17:36] Fenrir**
Uncle's investigation revealed them
to be a group of lesser heroes
**[17:40] Fenrir**
with a headquarters nearby.
**[17:42] Kuroitsu**
"Assassin Rangers Jyuyushi."
**[17:45] Kuroitsu**
It looks like they're up to
some pretty radical things.
**[17:48] Kuroitsu**
I doubt the world would get behind
an assassination-based hero team.
**[17:52] Jyuyushi A**
The only true justice is the dispatch of evil!
**[17:55] Jyuyushi A**
The methods don't matter!
**[17:58] Kuroitsu**
Actually, methods are very important.
**[17:59] Kuroitsu**
Running an operation like that costs money.
**[18:02] Kuroitsu**
You can't run an organization
without everyone's cooperation.
**[18:06] Jyuyushi B**
Evil is unworthy of speaking such just words!
**[18:10] Jyuyushi H**
Prepare to die!
**[18:19] Eldridge**
I guess the Philadelphia Plan
is running smoothly.
**[18:22] Eldridge**
Are you all right?
**[18:24] Kuroitsu**
You're so awesome, Lord Eldridge!
**[18:28] Eldridge**
I suppose I am!
**[18:30] Eldridge**
By the way, I think a flaw in the system
is giving me selective amnesia.
**[18:35] Eldridge**
Who exactly are you?
**[18:39] Kuroitsu**
The Plan's still got some
bugs to work out, huh?
**[18:44] Jyuyushi A**
Curse you!
**[18:45] Jyuyushi A**
But this isn't over!
**[18:47] Jyuyushi A**
We still have an ace up our sleeve!
**[19:03] Salamander**
Hey, look! They sent out a robot!
**[19:06] Fleurety**
Yeah, they definitely got
that one second-hand.
**[19:10] Fleurety**
Some other hero team must've had it before.
**[19:13] Salamander**
What do we do?
**[19:15] Fleurety**
You'd probably only need three of us
together to take out a second-hand robot.
**[19:21] Peryton**
No, wait.
**[19:22] Peryton**
I hear something.
**[19:25] Jyuyushi I**
You're all finished!
**[19:28] Jyuyushi C**
It's a cornerstone of justice,
even if it means hurting civilians!
**[19:33] Fenrir**
This isn't good.
**[19:35] Kuroitsu**
We've got to get the civilians to safety!
**[19:37] Uncle**
No, we'll be fine.
**[19:40] Uncle**
It seems he came along, as well.
***SIGN*** Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
**[20:05] Jaguar**
Fáfnir...
**[20:06] Jaguar**
I didn't know he was coming today!
**[20:09] Fenrir**
He wants to come every time,
**[20:12] Fenrir**
but there are operational costs
that come up when he moves around.
**[20:14] Eldridge**
Hey, we did it!
**[20:17] Eldridge**
Actually, who's that big guy?
**[20:21] Kuroitsu**
The Philadelphia Plan really is dicey.
**[20:26] Fleurety**
What a dodgy bunch of heroes.
**[20:28] Salamander**
But the people seem to think it was a show,
**[20:31] Salamander**
so I guess it's okay.
**[20:33] Salamander**
Hey! Wave to the people, Fáfnir!
***SIGN*** Special Guest Hero
Astro Fighter Sunred
Created by: Makoto Kubota
Art by: Kazuaki Morita
***SIGN*** ° This hero is a work of fiction! He doesn't really exist!
**[20:41] Narrator**
* And so, despite a few minor bumps in the road,*
* the employee retreat was a success.*
**[20:48] Narrator**
*Or so they believed...*
**[20:51] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu...
**[20:52] Wolf-F**
I never wanna go to one of those again!
**[20:56] Kuroitsu**
Maybe next time we'll go
somewhere, just you and me.
**[21:01] Wolf-F**
Just you and me?!
**[21:10] Akashic**
Take that! And that, and that!
**[21:12] Akashic**
You jerk! You big loser!
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[21:14] Akashic**
You traitor!
**[21:15] Akashic**
Leaving me off on my own like that...
**[21:17] Akashic**
You're really gonna pay!
**[21:23] Mizuki**
What's up?
**[21:26] Akashic**
Who're you?
**[21:28] Mizuki**
Well, actually... I play that game, too.
**[21:35] Mizuki**
You got left behind?
**[21:37] Akashic**
Yeah, I'm all alone.
**[21:39] Akachic**
The others are off on a really fun trip.
**[21:41] Mizuki**
That sounds pretty lonely.
**[21:43] Akashic**
Well, I'm not lonely at all!
**[21:45] Akashic**
I'm fine.
**[21:47] Akashic**
I just hate being left behind.
**[21:50] Mizuki**
You're a strong person.
**[21:51] Akashic**
Of course I am!
**[21:53] Akashic**
I'm the strongest there is.
**[21:54] Mizuki**
I'm jealous.
**[21:56] Akashic**
How come?
**[21:57] Mizuki**
I'm not strong at all.
I'm always lonely, too.
**[22:01] Akashic**
You don't have any friends?
**[22:04] Mizuki**
Oh, here it comes! Hurry!
**[22:06] Akashic**
Uh-oh!
**[22:09] Mizuki**
I guess my senpai at work
is kind of like a friend.
**[22:12] Akashic**
Is she nice?
**[22:14] Mizuki**
I think so...
**[22:18] Akashic**
Yes! We won! I've never gotten
past this part before!
**[22:22] Akashic**
You're really good at this!
**[22:25] Mizuki**
Oh, hey...
***SIGN*** Cream Roll
50% price as marked
**[22:27] Mizuki**
Wanna split it?
**[22:31] Akashic**
Sure!
**[22:38] Mizuki**
Yes? Mizuki here.
**[22:39] Matsuyama**
*You're free, right, Mizuki?*
**[22:42] Matsuyama**
*I got a call from a new employer.*
**[22:57] Akashic**
Attention, all!
**[22:58] Akashic**
Allow me to introduce...
**[23:01] Akashic**
Agastia's newest executives,
**[23:04] Akashic**
Karen Mizuki and Heiki Matsuyama!
**[23:08] all**
All glory to Agastia!
**[23:10] all**
All glory to Agastia!
**[23:13] Salamander**
All glory to Agastia!
**[23:15] all**
Glory!
**[23:16] all**
Glory!
**[23:18] all**
Glory!
**[23:18] Akashic**
I'm counting on you two!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:27] kuro**
Join us next time for the final episode of *Miss
Kuroitsu of the Monster Development Department*!
***SIGN*** Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Cannibal
# E12 - Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Ca
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX3MXX/those-sacrifices-saved-from-hell-by-a-black-winged-devil-that-devours-other-devils-will-revere-it-as-god-regardless-of-whether-its-act-makes-it-a-servant-of-heaven-or-merely-a-savage-cannibal)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:01] Narrator**
*As long as good exists in this world,*
**[00:03] Narrator**
*so, too, shall evil thrive.*
**[00:03] sign**
Narrator
**[00:03] sign**
Daisuke Ban
**[00:06] Narrator**
* But behind this eternal*
* clash of good and evil,*
**[00:09] Narrator**
*there is another battle that goes unseen.*
**[00:17] Akashic**
Excuse me, Executive.
**[00:18] Akashic**
I'd like some tea.
**[00:19] Matsuyama**
Yes, ma'am!
**[00:23] Akashic**
Executive, do we have any
sweets to go with this?
**[00:25] Matsuyama**
Yes, ma'am!
**[00:29] Matsuyama**
Shall I rub your shoulders,
Great Leader of Akashic?
**[00:32] Akashic**
How considerate of you, Executive!
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus
***SIGN*** Incoming
**[00:40] Akashic**
Speaking.
**[00:41] Megistus**
*Great Leader, the time draws nigh.*
**[00:44] Akashic**
Understood. I'm on my way.
**[00:49] Akashic**
I've got a bit of work to do.
**[00:50] Akashic**
We'll finish this later.
**[00:52] Mizuki**
Yes, ma'am!
**[00:57] Mizuki**
Miss Matsuyama...
**[00:58] Mizuki**
Is this executive stuff...
**[01:01] Matsuyama**
Mizuki, honey...
**[01:03] Matsuyama**
Don't think about it too hard!
***SIGN*** Celebrate - Executive Promotion
Karen Mizuki
***SIGN*** Episode 12
Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by
a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other
Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless
of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant
of Heaven or Merely a Savage Cannibal
**[01:15] Kuroitsu**
*Wolfie boy!*
***SIGN*** Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
**[01:19] Wolf-F**
I ain't gonna hold out
much longer like this.
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
**[01:21] Kuroitsu**
This is so weird.
**[01:23] Kuroitsu**
I'm sure the principle is correct...
**[01:26] Wolf-F**
Yeah, we were all pretty excited
when we first heard the idea.
**[01:30] Doctor**
I think that this monster concept,
based on all the data we've collected so far,
**[01:34] Doctor**
is a very interesting one.
**[01:36] Doctor**
But it's going to take a pretty long
time to finish it at our lab's scale.
**[01:40] Wolf-F**
Huh? How many times are you
gonna blow me up here?
**[01:45] Kuroitsu**
If only we had a little more funding...
**[01:49] Camula**
You might be getting more soon.
***SIGN*** Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
**[01:51] Kuroitsu**
Lady Camula?
**[01:53] Camula**
However... things might also
get a little more complicated.
**[01:58] Kuroitsu**
What do you mean by that?
**[01:59] Camula**
I've only heard the rumors, myself, but...
**[02:04] Kuroitsu**
What?! Agastia's getting bought
out by a foreign investor?!
**[02:10] Zet**
* If you were to join our*
* Secret Society: Zet Arc group,*
**[02:15] Zet**
* we could easily enhance Agastia's*
* domination potential.*
**[02:19] Megistus**
We will need to consider our
response to your offer.
***SIGN*** Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
**[02:22] Zet**
*Surely there's no reason to hesitate.*
**[02:24] Zet**
*It's a fine deal, isn't it?*
**[02:27] Megistus**
We will consider it,
**[02:29] Megistus**
and contact you again when we're ready.
**[02:31] Zet**
*Very well...*
**[02:33] Zet**
*I see.*
**[02:34] Zet**
* But do remember that you*
* have little time to waste.*
**[02:38] Zet**
*Decisions should be made ASAP.*
**[02:40] Zet**
*That is the global standard.*
***SIGN*** Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
**[02:45] Akashic**
Ugh! What a jerk!
**[02:48] Akashic**
Thinking he can boss us around...
**[02:50] Megistus**
It is common enough for companies
to think that their capital
**[02:54] Megistus**
should be synonymous with their influence.
**[02:56] Megistus**
But what is your decision, Great Leader?
**[03:00] Megistus**
They're requiring no restructuring
of our executive level or below.
**[03:03] Megistus**
We'll receive more funding, and our
compensation will greatly improve.
**[03:11] Narrator**
*World domination is about safety in size!*
**[03:12] Doctor**
The foreign investor,
Secret Society: Zet Arc...
**[03:14] Narrator**
* All of our affiliate companies*
* see rapid growth!*
**[03:16] Doctor**
Those worldwide players really have it good.
**[03:17] Narrator**
*Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!*
**[03:19] Camula**
It appears Zet Arc is interested in
direct expansion into the Asia region.
**[03:20] Narrator**
*Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!*
**[03:24] Doctor**
But doesn't M&A among evil secret
societies seem a little...
**[03:27] Wolf-F**
M&A?
**[03:29] Kuroitsu**
Mergers and acquisitions.
**[03:32] Kuroitsu**
It means buying up companies.
**[03:34] Doctor**
I expect they must want to use us as
a foothold for expansion into Asia.
**[03:39] Doctor**
That lab's budget is clearly
orders of magnitude above ours!
**[03:43] Wolf-F**
With something like that, we could do
all the monster development we wanted!
**[03:47] Kuroitsu**
But... we can't actually join them, can we?
**[03:54] Camula**
But according to Uncle's investigations,
**[03:56] Camula**
they're not afraid of strong-arming
to get their way.
***SIGN*** Specialized Counter-Blade Monster
Mummy
***SIGN*** Chocolate Monster
Melty
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[04:09] Kenji**
Welcome!
**[04:11] Kuroitsu**
Three orders of pork on rice,
**[04:12] Kuroitsu**
with two helpings of pickled ginger each.
**[04:15] Announcer**
*And now for our next story.*
**[04:17] Announcer**
* Marukari Corporation announced its acquisition*
* by foreign investor Amajin Corporation.*
***SIGN*** FOREIGN INVESTOR ACQUISITION
***SIGN*** FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
***SIGN*** FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS
OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
***SIGN*** Caution! Flashing lights!
**[04:25] Kuroitsu**
* Hey, that's the company*
* we used to make Melty.*
**[04:28] Kuroitsu**
* I guess companies don't necessarily*
* stay the same forever.*
**[04:33] Hydra**
Mr. Cannon, how do you like today's lunch?
***SIGN*** Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
**[04:37] Cannon**
Oh, it's delicious!
***SIGN*** Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
**[04:39] Cannon**
You're such a great cook, Miss Hydra!
**[04:41] One**
Incidentally, I've heard there's
been some talk of M&A!
**[04:44] Three**
Guess Agastia's in big trouble, huh?
**[04:46] Hydra**
What's an M&A?
**[04:48] Cannon**
Is it a type of chocolate?
**[04:52] Three**
What kind of question is that?!
**[04:52] Two**
You really try my patience...
**[04:52] One**
Now I want to eat some chocolate.
**[04:52] Four**
I think he's trying to make Matsu laugh...
**[04:56] Yuto**
Haven't you done enough, Reo?
**[04:59] Reo**
Absolutely not!
**[05:00] Reo**
I'm awesome at this!
I could keep winning all day!
**[05:02] Reo**
And you can keep the plushies, Yuto.
**[05:05] Yuto**
Th-Thanks...
**[05:06] Yuto**
So you're not actually doing it
because you want the stuff?
**[05:11] Reo**
This sensation...
**[05:12] Reo**
A monster?
**[05:14] Yuto**
I'm not picking up any mana, at least.
**[05:19] Kenji**
*What is that?*
**[05:20] Kenji**
*It doesn't feel like one of Agastia's monsters.*
**[05:26] Jaguar Man**
*Jaguar Base here!*
**[05:28] Jaguar Man**
*We're under attack from an unknown monster!*
**[05:31] Jaguar Man**
*I can't get in touch with Lord Jaguar!*
**[05:33] Kraken Man**
*This is the undersea observatory!*
**[05:35] Kraken Man**
*Something has us surrounded!*
**[05:38] Eldridge Woman**
*Emergency!*
**[05:39] Eldridge Woman**
* We're getting external interference in*
* Lord Eldridge's Philadelphia Plan dimension!*
**[05:43] Akashic**
What's all this, then?
**[05:45] Zet**
*Isn't it obvious?*
**[05:47] Zet**
*We're attacking your executives' bases.*
**[05:50] Zet**
*We are realists, you see.*
**[05:53] Zet**
* We wish to drive seizure of your*
* assets in a thoroughly agile manner.*
**[05:57] Megistus**
Oh? I don't recall giving you our answer yet.
**[06:02] Zet**
*If I might rephrase more simply,*
**[06:04] Zet**
* we have rescinded, from you,*
* the element of choice.*
**[06:07] Zet**
*It's time to accept what's happening.*
**[06:10] Megistus**
Would this be a hostile takeover, then?
**[06:13] Akashic**
In other words, an invasion.
**[06:16] Zet**
*You exaggerate, surely.*
**[06:18] Zet**
* I simply thought I'd show*
* a minor organization*
**[06:20] Zet**
* that has failed to control even*
* this small area after so long*
**[06:23] Zet**
*what true power looks like.*
**[06:40] Cannon**
Get out of here, everyone!
**[06:41] Hydra**
The emergency exits are this way! Hurry!
**[06:50] Wolf-F**
Bete Claw!
**[06:52] Wolf-F**
What's with these things?
**[06:54] Wolf-F**
Are they machines or something?!
**[06:59] Kuroitsu**
This is...
**[07:00] Kuroitsu**
There are monsters integrated
into the machinery.
**[07:04] Kuroitsu**
They must take the monsters
from the companies they buy,
**[07:06] Kuroitsu**
alter them to their company standard,
**[07:07] Kuroitsu**
and force them to work against their will.
**[07:09] Wolf-F**
Ignoring the will of the monsters, huh?
**[07:11] Wolf-F**
That's nuts!
**[07:14] Kuroitsu**
As an evil organization ourselves,
**[07:16] Kuroitsu**
we're in no position to object to the practice.
**[07:18] Kuroitsu**
But I still don't like their methods!
**[07:22] Wolf-F**
Yeah.
**[07:26] Wolf-F**
Miss Kuroitsu?
***SIGN*** MASS PRODUCTION MONSTER
**[07:28] sign**
m 54 110 l 56 176 124 176 203 169 215 150 213 110
***SIGN*** Zet Arc's monster. Can be swiftly mass-produced to a
unified standard. With the versatility to perform any task
and the ability to mindlessly receive orders, they are
rumored to be the future of mass-produced monsters
in the world marketplace.
***SIGN*** SPECIAL ABILITIES
**[07:28] sign**
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
***SIGN*** UNKNOWN
***SIGN*** POWER
***SIGN*** SPEED
***SIGN*** ENDURANCE
***SIGN*** COST
PERFORMANCE
***SIGN*** INTELLIGENCE
***SIGN*** TECHNIQUE
**[07:47] Hydra**
I'll back you up, Mr. Cannon!
**[07:50] Cannon**
Fall back, everyone!
**[07:51] Cannon**
Lightning-calling system,
Great Spirit, activate!
**[07:59] Hydra**
You did it!
**[08:02] Cannon**
But...
**[08:04] Cannon**
We're not even making a dent!
**[08:08] Kuroitsu**
Reinforcements!
**[08:09] Wolf-F**
How can there be more of the darn things?!
**[08:11] Zet**
Did you think I'd fail to evaluate
your combat ability correctly?
**[08:16] Zet**
I've prepared exactly what I require to win.
**[08:21] Kuroitsu**
You're a Zet Arc executive, then?
**[08:23] Zet**
I am Zet Acht, soon to be your superior.
**[08:26] Zet**
I would advise you to put an end
to this pointless resistance.
**[08:29] Zet**
It could affect your post-merger assessment.
**[08:31] Kuroitsu**
There's no guarantee that
there will be a merger!
**[08:34] Zet**
What would a mere employee know?
**[08:37] Zet**
Go, Z Killer Army!
**[08:40] Zet**
Dispose of any who stand against us!
**[08:43] Zet**
There's always more where you came from!
**[08:45] Zet**
Zet Arc is ranked number one among
prospective monster employers!
**[08:58] Zet**
What?!
**[09:03] Elbucky**
We made it, mew!
**[09:05] Elbucky**
Secret Society: Black Lore has arrived, mew!
**[09:08] Elbucky**
And I'm the only one allowed
to touch my precious Wolfie!
**[09:12] Wolf-F**
You're the last one I want
touchin' me, you perv cat!
**[09:17] Rose**
Magia Full Break!
**[09:23] Rose**
We heard the story, Agastia!
**[09:26] Rose**
We'll let you off this time,
**[09:28] Rose**
but this is just professional,
so don't go getting the wrong idea!
**[09:31] Zwart**
You didn't have to announce all that...
**[09:34] Zwart**
We're joining the fight!
**[09:36] Zwart**
Let's work together to get rid of these guys!
**[09:39] Rose**
Strike Rose!
**[09:41] Zwart**
Sword Zwart Flash!
**[09:46] Zet**
Impossible...
**[09:47] Zet**
According to my research,
they're supposed to be enemies.
**[09:51] Kuroitsu**
And we are still enemies!
**[09:53] Kuroitsu**
But what matters is, none of us
like having you people here!
**[09:56] Elbucky**
Power plays are so last decade, mew!
**[09:58] Elbucky**
Go on back home already, mew!
**[10:01] Zet**
It appears I miscalculated.
**[10:03] Zet**
Goodness me.
**[10:10] Zet**
To take the field myself
is terribly inefficient.
**[10:13] Zet**
I'll have to reflect on this later.
**[10:17] Kuroitsu**
A battle form! It can't be...
**[10:20] Zet**
You leave me no choice.
I'll engage you myself.
**[10:22] Kuroitsu**
Run, everyone!
**[10:37] Elbucky**
He's blastin' through his own allies!
**[10:39] Wolf-F**
He's... so strong.
**[10:41] Kuroitsu**
What powerful equipment...
**[10:43] Kuroitsu**
Foreign investors really do have
it good with their R&D scale!
**[10:46] Zet**
Of course we do.
**[10:47] Zet**
My annual income is 12 million dollars.
**[10:50] Zet**
We operate on a different scale than your
little island nation's "major corporations."
**[10:55] Wolf-F**
Damn it! This ain't over yet!
**[10:56] Wolf-F**
I'll use my full-power Bete Claw!
**[11:00] Wolf-F**
What?!
**[11:07] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy!
**[11:08] Elbucky**
Don't you hurt my Wolfie!
**[11:22] Zet**
Utterly pathetic.
**[11:24] Zet**
And for your information, my engagement
with you is not merely a waste of time.
**[11:31] Kuroitsu**
Don't tell me...
**[11:33] Zet**
I have flying columns deployed.
**[11:35] Zet**
By now, they'll have destroyed
your major facilities,
**[11:38] Zet**
taken the country in their grasp,
**[11:39] Zet**
and are heading our way.
**[11:48] Zet**
It appears that this is over.
**[12:02] Megistus**
I can see we've disappointed you.
**[12:05] Megistus**
You should realize we wouldn't
be sitting idly by for all this time.
**[12:09] Zet**
Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus!
**[12:18] Cannon**
I've used up the area's
low pressure system.
**[12:21] Cannon**
There's no electricity left!
**[12:23] Cannon**
Miss Hydra, you have to get out of here!
**[12:26] Hydra**
No! I'll stay with you to the end!
**[12:33] Hydra**
What?!
**[12:34] Cannon**
That attack looks like...
**[12:40] Akashic**
How dare you abuse my subordinates?
**[12:43] Hydra&Cannon**
Great Leader Akashic!
**[12:52] Camula**
Sorry to arrive late.
**[12:58] Sansyu**
I'm not fond of being called
out of retirement like this...
**[13:03] Sansyu**
But when justice calls,
you can't turn it down!
**[13:09] Zet**
They destroyed our main fighting force?!
**[13:12] Megistus**
Of course we did.
**[13:13] Megistus**
Don't underestimate the
members of the board.
**[13:17] Zet**
No matter...
**[13:18] Zet**
Once the country is in my hands,
**[13:20] Zet**
it will be but a matter of
time before your base falls.
**[13:23] Zet**
You don't have the personnel
to protect the entire country.
**[13:27] Megistus**
Oh?
**[13:28] Megistus**
It appears Zet Arc's information
network has its limitations.
**[13:32] Zet**
What's that?
**[13:34] Megistus**
Behold this country's true power!
**[13:42] Damakurakasun**
Never thought I'd be fighting
alongside you, Ibaliger!
**[13:47] Ibaliger**
To defend the peace of Ibaraki,
**[13:50] Ibaliger**
I'll travel through space
and time, and fight!
**[13:54] Yatsurugi**
Heck yeah!
**[13:55] Yatsurugi**
I'll smash up anyone who comes after Chiba!
**[14:00] Fangark**
Sounds like fun!
**[14:02] Fangark**
Yatsurugi!
**[14:03] Fangark**
I'll work with you just this once!
**[14:07] Tochiongar**
I'll put an end to your wretched greed!
**[14:12] Gedoron**
Niigata is our sacred land!
**[14:16] Gedoron**
You won't leave here alive!
**[14:18] Hankakusai**
Ah, well, guess it's a living!
**[14:22] Hankakusai**
You wanna finish this up quick, Neiger?
**[14:27] Neiger**
You won't get your hands on Akita!
**[14:37] Tiefedorf**
Those who go against the will of darkness,
**[14:39] Tiefedorf**
whoever they are, must be purged.
**[14:42] Cant**
You'll regret that you encountered me...
**[14:46] Cant**
here in Hokkaido!
**[14:50] Edo Gold**
The Edo River will see
another day of profits!
**[14:55] Muichimon**
I'll close down your business for good!
**[15:01] Zeruvain**
You're an eyesore in
Tokushima's beautiful lands!
**[15:09] Mavel**
Mavel will put an end to your wicked hearts!
**[15:15] Prism**
Let's go, Toshimach!
**[15:17] Toshimach**
We'll settle this at mach speed!
**[15:18] Toshimach**
Better get ready!
**[15:20] Dark**
What fools you are,
ignorantly impinging on
**[15:23] Dark**
our Toshima Ward turf!
**[15:25] Zet**
The minor local societies...
**[15:28] Zet**
And their heroes, too!
**[15:29] Megistus**
Our company policies are flexible!
**[15:32] Megistus**
If the need arises, we will strategically
coordinate even with rival organizations!
**[15:39] Matsuyama**
Hello? Is this Secret Society of Evil, Inc?
**[15:43] Matsuyama**
Yes, Matsuyama speaking.
**[15:45] Matsuyama**
Thanks so much for having
us by the other day.
**[15:47] Matsuyama**
We have a proposal for you.
**[15:50] Mizuki**
Dice and Dharuriser are in!
**[15:52] Matsuyama**
Okay! We're calling in every
old work connection we have!
**[15:56] Matsuyama**
Let's bring enemy and ally together!
**[15:59] Mizuki**
Right!
**[16:00] Yabai Kamen**
Consider Kyushu protected!
**[16:03] Great-2**
Though we're the ones actually
doing the protecting!
**[16:11] Ohgaman**
Yes, indeed.
**[16:19] Dharuriser**
We'll get up as many times as it takes.
**[16:21] Dharuriser**
As long as we get up, we'll never lose!
**[16:29] Rikiya**
Perfect way to shake off a hangover.
**[16:32] Rikimaru**
I was just hopin' for a little action!
**[16:35] Waruinder**
Step forward if you want to die.
**[16:38] Metalbolt**
I'll grind 'em to powder!
**[16:50] Blader**
I finally made it!
**[16:52] Kuroitsu**
Divine Swordsman Blader!
**[16:53] Blader**
You're the only one left, Zet Acht!
Time to get what's coming to you!
**[16:58] Zet**
Watch your mouth, you pathetic heroes!
**[17:02] Zet**
It's a trivial matter to regrow
those cannon fodder monsters!
**[17:06] Zet**
In the meantime, I'll
annihilate you all myself!
**[17:10] Blader**
Feel the blade of justice!
**[17:14] Blader**
Blader Crush!
**[17:19] Blader**
What?!
**[17:23] Kuroitsu**
Blader!
**[17:25] Zet**
You think too highly of yourself, brat.
**[17:29] Zet**
Who's next?
**[17:35] Zet**
Any who remain standing are my enemy.
**[17:38] Zet**
I won't show an ounce of mercy.
**[17:41] Doctor**
This ends now!
**[17:43] Kuroitsu**
Doctor!
**[17:44] Doctor**
I managed to finish your
research, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[17:48] Doctor**
Thanks to Miss Hoen's help!
**[17:50] Koharu**
I d-d-didn't do it for you, Sadamaki!
**[17:54] Elbucky**
Save the romcom junk for later, mew.
**[17:56] Elbucky**
If you brought somethin' useful,
whip it out already, mew.
**[17:59] Doctor**
Take it, Wolf!
**[18:04] Wolf-F**
Yes! This time...
**[18:08] Kuroitsu**
Wolfie boy!
**[18:09] Elbucky**
You can't handle it, mew.
**[18:11] Elbucky**
You're hurt way too bad, mew.
**[18:14] Wolf-F**
If I don't do it...
**[18:17] Kuroitsu**
No.
**[18:19] Kuroitsu**
I'm here, too.
**[18:20] Wolf-F**
Don't do it, Miss Kuroitsu!
**[18:22] Wolf-F**
It might explode again!
**[18:25] Kuroitsu**
That's all right.
**[18:26] Kuroitsu**
I trust the doctor and Miss Hoen.
**[18:29] Kuroitsu**
This item is itself a monster whose form will
change based on the monster that equips it.
**[18:35] Kuroitsu**
Humans should be able to equip it, too.
**[18:40] Blader**
We'll finish things between
us later, Agastia.
**[18:43] Blader**
For now, let's...
**[18:44] Kuroitsu**
...beat this guy.
**[18:46] Kuroitsu**
Here I go!
**[18:47] Kuroitsu**
Transform!
**[19:02] Kuroitsu**
Black Blader!
**[19:06] Master**
*Next stage! Master Blader!*
**[19:12] Blader**
Master Blade!
**[19:15] Kuroitsu**
Black Blade!
**[19:38] Zet**
How...
**[19:40] Zet**
Th-This is so... inefficient...
**[19:42] Zet**
You can't make a monster like this!
**[19:46] Kuroitsu**
Don't underestimate the one-off monster!
**[19:48] Kuroitsu**
Monster development has
infinite possibilities!
**[19:52] Zet**
You minor organizations...
have no possibilities...
**[19:56] Megistus**
Take this, Black Blader!
**[20:03] Rose**
We'll give you...
**[20:05] Zwart**
...our power, too!
**[20:18] Kuroitsu&Blader**
Double Blader Crush!
**[20:25] Zet**
Impossible!
**[20:30] Wolf-F**
Yes!
**[20:31] Elbucky**
We won, mew!
**[20:33] Kuroitsu**
It worked...
**[20:46] Megistus**
No matter how much capital you have...
**[20:49] Megistus**
In the end, it all comes down to people.
**[21:02] Kuroitsu**
All right. Time to transform back...
**[21:07] Kuroitsu**
Huh?
**[21:09] Kuroitsu**
Why...
**[21:10] Kuroitsu**
I can't take it off!
**[21:11] Kuroitsu**
I take it off?!
**[21:12] Kuroitsu**
What do I do?
**[21:14] Kuroitsu**
Blader!
**[21:16] Kuroitsu**
Does it seem like the joint
in the back is stuck?
**[21:18] Kuroitsu**
Could you take it off for me?
**[21:20] Blader**
S-Sure...
**[21:24] Blader**
*Take off...*
**[21:27] Blader**
*Take off... a woman's...*
**[21:32] Narrator**
* Divine Swordsman Blader,*
* Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,*
**[21:35] Narrator**
*was highly vulnerable to the female form.*
**[21:40] Black Blader**
*I'm sorry to interrupt.*
**[21:42] Black Blader**
*My name is Black Blader.*
**[21:46] Black Blader**
*I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience,*
**[21:48] Black Blader**
* but the transformation reversal function*
* will only be available in tomorrow's update.*
**[21:52] Kuroitsu**
Hang on, are you telling me...
**[21:55] Koharu**
I'm sorry!
**[21:58] Doctor**
We'll try... to do the update quick.
**[22:42] Doctor**
It's quintessential spaghetti code.
**[22:45] Doctor**
How did our program end up this janky?
**[22:49] Koharu**
What do you expect?
We were kind of in a hurry!
**[22:52] Koharu**
It's frankly a miracle
that it's working at all!
**[22:54] Wolf-F**
The execution is wild... I can't
keep up with all the bugs.
**[22:59] Wolf-F**
I really wish I'd transformed instead.
**[23:03] Black Blader**
*I'm terribly sorry.*
**[23:04] Black Blader**
* But my life support functions*
* are in perfect working order,*
**[23:07] Black Blader**
*so please be at ease.*
**[23:08] Kuroitsu**
Would you just do something
about this already?!
***SIGN*** Aladdin Lunches to Go
**[23:15] Kenji**
Welco—
**[23:26] Kuroitsu**
Four orders of pork on rice,
**[23:28] Kuroitsu**
with two helpings of pickled ginger each.