E9 - Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)

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[00:09] Teacher
    The sports festival is coming up soon.
SIGN    Sports Festival
[00:11] Teacher
    Please be sure to have your guardian look
    over the information we just handed out.
SIGN    Sports Festival Notice
[00:17] Kanna
    Saikawa, what's a sports festival?
[00:20] S
    Wow, didn't you have them
     in your country, Kanna-san?
[00:23] S
    A sports festival is a very fun event!
[00:27] S
    There's running,
[00:28] Kanna
    Running?
[00:29] S
    ball-tossing,
[00:30] Kanna
    Ball-tossing?
[00:31] Saikawa
    tug-o-war,
[00:32] Kanna
    Tug-o-war?
[00:34] Saikawa
    and lots of other events where
    the whole class works together!
[00:37] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:38] S
    Mothers and fathers come watch, too.
[00:41] S
    You can eat lunch with them, as well.
[00:43] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:44] Saikawa
    You're great at sports, so I'm sure
    you'll be a heroine of the day.
[00:48] Saikawa
    Then your mother will praise you!
[00:51] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:54] K
    Work that day. Can't.
[02:28] Kanna
    Kobayashi. Take the day off.
[02:32] K
    I can't do that.
[02:34] T
    Kanna, Miss Kobayashi's in the
    middle of her death march
[02:36] T
    and on the verge of facing Hades.
[02:38] T
    Give it up.
[02:40] Kanna
    No!
[02:41] T
    Also, what is a sports festival?
[02:44] Kanna
    You train with everyone to
    defeat strong opponents.
[02:47] K
    No, I don't think that's quite right.
[02:50] Kanna
    Kobayashi, come!
[02:53] Kanna
    Defeat Hades!
[02:55] T
    Don't be selfish.
[02:57] T
    At least I'll be sure to come for you.
[02:59] Kanna
    No.
[03:01] T
    Why does it have to be Miss Kobayashi?
[03:06] Kanna
    Saikawa said mothers and
     fathers come with us.
[03:10] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, you're like a big sister.
[03:13] Kanna
    Kobayashi's like a mother.
[03:16] K
    A mother? I'm not that old... Wait.
[03:20] K
    Some of my old classmates
    do have children already...
[03:24] T
    Miss Kobayashi, hang in there!
[03:27] K
    Well, at any rate, I can't.
[03:29] K
    Sorry, but you'll have to
     make do with Tohru.
[03:31] T
    Make do?
[03:32] Kanna
    Forget it!
[03:33] T
    Ah, Kanna!
[03:38] K
    Is it that important whether
    a parent shows up or not?
[03:41] K
    For one thing, I'm not exactly
    Kanna-chan's mother anyway.
[03:45] T
    But Kanna does tend to
    view you as her mother.
[03:51] K
    I'm not that great though.
[03:54] K
    I never had both my parents
    come to a sports festival.
[03:59] K
    They were busy with work.
[04:01] K
    I understood they were
    supporting our family, too.
[04:05] T
    Kanna's parents basically
    gave her free rein.
[04:08] T
    They felt a dragon would grow
    up strong on its own.
[04:11] T
    They probably told her to live strong
    since she bears the name Kanna Kamui.
[04:18] T
    But Kanna's pulled many different pranks
    to try and get her parents' attention.
[04:22] T
    To the point she was
    banished to this world...
[04:25] T
    So I think that's why she
    wants you to spoil her.
[04:30] K
    Even if you say that...
[04:33] K
    Hmm...
[04:39] Saikawa
    Good morning, Kanna-san.
[04:41] Saikawa
    What's wrong?
[04:42] Kanna
    Kobayashi won't come to the sports festival.
[04:45] S
    Wow, really?
[04:47] S
    But there's more to the
    sports festival than that!
[04:50] S
    It's still fun working together
    with everyone to be victorious!
[04:54] Kanna
    Victorious...
[04:55] Fukushima
    Your "working together"
    sounds fishy, Saikawa-san.
[04:59] Saikawa
    Shut up! You got a problem with that?!
[05:01] Fuku
    No, no problem. I just don't believe you.
[05:04] Saikawa
    That is basically having a problem with it!
[05:06] Takiya
    Sports festival?
[05:08] K
    Yeah.
[05:09] Takiya
    That date overlaps directly
    with our delivery date.
[05:13] K
    Well, I'm wondering if there's really
    any need to go in the first place.
[05:17] Takiya
    You don't want to?
[05:19] K
    Well, I think it would be nice if I could go.
[05:24] K
    Hmm? What?
[05:26] Takiya
    It's my first time seeing you
    worry about something like this.
[05:29] K
    Really?
[05:32] K
    Oh, I guess so.
[05:35] Takiya
    Well, I think it's more a question 
    of do you want to go, rather than can you.
[05:40] K
    If I want to go, huh?
[05:43] T
    Lalala, I'm a cute maid!
[05:50] Kanna
    I'm home.
[05:51] T
    Oh, welcome home.
[05:54] T
    Kanna, are you still in a bad mood?
[05:56] T
    Would you give—
[05:57] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, perception blocking.
[06:00] T
    Huh?
[06:00] Kanna
    Place it on me.
[06:03] T
    Oh.
[06:33] K
    I'm home.
[06:35] T
    Welcome home.
[06:38] T
    I'll get your dinner ready.
[06:40] K
    Yeah.
[06:42] Kanna
    Kobayashi.
[06:43] K
    Hmm?
[06:44] Kanna
    It's all right if you don't
    come to the sports festival.
[06:48] K
    Huh?
[06:49] Kanna
    It'll still be fun working together
    with everyone in my class.
[06:52] Kanna
    So, good luck with your work, Kobayashi.
[06:56] K
    Oh, sure.
[06:57] Kanna
    Good night.
[07:02] T
    It seems that Kanna went to your work
    today and was secretly observing you.
[07:08] K
    Hmm...
[07:11] K
    I've felt this feeling before.
[07:15] K
    Oh, right.
[07:17] K
    It's the same guilt I felt then...
[07:21] K
    Tohru.
[07:22] T
    Yes?
[07:24] K
    Starting tomorrow,
    I'll be getting home even later.
[07:27] T
    You mean...?
[07:30] T
    All right!
SIGN    Boys Relay
SIGN    Girls Relay
[08:03] Class
    Thirty-five!
[08:04] Class
    Thirty-six!
[08:05] Class
    Thirty-seven!
[08:06] Class
    Thirty-eight!
[08:07] Class
    Thirty-nine!
[08:08] Class
    For—
[08:09] Class
    Shoot!
[08:10] Class
    So close!
[08:12] Teacher
    Okay. That's enough for today.
[08:15] Teacher
    You're all able to jump a lot now, huh?
[08:18] Teacher
    That's incredible.
[08:19] Teacher
    Let's keep it up and work hard toward
    winning the sports festival!
[08:23] All
    Yes!
[08:24] Saikawa
    Kanna-san, let's do our best!
[08:27] Kanna
    Okay.
[08:34] Takiya
    You're working hard.
[08:35] K
    Yeah.
[08:36] Takiya
    Planning to go to the sports festival?
[08:38] K
    Mhmm.
[08:40] Takiya
    Decided you want to go?
[08:41] K
    No.
[08:43] K
    Decided I ought to go.
[08:47] Takiya
    Want some help with your work?
[08:49] K
    Huh?
[08:50] K
    Oh, uh...
[08:52] K
    Yeah, could you?
[08:54] Takiya
    Okay, next night drinking is on you.
[08:57] K
    Sure, sure.
SIGN    Sports Festival!!
[09:10] K
    I'll be coming tomorrow.
[09:13] Kanna
    Really?
[09:14] K
    Yeah, really.
[09:16] Kanna
    You beat Hades?
[09:18] K
    Yeah, I did.
[09:23] Kanna
    Kobayashi, I love you!
[09:24] K
    Whoa.
[09:25] T
    My goodness.
[09:27] T
    Kanna's still such a child.
[09:34] Elma
    What do they expect me to do?!
[09:37] Elma
    What do I do?!
[09:39] Elma
    I could go for both!
[09:41] Elma
    No, that would go over
    my daily limit! I can't!
[09:45] Elma
    But, still!
SIGN    Chestnut Cream This Season Only!          Sweet Potato This Season Only!
[09:49] Clerk
    Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
[09:51] Elma
    I-I know!
[09:53] Elma
    I'll make my choice now!
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
SIGN    43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
[09:59] Teacher
    The 43rd Oborozuka Elementary
    Sports Festival will now begin!
SIGN    43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
[10:06] Teacher
    First on the program is our opening parade.
SIGN    First Grade
SIGN    Second Grade
SIGN    Third Grade
[10:20] T
    Oh, there's Kanna.
[10:22] K
    Where, where?
[10:26] T
    She's looking our way. Hey!
[10:28] K
    Yeah, she would be curious.
[10:31] Mother
    Riko!
[10:33] Nae
    Little Miss!
[10:34] Both
    Do your best!
[10:38] Lucoa
    Shouta!
[10:40] T
    Oh, Miss Lucoa's here, too.
[10:40] L
    I'm rooting for you!
[10:41] L
    Do your best!
[10:45] 6th Graders
    The pledge:
[10:46] 6th Graders
    We athletes hereby pledge to honor
    the spirit of good sportsmanship
[10:51] 6th Graders
    and compete fair and square with
    everyone until the very end!
[10:57] Teacher
    Now, fifth on our program is the
    three-legged race by the third graders.
[11:03] T
    Kanna, do your best!
[11:05] K
    In moderation!
[11:06] Mother
    Riko! Fight on!
[11:08] Nae
    Do your best!
[11:10] Teacher
    Ready!
[11:16] Saikawa
    O-Okay, let's tie our legs together.
[11:21] Kanna
    Done.
[11:22] Saikawa
    Th-Thanks, Kanna-san.
[11:25] Saikawa
    Now we hold each other's shoulders.
[11:27] Kanna
    Yeah.
[11:30] Teacher
    Okay, next pair.
[11:32] Kanna
    Come on, Saikawa. It's our turn.
[11:40] S
    I-I'm sorry, Kanna-san.
    I was just too happy.
[11:44] Kanna
    It's all right, Saikawa.
    Let's do our best next time.
[11:47] Mother
    Jeez, Riko, what are you doing?
[11:50] Mother
    
SIGN    Third Grade
    
     Class 1                      Class 2
    
    Class 3                      Class 4
SIGN    Fifth Grade
    
    Class 1
    
    Class 3
[11:52] Teacher
    Seventh on our program is the
    fifth graders' treasure hunt.
[12:04] L
    Huh? Me?
SIGN    World Class
[12:12] Teacher
    Yes, okay.
[12:15] Student
    Shouta-kun, your older sister's incredible!
[12:18] Shouta
    Y-Yeah.
[12:20] Teacher
    We'll now be taking a break for lunch.
[12:23] Teacher
    Students and parents,
    please enjoy your lunch together.
[12:27] Teacher
    Be careful of heat stroke and
    be sure to drink plenty of water.
[12:31] Kanna
    Oh, it looks good!
[12:34] K
    It's normal.
[12:37] T
    I'm not who I used to be anymore.
[12:39] Kanna
    Thanks for the food!
[12:42] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, this is good.
[12:44] T
    Thank you.
[12:46] T
    Miss Kobayashi, here, ah.
[12:48] K
    Tohru, what kind of meat is this?
[12:51] T
    Tch.
[12:51] K
    Knew it.
[12:53] Kanna
    Ah.
[12:56] Kanna
    But this lunch really is good.
[12:59] T
    Thank you, Kanna.
[13:00] T
    Eat plenty, and give it your best today.
[13:02] Kanna
    Yeah.
[13:03] Kanna
    We'll turn things around after this.
[13:12] Elma
    What do they expect me to do?
[13:15] Elma
    What do I do?
[13:17] Elma
    How am I supposed to choose just one
    from over ten different combinations?
[13:22] Elma
    I could go for all the variations!
[13:24] Elma
    No, then I wouldn't last.
[13:28] Elma
    But, still!
SIGN    Pear | Grape | Pumpkin | Sweet Potato | Chestnut
SIGN    20% off! Double Scoops! 
    This Season Only!
[13:32] Elma
    There's the pumpkin and sweet potato.
[13:32] Clerk
    Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
[13:34] Elma
    Wait, chestnut's hard to pass up.
[13:36] Elma
    Still, the surprising pairing of grape 
    and pear would be good, wouldn't it?
[13:40] Elma
    No, wait. Chestnut...
[13:42] Teacher
    Now we'll be starting this
    afternoon's segment.
[13:46] Teacher
    15th in our program, the
    third graders' jump rope.
[13:51] Teacher
    Now to begin.
[13:52] Teacher
    Ready, set!
[13:54] Teacher
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
[13:58] T
    Good luck!
[13:59] K
    That's it!
[14:01] Mother
    Riko, fight on!
[14:01] Teacher
    eight, nine, ten, eleven...
[14:03] Nae
    Do your best, Little Miss!
[14:05] T
    Twenty-two, twenty-three...
[14:07] Class 2
    twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six,
    twenty-seven, twenty-eight...
[14:07] Class 1
    Ah!
[14:09] Teacher
    Classes 1 and 4 tripped on their ropes!
[14:12] Both
    Forty-two, forty-three...
[14:13] C3
    Ah!
[14:14] Teach
    Class 3's tripped on their rope!
[14:14] C2
    forty-four, forty-five, forty-six,
    forty-seven, forty-eight...
[14:16] Teach
    Class 2's amazing, they're still going!
[14:19] C2
    Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven,
    fifty-eight, fifty-nine...
[14:23] Both
    Keep at it!
[14:24] C2
    sixty, sixty-one...
[14:24] Mother
    Keep it up!
[14:26] Teach
    Done!
[14:28] Teach
    Class 3-2 wins!
[14:30] Teach
    They even jumped 60 times!
[14:30] T
    Miss Kobayashi, we won!
[14:33] K
    Yeah, that was impressive.
[14:36] Teach
    19th on our program,
    the fifth grade boys' cavalry battle.
[14:42] L
    Shouta, do your best!
[14:46] L
    Fight on!
[14:51] Teach
    Begin!
[14:53] C2
    Do it!
[14:55] L
    Go, Shouta!
[14:58] L
    Now!
[15:01] L
    Get them!
[15:05] T
    Finished!
[15:07] T
    Class 3 with an overwhelming
    victory in the cavalry battle!
[15:11] Student
    Shouta-kun, your older
    sister's really incredible!
[15:14] Shouta
    Y-Yeah.
[15:16] Teacher
    20th in our program,
    the third graders' tug-o-war!
[15:20] Teacher
    Class 1 and 2, ready!
[15:26] Teacher
    Begin!
[15:30] K
    Kanna-chan!
[15:31] T
    Fight on!
[15:32] Mother
    Don't lose!
[15:34] Nae
    Little Miss!
[15:45] Teacher
    That's enough! Class 2 wins!
[15:50] Kanna
    Saikawa, we did it. We won.
[15:52] T
    Hooray!
[15:53] K
    Yeah, you did well out there.
[15:55] T
    Keep this pace up!
[16:32] T
    Kanna's class is in second place now.
[16:35] K
    Yeah, they'll be in first
    after this next one.
[16:37] T
    Oh, it's starting.
[16:39] Teach
    32nd in the program,
    the third graders' relay!
[16:44] S
    Kanna-san, let's take first place and win!
[16:50] Teach
    This will be the last event
    for the third graders.
[16:53] Teach
    Everyone, please give them
    more support than ever!
[16:57] Teach
    First female runners, take your positions.
[17:01] Teach
    Ready!
[17:03] S
    Iida-san, do you best!
[17:05] Kanna
    Iida, fight on!
[17:06] Teach
    All the classes have started off.
[17:09] Teach
    Right now Class 1 holds the lead. Behind
    them are Class 2, Class 4, and Class 3.
[17:18] Teach
    The baton's passed to the second runner.
[17:21] Teach
    Class 1 still remains in the lead.
[17:21] Kanna
    Makishima, keep it up!
[17:24] Kanna
    Saikawa, do your best!
[17:26] S
    Of course.
[17:27] S
    I'll pass you the baton from first place!
[17:30] Teach
    Class 1 and 2 are neck and neck!
[17:33] Teach
    Everyone, give it your best!
[17:38] S
    Here I go!
[17:41] Teach
    Wow, Class 2's really fast!
[17:43] Teach
    They've passed Class 1!
[17:49] Teach
    Ah! Class 2's dropped the baton!
[18:06] Teach
    Class 1 is currently running in the lead.
[18:08] Teach
    Behind them are Class 4,
    Class 3, and Class 2!
[18:23] S
    I'm sorry!
[18:25] Kanna
    Leave it to me.
[18:35] Teach
    Their anchor's taking off!
[18:37] Teach
    Class 2's really fast!
[18:39] Teach
    She's passing the others one after another!
[18:50] S
    Kanna-san.
[18:54] Both
    Just one more!
[18:55] Both
    Do your best!
[18:59] Class 2
    Go!
[19:04] Teach
    Goal!
[19:06] Teach
    Class 2 wins!
[19:08] Class2
    We did it!
[19:14] Both
    Kanna-chan!
[19:16] Iida
    That was incredible, Kanna-chan!
[19:18] Shima
    You were so cool!
[19:22] S
    K-Kanna-san.
[19:24] S
    Umm, I'm sorry. I messed up...
[19:30] Kanna
    We won because you closed
    the gap as much as you did.
[19:36] Kanna
    Thanks, Saikawa.
[19:41] S
    Kanna-san!
SIGN    Class 2
SIGN    Entrance    43rd Oborozuka Elementary
[20:04] K
    Nice work out there, Kanna-chan.
[20:07] K
    Thanks, Kobayashi.
[20:11] ---
    You worked hard out there.
[20:13] Kanna
    Yeah. We won because everyone
    in our class worked hard.
[20:17] T
    But you must feel unsatisfied,
    not being able to go all out.
SIGN    Congratulations  Gold
[20:22] Kanna
    That's fine. It's better
    being with everyone else.
[20:27] Kanna
    Kobayashi.
[20:28] K
    Hmm?
[20:29] Kanna
    Thank you for coming today.
[20:36] K
    You're welcome.
[20:39] Kanna
    Thank you for lunch too, Lady Tohru.
[20:42] T
    You're welcome.
[20:43] T
    It was hardly anything at all.
[20:46] K
    Participating in a sports
    festival as a guardian, huh?
[20:50] K
    My life's really changed.
[20:54] K
    When did I change this much?
[21:00] Kanna
    Still, it would be nice to let
    loose a little bit more today.
SIGN    Congratulations Gold
[21:04] T
    Right?
[21:06] T
    How about it, Kanna? It's been a while.
[21:08] Kanna
    You're on.
[21:09] L
    Let me in, too!
[21:11] T
    Great! Shall all three of us, then?
[21:14] Kanna
    Mhmm.
[21:15] T
    Is that all right, Miss Kobayashi?
[21:17] K
    Well, as long as you do it somewhere
    where you won't bother anyone.
[21:20] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, where should we do it?
[21:22] T
    Let's use the same place we did last time.
[21:25] K
    Good grief.
[21:26] L
    I'm itching to go!
[21:38] Elma
    Which should I choose?
[21:40] Elma
    Which should I choose?
[21:42] Elma
    Which should I...?
[21:44] Elma
    Which?
SIGN    Melon Flavor     Kids' Toothpaste    Grape Flavor
    Strawberry Flavor
[21:47] Elma
    Why must the products of man trouble me so?
[21:51] Elma
    Humans are frightening!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:26] J
    I'm the maid Josie,
    servant of the Saikawa family.
[23:29] L
    I'm Shouta's familiar, Lucoa.
[23:32] J
    Familiar?
[23:34] L
    Yeah.
[23:35] J
    It seems we both have rather unique hobbies.
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh)