# E2 - Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Ilulu.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Ilulu.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Were you playing with humans again?
**[00:07] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Humans are nice, so I love them!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Dragon1**
I see.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Perhaps it is time we
consider coexisting, then.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Dragon2**
Bad news!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Dragon2**
The humans are attacking the dragon village!
**[00:21] (Flashback) Dragon3**
This always happens when we stay quiet.
**[00:26] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Damn humans!
**[00:27] (Flashback) Dragon3**
They will pay!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Where's Mom and Dad?
**[00:31] (Flashback) Dragon2**
I'm sorry, dear.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Does this mean I can't
play with humans anymore?
**[00:35] (Flashback) Dragon2**
Of course it does!
**[00:37] (Flashback) Dragon2**
The humans are the ones who
took your parents from you!
**[00:41] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Humans are our enemy!
**[00:43] (Flashback) Dragon3**
There will never be
understanding between us!
**[02:22] Kobayashi**
Good.
**[02:23] Kobayashi**
Everyone's asleep.
**[02:27] Kobayashi**
I can't believe the first one I'd see aside
from my father's would be my own...
**[02:35] Tohru**
Oh, welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[02:38] Tohru**
Jeez, please say something
if you're going to be late.
**[02:41] Kobayashi**
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
**[02:43] Tohru**
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
**[02:45] Tohru**
Your face is bright red.
**[02:47] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[02:48] Tohru**
Do you have a cold?
**[02:50] Kobayashi**
I-I'm fine!
**[02:53] Kobayashi**
*Huh? Why?!*
**[02:55] Kobayashi**
* Why is my heart racing because*
* Tohru looks like this?!*
**[02:57] Kobayashi**
*Does this mean I'm lusting after Tohru?*
**[03:01] Kobayashi**
Just put your clothes on.
**[03:03] Tohru**
Okay.
**[03:07] Ilulu**
Kobayashi,
**[03:08] Ilulu**
now that you've become a man,
**[03:10] Ilulu**
you'll show your true colors in no time!
**[03:13] Ilulu**
Now, show me!
**[03:15] Ilulu**
Show me how shallow humans are!
**[03:17] Kobayashi**
*I bet that's what she's thinking.*
**[03:20] Kobayashi**
* I'm betting Ilulu used magic*
* to turn me into a guy.*
**[03:23] Kobayashi**
*I just hope I go back to normal with time.*
**[03:29] Kobayashi**
* I don't know what Ilulu*
* hopes to get out of me,*
**[03:33] Kobayashi**
*but I need to keep a clear head.*
**[03:48] Kobayashi**
K-Kanna-chan?!
**[03:51] Kanna**
Good morning, Kobayashi.
**[03:54] Kobayashi**
What's wrong?
**[03:55] Kanna**
I thought you'd be cold in the morning.
**[03:58] Kobayashi**
I-I'm awake already, okay?
**[04:05] Kobayashi**
* At this point, I have no*
* idea what might happen.*
**[04:10] Kobayashi**
* I'll need to keep some*
* distance from the others.*
**[04:13] Kobayashi**
*I wonder if Tohru could fix this.*
**[04:15] Tohru**
Huh?! Miss Kobayashi's become a male?!
**[04:18] Tohru**
Let's do it, then!
**[04:19] Tohru**
Let's get on with preserving our species!
**[04:22] Kobayashi**
*That's dangerous.*
**[04:24] TVMan**
*Okay, let's ride the canoe to adventure!*
**[04:26] Kobayashi**
What are you watching?
**[04:27] TVMan**
* Everyone watching at home*
* come along with us, too!*
**[04:27] Kanna**
*Clinky Clang*.
**[04:29] Kanna**
Oh!
**[04:31] TVMan**
*Are you all ready?*
**[04:33] TVMan**
*Let's go!*
**[04:33] Kids**
*Go!*
**[04:35] Both**
Oh!
**[04:35] Kobayashi**
Oh?
**[04:36] TVMan**
*Now, paddle, paddle!*
**[04:38] Both**
Yeah!
**[04:40] TVMan**
*It's a waterfall! Everyone, huddle up!*
**[04:46] Kobayashi**
*This is normal between women.*
**[04:49] Kobayashi**
*I-I can take it.*
**[04:50] Kobayashi**
* I won't be controlled by*
* some crazy instincts.*
**[04:54] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[04:56] Kobayashi**
Don't hug me for no reason!
**[04:58] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[04:59] Kobayashi**
*Don't frolic on me!*
**[05:01] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:03] Kobayashi**
I said, don't hug me for no reason!
**[05:04] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:05] Kobayashi**
No!
**[05:14] Kobayashi**
Was her contact always this intense?
**[05:19] Kobayashi**
Phew.
**[05:20] Kobayashi**
Thank goodness, it's gotten smaller.
**[05:24] Kobayashi**
I knew Ilulu had to be weakened
after her battle with Tohru.
**[05:30] Kobayashi**
* The factions of dragons*
* from Tohru's world...*
**[05:33] Kobayashi**
*The chaos faction, right?*
**[05:35] Kobayashi**
* They hate humans and teach*
* their children the same.*
**[05:40] Kobayashi**
*Ilulu was raised that way,*
**[05:42] Kobayashi**
*so she lives that way*
**[05:46] Kobayashi**
*and thinks like that, too.*
**[05:51] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:54] Tohru**
Kanna's asleep, so how
about some evening liquor?
**[05:58] Kobayashi**
Mmm.
**[06:04] Kobayashi**
It's good.
**[06:06] Kobayashi**
*I'm done thinking about it today.*
**[06:11] Kobayashi**
*Huh? This happened before, too.*
**[06:14] Kobayashi**
*The love potion?!*
**[06:18] Tohru**
I noticed partway through.
**[06:21] Tohru**
Right now, you...
**[06:23] Tohru**
have one of *those*!
**[06:25] Tohru**
Ilulu must have gotten to you, huh?
**[06:28] Tohru**
Poor Miss Kobayashi.
**[06:31] Tohru**
I'll fix you right up.
**[06:32] Tohru**
But before that!
**[06:33] Tohru**
I'll seize my opportunity!
**[06:36] Tohru**
Now that our hearts are united,
that just leaves our bodies.
**[06:41] Tohru**
Now, Miss Kobayashi, give it all to me.
**[06:45] Tohru**
Why are you completely turned off?!
**[06:47] Kobayashi**
You took off your maid outfit.
**[06:48] Kobayashi**
How could you?
**[06:49] Tohru**
Huh?
**[06:50] Kobayashi**
Tohru, I'm going to tell you all
the things that make a maid great
**[06:54] Kobayashi**
from the male perspective.
**[07:00] Kobayashi**
Good.
**[07:05] Kobayashi**
*I made it through that.*
**[07:07] Kobayashi**
*What will you do next, Ilulu?*
**[07:19] Georgie**
It's displayed nicely, Miss.
**[07:23] Saikawa**
Something's not right, though.
**[07:27] Saikawa**
That does it!
**[07:29] Georgie**
I see!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
**[07:43] Cremene**
Stop. Don't run.
**[07:49] Ilulu**
You followed me here, harmony bastard?!
**[07:52] Cremene**
I'm Cremene of the dragon-slaying camp.
**[07:55] Cremene**
Give my name to the judge in
the underworld after you die.
**[07:58] Cremene**
I want the credit.
**[08:03] Kobayashi**
Now...
**[08:05] Kobayashi**
*Ilulu always appears when I'm alone,*
**[08:09] Kobayashi**
*so maybe I can see her if I wait here?*
**[08:12] Kobayashi**
*I wonder why I'm*
**[08:14] Kobayashi**
*focusing on Ilulu so much?*
**[08:18] Kobayashi**
* Maybe it's because I feel*
* like we could get along?*
**[08:23] Kobayashi**
*All the others I've met from another world*
**[08:25] Kobayashi**
*have been friendly.*
**[08:28] Kobayashi**
* They all have this air of having lived*
* through conflict and its resulting tragedy,*
**[08:33] Kobayashi**
* yet they're still able*
* to interact with people*
**[08:36] Kobayashi**
*because they know that's not everything.*
**[08:38] Kobayashi**
* Because they're willing to believe*
* there's more than just strife.*
**[08:42] Kobayashi**
*That's the Tohru I believe in.*
**[08:46] Kobayashi**
*Which is why I want her to reconcile*
**[08:49] Kobayashi**
*with Ilulu.*
**[08:53] Kobayashi**
Ilulu's not showing up.
**[08:56] Kobayashi**
Maybe she's over here,
where there's less foot traffic?
**[09:05] Kobayashi**
Ilulu?!
**[09:07] Kobayashi**
You're injured?
**[09:09] Cremene**
You've seen us?
**[09:12] Cremene**
Human of this world, I have come to destroy
that vile beast from another world.
**[09:19] Cremene**
Leave here at once,
**[09:21] Cremene**
and forget you were ever here.
**[09:25] Kobayashi**
Who is this guy?
**[09:27] Kobayashi**
Do you mean you're here to kill Ilulu?
**[09:29] Kobayashi**
You're saying you're an adult
that's trying to kill a child?
**[09:32] Cremene**
I am.
**[09:33] Cremene**
That creature is chaos.
**[09:36] Cremene**
An evil dragon that will bring
naught but harm to humans.
**[09:39] Kobayashi**
In that case...
**[09:47] Cremene**
What is that unpleasant blare?!
**[09:50] Neighbor**
Hey! Keep it down!
**[09:51] Kobayashi**
All right!
**[09:54] Kobayashi**
Security Buzzer Power!
**[10:00] Kobayashi**
You're damn heavy!
**[10:02] Cremene**
They ran away?
**[10:05] Cremene**
Why would a human...?
**[10:11] Kobayashi**
Oh, coming to?
**[10:15] Kobayashi**
You okay?
**[10:16] Kobayashi**
It looks like your wound
healed up right away, though.
**[10:20] Ilulu**
Why did you save me?
**[10:22] Kobayashi**
Can we say we're safe yet?
**[10:25] Kobayashi**
I'm sure that guy's still after you, right?
**[10:28] Ilulu**
It doesn't matter.
**[10:30] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[10:31] Ilulu**
If I'm defeated in battle,
then that's just my fate.
**[10:35] Kobayashi**
Wouldn't me saving you be fate, too, then?
**[10:42] Kobayashi**
Hey, Ilulu.
**[10:43] Kobayashi**
Is there something you want to tell me?
**[10:46] Kobayashi**
The way you mess with me
**[10:48] Kobayashi**
kind of suggests there is.
**[10:50] Ilulu**
I...
**[10:51] Ilulu**
can't accept dragons coexisting with humans.
**[10:55] Ilulu**
There's no way they can
get along with humans.
**[10:57] Kobayashi**
You told me that before.
**[11:00] Ilulu**
Because if they can get along...
**[11:04] Ilulu**
then why did I spend all this time...
**[11:10] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Dragons are superior beings,
so associating with humans is shameful.
**[11:14] Ilulu**
I really...
**[11:15] (Flashback) Dragon4**
There were all kinds of tragedies.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Dragon4**
Harmony is impossible.
**[11:19] Ilulu**
I really, well...
**[11:21] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Humans are our enemy!
**[11:22] Ilulu**
I wanted...
**[11:23] Ilulu**
I wanted to...
**[11:29] Ilulu**
I really...
**[11:32] Ilulu**
wanted to play with them more!
**[11:41] Ilulu**
No one would let me.
**[11:43] Ilulu**
That girl and that boy did
nothing wrong, and yet...
**[11:51] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[11:53] Kobayashi**
Then, hey,
**[11:57] Kobayashi**
let's play together next time.
**[12:02] Kobayashi**
We do all kinds of things, you know.
**[12:05] Kobayashi**
We play dodgeball, go to Comiket,
go to hot springs, and so on.
**[12:09] Kobayashi**
Though, you'll have to lay off the kind
of play that turns into battles.
**[12:13] Ilulu**
Y-You're trying to trick me!
**[12:16] Ilulu**
You're trying to win me over
by saying nice things!
**[12:19] Kobayashi**
Yeah, I am.
**[12:20] Ilulu**
Huh?
**[12:21] Kobayashi**
I'm trying to tame a fierce,
evil dragon of chaos
**[12:24] Kobayashi**
with sweet words to render her harmless.
**[12:28] Kobayashi**
Will you believe what you've been taught?
**[12:30] Kobayashi**
Or would you care to be tricked by me?
**[12:44] Ilulu**
I...
**[12:45] Cremene**
That's enough.
**[12:47] Cremene**
I can't believe you and the
human were working together.
**[12:50] Cremene**
I'll exterminate you, too!
**[12:52] Kobayashi**
Can you do that?
**[12:54] Kobayashi**
You have rules to follow, don't you?
**[12:56] Cremene**
Those rules are only on paper.
**[12:58] Cremene**
They're rules between dragons,
so they don't apply to humans.
**[13:04] Kobayashi**
* He's making Tohru's father*
* seem genuinely nice.*
**[13:08] Kobayashi**
*But...*
**[13:12] Kobayashi**
*Don't underestimate humans.*
**[13:15] Cremene**
A human who would try to protect a dragon?
**[13:19] Cremene**
Hmph!
**[13:21] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[13:24] Kobayashi**
Ow!
**[13:29] Kobayashi**
That super hurts.
**[13:32] Kobayashi**
You're late.
**[13:49] Cremene**
You?!
**[13:50] Cremene**
How are you here?!
**[13:52] Tohru**
How dare you hurt Miss Kobayashi!
**[13:55] Cremene**
E-Even if you're here, I just
need to call in reinforcements!
**[13:59] Cremene**
I'll summon Lady Elma at on—
**[14:03] Tohru**
Choose the right words
to plead for your life
**[14:05] Tohru**
and I'll let you have your soul
back after breaking your body.
**[14:09] Tohru**
Now,
**[14:10] Tohru**
beg for your life!
**[14:21] Kobayashi**
D-Did you kill him?
**[14:23] Tohru**
No, I just erased his
memories of this world
**[14:26] Tohru**
and sent him back from where he came.
**[14:29] Tohru**
After punishing him a bit.
***SIGN*** Horn
**[14:31] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[14:33] Kobayashi**
Thank goodness.
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
Now Ilulu can...
**[14:36] Kobayashi**
Huh? Now that I'm relieved, I feel...
**[14:42] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi?!
**[14:43] Tohru**
Please hang in there!
**[14:45] Tohru**
Dragon saliva can stop bleeding!
**[14:48] Ilulu**
You just want to lick her, don't you?!
**[14:50] Tohru**
Here I come, Miss Kobayashi!
Lick, lick, lick, lick!
**[14:54] Ilulu**
Man, your tongue is long!
**[14:59] Kobayashi**
*A functional member of society*
**[15:02] Kobayashi**
*is someone who diligently obeys the rules*
**[15:05] Kobayashi**
* and prioritizes their company*
* over their private life.*
**[15:08] Kobayashi**
*I believed that's just how it is.*
**[15:12] Kobayashi**
* Because I was taught that it's my duty to*
* fill my role as a functional member of society.*
**[15:17] Kobayashi**
* Then, the next thing I knew, I no longer*
* had any friends in my private life.*
**[15:23] Kobayashi**
* That was when I met Tohru*
* and managed to change.*
**[15:29] Kobayashi**
*So, maybe,*
**[15:30] Kobayashi**
*I was seeing my old self in Ilulu.*
**[15:37] Kobayashi**
*Ah.*
**[15:38] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi?
**[15:39] Tohru**
Stay with me!
**[15:40] Kanna**
You're okay.
**[15:42] Kobayashi**
Tohru.
**[15:43] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan.
**[15:45] Kobayashi**
Is this our home?
**[15:46] Kobayashi**
Yes!
**[15:47] Kobayashi**
I healed your wounds, as well!
**[15:50] Kobayashi**
Where's Ilulu?
**[15:53] Tohru**
Right there.
**[15:59] Tohru**
This girl wouldn't even
try to leave your side.
**[16:02] Tohru**
Even if she's finally noticed what
makes you so great, it's too late!
**[16:06] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[16:09] Ilulu**
Can I let you trick me?
**[16:14] Kobayashi**
Yeah, of course.
**[16:27] Announcer**
*Good morning.*
**[16:29] Announcer**
* El Niño Miki is here to share*
* today's national weather.*
**[16:33] Announcer**
*Today, large regions will be seeing sunshine.*
**[16:33] Kobayashi**
Will she be fine without making
her claws and tail disappear?
**[16:37] Announcer**
* We're under a high pressure system,*
* so it's calm skies over a wide region.*
**[16:38] Kobayashi**
And if she could make her
breasts a normal size.
**[16:41] Announcer**
* You can rest assured and*
* hang your laundry out today.*
**[16:41] Tohru**
Ilulu is already pushing
herself as it is at that size.
**[16:44] Announcer**
* The cherry blossoms are*
* starting to bloom as well.*
**[16:45] Tohru**
If she wasn't pushing herself,
her breasts would be even bigger.
**[16:47] Announcer**
* They're only just blooming, but there*
* aren't many caterpillars at this time!*
**[16:49] Tohru**
Oh, she could probably make her claws
and tail disappear if she tried.
**[16:52] Announcer**
* So, how about giving an early*
* flower viewing a try right now?*
**[16:52] Kobayashi**
Huh? What do you mean she
can't reduce her breasts?
**[16:55] Kobayashi**
Give me about 5% of that!
**[16:56] Announcer**
* Mornings and evenings will*
* be chilly in many locations.*
**[16:58] Ilulu**
Kobayashi, Kobayashi.
**[17:00] Kobayashi**
What's the matter?
**[17:01] Ilulu**
This is where excrement goes, right?
**[17:04] Ilulu**
How does it work?
**[17:05] Kobayashi**
I have to start from there?
**[17:07] Kobayashi**
Yeah, you sit on there.
**[17:09] Kobayashi**
Just like that.
**[17:11] Ilulu**
I got it.
**[17:13] Kobayashi**
We'll have to teach her all kinds of things.
**[17:17] Kobayashi**
If only I had a talented
maid at times like these.
**[17:20] Kobayashi**
I'd see them in a whole new light.
**[17:25] Kobayashi**
Sorry. Just while I'm away at work.
**[17:28] Tohru**
It's fine.
**[17:30] Tohru**
You and I have a special,
eternal bond, after all!
**[17:34] Kobayashi**
Don't add eternal on there so casually.
**[17:36] Tohru**
Have a good day.
**[17:38] ExerciseMan**
*Have you been working those muscles?*
**[17:41] Tohru**
*Now...*
**[17:41] ExerciseMan**
* When you don't work out they'll degrade*
* and it can hasten your body's aging.*
**[17:44] Tohru**
* We were just trying to kill*
* each other the other day.*
**[17:48] Ilulu**
* There's no way Tohru would*
* forgive a traitor.*
**[17:51] Ilulu**
*She'll eliminate me.*
**[17:53] Ilulu**
* But I want to know more about*
* Kobayashi before that.*
**[17:56] Ilulu**
*I won't go down easily.*
**[17:58] (Flashback) Kobayashi**
Don't fight!
**[18:02] Tohru**
Here.
***SIGN*** Living as a Human Manual
***SIGN*** Kobayashi Tohru
**[18:04] Tohru**
It's the manual I wrote on
how to live as a human.
**[18:07] Tohru**
Now, change your claws into human hands.
**[18:15] Tohru**
Wha?
**[18:21] Tohru**
Why are you laughing at yourself?!
**[18:23] Tohru**
Do you suck at making hands?
**[18:26] Ilulu**
I can't transform them well.
**[18:28] Ilulu**
I'll read it like this.
**[18:29] Tohru**
Oh, you can hold it with those hands?
**[18:31] Ilulu**
They come with tiny hands.
**[18:33] Tohru**
Creepy!
**[18:37] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Greetings.*
**[18:38] Ilulu&Screen**
* Humans establish communication*
* with greetings.*
**[18:42] Ilulu&Screen**
* For now just repeat whatever*
* greeting one says to you."*
**[18:46] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Food.*
**[18:47] Ilulu&Screen**
* Humans can mostly eat anything,*
* but they stubbornly won't eat dragon meat.*
**[18:52] Ilulu&Screen**
*Currently seeking ways to get them to eat it."*
**[18:55] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Mating*
**[18:56] Ilulu&Screen**
*I want to do it."*
**[18:57] Ilulu**
The stuff in here is biased!
**[18:59] Tohru**
It's the truth for me.
**[19:01] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Clothing.*
**[19:02] Ilulu&Screen**
* Wearing clothing as similar as possible to what*
* other humans wear will keep you from standing out."*
**[19:07] Illu**
Hmm?
**[19:08] Illu**
Aren't you going against this a bit?
***SIGN*** Conspicuous
**[19:11] Tohru**
Yah!
**[19:12] Ilulu**
Fine.
**[19:13] Ilulu**
I'll wear human clothing, too.
**[19:16] Tohru**
We don't have your size.
**[19:17] Ilulu**
There are Kanna's clothes, right?
**[19:19] Tohru**
The size won't fit!
**[19:20] Ilulu**
See, it fit.
**[19:24] Tohru**
What did I just tell you?
**[19:26] Tohru**
Why don't you transform
your scales like I do?
**[19:30] Ilulu**
I don't have the skill to do that.
**[19:32] Tohru**
I'll lend you my clothes, then.
**[19:36] Tohru**
What are you planning to do from now on?
**[19:38] Ilulu**
What will I do?
**[19:40] Tohru**
What do you want to do?
**[19:42] Tohru**
There's something, isn't there?
**[19:44] Ilulu**
Something I want to do?
**[19:46] Ilulu**
I'll think on it.
**[19:48] Tohru**
That so?
**[19:49] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[19:51] Tohru**
Well, you're welcome to stay in our
home as long as you like until you decide.
**[19:55] Ilulu**
You couldn't fully say
that polite phrase there.
**[19:57] Tohru**
This might come as a surprise,
**[19:59] Tohru**
but I don't take kindly to you being here!
**[20:02] Ilulu**
That's not a surprise.
**[20:04] Tohru**
After all, think about how you showed up!
**[20:07] Tohru**
You were like a bloodthirsty berserker.
**[20:09] Ilulu**
No, that was because fighting
you seemed like fun.
**[20:13] Ilulu**
Wait, I looked like that?!
**[20:15] Tohru**
Please figure out what
you want to do quickly.
**[20:19] Tohru**
They say those who don't work don't eat.
**[20:21] Ilulu**
What about Kanna?
**[20:23] Tohru**
Kanna has her job as an elementary school student.
**[20:26] Ilulu**
Then I'll be an elementary
school student, too.
**[20:29] Tohru**
You have to be a child for that.
**[20:31] Tohru**
You're about the same
age as me, aren't you?
**[20:34] Ilulu**
I see.
**[20:39] Tohru**
At least think it over.
**[20:42] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[20:43] Tohru**
Welcome home!
**[20:45] Kobayashi**
What's Ilulu doing?
**[20:47] Tohru**
Thinking about what she wants to do.
**[20:50] Kobayashi**
Hmm...
**[20:54] Kobayashi**
I hope you find something.
**[20:58] Kobayashi**
What is it?
**[20:59] Ilulu**
I figured out what I want to do for now.
**[21:02] Kobayashi**
Oh, what's that?
**[21:04] Ilulu**
I want to make babies with you.
**[21:05] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[21:06] Tohru**
Huh?
**[21:07] Ilulu**
When I thought about it,
**[21:09] Ilulu**
I am at an age where I could
have and raise children.
**[21:12] Ilulu**
I want you to fill the loneliness
from my lack of family.
**[21:16] Ilulu**
Kobayashi, have sex with me!
**[21:18] Tohru**
No way!
**[21:20] Tohru**
That's just no, no, no, no!
**[21:21] Tohru**
Not happening!
**[21:23] Kobayashi**
I'm a woman, anyway.
**[21:25] Ilulu**
I can give you a thing again!
**[21:26] Tohru**
No, you won't!
**[21:27] Tohru**
If you do that, then *I'm* doing her!
**[21:29] Kanna**
Vulgar.
**[21:30] Kobayashi**
Right?
**[21:31] Tohru**
Absolutely not, got it?!
**[21:32] Kobayashi**
* I'm not really holding onto my chastity for*
* a reason, but I'm not giving it to you all.*
**[21:40] Kanna**
Oh!
**[21:42] Kobayashi**
That's for Ilulu.
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**[23:22] Kobayashi**
Where should we have Ilulu sleep?
**[23:24] Kobayashi**
We don't have space for another bed.
**[23:26] Ilulu**
What about here?
**[23:27] Kobayashi**
The closet?
**[23:28] Ilulu**
It's calming.
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
If you're okay with it, that works.
**[23:30] Ilulu**
Yeah, I like it.
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Episode 3
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Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Cancer
***SIGN*** You Might Get Caught In An Unexpected Event
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** Astrology is meaningless, anyway.
***SIGN*** Don't completely reject it
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Cancer.