E1 - Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration 
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Phone
    Mini Dragon!
[00:28] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi's so cute!
[00:31] Tohru
    Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:33] Kobayashi
    Morning, Tohru.
[00:35] Tohru
    Here.
SIGN    Work Starts At 9:00
[00:43] Kobayashi
    Why didn't you wake me up?!
[00:45] Tohru
    Because!
[00:46] Tohru
    I could just watch my beloved
    Miss Kobayashi sleep forever!
[00:52] Kobayashi
    Good grief, save the
    nonsense for your sleep!
[00:54] Kobayashi
    Ah, jeez, I'm totally late.
[00:58] Kobayashi
    Tch. So that's what you
     wanted from the start.
[01:00] Tohru
    Please leave everything to your maid!
[01:09] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, are you
    comfortable up there?
[01:12] Kobayashi
    It's not bad,
[01:14] Kobayashi
    but wake me up on time in the morning.
[01:16] Tohru
    Eh?
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)