# Season 3 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Short Animation Series
# E1 - Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPVX5/typical-morning-every-day-is-everyday)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Phone**
*Mini Dragon!*
**[00:28] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi's so cute!
**[00:31] Tohru**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:33] Kobayashi**
Morning, Tohru.
**[00:35] Tohru**
Here.
***SIGN*** Work Starts At 9:00
**[00:43] Kobayashi**
Why didn't you wake me up?!
**[00:45] Tohru**
Because!
**[00:46] Tohru**
I could just watch my beloved
Miss Kobayashi sleep forever!
**[00:52] Kobayashi**
Good grief, save the
nonsense for your sleep!
**[00:54] Kobayashi**
Ah, jeez, I'm totally late.
**[00:58] Kobayashi**
Tch. So that's what you
wanted from the start.
**[01:00] Tohru**
Please leave everything to your maid!
**[01:09] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, are you
comfortable up there?
**[01:12] Kobayashi**
It's not bad,
**[01:14] Kobayashi**
but wake me up on time in the morning.
**[01:16] Tohru**
Eh?
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)
# E2 - Relaxation (What is comfort...?)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D2N9/relaxation-what-is-comfort)
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***SIGN*** -
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:24] Kanna**
Kobayashi's late!
**[00:26] Tohru**
You're right.
**[00:27] Tohru**
She said she's been busy with
her death march lately, but...
**[00:31] Tohru**
I know!
**[00:36] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[00:37] Both**
Welcome home.
**[00:40] Kobayashi**
What's this?! You're Victorian maids!
**[00:42] Tohru**
Starting today, we'll provide you comfort
to ease your weariness, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:46] Kanna**
Comfort.
**[00:55] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[00:56] Tohru**
Coming!
**[00:57] Tohru**
Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi!
**[01:00] Kanna**
Would you like dinner?
**[01:01] Kanna**
Or a bath?
**[01:03] Kobayashi**
Attendants from the Taisho era, huh?
**[01:06] Kobayashi**
Nice.
**[01:09] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[01:11] Tohru**
Today we're your harem!
**[01:13] Kanna**
Come on, Kobayashi.
**[01:15] Kobayashi**
Wait, I'm a woman, though...
**[01:19] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[01:22] Tohru**
It's forest therapy!
**[01:24] Kanna**
Phytoncide!
**[01:26] Kobayashi**
Yeah, this isn't comforting.
**[01:28] Kobayashi**
Put it back.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Relaxation (What is comfort...?)
# E3 - Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN9NK7/seeking-a-place-of-rest-and-it-was-already-there)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:25] Kanna**
I want to bask in the sun outside!
**[00:29] Tohru**
That sounds nice.
**[00:31] Tohru**
Will you join us, too, Miss Kobayashi?
**[00:33] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[00:34] Kobayashi**
I guess I don't care where I am,
as long as I can sleep.
**[00:41] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:42] Tohru**
The sunshine is perfect here!
**[00:44] Kobayashi**
No, it's too hot.
**[00:46] Kobayashi**
And too dry.
**[00:50] Tohru**
How about here? It's plenty wet enough.
**[00:53] Kobayashi**
No, I'm soaked.
**[00:54] Kobayashi**
And it's too loud.
***SIGN*** Kanna: Oh!
***SIGN*** Tohru: How about here? It's very quiet.
***SIGN*** Kobayashi: No, there's no air.
***SIGN*** Kobayashi: Seriously, I'll die here.
**[01:14] Kobayashi**
Home is just the best spot!
**[01:16] Tohru**
Jeez, you're such a homebody.
**[01:19] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you're too extreme.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)
# E4 - Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ8ZDE/freedom-of-expression-the-apple-of-my-eye)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Sunday
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:19] Teacher**
Today we're doing sketches.
**[00:21] Teacher**
Please draw a picture of scenery
that looks good to you.
**[00:24] Class**
Okay!
**[00:31] Kuramoto**
I don't think your drawing counts
as scenery, Saikawa-san.
**[00:35] Saikawa**
Anywhere Kanna-san is
becomes lovely scenery!
**[00:38] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:39] Teacher**
Today we're working with clay.
***SIGN*** Clay
**[00:41] Teacher**
Please mold it into something you love.
**[00:44] Class**
Okay!
**[00:49] Kuramoto**
Figures, Saikawa-san.
**[00:51] Saikawa**
Naturally!
**[00:53] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:54] Teacher**
Today we'll be drawing self-portraits.
***SIGN*** Self-Portraits
**[00:57] Class**
Okay!
**[01:03] Kuramoto**
You made something normal this time.
**[01:06] Saikawa**
How naive! Look into the eyes!
**[01:08] Kuramoto**
Huh?
**[01:11] Kuramoto**
Oh!
**[01:13] Kuramoto**
Impressive, Saikawa-san!
**[01:15] Kuramoto**
You never stray.
**[01:16] Saikawa**
That's right!
**[01:17] Kanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye)
# E5 - State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4W41J/state-of-emergency-i-have-an-uninterruptible-power-supply)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Bucket**
Mini Dragon!
**[00:26] Fafnir**
Takiya, what's going on?
**[00:28] Takiya**
It's a blackout.
**[00:29] Takiya**
Faf-kun, log out and shut down right now!
**[00:34] Takiya**
Oh, that's impressive.
**[00:36] Fafnir**
Takiya.
**[00:37] Fafnir**
When will this "blackout" or whatever end?
**[00:39] Takiya**
Who knows?
**[00:40] Takiya**
Looks like everyone in the area got hit.
**[00:43] Takiya**
We'll just have to wait and see.
**[00:46] Takiya**
Now, now.
**[00:47] Takiya**
So, meanwhile, how shall
we kill some time?
**[00:55] Fafnir**
Strawberry.
***SIGN*** Raspberry
**[00:58] Fafnir**
Tch.
**[01:03] Takiya**
Pineapple.
***SIGN*** Pineapple
**[01:05] Takiya**
I got it right!
**[01:07] Takiya**
That makes us even now!
**[01:09] Fafnir**
Hmph! Don't get cocky.
**[01:11] Takiya**
Time to make my comeback!
**[01:13] Fafnir**
I won't let you!
**[01:14] Fafnir**
I'll beat you back!
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply)
# E6 - True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEDEM5/true-identity-revealed-i-wish-i-never-saw-it)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Cup**
Mini Dragon!
***SIGN*** Dragon People
***SIGN*** Dining & Bar
***SIGN*** Karaoke
***SIGN*** Reserved Table
***SIGN*** Guild Member Meet-up
**[00:23] Hades7**
Hello!
**[00:24] Hades7**
I'm Hades 7!
**[00:25] Ebony Holy Knight**
H-Hello.
**[00:27] Ebony Holy Knight**
I-I'm Ebony Holy Knight.
**[00:30] Crystalite**
Hey, hey!
**[00:31] Crystalite**
I'm Crystalite!
**[00:34] Nayuta**
Umm, I'm Nayuta.
**[00:37] Nayuta**
I'm sorry.
**[00:38] ChronosT**
Nice to meet you!
**[00:39] ChronosT**
I'm ChronosT!
**[00:42] Hades7**
Come on, come on, introduce yourself!
**[00:50] Fafnir**
I'm Ooyama.
**[00:51] All**
I knew it!
**[00:52] All**
You're incredible, Ooyama-san!
**[00:54] All**
Just as I pictured you!
**[00:55] Crystalite**
Seriously.
**[00:56] Crystalite**
I'm here calling myself Crystalite
when I look like this, too.
**[01:05] Fafnir**
Takiya!
**[01:06] Fafnir**
Humans can't be trusted!
**[01:08] Takiya**
Faf-kun, you're pretending to be
something else, too, you know.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It)
# E7 - Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQKQWW/squish-squish-squish-squish)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Cup**
*Mini Dragon!*
**[00:19] Character**
*3-3-7 beat!*
**[00:21] Character**
*3-3-7 beat!*
**[00:23] Character**
*Go!*
**[00:24] Character**
*Pipipi! Pipipi! Pipipipipipipi!*
**[00:30] Character**
*4-4-8 beat!*
**[00:32] Character**
*4-4-8 beat!*
**[00:35] Character**
*Go!*
**[00:35] Character**
*Pipipipi! Pipipipi! Pipipipipipipi!*
***SIGN*** Touzainanboku (East, West, South, and North)
**[00:40] Woman**
*How do you read this?*
**[00:41] Character**
* Touzainanboku!*
* (East, West, South, and North)*
**[00:43] Woman**
*Correct!*
**[00:45] Woman**
*Next one's this.*
***SIGN*** Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei
**[00:46] Woman**
*How do you read this?*
**[00:47] Character**
*Tounansaihoku?*
**[00:49] Woman**
*Bzz, bzz.*
**[00:51] Character**
*Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei!*
**[00:52] WeatherAnnouncer**
*It's time for the national weather.*
**[00:54] WeatherAnnouncer**
* Today high pressure systems are covering*
* a broad portion of the islands,*
**[00:55] Both**
Thank you for the meal.
**[00:57] WeatherAnnouncer**
*so we predict clear skies nationwide.*
**[00:59] WeatherAnnouncer**
* The temperature is normal*
* for this time of year,*
**[01:01] Tohru**
Kanna, I'm turning the TV off.
**[01:02] WeatherAnnouncer**
*so it should be a mild, enjoyable day.*
**[01:04] Kanna**
No!
**[01:05] Tohru**
Please eat your food, then!
**[01:09] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, please say
something to her, too!
**[01:12] Kobayashi**
Hmm, but I'd be sad to lose a reason
to poke Kanna-chan's cheeks.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)
# E8 - Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQMQV5/time-signal-its-convenient-in-a-sense)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Cup**
Mini Dragon!
**[00:27] Kobayashi**
Noon, huh?
**[00:28] Kobayashi**
Lately your stomach's
been the alarm for noon.
**[00:31] Kobayashi**
Are you eating a proper breakfast?
**[00:33] Elma**
I don't have the money.
**[00:35] Kobayashi**
Because you always eat too much.
**[00:36] Elma**
I just have to hold out
one more day for payday!
**[00:39] Kobayashi**
Good grief.
***SIGN*** Rice Crackers
**[00:40] Kobayashi**
Here, some rice crackers.
**[00:42] Elma**
Oh! Thank you, Miss Kobayashi!
**[00:46] Elma**
So good!
**[00:52] Kobayashi**
Three o'clock, huh?
***SIGN*** Liquor Manju
**[00:53] Takiya**
Here. It was shared with me, though.
**[00:55] Elma**
Oh, thank you!
**[00:59] Elma**
So good!
**[01:04] Kobayashi**
Eight o'clock, huh?
**[01:05] Employee**
Want to eat this, Elma-chan?
**[01:08] Employee**
It's always tough before payday, isn't it?
**[01:10] Yamashita**
This is all I've got.
**[01:12] Elma**
Thank you, everyone!
**[01:13] Kobayashi**
She's well loved.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense)
# E9 - Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4X47Q/makeover-youre-kewt-miss-kobayashi)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:23] Kobayashi**
There. All finished, miss.
**[00:26] Kobayashi**
Yes, you look cute.
**[00:33] Kanna**
Thank you, Kobayashi!
**[00:35] Kobayashi**
You're welcome.
**[00:37] Kanna**
I'll return the favor!
**[00:38] Kobayashi**
Return the favor?
**[00:42] Kanna**
How would you like it, ma'am?
**[00:45] Kobayashi**
Just give me the usual.
**[00:47] Kanna**
That's boring.
**[00:49] Kobayashi**
I'll leave it up to you, then.
**[00:50] Kanna**
Okay.
**[00:55] Kanna**
It's done.
**[00:56] Kanna**
You're cute, Kobayashi.
**[00:59] Kobayashi**
I think you made me a little too cute.
**[01:02] Kobayashi**
Sorry, can I have something different?
**[01:03] Kanna**
Okay.
**[01:08] Kanna**
It's done.
**[01:09] Kanna**
This is cute, too.
**[01:12] Kobayashi**
This is also a little...
**[01:14] Kanna**
Okay.
**[01:22] Kanna**
It's done.
**[01:23] Kanna**
Now you match Lady Tohru.
**[01:25] Kanna**
It looks good.
**[01:26] Kanna**
You're cute, Kobayashi.
**[01:28] Kobayashi**
This only looks good on Tohru.
**[01:30] Kobayashi**
I'll take a different—
**[01:32] Kanna**
No!
**[01:33] Kanna**
Leave it like that for today.
**[01:35] Kobayashi**
But...
**[01:36] Kanna**
No.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi)
# E10 - Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J2W7/gen-ed-humans-are-so-difficult)
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ED
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:19] Tohru**
Okay.
***SIGN*** The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
**[00:21] Tohru**
Let's begin "The First Seminar
on How to Behave in Human Society."
**[00:24] Tohru**
"What do I do in this situation?"
***SIGN*** The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
**[00:27] Kobayashi**
Put this somewhere else.
***SIGN*** The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
**[00:28] Tohru**
Case Study 1.
**[00:30] Tohru**
There's an apple that's
fallen on the ground.
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[00:32] Tohru**
What do you do?
**[00:34] Elma**
Eat it!
**[00:36] Elma**
Huh?!
**[00:37] Kanna**
Pick it up and take it to a police box.
**[00:40] Elma**
You're not supposed to eat it?!
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[00:43] Tohru**
Case Study 2.
**[00:45] Tohru**
If you encounter someone running
scams in the city, what do you do?
**[00:47] Lucoa**
Listen to their offer!
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[00:51] Kanna**
Turn them down.
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[00:53] Lucoa**
Huh? But psychological warfare is so fun!
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[00:57] Tohru**
Case Study 3.
**[00:59] Tohru**
You ordered one thing, but something
different is given to you.
**[01:01] Tohru**
What do you do?
**[01:03] Fafnir**
File a complaint with the managers.
**[01:05] Kanna**
Say something to the staff.
**[01:08] Fafnir**
That's naive!
**[01:09] Fafnir**
It might be a fatal bug!
**[01:11] Fafnir**
They'll need to run maintenance.
**[01:13] Tohru**
Come on, everyone.
**[01:15] Tohru**
You're all terrible at this.
**[01:17] Elma**
And what about you, then?
**[01:19] Tohru**
Huh?
**[01:19] CG Character**
*Pot, kettle, black.*
**[01:20] Tohru**
I'm perfect. What about me?
**[01:20] CG Character**
*Pot, kettle, black.*
**[01:21] CG Character**
*Pot, kettle, black.*
**[01:22] CG Character**
*Pot, kettle, black.*
**[01:22] Kobayashi**
How so?
**[01:23] CG Character**
*Pot, kettle, black.*
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)
# E11 - Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDWDMJ/saikawa-paisen-an-unlikely-pairing)
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*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:22] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[00:23] Saikawa**
Hello.
**[00:24] Lucoa**
Good afternoon.
**[00:25] Lucoa**
Did you come to visit Kanna?
**[00:26] Saikawa**
Yes.
**[00:35] Lucoa**
You know,
**[00:36] Lucoa**
I wonder what elementary
school boys are thinking.
**[00:39] Saikawa**
Elementary school boys are dumb! Just dumb!
**[00:42] Lucoa**
They are?
**[00:43] Saikawa**
Yeah, they're all dumb!
**[00:44] Lucoa**
That so?
**[00:46] Saikawa**
It is!
**[00:47] Saikawa**
They get dirty all the time,
horse around, and get into fights!
**[00:49] Lucoa**
Wow.
**[00:50] Saikawa**
Just the other day, they caused a huge fuss
over who should eat the extra bananas at lunch.
**[00:55] Saikawa**
They were so annoying
**[00:57] Saikawa**
that I went and ate them myself
while they were arguing!
**[01:01] Saikawa**
Serves them right!
**[01:02] Lucoa**
Bananas?
**[01:04] Lucoa**
Do boys love bananas that much?
**[01:07] Saikawa**
They do!
**[01:08] Saikawa**
Elementary school boys are practically apes!
**[01:10] Saikawa**
That's why they love bananas!
**[01:11] Lucoa**
Got it, bananas.
**[01:15] Tohru**
Coming.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing)
# E12 - Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U383E3/customer-satisfaction-this-is-how-it-should-be)
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**[00:00] ---**
*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:19] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
***SIGN*** Popular Recipes Revealed!
**[00:20] PosterRight**
Waste
no leftovers
***SIGN*** in 150 bento recipes packed with love!
***SIGN*** One Year's Worth Of
***SIGN*** Wifely Love-Filled Bento
***SIGN*** Easy Recipes
***SIGN*** Complete Nutritional Balance!
**[00:20] Tohru**
Please let me make a wifely
love-filled bento!
**[00:23] Kobayashi**
No tail meat.
**[00:25] Tohru**
Ehh?
**[00:32] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san, is that a bento?
**[00:33] Takiya**
That's unusual.
**[00:34] Kobayashi**
Tohru made it, but...
**[00:37] Elma**
Oh? Tohru did?
***SIGN*** It's fake tail meat made with tofu.
***SIGN*** Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss.
***SIGN*** It's fake tail meat made with tofu.
***SIGN*** Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss.
**[00:48] Kobayashi**
Cheeky dragon...
**[00:52] Kobayashi**
No fake tail meat, either.
**[00:54] Tohru**
Ehh?!
***SIGN*** Day After
**[00:58] Kobayashi**
Intense!
**[00:59] Kobayashi**
That's hard to eat.
***SIGN*** Day After That
**[01:05] Kobayashi**
How did she fit all that in there?
**[01:07] Kobayashi**
It was too much.
***SIGN*** Next Day After That
**[01:19] Kobyashi**
Now this is it.
**[01:23] Kobyashi**
Yeah, it's good.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be)
# E13 - Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5X1E/honeymoon-of-course-thats-how-it-ends)
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**[00:00] ---**
*Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S* Broadcast Commemoration
Short Anime Theater Series
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:24] Kobayashi**
Morning.
**[00:26] Tohru**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:28] Kobayashi**
Where's Kanna-chan?
**[00:30] Tohru**
She's staying over at Saikawa-san's home.
**[00:32] Tohru**
She'll be back tomorrow.
**[00:34] Kobayashi**
Oh, that's right.
**[00:36] Tohru**
Here you go.
**[00:38] Kobayashi**
Thank you.
**[00:41] Kobayashi**
What?
**[00:42] Tohru**
It's been a while since it
was just the two of us.
**[00:45] Kobayashi**
Are we a married couple
that just had a child?
**[00:47] Tohru**
Oh, don't go saying that.
**[00:49] Tohru**
Why don't we try making a baby again?
**[00:51] Kobayashi**
We've never once done that.
**[00:52] Tohru**
I want to go on a date, then!
**[00:54] Kobayashi**
Wha?
**[00:59] Kobayashi**
Where do you want to go?
**[01:02] Tohru**
How about a hot spring?
**[01:03] Kobayashi**
I think I'm fine with bath salts.
**[01:05] Tohru**
What about the movies, then?
**[01:07] Kobayashi**
Is there a movie you want to see?
**[01:08] Tohru**
No, not at all.
**[01:10] Kobayashi**
Then that's out.
**[01:11] Tohru**
Hmm, why don't we go eat some cake?
**[01:14] Kobayashi**
I prefer the ones you make.
**[01:17] Kobayashi**
They're really good.
**[01:18] Tohru**
You mean it?
**[01:20] Kobayashi**
And when there's tea, as well, it's perfect.
**[01:22] Tohru**
Ah!
**[01:23] Tohru**
You're not fooling me!
**[01:24] Tohru**
That wouldn't be a date at all!
**[01:27] Kobayashi**
A stay-at-home date is still
a perfectly good date.
**[01:29] Kobayashi**
It's the kind of date you can only
have in a more intimate relationship.
**[01:37] Tohru**
I guess you win.
**[01:39] Tohru**
Let's have a stay-at-home date.
**[01:41] Tohru**
I'll go make us some cake.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Final Episode
***SIGN*** Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)
# E14 - Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow it Since it's Cute.)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX73XM/feigned-maneuver-ill-allow-it-since-its-cute)
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***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
**[00:19] Tohru**
Jeez, you can't keep doing this, Kanna.
**[00:23] Tohru**
This isn't a place to sleep.
**[00:29] Tohru**
Hup.
**[00:33] Tohru**
Oh, did I wake you?
**[00:37] Tohru**
Hey now.
**[00:39] Tohru**
Jeez, you're at it again, Kanna.
**[00:48] Tohru**
Oh?
**[00:51] Tohru**
Oh, you're hopeless.
**[00:56] Tohru**
Jeez, this is the third day now!
**[01:05] Kobayashi**
That reminds me, I was given
some pudding the other day.
**[01:09] Tohru**
Oh, you were?
**[01:11] Kobayashi**
Tohru, shall we eat it while
Kanna-chan's sleeping?
**[01:17] Tohru**
Kanna?!
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Special 1
***SIGN*** Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow It Since It's Cute)
# E15 - Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK05KQ/unconditional-love-its-warm-even-when-wet)
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***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
**[00:16] Tohru & Cup**
Mini Dragon!
**[00:23] Saikawa**
Come on! Let's go, Kanna-san.
**[00:25] Kanna**
Sure.
**[00:31] Saikawa**
* I can't believe I get to touch*
* Kanna-san so naturally!*
**[00:34] Saikawa**
*Good job, rain!*
**[00:36] Kanna**
I love the rain.
**[00:38] Saikawa**
Me, too!
**[00:50] Saikawa**
Jeez, what a crazy driver!
**[00:52] Saikawa**
Are you all right, Kanna-san?
**[00:54] Kanna**
Yeah, I'm fine. You?
**[00:57] Saikawa**
Yeah, looks like I'm okay.
**[00:59] Saikawa**
We got lucky.
**[01:02] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san, want to come have
some tea and snacks at my place?
**[01:05] Kanna**
Oh, I'll come eat! I'll come eat!
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet)
# E16 - Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend")
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05305/written-as-powerful-enemy-and-read-as-friend)
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***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon!
***SIGN*** Tissues
Tissues
Tissues
Tissues
Tissues
**[00:21] Tohru**
Please let go, Elma.
**[00:23] Elma**
You should give up on it!
**[00:24] Tohru**
You want to fight?!
**[00:26] Elma**
Bring it on!
**[00:31] Both**
Rock, paper, scissors!
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Gratitude Festival Lottery
**[00:37] Woman**
Have some tissues.
**[00:40] Woman**
Have an assortment of sweets.
**[00:43] Game**
Octopus Pounding
***SIGN*** Results
***SIGN*** Tohru
***SIGN*** Winner
***SIGN*** Beef Bowl! Eating Contest!
**[00:54] Tohru**
Would you stop lashing out
over every little thing?!
**[00:57] Elma**
You're the one who started this fight!
**[01:03] Lucoa**
They're at it again today.
***SIGN*** Mini Dragon
***SIGN*** Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend")