# Season 2 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S
# E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4XEJP/new-dragon-ilulu-please-be-nice-to-her-again)
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**[00:00] Kobayashi**
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**[00:00] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
**[00:02] Tohru**
I'm the ultimate maid, aren't I?
***SIGN*** Tohru
***SIGN*** Maid
**[00:05] Kobayashi**
Of course you're not, but what's up?
***SIGN*** Miss Kobayashi
**[00:08] Tohru**
No, I think I am the ultimate maid.
**[00:12] Kobayashi**
I told you, you're not.
**[00:13] Tohru**
I found this book.
***SIGN*** Maid Café Open!
***SIGN*** Welcoming you with the best maids
**[00:15] Kobayashi**
Maid café opening?
***SIGN*** Welcoming you with the best maids
**[00:17] Kobayashi**
That's rather close.
**[00:18] Tohru**
They say they'll welcome
you with the best maids!
**[00:21] Tohru**
The best maids?!
**[00:23] Tohru**
How can they make such
false claims without me!
**[00:28] Kobayashi**
Yeah, no one should make false claims.
**[00:31] Kobayashi**
The dragon in front of me
is doing that right now, though.
***SIGN*** Actually a Dragon
**[00:35] Tohru**
For now, I'll turn them into ash from
which nothing will grow with my cursed flames.
**[00:40] Kobayashi**
Literally burning love?!
**[00:44] Kobayashi**
No, you better not do that.
**[00:46] Tohru**
Regardless!
**[00:46] Tohru**
I'm going to scout out the enemy!
**[00:50] Kobayashi**
Is she okay?
**[00:53] Tohru**
I'm back home.
**[00:55] Kobayashi**
Welcome home.
**[00:56] Kobayashi**
How was it?
**[00:57] Kobayashi**
You didn't do anything, did you?
**[00:59] Tohru**
Somehow, I wound up working there!
**[01:01] Kobayashi**
How?!
***SIGN*** Because I'm
**[02:37] Tohru**
I proudly stormed the enemy's evil den.
**[02:41] Kobayashi**
Evil den?
**[02:42] (Flashback) Tohru**
Pardon me!
**[02:43] (Flashback) Maid1**
Oh, my. Are you here to interview for a job?
**[02:46] (Flashback) Maid2**
You're awfully motivated,
wearing a maid outfit already.
**[02:49] (Flashback) Maid3**
You're so pretty, too.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Owner**
You've conquered me with your zeal.
**[02:53] (Flashback) Owner**
You're hired!
**[02:54] (Flashback) All**
Yay!
**[02:55] Tohru**
So, I returned victorious!
**[02:58] Kobayashi**
Is that maid café going to be okay?
**[03:00] Tohru**
Well, I have had a lot of free time on my
hands lately while you and Kanna are gone.
**[03:05] Kobayashi**
You're like a wife getting a
part-time job because she's bored!
**[03:07] Kobayashi**
So, you are going to try working, then?
**[03:10] Kobayashi**
Will you be okay?
**[03:11] Tohru**
What are you talking about?
**[03:12] Tohru**
I work as a maid every day.
**[03:15] Tohru**
I'm used to it!
**[03:17] Kobayashi**
No.
**[03:17] Kobayashi**
Tohru, I may work at a company now,
**[03:21] Kobayashi**
but when I lived with my parents
I worked at a restaurant.
**[03:24] Kobayashi**
So, listen.
**[03:25] Kobayashi**
You shouldn't underestimate
the service industry.
**[03:27] Tohru**
M-Miss Kobayashi?!
**[03:28] Kobayashi**
The cosplay maids at maid cafés
go against my personal principles,
**[03:32] Kobayashi**
but their spirit of service
is worthy of respect.
**[03:36] Kobayashi**
This is a good opportunity, Tohru.
**[03:38] Kobayashi**
You should go learn about
the service industry.
**[03:40] Tohru**
You're making me kind of scared now.
***SIGN*** Several Days Later...
**[03:43] Kobayashi**
Well,
**[03:44] Kobayashi**
it's been some time since then,
**[03:46] Kobayashi**
so I wonder if Tohru is
doing a good job at work.
***SIGN*** Kanna Kamui (Actually a Dragon)
**[03:48] Kanna**
Kobayashi, you're a worrywart.
**[03:51] Kobayashi**
Is this it?
**[03:52] Maid4**
Welcome home, Master.
**[03:55] Kobayashi**
Oh!
**[03:56] Maid4**
And young lady.
**[03:57] Kanna**
Oh!
**[03:58] Kanna**
There're so many people like Lady Tohru!
**[04:01] Kobayashi**
Looks like this maid café
went with plain style maids.
**[04:06] Kobayashi**
People don't use the word
moe very much anymore,
**[04:09] Kobayashi**
but they've kept the spirit of those times.
**[04:12] Kobayashi**
Now, the menu...
**[04:13] Kobayashi**
Yeah!
**[04:14] Kobayashi**
This is also true to those roots.
**[04:16] Kobayashi**
There's a special service
with every menu item.
**[04:19] Kobayashi**
I'm betting the magic chants like
"Turn delicious, moemoe kyun"
**[04:21] Kobayashi**
are different for each one.
**[04:23] Kanna**
You know a lot, Kobayashi.
**[04:25] Kobayashi**
Just between you and me,
**[04:28] Kobayashi**
long ago I tried to work
in a café like this.
**[04:32] Kobayashi**
It didn't work.
**[04:33] Kobayashi**
It didn't work out.
**[04:34] Kanna**
I don't get it, but poor you.
**[04:37] Kobayashi**
More importantly, where's Tohru?
**[04:38] Kanna**
Back there.
**[04:47] Tohru**
Table 10, order's up!
**[04:48] Maid2**
On it!
**[04:49] Tohru**
I'm running low on plates,
so lay them out, lay them out!
**[04:51] Maid2**
Right away!
**[05:03] Maid1**
That's incredible skill!
**[05:04] Maid1**
Way to go, Head Chef!
**[05:06] Maid2**
You're really a huge help, Head Chef!
**[05:08] Maid3**
Head Chef Tohru-sama!
**[05:09] Tohru**
No, no, it's thanks to you
all working efficiently...
**[05:14] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:16] Tohru**
You came to see me?!
**[05:17] Kobayashi**
You're doing a splendid job.
**[05:19] Kobayashi**
I'm surprised.
**[05:21] Tohru**
You see that?
**[05:22] Tohru**
It's easy for me to handle!
**[05:25] Tohru**
I've taken another step forward as a maid...
**[05:27] Tohru**
As a maid...
**[05:30] Tohru**
I'm not working as a maid at all!
**[05:33] Kobayashi**
Yeah, you're the chef.
**[05:34] Tohru**
Hold on, I'll go ask someone
on the floor to swap with me!
**[05:36] Kobayashi**
No, I think they put you
in the right position.
**[05:39] Tohru**
No, it's the right position
for a volcanic dragon!
**[05:43] Tohru**
Please go out and come back in again!
**[05:45] Kobayashi**
Eh?
**[05:46] Maid4**
Turn delicious.
**[05:48] Kanna**
It's good.
**[05:49] Tohru**
Welcome, Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:52] Kobayashi**
Tch, it's supposed to be Master!
**[05:54] Maid1**
When Head Chef first started
on the floor she said,
**[05:57] Maid1**
"I refuse to call anyone but
Miss Kobayashi 'Master'!"
**[06:00] Kobayashi**
Wait, she doesn't even
call me Master, though.
**[06:03] Tohru**
Please have a seat over here!
**[06:05] Kobayashi**
Now I can finally order.
**[06:09] Kanna**
Omelet rice! Omelet rice!
**[06:11] Kobayashi**
Okay, two omelet rices.
**[06:13] Tohru**
Yes, coming right up!
**[06:17] Tohru**
Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
**[06:20] Kobayashi**
Be cute about it.
**[06:21] Tohru**
Of course!
**[06:23] Tohru**
I call upon the Shadow King
that rules over this world,
**[06:26] Tohru**
make this the greatest it can
be with these dark arts!
**[06:29] Tohru**
I beseech thee for abundance
and quality worth praise!
**[06:32] Tohru**
Change its value and bring forth
another monument to your glory!
**[06:35] Tohru**
Let my magic spread like
mud and bring corruption,
**[06:38] Tohru**
let my principles erode the world
and bring a deluge of madness!
**[06:41] Tohru**
Replace the genuine with falsehood!
**[06:46] Tohru**
Turn delicious, moemoe kyun!
**[06:54] Tohru**
Okay, now it's delicious.
**[06:56] Tohru**
Please eat up.
**[06:58] Kobayashi**
That was actual magic! A curse, in fact!
**[07:00] Kanna**
It's good.
**[07:01] Kobayashi**
Bring me the Head Chef!
**[07:03] Tohru**
Hello!
**[07:04] Tohru**
I'm the Head Chef, Maid, and Dragon, Tohru!
**[07:13] Tohru**
She has the skills, at least.
Only the skills.
**[07:16] Tohru**
Though, I really don't want to be anyone
but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting.
**[07:22] Maids**
You can't!
**[07:23] Tohru**
Huh?
**[07:23] Maid1**
You can't do that!
**[07:25] Maid2**
Our café's already famous for the
taste of your food, Head Chef!
**[07:29] Maid3**
There are so many posts spreading about it
through word of mouth on the net!
**[07:32] Maid2**
Head Chef!
**[07:32] Maid3**
Head Chef!
**[07:33] Maid1**
Head Chef!
**[07:35] Tohru**
Uhh, then...
**[07:37] Tohru**
I'll teach you the magic chant
to make food delicious.
**[07:41] Tohru**
Listen closely.
**[07:42] Tohru**
For a human to do it, you'll have
to draw this magic circle first...
**[07:49] Maid4**
Welcome home, Master.
**[07:51] Takiya**
Oh, this is a nice café.
**[07:54] Takiya**
Okay, we'll take two omelet rices.
**[07:56] Maid4**
Coming right up.
**[07:57] Maid4**
Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
**[08:01] Maid4**
I call upon the Shadow King
that rules over this world,
**[08:04] Maid4**
make this the greatest it
can be with these dark arts!
***SIGN*** Takiya Makoto
**[08:05] Takiya**
This is an awfully unique maid café!
**[08:07] Maid 4**
I beseech you for abundance and quality!
***SIGN*** Eatery Reviews
***SIGN*** Ate Bookmarked
***SIGN*** Closest Station: Oborozuka Station
***SIGN*** Cost: 650+ yen Closed On: -
***SIGN*** The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
***SIGN*** I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came
second as long as I could enjoy the girls. However... Read More
***SIGN*** Deliciousness You Can't Taste Elsewhere
***SIGN*** I had my own biases, but the food was surprisingly good, and I never thought... Read More
***SIGN*** The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
***SIGN*** I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came second as long as I could enjoy the girls.
***SIGN*** However, their most popular dish, the omelet rice, tasted better than any other restaurant's omelet rice.
***SIGN*** Too Delicious for a Maid Café! Practically—
***SIGN*** Omelet Rice Was Superb!
***SIGN*** food was delicious!
***SIGN*** omelet rice
**[08:24] Tohru**
As a maid, not a chef!
**[08:26] Tohru**
Where are the reviews about me as a maid?!
**[08:29] Kobayashi**
Don't break my mouse, okay?
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
**[08:38] Announcer**
* We predict sudden changes*
* in the weather patterns,*
**[08:40] Kobayashi**
Ahhn.
**[08:40] Announcer**
* so please pay attention*
* to future weather reports.*
***SIGN*** Early This Morning Unexplained Landslide
***SIGN*** Landslide, No One Injured
**[08:44] Announcer**
*Next up is the news.*
**[08:46] Announcer**
* Early this morning there*
* was a large-scale landslide.*
**[08:50] Announcer**
*It looks like the earth was sliced away,*
**[08:52] Kobayashi**
That's where I met you, Tohru.
**[08:52] Announcer**
*and there are many unexplained aspects,*
**[08:55] Announcer**
* so the local government advises*
* people to stay away from the scene.*
**[08:56] Tohru**
How could they do that to our precious spot!
**[08:59] Announcer**
* The city has already*
* requested an investigation*
**[08:59] Tohru**
I'll find the culprit and send them
to Gehenna, then Jahannam,
**[09:01] Announcer**
* and aid for restoration from the*
* prefecture and national government.*
**[09:02] Tohru**
and finally feed them to Amam!
**[09:04] Announcer**
* An emergency meeting has been called*
* between local, prefectural, and national officials—*
**[09:04] Kobayashi**
But the only ones who could
do something like that are...
***SIGN*** Fafnir (Actually a Dragon)
**[09:08] Fafnir**
I was reviewing the calls and responses
for a game event at that time.
***SIGN*** Magatsuchi Shouta
**[09:13] Shouta**
Lucoa's been out of the
country since yesterday.
**[09:16] Shouta**
We're bound by... by my magic power,
**[09:19] Shouta**
so I can tell where she is.
***SIGN*** Elma (Actually a Dragon)
**[09:22] Elma**
Taiyaki! It's so good!
**[09:29] Elma**
What are you doing here
out of the blue, Tohru?!
**[09:31] Tohru**
You're the culprit!
**[09:32] Elma**
What are you talking about?!
**[09:33] Kobayashi**
On today's news there was a mountain that...
**[09:37] Elma**
Oh, yeah. I was curious about that, too!
**[09:41] Kobayashi**
It wasn't you either?
**[09:42] Elma**
I just assumed Tohru had done that.
**[09:44] Tohru**
No, I didn't!
**[09:45] Kobayashi**
Hold on.
**[09:46] Kobayashi**
Then, that means it was some dragon
other than the ones we know?
**[09:49] Tohru**
There aren't that many who
could break my barrier.
**[09:52] Kobayashi**
Then... who?
**[09:54] Ilulu**
Me.
***SIGN*** Ilulu
**[10:04] Ilulu**
Good afternoon.
**[10:07] Tohru**
Ilulu.
**[10:12] Ilulu**
What a pretty city.
**[10:15] Ilulu**
People laughing.
**[10:18] Ilulu**
With so many here, you could enjoy
all the destruction you wanted.
**[10:22] Ilulu**
Yet here you are, a chaos dragon
laughing with humans.
**[10:25] Ilulu**
I was watching because
I was a little curious,
**[10:28] Ilulu**
but now I'm sick of it. So forget it.
**[10:30] Ilulu**
Long and short,
**[10:32] Ilulu**
you're an enemy!
**[10:37] Tohru**
Tch!
**[10:41] Kobayashi**
Who is that?
**[10:42] Elma**
Ilulu.
**[10:43] Elma**
She's with the most radical
wing of the chaos faction.
**[10:45] Elma**
She just plain loves destruction.
**[10:47] Elma**
I'm sure she followed Tohru here.
***SIGN*** Also followed Tohru here
**[10:50] Elma**
See, what did I just tell you?
**[10:51] Elma**
She's planning to destroy this world.
**[10:54] Kobayashi**
Well, still...
**[10:55] Kobayashi**
Tohru will do something about her.
**[10:57] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's might
is only slightly below Tohru's.
**[11:00] Elma**
If the two of them fight,
they'll destroy this whole region.
**[11:03] Kobayashi**
She'll do something about that, too.
**[11:05] Elma**
You believe in Tohru?
**[11:07] Kobayashi**
Well,
**[11:08] Kobayashi**
that's really
**[11:10] Kobayashi**
all I can do.
**[11:11] Kobayashi**
So, I'll just do that.
**[11:15] Tohru**
Destruction isn't allowed in this world.
**[11:18] Ilulu**
What are you saying?
**[11:19] Ilulu**
I'm with the chaos faction.
**[11:21] Tohru**
If you can't abide by that,
I'll blast you back to whence you came.
**[11:24] Ilulu**
I'm more than happy to fight.
**[11:27] Ilulu**
Attacks like that won't affect me.
**[11:38] Tohru**
Oh, no! The city!
**[11:45] Tohru**
Hot!
**[11:48] Tohru**
Ow!
**[11:49] Kobayashi**
Uhh, is she struggling?
**[11:51] Elma**
Tohru is trying to protect
the city while fighting.
**[11:54] Elma**
She's at a disadvantage.
**[11:56] Kobayashi**
You're not going to help her?
**[11:58] Elma**
Me?
**[12:00] Elma**
I'm with the harmony faction.
**[12:02] Elma**
Normally, Tohru and I would be enemies.
**[12:03] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[12:04] Elma**
I have put up a barrier to keep humans away,
**[12:06] Elma**
but that's just to avoid trouble.
**[12:08] Kobayashi**
What about the other dragons?
**[12:10] Elma**
Sir Fafnir would tell her
to clean up her own mess.
**[12:14] Elma**
Lady Lucoa is with the spectator faction,
so she won't intervene.
**[12:17] Elma**
Kanna wouldn't be strong enough.
**[12:20] Elma**
If she defeats Tohru,
then I'll fight, as well.
**[12:23] Elma**
I'll try to protect both you and this city.
**[12:25] Kobayashi**
But then, Tohru would be...
**[12:32] Kobayashi**
*Even if I believe in her,*
**[12:34] Kobayashi**
* if that doesn't give her strength,*
* it's no different than doing nothing.*
**[12:39] Kobayashi**
*But that's all I can—*
**[12:42] Kobayashi**
Elma!
**[12:44] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi, if you're asking
me to aid Tohru, I can't.
**[12:48] Kobayashi**
Pudding!
**[12:48] Elma**
Wait! You can't just buy me off with...
**[12:51] Kobayashi**
Cream puffs!
**[12:52] Kobayashi**
Coffee jelly!
**[12:54] Kobayashi**
Chocolate cake!
**[12:55] Kobayashi**
Maple syrup pancakes!
**[12:57] Kobayashi**
All the sweets you can eat!
**[13:14] Tohru**
Ow.
**[13:18] Ilulu**
I hit you with thirty shots of flaming acid.
**[13:21] Ilulu**
I landed several good
blows with my claws, too.
**[13:25] Ilulu**
And all that earns is an ow?
**[13:26] Ilulu**
Well, I'm stumped.
**[13:28] Ilulu**
I can't think of a way to kill you.
**[13:30] Tohru**
Me, neither.
**[13:32] Tohru**
If I attack you all-out,
the city will be destroyed.
**[13:35] Tohru**
But I can't defeat you otherwise.
**[13:38] Tohru**
Your attacks are starting
to get irritating, too!
**[13:41] Tohru**
But I have to protect the city!
**[13:44] Tohru**
I'm ready to explode
**[13:46] Tohru**
and take everything with me.
**[13:48] Ilulu**
You're bluffing.
**[13:51] Kobayashi**
Tohru!
**[13:52] Kobayashi**
Elma's put up a barrier!
**[13:55] Elma**
Only because Miss Kobayashi
made a deal with me!
**[14:00] Ilulu**
So, what?
**[14:03] Ilulu**
That's disgusting,
acting all friendly with humans.
**[14:06] Ilulu**
We're just getting started!
**[14:08] Ilulu**
Now to destroy this world with my true form!
**[14:33] Tohru**
*That was a close call.*
**[14:36] Tohru**
*I didn't take that much damage,*
**[14:39] Tohru**
* but I nearly forgot I had*
* to protect the city, too.*
**[14:43] Tohru**
* For a moment I almost thought I could*
* just let everyone but Miss Kobayashi die.*
**[14:48] Tohru**
* But then I wouldn't be able*
* to stay in this world.*
**[14:54] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, umm...
**[15:10] Kobayashi**
Shall we go home?
**[15:14] Tohru**
Yes.
**[15:19] Tohru**
*I can try as hard as I must.*
**[15:21] Tohru**
*If it means staying with Miss Kobayashi,*
**[15:24] Tohru**
* I can break any obstacles*
* that stand in my way.*
**[15:36] Ilulu**
That human...
**[15:38] Ilulu**
She got Elma to act and saved Tohru.
**[15:42] Ilulu**
Humans are our enemies.
**[15:44] Ilulu**
That's what we were taught, but...
**[15:48] Ilulu**
I want to know...
**[15:50] Ilulu**
about that human...
***SIGN*** Quetzalcoatl (Actually a Dragon)
**[15:57] Lucoa**
Huh? Me? Me who?
**[16:00] Lucoa**
Oh, yeah.
**[16:03] Lucoa**
A cold? Hmm.
**[16:05] Lucoa**
The train?
**[16:06] Lucoa**
Your bag? Yeah.
**[16:11] Lucoa**
Compensation?
**[16:12] Lucoa**
By today?
**[16:13] Lucoa**
Two million?
**[16:20] Lucoa**
Oh, that's terrible.
**[16:34] Ilulu**
It was hard enough getting the gate open.
**[16:37] Ilulu**
I'm surprised Tohru so easily pulls
off something that draining.
**[16:43] Kobayashi**
The last train, huh?
**[16:45] Kobayashi**
I guess I could have Tohru come pick me up.
**[16:49] Kobayashi**
You.
**[16:50] Ilulu**
The human called Kobayashi.
**[16:52] Ilulu**
Why are you living with a dragon?
**[16:55] Kobayashi**
Because Tohru chose to fit my lifestyle,
not because I did anything.
**[17:00] Ilulu**
Aren't you afraid?
**[17:02] Tohru**
Fear me!
**[17:03] Kobayashi**
Well, not when she's that cute.
**[17:07] Ilulu**
So...
**[17:10] Ilulu**
She makes you horny?
**[17:11] Street**
Stop
**[17:11] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[17:12] Ilulu**
You're in love with Tohru's human form.
**[17:15] Ilulu**
That's why you're fine?
**[17:16] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[17:18] Kobayashi**
No, no, what are you talking about?
**[17:20] Ilulu**
A strong denial.
**[17:22] Ilulu**
Suspicious.
**[17:22] Kobayashi**
That's not it!
**[17:24] Ilulu**
Then...
**[17:29] Kobayashi**
*What is this? Wow...*
**[17:32] Ilulu**
Well?
**[17:33] Ilulu**
You're only human in the end.
**[17:35] Ilulu**
You can't resist your desires.
**[17:37] Ilulu**
Now, let your pitiful
male instincts run free!
**[17:41] Ilulu**
You want to be loved, right?
**[17:43] Ilulu**
Tonight you can unleash your lusts on me.
**[17:45] Ilulu**
Go on.
**[17:46] Ilulu**
Go on, go on.
**[17:48] Kobayashi**
I'm a woman!
**[17:49] Ilulu**
Ow!
**[17:51] Kobayashi**
Cut the crap!
**[17:52] Kobayashi**
I'll unleash flames of rage and resentment
on those huge lumps of fat every day!
**[17:58] Kobayashi**
Ahh, the last train's about to leave!
***SIGN*** Tatsunokuchi Station
**[18:00] Ilulu**
Ah, wait!
**[18:03] Announcer**
* Please do not rush onto the*
* train while doors are closing.*
**[18:17] Kobayashi**
What?
**[18:18] Kobayashi**
Haven't caused enough commotion?
**[18:23] Ilulu**
I can't accept you.
**[18:25] Ilulu**
Humans and dragons can't coexist.
**[18:30] Ilulu**
When they're together
their differences cause suffering,
**[18:32] Ilulu**
and as that suffering continues
it breeds hatred for others.
**[18:35] Ilulu**
Respect turns to envy
**[18:37] Ilulu**
and eventually creates pain.
**[18:41] Ilulu**
What Tohru feels for you is
nothing more than curiosity.
**[18:46] Ilulu**
When that finally runs out...
**[18:50] Ilulu**
Don't sleep!
**[18:52] Kobayashi**
Oh, it's fine.
**[18:54] Kobayashi**
I was listening, I was listening.
**[18:55] Ilulu**
Liar!
**[18:56] Kobayashi**
You were talking about the differences
between species or something, right?
**[19:00] Kobayashi**
You said you can't accept me, right?
**[19:02] Kobayashi**
So, is there something you want a
human like me to do to satisfy you?
**[19:06] Ilulu**
Correct your understanding!
**[19:11] Kobayashi**
I'll borrow your own words
to say my piece, then.
**[19:16] Kobayashi**
When we enjoy our differences
**[19:17] Kobayashi**
and that enjoyment continues,
it breeds love for others.
**[19:20] Kobayashi**
Respect is joined by trust
**[19:22] Kobayashi**
and eventually creates bonds.
**[19:25] Kobayashi**
I would say that's what I
feel in my life with Tohru.
**[19:29] Ilulu**
That's just a convenient interpretation!
**[19:31] Ilulu**
There are still tragedies, too!
**[19:32] Ilulu**
You're just glossing over
it with pretty words!
**[19:36] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[19:38] Kobayashi**
We do fight and hurt each other,
**[19:41] Kobayashi**
but I turn a blind eye to that
**[19:43] Kobayashi**
and I don't care if it gets
buried under something ugly.
**[19:46] Kobayashi**
Even if I don't properly
understand her feelings,
**[19:49] Kobayashi**
I've done what I can to respond to them,
**[19:51] Kobayashi**
and we manage.
**[19:52] Kobayashi**
That's the kind of person I am.
**[19:54] Ilulu**
Is that how you humans think?
**[19:57] Kobayashi**
No. It's how I, Kobayashi, think.
**[20:01] Kobayashi**
Don't you distinguish between
how you and other dragons think?
**[20:06] Ilulu**
There's no need to.
**[20:08] Ilulu**
They're the same.
**[20:09] Kobayashi**
Really?
**[20:11] Kobayashi**
But the dragon who came up with
what dragons should think
**[20:15] Kobayashi**
wasn't you, was it?
**[20:36] Ilulu**
You can spout your pretty words,
but you're still a human.
**[20:39] Ilulu**
It didn't work because you're a woman.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka
**[20:48] Kobayashi**
Whoa.
**[20:52] Kobayashi**
I guess Ilulu left?
**[20:55] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[21:04] Kobayashi**
What is this?
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Oh?
**[21:43] Takiya**
Faf-kun?
**[21:46] Takiya**
The fate of mankind
**[21:48] Takiya**
is in jeopardy!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:22] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, it's started again!
**[23:25] Tohru**
The story of the love between you and me!
**[23:28] Kobayashi**
There was a new dragon, though?
**[23:30] Tohru**
She won't appear anymore.
**[23:31] Kobayashi**
That's not true.
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***SIGN*** Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
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# E2 - Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2JX72/hot-guy-kobayashi-in-many-ways)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Ilulu.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Ilulu.
**[00:05] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Were you playing with humans again?
**[00:07] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[00:08] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Humans are nice, so I love them!
**[00:11] (Flashback) Dragon1**
I see.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Dragon1**
Perhaps it is time we
consider coexisting, then.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Dragon2**
Bad news!
**[00:18] (Flashback) Dragon2**
The humans are attacking the dragon village!
**[00:21] (Flashback) Dragon3**
This always happens when we stay quiet.
**[00:26] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Damn humans!
**[00:27] (Flashback) Dragon3**
They will pay!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Where's Mom and Dad?
**[00:31] (Flashback) Dragon2**
I'm sorry, dear.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Does this mean I can't
play with humans anymore?
**[00:35] (Flashback) Dragon2**
Of course it does!
**[00:37] (Flashback) Dragon2**
The humans are the ones who
took your parents from you!
**[00:41] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Humans are our enemy!
**[00:43] (Flashback) Dragon3**
There will never be
understanding between us!
**[02:22] Kobayashi**
Good.
**[02:23] Kobayashi**
Everyone's asleep.
**[02:27] Kobayashi**
I can't believe the first one I'd see aside
from my father's would be my own...
**[02:35] Tohru**
Oh, welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[02:38] Tohru**
Jeez, please say something
if you're going to be late.
**[02:41] Kobayashi**
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
**[02:43] Tohru**
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
**[02:45] Tohru**
Your face is bright red.
**[02:47] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[02:48] Tohru**
Do you have a cold?
**[02:50] Kobayashi**
I-I'm fine!
**[02:53] Kobayashi**
*Huh? Why?!*
**[02:55] Kobayashi**
* Why is my heart racing because*
* Tohru looks like this?!*
**[02:57] Kobayashi**
*Does this mean I'm lusting after Tohru?*
**[03:01] Kobayashi**
Just put your clothes on.
**[03:03] Tohru**
Okay.
**[03:07] Ilulu**
Kobayashi,
**[03:08] Ilulu**
now that you've become a man,
**[03:10] Ilulu**
you'll show your true colors in no time!
**[03:13] Ilulu**
Now, show me!
**[03:15] Ilulu**
Show me how shallow humans are!
**[03:17] Kobayashi**
*I bet that's what she's thinking.*
**[03:20] Kobayashi**
* I'm betting Ilulu used magic*
* to turn me into a guy.*
**[03:23] Kobayashi**
*I just hope I go back to normal with time.*
**[03:29] Kobayashi**
* I don't know what Ilulu*
* hopes to get out of me,*
**[03:33] Kobayashi**
*but I need to keep a clear head.*
**[03:48] Kobayashi**
K-Kanna-chan?!
**[03:51] Kanna**
Good morning, Kobayashi.
**[03:54] Kobayashi**
What's wrong?
**[03:55] Kanna**
I thought you'd be cold in the morning.
**[03:58] Kobayashi**
I-I'm awake already, okay?
**[04:05] Kobayashi**
* At this point, I have no*
* idea what might happen.*
**[04:10] Kobayashi**
* I'll need to keep some*
* distance from the others.*
**[04:13] Kobayashi**
*I wonder if Tohru could fix this.*
**[04:15] Tohru**
Huh?! Miss Kobayashi's become a male?!
**[04:18] Tohru**
Let's do it, then!
**[04:19] Tohru**
Let's get on with preserving our species!
**[04:22] Kobayashi**
*That's dangerous.*
**[04:24] TVMan**
*Okay, let's ride the canoe to adventure!*
**[04:26] Kobayashi**
What are you watching?
**[04:27] TVMan**
* Everyone watching at home*
* come along with us, too!*
**[04:27] Kanna**
*Clinky Clang*.
**[04:29] Kanna**
Oh!
**[04:31] TVMan**
*Are you all ready?*
**[04:33] TVMan**
*Let's go!*
**[04:33] Kids**
*Go!*
**[04:35] Both**
Oh!
**[04:35] Kobayashi**
Oh?
**[04:36] TVMan**
*Now, paddle, paddle!*
**[04:38] Both**
Yeah!
**[04:40] TVMan**
*It's a waterfall! Everyone, huddle up!*
**[04:46] Kobayashi**
*This is normal between women.*
**[04:49] Kobayashi**
*I-I can take it.*
**[04:50] Kobayashi**
* I won't be controlled by*
* some crazy instincts.*
**[04:54] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[04:56] Kobayashi**
Don't hug me for no reason!
**[04:58] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[04:59] Kobayashi**
*Don't frolic on me!*
**[05:01] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:03] Kobayashi**
I said, don't hug me for no reason!
**[05:04] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:05] Kobayashi**
No!
**[05:14] Kobayashi**
Was her contact always this intense?
**[05:19] Kobayashi**
Phew.
**[05:20] Kobayashi**
Thank goodness, it's gotten smaller.
**[05:24] Kobayashi**
I knew Ilulu had to be weakened
after her battle with Tohru.
**[05:30] Kobayashi**
* The factions of dragons*
* from Tohru's world...*
**[05:33] Kobayashi**
*The chaos faction, right?*
**[05:35] Kobayashi**
* They hate humans and teach*
* their children the same.*
**[05:40] Kobayashi**
*Ilulu was raised that way,*
**[05:42] Kobayashi**
*so she lives that way*
**[05:46] Kobayashi**
*and thinks like that, too.*
**[05:51] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:54] Tohru**
Kanna's asleep, so how
about some evening liquor?
**[05:58] Kobayashi**
Mmm.
**[06:04] Kobayashi**
It's good.
**[06:06] Kobayashi**
*I'm done thinking about it today.*
**[06:11] Kobayashi**
*Huh? This happened before, too.*
**[06:14] Kobayashi**
*The love potion?!*
**[06:18] Tohru**
I noticed partway through.
**[06:21] Tohru**
Right now, you...
**[06:23] Tohru**
have one of *those*!
**[06:25] Tohru**
Ilulu must have gotten to you, huh?
**[06:28] Tohru**
Poor Miss Kobayashi.
**[06:31] Tohru**
I'll fix you right up.
**[06:32] Tohru**
But before that!
**[06:33] Tohru**
I'll seize my opportunity!
**[06:36] Tohru**
Now that our hearts are united,
that just leaves our bodies.
**[06:41] Tohru**
Now, Miss Kobayashi, give it all to me.
**[06:45] Tohru**
Why are you completely turned off?!
**[06:47] Kobayashi**
You took off your maid outfit.
**[06:48] Kobayashi**
How could you?
**[06:49] Tohru**
Huh?
**[06:50] Kobayashi**
Tohru, I'm going to tell you all
the things that make a maid great
**[06:54] Kobayashi**
from the male perspective.
**[07:00] Kobayashi**
Good.
**[07:05] Kobayashi**
*I made it through that.*
**[07:07] Kobayashi**
*What will you do next, Ilulu?*
**[07:19] Georgie**
It's displayed nicely, Miss.
**[07:23] Saikawa**
Something's not right, though.
**[07:27] Saikawa**
That does it!
**[07:29] Georgie**
I see!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
**[07:43] Cremene**
Stop. Don't run.
**[07:49] Ilulu**
You followed me here, harmony bastard?!
**[07:52] Cremene**
I'm Cremene of the dragon-slaying camp.
**[07:55] Cremene**
Give my name to the judge in
the underworld after you die.
**[07:58] Cremene**
I want the credit.
**[08:03] Kobayashi**
Now...
**[08:05] Kobayashi**
*Ilulu always appears when I'm alone,*
**[08:09] Kobayashi**
*so maybe I can see her if I wait here?*
**[08:12] Kobayashi**
*I wonder why I'm*
**[08:14] Kobayashi**
*focusing on Ilulu so much?*
**[08:18] Kobayashi**
* Maybe it's because I feel*
* like we could get along?*
**[08:23] Kobayashi**
*All the others I've met from another world*
**[08:25] Kobayashi**
*have been friendly.*
**[08:28] Kobayashi**
* They all have this air of having lived*
* through conflict and its resulting tragedy,*
**[08:33] Kobayashi**
* yet they're still able*
* to interact with people*
**[08:36] Kobayashi**
*because they know that's not everything.*
**[08:38] Kobayashi**
* Because they're willing to believe*
* there's more than just strife.*
**[08:42] Kobayashi**
*That's the Tohru I believe in.*
**[08:46] Kobayashi**
*Which is why I want her to reconcile*
**[08:49] Kobayashi**
*with Ilulu.*
**[08:53] Kobayashi**
Ilulu's not showing up.
**[08:56] Kobayashi**
Maybe she's over here,
where there's less foot traffic?
**[09:05] Kobayashi**
Ilulu?!
**[09:07] Kobayashi**
You're injured?
**[09:09] Cremene**
You've seen us?
**[09:12] Cremene**
Human of this world, I have come to destroy
that vile beast from another world.
**[09:19] Cremene**
Leave here at once,
**[09:21] Cremene**
and forget you were ever here.
**[09:25] Kobayashi**
Who is this guy?
**[09:27] Kobayashi**
Do you mean you're here to kill Ilulu?
**[09:29] Kobayashi**
You're saying you're an adult
that's trying to kill a child?
**[09:32] Cremene**
I am.
**[09:33] Cremene**
That creature is chaos.
**[09:36] Cremene**
An evil dragon that will bring
naught but harm to humans.
**[09:39] Kobayashi**
In that case...
**[09:47] Cremene**
What is that unpleasant blare?!
**[09:50] Neighbor**
Hey! Keep it down!
**[09:51] Kobayashi**
All right!
**[09:54] Kobayashi**
Security Buzzer Power!
**[10:00] Kobayashi**
You're damn heavy!
**[10:02] Cremene**
They ran away?
**[10:05] Cremene**
Why would a human...?
**[10:11] Kobayashi**
Oh, coming to?
**[10:15] Kobayashi**
You okay?
**[10:16] Kobayashi**
It looks like your wound
healed up right away, though.
**[10:20] Ilulu**
Why did you save me?
**[10:22] Kobayashi**
Can we say we're safe yet?
**[10:25] Kobayashi**
I'm sure that guy's still after you, right?
**[10:28] Ilulu**
It doesn't matter.
**[10:30] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[10:31] Ilulu**
If I'm defeated in battle,
then that's just my fate.
**[10:35] Kobayashi**
Wouldn't me saving you be fate, too, then?
**[10:42] Kobayashi**
Hey, Ilulu.
**[10:43] Kobayashi**
Is there something you want to tell me?
**[10:46] Kobayashi**
The way you mess with me
**[10:48] Kobayashi**
kind of suggests there is.
**[10:50] Ilulu**
I...
**[10:51] Ilulu**
can't accept dragons coexisting with humans.
**[10:55] Ilulu**
There's no way they can
get along with humans.
**[10:57] Kobayashi**
You told me that before.
**[11:00] Ilulu**
Because if they can get along...
**[11:04] Ilulu**
then why did I spend all this time...
**[11:10] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Dragons are superior beings,
so associating with humans is shameful.
**[11:14] Ilulu**
I really...
**[11:15] (Flashback) Dragon4**
There were all kinds of tragedies.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Dragon4**
Harmony is impossible.
**[11:19] Ilulu**
I really, well...
**[11:21] (Flashback) Dragon3**
Humans are our enemy!
**[11:22] Ilulu**
I wanted...
**[11:23] Ilulu**
I wanted to...
**[11:29] Ilulu**
I really...
**[11:32] Ilulu**
wanted to play with them more!
**[11:41] Ilulu**
No one would let me.
**[11:43] Ilulu**
That girl and that boy did
nothing wrong, and yet...
**[11:51] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[11:53] Kobayashi**
Then, hey,
**[11:57] Kobayashi**
let's play together next time.
**[12:02] Kobayashi**
We do all kinds of things, you know.
**[12:05] Kobayashi**
We play dodgeball, go to Comiket,
go to hot springs, and so on.
**[12:09] Kobayashi**
Though, you'll have to lay off the kind
of play that turns into battles.
**[12:13] Ilulu**
Y-You're trying to trick me!
**[12:16] Ilulu**
You're trying to win me over
by saying nice things!
**[12:19] Kobayashi**
Yeah, I am.
**[12:20] Ilulu**
Huh?
**[12:21] Kobayashi**
I'm trying to tame a fierce,
evil dragon of chaos
**[12:24] Kobayashi**
with sweet words to render her harmless.
**[12:28] Kobayashi**
Will you believe what you've been taught?
**[12:30] Kobayashi**
Or would you care to be tricked by me?
**[12:44] Ilulu**
I...
**[12:45] Cremene**
That's enough.
**[12:47] Cremene**
I can't believe you and the
human were working together.
**[12:50] Cremene**
I'll exterminate you, too!
**[12:52] Kobayashi**
Can you do that?
**[12:54] Kobayashi**
You have rules to follow, don't you?
**[12:56] Cremene**
Those rules are only on paper.
**[12:58] Cremene**
They're rules between dragons,
so they don't apply to humans.
**[13:04] Kobayashi**
* He's making Tohru's father*
* seem genuinely nice.*
**[13:08] Kobayashi**
*But...*
**[13:12] Kobayashi**
*Don't underestimate humans.*
**[13:15] Cremene**
A human who would try to protect a dragon?
**[13:19] Cremene**
Hmph!
**[13:21] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[13:24] Kobayashi**
Ow!
**[13:29] Kobayashi**
That super hurts.
**[13:32] Kobayashi**
You're late.
**[13:49] Cremene**
You?!
**[13:50] Cremene**
How are you here?!
**[13:52] Tohru**
How dare you hurt Miss Kobayashi!
**[13:55] Cremene**
E-Even if you're here, I just
need to call in reinforcements!
**[13:59] Cremene**
I'll summon Lady Elma at on—
**[14:03] Tohru**
Choose the right words
to plead for your life
**[14:05] Tohru**
and I'll let you have your soul
back after breaking your body.
**[14:09] Tohru**
Now,
**[14:10] Tohru**
beg for your life!
**[14:21] Kobayashi**
D-Did you kill him?
**[14:23] Tohru**
No, I just erased his
memories of this world
**[14:26] Tohru**
and sent him back from where he came.
**[14:29] Tohru**
After punishing him a bit.
***SIGN*** Horn
**[14:31] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[14:33] Kobayashi**
Thank goodness.
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
Now Ilulu can...
**[14:36] Kobayashi**
Huh? Now that I'm relieved, I feel...
**[14:42] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi?!
**[14:43] Tohru**
Please hang in there!
**[14:45] Tohru**
Dragon saliva can stop bleeding!
**[14:48] Ilulu**
You just want to lick her, don't you?!
**[14:50] Tohru**
Here I come, Miss Kobayashi!
Lick, lick, lick, lick!
**[14:54] Ilulu**
Man, your tongue is long!
**[14:59] Kobayashi**
*A functional member of society*
**[15:02] Kobayashi**
*is someone who diligently obeys the rules*
**[15:05] Kobayashi**
* and prioritizes their company*
* over their private life.*
**[15:08] Kobayashi**
*I believed that's just how it is.*
**[15:12] Kobayashi**
* Because I was taught that it's my duty to*
* fill my role as a functional member of society.*
**[15:17] Kobayashi**
* Then, the next thing I knew, I no longer*
* had any friends in my private life.*
**[15:23] Kobayashi**
* That was when I met Tohru*
* and managed to change.*
**[15:29] Kobayashi**
*So, maybe,*
**[15:30] Kobayashi**
*I was seeing my old self in Ilulu.*
**[15:37] Kobayashi**
*Ah.*
**[15:38] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi?
**[15:39] Tohru**
Stay with me!
**[15:40] Kanna**
You're okay.
**[15:42] Kobayashi**
Tohru.
**[15:43] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan.
**[15:45] Kobayashi**
Is this our home?
**[15:46] Kobayashi**
Yes!
**[15:47] Kobayashi**
I healed your wounds, as well!
**[15:50] Kobayashi**
Where's Ilulu?
**[15:53] Tohru**
Right there.
**[15:59] Tohru**
This girl wouldn't even
try to leave your side.
**[16:02] Tohru**
Even if she's finally noticed what
makes you so great, it's too late!
**[16:06] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[16:09] Ilulu**
Can I let you trick me?
**[16:14] Kobayashi**
Yeah, of course.
**[16:27] Announcer**
*Good morning.*
**[16:29] Announcer**
* El Niño Miki is here to share*
* today's national weather.*
**[16:33] Announcer**
*Today, large regions will be seeing sunshine.*
**[16:33] Kobayashi**
Will she be fine without making
her claws and tail disappear?
**[16:37] Announcer**
* We're under a high pressure system,*
* so it's calm skies over a wide region.*
**[16:38] Kobayashi**
And if she could make her
breasts a normal size.
**[16:41] Announcer**
* You can rest assured and*
* hang your laundry out today.*
**[16:41] Tohru**
Ilulu is already pushing
herself as it is at that size.
**[16:44] Announcer**
* The cherry blossoms are*
* starting to bloom as well.*
**[16:45] Tohru**
If she wasn't pushing herself,
her breasts would be even bigger.
**[16:47] Announcer**
* They're only just blooming, but there*
* aren't many caterpillars at this time!*
**[16:49] Tohru**
Oh, she could probably make her claws
and tail disappear if she tried.
**[16:52] Announcer**
* So, how about giving an early*
* flower viewing a try right now?*
**[16:52] Kobayashi**
Huh? What do you mean she
can't reduce her breasts?
**[16:55] Kobayashi**
Give me about 5% of that!
**[16:56] Announcer**
* Mornings and evenings will*
* be chilly in many locations.*
**[16:58] Ilulu**
Kobayashi, Kobayashi.
**[17:00] Kobayashi**
What's the matter?
**[17:01] Ilulu**
This is where excrement goes, right?
**[17:04] Ilulu**
How does it work?
**[17:05] Kobayashi**
I have to start from there?
**[17:07] Kobayashi**
Yeah, you sit on there.
**[17:09] Kobayashi**
Just like that.
**[17:11] Ilulu**
I got it.
**[17:13] Kobayashi**
We'll have to teach her all kinds of things.
**[17:17] Kobayashi**
If only I had a talented
maid at times like these.
**[17:20] Kobayashi**
I'd see them in a whole new light.
**[17:25] Kobayashi**
Sorry. Just while I'm away at work.
**[17:28] Tohru**
It's fine.
**[17:30] Tohru**
You and I have a special,
eternal bond, after all!
**[17:34] Kobayashi**
Don't add eternal on there so casually.
**[17:36] Tohru**
Have a good day.
**[17:38] ExerciseMan**
*Have you been working those muscles?*
**[17:41] Tohru**
*Now...*
**[17:41] ExerciseMan**
* When you don't work out they'll degrade*
* and it can hasten your body's aging.*
**[17:44] Tohru**
* We were just trying to kill*
* each other the other day.*
**[17:48] Ilulu**
* There's no way Tohru would*
* forgive a traitor.*
**[17:51] Ilulu**
*She'll eliminate me.*
**[17:53] Ilulu**
* But I want to know more about*
* Kobayashi before that.*
**[17:56] Ilulu**
*I won't go down easily.*
**[17:58] (Flashback) Kobayashi**
Don't fight!
**[18:02] Tohru**
Here.
***SIGN*** Living as a Human Manual
***SIGN*** Kobayashi Tohru
**[18:04] Tohru**
It's the manual I wrote on
how to live as a human.
**[18:07] Tohru**
Now, change your claws into human hands.
**[18:15] Tohru**
Wha?
**[18:21] Tohru**
Why are you laughing at yourself?!
**[18:23] Tohru**
Do you suck at making hands?
**[18:26] Ilulu**
I can't transform them well.
**[18:28] Ilulu**
I'll read it like this.
**[18:29] Tohru**
Oh, you can hold it with those hands?
**[18:31] Ilulu**
They come with tiny hands.
**[18:33] Tohru**
Creepy!
**[18:37] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Greetings.*
**[18:38] Ilulu&Screen**
* Humans establish communication*
* with greetings.*
**[18:42] Ilulu&Screen**
* For now just repeat whatever*
* greeting one says to you."*
**[18:46] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Food.*
**[18:47] Ilulu&Screen**
* Humans can mostly eat anything,*
* but they stubbornly won't eat dragon meat.*
**[18:52] Ilulu&Screen**
*Currently seeking ways to get them to eat it."*
**[18:55] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Mating*
**[18:56] Ilulu&Screen**
*I want to do it."*
**[18:57] Ilulu**
The stuff in here is biased!
**[18:59] Tohru**
It's the truth for me.
**[19:01] Ilulu&Screen**
*"Clothing.*
**[19:02] Ilulu&Screen**
* Wearing clothing as similar as possible to what*
* other humans wear will keep you from standing out."*
**[19:07] Illu**
Hmm?
**[19:08] Illu**
Aren't you going against this a bit?
***SIGN*** Conspicuous
**[19:11] Tohru**
Yah!
**[19:12] Ilulu**
Fine.
**[19:13] Ilulu**
I'll wear human clothing, too.
**[19:16] Tohru**
We don't have your size.
**[19:17] Ilulu**
There are Kanna's clothes, right?
**[19:19] Tohru**
The size won't fit!
**[19:20] Ilulu**
See, it fit.
**[19:24] Tohru**
What did I just tell you?
**[19:26] Tohru**
Why don't you transform
your scales like I do?
**[19:30] Ilulu**
I don't have the skill to do that.
**[19:32] Tohru**
I'll lend you my clothes, then.
**[19:36] Tohru**
What are you planning to do from now on?
**[19:38] Ilulu**
What will I do?
**[19:40] Tohru**
What do you want to do?
**[19:42] Tohru**
There's something, isn't there?
**[19:44] Ilulu**
Something I want to do?
**[19:46] Ilulu**
I'll think on it.
**[19:48] Tohru**
That so?
**[19:49] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[19:51] Tohru**
Well, you're welcome to stay in our
home as long as you like until you decide.
**[19:55] Ilulu**
You couldn't fully say
that polite phrase there.
**[19:57] Tohru**
This might come as a surprise,
**[19:59] Tohru**
but I don't take kindly to you being here!
**[20:02] Ilulu**
That's not a surprise.
**[20:04] Tohru**
After all, think about how you showed up!
**[20:07] Tohru**
You were like a bloodthirsty berserker.
**[20:09] Ilulu**
No, that was because fighting
you seemed like fun.
**[20:13] Ilulu**
Wait, I looked like that?!
**[20:15] Tohru**
Please figure out what
you want to do quickly.
**[20:19] Tohru**
They say those who don't work don't eat.
**[20:21] Ilulu**
What about Kanna?
**[20:23] Tohru**
Kanna has her job as an elementary school student.
**[20:26] Ilulu**
Then I'll be an elementary
school student, too.
**[20:29] Tohru**
You have to be a child for that.
**[20:31] Tohru**
You're about the same
age as me, aren't you?
**[20:34] Ilulu**
I see.
**[20:39] Tohru**
At least think it over.
**[20:42] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[20:43] Tohru**
Welcome home!
**[20:45] Kobayashi**
What's Ilulu doing?
**[20:47] Tohru**
Thinking about what she wants to do.
**[20:50] Kobayashi**
Hmm...
**[20:54] Kobayashi**
I hope you find something.
**[20:58] Kobayashi**
What is it?
**[20:59] Ilulu**
I figured out what I want to do for now.
**[21:02] Kobayashi**
Oh, what's that?
**[21:04] Ilulu**
I want to make babies with you.
**[21:05] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[21:06] Tohru**
Huh?
**[21:07] Ilulu**
When I thought about it,
**[21:09] Ilulu**
I am at an age where I could
have and raise children.
**[21:12] Ilulu**
I want you to fill the loneliness
from my lack of family.
**[21:16] Ilulu**
Kobayashi, have sex with me!
**[21:18] Tohru**
No way!
**[21:20] Tohru**
That's just no, no, no, no!
**[21:21] Tohru**
Not happening!
**[21:23] Kobayashi**
I'm a woman, anyway.
**[21:25] Ilulu**
I can give you a thing again!
**[21:26] Tohru**
No, you won't!
**[21:27] Tohru**
If you do that, then *I'm* doing her!
**[21:29] Kanna**
Vulgar.
**[21:30] Kobayashi**
Right?
**[21:31] Tohru**
Absolutely not, got it?!
**[21:32] Kobayashi**
* I'm not really holding onto my chastity for*
* a reason, but I'm not giving it to you all.*
**[21:40] Kanna**
Oh!
**[21:42] Kobayashi**
That's for Ilulu.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:22] Kobayashi**
Where should we have Ilulu sleep?
**[23:24] Kobayashi**
We don't have space for another bed.
**[23:26] Ilulu**
What about here?
**[23:27] Kobayashi**
The closet?
**[23:28] Ilulu**
It's calming.
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
If you're okay with it, that works.
**[23:30] Ilulu**
Yeah, I like it.
***SIGN***
Episode 3
***SIGN***
Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Cancer
***SIGN*** You Might Get Caught In An Unexpected Event
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** Astrology is meaningless, anyway.
***SIGN*** Don't completely reject it
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Cancer.
# E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDW7KN/extracurricular-activities-of-course-theyre-not-normal)
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**[00:00] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, I'm here to play!
**[00:04] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:05] Kanna**
Saikawa's here!
***SIGN*** Saikawa Riko
**[00:08] Kanna**
Hello, Saikawa.
**[00:09] Kanna**
I welcome you!
**[00:11] Saikawa**
Yes, I'm glad to be here!
**[00:13] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[00:15] Saikawa**
Where's your mother?
**[00:17] Kanna**
Shopping with Lady Tohru.
**[00:21] Saikawa**
*Meaning...*
**[00:23] Saikawa**
*it's just the two of us?!*
**[00:25] Saikawa**
*Oh, my, what do I do?*
**[00:29] Saikawa**
*I'm going to climb the stairs to adulthood.*
**[00:29] Kanna**
Saikawa?
**[00:31] Saikawa**
*Is this my own Cinderella story?!*
**[00:33] Saikawa**
K-Kanna-san, may I borrow your bathroom?
**[00:36] Kanna**
Down and to the right.
**[00:44] Saikawa**
I'm so nervous.
**[00:49] Saikawa**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[00:56] Saikawa**
Who is that woman?!
**[00:57] Kanna**
Ilulu. A friend.
**[01:03] Saikawa**
*So it* isn't* just the two of us.*
**[02:37] Saikawa**
How long have you known each other?
**[02:39] Kanna**
I've known her since a while back.
**[02:41] Kanna**
But she only came here recently,
**[02:43] Kanna**
and now she's living here.
**[02:44] Saikawa**
She's living here?!
**[02:49] Saikawa**
*Now that I think about it,*
**[02:50] Saikawa**
* there are a lot of mysteries*
* surrounding Kanna-san.*
**[02:52] Saikawa**
* She calls her mother by*
* her last name, Kobayashi,*
**[02:55] Saikawa**
*and she addresses the maid as "Lady."*
**[02:57] Saikawa**
*Sometimes I think she's spacing out,*
**[02:59] Saikawa**
*but then she's oddly smart and athletic.*
**[03:01] Kanna**
Saikawa, let's play already.
**[03:05] Saikawa**
Whatever! She's still cute!
**[03:08] Saikawa**
Oh, I brought cards with me.
**[03:11] Kanna**
Mm!
**[03:16] Saikawa**
Ilulu-san, would...
**[03:17] Saikawa**
you like to join us?
**[03:19] Kanna**
Join us!
**[03:22] Ilulu**
I'm fine.
**[03:28] Saikawa**
Did I say anything to upset her?
**[03:32] Saikawa**
Ah, I lost.
**[03:34] Kanna**
Saikawa, you let it show
on your face too much.
**[03:38] Kanna**
Penalty game.
**[03:39] Kanna**
Rub my tummy.
**[03:49] Saikawa**
*Wouldn't this actually be a reward?*
**[03:54] Lucoa**
Hey, I happened to be in the area.
**[03:57] Lucoa**
I brought snacks.
**[04:00] Kanna**
Kobayashi and Tohru aren't home.
**[04:01] Lucoa**
Oh, my. I suppose I'll wait for them, then.
**[04:04] Lucoa**
You can split the snacks with Miss Saikawa.
**[04:07] Both**
Yay!
**[04:13] Lucoa**
Hey.
**[04:15] Lucoa**
You're not going to play with those two?
**[04:20] Ilulu**
I have no right to.
**[04:22] Ilulu**
I tried to destroy this city.
**[04:27] Ilulu**
I haven't forgiven myself yet.
**[04:31] Lucoa**
Would you like to turn back time, then,
and make it so that never happened?
**[04:35] Lucoa**
I could do that much for you.
**[04:39] Ilulu**
It's fine.
**[04:40] Ilulu**
That wouldn't be right.
**[04:42] Ilulu**
I can't erase what Kobayashi said to me.
**[04:46] Lucoa**
I see.
**[04:48] Lucoa**
But no right to, huh?
**[04:50] Lucoa**
If you're going to look it at like that,
**[04:52] Lucoa**
there aren't many Dragons who do
have a right to interact with humans.
**[04:57] Ilulu**
Mm.
**[05:01] Lucoa**
* It's not working like it*
* did with Miss Kobayashi.*
**[05:04] Lucoa**
Well, I'll go try talking to them for a bit.
**[05:08] Lucoa**
You can go ahead and wait in the bathroom.
**[05:15] Ilulu**
*I mean, to be honest, I want to play.*
**[05:18] Ilulu**
*I won't lie about those feelings anymore,*
**[05:22] Ilulu**
*but what I did is a different story.*
**[05:25] Ilulu**
* I want to avoid asking*
* Kobayashi about it, too,*
**[05:28] Ilulu**
*because she'd probably resolve it easily.*
**[05:31] Saikawa**
Ah, I lost again.
**[05:34] Kanna**
Saikawa,
**[05:35] Kanna**
are you losing on purpose?
**[05:37] Saikawa**
Not at all!
**[05:40] Kanna**
But I'm bored with playing
cards by ourselves now.
**[05:42] Saikawa**
Yeah, it is just the two of us.
**[05:45] Lucoa**
Need to pee beam!
**[05:52] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, I'm going to the bathroom.
**[05:53] Kanna**
Again?
**[05:55] Saikawa**
Why do I need to go the
bathroom so much today?
**[05:59] Saikawa**
Huh?!
**[06:01] Saikawa**
I-I'm sorry!
**[06:03] Saikawa**
Huh?!
**[06:04] Saikawa**
What? Why?!
**[06:06] Saikawa**
Huh? Uhh...
**[06:07] Ilulu**
Hey, what's your name?
**[06:09] Saikawa**
Huh? Saikawa.
**[06:12] Ilulu**
Saikawa.
**[06:13] Ilulu**
I actually wanted to play with you earlier.
**[06:16] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[06:18] Ilulu**
But I was a violent person,
**[06:21] Ilulu**
so I didn't think it was okay.
**[06:23] Saikawa**
Violent person?
**[06:26] Ilulu**
I tried to break all sorts of things.
**[06:29] Saikawa**
Oh, a delinquent.
**[06:32] Ilulu**
You don't like violent people, right?
**[06:40] Saikawa**
Well, I'm a violent person myself.
**[06:44] Ilulu**
Really?
**[06:45] Saikawa**
Yeah.
**[06:46] Saikawa**
I often act out when I don't like something.
**[06:49] Ilulu**
Huh?!
**[06:50] Saikawa**
At first I didn't like Kanna-san either,
**[06:52] Saikawa**
so I thought about striking her down.
**[06:54] Ilulu**
*S-She's...*
**[06:56] Saikawa**
But she's cute, so I decided
I wanted to be friends.
**[07:01] Ilulu**
*She's...*
**[07:03] Saikawa**
You're cute, too, Ilulu-san,
**[07:05] Saikawa**
so want to be friends?
**[07:07] Ilulu**
*She's not thinking at all!*
**[07:10] Lucoa**
* Children are still in the middle*
* of learning how to properly handle*
**[07:15] Lucoa**
* responsibility and the weight*
* of their sins.*
**[07:19] Lucoa**
* But Ilulu's environment never*
* allowed her that opportunity.*
**[07:23] Lucoa**
*She had to change or she'd be deceived.*
**[07:26] Lucoa**
* She had to change or she wouldn't*
* be able to fight alongside adults.*
**[07:31] Lucoa**
* But for now she can forget*
* all that and go back.*
**[07:35] Lucoa**
* Because there's an adult who*
* will kindly trick her here.*
**[07:38] Lucoa**
* She should go back to being an irresponsible*
* kid who doesn't know right from wrong.*
**[08:14] Kobayashi**
We're home.
**[08:15] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san's here?
**[08:17] Kobayashi**
Sorry, we ran into Elma.
**[08:20] Lucoa**
Shh.
**[08:22] Both**
Hmm?
**[08:27] Tohru**
Should I wake them?
**[08:29] Kobayashi**
No, go grab a blanket.
**[08:32] Kobayashi**
I should call Saikawa-san's parents.
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
**[08:44] Tohru**
*Miss Kobayashi's watching me.*
**[08:47] Tohru**
*She's staring right at me.*
**[08:50] Tohru**
*I can feel the passion behind her gaze!*
**[08:53] Tohru**
* Ahh, if she keeps looking at me like*
* she's licking me all over, I'll...*
**[08:58] Tohru**
*I'll!*
**[09:00] Tohru**
A sigh?!
**[09:02] Kobayashi**
Not at you.
**[09:03] Kobayashi**
At that maid outfit.
**[09:05] Tohru**
This outfit?
**[09:07] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[09:09] Kobayashi**
I bought a similar outfit
when I was in high school,
**[09:13] Kobayashi**
using the money from my first paycheck.
**[09:16] Kobayashi**
I wanted to show it off to my family.
**[09:18] Kobayashi**
Then...
**[09:20] Tohru**
Then?
**[09:21] Kobayashi**
They said I didn't look good in it.
**[09:24] Kobayashi**
Everyone disliked it and told me so.
**[09:27] Kobayashi**
Ever since then I've stuck
to being an onlooker.
**[09:31] Tohru**
So, after having that exchange with her
**[09:34] Tohru**
I thought to myself,
**[09:37] Tohru**
"Why don't we try making a maid outfit
that would look good on Miss Kobayashi?"
**[09:41] Tohru**
So, I was hoping I could borrow
some wisdom from all of you.
**[09:45] Lucoa**
You're always so frantic when
it comes to Miss Kobayashi.
**[09:49] Tohru**
I'm grateful you could all come.
**[09:52] Tohru**
Wait!
**[09:52] Tohru**
I didn't call for you!
**[09:55] Elma**
Mr. Takiya invited me.
**[09:57] Tohru**
Mr. Takiya!
**[09:59] Takiya**
I'd feel bad leaving her out.
**[10:02] Fafnir**
You have a bad habit of hiding your
embarrassment with fake anger and hostility.
**[10:06] Tohru**
N-No I don't!
**[10:09] Kobayashi**
Hey, I'm really sorry.
**[10:12] Kobayashi**
When I woke up Tohru had
already gathered everyone.
**[10:15] Georgie**
That's cold of you, Kobayashi-san.
***SIGN*** Georgie
**[10:18] Georgie**
We're comrades.
**[10:19] Georgie**
How could I ever hesitate to
spare time for a comrade?
**[10:23] Kobayashi**
Georgie-san.
**[10:25] Tohru**
Yes, yes. Okay, we're starting!
**[10:27] Tohru**
For now, would you all please
draw out your ideas?
**[10:30] All**
Yes!
**[10:38] Saikawa**
That's incredible, Kanna-san!
**[10:39] Saikawa**
If you buy one more property,
you'll have a monopoly on the area!
**[10:43] Kanna**
Monopoly?
**[10:45] Saikawa**
You'll be the king of it!
**[10:47] Saikawa**
You'll be able to do whatever
you want with that area!
**[10:50] Kanna**
Oh!
**[10:53] Saikawa**
Ah, there's such a big
house in Kanna's area!
**[10:56] Shouta**
Sorry, but this a competition.
**[10:59] Saikawa**
Demon!
**[11:00] Saikawa**
You're heartless!
**[11:00] Ilulu**
* I don't really get it, but it's a game*
* that brings out the worst in them, huh?*
**[11:05] Elma**
Here!
**[11:06] Tohru**
That was fast, Elma.
**[11:08] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi is stoic and quick
to finish her work at the company,
**[11:12] Elma**
so I thought of this!
**[11:14] Tohru**
The fact that you're hooked on
daifuku comes off too strongly.
***SIGN*** Daifuku goes in here
**[11:18] Elma**
Huh? That's no good?
**[11:20] Elma**
But they're quick to eat
and replenish your nutrients.
**[11:23] Tohru**
Please just go play with the children
in the other room already.
**[11:27] Takiya**
It's my turn next.
**[11:29] Kobayashi**
Hmm, this is too cute, isn't it?
**[11:32] Kobayashi**
I don't think something like
this would look good on me.
**[11:35] Takiya**
Ahh, I wasn't imagining you wearing it.
**[11:39] Kobayashi**
Do that.
**[11:40] Fafnir**
Tch.
**[11:41] Lucoa**
I'm done, too!
**[11:43] Kobayashi**
Too much skin!
**[11:44] Lucoa**
That's what our local servants wore.
**[11:47] Kobayashi**
It's too ethnic!
**[11:49] Georgie**
Here.
**[11:51] Kobayashi**
Georgie-san.
**[11:51] Tohru**
*My real hope. I wonder what she'll propose.*
**[11:56] Georgie**
Kobayashi-san.
**[11:57] Kobayashi**
Oh, yes?
**[11:59] Kobayashi**
A long dress style,
**[12:01] Kobayashi**
with few adornments and an air
of refinement despite the simplicity.
***SIGN*** No daifuku
***SIGN*** No daifuku
**[12:06] Georgie**
I believe that's your preferred type?
**[12:08] Kobayashi**
Yes, it is.
**[12:10] Georgie**
However, what is a maid outfit?
**[12:14] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[12:14] Georgie**
It's true the designs have changed
with different eras and customs,
**[12:18] Georgie**
and those designs continue to be polished
every day as the maid outfit changes.
**[12:22] Georgie**
However, it is always a maid who wears one.
**[12:26] Georgie**
They are not a maid because
they wear a maid outfit.
**[12:32] Georgie**
They become maid outfits because
a maid wears that outfit.
**[12:37] Georgie**
Kobayashi-san.
**[12:39] Georgie**
I am also a student.
**[12:41] Georgie**
I cannot wear my maid outfit
at any and all times.
**[12:45] Georgie**
However, no matter what I wear,
**[12:48] Georgie**
yes, even if I wear my school uniform,
**[12:51] Georgie**
so long as I remain a maid,
**[12:54] Georgie**
even that school uniform can become
a maid outfit, wouldn't you agree?
**[12:58] Georgie**
Yes, that means a maid outfit
**[13:01] Georgie**
is worn around the heart!
**[13:02] Kobayashi**
It's the spirit of service!
***SIGN*** Perfect
**[13:05] Tohru**
We're getting off track!
**[13:07] Elma**
Tohru!
**[13:08] Tohru**
You don't need to come back.
**[13:10] Elma**
We finished a round!
**[13:12] Elma**
That aside, you've been
making jabs at ours,
**[13:16] Elma**
so what kind of outfit did you draw?
**[13:18] Tohru**
Oh, uh, well...
**[13:19] Elma**
That's kind of suspicious.
**[13:21] Elma**
Show us!
**[13:21] Tohru**
Oh, hey, stop, pervert!
**[13:24] Elma**
Hmm? What? It's completely blank.
**[13:27] Elma**
You couldn't think of anything?
**[13:31] Tohra**
No...
**[13:32] Tohra**
I was thinking I'd like Miss
Kobayashi to wear my maid outfit.
**[13:40] Kobayashi**
Your outfit is too cute for me.
**[13:44] Tohru**
Right.
**[13:46] Kobayashi**
But, sure.
**[13:50] Kobayashi**
You did call everyone over for me.
**[13:54] Kobayashi**
I'll wear it.
**[13:56] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi...
**[13:59] Tohru**
Okay, I put it on!
**[14:01] All**
Oh!
**[14:04] Takiya**
You look good.
**[14:05] Georgie**
You're cute, Kobayashi-san.
**[14:07] Kobayashi**
Yes, yes, thank you for the flattery.
**[14:11] Tohru**
Let's take a photo!
**[14:13] Tohru**
It's you and me as double maids!
**[14:17] Kobayashi**
Let's get everyone together
if we're taking one.
**[14:19] Tohru**
Huh?!
**[14:20] Tohru**
Okay, everyone, please line up.
**[14:23] Kanna**
I'm beside Kobayashi.
**[14:25] Ilulu**
Ah, not fair!
**[14:26] Tohru**
Hey, I was first, you all!
**[14:31] Kobayashi**
Hey, Tohru.
**[14:32] Tohru**
Yes?
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
Today I realized something.
**[14:36] Tohru**
What's that?
**[14:37] Kobayashi**
Do you remember what Georgie-san said?
**[14:41] Tohru**
Yes.
**[14:42] Tohru**
They become maid outfits
because a maid wears them.
**[14:44] Tohru**
That also means
**[14:46] Tohru**
that no matter what outfit they wear, it's not
a maid outfit if it's not being worn by a maid.
**[14:50] Tohru**
It's just cosplay.
**[14:52] Tohru**
I was always rejecting your outfit,
but after wearing it I had a change of heart,
**[14:57] Tohru**
embarrassing though it was.
**[14:59] Tohru**
It wasn't bad.
**[15:02] Tohru**
I thought, "Oh, so this is what
I wanted to wear, isn't it?"
**[15:06] Tohru**
I thought cute outfits wouldn't look good
on me, so I always wore men's clothing.
**[15:12] Tohru**
I was worried about whether or
not I would look good in it.
**[15:15] Tohru**
But if I wanted to wear a maid outfit,
then I should've just worn it without caring.
**[15:18] Tohru**
That's when I remembered something.
**[15:21] Tohru**
I wanted to cosplay.
**[15:24] Tohru**
But I couldn't make myself look cute,
**[15:27] Tohru**
so I turned to style and refinement
and became an annoying maid otaku.
**[15:33] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[15:36] Kobayashi**
But you know,
**[15:38] Kobayashi**
seeing you and having you serve as a maid
**[15:42] Kobayashi**
made me realize the outfit you
wear is a proper maid outfit.
**[15:49] Tohru**
You're always so genuine when you
take back things you've said.
**[15:53] Tohru**
I love that unfair side of you,
Miss Kobayashi.
**[15:56] Kobayashi**
I never could have said this to you
when you first came here, though.
**[16:01] Kobayashi**
Please continue helping
with housework, Tohru.
**[16:05] Tohru**
You should call me "maid" there!
**[16:12] Ilulu**
Hey, I'm out of money.
**[16:15] Kanna**
Ilulu, you waste too much.
**[16:17] Saikawa**
It's all right.
**[16:18] Saikawa**
You'll pass the bank soon,
so you'll get more money then.
**[16:23] Ilulu**
I will?!
**[16:25] Ilulu**
But still, after that it's Shouta street.
**[16:28] Ilulu**
No matter where I stop I'll have
to pay expensive rental fees.
**[16:32] Shouta**
Go on, rest assured and roll the dice.
**[16:36] Ilulu**
Demon!
***SIGN*** Bankrupt
**[16:39] Kanna**
Ilulu's out.
***SIGN*** Neighborhood
Notice
***SIGN*** Oborozuka
Neighborhood
Association
**[16:42] Sasakibe**
Tohru-chan, do you have any hobbies?
**[16:44] Tohru**
Hobbies? I'm a maid.
**[16:47] Tohru**
I have... plenty of free time.
**[16:53] Tohru**
What are your hobbies, Miss Sasakibe?
**[16:55] Sasakibe**
Lately I've been into making sweets.
**[16:58] Tohru**
Is that what that earlier
piercing noise was?
**[17:01] Saikawa**
Huh?! I'm sorry, was it that loud?!
**[17:04] Tohru**
Still, I can't think of anything.
**[17:08] Tohru**
In the past I was interested in travel.
**[17:12] Tohru**
Music, huh?
**[17:14] Tohru**
That's popular among humans.
**[17:18] Tohru**
Speaking of music,
there's nihilistic Mr. Yana.
**[17:21] Yana**
So, you came to ask me about it?
**[17:24] Tohru**
Please teach me what makes music fun.
**[17:26] Yana**
Probably the way it heats up your
soul and makes your heart go bomber.
**[17:30] Tohru**
Your heart go bomber?
**[17:31] Skeleton**
Bomber!
**[17:33] Yana**
I'll teach you a little bit, so give it a try.
**[17:36] Tohru**
Okay.
**[17:46] Tohru**
Hmm, I don't quite understand.
**[17:49] Tohru**
Huh?
**[17:49] Tohru**
What's the matter?
**[17:51] Yana**
It hurts. Your talent hurts.
**[17:53] Tohru**
*I made him depressed for some reason.*
**[17:55] Tohru**
Oh, my, Sone-san.
**[17:57] Sone**
I brought over another
one I happened to make.
**[18:00] Tohru**
Oh, this one turned out well, too!
**[18:03] Tohru**
Do you have fun making things like this?
**[18:06] Sone**
Want to try making one?
**[18:10] Tohru**
All done.
**[18:12] Sone**
Hmm.
**[18:13] Sone**
It's an incredibly elaborate design.
**[18:16] Sone**
There aren't many who could
make something this good.
**[18:19] Tohru**
But I don't quite understand
what makes it fun.
**[18:23] Tohru**
I just tried playing music, too, but...
**[18:26] Sone**
I happened to hear that,
**[18:29] Sone**
but it felt like you were just playing
the score with precise timing.
**[18:34] Tohru**
Oh, you could hear that?
**[18:36] Sone**
It's probably because it was too easy for you,
**[18:39] Sone**
so there wasn't any room
to pour emotions into it.
**[18:42] Sone**
Without curiosity and emotion you
won't be satisfied by that hobby.
**[18:48] Tohru**
So, that's how it is?
**[18:51] Kanna**
I'm home.
**[18:52] Tohru**
Welcome home.
**[18:55] Tohru**
Kanna, do you have any hobbies?
**[18:58] Kanna**
Hobbies?
**[18:59] Kanna**
Walking this white line.
**[19:02] Tohru**
What's fun about that?
**[19:04] Kanna**
I die if I fall.
**[19:06] Tohru**
* I see. It's training for*
* fighting in limited spaces.*
**[19:11] Tohru**
* I took Kanna's instincts*
* as a dragon lightly!*
**[19:14] Kanna**
Oh, it stops.
**[19:19] Tohru**
Like this! Like this!
**[19:20] Kanna**
I don't go that far.
**[19:23] Tohru**
But you can't call that a hobby.
**[19:26] Kanna**
It's fun when I do it with Saikawa.
**[19:29] Ilulu**
Welcome home.
**[19:31] Ilulu**
Ah! Not fair, Kanna!
**[19:33] Ilulu**
Give me some donuts, too!
**[19:34] Kanna**
No.
**[19:35] Ilulu**
Tohru!
**[19:37] Tohru**
You laze about every day.
**[19:39] Tohru**
Those who don't work, don't eat.
**[19:41] Tohru**
Ilulu, do you have any hobbies?
**[19:44] Ilulu**
Hobbies? Sleeping?
**[19:47] Tohru**
That's less a hobby and more your way of life.
**[19:50] Ilulu**
You're mean.
**[19:51] Ilulu**
So good.
**[19:53] Tohru**
Hmph.
**[19:54] Kanna**
What flavor?
**[19:55] Tohru**
Hobbies are hard.
**[19:55] Ilulu**
Chocolate. Yours?
**[19:57] Kanna**
Cinnamon.
**[19:58] Kanna**
Idols are popular at school.
**[20:01] Tohru**
Idol worship?
**[20:03] Tohru**
But I'm not interested in that stuff.
**[20:09] Tohru**
No, wait.
**[20:10] Tohru**
I know!
**[20:19] Tohru**
I'd just need Miss Kobayashi
to become an idol!
**[20:27] Takiya**
Good work.
**[20:28] Kobayashi**
Good work.
**[20:30] Kobayashi**
Yes, hello?
**[20:31] Kanna**
*Kobayashi, Kobayashi!*
**[20:32] Kanna**
*Hurry home quick!*
**[20:33] Kanna**
*Lady Tohru's lost it!*
**[20:35] Kobayashi**
Huh?!
**[20:35] Kobayashi**
What happened?!
**[20:37] Tohru**
Love kiss, lick kiss,
**[20:38] Tohru**
love kiss, lick kiss,
**[20:40] Tohru**
I love Miss Kobayashi!
**[20:43] Tohru**
Love kiss, lick kiss,
**[20:45] Tohru**
love kiss, lick kiss,
**[20:47] Tohru**
I love Miss Kobayashi!
**[20:50] Tohru**
Love lick kiss!
**[20:53] Kobayashi**
What is this?
**[20:55] Kanna**
Lady Tohru's been constantly producing
Kobayashi goods and showing them off to us.
**[20:59] Ilulu**
She's been singing to us, too.
**[21:02] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi! Hobbies are fun!
**[21:06] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, Miss
Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, together forever!
**[21:07] Kobayashi**
I'm not much better when I get wasted,
so I can't put my foot down.
**[21:14] Shouta**
I've reached the target earnings.
**[21:16] Shouta**
Now I just need to reach the goal!
**[21:19] Kanna**
Saikawa, what do we do?
**[21:27] Shouta**
Huh?!
**[21:28] Shouta**
No way!
**[21:29] Kanna**
Goal.
**[21:29] Saikawa**
That's my Kanna-san!
**[21:31] Shouta**
How?!
**[21:33] Saikawa**
I transferred all my assets to Kanna-san!
**[21:37] Shouta**
Huh?! That's not fair!
**[21:39] Saikawa**
Everything that's mine in Kanna-san's!
**[21:41] Saikawa**
My heart, my body, everything!
**[21:43] Saikawa**
Ahh, my king!
**[21:45] Kanna**
Worship me!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Tohru**
What's your hobby, Miss Lucoa?
**[23:23] Lucoa**
Hmm, Shouta, I guess?
**[23:24] Tohru**
I figured.
**[23:26] Tohru**
And yours is games, Mr. Fafnir?
**[23:27] Fafnir**
No.
**[23:28] Tohru**
It's games, right?
**[23:29] Fafnir**
No.
**[23:30] Tohru**
Oh, come on.
**[23:31] Fafnir**
I said it's not.
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Sagittarius
***SIGN*** The bathroom lock might break, leaving you trapped~
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** Rewind time to before entering the bathroom!
***SIGN*** Please tell people when something's impossible
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Sagittarius!
# E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3842W/when-in-rome-do-as-the-romans-do-its-hard-to-match-others)
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:00] Kobayashi**
Oh?
**[00:01] Kobayashi**
This is a really beautiful array of code.
**[00:04] Kobayashi**
Who wrote this?
**[00:06] Takiya**
I don't know.
**[00:08] Elma**
Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:10] Kobayashi**
Thanks, Elma.
**[00:12] Elma**
Why are you staring at
the code I wrote?
**[00:15] Elma**
Is there something wrong with it?
**[00:16] Kobayashi**
No, the opposite.
**[00:18] Kobayashi**
I was impressed by— Hmm?
**[00:21] Kobayashi**
What did you just say?
**[00:23] Elma**
I wrote it.
**[01:55] Elma**
I can grow, too.
**[01:57] Kobayashi**
I just assumed you'd be
stuck serving tea forever.
**[02:01] Elma**
You're the one who gave me all
those books and told me to study!
**[02:05] Kobayashi**
I guess you do have high specs,
since you're a dragon.
**[02:09] Kobayashi**
This is amazing, Elma!
**[02:10] Elma**
Hmm? What?
**[02:12] Elma**
Are you praising me?
**[02:13] Kobayashi**
I am!
**[02:14] Kobayashi**
This means we have another
fighting member on our team!
**[02:17] Kobayashi**
You did well, Elma!
**[02:20] Elma**
Well, just leave it to me!
**[02:22] Kobayashi**
Could you start by handling this, then?
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Review
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
***SIGN*** Fwd: Urgent
***SIGN*** Fwd: Changes to the UI System
**[02:25] Elma**
Sure.
**[02:25] Kobayashi**
And this!
**[02:26] Elma**
Sure.
**[02:27] Kobayashi**
Oh, this, too.
**[02:28] Elma**
Sure?
**[02:29] Kobayashi**
And this.
***SIGN*** Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00
***SIGN*** Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00
***SIGN*** Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00
***SIGN*** Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00
**[02:29] Kobayashi**
And this one, this one, this one,
and this one too.
**[02:32] Kobayashi**
We're counting on you.
**[02:33] Elma**
You're asking too much
of me, Miss Kobayashi!
**[02:35] Takiya**
No, no.
**[02:36] Takiya**
That's the amount of work you
should be handling normally.
**[02:39] Elma**
Huh?
**[02:40] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san's the one who's been
**[02:42] Takiya**
handling your share of the work
while you were serving tea.
**[02:45] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san already has twice
that much work on her plate, too.
**[02:50] Elma**
Isn't that kind of incredible,
Mister Takiya?
**[02:53] Takiya**
Yeah.
**[02:54] Takiya**
She's our pillar.
**[02:56] Elma**
Pillar?
**[02:59] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi's a pillar?
**[03:02] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[03:03] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[03:04] Elma**
I challenge you to a duel!
**[03:07] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[03:07] Elma**
Let's fight fair and square!
**[03:09] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[03:11] Kobayashi**
*Why so suddenly?*
**[03:12] Kobayashi**
* Maybe she's mad that I*
* gave her too much work?*
**[03:15] Tohru**
That's just how Elma is!
**[03:18] Kobayashi**
Hmm, I kind of understand how you
feel when she comes after you.
**[03:22] Tohru**
She always challenges me
to strange matches, too.
**[03:25] Tohru**
There were tests of strength,
**[03:26] Tohru**
seeing whose tail was longer,
**[03:28] Tohru**
and speed eating competitions, as well.
**[03:30] Tohru**
She even challenged me to so see who could
strip travelers of their clothes first, once.
**[03:34] Kobayashi**
Are you two the North Wind and the Sun?
**[03:36] Kobayashi**
So, that's how you two played
together all the time.
**[03:39] Kobayashi**
You're great friends.
**[03:40] Tohru**
No, we're not!
**[03:42] Tohru**
Normally we should be trying
to kill each other.
**[03:44] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi,
please be careful around Elma.
**[03:48] Tohru**
Your gaze is a sharp as
those in the chaos faction.
**[03:50] Kobayashi**
Is my resting face really that bad?
**[03:52] Elma**
Good!
**[03:54] Elma**
I'm glad you showed and didn't
run away, Miss Kobayashi!
**[03:57] Kobayashi**
Well, I did consider taking PTO...
**[04:01] Kobayashi**
Can we settle things with
this before we compete?
***SIGN*** Limited
Soft, Sweet Pudding
**[04:04] Kobayashi**
It's one of the limited-time sweets from
the station. A soft, sweet pudding.
**[04:08] Elma**
Oh!
**[04:10] Kobayashi**
*Normally, this would satisfy Elma.*
**[04:14] Elma**
No! I'll take that when I win the match!
**[04:16] Kobayashi**
*That's how she's taking it?*
***SIGN*** Fwd: About the System Changes
***SIGN*** Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On?
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Test It
***SIGN*** Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Test First
***SIGN*** Fwd: Changes to the UI System
***SIGN*** Fwd: Urgent
***SIGN*** Fwd: About the Review
***SIGN*** Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
***SIGN*** Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going?
***SIGN*** Fwd: System Changes
***SIGN*** Fwd: System Change Request
***SIGN*** Fwd: Urgent
**[04:18] Takiya**
The winner will be whoever completes the
most of this work that hasn't been touched yet.
**[04:22] Elma**
All right!
**[04:23] Kobayashi**
You say it hasn't been touched yet,
but someone's responsible for it, right?
**[04:27] Kobayashi**
Who's that?
**[04:29] Takiya**
That's me.
**[04:30] Takiya**
I'm taking PTO to go around
Akiba with Faf-kun!
**[04:33] Takiya**
See you later!
**[04:35] Kobayashi**
That bastard. Thank you
for all your hard work.
**[04:39] Elma**
I can't tell if you're mad
or thankful from that response.
**[04:43] Kobayashi**
Well, shall we get started?
**[04:44] Elma**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:46] Kobayashi**
*Though...*
**[04:48] Kobayashi**
*Of course this would be a dull competition.*
**[04:52] Kobayashi**
*It doesn't matter if I win or lose,*
**[04:54] Kobayashi**
*the work gets done either way.*
**[04:56] Staff**
Lunch time.
**[04:58] Staff**
Want to go to the usual ramen shop?
**[05:01] Kobayashi**
Hey, come with us, Elma.
**[05:02] Elma**
I'm not going. I'll finish
this in the meantime.
**[05:06] Kobayashi**
Beating a mere human like me won't
make you very happy, right?
**[05:11] Kobayashi**
If I made you mad, I'll apologize.
**[05:13] Elma**
I'm not mad.
**[05:15] Elma**
And don't sell yourself short.
**[05:17] Elma**
Don't become a pillar, either.
**[05:19] Kobayashi**
A pillar?
**[05:20] Elma**
That's right.
**[05:21] Elma**
I've watched many humans become
pillars in the other world.
**[05:26] Kobayashi**
What do you mean?
**[05:27] Elma**
They support others by becoming a sacrifice.
**[05:30] Kobayashi**
Human sacrifices?!
**[05:32] Elma**
The dragons of the harmony
faction help humans,
**[05:34] Elma**
but many of my companions
claimed sacrifices in exchange.
**[05:38] Elma**
Those people became human
pillars and died...
**[05:41] Elma**
I couldn't stand watching that.
**[05:43] Kobayashi**
* This discussion's taken*
* an awfully heavy turn.*
**[05:46] Elma**
So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing
yourself and working so much!
**[05:51] Elma**
I'll lead the others for you!
**[05:54] Kobayashi**
Elma, bring your head closer.
**[05:57] Kobayashi**
Then close your eyes.
**[05:58] Elma**
Wh-What?
**[06:00] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru.
**[06:03] Elma**
Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing...
**[06:08] Kobayashi**
Ei!
**[06:09] Elma**
Ow!
**[06:09] Elma**
Ow!
**[06:10] Elma**
Ow!
**[06:11] Elma**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[06:13] Kobayashi**
Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern.
**[06:17] Elma**
What?
**[06:19] Kobayashi**
The world you live in now isn't the
same as the one you came from.
**[06:23] Kobayashi**
So, don't go thinking everything is the same.
**[06:26] Kobayashi**
There are no human sacrifices
in modern Japan.
**[06:29] Kobayashi**
Also, I still have my honor as your
senior here, so don't steal my work.
**[06:33] Elma**
I-I see.
**[06:35] Kobayashi**
Let's call an end to this competition, okay?
**[06:38] Elma**
Okay.
**[06:39] Kobayashi**
I'm glad you were concerned for me.
**[06:42] Kobayashi**
Thank you, Elma.
**[06:44] Elma**
Yeah.
**[06:45] Kobayashi**
Ahh, all done, all done.
**[06:47] Kobayashi**
Okay, Elma!
**[06:49] Kobayashi**
I'm taking you out for drinks with us today.
**[06:51] Elma**
Drinks?
**[06:52] Kobayashi**
Takiya-kun's already standing
by at our usual place.
**[06:56] Elma**
I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone.
**[06:58] Kobayashi**
Uh-huh. There are some things you can
only talk about when liquored up, too.
**[07:02] Elma**
Oh?! Now I'm excited!
**[07:04] Kobayashi**
And what's with that outfit?!
**[07:07] Kobayashi**
You dragons piss me off,
always dressing like you can do anything!
**[07:10] Takiya**
I think this idea that you can
just wear glasses is thoughtless!
**[07:14] Kobayashi**
Also, your breasts are outrageous!
**[07:16] Takiya**
As a fellow glasses wearer, there are
big differences in size and frames!
**[07:19] Takiya**
If you're going to wear them,
I wish you'd think about those things first!
**[07:21] Elma**
*I want to go home.*
**[07:27] Takiya**
This is a popular collaboration cafe!
**[07:29] Background**
Here we go! Palflash!
**[07:29] Takiya**
We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays.
**[07:33] Fafnir**
Yeah.
**[07:34] Staff**
Sorry for the wait.
**[07:36] Staff**
Here's the special bonus
illustrated coaster you ordered.
**[07:39] Takiya**
There are 15 types, handed out at random.
**[07:42] Takiya**
You're in this with me
until I collect them all!
**[07:45] Fafnir**
Hmph, bring it on.
***SIGN*** Urgent Notice
***SIGN*** Beware Suspicious Person
***SIGN*** Lately we've received several reports
of a suspicious individual.
***SIGN*** >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair
**[07:51] Kobayashi**
That's scary.
**[07:53] Kobayashi**
They're recruiting people for patrols.
**[07:54] Tohru**
They actually approached me, too.
**[07:57] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[07:57] Tohru**
They were hopeful after the skill
**[07:59] Tohru**
I showed catching that thief in the
shopping district a while back.
**[08:01] Kobayashi**
Oh, yeah. That did happen.
**[08:06] Kobayashi**
Will this be okay?
**[08:08] Tohru**
Oh! You're worried for me?
**[08:11] Kobayashi**
No, for the suspicious person.
**[08:12] Tohru**
Goddammit!
**[08:14] Sasakibe**
Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan.
**[08:17] Sasakibe**
It's unusual to see you in casual clothes.
**[08:20] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi said I should
wear some from time to time.
***SIGN*** Patrol
**[08:23] Tohru**
So, what should I be doing?
**[08:26] Sasakibe**
Just walk around the area and see
if you spot anything strange.
**[08:30] Sasakibe**
It's a little scary, though.
**[08:32] Tohru**
There's nothing that scares me.
**[08:35] Tohru**
In fact, please fear me!
**[08:37] Sasakibe**
My, how cute.
**[08:39] Tohru**
Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts?
**[08:41] Sasakibe**
Not at all.
**[08:43] Tohru**
You'll be a hindrance
if anything does happen, then.
**[08:47] Sasakibe**
Nothing is going to happen.
**[08:50] Sasakibe**
This town is very safe.
**[08:53] Sasakibe**
*A red zone right away?!*
**[08:55] Sasakibe**
*Why today, of all days?!*
**[08:57] Tohru**
Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe.
**[09:00] Sasakibe**
Yes?
**[09:01] Tohru**
They're blocking the street
and getting in the way, right?
**[09:03] Tohru**
Let's go warn them.
**[09:04] Sasakibe**
Huh? But—
**[09:06] Tohru**
Hey!
**[09:07] Tohru**
You're being a nuisance if you loiter there!
**[09:10] Delinquent**
What?
**[09:12] Delinquent**
You got a problem with us?
**[09:14] Tohru**
I do.
**[09:16] Tohru**
Are you some species that
can't understand language?
**[09:18] Delinquent**
Huh?!
**[09:20] Delinquent**
Quit screwing with us!
**[09:22] Delinquent**
You idiot!
**[09:23] Delinquent**
He lashes out too fast!
***SIGN*** Pinky Forehead Flick
**[09:30] Delinquents**
Huh?
**[09:30] Tohru**
I'll only warn you one more time,
so if you can't understand,
**[09:34] Tohru**
well, give up hope.
**[09:36] Tohru**
Get lost.
**[09:38] Delinquent**
We'll make you regret picking
a fight with Team Dragon Busters!
**[09:43] Tohru**
Now that's an irritating team name.
**[09:45] Tohru**
Well, let's refocus
and get back to our patrol.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[09:49] Sasakibe**
What will you do if they
come back for revenge?
**[09:51] Tohru**
Well, of course I'd—
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Pancake
***SIGN*** Bean Jam Pancake
**[09:53] Elma**
Hmm?
**[09:54] Tohru**
Suspicious person!
**[09:55] Tohru**
This era's most suspicious person!
**[09:57] Elma**
Wh-What?!
**[09:58] Tohru**
You're skipping work, aren't you?!
**[10:00] Elma**
I got out early today... Hmm?
**[10:03] Elma**
What's that armband for?
***SIGN*** Patrol
**[10:05] Tohru**
I'm on patrol to maintain the peace.
**[10:08] Elma**
Huh?
**[10:09] Elma**
You are?
**[10:10] Elma**
You're doing something to
preserve the peace of the city?
**[10:13] Tohru**
I just said I am, didn't I?!
**[10:19] Elma**
Really?!
**[10:20] Elma**
You've finally found it for yourself?!
**[10:22] Elma**
A sense of justice?!
**[10:24] Tohru**
Huh?
**[10:24] Elma**
I'm so happy!
**[10:26] Elma**
From today on you can be
an agent of harmony, too!
**[10:28] Elma**
Allow me to help you with the patrol!
**[10:30] Tohru**
I think she's misunderstanding
something again.
**[10:33] Sasakibe**
Oh, would you like to take my place, then?
**[10:36] Tohru**
Miss Sasakibe?!
**[10:37] Sasakibe**
You said I'd be a hindrance, remember?
**[10:40] Elma**
I'm a bit more experienced
at detecting evil.
**[10:44] Elma**
Ask me anything you want.
**[10:46] Tohru**
I'd like to know how I can get rid of you.
**[10:48] Elma**
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
**[10:51] Elma**
You can be cute sometimes, too.
**[10:53] Tohru**
*So annoying.*
**[10:55] Tohru**
Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway?
**[10:58] Tohru**
I'll overlook a bit of misconduct
as long as it's not bothering others.
**[11:03] Elma**
There was a book of laws, right?
**[11:05] Elma**
If they do anything against those,
we need to warn them.
**[11:07] Boy**
Hurry!
**[11:08] Boy**
It's going to turn red!
**[11:11] Elma**
Hey!
**[11:13] Elma**
That's a clear traffic violation!
***SIGN*** Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act
Article 2
Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol
Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,
and pedestrians currently crossing the road
must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing
and return to their starting side.
**[11:15] Elma**
You could be fined up to 20,000 yen!
**[11:17] Elma**
I'll punish you villains!
**[11:20] Tohru**
Stop, stop.
**[11:22] Tohru**
What are you doing to kids?
**[11:24] Elma**
What?!
**[11:24] Elma**
You're defending evil?!
**[11:26] Elma**
You really are a chaos dragon!
**[11:28] Tohru**
Calm down.
**[11:29] Children**
I'm scared!
**[11:29] Tohru**
If you're going to go after all those
little things, I'm going home.
**[11:30] Children**
**[11:32] Tohru**
And what was that about punishment?
**[11:34] Tohru**
Violence is way worse, you know?
**[11:37] Elma**
Tohru, you're starting to resemble
Miss Kobayashi, aren't you?
**[11:40] Tohru**
Huh?! Really?!
**[11:42] Tohru**
Elma, you get it, don't you!
**[11:44] Elma**
Annoying.
**[11:46] Tohru**
You keep focusing on the little things
because you're walking without purpose.
**[11:49] Tohru**
Let's search for the suspicious person.
**[11:51] Elma**
What are they like?
**[11:53] Tohru**
According to the flier, the suspicious person
was dressed entirely in black with long hair.
**[11:57] Tohru**
Apparently he's also a tall man
with sharp eyes and glasses.
**[12:01] Elma**
Oh, that's pretty easy to understand.
**[12:03] Tohru**
They said he was spotted dancing
on the route to the elementary school.
**[12:08] Elma**
I see. Like that, then?
***SIGN*** School Zone
**[12:10] Tohru**
Yes, just like that.
**[12:14] Tohru**
What's the meaning of this?
**[12:17] Fafnir**
I was practicing the choreography
for an event with Takiya.
**[12:20] Tohru**
Why here?
**[12:22] Fafnir**
Because our room's too small.
**[12:24] Elma**
You're a fearsome dragon,
so please show more prudence.
**[12:29] Tohru**
She's right. Think about your persona.
**[12:32] Fafnir**
And you two?
***SIGN*** Patrol
**[12:33] Tohru**
We're on patrol.
**[12:34] Fafnir**
Well, good work.
**[12:36] Fafnir**
A chaos faction member and a harmony
faction member happily together...
**[12:40] Fafnir**
It would seem this world
causes us to go crazy.
**[12:43] Tohru**
And you're the one who's
gone the craziest from it.
**[12:46] Tohru**
Are you going to lecture me about
being too influenced by it again?
**[12:48] Fafnir**
No.
**[12:50] Fafnir**
Lately I kind of understand, but...
**[12:54] Fafnir**
I still think it's dangerous.
**[12:57] Fafnir**
The common sense of this world
**[12:59] Fafnir**
doesn't completely mesh
with our understanding,
**[13:02] Fafnir**
so never forget that.
**[13:03] Tohru**
But isn't reconciling that kind of fun?
**[13:07] Delinquent**
Found you!
**[13:13] Delinquent**
You did us real good earlier, huh?
**[13:17] Delinquent**
Looks like you're pretty capable,
**[13:19] Delinquent**
but this time that guy's here.
**[13:21] Delinquent**
The strongest local delinquent,
***SIGN*** Dragon
**[13:23] Delinquent**
the Dragon of Destruction!
**[13:25] Destruction**
A woman, huh?
**[13:27] Destruction**
If you can fight,
gender doesn't matter.
**[13:30] Destruction**
But if you can't fight,
hurry up and apologize.
**[13:34] Destruction**
Oh, you'll fight?
**[13:37] Destruction**
I won't show any mercy, then.
**[13:40] Delinquents**
Get her, Ryuu-san!
**[13:44] Delinquents**
Ryuu-san!
**[13:46] Tohru**
*Good grief, with this many...*
**[13:48] Tohru**
* I'll get the clothes*
* Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty.*
**[13:54] Delinquents**
Ryuu-san!
**[13:55] Tohru**
I told you, didn't I?
**[13:56] Tohru**
If you can't understand, give up hope.
**[13:58] Delinquents**
Ryuu-san!
**[13:59] Tohru**
I'll make sure you can
never oppose me again.
**[14:01] Delinquents**
Ryuu-san!
**[14:06] Tohru**
Shut up!
**[14:23] Delinquent**
Oh, hello, Tohru-san!
**[14:25] Delinquent**
Hello!
**[14:26] Tohru**
Hello.
**[14:27] Kobayashi**
You're getting a lot of greetings today.
***SIGN*** B E A R
**[14:35] Delinquent**
Ryuu-san, let's go home already.
**[14:38] Destruction**
I won't just quietly stay defeated!
**[14:41] Destruction**
I'll get stronger and have my revenge!
**[14:43] Delinquent**
Ryuu-san!
**[14:44] Delinquent**
I-It's a bear!
**[14:49] Destruction**
Heh.
**[14:49] Destruction**
Perfect.
**[14:51] Destruction**
I'll show you I've gotten stronger!
**[14:53] Delinquents**
Ryuu-san!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
**[15:01] Commercial**
*Take, take, take me away somewhere,*
**[15:05] Commercial**
*jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land!*
**[15:09] Kanna**
I want to go to an amusement park!
**[15:12] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[15:13] Kobayashi**
I never did understand what was
so fun about amusement parks.
**[15:18] Kanna**
Mrr!
**[15:20] Tohru**
Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi?
***SIGN*** Spot On
**[15:23] Tohru**
If so, we can go and
tell you what it's like.
**[15:27] Kobayashi**
* A dragon's going to teach me*
* something about this world?*
**[15:30] Kobayashi**
*No.*
**[15:32] Kobayashi**
Oh, well! I'll take you to one,
since I know them so well!
**[15:36] Kobayashi**
This is an exception, though!
**[15:37] Kanna**
Yay!
**[15:38] Kanna**
Can I invite Saikawa, too?
**[15:39] Kobayashi**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Parkour Land
**[15:42] Kobayashi**
We're here.
**[15:44] Tohru**
What is this place?
**[15:46] Tohru**
It's hard to believe we're
still in the same country.
**[15:48] Kobayashi**
Right? So this is the kind of place it is.
**[15:50] Tohru**
Huh?!
**[15:51] Kobayashi**
No, it's nothing!
**[15:52] Georgie**
The unusual...
**[15:54] Georgie**
The fact that you encounter things you
can only find here creates memories,
**[15:58] Georgie**
and the things you interact with
let you forget your daily life.
**[16:01] Tohru**
That voice!
**[16:02] Kobayashi**
Georgie-sa— Huh?!
**[16:04] Georgie**
Yes, I am your guide to
this world of dreams.
**[16:07] Georgie**
This too could be considered
a type of a parlor maid.
**[16:11] Kobayashi**
Isn't that too broad an interpretation?
**[16:13] Kobayashi**
Part-time job?
**[16:14] Georgie**
My father's acquaintance runs this park,
so I'm helping him out.
**[16:19] Georgie**
Oh, right, there's a cafe I think
you'd like here in this area.
***SIGN*** Parkour Land Park Map
**[16:24] Kobayashi**
Oh? We'll go try it.
**[16:26] Georgie**
Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro!
**[16:29] Kobayashi**
I can feel the passion.
**[16:30] Georgie**
Have fun here today!
**[16:33] Kanna**
Kobayashi, I'm going to go play
with Saikawa and the others.
**[16:36] Kobayashi**
All right.
**[16:37] Kobayashi**
Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four.
**[16:42] Kobayashi**
Now, what shall we do?
**[16:44] Tohru**
It's just the two of us
adults now, isn't it?
**[16:48] Tohru**
Why are you readying a security buzzer?
***SIGN*** Mirror House
**[16:51] Tohru**
Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh?
**[16:54] Kobayashi**
There are so many reflections of me.
**[16:57] Tohru**
What do they have all
these mirrors here for?
**[17:01] Kobayashi**
To reexamine and reevaluate yourself.
***SIGN*** Because it's a maze.
**[17:04] Tohru**
I see.
**[17:06] Tohru**
I have to accept that I'm
in human form right now.
**[17:11] Kobayashi**
I have to say, you're progressing
rather quickly, Tohru.
**[17:14] Tohru**
I can generally tell the way
from the echoes of sound.
**[17:17] Kobayashi**
You're like a bat.
**[17:19] Georgie**
Curse you!
**[17:23] Saikawa**
I'm scared of props!
**[17:25] Kanna**
Calm down, Saikawa.
**[17:27] Kanna**
I'll protect you.
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** Entrance
***SIGN*** Exit
**[17:35] Kobayashi**
I know this one.
**[17:36] Kobayashi**
You spin this here.
**[17:38] Tohru**
Huh.
**[17:41] Tohru**
What makes this fun?
**[17:43] Kobayashi**
Uh, centrifugal force?
***SIGN*** Having some fun
**[17:45] Tohru**
You mean humans try to experience
a stronger rotational force
**[17:50] Tohru**
to make themselves aware that they're
under the sway of the planet's rotation?
**[17:54] Kobayashi**
Centrifugal force and
rotational force aren't—
**[17:56] Kobayashi**
No, let's go with that!
**[17:58] Kobayashi**
That!
**[17:59] Tohru**
Let's go with that?
**[18:01] Tohru**
Can I try spinning it, too?
**[18:03] Kobayashi**
Go ahead.
**[18:03] Tohru**
There!
**[18:07] Kanna**
Oh!
**[18:08] Ilulu**
What is this? How do you play with it?
**[18:14] Kanna**
Oh!
**[18:15] Ilulu**
What is this? It's fun!
**[18:17] Kanna**
Spinning around.
**[18:23] Saikawa**
Sorry, I did it again.
**[18:26] Ilulu**
You're so funny, Saikawa.
**[18:31] Georgie**
This, too, is a maid's duty.
**[18:34] Tohru**
Unicorn, huh?
**[18:36] Tohru**
He really loves virgins.
**[18:39] Kobayashi**
Would he love me, too, then?
**[18:41] Tohru**
Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it.
**[18:44] Kobayashi**
Scary.
**[18:45] Georgie**
Have some candy.
**[18:48] Ilulu**
Lucky!
**[18:49] Kanna**
Thank you.
**[18:49] Saikawa**
Thank you so much.
**[18:53] Kanna**
Saikawa, is yours yummy, too?
**[18:55] Saikawa**
Yeah. Oh, sorry, though.
**[18:57] Saikawa**
I ate all of it.
**[19:00] Kanna**
That one tastes yummy, too.
**[19:04] Ilulu**
Oh, she held it back.
**[19:05] Saikawa**
I can do it when it counts!
**[19:07] Ilulu**
Really?
**[19:09] Kanna**
Me, too.
**[19:16] Tohru**
That was fun!
**[19:19] Kobayashi**
You sure complained quite a bit, though.
**[19:21] Tohru**
As long as I'm with you,
**[19:22] Tohru**
even the depths of the abyss where
light never reaches would be fun!
**[19:26] Kobayashi**
I wouldn't have fun there.
**[19:28] Kobayashi**
Though, I suppose you're right about
it being fun because we're together.
**[19:33] Tohru**
You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi?
**[19:37] Kobayashi**
The cafe Georgie-san mentioned
should be around here.
**[19:43] Tohru**
I know that.
**[19:44] Tohru**
That's the Victorian style
you mentioned once before.
**[19:48] Tohru**
Ah!
**[19:49] Tohru**
The best smile she's had at
any place we went today?!
**[19:52] Kobayashi**
Thank you.
**[19:53] Kobayashi**
Thank you, Georgie-san.
**[19:55] Kobayashi**
The taste is average.
**[19:57] Kobayashi**
Who to drink it with, huh?
**[19:59] Tohru**
You'll drink it with me, right?
***SIGN*** Parkour Land
**[20:03] Ilulu**
Where are they?
**[20:05] Kanna**
Saikawa, are you okay?
**[20:07] Saikawa**
I-I'm fine.
**[20:09] Saikawa**
I'm just a little too happy.
**[20:12] Saikawa**
Georgie.
***SIGN*** Hot Dogs
***SIGN*** French Fries
**[20:14] Georgie**
You young ladies look
like you're having fun.
**[20:17] Georgie**
I took very nice photos of you all.
**[20:20] Kanna**
Oh, show me, show me!
**[20:23] Ilulu**
Ah, Kobayashi, you're late!
**[20:25] Kobayashi**
Sorry, sorry.
**[20:27] Kobayashi**
I stayed there too long...
**[20:28] Kobayashi**
Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then?
**[20:35] Kobayashi**
Did Georgie-san take those photos?
**[20:38] Kanna**
We all screamed and had fun.
**[20:40] Ilulu**
I'd love to live in a place this fun.
**[20:43] Kobayashi**
Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring.
**[20:47] Kobayashi**
What's the matter, Tohru?
**[20:48] Tohru**
Nothing, I've just been thinking.
**[20:51] Tohru**
These rides make very sharp
turns and rock up and down.
**[20:55] Tohru**
Then there's the buildings
with detailed designs
**[20:57] Tohru**
and mascot costumes modeled
after fantastical beasts.
**[21:00] Kobayashi**
*Is she feeling nostalgic?*
**[21:01] Tohru**
This...
**[21:03] Tohru**
is a facility to simulate
riding a dragon, isn't it?!
**[21:06] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[21:07] Tohru**
I can't believe they'd make these things
just because they can't ride dragons themselves.
**[21:10] Tohru**
Humans are so despicable!
**[21:12] Kobayashi**
How did you even jump
to that interpretation?!
**[21:15] Tohru**
In other words, if you rode me you could
experience an amusement park every day!
**[21:19] Kobayashi**
You only have roller coasters!
**[21:22] Kobayashi**
* Still, something like this*
* every now and then isn't so bad.*
**[21:28] Kobayashi**
*It is bad for my hips, though.*
***SIGN*** Gi Na Ve Me N
**[21:36] Classmate**
Nae.
**[21:37] Classmate**
Nae?
**[21:40] Classmate**
Georgie.
**[21:42] Georgie**
Oh, yes.
**[21:43] Georgie**
Good morning.
**[21:45] Classmate**
You've forgotten your own name, haven't you?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Saikawa**
Kanna-san's Mom,
**[23:23] Saikawa**
I brought the photos from
the amusement park.
**[23:24] Saikawa**
There's a thousand!
**[23:25] Kobayashi**
That's a lot.
**[23:26] Saikawa**
Really?
**[23:27] Saikawa**
Let's select the best, then.
**[23:28] Saikawa**
Going through each one.
**[23:30] Kobayashi**
That's harsh.
**[23:30] Kobayashi**
I got it, I'm sorry.
**[23:31] Kobayashi**
They're all okay, then.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Pisces
***SIGN*** You might make a big mistake making others mad
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
Repent.
Also, skip sleep to study up.
***SIGN*** That's stoic...
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Pisces!
# E5 - Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX54MD/together-with-you-well-if-we-get-along)
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***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[00:06] Kobayashi**
Would you stop snarling at each
other every time you meet?
**[00:09] Tohru**
It's her fault for glaring at me!
**[00:12] Elma**
What?! Fried tofu fritters are delicious!
**[00:14] Kobayashi**
I guess there's no stopping it when you
tried to kill each other the moment you met.
**[00:20] Tohru**
Huh?
**[00:21] Tohru**
No, we didn't try to kill
each other at first.
**[00:24] Elma**
That's right.
**[00:25] Elma**
We didn't start that when we first met.
**[00:27] Kobayashi**
What was your first meeting like, then?
**[02:05] (Flashback) Man**
I heard there might be a civil war soon.
**[02:08] (Flashback) Man**
Looks like it.
**[02:09] (Flashback) Man**
The royal succession dispute
is finally coming to a head.
**[02:12] (Flashback) Man**
At this rate the neighboring country's
going to capitalize on it.
**[02:16] (Flashback) Tohru**
Hmm, humans are so foolish.
**[02:19] (Flashback) Tohru**
Every time they open their mouths,
it's about some conflict.
**[02:19] Girl**
That's mine!
**[02:21] Boy**
I found it first!
**[02:22] (Flashback) Tohru**
Do they have no intention of
enjoying their worthless lives?
**[02:25] (Flashback) Man**
She's here!
**[02:26] (Flashback) Man**
It's the priestess of the holy seas!
**[02:28] (Flashback) Woman**
Priestess?
**[02:29] (Flashback) Man**
She's come to our town, too!
**[02:32] (Flashback) Woman**
Yes, now we're saved!
**[02:35] Tohru**
*Priestess of the holy seas?*
**[02:37] Tohru**
*I've heard of her.*
**[02:38] Tohru**
* Lately she's been intervening in*
* human conflicts and resolving them.*
**[02:44] Tohru**
*If the conflict is over water or food,*
**[02:46] Tohru**
* she creates lakes and*
* causes abundant harvests.*
**[02:50] Tohru**
* If they clash, she makes them lose their*
* will to fight with her miraculous power.*
**[02:53] Tohru**
* She must be a god or something*
* on par with them...*
**[02:57] Tohru**
* Either way, it's against the rules for*
* them to interfere in human society.*
**[03:06] Tohru**
*Well, let's see what she's like.*
**[03:21] Tohru**
*That woman!*
**[03:22] Tohru**
*She's neither god nor divine messenger!*
**[03:25] Tohru**
*Is she?*
**[03:26] Tohru**
* But if that's the case,*
* is she just fooling around?!*
**[03:38] (Flashback) Tohru**
What do you think you're doing?
**[03:40] (Flashback) Tohru**
A dragon acting as a miraculous priestess?
**[03:43] (Flashback) Tohru**
You make me laugh.
**[03:44] (Flashback) Elma**
I could ask you the same thing.
**[03:47] (Flashback) Elma**
What is the Emperor of Demise's
daughter doing in a human village?
**[03:51] (Flashback) Elma**
Your name is Tohru, if I remember right?
**[03:55] (Flashback) Elma**
I just believe that humans
shouldn't fight each other,
**[03:59] (Flashback) Elma**
and it's foolish to spill unnecessary blood.
**[04:02] (Flashback) Elma**
I have the power to stop that, so I do.
**[04:05] (Flashback) Tohru**
So you're actually doing work,
unlike the other lazy harmony dragons.
**[04:11] (Flashback) Tohru**
I bet you've had quite a few
human sacrifices offered to you.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Elma**
I don't need any human sacrifices.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Tohru**
What? Why not?
**[04:19] (Flashback) Elma**
Why would anyone say
humans are tasty to eat?
**[04:23] (Flashback) Elma**
I'm sure there are much tastier
things in this world.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Elma**
It's my belief that humans
will create them.
**[04:31] Tohru**
*I see.*
**[04:32] Tohru**
*She's the oddball Quetzalcoatl mentioned.*
**[04:35] (Flashback) Tohru**
Are you Elma, then?
**[04:37] (Flashback) Tohru**
So what, you ask for food in return?
**[04:41] (Flashback) Tohru**
You sure you aren't better
suited to the chaos faction?
**[04:44] (Flashback) Elma**
You sound like a bit of an oddball yourself.
**[04:48] (Flashback) Elma**
None of the chaos dragons I've met thus far
were willing to engage in conversation.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Tohru**
I just slotted the act of judging
you in before destroying you.
**[04:59] (Flashback) Elma**
Judging me, huh?
**[05:02] (Flashback) Elma**
Would you like to accompany
me for a while, then?
**[05:05] (Flashback) Tohru**
What?
**[05:08] (Flashback) Elma**
Let's both judge the world
of humans together.
**[05:14] Kobayashi**
So you two traveled together for a while?
**[05:17] Tohru**
Yes, well...
**[05:19] Tohru**
I went along with her
self-righteousness for a bit.
**[05:22] Elma**
I must have been crazy at the time.
**[05:25] Kobayashi**
So you were both feeling
each other out, then?
**[05:29] Kobayashi**
Going around without pushing too hard as
two people with different value sets.
**[05:34] Tohru**
I guess you could say that?
**[05:37] Tohru**
I was more interested in Elma
**[05:40] Tohru**
than the goals of our species,
since she was doing as she pleased.
**[05:45] Tohru**
At least, I think that's
how it was at the time.
**[05:47] Kobayashi**
Mhmm. So then what?
**[05:49] Tohru**
It's simple.
**[05:51] Tohru**
We came to understand one another, so...
**[05:53] Elma**
We couldn't see eye to eye,
so after a few decades naturally we...
**[05:57] Both**
tried to kill each other.
**[06:00] Kobayashi**
That's not natural at all.
**[06:09] (Flashback) Elma**
Why?!
**[06:10] (Flashback) Elma**
Why did you destroy the palace?!
**[06:13] (Flashback) Elma**
This was supposed to be a symbol of peace!
**[06:16] (Flashback) Tohru**
Peace, huh?
**[06:18] (Flashback) Tohru**
The thought of a peace
requiring you gave me the chills.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Elma**
What?!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Tohru**
This palace was erected
to worship you as a god.
**[06:29] (Flashback) Tohru**
From it, a religion centered
around you took root
**[06:31] (Flashback) Tohru**
and adopted a class-based
society full of disparity.
**[06:36] (Flashback) Tohru**
In time there would come to be conflict
with those who refused to accept you.
**[06:42] (Flashback) Elma**
I would have forbidden that!
**[06:44] (Flashback) Tohru**
You're not listening to
what I'm trying to say.
**[06:47] (Flashback) Tohru**
Did you intend to remain here with
these humans for all eternity?
**[06:52] (Flashback) Tohru**
Granting the desires of others and
acting as a symbol of worship forever?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Tohru**
I'm asking you if you wanted to let yourself
get dragged into those humans' framework
**[07:02] (Flashback) Tohru**
when you thought were
operating under your own.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Tohru**
You've diverged from your
original intentions, Elma!
**[07:11] (Flashback) Tohru**
I'm disappointed in you!
**[07:13] (Flashback) Tohru**
I can't stand how disgraceful you've become.
**[07:15] (Flashback) Tohru**
So I'll kill you and wake those
humans from their dream.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Elma**
Now you've said it!
**[07:20] (Flashback) Elma**
Try to kill me, if you can!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Elma**
I knew it, too, you know.
**[07:29] (Flashback) Elma**
This wasn't going in a good direction.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Elma**
But what else could I do?
**[07:34] (Flashback) Elma**
The food they brought me
was just so delicious!
**[07:45] Elma**
*She's...!*
**[07:48] Tohru**
*She's...!*
**[07:49] Both**
*Strong!*
**[08:11] Tohru**
That was how we conclusively broke apart.
**[08:16] Kobayashi**
That sounds both grand and petty.
**[08:19] Elma**
In the end, I returned
to the harmony faction's base
**[08:24] Elma**
and didn't get involved with humans again.
**[08:26] Kobayashi**
So you two got along so well,
you could fight.
**[08:29] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, did you listen
to any of our story just now?
**[08:32] Elma**
She's right, Miss Kobayashi!
**[08:33] Elma**
We're completely at odds with each other!
**[08:35] Kobayashi**
Really?
**[08:37] Kobayashi**
Tohru's been docile here,
**[08:40] Kobayashi**
and you have your hands too full
with work to try to lead humanity.
**[08:44] Kobayashi**
Wouldn't that mean you have
no reason to fight here?
**[08:48] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi?
**[08:50] Tohru**
Do you not understand why
things are like that here?
**[08:53] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[08:54] Elma**
Because the food here's delicious!
**[08:56] Elma**
Both Tohru and I are gluttons!
**[08:59] Tohru**
I really won't ever get along with you!
**[09:01] Elma**
What's that?!
**[09:02] Tohru**
You're always easily enticed by food!
**[09:04] Elma**
But tasting human culture is the
best way to understand humans!
**[09:08] Tohru**
You just want to stuff your face!
**[09:11] Elma**
You're totally hooked
on human food yourself!
**[09:14] Kobayashi**
* They're so close they understand*
* each other's inner thoughts,*
**[09:14] Elma**
Day after day, you're cooking food!
**[09:16] Elma**
Never tiring of it,
always in your maid outfit!
**[09:17] Tohru**
You're always in your office attire,
even on your days off, too!
**[09:18] Kobayashi**
* and they fight to shave away*
* the parts they can't accept.*
**[09:21] Elma**
Don't act like that's the same as
your unnatural appearance!
**[09:23] Tohru**
This is natural for me!
**[09:23] Kobayashi**
*I always wanted friends like that myself.*
**[09:25] Elma**
How is that natural?!
***SIGN*** Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Potato Chips
***SIGN*** Maid in Love
**[10:33] Tohru**
I'll kill you.
**[10:35] Ilulu**
Huh?!
**[10:37] Tohru**
Day after day you laze about!
**[10:38] Tohru**
Why don't you go work a bit?!
**[10:41] Ilulu**
I've been thinking about my future.
**[10:43] Ilulu**
Just give me another century.
**[10:44] Tohru**
Don't think about it on a dragon's scale!
**[10:48] Ilulu**
I'll help you with your work for now, then.
**[10:51] Tohru**
What?!
**[10:53] Tohru**
There's no way you could
handle the work of a maid!
**[10:56] Tohru**
Please don't underestimate maids!
**[10:57] Ilulu**
That's what Kobayashi is
always saying to you.
**[11:00] Ilulu**
Though... Work, huh?
**[11:02] Ilulu**
Kobayashi does that, right?
**[11:04] Tohru**
That's right.
**[11:05] Tohru**
She's earning money for your food costs, too.
**[11:08] Ilulu**
All right, I'll work.
**[11:10] Ilulu**
At the same place as Kobayashi, then.
**[11:12] Tohru**
I'll erase you!
**[11:14] Ilulu**
What? You're scaring me.
**[11:15] Tohru**
I'll erase Elma, too!
**[11:17] Ilulu**
Why are you bringing Elma up?
**[11:18] Elma**
Achoo!
**[11:21] Tohru**
Would you like to search for a
place that'll employ you, then?
**[11:23] Tohru**
Using our PC or reading the classifieds?
**[11:26] Ilulu**
No, I'll look and decide for myself.
**[11:29] Tohru**
Hmph.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[11:31] Tohru**
Shall we go look around?
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District, Full of Smiles Every Day
***SIGN*** Shop at Your Local Shopping District!
**[11:33] Ilulu**
It's my first time passing through here.
**[11:35] Ilulu**
I always went over the roofs.
**[11:37] Tohru**
You're like a cat.
**[11:40] Tohru**
Are you sure you wouldn't better
off living in the wild?
***SIGN*** Clothes Shop
***SIGN*** Tendon
**[11:42] Tohru**
Well, I will admit that you have
been putting in effort lately.
**[11:46] Tohru**
You did learn perception blocking...
**[11:49] Tohru**
And at some point you managed
to form proper hands.
***SIGN*** Pork Cutlet
**[11:53] Tohru**
You have worked hard.
**[11:54] Ilulu**
I kind of like you like this.
**[11:57] Ilulu**
I like you.
**[11:58] Tohru**
Hmph, don't say such things so suddenly.
***SIGN*** - Cleaning
***SIGN*** Save with bulk! T-Shirts Dress Shirts Suits Special Price
**[12:01] Ilulu**
But I still like Kobayashi the most.
**[12:03] Tohru**
Why, you...!
**[12:04] Tohru**
Jeez, come on, come on.
**[12:06] Tohru**
Have you found something
you'd like to try doing?
**[12:08] Ilulu**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** Sauces Pork Cutlet Vegetable Other
***SIGN*** Hamburger
***SIGN*** Vegetable Croquettes Cream Croquettes
***SIGN*** Beef Cutlet
***SIGN*** Tax Included
***SIGN*** Freshly-Made Croquettes
**[12:11] Ilulu**
Meat and fish make me want to devour them.
***SIGN*** High-Grade Beef Rib Roast
**[12:13] Tohru**
As expected from a fellow chaos dragon.
**[12:15] Ilulu**
Flowers make me want to trample them.
***SIGN*** Flower Arrangements Currently 10% Off!
***SIGN*** Roses 300 Yen Each
***SIGN*** Tulips 250 Yen Each
**[12:17] Tohru**
It is our destiny to destroy.
**[12:19] Ilulu**
Books make me want to burn them.
**[12:21] Tohru**
Classic chaos dragon!
***SIGN*** Good Conversational Skills
***SIGN*** Expressive Writing
***SIGN*** Become an AI
***SIGN*** Train Your Body
**[12:23] Tohru**
It's forbidden to do all
those things here, though.
**[12:25] Ilulu**
Right...
**[12:27] Ilulu**
I hate those kinds of instinctual things.
**[12:30] Tohru**
Well, we're here because we denied them.
**[12:33] Ilulu**
You can do that?
**[12:35] Tohru**
Of course!
**[12:36] Tohru**
That means there's nowhere
you can work, though.
**[12:38] Ilulu**
Hey! Let's play!
**[12:42] Kaneshiro**
Sure, let's play!
**[12:43] Kirishima**
Want to go together?
**[12:45] Ilulu**
Go where?
**[12:46] Kaneshiro**
Shopping!
**[12:47] Ilulu**
Let's go!
**[12:48] Kirishima**
Over there!
**[12:51] Boy**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[12:52] Boy**
Close.
**[12:52] Kaneshiro**
Yoohoo! Kanna-chan, Saikawa-san!
**[12:55] Saikawa**
Oh, you're here.
**[12:56] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, Ilulu.
**[12:58] Saikawa**
Huh? What brings you here?
**[13:01] Tohru**
That's my question. Why are you here?
**[13:03] Kanna**
This is our hangout.
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
**[13:06] Kirishima**
So these ladies are friends
of yours, Kanna-chan?
**[13:09] Tohru**
I'm Tohru.
**[13:10] Tohru**
This is Ilulu.
**[13:12] Tohru**
We were searching for a
part-time job, but...
**[13:19] Girl**
Which should we get?
**[13:20] Both**
They all taste the same.
**[13:22] Boy**
All right!
**[13:23] Kirishima**
Kanna-chan, this would look good on you.
**[13:25] Kaneshiro**
You, too, Saikawa-san.
**[13:31] Kanna**
We match.
**[13:34] Aida**
I haven't seen you before.
**[13:36] Aida**
Are you the maid's little sister?
**[13:38] Tohru**
So this is your shop, Ms. Aida?
**[13:41] Tohru**
Ilulu, this is Ms. Aida.
**[13:44] Tohru**
We've met often at the
neighborhood association meetings.
**[13:47] Tohru**
Oh, what happened to your leg?
**[13:50] Aida**
Oh, I messed it up while jogging.
**[13:53] Aida**
I'm getting old now, so I've been
thinking of closing up shop.
**[13:56] Three**
No way!
**[13:59] Aida**
But as you can see, I just can't.
**[14:03] Ilulu**
There are a lot of kids here.
**[14:05] Aida**
That's because we're a candy shop.
**[14:07] Aida**
Different children have been
coming here for decades now.
**[14:12] Ilulu**
Could I work here?!
**[14:15] Aida**
How old are you?
**[14:17] Tohru**
She's the same age as me.
**[14:18] Aida**
The same as you?
**[14:20] Aida**
Hmm, what should I do?
**[14:23] Aida**
I was thinking of letting
my grandson run the shop,
**[14:26] Aida**
but I guess it would be
better to have someone
**[14:28] Aida**
enthusiastic about it than
someone reluctant to do it.
**[14:31] Tohru**
I would ask you to let her, as well.
**[14:46] Aida**
Okay!
**[14:47] Kobayashi**
Huh.
**[14:48] Kobayashi**
Working part time at a candy store, huh?
**[14:50] Kanna**
It's Oboro Shop.
**[14:52] Kanna**
Do you know about it, Kobayashi?
**[14:54] Kobayashi**
It's at the end of the
shopping district, right?
**[14:57] Tohru**
She got hired thanks to
my voice of authority.
**[15:01] Ilulu**
She displayed firm command
of her emotions,
**[15:03] Ilulu**
and I thought she was terrifying.
**[15:05] Tohru**
Praise me more.
**[15:06] Kobayashi**
Is that really praise?
**[15:11] Ilulu**
Will it all be okay?
**[15:16] Kobayashi**
Worried?
**[15:18] Kobayashi**
You chose it because you were
interested in it, right?
**[15:28] Kobayashi**
I started my job with vague feelings
and found things that made it fulfilling, too.
**[15:33] Kobayashi**
So I think that's a fine way to start work.
**[15:38] Ilulu**
I see.
**[15:41] Tohru**
I'm a maid because I was interested in it,
too, and it's very fulfilling!
**[15:44] Tohru**
So pet me!
**[15:46] Kobayashi**
Ilulu.
**[15:48] Kobayashi**
Make sure you listen to others
and learn your tasks properly.
**[15:52] Kobayashi**
Don't let yourself be like this maid.
**[15:56] Tohru**
M-Miss Kobayashi!
**[16:29] Tohru**
Hmph.
**[16:34] Friend**
What's wrong, Take?
**[16:35] Taketo**
My grandma hurt her leg.
**[16:38] Friend**
So you're stuck helping out?
**[16:40] Taketo**
No. Apparently she hired someone, so she just
asked me to support them to start.
***SIGN*** Aida Taketo
**[16:45] Friend**
Huh. That stubborn old woman hired
someone outside the family.
**[16:48] Taketo**
I'm taking a uniform over today,
**[16:52] Taketo**
but get a look at this.
**[16:54] Taketo**
It's sized for an adult man.
**[16:56] Friend**
So she hired a guy?
**[16:59] Taketo**
I have no idea where she met him.
**[17:01] Taketo**
If he's some weirdo, I'm chasing him out.
**[17:03] Friend**
So cool, Taketo-kun.
**[17:05] Taketo**
Shut up.
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[17:07] Taketo**
*Jeez.*
**[17:07] Taketo**
*What the heck are they like?*
**[17:10] Ilulu**
Welcome.
**[17:12] Taketo**
*A-Adult size!*
**[17:13] Taketo**
*Crazy!*
**[17:16] Ilulu**
Aida's grandson?
**[17:18] Taketo**
I'm Aida Taketo.
**[17:20] Ilulu**
I'm Ilulu. I'm 16.
**[17:22] Ilulu**
*That's what we're telling people.*
**[17:24] Taketo**
The same age?
**[17:25] Taketo**
Going by the name... you're a foreigner?
**[17:28] Taketo**
How'd you meet Grandma?
**[17:30] Ilulu**
I met her here,
**[17:31] Ilulu**
asked her to let me work,
and she hired me.
**[17:33] Taketo**
*That was decided way too easily.*
**[17:36] Taketo**
*This is suspicious.*
**[17:37] Taketo**
* She has to have some ulterior motive for*
* suddenly wanting to work here like this.*
**[17:40] Ilulu**
So, what are you here for?
**[17:42] Taketo**
Oh, yeah, your uniform.
**[17:45] Taketo**
An apron and a white shirt.
**[17:46] Ilulu**
Stuff to wear?
**[17:48] Ilulu**
Got it.
**[17:49] Taketo**
Pfft!
**[17:50] Taketo**
Hey! A pervert?! Are you a pervert?!
**[17:53] Ilulu**
Oh, right.
**[17:54] Ilulu**
Shame.
**[17:55] Ilulu**
I forgot.
**[17:56] Ilulu**
Naughty boy.
**[17:57] Taketo**
Don't act ashamed while
rolling up your shirt!
**[18:00] Taketo**
Go change in back! In back!
**[18:01] Ilulu**
Oh, that's how it is.
**[18:04] Taketo**
*What was that?*
**[18:05] Taketo**
* Does she come from a country*
* with that kind of culture?*
**[18:07] Taketo**
*I want to go there!*
**[18:08] Ilulu**
Hey, Taketo?
**[18:10] Taketo**
Just Take's fine.
**[18:12] Taketo**
What's wrong?
**[18:13] Ilulu**
I can't get the buttons on this closed.
**[18:16] Taketo**
Y-You'll be fine like that.
**[18:18] Ilulu**
Okay, then.
**[18:20] Ilulu**
You're a pervert, aren't you?
**[18:21] Taketo**
Huh?! What are you saying?!
**[18:23] Ilulu**
You're staring.
**[18:24] Taketo**
I-I'm not staring!
**[18:27] Taketo**
I'll be back here, so ask if there's
anything you don't understand.
**[18:33] Taketo**
*She's a weirdo in a different way!*
**[18:37] Taketo**
* I'm surprised Grandma decided*
* to hire such a mysterious person.*
**[18:41] Taketo**
* She makes way less sense than someone*
* with ulterior motives and it's scary.*
**[18:45] Taketo**
*Can she even do the work?*
**[18:47] Boy**
This please.
**[18:48] Ilulu**
Sure thing.
**[18:49] Girl**
Give me that one.
**[18:51] Ilulu**
This one?
**[18:52] Girl**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Water Balloons
**[18:53] Ilulu**
Do we sell these individually?
**[18:55] Taketo**
Yeah, that's right.
***SIGN*** Lucky
**[18:58] Taketo**
*She's actually trying to do an honest job.*
**[18:59] Boy**
Yay!
**[19:01] Taketo**
*Wait. Even more so than I would, huh?*
**[19:04] Taketo**
*Is that why Grandma hired her?*
**[19:04] Girl**
Wow! Why do you have such big breasts?
**[19:08] Taketo**
* Whoa! An elementary schooler's blazing*
* fastball of innocent sexual harassment!*
**[19:10] Taketo**
*How will you divert it?*
**[19:11] Ilulu**
These are my flame sacs.
They're big so they can hold fire.
**[19:15] Girl**
I see.
**[19:16] Taketo**
*What kind of nonsense deflection is that?!*
**[19:19] Girl**
Are they heavy?
**[19:20] Girl**
Do they make your shoulders stiff?
**[19:22] Ilulu**
Hmm, would you like to hold them?
**[19:25] Taketo**
Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[19:26] Taketo**
Hey, don't do anything weird!
**[19:34] Ilulu**
Are you okay, Take?
**[19:37] Taketo**
S-S-Sorry!
**[19:39] Ilulu**
Oh, right.
**[19:41] Ilulu**
Naughty boy.
**[19:43] Taketo**
Why's your reaction so delayed?!
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[19:46] Girl**
Bye-bye!
**[19:48] Girl**
Goodbye!
**[19:49] Ilulu**
Later!
**[19:57] Ilulu**
You know,
**[19:58] Ilulu**
I like kids.
**[20:00] Ilulu**
I like playing with them.
**[20:03] Ilulu**
But I can't play while I'm working.
**[20:06] Ilulu**
So I wanted to work somewhere
where children have fun.
**[20:15] Taketo**
It's time to close up shop.
**[20:18] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[20:19] Taketo**
Want to play for a bit?
**[20:20] Taketo**
I'll show you how to spin the top.
**[20:23] Ilulu**
Oh, that thing!
**[20:24] Ilulu**
Teach me! Teach me!
**[20:25] Ilulu**
I'll bring it over!
**[20:27] Taketo**
*She's a nice girl.*
**[20:29] Taketo**
* Looks like I won't have*
* to worry about Grandma.*
**[20:32] Ilulu**
Take, I like you.
**[20:34] Taketo**
What? That's my line.
**[20:36] Ilulu**
Second to Kobayashi.
**[20:38] Taketo**
Who's Kobayashi?
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[20:41] Ilulu**
I brought it.
**[20:43] Taketo**
Watch closely.
**[20:51] (Flashback) Elma**
Did you know?
**[20:52] (Flashback) Elma**
Apparently humans make wishes on stars.
**[20:56] (Flashback) Tohru**
Huh?
**[20:58] (Flashback) Elma**
Apparently they pray to stars for peace,
**[21:00] (Flashback) Elma**
bountiful harvests, and happiness
for themselves and their families.
**[21:05] (Flashback) Tohru**
So they don't care who grants their wishes,
as long as they're granted?
**[21:10] (Flashback) Tohru**
What an utterly inferior species.
**[21:13] (Flashback) Elma**
What would you wish for?
**[21:15] (Flashback) Elma**
If your wish could come true.
**[21:21] (Flashback) Tohru**
Nothing, really.
**[21:26] (Flashback) Elma**
As for me...
**[21:27] (Flashback) Tohru**
You'd probably just wish for lots
of delicious food to eat, right?
**[21:31] (Flashback) Elma**
You know me well, don't you?
**[21:34] (Flashback) Elma**
But that's not all.
**[21:37] (Flashback) Tohru**
What then?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Elma**
I'd wish for your share
of delicious food, too.
**[21:46] (Flashback) Tohru**
Have it your way.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:20] Elma**
Our lunch break is too short!
**[23:23] Elma**
Don't you agree, Miss Kobayashi?!
**[23:25] Kobayashi**
You think so?
**[23:26] Elma**
Lately there's five places
I want to visit for lunch,
**[23:29] Elma**
but I can only hit two of them!
**[23:31] Kobayashi**
Normal people wouldn't go
to multiple places!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
**[23:32] Elma**
I'm hungry!
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Capricorn
***SIGN*** You might get tired from heavy breasts
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** It helps to rest them on your desk.
***SIGN*** I'm glad mine are small.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Capricorn.
# E6 - Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0PZX3/uncanny-relationships-one-side-is-a-dragon)
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**[00:09] Shouta**
What are you doing?!
**[00:11] Lucoa**
You looked cold, so I thought
I'd be a blanket for you.
**[00:14] Lucoa**
Since I am your familiar.
**[00:16] Shouta**
I don't need that!
**[00:20] Shouta**
It's been like this ever
since Lucoa came here.
**[00:23] Shouta**
Whenever I'm home, she's glued to me.
**[00:25] Shouta**
I'm a man, too, you know!
**[00:30] Shouta**
All right!
**[00:31] Shouta**
I have to take back control!
**[00:34] Shouta**
I'll teach her who's boss!
**[02:19] Shouta**
I'll uncover her weakness.
**[02:21] Lucoa**
Now, then.
**[02:26] Lucoa**
Being naked really is the most comfortable.
**[02:29] Shouta**
What is she doing?!
**[02:31] Lucoa**
*Ah, I really do hate clothes.*
**[02:35] Lucoa**
*That sure is a shortcoming.*
**[02:38] Shouta**
Lucoa, Lucoa.
**[02:40] Lucoa**
Hmm?
**[02:41] Lucoa**
What is it, Shouta-kun?
**[02:43] Shouta**
Here, take this!
**[02:44] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[02:45] Shouta**
Your master commands you!
**[02:47] Shouta**
Wear those clothes!
**[02:48] Shouta**
* Now, feel uncomfortable*
* and weep for it to end!*
**[02:52] Lucoa**
I tried it on.
**[02:55] Lucoa**
Thank you for the present.
**[02:58] Shouta**
*Shit. Onto something else.*
**[03:01] Shouta**
*How will she handle something bitter?*
***SIGN*** Black Coffee
**[03:04] Lucoa**
Thank you.
**[03:07] Shouta**
*I'm the one who can't stand that!*
**[03:11] Shouta**
*What about our neighbor's scary dog?*
**[03:16] Shouta**
*Again, I'm the one who's scared of that!*
**[03:20] Shouta**
*I'm going to be the greatest mage.*
**[03:24] Shouta**
* I have to have perfect*
* control over my familiar.*
**[03:27] Shouta**
I'm sorry!
**[03:31] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san's weaknesses?
**[03:33] Shouta**
Yeah.
**[03:34] Tohru**
In that case, I know something good.
**[03:36] Shouta**
Really?
**[03:37] Tohru**
Her weakness is those breasts of hers!
**[03:39] Tohru**
It's hard for her dodge attacks with those.
**[03:42] Shouta**
I don't mean combat weaknesses!
**[03:44] Tohru**
Hmm, in that case, probably liquor.
**[03:46] Shouta**
Liquor?
**[03:48] Kobayashi**
Didn't Lucoa-san say she
could hold her liquor well?
**[03:51] Tohru**
Well, she can hold her alcohol well.
**[03:54] Tohru**
But it's not that. It's that
she's a sucker for liquor.
**[03:57] Tohru**
She's usually well guarded, but she'll
drink liquor without caution.
**[04:02] Tohru**
So, if you put poison or such in liquor,
she won't even notice.
**[04:04] Shouta**
That would kill her, though!
**[04:06] Kobayashi**
You're asking about weaknesses,
**[04:08] Kobayashi**
but from a dragon's point of view we
humans are just full of weaknesses.
**[04:12] Kobayashi**
Even if you manage to get something over her,
do you think that would sway Lucoa-san?
**[04:17] Kobayashi**
Isn't your current
relationship good enough?
**[04:20] Shouta**
It's not.
**[04:21] Shouta**
Lucoa...
**[04:23] Shouta**
she's always wandering around somewhere,
**[04:25] Shouta**
or teasing me,
**[04:27] Shouta**
or making fun of me.
**[04:29] Shouta**
She doesn't respect me.
**[04:31] Shouta**
That's why I want to strike
at one of her weaknesses
**[04:34] Shouta**
and prove myself to her.
**[04:36] Tohru**
I believe she already respects you, though.
**[04:39] Shouta**
Huh?
**[04:40] Tohru**
Miss Lucoa was never the type
to stay in one place for very long.
**[04:44] Tohru**
The fact that she's still with
you means she does like you.
**[04:47] Lucoa**
Huh? Shouta-kun?
**[04:49] Lucoa**
You were here?
**[04:50] Shouta**
H-How long have you been here?!
**[04:52] Lucoa**
I just arrived.
**[04:56] Shouta**
I-I'm going home.
**[05:00] Lucoa**
I'll escort you, then.
**[05:02] Kobayashi**
Nice seeing you.
**[05:10] Lucoa**
I would have told you
my weakness if you just asked.
**[05:14] Shouta**
Huh?
**[05:15] Lucoa**
The thing I hate most is losing a home.
**[05:20] Lucoa**
I once made a huge mistake, you know.
**[05:23] Lucoa**
So I was driven out of my homeland.
**[05:25] Lucoa**
It made me very sad.
**[05:28] Lucoa**
Ever since then, I've been
afraid of settling in one place.
**[05:32] Lucoa**
But then a friend I thought
would never have a home
**[05:36] Lucoa**
found one for herself.
**[05:38] Lucoa**
It made me kind of jealous.
**[05:40] Shouta**
So that's why you came to me?
**[05:43] Shouta**
But... why me?
**[05:45] Lucoa**
You're the one who said it, you know.
**[05:47] Lucoa**
You asked me to be here with you.
**[05:49] Lucoa**
I was so happy to hear that.
**[05:52] Shouta**
But that was as a familiar...
**[05:57] Shouta**
To be honest, I already know.
**[05:59] Shouta**
You're an incredible being and I'm not
a good match for you, as immature as I am.
**[06:04] Lucoa**
That's right.
**[06:06] Lucoa**
I am an incredible familiar,
so I understood you at first glance.
**[06:12] Lucoa**
You're a good boy who's kind and trying hard,
even if you're overextending yourself.
**[06:17] Lucoa**
Knowing that was good enough for me.
**[06:21] Shouta**
Thank you.
**[06:24] Lucoa**
Good boy.
**[06:27] Shouta**
* I do wish she'd stop treating*
* me like a child, though.*
**[06:35] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun,
**[06:37] Lucoa**
I'm willing whenever you want it, okay?
**[06:40] Shouta**
Wh-What do you mean by that?!
**[06:46] Kobayashi**
What's the matter?
**[06:47] Kobayashi**
It's unusual for you to sigh like that.
**[06:49] Takiya**
Well, my parents are paying
a visit to my place.
**[06:53] Kobayashi**
Huh?! Then Fafnir-san has to...
**[06:55] Takiya**
Yeah.
**[06:56] Takiya**
I asked him to go adventure in the mountains
or something while they're here, but...
**[07:01] (Flashback) Fafnir**
I absolutely refuse!
**[07:03] Takiya**
A new, hardcore game is
releasing at the same time.
**[07:08] Kobayashi**
Then you'll just have to introduce them.
**[07:10] Takiya**
Right.
**[07:11] Takiya**
Both of my parents are pretty forward,
**[07:13] Takiya**
so the thought of them angering Faf-kun
**[07:15] Takiya**
and watching my goods get
half-destroyed is... ahh!
**[07:18] Kobayashi**
You're worried about your otaku collection?!
**[07:21] Fafnir**
I refuse.
**[07:22] Fafnir**
I can't afford to move from this spot
until I've collected all the treasures.
**[07:27] Takiya**
You're hooked on it.
***SIGN*** Takeru attacks!
**[07:29] Takiya**
You've already beaten the game,
***SIGN*** It deals 120 damage to Siegfried!
**[07:31] Takiya**
so why not take a little break?
**[07:34] Fafnir**
I can keep fighting for tens
of thousands of years.
**[07:38] Fafnir**
You don't need to worry about me.
**[07:41] Fafnir**
Tch, another bust.
**[07:43] Takiya**
*Well, what should I do about this?*
**[07:50] Tohru**
Coming.
**[07:53] Tohru**
* Uhh, how do you get Mister*
* Fafnir to listen to you?*
**[07:57] Takiya**
I figured you might know since you've
known him a long time, Tohru-chan.
**[08:01] Tohru**
*Very well.*
**[08:02] Tohru**
* I do owe you for planning that*
* hot springs trip for us.*
**[08:06] Takiya**
Thank you!
**[08:07] Takiya**
So come on, tell me how—
**[08:09] Tohru**
With force!
**[08:10] Tohru**
You have to force him
to obey you with might!
**[08:12] Tohru**
That's the only way!
**[08:14] Takiya**
Him? With force?!
**[08:17] Takiya**
You do know that's impossible
when you say that, right?
**[08:19] Tohru**
* Well, that really is the only*
* method I can think of with him.*
***SIGN*** In Call
***SIGN*** Kobayashi-san
**[08:24] Tohru**
When I first met him,
**[08:26] Tohru**
he attacked me for trying to sleep
in his cavern and we ended up fighting...
**[08:32] (Flashback) Fafnir**
You're not bad.
**[08:34] (Flashback) Tohru**
Neither are you.
**[08:36] Tohru**
So, once we recognized
each other's strength,
**[08:38] Tohru**
he finally decided to share a little
space in the cavern with me.
**[08:41] Takiya**
So your first time meeting
really was like that.
**[08:44] Tohru**
Well, if my advice isn't helpful,
why not try asking Miss Lucoa?
**[08:47] Kanna**
Ahh.
**[08:49] Kobayashi**
Ahh.
**[08:49] Takiya**
That woman, huh?
**[08:51] Takiya**
What's her contact info?
**[08:52] Tohru**
*Hey, Kanna!*
**[08:55] Takiya**
She hung up on me.
**[08:57] Takiya**
Do I have any way to contact her?
**[09:02] Takiya**
I did register Shouta-kun to my friends
list last time we played games together.
**[09:08] Shouta**
Huh? Lucoa?
**[09:10] Shouta**
She said she was going abroad to have fun.
**[09:13] Shouta**
She's not here now.
**[09:14] Takiya**
Shoot.
**[09:16] Shouta**
Do you need help with something?
**[09:18] Shouta**
If I can, I'd be happy to help?
**[09:20] Takiya**
You would?
**[09:21] Shouta**
Yes.
**[09:22] Shouta**
I'm constantly improving my
skills as a mage every day.
**[09:26] Shouta**
Helping others out would just
be part of my training.
**[09:29] Takiya**
You're a very responsible boy.
**[09:32] Takiya**
Truth is...
**[09:34] Shouta**
Impossible.
**[09:35] Shouta**
That man's a terrifying dragon, right?
**[09:38] Takiya**
Yeah, I suppose he would be.
**[09:41] Takiya**
Hmm. I guess it'll be easier to do something
about my parents instead of Faf-kun.
**[09:46] Shouta**
Faf-kun?
**[09:47] Shouta**
If I recall, his name is Fafnir, right?
**[09:50] Shouta**
Is that a unique nickname you call him by?
**[09:52] Takiya**
Huh? Yeah, it is.
**[09:55] Shouta**
And he's accepted that
nickname as his own, then?
**[09:59] Takiya**
He said he doesn't mind it.
**[10:02] Shouta**
You can form a pact, then.
**[10:04] Takiya**
A pact?
**[10:05] Shouta**
If you've given him a name
and he's accepted it,
**[10:08] Shouta**
then the preparations to form
a pact are nearly complete.
**[10:14] Shouta**
Take this.
**[10:15] Takiya**
What is it?
**[10:17] Shouta**
An orb of magic power.
**[10:19] Shouta**
I've poured my own magic power into it.
**[10:21] Shouta**
This should be enough for even someone
without magic power like yourself
**[10:25] Shouta**
to activate the ritual to forge a pact.
**[10:29] Takiya**
Hmm.
**[10:30] Takiya**
You're incredible, Shouta-kun.
**[10:32] Shouta**
Uhh, so about that...
**[10:34] Shouta**
Could I ask you for something in return?
**[10:37] Takiya**
Oh? Like some of my lifespan?
**[10:39] Shouta**
A devil would ask for that.
**[10:43] Shouta**
I was hoping you could teach me
**[10:47] Shouta**
how to be a cool adult like you.
**[10:49] Takiya**
Huh?!
**[10:50] Takiya**
That's a pretty surprising request.
**[10:52] Takiya**
I'm not confident I can help.
**[10:54] Takiya**
I'm super pathetic, you know?
**[10:56] Shouta**
It's a promise!
**[11:01] Takiya**
A pact, huh?
**[11:04] Takiya**
I'm home.
**[11:09] Takiya**
*A master-servant pact...*
**[11:15] Takiya**
Faf-kun.
**[11:16] Fafnir**
Hmm?
**[11:17] Takiya**
You can have it.
**[11:21] Fafnir**
What?
**[11:23] Fafnir**
An orb of magic power?
**[11:25] Fafnir**
This little thing
**[11:29] Fafnir**
won't get me to go outside.
**[11:31] Takiya**
Tch, no luck, huh?
**[11:34] Takiya**
At least tell me, then.
**[11:36] Takiya**
Why did someone as prideful as you
**[11:38] Takiya**
permit me to give you a nickname?
**[11:41] Takiya**
I didn't even know there was a risk to that.
**[11:43] Fafnir**
You...
**[11:46] Fafnir**
Hmph.
**[11:47] Fafnir**
You should be grateful to the brat
that gave you that measly orb.
**[11:51] Takiya**
He gave it to me in return for
some advice from an adult.
**[11:55] Fafnir**
Adult, huh?
**[11:58] Fafnir**
What do you think the term
"adult" means to a dragon?
**[12:01] Takiya**
Huh?
**[12:02] Takiya**
Well, it means they've matured
out of their immature state?
**[12:04] Fafnir**
No, it doesn't.
**[12:06] Fafnir**
That only refers to the
physical state of the body.
**[12:09] Fafnir**
There is no concept of adult
or child in a dragon's mind.
**[12:13] Fafnir**
Only strength exists when
you live as a dragon.
**[12:18] Fafnir**
Their state of mind is dependent upon that.
**[12:21] Fafnir**
Parents don't protect
their offspring, either.
**[12:23] Fafnir**
Dragons didn't start talking
about "adult" or "child"
**[12:26] Fafnir**
until after there were more
dragons interacting with humans.
**[12:30] Fafnir**
Do you understand, Takiya?
**[12:33] Fafnir**
It means dragons are mimicking humans.
**[12:36] Fafnir**
They know such values will lead
to foolishness, but desire them anyway.
**[12:42] Fafnir**
So do the dragons that are here.
**[12:47] Fafnir**
We're just masquerading as humans.
**[12:51] Takikya**
You don't really believe that.
**[12:53] Takikya**
I can tell at least that much.
**[12:57] Fafnir**
Yeah.
**[13:00] Fafnir**
Tohru has firmly declared she
won't regret such foolishness.
**[13:05] Fafnir**
And that human, Kobayashi,
drove away the Emperor of Demise.
**[13:09] Fafnir**
I grew curious as to why they would
go so far to keep up the act.
**[13:13] Fafnir**
So, I decided to try playing the
game a bit myself to learn more.
**[13:18] Fafnir**
That's the only reason I let
you give me a nickname.
***SIGN*** Get!! Unique Skill
***SIGN*** Siegfried dropped Gram.
***SIGN*** Please press any button to—
**[13:23] Fafnir**
It finally dropped!
**[13:26] Fafnir**
Great! This is great!
**[13:30] Fafnir**
Takiya!
**[13:31] Fafnir**
I'm in a good mood now,
**[13:32] Fafnir**
so if you beat me I'll play along
with you and your family or whatever.
**[13:36] Takiya**
Huh?
**[13:37] Takiya**
But I can't beat you in strength.
**[13:39] Fafnir**
Who said it had to be in strength?
**[13:44] Takiya**
I'm not going to lose!
**[13:46] Fafnir**
You dare to challenge me, human?!
**[13:47] Fafnir**
You'll never be able to defeat me!
**[13:50] Fafnir**
Ah, stop!
**[13:51] Fafnir**
Don't use instakill combos!
**[13:52] Takiya**
Weak humans will use any means necessary!
**[14:01] Takiya**
What you think is cool is
just my outward appearance.
**[14:05] Takiya**
So, being a cool guy starts with
creating your outward appearance.
**[14:11] Shouta**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
***SIGN*** Episode 6
**[14:20] Hachisuka**
The other day I went as far
as where the rivers meet.
**[14:24] Kuroda**
If that's true, it's worthy of praise.
**[14:27] Hachisuka**
It is true!
**[14:28] Hachisuka**
I have pictures, too!
**[14:30] Kuramoto**
Nice, that's a great photo.
**[14:34] Hachisuka**
Right?! Incredible, right?!
**[14:36] Kuroda**
Stop!
**[14:37] Saikawa**
You're so annoying, Hachisuka.
**[14:39] Saikawa**
Even caterpillars can go there.
**[14:41] Hachisuka**
What's that, Saikawa?!
**[14:43] Hachisuka**
You saying you can make it there, too?!
**[14:45] Saikawa**
Of course!
**[14:46] Hachisuka**
You better go there, then!
**[14:48] Hachisuka**
Bring back pictures as proof, too!
**[14:50] Saikawa**
That's a piece of cake.
**[14:53] Saikawa**
What do I do?
**[14:55] Saikawa**
Why did I have to say that?
**[14:58] Kanna**
Let's go together.
**[15:00] Saikawa**
But we'll have to walk a long way
to reach where the rivers meet.
**[15:04] Kanna**
That's fine.
**[15:05] Kanna**
Let's go together.
**[15:07] Saikawa**
Kanna-san!
**[15:09] Tohru**
Here, Kanna.
**[15:11] Tohru**
Your lunch and tea.
**[15:13] Ilulu**
Here, candy from the candy shop.
**[15:15] Kanna**
Thank you, Lady Tohru, Ilulu.
**[15:20] Kobayashi**
Have fun.
**[15:21] Kanna**
Mmm.
**[15:26] Kanna**
Saikawa.
**[15:27] Saikawa**
Kanna-san!
**[15:30] Saikawa**
Feels kind of grown-up,
heading out somewhere by ourselves.
**[15:36] Saikawa**
Georgie lent me this.
**[15:39] Saikawa**
She said to use it to contact
her if anything happens.
**[15:42] Saikawa**
With this, we're all set to
take photos as proof, too!
**[15:46] Saikawa**
Tch.
**[15:48] Both**
Skip, skip, love, love, skip.
**[15:55] Saikawa**
Let's only step on the white parts.
**[15:58] Kanna**
If you fall, you're dead.
**[16:16] Kanna**
Saikawa, you died.
**[16:18] Saikawa**
I'm immortal!
**[16:20] Kanna**
Not fair!
**[16:21] Saikawa**
Is too fair!
**[16:23] Kanna**
Not fair!
**[16:24] Saikawa**
Is too fair!
**[16:44] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san.
**[16:45] Saikawa**
Pass!
**[16:47] Kanna**
Saikawa!
**[16:55] Youth**
Nirvana!
**[17:03] Both**
One, two, and three!
**[17:06] Saikawa**
Your lunch looks so good, Kanna-san.
**[17:09] Kanna**
Lady Tohru made it for me.
**[17:12] Kanna**
Yours looks good, too, Saikawa.
**[17:14] Saikawa**
Yes. Georgie's great at cooking!
**[17:17] Both**
Thank you for the food.
**[17:27] Saikawa**
Ah, I dropped it!
**[17:30] Saikawa**
K-Kanna-san, would you let me
use your chopsticks with you?
**[17:35] Kanna**
I'll lend you my spare chopsticks.
**[17:38] Saikawa**
Thank you!
**[17:39] Saikawa**
I'll use them with care!
**[17:41] Saikawa**
Tch!
**[17:47] Saikawa**
*I can use this!*
**[17:48] Saikawa**
*Nice going, Georgie!*
**[17:51] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, want some potato straws?
**[17:53] Kanna**
I do!
**[17:55] Saikawa**
Th-Then...
**[17:58] Saikawa**
Here, Fanna-fan!
**[18:13] Kanna**
Saikawa, want some rolled omelets?
**[18:16] Saikawa**
M-My heart is so full right now.
**[18:19] Kanna**
That's a shame.
**[18:20] Kanna**
I ate some of it already,
but it's really yummy.
**[18:23] Saikawa**
You ate some?!
**[18:26] Saikawa**
You ate some!
**[18:41] Saikawa**
There are all kinds of people here.
**[18:44] Saikawa**
I wonder why everyone's coming to the river.
**[18:48] Kanna**
I love rivers.
**[18:50] Kanna**
It feels great to bathe in the water.
**[18:53] Saikawa**
Bathe in the water?!
**[18:54] Kanna**
Mmm.
**[18:55] Saikawa**
*Kanna-san bathing in the water!*
**[18:57] Saikawa**
Kanna-san!
**[18:59] Kanna**
Oh!
**[19:05] Saikawa**
Kanna-san's an angel!
**[19:08] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[19:12] Saikawa**
Huh?!
**[19:13] Elma**
This feels so good!
**[19:18] Kanna**
Lady Elma, you forgot your
perception blocking.
**[19:22] Elma**
Oh, no!
**[19:25] Saikawa**
Photo, photo evidence!
**[19:29] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, move!
**[19:31] Saikawa**
So cute!
**[19:32] Saikawa**
But right now...!
**[19:37] Saikawa**
Oh my?
**[19:39] Saikawa**
Huh? Where did it go?!
**[19:47] Saikawa**
We did it, Kanna-san!
**[19:50] Saikawa**
We made it to where they meet!
**[19:52] Kanna**
Oh!
**[19:53] Saikawa**
We need to take a photo for proof!
**[19:58] OldMan**
Want me to take it for you?
**[20:00] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[20:02] Saikawa**
Oh...
**[20:07] Saikawa**
If you would, please.
**[20:08] OldMan**
Sure.
**[20:10] OldMan**
Okay, here I go.
**[20:11] Kanna**
Oh!
**[20:12] Saikawa**
Okay, Kanna-san!
**[20:16] Both**
Thank you very much.
**[20:19] OldWoman**
Where did you two come from?
**[20:20] Saikawa**
From Oborozuka.
**[20:22] OldWoman**
My, you walked quite far.
**[20:25] Saikawa**
We thought we'd walk up
to where the rivers meet.
**[20:28] OldMan**
Oh?
**[20:29] OldMan**
You know, long ago, this is where
they changed the flow of the river.
**[20:34] Kanna**
Oh!
**[20:36] Saikawa**
Why did they change it?
**[20:38] OldMan**
To prevent floods from happening
**[20:40] OldMan**
and to make it easier to grow rice.
**[20:45] OldMan**
Later.
**[20:45] OldWoman**
Be careful now.
**[20:47] Saikawa**
Yes!
**[20:52] Saikawa**
What's the matter, Kanna-san?
**[20:54] Kanna**
Do you think I'll change, too?
**[20:57] Saikawa**
Well, of course you're going
to get cuter and cuter!
**[21:01] Saikawa**
I'm looking forward to it!
**[21:03] Kanna**
Will you change, too?
**[21:04] Saikawa**
Yes!
**[21:05] Saikawa**
Obviously I'm going to become a great woman!
**[21:20] Saikawa**
It's really true!
**[21:22] Saikawa**
There was a monster in the river!
**[21:25] Hachisuka**
There's no way something like that exists!
**[21:27] Kuroda**
Tell us more.
**[21:29] Saikawa**
It was this big
**[21:31] Saikawa**
and it was bathing in the
river. Right, Kanna-san?
**[21:34] Kanna**
Saikawa, that was CG.
**[21:36] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[21:37] Saikawa**
It was?
**[21:38] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[21:39] Kuroda**
So it was AR?
**[21:41] Hachisuka**
See, I told you!
**[21:43] Kuramoto**
Lame.
**[21:45] Saikawa**
CG?
**[21:47] Kanna**
CG.
**[21:48] Saikawa**
What?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Shouta**
Kobayashi-san,
**[23:22] Shouta**
good afternoon!
**[23:24] Kobayashi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Huge Melons
**[23:25] Kobayashi**
What's going on, Shouta-kun?
**[23:26] Shouta**
How about it?
**[23:27] Shouta**
Am I cool?
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
Takiya-kun,
**[23:30] Kobayashi**
what did you do?
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Taurus
***SIGN*** You'll lose connection
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
File a claim with the administrators.
Be thorough. Get your free gems.
***SIGN*** Let's use him as an example of what not do.
***SIGN*** This week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Taurus.
# E7 - Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX73EM/common-sense-its-different-for-everyone)
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**[00:05] Lucoa**
What do you need,
**[00:07] Lucoa**
if you're asking me to come here,
**[00:11] Lucoa**
Fafnir?
**[00:14] Fafnir**
Lend me your power.
**[00:16] Lucoa**
What's this?
**[00:18] Lucoa**
It's rare for you to rely on others.
**[00:22] Lucoa**
Still...
**[00:24] Lucoa**
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I'm pretty busy, too.
**[00:27] Lucoa**
Sorry, but try someone else.
**[00:28] Fafnir**
All right.
**[00:29] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[00:30] Lucoa**
Come on, be a little more persistent.
**[02:07] Lucoa**
What's this for?
**[02:08] Fafnir**
A manga.
**[02:10] Lucoa**
A manga? Why?
**[02:12] Fafnir**
There's a large doujinshi
exhibition coming up soon.
**[02:14] Fafnir**
I plan on selling one there.
**[02:16] Lucoa**
Huh?!
**[02:17] Lucoa**
You do?!
**[02:18] Lucoa**
You're drawing one?!
**[02:20] Fafnir**
Last time my book was just text,
**[02:22] Fafnir**
and Takiya said that's why
I was utterly crushed.
**[02:25] Fafnir**
So, I'm adding artwork.
**[02:27] Lucoa**
So you went with manga...
**[02:28] Lucoa**
But why do you want to sell
a book there in the first place?
**[02:32] Fafnir**
Treasure.
**[02:33] Lucoa**
Treasure?
**[02:36] Fafnir**
This happened one day.
**[02:38] (Flashback) Takiya**
Faf-kun, you really love treasure, right?
**[02:42] (Flashback) Fafnir**
Yeah.
**[02:43] (Flashback) Taikya**
Do you have any interest
in creating treasure yourself, then?
**[02:48] (Flashback) Fafnir**
Creating it myself?
**[02:49] (Flashback) Takiya**
When you try creating something yourself,
**[02:52] (Flashback) Takiya**
that can become an incredibly
precious treasure to you.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Fafnir**
Oh?
**[02:59] Lucoa**
I see.
**[03:01] Lucoa**
So that's why you decided to create a book?
**[03:04] Lucoa**
Is that what you want my power for?
**[03:05] Fafnir**
Yes.
**[03:06] Lucoa**
You should have just said so
from the start, then.
**[03:09] Lucoa**
Sure!
**[03:10] Lucoa**
I'll help you!
**[03:12] Lucoa**
So, what should I do for you?
**[03:13] Lucoa**
Blotting? Crosshatching?
**[03:15] Fafnir**
You know a lot.
**[03:16] Fafnir**
But not that.
**[03:18] Fafnir**
People in my online games say
it's standard for books like these
**[03:22] Fafnir**
to have erotic, vulgar women.
**[03:24] Fafnir**
So I'd like you to be the
model for my artwork.
**[03:30] Lucoa**
Your art model?!
**[03:31] Lucoa**
I'm kind of nervous.
**[03:33] Lucoa**
Wait, hold on.
**[03:34] Lucoa**
You mean you view me as a vulgar woman?
**[03:38] Fafnir**
Precisely.
**[03:39] Fafnir**
I can't think of anyone
better suited for the role.
**[03:41] Lucoa**
You said it outright to me.
**[03:43] Fafnir**
This is the outline of the story.
***SIGN*** Story (Draft)
**[03:49] Lucoa**
The main characters are an
elementary school boy...
**[03:52] Lucoa**
and an older woman!
**[03:54] Lucoa**
It's like me and Shouta-kun!
***SIGN*** Stop! What are you going to do me?!
***SIGN*** Image
***SIGN*** I'm going to strip you naked and lick you all over!
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** No!
***SIGN*** I'm not letting you escape!
**[04:04] Lucoa**
What is this?!
**[04:06] Lucoa**
This woman is cruel!
***SIGN*** Stare
**[04:07] Lucoa**
That poor boy!
**[04:09] Fafnir**
Indeed.
**[04:11] Fafnir**
But the main part comes next.
**[04:13] Lucoa**
Oh? So love takes root after this, then?
***SIGN*** Damn that woman!
***SIGN*** But why?
***SIGN*** Slump
***SIGN*** Why can't I
***SIGN*** Thump
***SIGN*** stop thinking about her?
***SIGN*** Oh! I know!
**[04:24] Lucoa**
*Gulp.*
***SIGN*** Because I want to curse that woman to death!
***SIGN*** I'll curse that woman!
**[04:31] Lucoa**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** I'll curse her!
***SIGN*** Clang, clang
***SIGN*** I hate her very existence!
***SIGN*** Clang, clang, clang
***SIGN*** I'll curse her!
***SIGN*** I'll curse her!
**[04:39] Lucoa**
Um, Fafnir?
**[04:41] Fafnir**
What?
**[04:42] Lucoa**
All the pages after this
one have the young boy
**[04:46] Lucoa**
endlessly casting various
curses upon the woman?
**[04:48] Fafnir**
That's what I wanted to
share in the first place.
**[04:51] Lucoa**
I don't think humans will
understand your vision.
**[04:55] Fafnir**
All right.
**[04:56] Fafnir**
I'll draw the rough draft,
so try some poses.
**[04:58] Lucoa**
Sure, got it.
***SIGN*** Sketchbook
**[05:09] Fafnir**
Hmm, that should do it.
**[05:11] Lucoa**
Phew.
**[05:12] Fafnir**
All right, next are the poses for the curses.
**[05:15] Lucoa**
Huh? We're doing those, too?
**[05:17] Fafnir**
Of course.
**[05:18] Fafnir**
That's why I bowed my head!
**[05:21] Lucoa**
*Did you, though?*
**[05:23] Lucoa**
Th-Then, like this?
**[05:25] Lucoa**
This hurts.
**[05:27] Fafnir**
What is that?!
**[05:29] Fafnir**
Are you screwing around?
**[05:30] Fafnir**
Shed more blood from your eyes
and twist your neck 360 degrees!
**[05:33] Lucoa**
I have to go that far?!
**[05:35] Fafnir**
Tch.
**[05:36] Fafnir**
You're the only one I can ask to
pull off such a skillful stunt.
**[05:39] Lucoa**
I'm not sure I like that faith in me!
**[05:41] Lucoa**
All right, though.
**[05:43] Lucoa**
Here.
**[05:44] Fafnir**
Good, I knew you could.
**[05:45] Fafnir**
Now spin your arms in irregular
directions and fly with them broken!
**[05:49] Lucoa**
Yes, yes.
**[05:50] Fafnir**
Now split your chest
and butt into three parts!
**[05:51] Lucoa**
That's easy enough.
**[05:53] Fafnir**
Your hips!
**[05:54] Fafnir**
Arch your hips into a bridge
and climb down the stairs!
***SIGN*** Deathorcist
**[05:57] Lucoa**
Jeez.
**[05:58] Lucoa**
Phew, all done.
**[06:03] Fafnir**
You did a good job.
**[06:05] Lucoa**
Were you able to draw it well?
***SIGN*** Sketchbook
**[06:16] Fafnir**
Well?
**[06:19] Fafnir**
Why do you look so distraught?
**[06:23] Taikya**
Faf-kun, I'm home.
**[06:25] Taikya**
Huh? Welcome, Lucoa-san.
**[06:27] Lucoa**
I'm paying a visit.
**[06:29] Taikya**
Oh, you're making another book?
**[06:32] Taikya**
Well? Is it coming along?
**[06:34] Fafnir**
Of course.
**[06:35] Takiya**
I'll need to work hard to make it
in time for the exhibition, too, then.
**[06:39] Fafnir**
Last time he sold out, too.
**[06:41] Fafnir**
I can't lose.
**[06:44] Lucoa**
A book, huh?
**[06:45] Fafnir**
That reminds me, I didn't pay you yet.
**[06:48] Fafnir**
Help yourself to some of my treasure.
**[06:50] Lucoa**
I don't need any cursed treasure.
**[06:54] Lucoa**
Better yet, I want to sell a book, too.
**[06:57] Lucoa**
Lend me some of your booth?
**[06:59] Fafnir**
I don't mind, but what will you sell?
**[07:01] Lucoa**
Hmm, oh, how about a book
of my cosplay photos?
**[07:05] Fafnir**
Hmph!
**[07:06] Fafnir**
Fool. That'll never sell.
***SIGN*** Second Exhibition Hall
***SIGN*** Venue
***SIGN*** Sold Out
***SIGN*** Sold Out
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine
***SIGN*** Sold Out
***SIGN*** Sold Out
***SIGN*** Huge
Melons
***SIGN*** Voluptuous and Prejudice
**[07:23] Fafnir**
Why?
**[07:25] Lucoa**
Man, doing something like this
from time to time is nice.
**[07:29] Lucoa**
Oh, can I have a copy, since I helped out?
**[07:32] Fafnir**
No,
**[07:34] Fafnir**
I already shipped one to your home.
**[07:36] Lucoa**
Oh?
***SIGN*** Voluptuous and Prejudice
**[07:41] Shouta**
V-Vulgar!
**[07:42] Shouta**
Vulgar devil!
**[07:49] Shouta**
Hmm?
**[07:51] Shouta**
Th-This is...!
***SIGN*** Huge Melons
**[07:53] Shouta**
Such a vulgar thing again?
**[07:55] Shouta**
Gulp.
**[07:57] Shouta**
*This...*
**[07:59] Shouta**
*This...!*
**[08:01] Shouta**
I-I won't let myself be tempted
by this again and again!
**[08:06] Shouta**
Begone, devil!
**[08:07] Lucoa**
What?
**[08:34] Kobayashi**
W-Work!
**[08:36] Tohru**
It's your day off.
**[08:37] Kobayashi**
I nearly panicked.
**[08:38] Tohru**
* She's like a warrior freshly*
* returned from the battlefield.*
**[08:42] Kobayashi**
A nice sunny day like this
is perfect for sleeping in.
**[08:45] Kobayashi**
Do you ever get sleepy, Tohru?
**[08:48] Tohru**
Dragons basically never sleep.
**[08:51] Tohru**
Mr. Fafnir went without sleep for tens of
thousands of years to protect his treasure.
***SIGN*** Angry, angry
**[08:56] Kobayashi**
Talk about analog security.
**[08:59] Tohru**
I suppose I do get sleepy
during the cold season.
**[09:03] Kobayashi**
Do you hibernate then?
**[09:04] Tohru**
I suppose so.
**[09:06] Tohru**
I have fallen into a deep sleep
and remained that way for a while.
**[09:09] Tohru**
At times like that I can't wake
up without some kind of trigger.
**[09:13] Kobayashi**
A trigger?
**[09:15] Tohru**
Something like the world
becoming full of malice,
**[09:17] Tohru**
or something like blood and miasma seeping
into the earth and creating a foul odor.
**[09:22] Kobayashi**
The way you wake up is so sinister!
**[09:25] Tohru**
Yet even I've been sleeping often
ever since coming to this world.
**[09:28] Kobayashi**
You're matching our lifestyle?
**[09:30] Tohru**
That's part of it, but oddly enough
I get the urge to sleep myself.
**[09:35] Tohru**
I know why, though.
**[09:37] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[09:38] Kobayashi**
Speaking of sleeping often,
there's Kanna-chan.
**[09:41] Tohru**
She's sleeping right now, too.
**[09:42] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[09:44] Kobayashi**
Oh.
**[09:45] Kobayashi**
Ohh.
**[09:46] Tohru**
Come on, wake up, you two.
**[09:52] Kobayashi**
They have their own room,
so they should sleep in there.
**[09:56] Tohru**
Neither of them were able to
sleep with their parents before,
**[10:01] Tohru**
so they're indulging in that with you.
**[10:03] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[10:05] Kobayashi**
Was it different for you?
**[10:08] Tohru**
I was pretty spoiled by my parents.
**[10:12] Kobayashi**
Hmm.
**[10:14] Kobayashi**
Well, time to go back to sleep again.
**[10:17] Tohru**
Wait, Miss Kobayashi!
**[10:19] Kobayashi**
Why not?
**[10:20] Kobayashi**
Sleeping is fun.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[10:23] Tohru**
She won't wake up at all
when she gets like that.
**[10:26] Tohru**
Oh well, I guess I'll go
shopping for dinner, then.
**[10:30] Tohru**
Oh.
***SIGN*** Soy-Glazed Rice Dumplings
**[10:31] Elma**
Hmm?
**[10:32] Tohru**
Tsk!
**[10:33] Tohru**
Luck's just not with me,
running into you at this time.
**[10:36] Elma**
That's my line!
**[10:37] Tohru**
What's with that load of sweets?
**[10:39] Tohru**
Did you quit being a dragon to become a pig?
***SIGN*** Sweets Sugar Capital Sweet
**[10:42] Elma**
Back off.
**[10:43] Elma**
I'm too tired and my mind's
not working properly.
**[10:47] Tohru**
So even you've started to sleep here, too.
**[10:50] Elma**
It came naturally as I learned
about how humans live.
**[10:54] Elma**
I've been sleeping every night
since I came to this world.
**[10:58] Elma**
Have you been sleeping, too, then?
**[11:00] Tohru**
Yeah.
**[11:01] Elma**
It's strange, isn't it?
**[11:03] Elma**
I wonder where this sleepiness comes from.
**[11:06] Tohru**
It's from boredom,
**[11:08] Tohru**
isn't it?
**[11:10] Elma**
Boredom?
**[11:11] Elma**
You've been feeling bored?
**[11:13] Elma**
Why don't you go back, then?
**[11:15] Tohru**
Because I don't dislike boredom.
**[11:18] Tohru**
We often had to fight constantly
without sleep for many years.
**[11:24] Tohru**
We never had a chance to feel bored.
**[11:26] Tohru**
It's that very boredom that
we're enjoying now, Elma.
**[11:32] Elma**
Tohru,
**[11:33] Elma**
you...
**[11:34] Tohru**
Tch.
**[11:35] Tohru**
Hmph!
**[11:36] Tohru**
It's nothing a pig who only eats
and sleeps would ever understand!
**[11:38] Elma**
Wha?!
**[11:39] Tohru**
I hope you at least get sold for 88 yen
per 100 grams at the local butcher!
**[11:43] Elma**
Don't assign me a cheap price tag!
**[12:03] Tohru**
*It's the time when people sleep...*
**[12:05] Tohru**
* I can sense that most*
* people are sleeping now.*
**[12:11] Tohru**
*No matter where I look,*
**[12:13] Tohru**
* the majority of humans within*
* my sight are asleep.*
**[12:16] Tohru**
*It's not that I dislike this time of day.*
**[12:19] Tohru**
* It's reassuring to just watch*
* all the people sleeping.*
**[12:25] Tohru**
It's quiet.
**[12:27] Kobayashi**
It is quiet.
**[12:29] Kobayashi**
A drink for bed.
***SIGN*** Donryuu
**[12:31] Kobayashi**
I slept too much this
afternoon, so I'm not tired.
**[12:34] Kobayashi**
Oh, hup-up.
**[12:38] Tohru**
Hey, Miss Kobayashi.
**[12:40] Tohru**
Why do you humans get sleepy?
**[12:43] Kobayashi**
It's a physiological response.
**[12:45] Kobayashi**
We'll die if we don't sleep.
**[12:47] Kobayashi**
Part of it is that we chose to be diurnal
rather than nocturnal during our evolution.
**[12:54] Kobayashi**
That's not what you were asking about, huh?
**[12:57] Kobayashi**
Well...
**[12:58] Kobayashi**
It's probably pressure to conform.
**[13:01] Tohru**
You mean going along with the majority?
**[13:04] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[13:05] Kobayashi**
Someone probably said it's getting dark out
and hard to do anything, so let's just sleep.
**[13:10] Kobayashi**
Then someone else agreed,
**[13:12] Kobayashi**
and then me too, me too...
**[13:15] Kobayashi**
When everyone's asleep,
**[13:16] Kobayashi**
it's kind of lonely being awake by yourself.
**[13:19] Kobayashi**
So, everyone went to sleep together.
**[13:22] Kobayashi**
Something like that.
**[13:25] Kobayashi**
Is that what you meant?
**[13:27] Tohru**
Yes.
**[13:30] Tohru**
That...
**[13:31] Tohru**
would mean that I've also given in...
**[13:35] Tohru**
to that pressure to conform.
**[13:44] Tohru**
Oh, I fell asleep.
**[13:53] Tohru**
Mmm, I feel great now!
**[13:57] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, good morning!
**[14:00] Kobayashi**
I *way* overslept!
***SIGN*** Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
***SIGN*** Episode 7
**[14:08] Teacher**
Today you'll investigate things in groups
**[14:11] Teacher**
and create a newspaper.
***SIGN*** Let's Make a Newspaper
**[14:13] Teacher**
Now, let's have discussions
and decide on your theme.
**[14:17] Students**
Yes.
**[14:19] Hachisuka**
Let's investigate ghosts!
**[14:20] Kuramoto**
There have been rumors about those lately.
**[14:23] Kuramoto**
A woman's screams were heard
from the art prep room.
**[14:26] Kuramoto**
Might be interesting.
**[14:28] Both**
Ghosts...
**[14:31] Kanna**
Oh, I like that, too!
**[14:34] Kanna**
Iomante!
**[14:35] Saikawa**
No way, Kanna-san!
**[14:37] Saikawa**
Ghosts don't exist!
**[14:39] Kuroda**
Precisely.
**[14:40] Kuroda**
There's never a reason
behind rumors of ghosts.
**[14:42] Hachisuka**
Oh, come on, Kuroda!
**[14:44] Kuroda**
S-Stop!
**[14:45] Hachisuka**
That's so dumb! You egghead,
egghead, egghead!
**[14:48] Hachisuka**
You're all just scared of them!
**[14:50] Saikawa**
Huh?! Why would I be scared?!
**[14:52] Saikawa**
They don't exist!
**[14:53] Kuroda**
Agreed.
**[14:54] Kuroda**
I'm willing to accompany you to prove it.
**[14:57] Kanna**
Join us, too, Saikawa.
**[15:00] Saikawa**
I-I guess I have no choice.
**[15:02] Saikawa**
I could go with you for Kanna-san's sake!
**[15:05] Hachisuka**
All right! It's settled, then!
**[15:08] Both**
Oh!
**[15:11] Hachisuka**
If a ghost shows up, I'll send it packing!
**[15:14] Kuroda**
Ghosts don't have physical bodies.
**[15:15] Kuroda**
You can't touch them.
**[15:17] Kuroda**
Stop.
**[15:18] Hachisuka**
You're always so nit-picky!
**[15:20] Kuramoto**
Would ghosts show up in photos?
**[15:22] Saikawa**
Are you planning to take some?
**[15:24] Kuramoto**
I mean, if I posted one on the net
it would probably go viral, right?
**[15:27] Kanna**
Viral?
**[15:27] Kuramoto**
It means it would get a lot of likes.
**[15:30] Kobayashi**
I like that.
**[15:31] Kanna**
Oh!
**[15:33] Kuramoto**
Let's take a photo for now, anyway.
**[15:36] Hachisuka**
Paper, rock, scissors!
**[15:38] Hachisuka**
All right!
**[15:39] Hachisuka**
Ch-o-co-la-te!
**[15:42] Saikawa**
Hey!
**[15:43] Saikawa**
What happened to investigating ghosts?!
**[15:45] Hachisuka**
Who cares if we take a little break?
**[15:46] Kuramoto**
I'll join in!
**[15:48] Saikawa**
Huh? Hey!
**[15:49] Hachisuka**
Oh! Let's start over from the
beginning now that Kuramoto's in!
**[15:52] Kuroda**
Huh? But I was winning...
**[15:54] Hachisuka**
The first person to reach
the goal will be our leader!
**[15:57] Hachisuka**
And the leader's orders are absolute!
**[15:59] Hachisuka**
That makes Saikawa a servant by default!
**[16:02] Saikawa**
A-A servant?!
**[16:04] Saikawa**
You pervert!
**[16:05] Hachisuka**
Huh? How so?
**[16:07] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, we're doing this!
**[16:09] Saikawa**
Let's make them all cry!
**[16:11] Kanna**
Oh!
**[16:12] All**
Paper, rock, scissors!
**[16:14] Saikawa**
Way to go, Kanna-san.
**[16:16] Kanna**
Ch-o-co-la-te.
**[16:18] Kanna**
I'm first!
**[16:19] Saikawa**
Kanna-san's first!
**[16:21] Saikawa**
Now anything Kanna-san says goes!
**[16:25] Saikawa**
Now, please give us your orders, Kanna-sama!
**[16:28] Kanna**
Hug me!
**[16:30] Saikawa**
Huh?! You sure?!
**[16:33] Saikawa**
So happy...
**[16:35] Hachisuka**
She's been real crazy lately...
**[16:36] Kuroda**
I can't watch this.
**[16:41] Hachisuka**
Let's play soccer with this!
**[16:43] Saikawa**
Hachisuka, would you cut it out already?
**[16:46] Hachisuka**
What if there was a penalty game to it?
**[16:48] Hachisuka**
Boys versus girls,
**[16:49] Hachisuka**
losers say the name of the person they like.
**[16:52] Kuramoto**
Huh? No way.
**[16:54] Saikawa**
That's no penalty game.
**[16:56] Saikawa**
I only have eyes for Kanna-san.
**[16:59] Hachisuka**
You don't want to know who Kobayashi likes?
**[17:04] Kanna**
I'll marry you, Saikawa!
**[17:08] Saikawa**
Hachisuka, you're reasonably awesome!
**[17:10] Hachisuka**
S-Sure.
**[17:12] Hachisuka**
All right! Let's go!
**[17:17] Kuramoto**
I won't lose.
**[17:19] Hachisuka**
This way!
**[17:22] Hachisuka**
Not fair!
**[17:25] Kanna**
Shoot!
**[17:29] Kuramoto**
Why?
**[17:32] Saikawa**
I'm willing to become a Kobayakawa Hideaki
**[17:35] Saikawa**
if it means hearing Kanna-san's proposal!
**[17:38] Kuroda**
Our scheme paid off!
**[17:40] Hachisuka**
Nice!
**[17:47] Kuramoto**
Way to go, Kobayashi-san.
**[17:49] Kanna**
I got lucky.
**[17:51] Student**
What?!
**[17:52] Student**
Where did this bucket come flying in from?!
**[17:55] Hachisuka**
Shoot!
**[17:56] Kuroda**
Strategic retreat!
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[17:59] Student**
Where did they go?!
**[18:00] Student**
You're not getting away with this!
**[18:04] Hachisuka**
Not good.
**[18:05] Hachisuka**
Did they see our faces?
**[18:07] Kuroda**
You're surprisingly timid.
**[18:10] Hachisuka**
Shut up!
**[18:11] Kuroda**
Stop!
**[18:14] Kuramoto**
That's so funny!
**[18:17] Saikawa**
Older students are nothing special!
**[18:19] Kanna**
Soccer was fun.
**[18:21] Kanna**
Let's play it more.
**[18:30] Kuramoto**
A scream from the art prep room?
**[18:33] Kuroda**
The ghost from the rumors?
**[18:36] Saikawa**
I-I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding!
**[18:38] Hachisuka**
Then you go check it out!
**[18:40] Saikawa**
Why me?! We're all friends!
**[18:42] Saikawa**
Let's all go together!
**[18:44] Hachisuka**
You just betrayed your friends earlier.
**[18:46] Saikawa**
That's because you—!
**[18:50] Kanna**
I'll go check.
**[18:55] Saikawa**
Kanna-san!
**[18:56] Saikawa**
I'll go with you!
**[19:11] Kuramoto**
Huh?
**[19:17] Kuroda**
The sound was made by this window.
**[19:20] Saikawa**
See? I told you, didn't I?
**[19:22] Saikawa**
Ghosts are absurd.
**[19:24] Hachisuka**
What, that's so dumb!
**[19:27] Kuroda**
I wanted to take a photo of a ghost.
**[19:30] Saikawa**
What do we do for the newspaper?
**[19:32] Kuroda**
We should just write about how the ghost
was just a wooden pivoting window.
**[19:35] Saikawa**
That's so boring, though.
**[19:37] Hachisuka**
Let's write an article full
of thrills and suspense.
**[19:40] Saikawa**
We can't make stuff up.
***SIGN*** Fairy?
***SIGN*** Creepy
***SIGN*** Creepy.
**[19:51] Saikawa**
Jeez, Kanna-san, let's go home.
**[19:53] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[19:55] Fairy**
I'm sorry.
**[19:57] Fairy**
It would seem there were
rumors that I was a ghost.
**[20:03] Kanna**
Did you come from the other world?
**[20:05] Fairy**
Yes, I did.
**[20:08] Fairy**
I ended up coming here by accident.
**[20:11] Kanna**
What were you doing there?
**[20:13] Fairy**
That was a good spot to avoid
being seen by people.
**[20:16] Kanna**
And the sound?
**[20:17] Fairy**
Oh, I was sharpening my
nails on that blackboard.
**[20:21] Kanna**
Oh.
**[20:23] Fairy**
However, I must say you're incredible for
blending in and living with the humans.
**[20:27] Kanna**
Really?
**[20:28] Fairy**
Yes.
**[20:29] Fairy**
Humans are scary since there's so much
we can't understand about them, right?
**[20:33] Kanna**
That's not true at all.
**[20:35] Kanna**
They're fun.
**[20:36] Fairy**
You really like humans, don't you?
**[20:43] Kanna**
Yeah, I love them.
**[20:46] Fairy**
I see.
**[20:48] Fairy**
Here I am at a loss, wishing I could
return our world as soon as possible.
**[20:53] Kanna**
I know a way to get back to that world.
**[20:56] Fairy**
R-Really?!
**[21:00] Ilulu**
This is exhausting, you know!
**[21:02] Fairy**
Thank you so much!
**[21:05] Fairy**
I'll never forget this kindness.
**[21:08] Fairy**
Farewell.
**[21:15] Hachisuka**
Hey, let's investigate space next.
**[21:18] Saikawa**
Huh?
**[21:19] Saikawa**
What are you saying after
dragging us all over yesterday.
**[21:22] Kuroda**
Aliens are out there.
**[21:24] Kuroda**
There's a reason behind them.
**[21:25] Kuramoto**
If they'll look good in photos, I'm in.
**[21:27] Saikawa**
I can't go along with this anymore.
**[21:29] Kanna**
That sounds fun!
**[21:31] Kanna**
I'll do it!
**[21:31] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san?!
**[21:33] Hachisuka**
All right,
**[21:34] Hachisuka**
with that settled, after school
today we'll investigate the city!
**[21:38] Three**
Oh!
**[21:39] Saikawa**
Huh? I'll come, too, then.
**[21:41] Hachisuka**
You were late to join, so you're
carrying our stuff, Saikawa!
**[21:43] Saikawa**
Huh?!
**[21:44] Saikawa**
Why?!
**[21:45] Saikawa**
I don't mind carrying Kanna-san's things,
**[21:46] Saikawa**
but I'm not carrying yours!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan,
**[23:22] Kobayashi**
what did you decide to write
about for your wall newspaper?
**[23:24] Kanna**
We settled on space.
**[23:26] Kobayakawa**
I like that, it's romantic.
**[23:27] Kanna**
We're starting with the Roswell
incident and Area 51.
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
**[23:31] Kobayashi**
You're taking it in that direction?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aquarius
***SIGN*** You might see a side of a friend you don't like
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** Kekekeke~
***SIGN*** Lol, right? Don't spam it.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aquarius!
# E8 - The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK05JQ/the-worlds-only-insert-phrase-you-like-here)
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**[00:00] ---**
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[00:09] Shouta**
Oh, there, there.
**[00:17] Shouta**
All right!
***SIGN*** Father's Day Gifts
**[00:23] Shouta**
I'm home!
**[00:24] Lucoa**
Welcome home.
**[00:26] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, we have snacks.
**[00:28] Shouta**
I'm fine, I don't need any!
**[02:09] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, what's the matter?
**[02:11] Shouta**
I was thinking of making
a present for Father's Day.
**[02:14] Lucoa**
Tits Day?
**[02:14] Lucoa**
(Chichi = Father or tits)
**[02:17] Shouta**
A talisman?
**[02:18] Shouta**
It might be a bit difficult,
but I'll go with this.
**[02:20] Lucoa**
I'll help you out, then.
**[02:23] Shouta**
No.
**[02:23] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[02:25] Shouta**
I have to do this on my own.
**[02:29] Lucoa**
And that's what happened.
**[02:31] Kobayashi**
Wow, a Father's Day present, huh?
**[02:34] Kobayashi**
Shouta-kun's so kind.
**[02:36] Lucoa**
Yeah. I'm looking forward to
a present from Shouta-kun.
**[02:39] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[02:40] Tohru**
Talismans are those protective
charms humans often carry, right?
**[02:45] Kobayashi**
Protective charms, huh?
**[02:47] Kobayashi**
Do those actually have any effect?
**[02:49] Tohru**
They're only psychological.
**[02:51] Tohru**
They always burn up and
disappear with the human.
**[02:53] Kobayashi**
That's some first-hand testimony...
**[02:56] Lucoa**
Talismans that are properly made with
magic do provide an effect, though.
**[02:56] Kanna**
Too weak.
**[02:56] Ilulu**
How about this, then!
**[02:58] Kanna**
Not a problem.
**[02:58] Ilulu**
Then finishing move, torrent of fire!
**[03:00] Kobayashi**
They do?
**[03:02] Lucoa**
But I don't understand why he'd
make a talisman for Tits Day.
**[03:06] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san, what are you going on about?
**[03:09] Lucoa**
Huh? But it is Tits Day, right?
***SIGN*** Tits Day
**[03:12] Kobayashi**
Yeah, sure, sure, boobs and boobs.
**[03:29] Shouta**
Uhh...
**[03:32] Shouta**
Huh? That's expensive!
**[03:33] Shouta**
The official ones are sold out...
**[03:36] Shouta**
The rating on these is low...
Will they be okay?
**[03:44] Shouta**
That does it.
***SIGN*** Back Confirm Order
***SIGN*** Thank you for your order.
***SIGN*** Your products will arrive shortly.
**[03:48] Delivery**
Thank you very much.
**[03:51] Shouta**
Hup.
**[03:55] Shouta**
Uhh, first I take a unicorn's horn
and a wyvern's blood,
**[04:00] Shouta**
then add ground branches
from a human-face tree,
**[04:02] Shouta**
and dried blue rose...
**[04:04] Shouta**
After that...
**[04:07] Shouta**
Once I put everything in,
let it stew for an hour,
**[04:10] Shouta**
and once the pungent smell
fades cast the bonding spell.
**[04:16] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, are you okay?!
**[04:18] Shouta**
I-I'm fine!
**[04:19] Lucoa**
Maybe I should help after all?
**[04:21] Shouta**
I-I don't need it! Absolutely not!
**[04:33] Shouta**
T-Try again!
**[04:36] Lucoa**
Phew.
**[04:43] Lucoa**
Is he okay?
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential Area (Midday)
***SIGN*** Mission Clear
***SIGN*** Target Exterminated
**[05:04] Takiya&Chatbox**
Nice going.
**[05:06] Takiya&Chatbox**
Man, this current event
quest takes a lot of work.
***SIGN*** Acquired
Blue Rose and Parchment
**[05:10] Shouta&Chatbox**
Yeah, it does.
**[05:12] Fafnir&Chatbox**
I've already got it down.
***SIGN*** Synthesis Shop
***SIGN*** Synthesis Base
***SIGN*** Silver Talisman
***SIGN*** Synthesis Materials
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Success Rate -
***SIGN*** Item Synthesis
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Tainted Crystal
***SIGN*** Dragon Fragment
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Rusted
***SIGN*** Mysterious
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Paper made from sheep's hide.
In addition to its use as synthesis
material, it can be sold.
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** This artificially created--
***SIGN*** When equipped it provides Ice--
***SIGN*** Silver Talisman
***SIGN*** Synthesis
Materials
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw
***SIGN*** Parchment
***SIGN*** Blue Rose
***SIGN*** Success Rate 25%
***SIGN*** Holy Dragon Claw Parchment Blue
***SIGN*** Synthesis Results
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman Success Rate 25%
***SIGN*** Synthesize this item?
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman
***SIGN*** A talisman created from a special ore.
When fighting high ranking enemies,
it negates attack debuffs
for a set period of time.
***SIGN*** Synthesis Successful
***SIGN*** Holy Talisman
***SIGN*** Contaminated Zone: Synthesis Shop Front
***SIGN*** Quest Loading...
Ruined Metropolis Warden
Recommended Rank A+
**[05:20] Takiya&Chatbox**
Shouta-kun, what's bugging you?
**[05:23] Shouta&Chatbox**
Huh? N-Nothing. Why do you ask?
**[05:27] Takiya&Chatbox**
Just a hunch.
**[05:31] Shouta&Chatbox**
To be honest, I'm trying to make a
talisman for a Father's Day present,
**[05:36] Shouta&Chatbox**
but it's not going well.
**[05:38] Takiya&Chatbox**
I see.
**[05:39] Shouta**
* I followed the steps written in the grimoire*
* to the letter, so why isn't it working?*
**[05:45] Shouta**
* I want to show my Father how good*
* I am, but I just keep failing...*
**[05:50] Shouta**
* I need to hurry up and become*
* a full-fledged mage.*
***SIGN*** Wasteland (Midday)
**[05:53] Takiya**
It's the same as a game.
**[05:56] Shouta**
A game?
**[05:57] Takiya&Chatbox**
When you try to defeat higher-level enemies,
losing is only natural.
**[06:02] Shouta&Chatbox**
That's true.
**[06:04] Takiya&Chatbox**
So, if you really want to defeat them,
***SIGN*** Frontline Base Rest Area
**[06:07] Takiya&Chatbox**
you should try thinking
about the developers' feelings.
**[06:10] Shouta&Chatbox**
The developers'?
**[06:12] Takiya**
Yeah. Games are programmed worlds,
**[06:15] Takiya**
so they only operate as
the developers intended.
***SIGN*** Desert Ruins (Midday)
**[06:19] Takiya**
So, what did those creators
feel when they made it?
***SIGN*** Cavern
**[06:23] Takiya**
*What did they want their players to do?*
**[06:26] Takiya**
*If you can figure out that mindset,*
**[06:28] Takiya**
the way to clear the game
becomes plain to see.
**[06:32] Fafnir&Chatbox**
That's the part you always struggle with.
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
**[06:34] Takiya&Chatbox**
Boohoohoo...
**[06:35] Takiya&Chatbox**
When you're on the developer side,
**[06:37] Takiya&Chatbox**
it's a huge hassle to figure out
how to mislead your players.
**[06:41] Shouta&Chatbox**
How the developers felt?
***SIGN*** Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
***SIGN*** Mission Clear
***SIGN*** Target Exterminated
**[06:46] Shouta**
Thank you so much!
**[06:47] Shouta**
I think I'll give it a another try!
**[06:51] Shouta**
* There's some kind of condition required*
* that's not written in the grimoire.*
**[06:56] Shouta**
*What could it be?*
**[07:02] Shouta**
All right.
**[07:05] Shouta**
It's done!
**[07:07] Shouta**
Look! Lucoa!
**[07:09] Shouta**
I finished the talisman!
**[07:11] Lucoa**
Oh, good job.
**[07:14] Lucoa**
How'd you do it, Shouta-kun?
**[07:15] Shouta**
I thought about the person
who wrote the grimoire
**[07:17] Shouta**
and when I looked up where it was written,
**[07:19] Shouta**
I found it was written in what we call
the Dead Sea, which is below sea level.
**[07:23] Shouta**
So, I tried recreating that same environment
by increasing the air pressure in my room,
**[07:26] Shouta**
and— Ah!
**[07:27] Shouta**
N-No!
**[07:28] Shouta**
I'm telling a corrupt devil!
**[07:30] Lucoa**
Huh?
**[07:51] Lucoa**
Did he praise you?
**[07:53] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:57] Shouta**
But I have to work harder.
**[08:01] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, you worked real hard.
**[08:06] Lucoa**
It's Tits Day.
**[08:08] Shouta**
S-Stop it!
***SIGN*** Shoulder Massage Ticket
**[08:18] Kobayashi**
Hmm? Shoulder massage tickets?
**[08:21] Kobayashi**
What's this for?
**[08:22] Kanna**
It's a present.
**[08:23] Kobayashi**
For what? It's not my birthday or anything.
**[08:27] Kanna**
Because it's Father's Day.
***SIGN*** Father's Day
**[08:28] Kobayashi**
Huh? I'm a father?
**[08:31] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[08:32] Kobayashi**
Not a mother?
**[08:33] Kanna**
Mhmm.
***SIGN*** The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
***SIGN*** Episode 8
**[08:41] Tohru**
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
**[08:44] Kobayashi**
I think I've caught a cold.
**[08:46] Tohru**
A cold?
**[08:47] Tohru**
That's something I don't understand.
**[08:50] Kobayashi**
Don't dragons catch colds?
**[08:52] Tohru**
There's no way a mere virus
could survive inside my body.
**[08:56] Kobayashi**
Must be nice.
**[08:58] Kobayashi**
Well, I have to go to work.
**[09:00] Tohru**
Huh? Are you well enough to go?
**[09:02] Kobayashi**
I'm fine, I'm fine.
**[09:04] Kobayashi**
If I took off for something this minor— Whoa.
**[09:08] Kobayashi**
Whoa.
**[09:10] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:13] Kobayashi**
Hmm.
**[09:14] Tohru**
D-Doesn't this mean you're
really in danger?!
**[09:17] Kobayashi**
I'll be fine.
**[09:19] Kobayashi**
But I won't be able to go to work,
so I need to call them.
**[09:22] Tohru**
I'll do it!
**[09:24] Takiya**
A cold?
**[09:26] Takiya**
Yeah, I got it.
**[09:27] Takiya**
Let her know we'll handle it somehow.
**[09:30] Tohru**
*Yes.*
**[09:31] Tohru**
*Umm, Mister Takiya?*
**[09:33] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi took some medicine
and promptly fell asleep,
**[09:37] Tohru**
but is there anything else I can do for her?
**[09:41] Tohru**
I don't know how to interact
with a human who's sick.
**[09:46] Takiya**
What about shrinking down
and killing the cold germs?
**[09:50] Tohru**
*I could do that,*
**[09:51] Tohru**
* but I'd likely destroy her*
* body as well in the process.*
**[09:54] Takiya**
*Then...*
**[09:56] Tohru**
Nurse her?
***SIGN*** Nursing
**[09:57] Takiya**
*That's right. What's important is—*
**[09:59] Tohru**
I see.
**[10:00] Tohru**
What she needs is maid power!
***SIGN*** Maid Power
**[10:04] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi needs me!
**[10:07] Tohru**
I have to go all out!
**[10:11] Tohru**
So, how do I nurse her?
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy
Games
**[10:16] Ilulu**
Why don't you feed her
something good to eat?
**[10:19] Ilulu**
Like charcoal or coal?
**[10:21] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi isn't
a fire dragon or a brick oven.
**[10:25] Fafnir**
I know plenty of ways to make humans ill,
**[10:28] Fafnir**
but I know nothing about curing them.
**[10:29] Tohru**
*Learn to fend them off, too!*
**[10:33] Lucoa**
You should feed her something
easily digested,
**[10:35] Lucoa**
keep her head cool,
**[10:37] Lucoa**
and wipe her sweat for her.
**[10:39] Tohru**
* The fact it takes three attempts*
* to get a reasonable answer*
**[10:42] Tohru**
*says a lot about my friends...*
**[10:44] Tohru**
Anyway, something easily digested...
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[10:48] Tohru**
I wonder what would be good?
**[10:50] Tohru**
I can digest just about anything.
***SIGN*** Rice Gruel
**[10:54] Tohru**
Rice gruel?
***SIGN*** Lots of Recipes
***SIGN*** Easily-Digested Meals Full of Flavor
**[10:55] Tohru**
That looks like a simple dish.
**[10:57] Tohru**
Yogurt...
**[10:59] Tohru**
I think Kanna has some in the fridge.
**[11:02] Tohru**
Udon, gelatin, bananas.
**[11:04] Tohru**
Hmm, that just leaves something sweet.
**[11:07] Tohru**
It's finished! Here's some rice gruel!
**[11:10] Kobayashi**
*She went out of her way to make it,*
**[11:12] Kobayashi**
* so it would be rude to say it's a*
* weird concoction or I can't eat it...*
**[11:16] Kobayashi**
* It'll be pretty hard to teach her*
* the concept of foods that go together.*
**[11:22] Tohru**
Oh, you're eating it right up.
**[11:25] Kobayashi**
Phew.
**[11:26] Kobayashi**
Next time, just make it normally
and follow the recipe.
**[11:30] Kobayashi**
Normally, please.
**[11:31] Tohru**
Yes.
**[11:36] Tohru**
You're sweating a lot.
**[11:38] Tohru**
Please let me wipe it away.
**[11:40] Kobayashi**
Huh? Sure.
**[11:48] Tohru**
*What is this?*
**[11:50] Tohru**
*My heart is racing.*
**[11:57] Tohru**
* Miss Kobayashi always comes*
* off as a reliable person,*
**[12:02] Tohru**
* so it's my first time*
* seeing her so vulnerable.*
**[12:06] Tohru**
*She will be all right, won't she?*
**[12:09] Tohru**
* I've known whole villages*
* destroyed by epidemics,*
**[12:12] Tohru**
* and I've seen whole nations*
* wiped out by them, too.*
**[12:17] Tohru**
You will be all right, won't you?
**[12:21] Tohru**
* I don't want anything precious*
* to me to get broken,*
**[12:24] Tohru**
*but everything breaks eventually.*
**[12:27] Tohru**
*That's especially true for me,*
**[12:28] Tohru**
*since I can break*
**[12:30] Tohru**
*just about anything.*
**[12:34] Tohru**
All right!
**[12:35] Kanna**
I'm home!
**[12:37] Tohru**
Kanna,
**[12:38] Tohru**
please watch over Miss Kobayashi.
**[12:40] Kanna**
Sure.
**[12:45] Tohru**
*There are medicines that grant immortality,*
**[12:47] Tohru**
*but Miss Kobayashi would hate those,*
**[12:50] Tohru**
* so I have to at least find medicine*
* that can cure her illness.*
**[12:54] Tohru**
*That might be especially hard.*
**[12:56] Tohru**
*But...*
**[12:57] Tohru**
*I'll do it!*
**[13:00] Tohru**
*My precious Miss Kobayashi*
**[13:02] Tohru**
*is waiting for me!*
**[13:16] Kobayashi**
Man, I'm all better after a good rest.
**[13:19] Kanna**
Kobayashi, are you okay?
**[13:22] Kobayashi**
I'll be fine after taking some
medicine and sleeping again.
**[13:25] Ilulu**
That's great!
**[13:27] Kobayashi**
Where's Tohru?
**[13:29] Kobayashi**
Tohru?
**[13:33] Kobayashi**
What's wrong?
**[13:34] Kobayashi**
You look exhausted.
**[13:36] Tohru**
Well, I searched everywhere.
**[13:40] Kobayashi**
Huh? What's that...?
**[13:42] Tohru**
I found some very effective medicine.
**[13:46] Kobayashi**
Is it safe?
**[13:48] Kobayashi**
There's nothing weird in it, is—
**[13:56] Kobayashi**
I'll take it.
**[14:05] Kobayashi**
Yeah, it's working.
**[14:08] Tohru**
You mean it?
**[14:11] Kobayashi**
Yeah! This is incredible.
**[14:13] Tohru**
Oh, thank goodness.
**[14:15] Kobayashi**
*I have no idea if it's working or not,*
**[14:16] Tohru**
I really was worried about you.
**[14:20] Kobayashi**
* but I'd say it's working no matter what*
* was in it after seeing that look.*
**[14:26] Kobayashi**
Tohru, thank you.
**[14:32] Kobayashi**
Tohru!
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[14:37] Tohru**
Uhh, maybe it's a side effect?
**[14:40] Tohru**
The medicine was for beast-folk, so...
**[14:43] Tohru**
But you're cute.
**[14:45] Kobayashi**
I can't go to work like this!
**[14:56] Kobayashi**
Meow!
**[14:57] Kobayashi**
Meow!
**[14:58] Tohru**
*So cute!*
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy
Games
**[15:07] Ilulu**
Hmm?
**[15:09] Ilulu**
It's a doll.
**[15:12] Take**
Did someone forget it?
**[15:13] Take**
It's well-made.
**[15:15] Take**
This is an expensive one.
**[15:17] Ilulu**
It's pretty.
**[15:18] Ilulu**
We should probably return it, right?
**[15:21] Take**
They'll probably come by
tomorrow to pick it up.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
***SIGN*** Lost
**[15:26] Take**
No one's coming.
**[15:28] Ilulu**
I'll go look for them.
**[15:32] Ilulu**
First, I'll ask around!
**[15:34] Ilulu**
You're coming, too, Take?
**[15:35] Take**
Well, I'd be worried about you alone.
**[15:38] Ilulu**
Oh, hey!
**[15:39] Girl**
Oh, it's the candy shop lady.
**[15:42] Ilulu**
Do you know who owns this doll?
**[15:44] Girl**
I don't.
**[15:45] Ilulu**
I see.
**[15:47] Girl**
By the way, are you and Take together?
**[15:50] Take**
Huh?! What are you saying?!
**[15:52] Take**
Of course we aren't?!
**[15:53] Ilulu**
What are you saying?
**[15:54] Ilulu**
You're together with me,
looking for the owner, right?
**[15:57] Take**
That's not what she meant!
**[15:58] Ilulu**
Oh.
**[15:59] Ilulu**
Let's try asking that kid, too!
**[16:01] Take**
She's not listening.
***SIGN*** KiraKira Real Estate
**[16:04] Ilulu**
No one knows, huh?
**[16:06] Take**
It's not that easy to find someone.
***SIGN*** Fried Pancakes
**[16:10] Take**
Maybe they abandoned it
instead of forgetting it?
**[16:20] Ilulu**
No, I'll find them!
**[16:32] Take**
I think we should turn it into
the police at this point.
**[16:37] Ilulu**
Hmm.
**[16:38] Take**
Is there anyone else you can turn to?
***SIGN*** The Day After That
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[16:42] Ilulu**
I brought help!
**[16:44] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[16:45] Kobayashi**
Hello.
**[16:47] Kobayashi**
I heard what's going on, but I don't
think there's anything I can do.
**[16:51] Ilulu**
No, I know you can do it!
**[16:53] Take**
* So this is the Kobayashi that*
* Ilulu mentioned before?*
**[16:56] Take**
She looks normal at first glance,
**[16:57] Take**
*but what's with that blonde maid behind her?*
**[17:01] Take**
* She's totally composed,*
* like she's used to that.*
**[17:03] Take**
*Is she making her dress like that every day?*
**[17:05] Take**
*This woman's definitely bad news!*
**[17:08] Kobayashi**
Let's take a picture and
try searching on the net.
**[17:12] Kobayashi**
More importantly, Ilulu,
**[17:13] Kobayashi**
can you use magic to sharpen
your sense of smell?
**[17:16] Ilulu**
Oh, right!
**[17:20] Take**
Why are you suddenly forcing
her into puppy play?!
**[17:23] Kobayashi**
Oh, no, I—
**[17:24] Take**
Have you already trained her?!
**[17:25] Kobayashi**
Hey, now.
**[17:26] Tohru**
Mister Take, you have the wrong idea.
**[17:28] Take**
Huh?
**[17:29] Tohru**
The only one allowed to
receive training is me!
**[17:31] Kobayashi**
Don't make this more complicated!
**[17:33] Ilulu**
Okay, I've got their scent.
**[17:35] Take**
Hey, hold on.
**[17:41] (Flashback) Friend**
Ilulu-chan,
**[17:43] (Flashback) Friend**
this is for you.
**[17:45] (Flashback) Ilulu**
What's this? Are you sure?
**[17:47] (Flashback) Friend**
Yeah, I made it for you, Ilulu-chan.
**[17:50] (Flashback) Ilulu**
Thank you! I'll cherish it.
**[18:01] Take**
Hey, how far are we going?
**[18:05] Take**
We're heading into the next town over.
**[18:07] Ilulu**
I'd feel bad making you follow any further.
**[18:10] Ilulu**
You can go home if you want.
**[18:12] Take**
Really?
**[18:14] Take**
I'll go home, then.
**[18:17] Ilulu**
Okay.
**[18:27] Ilulu**
*It's still further?*
**[18:30] Ilulu**
*Did they really abandon it?*
**[18:33] Ilulu**
*It was still warm when I picked it up.*
**[18:36] Ilulu**
*They were holding it up until that moment.*
**[18:44] Ilulu**
What do I do?
**[18:45] Ilulu**
It'll get wet!
**[18:46] Ilulu**
Ahh, the scent is fading, too!
**[19:03] Ilulu**
I thought you went home?
**[19:05] Take**
It was getting cloudy.
**[19:08] Take**
Looked like it was going to rain.
**[19:14] Ilulu**
Take...
**[19:15] Ilulu**
Long ago, I abandoned
a doll that I cherished.
**[19:21] Ilulu**
I regret it now and wish I
could go back and retrieve it.
**[19:29] Ilulu**
I'm sure...
**[19:31] Ilulu**
it's the same for this doll.
**[19:39] Take**
We need to make sure we find them, then.
**[19:44] Ilulu**
Take.
**[19:47] Kobayashi**
Ah, found her, over there.
**[19:52] Kobayashi**
Ilulu!
**[19:53] Ilulu**
Oh, Kobayashi.
**[19:55] Take**
*Huh? Where did she just come from?*
**[19:57] Kobayashi**
That doll was a custom order,
so I pinned down the store that made it.
**[20:02] Kobayashi**
When I asked them about it,
**[20:04] Kobayashi**
they said the owner often visited
the shop for maintenance,
**[20:06] Kobayashi**
so they remembered them well.
**[20:08] Ilulu**
Huh? Then...
**[20:09] Kobayashi**
We found the owner.
**[20:12] Kobayashi**
They said they wanted us to bring it.
**[20:14] Kobayashi**
We have their address, too.
**[20:16] Take**
Just who are you?
**[20:21] Owner**
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
**[20:23] Owner**
I left it there with the
intention of abandoning it.
**[20:28] Owner**
I figured you might put it on display.
**[20:31] Owner**
I'm in high school now
**[20:33] Owner**
and my friends were teasing me,
calling it childish, but...
**[20:38] Owner**
I've regretted it ever since I abandoned it.
**[20:41] Owner**
A little late for that now though, huh?
**[20:43] Ilulu**
That's not true.
**[20:44] Ilulu**
If you can take it back, then you should.
**[20:47] Ilulu**
Tell it, "Welcome home."
**[20:51] Owner**
Yeah.
**[20:53] Owner**
Yeah.
**[20:56] Owner**
I'm sorry.
**[21:01] Owner**
Welcome home.
**[21:04] Tohru**
Come on, Ilulu.
**[21:05] Tohru**
Please go take a bath.
**[21:07] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[21:09] Kobayashi**
Well, thank you.
**[21:11] Kobayashi**
For going along with Ilulu.
**[21:13] Take**
No, I didn't really—
**[21:14] Ilulu**
Take!
**[21:15] Ilulu**
You're wet, too, right?
**[21:17] Ilulu**
Come take one with me!
**[21:19] Take**
What are you saying?!
**[21:20] Take**
Don't come at me naked!
**[21:20] Ilulu**
It's a bath, not outside,
so it's not embarrassing!
**[21:24] Take**
What kind of logic is that?!
**[21:27] Kobayashi**
Oh, to be young.
**[21:29] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[21:34] Ilulu**
Tada!
**[21:36] Ilulu**
It's a Take doll!
**[21:37] Ilulu**
Cute, isn't it?
**[21:38] Take**
Dum— Where do you think you're putting it?!
**[21:41] Ilulu**
It's comforting in here.
**[21:42] Take**
C-Comforting?!
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[21:45] Ilulu**
Oh, want me to squeeze you in here, too?
**[21:47] Take**
You're shameless!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:20] Kobayashi**
Ilulu, how's your part time job?
**[23:22] Ilulu**
It's fun.
**[23:23] Ilulu**
We have one that comes
around all the time, too.
**[23:25] Kobayashi**
A regular, huh?
**[23:26] Ilulu**
Yeah.
**[23:26] Ilulu**
But sometimes they try to get a
free meal and put us in a spot.
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
Huh? Is that person doing okay?
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
**[23:31] Ilulu**
It's not a person, it's a cat.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aries
***SIGN*** You might lose something precious
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** You should keep things you
cherish stored in your chest.
***SIGN*** You mean in your heart, right? Right?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Aries!
# E9 - There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU05315/there-are-various-reasons-behind-it-its-full-of-elma)
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**[00:01] Kobayashi**
* It all started with a single*
* statement from Elma.*
**[00:04] Elma**
I demand improved working conditions!
***SIGN*** I demand improved working conditions
**[00:08] Kobayashi**
What's this out of nowhere?
**[00:10] Kobayashi**
Are you hungry?
**[00:11] Elma**
This company demands too much overtime!
**[00:13] Elma**
For one thing, the workload demanded
of each individual is excessive!
**[00:15] Kobayashi**
*Elma's demands were justified.*
**[00:17] Kobayashi**
* However, we had no other*
* choice with our scheduling.*
**[00:20] Kobayashi**
* Plus, our company has already made solid*
* improvements since its founding.*
**[00:24] Kobayashi**
* It was slow going, but the working*
* conditions have improved.*
**[00:28] Kobayashi**
* Our current busyness was just something*
* we had to resign ourselves to.*
**[00:32] Kobayashi**
*I explained that to her, but...*
**[00:35] Elma**
Don't give up and accept it!
**[00:37] Elma**
I'm fighting for it
**[00:39] Elma**
and I'm going to seize our freedom!
**[00:42] Kobayashi**
* Surrounded by those of us who had grown*
* accustomed to exploitative labor*
**[00:45] Kobayashi**
*and aimlessly lived out our days,*
**[00:47] Kobayashi**
*Elma took a stand all by herself.*
**[00:50] Kobayashi**
G'luck.
***SIGN*** Work Conditions Improvement Proposal
**[02:23] Kobayashi**
*Two days later,*
**[02:23] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi, please look at this!
**[02:24] Kobayashi**
* Elma used the scant few moments*
* she had in between work*
**[02:27] Kobayashi**
* to create a proposal for*
* improved working conditions.*
**[02:30] Kobayashi**
* I was once again astonished*
* by the capability of dragons.*
**[02:35] Kobayashi**
*However...*
**[02:38] Elma**
You're scoffing at me?!
***SIGN*** Expand Personnel
**[02:40] Kobayashi**
The expansion of personnel?
**[02:42] Elma**
Yes.
**[02:43] Kobayashi**
We're currently doing mid-career recruitment,
but there's not a single applicant.
**[02:46] Elma**
Why's that?
**[02:48] Kobayashi**
The programming language we use
at this company is, well...
**[02:52] Kobayashi**
Even if we hired fresh graduates,
it would take time to train them.
**[02:55] Elma**
Couldn't they just learn it quickly?
**[02:57] Kobayashi**
Don't assume everyone is just like you.
**[02:59] Kobayashi**
At any rate, redo it,
taking that into account.
***SIGN*** Redo It, Taking That Into Account
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[03:04] Elma**
I finished the revisions!
***SIGN*** Work Conditions
Improvement Proposal
Ver. 2
**[03:06] Kobayashi**
That was fast!
**[03:08] Kobayashi**
* I was surprised by her speed,*
* but the content really left me shocked.*
**[03:12] Kobayashi**
* The rough spots had been*
* completely revised,*
**[03:14] Kobayashi**
* none of the sections had*
* any contradictions,*
**[03:16] Kobayashi**
*and the text was organized perfectly.*
**[03:19] Kobayashi**
This is great!
**[03:21] Elma**
Really?!
**[03:22] Kobayashi**
Submit it to our department head right away!
**[03:24] Elma**
Got it!
**[03:27] Elma**
It was a no-go.
**[03:29] Kobayashi**
* He talked to her about the company's*
* income and expenditures,*
**[03:31] Kobayashi**
* things those of us on the floor*
* didn't have any dealings with,*
**[03:34] Kobayashi**
*and she couldn't fight back.*
**[03:36] Kobayashi**
* She was feeling depressed,*
* so I said this to her:*
***SIGN*** Let's give up and get back to work
**[03:41] Elma**
Dammit!
***SIGN*** The Day After That
**[03:45] Elma**
I revised it!
***SIGN*** Work Conditions
Improvement Proposal
Ver. 3
**[03:47] Kobayashi**
That was fast!
**[03:49] Kobayashi**
*We were all overwhelmed by Elma's intensity*
**[03:52] Kobayashi**
*as we began reading through the paperwork.*
**[03:55] Kobayashi**
*Then,*
**[03:57] Kobayashi**
* that paperwork had every individual's*
* schedule written out in detail,*
**[04:00] Kobayashi**
* including bathroom breaks, pace slowdowns,*
* portion of time away from their desks,*
**[04:04] Kobayashi**
* and even the time spent resting their*
* head on their elbow at their desk*
**[04:07] Kobayashi**
* and how many times they*
* recrossed their legs,*
**[04:09] Kobayashi**
* all laid out like a curse in a*
* proposal to improve efficiency.*
**[04:12] Kobayashi**
* It was completely devoid of*
* any concept of privacy,*
**[04:15] Kobayashi**
*and it dug so deep into each individual*
***SIGN*** Yamashita
Current Work Analysis (Sample Excerpt)
**[04:17] Kobayashi**
* that many employees thought it*
* would have been more humane*
***SIGN*** Time Away From Desk 86%
Main Activities: Bathroom, Vending Machine Beverage Purchases, One Yawn
Time Away From Desk 100%
Main Activities: Slacking, Chatting With Other Employees In The Office Or The Hallway
Time Away From Desk 38%
Main Activities: Staring At PC For Several Minutes With Head Resting On Arm, Recrossed His Legs Twice
Time Away From Desk 16%
Main Activities: Checking Schedule Chart, Drinking Beverages, Looking At Cell Phone
Time Away From Desk: 0%
Main Activities: Programming, Yawning
**[04:20] Kobayashi**
* to publish nude photos of them*
* without their permission.*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** The above outline is an example from one day.
The main area of improvement for Yamashita is the time he requires
before he's able to focus on work. To improve this, I recommend having
Yamashita follow a set routine before he engages with work. This will allow
him to consciously switch his focus. It would be best to have Yamashita
decide what the best routine would be; for example, drinking a coffee.
Making this a routine would allow him to settle into work everyday without
stress. Such a minor change in his habits should be easy for him to
accomplish. Once he's established a routine, it will shorten the time
Yamashita requires to start work, improving overall efficiency.
(See attached reference sheet.)
**[04:22] Kobyashi**
*How on earth did she get such data?*
**[04:25] Kobyashi**
*According to her...*
**[04:26] Elma**
I used clairvoyance.
**[04:28] Elma**
I turned my vision into a
thousand screen multi-display.
**[04:32] Kobayashi**
* Even her analogies were*
* being tainted by work.*
**[04:35] Kobayashi**
* She triumphantly headed*
* to submit her proposal.*
**[04:38] Kobayashi**
*Setting the shocking content aside,*
**[04:40] Kobayashi**
* it was amply convincing*
* to serve in negotiations.*
**[04:44] Kobayashi**
* Maybe Premium Fridays could*
* be more than just a dream.*
**[04:48] Kobayashi**
*However...*
**[04:50] Kobayashi**
I just can't relax if I haven't
worked at least eight hours.
**[04:55] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san...
**[04:57] Kobayashi**
* However, we only enjoyed*
* that hope for a short time.*
**[05:02] Kobayashi**
* All three of us were surprised when we*
* were summoned by the executive director.*
**[05:06] Kobayashi**
*He wasn't firing us, was he?*
**[05:09] Kobayashi**
* We all headed to his office with*
* anxiety and annoyance in our hearts.*
**[05:16] Exec**
Come in.
**[05:17] Kobayashi**
Excuse us.
**[05:21] Exec**
Hey, you've been very kind to Shouta.
**[05:25] Kobayashi**
Oh, no.
***SIGN*** To Shouta <3
Welcome home!
I'll be home after I hit the store,
so wait for me!
From Mama
**[05:27] Kobayashi**
*Shouta-kun's father...*
**[05:29] Kobayashi**
*is a mage, right?*
**[05:32] Elma**
Did you have a look at the
improvement proposal?
**[05:34] Exec**
Yes. It's very well drawn up,
**[05:37] Exec**
Joui Elma-kun.
**[05:39] Exec**
Or,
**[05:41] Exec**
should I call you priestess
of the holy seas?
**[05:43] Elma**
Huh?
**[05:46] Elma**
I'm currently an employee here,
so whichever you prefer.
**[05:50] Kobayashi**
Why did you summon us?
**[05:52] Exec**
That goddess that Shouta summoned...
**[05:55] Exec**
Since she's friends with all of you,
I wanted to meet you in person.
**[05:59] Kobayashi**
She's bad for your son's education, isn't she?
**[06:02] Kobayashi**
That pervert,
**[06:03] Kobayashi**
or rather, former goddess.
**[06:06] Exec**
It's a family rule to take personal
responsibility for whatever you summon.
**[06:10] Exec**
Besides, I believe that woman will be good
for Shouta's education in several ways.
**[06:15] Kobayashi**
Don't come to me when your son
develops some twisted fetish.
**[06:20] Exec**
Now, then,
**[06:23] Exec**
shall we discuss business?
**[06:29] Kobayashi**
Man, it didn't work out.
**[06:32] Takiya**
There would be complaints if it did for
our department but not the whole company.
**[06:36] Takiya**
He was certainly right about that.
**[06:38] Kobayashi**
But we did get him to take the time to look
over the improvement proposal, didn't we?
**[06:43] Kobayashi**
Lately we've been getting out
on time more regularly,
**[06:45] Kobayashi**
so eventually—
**[06:46] Elma**
No!
**[06:46] Elma**
No, not enough!
**[06:48] Elma**
We must do anything we can to immediately
turn this black company white!
**[06:51] Kobayashi**
What are you saying?
**[06:53] Kobayashi**
You were bought off by
his luxury chocolates.
***SIGN*** That is that,
and this is this
***SIGN*** Chocolates are low in sugar
***SIGN*** That is that, and this is this!
***SIGN*** Chocolates are low in sugar!
**[06:59] Kobayashi**
What's that supposed to mean?
***SIGN*** Even after that...
**[07:01] Kobayashi**
*Even after accepting his buy-off,*
**[07:03] Kobayashi**
*Elma wouldn't give up.*
***SIGN*** Now is the time to come together! We're holding a meeting for all employees to discuss improvements.
***SIGN*** There will be tea and sweet snacks!
***SIGN*** Place: Meeting Room Time: 12:30~13:30
***SIGN*** Come Forth, Heroes! Let Us Fight Together!
**[07:06] Kobayashi**
*She tried starting a labor union,*
***SIGN*** Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work!
**[07:09] Kobayashi**
*creating a space for employee discussion,*
***SIGN*** Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work!
**[07:12] Kobayashi**
* and she continued to appeal*
* for better working conditions.*
**[07:15] Kobayashi**
* What surprised me was that Tohru*
* was helping her with that.*
**[07:20] Tohru**
If it all goes well, that means
you'll come home earlier.
**[07:20] Elma**
Let us change this company
together! Labor is—
**[07:24] Kobayashi**
So that's why.
**[07:25] Tohru**
Don't hold us back, Elma.
**[07:29] Elma**
I could say the same to you!
**[07:30] Tohru**
* Rival forces were cooperating*
* for mutual benefit.*
**[07:33] Tohru**
*It made me think it could work.*
**[07:36] Tohru**
* However, our executive*
* director was a crafty one!*
**[07:38] Tohru**
* He used both logic and fallacies in the*
* right places to parry every claim.*
**[07:47] Elma**
Damn it! Why?!
**[07:52] Kobayashi**
El—
**[07:52] Elma**
Now I won't be able to line up
for the station's limited sweets!
**[07:57] Kobayashi**
That was your reason for this?
**[08:04] Elma**
* I miraculously finished work and made*
* it in time for the limited sweets!*
***SIGN*** Time-Limited
**[08:10] (Flashback) Customer**
Three, please!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Elma**
Three of them?!
***SIGN*** Time-Limited
**[08:12] (Flashback) Customer**
Two, please!
***SIGN*** Time-Limited
**[08:15] (Flashback) Customer**
Two, please!
**[08:21] (Flashback) Customer**
Uh, one is fine.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Elma**
Thank you so much!
**[08:29] Elma**
Today I'm spending my day off
eating delicious sweets!
**[08:34] Elma**
Hmm?
**[08:35] Elma**
Hello?
**[08:37] Elma**
What's this?!
**[08:39] Kanna**
We want to go on a picnic,
**[08:41] Kanna**
but we can't go on a long
trip without an adult.
**[08:45] Elma**
What about Miss Kobayashi?
**[08:46] Elma**
Oh, she did say she had
to work on her day off.
**[08:50] Elma**
And Tohru?
**[08:52] Kanna**
She gave me a letter for you.
**[08:54] Elma**
Let's see.
**[08:56] Tohru**
* Kanna suddenly wanted to go to the mountains*
* after watching a survival show.*
**[09:01] Tohru**
* But I have to help out at the maid*
* café today, so I can't go with her,*
**[09:05] Tohru**
*so I'd like to ask you to accompany her.*
**[09:09] Tohru**
* I do have some faith in you,*
* so try to live up to it.*
**[09:13] Elma**
Tohru, you have faith in me?
**[09:16] Elma**
The oddly condescending
tone concerns me, though.
**[09:19] Elma**
Okay!
**[09:19] Elma**
In that case, I'll chaperone you!
**[09:21] Kanna**
Yay!
**[09:22] Saikawa**
Way to go, Kanna-san!
**[09:27] Kanna**
Oh!
**[09:32] Shouta**
Let's set up our tent here.
**[09:36] Kanna**
We ran into Shouta on
our way to your house,
**[09:40] Kanna**
and he said he'd come along.
**[09:41] Elma**
It's nice to have him.
**[09:43] Elma**
So, what are you going to do now?
**[09:45] Kanna**
Fish!
**[09:46] Saikawa**
We rented them.
**[09:48] Elma**
Fishing, huh?
**[09:48] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, what are you fishing for?
**[09:49] Elma**
That takes me back.
**[09:50] Kanna**
Anacondas.
**[09:51] Elma**
*Long ago,*
**[09:52] Elma**
*I got fished out.*
**[10:08] Saikawa**
I'm bored.
**[10:09] Kanna**
That was fast, Saikawa.
**[10:10] Saikawa**
Can't we fish anything any faster?
**[10:12] Kanna**
Want to catch them by hand?
**[10:14] Saikawa**
Maybe that would be good.
**[10:16] Elma**
Try further over there.
**[10:17] Elma**
There's fish there.
**[10:19] Kanna**
Oh!
**[10:24] Both**
We caught one!
**[10:25] Elma**
Yeah. That's where I would probably go, too.
**[10:28] Saikawa**
You would go?
**[10:33] Three**
So good!
**[10:35] Shouta**
The curry and rice are ready, too.
**[10:38] Three**
Yay!
**[10:40] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, there's curry on your cheek.
**[10:42] Elma**
*Chaperoning children is a piece of cake.*
**[10:46] Elma**
*This curry's good.*
**[10:48] All**
Thank you for the meal.
**[10:51] Kanna**
Saikawa, there's a strange bug.
**[10:53] Saikawa**
A poisonous bug!
**[10:54] Elma**
I think I'll relax a bit, too.
**[10:54] Kanna**
Spicy.
**[11:02] Kanna**
Shouta, where are you going?
**[11:05] Shouta**
Investigating.
**[11:06] Shouta**
Lately I've been researching to see
if I can draw mana from the ley lines.
**[11:10] Shouta**
The ley lines run especially
strongly through the mountains.
**[11:13] Kanna**
Sounds fun.
**[11:14] Kanna**
I'll go, too!
**[11:16] Saikawa**
You boys sure love settings like that.
**[11:21] Elma**
Oh, no.
**[11:22] Elma**
The children! Where did they go?!
**[11:25] Elma**
They disappeared the moment
I took my eyes off them!
**[11:28] Elma**
At this rate...!
**[11:29] Tohru**
Huh?
**[11:30] Tohru**
You couldn't even handle that?
***SIGN*** Pathetic
***SIGN*** Pathetic.
**[11:34] Elma**
No!
**[11:35] Elma**
*That's right, I have my clairvoyance!*
**[11:37] Elma**
*I'll find them in no time with this!*
**[11:43] Kanna**
What's the matter, Shouta?
**[11:45] Shouta**
Someone just tried to peek on us from afar.
**[11:48] Shouta**
I'm sure it was Lucoa.
**[11:49] Shouta**
She does that from time to time.
**[11:51] Shouta**
I blocked it.
**[11:52] Kanna**
Oh!
**[11:53] Saikawa**
Jeez, you boys.
**[11:55] Elma**
Why? I can't sense them...
**[11:58] Tohru**
I was wrong to rely on you.
***SIGN*** Ridiculous
***SIGN*** Ridiculous.
**[12:03] Tohru**
Ridiculous.
**[12:07] Elma**
Everyone!
**[12:10] Saikawa**
Hey, shouldn't we head back soon?
**[12:12] Saikawa**
We might not know how to get back anymore.
**[12:15] Shouta**
Oh, we're fine.
**[12:17] Shouta**
We followed the ley lines here,
so if we trace them we'll get back.
**[12:20] Saikawa**
You boys.
**[12:30] Shouta**
Speaking of which,
**[12:31] Shouta**
we left without saying anything to Elma-san.
**[12:34] Shouta**
We should hurry back.
**[12:36] Saikawa**
Did you two hear a loud cry just now?
**[12:39] Shouta**
Maybe there's a bear?
**[12:43] Shouta**
All right, we're back.
**[12:46] Shouta**
Huh?
**[12:47] Shouta**
Elma-san's not here.
**[12:48] Shouta**
Did she get mad and go home
because we left on our own?
**[12:51] Saikawa**
She might have gone to look for us.
**[12:53] Kanna**
**[12:55] Elma**
Damn it, where did they go?
**[12:58] Tohru**
Idiot. Bow before me.
**[12:59] Tohru**
Ahh, useless.
**[13:00] Tohru**
Worthless.
**[13:01] Tohru**
Yes, yes, you did your best
and it wasn't good enough.
**[13:02] Elma**
*I keep hearing Tohru being mean in my head!*
**[13:03] Tohru**
Incompetent fool.
**[13:04] Tohru**
You're so funny and dumb!
**[13:07] Elma**
You there, I'm looking for someone!
**[13:10] Elma**
Have you seen any children?
**[13:17] Elma**
Why you...!
**[13:18] Elma**
Do you want to get eaten?
**[13:25] Elma**
Damn it. One thing after another!
**[13:29] Elma**
Where could they be?
**[13:31] Elma**
Where are—
**[13:35] Elma**
Where are you?!
**[13:40] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, look! That's the
one I saw at the river!
**[13:42] Shouta**
Sleep!
**[13:46] Kanna**
Lady Elma!
**[13:53] Three**
We're sorry.
**[13:54] Elma**
I was worried, you know!
**[13:56] Three**
Yes.
**[13:57] Kanna**
Lady Elma, here.
**[14:00] Elma**
What? A flower?
**[14:02] Kanna**
I picked it for you.
**[14:04] Kanna**
It's yours, so please forgive us.
**[14:07] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, what about me?
**[14:08] Saikawa**
Hey, what about me?!
**[14:18] Elma**
Sweet! I forgive you!
**[14:20] Both**
So easy.
**[14:22] Kobayashi**
Man, thank you.
**[14:25] Kobayashi**
If only I had been at home.
**[14:27] Elma**
Please don't worry about it.
**[14:29] Elma**
The flower's nectar was rather yummy, anyway.
**[14:32] Kobayashi**
Flower's nectar, huh?
**[14:33] Kanna**
I picked it!
**[14:35] Kobayashi**
Oh? What kind of flower?
**[14:35] Elma**
Well, Tohru? I won't let you
call me pathetic or ridiculous!
**[14:37] Kanna**
A big one. It had a really good smell, too!
**[14:39] Tohru**
I wouldn't do that anyway.
**[14:40] Kobayashi**
Oh?
**[14:41] Tohru**
Here, your coffee.
**[14:44] Elma**
You're not setting out cake?
**[14:45] Tohru**
Don't get carried away.
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[14:54] Ilulu**
It's gotten hot, huh?
**[14:57] Taketo**
It is summer already.
***SIGN*** There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
***SIGN*** Episode 9
**[15:24] Fafnir**
Normally I would never listen to a
request from a harmony faction dragon,
**[15:29] Fafnir**
but I like your choice to rely on power.
**[15:32] Fafnir**
I'll accept in honor
of that spirit, this time.
**[15:36] Elma**
You have my gratitude.
**[15:41] Reporter**
* Today we're here with the mobile*
* zoo, "Zoo That Goes Anywhere!"*
**[15:47] Reporter**
*The main attraction is this giraffe!*
**[15:50] Tohru**
Coming!
**[15:53] Tohru**
What are you here for?
**[15:58] Reporter**
* Now we'd like to talk to the*
* zoo director, Miyamoto-san.*
**[16:06] Kobayashi**
* It's unusual for Elma to*
* ask Tohru to go somewhere.*
**[16:10] Kobayashi**
* Apparently she said, "I've been getting*
* rusty lately, so join me for some exercise."*
**[16:15] Kobayashi**
* It's even more unusual for Tohru*
* to genuinely accept such an invitation.*
**[16:20] Kobayashi**
* Maybe the tension between them*
* is finally coming undone?*
**[16:24] Kobayashi**
Her attitude's softened a lot,
**[16:26] Kobayashi**
so I'm sure this will be the chance they—
**[16:28] Fafnir**
Naive, Kobayashi.
**[16:30] Fafnir**
Why do you think the two
of us were called here?
**[16:32] Kobayashi**
Why?
**[16:42] Kobayashi**
Tohru!
**[16:44] Fafnir**
Kobayashi.
**[16:45] Fafnir**
You decide when it's time to stop them.
**[17:44] Tohru**
What was that about getting rusty, you liar?
**[17:47] Tohru**
Are you trying to settle
things after all this time?
**[17:52] Elma**
If I win, will you return
to our original world?
**[17:55] Tohru**
You're still on about that?
**[17:57] Elma**
You really are dangerous.
**[17:59] Tohru**
Dangerous?
**[18:01] Elma**
You've claimed the hearts of humans.
**[18:03] Tohru**
Huh?!
**[18:05] Tohru**
You're not making sense!
**[18:06] Fafnir**
She may talk about harmony
**[18:08] Fafnir**
and guiding mankind,
**[18:10] Fafnir**
but that's only because
it's the position she's in.
**[18:14] Fafnir**
She's been used and betrayed.
**[18:16] Fafnir**
Somewhere in her heart,
**[18:18] Fafnir**
she still distances herself from humans, too.
**[18:21] Fafnir**
That's why she still mistrusts Tohru.
**[18:25] Kobayashi**
I don't think that's the case.
**[18:27] Fafnir**
What?
**[18:31] Tohru**
I haven't thought about
doing anything wrong,
**[18:33] Tohru**
and I don't plan on doing
anything with any humans!
**[18:36] Tohru**
I just made a handful of acquaintances!
**[18:38] Elma**
I'm surprised you can say that while happily
working with humans at the maid café!
**[18:44] Elma**
After all those times you told
me you couldn't trust humans,
**[18:48] Elma**
now you assert the exact opposite!
**[18:50] Elma**
You're the one who made fun of me for
being worshiped by humans in our original world!
**[18:54] Tohru**
That was—!
**[18:56] Tohru**
Because it was ridiculous to
watch you enjoying yourself
**[18:58] Tohru**
when you were just being put on a pedestal
**[19:00] Tohru**
without actually joining them!
***SIGN*** Even watching ants would be better than this.
**[19:06] Tohru**
But now you don't take
offerings made to you,
**[19:09] Tohru**
you're able to go buy those things yourself!
**[19:11] Elma**
But the food I ate back then was better!
**[19:15] Tohru**
I can't understand that at all!
**[19:21] Elma**
It was better!
**[19:25] Tohru**
Then just hurry up and go
back there on your own!
**[19:30] Elma**
It was better because...
**[19:32] Elma**
you were there beside me!
**[19:36] Elma**
Yet one day you disappeared!
**[19:38] Elma**
Do you have any idea how worried
I was when I heard you had died?
**[19:43] Elma**
That's right.
**[19:44] Elma**
Then, when I finally found you,
**[19:46] Elma**
you were cold to me
**[19:48] Elma**
while you were friends with humans.
**[19:51] Elma**
That's just...
**[19:53] Elma**
That's just...
**[19:56] Elma**
Be friends with me like you
were back in those days,
**[19:59] Elma**
you dummy!
**[20:10] Tohru**
Sorry.
**[20:12] Tohru**
I'm sorry.
**[20:14] Elma**
Tohru.
**[20:15] Tohru**
But, setting that aside...
**[20:21] Elma**
Ow!
**[20:22] Tohru**
Let's settle this.
**[20:27] Elma**
Fine, then!
**[20:28] Elma**
Brace yourself, Tohru!
**[20:30] Tohru**
That's my line!
**[20:32] Fafnir**
Hmph, this is stupid.
**[20:34] Fafnir**
I'm going home.
**[20:36] Kobayashi**
Yeah, thanks for coming.
**[20:39] Kobayashi**
* I've witnessed several*
* battles between dragons,*
**[20:44] Kobayashi**
*but I guess I'm rather used to them now.*
**[20:57] Kobayashi**
*This battle*
**[20:59] Kobayashi**
*is reassuring to watch.*
**[21:07] Elma**
Tohru.
**[21:10] Tohru**
What is it?
**[21:12] Elma**
I win.
**[21:13] Elma**
Treat me to dinner.
**[21:15] Tohru**
No, I won.
**[21:17] Tohru**
You treat me, please.
**[21:18] Elma**
No, I did!
**[21:20] Tohru**
I did!
**[21:23] Kobayashi**
I'll treat you both.
**[21:24] Both**
Yay!
**[21:27] Tohru**
Why are you happy about that?
**[21:46] Kobayashi**
Okay, that's a draw.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi,
**[23:22] Elma**
what are you treating us to?
**[23:24] Kobayashi**
What do you want eat, Elma?
**[23:26] Elma**
Grade A5 Beef!
**[23:28] Kobayashi**
Tch!
**[23:29] Kobayashi**
You've learned the most useless things!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Gemini
***SIGN*** You'll get separated from your family or friends and get lost.
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** If you wait in front of a crepe shop,
you'll be found.
***SIGN*** Found by Elma, yeah.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Gemini.
# E10 - Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2WVW/kannas-summer-break-broadcast-in-two-languages)
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**[00:14] Kanna**
*I had a fight with Kobayashi.*
**[00:18] (Flashback) Kanna**
Kobayashi, you dummy!
**[00:20] (Flashback) Kanna**
Buttface!
**[00:22] Kanna**
*I don't want to go home.*
**[00:25] Kanna**
*But...*
**[00:25] Kanna**
*night is dark and makes me sleepy,*
**[00:28] Kanna**
*so I'll fly somewhere bright.*
**[00:48] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:49] Kanna**
Lots of people!
**[00:51] Kanna**
Lots of buildings, too!
**[00:55] Kanna**
Oh!
**[02:28] Kanna**
What is this place?
**[02:35] Kanna**
It looks fun.
**[02:45] Kanna**
I'm hungry.
**[02:49] Kanna**
That looks good.
**[02:51] Kanna**
595 yen.
**[02:55] Vendor**
Hi there. What do you want?
**[02:57] Vendor**
Oh... Japanese money?
**[02:59] Vendor**
Sorry, you can't use it here.
**[03:01] Vendor**
No Japanese yen.
**[03:04] Kanna**
*The language is different.*
**[03:06] Vendor**
You alone here? Where's your mom?
**[03:07] Man**
Why are you always acting like that?!
**[03:09] vendor**
Go and get some U.S. dollars from your mom.
**[03:10] woman**
Same to you!
**[03:11] Man**
I'm always serious!
**[03:11] vendor**
Hot dogs won't go anywhere, so take time.
**[03:13] woman**
Why can't you understand?!
**[03:15] woman**
It's embarrassing!
**[03:15] vendor**
I'll give you a good discount
when you come back.
**[03:16] Man**
Why not?! Let me tell you!
**[03:20] Man**
I told you! I love you more!
**[03:22] vendor**
What's the matter?
**[03:23] vendor**
You okay? You suddenly spaced out.
**[03:23] Woman**
Huh?! No, I love you more!
**[03:26] Kanna**
*Better.*
**[03:28] vendor**
Like I was saying, you need our
country's money to buy anything.
**[03:37] Kanna**
*I can't use money here?*
**[03:42] Kanna**
*Few people here.*
**[03:45] Chloe**
Somebody, help!
**[03:46] PunkA**
Get back here, you little brat!
**[03:51] PunkA**
Give up already!
**[03:53] Chloe**
Hmph! I'm not letting you catch me!
**[03:56] Kanna**
What's going on?
**[03:59] Chloe**
Wh-What?! Who are you?!
**[04:01] Kanna**
What's going on?
**[04:02] Chloe**
Isn't it obvious?!
**[04:04] Chloe**
I'm being chased!
**[04:05] Chloe**
By bad guys!
**[04:06] Kanna**
Mmm, got it.
**[04:08] Kanna**
I'll save you.
**[04:09] Chloe**
Huh?!
**[04:10] Chloe**
Save me? You?
**[04:11] PunkA**
Outta our way!
**[04:13] PunkA**
Beat it!
**[04:19] PunkB**
Michael!
**[04:19] PunkC**
Michael!
**[04:21] PunkC**
Who is that brat?
**[04:22] PunkB**
What the hell did she just do?!
**[04:24] PunkB**
How dare you hurt Michael!
**[04:26] PunkC**
Michael was already having the runs today!
**[04:30] PunkB**
Hey, wai—!
**[04:31] Kanna**
Let's go.
**[04:33] Chloe**
Huh? Huh?
**[04:40] Chloe**
Thank you... for saving me.
**[04:46] Chloe**
You're super strong for a child!
**[04:49] Chloe**
Wait, this is New York?!
**[04:52] Chloe**
Oh, I'm Chloe!
**[04:55] Kanna**
Kanna.
**[04:57] Chloe**
Kanna!
**[04:58] Kanna**
Why were you being chased?
**[05:01] Chloe**
I was kidnapped by those men.
**[05:04] Chloe**
Apparently they're mafia.
**[05:06] Kanna**
Are mafia bad guys?
**[05:08] Chloe**
Yes!
**[05:09] Chloe**
So I fled when I saw my chance to escape.
**[05:11] Kanna**
Poor girl.
**[05:13] Chloe**
My papa's the CEO of a big enterprise,
**[05:15] Chloe**
but he's been opposing the mafia.
**[05:18] Chloe**
I'm sure that's why they did it!
**[05:20] Kanna**
Forget about that. Let's play!
**[05:22] Chloe**
Forget about that?
**[05:24] Kanna**
I was bored.
**[05:26] Kanna**
Let's play?
**[05:31] Chloe**
Right.
**[05:33] Chloe**
Let's play!
**[05:34] Kanna**
Oh!
**[05:37] Chloe**
I'll treat you to anything
you'd like as thanks.
**[05:40] Kanna**
Yay!
**[05:42] Kanna**
Let's go, Chloe!
**[05:43] Chloe**
Huh? Sure!
**[05:48] Chloe**
*This is perfect.*
**[05:49] Chloe**
*It's not like...*
**[05:50] Chloe**
*I want to go home anyway.*
**[05:56] vendor**
A black card?!
**[05:58] vendor**
I'm sorry, we don't take credit cards here.
**[06:05] Chloe**
I don't carry much cash on me, though.
**[06:10] Chloe**
Either way, this is my
first time in New York.
**[06:13] Chloe**
I usually only ever saw the
area around our mansion.
**[06:17] Kanna**
Are you rich, Chloe?
**[06:19] Chloe**
Well, yeah.
**[06:20] Kanna**
Same as Saikawa.
**[06:21] Kanna**
She always goes,
**[06:24] Kanna**
and seems happy.
**[06:26] Chloe**
Is that girl okay?
**[06:28] Kanna**
She plays with me all the time.
**[06:31] Chloe**
There are all kinds of people out there, huh?
**[06:32] Kanna**
Mmm.
**[07:28] Chloe**
We played and played!
**[07:31] Chloe**
It's my first time playing
with a friend like this!
**[07:36] Chloe**
What's the matter, Kanna?
**[07:38] Kanna**
I have to go home.
**[07:40] Chloe**
Huh?
**[07:42] Chloe**
I-It's fine.
**[07:44] Chloe**
It's still only a little dark out.
**[07:48] Kanna**
No.
**[07:49] Kanna**
I had a fight with Kobayashi
and ran away from home.
**[07:54] Kanna**
But I was at fault.
**[07:57] Kanna**
I need to go home
**[07:59] Kanna**
and apologize.
**[08:07] Chloe**
Are you sure it's
**[08:09] Chloe**
okay to go home?
**[08:12] Chloe**
I mean, what if they're still mad at you?
**[08:16] Chloe**
What if they won't forgive
you after you apologize?
**[08:18] Chloe**
Aren't you scared?
**[08:23] Kanna**
I am scared,
**[08:25] Kanna**
but I'm more scared of having
no home to return to.
**[08:33] Kanna**
Chloe.
**[08:36] Kanna**
Let's go home?
**[08:42] Chloe**
Kanna.
**[08:45] Chloe**
Listen.
**[08:47] Chloe**
I-I actually...
**[08:50] Chloe**
Huh?
**[08:54] Kanna**
Chloe!
**[09:12] PunkA**
Tch, Christ!
**[09:14] PunkA**
I thought kidnapping a runaway
would be an easy job.
**[09:19] PunkA**
Hey, I think she needs a little
punishment, don't you?
**[09:24] PunkA**
Tie her up good!
**[09:26] PunkC**
Okay, Michael!
**[09:28] PunkD**
Hey, be careful with the goods, you hear?!
**[09:31] PunkA**
Huh? One little arm won't be a big deal.
**[09:36] Chloe**
*I really do want to go home!*
**[09:38] Chloe**
*I never should have run away!*
**[09:41] Chloe**
*Papa!*
**[09:44] PunkA**
Hmm?
**[09:45] PunkA**
Whoa?! What?!
**[09:46] PunkB**
A blackout?!
**[09:47] PunkC**
Whoa?! Whoa, it's dark!
**[09:47] PunkA**
Hey, go check the breaker!
**[09:49] PunkC**
I'll go check the breaker!
**[09:51] PunkC**
Ow!
**[09:53] PunkA**
Be careful!
**[09:56] PunkC**
Sorry about that.
**[10:16] Punks**
Run! Move it!
**[10:27] Chloe**
I-I don't taste good!
**[10:29] Kanna**
Chloe.
**[10:30] Chloe**
Huh?
**[10:32] Chloe**
That voice...
**[10:34] Kanna**
Let's go home.
**[10:36] Chloe**
K-Kanna?
**[10:45] Chloe**
Kanna, is this a dream?
**[10:49] Chloe**
Or have I died and you've
come for me from heaven?
**[10:54] Kanna**
It's not a dream.
**[10:56] Kanna**
Which way is your home?
**[10:58] Chloe**
It's in Minnesota, so probably that way.
**[11:00] Chloe**
It's past the big lake.
**[11:03] Kanna**
Got it.
**[11:05] Chloe**
So soft and warm.
**[11:10] Chloe**
Hey, Kanna...
**[11:11] Chloe**
I actually ran away from home, too.
**[11:16] Kanna**
You, too?
**[11:17] Chloe**
Yeah.
**[11:19] Chloe**
I had a fight with my Papa.
**[11:21] Chloe**
I wonder how I should apologize.
**[11:25] Kanna**
I don't know.
**[11:28] Kanna**
But...
**[11:30] Kanna**
If they're there for you,
**[11:35] Kanna**
even when you get mad
**[11:40] Kanna**
and even when you say you hate them...
**[11:45] Kanna**
If they're someone like that,
I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[11:50] Chloe**
Yeah.
**[11:53] Chloe**
Are you going home already, too?
**[11:56] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[11:57] Chloe**
Will we see each other again?
**[11:59] Kanna**
Don't worry. I'll give you my address.
**[12:02] Chloe**
You have an address?
**[12:19] Tohru**
Hey. Where have you been?
**[12:22] Kanna**
Lady Tohru!
**[12:24] Kanna**
I'm sorry.
**[12:27] Tohru**
I'm not the one you should
be apologizing to.
**[12:29] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[12:31] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, where's Kobayashi?
**[12:41] Kanna**
Oh.
**[12:46] Tohru**
Have you decided what to say to
apologize when she wakes up?
**[12:49] Kanna**
I don't know.
**[12:51] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi said the same thing...
**[13:09] Tohru**
I was watching the whole time.
**[13:10] Kanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
***SIGN*** Episode 10
**[13:18] Ilulu**
I'm heading out.
**[13:21] Kobayashi**
Take care.
**[13:24] Tohru**
Well, Miss Kobayashi,
I'm heading off to work.
**[13:28] Kobayashi**
Take care.
**[13:33] Kanna**
It's hot.
**[13:34] Announcer**
* You can eat fresh fish from*
* Hokkaido in the local area.*
**[13:36] Kobayashi**
Oh, Kanna-chan, you're awake.
**[13:38] Kanna**
Morning.
**[13:39] Kobayashi**
Morning.
**[13:39] Announcer**
*I especially recommend this sea urchin!*
**[13:41] Kanna**
Kobayashi, are you off today?
**[13:41] Announcer**
* This restaurant prepares*
* and serves them on the spot,*
**[13:44] Kobayashi**
Yeah, good night.
**[13:44] Announcer**
*so I've ordered some to try for myself.*
**[13:46] Kanna**
Oh.
***SIGN*** Seafood You Absolutely Want To Eat This Season Special!!
***SIGN*** Bright Morning
**[13:47] Kobayashi**
I was super busy until yesterday.
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[13:47] Announcer**
*Look at this.*
**[13:50] Kanna**
Death march?
**[13:50] Announcer**
*Look at this glistening sea urchin!*
**[13:51] Kobayashi**
Yeah, death march.
**[14:03] Announcer**
*Next up, we have Komura-san in Kanazawa.*
**[14:06] Announcer**
*Hello. Komura here.*
**[14:09] Announcer**
*Have a look at this line!*
**[14:09] Kanna**
What about Lady Tohru and Ilulu?
**[14:12] Kobayashi**
They're both working until this evening.
**[14:12] Announcer**
* The flour dumpling with*
* bean jam is really popular!*
**[14:18] Announcer**
*Today we're introducing this sweets cafe.*
**[14:19] Kanna**
Are you going to laze about today?
**[14:21] Annoucer**
*Now, let's go on in.*
**[14:22] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[14:23] Annoucer**
* There's a secret to the brown sugar syrup*
* used in this cafe's flour dumplings with bean jam.*
**[14:24] Kobayashi**
I'm going to laze about.
**[14:26] Kobayashi**
Are you going to go play with Saikawa-san?
***SIGN*** Gourmets Love! Old Cafe's Flour Dumplings With Bean Jam
**[14:27] Annoucer**
*See! Have a look!*
**[14:29] Kanna**
No, Saikawa said she's going on
a family trip starting today.
**[14:29] Annoucer**
*Look at this shimmering, thick syrup!*
**[14:31] Annoucer**
*Excuse me. Now to try a bite.*
**[14:34] Kobayashi**
I see. Nothing to do, then.
**[14:34] Annoucer**
*Mmm! It's so good!*
**[14:37] Annoucer**
*This brown sugar syrup is so rich!*
**[14:37] Kanna**
Mmm.
**[14:39] Kobayashi**
Bean jam, huh?
**[14:39] Announcer**
*Yet it's not too sweet... perfect!*
**[14:41] Kobayashi**
Looks tasty.
**[14:42] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[14:42] Annoucer**
* I can understand why there*
* would be such a line for this.*
**[14:46] Kanna**
Kobayashi, I want to eat a watermelon.
**[14:46] Annoucer**
*Apparently there are many women lining up,*
**[14:48] Kobayashi**
Huh? Was there any watermelon
in that report just now?
**[14:49] Announcer**
*some of whom have traveled from far away.*
**[14:51] Kanna**
Lady Tohru bought one yesterday.
**[14:53] Kobayashi**
You pay close attention.
**[14:55] Kobayashi**
We'll have it for our
afternoon dessert, then.
***SIGN*** Hot
***SIGN*** Hot
**[14:57] Kanna**
It's hot.
**[14:58] Kanna**
It's... hot.
**[15:00] Kanna**
It's... hot.
**[15:20] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan?
**[15:22] Kanna**
Kobayashi...
**[15:27] Kobayashi**
Okay. Let's have lunch!
**[15:30] Kanna**
Oh!
**[15:31] Kobayashi**
Okay. I'll get things ready,
**[15:33] Kobayashi**
so could you go check the mailbox
downstairs for me, Kanna-chan?
**[15:37] Kanna**
Kobayashi, mini tomatoes?
**[15:41] Kobayashi**
Tada!
***SIGN*** Extra Uses
***SIGN*** Refined By An Old Restaurant
***SIGN*** Rich Flavor And Strong Body
***SIGN*** Soumen
**[15:42] Kanna**
Easy to make!
**[15:54] Kanna**
Ah!
**[15:55] Kobayashi**
Wow, air mail, huh?
**[15:58] Kobayashi**
Maybe it's from that friend you
made in New York the other day?
**[16:02] Kanna**
Yeah, Chloe.
**[16:04] Kanna**
She says she wants to come play at my place.
***SIGN*** Dear Kanna
***SIGN*** Chloe
***SIGN*** Let's play again!
Chloe
**[16:06] Kanna**
Is it okay if I bring her here?
**[16:07] Kobayashi**
Sure, of course!
**[16:09] Kanna**
Really?! Yay!
**[16:12] Kobayashi**
I'm looking forward to it.
***SIGN*** Salt
**[16:18] Both**
So sweet.
**[16:22] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[16:23] Kanna**
We're out of tea.
**[16:25] Kobayashi**
Huh, already?
**[16:28] Kobayashi**
If I don't make any, we only have milk.
**[16:31] Kobayashi**
Oh, well. Let's go buy some.
**[16:33] Kanna**
We're going out?!
**[16:34] Kobayashi**
We're going out.
**[16:36] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan, got your hat?
**[16:38] Kanna**
Got it!
**[16:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[16:43] Kobayashi**
Yes, yes.
**[16:45] Kobayashi**
So hot!
**[16:47] Kanna**
Where are we going?
**[16:49] Kobayashi**
Hmm, I'll think about
it as we wander around.
**[16:53] Kanna**
Oh!
**[16:54] Kanna**
Wandering, wandering, wandering~
**[16:59] Kobayashi**
Would be nice if you could use
it for your picture diary.
**[17:02] Kanna**
I'll look for something for
my independent research, too!
**[17:05] Kobayashi**
I hope you find something.
**[17:07] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[17:08] Kanna**
Lady Tohru said I should research foods
you might like from the other world.
**[17:14] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[17:17] Kobayashi**
Let's go with something different.
**[17:23] Kanna**
Ants.
**[17:24] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[17:25] Kanna**
Lots of them.
**[17:29] Kobayashi**
You're right.
**[17:30] Kobayashi**
I wonder if they have a
nest under the manhole?
**[17:33] Kanna**
Manhole? That's an ant nest?
**[17:35] Kobayashi**
No, it's a hole for a person to use.
**[17:39] Kobayashi**
There's a path for sewage beneath here
that runs all over the city.
**[17:44] Kanna**
There are lots of these of lids, then?
**[17:46] Kobayashi**
Yeah, there's a whole ton of them.
**[17:49] Kanna**
Oh!
**[17:50] Kanna**
I'll search for them!
**[17:52] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[17:56] Kanna**
There's one here, too!
**[17:59] Kobayashi**
I see. Independent research, huh?
**[18:02] Kanna**
There, too!
***SIGN*** Oborozuka
**[18:07] Kobayashi**
You see a lot of them in this area.
**[18:09] Kanna**
This one's the same.
**[18:11] Kanna**
This one's square.
**[18:13] Kobayashi**
That's for a fire hydrant.
**[18:14] Kanna**
This one's similar, but slightly different.
**[18:17] Kobayashi**
K-Kanna-chan...
**[18:20] Kanna**
Kobayashi, there's one here, too!
**[18:24] Kobayashi**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Xanadu
**[18:29] Kanna**
Kobayashi, you okay?
**[18:31] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[18:32] Kobayashi**
That was good exercise for an indoor person.
***SIGN*** Café
***SIGN*** X
a
n
a
d
u
**[18:36] Kobayashi**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Fire Hydrant
**[18:39] Kobayashi**
Ah, so cool!
***SIGN*** Sting
**[18:51] Kobayashi**
Even dragons get brain-freezes, huh?
**[18:54] Kanna**
Yours looks yummy, too.
**[18:56] Kobayashi**
Want to try some?
**[18:58] Kanna**
Yeah!
**[19:02] Kanna**
Ah!
***SIGN*** Construction Notice
***SIGN*** August 28th
***SIGN*** Both Lanes Closed For Work On Gas Lines
**[19:04] Kanna**
Oh!
**[19:07] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[19:08] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[19:10] Kobayashi**
What is this?
**[19:12] Kobayashi**
It's got lots of color!
**[19:13] Kanna**
Looks interesting.
**[19:14] Kobayashi**
We had something like this here?
**[19:17] Kobayashi**
I've lived here so long and never noticed.
**[19:20] Kobayashi**
Hey, it's some character, right?
**[19:21] Kanna**
It's Mr. Quiet.
**[19:23] Kobayashi**
You recognize it?
**[19:25] Kanna**
He's the talk of the town.
**[19:27] Kobayashi**
Talk of the...?
**[19:28] Kanna**
Ah.
**[19:32] Kobayashi**
It's pouring!
**[19:33] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan!
**[19:34] Kanna**
Retreat!
**[19:42] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan, you okay?
**[19:44] Kanna**
Yeah. I protected my notebook.
**[19:46] Kobayashi**
I see!
***SIGN*** Days Closed During Summer Break
***SIGN*** July 28th, 29th
***SIGN*** August 5th, 6th, 12th~16th
***SIGN*** Mitsuoka Stationery Store
**[19:47] Kobayashi**
I got pretty wet.
**[19:53] Kobayashi**
What was that? That's nice.
**[19:58] Kobayashi**
Well, this is characteristic of summer.
**[20:02] Kanna**
Characteristic?
**[20:05] Kanna**
Rain, rain, rain, rain,
**[20:09] Kanna**
let it pour!
**[20:11] Kobayashi**
That's a mean song.
**[20:12] Kanna**
Howl away, thunder and strong, strong rain.
**[20:16] Director**
Not good! Not good for the equipment!
**[20:18] Director**
Watch your feet!
**[20:19] Kanna**
It's Mr. Quiet.
**[20:21] Director**
Head, head!
**[20:23] Quiet**
Hey, pushing! Don't push me!
**[20:23] Kobayashi**
*That's what the manhole picture was of?*
**[20:24] Assistant**
Please lower your head!
**[20:32] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[20:33] Kanna**
Ladybug.
**[20:34] Kobayashi**
You're right.
**[20:36] Kobayashi**
It got washed away.
**[20:38] Kanna**
Is it dead?
**[20:39] Kobayashi**
Hmm...
**[20:42] Kobayashi**
It's alive!
**[20:43] Kanna**
Yay.
**[20:50] Kanna**
It's gone.
**[20:52] Kobayashi**
It must have gone back home.
**[20:54] Kanna**
It has a home?
**[20:56] Kobayashi**
I'm sure it does.
**[20:58] Kanna**
Oh!
**[21:02] Kanna**
Rainbow!
**[21:06] Kobayashi**
That is a rainbow.
**[21:08] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[21:09] Kobayashi**
It's completely stopped now.
**[21:12] Kobayashi**
Tohru and the others should
be getting home soon.
**[21:15] Kobayashi**
Kanna.
**[21:18] Kobayashi**
Let's go home for today!
**[21:24] Kanna**
Let's go home!
**[21:29] Kanna**
Next time I'm bringing a camera, too.
**[21:32] Kobayashi**
You should.
**[21:34] Kobayashi**
We're home.
**[21:34] Kanna**
We're home.
**[21:36] Tohru**
Welcome home.
**[21:37] Ilulu**
You're late! Let's have dinner!
**[21:39] Kanna**
I'm hungry.
**[21:40] Tohru**
Where did you two go?
**[21:42] Kobayashi**
Hmm, here and there.
**[21:44] Kanna**
It was fun.
**[21:45] Kobayashi**
Right?
**[21:46] Tohru**
What is this?! Not fair!
**[21:47] Ilulu**
Dinner!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:21] Kanna**
It's wicked!
**[23:22] Kobayashi**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[23:24] Kanna**
Sorry, I haven't shaken my
habits from the Big Apple.
**[23:27] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan, you're too easily influenced.
**[23:28] Kanna**
It's time for me to head
to a party with a friend.
**[23:31] Kobayashi**
You're going over to
Saikawa-san's to play, right?
***SIGN*** Episode 11
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***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Virgo
***SIGN*** (That's Wicked)
***SIGN*** (Lucky Advice)
***SIGN*** (Good Luck)
***SIGN*** English please.
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Virgo.
# E11 - Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPX3J/premium-seat-no-extra-charge)
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**[00:00] Announcer**
*It's okay to do this while sitting down.*
**[00:03] Announcer**
* Now make sure to stretch*
* out your side muscles.*
**[00:06] Announcer**
*1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3...*
***SIGN*** Crack
**[00:10] Announcer**
* Please try not to put too*
* much effort into it.*
**[00:13] Kobayashi**
*Not good.*
**[00:14] Kobayashi**
*The damage is seriously building up.*
**[00:16] Kobayashi**
* I need to think of something*
* or I might be in trouble.*
**[00:19] Kobayashi**
*If I don't, I'll be forced to eat that.*
**[00:22] Kobayashi**
Take it away.
**[00:24] Tohru**
Huh?
**[01:56] Kobayashi**
Wow, there are all kinds
of relaxation devices.
***SIGN*** Premium Massage Chair
***SIGN*** Massage Pillow
***SIGN*** Soft and Fluffy
***SIGN*** Very Plush
***SIGN*** Kneading Chair
***SIGN*** Massaging Rollers
***SIGN*** Shoulder Massage Fit
**[02:01] Kobayashi**
Hmm? What's this?
***SIGN*** Any place, Any time
***SIGN*** 3 Settings
**[02:03] Kobayashi**
You use it like this?
***SIGN*** Double Points When You Buy Both As a Set
***SIGN*** Back Muscle Strengthening Belt Makes It 10x Effective!
***SIGN*** Super Spine 2
***SIGN*** New Model On the Market!
***SIGN*** Relaxation Mode Hard Mode Super Hard Mode Adjustable Stages!
**[02:06] Kobayashi**
This looks good, too.
***SIGN*** Works On Stiff, Knotted Shoulders!
***SIGN*** You Can Count On Improved Blood Flow As it Stimulates Key Points!
***SIGN*** Soft Cushion Type
**[02:08] Kobayashi**
That might be good, as well.
**[02:09] Kobayashi**
And this one...
**[02:10] Kobayashi**
That, too.
**[02:11] Kobayashi**
That one, too.
**[02:12] Kobayashi**
They're all...
***SIGN*** Several Days Later
**[02:12] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi,
**[02:14] Tohru**
what are you going to do with
this mountain of devices?
**[02:18] Kobayashi**
I'll use them all.
**[02:20] Tohru**
Will you really?
**[02:21] Tohru**
You've never used this one at all, you know?
**[02:24] Kobayashi**
I'll use it one day.
**[02:25] Ilulu**
Want me to pound you?
**[02:27] Ilulu**
My grandma often had me pound
her shoulders long ago.
**[02:31] Kobayashi**
*Grandma?*
**[02:32] Ilulu**
Does that feel good, Kobayashi?
**[02:34] Kobayashi**
It's pretty good,
**[02:35] Kobayashi**
but move your breasts.
**[02:38] Kanna**
Me, too!
**[02:39] Kobayashi**
Sorry.
**[02:41] Tohru**
Me, too!
**[02:46] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, lately I've been thinking.
**[02:50] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[02:51] Tohru**
I'm always thinking about how to serve you,
**[02:55] Tohru**
but that's just pushing my own
feelings onto you, isn't it?
**[02:58] Tohru**
To truly serve you, I think I
need to consider how you feel,
**[03:02] Tohru**
and what you would like me to do.
**[03:06] Kobayashi**
*She's suddenly gotten serious.*
**[03:08] Tohru**
So—
**[03:09] Kobayashi**
That, still?!
**[03:10] Kobayashi**
You're not sharing my feelings, either!
**[03:13] Tohru**
You're a kind a person and that's
why you won't eat me, isn't it?
**[03:18] Kobayashi**
If only you really understood the reason.
**[03:21] Tohru**
If I really?
***SIGN*** Drunken Dragon's Den
**[03:24] Tohru**
So, I called you fools here since
you work with Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:29] Both**
Be less rude when referring to us.
**[03:32] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san's lower back, huh?
**[03:35] Takiya**
It's true she's been working a lot lately.
**[03:38] Elma**
Our sales team is talented, but—
**[03:40] Tohru**
Enough with the business talk.
**[03:42] Elma**
Then, there is one thing I've noticed.
**[03:45] Tohru**
What's that?
**[03:46] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi has bad posture.
**[03:48] Tohru**
What does that have to do
with her lower back hurting?
**[03:50] Elma**
Well, humans' backs get hurt just
from sitting with bad posture.
**[03:56] Tohru**
What?!
**[03:57] Takiya**
It would be good to get
a different chair, too.
**[03:59] Tohru**
Chair?
**[04:00] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san uses the
company's office chair.
**[04:04] Takiya**
I've been telling her she
should get a better one.
**[04:07] Elma**
But chairs are expensive.
**[04:09] Tohru**
They're expensive?
**[04:10] Tohru**
Is Miss Kobayashi the type
to buy lots of things
**[04:13] Tohru**
while trying to keep them cheap?
**[04:15] Takiya**
Yeah, she is the type to drink
cheap liquor bit by bit.
**[04:19] Tohru**
She could cure her back if
she just ate my tail, too!
**[04:24] Elma**
No, she'd upset her stomach.
**[04:25] Tohru**
Well, there's something good for
Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world,
**[04:30] Tohru**
so I'll get it again.
**[04:31] Takiya**
I don't think that's a good idea, is it?
**[04:35] Takiya**
Are you familiar with the story
of eating the food of the dead?
**[04:39] Takiya**
If you eat the meat boiled in
a pot in the land of the dead,
**[04:43] Takiya**
you'll become a resident of that land.
**[04:46] Tohru**
You're saying I'm doing the same thing?
**[04:48] Elma**
A journey to the underworld, huh?
**[04:50] Elma**
Does that make Miss Kobayashi Persephone?
**[04:52] Takiya**
Maybe not quite Persephone,
**[04:55] Takiya**
but she's close to Demophon, isn't she?
**[04:57] Tohru**
Phew.
**[04:58] Tohru**
Some things don't work out, even if
you think it's for the best, huh?
**[05:02] Tohru**
I'll go home and revise my strategy a bit.
**[05:06] Tohru**
Mister Takiya can pay.
***SIGN*** Drunken Dragon's Den
**[05:09] Elma**
Still, I didn't think you'd be so
good at guiding one's point of view.
**[05:14] Takiya**
Well, it's just logic.
**[05:17] Takiya**
When your emotions are heightened,
you can easily overstep.
**[05:21] Takiya**
So, it's concerning.
**[05:24] Tohru**
Mister Takiya was sharp.
**[05:27] Tohru**
*Honestly, that hit me a little hard.*
**[05:31] Tohru**
* I don't see what's wrong*
* with using all your power*
**[05:34] Tohru**
*to make someone precious to you happy.*
**[05:38] Tohru**
*That's what I thought,*
**[05:40] Tohru**
*but if Miss Kobayashi doesn't want that,*
**[05:42] Tohru**
*then it's just being meddlesome.*
**[05:45] Tohru**
* I've been eating the food of this*
* world without any concern,*
**[05:50] Tohru**
*and I'm fine with that.*
**[05:52] Tohru**
* But I want Miss Kobayashi*
* to remain in this world.*
**[05:58] Tohru**
I'm home!
**[05:59] Kobayashi**
Welcome home.
**[06:02] Tohru**
Oh, you're using that?
**[06:05] Kobayashi**
This actually works pretty well.
**[06:08] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[06:12] Kobayashi**
I'm not eating it.
**[06:13] Tohru**
No, please rest your back against it.
**[06:24] Kobayashi**
This one's more effective.
**[06:28] Tohru**
Is this enough for you?
**[06:31] Kobayashi**
Yeah, this is perfect.
**[06:35] Tohru**
So that's all you want?
**[06:37] Kobayashi**
That it is.
**[06:44] Tohru**
All right. I'll do this, then.
**[06:49] Kobayashi**
I'm feeling a lot better.
**[06:51] Kobayashi**
Would you like me to massage you in return?
**[06:53] Tohru**
Huh?! Uhh, my shoulders, then?
**[06:57] Kobayashi**
Oh, because your breasts are heavy?
**[07:00] Kobayashi**
Is it because your breasts are heavy?
***SIGN*** Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)
***SIGN*** Episode 11
**[07:07] Kobayashi**
What are you writing?
**[07:10] Tohru**
A grimoire for perception blocking and such.
**[07:12] Kobayashi**
Oh, that convenient magic.
**[07:16] Tohru**
I was thinking of teaching
it to Kanna and Ilulu.
**[07:20] Kobayashi**
You really care for your
friends, huh, Tohru.
**[07:22] Tohru**
Oh, all that praise will get
you is my flesh and blood!
**[07:26] Kobayashi**
Don't give me that!
**[07:27] Tohru**
You don't need to be so
bashful, Miss Kobayashi.
**[07:39] Kobayashi**
*I knew it...*
**[07:42] Kobayashi**
Why do the lines of magic spells
**[07:44] Kobayashi**
and the lines of code in the programming
language we developed in-house...
**[07:48] Exec**
Resemble each other?
**[07:50] Kobayashi**
Yes.
**[07:51] Exec**
*That's simple.*
**[07:54] Exec**
Because it was developed by us mages.
**[07:59] Kobayashi**
Really?
**[08:01] Exec**
Are you interested in this side of things?
**[08:05] Exec**
* If so, then you probably*
* want to know at this point.*
**[08:08] Kobayashi**
Know what?
**[08:10] Exec**
Know why Tohru-sama came to our world.
**[08:15] Kobayashi**
I'll hear that from Tohru herself.
**[08:17] Exec**
Then, how about the
experiences of her family?
**[08:20] Kobayashi**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Emperor of Demise
**[08:32] Kobayashi**
Tohru's father...
**[08:34] Kobayashi**
It's been a while.
**[08:36] Kobayashi**
Why are you here?
**[08:38] Demise**
This man and I are friends.
**[08:41] Demise**
He was telling me all about
how Tohru's been doing.
**[08:44] Kobayashi**
That so?
**[08:45] Demise**
If you've come to this room,
**[08:48] Demise**
that means you're here
to ask something, right?
**[08:50] Kobayashi**
Well, yes...
**[08:52] Kobayashi**
But I'll hear it directly from
Tohru after this, as well.
**[08:57] Demise**
Mhmm,
**[09:01] Demise**
very well.
**[09:06] Demise**
The battle was never-ending.
**[09:09] Demise**
It was nothing more than a long battle
of us occasionally gathering forces,
**[09:12] Demise**
clashing against them,
and wearing ourselves out.
**[09:17] Demise**
The reason we fought was to defeat the gods
**[09:20] Demise**
and restore the world to a
state without any conductors.
**[09:24] Demise**
We bared our fangs because we hated
the thought of being controlled,
**[09:29] Demise**
and we tried to seize our freedom.
**[09:34] Demise**
At first, all dragons were
unified behind that.
**[09:37] Demise**
But as it drew on, some changed
sides and sided with the gods,
**[09:42] Demise**
and we saw some grow sick of the fighting
and refuse to take part on either side.
**[09:48] Demise**
Now those are called the Harmony
Faction and the Spectator Faction
**[09:54] Demise**
and, because of that,
**[09:57] Demise**
we too came to be called the Chaos Faction...
**[10:01] Demise**
those who would plunge
the world into chaos.
**[10:06] Demise**
We would fight for several centuries,
**[10:09] Demise**
then wait several centuries
to build up our forces.
**[10:12] Demise**
While all of that was
happening, I had a child.
**[10:17] Demise**
Her name was Tohru.
**[10:20] Demise**
Her name comes from an
author from this world.
**[10:24] Kobayashi**
You named Tohru after a
human from our world?
**[10:30] Demise**
Indeed, I did.
**[10:32] Demise**
And long ago this man here
used his clairvoyance
**[10:37] Demise**
to read that book from the future
and sell it across our world.
**[10:42] Demise**
It's what you would call plagiarism.
**[10:45] Exec**
The copyright to an author's works
disappears with time after their death, right?
**[10:49] Exec**
So it's not a problem if I sell it in another
world well before the book is ever written.
**[10:55] Exec**
I can't live without funds for my research.
**[10:58] Kobayashi**
Director...
**[11:01] Demise**
Humans...
**[11:03] Demise**
At the time I didn't think anything of them.
**[11:07] Demise**
They occasionally did amusing things
or created interesting things.
**[11:12] Demise**
That's all I thought of them.
**[11:16] Demise**
There were some among them
who worshiped the gods,
**[11:17] Woman**
Behold!
**[11:20] Demise**
but they were nothing compared
to dragons as an opposing force.
**[11:22] Woman**
Witness the grand figure
of the lord who guides us!
**[11:25] Demise**
That's why I ignored them,
**[11:29] Demise**
but it became a different
story when the humans
**[11:33] Demise**
joined forces with the Harmony Faction.
**[11:35] Demise**
Those in the Chaos Faction
began spreading the idea
**[11:39] Demise**
that humans were an evil we should destroy.
**[11:43] (Flashback) Tohru**
Father, Father, what kind
of creatures are humans?
**[11:48] (Flashback) Demise**
They're nothing but evil.
**[11:50] (Flashback) Demise**
They should be destroyed.
**[11:53] Demise**
I thought I had to go along with the
faction lest Tohru be persecuted.
**[11:59] Tohru**
Perish, rock!
**[12:00] Demise**
Tohru was stuck in the framework of dragon
society from the moment she was born,
**[12:01] Tohru**
Perish!
**[12:05] Demise**
and I also felt I had burdened her with
the fact that she was my daughter.
**[12:11] Tohru**
Perish!
**[12:13] Demise**
Perhaps the part of me which thought that
was a bad thing had been influenced by humans.
**[12:22] Demise**
So, I decided to let Tohru act freely.
**[12:27] Demise**
I wanted her to visit all kinds of places,
**[12:29] Demise**
interact with all kinds of things,
and develop her own ideas.
**[12:34] Demise**
Tohru learned anything she was
interested in without bias.
**[12:39] Demise**
I thought that she would
eventually come to question
**[12:42] Demise**
the Chaos Faction's contempt toward humans.
**[12:47] Demise**
But Tohru lost control.
**[12:50] Kobayashi**
Lost control?
**[12:51] Demise**
She stormed the gods' camp all alone.
**[12:58] Demise**
There, she was deeply wounded and
then she escaped into this world.
**[13:03] Kobayashi**
And that's when she met me.
**[13:06] Demise**
Yes.
**[13:08] Demise**
Though I was surprised, too.
**[13:10] Demise**
I never even imagined such strong bonds
could form between humans and dragons.
**[13:18] Kobayashi**
But why did Tohru do such a thing?
**[13:22] Demise**
Tohru wanted to end the fighting
more than anyone else.
**[13:29] Demise**
"If I crush the gods,
the fighting will end."
**[13:33] Demise**
That must be what she thought.
**[13:40] Kobayashi**
*Heavy.*
**[13:42] Kobayashi**
*This is damn heavy.*
**[13:45] Demise**
That's the general overview.
**[13:47] Demise**
You'll have to ask Tohru if you want
to know her feelings in detail.
**[13:52] Kobayashi**
Please tell me one thing.
**[13:54] Demise**
What's that?
**[13:56] Kobayashi**
When I met Tohru, she said
she was all alone now.
**[14:01] Kobayashi**
What do you think she meant by that?
**[14:04] Demise**
All alone?
**[14:06] Demise**
Well, I can hardly surmise Tohru's feelings.
**[14:11] Demise**
To speak from a human's point of view,
I would be a bad father.
**[14:14] Kobayashi**
* I think you're one of*
* the better ones, though.*
**[14:17] Demise**
Tohru's battle was not the will
of any faction, only her own.
**[14:22] Demise**
She fought of her own volition.
**[14:26] Demise**
Just as every dragon did
when it all first started.
**[14:31] Demise**
Well, I should go.
**[14:38] Demise**
I'll also say this:
**[14:40] Demise**
I'll never approve of you two.
**[14:45] Kobayashi**
Y-Yes.
**[14:48] Exec**
Despite what you may think,
**[14:51] Exec**
he's made several arrangements
with the God of this world for her.
**[14:54] Kobayashi**
Wow.
**[14:55] Demise**
Make sure you take proper care of
Tohru until your lifespan runs out.
**[15:02] Kobayashi**
Oh, yes, I'll watch over her.
**[15:31] Kobayashi**
I'm home.
**[15:33] Tohru**
Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[15:36] Kobayashi**
Your father came to our
company today, Tohru.
**[15:40] Kobayashi**
I heard about what happened
before you came here from him.
**[15:44] Kobayashi**
So, if you'd be okay with it that is,
**[15:49] Kobayashi**
I'm curious to hear why you came here.
**[15:53] Kobayashi**
It would be nice if you could tell me yourself,
whenever you feel like talking about it.
**[16:02] Kobayashi**
No, you don't have to force yourself.
**[16:05] Kobayashi**
If you don't want to talk about it,
that's fine, too. Honestly.
**[16:13] Tohru**
You want to know?
**[16:15] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Tohru**
Magic to look like a human?
**[16:23] Dragon**
You succeeded on the first try?
***SIGN*** Tohru
**[16:26] (Flashback) Dragon**
You really are a genius.
**[16:29] (Flashback) Dragon**
Your father said you should
go visit all kinds of places.
**[16:34] (Flashback) Dragon**
Heh, does the Emperor of Demise want
his daughter to become a Spectator?
**[16:42] Tohru**
That was how I started my journey.
**[16:49] Tohru**
Humans were everywhere I went.
**[16:53] (Flashback) Tohru**
People are so foolish.
**[16:55] (Flashback) Tohru**
They're fighting today, as well.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Tohru**
They're always fighting over
things like land or authority.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Tohru**
Though, they do create all
kinds of interesting things.
**[17:06] Tohru**
That was my impression as a dragon.
***SIGN*** Kanna Kamui
**[17:12] Kanna**
Wady Toohu.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Tohru**
I'm Tohru...
**[17:15] (Flashback) Kanna**
Tohu?
**[17:17] (Flashback) Tohru**
That's close enough.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Tohru**
But... Kanna, was it? Why do you
use magic to become human?
**[17:24] (Flashback) Kanna**
I can do lots of detailed
things with human hands.
**[17:28] (Flashback) Kanna**
Like pranks.
**[17:32] (Flashback) Tohru**
The previous Kanna Kamui?
**[17:35] (Flashback) Tohru**
What kind of pranks?
**[17:37] (Flashback) Kanna**
Collecting bugs and surprises!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Tohru**
That's childish.
**[17:46] (Flashback) Kanna**
I want attention.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Tohru**
They probably didn't have time,
with preparations for battle.
**[17:54] (Flashback) Tohru**
Even though they usually only clash
once every few centuries, if at all.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Lucoa**
I don't like fighting.
**[18:02] Tohru**
You're a coward, Quetzalcoatl.
***SIGN*** Quetzalcoatl
**[18:05] (Flashback) Tohru**
You're so strong, but you won't
participate in any battles.
**[18:08] (Flashback) Lucoa**
I hate fighting.
**[18:10] (Flashback) Lucoa**
Looking in from the outside,
it's all so pointless.
**[18:14] (Flashback) Lucoa**
Tohru, you should quit the Chaos Faction.
**[18:22] Tohru**
I'm the daughter of the Emperor of Demise,
**[18:24] Tohru**
the representative of the Chaos Faction.
**[18:27] Tohru**
If his daughter ran from the faction,
**[18:28] Tohru**
then my father's position
would be in jeopardy.
**[18:31] (Flashback) Fafnir**
Absurd!
***SIGN*** Fafnir
**[18:32] Fafnir**
If you can't live your life the way you want,
then you fail as a dragon!
**[18:37] (Flashback) Fafnir**
The fact that you were put in that
position by others must be annoying.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Tohru**
Is that how it works?
**[18:42] (Flashback) Fafnir**
You may be a dragon,
but you live too selflessly.
**[18:47] (Flashback) Fafnir**
If any stand in the way of what
you want to do, kill them all.
**[18:50] (Flashback) Fafnir**
Even if they're your parents.
**[18:53] (Flashback) Fafnir**
That's what dragons do.
**[18:55] (Flashback) Tohru**
That's extreme.
**[19:02] (Flashback) Elma**
Tohru.
***SIGN*** Elma
**[19:05] Elma**
I can't keep going with you anymore.
**[19:09] Elma**
It's over.
**[19:10] (Flashback) Tohru**
Yeah.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Elma**
Position, huh?
**[19:14] (Flashback) Elma**
You do have a point to what you've said,
**[19:17] (Flashback) Elma**
and maybe I have been getting
used by others, too.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Elma**
But I don't think that's foolish.
**[19:25] (Flashback) Elma**
Prayers are precious,
**[19:27] (Flashback) Elma**
which is why it felt good to help humans.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Tohru**
You got to eat your fill, too.
**[19:35] (Flashback) Elma**
Tohru,
**[19:36] (Flashback) Elma**
I was glad you made your own
decision to travel with me.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Tohru**
I couldn't choose anything.
**[19:54] (Flashback) Tohru**
I see.
**[19:55] Tohru**
*I didn't like it,*
**[19:58] Tohru**
*that lack of freedom.*
**[20:00] Tohru**
* I didn't want the Chaos Faction and*
* Harmony Faction to fight each other.*
**[20:04] Tohru**
*That wasn't my will.*
**[20:07] Tohru**
* It felt good having a friend*
* so close we could fight.*
**[20:10] Tohru**
*I respect my Father,*
**[20:13] Tohru**
* but the chains of being the Emperor*
* of Demise's daughter are in the way.*
**[20:17] Tohru**
*I want to live freely.*
**[20:19] Tohru**
*I want to be by myself.*
**[20:22] Tohru**
*I'm a dragon.*
**[20:24] Tohru**
*So, I'll fight and win it for myself.*
**[20:27] Tohru**
*The factions don't matter.*
**[20:29] Tohru**
*This is my personal fight.*
**[20:31] Tohru**
* I'm going to wipe these guys out and*
* break all the chains clinging to dragons.*
**[20:36] Tohru**
*I'm going to be free.*
**[20:38] Tohru**
*And then...*
**[20:39] Tohru**
*And then...?*
**[20:46] Tohru**
I didn't have anything.
**[20:49] Tohru**
Once I was all alone, I found
there was nothing I wanted to do.
**[20:54] Tohru**
Being alone, being free, was pretty scary.
**[21:10] Tohru**
That's what it was like.
**[21:12] Tohru**
Yet while I feared my
freedom, you took my hand,
**[21:16] Tohru**
and gently pulled me close.
**[21:20] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[21:22] Kobayashi**
It's similar to how I had nothing I wanted
to do after I came to the big city.
**[21:26] Tohru**
I know now, though.
**[21:28] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[21:30] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi,
**[21:34] Tohru**
I wanted to be a maid.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:20] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, I heard they'll be launching
fireworks at the summer festival.
**[23:24] Kobayashi**
Yeah, they do.
**[23:25] Tohru**
I think my breath would
be more amazing, though.
**[23:28] Kobayashi**
That would turn it into a blood festival.
**[23:29] Tohru**
But I hear the sights you see on
the verge of death are beautiful.
***SIGN*** Final Episode
***SIGN*** Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
**[23:32] Kobayashi**
Why are you competing with them?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Scorpio
***SIGN*** You'll Get Messaged By a Troll
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** Curse Them. Curse Their Predecessors Too,
And Wipe Out Their Entire Lineage!
***SIGN*** That sounds incredibly real... Have you been trolled?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Scorpio.
# E12 - Life is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2WZP/life-is-constant-change-but-its-okay-to-stop-and-appreciate-it)
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**[00:06] Kanna**
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl
**[00:08] Kanna**
the polyglutamic acid,
**[00:10] Kanna**
breaking it up into glutamic acid.
**[00:13] Ilulu**
Destruction is the essence of dragons.
**[00:16] Ilulu**
Is it ready now?
**[00:17] Kanna**
More.
**[00:19] Tohru**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:21] Kanna**
Morning, Kobayashi.
**[00:23] Ilulu**
Morning.
**[00:24] Kobayashi**
Morning.
**[00:26] Tohru**
Today I made some okra miso soup,
since it's summer.
**[00:29] Kobayashi**
Yeah, thanks.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Big Festival
**[00:31] Ilulu**
Hey, there's something called a
summer festival coming up, right?
**[00:34] Ilulu**
Take mentioned it.
**[00:35] Kanna**
Mm, I promised to go with Saikawa.
**[00:38] Ilulu**
What do you do there?
**[00:40] Kanna**
I heard they open up lots
of these things called stalls!
**[01:29] Kobayashi**
Hey, Takiya-kun.
**[01:31] Takiya**
Hmm?
**[01:32] Kobayashi**
What do you do when
relationships get serious?
**[01:35] Takiya**
Huh? Well...
**[01:37] Takiya**
Go with the flow, I guess?
**[01:42] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[01:47] Kobayashi**
I see.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Big Festival
**[01:56] Kobayashi**
* Oh, yeah, they were talking*
* about that this morning.*
**[02:00] Kobayashi**
*Guess I'll go with Tohru.*
**[02:02] Kobayashi**
*Yukata... guess I'll buy some.*
**[02:05] Kobayashi**
*I won't wear one, though.*
**[02:09] Kobayashi**
*They're already decorating.*
**[02:14] Kobayashi**
*Tohru? Why?*
**[02:17] Tohru**
The people from the shopping
district asked for my help.
**[02:20] Kobayashi**
Wow. They have a lot of faith in you.
**[02:22] Tohru**
I don't care if it's for the festival.
It's a huge bother.
**[02:26] Kobayashi**
Really? You were smiling, though.
**[02:28] Tohru**
Because that's the street you pass through.
**[02:31] Tohru**
The thought of you walking under
the decorative lights I hung up...
**[02:35] Kobayashi**
That's poetic.
**[02:36] Kobayashi**
Are you doing anything on the day of?
**[02:38] Tohru**
Apparently, the girls from the maid
café will have a stall there,
**[02:41] Tohru**
so I'll probably help them out.
**[02:43] Kobayashi**
Hmm.
**[02:45] Kobayashi**
*Lately Tohru's been doing well, hasn't she?*
**[02:50] Kobayashi**
* She's taking initiative to interact*
* with the people in this town,*
**[02:53] Kobayashi**
*she's working with them to build up trust,*
**[02:56] Kobayashi**
*and she's living up to their faith.*
**[02:58] Kobayashi**
* I guess that's easy enough to*
* do with the power of a dragon.*
**[03:03] Kobayashi**
*I think those are all good changes.*
**[03:06] Kobayashi**
*It's just...*
**[03:08] Kobayashi**
*It just makes me think about it again.*
**[03:11] Kobayashi**
* About whether or not I'm*
* worthy of Tohru's affection.*
**[03:15] Kobayashi**
*No, I guess it's a little different.*
**[03:18] Kobayashi**
* As she's started bothering me*
* less and less, I'm feeling a bit...*
**[03:22] Kobayashi**
*lonely, I think?*
**[03:25] Kobayashi**
*Well, I'll just swallow that down.*
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Big Festival
**[03:41] Kanna**
I want this one.
**[03:43] Kobayashi**
Yeah, it's cute.
**[03:45] Kanna**
Yay!
**[03:46] Ilulu**
Kobayashi!
**[03:47] Ilulu**
How about this one?
**[03:49] Kobayashi**
I think that'll look good on you, Ilulu.
**[03:51] Ilulu**
I see.
**[03:52] Kanna**
What about you?
Aren't you wearing a yukata?
**[03:55] Kobayashi**
Hmm, no, I'm fine.
**[03:57] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[03:58] Tohru**
Which one do you think is best?
**[04:00] Kobayashi**
You should choose the one you like most.
**[04:02] Tohru**
I want you to pick for me!
**[04:05] Kobayashi**
Huh? Then...
**[04:07] Kobayashi**
Eenie meenie miney mo,
**[04:10] Kobayashi**
ask God in Heaven if he knows...
**[04:13] Kobayashi**
Okay, this one.
**[04:17] Tohru**
I'll never do what that bastard says!
**[04:19] Tohru**
I'm getting this one!
**[04:20] Kobayashi**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Skewers
***SIGN*** Candied
Apples
***SIGN*** Salted
Beef
Tongue
Skewers
***SIGN*** Pork
Rib
Skewers
***SIGN*** Local
Chicken
Skewers
**[04:32] Kobayashi**
You're excited, Elma.
**[04:34] Elma**
I love festivals!
**[04:36] Kobayashi**
What were festivals like in your world?
**[04:39] Elma**
Uhh, if I recall...
**[04:40] Elma**
There was whole roasted pig, baked chicken,
**[04:42] Kobayashi**
*She only remembers the food.*
**[04:43] Elma**
grape juice, and this and
that and the other...
**[04:45] Kanna**
Oh, there's Lady Tohru!
**[04:47] Tohru**
Here you go, our maid café's
special omelet rice!
**[04:50] Kanna**
Lady Tohru!
**[04:53] Tohru**
Ohh, you came by.
**[04:55] Kobayashi**
Why are you dressed like a festival
leader instead of a maid?
**[04:59] Tohru**
Huh? Maid outfits are hard
to move around in, right?
**[05:02] Kobayashi**
*You went and said it, you bastard...*
***SIGN*** Omelet Rice 400 yen
**[05:04] Tohru**
What matters most is the heart!
**[05:06] Elma**
Omelet rice! Give me one, too!
**[05:08] Tohru**
Please wait in line for it.
**[05:10] Elma**
Hmm?
***SIGN*** End of the Line Starts Here
***SIGN*** Beef Steak Skewers
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[05:13] Ilulu**
You're popular.
**[05:16] Elma**
If I line up here, I might miss out
on eating the grilled corn, grilled squid,
**[05:18] Elma**
okonomiyaki, candied apples,
and all kinds of other food!
**[05:22] Tohru**
You're hopeless.
**[05:24] Tohru**
I'll bring you some as a
souvenir when I get off.
**[05:27] Elma**
Really?!
**[05:28] Elma**
Tohru, you're such a good person!
**[05:29] Tohru**
Is it worth crying over?
**[05:31] Tohru**
Oh, I'll be getting off in a hour.
**[05:34] Kobayashi**
Got it.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Pharmacy
***SIGN*** Tatsuda Butchery
***SIGN*** Oborozuka
Fishmonger
**[05:53] Elma**
I can't get enough of the
smell of this soy sauce.
**[05:56] Kobayashi**
Good for you.
**[05:57] Lucoa**
Hey, hey.
**[05:59] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san, Shouta-kun.
**[06:01] Shouta**
Good evening.
**[06:02] Lucoa**
Festivals are great, aren't they?
**[06:05] Kobayashi**
Really?
**[06:06] Lucoa**
Yeah, though they're
a little different here.
**[06:09] Elma**
In our original world many festivals
were held to celebrate the gods.
**[06:12] Kobayashi**
Wow. Lately those sentiments have
been declining here in Japan.
**[06:16] Elma**
Celebrating the gods made security
tight and dragons couldn't get close.
**[06:20] Lucoa**
Yeah.
**[06:21] Lucoa**
In the big country up north they
held a big festival in the spring.
**[06:25] Elma**
Yeah, it was hard to pass through
there during that season.
**[06:28] Lucoa**
The gods actually came down for it, too.
**[06:28] Kobayashi**
*Local talk...*
**[06:30] Kobayashi**
*I can't jump in at all.*
**[06:32] Kobayashi**
* It's fun to hear stories*
* about another world,*
**[06:35] Kobayashi**
*but I feel kind of alienated.*
**[06:37] Kobayashi**
*Well, I'll just swallow that down.*
**[06:42] Saikawa**
Amazing!
**[06:45] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, your yukata's so cute!
**[06:49] Kanna**
Your yukata's cute, too, Saikawa.
**[06:56] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, let's come to the
festival together next year, too.
**[06:59] Kanna**
Mmm.
**[07:00] Saikawa**
Let's come together when we're all grown up
and even after we become grannies!
**[07:07] Kanna**
Saikawa.
**[07:08] Kanna**
Live a long life.
**[07:09] Saikawa**
Huh? Yeah, I will?
**[07:14] Saikawa**
You and I are BFFs! BFFs!
***SIGN*** Melon Ramune
**[07:23] Ilulu**
This is a great place.
**[07:25] Ilulu**
Kids are smiling!
**[07:27] Take**
You always act like a kid,
**[07:29] Take**
but every now and then you
act way more mature than me.
**[07:34] Take**
It won't fall down!
**[07:37] Ilulu**
Take, I'm being tricked into being here.
**[07:40] Take**
Tricked into it?
**[07:42] Ilulu**
I was told I had to be an adult.
**[07:45] Ilulu**
I thought I could never
go back to being a kid,
**[07:49] Ilulu**
but Kobayashi enticed me.
**[07:51] Ilulu**
She said it was okay to be a kid again.
**[07:55] Take**
Hmm...
**[07:57] Take**
And yet the mature version
of you is still there, too.
**[08:00] Ilulu**
You think?
**[08:01] Take**
Well, if that's how it is,
then I'll trick you, too.
**[08:04] Sign**
Baby Castella
**[08:04] Take**
I'll let you be a kid!
**[08:09] Take**
Yeah!
**[08:10] Ilulu**
Then...
**[08:11] Ilulu**
I guess I'll make you an adult, Take!
**[08:14] Take**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[08:16] Ilulu**
Oh, did you just look at my breasts?
**[08:18] Ilulu**
Wow, pervert!
**[08:19] Take**
You precocious brat!
**[08:21] Lucoa**
Those who knew the old you would
be shocked to see you now.
**[08:25] Elma**
You're one to talk, Lucoa.
**[08:28] Elma**
To think a goddess would be content
with being someone's familiar.
**[08:32] Lucoa**
I'm doing that because I want to.
**[08:34] Lucoa**
If you're not having fun,
you're missing out.
**[08:36] Elma**
Yeah, that's true.
**[08:38] Kobayashi**
Shouta-kun, do you like Lucoa-san?
**[08:41] Shouta**
Wh-What's this out of the blue?!
**[08:42] Kobayashi**
Well...
**[08:43] Kobayashi**
Say for example that Lucoa-san got friendly
with your friends or classmates.
**[08:50] Kobayashi**
What would you think when you saw that?
**[08:57] Kobayashi**
Oh, sorry.
**[08:58] Kobayashi**
You don't need to say anything.
**[08:59] Kobayashi**
You don't need to say anything.
**[09:01] Kobayashi**
*That's right.*
**[09:02] Kobayashi**
*Of course he'd feel uncomfortable.*
**[09:08] Elma**
Where are you going?
**[09:10] Kobayashi**
It's been an hour.
**[09:15] Tohru**
Huh? Miss Kobayashi?
**[09:17] Tohru**
I was just about to go look for you.
***SIGN*** Fortune Drawing
***SIGN*** Skewers
**[09:20] Kobayashi**
You look good in your yukata.
**[09:22] Tohru**
Thank you so much!
**[09:24] Tohru**
Is everyone over there?
**[09:29] Kobayashi**
Hey...
**[09:33] Kobayashi**
Let's walk around, just the two of us.
**[09:42] Tohru**
Gladly!
**[09:44] Tohru**
What's gotten into you, Miss Kobayashi?
***SIGN*** Special Fried Squid
**[09:47] Tohru**
Oh, have you finally come
to understand my charms?
**[09:52] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[09:53] Tohru**
What?!
**[09:54] Kobayashi**
You're one of the strongest dragons,
capable of fighting even the gods.
**[09:58] Kobayashi**
But here, you're able to make friends
with anyone when you feel like it.
**[10:03] Kobayashi**
Lately I've been thinking,
after hearing about your past.
**[10:07] Kobayashi**
Is it really okay for me to be loved
by such an incredible person?
***SIGN*** Goldfish Scooping
**[10:11] Tohru**
You've been thinking about that?
**[10:14] Tohru**
I suppose I did share a few
too many heavy stories.
**[10:17] Kobayashi**
You're living with me like
it's perfectly natural,
**[10:21] Kobayashi**
but the things you've had to shoulder...
**[10:24] Kobayashi**
And yeah, you're a dragon, too,
**[10:27] Kobayashi**
so what is this whole situation?
**[10:30] Kobayashi**
That's been spinning in my head.
**[10:32] Tohru**
So...?
**[10:35] Kobayashi**
It's fine, the way things are now,
**[10:37] Kobayashi**
as much trouble as it can be.
**[10:40] Tohru**
Huh...
***SIGN*** Horiuchi Butchery
**[10:42] Kobayashi**
Well, that was my decision,
**[10:46] Kobayashi**
but I want to know how you feel, Tohru.
**[10:49] Tohru**
How I feel?
**[10:53] Tohru**
I love you, Miss Kobayashi.
**[10:55] Tohru**
Though I do feel that...
**[10:58] Tohru**
I'm better than you, than all humans,
really, in many respects.
**[11:03] Tohru**
Of course I am.
**[11:05] Tohru**
I'm a dragon and I also take pride in that.
**[11:08] Tohru**
I've been in places where
you have to risk death
**[11:11] Tohru**
and put everything on the line
to prove your superiority.
***SIGN*** Crepes
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Buttered Potatoes
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bananas
**[11:14] Tohru**
But my heart...
**[11:16] Tohru**
When it comes to the heart,
there is no way to prove that.
**[11:19] Tohru**
Is it better if you're
more suited to fighting?
**[11:21] Tohru**
If you're more beautiful?
**[11:23] Tohru**
If you're smarter?
**[11:25] Tohru**
I was always trying to be those things.
**[11:28] Tohru**
I was always wishing I could be those things.
**[11:30] Tohru**
I was trying to be an adult,
**[11:33] Tohru**
but I didn't have to try to be anything.
**[11:36] Tohru**
It was okay to just be myself.
**[11:40] Tohru**
You're the one who made me
realize that, Miss Kobayashi.
**[11:44] Kobayashi**
There you go, giving me
too much credit again.
**[11:47] Tohru**
It makes me happy that you're
so unaware of it yourself,
**[11:51] Tohru**
because it means you're someone
who saved me just that easily.
**[11:56] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[11:58] Tohru**
I love you.
**[12:06] Tohru**
For now and forevermore.
**[12:37] Kobayashi**
Tohru.
**[12:38] Tohru**
Yes?!
**[12:40] Kobayashi**
You're clingy.
**[12:41] Tohru**
Huh?!
**[12:50] Takiya**
Do you have any photos
of the summer festival?
**[12:52] Kobayashi**
I do. Want to see?
**[13:02] Takiya**
Yeah, I can tell you had fun.
**[13:05] Kobayashi**
Right?
***SIGN*** Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
***SIGN*** Final Episode
**[13:14] Lucoa**
Hey, want to go flower viewing?
**[13:22] Kobayashi**
It's the middle of summer.
What are you talking about?
**[13:25] Lucoa**
I know someone whose flesh
turns into flowers.
**[13:29] Lucoa**
They shared some with me, but it wouldn't
be right to enjoy them all by myself.
**[13:34] Kobayashi**
Flesh into flowers?
**[13:36] Tohru**
Why not?
**[13:37] Tohru**
I'll run the flower viewing
so Miss Kobayashi can enjoy it!
**[13:41] Kobayashi**
Why are you so into this?
**[13:44] Tohru**
Come on, what's wrong with flower viewing?
**[13:48] Tohru**
Oh, do you need more somen broth?
**[13:56] Kobayashi**
Wow.
**[13:58] Kobayashi**
This is all flesh, huh?
**[14:00] Kobayashi**
It looks just like cherry blossoms.
**[14:02] Lucoa**
Pretty, isn't it?
**[14:04] Takiya**
Okay, I brought the drinks, too,
**[14:07] Takiya**
so shall we get started?
**[14:08] Kobayashi**
Yeah.
**[14:11] Tohru**
Then by your leave, I'll begin
the opening as the organizer.
**[14:14] Tohru**
Thank you all for gathering here today
for Miss Kobayashi's flower viewing.
**[14:20] Tohru**
We have several recreations prepared
for Miss Kobayashi to enjoy,
**[14:24] Tohru**
so please lend your assistance with them.
**[14:26] Kobayashi**
This is making me uncomfortable, so stop!
**[14:35] Elma**
Sakura mochi's so good.
**[14:44] Kobayashi**
This is nice.
**[14:46] Kobayashi**
There's something much more satisfying
about drinking while enjoying nature.
**[14:51] Tohru**
Enjoying nature?
**[14:54] Tohru**
You make it sound like humans
are separate from nature.
**[14:58] Kobayashi**
True.
**[14:59] Kobayashi**
Maybe that's just what happens
**[15:01] Kobayashi**
when we try to seek objective beauty
and share it with each other.
**[15:04] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[15:05] Kobayashi**
Huh?
**[15:07] Kobayashi**
Now this is bad.
**[15:08] Kobayashi**
Why did you even come?
**[15:09] Takiya**
No, this is the real
pleasure of these events.
**[15:12] Fafnir**
Takiya, don't get distracted!
**[15:14] Fafnir**
We have to work together to sever its tail!
**[15:16] Fafnir**
We're relying on you!
**[15:17] Kobayashi**
You have incredible faith
in each other in that game.
**[15:21] Kobayashi**
You're with them, too, Shouta-kun?
**[15:23] Shouta**
I mean, it's only women over there,
so I feel awkward.
**[15:27] Kobayashi**
Guess that's a good point.
**[15:28] Elma**
What's this, boy? You're bored?
**[15:31] Kobayashi**
Elma.
**[15:31] Elma**
All right, I'll strip down and help.
**[15:40] Fafnir**
What are you doing?
**[15:42] Elma**
I heard it was common to perform
a thing or two at events like these.
**[15:46] Elma**
After some research, I decided
this was the best one.
**[15:48] Takiya**
You went all out for it.
**[15:50] Kobayashi**
That's for specific old
men to do, not a woman...
**[15:55] Kobayashi**
Or... I guess he really likes it!
**[15:56] Kobayashi**
And Tohru...
**[15:59] Tohru**
Pathetic!
**[16:00] Kobayashi**
...likes it for a different reason.
**[16:03] Kanna**
Next time I'll do that for Saikawa!
**[16:05] Ilulu**
I'll show it to Take, too.
**[16:07] Kobayashi**
Please don't.
**[16:09] Tohru**
Okay! Now everyone's getting excited!
**[16:12] Tohru**
We're going to have a competition,
**[16:13] Tohru**
so please draw lots to
determine the brackets.
**[16:16] Ilulu**
Competition?
**[16:17] Tohru**
An arm wrestling competition!
**[16:19] Ilulu**
Did you draw the image on that box?
**[16:22] Kanna**
You're so good, Lady Tohru!
**[16:24] Kobayashi**
I'm not participating in that, am I?
**[16:26] Tohru**
You'll be our judge, Miss Kobayashi!
**[16:28] Kobayashi**
I see.
**[16:32] Tohru**
Come on. You, too, Mr. Fafnir.
**[16:35] Fafnir**
Tch!
**[16:36] Tohru**
Heave, ho!
**[16:42] Kobayashi**
Okay, first round.
**[16:44] Kobayashi**
Takiya-kun versus Ilulu.
**[16:46] Kobayashi**
Takiya-kun, are you doing this?
**[16:48] Takiya**
Huh? Yeah, might as well.
**[16:50] Kobayashi**
Whatever.
**[16:53] Kobayashi**
Ready? Ready, Go!
**[17:05] Takiya**
I might have broken bones.
**[17:07] Tohru**
Oh, that's all you walked away with?
**[17:09] Ilulu**
Will he be okay?
**[17:11] Kobayashi**
Takiya-kun's surprisingly reckless, huh?
**[17:14] Kobayashi**
Okay, round two is Kanna-chan versus Lucoa-san.
**[17:18] Kobayashi**
Ready,
**[17:20] Kobayashi**
go!
**[17:23] Kobayashi**
Lucoa-san wins.
**[17:25] Kobayashi**
Kanna-chan, you can't use both hands.
**[17:27] Kanna**
Oh!
**[17:30] Fafnir**
You doing this?
**[17:31] Shouta**
I'm not!
**[17:33] Lucoa**
Shouta-kun, you can do it!
**[17:34] Shouta**
**[17:59] Tohru**
If I can just defeat you...
**[18:03] Elma**
Tohru was expected, but Lucoa, huh?
**[18:06] Kobayashi**
I thought Faf-san would make it.
**[18:09] Fafnir**
Don't call me that.
**[18:10] Tohru**
Maybe you got rusty from
holing up all the time?
**[18:13] Fafnir**
Stuff it.
**[18:14] Lucoa**
That reminds me.
**[18:16] Lucoa**
I think this is the first time you and I
have fought one-on-one, even in a game.
**[18:21] Tohru**
That might be how you see it.
**[18:24] Lucoa**
Shall we take this seriously, then?
**[18:36] Tohru**
*Sh-She's strong!*
**[18:39] Tohru**
*I'm going to lose!*
**[18:42] Shouta**
Tohru-san, you can do it!
**[18:44] Lucoa**
*Huh?!*
**[18:44] Lucoa**
*Not me?!*
**[18:46] Tohru**
Now!
**[18:51] Kobayashi**
Winner, Tohru!
**[18:53] Tohru**
Yay!
**[18:55] Kanna**
Lady Tohru!
**[18:57] Ilulu**
Impressive.
**[18:58] Lucoa**
Shouta, why...?
**[19:01] Tohru**
I bribed him.
**[19:02] Shouta**
She did.
**[19:03] Tohru**
Here, your magic crystal.
**[19:05] Lucoa**
No way!
**[19:07] Kobayashi**
Best maid Tohru won!
**[19:10] Tohru**
Yay!
**[19:34] Kobayashi**
Whoa.
**[19:46] Tohru**
You really do enjoy
drinking, Miss Kobayashi.
**[19:50] Kobayashi**
You want a drink, too?
**[19:52] Tohru**
Huh? Oh, yes, I'll have some.
**[20:04] Kobayashi**
Good, right?
**[20:05] Tohru**
It is good.
**[20:07] Kobayashi**
This feels nice.
**[20:10] Tohru**
Yes, it does.
**[20:12] Tohru**
The sun is starting to set a little.
**[20:15] Kobayashi**
Yeah, it is.
**[20:16] ---**
Belly dance...
**[20:19] Tohru**
You're back to work again tomorrow, right?
**[20:22] Kobayashi**
Yeah,
**[20:25] Kobayashi**
but...
**[20:27] Kobayashi**
Well, forget about it.
**[20:29] Kobayashi**
We don't have to worry about that now.
**[20:36] Tohru**
Right.
**[20:49] Tohru**
Okay, the party's in full swing!
Liquor's flowing!
**[20:53] Kobayashi**
I've got a bad feeling...
**[20:55] Elma**
What's up?
**[20:56] Tohru**
Cherry blossoms are fluttering
and the perfect witnesses are all here!
**[21:02] Tohru**
Time for today's main event!
**[21:04] Tohru**
I'd like to hold the wedding ceremony
for me and Miss Kobayashi!
**[21:14] Elma**
What?!
**[21:14] Kanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Congratulations!
**[21:19] Kobayashi**
What is this?
**[21:20] Tohru**
Now, Miss Kobayashi, here's
your change of clothes.
**[21:24] Kobayashi**
Whoa, what? What?
**[21:34] Tohru**
Come on, Miss Kobayashi.
**[21:41] Tohru**
Please say you love me.
**[21:48] Kobayashi**
I...
**[21:49] Tohru**
You?
**[21:51] Kobayashi**
I...
**[21:53] Tohru**
Yes!
**[21:55] Kobayashi**
Idiot!
**[22:02] Tohru**
Ah! Miss Kobayashi!
**[22:04] Elma**
We can't let this tyranny stand!
**[22:06] Elma**
Let's rescue Kobayashi!
**[22:09] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, that's not fair!
**[22:11] Ilulu**
I want to be bound to Kobayashi, too!
**[22:23] Shouta**
According to this magic crystal,
this wedding ceremony will...
**[22:26] Lucoa**
Let's give them our blessings.
**[22:30] Takiya**
Good grief, I can't turn a blind
eye to my coworker's crisis.
**[22:38] Fafnir**
Hmph. Good grief.
**[22:46] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[22:48] Tohru**
I'm a dragon,
**[22:49] Tohru**
and I'm saying I'm willing to conduct a
ritual according to your human values!
**[22:54] Tohru**
Though, if you're saying there's no
longer any need for such a thing,
**[22:57] Tohru**
that also works!
**[23:00] Elma**
What selfish nonsense are
you spouting, you idiot?!
**[23:25] Tohru**
I won't let you get away, Miss Kobayashi!
***SIGN*** End
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Libra
***SIGN*** A Libra Will Definitely Make It Happen
***SIGN*** Lucky Advice
***SIGN*** It's pointless to hide in a shelter,
because I'll just wipe them all out.
***SIGN*** You'll force me!?
***SIGN*** This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
***SIGN*** Libra.
# E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGE901/japanese-hospitality-the-attendant-is-a-dragon)
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:23] Kanna**
Chloe!
**[00:25] Chloe**
Kanna!
**[00:29] Chloe**
I've missed you!
**[00:31] Kanna**
Me, too.
**[00:33] Chloe**
Who are these ladies?
**[00:34] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[00:36] Kanna**
Lady Tohru.
**[00:37] Kanna**
Ilulu.
**[00:38] Kobayashi**
Hello.
**[00:39] Chloe**
Hello.
**[00:41] Chloe**
So you're Kobayashi?
**[00:44] Kobayashi**
Hmm?
**[00:45] Ilulu**
Hey, hey, let's hurry up!
**[00:48] Kanna**
Let's go.
**[00:49] Chloe**
Kanna, hold on!
**[00:52] Tohru**
Hey now, running is dangerous.
**[00:55] Kanna**
Okay.
**[02:29] Ilulu**
Where did you come from?
**[02:31] Chloe**
Minnesota in America.
**[02:33] Ilulu**
Minnesota? What's that? Is it tasty?
**[02:36] Kanna**
So cliche.
**[02:39] Kobayashi**
Hey, Tohru.
**[02:40] Tohru**
What is it, Miss Kobayashi?
**[02:42] Kobayashi**
How is Chloe speaking fluent Japanese?
**[02:46] Tohru**
Oh, I cast a spell on her.
**[02:49] Kobayashi**
I knew it.
**[02:50] Kobayashi**
Well, whatever.
**[02:51] Kobayashi**
So, where is this heading now?
**[02:54] Tohru**
Akihabara.
**[02:56] Kobayashi**
Akiba?
**[02:57] Tohru**
Yes.
**[02:58] Tohru**
I prepared a perfect hospitality plan,
just as you requested!
**[03:03] Kobayashi**
Oh?
**[03:10] Ilulu**
Look!
**[03:11] Ilulu**
We're racing over the ocean!
**[03:13] Kanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Akihabara Radio Hall
**[03:23] Takiya**
Yo. Hello.
**[03:24] Fafnir**
Hmph.
**[03:25] Tohru**
I called in experts on this district.
**[03:27] Kobayashi**
Already passing it all off onto others?
**[03:29] Takiya**
Man, I was happy to accept
a request from Tohru-chan!
**[03:34] Kobayashi**
Thank you, too, Faf-san.
**[03:36] Fafnir**
Don't call me Faf-san.
**[03:37] Chloe**
Who are those people?
**[03:39] Kanna**
Kobayashi's friends.
**[03:41] Chloe**
Wow. Does she have a lot of friends?
**[03:44] Kanna**
Lots.
**[03:46] Chloe**
Wow.
***SIGN*** Miss
***SIGN*** Center
**[03:51] Chloe**
This is a VR game, right?
**[03:53] Chloe**
I've wanted to try one of these!
**[03:54] Fafnir**
What are you just standing there for?
**[03:56] Fafnir**
Prepare for battle.
**[03:57] Ilulu**
What is this?
**[03:59] Ilulu**
Whoa! What's this?!
**[04:02] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi! The whole scenery changed!
**[04:17] Chloe**
It feels real!
**[04:19] Chloe**
This is incredible!
**[04:22] Ilulu**
This is fun!
**[04:24] Kanna**
Pleasing.
**[04:26] Fafnir**
Here they come!
**[04:34] Fafnir**
Hmph.
**[04:34] Fafnir**
Get him before he takes you down!
**[04:39] Tohru**
No tricks needed!
**[04:43] Fafnir**
A small one's coming your way!
**[04:45] Tohru**
What is with this weak weapon?!
**[04:48] Tohru**
It's irritating me!
**[04:49] Kanna**
They got me!
**[04:52] Chloe**
How dare you do that to Kanna!
**[04:53] Ilulu**
We'll avenge you!
**[04:55] Kobayashi**
It's quite surreal watching from outside.
**[04:57] Takiya**
I'm glad they're all enjoying themselves.
***SIGN*** Ko
***SIGN*** Akihabara Gacchapon
**[05:04] Kobayashi**
Incredible.
**[05:06] Takiya**
I thought this might be
more fun for the children.
**[05:09] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:11] Tohru**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Everyone Was a Dragon... 3
**[05:14] Tohru**
All of them dressing like humans!
**[05:16] Tohru**
Have they no pride as dragons?!
**[05:20] Kobayashi**
You're one to talk.
**[05:23] Kobayashi**
What's that?
**[05:24] Ilulu**
Figured I'd give one to Take.
***SIGN*** Breast Cleavage
**[05:27] Kobayashi**
That directly targets their libido.
***SIGN*** Small Breasts
**[05:32] Kobayashi**
What?! You have a problem with that?!
***SIGN*** Ninja Tool
Accessories
**[05:38] Chloe**
Kanna! This looks fun!
**[05:43] Chloe**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Deep-Fried Bugs
**[05:45] Kanna**
It looks yummy.
**[05:46] Chloe**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** ba
**[05:49] Elma**
You're late. Jeez.
**[05:51] Kobayashi**
Huh? It's Elma.
**[05:53] Tohru**
Well, I didn't like asking for her help,
**[05:56] Tohru**
but when it comes to food, Elma's the one.
**[05:58] Tohru**
Not that I like it.
**[06:00] Elma**
That's quite the statement
after asking for a favor.
**[06:03] Tohru**
Listen closely, Miss Chloe.
**[06:04] Tohru**
This woman is a shame upon
Japan... no, upon the world!
**[06:08] Elma**
Who are you calling the
world's biggest glutton?!
**[06:11] Tohru**
No one even said that at all!
**[06:14] Elma**
What?!
**[06:15] Tohru**
You want to fight?!
**[06:16] Chloe**
So this is a Japanese couple!
**[06:20] Both**
No, we're not!
**[06:21] Chloe**
I'm sorry!
**[06:23] Tohru**
Come on, hurry up and show us the way!
**[06:27] Elma**
I don't need you to tell me that!
**[06:29] Tohru**
Don't go disappointing us!
**[06:31] Elma**
I'll surprise you all!
**[06:33] Chloe**
They're just not honest
with each other.
**[06:35] Kobayashi**
Isn't that the truth.
***SIGN*** ya
***SIGN*** Fruit Parlor Momomo
**[06:37] Elma**
Here it is, here!
**[06:39] Kobayashi**
Wow, and where are we?
**[06:40] Elma**
It's the cotton candy shop
everyone's talking about!
**[06:42] Elma**
It's really popular!
**[06:44] Tohru**
You just wanted to come here yourself.
**[06:46] Elma**
Grk!
**[06:47] Elma**
Well, I can't deny that,
**[06:50] Elma**
but more importantly—
**[06:54] Three**
Whoa.
**[06:57] Three**
I want to eat that, too!
**[06:59] Kobayashi**
All right, all right.
**[07:05] Elma**
So fluffy!
**[07:08] Three**
So fluffy!
**[07:09] Chloe**
It's so delicious!
**[07:11] Chloe**
How would you express this in Japanese?
***SIGN*** That's wicked.
***SIGN*** That's wicked.
**[07:17] Chloe**
That's wicket?
***SIGN*** shi
**[07:23] Ilulu**
That's wicked.
**[07:24] Both**
That's wicked.
**[07:24] Both**
That's wicket.
***SIGN*** 's
**[07:27] Chloe**
That's wicket.
**[07:29] Both**
That's wicked.
***SIGN*** Dr
**[07:30] Chloe**
Let's go there next!
**[07:32] Chloe**
It's cute!
**[07:33] Kanna**
It's cute.
**[07:34] Elma**
Let's go, then!
**[07:35] Kids**
Yeah!
**[07:38] Tohru**
Even Elma's joined in with them.
**[07:40] Tohru**
She's just like a child.
**[07:41] Kobayashi**
What's wrong with her being excited?
**[07:43] Kobayashi**
She seems to be having fun.
**[07:46] Kobayashi**
What's that creepy laugh for?
**[07:49] Tohru**
We're like a family on the weekend!
**[07:53] Kobayashi**
You're heavy.
**[07:56] Kobayashi**
Well, it's getting late.
Shall we head home?
**[07:59] Three**
Ehh?
**[08:01] Kanna**
I want to play more.
**[08:02] Tohru**
Come on, don't make trouble
for Miss Kobayashi.
**[08:06] Elma**
Wh-Why don't we come
here again tomorrow?
**[08:09] Elma**
There are still some shops I'd
love to g— introduce you to!
**[08:13] Tohru**
We've enjoyed plenty.
**[08:15] Tohru**
Thank you very much.
**[08:17] Tohru**
Please have fun by yourself tomorrow.
**[08:20] Elma**
It tastes better when you
enjoy it with everyone!
**[08:22] Tohru**
Are you trying to turn
Miss Chloe into a pig?!
**[08:25] Elma**
What's that?!
**[08:26] Tohru**
Don't give me that!
**[08:27] Ilulu**
There they go again.
**[08:29] Kobayashi**
Yes, yes, we're leaving now.
**[08:32] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, please wait for me!
**[08:35] Elma**
F-Fine then, I'll let you go this time!
**[08:38] Chloe**
Wow. She sure knows how
to handle them, huh?
**[08:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi's top dog.
**[08:44] Ilulu**
Hey, hey, Kobayashi,
**[08:46] Ilulu**
what are we doing tomorrow?
**[08:48] Kobayashi**
Hmm.
**[08:50] Kobayashi**
Is there anywhere you'd
like to go, Chloe-chan?
**[08:55] Chloe**
Going out somewhere is nice,
**[08:59] Chloe**
but I also want to know what
Kanna's ordinary day is like!
**[09:02] Kanna**
Hmm?
***SIGN*** Extra Episode
***SIGN*** Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
**[09:11] Saikawa**
Kanna-shwan!
**[09:15] Saikawa**
Hmm?
**[09:19] Chloe**
Huh?
**[09:21] Saikawa**
Who is that woman?!
**[09:24] Kanna**
Chloe. A friend.
**[09:26] Chloe**
Well, that's true.
**[09:28] Chloe**
You could even call us partners.
**[09:32] Saikawa**
I-I'm Kanna-san's number one friend!
**[09:36] Saikawa**
Her best friend! Her BFF!
**[09:39] Saikawa**
What is your relationship with her?
**[09:41] Chloe**
We met in New York.
**[09:43] Saikawa**
New York?!
**[09:44] Saikawa**
When did she get a local wife?
***SIGN*** Local wife?
**[09:47] Chloe**
And who might you be?
**[09:50] Kanna**
Saikawa. A friend.
**[09:53] Chloe**
Oh, so you're Saikawa.
**[09:56] Chloe**
I've heard about you.
**[10:00] Chloe**
I'm Chloe.
**[10:02] Chloe**
If you're okay with it, let's be friends!
**[10:04] Saikawa**
*Huh?*
**[10:06] Saikawa**
*What is this feeling of closeness?*
**[10:09] Saikawa**
*But...*
**[10:10] Saikawa**
* But, but when I look closely,*
* this girl is super cute!*
**[10:15] Saikawa**
*She's a good girl, too!*
**[10:18] Saikawa**
W-Well, I guess we can play together.
**[10:21] Chloe**
Really?! I'm so happy!
**[10:26] Kanna**
Good friends!
**[10:29] Kobayashi**
Simplegon.
**[10:30] Tohru**
She's not a dragon, though.
***SIGN*** a
**[10:34] Kanna**
Be careful, Chloe.
**[10:35] Kanna**
If you fall, it's a penalty game.
**[10:39] Saikawa**
You're good at this.
**[10:40] Chloe**
I like running around!
**[10:44] Saikawa**
It's too early to relax, though!
**[10:50] Saikawa**
I'm up next.
**[10:56] Saikawa**
Okay. You're up next, Chloe-san.
**[11:11] Saikawa**
You're not bad!
**[11:12] Chloe**
Of course!
**[11:15] Chloe**
What's wrong?
**[11:17] Kanna**
There's no more path.
**[11:19] Chloe**
Does that mean it's over?
**[11:24] Kanna**
Manholes are okay!
**[11:26] Chloe**
Really?
**[11:27] Saikawa**
There.
**[11:29] Chloe**
Hah!
**[11:33] Chloe**
I'm falling!
**[11:34] Kanna**
Come closer.
**[11:40] Saikawa**
I-I'm sorry!
**[11:44] Kanna**
Chloe, penalty game.
**[11:46] Chloe**
Eh?!
**[11:51] Chloe**
What is this?!
**[11:54] Chloe**
Why, you...!
***SIGN*** go
**[12:00] Saikawa**
This is the school we attend.
***SIGN*** Pool Open
**[12:03] Saikawa**
We go in through here,
**[12:05] Saikawa**
and then we have class here.
**[12:09] Kanna**
This is my seat.
**[12:10] Chloe**
Wow, so this where you spend your days?
**[12:16] Chloe**
Wow! There really is a pool at your school!
**[12:20] Saikawa**
Come on, let's go.
**[12:22] Chloe**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Kobayashi
**[12:28] Kanna**
Pool!
***SIGN*** Saikawa
**[12:32] Kanna**
Saikawa.
**[12:33] Kanna**
Where's Chloe?
**[12:36] Saikawa**
I wonder if she's late because she had
to borrow a swimsuit from the teacher.
**[12:47] Hachisuka**
Wow! It's a blondie!
***SIGN*** Hachisuka
***SIGN*** Kuroda
**[12:49] Kuroda**
Black ships landing!
***SIGN*** Kuramoto
**[12:51] Kuramoto**
I can hear this going viral!
**[12:54] Chloe**
Sorry for the wait.
**[12:54] Hachisuka**
A blonde rich girl!
**[12:56] Chloe**
Does it look weird?
**[12:58] Saikawa**
Hey, boys! You're being annoying!
**[13:00] Saikawa**
You give her any weird looks
and I'll kill you, got it?!
**[13:02] Hachisuka**
We weren't doing that.
**[13:04] Saikawa**
Liar! You were just leering at her!
**[13:06] Hachisuka**
Why, you...! We weren't!
**[13:07] Kanna**
Chloe, let's swim.
**[13:09] ---**
Huh? As if!
**[13:11] Choe**
Actually, I can't swim very well.
**[13:16] Kanna**
That's fine.
**[13:18] Kanna**
We'll teach you.
**[13:57] Chloe**
That was so fun!
**[14:00] Chloe**
Huh? Where's Saikawa?
**[14:02] Kanna**
Bathroom.
**[14:03] Chloe**
I see.
**[14:06] Chloe**
Kanna, I have a good idea.
**[14:16] Chloe**
Well? Does it look good on us?
**[14:19] Saikawa**
So jealoutrageous!
**[14:20] Chloe**
Let's go like this today!
***SIGN*** n
**[14:24] Saikawa**
This is my home.
**[14:26] Saikawa**
Now, what should we play?
**[14:30] Saikawa**
Oh, how about this?
**[14:32] Chloe**
I'm great at this game!
**[14:34] Chloe**
I don't lose, even to my Papa!
**[14:37] Kanna**
I won't lose!
**[14:39] Voice**
First player. Right hand, blue.
**[14:41] Chloe**
Okay.
**[14:42] Voice**
Second player. Left leg, black.
**[14:46] Chloe**
Kanna, can you raise your
hips a little more?
**[14:50] Chloe**
Just a little more.
**[14:52] Kanna**
Got it.
***SIGN*** Ma
***SIGN*** Oboro Shop
***SIGN*** Candy Games
**[14:56] Kanna**
Good afternoon.
**[14:57] Chloe**
Hi, Ilulu! We came to play.
**[15:00] Ilulu**
Oh, I was waiting for you.
**[15:02] Taketo**
Friends of yours?
**[15:03] Ilulu**
She's been staying with us since yesterday.
**[15:06] Chloe**
I'm Chloe. I'm from Minnesota.
**[15:09] Chloe**
Nice to meet you.
**[15:10] Kanna**
Chloe, over here.
**[15:13] Taketo**
M-Minnesota? You mean America?
**[15:16] Taketo**
Wait, isn't her Japanese really good?
**[15:19] Ilulu**
That's true.
**[15:20] Kanna**
This. And this, too.
**[15:23] Chloe**
They're all things I've never seen before.
**[15:26] Chloe**
What kind of candy is that?
***SIGN*** Super Sour Peach
**[15:28] Saikawa**
Every one out of three is
a dud that's verrrry sour!
**[15:32] Chloe**
So it's Russian Roulette!
**[15:34] Chloe**
Sounds fun!
***SIGN*** Fluffy, Crack!
***SIGN*** Cotton Bang!
**[15:36] Chloe**
Then what's this?
**[15:37] Kanna**
It's fluffy like a cloud and sweet.
**[15:40] Kanna**
Or so you think, until it explodes.
**[15:42] Chloe**
Explodes?!
**[15:44] Chloe**
And what's that?
**[15:45] Kanna**
That's a good one.
**[15:46] Saikawa**
There's a good one over here, too!
**[15:47] Ilulu**
Friends really are great, aren't they?
**[15:49] Taketo**
What do you mean? You have friends, too.
**[15:54] Ilulu**
All the more reason I was once again
thinking about how nice they are.
**[16:04] Chloe**
That man likes Ilulu, doesn't he?
**[16:06] Taketo**
Dummy! I do not!
**[16:09] Ilulu**
That's not it.
**[16:11] Ilulu**
Take likes my boobs.
**[16:14] Taketo**
I told you, that's not it!
***SIGN*** id
***SIGN*** Hand-Held
***SIGN*** Fireworks
**[16:21] Kanna**
Kobayashi, done yet?
**[16:23] Kobayashi**
Not yet. Go ahead and wait on the roof.
**[16:27] Kanna**
Okay!
**[16:29] Kanna**
Fireworks, fireworks!
**[16:31] Tohru**
Ah, Kanna, could you take
this food up with you, too?
**[16:35] Kanna**
Roger!
**[16:39] Kobayashi**
Could you raise your arms?
**[16:41] Chloe**
Like this?
**[16:44] Kobayashi**
There.
**[16:47] Chloe**
Hey, Kobayashi?
**[16:49] Kobayashi**
What?
**[16:50] Chloe**
Kobayashi, do you know
that Kanna's a dragon?
**[16:55] Kobayashi**
Yeah, I know.
**[16:59] Chloe**
Are you a dragon, too?
**[17:02] Kobayashi**
No, no, just a normal human.
**[17:05] Chloe**
Then... you're not family?
**[17:07] Chloe**
Why are you living with Kanna?
**[17:10] Kobayashi**
Hmm. It's just how things
turned out, I guess?
**[17:13] Chloe**
What's it like living with a dragon?
**[17:16] Kobayashi**
Hmm, I guess it's like taking care
of someone here on a home-stay?
**[17:20] Chloe**
Home-stay?
**[17:21] Kobayashi**
In that sense, it's similar
to looking after you, Chloe.
**[17:25] Chloe**
Huh?
**[17:25] Chloe**
Then am I dragon, too?
**[17:28] Kobayashi**
Maybe so.
**[17:30] Kobayashi**
There, all done.
**[17:33] Chloe**
It's lovely!
**[17:35] Kobayashi**
Shall we go?
**[17:36] Chloe**
Yeah!
**[17:41] Kanna**
Give me a light, too.
**[17:44] Chloe**
Of course!
**[17:46] Kanna**
Oh!
**[17:47] Saikawa**
Chloe-san, me, too! Me, too!
**[17:50] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi, everything's ready.
**[17:53] Kobayashi**
Thanks.
**[17:54] Kobayashi**
Everyone else should be here soon, I think.
**[17:58] Elma**
Thanks for inviting us over!
**[18:00] Kobayashi**
Welcome!
**[18:01] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san, here. Beer.
**[18:04] Kobayashi**
Oh!
**[18:05] Ilulu**
Take, I want to do some fireworks, too!
**[18:08] Tohru**
Miss Lucoa, good evening.
**[18:10] Lucoa**
Mmm, thanks for inviting us.
**[18:13] Tohru**
You, too, Shouta.
**[18:14] Shouta**
Thanks for having me.
**[18:15] Elma**
I came as well, you know.
**[18:17] Tohru**
Ahh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and sit somewhere.
**[18:20] Elma**
Hey! Why the different treatment?!
**[18:23] Kobayashi**
Yes, yes.
**[18:25] Kobayashi**
Okay, shall we get started, then?
**[18:27] All**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Beauty of Style Maid England Class
***SIGN*** Victorian Era Cute
***SIGN*** Middle Class
Maid-Style Moe
***SIGN*** Ladies' Maids
***SIGN*** Work Classic
**[19:04] Saikawa**
Kanna-san won, then.
**[19:06] Kanna**
V! Ah.
**[19:10] Saikawa**
I'll go get new fireworks!
**[19:16] Chloe**
Hey, Kanna, are there
other dragons here, too?
**[19:20] Kanna**
Over there.
**[19:24] Chloe**
Eh? Really?!
**[19:25] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[19:26] Kanna**
But Kobayashi is different.
**[19:39] Kanna**
Chloe, did you have fun?
**[19:42] Chloe**
Yes, it was the best two days ever!
**[19:45] Chloe**
They're all great friends.
**[19:47] Kanna**
Mhmm. I love them all.
**[19:52] Chloe**
Kobayashi is incredible, isn't she?
**[19:55] Chloe**
There are so many dragons around her.
**[19:58] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[19:59] Kanna**
Kobayashi's go go dragons.
**[20:02] Chloe**
Go go?
**[20:03] Kanna**
Yeah, go go dragons.
**[20:09] Kanna**
Good night.
**[20:13] Chloe**
Good night.
**[20:28] Saikawa**
You have— You have to come
back to play again, okay?
**[20:35] Chloe**
Of course.
**[20:37] Kanna**
Here.
**[20:38] Chloe**
What's this?
**[20:40] Kanna**
A pair.
**[20:47] Chloe**
Kobayashi, I had fun.
**[20:50] Chloe**
Thank you.
**[20:51] Kobayashi**
Yeah. We had fun, too.
**[20:54] Chloe**
Next time I run away
from home, I'll come here.
**[20:57] Kobayashi**
Well, that would be complicated.
**[21:02] Chloe**
Well, I'm going now, okay?
**[21:09] Chloe**
See you again!
**[21:22] Kobayashi**
Chloe-chan is similar to you, Tohru.
**[21:26] Tohru**
Huh? How so?
**[21:29] Kobayashi**
The way she gets perplexed by
the differences in culture,
**[21:33] Kobayashi**
and the way she works hard to try
and learn more about others, I think?
**[21:39] Tohru**
Then that girl's a dragon, too.
**[21:43] Kobayashi**
I told her the same thing.
**[21:50] Chloe**
*Hey, hey, when I spoke to Papa about Japan,*
**[21:54] Chloe**
*he said he wanted to visit, too!*
**[21:56] Kanna**
Oh!
**[21:58] Saikawa**
*When are you coming next?*
**[21:59] Saikawa**
*We'll welcome you anytime!*
**[22:01] Kanna**
I want to play more next time!
**[22:03] Chloe**
*Of course!*
**[22:04] Chloe**
*Next time I'll come visit for a whole month!*
**[22:07] Kobayashi**
Those girls.