E7 - Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration 
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Cup
    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Character
    3-3-7 beat!
[00:21] Character
    3-3-7 beat!
[00:23] Character
    Go!
[00:24] Character
    Pipipi! Pipipi! Pipipipipipipi!
[00:30] Character
    4-4-8 beat!
[00:32] Character
    4-4-8 beat!
[00:35] Character
    Go!
[00:35] Character
    Pipipipi! Pipipipi! Pipipipipipipi!
SIGN    Touzainanboku  (East, West, South, and North)
[00:40] Woman
    How do you read this?
[00:41] Character
    Touzainanboku!
    (East, West, South, and North)
[00:43] Woman
    Correct!
[00:45] Woman
    Next one's this.
SIGN    Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei
[00:46] Woman
    How do you read this?
[00:47] Character
    Tounansaihoku?
[00:49] Woman
    Bzz, bzz.
[00:51] Character
    Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei!
[00:52] WeatherAnnouncer
    It's time for the national weather.
[00:54] WeatherAnnouncer
    Today high pressure systems are covering
    a broad portion of the islands,
[00:55] Both
    Thank you for the meal.
[00:57] WeatherAnnouncer
    so we predict clear skies nationwide.
[00:59] WeatherAnnouncer
    The temperature is normal
    for this time of year,
[01:01] Tohru
    Kanna, I'm turning the TV off.
[01:02] WeatherAnnouncer
    so it should be a mild, enjoyable day.
[01:04] Kanna
    No!
[01:05] Tohru
    Please eat your food, then!
[01:09] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, please say
    something to her, too!
[01:12] Kobayashi
    Hmm, but I'd be sad to lose a reason
    to poke Kanna-chan's cheeks.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)