Season 1
- E1 - She Cried Inside When the Monster to Strike Fear into the Hearts of Men Was Born into the Evil Secret Society Plotting World Domination
- E2 - The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
- E3 - The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
- E4 - The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries
- E5 - Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon
- E6 - An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest as a Malevolent Beast
- E7 - The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God
- E8 - The Sheer Malevolence of the Denizens that Dwell in the Castle of the Dead Seeds Mutual Fear and Hostility Among Their Wicked Rank
- E9 - The Rotting but Heroic Figures of Ancient Souls of the Dead that Congregate in the Abyss Find a Ray of Hope in the Darkness from Pride Pulled from Another Time
- E10 - The Very Concept of the Evil Being that Bewitches Souls Summons New Demons through the Chaos it Brings when it Drowns in Turmoil Over its Puzzling Existence
- E11 - The Sacrifice Willingly Attending the Banquet of Evil Gods Must Either Be Eaten and Accept Their Role as Sacrifice or Devour the Evil Gods and So Become One
- E12 - Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Ca
E1 - She Cried Inside When the Monster to Strike Fear into the Hearts of Men Was Born into the Evil Secret Society Plotting World Domination
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[00:14] Megistus
O Great Leader of Secret Society: Agastia,
[00:18] Megistus
Lady Akashic.
[00:20] Megistus
I have come to answer your call.
[00:23] Akashic
Welcome, Absolute Zero
Chief of Staff Megistus.
[00:27] Akashic
How fare our plans for world domination?
[00:30] Megistus
All proceeds according to schedule.
[00:33] Akashic
According to schedule?
[00:35] Akashic
No quicker than that?
Won't someone beat us to it?
[00:39] Akashic
We're not the only organization out
there plotting world domination.
[00:45] Akashic
Shouldn't you show a bit more urgency?
[00:48] Megistus
Behold!
[00:50] Megistus
I have thoroughly analyzed
our rival societies.
[00:58] Ibaliger
That's far enough, Jark!
[00:59] Ibaliger
Your plans end now!
[01:03] Ibaliger
Space-Time Warrior, Ibaliger R!
[01:07] Megistus
The evil army known as Jark, which
sought to control Ibaraki Prefecture,
SIGN Space-Time Warrior
SIGN Ibaliger
SIGN Space-Time Warrior
SIGN Ibaliger
[01:10] Megistus
was eliminated by Space-Time
Warrior Ibaliger.
[01:17] Yatsurugi
Proud warrior Yatsurugi has arrived!
[01:21] Yatsurugi
I'll show you my Kisarazu spirit!
[01:24] Megistus
Submarine Empire Zaboon, which
lurked unseen in Chiba Prefecture,
SIGN Phoenix God
SIGN Yatsurugi
SIGN Phoenix God
SIGN Yatsurugi
[01:28] Megistus
was destroyed by Phoenix God Yatsurugi.
[01:33] Tochiongar
Answering the call of love and justice!
[01:36] Tochiongar
I am Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven!
SIGN Bishamondo Honpo
[01:43] Megistus
The Serpent King Clan, which once
held Niigata Prefecture in its grasp,
SIGN Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
SIGN Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
[01:46] Megistus
was extinguished by
Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven.
[01:53] Neiger
I protect the seas! The mountains!
[01:56] Neiger
And Akita itself!
[01:58] Neiger
The fighter Akita's known for!
[02:00] Neiger
Super-God Neiger!
[02:02] Megistus
The Dajaku Guild monster association,
once active in Akita Prefecture,
SIGN Super-God
SIGN Neiger
SIGN Super-God
SIGN Neiger
[02:05] Megistus
was brought to its knees by Super-God Neiger.
[02:09] Megistus
Every one of them, stopped in
their tracks by their heroic rivals.
[02:13] Megistus
They're unlikely to offer
any meaningful competition.
[02:17] Akashic
Yes, excellent.
[02:19] Akashic
But Megistus, does Agastia not
struggle with its own hero problem?
[02:26] Megistus
A problem no longer.
[02:28] Megistus
Our development department is
already preparing a new monster.
[02:33] Akashic
Ah.
[02:34] Akashic
I hope to see it.
[02:36] Megistus
You shall indeed, soon enough.
[02:39] Megistus
Yes... a monster so terrifying,
it will shake the world to its core!
[02:46] Kuroitsu
Doctor... What you're proposing...
[02:49] Kuroitsu
It's too terrifying to comprehend!
[02:51] Sadamaki
You needn't be frightened.
[02:53] Sadamaki
You need only have faith
in our monster's power.
[02:57] Kuroitsu
Y-You can't possibly...
[03:00] Sadamaki
As inhuman as it seems, it must be done.
[03:03] Sadamaki
Don't you understand? This is our mission!
[03:10] Kuroitsu
Doctor...
[03:12] Kuroitsu
I just can't do it!
[03:14] Kuroitsu
I can't give a presentation
based on a proposal
[03:16] Kuroitsu
that you banged out in ten minutes!
[03:19] Sadamaki
Gimme a break! I had the
worst creative block ever!
[03:24] Sadamaki
But I believe in you, Miss Kuroitsu!
[03:25] Sadamaki
You can do this!
[03:27] Sadamaki
Give that presentation!
[03:30] Kuroitsu
No!
[05:03] Blader
Secret Society: Agastia!
[05:05] Blader
Your evil deeds end today!
[05:07] Megistus
You've shown yourself at last,
Divine Swordsman Blader!
[05:10] Megistus
But you won't live to see another sunrise!
[05:13] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[05:14] sign
Narrator
[05:14] sign
Hiroshi Watari
[05:15] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[05:18] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[05:20] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
SIGN — Episode 1 —
She Cried Inside When
the Monster to Strike Fear
into the Hearts of Men Was
Born into the Evil Secret Society
Plotting World Domination
SIGN Agastia Front Company Building
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[05:33] Akashic
Let the presentation of
the new monster begin!
[05:38] Fenrir
Today's agenda will begin with a presentation
on the specs of our latest monster,
SIGN Close-Combat Executive
Fenrir
[05:43] Fenrir
after which we'll hold Q&A,
and then vote on the proposal.
[05:49] Fenrir
If you please.
[05:50] Kuroitsu
Y-Yes, sir!
[05:53] Kuroitsu
I am Kuroitsu from the Monster
Development Department.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[05:56] Kuroitsu
Thank you for having me.
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN Monster Development Department
[05:58] Kuroitsu
Please look through the proposal
document I've distributed.
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
SIGN Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
[06:05] Eldridge
It seems a bit flimsy.
SIGN Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
[06:08] Kraken
The last one was ten times longer!
[06:11] Kuroitsu
This is perfectly acceptable!
[06:12] Kuroitsu
This proposal excises the usual bluster
[06:14] Kuroitsu
to present only the necessary elements!
SIGN Polar Research Executive
Salamander
[06:16] Salamander
Wait, the other ones were mostly bluster?
[06:19] Kuroitsu
Never mind that!
[06:20] Kuroitsu
This monster will put an end to our hated rival,
Divine Swordsman Blader, once and for all!
[06:27] Kuroitsu
I wouldn't be in this mess if the doctor
hadn't kept stretching out the deadline!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[06:34] Sadamaki
Aren't deadlines just like elastic?
[06:38] (Flashback) Sadamaki
You can stretch them out so much
further than you'd ever expect!
[06:40] (Flashback) Sadamaki
But then once in a while,
just like a person's temper,
[06:43] (Flashback) Sadamaki
they snap with the most awful bang!
[06:46] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
Then would you get writing already?!
[06:48] Kuroitsu
I've got to fake my way
through before they catch on!
[06:52] Kuroitsu
Or before we put an end to Blader,
[06:54] Kuroitsu
they'll be putting an end to my salary!
[06:58] Kuroitsu
We've decided to get back to basics
SIGN Fleurety
SIGN Long-range Uncle
[07:01] Kuroitsu
and focus on an extremely simple design.
[07:04] Kuroitsu
We've purged overly-complicated
structures and gimmicks
[07:07] Kuroitsu
to focus on a fearsome and
aggressive outward appearance
[07:11] Kuroitsu
that will intimidate Blader
and crush his will to fight.
[07:15] Kuroitsu
Behold!
[07:17] Kuroitsu
I call it... the Nessie Monster, Nesuo!
SIGN Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
SIGN Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
SIGN Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
SIGN Black Beast Transformation Executive
Skylla
[07:30] Kuroitsu
Oh, no...
[07:31] Kuroitsu
I can hear it loud and clear!
[07:33] Kuroitsu
They're all thinking,
"Is she trying to insult us?"
[07:37] Kuroitsu
Oh, Doctor!
[07:38] Kuroitsu
I know it was a last-minute rush job,
[07:40] Kuroitsu
but how could you stick me with
such an anemic monster design?
[07:42] Kuroitsu
And yet... I must see it through!
[07:46] Kuroitsu
As you can see, its grand visage perfectly
reflects our organization's status
[07:51] Kuroitsu
as a leader in the fight
for world domination!
[07:52] Amanoiwato
The hell it does!
SIGN Base Defense Executive
Amanoiwato
SIGN Freezing Combat Executive
Fleurety
[07:53] Fleurety
It looks like a stupid mascot suit!
[07:55] Fleurety
An old man in a stupid mascot suit!
[07:57] Kuroitsu
That's exactly what we were going for!
[07:59] Kuroitsu
This strategic design will
make Divine Swordsman Blader
[08:02] Kuroitsu
assume it's an old man in a mascot suit,
[08:05] Kuroitsu
thereby dropping his guard!
SIGN Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
[08:06] Warrior
So it does look like an old man!
SIGN Secret Agent Executive
Peryton
[08:08] Peryton
Didn't you say it had a "fearsome
outward appearance" earlier?
[08:12] Akashic
Well, I really like it!
[08:15] Akashic
What a cute li'l monstie boy!
[08:17] Megistus
No, my lady. This is not acceptable.
[08:19] Megistus
It is important to take a
broader view of such things.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[08:22] Megistus
Questionable judgment
will affect group morale.
[08:25] Megistus
However, the presentation
is not yet complete.
[08:28] Megistus
Please continue, Miss Kuroitsu.
[08:31] Kuroitsu
It's time!
[08:34] Narrator
Agastia's most intelligent member
and supreme operational authority,
[08:38] Narrator
Chief of Staff Megistus.
[08:40] Narrator
Due to always putting in triple
the work of anyone else,
[08:43] Narrator
he is also known as
Thrice-Greatest Trismegistus.
[08:45] Narrator
He serves as Agastia's backbone.
[08:48] Kuroitsu
I must surmount any trials
he throws before me,
[08:50] Kuroitsu
or my salary will never survive!
[08:55] Kuroitsu
A presentation is a battle.
[08:57] Kuroitsu
Though my current forces might
leave me at a disadvantage...
[09:00] Kuroitsu
Once the battle has begun, it must be won!
[09:03] Kuroitsu
Contrary to his appearance,
[09:07] Kuroitsu
Nesuo possesses a tremendous
combination of power and endurance!
[09:10] Nesuo
Ness!
[09:12] Kuroitsu
He's a perfectly worthy opponent
for Divine Swordsman Blader!
[09:15] Megistus
Tremendous, you say?
[09:17] Megistus
Yet you've failed to provide even a comparison graph between him
[09:20] Megistus
and previous monsters,
let alone hard statistics!
[09:25] Kuroitsu
We're working on those right now!
[09:28] Kuroitsu
But you'll see that the proposal
[09:30] Kuroitsu
does mention improvements to
the Nessie Blade's construction,
[09:33] Kuroitsu
based on data from previous monsters!
[09:36] Megistus
"Nessie Blade"?
[09:38] Megistus
Don't you find that naming scheme
rather simplistic and trite?
[09:45] Megistus
And the concept is flimsy
right out of the gate!
[09:47] Megistus
What does a sword have to do
with the Loch Ness Monster?
[09:52] Megistus
It's also redundant in light of
Divine Swordsman Blader's weapon!
[09:56] Megistus
At least make it feminine
and call it Nesuko,
[10:00] Megistus
creating a pun with the Japanese
name of Loch Ness, "Nesu-ko"!
[10:05] Kuroitsu
That would have been... a better idea!
[10:11] Megistus
I believe we're finished here.
[10:14] Kuroitsu
No... We're not!
[10:16] Megistus
Oh? You wish to continue the fight?
[10:20] Kuroitsu
The key to a successful monster presentation
is believing in that monster.
[10:23] Kuroitsu
I can't convince them it's strong
if I don't believe it myself.
[10:28] Kuroitsu
But how can I have faith in
such a last-minute monster?
[10:32] Kuroitsu
In that case...
[10:33] Kuroitsu
"Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
[10:36] Kuroitsu
Once Divine Swordsman Blader
inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
[10:39] Kuroitsu
a new monster shall burst out from within,
[10:42] Kuroitsu
resistant to all attacks previously expended!
[10:48] Akashic
Hey, that's really neat!
[10:52] Megistus
I see.
[10:53] Megistus
It's certainly an intriguing concept.
[10:56] Megistus
But can you achieve it on
the budget listed here?
[11:01] Megistus
We cannot approve ideas invented
out of last-minute desperation.
SIGN New Monster
Proposal
[11:07] Megistus
Therefore, this monster is rejected!
SIGN New Monster
SIGN Proposal
SIGN Rejected
[11:11] Megistus
I hereby call this meeting to a close!
[11:17] Sadamaki
Yeah, I figured it wouldn't work out.
[11:20] Kuroitsu
It's all your fault, Doctor!
[11:22] Kuroitsu
I'll never forgive you for this.
[11:24] Sadamaki
Guess you're pretty bummed, huh?
[11:26] Kuroitsu
Well, I had to offer up that
slapped-together proposal.
[11:30] Kuroitsu
It's not really fair to the monster, is it?
[11:34] Sadamaki
You really love monsters,
don't you, Miss Kuroitsu?
[11:38] Kuroitsu
Well, yeah...
[11:41] Sadamaki
L... L-L-L-Lord Megistus!
[11:44] Kuroitsu
Wh-What brings you here?!
[11:47] Megistus
I'm concerned about what's happening
here in the Development Department.
[11:51] Kuroitsu
I promise that proposal wasn't
intended to insult you.
[11:55] Kuroitsu
It's all the doctor's fault anyway!
[11:57] Sadamaki
Are you throwing me under
the bus, Miss Kuroitsu?!
[11:59] Sadamaki
Justifiably, but still!
[12:02] Megistus
So you really did throw it
together just to meet deadline.
[12:09] Megistus
That's quite improper, Miss Kuroitsu!
[12:10] Megistus
If you'd simply informed me
that you were struggling,
[12:12] Megistus
I could have pushed back
the day of the meeting!
[12:16] Megistus
It's also clear you've both been
overworked these past few days.
[12:19] Megistus
I'll bet you aren't getting enough sleep!
[12:21] Megistus
It's important to take breaks
to maintain efficiency!
[12:24] Megistus
I receive reports from HR when you
don't use your paid leave days!
[12:31] Megistus
Blader's destruction is of utmost importance,
[12:33] Megistus
but your health is your finest asset!
[12:35] Megistus
The only way to do your work properly
is to take time off as needed!
[12:40] Kuroitsu
You mean... you're not going
to execute us for our failure?
[12:45] Megistus
What's that?!
[12:47] Megistus
Everybody makes mistakes now and again!
[12:49] Megistus
But there's no replacement
for truly skilled labor!
[12:55] Megistus
Miss Kuroitsu, you proposed a truly
intriguing idea at today's meeting.
[13:01] Megistus
It's proof that you possess the
kind of out-of-the-box thinking
[13:04] Megistus
that is indispensable
for monster development.
[13:10] Megistus
What matters is to use this process
as a means for further growth.
[13:14] Megistus
I await your next proposal,
Development Department.
[13:19] Kuroitsu
Lord Megistus...
[13:22] Megistus
See that you do not make
the same mistake again.
[13:33] Kuroitsu
Whew... We made it through that one.
[13:36] Sadamaki
Yeah... But what do we do about
Divine Swordsman Blader?
[13:57] Kuroitsu
N-Nesuko!
SIGN Mascot Specialized Monster
Nesuko
[14:01] Blader
Did they not come up with a monster in time?
SIGN MASCOT
SPECIALIZED MONSTER
[14:04] sign
m 56 103 l 197 103 216 128 216 137 213 148 216 164 206 171 56 176
SIGN Made from the fastest proposal in the society's
history, it's a specialized monster specialized for
a mascot costume. It's unclear why the
Loch Ness Monster was chosen as its theme,
but the sword it carries takes into account
deficiencies in previous monsters' equipment.
In reality, it's just Miss Kuroitsu wearing a
monster suit.
[14:04] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN After taking sufficient damage, a new monster
appears from within, resistant to the attacks
previously used on it.
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
SIGN STATS UNKNOWN
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[14:09] Kenji
Two bowls of pork on rice ready, ma'am.
SIGN Free Delivery Nationwide
SIGN Complimentary Coupons
SIGN Seasonal Fried Chicken
[14:13] Kuroitsu
Coming.
[14:18] Kuroitsu
Thank you, Mr. Employee!
[14:20] Kenji
Well, you're sounding bright and cheery.
[14:22] Kenji
Having a good day?
[14:25] Kuroitsu
Work's actually going very well for once!
[14:28] Kenji
Well, that's good to hear.
[14:30] Kuroitsu
Yes, my next little one
is bursting with promise.
[14:33] Kuroitsu
I think we're about to see a
change in who calls the shots.
[14:35] Kenji
Oh? What do you do for a living?
[14:38] Kuroitsu
I'm afraid I can't discuss it.
[14:45] Kenji
She can't discuss it?!
[15:16] Narrator
It may look like an ordinary office building,
[15:19] Narrator
but its facade is mere camouflage,
a front for Secret Society: Agastia.
[15:24] Narrator
Deep below lies Agastia's
hidden headquarters.
[15:30] Kuroitsu
I bought our lunches, Doctor.
[15:33] Sadamaki
Thanks, Miss Kuroitsu.
[15:36] Sadamaki
I'll take a break once I'm done here.
[15:48] Kuroitsu
How's it coming along?
[15:50] Sadamaki
Just putting on the finishing touches.
[15:54] Wolf
Wretched Divine Swordsman Blader...
[15:56] Wolf
Soon, I'll be rending
your flesh with my claws!
[16:02] Kuroitsu
You're really revved up, Wolfie boy!
[16:04] Wolf
You bet I am!
[16:05] Wolf
This is what I was born to do!
[16:08] Kutoitsu
This little one really
is bursting with promise.
[16:11] Kuroitsu
We've lost every fight up until now,
[16:13] Kuroitsu
but I think we'll be calling
the shots from now on!
[16:18] Sadamaki
The brain is the part that
takes the most effort.
[16:21] Sadamaki
Now that it's finished,
the process is all but complete.
[16:23] Wolf
Doctor! Miss Kuroitsu!
[16:25] Wolf
Get that body of mine ready!
[16:27] Wolf
Then send me into battle with Blader!
[16:30] Sadamaki
Remain calm, Wolf Bete.
[16:33] Sadamaki
Your proposal was accepted without issue,
[16:35] Sadamaki
and your body is 70% finished already.
[16:39] Kuroitsu
It's magnificent, Doctor!
[16:41] Kuroitsu
I wish we could always
be on schedule like this!
[16:44] Sadamaki
I'm sending you an electronic
projection of your proposed body,
[16:47] Sadamaki
and a simulated combat situation.
[16:49] Sadamaki
You can continue battle training
in your mind's virtual reality
[16:54] Sadamaki
until the day your body is complete!
[16:56] Wolf
I'll murder you!
[16:58] Wolf
I'll murder you!
[17:00] Wolf
I want to murder the real Blader soon!
[17:03] Sadamaki
It's almost time, Wolf Bete.
[17:06] Sadamaki
Let Blader behold your ferocious body,
your savage physique!
[17:23] Wolf
Sounds like my body's finished at last!
[17:27] Wolf
I've been waiting so long.
[17:29] Wolf
At last, I am born!
[17:38] Wolf-F
And now, I will slaughter Blader!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
[17:48] Wolf-F
What's going on here?!
[17:48] Wolf-F
Why do I have a girl body?!
[17:50] Kuroitsu
Oh, Wolfie boy's awake...
[17:54] Sadamaki
Thank goodness... He actually works.
[17:58] Kuroitsu
We barely had time for QC,
[18:01] Kuroitsu
but we'll run it soon, so don't worry.
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
[18:04] Wolf-F
Hang on a freakin' minute here!
[18:07] Wolf-F
What happened to my body?!
[18:09] Wolf-F
This doesn't match the design
or the virtual body you sent me!
[18:13] Kuroitsu
Well, the truth is...
[18:16] Akashic
Oh, she's done!
[18:18] Akashic
Wolfie girl, you're so much cuter now!
[18:21] Akashic
Well done, Development Department!
[18:22] Wolf-F
Great Leader?!
[18:24] Wolf-F
What is the meaning of this?!
[18:26] Kuroitsu
Well, just when we'd gotten
your body all but finished,
[18:30] Kuroitsu
our leader came by for a visit.
[18:32] (Flashback) Akashic
Hey, that's not cute at all!
[18:36] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
But my lady, you approved it
at the proposal meeting.
[18:39] (Flashback) Akashic
I said I wanted it to look more feminine!
[18:45] Kuroitsu
We had to go right into crunch mode
to redo the whole body from scratch.
[18:50] Kuroitsu
I'm so... I'm so...
[18:52] Kuroitsu
I'm so glad we made it in time!
[18:55] Sadamaki
We really accomplished something
here today, Miss Kuroitsu!
[18:59] Wolf-F
You didn't accomplish jack!
[19:01] Wolf-F
Where is the ferocious body and
savage physique you promised me?!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
[19:04] Sadamaki
Don't worry!
[19:06] Sadamaki
I think you've achieved a
certain kind of ferocity!
[19:08] Sadamaki
And you'll definitely have a savage
impact on certain parts of the body!
[19:11] Wolf-F
That's not the same!
[19:12] Kuroitsu
Don't worry.
[19:14] Kuroitsu
You look a little different,
but your specs are the same.
[19:16] Kuroitsu
It might feel a little odd in some ways,
[19:19] Kuroitsu
but we can always run patches later.
[19:20] Wolf-F
That's not the issue!
[19:22] Kuroitsu
Don't worry.
[19:23] Kuroitsu
Our organization values
diversity in the workplace.
[19:26] Wolf-F
That's not the issue, either!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
[19:27] Wolf-F
Why didn't you at least alter my
brain to make me a female monster?
[19:31] Wolf-F
Why did you leave my brain a man's?!
[19:33] both
You think we had the budget for that?!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[19:40] owner
Great work today, Mr. Sadamaki.
[19:42] owner
You can go now.
[19:43] Kenji
Yes, sir. See you next time.
[19:48] Kenji
That regular customer... What kind of
work is she doing that can't she discuss?
[19:54] Kuroitsu
I can't discuss it... in polite company.
[19:57] Kuroitsu
Oh, you're so cute.
[19:59] Kuroitsu
I can tell your little one's ready to burst.
[20:01] Kuroitsu
Don't worry... Let me call the shots.
[20:06] Kenji
What... What kind of job is she
doing that can't she discuss?!
[20:10] Kenji
I spent my whole day at
work thinking about it!
[20:14] Kenji
That signal!
[20:16] Kenji
Another of Agastia's monsters!
[20:27] Kenji
Blader!
[20:30] Kenji
Transform!
[20:34] Narrator
Kenji Sadamaki uses the Tamahaganium Yoroi
Armor mounted in his Kenshin Bracelet
[20:40] Narrator
to transform into the invincible
warrior, Divine Swordsman Blader!
[20:45] Blader
Divine Swordsman Blader!
SIGN Special Thanks to These Local Heroes
SIGN Space-Time Warrior
SIGN Ibaliger
[20:54] sign
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SIGN Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
(Ibaraki Genki Keikaku)
Theme of Space-Time Warrior Ibaliger R
"Toutoki Inochi (Precious Lives)"
Singer: Takayuki Miyauchi
Lyrics by: Takayuki Miyauchi Music • Mixing by: Takayuki Miyauchi, DIXIES
SIGN Phoenix God
SIGN Yatsurugi
[20:59] sign
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SIGN Phoenix God Yatsurugi 10
(Yatsurugi Tamashii, Inc)
Theme of Phoenix God Yatsurugi
"My Hero Onore Tsuranuite Misero! (Remain True to Yourself)"
Singer: Tokusatsu Boyz
Lyrics by: Shin Iizawa, Ryo Kikuchi Music, Mixing by: Etoyuma
SIGN Fire Fox
Tochiongar Seven
[21:05] sign
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SIGN Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
(B-Production)
Theme of Fire Fox Tochiongar Seven
"Tatakae!! Tochiongar Seven (Fight!! Tochiongar Seven)"
Singer: Tomohiro Hoshi
Music • Mixing by: Souji Tochio
SIGN Super-God
SIGN Neiger
[21:10] sign
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SIGN Super-God Neiger
(Neiger Project)
Super-God Neiger
"Neo Rock"
Music Assistance: MaouDamashii
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[21:21] Wolf-F
Showing your face, are you, Blader?
[21:23] Wolf-F
I'm going to murder you,
SIGN Close-Combat Specialized Monster
Wolf Bete
[21:25] Wolf-F
receive my bonus pay,
and use it to fix my body!
[21:29] Blader
Unthinkable...
[21:30] Blader
She's absolutely obscene!
[21:33] Narrator
Divine Swordsman Blader,
Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[21:35] Narrator
has had no intimate experience with women.
[21:39] Wolf-F
Die, Blader!
[21:40] Wolf-F
Bete Claw!
[21:43] Blader
Don't be deceived by appearances!
[21:45] Blader
A monster's power cannot be underestimated!
[21:48] Blader
Buster Blade!
[21:56] Blader
I overpowered her, but she still
dodged the Buster Blade's slash!
[22:00] Blader
She's truly a force to be reckoned with!
[22:03] Wolf-F
Not bad at all, Blader...
[22:05] Wolf-F
But I'm just getting started!
[22:08] Blader
What?!
SIGN Let's Respect Privacy!
[22:14] Wolf-F
It's time I showed what I can really do!
[22:16] Wolf-F
Prepare yourself!
[22:22] Narrator
Divine Swordsman Blader,
Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[22:25] Narrator
was highly vulnerable to the female form.
[22:27] Wolf-F
Hey! What's wrong with you?!
[22:29] Wolf-F
Fight me already!
[22:30] Kuroitsu
Wait, Wolfie boy!
[22:32] Wolf-F
What now? I'm fightin' here!
[22:35] Kuroitsu
We noticed a flaw in your armor's integrity.
[22:37] Kuroitsu
If you stay here any longer,
you'll just be a streaker!
[22:51] Kuroitsu
Retrieval!
[22:57] Kuroitsu
That wasn't a bug! It was a feature!
[23:00] Blader
How, exactly?!
[23:07] Sadamaki
I don't think we can slap
a quick fix on this one.
[23:11] Kuroitsu
Guess we're pulling another all-nighter.
[23:13] Wolf-F
Just fix me already!
[23:17] Narrator
Orders from the top condemned the
development department to crunch time.
[23:21] Narrator
But the next day, Absolute Zero
Chief of Staff Megistus gave them bonus pay.
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time, on episode two of Miss Kuroitsu
of the Monster Development Department,
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[23:30] Kuroitsu
"The Legendary Emissary From Hell."
E2 - The Legendary Emissary from Hell Who Constantly Hears the Screams of the Evil Souls Supping from the Kettle of Darkness Spreads Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
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Murakami Hiroaki
[00:04] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:06] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:19] Kuroitsu
They sprang this business
trip on me so suddenly.
[00:22] Kuroitsu
Could it be a mission in
some remote location?
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:25] Kuroitsu
What if...
[00:26] Jeanscar
Jeanscar is on the scene!
[00:30] Maple Kaiser
Autumn's dazzling crimson given form!
[00:32] Maple Kaiser
Akisenshi Maple Kaiser!
[00:35] Gogo
The blazing sun of mid-afternoon,
[00:37] Gogo
Gogo Red!
[00:38] Kuroitsu
They're not sending me to the local
hero front lines, are they?!
[00:43] Kuroitsu
I don't think I've done anything
to warrant a demotion like that...
[00:47] Megistus
Pardon the wait.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[00:50] Megistus
I apologize for calling you
out here so early, Kuroitsu.
[00:53] Kuroitsu
Good morning, Lord Megistus!
[00:56] Megistus
Make your choice: red or black?
[01:00] Kuroitsu
Red or black?
[01:09] Kuroitsu
Could it be... a time bomb?!
[01:13] Megistus
Make your choice of lunch!
[01:15] Kuroitsu
For the train?!
SIGN — Episode 2 —
The Legendary Emissary from Hell
Who Constantly Hears the Screams
of the Evil Souls Supping from
the Kettle of Darkness Spreads
Fear in His Wake as He Awakens
[02:55] Matsuyama
Kaijo?
[02:56] Kaijo
Present.
[02:58] Matsuyama
Sakurai?
[02:59] Sakurai
Present.
[03:01] Matsuyama
Den?
[03:02] Den
Present.
[03:03] Matsuyama
Mizuki?
[03:06] Matsuyama
Is Mizuki here?
[03:08] Mizuki
I'm here!
[03:11] Mizuki
Mizuki, present!
[03:18] Matsuyama
I'm Matsuyama. Good to have you.
[03:21] Mizuki
Karen Mizuki!
[03:22] Mizuki
I'm sorry I'm so late.
[03:24] Mizuki
I had to go back for my work
gloves and box cutter.
[03:26] Matsuyama
Here. For today.
[03:29] Mizuki
Is that... our advance?
[03:32] Mizuki
That's a lot.
SIGN Contract
SIGN Contract
SIGN Contract
[03:34] Matsuyama
And here, your insurance
and liability waiver.
[03:37] Matsuyama
Sign in the boxes, if you would.
SIGN I pledge the following in regards to my present employment:
SIGN • I recognize the risk of injury. My employer holds no responsibility for any harm that befalls me in the course of my duties.
• I will focus solely on my duties during work hours.
• I will follow all orders given to me on site...
[03:40] Mizuki
Liability waiver?
[03:42] Mizuki
This isn't... dangerous work, is it?
[03:51] Mizuki
The highway?
[03:53] Mizuki
Miss Matsuyama, where's the
site we're heading for?
[03:57] Matsuyama
It's pretty far today.
[03:58] Matsuyama
Fukuoka, they said.
[04:00] Mizuki
Fukuoka?!
[04:01] Mizuki
I think I got in the wrong van!
[04:04] Mizuki
This isn't the contract job I signed up for!
[04:07] Matsuyama
Oh, she's right...
SIGN Mizumoto
SIGN Tsuchida
[04:09] Matsuyama
It's supposed to be Mizumoto, not Mizuki.
[04:11] Matsuyama
No skin off my nose, though.
I hit my headcount.
[04:15] Mizuki
But I don't want to do dangerous work!
[04:18] Matsuyama
Yet you took the money. Curious.
[04:24] Mizuki
I can't escape!
[04:28] Megistus
A time bomb? Don't be absurd!
[04:33] Megistus
You're well aware that Agastia is forbidden
from engaging in terrorist acts
[04:37] Megistus
involving innocent civilians.
[04:39] Kuroitsu
Yeah, I know that.
[04:40] Kuroitsu
I was just preoccupied with
what this trip might be about.
[04:43] Megistus
We're going to observe a rival
organization's monsters.
[04:46] Megistus
Did the doctor not inform you?
[04:49] Kuroitsu
No.
[04:51] Kuroitsu
He only left me with these
cryptic final words...
[04:55] Sadamaki
Miss Kuroitsu...
[04:57] Sadamaki
I'm not going to make it.
[04:58] Sadamaki
I need you to do something for me.
[05:00] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
Doctor?
[05:01] Sadamaki
Tomorrow... take the train I told you about.
[05:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
Doctor! What's wrong, Doctor?!
[05:09] Sadamaki
I've been such a fool...
[05:11] Sadamaki
I've done what no man should do...
[05:14] Sadamaki
I ate mackerel just past
its expiration date!
[05:19] Kuroitsu
And then he fell into a deep slumber.
[05:25] Megistus
Inevitable, perhaps.
[05:27] Megistus
But I needed someone from the Development
Department to unpack the technical details.
[05:32] Megistus
I'm counting on you, Kuroitsu.
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[05:34] Kuroitsu
I'll do my best!
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[05:36] Kuroitsu
This will be my first business trip,
[05:39] Kuroitsu
so I'm kind of looking forward to it!
[05:42] Megistus
I will remind you that
this is not a vacation.
[05:44] Megistus
Although I understand if you
wish to treat it that way.
[05:48] Kuroitsu
Right!
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[05:51] Kuroitsu
I'm so glad I picked red!
[05:54] Kuroitsu
Let's eat!
[05:57] Kuroitsu
So good!
[06:01] Kuroitsu
What are you doing, Lord Megistus?
[06:03] Megistus
Work, of course!
[06:05] Megistus
Time in transport must be used efficiently.
[06:15] Kuroitsu
Should I be working, too?
[06:18] Megistus
Stop worrying and relax.
[06:22] Megistus
I am simultaneously integrating
rest time of my own.
[06:26] Narrator
Megistus's words were not empty reassurance.
[06:30] Narrator
They were the truth.
[06:32] Narrator
The mighty mind of the
Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
[06:35] Narrator
is capable of compartmentalizing.
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[06:38] Narrator
Not only can he view any problem
from multiple objective
[06:41] Narrator
and subjective viewpoints simultaneously,
[06:44] Narrator
he can also task the unused portions of
his brain with rest and rejuvenation.
[06:53] Megistus
The time is nigh.
[06:54] Kuroitsu
Is that a work call?
[06:56] Megistus
It is not.
[06:57] Megistus
It's a notification of replenished HP.
SIGN Present
SIGN Train
SIGN News
SIGN Ranking: #1
[07:01] sign
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SIGN Ultimate Event Ranking
[07:01] Kuroitsu
You play mobile games, Lord Megistus?!
[07:02] sign
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SIGN 10 EXP to LV UP!
[07:04] Kuroitsu
And he looks... kind of
addicted, if I'm honest.
[07:09] Megistus
This is a game app produced
by our front company!
SIGN Equipment
Character
SIGN Accessories
Stats
SIGN Equipment
Character
SIGN Accessories
Stats
SIGN Rarity
SIGN Accessories
Stats
SIGN Equipment
Character
[07:15] Megistus
As management, it is my duty to play it and
identify where there's room for improvement!
SIGN Head
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SIGN Legs
[07:20] Megistus
And, as one cannot ascertain the
strengths and weaknesses of a game
[07:25] Megistus
without experiencing both the
casual and hardcore perspective,
[07:28] Megistus
I run multiple builds
with multiple mindsets!
[07:33] Megistus
Behold the power of compartmentalizing!
[07:35] Kuroitsu
Lord Megistus...
[07:37] Kuroitsu
Do you play every game our
affiliate companies put out?!
[07:41] Megistus
Naturally.
[07:43] Megistus
I sample every single product
produced by our affiliates.
[07:46] Megistus
Such is the duty of management.
[07:50] Kuroitsu
But we have affiliates that make cosmetics
and home appliances, too.
[07:56] Kuroitsu
Uh, maybe I should just let this one go.
SIGN Keep Out
[08:05] Kuroitsu
I'm Kuroitsu, from Agastia's
development department.
[08:09] Yabai
Such a pleasure to meet you!
[08:11] Yabai
I'm Yabai Kamen, President and CEO
of the Secret Society of Evil!
[08:17] Yabai
I'm sorry you came all this
way just to see us fail!
[08:21] Kuroitsu
I sympathize. I watched the battle.
[08:25] Kuroitsu
Fighting six heroes at once
must be so challenging...
[08:31] Megistus
I appreciate your nuanced
analysis, Kuroitsu.
[08:35] Megistus
I knew that a specialist's
take would be indispensable.
[08:37] Megistus
I'll apply this to our own
world domination plans.
[08:40] Kuroitsu
I was nervous about standing
in for the doctor,
[08:43] Kuroitsu
but I'm glad I could be of help.
[08:46] Megistus
Your mention of the doctor has
reminded me of something.
[08:49] Kuroitsu
What is it?
[08:52] Megistus
It is a matter of grave importance.
[08:55] ---
Hotel
[09:01] Megistus
As I anticipated that the
doctor would be my companion,
[09:04] Megistus
I prepared a single room with two beds.
[09:06] Kuroitsu
The doctor and Lord Megistus, sharing a room?
[09:14] (Flashback) Sadamaki
Oh, Lord Megistus...
[09:16] (Flashback) Sadamaki
Feel free to wash up first.
[09:19] (Flashback) Megistus
No. I desire a long soak in the bath.
[09:21] (Flashback) Megistus
You may use it first.
[09:24] (Flashback) Sadamaki
Y-Yes, sir.
[09:26] Kuroitsu
That just sounds exhausting.
[09:29] Megistus
Regretfully, the hotel is booked solid.
[09:33] Megistus
And of course, sharing a room with a
woman would violate our code of conduct.
[09:39] Kuroitsu
I'll try to find an open room in another hotel.
[09:42] Kuroitsu
My department's responsible
for the issue, after all.
[09:46] Megistus
Unacceptable!
[09:48] Megistus
I shall continue negotiations
with the hotel staff.
[09:51] Megistus
You will take the room I reserved.
[09:54] Kuroitsu
Uh, but...
[09:56] Megistus
There is nothing more shameful than
management resting before a worker.
[10:01] Megistus
Or perhaps you've forgotten the
scale of Agastia's evil influence?
[10:06] Megistus
Obtaining a hotel room shall
prove a trivial matter!
[10:09] Kuroitsu
I-If you insist!
[10:11] Kuroitsu
I'll head straight to the room, then!
[10:16] tv
Our next product is item number seven,
[10:18] Kuroitsu
He's usually so easygoing,
[10:20] tv
a chilled sardine roe set
pleasing to any adult palate!
[10:20] Kuroitsu
but he can be very intimidating, too.
[10:24] tv
Sardine roe suppliers for high-class
hotels sell us their imperfect product,
[10:26] Megistus
It is I.
[10:27] Kuroitsu
Lord Megistus?
[10:27] tv
which we flash-freeze at peak deliciousness
and forward the savings on to you!
[10:28] Kuroitsu
Did you manage to find a room?
[10:31] Megistus
All has been resolved!
[10:32] Megistus
I have obtained the finest of rooms!
[10:33] tv
Get twelve kilograms in all!
[10:35] Kuroitsu
Wh-What did you do to the
person staying there?
[10:37] tv
Keep it in your freezer for those busy
nights when you want an evening beer—
[10:38] Megistus
Do you truly wish to know?
[10:41] Kuroitsu
N-No! I-I'll see you tomorrow!
[10:45] Megistus
Indeed.
[10:46] Megistus
Rest comfortably this night.
[10:52] Ohga
Take your meds... before bed!
SIGN Take
your
meds
before
bed.
SIGN Sauna
SIGN Takotsubo
[10:57] Megistus
I find this setting far more relaxing, anyway.
[11:02] Narrator
And so the Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
worked peacefully into the night,
[11:09] Narrator
keeping his typing quiet so
as not to wake his neighbors.
[11:20] Mizuki
Oh, Mama...
[11:22] Mizuki
Tokyo's a scary place!
SIGN LONG-RANGE ATTACK SPECIALIZED MONSTER
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SIGN Uses the Great Spirit lightning-calling device
housed within his body to create lightning strikes on
command. His internal power source generates
electromagnetic fields to destroy his enemies with
powerful railguns.
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PERFORMANCE
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[11:32] Kuroitsu
Here.
[11:33] Kuroitsu
Your Monster Development Department key card.
[11:37] Kuroitsu
It's registered to you personally.
[11:40] Kuroitsu
You can use it to go anywhere you like,
[11:42] Kuroitsu
so use it responsibly, okay?
[11:46] Sadamaki
If you have any questions,
[11:47] Sadamaki
feel free to ask me or Miss Kuroitsu for help.
[11:50] Kuroitsu
By the way, is your body running smoothly?
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[11:53] Kuroitsu
Any urination issues?
[11:56] Wolf-F
How should I know?!
[11:57] Wolf-F
I don't even know what's
normal and what's not!
[12:02] Kuroitsu
Oh, right!
[12:03] Kuroitsu
Because you're a boy!
[12:05] Kuroitsu
Formerly?
[12:05] Wolf-F
Not formerly!
[12:07] Wolf-F
I don't even know which bathroom to use!
[12:11] Kuroitsu
You can use whichever you prefer.
[12:13] Kuroitsu
They're both right for you, Wolfie boy!
[12:16] Wolf-F
None of this is right for me.
[12:19] Wolf-F
I'm going to get my male body back!
[12:22] Wolf-F
And anyway, what am I doing here?
[12:24] Wolf-F
Didn't you create me to fight Blader?
[12:28] Sadamaki
The Monster Development Department
is chronically understaffed.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[12:31] Sadamaki
We've submitted a request
to HR for new hires,
[12:35] Sadamaki
but we haven't had much luck.
[12:37] Kuroitsu
So we decided to take you for ourselves!
SIGN Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
[12:42] S&K
Welcome to the Monster
Development Department!
[12:44] Wolf-F
I'm really not okay with this!
SIGN Welcome to the Monster Development Department!
[13:00] Wolf-F
What are you so happy about?
[13:04] Kuroitsu
Well, I've never had a
workplace kouhai before!
[13:07] Kuroitsu
Don't worry, little dear!
I'll teach you all the ins and outs!
[13:11] Kuroitsu
Every little thing you need to know!
[13:15] Wolf-F
What a scary senpai...
[13:17] Kuroitsu
Something wrong, Wolfie boy?
[13:19] Wolf-F
Well, I'm not exactly a genius here.
[13:22] Wolf-F
How am I supposed to help with development?
[13:23] Kuroitsu
It's true that your mental model is
more or less that of a adolescent boy.
[13:29] Wolf-F
For real?!
[13:30] Kuroitsu
But diversity is an asset
in project development.
[13:34] Kuroitsu
I think your perspective
could prove really valuable.
[13:37] Kuroitsu
And nothing beats the high you get when
a monster you've worked on is completed.
[13:42] Kuroitsu
So I'm really happy we can work together.
[13:50] Sadamaki
Sorry to interrupt the fun,
[13:53] Sadamaki
but I was hoping to outline
our next project.
[13:57] Kuroitsu
Our new monster project?!
[14:00] Sadamaki
Yes, that one!
[14:02] Sadamaki
Based on the bird of legend!
[14:05] Sadamaki
High-caliber railguns on both shoulders!
[14:08] Sadamaki
It charges electricity to
call down lightning strikes,
[14:10] Sadamaki
launching its attacks from
the very skies above!
[14:13] Sadamaki
Its name...
[14:14] Sadamaki
Cannon Thunderbird!
SIGN Cannon Thunderbird
[14:16] Wolf-F
That's freaking cool!
[14:18] Sadamaki
You think so too, Wolf?!
[14:20] Sadamaki
High caliber is best caliber, right?!
[14:23] Wolf-F
Mechs are what men's dreams are made of!
[14:26] Sadamaki
The ultimate monster, big and bulky
with powerful weapons everywhere!
[14:30] Sadamaki
It'll quickly put an end to
Divine Swordsman Blader!
[14:34] Kuroitsu
Wait a minute, Doctor.
[14:37] Sadamaki
What's the issue, Miss Kuroitsu?
[14:39] Kuroitsu
It says that we're supposed to
delegate the development process
[14:44] Kuroitsu
to other specialty departments.
[14:46] Sadamaki
Well, obviously.
[14:48] Sadamaki
It's our first monster with mechanical parts.
[14:50] Sadamaki
We specialize in the biological stuff,
so we can't handle it internally.
[14:55] Kuroitsu
I've got a bad feeling about this.
SIGN Agastia Strategic Development Department
Project Leader: Takaomi Nikaido
[15:00] Nikaido
I am Nikaido from the Strategic
Development Department.
[15:03] Nikaido
I'll be coordinating the
departments as project leader.
[15:08] Kuroitsu
Eh?
[15:10] Kuroitsu
Um... Shouldn't the Monster
Development Department
[15:13] Kuroitsu
be leading a monster development project?
[15:15] Nikaido
No.
[15:16] Nikaido
This project requires smooth coordination
from multiple departments.
[15:20] Nikaido
The Monster Development Department
has no experience in such leadership.
[15:24] Kuroitsu
But...
[15:26] Nikaido
The Development Department's disregard
for schedules and budget allotments
[15:31] Nikaido
is a perpetual thorn in my side as it is.
[15:36] Nikaido
And once again, your plans reek of excess!
[15:40] Nikaido
You don't need all these weapons!
[15:42] Nikaido
They just add on weight,
which in turn adds bulk!
[15:46] Nikaido
Do you realize how much time and
cost that adds to the development?
[15:50] Nikaido
It can't possibly need
more than one railgun!
[15:57] Narrator
And so the plans were redrawn.
[16:01] Kazamatsuri
Awful.
SIGN Agastia Design Department
Department Head: Shinya Kazamatsuri
[16:02] Kazamatsuri
Aesthetically displeasing.
[16:04] Kuroitsu
Well, it's designed for combat,
so I don't think aesthetics matter.
[16:09] Kazamatsuri
The hell they don't.
[16:11] Kazamatsuri
Everything needs aesthetics!
[16:14] Kazamatsuri
I've always found your department's
monsters lacking in that respect.
[16:19] Kazamatsuri
We'll change this and this, and emphasize this!
[16:22] Kazamatsuri
And remove the hideous antenna!
[16:27] Kazamatsuri
I'd be happy to help you with your
fashion sense too, Miss Kuroitsu.
[16:31] Kazamatsuri
It'll boost your chances of getting a date.
[16:32] Kuroitsu
No, thank you!
[16:35] Narrator
And so the plans were redrawn.
[16:39] Sasaki
What in the world is this
transformation mechanism?
SIGN Agastia Systems Supervision Department
Department Head: Mei Sasaki
[16:42] Sasaki
Imagine the danger if someone's
hand got stuck in it!
[16:45] Kuroitsu
Well, I think monsters are
supposed to be dangerous.
[16:49] Sasaki
And it needs proper high-voltage terminals,
or someone could be electrocuted.
[16:53] Sasaki
Small mistakes can lead to big disasters!
[16:56] Narrator
And so the plans were redrawn.
[17:00] Kuga
I've got no problem with the railgun,
[17:02] Kuga
but you need to consider
the manufacturing process.
[17:05] Kuga
Nobody could put this together.
SIGN Agastia Internal Factory
Manager: Tatsutoku Kuga
[17:07] Kuga
Can't you submit a more realistic blueprint?
[17:11] Narrator
And so the plans were redrawn.
[17:19] Akashic
He's looking pretty cool!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[17:21] Akashic
But can't you give him some
plushy-wushy feathers?
[17:28] Narrator
And so the plans—
[17:30] Narrator
Initial design proposal.
[17:33] Narrator
Project leader's compromise.
[17:37] Narrator
Designer's opinion.
[17:40] Narrator
System supervision's safety tweaks.
[17:43] Narrator
Factory manager's request.
[17:46] Narrator
Leader's whim.
[17:51] Wolf-F
What the hell is this thing?
[17:52] Wolf-F
It doesn't look anything
like the original concept!
[17:55] Kuroitsu
It's because so many
departments got involved.
[17:58] Kuroitsu
We wouldn't usually have to
do this many revisions.
[18:02] Kuroitsu
Oh, right!
[18:03] Kuroitsu
We'll be heading to the factory
to discuss the revisions today.
[18:07] Wolf-F
Not again...
[18:15] Kuroitsu
So for the lightning strike system...
[18:19] Kuga
She's really working her heart out, isn't she?
[18:23] Kuga
You just don't see dedication
like that anymore.
[18:26] Wolf-F
Factory manager?
[18:28] Kuga
Are you one of our monsters?
[18:30] Kuga
How's the body treating you?
[18:32] Wolf-F
No point in complaining.
[18:33] Wolf-F
It's just not the way it's supposed to be.
[18:36] Kuga
Well, that happens!
[18:38] Kuga
Projects rarely work out as intended.
[18:42] Wolf-F
They don't? Really?
[18:44] Kuga
Indeed.
[18:46] Kuga
Big or small, someone's always
got a change to make.
[18:50] Kuga
But rather than mindlessly executing
what the higher-ups tell her,
[18:54] Kuga
she's always running around feverishly,
[18:56] Kuga
working her hardest to make
the best monster possible
[18:59] Kuga
within the schedule and the budget.
[19:02] Kuga
Each time she comes down
here with a design change,
[19:04] Kuga
she begs us to put in just
that little bit extra.
[19:07] Kuga
You'd think she was advocating
for a member of her own family.
[19:13] Kuga
Besides, I think you turned out lovely.
I can't see a problem here.
[19:19] Wolf-F
Oh, shut up! No one asked you!
[19:22] Kuga
Sorry, sorry.
[19:23] Kuga
That's sexual harassment nowadays, isn't it?
[19:27] Wolf-F
Sheesh...
[19:32] Wolf-F
I mean, it's not a bad body or anything.
[19:36] Kuroitsu
Hey, Wolfie boy! You're not wearing a bra?
[19:41] Wolf-F
Hell no!
[19:42] Wolf-F
I don't even own a bra!
[19:45] Kuroitsu
We'll buy you one soon.
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
[19:52] Sadamaki
Cannon Thunderbird is complete at last!
[19:58] Sadamaki
Boy, what a marathon!
[20:01] Wolf-F
Finally! No more running to the
chief of staff for approvals!
[20:06] Kuroitsu
How's everything feeling, Cannon?
[20:09] Cannon
Just fine, ma'am!
[20:11] Cannon
And I'm fully aware of
the mission before me!
[20:14] Cannon
It's a pleasure to meet you, Wolf! My senpai!
[20:17] Cannon
Unworthy kouhai though I may be,
[20:18] Cannon
please give me the benefit of your wisdom!
[20:20] Wolf-F
Senpai?!
[20:21] Wolf-F
Say, I kinda like that!
[20:24] Nikaido
We just squeaked in by the deadline.
[20:26] Nikaido
Well done, everyone!
[20:28] Kuga
Excellent work, everyone!
[20:30] Kuroitsu
Yes!
[20:32] all
Thank you for all your hard work!
[20:34] Narrator
The process of monster development
is rarely seen by outsiders.
[20:39] Narrator
Once again, it has produced
a warrior of unbridled evil.
SIGN Victory
[20:43] Narrator
Yet few are aware of the passionate
clash of minds between the technicians
[20:49] Narrator
who labor in the shadows to
see this process through.
[20:53] all
Cheers!
[20:55] Wolf-F
It's been a pretty rough time,
[20:57] Wolf-F
but I'm starting to get it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[21:01] Wolf-F
Monster development really is fun!
[21:04] Cannon
Now all that remains is to destroy
Divine Swordsman Blader!
[21:08] Kuroitsu
Yes! Give it your best, Cannon!
[21:10] Cannon
I will, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN Good Luck in the Field
SIGN Divine Swordsman
Blader
SIGN Draconic Bladegod
SIGN Draconic Bladegod Jeanscar
(AK Pro)
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's Local Heroes!
SIGN Akisenshi Maple Kaiser
(Akisenshi Maple Kaiser Production Committee)
SIGN Sunset Warrior Gogo Red
(8Star Film)
SIGN Dogengers & Yabai Kamen
(Secret Society of Evil, Inc)
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[22:46] Blader
Blader Crash!
[22:55] Kuroitsu
Cannon!
[22:57] Wolf-F
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[23:00] Wolf-F
We worked our butts off to make that thing!
[23:03] Wolf-F
You stink, Blader!
[23:05] Wolf-F
Monster! Big meanie!
[23:06] Blader
I mean, it's not my fault.
[23:09] Blader
If you're building a monster,
[23:11] Blader
why wouldn't you make it big and bulky,
[23:14] Blader
with powerful weapons everywhere?
[23:21] Narrator
And the customer's requirement.
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time, on episode three,
SIGN The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
[23:29] Kuroitsu
"The Monster in a Perpetual
Cycle of Death and Rebirth."
E3 - The Monster in a Perpetual Cycle of Death and Rebirth Struggles to Break Its Chains until Seduced by a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Ryosuke Kaizu
[00:04] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:06] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:17] Kuroitsu
Now, prepare to die, Blader!
[00:20] Kuroitsu
Tremble before the overwhelming
coverage of Hydra's deadly attacks!
SIGN Regenerating Monster
Hydra
[00:26] Narrator
Regenerating Monster Hydra.
SIGN Hydra
SIGN Concept Art
[00:28] Narrator
A creature with eight auxiliary heads.
[00:31] Narrator
Or such was the proposal...
[00:32] Narrator
The heads were scaled back
for budgetary reasons.
[00:35] Narrator
She also possesses powerful venom!
[00:38] Narrator
Or such was the proposal...
[00:39] Narrator
The venom wasn't implemented
for budgetary reasons.
[00:44] Blader
You expect this meager
monster to give me pause?
[00:47] Blader
I'll use all my power from the start!
[00:52] Kuroitsu
Such pressure!
[00:53] Kuroitsu
Blader's never been this intense before!
[00:56] Blader
If I don't hurry...
[00:58] Blader
If I don't defeat this creature
as quickly as I can...
[01:01] Blader
I'll be late to my job!
[01:03] Narrator
Divine Swordsman Blader
[01:05] Narrator
works evening shifts on
Wednesdays and Saturdays.
SIGN — Episode 3 —
The Monster in a Perpetual
Cycle of Death and Rebirth
Struggles to Break Its
Chains until Seduced by
a Soul Entrapped by Destiny
[02:57] Mizuki
Hello?
[02:58] Matsuyama
Hey, is this Mizuki?
[03:00] Matsuyama
Matsuyama here!
[03:01] Matsuyama
You know, from the long-distance gig?
[03:09] Mizuki
Yes, I remember.
[03:10] Matsuyama
You free tomorrow, Mizuki?
[03:12] Matsuyama
We're a little shorthanded, see...
[03:15] Mizuki
Is this the same job as before?
[03:18] Matsuyama
What, did you run into problems?
[03:21] Mizuki
I wouldn't say that, exactly.
[03:23] Mizuki
But I don't think I'm cut
out for that kind of thing.
[03:27] Matsuyama
I can see why you feel that way.
[03:29] Matsuyama
That didn't really play to
your strengths, did it?
[03:32] Matsuyama
I definitely agree!
[03:33] Mizuki
Right?
[03:35] Matsuyama
This next gig is totally different, though!
[03:38] Matsuyama
It's light work, honest!
[03:39] Matsuyama
Oh, we'll be serving lunch, too!
[03:42] Matsuyama
High-quality seafood!
[03:47] Matsuyama
Can you make it?
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[03:54] Kenji
I'm beat.
[03:56] Kenji
At least I made it to my shift in time.
[04:00] Kenji
But I won't be getting more hours like this.
[04:03] Kenji
Balancing a part-time job with superheroing
might be harder than I thought.
[04:08] Reporter
You two really saved the day again, huh?
[04:11] Rose
You bet we did!
SIGN SAVING THE DAY
MAGICAL GIRL INTERVIEW
[04:13] Rose
The forces of evil don't stand a chance
against Magical Girls: Pilia Magia!
[04:17] Zwart
We promise we'll keep the city safe!
SIGN SAVING THE DAY
MAGICAL GIRL INTERVIEW
[04:20] Kenji
A licensed magical girl duo?
[04:23] Kenji
They're so lucky.
[04:24] Kenji
Full-time heroes can put
the job on their resume,
[04:26] Kenji
and they even get sponsorships...
[04:29] Kenji
Anime adaptations,
[04:30] Kenji
merchandise,
[04:32] Kenji
pachinko slot machines,
[04:33] Kenji
live stage shows...
[04:35] Kenji
It's all really awesome!
[04:39] Kenji
But it's pretty much been
all magical girls lately.
[04:43] Kenji
Do transforming heroes not sell anymore?
[04:46] Kenji
Is keeping up this Blader thing
really a good idea for me?
[04:51] Kenji
Welcome!
[04:56] Kuroitsu
Could I get one bowl of pork on rice,
[04:58] Kuroitsu
with two helpings of pickled ginger?
[05:01] Kenji
One pork on rice!
[05:03] Kenji
On your way home?
[05:05] Kenji
You're looking pretty rough.
[05:08] Kuroitsu
Yes... I had a bad day at work.
[05:12] Kenji
A bad day?
[05:13] Kenji
At the job she can't discuss?!
[05:20] Pimp
What, this is all you got?
[05:22] Kuroitsu
I'm sorry.
[05:24] Kuroitsu
I didn't get many propositions yesterday.
[05:26] Kuroitsu
Please! I need that for my power bill!
[05:28] Pimp
Shaddup! You want more money, you earn it!
[05:34] Kenji
What a horrible man!
[05:36] Kuroitsu
I worked so hard on this project,
[05:38] Kuroitsu
but I had to roll it out unfinished
due to budget and deadline.
[05:42] Kenji
Unfinished?
[05:43] Narrator
Divine Swordsman Blader, Kenji Sadamaki,
[05:46] Narrator
had the entirely wrong
idea about Kuroitsu's job.
[05:48] Kuroitsu
I really thought the concept was sound,
[05:52] Kuroitsu
but it just didn't work out.
[05:54] Kenji
I think I understand.
[05:56] Kenji
I've been having a few...
work-related worries of my own.
[06:01] Kenji
I'm wondering if I'm going
about things all wrong.
[06:05] Kuroitsu
I couldn't begin to guess
at what you go through,
[06:08] Kuroitsu
but I'm sure it must be hard.
[06:11] Kenji
Yes.
[06:11] Kenji
But it was my decision to do what I do,
[06:14] Kenji
so I probably shouldn't compromise.
[06:17] Kuroitsu
Compromise?
[06:18] Kuroitsu
That's right.
[06:20] Kuroitsu
I was so focused on rolling out product
that I've been unconsciously compromising!
[06:25] Kenji
Here you go.
[06:26] Kenji
One pork on rice.
[06:28] Kuroitsu
Thank you for the great
advice, Mr. Employee!
[06:32] Kuroitsu
I'm going to give this another try!
[06:35] Kenji
That's good to hear.
[06:37] Kenji
Give it your best.
[06:39] Kuroitsu
Prepare to die, Blader!
[06:42] Kuroitsu
Behold our redesigned Hydra,
with twice the punch!
SIGN Regenerated Regenerating Monster
Hydra II
[06:46] Narrator
Regenerated Regenerating Monster Hydra II
[06:49] Narrator
is a regenerating monster
with two auxiliary heads.
[06:52] Narrator
The implementation of
venom was planned, but—
[06:53] Blader
Blader Crash!
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[06:58] Kenji
Sheesh, those vile minions of Agastia...
[07:01] Kenji
Why do they always show up on Saturdays?
[07:04] Kenji
They almost made me late to work again!
[07:09] Kenji
Maybe I just can't handle the hustle.
[07:13] Rose
Aw, no way!
[07:15] Rose
This city is under our protection!
[07:18] Rose
Now you can be Magiarose, too!
[07:21] Zwart
Magiazwart will never give in!
[07:25] R&Z
Deluxe Magia Stick! Deluxe Magia Compact!
SIGN Magia Stick
SIGN Magia Compact
[07:29] R&Z
Now on sale from Papinia!
[07:32] Kenji
Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
[07:40] Kuroitsu
One small pork on rice...
[07:42] Kuroitsu
and three helpings of pickled ginger.
[07:45] Kenji
Y-You're looking even
rougher than last time!
[07:48] Kuroitsu
I decided to go back through old documents,
[07:51] Kuroitsu
but the oldest ones were analog-only...
[07:55] Kuroitsu
I bowed to budget and deadline again,
[07:58] Kuroitsu
and failed to bring my concept to fruition.
[08:01] Kuroitsu
I'm still not satisfied
with the state Hydra's in.
[08:05] (Flashback) Hydra
I'm sorry, Miss Kuroitsu.
[08:07] (Flashback) Hydra
It's my fault we lost to Mr. Blader.
[08:10] (Flashback) One
Yeah, and he beat the crap out of us, too!
[08:14] (Flashback) Two
Do you know how humiliating it is to have you
call us "Hydra" when we only have three heads?
[08:19] (Flashback) Hydra
Sister One, Sister Two!
[08:21] (Flashback) Hydra
Please, that's enough...
[08:22] One
Now that work's over, you could
treat us to something tasty at a café!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[08:27] Two
I'd prefer a beer in Ginza or Akasaka!
[08:30] (Flashback) Wolf-F
Are you really gonna
stick more heads on her?
[08:34] (Flashback) Wolf-F
She's already annoying as hell!
[08:36] (Flashback) One&Two
Shut up, animal boy-girl!
[08:38] (Flashback) Wolf-F
What was that?!
[08:39] (Flashback) Hydra
Sister One, Sister Two!
[08:43] Kuroitsu
I need to step up my game.
[08:46] Kuroitsu
This was my original design concept.
[08:50] Kuroitsu
She spits venom to hold Blader in place,
[08:53] Kuroitsu
then launches into rolling
attacks from multiple heads
[08:56] Kuroitsu
and focused attacks from all sides.
[08:59] Kuroitsu
Two heads just won't cut it.
[09:02] Kuroitsu
I need to find a way... to eke
out a little more funding...
[09:10] Kenji
Are you all right?
SIGN DOCUMENTS
[09:14] Kuroitsu
I'm sorry. I'm fine, really.
[09:17] Kenji
These are so heavy!
You're taking them all home?
[09:20] Kuroitsu
Yes. I really do need them.
[09:23] Kenji
Your job sounds very difficult.
[09:26] Kuroitsu
It is.
[09:27] Kuroitsu
And of course, it is my job.
[09:30] Kuroitsu
But I also believe in
it on a personal level.
[09:35] Kuroitsu
I can't afford to forget why
I started doing what I do.
[09:39] Kenji
Why you started...
[09:41] Kenji
Of course...
SIGN DOCUMENTS
[09:42] Kenji
Didn't I first become Blader
to help people in need?
[09:47] Kenji
I can't afford to lose faith in myself!
[09:52] Kenji
Thank you for the great advice, miss!
[09:56] Kenji
I think I'd forgotten why
I started doing what I do.
[10:01] Kenji
You've helped me recover
something very important!
[10:04] Kuroitsu
That's good to hear.
[10:06] Kuroitsu
Let's both do our best!
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[10:09] Kenji
Thank you for coming!
[10:11] Kuroitsu
That employee is so sincere.
[10:14] Kuroitsu
I need to rework my proposal
with similar sincerity.
[10:18] Kuroitsu
Yes... Our goal is, as ever,
to defeat Divine Swordsman Blader!
[10:22] Kuroitsu
I won't stop until I annihilate him!
[10:27] Kuroitsu
It's the end for you at last!
[10:34] Narrator
Re-Regenerated Regenerating
Monster New Hydra
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
[10:37] Narrator
is a regenerating monster with twice
again the number of auxiliary heads.
[10:41] Narrator
The last of the budget
was spent on the heads,
[10:43] Narrator
so unfortunately, the venom was
left unimplemented once more.
[10:47] Blader
Curse you, Agastia!
[10:49] Blader
Why must you always attack on Saturdays?!
[10:52] Narrator
Fight, Blader!
[10:54] Narrator
Your opponent shares your struggles!
[11:01] Tiefedorf
I leave the rest to you.
[11:06] Mizuki
Wait, this is the same job as before!
[11:09] Matsuyama
Is not!
[11:11] Matsuyama
That gig was in Kyushu,
for the Secret Society of Evil, Incorporated.
[11:15] Matsuyama
This one's in Hokkaido,
[11:18] Matsuyama
for Tiefedorf, who's a part of Umbra,
[11:19] Matsuyama
under the control of the King
of the Forest of Darkness.
[11:21] Matsuyama
Totally different organizations.
[11:27] Matsuyama
He's here!
[11:30] Kant
Knight from the forests of the north!
[11:32] Kant
Banishing darkness with
the light of the moon!
[11:35] Kant
Knight of Owls, Kant!
[11:38] Kant
It's time to send you back to the darkness!
[11:45] Matsuyama
Here we go!
[11:47] Mizuki
This...
[11:50] Mizuki
This isn't light work at all!
SIGN REGENERATING MONSTER
[11:54] sign
m 58 99 l 60 147 251 147 250 122 243 115 240 98
SIGN Can consistently regenerate her body and auxiliary heads
as long as she has power remaining. She can generate
four auxiliary heads (sisters) max, but they all have minds
of their own, making them hard to manage from
a personality standpoint.
[11:54] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN REGENERATION
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[11:59] Interviewer
All right, here's my first question.
[12:02] Interviewer
The reason we conduct interviews
without résumé screening
[12:06] Interviewer
is because our president values
face-to-face interaction.
[12:11] Interviewer
So, can I assume...
[12:14] Interviewer
that you think an animal costume is
an appropriate outfit for an interview?
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
[12:20] Cannon
Oh, th-this isn't a costume!
[12:23] Cannon
It's my real body!
[12:25] Interviewer
You're naked, then?
[12:26] Cannon
I-I put on a tie!
[12:28] Interviewer
I see. Naked plus tie, then.
[12:33] Interviewer
Are you aware that our company's
focus is technological innovation?
[12:37] Cannon
Yes! Very well aware!
[12:39] Cannon
I'm extremely impressed by the
contributions you've made to society!
[12:43] Interviewer
And what skills would you
bring to our company?
[12:48] Cannon
My primary skills include
[12:50] Cannon
the obliteration of heroes
and marksmanship!
[12:53] Interviewer
So... murder, then?
[12:58] Cannon
If you want to boil it down, then yes!
[13:00] Cannon
I eradicate my targets without fail!
[13:05] Interviewer
I see.
SIGN Mr. Cannon Thunderbird,
SIGN Thank you for your recent visit.
SIGN After careful consideration, we regret to
inform you that we will not be employing
you at this time. We appreciate your
understanding.
SIGN We wish you only success in your future.
[13:10] Cannon
A rejection notice, huh?
[13:13] Cannon
Well, I saw that coming.
[13:15] Cannon
And even if I change jobs,
I'll always be a monster.
[13:21] Cannon
I know it's a losing battle,
[13:26] Cannon
but when I consider the possibility
of being with this organization
[13:26] Cannon
Would you like a balloon?
[13:28] Cannon
It makes the whole day more fun!
[13:29] Cannon
for the next ten or twenty years,
I start to worry.
[13:32] Cannon
Have a great day, now!
[13:33] Cannon
Is this really how I want to spend my life?
[13:34] Kid
Hooray!
[13:36] Cannon
Thanks for coming by today!
[13:37] Cannon
For now, though,
[13:39] Cannon
I suppose my only option is
focusing on my job as a cast member
[13:43] Cannon
at an amusement park run by
Agastia's front company.
[13:49] Cannon
Hey there, dear!
[13:50] Cannon
Have a balloon!
[13:51] Reo
Thank you so much!
[13:53] Reo
I just love pink!
[13:56] Cannon
Do you?
[13:57] Cannon
I'm so glad you like it!
[13:59] Reo
Bye-bye, birdie boy!
[14:01] Yuto
Thank you.
[14:07] Yuto
Wasn't that nice, Reo?
[14:09] Reo
Yeah, right!
[14:11] Reo
Did that bird think I'm some
kind of balloon-loving baby?
[14:16] Reo
Same to you, Yuto!
[14:18] Reo
Do you think I'm still the kind
of little kid who likes balloons?
[14:22] Yuto
Of course not, Reo.
[14:24] Yuto
I think the mascot was just so tall,
you looked short by comparison.
[14:28] Reo
Oh?
[14:29] Reo
Still sounds like you're
saying I look like a kid.
[14:32] Reo
I wish I could be tall like you, Yuto!
[14:36] Yuto
Reo... You probably shouldn't
cling to me like that.
[14:40] Yuto
Someone from class might see
us and get the wrong idea.
[14:43] Reo
What do you want from me?
[14:45] Reo
HQ told us to stick together.
[14:48] Yuto
I know that, but...
[14:50] Yuto
Do you really have to cling?
[14:58] Compact
Monster mana detected!
Monster mana detected!
[15:01] Reo
Yuto!
[15:02] Yuto
Right!
[15:05] Reo&Yuto
Magia Break!
[15:07] Narrator
Reo Shikishima and Yuto Higaya
are no mere middle school students.
[15:12] Narrator
They are superheroes officially
licensed to protect the city,
[15:17] Narrator
Magical Girls: Pilia Magia!
[16:02] Rose
Magical Girl Magiarose!
[16:10] Zwart
Magical Girl Magiazwart!
[16:18] Rose
You know, I've been thinking...
[16:21] Zwart
Do you get shorter than
me when we transform?
[16:25] Zwart
I just might!
[16:26] Zwart
Everything around me does
seem a little bigger...
[16:32] Zwart
What now?
[16:33] Rose
You get shorter, and yet...
[16:37] Rose
Why are these so darn big?!
[16:40] Rose
You act like you're so above it,
but deep down, you love the tits!
[16:44] Zwart
I didn't choose my
post-transformation physique!
[16:46] Rose
Stupid Yuto! Stupid Yuto!
[16:57] Rose
Okay, I'm all charged up!
[16:59] Rose
Let's go, Yuto!
[17:01] Rose
There's a monster out there,
so let's search and destroy!
[17:03] Rose
Search and destroy!
[17:06] Zwart
No one gets mood swings like you, Reo.
[17:10] Hydra
Sister One, Sister Two, please don't fight.
[17:14] One
Tell her to get off her bullshit, then!
[17:16] Three
You're the one who said anyone can be
an action star so long as they're hot!
[17:21] One
Well, where's the lie?!
[17:23] One
They handle the hard stuff
with stuntmen and CG!
[17:26] Three
Oh, screw that!
[17:27] Three
You think just any pretty face can
hang off a landing cargo plane?!
[17:30] Two
You're both utterly unsophisticated!
[17:32] Two
Movies are trash without
a good script, anyway!
[17:35] Four
Say, that new snowman
sings pretty good, huh?
[17:39] 1;2;3
You shut up!
[17:41] Hydra
Sisters, please! A hero might
detect us if you don't calm down!
[17:46] Rose
Monster...
[17:48] Zwart
...located!
[17:49] Rose
Zwart, let's finish it with one shot!
[17:52] Zwart
Right! Follow my lead, Rose!
[17:56] R&Z
Magia Full Break!
[18:00] Cannon
I was born as a monster.
[18:02] Cannon
I don't know how to be anything else.
[18:05] Cannon
Can there be pride to be
taken in my identity, then?
[18:22] Zwart
We missed the core!
[18:24] Rose
Wily little brat!
[18:29] Hydra
Are you all right, Sisters?
[18:31] One
Matsu! Run!
[18:33] Two
They're long-range fighters!
[18:35] Four
It's a bad match for us.
[18:37] Hydra
Right!
[18:39] Rose
They won't escape!
[18:41] Rose
Piercing Rose!
[18:47] Cannon
Monsters are frequently
inflexible creatures.
[18:50] Cannon
That's because they're designed
with a single goal in mind.
[18:55] Cannon
But Miss Kuroitsu gives her monsters a
little more breathing room in their design,
[18:59] Cannon
allowing for greater diversity.
[19:02] Cannon
And so, my indecision—
[19:05] Cannon
yes, indecision, followed
by the ability to decide—
[19:08] Cannon
might be something that I owe to her!
[19:10] Cannon
If that's true, then all I need to do
[19:13] Cannon
is choose my path and follow it!
[19:23] One
Matsu! You okay?
[19:24] Three
Wake up!
[19:27] Rose
All right! Let's finish her!
[19:38] Rose
What's that thing?
[19:40] Zwart
That's no mascot.
[19:41] Zwart
It's a monster!
[19:44] Cannon
We're just colleagues!
[19:50] Zwart
It's fast!
[19:51] Rose
You won't get away from me, fat bird!
[19:58] Rose
Piercing Ro—
[20:08] Zwart
Rose!
[20:12] Zwart
Are you all right, Rose?!
[20:19] Cannon
Lightning-calling system,
Great Spirit, activate!
[20:23] Zwart
Not good!
[20:31] Zwart
You okay, Rose?
[20:39] Reo
Did I... lose?
[20:48] Zwart
Rose...
[20:53] Reo
Why did that weird big bird
have a move like that?!
[20:56] Reo
No freakin' way!
[21:02] Zwart
You'll be okay.
[21:03] Zwart
You're strong, Rose.
[21:06] Zwart
You messed up this time,
but I still believe in your strength.
[21:12] Reo
Yuto!
[21:14] Reo
I'm sorry, Yuto.
[21:16] Reo
If I'd only been more careful...
[21:18] Zwart
I'm just glad you feel okay, Rose.
[21:20] Zwart
But could you not shout my real
name while I'm transformed?
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's Local Hero!
SIGN Knight of Owls, Kant
SIGN Knight of Owls, Kant
SIGN Mixing by: Nash Studio
SIGN This hero is
not a work of fiction!
He really exists!
[22:59] Hydra
Would you join me for a meal, Mr. Cannon?
[23:03] Hydra
I made lunches!
[23:07] Three
Matsu woke up real early to make this!
[23:10] One
You'd have to be a dense little
sucker to turn her down!
[23:13] Two
You're man enough to understand
that, aren't you?
[23:15] Four
Don't worry! It's all normal stuff, promise!
[23:20] Cannon
I suppose this is another
path I've chosen.
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time,
SIGN The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries
[23:28] Kuroitsu
"The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor."
E4 - The Soul of a Demon Drinking into a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions While Burdened by Sins that Lead All Men Astray Shatters with Anger When the Young Maiden Cries
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Hiroyuki Takano
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:06] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:17] Blader
What is... this power?!
SIGN Magnetic Ore Monster
Adamant
[00:22] Adamant
My magnetism produces a particular field!
[00:26] Adamant
Within that field, your Buster Blade
is a useless lump of scrap iron!
[00:33] Adamant
Now you'll meet your end!
[00:35] Adamant
Die, Divine Swordsman Blader!
[00:42] Blader
Blader Punch!
[00:49] Camula
Oh? You failed, then?
[00:53] Adamant
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[00:55] Adamant
Blader's the Divine Swordsman, you see,
[00:58] Adamant
so I never expected he'd drop
his sword and just punch me.
[01:00] Adamant
From a toy sales perspective,
it just seemed so unreasonable.
[01:03] Camula
A truly pathetic excuse.
[01:08] Camula
Are you prepared for the consequences?
SIGN How I'll Do Better in the Future
[01:12] Camula
Go on... write!
SIGN Reflections on Experience
SIGN Name
[01:15] Camula
What you learned from your experience,
and how you'll do better in the future.
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
[01:18] Camula
Make every word count.
[01:19] Camula
Carelessness will not be tolerated!
SIGN — Episode 4 —
The Soul of a Demon Drinking into
a Stupor at a Banquet of Illusions
While Burdened by Sins that Lead
All Men Astray Shatters with Anger
When the Young Maiden Cries
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[03:00] Kuroitsu
It'd be nice to be an executive, huh?
[03:02] Doctor
Executive?
[03:03] Wolf-F
Y'know, I've never met those guys.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[03:06] Wolf-F
Kinda sounds like a pain in the ass, though.
[03:08] Kuroitsu
Being an evil executive does
carry a lot of responsibility.
[03:11] Kuroitsu
It's a serious meritocracy there.
[03:13] Kuroitsu
There still aren't many
female executives, either.
[03:16] Kuroitsu
It's such a dream job for me.
[03:18] Kuroitsu
Most of all because...
SIGN Salary
[03:20] Kuroitsu
They command huge salaries!
[03:22] Doctor
Of course that's what you care about.
[03:24] Wolf-F
That's a weirdly practical
reason to have a dream.
[03:28] Doctor
I get where you're coming from,
[03:30] Doctor
but we really need to think up a new monster
idea for the upcoming battle with Blader.
[03:35] Wolf-F
How'd they like the proposal I submitted?!
SIGN Protective scarf that
deflects all attacks
SIGN Rips apart
enemies with
super-sharp
claws!!!!
SIGN Frickin' awesome gun
that shoots targets
30 light-years away!!
SIGN Eternal Flare Cosmic
Dingo Monster Surrounded
by Everlasting Flames
SIGN Commands rad spiritual
flames!!
SIGN Mach-speed kicks
[03:38] Wolf-F
My Eternal Flare Cosmic Dingo monster
surrounded by everlasting flames?!
[03:43] Doctor
You think they'd accept
that pathetic scribble?!
[03:46] Kuroitsu
Ideas aside, I'd really like to scale
up our development capabilities.
[03:51] Kuroitsu
I've got lots of ideas that are impossible
under our current technological restraints.
[03:55] Doctor
Development capabilities, eh?
[03:57] Doctor
That won't be easy.
[03:59] Doctor
Maybe if we could get some
new research material...
[04:03] Camula
Hardly working, are we?
[04:13] Camula
These are business hours, are they not?
[04:15] Camula
Yet you don't seem to be
doing much business.
[04:17] Narrator
Agastia's Pluripotent Cellular Executive,
[04:20] Narrator
Immortal Camula.
[04:22] Narrator
She's a vampire monster whose entire body
[04:24] Narrator
is made up of special cells said
to have universal application.
[04:28] Narrator
She demands strict adherence
to rules and order,
[04:31] Narrator
and is spoken of in rumor as ruthlessly
enforcing full-cellular commitment to work.
[04:35] Kuro&Doc
L-Lady Camula!
[04:37] Camula
It appears I will have to
perform a personal audit.
[04:41] Kuroitsu
An executive audit?!
[04:43] Wolf-F
What's the big deal with that, Miss Kuroitsu?
[04:46] Kuroitsu
Once, one of the combat-oriented executives
dropped in for a surprise audit.
SIGN Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
SIGN Spirit!
[04:57] Kuroitsu
He gave us this totally
non-specific chewing out,
[05:01] Kuroitsu
and all his suggestions were really generic,
abstract philosophical principles.
[05:04] Kuroitsu
And when we submitted our report to him later,
he'd completely forgotten all of it!
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
[05:08] Kuroitsu
It's an issue that stems from the simple
hierarchy of evil organizations!
SIGN Monster Management Department
SIGN Monster Sales Department
SIGN Combatant Management Department
SIGN Strategic Development Department
SIGN Systems Supervision Department
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN Legal Department
SIGN Human Resources Department
SIGN Accounting Department
SIGN Great Leader
SIGN Chief of Staff
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN General
Affairs
Department
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Monster Management Department
SIGN Monster Sales Department
SIGN Combatant Management Department
SIGN Strategic Development Department
SIGN Systems Supervision Department
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN Legal Department
SIGN Great Leader
SIGN Chief of Staff
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
[05:13] Kuroitsu
For some reason, we have to answer to superiors
who aren't even involved in our field!
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN Great Leader
SIGN Chief of Staff
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN General Affairs Department
SIGN Monster Management Department
SIGN Monster Sales Department
SIGN Combatant Management Department
SIGN Strategic Development Department
SIGN Systems Supervision Department
SIGN Legal Department
SIGN Human Resources Department
SIGN Accounting Department
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
SIGN Executive
[05:18] Kuroitsu
This hierarchy and top-down structure
is how you ended up in a female body,
[05:22] Kuroitsu
and how Cannon ended up being a fluffy bird.
SIGN Monster Development Department
SIGN Executive
[05:27] Camula
Your work has been slowing down lately.
[05:32] Camula
It's been a while since you've had
an equipment inspection, too.
[05:35] Camula
We don't want malfunctions
occurring in crucial moments.
[05:39] Camula
I've gone through the check sheet,
[05:41] Camula
but it might be best to have
a specialist go over it again.
[05:45] Doctor
Thank goodness.
[05:46] Kuroitsu
It's a proper audit.
[05:48] Camula
I'm curious.
[05:50] Camula
Why have your monster production
costs been rising lately?
[05:54] Kuroitsu
That was my idea.
[05:56] Kuroitsu
I wanted our designs to have a
little more... breathing room?
[05:59] Kuroitsu
More shades of gray, I guess you'd say.
[06:01] Camula
Shades of gray?
[06:03] Kuroitsu
Yes.
[06:04] Kuroitsu
Previous monsters were made unable to
perform anything but their immediate function.
[06:08] Kuroitsu
I thought giving them a little
more individuality and flexibility
[06:11] Kuroitsu
would let them perform a variety of jobs.
[06:13] Kuroitsu
That's a big part of why Wolfie boy didn't
have a breakdown despite his female body.
[06:18] Wolf-F
I did have a complete breakdown!
[06:21] Wolf-F
I'm totally getting this fixed, you got it?!
[06:23] Kuroitsu
And why Cannon, who was created for long-range
combat, can act as a mascot at events.
[06:23] Cannon
Here you go! Have fun! Can I help you?
[06:24] kid
So fluffy!
[06:26] kid
I can't reach the balloon! Move it down!
[06:28] Camula
I see. Shades of gray...
[06:31] Camula
Performing outside their original function...
[06:34] Camula
That could be a legitimate philosophy.
[06:40] Camula
I approve of your explanation of the costs,
[06:42] Camula
but I can't overlook your
dismal track record!
[06:45] Camula
The fact remains that you've
never once beaten Blader!
[06:48] Doctor
You're absolutely right.
[06:50] Doctor
There's nothing that can justify our failure.
[06:54] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula...
[06:56] Kuroitsu
I'd like to make a request to you to
improve our development capabilities.
[06:59] Camula
Tell me. I may consider it.
[07:02] Kuroitsu
Could I ask for some of your pluripotent
cells to use as research material?
[07:07] Kuroitsu
I'm positive that new materials will lead to
new strides in monster development research!
[07:12] Camula
Oh? You're asking me to
submit myself to testing?
[07:18] Doctor
She really is fearless when
it comes to her objectives.
[07:23] Camula
Request denied.
[07:24] Camula
Agastia is not a school club.
[07:27] Camula
It's a meritocratic evil organization.
[07:29] Camula
If you need those cells, then take
them by whatever means necessary.
[07:33] Kuroitsu
You're challenging me to
shed your blood, then?
[07:38] Camula
Precisely.
[07:41] Kuroitsu
Just what I was waiting for!
[07:43] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy!
[07:44] Wolf-F
Right!
[07:45] Wolf-F
Bete Claw!
[07:52] Camula
Wolf Bete.
[07:53] Camula
Modeled on the la Bête du Gévaudan
of France, were you not?
[08:01] Camula
This is that wolfman monster who
was switched to a female form, yes?
[08:07] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy!
[08:08] Camula
I admire your spirit, but you've
got a long way to go.
[08:14] Camula
Perhaps it's time I reminded
you who's in charge here!
[08:20] Wolf-F
No!
[08:22] Kuroitsu
Please, no, Lady Camula!
[08:24] Kuroitsu
Forgive him!
[08:25] Camula
Are you talking back to me?!
[08:31] Doctor
Lady Camula, this is going too far!
[08:33] Camula
And one for you, too!
[08:39] Camula
Have I made myself clear?
[08:40] Camula
See that you have results by
the time of your next audit.
[08:50] Kuroitsu
Guess we won't be solving the development
capability issue any time soon.
[08:54] Doctor
What did you expect?
[08:55] Doctor
It's not that easy to get
new research materials.
[08:58] Doctor
We'll just have to stick
with the slow and steady.
[09:00] Kuroitsu
Is it that time already?
[09:02] Kuroitsu
I'm going off to do some research.
[09:04] Doctor
Research? For what?
[09:07] Kuroitsu
My latest idea for monster development.
[09:10] Kuroitsu
It's the age...
[09:12] Kuroitsu
of idols!
[09:22] Bavalois A
Thank you, everyone!
[09:22] Kuroitsu
Idols really are so charming.
[09:26] Bavalois B
Thank you!
[09:26] Kuroitsu
An idol monster that can
win over people's hearts
[09:29] spectatorM
Thank you!
[09:29] Kuroitsu
would let us use our existing technology
while exploring new avenues of potential.
[09:29] spectactorF
Thank you!
[09:31] Bavalois B
Getting to stand on this stage and see
all your smiling faces makes me so happy!
[09:33] Kuroitsu
But I need a motif.
[09:37] Kuroitsu
I won't be able to do a spec comparison
graph like I do with combat-oriented monsters,
[09:37] Bavalois A
It's almost like a dream!
[09:40] Bavalois B
I feel like we're standing on top of a
cloud, riding on waves of good feeling!
[09:40] Kuroitsu
so I'll need a strong elevator
pitch to get them to—
[09:44] Camula
I'm sorry...
[09:45] Kuroitsu
Oh, no, totally my fault!
[09:47] Kuroitsu
I was just so lost in thought.
[09:47] Bavalois A
But it's not a dream, is it?
[09:50] Bavalois B
No, it's reality.
[09:51] Kuroitsu
The idols' performance
has moved her to tears?
[09:53] Bavalois A
I used to think idols were special creatures
[09:54] Kuroitsu
Their power to touch people's
hearts really is something.
[09:57] Bavalois A
who lived in different worlds
than an ordinary girl like me.
[10:02] Kuroitsu
L-Lady Camula?
[10:02] Bavalois B
But now that we're here,
it's the same as it always was.
[10:04] Kuroitsu
What are you doing here?!
[10:08] Camula
You've got the wrong person!
[10:12] Kuroitsu
You're not convincing anyone like that!
[10:15] Kuroitsu
Really, you don't have to run away.
[10:17] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula... you like idols?
[10:19] Camula
Certainly not!
[10:22] Bavalois A
Now for our next song!
[10:25] Bavalois A
This song was all we had back in
our early days after our debut.
[10:27] Bavalois A
It really means a lot to us!
[10:29] Bavalois B
Back then, the idea of singing in front of
this many people really was like a dream.
[10:35] Bavalois A
For the miracle that brought us here...
[10:37] Bavalois B
...and for those of you who
backed us all the way...
[10:40] A&B
Please listen... to "Kimidrome"!
[10:54] Camula
Sublime...
[10:55] Kuroitsu
That good?!
[11:00] Camula
I've been buying their merchandise
since their debut,
[11:02] Camula
but it was my first time
at one of their concerts.
[11:05] Camula
I refrained at first,
because it seemed inappropriate
[11:07] Camula
for an evil organization's executive
to lose her mind at an idol concert.
[11:11] Camula
But when you started talking about
making more versatile monsters,
[11:15] Camula
I thought I'd come and see if it felt right.
[11:18] Kuroitsu
Honestly, there's nothing wrong with that.
[11:21] Kuroitsu
Even monsters need to live their lives.
[11:28] Camula
Seeing them live for the first time,
[11:30] Camula
and thinking about all they've been through,
[11:32] Camula
I just...
[11:48] Camula
Forgive me for losing
my composure, Kuroitsu.
[11:53] Kuroitsu
Really, it's no problem at all.
[11:56] Kuroitsu
I don't know a lot about idols,
so I hope you'll teach me all about them.
[11:59] Camula
Really?!
[12:01] Camula
No problem! I have all their albums,
including first and alternate editions!
[12:05] Camula
I've got DVDs, Blu-rays, and even UHDs!
[12:09] Kuroitsu
Like a young enthusiast first
meeting a kindred spirit...
[12:12] Camula
I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell
the others in the organization.
[12:16] Kuroitsu
Of course I won't.
[12:17] Kuroitsu
Well, see you tomorrow.
[12:32] Doctor
This is such a big help, Miss Kuroitsu!
[12:35] Doctor
How'd you get those pluripotent cells?
[12:39] Kuroitsu
I promised never to tell.
SIGN AQUATIC MONSTER
[12:53] sign
m 58 99 l 60 147 251 147 250 122 243 115 240 98
SIGN A prototype model for an amphibious monster. Its prototype
status means its only ability is the ability to fight underwater.
Its worsening state of health is a result of its own poor
lifestyle habits.
[12:53] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN UNDERWATER BREATHING
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[12:56] kid
Mama! Hurry! Hurry!
[13:01] Akashic
Look, Wolfie girl!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[13:03] Akashic
So many shops!
[13:04] Wolf-F
Just a moment, Great Leader!
[13:05] Wolf-F
We've gotta make a plan of
action for these things!
[13:10] Kuroitsu
No running, you two!
[13:13] Kuroitsu
I feel like I'm escorting
little cousins or something.
[13:18] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
A routine inspection?
[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor
Yes.
[13:20] (Flashback) Doctor
Maintenance for the monsters who
work at the amusement park
[13:23] (Flashback) Doctor
run by Agastia's front company.
[13:26] (Flashback) Doctor
Would you mind doing it
for us, Miss Kuroitsu?
[13:28] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
Sure thing.
[13:30] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
I'd like to see how Cannon
and Hydra are doing, anyway.
[13:32] (Flashback) Doctor
You can leave when you're done.
[13:35] (Flashback) Doctor
Or you can hang out a while first.
[13:37] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
I think I'm a little old for amusement parks.
[13:40] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
And it would be a little awkward
playing around on my own.
[13:48] Kuroitsu
I mean, we really didn't
come here to play around.
[13:48] Wolf-F
It's perfect on you, Great Leader!
[13:49] Akashic
I know, right?
[13:51] Wolf-F
We know! Great Leader and I are here
to inspect the amusement park!
[13:55] Akashic
Yes! We need to make sure the
attractions are running right!
[13:58] Akashic
It's important work!
[13:59] Kuroitsu
Yes, I suppose.
[14:01] Kuroitsu
But remember, you can't put
purchases on the company tab.
[14:04] A&W-F
Okay!
[14:16] A&W-F
This rocks!
[14:18] Akashic
There are still lots more
checks to do, Wolfie girl!
[14:21] Wolf-F
Oh, right... Great Leader...
[14:23] Wolf-F
I'd really like you to treat me as a man.
[14:26] Wolf-F
I'm not really fond of the "Wolfie girl" thing.
[14:29] Akashic
But you're kind of a girl and a boy...
[14:32] Akashic
Wolfie boygirl?
[14:35] Wolf-F
"Girl" is fine.
[14:38] Cannon
Have fun!
[14:38] kid
Thanks, big birdie!
[14:40] Kuroitsu
Are you feeling all right, Cannon?
[14:44] Cannon
Yes, all is well!
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
[14:46] Cannon
I'm in fine feather today!
[14:48] Cannon
What else would you expect... from a bird?!
[14:50] Three
Gross. Did you really just
tell a lame-ass dad joke?
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
[14:53] One
All is well? It's the opposite of well!
[14:56] Two
Indeed! What kind of louse spends all his
time with someone, but never holds her hand?
[15:01] Three
Only a real asshole refuses
to make a move after getting
[15:04] Three
a handmade lunch and hand-baked cookies!
[15:06] One
Look at this gutless piece of crap!
[15:08] Four
But Cannon's just so innocent.
[15:13] Kuroitsu
I guess all's well here, huh?
[15:15] Akashic
Look, Wolfie girl!
[15:17] Akashic
Aren't those fancy balloons just the cutest?
[15:20] sign
Remaining Today: 1
[15:20] Wolf-F
And it's the last one they've got.
[15:22] Wolf-F
Let's buy it.
[15:23] Akashic
All right! Let's go!
[15:25] sign
Remaining Today: 1
[15:26] wolf-F
I'll take that one.
[15:29] girlA
Mommy! Mommy! Buy me a balloon!
[15:32] mom
I can't, dear. She's getting the last one.
[15:35] girlA
But... I want a balloon...
[15:42] Wolf-F
Great Leader, should I...
[15:44] Akashic
Ignore her.
[15:46] Akashic
Buy it at once, Wolfie girl.
[15:46] mom
There's nothing we can do.
[15:48] girlA
But...
[15:50] Akashic
Limited resources should go to the powerful
[15:54] Akashic
who can use them to their fullest potential.
[15:57] Akashic
This is the principle behind our conquest.
[16:10] mom
Thank you!
[16:10] girlA
Thanks for the balloon!
[16:13] Wolf-F
Can't say no to a little
kid, huh, Great Leader?
[16:15] Akashic
I grew tired of it once I had it in my grasp.
[16:21] Sahuagin
Well, I've had the gallstones forever,
SIGN Aquatic Monster
Sahuagin
[16:24] Sahuagin
but lately I've gotten an ulcer, too.
[16:26] Kuroitsu
Your physical specs seem fine,
[16:29] Kuroitsu
but I'm sorry to hear you haven't
been feeling well, Sahuagin.
[16:32] Sahuagin
My job at this attraction is to leap from
the water and pretend to attack people.
[16:38] Sahuagin
But a little while ago,
I made eye contact with a kid,
[16:42] Sahuagin
and she started bawling her eyes out.
[16:43] dad
It's okay! It's okay!
[16:44] Kuroitsu
Oh, dear...
[16:45] Kuroitsu
That might be a little scary for a kid.
[16:47] Sahuagin
I've tried to avoid eye contact
as much as I can since then,
[16:52] Sahuagin
but it's got me a little depressed.
[16:53] Kuroitsu
You might need psychosomatic treatment
more than you need maintenance.
[16:59] Wolf-F
Great Leader! I got 'em!
[17:02] Wolf-F
Huh? She still in the bathroom or something?
[17:06] White
Eh?
[17:08] White
Watch where you're going, you little brat!
[17:10] White
You made me drop my
limited-edition mint caramel!
[17:14] White
Well? What've you got to say for yourself?
[17:25] Wolf-F
Here.
[17:29] girlA
Thanks, miss!
[17:31] Wolf-F
"Mister," if you please!
[17:34] White
Hey, you little bitch!
[17:36] White
You don't use a grown man
as a stepping stone!
[17:39] Wolf-F
Yeah, you're a real "grown man,"
bullying a little kid.
[17:43] Wolf-F
You're a real piece of work.
[17:45] White
Hang on. Are you a monster?
[17:48] White
I was told not to attack humans,
[17:51] White
but I can attack monsters no problem!
SIGN Secret Society: Black Lore
Monster White Alligator
[17:57] Wolf-F
A monster?
[17:58] Wolf-F
But not from Agastia...
[18:00] Wolf-F
From a different organization!
[18:02] White
I am the mighty White Alligator
from Secret Society: Black Lore!
[18:06] White
I'll bring you to your knees!
[18:15] Wolf-F
What a slowpoke!
[18:16] White
C-Curse you...
[18:25] Wolf-F
That's a dirty little trick...
[18:28] White
You pathetic little wolf-girl!
[18:30] White
A real monster does
whatever it takes to win!
[18:33] Wolf-F
Put the girl down, man!
[18:35] White
Feel free to fight back... if you
don't care what happens to her!
[18:43] White
I'll fill you full of holes,
like a chocolate crunch!
[18:49] White
Look at you now!
[18:51] White
I'll tear the flesh from your bones!
[18:53] Akashic
Excuse me.
[18:55] White
What do you want?
[18:57] Akashic
One, two...
[19:07] Wolf-F
Great Leader!
[19:09] Akashic
You okay, Wolfie girl?
[19:11] Wolf-F
Boy, you sure saved my butt!
[19:13] Wolf-F
You really are the strongest in Agastia!
[19:17] Akashic
Just glad it's all okay!
[19:19] Doctor
This is not okay!
[19:21] Doctor
I've gotta regenerate him at once!
[19:23] Doctor
This is gonna be a serious
interorganizational issue.
[19:26] Cannon
Is this enough parts to fix him?
[19:30] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy, can't you remember
how he used to look?
[19:33] Wolf-F
Was it two alligators... or three?
[19:38] One
Who cares how many there were?
[19:40] Three
Who's gonna say no to extra alligators?
[19:42] Hydra
It's more fun to have a big family!
[19:45] Kuroitsu
No!
[19:47] Kuroitsu
We have to get him back to
normal and hide what happened,
[19:49] Kuroitsu
or we'll have an interorganizational
conflict on our hands!
[19:56] Akashic
It's all their fault anyway!
SIGN Incoming Call
SIGN Matsuyama - Danger
SIGN Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?
[20:26] Mizuki
"Are you free tomorrow, Miss Mizuki?"
[20:29] Mizuki
Well, I am... but not for you.
[20:33] Mizuki
"We've got a pretty good gig coming up."
[20:35] Mizuki
It's definitely going to be awful.
SIGN This one's close by. In Tokyo. No van commute required.
[20:38] Mizuki
"This one's close by. In Tokyo.
No van commute required."
[20:42] Mizuki
No way. Not falling for that one again!
SIGN Liability and health insurance both provided
[20:44] Mizuki
"Liability and health
insurance both provided!"
[20:46] Mizuki
I don't care! I don't like these jobs!
SIGN Great pay, and totally under the table...
[20:49] Mizuki
"Great pay, and totally under the table!"
[20:52] Mizuki
She's talking about tax evasion! No way!
[20:55] Mizuki
"I sure would love to have you, Miss Mizuki!
It's such a sausage fest over here..."
[20:59] Mizuki
I mean, it's pretty weird that you're
doing it at all, Miss Matsuyama.
[21:02] Mizuki
"I don't have any other friends."
[21:05] Mizuki
I don't have any either, but...
SIGN I was so glad to meet you in Tokyo that first time
[21:08] Mizuki
"I was so glad to meet you
in Tokyo that first time."
[21:13] Mizuki
What in the world...
[21:15] Mizuki
"It's really rough work,
but I like doing it with you."
[21:19] Mizuki
Hey, come on...
SIGN Tofu
[21:21] Mizuki
"I sure hope you're free tomorrow..."
[21:24] Mizuki
"I want to see you..."
[21:26] Mizuki
"Let's meet up..."
[21:29] Edorangers
Thriving Business...
[21:32] Edoranger
Edoranger!
SIGN Thriving Business
Edoranger
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Thriving Business
Edoranger
SIGN Thriving Business Edoranger
(Edogawa Ward Shopping Street Association)
SIGN Theme of Thriving Business Edoranger
"Thriving Business Edoranger"
Lyrics by: Yuki Eicho Music by: Shuki Nemoto, Yanhe Lai Mixing by: Shuki Nemoto
Mix: Shuki Nemoto Vocal: Yuki Sasaki
Guitar: Kota Sumitomo, Shuki Nemoto Engineer: Hiroaki Yokoshima
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[23:05] Edo Gold
Abundant Hospitality!
[23:09] Matsuyama
All right! We'll crush you now!
[23:12] Matsuyama
Closing up shop!
[23:13] Combatant
Shutter! Shutter!
[23:14] Muichimon
Now...
SIGN Dead Broke
[23:16] Muichimon
Business is closed for the day.
[23:19] Combatant
Shutter!
SIGN Big Seller
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
"Saved by a Smile from the Deadly
Price Typically Extracted."
SIGN Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon
E5 - Saved by a Smile from the Deadly Price Typically Extracted through Deals with Monsters That Dwell in the Deep like a True Ring of Solomon
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Seikoh Senoo
[00:05] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:08] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:20] Arachne
Oh?
[00:21] Arachne
To reach the alternate world campaign citadel
that I wove between dimensions is no easy feat.
SIGN Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
[00:29] Arachne
And this little guest is not even
one of our hated hero rivals...
[00:32] Arachne
It's one of our own.
[00:35] Arachne
How very amusing!
[00:38] Arachne
What brings you here, then?
[00:40] Kuroitsu
Your stamp...
[00:43] Kuroitsu
I've come here to get your
stamp on these documents!
SIGN — Episode 5 —
Saved by a Smile from the
Deadly Price Typically Extracted
through Deals with Monsters
That Dwell in the Deep like a
True Ring of Solomon
[02:21] Kuroitsu
Our request for new equipment
finally went through, Doctor!
[02:25] Doctor
Yes! The repeated submissions
paid off, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[02:30] Doctor
This will let us expand our
research to new materials!
[02:33] Doctor
And if we get results,
we might even get a staff boost!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[02:36] Wolf-F
Why the way, Doctor,
what's a whatever-approval form?
[02:41] Doctor
Oh, he did mention a
collective approval form.
[02:46] Doctor
Crap.
[02:48] Doctor
Of course. We have to get that, too.
[02:51] Doctor
A stamp of approval from
each of the executives...
[02:55] Kuroitsu
Hey, that's no big deal.
Wolfie boy and I can split the job.
[03:00] Kuroitsu
We already have Lord Megistus's approval,
[03:03] Kuroitsu
so it's just a formality, right?
[03:04] Doctor
Well... I hope so.
[03:10] Camula
New equipment, eh?
[03:12] Camula
I have no personal objections to it.
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
[03:14] Camula
But I admit to being wary of
anything you bring before me.
[03:17] Kuroitsu
Oh, don't be like that!
[03:18] Kuroitsu
We're friends, aren't we, Lady Camula?
[03:22] Camula
Very well.
[03:26] Camula
But we really should change up
this inefficient nonsense soon.
[03:31] Kuroitsu
Inefficient? How so?
[03:35] Camula
Kuroitsu, are you aware of what it means
[03:38] Camula
to seek out all of the executives?
[03:45] Wolf-F
He's here, but he's not?
[03:47] Assistant
You're here for Lord Eldridge, right?
[03:50] Assistant
He's planning right now.
[03:52] Wolf-F
"Planning"?
[03:54] Narrator
Scientific Advisor Executive Eldridge
possesses a truly startling ability.
SIGN Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
[04:00] Narrator
This ability, known as
the Philadelphia Plan,
[04:03] Narrator
allows him to make himself
completely undetectable
[04:05] Narrator
to denizens of our plane of existence.
[04:09] Assistant
Lord Eldridge is doing sustained
testing of his ability,
[04:14] Assistant
so it can be difficult to get
in touch with him at times.
[04:17] Assistant
Oh, maybe now...
[04:19] Wolf-F
Lord Eldridge! Will you please...
[04:24] Wolf-F
How long will he be at this?
[04:27] Assistant
His previous record was a week,
[04:30] Assistant
but it varies, so...
[04:34] Kuroitsu
Excuse me. Have you seen this person?
[04:37] Kuroitsu
I believe he has a stronghold nearby.
[04:40] lady
My, what a curious character!
[04:43] Shige
Afraid I haven't seen him.
[04:46] lady
Shige dear, didn't you see a great creature
flying off toward that mountain?
[04:50] Shige
Oh, yes.
[04:54] Kuroitsu
Why are executives so insistent on
having their own personal lairs?
[05:00] Narrator
Curse Dragon Executive Fáfnir guards a special
treasure that puts a curse on its owner.
SIGN Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
[05:07] Narrator
Because of this, his lair lies deep in the
mountains, away from human settlements.
[05:27] Wolf-F
I was able to pull your surveillance
station's location from HQ,
[05:30] Wolf-F
but I didn't expect it to be this far down.
SIGN Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
[05:34] Kraken
Your ability to dive so
deep without equipment
[05:37] Kraken
proves to me that you're a monster.
[05:40] Kraken
But what proof do I have that
you're an Agastia monster?
[05:44] Wolf-F
Actually, I just need your stamp on this—
[05:46] Kraken
I, Kraken, pride myself on my status
as Agastia's most cautious monster.
[05:53] Kraken
That is why they placed me in
charge of this observatory.
[05:59] Kraken
I will now investigate you... thoroughly.
[06:06] Wolf-F
D-Don't tell me...
[06:08] Wolf-F
No!
[06:12] Kraken
Please fill out your name,
address, age, blood type,
[06:17] Kraken
ID number, and production code,
[06:20] Kraken
as well as favorite sayings,
least favorite foods,
[06:23] Kraken
first CD ever bought, personal motto,
[06:26] Kraken
preference in a partner, favorite magazine,
[06:29] Kraken
and which foot you use first
to step into the bath.
[06:34] Wolf-F
Uh?
[06:35] Kraken
I'll cross-check the information with
headquarters and verify your identity.
[06:39] Kraken
Only then will we discuss work.
[06:42] Wolf-F
Um... could you at least
let me get changed first?
[06:47] Narrator
He received the approval
stamp two days later.
[06:59] Jaguar
You've fought your way through
my impregnable Jaguar Base
[07:03] Jaguar
and reached me at last, Kuroitsu!
[07:07] Jaguar
Your physical prowess is
impressive... for a human.
SIGN Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
[07:12] Jaguar
You have my foremost appreciation!
[07:15] Kuroitsu
Well, thanks...
[07:17] Kuroitsu
But that language really
isn't acceptable nowadays.
[07:20] Jaguar
What, really?!
[07:22] Jaguar
Sorry!
[07:24] Jaguar
But don't expect to receive
my stamp so easily.
[07:28] Jaguar
If you can land a single blow against me,
[07:31] Jaguar
then I shall grant my approval to your form!
[07:33] Kuroitsu
Very well.
[07:35] Kuroitsu
I've got a lot of stress built
up that I'm ready to vent.
[07:42] Kuroitsu
But if I defeat you, Lord Jaguar...
[07:44] Kuroitsu
Grant me an executive's seat!
[07:47] Jaguar
You'll have to defeat me first!
[07:49] Kuroitsu
Prepare yourself!
[08:00] Uncle
I prepared this just for you.
[08:03] Uncle
The champagne even matches your hair.
[08:06] Wolf-F
Um, all I need is your stamp, actually.
[08:10] Uncle
No need to rush, now.
[08:13] Uncle
I reserved the entire restaurant for
these private moments with you...
[08:18] Uncle
Miss Bete.
[08:19] Wolf-F
"Miss Bete"?
[08:21] Wolf-F
You're a well-connected guy.
You've gotta know my history!
[08:25] Uncle
Oh, I'm well aware.
SIGN Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
[08:28] Uncle
Should it bother me?
[08:30] Wolf-F
Okay, I get it.
[08:32] Wolf-F
You've got "long-ranging"...
[08:33] Wolf-F
Or I guess, wide-ranging interests?
[08:36] Wolf-F
I've heard all the rumors.
[08:38] Wolf-F
You've had conquests among
all the female monsters.
[08:42] Uncle
Oh.
[08:43] Uncle
You mean... like this?
[08:49] Wolf-F
He barely touched me,
but suddenly I can't move!
[08:54] Uncle
The muscular system is
highly interconnected, you see.
[08:57] Uncle
And in man-made beings like monsters,
it's even easier to control.
[09:04] Wolf-F
Crud... if this keeps up, I...
[09:14] Uncle
How do you feel?
[09:15] Uncle
Did that remove a bit of your stress?
[09:18] Wolf-F
Hey... my joints do feel a lot looser!
[09:24] Uncle
It seems you've become one of my conquests.
[09:29] Uncle
And I've stamped your form, as well.
[09:31] Wolf-F
Lord Uncle! Thank you so much!
[09:35] Uncle
Please. No need to thank me.
[09:38] Wolf-F
But you also freaking pissed me off,
so is it all right if I pop you one?
[09:44] Uncle
Women frequently tell me that.
[09:46] Uncle
But only one.
[09:48] Wolf-F
All right!
[09:51] Uncle
Truly, women are a difficult breed!
SIGN Collective Approval Form
SIGN Collective Approval Form
SIGN Collective Approval Form
[10:01] Kuroitsu
It's done!
[10:03] Wolf-F
We got all the stamps!
[10:05] Kuroitsu
Ow, ow, ow...
[10:08] Wolf-F
You okay, Miss Kuroitsu?
[10:10] Kuroitsu
I'll give Lord Jaguar one thing:
he doesn't hold back.
[10:14] Kuroitsu
But I'll get a rematch some day!
[10:16] Kuroitsu
You okay, Wolfie boy?
[10:18] Kuroitsu
Lord Uncle didn't take
advantage of you, did he?
[10:21] Wolf-F
H-Hell no!
[10:22] Doctor
Great work, you two!
[10:24] Doctor
But no more stamp rallies for us, right?
[10:27] Wolf-F
Freakin' seriously!
[10:32] Kuroitsu
Yes? Monster Development Department.
[10:35] GA
This is General Affairs.
[10:37] GA
Glad to talk to you.
[10:40] Kuroitsu
Glad to talk to you, too.
[10:42] GA
We checked over the paperwork
you filed earlier,
[10:45] GA
and we noticed that two of the stamps
you submitted weren't approval stamps,
[10:49] GA
and one had the wrong year on it.
[10:52] GA
Could you resubmit the forms, please?
[10:59] both
Hell no!
[10:59] both
Hell no!
[11:05] Narrator
This became the impetus for Agastia's
project approval forms going all-digital.
SIGN COSMIC FELINE MONSTER, MEW
[11:10] sign
m 57 101 l 242 100 258 121 249 137 259 143 259 159 57 160
SIGN Black Lore's flagship model monster, created with cutting-edge
technology and a generous budget. Her hobby is to tease
flustered and unconfident young people and observe the
changes in their mental state, but her creator insists that
wasn't part of her concept.
[11:10] sign
m 60 203 l 238 202 239 223 60 223
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN FIRES PRETTY DARN AWESOME BEAMS, MEW
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
SIGN STRONG, MEW
SIGN AWESOME, MEW
WANNA SEE, MEW...?
SIGN FAST, MEW
SIGN MWAHAHA
SIGN SOFT, MEW
SIGN TOTALLY NOT
CHEAP, MEW
[11:13] Mizuki
Please take one!
[11:15] Mizuki
Please take one!
[11:17] Mizuki
Please take one!
[11:19] Mizuki
Please...
[11:23] Mizuki
Come on, guys... You can take
a tissue pack, can't you?
[11:27] Mizuki
At least a hero would've given me a
punch in the face for my trouble.
SIGN We'll buy up all your old memories!!!
[11:30] Mizuki
Please take one!
[11:44] Wolf-F
I'm back.
[11:52] Wolf-F
Who's this guy?
[11:54] Kuroitsu
Welcome back, Wolfie boy.
[11:56] Kuroitsu
We're about to have a visitor,
so you'll want to get ready.
[11:59] Wolf-F
A visitor?
[12:00] Wolf-F
And it's not this du—uh, this gentleman?
[12:04] Kuroitsu
Actually, that's the doctor.
[12:16] Wolf-F
Why's he such a pretty boy type?!
[12:18] Wolf-F
It's kinda pissin' me off!
[12:20] Kuroitsu
Not fair, is it?
[12:22] Kuroitsu
Keeping looks like that hidden all day...
[12:26] Doctor
This is a lot to say to a guy's face, you two.
[12:30] Wolf-F
So what's got you lookin' like that today?
[12:34] Doctor
I can't exactly wear my AR goggles
when we're meeting a guest.
[12:42] Wolf-F
Who's there?!
[12:46] Wolf-F
Who the hell are you?
[12:48] Koharu
I've graced you with my presence.
[12:51] Koharu
But what a disappointing welcome, Agastia!
SIGN Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department
Head of Research Koharu Hoen
[12:54] Koharu
We are Secret Society: Black Lore!
[12:58] Koharu
The future of world domination is ours!
[13:02] Koharu
Bow before me, miserable swine!
[13:05] Kuroitsu
It's so good to have you, Dr. Hoen.
[13:08] Kuroitsu
I'm Kuroitsu, development assistant
and combat supervisor.
[13:14] Doctor
And I'm the doctor here, Sadamaki.
[13:17] Elbucky
Doctor! Your intro totally bombed there, mew!
[13:20] Elbucky
What a professional failure, mew!
[13:24] Elbucky
Hey, little wolf girl!
Sorry 'bout that, mew!
[13:27] Elbucky
I didn't wanna do it, but the doctor made me
rehearse her intro with her three times, so—
SIGN Cosmic Feline Monster
Elbucky
[13:32] Koharu
Be quiet, Bucky!
[13:34] Koharu
No self-respecting evil organization
goes through polite introductions!
[13:38] Koharu
I am Dr. Koharu Hoen of Black Lore.
[13:42] Koharu
Remember that name.
[13:43] Elbucky
And I'm Elbucky, mew!
[13:45] Elbucky
Nice ta meetcha, mew!
[13:47] Wolf-F
Isn't Black Lore...
[13:50] (Flashback) White
I am the mighty White Alligator
from Secret Society: Black Lore!
[13:54] Wolf-F
You're the guys who made
that alligator jerk!
[13:56] Wolf-F
But we brought him back to life and—
[13:58] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy! Let's not say
any more than we have to.
[14:02] Kuroitsu
Nothing we might regret, you know?
[14:06] Koharu
Did you really think you
could put one over on us?
[14:10] Koharu
You may have toyed with his memory,
[14:11] Koharu
but your deceit became obvious
with a moment's investigation!
[14:13] Wolf-F
So, what? You're here to apologize?
[14:17] Elbucky
Nah, mew.
[14:18] Elbucky
We couldn't report to the higher-ups
[14:20] Elbucky
that he picked a fight with a rival
organization and got torn to shreds, mew.
[14:23] Elbucky
We came to get our stories straight, mew.
[14:26] Koharu
Precisely.
[14:28] Koharu
It's in our interest to save face, as well.
[14:31] Koharu
And...
[14:32] Koharu
It has been some time, Sadamaki.
[14:35] Doctor
Oh, yeah.
[14:36] Doctor
Since the meetup last year, right?
[14:38] Kuroitsu
What? Do you two know each other?
[14:41] Koharu
Of course we do. We were classmates.
[14:47] Kuroitsu
Classmates with the doctor...
[14:49] Kuroitsu
You're older than me?
[14:50] Koharu
I find that reaction extremely offensive!
[14:53] Koharu
Agastia Monster Development Department...
[14:56] Koharu
You may have had your way
with one of our monsters...
[15:00] Koharu
But don't let that go to your heads!
[15:03] Koharu
Allow me to announce my creation, Elbucky!
[15:09] Koharu
Advanced physical abilities
for close-range combat!
[15:14] Koharu
Eye beams for long-range combat!
[15:21] Koharu
A flawless masterpiece made
with the utmost care,
[15:24] Koharu
from artificial organs to
artificial nervous system!
[15:28] Koharu
Now I'll show you what she can do!
[15:31] Koharu
Take them, Bucky!
[15:34] Elbucky
I'm not really feelin' it, mew.
[15:37] Elbucky
Right, li'l wolf?
[15:39] Wolf-F
G-Get offa me!
[15:41] Elbucky
Play nice, mew!
[15:46] Elbucky
The tension in the body...
The aversion of the eyes...
[15:50] Elbucky
I thought this was a girl, but...
[15:53] Elbucky
It must be...
[15:54] Narrator
Cosmic Feline Monster Elbucky
is Black Lore's flagship model,
[15:59] Narrator
with superior specs, but...
[16:01] Narrator
a highly problematic disposition.
[16:04] Elbucky
He's a virgin boy!
[16:06] Elbucky
What's your name? Age? Preference
in a partner? Favorite magazine?
[16:10] Elbucky
Which foot do you use first
to step into the bath?!
[16:14] Wolf-F
What's with her?
[16:15] Wolf-F
Her whole vibe's totally changed!
[16:17] Koharu
Take this seriously already!
[16:19] Doctor
Did you just come here to
brag about your monster?
[16:23] Koharu
I certainly did.
[16:25] Koharu
After all, Black Lore and Agastia operate...
[16:28] Koharu
on completely different scales!
[16:29] Koharu
With completely different budgets!
[16:31] Koharu
With completely different ambitions!
[16:34] Koharu
No matter how talented you might be,
you can never beat me!
[16:38] Elbucky
Dr. Sadamaki beat her in
every test back in school.
[16:43] Elbucky
Some women just can't drop all
that baggage from their youth, mew.
[16:48] Koharu
Don't go feeding them personal information!
[16:50] Koharu
It's a violation of our code of conduct!
[16:53] Elbucky
Monsters are product, mew.
[16:56] Elbucky
Personnel rules don't apply to us, mew.
[16:58] Kuroitsu
I see...
[16:59] Kuroitsu
So you're a bit like rivals.
[17:02] Kuroitsu
That's kind of neat!
[17:04] Koharu
R-Rival? You insult me!
[17:07] Koharu
I'm the more talented by far!
SIGN Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department Head Researcher
[17:11] Koharu
After all, I'm not merely a doctor
in my development department.
[17:15] Koharu
I'm the* head researcher*!
[17:18] Kuroitsu
Head?!
[17:19] Elbucky
Obsessing over titles is
such a bad look, mew.
[17:24] Kuroitsu
The finest Dong Ding Oolong tea and our
prized traditional Japanese sweets set.
[17:29] Kuroitsu
I hope you enjoy them!
[17:31] Koharu
My!
[17:32] Doctor
I don't care about your title, myself.
[17:35] Doctor
It's clear from your monsters that
you've really come a long way.
[17:41] Doctor
You've always been talented, Miss Hoen.
SIGN Hoen really sucks, huh?
SIGN Totally lol
SIGN Sooo stuck up
SIGN She thinks she's
better than everyone
SIGN lol screw her
SIGN No wonder she's always alone
SIGN Duh, she has no friends
SIGN She thinks she's
better than everyone
[17:51] Classmate A
She's always on her own, right?
[17:53] (Flashback) Doctor
You're far more talented than any of them.
[17:54] Classmate B
Totally. Want to try to talk to her?
[18:01] (Flashback) Doctor
Don't let it bother you.
[18:03] (Flashback) Doctor
Once you're out of school,
it'll all become clear.
[18:13] Koharu
How kind of you to notice.
[18:15] Koharu
There's not a single respect
in which I could lose to you!
[18:19] Camula
Hey, Development Department.
[18:21] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula?
[18:23] Camula
It's Premium Friday.
[18:27] Camula
Get going by the deadline, okay?
[18:29] Kuroitsu
Yes, Lady Camula.
[18:31] Koharu
P-P-P...
[18:33] Koharu
Premium Friday?
[18:35] Koharu
What system is that? You invoke its
name as if it were an ancient spell.
[18:41] Narrator
Premium Friday is a campaign
[18:43] Narrator
proposed by the political and economic
worlds to stimulate consumer spending.
[18:48] Narrator
Workers may leave early on the last Friday
of each month to live a more enriching life.
[18:55] Kuroitsu
Agastia still enforces it, as long
as it doesn't affect our work.
[19:00] Kuroitsu
And we're flexible about our shifts
to make sure everyone gets time off.
[19:03] Koharu
It can't be true.
[19:05] Koharu
The value of one's work is based
on how much overtime one takes.
[19:12] Kuroitsu
We're actually pretty respectable
about that kind of thing here, huh?
[19:15] Doctor
Yeah. And if we do get stuck with
overtime, we're paid appropriately.
[19:20] Doctor
Paid vacation requests
usually get granted, too.
[19:22] Koharu
What?
[19:24] Koharu
Black Lore forbids the use of paid vacation.
[19:29] Koharu
When we work overtime, we're supposed to
punch our time card at the usual time.
[19:32] Koharu
Then, so as to avoid outside criticism,
[19:35] Koharu
we use a secret underground
tunnel when we do leave.
[19:40] Koharu
Isn't that our duty as professionals?
[19:43] Kuroitsu
Oh, right.
[19:45] Kuroitsu
I've heard rumors that Black Lore
has huge employee turnover,
[19:48] Kuroitsu
and quite a few of its employees
have died from overwork.
[19:51] Doctor
One of those "black companies"
you hear about, eh?
[20:01] Koharu
That... That can't be true!
[20:04] Koharu
Black Lore is a large and
marvelous organization!
[20:07] Koharu
Working for them makes me
one of life's winners!
[20:11] Koharu
As long as I remain loyal
to my organization,
[20:14] Koharu
victory will always be mine...
[20:17] Koharu
It is trust in the organization
[20:20] Koharu
that will pave the way to my future!
[20:25] Kuroitsu
U-Um... are you okay?
[20:28] Koharu
Y-Yes.
[20:30] Koharu
We're leaving, Bucky!
[20:33] Koharu
Premium Friday...
[20:35] Koharu
Don't go thinking that's enough to beat me!
[20:38] Elbucky
Mew!
[20:42] Narrator
And then, the next day...
[20:46] Koharu
Kuroitsu, everything you
heard was a false rumor!
[20:50] Koharu
Our president told me over and
over with a beaming smile
[20:52] Koharu
that working hard is our duty!
[20:55] Koharu
So I wasn't wrong at all!
[21:01] Narrator
Those who join a company right out of school
frequently pretend not to see its faults.
[21:11] Mavel
Spirit Link!
[21:15] Matsuyama
Let's get going!
[21:17] Mizuki
Oga!
[21:18] Mavel
With the power of the dragon within me,
I slay evil with a righteous heart!
[21:23] Mavel
The God of Blue Dragon, Mavel, stands before you!
SIGN God of Blue Dragon
Mavel
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN God of Blue Dragon
Mavel
SIGN God of Blue Dragon Mavel
(Character Creation Office WoM-BoX)
SIGN Theme of God of Blue Dragon Mavel
Release It! God of Blue Dragon Mavel
Artist: Magma
Lyrics/Music by: Hideaki Miake
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[23:01] Matsuyama
Oga!
[23:05] Mavel
Ow!
[23:06] Mizuki
I hit him?!
[23:07] Mavel
That doesn't hurt!
[23:09] Mavel
Take that!
[23:12] Mavel
God of Blue Dragon Purifying
Blade: Mavel Katana!
[23:15] Mavel
Let's make this a fair fight!
[23:18] Mavel
Come at me!
[23:18] Mizuki
It's okay... I knew what I was getting into.
[23:22] Mavel
Evil God banished!
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
"An Unsophisticated Soul
Tormented by Powers Unseen."
SIGN An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest as a Malevolent Beast
E6 - An Unsophisticated Soul Tormented by Powers Unseen Succumbs to Brimming Anger and Yearning to Manifest as a Malevolent Beast
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[00:02] Narrator
It is a horrifying ritual.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Hiroshi Tokoro
[00:06] Narrator
In its season, people go
into a frenzy of battle,
[00:09] Narrator
gathering their offerings, seizing them from
each other, and paying their tributes.
[00:15] Narrator
Some smile. Others weep.
[00:18] Narrator
The winners and losers
interweave in a mad dance
[00:20] Narrator
at a bizarre festival held
at this time every year.
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[00:27] Kenji
It's one of the worst things I've ever heard.
[00:30] Kenji
A friend of mine ended up
spending roughly 100,000 yen on
[00:33] Kenji
the exploitative practices
involved with that festival.
[00:36] Kuroitsu
Wait a minute.
[00:38] Kuroitsu
We are talking about
Valentine's Day, aren't we?
[00:43] Kenji
Yes, why?
[00:45] Kuroitsu
Is he talking about some
kind of event in an online game?
[00:51] Kuroitsu
Well, most people don't do real Valentine's
Day stuff unless they're in school.
[00:59] Kuroitsu
Maybe I can use this!
[01:02] Akashic
A Valentine's Day monster?
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[01:04] Akashic
Tell me more! It sounds super fun!
[01:06] Kuroitsu
Ma'am.
[01:07] Kuroitsu
I believe it would breathe
new life into our battle.
[01:10] Kuroitsu
Please consider it.
[01:12] Megistus
Wait a moment, Kuroitsu.
[01:14] Megistus
Agastia's monsters are traditionally
themed after folklore and legends.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[01:20] Megistus
Is there a Valentine's Day-related
legend appropriate for a monster?
[01:24] Kuroitsu
No, there isn't.
[01:26] Kuroitsu
But even online games set in fantasy
worlds have Valentine's Day events,
[01:31] Kuroitsu
and unrelated industries typically
have Valentine's Day sales,
[01:34] Kuroitsu
so I think you'll understand...
[01:37] Kuroitsu
The profitability of Valentine's
Day takes precedence over all!
[01:41] Megistus
Profitability?!
[01:44] executives
Are monsters... merchandise?
SIGN — Episode 6 —
An Unsophisticated Soul
Tormented by Powers Unseen
Succumbs to Brimming Anger
and Yearning to Manifest
as a Malevolent Beast
[03:23] Kuroitsu
The presentation went great, guys!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[03:25] Wolf-F
Really? That's awesome, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[03:28] Kuroitsu
Let's start development on
that Valentine's Day monster!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[03:32] Wolf-F
Yeah!
[03:34] Doctor
Miss Kuroitsu...
[03:34] Kuroitsu
I just can't wait!
[03:35] Wolf-F
Let's get this on the road!
[03:36] Doctor
You're finally walking that inevitable path.
[03:37] Kuroitsu
We'll make this great!
[03:38] Wolf-F
Yeah!
[03:38] Doctor
Limited-time monsters...
[03:38] Kuroitsu
Yeah!
[03:40] Doctor
You'll soon realize the horror that awaits you.
[03:45] Kuroitsu
I'd like it to look like the surface
is dripping with chocolate.
[03:50] Kuroitsu
But our budget, plus the potential
for spoilage, makes that tricky.
[03:54] Doctor
In that case...
[03:55] Doctor
What about using a
chocolate-colored polymer?
[04:00] Kuroitsu
Wouldn't we get in trouble for not using
chocolate in a chocolate monster?
[04:06] Doctor
What if we integrate a minimal amount, then?
[04:10] Doctor
Then we're technically not lying!
SIGN Name: Chocolate Monster
Ingredients:
SIGN Chocolate (Less than 1%)
Manufacturer: Agastia
SIGN Chocolate (Less than 1%)
Manufacturer: Agastia
[04:14] Kuroitsu
It'd feel a little like food fraud.
[04:18] Wolf-F
Well, it's not like anyone's
gonna eat the monster.
[04:21] Wolf-F
What's the big deal if we
don't use real chocolate?
[04:24] Akashic
Unacceptable!
[04:27] Akashic
You will not skimp on the chocolate!
[04:29] Akshic
Valentine's Day chocolate
is an expression of love!
[04:32] Kuroitsu
Lady Akashic?
[04:34] Akashic
You haven't made chocolate for anyone
in a while, have you, Kuro girl?
[04:38] Akashic
You can never make a proper chocolate
monster in your current state!
[04:44] Kuroitsu
That hit right where it hurts...
[04:45] Kuroitsu
It's not like I'm in school anymore!
[04:48] Kuroitsu
A woman my age making her own
chocolate feels kind of desperate!
[04:51] Kuroitsu
I think it would leave a worse impression!
[04:53] Wolf-F
No way, Miss Kuroitsu!
[04:56] Wolf-F
And you can give any kind
of chocolate you want.
[04:58] Wolf-F
Besides, she might give it to me!
[05:02] Akashic
You're in danger of losing
your maidenly hearts!
[05:05] Akashic
I'm putting you both through
chocolate boot camp!
[05:12] Wolf-F
Why do we need to wear skirts?!
[05:16] Kuroitsu
This is usually your job, Wolfie boy.
[05:19] Wolf-F
Why me?!
[05:23] Wolf-F
But... it looks pretty great
on you, Miss Kuroitsu.
[05:26] Wolf-F
You know... cute enough.
[05:29] Kuroitsu
Really?
[05:31] Kuroitsu
Hearing that from you kinda makes me blush!
[05:35] Akashic
Everyone ready?
[05:37] Akashic
First, picture someone you have a crush on.
[05:40] Akashic
As handsome a man as you want!
[05:44] Kuroitsu
If he's too handsome,
I might get self-conscious.
[05:47] Wolf-F
And I ain't into dudes.
[05:50] Akashic
Just do whatever, then!
[05:53] Akashic
First, you chop up the chocolate...
[05:57] Wolf-F
We're using store-bought stuff?
[05:59] Wolf-F
Is it really "handmade" if we
don't make it from "cocoa butter,
[06:02] Wolf-F
cacao mass, lecithin, trehalose,"
and all this other stuff?
[06:07] Akashic
Are you mocking me?
[06:10] Kuroitsu
Where would we even buy trehalose?
[06:18] Akashic
Just melt the chopped chocolate
over a hot water bath,
[06:21] Akashic
then pour it into the mold and let it chill.
[06:25] Wolf-F
If we're just melting and chilling it,
it's all the same stuff.
[06:27] Wolf-F
Why can't we just buy off the shelf?
[06:30] Akashic
I'm docking you one maiden point.
[06:34] Akashic
If you reach negative three maiden points,
[06:36] Akashic
I'll send you to the room of
maidenly heart conditioning.
[06:41] Wolf-F
Forgive me!
[06:42] Wolf-F
My conduct was unbecoming!
[06:46] Doctor
You okay, Miss Kuroitsu?
[06:48] Kuroitsu
On top of Lady Akashic's boot camp,
[06:51] Kuroitsu
I just can't find a way to balance budget needs
with the quality of the chocolate base.
[06:55] Doctor
You'd better pick a vendor fast,
or we won't make the deadline!
[07:01] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu! I found a great vendor!
[07:04] Kuroitsu
Really?
[07:08] Kuroitsu
Marukari Corporation?
[07:10] Kuroitsu
I've never heard of this company.
[07:13] Kuroitsu
But this is the quality level we need.
[07:15] Wolf-F
They use own special channels
for overseas importing,
[07:18] Wolf-F
and since the amount is small, they can
get us what we need on-budget.
[07:21] Kuroitsu
Great job, Wolfie boy!
[07:23] Kuroitsu
Let's get working on the new
client registration paperwork!
[07:26] Wolf-F
We should make it just in time!
SIGN Chocolate Monster
Melty
[07:49] Melty
I'll suffocate Blader with
my chocolate of love.
[07:54] Akashic
We did it!
[07:55] Akashic
Melty girl's all rolled out!
[07:59] Kuroitsu
We owe this to you, Lady Akashic!
[08:02] Kuroitsu
Without your boot camp of love,
[08:04] Kuroitsu
we'd have never gotten
Melty looking so good!
[08:09] Wolf-F
Yes? Monster Development Department...
[08:13] Kuroitsu
What's wrong, Wolfie boy?
[08:16] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu...
SIGN Tos TV
MARUKARI CORPORATION
EMERGENCY PRESS CONFERENCE
SIGN URGENT PRESS CONFERENCE
METAL FRAGMENTS FOUND IN MARUKARI CORPORATION CHOCOLATE
SIGN URGENT PRESS CONFERENCE
METAL FRAGMENTS FOUND IN MARUKARI CORPORATION CHOCOLATE
[08:19] Announcer
Marukari Corporation held a press conference
today regarding the foreign object incident.
[08:25] President
Regarding the finding of metal fragments
in our company's chocolate,
[08:30] President
we owe a sincere apology to our consumers
as well as all of our stakeholders.
[08:35] President
We are very sorry.
SIGN Caution! Flashing lights!
[08:38] Announcer
Marukari Corporation has issued a recall
of the chocolate in question,
[08:39] Kuroitsu
Well, it's not like anyone's actually eating it.
[08:42] Wolf-F
And we're sending her after Blader.
[08:42] Announcer
and will be inspecting their factories
for the source of the foreign objects,
[08:44] Akashic
And she's trying to kill him anyway.
[08:46] Megistus
Unacceptable!
[08:46] Announcer
as well as for gaps in supervision
that might have led to it.
[08:48] Kuroitsu
Lord Megistus?!
[08:50] Megistus
As an evil organization with a duty
to society, I cannot authorize this!
[08:54] Megistus
Chocolate Monster Melty is canceled!
[09:02] Melty
O-One minute, Lord Chief of Staff!
[09:05] Melty
Really, I'm fine!
[09:06] Melty
Even if I do contain foreign objects,
I can still fight!
[09:09] Megistus
We cannot release contaminated
food products to the public.
[09:13] Megistus
Our reputation is at stake!
[09:16] Kuroitsu
But, sir!
[09:17] Kuroitsu
The basic blueprint isn't the problem!
[09:20] Kuroitsu
If we swap out the base
material and regrow her—
[09:22] Doctor
You still haven't realized it, Miss Kuroitsu?
[09:25] Doctor
Even if we start regrowing her now,
SIGN Everything Half Off!
[09:28] Doctor
she won't be finished in
time for February 14th!
[09:31] Doctor
A chocolate monster appearing
after Valentine's Day...
[09:35] Doctor
It'll be patently obvious that
we just fell behind schedule!
[09:37] Doctor
If we send her at Blader in
that state, her failure is inevitable!
[09:42] Doctor
Their combat power halves the second
they're past their expiration date.
[09:45] Doctor
Such is the horror of the
limited-time monster!
[09:57] Wolf-F
It's over.
[09:59] Akashic
Not even maidenly love can triumph
over corporate compliance.
[10:03] Kuroitsu
It's not over yet!
[10:04] Kuroitsu
Even if the monster isn't finished in time,
[10:07] Kuroitsu
I refuse to let our battle be in vain!
[10:12] Narrator
And so February 14th—Valentine's Day—arrived.
[10:18] Blader
Divine Swordsman Blader is here!
[10:21] Blader
Wretched Agastia!
[10:22] Blader
What monster will you send at me this time?!
[10:33] Kuroitsu
This is the embodiment of
our love, blood, and tears!
SIGN Do not eat
[10:38] Narrator
Object name: Chocolate.
[10:40] Narrator
Contents: Handmade chocolate
created at boot camp,
[10:43] Narrator
a memorial photo taken with Melty,
[10:46] Narrator
and a scrap taken from Melty
that warns against eating it.
[10:50] Kuroitsu
This time next year, our Melty girl's
going to finish you once and for all!
[10:57] Kenji
What?
[11:03] Kenji
Heck yeah!
[11:05] Kenji
Yahoo!
[11:08] Narrator
It was the first chocolate he had
ever received for Valentine's Day.
SIGN CHOCOLATE MONSTER
[11:13] sign
m 56 98 l 57 149 214 153 244 127 240 98
SIGN Uses melting chocolate whose viscosity she can change
at will to restrain, crush, and suffocate the enemy.
Exceptionally powerful on Valentine's Day, but her battle
power drops severely after that.
[11:13] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN CONTROL OF CHOCOLATE
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[11:13] sign
m 414 322 l 579 322 579 331 414 331
SIGN ° Power, Speed, Endurance, and Cost Performance values
drop the day after Valentine's Day
[11:25] Dark
I am Great Leader Dark Crow
of the Bukuro Darkness Army.
[11:31] Matsuyama
I'm from the Death Staff Temp Agency.
[11:34] Matsuyama
It's a pleasure to work with you today.
[11:36] Dark
I appreciate your aid.
[11:37] Dark
We've been struggling to get
enough combatants lately.
[11:40] Matsuyama
We're hearing that a lot these days.
[11:42] Dark
Indeed.
[11:44] Dark
Many companies are struggling to hire
full-time combatants during a recession.
[11:48] Matsuyama
We've got plenty of veterans here,
so don't you worry.
[11:51] Matsuyama
We've done all kinds of gigs.
[11:54] Mizuki
I've seen a lot of these
people at previous gigs,
[11:57] Mizuki
so I can testify that they're veterans, but...
[12:01] Mizuki
People who can't hold a
normal conversation...
[12:02] Dark
While watching a movie the other day,
[12:03] Mizuki
People who only talk about gambling...
[12:04] Dark
I had a great idea for a new device that
would let us finally defeat those Bravery Owls
[12:05] Mizuki
People who admit to unsavory pasts...
[12:08] Mizuki
People who claim they make
money day-trading...
[12:09] Dark
that stand in the way of
our conquest of Ikebukuro!
[12:10] Mizuki
Senior citizens who definitely
shouldn't be doing this...
[12:12] Dark
I'd really like your help
to see that plan through!
[12:13] man
Hey, you free after this?
[12:14] man
Wanna grab a drink? Or maybe tomorrow!
[12:17] Mizuki
And people who will hit
on anything female...
[12:19] Dark
Let's make today their last!
[12:21] Mizuki
All the typical temp job stuff.
[12:23] Dark
Now, I'm counting on you all for
this upcoming fight with Toshimach!
[12:28] all
'Kay.
[12:30] Mizuki
We're never gonna win this!
[12:35] Red Mantle
Today's oath leader, proceed!
[12:37] Red Room
Good morning!
[12:39] Red Mantle
Louder, if you please!
[12:41] Red Room
Good morning!
[12:43] Red Room
It's a pleasure to be working
with you all again today!
SIGN Monster
Red Room
[12:46] Red Room
I am the monster Red Room!
[12:48] Red Room
While shopping at the convenience
store the other day, I noticed
SIGN Oden
[12:51] Red Room
the daikon pieces in their packaged oden
had been reduced from two to one!
[12:55] Red Room
Nevertheless, the price remained consistent,
a clear sign of economic recession!
[13:01] Red Room
It was a keen reminder of the need for this
world's reins to be taken up by our great leader!
[13:09] Red Mantle
Our great leader, Lord Kaiserlore!
[13:14] Kasierlore
I am troubled.
SIGN Secret Society: Black Lore
Great Leader Kaiserlore
[13:17] Red Mantle
Did you hear that, my army?
[13:19] Red Mantle
Lord Kaiserlore is troubled!
SIGN Monster Officer
Red Mantle General
[13:22] Red Mantle
We must complete our plans for
world domination posthaste!
[13:27] Red Mantle
Recite the rules of the organization!
[13:30] all
One, always devote yourself
to work with a smile!
[13:34] all
Two, hard work will never let you down!
[13:37] all
Sufficient effort will always lead to triumph!
[13:40] all
Three, those who serve the organization
and allow the organization to guide them
[13:45] all
are guaranteed a bright
and fortuitous future!
[13:47] Narrator
Morning meetings at Black Lore
last an average of fifty minutes.
[13:48] all
Four, those who strive, based on results...
[13:57] Elbucky
What's up, Doctor, mew?
[13:59] Elbucky
Did you give yourself stomach
cramps with dairy again, mew?
[14:01] Koharu
Well, excuse me for having a
touch of lactose intolerance!
SIGN Secret Society: Black Lore Monster Development Department
Head of Research Koharu Hoen
[14:05] Koharu
You'll understand when
you're older, you know!
SIGN Cosmic Feline Monster
Elbucky
[14:07] Elbucky
If a monster's secretions weaken over time,
there's no telling what'll happen to our insides!
[14:12] Elbucky
I'm actually pretty freaked about that, mew!
[14:14] Koharu
But what's really bothering me
[14:16] Koharu
is that our research and battlefield
results this month have been so poor.
[14:19] Koharu
What if I'm demoted?
[14:21] Koharu
Or worse, sent to the
Enhanced Training Center?
[14:27] Elbucky
Enhanced Training Center?
SIGN Enhanced
Training
Center
[14:30] Koharu
A department that's technically
part of the organization,
[14:32] Koharu
but inexplicably can't be reached
by the internal phone lines.
[14:36] Koharu
It's so isolated, it can't even be
accessed from the company building,
[14:39] Koharu
and rumors say that day in and day out,
[14:41] Koharu
you're forced to watch videos of the vice
leader reciting the organization's rules,
[14:45] Koharu
and then have to write interpretive
essays about them.
[14:51] Elbucky
You're too freaked out, mew.
[14:53] Elbucky
Give yourself a little more credit, mew!
[14:54] Bull
Excuse me, Doctor.
[14:57] Koharu
Bull Head!
SIGN Monster
Bull Head
[14:58] Purple
We're such a disgrace.
SIGN Monster
Purple Mirror
[15:01] Koharu
Purple Mirror...
[15:03] Koharu
It's not your fault.
[15:05] Koharu
I should have planned things better!
[15:08] Bull
We embarrassed you at the
morning meeting today.
[15:13] Bull
The general made us read
it out to everyone.
[15:15] Bull
Our reflections on the latest plan and
how we plan to do better in the future.
[15:19] Purplle
We're monsters devoted to
psychological attacks,
[15:23] Purple
but now we're the ones under
psychological assault.
[15:27] Koharu
Red Mantle General is just... very...
[15:31] Koharu
Very strict.
[15:33] Elbucky
I wouldn't call that strict.
[15:35] Elbucky
I'd call it abusive management, mew.
[15:37] Koharu
Hey, Bucky!
[15:38] Koharu
You can't just say that kind of thing!
[15:41] Elbucky
I'll fix this! Just send me out, mew!
[15:43] Elbucky
I'll make quick work of those
greenhorn magical girls, mew!
[15:46] Koharu
You beating them now won't improve the
image of the development department.
[15:51] Koharu
I need results from my latest models.
[15:54] Elbucky
What an annoying organization, mew.
[15:56] Koharu
Results from my latest models...
[16:01] Kuroitsu
A collaborative spec comparison test?
[16:04] Kuroitsu
Another last-minute arrangement...
[16:07] Doctor
Miss Hoen must have something in mind.
[16:10] Kuroitsu
It's good timing, though.
[16:13] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy, Hydra girl...
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
[16:15] Kuroitsu
Let's show them what our tech can do!
[16:18] wolf-F
You got it!
[16:19] Hydra
Sure!
[16:20] Elbucky
Wolfie!
[16:22] Elbucky
It's been forever!
[16:23] Wolf-F
Great, it's the kitty perv.
[16:25] Wolf-F
I sure wish you were the one I was fighting.
[16:28] Elbucky
Oh, but Wolfie...
[16:30] Elbucky
Bad things happen when I get serious, mew.
[16:36] Wolf-F
I-In what sense?!
[16:39] Hydra
Let's do our best, sisters!
[16:41] Two
This is going to ruin my foundation.
[16:43] One
What a pain in the ass!
[16:45] Three
Let's knock 'em on their asses
and go shopping for scarves.
[16:48] Four
But Matsu wants us to do our best...
[16:51] Koharu
If you defeat Agastia's monsters, the general
will have to acknowledge your worth.
[16:56] Koharu
And most importantly...
[16:58] Koharu
I'd never outlive the humiliation
of losing to Sadamaki!
[17:02] Bull
D-Doctor!
[17:04] Purple
You're getting too personally invested!
[17:13] Kuroitsu
Begin the match!
[17:18] Bull
Now, look into my eyes...
[17:21] Bull
and writhe in fear!
[17:30] Hydra
No! Don't! Stay back!
[17:34] Narrator
Psychic Erosion Monster Bull Head can stoke
fear in its opponents by meeting their eyes,
[17:40] Narrator
and make them hallucinate
their greatest fear.
[17:45] Bull
I've got you now!
[17:46] Bull
There is nothing that is without fear!
[17:50] Bull
My victory is guaranteed!
[17:56] One
Like hell we're gonna let
you bully our Matsu!
[17:58] Two
Matsu gets nightmares just
from horror movie packaging!
[18:01] Three
When we go to the video rental store,
[18:03] Three
we gotta plan out a route that avoids
the horror section, asshole!
[18:07] Four
Unforgivable!
[18:10] Koharu
He can't target all of the heads at once.
[18:14] Koharu
Very impressive, Sadamaki.
[18:16] Koharu
I never expected you to prepare
such a countermeasure!
[18:19] Doctor
Well, that's not exactly why I did it...
[18:25] Wolf-F
So they're the type that
attack the mind, huh?
[18:28] Wolf-F
Too bad that crap won't work on me!
[18:31] Kuroitsu
Bet it will.
[18:33] Elbucky
Wolfie's out this round, mew.
[18:35] Purple
We'll see about that!
[18:37] Purple
I, Purple Mirror, am the
complement to Bull Head!
[18:41] Purple
Those steel-souled few without fear
[18:44] Purple
frequently buckle in the face of pleasure!
[18:48] Purple
I'll trap you in a blissful dream from
which you will never want to return!
[18:58] Wolf-F
What?!
[19:00] Wolf-F
Die!
[19:03] Akashic
Great work! That's our Wolfie girl!
[19:06] Doctor
Our Wolf's the best!
[19:08] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu, I finally did it!
[19:10] Kuroitsu
I always knew you could!
[19:11] Kuroitsu
The truth is... there's something
I've been wanting to tell you.
[19:16] Kuroitsu
I've felt this way about you... for a while...
[19:24] Kuroitsu
You can have me... any way you want.
[19:29] Kuroitsu
All right... Wolfie girl?
[19:36] Purple
I-It can't be!
[19:38] Purple
How did you escape my mirror
world of the mind?!
[19:41] Wolf-F
You messed it up.
[19:45] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu calls me "Wolfie boy,"
not "Wolfie girl"!
[19:49] Wolf-F
If you get that part wrong,
it don't freakin' work!
[19:52] Kuroitsu
What's he talking about?
[19:54] Doctor
Must be particular about something...
[20:03] Red Mantle
You come crawling back to me
after that pathetic failure?!
[20:07] Red Mantle
Even if it was a collaborative test,
[20:08] Red Mantle
to lose pathetically to
those fools at Agastia...
[20:11] Koharu
I'm so sorry, Red Mantle General.
[20:15] Red Mantle
You've brought shame to Black Lore!
[20:18] Red Mantle
I'll discipline you myself!
[20:22] Bull
P-Please spare me!
[20:36] Koharu
And then the general submitted
his resignation on the spot.
[20:41] Doctor
Guess he'd gotten scared of
staying in the organization.
[20:45] Kuroitsu
What in the world did he see?
[20:49] Narrator
The middle managers in a black company
frequently face their own challenges.
[20:58] Toshimach
The glittering light of the sun!
[21:00] Toshimach
Bravery Owl, Toshimach!
[21:03] Prism
Bravery Owl, Prism!
[21:06] Dark
Show me what you can do!
[21:08] Toshimach
Let's go! Mach speed ahead!
[21:10] Prism
Engaging beautifully!
SIGN Bravery Owl Toshimach
SIGN Bravery Owl Toshimach
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Bravery Owl Toshimach
SIGN Bravery Owl Toshimach
SIGN Bravery Owl Toshimach
(Toshimach Project)
SIGN Theme of Bravery Owl Toshimach
"Owl of Soul"
Singer: Kinya Kotani
Lyrics by: Kinya Kotani Music by: Daisuke Asakura
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[22:47] Toshimach
All right, we're all done!
[22:48] Toshimach
Is it time to goof off yet?
[22:50] Prism
Certainly not, Toshimach!
[22:52] Toshimach
Aw, why not?
[22:54] Toshimach
As long as we're here, let's hit the town!
[22:56] Prism
We've got to finish our patrol—
[22:57] Toshimach
Yeah, yeah! Later!
[22:57] Prism
Oh, would you wait?! You...
[23:04] Mizuki
Um...
[23:05] Mizuki
Do the really strong people get
hired as full-time combatants?
[23:09] Matsuyama
Nah.
[23:10] Matsuyama
If you're strong enough, you quit the
combatant game and become a hero.
[23:16] Matsuyama
If you make it there,
you can really make it big!
[23:22] Mizuki
Is it just me, or is this industry messed up?
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
"The Result of Passions Served Up at a Monsters'
Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace—"
SIGN The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God
E7 - The Result of Passions Served up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of Honeyed Poison While Drowning in Sin with an Avatar of God
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[00:00] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Kohji Moritsugu
[00:05] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
SIGN Pub
Azamino
SIGN Welcome
[00:16] Kuroitsu
I'm so glad you all made it!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:18] Kuroitsu
It's been another productive day!
[00:20] Kuroitsu
Let's toast to even more
great work in the future!
[00:23] Kuroitsu
Cheers!
[00:24] all
Cheers!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[00:30] Wolf-F
This is my first-ever drinking party!
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
[00:33] Cannon
You look so excited, Senpai!
[00:36] Hydra
It's my first one, too!
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
[00:38] Kuroitsu
Aren't you glad we got
everyone together, Doctor?
[00:43] Doctor
Yeah.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[00:45] Doctor
Workplace drinking parties
aren't so popular these days.
[00:49] Doctor
That said...
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
SIGN Magnetic Ore Monster
Adamant
[00:51] Camula
I haven't been to a drinking
party in so long.
[00:54] Camula
Let's all let our hair down tonight, guys!
SIGN Pub Azamino
Bottomless Drink Menu
[00:58] Doctor
Why is Lady Camula here?
[01:00] Doctor
She's not a part of the
Development Department!
SIGN Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:03] Kuroitsu
I know that, but...
[01:06] (Flashback) Kuroitsu
Who can make it to tonight's drinking party?
[01:08] (Flashback) Wolf-F
Me!
[01:08] Cannon
Me!
[01:08] Kuroitsu
She just really obviously wanted to go.
[01:09] sisters
Me!
[01:10] Hydra
Me!
SIGN Melty Girl
[01:10] Melty
Me!
SIGN Drinking Party Participants
SIGN Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:16] Kuroitsu
I couldn't just say nothing and
leave her out, the poor thing!
SIGN Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
[01:20] Doctor
I get that, but it's pretty hard to unwind
with an executive hanging around.
[01:25] Kuroitsu
Then we'll have to work out a plan.
[01:28] Kuroitsu
You and me, together!
SIGN — Episode 7 —
The Result of Passions Served
up at a Monsters’ Banquet Engulfed
in a Sweet-Smelling Embrace of
Honeyed Poison While Drowning
in Sin with an Avatar of God
[03:03] Wolf-F
Straight from the tap!
Is this the legendary draft beer?!
[03:08] Cannon
You sure about this, Senpai?
[03:10] Cannon
Isn't your mental model underage?
[03:13] Doctor
It won't be a problem.
[03:15] Doctor
A monster's physiology means they
can't get drunk on alcohol.
[03:18] Cannon
Really?
[03:19] Cannon
That's actually rather disappointing.
[03:22] Wolf-F
It's freakin' bitter!
[03:23] Wolf-F
What is this gross crap?!
[03:26] Kuroitsu
I guess you would have more
of a child's palate, Wolfie.
[03:29] Kuroitsu
You'd better stick with juice.
[03:30] Wolf-F
Yeah, fine...
[03:32] Wolf-F
I'll have a grapefruit juice!
[03:35] Mizuki
One grapefruit juice, coming up!
[03:39] Camula
Perhaps I'll follow up with sake.
[03:42] Adamant
Maybe you should take it easy, Lady Camula!
[03:45] Camula
Don't be absurd, Adamant.
[03:47] Camula
Moderation on my part would set
a poor example for the others.
[03:50] Adamant
C-Certainly...
[03:52] Camula
With what they've got here, I'll take...
[03:55] Camula
Daiginjo 23!
[03:57] Mizuki
Daiginjo 23, coming up!
[04:00] Adamant
You're going that hard already?
[04:02] Camula
A practiced drinker knows you
always start with the best stuff.
[04:06] Camula
And ordering the cheap stuff would
pressure my subordinates to do the same.
[04:08] Kuroitsu
How would you categorize Lady Camula?
[04:12] Doctor
I'm not sure yet,
[04:12] Camula
Feel free to splurge too, Adamant.
[04:13] Doctor
but executives who attend drinking parties
fall into three major categories.
[04:14] Camula
C'mon, what do you want?
[04:17] Doctor
The first tells everyone to let their hair
down, but ends up taking over the party.
[04:22] Doctor
The second tells everyone
to let their hair down
[04:24] Doctor
and ignores what's said over
the course of the night,
[04:28] Doctor
but judges you at work the next day.
[04:30] Doctor
The third tells everyone to let their
hair down, then sits motionless,
[04:33] Doctor
and when you start worrying
that you've offended them,
[04:35] Doctor
you realize they've dozed off entirely.
[04:37] Kuroitsu
That last one is the one-man
"Lord Megistus" category.
SIGN Pub "Azamino"
Bottomless Drink Menu
[04:41] Kuroitsu
Boy, that freaked me out!
[04:43] Doctor
I doubt Lady Camula is the "party girl" type...
[04:47] Doctor
But let's remain on our
guard and watch for now.
[04:51] Mizuki
One grapefruit juice and one Daiginjo 23.
[04:56] Wolf-F
Juice right here!
[04:57] Camula
I had the Daiginjo.
[05:01] Mizuki
Not sure I want to get close to that table...
[05:02] Cannon
This beer is delicious!
[05:04] Cannon
And we won't get drunk at all!
[05:06] Wolf-F
Hey, are you and this chicken related?
[05:09] Cannon
Hey! What was that?
[05:10] Cannon
Oh, it might be... Good one, Senpai.
[05:11] Doctor
It's so nice to have this
time drinking together!
[05:12] Wolf-F
Survival of the fittest! Take it!
[05:14] Cannon
Th-Thank you.
[05:16] Kuroitsu
This beer is so frothy! I love it!
[05:17] sisters
Hey, you had two pieces at once!
[05:18] sisters
I need water!
[05:20] Wolf-F
Say, didja know I helped
assemble your frame?
[05:24] Cannon
Yes, you've told me many times.
[05:27] Cannon
Your work can be a little sloppy,
so I actually worry sometimes.
[05:33] Wolf-F
What'd you say?!
[05:34] Wolf-F
I was totally by-the-book when
I was puttin' you together!
[05:37] Wolf-F
Better watch your mouth, or you'll
join your buddy on that skewer.
SIGN Chocolate Monster
Melty
[05:43] Wolf-F
At least you got to stay a man!
[05:43] Melty
By the way, aren't you a bird monster?
[05:46] Melty
Should you really be eating yakitori?
[05:46] Wolf-F
What if you had to have
a girl body like me?!
[05:48] Cannon
I'm actually a legendary god!
I'm completely unrelated to farm chickens!
[05:51] Cannon
Besides, you're made of food
products too, Miss Melty!
[05:57] Melty
But no one can eat me due to
the foreign objects within my body.
[06:03] Cannon
I'm so sorry!
[06:04] Cannon
I really didn't mean to upset you!
[06:04] Wolf-F
Poor girl! Cannon's so mean!
[06:06] Melty
Aw, look at you!
[06:08] Melty
Cutie!
[06:14] Cannon
C-Could you please watch
where you put those?!
[06:17] Wolf-F
You really are pretty fluffy.
[06:22] Melty
You can have a bite of me, if you like.
[06:29] Two
Did you see that?!
[06:31] Two
Utterly classless!
[06:34] One
What a creep. And right in front of Matsu!
[06:37] One
Say, think I could order some
sake and wasabi octopus?
[06:41] Three
You probably oughta keep cool, Sis.
[06:44] Three
Whatever you drink goes to Matsu's liver.
[06:46] Four
But the doctor said it was okay before.
[06:50] Hydra
I'll be just fine!
[06:53] Hydra
Have whatever you want, sisters!
[06:56] Wolf-F
This is definitely gonna get annoying.
[06:58] Hydra
Oh, I'm sure it won't!
[06:59] Hydra
My sisters are all very nice!
[07:02] Hydra
They just don't have a filter, that's all.
[07:06] Kuroitsu
This is exactly your problem, Doctor!
[07:09] Kuroitsu
We have to do more than just
meet basic standards!
[07:12] Doctor
But anything past that,
and it adds to the cost.
[07:16] Doctor
The burden on the suspension is dispersed
by the bioframe, so it's fine!
[07:20] Kuroitsu
You're wrong! Look at these charts!
[07:23] Kuroitsu
The frequency of replacements suggests
it's time to reconsider our approach.
[07:27] Kuroitsu
Isn't that right, Cannon?
[07:28] Kuroitsu
Your system is the same way, right?
[07:30] Cannon
O-Oh, I suppose!
[07:33] Doctor
Not quite, Miss Kuroitsu.
[07:35] Doctor
Those charts only go up to last year.
[07:38] Doctor
Cannon uses the renovated 30-Blue,
which isn't covered in those stats.
[07:45] Cannon
I'm done for!
[07:47] Cannon
I'm stuck in a group having a
conversation way over my head!
[07:52] Cannon
But since they're talking about
my hardware, I can't just bow out!
[07:57] Wolf-F
Get your head outta your
ass already, snakey girl!
[08:00] Two
What was that, you sneaky little bitch?!
[08:04] Wolf-F
I ain't a bitch! They're gonna
make me a man again!
[08:05] Cannon
And now they're pressing Wolf's buttons,
so he won't get involved!
[08:07] One
Well, you'd better be good-looking.
[08:08] Hydra
What chocolate are you
made out of, Miss Melty?
[08:09] Wolf-F
Manhood ain't all about looks!
[08:10] Three
You gotta be rich to say crap like that.
[08:10] Cannon
Senpai! Please get involved
so I can join your conversation!
[08:11] Wolf-F
A man don't need money,
all he needs is dignity.
[08:11] Kuroitsu
The world of artificial muscles will be
revolutionized within the next two years...
[08:11] Melty
This part's dark, and this part's milk...
[08:13] One
He needs education and
body language, at least.
[08:15] Melty
But we're drinking, so I might
be mostly whiskey bonbons!
[08:16] Doctor
But the direction of EAPs is still—
[08:19] Camula
Oh, shut up already! It's too damned loud!
[08:24] Doctor
Crap!
[08:25] Kuroitsu
We got so busy arguing...
[08:34] Camula
I'm always... always so by-the-book...
[08:39] Camula
I guess that's why everyone always avoids me.
[08:42] Camula
But that's my job, so... what else can I do?
[08:46] Doctor
She's a weepy drunk?!
[08:48] Kuroitsu
I thought monsters couldn't get drunk!
[08:50] Adamant
No, this always happens.
[08:54] Adamant
Lady Camula gets drunk
on the party atmosphere.
[08:56] Wolf-F
Hey, whazzis?
[08:58] Wolf-F
Who went'n made Lady Camula cry, eh?
[09:01] Wolf-F
G'won, fess up!
[09:04] Doctor
He's drunk on the atmosphere, too!
[09:06] Doctor
I thought he was acting strangely...
[09:09] Cannon
Listen up, assholes!
[09:11] Cannon
If this plate represents our organization,
[09:13] Cannon
the chicken represents the
Development Department!
[09:15] Cannon
And we monsters are the lemon slices!
[09:19] Kuroitsu
Now Cannon's making weird metaphors
about objects in the room!
[09:23] Doctor
And I can't figure out what
point he's trying to make!
[09:26] Melty
Yeah, I hear that.
[09:28] Melty
You're so right.
[09:30] Melty
I totally feel you.
[09:31] Kuroitsu
And Melty's just nodding along to be polite!
[09:37] One
I'm lonely, too! I'm lonely deep down, too!
[09:39] Two
Oh, this is hilarious!
[09:40] One
I'm never alone, but sometimes
I look up and I think... why?
[09:42] Three
Would you just listen already?!
[09:42] Two
Are you crying? That's not alcohol?
Should I lick it off?
[09:43] Four
You got a problem with
how I'm drinkin, buddy?!
[09:44] Three
And it ain't just you! Nobody listens to me!
[09:45] Three
You all just talk over me and... damn it!
[09:47] Four
C'mon, pour! Keep it comin'!
[09:47] Kuroitsu
A weepy drunk, a happy drunk,
an angry drunk, and a mean drunk!
[09:52] Kuroitsu
Hydra's got the full set!
[09:57] Camula
I'm just so... I'm just so...
[10:00] Wolf-F
Hey, keep it comin'!
[10:00] Camula
Everyone hates me so much,
and I try to get along, but...
[10:02] WolfF
The heck? What's this meat?
Whatever, drinkin' parties're fun!
[10:02] Adamant
I'll take the check, please.
[10:05] Adamant
Bill it to "Agastia," if you please.
[10:05] Hydra
Sister Four, you hold your alcohol well!
Stop it, sisters!
[10:08] Mizuki
C-Certainly...
[10:08] One
Gonna barf. No, I'm fine...
[10:08] Four
Thanks, Matsu! You're the
only one who's nice to me!
[10:10] Kuroitsu
He wants to take advantage of
Lady Camula's drunken state
[10:12] Two
Hey, what's taking so long?
Let's keep drinking!
[10:12] Kuroitsu
to charge it to the company account!
[10:13] Melty
I'm not drunk!
[10:14] Melty
Oh, listen to you!
SIGN Pub
Azamino
SIGN Welcome
[10:16] Melty
Well, I guess I am drunk,
but I'm not really drunk!
[10:16] Wolf-F
Keep those drinks a-comin'!
[10:29] Wolf-F
Last thing I remember was
going to the drinking party.
[10:33] Wolf-F
What happened... after that?
[10:36] Wolf-F
I don't recognize this room.
[10:43] Wolf-F
Hang on, is this... a morning-after scene?!
[10:46] Wolf-F
Did I cross the line with someone?
[10:52] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu?
SIGN MAGNETIC ORE MONSTER
[11:02] sign
m 57 101 l 259 101 259 118 189 147 58 148
SIGN Generates powerful magnetic fields to draw in or repel metal.
It's fairly effective, but priority was given to health effects
rather than combat use.
[11:02] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN MAGNETIC FIELD GENERATION
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[11:08] Wolf-F
Did... Did Miss Kuroitsu
take me home last night?
[11:13] Wolf-F
What do I do?
[11:14] Wolf-F
Or... what did I do?
[11:16] Wolf-F
What did I do last night?!
[11:17] Wolf-F
I can't freaking remember!
[11:21] Wolf-F
What happened?!
[11:23] Kuroitsu
Morning...
[11:25] Kuroitsu
Wolfie Boy... gotta get
along with people, or...
[11:28] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu!
[11:33] Wolf-F
She is not a morning person.
[11:37] Kuroitsu
You wouldn't wake up,
so I took you home with me.
[11:42] Kuroitsu
Someone had to do it,
and my place was closest.
[11:46] Wolf-F
I dunno what to say to that, but...
[11:48] Wolf-F
Sorry.
[11:50] Kuroitsu
You should be.
[11:51] Kuroitsu
You really need to try to tone it down.
[11:54] Kuroitsu
You monsters are really strong.
[11:56] Wolf-F
But these pajamas... Did you...
[11:59] Kuroitsu
Yeah, I put them on you.
[12:02] Kuroitsu
I wiped you down, too.
[12:04] Wolf-F
G-Give me a break!
[12:06] Kuroitsu
C'mon, don't sweat it.
[12:08] Kuroitsu
I saw you naked plenty when
we were first growing you.
[12:13] Wolf-F
That ain't the issue here!
[12:16] Kuroitsu
Calm down. There's no harm done.
[12:18] Wolf-F
There's plenty of harm done!
To my pride, for one thing!
[12:22] Kuroitsu
Well, what was I supposed to?
[12:24] Kuroitsu
I had to wash your clothes.
[12:27] Kuroitsu
Anyway, we have today off, right?
[12:29] Kuroitsu
Why don't we head out for a bit?
[12:31] Wolf-F
I'm not gonna say no to that, but...
[12:33] Kuroitsu
I'll lend you some clothes, then.
[12:36] Wolf-F
Lately I've... really been wondering.
[12:39] Wolf-F
Does Miss Kuroitsu think of me as...
[12:43] Wolf-F
Why do I have to wear a skirt again?!
[12:46] Kuroitsu
I just thought it might look better on you.
[12:49] Wolf-F
From an aesthetic point of view, sure...
[12:52] Wolf-F
But havin' it open down there freaks me out!
[12:54] Wolf-F
Anything could happen!
[12:55] Kuroitsu
You sound like a boy in women's clothing.
[12:58] Wolf-F
Well, that's basically what's happening here!
[13:01] Kuroitsu
I'm an only child, so seeing you
like this makes me a little happy.
[13:06] Kuroitsu
Maybe this is what it'd feel like...
to have a little sister.
[13:09] Wolf-F
Little sister?!
[13:11] Kuroitsu
Yeah, a little sister.
[13:12] Wolf-F
At least make me a little brother!
[13:15] Kuroitsu
C'mon, c'mon!
[13:19] Wolf-F
It's not really the clothing I mind so much.
[13:24] Wolf-F
I just... I hate it when Miss Kuroitsu
treats me like a little girl.
[13:30] Wolf-F
But... I don't know why...
[13:36] Wolf-F
A rooftop garden!
[13:39] Wolf-F
I've never been to one before!
[13:41] Kuroitsu
Isn't the fresh air great?
SIGN Handmade Udon
Dashimochi House
[13:44] Kuroitsu
The udon here is really good.
[13:47] Kuroitsu
Let's have some.
[13:48] Wolf-F
Sure!
[13:50] lady
Here you go.
[13:53] Wolf-F
Now that I think about it,
[13:55] Wolf-F
I don't know much about
Miss Kuroitsu's life outside of work.
[14:06] Wolf-F
This is great!
[14:07] Kuroitsu
Right?
[14:09] Kuroitsu
Listen to me, Wolfie boy.
[14:10] kid
Mama, I want noodles, too!
[14:11] Kuroitsu
You need to always have a corner of
your mind cooking up monster ideas,
[14:13] mom
Come on!
[14:15] Kuroitsu
or they won't come out when you need them.
[14:17] Kuroitsu
So when I'm sitting out in a
big public space like this,
[14:21] Kuroitsu
watching the ordinary people
go about their lives...
[14:24] Kuroitsu
I start getting ideas, like,
"How could I genetically alter him?"
[14:26] Kuroitsu
or, "What kind of creature
could I combine her with?"
[14:31] Wolf-F
She sounds kinda psychopathic right now.
[14:35] Kuroitsu
Of course, human modification
is forbidden at Agastia,
[14:39] Kuroitsu
so those ideas are just a
springboard for other things.
[14:42] Wolf-F
Should you really be thinking so much about
work on your days off, Miss Kuroitsu?
[14:46] Kuroitsu
Shouldn't I?
[14:48] Wolf-F
I play games and sleep and
stuff on my days off.
[14:52] Wolf-F
And sometimes I do karaoke.
[14:55] Kuroitsu
I guess I have been kind
of a workaholic lately.
[15:00] Kuroitsu
But I do want to be an executive, after all.
[15:03] Kuroitsu
I really need to push myself
to earn that big score.
[15:07] Wolf-F
You're serious about being an executive?!
[15:10] Kuroitsu
Of course I am.
[15:11] Kuroitsu
That's why I put in face time
at the factories.
[15:14] Kuroitsu
I'm the kind of person who needs a
concrete goal to give a job my all.
[15:17] Kuroitsu
I have to keep upping my game
if I want to reach my goal.
[15:21] Kuroitsu
I've been at the Development Department
for a while because it's understaffed,
[15:24] Kuroitsu
but I might end up in another
department someday.
[15:29] Kuroitsu
So I'd like to mentor you about
monster development while I can.
[15:33] Kuroitsu
Sorry, I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
[15:36] Wolf-F
Okay...
[15:40] Wolf-F
I really didn't know anything
about Miss Kuroitsu.
[15:47] Wolf-F
I can't let her keep dismissing
me as a little sister.
[15:49] Wolf-F
I need to become the kind
of man she'll really see!
[15:53] manA
Hey, excuse me.
[15:55] manA
Your companion said she needed your help.
[15:59] Wolf-F
Huh? Really?
[16:01] manB
Sounded like she was havin' an issue.
[16:03] Wolf-F
Gotcha. Where is she?
[16:08] Wolf-F
Uh, this is a dead end.
[16:11] Wolf-F
Where's Miss Kuroitsu?
[16:13] manA
Hold on, now, monster girl.
[16:16] manA
We just wanna have a little fun...
just you and us.
[16:20] Kuroitsu
Wolfie!
[16:22] Kuroitsu
You can't just run off with strangers.
[16:25] manB
Hold on a minute, now.
[16:27] manB
You wanna join in, girlie?
[16:29] manB
The girls say we're really good at this.
[16:33] Wolf-F
Wait, are they looking to score?
[16:35] Wolf-F
Are these guys hitting on me?!
[16:37] Wolf-F
How stupid are they?
[16:40] Wolf-F
Hang on a minute!
[16:41] Wolf-F
This might be my chance!
[16:42] Wolf-F
If I take these guys out
and save Miss Kuroitsu...
[16:46] Kuroitsu
You're so cool, Wolfie boy!
[16:49] Wolf-F
That's it!
[16:52] Wolf-F
Okay...
[16:53] Wolf-F
Let's just keep it non-fatal.
[16:56] manB
Well? Sounds fun, right?
[16:58] Wolf-F
Now!
[17:12] Wolf-F
Miss... Kuroitsu?
[17:14] Kuroitsu
You've gotta be careful, Wolfie boy.
[17:17] Kuroitsu
Lots of guys out there will
go after monster girls.
[17:21] Kuroitsu
Since they can't press
charges if things go badly.
[17:23] Wolf-F
H-Huh?
[17:25] Wolf-F
I thought you were a scientist, Miss Kuroitsu!
[17:28] Wolf-F
How'd you get so damn tough?!
[17:30] Kuroitsu
Well, I can't afford to be weaker
than the executive monsters.
[17:35] Kuroitsu
Come on, let's get going!
[17:36] Kuroitsu
I was really holding back there,
so they'll be waking up soon!
[17:40] Kuroitsu
Earlier, I said you were like a little
sister... but I think I was wrong.
[17:47] Kuroitsu
The way I find myself worrying about you...
[17:51] Kuroitsu
I can't say I'm speaking
from experience, but...
[17:56] Kuroitsu
You're not my little sister.
[17:57] Kuroitsu
I think you're more like my daughter!
[18:02] Kuroitsu
I am your creator, after all!
[18:04] Narrator
Wolf's feelings about Miss Kuroitsu
grew more complicated that day.
[18:11] Wolf-F
At least let me be your son!
[18:13] Narrator
Hang in there, Wolf!
[18:21] Mizuki
Um... Miss Matsuyama?
[18:24] Matsuyama
Yeah?
[18:25] Mizuki
What drew you to this line of work?
[18:28] Matsuyama
The pay's good.
[18:30] Matsuyama
And they feed us, most times.
[18:32] Mizuki
Is that all?!
[18:35] Matsuyama
Yeah, that's all.
[18:36] Matsuyama
Something on your mind?
[18:38] Matsuyama
If you're having a problem,
I can pass it up the chain.
[18:41] Mizuki
Well... it's pretty dangerous work.
[18:44] Mizuki
I don't think it's the kind of
job women should be doing.
[18:46] Mizuki
And... we lose all the time.
[18:49] Matsuyama
Hang on. Do you want to win?
[18:51] Mizuki
Wait... Can we win?!
[18:54] sign
Top Secret Documents
Read Before Coming On-Site
[18:54] Matsuyama
Here's the rundown on tomorrow's job.
[18:57] Mizuki
Shirakawa City in Fukushima Prefecture...
[19:00] Mizuki
Organization... Dice?
[19:02] Matsuyama
Here's our opponent, Dharuriser.
[19:05] Matsuyama
He's just a dude in a suit.
[19:07] Mizuki
Just a dude?
[19:09] Matsuyama
His motif is the Daruma doll, and he
gets up every time he's knocked down.
[19:12] Matsuyama
Hence, Dharuriser.
SIGN I'll do it myself!
Stand up again, for our children's future!
[19:13] Matsuyama
He's not a cyborg, and he
doesn't wear a power suit.
[19:17] Matsuyama
He's just a failed actor in a costume.
SIGN A young man who dreamed of being
an actor, but had to give up on his
dream and go back to the country.
Good with his hands and used to making
costumes from his time in theater,
he created Dharuriser.
SIGN Akihiro Tachi / Dharuriser
[19:20] Mizuki
So we're fighting a cosplayer?
[19:23] Matsuyama
With an opponent like this...
[19:24] Mizuki
...we might just win!
[19:30] Matsuyama
Dharuriser's motto is,
"Fall seven times, get up eight!"
[19:33] Matsuyama
Logic dictates that if we can get
up nine times, we can beat him!
[19:37] Matsuyama
To fight, you need passion!
For passion, you need stamina!
[19:40] Matsuyama
You need the stamina to
rise again nine times!
[19:43] Mizuki
I will!
[19:45] Matsuyama
If you want your dream to come true,
you need to be able to picture that dream!
[19:50] Mizuki
My dream...
[19:53] Mizuki
I...
[19:55] Mizuki
I will beat a hero!
[19:57] Mizuki
To do that... I'll stand up nine times!
[20:02] Matsuyama
The big fight's tomorrow!
[20:04] Matsuyama
Strike hard, for tomorrow!
[20:07] Matsuyama
Strike hard!
[20:09] Matsuyama
Strike hard!
[20:24] Dharuriser
Guardian of Shirakawa...
[20:27] Dharuriser
Dharuriser!
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Dharuriser
SIGN Dharuriser
SIGN Theme Song of Dharuriser
SIGN Lyrics by: Itona Shiki Music by: Aizawa
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
[22:00] combatants
Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!
[22:10] Mizuki
So achy... Can't move...
[22:18] Mizuki
Hey... Did we win?
[22:21] Dharuriser
No matter how many times I fall,
I'll get up again!
[22:32] Mizuki
Thank goo—
[22:33] Dharuriser
Again and again... I'll get up!
[22:51] Mizuki
He's finally down—
[22:53] Dharuriser
I am a hero.
[22:56] Dharuriser
I am a hero!
[22:59] Dharuriser
I won't give up.
[23:01] Dharuriser
I won't give up!
[23:04] Dharuriser
No matter how many times...
No matter how many times...
[23:07] Mizuki
Heroes are... Heroes are...
[23:10] Dharuriser
No matter how many times I fall...
[23:11] Dharuriser
I'll get up again!
[23:13] Mizuki
Heroes are...
[23:15] Dharuriser
I am a hero!
[23:21] Mizuki
I can't even get up once.
[23:24] Matsuyama
Yeah, same.
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time... keep watching, okay?
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[00:00] nar
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] nar
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Daisuke Tsuchiya
[00:06] nar
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] nar
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:23] meg
You have taken great pains
to come here today.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[00:26] meg
I am Chief of Staff Megistus
of Secret Society: Agastia.
[00:31] meg
You have my thanks for responding to
our classified ad for combatants.
[00:35] zwart
You think that's one of
Agastia's executives?
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[00:37] rose
Looks like it.
[00:39] rose
He doesn't look so tough to me.
[00:42] rose
We'll defeat that monster
executive right now!
[00:45] meg
Now...
[00:46] meg
Let the screening begin!
SIGN — Episode 8 —
The Sheer Malevolence of
the Denizens that Dwell in
the Castle of the Dead Seeds
Mutual Fear and Hostility
Among Their Wicked Ranks
[02:22] nar
Several hours earlier...
[02:25] (Flashback) mitsuru
Hey there, you two!
SIGN President's Office
[02:27] (Flashback) mitsuru
I hope your classes went well!
[02:29] (Flashback) mitsuru
Are you making bank?!
[02:30] (Flashback) yuto
Mr. President, I'm not sure that's an
appropriate way to talk to heroes...
[02:36] (Flashback) mit
What?!
[02:37] (Flashback) mit
Are you not getting your merch royalties?
[02:39] (Flashback) mit
If the payments are late,
I'll let accounting know!
[02:42] (Flashback) yuto
That's not what I meant...
[02:43] (Flashback) yuto
It's just, leading off with talk of money...
[02:46] (Flashback) mit
Ah, youth!
[02:47] (Flashback) mit
You're so young, Yuto, my boy!
[02:49] (Flashback) mit
Don't I always tell you, when it comes
prioritizing money or justice...
[02:53] (Flashback) mit
You always have to choose both!
[02:55] (Flashback) mit
Because money and justice
are both equally precious!
[02:58] (Flashback) mit
Let's have no bones about it!
[03:01] yuto
This guy doesn't have an
inside voice, does he?
[03:01] mit
By the way, Yuto,
[03:03] (Flashback) mit
you're able to transform using
the female setting, aren't you?
[03:07] (Flashback) mit
That's really something!
[03:08] (Flashback) mit
Boys can't usually use those!
[03:11] (Flashback) mit
I know you were nervous,
but it's turning out great!
[03:14] (Flashback) mit
Your sales are some of
the best in our history!
[03:16] yuto
It wasn't the sales I was worried about.
[03:19] (Flashback) reo
Your ideas about business are
so amazing, Mr. President.
[03:23] (Flashback) reo
Have you considered holding
an online workshop series?
[03:26] (Flashback) mit
I already have one!
[03:27] (Flashback) Mit
Mitsuru Sansyu Presents: Money and Justice!
SIGN Mitsuru Sansyu Presents
SIGN Money & Justice
SIGN Mitsuru Sansyu Presents
SIGN Money & Justice
SIGN 1980 yen per month
SIGN Enroll
[03:30] (Flashback) mit
Just 1,980 yen a month!
[03:32] (Flashback) reo
Well, I should have known!
[03:34] (Flashback) reo
But I'm sure you didn't call us here
just to share your valuable knowledge.
[03:38] (Flashback) mit
Oh, yes! That's right!
[03:39] (Flashback) mit
You're familiar with Agastia, yes?
[03:42] (Flashback) yuto
Yes.
[03:43] (Flashback) yuto
They're an evil organization.
We encountered them before.
[03:46] (Flashback) mit
They do appear to have some
very powerful monsters!
[03:50] (Flashback) mit
But we need more info on them!
[03:52] (Flashback) mit
They seem to be the kind of organization
that flies under the radar when they can.
[03:56] (Flashback) mit
Thus, I want you to run
a reconnaissance mission!
SIGN Operation: Magical Girls Undercover
[04:01] (Flashback) mit
I call it Operation:
Magical Girls Undercover!
[04:08] (Flashback) yuto
Is infiltrating an evil organization
really appropriate for magical girls?
[04:14] (Flashback) reo
The job includes taking out any
monster executives we meet,
[04:17] (Flashback) reo
so no one else could handle it.
[04:20] (Flashback) yuto
That makes it sound like a hit job,
[04:22] (Flashback) yuto
which I think goes against
our image even more.
[04:25] (Flashback) reo
Well, it's too late to complain.
[04:26] (Flashback) reo
We'll be fine. We have justice on our side.
[04:30] meg
To all of you who have come here
to support our ambitions...
[04:32] rose
That chief of staff looks
pretty darn fishy to me.
[04:36] rose
Let's take him out hard and fast.
[04:37] zwart
I hope he doesn't suspect us.
[04:39] zwart
We're not exactly inconspicuous, are we?
[04:42] zwart
I can't believe we transformed just to take
off our costumes and get in disguise.
[04:47] (Flashback) both
Magia Break!
[05:01] (Flashback) rose
Okay, Yuto...
[05:02] (Flashback) rose
Strip!
[05:05] (Flashback) rose
It's too late to claim you're embarrassed!
[05:08] zwart
Who thinks about magical girls
taking off their costumes?
[05:08] rose
Just do it! Just do it!
[05:11] zwart
The whole idea scared me!
[05:11] zwart
Hey! No, Reo! No!
[05:14] rose
Oh, shut up.
[05:15] rose
I let you wear my clothes,
so be grateful already.
[05:19] rose
And I tried it on my own once before.
[05:22] rose
I figured if we could change clothes,
you and I could hang out as girls.
[05:27] zwart
Reo...
[05:29] megi
Now, let us begin.
[05:31] megi
Enter the room in the order I call you.
[05:34] megi
Screening numbers one and two!
[05:37] rose
That's us.
[05:38] zwart
Right!
[05:39] zwart
What kind of horrors does an evil
organization's screening process entail?
[05:46] meg
Kindly introduce yourselves and explain
why you wish to join our company.
[05:51] zwart
It's an ordinary interview!
[05:54] rose
My name is Rin Sato.
[05:55] rose
My father ran out on us for various reasons.
[05:58] rose
The resulting anxiety combined with
overwork sent my mother to the hospital,
[06:03] rose
and I'm looking for a job
to pay her medical bills.
[06:06] zwart
How can she come up with such a
serious backstory on the spot?
[06:06] rose
I saw your ad for combatants and applied.
[06:10] zwart
I've got to think of something, too.
[06:12] meg
I see.
[06:13] meg
I'm sorry if relating that was painful for you.
[06:17] meg
Now, the next one. Please begin.
[06:20] zwart
Right...
[06:21] zwart
My name is, um... Yu... Yusuke Tanaka!
[06:27] meg
Yusuke?
[06:30] rose
Yuto!
[06:32] zwart
I-It sounds like a man's name, right?
[06:35] zwart
People tell me that all the time!
[06:38] meg
I suppose everyone has
their own circumstances.
[06:41] zwart
He must think I'm a complicated person now.
[06:44] meg
Now, my next question.
[06:46] meg
What abilities and experiences
would you bring to our company?
[06:51] meg
Sato first.
[06:53] rose
My previous job put me in
frequent contact with monsters,
[06:56] rose
so I know just how to deal with them!
[06:59] zwart
Yeah... by destroying them, right?
[07:01] meg
I see.
[07:02] meg
Work experience with monsters, at your age?
[07:05] meg
Then you know what's generally
expected of our combatants?
[07:10] rose
I know that "combatants"
is primarily a legacy term.
[07:15] rose
Your classified ad mentioned nothing
about combat ability, which suggests that
[07:19] rose
the job mainly involves supporting the
monster and doing odd jobs at the work site.
[07:22] rose
I might suggest that workshopping
the obsolete term
[07:26] rose
would help you to find more
suitable personnel in the future.
[07:30] meg
Your feedback is appreciated.
[07:32] meg
Now, what do you feel is our
company's goal? Tanaka.
[07:37] zwart
World domination through monsters, right?
[07:41] meg
Let's assume that is true.
[07:42] meg
What do you think our specific plans are?
[07:45] meg
Well, Sato?
[07:46] rose
You don't engage in any overtly evil
activities other than fighting heroes.
[07:52] rose
I suspect this is because you're still
at the stage of running field tests
[07:56] rose
to improve your monsters' performance.
[07:58] rose
In other words, your current priority is the
development and expansion of your monsters.
[08:04] rose
But certain elements of that
seem to be proceeding sluggishly
[08:07] rose
in light of a world domination goal.
[08:09] rose
Hire me, and I'll be able to offer
you a more effective plan.
[08:14] zwart
Reo?
[08:15] zwart
This is a performance, right?
[08:18] zwart
You're not really going to turn against
the forces of justice, right?
[08:21] meg
I see. A keen observation.
[08:24] meg
It's a shame I can't hire either of you.
[08:28] rose
Is it because of our age?
[08:30] rose
I personally believe that age is
no barrier to a hatred of justice.
[08:34] meg
All the more reason I cannot hire
anyone below the age of majority.
[08:38] meg
You see, an evil organization fights heroes,
and some of those may be children.
[08:44] meg
Needless to say, this would be unethical.
[08:47] meg
It follows, too, that any organization that
would use children for an infiltration mission
[08:51] meg
is also unethical.
[08:53] zwart
He knows who we are!
[08:54] rose
Let's do it, Zwart!
[08:56] rose
Strike Rose!
[09:02] meg
Now, my next question.
[09:05] meg
Our business is an unforgiving
one these days.
[09:08] meg
What do you anticipate for your future?
[09:11] rose
We'll smash through all
the walls ahead of us!
[09:19] zwart
Sword Zwart!
[09:24] meg
My final question...
[09:26] meg
Any last words before we part ways?
[09:29] rose
You're not as tough as you think!
[09:31] both
Magia Full Burst!
[09:40] sign
m 242 101 l 364 88 405 265 279 290
SIGN Good luck
in your
future
endeavors.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[09:42] zwart
I guess he got away.
[09:46] rose
Stupid, stupid, stupid!
[09:48] rose
Drop the super-cool act, you sneaky old man!
[09:51] rose
Absolute Zero Chief of Staff, my butt!
[09:59] rose
We'll totally crush him next time, right?
[10:03] rose
Right, Zwart?!
[10:06] zwart
I'm not entirely sure who the villain is here.
[10:14] meg
They were an impressively powerful adversary.
[10:17] meg
It seems we have little time to lose.
[10:21] meg
Now, then...
[10:25] meg
Next, please!
[10:28] nar
The interviews continued.
[10:31] mit
Boy, what a failure!
[10:34] mit
We really should've prepared special
outfits for the infiltration!
[10:37] mit
Then we could at least sell merch
of the one-time-only outfits!
[10:43] nar
"Everyone has their own sense of justice,
[10:45] nar
but in the end, true justice
belongs to those with money."
[10:48] nar
A quote from Mitsuru Sansyu's
online workshop series.
SIGN REVIVING BERSERKER MONSTER
[10:53] sign
m 56 115 l 188 114 232 142 224 153 142 166 57 166
SIGN An innovative new monster currently in development
based on Kuroitsu's bold new idea. Looks like a boring
old rock monster at first, but is capable of undergoing
a revolutionary transformation.
[10:53] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN REVIVAL
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[10:57] blade
Buster Blade!
[11:03] blade
Is that the best you've got, Agastia?
[11:05] blade
This might be the weakest
monster you've sent!
[11:10] kuro
Are you sure about that?
[11:18] kuro
This little one is based
on a brand new concept,
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[11:21] kuro
designed specifically to take
down Divine Swordsman Blader!
[11:25] kuro
The product of our biggest budget in history!
[11:28] kuro
Unprecedented collaboration
with the relevant departments!
[11:31] kuro
And its ability... is the
one I proposed before!
[11:34] (Flashback) fb
"Nesuo" is merely its larval stage!
[11:36] (Flashback) fb
Once Divine Swordsman Blader
inflicts sufficient damage upon it,
[11:40] (Flashback) fb
a new monster shall burst out from within,
[11:44] (Flashback) fb
resistant to all attacks previously expended!
[11:47] kuro
Yes... The realization of the dream
concept I improvised out of desperation!
[11:52] kuro
Its name is...
[11:53] kuro
Bandersnatch!
SIGN Reviving Berserker Monster
Bandersnatch
[11:58] blader
It regenerated?!
[12:00] blader
Buster Blade!
[12:08] blader
It dodged my blade?!
[12:09] wolf
Yeah! Get 'im!
[12:10] kuro
We did it, Doctor!
[12:12] kuro
It's a success!
[12:16] (Flashback) doc
A monster that can learn Blader's attack
patterns and adjust to them on the spot?
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[12:21] doc
It's certainly an interesting
concept, Miss Kuroitsu.
[12:25] (Flashback) doc
But...
[12:27] (Flashback) doc
We basically just get one shot at this, right?
[12:30] (Flashback) doc
If we discover a flaw on the battlefield,
we won't have time to write a bug fix program.
[12:34] (Flashback) kuro
You have a point...
[12:36] (Flashback) kuro
But since we've hit a wall in dealing
with Blader's attacks already,
[12:40] (Flashback) kuro
I think this kind of out-of-the-box
thinking is called for!
[12:44] (Flashback) kuro
I'll do repeated operational tests and simulate
all possible circumstances before the fact!
[12:51] (Flashback) doc
Good grief...
[12:53] (Flashback) doc
I'll do the best I can, then.
[12:56] (Flashback) doc
It's important to always
keep trying new things.
[12:59] (Flashback) kuro
Thank you, Doctor!
[13:03] blader
In that case...
[13:04] blader
Blader Crush!
[13:10] wolf
We did it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[13:12] wolf
He's got that jerk Blader on the ropes!
[13:15] kuro
I'm so glad...
[13:17] kuro
So, so glad!
[13:19] kuro
If that hell I went through
had all been for nothing,
[13:21] kuro
I don't know if I'd ever recover...
[13:24] blader
He's faster than the Blader Crush.
[13:28] blader
If I don't do something...
[13:32] wolf
Awright! It's over now, Blader!
[13:46] master
Master Blade!
[13:49] master
Suigetsu Sen!
[13:53] master
Second Form... Master Blader!
[14:03] kuro
I never expected him to bust out a new form.
[14:06] kuro
This scraps all our future
development plans, too.
[14:09] doc
I really should have anticipated this.
[14:14] doc
There's always a chance that
a hero has a second form.
[14:18] wolf
Why'd you assume Blader
didn't have another form?
[14:21] doc
Because... the thought that we've been
struggling this much against his base form...
[14:26] doc
I didn't want to believe it.
[14:28] kuro
He is the "Divine Swordsman,"
[14:29] kuro
and I'd had this sinking feeling that he
might have another sword up his sleeve.
[14:34] kuro
That total change in his abilities put all of
Banny boy's learned resistances to waste.
[14:41] kuro
Oh, sorry! It's not your fault, Banny boy.
[14:44] kuro
As the one who designed your
concept, it's really my fault.
[14:49] wolf
Snap out of it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[14:51] wolf
This ain't like you!
[14:52] wolf
Just because things turned
out bad in the end...
[14:55] meg
Precisely!
[14:56] meg
A battle with a hero is
waged one step at a time.
[15:00] kuro
Lord Megistus!
[15:02] kuro
I beg your forgiveness.
[15:03] kuro
It was my lack of foresight
that caused this.
[15:06] kuro
Dr. Sadamaki and Bandersnatch did
exactly what I asked of them.
[15:11] kuro
I... I should have anticipated a form change.
[15:16] meg
I appreciate your contrition,
[15:17] meg
but there's no need for you to feel guilty.
[15:20] meg
When working as part of an organization,
excessive concern about who's to blame
[15:24] meg
can lead to pointing fingers
during crucial moments,
[15:26] meg
resulting in an inability to employ
anything but reliable, proven ideas.
[15:32] meg
When a person's abilities are exceptional,
they must use those abilities effectively.
[15:36] meg
Diluting that for the sake
of a positive reputation
[15:40] meg
will hinder your ability to give
your all to your real job.
[15:44] meg
That would be a loss to our organization.
[15:48] meg
You created an innovative new monster.
[15:52] meg
That in itself is worth praise.
[15:55] kuro
Th-Thank you...
[15:57] meg
Obviously, we do wish to defeat Blader,
[16:00] meg
but that is not our only priority at present.
[16:06] meg
Do not forget this—
[16:08] meg
It is not we who are fighting a battle
that we cannot afford to lose.
[16:21] wolf
Miss Kuroitsu...
[16:26] kuro
Thanks, Wolfie boy!
[16:28] kuro
You were so right!
[16:29] kuro
It wasn't like me to sulk like that!
[16:32] kuro
Let's keep giving this our best!
[16:34] wolf
J-J-Just glad you're feeling better...
[16:38] kuro
What we need now is to come up
with a diversity of approaches
[16:42] kuro
in anticipation of possible
future form changes.
[16:44] doc
Yes,
[16:46] doc
depending on what ways specifically
Blader grows stronger.
[16:49] doc
And in the worst case scenario,
we might have to deal with that.
[16:53] kuro
Yes. That...
[16:55] wolf
"That"?
[16:57] kuro
That! A robot!
[16:58] wolf
A robot? For real?!
[17:00] wolf
We're gonna see a giant friggin' robot?
[17:02] wolf
That's freakin' awesome!
[17:03] wolf
Let's make a giant monster to fight it!
[17:07] kuro
Wolfie boy...
[17:09] kuro
A fifty-meter-tall giant-sized monster
[17:12] kuro
would be 25 times taller
than our standard ones, right?
[17:15] kuro
Its volume would therefore be 25 cubed,
[17:19] kuro
meaning we'd need 15,000 times the
standard material amount to make it.
[17:23] kuro
When taking construction
costs into account,
[17:25] kuro
plus the maintenance costs
when it's complete...
[17:35] wolf
Not happening.
[17:36] kuro
Where do heroes find the money to
fund their operations, anyway?
[17:41] doc
It's a good question.
[17:43] doc
They must have some serious backers.
[17:48] trio
Heroes are truly terrifying!
SIGN Sadamaki
[18:02] kenji
What in the world happened back there?
[18:10] vo
Next Stage: Master Blader!
[18:35] (Flashback) master
Suigetsu Sen!
[18:37] kenji
A second form...
[18:40] doc
I'm home.
[18:42] ken
Uh-oh!
[18:44] ken
Welcome home, Big Bro!
[18:47] hajime
What's wrong, Kenji?
[18:48] ken
Oh, nothing!
[18:50] ken
Say, Bro... you work at a big
research facility, right?
[18:54] hajime
Yeah. Why?
[18:55] kenji
I could use some advice.
[18:58] kenji
If you suddenly got some new
gear delivered out of nowhere,
[19:01] kenji
and nobody contacted you
about what it was...
[19:05] hajime
I don't know quite what
you're talking about.
[19:06] hajime
Is someone trying to scam you?
[19:08] kenji
You think so?
[19:10] hajime
Can I see your contract?
[19:12] kenji
I don't have documentation. Or emails.
[19:15] hajime
That sounds really shady.
[19:17] hajime
What in the world did they send you?
[19:19] kenji
Well... I can't really...
[19:21] nar
The worries never end,
for the forces of good and evil both.
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
SIGN Did you spot them?
SIGN Cyber Riot Squad
(Kaisei Project/Kaisei Kaikan)
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia
SIGN Combatant Interviews
[20:58] meg
Kindly introduce yourself and explain
why you wish to join our company.
[21:04] miz
Well, my name is Karen Mizuki.
[21:07] miz
I occasionally serve as a
combatant on a temporary basis.
[21:11] miz
And it's kind of...
[21:14] miz
I feel like if I'm going to do this,
I'd rather be full-time, you know?
[21:18] meg
I see.
[21:20] meg
And what kind of evils have
you perpetrated in the past?
[21:23] mizu
Evils?
[21:25] meg
As you well know, we are
an evil secret society.
[21:28] meg
Evil is our business.
[21:30] meg
What kind of evil deeds have you committed?
[21:32] mizu
W-Well...
[21:33] meg
Are you telling me you've
never done anything wrong?
[21:37] mizu
I-I certainly have!
[21:40] mizu
Just recently, I got yelled
at for squeezing lemon
[21:40] man
Why are you putting lemon on it?!
I don't like lemon on my kara-age!
[21:42] mizu
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[21:42] mizu
over an entire shared plate
of kara-age chicken!
[21:46] meg
That really is quite evil.
[21:49] meg
Anything else?
[21:50] mizu
I always play the free version of games!
[21:52] meg
That's not particularly evil.
[21:54] mizu
When there's an event coming up in a game,
[21:56] mizu
I lie to avoid getting shifts at work.
[21:59] meg
That's better than taking the
shifts and then skipping.
[22:03] mizu
I've also counterfeited money.
[22:05] meg
That's a serious crime!
[22:07] meg
How much?
[22:08] mizu
A single 100 million yen bill.
[22:14] meg
Any further evil deeds?
[22:16] mizu
Well... let me see.
[22:20] mizu
The truth is... I can't
do much at all on my own.
[22:27] mizu
I'm totally useless.
[22:29] mizu
And I can't help anyone...
[22:31] mizu
So all I do is cause trouble.
[22:35] mizu
Nobody needs me, so...
[22:46] matsu
Hey, there you are!
[22:48] mizu
Miss Matsuyama?!
[22:50] matsu
I told you we had a job, Mizuki!
[22:52] matsu
What're you doing here?
[22:54] mizu
Well... I...
[22:56] matsu
Let's go!
[22:57] matsu
The job's early in the morning and far away,
so we've gotta head out tonight.
[23:01] mizu
But I'm so useless.
I'll only get in your way.
[23:05] matsu
What are you talking about?
[23:06] matsu
We need you there, Mizuki!
[23:09] matsu
Let's go.
[23:10] mizu
Are you... sure?
[23:14] matsu
We're going now.
[23:16] matsu
We've gotta hurry!
[23:17] matsu
C'mon, run!
[23:19] mizu
W-Wait!
[23:24] meg
Next, please!
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] kuro
Next time, Episode 9:
SIGN The Rotting but Heroic Figures of Ancient Souls of the Dead that Congregate in the Abyss Find a Ray of Hope in the Darkness from Pride Pulled from Another Time
[23:28] kuro
"The Rotting but Heroic Figures
yada yada Another Time"!
E9 - The Rotting but Heroic Figures of Ancient Souls of the Dead that Congregate in the Abyss Find a Ray of Hope in the Darkness from Pride Pulled from Another Time
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SIGN New Monster
Proposal
SIGN New Monster
SIGN Proposal
SIGN Rejected
[00:00] Megistus
When the cry of a newly-born
monster rings out
[00:04] Megistus
from a secret society
plotting world domination,
[00:08] Megistus
it sows destruction and
chaos throughout the world,
[00:10] Megistus
and the madness this inspires
creates monsters anew.
[00:14] Megistus
This is the tale of those who find allure
in these incarnations of terror—
[00:17] Megistus
the Monster Development Department.
[01:53] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[01:54] sign
Narrator
[01:54] sign
Masaru Shishido
[01:55] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[01:57] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[02:00] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[02:04] Doctor
Potential for aqueous combat?
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[02:07] Kuroitsu
Yes. I thought it might be an avenue to
explore in the fight against Blader.
[02:12] Doctor
I'm not so sure.
[02:14] Doctor
I don't think you can even
use a sword underwater.
[02:17] Wolf-F
But wouldn't that mean Blader takes a big blow
to his attack power if we drag him underwater?
[02:22] Doctor
True, but...
[02:25] Kuroitsu
At the moment, we've only created monsters
capable of going underwater, like Sahuagin.
SIGN Aquatic Monster
Sahuagin
(has gallstones)
[02:32] Kuroitsu
If we create a monster capable of fighting
underwater, it might give us a big advantage.
[02:37] Doctor
But the question is, how do
we drag Blader underwater?
[02:42] Akashic
I overheard everything,
Development Department!
[02:45] Akashic
Underwater monster combat...
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[02:47] Akashic
An intriguing idea!
[02:49] Kuroitsu
Lady Akashic!
[02:51] Akashic
One must always pursue new possibilities.
[02:54] Akashic
I will allow it!
[02:57] Akashic
Now, let us proceed...
[02:59] Akashic
To the beach!
[03:01] all
The beach?!
SIGN — Episode 9 —
The Rotting but Heroic Figures
of Ancient Souls of the Dead that
Congregate in the Abyss Find a
Ray of Hope in the Darkness from
Pride Pulled from Another Time
[03:11] Doctor
Miss Kuroitsu...
[03:12] Doctor
If this is just about testing monsters'
underwater combat capability,
[03:16] Doctor
couldn't we have used the
testing pool in the lab?
[03:19] Kuroitsu
Well, sure,
[03:21] Kuroitsu
but maybe she wants us to
gather more real-world data.
[03:24] Akashic
Look, look! Kuroitsu!
[03:27] Akashic
It's a beachside food stand!
SIGN Takoyaki
SIGN Hot Dogs
SIGN Yakisoba
SIGN Grilled Corn
SIGN Snow Cones
SIGN Ice Cream
[03:28] Akashic
Let's buy some yakisoba!
SIGN Yakisoba
[03:30] Kuroitsu
Never mind, she just wants to have fun.
[03:35] Doctor
It's a lot harder to work my
devices without my AR goggles.
[03:39] Kuroitsu
You're way too dependent
on those things, Doctor.
[03:42] Cannon
Um...
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
SIGN Chocolate Monster
Melty
[03:43] Cannon
We kind of got dragged along
without any explanation...
[03:46] Melty
Can we ask why we're here?
[03:49] Doctor
Nominally, we're testing your
compatibility with water.
[03:53] Doctor
But you can probably just enjoy yourselves.
[03:56] Cannon
This is my first time at the beach.
[03:59] Cannon
What should I do?
[04:00] Hydra
A-Actually... Mr. Cannon...
[04:03] Hydra
This is... my first time at the beach, too.
[04:08] Hydra
Do you think we might spend it together?
[04:10] Cannon
Miss Hydra...
[04:12] Cannon
If you like, but...
[04:15] One
The beach! The beach is calling me!
[04:17] Two
This is absurd. I'll burn to a crisp out here!
[04:20] Two
Make sure to apply plenty of sunscreen!
[04:23] Three
The ocean's full of sharks!
[04:24] Three
Bring it on, you toothy assholes!
[04:26] Four
Wonder if we'll see any sea slugs...
[04:28] Cannon
Hanging out with your sisters
just seems really exhausting.
[04:30] Three
Bring it on!
[04:30] Two
Remember, you can get sunburn from
the glare off the ocean, too.
[04:32] Four
Sea slugs! Sea slugs!
[04:34] Wolf-F
Cannon's so lucky...
[04:37] Wolf-F
He doesn't need to wear a swimsuit.
[04:39] Kuroitsu
What's wrong, Wolfie boy?
[04:41] Kuroitsu
Still not used to it?
[04:43] Wolf-F
Why the hell would I be?!
[04:44] Wolf-F
Dressing all girly-like
is embarrassing as it is!
[04:48] Kuroitsu
I wish you'd start embracing
your feminine side already.
[04:53] Wolf-F
Where did that come from?!
[04:55] Kuroitsu
Well, after all...
[04:58] Kuroitsu
You're so adorable.
[05:06] Kuroitsu
I guess that was a little overstimulating.
[05:09] Hydra
Miss Kuroitsu is so aggressive!
[05:12] Melty
I can't hold out. I'm melting...
[05:16] Hydra
Miss Melty! Are you all right?
[05:18] Narrator
The chocolate from which Melty
was made required refrigeration.
SIGN Requires Refrigeration
SIGN Requires Refrigeration
SIGN Requires Refrigeration
[05:22] Camula
C'mon, over here.
[05:27] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula! Lady Arachne!
[05:29] Kuroitsu
Thank you so much for coming.
[05:30] Camula
Indeed.
[05:31] Kuroitsu
I was surprised enough that
Lady Camula wanted to come,
[05:34] Kuroitsu
but I never dreamed you would
join her, Lady Arachne.
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
SIGN Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
[05:37] Camula
Executives are required to undergo regular
evaluations of their capabilities,
[05:41] Camula
but she's always found excuses to skip out.
[05:45] Camula
I figured this was the time to
test how far she could swim.
[05:49] Arachne
The sun is too hot.
[05:50] Arachne
The outside scares me.
[05:53] Arachne
Hold my hand forever, Camula!
[05:56] Camula
Yeah, yeah. I hear you.
[05:58] Kuroitsu
I've heard that Lady Arachne's combat ability
triples while she's inside her own castle.
[06:04] Kuroitsu
I'd love to learn your real specs!
[06:07] Arachne
Leave me alone! Let me
go back to my territory!
[06:11] Doctor
We might actually be able to
get some good data here.
[06:11] Arache
I can't do it! I can't take any more!
[06:17] all
Yay!
[06:22] Kuroitsu
Looks like Matsu's not great at swimming.
[06:25] One
If Matsu can't swim, maybe we can take over!
[06:30] Three
We're not a water snake
monster for nothing!
[06:32] Kuroitsu
I hadn't considered that the auxiliary
heads might have swimming capabilities,
[06:36] Kuroitsu
but they really are surprisingly versatile!
[06:39] Hydra
I didn't know the ocean was so salty!
[06:43] Melty
Wanna cleanse your palate
with a little lick of me?
[06:46] Hydra
Are you all better now?
[06:48] Melty
Just fine, now that I'm cooled off!
[06:50] Kuroitsu
And how are they doing?
[06:53] Wolf-F
Caught ya off-guard!
[06:55] Wolf-F
How d'you like that?
[06:56] Wolf-F
A capabilities test is a contest of skill!
[06:59] Wolf-F
Let your guard down because it's a game,
and you'll really feel the hurt!
[07:03] Cannon
I could say the same to you...
[07:05] Cannon
Senpai!
[07:11] Wolf-F
Not bad...
[07:14] Wolf-F
You can't beat me at swimming!
[07:16] Wolf-F
I was second-best in my
class at monster school!
[07:20] Akashic
Did that really happen?
[07:22] Kuroitsu
In his mind, it did.
[07:24] Kuroitsu
Monsters are given invented virtual reality
memories when we're growing them.
[07:44] Wolf-F
What's with that "boy,
I'm exhausted" expression?!
[07:47] Wolf-F
You obviously had mechanical help!
[07:50] Cannon
Well, the mechanical bits
are a part of me, too!
[07:53] Kuroitsu
Cannon's body requires
a lot of energy to run,
[07:56] Kuroitsu
but he can also channel that energy
into a lot of different mechanisms.
[07:59] Kuroitsu
And I guess they work in water, too.
[08:02] Akashic
He's doing pretty good, huh?
[08:05] Wolf-F
This...
[08:06] Wolf-F
This battle isn't over yet!
[08:08] Cannon
Fine by me!
[08:10] Cannon
How shall we compete next?
[08:14] Camula
Hey, Arachne...
[08:18] Camula
Don't you think this is beneath
the dignity of an executive?
[08:30] Kuroitsu
All right, Wolfie boy!
[08:31] Kuroitsu
Begin!
[08:35] Wolf-F
Gotcha!
[08:36] Kuroitsu
2.25 seconds!
[08:38] Kuroitsu
That's very impressive!
[08:40] Wolf-F
Watermelon-smashing is no
problem with a nose like mine!
[08:49] Cannon
3D mapping based on electromagnetic
reflection, complete.
[08:53] Kuroitsu
All right, Cannon! Begin!
[08:57] Kuroitsu
0.89 seconds!
[08:59] Wolf-F
Cannon... you...
[09:01] Cannon
What's wrong, Senpai?
[09:03] Cannon
It ain't like I'm cheatin'.
[09:07] Cannon
What is it, Miss Hydra?
[09:11] One
Read the room, girly-boy!
[09:14] Three
You're being way too suggestive with him!
[09:17] Three
Have a little sympathy for Matsu's
complicated mental state!
[09:19] Three
You little...
[09:20] Wolf-F
What's with you guys?!
[09:21] Wolf-F
Quit pullin' on my swimsuit!
[09:26] Arachne
The building of territory is the
most beautiful thing in the world.
[09:30] Arachne
Venturing outside only brings danger.
[09:34] Camula
Yeah, I guess it's my own fault
for bringing you here.
[09:45] Kuroitsu
In combat above water, Cannon's long-range
weapons give him an advantage.
[09:49] Hydra
Mr. Wolf might be stronger in the
water where guns don't work as well.
[09:54] Doctor
Why are they suddenly at each
other's throats like this?
[09:58] Akashic
You're so dense, Doctor.
[10:01] Akashic
It's clearly because they both have
someone they want to impress.
[10:06] Doctor
You think that's it?
[10:16] Cannon
I think I've thoroughly proven
my superiority in the w—
[10:27] Cannon
M-My body...
[10:32] Wolf-F
What's wrong, Cannon?!
[10:34] Cannon
I think something in my internal
mechanisms shorted out.
[10:38] Cannon
I can't move a muscle!
[10:49] Cannon
Senpai! It's no use!
[10:51] Cannon
I'm too heavy for you to lift!
[10:53] Wolf-F
But if you get totally flooded,
you might end up out for good!
[10:57] Cannon
But...
[10:59] Wolf-F
You think I'd leave you behind?
We're a damn team!
[11:05] Cannon
Senpai...
[11:08] Kuroitsu
Cannon!
[11:10] Hydra
Mr. Cannon!
[11:18] Cannon
Miss Hydra... Miss Melty... Miss Kuroitsu...
[11:24] all
One, two...
[11:28] Cannon
I'm so worthless.
[11:30] Cannon
After all my braggadocio, I end up like this.
[11:35] Cannon
And yet... Senpai still says we're a team.
[11:39] Cannon
Senpai... I'm sorry!
[11:42] Akashic
Cannon, give me your location!
[11:45] Cannon
That voice...
[11:46] Cannon
Great Leader!
[11:49] Cannon
If I can just...
[11:56] Akashic
Hey, there he is!
[11:59] Akashic
One, two...
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
SIGN The Prophet Was a Little Girl?!
[12:39] Megistus
Great Leader,
SIGN The
Second
Coming
of
Moses?!
[12:41] Megistus
I realize that I approved this...
SIGN Miracle at the Beach!
[12:45] Megistus
But I believe I told you to be
as inconspicuous as possible.
[12:49] all
Sorry!
SIGN LONG-RANGE ATTACK SPECIALIZED MONSTER
[12:52] sign
m 56 114 l 57 165 194 166 241 147 240 113
SIGN Uses the Great Spirit lightning-calling device housed within
his body to create lightning strikes on command.
His internal power source generates electromagnetic fields,
but the railguns this was designed to power were
not implemented.
[12:52] sign
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SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
SIGN LIGHTNING STRIKE
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[12:55] Kuroitsu
Kuroitsu here.
[12:57] Kuroitsu
I just finished.
[12:59] Doctor
How'd it go?
[13:01] Kuroitsu
The new electromagnetic
joints are looking good.
[13:04] Kuroitsu
They should reach the test
phase by the end of the month.
[13:06] Doctor
Glad to hear it.
[13:08] Doctor
You can tell me all about it tomorrow.
[13:10] Doctor
We're about done here for the day,
[13:12] Doctor
so you can head right home.
[13:13] Kuroitsu
Right. I'll do that.
[13:16] Doctor
Good work today.
[13:17] Kuroitsu
Same to you.
[13:21] Kuroitsu
All right!
[13:22] Kuroitsu
This'll really increase the reaction
speed of our next monster!
[13:26] Kuroitsu
This might give us the speed we need
to deal with Blader's second form!
[13:32] Kuroitsu
Wow, that release of tension
really has me hungry.
[13:35] Kuroitsu
I've been on the move all day,
so I guess I haven't eaten since breakfast.
SIGN C
A
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[13:42] Kuroitsu
There's a pub in a place like this?
SIGN MISORI
[13:53] Mama
Welcome!
[13:54] Mama
Seating for one?
[13:55] Kuroitsu
Yes.
[13:57] Mama
Are you all right with the counter?
[13:58] Kuroitsu
That's just fine.
[14:08] Mama
Here's a menu.
[14:09] Kuroitsu
I'll start with a draft beer.
[14:11] Mama
One draft.
[14:13] Mizuki
One draft coming up!
[14:17] Kuroitsu
What should I get?
[14:19] Mama
We recommend the amberjack today.
[14:21] Mama
Oh, and we're out of curry and anpan.
[14:24] Kuroitsu
Curry and anpan at a pub?
[14:36] Kuroitsu
Beer just tastes special
after a long day at work!
[14:39] Kuroitsu
The business trip went great,
and the food here is delicious!
[14:42] Kuroitsu
I'm putting today in the win column!
[14:48] Hachiro
Mama, you got one?
[14:50] Hachiro
I'm out of my own...
[14:52] Mama
I do have your special brand, Hachi.
[14:56] Mama
Here.
[14:57] Hachiro
Thanks, there's the ones.
[15:21] Kuroitsu
That smell...
[15:22] Kuroitsu
Polarized ozone generated
by ionizing hafnium?
[15:25] Kuroitsu
That shouldn't be possible
without a plasma control rod.
[15:31] Kuroitsu
Can it be...
[15:32] Kuroitsu
It's camouflaged, but it's
nuclear reactor coolant!
[15:35] Hachiro
Talking about the past always
gets me a little overheated.
[15:39] Hachiro
Maybe I'll cool off outside.
[15:41] Mama
Come back soon.
[15:43] Kuroitsu
I'm sure of it.
[15:44] Kuroitsu
That man has a miniature
nuclear reactor in his body!
[15:48] Kuroitsu
Which means... he's a combat android?!
[15:51] Shin
It's past the statute of
limitations now. So long ago...
[15:55] Shin
The day I was first assigned
here, I got into a collision.
[15:59] Shin
It was a glancing blow,
but the other guy died.
[16:03] Mizuki
That's awful.
[16:05] Shin
He happened to be in the
same line of work as me,
[16:07] Shin
so I took on his identity and
covered the whole thing up.
[16:10] Shin
It was like he never died.
[16:12] Mizuki
I'm impressed that no one found out.
[16:15] Shin
My superior was my big brother, see.
[16:17] Shin
He managed to hush it up.
[16:19] Mizuki
Hush it up? How?
[16:21] Shin
When he came to relieve me,
he brought a spare life with him.
[16:26] Kuroitsu
That's a common urban
legend in our business.
[16:30] Kuroitsu
Which means...
[16:32] Kuroitsu
Is he a member of that silver race,
the Intergalactic Defense Force?!
[16:37] man
He was my masterpiece!
[16:41] man
No one could have beaten him.
[16:44] man
He was my first, my greatest creation!
[16:47] man
The entire world would have
been in our hands by now.
[16:51] man
For creating him, I should have been lauded,
promoted to the ranks of the elite!
[16:56] man
But it all went up in smoke...
just because of one little mistake.
[17:01] Mama
That story again?
[17:03] Mama
You should really get over it.
It's all in the past.
[17:06] man
I gave him the ultimate body,
the ultimate combat prowess.
[17:11] man
And yet... because he got away
before I altered his brain,
[17:14] man
we ended up having to fight him!
[17:15] man
Why did you do it, my terrifying
monster, Grasshopper Man?!
[17:18] Kuroitsu
Nowadays, we always create
a monster's loyal brain first
[17:21] Kuroitsu
so they won't just run off with
the combat prowess we gave them.
[17:24] Kuroitsu
The incident he's describing
is famous in our industry,
[17:28] Kuroitsu
and the reason we adopted the practice.
[17:30] man
If only I'd altered his brain first!
[17:33] man
But because of that one tiny mistake,
[17:35] man
every future iteration of our
organization has been destroyed.
[17:38] Kuroitsu
Is he one of the white combatants from
that renowned legacy secret society?
[17:44] Kuroitsu
Does that mean...
[17:45] Customer X
You use a car, you're a driver.
[17:47] Customer X
You use a train, you're an engineer.
[17:49] Customer X
If you're not on a motorcycle,
how the hell are you a Ri—
[17:50] Customer Y
I hear his boss is so strict, he can't even
transform without the guy's permission.
[17:54] Customer Z
Overloading the miniaturized
nuclear reactor in your legs
[17:57] Customer Z
to kick a guy with fire doesn't
quite seem fair, does it?
[18:00] Kuroitsu
Is this a watering hole for retired
heroes and evil organization staff?!
[18:05] Kuroitsu
This is bad... I can't let
them realize who I really am!
[18:09] Mama
Are you in the business, miss?
[18:11] Kuroitsu
What? Oh, well...
[18:14] Mama
It's all right. I can tell.
[18:17] Mama
It's in your eyes.
[18:18] Machiko
You want to hear something ridiculous?
[18:21] Machiko
Let me tell you, girlie, about this
devious little gang I used to fight!
[18:24] Kuroitsu
Y-Yes?
[18:26] Machiko
I'd send out one of my little ones,
just doing his best all on his own,
[18:29] Machiko
and they'd gang up on him, five-on-one!
[18:33] Machiko
Pulling out their whatever-you-call-it
combination moves...
[18:35] Machiko
Five people dogpiling one sweet little guy!
[18:38] Machiko
Can you believe the cruelty?
[18:40] Machiko
And if I sent out a big one,
they'd call in the stinking robot!
[18:45] Machiko
My boy's out there with just his fists,
[18:46] Machiko
and they're busting out the heavy machinery!
[18:49] Machiko
Not even the world's greatest martial
artists can beat a bulldozer, you know?
[18:53] Machiko
Totally unfair, right?
[18:56] Ichiro
I knew she wanted me to do it.
[19:00] Matsuyama
Wow, you were a ladies' man!
[19:02] Ichiro
She was beautiful.
[19:04] Ichiro
And of course, I was a man.
[19:05] Ichiro
There was plenty I wanted
to do with her, too.
[19:07] Ichiro
Again and again and again...
[19:11] Ichiro
But I never had the guts.
[19:14] Matsuyama
Hey, it happens.
[19:16] Matsuyama
You were just a kid, right?
[19:17] Ichiro
Yes, I was so young then.
[19:19] Ichiro
But do you realize the
conflict I went through?
[19:23] Ichiro
Every time I tried to take off her blouse,
I got so afraid, my hands just froze...
[19:28] Ichiro
Because... Because...
[19:30] Ichiro
The third button down was
the detonator for a bomb!
[19:35] Matsuyama
I guess it would feel about that
dangerous to a young guy, huh?
[19:39] Ichiro
N-No, I don't mean that. I mean
she had a bomb in her chest...
[19:42] Matsuyama
Dynamite sexy, right?
[19:47] Rikimaru
Say that again! I dare you!
[19:50] Waruinder
I'll say it as many times it takes!
[19:52] Wariunder
Bozos like you people can
never conquer the world!
[19:56] Rikiya
I object to being grouped in with them.
[19:59] Rikiya
You damned fool!
[20:01] Daichiman
Tagenji! Daichiman!
[20:05] Rikimaru
I don't wanna hear big talk from someone
who loses to that fatso Daichiman!
[20:10] Rikiya
You have no right to lecture me.
[20:13] Musashi
Bandou Bujin Musashi has arrived!
[20:16] Rikiya
Musashi beats you every time, loser!
[20:20] Metalbolt
I'd rather be a loser...
[20:23] Slider
Slider Kamen Ryukishi!
[20:25] Metalbolt
...than a dumbass who gets his own suit
stolen by his rival Dragon Knight.
[20:31] Waruinder
I'll kill you, asshole!
[20:33] Rikimaru
And what about you?
[20:34] Tryon
My only wish is for smiles of joy!
[20:37] Tryon
Koshu Kid, Tryon!
[20:39] Rikimaru
You're just a bunch of old men who
can't beat Tryon in a five-on-one!
[20:45] Metalbolt
None of you will leave this shop alive!
[20:49] Waruinder
I'll see that you regret that threat!
[20:51] Rikiya
Be quiet and listen, pathetic swine.
[20:53] Rikimaru
I'll slice you all to pieces right here!
[20:56] Mizuki
This is awful!
[20:59] Hachiro
Oh, are they at it again?
[21:02] Hachiro
It's good to see the young folk in the
business still have so much energy.
[21:05] Mama
It's not good at all!
[21:06] Mama
Look at those fools!
[21:10] Mama
Pipiruma Panpuru!
[21:11] Mama
Kurukuru Rinkuru!
[21:13] Mama
Mahariku Tekumaku Furuuru Sharanra!
[21:17] Mama
With just one fancy touch...
[21:19] Mama
a beautiful debut!
[21:23] Mama
Magical Punishment!
[21:36] Mama
If you jerks wanna fight, take it outside!
[21:40] locals
We're sorry, ma'am!
[21:45] Kuroitsu
You're a former magical girl, ma'am?
[21:49] Narrator
Retirement is equally hard on good and evil.
[21:52] Narrator
Neither job comes with transferable skills.
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Saitama Local Hero!
SIGN Bandou Bujin Musashi
(Musashi Project/Team Arcadia)
SIGN Safety First
Daichiman
SIGN Safety First Daichiman
(Next Heroes Okinawa, Inc)
SIGN Slider Kamen Ryukishi
(8 Star Film)
SIGN Koshu Kid
Tryon
SIGN Koshu Kid Tryon
(Haru Pro)
SIGN The King of Food
Food Fire BBQ Retsudo L
SIGN Super Miyagian
The Kanshoku Food Fire
BBQ Retsudo L
(Kodomo no Egao Project)
SIGN Fukui Prefecture Local Idol Hero
Happysman
SIGN Happysman
(Happysman)
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time on episode 10...
SIGN The Very Concept of the Evil Being That Bewitches Souls Summons New Demons through the Chaos It Brings When It Drowns in Turmoil over Its Puzzling Existence
[23:29] Kuroitsu
Concept! Existence!
E10 - The Very Concept of the Evil Being that Bewitches Souls Summons New Demons through the Chaos it Brings when it Drowns in Turmoil Over its Puzzling Existence
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[00:00] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Takashi Hagino
[00:06] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:16] Blader
Blader Crush!
[00:20] Blader
What?! She blocked the Buster Blade?
[00:23] Blader
She's growing weapons from her body?!
[00:26] Blader
What in the world is this monster?!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[00:30] Kuroitsu
That little one exists to
read you your last rites!
[00:33] Kuroitsu
The Specialized Counter-Blade Monster!
[00:35] Kuroitsu
Her name is... Mummy!
SIGN Specialized Counter-Blade Monster
Mummy
[00:39] Wolf-F
We finally did it, Miss Kuroitsu!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[00:41] Wolf-F
Filling a monster with swords
was a pretty nice idea!
[00:45] Kuroitsu
A blade for a blade.
[00:46] Kuroitsu
She's the perfect monster to fight Blader.
[01:02] Blader
In that case...
[01:03] Blader
Second Form!
[01:05] Blader
Master Blader!
[01:09] Blader
Master Blade Suigetsu Sen!
SIGN This Week's Weather
[01:19] Announcer
Now for today's special report.
[01:21] Announcer
A look at the idol duo that
everyone's talking about: Bavalois.
[01:26] Announcer
We'll be providing an intimate look at the
pair that just finished a successful concert
[01:30] Announcer
and seems to be everywhere
on variety shows and dramas.
[01:37] Kuroitsu
There he is, Wolfie boy!
[01:38] Kuroitsu
It's Master Blader!
SIGN UNCERTAINTY WITH THIS YEAR'S FASHION COLORS!?
MYSTERIOUS FIGURES PLOTTING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
"WHAT IS JUSTICE, REALLY?" ASKS A NEW ORDER
HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS!!
RESTAURANTS WITH THE BEST SUPER-SIZED RAMEN
[01:42] Wolf-F
We finally found you!
[01:44] Kuroitsu
Huh?
SIGN UNCERTAINTY WITH THIS YEAR'S FASHION COLORS!?
MYSTERIOUS FIGURES PLOTTING ALL OVER THE COUNTRY
"WHAT IS JUSTICE, REALLY?" ASKS A NEW ORDER
HOT DOGS ARE DELICIOUS!!
RESTAURANTS WITH THE BEST SUPER-SIZED RAMEN
[01:45] Kuroitsu
Where'd Mummy go?
[01:48] Blader
Well... actually...
[01:54] Kuro & Wolf-F
She just left?!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
[01:57] Doctor
Why'd she suddenly run away?
[01:59] Doctor
Was she showing signs of malfunction?
[02:01] Kuroitsu
No, she was making a very good showing.
[02:04] Kuroitsu
She's a very powerful monster.
[02:07] Doctor
A blade for a blade.
[02:09] Doctor
We did design her specifically
to fight Blader.
[02:13] Kuroitsu
Well...
[02:15] Kuroitsu
Personally, I was against the concept of
designing a monster purely to fight Blader.
[02:21] Kuroitsu
It's partly what happened with Banny boy...
[02:23] Kuroitsu
But a monster like that wouldn't have
much to do after they defeated Blader.
[02:29] Kuroitsu
The demands of Mummy's internal mechanisms
[02:31] Kuroitsu
meant we couldn't even give her
proper vocal capabilities.
[02:34] Kuroitsu
I felt a little bad for her.
[02:36] Kuroitsu
It's true that she's not cut out for many of
the side tasks Agastia assigns their monsters.
[02:41] Kuroitsu
But for now, it's probably best to test out
a lot of different avenues of development.
[02:47] Kuroitsu
There you are, Mummy. Perfect timing.
[02:49] Kuroitsu
We were just getting the data together
in preparation for your next fight—
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
SIGN Fighting is boring
[02:56] Doctor
Fighting is boring?
SIGN I wanna be an idol!
SIGN I wanna be an idol!
SIGN I wanna be an idol!
SIGN I wanna be an idol!
[03:01] Kuro & Doc
She wants to be an idol?!
SIGN — Episode 10 —
The Very Concept of the Evil
Being That Bewitches Souls Summons
New Demons through the Chaos It
Brings When It Drowns in Turmoil
over Its Puzzling Existence
[04:38] Camula
Becoming an idol is no trivial task!
[04:41] Kuroitsu
I-I sorta thought you'd say that.
[04:43] Camula
I'm pleased to see you recognize
the excellence of Bavalois,
[04:46] Camula
but their world is unforgiving
to those who enter it on a whim!
[04:50] Kuroitsu
Yeah, that sounds right.
[04:52] Camula
What even led her to propose such a thing?
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
[04:55] Kuroitsu
I wish I knew.
[04:58] Kuroitsu
There wasn't anything about
idols in the virtual memories
[05:01] Kuroitsu
she experienced while we were growing her.
[05:10] Camula
I'll lend you a Bavalois concert disc.
[05:17] Camula
But...
[05:19] Camula
No.
[05:20] Camula
That's all I'll say.
[05:23] Camula
Kuroitsu...
[05:24] Camula
This may have revealed a problem with your
pursuit of flexibility for your monsters.
[05:36] Wolf-F
I get that you want to let her practice
dancin' so she can be an idol.
[05:40] Wolf-F
But...
[05:41] Wolf-F
Why'd you have to ask me for help?!
[05:43] Kuroitsu
Well, you seemed like the
only monster for the job.
[05:47] Kuroitsu
With Cannon, it would be...
[05:51] Kuroitsu
With Hydra, it would be...
[05:56] Kuroitsu
With Melty, it would be...
[05:59] Kuroitsu
Please, Wolfie boy!
[06:01] Kuroitsu
You're such an incredible athlete!
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Please
SIGN Big Brother Wolf
SIGN Big Brother Wolf
SIGN Big Brother Wolf
[06:11] Wolf-F
Well, if you're gonna
butter me up like that...
[06:15] Wolf-F
Bring on the dancing!
[06:18] Wolf-F
C'mon! Let's make you a top idol!
[06:57] Doctor
"Hard work can make any dream come true."
SIGN Melty girl
[06:59] Doctor
People do find those words attractive,
[07:03] Doctor
but can artificial life forms
be drawn to dreams now, too?
[07:09] Kuroitsu
Do you think Mummy will
ever be able to sing?
[07:13] Doctor
I doubt it.
[07:14] Doctor
She doesn't even have proper vocal cords.
[07:17] Doctor
It's like asking if you
could teach a tank to sing.
[07:21] Doctor
She just wasn't built for
anything besides combat.
[07:25] Kuroitsu
I'm sure you're right.
[07:29] Kuroitsu
But...
[07:31] Doctor
When a human loses a part of their brain,
[07:34] Doctor
other parts tend to adapt to compensate.
[07:37] Doctor
It's a kind of system redundancy.
[07:40] Doctor
It's possible that the same
might hold true for monsters.
[07:45] Kuroitsu
Yeah... maybe.
[07:55] Wolf-F
You okay? Are we going too hard?
[07:59] Wolf-F
Should we ask for a change in choreography?
SIGN Dance!!
[08:02] Wolf-F
C'mon, let's take a break!
[08:04] Wolf-F
Fine, fine. We'll do it.
[08:09] Kuroitsu
Where'd this song come from, Wolfie boy?
SIGN Dance!!
[08:12] Wolf-F
We asked a golden boy in the
industry who works under Agastia
[08:15] Wolf-F
to work out a song, lyrics,
and choreography.
[08:18] Kuroitsu
You're very enterprising, aren't you, Mummy?
[08:23] Wolf-F
I think she'll probably get the
dancing down with enough practice.
[08:28] Wolf-F
But the singing...
[08:30] Wolf-F
But hey, maybe just dancing to the music
will make a good show on its own.
[08:35] Wolf-F
Okay, Mummy!
[08:37] Wolf-F
If you're still up for this,
I'm with you to the end!
[08:40] Wolf-F
Let's make you an idol!
[08:57] Doctor
A monster actively seeking
a different path...
SIGN Monster Data Files
SIGN Reiki Sadamaki
[09:01] Doctor
I always thought the flexibility
in their personalities
[09:04] Doctor
and abilities came from
Miss Kuroitsu's designs, but...
[09:09] Doctor
It's a mystery.
[09:17] Wolf-F
I really think you're getting this, Mummy!
SIGN Sing
SIGN Sing
[09:23] Wolf-F
Sing? You wanna practice singing?
[09:27] Wolf-F
But... I'm not sure...
SIGN Sing
[09:30] Wolf-F
Fine, I get it!
[09:50] Wolf-F
C'mon, no need to force it.
[09:53] Wolf-F
There's more to being an idol than singing.
[09:55] Wolf-F
Right, Mummy?
[09:57] Wolf-F
Ow!
[10:06] Wolf-F
It's cool, Mummy! I'm fine!
[10:09] Wolf-F
It's nothin', see?
[10:15] Wolf-F
Seriously, it's fine...
[10:17] Wolf-F
Mummy!
[10:20] Kuroitsu
Let me see your wound, Wolfie boy.
[10:22] Wolf-F
Forget me! She's—
[10:23] Kuroitsu
Just do it.
SIGN Gentle Gauze
SIGN Bandages
SIGN Clear Tape
[10:28] Wolf-F
Why'd you make Mummy to be like that?
[10:31] Wolf-F
There's way too much distance between
who she is and what she can do.
[10:35] Kuroitsu
Even for humans, there's frequently a
mismatch between what someone wants,
[10:39] Kuroitsu
where they end up, and what they can do.
[10:41] Kuroitsu
Of course, I didn't think that kind of
thing would happen with monsters.
[10:46] Kuroitsu
But she'll be fine if she plays
to her strengths, like you do.
[10:50] Wolf-F
Hang on a minute!
[10:52] Wolf-F
Did you forget I'm a combat monster?
[10:55] Wolf-F
I feel like I get used for every
weird, stupid thing but that!
[11:15] Camula
I can't claim to know the strength
of your determination to be an idol.
[11:20] Camula
But seeing a monster made for combat
aspiring to perform... is absurd.
[11:26] Camula
If you still wish to try, however...
[11:30] Camula
I shall test your resolve.
[11:33] Camula
Allow me to warn you...
[11:38] Camula
I am more than a mere idol fan.
[11:42] Camula
Now, choose!
[11:43] Camula
Idolhood or death?!
SIGN SPECIALIZED COUNTER-BLADE MONSTER
[12:13] sign
m 56 99 l 259 99 259 116 245 157 185 170 58 170
SIGN A monster designed to fight Blader. She possesses the ability to
produce blades from anywhere inside her body, as well as a learning
function that lets her counter any blade that comes at her. Due to her
experimental internal mechanism, there was neither space nor
funding to install voice functionality.
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
[12:13] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN BLADE GENERATION
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[12:42] Wolf-F
There's a hill I always longed to climb!
[12:48] Wolf-F
Then one day, step by step, I—
[12:51] Kuroitsu
That was awesome!
[12:52] Kuroitsu
You've got a pretty nice
singing voice, Wolfie boy!
[12:56] Kuroitsu
That was great!
[12:57] Kuroitsu
Maybe you'd like to be an idol, too?
[13:00] Wolf-F
N-No way! No freakin' way!
[13:02] Kuroitsu
You're not thinking of
forming a unit with Mummy?
[13:05] Wolf-F
It ain't about that.
[13:07] Wolf-F
I was thinkin' you could rig it so
my voice was comin' out of Mummy.
[13:11] Wolf-F
Then it'd sound like she
was the one singing.
[13:16] Kuroitsu
I suppose it's possible, but...
[13:18] Wolf-F
Mummy?
SIGN That would be deceiving the audience!
[13:20] Wolf-F
"That would be deceiving the audience."
[13:24] Kuroitsu
She's right.
SIGN That would be deceiving the audience!
SIGN That would be deceiving the audience!
[13:25] Kuroitsu
People should do things themselves,
no matter how it turns out.
SIGN That would be deceiving the audience!
SIGN That would be deceiving the audience!
[13:30] Kuroitsu
I guess that goes double
for a human-made monster.
[13:33] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu...
[13:34] Kuroitsu
I had an idea for an idol
monster a while back.
[13:38] Kuroitsu
What happened with you was
certainly unexpected,
[13:41] Kuroitsu
but the Development Department
would love to gather data
[13:45] Kuroitsu
along your quest to be an idol.
[13:48] Kuroitsu
So I'll help you, too.
[13:50] Kuroitsu
Let's get you a debut!
[13:52] Wolf-F
Debut?!
[13:53] Kuroitsu
Every idol needs a debut, right?
[13:57] Kuroitsu
Let's hold a small debut event
and make it a big success!
[14:01] Wolf-F & Mummy
Yeah!
[14:37] Kuroitsu
Mummy!
[14:39] Kuroitsu
We've got your event all set up!
SIGN Monster Idol
Mummy
[14:40] Kuroitsu
It's just an event space in one
of Agastia's affiliate shops,
[14:44] Kuroitsu
but it'll serve just fine for a debut!
[14:46] Wolf-F
Ain't that great, Mummy?
SIGN Monster Idol
Mummy
[14:49] Wolf-F
You've really got the dance moves
down, so I just know it'll go great!
[14:53] Mummy
Tha...aan...
[14:57] Mummy
Thank... Bibbrother...
[15:00] Mummy
Miz Kurritsu...
[15:02] Kuroitsu
Mummy, are you...
[15:05] Wolf-F
Hang on, is that a voice?!
[15:08] Mummy
Miz... Kurritsu...
[15:12] Mummy
Bibbrother!
[15:15] Wolf-F
Heck yeah! I'm your big brother!
[15:18] Wolf-F
This is awesome!
[15:25] Doctor
Where did these changes in
Mummy's throat come from?
[15:30] Doctor
It's too strange to be a
standard biological reaction.
[15:34] Doctor
Is she really forming a voice box?
[15:38] Kuroitsu
Do you think...
[15:40] Doctor
What is it, Miss Kuroitsu?
[15:43] Kuroitsu
I think I might know what's going on here.
[15:50] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula, did you implant her
with your pluripotent cells?
[15:57] Camula
I was opposed to the idea of
monsters aspiring to perform.
[16:01] Camula
Not only would it be stealing
work that only humans can do,
[16:06] Camula
but a monster designed for that purpose
would simply become a product showcase.
[16:12] Camula
But she was not designed to be an idol.
[16:17] Camula
In a way, she faces a far more
difficult path than a human would.
[16:23] Camula
I simply decided that, if she wishes
to be an idol despite that difficulty,
[16:28] Camula
I might as well help her along the way.
[16:34] Camula
Nowadays, it's possible to gain a following
on streaming sites and social media.
[16:39] Camula
There's no need to follow the idol's path.
[16:42] Camula
If there's one thing that every idol needs,
[16:46] Camula
it's the ability to invigorate those
around her—a certain sparkle.
[16:52] Camula
I believe she may just have that power.
[16:58] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula...
[17:00] Camula
But there's a far greater point at issue!
[17:04] Camula
If she does make it as an idol,
[17:07] Camula
it'll mean my cells will be part of an idol!
[17:11] Camula
But it's really not like that!
That's not why I did it!
[17:14] Camula
Why did I do something so presumptuous?!
[17:21] Camula
We've had a lot of trouble getting your cells
[17:23] Camula
to be compatible with any
of the monsters we've made.
[17:26] Camula
Why are they working in Mummy?
[17:30] Camula
Logically speaking,
[17:31] Camula
I'd say it's the fact that she's built tough,
[17:33] Camula
and that her body already
contains multipurpose cells.
[17:38] Camula
But if she really is an idol, is it so
unbelievable that she'd make a miracle happen?
SIGN Monster Idol
Mummy
[18:02] Kuroitsu
Do you think Mummy's voice will be ready?
[18:05] Wolf-F
She's been getting better
and better at speaking,
[18:08] Wolf-F
but she's been doing the song
practice all by herself...
[18:11] Wolf-F
She really worked hard at the dancing.
[18:14] Wolf-F
I think the concert'll be pretty darn good
with her just dancing to the music, but...
[18:41] Mummy
There's a hill I always longed to climb!
[18:47] Mummy
Then one day, step by step,
I started getting closer!
[18:52] Mummy
But how much work do I need to put in
[18:55] Mummy
before my determination finds its reward?
[18:58] Mummy
I'm running through the steps
I just learned! Ready, go!
[19:03] Mummy
People can laugh at me and
say that I'm crazy...
[19:09] Mummy
But I just want my voice
to reach your heart!
[19:14] Mummy
Hop, step, miracle! Yeah, yeah!
[19:17] Mummy
Miracles don't happen every day!
[19:20] Mummy
But I'll make one for myself! I believe!
[19:25] Mummy
With the power you've given me...
[19:30] Mummy
I will sing a song!
[19:32] Mummy
And I'll do it for you! So watch me, okay?
[19:35] Mummy
Smiling for you!
[19:55] Audience
That was awesome!
[20:03] Mummy
Hey, everyone!
[20:05] Mummy
Thanks so much for being here!
[20:09] Audience
Thank you! Thank you!
[20:11] Audience
Mummy!
[20:13] Doctor
There's still a lot we don't know
about monster development, eh?
[20:23] Kuroitsu
Great job!
[20:23] Wolf-F
Welcome back!
[20:27] Kuroitsu
Congratulations, Mummy!
[20:29] Kuroitsu
Your first concert was a huge success!
SIGN Thank you both!
[20:35] Wolf-F
And you didn't even cry
on stage! Great job, Mummy!
[20:39] Wolf-F
I know you can only talk a little right now.
[20:41] Wolf-F
But I know you'll be able
to talk your head off soon!
[20:46] Wolf-F
And then we'll have an even bigger concert!
SIGN Thanks, Big Brother!
SIGN Thanks, Big Brother!
[20:54] Kuroitsu
You're soft on your adopted
little sister, huh?
[20:56] Kuroitsu
Big Brother!
[20:58] Wolf-F
Hey, shaddap!
[20:59] Wolf-F
I always get treated as a
little sister or a daughter!
[21:03] Wolf-F
Let me help be supportive of
someone who's under me for once!
SIGN The golden boy!
[21:09] Wolf-F
The golden boy?
[21:10] Kuroitsu
You mean the person who
wrote the song is here?
[21:16] Megistus
It is I!
[21:17] Wolf-F & Kuro
Lord Megistus?!
[21:19] Megistus
The lyrics, the music, the mixing,
the choreography, the production...
[21:23] Megistus
It is I who handled them all!
[21:27] Narrator
It was a well-known fact in
certain parts of Agastia
[21:31] Narrator
that Megistus was a golden
boy in the industry.
[21:34] Kenji
She had such a beautiful voice.
[21:37] Kenji
But I can't help but feel like
I've met her somewhere before.
[21:44] Kenji
My heart is pounding.
[21:45] Kenji
What a strange feeling!
I've never felt this way before!
[21:50] Narrator
He was recalling the terror of fighting her.
SIGN Special Thanks to This Episode's
Local Heroes!
SIGN Tea Hero Sajin
SIGN Did you spot them?
SIGN Tea Hero Sajin 888
(Nonaka Kobo, Inc)
SIGN These heroes are
not a work of fiction!
They really exist!
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] Kuroitsu
Next time on episode 11...
SIGN The Sacrifice Willingly Attending the Banquet of Evil Gods Must Either Be Eaten and Accept Their Role as Sacrifice or Devour the Evil Gods and So Become One
[23:29] Kuroitsu
See you then!
E11 - The Sacrifice Willingly Attending the Banquet of Evil Gods Must Either Be Eaten and Accept Their Role as Sacrifice or Devour the Evil Gods and So Become One
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Takumi Tsutsui
[00:05] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:08] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:13] Fenrir
My fellows!
SIGN Close-Combat Executive
Fenrir
[00:15] Fenrir
Thank you for participating in
this Agastia Employee Retreat.
[00:19] Jaguar
Indeed.
[00:21] Jaguar
Your courage is impressive, Kuroitsu!
[00:23] Fleurety
No more monsters coming than this, huh?
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[00:28] Kuroitsu
We're so happy to be here!
[00:31] Wolf-F
This isn't an employee retreat...
[00:34] Wolf-F
It's an executive conference!
SIGN — Episode 11 —
The Sacrifice Willingly Attending
the Banquet of Evil Gods Must
Either Be Eaten and Accept Their
Role as Sacrifice or Devour the
Evil Gods and So Become One
[02:15] Fenrir
Kuroitsu is a familiar
face from our meetings.
[02:18] Fenrir
But is the wolf girl the
only monster participant?
[02:20] Fleurety
I think it shows guts.
SIGN Freezing Combat Executive
Fleurety
[02:23] Fleurety
Wish I had someone with nerve
like that in my department.
[02:26] Skylla
Absolutely not.
SIGN Black Beast Transformation Executive
Skylla
[02:27] Skylla
Wolfie girl here is like my
little sister, you know.
[02:31] Wolf-F
Little sister?
[02:32] Kuroitsu
We created you using Lady
Skylla's design as reference.
[02:36] Kuroitsu
She really helped with your development.
SIGN Secret Agent Executive
Peryton
[02:39] Peryton
Making your personal specs public...
[02:41] Peryton
Unbelievable.
[02:43] Peryton
I think it suggests a lack
of true executive mindset.
[02:48] Skylla
Listen to you, Peryton!
[02:50] Skylla
Personally, I think a true executive
mindset demands being a team player.
[02:55] Fenrir
Why do you always have to feud like this?
[02:59] Fenrir
And, as usual, not everyone came.
[03:02] Fleurety
Who's missing this time?
[03:04] Fenrir
Camula was too busy with work.
[03:07] Fenrir
Then there were Kraken and Amanoiwato...
SIGN Polar Research Executive
Salamander
[03:11] Salamander
Pretty typical for rocky-jerk
and squiddy-jerk.
[03:17] Amanoiwato
To leave our headquarters bereft
of executives is far too perilous!
[03:21] Amanoiwato
I, Amanoiwato, shall devote
myself to its guardianship!
SIGN Base Defense Executive
Amanoiwato
[03:26] Amanoiwato
I declare this our last line of defense!
SIGN Aqueous Combat Executive
Kraken
[03:29] Kraken
I agree!
[03:31] Kraken
Agastia's headquarters must
not be left undefended!
[03:36] Fleurety
I think it's fine with the chief
of staff there, personally.
SIGN Force of Power Executive
Warrior of Jaguar
[03:40] Jaguar
They're all a bunch of Nervous Nellies!
[03:43] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu... How could you
join an executives-only retreat?
[03:48] Wolf-F
She's so fearless.
[03:51] Kuroitsu
Don't be scared, Wolfie boy.
[03:54] Kuroitsu
It's an unprecedented chance to learn about
the capabilities of typically aloof executives!
[04:00] Wolf-F
Like I'm in any position
to think about that!
[04:03] Wolf-F
But that's the reason she did it, huh?
[04:06] Uncle
My fine ladies, Miss Kuroitsu, Miss Bete.
SIGN Strategic Intelligence Executive
Long-range Uncle
[04:09] Uncle
There's a bar I frequent with
a fine view of the city lights.
[04:12] Uncle
Would you care to make it a threesome?
[04:16] Kuroitsu
That's a rather antiquated
come-on, Lord Uncle.
[04:20] Wolf-F
And invitin' two people
at once is pretty shady.
[04:23] Uncle
I simply can't bear to be
alone for long, you see.
[04:26] Uncle
I greatly prefer the company of friends!
[04:30] Skylla
Then take your pathetic flirting
to that sweaty bunch over there!
[04:35] Skylla
Keep your distance, Wolfie girl!
[04:36] Skylla
Men are the true wolves, every one of them!
[04:39] Wolf-F
Huh? But I'm—
[04:41] Salamander
Give it up, Wolf Bete.
[04:44] Salamander
Skylla's really—
[04:49] Salamander
—really... smart.
[04:52] Peryton
He hedged it.
[04:54] Jaguar
Pathetic behavior from an evil executive!
[04:58] Skylla
But I tell you, Wolfie girl,
all men really are beasts!
[05:01] Skylla
You really must afford them a wide berth.
[05:05] Narrator
Wolf's instincts recognized Skylla,
who shared his genetic factors,
[05:09] Narrator
as his superior.
[05:11] Narrator
Additionally, his canine nature made it
impossible for him to defy a superior.
[05:18] Wolf-F
Yeah, I'm freakin'...
[05:20] Wolf-F
I mean, I'm quite afraid of men, too!
[05:23] Skylla
Are you, poor dear? There, there...
[05:27] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy...
[05:30] Fenrir
All right, let's get our rooms.
[05:32] Fenrir
Come get your key when I call your name.
[05:34] all
Okay!
[05:36] Fenrir
First up... oh? The writing's so small.
I must be getting on in years...
[05:38] Arachne
I think she likes you, Wolf.
[05:40] Fleurety
It's important to have traditional desserts
in the room. I wonder what they've got.
[05:41] Arachne
Take care.
[05:42] Wolf-F
What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN Dimension Shifting Executive
Weaver Monster Arachne
[05:44] Arachne
Skylla is an exceptionally
temperamental person.
[05:46] Arachne
When she takes a liking to
something, she's unstoppable.
[05:49] Arachne
Once, long ago, I...
[06:06] Kuroitsu
You can't beat traditional inns!
[06:10] Wolf-F
I only just got to my room,
[06:13] Wolf-F
but I'm already frickin' exhausted.
[06:15] Wolf-F
Wait... is this my room?!
[06:18] Kuroitsu
Well, yeah.
[06:19] Wolf-F
I'm with you, Miss Kuroitsu?!
[06:21] Kuroitsu
What's the big deal, Wolfie boy?
[06:24] Kuroitsu
You're a delicate maiden who's
"quite afraid of men," aren't you?
[06:30] Skylla
Wolfie girl!
[06:31] Skylla
Let's go have a little fun!
[06:34] Wolf-F
Y-Yes, Lady Skylla!
[06:37] Kuroitsu
Give it your best, Wolfie boy!
[06:42] Kuroitsu
But now it's time to get to work!
[06:50] Fleurety
Observing the executives?
[06:53] Fleurety
Well, passion for your work
is a pretty decent quality.
[06:56] Kuroitsu
Thank you so much!
[06:58] Peryton
As a secret agent, I refuse to cooperate.
[07:02] Salamander
What's the big deal if she watches a while?
[07:05] Salamander
But get this, Kuroitsu.
[07:07] Salamander
"Executive" ain't a title
just anyone can get.
[07:11] Salamander
We don't go showin' off our
capabilities that easy.
[07:13] Salamander
And if you do happen to see 'em,
it might just be the last thing you—
[07:19] Salamander
Lay off me, you brats! I ain't merchandise!
[07:26] Kuroitsu
Still... he sure is cute...
[07:29] Fleurety
The dumplings at that shop
were really delicious.
[07:32] Kuroitsu
Are we on a food tour now?
[07:35] Fleurety
I run the supply warehouses, after all.
[07:37] Fleurety
Testing out supplies is part of my job.
[07:42] Narrator
The ice powers of Freezing
Combat Executive Fleurety
[07:45] Narrator
were used to keep Agastia's
foodstuffs in cold storage.
[07:51] Salamander
Hey!
[07:52] Salamander
Quit cuddlin' me, darn it!
[07:54] Kuroitsu
I'm so sorry, Lord Salamander.
[07:57] Kuroitsu
I didn't even realize I was doing it.
[07:59] Fleurety
Wonder if they'd be better chilled...
[08:04] Peryton
It doesn't look like you're working to me.
[08:07] Peryton
And what need is there to
eat anything but hyorogan?
[08:13] Narrator
Hyorogan, or ration pellets, are a portable
foodstuff eaten by the ninja of old.
[08:18] Salamander
But those are so...
[08:20] Fleurety
They're just so...
[08:22] Kuroitsu
What, they're not good?
[08:24] Fleurety
Well, they started making them bigger
and bigger to make them taste better.
[08:28] Salamander
Now they're hard to carry around,
take forever to prepare,
[08:32] Salamander
and you eat 'em with a knife and fork!
[08:35] Peryton
All in the pursuit of superior flavors!
[08:39] Salamander
Ration pellets shouldn't be about flavor.
[08:43] Salamander
I told you to quit cuddlin' me, darn it!
[08:47] Kuroitsu
But you're just so smooth and squishy...
[08:52] Salamander
Knock it off!
[08:56] Jaguar
I can't be satisfied unless I'm number one!
[08:59] Fenrir
All right. And?
[09:01] Jaguar
You and I are the only executives
specialized for close-range combat, Fenrir.
[09:07] Jaguar
I don't think I need to say more.
[09:11] Fenrir
I see.
[09:12] Fenrir
Yes...
[09:13] Fenrir
Warrior of Jaguar.
[09:15] Fenrir
You leave me no other option.
[09:18] Fenrir
You wish to develop a joint
finishing move. Is that correct?
[09:24] Jaguar
Hell no!
[09:25] Jaguar
I wanna fight and find out
who's better once and for all!
[09:29] Fenrir
I have spent a great deal of time simulating
executive combination attacks.
[09:34] Jaguar
Well, stop it! It's creepy!
[09:36] Jaguar
We executives can't just start dishin'
out team attacks like we're pals!
[09:41] Jaguar
We could never show our
faces to a hero again!
[09:43] Kuroitsu
It is a tricky suggestion.
[09:48] Kuroitsu
The real problem is that Lord Jaguar
would never actually do as he was told.
[09:54] Jaguar
What, you got a particular problem with me?
[09:57] Kuroitsu
Oh, of course not!
[10:00] Kuroitsu
It's a particular problem with
you and Lord Uncle both.
[10:02] Jaguar
Why are you sticking me
in the creep category?!
[10:07] Jaguar
You'll pay for that!
[10:10] Fenrir
I won't allow this.
[10:12] Fenrir
Violence against subordinates is an
unacceptable violation of our code of conduct!
[10:17] Fenrir
I want to see you become
[10:20] Fenrir
a rule-abiding executive who keeps
strictly to the straight and narrow!
[10:24] Jaguar
How the hell is this old
man an evil executive?!
[10:27] Jaguar
Who made you to be this way?!
[10:34] Arachne
Hey, Eldridge, you're pretty good at this!
SIGN Scientific Advisor Executive
Eldridge
[10:37] Eldridge
And I can tell you're someone who spends all
her time in her castle playing this junk.
[10:42] Kuroitsu
You don't usually venture
this far out, Lady Arachne.
[10:47] Kuroitsu
I was sure you'd sit this trip out.
[10:51] Arachne
I just love hot springs!
[10:55] Eldridge
Miss Kuroitsu...
[10:56] Eldridge
This game's characters are truly intriguing!
[11:00] Kuroitsu
Ouch!
[11:01] Eldridge
They change from humanoids into
mollusks in the blink of an eye!
[11:06] Eldridge
Is this cellular reorganization
accomplished with electric stimuli?!
[11:10] Eldridge
And then they can swim around in
the fluid they've splashed about!
[11:14] Eldridge
Wait... do they fuse with it on a molecular
level to transmit their mass?!
[11:20] Arachne
Extroverted nerds are the dang worst!
[11:27] Kuroitsu
What are you doing, Lord Uncle?
[11:30] Uncle
Lonely and alone, I'm managing
the day's goods transfers.
[11:35] Uncle
Miss Arachne refused to entertain
my company, you see.
[11:38] Kuroitsu
You'd better watch out, Lady Arachne.
[11:42] Kuroitsu
Lord Uncle's gonna come on to you.
[11:46] Uncle
You have nothing to worry
about there, Miss Kuroitsu.
[11:49] Uncle
I am Miss Arachne's captive,
both figuratively and literally.
[11:58] Arachne
Yeah, Uncle's just annoying to be around.
[12:00] Arachne
Dude won't ever be real with you, y'know?
[12:04] Uncle
You wound me!
[12:06] Uncle
I could speak of your charms
all night long, Miss Arachne.
[12:16] Jyuyushi A
It seems the report that Agastia's
executives would be here today was correct.
[12:20] Jyuyushi B
If we finish them all off in one go,
[12:23] Jyuyushi B
we can make the jump to
the national level in a flash!
[12:26] Jyuyushi A
We won't rest until it's done!
[12:29] both
We are the Assassin Rangers: Jyuyushi!
[12:33] both
When it comes to taking down evil,
[12:35] both
there's nothing we won't do!
[12:38] Skylla
Come to me, Wolfie girl!
[12:41] Skylla
I'll wash you off.
[12:43] Wolf-F
N-No thanks, I'm good here.
[12:46] Skylla
Come along.
[12:48] Wolf-F
R-Right...
SIGN CLOSE-COMBAT SPECIALIZED MONSTER
[12:52] sign
m 58 114 l 261 117 260 135 223 164 59 163
SIGN His basic settings were based primarily on the executive Skylla,
allowing superior cost performance relative to his stats.
Despite highly versatile combat abilities, he is more valued as
a mascot from a marketing perspective.
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
[12:52] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN BLACK BEAST TRANSFORMATION
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[13:00] Wolf-F
How'd I end up in this mess?
[13:04] Skylla
Wolfie girl, your skin is so beautiful.
[13:07] Skylla
I'm so jealous.
[13:08] Wolf-F
O-Oh, it's not that great...
[13:11] Wolf-F
Yours is much prettier, Lady Skylla.
[13:14] Skylla
Are you saying I'm beautiful?
[13:16] Wolf-F
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[13:18] Skylla
Won't you leave yourself
in my hands, Wolfie girl?
[13:21] Skylla
I'll be gentle with my washing.
[13:28] Wolf-F
H-Hey! Th-That's a little too...
[13:30] Skylla
Stay still, now.
[13:32] Skylla
Don't move.
[13:34] Wolf-F
R-Right!
[13:37] Skylla
How adorable you are, Wolfie girl!
[13:39] Wolf-F
I d-don't know about that...
[13:42] Skylla
Don't be afraid.
[13:44] Skylla
You don't like this sort of thing?
[13:46] Wolf-F
I w-wouldn't say that, exactly...
[13:51] Skylla
You like it, then?
[13:53] Wolf-F
I w-wouldn't say that, either...
[13:56] Jyuyushi C&D
They're vulnerable!
[13:57] Skylla
Look out!
[14:01] Wolf-F
These don't look like your
garden-variety peeping Toms.
[14:04] Jyuyushi C
We are heroes!
[14:06] Jyuyushi D
We strike down evil in the name of justice!
[14:09] Wolf-F
What the hell kind of heroes
bust into the girls' bath
[14:11] Wolf-F
and start swingin' blades without
even introducin' themselves?!
[14:15] Jyuyushi C
Well, if we declared ourselves
the Assassin Rangers first,
[14:17] Jyuyushi C
we wouldn't be very good assassins.
[14:19] Jyuyushi D
What he said!
[14:20] Wolf-F
Not my problem!
[14:22] Jyuyushi D
Now, sit back and be assassinated!
[14:26] Skylla
You've ruined my time with
my precious Wolfie girl...
[14:32] Skylla
And now you shall pay!
[14:34] Skylla
I'll tear you to shreds!
[14:39] Jyuyushi D
Th-The beasts!
[14:41] Jyuyushi C
What is this monster?!
[14:43] Wolf-F
Bete Claw!
[14:50] Wolf-F
Guess I'd better call the others.
[14:54] Skylla
Come now, Wolfie girl.
[14:56] Skylla
I'll get you nice and clean again.
[14:59] Wolf-F
I guess the danger's not
over for me, though!
[15:03] Fleurety
Boy, this is nice.
SIGN Foot Bath
Adult 100 Child 50
SIGN Day
Trip
Foot
Bath
[15:06] Fleurety
True bliss.
[15:09] Peryton
Should our freezing combat executive
be warming up in a foot bath?
[15:14] Salamander
Maybe I'll join you.
[15:18] Peryton
This is a foot bath. What do
you think you're doing?
[15:21] Salamander
This is the only way I can get my feet in.
[15:25] Salamander
Could stand to be hotter, though.
[15:28] Salamander
Maybe I'll heat it up a bit...
[15:35] Jyuyushi E
They fell for it!
[15:37] Jyuyushi E
Assassin Ninja Technique, Inferno Escape!
[15:39] Salamander
I said it could stand to be hotter...
[15:42] Salamander
But that's a little extreme, don't you think?
[15:45] Jyuyushi E
What?!
[15:46] Salamander
I'm designed to deal with
extreme temperatures.
[15:50] Salamander
Your fire can't do squat against me.
[15:56] Jyuyushi G
What?! I can't move!
[15:57] Jyuyushi E
They tricked us!
[15:58] Jyuyushi F
Damn it!
[16:00] Fleurety
What's with the wannabe ninjas?
[16:02] Fleurety
Is this supposed to be some
kind of entertainment?
[16:05] Peryton
I've received a report from Uncle.
[16:07] Peryton
They appear to be a minor hero gang.
[16:10] Peryton
You call yourselves the Assassin Rangers,
but your work is terribly sloppy!
[16:14] Peryton
Only a hack would show up to boast
seconds after springing a trap!
[16:19] Peryton
And you completely failed
to mask your presences!
[16:23] Peryton
I knew you were there from the start!
[16:27] Salamander
You knew, but you still let
me trigger their trap?
[16:32] Peryton
Better than an innocent civilian doing it!
[16:35] Peryton
Now, line up!
[16:38] Peryton
I'll teach you the
fundamentals of espionage!
[16:41] Peryton
You'll want to take notes, too!
[16:43] Jyuyushi F
Uh, we don't have notepads...
[16:45] Peryton
Then go buy some at that souvenir shop!
[16:48] Peryton
Dash!
[16:48] Salamander
I ended up with a real pain in the rear.
[16:50] Jyuyushi
D-Dash?! R-Right!
[16:58] Fenrir
Not bad at all, Jaguar!
[17:01] Jaguar
When I fight, I never lose!
[17:03] Fenrir
Your resolve is impressive.
[17:05] Fenrir
Then let's kick it up a notch!
[17:08] Jaguary
Sounds good to me!
[17:22] Fenrir
Look at you, keeping up with me!
[17:24] Jaguar
I'm not the Jaguar I once was!
[17:27] Kuroitsu
You guys are awfully fired up over
a little game of ping-pong.
[17:33] Kuroitsu
Who are these people?
[17:36] Fenrir
Uncle's investigation revealed them
to be a group of lesser heroes
[17:40] Fenrir
with a headquarters nearby.
[17:42] Kuroitsu
"Assassin Rangers Jyuyushi."
[17:45] Kuroitsu
It looks like they're up to
some pretty radical things.
[17:48] Kuroitsu
I doubt the world would get behind
an assassination-based hero team.
[17:52] Jyuyushi A
The only true justice is the dispatch of evil!
[17:55] Jyuyushi A
The methods don't matter!
[17:58] Kuroitsu
Actually, methods are very important.
[17:59] Kuroitsu
Running an operation like that costs money.
[18:02] Kuroitsu
You can't run an organization
without everyone's cooperation.
[18:06] Jyuyushi B
Evil is unworthy of speaking such just words!
[18:10] Jyuyushi H
Prepare to die!
[18:19] Eldridge
I guess the Philadelphia Plan
is running smoothly.
[18:22] Eldridge
Are you all right?
[18:24] Kuroitsu
You're so awesome, Lord Eldridge!
[18:28] Eldridge
I suppose I am!
[18:30] Eldridge
By the way, I think a flaw in the system
is giving me selective amnesia.
[18:35] Eldridge
Who exactly are you?
[18:39] Kuroitsu
The Plan's still got some
bugs to work out, huh?
[18:44] Jyuyushi A
Curse you!
[18:45] Jyuyushi A
But this isn't over!
[18:47] Jyuyushi A
We still have an ace up our sleeve!
[19:03] Salamander
Hey, look! They sent out a robot!
[19:06] Fleurety
Yeah, they definitely got
that one second-hand.
[19:10] Fleurety
Some other hero team must've had it before.
[19:13] Salamander
What do we do?
[19:15] Fleurety
You'd probably only need three of us
together to take out a second-hand robot.
[19:21] Peryton
No, wait.
[19:22] Peryton
I hear something.
[19:25] Jyuyushi I
You're all finished!
[19:28] Jyuyushi C
It's a cornerstone of justice,
even if it means hurting civilians!
[19:33] Fenrir
This isn't good.
[19:35] Kuroitsu
We've got to get the civilians to safety!
[19:37] Uncle
No, we'll be fine.
[19:40] Uncle
It seems he came along, as well.
SIGN Curse Dragon Executive
Fáfnir
[20:05] Jaguar
Fáfnir...
[20:06] Jaguar
I didn't know he was coming today!
[20:09] Fenrir
He wants to come every time,
[20:12] Fenrir
but there are operational costs
that come up when he moves around.
[20:14] Eldridge
Hey, we did it!
[20:17] Eldridge
Actually, who's that big guy?
[20:21] Kuroitsu
The Philadelphia Plan really is dicey.
[20:26] Fleurety
What a dodgy bunch of heroes.
[20:28] Salamander
But the people seem to think it was a show,
[20:31] Salamander
so I guess it's okay.
[20:33] Salamander
Hey! Wave to the people, Fáfnir!
SIGN Special Guest Hero
Astro Fighter Sunred
Created by: Makoto Kubota
Art by: Kazuaki Morita
SIGN ° This hero is a work of fiction! He doesn't really exist!
[20:41] Narrator
And so, despite a few minor bumps in the road,
the employee retreat was a success.
[20:48] Narrator
Or so they believed...
[20:51] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu...
[20:52] Wolf-F
I never wanna go to one of those again!
[20:56] Kuroitsu
Maybe next time we'll go
somewhere, just you and me.
[21:01] Wolf-F
Just you and me?!
[21:10] Akashic
Take that! And that, and that!
[21:12] Akashic
You jerk! You big loser!
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[21:14] Akashic
You traitor!
[21:15] Akashic
Leaving me off on my own like that...
[21:17] Akashic
You're really gonna pay!
[21:23] Mizuki
What's up?
[21:26] Akashic
Who're you?
[21:28] Mizuki
Well, actually... I play that game, too.
[21:35] Mizuki
You got left behind?
[21:37] Akashic
Yeah, I'm all alone.
[21:39] Akachic
The others are off on a really fun trip.
[21:41] Mizuki
That sounds pretty lonely.
[21:43] Akashic
Well, I'm not lonely at all!
[21:45] Akashic
I'm fine.
[21:47] Akashic
I just hate being left behind.
[21:50] Mizuki
You're a strong person.
[21:51] Akashic
Of course I am!
[21:53] Akashic
I'm the strongest there is.
[21:54] Mizuki
I'm jealous.
[21:56] Akashic
How come?
[21:57] Mizuki
I'm not strong at all.
I'm always lonely, too.
[22:01] Akashic
You don't have any friends?
[22:04] Mizuki
Oh, here it comes! Hurry!
[22:06] Akashic
Uh-oh!
[22:09] Mizuki
I guess my senpai at work
is kind of like a friend.
[22:12] Akashic
Is she nice?
[22:14] Mizuki
I think so...
[22:18] Akashic
Yes! We won! I've never gotten
past this part before!
[22:22] Akashic
You're really good at this!
[22:25] Mizuki
Oh, hey...
SIGN Cream Roll
50% price as marked
[22:27] Mizuki
Wanna split it?
[22:31] Akashic
Sure!
[22:38] Mizuki
Yes? Mizuki here.
[22:39] Matsuyama
You're free, right, Mizuki?
[22:42] Matsuyama
I got a call from a new employer.
[22:57] Akashic
Attention, all!
[22:58] Akashic
Allow me to introduce...
[23:01] Akashic
Agastia's newest executives,
[23:04] Akashic
Karen Mizuki and Heiki Matsuyama!
[23:08] all
All glory to Agastia!
[23:10] all
All glory to Agastia!
[23:13] Salamander
All glory to Agastia!
[23:15] all
Glory!
[23:16] all
Glory!
[23:18] all
Glory!
[23:18] Akashic
I'm counting on you two!
SIGN Next Time
[23:27] kuro
Join us next time for the final episode of Miss
Kuroitsu of the Monster Development Department!
SIGN Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Cannibal
E12 - Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant of Heaven or Merely a Savage Ca
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[00:01] Narrator
As long as good exists in this world,
[00:03] Narrator
so, too, shall evil thrive.
[00:03] sign
Narrator
[00:03] sign
Daisuke Ban
[00:06] Narrator
But behind this eternal
clash of good and evil,
[00:09] Narrator
there is another battle that goes unseen.
[00:17] Akashic
Excuse me, Executive.
[00:18] Akashic
I'd like some tea.
[00:19] Matsuyama
Yes, ma'am!
[00:23] Akashic
Executive, do we have any
sweets to go with this?
[00:25] Matsuyama
Yes, ma'am!
[00:29] Matsuyama
Shall I rub your shoulders,
Great Leader of Akashic?
[00:32] Akashic
How considerate of you, Executive!
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus
SIGN Incoming
[00:40] Akashic
Speaking.
[00:41] Megistus
Great Leader, the time draws nigh.
[00:44] Akashic
Understood. I'm on my way.
[00:49] Akashic
I've got a bit of work to do.
[00:50] Akashic
We'll finish this later.
[00:52] Mizuki
Yes, ma'am!
[00:57] Mizuki
Miss Matsuyama...
[00:58] Mizuki
Is this executive stuff...
[01:01] Matsuyama
Mizuki, honey...
[01:03] Matsuyama
Don't think about it too hard!
SIGN Celebrate - Executive Promotion
Karen Mizuki
SIGN Episode 12
Those Sacrifices Saved from Hell by
a Black-Winged Devil That Devours Other
Devils Will Revere It as God Regardless
of Whether Its Act Makes It a Servant
of Heaven or Merely a Savage Cannibal
[01:15] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy!
SIGN Secret Society Agastia Monster Development Department
New Assistant: Wolf Bete
[01:19] Wolf-F
I ain't gonna hold out
much longer like this.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Doctor: Hajime Sadamaki
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Monster Development Department
Assistant: Touka Kuroitsu
[01:21] Kuroitsu
This is so weird.
[01:23] Kuroitsu
I'm sure the principle is correct...
[01:26] Wolf-F
Yeah, we were all pretty excited
when we first heard the idea.
[01:30] Doctor
I think that this monster concept,
based on all the data we've collected so far,
[01:34] Doctor
is a very interesting one.
[01:36] Doctor
But it's going to take a pretty long
time to finish it at our lab's scale.
[01:40] Wolf-F
Huh? How many times are you
gonna blow me up here?
[01:45] Kuroitsu
If only we had a little more funding...
[01:49] Camula
You might be getting more soon.
SIGN Pluripotent Cellular Executive
Immortal Camula
[01:51] Kuroitsu
Lady Camula?
[01:53] Camula
However... things might also
get a little more complicated.
[01:58] Kuroitsu
What do you mean by that?
[01:59] Camula
I've only heard the rumors, myself, but...
[02:04] Kuroitsu
What?! Agastia's getting bought
out by a foreign investor?!
[02:10] Zet
If you were to join our
Secret Society: Zet Arc group,
[02:15] Zet
we could easily enhance Agastia's
domination potential.
[02:19] Megistus
We will need to consider our
response to your offer.
SIGN Absolute Zero Chief of Staff
Megistus
[02:22] Zet
Surely there's no reason to hesitate.
[02:24] Zet
It's a fine deal, isn't it?
[02:27] Megistus
We will consider it,
[02:29] Megistus
and contact you again when we're ready.
[02:31] Zet
Very well...
[02:33] Zet
I see.
[02:34] Zet
But do remember that you
have little time to waste.
[02:38] Zet
Decisions should be made ASAP.
[02:40] Zet
That is the global standard.
SIGN Secret Society: Agastia Great Leader
Akashic
[02:45] Akashic
Ugh! What a jerk!
[02:48] Akashic
Thinking he can boss us around...
[02:50] Megistus
It is common enough for companies
to think that their capital
[02:54] Megistus
should be synonymous with their influence.
[02:56] Megistus
But what is your decision, Great Leader?
[03:00] Megistus
They're requiring no restructuring
of our executive level or below.
[03:03] Megistus
We'll receive more funding, and our
compensation will greatly improve.
[03:11] Narrator
World domination is about safety in size!
[03:12] Doctor
The foreign investor,
Secret Society: Zet Arc...
[03:14] Narrator
All of our affiliate companies
see rapid growth!
[03:16] Doctor
Those worldwide players really have it good.
[03:17] Narrator
Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!
[03:19] Camula
It appears Zet Arc is interested in
direct expansion into the Asia region.
[03:20] Narrator
Zet Arc will repaint the whole world!
[03:24] Doctor
But doesn't M&A among evil secret
societies seem a little...
[03:27] Wolf-F
M&A?
[03:29] Kuroitsu
Mergers and acquisitions.
[03:32] Kuroitsu
It means buying up companies.
[03:34] Doctor
I expect they must want to use us as
a foothold for expansion into Asia.
[03:39] Doctor
That lab's budget is clearly
orders of magnitude above ours!
[03:43] Wolf-F
With something like that, we could do
all the monster development we wanted!
[03:47] Kuroitsu
But... we can't actually join them, can we?
[03:54] Camula
But according to Uncle's investigations,
[03:56] Camula
they're not afraid of strong-arming
to get their way.
SIGN Specialized Counter-Blade Monster
Mummy
SIGN Chocolate Monster
Melty
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[04:09] Kenji
Welcome!
[04:11] Kuroitsu
Three orders of pork on rice,
[04:12] Kuroitsu
with two helpings of pickled ginger each.
[04:15] Announcer
And now for our next story.
[04:17] Announcer
Marukari Corporation announced its acquisition
by foreign investor Amajin Corporation.
SIGN FOREIGN INVESTOR ACQUISITION
SIGN FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
SIGN FOREIGN COMPANY BUYS
OUT MARUKARI CORPORATION
SIGN Caution! Flashing lights!
[04:25] Kuroitsu
Hey, that's the company
we used to make Melty.
[04:28] Kuroitsu
I guess companies don't necessarily
stay the same forever.
[04:33] Hydra
Mr. Cannon, how do you like today's lunch?
SIGN Re-Regenerated • Regenerating Monster
New • Hydra
[04:37] Cannon
Oh, it's delicious!
SIGN Long-Range Attack Specialized Monster
Cannon Thunderbird
[04:39] Cannon
You're such a great cook, Miss Hydra!
[04:41] One
Incidentally, I've heard there's
been some talk of M&A!
[04:44] Three
Guess Agastia's in big trouble, huh?
[04:46] Hydra
What's an M&A?
[04:48] Cannon
Is it a type of chocolate?
[04:52] Three
What kind of question is that?!
[04:52] Two
You really try my patience...
[04:52] One
Now I want to eat some chocolate.
[04:52] Four
I think he's trying to make Matsu laugh...
[04:56] Yuto
Haven't you done enough, Reo?
[04:59] Reo
Absolutely not!
[05:00] Reo
I'm awesome at this!
I could keep winning all day!
[05:02] Reo
And you can keep the plushies, Yuto.
[05:05] Yuto
Th-Thanks...
[05:06] Yuto
So you're not actually doing it
because you want the stuff?
[05:11] Reo
This sensation...
[05:12] Reo
A monster?
[05:14] Yuto
I'm not picking up any mana, at least.
[05:19] Kenji
What is that?
[05:20] Kenji
It doesn't feel like one of Agastia's monsters.
[05:26] Jaguar Man
Jaguar Base here!
[05:28] Jaguar Man
We're under attack from an unknown monster!
[05:31] Jaguar Man
I can't get in touch with Lord Jaguar!
[05:33] Kraken Man
This is the undersea observatory!
[05:35] Kraken Man
Something has us surrounded!
[05:38] Eldridge Woman
Emergency!
[05:39] Eldridge Woman
We're getting external interference in
Lord Eldridge's Philadelphia Plan dimension!
[05:43] Akashic
What's all this, then?
[05:45] Zet
Isn't it obvious?
[05:47] Zet
We're attacking your executives' bases.
[05:50] Zet
We are realists, you see.
[05:53] Zet
We wish to drive seizure of your
assets in a thoroughly agile manner.
[05:57] Megistus
Oh? I don't recall giving you our answer yet.
[06:02] Zet
If I might rephrase more simply,
[06:04] Zet
we have rescinded, from you,
the element of choice.
[06:07] Zet
It's time to accept what's happening.
[06:10] Megistus
Would this be a hostile takeover, then?
[06:13] Akashic
In other words, an invasion.
[06:16] Zet
You exaggerate, surely.
[06:18] Zet
I simply thought I'd show
a minor organization
[06:20] Zet
that has failed to control even
this small area after so long
[06:23] Zet
what true power looks like.
[06:40] Cannon
Get out of here, everyone!
[06:41] Hydra
The emergency exits are this way! Hurry!
[06:50] Wolf-F
Bete Claw!
[06:52] Wolf-F
What's with these things?
[06:54] Wolf-F
Are they machines or something?!
[06:59] Kuroitsu
This is...
[07:00] Kuroitsu
There are monsters integrated
into the machinery.
[07:04] Kuroitsu
They must take the monsters
from the companies they buy,
[07:06] Kuroitsu
alter them to their company standard,
[07:07] Kuroitsu
and force them to work against their will.
[07:09] Wolf-F
Ignoring the will of the monsters, huh?
[07:11] Wolf-F
That's nuts!
[07:14] Kuroitsu
As an evil organization ourselves,
[07:16] Kuroitsu
we're in no position to object to the practice.
[07:18] Kuroitsu
But I still don't like their methods!
[07:22] Wolf-F
Yeah.
[07:26] Wolf-F
Miss Kuroitsu?
SIGN MASS PRODUCTION MONSTER
[07:28] sign
m 54 110 l 56 176 124 176 203 169 215 150 213 110
SIGN Zet Arc's monster. Can be swiftly mass-produced to a
unified standard. With the versatility to perform any task
and the ability to mindlessly receive orders, they are
rumored to be the future of mass-produced monsters
in the world marketplace.
SIGN SPECIAL ABILITIES
[07:28] sign
m 60 203 l 59 225 193 226 224 213 218 202
SIGN UNKNOWN
SIGN POWER
SIGN SPEED
SIGN ENDURANCE
SIGN COST
PERFORMANCE
SIGN INTELLIGENCE
SIGN TECHNIQUE
[07:47] Hydra
I'll back you up, Mr. Cannon!
[07:50] Cannon
Fall back, everyone!
[07:51] Cannon
Lightning-calling system,
Great Spirit, activate!
[07:59] Hydra
You did it!
[08:02] Cannon
But...
[08:04] Cannon
We're not even making a dent!
[08:08] Kuroitsu
Reinforcements!
[08:09] Wolf-F
How can there be more of the darn things?!
[08:11] Zet
Did you think I'd fail to evaluate
your combat ability correctly?
[08:16] Zet
I've prepared exactly what I require to win.
[08:21] Kuroitsu
You're a Zet Arc executive, then?
[08:23] Zet
I am Zet Acht, soon to be your superior.
[08:26] Zet
I would advise you to put an end
to this pointless resistance.
[08:29] Zet
It could affect your post-merger assessment.
[08:31] Kuroitsu
There's no guarantee that
there will be a merger!
[08:34] Zet
What would a mere employee know?
[08:37] Zet
Go, Z Killer Army!
[08:40] Zet
Dispose of any who stand against us!
[08:43] Zet
There's always more where you came from!
[08:45] Zet
Zet Arc is ranked number one among
prospective monster employers!
[08:58] Zet
What?!
[09:03] Elbucky
We made it, mew!
[09:05] Elbucky
Secret Society: Black Lore has arrived, mew!
[09:08] Elbucky
And I'm the only one allowed
to touch my precious Wolfie!
[09:12] Wolf-F
You're the last one I want
touchin' me, you perv cat!
[09:17] Rose
Magia Full Break!
[09:23] Rose
We heard the story, Agastia!
[09:26] Rose
We'll let you off this time,
[09:28] Rose
but this is just professional,
so don't go getting the wrong idea!
[09:31] Zwart
You didn't have to announce all that...
[09:34] Zwart
We're joining the fight!
[09:36] Zwart
Let's work together to get rid of these guys!
[09:39] Rose
Strike Rose!
[09:41] Zwart
Sword Zwart Flash!
[09:46] Zet
Impossible...
[09:47] Zet
According to my research,
they're supposed to be enemies.
[09:51] Kuroitsu
And we are still enemies!
[09:53] Kuroitsu
But what matters is, none of us
like having you people here!
[09:56] Elbucky
Power plays are so last decade, mew!
[09:58] Elbucky
Go on back home already, mew!
[10:01] Zet
It appears I miscalculated.
[10:03] Zet
Goodness me.
[10:10] Zet
To take the field myself
is terribly inefficient.
[10:13] Zet
I'll have to reflect on this later.
[10:17] Kuroitsu
A battle form! It can't be...
[10:20] Zet
You leave me no choice.
I'll engage you myself.
[10:22] Kuroitsu
Run, everyone!
[10:37] Elbucky
He's blastin' through his own allies!
[10:39] Wolf-F
He's... so strong.
[10:41] Kuroitsu
What powerful equipment...
[10:43] Kuroitsu
Foreign investors really do have
it good with their R&D scale!
[10:46] Zet
Of course we do.
[10:47] Zet
My annual income is 12 million dollars.
[10:50] Zet
We operate on a different scale than your
little island nation's "major corporations."
[10:55] Wolf-F
Damn it! This ain't over yet!
[10:56] Wolf-F
I'll use my full-power Bete Claw!
[11:00] Wolf-F
What?!
[11:07] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy!
[11:08] Elbucky
Don't you hurt my Wolfie!
[11:22] Zet
Utterly pathetic.
[11:24] Zet
And for your information, my engagement
with you is not merely a waste of time.
[11:31] Kuroitsu
Don't tell me...
[11:33] Zet
I have flying columns deployed.
[11:35] Zet
By now, they'll have destroyed
your major facilities,
[11:38] Zet
taken the country in their grasp,
[11:39] Zet
and are heading our way.
[11:48] Zet
It appears that this is over.
[12:02] Megistus
I can see we've disappointed you.
[12:05] Megistus
You should realize we wouldn't
be sitting idly by for all this time.
[12:09] Zet
Absolute Zero Chief of Staff Megistus!
[12:18] Cannon
I've used up the area's
low pressure system.
[12:21] Cannon
There's no electricity left!
[12:23] Cannon
Miss Hydra, you have to get out of here!
[12:26] Hydra
No! I'll stay with you to the end!
[12:33] Hydra
What?!
[12:34] Cannon
That attack looks like...
[12:40] Akashic
How dare you abuse my subordinates?
[12:43] Hydra&Cannon
Great Leader Akashic!
[12:52] Camula
Sorry to arrive late.
[12:58] Sansyu
I'm not fond of being called
out of retirement like this...
[13:03] Sansyu
But when justice calls,
you can't turn it down!
[13:09] Zet
They destroyed our main fighting force?!
[13:12] Megistus
Of course we did.
[13:13] Megistus
Don't underestimate the
members of the board.
[13:17] Zet
No matter...
[13:18] Zet
Once the country is in my hands,
[13:20] Zet
it will be but a matter of
time before your base falls.
[13:23] Zet
You don't have the personnel
to protect the entire country.
[13:27] Megistus
Oh?
[13:28] Megistus
It appears Zet Arc's information
network has its limitations.
[13:32] Zet
What's that?
[13:34] Megistus
Behold this country's true power!
[13:42] Damakurakasun
Never thought I'd be fighting
alongside you, Ibaliger!
[13:47] Ibaliger
To defend the peace of Ibaraki,
[13:50] Ibaliger
I'll travel through space
and time, and fight!
[13:54] Yatsurugi
Heck yeah!
[13:55] Yatsurugi
I'll smash up anyone who comes after Chiba!
[14:00] Fangark
Sounds like fun!
[14:02] Fangark
Yatsurugi!
[14:03] Fangark
I'll work with you just this once!
[14:07] Tochiongar
I'll put an end to your wretched greed!
[14:12] Gedoron
Niigata is our sacred land!
[14:16] Gedoron
You won't leave here alive!
[14:18] Hankakusai
Ah, well, guess it's a living!
[14:22] Hankakusai
You wanna finish this up quick, Neiger?
[14:27] Neiger
You won't get your hands on Akita!
[14:37] Tiefedorf
Those who go against the will of darkness,
[14:39] Tiefedorf
whoever they are, must be purged.
[14:42] Cant
You'll regret that you encountered me...
[14:46] Cant
here in Hokkaido!
[14:50] Edo Gold
The Edo River will see
another day of profits!
[14:55] Muichimon
I'll close down your business for good!
[15:01] Zeruvain
You're an eyesore in
Tokushima's beautiful lands!
[15:09] Mavel
Mavel will put an end to your wicked hearts!
[15:15] Prism
Let's go, Toshimach!
[15:17] Toshimach
We'll settle this at mach speed!
[15:18] Toshimach
Better get ready!
[15:20] Dark
What fools you are,
ignorantly impinging on
[15:23] Dark
our Toshima Ward turf!
[15:25] Zet
The minor local societies...
[15:28] Zet
And their heroes, too!
[15:29] Megistus
Our company policies are flexible!
[15:32] Megistus
If the need arises, we will strategically
coordinate even with rival organizations!
[15:39] Matsuyama
Hello? Is this Secret Society of Evil, Inc?
[15:43] Matsuyama
Yes, Matsuyama speaking.
[15:45] Matsuyama
Thanks so much for having
us by the other day.
[15:47] Matsuyama
We have a proposal for you.
[15:50] Mizuki
Dice and Dharuriser are in!
[15:52] Matsuyama
Okay! We're calling in every
old work connection we have!
[15:56] Matsuyama
Let's bring enemy and ally together!
[15:59] Mizuki
Right!
[16:00] Yabai Kamen
Consider Kyushu protected!
[16:03] Great-2
Though we're the ones actually
doing the protecting!
[16:11] Ohgaman
Yes, indeed.
[16:19] Dharuriser
We'll get up as many times as it takes.
[16:21] Dharuriser
As long as we get up, we'll never lose!
[16:29] Rikiya
Perfect way to shake off a hangover.
[16:32] Rikimaru
I was just hopin' for a little action!
[16:35] Waruinder
Step forward if you want to die.
[16:38] Metalbolt
I'll grind 'em to powder!
[16:50] Blader
I finally made it!
[16:52] Kuroitsu
Divine Swordsman Blader!
[16:53] Blader
You're the only one left, Zet Acht!
Time to get what's coming to you!
[16:58] Zet
Watch your mouth, you pathetic heroes!
[17:02] Zet
It's a trivial matter to regrow
those cannon fodder monsters!
[17:06] Zet
In the meantime, I'll
annihilate you all myself!
[17:10] Blader
Feel the blade of justice!
[17:14] Blader
Blader Crush!
[17:19] Blader
What?!
[17:23] Kuroitsu
Blader!
[17:25] Zet
You think too highly of yourself, brat.
[17:29] Zet
Who's next?
[17:35] Zet
Any who remain standing are my enemy.
[17:38] Zet
I won't show an ounce of mercy.
[17:41] Doctor
This ends now!
[17:43] Kuroitsu
Doctor!
[17:44] Doctor
I managed to finish your
research, Miss Kuroitsu!
[17:48] Doctor
Thanks to Miss Hoen's help!
[17:50] Koharu
I d-d-didn't do it for you, Sadamaki!
[17:54] Elbucky
Save the romcom junk for later, mew.
[17:56] Elbucky
If you brought somethin' useful,
whip it out already, mew.
[17:59] Doctor
Take it, Wolf!
[18:04] Wolf-F
Yes! This time...
[18:08] Kuroitsu
Wolfie boy!
[18:09] Elbucky
You can't handle it, mew.
[18:11] Elbucky
You're hurt way too bad, mew.
[18:14] Wolf-F
If I don't do it...
[18:17] Kuroitsu
No.
[18:19] Kuroitsu
I'm here, too.
[18:20] Wolf-F
Don't do it, Miss Kuroitsu!
[18:22] Wolf-F
It might explode again!
[18:25] Kuroitsu
That's all right.
[18:26] Kuroitsu
I trust the doctor and Miss Hoen.
[18:29] Kuroitsu
This item is itself a monster whose form will
change based on the monster that equips it.
[18:35] Kuroitsu
Humans should be able to equip it, too.
[18:40] Blader
We'll finish things between
us later, Agastia.
[18:43] Blader
For now, let's...
[18:44] Kuroitsu
...beat this guy.
[18:46] Kuroitsu
Here I go!
[18:47] Kuroitsu
Transform!
[19:02] Kuroitsu
Black Blader!
[19:06] Master
Next stage! Master Blader!
[19:12] Blader
Master Blade!
[19:15] Kuroitsu
Black Blade!
[19:38] Zet
How...
[19:40] Zet
Th-This is so... inefficient...
[19:42] Zet
You can't make a monster like this!
[19:46] Kuroitsu
Don't underestimate the one-off monster!
[19:48] Kuroitsu
Monster development has
infinite possibilities!
[19:52] Zet
You minor organizations...
have no possibilities...
[19:56] Megistus
Take this, Black Blader!
[20:03] Rose
We'll give you...
[20:05] Zwart
...our power, too!
[20:18] Kuroitsu&Blader
Double Blader Crush!
[20:25] Zet
Impossible!
[20:30] Wolf-F
Yes!
[20:31] Elbucky
We won, mew!
[20:33] Kuroitsu
It worked...
[20:46] Megistus
No matter how much capital you have...
[20:49] Megistus
In the end, it all comes down to people.
[21:02] Kuroitsu
All right. Time to transform back...
[21:07] Kuroitsu
Huh?
[21:09] Kuroitsu
Why...
[21:10] Kuroitsu
I can't take it off!
[21:11] Kuroitsu
I take it off?!
[21:12] Kuroitsu
What do I do?
[21:14] Kuroitsu
Blader!
[21:16] Kuroitsu
Does it seem like the joint
in the back is stuck?
[21:18] Kuroitsu
Could you take it off for me?
[21:20] Blader
S-Sure...
[21:24] Blader
Take off...
[21:27] Blader
Take off... a woman's...
[21:32] Narrator
Divine Swordsman Blader,
Kenji Sadamaki, at 22 years old,
[21:35] Narrator
was highly vulnerable to the female form.
[21:40] Black Blader
I'm sorry to interrupt.
[21:42] Black Blader
My name is Black Blader.
[21:46] Black Blader
I sincerely apologize for the inconvenience,
[21:48] Black Blader
but the transformation reversal function
will only be available in tomorrow's update.
[21:52] Kuroitsu
Hang on, are you telling me...
[21:55] Koharu
I'm sorry!
[21:58] Doctor
We'll try... to do the update quick.
[22:42] Doctor
It's quintessential spaghetti code.
[22:45] Doctor
How did our program end up this janky?
[22:49] Koharu
What do you expect?
We were kind of in a hurry!
[22:52] Koharu
It's frankly a miracle
that it's working at all!
[22:54] Wolf-F
The execution is wild... I can't
keep up with all the bugs.
[22:59] Wolf-F
I really wish I'd transformed instead.
[23:03] Black Blader
I'm terribly sorry.
[23:04] Black Blader
But my life support functions
are in perfect working order,
[23:07] Black Blader
so please be at ease.
[23:08] Kuroitsu
Would you just do something
about this already?!
SIGN Aladdin Lunches to Go
[23:15] Kenji
Welco—
[23:26] Kuroitsu
Four orders of pork on rice,
[23:28] Kuroitsu
with two helpings of pickled ginger each.