# E9 - Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
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**[00:09] Teacher**
The sports festival is coming up soon.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival
**[00:11] Teacher**
Please be sure to have your guardian look
over the information we just handed out.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival Notice
**[00:17] Kanna**
Saikawa, what's a sports festival?
**[00:20] S**
Wow, didn't you have them
in your country, Kanna-san?
**[00:23] S**
A sports festival is a very fun event!
**[00:27] S**
There's running,
**[00:28] Kanna**
Running?
**[00:29] S**
ball-tossing,
**[00:30] Kanna**
Ball-tossing?
**[00:31] Saikawa**
tug-o-war,
**[00:32] Kanna**
Tug-o-war?
**[00:34] Saikawa**
and lots of other events where
the whole class works together!
**[00:37] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:38] S**
Mothers and fathers come watch, too.
**[00:41] S**
You can eat lunch with them, as well.
**[00:43] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:44] Saikawa**
You're great at sports, so I'm sure
you'll be a heroine of the day.
**[00:48] Saikawa**
Then your mother will praise you!
**[00:51] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:54] K**
Work that day. Can't.
**[02:28] Kanna**
Kobayashi. Take the day off.
**[02:32] K**
I can't do that.
**[02:34] T**
Kanna, Miss Kobayashi's in the
middle of her death march
**[02:36] T**
and on the verge of facing Hades.
**[02:38] T**
Give it up.
**[02:40] Kanna**
No!
**[02:41] T**
Also, what is a sports festival?
**[02:44] Kanna**
You train with everyone to
defeat strong opponents.
**[02:47] K**
No, I don't think that's quite right.
**[02:50] Kanna**
Kobayashi, come!
**[02:53] Kanna**
Defeat Hades!
**[02:55] T**
Don't be selfish.
**[02:57] T**
At least I'll be sure to come for you.
**[02:59] Kanna**
No.
**[03:01] T**
Why does it have to be Miss Kobayashi?
**[03:06] Kanna**
Saikawa said mothers and
fathers come with us.
**[03:10] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you're like a big sister.
**[03:13] Kanna**
Kobayashi's like a mother.
**[03:16] K**
A mother? I'm not that old... Wait.
**[03:20] K**
Some of my old classmates
do have children already...
**[03:24] T**
Miss Kobayashi, hang in there!
**[03:27] K**
Well, at any rate, I can't.
**[03:29] K**
Sorry, but you'll have to
make do with Tohru.
**[03:31] T**
Make do?
**[03:32] Kanna**
Forget it!
**[03:33] T**
Ah, Kanna!
**[03:38] K**
Is it that important whether
a parent shows up or not?
**[03:41] K**
For one thing, I'm not exactly
Kanna-chan's mother anyway.
**[03:45] T**
But Kanna does tend to
view you as her mother.
**[03:51] K**
I'm not that great though.
**[03:54] K**
I never had both my parents
come to a sports festival.
**[03:59] K**
They were busy with work.
**[04:01] K**
I understood they were
supporting our family, too.
**[04:05] T**
Kanna's parents basically
gave her free rein.
**[04:08] T**
They felt a dragon would grow
up strong on its own.
**[04:11] T**
They probably told her to live strong
since she bears the name Kanna Kamui.
**[04:18] T**
But Kanna's pulled many different pranks
to try and get her parents' attention.
**[04:22] T**
To the point she was
banished to this world...
**[04:25] T**
So I think that's why she
wants you to spoil her.
**[04:30] K**
Even if you say that...
**[04:33] K**
Hmm...
**[04:39] Saikawa**
Good morning, Kanna-san.
**[04:41] Saikawa**
What's wrong?
**[04:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi won't come to the sports festival.
**[04:45] S**
Wow, really?
**[04:47] S**
But there's more to the
sports festival than that!
**[04:50] S**
It's still fun working together
with everyone to be victorious!
**[04:54] Kanna**
Victorious...
**[04:55] Fukushima**
Your "working together"
sounds fishy, Saikawa-san.
**[04:59] Saikawa**
Shut up! You got a problem with that?!
**[05:01] Fuku**
No, no problem. I just don't believe you.
**[05:04] Saikawa**
That is basically having a problem with it!
**[05:06] Takiya**
Sports festival?
**[05:08] K**
Yeah.
**[05:09] Takiya**
That date overlaps directly
with our delivery date.
**[05:13] K**
Well, I'm wondering if there's really
any need to go in the first place.
**[05:17] Takiya**
You don't want to?
**[05:19] K**
Well, I think it would be nice if I could go.
**[05:24] K**
Hmm? What?
**[05:26] Takiya**
It's my first time seeing you
worry about something like this.
**[05:29] K**
Really?
**[05:32] K**
Oh, I guess so.
**[05:35] Takiya**
Well, I think it's more a question
of do you *want* to go, rather than can you.
**[05:40] K**
If I want to go, huh?
**[05:43] T**
Lalala, I'm a cute maid!
**[05:50] Kanna**
I'm home.
**[05:51] T**
Oh, welcome home.
**[05:54] T**
Kanna, are you still in a bad mood?
**[05:56] T**
Would you give—
**[05:57] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, perception blocking.
**[06:00] T**
Huh?
**[06:00] Kanna**
Place it on me.
**[06:03] T**
Oh.
**[06:33] K**
I'm home.
**[06:35] T**
Welcome home.
**[06:38] T**
I'll get your dinner ready.
**[06:40] K**
Yeah.
**[06:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[06:43] K**
Hmm?
**[06:44] Kanna**
It's all right if you don't
come to the sports festival.
**[06:48] K**
Huh?
**[06:49] Kanna**
It'll still be fun working together
with everyone in my class.
**[06:52] Kanna**
So, good luck with your work, Kobayashi.
**[06:56] K**
Oh, sure.
**[06:57] Kanna**
Good night.
**[07:02] T**
It seems that Kanna went to your work
today and was secretly observing you.
**[07:08] K**
Hmm...
**[07:11] K**
*I've felt this feeling before.*
**[07:15] K**
*Oh, right.*
**[07:17] K**
*It's the same guilt I felt then...*
**[07:21] K**
Tohru.
**[07:22] T**
Yes?
**[07:24] K**
Starting tomorrow,
I'll be getting home even later.
**[07:27] T**
You mean...?
**[07:30] T**
All right!
***SIGN*** Boys Relay
***SIGN*** Girls Relay
**[08:03] Class**
Thirty-five!
**[08:04] Class**
Thirty-six!
**[08:05] Class**
Thirty-seven!
**[08:06] Class**
Thirty-eight!
**[08:07] Class**
Thirty-nine!
**[08:08] Class**
For—
**[08:09] Class**
Shoot!
**[08:10] Class**
So close!
**[08:12] Teacher**
Okay. That's enough for today.
**[08:15] Teacher**
You're all able to jump a lot now, huh?
**[08:18] Teacher**
That's incredible.
**[08:19] Teacher**
Let's keep it up and work hard toward
winning the sports festival!
**[08:23] All**
Yes!
**[08:24] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, let's do our best!
**[08:27] Kanna**
Okay.
**[08:34] Takiya**
You're working hard.
**[08:35] K**
Yeah.
**[08:36] Takiya**
Planning to go to the sports festival?
**[08:38] K**
Mhmm.
**[08:40] Takiya**
Decided you want to go?
**[08:41] K**
No.
**[08:43] K**
Decided I ought to go.
**[08:47] Takiya**
Want some help with your work?
**[08:49] K**
Huh?
**[08:50] K**
Oh, uh...
**[08:52] K**
Yeah, could you?
**[08:54] Takiya**
Okay, next night drinking is on you.
**[08:57] K**
Sure, sure.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival!!
**[09:10] K**
I'll be coming tomorrow.
**[09:13] Kanna**
Really?
**[09:14] K**
Yeah, really.
**[09:16] Kanna**
You beat Hades?
**[09:18] K**
Yeah, I did.
**[09:23] Kanna**
Kobayashi, I love you!
**[09:24] K**
Whoa.
**[09:25] T**
My goodness.
**[09:27] T**
Kanna's still such a child.
**[09:34] Elma**
*What do they expect me to do?!*
**[09:37] Elma**
*What do I do?!*
**[09:39] Elma**
*I could go for both!*
**[09:41] Elma**
* No, that would go over*
* my daily limit! I can't!*
**[09:45] Elma**
*But, still!*
***SIGN*** Chestnut Cream This Season Only! Sweet Potato This Season Only!
**[09:49] Clerk**
Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
**[09:51] Elma**
I-I know!
**[09:53] Elma**
I'll make my choice now!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
***SIGN*** 43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
**[09:59] Teacher**
* The 43rd Oborozuka Elementary*
* Sports Festival will now begin!*
***SIGN*** 43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
**[10:06] Teacher**
*First on the program is our opening parade.*
***SIGN*** First Grade
***SIGN*** Second Grade
***SIGN*** Third Grade
**[10:20] T**
Oh, there's Kanna.
**[10:22] K**
Where, where?
**[10:26] T**
She's looking our way. Hey!
**[10:28] K**
Yeah, she would be curious.
**[10:31] Mother**
Riko!
**[10:33] Nae**
Little Miss!
**[10:34] Both**
Do your best!
**[10:38] Lucoa**
Shouta!
**[10:40] T**
Oh, Miss Lucoa's here, too.
**[10:40] L**
I'm rooting for you!
**[10:41] L**
Do your best!
**[10:45] 6th Graders**
The pledge:
**[10:46] 6th Graders**
We athletes hereby pledge to honor
the spirit of good sportsmanship
**[10:51] 6th Graders**
and compete fair and square with
everyone until the very end!
**[10:57] Teacher**
* Now, fifth on our program is the*
* three-legged race by the third graders.*
**[11:03] T**
Kanna, do your best!
**[11:05] K**
In moderation!
**[11:06] Mother**
Riko! Fight on!
**[11:08] Nae**
Do your best!
**[11:10] Teacher**
Ready!
**[11:16] Saikawa**
O-Okay, let's tie our legs together.
**[11:21] Kanna**
Done.
**[11:22] Saikawa**
Th-Thanks, Kanna-san.
**[11:25] Saikawa**
Now we hold each other's shoulders.
**[11:27] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[11:30] Teacher**
Okay, next pair.
**[11:32] Kanna**
Come on, Saikawa. It's our turn.
**[11:40] S**
I-I'm sorry, Kanna-san.
I was just too happy.
**[11:44] Kanna**
It's all right, Saikawa.
Let's do our best next time.
**[11:47] Mother**
Jeez, Riko, what are you doing?
**[11:50] Mother**
***SIGN*** Third Grade
Class 1 Class 2
Class 3 Class 4
***SIGN*** Fifth Grade
Class 1
Class 3
**[11:52] Teacher**
* Seventh on our program is the*
* fifth graders' treasure hunt.*
**[12:04] L**
Huh? Me?
***SIGN*** World Class
**[12:12] Teacher**
Yes, okay.
**[12:15] Student**
Shouta-kun, your older sister's incredible!
**[12:18] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:20] Teacher**
*We'll now be taking a break for lunch.*
**[12:23] Teacher**
* Students and parents,*
* please enjoy your lunch together.*
**[12:27] Teacher**
* Be careful of heat stroke and*
* be sure to drink plenty of water.*
**[12:31] Kanna**
Oh, it looks good!
**[12:34] K**
It's normal.
**[12:37] T**
I'm not who I used to be anymore.
**[12:39] Kanna**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:42] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, this is good.
**[12:44] T**
Thank you.
**[12:46] T**
Miss Kobayashi, here, ah.
**[12:48] K**
Tohru, what kind of meat is this?
**[12:51] T**
Tch.
**[12:51] K**
*Knew it.*
**[12:53] Kanna**
Ah.
**[12:56] Kanna**
But this lunch really is good.
**[12:59] T**
Thank you, Kanna.
**[13:00] T**
Eat plenty, and give it your best today.
**[13:02] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:03] Kanna**
We'll turn things around after this.
**[13:12] Elma**
*What do they expect me to do?*
**[13:15] Elma**
*What do I do?*
**[13:17] Elma**
* How am I supposed to choose just one*
* from over ten different combinations?*
**[13:22] Elma**
*I could go for all the variations!*
**[13:24] Elma**
*No, then I wouldn't last.*
**[13:28] Elma**
*But, still!*
***SIGN*** Pear | Grape | Pumpkin | Sweet Potato | Chestnut
***SIGN*** 20% off! Double Scoops!
This Season Only!
**[13:32] Elma**
*There's the pumpkin and sweet potato.*
**[13:32] Clerk**
Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
**[13:34] Elma**
*Wait, chestnut's hard to pass up.*
**[13:36] Elma**
*Still, the surprising pairing of grape
and pear would be good, wouldn't it?*
**[13:40] Elma**
*No, wait. Chestnut...*
**[13:42] Teacher**
* Now we'll be starting this*
* afternoon's segment.*
**[13:46] Teacher**
* 15th in our program, the*
* third graders' jump rope.*
**[13:51] Teacher**
Now to begin.
**[13:52] Teacher**
Ready, set!
**[13:54] Teacher**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
**[13:58] T**
Good luck!
**[13:59] K**
That's it!
**[14:01] Mother**
Riko, fight on!
**[14:01] Teacher**
eight, nine, ten, eleven...
**[14:03] Nae**
Do your best, Little Miss!
**[14:05] T**
Twenty-two, twenty-three...
**[14:07] Class 2**
twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six,
twenty-seven, twenty-eight...
**[14:07] Class 1**
Ah!
**[14:09] Teacher**
*Classes 1 and 4 tripped on their ropes!*
**[14:12] Both**
Forty-two, forty-three...
**[14:13] C3**
Ah!
**[14:14] Teach**
Class 3's tripped on their rope!
**[14:14] C2**
forty-four, forty-five, forty-six,
forty-seven, forty-eight...
**[14:16] Teach**
Class 2's amazing, they're still going!
**[14:19] C2**
Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven,
fifty-eight, fifty-nine...
**[14:23] Both**
Keep at it!
**[14:24] C2**
sixty, sixty-one...
**[14:24] Mother**
Keep it up!
**[14:26] Teach**
*Done!*
**[14:28] Teach**
*Class 3-2 wins!*
**[14:30] Teach**
*They even jumped 60 times!*
**[14:30] T**
Miss Kobayashi, we won!
**[14:33] K**
Yeah, that was impressive.
**[14:36] Teach**
* 19th on our program,*
* the fifth grade boys' cavalry battle.*
**[14:42] L**
Shouta, do your best!
**[14:46] L**
Fight on!
**[14:51] Teach**
Begin!
**[14:53] C2**
Do it!
**[14:55] L**
Go, Shouta!
**[14:58] L**
Now!
**[15:01] L**
Get them!
**[15:05] T**
*Finished!*
**[15:07] T**
* Class 3 with an overwhelming*
* victory in the cavalry battle!*
**[15:11] Student**
Shouta-kun, your older
sister's really incredible!
**[15:14] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:16] Teacher**
* 20th in our program,*
* the third graders' tug-o-war!*
**[15:20] Teacher**
Class 1 and 2, ready!
**[15:26] Teacher**
Begin!
**[15:30] K**
Kanna-chan!
**[15:31] T**
Fight on!
**[15:32] Mother**
Don't lose!
**[15:34] Nae**
Little Miss!
**[15:45] Teacher**
That's enough! Class 2 wins!
**[15:50] Kanna**
Saikawa, we did it. We won.
**[15:52] T**
Hooray!
**[15:53] K**
Yeah, you did well out there.
**[15:55] T**
Keep this pace up!
**[16:32] T**
Kanna's class is in second place now.
**[16:35] K**
Yeah, they'll be in first
after this next one.
**[16:37] T**
Oh, it's starting.
**[16:39] Teach**
* 32nd in the program,*
* the third graders' relay!*
**[16:44] S**
Kanna-san, let's take first place and win!
**[16:50] Teach**
* This will be the last event*
* for the third graders.*
**[16:53] Teach**
* Everyone, please give them*
* more support than ever!*
**[16:57] Teach**
First female runners, take your positions.
**[17:01] Teach**
Ready!
**[17:03] S**
Iida-san, do you best!
**[17:05] Kanna**
Iida, fight on!
**[17:06] Teach**
*All the classes have started off.*
**[17:09] Teach**
* Right now Class 1 holds the lead. Behind*
* them are Class 2, Class 4, and Class 3.*
**[17:18] Teach**
*The baton's passed to the second runner.*
**[17:21] Teach**
*Class 1 still remains in the lead.*
**[17:21] Kanna**
Makishima, keep it up!
**[17:24] Kanna**
Saikawa, do your best!
**[17:26] S**
Of course.
**[17:27] S**
I'll pass you the baton from first place!
**[17:30] Teach**
Class 1 and 2 are neck and neck!
**[17:33] Teach**
*Everyone, give it your best!*
**[17:38] S**
Here I go!
**[17:41] Teach**
*Wow, Class 2's really fast!*
**[17:43] Teach**
*They've passed Class 1!*
**[17:49] Teach**
*Ah! Class 2's dropped the baton!*
**[18:06] Teach**
*Class 1 is currently running in the lead.*
**[18:08] Teach**
* Behind them are Class 4,*
* Class 3, and Class 2!*
**[18:23] S**
I'm sorry!
**[18:25] Kanna**
Leave it to me.
**[18:35] Teach**
*Their anchor's taking off!*
**[18:37] Teach**
*Class 2's really fast!*
**[18:39] Teach**
*She's passing the others one after another!*
**[18:50] S**
Kanna-san.
**[18:54] Both**
Just one more!
**[18:55] Both**
Do your best!
**[18:59] Class 2**
Go!
**[19:04] Teach**
*Goal!*
**[19:06] Teach**
*Class 2 wins!*
**[19:08] Class2**
We did it!
**[19:14] Both**
Kanna-chan!
**[19:16] Iida**
That was incredible, Kanna-chan!
**[19:18] Shima**
You were so cool!
**[19:22] S**
K-Kanna-san.
**[19:24] S**
Umm, I'm sorry. I messed up...
**[19:30] Kanna**
We won because you closed
the gap as much as you did.
**[19:36] Kanna**
Thanks, Saikawa.
**[19:41] S**
Kanna-san!
***SIGN*** Class 2
***SIGN*** Entrance 43rd Oborozuka Elementary
**[20:04] K**
Nice work out there, Kanna-chan.
**[20:07] K**
Thanks, Kobayashi.
**[20:11] ---**
You worked hard out there.
**[20:13] Kanna**
Yeah. We won because everyone
in our class worked hard.
**[20:17] T**
But you must feel unsatisfied,
not being able to go all out.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Gold
**[20:22] Kanna**
That's fine. It's better
being with everyone else.
**[20:27] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[20:28] K**
Hmm?
**[20:29] Kanna**
Thank you for coming today.
**[20:36] K**
You're welcome.
**[20:39] Kanna**
Thank you for lunch too, Lady Tohru.
**[20:42] T**
You're welcome.
**[20:43] T**
It was hardly anything at all.
**[20:46] K**
* Participating in a sports*
* festival as a guardian, huh?*
**[20:50] K**
*My life's really changed.*
**[20:54] K**
*When did I change this much?*
**[21:00] Kanna**
Still, it would be nice to let
loose a little bit more today.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Gold
**[21:04] T**
Right?
**[21:06] T**
How about it, Kanna? It's been a while.
**[21:08] Kanna**
You're on.
**[21:09] L**
Let me in, too!
**[21:11] T**
Great! Shall all three of us, then?
**[21:14] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[21:15] T**
Is that all right, Miss Kobayashi?
**[21:17] K**
Well, as long as you do it somewhere
where you won't bother anyone.
**[21:20] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, where should we do it?
**[21:22] T**
Let's use the same place we did last time.
**[21:25] K**
Good grief.
**[21:26] L**
I'm itching to go!
**[21:38] Elma**
*Which should I choose?*
**[21:40] Elma**
*Which should I choose?*
**[21:42] Elma**
*Which should I...?*
**[21:44] Elma**
*Which?*
***SIGN*** Melon Flavor Kids' Toothpaste Grape Flavor
Strawberry Flavor
**[21:47] Elma**
*Why must the products of man trouble me so?*
**[21:51] Elma**
*Humans are frightening!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] J**
I'm the maid Josie,
servant of the Saikawa family.
**[23:29] L**
I'm Shouta's familiar, Lucoa.
**[23:32] J**
Familiar?
**[23:34] L**
Yeah.
**[23:35] J**
It seems we both have rather unique hobbies.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh)