# E8 - The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
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**[00:00] ---**
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[00:09] Shouta**
Oh, there, there.
**[00:17] Shouta**
All right!
***SIGN*** Father's Day Gifts
**[00:23] Shouta**
I'm home!
**[00:24] Lucoa**
Welcome home.
**[00:26] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, we have snacks.
**[00:28] Shouta**
I'm fine, I don't need any!
**[02:09] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, what's the matter?
**[02:11] Shouta**
I was thinking of making
a present for Father's Day.
**[02:14] Lucoa**
Tits Day?
**[02:14] Lucoa**
(Chichi = Father or tits)
**[02:17] Shouta**
A talisman?
**[02:18] Shouta**
It might be a bit difficult,
but I'll go with this.
**[02:20] Lucoa**
I'll help you out, then.
**[02:23] Shouta**
No.
**[02:23] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[02:25] Shouta**
I have to do this on my own.
**[02:29] Lucoa**
And that's what happened.
**[02:31] Kobayashi**
Wow, a Father's Day present, huh?
**[02:34] Kobayashi**
Shouta-kun's so kind.
**[02:36] Lucoa**
Yeah. I'm looking forward to
a present from Shouta-kun.
**[02:39] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[02:40] Tohru**
Talismans are those protective
charms humans often carry, right?
**[02:45] Kobayashi**
Protective charms, huh?
**[02:47] Kobayashi**
Do those actually have any effect?
**[02:49] Tohru**
They're only psychological.
**[02:51] Tohru**
They always burn up and
disappear with the human.
**[02:53] Kobayashi**
That's some first-hand testimony...
**[02:56] Lucoa**
Talismans that are properly made with
magic do provide an effect, though.
**[02:56] Kanna**
Too weak.
**[02:56] Ilulu**
How about this, then!
**[02:58] Kanna**
Not a problem.
**[02:58] Ilulu**
Then finishing move, torrent of fire!
**[03:00] Kobayashi**
They do?
**[03:02] Lucoa**
But I don't understand why he'd
make a talisman for Tits Day.
**[03:06] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san, what are you going on about?
**[03:09] Lucoa**
Huh? But it is Tits Day, right?
***SIGN*** Tits Day
**[03:12] Kobayashi**
Yeah, sure, sure, boobs and boobs.
**[03:29] Shouta**
Uhh...
**[03:32] Shouta**
Huh? That's expensive!
**[03:33] Shouta**
The official ones are sold out...
**[03:36] Shouta**
The rating on these is low...
Will they be okay?
**[03:44] Shouta**
That does it.
***SIGN*** Back Confirm Order
***SIGN*** Thank you for your order.
***SIGN*** Your products will arrive shortly.
**[03:48] Delivery**
Thank you very much.
**[03:51] Shouta**
Hup.
**[03:55] Shouta**
Uhh, first I take a unicorn's horn
and a wyvern's blood,
**[04:00] Shouta**
then add ground branches
from a human-face tree,
**[04:02] Shouta**
and dried blue rose...
**[04:04] Shouta**
After that...
**[04:07] Shouta**
Once I put everything in,
let it stew for an hour,
**[04:10] Shouta**
and once the pungent smell
fades cast the bonding spell.
**[04:16] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, are you okay?!
**[04:18] Shouta**
I-I'm fine!
**[04:19] Lucoa**
Maybe I should help after all?
**[04:21] Shouta**
I-I don't need it! Absolutely not!
**[04:33] Shouta**
T-Try again!
**[04:36] Lucoa**
Phew.
**[04:43] Lucoa**
Is he okay?
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential Area (Midday)
***SIGN*** Mission Clear
***SIGN*** Target Exterminated
**[05:04] Takiya&Chatbox**
Nice going.
**[05:06] Takiya&Chatbox**
Man, this current event
quest takes a lot of work.
***SIGN*** Acquired
Blue Rose and Parchment
**[05:10] Shouta&Chatbox**
Yeah, it does.
**[05:12] Fafnir&Chatbox**
I've already got it down.
***SIGN*** Synthesis Shop
***SIGN*** Synthesis Base
***SIGN*** Silver Talisman
***SIGN*** Synthesis Materials
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Success Rate -
***SIGN*** Item Synthesis
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Tainted Crystal
***SIGN*** Dragon Fragment
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Rusted
***SIGN*** Mysterious
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Paper made from sheep's hide.
In addition to its use as synthesis
material, it can be sold.
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** This artificially created--
***SIGN*** When equipped it provides Ice--
***SIGN*** Silver Talisman
***SIGN*** Synthesis
Materials
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Success Rate 25%
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw Parchment Blue
***SIGN*** Synthesis Results
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman Success Rate 25%
***SIGN*** Synthesize this item?
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman
***SIGN*** A talisman created from a special ore.
When fighting high ranking enemies,
it negates attack debuffs
for a set period of time.
***SIGN*** Synthesis Successful
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman
***SIGN*** Contaminated Zone: Synthesis Shop Front
***SIGN*** Quest Loading...
Ruined Metropolis Warden
Recommended Rank A+
**[05:20] Takiya&Chatbox**
Shouta-kun, what's bugging you?
**[05:23] Shouta&Chatbox**
Huh? N-Nothing. Why do you ask?
**[05:27] Takiya&Chatbox**
Just a hunch.
**[05:31] Shouta&Chatbox**
To be honest, I'm trying to make a
talisman for a Father's Day present,
**[05:36] Shouta&Chatbox**
but it's not going well.
**[05:38] Takiya&Chatbox**
I see.
**[05:39] Shouta**
* I followed the steps written in the grimoire*
* to the letter, so why isn't it working?*
**[05:45] Shouta**
* I want to show my Father how good*
* I am, but I just keep failing...*
**[05:50] Shouta**
* I need to hurry up and become*
* a full-fledged mage.*
***SIGN*** Wasteland (Midday)
**[05:53] Takiya**
It's the same as a game.
**[05:56] Shouta**
A game?
**[05:57] Takiya&Chatbox**
When you try to defeat higher-level enemies,
losing is only natural.
**[06:02] Shouta&Chatbox**
That's true.
**[06:04] Takiya&Chatbox**
So, if you really want to defeat them,
***SIGN*** Frontline Base Rest Area
**[06:07] Takiya&Chatbox**
you should try thinking
about the developers' feelings.
**[06:10] Shouta&Chatbox**
The developers'?
**[06:12] Takiya**
Yeah. Games are programmed worlds,
**[06:15] Takiya**
so they only operate as
the developers intended.
***SIGN*** Desert Ruins (Midday)
**[06:19] Takiya**
So, what did those creators
feel when they made it?
***SIGN*** Cavern
**[06:23] Takiya**
*What did they want their players to do?*
**[06:26] Takiya**
*If you can figure out that mindset,*
**[06:28] Takiya**
the way to clear the game
becomes plain to see.
**[06:32] Fafnir&Chatbox**
That's the part you always struggle with.
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
**[06:34] Takiya&Chatbox**
Boohoohoo...
**[06:35] Takiya&Chatbox**
When you're on the developer side,
**[06:37] Takiya&Chatbox**
it's a huge hassle to figure out
how to mislead your players.
**[06:41] Shouta&Chatbox**
How the developers felt?
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
***SIGN*** Mission Clear
***SIGN*** Target Exterminated
**[06:46] Shouta**
Thank you so much!
**[06:47] Shouta**
I think I'll give it a another try!
**[06:51] Shouta**
* There's some kind of condition required*
* that's not written in the grimoire.*
**[06:56] Shouta**
*What could it be?*
**[07:02] Shouta**
All right.
**[07:05] Shouta**
It's done!
**[07:07] Shouta**
Look! Lucoa!
**[07:09] Shouta**
I finished the talisman!
**[07:11] Lucoa**
Oh, good job.
**[07:14] Lucoa**
How'd you do it, Shouta-kun?
**[07:15] Shouta**
I thought about the person
who wrote the grimoire
**[07:17] Shouta**
and when I looked up where it was written,
**[07:19] Shouta**
I found it was written in what we call
the Dead Sea, which is below sea level.
**[07:23] Shouta**
So, I tried recreating that same environment
by increasing the air pressure in my room,
**[07:26] Shouta**
and— Ah!
**[07:27] Shouta**
N-No!
**[07:28] Shouta**
I'm telling a corrupt devil!
**[07:30] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[07:51] Lucoa**
Did he praise you?
**[07:53] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:57] Shouta**
But I have to work harder.
**[08:01] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, you worked real hard.
**[08:06] Lucoa**
It's Tits Day.
**[08:08] Shouta**
S-Stop it!
***SIGN*** Shoulder Massage Ticket
**[08:18] Kobayashi**
Hmm? Shoulder massage tickets?
**[08:21] Kobayashi**
What's this for?
**[08:22] Kanna**
It's a present.
**[08:23] Kobayashi**
For what? It's not my birthday or anything.
**[08:27] Kanna**
Because it's Father's Day.
***SIGN*** Father's Day
**[08:28] Kobayashi**
Huh? I'm a father?
**[08:31] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[08:32] Kobayashi**
Not a mother?
**[08:33] Kanna**
Mhmm.
***SIGN*** The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
***SIGN*** Episode 8
**[08:41] Tohru**
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
**[08:44] Kobayashi**
I think I've caught a cold.
**[08:46] Tohru**
A cold?
**[08:47] Tohru**
That's something I don't understand.
**[08:50] Kobayashi**
Don't dragons catch colds?
**[08:52] Tohru**
There's no way a mere virus
could survive inside my body.
**[08:56] Kobayashi**
Must be nice.
**[08:58] Kobayashi**
Well, I have to go to work.
**[09:00] Tohru**
Huh? Are you well enough to go?
**[09:02] Kobayashi**
I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[09:04] Kobayashi**
If I took off for something this minor— Whoa.
**[09:08] Kobayashi**
Whoa.
**[09:10] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:13] Kobayashi**
Hmm.
**[09:14] Tohru**
D-Doesn't this mean you're
really in danger?!
**[09:17] Kobayashi**
I'll be fine.
**[09:19] Kobayashi**
But I won't be able to go to work,
so I need to call them.
**[09:22] Tohru**
I'll do it!
**[09:24] Takiya**
A cold?
**[09:26] Takiya**
Yeah, I got it.
**[09:27] Takiya**
Let her know we'll handle it somehow.
**[09:30] Tohru**
*Yes.*
**[09:31] Tohru**
*Umm, Mister Takiya?*
**[09:33] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi took some medicine
and promptly fell asleep,
**[09:37] Tohru**
but is there anything else I can do for her?
**[09:41] Tohru**
I don't know how to interact
with a human who's sick.
**[09:46] Takiya**
What about shrinking down
and killing the cold germs?
**[09:50] Tohru**
*I could do that,*
**[09:51] Tohru**
* but I'd likely destroy her*
* body as well in the process.*
**[09:54] Takiya**
*Then...*
**[09:56] Tohru**
Nurse her?
***SIGN*** Nursing
**[09:57] Takiya**
*That's right. What's important is—*
**[09:59] Tohru**
I see.
**[10:00] Tohru**
What she needs is maid power!
***SIGN*** Maid Power
**[10:04] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi needs me!
**[10:07] Tohru**
I have to go all out!
**[10:11] Tohru**
So, how do I nurse her?
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy
Games
**[10:16] Ilulu**
Why don't you feed her
something good to eat?
**[10:19] Ilulu**
Like charcoal or coal?
**[10:21] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi isn't
a fire dragon or a brick oven.
**[10:25] Fafnir**
I know plenty of ways to make humans ill,
**[10:28] Fafnir**
but I know nothing about curing them.
**[10:29] Tohru**
*Learn to fend them off, too!*
**[10:33] Lucoa**
You should feed her something
easily digested,
**[10:35] Lucoa**
keep her head cool,
**[10:37] Lucoa**
and wipe her sweat for her.
**[10:39] Tohru**
* The fact it takes three attempts*
* to get a reasonable answer*
**[10:42] Tohru**
*says a lot about my friends...*
**[10:44] Tohru**
Anyway, something easily digested...
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[10:48] Tohru**
I wonder what would be good?
**[10:50] Tohru**
I can digest just about anything.
***SIGN*** Rice Gruel
**[10:54] Tohru**
Rice gruel?
***SIGN*** Lots of Recipes
***SIGN*** Easily-Digested Meals Full of Flavor
**[10:55] Tohru**
That looks like a simple dish.
**[10:57] Tohru**
Yogurt...
**[10:59] Tohru**
I think Kanna has some in the fridge.
**[11:02] Tohru**
Udon, gelatin, bananas.
**[11:04] Tohru**
Hmm, that just leaves something sweet.
**[11:07] Tohru**
It's finished! Here's some rice gruel!
**[11:10] Kobayashi**
*She went out of her way to make it,*
**[11:12] Kobayashi**
* so it would be rude to say it's a*
* weird concoction or I can't eat it...*
**[11:16] Kobayashi**
* It'll be pretty hard to teach her*
* the concept of foods that go together.*
**[11:22] Tohru**
Oh, you're eating it right up.
**[11:25] Kobayashi**
Phew.
**[11:26] Kobayashi**
Next time, just make it normally
and follow the recipe.
**[11:30] Kobayashi**
Normally, please.
**[11:31] Tohru**
Yes.
**[11:36] Tohru**
You're sweating a lot.
**[11:38] Tohru**
Please let me wipe it away.
**[11:40] Kobayashi**
Huh? Sure.
**[11:48] Tohru**
*What is this?*
**[11:50] Tohru**
*My heart is racing.*
**[11:57] Tohru**
* Miss Kobayashi always comes*
* off as a reliable person,*
**[12:02] Tohru**
* so it's my first time*
* seeing her so vulnerable.*
**[12:06] Tohru**
*She will be all right, won't she?*
**[12:09] Tohru**
* I've known whole villages*
* destroyed by epidemics,*
**[12:12] Tohru**
* and I've seen whole nations*
* wiped out by them, too.*
**[12:17] Tohru**
You will be all right, won't you?
**[12:21] Tohru**
* I don't want anything precious*
* to me to get broken,*
**[12:24] Tohru**
*but everything breaks eventually.*
**[12:27] Tohru**
*That's especially true for me,*
**[12:28] Tohru**
*since I can break*
**[12:30] Tohru**
*just about anything.*
**[12:34] Tohru**
All right!
**[12:35] Kanna**
I'm home!
**[12:37] Tohru**
Kanna,
**[12:38] Tohru**
please watch over Miss Kobayashi.
**[12:40] Kanna**
Sure.
**[12:45] Tohru**
*There are medicines that grant immortality,*
**[12:47] Tohru**
*but Miss Kobayashi would hate those,*
**[12:50] Tohru**
* so I have to at least find medicine*
* that can cure her illness.*
**[12:54] Tohru**
*That might be especially hard.*
**[12:56] Tohru**
*But...*
**[12:57] Tohru**
*I'll do it!*
**[13:00] Tohru**
*My precious Miss Kobayashi*
**[13:02] Tohru**
*is waiting for me!*
**[13:16] Kobayashi**
Man, I'm all better after a good rest.
**[13:19] Kanna**
Kobayashi, are you okay?
**[13:22] Kobayashi**
I'll be fine after taking some
medicine and sleeping again.
**[13:25] Ilulu**
That's great!
**[13:27] Kobayashi**
Where's Tohru?
**[13:29] Kobayashi**
Tohru?
**[13:33] Kobayashi**
What's wrong?
**[13:34] Kobayashi**
You look exhausted.
**[13:36] Tohru**
Well, I searched everywhere.
**[13:40] Kobayashi**
Huh? What's that...?
**[13:42] Tohru**
I found some very effective medicine.
**[13:46] Kobayashi**
Is it safe?
**[13:48] Kobayashi**
There's nothing weird in it, is—
**[13:56] Kobayashi**
I'll take it.
**[14:05] Kobayashi**
Yeah, it's working.
**[14:08] Tohru**
You mean it?
**[14:11] Kobayashi**
Yeah! This is incredible.
**[14:13] Tohru**
Oh, thank goodness.
**[14:15] Kobayashi**
*I have no idea if it's working or not,*
**[14:16] Tohru**
I really was worried about you.
**[14:20] Kobayashi**
* but I'd say it's working no matter what*
* was in it after seeing that look.*
**[14:26] Kobayashi**
Tohru, thank you.
**[14:32] Kobayashi**
Tohru!
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[14:37] Tohru**
Uhh, maybe it's a side effect?
**[14:40] Tohru**
The medicine was for beast-folk, so...
**[14:43] Tohru**
But you're cute.
**[14:45] Kobayashi**
I can't go to work like this!
**[14:56] Kobayashi**
Meow!
**[14:57] Kobayashi**
Meow!
**[14:58] Tohru**
*So cute!*
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy
Games
**[15:07] Ilulu**
Hmm?
**[15:09] Ilulu**
It's a doll.
**[15:12] Take**
Did someone forget it?
**[15:13] Take**
It's well-made.
**[15:15] Take**
This is an expensive one.
**[15:17] Ilulu**
It's pretty.
**[15:18] Ilulu**
We should probably return it, right?
**[15:21] Take**
They'll probably come by
tomorrow to pick it up.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
***SIGN*** Lost
**[15:26] Take**
No one's coming.
**[15:28] Ilulu**
I'll go look for them.
**[15:32] Ilulu**
First, I'll ask around!
**[15:34] Ilulu**
You're coming, too, Take?
**[15:35] Take**
Well, I'd be worried about you alone.
**[15:38] Ilulu**
Oh, hey!
**[15:39] Girl**
Oh, it's the candy shop lady.
**[15:42] Ilulu**
Do you know who owns this doll?
**[15:44] Girl**
I don't.
**[15:45] Ilulu**
I see.
**[15:47] Girl**
By the way, are you and Take together?
**[15:50] Take**
Huh?! What are you saying?!
**[15:52] Take**
Of course we aren't?!
**[15:53] Ilulu**
What are you saying?
**[15:54] Ilulu**
You're together with me,
looking for the owner, right?
**[15:57] Take**
That's not what she meant!
**[15:58] Ilulu**
Oh.
**[15:59] Ilulu**
Let's try asking that kid, too!
**[16:01] Take**
She's not listening.
***SIGN*** KiraKira Real Estate
**[16:04] Ilulu**
No one knows, huh?
**[16:06] Take**
It's not that easy to find someone.
***SIGN*** Fried Pancakes
**[16:10] Take**
Maybe they abandoned it
instead of forgetting it?
**[16:20] Ilulu**
No, I'll find them!
**[16:32] Take**
I think we should turn it into
the police at this point.
**[16:37] Ilulu**
Hmm.
**[16:38] Take**
Is there anyone else you can turn to?
***SIGN*** The Day After That
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[16:42] Ilulu**
I brought help!
**[16:44] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[16:45] Kobayashi**
Hello.
**[16:47] Kobayashi**
I heard what's going on, but I don't
think there's anything I can do.
**[16:51] Ilulu**
No, I know you can do it!
**[16:53] Take**
* So this is the Kobayashi that*
* Ilulu mentioned before?*
**[16:56] Take**
She looks normal at first glance,
**[16:57] Take**
*but what's with that blonde maid behind her?*
**[17:01] Take**
* She's totally composed,*
* like she's used to that.*
**[17:03] Take**
*Is she making her dress like that every day?*
**[17:05] Take**
*This woman's definitely bad news!*
**[17:08] Kobayashi**
Let's take a picture and
try searching on the net.
**[17:12] Kobayashi**
More importantly, Ilulu,
**[17:13] Kobayashi**
can you use magic to sharpen
your sense of smell?
**[17:16] Ilulu**
Oh, right!
**[17:20] Take**
Why are you suddenly forcing
her into puppy play?!
**[17:23] Kobayashi**
Oh, no, I—
**[17:24] Take**
Have you already trained her?!
**[17:25] Kobayashi**
Hey, now.
**[17:26] Tohru**
Mister Take, you have the wrong idea.
**[17:28] Take**
Huh?
**[17:29] Tohru**
The only one allowed to
receive training is me!
**[17:31] Kobayashi**
Don't make this more complicated!
**[17:33] Ilulu**
Okay, I've got their scent.
**[17:35] Take**
Hey, hold on.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Friend**
Ilulu-chan,
**[17:43] (Flashback) Friend**
this is for you.
**[17:45] (Flashback) Ilulu**
What's this? Are you sure?
**[17:47] (Flashback) Friend**
Yeah, I made it for you, Ilulu-chan.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Thank you! I'll cherish it.
**[18:01] Take**
Hey, how far are we going?
**[18:05] Take**
We're heading into the next town over.
**[18:07] Ilulu**
I'd feel bad making you follow any further.
**[18:10] Ilulu**
You can go home if you want.
**[18:12] Take**
Really?
**[18:14] Take**
I'll go home, then.
**[18:17] Ilulu**
Okay.
**[18:27] Ilulu**
*It's still further?*
**[18:30] Ilulu**
*Did they really abandon it?*
**[18:33] Ilulu**
*It was still warm when I picked it up.*
**[18:36] Ilulu**
*They were holding it up until that moment.*
**[18:44] Ilulu**
What do I do?
**[18:45] Ilulu**
It'll get wet!
**[18:46] Ilulu**
Ahh, the scent is fading, too!
**[19:03] Ilulu**
I thought you went home?
**[19:05] Take**
It was getting cloudy.
**[19:08] Take**
Looked like it was going to rain.
**[19:14] Ilulu**
Take...
**[19:15] Ilulu**
Long ago, I abandoned
a doll that I cherished.
**[19:21] Ilulu**
I regret it now and wish I
could go back and retrieve it.
**[19:29] Ilulu**
I'm sure...
**[19:31] Ilulu**
it's the same for this doll.
**[19:39] Take**
We need to make sure we find them, then.
**[19:44] Ilulu**
Take.
**[19:47] Kobayashi**
Ah, found her, over there.
**[19:52] Kobayashi**
Ilulu!
**[19:53] Ilulu**
Oh, Kobayashi.
**[19:55] Take**
*Huh? Where did she just come from?*
**[19:57] Kobayashi**
That doll was a custom order,
so I pinned down the store that made it.
**[20:02] Kobayashi**
When I asked them about it,
**[20:04] Kobayashi**
they said the owner often visited
the shop for maintenance,
**[20:06] Kobayashi**
so they remembered them well.
**[20:08] Ilulu**
Huh? Then...
**[20:09] Kobayashi**
We found the owner.
**[20:12] Kobayashi**
They said they wanted us to bring it.
**[20:14] Kobayashi**
We have their address, too.
**[20:16] Take**
Just who are you?
**[20:21] Owner**
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
**[20:23] Owner**
I left it there with the
intention of abandoning it.
**[20:28] Owner**
I figured you might put it on display.
**[20:31] Owner**
I'm in high school now
**[20:33] Owner**
and my friends were teasing me,
calling it childish, but...
**[20:38] Owner**
I've regretted it ever since I abandoned it.
**[20:41] Owner**
A little late for that now though, huh?
**[20:43] Ilulu**
That's not true.
**[20:44] Ilulu**
If you can take it back, then you should.
**[20:47] Ilulu**
Tell it, "Welcome home."
**[20:51] Owner**
Yeah.
**[20:53] Owner**
Yeah.
**[20:56] Owner**
I'm sorry.
**[21:01] Owner**
Welcome home.
**[21:04] Tohru**
Come on, Ilulu.
**[21:05] Tohru**
Please go take a bath.
**[21:07] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[21:09] Kobayashi**
Well, thank you.
**[21:11] Kobayashi**
For going along with Ilulu.
**[21:13] Take**
No, I didn't really—
**[21:14] Ilulu**
Take!
**[21:15] Ilulu**
You're wet, too, right?
**[21:17] Ilulu**
Come take one with me!
**[21:19] Take**
What are you saying?!
**[21:20] Take**
Don't come at me naked!
**[21:20] Ilulu**
It's a bath, not outside,
so it's not embarrassing!
**[21:24] Take**
What kind of logic is that?!
**[21:27] Kobayashi**
Oh, to be young.
**[21:29] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[21:34] Ilulu**
Tada!
**[21:36] Ilulu**
It's a Take doll!
**[21:37] Ilulu**
Cute, isn't it?
**[21:38] Take**
Dum— Where do you think you're putting it?!
**[21:41] Ilulu**
It's comforting in here.
**[21:42] Take**
C-Comforting?!
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[21:45] Ilulu**
Oh, want me to squeeze you in here, too?
**[21:47] Take**
You're shameless!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:20] Kobayashi**
Ilulu, how's your part time job?
**[23:22] Ilulu**
It's fun.
**[23:23] Ilulu**
We have one that comes
around all the time, too.
**[23:25] Kobayashi**
A regular, huh?
**[23:26] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[23:26] Ilulu**
But sometimes they try to get a
free meal and put us in a spot.
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
Huh? Is that person doing okay?
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
**[23:31] Ilulu**
It's not a person, it's a cat.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aries
***SIGN*** You might lose something precious
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** You should keep things you
cherish stored in your chest.
***SIGN*** You mean in your heart, right? Right?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aries!