Season 3 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Short Animation Series

E1 - Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Phone
    Mini Dragon!
[00:28] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi's so cute!
[00:31] Tohru
    Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:33] Kobayashi
    Morning, Tohru.
[00:35] Tohru
    Here.
SIGN    Work Starts At 9:00
[00:43] Kobayashi
    Why didn't you wake me up?!
[00:45] Tohru
    Because!
[00:46] Tohru
    I could just watch my beloved
    Miss Kobayashi sleep forever!
[00:52] Kobayashi
    Good grief, save the
    nonsense for your sleep!
[00:54] Kobayashi
    Ah, jeez, I'm totally late.
[00:58] Kobayashi
    Tch. So that's what you
     wanted from the start.
[01:00] Tohru
    Please leave everything to your maid!
[01:09] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, are you
    comfortable up there?
[01:12] Kobayashi
    It's not bad,
[01:14] Kobayashi
    but wake me up on time in the morning.
[01:16] Tohru
    Eh?
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Typical Morning (Every Day is Everyday)

E2 - Relaxation (What is comfort...?)

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SIGN    -
[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:24] Kanna
    Kobayashi's late!
[00:26] Tohru
    You're right.
[00:27] Tohru
    She said she's been busy with
    her death march lately, but...
[00:31] Tohru
    I know!
[00:36] Kobayashi
    I'm home.
[00:37] Both
    Welcome home.
[00:40] Kobayashi
    What's this?! You're Victorian maids!
[00:42] Tohru
    Starting today, we'll provide you comfort
    to ease your weariness, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:46] Kanna
    Comfort.
[00:55] Kobayashi
    I'm home.
[00:56] Tohru
    Coming!
[00:57] Tohru
    Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi!
[01:00] Kanna
    Would you like dinner?
[01:01] Kanna
    Or a bath?
[01:03] Kobayashi
    Attendants from the Taisho era, huh?
[01:06] Kobayashi
    Nice.
[01:09] Kobayashi
    I'm home.
[01:11] Tohru
    Today we're your harem!
[01:13] Kanna
    Come on, Kobayashi.
[01:15] Kobayashi
    Wait, I'm a woman, though...
[01:19] Kobayashi
    I'm home.
[01:22] Tohru
    It's forest therapy!
[01:24] Kanna
    Phytoncide!
[01:26] Kobayashi
    Yeah, this isn't comforting.
[01:28] Kobayashi
    Put it back.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Relaxation (What is comfort...?)

E3 - Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:25] Kanna
    I want to bask in the sun outside!
[00:29] Tohru
    That sounds nice.
[00:31] Tohru
    Will you join us, too, Miss Kobayashi?
[00:33] Kobayashi
    Hmm?
[00:34] Kobayashi
    I guess I don't care where I am,
    as long as I can sleep.
[00:41] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:42] Tohru
    The sunshine is perfect here!
[00:44] Kobayashi
    No, it's too hot.
[00:46] Kobayashi
    And too dry.
[00:50] Tohru
    How about here? It's plenty wet enough.
[00:53] Kobayashi
    No, I'm soaked.
[00:54] Kobayashi
    And it's too loud.
SIGN    Kanna: Oh!
SIGN    Tohru: How about here? It's very quiet.
SIGN    Kobayashi: No, there's no air.
SIGN    Kobayashi: Seriously, I'll die here.
[01:14] Kobayashi
    Home is just the best spot!
[01:16] Tohru
    Jeez, you're such a homebody.
[01:19] Kanna
    Lady Tohru, you're too extreme.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Seeking a Place of Rest (And It Was Already There)

E4 - Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Sunday
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Teacher
    Today we're doing sketches.
[00:21] Teacher
    Please draw a picture of scenery
    that looks good to you.
[00:24] Class
    Okay!
[00:31] Kuramoto
    I don't think your drawing counts
    as scenery, Saikawa-san.
[00:35] Saikawa
    Anywhere Kanna-san is
    becomes lovely scenery!
[00:38] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:39] Teacher
    Today we're working with clay.
SIGN    Clay
[00:41] Teacher
    Please mold it into something you love.
[00:44] Class
    Okay!
[00:49] Kuramoto
    Figures, Saikawa-san.
[00:51] Saikawa
    Naturally!
[00:53] Kanna
    Oh!
[00:54] Teacher
    Today we'll be drawing self-portraits.
SIGN    Self-Portraits
[00:57] Class
    Okay!
[01:03] Kuramoto
    You made something normal this time.
[01:06] Saikawa
    How naive! Look into the eyes!
[01:08] Kuramoto
    Huh?
[01:11] Kuramoto
    Oh!
[01:13] Kuramoto
    Impressive, Saikawa-san!
[01:15] Kuramoto
    You never stray.
[01:16] Saikawa
    That's right!
[01:17] Kanna
    Oh!
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Freedom of Expression (The Apple of My Eye)

E5 - State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Bucket
    Mini Dragon!
[00:26] Fafnir
    Takiya, what's going on?
[00:28] Takiya
    It's a blackout.
[00:29] Takiya
    Faf-kun, log out and shut down right now!
[00:34] Takiya
    Oh, that's impressive.
[00:36] Fafnir
    Takiya.
[00:37] Fafnir
    When will this "blackout" or whatever end?
[00:39] Takiya
    Who knows?
[00:40] Takiya
    Looks like everyone in the area got hit.
[00:43] Takiya
    We'll just have to wait and see.
[00:46] Takiya
    Now, now.
[00:47] Takiya
    So, meanwhile, how shall
     we kill some time?
[00:55] Fafnir
    Strawberry.
SIGN    Raspberry
[00:58] Fafnir
    Tch.
[01:03] Takiya
    Pineapple.
SIGN    Pineapple
[01:05] Takiya
    I got it right!
[01:07] Takiya
    That makes us even now!
[01:09] Fafnir
    Hmph! Don't get cocky.
[01:11] Takiya
    Time to make my comeback!
[01:13] Fafnir
    I won't let you!
[01:14] Fafnir
    I'll beat you back!
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    State of Emergency (I Have an Uninterruptible Power Supply)

E6 - True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Cup
    Mini Dragon!
SIGN    Dragon People
SIGN    Dining & Bar
SIGN    Karaoke
SIGN    Reserved Table
SIGN    Guild Member Meet-up
[00:23] Hades7
    Hello!
[00:24] Hades7
    I'm Hades 7!
[00:25] Ebony Holy Knight
    H-Hello.
[00:27] Ebony Holy Knight
    I-I'm Ebony Holy Knight.
[00:30] Crystalite
    Hey, hey!
[00:31] Crystalite
    I'm Crystalite!
[00:34] Nayuta
    Umm, I'm Nayuta.
[00:37] Nayuta
    I'm sorry.
[00:38] ChronosT
    Nice to meet you!
[00:39] ChronosT
    I'm ChronosT!
[00:42] Hades7
    Come on, come on, introduce yourself!
[00:50] Fafnir
    I'm Ooyama.
[00:51] All
    I knew it!
[00:52] All
    You're incredible, Ooyama-san!
[00:54] All
    Just as I pictured you!
[00:55] Crystalite
    Seriously.
[00:56] Crystalite
    I'm here calling myself Crystalite
    when I look like this, too.
[01:05] Fafnir
    Takiya!
[01:06] Fafnir
    Humans can't be trusted!
[01:08] Takiya
    Faf-kun, you're pretending to be
    something else, too, you know.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    True Identity Revealed (I Wish I Never Saw It)

E7 - Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Cup
    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Character
    3-3-7 beat!
[00:21] Character
    3-3-7 beat!
[00:23] Character
    Go!
[00:24] Character
    Pipipi! Pipipi! Pipipipipipipi!
[00:30] Character
    4-4-8 beat!
[00:32] Character
    4-4-8 beat!
[00:35] Character
    Go!
[00:35] Character
    Pipipipi! Pipipipi! Pipipipipipipi!
SIGN    Touzainanboku (East, West, South, and North)
[00:40] Woman
    How do you read this?
[00:41] Character
    Touzainanboku!
    (East, West, South, and North)
[00:43] Woman
    Correct!
[00:45] Woman
    Next one's this.
SIGN    Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei
[00:46] Woman
    How do you read this?
[00:47] Character
    Tounansaihoku?
[00:49] Woman
    Bzz, bzz.
[00:51] Character
    Ton-Nan-Sha-Pei!
[00:52] WeatherAnnouncer
    It's time for the national weather.
[00:54] WeatherAnnouncer
    Today high pressure systems are covering
    a broad portion of the islands,
[00:55] Both
    Thank you for the meal.
[00:57] WeatherAnnouncer
    so we predict clear skies nationwide.
[00:59] WeatherAnnouncer
    The temperature is normal
    for this time of year,
[01:01] Tohru
    Kanna, I'm turning the TV off.
[01:02] WeatherAnnouncer
    so it should be a mild, enjoyable day.
[01:04] Kanna
    No!
[01:05] Tohru
    Please eat your food, then!
[01:09] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi, please say
    something to her, too!
[01:12] Kobayashi
    Hmm, but I'd be sad to lose a reason
    to poke Kanna-chan's cheeks.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Squish (Squish♥ Squish♥ Squish♥)

E8 - Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Cup
    Mini Dragon!
[00:27] Kobayashi
    Noon, huh?
[00:28] Kobayashi
    Lately your stomach's
    been the alarm for noon.
[00:31] Kobayashi
    Are you eating a proper breakfast?
[00:33] Elma
    I don't have the money.
[00:35] Kobayashi
    Because you always eat too much.
[00:36] Elma
    I just have to hold out
    one more day for payday!
[00:39] Kobayashi
    Good grief.
SIGN    Rice Crackers
[00:40] Kobayashi
    Here, some rice crackers.
[00:42] Elma
    Oh! Thank you, Miss Kobayashi!
[00:46] Elma
    So good!
[00:52] Kobayashi
    Three o'clock, huh?
SIGN    Liquor Manju
[00:53] Takiya
    Here. It was shared with me, though.
[00:55] Elma
    Oh, thank you!
[00:59] Elma
    So good!
[01:04] Kobayashi
    Eight o'clock, huh?
[01:05] Employee
    Want to eat this, Elma-chan?
[01:08] Employee
    It's always tough before payday, isn't it?
[01:10] Yamashita
    This is all I've got.
[01:12] Elma
    Thank you, everyone!
[01:13] Kobayashi
    She's well loved.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Time Signal (It's Convenient in a Sense)

E9 - Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:23] Kobayashi
    There. All finished, miss.
[00:26] Kobayashi
    Yes, you look cute.
[00:33] Kanna
    Thank you, Kobayashi!
[00:35] Kobayashi
    You're welcome.
[00:37] Kanna
    I'll return the favor!
[00:38] Kobayashi
    Return the favor?
[00:42] Kanna
    How would you like it, ma'am?
[00:45] Kobayashi
    Just give me the usual.
[00:47] Kanna
    That's boring.
[00:49] Kobayashi
    I'll leave it up to you, then.
[00:50] Kanna
    Okay.
[00:55] Kanna
    It's done.
[00:56] Kanna
    You're cute, Kobayashi.
[00:59] Kobayashi
    I think you made me a little too cute.
[01:02] Kobayashi
    Sorry, can I have something different?
[01:03] Kanna
    Okay.
[01:08] Kanna
    It's done.
[01:09] Kanna
    This is cute, too.
[01:12] Kobayashi
    This is also a little...
[01:14] Kanna
    Okay.
[01:22] Kanna
    It's done.
[01:23] Kanna
    Now you match Lady Tohru.
[01:25] Kanna
    It looks good.
[01:26] Kanna
    You're cute, Kobayashi.
[01:28] Kobayashi
    This only looks good on Tohru.
[01:30] Kobayashi
    I'll take a different—
[01:32] Kanna
    No!
[01:33] Kanna
    Leave it like that for today.
[01:35] Kobayashi
    But...
[01:36] Kanna
    No.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Makeover (You're Kewt, Miss Kobayashi)

E10 - Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)

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[00:00] ---
    ED
[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Tohru
    Okay.
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:21] Tohru
    Let's begin "The First Seminar
    on How to Behave in Human Society."
[00:24] Tohru
    "What do I do in this situation?"
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:27] Kobayashi
    Put this somewhere else.
SIGN    The First Seminar on How to Behave in Human Society "What do I do in this situation?"
[00:28] Tohru
    Case Study 1.
[00:30] Tohru
    There's an apple that's
    fallen on the ground.
SIGN    Kanna
[00:32] Tohru
    What do you do?
[00:34] Elma
    Eat it!
[00:36] Elma
    Huh?!
[00:37] Kanna
    Pick it up and take it to a police box.
[00:40] Elma
    You're not supposed to eat it?!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:43] Tohru
    Case Study 2.
[00:45] Tohru
    If you encounter someone running
    scams in the city, what do you do?
[00:47] Lucoa
    Listen to their offer!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:51] Kanna
    Turn them down.
SIGN    Kanna
[00:53] Lucoa
    Huh? But psychological warfare is so fun!
SIGN    Kanna
[00:57] Tohru
    Case Study 3.
[00:59] Tohru
    You ordered one thing, but something
    different is given to you.
[01:01] Tohru
    What do you do?
[01:03] Fafnir
    File a complaint with the managers.
[01:05] Kanna
    Say something to the staff.
[01:08] Fafnir
    That's naive!
[01:09] Fafnir
    It might be a fatal bug!
[01:11] Fafnir
    They'll need to run maintenance.
[01:13] Tohru
    Come on, everyone.
[01:15] Tohru
    You're all terrible at this.
[01:17] Elma
    And what about you, then?
[01:19] Tohru
    Huh?
[01:19] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:20] Tohru
    I'm perfect. What about me?
[01:20] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:21] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:22] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
[01:22] Kobayashi
    How so?
[01:23] CG Character
    Pot, kettle, black.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Gen Ed (Humans Are so Difficult)

E11 - Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:22] Lucoa
    Huh?
[00:23] Saikawa
    Hello.
[00:24] Lucoa
    Good afternoon.
[00:25] Lucoa
    Did you come to visit Kanna?
[00:26] Saikawa
    Yes.
[00:35] Lucoa
    You know,
[00:36] Lucoa
    I wonder what elementary
    school boys are thinking.
[00:39] Saikawa
    Elementary school boys are dumb! Just dumb!
[00:42] Lucoa
    They are?
[00:43] Saikawa
    Yeah, they're all dumb!
[00:44] Lucoa
    That so?
[00:46] Saikawa
    It is!
[00:47] Saikawa
    They get dirty all the time,
    horse around, and get into fights!
[00:49] Lucoa
    Wow.
[00:50] Saikawa
    Just the other day, they caused a huge fuss
    over who should eat the extra bananas at lunch.
[00:55] Saikawa
    They were so annoying
[00:57] Saikawa
    that I went and ate them myself
    while they were arguing!
[01:01] Saikawa
    Serves them right!
[01:02] Lucoa
    Bananas?
[01:04] Lucoa
    Do boys love bananas that much?
[01:07] Saikawa
    They do!
[01:08] Saikawa
    Elementary school boys are practically apes!
[01:10] Saikawa
    That's why they love bananas!
[01:11] Lucoa
    Got it, bananas.
[01:15] Tohru
    Coming.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Saikawa-Paisen (An Unlikely Pairing)

E12 - Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Tohru
    Miss Kobayashi!
SIGN    Popular Recipes Revealed!
[00:20] PosterRight
    Waste
    no leftovers
SIGN    in 150 bento recipes packed with love!
SIGN    One Year's Worth Of
SIGN    Wifely Love-Filled Bento
SIGN    Easy Recipes
SIGN    Complete Nutritional Balance!
[00:20] Tohru
    Please let me make a wifely
    love-filled bento!
[00:23] Kobayashi
    No tail meat.
[00:25] Tohru
    Ehh?
[00:32] Takiya
    Kobayashi-san, is that a bento?
[00:33] Takiya
    That's unusual.
[00:34] Kobayashi
    Tohru made it, but...
[00:37] Elma
    Oh? Tohru did?
SIGN    It's fake tail meat made with tofu.
SIGN    Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss.
SIGN    It's fake tail meat made with tofu.
SIGN    Please use this to start getting used to it. Kiss.
[00:48] Kobayashi
    Cheeky dragon...
[00:52] Kobayashi
    No fake tail meat, either.
[00:54] Tohru
    Ehh?!
SIGN    Day After
[00:58] Kobayashi
    Intense!
[00:59] Kobayashi
    That's hard to eat.
SIGN    Day After That
[01:05] Kobayashi
    How did she fit all that in there?
[01:07] Kobayashi
    It was too much.
SIGN    Next Day After That
[01:19] Kobyashi
    Now this is it.
[01:23] Kobyashi
    Yeah, it's good.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Customer Satisfaction (This Is How It Should Be)

E13 - Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)

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[00:00] ---
    Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S Broadcast Commemoration
    Short Anime Theater Series
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:24] Kobayashi
    Morning.
[00:26] Tohru
    Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:28] Kobayashi
    Where's Kanna-chan?
[00:30] Tohru
    She's staying over at Saikawa-san's home.
[00:32] Tohru
    She'll be back tomorrow.
[00:34] Kobayashi
    Oh, that's right.
[00:36] Tohru
    Here you go.
[00:38] Kobayashi
    Thank you.
[00:41] Kobayashi
    What?
[00:42] Tohru
    It's been a while since it
    was just the two of us.
[00:45] Kobayashi
    Are we a married couple
    that just had a child?
[00:47] Tohru
    Oh, don't go saying that.
[00:49] Tohru
    Why don't we try making a baby again?
[00:51] Kobayashi
    We've never once done that.
[00:52] Tohru
    I want to go on a date, then!
[00:54] Kobayashi
    Wha?
[00:59] Kobayashi
    Where do you want to go?
[01:02] Tohru
    How about a hot spring?
[01:03] Kobayashi
    I think I'm fine with bath salts.
[01:05] Tohru
    What about the movies, then?
[01:07] Kobayashi
    Is there a movie you want to see?
[01:08] Tohru
    No, not at all.
[01:10] Kobayashi
    Then that's out.
[01:11] Tohru
    Hmm, why don't we go eat some cake?
[01:14] Kobayashi
    I prefer the ones you make.
[01:17] Kobayashi
    They're really good.
[01:18] Tohru
    You mean it?
[01:20] Kobayashi
    And when there's tea, as well, it's perfect.
[01:22] Tohru
    Ah!
[01:23] Tohru
    You're not fooling me!
[01:24] Tohru
    That wouldn't be a date at all!
[01:27] Kobayashi
    A stay-at-home date is still
    a perfectly good date.
[01:29] Kobayashi
    It's the kind of date you can only
    have in a more intimate relationship.
[01:37] Tohru
    I guess you win.
[01:39] Tohru
    Let's have a stay-at-home date.
[01:41] Tohru
    I'll go make us some cake.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Final Episode
SIGN    Honeymoon (Of Course, That's How It Ends)

E14 - Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow it Since it's Cute.)

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SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
[00:19] Tohru
    Jeez, you can't keep doing this, Kanna.
[00:23] Tohru
    This isn't a place to sleep.
[00:29] Tohru
    Hup.
[00:33] Tohru
    Oh, did I wake you?
[00:37] Tohru
    Hey now.
[00:39] Tohru
    Jeez, you're at it again, Kanna.
[00:48] Tohru
    Oh?
[00:51] Tohru
    Oh, you're hopeless.
[00:56] Tohru
    Jeez, this is the third day now!
[01:05] Kobayashi
    That reminds me, I was given
    some pudding the other day.
[01:09] Tohru
    Oh, you were?
[01:11] Kobayashi
    Tohru, shall we eat it while
    Kanna-chan's sleeping?
[01:17] Tohru
    Kanna?!
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Special 1
SIGN    Feigned Maneuver (I'll Allow It Since It's Cute)

E15 - Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet)

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SIGN    Mini Dragon
[00:16] Tohru & Cup
    Mini Dragon!
[00:23] Saikawa
    Come on! Let's go, Kanna-san.
[00:25] Kanna
    Sure.
[00:31] Saikawa
    I can't believe I get to touch
    Kanna-san so naturally!
[00:34] Saikawa
    Good job, rain!
[00:36] Kanna
    I love the rain.
[00:38] Saikawa
    Me, too!
[00:50] Saikawa
    Jeez, what a crazy driver!
[00:52] Saikawa
    Are you all right, Kanna-san?
[00:54] Kanna
    Yeah, I'm fine. You?
[00:57] Saikawa
    Yeah, looks like I'm okay.
[00:59] Saikawa
    We got lucky.
[01:02] Saikawa
    Hey, Kanna-san, want to come have
    some tea and snacks at my place?
[01:05] Kanna
    Oh, I'll come eat! I'll come eat!
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Unconditional Love (It's Warm, Even When Wet)

E16 - Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend")

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SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Mini Dragon!
SIGN    Tissues
    Tissues
    Tissues
    Tissues
    Tissues
[00:21] Tohru
    Please let go, Elma.
[00:23] Elma
    You should give up on it!
[00:24] Tohru
    You want to fight?!
[00:26] Elma
    Bring it on!
[00:31] Both
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Oborozuka Shopping District
SIGN    Gratitude Festival Lottery
[00:37] Woman
    Have some tissues.
[00:40] Woman
    Have an assortment of sweets.
[00:43] Game
    Octopus Pounding
SIGN    Results
SIGN    Tohru
SIGN    Winner
SIGN    Beef Bowl! Eating Contest!
[00:54] Tohru
    Would you stop lashing out
    over every little thing?!
[00:57] Elma
    You're the one who started this fight!
[01:03] Lucoa
    They're at it again today.
SIGN    Mini Dragon
SIGN    Written As "Powerful Enemy" (And Read As "Friend")