Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid Miss Kobayashi is your average office worker who lives a boring life, alone in her small apartment–until she saves the life of a female dragon in distress. The dragon, named Tohru, has the ability to magically transform into an adorable human girl (albeit with horns and a long tail!), who will do anything to pay off her debt of gratitude, whether Miss Kobayashi likes it or not. With a very persistent and amorous dragon as a roommate, nothing comes easy, and Miss Kobayashi’s normal life is about to go off the deep end! Season 1 E1 - The Strongest Maid in History, Tohru! (Well, She is a Dragon) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:46] Kobayashi     My head hurts. [00:48] Kobayashi     I drank too much. [01:04] Kobayashi     Cold! [01:06] Maid     We're with Maid Cafe Cozy. [01:09] Maid     Please stop by. [01:11] Maid     We hope you'll visit. [01:15] Kobayashi     Man... my lower back hurts. SIGN    Stomach Medicine [01:20] Kobayashi     Today we're running the integration     test on that program, huh? [01:45] Kobayashi     Dragons. [01:46] Kobayashi     The most powerful creatures there are. [01:49] Kobayashi     An imaginary creation that breathes fire,     flies, and sometimes uses magic. [01:59] Tohru     Tada! [02:10] Kobayashi     Or... so I thought. [03:48] Tohru     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. SIGN    Horns. Tails. Illusion? Where from? Dragon. Cosplay. Real? Lack of Sleep? Delusion? Stranger. Girl. Maid. Will she eat me? Who? Greeting me? Speaking. I'll be eaten. Too tired? SIGN    Dream [03:55] Kobayashi     Good morning. [03:57] Tohru     Would it be all right to come in? [03:59] Kobayashi     Oh, sure, come inside. SIGN    -Working Adult's Response- [04:04] Kobayashi     So we met yesterday,     and I offered to let you stay here? SIGN    Miss Kobayashi [04:08] Kobayashi     Uh, Tohru-san? That's what I said? [04:11] Tohru     Yes! SIGN    Tohru [04:13] K     Strange. I'm not waking up from this dream. [04:16] K     It's not a dream? [04:18] K     No, no... [04:21] K     Um... [04:22] K     Where did we meet? [04:23] Tohru     The mountains! [04:24] Tohru     We met in the mountains! [04:27] K     The mountains? [04:30] K     Mountains... [04:33] K     In the mountains... [04:37] K     A dragon? [04:40] K     Then... [04:43] K     Uh... SIGN    Dragonslayer [04:48] (Flashback) K     Want to come to my place? [04:50] (Flashback) K     Want to come to my place? [04:53] T     I'll never forget those kind words! [04:56] T     Please allow me to start     working here as your maid! [05:00] K     You can't. [05:01] T     Huh? [05:02] K     I don't know if you're a dragon or whatever,     but I'm not planning on hiring anyone. [05:08] T     I-I wouldn't need any pay! [05:10] K     No, that's not the problem... [05:11] T     I can be useful! SIGN    Fire Curse [05:14] T     I can turn this entire area into a sea     of fire, or curse people to death! [05:17] K     No, no, no! [05:18] K     Though, why a maid? [05:20] T     Because you said a maid would be best! [05:22] K     I did? [05:28] K     Oh, right. [05:33] K     I'm sorry I made a promise I can't keep. [05:36] K     But I hope you'll understand... [05:38] K     I can't change the impossible. [05:46] T     It's absolutely impossible? [05:49] K     Yeah, I'm sorry. [05:55] T     Understood. [05:57] T     My apologies as well, for     dropping in so suddenly. [06:14] (Flashback) K     Want to come to my place? [06:18] K     I can't erase this guilt. [06:24] K     It's not a dream? [06:27] K     If it's not a dream, then... SIGN    Shift Starts 9:00 [06:34] K     I'm late?! [06:35] K     Tohru! [06:39] K     Can you fly?! [06:51] K     Super fast! [06:53] Dragon     Huh? What'd you say? [06:54] K     You're damn fast! [07:02] K     I guess I'll hire her. [07:03] D     Really?! [07:04] K     So you can hear me. [07:08] K     Maybe it won't be so bad to have     someone around from now on. [07:12] K     Thinking that way— [07:15] K     This really hits my lower back. [07:21] K     Ahem. [07:23] K     First, let's see what you consider     proper form for a maid. [07:28] T     Very well! SIGN    Maid Cafe Cozy [07:29] T     Here you go. SIGN    Maid Cafe     Cozy [07:31] T     Maid Cafe Cozy. [07:33] K     What's this? [07:35] T     I saw it on the way here. [07:37] K     Looks like I'll have to     teach you from scratch. [07:39] K     First, as a housemaid, you clean! [07:42] T     I'm good at cleaning! [07:46] T     How's that?! [07:47] K     What are you doing destroying it?! [07:48] T     Now I bring it back. [07:50] K     You can bring it back?! [07:50] K     Next! Laundry maid! [07:52] K     You do laundry! [07:53] T     I can handle that, too! SIGN    I can produce saliva that only removes stains SIGN    I can produce saliva that only removes stains. [08:00] K     That's filthy! Be mindful of appearances! [08:02] K     Next! Parlour maid! [08:04] K     You entertain guests. [08:05] T     Please leave it to me! [08:07] Delivery     Delivery. Please sign here. [08:09] T     We have nothing for foolish,     inferior humans like you! [08:12] K     Hey! [08:13] T     Oh, you're an exception     of course, Miss Kobayashi! [08:16] K     Last one! Kitchen maid! [08:18] K     You cook! [08:19] T     I'm the best at that! [08:21] T     Here's my roasted tail! [08:24] K     No way. [08:24] T     Huh? [08:26] K     No way. [08:27] T     Wha?! [08:28] T     Should I have roasted it longer? [08:30] K     That's not the problem. [08:31] T     I'm confident you'll enjoy     it, Miss Kobayashi! [08:33] K     It doesn't work ethically     or physiologically. [08:35] T     Oh, I see. So you're a picky eater, then? [08:38] K     You're biased. [08:39] T     Jeez, you're hopeless. [08:45] K     It grew back?! [08:46] T     It took time to remove the poison, you know! [08:49] K     It's poisonous?! [08:50] K     Hmm, you don't even know the     basics of being a maid. [08:55] T     I'll learn from the ground up! [08:56] T     First, please tell me what you dislike! [08:59] K     What I dislike? [09:01] K     I'm no good with hijiki or eggplant. [09:03] T     I see. I'll remember that. [09:05] T     By the way, I dislike eggs     without yolks myself. [09:09] T     My friend, Herensuge,     was hit with one and killed. [09:12] K     That's surreal. [09:13] K     Wait, why are you asking about my dislikes? [09:16] K     Wouldn't you usually ask what I like? [09:18] T     Oh, I can't do that. [09:20] T     Many of my friends were actually     slain using the things they like. [09:24] T     Like liquor, women, gems, and such. [09:26] K     Not much different from humans. [09:28] T     But I'll let you know this one. [09:31] T     I love you, Miss Kobayashi! [09:34] K     Are you planning to eat me? [09:35] T     I don't mean that way! I mean sexually! [09:38] K     I'm a woman, though? [09:40] T     You saved me, Miss Kobayashi! [09:42] T     So I'll use my entire     being to repay the favor! [09:45] T     I'd like you to use me to commute     to work again tomorrow! [09:48] K     I had enough of that today. You're hard. [09:51] T     Please give me a chance! [09:53] T     I was raised to repay all favors,     even if owed to foolish, inferior humans! [09:58] K     You said "foolish, inferior" again. [10:01] K     Tohru. There's a reason I     won't use you to commute. [10:06] T     Your lower back? [10:07] K     That's half the reason. [10:09] K     The other half is... [10:12] K     You stand out! [10:14] K     I think dragons are better     left holding down the fort! [10:17] T     Holding the fort?! [10:19] K     You're one of the stronger     dragons, right, Tohru? [10:21] T     Strong enough to bring about Armageddon. [10:23] K     Don't bring it about. [10:25] K     The world's more dangerous lately. [10:28] K     It'll be a relief to know you're     here keeping the house safe. [10:32] T     Understood! Leave it to me! [10:35] K     Simple-gon. [10:37] K     Well, I'm off to the office. [10:39] K     If anybody calls, please answer. [10:42] T     Calls? [10:43] K     Oh, right. [10:45] K     This is a phone. [10:46] K     When it rings, pick it up like this. [10:49] K     Then... [10:51] T     Understood! [10:52] K     Okay, take care. [10:53] T     Have a safe trip! [10:56] T     Holding the fort? [11:01] T     What were those people doing anyway? [11:04] T     I guess I'll ask Fafnir-san. [11:07] Fafnir     Kill them. [11:08] Fafnir     Kill all who try to steal your treasure. [11:11] Fafnir     Kill all you suspect. [11:13] Fafnir     Kill them with curses. [11:14] Fafnir     Curse their generations to come— [11:16] T     That's helpful! [11:17] T     All right, time to do my best to     earn Miss Kobayashi's praise! [11:25] Thief     The person living here is away at this hour. [11:28] Thief     Let's finish this quickly. [11:29] Thief     There. [11:45] Thief     Protect us! [11:47] Thief     We saw one! [11:48] Police     Saw what? [11:48] Thief     A monster! [11:50] K     I'm home. [11:52] T     Welcome home! [11:53] K     Hold the fort down well? [11:55] T     I was lonely. [11:56] K     Hmm. [11:57] T     I didn't get to kill them either. [11:58] K     Mhmm. Wait, what?! SIGN    The Strongest Maid in History, Tohru! (Well, She is a Dragon) SIGN    Episode 1 [12:13] Takiya     Kobayashi-san. [12:14] K     What is it, Takiya-kun? SIGN    Takiya Makoto [12:16] M     Want to go drinking tonight? [12:18] K     Well, maybe for one round. [12:22] K     There are plenty of other girls you could ask. [12:25] M     You're like one of the guys, though. [12:28] K     Why you... [12:32] M     That girl's looking our way.     Someone you know? [12:37] T     I'm Kobayashi Tohru! [12:39] T     I'm a maid living with     Miss Kobayashi every day. [12:45] K     She's one of my relatives,     and I'm looking after her. [12:48] M     I'm Takiya Makoto, her coworker. [12:51] M     Nice to meet you, Tohru-chan. [12:53] T     Nice to meet you, too. [12:55] M     We were just talking about     going for drinks together. [12:56] T     This man is trying to seduce Miss Kobayashi. [12:58] M     Would you like to come, too, Tohru-chan? [12:59] M     Wait, are you old enough to drink? [13:00] T     I won't allow it! [13:02] T     Yes, I can drink, stultus. SIGN    stultus = Latin, fool [13:05] M     Stul? [13:11] K     A round after work's the best! [13:14] T     Miss Kobayashi's so cute! [13:16] M     Huh? You're not drinking any liquor, Tohru? [13:19] T     No. [13:20] M     I see. Well, you can drink what you like. [13:20] T     I don't intend to share drinks with you. [13:23] T     Still, what do I do about this man? [13:25] T     The laws are strict in this world, too. [13:28] T     Right! [13:29] M     Man, still, today's work     was rough, wasn't it? [13:30] T     I can show off how close     me and Miss Kobayashi are! SIGN    Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions,     Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern,     Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management,     Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models,     Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation [13:33] K     We're only secondary or tertiary     subcontractors, so what can we do? [13:37] M     But when we follow their exact directions,     it always causes failures, right? [13:41] M     And if we don't point it out,     the developers don't notice either. [13:44] K     That's why correcting     that is part of our job. [13:49] M     I know that, I'm just complaining about     them foisting their problems on us. [13:52] K     It's common for schedules to be based on     people taking on more roles. Common. [13:53] T     I can't follow what they're saying at all... [13:55] T     Speak Dragon, please. [13:57] M     Ah, I'm sorry, Tohru-chan. [13:59] M     It's hard for you to join     in the conversation, right? [14:03] T     Th-The level's so low I don't feel     like joining in, that's all! [14:05] ---     Ah. [14:07] T     Let's talk more about     Ragnarok and Armageddon! [14:10] M     Huh?! [14:11] T     Besides, I've had enough of this! [14:13] T     Time to use force! [14:14] T     I'll kill you, then leave     you out to feed the jackals! [14:19] T     Miss Kobayashi? [14:23] K     Tohru! [14:25] K     Maids don't talk like that! [14:30] T     She's drunk! [14:31] K     First of all, what's with your maid uniform? SIGN    Gripe [14:34] K     Are you underestimating maids? [14:35] K     Braid your hair and put it in a cap. [14:37] K     We've got enough french maids.     That's just cosplay now. [14:40] Makoto     Here it comes! [14:42] T     T-Takiya-san?! [14:43] M     Kobayashi-dono! [14:45] M     I agree Tohru-tan's a cosplay-level maid! [14:47] M     She's just like those foreigners     pretending to be ninja or samurai! [14:50] K     That's right! [14:51] K     I'll acknowledge the cuteness     of the Gothic lolita trend, [14:53] K     but that draws a clear     line as local fashion! [14:56] M     Exactly! While lolita and maid     fashion may acknowledge one another, [15:00] M     they should be more careful     about blending together! [15:03] M     In the first place, maid costumes like     hers spread throughout Japan because... [15:04] T     This has gone beyond joining or     not joining the conversation. [15:08] K     Hey, Tohru! [15:10] K     We're giving you some high-level maid     conversations, so talk. Got it? [15:16] T     I-I'm sorry. [15:17] M     Tohru-tan, those horns of yours really     raise the cosplay level, too... [15:22] T     I'm a dragon, so I don't know     what you're talking about. [15:24] K     Strip. [15:25] Both     Huh? [15:26] K     Strip! [15:28] T     Huh? [15:29] K     Hide them! [15:30] K     Hide your breasts and loins! [15:32] K     Acting embarrassed when you're     stripped is part of proper behavior! [15:35] T     Y-Yes! [15:36] K     Not enough embarrassment! [15:39] K     Show us what you're made of! [15:40] T     H-Humans are terrifying! [15:41] K     Bring more liquor and maids! [15:44] K     Victorian maids! [15:47] M     I'm sorry, Tohru-chan. [15:49] M     I usually go drinking with     Kobayashi-san to chat about maids. [15:53] M     I'm secretly an otaku, so outings     like this are very precious to me. [15:58] T     Yes, I understand. [16:00] T     In exchange, I'll be surprising you a bit. [16:18] M     We'll say I drank too much. [16:20] M     You really like Kobayashi-san, huh? [16:24] T     Yes. [16:27] T     Though I hate you. [16:52] T     So humans all soil their     clothes with waste products? [16:57] T     Inferior species! [16:59] T     Miss Kobayashi's waste... [17:03] T     Hmm, none left. [17:07] K     I told you before, didn't I? [17:09] K     Stop licking the laundry. [17:11] T     Yes. [17:12] T     From now on I'll handle it by licking     you directly, Miss Kobayashi. [17:14] K     Don't lick me. [17:15] K     Also, there's the way you do laundry! [17:17] T     Am I doing it wrong? [17:18] K     You are! [17:19] K     Try listing the steps for doing laundry. [17:21] T     Yes. [17:22] T     First, I use my clairvoyance     to check inside your pockets. [17:25] K     Okay. [17:26] T     Then I separate them into     plain and patterned piles, [17:26] T     Hurry up and finish! [17:28] T     and wash them using separate detergents. [17:29] K     Good. [17:31] T     Then I wash the delicate fabrics by mouth. [17:33] K     Hey! [17:33] T     I told you, I produce saliva     that removes stains. [17:35] K     No! [17:36] K     I told you appearances are important! [17:38] T     Ah, so you mean I should do it like this? [17:40] K     That's not the problem here! [17:41] K     Also, Tohru! [17:43] K     You're always wearing the     same uniform, aren't you? [17:45] K     You can't. You need to change, too. [17:47] T     But these are my scales. [17:48] K     Scales?! [17:50] T     Yes, so I don't need to change. [17:53] K     Oh, I see. [17:55] T     What's the matter? [17:58] K     Oh, well. [18:00] K     I bought you some personal clothes, anyway. [18:05] T     Thank you very much! [18:07] K     Well, you are doing a lot for me,      so I wanted to thank you. [18:11] T     Ah... [18:12] T     Miss Kobayashi,     would you like a sacrifice later? [18:16] T     Would you like to drink my fresh blood? [18:17] K     Am I a demon?! [18:19] T     Heavens no! You're an angel! [18:21] T     Oh, but please don't start serving God. [18:24] K     Just try it on. [18:26] T     Oh! [18:29] K     Well? [18:29] T     The chest is... SIGN    Tight [18:31] K     Tohru, what size are you? [18:33] T     D! For dragon! [18:35] K     There you go learning stupid things. [18:37] K     Oh, it's already time? [18:40] K     Well, Tohru, use the Internet to study up     on hygiene practices until I get home. [18:45] T     The Internet? [18:46] K     Oh, right. SIGN    Hygiene practices SIGN    Japan's Hygiene Practices SIGN     Values (Cleanliness) SIGN    Hygiene in Daily Life [18:49] T     Oh! [18:51] K     You look it up like this. [18:52] T     Understood! [18:53] K     All right, I'm heading off. [18:55] T     Have a safe trip. [19:00] T     Now, then. SIGN    Hygiene in Daily Life SIGN    This site records a special discussion by food manufacturers growing food in our nation. The daily life and rearing of children is also... >Read More SIGN    Assurance and Health in People's Everyday Lives SIGN    What are Hygiene Practices? SIGN    Definition of Hygiene Practices. What is Hygiene? Definition, Synonyms. SIGN    Cleanliness vs uncleanliness. What is good for human health? >Read More [19:06] T     Hmm, I still don't quite get it. [19:11] T     I'll ask Fafnir-san again. [19:14] F     Kill th— [19:15] T     Let's not. [19:17] T     I'll ask knowledgeable Quetzalcoatl instead. [19:21] T     Hello, Lucoa-san? [19:23] L     Tohru-kun? It's been a while. [19:26] Tohru     Actually, blah blah, yadda yadda. [19:27] L     Mhmm... [19:30] L     That's not a problem of clean or filthy, no. [19:33] T     Huh? [19:34] L     You remember Nidhogg-kun, right? [19:36] T     Umm, the one gnawing a     tree's roots all year long? [19:38] Lucua     The world tree's, yeah. [19:39] Lucua     No matter how much Nidhogg-kun's     poisonous fangs pollute it, [19:42] Lucua     the goddesses purify it,     so the tree stays clean. But... [19:46] T     Yes? [19:47] L     What happens to the spots he gnaws? [19:50] T     Ah... [19:51] T     I think he still leaves something     behind. Like a curse or something. [19:54] L     Yeah, that's right. [19:56] L     This Miss Kobayashi you speak     of is worried about that. [19:59] T     I see now! Thank you very much! [20:01] L     Tohru-kun, [20:03] L     are you having fun living with people? [20:08] T     Yes! [20:14] T     The laundry won't dry at this rate, will it? [20:18] T     All right. [20:49] K     That Tohru... [20:51] K     I guess I still need to     teach her a lot of things. [20:54] ---     What? [20:56] Kanna     That breath... [20:57] Kanna     I found you. [21:08] T     Inhaling the scent's okay, right? [21:15] K     You don't need to sleep? [21:17] T     No. But I want to sleep     with you, so I'll sleep! [21:21] K     Do as you please, then. [21:23] T     Yes, I will! [21:27] K     Well, good night. [21:29] T     Yes, good night. [21:41] K     It's cramped. [21:43] T     I can't? [21:45] K     Well, it's fine. [22:33] K     What's wrong? [22:35] T     I was fighting. In another world. [22:39] T     A sword ran through my body. [22:43] K     Did it hurt? [22:45] T     It hurt. [22:47] K     Does it still hurt? [22:48] T     It doesn't hurt now. [22:51] K     That's good, then. [22:53] K     Good night. [22:59] T     Good night. [23:14] T     Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi. [23:17] T     Welcome home. [23:19] T     Hey, hey! [23:20] K     What are you looking at and studying? SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] T     Miss Kobayashi! [23:27] T     Tell me what you like this time! [23:29] K     Maids. [23:30] T     You mean me, then? [23:32] K     No, not so. [23:33] T     What else? [23:34] K     Peace. [23:35] T     So I'm enough for you! SIGN    Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here) SIGN    Episode 2 [23:36] K     No, not that either. E2 - Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] K     Good grief. Why did you completely     burn our ingredients? [00:10] T     Well, my apologies. [00:13] K     Have more faith in the gas stove. [00:15] T     I thought the heat wasn't strong enough. [00:17] K     Use a flame, not a blaze. [00:19] K     Your brain was the thing     that wasn't strong enough. [00:23] K     That reminds me, this is my first time     going shopping with Tohru, isn't it? [00:28] K     I wonder what she's like when she's shopping. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [02:05] T     Huh? [02:06] K     Huh? [02:07] T     This is the shopping district. [02:09] K     You don't use the     department store over there? [02:12] T     That place is like a castle     and makes me uncomfortable. [02:15] K     Castle? [02:16] T     The white color reminds     me of the crusader's bases. [02:20] K     And the shopping district? SIGN    Shop at your local shopping district! Use your point card for savings! [02:22] T     It's like the guild's bazaars. [02:24] T     It's a little better. [02:26] K     So your standards are basically     based on your past experiences, huh? SIGN    Toda Fresh Seafood [02:30] K     Well, let's start by buying the fish. [02:33] ---     Yup. [02:33] Fisher     Oh hey, Tohru-chan. [02:35] T     Good afternoon, Mr. Toda. [02:37] K     Huh? [02:37] F     It's not often I see you with anyone. [02:39] F     She a friend? [02:40] T     She's my Master. [02:42] F     Huh? [02:42] K     H-Hello. [02:44] F     Tohru-chan's funny, isn't she? [02:46] F     We've got some good mackerel     in today. How about it? [02:49] T     In that case, I'll take two of those     and two dried jack mackerel. [02:52] F     Coming up. [02:53] K     He gave us an extra fillet of mackerel... [02:56] T     Wasn't that nice of him? [02:58] K     Why are you friends with the fishmonger? [03:00] T     Huh? We're not friends. SIGN    What about it? [03:02] T     When I was courteous to him he started     being nice in return, that's all. [03:07] K     Tohru, I think you have a tendency     to not understand human emotions. [03:10] T     Of course things are different     with you, Miss Kobayashi! [03:13] T     We share mutual love! [03:14] K     You definitely don't understand. SIGN    Tatsuda Butchery [03:16] Butcher     Hey, Tohru-chan. [03:17] Butcher     What'll it be today? [03:19] Butcher     I'll throw some extra in. [03:21] T     Huh? You mean it? [03:23] K     Here, too? [03:24] K     Or rather... [03:25] Clothier     My, long time no see. [03:27] T     Hello. [03:28] Man     Oh, it's the cosplay lady! [03:30] T     Hey! [03:31] Fortuneteller     Getting along well? [03:31] K     This dragon's better at socializing than me? [03:33] T     Here and there. [03:34] FT     How about it, Tohru-chan? [03:35] K     She make talk condescendingly, calling humans [03:36] FT     Care to have your romantic fortune read? [03:37] K     an inferior species and lesser creatures, [03:38] T     Huh? Thank you, but I'm good on that front. [03:39] K     but she's interacting     with them normally enough. [03:42] K     I guess she doesn't hate us. [03:43] T     Farewell, then. [03:45] T     Sorry to keep you waiting. [03:47] K     Oh, it's fine. [03:49] K     Now that I think about it, I hardly     know anything about Tohru. [03:55] K     I'd like to know more... I guess. [04:01] K     I think it's probably best     not to ask about that. SIGN    Homemade Western Confections     Salmandra [04:04] K     It's clearly a touchy topic for her. [04:08] K     Well, shall we buy some dessert? [04:10] T     Huh? Really? [04:12] K     What would you like? [04:13] T     I'd love an eclair! [04:15] T     Did you know? Eclair means      flash of lightning! [04:20] K     Wow. [04:20] K     Speaking of lightning, there's the Norse     god Thor... is your name related to that? [04:25] T     Absolutely not. [04:27] T     According to my parents, it comes     from an author here in this world. [04:31] K     Huh? Your parents— [04:34] Woman     Purse snatcher! Someone stop him! [04:37] T     Miss Kobayashi, may I stop him? [04:39] K     Huh? [04:40] K     Uh, can you do it without     exposing yourself as a dragon? [04:45] T     Yes! [04:45] T     Understood! [04:49] Thief     Good, now that I'm this far away... [04:51] K     Huh? [05:07] K     Doesn't this mean trouble? [05:14] K     Tohru! [05:17] T     Huh? [05:18] K     Huh? [05:19] Toda     Amazing, Tohru-chan! [05:21] Clothier     I can't believe you're so strong! [05:23] Background     That was cool, lady! [05:23] Background     You've got quite the legs on you! [05:25] K     It worked out. [05:26] Background     Impressive! [05:28] ---     I can sleep soundly tonight! [05:41] T     Just now, I was scared. [05:44] K     I was sweating, too. [05:46] K     Sorry. I should have told     you to hold back more. [05:51] T     It's okay. [05:56] T     Um, your hand... [06:07] K     You want to hold hands a little longer? [06:08] T     Yes. [06:15] T     I won't wash this hand for a while. [06:29] K     How does tail taste? [06:31] T     Sweet and creamy! [06:33] K     Singing your own praises, huh? [06:44] K     Is my package here? [06:47] K     Hello? [06:48] K     Huh? [06:56] K     I invited her into my house... [06:58] K     But she's Tohru's friend, right? [07:01] K     She has horns and a tail, so... [07:04] K     But Tohru's out shopping right now. [07:06] T     Today we're having meat and potato stew! [07:08] K     What to do about this... [07:10] K     What's your name? [07:15] Kanna     Break up with Lady Tohru. [07:17] Kobyashi     Hmm? Lady? [07:19] Kobyashi     What did you just say? [07:21] Kanna     I know that you've seduced her. [07:24] Kanna     With your body. [07:25] K     Huh? [07:26] Kanna     Cuckold. [07:28] Kanna     Slut in glasses! [07:30] K     Hey, aren't you making     a mistake? I'm not a slu— [07:33] K     Whoa now. [07:33] Kanna     Break up with her! Give her back! [07:36] T     Miss Kobayashi, I'm home! [07:36] Kanna     Why you! [07:40] T     Are you cheating on me?! [07:45] K     Don't make things more     complicated! Not worse! [07:47] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [07:48] T     Ah... [07:51] T     This girl is called Kanna Kamui. SIGN    Kanna Kamui [07:53] T     She's an acquaintance of mine. [07:55] K     Figured. [07:56] Kanna     Lady Tohru went missing,     so I came searching for her. [07:59] K     Went missing? [08:01] K     Tohru, you need to let your friends know. [08:04] T     Sorry. [08:05] T     Still, I'm surprised you found this place. [08:09] Kanna     I saw Lady Tohru breathe     fire on that cloudy day. [08:12] Kanna     And I sensed your magic power. [08:13] T     Ah... [08:14] K     You were careless there, huh, Tohru? [08:16] Kanna     Lady Tohru, why are you in such an outfit? [08:19] Kanna     Come home with me. [08:21] Kanna     I need you, Lady Tohru. [08:28] T     I'm not going home. [08:31] Kanna     Why not? [08:33] T     Because... [08:34] T     I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi! [08:37] K     Hey, take this seri— [08:38] Kanna     I knew it! [08:38] K     Huh?! [08:39] Kanna     I saw you on your date at the bazaar! [08:42] Kanna     You were holding hands in public! [08:44] Kanna     You perverts! [08:45] K     On our date? [08:47] K     Don't blush about it! [08:48] Kanna     In that case, I'll kill you if I must... [08:52] Kanna     Die! [08:54] Kanna     Why you! [08:59] Kanna     Why... you! [09:00] T     Kanna... [09:01] T     You've become incredibly     powerless, haven't you? [09:04] Kanna     You're the odd one, Lady Tohru! [09:07] Kanna     The mana purity here is too low! [09:10] K     Kanna-chan, do you mean... [09:11] K     you can't get home? [09:14] Kanna     Th-That's not true. [09:16] K     It's not? But you don't have     anywhere to stay, right? [09:19] K     Come on, look me in the eye and answer. [09:22] T     I think your dead-fish eyes     are scary, Miss Kobayashi. [09:26] T     Kanna, please tell us honestly     about what you're planning. [09:30] T     If you're after Miss Kobayashi,     then I'm sorry, but give it up. [09:33] K     Tohru, be quiet for a moment. [09:39] Kanna     Actually... [09:41] K     You were exiled for a prank? [09:44] T     Kanna does love pulling pranks. [09:46] K     Uh, so to sum things up... [09:48] K     It's like this? SIGN    Mommy, open up! SIGN    I'll be good! [09:50] T     Like that, yes. [09:51] T     She's probably not allowed to return     until she reflects on her actions. [09:54] T     It would be futile for me     to try sending her back. [09:56] K     So right now she's all on her own... [09:59] T     Yes. [10:06] K     Kanna-chan. [10:10] K     If you have no place to stay,      want to live here? [10:14] T     Huh? You told me no the first     time I asked, though. Huh? [10:18] K     Once you have one, two's nothing. [10:20] Kanna     I don't trust humans! [10:23] Kanna     You're plotting something! [10:25] Kanna     You're trying to use me! [10:31] K     So you can't trust anyone     in an unknown world? [10:34] K     That's natural. [10:36] K     I wouldn't trust anyone either. [10:39] K     Trusting someone is something that happens     after you become friends or become lovers. [10:48] K     Kanna-chan, I won't ask you to be my friend. [10:52] K     Let's live together. [10:54] K     That's all. [11:02] Kanna     Okay. [11:07] T     I'm so glad I fell in love     with Miss Kobayashi. [11:30] K     There! [11:31] K     There! [11:32] K     There! [11:32] K     There! [11:34] K     Am I domesticating her with food? SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here) [11:48] Kanna     I want to play! [11:49] K     What about your game? [11:51] Kanna     I'm bored with it. [11:52] T     Kanna is a child, after all. [11:54] T     She wants to exercise her     body to the fullest. [11:57] K     When I was a kid I spent my days     playing video games, though... [12:01] T     Well then, would you like to     play with me outside today? [12:05] Kanna     Yeah! [12:07] T     Would you like to come, too, Miss Kobayashi? [12:09] T     No, please come! [12:10] K     I hate exercising. [12:20] K     Is this Japan? [12:22] T     Who knows? [12:23] T     I just landed in a big     field that looked nice. [12:28] K     Well, whatever. [12:30] K     I'm going to sleep off the     fatigue from my deathma. SIGN    Deathma: Short for death march.     To work without rest under an     overloaded schedule. SIGN    No Reception [12:33] K     Wake me up when you're finished playing. [12:35] K     And return us to Japan. [12:37] T     Oh well. [12:39] T     Okay, shall we play by ourselves? [12:41] Kanna     Yeah. [13:13] K     Wait, wait, wait! [13:14] T     Huh? I thought you were going to sleep? [13:16] K     How can I sleep?! [13:17] K     What are you battling to the     death over all of a sudden?! [13:19] T     Oh, no. We were just      roughhousing a little bit is all. [13:23] Kanna     You're over-exaggerating, Kobayashi. [13:24] K     Shoot, I'm at the disadvantage here. [13:26] T     Oh, I bet you wanted to join in,     too, right, Miss Kobayashi? [13:29] T     Jeez, you're not very honest. [13:31] K     I'd die! [13:32] Kanna      [13:34] Kanna     It's fun to move around in a human body. [13:36] K     I thought your strength     was gone, Kanna-chan? [13:40] Kanna     The source of my power is electricity. [13:43] Kanna     So it returned after I recharged. [13:45] K     Are you made of lithium? [13:47] K     If we're playing around,     keep it to human standards. [13:49] T     Huh? We were at human standards, though? [13:52] K     Huh? [13:53] T     Huh? [13:54] T     In our world there are plenty of     humans capable of doing that. [13:57] K     There's very few, in fact     none, who can here. [14:00] T     No, I saw some on TV the other day. [14:02] K     That's fiction, it wasn't reality. [14:06] K     Oh, sorry, for crushing your dreams. [14:09] K     Whatever. [14:10] K     I'll be sleeping over here. [14:13] K     Keep your playing around to my level. [14:15] T     Yes. [14:16] T     So there you have it, Kanna. [14:18] T     First, let's try to recall how     Miss Kobayashi usually acts. [14:21] Kanna     Yeah! [14:23] K     The power of dragons... [14:26] K     I've seen it a few times now,     but it's still terrifying. [14:30] K     If they felt like it, our world would be... [14:40] T     My lower back! My lower back! [14:43] Kanna     I'm tired! I'm dying! [14:48] K     Ah, never. [14:49] K     They'd never destroy our world. [14:51] K     And that exhausted behavior     is totally me, yeah. [14:55] T     Ah, that was fun. [14:57] K     Was it? [14:58] T     I guess you really didn't want     to play, Miss Kobayashi. [15:01] K     Hmm... [15:18] K     Guess we can play shiritori. [15:20] K     Apple (ringo). [15:21] Kanna     Gorilla (gorira). [15:22] T     Trumpet (rappa). [15:23] K     Parachute (parashuuto). [15:25] Kanna     Tornado (toruneedo). [15:26] T     Do, do... hmm... [15:30] T     Oh, dragon (doragon)! [15:31] K     Okay, you lose. [15:33] T     Ah. [15:45] T     You only left my tail-meat behind again! [15:48] K     I told you I can't. [15:50] K     Though if you turned it into ground     meat, I probably wouldn't notice. [15:53] T     But then you wouldn't know     it's my meat, would you?! [15:56] K     You want to emphasize that? [16:03] K     Hmm? SIGN    The Crane Repays a Debt [16:04] T     Miss Kobayashi, please don't peek into     the kitchen until I call for you. SIGN    The Crane Repays a Debt [16:09] T     Now, then. [16:12] T     That was fast! [16:12] K     I don't need grilled tail. [16:14] T     Wha?! [16:18] Kanna     Kobayashi, where are you going? [16:20] K     Hmm? To work. [16:22] Kanna     I'll go, too! [16:23] T     Kanna, you have things to do     with me today, don't you? [16:26] K     Things to do? [16:27] T     Kanna hasn't been in this     world very long, so... [16:31] T     I thought I'd teach her a few things. [16:33] K     Huh? You will? [16:35] Kanna     No! I want to go with Kobayashi! [16:38] K     She's suddenly attached to me. [16:40] T     If you keep being selfish, I'll break you. [16:43] K     I'm off! [16:44] T     Have a safe trip! [16:45] T     Now then, Kanna, we're going to have you     learn the commonsense of this society. [16:49] Kanna     Commonsense of this society? [16:51] T     First, you should learn     what you must not do. [16:54] Kanna     Oh! [16:55] T     First, you must honor traffic lights! [16:58] T     Otherwise, you'll be hit by a car. [17:00] Kanna     That's what those iron boxes are called? [17:02] Kanna     Lady Tohru, you're smart! [17:05] Kanna     How do they move? [17:08] T     Probably with magic. [17:10] T     Apparently you need a device     called a "license" for them. [17:12] Kanna     Does Kobayashi possess a license? [17:15] Kanna     I'd love to try riding in a car! [17:17] T     She seems to possess a license,     but she doesn't have a car. [17:21] T     Apparently it imposes strains     called "vehicle inspections" or "loans." [17:24] Kanna     I guess power comes at     a price in every world. [17:28] Kanna     Oh, but it would be really easy     if she had you carry her! [17:32] Kanna     Why doesn't Kobayashi do that? [17:34] T     Right? [17:36] Takiya     Wow, you've got another relative with you? [17:39] Takiya     Is she a maid, too? [17:40] K     No, a Gothic lolita. [17:42] K     A Gothic lolita with a tribal theme. [17:45] Takiya     Hmm, interesting tastes. [17:47] K     Tohru said she was going to teach her     some things, but I'm so worried. [17:48] Man     First we should run tests using this module. [17:51] Man     Mhmm. [17:51] Takiya     Tohru-chan seems to have     her act together, though. [17:52] Man     Then merge it with this one,      and run an integration test. [17:54] K     Together? [17:56] K     Well, I suppose perhaps she does have a lot     of compassion for her friends. [18:00] Student     For real? That can't be. That's wicked! [18:03] Student     For real? [18:03] Kanna     What's he saying? [18:04] Student     For real? [18:04] T     Magic words. [18:05] Student     Yeah. [18:06] Student     That can't be. [18:06] T     You can get through most conversations     using them, so try to remember them. [18:07] Student     That's wicked. [18:08] Student     That's wicked. [18:12] Kanna     And that? SIGN    In Trouble. [18:14] T     I don't know. [18:15] T     A tool children play with? [18:17] T     How do they play? [18:18] T     It looks like it uses the     principle of levers, but... [18:21] T     That's a training device for catapults! [18:23] Kanna     Oh! [18:25] T     This is how children learn the means     of combating monsters in the sky! [18:29] Kanna     Oh! [18:32] Kanna     And that? [18:33] T     A crepe stand. [18:39] Kanna     It's sweet, like yatagarasu eggs. [18:42] Kanna     And that? [18:43] T     An ice cream stand. [18:48] Kanna     It's cold. But good! [18:55] Kanna     This world is peaceful. [18:57] T     Isn't it? [19:00] Kanna     Are there dragons in this world? [19:02] T     Seems like there aren't. [19:04] T     I don't know if they went extinct     or if they moved elsewhere... [19:07] Kanna     Is it wrong to revert to my original form? [19:08] Guy     Yes, it's fine, it's fine, it's all right. [19:10] T     Well, I wouldn't let your     form be seen, at least. [19:11] Guy     I'll be waiting here. [19:14] T     Can you use perception blocking, Kanna? [19:17] Kanna     I can't. [19:18] T     I see. [19:20] T     Well, there's hardly ever     any need for it anyways. [19:25] Kanna     Lady Tohru? [19:26] T     Yes? [19:28] Kanna     Why did you come to this world? [19:34] Kanna     I heard you had died... [19:38] Kanna     So I was happy to find you survived. [19:40] T     I came to this world to escape. [19:44] T     Truth be told, I was on the verge of death, [19:46] T     but Miss Kobayashi saved me. [19:49] Kanna     Kobayashi did? [19:51] T     I decided to repay her by     being her maid. [19:54] T     While letting people think I was dead. [19:56] T     I've only told a handful of     dragons about my survival. [20:00] T     Like Miss Lucoa and Mr. Fafnir. [20:02] Kanna     You're like a retiree. [20:06] T     That might be close. [20:09] T     But, Kanna, [20:16] T     I'm very happy right now. [20:19] Kanna     Yeah. [20:21] T     Come on, Kanna, isn't there     more you'd like to know about? [20:29] Kanna     I'd like to see Kobayashi's work. [20:33] T     She'll be mad at you. [20:35] Kanna     That's fine. I want to see. [20:38] T     Let's go say hello, then. [20:52] T     I blocked perception of us. [20:55] Kanna     Okay. [21:14] Takiya     What's wrong? [21:15] K     Huh? Oh, nothing. [21:24] K     Whatever. [21:36] T     It's not practice for catapults? [21:38] K     It's not. It's equipment kids play on. [21:48] Kanna     This is fun! [21:50] K     I see. [21:51] T     This is fun, isn't it?! [21:52] K     Glad to hear it. SIGN    Next Episode [23:25] T     Kanna, supposedly there are     myriads of gods living here. [23:29] Kanna     Lady Tohru, what does "myriads" mean? [23:31] T     Apparently gods reside in     all manner of things here. [23:34] Kanna     What? That's scary. SIGN    Episode 3 SIGN    Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course) [23:36] T     You can't let your guard down. [23:37] Kanna     Yeah. E3 - Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] K     Bathroom... [00:15] K     Whoa. [00:19] K     Ow! [00:20] Kanna     Sorry, Kobayashi. [00:21] K     Oh, no, it's all right. [00:26] K     Beer, beer. [00:28] T     Oh, pardon me. [00:30] Kanna     Juice. [00:31] T     Kanna, it's cramped! [00:32] K     It's getting cramped here. [00:33] Kanna     Lady Tohru, move! SIGN    A three bedroom apartment, right? [02:10] K     Yes. As close to this     area as possible please. [02:14] R     How's this? [02:15] K     Hmm... [02:17] R     How's this? [02:18] K     Hmm... [02:19] R     How's this? [02:21] K     Hmm... [02:22] K     Frankly, there's not much     difference between them. [02:25] R     By the way, the roof of this     property is a communal space. [02:29] K     Oh? [02:33] Both     The sky's so vast! [02:35] Kanna     It feels nice! [02:37] R     How is it? [02:41] K     We'll take this one. [02:46] K     Well, time to start moving preparations. [02:48] K     First, we clean up. [02:50] Both     Yeah! [02:51] T     Cleaning, cleaning, la la la. [02:55] T     Beat the dust and crush it. [02:58] K     Weird song. [02:58] T     Leave no dust or trash behind. [03:01] T     Death to the world, [03:04] T     now clean, clean everything. [03:06] K     That sounds too dangerous! [03:11] K     Hey, Tohru, do you like being clean? [03:13] T     I suppose so. I like bathing     and brushing my teeth. [03:17] K     Brushing your teeth? Do you have     a dragon-sized toothbrush? [03:21] T     No, I use my claws to scrape out the bugs. [03:24] K     Bugs?! Not bacteria?! [03:26] T     Well, they're so small I never notice them. [03:29] K     Must be hard having a huge body. [03:31] T     Yes. I went through a lot of trouble     searching for places to live. [03:34] K     Ah, figures. What kind     of places did you choose? [03:37] T     Sometimes caves, [03:39] T     sometimes ruins, [03:40] T     sometimes mountains. [03:42] T     I've even slept up in the sky a few times. [03:44] K     Are you a migratory bird?! [03:46] K     Still, I guess you could     live anywhere in that case. [03:49] T     Well, actually... [03:51] T     Whenever I stayed in one place too long     humans would soon start coming around. [03:55] T     They were so annoying. [03:56] K     You were like a rare monster. [03:58] T     So not only did my body keep getting dirty,     I had a hard time bathing at all. [04:03] K     Hmm. [04:04] T     When we had no other choice,     we'd lick each other clean. [04:07] K     Huh?! [04:08] T     Kanna and I did that before. [04:10] K     That's naughty by human standards! SIGN    They were actually in dragon form [04:12] T     Maybe so. [04:14] T     Well, most other dragons     don't even care about it. [04:17] T     We don't get sick or unhealthy either way. [04:19] K     Wow, I'm kind of jealous. [04:22] T     To be honest, [04:23] T     Miss Kobayashi, you're sloppy. [04:26] T     You leave beer cans scattered about, [04:28] T     you leave your clothes lying     where you took them off... [04:31] K     Wh-What does it matter? [04:32] K     That's one of the nice     things about living alone. [04:34] T     Also, you keep books arranged out of order. [04:37] K     Now that's just being too picky! [04:40] T     Ahem. [04:41] T     Understood. I'll overlook the books. [04:43] T     But please clean up your trash and clothes. [04:46] K     This is my home. [04:47] T     You can't. Because Kanna     will pick up those habits. [04:50] K     Fine. [04:52] K     My father must have felt this way*     when my mother yelled at him. [04:58] K     Still, Tohru, [05:00] K     I keep doing that by accident because I'm     happy you're here to clean it up for me. [05:04] T     Huh?! [05:05] K     It's a piece of a cake for     a mighty dragon, after all. [05:09] T     Miss Kobayashi! [05:11] K     So please keep helping out, okay, Tohru? [05:17] T     Yes! With pleasure! [05:19] K     Simple-gon. [05:20] Kanna     Scoundrel Kobayashi. [05:24] K     Well, next up's packing. [05:26] K     Though, nearly all of it is     my personal belongings. [05:29] K     Sorry for making you help out. [05:31] T     No, please ask anything of me! [05:34] Kanna     I'll do my best, too. [05:46] T     Hey, Kanna. Pack properly... [05:48] T     Miss Kobayashi, so cute! [05:51] T     These dead-fish eyes are to die for! [05:54] Kanna     Lady Tohru, you're a pervert. [05:55] K     What are you slacking off over? [06:01] K     Oh, this was still here? [06:06] T     Miss Kobayashi. [06:08] K     Whoa, sorry! [06:20] T     Miss Kobayashi! [06:22] T     Is this yours, Miss Kobayashi? [06:25] K     It is, but... [06:26] T     Please try it on! [06:28] T     I want to see you in a maid outfit! [06:30] K     I won't. [06:31] T     Huh? But you bought it     intending to wear it, right? [06:34] K     I got my arms into it and then     despaired at how bad I looked in it. [06:38] K     So I'm not wearing it again. [06:43] T     Then would you mind if I wear it? [06:46] K     Go ahead. [06:46] T     Thank you very much! [06:49] T     Sorry for the wait. [06:56] Kanna     Lady Tohru, so pretty! [06:58] K     Yeah, I think it looks good. [07:02] T     Thank you very much. [07:06] T     Still, your clothes are bit     too tight in the chest for me. [07:10] K     That said... [07:12] K     Are you really a D? [07:15] T     I'm a D among dragons. [07:19] K     Ah, so good! [07:22] T     Good work, everyone. [07:24] K     Yeah, thanks, you two. [07:26] K     Bath, bath... [07:29] K     Hmm? [07:32] K     Does anyone know what happened to the towels     and change of clothes in the bathroom? [07:35] T     I put them away properly! [07:37] K     Huh? [07:38] T     Huh? [07:41] K     Which box has the clothes and towels? [07:46] Movers     Good morning! [07:48] Movers     Sansan Moving Service! [07:50] K     Yes, welcome. [07:54] Kanna     So this is a car? [08:06] Kanna     Well, let's decide how to use the rooms. [08:09] Kanna     This will be the living room. [08:11] Kanna     This will be for the PC and books. [08:13] Kanna     This will be my bedroom. [08:16] Kanna     And this... [08:19] Kanna     will be the room you two share. [08:21] B     Huh? [08:22] T     Our room? [08:24] K     Yeah. You two can use it however you like. [08:28] T     Yay! [08:46] K     A new life, huh? [08:50] T     Shall I wash your back? [08:52] K     Huh? No, it's fine. [08:54] T     You like it when I make things clean, right? [08:57] K     Ugh, that's your angle? [09:00] K     All right, come on. [09:02] T     Yes. [09:09] K     By the way. [09:10] T     Yes? [09:11] K     Isn't it easier to wash     your body in that form? [09:16] T     Well, it is, but it's a little limited. [09:19] T     Besides, there are a lot of     rules in this world. [09:24] T     It's all a little stifling to me. [09:27] K     You don't like having a human form? [09:32] T     No! [09:36] T     This is its own thing. [09:40] K     I see. [09:46] Kanna     I'm coming in, too. [09:48] Kanna     Lady Tohru, wash me! [09:50] T     Oh well, fine. [09:51] K     Cramped, it's cramped. [10:16] T     Here I go! [10:23] K     Morning, Tohru. [10:24] T     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. [10:31] K     Tohru. [10:32] T     Yes? [10:33] K     I'll wash your body as thanks for yesterday. [10:35] T     Huh?! [10:36] K     Over here, over here. [10:37] T     Y-Yes! [10:45] T     Ah, feels so good! [10:48] K     Feels like I'm washing a car. [10:51] T     Thank you so much, Miss Kobayashi! [10:56] K     You're welcome. [11:14] K     Ah! [11:14] K     This is my old apartment! [11:17] K     Damn it, I screwed up! SIGN    Episode 3 SIGN    Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course) [11:42] K     Tohru, you're too loud! [11:44] T     Huh? [11:45] K     Huh? [11:49] T     Do you see me as a loud person? [11:52] K     Sorry, sorry. [11:53] Kanna     Kobayashi, does your hangover hurt? [11:56] K     Yeah. [11:57] K     Still, I can't believe it's     like this on my day off. [12:01] T     The noise is coming from the neighboring     apartments and the floor above us. [12:04] T     Shall I go make a complaint? [12:06] K     Yeah, could you, please? [12:10] K     Make sure not to let your horns stick out. [12:12] T     Roger that! [12:14] T     If they won't listen after I speak to them,     I'll murder, destroy, and pulverize them. [12:17] K     You don't have to do that. SIGN    Sasakibe [12:18] T     I'll start with Ms. Sasakibe on our right. [12:22] S     Coming. [12:24] S     Hello. [12:25] S     Oh, you're from next door. [12:27] T     I'm Tohru. Hello. [12:29] S     Hello. Did you need something? [12:32] T     Well, we heard loud noises and they've     been bothering us, so I came over. [12:36] S     My, was it that loud? [12:38] T     What were you doing? [12:40] S     Cooking. [12:41] T     Huh? [12:41] S     Hold on a moment. [12:48] S     Here, let me share some. [12:50] S     They're stewed rapeseed blossoms. [12:52] T     Thank you very much. [12:54] T     My apologies, but could you please     be more mindful of the noise? [12:57] S     Sure. [13:01] T     How does she make that     much noise making this? SIGN    Yana [13:04] T     Next is Mr. Yana on the left. [13:06] Y     I'm playing music. [13:08] T     Music? [13:09] Y     Yeah, want to listen? SIGN    Rar [13:16] T     Your voice sounds like Hades     is crushing Hercules. [13:20] Y     What a phrase! I'm taking it! [13:23] T     Anyways, please try to keep the volume down. [13:26] Y     Sure. SIGN    Soune [13:28] T     Last is Mr. Soune on the floor above. [13:30] S     I'm using a drill for work. [13:32] T     A drill? [13:34] S     I'm making hand-carved wooden ornaments. [13:36] T     Oh, is it a gorilla? [13:38] T     This is well done. [13:40] T     Anyway, one of us is     suffering from a hangover, [13:44] T     so please try to keep the noise down. [13:45] S     All right. [13:48] Sasakibe     You're the loud one! [13:50] Yana     You're the loud one! [13:51] Soune     No, you two are being loud! [13:52] Sasakibe     The loud one is the one calling people loud! [13:54] T     What's gotten into everyone? [13:57] Sasakibe     That drilling is too loud! [13:59] Soune     That death metal voice is too loud! [14:00] Yana     That strange noise is too loud! [14:02] Sasakibe     That's cooking! [14:03] Both     Huh?! [14:04] T     Your voices are being too loud. [14:07] Three     Sorry. [14:09] T     Humans keep making the same mistakes. [14:12] T     They're beyond help. [14:15] T     Guess I'll kill them. [14:16] K     Um, may I have a word here? [14:20] K     What bothers us the most is having others     be loud when we'd like some quiet. [14:26] K     So why don't we organize the times we     don't want each other making noise, [14:30] K     and make a schedule? [14:34] K     If there are still times that don't     work out, then we can use earplugs. [14:38] T     Are you all right with that, Miss Kobayashi? [14:40] T     They're all creatures that haven't learned     anything since they evolved from apes. [14:44] K     That goes for me, too, you know. [14:46] K     Well, anyway, I usually wouldn't     mind if I weren't hung over. [14:50] K     Besides, it's only natural     to cause some bother [14:53] K     to others when people go about their lives. [14:55] K     Especially so if they're neighbors. [14:57] T     Jeez, you're too kindhearted. [15:00] K     Besides, [15:04] K     I wouldn't like it if it     were too quiet either. [15:12] K     I'm going to rest a bit. [15:14] T     Okay. [15:34] T     Am I loud? [15:38] K     There are times when I think so. [15:41] T     Does it bother you? [15:45] K     It's difficult to give a precise     answer to that question. [15:51] K     But... [15:53] K     I think a life like this is acceptable, too. [16:05] K     I'm sleeping now. [16:06] T     Okay. Then I will, too. [16:16] T     You're too loud! SIGN    Everyone, thank you for your hard work. Soon the cherry blossoms will be upon us again this year. So with regards to that, we'd like to follow up on last year and host a flower viewing party for company staff. Please organize a list of those who wish to attend within each team and deliver it to General Manager Furukawa. Please try to attend if possible. The time and location are in the attached file. That is all, thank you. General Manager Furukawa [16:49] K     What should I do about this? [16:51] K     I don't like the consideration that     has to be shown when rank's dropped, [16:54] K     and not being able to order certain liquor. [16:56] Takiya     Straight to the point, huh? [16:59] Takiya     Well, then why not create     an excuse to refuse? [17:01] K     An excuse? [17:04] T     A party? [17:05] K     Yeah. I was talking to Takiya-kun     about gathering here at this apartment [17:09] K     as an excuse to turn down my     company's flower viewing. [17:11] T     Huh? You're inviting him here? [17:13] K     Come on, don't make that     face now. He's a nice guy. [17:17] T     Hmm, all right. I'll put up with that then. [17:21] K     Put up with it? [17:22] T     In return, can I call     some of my friends, too? [17:25] L     Friends? Like from the shopping district? [17:28] T     No, dragons. [17:29] K     Huh? [17:29] T     Don't worry. [17:31] T     They're all well-behaved dragons. [17:33] K     Hmm, I'm only worried. [17:35] K     I'm home. [17:37] Both     Welcome home! [17:38] Takiya     Pardon me. [17:40] T     Welcome, come on in. [17:42] Takiya     I'm not welcome at all, am I? [17:44] Takiya     You must be Kanna-chan. Good evening. [17:47] Kanna     Good evening. [17:48] Takiya     Nice goth-loli. [17:51] K     Where are your friends? [17:53] T     They should be here soon. [17:56] T     Yes? [17:59] T     Please wait one moment. [18:02] T     Mr. Fafnir, please arrange yourself     like in the picture I sent over! [18:06] Fafnir     Good grief. [18:13] Fafnir     This world is full of trouble. SIGN    Fafnir [18:17] F     Makes me want to end it. SIGN    Hostility [18:20] T     Miss Kobayashi, this is Mr. Fafnir. [18:22] K     Hello. [18:23] K     Nice to meet you. SIGN    It's a pleasure to meet you. It's an honor to make your acquaintance. I'm honored. Your friend has been very kind to me. [18:24] K     I'm Kobayashi from Jigokumeguri     System Engineering. [18:25] Taki     That's a polite social greeting. [18:28] Kanna     Polite social greeting? [18:28] K     I've been living with Tohru-san. [18:29] Taki     A magic set of words that allows     even shy people to greet others. [18:31] K     I hope we can get along well in the future. [18:34] K     Tohru! [18:35] K     I got a really hostile     feeling from him just now! [18:37] T     Well, he may have a slight     dislike for humans. [18:41] T     He's a cursed dragon who's been guarding his     treasure in a cave since ancient times. [18:45] K     He's a shut-in?! [18:48] K     You invited more? [18:49] T     This is the last. SIGN    Unacceptable [18:52] Lucoa     Oh, Tohru! [18:54] T     Hello, it's been a long time. [18:56] T     Miss Kobayashi, this is Miss Quetzalcoatl. SIGN    Quetzalcoatl [18:59] L     Nice to meet you. Lucoa is fine. [19:02] K     Why are all dragons so huge? [19:05] T     Huh? [19:06] K     Never mind. [19:07] K     Nice to meet you. I'm Kobayashi. [19:11] L     Something wrong? [19:12] K     Um, did you walk here in that outfit? [19:16] L     I did. [19:17] K     Your outfit is kind of slutty, though. [19:19] L     Wha?! [19:37] Taki     Care to try? [19:41] Taki     Once you cut into them, back away. [19:43] Taki     Yeah, like that. [19:44] Taki     Oh, you can't run in while     he's doing that move. [19:48] Taki     Try again. [19:49] Taki     Uh-huh. [19:50] Taki     Good job defeating him. [19:51] Taki     Now, ignore that treasure chest... [19:56] Taki     That was a mimic. [19:58] Taki     Ah, you died. [20:01] K     He's hooked. [20:06] L     Tohru hardly ever used to smile. [20:10] L     Must be thanks to you. [20:12] K     I'm just a normal human being. [20:14] L     That girl's never had     anything normal before. [20:18] L     Not just her, but her friends as well. [20:22] K     Lucoa-san, [20:24] K     I'm grateful to Tohru, too. [20:28] K     I didn't use to smile much myself either. [20:31] K     Though I'll never say it to her. [20:35] T     Food's ready! [20:36] K     Yes. [20:38] K     Well, let's eat then. [20:39] K     Can you drink? [20:41] L     Drink? [20:42] L     I can, but at least let me check     it for curses first. [20:46] K     Curses? [20:46] T     Long ago Ms. Lucoa was driven out of     her seat as a goddess thanks to liquor. [20:51] T     She was forced to drink liquor     her comrade had cursed, [20:53] T     and in her drunken stupor she     went to her little sister and— [20:57] L     Don't say it! [20:59] K     Dragons don't have very     good pasts, do they? [21:02] K     Like I said! [21:04] K     When it comes to butlers,     I fancy middle-aged ones! [21:06] K     This is out of the question! [21:07] Fafnir     Stop it! You'll make me screw up! [21:09] Taki     No, no, lately young, handsome, [21:12] Taki     but devilish butlers have been pretty     good in their own way! [21:13] Fafnir     I said stop it! [21:14] K     Not having that wisdom of life aura     means they're out! Got it! [21:15] L     She's a completely different     person when drunk, isn't she? [21:17] T     Yes. [21:19] K     Hey, you woman there! Become a maid! [21:21] L     Huh? [21:23] K     Tohru, you, too! [21:24] T     I already am one, though? [21:26] K     I've told you before, that's just cosplay! [21:29] K     If you've got complaints, then strip! [21:31] K     Besides, what's with all of     you and your absurd chests?! [21:31] T     Huh?! [21:32] Taki     Fafnir-dono! We must avert our eyes! [21:34] K     Why don't you share some with me?! [21:35] F     Stop it! I can't see! [21:36] T     But that's impossible. [21:38] T     Wha?! [21:38] K     If you can't, then strip! [21:49] K     Hmm, yeah, some people     move their bodies to it. SIGN    Next Episode [23:25] Taki     Fafnir-dono, ignore that treasure chest. [23:29] Taki     That's a mimic. [23:31] Taki     Ah, that chest is also— [23:33] Taki     That was a mimic, too. [23:34] Taki     Why do you reflexively     go after all the chests? SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To) [23:37] F     It's my nature. E4 - Kanna Goes to School! (Not that she needs to.) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:17] K     She's been gazing at them a lot lately, [00:20] K     but do you think she might want to go? [00:22] T     Who, Kanna? I think so. [00:25] T     Every dragon's had those     thoughts at some point. [00:30] T     How young, how young. [00:31] K     Huh? What are you talking about? [00:33] T     A journey to eliminate humanity, right? [00:35] K     No, I'm talking about school. [00:39] T     Oh, school. [00:41] T     I see that come up on the Internet often. [00:44] K     The Internet? You've gotten used to it, huh. [00:54] K     Kanna-chan. [00:57] Kanna     What, Kobayashi? [01:00] K     Oh, well... [01:03] K     Want to go to school? SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [02:39] Kanna     Kobayashi! [02:40] Kanna     Hurry! Hurry! [02:42] T     Hey, Kanna, don't make     trouble for Miss Kobayashi! [02:46] K     You need all this just to go to school? SIGN    Textbooks and storage boxes will be provided on the first day. Pencil case | Pencils | Erasers Crayons (16 colors) | Colored pencils (12 colors) Scissors | Glue | Pencil board Ruler | Unruled notebooks Indoor slippers | Slipper case | Gym clothes Gym cap | Gym clothes case Handkerchief | Safety buzzer [02:50] T     You said it. [02:52] T     I sense some collusion between     schools and the manufacturers. [02:56] T     It's a conspiracy. [02:57] K     I don't think that's true. [03:00] T     The Internet said it is! [03:02] K     It's a bad influence on dragons, too, huh... SIGN    Shop at your local shopping district! Save with your point card! [03:05] K     Well, let's pick up      all the stationery first. SIGN    Noyama Stationery [03:10] Granny     Welcome! [03:12] K     Yeah, this is it. [03:14] K     I see stationery stores haven't     changed at all since long ago. [03:18] K     What's that look for?! [03:20] Kanna     They're not cute. [03:21] K     Huh?! [03:22] T     Jeez, you don't get it, Miss Kobayashi. [03:26] T     Leave it to me! [03:29] K     What's this place? [03:31] K     The feathers plucked from live birds     around this season make good pens! [03:35] K     Scary! Scary! [03:38] K     Seems like this is wrong, too. [03:40] T     That's strange. [03:41] T     When I was in the other world     everyone used quill pens. [03:45] Kanna     I want a cute one. A cute one. [03:49] K     So she says. [03:52] T     Oh, I heard a new store opened     outside the shopping district recently. [04:03] K     What is this? [04:04] K     Everything's sparkling in my eyes. [04:06] Kanna     Kobayashi! [04:08] Kanna     What's this? [04:09] Kanna     How do you use it? SIGN    Kanna [04:11] K     You use this to write characters. [04:14] K     You'll be using a pencil though, Kanna-chan. [04:16] T     Miss Kobayashi! [04:17] T     How's this?! SIGN    I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi [04:19] K     Scary! [04:20] Kanna     Hey, Kobayashi, [04:22] Kanna     what's this thing that looks     like a dragon's mouth? [04:25] K     You use it like this. [04:29] T     What a torture device. [04:31] K     How did you jump to that? [04:32] Kanna     Then what about this? [04:33] T     That's a tool for branding slaves. [04:37] T     You use it to mark your property. [04:41] T     Come on, Miss Kobayashi! Brand me as yours! [04:44] K     No. SIGN    Popular! Unicorn Pencil Box [04:48] Kanna     Look, Lady Tohru, a unicorn. [04:53] T     I think that unicorn would     be happy knowing this. [04:57] K     Part of me wants to ask,     and part of me doesn't. SIGN    Miss Kobayashi paid for it after this. SIGN    Total Cash SIGN    Total Cash Change [05:13] Clerk     Thank you very much! [05:19] K     Now we've got most of it. [05:21] T     Then on to the next stop! [05:26] T     Does it really have to be this place? [05:29] K     This is the only place in the     area that sells backpacks. [05:33] T     I understand that,     but I still don't like it. [05:36] T     I can't help but remember... [05:38] K     Well, let's go. [05:39] K     The two of us. [05:40] T     Please wait! [05:53] K     Kanna-chan, which one do you like? [05:56] Kanna     This. [05:58] K     She chose a surprisingly normal one. [06:01] T     Figures, Kanna. [06:03] T     I can see why you'd choose a cursed     item that's absorbed human blood. [06:06] Kanna     Uh-huh. [06:08] K     That's your reason?! [06:17] Clerk     That'll be 38,000 yen. [06:20] K     It costs that much? [06:22] T     Is this all right? [06:23] K     Oh, yeah. It's fine. [06:26] K     I'm sorry, I'll be paying with card. [06:28] Clerk     Sure. Thank you very much. SIGN    Ohyama Clothing Store     Student Uniform Specialty Shop [06:43] Worker     Welcome! [06:44] T     Miss Kobayashi, Kanna's going to pout again     if we go in another store like this. [06:49] K     This is the store designated by the school, [06:51] K     so we have no choice. [06:53] T     It's collusion. [06:54] K     You're persistent about that. [06:58] K     Are these the ones designated by the school? [07:01] T     They all seem the same. [07:03] K     That's fine. [07:04] K     Everyone should be wearing the same thing. [07:07] T     Why's that? [07:10] K     To reduce differences. [07:12] K     Men, women, Japanese,     and foreigners are all the same. [07:17] K     That's important. [07:19] T     What happens when you're     different from everyone else? [07:22] K     Sometimes you're eliminated. [07:26] K     It might not be like that for dragons, [07:29] K     but humans don't like things     different from themselves. [07:33] T     That's foolish. [07:36] K     Yeah, I agree it is. [07:38] K     But everyone's afraid... [07:41] K     of things that are different. [07:51] T     I kind of understand. [08:01] K     Sorry. [08:02] K     This wasn't my intent. [08:04] K     Thanks for your concern. [08:18] K     Kanna-chan, are you looking     forward to school? [08:21] Kanna     Yeah. [08:31] K     All right then. Once we get home,     we prepare for tomorrow! [08:35] T     Miss Kobayashi, that's not fair! [08:37] T     Please hold my hand, too! [08:39] K     Yes, yes. [08:47] Kanna     Kobayashi! [08:50] Kanna     Look, look! [08:53] K     You look good! [08:54] K     Yeah, cute. [08:57] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [09:00] Kanna     Look, look. [09:02] T     Kanna. [09:03] T     Please lend that to me. [09:06] T     Miss Kobayashi! [09:08] T     Please look! What do you think? [09:12] K     Too many different themes to tell. [09:15] T     Huh?! [09:18] T     In the end, she wore that     backpack all day long. [09:21] T     She must really be looking forward to it. [09:24] K     Is it something to go that far over? [09:31] K     Even though she's a dragon, she's still a child. [09:37] Kanna     In the way. [09:48] L     What's Kanna-chan doing? [09:49] T     She's practicing her writing. [09:51] K     Well, think you'll remember them? SIGN    500,000 loan, no co-signer needed! SIGN    We'll teach you how to earn money in your sleep! Becoming a billionaire isn't a dream! SIGN    Bring in business and good fortune!! Increase your fortune just by learning these tips! Guaranteed results or your money back! SIGN    How to score a boyfriend! Recommended for friends, family, and coworkers! SIGN    No co-signer needed Same-day financing Earn Fortune Money Boyfriend Cosigner Repay [10:07] K     Let's forget all this for now. SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To) [10:16] Classmate     Good morning! SIGN    Oborozuka Elementary [10:18] Steps     Give a     bright smile      every day [10:19] Teacher     Yes, good morning. [10:21] Teacher     Today we have a new friend to     introduce to everyone here. [10:26] Teacher     This is Kobayashi Kanna-chan. [10:28] K     Kobayashi Kanna.     It's a pleasure to meet you. [10:32] Shima     Cute! [10:33] Toudou     Where'd you come from? [10:35] Kanna     Ushishir Island. [10:36] Daitani     From abroad?! Wow! [10:39] T     It looks like her introduction went well. [10:42] K     Watch over Kanna-chan, okay? [10:46] T     Leave it to me, Miss Kobayashi! [10:49] T     Yes. Now, for this problem, [10:51] T     can you solve it, Kobayashi-san? [10:54] T     What a boring problem. [10:57] T     Kanna wanted to do things like that? [11:00] T     Yes, that's correct. [11:06] T     Such an inefficient way to learn. [11:09] T     Putting them in different classes based on their*     abilities would help them grow faster. SIGN    Cram School Approach [11:19] T     It seems to be some game of     hitting each other with a ball. [11:23] T     A fitting game for barbaric humans. [11:36] Teacher     Yes, that's it! [11:38] T     No mercy, huh? [11:40] T     Kobayashi-san, you're incredible! [11:42] Muroi     You can do anything, can't you? [11:44] Ta     Can I call you Kanna-chan? [11:48] Moto     Oh, can I call you that, too? [11:53] (Flashback) K     But everyone's afraid... [11:55] (Flashback) K     of things that are different. [11:58] T     But they do take clear steps to     ally themselves with the strong. [12:02] T     Even young, they're still human, huh? [12:05] Classmates     Farewell, Sensei! SIGN    Dream [12:08] Teacher     Yes, farewell! [12:10] Saikawa     Hey, Kobayashi Kanna-san! [12:14] Saikawa     Don't you think you've been     standing out too much? SIGN    Saikawa Riko [12:17] Daitani     It's Saikawa, the one who acts like a queen! [12:19] S     Thanks for the clear explanation. [12:21] S     But no! Shut up! [12:23] Kanna     I stood out? [12:25] S     You did! You're so cute, it ticks     me off and I want to hug you! SIGN    Wants to hug me, stood out, transfer student, cute and talented, too cute, eliminated SIGN    "That's wicked" [12:34] S     I challenge you, Kobayashi Kanna-san! [12:36] S     I'll prove I'm better than you! [12:38] Toudou     Kanna-chan, don't do it. [12:41] Toudou     Saikawa-san plays dirty and cheats, [12:43] Toudou     and she's a hopeless person     who won't admit defeat! [12:46] S     Hey, you, be quiet! [12:47] S     Now, care to try arm wrestling me? [12:50] S     Despite how I look,     I've won at karate tournaments... [12:56] Kanna     I'd like to be friends. [13:01] S     I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to! [13:04] S     I-I, um, I wanted to be     friends with you, too! [13:08] S     Oh, shoot, what do I do?! [13:08] Classmates     She's too blundering. [13:10] S     Don't cry. [13:12] S     Here, I'll give you some candy. [13:13] Daitani     Ah! You can't bring that to school. [13:16] S     Be quiet! [13:21] T     Still, fake crying? What a roundabout     way to settle things, Kanna. [13:26] T     I would've just blasted them away. [13:29] Kanna     Yeah. [13:31] T     Why did you decide you     wanted to go to school? [13:34] Kanna     Because it was fun watching them. [13:37] T     Was it fun? [13:39] Kanna     Yeah. [13:40] T     I think there will be some     aspects that aren't fun, as well. [13:43] Kanna     Yeah. [13:44] T     There's no real need for us     to be the same as humans. [13:48] T     Living among them doesn't     mean living with them. [13:53] Kanna     But they're close by,     and we share time together, so... [13:59] Kanna     Maybe that's why I want to be with them. [14:04] T     Be with them... [14:06] T     I've seen plenty of my comrades [14:08] T     destroy themselves,     unable to be satisfied with that. [14:13] T     But, well... [14:14] T     For now, I'll affirm that choice, too. [14:22] K     How was school? [14:24] Kanna     Fun. [14:25] K     Good to hear. [14:27] T     Miss Kobayashi! [14:28] T     I fulfilled my mission, too. [14:29] T     Please praise me. [14:31] K     Yeah, thanks. [14:33] K     Oh, right. [14:34] K     Here you go. [14:42] Kanna     This is... [14:43] K     Congratulations on entering school. [14:45] K     You can hang it on your backpack. [14:53] T     Miss Kobayashi! [14:55] T     What about me? [14:56] T     Hey, Miss Kobayashi, what about me? [14:58] K     Here. [14:59] T     Yay! [15:01] K     Simple-gon. [15:12] T     What are you doing? [15:14] Kanna     Putting on name tags. [15:16] Kanna     They said to put them on my things. [15:20] TV     This is today's special product! SIGN    Tohru [15:22] T     There we go! [15:22] TV     A drill perfect for woodwork! SIGN    Why? [15:28] Kobayashi     Why? SIGN    How [15:32] Kobayashi     How... [15:41] K     did things get like this? [15:44] K     The story starts one day ago. [15:49] Lucoa     So good! [15:51] Lucoa     Thanks. [15:52] T     You're welcome. [15:54] L     Sorry I keep dropping by all the time. [15:56] K     You're checking up on Tohru, right? [15:59] L     Oh, you knew? [16:00] K     Well, he's here, too. [16:04] Fafnir     I'm bored with this already. [16:05] Fafnir     I'm going to play some other game. [16:08] K     To be honest, you're here to     check on Tohru, too, right? [16:13] Kanna     I'm home. [16:14] K     Oh, welcome home, Kanna-chan. [16:20] K     What's happened? [16:21] Kanna     A duel. [16:22] K     A duel?! [16:25] T     I'll aid you! [16:27] Fafnir     I'll kill them. [16:28] K     Wait, wait, you delinquents! [16:30] Kanna     Today, on the way home... [16:37] (Flashback) S     Kanna-san. [16:38] (Flashback) S     I'm going home with you today,     so consider it an honor. [16:42] (Flashback) Kanna     Yeah. You're kind, Saikawa. [16:45] (Flashback) Kanna     I like you. [16:46] (Flashback) Kanna     I like you. [16:50] (Flashback) S     Today I'll show you a good place to play! [16:53] (Flashback) Kanna     Okay. [16:58] (Flashback) S     Well? [16:59] (Flashback) S     Despite how big this place is,     it's a hidden spot people rarely come to. [17:03] (Flashback) Kanna     That's the thing you fly with! [17:06] (Flashback) S     F-Fly? [17:07] (Flashback) Kanna     Yeah, in the clouds. [17:09] (Flashback) S     W-Well, let's play on the seesaw together! [17:15] (Flashback) Middle     Sorry, sorry. [17:16] (Flashback) S     Hey, watch it, you guys! [17:18] (Flashback) Middle     What? You're frightened by     a ball coming your way? [17:21] (Flashback) Middle     Stop that. [17:23] (Flashback) Middle     Sorry, we were playing dodgeball. [17:25] (Flashback) S     L-Little children come here often, too,      so you should stop that. [17:30] (Flashback) Middle     There's nowhere else. [17:31] (Flashback) Middle     Whatever, we're taking over this place. [17:33] (Flashback) Middle     Go on home, squirts. [17:36] (Flashback) Middle     I told you to stop that. [17:38] (Flashback) S     I challenge you. [17:39] (Flashback) Middle     What? [17:39] (Flashback) S     I challenge you to dodgeball tomorrow! [17:42] (Flashback) S     If you lose, then give     up on using this place! [17:48] (Flashback) Middle     You hear that? [17:48] (Flashback) Middle     S-She's going to play with us! [17:51] (Flashback) Middle     Sorry. We don't have time to play with you. [17:54] (Flashback) S     My, running away? [17:56] (Flashback) S     Are you afraid I'll     discipline you all myself? [18:00] (Flashback) S     You American gorilla! [18:02] (Flashback) Middle     Wh-What'd you say?! [18:03] (Flashback) Middle     Don't listen to her. [18:05] (Flashback) S     You there, black-haired mama's boy! [18:06] (Flashback) Middle     Huh? [18:07] (Flashback) S     You're actually scared without your     beloved mama around, aren't you? [18:11] (Flashback) S     You should say so. [18:13] (Flashback) S     "Mama, help me!" [18:15] (Flashback) Middle     You brat! [18:17] (Flashback) S     Oh? [18:18] (Flashback) S     I thought you weren't going     to take a child seriously? [18:22] (Flashback) S     Children. [18:24] (Flashback) Middle     Bring it on! We'll face you! [18:26] (Flashback) Middle     You better get ready to lose! [18:32] (Flashback) S     What do I do? [18:35] K     So you picked a fight     and they bought it, huh? [18:39] K     So, did you gather enough people? [18:41] Kanna     We couldn't. [18:42] Kanna     Saikawa's not popular. [18:44] S     Sorry about that! [18:45] K     Well, what to do, then? [18:47] K     I think you can still negotiate with them. [18:49] T     No, I assure you, they should fight! [18:52] T     We can't have them taking us     noble, proud dragons lightly! [18:56] K     Do you know the rules? [18:57] T     Yes! [18:59] Fafnir     I know them, too. [19:00] Fafnir     I've played a lot of Explosive Dodgeball. SIGN    Explosive Dodgeball [19:02] K     This isn't that kind of game. [19:04] T     All right, let's do this! [19:07] L     Don't worry, it'll work out. [19:10] K     Hmm... SIGN    - The Following Day - [19:16] Middle     What's this, squirt?! [19:17] Middle     You called in friends? [19:19] Middle     We won't go easy on you. [19:26] K     Tohru. [19:28] K     Don't kill them. [19:30] T     Yes! [19:31] K     I could see how it would     end when it started. [19:34] K     From the beginning their abilities... well,     their species... were on different levels. [19:37] L     Sorry! [19:40] K     The game was beyond one-sided. [19:45] K     They destroyed them. [19:47] Middle     Damn it! [19:49] Middle     That's not fair, jerk! You'll regret this! [19:52] K     He's beat up... [19:53] S     Kanna-san, your friends are incredible! [19:56] Kanna     Yeah, they're the worst scum ever. [19:58] K     That phrasing may be accurate,     but it's cruel. [20:02] T     I still haven't had enough. [20:04] Fafnir     Oh? What a coincidence. Me neither. [20:07] L     Me neither. [20:08] T     That reminds me... [20:10] T     I've yet to win against you two, haven't I? [20:15] Fafnir     Are you going to surpass us today? [20:16] L     Bring it on. [20:18] K     Huh? Isn't this turning bad? [20:20] Kanna     Me, too. [20:22] K     From that point on, [20:25] K     the playground became a battlefield. [20:43] K     There're even more dragons. [20:48] K     Where did my peaceful, daily life run off to? [20:52] K     Well, whatever. [20:58] K     And that brings us to now. [21:02] L     Oh, I'll restore the playground to normal. [21:05] L     I'll tweak the memories     of those who saw us, too. [21:07] K     You're useful to have around. SIGN    - Several Days Later - [21:11] K     After that, they took to     playing dodgeball regularly. [21:15] T     Pay more attention to your lower back! [21:17] Fafnir     Oh, like this? [21:18] T     More like you're an old lady     about to be abandoned! [21:22] K     That's at my standards. [21:28] Shima     Kanna-chan, look, look. [21:29] Shima     Isn't this cute? [21:31] Kanna     Oh, that's wicked. [21:33] Toudou     Hey, Kobayashi, this is super interesting. [21:37] Kanna     Oh, that's wicked. [21:39] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san. [21:41] Kanna     Saikawa, you're wicked. [21:43] Teacher     Okay, time to start class. [21:46] All     That's wicked! [21:51] Teacher     What is this? It's wicked! SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] S     Kanna-san, aren't you glad     we won the dodgeball game? [23:29] Kanna     Yeah. [23:30] S     We nearly lost our ability     to play at the playground. [23:32] Kanna     That's okay. [23:34] Kanna     I'll be happy anywhere      if I'm with you, Saikawa. SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already) E5 - Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She thinks she understands it already.) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! Kanna! Breakfast is ready! [00:08] K     This miso soup is good. [00:10] T     Thank you. I made it using only     ingredients from this world, too. [00:18] Both     We're off! [00:19] T     Yes, watch out for cars! [00:25] T     Kanna, make you sure you don't     destroy them if you run into one. [00:27] ---     Yup. [00:32] T     Yes! This morning I wasn't chastised     by Miss Kobayashi for any mistakes. [00:36] T     It was a perfect morning. [00:41] T     I must be improving my skills as maid. [00:45] T     Perhaps that means I'm getting     used to this world, too? [02:25] Staff     You've been happier lately,     haven't you, Kobayashi-san? [02:29] K     Huh? Have I? [02:30] Staff     You used to be a bit more stoic before. [02:34] Staff     It's like you've become a little more open. [02:39] ---     See you later. [02:44] K     I guess it's been two months     since she showed up, huh? [02:51] K     What was I like back then? [02:58] Cook     The secret is to marinate it in honey. SIGN    Today's Point [03:01] Cook     Then it'll grow softer, and the     meat will absorb flavor more easily. [03:01] T     Maybe Miss Kobayashi will eat my tail     meat if I prepare it like that. [03:06] Reporter     What modern girls want     their lover to do most! SIGN    2) Pet their head     3) Hold their hand in public      4) Carry like a princess      5) Hug them from behind [03:09] Reporter     First place is... SIGN    2) Head petted     3) Holding hands in public SIGN    1) Push them against a wall [03:11] Reporter     being pushed against a wall! [03:15] Reporter     I'd love to experience     it myself at least once! [03:16] T     Hmm, so they pursue love with sounds. [03:18] T     Just like birds. [03:19] Caster     Me, too! [03:20] T     Pursue love... [03:23] T     Miss Kobayashi. [03:25] K     Tohru. [03:29] Announcer     Now for tonight's news. [03:31] Announcer     Early this morning, there was a     fire in Tatsumi-cho, Nishi-ku. SIGN    Jigokumeguri System Engineering (Inc.) SIGN    Takinokuchi Office [03:38] Takiya     Kobayashi-san. [03:41] Takiya     Sorry, but could you help me out here? [03:44] Kobayashi     Sure. [03:46] Kobayashi     Whoa, you've taken on an awful lot again. [03:52] T     I want to see Miss Kobayashi     working at least once. [03:59] T     One of my 48 maid skills:     perception blocking. [04:02] T     Now I can enter without anyone noticing. SIGN    It's actually magic [04:09] T     There she is, there she is. [04:10] K     Well, thank you for your time. [04:13] K     Goodbye. [04:18] T     What's wrong, Kobayashi-san? [04:21] T     Takiya?! [04:22] K     Well, remember Yamashita-kun's project? [04:25] K     There was a mistake in the product,     and he's in trouble if it's not fixed today. SIGN    Yamashita-kun      Out Sick [04:30] Takiya     Ah. SIGN    Sorry. [04:31] Y     Sorry. [04:32] K     So for now, I'll work on that. [04:35] K     It means I won't be able to help you,     Takiya-kun, but is that okay? [04:40] Takiya     It's fine, it's fine. [04:41] Takiya     Makes sense anyway. [04:42] Takiya     Especially given the circumstances. [04:45] Takiya     But... [04:46] Takiya     Let's go drinking again. [04:48] K     Sure. [04:51] Staff     Hey, can you help me here? [04:53] Staff     I'll be right there. Wait a moment. [04:55] Staff     This schedule's impossible. [04:58] Staff     Can't we adjust it somehow? [05:01] Staff     We'll have to reevaluate this. [05:02] T     Humans may gather together, help each other,     and accomplish many things, [05:03] Staff     Let's check it one more time. [05:07] T     but their civilization could be*     easily destroyed by dragons. [05:11] T     So I think dragons are better. [05:15] Boss     Kobayashi! [05:17] Boss     How's that project coming?! [05:19] K     Oh, not done yet. [05:21] Boss     What are you doing?! You're useless! [05:24] Boss     What did I tell you? [05:26] Boss     I told you get it done right away, didn't I? [05:27] T     Who's this guy? [05:28] Boss     When I say right away, I mean right away! [05:29] Staff     Chief's pushing his work     onto Kobayashi-san again... [05:30] Boss     Are you incapable of prioritizing?! [05:33] Boss     You need to work to earn your paycheck! [05:33] Staff     The chief's project isn't even that vital. [05:37] Boss     Listen! [05:38] Boss     Quit slacking off and get     it finished quickly! [05:41] K     Understood. [05:42] Boss     Hmph! Christ! [05:50] Staff     Stop it! [05:57] T     Serves him right. [05:59] T     That should help Miss Kobayashi— [06:01] T     Huh? [06:04] T     I thought I was blocking perception? [06:06] T     N-No one's found out, right? [06:28] T     Miss Kobayashi sure works hard. [06:31] T     And so many people rely on her, too. [06:37] T     Miss Kobayashi's so cool! [06:40] Boss     Kobayashi! [06:42] Boss     How's that project going?! [06:44] Boss     I haven't received a report on it yet! [06:45] T     This guy again?! [06:47] K     Oh, sorry. I had a lot of things to do. [06:50] Boss     Follow my orders first! [06:52] K     Yamashita-kun's work     is higher on the priority list. [06:55] Boss     Don't talk back to me! [07:02] Boss     Anyway! [07:04] Boss     Show more motivation! [07:05] K     Sorry. [07:07] Boss     Christ! [07:08] Boss     You're useless! [07:12] ---     What? [07:14] Boss     Wh-Who is it?! [07:22] Staff     Chief's having bad luck today, huh? [07:30] Staff     Thanks for your work. SIGN    Jigokumeguri System Engineering (Inc.) SIGN    Takinokuchi Office [07:31] Staff     I'll be leaving now. [07:32] Staff     Thanks for your work. [07:38] T     Now, I should leave before     Miss Kobayashi does... [07:42] K     Tohru. [07:45] K     You're there, right? [07:47] K     Whoa, you really were?! [07:51] T     How did you know? [07:52] K     Huh? [07:54] K     I just had a feeling you were. [07:57] K     Jeez. [07:59] K     I bet it was boring to sneak     a peek at my work, right? [08:02] T     Not at all! [08:05] T     I wanted to know more about you. [08:16] K     I see. [08:21] K     Shall we go home? [08:24] T     Yes! [08:29] Staff     You've been happier lately,     haven't you, Kobayashi-san? [08:36] K     I wonder what I used to be like? [08:43] K     I've already forgotten. [08:50] Staff     I heard the chief got     canned for abusing power. [08:53] Staff     Someone sent the director     a recording of proof. [08:57] Staff     Who did that? [09:02] Teacher     Okay. Now everyone pair up and please     draw a picture of your friend. [09:08] ---     Okay. [09:12] Saikawa     Kanna-san, would you draw me? [09:18] Kanna     Friend. SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already) SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [09:30] T     Asparagus, watercress, new potatoes! [09:34] T     I bought a bunch of vegetables in season! [09:38] T     Since we got them cheaper than planned,     I guess I'll buy some snacks for Kanna. [09:48] T     Mr. Fafnir! [09:52] T     I'm home! [09:54] K     Welcome home. [09:55] T     I was surprised to find you standing there. [09:59] T     Oh, here you go. [10:01] T     What's going on? [10:07] F     I've decided to live in     this world for a while. [10:09] T     Really?! [10:11] T     To be honest, I can't     recommend it that strongly. [10:14] T     Can you live with humans? [10:16] F     If you can do it, then I can do it. [10:20] T     I guess that's true. [10:21] T     Then why don't you stay he— [10:23] T     Oh, I guess you can't. [10:26] T     Do you have any place to stay? [10:29] F     I'll live in some nearby mountain. [10:32] Announcer     Now for today's news. [10:34] Announcer     Last night there were reports of a     monster spotted in the mountains, [10:37] Announcer     and police were dispatched. [10:39] Announcer     The monster was said to     stand 20m at full height. [10:43] F     What? [10:44] F     Don't stand out? [10:46] F     Why do I have to sneak around     and hide from humans? [10:51] F     Maybe I should just destroy them all. [10:53] T     Oh, forget about that stuff. [10:55] T     You'll be living amongst people. [10:58] T     So you have to show some restraint. [11:00] T     Right, I know! [11:04] T     I'll help search for a place     for you to live, Mr. Fafnir. [11:07] K     Huh? [11:08] K     Hey, are you sure, Tohru? [11:10] T     I'll be all right! [11:12] T     Please leave it to me, Mr. Fafnir! [11:14] F     Hmph. I guess I'll see what you can do. [11:19] T     Just the other day I watched Miss Kobayashi     move out, so I understand the process. [11:24] F     Oh? [11:25] T     You create a "family registration"     and a "proof of citizenship," [11:30] T     also a "bank account" and a "personal seal,"     then you show them to a "realtor." [11:34] F     That doesn't make sense. [11:37] T     So, I made them for you myself. [11:42] F     Hold on. [11:43] T     Yes? [11:44] F     Is this me? SIGN    Ooyama Takeshi SIGN    Mysterious Large Creature     20 Meters Tall [11:47] T     Yes. [11:48] T     Your dragon form looked like     an Ooyama Takeshi, so... [11:54] F     You resemble them too much. [11:55] T     Huh? [11:56] F     You're growing too close to humans now. [12:01] F     When you return to your world, [12:03] F     will you be able kill humans? [12:12] T     I don't intend to return to my world. [12:15] T     This is where I belong. [12:21] F     In a century or so, that human     you're attached to will die. [12:26] F     Then... [12:30] T     I'm fine. [12:33] T     The more I treasure these moments     and being here right now, [12:36] T     the sadder I'll be when     that time comes, I'm sure. [12:39] T     But I don't want to call     those feelings regret. [12:48] T     Oh! Green means go. [12:52] F     You think they're worth     speaking so highly of? [12:56] T     I do. [12:59] T     Because Miss Kobayashi is one of them. [13:05] T     Were you worried about me? [13:09] F     I was just curious about what     humans are like in this world. SIGN    Mitani Real Estate SIGN    Oh, if it isn't Kobayashi-san's maid. [13:17] T     Thank you for last time. [13:19] R     So, what's your budget? [13:21] F     Money, huh? [13:27] R     We're not a pawn shop. [13:32] T     Guess that didn't work. [13:34] F     Oh well, I'll steal a fittin— [13:36] T     No, you won't! [13:41] F     I can't believe there's no money exchange. [13:43] F     Shows the limits of this world. [13:45] T     About that... [13:46] T     Are you sure it isn't best for     you to live in your own world? [13:52] T     I'm sure it's hard to live here     without a human you get along with. [14:01] T     There is a human you'd be     all right with, Mr. Fafnir! [14:06] Takiya     Who is it? [14:08] Takiya     Tohru-dono! [14:09] Takiya     Oh, if it isn't Fafnir-dono! [14:13] Takiya     I'm surprised you knew where I lived. [14:16] T     I asked Miss Kobayashi. [14:18] T     So, Mr. Takiya. [14:20] Takiya     What is it? [14:21] Takiya     Actually, would you let Mr. Fafnir     here... stay with you for a while? [14:27] Takiya     Oh, Fafnir-dono? [14:30] T     Y-Yes. [14:31] Takiya     Sure thing. [14:32] T     Huh? You mean it?! [14:34] Takiya     Well, it's a little cramped, but... [14:37] T     You really mean it?! [14:39] T     I know I'm one to talk, but this     dragon's fairly dangerous. [14:44] F     Hey, about last time... [14:46] Takiya     You mean the game? [14:48] F     What others are there? [14:50] T     Well, come on in. [14:52] F     Tell me more about them. [14:53] T     Sure thing. [14:57] T     Was Mr. Fafnir really worried about me? [15:06] Teacher     Yes. Now let's conduct the experiment     according to the chart in your textbooks. [15:10] Student     Yes. [15:12] Kanna     I forgot my text book. Show me yours? [15:16] Saikawa     I-I guess I have to. [15:27] Magician     Now try bending it. SIGN    ESP! Bending spoons [15:29] Magician     You don't need to use any strength. [15:31] Magician     Just bend it with your will. [15:37] T     He didn't bend it with     strength just now, did he? [15:38] Announcer     Incredible! How did it happen?! [15:40] Kanna     Doesn't look like he used magic either. [15:43] T     If I recall, he did something like this... [15:48] T     Oh, not that. SIGN    Bend SIGN    Bend SIGN    Bend SIGN    Snap... SIGN    Bend [15:58] K     Hey! SIGN    Hiss!! [16:00] K     Ah, you've bent them all. [16:03] T     S-Sorry. [16:05] K     What were you trying to do? [16:07] Kanna     Kobayashi! That! That! [16:09] Magician     Now this 100 yen coin will     pass through the cup! [16:10] K     Oh, that's what you were doing. [16:12] K     Is that rare? ESP? [16:15] T     ESP?! [16:17] T     So humans really do have hidden powers?! [16:25] T     I knew Miss Kobayashi wasn't     just an ordinary person! [16:28] Kanna     God! Kobayashi God! [16:30] T     Indeed! [16:31] K     Listen! [16:32] K     These are magic tricks. [16:34] K     Anyone can do them once they learn how. [16:37] T     Anyone? [16:39] T     I've heard of this before. [16:40] T     Humans usually only use about     10% of their brain capacity. [16:45] T     In other words, if humans put their minds to it,     anyone would be able to use super powers. [16:50] T     To be able to when they try.     What crafty, lazy creatures. [16:54] T     I can't forgive humans! [16:56] T     Never! [16:56] K     You're thinking something weird again. [16:59] Kanna     Lady Tohru, this book was     on Kobayashi's shelf. SIGN    You Can Do It, Too! ESP [17:04] T     Well done, Kanna! [17:05] K     Oh, that's a book I bought long ago. [17:07] T     I see. So if you do this,     then power enters your hand. [17:10] K     That's all fiction though. [17:13] T     Training! This book provides good training! [17:17] T     I'm going training! [17:18] K     Tohru's easily influenced, huh? [17:20] T     Miss Kobayashi, come with me! [17:23] K     Well, I'm free, so sure. [17:25] T     Oh, I'll fix your spoons first. [17:27] K     You don't need ESP, Tohru. [17:34] K     Again? How cliche. SIGN    Training 1 Mental Fortification [17:39] T     Will I actually learn how     to do it by doing this? [17:53] K     It doesn't matter if you can do it, does it? [17:56] T     Empty the mind. [17:58] T     Right now, I have no desires. SIGN    Training 2 Meditation [18:01] Kanna     Kobayashi, I'm hungry. [18:03] T     Weakling! [18:06] T     Wha?! [18:09] T     Me, too! [18:11] K     Here. SIGN    Training 3 Clairvoyance [18:17] T     Star! [18:19] Kanna     Wrong. [18:21] T     Miss Kobayashi! Miss     Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi! SIGN    Training 4 Thoughtography [18:24] T     M-Miss Kobayashi?! [18:26] K     That's your horn, right? SIGN    Training 5 Forms SIGN    Training 5 Forms SIGN    Training 6 Sparring [18:41] T     Miss Kobayashi, please look! This is our... [18:46] T     Compilation: Bear Slayer! SIGN    Training Compilation SIGN    Bear Slayer [18:49] K     What do you want to become? [18:56] T     Why?! [19:00] K     Listen, Tohru. [19:02] K     You can do plenty of things humans can't,      so isn't that good enough? [19:08] T     No! [19:09] T     I don't want to lose to humans! [19:12] T     I can't be inferior to them in any way! [19:16] T     Absolutely not! [19:19] T     Absolutely. [19:21] K     I don't think it's like that, Tohru. [19:25] K     I think you actually want     to understand humans, [19:28] K     and that's why you're so desperate     to understand what you can't. [19:37] K     Tohru. [19:38] K     You search for the spoon's center of gravity, [19:42] K     then using the principle     of leverage here, there. [19:53] T     Huh? [19:54] K     Once you understand, it's simple, isn't it? [19:56] K     This is, at least. But there are     some things that aren't that way. [20:01] K     So, Tohru, you should focus on the     things only you can do. [20:11] T     Right. [20:12] T     I understand. [20:19] T     I understand. [20:29] K     Tohru. [20:36] T     Well! [20:37] T     I'm going to show you a     power only I can use! [20:42] T     Please watch, Miss Kobayashi! [20:44] K     But don't break anything, okay? [20:47] T     Then there's not much I can do. [20:50] K     Are you the avatar of destruction? [20:51] Kanna     I can produce electricity. SIGN    Magic Show of the Century [20:57] Announcer     Now, the beautiful lady has     entered the box. Please watch. [21:01] Announcer     This is the super magic     of instant teleportation! [21:03] T     This! [21:06] Announcer     Now, it's the moment of the century. [21:15] Announcer     What?! Huh? Wha? A maid? [21:17] Announcer     A maid has appeared from the box! [21:19] Announcer     This isn't what we planned? Huh? [21:26] Kids     Hey, hey, give me a big helping! SIGN    Milk [21:28] Saikawa     Sweet and sour pork with pineapples? [21:32] Saikawa     I hate this. [21:39] Saikawa     C-Cute! [21:42] Kanna     We're likely to have     leftovers, so here's extra. [21:47] Sai     Extra?! SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] T     Miss Kobayashi, I learned new magic! [23:28] K     Wow. [23:29] T     Please take a look at this coin on a string. [23:31] K     Okay. [23:32] T     You will fall deeper and deeper in     love with Tohru! In love with Tohru! SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited) [23:36] K     That's not magic. E6 - Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san, Kanna-san. [00:09] Saikawa     Want to come play at my place next time? [00:11] Kanna     Your place? [00:14] Kanna     Is it fun? [00:15] S     It's fun! [00:16] S     I have lots of games and snacks. [00:18] S     Plus we have our own maid, too! [00:21] Kanna     Maid? [00:22] S     You could bring your maid with you, as well. [00:25] S     You know, the one who     joined us for dodgeball. [00:28] S     When I talked about that,     our maid said she'd love to meet her. [00:32] S     She wants to have a chance     to discuss being a maid. [00:34] S     So it's okay, right, Kanna-san? [00:36] Kanna     All right. [02:13] Tohru     This is the place? [02:15] Tohru     The reckless person who dares     challenge me as a maid lives here? [02:19] Tohru     I'll crush her! [02:20] K     Why am I here, too? [02:22] Kanna     Because you know a lot about maids. [02:25] S     Welcome! Welcome! Kanna-san! [02:27] S     And your maid, and... Uh... [02:31] Kanna     This is Kobayashi. She's my guardian. [02:34] S     Oh, hello, Kanna-san's mother. [02:36] K     Moth—?! [02:37] K     Do I look that old? [02:40] T     Don't worry, Miss Kobayashi! [02:42] T     Compared to me,     all humans are practically babies. [02:45] Georgie     Young Lady, I believe introductions are due. [02:48] S     Oh, right. [02:50] S     Let me introduce you. [02:51] S     This is our family's maid. [02:53] Georgie     It's a pleasure to meet you. [02:56] Georgie     I am Georgie, and I serve      this family as their maid. SIGN    Georgie [03:00] T     You don't seem to be dressed     like much of a maid. [03:05] T     There's no black and white, for a start. [03:06] K     No, there actually isn't a set uniform     for maids in the first place. [03:11] K     As their role as servants grew larger     over a long period of history, [03:15] K     their outfits evolved     into what we know today. [03:18] Georgie     Yes. [03:19] Georgie     This maid outfit is as one     created with a young girl's [03:22] Georgie     wages after entering the service. [03:24] Georgie     I'm humbled by your discerning eye. [03:27] K     In other words... [03:28] G     You and I are... [03:30] Both     Comrades! [03:31] T     Huh?! Miss Kobayashi, please don't     be swayed by this strange maid! [03:37] G     You must be Tohru-san. [03:39] G     I've heard the rumors about     you in the shopping district. [03:41] G     I've wanted to discuss maids     with you for a while. [03:46] K     That's great! [03:48] G     This way please! [03:49] T     Huh?! [03:51] T     Oh, but this is the first time Miss Kobayashi's     pulled me along so purposefully. [03:58] S     Well, Kanna-san, do you     want to play in my room? [04:02] Kanna     Yup. [04:08] S     Wh-What should we play? [04:11] Kanna     What's that? [04:13] S     Oh, this is Twister. For kids. [04:17] Kanna     I want to try. [04:19] S     Sure, let's give it a go. [04:22] Game     Player one, left hand, yellow. [04:24] S     So you follow the directions and place     your hands and feet on the proper colors. [04:28] Game     Player two, right hand, blue. [04:30] S     Your turn, Kanna-san. [04:31] Kanna     Mm. [04:33] Game     Player one, left foot, red. [04:35] S     Oh, o-okay, red. [04:38] Game     Player two, right hand, blue. [04:40] Kanna     Blue. [04:41] Game     Right foot, red. [04:43] ---     Red. [04:45] Game     Left foot... [04:46] Kanna     Green. [04:47] S     Ah, K-Kanna-san's so... [04:50] S     soft! [04:54] Kanna     I want to play a video game. [04:56] S     I-I have plenty of video games. [04:59] Kanna     A fun one. [05:00] S     A fun one, huh? [05:04] K     What a nice smell. [05:06] K     Is it first flush? [05:08] Georgie     Impressive. [05:10] Georgie     I did manage to acquire some     first flush Darjeeling. [05:13] T     Oh! I know about that!     It's a good, fresh tea, right? [05:17] T     I know that much! [05:19] K     Oh, this is an antique cup! [05:22] K     Is it from the Victorian era? [05:24] Georgie     Yes, I picked it up from a flea market. [05:27] K     Georgie-san, what led you to like maids? [05:30] G     At first it was a picture book. [05:31] G     It was a story of a young     lady becoming a maid... [05:33] K     I read that, too! [05:35] G     You, too, Kobayashi-san? [05:37] K     They were professionals     entrusted with the house! [05:40] G     Their pride and dignified     figures moved my heart! [05:43] K     Changing clothes between     morning and afternoon... [05:45] G     Always paying attention to their     appearance even when busy with work! [05:49] K     Their beautiful deportment! [05:51] S     How about this game? SIGN    Riko [05:53] Kanna     Mm. [05:54] S     Okay. [05:57] S     Here. [05:58] Kanna     Sit there. [05:59] S     Huh? Oh, sure. [06:02] S     Here, right? [06:03] S     Okay. [06:04] S     Wait, huh? [06:06] Kanna     This spot's most comfortable. [06:10] S     I-I-I'm so happy! [06:13] Kanna     Saikawa, that's too tight. [06:14] S     Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it... [06:18] Kanna     Hey, Saikawa. [06:20] S     Yes? [06:21] Kanna     Do you think I'm getting along     with the kids in our class? [06:24] S     Well, of course you are. [06:27] S     You can do everything,     and everyone praises you. [06:31] Kanna     It feels different to me though. [06:33] Kanna     I can't explain it well, [06:35] Kanna     but I want something like what     Kobayashi and Tohru share. [06:41] S     Kanna-san... [06:42] S     I like you a lot, Kanna-san. [06:45] S     I want to be even closer to you. [06:47] S     Frankly, I'd love to marry you. [06:51] Kanna     Then... [06:53] Kanna     Let's be even closer, okay? [06:56] S     U-Uh, um, I need to prepare my heart. [07:00] Kanna     Saikawa... [07:02] Tohru     I can't take it! [07:04] K     Don't run! [07:05] Georgie     Join us in discussing maids! [07:09] T     Save me, Kanna! [07:10] Kanna     Mm. [07:11] S     Huh? [07:19] K     So Georgie-san is Saikawa-san's     older sister, huh? [07:23] K     I guess she goes by the nickname Georgie     when disguising herself as a maid. [07:27] T     So she wasn't a maid, but a maid fanatic. [07:32] Saikawa     Back then... [07:34] Saikawa     What was Kanna-san about to do to me? [07:41] Kanna     I wanted to... [07:50] K     Hmm, it's raining a lot. [07:54] T     Understood! [07:56] K     Wait, wait, wait! [08:03] K     You decided to move from your world to ours? [08:06] Lucoa     Yeah. [08:08] K     Why would you do that? [08:09] L     Lately I've been hanging     out with you more often, [08:13] L     and being here's a little more convenient, y'know? [08:15] L     Plus it's closer. [08:17] K     Huh? To what? [08:19] Lucoa     I'm living at someone else's house,     just like Tohru. [08:23] Lucoa     Do you want to stop by? [08:26] K     Sure, but are you sure it's okay? [08:28] L     Yeah. I want to clear up     the misunderstanding, too. [08:30] K     Misunderstanding? [08:31] L     Actually, that's partly why I     decided to live in this world... [08:38] L     It happened one day while I     was on my way home from here. [08:43] (Flashback) L     Huh? [08:44] (Flashback) L     Is someone performing a ritual nearby? [08:46] (Flashback) L     Hmm? A child? [08:51] (Flashback) L     Guess I'll go see. [09:00] T     You let yourself be summoned by a ritual     some kid did because they were curious? [09:04] T     And you agreed to be their servant? [09:07] L     Well, what's wrong with that? [09:08] L     It seems they're from a     family line of mages. [09:11] L     They accepted me pretty easily. [09:13] K     So the misunderstanding you     want to clear up is...? [09:16] L     They think I'm a demon. [09:19] L     Do you think you could talk     some sense into them? [09:23] L     Ah, we're here. [09:25] L     This is Shouta's house. [09:28] L     Come on, come in. [09:29] K     Huh? It's okay? [09:31] L     No one's around at this hour. [09:33] L     I'm using one of the rooms upstairs,     so we can relax in there. [09:37] L     Tea's all I can offer you though. [09:41] K     Okay. [09:42] L     What? [09:43] K     First, there's something I'd like to ask. [09:45] L     Hmm? [09:46] K     What are you, Lucoa-san? [09:48] L     What do you mean? [09:49] K     Well, I thought you were a     dragon like Tohru, but... [09:54] Lucoa     Oh right, I didn't tell you. [09:57] Lucoa     I guess I'm what you'd     classify as an ex-goddess. [10:02] K     Ex? [10:03] Tohru     Her colleague served her cursed liquor,     and then while she was drunk— [10:07] K     Oh, you mentioned that before. [10:10] Tohru     Because of that, she was driven     from her seat as goddess. [10:13] K     Then you might as well be a demon. [10:15] L     Well, I'm still responsible for     spreading civilization far and wide, [10:20] L     so it's hard to call myself a demon. SIGN    Ex-Goddess [10:22] L     Which is why I prefer "ex-goddess,"     "feathered serpent," or "Venusian." SIGN    Feathered Serpent SIGN    Venusian [10:27] K     How do you get Venusian? [10:31] K     Oh, someone's home. [10:33] Lucoa     Shouta, the one who summoned me. [10:38] T     He seems really fidgety. SIGN    Magatsuchi Shouta [10:41] L     He's always like that when I'm home. [10:44] K     Well, when he's with an older woman     whose body is an agitator of lust... [10:49] L     That's why I've tried sleeping with him and     bathing with him to make him less nervous, [10:56] L     but none of it has worked. [11:02] Shouta     She invited people here! [11:03] L     Welcome home, Shouta! [11:05] L     A-A familiar can't be acting on their own! [11:09] L     Y-You demon! [11:10] L     Are you planning to gather your     allies and take over our home?! [11:13] K     Looks like he wants to appear strong. [11:16] L     So cute, isn't he? SIGN    Ba-dump [11:20] L     Sorry, Shouta. [11:23] Shouta     A-As long as you understand! [11:24] L     I called these two here today to     help you properly understand me. [11:31] Shouta     What do you mean? [11:33] L     I'm not actually a demon. I'm a dragon. [11:36] Shouta     Huh? But I used a demon summoning circle... [11:39] L     I thought it might be dangerous [11:41] L     if a fiendish demon appeared     in that summoning circle, [11:45] L     so I answered the call first. [11:47] Shouta     N-No way... [11:49] Shouta     But it can't be possible for me to     summon a dragon with my magic power. [11:53] Shouta     Y-You're just bluffing to make yourself     seem more powerful, aren't you?! [11:56] Shouta     You won't fool me, demon! [11:59] L     You see? It's like this every time. [12:02] K     I see. [12:03] Tohru     Shouta. [12:04] Shouta     Yes? [12:05] T     Apparently you're from a family of mages,     but why did you perform that summoning ritual? [12:10] Shouta     W-Well... Because I wanted to be     accepted as a full-fledged mage. [12:17] Shouta     In this world mages are living quiet lives,     but one day we'll return to our original world. [12:24] Shouta     My father's maintained our power [12:26] Shouta     for the sake of that day,     and worked hard to pass it down to me. [12:30] Shouta     So I want to hurry up and... [12:32] K     Hmm, so you summoned Lucoa-san in     order to prove your own power? [12:38] K     I kind of feel bad for Lucoa-san then. [12:43] Shouta     Now that you mention it... [12:46] K     Even if she were a demon, [12:47] K     it would cause trouble for her to     be summoned when she wasn't needed. [12:50] K     Even after summoning her, [12:52] K     you can't take her with     you to elementary school, [12:54] K     so there's no point in her     staying in this home. [12:55] Shouta     Everything you say is right. [12:58] L     Hey... [12:58] Shouta     Well, Lucoa, I'm sorry. [13:00] L     Isn't this implying I should leave? [13:03] L     No, I don't want to go home! [13:06] Shouta     You don't? [13:08] T     But you can't just stay     here doing nothing, right? [13:11] T     Even I'm working as a splendid     maid to help Miss Kobayashi. [13:16] K     Huh? You are? [13:17] T     That's mean! [13:18] Shouta     My mother handles all the housework. [13:23] L     In other words, you're saying I need to do     something for Shouta in order to stay here? [13:29] L     How about more gold than you can ever use? [13:32] Shouta     Don't need it, because Father can use alchemy. [13:35] L     I could teach you agricultural technology? [13:38] Shouta     I don't want to be a farmer. [13:40] L     How about strong charisma? [13:43] Shouta     That would just cause more     problems if I had it now. [13:46] L     Then how about vast magical power? [13:49] Shouta     Hmm, that's kind of appealing. [13:52] L     Then it's settled. [13:54] Shouta     But I don't need it. [13:55] L     Huh? Why not? [13:56] Shouta     I don't think there's much point if you     don't work hard to earn that for yourself. [14:00] L     Huh?! SIGN    Useless [14:02] K     Shouta-kun's level-headed. [14:05] T     Miss Lucoa, I don't think     you'll be much help to him. [14:08] L     Then this is all I have left... [14:12] L     My body. [14:14] Shouta     You really are a demonic succubus! [14:17] L     Huh? Huh?! [14:19] T     You tied your own noose. [14:24] K     Man, it's novel seeing     Lucoa-san getting flustered. [14:29] T     At this rate she'll be treated     as a succubus for a while. [14:33] K     By the way, Tohru. [14:35] T     Yes, yes? [14:35] K     I've noticed something really     bad about that house. [14:39] T     Huh? What is it? [14:40] T     From what I could see,     it was just an ordinary home. [14:44] K     Well, Shouta-kun's father... [14:47] K     I found out from the pictures of him, but... SIGN    To Shouta Welcome home! I'll be home after I hit the store, so wait for me! From Mama [14:50] K     I think he's my company's director. [14:52] T     Wow, small world! [14:57] L     Shouta! [14:59] S     Stay out! [15:00] L     Come on, I'm not a demon. Look closer! [15:03] Shouta     Go away, demon! [15:05] L     You need to look! [15:06] Shouta     Don't come near me! [15:14] T     It's still pouring outside. [15:17] T     Well, it is the rainy season. [15:20] K     Let's hang this. [15:24] T     What is that? [15:26] ---     A teruterubouzu. [15:27] Kanna     A teruterubouzu? [15:30] T     Will something like that     really make it clear up? [15:33] K     Well, eventually. SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited) [15:48] Takiya     Well, Kobayashi-san, see you later. [15:50] K     Thanks for today. [15:53] K     Guess I should head home, too. [15:55] K     I'm hungry anyway. [15:59] T     Looks like you didn't work overtime today. [16:02] T     I'm happy you came home early! [16:05] K     I come home when I can. [16:07] K     Takiya-kun went home at     the regular time, too. [16:09] T     Takiya... [16:10] K     I wonder if Takiya-kun and Fafnir-san     are getting along well. [16:15] T     Now that you mention it,      I haven't seen him lately. [16:18] Kanna     I saw him today. [16:19] K     Huh? Where? [16:21] Kanna     On the way home from school, in the park. [16:24] Kanna     He was jumping in circles over and over, [16:26] Kanna     mumbling something. [16:29] T     That cursed dragon,     what on earth is he doing? [16:33] K     What is he up to? [16:36] Takiya     Kings! [16:37] F     Rule. [16:37] Taki     Citizens! [16:38] F     Suck. [16:39] T     Nyami-nyami. [16:40] F     Rules. [16:41] Both     Kaboom! [16:44] Takiya     Nice! [16:45] Takiya     You're doing great! [16:47] Takiya     You've improved a whole lot, Faf-kun! [16:50] F     Who's Faf-kun? [16:52] Takiya     Oh, you don't like it? [16:55] Takiya     My apologies then. [16:58] Takiya     So, now you're all set for the call     and respond part of tomorrow's event! [17:02] F     And I can obtain a limited edition     item at that event, right? [17:06] Takiya     That's right. [17:08] Takiya     Today we're having curry. [17:10] F     Mild? [17:11] Takiya     That's right. [17:14] Takiya     Thanks for the meal. [17:16] Takiya     Now... [17:19] F     I won't lose today. [17:22] F     Damn traps! [17:23] Takiya     What did you just hide? [17:25] F     You idiot, you can't go that way! [17:27] Takiya     Got the weapon! [17:29] Fafnir     Urk, I fainted. [17:31] Takiya     Victory's mine. [17:33] F     I know. [17:36] F     I won't lose next time. [17:38] Takiya     Bring it on. [17:48] Takiya     Fafnir-dono, there's a game I'd     like you to try playing for a bit. [17:52] F     The game you're selling at Comiket again? [17:54] Takiya     That's right. [17:56] Takiya     I'm at about the 80% mark. [17:59] F     Where's that? [18:00] Taki     About here. [18:09] F     Can't you add anything to this part? [18:11] Takiya     Ah, that part does need something, doesn't it? [18:20] Takiya     Fafnir-dono, how many hours     a day are you logged in? [18:25] F     Roughly 21. [18:27] Takiya     What level are you at right now? [18:29] F     280. [18:30] F     I've cleared all the limited     time events, so I'm free now. [18:33] Takiya     You're on the fast-track     to gaming addiction, huh? SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz Crystalite: He's here almost all the time, isn't he? SIGN    Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz Crystalite: He's here almost all the time, isn't he? Crystalite: Hard to believe he's human! SIGN    Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. SIGN    Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you. SIGN    Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you. Nayuta-san: As expected, Ooyama-san! SIGN    Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you. Nayuta-san: As expected, Ooyama-san! ChronosT: His roleplaying's crazy. [18:54] Takiya     Oh, right, Fafnir-dono. [18:56] F     What? [18:58] Takiya     Today I bought some hair conditioner     on my way home from work. [19:02] F     And that will help with my hair? [19:04] Takiya     Yes. [19:16] Takiya     Another all-nighter today? [19:19] Takiya     Well, I'm out. [19:20] Takiya     Good night, Fafnir-dono. [19:28] Takiya     Fafnir-dono, good morning. [19:32] Takiya     This morning we have natto and rice. [19:34] F     Mild? [19:36] Takiya     This doesn't work that way. [19:43] Kanna     Rain, rain, rain... [19:47] T     Kanna's really happy about     her new umbrella, huh? [19:50] K     Yeah. [19:55] K     What are you doing? [19:56] T     Don't you know, Miss Kobayashi? [19:58] T     It's called sharing a lover's umbrella. [20:00] K     No, I know that. [20:02] K     But you have your own umbrella, don't you? [20:05] T     I prefer this. [20:17] K     Oh. [20:20] K     Looks like they're getting along well. [20:23] T     I shouldn't say this after recommending them     for each other, but Mr. Takiya's incredible. [20:28] T     Being able to live with Mr. Fafnir. [20:34] Fafnir     Humans are either hits or misses. [20:37] Fafnir     The misses make themselves known quickly,     but it takes time to know if you've found a hit. [20:41] Fafnir     And spending that much time on     every person is bothersome. [20:46] Fafnir     As far as I'm concerned, [20:48] Fafnir     the misses that trespass on my home     to steal my treasure are better. [20:53] Takiya     Sorry for the wait. [20:55] F     However... [20:56] Takiya     I can't wait for the event, Faf-ku—ah! [21:01] F     I don't mind. [21:01] Takiya     Huh? [21:02] F     You're a hit. [21:04] Takiya     Faf... [21:05] F     Let's hurry. [21:06] Takiya     Oh, yes! [21:24] Tohru     The teruterubouzu aren't working at all. [21:27] K     Yeah, it's still raining. [21:30] Kanna     I love the rain. [21:40] K     True. [21:43] K     Rain's not so bad. SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] Shouta     Lucoa, you're forbidden from     approaching me naked from now on! [23:29] Shouta     That's an order! [23:30] Lucoa     But my clothes are my scales,     so I'm always naked. SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine [23:34] Shouta     G-Get away from me you pervert! SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly) E7 - Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] T     Oh, so this is the beach in this world! [00:09] T     With all these people here, [00:10] T     it's tempting to just mow them all down      at once, isn't it, Miss Kobayashi? [00:13] K     Don't do it. [00:14] Kanna     The ocean here's salty? [00:16] K     It is. [00:17] Kanna     That's the same, then. [00:18] Lucoa     The best thing about swimsuits     is that you can boldly show off more flesh. [00:22] K     No, that's out. [00:24] L     Really? [00:26] L     What do you think, Shouta? [00:28] S     I-I don't know where to look... [00:32] S     This is reassuring. [00:33] K     That doesn't make me happy to hear at all. [00:36] Security     Excuse me, ma'am. [00:37] L     Yes? [00:38] Security     Could you come with me?     Your swimsuit is too skimpy. [00:40] L     Huh? Um, hey! [00:42] K     Well, that's to be expected. [02:17] L     I'm finally back. [02:19] K     You brought a spare swimsuit? [02:21] Lucoa     It's my scales. [02:23] K     Oh, that works for your swimsuits, too? [02:26] T     Yes, we looked them up on the internet! [02:29] T     Nice, aren't they? [02:29] K     I'm more envious of what's     filling out that swimsuit though. [02:32] Kanna     I want to play now. [02:34] T     Right, let's go play! [02:37] T     Miss Kobayashi, what will you do? [02:38] K     Hmm, nothing much. [02:41] T     What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi? [02:43] T     You haven't been very excited all day. [02:45] K     To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the beach. [02:48] Both     Huh?! [02:49] L     That's too honest. [02:51] K     Well, it's hot, you get sunburned,      and sand is annoying. [02:54] Shouta     Same for me. [02:55] Shouta     I prefer the indoors. [02:57] T     Then why did you come with us today? [03:00] K     Well... [03:02] K     Because I don't have much     else to do this summer. [03:04] K     My manager asked me to look     after Shouta-kun, too, [03:08] K     so I figured going with     everyone would be better. [03:11] T     Oh, I know what's going on here! [03:13] T     That tsundere thing, right?! [03:14] K     Completely different. [03:15] Kanna     I want to play now. [03:17] T     Oh, right. [03:19] T     Then, uh... [03:22] T     First, let's put on sunscreen! [03:24] T     What an inferior species, [03:25] T     having skin that gets damaged if you     don't coat yourselves in such a thing. [03:29] T     Now, here I go, Miss Kobayashi! [03:31] K     Do anything weird and you're fired. [03:33] T     Yes. [03:34] L     Well, Shouta, could you? [03:37] L     There. Go ahead. [03:40] L     Come on. [03:45] S     I-I can't! [03:47] L     I see. [03:48] L     Switch, then. [03:58] L     Well, Shouta? [04:00] S     W-Well what? [04:02] L     Am I coating you right? [04:04] S     You really are a demon, aren't you? [04:06] L     Huh?! [04:08] S     Why are you trying to seduce me?! [04:12] T     Miss Lucoa, why don't you     just try being a demon? [04:16] Kanna     I want to play now. [04:17] T     Next is watermelon splitting. [04:19] Kanna     I'm in. [04:20] T     Further right! [04:22] L     Ah, you went too far. A little left! [04:25] T     Yes, yes, now just go straight. [04:27] T     Okay, stop. [04:34] Kanna     Yay. [04:35] T     Impressive, Kanna! [04:37] T     You obliterated every last trace of it. [04:39] K     Yeah, oh well. [04:41] Kanna     I want to swim! [04:42] T     Sure, let's go! [04:44] K     Don't go too far out. [04:47] T     Why not? [04:48] K     It's dangerous. [04:50] T     Oh, you're right.     He is scary, that Leviathan. [04:54] T     That one time I was nearly     killed really was a disaster. [04:58] K     What did you do? [04:59] T     I saw him from behind and mistook him     for Rahab when calling out to him. [05:02] (Flashback) Lev     Why you! I'll kill you! [05:04] K     Well, no, it's because no one can     help you if you start to drown. [05:07] T     Oh yeah, you humans can't     breathe under water, can you? [05:10] T     What an inferior species. [05:12] K     You can, Tohru? [05:14] T     I can. Swimming to my heart's     content feels really good. [05:17] K     Does she have gills or something? [05:19] Kanna     Lady Tohru, let's race to there. [05:22] T     You're on. [05:24] T     Miss Kobayashi,      please give us the signal! [05:27] K     Sure. [05:28] K     On your marks, [05:30] K     ready, [05:31] K     go! [05:32] K     Ah, I forgot to tell them to hold back. [05:38] T     Not bad, Kanna. [05:40] Kanna     Impressive, Lady Tohru. [05:41] T     First! [05:45] K     You went overboard. [05:46] Both     I'm sorry. [05:49] K     Well, I guess it's time for lunch. [05:54] Both     Okay! SIGN    Ocean SIGN    Beach Hut SIGN    Food Shaved Ice [05:58] All     Thanks for the meal! [06:01] Kanna     What's next? [06:02] T     Well... Miss Kobayashi...? [06:06] T     What's wrong, Miss Kobayashi? [06:09] K     Nothing. I just noticed that old man     hasn't changed much since back then. SIGN    Strawberry Melon Lemon Blue Hawaii [06:14] T     Back then? [06:14] K     Yeah. When I was still a kid,     I came here with my family. [06:21] T     Family... [06:23] (Flashback) Father     Kill them! Kill them! Kill them! [06:27] K     What's the matter? [06:31] T     Nothing. [06:34] T     Miss Kobayashi? [06:36] K     Hmm? [06:37] T     Could you tell me more about your family? [06:42] K     Huh? [06:44] T     Please? [06:46] K     Well... [06:49] K     I think it was a normal family. [06:51] K     I was raised normally. [06:54] K     They had me go to college. [06:57] K     After that, I left home to work. [07:00] K     Every now and then I talk to my parents     on the phone to tell them how I'm doing. [07:05] K     Oh, I haven't seen them in a while. [07:11] T     That's a normal human family? [07:14] K     Probably. [07:15] T     Then why did Miss Kobayashi     accept a dragon like me? [07:21] T     Why would someone born     and raised normally... [07:25] T     Why? [07:27] T     Does that mean... [07:29] T     the humans of this world     could accept dragons? [07:33] (Flashback) Father     Kill them! Humans are evil! Kill them all! [07:38] K     What's wrong, Tohru? [07:43] T     Oh, it's nothing. [07:46] T     It's just, well... [07:53] T     I'm feeling listless. [07:58] K     Tohru. [08:00] K     Can I ride you? [08:19] K     This really is incredible. [08:21] T     It's been a while, so I'm excited! [08:27] K     Hup. [08:33] K     Tohru, aren't you homesick? [08:37] T     That's not the case. [08:39] K     But I feel like seeing my parents     after what we just talked about. [08:44] T     Every now and then I would     like to see my parents. [08:48] T     But it's all right. [08:50] K     Really? [08:51] K     Then what's bugging you? [08:54] T     I thought about introducing     you to my parents. [08:59] K     You should. [09:01] T     I can't. [09:02] K     Why not? [09:04] T     Because I'm sure they'd kill you. [09:08] K     That sounds violent, but I guess that's      common sense in your world, huh. [09:13] T     It is. [09:15] T     From my parent's point of view, [09:17] T     I'm definitely the weird one,     not common sense. [09:21] T     It's sad. [09:26] K     Talking to Tohru about things like     this is kind of heavy. And sad. [09:33] K     It drives home the difference     between "understanding words" [09:37] K     and "understanding each other". [09:39] K     It makes me realize we've lived     in vastly different worlds. [09:44] K     But maybe that's all the more reason I want     to cherish this time we have together. [09:52] K     I think that means you've     become independent. [09:56] T     Independent? [09:57] K     Yeah. You've developed your     own unique set of values. [10:01] T     You mean I've become an adult? [10:04] K     Who knows? [10:06] K     I'm not sure. [10:07] K     Most people don't try to become adults,     they just can't stay children any longer. [10:14] T     Oh, you've hooked something, Miss Kobayashi. [10:22] K     Tiny. [10:29] K     Shall we head back? [10:30] T     Yes. [10:44] Both     Dragon fireworks? [10:46] K     Yeah. I won them in a lottery     at the shopping district. [11:02] Kanna     That's it? [11:03] K     Yeah. [11:04] Both     Huh?! [11:05] T     A real dragon is way better than that! [11:20] Kanna     Impressive, Lady Tohru! SIGN    See, see! How's that, Miss Kobayashi?! [11:22] T     Shee, shee! How'f thah, Mih Chofahashi?! [11:25] K     I can't understand anything you're saying. SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly) [11:39] T     What on Earth is this?! [11:41] K     The admission line for Comiket. [11:43] T     So we're supposed to provide     cover for Takiya here? [11:47] K     Not cover. Help. [11:49] K     Apparently two of his sellers     suddenly collapsed. [11:51] T     Leave it to me! [11:53] T     With my power, it will be easy     to exterminate them all. [11:55] K     Don't. [11:56] T     By the way, was leaving     Kanna behind a good idea? [11:59] K     There's a lot here that     can't be shown to children. [12:05] Takiya     Man, thanks, you two! [12:07] Takiya     You're a lifesaver! [12:08] K     I owe you quite a bit anyway. [12:11] T     You didn't ask Mr. Fafnir? SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine SIGN    Bullet Hell Games [12:14] Takiya     Oh, he's participating as a circle. SIGN    Curse Anthology [12:17] K     Huh?! [12:18] T     Participating as a circle? [12:20] Takiya     A circle's a group of people like us,     who sell things they made to other fans. [12:25] T     I see. So why did Mr. Fafnir do that? [12:29] Takiya     I recommended all kinds     of anime and games to him, [12:32] Takiya     and at some point he started drawing his own. [12:35] T     He's totally enjoying this world, isn't he? [12:37] Takiya     Well, Kobayashi-san,     if you could handle sales, [12:39] Takiya     and Tohru-chan, if you could     manage the line please. [12:42] K     Sure thing. [12:44] T     Hmph. All right then. [12:47] Announce     As of this moment,      the third day of Comic Market has begun. [12:59] T     Wh-What's this? [13:01] Staff     Please don't run. [13:04] Staff     Please don't run. [13:05] T     Everyone's just barely on the verge of running! SIGN    Desires [13:09] T     Something powerful is holding     back their selfish impulses! [13:13] T     What in the world?! SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine [13:15] Participant     The new one, please. [13:16] K     That's 1,000 yen. SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine [13:17] K     Here, thank you very much. [13:19] Participant     The new one and the previous one, please. SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine WA-91      End of Line [13:21] T     The end of the line for     Water Dragon Shrine starts here! [13:24] T     I'm sorry, please group closer together. [13:30] T     Hmm, for tens of thousands of     individuals to be able take such [13:35] T     unified action without any     prior exercises or training... [13:38] T     Something powerful must be influencing them. [13:41] Participant     Um, excuse me. [13:43] T     Yes? [13:44] Participant     Are you a cosplayer? [13:46] T     No, I'm not. [13:47] Participant     Oh, I see. I'm sorry. [13:50] Participant     I thought you were a cosplayer from abroad. [13:52] T     I'm a real maid! [13:55] Participant     Oh, I get it. [13:57] Participant     You're in character. [13:58] Participant     Wonderful. [13:59] T     No, I'm the real thing! [14:01] Participant     I understand your policy. [14:03] Participant     If you don't mind, could I please     take your picture later? [14:07] T     I told you, I'm real! [14:12] T     The end of line starts here! [14:16] T     What incredible heat. [14:18] T     It feels like I'm in a fire drake's stomach. [14:22] Clerk     Thank you very much! [14:23] T     I can't believe it's this bad. [14:26] T     Comiket is not to be underestimated. [14:29] T     Still, [14:31] T     what in the world could be attracting this     many people and keeping them all in check? [14:37] T     I don't get it. [14:38] Takiya     Tohru-chan! [14:40] Takiya     Hey, thanks for your help. [14:42] Takiya     Time to switch. [14:43] T     I've been waiting for this! SIGN    Summer Homework, Science     Please select one of the following.     1) Sunflower Observation     2) Bug Collecting     3) Daily Weather     4) Electric Circuits     Sunflower Observation:     Observe the growth of a sunflower every day!     Bug Collecting: Catch bugs near convenience     stores, parks, or nearby plazas!     Paste the bugs you've gathered! [14:52] Kanna     Bug collecting... [15:01] ---     Crunchy... SIGN    Grasshopper Moist SIGN    Butterfly Flaky SIGN    Cicada Crunchy SIGN    Where did you find it? SIGN    Let's Stick the Bugs We Found Here! [15:10] T     Uh, I think it's around this area... [15:13] K     What are you looking for? [15:14] T     Mr. Fafnir. [15:16] T     I figured I'd stop by since I'm on my break. [15:23] Fafnir     Say nothing. [15:25] Fafnir     I'll kill you. [15:26] T     You're the one who looks dead, Mr. Fafnir. [15:29] K     Well, that's what it's     like for first-timers. [15:32] T     Can I have a look at your book? [15:34] Fafnir     Hmph, help yourself. SIGN    Curse Anthology [15:37] T     Curse Anthology. [15:41] T     Th-These are... [15:43] T     You've printed real, effective curses! [15:46] T     Even how to inflict them... [15:48] T     You could curse someone to     death if you read this! [15:50] K     Hey, hey! [15:51] T     Only 1,000 yen?! That's cheap! [15:53] T     This is a bargain! [15:55] K     Wait, it's way too dangerous     to be selling that to others! [16:01] T     Still, there are a lot of cosplayers here. [16:05] T     There are a lot of humans dressed     up like the races from my world. [16:10] K     They're having fun pretending to be     characters from anime and manga. [16:14] K     You're practically the same, too, Tohru. [16:16] T     I am a proper maid! [16:18] T     No matter how you look at me,     I'm your loyal sex slave! [16:21] K     That's not a maid. [16:24] T     Hmm? [16:25] K     What is it? [16:27] T     The sahuagin, goblin, and witch over there... [16:30] K     Oh, I wonder what they're from. [16:32] T     They're real. [16:33] K     Huh? [16:34] T     Those three are real non-humans. [16:37] K     Huh?! [16:38] T     Excuse me! [16:40] T     You're from the other world, right? [16:42] Sahagin     Oh? You, too? [16:44] T     Yes. What are you doing here today? [16:47] Witch     I came to spread my wings. [16:50] Goblin     I normally live disguised as a human, [16:53] Goblin     but coming to events like this     lets me enjoy time in my real form. [16:57] T     I see. [16:59] Sahagin     Why not take the chance to     enjoy your real form, too? [17:04] T     Oh, that's impossible. [17:06] T     I'm a dragon. [17:09] Sahagin     A dragon?! [17:10] T     Yes. [17:10] Witch     That damn monster?! [17:12] T     Yes? [17:13] Goblin     The one that could eat us all?! [17:15] T     Huh?! [17:16] Three     Run! [17:18] Staff     Please don't run! [17:19] K     Dragons must be doing some crazy things. [17:21] T     They're wrong. [17:23] K     Oh? [17:23] T     When dragons get hungry, we     only eat as much as necessary... [17:27] T     And in the end, this world     is the survival of the fittest, so... [17:29] K     You're not denying it, just giving     supplementary explanation? [17:32] Staff     You there! [17:33] Staff     Come with me! [17:35] Staff     Your outfit's out! [17:36] ---     Huh? I, um... [17:37] Staff     Did you not read the participant guide?! [17:38] T     I guess Miss Lucoa came, too. [17:40] ---     Wait... [17:41] K     She never learns. [17:43] T     Now that I look closer,     there's a lot more. [17:46] T     Beings in their original form, that is. [17:48] K     That many? [17:49] T     Yes. [17:50] T     Those with great presence have left records of     their stays in this world on different levels, [17:57] T     like Mr. Fafnir and Miss Lucoa. [18:11] T     Uh, umm... [18:20] T     I'd like to return to my real form... [18:23] T     for a little bit. [18:33] K     As long as you keep it where     it won't cause trouble, you can. [18:41] T     Sorry for the wait! [18:45] K     Oh, can I take your picture? [18:49] T     Yes! [18:52] Participant     Excuse me, can I take one, too? [18:55] T     Huh? [18:55] Participant     Oh, me, too! [18:56] T     Huh?! [19:00] Participant     Excuse me, can I get your     eyes over here please? [19:02] Participant     Over here, too, please! [19:03] K     Oh, it's almost time. [19:04] Participant     Over here, too, please! [19:06] K     Oh, well. [19:08] Participant     Hello. I came like I promised. [19:11] T     Oh, hello. [19:12] T     Hey, are you okay? [19:14] Participant     Well, to be honest, it's pretty rough. [19:18] Participant     But I can hang in there. [19:20] T     Um, it seems like everyone here is being     drawn to this place by something powerful. [19:28] T     Do you have any idea what that is? [19:34] Participant     Well... [19:36] Participant     I think it's something that only exists     in this place in this moment right now. [19:45] Participant     And I think everyone loves that. [19:58] T     I see. [20:01] T     I understand that very well. [20:03] Participant     Excuse me. [20:04] Participant     Could you take your picture soon? [20:06] Participant     Oh, right. [20:08] T     Geh, there's another line forming? [20:12] Announce     As of now, Comic Market 90 is over. [20:18] Announce     Thank you for participating, everyone. [20:21] Announce     We'll see you again in winter! [20:27] T     I'm back. [20:29] K     Good to see you. We managed fine     without you during the second half. [20:34] T     I see. I'm sorry for ditching you. [20:37] K     It's fine. SIGN    We've Sold Out [20:41] T     Oh, Mr. Fafnir, how'd it go? [20:45] T     Poorly, it looks like. [20:48] K     So how was it? What'd you     think of your first Comiket? [20:52] T     Well... [20:58] T     I reconfirmed my love for     you, Miss Kobayashi. [21:01] K     Huh? [21:04] Takiya     Kobayashi-dono! Tohru-dono! [21:05] Takiya     You were a huge help today! [21:06] Takiya     I'm truly grateful! [21:08] Takiya     And I'd like to ask for your help     as staff again this winter! [21:11] T     I'm done with this! [21:16] Sahagin     What will we print for our next thin book? [21:18] Goblin     How about a dragon maid girl? [21:20] Witch     Nice! [21:25] K     Free studies? [21:28] Kanna     My summer homework. [21:30] Kanna     What should I do for it? [21:32] K     Well, I think you should     study something that you find [21:36] K     mysterious or would like to know more about. [21:39] Kanna     I see. Got it. [21:46] K     What are you doing? [21:47] Kanna     Studying you. [21:50] K     Huh? SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] Takiya     Kobayashi-san, there's a lot of     talk about Tohru-chan on the internet. [23:29] K     I bet. [23:30] Takiya     They mentioned you, too. [23:32] Takiya     They said there was a sales lady     with dead-fish eyes. [23:34] K     Sorry about that! [23:35] Takiya     And they got turned on by those eyes. SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?) [23:37] K     I just felt a chill. [23:38] ---      E8 - New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Kanna     Kobayashi! [00:11] K     Hmm? [00:12] Kanna     Here. SIGN    Field Trip Notice [00:16] K     A lunchbox? [00:18] Kanna     Yeah. Field trip, next week. [00:22] K     Oh? [00:23] Kanna     Make one! [00:25] K     Sure. What kind of lunch would you like? [00:28] Tohru     Oh, don't worry, Miss Kobayashi. [00:30] Tohru     I'll do that. [00:32] Tohru     I'm better at it. [00:36] K     Oh? Is that so? [00:38] T     Yes. I'm the best! [00:41] K     Hah! I'm better than the best. [00:44] Tohru     I'm even better than that. [00:47] K     Oh? Look at you talk, Tohru. [00:54] T     Seems like we'll have to settle this. [00:59] K     Don't underestimate the master     of the house, Tohru! [01:05] Kanna     What's happening now? [01:09] Both     Field trip... [01:11] Both     lunch... [01:17] Both     competition! Three round match! SIGN    Field Trip Lunch Competition Three Round Match!! SIGN    - The Next Day - SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge SIGN    Commentator Judge Head Judge [02:56] K     You guys even prepared this set? [03:02] Fafnir     You'll each be making three dishes:     a salad, a meat course, and a dessert. [03:06] Fafnir     Use all your skills and entertain me! [03:10] K     What is your character even     supposed to be anymore? [03:13] Lucoa     The ingredients are your choice. [03:15] Lucoa     Stay within budget as you     make your decisions. [03:18] Lucoa     Be sure not to strain     Miss Kobayashi's wallet. [03:23] K     Hey! [03:23] Lucoa     Now then... [03:27] Lucoa     Begin! [03:30] Lucoa     They're both driven to win. [03:32] Kanna     Kobayashi's into it. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Fresh Vegetables SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits SIGN    Vegetables, Fruits SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes On Sale! SIGN    Oboro Tomatoes     Sweet Tomatoes! SIGN    Meat [03:49] Tohru     Done! [03:51] Lucoa     First dish, complete! [03:54] Lucoa     Contestant Kobayashi's appears     to just be cherry tomatoes. [03:59] T     Did you throw the match?! [04:01] T     Mine's a seafood and paprika Caesar salad! [04:05] T     There's no comparing the two. [04:07] Fafnir     Yeah, there's no need to compare them. [04:10] Fafnir     The winner of the first round is Kobayashi. [04:13] T     Wh-What?! [04:18] T     I can't accept that! [04:19] T     How did my special salad lose     to these cherry tomatoes?! [04:22] ---     Here. [04:24] Lucoa     Allow me to explain. [04:27] Lucoa     That's because you didn't     understand what a lunchbox is, [04:33] Lucoa     Contestant Tohru. [04:34] Lucoa     The amount you prepared [04:37] Lucoa     is too much! SIGN    Shock! [04:50] T     I'll win next round! [04:53] L     Tohru. [04:53] F     Tohru. [04:53] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [04:55] K     Huh?! Bacon and eggs don't work?! SIGN    Head Judge [04:57] Kanna     Hamburger's better. [04:58] K     But bacon and eggs are delicious, right? [05:01] Kanna     Hamburger's better! SIGN    Head Judge [05:03] K     They're no good. [05:04] K     I often asked my parents     to make them though... [05:08] F     Last is the dessert round. [05:10] F     Something in a cup, or a fruit, would work. [05:13] F     You're to bring one item that isn't cooked. [05:15] K     Yes. [05:18] L     Tohru. [05:20] L     This is unusual, isn't it? [05:23] L     For you and Miss Kobayashi to fight. [05:27] T     It is... [05:29] T     Why did I...? [05:34] T     I'm heading off. [05:35] L     Take care. [05:38] F     This is deplorable. [05:41] L     What's so bad? [05:43] L     I'm happy to see Tohru like this. [05:47] T     What should I bring for the third dish? [05:51] T     But I'm going to win! [05:54] T     Because... [05:55] T     Because! [06:09] L     This fight only happened because     you've grown so close to each other. [06:13] K     Hmm? [06:15] L     Maybe I should call it pro-wrestling? [06:18] K     Every now and then is fine. [06:22] K     She may be a maid, [06:24] K     but she can be my friend, too. [06:28] F     Are you saying you and a     dragon are equals, human?! [06:36] K     Yeah. [06:39] K     At least, Tohru and I both feel that way. SIGN    Mini Jellies [06:42] K     That's why we fought today. [06:45] K     Huh? [06:46] K     Is Tohru still gone? [06:51] F     Close enough to fight, huh? [06:55] F     Hmph. [06:56] F     Disgusting. [07:04] T     I'm back! [07:06] T     Huh? Miss Kobayashi? [07:08] K     You're late. [07:08] T     I'm sorry. [07:12] T     I won't lose! [07:14] K     Yeah. I'm not going to lose either. [07:16] T     Oh, I need to take off my shoes. [07:22] L     Third round complete! SIGN    Orange [07:28] K     What's that? [07:30] T     Oh, would you like some? [07:31] K     Sure. [07:36] K     It's good! [07:37] K     What's this? Where do they sell it? [07:39] T     Th-The shopping district, I guess? [07:42] L     She's done it now. [07:44] F     Yeah. [07:45] K     Wow, a fruit? [07:47] K     It's my first time seeing this. [07:50] T     I've won this round! [07:55] K     Hm? [08:01] F     Items from the other world     are against the rules. [08:09] K     T-Tohru! [08:20] K     Whew, thanks for the meal. [08:23] T     Sure! [08:24] K     Even after everything,     your food's still delicious, Tohru. [08:27] T     Jeez, you flatterer. [08:30] T     There's dessert, too. [08:35] K     What's wrong, Tohru? [08:54] Elma     Who would've thought I'd     find you hiding out here... [08:58] Elma     Tohru! SIGN    Elma [09:01] K     Our room... [09:02] Elma     Have you forgotten the laws?! [09:04] Elma     Dragons disrupt the order of this world! [09:07] Elma     You're returning with me! [09:08] T     Hmph, I see you're as damn stiff,     strict, and persistent as ever. [09:13] T     I'm not going back. [09:16] Kanna     Lady Tohru and Lady Elma     are on very bad terms. [09:20] K     Oh? [09:21] Kanna     Like cats and dogs. [09:23] K     Oh, did you learn that idiom at school? [09:25] K     Good girl. [09:29] K     They look like they're about to explode     any second, but will things be okay? [09:34] Kanna     Last time they fought [09:35] Kanna     three islands disappeared. [09:38] K     That's dangerous! [09:40] Elma     Our power's equal, [09:43] Elma     but this time I'll settle the score. [09:48] K     I can't believe she can calmly let her     stomach growl in this tense situation. [09:52] K     Dragons are imp— [09:54] K     Or maybe not. She looks embarrassed. SIGN    Blush [09:58] Elma     You've being very distracting, human! [10:01] K     That's quite the attitude from     someone who just destroyed my home. [10:06] K     Please follow our laws before you     try protecting order in this world. [10:10] Elma     Huh? Oh, um... [10:10] K     Even Tohru wouldn't do something like this. [10:14] K     Probably. [10:14] Elma     I'm sorry! [10:16] Elma     Wait, why am I the one apologizing?! [10:20] K     She's easily influenced. [10:21] K     Hey, she doesn't seem like a bad person,      so why don't you get along? [10:26] T     We're from different factions. [10:28] T     Not all dragons are united in thought. [10:31] T     There's the harmony faction     that values law and order, [10:33] T     the chaos faction that yearns     for chaos and destruction, [10:37] T     and the spectating faction that doesn't     work with either group or each other. [10:40] K     Wow. [10:41] T     So Elma belongs to the harmony faction,     and I'm with the chaos faction, [10:45] T     so we oppose each other. [10:47] K     So you're one of the villains. [10:50] T     No, that's not true. [10:52] T     I'm a good dragon,     on my best behavior in this world. [10:55] K     That sounded forced. [10:57] Elma     Anyway! [10:58] Elma     I'm taking you home, Tohru! [11:00] Elma     By force, if I have to! [11:02] Elma     Try it! [11:03] Elma     I'll eliminate you from     this world without a trace! [11:07] K     Take this somewhere else! [11:11] T     I've prepared another dimension,     so we'll do this there. [11:15] T     What's wrong? [11:18] Elma     Nothing. [11:19] Elma     I'm surprised to see the fiendish     Tohru listening to a human. [11:22] Elma     What in the world happened? [11:26] Elma     Hurry up! [11:29] K     Ah! [11:29] K     You cheated! [11:31] T     I simply respected order like she said. [11:34] T     It was a peaceful resolution. [11:36] T     Now, now, time to fix what she destroyed. [11:40] K     By the way, where'd you send her? [11:43] T     The field Kanna and I played in before. [11:48] Elma     Where am I? SIGN    - The Next Day - [11:53] E     How dare you trick me! [11:55] T     You're back again? [11:56] Elma     I can't believe you sent     me to another continent! [11:58] T     Let's stop this. [12:00] T     I'm happy as long as I can quietly     be a maid in this world. [12:05] K     Tohru? What's going on? [12:07] T     Would you please understand? [12:08] Elma     Like I'd believe you! [12:10] Elma     You're planning to take over     this world, aren't you?! [12:13] T     I'm— [12:13] Elma     Be quiet! [12:14] Elma     I will take you— [12:17] K     Oh, my. [12:20] K     Haven't you eaten anything since yesterday? [12:23] Elma     I-I'm not from this world,     so I can't interfere... SIGN    Cream Bread [12:32] K     Oh, something like this should be all right. [12:35] K     Here, want some? It's cream bread. [12:37] Elma     W-Well, I'll kindly take you up on the     offer to help restore my strength. [12:49] Elma     What's this?! [12:50] Elma     What is this? This is super good! [12:52] Elma     It's melting in my mouth! [12:56] Elma     All right! I'm energized now! [12:57] Elma     Time for our rematch, Tohru! [13:00] T     If you leave, I'll give you all of these. SIGN    Cream Bread [13:05] Elma     Sorry for the intrusion! [13:22] Shouta     Huge balls are... [13:25] Shouta     balls are...! [13:31] ---      SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?) [13:41] K     Hm? [13:42] K     Huh? [13:44] Elma     I'll be working with you starting today. [13:46] Elma     My name is Joui Elma. [13:49] Elma     It's a pleasure to meet you. [13:51] K     No way! [13:52] K     Wh-What's going on? Why are you here? [13:55] Elma     I could ask you the same, human. SIGN    Emergency Exit [13:58] K     This is where I work. [14:00] K     Hmm? [14:01] K     So this is just a coincidence? Why? [14:04] Elma     I-I'm investigating. [14:06] Elma     I'm investigating the cultural     standards to see if beings from [14:09] Elma     the other world really can integrate here. [14:11] K     I see. [14:12] K     She did say you were with     the harmony faction. [14:15] K     But hey, can you do this job? [14:18] K     You can't use magic, you know. [14:20] Elma     Silly question! [14:22] Elma     There's no way I can't do human labor. [14:25] Elma     Just watch me. [14:29] Elma     What the heck is this? [14:30] Elma     I can't understand any of it. [14:32] Elma     What is this box? [14:33] Elma     What is everyone doing with them? [14:36] Elma     Oh? Something popped up. [14:38] K     Then you do this. [14:40] Elma     Oh! [14:42] K     Then push this. [14:45] Elma     Human, you do some pretty difficult work. [14:49] Elma     But I've memorized romanized     character input or whatever, too, [14:53] Elma     so I won't stay behind anymore! [14:55] K     That so? [14:56] Elma     Now then, when will I earn     my pay for today's work? [15:00] K     Oh, uh, a month from now. [15:03] Elma     I can't receive it tomorrow? [15:06] K     No. We total out at the end of     the month, and today's the first. [15:10] K     Oh? [15:12] Elma     What do I do for rent and food? [15:15] K     Well, if you commute from the other world... [15:18] K     Oh, could it be that you can't go back? [15:21] K     Ah... [15:23] Elma     I don't possess enough power to     open the gate between worlds. SIGN    She came through the gate Tohru opened. [15:28] K     I thought your power was equal to Tohru's? [15:31] Elma     I'm just as strong. [15:32] Elma     But we were born different. [15:34] K     Hmm. [15:35] K     Oh, wait. SIGN    Takiguchi Butchery [15:40] K     Here. [15:41] K     Well, I'm sure you've got a lot     on your plate, but hang in there. [15:44] K     If you're going to be working with me,     I'll have you learn a lot more. [15:49] Elma     You have my gratitude. [15:53] K     Those are hot, so be careful. [15:55] K     Later. [16:01] Elma     So good! [16:07] K     I guess I should keep quiet     about meeting Elma today. [16:11] K     I'm home! [16:12] T     Welcome home! [16:14] T     For tonight's dinner... [16:18] K     What? What? [16:20] T     There's a strange smell on you. [16:22] K     A dog? [16:23] T     It's a dragon! [16:25] T     Are you secretly cheating on me?! [16:27] K     I'm not! Today at work... [16:29] T     An office romance?! [16:31] K     You've picked up another weird phrase. [16:44] Shouta     Can't breathe... [16:46] Shouta     Can't breathe... [16:54] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! [16:56] Elma     Thanks for your work today! [16:58] K     Thanks to you, too. [16:59] K     You've learned a lot about     PC operation, huh, Elma? [17:02] Elma     Leave it to me! [17:04] Elma     I'll prove myself useful at this job. [17:06] K     Well, you've still got a ways to go. [17:08] Elma     Oh, Miss Kobayashi, sweet chestnuts! [17:10] Elma     Let's have some sweet     chestnuts on the way home! [17:12] Elma     They're delicious! [17:14] K     Sure, sure. [17:15] T     Why, you... SIGN    - Sunday - [17:19] K     It's been a while since my last day off. [17:22] K     I want to take it easy today. [17:23] T     Yes, yes, pardon me. [17:26] T     I'll clean everything so you can enjoy your     day off in a clean room, Miss Kobayashi! [17:32] K     Huh? SIGN    Kobayashi Kanna [17:34] K     I'm grateful for that, but... [17:36] K     What are you doing? [17:43] T     How's that?! [17:44] T     When I get serious,      I can make a room spotless of all dust! [17:52] T     It's brand new, as if Shiva passed through! [17:54] K     Even the furniture's... [17:56] T     A space for relaxation     doesn't need any of that! [17:59] T     Please enjoy sleeping to your heart's     content in this spacious room! [18:04] K     As if I can! [18:05] K     Put it all back! [18:08] K     Good grief. [18:09] Kanna     Kobayashi. [18:12] Kanna     I'm hungry. [18:13] K     Oh, all right. [18:15] K     Let's have breakfast. [18:16] T     Hold it right there! [18:18] T     I'll make breakfast, [18:20] T     be it a full course meal     or an imperial feast! [18:22] T     Oh, shall I slaughter a cow? [18:25] K     Let me have a light breakfast. [18:27] T     Understood! [18:29] T     Done! [18:31] T     Sandwiches! [18:32] Both     Oh! [18:33] K     They look good. [18:34] K     What meat's in— [18:37] K     Tohru. [18:39] K     Show me your butt! [18:40] T     You want me to satisfy your lust,      not just your appetite?! [18:44] K     Are you an idiot?! [18:45] T     Yes. [18:46] K     I knew it. [18:47] K     Tail, again? [18:53] K     What's going on? [18:56] T     What do you mean? [18:58] K     You're oddly gung-ho. [19:02] T     You can't tell? [19:04] K     I can't. [19:06] K     You're spinning your wheels though. [19:08] K     It's like you've reverted to how you      were when you first came to me. [19:14] T     Oh, coming. [19:15] K     Oh, it's fine. I'll get it. [19:18] K     Coming. [19:19] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! Good morning! [19:22] K     Elma? [19:23] K     What are you here for? [19:25] Elma     Well, you know. [19:26] Elma     You're always helping me out. [19:28] Elma     So I brought something to thank you. [19:30] K     What's this? [19:31] Elma     A protective charm. [19:33] Elma     It turned out well, so. [19:35] K     Wow, it's handmade? Thanks. [19:39] K     Ah... [19:40] K     So that's it. [19:41] Elma     Oh! Tohru! [19:43] Elma     Today I'm taking you ba— [19:45] Tohru     Be gone, Elma! [20:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [20:07] Tohru     I'm selfish. [20:11] Tohru     Even so, I'm holding back     and putting up with it a lot. [20:17] T     Yet, you're being mean. [20:20] T     I work hard too, [20:21] T     wanting lots and lots of praise. [20:25] T     Wanting you to pet my head a bit. [20:34] K     Tohru. [20:36] K     I'm not used to being wanted. [20:40] K     That's never happened to me before. [20:44] K     I don't have a clue what to do about it. [20:47] K     Often I think human relationships     are just confusing. [20:52] K     Sometimes I even put distance     between myself and others. [20:56] K     I've had friends, but never close friends. [21:03] K     So here. [21:06] K     Well, um... [21:10] K     I can't make it any clearer than this. [21:13] K     Take the hint, take the hint. [21:18] T     Yes, I'll take it. [21:26] T     Oh, right. [21:27] T     I'll make you a protective charm, too. [21:29] T     You'll gain the protection of evil gods! [21:31] T     It'll be great! [21:32] K     I don't need that. [21:49] Lucoa     You're surprisingly forward. [21:51] Shouta     I'm not! SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] E     Tohru! You're too dangerous! [23:29] E     You know that yourself! [23:30] T     Elma, you... [23:31] E     What? [23:32] T     For now, please put down the     cream bread you're holding. [23:35] E     Th-They're good, though! SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything) [23:37] T     I don't care. E9 - Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Teacher     The sports festival is coming up soon. SIGN    Sports Festival [00:11] Teacher     Please be sure to have your guardian look     over the information we just handed out. SIGN    Sports Festival Notice [00:17] Kanna     Saikawa, what's a sports festival? [00:20] S     Wow, didn't you have them      in your country, Kanna-san? [00:23] S     A sports festival is a very fun event! [00:27] S     There's running, [00:28] Kanna     Running? [00:29] S     ball-tossing, [00:30] Kanna     Ball-tossing? [00:31] Saikawa     tug-o-war, [00:32] Kanna     Tug-o-war? [00:34] Saikawa     and lots of other events where     the whole class works together! [00:37] Kanna     Oh! [00:38] S     Mothers and fathers come watch, too. [00:41] S     You can eat lunch with them, as well. [00:43] Kanna     Oh! [00:44] Saikawa     You're great at sports, so I'm sure     you'll be a heroine of the day. [00:48] Saikawa     Then your mother will praise you! [00:51] Kanna     Oh! [00:54] K     Work that day. Can't. [02:28] Kanna     Kobayashi. Take the day off. [02:32] K     I can't do that. [02:34] T     Kanna, Miss Kobayashi's in the     middle of her death march [02:36] T     and on the verge of facing Hades. [02:38] T     Give it up. [02:40] Kanna     No! [02:41] T     Also, what is a sports festival? [02:44] Kanna     You train with everyone to     defeat strong opponents. [02:47] K     No, I don't think that's quite right. [02:50] Kanna     Kobayashi, come! [02:53] Kanna     Defeat Hades! [02:55] T     Don't be selfish. [02:57] T     At least I'll be sure to come for you. [02:59] Kanna     No. [03:01] T     Why does it have to be Miss Kobayashi? [03:06] Kanna     Saikawa said mothers and      fathers come with us. [03:10] Kanna     Lady Tohru, you're like a big sister. [03:13] Kanna     Kobayashi's like a mother. [03:16] K     A mother? I'm not that old... Wait. [03:20] K     Some of my old classmates     do have children already... [03:24] T     Miss Kobayashi, hang in there! [03:27] K     Well, at any rate, I can't. [03:29] K     Sorry, but you'll have to      make do with Tohru. [03:31] T     Make do? [03:32] Kanna     Forget it! [03:33] T     Ah, Kanna! [03:38] K     Is it that important whether     a parent shows up or not? [03:41] K     For one thing, I'm not exactly     Kanna-chan's mother anyway. [03:45] T     But Kanna does tend to     view you as her mother. [03:51] K     I'm not that great though. [03:54] K     I never had both my parents     come to a sports festival. [03:59] K     They were busy with work. [04:01] K     I understood they were     supporting our family, too. [04:05] T     Kanna's parents basically     gave her free rein. [04:08] T     They felt a dragon would grow     up strong on its own. [04:11] T     They probably told her to live strong     since she bears the name Kanna Kamui. [04:18] T     But Kanna's pulled many different pranks     to try and get her parents' attention. [04:22] T     To the point she was     banished to this world... [04:25] T     So I think that's why she     wants you to spoil her. [04:30] K     Even if you say that... [04:33] K     Hmm... [04:39] Saikawa     Good morning, Kanna-san. [04:41] Saikawa     What's wrong? [04:42] Kanna     Kobayashi won't come to the sports festival. [04:45] S     Wow, really? [04:47] S     But there's more to the     sports festival than that! [04:50] S     It's still fun working together     with everyone to be victorious! [04:54] Kanna     Victorious... [04:55] Fukushima     Your "working together"     sounds fishy, Saikawa-san. [04:59] Saikawa     Shut up! You got a problem with that?! [05:01] Fuku     No, no problem. I just don't believe you. [05:04] Saikawa     That is basically having a problem with it! [05:06] Takiya     Sports festival? [05:08] K     Yeah. [05:09] Takiya     That date overlaps directly     with our delivery date. [05:13] K     Well, I'm wondering if there's really     any need to go in the first place. [05:17] Takiya     You don't want to? [05:19] K     Well, I think it would be nice if I could go. [05:24] K     Hmm? What? [05:26] Takiya     It's my first time seeing you     worry about something like this. [05:29] K     Really? [05:32] K     Oh, I guess so. [05:35] Takiya     Well, I think it's more a question     of do you want to go, rather than can you. [05:40] K     If I want to go, huh? [05:43] T     Lalala, I'm a cute maid! [05:50] Kanna     I'm home. [05:51] T     Oh, welcome home. [05:54] T     Kanna, are you still in a bad mood? [05:56] T     Would you give— [05:57] Kanna     Lady Tohru, perception blocking. [06:00] T     Huh? [06:00] Kanna     Place it on me. [06:03] T     Oh. [06:33] K     I'm home. [06:35] T     Welcome home. [06:38] T     I'll get your dinner ready. [06:40] K     Yeah. [06:42] Kanna     Kobayashi. [06:43] K     Hmm? [06:44] Kanna     It's all right if you don't     come to the sports festival. [06:48] K     Huh? [06:49] Kanna     It'll still be fun working together     with everyone in my class. [06:52] Kanna     So, good luck with your work, Kobayashi. [06:56] K     Oh, sure. [06:57] Kanna     Good night. [07:02] T     It seems that Kanna went to your work     today and was secretly observing you. [07:08] K     Hmm... [07:11] K     I've felt this feeling before. [07:15] K     Oh, right. [07:17] K     It's the same guilt I felt then... [07:21] K     Tohru. [07:22] T     Yes? [07:24] K     Starting tomorrow,     I'll be getting home even later. [07:27] T     You mean...? [07:30] T     All right! SIGN    Boys Relay SIGN    Girls Relay [08:03] Class     Thirty-five! [08:04] Class     Thirty-six! [08:05] Class     Thirty-seven! [08:06] Class     Thirty-eight! [08:07] Class     Thirty-nine! [08:08] Class     For— [08:09] Class     Shoot! [08:10] Class     So close! [08:12] Teacher     Okay. That's enough for today. [08:15] Teacher     You're all able to jump a lot now, huh? [08:18] Teacher     That's incredible. [08:19] Teacher     Let's keep it up and work hard toward     winning the sports festival! [08:23] All     Yes! [08:24] Saikawa     Kanna-san, let's do our best! [08:27] Kanna     Okay. [08:34] Takiya     You're working hard. [08:35] K     Yeah. [08:36] Takiya     Planning to go to the sports festival? [08:38] K     Mhmm. [08:40] Takiya     Decided you want to go? [08:41] K     No. [08:43] K     Decided I ought to go. [08:47] Takiya     Want some help with your work? [08:49] K     Huh? [08:50] K     Oh, uh... [08:52] K     Yeah, could you? [08:54] Takiya     Okay, next night drinking is on you. [08:57] K     Sure, sure. SIGN    Sports Festival!! [09:10] K     I'll be coming tomorrow. [09:13] Kanna     Really? [09:14] K     Yeah, really. [09:16] Kanna     You beat Hades? [09:18] K     Yeah, I did. [09:23] Kanna     Kobayashi, I love you! [09:24] K     Whoa. [09:25] T     My goodness. [09:27] T     Kanna's still such a child. [09:34] Elma     What do they expect me to do?! [09:37] Elma     What do I do?! [09:39] Elma     I could go for both! [09:41] Elma     No, that would go over     my daily limit! I can't! [09:45] Elma     But, still! SIGN    Chestnut Cream This Season Only! Sweet Potato This Season Only! [09:49] Clerk     Umm, ma'am, if you could please... [09:51] Elma     I-I know! [09:53] Elma     I'll make my choice now! SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything) SIGN    43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival [09:59] Teacher     The 43rd Oborozuka Elementary     Sports Festival will now begin! SIGN    43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival [10:06] Teacher     First on the program is our opening parade. SIGN    First Grade SIGN    Second Grade SIGN    Third Grade [10:20] T     Oh, there's Kanna. [10:22] K     Where, where? [10:26] T     She's looking our way. Hey! [10:28] K     Yeah, she would be curious. [10:31] Mother     Riko! [10:33] Nae     Little Miss! [10:34] Both     Do your best! [10:38] Lucoa     Shouta! [10:40] T     Oh, Miss Lucoa's here, too. [10:40] L     I'm rooting for you! [10:41] L     Do your best! [10:45] 6th Graders     The pledge: [10:46] 6th Graders     We athletes hereby pledge to honor     the spirit of good sportsmanship [10:51] 6th Graders     and compete fair and square with     everyone until the very end! [10:57] Teacher     Now, fifth on our program is the     three-legged race by the third graders. [11:03] T     Kanna, do your best! [11:05] K     In moderation! [11:06] Mother     Riko! Fight on! [11:08] Nae     Do your best! [11:10] Teacher     Ready! [11:16] Saikawa     O-Okay, let's tie our legs together. [11:21] Kanna     Done. [11:22] Saikawa     Th-Thanks, Kanna-san. [11:25] Saikawa     Now we hold each other's shoulders. [11:27] Kanna     Yeah. [11:30] Teacher     Okay, next pair. [11:32] Kanna     Come on, Saikawa. It's our turn. [11:40] S     I-I'm sorry, Kanna-san.     I was just too happy. [11:44] Kanna     It's all right, Saikawa.     Let's do our best next time. [11:47] Mother     Jeez, Riko, what are you doing? [11:50] Mother      SIGN    Third Grade           Class 1 Class 2          Class 3 Class 4 SIGN    Fifth Grade          Class 1          Class 3 [11:52] Teacher     Seventh on our program is the     fifth graders' treasure hunt. [12:04] L     Huh? Me? SIGN    World Class [12:12] Teacher     Yes, okay. [12:15] Student     Shouta-kun, your older sister's incredible! [12:18] Shouta     Y-Yeah. [12:20] Teacher     We'll now be taking a break for lunch. [12:23] Teacher     Students and parents,     please enjoy your lunch together. [12:27] Teacher     Be careful of heat stroke and     be sure to drink plenty of water. [12:31] Kanna     Oh, it looks good! [12:34] K     It's normal. [12:37] T     I'm not who I used to be anymore. [12:39] Kanna     Thanks for the food! [12:42] Kanna     Lady Tohru, this is good. [12:44] T     Thank you. [12:46] T     Miss Kobayashi, here, ah. [12:48] K     Tohru, what kind of meat is this? [12:51] T     Tch. [12:51] K     Knew it. [12:53] Kanna     Ah. [12:56] Kanna     But this lunch really is good. [12:59] T     Thank you, Kanna. [13:00] T     Eat plenty, and give it your best today. [13:02] Kanna     Yeah. [13:03] Kanna     We'll turn things around after this. [13:12] Elma     What do they expect me to do? [13:15] Elma     What do I do? [13:17] Elma     How am I supposed to choose just one     from over ten different combinations? [13:22] Elma     I could go for all the variations! [13:24] Elma     No, then I wouldn't last. [13:28] Elma     But, still! SIGN    Pear | Grape | Pumpkin | Sweet Potato | Chestnut SIGN    20% off! Double Scoops!     This Season Only! [13:32] Elma     There's the pumpkin and sweet potato. [13:32] Clerk     Umm, ma'am, if you could please... [13:34] Elma     Wait, chestnut's hard to pass up. [13:36] Elma     Still, the surprising pairing of grape     and pear would be good, wouldn't it? [13:40] Elma     No, wait. Chestnut... [13:42] Teacher     Now we'll be starting this     afternoon's segment. [13:46] Teacher     15th in our program, the     third graders' jump rope. [13:51] Teacher     Now to begin. [13:52] Teacher     Ready, set! [13:54] Teacher     One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... [13:58] T     Good luck! [13:59] K     That's it! [14:01] Mother     Riko, fight on! [14:01] Teacher     eight, nine, ten, eleven... [14:03] Nae     Do your best, Little Miss! [14:05] T     Twenty-two, twenty-three... [14:07] Class 2     twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six,     twenty-seven, twenty-eight... [14:07] Class 1     Ah! [14:09] Teacher     Classes 1 and 4 tripped on their ropes! [14:12] Both     Forty-two, forty-three... [14:13] C3     Ah! [14:14] Teach     Class 3's tripped on their rope! [14:14] C2     forty-four, forty-five, forty-six,     forty-seven, forty-eight... [14:16] Teach     Class 2's amazing, they're still going! [14:19] C2     Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven,     fifty-eight, fifty-nine... [14:23] Both     Keep at it! [14:24] C2     sixty, sixty-one... [14:24] Mother     Keep it up! [14:26] Teach     Done! [14:28] Teach     Class 3-2 wins! [14:30] Teach     They even jumped 60 times! [14:30] T     Miss Kobayashi, we won! [14:33] K     Yeah, that was impressive. [14:36] Teach     19th on our program,     the fifth grade boys' cavalry battle. [14:42] L     Shouta, do your best! [14:46] L     Fight on! [14:51] Teach     Begin! [14:53] C2     Do it! [14:55] L     Go, Shouta! [14:58] L     Now! [15:01] L     Get them! [15:05] T     Finished! [15:07] T     Class 3 with an overwhelming     victory in the cavalry battle! [15:11] Student     Shouta-kun, your older     sister's really incredible! [15:14] Shouta     Y-Yeah. [15:16] Teacher     20th in our program,     the third graders' tug-o-war! [15:20] Teacher     Class 1 and 2, ready! [15:26] Teacher     Begin! [15:30] K     Kanna-chan! [15:31] T     Fight on! [15:32] Mother     Don't lose! [15:34] Nae     Little Miss! [15:45] Teacher     That's enough! Class 2 wins! [15:50] Kanna     Saikawa, we did it. We won. [15:52] T     Hooray! [15:53] K     Yeah, you did well out there. [15:55] T     Keep this pace up! [16:32] T     Kanna's class is in second place now. [16:35] K     Yeah, they'll be in first     after this next one. [16:37] T     Oh, it's starting. [16:39] Teach     32nd in the program,     the third graders' relay! [16:44] S     Kanna-san, let's take first place and win! [16:50] Teach     This will be the last event     for the third graders. [16:53] Teach     Everyone, please give them     more support than ever! [16:57] Teach     First female runners, take your positions. [17:01] Teach     Ready! [17:03] S     Iida-san, do you best! [17:05] Kanna     Iida, fight on! [17:06] Teach     All the classes have started off. [17:09] Teach     Right now Class 1 holds the lead. Behind     them are Class 2, Class 4, and Class 3. [17:18] Teach     The baton's passed to the second runner. [17:21] Teach     Class 1 still remains in the lead. [17:21] Kanna     Makishima, keep it up! [17:24] Kanna     Saikawa, do your best! [17:26] S     Of course. [17:27] S     I'll pass you the baton from first place! [17:30] Teach     Class 1 and 2 are neck and neck! [17:33] Teach     Everyone, give it your best! [17:38] S     Here I go! [17:41] Teach     Wow, Class 2's really fast! [17:43] Teach     They've passed Class 1! [17:49] Teach     Ah! Class 2's dropped the baton! [18:06] Teach     Class 1 is currently running in the lead. [18:08] Teach     Behind them are Class 4,     Class 3, and Class 2! [18:23] S     I'm sorry! [18:25] Kanna     Leave it to me. [18:35] Teach     Their anchor's taking off! [18:37] Teach     Class 2's really fast! [18:39] Teach     She's passing the others one after another! [18:50] S     Kanna-san. [18:54] Both     Just one more! [18:55] Both     Do your best! [18:59] Class 2     Go! [19:04] Teach     Goal! [19:06] Teach     Class 2 wins! [19:08] Class2     We did it! [19:14] Both     Kanna-chan! [19:16] Iida     That was incredible, Kanna-chan! [19:18] Shima     You were so cool! [19:22] S     K-Kanna-san. [19:24] S     Umm, I'm sorry. I messed up... [19:30] Kanna     We won because you closed     the gap as much as you did. [19:36] Kanna     Thanks, Saikawa. [19:41] S     Kanna-san! SIGN    Class 2 SIGN    Entrance 43rd Oborozuka Elementary [20:04] K     Nice work out there, Kanna-chan. [20:07] K     Thanks, Kobayashi. [20:11] ---     You worked hard out there. [20:13] Kanna     Yeah. We won because everyone     in our class worked hard. [20:17] T     But you must feel unsatisfied,     not being able to go all out. SIGN    Congratulations Gold [20:22] Kanna     That's fine. It's better     being with everyone else. [20:27] Kanna     Kobayashi. [20:28] K     Hmm? [20:29] Kanna     Thank you for coming today. [20:36] K     You're welcome. [20:39] Kanna     Thank you for lunch too, Lady Tohru. [20:42] T     You're welcome. [20:43] T     It was hardly anything at all. [20:46] K     Participating in a sports     festival as a guardian, huh? [20:50] K     My life's really changed. [20:54] K     When did I change this much? [21:00] Kanna     Still, it would be nice to let     loose a little bit more today. SIGN    Congratulations Gold [21:04] T     Right? [21:06] T     How about it, Kanna? It's been a while. [21:08] Kanna     You're on. [21:09] L     Let me in, too! [21:11] T     Great! Shall all three of us, then? [21:14] Kanna     Mhmm. [21:15] T     Is that all right, Miss Kobayashi? [21:17] K     Well, as long as you do it somewhere     where you won't bother anyone. [21:20] Kanna     Lady Tohru, where should we do it? [21:22] T     Let's use the same place we did last time. [21:25] K     Good grief. [21:26] L     I'm itching to go! [21:38] Elma     Which should I choose? [21:40] Elma     Which should I choose? [21:42] Elma     Which should I...? [21:44] Elma     Which? SIGN    Melon Flavor Kids' Toothpaste Grape Flavor     Strawberry Flavor [21:47] Elma     Why must the products of man trouble me so? [21:51] Elma     Humans are frightening! SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] J     I'm the maid Josie,     servant of the Saikawa family. [23:29] L     I'm Shouta's familiar, Lucoa. [23:32] J     Familiar? [23:34] L     Yeah. [23:35] J     It seems we both have rather unique hobbies. SIGN    Episode 10 SIGN    Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh) E10 - Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Cafe [00:08] T     Christmas, huh? [00:09] T     It pains me to celebrate the     birth of that guy's son, SIGN    Realty [00:13] T     but it does sound like a fun event. [00:16] Butcher     Oh, Tohru-chan! [00:18] T     Hello. [00:19] T     Huh? Are you hurt? [00:22] Butcher     I am. I was practicing for the nearby     old folk home's Christmas Eve show, SIGN    Roast Chicken [00:27] Butcher     but I hurt my leg badly. [00:28] Kanna     Oh! [00:29] T     How frail. [00:31] Butcher     Right! [00:32] Butcher     Could you put on a show     in my stead, Tohru-chan? [00:36] T     Huh? SIGN    Taxes Included in Prices [00:37] Butcher     I feel bad since the folks in the     home were looking forward to it. [00:41] T     You want us to? [00:43] T     Is that all right? [00:44] Butcher     Of course! [00:46] Butcher     You're the pride of our shopping district. [00:51] T     All right! [00:53] T     Leave it to me. [02:27] T     So that's how things turned out. [02:29] K     Are you sure? [02:31] T     Of course! [02:32] K     I'd like to help out too,     but right now I've got work... [02:37] T     Just leave it to me [02:39] T     and focus on your work, Miss Kobayashi. [02:42] K     If you say so. [02:45] T     Now's the time to call for help     from my reliable friends. [02:50] T     Everyone, let's do our best! [02:53] All     Yeah! [02:54] ---     Y-Yeah... [02:56] Elma     Hey, wait! [02:57] T     What is it? [02:58] E     I was told I could eat my fill     of candy if I came here. [03:03] E     I even made time in my schedule     during this busy time of the year! [03:06] T     I've heard from Miss Kobayashi, Elma, [03:09] T     that you're still useless at work. [03:11] T     And that they announced you wouldn't     be useful in this busy period. [03:17] E     B-But I can touch type now! [03:20] E     And I can't afford to     interfere with this world... [03:24] T     You're already interfering plenty. [03:28] Saikawa     Umm, where's Kanna-san's mom? [03:31] T     Unlike Elma, Miss Kobayashi's busy. [03:34] T     So let's do this on our own. [03:37] Lucoa     You heard her. [03:38] Fafnir     Boring. [03:40] Fafnir     I heard something important was going on,     but we're just putting on a show for humans? [03:46] Lucoa     Well, why not? [03:48] Lucoa     Let's watch over her. [03:50] F     Hmph. SIGN    Show Ideas [03:51] E     So? [03:52] E     What are we doing for this show? [03:55] Lucoa     It needs to be something     the elderly will enjoy. [03:59] T     Does anyone have any ideas? [04:02] E     How about an eating contest? [04:04] L     You just want to eat. [04:06] Kanna     A race. [04:07] L     They might die. [04:09] Fafnir     We could play a VR FPS, FFA. [04:13] L     I'm sorry, could you speak Japanese? [04:15] T     All of these ideas require the     audience to participate, don't they? [04:19] E     You haven't proposed anything yourself! [04:22] T     Do either of you have any ideas? [04:25] Shouta     I'm okay with anything. [04:26] Sakiawa     Then how about a play? [04:29] E     A play? [04:30] E     You mean that thing where     humans act on a stone stage? [04:34] Saikawa     Stone stage? [04:35] T     A play sounds great! [04:38] T     Let's do that. [04:40] E     But what play would we even put on? [04:43] Saikawa     Since it's Christmas,      why not The Little Match Girl? [04:47] T     What's that story about? [04:49] Saikawa     On a cold, cold winter night,     a poor little girl is selling matchsticks. [04:54] Saikawa     None of the people passing     by will buy any from her. [04:58] Saikawa     So in order to warm her chilled body,     she lights one of the matches. [05:03] Saikawa     Then, in the flame, she sees a warm     stove and lots of delicious food. [05:09] Saikawa     She lights match after match, and eventually     her beloved dead grandmother appears. [05:17] Saikawa     So the little girl continues     lighting her matches [05:19] Saikawa     to keep her grandmother from disappearing, [05:22] Saikawa     and the grandmother gently     hugs the little girl. [05:27] Saikawa     Then the little girl ascends to heaven,     embraced in her grandmother's warmth. [05:32] Saikawa     It's a bit of a sad story. [05:36] Shouta     It's famous. [05:38] T     I see. [05:39] T     So what happens to the little girl     after she ascends to heaven? [05:43] E     You idiot. That means she died. [05:46] T     Oh. So she strangled her own granddaughter. [05:50] Grandma     Die! [05:50] E     That's not it either! [05:52] Kanna     Saikawa, you know so much. I'm amazed. [05:57] Saikawa     Well, yeah. [05:58] T     Then let's go ahead with     The Little Match Girl. [06:01] All     Yeah! [06:03] E     Will we be all right? [06:06] Fafnir     I'm the director, Fafnir. [06:08] Fafnir     Since I'll be directing,     I won't allow half-baked acting. [06:12] Fafnir     I'm the absolute authority here. [06:14] Fafnir     I won't accept objections. [06:17] T     To be blunt, you're only director by     elimination, because you can't act. [06:21] Luca     It was a good compromise. [06:23] F     First we need to decide on our lead actor. [06:26] F     Each of you try acting out     The Little Match Girl. [06:30] T     Number One, Tohru! [06:31] T     Pleasure to meet you. [06:33] Fafnir     Just get started. [06:35] Fafnir     Don't disappoint me. [06:37] T     Matches! Need any matches? [06:40] Fafnir     Boring. [06:42] T     Really? [06:43] Fafnir     Are you able to see them? [06:45] Fafnir     The heartless humans     passing before your eyes? [06:49] Fafnir     Feel it. [06:50] Fafnir     Then your lines will come to you naturally. [06:54] T     Feel it...? [06:55] T     You foolish, inferior humans! [06:58] T     How dare you ignore me?! [07:00] T     You'll pay for that crime with your death! [07:01] F     Fail. Next. [07:03] E     Number Two, Elma. Nice to meet you. [07:07] E     Matches? Do you need any matches? [07:09] F     Nope. [07:10] E     Please! At least hear me out! [07:13] E     I can't go back to the office     until I've sold them all! [07:16] F     What are you doing? [07:18] E     The salesmen that come to our     company are always like that. [07:21] F     Hard life. Next. [07:24] Saikawa     N-Number Three,     Saikawa Riko. Nice to meet you. [07:30] Saikawa     U-Umm... [07:33] Saikawa     I-I-I'm sorry! [07:36] Fafnir     None of you are any good. [07:39] T     We don't really understand your     directing policy to begin with. [07:42] L     Me, me! [07:44] T     What is it? [07:45] L     Let me be the director. [07:48] L     Shouta can be the lead. [07:50] Shouta     Huh?! [07:51] E     What are you saying? [07:53] E     Shouta's a boy. [07:55] L     Well, leave that to me. [07:58] L     Shouta, come here. [08:06] E     He looks just like a girl. [08:08] Kanna     Cute. [08:10] T     He passes. [08:11] Saikawa     Well, he's not as cute as Kanna-san. [08:13] Sh     Wha... [08:14] All     Wha? [08:15] Shouta     What are you all planning     to achieve by embarrassing me?! [08:17] L     Shouta?! [08:19] T     Well, that was to be expected. [08:23] L     Cheer up. [08:24] T     What should we do? [08:26] E     I'll be the director. [08:28] E     I'll be better than those two at least. [08:30] T     Right. [08:31] T     Also, what to do about our lead. [08:40] Kanna     Matches. [08:42] Kanna     Matches. [08:43] Kanna     Buy some matches. [08:50] Both     Yeah, this is it. [08:55] K     I'm home. [08:58] Kanna     Matches. [08:59] Kanna     Do you need any matches? [09:03] K     What's going on here? [09:05] T     We decided to perform The Little     Match Girl for the show. [09:09] T     Kanna was chosen to be our lead. [09:12] K     Oh, I see. [09:14] K     That's incredible, Kanna-chan. [09:17] Kanna     Yeah, I'll work hard. [09:19] K     I'll be sure to come watch. [09:22] K     Think you can handle it? [09:24] T     Of course! [09:25] T     We'll get through it easily. [09:28] K     Okay. [09:29] Kanna     Do you need any matches? [09:31] K     She's most dangerous     when she gets like this. [09:35] K     Well, I'm going to go take a bath. [09:36] ---     Matches... Matches... [09:37] T     Sure! [09:40] T     Yes, yes. [09:42] T     Hello, this is the Kobayashi residence. [09:44] Fafnir     It's me. I thought about     the script some on my own. [09:48] T     So you hadn't given up, Mr. Fafnir? [09:51] T     What did you come up with then? [09:51] ---     Matches. [09:53] Fafnir     If we stick to the original play,     it won't match the current era. [09:57] Fafnir     So I decided to make the     little girl into a magical girl— [10:00] T     Well, time to prepare     Miss Kobayashi's dinner. [10:04] Kanna     Do you need any matches? [10:17] Kanna     Lady Tohru. Is there a     chimney in this house? [10:20] T     Chimney? [10:22] T     No, there isn't. [10:24] Kanna     Saikawa said Santa visits     by coming down chimneys. [10:28] T     Oh, you mean that old man     who's covered in blood? [10:32] Santa     Hey! [10:32] Kanna     Will Santa be able to come     if we don't have a chimney? [10:35] T     Hmm, all right. [10:47] K     What's this? SIGN    Episode 10 SIGN    Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh) [10:55] E     What are you doing?! [10:57] E     No, no! [10:59] E     How many times do I have to tell you? [11:01] E     Hey, you, where are you going? [11:03] E     Tohru! Why would a passerby use     Miss Kobayashi as reason to refuse her?! [11:07] T     Why would I be in a hurry     if not for Miss Kobayashi? [11:10] E     I don't know! [11:10] E     Lady Lucoa! The grandmother wouldn't     try to warm the girl up naked. [11:15] L     But it's warmer this way. [11:17] E     Sir Fafnir, you're out of the question! [11:20] E     A father would never call his     daughter a "mere human"! [11:24] F     Hmph. [11:24] E     Why can't you all stick to the script? [11:27] T     Speaking of, this story     doesn't have enough depth. [11:31] T     Are you sure we won't bore     the elderly with this? [11:35] E     Now that you mention it, that's true... [11:37] Fafnir     Then why don't we try changing it up? [11:40] E     What are you suggesting we do? [11:42] T     Well... [11:43] T     Let's make the story more fun. [11:46] L     I agree! [11:48] T     Why don't we try mixing in other     myths too, like the kasajizou? [11:51] T     Have it selling hats next to the girl. [11:53] E     What a mean man. [11:55] L     Why not? [11:56] Fafnir     The main character should be a magical girl. [11:59] Kanna     Thank you very much! [11:59] Fafnir     She can obtain the power to burn     this corrupt world to ash. [12:03] E     Now there's nothing from the original left. [12:06] L     Oh, 47 Ronin is popular     with the elderly, too. [12:10] Fafnir     The one about humans and their quest for     revenge, right? Sounds interesting. [12:14] Kanna     Are there any dragons? [12:15] L     We might as well have some     while we're at it, right? [12:19] E     Hey, Grandma! [12:20] E     Don't make it weirdly sexy. [12:22] E     Narrator, stop grinning. [12:31] T     Kanna. [12:33] T     It sounds like Santa won't be     coming for a while longer. [12:36] Kanna     Does Santa know where we are? [12:38] Kanna     Will he really come? [12:40] T     Who knows? [12:43] K     Ah, I'm beat. SIGN    Chimney Here SIGN    Good Girl SIGN    This is the home of the      good girl,     Kobayashi Kanna [12:46] K     What's this?! [12:50] People     Merry Christmas! [12:51] People     Take home some cake! [12:59] K     Did we make it in time? [13:01] Takiya     Looks like it. [13:02] Staff     It's about to start. [13:03] Staff     Now then, we'll be starting the performance     of The Little Match Girl brought to you [13:07] Staff     by the Oborozuka Shopping District. [13:09] Staff     Please enjoy the show. [13:15] Saikawa     It was an awfully cold night. [13:18] Saikawa     The sun had set upon the street corner,     where a single young girl was selling matches. [13:25] Kanna     Matches. Do you need any matches? [13:28] Saikawa     Yet no one would buy her matches. [13:31] Kanna     I can't sell any. [13:34] Shouta     Umm... [13:35] Shouta     Y-Young girl, do you need any hats? [13:38] K     Huh? [13:39] Saikawa     Before her appeared an old man selling hats. [13:43] Shouta     My old wife made these. [13:46] Shouta     They're very strong hats. [13:47] Shouta     W-Would you like one? [13:49] Kanna     I don't have any money. [13:51] Shouta     Are you all right? [13:53] Kanna     I'm cold. [13:54] Shouta     That must be hard. [13:55] Shouta     Oh. Then burn one of     these to warm yourself. [13:58] K     They're burning it?! [13:59] Takiya     Even though his wife made it?! [14:03] K     And they're actually setting it on fire! [14:05] Saikawa     Then something incredible happened. [14:08] Saikawa     From the smoke there     appeared a suspicious man. [14:13] Fafnir     Pathetic human. [14:14] Kanna     Who are you? What do you want? [14:17] Fafnir     You've been chosen [14:19] Fafnir     to become a magical girl with a duty to bear. [14:22] K     What's this turn of events? [14:24] Fafnir     Take it. The power to correct     this corrupt world. [14:28] Kanna     Yeah, okay! [14:29] K     That was quick! [14:31] Fafnir     Very good. In that case... [14:33] Shouta     W-Wait! [14:34] Shouta     Please make me a magical girl, too! [14:37] Fafnir     Oh? Why do you wish to be a magical girl? [14:39] Shouta     To use a magical girl's power     to commit vicious deeds [14:43] Shouta     and get money to feed my sick wife! [14:47] Both     He doesn't think to heal her with magic? [14:50] Fafnir     You would voice your desires without shame? [14:54] Fafnir     Very well. [14:55] Fafnir     You are truly human. [15:05] Shouta     This is embarrassing. [15:07] Fafnir     Still, it's unfortunate. [15:08] Fafnir     I only have one staff that will     allow you to use your powers. [15:12] Fafnir     You two will have to fight,     and the survivor shall receive it. [15:15] Fafnir     Begin! [15:16] L     Stop fighting! [15:19] L     I'm a magic fairy. [15:21] L     Don't let yourself be fooled     by that suspicious man's offer. [15:26] L     I won't allow you to toy     with the hearts of others. [15:31] L     Leave this to me and go! [15:34] Kanna     I can't just leave you here. [15:37] Shouta     Yeah, yeah! [15:38] L     Thank you. [15:39] L     My time with both of you was very enjoyable. [15:43] K     It was only a few seconds. [15:49] Kanna     No way... [15:51] Shouta     What do we do now? [15:53] Kanna     A magical girl's role is to cleanse     corruption from this world. [15:56] Kanna     Leave it to me. [16:01] Kanna     Where are the rotten people? [16:07] Saikawa     How incredible. [16:08] Saikawa     The spell cast by the young girl struck     a devastating blow to a nearby mansion. [16:13] Kanna     Let's go look there. [16:17] ---     One, two, one, two, one, two... [16:23] E     Are you the ones who set fire to this place? [16:26] Shouta     Wh-Who would do such a thing? [16:28] Both     You did. [16:29] Kanna     I'm sorry. I didn't mean ill by it. [16:32] E     No, you've been a big help. [16:34] E     I'm Oishi Kuranosuke. [16:36] E     Thanks to this fire I can     sneak into the Kira mansion. [16:39] E     You have my gratitude. [16:40] Kanna     What are you doing? [16:42] E     I've come to avenge my lord and claim     the head of Kira Kouzuke no suke! [16:47] K     Now it's the 47 Ronin? [16:54] T     Avenging your lord? How funny! [16:56] E     So you show yourself, Kira! [16:58] T     If you'd forfeit your life, then come at me! [17:01] K     Hey, hey, seriously?! [17:03] Kanna     That's the source of the corruption. [17:05] Kanna     The enemy of magical girls! [17:10] T     No one can beat me in this form. [17:15] T     I'll turn you to dust! [17:20] K     They're overdoing it! [17:21] K     If they do that, then...! [17:23] Man     Amazing. [17:24] Man     Is this that CGI thing? [17:26] Man     Who you calling a geezer? [17:27] Man     I said CGI. [17:28] E     Oh well. [17:29] E     Then I'll have to get serious, too! [17:31] T     What?! [18:06] Man     That was incredible. [18:15] Kanna     Kobayashi! [18:18] T     How was our play? [18:22] K     Well... [18:27] K     It was good. You worked     hard all on your own. [18:31] K     Nice work. [18:34] Take     Well, care to go out for an after party now? [18:37] E     Let's! [18:38] E     I just received a cake in appreciation, too. [18:40] L     Elma, you're just hungry. [18:43] E     Th-That's not true! [18:51] All     Cheers! [19:12] K     Huh? Where's everyone else? [19:14] T     They just left to head home. [19:17] T     Apparently they're each having     their own parties at home. [19:21] K     And Kanna-chan? [19:22] T     She escorted Ms. Saikawa home. [19:24] K     Hmm. [19:26] T     Would you like a bath? [19:28] T     Or would you like to go to bed as is today? [19:32] K     Well, since it is Christmas... [19:44] K     What a beautiful sight! [19:46] T     You're not cold? [19:48] K     I'm fine. [19:49] T     This is unusual. [19:51] T     You asking to see the view at night. [19:54] K     Is it? [19:55] T     Oh, right. [19:56] T     Miss Kobayashi. [19:59] T     Here. [20:00] K     What? A Christmas present? [20:02] T     Yes! [20:03] T     I got you some medicine that     works well for lower back pain. [20:07] K     Seriously? [20:08] K     That's a big help. [20:12] T     It's a valuable item in the other world. [20:15] T     You grind it down and     apply it to your lower back. [20:18] T     It works perfectly! [20:20] K     Yeah, sure... [20:24] K     Hey, I was worried all day today. [20:27] T     What's this all of a sudden? [20:30] K     To be honest, I was full of     anxiety as I watched your play, [20:34] K     worrying when I should     jump in to stop you. [20:38] K     But everyone enjoyed it. [20:42] K     You really did a nice job. [20:44] T     Thanks! [20:47] K     Oh. [21:03] T     It's a White Christmas. [21:06] K     Here! A Christmas present from me, too. [21:09] T     Huh? [21:10] T     What is it? [21:12] K     Merry Christmas, Tohru. [21:16] T     Miss Kobayashi! [21:21] K     Tohru, settle down! I'll fall! [21:25] T     But! [21:53] K     I can't get close! SIGN    Big End of Year Sale SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Next Episode [23:26] T     Mr. Fafnir, that was quite the     excellent performance! [23:29] F     Hmph. [23:30] T     Pathetic human. [23:32] F     Stop it. [23:32] T     Oh? Why do you wish to be a magical girl? [23:34] F     Don't mimic me. [23:35] T     Very well. SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time) [23:36] T     You are truly human. [23:38] F     I'll kill you! E11 - Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Big End of Year Sale! SIGN    Big Sale SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Big End of Year Sale! SIGN    Tatsuda Butchery [00:14] T     This place is full of people today. [00:17] K     The New Year's right after Christmas. SIGN    Special Sale SIGN    5 Tickets per Turn [00:21] Kanna     What's that? [00:22] K     It's a lottery. [00:24] Kanna     I want to try. [00:25] K     Hmm, we'd need tickets. SIGN    Lottery     Tickets [00:28] T     I have some. [00:30] Kanna     Lady Tohru, is that magic? [00:31] T     No, I received them during my daily     shopping here at the shopping district. [00:37] K     You've blended right in. SIGN    5 Tickets per Turn SIGN    Special Sale [00:38] Staff     Okay, you get three turns. SIGN    Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 5th Prize | ¥5,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 6th Prize | ¥1,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher SIGN    Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 5th Prize | ¥5,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher SIGN    Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher SIGN    Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu [00:43] T     The grand prize is a hot     springs vacation, huh? [00:45] T     Hot springs. [00:47] T     Hot springs would be nice. [00:49] T     I'll land the hot springs! [00:51] K     Don't use magic. [00:53] T     I know! [00:59] Staff     Here's your consolation prize. Pocket tissues. [01:03] Staff     Here are your tissues. [01:04] T     Last one! This time I'll win! [01:08] Both     Huh? [01:09] K     Hmm? [01:10] Staff     Congratulations! [01:12] T     I did it! [01:14] Staff     Third prize! You'll be set for      the cold winter with this. [01:17] Staff     You've won a warm kotatsu. [01:20] Both     Oh! [01:22] T     Kotatsu? [02:58] Staff     Are you going anywhere, Yamashita-kun? SIGN    Deadline [03:00] Yama     Home to my family in Hokkaido. [03:02] Yama     I'll buy you some nama     chocolates as souvenirs. [03:07] Elma     Nama chocolates... [03:08] Takiya     What about you, Kobayashi-san?     Going home to your family? [03:11] K     No. You? [03:14] Takiya     I have Winter Comiket at the end of the year. [03:16] K     Aah. [03:23] Woman     The train's leaving now. [03:24] Woman     Oh, you're right. [03:25] Woman     Happy New Year! [03:27] Woman     Happy New Year! [03:30] K     A lot of stuff happened this year. [03:36] K     I'm home. [03:37] T     Welcome home. [03:40] Kanna     Welcome home. [03:42] K     This year's work is finally over. [03:45] T     Well done. [03:47] Kanna     Kobayashi, do you have     to go to work anymore? [03:50] K     Nope. I'm off until the third. [03:53] Kanna     Oh! [03:54] T     You're always so busy, so please take     it easy over the holidays. [03:59] K     I plan to. [04:02] K     This is heaven. I'm glad we won the kotatsu. [04:06] T     Right? [04:09] T     I need to start preparing     the New Year's dishes soon. [04:12] T     I even borrowed the tools to     pound mochi and soba. [04:15] K     You don't have to go that all-out. [04:19] T     It's a maid's responsibility     to take charge and make sure [04:21] T     the seasonal events are carried out. [04:27] T     Oh, do you need to use the restroom? [04:29] K     It's such a pain. [04:31] K     Tohru, you're a maid. Go for me. [04:34] T     Huh? [04:36] K     Oh well, guess I'll go. [04:38] T     Oh, Miss Kobayashi, could you hit     the switch on the rice cooker? [04:42] Kanna     Pass the remote. [04:43] K     Huh? [04:53] F     What are you doing? [04:55] Takiya     Oh. [04:56] Takiya     This is New Year's curry. SIGN    Delicious     Tomato     Curry SIGN    Mild     Honey     Curry SIGN    Sun Curry SIGN    Mild [04:58] F     Is it— [05:01] Takiya     It's mild. SIGN    Sun Curry SIGN    Mild SIGN    - December 29th - [05:17] TV     The New Year's parlor trick tournament     will be on January 3rd. [05:20] TV     You can look forward to several outstanding     guests performing in our competition! [05:28] T     Our huge New Year's bargain sale starts soon!      Doors open at 6:30AM on the 1st! SIGN    - December 30th - [05:42] T     So I can just pound the New Year's     soba tomorrow before we eat it, then? [05:46] K     Tohru, isn't this a lot of work for you? [05:49] T     No, these are my natural duties as a maid. [05:53] T     Hmm, but I feel like we're     forgetting something. [06:01] T     Oh, a guest. [06:05] K     Who could it be? [06:07] Kanna     Hmm? [06:08] T     Who indeed? [06:13] Sasakibe     Tohru-chan, good afternoon! [06:16] K     Tohru, they're calling for you. [06:17] T     Well, if I have to... [06:20] T     Yes, yes. Hello? [06:22] T     Oh, Miss Sasakibe. [06:24] S     Good afternoon. [06:25] S     Umm, I made too much candied     sweet potatoes with chestnuts. [06:28] S     Have some if you'd like. [06:30] T     Well, we didn't make any of those. [06:33] T     Thank you very much! [06:35] T     Oh, hold on one moment, please. [06:37] T     Here's some mochi we pounded. [06:40] T     If you put it in your freezer     you can keep it from molding. [06:43] S     Oh, thanks! [06:45] K     Good job. [06:47] T     It's nothing. [06:54] T     Yes, yes. Hello? [06:56] T     Oh, Mr. Yana. Good afternoon. [06:58] Yan     I got a lot of mandarin oranges from my home.     Have some. They're sweet. [07:04] T     This many? Thank you very much! [07:07] T     Please hold on a moment. [07:09] T     Please take some of our mochi. [07:11] K     Good job. [07:12] T     It's nothing. [07:14] K     What is it? [07:16] T     Going by the pattern thus far,      as soon as I climb under again... [07:22] T     Well, then... [07:27] T     Mr. Sone. Is this a rooster? [07:30] Soune     Yes, next year's animal. [07:33] T     Thank you very much. [07:35] T     This rooster is well made. [07:36] T     I'll put it on display right away. [07:38] T     Here's some of the mochi we made. Have some. [07:43] ---     Nyom, nyom... [07:44] ---     Nyom, nyom... [07:46] K     Good job again. [07:48] T     Well, we received this from Mr. Sone. [07:52] Kanna     Rooster! [07:53] K     Oh, the zodiac animal? [07:54] Kanna     What's a zodiac animal? [07:55] K     There are twelve animals     in the Chinese zodiac. SIGN    Zodiac Animals [07:58] K     Rat, Ox, Tiger... SIGN    Rat SIGN    Ox SIGN    Tiger [08:01] K     Uh, what else? [08:02] T     Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Ram, SIGN    Rabbit SIGN    Dragon SIGN    Snake SIGN    Horse SIGN    Ram SIGN    Monkey [08:05] T     Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig. SIGN    Rooster SIGN    Dog SIGN    Pig [08:08] Kanna     Is that a spell? [08:10] K     I'm surprised you know. [08:11] T     It came up when I was searching the     net for all things New Year. [08:16] T     But I still can't accept it. [08:18] K     How so? [08:19] T     Well, they say the order of the     animals was decided by who [08:23] T     reached God fastest on the     morning of the new year, right? [08:27] K     Oh, yeah, there is that story. [08:30] K     The Rat stole first place by     hopping a ride on the Ox. SIGN    God SIGN    "Seriously!?" SIGN    God [08:35] K     What is it that you can't you accept? [08:38] T     Okay, stop right there! [08:40] T     It's impossible for a dragon to come after     an Ox or Tiger, let alone a Rabbit! [08:45] T     I can't accept it at all! [08:47] K     Well, it's just a story. [08:52] T     Oh, this mandarin orange is sweet. [08:57] K     Tohru. [08:58] T     Yes? [08:58] K     Well, umm... [09:00] K     For getting along with the neighbors,      and everything else you've done... [09:04] K     Thank you. [09:07] T     Thank you very much. [09:11] T     It tastes like you. [09:13] K     It doesn't. [09:14] T     Oh, right! [09:16] T     I thought I was forgetting something. [09:19] T     Here. SIGN    New Year's Greetings [09:23] K     New Year's Cards? [09:25] T     Yes. I bought them. [09:27] K     I haven't written one of these in years. SIGN    Candy Grab SIGN    - December 31st - [09:50] Announcer     How do you feel about your     first performance on the show? [09:52] Idol     Well, I wrote my lyrics down on     my hand so I wouldn't forget them, [09:54] T     I had the noodle shop owner in the     shopping district teach me the trick. [09:56] Idol     but my palms are so sweaty     they've all disappeared. [09:57] K     Wow. [09:59] Kanna     Kobayashi. [10:01] Kanna     Put my kimono on. [10:03] K     A kimono? [10:04] T     Apparently she promised to join     Miss Saikawa on her first shrine visit. [10:07] Kanna     She lent me a kimono so we     can wear them together. [10:11] K     A kimono, huh? [10:14] K     It's not too tight? [10:15] Kanna     No. [10:16] K     All right, all done. [10:18] Kanna     Oh! [10:20] T     Incredible, Miss Kobayashi.     That's like a magic trick. [10:24] K     A long time ago my mother     taught me the trick. [10:26] T     Nice. It looks cute. [10:29] K     You want to wear one, too, then, Tohru? [10:31] T     Huh? SIGN    First Shrine Visit [10:41] K     I'm glad my kimono fits you. [10:45] T     With a kimono, you can adjust     the size for the chest, too! [10:47] K     Yeah. [10:49] T     These past few days we've been losing     to the temptation of the kotatsu, [10:53] T     but going outside for a change is nice. [10:55] K     Yeah. [10:56] K     Fresh air. [10:58] Kanna     It's a little cold. [11:00] Saikawa     Kanna-san! [11:02] Kanna     Saikawa. [11:03] S     So cute! [11:05] Kanna     Warm. [11:09] L     Oh, you're here, too? [11:11] T     Why are you here? [11:13] Elma     Should I not be? [11:14] L     I ran into Elma over there. [11:17] Elma     I heard you could eat lots     of unusual food here. [11:20] K     Lucoa-san, what's with your kimono? [11:24] L     Well, it is New Year's. [11:26] L     I wanted to go traditional. [11:28] Shouta     S-Stop it! [11:28] T     What's your idea of traditional? [11:34] Takiya     Hey, Kobayashi-san. [11:36] T     Oh, that looks good on you, Mr. Fafnir. [11:40] Takiya     Yeah, it does. [11:41] F     Hmph. [11:42] Elma     Let's hurry! Before the amazake's gone! [11:45] K     Well, shall we go? [11:47] T     Yes! [11:55] T      SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time) SIGN    Fried Chicken SIGN    Amazake     It's delicious SIGN    1 Cup 100 yen [12:07] Elma     So sweet. [12:09] L     It's a nostalgic flavor. SIGN    Delicious Amazake [12:11] K     Really? [12:12] L     Yeah. I used to drink     something like this often. [12:15] L     It takes me back. [12:17] T     Oh, and because you got     drunk you and your sister— SIGN    Evil-Banishing Arrow [12:24] Saikawa     It's a pretty charm. [12:26] Kanna     Mhmm. [12:27] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san. Want to buy matching ones? [12:30] Kanna     Matching? [12:31] Saikawa     Yes. [12:32] Saikawa     O-Of this r-relationship charm. SIGN    Relationships [12:35] T     A charm, huh? [12:39] K     You want one? SIGN    Academics [12:42] Saikawa     An academics charm... [12:45] Elma     One I made would work way better. [12:48] L     You don't need any charms, Shouta? [12:51] Shouta     I'm from a family of mages. [12:53] Shouta     I'll achieve my desires myself! [12:56] L     How cute! [12:58] Shouta     S-Stop it! [13:00] T     You bought an evil-banishing arrow? [13:02] Fafnir     It might be useful for     researching new curses. [13:06] K     How'd Comiket go? [13:07] Takiya     Thanks, we sold out. [13:09] K     You're as popular as ever, huh. [13:12] Takiya     Looks like Faf-kun's "Curse Anthology 2"      didn't sell any though. [13:16] K     He produced a second after the     first didn't sell this summer? [13:19] Elma     Miss Kobayashi. [13:21] Elma     What's that? SIGN    Fortune Telling SIGN    Fortune Telling     Number Twelve     Great Blessing          Luck [13:25] K     Georgie, you got great blessing! [13:27] Georgie     It's a blessing too great for a maid.     You should have it, young lady. [13:32] Saikawa     I'm fine. It's your luck, Sis—... Georgie. [13:37] T     Miss Kobayashi, look! My fortune! [13:40] K     Huh? Which one? SIGN    Fortune Telling     Number Twelve     Great Curse          Luck [13:42] K     Great curse. [13:43] K     This is my first time seeing it. [13:45] T     What does it mean? [13:47] K     Your wishes will prove difficult. [13:50] K     The one you wait for will come. [13:52] K     That which you've lost, won't be found. [13:55] K     I don't really get, but it     sounds like a great curse. [13:59] K     Though I guess it also means things'll     only get better from here. [14:02] K     Yay! [14:03] Woman     Hey, isn't it almost time? [14:05] Woman     Huh? Seriously? [14:06] Woman     Seriously, seriously. [14:07] T     I wonder what's going on. SIGN    Saturday, December 31st [14:11] K     Oh, this year's almost over. [14:14] K     Time sure flew by, didn't it? [14:19] People     Thirteen, twelve, [14:21] People     eleven, ten, nine, [14:24] People     eight, [14:25] People     seven, [14:26] People     six, [14:27] People     five, [14:28] People     four, three, two, [14:31] People     one! [14:33] People     Happy New Year! [14:35] People     Happy New Year! [14:37] People     Happy New Year! [14:39] K     Tohru. [14:41] K     Happy New Year. [14:44] T     Happy New Year to you, too! SIGN    Be happy. SIGN    May Dad's lower back get a little better. SIGN    May I become great at soccer SIGN    Land a job. SIGN    Cherish our family. [14:50] Georgie     Young lady, are you all right? [14:53] Saikawa     I'm just a little cold. [14:54] Kanna     Kobayashi, can I invite Saikawa over? [14:57] K     Huh? [14:58] Kanna     Since it's warm under the kotatsu. [15:00] T     Why don't we take this chance     to invite everyone over? [15:04] T     We have plenty of food, too. [15:06] K     Sure. We should let Saikawa-san's     and Shouta-kun's families know. [15:10] T     Well then, everyone, let's go! [15:20] T     Here's the ozouni soup, everyone. [15:22] Elma     What's this? Did you make this? [15:25] T     You don't have to eat it     if you don't want to. [15:28] K     Tohru and Kanna made the mochi. [15:31] Takiya     You went all out. [15:32] Elma     Well, since you made it,     I'll eat it for you. [15:35] L     Thanks for the food. SIGN    Slurp [15:38] Elma     It's good! [15:40] T     I learned the seasoning from     Miss Kobayashi's family. [15:44] Fafnir     It's not mild, huh? [15:46] T     I'll make some sweet red bean soup later, too. [15:50] K     Tohru. [15:52] K     What meat is this? [15:53] T     You get a special treat, Miss Kobayashi! [15:56] K     I've told you countless times     not to put in your tail. [15:59] T     But it's about time you tried it, isn't it? [16:01] T     It's a new year after all. [16:03] K     It still won't happen next     year or the year after. [16:06] T     Eh? [16:09] K     Just climb in with us. [16:11] T     Okay. [16:12] T     The kotatsu's the best. [16:14] Takiya     Kotatsus are nice. Maybe we'll buy one, too. [16:18] Fafnir     Do as you please. [16:37] Kanna     Oh! [16:49] Saikawa     I got to see the first sunrise of the year     with Kanna-san, so this should be a good year. [16:54] Fafnir     It's just a sunrise. [16:56] Takiya     The first sunrise of the year is special. [17:00] K     There it goes. [17:03] T     Yes. SIGN    - January 2nd - [17:11] Announcer     Now, every year on January 2nd,     it's the annual Tokyo Bay Ekiden! [17:14] Kanna     I want to watch anime. [17:15] TV     Which team will win today's race to Nagaura? [17:15] K     That's on break until the new year's over. [17:18] Kanna     Eh? [17:19] K     Well, I understand how you feel. [17:26] K     Tohru, pick it up. [17:28] T     I can't step away right now. [17:30] K     What do you mean? [17:31] T     It's closer to you, isn't it? [17:42] K     Aah, fine. SIGN    - January 3rd - [17:51] TV     Now, today's Tokyo Bay     Ekiden, on January 3rd. [17:55] TV     The contenders for the win have     been narrowed down to two teams! [17:56] T     Are these people running the     same race as yesterday? [17:59] K     No, today they're running back from Nagaura. [18:02] Kanna     Boring. [18:03] T     Want to play a game? [18:05] Kanna     Uh-uh. [18:06] Kanna     I'll do my homework. [18:08] Both     Homework? [18:11] K     First writing of the year, huh? [18:12] Kanna     Mhmm. [18:13] T     What are you writing? [18:15] Kanna     Anything works. [18:17] K     Ko... [18:19] K     ...ta... [18:22] K     ...tsu. SIGN    Kotatsu [18:24] K     Kotatsu, huh? [18:26] T     Looks fun. [18:28] Kanna     Lady Tohru, you, too. [18:30] T     Are you sure? [18:31] Kanna     Mhmm. [18:32] T     Okay! SIGN    Mom [18:39] T     What should I write? [18:42] Kanna     Something you like? [18:47] K     Hello? [18:49] Kanna     Lady Tohru? [18:50] T     Oh, right. [18:52] K     Mom? [18:53] KM     Happy New Year. [18:55] K     Oh, Happy New Year. [18:57] KM     I got your New Year's card today. [18:59] K     Oh, I guess it didn't make     it for the 1st, huh? [19:03] KM     It's the first time you've ever sent a card. [19:05] K     Yeah. Everyone doing all right? [19:07] KM     We're well, we're well. [19:10] T     It went out of bounds! [19:13] Kanna     Lady Tohru, don't worry. [19:14] KM     Sounds lively. [19:15] T     What do I do?! [19:16] K     I have some friends over. [19:18] KM     So you're having fun, then? [19:18] Kanna     It's fine to keep going. [19:20] T     All right, here I go. [19:22] K     Yeah. [19:24] K     I'll call again sometime. [19:25] K     Give everyone my regards. [19:28] K     Yeah. Later. SIGN    Miss Kobayashi [19:35] K     You wrote it. [19:37] T     Yes. [19:39] T     Who was on the phone? [19:40] K     My mom. [19:41] T     Huh? [19:42] K     She said all my folks are doing well. [19:47] T     I see. [20:01] K     New Year's ending soon. [20:05] T     Miss Kobayashi, you weren't going to     see your family even for New Year's? [20:09] K     Hmm. [20:11] K     Every year, I spend New Year's     sleeping off the year's fatigue. [20:15] K     It's not like I'm on bad     terms with my family. [20:18] K     Occasionally we chat on the phone. [20:21] T     Is that how it is with human families? [20:25] K     I think it's different for everyone. [20:28] K     In my case, living over here's     the life I've grown used to. [20:35] T     I think I understand. [20:36] K     What about you? [20:38] K     You could go back if you wanted to, right? [20:40] K     You're not going to go see them? [20:48] T     Living here with you is my     life now, Miss Kobayashi. [20:54] K     Yeah. [20:58] Both     Oh! [20:59] T     It went in nicely that time. [21:01] K     Yeah, it fell right... [21:04] K     Ah. SIGN    New Year's Money [21:09] Kanna     New Year's money? [21:11] K     I completely forgot. [21:13] T     New Year's money? [21:15] T     It's my first time receiving any. [21:17] Kanna     Mine, too. [21:20] K     It's my first time giving any, as well. [21:22] K     Well, I'm off. [21:24] Both     Take care! [21:33] Shouta     I'm gonna have a good first dream. [21:38] L     One, Fuji Lucoa! [21:40] L     Two, Hawk Lucoa! [21:42] L     Three, Eggplant Lucoa! [21:44] Shouta     Stop it! SIGN    Next Episode [23:25] Kanna     Lady Elma, I received New     Year's money from Kobayashi. [23:29] Elma     Oh, good for you, Kanna. [23:31] Kanna     I received New Year's money from Kobayashi. [23:34] Kanna     New Year's money. [23:35] Elma     All right! I'll give you one, too. SIGN    Episode 12 SIGN    Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting!     (We're Raising The Bar On Ourselves) [23:38] Kanna     Oh! E12 - Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting! (We're Raising the Bar on Ourselves) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] T     Miss Kobayashi, your coffee's ready. [00:08] K     Oh, thank you. [00:12] T     Kanna, if you don't eat quick,      you'll be late. [00:16] Kanna     Yeah. [00:17] T     Here's your hot milk, Kanna. [00:19] T     Oh, Miss Kobayashi! [00:21] K     Hmm? [00:22] T     What would you like for dinner this evening? [00:25] K     Hmm, well, anything works. [00:29] K     Or maybe not. [00:31] T     No go? [00:33] K     Is there anything you'd like to eat, Tohru? [00:35] T     Me? [00:38] T     Omurice, I suppose. [00:40] K     Oh! Nice! Let's go with that, then. [00:43] K     Make us good ones, please. [00:46] T     Roger that! [00:47] T     Leave it to me! [00:50] T     When do you think you'll      be getting home tonight? [00:52] K     Hmm, I want to be home by ten. [00:55] T     Understood. [00:58] Kanna     Lady Tohru, I'm heading out. [00:59] K     I'm heading out, too. [01:00] T     Yes. Take care! [01:04] T     All right! [01:05] T     Time to give my best again today. [02:40] T     Cleaning, cleaning. [02:43] T     Lalala. [02:44] T     Beat the dust, [02:46] T     crush it, [02:48] T     and leave no dirt or grime! [02:51] T     Wipe it out, [02:53] T     wipe it out! [02:58] T     Huh?! Bring it on! [03:05] T     Bathroom, check! [03:07] T     Bedrooms, check! [03:08] T     Entrance, check! [03:09] T     Rooster, check! [03:10] T     Living room, check! [03:15] T     Perfect timing on the laundry, too. [03:19] T     The weather's nice today,     so they should dry quickly. [03:24] T     Coming. [03:26] Delivery     Please stamp here. [03:28] T     Thank you for all your work. [03:31] Delivery     Thank you. [03:34] T     The cushion to help with     Miss Kobayashi's lower back pain, huh? [03:39] T     Well, the laundry's finished. [03:42] T     All that's left is the omurice for dinner. [03:47] T     It's all for Miss Kobayashi. [03:50] (Flashback) K     Make us good ones, please. [03:53] T     I must prepare the best omurice ever! [03:56] T     First, some trial runs. [04:01] T     Finished! [04:04] T     How's that? [04:05] T     Fluffy, juicy eggs, hot rice with     ketchup, all at restaurant quality! [04:11] T     And the taste... [04:15] T     is average?! [04:17] T     It's not that it isn't good, but... [04:20] T     Hmm... [04:22] (Flashback) K     Make us good ones, please. [04:26] T     Ah! [04:28] T     I want it to be a little more special. [04:31] T     Though she already warned     me not to add tail... [04:36] T     Yes? [04:37] L     Hey. [04:39] T     Oh, it's you, Miss Lucoa. [04:41] L     I brought some snacks. Want some? [04:45] T     Thank you very much. [04:50] T     What's with that outfit? [04:52] L     Everyone was always saying something to me,     so I tried toning down the exposure. [04:55] L     How is it? [04:57] T     You should change your body next. [04:59] L     Huh? [05:00] T     Please, come inside. [05:02] L     Yeah. Pardon me. [05:09] L     No wonder that shop receives such praise. [05:11] T     I'll put on another cup for you. [05:14] L     Oh, but I need to be going. [05:16] T     Right! [05:18] T     I was in the middle of making trial batches     of omurice for Miss Kobayashi to eat. [05:22] T     Do you know any techniques     to make them taste good? [05:26] L     Oh, omurice, huh? [05:28] L     Hmm... [05:31] L     The quickest way would probably be     to use good ingredients, I think? [05:35] T     I see. [05:36] L     Later! The tea was delicious. [05:40] T     It was nothing. [05:45] T     Ingredients, huh? SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Prime Free-Range Chicken Thighs [05:53] T     It's expensive. [05:55] T     If I gather good rice,     vegetables, and eggs... [05:59] T     Yeah, all right. [06:00] T     Over budget?! [06:02] Butcher     Shopping for dinner, Tohru-chan? [06:05] T     Oh, Mr. Tatsuta. [06:07] T     This chicken is expensive, isn't it? [06:11] Butcher     Well, that's the best free-range     chicken from Akita, after all. [06:14] T     Could you give me a discount? [06:17] Butcher     Hmm, it's already priced as low as I can go. [06:19] T     Could you please?! [06:20] Butcher     If I go any lower,     it'll hurt my own livelihood. [06:25] T     I see. [06:26] Butcher     But I wanted to thank you     for the other day, too. [06:29] Butcher     I could give you extra on these cuts. SIGN    Chicken Thighs SIGN    Chicken Thighs [06:33] T     They're average! [06:34] T     That would defeat the point. [06:36] Butcher     It would? [06:39] K     Make us good ones, please. [06:42] T     I don't have a choice. [06:53] T     Hereabouts should be good. [07:07] Kanna     I'm home! [07:10] T     Welcome home, Kanna! [07:17] Kanna     Lady Tohru, what's this? [07:19] T     Ingredients for our omurice. [07:21] Kanna     You went back again? [07:23] T     Only for a moment. [07:26] Kanna     What eggs are these? [07:28] T     They're Gullinkambi eggs. [07:31] Kanna     The one serving as Valhalla's alarm clock? [07:34] T     Yes. [07:34] Gullinkambi     Cock-a-doodle-doo! [07:36] (Flashback) Einherjar     They're damn good! [07:38] (Flashback) T     Really? [07:39] T     An einherjar told me they're     incredibly delicious. [07:43] Kanna     And this? [07:44] T     That's... [07:45] T     spring water from an elf village. [07:47] T     I was planning to cook the     rice with it. Just... [07:52] T     I've fought with the elves     before, so I took it in secret. [07:56] Kanna     You couldn't complain if     they killed you over that. [07:59] T     There's also meat from bull demons,     and fruits that only grow in that world. [08:05] Kanna     What about the rice and vegetables? [08:07] T     I thought it best to use rice     and vegetables from this world. [08:10] Kanna     True, the rice in this nation is delicious. [08:13] T     Apparently they use some magic     called "selective breeding." [08:18] T     I should have them teach me     the incantation some time. [08:22] T     Now, then. [08:23] T     Time to get cooking! [08:25] T     Kanna, could you help me, too? [08:27] Kanna     Yeah! [08:33] L     Roar! [08:35] Shouta     Demons out! Blessings in! [08:35] L     Roar, roar! [08:41] L     Roar, roar, roar, roar! [08:41] Shouta     Demons out! Blessings in! [08:59] Shouta     Lucoa! [09:00] L     Huh? [09:02] L     Oh, were you worried about me? [09:04] L     I-I wasn't! [09:06] L     Huh? [09:08] L      SIGN    Episode 12 SIGN    Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting! (We're Raising the Bar on Ourselves) [09:14] K     Ah, I'm beat. [09:19] K     Oh, right, tonight's dinner is omurice. [09:23] K     If I recall, the first normal meal     she cooked was omurice. [09:28] (Flashback) T     It's done, Miss Kobayashi! [09:30] K     She set it out with such confidence... [09:33] K     And it was damn good! [09:35] K     Normally, she always made     weird things, though. [09:38] K     Thinking about it now... [09:40] K     It's been a long time since I had     someone willing to cook for me. SIGN    Two's better than one! Three's better than two! Family's great! [09:48] K     Back then I told her it was so-so, but... [09:51] K     Today I'll tell her... [09:55] K     it's... good... [10:00] (Flashback) Staff     Hey, hurry up and pass that my way! [10:01] (Flashback) Staff     Forget about that,     hurry up and fix this error! [10:02] Staff     Make sure you're making backups! [10:03] Staff     Help me out here! [10:04] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! [10:05] (Flashback) Boss     The deadline's almost here! [10:06] (Flashback) K     Yes! [10:07] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! We've got errors! [10:09] (Flashback) K     I'll fix them at once! [10:10] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! Help out over here! [10:12] (Flashback) K     Coming right now! [10:13] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! [10:14] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! [10:15] (Flashback) Boss     Kobayashi! [10:15] (Flashback) K     Shut up! [10:22] (Flashback) K     Another, man! [10:23] (Flashback) Bartender     Coming up. [10:26] (Flashback) K     That's my stop! SIGN    Express [10:28] (Flashback) K     Where am I going now? [10:32] (Flashback) K     The mountain... sounds good. [10:34] (Flashback) K     The air's nice here! [10:35] (Flashback) K     Huh?! A bear?! SIGN    Caution! Bears in Area [10:36] (Flashback) K     Bear... [10:37] (Flashback) K     Tasty bears! [10:38] (Flashback) K     Bring it on! SIGN    Dragonslayer [10:45] (Flashback) K     It's pitch black! [10:48] (Flashback) K     Ow. [10:53] (Flashback) K     What? [11:00] (Flashback) T     Where did you come from, human? [11:13] (Flashback) K     Whoa! It's a dragon! Hug me! [11:18] (Flashback) K     Ow! [11:19] (Flashback) T     Leave, you insolent human! [11:22] (Flashback) T     Or I'll eat you! [11:28] (Flashback) T     Well, either way, I'm going to die, too. [11:34] (Flashback) T     How pathetic that the last     being I meet is a human. [11:38] K     Hey, don't you get tired     of talking that way? [11:40] (Flashback) T     Huh? [11:41] (Flashback) K     It has to wear you out. [11:43] (Flashback) T     Why, you! [11:44] (Flashback) K     You need this pulled out? [11:46] (Flashback) T     Huh? Well... [11:49] (Flashback) T     Hey! [11:50] (Flashback) T     You fool! If a human touches God's     sword, their mind will be torn— Ahh! [11:56] (Flashback) K     Don't know about that. [11:57] (Flashback) K     If God exists, then... Hngh! [12:02] (Flashback) K     He should try... [12:04] (Flashback) K     extending my deadline right now! [12:04] (Flashback) T     No, no, no, no! SIGN    Dragonslayer [12:13] (Flashback) K     Even if we are in my dream, that's no     reason a dragon should be so servile. [12:20] (Flashback) T     I'm sorry. [12:21] (Flashback) T     Yet you saved me... [12:23] (Flashback) T     I was defeated in battle with the     gods, and escaped to this world. [12:28] (Flashback) T     I imagine you managed to remove     that sword because you lack faith. [12:33] (Flashback) T     I'm truly grateful. [12:33] (Flashback) K     Who gives a damn about that?! [12:36] (Flashback) T     Huh? [12:38] (Flashback) K     Drink! [12:39] (Flashback) K     Drink with me! [12:40] (Flashback) K     Dragon, listen to my story! [12:42] (Flashback) T     Huh? Uh... [12:45] (Flashback) K     Drink it! [13:04] (Flashback) K     Oh. [13:06] (Flashback) K     So you're a girl, then. [13:08] (Flashback) T     Yes, I am. [13:10] (Flashback) T     I don't like using this spell though. [13:13] (Flashback) K     Oh! You're a good drinker! [13:15] (Flashback) K     All right! Let's drink     together, just us girls! SIGN    Hehehe [13:18] (Flashback) T     Girls?! SIGN    D'oh [13:19] (Flashback) K     I'm a girl! [13:20] (Flashback) T     Oh! I'm sorry. [13:21] (Flashback) K     Jeez, now I'm mad! Drink!     Let me fondle your tits! [13:24] (Flashback) T     Sure. [13:25] (Flashback) K     Huh? I can? SIGN    - Several Hours Later - SIGN    Dragon slayer [13:29] (Flashback) K     This whole world's unfair! [13:31] (Flashback) K     I'm out there working so hard, for what?! [13:33] (Flashback) T     That's right, you tell them!     Let me bring an end to it all! [13:37] (Flashback) K     And what the hell?! Don't make me cover     for your subordinate's mistakes! [13:42] (Flashback) T     Don't assume all dragons are those lolicons     who demand a village's virgin daughters! SIGN    Dragonslayer [14:01] (Flashback) K     Why am I all alone? [14:06] (Flashback) T     Same. [14:09] (Flashback) T     I'm all alone in this world now... [14:18] (Flashback) K     Do you have anywhere to go? [14:20] (Flashback) T     No. Though I've been alone from the start. [14:25] (Flashback) K     Then... [14:26] (Flashback) K     Want to come to my place? [14:39] (Flashback) T     I-I do! [14:46] (Flashback) K     Then be my maid! [14:48] (Flashback) T     What? [14:48] (Flashback) K     Listen! A maid isn't just a simple servant! [14:52] (Flashback) K     Normally they're divided by their     roles into house maids, laundry maids, [14:55] (Flashback) K     and so forth, and it takes training to be     one, unlike those girls at maid cafés—Oh! [15:00] (Flashback) K     I'm Kobayashi. [15:04] (Flashback) T     I'm Tohru. [15:06] (Flashback) K     So, Tohru. [15:07] (Flashback) K     I'm not out to deny the     existence of maid cafés. [15:09] (Flashback) K     Those are good in their own way, [15:10] (Flashback) K     but they're a problem that     helps contribute to the growing [15:11] (Flashback) K     trend of the maid profession     being taken lightly... [15:16] Train     Oborozuka. Oborozuka. SIGN    Oborozuka [15:20] K     I feel like I dreamt about     something important... [15:26] K     I'm home. [15:27] Kanna     Kobayashi! [15:28] T     Miss Kobayashi, welcome home! [15:31] T     We just finished the omurice. [15:33] Kanna     I helped, too. [15:35] T     I'm confident in it! [15:40] K     The omurice was delicious, [15:43] K     but because I had to point out so many issues, [15:44] K     I again failed to tell her they were good. [15:59] Taki     I can't believe it's raining all of a sudden! [16:02] Taki     I'm home! [16:03] Taki     They said there was no chance of rain. [16:12] Fafnir     Help me, Takiya. [16:13] Fafnir     It's a guerrilla event. [16:15] Fafnir     Time to grind. [16:18] Taki     Coming, coming! [16:22] T     Hmm... [16:23] T     I guess we'll be having     this for lunch for a while. [16:26] TV     So cute! [16:28] TV     Is it okay if I pet him? [16:30] TV     Sure! SIGN    Entertainer Special SIGN    Entertainers' Pet      Gathering SIGN    World Wide Dogs [16:32] T     Ridiculous. [16:33] K     Oh, hey, it's cramped. [16:35] T     What mere pets, acting     affectionate with humans. [16:38] K     You're one to talk. [16:40] T     Kanna. [16:40] K     No. [16:42] K     Speaking of which, were there any humans     you were close to in your old world? [16:46] T     Humans? [16:48] T     Well, if I had to say, there was one     human I associated with for a time. [16:55] K     Oh? What were they like? [16:58] T     Well, allow me to talk about     my former self a bit. [17:07] T     I first met that human in     an empty, ruined village. [17:14] (Flashback) T     Hmm, guess I'll make this     place my home for a while. [17:19] (Flashback) T     Hmm? [17:23] (Flashback) Girl     It's rare to see a dragon     in a place like this! [17:27] (Flashback) Girl     I was just lying low for a bit. [17:29] (Flashback) Girl     Let me stay with you for a while! [17:31] (Flashback) T     A bandit? [17:32] (Flashback) Girl     Uh-huh. [17:34] (Flashback) Girl     I mistook a noble for a merchant and     attacked them, now I'm on the run. [17:38] (Flashback) Girl     All my comrades have been captured, [17:41] (Flashback) Girl     so I'm all alone now and I     was wondering what to do next. [17:44] (Flashback) T     I'm not interested in you. [17:47] (Flashback) T     If you don't get lost, I'll just kill you. [17:50] (Flashback) T     How dare you... Why do you laugh? [17:52] (Flashback) Girl     Oh, sorry! [17:54] (Flashback) Girl     This is the first time I've     ever heard anyone say [17:56] (Flashback) Girl     they'd kill me with so little     intent behind the words! [17:58] (Flashback) Girl     Miss Dragon, you're not used to     threatening people, are you? [18:01] (Flashback) T     It's not just a threat! [18:06] (Flashback) Girl     See? [18:10] (Flashback) Girl     So it's okay, right? [18:12] (Flashback) Girl     Let me stay for a while. [18:15] (Flashback) T     Do as you please. [18:17] (Flashback) Girl     Yeah. [18:18] T     Thinking back on it now,     I could've just left myself. [18:22] T     But at the time I couldn't     let myself yield to a human. [18:28] (Flashback) Girl     Hey, hey, what's it feel     like being a dragon? [18:34] (Flashback) T     What do you mean? [18:36] (Flashback) Girl     You can fly through the sky, and possess     such power you'll never lose to anyone. [18:41] (Flashback) Girl     I want to know what it feels like to     be able to live freely in this world. [18:45] (Flashback) Girl     Huh? You're ignoring me? [18:47] Girl     No way! [18:47] T     At the time I found myself thinking. [18:48] Girl     You responded to me! Hey! [18:50] T     What was my freedom like? [18:52] T     I never thought of myself     as free before then. [18:56] T     I was born with the chaos faction,      lived with chaos, and fought the divine. [19:03] T     If that all ended, would I be free? [19:06] T     Would it ever end? [19:07] T     Even if it did end,      and I was free, what would I...? [19:13] (Flashback) T     What would you do if you had freedom? [19:15] (Flashback) Girl     Hmm? [19:16] (Flashback) Girl     Be a maid! [19:18] (Flashback) T     A maid? [19:19] (Flashback) Girl     Yes. A maid. [19:21] (Flashback) Girl     I'd wear a cute maid outfit, [19:23] (Flashback) Girl     greet guests with my best smile,     fall in love with my master. [19:29] (Flashback) T     You'd just be enslaving yourself. [19:31] (Flashback) Girl     Yes! [19:32] (Flashback) Girl     But it'd be my choice. [19:34] (Flashback) Girl     I would have a choice. [19:36] (Flashback) Girl     If I had a choice, I think     my life would be different. [19:40] (Flashback) Girl     If I could choose my own life, [19:42] (Flashback) Girl     and my only two choices were becoming     a bandit or becoming a slave, then... [19:47] (Flashback) T     I see. [19:49] (Flashback) Girl     Yeah. [19:50] T     Thinking back on it, I had     never made my own choice, [19:54] T     and I thought that was fine. [19:57] T     There wasn't anyone I wanted to see anyway. [20:00] T     So I chatted with that girl     for a while after that. [20:05] (Flashback) Girl     I think I should be good now. [20:07] (Flashback) T     You're leaving? [20:09] (Flashback) Girl     Yeah. [20:10] (Flashback) Girl     I'm going to cross the mountains and     try heading to the next nation over. [20:14] (Flashback) Girl     I'm sure there'll be something there. [20:15] (Flashback) Girl     Oh, Miss Dragon, let me ride you. [20:18] (Flashback) T     Bug off! I'll never let a human ride me! [20:20] (Flashback) Girl     Cheapskate. [20:22] (Flashback) T     I'll die before I let a human ride me. [20:27] (Flashback) Girl     Well, later. [20:29] (Flashback) Girl     Thank you, Miss Dragon! [20:32] (Flashback) T     For what? [20:33] (Flashback) Girl     For being with me. [20:36] T     And so I parted ways with     that annoying human. [20:39] T     At least, that's how I should have felt. [20:41] T     Yet I felt a little sad... [20:45] T     and uncomfortable. [20:47] K     Then maybe that person had something     to do with why you're my maid now. [20:52] T     You're right. [20:54] T     It's rare of me to say this, but I     wouldn't mind seeing that human again. [20:59] K     I see. [21:00] T     Yes. [21:01] T     By the way, Tohru. [21:03] T     Yes? [21:04] K     The way you used to talk     sounds like an old man. [21:07] T     Huh?! [21:07] T     But it's cool! [21:09] K     Huh? [21:13] Girl     All right! [21:15] Girl     The weather's nice. SIGN    Super Entry Level Object-Oriented Programming SIGN    Learn the skills yourself [21:28] Elma     I see... [21:35] Elma     I've sure blended in to this world... [21:38] Elma     Oh, well. SIGN    Next Episode [23:25] K     Tohru, do you think that     bandit girl is still alive? [23:29] T     Who knows? [23:30] T     But if she is alive, I bet     she's serving as a maid. [23:33] K     Same as you, then. [23:34] T     Indeed. [23:35] K     I hope she's getting along well. SIGN    Episode 13 SIGN    Emperor of Demise Arrives!     (It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It) [23:37] T     I hope so, too. E13 - Emperor of Demise Arrives! (It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:20] Kanna     Today I promised to play     with Saikawa in the park. [00:24] K     I see. Have fun. [00:26] Kanna     Mm. [00:27] T     Do you have any plans for today,      Miss Kobayashi? [00:32] K     I guess I'd like to spend my day     off relaxing at home for once. [00:35] T     Understood! [00:36] T     I'll give it my utmost best as your     maid to ensure you can relax. [00:41] K     Well, just leaving me alone is fine. [00:47] T     Kanna! [00:50] T     Take care. [00:51] ---     Yeah. [00:58] T     I hope the sun comes out today. [02:42] Kanna     Cute. [02:45] S     Shepherd's purse, huh? SIGN    Flower Language Dictionary [02:47] Kanna     Flower language? [02:48] S     Yes. It's a book about the language of flowers. [02:50] S     Georgie lent it to me. [02:52] S     It's interesting. [02:57] Kanna     Saikawa. [02:59] S     The meaning of shepherd's purse is... [03:01] S     There! SIGN    Shepherd's Purse     Flower Meaning:     I'll offer everything to you.     Brassicaaceae Family,     Capsella Genus, Annual. [03:03] S     I'll offer everything to you?! [03:08] S     My everything for you, Kanna-san! [03:13] Kanna     My everything? [03:33] T     Here you go, Miss Kobayashi. [03:35] K     Yeah, thanks. [03:45] T     How is it? [03:47] K     Oh, it's good. [03:51] T     I've been trying to change     the temperature and such, [03:54] T     depending on how you're feeling. [03:58] K     You dragons are amazing. [04:00] T     It's not because I'm a dragon. [04:02] T     It's because I'm me. [04:04] T     Well, I should go shopping soon. [04:10] T     What should I make for tonight's dinner? [04:16] K     Omurice. [04:18] T     Sounds good! [04:19] T     Let's go with that, then. [04:20] K     Make us proper ones today, please. [04:22] T     Leave it to me! [04:24] T     I'm heading out. [04:26] K     Okay. [04:34] T     Omurice, omurice! SIGN    LED Light Campaign On Now [04:38] TV     Their lifespan is short! [04:40] Man     Yes. For example, the house mouse only     lives for a year to a year and a half. SIGN    House Mouse SIGN    Lifespan SIGN    Human [04:45] Woman     Ah, how sad! [04:47] Man     That's not so. [04:49] Man     Every living creature has     its own perception of time, [04:51] Man     and applying human standards     to them is mistaken. [04:53] D     How long are you planning     to keep doing this? [05:00] T     Are you me? [05:03] D     That's right. [05:04] D     I'm the doubt within you. [05:14] D     Don't avert your eyes. [05:15] D     Don't deceive yourself. [05:17] D     And with that... [05:21] D     I ask you. How long are you     planning to keep doing this? [05:28] T     I just want to enjoy this time I have now, [05:32] T     and spend time with     Miss Kobayashi, that's all... [05:35] D     How long? [05:38] D     You understand, don't you? [05:40] D     One day you will have to go back. [05:43] T     I won't go back. [05:45] T     I don't intend to go back. [05:47] T     Because I'm Miss Kobayashi's maid. [05:50] D     You're not. You're a dragon! [05:54] T     What will you do if you     have a reason to return? [05:57] T     If the war back there worsens? [06:00] T     If you long for battle? [06:02] T     If Miss Kobayashi were to... SIGN    Die [06:16] T     Miss Kobayashi... The place I belong... [06:34] T     Father? [06:35] Father     You understand why I'm here, yes? [06:41] Father     You're coming home with me. [06:42] Father     Tohru, this isn't where you belong. [07:03] Kanna     Lady Tohru! [07:10] K     Welcome home, Kanna-chan. [07:11] Kanna     Yeah. [07:14] K     Tohru's still not back yet, huh. [07:16] K     Just how far did she go to shop? [07:19] Kanna     Lady Tohru went home. [07:21] K     No, she's not— [07:23] Kanna     She went home. [07:24] K     Huh? [07:25] Kanna     To the other world. [07:28] Kanna     I think the Emperor of Demise,     Lady Tohru's father, came to pick her up. [07:36] K     What do you mean? [07:42] Kanna     I don't think she'll come     back to this world anymore. [07:46] K     Huh? [07:49] Kanna     She can't go against the Emperor of Demise. [07:52] K     I see. [08:08] K     Seriously? SIGN    Episode 13 SIGN    Emperor of Demise Arrives! (It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It) [08:22] K     Crap! [08:23] K     Kanna-chan, wake up! [08:25] K     You'll be late! [08:28] K     Shoot, shoot. [08:30] K     I totally forgot! [08:40] K     Hot! [08:44] K     Oh, man... [08:47] K     I'm sorry, Kanna-chan. [08:49] Kanna     It's okay. [08:52] Staff     Kobayashi-san. [08:54] Staff     Kobayashi-san. [08:55] Staff     Kobayashi-san? [08:56] K     Huh? [08:57] K     Oh, Yamashita-kun. [08:59] Y     About those revisions... [09:01] K     Yeah, I'll take care of them. [09:03] Y     Sorry. [09:07] Takiya     Kobayashi-san, did something happen? [09:16] K     Tohru went home. [09:18] K     To the other world. [09:24] Takiya     I see. [09:26] K     Yeah. [09:33] K     I'm home. [09:37] Kanna     Kobayashi, welcome home. [09:39] K     Sorry I'm late. [09:41] K     Let's have dinner. [09:43] Kanna     Yeah. SIGN    Burnable Trash SIGN    Time Set [10:46] Takiya     Are you all right? [10:47] K     How so? [10:48] Takiya     Staying this late, pulling overtime. [10:50] K     Kanna-chan's staying at     Saikawa-san's place tonight. [10:53] Takiya     I see. [10:57] Takiya     Want to go for drinks after we're done? [11:00] K     I'll pass tonight. [11:03] Takiya     All right. [11:05] Takiya     Next time, then. [11:05] K     Yeah. [11:09] Georgie     Well, Kanna-sama, young lady, good night. [11:13] Both     Good night. [11:18] Saikawa     Wh-What's the matter, Kanna-san? [11:35] L     Tohru. SIGN    Hades7: Well, time for me to drop off. SIGN    Ebony Holy Knight: Oh, me, too. SIGN    Ebony Holy Knight: Ooyama-san, good night. SIGN    Crystalite: Pulling another all-nighter? SIGN    Crystalite: That's crazy. Later. [11:52] K     I'm home. [12:15] K     I should've told her the     omurice was good, [12:17] K     if things were going to turn out like this. [12:32] T     Miss Kobayashi, it's me! [12:34] T     Me, Tohru! [12:36] K     Tohru? [12:45] T     I'm home, Miss Kobayashi! [12:48] T     Oh, I can't fit inside in this form. [13:01] K     Why? [13:02] T     Huh? [13:03] K     I thought you went home. [13:05] K     To the other world. [13:08] T     Yes. [13:10] T     But I came back. [13:17] T     This is kind of awkward. [13:20] K     Yeah. [13:25] T     I'm home, Miss Kobayashi. [13:31] K     Yeah. Welcome home, Toh— [13:38] K     What? [13:45] Father     Tohru. [13:47] T     Father. [13:48] K     This is Tohru's... [13:50] Father     Why did you come back without permission? [13:53] T     Because I want to be here. [13:56] T     Please! [13:56] Father     No. [13:59] Father     I told you. We're forbidden from     interfering in this world. [14:05] Father     You're coming home with me. [14:09] T     I don't want to! [14:10] Father     What you want doesn't matter. [14:18] Father     You understand. You can't be in this world. [14:21] Father     You can't throw the world     into chaos over your whims. [14:26] T     I want to be here. [14:30] T     Because this is where I belong. [14:35] Father     You would live a quiet life as a human? [14:38] Father     One day you'll fray apart. [14:40] Father     You've sensed that, haven't you? [14:49] Father     Come back, Tohru. [14:51] Father     Before you get hurt. [14:58] K     Is it okay if I speak up? [15:00] K     That was a mean way of phrasing it. [15:04] K     But it's not nice to butt in     between a parent and child. [15:07] K     I should probably respect Tohru's decision. [15:10] T     I don't want to! [15:12] K     Umm... [15:19] ---     Miss Kobayashi! [15:23] Father     Choose your words carefully. [15:25] Father     You might be the one eliminated,     depending on what you say. [15:40] (Flashback) T     I'm home, Miss Kobayashi. [15:51] Father     What is it? [15:53] K     Tohru said she doesn't want to go back! [16:00] F     You...! [16:02] K     You can't interfere in this world, right? [16:05] K     Then you can't kill me. [16:07] Father     But I can leave you just shy of death. [16:09] K     That won't change how I feel! [16:14] Father     We must obey the rules of the world. [16:19] Father     If the dragons charged with defending     order are found to be in this world, [16:24] Father     others will be influenced by     that and make their way here. [16:28] Father     Things may be fine now, but eventually     some will plot an invasion. [16:33] Father     What then? [16:35] K     That wouldn't be Tohru's fault. [16:38] K     You're just twisting this     into her responsibility! [16:42] Father     It's a possibility. [16:43] K     Who cares?! [16:46] Father     Why are you so fixated on Tohru? [16:49] Father     Don't tell me you like Tohru? [16:51] Father     I can't believe a human like you would. [16:54] K     Really? [16:56] K     Tohru's a great girl! [16:57] Father     I know that. [17:03] K     She's bright and cheerful, [17:05] K     and sometimes she feels down,     but she hides it with a laugh. [17:09] K     And to top it off, she's a maid! [17:11] K     Do you get it? [17:14] K     Don't take my maid away! [17:16] K     She's mine! [17:19] Father     You overstep— [17:24] Father     I see. [17:25] Father     In that case, this space is too small. [17:42] K     Tohru. [17:49] Father     This is a first. [17:50] Father     You rebelling against me. [17:53] T     I'll decide where I belong on my own. [17:55] Father     Hmph. [17:57] T     I respect you, Father. [17:59] T     I admire you. [18:00] T     But that's as a dragon. [18:03] T     Miss Kobayashi is my... [18:08] T     my... [18:10] T     my light! [18:12] Father     You know nothing. [18:18] T     In that case...! [18:23] Father     If you defy me, I won't show mercy. [18:35] Father     Come home, stupid daughter. [18:37] T     I won't go back! [18:40] Father     I won't allow it! [18:42] Father     Not with a human! [18:43] T     Miss Kobayashi's special! [18:48] K     There! [18:51] Father     This is your last chance. Come home. [18:54] T     I won't go back! [18:55] Father     You hardhead! [19:07] K     Wait, wait, wait! [19:11] T     Kanna? Miss Kobayashi? [19:13] K     Why are you two fighting?! [19:15] Father     Stay out of this, human. [19:18] T     I'm sorry, Miss Kobayashi,     but could you step back for a bit? [19:22] K     Why are you dragons like this? [19:25] K     You'll never get anywhere     if you can't compromise. [19:29] Father     What are you getting at? [19:30] K     You're being extreme! [19:32] K     I can never understand that. [19:34] Father     Of course. Humans could never understand us. [19:39] K     Not so. [19:40] Father     Hmm? [19:42] K     Knowing you're different is only the start. [19:45] K     You grow closer or more distant, [19:47] K     again and again,     while realizing those differences. [19:50] K     And then you start finding     the aspects you like. [19:52] K     You can even build respect. [19:55] Father     Respect? [19:58] K     Then you can forge both trust and bonds. [20:05] Father     Do you genuinely believe you     can live alongside her? [20:09] K     You're wrong! [20:11] K     We've already been doing that for a long time. [20:13] K     It's about whether or not     you believe it can last. [20:17] K     I believed it would. [20:18] K     What about you? [20:21] K     Try having faith in your daughter! [20:37] Father     I won't approve. [20:38] Father     Not with something like a human who doesn't     even have the lifespan to live alongside her. [20:45] Father     Tohru. My foolish daughter. [21:08] K     Sorry for being selfish. [21:12] T     What should I give you? [21:16] T     Everything. I'll give you everything! [21:20] K     I don't need that much. [21:40] K     Good morning, Tohru. [21:41] T     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. [21:44] Kanna     Good morning, Lady Tohru. [21:46] T     Morning, Kanna. [21:47] Takiya     Okay, I'm heading out. [21:50] Fafnir     We're out of conditioner. [21:51] Takiya     Okay, I'll buy some. [21:53] Fafnir     Also... [21:54] Takiya     8 o'clock, right? [21:56] Takiya     I know. [21:59] S     Kanna-san said she was coming     over to play again today. [22:02] Georgie     In that case, I'll prepare chocolates. [22:05] S     Chocolates? [22:12] L     Take care, Shouta. [22:14] Shouta     Stop it! [22:16] Clerk     Try our new waffles! [22:20] Clerk     Thank you very much. [22:23] K     Tohru. [22:24] T     Yes? [22:25] K     I'm thinking of going home for     the first time in a while. [22:28] T     Oh, sounds nice. [22:29] T     Please, you should go. [22:31] K     Will you come with me? [23:04] T     I'll never be able to grow     old with Miss Kobayashi. [23:08] T     One day, the time will come     when we have to part. [23:15] T     Even so, I would never think     I was better off not meeting her. [23:24] T     I just want to treasure this time we have. [23:35] K     I'm home. E14 - Valentines and Hot Springs! (Please Don't Get Your Hopes Up) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Tohru     Now Miss Kobayashi's     introduced me to her parents, [00:10] Tohru     I've practically claimed her heart! [00:16] Tohru     All that remains is... [00:19] Tohru     claiming her body! [00:21] Tohru     I do it all for love! [00:29] Tohru     I put it in! [00:30] Tohru     I put it in! [00:31] Tohru     I put it in! [00:33] Tohru     The love potion! [00:35] Tohru     Now Miss Kobayashi's body will be mine! [02:23] TV     Look at this line! [02:25] Kanna     Kobayashi. [02:25] TV     They're all here to buy someone     Valentine's chocolates! [02:28] Kanna     There's lots chocolates! SIGN    Valentine's Special [02:30] Kobayashi     That's because it's Valentine's Day. [02:32] Kanna     Valentine's Day? [02:34] Kobayashi     It's a day when you give chocolates     to the people you like. [02:37] Kanna     Oh! Chocolates! [02:40] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [02:42] K     Hmm? What? [02:46] Tohru     Here! Happy Valentine's! [02:49] Tohru     Please eat them! [02:55] K     Tohru. [02:57] T     Yes? [02:59] K     There's a thing called "trust" in this world. [03:02] T     Pardon? [03:03] K     Trust is very important, both when it     comes to work and in personal relations. [03:11] K     It's not uncommon for one to lose     everything when they lose that. [03:17] K     Get it, Tohru? [03:20] K     So it'll be okay for me to eat     these chocolates right now, yes? [03:23] T     Th-These were a failed batch! [03:27] T     I'm such a scatterbrain! [03:30] K     Okay, I'm heading off to work. [03:32] Kanna     Me, too. [03:34] Both     See you later! [03:36] T     Take care. [03:39] T     And after I used a mandragora, too! [03:43] K     Honestly, I can't let my guard down at all. [03:55] Lucoa     I can't wait to see the     surprise on Shouta's face. [03:59] Shota     You're not planning to coat your body and call     yourself my Valentine's Chocolate, are you? [04:04] L     How did you know?! [04:08] L     Shouta! [04:10] Kids     Good morning! SIGN    Ishida Kasuo [04:12] Saikawa     G-Good morning, Kanna-san. [04:15] Kanna     Good morning, Saikawa. [04:17] Saikawa     Umm, the weather's nice today, isn't it? SIGN    Hamada [04:21] Kanna     Yeah. [04:22] Saikawa     By the way, do you know what day it is today? [04:26] Kanna     I do! [04:27] Kanna     Valentine's! [04:29] S     R-Right! [04:30] S     So, well, I... [04:34] Kanna     Whoa! [04:37] Kid     Kanna-chan, here! Friend chocolates! [04:40] Kid     Same here! [04:41] Kid     I brought some, too. [04:45] Kanna     Thank you. [04:48] Saikawa     Originally, I was supposed     to be the first to give her any! [04:55] Saikawa     K-Kanna-san! [04:58] Kanna     Hmm? [04:58] Saikawa     Here! These are for you. [05:01] Kanna     Oh, I'm happy! [05:04] Kanna     Are yours friend chocolates, too? [05:07] Saikawa     Friend? [05:08] Saikawa     Kanna-san, these are b-because I love... [05:15] Kanna     Saikawa? [05:17] S     Yes? [05:18] Kanna     Can I eat them? [05:21] S     I-I suppose so. [05:23] S     Just a few, before the teacher comes. [05:27] S     Licky lick, licky lick! [05:30] S     Licky lick, licky lick! [05:32] S     Licky lick, licky lick! [05:40] Man     Here you go. [05:41] Man     My family in Hokkaido sent     me a ton of chocolates. [05:44] Man     What? Valentines from your mother? [05:48] Man     Stop it. It's not like that. [05:53] K     Takiya-kun, did you get     chocolates again this year? [05:57] T     Two. [05:58] K     You sure are a hottie. [06:00] Elma     Look, Miss Kobayashi! [06:01] Elma     I got some from Yamashita! [06:04] K     Good for you. [06:05] K     Those are good,      they're from a famous producer. [06:08] Elma     Valentine's is a wonderful day! [06:11] Elma     I can't believe you get chocolates for free! [06:13] Woman     Kobayashi-san? [06:15] Woman     Thank you for everything. [06:17] Woman     If you'd like, please take these. [06:19] K     Thank you. [06:20] Woman     I have some, too. [06:21] Woman     Have some from me, too. [06:23] Man     Me, too. [06:24] Man     Me, too. [06:25] Man     Me, too. [06:28] K     Lots again this year. [06:29] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... [06:31] Elma     Why are you receiving so many? [06:34] Elma     How nice! [06:35] T     It's repayment for her daily efforts. [06:37] T     There's a lot of people     Kobayashi-san's helped with work. [06:42] Elma     Repayment for her daily efforts? [06:45] K     Now, now. I brought some chocolates, too. [06:48] K     Eat these. [06:49] T     Huh? Really? That's unusual. SIGN    Please help yourself to them. -Kobayashi [06:53] K     You shouldn't hold high hopes for mine. [06:55] T     There's not even enough for everyone. [07:04] T     I'm home. [07:06] F     You're late, Takiya. [07:09] F     Hurry up. [07:10] T     Yes, yes. SIGN    You've received a present from Ooyama Takeshi SIGN    System Maintenance Announcement SIGN    Valentine Blade SIGN    Limited to presents [07:22] T     Right. [07:24] T     Today's Valentine's, isn't it? [07:26] F     Hmm? What's that? [07:28] F     More importantly, send me the same one. [07:33] T     Roger that. [07:38] T     Kanna? [07:39] Kanna     Hmm? [07:41] T     I'm heading out shopping,     so please mind the house. [07:44] Kanna     Okay! [07:50] Kanna     I want to eat more. [07:54] Kanna     Chocolates? [07:57] Kanna     Oh? [08:03] K     I'm home. [08:05] K     Huh? Where's Tohru? [08:07] Kanna     Shopping. [08:09] K     I see. You're eating chocolates? [08:12] Kanna     Yeah, friend chocolates. [08:14] K     Oh? Friend chocolates, huh? [08:16] K     Elementary schoolers do that, too? [08:18] K     Hmm? [08:19] Kanna     Want some, Kobayashi? [08:22] K     Kanna-chan's eating it,     so it should be good, right? [08:26] K     Yeah! [08:32] K     Huh? What? [08:34] K     Something's wrong. [08:36] Kanna     Are you all right, Kobayashi? [08:38] K     What is this? [08:39] K     Huh?! [08:40] Kanna     Kobayashi, your face is oddly red? [08:41] K     This is weirdly arousing? [08:43] Kanna     Do you have a fever? [08:45] K     Kanna-chan! [08:46] K     Where'd this chocolate come from? [08:49] Kanna     I went scrounging and found it! [08:50] K     I've done it now! [08:52] K     Oh, no! At this rate,     I'll lay hands on an innocent young girl! [08:57] K     Kanna-chan, I seem to be under the weather,     so I'm going to sleep, okay? [09:02] ---     Yup. [09:08] K     Damn it. [09:09] K     Stupid Tohru, how could     you do that to Valentine's? [09:15] K     I've never had any luck with it, which is all     the more reason I wanted it to be peaceful. [09:21] K     Last year, I spent it all     alone with nothing happening. [09:38] K     Huh? [09:40] K     Is this warm feeling running     through my body...? [09:46] T     Miss Kobayashi! [09:48] T     I heard you're feeling bad.     Are you all right? [09:52] K     I wound up eating your weird chocolates. [10:03] K     Tohru, sit here. [10:09] T     Y-Yes. [10:19] K     It's wrong. [10:21] K     Your maid outfit's wrong! [10:23] T     Huh?! [10:25] K     It seems those chocolates contained liquor, [10:28] K     and since I was drunk, the matter was     settled without anything happening. [10:32] T     No! [10:43] E     I shall make chocolates for everyone, too! SIGN    How to Make Delicious Chocolates [10:48] E     First melt this chocolate. [10:55] E     I have a lot... SIGN    For Baking SIGN    Chocolate Bars SIGN    Special Savings [10:57] E     ...so eating a little... [11:01] E     So good! [11:05] E     It's done! SIGN    Episode 14: Valentines and Hot Springs!     (Please Don't Get Your Hopes Up) [11:27] K     A get-together? [11:28] Takiya     We have several days off,     so let's go have fun. [11:31] K     I don't mind, but where are we going? [11:34] Takiya     How about a hot spring? [11:38] K     It's been a while since     I went to hot springs. [11:41] Takiya     I can't work up the courage     to go alone either. [11:44] Steward     Would you like anything to eat or drink? [11:49] Elma     Give me every type of bento! [11:50] Steward     Coming right up. [11:52] Kanna     Kobayashi, ice cream! [11:53] Kanna     For Saikawa, too! [11:54] K     Yes, yes. [11:55] Lucoa     Shouta, is there anything you'd like? [11:57] Shouta     Well... [12:00] Shouta     No, I won't take handouts from a demon! [12:03] ---      [12:04] ---      [12:06] K     Could we have four coffees over here? [12:08] Steward     Coming right up. [12:10] Takiya     Thanks. [12:11] Takiya     Excuse me, could you change     one to apple juice please? [12:18] T     I can't believe we'd get to     go to a hot spring like this! [12:21] T     A different place, a different atmosphere... [12:25] T     It's the perfect situation. [12:27] T     This time I will give Miss Kobayashi my love! [12:33] K     Hmm? [12:39] T     Miss Kobayashi, what is this place? [12:41] K     It's a hot spring town. [12:43] Shouta     It's a little cold. [12:44] Lucoa     It's unusual for snow     to pile up in this area. [12:47] Saikawa     Kanna-san, let's go see that! [12:50] Kanna     Okay! [12:51] Elma     Where are the hot spring manjuu? [12:54] T     Mr. Fafnir, we're moving on! [12:57] F     I know. [13:00] Takiya     You're more sociable than     I expected, Faf-kun. [13:04] F     Dragons fundamentally have more flexibility. SIGN    Laughing     Pens SIGN    Fortune Straws [13:08] Takiya     Flexibility? [13:09] F     Power. [13:10] F     We can associate with people and interact     with their culture on a whim SIGN    Hot Spring Manjuu [13:13] F     because of our flexibility. [13:16] F     The more powerful one is,     the more flexibility one has. [13:19] F     That's all it is. [13:22] Takiya     And how long will that whim last? [13:24] F     Hmph. SIGN    Takashiroya [13:30] ---      [13:30] K     This is incredible. [13:31] Takiya     They recently had a group cancel on them. [13:38] Woman     We've been waiting for you. [13:40] Woman     Takiya-sama, correct? [13:44] Woman     This way, please. [13:48] T     That humble attitude... She must have     noticed my overflowing aura of greatness! [13:53] K     You're wrong. [13:55] K     That's how a Japanese maid entertains guests. [13:58] T     That's how they entertain? [14:00] K     Yeah, you might be able     to learn a thing or two, [14:04] K     so you should pay close attention. [14:05] T     Wha?! I'm way more incredible! [14:07] T     Besides, what are you suggesting     I learn from lowly humans? [14:11] Takiya     Kobayashi-san. [14:12] K     Yeah, yeah. SIGN    Women Men [14:30] K     I like you, Kanna-chan. [14:34] Saikawa     Th-Then, Kanna-san, [14:37] Saikawa     I'll wash your back now! [14:40] Kanna     Yeah, thanks, Saikawa. [14:47] K     There's something I'd like to ask. [14:49] T     Yes? [14:50] K     Why did you all take those forms? [14:54] Both     Huh? [14:54] K     Were you focused on being     cute when you transformed? [14:59] T     This is natural me. [15:01] K     Huh? [15:02] Lucoa     I'll explain. [15:04] Lucoa     Tohru transformed her body using magic. [15:07] Lucoa     By interfering with the idea of herself, [15:10] Lucoa     she transforms the being known as     Tohru from Dragon to Human form. [15:15] K     Idea? The thing Plato talked about? [15:18] Lucoa     Yeah. [15:20] K     So, in other words, SIGN    Idea Transformation [15:22] K     since you are all pretty     and stylish among dragons, SIGN    "Tohru" Creature [15:26] K     you retain those aspects in human form? [15:29] K     So that's why it's her natural form? [15:31] Lucoa     Exactly. [15:33] K     I wonder what I'd look like as a dragon? [15:37] L     Roar! [15:38] K     Why's the face the same? [15:40] K     But I like how I'd lose the back pain. [15:42] Elma     Roar. [15:43] K     That's just what you want to eat right now. [15:45] T     Roar! [15:46] K     Change me! [15:47] T     It just means you're wonderful as you are! [15:51] K     What the heck? [15:52] Takiya     They're having fun over there, huh? [15:56] F     Why did you suggest this get-together? [15:59] Takiya     It's simple. [16:01] Takiya     There was a big event not long ago, right? [16:05] F     You were showing consideration? [16:07] F     What a silly ploy. [16:11] F     What merit is there for you? [16:13] F     What's your goal? [16:15] Takiya     A community. [16:17] F     Hmm? [16:18] Takiya     I found a group that gets along well,     and happened to become a part of it myself. [16:23] Takiya     It's fun being with them, and watching them. [16:28] Takiya     I sound like a modern youth, don't I? [16:31] Takiya     By the way, you're part     of that group, Faf-kun. [16:37] F     I hate you, Takiya. [16:40] Takiya     Such a tsundere! SIGN    Fruits au lait [16:45] Elma     That's good! [16:47] L     It is. [16:48] T     This is a real drink after a bath! [16:54] L     Shouta, what are you looking at? [16:56] Elma     Katanas? [16:57] T     They're key-holders. [16:59] Saikawa     Boys really do like these things. [17:03] L     You want it? [17:04] Shouta     I don't need it! [17:05] Shouta     I was just looking at it a little. [17:11] Takiya     Shouta-kun. [17:13] Takiya     Here. A present. [17:18] Takiya     I like these things too, myself. SIGN    Game Corner [17:26] Elma     Looks like it's finally     time to settle the score. [17:30] T     I'll send you home crying! [17:32] T     Watch us, Miss Kobayashi! [17:34] Elma     Don't take me lightly! [17:37] K     I can't see it. [17:38] Takiya     Citizens! [17:39] F     Suck. [17:40] Takiya     Nyami-nyami! [17:41] F     Rules. [17:41] Both     Kaboom! [17:43] K     What's this? [17:49] K     This is how it should be. [17:51] L     Well, we're up next! [17:53] K     It'll leave me disgusted, so nope. [17:58] Takiya     I'm a little beat. [18:01] Takiya     Maybe I'll go for another dip. [18:06] Takiya     Hmph. [18:07] Takiya     You want to go? [18:09] F     Of course. [18:13] L     We played a lot, huh? [18:16] Elma     The hot springs here are wonderful. [18:19] Elma     Let's go eat even better food tomorrow! [18:26] T     Go ahead, it's warm. [18:29] K     Thank you. [18:30] K     But you can take today off     from being a maid, you know. [18:34] T     What are you saying? [18:36] T     Let me be your personal maid     all year round, no breaks. [18:42] K     Sure. [18:50] T     Umm, Miss Kobayashi? [18:54] T     Shall we take a walk outside? [18:59] K     Yeah, let's go. [19:16] K     It's colder than I thought. [19:18] T     Should I put up my barrier? [19:19] K     Nah, I'm okay for now. [19:22] T     I see. [19:26] T     Miss Kobayashi. [19:29] T     Please accept this! [19:33] T     This time it's regular chocolates! [19:54] K     I'll gratefully accept the chocolates. [20:07] T     What do you mean "the chocolates"? [20:11] K     Well, you heard me. SIGN    Miss Kobayashi [20:16] K     Yeah, it's good. [20:17] T     Of course it is! [20:19] T     I went to great lengths to make it so! [20:22] T     Of course, I mean within human lengths! [20:25] K     Tohru. [20:26] T     Yes? [20:37] K     Shall we head back? [20:40] T     Yes! [20:44] T     Oh, Miss Kobayashi,     shall we breed before returning? [20:47] K     We won't! [20:48] T     But it's a great chance! [20:49] K     What kind of chance? [20:50] K     Also, don't say those things out loud. [20:52] T     I get it. [20:53] T     I'll go after you without a word, then! [20:55] K     That's not what I mean. [21:08] K     Everyone's fallen asleep. [21:09] Takiya     We were carrying on the whole time. [21:12] Takiya     They must be tired. [21:15] K     It really was fun. [21:18] Takiya     Yeah. [21:19] K     Takiya-kun, thanks. [21:21] Takiya     Don't mention it. We're pals. [21:24] K     Work pals? [21:27] Takiya     Friends. [21:32] Elma     I'm hungry. [21:34] K     Morning. [21:35] K     You were eating the whole time just now. [21:38] Elma     It's far, far from enough! [21:40] T     Elma, please be quiet. [21:42] T     You're too loud. [21:44] Elma     What'd you say?! [21:45] T     What about it?! [21:46] K     Now, now, don't fight. [21:49] Takiya     They're still full of energy. [21:51] L     If you're fighting, take it outside. [21:53] T     Very well! Elma, let's go outside! [21:56] Elma     Oh? I'd love to! [22:00] F     Hmph. Season 2 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Kobayashi     - [00:00] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi! [00:02] Tohru     I'm the ultimate maid, aren't I? SIGN    Tohru SIGN    Maid [00:05] Kobayashi     Of course you're not, but what's up? SIGN    Miss Kobayashi [00:08] Tohru     No, I think I am the ultimate maid. [00:12] Kobayashi     I told you, you're not. [00:13] Tohru     I found this book. SIGN    Maid Café Open! SIGN    Welcoming you with the best maids [00:15] Kobayashi     Maid café opening? SIGN    Welcoming you with the best maids [00:17] Kobayashi     That's rather close. [00:18] Tohru     They say they'll welcome     you with the best maids! [00:21] Tohru     The best maids?! [00:23] Tohru     How can they make such     false claims without me! [00:28] Kobayashi     Yeah, no one should make false claims. [00:31] Kobayashi     The dragon in front of me      is doing that right now, though. SIGN    Actually a Dragon [00:35] Tohru     For now, I'll turn them into ash from     which nothing will grow with my cursed flames. [00:40] Kobayashi     Literally burning love?! [00:44] Kobayashi     No, you better not do that. [00:46] Tohru     Regardless! [00:46] Tohru     I'm going to scout out the enemy! [00:50] Kobayashi     Is she okay? [00:53] Tohru     I'm back home. [00:55] Kobayashi     Welcome home. [00:56] Kobayashi     How was it? [00:57] Kobayashi     You didn't do anything, did you? [00:59] Tohru     Somehow, I wound up working there! [01:01] Kobayashi     How?! SIGN    Because I'm [02:37] Tohru     I proudly stormed the enemy's evil den. [02:41] Kobayashi     Evil den? [02:42] (Flashback) Tohru     Pardon me! [02:43] (Flashback) Maid1     Oh, my. Are you here to interview for a job? [02:46] (Flashback) Maid2     You're awfully motivated,     wearing a maid outfit already. [02:49] (Flashback) Maid3     You're so pretty, too. [02:51] (Flashback) Owner     You've conquered me with your zeal. [02:53] (Flashback) Owner     You're hired! [02:54] (Flashback) All     Yay! [02:55] Tohru     So, I returned victorious! [02:58] Kobayashi     Is that maid café going to be okay? [03:00] Tohru     Well, I have had a lot of free time on my     hands lately while you and Kanna are gone. [03:05] Kobayashi     You're like a wife getting a     part-time job because she's bored! [03:07] Kobayashi     So, you are going to try working, then? [03:10] Kobayashi     Will you be okay? [03:11] Tohru     What are you talking about? [03:12] Tohru     I work as a maid every day. [03:15] Tohru     I'm used to it! [03:17] Kobayashi     No. [03:17] Kobayashi     Tohru, I may work at a company now, [03:21] Kobayashi     but when I lived with my parents     I worked at a restaurant. [03:24] Kobayashi     So, listen. [03:25] Kobayashi     You shouldn't underestimate     the service industry. [03:27] Tohru     M-Miss Kobayashi?! [03:28] Kobayashi     The cosplay maids at maid cafés     go against my personal principles, [03:32] Kobayashi     but their spirit of service     is worthy of respect. [03:36] Kobayashi     This is a good opportunity, Tohru. [03:38] Kobayashi     You should go learn about     the service industry. [03:40] Tohru     You're making me kind of scared now. SIGN    Several Days Later... [03:43] Kobayashi     Well, [03:44] Kobayashi     it's been some time since then, [03:46] Kobayashi     so I wonder if Tohru is     doing a good job at work. SIGN    Kanna Kamui (Actually a Dragon) [03:48] Kanna     Kobayashi, you're a worrywart. [03:51] Kobayashi     Is this it? [03:52] Maid4     Welcome home, Master. [03:55] Kobayashi     Oh! [03:56] Maid4     And young lady. [03:57] Kanna     Oh! [03:58] Kanna     There're so many people like Lady Tohru! [04:01] Kobayashi     Looks like this maid café     went with plain style maids. [04:06] Kobayashi     People don't use the word     moe very much anymore, [04:09] Kobayashi     but they've kept the spirit of those times. [04:12] Kobayashi     Now, the menu... [04:13] Kobayashi     Yeah! [04:14] Kobayashi     This is also true to those roots. [04:16] Kobayashi     There's a special service     with every menu item. [04:19] Kobayashi     I'm betting the magic chants like     "Turn delicious, moemoe kyun" [04:21] Kobayashi     are different for each one. [04:23] Kanna     You know a lot, Kobayashi. [04:25] Kobayashi     Just between you and me, [04:28] Kobayashi     long ago I tried to work     in a café like this. [04:32] Kobayashi     It didn't work. [04:33] Kobayashi     It didn't work out. [04:34] Kanna     I don't get it, but poor you. [04:37] Kobayashi     More importantly, where's Tohru? [04:38] Kanna     Back there. [04:47] Tohru     Table 10, order's up! [04:48] Maid2     On it! [04:49] Tohru     I'm running low on plates,     so lay them out, lay them out! [04:51] Maid2     Right away! [05:03] Maid1     That's incredible skill! [05:04] Maid1     Way to go, Head Chef! [05:06] Maid2     You're really a huge help, Head Chef! [05:08] Maid3     Head Chef Tohru-sama! [05:09] Tohru     No, no, it's thanks to you     all working efficiently... [05:14] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [05:16] Tohru     You came to see me?! [05:17] Kobayashi     You're doing a splendid job. [05:19] Kobayashi     I'm surprised. [05:21] Tohru     You see that? [05:22] Tohru     It's easy for me to handle! [05:25] Tohru     I've taken another step forward as a maid... [05:27] Tohru     As a maid... [05:30] Tohru     I'm not working as a maid at all! [05:33] Kobayashi     Yeah, you're the chef. [05:34] Tohru     Hold on, I'll go ask someone     on the floor to swap with me! [05:36] Kobayashi     No, I think they put you     in the right position. [05:39] Tohru     No, it's the right position     for a volcanic dragon! [05:43] Tohru     Please go out and come back in again! [05:45] Kobayashi     Eh? [05:46] Maid4     Turn delicious. [05:48] Kanna     It's good. [05:49] Tohru     Welcome, Miss Kobayashi! [05:52] Kobayashi     Tch, it's supposed to be Master! [05:54] Maid1     When Head Chef first started     on the floor she said, [05:57] Maid1     "I refuse to call anyone but     Miss Kobayashi 'Master'!" [06:00] Kobayashi     Wait, she doesn't even     call me Master, though. [06:03] Tohru     Please have a seat over here! [06:05] Kobayashi     Now I can finally order. [06:09] Kanna     Omelet rice! Omelet rice! [06:11] Kobayashi     Okay, two omelet rices. [06:13] Tohru     Yes, coming right up! [06:17] Tohru     Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious! [06:20] Kobayashi     Be cute about it. [06:21] Tohru     Of course! [06:23] Tohru     I call upon the Shadow King     that rules over this world, [06:26] Tohru     make this the greatest it can     be with these dark arts! [06:29] Tohru     I beseech thee for abundance     and quality worth praise! [06:32] Tohru     Change its value and bring forth     another monument to your glory! [06:35] Tohru     Let my magic spread like     mud and bring corruption, [06:38] Tohru     let my principles erode the world     and bring a deluge of madness! [06:41] Tohru     Replace the genuine with falsehood! [06:46] Tohru     Turn delicious, moemoe kyun! [06:54] Tohru     Okay, now it's delicious. [06:56] Tohru     Please eat up. [06:58] Kobayashi     That was actual magic! A curse, in fact! [07:00] Kanna     It's good. [07:01] Kobayashi     Bring me the Head Chef! [07:03] Tohru     Hello! [07:04] Tohru     I'm the Head Chef, Maid, and Dragon, Tohru! [07:13] Tohru     She has the skills, at least.     Only the skills. [07:16] Tohru     Though, I really don't want to be anyone      but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting. [07:22] Maids     You can't! [07:23] Tohru     Huh? [07:23] Maid1     You can't do that! [07:25] Maid2     Our café's already famous for the     taste of your food, Head Chef! [07:29] Maid3     There are so many posts spreading about it     through word of mouth on the net! [07:32] Maid2     Head Chef! [07:32] Maid3     Head Chef! [07:33] Maid1     Head Chef! [07:35] Tohru     Uhh, then... [07:37] Tohru     I'll teach you the magic chant     to make food delicious. [07:41] Tohru     Listen closely. [07:42] Tohru     For a human to do it, you'll have     to draw this magic circle first... [07:49] Maid4     Welcome home, Master. [07:51] Takiya     Oh, this is a nice café. [07:54] Takiya     Okay, we'll take two omelet rices. [07:56] Maid4     Coming right up. [07:57] Maid4     Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious! [08:01] Maid4     I call upon the Shadow King     that rules over this world, [08:04] Maid4     make this the greatest it     can be with these dark arts! SIGN    Takiya Makoto [08:05] Takiya     This is an awfully unique maid café! [08:07] Maid 4     I beseech you for abundance and quality! SIGN    Eatery Reviews SIGN    Ate Bookmarked SIGN    Closest Station: Oborozuka Station SIGN    Cost: 650+ yen Closed On: - SIGN    The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious. SIGN    I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came      second as long as I could enjoy the girls. However... Read More SIGN    Deliciousness You Can't Taste Elsewhere SIGN    I had my own biases, but the food was surprisingly good, and I never thought... Read More SIGN    The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious. SIGN    I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came second as long as I could enjoy the girls. SIGN    However, their most popular dish, the omelet rice, tasted better than any other restaurant's omelet rice. SIGN    Too Delicious for a Maid Café! Practically— SIGN    Omelet Rice Was Superb! SIGN    food was delicious! SIGN    omelet rice [08:24] Tohru     As a maid, not a chef! [08:26] Tohru     Where are the reviews about me as a maid?! [08:29] Kobayashi     Don't break my mouse, okay? SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again) [08:38] Announcer     We predict sudden changes     in the weather patterns, [08:40] Kobayashi     Ahhn. [08:40] Announcer     so please pay attention     to future weather reports. SIGN    Early This Morning Unexplained Landslide SIGN    Landslide, No One Injured [08:44] Announcer     Next up is the news. [08:46] Announcer     Early this morning there     was a large-scale landslide. [08:50] Announcer     It looks like the earth was sliced away, [08:52] Kobayashi     That's where I met you, Tohru. [08:52] Announcer     and there are many unexplained aspects, [08:55] Announcer     so the local government advises     people to stay away from the scene. [08:56] Tohru     How could they do that to our precious spot! [08:59] Announcer     The city has already     requested an investigation [08:59] Tohru     I'll find the culprit and send them      to Gehenna, then Jahannam, [09:01] Announcer     and aid for restoration from the     prefecture and national government. [09:02] Tohru     and finally feed them to Amam! [09:04] Announcer     An emergency meeting has been called     between local, prefectural, and national officials— [09:04] Kobayashi     But the only ones who could     do something like that are... SIGN    Fafnir (Actually a Dragon) [09:08] Fafnir     I was reviewing the calls and responses     for a game event at that time. SIGN    Magatsuchi Shouta [09:13] Shouta     Lucoa's been out of the     country since yesterday. [09:16] Shouta     We're bound by... by my magic power, [09:19] Shouta     so I can tell where she is. SIGN    Elma (Actually a Dragon) [09:22] Elma     Taiyaki! It's so good! [09:29] Elma     What are you doing here     out of the blue, Tohru?! [09:31] Tohru     You're the culprit! [09:32] Elma     What are you talking about?! [09:33] Kobayashi     On today's news there was a mountain that... [09:37] Elma     Oh, yeah. I was curious about that, too! [09:41] Kobayashi     It wasn't you either? [09:42] Elma     I just assumed Tohru had done that. [09:44] Tohru     No, I didn't! [09:45] Kobayashi     Hold on. [09:46] Kobayashi     Then, that means it was some dragon     other than the ones we know? [09:49] Tohru     There aren't that many who     could break my barrier. [09:52] Kobayashi     Then... who? [09:54] Ilulu     Me. SIGN    Ilulu [10:04] Ilulu     Good afternoon. [10:07] Tohru     Ilulu. [10:12] Ilulu     What a pretty city. [10:15] Ilulu     People laughing. [10:18] Ilulu     With so many here, you could enjoy     all the destruction you wanted. [10:22] Ilulu     Yet here you are, a chaos dragon      laughing with humans. [10:25] Ilulu     I was watching because     I was a little curious, [10:28] Ilulu     but now I'm sick of it. So forget it. [10:30] Ilulu     Long and short, [10:32] Ilulu     you're an enemy! [10:37] Tohru     Tch! [10:41] Kobayashi     Who is that? [10:42] Elma     Ilulu. [10:43] Elma     She's with the most radical     wing of the chaos faction. [10:45] Elma     She just plain loves destruction. [10:47] Elma     I'm sure she followed Tohru here. SIGN    Also followed Tohru here [10:50] Elma     See, what did I just tell you? [10:51] Elma     She's planning to destroy this world. [10:54] Kobayashi     Well, still... [10:55] Kobayashi     Tohru will do something about her. [10:57] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's might     is only slightly below Tohru's. [11:00] Elma     If the two of them fight,     they'll destroy this whole region. [11:03] Kobayashi     She'll do something about that, too. [11:05] Elma     You believe in Tohru? [11:07] Kobayashi     Well, [11:08] Kobayashi     that's really [11:10] Kobayashi     all I can do. [11:11] Kobayashi     So, I'll just do that. [11:15] Tohru     Destruction isn't allowed in this world. [11:18] Ilulu     What are you saying? [11:19] Ilulu     I'm with the chaos faction. [11:21] Tohru     If you can't abide by that,     I'll blast you back to whence you came. [11:24] Ilulu     I'm more than happy to fight. [11:27] Ilulu     Attacks like that won't affect me. [11:38] Tohru     Oh, no! The city! [11:45] Tohru     Hot! [11:48] Tohru     Ow! [11:49] Kobayashi     Uhh, is she struggling? [11:51] Elma     Tohru is trying to protect     the city while fighting. [11:54] Elma     She's at a disadvantage. [11:56] Kobayashi     You're not going to help her? [11:58] Elma     Me? [12:00] Elma     I'm with the harmony faction. [12:02] Elma     Normally, Tohru and I would be enemies. [12:03] Kobayashi     Huh? [12:04] Elma     I have put up a barrier to keep humans away, [12:06] Elma     but that's just to avoid trouble. [12:08] Kobayashi     What about the other dragons? [12:10] Elma     Sir Fafnir would tell her     to clean up her own mess. [12:14] Elma     Lady Lucoa is with the spectator faction,      so she won't intervene. [12:17] Elma     Kanna wouldn't be strong enough. [12:20] Elma     If she defeats Tohru,      then I'll fight, as well. [12:23] Elma     I'll try to protect both you and this city. [12:25] Kobayashi     But then, Tohru would be... [12:32] Kobayashi     Even if I believe in her, [12:34] Kobayashi     if that doesn't give her strength,     it's no different than doing nothing. [12:39] Kobayashi     But that's all I can— [12:42] Kobayashi     Elma! [12:44] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, if you're asking     me to aid Tohru, I can't. [12:48] Kobayashi     Pudding! [12:48] Elma     Wait! You can't just buy me off with... [12:51] Kobayashi     Cream puffs! [12:52] Kobayashi     Coffee jelly! [12:54] Kobayashi     Chocolate cake! [12:55] Kobayashi     Maple syrup pancakes! [12:57] Kobayashi     All the sweets you can eat! [13:14] Tohru     Ow. [13:18] Ilulu     I hit you with thirty shots of flaming acid. [13:21] Ilulu     I landed several good     blows with my claws, too. [13:25] Ilulu     And all that earns is an ow? [13:26] Ilulu     Well, I'm stumped. [13:28] Ilulu     I can't think of a way to kill you. [13:30] Tohru     Me, neither. [13:32] Tohru     If I attack you all-out,     the city will be destroyed. [13:35] Tohru     But I can't defeat you otherwise. [13:38] Tohru     Your attacks are starting     to get irritating, too! [13:41] Tohru     But I have to protect the city! [13:44] Tohru     I'm ready to explode [13:46] Tohru     and take everything with me. [13:48] Ilulu     You're bluffing. [13:51] Kobayashi     Tohru! [13:52] Kobayashi     Elma's put up a barrier! [13:55] Elma     Only because Miss Kobayashi     made a deal with me! [14:00] Ilulu     So, what? [14:03] Ilulu     That's disgusting,     acting all friendly with humans. [14:06] Ilulu     We're just getting started! [14:08] Ilulu     Now to destroy this world with my true form! [14:33] Tohru     That was a close call. [14:36] Tohru     I didn't take that much damage, [14:39] Tohru     but I nearly forgot I had     to protect the city, too. [14:43] Tohru     For a moment I almost thought I could     just let everyone but Miss Kobayashi die. [14:48] Tohru     But then I wouldn't be able     to stay in this world. [14:54] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, umm... [15:10] Kobayashi     Shall we go home? [15:14] Tohru     Yes. [15:19] Tohru     I can try as hard as I must. [15:21] Tohru     If it means staying with Miss Kobayashi, [15:24] Tohru     I can break any obstacles     that stand in my way. [15:36] Ilulu     That human... [15:38] Ilulu     She got Elma to act and saved Tohru. [15:42] Ilulu     Humans are our enemies. [15:44] Ilulu     That's what we were taught, but... [15:48] Ilulu     I want to know... [15:50] Ilulu     about that human... SIGN    Quetzalcoatl (Actually a Dragon) [15:57] Lucoa     Huh? Me? Me who? [16:00] Lucoa     Oh, yeah. [16:03] Lucoa     A cold? Hmm. [16:05] Lucoa     The train? [16:06] Lucoa     Your bag? Yeah. [16:11] Lucoa     Compensation? [16:12] Lucoa     By today? [16:13] Lucoa     Two million? [16:20] Lucoa     Oh, that's terrible. [16:34] Ilulu     It was hard enough getting the gate open. [16:37] Ilulu     I'm surprised Tohru so easily pulls     off something that draining. [16:43] Kobayashi     The last train, huh? [16:45] Kobayashi     I guess I could have Tohru come pick me up. [16:49] Kobayashi     You. [16:50] Ilulu     The human called Kobayashi. [16:52] Ilulu     Why are you living with a dragon? [16:55] Kobayashi     Because Tohru chose to fit my lifestyle,     not because I did anything. [17:00] Ilulu     Aren't you afraid? [17:02] Tohru     Fear me! [17:03] Kobayashi     Well, not when she's that cute. [17:07] Ilulu     So... [17:10] Ilulu     She makes you horny? [17:11] Street     Stop [17:11] Kobayashi     Huh? [17:12] Ilulu     You're in love with Tohru's human form. [17:15] Ilulu     That's why you're fine? [17:16] Kobayashi     Huh? [17:18] Kobayashi     No, no, what are you talking about? [17:20] Ilulu     A strong denial. [17:22] Ilulu     Suspicious. [17:22] Kobayashi     That's not it! [17:24] Ilulu     Then... [17:29] Kobayashi     What is this? Wow... [17:32] Ilulu     Well? [17:33] Ilulu     You're only human in the end. [17:35] Ilulu     You can't resist your desires. [17:37] Ilulu     Now, let your pitiful     male instincts run free! [17:41] Ilulu     You want to be loved, right? [17:43] Ilulu     Tonight you can unleash your lusts on me. [17:45] Ilulu     Go on. [17:46] Ilulu     Go on, go on. [17:48] Kobayashi     I'm a woman! [17:49] Ilulu     Ow! [17:51] Kobayashi     Cut the crap! [17:52] Kobayashi     I'll unleash flames of rage and resentment     on those huge lumps of fat every day! [17:58] Kobayashi     Ahh, the last train's about to leave! SIGN    Tatsunokuchi Station [18:00] Ilulu     Ah, wait! [18:03] Announcer     Please do not rush onto the     train while doors are closing. [18:17] Kobayashi     What? [18:18] Kobayashi     Haven't caused enough commotion? [18:23] Ilulu     I can't accept you. [18:25] Ilulu     Humans and dragons can't coexist. [18:30] Ilulu     When they're together      their differences cause suffering, [18:32] Ilulu     and as that suffering continues     it breeds hatred for others. [18:35] Ilulu     Respect turns to envy [18:37] Ilulu     and eventually creates pain. [18:41] Ilulu     What Tohru feels for you is     nothing more than curiosity. [18:46] Ilulu     When that finally runs out... [18:50] Ilulu     Don't sleep! [18:52] Kobayashi     Oh, it's fine. [18:54] Kobayashi     I was listening, I was listening. [18:55] Ilulu     Liar! [18:56] Kobayashi     You were talking about the differences     between species or something, right? [19:00] Kobayashi     You said you can't accept me, right? [19:02] Kobayashi     So, is there something you want a     human like me to do to satisfy you? [19:06] Ilulu     Correct your understanding! [19:11] Kobayashi     I'll borrow your own words      to say my piece, then. [19:16] Kobayashi     When we enjoy our differences [19:17] Kobayashi     and that enjoyment continues,     it breeds love for others. [19:20] Kobayashi     Respect is joined by trust [19:22] Kobayashi     and eventually creates bonds. [19:25] Kobayashi     I would say that's what I     feel in my life with Tohru. [19:29] Ilulu     That's just a convenient interpretation! [19:31] Ilulu     There are still tragedies, too! [19:32] Ilulu     You're just glossing over     it with pretty words! [19:36] Kobayashi     Yeah. [19:38] Kobayashi     We do fight and hurt each other, [19:41] Kobayashi     but I turn a blind eye to that [19:43] Kobayashi     and I don't care if it gets     buried under something ugly. [19:46] Kobayashi     Even if I don't properly     understand her feelings, [19:49] Kobayashi     I've done what I can to respond to them, [19:51] Kobayashi     and we manage. [19:52] Kobayashi     That's the kind of person I am. [19:54] Ilulu     Is that how you humans think? [19:57] Kobayashi     No. It's how I, Kobayashi, think. [20:01] Kobayashi     Don't you distinguish between     how you and other dragons think? [20:06] Ilulu     There's no need to. [20:08] Ilulu     They're the same. [20:09] Kobayashi     Really? [20:11] Kobayashi     But the dragon who came up with     what dragons should think [20:15] Kobayashi     wasn't you, was it? [20:36] Ilulu     You can spout your pretty words,     but you're still a human. [20:39] Ilulu     It didn't work because you're a woman. SIGN    Oborozuka [20:48] Kobayashi     Whoa. [20:52] Kobayashi     I guess Ilulu left? [20:55] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:04] Kobayashi     What is this? SIGN    To be continued next episode! [21:13] Fafnir     Hmm? SIGN    Unable to log in. SIGN    We detected actions that violate our terms of service, so your account has been temporarily banned. SIGN    Login SIGN    Username SIGN    Password SIGN    Log in Cancel SIGN    Unable to log in. 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(In Many Ways) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Leo SIGN    Wicked SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Eat delicious food at home and sleep. SIGN    That's just what you want to do, Kanna-chan. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Leo. E2 - Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] (Flashback) Dragon1     Ilulu. [00:03] (Flashback) Dragon1     Ilulu. [00:05] (Flashback) Dragon1     Were you playing with humans again? [00:07] (Flashback) Ilulu     Yeah. [00:08] (Flashback) Ilulu     Humans are nice, so I love them! [00:11] (Flashback) Dragon1     I see. [00:12] (Flashback) Dragon1     Perhaps it is time we     consider coexisting, then. [00:17] (Flashback) Dragon2     Bad news! [00:18] (Flashback) Dragon2     The humans are attacking the dragon village! [00:21] (Flashback) Dragon3     This always happens when we stay quiet. [00:26] (Flashback) Dragon3     Damn humans! [00:27] (Flashback) Dragon3     They will pay! [00:29] (Flashback) Ilulu     Where's Mom and Dad? [00:31] (Flashback) Dragon2     I'm sorry, dear. [00:33] (Flashback) Ilulu     Does this mean I can't     play with humans anymore? [00:35] (Flashback) Dragon2     Of course it does! [00:37] (Flashback) Dragon2     The humans are the ones who     took your parents from you! [00:41] (Flashback) Dragon3     Humans are our enemy! [00:43] (Flashback) Dragon3     There will never be     understanding between us! [02:22] Kobayashi     Good. [02:23] Kobayashi     Everyone's asleep. [02:27] Kobayashi     I can't believe the first one I'd see aside     from my father's would be my own... [02:35] Tohru     Oh, welcome home, Miss Kobayashi. [02:38] Tohru     Jeez, please say something     if you're going to be late. [02:41] Kobayashi     Oh, yeah. Sorry. [02:43] Tohru     What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi? [02:45] Tohru     Your face is bright red. [02:47] Kobayashi     Huh? [02:48] Tohru     Do you have a cold? [02:50] Kobayashi     I-I'm fine! [02:53] Kobayashi     Huh? Why?! [02:55] Kobayashi     Why is my heart racing because     Tohru looks like this?! [02:57] Kobayashi     Does this mean I'm lusting after Tohru? [03:01] Kobayashi     Just put your clothes on. [03:03] Tohru     Okay. [03:07] Ilulu     Kobayashi, [03:08] Ilulu     now that you've become a man, [03:10] Ilulu     you'll show your true colors in no time! [03:13] Ilulu     Now, show me! [03:15] Ilulu     Show me how shallow humans are! [03:17] Kobayashi     I bet that's what she's thinking. [03:20] Kobayashi     I'm betting Ilulu used magic     to turn me into a guy. [03:23] Kobayashi     I just hope I go back to normal with time. [03:29] Kobayashi     I don't know what Ilulu     hopes to get out of me, [03:33] Kobayashi     but I need to keep a clear head. [03:48] Kobayashi     K-Kanna-chan?! [03:51] Kanna     Good morning, Kobayashi. [03:54] Kobayashi     What's wrong? [03:55] Kanna     I thought you'd be cold in the morning. [03:58] Kobayashi     I-I'm awake already, okay? [04:05] Kobayashi     At this point, I have no     idea what might happen. [04:10] Kobayashi     I'll need to keep some     distance from the others. [04:13] Kobayashi     I wonder if Tohru could fix this. [04:15] Tohru     Huh?! Miss Kobayashi's become a male?! [04:18] Tohru     Let's do it, then! [04:19] Tohru     Let's get on with preserving our species! [04:22] Kobayashi     That's dangerous. [04:24] TVMan     Okay, let's ride the canoe to adventure! [04:26] Kobayashi     What are you watching? [04:27] TVMan     Everyone watching at home     come along with us, too! [04:27] Kanna     Clinky Clang. [04:29] Kanna     Oh! [04:31] TVMan     Are you all ready? [04:33] TVMan     Let's go! [04:33] Kids     Go! [04:35] Both     Oh! [04:35] Kobayashi     Oh? [04:36] TVMan     Now, paddle, paddle! [04:38] Both     Yeah! [04:40] TVMan     It's a waterfall! Everyone, huddle up! [04:46] Kobayashi     This is normal between women. [04:49] Kobayashi     I-I can take it. [04:50] Kobayashi     I won't be controlled by     some crazy instincts. [04:54] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [04:56] Kobayashi     Don't hug me for no reason! [04:58] Kanna     Kobayashi! [04:59] Kobayashi     Don't frolic on me! [05:01] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [05:03] Kobayashi     I said, don't hug me for no reason! [05:04] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [05:05] Kobayashi     No! [05:14] Kobayashi     Was her contact always this intense? [05:19] Kobayashi     Phew. [05:20] Kobayashi     Thank goodness, it's gotten smaller. [05:24] Kobayashi     I knew Ilulu had to be weakened     after her battle with Tohru. [05:30] Kobayashi     The factions of dragons     from Tohru's world... [05:33] Kobayashi     The chaos faction, right? [05:35] Kobayashi     They hate humans and teach     their children the same. [05:40] Kobayashi     Ilulu was raised that way, [05:42] Kobayashi     so she lives that way [05:46] Kobayashi     and thinks like that, too. [05:51] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi! [05:54] Tohru     Kanna's asleep, so how     about some evening liquor? [05:58] Kobayashi     Mmm. [06:04] Kobayashi     It's good. [06:06] Kobayashi     I'm done thinking about it today. [06:11] Kobayashi     Huh? This happened before, too. [06:14] Kobayashi     The love potion?! [06:18] Tohru     I noticed partway through. [06:21] Tohru     Right now, you... [06:23] Tohru     have one of those! [06:25] Tohru     Ilulu must have gotten to you, huh? [06:28] Tohru     Poor Miss Kobayashi. [06:31] Tohru     I'll fix you right up. [06:32] Tohru     But before that! [06:33] Tohru     I'll seize my opportunity! [06:36] Tohru     Now that our hearts are united,     that just leaves our bodies. [06:41] Tohru     Now, Miss Kobayashi, give it all to me. [06:45] Tohru     Why are you completely turned off?! [06:47] Kobayashi     You took off your maid outfit. [06:48] Kobayashi     How could you? [06:49] Tohru     Huh? [06:50] Kobayashi     Tohru, I'm going to tell you all     the things that make a maid great [06:54] Kobayashi     from the male perspective. [07:00] Kobayashi     Good. [07:05] Kobayashi     I made it through that. [07:07] Kobayashi     What will you do next, Ilulu? [07:19] Georgie     It's displayed nicely, Miss. [07:23] Saikawa     Something's not right, though. [07:27] Saikawa     That does it! [07:29] Georgie     I see! SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways) [07:43] Cremene     Stop. Don't run. [07:49] Ilulu     You followed me here, harmony bastard?! [07:52] Cremene     I'm Cremene of the dragon-slaying camp. [07:55] Cremene     Give my name to the judge in     the underworld after you die. [07:58] Cremene     I want the credit. [08:03] Kobayashi     Now... [08:05] Kobayashi     Ilulu always appears when I'm alone, [08:09] Kobayashi     so maybe I can see her if I wait here? [08:12] Kobayashi     I wonder why I'm [08:14] Kobayashi     focusing on Ilulu so much? [08:18] Kobayashi     Maybe it's because I feel     like we could get along? [08:23] Kobayashi     All the others I've met from another world [08:25] Kobayashi     have been friendly. [08:28] Kobayashi     They all have this air of having lived     through conflict and its resulting tragedy, [08:33] Kobayashi     yet they're still able     to interact with people [08:36] Kobayashi     because they know that's not everything. [08:38] Kobayashi     Because they're willing to believe     there's more than just strife. [08:42] Kobayashi     That's the Tohru I believe in. [08:46] Kobayashi     Which is why I want her to reconcile [08:49] Kobayashi     with Ilulu. [08:53] Kobayashi     Ilulu's not showing up. [08:56] Kobayashi     Maybe she's over here,      where there's less foot traffic? [09:05] Kobayashi     Ilulu?! [09:07] Kobayashi     You're injured? [09:09] Cremene     You've seen us? [09:12] Cremene     Human of this world, I have come to destroy     that vile beast from another world. [09:19] Cremene     Leave here at once, [09:21] Cremene     and forget you were ever here. [09:25] Kobayashi     Who is this guy? [09:27] Kobayashi     Do you mean you're here to kill Ilulu? [09:29] Kobayashi     You're saying you're an adult     that's trying to kill a child? [09:32] Cremene     I am. [09:33] Cremene     That creature is chaos. [09:36] Cremene     An evil dragon that will bring     naught but harm to humans. [09:39] Kobayashi     In that case... [09:47] Cremene     What is that unpleasant blare?! [09:50] Neighbor     Hey! Keep it down! [09:51] Kobayashi     All right! [09:54] Kobayashi     Security Buzzer Power! [10:00] Kobayashi     You're damn heavy! [10:02] Cremene     They ran away? [10:05] Cremene     Why would a human...? [10:11] Kobayashi     Oh, coming to? [10:15] Kobayashi     You okay? [10:16] Kobayashi     It looks like your wound     healed up right away, though. [10:20] Ilulu     Why did you save me? [10:22] Kobayashi     Can we say we're safe yet? [10:25] Kobayashi     I'm sure that guy's still after you, right? [10:28] Ilulu     It doesn't matter. [10:30] Kobayashi     Huh? [10:31] Ilulu     If I'm defeated in battle,     then that's just my fate. [10:35] Kobayashi     Wouldn't me saving you be fate, too, then? [10:42] Kobayashi     Hey, Ilulu. [10:43] Kobayashi     Is there something you want to tell me? [10:46] Kobayashi     The way you mess with me [10:48] Kobayashi     kind of suggests there is. [10:50] Ilulu     I... [10:51] Ilulu     can't accept dragons coexisting with humans. [10:55] Ilulu     There's no way they can     get along with humans. [10:57] Kobayashi     You told me that before. [11:00] Ilulu     Because if they can get along... [11:04] Ilulu     then why did I spend all this time... [11:10] (Flashback) Dragon3     Dragons are superior beings,     so associating with humans is shameful. [11:14] Ilulu     I really... [11:15] (Flashback) Dragon4     There were all kinds of tragedies. [11:18] (Flashback) Dragon4     Harmony is impossible. [11:19] Ilulu     I really, well... [11:21] (Flashback) Dragon3     Humans are our enemy! [11:22] Ilulu     I wanted... [11:23] Ilulu     I wanted to... [11:29] Ilulu     I really... [11:32] Ilulu     wanted to play with them more! [11:41] Ilulu     No one would let me. [11:43] Ilulu     That girl and that boy did     nothing wrong, and yet... [11:51] Kobayashi     I see. [11:53] Kobayashi     Then, hey, [11:57] Kobayashi     let's play together next time. [12:02] Kobayashi     We do all kinds of things, you know. [12:05] Kobayashi     We play dodgeball, go to Comiket,     go to hot springs, and so on. [12:09] Kobayashi     Though, you'll have to lay off the kind     of play that turns into battles. [12:13] Ilulu     Y-You're trying to trick me! [12:16] Ilulu     You're trying to win me over     by saying nice things! [12:19] Kobayashi     Yeah, I am. [12:20] Ilulu     Huh? [12:21] Kobayashi     I'm trying to tame a fierce,     evil dragon of chaos [12:24] Kobayashi     with sweet words to render her harmless. [12:28] Kobayashi     Will you believe what you've been taught? [12:30] Kobayashi     Or would you care to be tricked by me? [12:44] Ilulu     I... [12:45] Cremene     That's enough. [12:47] Cremene     I can't believe you and the     human were working together. [12:50] Cremene     I'll exterminate you, too! [12:52] Kobayashi     Can you do that? [12:54] Kobayashi     You have rules to follow, don't you? [12:56] Cremene     Those rules are only on paper. [12:58] Cremene     They're rules between dragons,     so they don't apply to humans. [13:04] Kobayashi     He's making Tohru's father     seem genuinely nice. [13:08] Kobayashi     But... [13:12] Kobayashi     Don't underestimate humans. [13:15] Cremene     A human who would try to protect a dragon? [13:19] Cremene     Hmph! [13:21] Ilulu     Kobayashi! [13:24] Kobayashi     Ow! [13:29] Kobayashi     That super hurts. [13:32] Kobayashi     You're late. [13:49] Cremene     You?! [13:50] Cremene     How are you here?! [13:52] Tohru     How dare you hurt Miss Kobayashi! [13:55] Cremene     E-Even if you're here, I just     need to call in reinforcements! [13:59] Cremene     I'll summon Lady Elma at on— [14:03] Tohru     Choose the right words     to plead for your life [14:05] Tohru     and I'll let you have your soul     back after breaking your body. [14:09] Tohru     Now, [14:10] Tohru     beg for your life! [14:21] Kobayashi     D-Did you kill him? [14:23] Tohru     No, I just erased his     memories of this world [14:26] Tohru     and sent him back from where he came. [14:29] Tohru     After punishing him a bit. SIGN    Horn [14:31] Kobayashi     I see. [14:33] Kobayashi     Thank goodness. [14:34] Kobayashi     Now Ilulu can... [14:36] Kobayashi     Huh? Now that I'm relieved, I feel... [14:42] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi?! [14:43] Tohru     Please hang in there! [14:45] Tohru     Dragon saliva can stop bleeding! [14:48] Ilulu     You just want to lick her, don't you?! [14:50] Tohru     Here I come, Miss Kobayashi!     Lick, lick, lick, lick! [14:54] Ilulu     Man, your tongue is long! [14:59] Kobayashi     A functional member of society [15:02] Kobayashi     is someone who diligently obeys the rules [15:05] Kobayashi     and prioritizes their company     over their private life. [15:08] Kobayashi     I believed that's just how it is. [15:12] Kobayashi     Because I was taught that it's my duty to     fill my role as a functional member of society. [15:17] Kobayashi     Then, the next thing I knew, I no longer     had any friends in my private life. [15:23] Kobayashi     That was when I met Tohru     and managed to change. [15:29] Kobayashi     So, maybe, [15:30] Kobayashi     I was seeing my old self in Ilulu. [15:37] Kobayashi     Ah. [15:38] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi? [15:39] Tohru     Stay with me! [15:40] Kanna     You're okay. [15:42] Kobayashi     Tohru. [15:43] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan. [15:45] Kobayashi     Is this our home? [15:46] Kobayashi     Yes! [15:47] Kobayashi     I healed your wounds, as well! [15:50] Kobayashi     Where's Ilulu? [15:53] Tohru     Right there. [15:59] Tohru     This girl wouldn't even     try to leave your side. [16:02] Tohru     Even if she's finally noticed what     makes you so great, it's too late! [16:06] Ilulu     Kobayashi! [16:09] Ilulu     Can I let you trick me? [16:14] Kobayashi     Yeah, of course. [16:27] Announcer     Good morning. [16:29] Announcer     El Niño Miki is here to share     today's national weather. [16:33] Announcer     Today, large regions will be seeing sunshine. [16:33] Kobayashi     Will she be fine without making     her claws and tail disappear? [16:37] Announcer     We're under a high pressure system,     so it's calm skies over a wide region. [16:38] Kobayashi     And if she could make her     breasts a normal size. [16:41] Announcer     You can rest assured and     hang your laundry out today. [16:41] Tohru     Ilulu is already pushing     herself as it is at that size. [16:44] Announcer     The cherry blossoms are     starting to bloom as well. [16:45] Tohru     If she wasn't pushing herself,     her breasts would be even bigger. [16:47] Announcer     They're only just blooming, but there     aren't many caterpillars at this time! [16:49] Tohru     Oh, she could probably make her claws     and tail disappear if she tried. [16:52] Announcer     So, how about giving an early     flower viewing a try right now? [16:52] Kobayashi     Huh? What do you mean she     can't reduce her breasts? [16:55] Kobayashi     Give me about 5% of that! [16:56] Announcer     Mornings and evenings will     be chilly in many locations. [16:58] Ilulu     Kobayashi, Kobayashi. [17:00] Kobayashi     What's the matter? [17:01] Ilulu     This is where excrement goes, right? [17:04] Ilulu     How does it work? [17:05] Kobayashi     I have to start from there? [17:07] Kobayashi     Yeah, you sit on there. [17:09] Kobayashi     Just like that. [17:11] Ilulu     I got it. [17:13] Kobayashi     We'll have to teach her all kinds of things. [17:17] Kobayashi     If only I had a talented     maid at times like these. [17:20] Kobayashi     I'd see them in a whole new light. [17:25] Kobayashi     Sorry. Just while I'm away at work. [17:28] Tohru     It's fine. [17:30] Tohru     You and I have a special,     eternal bond, after all! [17:34] Kobayashi     Don't add eternal on there so casually. [17:36] Tohru     Have a good day. [17:38] ExerciseMan     Have you been working those muscles? [17:41] Tohru     Now... [17:41] ExerciseMan     When you don't work out they'll degrade     and it can hasten your body's aging. [17:44] Tohru     We were just trying to kill     each other the other day. [17:48] Ilulu     There's no way Tohru would     forgive a traitor. [17:51] Ilulu     She'll eliminate me. [17:53] Ilulu     But I want to know more about     Kobayashi before that. [17:56] Ilulu     I won't go down easily. [17:58] (Flashback) Kobayashi     Don't fight! [18:02] Tohru     Here. SIGN    Living as a Human Manual SIGN    Kobayashi Tohru [18:04] Tohru     It's the manual I wrote on     how to live as a human. [18:07] Tohru     Now, change your claws into human hands. [18:15] Tohru     Wha? [18:21] Tohru     Why are you laughing at yourself?! [18:23] Tohru     Do you suck at making hands? [18:26] Ilulu     I can't transform them well. [18:28] Ilulu     I'll read it like this. [18:29] Tohru     Oh, you can hold it with those hands? [18:31] Ilulu     They come with tiny hands. [18:33] Tohru     Creepy! [18:37] Ilulu&Screen     "Greetings. [18:38] Ilulu&Screen     Humans establish communication     with greetings. [18:42] Ilulu&Screen     For now just repeat whatever     greeting one says to you." [18:46] Ilulu&Screen     "Food. [18:47] Ilulu&Screen     Humans can mostly eat anything,     but they stubbornly won't eat dragon meat. [18:52] Ilulu&Screen     Currently seeking ways to get them to eat it." [18:55] Ilulu&Screen     "Mating [18:56] Ilulu&Screen     I want to do it." [18:57] Ilulu     The stuff in here is biased! [18:59] Tohru     It's the truth for me. [19:01] Ilulu&Screen     "Clothing. [19:02] Ilulu&Screen     Wearing clothing as similar as possible to what     other humans wear will keep you from standing out." [19:07] Illu     Hmm? [19:08] Illu     Aren't you going against this a bit? SIGN    Conspicuous [19:11] Tohru     Yah! [19:12] Ilulu     Fine. [19:13] Ilulu     I'll wear human clothing, too. [19:16] Tohru     We don't have your size. [19:17] Ilulu     There are Kanna's clothes, right? [19:19] Tohru     The size won't fit! [19:20] Ilulu     See, it fit. [19:24] Tohru     What did I just tell you? [19:26] Tohru     Why don't you transform     your scales like I do? [19:30] Ilulu     I don't have the skill to do that. [19:32] Tohru     I'll lend you my clothes, then. [19:36] Tohru     What are you planning to do from now on? [19:38] Ilulu     What will I do? [19:40] Tohru     What do you want to do? [19:42] Tohru     There's something, isn't there? [19:44] Ilulu     Something I want to do? [19:46] Ilulu     I'll think on it. [19:48] Tohru     That so? [19:49] Ilulu     Yeah. [19:51] Tohru     Well, you're welcome to stay in our     home as long as you like until you decide. [19:55] Ilulu     You couldn't fully say     that polite phrase there. [19:57] Tohru     This might come as a surprise, [19:59] Tohru     but I don't take kindly to you being here! [20:02] Ilulu     That's not a surprise. [20:04] Tohru     After all, think about how you showed up! [20:07] Tohru     You were like a bloodthirsty berserker. [20:09] Ilulu     No, that was because fighting     you seemed like fun. [20:13] Ilulu     Wait, I looked like that?! [20:15] Tohru     Please figure out what     you want to do quickly. [20:19] Tohru     They say those who don't work don't eat. [20:21] Ilulu     What about Kanna? [20:23] Tohru     Kanna has her job as an elementary school student. [20:26] Ilulu     Then I'll be an elementary     school student, too. [20:29] Tohru     You have to be a child for that. [20:31] Tohru     You're about the same     age as me, aren't you? [20:34] Ilulu     I see. [20:39] Tohru     At least think it over. [20:42] Kobayashi     I'm home. [20:43] Tohru     Welcome home! [20:45] Kobayashi     What's Ilulu doing? [20:47] Tohru     Thinking about what she wants to do. [20:50] Kobayashi     Hmm... [20:54] Kobayashi     I hope you find something. [20:58] Kobayashi     What is it? [20:59] Ilulu     I figured out what I want to do for now. [21:02] Kobayashi     Oh, what's that? [21:04] Ilulu     I want to make babies with you. [21:05] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:06] Tohru     Huh? [21:07] Ilulu     When I thought about it, [21:09] Ilulu     I am at an age where I could     have and raise children. [21:12] Ilulu     I want you to fill the loneliness     from my lack of family. [21:16] Ilulu     Kobayashi, have sex with me! [21:18] Tohru     No way! [21:20] Tohru     That's just no, no, no, no! [21:21] Tohru     Not happening! [21:23] Kobayashi     I'm a woman, anyway. [21:25] Ilulu     I can give you a thing again! [21:26] Tohru     No, you won't! [21:27] Tohru     If you do that, then I'm doing her! [21:29] Kanna     Vulgar. [21:30] Kobayashi     Right? [21:31] Tohru     Absolutely not, got it?! [21:32] Kobayashi     I'm not really holding onto my chastity for     a reason, but I'm not giving it to you all. [21:40] Kanna     Oh! [21:42] Kobayashi     That's for Ilulu. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:22] Kobayashi     Where should we have Ilulu sleep? [23:24] Kobayashi     We don't have space for another bed. [23:26] Ilulu     What about here? [23:27] Kobayashi     The closet? [23:28] Ilulu     It's calming. [23:29] Kobayashi     If you're okay with it, that works. [23:30] Ilulu     Yeah, I like it. SIGN         Episode 3 SIGN         Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Cancer SIGN    You Might Get Caught In An Unexpected Event SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Astrology is meaningless, anyway. SIGN    Don't completely reject it SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Cancer. E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Saikawa     Kanna-san, I'm here to play! [00:04] Kanna     Oh! [00:05] Kanna     Saikawa's here! SIGN    Saikawa Riko [00:08] Kanna     Hello, Saikawa. [00:09] Kanna     I welcome you! [00:11] Saikawa     Yes, I'm glad to be here! [00:13] Saikawa     Huh? [00:15] Saikawa     Where's your mother? [00:17] Kanna     Shopping with Lady Tohru. [00:21] Saikawa     Meaning... [00:23] Saikawa     it's just the two of us?! [00:25] Saikawa     Oh, my, what do I do? [00:29] Saikawa     I'm going to climb the stairs to adulthood. [00:29] Kanna     Saikawa? [00:31] Saikawa     Is this my own Cinderella story?! [00:33] Saikawa     K-Kanna-san, may I borrow your bathroom? [00:36] Kanna     Down and to the right. [00:44] Saikawa     I'm so nervous. [00:49] Saikawa     Oh, I'm sorry. [00:56] Saikawa     Who is that woman?! [00:57] Kanna     Ilulu. A friend. [01:03] Saikawa     So it isn't* just the two of us. [02:37] Saikawa     How long have you known each other? [02:39] Kanna     I've known her since a while back. [02:41] Kanna     But she only came here recently, [02:43] Kanna     and now she's living here. [02:44] Saikawa     She's living here?! [02:49] Saikawa     Now that I think about it, [02:50] Saikawa     there are a lot of mysteries*     surrounding Kanna-san. [02:52] Saikawa     She calls her mother by     her last name, Kobayashi, [02:55] Saikawa     and she addresses the maid as "Lady." [02:57] Saikawa     Sometimes I think she's spacing out, [02:59] Saikawa     but then she's oddly smart and athletic. [03:01] Kanna     Saikawa, let's play already. [03:05] Saikawa     Whatever! She's still cute! [03:08] Saikawa     Oh, I brought cards with me. [03:11] Kanna     Mm! [03:16] Saikawa     Ilulu-san, would... [03:17] Saikawa     you like to join us? [03:19] Kanna     Join us! [03:22] Ilulu     I'm fine. [03:28] Saikawa     Did I say anything to upset her? [03:32] Saikawa     Ah, I lost. [03:34] Kanna     Saikawa, you let it show     on your face too much. [03:38] Kanna     Penalty game. [03:39] Kanna     Rub my tummy. [03:49] Saikawa     Wouldn't this actually be a reward? [03:54] Lucoa     Hey, I happened to be in the area. [03:57] Lucoa     I brought snacks. [04:00] Kanna     Kobayashi and Tohru aren't home. [04:01] Lucoa     Oh, my. I suppose I'll wait for them, then. [04:04] Lucoa     You can split the snacks with Miss Saikawa. [04:07] Both     Yay! [04:13] Lucoa     Hey. [04:15] Lucoa     You're not going to play with those two? [04:20] Ilulu     I have no right to. [04:22] Ilulu     I tried to destroy this city. [04:27] Ilulu     I haven't forgiven myself yet. [04:31] Lucoa     Would you like to turn back time, then,     and make it so that never happened? [04:35] Lucoa     I could do that much for you. [04:39] Ilulu     It's fine. [04:40] Ilulu     That wouldn't be right. [04:42] Ilulu     I can't erase what Kobayashi said to me. [04:46] Lucoa     I see. [04:48] Lucoa     But no right to, huh? [04:50] Lucoa     If you're going to look it at like that, [04:52] Lucoa     there aren't many Dragons who do     have a right to interact with humans. [04:57] Ilulu     Mm. [05:01] Lucoa     It's not working like it     did with Miss Kobayashi. [05:04] Lucoa     Well, I'll go try talking to them for a bit. [05:08] Lucoa     You can go ahead and wait in the bathroom. [05:15] Ilulu     I mean, to be honest, I want to play. [05:18] Ilulu     I won't lie about those feelings anymore, [05:22] Ilulu     but what I did is a different story. [05:25] Ilulu     I want to avoid asking     Kobayashi about it, too, [05:28] Ilulu     because she'd probably resolve it easily. [05:31] Saikawa     Ah, I lost again. [05:34] Kanna     Saikawa, [05:35] Kanna     are you losing on purpose? [05:37] Saikawa     Not at all! [05:40] Kanna     But I'm bored with playing     cards by ourselves now. [05:42] Saikawa     Yeah, it is just the two of us. [05:45] Lucoa     Need to pee beam! [05:52] Saikawa     Kanna-san, I'm going to the bathroom. [05:53] Kanna     Again? [05:55] Saikawa     Why do I need to go the     bathroom so much today? [05:59] Saikawa     Huh?! [06:01] Saikawa     I-I'm sorry! [06:03] Saikawa     Huh?! [06:04] Saikawa     What? Why?! [06:06] Saikawa     Huh? Uhh... [06:07] Ilulu     Hey, what's your name? [06:09] Saikawa     Huh? Saikawa. [06:12] Ilulu     Saikawa. [06:13] Ilulu     I actually wanted to play with you earlier. [06:16] Saikawa     Huh? [06:18] Ilulu     But I was a violent person, [06:21] Ilulu     so I didn't think it was okay. [06:23] Saikawa     Violent person? [06:26] Ilulu     I tried to break all sorts of things. [06:29] Saikawa     Oh, a delinquent. [06:32] Ilulu     You don't like violent people, right? [06:40] Saikawa     Well, I'm a violent person myself. [06:44] Ilulu     Really? [06:45] Saikawa     Yeah. [06:46] Saikawa     I often act out when I don't like something. [06:49] Ilulu     Huh?! [06:50] Saikawa     At first I didn't like Kanna-san either, [06:52] Saikawa     so I thought about striking her down. [06:54] Ilulu     S-She's... [06:56] Saikawa     But she's cute, so I decided     I wanted to be friends. [07:01] Ilulu     She's... [07:03] Saikawa     You're cute, too, Ilulu-san, [07:05] Saikawa     so want to be friends? [07:07] Ilulu     She's not thinking at all! [07:10] Lucoa     Children are still in the middle     of learning how to properly handle [07:15] Lucoa     responsibility and the weight     of their sins. [07:19] Lucoa     But Ilulu's environment never     allowed her that opportunity. [07:23] Lucoa     She had to change or she'd be deceived. [07:26] Lucoa     She had to change or she wouldn't     be able to fight alongside adults. [07:31] Lucoa     But for now she can forget     all that and go back. [07:35] Lucoa     Because there's an adult who     will kindly trick her here. [07:38] Lucoa     She should go back to being an irresponsible     kid who doesn't know right from wrong. [08:14] Kobayashi     We're home. [08:15] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san's here? [08:17] Kobayashi     Sorry, we ran into Elma. [08:20] Lucoa     Shh. [08:22] Both     Hmm? [08:27] Tohru     Should I wake them? [08:29] Kobayashi     No, go grab a blanket. [08:32] Kobayashi     I should call Saikawa-san's parents. SIGN    Episode 3 SIGN    Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal) [08:44] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi's watching me. [08:47] Tohru     She's staring right at me. [08:50] Tohru     I can feel the passion behind her gaze! [08:53] Tohru     Ahh, if she keeps looking at me like     she's licking me all over, I'll... [08:58] Tohru     I'll! [09:00] Tohru     A sigh?! [09:02] Kobayashi     Not at you. [09:03] Kobayashi     At that maid outfit. [09:05] Tohru     This outfit? [09:07] Kobayashi     Yeah. [09:09] Kobayashi     I bought a similar outfit     when I was in high school, [09:13] Kobayashi     using the money from my first paycheck. [09:16] Kobayashi     I wanted to show it off to my family. [09:18] Kobayashi     Then... [09:20] Tohru     Then? [09:21] Kobayashi     They said I didn't look good in it. [09:24] Kobayashi     Everyone disliked it and told me so. [09:27] Kobayashi     Ever since then I've stuck     to being an onlooker. [09:31] Tohru     So, after having that exchange with her [09:34] Tohru     I thought to myself, [09:37] Tohru     "Why don't we try making a maid outfit     that would look good on Miss Kobayashi?" [09:41] Tohru     So, I was hoping I could borrow     some wisdom from all of you. [09:45] Lucoa     You're always so frantic when     it comes to Miss Kobayashi. [09:49] Tohru     I'm grateful you could all come. [09:52] Tohru     Wait! [09:52] Tohru     I didn't call for you! [09:55] Elma     Mr. Takiya invited me. [09:57] Tohru     Mr. Takiya! [09:59] Takiya     I'd feel bad leaving her out. [10:02] Fafnir     You have a bad habit of hiding your     embarrassment with fake anger and hostility. [10:06] Tohru     N-No I don't! [10:09] Kobayashi     Hey, I'm really sorry. [10:12] Kobayashi     When I woke up Tohru had     already gathered everyone. [10:15] Georgie     That's cold of you, Kobayashi-san. SIGN    Georgie [10:18] Georgie     We're comrades. [10:19] Georgie     How could I ever hesitate to     spare time for a comrade? [10:23] Kobayashi     Georgie-san. [10:25] Tohru     Yes, yes. Okay, we're starting! [10:27] Tohru     For now, would you all please     draw out your ideas? [10:30] All     Yes! [10:38] Saikawa     That's incredible, Kanna-san! [10:39] Saikawa     If you buy one more property,     you'll have a monopoly on the area! [10:43] Kanna     Monopoly? [10:45] Saikawa     You'll be the king of it! [10:47] Saikawa     You'll be able to do whatever     you want with that area! [10:50] Kanna     Oh! [10:53] Saikawa     Ah, there's such a big     house in Kanna's area! [10:56] Shouta     Sorry, but this a competition. [10:59] Saikawa     Demon! [11:00] Saikawa     You're heartless! [11:00] Ilulu     I don't really get it, but it's a game     that brings out the worst in them, huh? [11:05] Elma     Here! [11:06] Tohru     That was fast, Elma. [11:08] Elma     Miss Kobayashi is stoic and quick     to finish her work at the company, [11:12] Elma     so I thought of this! [11:14] Tohru     The fact that you're hooked on     daifuku comes off too strongly. SIGN    Daifuku goes in here [11:18] Elma     Huh? That's no good? [11:20] Elma     But they're quick to eat     and replenish your nutrients. [11:23] Tohru     Please just go play with the children     in the other room already. [11:27] Takiya     It's my turn next. [11:29] Kobayashi     Hmm, this is too cute, isn't it? [11:32] Kobayashi     I don't think something like     this would look good on me. [11:35] Takiya     Ahh, I wasn't imagining you wearing it. [11:39] Kobayashi     Do that. [11:40] Fafnir     Tch. [11:41] Lucoa     I'm done, too! [11:43] Kobayashi     Too much skin! [11:44] Lucoa     That's what our local servants wore. [11:47] Kobayashi     It's too ethnic! [11:49] Georgie     Here. [11:51] Kobayashi     Georgie-san. [11:51] Tohru     My real hope. I wonder what she'll propose. [11:56] Georgie     Kobayashi-san. [11:57] Kobayashi     Oh, yes? [11:59] Kobayashi     A long dress style, [12:01] Kobayashi     with few adornments and an air     of refinement despite the simplicity. SIGN    No daifuku SIGN    No daifuku [12:06] Georgie     I believe that's your preferred type? [12:08] Kobayashi     Yes, it is. [12:10] Georgie     However, what is a maid outfit? [12:14] Kobayashi     Huh? [12:14] Georgie     It's true the designs have changed     with different eras and customs, [12:18] Georgie     and those designs continue to be polished     every day as the maid outfit changes. [12:22] Georgie     However, it is always a maid who wears one. [12:26] Georgie     They are not a maid because     they wear a maid outfit. [12:32] Georgie     They become maid outfits because     a maid wears that outfit. [12:37] Georgie     Kobayashi-san. [12:39] Georgie     I am also a student. [12:41] Georgie     I cannot wear my maid outfit     at any and all times. [12:45] Georgie     However, no matter what I wear, [12:48] Georgie     yes, even if I wear my school uniform, [12:51] Georgie     so long as I remain a maid, [12:54] Georgie     even that school uniform can become     a maid outfit, wouldn't you agree? [12:58] Georgie     Yes, that means a maid outfit [13:01] Georgie     is worn around the heart! [13:02] Kobayashi     It's the spirit of service! SIGN    Perfect [13:05] Tohru     We're getting off track! [13:07] Elma     Tohru! [13:08] Tohru     You don't need to come back. [13:10] Elma     We finished a round! [13:12] Elma     That aside, you've been     making jabs at ours, [13:16] Elma     so what kind of outfit did you draw? [13:18] Tohru     Oh, uh, well... [13:19] Elma     That's kind of suspicious. [13:21] Elma     Show us! [13:21] Tohru     Oh, hey, stop, pervert! [13:24] Elma     Hmm? What? It's completely blank. [13:27] Elma     You couldn't think of anything? [13:31] Tohra     No... [13:32] Tohra     I was thinking I'd like Miss     Kobayashi to wear my maid outfit. [13:40] Kobayashi     Your outfit is too cute for me. [13:44] Tohru     Right. [13:46] Kobayashi     But, sure. [13:50] Kobayashi     You did call everyone over for me. [13:54] Kobayashi     I'll wear it. [13:56] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi... [13:59] Tohru     Okay, I put it on! [14:01] All     Oh! [14:04] Takiya     You look good. [14:05] Georgie     You're cute, Kobayashi-san. [14:07] Kobayashi     Yes, yes, thank you for the flattery. [14:11] Tohru     Let's take a photo! [14:13] Tohru     It's you and me as double maids! [14:17] Kobayashi     Let's get everyone together     if we're taking one. [14:19] Tohru     Huh?! [14:20] Tohru     Okay, everyone, please line up. [14:23] Kanna     I'm beside Kobayashi. [14:25] Ilulu     Ah, not fair! [14:26] Tohru     Hey, I was first, you all! [14:31] Kobayashi     Hey, Tohru. [14:32] Tohru     Yes? [14:34] Kobayashi     Today I realized something. [14:36] Tohru     What's that? [14:37] Kobayashi     Do you remember what Georgie-san said? [14:41] Tohru     Yes. [14:42] Tohru     They become maid outfits     because a maid wears them. [14:44] Tohru     That also means [14:46] Tohru     that no matter what outfit they wear, it's not     a maid outfit if it's not being worn by a maid. [14:50] Tohru     It's just cosplay. [14:52] Tohru     I was always rejecting your outfit,     but after wearing it I had a change of heart, [14:57] Tohru     embarrassing though it was. [14:59] Tohru     It wasn't bad. [15:02] Tohru     I thought, "Oh, so this is what     I wanted to wear, isn't it?" [15:06] Tohru     I thought cute outfits wouldn't look good     on me, so I always wore men's clothing. [15:12] Tohru     I was worried about whether or     not I would look good in it. [15:15] Tohru     But if I wanted to wear a maid outfit,     then I should've just worn it without caring. [15:18] Tohru     That's when I remembered something. [15:21] Tohru     I wanted to cosplay. [15:24] Tohru     But I couldn't make myself look cute, [15:27] Tohru     so I turned to style and refinement     and became an annoying maid otaku. [15:33] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [15:36] Kobayashi     But you know, [15:38] Kobayashi     seeing you and having you serve as a maid [15:42] Kobayashi     made me realize the outfit you     wear is a proper maid outfit. [15:49] Tohru     You're always so genuine when you     take back things you've said. [15:53] Tohru     I love that unfair side of you,     Miss Kobayashi. [15:56] Kobayashi     I never could have said this to you     when you first came here, though. [16:01] Kobayashi     Please continue helping     with housework, Tohru. [16:05] Tohru     You should call me "maid" there! [16:12] Ilulu     Hey, I'm out of money. [16:15] Kanna     Ilulu, you waste too much. [16:17] Saikawa     It's all right. [16:18] Saikawa     You'll pass the bank soon,     so you'll get more money then. [16:23] Ilulu     I will?! [16:25] Ilulu     But still, after that it's Shouta street. [16:28] Ilulu     No matter where I stop I'll have     to pay expensive rental fees. [16:32] Shouta     Go on, rest assured and roll the dice. [16:36] Ilulu     Demon! SIGN    Bankrupt [16:39] Kanna     Ilulu's out. SIGN    Neighborhood      Notice SIGN    Oborozuka      Neighborhood     Association [16:42] Sasakibe     Tohru-chan, do you have any hobbies? [16:44] Tohru     Hobbies? I'm a maid. [16:47] Tohru     I have... plenty of free time. [16:53] Tohru     What are your hobbies, Miss Sasakibe? [16:55] Sasakibe     Lately I've been into making sweets. [16:58] Tohru     Is that what that earlier     piercing noise was? [17:01] Saikawa     Huh?! I'm sorry, was it that loud?! [17:04] Tohru     Still, I can't think of anything. [17:08] Tohru     In the past I was interested in travel. [17:12] Tohru     Music, huh? [17:14] Tohru     That's popular among humans. [17:18] Tohru     Speaking of music,     there's nihilistic Mr. Yana. [17:21] Yana     So, you came to ask me about it? [17:24] Tohru     Please teach me what makes music fun. [17:26] Yana     Probably the way it heats up your     soul and makes your heart go bomber. [17:30] Tohru     Your heart go bomber? [17:31] Skeleton     Bomber! [17:33] Yana     I'll teach you a little bit, so give it a try. [17:36] Tohru     Okay. [17:46] Tohru     Hmm, I don't quite understand. [17:49] Tohru     Huh? [17:49] Tohru     What's the matter? [17:51] Yana     It hurts. Your talent hurts. [17:53] Tohru     I made him depressed for some reason. [17:55] Tohru     Oh, my, Sone-san. [17:57] Sone     I brought over another     one I happened to make. [18:00] Tohru     Oh, this one turned out well, too! [18:03] Tohru     Do you have fun making things like this? [18:06] Sone     Want to try making one? [18:10] Tohru     All done. [18:12] Sone     Hmm. [18:13] Sone     It's an incredibly elaborate design. [18:16] Sone     There aren't many who could     make something this good. [18:19] Tohru     But I don't quite understand     what makes it fun. [18:23] Tohru     I just tried playing music, too, but... [18:26] Sone     I happened to hear that, [18:29] Sone     but it felt like you were just playing     the score with precise timing. [18:34] Tohru     Oh, you could hear that? [18:36] Sone     It's probably because it was too easy for you, [18:39] Sone     so there wasn't any room     to pour emotions into it. [18:42] Sone     Without curiosity and emotion you     won't be satisfied by that hobby. [18:48] Tohru     So, that's how it is? [18:51] Kanna     I'm home. [18:52] Tohru     Welcome home. [18:55] Tohru     Kanna, do you have any hobbies? [18:58] Kanna     Hobbies? [18:59] Kanna     Walking this white line. [19:02] Tohru     What's fun about that? [19:04] Kanna     I die if I fall. [19:06] Tohru     I see. It's training for     fighting in limited spaces. [19:11] Tohru     I took Kanna's instincts     as a dragon lightly! [19:14] Kanna     Oh, it stops. [19:19] Tohru     Like this! Like this! [19:20] Kanna     I don't go that far. [19:23] Tohru     But you can't call that a hobby. [19:26] Kanna     It's fun when I do it with Saikawa. [19:29] Ilulu     Welcome home. [19:31] Ilulu     Ah! Not fair, Kanna! [19:33] Ilulu     Give me some donuts, too! [19:34] Kanna     No. [19:35] Ilulu     Tohru! [19:37] Tohru     You laze about every day. [19:39] Tohru     Those who don't work, don't eat. [19:41] Tohru     Ilulu, do you have any hobbies? [19:44] Ilulu     Hobbies? Sleeping? [19:47] Tohru     That's less a hobby and more your way of life. [19:50] Ilulu     You're mean. [19:51] Ilulu     So good. [19:53] Tohru     Hmph. [19:54] Kanna     What flavor? [19:55] Tohru     Hobbies are hard. [19:55] Ilulu     Chocolate. Yours? [19:57] Kanna     Cinnamon. [19:58] Kanna     Idols are popular at school. [20:01] Tohru     Idol worship? [20:03] Tohru     But I'm not interested in that stuff. [20:09] Tohru     No, wait. [20:10] Tohru     I know! [20:19] Tohru     I'd just need Miss Kobayashi     to become an idol! [20:27] Takiya     Good work. [20:28] Kobayashi     Good work. [20:30] Kobayashi     Yes, hello? [20:31] Kanna     Kobayashi, Kobayashi! [20:32] Kanna     Hurry home quick! [20:33] Kanna     Lady Tohru's lost it! [20:35] Kobayashi     Huh?! [20:35] Kobayashi     What happened?! [20:37] Tohru     Love kiss, lick kiss, [20:38] Tohru     love kiss, lick kiss, [20:40] Tohru     I love Miss Kobayashi! [20:43] Tohru     Love kiss, lick kiss, [20:45] Tohru     love kiss, lick kiss, [20:47] Tohru     I love Miss Kobayashi! [20:50] Tohru     Love lick kiss! [20:53] Kobayashi     What is this? [20:55] Kanna     Lady Tohru's been constantly producing     Kobayashi goods and showing them off to us. [20:59] Ilulu     She's been singing to us, too. [21:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! Hobbies are fun! [21:06] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, Miss     Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, together forever! [21:07] Kobayashi     I'm not much better when I get wasted,     so I can't put my foot down. [21:14] Shouta     I've reached the target earnings. [21:16] Shouta     Now I just need to reach the goal! [21:19] Kanna     Saikawa, what do we do? [21:27] Shouta     Huh?! [21:28] Shouta     No way! [21:29] Kanna     Goal. [21:29] Saikawa     That's my Kanna-san! [21:31] Shouta     How?! [21:33] Saikawa     I transferred all my assets to Kanna-san! [21:37] Shouta     Huh?! That's not fair! [21:39] Saikawa     Everything that's mine in Kanna-san's! [21:41] Saikawa     My heart, my body, everything! [21:43] Saikawa     Ahh, my king! [21:45] Kanna     Worship me! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Tohru     What's your hobby, Miss Lucoa? [23:23] Lucoa     Hmm, Shouta, I guess? [23:24] Tohru     I figured. [23:26] Tohru     And yours is games, Mr. Fafnir? [23:27] Fafnir     No. [23:28] Tohru     It's games, right? [23:29] Fafnir     No. [23:30] Tohru     Oh, come on. [23:31] Fafnir     I said it's not. SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Sagittarius SIGN    The bathroom lock might break, leaving you trapped~ SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Rewind time to before entering the bathroom! SIGN    Please tell people when something's impossible SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Sagittarius! E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Kobayashi     Oh? [00:01] Kobayashi     This is a really beautiful array of code. [00:04] Kobayashi     Who wrote this? [00:06] Takiya     I don't know. [00:08] Elma     Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi. [00:10] Kobayashi     Thanks, Elma. [00:12] Elma     Why are you staring at     the code I wrote? [00:15] Elma     Is there something wrong with it? [00:16] Kobayashi     No, the opposite. [00:18] Kobayashi     I was impressed by— Hmm? [00:21] Kobayashi     What did you just say? [00:23] Elma     I wrote it. [01:55] Elma     I can grow, too. [01:57] Kobayashi     I just assumed you'd be     stuck serving tea forever. [02:01] Elma     You're the one who gave me all     those books and told me to study! [02:05] Kobayashi     I guess you do have high specs,     since you're a dragon. [02:09] Kobayashi     This is amazing, Elma! [02:10] Elma     Hmm? What? [02:12] Elma     Are you praising me? [02:13] Kobayashi     I am! [02:14] Kobayashi     This means we have another     fighting member on our team! [02:17] Kobayashi     You did well, Elma! [02:20] Elma     Well, just leave it to me! [02:22] Kobayashi     Could you start by handling this, then? SIGN    Fwd: Please Review SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code SIGN    Fwd: Urgent SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System [02:25] Elma     Sure. [02:25] Kobayashi     And this! [02:26] Elma     Sure. [02:27] Kobayashi     Oh, this, too. [02:28] Elma     Sure? [02:29] Kobayashi     And this. SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00 SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00 [02:29] Kobayashi     And this one, this one, this one,     and this one too. [02:32] Kobayashi     We're counting on you. [02:33] Elma     You're asking too much     of me, Miss Kobayashi! [02:35] Takiya     No, no. [02:36] Takiya     That's the amount of work you     should be handling normally. [02:39] Elma     Huh? [02:40] Takiya     Kobayashi-san's the one who's been [02:42] Takiya     handling your share of the work     while you were serving tea. [02:45] Takiya     Kobayashi-san already has twice     that much work on her plate, too. [02:50] Elma     Isn't that kind of incredible,     Mister Takiya? [02:53] Takiya     Yeah. [02:54] Takiya     She's our pillar. [02:56] Elma     Pillar? [02:59] Elma     Miss Kobayashi's a pillar? [03:02] Elma     Miss Kobayashi! [03:03] Kobayashi     Hmm? [03:04] Elma     I challenge you to a duel! [03:07] Kobayashi     Huh? [03:07] Elma     Let's fight fair and square! [03:09] Kobayashi     Huh? [03:11] Kobayashi     Why so suddenly? [03:12] Kobayashi     Maybe she's mad that I     gave her too much work? [03:15] Tohru     That's just how Elma is! [03:18] Kobayashi     Hmm, I kind of understand how you     feel when she comes after you. [03:22] Tohru     She always challenges me     to strange matches, too. [03:25] Tohru     There were tests of strength, [03:26] Tohru     seeing whose tail was longer, [03:28] Tohru     and speed eating competitions, as well. [03:30] Tohru     She even challenged me to so see who could     strip travelers of their clothes first, once. [03:34] Kobayashi     Are you two the North Wind and the Sun? [03:36] Kobayashi     So, that's how you two played     together all the time. [03:39] Kobayashi     You're great friends. [03:40] Tohru     No, we're not! [03:42] Tohru     Normally we should be trying     to kill each other. [03:44] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi,     please be careful around Elma. [03:48] Tohru     Your gaze is a sharp as     those in the chaos faction. [03:50] Kobayashi     Is my resting face really that bad? [03:52] Elma     Good! [03:54] Elma     I'm glad you showed and didn't     run away, Miss Kobayashi! [03:57] Kobayashi     Well, I did consider taking PTO... [04:01] Kobayashi     Can we settle things with     this before we compete? SIGN    Limited     Soft, Sweet Pudding [04:04] Kobayashi     It's one of the limited-time sweets from     the station. A soft, sweet pudding. [04:08] Elma     Oh! [04:10] Kobayashi     Normally, this would satisfy Elma. [04:14] Elma     No! I'll take that when I win the match! [04:16] Kobayashi     That's how she's taking it? SIGN    Fwd: About the System Changes SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On? SIGN    Fwd: Please Test It SIGN    Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12 SIGN    Fwd: Please Test First SIGN    Fwd: Changes to the UI System SIGN    Fwd: Urgent SIGN    Fwd: About the Review SIGN    Fwd: Please Provide Test Code SIGN    Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going? SIGN    Fwd: System Changes SIGN    Fwd: System Change Request SIGN    Fwd: Urgent [04:18] Takiya     The winner will be whoever completes the     most of this work that hasn't been touched yet. [04:22] Elma     All right! [04:23] Kobayashi     You say it hasn't been touched yet,     but someone's responsible for it, right? [04:27] Kobayashi     Who's that? [04:29] Takiya     That's me. [04:30] Takiya     I'm taking PTO to go around     Akiba with Faf-kun! [04:33] Takiya     See you later! [04:35] Kobayashi     That bastard. Thank you     for all your hard work. [04:39] Elma     I can't tell if you're mad     or thankful from that response. [04:43] Kobayashi     Well, shall we get started? [04:44] Elma     Y-Yeah. [04:46] Kobayashi     Though... [04:48] Kobayashi     Of course this would be a dull competition. [04:52] Kobayashi     It doesn't matter if I win or lose, [04:54] Kobayashi     the work gets done either way. [04:56] Staff     Lunch time. [04:58] Staff     Want to go to the usual ramen shop? [05:01] Kobayashi     Hey, come with us, Elma. [05:02] Elma     I'm not going. I'll finish     this in the meantime. [05:06] Kobayashi     Beating a mere human like me won't     make you very happy, right? [05:11] Kobayashi     If I made you mad, I'll apologize. [05:13] Elma     I'm not mad. [05:15] Elma     And don't sell yourself short. [05:17] Elma     Don't become a pillar, either. [05:19] Kobayashi     A pillar? [05:20] Elma     That's right. [05:21] Elma     I've watched many humans become     pillars in the other world. [05:26] Kobayashi     What do you mean? [05:27] Elma     They support others by becoming a sacrifice. [05:30] Kobayashi     Human sacrifices?! [05:32] Elma     The dragons of the harmony     faction help humans, [05:34] Elma     but many of my companions     claimed sacrifices in exchange. [05:38] Elma     Those people became human     pillars and died... [05:41] Elma     I couldn't stand watching that. [05:43] Kobayashi     This discussion's taken     an awfully heavy turn. [05:46] Elma     So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing     yourself and working so much! [05:51] Elma     I'll lead the others for you! [05:54] Kobayashi     Elma, bring your head closer. [05:57] Kobayashi     Then close your eyes. [05:58] Elma     Wh-What? [06:00] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru. [06:03] Elma     Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing... [06:08] Kobayashi     Ei! [06:09] Elma     Ow! [06:09] Elma     Ow! [06:10] Elma     Ow! [06:11] Elma     Wh-What are you doing?! [06:13] Kobayashi     Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern. [06:17] Elma     What? [06:19] Kobayashi     The world you live in now isn't the     same as the one you came from. [06:23] Kobayashi     So, don't go thinking everything is the same. [06:26] Kobayashi     There are no human sacrifices     in modern Japan. [06:29] Kobayashi     Also, I still have my honor as your     senior here, so don't steal my work. [06:33] Elma     I-I see. [06:35] Kobayashi     Let's call an end to this competition, okay? [06:38] Elma     Okay. [06:39] Kobayashi     I'm glad you were concerned for me. [06:42] Kobayashi     Thank you, Elma. [06:44] Elma     Yeah. [06:45] Kobayashi     Ahh, all done, all done. [06:47] Kobayashi     Okay, Elma! [06:49] Kobayashi     I'm taking you out for drinks with us today. [06:51] Elma     Drinks? [06:52] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun's already standing     by at our usual place. [06:56] Elma     I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone. [06:58] Kobayashi     Uh-huh. There are some things you can     only talk about when liquored up, too. [07:02] Elma     Oh?! Now I'm excited! [07:04] Kobayashi     And what's with that outfit?! [07:07] Kobayashi     You dragons piss me off,     always dressing like you can do anything! [07:10] Takiya     I think this idea that you can     just wear glasses is thoughtless! [07:14] Kobayashi     Also, your breasts are outrageous! [07:16] Takiya     As a fellow glasses wearer, there are     big differences in size and frames! [07:19] Takiya     If you're going to wear them,     I wish you'd think about those things first! [07:21] Elma     I want to go home. [07:27] Takiya     This is a popular collaboration cafe! [07:29] Background     Here we go! Palflash! [07:29] Takiya     We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays. [07:33] Fafnir     Yeah. [07:34] Staff     Sorry for the wait. [07:36] Staff     Here's the special bonus     illustrated coaster you ordered. [07:39] Takiya     There are 15 types, handed out at random. [07:42] Takiya     You're in this with me     until I collect them all! [07:45] Fafnir     Hmph, bring it on. SIGN    Urgent Notice SIGN    Beware Suspicious Person SIGN    Lately we've received several reports      of a suspicious individual. SIGN    >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair [07:51] Kobayashi     That's scary. [07:53] Kobayashi     They're recruiting people for patrols. [07:54] Tohru     They actually approached me, too. [07:57] Kobayashi     Huh? [07:57] Tohru     They were hopeful after the skill [07:59] Tohru     I showed catching that thief in the     shopping district a while back. [08:01] Kobayashi     Oh, yeah. That did happen. [08:06] Kobayashi     Will this be okay? [08:08] Tohru     Oh! You're worried for me? [08:11] Kobayashi     No, for the suspicious person. [08:12] Tohru     Goddammit! [08:14] Sasakibe     Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan. [08:17] Sasakibe     It's unusual to see you in casual clothes. [08:20] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi said I should     wear some from time to time. SIGN    Patrol [08:23] Tohru     So, what should I be doing? [08:26] Sasakibe     Just walk around the area and see     if you spot anything strange. [08:30] Sasakibe     It's a little scary, though. [08:32] Tohru     There's nothing that scares me. [08:35] Tohru     In fact, please fear me! [08:37] Sasakibe     My, how cute. [08:39] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts? [08:41] Sasakibe     Not at all. [08:43] Tohru     You'll be a hindrance     if anything does happen, then. [08:47] Sasakibe     Nothing is going to happen. [08:50] Sasakibe     This town is very safe. [08:53] Sasakibe     A red zone right away?! [08:55] Sasakibe     Why today, of all days?! [08:57] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe. [09:00] Sasakibe     Yes? [09:01] Tohru     They're blocking the street     and getting in the way, right? [09:03] Tohru     Let's go warn them. [09:04] Sasakibe     Huh? But— [09:06] Tohru     Hey! [09:07] Tohru     You're being a nuisance if you loiter there! [09:10] Delinquent     What? [09:12] Delinquent     You got a problem with us? [09:14] Tohru     I do. [09:16] Tohru     Are you some species that     can't understand language? [09:18] Delinquent     Huh?! [09:20] Delinquent     Quit screwing with us! [09:22] Delinquent     You idiot! [09:23] Delinquent     He lashes out too fast! SIGN    Pinky Forehead Flick [09:30] Delinquents     Huh? [09:30] Tohru     I'll only warn you one more time,     so if you can't understand, [09:34] Tohru     well, give up hope. [09:36] Tohru     Get lost. [09:38] Delinquent     We'll make you regret picking      a fight with Team Dragon Busters! [09:43] Tohru     Now that's an irritating team name. [09:45] Tohru     Well, let's refocus     and get back to our patrol. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [09:49] Sasakibe     What will you do if they     come back for revenge? [09:51] Tohru     Well, of course I'd— SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake SIGN    Bean Jam Pancake [09:53] Elma     Hmm? [09:54] Tohru     Suspicious person! [09:55] Tohru     This era's most suspicious person! [09:57] Elma     Wh-What?! [09:58] Tohru     You're skipping work, aren't you?! [10:00] Elma     I got out early today... Hmm? [10:03] Elma     What's that armband for? SIGN    Patrol [10:05] Tohru     I'm on patrol to maintain the peace. [10:08] Elma     Huh? [10:09] Elma     You are? [10:10] Elma     You're doing something to     preserve the peace of the city? [10:13] Tohru     I just said I am, didn't I?! [10:19] Elma     Really?! [10:20] Elma     You've finally found it for yourself?! [10:22] Elma     A sense of justice?! [10:24] Tohru     Huh? [10:24] Elma     I'm so happy! [10:26] Elma     From today on you can be     an agent of harmony, too! [10:28] Elma     Allow me to help you with the patrol! [10:30] Tohru     I think she's misunderstanding     something again. [10:33] Sasakibe     Oh, would you like to take my place, then? [10:36] Tohru     Miss Sasakibe?! [10:37] Sasakibe     You said I'd be a hindrance, remember? [10:40] Elma     I'm a bit more experienced     at detecting evil. [10:44] Elma     Ask me anything you want. [10:46] Tohru     I'd like to know how I can get rid of you. [10:48] Elma     It's nothing to be embarrassed about. [10:51] Elma     You can be cute sometimes, too. [10:53] Tohru     So annoying. [10:55] Tohru     Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway? [10:58] Tohru     I'll overlook a bit of misconduct     as long as it's not bothering others. [11:03] Elma     There was a book of laws, right? [11:05] Elma     If they do anything against those,      we need to warn them. [11:07] Boy     Hurry! [11:08] Boy     It's going to turn red! [11:11] Elma     Hey! [11:13] Elma     That's a clear traffic violation! SIGN    Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act      Article 2      Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol           Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,     and pedestrians currently crossing the road      must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing      and return to their starting side. [11:15] Elma     You could be fined up to 20,000 yen! [11:17] Elma     I'll punish you villains! [11:20] Tohru     Stop, stop. [11:22] Tohru     What are you doing to kids? [11:24] Elma     What?! [11:24] Elma     You're defending evil?! [11:26] Elma     You really are a chaos dragon! [11:28] Tohru     Calm down. [11:29] Children     I'm scared! [11:29] Tohru     If you're going to go after all those     little things, I'm going home. [11:30] Children      [11:32] Tohru     And what was that about punishment? [11:34] Tohru     Violence is way worse, you know? [11:37] Elma     Tohru, you're starting to resemble     Miss Kobayashi, aren't you? [11:40] Tohru     Huh?! Really?! [11:42] Tohru     Elma, you get it, don't you! [11:44] Elma     Annoying. [11:46] Tohru     You keep focusing on the little things     because you're walking without purpose. [11:49] Tohru     Let's search for the suspicious person. [11:51] Elma     What are they like? [11:53] Tohru     According to the flier, the suspicious person     was dressed entirely in black with long hair. [11:57] Tohru     Apparently he's also a tall man     with sharp eyes and glasses. [12:01] Elma     Oh, that's pretty easy to understand. [12:03] Tohru     They said he was spotted dancing      on the route to the elementary school. [12:08] Elma     I see. Like that, then? SIGN    School Zone [12:10] Tohru     Yes, just like that. [12:14] Tohru     What's the meaning of this? [12:17] Fafnir     I was practicing the choreography     for an event with Takiya. [12:20] Tohru     Why here? [12:22] Fafnir     Because our room's too small. [12:24] Elma     You're a fearsome dragon,     so please show more prudence. [12:29] Tohru     She's right. Think about your persona. [12:32] Fafnir     And you two? SIGN    Patrol [12:33] Tohru     We're on patrol. [12:34] Fafnir     Well, good work. [12:36] Fafnir     A chaos faction member and a harmony     faction member happily together... [12:40] Fafnir     It would seem this world     causes us to go crazy. [12:43] Tohru     And you're the one who's     gone the craziest from it. [12:46] Tohru     Are you going to lecture me about     being too influenced by it again? [12:48] Fafnir     No. [12:50] Fafnir     Lately I kind of understand, but... [12:54] Fafnir     I still think it's dangerous. [12:57] Fafnir     The common sense of this world [12:59] Fafnir     doesn't completely mesh     with our understanding, [13:02] Fafnir     so never forget that. [13:03] Tohru     But isn't reconciling that kind of fun? [13:07] Delinquent     Found you! [13:13] Delinquent     You did us real good earlier, huh? [13:17] Delinquent     Looks like you're pretty capable, [13:19] Delinquent     but this time that guy's here. [13:21] Delinquent     The strongest local delinquent, SIGN    Dragon [13:23] Delinquent     the Dragon of Destruction! [13:25] Destruction     A woman, huh? [13:27] Destruction     If you can fight,     gender doesn't matter. [13:30] Destruction     But if you can't fight,     hurry up and apologize. [13:34] Destruction     Oh, you'll fight? [13:37] Destruction     I won't show any mercy, then. [13:40] Delinquents     Get her, Ryuu-san! [13:44] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:46] Tohru     Good grief, with this many... [13:48] Tohru     I'll get the clothes     Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty. [13:54] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:55] Tohru     I told you, didn't I? [13:56] Tohru     If you can't understand, give up hope. [13:58] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [13:59] Tohru     I'll make sure you can     never oppose me again. [14:01] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! [14:06] Tohru     Shut up! [14:23] Delinquent     Oh, hello, Tohru-san! [14:25] Delinquent     Hello! [14:26] Tohru     Hello. [14:27] Kobayashi     You're getting a lot of greetings today. SIGN    B E A R [14:35] Delinquent     Ryuu-san, let's go home already. [14:38] Destruction     I won't just quietly stay defeated! [14:41] Destruction     I'll get stronger and have my revenge! [14:43] Delinquent     Ryuu-san! [14:44] Delinquent     I-It's a bear! [14:49] Destruction     Heh. [14:49] Destruction     Perfect. [14:51] Destruction     I'll show you I've gotten stronger! [14:53] Delinquents     Ryuu-san! SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others) [15:01] Commercial     Take, take, take me away somewhere, [15:05] Commercial     jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land! [15:09] Kanna     I want to go to an amusement park! [15:12] Kobayashi     Huh? [15:13] Kobayashi     I never did understand what was     so fun about amusement parks. [15:18] Kanna     Mrr! [15:20] Tohru     Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi? SIGN    Spot On [15:23] Tohru     If so, we can go and     tell you what it's like. [15:27] Kobayashi     A dragon's going to teach me     something about this world? [15:30] Kobayashi     No. [15:32] Kobayashi     Oh, well! I'll take you to one,     since I know them so well! [15:36] Kobayashi     This is an exception, though! [15:37] Kanna     Yay! [15:38] Kanna     Can I invite Saikawa, too? [15:39] Kobayashi     Sure. SIGN    Parkour Land [15:42] Kobayashi     We're here. [15:44] Tohru     What is this place? [15:46] Tohru     It's hard to believe we're     still in the same country. [15:48] Kobayashi     Right? So this is the kind of place it is. [15:50] Tohru     Huh?! [15:51] Kobayashi     No, it's nothing! [15:52] Georgie     The unusual... [15:54] Georgie     The fact that you encounter things you     can only find here creates memories, [15:58] Georgie     and the things you interact with     let you forget your daily life. [16:01] Tohru     That voice! [16:02] Kobayashi     Georgie-sa— Huh?! [16:04] Georgie     Yes, I am your guide to     this world of dreams. [16:07] Georgie     This too could be considered     a type of a parlor maid. [16:11] Kobayashi     Isn't that too broad an interpretation? [16:13] Kobayashi     Part-time job? [16:14] Georgie     My father's acquaintance runs this park,      so I'm helping him out. [16:19] Georgie     Oh, right, there's a cafe I think     you'd like here in this area. SIGN    Parkour Land Park Map [16:24] Kobayashi     Oh? We'll go try it. [16:26] Georgie     Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro! [16:29] Kobayashi     I can feel the passion. [16:30] Georgie     Have fun here today! [16:33] Kanna     Kobayashi, I'm going to go play     with Saikawa and the others. [16:36] Kobayashi     All right. [16:37] Kobayashi     Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four. [16:42] Kobayashi     Now, what shall we do? [16:44] Tohru     It's just the two of us     adults now, isn't it? [16:48] Tohru     Why are you readying a security buzzer? SIGN    Mirror House [16:51] Tohru     Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh? [16:54] Kobayashi     There are so many reflections of me. [16:57] Tohru     What do they have all     these mirrors here for? [17:01] Kobayashi     To reexamine and reevaluate yourself. SIGN    Because it's a maze. [17:04] Tohru     I see. [17:06] Tohru     I have to accept that I'm     in human form right now. [17:11] Kobayashi     I have to say, you're progressing     rather quickly, Tohru. [17:14] Tohru     I can generally tell the way     from the echoes of sound. [17:17] Kobayashi     You're like a bat. [17:19] Georgie     Curse you! [17:23] Saikawa     I'm scared of props! [17:25] Kanna     Calm down, Saikawa. [17:27] Kanna     I'll protect you. SIGN    Haunted House SIGN    Entrance SIGN    Exit [17:35] Kobayashi     I know this one. [17:36] Kobayashi     You spin this here. [17:38] Tohru     Huh. [17:41] Tohru     What makes this fun? [17:43] Kobayashi     Uh, centrifugal force? SIGN    Having some fun [17:45] Tohru     You mean humans try to experience     a stronger rotational force [17:50] Tohru     to make themselves aware that they're     under the sway of the planet's rotation? [17:54] Kobayashi     Centrifugal force and     rotational force aren't— [17:56] Kobayashi     No, let's go with that! [17:58] Kobayashi     That! [17:59] Tohru     Let's go with that? [18:01] Tohru     Can I try spinning it, too? [18:03] Kobayashi     Go ahead. [18:03] Tohru     There! [18:07] Kanna     Oh! [18:08] Ilulu     What is this? How do you play with it? [18:14] Kanna     Oh! [18:15] Ilulu     What is this? It's fun! [18:17] Kanna     Spinning around. [18:23] Saikawa     Sorry, I did it again. [18:26] Ilulu     You're so funny, Saikawa. [18:31] Georgie     This, too, is a maid's duty. [18:34] Tohru     Unicorn, huh? [18:36] Tohru     He really loves virgins. [18:39] Kobayashi     Would he love me, too, then? [18:41] Tohru     Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it. [18:44] Kobayashi     Scary. [18:45] Georgie     Have some candy. [18:48] Ilulu     Lucky! [18:49] Kanna     Thank you. [18:49] Saikawa     Thank you so much. [18:53] Kanna     Saikawa, is yours yummy, too? [18:55] Saikawa     Yeah. Oh, sorry, though. [18:57] Saikawa     I ate all of it. [19:00] Kanna     That one tastes yummy, too. [19:04] Ilulu     Oh, she held it back. [19:05] Saikawa     I can do it when it counts! [19:07] Ilulu     Really? [19:09] Kanna     Me, too. [19:16] Tohru     That was fun! [19:19] Kobayashi     You sure complained quite a bit, though. [19:21] Tohru     As long as I'm with you, [19:22] Tohru     even the depths of the abyss where     light never reaches would be fun! [19:26] Kobayashi     I wouldn't have fun there. [19:28] Kobayashi     Though, I suppose you're right about     it being fun because we're together. [19:33] Tohru     You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi? [19:37] Kobayashi     The cafe Georgie-san mentioned     should be around here. [19:43] Tohru     I know that. [19:44] Tohru     That's the Victorian style     you mentioned once before. [19:48] Tohru     Ah! [19:49] Tohru     The best smile she's had at     any place we went today?! [19:52] Kobayashi     Thank you. [19:53] Kobayashi     Thank you, Georgie-san. [19:55] Kobayashi     The taste is average. [19:57] Kobayashi     Who to drink it with, huh? [19:59] Tohru     You'll drink it with me, right? SIGN    Parkour Land [20:03] Ilulu     Where are they? [20:05] Kanna     Saikawa, are you okay? [20:07] Saikawa     I-I'm fine. [20:09] Saikawa     I'm just a little too happy. [20:12] Saikawa     Georgie. SIGN    Hot Dogs SIGN    French Fries [20:14] Georgie     You young ladies look     like you're having fun. [20:17] Georgie     I took very nice photos of you all. [20:20] Kanna     Oh, show me, show me! [20:23] Ilulu     Ah, Kobayashi, you're late! [20:25] Kobayashi     Sorry, sorry. [20:27] Kobayashi     I stayed there too long... [20:28] Kobayashi     Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then? [20:35] Kobayashi     Did Georgie-san take those photos? [20:38] Kanna     We all screamed and had fun. [20:40] Ilulu     I'd love to live in a place this fun. [20:43] Kobayashi     Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring. [20:47] Kobayashi     What's the matter, Tohru? [20:48] Tohru     Nothing, I've just been thinking. [20:51] Tohru     These rides make very sharp     turns and rock up and down. [20:55] Tohru     Then there's the buildings     with detailed designs [20:57] Tohru     and mascot costumes modeled     after fantastical beasts. [21:00] Kobayashi     Is she feeling nostalgic? [21:01] Tohru     This... [21:03] Tohru     is a facility to simulate     riding a dragon, isn't it?! [21:06] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:07] Tohru     I can't believe they'd make these things     just because they can't ride dragons themselves. [21:10] Tohru     Humans are so despicable! [21:12] Kobayashi     How did you even jump     to that interpretation?! [21:15] Tohru     In other words, if you rode me you could     experience an amusement park every day! [21:19] Kobayashi     You only have roller coasters! [21:22] Kobayashi     Still, something like this     every now and then isn't so bad. [21:28] Kobayashi     It is bad for my hips, though. SIGN    Gi Na Ve Me N [21:36] Classmate     Nae. [21:37] Classmate     Nae? [21:40] Classmate     Georgie. [21:42] Georgie     Oh, yes. [21:43] Georgie     Good morning. [21:45] Classmate     You've forgotten your own name, haven't you? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Saikawa     Kanna-san's Mom, [23:23] Saikawa     I brought the photos from     the amusement park. [23:24] Saikawa     There's a thousand! [23:25] Kobayashi     That's a lot. [23:26] Saikawa     Really? [23:27] Saikawa     Let's select the best, then. [23:28] Saikawa     Going through each one. [23:30] Kobayashi     That's harsh. [23:30] Kobayashi     I got it, I'm sorry. [23:31] Kobayashi     They're all okay, then. SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    Together With You (Well, If We Get Along) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Pisces SIGN    You might make a big mistake making others mad SIGN    Lucky Advice          Repent.          Also, skip sleep to study up. SIGN    That's stoic... SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Pisces! E5 - Together With You (Well, If We Get Along) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [00:06] Kobayashi     Would you stop snarling at each     other every time you meet? [00:09] Tohru     It's her fault for glaring at me! [00:12] Elma     What?! Fried tofu fritters are delicious! [00:14] Kobayashi     I guess there's no stopping it when you     tried to kill each other the moment you met. [00:20] Tohru     Huh? [00:21] Tohru     No, we didn't try to kill     each other at first. [00:24] Elma     That's right. [00:25] Elma     We didn't start that when we first met. [00:27] Kobayashi     What was your first meeting like, then? [02:05] (Flashback) Man     I heard there might be a civil war soon. [02:08] (Flashback) Man     Looks like it. [02:09] (Flashback) Man     The royal succession dispute     is finally coming to a head. [02:12] (Flashback) Man     At this rate the neighboring country's     going to capitalize on it. [02:16] (Flashback) Tohru     Hmm, humans are so foolish. [02:19] (Flashback) Tohru     Every time they open their mouths,     it's about some conflict. [02:19] Girl     That's mine! [02:21] Boy     I found it first! [02:22] (Flashback) Tohru     Do they have no intention of     enjoying their worthless lives? [02:25] (Flashback) Man     She's here! [02:26] (Flashback) Man     It's the priestess of the holy seas! [02:28] (Flashback) Woman     Priestess? [02:29] (Flashback) Man     She's come to our town, too! [02:32] (Flashback) Woman     Yes, now we're saved! [02:35] Tohru     Priestess of the holy seas? [02:37] Tohru     I've heard of her. [02:38] Tohru     Lately she's been intervening in     human conflicts and resolving them. [02:44] Tohru     If the conflict is over water or food, [02:46] Tohru     she creates lakes and     causes abundant harvests. [02:50] Tohru     If they clash, she makes them lose their     will to fight with her miraculous power. [02:53] Tohru     She must be a god or something     on par with them... [02:57] Tohru     Either way, it's against the rules for     them to interfere in human society. [03:06] Tohru     Well, let's see what she's like. [03:21] Tohru     That woman! [03:22] Tohru     She's neither god nor divine messenger! [03:25] Tohru     Is she? [03:26] Tohru     But if that's the case,     is she just fooling around?! [03:38] (Flashback) Tohru     What do you think you're doing? [03:40] (Flashback) Tohru     A dragon acting as a miraculous priestess? [03:43] (Flashback) Tohru     You make me laugh. [03:44] (Flashback) Elma     I could ask you the same thing. [03:47] (Flashback) Elma     What is the Emperor of Demise's     daughter doing in a human village? [03:51] (Flashback) Elma     Your name is Tohru, if I remember right? [03:55] (Flashback) Elma     I just believe that humans     shouldn't fight each other, [03:59] (Flashback) Elma     and it's foolish to spill unnecessary blood. [04:02] (Flashback) Elma     I have the power to stop that, so I do. [04:05] (Flashback) Tohru     So you're actually doing work,      unlike the other lazy harmony dragons. [04:11] (Flashback) Tohru     I bet you've had quite a few     human sacrifices offered to you. [04:14] (Flashback) Elma     I don't need any human sacrifices. [04:17] (Flashback) Tohru     What? Why not? [04:19] (Flashback) Elma     Why would anyone say     humans are tasty to eat? [04:23] (Flashback) Elma     I'm sure there are much tastier     things in this world. [04:27] (Flashback) Elma     It's my belief that humans     will create them. [04:31] Tohru     I see. [04:32] Tohru     She's the oddball Quetzalcoatl mentioned. [04:35] (Flashback) Tohru     Are you Elma, then? [04:37] (Flashback) Tohru     So what, you ask for food in return? [04:41] (Flashback) Tohru     You sure you aren't better     suited to the chaos faction? [04:44] (Flashback) Elma     You sound like a bit of an oddball yourself. [04:48] (Flashback) Elma     None of the chaos dragons I've met thus far     were willing to engage in conversation. [04:55] (Flashback) Tohru     I just slotted the act of judging     you in before destroying you. [04:59] (Flashback) Elma     Judging me, huh? [05:02] (Flashback) Elma     Would you like to accompany      me for a while, then? [05:05] (Flashback) Tohru     What? [05:08] (Flashback) Elma     Let's both judge the world     of humans together. [05:14] Kobayashi     So you two traveled together for a while? [05:17] Tohru     Yes, well... [05:19] Tohru     I went along with her     self-righteousness for a bit. [05:22] Elma     I must have been crazy at the time. [05:25] Kobayashi     So you were both feeling     each other out, then? [05:29] Kobayashi     Going around without pushing too hard as     two people with different value sets. [05:34] Tohru     I guess you could say that? [05:37] Tohru     I was more interested in Elma [05:40] Tohru     than the goals of our species,      since she was doing as she pleased. [05:45] Tohru     At least, I think that's     how it was at the time. [05:47] Kobayashi     Mhmm. So then what? [05:49] Tohru     It's simple. [05:51] Tohru     We came to understand one another, so... [05:53] Elma     We couldn't see eye to eye,     so after a few decades naturally we... [05:57] Both     tried to kill each other. [06:00] Kobayashi     That's not natural at all. [06:09] (Flashback) Elma     Why?! [06:10] (Flashback) Elma     Why did you destroy the palace?! [06:13] (Flashback) Elma     This was supposed to be a symbol of peace! [06:16] (Flashback) Tohru     Peace, huh? [06:18] (Flashback) Tohru     The thought of a peace     requiring you gave me the chills. [06:21] (Flashback) Elma     What?! [06:23] (Flashback) Tohru     This palace was erected     to worship you as a god. [06:29] (Flashback) Tohru     From it, a religion centered     around you took root [06:31] (Flashback) Tohru     and adopted a class-based     society full of disparity. [06:36] (Flashback) Tohru     In time there would come to be conflict     with those who refused to accept you. [06:42] (Flashback) Elma     I would have forbidden that! [06:44] (Flashback) Tohru     You're not listening to     what I'm trying to say. [06:47] (Flashback) Tohru     Did you intend to remain here with     these humans for all eternity? [06:52] (Flashback) Tohru     Granting the desires of others and     acting as a symbol of worship forever? [06:58] (Flashback) Tohru     I'm asking you if you wanted to let yourself     get dragged into those humans' framework [07:02] (Flashback) Tohru     when you thought were     operating under your own. [07:08] (Flashback) Tohru     You've diverged from your     original intentions, Elma! [07:11] (Flashback) Tohru     I'm disappointed in you! [07:13] (Flashback) Tohru     I can't stand how disgraceful you've become. [07:15] (Flashback) Tohru     So I'll kill you and wake those     humans from their dream. [07:18] (Flashback) Elma     Now you've said it! [07:20] (Flashback) Elma     Try to kill me, if you can! [07:27] (Flashback) Elma     I knew it, too, you know. [07:29] (Flashback) Elma     This wasn't going in a good direction. [07:32] (Flashback) Elma     But what else could I do? [07:34] (Flashback) Elma     The food they brought me     was just so delicious! [07:45] Elma     She's...! [07:48] Tohru     She's...! [07:49] Both     Strong! [08:11] Tohru     That was how we conclusively broke apart. [08:16] Kobayashi     That sounds both grand and petty. [08:19] Elma     In the end, I returned      to the harmony faction's base [08:24] Elma     and didn't get involved with humans again. [08:26] Kobayashi     So you two got along so well,      you could fight. [08:29] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, did you listen     to any of our story just now? [08:32] Elma     She's right, Miss Kobayashi! [08:33] Elma     We're completely at odds with each other! [08:35] Kobayashi     Really? [08:37] Kobayashi     Tohru's been docile here, [08:40] Kobayashi     and you have your hands too full     with work to try to lead humanity. [08:44] Kobayashi     Wouldn't that mean you have     no reason to fight here? [08:48] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi? [08:50] Tohru     Do you not understand why     things are like that here? [08:53] Kobayashi     Huh? [08:54] Elma     Because the food here's delicious! [08:56] Elma     Both Tohru and I are gluttons! [08:59] Tohru     I really won't ever get along with you! [09:01] Elma     What's that?! [09:02] Tohru     You're always easily enticed by food! [09:04] Elma     But tasting human culture is the     best way to understand humans! [09:08] Tohru     You just want to stuff your face! [09:11] Elma     You're totally hooked     on human food yourself! [09:14] Kobayashi     They're so close they understand     each other's inner thoughts, [09:14] Elma     Day after day, you're cooking food! [09:16] Elma     Never tiring of it,     always in your maid outfit! [09:17] Tohru     You're always in your office attire,     even on your days off, too! [09:18] Kobayashi     and they fight to shave away     the parts they can't accept. [09:21] Elma     Don't act like that's the same as     your unnatural appearance! [09:23] Tohru     This is natural for me! [09:23] Kobayashi     I always wanted friends like that myself. [09:25] Elma     How is that natural?! SIGN    Together With You (Well, If We Get Along) SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    Potato Chips SIGN    Maid in Love [10:33] Tohru     I'll kill you. [10:35] Ilulu     Huh?! [10:37] Tohru     Day after day you laze about! [10:38] Tohru     Why don't you go work a bit?! [10:41] Ilulu     I've been thinking about my future. [10:43] Ilulu     Just give me another century. [10:44] Tohru     Don't think about it on a dragon's scale! [10:48] Ilulu     I'll help you with your work for now, then. [10:51] Tohru     What?! [10:53] Tohru     There's no way you could     handle the work of a maid! [10:56] Tohru     Please don't underestimate maids! [10:57] Ilulu     That's what Kobayashi is     always saying to you. [11:00] Ilulu     Though... Work, huh? [11:02] Ilulu     Kobayashi does that, right? [11:04] Tohru     That's right. [11:05] Tohru     She's earning money for your food costs, too. [11:08] Ilulu     All right, I'll work. [11:10] Ilulu     At the same place as Kobayashi, then. [11:12] Tohru     I'll erase you! [11:14] Ilulu     What? You're scaring me. [11:15] Tohru     I'll erase Elma, too! [11:17] Ilulu     Why are you bringing Elma up? [11:18] Elma     Achoo! [11:21] Tohru     Would you like to search for a     place that'll employ you, then? [11:23] Tohru     Using our PC or reading the classifieds? [11:26] Ilulu     No, I'll look and decide for myself. [11:29] Tohru     Hmph. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [11:31] Tohru     Shall we go look around? SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District, Full of Smiles Every Day SIGN    Shop at Your Local Shopping District! [11:33] Ilulu     It's my first time passing through here. [11:35] Ilulu     I always went over the roofs. [11:37] Tohru     You're like a cat. [11:40] Tohru     Are you sure you wouldn't better     off living in the wild? SIGN    Clothes Shop SIGN    Tendon [11:42] Tohru     Well, I will admit that you have     been putting in effort lately. [11:46] Tohru     You did learn perception blocking... [11:49] Tohru     And at some point you managed     to form proper hands. SIGN    Pork Cutlet [11:53] Tohru     You have worked hard. [11:54] Ilulu     I kind of like you like this. [11:57] Ilulu     I like you. [11:58] Tohru     Hmph, don't say such things so suddenly. SIGN    - Cleaning SIGN    Save with bulk! T-Shirts Dress Shirts Suits Special Price [12:01] Ilulu     But I still like Kobayashi the most. [12:03] Tohru     Why, you...! [12:04] Tohru     Jeez, come on, come on. [12:06] Tohru     Have you found something     you'd like to try doing? [12:08] Ilulu     Hmm... SIGN    Sauces Pork Cutlet Vegetable Other SIGN    Hamburger SIGN    Vegetable Croquettes Cream Croquettes SIGN    Beef Cutlet SIGN    Tax Included SIGN    Freshly-Made Croquettes [12:11] Ilulu     Meat and fish make me want to devour them. SIGN    High-Grade Beef Rib Roast [12:13] Tohru     As expected from a fellow chaos dragon. [12:15] Ilulu     Flowers make me want to trample them. SIGN    Flower Arrangements Currently 10% Off! SIGN    Roses 300 Yen Each SIGN    Tulips 250 Yen Each [12:17] Tohru     It is our destiny to destroy. [12:19] Ilulu     Books make me want to burn them. [12:21] Tohru     Classic chaos dragon! SIGN    Good Conversational Skills SIGN    Expressive Writing SIGN    Become an AI SIGN    Train Your Body [12:23] Tohru     It's forbidden to do all     those things here, though. [12:25] Ilulu     Right... [12:27] Ilulu     I hate those kinds of instinctual things. [12:30] Tohru     Well, we're here because we denied them. [12:33] Ilulu     You can do that? [12:35] Tohru     Of course! [12:36] Tohru     That means there's nowhere      you can work, though. [12:38] Ilulu     Hey! Let's play! [12:42] Kaneshiro     Sure, let's play! [12:43] Kirishima     Want to go together? [12:45] Ilulu     Go where? [12:46] Kaneshiro     Shopping! [12:47] Ilulu     Let's go! [12:48] Kirishima     Over there! [12:51] Boy     Yeah! SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [12:52] Boy     Close. [12:52] Kaneshiro     Yoohoo! Kanna-chan, Saikawa-san! [12:55] Saikawa     Oh, you're here. [12:56] Kanna     Lady Tohru, Ilulu. [12:58] Saikawa     Huh? What brings you here? [13:01] Tohru     That's my question. Why are you here? [13:03] Kanna     This is our hangout. SIGN    Oboro Shop [13:06] Kirishima     So these ladies are friends     of yours, Kanna-chan? [13:09] Tohru     I'm Tohru. [13:10] Tohru     This is Ilulu. [13:12] Tohru     We were searching for a     part-time job, but... [13:19] Girl     Which should we get? [13:20] Both     They all taste the same. [13:22] Boy     All right! [13:23] Kirishima     Kanna-chan, this would look good on you. [13:25] Kaneshiro     You, too, Saikawa-san. [13:31] Kanna     We match. [13:34] Aida     I haven't seen you before. [13:36] Aida     Are you the maid's little sister? [13:38] Tohru     So this is your shop, Ms. Aida? [13:41] Tohru     Ilulu, this is Ms. Aida. [13:44] Tohru     We've met often at the     neighborhood association meetings. [13:47] Tohru     Oh, what happened to your leg? [13:50] Aida     Oh, I messed it up while jogging. [13:53] Aida     I'm getting old now, so I've been     thinking of closing up shop. [13:56] Three     No way! [13:59] Aida     But as you can see, I just can't. [14:03] Ilulu     There are a lot of kids here. [14:05] Aida     That's because we're a candy shop. [14:07] Aida     Different children have been     coming here for decades now. [14:12] Ilulu     Could I work here?! [14:15] Aida     How old are you? [14:17] Tohru     She's the same age as me. [14:18] Aida     The same as you? [14:20] Aida     Hmm, what should I do? [14:23] Aida     I was thinking of letting     my grandson run the shop, [14:26] Aida     but I guess it would be     better to have someone [14:28] Aida     enthusiastic about it than     someone reluctant to do it. [14:31] Tohru     I would ask you to let her, as well. [14:46] Aida     Okay! [14:47] Kobayashi     Huh. [14:48] Kobayashi     Working part time at a candy store, huh? [14:50] Kanna     It's Oboro Shop. [14:52] Kanna     Do you know about it, Kobayashi? [14:54] Kobayashi     It's at the end of the     shopping district, right? [14:57] Tohru     She got hired thanks to     my voice of authority. [15:01] Ilulu     She displayed firm command     of her emotions, [15:03] Ilulu     and I thought she was terrifying. [15:05] Tohru     Praise me more. [15:06] Kobayashi     Is that really praise? [15:11] Ilulu     Will it all be okay? [15:16] Kobayashi     Worried? [15:18] Kobayashi     You chose it because you were     interested in it, right? [15:28] Kobayashi     I started my job with vague feelings      and found things that made it fulfilling, too. [15:33] Kobayashi     So I think that's a fine way to start work. [15:38] Ilulu     I see. [15:41] Tohru     I'm a maid because I was interested in it,      too, and it's very fulfilling! [15:44] Tohru     So pet me! [15:46] Kobayashi     Ilulu. [15:48] Kobayashi     Make sure you listen to others     and learn your tasks properly. [15:52] Kobayashi     Don't let yourself be like this maid. [15:56] Tohru     M-Miss Kobayashi! [16:29] Tohru     Hmph. [16:34] Friend     What's wrong, Take? [16:35] Taketo     My grandma hurt her leg. [16:38] Friend     So you're stuck helping out? [16:40] Taketo     No. Apparently she hired someone, so she just     asked me to support them to start. SIGN    Aida Taketo [16:45] Friend     Huh. That stubborn old woman hired     someone outside the family. [16:48] Taketo     I'm taking a uniform over today, [16:52] Taketo     but get a look at this. [16:54] Taketo     It's sized for an adult man. [16:56] Friend     So she hired a guy? [16:59] Taketo     I have no idea where she met him. [17:01] Taketo     If he's some weirdo, I'm chasing him out. [17:03] Friend     So cool, Taketo-kun. [17:05] Taketo     Shut up. SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [17:07] Taketo     Jeez. [17:07] Taketo     What the heck are they like? [17:10] Ilulu     Welcome. [17:12] Taketo     A-Adult size! [17:13] Taketo     Crazy! [17:16] Ilulu     Aida's grandson? [17:18] Taketo     I'm Aida Taketo. [17:20] Ilulu     I'm Ilulu. I'm 16. [17:22] Ilulu     That's what we're telling people. [17:24] Taketo     The same age? [17:25] Taketo     Going by the name... you're a foreigner? [17:28] Taketo     How'd you meet Grandma? [17:30] Ilulu     I met her here, [17:31] Ilulu     asked her to let me work,      and she hired me. [17:33] Taketo     That was decided way too easily. [17:36] Taketo     This is suspicious. [17:37] Taketo     She has to have some ulterior motive for     suddenly wanting to work here like this. [17:40] Ilulu     So, what are you here for? [17:42] Taketo     Oh, yeah, your uniform. [17:45] Taketo     An apron and a white shirt. [17:46] Ilulu     Stuff to wear? [17:48] Ilulu     Got it. [17:49] Taketo     Pfft! [17:50] Taketo     Hey! A pervert?! Are you a pervert?! [17:53] Ilulu     Oh, right. [17:54] Ilulu     Shame. [17:55] Ilulu     I forgot. [17:56] Ilulu     Naughty boy. [17:57] Taketo     Don't act ashamed while     rolling up your shirt! [18:00] Taketo     Go change in back! In back! [18:01] Ilulu     Oh, that's how it is. [18:04] Taketo     What was that? [18:05] Taketo     Does she come from a country     with that kind of culture? [18:07] Taketo     I want to go there! [18:08] Ilulu     Hey, Taketo? [18:10] Taketo     Just Take's fine. [18:12] Taketo     What's wrong? [18:13] Ilulu     I can't get the buttons on this closed. [18:16] Taketo     Y-You'll be fine like that. [18:18] Ilulu     Okay, then. [18:20] Ilulu     You're a pervert, aren't you? [18:21] Taketo     Huh?! What are you saying?! [18:23] Ilulu     You're staring. [18:24] Taketo     I-I'm not staring! [18:27] Taketo     I'll be back here, so ask if there's     anything you don't understand. [18:33] Taketo     She's a weirdo in a different way! [18:37] Taketo     I'm surprised Grandma decided     to hire such a mysterious person. [18:41] Taketo     She makes way less sense than someone     with ulterior motives and it's scary. [18:45] Taketo     Can she even do the work? [18:47] Boy     This please. [18:48] Ilulu     Sure thing. [18:49] Girl     Give me that one. [18:51] Ilulu     This one? [18:52] Girl     Yeah. SIGN    Water Balloons [18:53] Ilulu     Do we sell these individually? [18:55] Taketo     Yeah, that's right. SIGN    Lucky [18:58] Taketo     She's actually trying to do an honest job. [18:59] Boy     Yay! [19:01] Taketo     Wait. Even more so than I would, huh? [19:04] Taketo     Is that why Grandma hired her? [19:04] Girl     Wow! Why do you have such big breasts? [19:08] Taketo     Whoa! An elementary schooler's blazing     fastball of innocent sexual harassment! [19:10] Taketo     How will you divert it? [19:11] Ilulu     These are my flame sacs.      They're big so they can hold fire. [19:15] Girl     I see. [19:16] Taketo     What kind of nonsense deflection is that?! [19:19] Girl     Are they heavy? [19:20] Girl     Do they make your shoulders stiff? [19:22] Ilulu     Hmm, would you like to hold them? [19:25] Taketo     Wait! Wait! Wait! [19:26] Taketo     Hey, don't do anything weird! [19:34] Ilulu     Are you okay, Take? [19:37] Taketo     S-S-Sorry! [19:39] Ilulu     Oh, right. [19:41] Ilulu     Naughty boy. [19:43] Taketo     Why's your reaction so delayed?! SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [19:46] Girl     Bye-bye! [19:48] Girl     Goodbye! [19:49] Ilulu     Later! [19:57] Ilulu     You know, [19:58] Ilulu     I like kids. [20:00] Ilulu     I like playing with them. [20:03] Ilulu     But I can't play while I'm working. [20:06] Ilulu     So I wanted to work somewhere     where children have fun. [20:15] Taketo     It's time to close up shop. [20:18] Ilulu     Yeah. [20:19] Taketo     Want to play for a bit? [20:20] Taketo     I'll show you how to spin the top. [20:23] Ilulu     Oh, that thing! [20:24] Ilulu     Teach me! Teach me! [20:25] Ilulu     I'll bring it over! [20:27] Taketo     She's a nice girl. [20:29] Taketo     Looks like I won't have     to worry about Grandma. [20:32] Ilulu     Take, I like you. [20:34] Taketo     What? That's my line. [20:36] Ilulu     Second to Kobayashi. [20:38] Taketo     Who's Kobayashi? SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [20:41] Ilulu     I brought it. [20:43] Taketo     Watch closely. [20:51] (Flashback) Elma     Did you know? [20:52] (Flashback) Elma     Apparently humans make wishes on stars. [20:56] (Flashback) Tohru     Huh? [20:58] (Flashback) Elma     Apparently they pray to stars for peace, [21:00] (Flashback) Elma     bountiful harvests, and happiness     for themselves and their families. [21:05] (Flashback) Tohru     So they don't care who grants their wishes,      as long as they're granted? [21:10] (Flashback) Tohru     What an utterly inferior species. [21:13] (Flashback) Elma     What would you wish for? [21:15] (Flashback) Elma     If your wish could come true. [21:21] (Flashback) Tohru     Nothing, really. [21:26] (Flashback) Elma     As for me... [21:27] (Flashback) Tohru     You'd probably just wish for lots     of delicious food to eat, right? [21:31] (Flashback) Elma     You know me well, don't you? [21:34] (Flashback) Elma     But that's not all. [21:37] (Flashback) Tohru     What then? [21:38] (Flashback) Elma     I'd wish for your share     of delicious food, too. [21:46] (Flashback) Tohru     Have it your way. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:20] Elma     Our lunch break is too short! [23:23] Elma     Don't you agree, Miss Kobayashi?! [23:25] Kobayashi     You think so? [23:26] Elma     Lately there's five places     I want to visit for lunch, [23:29] Elma     but I can only hit two of them! [23:31] Kobayashi     Normal people wouldn't go      to multiple places! SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon) [23:32] Elma     I'm hungry! SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Capricorn SIGN    You might get tired from heavy breasts SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    It helps to rest them on your desk. SIGN    I'm glad mine are small. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Capricorn. E6 - Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Shouta     What are you doing?! [00:11] Lucoa     You looked cold, so I thought     I'd be a blanket for you. [00:14] Lucoa     Since I am your familiar. [00:16] Shouta     I don't need that! [00:20] Shouta     It's been like this ever     since Lucoa came here. [00:23] Shouta     Whenever I'm home, she's glued to me. [00:25] Shouta     I'm a man, too, you know! [00:30] Shouta     All right! [00:31] Shouta     I have to take back control! [00:34] Shouta     I'll teach her who's boss! [02:19] Shouta     I'll uncover her weakness. [02:21] Lucoa     Now, then. [02:26] Lucoa     Being naked really is the most comfortable. [02:29] Shouta     What is she doing?! [02:31] Lucoa     Ah, I really do hate clothes. [02:35] Lucoa     That sure is a shortcoming. [02:38] Shouta     Lucoa, Lucoa. [02:40] Lucoa     Hmm? [02:41] Lucoa     What is it, Shouta-kun? [02:43] Shouta     Here, take this! [02:44] Lucoa     Huh? [02:45] Shouta     Your master commands you! [02:47] Shouta     Wear those clothes! [02:48] Shouta     Now, feel uncomfortable     and weep for it to end! [02:52] Lucoa     I tried it on. [02:55] Lucoa     Thank you for the present. [02:58] Shouta     Shit. Onto something else. [03:01] Shouta     How will she handle something bitter? SIGN    Black Coffee [03:04] Lucoa     Thank you. [03:07] Shouta     I'm the one who can't stand that! [03:11] Shouta     What about our neighbor's scary dog? [03:16] Shouta     Again, I'm the one who's scared of that! [03:20] Shouta     I'm going to be the greatest mage. [03:24] Shouta     I have to have perfect     control over my familiar. [03:27] Shouta     I'm sorry! [03:31] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san's weaknesses? [03:33] Shouta     Yeah. [03:34] Tohru     In that case, I know something good. [03:36] Shouta     Really? [03:37] Tohru     Her weakness is those breasts of hers! [03:39] Tohru     It's hard for her dodge attacks with those. [03:42] Shouta     I don't mean combat weaknesses! [03:44] Tohru     Hmm, in that case, probably liquor. [03:46] Shouta     Liquor? [03:48] Kobayashi     Didn't Lucoa-san say she     could hold her liquor well? [03:51] Tohru     Well, she can hold her alcohol well. [03:54] Tohru     But it's not that. It's that     she's a sucker for liquor. [03:57] Tohru     She's usually well guarded, but she'll     drink liquor without caution. [04:02] Tohru     So, if you put poison or such in liquor,      she won't even notice. [04:04] Shouta     That would kill her, though! [04:06] Kobayashi     You're asking about weaknesses, [04:08] Kobayashi     but from a dragon's point of view we     humans are just full of weaknesses. [04:12] Kobayashi     Even if you manage to get something over her,     do you think that would sway Lucoa-san? [04:17] Kobayashi     Isn't your current     relationship good enough? [04:20] Shouta     It's not. [04:21] Shouta     Lucoa... [04:23] Shouta     she's always wandering around somewhere, [04:25] Shouta     or teasing me, [04:27] Shouta     or making fun of me. [04:29] Shouta     She doesn't respect me. [04:31] Shouta     That's why I want to strike     at one of her weaknesses [04:34] Shouta     and prove myself to her. [04:36] Tohru     I believe she already respects you, though. [04:39] Shouta     Huh? [04:40] Tohru     Miss Lucoa was never the type     to stay in one place for very long. [04:44] Tohru     The fact that she's still with     you means she does like you. [04:47] Lucoa     Huh? Shouta-kun? [04:49] Lucoa     You were here? [04:50] Shouta     H-How long have you been here?! [04:52] Lucoa     I just arrived. [04:56] Shouta     I-I'm going home. [05:00] Lucoa     I'll escort you, then. [05:02] Kobayashi     Nice seeing you. [05:10] Lucoa     I would have told you      my weakness if you just asked. [05:14] Shouta     Huh? [05:15] Lucoa     The thing I hate most is losing a home. [05:20] Lucoa     I once made a huge mistake, you know. [05:23] Lucoa     So I was driven out of my homeland. [05:25] Lucoa     It made me very sad. [05:28] Lucoa     Ever since then, I've been     afraid of settling in one place. [05:32] Lucoa     But then a friend I thought     would never have a home [05:36] Lucoa     found one for herself. [05:38] Lucoa     It made me kind of jealous. [05:40] Shouta     So that's why you came to me? [05:43] Shouta     But... why me? [05:45] Lucoa     You're the one who said it, you know. [05:47] Lucoa     You asked me to be here with you. [05:49] Lucoa     I was so happy to hear that. [05:52] Shouta     But that was as a familiar... [05:57] Shouta     To be honest, I already know. [05:59] Shouta     You're an incredible being and I'm not     a good match for you, as immature as I am. [06:04] Lucoa     That's right. [06:06] Lucoa     I am an incredible familiar,      so I understood you at first glance. [06:12] Lucoa     You're a good boy who's kind and trying hard,      even if you're overextending yourself. [06:17] Lucoa     Knowing that was good enough for me. [06:21] Shouta     Thank you. [06:24] Lucoa     Good boy. [06:27] Shouta     I do wish she'd stop treating     me like a child, though. [06:35] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, [06:37] Lucoa     I'm willing whenever you want it, okay? [06:40] Shouta     Wh-What do you mean by that?! [06:46] Kobayashi     What's the matter? [06:47] Kobayashi     It's unusual for you to sigh like that. [06:49] Takiya     Well, my parents are paying     a visit to my place. [06:53] Kobayashi     Huh?! Then Fafnir-san has to... [06:55] Takiya     Yeah. [06:56] Takiya     I asked him to go adventure in the mountains     or something while they're here, but... [07:01] (Flashback) Fafnir     I absolutely refuse! [07:03] Takiya     A new, hardcore game is     releasing at the same time. [07:08] Kobayashi     Then you'll just have to introduce them. [07:10] Takiya     Right. [07:11] Takiya     Both of my parents are pretty forward, [07:13] Takiya     so the thought of them angering Faf-kun [07:15] Takiya     and watching my goods get     half-destroyed is... ahh! [07:18] Kobayashi     You're worried about your otaku collection?! [07:21] Fafnir     I refuse. [07:22] Fafnir     I can't afford to move from this spot     until I've collected all the treasures. [07:27] Takiya     You're hooked on it. SIGN    Takeru attacks! [07:29] Takiya     You've already beaten the game, SIGN    It deals 120 damage to Siegfried! [07:31] Takiya     so why not take a little break? [07:34] Fafnir     I can keep fighting for tens     of thousands of years. [07:38] Fafnir     You don't need to worry about me. [07:41] Fafnir     Tch, another bust. [07:43] Takiya     Well, what should I do about this? [07:50] Tohru     Coming. [07:53] Tohru     Uhh, how do you get Mister     Fafnir to listen to you? [07:57] Takiya     I figured you might know since you've     known him a long time, Tohru-chan. [08:01] Tohru     Very well. [08:02] Tohru     I do owe you for planning that     hot springs trip for us. [08:06] Takiya     Thank you! [08:07] Takiya     So come on, tell me how— [08:09] Tohru     With force! [08:10] Tohru     You have to force him     to obey you with might! [08:12] Tohru     That's the only way! [08:14] Takiya     Him? With force?! [08:17] Takiya     You do know that's impossible     when you say that, right? [08:19] Tohru     Well, that really is the only     method I can think of with him. SIGN    In Call SIGN    Kobayashi-san [08:24] Tohru     When I first met him, [08:26] Tohru     he attacked me for trying to sleep     in his cavern and we ended up fighting... [08:32] (Flashback) Fafnir     You're not bad. [08:34] (Flashback) Tohru     Neither are you. [08:36] Tohru     So, once we recognized      each other's strength, [08:38] Tohru     he finally decided to share a little     space in the cavern with me. [08:41] Takiya     So your first time meeting     really was like that. [08:44] Tohru     Well, if my advice isn't helpful,      why not try asking Miss Lucoa? [08:47] Kanna     Ahh. [08:49] Kobayashi     Ahh. [08:49] Takiya     That woman, huh? [08:51] Takiya     What's her contact info? [08:52] Tohru     Hey, Kanna! [08:55] Takiya     She hung up on me. [08:57] Takiya     Do I have any way to contact her? [09:02] Takiya     I did register Shouta-kun to my friends     list last time we played games together. [09:08] Shouta     Huh? Lucoa? [09:10] Shouta     She said she was going abroad to have fun. [09:13] Shouta     She's not here now. [09:14] Takiya     Shoot. [09:16] Shouta     Do you need help with something? [09:18] Shouta     If I can, I'd be happy to help? [09:20] Takiya     You would? [09:21] Shouta     Yes. [09:22] Shouta     I'm constantly improving my     skills as a mage every day. [09:26] Shouta     Helping others out would just     be part of my training. [09:29] Takiya     You're a very responsible boy. [09:32] Takiya     Truth is... [09:34] Shouta     Impossible. [09:35] Shouta     That man's a terrifying dragon, right? [09:38] Takiya     Yeah, I suppose he would be. [09:41] Takiya     Hmm. I guess it'll be easier to do something      about my parents instead of Faf-kun. [09:46] Shouta     Faf-kun? [09:47] Shouta     If I recall, his name is Fafnir, right? [09:50] Shouta     Is that a unique nickname you call him by? [09:52] Takiya     Huh? Yeah, it is. [09:55] Shouta     And he's accepted that     nickname as his own, then? [09:59] Takiya     He said he doesn't mind it. [10:02] Shouta     You can form a pact, then. [10:04] Takiya     A pact? [10:05] Shouta     If you've given him a name     and he's accepted it, [10:08] Shouta     then the preparations to form     a pact are nearly complete. [10:14] Shouta     Take this. [10:15] Takiya     What is it? [10:17] Shouta     An orb of magic power. [10:19] Shouta     I've poured my own magic power into it. [10:21] Shouta     This should be enough for even someone     without magic power like yourself [10:25] Shouta     to activate the ritual to forge a pact. [10:29] Takiya     Hmm. [10:30] Takiya     You're incredible, Shouta-kun. [10:32] Shouta     Uhh, so about that... [10:34] Shouta     Could I ask you for something in return? [10:37] Takiya     Oh? Like some of my lifespan? [10:39] Shouta     A devil would ask for that. [10:43] Shouta     I was hoping you could teach me [10:47] Shouta     how to be a cool adult like you. [10:49] Takiya     Huh?! [10:50] Takiya     That's a pretty surprising request. [10:52] Takiya     I'm not confident I can help. [10:54] Takiya     I'm super pathetic, you know? [10:56] Shouta     It's a promise! [11:01] Takiya     A pact, huh? [11:04] Takiya     I'm home. [11:09] Takiya     A master-servant pact... [11:15] Takiya     Faf-kun. [11:16] Fafnir     Hmm? [11:17] Takiya     You can have it. [11:21] Fafnir     What? [11:23] Fafnir     An orb of magic power? [11:25] Fafnir     This little thing [11:29] Fafnir     won't get me to go outside. [11:31] Takiya     Tch, no luck, huh? [11:34] Takiya     At least tell me, then. [11:36] Takiya     Why did someone as prideful as you [11:38] Takiya     permit me to give you a nickname? [11:41] Takiya     I didn't even know there was a risk to that. [11:43] Fafnir     You... [11:46] Fafnir     Hmph. [11:47] Fafnir     You should be grateful to the brat     that gave you that measly orb. [11:51] Takiya     He gave it to me in return for     some advice from an adult. [11:55] Fafnir     Adult, huh? [11:58] Fafnir     What do you think the term     "adult" means to a dragon? [12:01] Takiya     Huh? [12:02] Takiya     Well, it means they've matured     out of their immature state? [12:04] Fafnir     No, it doesn't. [12:06] Fafnir     That only refers to the     physical state of the body. [12:09] Fafnir     There is no concept of adult     or child in a dragon's mind. [12:13] Fafnir     Only strength exists when     you live as a dragon. [12:18] Fafnir     Their state of mind is dependent upon that. [12:21] Fafnir     Parents don't protect     their offspring, either. [12:23] Fafnir     Dragons didn't start talking     about "adult" or "child" [12:26] Fafnir     until after there were more     dragons interacting with humans. [12:30] Fafnir     Do you understand, Takiya? [12:33] Fafnir     It means dragons are mimicking humans. [12:36] Fafnir     They know such values will lead     to foolishness, but desire them anyway. [12:42] Fafnir     So do the dragons that are here. [12:47] Fafnir     We're just masquerading as humans. [12:51] Takikya     You don't really believe that. [12:53] Takikya     I can tell at least that much. [12:57] Fafnir     Yeah. [13:00] Fafnir     Tohru has firmly declared she     won't regret such foolishness. [13:05] Fafnir     And that human, Kobayashi,     drove away the Emperor of Demise. [13:09] Fafnir     I grew curious as to why they would     go so far to keep up the act. [13:13] Fafnir     So, I decided to try playing the     game a bit myself to learn more. [13:18] Fafnir     That's the only reason I let     you give me a nickname. SIGN    Get!! Unique Skill SIGN    Siegfried dropped Gram. SIGN    Please press any button to— [13:23] Fafnir     It finally dropped! [13:26] Fafnir     Great! This is great! [13:30] Fafnir     Takiya! [13:31] Fafnir     I'm in a good mood now, [13:32] Fafnir     so if you beat me I'll play along     with you and your family or whatever. [13:36] Takiya     Huh? [13:37] Takiya     But I can't beat you in strength. [13:39] Fafnir     Who said it had to be in strength? [13:44] Takiya     I'm not going to lose! [13:46] Fafnir     You dare to challenge me, human?! [13:47] Fafnir     You'll never be able to defeat me! [13:50] Fafnir     Ah, stop! [13:51] Fafnir     Don't use instakill combos! [13:52] Takiya     Weak humans will use any means necessary! [14:01] Takiya     What you think is cool is     just my outward appearance. [14:05] Takiya     So, being a cool guy starts with     creating your outward appearance. [14:11] Shouta     Huh?! SIGN    Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon) SIGN    Episode 6 [14:20] Hachisuka     The other day I went as far     as where the rivers meet. [14:24] Kuroda     If that's true, it's worthy of praise. [14:27] Hachisuka     It is true! [14:28] Hachisuka     I have pictures, too! [14:30] Kuramoto     Nice, that's a great photo. [14:34] Hachisuka     Right?! Incredible, right?! [14:36] Kuroda     Stop! [14:37] Saikawa     You're so annoying, Hachisuka. [14:39] Saikawa     Even caterpillars can go there. [14:41] Hachisuka     What's that, Saikawa?! [14:43] Hachisuka     You saying you can make it there, too?! [14:45] Saikawa     Of course! [14:46] Hachisuka     You better go there, then! [14:48] Hachisuka     Bring back pictures as proof, too! [14:50] Saikawa     That's a piece of cake. [14:53] Saikawa     What do I do? [14:55] Saikawa     Why did I have to say that? [14:58] Kanna     Let's go together. [15:00] Saikawa     But we'll have to walk a long way     to reach where the rivers meet. [15:04] Kanna     That's fine. [15:05] Kanna     Let's go together. [15:07] Saikawa     Kanna-san! [15:09] Tohru     Here, Kanna. [15:11] Tohru     Your lunch and tea. [15:13] Ilulu     Here, candy from the candy shop. [15:15] Kanna     Thank you, Lady Tohru, Ilulu. [15:20] Kobayashi     Have fun. [15:21] Kanna     Mmm. [15:26] Kanna     Saikawa. [15:27] Saikawa     Kanna-san! [15:30] Saikawa     Feels kind of grown-up,     heading out somewhere by ourselves. [15:36] Saikawa     Georgie lent me this. [15:39] Saikawa     She said to use it to contact     her if anything happens. [15:42] Saikawa     With this, we're all set to     take photos as proof, too! [15:46] Saikawa     Tch. [15:48] Both     Skip, skip, love, love, skip. [15:55] Saikawa     Let's only step on the white parts. [15:58] Kanna     If you fall, you're dead. [16:16] Kanna     Saikawa, you died. [16:18] Saikawa     I'm immortal! [16:20] Kanna     Not fair! [16:21] Saikawa     Is too fair! [16:23] Kanna     Not fair! [16:24] Saikawa     Is too fair! [16:44] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san. [16:45] Saikawa     Pass! [16:47] Kanna     Saikawa! [16:55] Youth     Nirvana! [17:03] Both     One, two, and three! [17:06] Saikawa     Your lunch looks so good, Kanna-san. [17:09] Kanna     Lady Tohru made it for me. [17:12] Kanna     Yours looks good, too, Saikawa. [17:14] Saikawa     Yes. Georgie's great at cooking! [17:17] Both     Thank you for the food. [17:27] Saikawa     Ah, I dropped it! [17:30] Saikawa     K-Kanna-san, would you let me     use your chopsticks with you? [17:35] Kanna     I'll lend you my spare chopsticks. [17:38] Saikawa     Thank you! [17:39] Saikawa     I'll use them with care! [17:41] Saikawa     Tch! [17:47] Saikawa     I can use this! [17:48] Saikawa     Nice going, Georgie! [17:51] Saikawa     Kanna-san, want some potato straws? [17:53] Kanna     I do! [17:55] Saikawa     Th-Then... [17:58] Saikawa     Here, Fanna-fan! [18:13] Kanna     Saikawa, want some rolled omelets? [18:16] Saikawa     M-My heart is so full right now. [18:19] Kanna     That's a shame. [18:20] Kanna     I ate some of it already,     but it's really yummy. [18:23] Saikawa     You ate some?! [18:26] Saikawa     You ate some! [18:41] Saikawa     There are all kinds of people here. [18:44] Saikawa     I wonder why everyone's coming to the river. [18:48] Kanna     I love rivers. [18:50] Kanna     It feels great to bathe in the water. [18:53] Saikawa     Bathe in the water?! [18:54] Kanna     Mmm. [18:55] Saikawa     Kanna-san bathing in the water! [18:57] Saikawa     Kanna-san! [18:59] Kanna     Oh! [19:05] Saikawa     Kanna-san's an angel! [19:08] Saikawa     Huh? [19:12] Saikawa     Huh?! [19:13] Elma     This feels so good! [19:18] Kanna     Lady Elma, you forgot your     perception blocking. [19:22] Elma     Oh, no! [19:25] Saikawa     Photo, photo evidence! [19:29] Saikawa     Kanna-san, move! [19:31] Saikawa     So cute! [19:32] Saikawa     But right now...! [19:37] Saikawa     Oh my? [19:39] Saikawa     Huh? Where did it go?! [19:47] Saikawa     We did it, Kanna-san! [19:50] Saikawa     We made it to where they meet! [19:52] Kanna     Oh! [19:53] Saikawa     We need to take a photo for proof! [19:58] OldMan     Want me to take it for you? [20:00] Saikawa     Huh? [20:02] Saikawa     Oh... [20:07] Saikawa     If you would, please. [20:08] OldMan     Sure. [20:10] OldMan     Okay, here I go. [20:11] Kanna     Oh! [20:12] Saikawa     Okay, Kanna-san! [20:16] Both     Thank you very much. [20:19] OldWoman     Where did you two come from? [20:20] Saikawa     From Oborozuka. [20:22] OldWoman     My, you walked quite far. [20:25] Saikawa     We thought we'd walk up     to where the rivers meet. [20:28] OldMan     Oh? [20:29] OldMan     You know, long ago, this is where     they changed the flow of the river. [20:34] Kanna     Oh! [20:36] Saikawa     Why did they change it? [20:38] OldMan     To prevent floods from happening [20:40] OldMan     and to make it easier to grow rice. [20:45] OldMan     Later. [20:45] OldWoman     Be careful now. [20:47] Saikawa     Yes! [20:52] Saikawa     What's the matter, Kanna-san? [20:54] Kanna     Do you think I'll change, too? [20:57] Saikawa     Well, of course you're going     to get cuter and cuter! [21:01] Saikawa     I'm looking forward to it! [21:03] Kanna     Will you change, too? [21:04] Saikawa     Yes! [21:05] Saikawa     Obviously I'm going to become a great woman! [21:20] Saikawa     It's really true! [21:22] Saikawa     There was a monster in the river! [21:25] Hachisuka     There's no way something like that exists! [21:27] Kuroda     Tell us more. [21:29] Saikawa     It was this big [21:31] Saikawa     and it was bathing in the     river. Right, Kanna-san? [21:34] Kanna     Saikawa, that was CG. [21:36] Saikawa     Huh? [21:37] Saikawa     It was? [21:38] Saikawa     Huh? [21:39] Kuroda     So it was AR? [21:41] Hachisuka     See, I told you! [21:43] Kuramoto     Lame. [21:45] Saikawa     CG? [21:47] Kanna     CG. [21:48] Saikawa     What? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Shouta     Kobayashi-san, [23:22] Shouta     good afternoon! [23:24] Kobayashi     Huh? SIGN    Huge Melons [23:25] Kobayashi     What's going on, Shouta-kun? [23:26] Shouta     How about it? [23:27] Shouta     Am I cool? [23:29] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun, [23:30] Kobayashi     what did you do? SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Taurus SIGN    You'll lose connection SIGN    Lucky Advice          File a claim with the administrators.     Be thorough. Get your free gems. SIGN    Let's use him as an example of what not do. SIGN    This week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Taurus. E7 - Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Lucoa     What do you need, [00:07] Lucoa     if you're asking me to come here, [00:11] Lucoa     Fafnir? [00:14] Fafnir     Lend me your power. [00:16] Lucoa     What's this? [00:18] Lucoa     It's rare for you to rely on others. [00:22] Lucoa     Still... [00:24] Lucoa     I know it doesn't seem like it,      but I'm pretty busy, too. [00:27] Lucoa     Sorry, but try someone else. [00:28] Fafnir     All right. [00:29] Lucoa     Huh? [00:30] Lucoa     Come on, be a little more persistent. [02:07] Lucoa     What's this for? [02:08] Fafnir     A manga. [02:10] Lucoa     A manga? Why? [02:12] Fafnir     There's a large doujinshi     exhibition coming up soon. [02:14] Fafnir     I plan on selling one there. [02:16] Lucoa     Huh?! [02:17] Lucoa     You do?! [02:18] Lucoa     You're drawing one?! [02:20] Fafnir     Last time my book was just text, [02:22] Fafnir     and Takiya said that's why     I was utterly crushed. [02:25] Fafnir     So, I'm adding artwork. [02:27] Lucoa     So you went with manga... [02:28] Lucoa     But why do you want to sell     a book there in the first place? [02:32] Fafnir     Treasure. [02:33] Lucoa     Treasure? [02:36] Fafnir     This happened one day. [02:38] (Flashback) Takiya     Faf-kun, you really love treasure, right? [02:42] (Flashback) Fafnir     Yeah. [02:43] (Flashback) Taikya     Do you have any interest      in creating treasure yourself, then? [02:48] (Flashback) Fafnir     Creating it myself? [02:49] (Flashback) Takiya     When you try creating something yourself, [02:52] (Flashback) Takiya     that can become an incredibly     precious treasure to you. [02:57] (Flashback) Fafnir     Oh? [02:59] Lucoa     I see. [03:01] Lucoa     So that's why you decided to create a book? [03:04] Lucoa     Is that what you want my power for? [03:05] Fafnir     Yes. [03:06] Lucoa     You should have just said so     from the start, then. [03:09] Lucoa     Sure! [03:10] Lucoa     I'll help you! [03:12] Lucoa     So, what should I do for you? [03:13] Lucoa     Blotting? Crosshatching? [03:15] Fafnir     You know a lot. [03:16] Fafnir     But not that. [03:18] Fafnir     People in my online games say     it's standard for books like these [03:22] Fafnir     to have erotic, vulgar women. [03:24] Fafnir     So I'd like you to be the     model for my artwork. [03:30] Lucoa     Your art model?! [03:31] Lucoa     I'm kind of nervous. [03:33] Lucoa     Wait, hold on. [03:34] Lucoa     You mean you view me as a vulgar woman? [03:38] Fafnir     Precisely. [03:39] Fafnir     I can't think of anyone     better suited for the role. [03:41] Lucoa     You said it outright to me. [03:43] Fafnir     This is the outline of the story. SIGN    Story (Draft) [03:49] Lucoa     The main characters are an     elementary school boy... [03:52] Lucoa     and an older woman! [03:54] Lucoa     It's like me and Shouta-kun! SIGN    Stop! What are you going to do me?! SIGN    Image SIGN    I'm going to strip you naked and lick you all over! SIGN    Shiver SIGN    No! SIGN    I'm not letting you escape! [04:04] Lucoa     What is this?! [04:06] Lucoa     This woman is cruel! SIGN    Stare [04:07] Lucoa     That poor boy! [04:09] Fafnir     Indeed. [04:11] Fafnir     But the main part comes next. [04:13] Lucoa     Oh? So love takes root after this, then? SIGN    Damn that woman! SIGN    But why? SIGN    Slump SIGN    Why can't I SIGN    Thump SIGN    stop thinking about her? SIGN    Oh! I know! [04:24] Lucoa     Gulp. SIGN    Because I want to curse that woman to death! SIGN    I'll curse that woman! [04:31] Lucoa     Huh?! SIGN    I'll curse her! SIGN    Clang, clang SIGN    I hate her very existence! SIGN    Clang, clang, clang SIGN    I'll curse her! SIGN    I'll curse her! [04:39] Lucoa     Um, Fafnir? [04:41] Fafnir     What? [04:42] Lucoa     All the pages after this     one have the young boy [04:46] Lucoa     endlessly casting various     curses upon the woman? [04:48] Fafnir     That's what I wanted to     share in the first place. [04:51] Lucoa     I don't think humans will     understand your vision. [04:55] Fafnir     All right. [04:56] Fafnir     I'll draw the rough draft,     so try some poses. [04:58] Lucoa     Sure, got it. SIGN    Sketchbook [05:09] Fafnir     Hmm, that should do it. [05:11] Lucoa     Phew. [05:12] Fafnir     All right, next are the poses for the curses. [05:15] Lucoa     Huh? We're doing those, too? [05:17] Fafnir     Of course. [05:18] Fafnir     That's why I bowed my head! [05:21] Lucoa     Did you, though? [05:23] Lucoa     Th-Then, like this? [05:25] Lucoa     This hurts. [05:27] Fafnir     What is that?! [05:29] Fafnir     Are you screwing around? [05:30] Fafnir     Shed more blood from your eyes     and twist your neck 360 degrees! [05:33] Lucoa     I have to go that far?! [05:35] Fafnir     Tch. [05:36] Fafnir     You're the only one I can ask to     pull off such a skillful stunt. [05:39] Lucoa     I'm not sure I like that faith in me! [05:41] Lucoa     All right, though. [05:43] Lucoa     Here. [05:44] Fafnir     Good, I knew you could. [05:45] Fafnir     Now spin your arms in irregular     directions and fly with them broken! [05:49] Lucoa     Yes, yes. [05:50] Fafnir     Now split your chest     and butt into three parts! [05:51] Lucoa     That's easy enough. [05:53] Fafnir     Your hips! [05:54] Fafnir     Arch your hips into a bridge     and climb down the stairs! SIGN    Deathorcist [05:57] Lucoa     Jeez. [05:58] Lucoa     Phew, all done. [06:03] Fafnir     You did a good job. [06:05] Lucoa     Were you able to draw it well? SIGN    Sketchbook [06:16] Fafnir     Well? [06:19] Fafnir     Why do you look so distraught? [06:23] Taikya     Faf-kun, I'm home. [06:25] Taikya     Huh? Welcome, Lucoa-san. [06:27] Lucoa     I'm paying a visit. [06:29] Taikya     Oh, you're making another book? [06:32] Taikya     Well? Is it coming along? [06:34] Fafnir     Of course. [06:35] Takiya     I'll need to work hard to make it     in time for the exhibition, too, then. [06:39] Fafnir     Last time he sold out, too. [06:41] Fafnir     I can't lose. [06:44] Lucoa     A book, huh? [06:45] Fafnir     That reminds me, I didn't pay you yet. [06:48] Fafnir     Help yourself to some of my treasure. [06:50] Lucoa     I don't need any cursed treasure. [06:54] Lucoa     Better yet, I want to sell a book, too. [06:57] Lucoa     Lend me some of your booth? [06:59] Fafnir     I don't mind, but what will you sell? [07:01] Lucoa     Hmm, oh, how about a book     of my cosplay photos? [07:05] Fafnir     Hmph! [07:06] Fafnir     Fool. That'll never sell. SIGN    Second Exhibition Hall SIGN    Venue SIGN    Sold Out SIGN    Sold Out SIGN    Water Dragon Shrine SIGN    Sold Out SIGN    Sold Out SIGN    Huge      Melons SIGN    Voluptuous and Prejudice [07:23] Fafnir     Why? [07:25] Lucoa     Man, doing something like this     from time to time is nice. [07:29] Lucoa     Oh, can I have a copy, since I helped out? [07:32] Fafnir     No, [07:34] Fafnir     I already shipped one to your home. [07:36] Lucoa     Oh? SIGN    Voluptuous and Prejudice [07:41] Shouta     V-Vulgar! [07:42] Shouta     Vulgar devil! [07:49] Shouta     Hmm? [07:51] Shouta     Th-This is...! SIGN    Huge Melons [07:53] Shouta     Such a vulgar thing again? [07:55] Shouta     Gulp. [07:57] Shouta     This... [07:59] Shouta     This...! [08:01] Shouta     I-I won't let myself be tempted     by this again and again! [08:06] Shouta     Begone, devil! [08:07] Lucoa     What? [08:34] Kobayashi     W-Work! [08:36] Tohru     It's your day off. [08:37] Kobayashi     I nearly panicked. [08:38] Tohru     She's like a warrior freshly     returned from the battlefield. [08:42] Kobayashi     A nice sunny day like this     is perfect for sleeping in. [08:45] Kobayashi     Do you ever get sleepy, Tohru? [08:48] Tohru     Dragons basically never sleep. [08:51] Tohru     Mr. Fafnir went without sleep for tens of     thousands of years to protect his treasure. SIGN    Angry, angry [08:56] Kobayashi     Talk about analog security. [08:59] Tohru     I suppose I do get sleepy     during the cold season. [09:03] Kobayashi     Do you hibernate then? [09:04] Tohru     I suppose so. [09:06] Tohru     I have fallen into a deep sleep     and remained that way for a while. [09:09] Tohru     At times like that I can't wake     up without some kind of trigger. [09:13] Kobayashi     A trigger? [09:15] Tohru     Something like the world     becoming full of malice, [09:17] Tohru     or something like blood and miasma seeping     into the earth and creating a foul odor. [09:22] Kobayashi     The way you wake up is so sinister! [09:25] Tohru     Yet even I've been sleeping often     ever since coming to this world. [09:28] Kobayashi     You're matching our lifestyle? [09:30] Tohru     That's part of it, but oddly enough     I get the urge to sleep myself. [09:35] Tohru     I know why, though. [09:37] Kobayashi     Hmm? [09:38] Kobayashi     Speaking of sleeping often,     there's Kanna-chan. [09:41] Tohru     She's sleeping right now, too. [09:42] Kobayashi     Huh? [09:44] Kobayashi     Oh. [09:45] Kobayashi     Ohh. [09:46] Tohru     Come on, wake up, you two. [09:52] Kobayashi     They have their own room,     so they should sleep in there. [09:56] Tohru     Neither of them were able to     sleep with their parents before, [10:01] Tohru     so they're indulging in that with you. [10:03] Kobayashi     I see. [10:05] Kobayashi     Was it different for you? [10:08] Tohru     I was pretty spoiled by my parents. [10:12] Kobayashi     Hmm. [10:14] Kobayashi     Well, time to go back to sleep again. [10:17] Tohru     Wait, Miss Kobayashi! [10:19] Kobayashi     Why not? [10:20] Kobayashi     Sleeping is fun. SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [10:23] Tohru     She won't wake up at all     when she gets like that. [10:26] Tohru     Oh well, I guess I'll go     shopping for dinner, then. [10:30] Tohru     Oh. SIGN    Soy-Glazed Rice Dumplings [10:31] Elma     Hmm? [10:32] Tohru     Tsk! [10:33] Tohru     Luck's just not with me,     running into you at this time. [10:36] Elma     That's my line! [10:37] Tohru     What's with that load of sweets? [10:39] Tohru     Did you quit being a dragon to become a pig? SIGN    Sweets Sugar Capital Sweet [10:42] Elma     Back off. [10:43] Elma     I'm too tired and my mind's     not working properly. [10:47] Tohru     So even you've started to sleep here, too. [10:50] Elma     It came naturally as I learned     about how humans live. [10:54] Elma     I've been sleeping every night     since I came to this world. [10:58] Elma     Have you been sleeping, too, then? [11:00] Tohru     Yeah. [11:01] Elma     It's strange, isn't it? [11:03] Elma     I wonder where this sleepiness comes from. [11:06] Tohru     It's from boredom, [11:08] Tohru     isn't it? [11:10] Elma     Boredom? [11:11] Elma     You've been feeling bored? [11:13] Elma     Why don't you go back, then? [11:15] Tohru     Because I don't dislike boredom. [11:18] Tohru     We often had to fight constantly     without sleep for many years. [11:24] Tohru     We never had a chance to feel bored. [11:26] Tohru     It's that very boredom that     we're enjoying now, Elma. [11:32] Elma     Tohru, [11:33] Elma     you... [11:34] Tohru     Tch. [11:35] Tohru     Hmph! [11:36] Tohru     It's nothing a pig who only eats     and sleeps would ever understand! [11:38] Elma     Wha?! [11:39] Tohru     I hope you at least get sold for 88 yen     per 100 grams at the local butcher! [11:43] Elma     Don't assign me a cheap price tag! [12:03] Tohru     It's the time when people sleep... [12:05] Tohru     I can sense that most     people are sleeping now. [12:11] Tohru     No matter where I look, [12:13] Tohru     the majority of humans within     my sight are asleep. [12:16] Tohru     It's not that I dislike this time of day. [12:19] Tohru     It's reassuring to just watch     all the people sleeping. [12:25] Tohru     It's quiet. [12:27] Kobayashi     It is quiet. [12:29] Kobayashi     A drink for bed. SIGN    Donryuu [12:31] Kobayashi     I slept too much this     afternoon, so I'm not tired. [12:34] Kobayashi     Oh, hup-up. [12:38] Tohru     Hey, Miss Kobayashi. [12:40] Tohru     Why do you humans get sleepy? [12:43] Kobayashi     It's a physiological response. [12:45] Kobayashi     We'll die if we don't sleep. [12:47] Kobayashi     Part of it is that we chose to be diurnal     rather than nocturnal during our evolution. [12:54] Kobayashi     That's not what you were asking about, huh? [12:57] Kobayashi     Well... [12:58] Kobayashi     It's probably pressure to conform. [13:01] Tohru     You mean going along with the majority? [13:04] Kobayashi     Yeah. [13:05] Kobayashi     Someone probably said it's getting dark out     and hard to do anything, so let's just sleep. [13:10] Kobayashi     Then someone else agreed, [13:12] Kobayashi     and then me too, me too... [13:15] Kobayashi     When everyone's asleep, [13:16] Kobayashi     it's kind of lonely being awake by yourself. [13:19] Kobayashi     So, everyone went to sleep together. [13:22] Kobayashi     Something like that. [13:25] Kobayashi     Is that what you meant? [13:27] Tohru     Yes. [13:30] Tohru     That... [13:31] Tohru     would mean that I've also given in... [13:35] Tohru     to that pressure to conform. [13:44] Tohru     Oh, I fell asleep. [13:53] Tohru     Mmm, I feel great now! [13:57] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, good morning! [14:00] Kobayashi     I way overslept! SIGN    Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone) SIGN    Episode 7 [14:08] Teacher     Today you'll investigate things in groups [14:11] Teacher     and create a newspaper. SIGN    Let's Make a Newspaper [14:13] Teacher     Now, let's have discussions     and decide on your theme. [14:17] Students     Yes. [14:19] Hachisuka     Let's investigate ghosts! [14:20] Kuramoto     There have been rumors about those lately. [14:23] Kuramoto     A woman's screams were heard     from the art prep room. [14:26] Kuramoto     Might be interesting. [14:28] Both     Ghosts... [14:31] Kanna     Oh, I like that, too! [14:34] Kanna     Iomante! [14:35] Saikawa     No way, Kanna-san! [14:37] Saikawa     Ghosts don't exist! [14:39] Kuroda     Precisely. [14:40] Kuroda     There's never a reason     behind rumors of ghosts. [14:42] Hachisuka     Oh, come on, Kuroda! [14:44] Kuroda     S-Stop! [14:45] Hachisuka     That's so dumb! You egghead,     egghead, egghead! [14:48] Hachisuka     You're all just scared of them! [14:50] Saikawa     Huh?! Why would I be scared?! [14:52] Saikawa     They don't exist! [14:53] Kuroda     Agreed. [14:54] Kuroda     I'm willing to accompany you to prove it. [14:57] Kanna     Join us, too, Saikawa. [15:00] Saikawa     I-I guess I have no choice. [15:02] Saikawa     I could go with you for Kanna-san's sake! [15:05] Hachisuka     All right! It's settled, then! [15:08] Both     Oh! [15:11] Hachisuka     If a ghost shows up, I'll send it packing! [15:14] Kuroda     Ghosts don't have physical bodies. [15:15] Kuroda     You can't touch them. [15:17] Kuroda     Stop. [15:18] Hachisuka     You're always so nit-picky! [15:20] Kuramoto     Would ghosts show up in photos? [15:22] Saikawa     Are you planning to take some? [15:24] Kuramoto     I mean, if I posted one on the net     it would probably go viral, right? [15:27] Kanna     Viral? [15:27] Kuramoto     It means it would get a lot of likes. [15:30] Kobayashi     I like that. [15:31] Kanna     Oh! [15:33] Kuramoto     Let's take a photo for now, anyway. [15:36] Hachisuka     Paper, rock, scissors! [15:38] Hachisuka     All right! [15:39] Hachisuka     Ch-o-co-la-te! [15:42] Saikawa     Hey! [15:43] Saikawa     What happened to investigating ghosts?! [15:45] Hachisuka     Who cares if we take a little break? [15:46] Kuramoto     I'll join in! [15:48] Saikawa     Huh? Hey! [15:49] Hachisuka     Oh! Let's start over from the     beginning now that Kuramoto's in! [15:52] Kuroda     Huh? But I was winning... [15:54] Hachisuka     The first person to reach     the goal will be our leader! [15:57] Hachisuka     And the leader's orders are absolute! [15:59] Hachisuka     That makes Saikawa a servant by default! [16:02] Saikawa     A-A servant?! [16:04] Saikawa     You pervert! [16:05] Hachisuka     Huh? How so? [16:07] Saikawa     Kanna-san, we're doing this! [16:09] Saikawa     Let's make them all cry! [16:11] Kanna     Oh! [16:12] All     Paper, rock, scissors! [16:14] Saikawa     Way to go, Kanna-san. [16:16] Kanna     Ch-o-co-la-te. [16:18] Kanna     I'm first! [16:19] Saikawa     Kanna-san's first! [16:21] Saikawa     Now anything Kanna-san says goes! [16:25] Saikawa     Now, please give us your orders, Kanna-sama! [16:28] Kanna     Hug me! [16:30] Saikawa     Huh?! You sure?! [16:33] Saikawa     So happy... [16:35] Hachisuka     She's been real crazy lately... [16:36] Kuroda     I can't watch this. [16:41] Hachisuka     Let's play soccer with this! [16:43] Saikawa     Hachisuka, would you cut it out already? [16:46] Hachisuka     What if there was a penalty game to it? [16:48] Hachisuka     Boys versus girls, [16:49] Hachisuka     losers say the name of the person they like. [16:52] Kuramoto     Huh? No way. [16:54] Saikawa     That's no penalty game. [16:56] Saikawa     I only have eyes for Kanna-san. [16:59] Hachisuka     You don't want to know who Kobayashi likes? [17:04] Kanna     I'll marry you, Saikawa! [17:08] Saikawa     Hachisuka, you're reasonably awesome! [17:10] Hachisuka     S-Sure. [17:12] Hachisuka     All right! Let's go! [17:17] Kuramoto     I won't lose. [17:19] Hachisuka     This way! [17:22] Hachisuka     Not fair! [17:25] Kanna     Shoot! [17:29] Kuramoto     Why? [17:32] Saikawa     I'm willing to become a Kobayakawa Hideaki [17:35] Saikawa     if it means hearing Kanna-san's proposal! [17:38] Kuroda     Our scheme paid off! [17:40] Hachisuka     Nice! [17:47] Kuramoto     Way to go, Kobayashi-san. [17:49] Kanna     I got lucky. [17:51] Student     What?! [17:52] Student     Where did this bucket come flying in from?! [17:55] Hachisuka     Shoot! [17:56] Kuroda     Strategic retreat! SIGN    Art Room [17:59] Student     Where did they go?! [18:00] Student     You're not getting away with this! [18:04] Hachisuka     Not good. [18:05] Hachisuka     Did they see our faces? [18:07] Kuroda     You're surprisingly timid. [18:10] Hachisuka     Shut up! [18:11] Kuroda     Stop! [18:14] Kuramoto     That's so funny! [18:17] Saikawa     Older students are nothing special! [18:19] Kanna     Soccer was fun. [18:21] Kanna     Let's play it more. [18:30] Kuramoto     A scream from the art prep room? [18:33] Kuroda     The ghost from the rumors? [18:36] Saikawa     I-I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding! [18:38] Hachisuka     Then you go check it out! [18:40] Saikawa     Why me?! We're all friends! [18:42] Saikawa     Let's all go together! [18:44] Hachisuka     You just betrayed your friends earlier. [18:46] Saikawa     That's because you—! [18:50] Kanna     I'll go check. [18:55] Saikawa     Kanna-san! [18:56] Saikawa     I'll go with you! [19:11] Kuramoto     Huh? [19:17] Kuroda     The sound was made by this window. [19:20] Saikawa     See? I told you, didn't I? [19:22] Saikawa     Ghosts are absurd. [19:24] Hachisuka     What, that's so dumb! [19:27] Kuroda     I wanted to take a photo of a ghost. [19:30] Saikawa     What do we do for the newspaper? [19:32] Kuroda     We should just write about how the ghost     was just a wooden pivoting window. [19:35] Saikawa     That's so boring, though. [19:37] Hachisuka     Let's write an article full     of thrills and suspense. [19:40] Saikawa     We can't make stuff up. SIGN    Fairy? SIGN    Creepy SIGN    Creepy. [19:51] Saikawa     Jeez, Kanna-san, let's go home. [19:53] Kanna     Yeah. [19:55] Fairy     I'm sorry. [19:57] Fairy     It would seem there were     rumors that I was a ghost. [20:03] Kanna     Did you come from the other world? [20:05] Fairy     Yes, I did. [20:08] Fairy     I ended up coming here by accident. [20:11] Kanna     What were you doing there? [20:13] Fairy     That was a good spot to avoid      being seen by people. [20:16] Kanna     And the sound? [20:17] Fairy     Oh, I was sharpening my     nails on that blackboard. [20:21] Kanna     Oh. [20:23] Fairy     However, I must say you're incredible for     blending in and living with the humans. [20:27] Kanna     Really? [20:28] Fairy     Yes. [20:29] Fairy     Humans are scary since there's so much     we can't understand about them, right? [20:33] Kanna     That's not true at all. [20:35] Kanna     They're fun. [20:36] Fairy     You really like humans, don't you? [20:43] Kanna     Yeah, I love them. [20:46] Fairy     I see. [20:48] Fairy     Here I am at a loss, wishing I could     return our world as soon as possible. [20:53] Kanna     I know a way to get back to that world. [20:56] Fairy     R-Really?! [21:00] Ilulu     This is exhausting, you know! [21:02] Fairy     Thank you so much! [21:05] Fairy     I'll never forget this kindness. [21:08] Fairy     Farewell. [21:15] Hachisuka     Hey, let's investigate space next. [21:18] Saikawa     Huh? [21:19] Saikawa     What are you saying after     dragging us all over yesterday. [21:22] Kuroda     Aliens are out there. [21:24] Kuroda     There's a reason behind them. [21:25] Kuramoto     If they'll look good in photos, I'm in. [21:27] Saikawa     I can't go along with this anymore. [21:29] Kanna     That sounds fun! [21:31] Kanna     I'll do it! [21:31] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san?! [21:33] Hachisuka     All right, [21:34] Hachisuka     with that settled, after school     today we'll investigate the city! [21:38] Three     Oh! [21:39] Saikawa     Huh? I'll come, too, then. [21:41] Hachisuka     You were late to join, so you're     carrying our stuff, Saikawa! [21:43] Saikawa     Huh?! [21:44] Saikawa     Why?! [21:45] Saikawa     I don't mind carrying Kanna-san's things, [21:46] Saikawa     but I'm not carrying yours! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan, [23:22] Kobayashi     what did you decide to write     about for your wall newspaper? [23:24] Kanna     We settled on space. [23:26] Kobayakawa     I like that, it's romantic. [23:27] Kanna     We're starting with the Roswell     incident and Area 51. SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here) [23:31] Kobayashi     You're taking it in that direction? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Aquarius SIGN    You might see a side of a friend you don't like SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Kekekeke~ SIGN    Lol, right? Don't spam it. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Aquarius! E8 - The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---      SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District [00:09] Shouta     Oh, there, there. [00:17] Shouta     All right! SIGN    Father's Day Gifts [00:23] Shouta     I'm home! [00:24] Lucoa     Welcome home. [00:26] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, we have snacks. [00:28] Shouta     I'm fine, I don't need any! [02:09] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, what's the matter? [02:11] Shouta     I was thinking of making      a present for Father's Day. [02:14] Lucoa     Tits Day? [02:14] Lucoa     (Chichi = Father or tits) [02:17] Shouta     A talisman? [02:18] Shouta     It might be a bit difficult,     but I'll go with this. [02:20] Lucoa     I'll help you out, then. [02:23] Shouta     No. [02:23] Lucoa     Huh? [02:25] Shouta     I have to do this on my own. [02:29] Lucoa     And that's what happened. [02:31] Kobayashi     Wow, a Father's Day present, huh? [02:34] Kobayashi     Shouta-kun's so kind. [02:36] Lucoa     Yeah. I'm looking forward to     a present from Shouta-kun. [02:39] Kobayashi     Hmm? [02:40] Tohru     Talismans are those protective     charms humans often carry, right? [02:45] Kobayashi     Protective charms, huh? [02:47] Kobayashi     Do those actually have any effect? [02:49] Tohru     They're only psychological. [02:51] Tohru     They always burn up and     disappear with the human. [02:53] Kobayashi     That's some first-hand testimony... [02:56] Lucoa     Talismans that are properly made with     magic do provide an effect, though. [02:56] Kanna     Too weak. [02:56] Ilulu     How about this, then! [02:58] Kanna     Not a problem. [02:58] Ilulu     Then finishing move, torrent of fire! [03:00] Kobayashi     They do? [03:02] Lucoa     But I don't understand why he'd     make a talisman for Tits Day. [03:06] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san, what are you going on about? [03:09] Lucoa     Huh? But it is Tits Day, right? SIGN    Tits Day [03:12] Kobayashi     Yeah, sure, sure, boobs and boobs. [03:29] Shouta     Uhh... [03:32] Shouta     Huh? That's expensive! [03:33] Shouta     The official ones are sold out... [03:36] Shouta     The rating on these is low...     Will they be okay? [03:44] Shouta     That does it. SIGN    Back Confirm Order SIGN    Thank you for your order. SIGN    Your products will arrive shortly. [03:48] Delivery     Thank you very much. [03:51] Shouta     Hup. [03:55] Shouta     Uhh, first I take a unicorn's horn      and a wyvern's blood, [04:00] Shouta     then add ground branches     from a human-face tree, [04:02] Shouta     and dried blue rose... [04:04] Shouta     After that... [04:07] Shouta     Once I put everything in,     let it stew for an hour, [04:10] Shouta     and once the pungent smell     fades cast the bonding spell. [04:16] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, are you okay?! [04:18] Shouta     I-I'm fine! [04:19] Lucoa     Maybe I should help after all? [04:21] Shouta     I-I don't need it! Absolutely not! [04:33] Shouta     T-Try again! [04:36] Lucoa     Phew. [04:43] Lucoa     Is he okay? SIGN    Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential Area (Midday) SIGN    Mission Clear SIGN    Target Exterminated [05:04] Takiya&Chatbox     Nice going. [05:06] Takiya&Chatbox     Man, this current event     quest takes a lot of work. SIGN    Acquired     Blue Rose and Parchment [05:10] Shouta&Chatbox     Yeah, it does. [05:12] Fafnir&Chatbox     I've already got it down. SIGN    Synthesis Shop SIGN    Synthesis Base SIGN    Silver Talisman SIGN    Synthesis Materials SIGN    Holy Dragon Claw SIGN    Parchment SIGN    Blue Rose SIGN    Success Rate - SIGN    Item Synthesis SIGN    Holy Dragon Claw SIGN    Blue Rose SIGN    Tainted Crystal SIGN    Dragon Fragment SIGN    Parchment SIGN    Rusted SIGN    Mysterious SIGN    Iron SIGN    Parchment SIGN    Paper made from sheep's hide.     In addition to its use as synthesis     material, it can be sold. SIGN    Blue Rose SIGN    This artificially created-- SIGN    When equipped it provides Ice-- SIGN    Silver Talisman SIGN    Synthesis     Materials SIGN    Holy Dragon Claw SIGN    Parchment SIGN    Blue Rose SIGN    Success Rate 25% SIGN    Holy Dragon Claw Parchment Blue SIGN    Synthesis Results SIGN    Holy Talisman Success Rate 25% SIGN    Synthesize this item? SIGN    Holy Talisman SIGN    A talisman created from a special ore.     When fighting high ranking enemies,     it negates attack debuffs      for a set period of time. SIGN    Synthesis Successful SIGN    Holy Talisman SIGN    Contaminated Zone: Synthesis Shop Front SIGN    Quest Loading...      Ruined Metropolis Warden     Recommended Rank A+ [05:20] Takiya&Chatbox     Shouta-kun, what's bugging you? [05:23] Shouta&Chatbox     Huh? N-Nothing. Why do you ask? [05:27] Takiya&Chatbox     Just a hunch. [05:31] Shouta&Chatbox     To be honest, I'm trying to make a     talisman for a Father's Day present, [05:36] Shouta&Chatbox     but it's not going well. [05:38] Takiya&Chatbox     I see. [05:39] Shouta     I followed the steps written in the grimoire     to the letter, so why isn't it working? [05:45] Shouta     I want to show my Father how good     I am, but I just keep failing... [05:50] Shouta     I need to hurry up and become     a full-fledged mage. SIGN    Wasteland (Midday) [05:53] Takiya     It's the same as a game. [05:56] Shouta     A game? [05:57] Takiya&Chatbox     When you try to defeat higher-level enemies,     losing is only natural. [06:02] Shouta&Chatbox     That's true. [06:04] Takiya&Chatbox     So, if you really want to defeat them, SIGN    Frontline Base Rest Area [06:07] Takiya&Chatbox     you should try thinking     about the developers' feelings. [06:10] Shouta&Chatbox     The developers'? [06:12] Takiya     Yeah. Games are programmed worlds, [06:15] Takiya     so they only operate as     the developers intended. SIGN    Desert Ruins (Midday) [06:19] Takiya     So, what did those creators     feel when they made it? SIGN    Cavern [06:23] Takiya     What did they want their players to do? [06:26] Takiya     If you can figure out that mindset, [06:28] Takiya     the way to clear the game      becomes plain to see. [06:32] Fafnir&Chatbox     That's the part you always struggle with. SIGN    Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night) [06:34] Takiya&Chatbox     Boohoohoo... [06:35] Takiya&Chatbox     When you're on the developer side, [06:37] Takiya&Chatbox     it's a huge hassle to figure out     how to mislead your players. [06:41] Shouta&Chatbox     How the developers felt? SIGN    Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night) SIGN    Mission Clear SIGN    Target Exterminated [06:46] Shouta     Thank you so much! [06:47] Shouta     I think I'll give it a another try! [06:51] Shouta     There's some kind of condition required     that's not written in the grimoire. [06:56] Shouta     What could it be? [07:02] Shouta     All right. [07:05] Shouta     It's done! [07:07] Shouta     Look! Lucoa! [07:09] Shouta     I finished the talisman! [07:11] Lucoa     Oh, good job. [07:14] Lucoa     How'd you do it, Shouta-kun? [07:15] Shouta     I thought about the person     who wrote the grimoire [07:17] Shouta     and when I looked up where it was written, [07:19] Shouta     I found it was written in what we call     the Dead Sea, which is below sea level. [07:23] Shouta     So, I tried recreating that same environment     by increasing the air pressure in my room, [07:26] Shouta     and— Ah! [07:27] Shouta     N-No! [07:28] Shouta     I'm telling a corrupt devil! [07:30] Lucoa     Huh? [07:51] Lucoa     Did he praise you? [07:53] Shouta     Y-Yeah. [07:57] Shouta     But I have to work harder. [08:01] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, you worked real hard. [08:06] Lucoa     It's Tits Day. [08:08] Shouta     S-Stop it! SIGN    Shoulder Massage Ticket [08:18] Kobayashi     Hmm? Shoulder massage tickets? [08:21] Kobayashi     What's this for? [08:22] Kanna     It's a present. [08:23] Kobayashi     For what? It's not my birthday or anything. [08:27] Kanna     Because it's Father's Day. SIGN    Father's Day [08:28] Kobayashi     Huh? I'm a father? [08:31] Kanna     Mhmm. [08:32] Kobayashi     Not a mother? [08:33] Kanna     Mhmm. SIGN    The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here) SIGN    Episode 8 [08:41] Tohru     What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi? [08:44] Kobayashi     I think I've caught a cold. [08:46] Tohru     A cold? [08:47] Tohru     That's something I don't understand. [08:50] Kobayashi     Don't dragons catch colds? [08:52] Tohru     There's no way a mere virus     could survive inside my body. [08:56] Kobayashi     Must be nice. [08:58] Kobayashi     Well, I have to go to work. [09:00] Tohru     Huh? Are you well enough to go? [09:02] Kobayashi     I'm fine, I'm fine. [09:04] Kobayashi     If I took off for something this minor— Whoa. [09:08] Kobayashi     Whoa. [09:10] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [09:13] Kobayashi     Hmm. [09:14] Tohru     D-Doesn't this mean you're     really in danger?! [09:17] Kobayashi     I'll be fine. [09:19] Kobayashi     But I won't be able to go to work,     so I need to call them. [09:22] Tohru     I'll do it! [09:24] Takiya     A cold? [09:26] Takiya     Yeah, I got it. [09:27] Takiya     Let her know we'll handle it somehow. [09:30] Tohru     Yes. [09:31] Tohru     Umm, Mister Takiya? [09:33] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi took some medicine     and promptly fell asleep, [09:37] Tohru     but is there anything else I can do for her? [09:41] Tohru     I don't know how to interact     with a human who's sick. [09:46] Takiya     What about shrinking down     and killing the cold germs? [09:50] Tohru     I could do that, [09:51] Tohru     but I'd likely destroy her     body as well in the process. [09:54] Takiya     Then... [09:56] Tohru     Nurse her? SIGN    Nursing [09:57] Takiya     That's right. What's important is— [09:59] Tohru     I see. [10:00] Tohru     What she needs is maid power! SIGN    Maid Power [10:04] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi needs me! [10:07] Tohru     I have to go all out! [10:11] Tohru     So, how do I nurse her? SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy           Games [10:16] Ilulu     Why don't you feed her     something good to eat? [10:19] Ilulu     Like charcoal or coal? [10:21] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi isn't      a fire dragon or a brick oven. [10:25] Fafnir     I know plenty of ways to make humans ill, [10:28] Fafnir     but I know nothing about curing them. [10:29] Tohru     Learn to fend them off, too! [10:33] Lucoa     You should feed her something     easily digested, [10:35] Lucoa     keep her head cool, [10:37] Lucoa     and wipe her sweat for her. [10:39] Tohru     The fact it takes three attempts     to get a reasonable answer [10:42] Tohru     says a lot about my friends... [10:44] Tohru     Anyway, something easily digested... SIGN    Kanna [10:48] Tohru     I wonder what would be good? [10:50] Tohru     I can digest just about anything. SIGN    Rice Gruel [10:54] Tohru     Rice gruel? SIGN    Lots of Recipes SIGN    Easily-Digested Meals Full of Flavor [10:55] Tohru     That looks like a simple dish. [10:57] Tohru     Yogurt... [10:59] Tohru     I think Kanna has some in the fridge. [11:02] Tohru     Udon, gelatin, bananas. [11:04] Tohru     Hmm, that just leaves something sweet. [11:07] Tohru     It's finished! Here's some rice gruel! [11:10] Kobayashi     She went out of her way to make it, [11:12] Kobayashi     so it would be rude to say it's a     weird concoction or I can't eat it... [11:16] Kobayashi     It'll be pretty hard to teach her     the concept of foods that go together. [11:22] Tohru     Oh, you're eating it right up. [11:25] Kobayashi     Phew. [11:26] Kobayashi     Next time, just make it normally     and follow the recipe. [11:30] Kobayashi     Normally, please. [11:31] Tohru     Yes. [11:36] Tohru     You're sweating a lot. [11:38] Tohru     Please let me wipe it away. [11:40] Kobayashi     Huh? Sure. [11:48] Tohru     What is this? [11:50] Tohru     My heart is racing. [11:57] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi always comes     off as a reliable person, [12:02] Tohru     so it's my first time     seeing her so vulnerable. [12:06] Tohru     She will be all right, won't she? [12:09] Tohru     I've known whole villages     destroyed by epidemics, [12:12] Tohru     and I've seen whole nations     wiped out by them, too. [12:17] Tohru     You will be all right, won't you? [12:21] Tohru     I don't want anything precious     to me to get broken, [12:24] Tohru     but everything breaks eventually. [12:27] Tohru     That's especially true for me, [12:28] Tohru     since I can break [12:30] Tohru     just about anything. [12:34] Tohru     All right! [12:35] Kanna     I'm home! [12:37] Tohru     Kanna, [12:38] Tohru     please watch over Miss Kobayashi. [12:40] Kanna     Sure. [12:45] Tohru     There are medicines that grant immortality, [12:47] Tohru     but Miss Kobayashi would hate those, [12:50] Tohru     so I have to at least find medicine     that can cure her illness. [12:54] Tohru     That might be especially hard. [12:56] Tohru     But... [12:57] Tohru     I'll do it! [13:00] Tohru     My precious Miss Kobayashi [13:02] Tohru     is waiting for me! [13:16] Kobayashi     Man, I'm all better after a good rest. [13:19] Kanna     Kobayashi, are you okay? [13:22] Kobayashi     I'll be fine after taking some     medicine and sleeping again. [13:25] Ilulu     That's great! [13:27] Kobayashi     Where's Tohru? [13:29] Kobayashi     Tohru? [13:33] Kobayashi     What's wrong? [13:34] Kobayashi     You look exhausted. [13:36] Tohru     Well, I searched everywhere. [13:40] Kobayashi     Huh? What's that...? [13:42] Tohru     I found some very effective medicine. [13:46] Kobayashi     Is it safe? [13:48] Kobayashi     There's nothing weird in it, is— [13:56] Kobayashi     I'll take it. [14:05] Kobayashi     Yeah, it's working. [14:08] Tohru     You mean it? [14:11] Kobayashi     Yeah! This is incredible. [14:13] Tohru     Oh, thank goodness. [14:15] Kobayashi     I have no idea if it's working or not, [14:16] Tohru     I really was worried about you. [14:20] Kobayashi     but I'd say it's working no matter what     was in it after seeing that look. [14:26] Kobayashi     Tohru, thank you. [14:32] Kobayashi     Tohru! [14:34] Kobayashi     What's the meaning of this?! [14:37] Tohru     Uhh, maybe it's a side effect? [14:40] Tohru     The medicine was for beast-folk, so... [14:43] Tohru     But you're cute. [14:45] Kobayashi     I can't go to work like this! [14:56] Kobayashi     Meow! [14:57] Kobayashi     Meow! [14:58] Tohru     So cute! SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy     Games [15:07] Ilulu     Hmm? [15:09] Ilulu     It's a doll. [15:12] Take     Did someone forget it? [15:13] Take     It's well-made. [15:15] Take     This is an expensive one. [15:17] Ilulu     It's pretty. [15:18] Ilulu     We should probably return it, right? [15:21] Take     They'll probably come by     tomorrow to pick it up. SIGN    The Next Day SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games SIGN    Lost [15:26] Take     No one's coming. [15:28] Ilulu     I'll go look for them. [15:32] Ilulu     First, I'll ask around! [15:34] Ilulu     You're coming, too, Take? [15:35] Take     Well, I'd be worried about you alone. [15:38] Ilulu     Oh, hey! [15:39] Girl     Oh, it's the candy shop lady. [15:42] Ilulu     Do you know who owns this doll? [15:44] Girl     I don't. [15:45] Ilulu     I see. [15:47] Girl     By the way, are you and Take together? [15:50] Take     Huh?! What are you saying?! [15:52] Take     Of course we aren't?! [15:53] Ilulu     What are you saying? [15:54] Ilulu     You're together with me,     looking for the owner, right? [15:57] Take     That's not what she meant! [15:58] Ilulu     Oh. [15:59] Ilulu     Let's try asking that kid, too! [16:01] Take     She's not listening. SIGN    KiraKira Real Estate [16:04] Ilulu     No one knows, huh? [16:06] Take     It's not that easy to find someone. SIGN    Fried Pancakes [16:10] Take     Maybe they abandoned it     instead of forgetting it? [16:20] Ilulu     No, I'll find them! [16:32] Take     I think we should turn it into     the police at this point. [16:37] Ilulu     Hmm. [16:38] Take     Is there anyone else you can turn to? SIGN    The Day After That SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [16:42] Ilulu     I brought help! [16:44] Ilulu     Kobayashi! [16:45] Kobayashi     Hello. [16:47] Kobayashi     I heard what's going on, but I don't     think there's anything I can do. [16:51] Ilulu     No, I know you can do it! [16:53] Take     So this is the Kobayashi that     Ilulu mentioned before? [16:56] Take     She looks normal at first glance, [16:57] Take     but what's with that blonde maid behind her? [17:01] Take     She's totally composed,     like she's used to that. [17:03] Take     Is she making her dress like that every day? [17:05] Take     This woman's definitely bad news! [17:08] Kobayashi     Let's take a picture and     try searching on the net. [17:12] Kobayashi     More importantly, Ilulu, [17:13] Kobayashi     can you use magic to sharpen     your sense of smell? [17:16] Ilulu     Oh, right! [17:20] Take     Why are you suddenly forcing     her into puppy play?! [17:23] Kobayashi     Oh, no, I— [17:24] Take     Have you already trained her?! [17:25] Kobayashi     Hey, now. [17:26] Tohru     Mister Take, you have the wrong idea. [17:28] Take     Huh? [17:29] Tohru     The only one allowed to     receive training is me! [17:31] Kobayashi     Don't make this more complicated! [17:33] Ilulu     Okay, I've got their scent. [17:35] Take     Hey, hold on. [17:41] (Flashback) Friend     Ilulu-chan, [17:43] (Flashback) Friend     this is for you. [17:45] (Flashback) Ilulu     What's this? Are you sure? [17:47] (Flashback) Friend     Yeah, I made it for you, Ilulu-chan. [17:50] (Flashback) Ilulu     Thank you! I'll cherish it. [18:01] Take     Hey, how far are we going? [18:05] Take     We're heading into the next town over. [18:07] Ilulu     I'd feel bad making you follow any further. [18:10] Ilulu     You can go home if you want. [18:12] Take     Really? [18:14] Take     I'll go home, then. [18:17] Ilulu     Okay. [18:27] Ilulu     It's still further? [18:30] Ilulu     Did they really abandon it? [18:33] Ilulu     It was still warm when I picked it up. [18:36] Ilulu     They were holding it up until that moment. [18:44] Ilulu     What do I do? [18:45] Ilulu     It'll get wet! [18:46] Ilulu     Ahh, the scent is fading, too! [19:03] Ilulu     I thought you went home? [19:05] Take     It was getting cloudy. [19:08] Take     Looked like it was going to rain. [19:14] Ilulu     Take... [19:15] Ilulu     Long ago, I abandoned     a doll that I cherished. [19:21] Ilulu     I regret it now and wish I     could go back and retrieve it. [19:29] Ilulu     I'm sure... [19:31] Ilulu     it's the same for this doll. [19:39] Take     We need to make sure we find them, then. [19:44] Ilulu     Take. [19:47] Kobayashi     Ah, found her, over there. [19:52] Kobayashi     Ilulu! [19:53] Ilulu     Oh, Kobayashi. [19:55] Take     Huh? Where did she just come from? [19:57] Kobayashi     That doll was a custom order,     so I pinned down the store that made it. [20:02] Kobayashi     When I asked them about it, [20:04] Kobayashi     they said the owner often visited     the shop for maintenance, [20:06] Kobayashi     so they remembered them well. [20:08] Ilulu     Huh? Then... [20:09] Kobayashi     We found the owner. [20:12] Kobayashi     They said they wanted us to bring it. [20:14] Kobayashi     We have their address, too. [20:16] Take     Just who are you? [20:21] Owner     I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble. [20:23] Owner     I left it there with the     intention of abandoning it. [20:28] Owner     I figured you might put it on display. [20:31] Owner     I'm in high school now [20:33] Owner     and my friends were teasing me,     calling it childish, but... [20:38] Owner     I've regretted it ever since I abandoned it. [20:41] Owner     A little late for that now though, huh? [20:43] Ilulu     That's not true. [20:44] Ilulu     If you can take it back, then you should. [20:47] Ilulu     Tell it, "Welcome home." [20:51] Owner     Yeah. [20:53] Owner     Yeah. [20:56] Owner     I'm sorry. [21:01] Owner     Welcome home. [21:04] Tohru     Come on, Ilulu. [21:05] Tohru     Please go take a bath. [21:07] Ilulu     Yeah. [21:09] Kobayashi     Well, thank you. [21:11] Kobayashi     For going along with Ilulu. [21:13] Take     No, I didn't really— [21:14] Ilulu     Take! [21:15] Ilulu     You're wet, too, right? [21:17] Ilulu     Come take one with me! [21:19] Take     What are you saying?! [21:20] Take     Don't come at me naked! [21:20] Ilulu     It's a bath, not outside,     so it's not embarrassing! [21:24] Take     What kind of logic is that?! [21:27] Kobayashi     Oh, to be young. [21:29] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [21:34] Ilulu     Tada! [21:36] Ilulu     It's a Take doll! [21:37] Ilulu     Cute, isn't it? [21:38] Take     Dum— Where do you think you're putting it?! [21:41] Ilulu     It's comforting in here. [21:42] Take     C-Comforting?! SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [21:45] Ilulu     Oh, want me to squeeze you in here, too? [21:47] Take     You're shameless! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:20] Kobayashi     Ilulu, how's your part time job? [23:22] Ilulu     It's fun. [23:23] Ilulu     We have one that comes     around all the time, too. [23:25] Kobayashi     A regular, huh? [23:26] Ilulu     Yeah. [23:26] Ilulu     But sometimes they try to get a     free meal and put us in a spot. [23:29] Kobayashi     Huh? Is that person doing okay? SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma) [23:31] Ilulu     It's not a person, it's a cat. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Aries SIGN    You might lose something precious SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    You should keep things you      cherish stored in your chest. SIGN    You mean in your heart, right? Right? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Aries! E9 - There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Kobayashi     It all started with a single     statement from Elma. [00:04] Elma     I demand improved working conditions! SIGN    I demand improved working conditions [00:08] Kobayashi     What's this out of nowhere? [00:10] Kobayashi     Are you hungry? [00:11] Elma     This company demands too much overtime! [00:13] Elma     For one thing, the workload demanded     of each individual is excessive! [00:15] Kobayashi     Elma's demands were justified. [00:17] Kobayashi     However, we had no other     choice with our scheduling. [00:20] Kobayashi     Plus, our company has already made solid     improvements since its founding. [00:24] Kobayashi     It was slow going, but the working     conditions have improved. [00:28] Kobayashi     Our current busyness was just something     we had to resign ourselves to. [00:32] Kobayashi     I explained that to her, but... [00:35] Elma     Don't give up and accept it! [00:37] Elma     I'm fighting for it [00:39] Elma     and I'm going to seize our freedom! [00:42] Kobayashi     Surrounded by those of us who had grown     accustomed to exploitative labor [00:45] Kobayashi     and aimlessly lived out our days, [00:47] Kobayashi     Elma took a stand all by herself. [00:50] Kobayashi     G'luck. SIGN    Work Conditions Improvement Proposal [02:23] Kobayashi     Two days later, [02:23] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, please look at this! [02:24] Kobayashi     Elma used the scant few moments     she had in between work [02:27] Kobayashi     to create a proposal for     improved working conditions. [02:30] Kobayashi     I was once again astonished     by the capability of dragons. [02:35] Kobayashi     However... [02:38] Elma     You're scoffing at me?! SIGN    Expand Personnel [02:40] Kobayashi     The expansion of personnel? [02:42] Elma     Yes. [02:43] Kobayashi     We're currently doing mid-career recruitment,      but there's not a single applicant. [02:46] Elma     Why's that? [02:48] Kobayashi     The programming language we use     at this company is, well... [02:52] Kobayashi     Even if we hired fresh graduates,     it would take time to train them. [02:55] Elma     Couldn't they just learn it quickly? [02:57] Kobayashi     Don't assume everyone is just like you. [02:59] Kobayashi     At any rate, redo it,     taking that into account. SIGN    Redo It, Taking That Into Account SIGN    The Next Day [03:04] Elma     I finished the revisions! SIGN    Work Conditions     Improvement Proposal     Ver. 2 [03:06] Kobayashi     That was fast! [03:08] Kobayashi     I was surprised by her speed,     but the content really left me shocked. [03:12] Kobayashi     The rough spots had been     completely revised, [03:14] Kobayashi     none of the sections had     any contradictions, [03:16] Kobayashi     and the text was organized perfectly. [03:19] Kobayashi     This is great! [03:21] Elma     Really?! [03:22] Kobayashi     Submit it to our department head right away! [03:24] Elma     Got it! [03:27] Elma     It was a no-go. [03:29] Kobayashi     He talked to her about the company's     income and expenditures, [03:31] Kobayashi     things those of us on the floor     didn't have any dealings with, [03:34] Kobayashi     and she couldn't fight back. [03:36] Kobayashi     She was feeling depressed,     so I said this to her: SIGN    Let's give up and get back to work [03:41] Elma     Dammit! SIGN    The Day After That [03:45] Elma     I revised it! SIGN    Work Conditions     Improvement Proposal     Ver. 3 [03:47] Kobayashi     That was fast! [03:49] Kobayashi     We were all overwhelmed by Elma's intensity [03:52] Kobayashi     as we began reading through the paperwork. [03:55] Kobayashi     Then, [03:57] Kobayashi     that paperwork had every individual's     schedule written out in detail, [04:00] Kobayashi     including bathroom breaks, pace slowdowns,     portion of time away from their desks, [04:04] Kobayashi     and even the time spent resting their     head on their elbow at their desk [04:07] Kobayashi     and how many times they     recrossed their legs, [04:09] Kobayashi     all laid out like a curse in a     proposal to improve efficiency. [04:12] Kobayashi     It was completely devoid of     any concept of privacy, [04:15] Kobayashi     and it dug so deep into each individual SIGN    Yamashita           Current Work Analysis (Sample Excerpt) [04:17] Kobayashi     that many employees thought it     would have been more humane SIGN    Time Away From Desk 86%          Main Activities: Bathroom, Vending Machine Beverage Purchases, One Yawn          Time Away From Desk 100%          Main Activities: Slacking, Chatting With Other Employees In The Office Or The Hallway          Time Away From Desk 38%          Main Activities: Staring At PC For Several Minutes With Head Resting On Arm, Recrossed His Legs Twice          Time Away From Desk 16%          Main Activities: Checking Schedule Chart, Drinking Beverages, Looking At Cell Phone          Time Away From Desk: 0%          Main Activities: Programming, Yawning [04:20] Kobayashi     to publish nude photos of them     without their permission. SIGN          SIGN    The above outline is an example from one day.     The main area of improvement for Yamashita is the time he requires     before he's able to focus on work. To improve this, I recommend having     Yamashita follow a set routine before he engages with work. This will allow     him to consciously switch his focus. It would be best to have Yamashita     decide what the best routine would be; for example, drinking a coffee.     Making this a routine would allow him to settle into work everyday without     stress. Such a minor change in his habits should be easy for him to     accomplish. Once he's established a routine, it will shorten the time     Yamashita requires to start work, improving overall efficiency.     (See attached reference sheet.) [04:22] Kobyashi     How on earth did she get such data? [04:25] Kobyashi     According to her... [04:26] Elma     I used clairvoyance. [04:28] Elma     I turned my vision into a     thousand screen multi-display. [04:32] Kobayashi     Even her analogies were     being tainted by work. [04:35] Kobayashi     She triumphantly headed     to submit her proposal. [04:38] Kobayashi     Setting the shocking content aside, [04:40] Kobayashi     it was amply convincing     to serve in negotiations. [04:44] Kobayashi     Maybe Premium Fridays could     be more than just a dream. [04:48] Kobayashi     However... [04:50] Kobayashi     I just can't relax if I haven't     worked at least eight hours. [04:55] Takiya     Kobayashi-san... [04:57] Kobayashi     However, we only enjoyed     that hope for a short time. [05:02] Kobayashi     All three of us were surprised when we     were summoned by the executive director. [05:06] Kobayashi     He wasn't firing us, was he? [05:09] Kobayashi     We all headed to his office with     anxiety and annoyance in our hearts. [05:16] Exec     Come in. [05:17] Kobayashi     Excuse us. [05:21] Exec     Hey, you've been very kind to Shouta. [05:25] Kobayashi     Oh, no. SIGN    To Shouta <3     Welcome home!     I'll be home after I hit the store,     so wait for me!     From Mama [05:27] Kobayashi     Shouta-kun's father... [05:29] Kobayashi     is a mage, right? [05:32] Elma     Did you have a look at the     improvement proposal? [05:34] Exec     Yes. It's very well drawn up, [05:37] Exec     Joui Elma-kun. [05:39] Exec     Or, [05:41] Exec     should I call you priestess     of the holy seas? [05:43] Elma     Huh? [05:46] Elma     I'm currently an employee here,      so whichever you prefer. [05:50] Kobayashi     Why did you summon us? [05:52] Exec     That goddess that Shouta summoned... [05:55] Exec     Since she's friends with all of you,     I wanted to meet you in person. [05:59] Kobayashi     She's bad for your son's education, isn't she? [06:02] Kobayashi     That pervert, [06:03] Kobayashi     or rather, former goddess. [06:06] Exec     It's a family rule to take personal     responsibility for whatever you summon. [06:10] Exec     Besides, I believe that woman will be good     for Shouta's education in several ways. [06:15] Kobayashi     Don't come to me when your son     develops some twisted fetish. [06:20] Exec     Now, then, [06:23] Exec     shall we discuss business? [06:29] Kobayashi     Man, it didn't work out. [06:32] Takiya     There would be complaints if it did for     our department but not the whole company. [06:36] Takiya     He was certainly right about that. [06:38] Kobayashi     But we did get him to take the time to look     over the improvement proposal, didn't we? [06:43] Kobayashi     Lately we've been getting out     on time more regularly, [06:45] Kobayashi     so eventually— [06:46] Elma     No! [06:46] Elma     No, not enough! [06:48] Elma     We must do anything we can to immediately     turn this black company white! [06:51] Kobayashi     What are you saying? [06:53] Kobayashi     You were bought off by     his luxury chocolates. SIGN    That is that,     and this is this SIGN    Chocolates are low in sugar SIGN    That is that, and this is this! SIGN    Chocolates are low in sugar! [06:59] Kobayashi     What's that supposed to mean? SIGN    Even after that... [07:01] Kobayashi     Even after accepting his buy-off, [07:03] Kobayashi     Elma wouldn't give up. SIGN    Now is the time to come together! We're holding a meeting for all employees to discuss improvements. SIGN    There will be tea and sweet snacks! SIGN    Place: Meeting Room Time: 12:30~13:30 SIGN    Come Forth, Heroes! Let Us Fight Together! [07:06] Kobayashi     She tried starting a labor union, SIGN    Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work! [07:09] Kobayashi     creating a space for employee discussion, SIGN    Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work! [07:12] Kobayashi     and she continued to appeal     for better working conditions. [07:15] Kobayashi     What surprised me was that Tohru     was helping her with that. [07:20] Tohru     If it all goes well, that means     you'll come home earlier. [07:20] Elma     Let us change this company     together! Labor is— [07:24] Kobayashi     So that's why. [07:25] Tohru     Don't hold us back, Elma. [07:29] Elma     I could say the same to you! [07:30] Tohru     Rival forces were cooperating     for mutual benefit. [07:33] Tohru     It made me think it could work. [07:36] Tohru     However, our executive     director was a crafty one! [07:38] Tohru     He used both logic and fallacies in the     right places to parry every claim. [07:47] Elma     Damn it! Why?! [07:52] Kobayashi     El— [07:52] Elma     Now I won't be able to line up     for the station's limited sweets! [07:57] Kobayashi     That was your reason for this? [08:04] Elma     I miraculously finished work and made     it in time for the limited sweets! SIGN    Time-Limited [08:10] (Flashback) Customer     Three, please! [08:11] (Flashback) Elma     Three of them?! SIGN    Time-Limited [08:12] (Flashback) Customer     Two, please! SIGN    Time-Limited [08:15] (Flashback) Customer     Two, please! [08:21] (Flashback) Customer     Uh, one is fine. [08:23] (Flashback) Elma     Thank you so much! [08:29] Elma     Today I'm spending my day off     eating delicious sweets! [08:34] Elma     Hmm? [08:35] Elma     Hello? [08:37] Elma     What's this?! [08:39] Kanna     We want to go on a picnic, [08:41] Kanna     but we can't go on a long     trip without an adult. [08:45] Elma     What about Miss Kobayashi? [08:46] Elma     Oh, she did say she had     to work on her day off. [08:50] Elma     And Tohru? [08:52] Kanna     She gave me a letter for you. [08:54] Elma     Let's see. [08:56] Tohru     Kanna suddenly wanted to go to the mountains     after watching a survival show. [09:01] Tohru     But I have to help out at the maid     café today, so I can't go with her, [09:05] Tohru     so I'd like to ask you to accompany her. [09:09] Tohru     I do have some faith in you,     so try to live up to it. [09:13] Elma     Tohru, you have faith in me? [09:16] Elma     The oddly condescending     tone concerns me, though. [09:19] Elma     Okay! [09:19] Elma     In that case, I'll chaperone you! [09:21] Kanna     Yay! [09:22] Saikawa     Way to go, Kanna-san! [09:27] Kanna     Oh! [09:32] Shouta     Let's set up our tent here. [09:36] Kanna     We ran into Shouta on     our way to your house, [09:40] Kanna     and he said he'd come along. [09:41] Elma     It's nice to have him. [09:43] Elma     So, what are you going to do now? [09:45] Kanna     Fish! [09:46] Saikawa     We rented them. [09:48] Elma     Fishing, huh? [09:48] Saikawa     Kanna-san, what are you fishing for? [09:49] Elma     That takes me back. [09:50] Kanna     Anacondas. [09:51] Elma     Long ago, [09:52] Elma     I got fished out. [10:08] Saikawa     I'm bored. [10:09] Kanna     That was fast, Saikawa. [10:10] Saikawa     Can't we fish anything any faster? [10:12] Kanna     Want to catch them by hand? [10:14] Saikawa     Maybe that would be good. [10:16] Elma     Try further over there. [10:17] Elma     There's fish there. [10:19] Kanna     Oh! [10:24] Both     We caught one! [10:25] Elma     Yeah. That's where I would probably go, too. [10:28] Saikawa     You would go? [10:33] Three     So good! [10:35] Shouta     The curry and rice are ready, too. [10:38] Three     Yay! [10:40] Saikawa     Kanna-san, there's curry on your cheek. [10:42] Elma     Chaperoning children is a piece of cake. [10:46] Elma     This curry's good. [10:48] All     Thank you for the meal. [10:51] Kanna     Saikawa, there's a strange bug. [10:53] Saikawa     A poisonous bug! [10:54] Elma     I think I'll relax a bit, too. [10:54] Kanna     Spicy. [11:02] Kanna     Shouta, where are you going? [11:05] Shouta     Investigating. [11:06] Shouta     Lately I've been researching to see     if I can draw mana from the ley lines. [11:10] Shouta     The ley lines run especially     strongly through the mountains. [11:13] Kanna     Sounds fun. [11:14] Kanna     I'll go, too! [11:16] Saikawa     You boys sure love settings like that. [11:21] Elma     Oh, no. [11:22] Elma     The children! Where did they go?! [11:25] Elma     They disappeared the moment     I took my eyes off them! [11:28] Elma     At this rate...! [11:29] Tohru     Huh? [11:30] Tohru     You couldn't even handle that? SIGN    Pathetic SIGN    Pathetic. [11:34] Elma     No! [11:35] Elma     That's right, I have my clairvoyance! [11:37] Elma     I'll find them in no time with this! [11:43] Kanna     What's the matter, Shouta? [11:45] Shouta     Someone just tried to peek on us from afar. [11:48] Shouta     I'm sure it was Lucoa. [11:49] Shouta     She does that from time to time. [11:51] Shouta     I blocked it. [11:52] Kanna     Oh! [11:53] Saikawa     Jeez, you boys. [11:55] Elma     Why? I can't sense them... [11:58] Tohru     I was wrong to rely on you. SIGN    Ridiculous SIGN    Ridiculous. [12:03] Tohru     Ridiculous. [12:07] Elma     Everyone! [12:10] Saikawa     Hey, shouldn't we head back soon? [12:12] Saikawa     We might not know how to get back anymore. [12:15] Shouta     Oh, we're fine. [12:17] Shouta     We followed the ley lines here,      so if we trace them we'll get back. [12:20] Saikawa     You boys. [12:30] Shouta     Speaking of which, [12:31] Shouta     we left without saying anything to Elma-san. [12:34] Shouta     We should hurry back. [12:36] Saikawa     Did you two hear a loud cry just now? [12:39] Shouta     Maybe there's a bear? [12:43] Shouta     All right, we're back. [12:46] Shouta     Huh? [12:47] Shouta     Elma-san's not here. [12:48] Shouta     Did she get mad and go home     because we left on our own? [12:51] Saikawa     She might have gone to look for us. [12:53] Kanna      [12:55] Elma     Damn it, where did they go? [12:58] Tohru     Idiot. Bow before me. [12:59] Tohru     Ahh, useless. [13:00] Tohru     Worthless. [13:01] Tohru     Yes, yes, you did your best     and it wasn't good enough. [13:02] Elma     I keep hearing Tohru being mean in my head! [13:03] Tohru     Incompetent fool. [13:04] Tohru     You're so funny and dumb! [13:07] Elma     You there, I'm looking for someone! [13:10] Elma     Have you seen any children? [13:17] Elma     Why you...! [13:18] Elma     Do you want to get eaten? [13:25] Elma     Damn it. One thing after another! [13:29] Elma     Where could they be? [13:31] Elma     Where are— [13:35] Elma     Where are you?! [13:40] Saikawa     Kanna-san, look! That's the     one I saw at the river! [13:42] Shouta     Sleep! [13:46] Kanna     Lady Elma! [13:53] Three     We're sorry. [13:54] Elma     I was worried, you know! [13:56] Three     Yes. [13:57] Kanna     Lady Elma, here. [14:00] Elma     What? A flower? [14:02] Kanna     I picked it for you. [14:04] Kanna     It's yours, so please forgive us. [14:07] Saikawa     Kanna-san, what about me? [14:08] Saikawa     Hey, what about me?! [14:18] Elma     Sweet! I forgive you! [14:20] Both     So easy. [14:22] Kobayashi     Man, thank you. [14:25] Kobayashi     If only I had been at home. [14:27] Elma     Please don't worry about it. [14:29] Elma     The flower's nectar was rather yummy, anyway. [14:32] Kobayashi     Flower's nectar, huh? [14:33] Kanna     I picked it! [14:35] Kobayashi     Oh? What kind of flower? [14:35] Elma     Well, Tohru? I won't let you     call me pathetic or ridiculous! [14:37] Kanna     A big one. It had a really good smell, too! [14:39] Tohru     I wouldn't do that anyway. [14:40] Kobayashi     Oh? [14:41] Tohru     Here, your coffee. [14:44] Elma     You're not setting out cake? [14:45] Tohru     Don't get carried away. SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [14:54] Ilulu     It's gotten hot, huh? [14:57] Taketo     It is summer already. SIGN    There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma) SIGN    Episode 9 [15:24] Fafnir     Normally I would never listen to a     request from a harmony faction dragon, [15:29] Fafnir     but I like your choice to rely on power. [15:32] Fafnir     I'll accept in honor     of that spirit, this time. [15:36] Elma     You have my gratitude. [15:41] Reporter     Today we're here with the mobile     zoo, "Zoo That Goes Anywhere!" [15:47] Reporter     The main attraction is this giraffe! [15:50] Tohru     Coming! [15:53] Tohru     What are you here for? [15:58] Reporter     Now we'd like to talk to the     zoo director, Miyamoto-san. [16:06] Kobayashi     It's unusual for Elma to     ask Tohru to go somewhere. [16:10] Kobayashi     Apparently she said, "I've been getting     rusty lately, so join me for some exercise." [16:15] Kobayashi     It's even more unusual for Tohru     to genuinely accept such an invitation. [16:20] Kobayashi     Maybe the tension between them     is finally coming undone? [16:24] Kobayashi     Her attitude's softened a lot, [16:26] Kobayashi     so I'm sure this will be the chance they— [16:28] Fafnir     Naive, Kobayashi. [16:30] Fafnir     Why do you think the two     of us were called here? [16:32] Kobayashi     Why? [16:42] Kobayashi     Tohru! [16:44] Fafnir     Kobayashi. [16:45] Fafnir     You decide when it's time to stop them. [17:44] Tohru     What was that about getting rusty, you liar? [17:47] Tohru     Are you trying to settle     things after all this time? [17:52] Elma     If I win, will you return     to our original world? [17:55] Tohru     You're still on about that? [17:57] Elma     You really are dangerous. [17:59] Tohru     Dangerous? [18:01] Elma     You've claimed the hearts of humans. [18:03] Tohru     Huh?! [18:05] Tohru     You're not making sense! [18:06] Fafnir     She may talk about harmony [18:08] Fafnir     and guiding mankind, [18:10] Fafnir     but that's only because     it's the position she's in. [18:14] Fafnir     She's been used and betrayed. [18:16] Fafnir     Somewhere in her heart, [18:18] Fafnir     she still distances herself from humans, too. [18:21] Fafnir     That's why she still mistrusts Tohru. [18:25] Kobayashi     I don't think that's the case. [18:27] Fafnir     What? [18:31] Tohru     I haven't thought about     doing anything wrong, [18:33] Tohru     and I don't plan on doing     anything with any humans! [18:36] Tohru     I just made a handful of acquaintances! [18:38] Elma     I'm surprised you can say that while happily      working with humans at the maid café! [18:44] Elma     After all those times you told     me you couldn't trust humans, [18:48] Elma     now you assert the exact opposite! [18:50] Elma     You're the one who made fun of me for     being worshiped by humans in our original world! [18:54] Tohru     That was—! [18:56] Tohru     Because it was ridiculous to     watch you enjoying yourself [18:58] Tohru     when you were just being put on a pedestal [19:00] Tohru     without actually joining them! SIGN    Even watching ants would be better than this. [19:06] Tohru     But now you don't take     offerings made to you, [19:09] Tohru     you're able to go buy those things yourself! [19:11] Elma     But the food I ate back then was better! [19:15] Tohru     I can't understand that at all! [19:21] Elma     It was better! [19:25] Tohru     Then just hurry up and go     back there on your own! [19:30] Elma     It was better because... [19:32] Elma     you were there beside me! [19:36] Elma     Yet one day you disappeared! [19:38] Elma     Do you have any idea how worried     I was when I heard you had died? [19:43] Elma     That's right. [19:44] Elma     Then, when I finally found you, [19:46] Elma     you were cold to me [19:48] Elma     while you were friends with humans. [19:51] Elma     That's just... [19:53] Elma     That's just... [19:56] Elma     Be friends with me like you     were back in those days, [19:59] Elma     you dummy! [20:10] Tohru     Sorry. [20:12] Tohru     I'm sorry. [20:14] Elma     Tohru. [20:15] Tohru     But, setting that aside... [20:21] Elma     Ow! [20:22] Tohru     Let's settle this. [20:27] Elma     Fine, then! [20:28] Elma     Brace yourself, Tohru! [20:30] Tohru     That's my line! [20:32] Fafnir     Hmph, this is stupid. [20:34] Fafnir     I'm going home. [20:36] Kobayashi     Yeah, thanks for coming. [20:39] Kobayashi     I've witnessed several     battles between dragons, [20:44] Kobayashi     but I guess I'm rather used to them now. [20:57] Kobayashi     This battle [20:59] Kobayashi     is reassuring to watch. [21:07] Elma     Tohru. [21:10] Tohru     What is it? [21:12] Elma     I win. [21:13] Elma     Treat me to dinner. [21:15] Tohru     No, I won. [21:17] Tohru     You treat me, please. [21:18] Elma     No, I did! [21:20] Tohru     I did! [21:23] Kobayashi     I'll treat you both. [21:24] Both     Yay! [21:27] Tohru     Why are you happy about that? [21:46] Kobayashi     Okay, that's a draw. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Elma     Miss Kobayashi, [23:22] Elma     what are you treating us to? [23:24] Kobayashi     What do you want eat, Elma? [23:26] Elma     Grade A5 Beef! [23:28] Kobayashi     Tch! [23:29] Kobayashi     You've learned the most useless things! SIGN    Episode 10 SIGN    Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Gemini SIGN    You'll get separated from your family or friends and get lost. SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    If you wait in front of a crepe shop,          you'll be found. SIGN    Found by Elma, yeah. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Gemini. E10 - Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Kanna     I had a fight with Kobayashi. [00:18] (Flashback) Kanna     Kobayashi, you dummy! [00:20] (Flashback) Kanna     Buttface! [00:22] Kanna     I don't want to go home. [00:25] Kanna     But... [00:25] Kanna     night is dark and makes me sleepy, [00:28] Kanna     so I'll fly somewhere bright. [00:48] Kanna     Oh! [00:49] Kanna     Lots of people! [00:51] Kanna     Lots of buildings, too! [00:55] Kanna     Oh! [02:28] Kanna     What is this place? [02:35] Kanna     It looks fun. [02:45] Kanna     I'm hungry. [02:49] Kanna     That looks good. [02:51] Kanna     595 yen. [02:55] Vendor     Hi there. What do you want? [02:57] Vendor     Oh... Japanese money? [02:59] Vendor     Sorry, you can't use it here. [03:01] Vendor     No Japanese yen. [03:04] Kanna     The language is different. [03:06] Vendor     You alone here? Where's your mom? [03:07] Man     Why are you always acting like that?! [03:09] vendor     Go and get some U.S. dollars from your mom. [03:10] woman     Same to you! [03:11] Man     I'm always serious! [03:11] vendor     Hot dogs won't go anywhere, so take time. [03:13] woman     Why can't you understand?! [03:15] woman     It's embarrassing! [03:15] vendor     I'll give you a good discount     when you come back. [03:16] Man     Why not?! Let me tell you! [03:20] Man     I told you! I love you more! [03:22] vendor     What's the matter? [03:23] vendor     You okay? You suddenly spaced out. [03:23] Woman     Huh?! No, I love you more! [03:26] Kanna     Better. [03:28] vendor     Like I was saying, you need our     country's money to buy anything. [03:37] Kanna     I can't use money here? [03:42] Kanna     Few people here. [03:45] Chloe     Somebody, help! [03:46] PunkA     Get back here, you little brat! [03:51] PunkA     Give up already! [03:53] Chloe     Hmph! I'm not letting you catch me! [03:56] Kanna     What's going on? [03:59] Chloe     Wh-What?! Who are you?! [04:01] Kanna     What's going on? [04:02] Chloe     Isn't it obvious?! [04:04] Chloe     I'm being chased! [04:05] Chloe     By bad guys! [04:06] Kanna     Mmm, got it. [04:08] Kanna     I'll save you. [04:09] Chloe     Huh?! [04:10] Chloe     Save me? You? [04:11] PunkA     Outta our way! [04:13] PunkA     Beat it! [04:19] PunkB     Michael! [04:19] PunkC     Michael! [04:21] PunkC     Who is that brat? [04:22] PunkB     What the hell did she just do?! [04:24] PunkB     How dare you hurt Michael! [04:26] PunkC     Michael was already having the runs today! [04:30] PunkB     Hey, wai—! [04:31] Kanna     Let's go. [04:33] Chloe     Huh? Huh? [04:40] Chloe     Thank you... for saving me. [04:46] Chloe     You're super strong for a child! [04:49] Chloe     Wait, this is New York?! [04:52] Chloe     Oh, I'm Chloe! [04:55] Kanna     Kanna. [04:57] Chloe     Kanna! [04:58] Kanna     Why were you being chased? [05:01] Chloe     I was kidnapped by those men. [05:04] Chloe     Apparently they're mafia. [05:06] Kanna     Are mafia bad guys? [05:08] Chloe     Yes! [05:09] Chloe     So I fled when I saw my chance to escape. [05:11] Kanna     Poor girl. [05:13] Chloe     My papa's the CEO of a big enterprise, [05:15] Chloe     but he's been opposing the mafia. [05:18] Chloe     I'm sure that's why they did it! [05:20] Kanna     Forget about that. Let's play! [05:22] Chloe     Forget about that? [05:24] Kanna     I was bored. [05:26] Kanna     Let's play? [05:31] Chloe     Right. [05:33] Chloe     Let's play! [05:34] Kanna     Oh! [05:37] Chloe     I'll treat you to anything     you'd like as thanks. [05:40] Kanna     Yay! [05:42] Kanna     Let's go, Chloe! [05:43] Chloe     Huh? Sure! [05:48] Chloe     This is perfect. [05:49] Chloe     It's not like... [05:50] Chloe     I want to go home anyway. [05:56] vendor     A black card?! [05:58] vendor     I'm sorry, we don't take credit cards here. [06:05] Chloe     I don't carry much cash on me, though. [06:10] Chloe     Either way, this is my     first time in New York. [06:13] Chloe     I usually only ever saw the     area around our mansion. [06:17] Kanna     Are you rich, Chloe? [06:19] Chloe     Well, yeah. [06:20] Kanna     Same as Saikawa. [06:21] Kanna     She always goes, [06:24] Kanna     and seems happy. [06:26] Chloe     Is that girl okay? [06:28] Kanna     She plays with me all the time. [06:31] Chloe     There are all kinds of people out there, huh? [06:32] Kanna     Mmm. [07:28] Chloe     We played and played! [07:31] Chloe     It's my first time playing     with a friend like this! [07:36] Chloe     What's the matter, Kanna? [07:38] Kanna     I have to go home. [07:40] Chloe     Huh? [07:42] Chloe     I-It's fine. [07:44] Chloe     It's still only a little dark out. [07:48] Kanna     No. [07:49] Kanna     I had a fight with Kobayashi     and ran away from home. [07:54] Kanna     But I was at fault. [07:57] Kanna     I need to go home [07:59] Kanna     and apologize. [08:07] Chloe     Are you sure it's [08:09] Chloe     okay to go home? [08:12] Chloe     I mean, what if they're still mad at you? [08:16] Chloe     What if they won't forgive     you after you apologize? [08:18] Chloe     Aren't you scared? [08:23] Kanna     I am scared, [08:25] Kanna     but I'm more scared of having     no home to return to. [08:33] Kanna     Chloe. [08:36] Kanna     Let's go home? [08:42] Chloe     Kanna. [08:45] Chloe     Listen. [08:47] Chloe     I-I actually... [08:50] Chloe     Huh? [08:54] Kanna     Chloe! [09:12] PunkA     Tch, Christ! [09:14] PunkA     I thought kidnapping a runaway     would be an easy job. [09:19] PunkA     Hey, I think she needs a little     punishment, don't you? [09:24] PunkA     Tie her up good! [09:26] PunkC     Okay, Michael! [09:28] PunkD     Hey, be careful with the goods, you hear?! [09:31] PunkA     Huh? One little arm won't be a big deal. [09:36] Chloe     I really do want to go home! [09:38] Chloe     I never should have run away! [09:41] Chloe     Papa! [09:44] PunkA     Hmm? [09:45] PunkA     Whoa?! What?! [09:46] PunkB     A blackout?! [09:47] PunkC     Whoa?! Whoa, it's dark! [09:47] PunkA     Hey, go check the breaker! [09:49] PunkC     I'll go check the breaker! [09:51] PunkC     Ow! [09:53] PunkA     Be careful! [09:56] PunkC     Sorry about that. [10:16] Punks     Run! Move it! [10:27] Chloe     I-I don't taste good! [10:29] Kanna     Chloe. [10:30] Chloe     Huh? [10:32] Chloe     That voice... [10:34] Kanna     Let's go home. [10:36] Chloe     K-Kanna? [10:45] Chloe     Kanna, is this a dream? [10:49] Chloe     Or have I died and you've     come for me from heaven? [10:54] Kanna     It's not a dream. [10:56] Kanna     Which way is your home? [10:58] Chloe     It's in Minnesota, so probably that way. [11:00] Chloe     It's past the big lake. [11:03] Kanna     Got it. [11:05] Chloe     So soft and warm. [11:10] Chloe     Hey, Kanna... [11:11] Chloe     I actually ran away from home, too. [11:16] Kanna     You, too? [11:17] Chloe     Yeah. [11:19] Chloe     I had a fight with my Papa. [11:21] Chloe     I wonder how I should apologize. [11:25] Kanna     I don't know. [11:28] Kanna     But... [11:30] Kanna     If they're there for you, [11:35] Kanna     even when you get mad [11:40] Kanna     and even when you say you hate them... [11:45] Kanna     If they're someone like that,      I'm sure it'll be fine. [11:50] Chloe     Yeah. [11:53] Chloe     Are you going home already, too? [11:56] Kanna     Yeah. [11:57] Chloe     Will we see each other again? [11:59] Kanna     Don't worry. I'll give you my address. [12:02] Chloe     You have an address? [12:19] Tohru     Hey. Where have you been? [12:22] Kanna     Lady Tohru! [12:24] Kanna     I'm sorry. [12:27] Tohru     I'm not the one you should     be apologizing to. [12:29] Kanna     Yeah. [12:31] Kanna     Lady Tohru, where's Kobayashi? [12:41] Kanna     Oh. [12:46] Tohru     Have you decided what to say to     apologize when she wakes up? [12:49] Kanna     I don't know. [12:51] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi said the same thing... [13:09] Tohru     I was watching the whole time. [13:10] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?) SIGN    Episode 10 [13:18] Ilulu     I'm heading out. [13:21] Kobayashi     Take care. [13:24] Tohru     Well, Miss Kobayashi,     I'm heading off to work. [13:28] Kobayashi     Take care. [13:33] Kanna     It's hot. [13:34] Announcer     You can eat fresh fish from     Hokkaido in the local area. [13:36] Kobayashi     Oh, Kanna-chan, you're awake. [13:38] Kanna     Morning. [13:39] Kobayashi     Morning. [13:39] Announcer     I especially recommend this sea urchin! [13:41] Kanna     Kobayashi, are you off today? [13:41] Announcer     This restaurant prepares     and serves them on the spot, [13:44] Kobayashi     Yeah, good night. [13:44] Announcer     so I've ordered some to try for myself. [13:46] Kanna     Oh. SIGN    Seafood You Absolutely Want To Eat This Season Special!! SIGN    Bright Morning [13:47] Kobayashi     I was super busy until yesterday. SIGN    Sea Urchin [13:47] Announcer     Look at this. [13:50] Kanna     Death march? [13:50] Announcer     Look at this glistening sea urchin! [13:51] Kobayashi     Yeah, death march. [14:03] Announcer     Next up, we have Komura-san in Kanazawa. [14:06] Announcer     Hello. Komura here. [14:09] Announcer     Have a look at this line! [14:09] Kanna     What about Lady Tohru and Ilulu? [14:12] Kobayashi     They're both working until this evening. [14:12] Announcer     The flour dumpling with     bean jam is really popular! [14:18] Announcer     Today we're introducing this sweets cafe. [14:19] Kanna     Are you going to laze about today? [14:21] Annoucer     Now, let's go on in. [14:22] Kobayashi     Yeah. [14:23] Annoucer     There's a secret to the brown sugar syrup     used in this cafe's flour dumplings with bean jam. [14:24] Kobayashi     I'm going to laze about. [14:26] Kobayashi     Are you going to go play with Saikawa-san? SIGN    Gourmets Love! Old Cafe's Flour Dumplings With Bean Jam [14:27] Annoucer     See! Have a look! [14:29] Kanna     No, Saikawa said she's going on     a family trip starting today. [14:29] Annoucer     Look at this shimmering, thick syrup! [14:31] Annoucer     Excuse me. Now to try a bite. [14:34] Kobayashi     I see. Nothing to do, then. [14:34] Annoucer     Mmm! It's so good! [14:37] Annoucer     This brown sugar syrup is so rich! [14:37] Kanna     Mmm. [14:39] Kobayashi     Bean jam, huh? [14:39] Announcer     Yet it's not too sweet... perfect! [14:41] Kobayashi     Looks tasty. [14:42] Kanna     Yeah. [14:42] Annoucer     I can understand why there     would be such a line for this. [14:46] Kanna     Kobayashi, I want to eat a watermelon. [14:46] Annoucer     Apparently there are many women lining up, [14:48] Kobayashi     Huh? Was there any watermelon     in that report just now? [14:49] Announcer     some of whom have traveled from far away. [14:51] Kanna     Lady Tohru bought one yesterday. [14:53] Kobayashi     You pay close attention. [14:55] Kobayashi     We'll have it for our     afternoon dessert, then. SIGN    Hot SIGN    Hot [14:57] Kanna     It's hot. [14:58] Kanna     It's... hot. [15:00] Kanna     It's... hot. [15:20] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan? [15:22] Kanna     Kobayashi... [15:27] Kobayashi     Okay. Let's have lunch! [15:30] Kanna     Oh! [15:31] Kobayashi     Okay. I'll get things ready, [15:33] Kobayashi     so could you go check the mailbox     downstairs for me, Kanna-chan? [15:37] Kanna     Kobayashi, mini tomatoes? [15:41] Kobayashi     Tada! SIGN    Extra Uses SIGN    Refined By An Old Restaurant SIGN    Rich Flavor And Strong Body SIGN    Soumen [15:42] Kanna     Easy to make! [15:54] Kanna     Ah! [15:55] Kobayashi     Wow, air mail, huh? [15:58] Kobayashi     Maybe it's from that friend you     made in New York the other day? [16:02] Kanna     Yeah, Chloe. [16:04] Kanna     She says she wants to come play at my place. SIGN    Dear Kanna SIGN    Chloe SIGN    Let's play again!      Chloe [16:06] Kanna     Is it okay if I bring her here? [16:07] Kobayashi     Sure, of course! [16:09] Kanna     Really?! Yay! [16:12] Kobayashi     I'm looking forward to it. SIGN    Salt [16:18] Both     So sweet. [16:22] Kanna     Kobayashi. [16:23] Kanna     We're out of tea. [16:25] Kobayashi     Huh, already? [16:28] Kobayashi     If I don't make any, we only have milk. [16:31] Kobayashi     Oh, well. Let's go buy some. [16:33] Kanna     We're going out?! [16:34] Kobayashi     We're going out. [16:36] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan, got your hat? [16:38] Kanna     Got it! [16:42] Kanna     Kobayashi! [16:43] Kobayashi     Yes, yes. [16:45] Kobayashi     So hot! [16:47] Kanna     Where are we going? [16:49] Kobayashi     Hmm, I'll think about     it as we wander around. [16:53] Kanna     Oh! [16:54] Kanna     Wandering, wandering, wandering~ [16:59] Kobayashi     Would be nice if you could use     it for your picture diary. [17:02] Kanna     I'll look for something for     my independent research, too! [17:05] Kobayashi     I hope you find something. [17:07] Kanna     Yeah. [17:08] Kanna     Lady Tohru said I should research foods     you might like from the other world. [17:14] Kobayashi     I see. [17:17] Kobayashi     Let's go with something different. [17:23] Kanna     Ants. [17:24] Kobayashi     Hmm? [17:25] Kanna     Lots of them. [17:29] Kobayashi     You're right. [17:30] Kobayashi     I wonder if they have a     nest under the manhole? [17:33] Kanna     Manhole? That's an ant nest? [17:35] Kobayashi     No, it's a hole for a person to use. [17:39] Kobayashi     There's a path for sewage beneath here     that runs all over the city. [17:44] Kanna     There are lots of these of lids, then? [17:46] Kobayashi     Yeah, there's a whole ton of them. [17:49] Kanna     Oh! [17:50] Kanna     I'll search for them! [17:52] Kobayashi     Huh? [17:56] Kanna     There's one here, too! [17:59] Kobayashi     I see. Independent research, huh? [18:02] Kanna     There, too! SIGN    Oborozuka [18:07] Kobayashi     You see a lot of them in this area. [18:09] Kanna     This one's the same. [18:11] Kanna     This one's square. [18:13] Kobayashi     That's for a fire hydrant. [18:14] Kanna     This one's similar, but slightly different. [18:17] Kobayashi     K-Kanna-chan... [18:20] Kanna     Kobayashi, there's one here, too! [18:24] Kobayashi     Yes... SIGN    Xanadu [18:29] Kanna     Kobayashi, you okay? [18:31] Kobayashi     Yeah. [18:32] Kobayashi     That was good exercise for an indoor person. SIGN    Café SIGN    X      a      n      a      d      u [18:36] Kobayashi     Oh! SIGN    Fire Hydrant [18:39] Kobayashi     Ah, so cool! SIGN    Sting [18:51] Kobayashi     Even dragons get brain-freezes, huh? [18:54] Kanna     Yours looks yummy, too. [18:56] Kobayashi     Want to try some? [18:58] Kanna     Yeah! [19:02] Kanna     Ah! SIGN    Construction Notice SIGN    August 28th SIGN    Both Lanes Closed For Work On Gas Lines [19:04] Kanna     Oh! [19:07] Kanna     Kobayashi! [19:08] Kobayashi     Hmm? [19:10] Kobayashi     What is this? [19:12] Kobayashi     It's got lots of color! [19:13] Kanna     Looks interesting. [19:14] Kobayashi     We had something like this here? [19:17] Kobayashi     I've lived here so long and never noticed. [19:20] Kobayashi     Hey, it's some character, right? [19:21] Kanna     It's Mr. Quiet. [19:23] Kobayashi     You recognize it? [19:25] Kanna     He's the talk of the town. [19:27] Kobayashi     Talk of the...? [19:28] Kanna     Ah. [19:32] Kobayashi     It's pouring! [19:33] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan! [19:34] Kanna     Retreat! [19:42] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan, you okay? [19:44] Kanna     Yeah. I protected my notebook. [19:46] Kobayashi     I see! SIGN    Days Closed During Summer Break SIGN    July 28th, 29th SIGN    August 5th, 6th, 12th~16th SIGN    Mitsuoka Stationery Store [19:47] Kobayashi     I got pretty wet. [19:53] Kobayashi     What was that? That's nice. [19:58] Kobayashi     Well, this is characteristic of summer. [20:02] Kanna     Characteristic? [20:05] Kanna     Rain, rain, rain, rain, [20:09] Kanna     let it pour! [20:11] Kobayashi     That's a mean song. [20:12] Kanna     Howl away, thunder and strong, strong rain. [20:16] Director     Not good! Not good for the equipment! [20:18] Director     Watch your feet! [20:19] Kanna     It's Mr. Quiet. [20:21] Director     Head, head! [20:23] Quiet     Hey, pushing! Don't push me! [20:23] Kobayashi     That's what the manhole picture was of? [20:24] Assistant     Please lower your head! [20:32] Kobayashi     Hmm? [20:33] Kanna     Ladybug. [20:34] Kobayashi     You're right. [20:36] Kobayashi     It got washed away. [20:38] Kanna     Is it dead? [20:39] Kobayashi     Hmm... [20:42] Kobayashi     It's alive! [20:43] Kanna     Yay. [20:50] Kanna     It's gone. [20:52] Kobayashi     It must have gone back home. [20:54] Kanna     It has a home? [20:56] Kobayashi     I'm sure it does. [20:58] Kanna     Oh! [21:02] Kanna     Rainbow! [21:06] Kobayashi     That is a rainbow. [21:08] Kanna     Yeah. [21:09] Kobayashi     It's completely stopped now. [21:12] Kobayashi     Tohru and the others should     be getting home soon. [21:15] Kobayashi     Kanna. [21:18] Kobayashi     Let's go home for today! [21:24] Kanna     Let's go home! [21:29] Kanna     Next time I'm bringing a camera, too. [21:32] Kobayashi     You should. [21:34] Kobayashi     We're home. [21:34] Kanna     We're home. [21:36] Tohru     Welcome home. [21:37] Ilulu     You're late! Let's have dinner! [21:39] Kanna     I'm hungry. [21:40] Tohru     Where did you two go? [21:42] Kobayashi     Hmm, here and there. [21:44] Kanna     It was fun. [21:45] Kobayashi     Right? [21:46] Tohru     What is this?! Not fair! [21:47] Ilulu     Dinner! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:21] Kanna     It's wicked! [23:22] Kobayashi     Huh? What's wrong? [23:24] Kanna     Sorry, I haven't shaken my     habits from the Big Apple. [23:27] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan, you're too easily influenced. [23:28] Kanna     It's time for me to head     to a party with a friend. [23:31] Kobayashi     You're going over to     Saikawa-san's to play, right? SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    Premium Seat (No Extra Charge) SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Virgo SIGN    (That's Wicked) SIGN    (Lucky Advice) SIGN    (Good Luck) SIGN    English please. SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Virgo. E11 - Premium Seat (No Extra Charge) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Announcer     It's okay to do this while sitting down. [00:03] Announcer     Now make sure to stretch     out your side muscles. [00:06] Announcer     1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3... SIGN    Crack [00:10] Announcer     Please try not to put too     much effort into it. [00:13] Kobayashi     Not good. [00:14] Kobayashi     The damage is seriously building up. [00:16] Kobayashi     I need to think of something     or I might be in trouble. [00:19] Kobayashi     If I don't, I'll be forced to eat that. [00:22] Kobayashi     Take it away. [00:24] Tohru     Huh? [01:56] Kobayashi     Wow, there are all kinds     of relaxation devices. SIGN    Premium Massage Chair SIGN    Massage Pillow SIGN    Soft and Fluffy SIGN    Very Plush SIGN    Kneading Chair SIGN    Massaging Rollers SIGN    Shoulder Massage Fit [02:01] Kobayashi     Hmm? What's this? SIGN    Any place, Any time SIGN    3 Settings [02:03] Kobayashi     You use it like this? SIGN    Double Points When You Buy Both As a Set SIGN    Back Muscle Strengthening Belt Makes It 10x Effective! SIGN    Super Spine 2 SIGN    New Model On the Market! SIGN    Relaxation Mode Hard Mode Super Hard Mode Adjustable Stages! [02:06] Kobayashi     This looks good, too. SIGN    Works On Stiff, Knotted Shoulders! SIGN    You Can Count On Improved Blood Flow As it Stimulates Key Points! SIGN    Soft Cushion Type [02:08] Kobayashi     That might be good, as well. [02:09] Kobayashi     And this one... [02:10] Kobayashi     That, too. [02:11] Kobayashi     That one, too. [02:12] Kobayashi     They're all... SIGN    Several Days Later [02:12] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, [02:14] Tohru     what are you going to do with     this mountain of devices? [02:18] Kobayashi     I'll use them all. [02:20] Tohru     Will you really? [02:21] Tohru     You've never used this one at all, you know? [02:24] Kobayashi     I'll use it one day. [02:25] Ilulu     Want me to pound you? [02:27] Ilulu     My grandma often had me pound     her shoulders long ago. [02:31] Kobayashi     Grandma? [02:32] Ilulu     Does that feel good, Kobayashi? [02:34] Kobayashi     It's pretty good, [02:35] Kobayashi     but move your breasts. [02:38] Kanna     Me, too! [02:39] Kobayashi     Sorry. [02:41] Tohru     Me, too! [02:46] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, lately I've been thinking. [02:50] Kobayashi     Hmm? [02:51] Tohru     I'm always thinking about how to serve you, [02:55] Tohru     but that's just pushing my own     feelings onto you, isn't it? [02:58] Tohru     To truly serve you, I think I     need to consider how you feel, [03:02] Tohru     and what you would like me to do. [03:06] Kobayashi     She's suddenly gotten serious. [03:08] Tohru     So— [03:09] Kobayashi     That, still?! [03:10] Kobayashi     You're not sharing my feelings, either! [03:13] Tohru     You're a kind a person and that's     why you won't eat me, isn't it? [03:18] Kobayashi     If only you really understood the reason. [03:21] Tohru     If I really? SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den [03:24] Tohru     So, I called you fools here since     you work with Miss Kobayashi. [03:29] Both     Be less rude when referring to us. [03:32] Takiya     Kobayashi-san's lower back, huh? [03:35] Takiya     It's true she's been working a lot lately. [03:38] Elma     Our sales team is talented, but— [03:40] Tohru     Enough with the business talk. [03:42] Elma     Then, there is one thing I've noticed. [03:45] Tohru     What's that? [03:46] Elma     Miss Kobayashi has bad posture. [03:48] Tohru     What does that have to do     with her lower back hurting? [03:50] Elma     Well, humans' backs get hurt just     from sitting with bad posture. [03:56] Tohru     What?! [03:57] Takiya     It would be good to get     a different chair, too. [03:59] Tohru     Chair? [04:00] Takiya     Kobayashi-san uses the     company's office chair. [04:04] Takiya     I've been telling her she     should get a better one. [04:07] Elma     But chairs are expensive. [04:09] Tohru     They're expensive? [04:10] Tohru     Is Miss Kobayashi the type     to buy lots of things [04:13] Tohru     while trying to keep them cheap? [04:15] Takiya     Yeah, she is the type to drink     cheap liquor bit by bit. [04:19] Tohru     She could cure her back if     she just ate my tail, too! [04:24] Elma     No, she'd upset her stomach. [04:25] Tohru     Well, there's something good for     Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world, [04:30] Tohru     so I'll get it again. [04:31] Takiya     I don't think that's a good idea, is it? [04:35] Takiya     Are you familiar with the story     of eating the food of the dead? [04:39] Takiya     If you eat the meat boiled in     a pot in the land of the dead, [04:43] Takiya     you'll become a resident of that land. [04:46] Tohru     You're saying I'm doing the same thing? [04:48] Elma     A journey to the underworld, huh? [04:50] Elma     Does that make Miss Kobayashi Persephone? [04:52] Takiya     Maybe not quite Persephone, [04:55] Takiya     but she's close to Demophon, isn't she? [04:57] Tohru     Phew. [04:58] Tohru     Some things don't work out, even if     you think it's for the best, huh? [05:02] Tohru     I'll go home and revise my strategy a bit. [05:06] Tohru     Mister Takiya can pay. SIGN    Drunken Dragon's Den [05:09] Elma     Still, I didn't think you'd be so     good at guiding one's point of view. [05:14] Takiya     Well, it's just logic. [05:17] Takiya     When your emotions are heightened,     you can easily overstep. [05:21] Takiya     So, it's concerning. [05:24] Tohru     Mister Takiya was sharp. [05:27] Tohru     Honestly, that hit me a little hard. [05:31] Tohru     I don't see what's wrong     with using all your power [05:34] Tohru     to make someone precious to you happy. [05:38] Tohru     That's what I thought, [05:40] Tohru     but if Miss Kobayashi doesn't want that, [05:42] Tohru     then it's just being meddlesome. [05:45] Tohru     I've been eating the food of this     world without any concern, [05:50] Tohru     and I'm fine with that. [05:52] Tohru     But I want Miss Kobayashi     to remain in this world. [05:58] Tohru     I'm home! [05:59] Kobayashi     Welcome home. [06:02] Tohru     Oh, you're using that? [06:05] Kobayashi     This actually works pretty well. [06:08] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [06:12] Kobayashi     I'm not eating it. [06:13] Tohru     No, please rest your back against it. [06:24] Kobayashi     This one's more effective. [06:28] Tohru     Is this enough for you? [06:31] Kobayashi     Yeah, this is perfect. [06:35] Tohru     So that's all you want? [06:37] Kobayashi     That it is. [06:44] Tohru     All right. I'll do this, then. [06:49] Kobayashi     I'm feeling a lot better. [06:51] Kobayashi     Would you like me to massage you in return? [06:53] Tohru     Huh?! Uhh, my shoulders, then? [06:57] Kobayashi     Oh, because your breasts are heavy? [07:00] Kobayashi     Is it because your breasts are heavy? SIGN    Premium Seat (No Extra Charge) SIGN    Episode 11 [07:07] Kobayashi     What are you writing? [07:10] Tohru     A grimoire for perception blocking and such. [07:12] Kobayashi     Oh, that convenient magic. [07:16] Tohru     I was thinking of teaching     it to Kanna and Ilulu. [07:20] Kobayashi     You really care for your     friends, huh, Tohru. [07:22] Tohru     Oh, all that praise will get     you is my flesh and blood! [07:26] Kobayashi     Don't give me that! [07:27] Tohru     You don't need to be so     bashful, Miss Kobayashi. [07:39] Kobayashi     I knew it... [07:42] Kobayashi     Why do the lines of magic spells [07:44] Kobayashi     and the lines of code in the programming     language we developed in-house... [07:48] Exec     Resemble each other? [07:50] Kobayashi     Yes. [07:51] Exec     That's simple. [07:54] Exec     Because it was developed by us mages. [07:59] Kobayashi     Really? [08:01] Exec     Are you interested in this side of things? [08:05] Exec     If so, then you probably     want to know at this point. [08:08] Kobayashi     Know what? [08:10] Exec     Know why Tohru-sama came to our world. [08:15] Kobayashi     I'll hear that from Tohru herself. [08:17] Exec     Then, how about the     experiences of her family? [08:20] Kobayashi     Huh? SIGN    Emperor of Demise [08:32] Kobayashi     Tohru's father... [08:34] Kobayashi     It's been a while. [08:36] Kobayashi     Why are you here? [08:38] Demise     This man and I are friends. [08:41] Demise     He was telling me all about     how Tohru's been doing. [08:44] Kobayashi     That so? [08:45] Demise     If you've come to this room, [08:48] Demise     that means you're here     to ask something, right? [08:50] Kobayashi     Well, yes... [08:52] Kobayashi     But I'll hear it directly from     Tohru after this, as well. [08:57] Demise     Mhmm, [09:01] Demise     very well. [09:06] Demise     The battle was never-ending. [09:09] Demise     It was nothing more than a long battle     of us occasionally gathering forces, [09:12] Demise     clashing against them,     and wearing ourselves out. [09:17] Demise     The reason we fought was to defeat the gods [09:20] Demise     and restore the world to a     state without any conductors. [09:24] Demise     We bared our fangs because we hated     the thought of being controlled, [09:29] Demise     and we tried to seize our freedom. [09:34] Demise     At first, all dragons were     unified behind that. [09:37] Demise     But as it drew on, some changed     sides and sided with the gods, [09:42] Demise     and we saw some grow sick of the fighting     and refuse to take part on either side. [09:48] Demise     Now those are called the Harmony     Faction and the Spectator Faction [09:54] Demise     and, because of that, [09:57] Demise     we too came to be called the Chaos Faction... [10:01] Demise     those who would plunge      the world into chaos. [10:06] Demise     We would fight for several centuries, [10:09] Demise     then wait several centuries     to build up our forces. [10:12] Demise     While all of that was     happening, I had a child. [10:17] Demise     Her name was Tohru. [10:20] Demise     Her name comes from an     author from this world. [10:24] Kobayashi     You named Tohru after a     human from our world? [10:30] Demise     Indeed, I did. [10:32] Demise     And long ago this man here     used his clairvoyance [10:37] Demise     to read that book from the future     and sell it across our world. [10:42] Demise     It's what you would call plagiarism. [10:45] Exec     The copyright to an author's works     disappears with time after their death, right? [10:49] Exec     So it's not a problem if I sell it in another     world well before the book is ever written. [10:55] Exec     I can't live without funds for my research. [10:58] Kobayashi     Director... [11:01] Demise     Humans... [11:03] Demise     At the time I didn't think anything of them. [11:07] Demise     They occasionally did amusing things     or created interesting things. [11:12] Demise     That's all I thought of them. [11:16] Demise     There were some among them     who worshiped the gods, [11:17] Woman     Behold! [11:20] Demise     but they were nothing compared     to dragons as an opposing force. [11:22] Woman     Witness the grand figure     of the lord who guides us! [11:25] Demise     That's why I ignored them, [11:29] Demise     but it became a different     story when the humans [11:33] Demise     joined forces with the Harmony Faction. [11:35] Demise     Those in the Chaos Faction     began spreading the idea [11:39] Demise     that humans were an evil we should destroy. [11:43] (Flashback) Tohru     Father, Father, what kind     of creatures are humans? [11:48] (Flashback) Demise     They're nothing but evil. [11:50] (Flashback) Demise     They should be destroyed. [11:53] Demise     I thought I had to go along with the     faction lest Tohru be persecuted. [11:59] Tohru     Perish, rock! [12:00] Demise     Tohru was stuck in the framework of dragon     society from the moment she was born, [12:01] Tohru     Perish! [12:05] Demise     and I also felt I had burdened her with     the fact that she was my daughter. [12:11] Tohru     Perish! [12:13] Demise     Perhaps the part of me which thought that     was a bad thing had been influenced by humans. [12:22] Demise     So, I decided to let Tohru act freely. [12:27] Demise     I wanted her to visit all kinds of places, [12:29] Demise     interact with all kinds of things,     and develop her own ideas. [12:34] Demise     Tohru learned anything she was     interested in without bias. [12:39] Demise     I thought that she would     eventually come to question [12:42] Demise     the Chaos Faction's contempt toward humans. [12:47] Demise     But Tohru lost control. [12:50] Kobayashi     Lost control? [12:51] Demise     She stormed the gods' camp all alone. [12:58] Demise     There, she was deeply wounded and     then she escaped into this world. [13:03] Kobayashi     And that's when she met me. [13:06] Demise     Yes. [13:08] Demise     Though I was surprised, too. [13:10] Demise     I never even imagined such strong bonds     could form between humans and dragons. [13:18] Kobayashi     But why did Tohru do such a thing? [13:22] Demise     Tohru wanted to end the fighting     more than anyone else. [13:29] Demise     "If I crush the gods,     the fighting will end." [13:33] Demise     That must be what she thought. [13:40] Kobayashi     Heavy. [13:42] Kobayashi     This is damn heavy. [13:45] Demise     That's the general overview. [13:47] Demise     You'll have to ask Tohru if you want     to know her feelings in detail. [13:52] Kobayashi     Please tell me one thing. [13:54] Demise     What's that? [13:56] Kobayashi     When I met Tohru, she said     she was all alone now. [14:01] Kobayashi     What do you think she meant by that? [14:04] Demise     All alone? [14:06] Demise     Well, I can hardly surmise Tohru's feelings. [14:11] Demise     To speak from a human's point of view,      I would be a bad father. [14:14] Kobayashi     I think you're one of     the better ones, though. [14:17] Demise     Tohru's battle was not the will     of any faction, only her own. [14:22] Demise     She fought of her own volition. [14:26] Demise     Just as every dragon did     when it all first started. [14:31] Demise     Well, I should go. [14:38] Demise     I'll also say this: [14:40] Demise     I'll never approve of you two. [14:45] Kobayashi     Y-Yes. [14:48] Exec     Despite what you may think, [14:51] Exec     he's made several arrangements     with the God of this world for her. [14:54] Kobayashi     Wow. [14:55] Demise     Make sure you take proper care of     Tohru until your lifespan runs out. [15:02] Kobayashi     Oh, yes, I'll watch over her. [15:31] Kobayashi     I'm home. [15:33] Tohru     Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi. [15:36] Kobayashi     Your father came to our     company today, Tohru. [15:40] Kobayashi     I heard about what happened     before you came here from him. [15:44] Kobayashi     So, if you'd be okay with it that is, [15:49] Kobayashi     I'm curious to hear why you came here. [15:53] Kobayashi     It would be nice if you could tell me yourself,     whenever you feel like talking about it. [16:02] Kobayashi     No, you don't have to force yourself. [16:05] Kobayashi     If you don't want to talk about it,     that's fine, too. Honestly. [16:13] Tohru     You want to know? [16:15] Kobayashi     Yeah. [16:17] (Flashback) Tohru     Magic to look like a human? [16:23] Dragon     You succeeded on the first try? SIGN    Tohru [16:26] (Flashback) Dragon     You really are a genius. [16:29] (Flashback) Dragon     Your father said you should     go visit all kinds of places. [16:34] (Flashback) Dragon     Heh, does the Emperor of Demise want     his daughter to become a Spectator? [16:42] Tohru     That was how I started my journey. [16:49] Tohru     Humans were everywhere I went. [16:53] (Flashback) Tohru     People are so foolish. [16:55] (Flashback) Tohru     They're fighting today, as well. [16:57] (Flashback) Tohru     They're always fighting over     things like land or authority. [17:02] (Flashback) Tohru     Though, they do create all     kinds of interesting things. [17:06] Tohru     That was my impression as a dragon. SIGN    Kanna Kamui [17:12] Kanna     Wady Toohu. [17:14] (Flashback) Tohru     I'm Tohru... [17:15] (Flashback) Kanna     Tohu? [17:17] (Flashback) Tohru     That's close enough. [17:19] (Flashback) Tohru     But... Kanna, was it? Why do you     use magic to become human? [17:24] (Flashback) Kanna     I can do lots of detailed     things with human hands. [17:28] (Flashback) Kanna     Like pranks. [17:32] (Flashback) Tohru     The previous Kanna Kamui? [17:35] (Flashback) Tohru     What kind of pranks? [17:37] (Flashback) Kanna     Collecting bugs and surprises! [17:39] (Flashback) Tohru     That's childish. [17:46] (Flashback) Kanna     I want attention. [17:51] (Flashback) Tohru     They probably didn't have time,     with preparations for battle. [17:54] (Flashback) Tohru     Even though they usually only clash     once every few centuries, if at all. [18:00] (Flashback) Lucoa     I don't like fighting. [18:02] Tohru     You're a coward, Quetzalcoatl. SIGN    Quetzalcoatl [18:05] (Flashback) Tohru     You're so strong, but you won't     participate in any battles. [18:08] (Flashback) Lucoa     I hate fighting. [18:10] (Flashback) Lucoa     Looking in from the outside,     it's all so pointless. [18:14] (Flashback) Lucoa     Tohru, you should quit the Chaos Faction. [18:22] Tohru     I'm the daughter of the Emperor of Demise, [18:24] Tohru     the representative of the Chaos Faction. [18:27] Tohru     If his daughter ran from the faction, [18:28] Tohru     then my father's position     would be in jeopardy. [18:31] (Flashback) Fafnir     Absurd! SIGN    Fafnir [18:32] Fafnir     If you can't live your life the way you want,     then you fail as a dragon! [18:37] (Flashback) Fafnir     The fact that you were put in that     position by others must be annoying. [18:41] (Flashback) Tohru     Is that how it works? [18:42] (Flashback) Fafnir     You may be a dragon,     but you live too selflessly. [18:47] (Flashback) Fafnir     If any stand in the way of what     you want to do, kill them all. [18:50] (Flashback) Fafnir     Even if they're your parents. [18:53] (Flashback) Fafnir     That's what dragons do. [18:55] (Flashback) Tohru     That's extreme. [19:02] (Flashback) Elma     Tohru. SIGN    Elma [19:05] Elma     I can't keep going with you anymore. [19:09] Elma     It's over. [19:10] (Flashback) Tohru     Yeah. [19:11] (Flashback) Elma     Position, huh? [19:14] (Flashback) Elma     You do have a point to what you've said, [19:17] (Flashback) Elma     and maybe I have been getting     used by others, too. [19:21] (Flashback) Elma     But I don't think that's foolish. [19:25] (Flashback) Elma     Prayers are precious, [19:27] (Flashback) Elma     which is why it felt good to help humans. [19:30] (Flashback) Tohru     You got to eat your fill, too. [19:35] (Flashback) Elma     Tohru, [19:36] (Flashback) Elma     I was glad you made your own     decision to travel with me. [19:50] (Flashback) Tohru     I couldn't choose anything. [19:54] (Flashback) Tohru     I see. [19:55] Tohru     I didn't like it, [19:58] Tohru     that lack of freedom. [20:00] Tohru     I didn't want the Chaos Faction and     Harmony Faction to fight each other. [20:04] Tohru     That wasn't my will. [20:07] Tohru     It felt good having a friend     so close we could fight. [20:10] Tohru     I respect my Father, [20:13] Tohru     but the chains of being the Emperor     of Demise's daughter are in the way. [20:17] Tohru     I want to live freely. [20:19] Tohru     I want to be by myself. [20:22] Tohru     I'm a dragon. [20:24] Tohru     So, I'll fight and win it for myself. [20:27] Tohru     The factions don't matter. [20:29] Tohru     This is my personal fight. [20:31] Tohru     I'm going to wipe these guys out and     break all the chains clinging to dragons. [20:36] Tohru     I'm going to be free. [20:38] Tohru     And then... [20:39] Tohru     And then...? [20:46] Tohru     I didn't have anything. [20:49] Tohru     Once I was all alone, I found     there was nothing I wanted to do. [20:54] Tohru     Being alone, being free, was pretty scary. [21:10] Tohru     That's what it was like. [21:12] Tohru     Yet while I feared my     freedom, you took my hand, [21:16] Tohru     and gently pulled me close. [21:20] Kobayashi     I see. [21:22] Kobayashi     It's similar to how I had nothing I wanted     to do after I came to the big city. [21:26] Tohru     I know now, though. [21:28] Kobayashi     Huh? [21:30] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, [21:34] Tohru     I wanted to be a maid. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:20] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, I heard they'll be launching     fireworks at the summer festival. [23:24] Kobayashi     Yeah, they do. [23:25] Tohru     I think my breath would     be more amazing, though. [23:28] Kobayashi     That would turn it into a blood festival. [23:29] Tohru     But I hear the sights you see on     the verge of death are beautiful. SIGN    Final Episode SIGN    Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It) [23:32] Kobayashi     Why are you competing with them? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Scorpio SIGN    You'll Get Messaged By a Troll SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    Curse Them. Curse Their Predecessors Too,     And Wipe Out Their Entire Lineage! SIGN    That sounds incredibly real... Have you been trolled? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Scorpio. E12 - Life is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Kanna     Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl [00:08] Kanna     the polyglutamic acid, [00:10] Kanna     breaking it up into glutamic acid. [00:13] Ilulu     Destruction is the essence of dragons. [00:16] Ilulu     Is it ready now? [00:17] Kanna     More. [00:19] Tohru     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. [00:21] Kanna     Morning, Kobayashi. [00:23] Ilulu     Morning. [00:24] Kobayashi     Morning. [00:26] Tohru     Today I made some okra miso soup,      since it's summer. [00:29] Kobayashi     Yeah, thanks. SIGN    Oborozuka Big Festival [00:31] Ilulu     Hey, there's something called a     summer festival coming up, right? [00:34] Ilulu     Take mentioned it. [00:35] Kanna     Mm, I promised to go with Saikawa. [00:38] Ilulu     What do you do there? [00:40] Kanna     I heard they open up lots      of these things called stalls! [01:29] Kobayashi     Hey, Takiya-kun. [01:31] Takiya     Hmm? [01:32] Kobayashi     What do you do when     relationships get serious? [01:35] Takiya     Huh? Well... [01:37] Takiya     Go with the flow, I guess? [01:42] Kobayashi     I see. [01:47] Kobayashi     I see. SIGN    Oborozuka Big Festival [01:56] Kobayashi     Oh, yeah, they were talking     about that this morning. [02:00] Kobayashi     Guess I'll go with Tohru. [02:02] Kobayashi     Yukata... guess I'll buy some. [02:05] Kobayashi     I won't wear one, though. [02:09] Kobayashi     They're already decorating. [02:14] Kobayashi     Tohru? Why? [02:17] Tohru     The people from the shopping     district asked for my help. [02:20] Kobayashi     Wow. They have a lot of faith in you. [02:22] Tohru     I don't care if it's for the festival.      It's a huge bother. [02:26] Kobayashi     Really? You were smiling, though. [02:28] Tohru     Because that's the street you pass through. [02:31] Tohru     The thought of you walking under     the decorative lights I hung up... [02:35] Kobayashi     That's poetic. [02:36] Kobayashi     Are you doing anything on the day of? [02:38] Tohru     Apparently, the girls from the maid     café will have a stall there, [02:41] Tohru     so I'll probably help them out. [02:43] Kobayashi     Hmm. [02:45] Kobayashi     Lately Tohru's been doing well, hasn't she? [02:50] Kobayashi     She's taking initiative to interact     with the people in this town, [02:53] Kobayashi     she's working with them to build up trust, [02:56] Kobayashi     and she's living up to their faith. [02:58] Kobayashi     I guess that's easy enough to     do with the power of a dragon. [03:03] Kobayashi     I think those are all good changes. [03:06] Kobayashi     It's just... [03:08] Kobayashi     It just makes me think about it again. [03:11] Kobayashi     About whether or not I'm     worthy of Tohru's affection. [03:15] Kobayashi     No, I guess it's a little different. [03:18] Kobayashi     As she's started bothering me     less and less, I'm feeling a bit... [03:22] Kobayashi     lonely, I think? [03:25] Kobayashi     Well, I'll just swallow that down. SIGN    Oborozuka Big Festival [03:41] Kanna     I want this one. [03:43] Kobayashi     Yeah, it's cute. [03:45] Kanna     Yay! [03:46] Ilulu     Kobayashi! [03:47] Ilulu     How about this one? [03:49] Kobayashi     I think that'll look good on you, Ilulu. [03:51] Ilulu     I see. [03:52] Kanna     What about you?      Aren't you wearing a yukata? [03:55] Kobayashi     Hmm, no, I'm fine. [03:57] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [03:58] Tohru     Which one do you think is best? [04:00] Kobayashi     You should choose the one you like most. [04:02] Tohru     I want you to pick for me! [04:05] Kobayashi     Huh? Then... [04:07] Kobayashi     Eenie meenie miney mo, [04:10] Kobayashi     ask God in Heaven if he knows... [04:13] Kobayashi     Okay, this one. [04:17] Tohru     I'll never do what that bastard says! [04:19] Tohru     I'm getting this one! [04:20] Kobayashi     Sure. SIGN    Skewers SIGN    Candied     Apples SIGN    Salted     Beef     Tongue     Skewers SIGN    Pork     Rib     Skewers SIGN    Local     Chicken     Skewers [04:32] Kobayashi     You're excited, Elma. [04:34] Elma     I love festivals! [04:36] Kobayashi     What were festivals like in your world? [04:39] Elma     Uhh, if I recall... [04:40] Elma     There was whole roasted pig, baked chicken, [04:42] Kobayashi     She only remembers the food. [04:43] Elma     grape juice, and this and     that and the other... [04:45] Kanna     Oh, there's Lady Tohru! [04:47] Tohru     Here you go, our maid café's     special omelet rice! [04:50] Kanna     Lady Tohru! [04:53] Tohru     Ohh, you came by. [04:55] Kobayashi     Why are you dressed like a festival     leader instead of a maid? [04:59] Tohru     Huh? Maid outfits are hard     to move around in, right? [05:02] Kobayashi     You went and said it, you bastard... SIGN    Omelet Rice 400 yen [05:04] Tohru     What matters most is the heart! [05:06] Elma     Omelet rice! Give me one, too! [05:08] Tohru     Please wait in line for it. [05:10] Elma     Hmm? SIGN    End of the Line Starts Here SIGN    Beef Steak Skewers SIGN    Takoyaki [05:13] Ilulu     You're popular. [05:16] Elma     If I line up here, I might miss out     on eating the grilled corn, grilled squid, [05:18] Elma     okonomiyaki, candied apples,     and all kinds of other food! [05:22] Tohru     You're hopeless. [05:24] Tohru     I'll bring you some as a     souvenir when I get off. [05:27] Elma     Really?! [05:28] Elma     Tohru, you're such a good person! [05:29] Tohru     Is it worth crying over? [05:31] Tohru     Oh, I'll be getting off in a hour. [05:34] Kobayashi     Got it. SIGN    Oborozuka Pharmacy SIGN    Tatsuda Butchery SIGN    Oborozuka     Fishmonger [05:53] Elma     I can't get enough of the     smell of this soy sauce. [05:56] Kobayashi     Good for you. [05:57] Lucoa     Hey, hey. [05:59] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san, Shouta-kun. [06:01] Shouta     Good evening. [06:02] Lucoa     Festivals are great, aren't they? [06:05] Kobayashi     Really? [06:06] Lucoa     Yeah, though they're      a little different here. [06:09] Elma     In our original world many festivals     were held to celebrate the gods. [06:12] Kobayashi     Wow. Lately those sentiments have     been declining here in Japan. [06:16] Elma     Celebrating the gods made security     tight and dragons couldn't get close. [06:20] Lucoa     Yeah. [06:21] Lucoa     In the big country up north they     held a big festival in the spring. [06:25] Elma     Yeah, it was hard to pass through     there during that season. [06:28] Lucoa     The gods actually came down for it, too. [06:28] Kobayashi     Local talk... [06:30] Kobayashi     I can't jump in at all. [06:32] Kobayashi     It's fun to hear stories     about another world, [06:35] Kobayashi     but I feel kind of alienated. [06:37] Kobayashi     Well, I'll just swallow that down. [06:42] Saikawa     Amazing! [06:45] Saikawa     Kanna-san, your yukata's so cute! [06:49] Kanna     Your yukata's cute, too, Saikawa. [06:56] Saikawa     Kanna-san, let's come to the     festival together next year, too. [06:59] Kanna     Mmm. [07:00] Saikawa     Let's come together when we're all grown up      and even after we become grannies! [07:07] Kanna     Saikawa. [07:08] Kanna     Live a long life. [07:09] Saikawa     Huh? Yeah, I will? [07:14] Saikawa     You and I are BFFs! BFFs! SIGN    Melon Ramune [07:23] Ilulu     This is a great place. [07:25] Ilulu     Kids are smiling! [07:27] Take     You always act like a kid, [07:29] Take     but every now and then you     act way more mature than me. [07:34] Take     It won't fall down! [07:37] Ilulu     Take, I'm being tricked into being here. [07:40] Take     Tricked into it? [07:42] Ilulu     I was told I had to be an adult. [07:45] Ilulu     I thought I could never     go back to being a kid, [07:49] Ilulu     but Kobayashi enticed me. [07:51] Ilulu     She said it was okay to be a kid again. [07:55] Take     Hmm... [07:57] Take     And yet the mature version     of you is still there, too. [08:00] Ilulu     You think? [08:01] Take     Well, if that's how it is,     then I'll trick you, too. [08:04] Sign     Baby Castella [08:04] Take     I'll let you be a kid! [08:09] Take     Yeah! [08:10] Ilulu     Then... [08:11] Ilulu     I guess I'll make you an adult, Take! [08:14] Take     Wh-What are you saying?! [08:16] Ilulu     Oh, did you just look at my breasts? [08:18] Ilulu     Wow, pervert! [08:19] Take     You precocious brat! [08:21] Lucoa     Those who knew the old you would     be shocked to see you now. [08:25] Elma     You're one to talk, Lucoa. [08:28] Elma     To think a goddess would be content     with being someone's familiar. [08:32] Lucoa     I'm doing that because I want to. [08:34] Lucoa     If you're not having fun,     you're missing out. [08:36] Elma     Yeah, that's true. [08:38] Kobayashi     Shouta-kun, do you like Lucoa-san? [08:41] Shouta     Wh-What's this out of the blue?! [08:42] Kobayashi     Well... [08:43] Kobayashi     Say for example that Lucoa-san got friendly     with your friends or classmates. [08:50] Kobayashi     What would you think when you saw that? [08:57] Kobayashi     Oh, sorry. [08:58] Kobayashi     You don't need to say anything. [08:59] Kobayashi     You don't need to say anything. [09:01] Kobayashi     That's right. [09:02] Kobayashi     Of course he'd feel uncomfortable. [09:08] Elma     Where are you going? [09:10] Kobayashi     It's been an hour. [09:15] Tohru     Huh? Miss Kobayashi? [09:17] Tohru     I was just about to go look for you. SIGN    Fortune Drawing SIGN    Skewers [09:20] Kobayashi     You look good in your yukata. [09:22] Tohru     Thank you so much! [09:24] Tohru     Is everyone over there? [09:29] Kobayashi     Hey... [09:33] Kobayashi     Let's walk around, just the two of us. [09:42] Tohru     Gladly! [09:44] Tohru     What's gotten into you, Miss Kobayashi? SIGN    Special Fried Squid [09:47] Tohru     Oh, have you finally come     to understand my charms? [09:52] Kobayashi     Yeah. [09:53] Tohru     What?! [09:54] Kobayashi     You're one of the strongest dragons,     capable of fighting even the gods. [09:58] Kobayashi     But here, you're able to make friends     with anyone when you feel like it. [10:03] Kobayashi     Lately I've been thinking,     after hearing about your past. [10:07] Kobayashi     Is it really okay for me to be loved     by such an incredible person? SIGN    Goldfish Scooping [10:11] Tohru     You've been thinking about that? [10:14] Tohru     I suppose I did share a few     too many heavy stories. [10:17] Kobayashi     You're living with me like     it's perfectly natural, [10:21] Kobayashi     but the things you've had to shoulder... [10:24] Kobayashi     And yeah, you're a dragon, too, [10:27] Kobayashi     so what is this whole situation? [10:30] Kobayashi     That's been spinning in my head. [10:32] Tohru     So...? [10:35] Kobayashi     It's fine, the way things are now, [10:37] Kobayashi     as much trouble as it can be. [10:40] Tohru     Huh... SIGN    Horiuchi Butchery [10:42] Kobayashi     Well, that was my decision, [10:46] Kobayashi     but I want to know how you feel, Tohru. [10:49] Tohru     How I feel? [10:53] Tohru     I love you, Miss Kobayashi. [10:55] Tohru     Though I do feel that... [10:58] Tohru     I'm better than you, than all humans,     really, in many respects. [11:03] Tohru     Of course I am. [11:05] Tohru     I'm a dragon and I also take pride in that. [11:08] Tohru     I've been in places where     you have to risk death [11:11] Tohru     and put everything on the line     to prove your superiority. SIGN    Crepes SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Buttered Potatoes SIGN    Chocolate Bananas [11:14] Tohru     But my heart... [11:16] Tohru     When it comes to the heart,     there is no way to prove that. [11:19] Tohru     Is it better if you're     more suited to fighting? [11:21] Tohru     If you're more beautiful? [11:23] Tohru     If you're smarter? [11:25] Tohru     I was always trying to be those things. [11:28] Tohru     I was always wishing I could be those things. [11:30] Tohru     I was trying to be an adult, [11:33] Tohru     but I didn't have to try to be anything. [11:36] Tohru     It was okay to just be myself. [11:40] Tohru     You're the one who made me     realize that, Miss Kobayashi. [11:44] Kobayashi     There you go, giving me     too much credit again. [11:47] Tohru     It makes me happy that you're     so unaware of it yourself, [11:51] Tohru     because it means you're someone     who saved me just that easily. [11:56] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi. [11:58] Tohru     I love you. [12:06] Tohru     For now and forevermore. [12:37] Kobayashi     Tohru. [12:38] Tohru     Yes?! [12:40] Kobayashi     You're clingy. [12:41] Tohru     Huh?! [12:50] Takiya     Do you have any photos     of the summer festival? [12:52] Kobayashi     I do. Want to see? [13:02] Takiya     Yeah, I can tell you had fun. [13:05] Kobayashi     Right? SIGN    Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It) SIGN    Final Episode [13:14] Lucoa     Hey, want to go flower viewing? [13:22] Kobayashi     It's the middle of summer.     What are you talking about? [13:25] Lucoa     I know someone whose flesh     turns into flowers. [13:29] Lucoa     They shared some with me, but it wouldn't     be right to enjoy them all by myself. [13:34] Kobayashi     Flesh into flowers? [13:36] Tohru     Why not? [13:37] Tohru     I'll run the flower viewing     so Miss Kobayashi can enjoy it! [13:41] Kobayashi     Why are you so into this? [13:44] Tohru     Come on, what's wrong with flower viewing? [13:48] Tohru     Oh, do you need more somen broth? [13:56] Kobayashi     Wow. [13:58] Kobayashi     This is all flesh, huh? [14:00] Kobayashi     It looks just like cherry blossoms. [14:02] Lucoa     Pretty, isn't it? [14:04] Takiya     Okay, I brought the drinks, too, [14:07] Takiya     so shall we get started? [14:08] Kobayashi     Yeah. [14:11] Tohru     Then by your leave, I'll begin     the opening as the organizer. [14:14] Tohru     Thank you all for gathering here today     for Miss Kobayashi's flower viewing. [14:20] Tohru     We have several recreations prepared     for Miss Kobayashi to enjoy, [14:24] Tohru     so please lend your assistance with them. [14:26] Kobayashi     This is making me uncomfortable, so stop! [14:35] Elma     Sakura mochi's so good. [14:44] Kobayashi     This is nice. [14:46] Kobayashi     There's something much more satisfying     about drinking while enjoying nature. [14:51] Tohru     Enjoying nature? [14:54] Tohru     You make it sound like humans     are separate from nature. [14:58] Kobayashi     True. [14:59] Kobayashi     Maybe that's just what happens [15:01] Kobayashi     when we try to seek objective beauty     and share it with each other. [15:04] Kobayashi     Hmm? [15:05] Kobayashi     Huh? [15:07] Kobayashi     Now this is bad. [15:08] Kobayashi     Why did you even come? [15:09] Takiya     No, this is the real     pleasure of these events. [15:12] Fafnir     Takiya, don't get distracted! [15:14] Fafnir     We have to work together to sever its tail! [15:16] Fafnir     We're relying on you! [15:17] Kobayashi     You have incredible faith     in each other in that game. [15:21] Kobayashi     You're with them, too, Shouta-kun? [15:23] Shouta     I mean, it's only women over there,     so I feel awkward. [15:27] Kobayashi     Guess that's a good point. [15:28] Elma     What's this, boy? You're bored? [15:31] Kobayashi     Elma. [15:31] Elma     All right, I'll strip down and help. [15:40] Fafnir     What are you doing? [15:42] Elma     I heard it was common to perform     a thing or two at events like these. [15:46] Elma     After some research, I decided     this was the best one. [15:48] Takiya     You went all out for it. [15:50] Kobayashi     That's for specific old     men to do, not a woman... [15:55] Kobayashi     Or... I guess he really likes it! [15:56] Kobayashi     And Tohru... [15:59] Tohru     Pathetic! [16:00] Kobayashi     ...likes it for a different reason. [16:03] Kanna     Next time I'll do that for Saikawa! [16:05] Ilulu     I'll show it to Take, too. [16:07] Kobayashi     Please don't. [16:09] Tohru     Okay! Now everyone's getting excited! [16:12] Tohru     We're going to have a competition, [16:13] Tohru     so please draw lots to     determine the brackets. [16:16] Ilulu     Competition? [16:17] Tohru     An arm wrestling competition! [16:19] Ilulu     Did you draw the image on that box? [16:22] Kanna     You're so good, Lady Tohru! [16:24] Kobayashi     I'm not participating in that, am I? [16:26] Tohru     You'll be our judge, Miss Kobayashi! [16:28] Kobayashi     I see. [16:32] Tohru     Come on. You, too, Mr. Fafnir. [16:35] Fafnir     Tch! [16:36] Tohru     Heave, ho! [16:42] Kobayashi     Okay, first round. [16:44] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun versus Ilulu. [16:46] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun, are you doing this? [16:48] Takiya     Huh? Yeah, might as well. [16:50] Kobayashi     Whatever. [16:53] Kobayashi     Ready? Ready, Go! [17:05] Takiya     I might have broken bones. [17:07] Tohru     Oh, that's all you walked away with? [17:09] Ilulu     Will he be okay? [17:11] Kobayashi     Takiya-kun's surprisingly reckless, huh? [17:14] Kobayashi     Okay, round two is Kanna-chan versus Lucoa-san. [17:18] Kobayashi     Ready, [17:20] Kobayashi     go! [17:23] Kobayashi     Lucoa-san wins. [17:25] Kobayashi     Kanna-chan, you can't use both hands. [17:27] Kanna     Oh! [17:30] Fafnir     You doing this? [17:31] Shouta     I'm not! [17:33] Lucoa     Shouta-kun, you can do it! [17:34] Shouta      [17:59] Tohru     If I can just defeat you... [18:03] Elma     Tohru was expected, but Lucoa, huh? [18:06] Kobayashi     I thought Faf-san would make it. [18:09] Fafnir     Don't call me that. [18:10] Tohru     Maybe you got rusty from     holing up all the time? [18:13] Fafnir     Stuff it. [18:14] Lucoa     That reminds me. [18:16] Lucoa     I think this is the first time you and I     have fought one-on-one, even in a game. [18:21] Tohru     That might be how you see it. [18:24] Lucoa     Shall we take this seriously, then? [18:36] Tohru     Sh-She's strong! [18:39] Tohru     I'm going to lose! [18:42] Shouta     Tohru-san, you can do it! [18:44] Lucoa     Huh?! [18:44] Lucoa     Not me?! [18:46] Tohru     Now! [18:51] Kobayashi     Winner, Tohru! [18:53] Tohru     Yay! [18:55] Kanna     Lady Tohru! [18:57] Ilulu     Impressive. [18:58] Lucoa     Shouta, why...? [19:01] Tohru     I bribed him. [19:02] Shouta     She did. [19:03] Tohru     Here, your magic crystal. [19:05] Lucoa     No way! [19:07] Kobayashi     Best maid Tohru won! [19:10] Tohru     Yay! [19:34] Kobayashi     Whoa. [19:46] Tohru     You really do enjoy     drinking, Miss Kobayashi. [19:50] Kobayashi     You want a drink, too? [19:52] Tohru     Huh? Oh, yes, I'll have some. [20:04] Kobayashi     Good, right? [20:05] Tohru     It is good. [20:07] Kobayashi     This feels nice. [20:10] Tohru     Yes, it does. [20:12] Tohru     The sun is starting to set a little. [20:15] Kobayashi     Yeah, it is. [20:16] ---     Belly dance... [20:19] Tohru     You're back to work again tomorrow, right? [20:22] Kobayashi     Yeah, [20:25] Kobayashi     but... [20:27] Kobayashi     Well, forget about it. [20:29] Kobayashi     We don't have to worry about that now. [20:36] Tohru     Right. [20:49] Tohru     Okay, the party's in full swing!      Liquor's flowing! [20:53] Kobayashi     I've got a bad feeling... [20:55] Elma     What's up? [20:56] Tohru     Cherry blossoms are fluttering      and the perfect witnesses are all here! [21:02] Tohru     Time for today's main event! [21:04] Tohru     I'd like to hold the wedding ceremony     for me and Miss Kobayashi! [21:14] Elma     What?! [21:14] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Congratulations! [21:19] Kobayashi     What is this? [21:20] Tohru     Now, Miss Kobayashi, here's     your change of clothes. [21:24] Kobayashi     Whoa, what? What? [21:34] Tohru     Come on, Miss Kobayashi. [21:41] Tohru     Please say you love me. [21:48] Kobayashi     I... [21:49] Tohru     You? [21:51] Kobayashi     I... [21:53] Tohru     Yes! [21:55] Kobayashi     Idiot! [22:02] Tohru     Ah! Miss Kobayashi! [22:04] Elma     We can't let this tyranny stand! [22:06] Elma     Let's rescue Kobayashi! [22:09] Kanna     Lady Tohru, that's not fair! [22:11] Ilulu     I want to be bound to Kobayashi, too! [22:23] Shouta     According to this magic crystal,     this wedding ceremony will... [22:26] Lucoa     Let's give them our blessings. [22:30] Takiya     Good grief, I can't turn a blind     eye to my coworker's crisis. [22:38] Fafnir     Hmph. Good grief. [22:46] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! [22:48] Tohru     I'm a dragon, [22:49] Tohru     and I'm saying I'm willing to conduct a     ritual according to your human values! [22:54] Tohru     Though, if you're saying there's no     longer any need for such a thing, [22:57] Tohru     that also works! [23:00] Elma     What selfish nonsense are     you spouting, you idiot?! [23:25] Tohru     I won't let you get away, Miss Kobayashi! SIGN    End SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Libra SIGN    A Libra Will Definitely Make It Happen SIGN    Lucky Advice SIGN    It's pointless to hide in a shelter,     because I'll just wipe them all out. SIGN    You'll force me!? SIGN    This Week's "Who's Rotten?" SIGN    Libra. E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:23] Kanna     Chloe! [00:25] Chloe     Kanna! [00:29] Chloe     I've missed you! [00:31] Kanna     Me, too. [00:33] Chloe     Who are these ladies? [00:34] Kanna     Kobayashi. [00:36] Kanna     Lady Tohru. [00:37] Kanna     Ilulu. [00:38] Kobayashi     Hello. [00:39] Chloe     Hello. [00:41] Chloe     So you're Kobayashi? [00:44] Kobayashi     Hmm? [00:45] Ilulu     Hey, hey, let's hurry up! [00:48] Kanna     Let's go. [00:49] Chloe     Kanna, hold on! [00:52] Tohru     Hey now, running is dangerous. [00:55] Kanna     Okay. [02:29] Ilulu     Where did you come from? [02:31] Chloe     Minnesota in America. [02:33] Ilulu     Minnesota? What's that? Is it tasty? [02:36] Kanna     So cliche. [02:39] Kobayashi     Hey, Tohru. [02:40] Tohru     What is it, Miss Kobayashi? [02:42] Kobayashi     How is Chloe speaking fluent Japanese? [02:46] Tohru     Oh, I cast a spell on her. [02:49] Kobayashi     I knew it. [02:50] Kobayashi     Well, whatever. [02:51] Kobayashi     So, where is this heading now? [02:54] Tohru     Akihabara. [02:56] Kobayashi     Akiba? [02:57] Tohru     Yes. [02:58] Tohru     I prepared a perfect hospitality plan,      just as you requested! [03:03] Kobayashi     Oh? [03:10] Ilulu     Look! [03:11] Ilulu     We're racing over the ocean! [03:13] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Akihabara Radio Hall [03:23] Takiya     Yo. Hello. [03:24] Fafnir     Hmph. [03:25] Tohru     I called in experts on this district. [03:27] Kobayashi     Already passing it all off onto others? [03:29] Takiya     Man, I was happy to accept     a request from Tohru-chan! [03:34] Kobayashi     Thank you, too, Faf-san. [03:36] Fafnir     Don't call me Faf-san. [03:37] Chloe     Who are those people? [03:39] Kanna     Kobayashi's friends. [03:41] Chloe     Wow. Does she have a lot of friends? [03:44] Kanna     Lots. [03:46] Chloe     Wow. SIGN    Miss SIGN    Center [03:51] Chloe     This is a VR game, right? [03:53] Chloe     I've wanted to try one of these! [03:54] Fafnir     What are you just standing there for? [03:56] Fafnir     Prepare for battle. [03:57] Ilulu     What is this? [03:59] Ilulu     Whoa! What's this?! [04:02] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! The whole scenery changed! [04:17] Chloe     It feels real! [04:19] Chloe     This is incredible! [04:22] Ilulu     This is fun! [04:24] Kanna     Pleasing. [04:26] Fafnir     Here they come! [04:34] Fafnir     Hmph. [04:34] Fafnir     Get him before he takes you down! [04:39] Tohru     No tricks needed! [04:43] Fafnir     A small one's coming your way! [04:45] Tohru     What is with this weak weapon?! [04:48] Tohru     It's irritating me! [04:49] Kanna     They got me! [04:52] Chloe     How dare you do that to Kanna! [04:53] Ilulu     We'll avenge you! [04:55] Kobayashi     It's quite surreal watching from outside. [04:57] Takiya     I'm glad they're all enjoying themselves. SIGN    Ko SIGN    Akihabara Gacchapon [05:04] Kobayashi     Incredible. [05:06] Takiya     I thought this might be     more fun for the children. [05:09] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi! [05:11] Tohru     What is this?! SIGN    Everyone Was a Dragon... 3 [05:14] Tohru     All of them dressing like humans! [05:16] Tohru     Have they no pride as dragons?! [05:20] Kobayashi     You're one to talk. [05:23] Kobayashi     What's that? [05:24] Ilulu     Figured I'd give one to Take. SIGN    Breast Cleavage [05:27] Kobayashi     That directly targets their libido. SIGN    Small Breasts [05:32] Kobayashi     What?! You have a problem with that?! SIGN    Ninja Tool     Accessories [05:38] Chloe     Kanna! This looks fun! [05:43] Chloe     What's that? SIGN    Deep-Fried Bugs [05:45] Kanna     It looks yummy. [05:46] Chloe     Huh?! SIGN    ba [05:49] Elma     You're late. Jeez. [05:51] Kobayashi     Huh? It's Elma. [05:53] Tohru     Well, I didn't like asking for her help, [05:56] Tohru     but when it comes to food, Elma's the one. [05:58] Tohru     Not that I like it. [06:00] Elma     That's quite the statement     after asking for a favor. [06:03] Tohru     Listen closely, Miss Chloe. [06:04] Tohru     This woman is a shame upon     Japan... no, upon the world! [06:08] Elma     Who are you calling the     world's biggest glutton?! [06:11] Tohru     No one even said that at all! [06:14] Elma     What?! [06:15] Tohru     You want to fight?! [06:16] Chloe     So this is a Japanese couple! [06:20] Both     No, we're not! [06:21] Chloe     I'm sorry! [06:23] Tohru     Come on, hurry up and show us the way! [06:27] Elma     I don't need you to tell me that! [06:29] Tohru     Don't go disappointing us! [06:31] Elma     I'll surprise you all! [06:33] Chloe     They're just not honest      with each other. [06:35] Kobayashi     Isn't that the truth. SIGN    ya SIGN    Fruit Parlor Momomo [06:37] Elma     Here it is, here! [06:39] Kobayashi     Wow, and where are we? [06:40] Elma     It's the cotton candy shop     everyone's talking about! [06:42] Elma     It's really popular! [06:44] Tohru     You just wanted to come here yourself. [06:46] Elma     Grk! [06:47] Elma     Well, I can't deny that, [06:50] Elma     but more importantly— [06:54] Three     Whoa. [06:57] Three     I want to eat that, too! [06:59] Kobayashi     All right, all right. [07:05] Elma     So fluffy! [07:08] Three     So fluffy! [07:09] Chloe     It's so delicious! [07:11] Chloe     How would you express this in Japanese? SIGN    That's wicked. SIGN    That's wicked. [07:17] Chloe     That's wicket? SIGN    shi [07:23] Ilulu     That's wicked. [07:24] Both     That's wicked. [07:24] Both     That's wicket. SIGN    's [07:27] Chloe     That's wicket. [07:29] Both     That's wicked. SIGN    Dr [07:30] Chloe     Let's go there next! [07:32] Chloe     It's cute! [07:33] Kanna     It's cute. [07:34] Elma     Let's go, then! [07:35] Kids     Yeah! [07:38] Tohru     Even Elma's joined in with them. [07:40] Tohru     She's just like a child. [07:41] Kobayashi     What's wrong with her being excited? [07:43] Kobayashi     She seems to be having fun. [07:46] Kobayashi     What's that creepy laugh for? [07:49] Tohru     We're like a family on the weekend! [07:53] Kobayashi     You're heavy. [07:56] Kobayashi     Well, it's getting late.     Shall we head home? [07:59] Three     Ehh? [08:01] Kanna     I want to play more. [08:02] Tohru     Come on, don't make trouble     for Miss Kobayashi. [08:06] Elma     Wh-Why don't we come     here again tomorrow? [08:09] Elma     There are still some shops I'd     love to g— introduce you to! [08:13] Tohru     We've enjoyed plenty. [08:15] Tohru     Thank you very much. [08:17] Tohru     Please have fun by yourself tomorrow. [08:20] Elma     It tastes better when you     enjoy it with everyone! [08:22] Tohru     Are you trying to turn     Miss Chloe into a pig?! [08:25] Elma     What's that?! [08:26] Tohru     Don't give me that! [08:27] Ilulu     There they go again. [08:29] Kobayashi     Yes, yes, we're leaving now. [08:32] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, please wait for me! [08:35] Elma     F-Fine then, I'll let you go this time! [08:38] Chloe     Wow. She sure knows how      to handle them, huh? [08:42] Kanna     Kobayashi's top dog. [08:44] Ilulu     Hey, hey, Kobayashi, [08:46] Ilulu     what are we doing tomorrow? [08:48] Kobayashi     Hmm. [08:50] Kobayashi     Is there anywhere you'd     like to go, Chloe-chan? [08:55] Chloe     Going out somewhere is nice, [08:59] Chloe     but I also want to know what      Kanna's ordinary day is like! [09:02] Kanna     Hmm? SIGN    Extra Episode SIGN    Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon) [09:11] Saikawa     Kanna-shwan! [09:15] Saikawa     Hmm? [09:19] Chloe     Huh? [09:21] Saikawa     Who is that woman?! [09:24] Kanna     Chloe. A friend. [09:26] Chloe     Well, that's true. [09:28] Chloe     You could even call us partners. [09:32] Saikawa     I-I'm Kanna-san's number one friend! [09:36] Saikawa     Her best friend! Her BFF! [09:39] Saikawa     What is your relationship with her? [09:41] Chloe     We met in New York. [09:43] Saikawa     New York?! [09:44] Saikawa     When did she get a local wife? SIGN    Local wife? [09:47] Chloe     And who might you be? [09:50] Kanna     Saikawa. A friend. [09:53] Chloe     Oh, so you're Saikawa. [09:56] Chloe     I've heard about you. [10:00] Chloe     I'm Chloe. [10:02] Chloe     If you're okay with it, let's be friends! [10:04] Saikawa     Huh? [10:06] Saikawa     What is this feeling of closeness? [10:09] Saikawa     But... [10:10] Saikawa     But, but when I look closely,     this girl is super cute! [10:15] Saikawa     She's a good girl, too! [10:18] Saikawa     W-Well, I guess we can play together. [10:21] Chloe     Really?! I'm so happy! [10:26] Kanna     Good friends! [10:29] Kobayashi     Simplegon. [10:30] Tohru     She's not a dragon, though. SIGN    a [10:34] Kanna     Be careful, Chloe. [10:35] Kanna     If you fall, it's a penalty game. [10:39] Saikawa     You're good at this. [10:40] Chloe     I like running around! [10:44] Saikawa     It's too early to relax, though! [10:50] Saikawa     I'm up next. [10:56] Saikawa     Okay. You're up next, Chloe-san. [11:11] Saikawa     You're not bad! [11:12] Chloe     Of course! [11:15] Chloe     What's wrong? [11:17] Kanna     There's no more path. [11:19] Chloe     Does that mean it's over? [11:24] Kanna     Manholes are okay! [11:26] Chloe     Really? [11:27] Saikawa     There. [11:29] Chloe     Hah! [11:33] Chloe     I'm falling! [11:34] Kanna     Come closer. [11:40] Saikawa     I-I'm sorry! [11:44] Kanna     Chloe, penalty game. [11:46] Chloe     Eh?! [11:51] Chloe     What is this?! [11:54] Chloe     Why, you...! SIGN    go [12:00] Saikawa     This is the school we attend. SIGN    Pool Open [12:03] Saikawa     We go in through here, [12:05] Saikawa     and then we have class here. [12:09] Kanna     This is my seat. [12:10] Chloe     Wow, so this where you spend your days? [12:16] Chloe     Wow! There really is a pool at your school! [12:20] Saikawa     Come on, let's go. [12:22] Chloe     Yeah! SIGN    Kobayashi [12:28] Kanna     Pool! SIGN    Saikawa [12:32] Kanna     Saikawa. [12:33] Kanna     Where's Chloe? [12:36] Saikawa     I wonder if she's late because she had     to borrow a swimsuit from the teacher. [12:47] Hachisuka     Wow! It's a blondie! SIGN    Hachisuka SIGN    Kuroda [12:49] Kuroda     Black ships landing! SIGN    Kuramoto [12:51] Kuramoto     I can hear this going viral! [12:54] Chloe     Sorry for the wait. [12:54] Hachisuka     A blonde rich girl! [12:56] Chloe     Does it look weird? [12:58] Saikawa     Hey, boys! You're being annoying! [13:00] Saikawa     You give her any weird looks     and I'll kill you, got it?! [13:02] Hachisuka     We weren't doing that. [13:04] Saikawa     Liar! You were just leering at her! [13:06] Hachisuka     Why, you...! We weren't! [13:07] Kanna     Chloe, let's swim. [13:09] ---     Huh? As if! [13:11] Choe     Actually, I can't swim very well. [13:16] Kanna     That's fine. [13:18] Kanna     We'll teach you. [13:57] Chloe     That was so fun! [14:00] Chloe     Huh? Where's Saikawa? [14:02] Kanna     Bathroom. [14:03] Chloe     I see. [14:06] Chloe     Kanna, I have a good idea. [14:16] Chloe     Well? Does it look good on us? [14:19] Saikawa     So jealoutrageous! [14:20] Chloe     Let's go like this today! SIGN    n [14:24] Saikawa     This is my home. [14:26] Saikawa     Now, what should we play? [14:30] Saikawa     Oh, how about this? [14:32] Chloe     I'm great at this game! [14:34] Chloe     I don't lose, even to my Papa! [14:37] Kanna     I won't lose! [14:39] Voice     First player. Right hand, blue. [14:41] Chloe     Okay. [14:42] Voice     Second player. Left leg, black. [14:46] Chloe     Kanna, can you raise your     hips a little more? [14:50] Chloe     Just a little more. [14:52] Kanna     Got it. SIGN    Ma SIGN    Oboro Shop SIGN    Candy Games [14:56] Kanna     Good afternoon. [14:57] Chloe     Hi, Ilulu! We came to play. [15:00] Ilulu     Oh, I was waiting for you. [15:02] Taketo     Friends of yours? [15:03] Ilulu     She's been staying with us since yesterday. [15:06] Chloe     I'm Chloe. I'm from Minnesota. [15:09] Chloe     Nice to meet you. [15:10] Kanna     Chloe, over here. [15:13] Taketo     M-Minnesota? You mean America? [15:16] Taketo     Wait, isn't her Japanese really good? [15:19] Ilulu     That's true. [15:20] Kanna     This. And this, too. [15:23] Chloe     They're all things I've never seen before. [15:26] Chloe     What kind of candy is that? SIGN    Super Sour Peach [15:28] Saikawa     Every one out of three is     a dud that's verrrry sour! [15:32] Chloe     So it's Russian Roulette! [15:34] Chloe     Sounds fun! SIGN    Fluffy, Crack! SIGN    Cotton Bang! [15:36] Chloe     Then what's this? [15:37] Kanna     It's fluffy like a cloud and sweet. [15:40] Kanna     Or so you think, until it explodes. [15:42] Chloe     Explodes?! [15:44] Chloe     And what's that? [15:45] Kanna     That's a good one. [15:46] Saikawa     There's a good one over here, too! [15:47] Ilulu     Friends really are great, aren't they? [15:49] Taketo     What do you mean? You have friends, too. [15:54] Ilulu     All the more reason I was once again     thinking about how nice they are. [16:04] Chloe     That man likes Ilulu, doesn't he? [16:06] Taketo     Dummy! I do not! [16:09] Ilulu     That's not it. [16:11] Ilulu     Take likes my boobs. [16:14] Taketo     I told you, that's not it! SIGN    id SIGN    Hand-Held SIGN    Fireworks [16:21] Kanna     Kobayashi, done yet? [16:23] Kobayashi     Not yet. Go ahead and wait on the roof. [16:27] Kanna     Okay! [16:29] Kanna     Fireworks, fireworks! [16:31] Tohru     Ah, Kanna, could you take     this food up with you, too? [16:35] Kanna     Roger! [16:39] Kobayashi     Could you raise your arms? [16:41] Chloe     Like this? [16:44] Kobayashi     There. [16:47] Chloe     Hey, Kobayashi? [16:49] Kobayashi     What? [16:50] Chloe     Kobayashi, do you know     that Kanna's a dragon? [16:55] Kobayashi     Yeah, I know. [16:59] Chloe     Are you a dragon, too? [17:02] Kobayashi     No, no, just a normal human. [17:05] Chloe     Then... you're not family? [17:07] Chloe     Why are you living with Kanna? [17:10] Kobayashi     Hmm. It's just how things     turned out, I guess? [17:13] Chloe     What's it like living with a dragon? [17:16] Kobayashi     Hmm, I guess it's like taking care     of someone here on a home-stay? [17:20] Chloe     Home-stay? [17:21] Kobayashi     In that sense, it's similar     to looking after you, Chloe. [17:25] Chloe     Huh? [17:25] Chloe     Then am I dragon, too? [17:28] Kobayashi     Maybe so. [17:30] Kobayashi     There, all done. [17:33] Chloe     It's lovely! [17:35] Kobayashi     Shall we go? [17:36] Chloe     Yeah! [17:41] Kanna     Give me a light, too. [17:44] Chloe     Of course! [17:46] Kanna     Oh! [17:47] Saikawa     Chloe-san, me, too! Me, too! [17:50] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, everything's ready. [17:53] Kobayashi     Thanks. [17:54] Kobayashi     Everyone else should be here soon, I think. [17:58] Elma     Thanks for inviting us over! [18:00] Kobayashi     Welcome! [18:01] Takiya     Kobayashi-san, here. Beer. [18:04] Kobayashi     Oh! [18:05] Ilulu     Take, I want to do some fireworks, too! [18:08] Tohru     Miss Lucoa, good evening. [18:10] Lucoa     Mmm, thanks for inviting us. [18:13] Tohru     You, too, Shouta. [18:14] Shouta     Thanks for having me. [18:15] Elma     I came as well, you know. [18:17] Tohru     Ahh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and sit somewhere. [18:20] Elma     Hey! Why the different treatment?! [18:23] Kobayashi     Yes, yes. [18:25] Kobayashi     Okay, shall we get started, then? [18:27] All     Yeah! SIGN    Beauty of Style Maid England Class SIGN    Victorian Era Cute SIGN    Middle Class      Maid-Style Moe SIGN    Ladies' Maids SIGN    Work Classic [19:04] Saikawa     Kanna-san won, then. [19:06] Kanna     V! Ah. [19:10] Saikawa     I'll go get new fireworks! [19:16] Chloe     Hey, Kanna, are there     other dragons here, too? [19:20] Kanna     Over there. [19:24] Chloe     Eh? Really?! [19:25] Kanna     Yeah. [19:26] Kanna     But Kobayashi is different. [19:39] Kanna     Chloe, did you have fun? [19:42] Chloe     Yes, it was the best two days ever! [19:45] Chloe     They're all great friends. [19:47] Kanna     Mhmm. I love them all. [19:52] Chloe     Kobayashi is incredible, isn't she? [19:55] Chloe     There are so many dragons around her. [19:58] Kanna     Yeah. [19:59] Kanna     Kobayashi's go go dragons. [20:02] Chloe     Go go? [20:03] Kanna     Yeah, go go dragons. [20:09] Kanna     Good night. [20:13] Chloe     Good night. [20:28] Saikawa     You have— You have to come     back to play again, okay? [20:35] Chloe     Of course. [20:37] Kanna     Here. [20:38] Chloe     What's this? [20:40] Kanna     A pair. [20:47] Chloe     Kobayashi, I had fun. [20:50] Chloe     Thank you. [20:51] Kobayashi     Yeah. We had fun, too. [20:54] Chloe     Next time I run away      from home, I'll come here. [20:57] Kobayashi     Well, that would be complicated. [21:02] Chloe     Well, I'm going now, okay? [21:09] Chloe     See you again! [21:22] Kobayashi     Chloe-chan is similar to you, Tohru. [21:26] Tohru     Huh? How so? [21:29] Kobayashi     The way she gets perplexed by     the differences in culture, [21:33] Kobayashi     and the way she works hard to try     and learn more about others, I think? [21:39] Tohru     Then that girl's a dragon, too. [21:43] Kobayashi     I told her the same thing. [21:50] Chloe     Hey, hey, when I spoke to Papa about Japan, [21:54] Chloe     he said he wanted to visit, too! [21:56] Kanna     Oh! [21:58] Saikawa     When are you coming next? [21:59] Saikawa     We'll welcome you anytime! [22:01] Kanna     I want to play more next time! [22:03] Chloe     Of course! [22:04] Chloe     Next time I'll come visit for a whole month! [22:07] Kobayashi     Those girls. Season 3 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Short Animation Series E1 - Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Sunday SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Phone     Mini Dragon! [00:28] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi's so cute! [00:31] Tohru     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. [00:33] Kobayashi     Morning, Tohru. [00:35] Tohru     Here. SIGN    Work Starts At 9:00 [00:43] Kobayashi     Why didn't you wake me up?! [00:45] Tohru     Because! [00:46] Tohru     I could just watch my beloved     Miss Kobayashi sleep forever! [00:52] Kobayashi     Good grief, save the     nonsense for your sleep! [00:54] Kobayashi     Ah, jeez, I'm totally late. [00:58] Kobayashi     Tch. So that's what you      wanted from the start. [01:00] Tohru     Please leave everything to your maid! [01:09] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, are you     comfortable up there? [01:12] Kobayashi     It's not bad, [01:14] Kobayashi     but wake me up on time in the morning. [01:16] Tohru     Eh? SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday) E2 - Relaxation (What is comfort...?) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    - [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Sunday SIGN    Mini Dragon! SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:24] Kanna     Kobayashi's late! [00:26] Tohru     You're right. [00:27] Tohru     She said she's been busy with     her death march lately, but... [00:31] Tohru     I know! [00:36] Kobayashi     I'm home. [00:37] Both     Welcome home. [00:40] Kobayashi     What's this?! You're Victorian maids! [00:42] Tohru     Starting today, we'll provide you comfort     to ease your weariness, Miss Kobayashi. [00:46] Kanna     Comfort. [00:55] Kobayashi     I'm home. [00:56] Tohru     Coming! [00:57] Tohru     Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi! [01:00] Kanna     Would you like dinner? [01:01] Kanna     Or a bath? [01:03] Kobayashi     Attendants from the Taisho era, huh? [01:06] Kobayashi     Nice. [01:09] Kobayashi     I'm home. [01:11] Tohru     Today we're your harem! [01:13] Kanna     Come on, Kobayashi. [01:15] Kobayashi     Wait, I'm a woman, though... [01:19] Kobayashi     I'm home. [01:22] Tohru     It's forest therapy! [01:24] Kanna     Phytoncide! [01:26] Kobayashi     Yeah, this isn't comforting. [01:28] Kobayashi     Put it back. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 2 SIGN    Relaxation (What is comfort...?) E3 - Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Sunday SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:25] Kanna     I want to bask in the sun outside! [00:29] Tohru     That sounds nice. [00:31] Tohru     Will you join us, too, Miss Kobayashi? [00:33] Kobayashi     Hmm? [00:34] Kobayashi     I guess I don't care where I am,     as long as I can sleep. [00:41] Kanna     Oh! [00:42] Tohru     The sunshine is perfect here! [00:44] Kobayashi     No, it's too hot. [00:46] Kobayashi     And too dry. [00:50] Tohru     How about here? It's plenty wet enough. [00:53] Kobayashi     No, I'm soaked. [00:54] Kobayashi     And it's too loud. SIGN    Kanna: Oh! SIGN    Tohru: How about here? It's very quiet. SIGN    Kobayashi: No, there's no air. SIGN    Kobayashi: Seriously, I'll die here. [01:14] Kobayashi     Home is just the best spot! [01:16] Tohru     Jeez, you're such a homebody. [01:19] Kanna     Lady Tohru, you're too extreme. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 3 SIGN    Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There) E4 - Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Sunday SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:19] Teacher     Today we're doing sketches. [00:21] Teacher     Please draw a picture of scenery     that looks good to you. [00:24] Class     Okay! [00:31] Kuramoto     I don't think your drawing counts     as scenery, Saikawa-san. [00:35] Saikawa     Anywhere Kanna-san is     becomes lovely scenery! [00:38] Kanna     Oh! [00:39] Teacher     Today we're working with clay. SIGN    Clay [00:41] Teacher     Please mold it into something you love. [00:44] Class     Okay! [00:49] Kuramoto     Figures, Saikawa-san. [00:51] Saikawa     Naturally! [00:53] Kanna     Oh! [00:54] Teacher     Today we'll be drawing self-portraits. SIGN    Self-Portraits [00:57] Class     Okay! [01:03] Kuramoto     You made something normal this time. [01:06] Saikawa     How naive! Look into the eyes! [01:08] Kuramoto     Huh? [01:11] Kuramoto     Oh! [01:13] Kuramoto     Impressive, Saikawa-san! [01:15] Kuramoto     You never stray. [01:16] Saikawa     That's right! [01:17] Kanna     Oh! SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 4 SIGN    Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye) E5 - State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Bucket     Mini Dragon! [00:26] Fafnir     Takiya, what's going on? [00:28] Takiya     It's a blackout. [00:29] Takiya     Faf-kun, log out and shut down right now! [00:34] Takiya     Oh, that's impressive. [00:36] Fafnir     Takiya. [00:37] Fafnir     When will this "blackout" or whatever end? [00:39] Takiya     Who knows? [00:40] Takiya     Looks like everyone in the area got hit. [00:43] Takiya     We'll just have to wait and see. [00:46] Takiya     Now, now. [00:47] Takiya     So, meanwhile, how shall      we kill some time? [00:55] Fafnir     Strawberry. SIGN    Raspberry [00:58] Fafnir     Tch. [01:03] Takiya     Pineapple. SIGN    Pineapple [01:05] Takiya     I got it right! [01:07] Takiya     That makes us even now! [01:09] Fafnir     Hmph! Don't get cocky. [01:11] Takiya     Time to make my comeback! [01:13] Fafnir     I won't let you! [01:14] Fafnir     I'll beat you back! SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 5 SIGN    State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply) E6 - True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Cup     Mini Dragon! SIGN    Dragon People SIGN    Dining & Bar SIGN    Karaoke SIGN    Reserved Table SIGN    Guild Member Meet-up [00:23] Hades7     Hello! [00:24] Hades7     I'm Hades 7! [00:25] Ebony Holy Knight     H-Hello. [00:27] Ebony Holy Knight     I-I'm Ebony Holy Knight. [00:30] Crystalite     Hey, hey! [00:31] Crystalite     I'm Crystalite! [00:34] Nayuta     Umm, I'm Nayuta. [00:37] Nayuta     I'm sorry. [00:38] ChronosT     Nice to meet you! [00:39] ChronosT     I'm ChronosT! [00:42] Hades7     Come on, come on, introduce yourself! [00:50] Fafnir     I'm Ooyama. [00:51] All     I knew it! [00:52] All     You're incredible, Ooyama-san! [00:54] All     Just as I pictured you! [00:55] Crystalite     Seriously. [00:56] Crystalite     I'm here calling myself Crystalite     when I look like this, too. [01:05] Fafnir     Takiya! [01:06] Fafnir     Humans can't be trusted! [01:08] Takiya     Faf-kun, you're pretending to be     something else, too, you know. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 6 SIGN    True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It) E7 - Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Cup     Mini Dragon! [00:19] Character     3-3-7 beat! [00:21] Character     3-3-7 beat! [00:23] Character     Go! [00:24] Character     Pipipi! Pipipi! Pipipipipipipi! [00:30] Character     4-4-8 beat! [00:32] Character     4-4-8 beat! [00:35] Character     Go! [00:35] Character     Pipipipi! Pipipipi! Pipipipipipipi! SIGN    Touzainanboku (East, West, South, and North) [00:40] Woman     How do you read this? [00:41] Character     Touzainanboku!     (East, West, South, and North) [00:43] Woman     Correct! [00:45] Woman     Next one's this. SIGN    Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei [00:46] Woman     How do you read this? [00:47] Character     Tounansaihoku? [00:49] Woman     Bzz, bzz. [00:51] Character     Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei! [00:52] WeatherAnnouncer     It's time for the national weather. [00:54] WeatherAnnouncer     Today high pressure systems are covering     a broad portion of the islands, [00:55] Both     Thank you for the meal. [00:57] WeatherAnnouncer     so we predict clear skies nationwide. [00:59] WeatherAnnouncer     The temperature is normal     for this time of year, [01:01] Tohru     Kanna, I'm turning the TV off. [01:02] WeatherAnnouncer     so it should be a mild, enjoyable day. [01:04] Kanna     No! [01:05] Tohru     Please eat your food, then! [01:09] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi, please say     something to her, too! [01:12] Kobayashi     Hmm, but I'd be sad to lose a reason     to poke Kanna-chan's cheeks. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 7 SIGN    Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥) E8 - Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Cup     Mini Dragon! [00:27] Kobayashi     Noon, huh? [00:28] Kobayashi     Lately your stomach's     been the alarm for noon. [00:31] Kobayashi     Are you eating a proper breakfast? [00:33] Elma     I don't have the money. [00:35] Kobayashi     Because you always eat too much. [00:36] Elma     I just have to hold out     one more day for payday! [00:39] Kobayashi     Good grief. SIGN    Rice Crackers [00:40] Kobayashi     Here, some rice crackers. [00:42] Elma     Oh! Thank you, Miss Kobayashi! [00:46] Elma     So good! [00:52] Kobayashi     Three o'clock, huh? SIGN    Liquor Manju [00:53] Takiya     Here. It was shared with me, though. [00:55] Elma     Oh, thank you! [00:59] Elma     So good! [01:04] Kobayashi     Eight o'clock, huh? [01:05] Employee     Want to eat this, Elma-chan? [01:08] Employee     It's always tough before payday, isn't it? [01:10] Yamashita     This is all I've got. [01:12] Elma     Thank you, everyone! [01:13] Kobayashi     She's well loved. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 8 SIGN    Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense) E9 - Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:23] Kobayashi     There. All finished, miss. [00:26] Kobayashi     Yes, you look cute. [00:33] Kanna     Thank you, Kobayashi! [00:35] Kobayashi     You're welcome. [00:37] Kanna     I'll return the favor! [00:38] Kobayashi     Return the favor? [00:42] Kanna     How would you like it, ma'am? [00:45] Kobayashi     Just give me the usual. [00:47] Kanna     That's boring. [00:49] Kobayashi     I'll leave it up to you, then. [00:50] Kanna     Okay. [00:55] Kanna     It's done. [00:56] Kanna     You're cute, Kobayashi. [00:59] Kobayashi     I think you made me a little too cute. [01:02] Kobayashi     Sorry, can I have something different? [01:03] Kanna     Okay. [01:08] Kanna     It's done. [01:09] Kanna     This is cute, too. [01:12] Kobayashi     This is also a little... [01:14] Kanna     Okay. [01:22] Kanna     It's done. [01:23] Kanna     Now you match Lady Tohru. [01:25] Kanna     It looks good. [01:26] Kanna     You're cute, Kobayashi. [01:28] Kobayashi     This only looks good on Tohru. [01:30] Kobayashi     I'll take a different— [01:32] Kanna     No! [01:33] Kanna     Leave it like that for today. [01:35] Kobayashi     But... [01:36] Kanna     No. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 9 SIGN    Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi) E10 - Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     ED [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:19] Tohru     Okay. SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?" [00:21] Tohru     Let's begin "The First Seminar     on How to Behave in Human Society." [00:24] Tohru     "What do I do in this situation?" SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?" [00:27] Kobayashi     Put this somewhere else. SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?" [00:28] Tohru     Case Study 1. [00:30] Tohru     There's an apple that's     fallen on the ground. SIGN    Kanna [00:32] Tohru     What do you do? [00:34] Elma     Eat it! [00:36] Elma     Huh?! [00:37] Kanna     Pick it up and take it to a police box. [00:40] Elma     You're not supposed to eat it?! SIGN    Kanna [00:43] Tohru     Case Study 2. [00:45] Tohru     If you encounter someone running     scams in the city, what do you do? [00:47] Lucoa     Listen to their offer! SIGN    Kanna [00:51] Kanna     Turn them down. SIGN    Kanna [00:53] Lucoa     Huh? But psychological warfare is so fun! SIGN    Kanna [00:57] Tohru     Case Study 3. [00:59] Tohru     You ordered one thing, but something     different is given to you. [01:01] Tohru     What do you do? [01:03] Fafnir     File a complaint with the managers. [01:05] Kanna     Say something to the staff. [01:08] Fafnir     That's naive! [01:09] Fafnir     It might be a fatal bug! [01:11] Fafnir     They'll need to run maintenance. [01:13] Tohru     Come on, everyone. [01:15] Tohru     You're all terrible at this. [01:17] Elma     And what about you, then? [01:19] Tohru     Huh? [01:19] CG Character     Pot, kettle, black. [01:20] Tohru     I'm perfect. What about me? [01:20] CG Character     Pot, kettle, black. [01:21] CG Character     Pot, kettle, black. [01:22] CG Character     Pot, kettle, black. [01:22] Kobayashi     How so? [01:23] CG Character     Pot, kettle, black. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 10 SIGN    Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult) E11 - Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:22] Lucoa     Huh? [00:23] Saikawa     Hello. [00:24] Lucoa     Good afternoon. [00:25] Lucoa     Did you come to visit Kanna? [00:26] Saikawa     Yes. [00:35] Lucoa     You know, [00:36] Lucoa     I wonder what elementary     school boys are thinking. [00:39] Saikawa     Elementary school boys are dumb! Just dumb! [00:42] Lucoa     They are? [00:43] Saikawa     Yeah, they're all dumb! [00:44] Lucoa     That so? [00:46] Saikawa     It is! [00:47] Saikawa     They get dirty all the time,     horse around, and get into fights! [00:49] Lucoa     Wow. [00:50] Saikawa     Just the other day, they caused a huge fuss     over who should eat the extra bananas at lunch. [00:55] Saikawa     They were so annoying [00:57] Saikawa     that I went and ate them myself     while they were arguing! [01:01] Saikawa     Serves them right! [01:02] Lucoa     Bananas? [01:04] Lucoa     Do boys love bananas that much? [01:07] Saikawa     They do! [01:08] Saikawa     Elementary school boys are practically apes! [01:10] Saikawa     That's why they love bananas! [01:11] Lucoa     Got it, bananas. [01:15] Tohru     Coming. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 11 SIGN    Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing) E12 - Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:19] Tohru     Miss Kobayashi! SIGN    Popular Recipes Revealed! [00:20] PosterRight     Waste     no leftovers SIGN    in 150 bento recipes packed with love! SIGN    One Year's Worth Of SIGN    Wifely Love-Filled Bento SIGN    Easy Recipes SIGN    Complete Nutritional Balance! [00:20] Tohru     Please let me make a wifely     love-filled bento! [00:23] Kobayashi     No tail meat. [00:25] Tohru     Ehh? [00:32] Takiya     Kobayashi-san, is that a bento? [00:33] Takiya     That's unusual. [00:34] Kobayashi     Tohru made it, but... [00:37] Elma     Oh? Tohru did? SIGN    It's fake tail meat made with tofu. SIGN    Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss. SIGN    It's fake tail meat made with tofu. SIGN    Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss. [00:48] Kobayashi     Cheeky dragon... [00:52] Kobayashi     No fake tail meat, either. [00:54] Tohru     Ehh?! SIGN    Day After [00:58] Kobayashi     Intense! [00:59] Kobayashi     That's hard to eat. SIGN    Day After That [01:05] Kobayashi     How did she fit all that in there? [01:07] Kobayashi     It was too much. SIGN    Next Day After That [01:19] Kobyashi     Now this is it. [01:23] Kobyashi     Yeah, it's good. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Episode 12 SIGN    Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be) E13 - Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration     Short Anime Theater Series SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:24] Kobayashi     Morning. [00:26] Tohru     Good morning, Miss Kobayashi. [00:28] Kobayashi     Where's Kanna-chan? [00:30] Tohru     She's staying over at Saikawa-san's home. [00:32] Tohru     She'll be back tomorrow. [00:34] Kobayashi     Oh, that's right. [00:36] Tohru     Here you go. [00:38] Kobayashi     Thank you. [00:41] Kobayashi     What? [00:42] Tohru     It's been a while since it     was just the two of us. [00:45] Kobayashi     Are we a married couple     that just had a child? [00:47] Tohru     Oh, don't go saying that. [00:49] Tohru     Why don't we try making a baby again? [00:51] Kobayashi     We've never once done that. [00:52] Tohru     I want to go on a date, then! [00:54] Kobayashi     Wha? [00:59] Kobayashi     Where do you want to go? [01:02] Tohru     How about a hot spring? [01:03] Kobayashi     I think I'm fine with bath salts. [01:05] Tohru     What about the movies, then? [01:07] Kobayashi     Is there a movie you want to see? [01:08] Tohru     No, not at all. [01:10] Kobayashi     Then that's out. [01:11] Tohru     Hmm, why don't we go eat some cake? [01:14] Kobayashi     I prefer the ones you make. [01:17] Kobayashi     They're really good. [01:18] Tohru     You mean it? [01:20] Kobayashi     And when there's tea, as well, it's perfect. [01:22] Tohru     Ah! [01:23] Tohru     You're not fooling me! [01:24] Tohru     That wouldn't be a date at all! [01:27] Kobayashi     A stay-at-home date is still     a perfectly good date. [01:29] Kobayashi     It's the kind of date you can only     have in a more intimate relationship. [01:37] Tohru     I guess you win. [01:39] Tohru     Let's have a stay-at-home date. [01:41] Tohru     I'll go make us some cake. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Final Episode SIGN    Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends) E14 - Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow it Since it's Cute.) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! [00:19] Tohru     Jeez, you can't keep doing this, Kanna. [00:23] Tohru     This isn't a place to sleep. [00:29] Tohru     Hup. [00:33] Tohru     Oh, did I wake you? [00:37] Tohru     Hey now. [00:39] Tohru     Jeez, you're at it again, Kanna. [00:48] Tohru     Oh? [00:51] Tohru     Oh, you're hopeless. [00:56] Tohru     Jeez, this is the third day now! [01:05] Kobayashi     That reminds me, I was given     some pudding the other day. [01:09] Tohru     Oh, you were? [01:11] Kobayashi     Tohru, shall we eat it while     Kanna-chan's sleeping? [01:17] Tohru     Kanna?! SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Special 1 SIGN    Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow It Since It's Cute) E15 - Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mini Dragon [00:16] Tohru & Cup     Mini Dragon! [00:23] Saikawa     Come on! Let's go, Kanna-san. [00:25] Kanna     Sure. [00:31] Saikawa     I can't believe I get to touch     Kanna-san so naturally! [00:34] Saikawa     Good job, rain! [00:36] Kanna     I love the rain. [00:38] Saikawa     Me, too! [00:50] Saikawa     Jeez, what a crazy driver! [00:52] Saikawa     Are you all right, Kanna-san? [00:54] Kanna     Yeah, I'm fine. You? [00:57] Saikawa     Yeah, looks like I'm okay. [00:59] Saikawa     We got lucky. [01:02] Saikawa     Hey, Kanna-san, want to come have     some tea and snacks at my place? [01:05] Kanna     Oh, I'll come eat! I'll come eat! SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet) E16 - Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend") Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Mini Dragon! SIGN    Tissues     Tissues     Tissues     Tissues     Tissues [00:21] Tohru     Please let go, Elma. [00:23] Elma     You should give up on it! [00:24] Tohru     You want to fight?! [00:26] Elma     Bring it on! [00:31] Both     Rock, paper, scissors! SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District SIGN    Gratitude Festival Lottery [00:37] Woman     Have some tissues. [00:40] Woman     Have an assortment of sweets. [00:43] Game     Octopus Pounding SIGN    Results SIGN    Tohru SIGN    Winner SIGN    Beef Bowl! Eating Contest! [00:54] Tohru     Would you stop lashing out     over every little thing?! [00:57] Elma     You're the one who started this fight! [01:03] Lucoa     They're at it again today. SIGN    Mini Dragon SIGN    Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend")