E6 - Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)

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[00:09] Shouta
    What are you doing?!
[00:11] Lucoa
    You looked cold, so I thought
    I'd be a blanket for you.
[00:14] Lucoa
    Since I am your familiar.
[00:16] Shouta
    I don't need that!
[00:20] Shouta
    It's been like this ever
    since Lucoa came here.
[00:23] Shouta
    Whenever I'm home, she's glued to me.
[00:25] Shouta
    I'm a man, too, you know!
[00:30] Shouta
    All right!
[00:31] Shouta
    I have to take back control!
[00:34] Shouta
    I'll teach her who's boss!
[02:19] Shouta
    I'll uncover her weakness.
[02:21] Lucoa
    Now, then.
[02:26] Lucoa
    Being naked really is the most comfortable.
[02:29] Shouta
    What is she doing?!
[02:31] Lucoa
    Ah, I really do hate clothes.
[02:35] Lucoa
    That sure is a shortcoming.
[02:38] Shouta
    Lucoa, Lucoa.
[02:40] Lucoa
    Hmm?
[02:41] Lucoa
    What is it, Shouta-kun?
[02:43] Shouta
    Here, take this!
[02:44] Lucoa
    Huh?
[02:45] Shouta
    Your master commands you!
[02:47] Shouta
    Wear those clothes!
[02:48] Shouta
    Now, feel uncomfortable
    and weep for it to end!
[02:52] Lucoa
    I tried it on.
[02:55] Lucoa
    Thank you for the present.
[02:58] Shouta
    Shit. Onto something else.
[03:01] Shouta
    How will she handle something bitter?
SIGN    Black  Coffee
[03:04] Lucoa
    Thank you.
[03:07] Shouta
    I'm the one who can't stand that!
[03:11] Shouta
    What about our neighbor's scary dog?
[03:16] Shouta
    Again, I'm the one who's scared of that!
[03:20] Shouta
    I'm going to be the greatest mage.
[03:24] Shouta
    I have to have perfect
    control over my familiar.
[03:27] Shouta
    I'm sorry!
[03:31] Kobayashi
    Lucoa-san's weaknesses?
[03:33] Shouta
    Yeah.
[03:34] Tohru
    In that case, I know something good.
[03:36] Shouta
    Really?
[03:37] Tohru
    Her weakness is those breasts of hers!
[03:39] Tohru
    It's hard for her dodge attacks with those.
[03:42] Shouta
    I don't mean combat weaknesses!
[03:44] Tohru
    Hmm, in that case, probably liquor.
[03:46] Shouta
    Liquor?
[03:48] Kobayashi
    Didn't Lucoa-san say she
    could hold her liquor well?
[03:51] Tohru
    Well, she can hold her alcohol well.
[03:54] Tohru
    But it's not that. It's that
    she's a sucker for liquor.
[03:57] Tohru
    She's usually well guarded, but she'll
    drink liquor without caution.
[04:02] Tohru
    So, if you put poison or such in liquor,
     she won't even notice.
[04:04] Shouta
    That would kill her, though!
[04:06] Kobayashi
    You're asking about weaknesses,
[04:08] Kobayashi
    but from a dragon's point of view we
    humans are just full of weaknesses.
[04:12] Kobayashi
    Even if you manage to get something over her,
    do you think that would sway Lucoa-san?
[04:17] Kobayashi
    Isn't your current
    relationship good enough?
[04:20] Shouta
    It's not.
[04:21] Shouta
    Lucoa...
[04:23] Shouta
    she's always wandering around somewhere,
[04:25] Shouta
    or teasing me,
[04:27] Shouta
    or making fun of me.
[04:29] Shouta
    She doesn't respect me.
[04:31] Shouta
    That's why I want to strike
    at one of her weaknesses
[04:34] Shouta
    and prove myself to her.
[04:36] Tohru
    I believe she already respects you, though.
[04:39] Shouta
    Huh?
[04:40] Tohru
    Miss Lucoa was never the type
    to stay in one place for very long.
[04:44] Tohru
    The fact that she's still with
    you means she does like you.
[04:47] Lucoa
    Huh? Shouta-kun?
[04:49] Lucoa
    You were here?
[04:50] Shouta
    H-How long have you been here?!
[04:52] Lucoa
    I just arrived.
[04:56] Shouta
    I-I'm going home.
[05:00] Lucoa
    I'll escort you, then.
[05:02] Kobayashi
    Nice seeing you.
[05:10] Lucoa
    I would have told you
     my weakness if you just asked.
[05:14] Shouta
    Huh?
[05:15] Lucoa
    The thing I hate most is losing a home.
[05:20] Lucoa
    I once made a huge mistake, you know.
[05:23] Lucoa
    So I was driven out of my homeland.
[05:25] Lucoa
    It made me very sad.
[05:28] Lucoa
    Ever since then, I've been
    afraid of settling in one place.
[05:32] Lucoa
    But then a friend I thought
    would never have a home
[05:36] Lucoa
    found one for herself.
[05:38] Lucoa
    It made me kind of jealous.
[05:40] Shouta
    So that's why you came to me?
[05:43] Shouta
    But... why me?
[05:45] Lucoa
    You're the one who said it, you know.
[05:47] Lucoa
    You asked me to be here with you.
[05:49] Lucoa
    I was so happy to hear that.
[05:52] Shouta
    But that was as a familiar...
[05:57] Shouta
    To be honest, I already know.
[05:59] Shouta
    You're an incredible being and I'm not
    a good match for you, as immature as I am.
[06:04] Lucoa
    That's right.
[06:06] Lucoa
    I am an incredible familiar,
     so I understood you at first glance.
[06:12] Lucoa
    You're a good boy who's kind and trying hard,
     even if you're overextending yourself.
[06:17] Lucoa
    Knowing that was good enough for me.
[06:21] Shouta
    Thank you.
[06:24] Lucoa
    Good boy.
[06:27] Shouta
    I do wish she'd stop treating
    me like a child, though.
[06:35] Lucoa
    Shouta-kun,
[06:37] Lucoa
    I'm willing whenever you want it, okay?
[06:40] Shouta
    Wh-What do you mean by that?!
[06:46] Kobayashi
    What's the matter?
[06:47] Kobayashi
    It's unusual for you to sigh like that.
[06:49] Takiya
    Well, my parents are paying
    a visit to my place.
[06:53] Kobayashi
    Huh?! Then Fafnir-san has to...
[06:55] Takiya
    Yeah.
[06:56] Takiya
    I asked him to go adventure in the mountains
    or something while they're here, but...
[07:01] (Flashback) Fafnir
    I absolutely refuse!
[07:03] Takiya
    A new, hardcore game is
    releasing at the same time.
[07:08] Kobayashi
    Then you'll just have to introduce them.
[07:10] Takiya
    Right.
[07:11] Takiya
    Both of my parents are pretty forward,
[07:13] Takiya
    so the thought of them angering Faf-kun
[07:15] Takiya
    and watching my goods get
    half-destroyed is... ahh!
[07:18] Kobayashi
    You're worried about your otaku collection?!
[07:21] Fafnir
    I refuse.
[07:22] Fafnir
    I can't afford to move from this spot
    until I've collected all the treasures.
[07:27] Takiya
    You're hooked on it.
SIGN    Takeru attacks!
[07:29] Takiya
    You've already beaten the game,
SIGN    It deals 120 damage to Siegfried!
[07:31] Takiya
    so why not take a little break?
[07:34] Fafnir
    I can keep fighting for tens
    of thousands of years.
[07:38] Fafnir
    You don't need to worry about me.
[07:41] Fafnir
    Tch, another bust.
[07:43] Takiya
    Well, what should I do about this?
[07:50] Tohru
    Coming.
[07:53] Tohru
    Uhh, how do you get Mister
    Fafnir to listen to you?
[07:57] Takiya
    I figured you might know since you've
    known him a long time, Tohru-chan.
[08:01] Tohru
    Very well.
[08:02] Tohru
    I do owe you for planning that
    hot springs trip for us.
[08:06] Takiya
    Thank you!
[08:07] Takiya
    So come on, tell me how—
[08:09] Tohru
    With force!
[08:10] Tohru
    You have to force him
    to obey you with might!
[08:12] Tohru
    That's the only way!
[08:14] Takiya
    Him? With force?!
[08:17] Takiya
    You do know that's impossible
    when you say that, right?
[08:19] Tohru
    Well, that really is the only
    method I can think of with him.
SIGN    In Call
SIGN    Kobayashi-san
[08:24] Tohru
    When I first met him,
[08:26] Tohru
    he attacked me for trying to sleep
    in his cavern and we ended up fighting...
[08:32] (Flashback) Fafnir
    You're not bad.
[08:34] (Flashback) Tohru
    Neither are you.
[08:36] Tohru
    So, once we recognized
     each other's strength,
[08:38] Tohru
    he finally decided to share a little
    space in the cavern with me.
[08:41] Takiya
    So your first time meeting
    really was like that.
[08:44] Tohru
    Well, if my advice isn't helpful,
     why not try asking Miss Lucoa?
[08:47] Kanna
    Ahh.
[08:49] Kobayashi
    Ahh.
[08:49] Takiya
    That woman, huh?
[08:51] Takiya
    What's her contact info?
[08:52] Tohru
    Hey, Kanna!
[08:55] Takiya
    She hung up on me.
[08:57] Takiya
    Do I have any way to contact her?
[09:02] Takiya
    I did register Shouta-kun to my friends
    list last time we played games together.
[09:08] Shouta
    Huh? Lucoa?
[09:10] Shouta
    She said she was going abroad to have fun.
[09:13] Shouta
    She's not here now.
[09:14] Takiya
    Shoot.
[09:16] Shouta
    Do you need help with something?
[09:18] Shouta
    If I can, I'd be happy to help?
[09:20] Takiya
    You would?
[09:21] Shouta
    Yes.
[09:22] Shouta
    I'm constantly improving my
    skills as a mage every day.
[09:26] Shouta
    Helping others out would just
    be part of my training.
[09:29] Takiya
    You're a very responsible boy.
[09:32] Takiya
    Truth is...
[09:34] Shouta
    Impossible.
[09:35] Shouta
    That man's a terrifying dragon, right?
[09:38] Takiya
    Yeah, I suppose he would be.
[09:41] Takiya
    Hmm. I guess it'll be easier to do something
     about my parents instead of Faf-kun.
[09:46] Shouta
    Faf-kun?
[09:47] Shouta
    If I recall, his name is Fafnir, right?
[09:50] Shouta
    Is that a unique nickname you call him by?
[09:52] Takiya
    Huh? Yeah, it is.
[09:55] Shouta
    And he's accepted that
    nickname as his own, then?
[09:59] Takiya
    He said he doesn't mind it.
[10:02] Shouta
    You can form a pact, then.
[10:04] Takiya
    A pact?
[10:05] Shouta
    If you've given him a name
    and he's accepted it,
[10:08] Shouta
    then the preparations to form
    a pact are nearly complete.
[10:14] Shouta
    Take this.
[10:15] Takiya
    What is it?
[10:17] Shouta
    An orb of magic power.
[10:19] Shouta
    I've poured my own magic power into it.
[10:21] Shouta
    This should be enough for even someone
    without magic power like yourself
[10:25] Shouta
    to activate the ritual to forge a pact.
[10:29] Takiya
    Hmm.
[10:30] Takiya
    You're incredible, Shouta-kun.
[10:32] Shouta
    Uhh, so about that...
[10:34] Shouta
    Could I ask you for something in return?
[10:37] Takiya
    Oh? Like some of my lifespan?
[10:39] Shouta
    A devil would ask for that.
[10:43] Shouta
    I was hoping you could teach me
[10:47] Shouta
    how to be a cool adult like you.
[10:49] Takiya
    Huh?!
[10:50] Takiya
    That's a pretty surprising request.
[10:52] Takiya
    I'm not confident I can help.
[10:54] Takiya
    I'm super pathetic, you know?
[10:56] Shouta
    It's a promise!
[11:01] Takiya
    A pact, huh?
[11:04] Takiya
    I'm home.
[11:09] Takiya
    A master-servant pact...
[11:15] Takiya
    Faf-kun.
[11:16] Fafnir
    Hmm?
[11:17] Takiya
    You can have it.
[11:21] Fafnir
    What?
[11:23] Fafnir
    An orb of magic power?
[11:25] Fafnir
    This little thing
[11:29] Fafnir
    won't get me to go outside.
[11:31] Takiya
    Tch, no luck, huh?
[11:34] Takiya
    At least tell me, then.
[11:36] Takiya
    Why did someone as prideful as you
[11:38] Takiya
    permit me to give you a nickname?
[11:41] Takiya
    I didn't even know there was a risk to that.
[11:43] Fafnir
    You...
[11:46] Fafnir
    Hmph.
[11:47] Fafnir
    You should be grateful to the brat
    that gave you that measly orb.
[11:51] Takiya
    He gave it to me in return for
    some advice from an adult.
[11:55] Fafnir
    Adult, huh?
[11:58] Fafnir
    What do you think the term
    "adult" means to a dragon?
[12:01] Takiya
    Huh?
[12:02] Takiya
    Well, it means they've matured
    out of their immature state?
[12:04] Fafnir
    No, it doesn't.
[12:06] Fafnir
    That only refers to the
    physical state of the body.
[12:09] Fafnir
    There is no concept of adult
    or child in a dragon's mind.
[12:13] Fafnir
    Only strength exists when
    you live as a dragon.
[12:18] Fafnir
    Their state of mind is dependent upon that.
[12:21] Fafnir
    Parents don't protect
    their offspring, either.
[12:23] Fafnir
    Dragons didn't start talking
    about "adult" or "child"
[12:26] Fafnir
    until after there were more
    dragons interacting with humans.
[12:30] Fafnir
    Do you understand, Takiya?
[12:33] Fafnir
    It means dragons are mimicking humans.
[12:36] Fafnir
    They know such values will lead
    to foolishness, but desire them anyway.
[12:42] Fafnir
    So do the dragons that are here.
[12:47] Fafnir
    We're just masquerading as humans.
[12:51] Takikya
    You don't really believe that.
[12:53] Takikya
    I can tell at least that much.
[12:57] Fafnir
    Yeah.
[13:00] Fafnir
    Tohru has firmly declared she
    won't regret such foolishness.
[13:05] Fafnir
    And that human, Kobayashi,
    drove away the Emperor of Demise.
[13:09] Fafnir
    I grew curious as to why they would
    go so far to keep up the act.
[13:13] Fafnir
    So, I decided to try playing the
    game a bit myself to learn more.
[13:18] Fafnir
    That's the only reason I let
    you give me a nickname.
SIGN    Get!! Unique Skill
SIGN    Siegfried dropped Gram.
SIGN    Please press any button to—
[13:23] Fafnir
    It finally dropped!
[13:26] Fafnir
    Great! This is great!
[13:30] Fafnir
    Takiya!
[13:31] Fafnir
    I'm in a good mood now,
[13:32] Fafnir
    so if you beat me I'll play along
    with you and your family or whatever.
[13:36] Takiya
    Huh?
[13:37] Takiya
    But I can't beat you in strength.
[13:39] Fafnir
    Who said it had to be in strength?
[13:44] Takiya
    I'm not going to lose!
[13:46] Fafnir
    You dare to challenge me, human?!
[13:47] Fafnir
    You'll never be able to defeat me!
[13:50] Fafnir
    Ah, stop!
[13:51] Fafnir
    Don't use instakill combos!
[13:52] Takiya
    Weak humans will use any means necessary!
[14:01] Takiya
    What you think is cool is
    just my outward appearance.
[14:05] Takiya
    So, being a cool guy starts with
    creating your outward appearance.
[14:11] Shouta
    Huh?!
SIGN    Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
SIGN    Episode 6
[14:20] Hachisuka
    The other day I went as far
    as where the rivers meet.
[14:24] Kuroda
    If that's true, it's worthy of praise.
[14:27] Hachisuka
    It is true!
[14:28] Hachisuka
    I have pictures, too!
[14:30] Kuramoto
    Nice, that's a great photo.
[14:34] Hachisuka
    Right?! Incredible, right?!
[14:36] Kuroda
    Stop!
[14:37] Saikawa
    You're so annoying, Hachisuka.
[14:39] Saikawa
    Even caterpillars can go there.
[14:41] Hachisuka
    What's that, Saikawa?!
[14:43] Hachisuka
    You saying you can make it there, too?!
[14:45] Saikawa
    Of course!
[14:46] Hachisuka
    You better go there, then!
[14:48] Hachisuka
    Bring back pictures as proof, too!
[14:50] Saikawa
    That's a piece of cake.
[14:53] Saikawa
    What do I do?
[14:55] Saikawa
    Why did I have to say that?
[14:58] Kanna
    Let's go together.
[15:00] Saikawa
    But we'll have to walk a long way
    to reach where the rivers meet.
[15:04] Kanna
    That's fine.
[15:05] Kanna
    Let's go together.
[15:07] Saikawa
    Kanna-san!
[15:09] Tohru
    Here, Kanna.
[15:11] Tohru
    Your lunch and tea.
[15:13] Ilulu
    Here, candy from the candy shop.
[15:15] Kanna
    Thank you, Lady Tohru, Ilulu.
[15:20] Kobayashi
    Have fun.
[15:21] Kanna
    Mmm.
[15:26] Kanna
    Saikawa.
[15:27] Saikawa
    Kanna-san!
[15:30] Saikawa
    Feels kind of grown-up,
    heading out somewhere by ourselves.
[15:36] Saikawa
    Georgie lent me this.
[15:39] Saikawa
    She said to use it to contact
    her if anything happens.
[15:42] Saikawa
    With this, we're all set to
    take photos as proof, too!
[15:46] Saikawa
    Tch.
[15:48] Both
    Skip, skip, love, love, skip.
[15:55] Saikawa
    Let's only step on the white parts.
[15:58] Kanna
    If you fall, you're dead.
[16:16] Kanna
    Saikawa, you died.
[16:18] Saikawa
    I'm immortal!
[16:20] Kanna
    Not fair!
[16:21] Saikawa
    Is too fair!
[16:23] Kanna
    Not fair!
[16:24] Saikawa
    Is too fair!
[16:44] Saikawa
    Hey, Kanna-san.
[16:45] Saikawa
    Pass!
[16:47] Kanna
    Saikawa!
[16:55] Youth
    Nirvana!
[17:03] Both
    One, two, and three!
[17:06] Saikawa
    Your lunch looks so good, Kanna-san.
[17:09] Kanna
    Lady Tohru made it for me.
[17:12] Kanna
    Yours looks good, too, Saikawa.
[17:14] Saikawa
    Yes. Georgie's great at cooking!
[17:17] Both
    Thank you for the food.
[17:27] Saikawa
    Ah, I dropped it!
[17:30] Saikawa
    K-Kanna-san, would you let me
    use your chopsticks with you?
[17:35] Kanna
    I'll lend you my spare chopsticks.
[17:38] Saikawa
    Thank you!
[17:39] Saikawa
    I'll use them with care!
[17:41] Saikawa
    Tch!
[17:47] Saikawa
    I can use this!
[17:48] Saikawa
    Nice going, Georgie!
[17:51] Saikawa
    Kanna-san, want some potato straws?
[17:53] Kanna
    I do!
[17:55] Saikawa
    Th-Then...
[17:58] Saikawa
    Here, Fanna-fan!
[18:13] Kanna
    Saikawa, want some rolled omelets?
[18:16] Saikawa
    M-My heart is so full right now.
[18:19] Kanna
    That's a shame.
[18:20] Kanna
    I ate some of it already,
    but it's really yummy.
[18:23] Saikawa
    You ate some?!
[18:26] Saikawa
    You ate some!
[18:41] Saikawa
    There are all kinds of people here.
[18:44] Saikawa
    I wonder why everyone's coming to the river.
[18:48] Kanna
    I love rivers.
[18:50] Kanna
    It feels great to bathe in the water.
[18:53] Saikawa
    Bathe in the water?!
[18:54] Kanna
    Mmm.
[18:55] Saikawa
    Kanna-san bathing in the water!
[18:57] Saikawa
    Kanna-san!
[18:59] Kanna
    Oh!
[19:05] Saikawa
    Kanna-san's an angel!
[19:08] Saikawa
    Huh?
[19:12] Saikawa
    Huh?!
[19:13] Elma
    This feels so good!
[19:18] Kanna
    Lady Elma, you forgot your
    perception blocking.
[19:22] Elma
    Oh, no!
[19:25] Saikawa
    Photo, photo evidence!
[19:29] Saikawa
    Kanna-san, move!
[19:31] Saikawa
    So cute!
[19:32] Saikawa
    But right now...!
[19:37] Saikawa
    Oh my?
[19:39] Saikawa
    Huh? Where did it go?!
[19:47] Saikawa
    We did it, Kanna-san!
[19:50] Saikawa
    We made it to where they meet!
[19:52] Kanna
    Oh!
[19:53] Saikawa
    We need to take a photo for proof!
[19:58] OldMan
    Want me to take it for you?
[20:00] Saikawa
    Huh?
[20:02] Saikawa
    Oh...
[20:07] Saikawa
    If you would, please.
[20:08] OldMan
    Sure.
[20:10] OldMan
    Okay, here I go.
[20:11] Kanna
    Oh!
[20:12] Saikawa
    Okay, Kanna-san!
[20:16] Both
    Thank you very much.
[20:19] OldWoman
    Where did you two come from?
[20:20] Saikawa
    From Oborozuka.
[20:22] OldWoman
    My, you walked quite far.
[20:25] Saikawa
    We thought we'd walk up
    to where the rivers meet.
[20:28] OldMan
    Oh?
[20:29] OldMan
    You know, long ago, this is where
    they changed the flow of the river.
[20:34] Kanna
    Oh!
[20:36] Saikawa
    Why did they change it?
[20:38] OldMan
    To prevent floods from happening
[20:40] OldMan
    and to make it easier to grow rice.
[20:45] OldMan
    Later.
[20:45] OldWoman
    Be careful now.
[20:47] Saikawa
    Yes!
[20:52] Saikawa
    What's the matter, Kanna-san?
[20:54] Kanna
    Do you think I'll change, too?
[20:57] Saikawa
    Well, of course you're going
    to get cuter and cuter!
[21:01] Saikawa
    I'm looking forward to it!
[21:03] Kanna
    Will you change, too?
[21:04] Saikawa
    Yes!
[21:05] Saikawa
    Obviously I'm going to become a great woman!
[21:20] Saikawa
    It's really true!
[21:22] Saikawa
    There was a monster in the river!
[21:25] Hachisuka
    There's no way something like that exists!
[21:27] Kuroda
    Tell us more.
[21:29] Saikawa
    It was this big
[21:31] Saikawa
    and it was bathing in the
    river. Right, Kanna-san?
[21:34] Kanna
    Saikawa, that was CG.
[21:36] Saikawa
    Huh?
[21:37] Saikawa
    It was?
[21:38] Saikawa
    Huh?
[21:39] Kuroda
    So it was AR?
[21:41] Hachisuka
    See, I told you!
[21:43] Kuramoto
    Lame.
[21:45] Saikawa
    CG?
[21:47] Kanna
    CG.
[21:48] Saikawa
    What?
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