Season 2 - Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid S
- E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
- E2 - Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
- E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
- E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
- E5 - Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
- E6 - Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
- E7 - Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
- E8 - The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
- E9 - There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
- E10 - Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
- E11 - Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)
- E12 - Life is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
- E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
E1 - New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
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[00:00] Kobayashi
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[00:00] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
[00:02] Tohru
I'm the ultimate maid, aren't I?
SIGN Tohru
SIGN Maid
[00:05] Kobayashi
Of course you're not, but what's up?
SIGN Miss Kobayashi
[00:08] Tohru
No, I think I am the ultimate maid.
[00:12] Kobayashi
I told you, you're not.
[00:13] Tohru
I found this book.
SIGN Maid Café Open!
SIGN Welcoming you with the best maids
[00:15] Kobayashi
Maid café opening?
SIGN Welcoming you with the best maids
[00:17] Kobayashi
That's rather close.
[00:18] Tohru
They say they'll welcome
you with the best maids!
[00:21] Tohru
The best maids?!
[00:23] Tohru
How can they make such
false claims without me!
[00:28] Kobayashi
Yeah, no one should make false claims.
[00:31] Kobayashi
The dragon in front of me
is doing that right now, though.
SIGN Actually a Dragon
[00:35] Tohru
For now, I'll turn them into ash from
which nothing will grow with my cursed flames.
[00:40] Kobayashi
Literally burning love?!
[00:44] Kobayashi
No, you better not do that.
[00:46] Tohru
Regardless!
[00:46] Tohru
I'm going to scout out the enemy!
[00:50] Kobayashi
Is she okay?
[00:53] Tohru
I'm back home.
[00:55] Kobayashi
Welcome home.
[00:56] Kobayashi
How was it?
[00:57] Kobayashi
You didn't do anything, did you?
[00:59] Tohru
Somehow, I wound up working there!
[01:01] Kobayashi
How?!
SIGN Because I'm
[02:37] Tohru
I proudly stormed the enemy's evil den.
[02:41] Kobayashi
Evil den?
[02:42] (Flashback) Tohru
Pardon me!
[02:43] (Flashback) Maid1
Oh, my. Are you here to interview for a job?
[02:46] (Flashback) Maid2
You're awfully motivated,
wearing a maid outfit already.
[02:49] (Flashback) Maid3
You're so pretty, too.
[02:51] (Flashback) Owner
You've conquered me with your zeal.
[02:53] (Flashback) Owner
You're hired!
[02:54] (Flashback) All
Yay!
[02:55] Tohru
So, I returned victorious!
[02:58] Kobayashi
Is that maid café going to be okay?
[03:00] Tohru
Well, I have had a lot of free time on my
hands lately while you and Kanna are gone.
[03:05] Kobayashi
You're like a wife getting a
part-time job because she's bored!
[03:07] Kobayashi
So, you are going to try working, then?
[03:10] Kobayashi
Will you be okay?
[03:11] Tohru
What are you talking about?
[03:12] Tohru
I work as a maid every day.
[03:15] Tohru
I'm used to it!
[03:17] Kobayashi
No.
[03:17] Kobayashi
Tohru, I may work at a company now,
[03:21] Kobayashi
but when I lived with my parents
I worked at a restaurant.
[03:24] Kobayashi
So, listen.
[03:25] Kobayashi
You shouldn't underestimate
the service industry.
[03:27] Tohru
M-Miss Kobayashi?!
[03:28] Kobayashi
The cosplay maids at maid cafés
go against my personal principles,
[03:32] Kobayashi
but their spirit of service
is worthy of respect.
[03:36] Kobayashi
This is a good opportunity, Tohru.
[03:38] Kobayashi
You should go learn about
the service industry.
[03:40] Tohru
You're making me kind of scared now.
SIGN Several Days Later...
[03:43] Kobayashi
Well,
[03:44] Kobayashi
it's been some time since then,
[03:46] Kobayashi
so I wonder if Tohru is
doing a good job at work.
SIGN Kanna Kamui (Actually a Dragon)
[03:48] Kanna
Kobayashi, you're a worrywart.
[03:51] Kobayashi
Is this it?
[03:52] Maid4
Welcome home, Master.
[03:55] Kobayashi
Oh!
[03:56] Maid4
And young lady.
[03:57] Kanna
Oh!
[03:58] Kanna
There're so many people like Lady Tohru!
[04:01] Kobayashi
Looks like this maid café
went with plain style maids.
[04:06] Kobayashi
People don't use the word
moe very much anymore,
[04:09] Kobayashi
but they've kept the spirit of those times.
[04:12] Kobayashi
Now, the menu...
[04:13] Kobayashi
Yeah!
[04:14] Kobayashi
This is also true to those roots.
[04:16] Kobayashi
There's a special service
with every menu item.
[04:19] Kobayashi
I'm betting the magic chants like
"Turn delicious, moemoe kyun"
[04:21] Kobayashi
are different for each one.
[04:23] Kanna
You know a lot, Kobayashi.
[04:25] Kobayashi
Just between you and me,
[04:28] Kobayashi
long ago I tried to work
in a café like this.
[04:32] Kobayashi
It didn't work.
[04:33] Kobayashi
It didn't work out.
[04:34] Kanna
I don't get it, but poor you.
[04:37] Kobayashi
More importantly, where's Tohru?
[04:38] Kanna
Back there.
[04:47] Tohru
Table 10, order's up!
[04:48] Maid2
On it!
[04:49] Tohru
I'm running low on plates,
so lay them out, lay them out!
[04:51] Maid2
Right away!
[05:03] Maid1
That's incredible skill!
[05:04] Maid1
Way to go, Head Chef!
[05:06] Maid2
You're really a huge help, Head Chef!
[05:08] Maid3
Head Chef Tohru-sama!
[05:09] Tohru
No, no, it's thanks to you
all working efficiently...
[05:14] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[05:16] Tohru
You came to see me?!
[05:17] Kobayashi
You're doing a splendid job.
[05:19] Kobayashi
I'm surprised.
[05:21] Tohru
You see that?
[05:22] Tohru
It's easy for me to handle!
[05:25] Tohru
I've taken another step forward as a maid...
[05:27] Tohru
As a maid...
[05:30] Tohru
I'm not working as a maid at all!
[05:33] Kobayashi
Yeah, you're the chef.
[05:34] Tohru
Hold on, I'll go ask someone
on the floor to swap with me!
[05:36] Kobayashi
No, I think they put you
in the right position.
[05:39] Tohru
No, it's the right position
for a volcanic dragon!
[05:43] Tohru
Please go out and come back in again!
[05:45] Kobayashi
Eh?
[05:46] Maid4
Turn delicious.
[05:48] Kanna
It's good.
[05:49] Tohru
Welcome, Miss Kobayashi!
[05:52] Kobayashi
Tch, it's supposed to be Master!
[05:54] Maid1
When Head Chef first started
on the floor she said,
[05:57] Maid1
"I refuse to call anyone but
Miss Kobayashi 'Master'!"
[06:00] Kobayashi
Wait, she doesn't even
call me Master, though.
[06:03] Tohru
Please have a seat over here!
[06:05] Kobayashi
Now I can finally order.
[06:09] Kanna
Omelet rice! Omelet rice!
[06:11] Kobayashi
Okay, two omelet rices.
[06:13] Tohru
Yes, coming right up!
[06:17] Tohru
Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
[06:20] Kobayashi
Be cute about it.
[06:21] Tohru
Of course!
[06:23] Tohru
I call upon the Shadow King
that rules over this world,
[06:26] Tohru
make this the greatest it can
be with these dark arts!
[06:29] Tohru
I beseech thee for abundance
and quality worth praise!
[06:32] Tohru
Change its value and bring forth
another monument to your glory!
[06:35] Tohru
Let my magic spread like
mud and bring corruption,
[06:38] Tohru
let my principles erode the world
and bring a deluge of madness!
[06:41] Tohru
Replace the genuine with falsehood!
[06:46] Tohru
Turn delicious, moemoe kyun!
[06:54] Tohru
Okay, now it's delicious.
[06:56] Tohru
Please eat up.
[06:58] Kobayashi
That was actual magic! A curse, in fact!
[07:00] Kanna
It's good.
[07:01] Kobayashi
Bring me the Head Chef!
[07:03] Tohru
Hello!
[07:04] Tohru
I'm the Head Chef, Maid, and Dragon, Tohru!
[07:13] Tohru
She has the skills, at least.
Only the skills.
[07:16] Tohru
Though, I really don't want to be anyone
but Miss Kobayashi's maid, so I'm quitting.
[07:22] Maids
You can't!
[07:23] Tohru
Huh?
[07:23] Maid1
You can't do that!
[07:25] Maid2
Our café's already famous for the
taste of your food, Head Chef!
[07:29] Maid3
There are so many posts spreading about it
through word of mouth on the net!
[07:32] Maid2
Head Chef!
[07:32] Maid3
Head Chef!
[07:33] Maid1
Head Chef!
[07:35] Tohru
Uhh, then...
[07:37] Tohru
I'll teach you the magic chant
to make food delicious.
[07:41] Tohru
Listen closely.
[07:42] Tohru
For a human to do it, you'll have
to draw this magic circle first...
[07:49] Maid4
Welcome home, Master.
[07:51] Takiya
Oh, this is a nice café.
[07:54] Takiya
Okay, we'll take two omelet rices.
[07:56] Maid4
Coming right up.
[07:57] Maid4
Now I'll cast a spell to make it delicious!
[08:01] Maid4
I call upon the Shadow King
that rules over this world,
[08:04] Maid4
make this the greatest it
can be with these dark arts!
SIGN Takiya Makoto
[08:05] Takiya
This is an awfully unique maid café!
[08:07] Maid 4
I beseech you for abundance and quality!
SIGN Eatery Reviews
SIGN Ate Bookmarked
SIGN Closest Station: Oborozuka Station
SIGN Cost: 650+ yen Closed On: -
SIGN The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
SIGN I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came
second as long as I could enjoy the girls. However... Read More
SIGN Deliciousness You Can't Taste Elsewhere
SIGN I had my own biases, but the food was surprisingly good, and I never thought... Read More
SIGN The Head Chef's Cooking Was Really Delicious.
SIGN I underestimated it because it was a maid café. I thought the food came second as long as I could enjoy the girls.
SIGN However, their most popular dish, the omelet rice, tasted better than any other restaurant's omelet rice.
SIGN Too Delicious for a Maid Café! Practically—
SIGN Omelet Rice Was Superb!
SIGN food was delicious!
SIGN omelet rice
[08:24] Tohru
As a maid, not a chef!
[08:26] Tohru
Where are the reviews about me as a maid?!
[08:29] Kobayashi
Don't break my mouse, okay?
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN New Dragon, Ilulu! (Please Be Nice to Her Again)
[08:38] Announcer
We predict sudden changes
in the weather patterns,
[08:40] Kobayashi
Ahhn.
[08:40] Announcer
so please pay attention
to future weather reports.
SIGN Early This Morning Unexplained Landslide
SIGN Landslide, No One Injured
[08:44] Announcer
Next up is the news.
[08:46] Announcer
Early this morning there
was a large-scale landslide.
[08:50] Announcer
It looks like the earth was sliced away,
[08:52] Kobayashi
That's where I met you, Tohru.
[08:52] Announcer
and there are many unexplained aspects,
[08:55] Announcer
so the local government advises
people to stay away from the scene.
[08:56] Tohru
How could they do that to our precious spot!
[08:59] Announcer
The city has already
requested an investigation
[08:59] Tohru
I'll find the culprit and send them
to Gehenna, then Jahannam,
[09:01] Announcer
and aid for restoration from the
prefecture and national government.
[09:02] Tohru
and finally feed them to Amam!
[09:04] Announcer
An emergency meeting has been called
between local, prefectural, and national officials—
[09:04] Kobayashi
But the only ones who could
do something like that are...
SIGN Fafnir (Actually a Dragon)
[09:08] Fafnir
I was reviewing the calls and responses
for a game event at that time.
SIGN Magatsuchi Shouta
[09:13] Shouta
Lucoa's been out of the
country since yesterday.
[09:16] Shouta
We're bound by... by my magic power,
[09:19] Shouta
so I can tell where she is.
SIGN Elma (Actually a Dragon)
[09:22] Elma
Taiyaki! It's so good!
[09:29] Elma
What are you doing here
out of the blue, Tohru?!
[09:31] Tohru
You're the culprit!
[09:32] Elma
What are you talking about?!
[09:33] Kobayashi
On today's news there was a mountain that...
[09:37] Elma
Oh, yeah. I was curious about that, too!
[09:41] Kobayashi
It wasn't you either?
[09:42] Elma
I just assumed Tohru had done that.
[09:44] Tohru
No, I didn't!
[09:45] Kobayashi
Hold on.
[09:46] Kobayashi
Then, that means it was some dragon
other than the ones we know?
[09:49] Tohru
There aren't that many who
could break my barrier.
[09:52] Kobayashi
Then... who?
[09:54] Ilulu
Me.
SIGN Ilulu
[10:04] Ilulu
Good afternoon.
[10:07] Tohru
Ilulu.
[10:12] Ilulu
What a pretty city.
[10:15] Ilulu
People laughing.
[10:18] Ilulu
With so many here, you could enjoy
all the destruction you wanted.
[10:22] Ilulu
Yet here you are, a chaos dragon
laughing with humans.
[10:25] Ilulu
I was watching because
I was a little curious,
[10:28] Ilulu
but now I'm sick of it. So forget it.
[10:30] Ilulu
Long and short,
[10:32] Ilulu
you're an enemy!
[10:37] Tohru
Tch!
[10:41] Kobayashi
Who is that?
[10:42] Elma
Ilulu.
[10:43] Elma
She's with the most radical
wing of the chaos faction.
[10:45] Elma
She just plain loves destruction.
[10:47] Elma
I'm sure she followed Tohru here.
SIGN Also followed Tohru here
[10:50] Elma
See, what did I just tell you?
[10:51] Elma
She's planning to destroy this world.
[10:54] Kobayashi
Well, still...
[10:55] Kobayashi
Tohru will do something about her.
[10:57] Elma
Miss Kobayashi, Ilulu's might
is only slightly below Tohru's.
[11:00] Elma
If the two of them fight,
they'll destroy this whole region.
[11:03] Kobayashi
She'll do something about that, too.
[11:05] Elma
You believe in Tohru?
[11:07] Kobayashi
Well,
[11:08] Kobayashi
that's really
[11:10] Kobayashi
all I can do.
[11:11] Kobayashi
So, I'll just do that.
[11:15] Tohru
Destruction isn't allowed in this world.
[11:18] Ilulu
What are you saying?
[11:19] Ilulu
I'm with the chaos faction.
[11:21] Tohru
If you can't abide by that,
I'll blast you back to whence you came.
[11:24] Ilulu
I'm more than happy to fight.
[11:27] Ilulu
Attacks like that won't affect me.
[11:38] Tohru
Oh, no! The city!
[11:45] Tohru
Hot!
[11:48] Tohru
Ow!
[11:49] Kobayashi
Uhh, is she struggling?
[11:51] Elma
Tohru is trying to protect
the city while fighting.
[11:54] Elma
She's at a disadvantage.
[11:56] Kobayashi
You're not going to help her?
[11:58] Elma
Me?
[12:00] Elma
I'm with the harmony faction.
[12:02] Elma
Normally, Tohru and I would be enemies.
[12:03] Kobayashi
Huh?
[12:04] Elma
I have put up a barrier to keep humans away,
[12:06] Elma
but that's just to avoid trouble.
[12:08] Kobayashi
What about the other dragons?
[12:10] Elma
Sir Fafnir would tell her
to clean up her own mess.
[12:14] Elma
Lady Lucoa is with the spectator faction,
so she won't intervene.
[12:17] Elma
Kanna wouldn't be strong enough.
[12:20] Elma
If she defeats Tohru,
then I'll fight, as well.
[12:23] Elma
I'll try to protect both you and this city.
[12:25] Kobayashi
But then, Tohru would be...
[12:32] Kobayashi
Even if I believe in her,
[12:34] Kobayashi
if that doesn't give her strength,
it's no different than doing nothing.
[12:39] Kobayashi
But that's all I can—
[12:42] Kobayashi
Elma!
[12:44] Elma
Miss Kobayashi, if you're asking
me to aid Tohru, I can't.
[12:48] Kobayashi
Pudding!
[12:48] Elma
Wait! You can't just buy me off with...
[12:51] Kobayashi
Cream puffs!
[12:52] Kobayashi
Coffee jelly!
[12:54] Kobayashi
Chocolate cake!
[12:55] Kobayashi
Maple syrup pancakes!
[12:57] Kobayashi
All the sweets you can eat!
[13:14] Tohru
Ow.
[13:18] Ilulu
I hit you with thirty shots of flaming acid.
[13:21] Ilulu
I landed several good
blows with my claws, too.
[13:25] Ilulu
And all that earns is an ow?
[13:26] Ilulu
Well, I'm stumped.
[13:28] Ilulu
I can't think of a way to kill you.
[13:30] Tohru
Me, neither.
[13:32] Tohru
If I attack you all-out,
the city will be destroyed.
[13:35] Tohru
But I can't defeat you otherwise.
[13:38] Tohru
Your attacks are starting
to get irritating, too!
[13:41] Tohru
But I have to protect the city!
[13:44] Tohru
I'm ready to explode
[13:46] Tohru
and take everything with me.
[13:48] Ilulu
You're bluffing.
[13:51] Kobayashi
Tohru!
[13:52] Kobayashi
Elma's put up a barrier!
[13:55] Elma
Only because Miss Kobayashi
made a deal with me!
[14:00] Ilulu
So, what?
[14:03] Ilulu
That's disgusting,
acting all friendly with humans.
[14:06] Ilulu
We're just getting started!
[14:08] Ilulu
Now to destroy this world with my true form!
[14:33] Tohru
That was a close call.
[14:36] Tohru
I didn't take that much damage,
[14:39] Tohru
but I nearly forgot I had
to protect the city, too.
[14:43] Tohru
For a moment I almost thought I could
just let everyone but Miss Kobayashi die.
[14:48] Tohru
But then I wouldn't be able
to stay in this world.
[14:54] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, umm...
[15:10] Kobayashi
Shall we go home?
[15:14] Tohru
Yes.
[15:19] Tohru
I can try as hard as I must.
[15:21] Tohru
If it means staying with Miss Kobayashi,
[15:24] Tohru
I can break any obstacles
that stand in my way.
[15:36] Ilulu
That human...
[15:38] Ilulu
She got Elma to act and saved Tohru.
[15:42] Ilulu
Humans are our enemies.
[15:44] Ilulu
That's what we were taught, but...
[15:48] Ilulu
I want to know...
[15:50] Ilulu
about that human...
SIGN Quetzalcoatl (Actually a Dragon)
[15:57] Lucoa
Huh? Me? Me who?
[16:00] Lucoa
Oh, yeah.
[16:03] Lucoa
A cold? Hmm.
[16:05] Lucoa
The train?
[16:06] Lucoa
Your bag? Yeah.
[16:11] Lucoa
Compensation?
[16:12] Lucoa
By today?
[16:13] Lucoa
Two million?
[16:20] Lucoa
Oh, that's terrible.
[16:34] Ilulu
It was hard enough getting the gate open.
[16:37] Ilulu
I'm surprised Tohru so easily pulls
off something that draining.
[16:43] Kobayashi
The last train, huh?
[16:45] Kobayashi
I guess I could have Tohru come pick me up.
[16:49] Kobayashi
You.
[16:50] Ilulu
The human called Kobayashi.
[16:52] Ilulu
Why are you living with a dragon?
[16:55] Kobayashi
Because Tohru chose to fit my lifestyle,
not because I did anything.
[17:00] Ilulu
Aren't you afraid?
[17:02] Tohru
Fear me!
[17:03] Kobayashi
Well, not when she's that cute.
[17:07] Ilulu
So...
[17:10] Ilulu
She makes you horny?
[17:11] Street
Stop
[17:11] Kobayashi
Huh?
[17:12] Ilulu
You're in love with Tohru's human form.
[17:15] Ilulu
That's why you're fine?
[17:16] Kobayashi
Huh?
[17:18] Kobayashi
No, no, what are you talking about?
[17:20] Ilulu
A strong denial.
[17:22] Ilulu
Suspicious.
[17:22] Kobayashi
That's not it!
[17:24] Ilulu
Then...
[17:29] Kobayashi
What is this? Wow...
[17:32] Ilulu
Well?
[17:33] Ilulu
You're only human in the end.
[17:35] Ilulu
You can't resist your desires.
[17:37] Ilulu
Now, let your pitiful
male instincts run free!
[17:41] Ilulu
You want to be loved, right?
[17:43] Ilulu
Tonight you can unleash your lusts on me.
[17:45] Ilulu
Go on.
[17:46] Ilulu
Go on, go on.
[17:48] Kobayashi
I'm a woman!
[17:49] Ilulu
Ow!
[17:51] Kobayashi
Cut the crap!
[17:52] Kobayashi
I'll unleash flames of rage and resentment
on those huge lumps of fat every day!
[17:58] Kobayashi
Ahh, the last train's about to leave!
SIGN Tatsunokuchi Station
[18:00] Ilulu
Ah, wait!
[18:03] Announcer
Please do not rush onto the
train while doors are closing.
[18:17] Kobayashi
What?
[18:18] Kobayashi
Haven't caused enough commotion?
[18:23] Ilulu
I can't accept you.
[18:25] Ilulu
Humans and dragons can't coexist.
[18:30] Ilulu
When they're together
their differences cause suffering,
[18:32] Ilulu
and as that suffering continues
it breeds hatred for others.
[18:35] Ilulu
Respect turns to envy
[18:37] Ilulu
and eventually creates pain.
[18:41] Ilulu
What Tohru feels for you is
nothing more than curiosity.
[18:46] Ilulu
When that finally runs out...
[18:50] Ilulu
Don't sleep!
[18:52] Kobayashi
Oh, it's fine.
[18:54] Kobayashi
I was listening, I was listening.
[18:55] Ilulu
Liar!
[18:56] Kobayashi
You were talking about the differences
between species or something, right?
[19:00] Kobayashi
You said you can't accept me, right?
[19:02] Kobayashi
So, is there something you want a
human like me to do to satisfy you?
[19:06] Ilulu
Correct your understanding!
[19:11] Kobayashi
I'll borrow your own words
to say my piece, then.
[19:16] Kobayashi
When we enjoy our differences
[19:17] Kobayashi
and that enjoyment continues,
it breeds love for others.
[19:20] Kobayashi
Respect is joined by trust
[19:22] Kobayashi
and eventually creates bonds.
[19:25] Kobayashi
I would say that's what I
feel in my life with Tohru.
[19:29] Ilulu
That's just a convenient interpretation!
[19:31] Ilulu
There are still tragedies, too!
[19:32] Ilulu
You're just glossing over
it with pretty words!
[19:36] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[19:38] Kobayashi
We do fight and hurt each other,
[19:41] Kobayashi
but I turn a blind eye to that
[19:43] Kobayashi
and I don't care if it gets
buried under something ugly.
[19:46] Kobayashi
Even if I don't properly
understand her feelings,
[19:49] Kobayashi
I've done what I can to respond to them,
[19:51] Kobayashi
and we manage.
[19:52] Kobayashi
That's the kind of person I am.
[19:54] Ilulu
Is that how you humans think?
[19:57] Kobayashi
No. It's how I, Kobayashi, think.
[20:01] Kobayashi
Don't you distinguish between
how you and other dragons think?
[20:06] Ilulu
There's no need to.
[20:08] Ilulu
They're the same.
[20:09] Kobayashi
Really?
[20:11] Kobayashi
But the dragon who came up with
what dragons should think
[20:15] Kobayashi
wasn't you, was it?
[20:36] Ilulu
You can spout your pretty words,
but you're still a human.
[20:39] Ilulu
It didn't work because you're a woman.
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[20:48] Kobayashi
Whoa.
[20:52] Kobayashi
I guess Ilulu left?
[20:55] Kobayashi
Huh?
[21:04] Kobayashi
What is this?
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[21:43] Takiya
Faf-kun?
[21:46] Takiya
The fate of mankind
[21:48] Takiya
is in jeopardy!
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[23:22] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, it's started again!
[23:25] Tohru
The story of the love between you and me!
[23:28] Kobayashi
There was a new dragon, though?
[23:30] Tohru
She won't appear anymore.
[23:31] Kobayashi
That's not true.
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E2 - Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
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[00:01] (Flashback) Dragon1
Ilulu.
[00:03] (Flashback) Dragon1
Ilulu.
[00:05] (Flashback) Dragon1
Were you playing with humans again?
[00:07] (Flashback) Ilulu
Yeah.
[00:08] (Flashback) Ilulu
Humans are nice, so I love them!
[00:11] (Flashback) Dragon1
I see.
[00:12] (Flashback) Dragon1
Perhaps it is time we
consider coexisting, then.
[00:17] (Flashback) Dragon2
Bad news!
[00:18] (Flashback) Dragon2
The humans are attacking the dragon village!
[00:21] (Flashback) Dragon3
This always happens when we stay quiet.
[00:26] (Flashback) Dragon3
Damn humans!
[00:27] (Flashback) Dragon3
They will pay!
[00:29] (Flashback) Ilulu
Where's Mom and Dad?
[00:31] (Flashback) Dragon2
I'm sorry, dear.
[00:33] (Flashback) Ilulu
Does this mean I can't
play with humans anymore?
[00:35] (Flashback) Dragon2
Of course it does!
[00:37] (Flashback) Dragon2
The humans are the ones who
took your parents from you!
[00:41] (Flashback) Dragon3
Humans are our enemy!
[00:43] (Flashback) Dragon3
There will never be
understanding between us!
[02:22] Kobayashi
Good.
[02:23] Kobayashi
Everyone's asleep.
[02:27] Kobayashi
I can't believe the first one I'd see aside
from my father's would be my own...
[02:35] Tohru
Oh, welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
[02:38] Tohru
Jeez, please say something
if you're going to be late.
[02:41] Kobayashi
Oh, yeah. Sorry.
[02:43] Tohru
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
[02:45] Tohru
Your face is bright red.
[02:47] Kobayashi
Huh?
[02:48] Tohru
Do you have a cold?
[02:50] Kobayashi
I-I'm fine!
[02:53] Kobayashi
Huh? Why?!
[02:55] Kobayashi
Why is my heart racing because
Tohru looks like this?!
[02:57] Kobayashi
Does this mean I'm lusting after Tohru?
[03:01] Kobayashi
Just put your clothes on.
[03:03] Tohru
Okay.
[03:07] Ilulu
Kobayashi,
[03:08] Ilulu
now that you've become a man,
[03:10] Ilulu
you'll show your true colors in no time!
[03:13] Ilulu
Now, show me!
[03:15] Ilulu
Show me how shallow humans are!
[03:17] Kobayashi
I bet that's what she's thinking.
[03:20] Kobayashi
I'm betting Ilulu used magic
to turn me into a guy.
[03:23] Kobayashi
I just hope I go back to normal with time.
[03:29] Kobayashi
I don't know what Ilulu
hopes to get out of me,
[03:33] Kobayashi
but I need to keep a clear head.
[03:48] Kobayashi
K-Kanna-chan?!
[03:51] Kanna
Good morning, Kobayashi.
[03:54] Kobayashi
What's wrong?
[03:55] Kanna
I thought you'd be cold in the morning.
[03:58] Kobayashi
I-I'm awake already, okay?
[04:05] Kobayashi
At this point, I have no
idea what might happen.
[04:10] Kobayashi
I'll need to keep some
distance from the others.
[04:13] Kobayashi
I wonder if Tohru could fix this.
[04:15] Tohru
Huh?! Miss Kobayashi's become a male?!
[04:18] Tohru
Let's do it, then!
[04:19] Tohru
Let's get on with preserving our species!
[04:22] Kobayashi
That's dangerous.
[04:24] TVMan
Okay, let's ride the canoe to adventure!
[04:26] Kobayashi
What are you watching?
[04:27] TVMan
Everyone watching at home
come along with us, too!
[04:27] Kanna
Clinky Clang.
[04:29] Kanna
Oh!
[04:31] TVMan
Are you all ready?
[04:33] TVMan
Let's go!
[04:33] Kids
Go!
[04:35] Both
Oh!
[04:35] Kobayashi
Oh?
[04:36] TVMan
Now, paddle, paddle!
[04:38] Both
Yeah!
[04:40] TVMan
It's a waterfall! Everyone, huddle up!
[04:46] Kobayashi
This is normal between women.
[04:49] Kobayashi
I-I can take it.
[04:50] Kobayashi
I won't be controlled by
some crazy instincts.
[04:54] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[04:56] Kobayashi
Don't hug me for no reason!
[04:58] Kanna
Kobayashi!
[04:59] Kobayashi
Don't frolic on me!
[05:01] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[05:03] Kobayashi
I said, don't hug me for no reason!
[05:04] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[05:05] Kobayashi
No!
[05:14] Kobayashi
Was her contact always this intense?
[05:19] Kobayashi
Phew.
[05:20] Kobayashi
Thank goodness, it's gotten smaller.
[05:24] Kobayashi
I knew Ilulu had to be weakened
after her battle with Tohru.
[05:30] Kobayashi
The factions of dragons
from Tohru's world...
[05:33] Kobayashi
The chaos faction, right?
[05:35] Kobayashi
They hate humans and teach
their children the same.
[05:40] Kobayashi
Ilulu was raised that way,
[05:42] Kobayashi
so she lives that way
[05:46] Kobayashi
and thinks like that, too.
[05:51] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!
[05:54] Tohru
Kanna's asleep, so how
about some evening liquor?
[05:58] Kobayashi
Mmm.
[06:04] Kobayashi
It's good.
[06:06] Kobayashi
I'm done thinking about it today.
[06:11] Kobayashi
Huh? This happened before, too.
[06:14] Kobayashi
The love potion?!
[06:18] Tohru
I noticed partway through.
[06:21] Tohru
Right now, you...
[06:23] Tohru
have one of those!
[06:25] Tohru
Ilulu must have gotten to you, huh?
[06:28] Tohru
Poor Miss Kobayashi.
[06:31] Tohru
I'll fix you right up.
[06:32] Tohru
But before that!
[06:33] Tohru
I'll seize my opportunity!
[06:36] Tohru
Now that our hearts are united,
that just leaves our bodies.
[06:41] Tohru
Now, Miss Kobayashi, give it all to me.
[06:45] Tohru
Why are you completely turned off?!
[06:47] Kobayashi
You took off your maid outfit.
[06:48] Kobayashi
How could you?
[06:49] Tohru
Huh?
[06:50] Kobayashi
Tohru, I'm going to tell you all
the things that make a maid great
[06:54] Kobayashi
from the male perspective.
[07:00] Kobayashi
Good.
[07:05] Kobayashi
I made it through that.
[07:07] Kobayashi
What will you do next, Ilulu?
[07:19] Georgie
It's displayed nicely, Miss.
[07:23] Saikawa
Something's not right, though.
[07:27] Saikawa
That does it!
[07:29] Georgie
I see!
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN Hot Guy Kobayashi! (In Many Ways)
[07:43] Cremene
Stop. Don't run.
[07:49] Ilulu
You followed me here, harmony bastard?!
[07:52] Cremene
I'm Cremene of the dragon-slaying camp.
[07:55] Cremene
Give my name to the judge in
the underworld after you die.
[07:58] Cremene
I want the credit.
[08:03] Kobayashi
Now...
[08:05] Kobayashi
Ilulu always appears when I'm alone,
[08:09] Kobayashi
so maybe I can see her if I wait here?
[08:12] Kobayashi
I wonder why I'm
[08:14] Kobayashi
focusing on Ilulu so much?
[08:18] Kobayashi
Maybe it's because I feel
like we could get along?
[08:23] Kobayashi
All the others I've met from another world
[08:25] Kobayashi
have been friendly.
[08:28] Kobayashi
They all have this air of having lived
through conflict and its resulting tragedy,
[08:33] Kobayashi
yet they're still able
to interact with people
[08:36] Kobayashi
because they know that's not everything.
[08:38] Kobayashi
Because they're willing to believe
there's more than just strife.
[08:42] Kobayashi
That's the Tohru I believe in.
[08:46] Kobayashi
Which is why I want her to reconcile
[08:49] Kobayashi
with Ilulu.
[08:53] Kobayashi
Ilulu's not showing up.
[08:56] Kobayashi
Maybe she's over here,
where there's less foot traffic?
[09:05] Kobayashi
Ilulu?!
[09:07] Kobayashi
You're injured?
[09:09] Cremene
You've seen us?
[09:12] Cremene
Human of this world, I have come to destroy
that vile beast from another world.
[09:19] Cremene
Leave here at once,
[09:21] Cremene
and forget you were ever here.
[09:25] Kobayashi
Who is this guy?
[09:27] Kobayashi
Do you mean you're here to kill Ilulu?
[09:29] Kobayashi
You're saying you're an adult
that's trying to kill a child?
[09:32] Cremene
I am.
[09:33] Cremene
That creature is chaos.
[09:36] Cremene
An evil dragon that will bring
naught but harm to humans.
[09:39] Kobayashi
In that case...
[09:47] Cremene
What is that unpleasant blare?!
[09:50] Neighbor
Hey! Keep it down!
[09:51] Kobayashi
All right!
[09:54] Kobayashi
Security Buzzer Power!
[10:00] Kobayashi
You're damn heavy!
[10:02] Cremene
They ran away?
[10:05] Cremene
Why would a human...?
[10:11] Kobayashi
Oh, coming to?
[10:15] Kobayashi
You okay?
[10:16] Kobayashi
It looks like your wound
healed up right away, though.
[10:20] Ilulu
Why did you save me?
[10:22] Kobayashi
Can we say we're safe yet?
[10:25] Kobayashi
I'm sure that guy's still after you, right?
[10:28] Ilulu
It doesn't matter.
[10:30] Kobayashi
Huh?
[10:31] Ilulu
If I'm defeated in battle,
then that's just my fate.
[10:35] Kobayashi
Wouldn't me saving you be fate, too, then?
[10:42] Kobayashi
Hey, Ilulu.
[10:43] Kobayashi
Is there something you want to tell me?
[10:46] Kobayashi
The way you mess with me
[10:48] Kobayashi
kind of suggests there is.
[10:50] Ilulu
I...
[10:51] Ilulu
can't accept dragons coexisting with humans.
[10:55] Ilulu
There's no way they can
get along with humans.
[10:57] Kobayashi
You told me that before.
[11:00] Ilulu
Because if they can get along...
[11:04] Ilulu
then why did I spend all this time...
[11:10] (Flashback) Dragon3
Dragons are superior beings,
so associating with humans is shameful.
[11:14] Ilulu
I really...
[11:15] (Flashback) Dragon4
There were all kinds of tragedies.
[11:18] (Flashback) Dragon4
Harmony is impossible.
[11:19] Ilulu
I really, well...
[11:21] (Flashback) Dragon3
Humans are our enemy!
[11:22] Ilulu
I wanted...
[11:23] Ilulu
I wanted to...
[11:29] Ilulu
I really...
[11:32] Ilulu
wanted to play with them more!
[11:41] Ilulu
No one would let me.
[11:43] Ilulu
That girl and that boy did
nothing wrong, and yet...
[11:51] Kobayashi
I see.
[11:53] Kobayashi
Then, hey,
[11:57] Kobayashi
let's play together next time.
[12:02] Kobayashi
We do all kinds of things, you know.
[12:05] Kobayashi
We play dodgeball, go to Comiket,
go to hot springs, and so on.
[12:09] Kobayashi
Though, you'll have to lay off the kind
of play that turns into battles.
[12:13] Ilulu
Y-You're trying to trick me!
[12:16] Ilulu
You're trying to win me over
by saying nice things!
[12:19] Kobayashi
Yeah, I am.
[12:20] Ilulu
Huh?
[12:21] Kobayashi
I'm trying to tame a fierce,
evil dragon of chaos
[12:24] Kobayashi
with sweet words to render her harmless.
[12:28] Kobayashi
Will you believe what you've been taught?
[12:30] Kobayashi
Or would you care to be tricked by me?
[12:44] Ilulu
I...
[12:45] Cremene
That's enough.
[12:47] Cremene
I can't believe you and the
human were working together.
[12:50] Cremene
I'll exterminate you, too!
[12:52] Kobayashi
Can you do that?
[12:54] Kobayashi
You have rules to follow, don't you?
[12:56] Cremene
Those rules are only on paper.
[12:58] Cremene
They're rules between dragons,
so they don't apply to humans.
[13:04] Kobayashi
He's making Tohru's father
seem genuinely nice.
[13:08] Kobayashi
But...
[13:12] Kobayashi
Don't underestimate humans.
[13:15] Cremene
A human who would try to protect a dragon?
[13:19] Cremene
Hmph!
[13:21] Ilulu
Kobayashi!
[13:24] Kobayashi
Ow!
[13:29] Kobayashi
That super hurts.
[13:32] Kobayashi
You're late.
[13:49] Cremene
You?!
[13:50] Cremene
How are you here?!
[13:52] Tohru
How dare you hurt Miss Kobayashi!
[13:55] Cremene
E-Even if you're here, I just
need to call in reinforcements!
[13:59] Cremene
I'll summon Lady Elma at on—
[14:03] Tohru
Choose the right words
to plead for your life
[14:05] Tohru
and I'll let you have your soul
back after breaking your body.
[14:09] Tohru
Now,
[14:10] Tohru
beg for your life!
[14:21] Kobayashi
D-Did you kill him?
[14:23] Tohru
No, I just erased his
memories of this world
[14:26] Tohru
and sent him back from where he came.
[14:29] Tohru
After punishing him a bit.
SIGN Horn
[14:31] Kobayashi
I see.
[14:33] Kobayashi
Thank goodness.
[14:34] Kobayashi
Now Ilulu can...
[14:36] Kobayashi
Huh? Now that I'm relieved, I feel...
[14:42] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi?!
[14:43] Tohru
Please hang in there!
[14:45] Tohru
Dragon saliva can stop bleeding!
[14:48] Ilulu
You just want to lick her, don't you?!
[14:50] Tohru
Here I come, Miss Kobayashi!
Lick, lick, lick, lick!
[14:54] Ilulu
Man, your tongue is long!
[14:59] Kobayashi
A functional member of society
[15:02] Kobayashi
is someone who diligently obeys the rules
[15:05] Kobayashi
and prioritizes their company
over their private life.
[15:08] Kobayashi
I believed that's just how it is.
[15:12] Kobayashi
Because I was taught that it's my duty to
fill my role as a functional member of society.
[15:17] Kobayashi
Then, the next thing I knew, I no longer
had any friends in my private life.
[15:23] Kobayashi
That was when I met Tohru
and managed to change.
[15:29] Kobayashi
So, maybe,
[15:30] Kobayashi
I was seeing my old self in Ilulu.
[15:37] Kobayashi
Ah.
[15:38] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi?
[15:39] Tohru
Stay with me!
[15:40] Kanna
You're okay.
[15:42] Kobayashi
Tohru.
[15:43] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan.
[15:45] Kobayashi
Is this our home?
[15:46] Kobayashi
Yes!
[15:47] Kobayashi
I healed your wounds, as well!
[15:50] Kobayashi
Where's Ilulu?
[15:53] Tohru
Right there.
[15:59] Tohru
This girl wouldn't even
try to leave your side.
[16:02] Tohru
Even if she's finally noticed what
makes you so great, it's too late!
[16:06] Ilulu
Kobayashi!
[16:09] Ilulu
Can I let you trick me?
[16:14] Kobayashi
Yeah, of course.
[16:27] Announcer
Good morning.
[16:29] Announcer
El Niño Miki is here to share
today's national weather.
[16:33] Announcer
Today, large regions will be seeing sunshine.
[16:33] Kobayashi
Will she be fine without making
her claws and tail disappear?
[16:37] Announcer
We're under a high pressure system,
so it's calm skies over a wide region.
[16:38] Kobayashi
And if she could make her
breasts a normal size.
[16:41] Announcer
You can rest assured and
hang your laundry out today.
[16:41] Tohru
Ilulu is already pushing
herself as it is at that size.
[16:44] Announcer
The cherry blossoms are
starting to bloom as well.
[16:45] Tohru
If she wasn't pushing herself,
her breasts would be even bigger.
[16:47] Announcer
They're only just blooming, but there
aren't many caterpillars at this time!
[16:49] Tohru
Oh, she could probably make her claws
and tail disappear if she tried.
[16:52] Announcer
So, how about giving an early
flower viewing a try right now?
[16:52] Kobayashi
Huh? What do you mean she
can't reduce her breasts?
[16:55] Kobayashi
Give me about 5% of that!
[16:56] Announcer
Mornings and evenings will
be chilly in many locations.
[16:58] Ilulu
Kobayashi, Kobayashi.
[17:00] Kobayashi
What's the matter?
[17:01] Ilulu
This is where excrement goes, right?
[17:04] Ilulu
How does it work?
[17:05] Kobayashi
I have to start from there?
[17:07] Kobayashi
Yeah, you sit on there.
[17:09] Kobayashi
Just like that.
[17:11] Ilulu
I got it.
[17:13] Kobayashi
We'll have to teach her all kinds of things.
[17:17] Kobayashi
If only I had a talented
maid at times like these.
[17:20] Kobayashi
I'd see them in a whole new light.
[17:25] Kobayashi
Sorry. Just while I'm away at work.
[17:28] Tohru
It's fine.
[17:30] Tohru
You and I have a special,
eternal bond, after all!
[17:34] Kobayashi
Don't add eternal on there so casually.
[17:36] Tohru
Have a good day.
[17:38] ExerciseMan
Have you been working those muscles?
[17:41] Tohru
Now...
[17:41] ExerciseMan
When you don't work out they'll degrade
and it can hasten your body's aging.
[17:44] Tohru
We were just trying to kill
each other the other day.
[17:48] Ilulu
There's no way Tohru would
forgive a traitor.
[17:51] Ilulu
She'll eliminate me.
[17:53] Ilulu
But I want to know more about
Kobayashi before that.
[17:56] Ilulu
I won't go down easily.
[17:58] (Flashback) Kobayashi
Don't fight!
[18:02] Tohru
Here.
SIGN Living as a Human Manual
SIGN Kobayashi Tohru
[18:04] Tohru
It's the manual I wrote on
how to live as a human.
[18:07] Tohru
Now, change your claws into human hands.
[18:15] Tohru
Wha?
[18:21] Tohru
Why are you laughing at yourself?!
[18:23] Tohru
Do you suck at making hands?
[18:26] Ilulu
I can't transform them well.
[18:28] Ilulu
I'll read it like this.
[18:29] Tohru
Oh, you can hold it with those hands?
[18:31] Ilulu
They come with tiny hands.
[18:33] Tohru
Creepy!
[18:37] Ilulu&Screen
"Greetings.
[18:38] Ilulu&Screen
Humans establish communication
with greetings.
[18:42] Ilulu&Screen
For now just repeat whatever
greeting one says to you."
[18:46] Ilulu&Screen
"Food.
[18:47] Ilulu&Screen
Humans can mostly eat anything,
but they stubbornly won't eat dragon meat.
[18:52] Ilulu&Screen
Currently seeking ways to get them to eat it."
[18:55] Ilulu&Screen
"Mating
[18:56] Ilulu&Screen
I want to do it."
[18:57] Ilulu
The stuff in here is biased!
[18:59] Tohru
It's the truth for me.
[19:01] Ilulu&Screen
"Clothing.
[19:02] Ilulu&Screen
Wearing clothing as similar as possible to what
other humans wear will keep you from standing out."
[19:07] Illu
Hmm?
[19:08] Illu
Aren't you going against this a bit?
SIGN Conspicuous
[19:11] Tohru
Yah!
[19:12] Ilulu
Fine.
[19:13] Ilulu
I'll wear human clothing, too.
[19:16] Tohru
We don't have your size.
[19:17] Ilulu
There are Kanna's clothes, right?
[19:19] Tohru
The size won't fit!
[19:20] Ilulu
See, it fit.
[19:24] Tohru
What did I just tell you?
[19:26] Tohru
Why don't you transform
your scales like I do?
[19:30] Ilulu
I don't have the skill to do that.
[19:32] Tohru
I'll lend you my clothes, then.
[19:36] Tohru
What are you planning to do from now on?
[19:38] Ilulu
What will I do?
[19:40] Tohru
What do you want to do?
[19:42] Tohru
There's something, isn't there?
[19:44] Ilulu
Something I want to do?
[19:46] Ilulu
I'll think on it.
[19:48] Tohru
That so?
[19:49] Ilulu
Yeah.
[19:51] Tohru
Well, you're welcome to stay in our
home as long as you like until you decide.
[19:55] Ilulu
You couldn't fully say
that polite phrase there.
[19:57] Tohru
This might come as a surprise,
[19:59] Tohru
but I don't take kindly to you being here!
[20:02] Ilulu
That's not a surprise.
[20:04] Tohru
After all, think about how you showed up!
[20:07] Tohru
You were like a bloodthirsty berserker.
[20:09] Ilulu
No, that was because fighting
you seemed like fun.
[20:13] Ilulu
Wait, I looked like that?!
[20:15] Tohru
Please figure out what
you want to do quickly.
[20:19] Tohru
They say those who don't work don't eat.
[20:21] Ilulu
What about Kanna?
[20:23] Tohru
Kanna has her job as an elementary school student.
[20:26] Ilulu
Then I'll be an elementary
school student, too.
[20:29] Tohru
You have to be a child for that.
[20:31] Tohru
You're about the same
age as me, aren't you?
[20:34] Ilulu
I see.
[20:39] Tohru
At least think it over.
[20:42] Kobayashi
I'm home.
[20:43] Tohru
Welcome home!
[20:45] Kobayashi
What's Ilulu doing?
[20:47] Tohru
Thinking about what she wants to do.
[20:50] Kobayashi
Hmm...
[20:54] Kobayashi
I hope you find something.
[20:58] Kobayashi
What is it?
[20:59] Ilulu
I figured out what I want to do for now.
[21:02] Kobayashi
Oh, what's that?
[21:04] Ilulu
I want to make babies with you.
[21:05] Kobayashi
Huh?
[21:06] Tohru
Huh?
[21:07] Ilulu
When I thought about it,
[21:09] Ilulu
I am at an age where I could
have and raise children.
[21:12] Ilulu
I want you to fill the loneliness
from my lack of family.
[21:16] Ilulu
Kobayashi, have sex with me!
[21:18] Tohru
No way!
[21:20] Tohru
That's just no, no, no, no!
[21:21] Tohru
Not happening!
[21:23] Kobayashi
I'm a woman, anyway.
[21:25] Ilulu
I can give you a thing again!
[21:26] Tohru
No, you won't!
[21:27] Tohru
If you do that, then I'm doing her!
[21:29] Kanna
Vulgar.
[21:30] Kobayashi
Right?
[21:31] Tohru
Absolutely not, got it?!
[21:32] Kobayashi
I'm not really holding onto my chastity for
a reason, but I'm not giving it to you all.
[21:40] Kanna
Oh!
[21:42] Kobayashi
That's for Ilulu.
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[23:22] Kobayashi
Where should we have Ilulu sleep?
[23:24] Kobayashi
We don't have space for another bed.
[23:26] Ilulu
What about here?
[23:27] Kobayashi
The closet?
[23:28] Ilulu
It's calming.
[23:29] Kobayashi
If you're okay with it, that works.
[23:30] Ilulu
Yeah, I like it.
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Episode 3
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Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Cancer
SIGN You Might Get Caught In An Unexpected Event
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN Astrology is meaningless, anyway.
SIGN Don't completely reject it
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Cancer.
E3 - Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
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[00:00] Saikawa
Kanna-san, I'm here to play!
[00:04] Kanna
Oh!
[00:05] Kanna
Saikawa's here!
SIGN Saikawa Riko
[00:08] Kanna
Hello, Saikawa.
[00:09] Kanna
I welcome you!
[00:11] Saikawa
Yes, I'm glad to be here!
[00:13] Saikawa
Huh?
[00:15] Saikawa
Where's your mother?
[00:17] Kanna
Shopping with Lady Tohru.
[00:21] Saikawa
Meaning...
[00:23] Saikawa
it's just the two of us?!
[00:25] Saikawa
Oh, my, what do I do?
[00:29] Saikawa
I'm going to climb the stairs to adulthood.
[00:29] Kanna
Saikawa?
[00:31] Saikawa
Is this my own Cinderella story?!
[00:33] Saikawa
K-Kanna-san, may I borrow your bathroom?
[00:36] Kanna
Down and to the right.
[00:44] Saikawa
I'm so nervous.
[00:49] Saikawa
Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:56] Saikawa
Who is that woman?!
[00:57] Kanna
Ilulu. A friend.
[01:03] Saikawa
So it isn't* just the two of us.
[02:37] Saikawa
How long have you known each other?
[02:39] Kanna
I've known her since a while back.
[02:41] Kanna
But she only came here recently,
[02:43] Kanna
and now she's living here.
[02:44] Saikawa
She's living here?!
[02:49] Saikawa
Now that I think about it,
[02:50] Saikawa
there are a lot of mysteries*
surrounding Kanna-san.
[02:52] Saikawa
She calls her mother by
her last name, Kobayashi,
[02:55] Saikawa
and she addresses the maid as "Lady."
[02:57] Saikawa
Sometimes I think she's spacing out,
[02:59] Saikawa
but then she's oddly smart and athletic.
[03:01] Kanna
Saikawa, let's play already.
[03:05] Saikawa
Whatever! She's still cute!
[03:08] Saikawa
Oh, I brought cards with me.
[03:11] Kanna
Mm!
[03:16] Saikawa
Ilulu-san, would...
[03:17] Saikawa
you like to join us?
[03:19] Kanna
Join us!
[03:22] Ilulu
I'm fine.
[03:28] Saikawa
Did I say anything to upset her?
[03:32] Saikawa
Ah, I lost.
[03:34] Kanna
Saikawa, you let it show
on your face too much.
[03:38] Kanna
Penalty game.
[03:39] Kanna
Rub my tummy.
[03:49] Saikawa
Wouldn't this actually be a reward?
[03:54] Lucoa
Hey, I happened to be in the area.
[03:57] Lucoa
I brought snacks.
[04:00] Kanna
Kobayashi and Tohru aren't home.
[04:01] Lucoa
Oh, my. I suppose I'll wait for them, then.
[04:04] Lucoa
You can split the snacks with Miss Saikawa.
[04:07] Both
Yay!
[04:13] Lucoa
Hey.
[04:15] Lucoa
You're not going to play with those two?
[04:20] Ilulu
I have no right to.
[04:22] Ilulu
I tried to destroy this city.
[04:27] Ilulu
I haven't forgiven myself yet.
[04:31] Lucoa
Would you like to turn back time, then,
and make it so that never happened?
[04:35] Lucoa
I could do that much for you.
[04:39] Ilulu
It's fine.
[04:40] Ilulu
That wouldn't be right.
[04:42] Ilulu
I can't erase what Kobayashi said to me.
[04:46] Lucoa
I see.
[04:48] Lucoa
But no right to, huh?
[04:50] Lucoa
If you're going to look it at like that,
[04:52] Lucoa
there aren't many Dragons who do
have a right to interact with humans.
[04:57] Ilulu
Mm.
[05:01] Lucoa
It's not working like it
did with Miss Kobayashi.
[05:04] Lucoa
Well, I'll go try talking to them for a bit.
[05:08] Lucoa
You can go ahead and wait in the bathroom.
[05:15] Ilulu
I mean, to be honest, I want to play.
[05:18] Ilulu
I won't lie about those feelings anymore,
[05:22] Ilulu
but what I did is a different story.
[05:25] Ilulu
I want to avoid asking
Kobayashi about it, too,
[05:28] Ilulu
because she'd probably resolve it easily.
[05:31] Saikawa
Ah, I lost again.
[05:34] Kanna
Saikawa,
[05:35] Kanna
are you losing on purpose?
[05:37] Saikawa
Not at all!
[05:40] Kanna
But I'm bored with playing
cards by ourselves now.
[05:42] Saikawa
Yeah, it is just the two of us.
[05:45] Lucoa
Need to pee beam!
[05:52] Saikawa
Kanna-san, I'm going to the bathroom.
[05:53] Kanna
Again?
[05:55] Saikawa
Why do I need to go the
bathroom so much today?
[05:59] Saikawa
Huh?!
[06:01] Saikawa
I-I'm sorry!
[06:03] Saikawa
Huh?!
[06:04] Saikawa
What? Why?!
[06:06] Saikawa
Huh? Uhh...
[06:07] Ilulu
Hey, what's your name?
[06:09] Saikawa
Huh? Saikawa.
[06:12] Ilulu
Saikawa.
[06:13] Ilulu
I actually wanted to play with you earlier.
[06:16] Saikawa
Huh?
[06:18] Ilulu
But I was a violent person,
[06:21] Ilulu
so I didn't think it was okay.
[06:23] Saikawa
Violent person?
[06:26] Ilulu
I tried to break all sorts of things.
[06:29] Saikawa
Oh, a delinquent.
[06:32] Ilulu
You don't like violent people, right?
[06:40] Saikawa
Well, I'm a violent person myself.
[06:44] Ilulu
Really?
[06:45] Saikawa
Yeah.
[06:46] Saikawa
I often act out when I don't like something.
[06:49] Ilulu
Huh?!
[06:50] Saikawa
At first I didn't like Kanna-san either,
[06:52] Saikawa
so I thought about striking her down.
[06:54] Ilulu
S-She's...
[06:56] Saikawa
But she's cute, so I decided
I wanted to be friends.
[07:01] Ilulu
She's...
[07:03] Saikawa
You're cute, too, Ilulu-san,
[07:05] Saikawa
so want to be friends?
[07:07] Ilulu
She's not thinking at all!
[07:10] Lucoa
Children are still in the middle
of learning how to properly handle
[07:15] Lucoa
responsibility and the weight
of their sins.
[07:19] Lucoa
But Ilulu's environment never
allowed her that opportunity.
[07:23] Lucoa
She had to change or she'd be deceived.
[07:26] Lucoa
She had to change or she wouldn't
be able to fight alongside adults.
[07:31] Lucoa
But for now she can forget
all that and go back.
[07:35] Lucoa
Because there's an adult who
will kindly trick her here.
[07:38] Lucoa
She should go back to being an irresponsible
kid who doesn't know right from wrong.
[08:14] Kobayashi
We're home.
[08:15] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san's here?
[08:17] Kobayashi
Sorry, we ran into Elma.
[08:20] Lucoa
Shh.
[08:22] Both
Hmm?
[08:27] Tohru
Should I wake them?
[08:29] Kobayashi
No, go grab a blanket.
[08:32] Kobayashi
I should call Saikawa-san's parents.
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Extracurricular Activities (Of Course They're Not Normal)
[08:44] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi's watching me.
[08:47] Tohru
She's staring right at me.
[08:50] Tohru
I can feel the passion behind her gaze!
[08:53] Tohru
Ahh, if she keeps looking at me like
she's licking me all over, I'll...
[08:58] Tohru
I'll!
[09:00] Tohru
A sigh?!
[09:02] Kobayashi
Not at you.
[09:03] Kobayashi
At that maid outfit.
[09:05] Tohru
This outfit?
[09:07] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[09:09] Kobayashi
I bought a similar outfit
when I was in high school,
[09:13] Kobayashi
using the money from my first paycheck.
[09:16] Kobayashi
I wanted to show it off to my family.
[09:18] Kobayashi
Then...
[09:20] Tohru
Then?
[09:21] Kobayashi
They said I didn't look good in it.
[09:24] Kobayashi
Everyone disliked it and told me so.
[09:27] Kobayashi
Ever since then I've stuck
to being an onlooker.
[09:31] Tohru
So, after having that exchange with her
[09:34] Tohru
I thought to myself,
[09:37] Tohru
"Why don't we try making a maid outfit
that would look good on Miss Kobayashi?"
[09:41] Tohru
So, I was hoping I could borrow
some wisdom from all of you.
[09:45] Lucoa
You're always so frantic when
it comes to Miss Kobayashi.
[09:49] Tohru
I'm grateful you could all come.
[09:52] Tohru
Wait!
[09:52] Tohru
I didn't call for you!
[09:55] Elma
Mr. Takiya invited me.
[09:57] Tohru
Mr. Takiya!
[09:59] Takiya
I'd feel bad leaving her out.
[10:02] Fafnir
You have a bad habit of hiding your
embarrassment with fake anger and hostility.
[10:06] Tohru
N-No I don't!
[10:09] Kobayashi
Hey, I'm really sorry.
[10:12] Kobayashi
When I woke up Tohru had
already gathered everyone.
[10:15] Georgie
That's cold of you, Kobayashi-san.
SIGN Georgie
[10:18] Georgie
We're comrades.
[10:19] Georgie
How could I ever hesitate to
spare time for a comrade?
[10:23] Kobayashi
Georgie-san.
[10:25] Tohru
Yes, yes. Okay, we're starting!
[10:27] Tohru
For now, would you all please
draw out your ideas?
[10:30] All
Yes!
[10:38] Saikawa
That's incredible, Kanna-san!
[10:39] Saikawa
If you buy one more property,
you'll have a monopoly on the area!
[10:43] Kanna
Monopoly?
[10:45] Saikawa
You'll be the king of it!
[10:47] Saikawa
You'll be able to do whatever
you want with that area!
[10:50] Kanna
Oh!
[10:53] Saikawa
Ah, there's such a big
house in Kanna's area!
[10:56] Shouta
Sorry, but this a competition.
[10:59] Saikawa
Demon!
[11:00] Saikawa
You're heartless!
[11:00] Ilulu
I don't really get it, but it's a game
that brings out the worst in them, huh?
[11:05] Elma
Here!
[11:06] Tohru
That was fast, Elma.
[11:08] Elma
Miss Kobayashi is stoic and quick
to finish her work at the company,
[11:12] Elma
so I thought of this!
[11:14] Tohru
The fact that you're hooked on
daifuku comes off too strongly.
SIGN Daifuku goes in here
[11:18] Elma
Huh? That's no good?
[11:20] Elma
But they're quick to eat
and replenish your nutrients.
[11:23] Tohru
Please just go play with the children
in the other room already.
[11:27] Takiya
It's my turn next.
[11:29] Kobayashi
Hmm, this is too cute, isn't it?
[11:32] Kobayashi
I don't think something like
this would look good on me.
[11:35] Takiya
Ahh, I wasn't imagining you wearing it.
[11:39] Kobayashi
Do that.
[11:40] Fafnir
Tch.
[11:41] Lucoa
I'm done, too!
[11:43] Kobayashi
Too much skin!
[11:44] Lucoa
That's what our local servants wore.
[11:47] Kobayashi
It's too ethnic!
[11:49] Georgie
Here.
[11:51] Kobayashi
Georgie-san.
[11:51] Tohru
My real hope. I wonder what she'll propose.
[11:56] Georgie
Kobayashi-san.
[11:57] Kobayashi
Oh, yes?
[11:59] Kobayashi
A long dress style,
[12:01] Kobayashi
with few adornments and an air
of refinement despite the simplicity.
SIGN No daifuku
SIGN No daifuku
[12:06] Georgie
I believe that's your preferred type?
[12:08] Kobayashi
Yes, it is.
[12:10] Georgie
However, what is a maid outfit?
[12:14] Kobayashi
Huh?
[12:14] Georgie
It's true the designs have changed
with different eras and customs,
[12:18] Georgie
and those designs continue to be polished
every day as the maid outfit changes.
[12:22] Georgie
However, it is always a maid who wears one.
[12:26] Georgie
They are not a maid because
they wear a maid outfit.
[12:32] Georgie
They become maid outfits because
a maid wears that outfit.
[12:37] Georgie
Kobayashi-san.
[12:39] Georgie
I am also a student.
[12:41] Georgie
I cannot wear my maid outfit
at any and all times.
[12:45] Georgie
However, no matter what I wear,
[12:48] Georgie
yes, even if I wear my school uniform,
[12:51] Georgie
so long as I remain a maid,
[12:54] Georgie
even that school uniform can become
a maid outfit, wouldn't you agree?
[12:58] Georgie
Yes, that means a maid outfit
[13:01] Georgie
is worn around the heart!
[13:02] Kobayashi
It's the spirit of service!
SIGN Perfect
[13:05] Tohru
We're getting off track!
[13:07] Elma
Tohru!
[13:08] Tohru
You don't need to come back.
[13:10] Elma
We finished a round!
[13:12] Elma
That aside, you've been
making jabs at ours,
[13:16] Elma
so what kind of outfit did you draw?
[13:18] Tohru
Oh, uh, well...
[13:19] Elma
That's kind of suspicious.
[13:21] Elma
Show us!
[13:21] Tohru
Oh, hey, stop, pervert!
[13:24] Elma
Hmm? What? It's completely blank.
[13:27] Elma
You couldn't think of anything?
[13:31] Tohra
No...
[13:32] Tohra
I was thinking I'd like Miss
Kobayashi to wear my maid outfit.
[13:40] Kobayashi
Your outfit is too cute for me.
[13:44] Tohru
Right.
[13:46] Kobayashi
But, sure.
[13:50] Kobayashi
You did call everyone over for me.
[13:54] Kobayashi
I'll wear it.
[13:56] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi...
[13:59] Tohru
Okay, I put it on!
[14:01] All
Oh!
[14:04] Takiya
You look good.
[14:05] Georgie
You're cute, Kobayashi-san.
[14:07] Kobayashi
Yes, yes, thank you for the flattery.
[14:11] Tohru
Let's take a photo!
[14:13] Tohru
It's you and me as double maids!
[14:17] Kobayashi
Let's get everyone together
if we're taking one.
[14:19] Tohru
Huh?!
[14:20] Tohru
Okay, everyone, please line up.
[14:23] Kanna
I'm beside Kobayashi.
[14:25] Ilulu
Ah, not fair!
[14:26] Tohru
Hey, I was first, you all!
[14:31] Kobayashi
Hey, Tohru.
[14:32] Tohru
Yes?
[14:34] Kobayashi
Today I realized something.
[14:36] Tohru
What's that?
[14:37] Kobayashi
Do you remember what Georgie-san said?
[14:41] Tohru
Yes.
[14:42] Tohru
They become maid outfits
because a maid wears them.
[14:44] Tohru
That also means
[14:46] Tohru
that no matter what outfit they wear, it's not
a maid outfit if it's not being worn by a maid.
[14:50] Tohru
It's just cosplay.
[14:52] Tohru
I was always rejecting your outfit,
but after wearing it I had a change of heart,
[14:57] Tohru
embarrassing though it was.
[14:59] Tohru
It wasn't bad.
[15:02] Tohru
I thought, "Oh, so this is what
I wanted to wear, isn't it?"
[15:06] Tohru
I thought cute outfits wouldn't look good
on me, so I always wore men's clothing.
[15:12] Tohru
I was worried about whether or
not I would look good in it.
[15:15] Tohru
But if I wanted to wear a maid outfit,
then I should've just worn it without caring.
[15:18] Tohru
That's when I remembered something.
[15:21] Tohru
I wanted to cosplay.
[15:24] Tohru
But I couldn't make myself look cute,
[15:27] Tohru
so I turned to style and refinement
and became an annoying maid otaku.
[15:33] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi.
[15:36] Kobayashi
But you know,
[15:38] Kobayashi
seeing you and having you serve as a maid
[15:42] Kobayashi
made me realize the outfit you
wear is a proper maid outfit.
[15:49] Tohru
You're always so genuine when you
take back things you've said.
[15:53] Tohru
I love that unfair side of you,
Miss Kobayashi.
[15:56] Kobayashi
I never could have said this to you
when you first came here, though.
[16:01] Kobayashi
Please continue helping
with housework, Tohru.
[16:05] Tohru
You should call me "maid" there!
[16:12] Ilulu
Hey, I'm out of money.
[16:15] Kanna
Ilulu, you waste too much.
[16:17] Saikawa
It's all right.
[16:18] Saikawa
You'll pass the bank soon,
so you'll get more money then.
[16:23] Ilulu
I will?!
[16:25] Ilulu
But still, after that it's Shouta street.
[16:28] Ilulu
No matter where I stop I'll have
to pay expensive rental fees.
[16:32] Shouta
Go on, rest assured and roll the dice.
[16:36] Ilulu
Demon!
SIGN Bankrupt
[16:39] Kanna
Ilulu's out.
SIGN Neighborhood
Notice
SIGN Oborozuka
Neighborhood
Association
[16:42] Sasakibe
Tohru-chan, do you have any hobbies?
[16:44] Tohru
Hobbies? I'm a maid.
[16:47] Tohru
I have... plenty of free time.
[16:53] Tohru
What are your hobbies, Miss Sasakibe?
[16:55] Sasakibe
Lately I've been into making sweets.
[16:58] Tohru
Is that what that earlier
piercing noise was?
[17:01] Saikawa
Huh?! I'm sorry, was it that loud?!
[17:04] Tohru
Still, I can't think of anything.
[17:08] Tohru
In the past I was interested in travel.
[17:12] Tohru
Music, huh?
[17:14] Tohru
That's popular among humans.
[17:18] Tohru
Speaking of music,
there's nihilistic Mr. Yana.
[17:21] Yana
So, you came to ask me about it?
[17:24] Tohru
Please teach me what makes music fun.
[17:26] Yana
Probably the way it heats up your
soul and makes your heart go bomber.
[17:30] Tohru
Your heart go bomber?
[17:31] Skeleton
Bomber!
[17:33] Yana
I'll teach you a little bit, so give it a try.
[17:36] Tohru
Okay.
[17:46] Tohru
Hmm, I don't quite understand.
[17:49] Tohru
Huh?
[17:49] Tohru
What's the matter?
[17:51] Yana
It hurts. Your talent hurts.
[17:53] Tohru
I made him depressed for some reason.
[17:55] Tohru
Oh, my, Sone-san.
[17:57] Sone
I brought over another
one I happened to make.
[18:00] Tohru
Oh, this one turned out well, too!
[18:03] Tohru
Do you have fun making things like this?
[18:06] Sone
Want to try making one?
[18:10] Tohru
All done.
[18:12] Sone
Hmm.
[18:13] Sone
It's an incredibly elaborate design.
[18:16] Sone
There aren't many who could
make something this good.
[18:19] Tohru
But I don't quite understand
what makes it fun.
[18:23] Tohru
I just tried playing music, too, but...
[18:26] Sone
I happened to hear that,
[18:29] Sone
but it felt like you were just playing
the score with precise timing.
[18:34] Tohru
Oh, you could hear that?
[18:36] Sone
It's probably because it was too easy for you,
[18:39] Sone
so there wasn't any room
to pour emotions into it.
[18:42] Sone
Without curiosity and emotion you
won't be satisfied by that hobby.
[18:48] Tohru
So, that's how it is?
[18:51] Kanna
I'm home.
[18:52] Tohru
Welcome home.
[18:55] Tohru
Kanna, do you have any hobbies?
[18:58] Kanna
Hobbies?
[18:59] Kanna
Walking this white line.
[19:02] Tohru
What's fun about that?
[19:04] Kanna
I die if I fall.
[19:06] Tohru
I see. It's training for
fighting in limited spaces.
[19:11] Tohru
I took Kanna's instincts
as a dragon lightly!
[19:14] Kanna
Oh, it stops.
[19:19] Tohru
Like this! Like this!
[19:20] Kanna
I don't go that far.
[19:23] Tohru
But you can't call that a hobby.
[19:26] Kanna
It's fun when I do it with Saikawa.
[19:29] Ilulu
Welcome home.
[19:31] Ilulu
Ah! Not fair, Kanna!
[19:33] Ilulu
Give me some donuts, too!
[19:34] Kanna
No.
[19:35] Ilulu
Tohru!
[19:37] Tohru
You laze about every day.
[19:39] Tohru
Those who don't work, don't eat.
[19:41] Tohru
Ilulu, do you have any hobbies?
[19:44] Ilulu
Hobbies? Sleeping?
[19:47] Tohru
That's less a hobby and more your way of life.
[19:50] Ilulu
You're mean.
[19:51] Ilulu
So good.
[19:53] Tohru
Hmph.
[19:54] Kanna
What flavor?
[19:55] Tohru
Hobbies are hard.
[19:55] Ilulu
Chocolate. Yours?
[19:57] Kanna
Cinnamon.
[19:58] Kanna
Idols are popular at school.
[20:01] Tohru
Idol worship?
[20:03] Tohru
But I'm not interested in that stuff.
[20:09] Tohru
No, wait.
[20:10] Tohru
I know!
[20:19] Tohru
I'd just need Miss Kobayashi
to become an idol!
[20:27] Takiya
Good work.
[20:28] Kobayashi
Good work.
[20:30] Kobayashi
Yes, hello?
[20:31] Kanna
Kobayashi, Kobayashi!
[20:32] Kanna
Hurry home quick!
[20:33] Kanna
Lady Tohru's lost it!
[20:35] Kobayashi
Huh?!
[20:35] Kobayashi
What happened?!
[20:37] Tohru
Love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:38] Tohru
love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:40] Tohru
I love Miss Kobayashi!
[20:43] Tohru
Love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:45] Tohru
love kiss, lick kiss,
[20:47] Tohru
I love Miss Kobayashi!
[20:50] Tohru
Love lick kiss!
[20:53] Kobayashi
What is this?
[20:55] Kanna
Lady Tohru's been constantly producing
Kobayashi goods and showing them off to us.
[20:59] Ilulu
She's been singing to us, too.
[21:02] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi! Hobbies are fun!
[21:06] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, Miss
Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi, together forever!
[21:07] Kobayashi
I'm not much better when I get wasted,
so I can't put my foot down.
[21:14] Shouta
I've reached the target earnings.
[21:16] Shouta
Now I just need to reach the goal!
[21:19] Kanna
Saikawa, what do we do?
[21:27] Shouta
Huh?!
[21:28] Shouta
No way!
[21:29] Kanna
Goal.
[21:29] Saikawa
That's my Kanna-san!
[21:31] Shouta
How?!
[21:33] Saikawa
I transferred all my assets to Kanna-san!
[21:37] Shouta
Huh?! That's not fair!
[21:39] Saikawa
Everything that's mine in Kanna-san's!
[21:41] Saikawa
My heart, my body, everything!
[21:43] Saikawa
Ahh, my king!
[21:45] Kanna
Worship me!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Tohru
What's your hobby, Miss Lucoa?
[23:23] Lucoa
Hmm, Shouta, I guess?
[23:24] Tohru
I figured.
[23:26] Tohru
And yours is games, Mr. Fafnir?
[23:27] Fafnir
No.
[23:28] Tohru
It's games, right?
[23:29] Fafnir
No.
[23:30] Tohru
Oh, come on.
[23:31] Fafnir
I said it's not.
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Sagittarius
SIGN The bathroom lock might break, leaving you trapped~
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN Rewind time to before entering the bathroom!
SIGN Please tell people when something's impossible
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Sagittarius!
E4 - When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
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[00:00] Kobayashi
Oh?
[00:01] Kobayashi
This is a really beautiful array of code.
[00:04] Kobayashi
Who wrote this?
[00:06] Takiya
I don't know.
[00:08] Elma
Here's your tea, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:10] Kobayashi
Thanks, Elma.
[00:12] Elma
Why are you staring at
the code I wrote?
[00:15] Elma
Is there something wrong with it?
[00:16] Kobayashi
No, the opposite.
[00:18] Kobayashi
I was impressed by— Hmm?
[00:21] Kobayashi
What did you just say?
[00:23] Elma
I wrote it.
[01:55] Elma
I can grow, too.
[01:57] Kobayashi
I just assumed you'd be
stuck serving tea forever.
[02:01] Elma
You're the one who gave me all
those books and told me to study!
[02:05] Kobayashi
I guess you do have high specs,
since you're a dragon.
[02:09] Kobayashi
This is amazing, Elma!
[02:10] Elma
Hmm? What?
[02:12] Elma
Are you praising me?
[02:13] Kobayashi
I am!
[02:14] Kobayashi
This means we have another
fighting member on our team!
[02:17] Kobayashi
You did well, Elma!
[02:20] Elma
Well, just leave it to me!
[02:22] Kobayashi
Could you start by handling this, then?
SIGN Fwd: Please Review
SIGN Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System
[02:25] Elma
Sure.
[02:25] Kobayashi
And this!
[02:26] Elma
Sure.
[02:27] Kobayashi
Oh, this, too.
[02:28] Elma
Sure?
[02:29] Kobayashi
And this.
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Urgent Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Please Review Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: About the Launch Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: Please Test First Kobayashi 10:00
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed Kobayashi 10:00
[02:29] Kobayashi
And this one, this one, this one,
and this one too.
[02:32] Kobayashi
We're counting on you.
[02:33] Elma
You're asking too much
of me, Miss Kobayashi!
[02:35] Takiya
No, no.
[02:36] Takiya
That's the amount of work you
should be handling normally.
[02:39] Elma
Huh?
[02:40] Takiya
Kobayashi-san's the one who's been
[02:42] Takiya
handling your share of the work
while you were serving tea.
[02:45] Takiya
Kobayashi-san already has twice
that much work on her plate, too.
[02:50] Elma
Isn't that kind of incredible,
Mister Takiya?
[02:53] Takiya
Yeah.
[02:54] Takiya
She's our pillar.
[02:56] Elma
Pillar?
[02:59] Elma
Miss Kobayashi's a pillar?
[03:02] Elma
Miss Kobayashi!
[03:03] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[03:04] Elma
I challenge you to a duel!
[03:07] Kobayashi
Huh?
[03:07] Elma
Let's fight fair and square!
[03:09] Kobayashi
Huh?
[03:11] Kobayashi
Why so suddenly?
[03:12] Kobayashi
Maybe she's mad that I
gave her too much work?
[03:15] Tohru
That's just how Elma is!
[03:18] Kobayashi
Hmm, I kind of understand how you
feel when she comes after you.
[03:22] Tohru
She always challenges me
to strange matches, too.
[03:25] Tohru
There were tests of strength,
[03:26] Tohru
seeing whose tail was longer,
[03:28] Tohru
and speed eating competitions, as well.
[03:30] Tohru
She even challenged me to so see who could
strip travelers of their clothes first, once.
[03:34] Kobayashi
Are you two the North Wind and the Sun?
[03:36] Kobayashi
So, that's how you two played
together all the time.
[03:39] Kobayashi
You're great friends.
[03:40] Tohru
No, we're not!
[03:42] Tohru
Normally we should be trying
to kill each other.
[03:44] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi,
please be careful around Elma.
[03:48] Tohru
Your gaze is a sharp as
those in the chaos faction.
[03:50] Kobayashi
Is my resting face really that bad?
[03:52] Elma
Good!
[03:54] Elma
I'm glad you showed and didn't
run away, Miss Kobayashi!
[03:57] Kobayashi
Well, I did consider taking PTO...
[04:01] Kobayashi
Can we settle things with
this before we compete?
SIGN Limited
Soft, Sweet Pudding
[04:04] Kobayashi
It's one of the limited-time sweets from
the station. A soft, sweet pudding.
[04:08] Elma
Oh!
[04:10] Kobayashi
Normally, this would satisfy Elma.
[04:14] Elma
No! I'll take that when I win the match!
[04:16] Kobayashi
That's how she's taking it?
SIGN Fwd: About the System Changes
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline Has Passed, What's Going On?
SIGN Fwd: Please Test It
SIGN Fwd: Changes to Manual Page 12
SIGN Fwd: Please Test First
SIGN Fwd: Changes to the UI System
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
SIGN Fwd: About the Review
SIGN Fwd: Please Provide Test Code
SIGN Fwd: The Review Deadline's Almost Here, How Is It Going?
SIGN Fwd: System Changes
SIGN Fwd: System Change Request
SIGN Fwd: Urgent
[04:18] Takiya
The winner will be whoever completes the
most of this work that hasn't been touched yet.
[04:22] Elma
All right!
[04:23] Kobayashi
You say it hasn't been touched yet,
but someone's responsible for it, right?
[04:27] Kobayashi
Who's that?
[04:29] Takiya
That's me.
[04:30] Takiya
I'm taking PTO to go around
Akiba with Faf-kun!
[04:33] Takiya
See you later!
[04:35] Kobayashi
That bastard. Thank you
for all your hard work.
[04:39] Elma
I can't tell if you're mad
or thankful from that response.
[04:43] Kobayashi
Well, shall we get started?
[04:44] Elma
Y-Yeah.
[04:46] Kobayashi
Though...
[04:48] Kobayashi
Of course this would be a dull competition.
[04:52] Kobayashi
It doesn't matter if I win or lose,
[04:54] Kobayashi
the work gets done either way.
[04:56] Staff
Lunch time.
[04:58] Staff
Want to go to the usual ramen shop?
[05:01] Kobayashi
Hey, come with us, Elma.
[05:02] Elma
I'm not going. I'll finish
this in the meantime.
[05:06] Kobayashi
Beating a mere human like me won't
make you very happy, right?
[05:11] Kobayashi
If I made you mad, I'll apologize.
[05:13] Elma
I'm not mad.
[05:15] Elma
And don't sell yourself short.
[05:17] Elma
Don't become a pillar, either.
[05:19] Kobayashi
A pillar?
[05:20] Elma
That's right.
[05:21] Elma
I've watched many humans become
pillars in the other world.
[05:26] Kobayashi
What do you mean?
[05:27] Elma
They support others by becoming a sacrifice.
[05:30] Kobayashi
Human sacrifices?!
[05:32] Elma
The dragons of the harmony
faction help humans,
[05:34] Elma
but many of my companions
claimed sacrifices in exchange.
[05:38] Elma
Those people became human
pillars and died...
[05:41] Elma
I couldn't stand watching that.
[05:43] Kobayashi
This discussion's taken
an awfully heavy turn.
[05:46] Elma
So, I wish you'd stop sacrificing
yourself and working so much!
[05:51] Elma
I'll lead the others for you!
[05:54] Kobayashi
Elma, bring your head closer.
[05:57] Kobayashi
Then close your eyes.
[05:58] Elma
Wh-What?
[06:00] Elma
Miss Kobayashi, you already have Tohru.
[06:03] Elma
Well, if you want that from me, I'm willing...
[06:08] Kobayashi
Ei!
[06:09] Elma
Ow!
[06:09] Elma
Ow!
[06:10] Elma
Ow!
[06:11] Elma
Wh-What are you doing?!
[06:13] Kobayashi
Hmph. That's called an unnecessary concern.
[06:17] Elma
What?
[06:19] Kobayashi
The world you live in now isn't the
same as the one you came from.
[06:23] Kobayashi
So, don't go thinking everything is the same.
[06:26] Kobayashi
There are no human sacrifices
in modern Japan.
[06:29] Kobayashi
Also, I still have my honor as your
senior here, so don't steal my work.
[06:33] Elma
I-I see.
[06:35] Kobayashi
Let's call an end to this competition, okay?
[06:38] Elma
Okay.
[06:39] Kobayashi
I'm glad you were concerned for me.
[06:42] Kobayashi
Thank you, Elma.
[06:44] Elma
Yeah.
[06:45] Kobayashi
Ahh, all done, all done.
[06:47] Kobayashi
Okay, Elma!
[06:49] Kobayashi
I'm taking you out for drinks with us today.
[06:51] Elma
Drinks?
[06:52] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun's already standing
by at our usual place.
[06:56] Elma
I bet it'll be fun to drink with everyone.
[06:58] Kobayashi
Uh-huh. There are some things you can
only talk about when liquored up, too.
[07:02] Elma
Oh?! Now I'm excited!
[07:04] Kobayashi
And what's with that outfit?!
[07:07] Kobayashi
You dragons piss me off,
always dressing like you can do anything!
[07:10] Takiya
I think this idea that you can
just wear glasses is thoughtless!
[07:14] Kobayashi
Also, your breasts are outrageous!
[07:16] Takiya
As a fellow glasses wearer, there are
big differences in size and frames!
[07:19] Takiya
If you're going to wear them,
I wish you'd think about those things first!
[07:21] Elma
I want to go home.
[07:27] Takiya
This is a popular collaboration cafe!
[07:29] Background
Here we go! Palflash!
[07:29] Takiya
We're lucky it's emptier on weekdays.
[07:33] Fafnir
Yeah.
[07:34] Staff
Sorry for the wait.
[07:36] Staff
Here's the special bonus
illustrated coaster you ordered.
[07:39] Takiya
There are 15 types, handed out at random.
[07:42] Takiya
You're in this with me
until I collect them all!
[07:45] Fafnir
Hmph, bring it on.
SIGN Urgent Notice
SIGN Beware Suspicious Person
SIGN Lately we've received several reports
of a suspicious individual.
SIGN >Dressed Entirely In Black, Long Hair
[07:51] Kobayashi
That's scary.
[07:53] Kobayashi
They're recruiting people for patrols.
[07:54] Tohru
They actually approached me, too.
[07:57] Kobayashi
Huh?
[07:57] Tohru
They were hopeful after the skill
[07:59] Tohru
I showed catching that thief in the
shopping district a while back.
[08:01] Kobayashi
Oh, yeah. That did happen.
[08:06] Kobayashi
Will this be okay?
[08:08] Tohru
Oh! You're worried for me?
[08:11] Kobayashi
No, for the suspicious person.
[08:12] Tohru
Goddammit!
[08:14] Sasakibe
Thanks for coming today, Tohru-chan.
[08:17] Sasakibe
It's unusual to see you in casual clothes.
[08:20] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi said I should
wear some from time to time.
SIGN Patrol
[08:23] Tohru
So, what should I be doing?
[08:26] Sasakibe
Just walk around the area and see
if you spot anything strange.
[08:30] Sasakibe
It's a little scary, though.
[08:32] Tohru
There's nothing that scares me.
[08:35] Tohru
In fact, please fear me!
[08:37] Sasakibe
My, how cute.
[08:39] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe, do you know any martial arts?
[08:41] Sasakibe
Not at all.
[08:43] Tohru
You'll be a hindrance
if anything does happen, then.
[08:47] Sasakibe
Nothing is going to happen.
[08:50] Sasakibe
This town is very safe.
[08:53] Sasakibe
A red zone right away?!
[08:55] Sasakibe
Why today, of all days?!
[08:57] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe, Miss Sasakibe.
[09:00] Sasakibe
Yes?
[09:01] Tohru
They're blocking the street
and getting in the way, right?
[09:03] Tohru
Let's go warn them.
[09:04] Sasakibe
Huh? But—
[09:06] Tohru
Hey!
[09:07] Tohru
You're being a nuisance if you loiter there!
[09:10] Delinquent
What?
[09:12] Delinquent
You got a problem with us?
[09:14] Tohru
I do.
[09:16] Tohru
Are you some species that
can't understand language?
[09:18] Delinquent
Huh?!
[09:20] Delinquent
Quit screwing with us!
[09:22] Delinquent
You idiot!
[09:23] Delinquent
He lashes out too fast!
SIGN Pinky Forehead Flick
[09:30] Delinquents
Huh?
[09:30] Tohru
I'll only warn you one more time,
so if you can't understand,
[09:34] Tohru
well, give up hope.
[09:36] Tohru
Get lost.
[09:38] Delinquent
We'll make you regret picking
a fight with Team Dragon Busters!
[09:43] Tohru
Now that's an irritating team name.
[09:45] Tohru
Well, let's refocus
and get back to our patrol.
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[09:49] Sasakibe
What will you do if they
come back for revenge?
[09:51] Tohru
Well, of course I'd—
SIGN Bean Jam Pancake
SIGN Bean Jam Pancake
[09:53] Elma
Hmm?
[09:54] Tohru
Suspicious person!
[09:55] Tohru
This era's most suspicious person!
[09:57] Elma
Wh-What?!
[09:58] Tohru
You're skipping work, aren't you?!
[10:00] Elma
I got out early today... Hmm?
[10:03] Elma
What's that armband for?
SIGN Patrol
[10:05] Tohru
I'm on patrol to maintain the peace.
[10:08] Elma
Huh?
[10:09] Elma
You are?
[10:10] Elma
You're doing something to
preserve the peace of the city?
[10:13] Tohru
I just said I am, didn't I?!
[10:19] Elma
Really?!
[10:20] Elma
You've finally found it for yourself?!
[10:22] Elma
A sense of justice?!
[10:24] Tohru
Huh?
[10:24] Elma
I'm so happy!
[10:26] Elma
From today on you can be
an agent of harmony, too!
[10:28] Elma
Allow me to help you with the patrol!
[10:30] Tohru
I think she's misunderstanding
something again.
[10:33] Sasakibe
Oh, would you like to take my place, then?
[10:36] Tohru
Miss Sasakibe?!
[10:37] Sasakibe
You said I'd be a hindrance, remember?
[10:40] Elma
I'm a bit more experienced
at detecting evil.
[10:44] Elma
Ask me anything you want.
[10:46] Tohru
I'd like to know how I can get rid of you.
[10:48] Elma
It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
[10:51] Elma
You can be cute sometimes, too.
[10:53] Tohru
So annoying.
[10:55] Tohru
Besides, what do you consider evil, anyway?
[10:58] Tohru
I'll overlook a bit of misconduct
as long as it's not bothering others.
[11:03] Elma
There was a book of laws, right?
[11:05] Elma
If they do anything against those,
we need to warn them.
[11:07] Boy
Hurry!
[11:08] Boy
It's going to turn red!
[11:11] Elma
Hey!
[11:13] Elma
That's a clear traffic violation!
SIGN Enforcement Order For The Road Traffic Act
Article 2
Flashing Blue Light With Person Shaped Symbol
Pedestrians shall not begin crossing the road,
and pedestrians currently crossing the road
must either quickly finish crossing or cease crossing
and return to their starting side.
[11:15] Elma
You could be fined up to 20,000 yen!
[11:17] Elma
I'll punish you villains!
[11:20] Tohru
Stop, stop.
[11:22] Tohru
What are you doing to kids?
[11:24] Elma
What?!
[11:24] Elma
You're defending evil?!
[11:26] Elma
You really are a chaos dragon!
[11:28] Tohru
Calm down.
[11:29] Children
I'm scared!
[11:29] Tohru
If you're going to go after all those
little things, I'm going home.
[11:30] Children
[11:32] Tohru
And what was that about punishment?
[11:34] Tohru
Violence is way worse, you know?
[11:37] Elma
Tohru, you're starting to resemble
Miss Kobayashi, aren't you?
[11:40] Tohru
Huh?! Really?!
[11:42] Tohru
Elma, you get it, don't you!
[11:44] Elma
Annoying.
[11:46] Tohru
You keep focusing on the little things
because you're walking without purpose.
[11:49] Tohru
Let's search for the suspicious person.
[11:51] Elma
What are they like?
[11:53] Tohru
According to the flier, the suspicious person
was dressed entirely in black with long hair.
[11:57] Tohru
Apparently he's also a tall man
with sharp eyes and glasses.
[12:01] Elma
Oh, that's pretty easy to understand.
[12:03] Tohru
They said he was spotted dancing
on the route to the elementary school.
[12:08] Elma
I see. Like that, then?
SIGN School Zone
[12:10] Tohru
Yes, just like that.
[12:14] Tohru
What's the meaning of this?
[12:17] Fafnir
I was practicing the choreography
for an event with Takiya.
[12:20] Tohru
Why here?
[12:22] Fafnir
Because our room's too small.
[12:24] Elma
You're a fearsome dragon,
so please show more prudence.
[12:29] Tohru
She's right. Think about your persona.
[12:32] Fafnir
And you two?
SIGN Patrol
[12:33] Tohru
We're on patrol.
[12:34] Fafnir
Well, good work.
[12:36] Fafnir
A chaos faction member and a harmony
faction member happily together...
[12:40] Fafnir
It would seem this world
causes us to go crazy.
[12:43] Tohru
And you're the one who's
gone the craziest from it.
[12:46] Tohru
Are you going to lecture me about
being too influenced by it again?
[12:48] Fafnir
No.
[12:50] Fafnir
Lately I kind of understand, but...
[12:54] Fafnir
I still think it's dangerous.
[12:57] Fafnir
The common sense of this world
[12:59] Fafnir
doesn't completely mesh
with our understanding,
[13:02] Fafnir
so never forget that.
[13:03] Tohru
But isn't reconciling that kind of fun?
[13:07] Delinquent
Found you!
[13:13] Delinquent
You did us real good earlier, huh?
[13:17] Delinquent
Looks like you're pretty capable,
[13:19] Delinquent
but this time that guy's here.
[13:21] Delinquent
The strongest local delinquent,
SIGN Dragon
[13:23] Delinquent
the Dragon of Destruction!
[13:25] Destruction
A woman, huh?
[13:27] Destruction
If you can fight,
gender doesn't matter.
[13:30] Destruction
But if you can't fight,
hurry up and apologize.
[13:34] Destruction
Oh, you'll fight?
[13:37] Destruction
I won't show any mercy, then.
[13:40] Delinquents
Get her, Ryuu-san!
[13:44] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:46] Tohru
Good grief, with this many...
[13:48] Tohru
I'll get the clothes
Miss Kobayashi gave me dirty.
[13:54] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:55] Tohru
I told you, didn't I?
[13:56] Tohru
If you can't understand, give up hope.
[13:58] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[13:59] Tohru
I'll make sure you can
never oppose me again.
[14:01] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
[14:06] Tohru
Shut up!
[14:23] Delinquent
Oh, hello, Tohru-san!
[14:25] Delinquent
Hello!
[14:26] Tohru
Hello.
[14:27] Kobayashi
You're getting a lot of greetings today.
SIGN B E A R
[14:35] Delinquent
Ryuu-san, let's go home already.
[14:38] Destruction
I won't just quietly stay defeated!
[14:41] Destruction
I'll get stronger and have my revenge!
[14:43] Delinquent
Ryuu-san!
[14:44] Delinquent
I-It's a bear!
[14:49] Destruction
Heh.
[14:49] Destruction
Perfect.
[14:51] Destruction
I'll show you I've gotten stronger!
[14:53] Delinquents
Ryuu-san!
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN When in Rome, Do as the Romans Do (It's Hard to Match Others)
[15:01] Commercial
Take, take, take me away somewhere,
[15:05] Commercial
jump, jump, jump to Parkour Land!
[15:09] Kanna
I want to go to an amusement park!
[15:12] Kobayashi
Huh?
[15:13] Kobayashi
I never did understand what was
so fun about amusement parks.
[15:18] Kanna
Mrr!
[15:20] Tohru
Have you never been to one, Miss Kobayashi?
SIGN Spot On
[15:23] Tohru
If so, we can go and
tell you what it's like.
[15:27] Kobayashi
A dragon's going to teach me
something about this world?
[15:30] Kobayashi
No.
[15:32] Kobayashi
Oh, well! I'll take you to one,
since I know them so well!
[15:36] Kobayashi
This is an exception, though!
[15:37] Kanna
Yay!
[15:38] Kanna
Can I invite Saikawa, too?
[15:39] Kobayashi
Sure.
SIGN Parkour Land
[15:42] Kobayashi
We're here.
[15:44] Tohru
What is this place?
[15:46] Tohru
It's hard to believe we're
still in the same country.
[15:48] Kobayashi
Right? So this is the kind of place it is.
[15:50] Tohru
Huh?!
[15:51] Kobayashi
No, it's nothing!
[15:52] Georgie
The unusual...
[15:54] Georgie
The fact that you encounter things you
can only find here creates memories,
[15:58] Georgie
and the things you interact with
let you forget your daily life.
[16:01] Tohru
That voice!
[16:02] Kobayashi
Georgie-sa— Huh?!
[16:04] Georgie
Yes, I am your guide to
this world of dreams.
[16:07] Georgie
This too could be considered
a type of a parlor maid.
[16:11] Kobayashi
Isn't that too broad an interpretation?
[16:13] Kobayashi
Part-time job?
[16:14] Georgie
My father's acquaintance runs this park,
so I'm helping him out.
[16:19] Georgie
Oh, right, there's a cafe I think
you'd like here in this area.
SIGN Parkour Land Park Map
[16:24] Kobayashi
Oh? We'll go try it.
[16:26] Georgie
Hey! I'm Parkour Land's Acro!
[16:29] Kobayashi
I can feel the passion.
[16:30] Georgie
Have fun here today!
[16:33] Kanna
Kobayashi, I'm going to go play
with Saikawa and the others.
[16:36] Kobayashi
All right.
[16:37] Kobayashi
Meet back up at the Ferris wheel at four.
[16:42] Kobayashi
Now, what shall we do?
[16:44] Tohru
It's just the two of us
adults now, isn't it?
[16:48] Tohru
Why are you readying a security buzzer?
SIGN Mirror House
[16:51] Tohru
Wow, a room lined with mirrors, huh?
[16:54] Kobayashi
There are so many reflections of me.
[16:57] Tohru
What do they have all
these mirrors here for?
[17:01] Kobayashi
To reexamine and reevaluate yourself.
SIGN Because it's a maze.
[17:04] Tohru
I see.
[17:06] Tohru
I have to accept that I'm
in human form right now.
[17:11] Kobayashi
I have to say, you're progressing
rather quickly, Tohru.
[17:14] Tohru
I can generally tell the way
from the echoes of sound.
[17:17] Kobayashi
You're like a bat.
[17:19] Georgie
Curse you!
[17:23] Saikawa
I'm scared of props!
[17:25] Kanna
Calm down, Saikawa.
[17:27] Kanna
I'll protect you.
SIGN Haunted House
SIGN Entrance
SIGN Exit
[17:35] Kobayashi
I know this one.
[17:36] Kobayashi
You spin this here.
[17:38] Tohru
Huh.
[17:41] Tohru
What makes this fun?
[17:43] Kobayashi
Uh, centrifugal force?
SIGN Having some fun
[17:45] Tohru
You mean humans try to experience
a stronger rotational force
[17:50] Tohru
to make themselves aware that they're
under the sway of the planet's rotation?
[17:54] Kobayashi
Centrifugal force and
rotational force aren't—
[17:56] Kobayashi
No, let's go with that!
[17:58] Kobayashi
That!
[17:59] Tohru
Let's go with that?
[18:01] Tohru
Can I try spinning it, too?
[18:03] Kobayashi
Go ahead.
[18:03] Tohru
There!
[18:07] Kanna
Oh!
[18:08] Ilulu
What is this? How do you play with it?
[18:14] Kanna
Oh!
[18:15] Ilulu
What is this? It's fun!
[18:17] Kanna
Spinning around.
[18:23] Saikawa
Sorry, I did it again.
[18:26] Ilulu
You're so funny, Saikawa.
[18:31] Georgie
This, too, is a maid's duty.
[18:34] Tohru
Unicorn, huh?
[18:36] Tohru
He really loves virgins.
[18:39] Kobayashi
Would he love me, too, then?
[18:41] Tohru
Your virginity is mine, so he can't have it.
[18:44] Kobayashi
Scary.
[18:45] Georgie
Have some candy.
[18:48] Ilulu
Lucky!
[18:49] Kanna
Thank you.
[18:49] Saikawa
Thank you so much.
[18:53] Kanna
Saikawa, is yours yummy, too?
[18:55] Saikawa
Yeah. Oh, sorry, though.
[18:57] Saikawa
I ate all of it.
[19:00] Kanna
That one tastes yummy, too.
[19:04] Ilulu
Oh, she held it back.
[19:05] Saikawa
I can do it when it counts!
[19:07] Ilulu
Really?
[19:09] Kanna
Me, too.
[19:16] Tohru
That was fun!
[19:19] Kobayashi
You sure complained quite a bit, though.
[19:21] Tohru
As long as I'm with you,
[19:22] Tohru
even the depths of the abyss where
light never reaches would be fun!
[19:26] Kobayashi
I wouldn't have fun there.
[19:28] Kobayashi
Though, I suppose you're right about
it being fun because we're together.
[19:33] Tohru
You had fun, too, didn't you, Miss Kobayashi?
[19:37] Kobayashi
The cafe Georgie-san mentioned
should be around here.
[19:43] Tohru
I know that.
[19:44] Tohru
That's the Victorian style
you mentioned once before.
[19:48] Tohru
Ah!
[19:49] Tohru
The best smile she's had at
any place we went today?!
[19:52] Kobayashi
Thank you.
[19:53] Kobayashi
Thank you, Georgie-san.
[19:55] Kobayashi
The taste is average.
[19:57] Kobayashi
Who to drink it with, huh?
[19:59] Tohru
You'll drink it with me, right?
SIGN Parkour Land
[20:03] Ilulu
Where are they?
[20:05] Kanna
Saikawa, are you okay?
[20:07] Saikawa
I-I'm fine.
[20:09] Saikawa
I'm just a little too happy.
[20:12] Saikawa
Georgie.
SIGN Hot Dogs
SIGN French Fries
[20:14] Georgie
You young ladies look
like you're having fun.
[20:17] Georgie
I took very nice photos of you all.
[20:20] Kanna
Oh, show me, show me!
[20:23] Ilulu
Ah, Kobayashi, you're late!
[20:25] Kobayashi
Sorry, sorry.
[20:27] Kobayashi
I stayed there too long...
[20:28] Kobayashi
Shall we all ride the Ferris wheel, then?
[20:35] Kobayashi
Did Georgie-san take those photos?
[20:38] Kanna
We all screamed and had fun.
[20:40] Ilulu
I'd love to live in a place this fun.
[20:43] Kobayashi
Sorry that my place is ordinary and boring.
[20:47] Kobayashi
What's the matter, Tohru?
[20:48] Tohru
Nothing, I've just been thinking.
[20:51] Tohru
These rides make very sharp
turns and rock up and down.
[20:55] Tohru
Then there's the buildings
with detailed designs
[20:57] Tohru
and mascot costumes modeled
after fantastical beasts.
[21:00] Kobayashi
Is she feeling nostalgic?
[21:01] Tohru
This...
[21:03] Tohru
is a facility to simulate
riding a dragon, isn't it?!
[21:06] Kobayashi
Huh?
[21:07] Tohru
I can't believe they'd make these things
just because they can't ride dragons themselves.
[21:10] Tohru
Humans are so despicable!
[21:12] Kobayashi
How did you even jump
to that interpretation?!
[21:15] Tohru
In other words, if you rode me you could
experience an amusement park every day!
[21:19] Kobayashi
You only have roller coasters!
[21:22] Kobayashi
Still, something like this
every now and then isn't so bad.
[21:28] Kobayashi
It is bad for my hips, though.
SIGN Gi Na Ve Me N
[21:36] Classmate
Nae.
[21:37] Classmate
Nae?
[21:40] Classmate
Georgie.
[21:42] Georgie
Oh, yes.
[21:43] Georgie
Good morning.
[21:45] Classmate
You've forgotten your own name, haven't you?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Saikawa
Kanna-san's Mom,
[23:23] Saikawa
I brought the photos from
the amusement park.
[23:24] Saikawa
There's a thousand!
[23:25] Kobayashi
That's a lot.
[23:26] Saikawa
Really?
[23:27] Saikawa
Let's select the best, then.
[23:28] Saikawa
Going through each one.
[23:30] Kobayashi
That's harsh.
[23:30] Kobayashi
I got it, I'm sorry.
[23:31] Kobayashi
They're all okay, then.
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Pisces
SIGN You might make a big mistake making others mad
SIGN Lucky Advice
Repent.
Also, skip sleep to study up.
SIGN That's stoic...
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Pisces!
E5 - Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
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SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[00:06] Kobayashi
Would you stop snarling at each
other every time you meet?
[00:09] Tohru
It's her fault for glaring at me!
[00:12] Elma
What?! Fried tofu fritters are delicious!
[00:14] Kobayashi
I guess there's no stopping it when you
tried to kill each other the moment you met.
[00:20] Tohru
Huh?
[00:21] Tohru
No, we didn't try to kill
each other at first.
[00:24] Elma
That's right.
[00:25] Elma
We didn't start that when we first met.
[00:27] Kobayashi
What was your first meeting like, then?
[02:05] (Flashback) Man
I heard there might be a civil war soon.
[02:08] (Flashback) Man
Looks like it.
[02:09] (Flashback) Man
The royal succession dispute
is finally coming to a head.
[02:12] (Flashback) Man
At this rate the neighboring country's
going to capitalize on it.
[02:16] (Flashback) Tohru
Hmm, humans are so foolish.
[02:19] (Flashback) Tohru
Every time they open their mouths,
it's about some conflict.
[02:19] Girl
That's mine!
[02:21] Boy
I found it first!
[02:22] (Flashback) Tohru
Do they have no intention of
enjoying their worthless lives?
[02:25] (Flashback) Man
She's here!
[02:26] (Flashback) Man
It's the priestess of the holy seas!
[02:28] (Flashback) Woman
Priestess?
[02:29] (Flashback) Man
She's come to our town, too!
[02:32] (Flashback) Woman
Yes, now we're saved!
[02:35] Tohru
Priestess of the holy seas?
[02:37] Tohru
I've heard of her.
[02:38] Tohru
Lately she's been intervening in
human conflicts and resolving them.
[02:44] Tohru
If the conflict is over water or food,
[02:46] Tohru
she creates lakes and
causes abundant harvests.
[02:50] Tohru
If they clash, she makes them lose their
will to fight with her miraculous power.
[02:53] Tohru
She must be a god or something
on par with them...
[02:57] Tohru
Either way, it's against the rules for
them to interfere in human society.
[03:06] Tohru
Well, let's see what she's like.
[03:21] Tohru
That woman!
[03:22] Tohru
She's neither god nor divine messenger!
[03:25] Tohru
Is she?
[03:26] Tohru
But if that's the case,
is she just fooling around?!
[03:38] (Flashback) Tohru
What do you think you're doing?
[03:40] (Flashback) Tohru
A dragon acting as a miraculous priestess?
[03:43] (Flashback) Tohru
You make me laugh.
[03:44] (Flashback) Elma
I could ask you the same thing.
[03:47] (Flashback) Elma
What is the Emperor of Demise's
daughter doing in a human village?
[03:51] (Flashback) Elma
Your name is Tohru, if I remember right?
[03:55] (Flashback) Elma
I just believe that humans
shouldn't fight each other,
[03:59] (Flashback) Elma
and it's foolish to spill unnecessary blood.
[04:02] (Flashback) Elma
I have the power to stop that, so I do.
[04:05] (Flashback) Tohru
So you're actually doing work,
unlike the other lazy harmony dragons.
[04:11] (Flashback) Tohru
I bet you've had quite a few
human sacrifices offered to you.
[04:14] (Flashback) Elma
I don't need any human sacrifices.
[04:17] (Flashback) Tohru
What? Why not?
[04:19] (Flashback) Elma
Why would anyone say
humans are tasty to eat?
[04:23] (Flashback) Elma
I'm sure there are much tastier
things in this world.
[04:27] (Flashback) Elma
It's my belief that humans
will create them.
[04:31] Tohru
I see.
[04:32] Tohru
She's the oddball Quetzalcoatl mentioned.
[04:35] (Flashback) Tohru
Are you Elma, then?
[04:37] (Flashback) Tohru
So what, you ask for food in return?
[04:41] (Flashback) Tohru
You sure you aren't better
suited to the chaos faction?
[04:44] (Flashback) Elma
You sound like a bit of an oddball yourself.
[04:48] (Flashback) Elma
None of the chaos dragons I've met thus far
were willing to engage in conversation.
[04:55] (Flashback) Tohru
I just slotted the act of judging
you in before destroying you.
[04:59] (Flashback) Elma
Judging me, huh?
[05:02] (Flashback) Elma
Would you like to accompany
me for a while, then?
[05:05] (Flashback) Tohru
What?
[05:08] (Flashback) Elma
Let's both judge the world
of humans together.
[05:14] Kobayashi
So you two traveled together for a while?
[05:17] Tohru
Yes, well...
[05:19] Tohru
I went along with her
self-righteousness for a bit.
[05:22] Elma
I must have been crazy at the time.
[05:25] Kobayashi
So you were both feeling
each other out, then?
[05:29] Kobayashi
Going around without pushing too hard as
two people with different value sets.
[05:34] Tohru
I guess you could say that?
[05:37] Tohru
I was more interested in Elma
[05:40] Tohru
than the goals of our species,
since she was doing as she pleased.
[05:45] Tohru
At least, I think that's
how it was at the time.
[05:47] Kobayashi
Mhmm. So then what?
[05:49] Tohru
It's simple.
[05:51] Tohru
We came to understand one another, so...
[05:53] Elma
We couldn't see eye to eye,
so after a few decades naturally we...
[05:57] Both
tried to kill each other.
[06:00] Kobayashi
That's not natural at all.
[06:09] (Flashback) Elma
Why?!
[06:10] (Flashback) Elma
Why did you destroy the palace?!
[06:13] (Flashback) Elma
This was supposed to be a symbol of peace!
[06:16] (Flashback) Tohru
Peace, huh?
[06:18] (Flashback) Tohru
The thought of a peace
requiring you gave me the chills.
[06:21] (Flashback) Elma
What?!
[06:23] (Flashback) Tohru
This palace was erected
to worship you as a god.
[06:29] (Flashback) Tohru
From it, a religion centered
around you took root
[06:31] (Flashback) Tohru
and adopted a class-based
society full of disparity.
[06:36] (Flashback) Tohru
In time there would come to be conflict
with those who refused to accept you.
[06:42] (Flashback) Elma
I would have forbidden that!
[06:44] (Flashback) Tohru
You're not listening to
what I'm trying to say.
[06:47] (Flashback) Tohru
Did you intend to remain here with
these humans for all eternity?
[06:52] (Flashback) Tohru
Granting the desires of others and
acting as a symbol of worship forever?
[06:58] (Flashback) Tohru
I'm asking you if you wanted to let yourself
get dragged into those humans' framework
[07:02] (Flashback) Tohru
when you thought were
operating under your own.
[07:08] (Flashback) Tohru
You've diverged from your
original intentions, Elma!
[07:11] (Flashback) Tohru
I'm disappointed in you!
[07:13] (Flashback) Tohru
I can't stand how disgraceful you've become.
[07:15] (Flashback) Tohru
So I'll kill you and wake those
humans from their dream.
[07:18] (Flashback) Elma
Now you've said it!
[07:20] (Flashback) Elma
Try to kill me, if you can!
[07:27] (Flashback) Elma
I knew it, too, you know.
[07:29] (Flashback) Elma
This wasn't going in a good direction.
[07:32] (Flashback) Elma
But what else could I do?
[07:34] (Flashback) Elma
The food they brought me
was just so delicious!
[07:45] Elma
She's...!
[07:48] Tohru
She's...!
[07:49] Both
Strong!
[08:11] Tohru
That was how we conclusively broke apart.
[08:16] Kobayashi
That sounds both grand and petty.
[08:19] Elma
In the end, I returned
to the harmony faction's base
[08:24] Elma
and didn't get involved with humans again.
[08:26] Kobayashi
So you two got along so well,
you could fight.
[08:29] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, did you listen
to any of our story just now?
[08:32] Elma
She's right, Miss Kobayashi!
[08:33] Elma
We're completely at odds with each other!
[08:35] Kobayashi
Really?
[08:37] Kobayashi
Tohru's been docile here,
[08:40] Kobayashi
and you have your hands too full
with work to try to lead humanity.
[08:44] Kobayashi
Wouldn't that mean you have
no reason to fight here?
[08:48] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi?
[08:50] Tohru
Do you not understand why
things are like that here?
[08:53] Kobayashi
Huh?
[08:54] Elma
Because the food here's delicious!
[08:56] Elma
Both Tohru and I are gluttons!
[08:59] Tohru
I really won't ever get along with you!
[09:01] Elma
What's that?!
[09:02] Tohru
You're always easily enticed by food!
[09:04] Elma
But tasting human culture is the
best way to understand humans!
[09:08] Tohru
You just want to stuff your face!
[09:11] Elma
You're totally hooked
on human food yourself!
[09:14] Kobayashi
They're so close they understand
each other's inner thoughts,
[09:14] Elma
Day after day, you're cooking food!
[09:16] Elma
Never tiring of it,
always in your maid outfit!
[09:17] Tohru
You're always in your office attire,
even on your days off, too!
[09:18] Kobayashi
and they fight to shave away
the parts they can't accept.
[09:21] Elma
Don't act like that's the same as
your unnatural appearance!
[09:23] Tohru
This is natural for me!
[09:23] Kobayashi
I always wanted friends like that myself.
[09:25] Elma
How is that natural?!
SIGN Together With You (Well, If We Get Along)
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Potato Chips
SIGN Maid in Love
[10:33] Tohru
I'll kill you.
[10:35] Ilulu
Huh?!
[10:37] Tohru
Day after day you laze about!
[10:38] Tohru
Why don't you go work a bit?!
[10:41] Ilulu
I've been thinking about my future.
[10:43] Ilulu
Just give me another century.
[10:44] Tohru
Don't think about it on a dragon's scale!
[10:48] Ilulu
I'll help you with your work for now, then.
[10:51] Tohru
What?!
[10:53] Tohru
There's no way you could
handle the work of a maid!
[10:56] Tohru
Please don't underestimate maids!
[10:57] Ilulu
That's what Kobayashi is
always saying to you.
[11:00] Ilulu
Though... Work, huh?
[11:02] Ilulu
Kobayashi does that, right?
[11:04] Tohru
That's right.
[11:05] Tohru
She's earning money for your food costs, too.
[11:08] Ilulu
All right, I'll work.
[11:10] Ilulu
At the same place as Kobayashi, then.
[11:12] Tohru
I'll erase you!
[11:14] Ilulu
What? You're scaring me.
[11:15] Tohru
I'll erase Elma, too!
[11:17] Ilulu
Why are you bringing Elma up?
[11:18] Elma
Achoo!
[11:21] Tohru
Would you like to search for a
place that'll employ you, then?
[11:23] Tohru
Using our PC or reading the classifieds?
[11:26] Ilulu
No, I'll look and decide for myself.
[11:29] Tohru
Hmph.
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[11:31] Tohru
Shall we go look around?
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District, Full of Smiles Every Day
SIGN Shop at Your Local Shopping District!
[11:33] Ilulu
It's my first time passing through here.
[11:35] Ilulu
I always went over the roofs.
[11:37] Tohru
You're like a cat.
[11:40] Tohru
Are you sure you wouldn't better
off living in the wild?
SIGN Clothes Shop
SIGN Tendon
[11:42] Tohru
Well, I will admit that you have
been putting in effort lately.
[11:46] Tohru
You did learn perception blocking...
[11:49] Tohru
And at some point you managed
to form proper hands.
SIGN Pork Cutlet
[11:53] Tohru
You have worked hard.
[11:54] Ilulu
I kind of like you like this.
[11:57] Ilulu
I like you.
[11:58] Tohru
Hmph, don't say such things so suddenly.
SIGN - Cleaning
SIGN Save with bulk! T-Shirts Dress Shirts Suits Special Price
[12:01] Ilulu
But I still like Kobayashi the most.
[12:03] Tohru
Why, you...!
[12:04] Tohru
Jeez, come on, come on.
[12:06] Tohru
Have you found something
you'd like to try doing?
[12:08] Ilulu
Hmm...
SIGN Sauces Pork Cutlet Vegetable Other
SIGN Hamburger
SIGN Vegetable Croquettes Cream Croquettes
SIGN Beef Cutlet
SIGN Tax Included
SIGN Freshly-Made Croquettes
[12:11] Ilulu
Meat and fish make me want to devour them.
SIGN High-Grade Beef Rib Roast
[12:13] Tohru
As expected from a fellow chaos dragon.
[12:15] Ilulu
Flowers make me want to trample them.
SIGN Flower Arrangements Currently 10% Off!
SIGN Roses 300 Yen Each
SIGN Tulips 250 Yen Each
[12:17] Tohru
It is our destiny to destroy.
[12:19] Ilulu
Books make me want to burn them.
[12:21] Tohru
Classic chaos dragon!
SIGN Good Conversational Skills
SIGN Expressive Writing
SIGN Become an AI
SIGN Train Your Body
[12:23] Tohru
It's forbidden to do all
those things here, though.
[12:25] Ilulu
Right...
[12:27] Ilulu
I hate those kinds of instinctual things.
[12:30] Tohru
Well, we're here because we denied them.
[12:33] Ilulu
You can do that?
[12:35] Tohru
Of course!
[12:36] Tohru
That means there's nowhere
you can work, though.
[12:38] Ilulu
Hey! Let's play!
[12:42] Kaneshiro
Sure, let's play!
[12:43] Kirishima
Want to go together?
[12:45] Ilulu
Go where?
[12:46] Kaneshiro
Shopping!
[12:47] Ilulu
Let's go!
[12:48] Kirishima
Over there!
[12:51] Boy
Yeah!
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[12:52] Boy
Close.
[12:52] Kaneshiro
Yoohoo! Kanna-chan, Saikawa-san!
[12:55] Saikawa
Oh, you're here.
[12:56] Kanna
Lady Tohru, Ilulu.
[12:58] Saikawa
Huh? What brings you here?
[13:01] Tohru
That's my question. Why are you here?
[13:03] Kanna
This is our hangout.
SIGN Oboro Shop
[13:06] Kirishima
So these ladies are friends
of yours, Kanna-chan?
[13:09] Tohru
I'm Tohru.
[13:10] Tohru
This is Ilulu.
[13:12] Tohru
We were searching for a
part-time job, but...
[13:19] Girl
Which should we get?
[13:20] Both
They all taste the same.
[13:22] Boy
All right!
[13:23] Kirishima
Kanna-chan, this would look good on you.
[13:25] Kaneshiro
You, too, Saikawa-san.
[13:31] Kanna
We match.
[13:34] Aida
I haven't seen you before.
[13:36] Aida
Are you the maid's little sister?
[13:38] Tohru
So this is your shop, Ms. Aida?
[13:41] Tohru
Ilulu, this is Ms. Aida.
[13:44] Tohru
We've met often at the
neighborhood association meetings.
[13:47] Tohru
Oh, what happened to your leg?
[13:50] Aida
Oh, I messed it up while jogging.
[13:53] Aida
I'm getting old now, so I've been
thinking of closing up shop.
[13:56] Three
No way!
[13:59] Aida
But as you can see, I just can't.
[14:03] Ilulu
There are a lot of kids here.
[14:05] Aida
That's because we're a candy shop.
[14:07] Aida
Different children have been
coming here for decades now.
[14:12] Ilulu
Could I work here?!
[14:15] Aida
How old are you?
[14:17] Tohru
She's the same age as me.
[14:18] Aida
The same as you?
[14:20] Aida
Hmm, what should I do?
[14:23] Aida
I was thinking of letting
my grandson run the shop,
[14:26] Aida
but I guess it would be
better to have someone
[14:28] Aida
enthusiastic about it than
someone reluctant to do it.
[14:31] Tohru
I would ask you to let her, as well.
[14:46] Aida
Okay!
[14:47] Kobayashi
Huh.
[14:48] Kobayashi
Working part time at a candy store, huh?
[14:50] Kanna
It's Oboro Shop.
[14:52] Kanna
Do you know about it, Kobayashi?
[14:54] Kobayashi
It's at the end of the
shopping district, right?
[14:57] Tohru
She got hired thanks to
my voice of authority.
[15:01] Ilulu
She displayed firm command
of her emotions,
[15:03] Ilulu
and I thought she was terrifying.
[15:05] Tohru
Praise me more.
[15:06] Kobayashi
Is that really praise?
[15:11] Ilulu
Will it all be okay?
[15:16] Kobayashi
Worried?
[15:18] Kobayashi
You chose it because you were
interested in it, right?
[15:28] Kobayashi
I started my job with vague feelings
and found things that made it fulfilling, too.
[15:33] Kobayashi
So I think that's a fine way to start work.
[15:38] Ilulu
I see.
[15:41] Tohru
I'm a maid because I was interested in it,
too, and it's very fulfilling!
[15:44] Tohru
So pet me!
[15:46] Kobayashi
Ilulu.
[15:48] Kobayashi
Make sure you listen to others
and learn your tasks properly.
[15:52] Kobayashi
Don't let yourself be like this maid.
[15:56] Tohru
M-Miss Kobayashi!
[16:29] Tohru
Hmph.
[16:34] Friend
What's wrong, Take?
[16:35] Taketo
My grandma hurt her leg.
[16:38] Friend
So you're stuck helping out?
[16:40] Taketo
No. Apparently she hired someone, so she just
asked me to support them to start.
SIGN Aida Taketo
[16:45] Friend
Huh. That stubborn old woman hired
someone outside the family.
[16:48] Taketo
I'm taking a uniform over today,
[16:52] Taketo
but get a look at this.
[16:54] Taketo
It's sized for an adult man.
[16:56] Friend
So she hired a guy?
[16:59] Taketo
I have no idea where she met him.
[17:01] Taketo
If he's some weirdo, I'm chasing him out.
[17:03] Friend
So cool, Taketo-kun.
[17:05] Taketo
Shut up.
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[17:07] Taketo
Jeez.
[17:07] Taketo
What the heck are they like?
[17:10] Ilulu
Welcome.
[17:12] Taketo
A-Adult size!
[17:13] Taketo
Crazy!
[17:16] Ilulu
Aida's grandson?
[17:18] Taketo
I'm Aida Taketo.
[17:20] Ilulu
I'm Ilulu. I'm 16.
[17:22] Ilulu
That's what we're telling people.
[17:24] Taketo
The same age?
[17:25] Taketo
Going by the name... you're a foreigner?
[17:28] Taketo
How'd you meet Grandma?
[17:30] Ilulu
I met her here,
[17:31] Ilulu
asked her to let me work,
and she hired me.
[17:33] Taketo
That was decided way too easily.
[17:36] Taketo
This is suspicious.
[17:37] Taketo
She has to have some ulterior motive for
suddenly wanting to work here like this.
[17:40] Ilulu
So, what are you here for?
[17:42] Taketo
Oh, yeah, your uniform.
[17:45] Taketo
An apron and a white shirt.
[17:46] Ilulu
Stuff to wear?
[17:48] Ilulu
Got it.
[17:49] Taketo
Pfft!
[17:50] Taketo
Hey! A pervert?! Are you a pervert?!
[17:53] Ilulu
Oh, right.
[17:54] Ilulu
Shame.
[17:55] Ilulu
I forgot.
[17:56] Ilulu
Naughty boy.
[17:57] Taketo
Don't act ashamed while
rolling up your shirt!
[18:00] Taketo
Go change in back! In back!
[18:01] Ilulu
Oh, that's how it is.
[18:04] Taketo
What was that?
[18:05] Taketo
Does she come from a country
with that kind of culture?
[18:07] Taketo
I want to go there!
[18:08] Ilulu
Hey, Taketo?
[18:10] Taketo
Just Take's fine.
[18:12] Taketo
What's wrong?
[18:13] Ilulu
I can't get the buttons on this closed.
[18:16] Taketo
Y-You'll be fine like that.
[18:18] Ilulu
Okay, then.
[18:20] Ilulu
You're a pervert, aren't you?
[18:21] Taketo
Huh?! What are you saying?!
[18:23] Ilulu
You're staring.
[18:24] Taketo
I-I'm not staring!
[18:27] Taketo
I'll be back here, so ask if there's
anything you don't understand.
[18:33] Taketo
She's a weirdo in a different way!
[18:37] Taketo
I'm surprised Grandma decided
to hire such a mysterious person.
[18:41] Taketo
She makes way less sense than someone
with ulterior motives and it's scary.
[18:45] Taketo
Can she even do the work?
[18:47] Boy
This please.
[18:48] Ilulu
Sure thing.
[18:49] Girl
Give me that one.
[18:51] Ilulu
This one?
[18:52] Girl
Yeah.
SIGN Water Balloons
[18:53] Ilulu
Do we sell these individually?
[18:55] Taketo
Yeah, that's right.
SIGN Lucky
[18:58] Taketo
She's actually trying to do an honest job.
[18:59] Boy
Yay!
[19:01] Taketo
Wait. Even more so than I would, huh?
[19:04] Taketo
Is that why Grandma hired her?
[19:04] Girl
Wow! Why do you have such big breasts?
[19:08] Taketo
Whoa! An elementary schooler's blazing
fastball of innocent sexual harassment!
[19:10] Taketo
How will you divert it?
[19:11] Ilulu
These are my flame sacs.
They're big so they can hold fire.
[19:15] Girl
I see.
[19:16] Taketo
What kind of nonsense deflection is that?!
[19:19] Girl
Are they heavy?
[19:20] Girl
Do they make your shoulders stiff?
[19:22] Ilulu
Hmm, would you like to hold them?
[19:25] Taketo
Wait! Wait! Wait!
[19:26] Taketo
Hey, don't do anything weird!
[19:34] Ilulu
Are you okay, Take?
[19:37] Taketo
S-S-Sorry!
[19:39] Ilulu
Oh, right.
[19:41] Ilulu
Naughty boy.
[19:43] Taketo
Why's your reaction so delayed?!
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[19:46] Girl
Bye-bye!
[19:48] Girl
Goodbye!
[19:49] Ilulu
Later!
[19:57] Ilulu
You know,
[19:58] Ilulu
I like kids.
[20:00] Ilulu
I like playing with them.
[20:03] Ilulu
But I can't play while I'm working.
[20:06] Ilulu
So I wanted to work somewhere
where children have fun.
[20:15] Taketo
It's time to close up shop.
[20:18] Ilulu
Yeah.
[20:19] Taketo
Want to play for a bit?
[20:20] Taketo
I'll show you how to spin the top.
[20:23] Ilulu
Oh, that thing!
[20:24] Ilulu
Teach me! Teach me!
[20:25] Ilulu
I'll bring it over!
[20:27] Taketo
She's a nice girl.
[20:29] Taketo
Looks like I won't have
to worry about Grandma.
[20:32] Ilulu
Take, I like you.
[20:34] Taketo
What? That's my line.
[20:36] Ilulu
Second to Kobayashi.
[20:38] Taketo
Who's Kobayashi?
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[20:41] Ilulu
I brought it.
[20:43] Taketo
Watch closely.
[20:51] (Flashback) Elma
Did you know?
[20:52] (Flashback) Elma
Apparently humans make wishes on stars.
[20:56] (Flashback) Tohru
Huh?
[20:58] (Flashback) Elma
Apparently they pray to stars for peace,
[21:00] (Flashback) Elma
bountiful harvests, and happiness
for themselves and their families.
[21:05] (Flashback) Tohru
So they don't care who grants their wishes,
as long as they're granted?
[21:10] (Flashback) Tohru
What an utterly inferior species.
[21:13] (Flashback) Elma
What would you wish for?
[21:15] (Flashback) Elma
If your wish could come true.
[21:21] (Flashback) Tohru
Nothing, really.
[21:26] (Flashback) Elma
As for me...
[21:27] (Flashback) Tohru
You'd probably just wish for lots
of delicious food to eat, right?
[21:31] (Flashback) Elma
You know me well, don't you?
[21:34] (Flashback) Elma
But that's not all.
[21:37] (Flashback) Tohru
What then?
[21:38] (Flashback) Elma
I'd wish for your share
of delicious food, too.
[21:46] (Flashback) Tohru
Have it your way.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Elma
Our lunch break is too short!
[23:23] Elma
Don't you agree, Miss Kobayashi?!
[23:25] Kobayashi
You think so?
[23:26] Elma
Lately there's five places
I want to visit for lunch,
[23:29] Elma
but I can only hit two of them!
[23:31] Kobayashi
Normal people wouldn't go
to multiple places!
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
[23:32] Elma
I'm hungry!
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Capricorn
SIGN You might get tired from heavy breasts
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN It helps to rest them on your desk.
SIGN I'm glad mine are small.
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Capricorn.
E6 - Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
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[00:09] Shouta
What are you doing?!
[00:11] Lucoa
You looked cold, so I thought
I'd be a blanket for you.
[00:14] Lucoa
Since I am your familiar.
[00:16] Shouta
I don't need that!
[00:20] Shouta
It's been like this ever
since Lucoa came here.
[00:23] Shouta
Whenever I'm home, she's glued to me.
[00:25] Shouta
I'm a man, too, you know!
[00:30] Shouta
All right!
[00:31] Shouta
I have to take back control!
[00:34] Shouta
I'll teach her who's boss!
[02:19] Shouta
I'll uncover her weakness.
[02:21] Lucoa
Now, then.
[02:26] Lucoa
Being naked really is the most comfortable.
[02:29] Shouta
What is she doing?!
[02:31] Lucoa
Ah, I really do hate clothes.
[02:35] Lucoa
That sure is a shortcoming.
[02:38] Shouta
Lucoa, Lucoa.
[02:40] Lucoa
Hmm?
[02:41] Lucoa
What is it, Shouta-kun?
[02:43] Shouta
Here, take this!
[02:44] Lucoa
Huh?
[02:45] Shouta
Your master commands you!
[02:47] Shouta
Wear those clothes!
[02:48] Shouta
Now, feel uncomfortable
and weep for it to end!
[02:52] Lucoa
I tried it on.
[02:55] Lucoa
Thank you for the present.
[02:58] Shouta
Shit. Onto something else.
[03:01] Shouta
How will she handle something bitter?
SIGN Black Coffee
[03:04] Lucoa
Thank you.
[03:07] Shouta
I'm the one who can't stand that!
[03:11] Shouta
What about our neighbor's scary dog?
[03:16] Shouta
Again, I'm the one who's scared of that!
[03:20] Shouta
I'm going to be the greatest mage.
[03:24] Shouta
I have to have perfect
control over my familiar.
[03:27] Shouta
I'm sorry!
[03:31] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san's weaknesses?
[03:33] Shouta
Yeah.
[03:34] Tohru
In that case, I know something good.
[03:36] Shouta
Really?
[03:37] Tohru
Her weakness is those breasts of hers!
[03:39] Tohru
It's hard for her dodge attacks with those.
[03:42] Shouta
I don't mean combat weaknesses!
[03:44] Tohru
Hmm, in that case, probably liquor.
[03:46] Shouta
Liquor?
[03:48] Kobayashi
Didn't Lucoa-san say she
could hold her liquor well?
[03:51] Tohru
Well, she can hold her alcohol well.
[03:54] Tohru
But it's not that. It's that
she's a sucker for liquor.
[03:57] Tohru
She's usually well guarded, but she'll
drink liquor without caution.
[04:02] Tohru
So, if you put poison or such in liquor,
she won't even notice.
[04:04] Shouta
That would kill her, though!
[04:06] Kobayashi
You're asking about weaknesses,
[04:08] Kobayashi
but from a dragon's point of view we
humans are just full of weaknesses.
[04:12] Kobayashi
Even if you manage to get something over her,
do you think that would sway Lucoa-san?
[04:17] Kobayashi
Isn't your current
relationship good enough?
[04:20] Shouta
It's not.
[04:21] Shouta
Lucoa...
[04:23] Shouta
she's always wandering around somewhere,
[04:25] Shouta
or teasing me,
[04:27] Shouta
or making fun of me.
[04:29] Shouta
She doesn't respect me.
[04:31] Shouta
That's why I want to strike
at one of her weaknesses
[04:34] Shouta
and prove myself to her.
[04:36] Tohru
I believe she already respects you, though.
[04:39] Shouta
Huh?
[04:40] Tohru
Miss Lucoa was never the type
to stay in one place for very long.
[04:44] Tohru
The fact that she's still with
you means she does like you.
[04:47] Lucoa
Huh? Shouta-kun?
[04:49] Lucoa
You were here?
[04:50] Shouta
H-How long have you been here?!
[04:52] Lucoa
I just arrived.
[04:56] Shouta
I-I'm going home.
[05:00] Lucoa
I'll escort you, then.
[05:02] Kobayashi
Nice seeing you.
[05:10] Lucoa
I would have told you
my weakness if you just asked.
[05:14] Shouta
Huh?
[05:15] Lucoa
The thing I hate most is losing a home.
[05:20] Lucoa
I once made a huge mistake, you know.
[05:23] Lucoa
So I was driven out of my homeland.
[05:25] Lucoa
It made me very sad.
[05:28] Lucoa
Ever since then, I've been
afraid of settling in one place.
[05:32] Lucoa
But then a friend I thought
would never have a home
[05:36] Lucoa
found one for herself.
[05:38] Lucoa
It made me kind of jealous.
[05:40] Shouta
So that's why you came to me?
[05:43] Shouta
But... why me?
[05:45] Lucoa
You're the one who said it, you know.
[05:47] Lucoa
You asked me to be here with you.
[05:49] Lucoa
I was so happy to hear that.
[05:52] Shouta
But that was as a familiar...
[05:57] Shouta
To be honest, I already know.
[05:59] Shouta
You're an incredible being and I'm not
a good match for you, as immature as I am.
[06:04] Lucoa
That's right.
[06:06] Lucoa
I am an incredible familiar,
so I understood you at first glance.
[06:12] Lucoa
You're a good boy who's kind and trying hard,
even if you're overextending yourself.
[06:17] Lucoa
Knowing that was good enough for me.
[06:21] Shouta
Thank you.
[06:24] Lucoa
Good boy.
[06:27] Shouta
I do wish she'd stop treating
me like a child, though.
[06:35] Lucoa
Shouta-kun,
[06:37] Lucoa
I'm willing whenever you want it, okay?
[06:40] Shouta
Wh-What do you mean by that?!
[06:46] Kobayashi
What's the matter?
[06:47] Kobayashi
It's unusual for you to sigh like that.
[06:49] Takiya
Well, my parents are paying
a visit to my place.
[06:53] Kobayashi
Huh?! Then Fafnir-san has to...
[06:55] Takiya
Yeah.
[06:56] Takiya
I asked him to go adventure in the mountains
or something while they're here, but...
[07:01] (Flashback) Fafnir
I absolutely refuse!
[07:03] Takiya
A new, hardcore game is
releasing at the same time.
[07:08] Kobayashi
Then you'll just have to introduce them.
[07:10] Takiya
Right.
[07:11] Takiya
Both of my parents are pretty forward,
[07:13] Takiya
so the thought of them angering Faf-kun
[07:15] Takiya
and watching my goods get
half-destroyed is... ahh!
[07:18] Kobayashi
You're worried about your otaku collection?!
[07:21] Fafnir
I refuse.
[07:22] Fafnir
I can't afford to move from this spot
until I've collected all the treasures.
[07:27] Takiya
You're hooked on it.
SIGN Takeru attacks!
[07:29] Takiya
You've already beaten the game,
SIGN It deals 120 damage to Siegfried!
[07:31] Takiya
so why not take a little break?
[07:34] Fafnir
I can keep fighting for tens
of thousands of years.
[07:38] Fafnir
You don't need to worry about me.
[07:41] Fafnir
Tch, another bust.
[07:43] Takiya
Well, what should I do about this?
[07:50] Tohru
Coming.
[07:53] Tohru
Uhh, how do you get Mister
Fafnir to listen to you?
[07:57] Takiya
I figured you might know since you've
known him a long time, Tohru-chan.
[08:01] Tohru
Very well.
[08:02] Tohru
I do owe you for planning that
hot springs trip for us.
[08:06] Takiya
Thank you!
[08:07] Takiya
So come on, tell me how—
[08:09] Tohru
With force!
[08:10] Tohru
You have to force him
to obey you with might!
[08:12] Tohru
That's the only way!
[08:14] Takiya
Him? With force?!
[08:17] Takiya
You do know that's impossible
when you say that, right?
[08:19] Tohru
Well, that really is the only
method I can think of with him.
SIGN In Call
SIGN Kobayashi-san
[08:24] Tohru
When I first met him,
[08:26] Tohru
he attacked me for trying to sleep
in his cavern and we ended up fighting...
[08:32] (Flashback) Fafnir
You're not bad.
[08:34] (Flashback) Tohru
Neither are you.
[08:36] Tohru
So, once we recognized
each other's strength,
[08:38] Tohru
he finally decided to share a little
space in the cavern with me.
[08:41] Takiya
So your first time meeting
really was like that.
[08:44] Tohru
Well, if my advice isn't helpful,
why not try asking Miss Lucoa?
[08:47] Kanna
Ahh.
[08:49] Kobayashi
Ahh.
[08:49] Takiya
That woman, huh?
[08:51] Takiya
What's her contact info?
[08:52] Tohru
Hey, Kanna!
[08:55] Takiya
She hung up on me.
[08:57] Takiya
Do I have any way to contact her?
[09:02] Takiya
I did register Shouta-kun to my friends
list last time we played games together.
[09:08] Shouta
Huh? Lucoa?
[09:10] Shouta
She said she was going abroad to have fun.
[09:13] Shouta
She's not here now.
[09:14] Takiya
Shoot.
[09:16] Shouta
Do you need help with something?
[09:18] Shouta
If I can, I'd be happy to help?
[09:20] Takiya
You would?
[09:21] Shouta
Yes.
[09:22] Shouta
I'm constantly improving my
skills as a mage every day.
[09:26] Shouta
Helping others out would just
be part of my training.
[09:29] Takiya
You're a very responsible boy.
[09:32] Takiya
Truth is...
[09:34] Shouta
Impossible.
[09:35] Shouta
That man's a terrifying dragon, right?
[09:38] Takiya
Yeah, I suppose he would be.
[09:41] Takiya
Hmm. I guess it'll be easier to do something
about my parents instead of Faf-kun.
[09:46] Shouta
Faf-kun?
[09:47] Shouta
If I recall, his name is Fafnir, right?
[09:50] Shouta
Is that a unique nickname you call him by?
[09:52] Takiya
Huh? Yeah, it is.
[09:55] Shouta
And he's accepted that
nickname as his own, then?
[09:59] Takiya
He said he doesn't mind it.
[10:02] Shouta
You can form a pact, then.
[10:04] Takiya
A pact?
[10:05] Shouta
If you've given him a name
and he's accepted it,
[10:08] Shouta
then the preparations to form
a pact are nearly complete.
[10:14] Shouta
Take this.
[10:15] Takiya
What is it?
[10:17] Shouta
An orb of magic power.
[10:19] Shouta
I've poured my own magic power into it.
[10:21] Shouta
This should be enough for even someone
without magic power like yourself
[10:25] Shouta
to activate the ritual to forge a pact.
[10:29] Takiya
Hmm.
[10:30] Takiya
You're incredible, Shouta-kun.
[10:32] Shouta
Uhh, so about that...
[10:34] Shouta
Could I ask you for something in return?
[10:37] Takiya
Oh? Like some of my lifespan?
[10:39] Shouta
A devil would ask for that.
[10:43] Shouta
I was hoping you could teach me
[10:47] Shouta
how to be a cool adult like you.
[10:49] Takiya
Huh?!
[10:50] Takiya
That's a pretty surprising request.
[10:52] Takiya
I'm not confident I can help.
[10:54] Takiya
I'm super pathetic, you know?
[10:56] Shouta
It's a promise!
[11:01] Takiya
A pact, huh?
[11:04] Takiya
I'm home.
[11:09] Takiya
A master-servant pact...
[11:15] Takiya
Faf-kun.
[11:16] Fafnir
Hmm?
[11:17] Takiya
You can have it.
[11:21] Fafnir
What?
[11:23] Fafnir
An orb of magic power?
[11:25] Fafnir
This little thing
[11:29] Fafnir
won't get me to go outside.
[11:31] Takiya
Tch, no luck, huh?
[11:34] Takiya
At least tell me, then.
[11:36] Takiya
Why did someone as prideful as you
[11:38] Takiya
permit me to give you a nickname?
[11:41] Takiya
I didn't even know there was a risk to that.
[11:43] Fafnir
You...
[11:46] Fafnir
Hmph.
[11:47] Fafnir
You should be grateful to the brat
that gave you that measly orb.
[11:51] Takiya
He gave it to me in return for
some advice from an adult.
[11:55] Fafnir
Adult, huh?
[11:58] Fafnir
What do you think the term
"adult" means to a dragon?
[12:01] Takiya
Huh?
[12:02] Takiya
Well, it means they've matured
out of their immature state?
[12:04] Fafnir
No, it doesn't.
[12:06] Fafnir
That only refers to the
physical state of the body.
[12:09] Fafnir
There is no concept of adult
or child in a dragon's mind.
[12:13] Fafnir
Only strength exists when
you live as a dragon.
[12:18] Fafnir
Their state of mind is dependent upon that.
[12:21] Fafnir
Parents don't protect
their offspring, either.
[12:23] Fafnir
Dragons didn't start talking
about "adult" or "child"
[12:26] Fafnir
until after there were more
dragons interacting with humans.
[12:30] Fafnir
Do you understand, Takiya?
[12:33] Fafnir
It means dragons are mimicking humans.
[12:36] Fafnir
They know such values will lead
to foolishness, but desire them anyway.
[12:42] Fafnir
So do the dragons that are here.
[12:47] Fafnir
We're just masquerading as humans.
[12:51] Takikya
You don't really believe that.
[12:53] Takikya
I can tell at least that much.
[12:57] Fafnir
Yeah.
[13:00] Fafnir
Tohru has firmly declared she
won't regret such foolishness.
[13:05] Fafnir
And that human, Kobayashi,
drove away the Emperor of Demise.
[13:09] Fafnir
I grew curious as to why they would
go so far to keep up the act.
[13:13] Fafnir
So, I decided to try playing the
game a bit myself to learn more.
[13:18] Fafnir
That's the only reason I let
you give me a nickname.
SIGN Get!! Unique Skill
SIGN Siegfried dropped Gram.
SIGN Please press any button to—
[13:23] Fafnir
It finally dropped!
[13:26] Fafnir
Great! This is great!
[13:30] Fafnir
Takiya!
[13:31] Fafnir
I'm in a good mood now,
[13:32] Fafnir
so if you beat me I'll play along
with you and your family or whatever.
[13:36] Takiya
Huh?
[13:37] Takiya
But I can't beat you in strength.
[13:39] Fafnir
Who said it had to be in strength?
[13:44] Takiya
I'm not going to lose!
[13:46] Fafnir
You dare to challenge me, human?!
[13:47] Fafnir
You'll never be able to defeat me!
[13:50] Fafnir
Ah, stop!
[13:51] Fafnir
Don't use instakill combos!
[13:52] Takiya
Weak humans will use any means necessary!
[14:01] Takiya
What you think is cool is
just my outward appearance.
[14:05] Takiya
So, being a cool guy starts with
creating your outward appearance.
[14:11] Shouta
Huh?!
SIGN Uncanny Relationships (One Side Is a Dragon)
SIGN Episode 6
[14:20] Hachisuka
The other day I went as far
as where the rivers meet.
[14:24] Kuroda
If that's true, it's worthy of praise.
[14:27] Hachisuka
It is true!
[14:28] Hachisuka
I have pictures, too!
[14:30] Kuramoto
Nice, that's a great photo.
[14:34] Hachisuka
Right?! Incredible, right?!
[14:36] Kuroda
Stop!
[14:37] Saikawa
You're so annoying, Hachisuka.
[14:39] Saikawa
Even caterpillars can go there.
[14:41] Hachisuka
What's that, Saikawa?!
[14:43] Hachisuka
You saying you can make it there, too?!
[14:45] Saikawa
Of course!
[14:46] Hachisuka
You better go there, then!
[14:48] Hachisuka
Bring back pictures as proof, too!
[14:50] Saikawa
That's a piece of cake.
[14:53] Saikawa
What do I do?
[14:55] Saikawa
Why did I have to say that?
[14:58] Kanna
Let's go together.
[15:00] Saikawa
But we'll have to walk a long way
to reach where the rivers meet.
[15:04] Kanna
That's fine.
[15:05] Kanna
Let's go together.
[15:07] Saikawa
Kanna-san!
[15:09] Tohru
Here, Kanna.
[15:11] Tohru
Your lunch and tea.
[15:13] Ilulu
Here, candy from the candy shop.
[15:15] Kanna
Thank you, Lady Tohru, Ilulu.
[15:20] Kobayashi
Have fun.
[15:21] Kanna
Mmm.
[15:26] Kanna
Saikawa.
[15:27] Saikawa
Kanna-san!
[15:30] Saikawa
Feels kind of grown-up,
heading out somewhere by ourselves.
[15:36] Saikawa
Georgie lent me this.
[15:39] Saikawa
She said to use it to contact
her if anything happens.
[15:42] Saikawa
With this, we're all set to
take photos as proof, too!
[15:46] Saikawa
Tch.
[15:48] Both
Skip, skip, love, love, skip.
[15:55] Saikawa
Let's only step on the white parts.
[15:58] Kanna
If you fall, you're dead.
[16:16] Kanna
Saikawa, you died.
[16:18] Saikawa
I'm immortal!
[16:20] Kanna
Not fair!
[16:21] Saikawa
Is too fair!
[16:23] Kanna
Not fair!
[16:24] Saikawa
Is too fair!
[16:44] Saikawa
Hey, Kanna-san.
[16:45] Saikawa
Pass!
[16:47] Kanna
Saikawa!
[16:55] Youth
Nirvana!
[17:03] Both
One, two, and three!
[17:06] Saikawa
Your lunch looks so good, Kanna-san.
[17:09] Kanna
Lady Tohru made it for me.
[17:12] Kanna
Yours looks good, too, Saikawa.
[17:14] Saikawa
Yes. Georgie's great at cooking!
[17:17] Both
Thank you for the food.
[17:27] Saikawa
Ah, I dropped it!
[17:30] Saikawa
K-Kanna-san, would you let me
use your chopsticks with you?
[17:35] Kanna
I'll lend you my spare chopsticks.
[17:38] Saikawa
Thank you!
[17:39] Saikawa
I'll use them with care!
[17:41] Saikawa
Tch!
[17:47] Saikawa
I can use this!
[17:48] Saikawa
Nice going, Georgie!
[17:51] Saikawa
Kanna-san, want some potato straws?
[17:53] Kanna
I do!
[17:55] Saikawa
Th-Then...
[17:58] Saikawa
Here, Fanna-fan!
[18:13] Kanna
Saikawa, want some rolled omelets?
[18:16] Saikawa
M-My heart is so full right now.
[18:19] Kanna
That's a shame.
[18:20] Kanna
I ate some of it already,
but it's really yummy.
[18:23] Saikawa
You ate some?!
[18:26] Saikawa
You ate some!
[18:41] Saikawa
There are all kinds of people here.
[18:44] Saikawa
I wonder why everyone's coming to the river.
[18:48] Kanna
I love rivers.
[18:50] Kanna
It feels great to bathe in the water.
[18:53] Saikawa
Bathe in the water?!
[18:54] Kanna
Mmm.
[18:55] Saikawa
Kanna-san bathing in the water!
[18:57] Saikawa
Kanna-san!
[18:59] Kanna
Oh!
[19:05] Saikawa
Kanna-san's an angel!
[19:08] Saikawa
Huh?
[19:12] Saikawa
Huh?!
[19:13] Elma
This feels so good!
[19:18] Kanna
Lady Elma, you forgot your
perception blocking.
[19:22] Elma
Oh, no!
[19:25] Saikawa
Photo, photo evidence!
[19:29] Saikawa
Kanna-san, move!
[19:31] Saikawa
So cute!
[19:32] Saikawa
But right now...!
[19:37] Saikawa
Oh my?
[19:39] Saikawa
Huh? Where did it go?!
[19:47] Saikawa
We did it, Kanna-san!
[19:50] Saikawa
We made it to where they meet!
[19:52] Kanna
Oh!
[19:53] Saikawa
We need to take a photo for proof!
[19:58] OldMan
Want me to take it for you?
[20:00] Saikawa
Huh?
[20:02] Saikawa
Oh...
[20:07] Saikawa
If you would, please.
[20:08] OldMan
Sure.
[20:10] OldMan
Okay, here I go.
[20:11] Kanna
Oh!
[20:12] Saikawa
Okay, Kanna-san!
[20:16] Both
Thank you very much.
[20:19] OldWoman
Where did you two come from?
[20:20] Saikawa
From Oborozuka.
[20:22] OldWoman
My, you walked quite far.
[20:25] Saikawa
We thought we'd walk up
to where the rivers meet.
[20:28] OldMan
Oh?
[20:29] OldMan
You know, long ago, this is where
they changed the flow of the river.
[20:34] Kanna
Oh!
[20:36] Saikawa
Why did they change it?
[20:38] OldMan
To prevent floods from happening
[20:40] OldMan
and to make it easier to grow rice.
[20:45] OldMan
Later.
[20:45] OldWoman
Be careful now.
[20:47] Saikawa
Yes!
[20:52] Saikawa
What's the matter, Kanna-san?
[20:54] Kanna
Do you think I'll change, too?
[20:57] Saikawa
Well, of course you're going
to get cuter and cuter!
[21:01] Saikawa
I'm looking forward to it!
[21:03] Kanna
Will you change, too?
[21:04] Saikawa
Yes!
[21:05] Saikawa
Obviously I'm going to become a great woman!
[21:20] Saikawa
It's really true!
[21:22] Saikawa
There was a monster in the river!
[21:25] Hachisuka
There's no way something like that exists!
[21:27] Kuroda
Tell us more.
[21:29] Saikawa
It was this big
[21:31] Saikawa
and it was bathing in the
river. Right, Kanna-san?
[21:34] Kanna
Saikawa, that was CG.
[21:36] Saikawa
Huh?
[21:37] Saikawa
It was?
[21:38] Saikawa
Huh?
[21:39] Kuroda
So it was AR?
[21:41] Hachisuka
See, I told you!
[21:43] Kuramoto
Lame.
[21:45] Saikawa
CG?
[21:47] Kanna
CG.
[21:48] Saikawa
What?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Shouta
Kobayashi-san,
[23:22] Shouta
good afternoon!
[23:24] Kobayashi
Huh?
SIGN Huge Melons
[23:25] Kobayashi
What's going on, Shouta-kun?
[23:26] Shouta
How about it?
[23:27] Shouta
Am I cool?
[23:29] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun,
[23:30] Kobayashi
what did you do?
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Taurus
SIGN You'll lose connection
SIGN Lucky Advice
File a claim with the administrators.
Be thorough. Get your free gems.
SIGN Let's use him as an example of what not do.
SIGN This week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Taurus.
E7 - Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
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[00:05] Lucoa
What do you need,
[00:07] Lucoa
if you're asking me to come here,
[00:11] Lucoa
Fafnir?
[00:14] Fafnir
Lend me your power.
[00:16] Lucoa
What's this?
[00:18] Lucoa
It's rare for you to rely on others.
[00:22] Lucoa
Still...
[00:24] Lucoa
I know it doesn't seem like it,
but I'm pretty busy, too.
[00:27] Lucoa
Sorry, but try someone else.
[00:28] Fafnir
All right.
[00:29] Lucoa
Huh?
[00:30] Lucoa
Come on, be a little more persistent.
[02:07] Lucoa
What's this for?
[02:08] Fafnir
A manga.
[02:10] Lucoa
A manga? Why?
[02:12] Fafnir
There's a large doujinshi
exhibition coming up soon.
[02:14] Fafnir
I plan on selling one there.
[02:16] Lucoa
Huh?!
[02:17] Lucoa
You do?!
[02:18] Lucoa
You're drawing one?!
[02:20] Fafnir
Last time my book was just text,
[02:22] Fafnir
and Takiya said that's why
I was utterly crushed.
[02:25] Fafnir
So, I'm adding artwork.
[02:27] Lucoa
So you went with manga...
[02:28] Lucoa
But why do you want to sell
a book there in the first place?
[02:32] Fafnir
Treasure.
[02:33] Lucoa
Treasure?
[02:36] Fafnir
This happened one day.
[02:38] (Flashback) Takiya
Faf-kun, you really love treasure, right?
[02:42] (Flashback) Fafnir
Yeah.
[02:43] (Flashback) Taikya
Do you have any interest
in creating treasure yourself, then?
[02:48] (Flashback) Fafnir
Creating it myself?
[02:49] (Flashback) Takiya
When you try creating something yourself,
[02:52] (Flashback) Takiya
that can become an incredibly
precious treasure to you.
[02:57] (Flashback) Fafnir
Oh?
[02:59] Lucoa
I see.
[03:01] Lucoa
So that's why you decided to create a book?
[03:04] Lucoa
Is that what you want my power for?
[03:05] Fafnir
Yes.
[03:06] Lucoa
You should have just said so
from the start, then.
[03:09] Lucoa
Sure!
[03:10] Lucoa
I'll help you!
[03:12] Lucoa
So, what should I do for you?
[03:13] Lucoa
Blotting? Crosshatching?
[03:15] Fafnir
You know a lot.
[03:16] Fafnir
But not that.
[03:18] Fafnir
People in my online games say
it's standard for books like these
[03:22] Fafnir
to have erotic, vulgar women.
[03:24] Fafnir
So I'd like you to be the
model for my artwork.
[03:30] Lucoa
Your art model?!
[03:31] Lucoa
I'm kind of nervous.
[03:33] Lucoa
Wait, hold on.
[03:34] Lucoa
You mean you view me as a vulgar woman?
[03:38] Fafnir
Precisely.
[03:39] Fafnir
I can't think of anyone
better suited for the role.
[03:41] Lucoa
You said it outright to me.
[03:43] Fafnir
This is the outline of the story.
SIGN Story (Draft)
[03:49] Lucoa
The main characters are an
elementary school boy...
[03:52] Lucoa
and an older woman!
[03:54] Lucoa
It's like me and Shouta-kun!
SIGN Stop! What are you going to do me?!
SIGN Image
SIGN I'm going to strip you naked and lick you all over!
SIGN Shiver
SIGN No!
SIGN I'm not letting you escape!
[04:04] Lucoa
What is this?!
[04:06] Lucoa
This woman is cruel!
SIGN Stare
[04:07] Lucoa
That poor boy!
[04:09] Fafnir
Indeed.
[04:11] Fafnir
But the main part comes next.
[04:13] Lucoa
Oh? So love takes root after this, then?
SIGN Damn that woman!
SIGN But why?
SIGN Slump
SIGN Why can't I
SIGN Thump
SIGN stop thinking about her?
SIGN Oh! I know!
[04:24] Lucoa
Gulp.
SIGN Because I want to curse that woman to death!
SIGN I'll curse that woman!
[04:31] Lucoa
Huh?!
SIGN I'll curse her!
SIGN Clang, clang
SIGN I hate her very existence!
SIGN Clang, clang, clang
SIGN I'll curse her!
SIGN I'll curse her!
[04:39] Lucoa
Um, Fafnir?
[04:41] Fafnir
What?
[04:42] Lucoa
All the pages after this
one have the young boy
[04:46] Lucoa
endlessly casting various
curses upon the woman?
[04:48] Fafnir
That's what I wanted to
share in the first place.
[04:51] Lucoa
I don't think humans will
understand your vision.
[04:55] Fafnir
All right.
[04:56] Fafnir
I'll draw the rough draft,
so try some poses.
[04:58] Lucoa
Sure, got it.
SIGN Sketchbook
[05:09] Fafnir
Hmm, that should do it.
[05:11] Lucoa
Phew.
[05:12] Fafnir
All right, next are the poses for the curses.
[05:15] Lucoa
Huh? We're doing those, too?
[05:17] Fafnir
Of course.
[05:18] Fafnir
That's why I bowed my head!
[05:21] Lucoa
Did you, though?
[05:23] Lucoa
Th-Then, like this?
[05:25] Lucoa
This hurts.
[05:27] Fafnir
What is that?!
[05:29] Fafnir
Are you screwing around?
[05:30] Fafnir
Shed more blood from your eyes
and twist your neck 360 degrees!
[05:33] Lucoa
I have to go that far?!
[05:35] Fafnir
Tch.
[05:36] Fafnir
You're the only one I can ask to
pull off such a skillful stunt.
[05:39] Lucoa
I'm not sure I like that faith in me!
[05:41] Lucoa
All right, though.
[05:43] Lucoa
Here.
[05:44] Fafnir
Good, I knew you could.
[05:45] Fafnir
Now spin your arms in irregular
directions and fly with them broken!
[05:49] Lucoa
Yes, yes.
[05:50] Fafnir
Now split your chest
and butt into three parts!
[05:51] Lucoa
That's easy enough.
[05:53] Fafnir
Your hips!
[05:54] Fafnir
Arch your hips into a bridge
and climb down the stairs!
SIGN Deathorcist
[05:57] Lucoa
Jeez.
[05:58] Lucoa
Phew, all done.
[06:03] Fafnir
You did a good job.
[06:05] Lucoa
Were you able to draw it well?
SIGN Sketchbook
[06:16] Fafnir
Well?
[06:19] Fafnir
Why do you look so distraught?
[06:23] Taikya
Faf-kun, I'm home.
[06:25] Taikya
Huh? Welcome, Lucoa-san.
[06:27] Lucoa
I'm paying a visit.
[06:29] Taikya
Oh, you're making another book?
[06:32] Taikya
Well? Is it coming along?
[06:34] Fafnir
Of course.
[06:35] Takiya
I'll need to work hard to make it
in time for the exhibition, too, then.
[06:39] Fafnir
Last time he sold out, too.
[06:41] Fafnir
I can't lose.
[06:44] Lucoa
A book, huh?
[06:45] Fafnir
That reminds me, I didn't pay you yet.
[06:48] Fafnir
Help yourself to some of my treasure.
[06:50] Lucoa
I don't need any cursed treasure.
[06:54] Lucoa
Better yet, I want to sell a book, too.
[06:57] Lucoa
Lend me some of your booth?
[06:59] Fafnir
I don't mind, but what will you sell?
[07:01] Lucoa
Hmm, oh, how about a book
of my cosplay photos?
[07:05] Fafnir
Hmph!
[07:06] Fafnir
Fool. That'll never sell.
SIGN Second Exhibition Hall
SIGN Venue
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Water Dragon Shrine
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Sold Out
SIGN Huge
Melons
SIGN Voluptuous and Prejudice
[07:23] Fafnir
Why?
[07:25] Lucoa
Man, doing something like this
from time to time is nice.
[07:29] Lucoa
Oh, can I have a copy, since I helped out?
[07:32] Fafnir
No,
[07:34] Fafnir
I already shipped one to your home.
[07:36] Lucoa
Oh?
SIGN Voluptuous and Prejudice
[07:41] Shouta
V-Vulgar!
[07:42] Shouta
Vulgar devil!
[07:49] Shouta
Hmm?
[07:51] Shouta
Th-This is...!
SIGN Huge Melons
[07:53] Shouta
Such a vulgar thing again?
[07:55] Shouta
Gulp.
[07:57] Shouta
This...
[07:59] Shouta
This...!
[08:01] Shouta
I-I won't let myself be tempted
by this again and again!
[08:06] Shouta
Begone, devil!
[08:07] Lucoa
What?
[08:34] Kobayashi
W-Work!
[08:36] Tohru
It's your day off.
[08:37] Kobayashi
I nearly panicked.
[08:38] Tohru
She's like a warrior freshly
returned from the battlefield.
[08:42] Kobayashi
A nice sunny day like this
is perfect for sleeping in.
[08:45] Kobayashi
Do you ever get sleepy, Tohru?
[08:48] Tohru
Dragons basically never sleep.
[08:51] Tohru
Mr. Fafnir went without sleep for tens of
thousands of years to protect his treasure.
SIGN Angry, angry
[08:56] Kobayashi
Talk about analog security.
[08:59] Tohru
I suppose I do get sleepy
during the cold season.
[09:03] Kobayashi
Do you hibernate then?
[09:04] Tohru
I suppose so.
[09:06] Tohru
I have fallen into a deep sleep
and remained that way for a while.
[09:09] Tohru
At times like that I can't wake
up without some kind of trigger.
[09:13] Kobayashi
A trigger?
[09:15] Tohru
Something like the world
becoming full of malice,
[09:17] Tohru
or something like blood and miasma seeping
into the earth and creating a foul odor.
[09:22] Kobayashi
The way you wake up is so sinister!
[09:25] Tohru
Yet even I've been sleeping often
ever since coming to this world.
[09:28] Kobayashi
You're matching our lifestyle?
[09:30] Tohru
That's part of it, but oddly enough
I get the urge to sleep myself.
[09:35] Tohru
I know why, though.
[09:37] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[09:38] Kobayashi
Speaking of sleeping often,
there's Kanna-chan.
[09:41] Tohru
She's sleeping right now, too.
[09:42] Kobayashi
Huh?
[09:44] Kobayashi
Oh.
[09:45] Kobayashi
Ohh.
[09:46] Tohru
Come on, wake up, you two.
[09:52] Kobayashi
They have their own room,
so they should sleep in there.
[09:56] Tohru
Neither of them were able to
sleep with their parents before,
[10:01] Tohru
so they're indulging in that with you.
[10:03] Kobayashi
I see.
[10:05] Kobayashi
Was it different for you?
[10:08] Tohru
I was pretty spoiled by my parents.
[10:12] Kobayashi
Hmm.
[10:14] Kobayashi
Well, time to go back to sleep again.
[10:17] Tohru
Wait, Miss Kobayashi!
[10:19] Kobayashi
Why not?
[10:20] Kobayashi
Sleeping is fun.
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[10:23] Tohru
She won't wake up at all
when she gets like that.
[10:26] Tohru
Oh well, I guess I'll go
shopping for dinner, then.
[10:30] Tohru
Oh.
SIGN Soy-Glazed Rice Dumplings
[10:31] Elma
Hmm?
[10:32] Tohru
Tsk!
[10:33] Tohru
Luck's just not with me,
running into you at this time.
[10:36] Elma
That's my line!
[10:37] Tohru
What's with that load of sweets?
[10:39] Tohru
Did you quit being a dragon to become a pig?
SIGN Sweets Sugar Capital Sweet
[10:42] Elma
Back off.
[10:43] Elma
I'm too tired and my mind's
not working properly.
[10:47] Tohru
So even you've started to sleep here, too.
[10:50] Elma
It came naturally as I learned
about how humans live.
[10:54] Elma
I've been sleeping every night
since I came to this world.
[10:58] Elma
Have you been sleeping, too, then?
[11:00] Tohru
Yeah.
[11:01] Elma
It's strange, isn't it?
[11:03] Elma
I wonder where this sleepiness comes from.
[11:06] Tohru
It's from boredom,
[11:08] Tohru
isn't it?
[11:10] Elma
Boredom?
[11:11] Elma
You've been feeling bored?
[11:13] Elma
Why don't you go back, then?
[11:15] Tohru
Because I don't dislike boredom.
[11:18] Tohru
We often had to fight constantly
without sleep for many years.
[11:24] Tohru
We never had a chance to feel bored.
[11:26] Tohru
It's that very boredom that
we're enjoying now, Elma.
[11:32] Elma
Tohru,
[11:33] Elma
you...
[11:34] Tohru
Tch.
[11:35] Tohru
Hmph!
[11:36] Tohru
It's nothing a pig who only eats
and sleeps would ever understand!
[11:38] Elma
Wha?!
[11:39] Tohru
I hope you at least get sold for 88 yen
per 100 grams at the local butcher!
[11:43] Elma
Don't assign me a cheap price tag!
[12:03] Tohru
It's the time when people sleep...
[12:05] Tohru
I can sense that most
people are sleeping now.
[12:11] Tohru
No matter where I look,
[12:13] Tohru
the majority of humans within
my sight are asleep.
[12:16] Tohru
It's not that I dislike this time of day.
[12:19] Tohru
It's reassuring to just watch
all the people sleeping.
[12:25] Tohru
It's quiet.
[12:27] Kobayashi
It is quiet.
[12:29] Kobayashi
A drink for bed.
SIGN Donryuu
[12:31] Kobayashi
I slept too much this
afternoon, so I'm not tired.
[12:34] Kobayashi
Oh, hup-up.
[12:38] Tohru
Hey, Miss Kobayashi.
[12:40] Tohru
Why do you humans get sleepy?
[12:43] Kobayashi
It's a physiological response.
[12:45] Kobayashi
We'll die if we don't sleep.
[12:47] Kobayashi
Part of it is that we chose to be diurnal
rather than nocturnal during our evolution.
[12:54] Kobayashi
That's not what you were asking about, huh?
[12:57] Kobayashi
Well...
[12:58] Kobayashi
It's probably pressure to conform.
[13:01] Tohru
You mean going along with the majority?
[13:04] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[13:05] Kobayashi
Someone probably said it's getting dark out
and hard to do anything, so let's just sleep.
[13:10] Kobayashi
Then someone else agreed,
[13:12] Kobayashi
and then me too, me too...
[13:15] Kobayashi
When everyone's asleep,
[13:16] Kobayashi
it's kind of lonely being awake by yourself.
[13:19] Kobayashi
So, everyone went to sleep together.
[13:22] Kobayashi
Something like that.
[13:25] Kobayashi
Is that what you meant?
[13:27] Tohru
Yes.
[13:30] Tohru
That...
[13:31] Tohru
would mean that I've also given in...
[13:35] Tohru
to that pressure to conform.
[13:44] Tohru
Oh, I fell asleep.
[13:53] Tohru
Mmm, I feel great now!
[13:57] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, good morning!
[14:00] Kobayashi
I way overslept!
SIGN Common Sense (It's Different For Everyone)
SIGN Episode 7
[14:08] Teacher
Today you'll investigate things in groups
[14:11] Teacher
and create a newspaper.
SIGN Let's Make a Newspaper
[14:13] Teacher
Now, let's have discussions
and decide on your theme.
[14:17] Students
Yes.
[14:19] Hachisuka
Let's investigate ghosts!
[14:20] Kuramoto
There have been rumors about those lately.
[14:23] Kuramoto
A woman's screams were heard
from the art prep room.
[14:26] Kuramoto
Might be interesting.
[14:28] Both
Ghosts...
[14:31] Kanna
Oh, I like that, too!
[14:34] Kanna
Iomante!
[14:35] Saikawa
No way, Kanna-san!
[14:37] Saikawa
Ghosts don't exist!
[14:39] Kuroda
Precisely.
[14:40] Kuroda
There's never a reason
behind rumors of ghosts.
[14:42] Hachisuka
Oh, come on, Kuroda!
[14:44] Kuroda
S-Stop!
[14:45] Hachisuka
That's so dumb! You egghead,
egghead, egghead!
[14:48] Hachisuka
You're all just scared of them!
[14:50] Saikawa
Huh?! Why would I be scared?!
[14:52] Saikawa
They don't exist!
[14:53] Kuroda
Agreed.
[14:54] Kuroda
I'm willing to accompany you to prove it.
[14:57] Kanna
Join us, too, Saikawa.
[15:00] Saikawa
I-I guess I have no choice.
[15:02] Saikawa
I could go with you for Kanna-san's sake!
[15:05] Hachisuka
All right! It's settled, then!
[15:08] Both
Oh!
[15:11] Hachisuka
If a ghost shows up, I'll send it packing!
[15:14] Kuroda
Ghosts don't have physical bodies.
[15:15] Kuroda
You can't touch them.
[15:17] Kuroda
Stop.
[15:18] Hachisuka
You're always so nit-picky!
[15:20] Kuramoto
Would ghosts show up in photos?
[15:22] Saikawa
Are you planning to take some?
[15:24] Kuramoto
I mean, if I posted one on the net
it would probably go viral, right?
[15:27] Kanna
Viral?
[15:27] Kuramoto
It means it would get a lot of likes.
[15:30] Kobayashi
I like that.
[15:31] Kanna
Oh!
[15:33] Kuramoto
Let's take a photo for now, anyway.
[15:36] Hachisuka
Paper, rock, scissors!
[15:38] Hachisuka
All right!
[15:39] Hachisuka
Ch-o-co-la-te!
[15:42] Saikawa
Hey!
[15:43] Saikawa
What happened to investigating ghosts?!
[15:45] Hachisuka
Who cares if we take a little break?
[15:46] Kuramoto
I'll join in!
[15:48] Saikawa
Huh? Hey!
[15:49] Hachisuka
Oh! Let's start over from the
beginning now that Kuramoto's in!
[15:52] Kuroda
Huh? But I was winning...
[15:54] Hachisuka
The first person to reach
the goal will be our leader!
[15:57] Hachisuka
And the leader's orders are absolute!
[15:59] Hachisuka
That makes Saikawa a servant by default!
[16:02] Saikawa
A-A servant?!
[16:04] Saikawa
You pervert!
[16:05] Hachisuka
Huh? How so?
[16:07] Saikawa
Kanna-san, we're doing this!
[16:09] Saikawa
Let's make them all cry!
[16:11] Kanna
Oh!
[16:12] All
Paper, rock, scissors!
[16:14] Saikawa
Way to go, Kanna-san.
[16:16] Kanna
Ch-o-co-la-te.
[16:18] Kanna
I'm first!
[16:19] Saikawa
Kanna-san's first!
[16:21] Saikawa
Now anything Kanna-san says goes!
[16:25] Saikawa
Now, please give us your orders, Kanna-sama!
[16:28] Kanna
Hug me!
[16:30] Saikawa
Huh?! You sure?!
[16:33] Saikawa
So happy...
[16:35] Hachisuka
She's been real crazy lately...
[16:36] Kuroda
I can't watch this.
[16:41] Hachisuka
Let's play soccer with this!
[16:43] Saikawa
Hachisuka, would you cut it out already?
[16:46] Hachisuka
What if there was a penalty game to it?
[16:48] Hachisuka
Boys versus girls,
[16:49] Hachisuka
losers say the name of the person they like.
[16:52] Kuramoto
Huh? No way.
[16:54] Saikawa
That's no penalty game.
[16:56] Saikawa
I only have eyes for Kanna-san.
[16:59] Hachisuka
You don't want to know who Kobayashi likes?
[17:04] Kanna
I'll marry you, Saikawa!
[17:08] Saikawa
Hachisuka, you're reasonably awesome!
[17:10] Hachisuka
S-Sure.
[17:12] Hachisuka
All right! Let's go!
[17:17] Kuramoto
I won't lose.
[17:19] Hachisuka
This way!
[17:22] Hachisuka
Not fair!
[17:25] Kanna
Shoot!
[17:29] Kuramoto
Why?
[17:32] Saikawa
I'm willing to become a Kobayakawa Hideaki
[17:35] Saikawa
if it means hearing Kanna-san's proposal!
[17:38] Kuroda
Our scheme paid off!
[17:40] Hachisuka
Nice!
[17:47] Kuramoto
Way to go, Kobayashi-san.
[17:49] Kanna
I got lucky.
[17:51] Student
What?!
[17:52] Student
Where did this bucket come flying in from?!
[17:55] Hachisuka
Shoot!
[17:56] Kuroda
Strategic retreat!
SIGN Art Room
[17:59] Student
Where did they go?!
[18:00] Student
You're not getting away with this!
[18:04] Hachisuka
Not good.
[18:05] Hachisuka
Did they see our faces?
[18:07] Kuroda
You're surprisingly timid.
[18:10] Hachisuka
Shut up!
[18:11] Kuroda
Stop!
[18:14] Kuramoto
That's so funny!
[18:17] Saikawa
Older students are nothing special!
[18:19] Kanna
Soccer was fun.
[18:21] Kanna
Let's play it more.
[18:30] Kuramoto
A scream from the art prep room?
[18:33] Kuroda
The ghost from the rumors?
[18:36] Saikawa
I-I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding!
[18:38] Hachisuka
Then you go check it out!
[18:40] Saikawa
Why me?! We're all friends!
[18:42] Saikawa
Let's all go together!
[18:44] Hachisuka
You just betrayed your friends earlier.
[18:46] Saikawa
That's because you—!
[18:50] Kanna
I'll go check.
[18:55] Saikawa
Kanna-san!
[18:56] Saikawa
I'll go with you!
[19:11] Kuramoto
Huh?
[19:17] Kuroda
The sound was made by this window.
[19:20] Saikawa
See? I told you, didn't I?
[19:22] Saikawa
Ghosts are absurd.
[19:24] Hachisuka
What, that's so dumb!
[19:27] Kuroda
I wanted to take a photo of a ghost.
[19:30] Saikawa
What do we do for the newspaper?
[19:32] Kuroda
We should just write about how the ghost
was just a wooden pivoting window.
[19:35] Saikawa
That's so boring, though.
[19:37] Hachisuka
Let's write an article full
of thrills and suspense.
[19:40] Saikawa
We can't make stuff up.
SIGN Fairy?
SIGN Creepy
SIGN Creepy.
[19:51] Saikawa
Jeez, Kanna-san, let's go home.
[19:53] Kanna
Yeah.
[19:55] Fairy
I'm sorry.
[19:57] Fairy
It would seem there were
rumors that I was a ghost.
[20:03] Kanna
Did you come from the other world?
[20:05] Fairy
Yes, I did.
[20:08] Fairy
I ended up coming here by accident.
[20:11] Kanna
What were you doing there?
[20:13] Fairy
That was a good spot to avoid
being seen by people.
[20:16] Kanna
And the sound?
[20:17] Fairy
Oh, I was sharpening my
nails on that blackboard.
[20:21] Kanna
Oh.
[20:23] Fairy
However, I must say you're incredible for
blending in and living with the humans.
[20:27] Kanna
Really?
[20:28] Fairy
Yes.
[20:29] Fairy
Humans are scary since there's so much
we can't understand about them, right?
[20:33] Kanna
That's not true at all.
[20:35] Kanna
They're fun.
[20:36] Fairy
You really like humans, don't you?
[20:43] Kanna
Yeah, I love them.
[20:46] Fairy
I see.
[20:48] Fairy
Here I am at a loss, wishing I could
return our world as soon as possible.
[20:53] Kanna
I know a way to get back to that world.
[20:56] Fairy
R-Really?!
[21:00] Ilulu
This is exhausting, you know!
[21:02] Fairy
Thank you so much!
[21:05] Fairy
I'll never forget this kindness.
[21:08] Fairy
Farewell.
[21:15] Hachisuka
Hey, let's investigate space next.
[21:18] Saikawa
Huh?
[21:19] Saikawa
What are you saying after
dragging us all over yesterday.
[21:22] Kuroda
Aliens are out there.
[21:24] Kuroda
There's a reason behind them.
[21:25] Kuramoto
If they'll look good in photos, I'm in.
[21:27] Saikawa
I can't go along with this anymore.
[21:29] Kanna
That sounds fun!
[21:31] Kanna
I'll do it!
[21:31] Saikawa
Hey, Kanna-san?!
[21:33] Hachisuka
All right,
[21:34] Hachisuka
with that settled, after school
today we'll investigate the city!
[21:38] Three
Oh!
[21:39] Saikawa
Huh? I'll come, too, then.
[21:41] Hachisuka
You were late to join, so you're
carrying our stuff, Saikawa!
[21:43] Saikawa
Huh?!
[21:44] Saikawa
Why?!
[21:45] Saikawa
I don't mind carrying Kanna-san's things,
[21:46] Saikawa
but I'm not carrying yours!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan,
[23:22] Kobayashi
what did you decide to write
about for your wall newspaper?
[23:24] Kanna
We settled on space.
[23:26] Kobayakawa
I like that, it's romantic.
[23:27] Kanna
We're starting with the Roswell
incident and Area 51.
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
[23:31] Kobayashi
You're taking it in that direction?
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Aquarius
SIGN You might see a side of a friend you don't like
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN Kekekeke~
SIGN Lol, right? Don't spam it.
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Aquarius!
E8 - The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
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[00:00] ---
SIGN Oborozuka Shopping District
[00:09] Shouta
Oh, there, there.
[00:17] Shouta
All right!
SIGN Father's Day Gifts
[00:23] Shouta
I'm home!
[00:24] Lucoa
Welcome home.
[00:26] Lucoa
Shouta-kun, we have snacks.
[00:28] Shouta
I'm fine, I don't need any!
[02:09] Lucoa
Shouta-kun, what's the matter?
[02:11] Shouta
I was thinking of making
a present for Father's Day.
[02:14] Lucoa
Tits Day?
[02:14] Lucoa
(Chichi = Father or tits)
[02:17] Shouta
A talisman?
[02:18] Shouta
It might be a bit difficult,
but I'll go with this.
[02:20] Lucoa
I'll help you out, then.
[02:23] Shouta
No.
[02:23] Lucoa
Huh?
[02:25] Shouta
I have to do this on my own.
[02:29] Lucoa
And that's what happened.
[02:31] Kobayashi
Wow, a Father's Day present, huh?
[02:34] Kobayashi
Shouta-kun's so kind.
[02:36] Lucoa
Yeah. I'm looking forward to
a present from Shouta-kun.
[02:39] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[02:40] Tohru
Talismans are those protective
charms humans often carry, right?
[02:45] Kobayashi
Protective charms, huh?
[02:47] Kobayashi
Do those actually have any effect?
[02:49] Tohru
They're only psychological.
[02:51] Tohru
They always burn up and
disappear with the human.
[02:53] Kobayashi
That's some first-hand testimony...
[02:56] Lucoa
Talismans that are properly made with
magic do provide an effect, though.
[02:56] Kanna
Too weak.
[02:56] Ilulu
How about this, then!
[02:58] Kanna
Not a problem.
[02:58] Ilulu
Then finishing move, torrent of fire!
[03:00] Kobayashi
They do?
[03:02] Lucoa
But I don't understand why he'd
make a talisman for Tits Day.
[03:06] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san, what are you going on about?
[03:09] Lucoa
Huh? But it is Tits Day, right?
SIGN Tits Day
[03:12] Kobayashi
Yeah, sure, sure, boobs and boobs.
[03:29] Shouta
Uhh...
[03:32] Shouta
Huh? That's expensive!
[03:33] Shouta
The official ones are sold out...
[03:36] Shouta
The rating on these is low...
Will they be okay?
[03:44] Shouta
That does it.
SIGN Back Confirm Order
SIGN Thank you for your order.
SIGN Your products will arrive shortly.
[03:48] Delivery
Thank you very much.
[03:51] Shouta
Hup.
[03:55] Shouta
Uhh, first I take a unicorn's horn
and a wyvern's blood,
[04:00] Shouta
then add ground branches
from a human-face tree,
[04:02] Shouta
and dried blue rose...
[04:04] Shouta
After that...
[04:07] Shouta
Once I put everything in,
let it stew for an hour,
[04:10] Shouta
and once the pungent smell
fades cast the bonding spell.
[04:16] Lucoa
Shouta-kun, are you okay?!
[04:18] Shouta
I-I'm fine!
[04:19] Lucoa
Maybe I should help after all?
[04:21] Shouta
I-I don't need it! Absolutely not!
[04:33] Shouta
T-Try again!
[04:36] Lucoa
Phew.
[04:43] Lucoa
Is he okay?
SIGN Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential Area (Midday)
SIGN Mission Clear
SIGN Target Exterminated
[05:04] Takiya&Chatbox
Nice going.
[05:06] Takiya&Chatbox
Man, this current event
quest takes a lot of work.
SIGN Acquired
Blue Rose and Parchment
[05:10] Shouta&Chatbox
Yeah, it does.
[05:12] Fafnir&Chatbox
I've already got it down.
SIGN Synthesis Shop
SIGN Synthesis Base
SIGN Silver Talisman
SIGN Synthesis Materials
SIGN Holy Dragon Claw
SIGN Parchment
SIGN Blue Rose
SIGN Success Rate -
SIGN Item Synthesis
SIGN Holy Dragon Claw
SIGN Blue Rose
SIGN Tainted Crystal
SIGN Dragon Fragment
SIGN Parchment
SIGN Rusted
SIGN Mysterious
SIGN Iron
SIGN Parchment
SIGN Paper made from sheep's hide.
In addition to its use as synthesis
material, it can be sold.
SIGN Blue Rose
SIGN This artificially created--
SIGN When equipped it provides Ice--
SIGN Silver Talisman
SIGN Synthesis
Materials
SIGN Holy Dragon Claw
SIGN Parchment
SIGN Blue Rose
SIGN Success Rate 25%
SIGN Holy Dragon Claw Parchment Blue
SIGN Synthesis Results
SIGN Holy Talisman Success Rate 25%
SIGN Synthesize this item?
SIGN Holy Talisman
SIGN A talisman created from a special ore.
When fighting high ranking enemies,
it negates attack debuffs
for a set period of time.
SIGN Synthesis Successful
SIGN Holy Talisman
SIGN Contaminated Zone: Synthesis Shop Front
SIGN Quest Loading...
Ruined Metropolis Warden
Recommended Rank A+
[05:20] Takiya&Chatbox
Shouta-kun, what's bugging you?
[05:23] Shouta&Chatbox
Huh? N-Nothing. Why do you ask?
[05:27] Takiya&Chatbox
Just a hunch.
[05:31] Shouta&Chatbox
To be honest, I'm trying to make a
talisman for a Father's Day present,
[05:36] Shouta&Chatbox
but it's not going well.
[05:38] Takiya&Chatbox
I see.
[05:39] Shouta
I followed the steps written in the grimoire
to the letter, so why isn't it working?
[05:45] Shouta
I want to show my Father how good
I am, but I just keep failing...
[05:50] Shouta
I need to hurry up and become
a full-fledged mage.
SIGN Wasteland (Midday)
[05:53] Takiya
It's the same as a game.
[05:56] Shouta
A game?
[05:57] Takiya&Chatbox
When you try to defeat higher-level enemies,
losing is only natural.
[06:02] Shouta&Chatbox
That's true.
[06:04] Takiya&Chatbox
So, if you really want to defeat them,
SIGN Frontline Base Rest Area
[06:07] Takiya&Chatbox
you should try thinking
about the developers' feelings.
[06:10] Shouta&Chatbox
The developers'?
[06:12] Takiya
Yeah. Games are programmed worlds,
[06:15] Takiya
so they only operate as
the developers intended.
SIGN Desert Ruins (Midday)
[06:19] Takiya
So, what did those creators
feel when they made it?
SIGN Cavern
[06:23] Takiya
What did they want their players to do?
[06:26] Takiya
If you can figure out that mindset,
[06:28] Takiya
the way to clear the game
becomes plain to see.
[06:32] Fafnir&Chatbox
That's the part you always struggle with.
SIGN Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
[06:34] Takiya&Chatbox
Boohoohoo...
[06:35] Takiya&Chatbox
When you're on the developer side,
[06:37] Takiya&Chatbox
it's a huge hassle to figure out
how to mislead your players.
[06:41] Shouta&Chatbox
How the developers felt?
SIGN Ruined Metropolis: Old Residential District (Night)
SIGN Mission Clear
SIGN Target Exterminated
[06:46] Shouta
Thank you so much!
[06:47] Shouta
I think I'll give it a another try!
[06:51] Shouta
There's some kind of condition required
that's not written in the grimoire.
[06:56] Shouta
What could it be?
[07:02] Shouta
All right.
[07:05] Shouta
It's done!
[07:07] Shouta
Look! Lucoa!
[07:09] Shouta
I finished the talisman!
[07:11] Lucoa
Oh, good job.
[07:14] Lucoa
How'd you do it, Shouta-kun?
[07:15] Shouta
I thought about the person
who wrote the grimoire
[07:17] Shouta
and when I looked up where it was written,
[07:19] Shouta
I found it was written in what we call
the Dead Sea, which is below sea level.
[07:23] Shouta
So, I tried recreating that same environment
by increasing the air pressure in my room,
[07:26] Shouta
and— Ah!
[07:27] Shouta
N-No!
[07:28] Shouta
I'm telling a corrupt devil!
[07:30] Lucoa
Huh?
[07:51] Lucoa
Did he praise you?
[07:53] Shouta
Y-Yeah.
[07:57] Shouta
But I have to work harder.
[08:01] Lucoa
Shouta-kun, you worked real hard.
[08:06] Lucoa
It's Tits Day.
[08:08] Shouta
S-Stop it!
SIGN Shoulder Massage Ticket
[08:18] Kobayashi
Hmm? Shoulder massage tickets?
[08:21] Kobayashi
What's this for?
[08:22] Kanna
It's a present.
[08:23] Kobayashi
For what? It's not my birthday or anything.
[08:27] Kanna
Because it's Father's Day.
SIGN Father's Day
[08:28] Kobayashi
Huh? I'm a father?
[08:31] Kanna
Mhmm.
[08:32] Kobayashi
Not a mother?
[08:33] Kanna
Mhmm.
SIGN The World's Only (Insert Phrase You Like Here)
SIGN Episode 8
[08:41] Tohru
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
[08:44] Kobayashi
I think I've caught a cold.
[08:46] Tohru
A cold?
[08:47] Tohru
That's something I don't understand.
[08:50] Kobayashi
Don't dragons catch colds?
[08:52] Tohru
There's no way a mere virus
could survive inside my body.
[08:56] Kobayashi
Must be nice.
[08:58] Kobayashi
Well, I have to go to work.
[09:00] Tohru
Huh? Are you well enough to go?
[09:02] Kobayashi
I'm fine, I'm fine.
[09:04] Kobayashi
If I took off for something this minor— Whoa.
[09:08] Kobayashi
Whoa.
[09:10] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[09:13] Kobayashi
Hmm.
[09:14] Tohru
D-Doesn't this mean you're
really in danger?!
[09:17] Kobayashi
I'll be fine.
[09:19] Kobayashi
But I won't be able to go to work,
so I need to call them.
[09:22] Tohru
I'll do it!
[09:24] Takiya
A cold?
[09:26] Takiya
Yeah, I got it.
[09:27] Takiya
Let her know we'll handle it somehow.
[09:30] Tohru
Yes.
[09:31] Tohru
Umm, Mister Takiya?
[09:33] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi took some medicine
and promptly fell asleep,
[09:37] Tohru
but is there anything else I can do for her?
[09:41] Tohru
I don't know how to interact
with a human who's sick.
[09:46] Takiya
What about shrinking down
and killing the cold germs?
[09:50] Tohru
I could do that,
[09:51] Tohru
but I'd likely destroy her
body as well in the process.
[09:54] Takiya
Then...
[09:56] Tohru
Nurse her?
SIGN Nursing
[09:57] Takiya
That's right. What's important is—
[09:59] Tohru
I see.
[10:00] Tohru
What she needs is maid power!
SIGN Maid Power
[10:04] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi needs me!
[10:07] Tohru
I have to go all out!
[10:11] Tohru
So, how do I nurse her?
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy
Games
[10:16] Ilulu
Why don't you feed her
something good to eat?
[10:19] Ilulu
Like charcoal or coal?
[10:21] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi isn't
a fire dragon or a brick oven.
[10:25] Fafnir
I know plenty of ways to make humans ill,
[10:28] Fafnir
but I know nothing about curing them.
[10:29] Tohru
Learn to fend them off, too!
[10:33] Lucoa
You should feed her something
easily digested,
[10:35] Lucoa
keep her head cool,
[10:37] Lucoa
and wipe her sweat for her.
[10:39] Tohru
The fact it takes three attempts
to get a reasonable answer
[10:42] Tohru
says a lot about my friends...
[10:44] Tohru
Anyway, something easily digested...
SIGN Kanna
[10:48] Tohru
I wonder what would be good?
[10:50] Tohru
I can digest just about anything.
SIGN Rice Gruel
[10:54] Tohru
Rice gruel?
SIGN Lots of Recipes
SIGN Easily-Digested Meals Full of Flavor
[10:55] Tohru
That looks like a simple dish.
[10:57] Tohru
Yogurt...
[10:59] Tohru
I think Kanna has some in the fridge.
[11:02] Tohru
Udon, gelatin, bananas.
[11:04] Tohru
Hmm, that just leaves something sweet.
[11:07] Tohru
It's finished! Here's some rice gruel!
[11:10] Kobayashi
She went out of her way to make it,
[11:12] Kobayashi
so it would be rude to say it's a
weird concoction or I can't eat it...
[11:16] Kobayashi
It'll be pretty hard to teach her
the concept of foods that go together.
[11:22] Tohru
Oh, you're eating it right up.
[11:25] Kobayashi
Phew.
[11:26] Kobayashi
Next time, just make it normally
and follow the recipe.
[11:30] Kobayashi
Normally, please.
[11:31] Tohru
Yes.
[11:36] Tohru
You're sweating a lot.
[11:38] Tohru
Please let me wipe it away.
[11:40] Kobayashi
Huh? Sure.
[11:48] Tohru
What is this?
[11:50] Tohru
My heart is racing.
[11:57] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi always comes
off as a reliable person,
[12:02] Tohru
so it's my first time
seeing her so vulnerable.
[12:06] Tohru
She will be all right, won't she?
[12:09] Tohru
I've known whole villages
destroyed by epidemics,
[12:12] Tohru
and I've seen whole nations
wiped out by them, too.
[12:17] Tohru
You will be all right, won't you?
[12:21] Tohru
I don't want anything precious
to me to get broken,
[12:24] Tohru
but everything breaks eventually.
[12:27] Tohru
That's especially true for me,
[12:28] Tohru
since I can break
[12:30] Tohru
just about anything.
[12:34] Tohru
All right!
[12:35] Kanna
I'm home!
[12:37] Tohru
Kanna,
[12:38] Tohru
please watch over Miss Kobayashi.
[12:40] Kanna
Sure.
[12:45] Tohru
There are medicines that grant immortality,
[12:47] Tohru
but Miss Kobayashi would hate those,
[12:50] Tohru
so I have to at least find medicine
that can cure her illness.
[12:54] Tohru
That might be especially hard.
[12:56] Tohru
But...
[12:57] Tohru
I'll do it!
[13:00] Tohru
My precious Miss Kobayashi
[13:02] Tohru
is waiting for me!
[13:16] Kobayashi
Man, I'm all better after a good rest.
[13:19] Kanna
Kobayashi, are you okay?
[13:22] Kobayashi
I'll be fine after taking some
medicine and sleeping again.
[13:25] Ilulu
That's great!
[13:27] Kobayashi
Where's Tohru?
[13:29] Kobayashi
Tohru?
[13:33] Kobayashi
What's wrong?
[13:34] Kobayashi
You look exhausted.
[13:36] Tohru
Well, I searched everywhere.
[13:40] Kobayashi
Huh? What's that...?
[13:42] Tohru
I found some very effective medicine.
[13:46] Kobayashi
Is it safe?
[13:48] Kobayashi
There's nothing weird in it, is—
[13:56] Kobayashi
I'll take it.
[14:05] Kobayashi
Yeah, it's working.
[14:08] Tohru
You mean it?
[14:11] Kobayashi
Yeah! This is incredible.
[14:13] Tohru
Oh, thank goodness.
[14:15] Kobayashi
I have no idea if it's working or not,
[14:16] Tohru
I really was worried about you.
[14:20] Kobayashi
but I'd say it's working no matter what
was in it after seeing that look.
[14:26] Kobayashi
Tohru, thank you.
[14:32] Kobayashi
Tohru!
[14:34] Kobayashi
What's the meaning of this?!
[14:37] Tohru
Uhh, maybe it's a side effect?
[14:40] Tohru
The medicine was for beast-folk, so...
[14:43] Tohru
But you're cute.
[14:45] Kobayashi
I can't go to work like this!
[14:56] Kobayashi
Meow!
[14:57] Kobayashi
Meow!
[14:58] Tohru
So cute!
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy
Games
[15:07] Ilulu
Hmm?
[15:09] Ilulu
It's a doll.
[15:12] Take
Did someone forget it?
[15:13] Take
It's well-made.
[15:15] Take
This is an expensive one.
[15:17] Ilulu
It's pretty.
[15:18] Ilulu
We should probably return it, right?
[15:21] Take
They'll probably come by
tomorrow to pick it up.
SIGN The Next Day
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
SIGN Lost
[15:26] Take
No one's coming.
[15:28] Ilulu
I'll go look for them.
[15:32] Ilulu
First, I'll ask around!
[15:34] Ilulu
You're coming, too, Take?
[15:35] Take
Well, I'd be worried about you alone.
[15:38] Ilulu
Oh, hey!
[15:39] Girl
Oh, it's the candy shop lady.
[15:42] Ilulu
Do you know who owns this doll?
[15:44] Girl
I don't.
[15:45] Ilulu
I see.
[15:47] Girl
By the way, are you and Take together?
[15:50] Take
Huh?! What are you saying?!
[15:52] Take
Of course we aren't?!
[15:53] Ilulu
What are you saying?
[15:54] Ilulu
You're together with me,
looking for the owner, right?
[15:57] Take
That's not what she meant!
[15:58] Ilulu
Oh.
[15:59] Ilulu
Let's try asking that kid, too!
[16:01] Take
She's not listening.
SIGN KiraKira Real Estate
[16:04] Ilulu
No one knows, huh?
[16:06] Take
It's not that easy to find someone.
SIGN Fried Pancakes
[16:10] Take
Maybe they abandoned it
instead of forgetting it?
[16:20] Ilulu
No, I'll find them!
[16:32] Take
I think we should turn it into
the police at this point.
[16:37] Ilulu
Hmm.
[16:38] Take
Is there anyone else you can turn to?
SIGN The Day After That
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[16:42] Ilulu
I brought help!
[16:44] Ilulu
Kobayashi!
[16:45] Kobayashi
Hello.
[16:47] Kobayashi
I heard what's going on, but I don't
think there's anything I can do.
[16:51] Ilulu
No, I know you can do it!
[16:53] Take
So this is the Kobayashi that
Ilulu mentioned before?
[16:56] Take
She looks normal at first glance,
[16:57] Take
but what's with that blonde maid behind her?
[17:01] Take
She's totally composed,
like she's used to that.
[17:03] Take
Is she making her dress like that every day?
[17:05] Take
This woman's definitely bad news!
[17:08] Kobayashi
Let's take a picture and
try searching on the net.
[17:12] Kobayashi
More importantly, Ilulu,
[17:13] Kobayashi
can you use magic to sharpen
your sense of smell?
[17:16] Ilulu
Oh, right!
[17:20] Take
Why are you suddenly forcing
her into puppy play?!
[17:23] Kobayashi
Oh, no, I—
[17:24] Take
Have you already trained her?!
[17:25] Kobayashi
Hey, now.
[17:26] Tohru
Mister Take, you have the wrong idea.
[17:28] Take
Huh?
[17:29] Tohru
The only one allowed to
receive training is me!
[17:31] Kobayashi
Don't make this more complicated!
[17:33] Ilulu
Okay, I've got their scent.
[17:35] Take
Hey, hold on.
[17:41] (Flashback) Friend
Ilulu-chan,
[17:43] (Flashback) Friend
this is for you.
[17:45] (Flashback) Ilulu
What's this? Are you sure?
[17:47] (Flashback) Friend
Yeah, I made it for you, Ilulu-chan.
[17:50] (Flashback) Ilulu
Thank you! I'll cherish it.
[18:01] Take
Hey, how far are we going?
[18:05] Take
We're heading into the next town over.
[18:07] Ilulu
I'd feel bad making you follow any further.
[18:10] Ilulu
You can go home if you want.
[18:12] Take
Really?
[18:14] Take
I'll go home, then.
[18:17] Ilulu
Okay.
[18:27] Ilulu
It's still further?
[18:30] Ilulu
Did they really abandon it?
[18:33] Ilulu
It was still warm when I picked it up.
[18:36] Ilulu
They were holding it up until that moment.
[18:44] Ilulu
What do I do?
[18:45] Ilulu
It'll get wet!
[18:46] Ilulu
Ahh, the scent is fading, too!
[19:03] Ilulu
I thought you went home?
[19:05] Take
It was getting cloudy.
[19:08] Take
Looked like it was going to rain.
[19:14] Ilulu
Take...
[19:15] Ilulu
Long ago, I abandoned
a doll that I cherished.
[19:21] Ilulu
I regret it now and wish I
could go back and retrieve it.
[19:29] Ilulu
I'm sure...
[19:31] Ilulu
it's the same for this doll.
[19:39] Take
We need to make sure we find them, then.
[19:44] Ilulu
Take.
[19:47] Kobayashi
Ah, found her, over there.
[19:52] Kobayashi
Ilulu!
[19:53] Ilulu
Oh, Kobayashi.
[19:55] Take
Huh? Where did she just come from?
[19:57] Kobayashi
That doll was a custom order,
so I pinned down the store that made it.
[20:02] Kobayashi
When I asked them about it,
[20:04] Kobayashi
they said the owner often visited
the shop for maintenance,
[20:06] Kobayashi
so they remembered them well.
[20:08] Ilulu
Huh? Then...
[20:09] Kobayashi
We found the owner.
[20:12] Kobayashi
They said they wanted us to bring it.
[20:14] Kobayashi
We have their address, too.
[20:16] Take
Just who are you?
[20:21] Owner
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
[20:23] Owner
I left it there with the
intention of abandoning it.
[20:28] Owner
I figured you might put it on display.
[20:31] Owner
I'm in high school now
[20:33] Owner
and my friends were teasing me,
calling it childish, but...
[20:38] Owner
I've regretted it ever since I abandoned it.
[20:41] Owner
A little late for that now though, huh?
[20:43] Ilulu
That's not true.
[20:44] Ilulu
If you can take it back, then you should.
[20:47] Ilulu
Tell it, "Welcome home."
[20:51] Owner
Yeah.
[20:53] Owner
Yeah.
[20:56] Owner
I'm sorry.
[21:01] Owner
Welcome home.
[21:04] Tohru
Come on, Ilulu.
[21:05] Tohru
Please go take a bath.
[21:07] Ilulu
Yeah.
[21:09] Kobayashi
Well, thank you.
[21:11] Kobayashi
For going along with Ilulu.
[21:13] Take
No, I didn't really—
[21:14] Ilulu
Take!
[21:15] Ilulu
You're wet, too, right?
[21:17] Ilulu
Come take one with me!
[21:19] Take
What are you saying?!
[21:20] Take
Don't come at me naked!
[21:20] Ilulu
It's a bath, not outside,
so it's not embarrassing!
[21:24] Take
What kind of logic is that?!
[21:27] Kobayashi
Oh, to be young.
[21:29] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi.
[21:34] Ilulu
Tada!
[21:36] Ilulu
It's a Take doll!
[21:37] Ilulu
Cute, isn't it?
[21:38] Take
Dum— Where do you think you're putting it?!
[21:41] Ilulu
It's comforting in here.
[21:42] Take
C-Comforting?!
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[21:45] Ilulu
Oh, want me to squeeze you in here, too?
[21:47] Take
You're shameless!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Kobayashi
Ilulu, how's your part time job?
[23:22] Ilulu
It's fun.
[23:23] Ilulu
We have one that comes
around all the time, too.
[23:25] Kobayashi
A regular, huh?
[23:26] Ilulu
Yeah.
[23:26] Ilulu
But sometimes they try to get a
free meal and put us in a spot.
[23:29] Kobayashi
Huh? Is that person doing okay?
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
[23:31] Ilulu
It's not a person, it's a cat.
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Aries
SIGN You might lose something precious
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN You should keep things you
cherish stored in your chest.
SIGN You mean in your heart, right? Right?
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Aries!
E9 - There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
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[00:01] Kobayashi
It all started with a single
statement from Elma.
[00:04] Elma
I demand improved working conditions!
SIGN I demand improved working conditions
[00:08] Kobayashi
What's this out of nowhere?
[00:10] Kobayashi
Are you hungry?
[00:11] Elma
This company demands too much overtime!
[00:13] Elma
For one thing, the workload demanded
of each individual is excessive!
[00:15] Kobayashi
Elma's demands were justified.
[00:17] Kobayashi
However, we had no other
choice with our scheduling.
[00:20] Kobayashi
Plus, our company has already made solid
improvements since its founding.
[00:24] Kobayashi
It was slow going, but the working
conditions have improved.
[00:28] Kobayashi
Our current busyness was just something
we had to resign ourselves to.
[00:32] Kobayashi
I explained that to her, but...
[00:35] Elma
Don't give up and accept it!
[00:37] Elma
I'm fighting for it
[00:39] Elma
and I'm going to seize our freedom!
[00:42] Kobayashi
Surrounded by those of us who had grown
accustomed to exploitative labor
[00:45] Kobayashi
and aimlessly lived out our days,
[00:47] Kobayashi
Elma took a stand all by herself.
[00:50] Kobayashi
G'luck.
SIGN Work Conditions Improvement Proposal
[02:23] Kobayashi
Two days later,
[02:23] Elma
Miss Kobayashi, please look at this!
[02:24] Kobayashi
Elma used the scant few moments
she had in between work
[02:27] Kobayashi
to create a proposal for
improved working conditions.
[02:30] Kobayashi
I was once again astonished
by the capability of dragons.
[02:35] Kobayashi
However...
[02:38] Elma
You're scoffing at me?!
SIGN Expand Personnel
[02:40] Kobayashi
The expansion of personnel?
[02:42] Elma
Yes.
[02:43] Kobayashi
We're currently doing mid-career recruitment,
but there's not a single applicant.
[02:46] Elma
Why's that?
[02:48] Kobayashi
The programming language we use
at this company is, well...
[02:52] Kobayashi
Even if we hired fresh graduates,
it would take time to train them.
[02:55] Elma
Couldn't they just learn it quickly?
[02:57] Kobayashi
Don't assume everyone is just like you.
[02:59] Kobayashi
At any rate, redo it,
taking that into account.
SIGN Redo It, Taking That Into Account
SIGN The Next Day
[03:04] Elma
I finished the revisions!
SIGN Work Conditions
Improvement Proposal
Ver. 2
[03:06] Kobayashi
That was fast!
[03:08] Kobayashi
I was surprised by her speed,
but the content really left me shocked.
[03:12] Kobayashi
The rough spots had been
completely revised,
[03:14] Kobayashi
none of the sections had
any contradictions,
[03:16] Kobayashi
and the text was organized perfectly.
[03:19] Kobayashi
This is great!
[03:21] Elma
Really?!
[03:22] Kobayashi
Submit it to our department head right away!
[03:24] Elma
Got it!
[03:27] Elma
It was a no-go.
[03:29] Kobayashi
He talked to her about the company's
income and expenditures,
[03:31] Kobayashi
things those of us on the floor
didn't have any dealings with,
[03:34] Kobayashi
and she couldn't fight back.
[03:36] Kobayashi
She was feeling depressed,
so I said this to her:
SIGN Let's give up and get back to work
[03:41] Elma
Dammit!
SIGN The Day After That
[03:45] Elma
I revised it!
SIGN Work Conditions
Improvement Proposal
Ver. 3
[03:47] Kobayashi
That was fast!
[03:49] Kobayashi
We were all overwhelmed by Elma's intensity
[03:52] Kobayashi
as we began reading through the paperwork.
[03:55] Kobayashi
Then,
[03:57] Kobayashi
that paperwork had every individual's
schedule written out in detail,
[04:00] Kobayashi
including bathroom breaks, pace slowdowns,
portion of time away from their desks,
[04:04] Kobayashi
and even the time spent resting their
head on their elbow at their desk
[04:07] Kobayashi
and how many times they
recrossed their legs,
[04:09] Kobayashi
all laid out like a curse in a
proposal to improve efficiency.
[04:12] Kobayashi
It was completely devoid of
any concept of privacy,
[04:15] Kobayashi
and it dug so deep into each individual
SIGN Yamashita
Current Work Analysis (Sample Excerpt)
[04:17] Kobayashi
that many employees thought it
would have been more humane
SIGN Time Away From Desk 86%
Main Activities: Bathroom, Vending Machine Beverage Purchases, One Yawn
Time Away From Desk 100%
Main Activities: Slacking, Chatting With Other Employees In The Office Or The Hallway
Time Away From Desk 38%
Main Activities: Staring At PC For Several Minutes With Head Resting On Arm, Recrossed His Legs Twice
Time Away From Desk 16%
Main Activities: Checking Schedule Chart, Drinking Beverages, Looking At Cell Phone
Time Away From Desk: 0%
Main Activities: Programming, Yawning
[04:20] Kobayashi
to publish nude photos of them
without their permission.
SIGN
SIGN The above outline is an example from one day.
The main area of improvement for Yamashita is the time he requires
before he's able to focus on work. To improve this, I recommend having
Yamashita follow a set routine before he engages with work. This will allow
him to consciously switch his focus. It would be best to have Yamashita
decide what the best routine would be; for example, drinking a coffee.
Making this a routine would allow him to settle into work everyday without
stress. Such a minor change in his habits should be easy for him to
accomplish. Once he's established a routine, it will shorten the time
Yamashita requires to start work, improving overall efficiency.
(See attached reference sheet.)
[04:22] Kobyashi
How on earth did she get such data?
[04:25] Kobyashi
According to her...
[04:26] Elma
I used clairvoyance.
[04:28] Elma
I turned my vision into a
thousand screen multi-display.
[04:32] Kobayashi
Even her analogies were
being tainted by work.
[04:35] Kobayashi
She triumphantly headed
to submit her proposal.
[04:38] Kobayashi
Setting the shocking content aside,
[04:40] Kobayashi
it was amply convincing
to serve in negotiations.
[04:44] Kobayashi
Maybe Premium Fridays could
be more than just a dream.
[04:48] Kobayashi
However...
[04:50] Kobayashi
I just can't relax if I haven't
worked at least eight hours.
[04:55] Takiya
Kobayashi-san...
[04:57] Kobayashi
However, we only enjoyed
that hope for a short time.
[05:02] Kobayashi
All three of us were surprised when we
were summoned by the executive director.
[05:06] Kobayashi
He wasn't firing us, was he?
[05:09] Kobayashi
We all headed to his office with
anxiety and annoyance in our hearts.
[05:16] Exec
Come in.
[05:17] Kobayashi
Excuse us.
[05:21] Exec
Hey, you've been very kind to Shouta.
[05:25] Kobayashi
Oh, no.
SIGN To Shouta <3
Welcome home!
I'll be home after I hit the store,
so wait for me!
From Mama
[05:27] Kobayashi
Shouta-kun's father...
[05:29] Kobayashi
is a mage, right?
[05:32] Elma
Did you have a look at the
improvement proposal?
[05:34] Exec
Yes. It's very well drawn up,
[05:37] Exec
Joui Elma-kun.
[05:39] Exec
Or,
[05:41] Exec
should I call you priestess
of the holy seas?
[05:43] Elma
Huh?
[05:46] Elma
I'm currently an employee here,
so whichever you prefer.
[05:50] Kobayashi
Why did you summon us?
[05:52] Exec
That goddess that Shouta summoned...
[05:55] Exec
Since she's friends with all of you,
I wanted to meet you in person.
[05:59] Kobayashi
She's bad for your son's education, isn't she?
[06:02] Kobayashi
That pervert,
[06:03] Kobayashi
or rather, former goddess.
[06:06] Exec
It's a family rule to take personal
responsibility for whatever you summon.
[06:10] Exec
Besides, I believe that woman will be good
for Shouta's education in several ways.
[06:15] Kobayashi
Don't come to me when your son
develops some twisted fetish.
[06:20] Exec
Now, then,
[06:23] Exec
shall we discuss business?
[06:29] Kobayashi
Man, it didn't work out.
[06:32] Takiya
There would be complaints if it did for
our department but not the whole company.
[06:36] Takiya
He was certainly right about that.
[06:38] Kobayashi
But we did get him to take the time to look
over the improvement proposal, didn't we?
[06:43] Kobayashi
Lately we've been getting out
on time more regularly,
[06:45] Kobayashi
so eventually—
[06:46] Elma
No!
[06:46] Elma
No, not enough!
[06:48] Elma
We must do anything we can to immediately
turn this black company white!
[06:51] Kobayashi
What are you saying?
[06:53] Kobayashi
You were bought off by
his luxury chocolates.
SIGN That is that,
and this is this
SIGN Chocolates are low in sugar
SIGN That is that, and this is this!
SIGN Chocolates are low in sugar!
[06:59] Kobayashi
What's that supposed to mean?
SIGN Even after that...
[07:01] Kobayashi
Even after accepting his buy-off,
[07:03] Kobayashi
Elma wouldn't give up.
SIGN Now is the time to come together! We're holding a meeting for all employees to discuss improvements.
SIGN There will be tea and sweet snacks!
SIGN Place: Meeting Room Time: 12:30~13:30
SIGN Come Forth, Heroes! Let Us Fight Together!
[07:06] Kobayashi
She tried starting a labor union,
SIGN Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work!
[07:09] Kobayashi
creating a space for employee discussion,
SIGN Seize Victory And Claim Sweet Days Off! Delicious Food! Reform The Way We Work!
[07:12] Kobayashi
and she continued to appeal
for better working conditions.
[07:15] Kobayashi
What surprised me was that Tohru
was helping her with that.
[07:20] Tohru
If it all goes well, that means
you'll come home earlier.
[07:20] Elma
Let us change this company
together! Labor is—
[07:24] Kobayashi
So that's why.
[07:25] Tohru
Don't hold us back, Elma.
[07:29] Elma
I could say the same to you!
[07:30] Tohru
Rival forces were cooperating
for mutual benefit.
[07:33] Tohru
It made me think it could work.
[07:36] Tohru
However, our executive
director was a crafty one!
[07:38] Tohru
He used both logic and fallacies in the
right places to parry every claim.
[07:47] Elma
Damn it! Why?!
[07:52] Kobayashi
El—
[07:52] Elma
Now I won't be able to line up
for the station's limited sweets!
[07:57] Kobayashi
That was your reason for this?
[08:04] Elma
I miraculously finished work and made
it in time for the limited sweets!
SIGN Time-Limited
[08:10] (Flashback) Customer
Three, please!
[08:11] (Flashback) Elma
Three of them?!
SIGN Time-Limited
[08:12] (Flashback) Customer
Two, please!
SIGN Time-Limited
[08:15] (Flashback) Customer
Two, please!
[08:21] (Flashback) Customer
Uh, one is fine.
[08:23] (Flashback) Elma
Thank you so much!
[08:29] Elma
Today I'm spending my day off
eating delicious sweets!
[08:34] Elma
Hmm?
[08:35] Elma
Hello?
[08:37] Elma
What's this?!
[08:39] Kanna
We want to go on a picnic,
[08:41] Kanna
but we can't go on a long
trip without an adult.
[08:45] Elma
What about Miss Kobayashi?
[08:46] Elma
Oh, she did say she had
to work on her day off.
[08:50] Elma
And Tohru?
[08:52] Kanna
She gave me a letter for you.
[08:54] Elma
Let's see.
[08:56] Tohru
Kanna suddenly wanted to go to the mountains
after watching a survival show.
[09:01] Tohru
But I have to help out at the maid
café today, so I can't go with her,
[09:05] Tohru
so I'd like to ask you to accompany her.
[09:09] Tohru
I do have some faith in you,
so try to live up to it.
[09:13] Elma
Tohru, you have faith in me?
[09:16] Elma
The oddly condescending
tone concerns me, though.
[09:19] Elma
Okay!
[09:19] Elma
In that case, I'll chaperone you!
[09:21] Kanna
Yay!
[09:22] Saikawa
Way to go, Kanna-san!
[09:27] Kanna
Oh!
[09:32] Shouta
Let's set up our tent here.
[09:36] Kanna
We ran into Shouta on
our way to your house,
[09:40] Kanna
and he said he'd come along.
[09:41] Elma
It's nice to have him.
[09:43] Elma
So, what are you going to do now?
[09:45] Kanna
Fish!
[09:46] Saikawa
We rented them.
[09:48] Elma
Fishing, huh?
[09:48] Saikawa
Kanna-san, what are you fishing for?
[09:49] Elma
That takes me back.
[09:50] Kanna
Anacondas.
[09:51] Elma
Long ago,
[09:52] Elma
I got fished out.
[10:08] Saikawa
I'm bored.
[10:09] Kanna
That was fast, Saikawa.
[10:10] Saikawa
Can't we fish anything any faster?
[10:12] Kanna
Want to catch them by hand?
[10:14] Saikawa
Maybe that would be good.
[10:16] Elma
Try further over there.
[10:17] Elma
There's fish there.
[10:19] Kanna
Oh!
[10:24] Both
We caught one!
[10:25] Elma
Yeah. That's where I would probably go, too.
[10:28] Saikawa
You would go?
[10:33] Three
So good!
[10:35] Shouta
The curry and rice are ready, too.
[10:38] Three
Yay!
[10:40] Saikawa
Kanna-san, there's curry on your cheek.
[10:42] Elma
Chaperoning children is a piece of cake.
[10:46] Elma
This curry's good.
[10:48] All
Thank you for the meal.
[10:51] Kanna
Saikawa, there's a strange bug.
[10:53] Saikawa
A poisonous bug!
[10:54] Elma
I think I'll relax a bit, too.
[10:54] Kanna
Spicy.
[11:02] Kanna
Shouta, where are you going?
[11:05] Shouta
Investigating.
[11:06] Shouta
Lately I've been researching to see
if I can draw mana from the ley lines.
[11:10] Shouta
The ley lines run especially
strongly through the mountains.
[11:13] Kanna
Sounds fun.
[11:14] Kanna
I'll go, too!
[11:16] Saikawa
You boys sure love settings like that.
[11:21] Elma
Oh, no.
[11:22] Elma
The children! Where did they go?!
[11:25] Elma
They disappeared the moment
I took my eyes off them!
[11:28] Elma
At this rate...!
[11:29] Tohru
Huh?
[11:30] Tohru
You couldn't even handle that?
SIGN Pathetic
SIGN Pathetic.
[11:34] Elma
No!
[11:35] Elma
That's right, I have my clairvoyance!
[11:37] Elma
I'll find them in no time with this!
[11:43] Kanna
What's the matter, Shouta?
[11:45] Shouta
Someone just tried to peek on us from afar.
[11:48] Shouta
I'm sure it was Lucoa.
[11:49] Shouta
She does that from time to time.
[11:51] Shouta
I blocked it.
[11:52] Kanna
Oh!
[11:53] Saikawa
Jeez, you boys.
[11:55] Elma
Why? I can't sense them...
[11:58] Tohru
I was wrong to rely on you.
SIGN Ridiculous
SIGN Ridiculous.
[12:03] Tohru
Ridiculous.
[12:07] Elma
Everyone!
[12:10] Saikawa
Hey, shouldn't we head back soon?
[12:12] Saikawa
We might not know how to get back anymore.
[12:15] Shouta
Oh, we're fine.
[12:17] Shouta
We followed the ley lines here,
so if we trace them we'll get back.
[12:20] Saikawa
You boys.
[12:30] Shouta
Speaking of which,
[12:31] Shouta
we left without saying anything to Elma-san.
[12:34] Shouta
We should hurry back.
[12:36] Saikawa
Did you two hear a loud cry just now?
[12:39] Shouta
Maybe there's a bear?
[12:43] Shouta
All right, we're back.
[12:46] Shouta
Huh?
[12:47] Shouta
Elma-san's not here.
[12:48] Shouta
Did she get mad and go home
because we left on our own?
[12:51] Saikawa
She might have gone to look for us.
[12:53] Kanna
[12:55] Elma
Damn it, where did they go?
[12:58] Tohru
Idiot. Bow before me.
[12:59] Tohru
Ahh, useless.
[13:00] Tohru
Worthless.
[13:01] Tohru
Yes, yes, you did your best
and it wasn't good enough.
[13:02] Elma
I keep hearing Tohru being mean in my head!
[13:03] Tohru
Incompetent fool.
[13:04] Tohru
You're so funny and dumb!
[13:07] Elma
You there, I'm looking for someone!
[13:10] Elma
Have you seen any children?
[13:17] Elma
Why you...!
[13:18] Elma
Do you want to get eaten?
[13:25] Elma
Damn it. One thing after another!
[13:29] Elma
Where could they be?
[13:31] Elma
Where are—
[13:35] Elma
Where are you?!
[13:40] Saikawa
Kanna-san, look! That's the
one I saw at the river!
[13:42] Shouta
Sleep!
[13:46] Kanna
Lady Elma!
[13:53] Three
We're sorry.
[13:54] Elma
I was worried, you know!
[13:56] Three
Yes.
[13:57] Kanna
Lady Elma, here.
[14:00] Elma
What? A flower?
[14:02] Kanna
I picked it for you.
[14:04] Kanna
It's yours, so please forgive us.
[14:07] Saikawa
Kanna-san, what about me?
[14:08] Saikawa
Hey, what about me?!
[14:18] Elma
Sweet! I forgive you!
[14:20] Both
So easy.
[14:22] Kobayashi
Man, thank you.
[14:25] Kobayashi
If only I had been at home.
[14:27] Elma
Please don't worry about it.
[14:29] Elma
The flower's nectar was rather yummy, anyway.
[14:32] Kobayashi
Flower's nectar, huh?
[14:33] Kanna
I picked it!
[14:35] Kobayashi
Oh? What kind of flower?
[14:35] Elma
Well, Tohru? I won't let you
call me pathetic or ridiculous!
[14:37] Kanna
A big one. It had a really good smell, too!
[14:39] Tohru
I wouldn't do that anyway.
[14:40] Kobayashi
Oh?
[14:41] Tohru
Here, your coffee.
[14:44] Elma
You're not setting out cake?
[14:45] Tohru
Don't get carried away.
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[14:54] Ilulu
It's gotten hot, huh?
[14:57] Taketo
It is summer already.
SIGN There Are Various Reasons Behind It (It's Full of Elma)
SIGN Episode 9
[15:24] Fafnir
Normally I would never listen to a
request from a harmony faction dragon,
[15:29] Fafnir
but I like your choice to rely on power.
[15:32] Fafnir
I'll accept in honor
of that spirit, this time.
[15:36] Elma
You have my gratitude.
[15:41] Reporter
Today we're here with the mobile
zoo, "Zoo That Goes Anywhere!"
[15:47] Reporter
The main attraction is this giraffe!
[15:50] Tohru
Coming!
[15:53] Tohru
What are you here for?
[15:58] Reporter
Now we'd like to talk to the
zoo director, Miyamoto-san.
[16:06] Kobayashi
It's unusual for Elma to
ask Tohru to go somewhere.
[16:10] Kobayashi
Apparently she said, "I've been getting
rusty lately, so join me for some exercise."
[16:15] Kobayashi
It's even more unusual for Tohru
to genuinely accept such an invitation.
[16:20] Kobayashi
Maybe the tension between them
is finally coming undone?
[16:24] Kobayashi
Her attitude's softened a lot,
[16:26] Kobayashi
so I'm sure this will be the chance they—
[16:28] Fafnir
Naive, Kobayashi.
[16:30] Fafnir
Why do you think the two
of us were called here?
[16:32] Kobayashi
Why?
[16:42] Kobayashi
Tohru!
[16:44] Fafnir
Kobayashi.
[16:45] Fafnir
You decide when it's time to stop them.
[17:44] Tohru
What was that about getting rusty, you liar?
[17:47] Tohru
Are you trying to settle
things after all this time?
[17:52] Elma
If I win, will you return
to our original world?
[17:55] Tohru
You're still on about that?
[17:57] Elma
You really are dangerous.
[17:59] Tohru
Dangerous?
[18:01] Elma
You've claimed the hearts of humans.
[18:03] Tohru
Huh?!
[18:05] Tohru
You're not making sense!
[18:06] Fafnir
She may talk about harmony
[18:08] Fafnir
and guiding mankind,
[18:10] Fafnir
but that's only because
it's the position she's in.
[18:14] Fafnir
She's been used and betrayed.
[18:16] Fafnir
Somewhere in her heart,
[18:18] Fafnir
she still distances herself from humans, too.
[18:21] Fafnir
That's why she still mistrusts Tohru.
[18:25] Kobayashi
I don't think that's the case.
[18:27] Fafnir
What?
[18:31] Tohru
I haven't thought about
doing anything wrong,
[18:33] Tohru
and I don't plan on doing
anything with any humans!
[18:36] Tohru
I just made a handful of acquaintances!
[18:38] Elma
I'm surprised you can say that while happily
working with humans at the maid café!
[18:44] Elma
After all those times you told
me you couldn't trust humans,
[18:48] Elma
now you assert the exact opposite!
[18:50] Elma
You're the one who made fun of me for
being worshiped by humans in our original world!
[18:54] Tohru
That was—!
[18:56] Tohru
Because it was ridiculous to
watch you enjoying yourself
[18:58] Tohru
when you were just being put on a pedestal
[19:00] Tohru
without actually joining them!
SIGN Even watching ants would be better than this.
[19:06] Tohru
But now you don't take
offerings made to you,
[19:09] Tohru
you're able to go buy those things yourself!
[19:11] Elma
But the food I ate back then was better!
[19:15] Tohru
I can't understand that at all!
[19:21] Elma
It was better!
[19:25] Tohru
Then just hurry up and go
back there on your own!
[19:30] Elma
It was better because...
[19:32] Elma
you were there beside me!
[19:36] Elma
Yet one day you disappeared!
[19:38] Elma
Do you have any idea how worried
I was when I heard you had died?
[19:43] Elma
That's right.
[19:44] Elma
Then, when I finally found you,
[19:46] Elma
you were cold to me
[19:48] Elma
while you were friends with humans.
[19:51] Elma
That's just...
[19:53] Elma
That's just...
[19:56] Elma
Be friends with me like you
were back in those days,
[19:59] Elma
you dummy!
[20:10] Tohru
Sorry.
[20:12] Tohru
I'm sorry.
[20:14] Elma
Tohru.
[20:15] Tohru
But, setting that aside...
[20:21] Elma
Ow!
[20:22] Tohru
Let's settle this.
[20:27] Elma
Fine, then!
[20:28] Elma
Brace yourself, Tohru!
[20:30] Tohru
That's my line!
[20:32] Fafnir
Hmph, this is stupid.
[20:34] Fafnir
I'm going home.
[20:36] Kobayashi
Yeah, thanks for coming.
[20:39] Kobayashi
I've witnessed several
battles between dragons,
[20:44] Kobayashi
but I guess I'm rather used to them now.
[20:57] Kobayashi
This battle
[20:59] Kobayashi
is reassuring to watch.
[21:07] Elma
Tohru.
[21:10] Tohru
What is it?
[21:12] Elma
I win.
[21:13] Elma
Treat me to dinner.
[21:15] Tohru
No, I won.
[21:17] Tohru
You treat me, please.
[21:18] Elma
No, I did!
[21:20] Tohru
I did!
[21:23] Kobayashi
I'll treat you both.
[21:24] Both
Yay!
[21:27] Tohru
Why are you happy about that?
[21:46] Kobayashi
Okay, that's a draw.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Elma
Miss Kobayashi,
[23:22] Elma
what are you treating us to?
[23:24] Kobayashi
What do you want eat, Elma?
[23:26] Elma
Grade A5 Beef!
[23:28] Kobayashi
Tch!
[23:29] Kobayashi
You've learned the most useless things!
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Gemini
SIGN You'll get separated from your family or friends and get lost.
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN If you wait in front of a crepe shop,
you'll be found.
SIGN Found by Elma, yeah.
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Gemini.
E10 - Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
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[00:14] Kanna
I had a fight with Kobayashi.
[00:18] (Flashback) Kanna
Kobayashi, you dummy!
[00:20] (Flashback) Kanna
Buttface!
[00:22] Kanna
I don't want to go home.
[00:25] Kanna
But...
[00:25] Kanna
night is dark and makes me sleepy,
[00:28] Kanna
so I'll fly somewhere bright.
[00:48] Kanna
Oh!
[00:49] Kanna
Lots of people!
[00:51] Kanna
Lots of buildings, too!
[00:55] Kanna
Oh!
[02:28] Kanna
What is this place?
[02:35] Kanna
It looks fun.
[02:45] Kanna
I'm hungry.
[02:49] Kanna
That looks good.
[02:51] Kanna
595 yen.
[02:55] Vendor
Hi there. What do you want?
[02:57] Vendor
Oh... Japanese money?
[02:59] Vendor
Sorry, you can't use it here.
[03:01] Vendor
No Japanese yen.
[03:04] Kanna
The language is different.
[03:06] Vendor
You alone here? Where's your mom?
[03:07] Man
Why are you always acting like that?!
[03:09] vendor
Go and get some U.S. dollars from your mom.
[03:10] woman
Same to you!
[03:11] Man
I'm always serious!
[03:11] vendor
Hot dogs won't go anywhere, so take time.
[03:13] woman
Why can't you understand?!
[03:15] woman
It's embarrassing!
[03:15] vendor
I'll give you a good discount
when you come back.
[03:16] Man
Why not?! Let me tell you!
[03:20] Man
I told you! I love you more!
[03:22] vendor
What's the matter?
[03:23] vendor
You okay? You suddenly spaced out.
[03:23] Woman
Huh?! No, I love you more!
[03:26] Kanna
Better.
[03:28] vendor
Like I was saying, you need our
country's money to buy anything.
[03:37] Kanna
I can't use money here?
[03:42] Kanna
Few people here.
[03:45] Chloe
Somebody, help!
[03:46] PunkA
Get back here, you little brat!
[03:51] PunkA
Give up already!
[03:53] Chloe
Hmph! I'm not letting you catch me!
[03:56] Kanna
What's going on?
[03:59] Chloe
Wh-What?! Who are you?!
[04:01] Kanna
What's going on?
[04:02] Chloe
Isn't it obvious?!
[04:04] Chloe
I'm being chased!
[04:05] Chloe
By bad guys!
[04:06] Kanna
Mmm, got it.
[04:08] Kanna
I'll save you.
[04:09] Chloe
Huh?!
[04:10] Chloe
Save me? You?
[04:11] PunkA
Outta our way!
[04:13] PunkA
Beat it!
[04:19] PunkB
Michael!
[04:19] PunkC
Michael!
[04:21] PunkC
Who is that brat?
[04:22] PunkB
What the hell did she just do?!
[04:24] PunkB
How dare you hurt Michael!
[04:26] PunkC
Michael was already having the runs today!
[04:30] PunkB
Hey, wai—!
[04:31] Kanna
Let's go.
[04:33] Chloe
Huh? Huh?
[04:40] Chloe
Thank you... for saving me.
[04:46] Chloe
You're super strong for a child!
[04:49] Chloe
Wait, this is New York?!
[04:52] Chloe
Oh, I'm Chloe!
[04:55] Kanna
Kanna.
[04:57] Chloe
Kanna!
[04:58] Kanna
Why were you being chased?
[05:01] Chloe
I was kidnapped by those men.
[05:04] Chloe
Apparently they're mafia.
[05:06] Kanna
Are mafia bad guys?
[05:08] Chloe
Yes!
[05:09] Chloe
So I fled when I saw my chance to escape.
[05:11] Kanna
Poor girl.
[05:13] Chloe
My papa's the CEO of a big enterprise,
[05:15] Chloe
but he's been opposing the mafia.
[05:18] Chloe
I'm sure that's why they did it!
[05:20] Kanna
Forget about that. Let's play!
[05:22] Chloe
Forget about that?
[05:24] Kanna
I was bored.
[05:26] Kanna
Let's play?
[05:31] Chloe
Right.
[05:33] Chloe
Let's play!
[05:34] Kanna
Oh!
[05:37] Chloe
I'll treat you to anything
you'd like as thanks.
[05:40] Kanna
Yay!
[05:42] Kanna
Let's go, Chloe!
[05:43] Chloe
Huh? Sure!
[05:48] Chloe
This is perfect.
[05:49] Chloe
It's not like...
[05:50] Chloe
I want to go home anyway.
[05:56] vendor
A black card?!
[05:58] vendor
I'm sorry, we don't take credit cards here.
[06:05] Chloe
I don't carry much cash on me, though.
[06:10] Chloe
Either way, this is my
first time in New York.
[06:13] Chloe
I usually only ever saw the
area around our mansion.
[06:17] Kanna
Are you rich, Chloe?
[06:19] Chloe
Well, yeah.
[06:20] Kanna
Same as Saikawa.
[06:21] Kanna
She always goes,
[06:24] Kanna
and seems happy.
[06:26] Chloe
Is that girl okay?
[06:28] Kanna
She plays with me all the time.
[06:31] Chloe
There are all kinds of people out there, huh?
[06:32] Kanna
Mmm.
[07:28] Chloe
We played and played!
[07:31] Chloe
It's my first time playing
with a friend like this!
[07:36] Chloe
What's the matter, Kanna?
[07:38] Kanna
I have to go home.
[07:40] Chloe
Huh?
[07:42] Chloe
I-It's fine.
[07:44] Chloe
It's still only a little dark out.
[07:48] Kanna
No.
[07:49] Kanna
I had a fight with Kobayashi
and ran away from home.
[07:54] Kanna
But I was at fault.
[07:57] Kanna
I need to go home
[07:59] Kanna
and apologize.
[08:07] Chloe
Are you sure it's
[08:09] Chloe
okay to go home?
[08:12] Chloe
I mean, what if they're still mad at you?
[08:16] Chloe
What if they won't forgive
you after you apologize?
[08:18] Chloe
Aren't you scared?
[08:23] Kanna
I am scared,
[08:25] Kanna
but I'm more scared of having
no home to return to.
[08:33] Kanna
Chloe.
[08:36] Kanna
Let's go home?
[08:42] Chloe
Kanna.
[08:45] Chloe
Listen.
[08:47] Chloe
I-I actually...
[08:50] Chloe
Huh?
[08:54] Kanna
Chloe!
[09:12] PunkA
Tch, Christ!
[09:14] PunkA
I thought kidnapping a runaway
would be an easy job.
[09:19] PunkA
Hey, I think she needs a little
punishment, don't you?
[09:24] PunkA
Tie her up good!
[09:26] PunkC
Okay, Michael!
[09:28] PunkD
Hey, be careful with the goods, you hear?!
[09:31] PunkA
Huh? One little arm won't be a big deal.
[09:36] Chloe
I really do want to go home!
[09:38] Chloe
I never should have run away!
[09:41] Chloe
Papa!
[09:44] PunkA
Hmm?
[09:45] PunkA
Whoa?! What?!
[09:46] PunkB
A blackout?!
[09:47] PunkC
Whoa?! Whoa, it's dark!
[09:47] PunkA
Hey, go check the breaker!
[09:49] PunkC
I'll go check the breaker!
[09:51] PunkC
Ow!
[09:53] PunkA
Be careful!
[09:56] PunkC
Sorry about that.
[10:16] Punks
Run! Move it!
[10:27] Chloe
I-I don't taste good!
[10:29] Kanna
Chloe.
[10:30] Chloe
Huh?
[10:32] Chloe
That voice...
[10:34] Kanna
Let's go home.
[10:36] Chloe
K-Kanna?
[10:45] Chloe
Kanna, is this a dream?
[10:49] Chloe
Or have I died and you've
come for me from heaven?
[10:54] Kanna
It's not a dream.
[10:56] Kanna
Which way is your home?
[10:58] Chloe
It's in Minnesota, so probably that way.
[11:00] Chloe
It's past the big lake.
[11:03] Kanna
Got it.
[11:05] Chloe
So soft and warm.
[11:10] Chloe
Hey, Kanna...
[11:11] Chloe
I actually ran away from home, too.
[11:16] Kanna
You, too?
[11:17] Chloe
Yeah.
[11:19] Chloe
I had a fight with my Papa.
[11:21] Chloe
I wonder how I should apologize.
[11:25] Kanna
I don't know.
[11:28] Kanna
But...
[11:30] Kanna
If they're there for you,
[11:35] Kanna
even when you get mad
[11:40] Kanna
and even when you say you hate them...
[11:45] Kanna
If they're someone like that,
I'm sure it'll be fine.
[11:50] Chloe
Yeah.
[11:53] Chloe
Are you going home already, too?
[11:56] Kanna
Yeah.
[11:57] Chloe
Will we see each other again?
[11:59] Kanna
Don't worry. I'll give you my address.
[12:02] Chloe
You have an address?
[12:19] Tohru
Hey. Where have you been?
[12:22] Kanna
Lady Tohru!
[12:24] Kanna
I'm sorry.
[12:27] Tohru
I'm not the one you should
be apologizing to.
[12:29] Kanna
Yeah.
[12:31] Kanna
Lady Tohru, where's Kobayashi?
[12:41] Kanna
Oh.
[12:46] Tohru
Have you decided what to say to
apologize when she wakes up?
[12:49] Kanna
I don't know.
[12:51] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi said the same thing...
[13:09] Tohru
I was watching the whole time.
[13:10] Kanna
Oh!
SIGN Kanna's Summer Break (Broadcast In Two Languages!?)
SIGN Episode 10
[13:18] Ilulu
I'm heading out.
[13:21] Kobayashi
Take care.
[13:24] Tohru
Well, Miss Kobayashi,
I'm heading off to work.
[13:28] Kobayashi
Take care.
[13:33] Kanna
It's hot.
[13:34] Announcer
You can eat fresh fish from
Hokkaido in the local area.
[13:36] Kobayashi
Oh, Kanna-chan, you're awake.
[13:38] Kanna
Morning.
[13:39] Kobayashi
Morning.
[13:39] Announcer
I especially recommend this sea urchin!
[13:41] Kanna
Kobayashi, are you off today?
[13:41] Announcer
This restaurant prepares
and serves them on the spot,
[13:44] Kobayashi
Yeah, good night.
[13:44] Announcer
so I've ordered some to try for myself.
[13:46] Kanna
Oh.
SIGN Seafood You Absolutely Want To Eat This Season Special!!
SIGN Bright Morning
[13:47] Kobayashi
I was super busy until yesterday.
SIGN Sea Urchin
[13:47] Announcer
Look at this.
[13:50] Kanna
Death march?
[13:50] Announcer
Look at this glistening sea urchin!
[13:51] Kobayashi
Yeah, death march.
[14:03] Announcer
Next up, we have Komura-san in Kanazawa.
[14:06] Announcer
Hello. Komura here.
[14:09] Announcer
Have a look at this line!
[14:09] Kanna
What about Lady Tohru and Ilulu?
[14:12] Kobayashi
They're both working until this evening.
[14:12] Announcer
The flour dumpling with
bean jam is really popular!
[14:18] Announcer
Today we're introducing this sweets cafe.
[14:19] Kanna
Are you going to laze about today?
[14:21] Annoucer
Now, let's go on in.
[14:22] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[14:23] Annoucer
There's a secret to the brown sugar syrup
used in this cafe's flour dumplings with bean jam.
[14:24] Kobayashi
I'm going to laze about.
[14:26] Kobayashi
Are you going to go play with Saikawa-san?
SIGN Gourmets Love! Old Cafe's Flour Dumplings With Bean Jam
[14:27] Annoucer
See! Have a look!
[14:29] Kanna
No, Saikawa said she's going on
a family trip starting today.
[14:29] Annoucer
Look at this shimmering, thick syrup!
[14:31] Annoucer
Excuse me. Now to try a bite.
[14:34] Kobayashi
I see. Nothing to do, then.
[14:34] Annoucer
Mmm! It's so good!
[14:37] Annoucer
This brown sugar syrup is so rich!
[14:37] Kanna
Mmm.
[14:39] Kobayashi
Bean jam, huh?
[14:39] Announcer
Yet it's not too sweet... perfect!
[14:41] Kobayashi
Looks tasty.
[14:42] Kanna
Yeah.
[14:42] Annoucer
I can understand why there
would be such a line for this.
[14:46] Kanna
Kobayashi, I want to eat a watermelon.
[14:46] Annoucer
Apparently there are many women lining up,
[14:48] Kobayashi
Huh? Was there any watermelon
in that report just now?
[14:49] Announcer
some of whom have traveled from far away.
[14:51] Kanna
Lady Tohru bought one yesterday.
[14:53] Kobayashi
You pay close attention.
[14:55] Kobayashi
We'll have it for our
afternoon dessert, then.
SIGN Hot
SIGN Hot
[14:57] Kanna
It's hot.
[14:58] Kanna
It's... hot.
[15:00] Kanna
It's... hot.
[15:20] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan?
[15:22] Kanna
Kobayashi...
[15:27] Kobayashi
Okay. Let's have lunch!
[15:30] Kanna
Oh!
[15:31] Kobayashi
Okay. I'll get things ready,
[15:33] Kobayashi
so could you go check the mailbox
downstairs for me, Kanna-chan?
[15:37] Kanna
Kobayashi, mini tomatoes?
[15:41] Kobayashi
Tada!
SIGN Extra Uses
SIGN Refined By An Old Restaurant
SIGN Rich Flavor And Strong Body
SIGN Soumen
[15:42] Kanna
Easy to make!
[15:54] Kanna
Ah!
[15:55] Kobayashi
Wow, air mail, huh?
[15:58] Kobayashi
Maybe it's from that friend you
made in New York the other day?
[16:02] Kanna
Yeah, Chloe.
[16:04] Kanna
She says she wants to come play at my place.
SIGN Dear Kanna
SIGN Chloe
SIGN Let's play again!
Chloe
[16:06] Kanna
Is it okay if I bring her here?
[16:07] Kobayashi
Sure, of course!
[16:09] Kanna
Really?! Yay!
[16:12] Kobayashi
I'm looking forward to it.
SIGN Salt
[16:18] Both
So sweet.
[16:22] Kanna
Kobayashi.
[16:23] Kanna
We're out of tea.
[16:25] Kobayashi
Huh, already?
[16:28] Kobayashi
If I don't make any, we only have milk.
[16:31] Kobayashi
Oh, well. Let's go buy some.
[16:33] Kanna
We're going out?!
[16:34] Kobayashi
We're going out.
[16:36] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan, got your hat?
[16:38] Kanna
Got it!
[16:42] Kanna
Kobayashi!
[16:43] Kobayashi
Yes, yes.
[16:45] Kobayashi
So hot!
[16:47] Kanna
Where are we going?
[16:49] Kobayashi
Hmm, I'll think about
it as we wander around.
[16:53] Kanna
Oh!
[16:54] Kanna
Wandering, wandering, wandering~
[16:59] Kobayashi
Would be nice if you could use
it for your picture diary.
[17:02] Kanna
I'll look for something for
my independent research, too!
[17:05] Kobayashi
I hope you find something.
[17:07] Kanna
Yeah.
[17:08] Kanna
Lady Tohru said I should research foods
you might like from the other world.
[17:14] Kobayashi
I see.
[17:17] Kobayashi
Let's go with something different.
[17:23] Kanna
Ants.
[17:24] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[17:25] Kanna
Lots of them.
[17:29] Kobayashi
You're right.
[17:30] Kobayashi
I wonder if they have a
nest under the manhole?
[17:33] Kanna
Manhole? That's an ant nest?
[17:35] Kobayashi
No, it's a hole for a person to use.
[17:39] Kobayashi
There's a path for sewage beneath here
that runs all over the city.
[17:44] Kanna
There are lots of these of lids, then?
[17:46] Kobayashi
Yeah, there's a whole ton of them.
[17:49] Kanna
Oh!
[17:50] Kanna
I'll search for them!
[17:52] Kobayashi
Huh?
[17:56] Kanna
There's one here, too!
[17:59] Kobayashi
I see. Independent research, huh?
[18:02] Kanna
There, too!
SIGN Oborozuka
[18:07] Kobayashi
You see a lot of them in this area.
[18:09] Kanna
This one's the same.
[18:11] Kanna
This one's square.
[18:13] Kobayashi
That's for a fire hydrant.
[18:14] Kanna
This one's similar, but slightly different.
[18:17] Kobayashi
K-Kanna-chan...
[18:20] Kanna
Kobayashi, there's one here, too!
[18:24] Kobayashi
Yes...
SIGN Xanadu
[18:29] Kanna
Kobayashi, you okay?
[18:31] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[18:32] Kobayashi
That was good exercise for an indoor person.
SIGN Café
SIGN X
a
n
a
d
u
[18:36] Kobayashi
Oh!
SIGN Fire Hydrant
[18:39] Kobayashi
Ah, so cool!
SIGN Sting
[18:51] Kobayashi
Even dragons get brain-freezes, huh?
[18:54] Kanna
Yours looks yummy, too.
[18:56] Kobayashi
Want to try some?
[18:58] Kanna
Yeah!
[19:02] Kanna
Ah!
SIGN Construction Notice
SIGN August 28th
SIGN Both Lanes Closed For Work On Gas Lines
[19:04] Kanna
Oh!
[19:07] Kanna
Kobayashi!
[19:08] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[19:10] Kobayashi
What is this?
[19:12] Kobayashi
It's got lots of color!
[19:13] Kanna
Looks interesting.
[19:14] Kobayashi
We had something like this here?
[19:17] Kobayashi
I've lived here so long and never noticed.
[19:20] Kobayashi
Hey, it's some character, right?
[19:21] Kanna
It's Mr. Quiet.
[19:23] Kobayashi
You recognize it?
[19:25] Kanna
He's the talk of the town.
[19:27] Kobayashi
Talk of the...?
[19:28] Kanna
Ah.
[19:32] Kobayashi
It's pouring!
[19:33] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan!
[19:34] Kanna
Retreat!
[19:42] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan, you okay?
[19:44] Kanna
Yeah. I protected my notebook.
[19:46] Kobayashi
I see!
SIGN Days Closed During Summer Break
SIGN July 28th, 29th
SIGN August 5th, 6th, 12th~16th
SIGN Mitsuoka Stationery Store
[19:47] Kobayashi
I got pretty wet.
[19:53] Kobayashi
What was that? That's nice.
[19:58] Kobayashi
Well, this is characteristic of summer.
[20:02] Kanna
Characteristic?
[20:05] Kanna
Rain, rain, rain, rain,
[20:09] Kanna
let it pour!
[20:11] Kobayashi
That's a mean song.
[20:12] Kanna
Howl away, thunder and strong, strong rain.
[20:16] Director
Not good! Not good for the equipment!
[20:18] Director
Watch your feet!
[20:19] Kanna
It's Mr. Quiet.
[20:21] Director
Head, head!
[20:23] Quiet
Hey, pushing! Don't push me!
[20:23] Kobayashi
That's what the manhole picture was of?
[20:24] Assistant
Please lower your head!
[20:32] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[20:33] Kanna
Ladybug.
[20:34] Kobayashi
You're right.
[20:36] Kobayashi
It got washed away.
[20:38] Kanna
Is it dead?
[20:39] Kobayashi
Hmm...
[20:42] Kobayashi
It's alive!
[20:43] Kanna
Yay.
[20:50] Kanna
It's gone.
[20:52] Kobayashi
It must have gone back home.
[20:54] Kanna
It has a home?
[20:56] Kobayashi
I'm sure it does.
[20:58] Kanna
Oh!
[21:02] Kanna
Rainbow!
[21:06] Kobayashi
That is a rainbow.
[21:08] Kanna
Yeah.
[21:09] Kobayashi
It's completely stopped now.
[21:12] Kobayashi
Tohru and the others should
be getting home soon.
[21:15] Kobayashi
Kanna.
[21:18] Kobayashi
Let's go home for today!
[21:24] Kanna
Let's go home!
[21:29] Kanna
Next time I'm bringing a camera, too.
[21:32] Kobayashi
You should.
[21:34] Kobayashi
We're home.
[21:34] Kanna
We're home.
[21:36] Tohru
Welcome home.
[21:37] Ilulu
You're late! Let's have dinner!
[21:39] Kanna
I'm hungry.
[21:40] Tohru
Where did you two go?
[21:42] Kobayashi
Hmm, here and there.
[21:44] Kanna
It was fun.
[21:45] Kobayashi
Right?
[21:46] Tohru
What is this?! Not fair!
[21:47] Ilulu
Dinner!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:21] Kanna
It's wicked!
[23:22] Kobayashi
Huh? What's wrong?
[23:24] Kanna
Sorry, I haven't shaken my
habits from the Big Apple.
[23:27] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan, you're too easily influenced.
[23:28] Kanna
It's time for me to head
to a party with a friend.
[23:31] Kobayashi
You're going over to
Saikawa-san's to play, right?
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN Premium Seat (No Extra Charge)
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Virgo
SIGN (That's Wicked)
SIGN (Lucky Advice)
SIGN (Good Luck)
SIGN English please.
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Virgo.
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[00:00] Announcer
It's okay to do this while sitting down.
[00:03] Announcer
Now make sure to stretch
out your side muscles.
[00:06] Announcer
1, 2, 3... 1, 2, 3...
SIGN Crack
[00:10] Announcer
Please try not to put too
much effort into it.
[00:13] Kobayashi
Not good.
[00:14] Kobayashi
The damage is seriously building up.
[00:16] Kobayashi
I need to think of something
or I might be in trouble.
[00:19] Kobayashi
If I don't, I'll be forced to eat that.
[00:22] Kobayashi
Take it away.
[00:24] Tohru
Huh?
[01:56] Kobayashi
Wow, there are all kinds
of relaxation devices.
SIGN Premium Massage Chair
SIGN Massage Pillow
SIGN Soft and Fluffy
SIGN Very Plush
SIGN Kneading Chair
SIGN Massaging Rollers
SIGN Shoulder Massage Fit
[02:01] Kobayashi
Hmm? What's this?
SIGN Any place, Any time
SIGN 3 Settings
[02:03] Kobayashi
You use it like this?
SIGN Double Points When You Buy Both As a Set
SIGN Back Muscle Strengthening Belt Makes It 10x Effective!
SIGN Super Spine 2
SIGN New Model On the Market!
SIGN Relaxation Mode Hard Mode Super Hard Mode Adjustable Stages!
[02:06] Kobayashi
This looks good, too.
SIGN Works On Stiff, Knotted Shoulders!
SIGN You Can Count On Improved Blood Flow As it Stimulates Key Points!
SIGN Soft Cushion Type
[02:08] Kobayashi
That might be good, as well.
[02:09] Kobayashi
And this one...
[02:10] Kobayashi
That, too.
[02:11] Kobayashi
That one, too.
[02:12] Kobayashi
They're all...
SIGN Several Days Later
[02:12] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi,
[02:14] Tohru
what are you going to do with
this mountain of devices?
[02:18] Kobayashi
I'll use them all.
[02:20] Tohru
Will you really?
[02:21] Tohru
You've never used this one at all, you know?
[02:24] Kobayashi
I'll use it one day.
[02:25] Ilulu
Want me to pound you?
[02:27] Ilulu
My grandma often had me pound
her shoulders long ago.
[02:31] Kobayashi
Grandma?
[02:32] Ilulu
Does that feel good, Kobayashi?
[02:34] Kobayashi
It's pretty good,
[02:35] Kobayashi
but move your breasts.
[02:38] Kanna
Me, too!
[02:39] Kobayashi
Sorry.
[02:41] Tohru
Me, too!
[02:46] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, lately I've been thinking.
[02:50] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[02:51] Tohru
I'm always thinking about how to serve you,
[02:55] Tohru
but that's just pushing my own
feelings onto you, isn't it?
[02:58] Tohru
To truly serve you, I think I
need to consider how you feel,
[03:02] Tohru
and what you would like me to do.
[03:06] Kobayashi
She's suddenly gotten serious.
[03:08] Tohru
So—
[03:09] Kobayashi
That, still?!
[03:10] Kobayashi
You're not sharing my feelings, either!
[03:13] Tohru
You're a kind a person and that's
why you won't eat me, isn't it?
[03:18] Kobayashi
If only you really understood the reason.
[03:21] Tohru
If I really?
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[03:24] Tohru
So, I called you fools here since
you work with Miss Kobayashi.
[03:29] Both
Be less rude when referring to us.
[03:32] Takiya
Kobayashi-san's lower back, huh?
[03:35] Takiya
It's true she's been working a lot lately.
[03:38] Elma
Our sales team is talented, but—
[03:40] Tohru
Enough with the business talk.
[03:42] Elma
Then, there is one thing I've noticed.
[03:45] Tohru
What's that?
[03:46] Elma
Miss Kobayashi has bad posture.
[03:48] Tohru
What does that have to do
with her lower back hurting?
[03:50] Elma
Well, humans' backs get hurt just
from sitting with bad posture.
[03:56] Tohru
What?!
[03:57] Takiya
It would be good to get
a different chair, too.
[03:59] Tohru
Chair?
[04:00] Takiya
Kobayashi-san uses the
company's office chair.
[04:04] Takiya
I've been telling her she
should get a better one.
[04:07] Elma
But chairs are expensive.
[04:09] Tohru
They're expensive?
[04:10] Tohru
Is Miss Kobayashi the type
to buy lots of things
[04:13] Tohru
while trying to keep them cheap?
[04:15] Takiya
Yeah, she is the type to drink
cheap liquor bit by bit.
[04:19] Tohru
She could cure her back if
she just ate my tail, too!
[04:24] Elma
No, she'd upset her stomach.
[04:25] Tohru
Well, there's something good for
Miss Kobayashi's lower back in our world,
[04:30] Tohru
so I'll get it again.
[04:31] Takiya
I don't think that's a good idea, is it?
[04:35] Takiya
Are you familiar with the story
of eating the food of the dead?
[04:39] Takiya
If you eat the meat boiled in
a pot in the land of the dead,
[04:43] Takiya
you'll become a resident of that land.
[04:46] Tohru
You're saying I'm doing the same thing?
[04:48] Elma
A journey to the underworld, huh?
[04:50] Elma
Does that make Miss Kobayashi Persephone?
[04:52] Takiya
Maybe not quite Persephone,
[04:55] Takiya
but she's close to Demophon, isn't she?
[04:57] Tohru
Phew.
[04:58] Tohru
Some things don't work out, even if
you think it's for the best, huh?
[05:02] Tohru
I'll go home and revise my strategy a bit.
[05:06] Tohru
Mister Takiya can pay.
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[05:09] Elma
Still, I didn't think you'd be so
good at guiding one's point of view.
[05:14] Takiya
Well, it's just logic.
[05:17] Takiya
When your emotions are heightened,
you can easily overstep.
[05:21] Takiya
So, it's concerning.
[05:24] Tohru
Mister Takiya was sharp.
[05:27] Tohru
Honestly, that hit me a little hard.
[05:31] Tohru
I don't see what's wrong
with using all your power
[05:34] Tohru
to make someone precious to you happy.
[05:38] Tohru
That's what I thought,
[05:40] Tohru
but if Miss Kobayashi doesn't want that,
[05:42] Tohru
then it's just being meddlesome.
[05:45] Tohru
I've been eating the food of this
world without any concern,
[05:50] Tohru
and I'm fine with that.
[05:52] Tohru
But I want Miss Kobayashi
to remain in this world.
[05:58] Tohru
I'm home!
[05:59] Kobayashi
Welcome home.
[06:02] Tohru
Oh, you're using that?
[06:05] Kobayashi
This actually works pretty well.
[06:08] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi.
[06:12] Kobayashi
I'm not eating it.
[06:13] Tohru
No, please rest your back against it.
[06:24] Kobayashi
This one's more effective.
[06:28] Tohru
Is this enough for you?
[06:31] Kobayashi
Yeah, this is perfect.
[06:35] Tohru
So that's all you want?
[06:37] Kobayashi
That it is.
[06:44] Tohru
All right. I'll do this, then.
[06:49] Kobayashi
I'm feeling a lot better.
[06:51] Kobayashi
Would you like me to massage you in return?
[06:53] Tohru
Huh?! Uhh, my shoulders, then?
[06:57] Kobayashi
Oh, because your breasts are heavy?
[07:00] Kobayashi
Is it because your breasts are heavy?
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[07:07] Kobayashi
What are you writing?
[07:10] Tohru
A grimoire for perception blocking and such.
[07:12] Kobayashi
Oh, that convenient magic.
[07:16] Tohru
I was thinking of teaching
it to Kanna and Ilulu.
[07:20] Kobayashi
You really care for your
friends, huh, Tohru.
[07:22] Tohru
Oh, all that praise will get
you is my flesh and blood!
[07:26] Kobayashi
Don't give me that!
[07:27] Tohru
You don't need to be so
bashful, Miss Kobayashi.
[07:39] Kobayashi
I knew it...
[07:42] Kobayashi
Why do the lines of magic spells
[07:44] Kobayashi
and the lines of code in the programming
language we developed in-house...
[07:48] Exec
Resemble each other?
[07:50] Kobayashi
Yes.
[07:51] Exec
That's simple.
[07:54] Exec
Because it was developed by us mages.
[07:59] Kobayashi
Really?
[08:01] Exec
Are you interested in this side of things?
[08:05] Exec
If so, then you probably
want to know at this point.
[08:08] Kobayashi
Know what?
[08:10] Exec
Know why Tohru-sama came to our world.
[08:15] Kobayashi
I'll hear that from Tohru herself.
[08:17] Exec
Then, how about the
experiences of her family?
[08:20] Kobayashi
Huh?
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[08:32] Kobayashi
Tohru's father...
[08:34] Kobayashi
It's been a while.
[08:36] Kobayashi
Why are you here?
[08:38] Demise
This man and I are friends.
[08:41] Demise
He was telling me all about
how Tohru's been doing.
[08:44] Kobayashi
That so?
[08:45] Demise
If you've come to this room,
[08:48] Demise
that means you're here
to ask something, right?
[08:50] Kobayashi
Well, yes...
[08:52] Kobayashi
But I'll hear it directly from
Tohru after this, as well.
[08:57] Demise
Mhmm,
[09:01] Demise
very well.
[09:06] Demise
The battle was never-ending.
[09:09] Demise
It was nothing more than a long battle
of us occasionally gathering forces,
[09:12] Demise
clashing against them,
and wearing ourselves out.
[09:17] Demise
The reason we fought was to defeat the gods
[09:20] Demise
and restore the world to a
state without any conductors.
[09:24] Demise
We bared our fangs because we hated
the thought of being controlled,
[09:29] Demise
and we tried to seize our freedom.
[09:34] Demise
At first, all dragons were
unified behind that.
[09:37] Demise
But as it drew on, some changed
sides and sided with the gods,
[09:42] Demise
and we saw some grow sick of the fighting
and refuse to take part on either side.
[09:48] Demise
Now those are called the Harmony
Faction and the Spectator Faction
[09:54] Demise
and, because of that,
[09:57] Demise
we too came to be called the Chaos Faction...
[10:01] Demise
those who would plunge
the world into chaos.
[10:06] Demise
We would fight for several centuries,
[10:09] Demise
then wait several centuries
to build up our forces.
[10:12] Demise
While all of that was
happening, I had a child.
[10:17] Demise
Her name was Tohru.
[10:20] Demise
Her name comes from an
author from this world.
[10:24] Kobayashi
You named Tohru after a
human from our world?
[10:30] Demise
Indeed, I did.
[10:32] Demise
And long ago this man here
used his clairvoyance
[10:37] Demise
to read that book from the future
and sell it across our world.
[10:42] Demise
It's what you would call plagiarism.
[10:45] Exec
The copyright to an author's works
disappears with time after their death, right?
[10:49] Exec
So it's not a problem if I sell it in another
world well before the book is ever written.
[10:55] Exec
I can't live without funds for my research.
[10:58] Kobayashi
Director...
[11:01] Demise
Humans...
[11:03] Demise
At the time I didn't think anything of them.
[11:07] Demise
They occasionally did amusing things
or created interesting things.
[11:12] Demise
That's all I thought of them.
[11:16] Demise
There were some among them
who worshiped the gods,
[11:17] Woman
Behold!
[11:20] Demise
but they were nothing compared
to dragons as an opposing force.
[11:22] Woman
Witness the grand figure
of the lord who guides us!
[11:25] Demise
That's why I ignored them,
[11:29] Demise
but it became a different
story when the humans
[11:33] Demise
joined forces with the Harmony Faction.
[11:35] Demise
Those in the Chaos Faction
began spreading the idea
[11:39] Demise
that humans were an evil we should destroy.
[11:43] (Flashback) Tohru
Father, Father, what kind
of creatures are humans?
[11:48] (Flashback) Demise
They're nothing but evil.
[11:50] (Flashback) Demise
They should be destroyed.
[11:53] Demise
I thought I had to go along with the
faction lest Tohru be persecuted.
[11:59] Tohru
Perish, rock!
[12:00] Demise
Tohru was stuck in the framework of dragon
society from the moment she was born,
[12:01] Tohru
Perish!
[12:05] Demise
and I also felt I had burdened her with
the fact that she was my daughter.
[12:11] Tohru
Perish!
[12:13] Demise
Perhaps the part of me which thought that
was a bad thing had been influenced by humans.
[12:22] Demise
So, I decided to let Tohru act freely.
[12:27] Demise
I wanted her to visit all kinds of places,
[12:29] Demise
interact with all kinds of things,
and develop her own ideas.
[12:34] Demise
Tohru learned anything she was
interested in without bias.
[12:39] Demise
I thought that she would
eventually come to question
[12:42] Demise
the Chaos Faction's contempt toward humans.
[12:47] Demise
But Tohru lost control.
[12:50] Kobayashi
Lost control?
[12:51] Demise
She stormed the gods' camp all alone.
[12:58] Demise
There, she was deeply wounded and
then she escaped into this world.
[13:03] Kobayashi
And that's when she met me.
[13:06] Demise
Yes.
[13:08] Demise
Though I was surprised, too.
[13:10] Demise
I never even imagined such strong bonds
could form between humans and dragons.
[13:18] Kobayashi
But why did Tohru do such a thing?
[13:22] Demise
Tohru wanted to end the fighting
more than anyone else.
[13:29] Demise
"If I crush the gods,
the fighting will end."
[13:33] Demise
That must be what she thought.
[13:40] Kobayashi
Heavy.
[13:42] Kobayashi
This is damn heavy.
[13:45] Demise
That's the general overview.
[13:47] Demise
You'll have to ask Tohru if you want
to know her feelings in detail.
[13:52] Kobayashi
Please tell me one thing.
[13:54] Demise
What's that?
[13:56] Kobayashi
When I met Tohru, she said
she was all alone now.
[14:01] Kobayashi
What do you think she meant by that?
[14:04] Demise
All alone?
[14:06] Demise
Well, I can hardly surmise Tohru's feelings.
[14:11] Demise
To speak from a human's point of view,
I would be a bad father.
[14:14] Kobayashi
I think you're one of
the better ones, though.
[14:17] Demise
Tohru's battle was not the will
of any faction, only her own.
[14:22] Demise
She fought of her own volition.
[14:26] Demise
Just as every dragon did
when it all first started.
[14:31] Demise
Well, I should go.
[14:38] Demise
I'll also say this:
[14:40] Demise
I'll never approve of you two.
[14:45] Kobayashi
Y-Yes.
[14:48] Exec
Despite what you may think,
[14:51] Exec
he's made several arrangements
with the God of this world for her.
[14:54] Kobayashi
Wow.
[14:55] Demise
Make sure you take proper care of
Tohru until your lifespan runs out.
[15:02] Kobayashi
Oh, yes, I'll watch over her.
[15:31] Kobayashi
I'm home.
[15:33] Tohru
Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
[15:36] Kobayashi
Your father came to our
company today, Tohru.
[15:40] Kobayashi
I heard about what happened
before you came here from him.
[15:44] Kobayashi
So, if you'd be okay with it that is,
[15:49] Kobayashi
I'm curious to hear why you came here.
[15:53] Kobayashi
It would be nice if you could tell me yourself,
whenever you feel like talking about it.
[16:02] Kobayashi
No, you don't have to force yourself.
[16:05] Kobayashi
If you don't want to talk about it,
that's fine, too. Honestly.
[16:13] Tohru
You want to know?
[16:15] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[16:17] (Flashback) Tohru
Magic to look like a human?
[16:23] Dragon
You succeeded on the first try?
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[16:26] (Flashback) Dragon
You really are a genius.
[16:29] (Flashback) Dragon
Your father said you should
go visit all kinds of places.
[16:34] (Flashback) Dragon
Heh, does the Emperor of Demise want
his daughter to become a Spectator?
[16:42] Tohru
That was how I started my journey.
[16:49] Tohru
Humans were everywhere I went.
[16:53] (Flashback) Tohru
People are so foolish.
[16:55] (Flashback) Tohru
They're fighting today, as well.
[16:57] (Flashback) Tohru
They're always fighting over
things like land or authority.
[17:02] (Flashback) Tohru
Though, they do create all
kinds of interesting things.
[17:06] Tohru
That was my impression as a dragon.
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[17:12] Kanna
Wady Toohu.
[17:14] (Flashback) Tohru
I'm Tohru...
[17:15] (Flashback) Kanna
Tohu?
[17:17] (Flashback) Tohru
That's close enough.
[17:19] (Flashback) Tohru
But... Kanna, was it? Why do you
use magic to become human?
[17:24] (Flashback) Kanna
I can do lots of detailed
things with human hands.
[17:28] (Flashback) Kanna
Like pranks.
[17:32] (Flashback) Tohru
The previous Kanna Kamui?
[17:35] (Flashback) Tohru
What kind of pranks?
[17:37] (Flashback) Kanna
Collecting bugs and surprises!
[17:39] (Flashback) Tohru
That's childish.
[17:46] (Flashback) Kanna
I want attention.
[17:51] (Flashback) Tohru
They probably didn't have time,
with preparations for battle.
[17:54] (Flashback) Tohru
Even though they usually only clash
once every few centuries, if at all.
[18:00] (Flashback) Lucoa
I don't like fighting.
[18:02] Tohru
You're a coward, Quetzalcoatl.
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[18:05] (Flashback) Tohru
You're so strong, but you won't
participate in any battles.
[18:08] (Flashback) Lucoa
I hate fighting.
[18:10] (Flashback) Lucoa
Looking in from the outside,
it's all so pointless.
[18:14] (Flashback) Lucoa
Tohru, you should quit the Chaos Faction.
[18:22] Tohru
I'm the daughter of the Emperor of Demise,
[18:24] Tohru
the representative of the Chaos Faction.
[18:27] Tohru
If his daughter ran from the faction,
[18:28] Tohru
then my father's position
would be in jeopardy.
[18:31] (Flashback) Fafnir
Absurd!
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[18:32] Fafnir
If you can't live your life the way you want,
then you fail as a dragon!
[18:37] (Flashback) Fafnir
The fact that you were put in that
position by others must be annoying.
[18:41] (Flashback) Tohru
Is that how it works?
[18:42] (Flashback) Fafnir
You may be a dragon,
but you live too selflessly.
[18:47] (Flashback) Fafnir
If any stand in the way of what
you want to do, kill them all.
[18:50] (Flashback) Fafnir
Even if they're your parents.
[18:53] (Flashback) Fafnir
That's what dragons do.
[18:55] (Flashback) Tohru
That's extreme.
[19:02] (Flashback) Elma
Tohru.
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[19:05] Elma
I can't keep going with you anymore.
[19:09] Elma
It's over.
[19:10] (Flashback) Tohru
Yeah.
[19:11] (Flashback) Elma
Position, huh?
[19:14] (Flashback) Elma
You do have a point to what you've said,
[19:17] (Flashback) Elma
and maybe I have been getting
used by others, too.
[19:21] (Flashback) Elma
But I don't think that's foolish.
[19:25] (Flashback) Elma
Prayers are precious,
[19:27] (Flashback) Elma
which is why it felt good to help humans.
[19:30] (Flashback) Tohru
You got to eat your fill, too.
[19:35] (Flashback) Elma
Tohru,
[19:36] (Flashback) Elma
I was glad you made your own
decision to travel with me.
[19:50] (Flashback) Tohru
I couldn't choose anything.
[19:54] (Flashback) Tohru
I see.
[19:55] Tohru
I didn't like it,
[19:58] Tohru
that lack of freedom.
[20:00] Tohru
I didn't want the Chaos Faction and
Harmony Faction to fight each other.
[20:04] Tohru
That wasn't my will.
[20:07] Tohru
It felt good having a friend
so close we could fight.
[20:10] Tohru
I respect my Father,
[20:13] Tohru
but the chains of being the Emperor
of Demise's daughter are in the way.
[20:17] Tohru
I want to live freely.
[20:19] Tohru
I want to be by myself.
[20:22] Tohru
I'm a dragon.
[20:24] Tohru
So, I'll fight and win it for myself.
[20:27] Tohru
The factions don't matter.
[20:29] Tohru
This is my personal fight.
[20:31] Tohru
I'm going to wipe these guys out and
break all the chains clinging to dragons.
[20:36] Tohru
I'm going to be free.
[20:38] Tohru
And then...
[20:39] Tohru
And then...?
[20:46] Tohru
I didn't have anything.
[20:49] Tohru
Once I was all alone, I found
there was nothing I wanted to do.
[20:54] Tohru
Being alone, being free, was pretty scary.
[21:10] Tohru
That's what it was like.
[21:12] Tohru
Yet while I feared my
freedom, you took my hand,
[21:16] Tohru
and gently pulled me close.
[21:20] Kobayashi
I see.
[21:22] Kobayashi
It's similar to how I had nothing I wanted
to do after I came to the big city.
[21:26] Tohru
I know now, though.
[21:28] Kobayashi
Huh?
[21:30] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi,
[21:34] Tohru
I wanted to be a maid.
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[23:20] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, I heard they'll be launching
fireworks at the summer festival.
[23:24] Kobayashi
Yeah, they do.
[23:25] Tohru
I think my breath would
be more amazing, though.
[23:28] Kobayashi
That would turn it into a blood festival.
[23:29] Tohru
But I hear the sights you see on
the verge of death are beautiful.
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[23:32] Kobayashi
Why are you competing with them?
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Scorpio
SIGN You'll Get Messaged By a Troll
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And Wipe Out Their Entire Lineage!
SIGN That sounds incredibly real... Have you been trolled?
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Scorpio.
E12 - Life is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
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[00:06] Kanna
Swirl, swirl, swirl, swirl
[00:08] Kanna
the polyglutamic acid,
[00:10] Kanna
breaking it up into glutamic acid.
[00:13] Ilulu
Destruction is the essence of dragons.
[00:16] Ilulu
Is it ready now?
[00:17] Kanna
More.
[00:19] Tohru
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
[00:21] Kanna
Morning, Kobayashi.
[00:23] Ilulu
Morning.
[00:24] Kobayashi
Morning.
[00:26] Tohru
Today I made some okra miso soup,
since it's summer.
[00:29] Kobayashi
Yeah, thanks.
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[00:31] Ilulu
Hey, there's something called a
summer festival coming up, right?
[00:34] Ilulu
Take mentioned it.
[00:35] Kanna
Mm, I promised to go with Saikawa.
[00:38] Ilulu
What do you do there?
[00:40] Kanna
I heard they open up lots
of these things called stalls!
[01:29] Kobayashi
Hey, Takiya-kun.
[01:31] Takiya
Hmm?
[01:32] Kobayashi
What do you do when
relationships get serious?
[01:35] Takiya
Huh? Well...
[01:37] Takiya
Go with the flow, I guess?
[01:42] Kobayashi
I see.
[01:47] Kobayashi
I see.
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[01:56] Kobayashi
Oh, yeah, they were talking
about that this morning.
[02:00] Kobayashi
Guess I'll go with Tohru.
[02:02] Kobayashi
Yukata... guess I'll buy some.
[02:05] Kobayashi
I won't wear one, though.
[02:09] Kobayashi
They're already decorating.
[02:14] Kobayashi
Tohru? Why?
[02:17] Tohru
The people from the shopping
district asked for my help.
[02:20] Kobayashi
Wow. They have a lot of faith in you.
[02:22] Tohru
I don't care if it's for the festival.
It's a huge bother.
[02:26] Kobayashi
Really? You were smiling, though.
[02:28] Tohru
Because that's the street you pass through.
[02:31] Tohru
The thought of you walking under
the decorative lights I hung up...
[02:35] Kobayashi
That's poetic.
[02:36] Kobayashi
Are you doing anything on the day of?
[02:38] Tohru
Apparently, the girls from the maid
café will have a stall there,
[02:41] Tohru
so I'll probably help them out.
[02:43] Kobayashi
Hmm.
[02:45] Kobayashi
Lately Tohru's been doing well, hasn't she?
[02:50] Kobayashi
She's taking initiative to interact
with the people in this town,
[02:53] Kobayashi
she's working with them to build up trust,
[02:56] Kobayashi
and she's living up to their faith.
[02:58] Kobayashi
I guess that's easy enough to
do with the power of a dragon.
[03:03] Kobayashi
I think those are all good changes.
[03:06] Kobayashi
It's just...
[03:08] Kobayashi
It just makes me think about it again.
[03:11] Kobayashi
About whether or not I'm
worthy of Tohru's affection.
[03:15] Kobayashi
No, I guess it's a little different.
[03:18] Kobayashi
As she's started bothering me
less and less, I'm feeling a bit...
[03:22] Kobayashi
lonely, I think?
[03:25] Kobayashi
Well, I'll just swallow that down.
SIGN Oborozuka Big Festival
[03:41] Kanna
I want this one.
[03:43] Kobayashi
Yeah, it's cute.
[03:45] Kanna
Yay!
[03:46] Ilulu
Kobayashi!
[03:47] Ilulu
How about this one?
[03:49] Kobayashi
I think that'll look good on you, Ilulu.
[03:51] Ilulu
I see.
[03:52] Kanna
What about you?
Aren't you wearing a yukata?
[03:55] Kobayashi
Hmm, no, I'm fine.
[03:57] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[03:58] Tohru
Which one do you think is best?
[04:00] Kobayashi
You should choose the one you like most.
[04:02] Tohru
I want you to pick for me!
[04:05] Kobayashi
Huh? Then...
[04:07] Kobayashi
Eenie meenie miney mo,
[04:10] Kobayashi
ask God in Heaven if he knows...
[04:13] Kobayashi
Okay, this one.
[04:17] Tohru
I'll never do what that bastard says!
[04:19] Tohru
I'm getting this one!
[04:20] Kobayashi
Sure.
SIGN Skewers
SIGN Candied
Apples
SIGN Salted
Beef
Tongue
Skewers
SIGN Pork
Rib
Skewers
SIGN Local
Chicken
Skewers
[04:32] Kobayashi
You're excited, Elma.
[04:34] Elma
I love festivals!
[04:36] Kobayashi
What were festivals like in your world?
[04:39] Elma
Uhh, if I recall...
[04:40] Elma
There was whole roasted pig, baked chicken,
[04:42] Kobayashi
She only remembers the food.
[04:43] Elma
grape juice, and this and
that and the other...
[04:45] Kanna
Oh, there's Lady Tohru!
[04:47] Tohru
Here you go, our maid café's
special omelet rice!
[04:50] Kanna
Lady Tohru!
[04:53] Tohru
Ohh, you came by.
[04:55] Kobayashi
Why are you dressed like a festival
leader instead of a maid?
[04:59] Tohru
Huh? Maid outfits are hard
to move around in, right?
[05:02] Kobayashi
You went and said it, you bastard...
SIGN Omelet Rice 400 yen
[05:04] Tohru
What matters most is the heart!
[05:06] Elma
Omelet rice! Give me one, too!
[05:08] Tohru
Please wait in line for it.
[05:10] Elma
Hmm?
SIGN End of the Line Starts Here
SIGN Beef Steak Skewers
SIGN Takoyaki
[05:13] Ilulu
You're popular.
[05:16] Elma
If I line up here, I might miss out
on eating the grilled corn, grilled squid,
[05:18] Elma
okonomiyaki, candied apples,
and all kinds of other food!
[05:22] Tohru
You're hopeless.
[05:24] Tohru
I'll bring you some as a
souvenir when I get off.
[05:27] Elma
Really?!
[05:28] Elma
Tohru, you're such a good person!
[05:29] Tohru
Is it worth crying over?
[05:31] Tohru
Oh, I'll be getting off in a hour.
[05:34] Kobayashi
Got it.
SIGN Oborozuka Pharmacy
SIGN Tatsuda Butchery
SIGN Oborozuka
Fishmonger
[05:53] Elma
I can't get enough of the
smell of this soy sauce.
[05:56] Kobayashi
Good for you.
[05:57] Lucoa
Hey, hey.
[05:59] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san, Shouta-kun.
[06:01] Shouta
Good evening.
[06:02] Lucoa
Festivals are great, aren't they?
[06:05] Kobayashi
Really?
[06:06] Lucoa
Yeah, though they're
a little different here.
[06:09] Elma
In our original world many festivals
were held to celebrate the gods.
[06:12] Kobayashi
Wow. Lately those sentiments have
been declining here in Japan.
[06:16] Elma
Celebrating the gods made security
tight and dragons couldn't get close.
[06:20] Lucoa
Yeah.
[06:21] Lucoa
In the big country up north they
held a big festival in the spring.
[06:25] Elma
Yeah, it was hard to pass through
there during that season.
[06:28] Lucoa
The gods actually came down for it, too.
[06:28] Kobayashi
Local talk...
[06:30] Kobayashi
I can't jump in at all.
[06:32] Kobayashi
It's fun to hear stories
about another world,
[06:35] Kobayashi
but I feel kind of alienated.
[06:37] Kobayashi
Well, I'll just swallow that down.
[06:42] Saikawa
Amazing!
[06:45] Saikawa
Kanna-san, your yukata's so cute!
[06:49] Kanna
Your yukata's cute, too, Saikawa.
[06:56] Saikawa
Kanna-san, let's come to the
festival together next year, too.
[06:59] Kanna
Mmm.
[07:00] Saikawa
Let's come together when we're all grown up
and even after we become grannies!
[07:07] Kanna
Saikawa.
[07:08] Kanna
Live a long life.
[07:09] Saikawa
Huh? Yeah, I will?
[07:14] Saikawa
You and I are BFFs! BFFs!
SIGN Melon Ramune
[07:23] Ilulu
This is a great place.
[07:25] Ilulu
Kids are smiling!
[07:27] Take
You always act like a kid,
[07:29] Take
but every now and then you
act way more mature than me.
[07:34] Take
It won't fall down!
[07:37] Ilulu
Take, I'm being tricked into being here.
[07:40] Take
Tricked into it?
[07:42] Ilulu
I was told I had to be an adult.
[07:45] Ilulu
I thought I could never
go back to being a kid,
[07:49] Ilulu
but Kobayashi enticed me.
[07:51] Ilulu
She said it was okay to be a kid again.
[07:55] Take
Hmm...
[07:57] Take
And yet the mature version
of you is still there, too.
[08:00] Ilulu
You think?
[08:01] Take
Well, if that's how it is,
then I'll trick you, too.
[08:04] Sign
Baby Castella
[08:04] Take
I'll let you be a kid!
[08:09] Take
Yeah!
[08:10] Ilulu
Then...
[08:11] Ilulu
I guess I'll make you an adult, Take!
[08:14] Take
Wh-What are you saying?!
[08:16] Ilulu
Oh, did you just look at my breasts?
[08:18] Ilulu
Wow, pervert!
[08:19] Take
You precocious brat!
[08:21] Lucoa
Those who knew the old you would
be shocked to see you now.
[08:25] Elma
You're one to talk, Lucoa.
[08:28] Elma
To think a goddess would be content
with being someone's familiar.
[08:32] Lucoa
I'm doing that because I want to.
[08:34] Lucoa
If you're not having fun,
you're missing out.
[08:36] Elma
Yeah, that's true.
[08:38] Kobayashi
Shouta-kun, do you like Lucoa-san?
[08:41] Shouta
Wh-What's this out of the blue?!
[08:42] Kobayashi
Well...
[08:43] Kobayashi
Say for example that Lucoa-san got friendly
with your friends or classmates.
[08:50] Kobayashi
What would you think when you saw that?
[08:57] Kobayashi
Oh, sorry.
[08:58] Kobayashi
You don't need to say anything.
[08:59] Kobayashi
You don't need to say anything.
[09:01] Kobayashi
That's right.
[09:02] Kobayashi
Of course he'd feel uncomfortable.
[09:08] Elma
Where are you going?
[09:10] Kobayashi
It's been an hour.
[09:15] Tohru
Huh? Miss Kobayashi?
[09:17] Tohru
I was just about to go look for you.
SIGN Fortune Drawing
SIGN Skewers
[09:20] Kobayashi
You look good in your yukata.
[09:22] Tohru
Thank you so much!
[09:24] Tohru
Is everyone over there?
[09:29] Kobayashi
Hey...
[09:33] Kobayashi
Let's walk around, just the two of us.
[09:42] Tohru
Gladly!
[09:44] Tohru
What's gotten into you, Miss Kobayashi?
SIGN Special Fried Squid
[09:47] Tohru
Oh, have you finally come
to understand my charms?
[09:52] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[09:53] Tohru
What?!
[09:54] Kobayashi
You're one of the strongest dragons,
capable of fighting even the gods.
[09:58] Kobayashi
But here, you're able to make friends
with anyone when you feel like it.
[10:03] Kobayashi
Lately I've been thinking,
after hearing about your past.
[10:07] Kobayashi
Is it really okay for me to be loved
by such an incredible person?
SIGN Goldfish Scooping
[10:11] Tohru
You've been thinking about that?
[10:14] Tohru
I suppose I did share a few
too many heavy stories.
[10:17] Kobayashi
You're living with me like
it's perfectly natural,
[10:21] Kobayashi
but the things you've had to shoulder...
[10:24] Kobayashi
And yeah, you're a dragon, too,
[10:27] Kobayashi
so what is this whole situation?
[10:30] Kobayashi
That's been spinning in my head.
[10:32] Tohru
So...?
[10:35] Kobayashi
It's fine, the way things are now,
[10:37] Kobayashi
as much trouble as it can be.
[10:40] Tohru
Huh...
SIGN Horiuchi Butchery
[10:42] Kobayashi
Well, that was my decision,
[10:46] Kobayashi
but I want to know how you feel, Tohru.
[10:49] Tohru
How I feel?
[10:53] Tohru
I love you, Miss Kobayashi.
[10:55] Tohru
Though I do feel that...
[10:58] Tohru
I'm better than you, than all humans,
really, in many respects.
[11:03] Tohru
Of course I am.
[11:05] Tohru
I'm a dragon and I also take pride in that.
[11:08] Tohru
I've been in places where
you have to risk death
[11:11] Tohru
and put everything on the line
to prove your superiority.
SIGN Crepes
SIGN Yakisoba
SIGN Buttered Potatoes
SIGN Chocolate Bananas
[11:14] Tohru
But my heart...
[11:16] Tohru
When it comes to the heart,
there is no way to prove that.
[11:19] Tohru
Is it better if you're
more suited to fighting?
[11:21] Tohru
If you're more beautiful?
[11:23] Tohru
If you're smarter?
[11:25] Tohru
I was always trying to be those things.
[11:28] Tohru
I was always wishing I could be those things.
[11:30] Tohru
I was trying to be an adult,
[11:33] Tohru
but I didn't have to try to be anything.
[11:36] Tohru
It was okay to just be myself.
[11:40] Tohru
You're the one who made me
realize that, Miss Kobayashi.
[11:44] Kobayashi
There you go, giving me
too much credit again.
[11:47] Tohru
It makes me happy that you're
so unaware of it yourself,
[11:51] Tohru
because it means you're someone
who saved me just that easily.
[11:56] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi.
[11:58] Tohru
I love you.
[12:06] Tohru
For now and forevermore.
[12:37] Kobayashi
Tohru.
[12:38] Tohru
Yes?!
[12:40] Kobayashi
You're clingy.
[12:41] Tohru
Huh?!
[12:50] Takiya
Do you have any photos
of the summer festival?
[12:52] Kobayashi
I do. Want to see?
[13:02] Takiya
Yeah, I can tell you had fun.
[13:05] Kobayashi
Right?
SIGN Life Is Constant Change (But It's Okay To Stop And Appreciate It)
SIGN Final Episode
[13:14] Lucoa
Hey, want to go flower viewing?
[13:22] Kobayashi
It's the middle of summer.
What are you talking about?
[13:25] Lucoa
I know someone whose flesh
turns into flowers.
[13:29] Lucoa
They shared some with me, but it wouldn't
be right to enjoy them all by myself.
[13:34] Kobayashi
Flesh into flowers?
[13:36] Tohru
Why not?
[13:37] Tohru
I'll run the flower viewing
so Miss Kobayashi can enjoy it!
[13:41] Kobayashi
Why are you so into this?
[13:44] Tohru
Come on, what's wrong with flower viewing?
[13:48] Tohru
Oh, do you need more somen broth?
[13:56] Kobayashi
Wow.
[13:58] Kobayashi
This is all flesh, huh?
[14:00] Kobayashi
It looks just like cherry blossoms.
[14:02] Lucoa
Pretty, isn't it?
[14:04] Takiya
Okay, I brought the drinks, too,
[14:07] Takiya
so shall we get started?
[14:08] Kobayashi
Yeah.
[14:11] Tohru
Then by your leave, I'll begin
the opening as the organizer.
[14:14] Tohru
Thank you all for gathering here today
for Miss Kobayashi's flower viewing.
[14:20] Tohru
We have several recreations prepared
for Miss Kobayashi to enjoy,
[14:24] Tohru
so please lend your assistance with them.
[14:26] Kobayashi
This is making me uncomfortable, so stop!
[14:35] Elma
Sakura mochi's so good.
[14:44] Kobayashi
This is nice.
[14:46] Kobayashi
There's something much more satisfying
about drinking while enjoying nature.
[14:51] Tohru
Enjoying nature?
[14:54] Tohru
You make it sound like humans
are separate from nature.
[14:58] Kobayashi
True.
[14:59] Kobayashi
Maybe that's just what happens
[15:01] Kobayashi
when we try to seek objective beauty
and share it with each other.
[15:04] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[15:05] Kobayashi
Huh?
[15:07] Kobayashi
Now this is bad.
[15:08] Kobayashi
Why did you even come?
[15:09] Takiya
No, this is the real
pleasure of these events.
[15:12] Fafnir
Takiya, don't get distracted!
[15:14] Fafnir
We have to work together to sever its tail!
[15:16] Fafnir
We're relying on you!
[15:17] Kobayashi
You have incredible faith
in each other in that game.
[15:21] Kobayashi
You're with them, too, Shouta-kun?
[15:23] Shouta
I mean, it's only women over there,
so I feel awkward.
[15:27] Kobayashi
Guess that's a good point.
[15:28] Elma
What's this, boy? You're bored?
[15:31] Kobayashi
Elma.
[15:31] Elma
All right, I'll strip down and help.
[15:40] Fafnir
What are you doing?
[15:42] Elma
I heard it was common to perform
a thing or two at events like these.
[15:46] Elma
After some research, I decided
this was the best one.
[15:48] Takiya
You went all out for it.
[15:50] Kobayashi
That's for specific old
men to do, not a woman...
[15:55] Kobayashi
Or... I guess he really likes it!
[15:56] Kobayashi
And Tohru...
[15:59] Tohru
Pathetic!
[16:00] Kobayashi
...likes it for a different reason.
[16:03] Kanna
Next time I'll do that for Saikawa!
[16:05] Ilulu
I'll show it to Take, too.
[16:07] Kobayashi
Please don't.
[16:09] Tohru
Okay! Now everyone's getting excited!
[16:12] Tohru
We're going to have a competition,
[16:13] Tohru
so please draw lots to
determine the brackets.
[16:16] Ilulu
Competition?
[16:17] Tohru
An arm wrestling competition!
[16:19] Ilulu
Did you draw the image on that box?
[16:22] Kanna
You're so good, Lady Tohru!
[16:24] Kobayashi
I'm not participating in that, am I?
[16:26] Tohru
You'll be our judge, Miss Kobayashi!
[16:28] Kobayashi
I see.
[16:32] Tohru
Come on. You, too, Mr. Fafnir.
[16:35] Fafnir
Tch!
[16:36] Tohru
Heave, ho!
[16:42] Kobayashi
Okay, first round.
[16:44] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun versus Ilulu.
[16:46] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun, are you doing this?
[16:48] Takiya
Huh? Yeah, might as well.
[16:50] Kobayashi
Whatever.
[16:53] Kobayashi
Ready? Ready, Go!
[17:05] Takiya
I might have broken bones.
[17:07] Tohru
Oh, that's all you walked away with?
[17:09] Ilulu
Will he be okay?
[17:11] Kobayashi
Takiya-kun's surprisingly reckless, huh?
[17:14] Kobayashi
Okay, round two is Kanna-chan versus Lucoa-san.
[17:18] Kobayashi
Ready,
[17:20] Kobayashi
go!
[17:23] Kobayashi
Lucoa-san wins.
[17:25] Kobayashi
Kanna-chan, you can't use both hands.
[17:27] Kanna
Oh!
[17:30] Fafnir
You doing this?
[17:31] Shouta
I'm not!
[17:33] Lucoa
Shouta-kun, you can do it!
[17:34] Shouta
[17:59] Tohru
If I can just defeat you...
[18:03] Elma
Tohru was expected, but Lucoa, huh?
[18:06] Kobayashi
I thought Faf-san would make it.
[18:09] Fafnir
Don't call me that.
[18:10] Tohru
Maybe you got rusty from
holing up all the time?
[18:13] Fafnir
Stuff it.
[18:14] Lucoa
That reminds me.
[18:16] Lucoa
I think this is the first time you and I
have fought one-on-one, even in a game.
[18:21] Tohru
That might be how you see it.
[18:24] Lucoa
Shall we take this seriously, then?
[18:36] Tohru
Sh-She's strong!
[18:39] Tohru
I'm going to lose!
[18:42] Shouta
Tohru-san, you can do it!
[18:44] Lucoa
Huh?!
[18:44] Lucoa
Not me?!
[18:46] Tohru
Now!
[18:51] Kobayashi
Winner, Tohru!
[18:53] Tohru
Yay!
[18:55] Kanna
Lady Tohru!
[18:57] Ilulu
Impressive.
[18:58] Lucoa
Shouta, why...?
[19:01] Tohru
I bribed him.
[19:02] Shouta
She did.
[19:03] Tohru
Here, your magic crystal.
[19:05] Lucoa
No way!
[19:07] Kobayashi
Best maid Tohru won!
[19:10] Tohru
Yay!
[19:34] Kobayashi
Whoa.
[19:46] Tohru
You really do enjoy
drinking, Miss Kobayashi.
[19:50] Kobayashi
You want a drink, too?
[19:52] Tohru
Huh? Oh, yes, I'll have some.
[20:04] Kobayashi
Good, right?
[20:05] Tohru
It is good.
[20:07] Kobayashi
This feels nice.
[20:10] Tohru
Yes, it does.
[20:12] Tohru
The sun is starting to set a little.
[20:15] Kobayashi
Yeah, it is.
[20:16] ---
Belly dance...
[20:19] Tohru
You're back to work again tomorrow, right?
[20:22] Kobayashi
Yeah,
[20:25] Kobayashi
but...
[20:27] Kobayashi
Well, forget about it.
[20:29] Kobayashi
We don't have to worry about that now.
[20:36] Tohru
Right.
[20:49] Tohru
Okay, the party's in full swing!
Liquor's flowing!
[20:53] Kobayashi
I've got a bad feeling...
[20:55] Elma
What's up?
[20:56] Tohru
Cherry blossoms are fluttering
and the perfect witnesses are all here!
[21:02] Tohru
Time for today's main event!
[21:04] Tohru
I'd like to hold the wedding ceremony
for me and Miss Kobayashi!
[21:14] Elma
What?!
[21:14] Kanna
Oh!
SIGN Congratulations!
[21:19] Kobayashi
What is this?
[21:20] Tohru
Now, Miss Kobayashi, here's
your change of clothes.
[21:24] Kobayashi
Whoa, what? What?
[21:34] Tohru
Come on, Miss Kobayashi.
[21:41] Tohru
Please say you love me.
[21:48] Kobayashi
I...
[21:49] Tohru
You?
[21:51] Kobayashi
I...
[21:53] Tohru
Yes!
[21:55] Kobayashi
Idiot!
[22:02] Tohru
Ah! Miss Kobayashi!
[22:04] Elma
We can't let this tyranny stand!
[22:06] Elma
Let's rescue Kobayashi!
[22:09] Kanna
Lady Tohru, that's not fair!
[22:11] Ilulu
I want to be bound to Kobayashi, too!
[22:23] Shouta
According to this magic crystal,
this wedding ceremony will...
[22:26] Lucoa
Let's give them our blessings.
[22:30] Takiya
Good grief, I can't turn a blind
eye to my coworker's crisis.
[22:38] Fafnir
Hmph. Good grief.
[22:46] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi!
[22:48] Tohru
I'm a dragon,
[22:49] Tohru
and I'm saying I'm willing to conduct a
ritual according to your human values!
[22:54] Tohru
Though, if you're saying there's no
longer any need for such a thing,
[22:57] Tohru
that also works!
[23:00] Elma
What selfish nonsense are
you spouting, you idiot?!
[23:25] Tohru
I won't let you get away, Miss Kobayashi!
SIGN End
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Libra
SIGN A Libra Will Definitely Make It Happen
SIGN Lucky Advice
SIGN It's pointless to hide in a shelter,
because I'll just wipe them all out.
SIGN You'll force me!?
SIGN This Week's "Who's Rotten?"
SIGN Libra.
E13 - Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:23] Kanna
Chloe!
[00:25] Chloe
Kanna!
[00:29] Chloe
I've missed you!
[00:31] Kanna
Me, too.
[00:33] Chloe
Who are these ladies?
[00:34] Kanna
Kobayashi.
[00:36] Kanna
Lady Tohru.
[00:37] Kanna
Ilulu.
[00:38] Kobayashi
Hello.
[00:39] Chloe
Hello.
[00:41] Chloe
So you're Kobayashi?
[00:44] Kobayashi
Hmm?
[00:45] Ilulu
Hey, hey, let's hurry up!
[00:48] Kanna
Let's go.
[00:49] Chloe
Kanna, hold on!
[00:52] Tohru
Hey now, running is dangerous.
[00:55] Kanna
Okay.
[02:29] Ilulu
Where did you come from?
[02:31] Chloe
Minnesota in America.
[02:33] Ilulu
Minnesota? What's that? Is it tasty?
[02:36] Kanna
So cliche.
[02:39] Kobayashi
Hey, Tohru.
[02:40] Tohru
What is it, Miss Kobayashi?
[02:42] Kobayashi
How is Chloe speaking fluent Japanese?
[02:46] Tohru
Oh, I cast a spell on her.
[02:49] Kobayashi
I knew it.
[02:50] Kobayashi
Well, whatever.
[02:51] Kobayashi
So, where is this heading now?
[02:54] Tohru
Akihabara.
[02:56] Kobayashi
Akiba?
[02:57] Tohru
Yes.
[02:58] Tohru
I prepared a perfect hospitality plan,
just as you requested!
[03:03] Kobayashi
Oh?
[03:10] Ilulu
Look!
[03:11] Ilulu
We're racing over the ocean!
[03:13] Kanna
Oh!
SIGN Akihabara Radio Hall
[03:23] Takiya
Yo. Hello.
[03:24] Fafnir
Hmph.
[03:25] Tohru
I called in experts on this district.
[03:27] Kobayashi
Already passing it all off onto others?
[03:29] Takiya
Man, I was happy to accept
a request from Tohru-chan!
[03:34] Kobayashi
Thank you, too, Faf-san.
[03:36] Fafnir
Don't call me Faf-san.
[03:37] Chloe
Who are those people?
[03:39] Kanna
Kobayashi's friends.
[03:41] Chloe
Wow. Does she have a lot of friends?
[03:44] Kanna
Lots.
[03:46] Chloe
Wow.
SIGN Miss
SIGN Center
[03:51] Chloe
This is a VR game, right?
[03:53] Chloe
I've wanted to try one of these!
[03:54] Fafnir
What are you just standing there for?
[03:56] Fafnir
Prepare for battle.
[03:57] Ilulu
What is this?
[03:59] Ilulu
Whoa! What's this?!
[04:02] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi! The whole scenery changed!
[04:17] Chloe
It feels real!
[04:19] Chloe
This is incredible!
[04:22] Ilulu
This is fun!
[04:24] Kanna
Pleasing.
[04:26] Fafnir
Here they come!
[04:34] Fafnir
Hmph.
[04:34] Fafnir
Get him before he takes you down!
[04:39] Tohru
No tricks needed!
[04:43] Fafnir
A small one's coming your way!
[04:45] Tohru
What is with this weak weapon?!
[04:48] Tohru
It's irritating me!
[04:49] Kanna
They got me!
[04:52] Chloe
How dare you do that to Kanna!
[04:53] Ilulu
We'll avenge you!
[04:55] Kobayashi
It's quite surreal watching from outside.
[04:57] Takiya
I'm glad they're all enjoying themselves.
SIGN Ko
SIGN Akihabara Gacchapon
[05:04] Kobayashi
Incredible.
[05:06] Takiya
I thought this might be
more fun for the children.
[05:09] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, Miss Kobayashi!
[05:11] Tohru
What is this?!
SIGN Everyone Was a Dragon... 3
[05:14] Tohru
All of them dressing like humans!
[05:16] Tohru
Have they no pride as dragons?!
[05:20] Kobayashi
You're one to talk.
[05:23] Kobayashi
What's that?
[05:24] Ilulu
Figured I'd give one to Take.
SIGN Breast Cleavage
[05:27] Kobayashi
That directly targets their libido.
SIGN Small Breasts
[05:32] Kobayashi
What?! You have a problem with that?!
SIGN Ninja Tool
Accessories
[05:38] Chloe
Kanna! This looks fun!
[05:43] Chloe
What's that?
SIGN Deep-Fried Bugs
[05:45] Kanna
It looks yummy.
[05:46] Chloe
Huh?!
SIGN ba
[05:49] Elma
You're late. Jeez.
[05:51] Kobayashi
Huh? It's Elma.
[05:53] Tohru
Well, I didn't like asking for her help,
[05:56] Tohru
but when it comes to food, Elma's the one.
[05:58] Tohru
Not that I like it.
[06:00] Elma
That's quite the statement
after asking for a favor.
[06:03] Tohru
Listen closely, Miss Chloe.
[06:04] Tohru
This woman is a shame upon
Japan... no, upon the world!
[06:08] Elma
Who are you calling the
world's biggest glutton?!
[06:11] Tohru
No one even said that at all!
[06:14] Elma
What?!
[06:15] Tohru
You want to fight?!
[06:16] Chloe
So this is a Japanese couple!
[06:20] Both
No, we're not!
[06:21] Chloe
I'm sorry!
[06:23] Tohru
Come on, hurry up and show us the way!
[06:27] Elma
I don't need you to tell me that!
[06:29] Tohru
Don't go disappointing us!
[06:31] Elma
I'll surprise you all!
[06:33] Chloe
They're just not honest
with each other.
[06:35] Kobayashi
Isn't that the truth.
SIGN ya
SIGN Fruit Parlor Momomo
[06:37] Elma
Here it is, here!
[06:39] Kobayashi
Wow, and where are we?
[06:40] Elma
It's the cotton candy shop
everyone's talking about!
[06:42] Elma
It's really popular!
[06:44] Tohru
You just wanted to come here yourself.
[06:46] Elma
Grk!
[06:47] Elma
Well, I can't deny that,
[06:50] Elma
but more importantly—
[06:54] Three
Whoa.
[06:57] Three
I want to eat that, too!
[06:59] Kobayashi
All right, all right.
[07:05] Elma
So fluffy!
[07:08] Three
So fluffy!
[07:09] Chloe
It's so delicious!
[07:11] Chloe
How would you express this in Japanese?
SIGN That's wicked.
SIGN That's wicked.
[07:17] Chloe
That's wicket?
SIGN shi
[07:23] Ilulu
That's wicked.
[07:24] Both
That's wicked.
[07:24] Both
That's wicket.
SIGN 's
[07:27] Chloe
That's wicket.
[07:29] Both
That's wicked.
SIGN Dr
[07:30] Chloe
Let's go there next!
[07:32] Chloe
It's cute!
[07:33] Kanna
It's cute.
[07:34] Elma
Let's go, then!
[07:35] Kids
Yeah!
[07:38] Tohru
Even Elma's joined in with them.
[07:40] Tohru
She's just like a child.
[07:41] Kobayashi
What's wrong with her being excited?
[07:43] Kobayashi
She seems to be having fun.
[07:46] Kobayashi
What's that creepy laugh for?
[07:49] Tohru
We're like a family on the weekend!
[07:53] Kobayashi
You're heavy.
[07:56] Kobayashi
Well, it's getting late.
Shall we head home?
[07:59] Three
Ehh?
[08:01] Kanna
I want to play more.
[08:02] Tohru
Come on, don't make trouble
for Miss Kobayashi.
[08:06] Elma
Wh-Why don't we come
here again tomorrow?
[08:09] Elma
There are still some shops I'd
love to g— introduce you to!
[08:13] Tohru
We've enjoyed plenty.
[08:15] Tohru
Thank you very much.
[08:17] Tohru
Please have fun by yourself tomorrow.
[08:20] Elma
It tastes better when you
enjoy it with everyone!
[08:22] Tohru
Are you trying to turn
Miss Chloe into a pig?!
[08:25] Elma
What's that?!
[08:26] Tohru
Don't give me that!
[08:27] Ilulu
There they go again.
[08:29] Kobayashi
Yes, yes, we're leaving now.
[08:32] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, please wait for me!
[08:35] Elma
F-Fine then, I'll let you go this time!
[08:38] Chloe
Wow. She sure knows how
to handle them, huh?
[08:42] Kanna
Kobayashi's top dog.
[08:44] Ilulu
Hey, hey, Kobayashi,
[08:46] Ilulu
what are we doing tomorrow?
[08:48] Kobayashi
Hmm.
[08:50] Kobayashi
Is there anywhere you'd
like to go, Chloe-chan?
[08:55] Chloe
Going out somewhere is nice,
[08:59] Chloe
but I also want to know what
Kanna's ordinary day is like!
[09:02] Kanna
Hmm?
SIGN Extra Episode
SIGN Japanese Hospitality (The Attendant Is a Dragon)
[09:11] Saikawa
Kanna-shwan!
[09:15] Saikawa
Hmm?
[09:19] Chloe
Huh?
[09:21] Saikawa
Who is that woman?!
[09:24] Kanna
Chloe. A friend.
[09:26] Chloe
Well, that's true.
[09:28] Chloe
You could even call us partners.
[09:32] Saikawa
I-I'm Kanna-san's number one friend!
[09:36] Saikawa
Her best friend! Her BFF!
[09:39] Saikawa
What is your relationship with her?
[09:41] Chloe
We met in New York.
[09:43] Saikawa
New York?!
[09:44] Saikawa
When did she get a local wife?
SIGN Local wife?
[09:47] Chloe
And who might you be?
[09:50] Kanna
Saikawa. A friend.
[09:53] Chloe
Oh, so you're Saikawa.
[09:56] Chloe
I've heard about you.
[10:00] Chloe
I'm Chloe.
[10:02] Chloe
If you're okay with it, let's be friends!
[10:04] Saikawa
Huh?
[10:06] Saikawa
What is this feeling of closeness?
[10:09] Saikawa
But...
[10:10] Saikawa
But, but when I look closely,
this girl is super cute!
[10:15] Saikawa
She's a good girl, too!
[10:18] Saikawa
W-Well, I guess we can play together.
[10:21] Chloe
Really?! I'm so happy!
[10:26] Kanna
Good friends!
[10:29] Kobayashi
Simplegon.
[10:30] Tohru
She's not a dragon, though.
SIGN a
[10:34] Kanna
Be careful, Chloe.
[10:35] Kanna
If you fall, it's a penalty game.
[10:39] Saikawa
You're good at this.
[10:40] Chloe
I like running around!
[10:44] Saikawa
It's too early to relax, though!
[10:50] Saikawa
I'm up next.
[10:56] Saikawa
Okay. You're up next, Chloe-san.
[11:11] Saikawa
You're not bad!
[11:12] Chloe
Of course!
[11:15] Chloe
What's wrong?
[11:17] Kanna
There's no more path.
[11:19] Chloe
Does that mean it's over?
[11:24] Kanna
Manholes are okay!
[11:26] Chloe
Really?
[11:27] Saikawa
There.
[11:29] Chloe
Hah!
[11:33] Chloe
I'm falling!
[11:34] Kanna
Come closer.
[11:40] Saikawa
I-I'm sorry!
[11:44] Kanna
Chloe, penalty game.
[11:46] Chloe
Eh?!
[11:51] Chloe
What is this?!
[11:54] Chloe
Why, you...!
SIGN go
[12:00] Saikawa
This is the school we attend.
SIGN Pool Open
[12:03] Saikawa
We go in through here,
[12:05] Saikawa
and then we have class here.
[12:09] Kanna
This is my seat.
[12:10] Chloe
Wow, so this where you spend your days?
[12:16] Chloe
Wow! There really is a pool at your school!
[12:20] Saikawa
Come on, let's go.
[12:22] Chloe
Yeah!
SIGN Kobayashi
[12:28] Kanna
Pool!
SIGN Saikawa
[12:32] Kanna
Saikawa.
[12:33] Kanna
Where's Chloe?
[12:36] Saikawa
I wonder if she's late because she had
to borrow a swimsuit from the teacher.
[12:47] Hachisuka
Wow! It's a blondie!
SIGN Hachisuka
SIGN Kuroda
[12:49] Kuroda
Black ships landing!
SIGN Kuramoto
[12:51] Kuramoto
I can hear this going viral!
[12:54] Chloe
Sorry for the wait.
[12:54] Hachisuka
A blonde rich girl!
[12:56] Chloe
Does it look weird?
[12:58] Saikawa
Hey, boys! You're being annoying!
[13:00] Saikawa
You give her any weird looks
and I'll kill you, got it?!
[13:02] Hachisuka
We weren't doing that.
[13:04] Saikawa
Liar! You were just leering at her!
[13:06] Hachisuka
Why, you...! We weren't!
[13:07] Kanna
Chloe, let's swim.
[13:09] ---
Huh? As if!
[13:11] Choe
Actually, I can't swim very well.
[13:16] Kanna
That's fine.
[13:18] Kanna
We'll teach you.
[13:57] Chloe
That was so fun!
[14:00] Chloe
Huh? Where's Saikawa?
[14:02] Kanna
Bathroom.
[14:03] Chloe
I see.
[14:06] Chloe
Kanna, I have a good idea.
[14:16] Chloe
Well? Does it look good on us?
[14:19] Saikawa
So jealoutrageous!
[14:20] Chloe
Let's go like this today!
SIGN n
[14:24] Saikawa
This is my home.
[14:26] Saikawa
Now, what should we play?
[14:30] Saikawa
Oh, how about this?
[14:32] Chloe
I'm great at this game!
[14:34] Chloe
I don't lose, even to my Papa!
[14:37] Kanna
I won't lose!
[14:39] Voice
First player. Right hand, blue.
[14:41] Chloe
Okay.
[14:42] Voice
Second player. Left leg, black.
[14:46] Chloe
Kanna, can you raise your
hips a little more?
[14:50] Chloe
Just a little more.
[14:52] Kanna
Got it.
SIGN Ma
SIGN Oboro Shop
SIGN Candy Games
[14:56] Kanna
Good afternoon.
[14:57] Chloe
Hi, Ilulu! We came to play.
[15:00] Ilulu
Oh, I was waiting for you.
[15:02] Taketo
Friends of yours?
[15:03] Ilulu
She's been staying with us since yesterday.
[15:06] Chloe
I'm Chloe. I'm from Minnesota.
[15:09] Chloe
Nice to meet you.
[15:10] Kanna
Chloe, over here.
[15:13] Taketo
M-Minnesota? You mean America?
[15:16] Taketo
Wait, isn't her Japanese really good?
[15:19] Ilulu
That's true.
[15:20] Kanna
This. And this, too.
[15:23] Chloe
They're all things I've never seen before.
[15:26] Chloe
What kind of candy is that?
SIGN Super Sour Peach
[15:28] Saikawa
Every one out of three is
a dud that's verrrry sour!
[15:32] Chloe
So it's Russian Roulette!
[15:34] Chloe
Sounds fun!
SIGN Fluffy, Crack!
SIGN Cotton Bang!
[15:36] Chloe
Then what's this?
[15:37] Kanna
It's fluffy like a cloud and sweet.
[15:40] Kanna
Or so you think, until it explodes.
[15:42] Chloe
Explodes?!
[15:44] Chloe
And what's that?
[15:45] Kanna
That's a good one.
[15:46] Saikawa
There's a good one over here, too!
[15:47] Ilulu
Friends really are great, aren't they?
[15:49] Taketo
What do you mean? You have friends, too.
[15:54] Ilulu
All the more reason I was once again
thinking about how nice they are.
[16:04] Chloe
That man likes Ilulu, doesn't he?
[16:06] Taketo
Dummy! I do not!
[16:09] Ilulu
That's not it.
[16:11] Ilulu
Take likes my boobs.
[16:14] Taketo
I told you, that's not it!
SIGN id
SIGN Hand-Held
SIGN Fireworks
[16:21] Kanna
Kobayashi, done yet?
[16:23] Kobayashi
Not yet. Go ahead and wait on the roof.
[16:27] Kanna
Okay!
[16:29] Kanna
Fireworks, fireworks!
[16:31] Tohru
Ah, Kanna, could you take
this food up with you, too?
[16:35] Kanna
Roger!
[16:39] Kobayashi
Could you raise your arms?
[16:41] Chloe
Like this?
[16:44] Kobayashi
There.
[16:47] Chloe
Hey, Kobayashi?
[16:49] Kobayashi
What?
[16:50] Chloe
Kobayashi, do you know
that Kanna's a dragon?
[16:55] Kobayashi
Yeah, I know.
[16:59] Chloe
Are you a dragon, too?
[17:02] Kobayashi
No, no, just a normal human.
[17:05] Chloe
Then... you're not family?
[17:07] Chloe
Why are you living with Kanna?
[17:10] Kobayashi
Hmm. It's just how things
turned out, I guess?
[17:13] Chloe
What's it like living with a dragon?
[17:16] Kobayashi
Hmm, I guess it's like taking care
of someone here on a home-stay?
[17:20] Chloe
Home-stay?
[17:21] Kobayashi
In that sense, it's similar
to looking after you, Chloe.
[17:25] Chloe
Huh?
[17:25] Chloe
Then am I dragon, too?
[17:28] Kobayashi
Maybe so.
[17:30] Kobayashi
There, all done.
[17:33] Chloe
It's lovely!
[17:35] Kobayashi
Shall we go?
[17:36] Chloe
Yeah!
[17:41] Kanna
Give me a light, too.
[17:44] Chloe
Of course!
[17:46] Kanna
Oh!
[17:47] Saikawa
Chloe-san, me, too! Me, too!
[17:50] Tohru
Miss Kobayashi, everything's ready.
[17:53] Kobayashi
Thanks.
[17:54] Kobayashi
Everyone else should be here soon, I think.
[17:58] Elma
Thanks for inviting us over!
[18:00] Kobayashi
Welcome!
[18:01] Takiya
Kobayashi-san, here. Beer.
[18:04] Kobayashi
Oh!
[18:05] Ilulu
Take, I want to do some fireworks, too!
[18:08] Tohru
Miss Lucoa, good evening.
[18:10] Lucoa
Mmm, thanks for inviting us.
[18:13] Tohru
You, too, Shouta.
[18:14] Shouta
Thanks for having me.
[18:15] Elma
I came as well, you know.
[18:17] Tohru
Ahh, yeah, yeah, go ahead and sit somewhere.
[18:20] Elma
Hey! Why the different treatment?!
[18:23] Kobayashi
Yes, yes.
[18:25] Kobayashi
Okay, shall we get started, then?
[18:27] All
Yeah!
SIGN Beauty of Style Maid England Class
SIGN Victorian Era Cute
SIGN Middle Class
Maid-Style Moe
SIGN Ladies' Maids
SIGN Work Classic
[19:04] Saikawa
Kanna-san won, then.
[19:06] Kanna
V! Ah.
[19:10] Saikawa
I'll go get new fireworks!
[19:16] Chloe
Hey, Kanna, are there
other dragons here, too?
[19:20] Kanna
Over there.
[19:24] Chloe
Eh? Really?!
[19:25] Kanna
Yeah.
[19:26] Kanna
But Kobayashi is different.
[19:39] Kanna
Chloe, did you have fun?
[19:42] Chloe
Yes, it was the best two days ever!
[19:45] Chloe
They're all great friends.
[19:47] Kanna
Mhmm. I love them all.
[19:52] Chloe
Kobayashi is incredible, isn't she?
[19:55] Chloe
There are so many dragons around her.
[19:58] Kanna
Yeah.
[19:59] Kanna
Kobayashi's go go dragons.
[20:02] Chloe
Go go?
[20:03] Kanna
Yeah, go go dragons.
[20:09] Kanna
Good night.
[20:13] Chloe
Good night.
[20:28] Saikawa
You have— You have to come
back to play again, okay?
[20:35] Chloe
Of course.
[20:37] Kanna
Here.
[20:38] Chloe
What's this?
[20:40] Kanna
A pair.
[20:47] Chloe
Kobayashi, I had fun.
[20:50] Chloe
Thank you.
[20:51] Kobayashi
Yeah. We had fun, too.
[20:54] Chloe
Next time I run away
from home, I'll come here.
[20:57] Kobayashi
Well, that would be complicated.
[21:02] Chloe
Well, I'm going now, okay?
[21:09] Chloe
See you again!
[21:22] Kobayashi
Chloe-chan is similar to you, Tohru.
[21:26] Tohru
Huh? How so?
[21:29] Kobayashi
The way she gets perplexed by
the differences in culture,
[21:33] Kobayashi
and the way she works hard to try
and learn more about others, I think?
[21:39] Tohru
Then that girl's a dragon, too.
[21:43] Kobayashi
I told her the same thing.
[21:50] Chloe
Hey, hey, when I spoke to Papa about Japan,
[21:54] Chloe
he said he wanted to visit, too!
[21:56] Kanna
Oh!
[21:58] Saikawa
When are you coming next?
[21:59] Saikawa
We'll welcome you anytime!
[22:01] Kanna
I want to play more next time!
[22:03] Chloe
Of course!
[22:04] Chloe
Next time I'll come visit for a whole month!
[22:07] Kobayashi
Those girls.