# Season 1
# E1 - The Strongest Maid in History, Tohru! (Well, She is a Dragon)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JQN5ZDR/the-strongest-maid-in-history-tohru-well-she-is-a-dragon)
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**[00:46] Kobayashi**
My head hurts.
**[00:48] Kobayashi**
I drank too much.
**[01:04] Kobayashi**
Cold!
**[01:06] Maid**
We're with Maid Cafe Cozy.
**[01:09] Maid**
Please stop by.
**[01:11] Maid**
We hope you'll visit.
**[01:15] Kobayashi**
Man... my lower back hurts.
***SIGN*** Stomach Medicine
**[01:20] Kobayashi**
Today we're running the integration
test on that program, huh?
**[01:45] Kobayashi**
*Dragons.*
**[01:46] Kobayashi**
*The most powerful creatures there are.*
**[01:49] Kobayashi**
* An imaginary creation that breathes fire,*
* flies, and sometimes uses magic.*
**[01:59] Tohru**
Tada!
**[02:10] Kobayashi**
*Or... so I thought.*
**[03:48] Tohru**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
***SIGN*** Horns. Tails. Illusion? Where from? Dragon. Cosplay. Real? Lack of Sleep? Delusion? Stranger. Girl. Maid. Will she eat me? Who? Greeting me? Speaking. I'll be eaten. Too tired?
***SIGN*** Dream
**[03:55] Kobayashi**
Good morning.
**[03:57] Tohru**
Would it be all right to come in?
**[03:59] Kobayashi**
Oh, sure, come inside.
***SIGN*** -Working Adult's Response-
**[04:04] Kobayashi**
So we met yesterday,
and I offered to let you stay here?
***SIGN*** Miss Kobayashi
**[04:08] Kobayashi**
Uh, Tohru-san? That's what I said?
**[04:11] Tohru**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Tohru
**[04:13] K**
*Strange. I'm not waking up from this dream.*
**[04:16] K**
*It's not a dream?*
**[04:18] K**
*No, no...*
**[04:21] K**
Um...
**[04:22] K**
Where did we meet?
**[04:23] Tohru**
The mountains!
**[04:24] Tohru**
We met in the mountains!
**[04:27] K**
The mountains?
**[04:30] K**
Mountains...
**[04:33] K**
In the mountains...
**[04:37] K**
A dragon?
**[04:40] K**
Then...
**[04:43] K**
Uh...
***SIGN*** Dragonslayer
**[04:48] (Flashback) K**
Want to come to my place?
**[04:50] (Flashback) K**
Want to come to my place?
**[04:53] T**
I'll never forget those kind words!
**[04:56] T**
Please allow me to start
working here as your maid!
**[05:00] K**
You can't.
**[05:01] T**
Huh?
**[05:02] K**
I don't know if you're a dragon or whatever,
but I'm not planning on hiring anyone.
**[05:08] T**
I-I wouldn't need any pay!
**[05:10] K**
No, that's not the problem...
**[05:11] T**
I can be useful!
***SIGN*** Fire Curse
**[05:14] T**
I can turn this entire area into a sea
of fire, or curse people to death!
**[05:17] K**
No, no, no!
**[05:18] K**
Though, why a maid?
**[05:20] T**
Because you said a maid would be best!
**[05:22] K**
I did?
**[05:28] K**
Oh, right.
**[05:33] K**
I'm sorry I made a promise I can't keep.
**[05:36] K**
But I hope you'll understand...
**[05:38] K**
I can't change the impossible.
**[05:46] T**
It's absolutely impossible?
**[05:49] K**
Yeah, I'm sorry.
**[05:55] T**
Understood.
**[05:57] T**
My apologies as well, for
dropping in so suddenly.
**[06:14] (Flashback) K**
Want to come to my place?
**[06:18] K**
*I can't erase this guilt.*
**[06:24] K**
*It's not a dream?*
**[06:27] K**
*If it's not a dream, then...*
***SIGN*** Shift Starts 9:00
**[06:34] K**
I'm late?!
**[06:35] K**
Tohru!
**[06:39] K**
Can you fly?!
**[06:51] K**
Super fast!
**[06:53] Dragon**
Huh? What'd you say?
**[06:54] K**
You're damn fast!
**[07:02] K**
I guess I'll hire her.
**[07:03] D**
Really?!
**[07:04] K**
So you can hear me.
**[07:08] K**
* Maybe it won't be so bad to have*
* someone around from now on.*
**[07:12] K**
*Thinking that way—*
**[07:15] K**
*This really hits my lower back.*
**[07:21] K**
Ahem.
**[07:23] K**
First, let's see what you consider
proper form for a maid.
**[07:28] T**
Very well!
***SIGN*** Maid Cafe Cozy
**[07:29] T**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Maid Cafe
Cozy
**[07:31] T**
Maid Cafe Cozy.
**[07:33] K**
What's this?
**[07:35] T**
I saw it on the way here.
**[07:37] K**
Looks like I'll have to
teach you from scratch.
**[07:39] K**
First, as a housemaid, you clean!
**[07:42] T**
I'm good at cleaning!
**[07:46] T**
How's that?!
**[07:47] K**
What are you doing destroying it?!
**[07:48] T**
Now I bring it back.
**[07:50] K**
You can bring it back?!
**[07:50] K**
Next! Laundry maid!
**[07:52] K**
You do laundry!
**[07:53] T**
I can handle that, too!
***SIGN*** I can produce saliva that only removes stains
***SIGN*** I can produce saliva that only removes stains.
**[08:00] K**
That's filthy! Be mindful of appearances!
**[08:02] K**
Next! Parlour maid!
**[08:04] K**
You entertain guests.
**[08:05] T**
Please leave it to me!
**[08:07] Delivery**
Delivery. Please sign here.
**[08:09] T**
We have nothing for foolish,
inferior humans like you!
**[08:12] K**
Hey!
**[08:13] T**
Oh, you're an exception
of course, Miss Kobayashi!
**[08:16] K**
Last one! Kitchen maid!
**[08:18] K**
You cook!
**[08:19] T**
I'm the best at that!
**[08:21] T**
Here's my roasted tail!
**[08:24] K**
No way.
**[08:24] T**
Huh?
**[08:26] K**
No way.
**[08:27] T**
Wha?!
**[08:28] T**
Should I have roasted it longer?
**[08:30] K**
That's not the problem.
**[08:31] T**
I'm confident you'll enjoy
it, Miss Kobayashi!
**[08:33] K**
It doesn't work ethically
or physiologically.
**[08:35] T**
Oh, I see. So you're a picky eater, then?
**[08:38] K**
You're biased.
**[08:39] T**
Jeez, you're hopeless.
**[08:45] K**
It grew back?!
**[08:46] T**
It took time to remove the poison, you know!
**[08:49] K**
It's poisonous?!
**[08:50] K**
Hmm, you don't even know the
basics of being a maid.
**[08:55] T**
I'll learn from the ground up!
**[08:56] T**
First, please tell me what you dislike!
**[08:59] K**
What I dislike?
**[09:01] K**
I'm no good with hijiki or eggplant.
**[09:03] T**
I see. I'll remember that.
**[09:05] T**
By the way, I dislike eggs
without yolks myself.
**[09:09] T**
My friend, Herensuge,
was hit with one and killed.
**[09:12] K**
That's surreal.
**[09:13] K**
Wait, why are you asking about my dislikes?
**[09:16] K**
Wouldn't you usually ask what I like?
**[09:18] T**
Oh, I can't do that.
**[09:20] T**
Many of my friends were actually
slain using the things they like.
**[09:24] T**
Like liquor, women, gems, and such.
**[09:26] K**
Not much different from humans.
**[09:28] T**
But I'll let you know this one.
**[09:31] T**
I love you, Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:34] K**
Are you planning to eat me?
**[09:35] T**
I don't mean that way! I mean sexually!
**[09:38] K**
I'm a woman, though?
**[09:40] T**
You saved me, Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:42] T**
So I'll use my entire
being to repay the favor!
**[09:45] T**
I'd like you to use me to commute
to work again tomorrow!
**[09:48] K**
I had enough of that today. You're hard.
**[09:51] T**
Please give me a chance!
**[09:53] T**
I was raised to repay all favors,
even if owed to foolish, inferior humans!
**[09:58] K**
You said "foolish, inferior" again.
**[10:01] K**
Tohru. There's a reason I
won't use you to commute.
**[10:06] T**
Your lower back?
**[10:07] K**
That's half the reason.
**[10:09] K**
The other half is...
**[10:12] K**
You stand out!
**[10:14] K**
I think dragons are better
left holding down the fort!
**[10:17] T**
Holding the fort?!
**[10:19] K**
You're one of the stronger
dragons, right, Tohru?
**[10:21] T**
Strong enough to bring about Armageddon.
**[10:23] K**
Don't bring it about.
**[10:25] K**
The world's more dangerous lately.
**[10:28] K**
It'll be a relief to know you're
here keeping the house safe.
**[10:32] T**
Understood! Leave it to me!
**[10:35] K**
Simple-gon.
**[10:37] K**
Well, I'm off to the office.
**[10:39] K**
If anybody calls, please answer.
**[10:42] T**
Calls?
**[10:43] K**
Oh, right.
**[10:45] K**
This is a phone.
**[10:46] K**
When it rings, pick it up like this.
**[10:49] K**
Then...
**[10:51] T**
Understood!
**[10:52] K**
Okay, take care.
**[10:53] T**
Have a safe trip!
**[10:56] T**
Holding the fort?
**[11:01] T**
What were those people doing anyway?
**[11:04] T**
I guess I'll ask Fafnir-san.
**[11:07] Fafnir**
*Kill them.*
**[11:08] Fafnir**
*Kill all who try to steal your treasure.*
**[11:11] Fafnir**
*Kill all you suspect.*
**[11:13] Fafnir**
*Kill them with curses.*
**[11:14] Fafnir**
*Curse their generations to come—*
**[11:16] T**
That's helpful!
**[11:17] T**
All right, time to do my best to
earn Miss Kobayashi's praise!
**[11:25] Thief**
The person living here is away at this hour.
**[11:28] Thief**
Let's finish this quickly.
**[11:29] Thief**
There.
**[11:45] Thief**
Protect us!
**[11:47] Thief**
We saw one!
**[11:48] Police**
Saw what?
**[11:48] Thief**
A monster!
**[11:50] K**
I'm home.
**[11:52] T**
Welcome home!
**[11:53] K**
Hold the fort down well?
**[11:55] T**
I was lonely.
**[11:56] K**
Hmm.
**[11:57] T**
I didn't get to kill them either.
**[11:58] K**
Mhmm. Wait, what?!
***SIGN*** The Strongest Maid in History, Tohru! (Well, She is a Dragon)
***SIGN*** Episode 1
**[12:13] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san.
**[12:14] K**
What is it, Takiya-kun?
***SIGN*** Takiya Makoto
**[12:16] M**
Want to go drinking tonight?
**[12:18] K**
Well, maybe for one round.
**[12:22] K**
There are plenty of other girls you could ask.
**[12:25] M**
You're like one of the guys, though.
**[12:28] K**
Why you...
**[12:32] M**
That girl's looking our way.
Someone you know?
**[12:37] T**
I'm Kobayashi Tohru!
**[12:39] T**
I'm a maid living with
Miss Kobayashi every day.
**[12:45] K**
She's one of my relatives,
and I'm looking after her.
**[12:48] M**
I'm Takiya Makoto, her coworker.
**[12:51] M**
Nice to meet you, Tohru-chan.
**[12:53] T**
Nice to meet you, too.
**[12:55] M**
We were just talking about
going for drinks together.
**[12:56] T**
*This man is trying to seduce Miss Kobayashi.*
**[12:58] M**
Would you like to come, too, Tohru-chan?
**[12:59] M**
Wait, are you old enough to drink?
**[13:00] T**
*I won't allow it!*
**[13:02] T**
Yes, I can drink, stultus.
***SIGN*** stultus = Latin, fool
**[13:05] M**
Stul?
**[13:11] K**
A round after work's the best!
**[13:14] T**
*Miss Kobayashi's so cute!*
**[13:16] M**
Huh? You're not drinking any liquor, Tohru?
**[13:19] T**
No.
**[13:20] M**
I see. Well, you can drink what you like.
**[13:20] T**
*I don't intend to share drinks with you.*
**[13:23] T**
*Still, what do I do about this man?*
**[13:25] T**
*The laws are strict in this world, too.*
**[13:28] T**
*Right!*
**[13:29] M**
Man, still, today's work
was rough, wasn't it?
**[13:30] T**
* I can show off how close*
* me and Miss Kobayashi are!*
***SIGN*** Key Performance, Cycle Process, Rewrites, Iterations, Revisions,
Solutions, Alpha Tests, Source Level Compatibility, Anti-Pattern,
Steering Committee, Transaction Division, Project Management,
Development Processes, Frontloading, Metrics, Spiral Models,
Evidence, Coders, Dumps, Crashing, Spaghetti Code, Cutovers, Moderation
**[13:33] K**
We're only secondary or tertiary
subcontractors, so what can we do?
**[13:37] M**
But when we follow their exact directions,
it always causes failures, right?
**[13:41] M**
And if we don't point it out,
the developers don't notice either.
**[13:44] K**
That's why correcting
that is part of our job.
**[13:49] M**
I know that, I'm just complaining about
them foisting their problems on us.
**[13:52] K**
It's common for schedules to be based on
people taking on more roles. Common.
**[13:53] T**
*I can't follow what they're saying at all...*
**[13:55] T**
*Speak Dragon, please.*
**[13:57] M**
Ah, I'm sorry, Tohru-chan.
**[13:59] M**
It's hard for you to join
in the conversation, right?
**[14:03] T**
Th-The level's so low I don't feel
like joining in, that's all!
**[14:05] ---**
Ah.
**[14:07] T**
Let's talk more about
Ragnarok and Armageddon!
**[14:10] M**
Huh?!
**[14:11] T**
Besides, I've had enough of this!
**[14:13] T**
Time to use force!
**[14:14] T**
I'll kill you, then leave
you out to feed the jackals!
**[14:19] T**
Miss Kobayashi?
**[14:23] K**
Tohru!
**[14:25] K**
Maids don't talk like that!
**[14:30] T**
She's drunk!
**[14:31] K**
First of all, what's with your maid uniform?
***SIGN*** Gripe
**[14:34] K**
Are you underestimating maids?
**[14:35] K**
Braid your hair and put it in a cap.
**[14:37] K**
We've got enough french maids.
That's just cosplay now.
**[14:40] Makoto**
Here it comes!
**[14:42] T**
T-Takiya-san?!
**[14:43] M**
Kobayashi-dono!
**[14:45] M**
I agree Tohru-tan's a cosplay-level maid!
**[14:47] M**
She's just like those foreigners
pretending to be ninja or samurai!
**[14:50] K**
That's right!
**[14:51] K**
I'll acknowledge the cuteness
of the Gothic lolita trend,
**[14:53] K**
but that draws a clear
line as local fashion!
**[14:56] M**
Exactly! While lolita and maid
fashion may acknowledge one another,
**[15:00] M**
they should be more careful
about blending together!
**[15:03] M**
In the first place, maid costumes like
hers spread throughout Japan because...
**[15:04] T**
* This has gone beyond joining or*
* not joining the conversation.*
**[15:08] K**
Hey, Tohru!
**[15:10] K**
We're giving you some high-level maid
conversations, so talk. Got it?
**[15:16] T**
I-I'm sorry.
**[15:17] M**
Tohru-tan, those horns of yours really
raise the cosplay level, too...
**[15:22] T**
I'm a dragon, so I don't know
what you're talking about.
**[15:24] K**
Strip.
**[15:25] Both**
Huh?
**[15:26] K**
Strip!
**[15:28] T**
Huh?
**[15:29] K**
Hide them!
**[15:30] K**
Hide your breasts and loins!
**[15:32] K**
Acting embarrassed when you're
stripped is part of proper behavior!
**[15:35] T**
Y-Yes!
**[15:36] K**
Not enough embarrassment!
**[15:39] K**
Show us what you're made of!
**[15:40] T**
*H-Humans are terrifying!*
**[15:41] K**
Bring more liquor and maids!
**[15:44] K**
Victorian maids!
**[15:47] M**
I'm sorry, Tohru-chan.
**[15:49] M**
I usually go drinking with
Kobayashi-san to chat about maids.
**[15:53] M**
I'm secretly an otaku, so outings
like this are very precious to me.
**[15:58] T**
Yes, I understand.
**[16:00] T**
In exchange, I'll be surprising you a bit.
**[16:18] M**
We'll say I drank too much.
**[16:20] M**
You really like Kobayashi-san, huh?
**[16:24] T**
Yes.
**[16:27] T**
Though I hate you.
**[16:52] T**
So humans all soil their
clothes with waste products?
**[16:57] T**
Inferior species!
**[16:59] T**
Miss Kobayashi's waste...
**[17:03] T**
Hmm, none left.
**[17:07] K**
I told you before, didn't I?
**[17:09] K**
Stop licking the laundry.
**[17:11] T**
Yes.
**[17:12] T**
From now on I'll handle it by licking
you directly, Miss Kobayashi.
**[17:14] K**
Don't lick me.
**[17:15] K**
Also, there's the way you do laundry!
**[17:17] T**
Am I doing it wrong?
**[17:18] K**
You are!
**[17:19] K**
Try listing the steps for doing laundry.
**[17:21] T**
Yes.
**[17:22] T**
First, I use my clairvoyance
to check inside your pockets.
**[17:25] K**
Okay.
**[17:26] T**
Then I separate them into
plain and patterned piles,
**[17:26] T**
Hurry up and finish!
**[17:28] T**
and wash them using separate detergents.
**[17:29] K**
Good.
**[17:31] T**
Then I wash the delicate fabrics by mouth.
**[17:33] K**
Hey!
**[17:33] T**
I told you, I produce saliva
that removes stains.
**[17:35] K**
No!
**[17:36] K**
I told you appearances are important!
**[17:38] T**
Ah, so you mean I should do it like this?
**[17:40] K**
That's not the problem here!
**[17:41] K**
Also, Tohru!
**[17:43] K**
You're always wearing the
same uniform, aren't you?
**[17:45] K**
You can't. You need to change, too.
**[17:47] T**
But these are my scales.
**[17:48] K**
Scales?!
**[17:50] T**
Yes, so I don't need to change.
**[17:53] K**
Oh, I see.
**[17:55] T**
What's the matter?
**[17:58] K**
Oh, well.
**[18:00] K**
I bought you some personal clothes, anyway.
**[18:05] T**
Thank you very much!
**[18:07] K**
Well, you are doing a lot for me,
so I wanted to thank you.
**[18:11] T**
Ah...
**[18:12] T**
Miss Kobayashi,
would you like a sacrifice later?
**[18:16] T**
Would you like to drink my fresh blood?
**[18:17] K**
Am I a demon?!
**[18:19] T**
Heavens no! You're an angel!
**[18:21] T**
Oh, but please don't start serving God.
**[18:24] K**
Just try it on.
**[18:26] T**
Oh!
**[18:29] K**
Well?
**[18:29] T**
The chest is...
***SIGN*** Tight
**[18:31] K**
Tohru, what size are you?
**[18:33] T**
D! For dragon!
**[18:35] K**
There you go learning stupid things.
**[18:37] K**
Oh, it's already time?
**[18:40] K**
Well, Tohru, use the Internet to study up
on hygiene practices until I get home.
**[18:45] T**
The Internet?
**[18:46] K**
Oh, right.
***SIGN*** Hygiene practices
***SIGN*** Japan's Hygiene Practices
***SIGN*** Values (Cleanliness)
***SIGN*** Hygiene in Daily Life
**[18:49] T**
Oh!
**[18:51] K**
You look it up like this.
**[18:52] T**
Understood!
**[18:53] K**
All right, I'm heading off.
**[18:55] T**
Have a safe trip.
**[19:00] T**
Now, then.
***SIGN*** Hygiene in Daily Life
***SIGN*** This site records a special discussion by food manufacturers growing food in our nation. The daily life and rearing of children is also... >Read More
***SIGN*** Assurance and Health in People's Everyday Lives
***SIGN*** What are Hygiene Practices?
***SIGN*** Definition of Hygiene Practices. What is Hygiene? Definition, Synonyms.
***SIGN*** Cleanliness vs uncleanliness. What is good for human health? >Read More
**[19:06] T**
Hmm, I still don't quite get it.
**[19:11] T**
I'll ask Fafnir-san again.
**[19:14] F**
*Kill th—*
**[19:15] T**
Let's not.
**[19:17] T**
I'll ask knowledgeable Quetzalcoatl instead.
**[19:21] T**
Hello, Lucoa-san?
**[19:23] L**
*Tohru-kun? It's been a while.*
**[19:26] Tohru**
Actually, blah blah, yadda yadda.
**[19:27] L**
Mhmm...
**[19:30] L**
*That's not a problem of clean or filthy, no.*
**[19:33] T**
Huh?
**[19:34] L**
*You remember Nidhogg-kun, right?*
**[19:36] T**
Umm, the one gnawing a
tree's roots all year long?
**[19:38] Lucua**
*The world tree's, yeah.*
**[19:39] Lucua**
* No matter how much Nidhogg-kun's*
* poisonous fangs pollute it,*
**[19:42] Lucua**
* the goddesses purify it,*
* so the tree stays clean. But...*
**[19:46] T**
Yes?
**[19:47] L**
*What happens to the spots he gnaws?*
**[19:50] T**
Ah...
**[19:51] T**
I think he still leaves something
behind. Like a curse or something.
**[19:54] L**
*Yeah, that's right.*
**[19:56] L**
* This Miss Kobayashi you speak*
* of is worried about that.*
**[19:59] T**
I see now! Thank you very much!
**[20:01] L**
*Tohru-kun,*
**[20:03] L**
*are you having fun living with people?*
**[20:08] T**
Yes!
**[20:14] T**
The laundry won't dry at this rate, will it?
**[20:18] T**
All right.
**[20:49] K**
That Tohru...
**[20:51] K**
I guess I still need to
teach her a lot of things.
**[20:54] ---**
What?
**[20:56] Kanna**
That breath...
**[20:57] Kanna**
I found you.
**[21:08] T**
Inhaling the scent's okay, right?
**[21:15] K**
You don't need to sleep?
**[21:17] T**
No. But I want to sleep
with you, so I'll sleep!
**[21:21] K**
Do as you please, then.
**[21:23] T**
Yes, I will!
**[21:27] K**
Well, good night.
**[21:29] T**
Yes, good night.
**[21:41] K**
It's cramped.
**[21:43] T**
I can't?
**[21:45] K**
Well, it's fine.
**[22:33] K**
What's wrong?
**[22:35] T**
I was fighting. In another world.
**[22:39] T**
A sword ran through my body.
**[22:43] K**
Did it hurt?
**[22:45] T**
It hurt.
**[22:47] K**
Does it still hurt?
**[22:48] T**
It doesn't hurt now.
**[22:51] K**
That's good, then.
**[22:53] K**
Good night.
**[22:59] T**
Good night.
**[23:14] T**
Welcome home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[23:17] T**
Welcome home.
**[23:19] T**
Hey, hey!
**[23:20] K**
What are you looking at and studying?
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[23:27] T**
Tell me what you like this time!
**[23:29] K**
Maids.
**[23:30] T**
You mean me, then?
**[23:32] K**
No, not so.
**[23:33] T**
What else?
**[23:34] K**
Peace.
**[23:35] T**
So I'm enough for you!
***SIGN*** Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)
***SIGN*** Episode 2
**[23:36] K**
No, not that either.
# E2 - Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYGG8N82Y/second-dragon-kanna-were-totally-spoiling-here)
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**[00:06] K**
Good grief. Why did you completely
burn our ingredients?
**[00:10] T**
Well, my apologies.
**[00:13] K**
Have more faith in the gas stove.
**[00:15] T**
I thought the heat wasn't strong enough.
**[00:17] K**
Use a flame, not a blaze.
**[00:19] K**
Your brain was the thing
that wasn't strong enough.
**[00:23] K**
* That reminds me, this is my first time*
* going shopping with Tohru, isn't it?*
**[00:28] K**
*I wonder what she's like when she's shopping.*
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[02:05] T**
Huh?
**[02:06] K**
Huh?
**[02:07] T**
This is the shopping district.
**[02:09] K**
You don't use the
department store over there?
**[02:12] T**
That place is like a castle
and makes me uncomfortable.
**[02:15] K**
Castle?
**[02:16] T**
The white color reminds
me of the crusader's bases.
**[02:20] K**
And the shopping district?
***SIGN*** Shop at your local shopping district! Use your point card for savings!
**[02:22] T**
It's like the guild's bazaars.
**[02:24] T**
It's a little better.
**[02:26] K**
So your standards are basically
based on your past experiences, huh?
***SIGN*** Toda Fresh Seafood
**[02:30] K**
Well, let's start by buying the fish.
**[02:33] ---**
Yup.
**[02:33] Fisher**
Oh hey, Tohru-chan.
**[02:35] T**
Good afternoon, Mr. Toda.
**[02:37] K**
Huh?
**[02:37] F**
It's not often I see you with anyone.
**[02:39] F**
She a friend?
**[02:40] T**
She's my Master.
**[02:42] F**
Huh?
**[02:42] K**
H-Hello.
**[02:44] F**
Tohru-chan's funny, isn't she?
**[02:46] F**
We've got some good mackerel
in today. How about it?
**[02:49] T**
In that case, I'll take two of those
and two dried jack mackerel.
**[02:52] F**
Coming up.
**[02:53] K**
He gave us an extra fillet of mackerel...
**[02:56] T**
Wasn't that nice of him?
**[02:58] K**
Why are you friends with the fishmonger?
**[03:00] T**
Huh? We're not friends.
***SIGN*** What about it?
**[03:02] T**
When I was courteous to him he started
being nice in return, that's all.
**[03:07] K**
Tohru, I think you have a tendency
to not understand human emotions.
**[03:10] T**
Of course things are different
with you, Miss Kobayashi!
**[03:13] T**
We share mutual love!
**[03:14] K**
You definitely don't understand.
***SIGN*** Tatsuda Butchery
**[03:16] Butcher**
Hey, Tohru-chan.
**[03:17] Butcher**
What'll it be today?
**[03:19] Butcher**
I'll throw some extra in.
**[03:21] T**
Huh? You mean it?
**[03:23] K**
*Here, too?*
**[03:24] K**
*Or rather...*
**[03:25] Clothier**
My, long time no see.
**[03:27] T**
Hello.
**[03:28] Man**
Oh, it's the cosplay lady!
**[03:30] T**
Hey!
**[03:31] Fortuneteller**
Getting along well?
**[03:31] K**
*This dragon's better at socializing than me?*
**[03:33] T**
Here and there.
**[03:34] FT**
How about it, Tohru-chan?
**[03:35] K**
*She make talk condescendingly, calling humans*
**[03:36] FT**
Care to have your romantic fortune read?
**[03:37] K**
*an inferior species and lesser creatures,*
**[03:38] T**
Huh? Thank you, but I'm good on that front.
**[03:39] K**
* but she's interacting*
* with them normally enough.*
**[03:42] K**
*I guess she doesn't hate us.*
**[03:43] T**
Farewell, then.
**[03:45] T**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[03:47] K**
Oh, it's fine.
**[03:49] K**
* Now that I think about it, I hardly*
* know anything about Tohru.*
**[03:55] K**
*I'd like to know more... I guess.*
**[04:01] K**
* I think it's probably best*
* not to ask about that.*
***SIGN*** Homemade Western Confections
Salmandra
**[04:04] K**
*It's clearly a touchy topic for her.*
**[04:08] K**
Well, shall we buy some dessert?
**[04:10] T**
Huh? Really?
**[04:12] K**
What would you like?
**[04:13] T**
I'd love an eclair!
**[04:15] T**
Did you know? Eclair means
flash of lightning!
**[04:20] K**
Wow.
**[04:20] K**
Speaking of lightning, there's the Norse
god Thor... is your name related to that?
**[04:25] T**
Absolutely not.
**[04:27] T**
According to my parents, it comes
from an author here in this world.
**[04:31] K**
Huh? Your parents—
**[04:34] Woman**
Purse snatcher! Someone stop him!
**[04:37] T**
Miss Kobayashi, may I stop him?
**[04:39] K**
Huh?
**[04:40] K**
Uh, can you do it without
exposing yourself as a dragon?
**[04:45] T**
Yes!
**[04:45] T**
Understood!
**[04:49] Thief**
Good, now that I'm this far away...
**[04:51] K**
Huh?
**[05:07] K**
*Doesn't this mean trouble?*
**[05:14] K**
Tohru!
**[05:17] T**
Huh?
**[05:18] K**
Huh?
**[05:19] Toda**
Amazing, Tohru-chan!
**[05:21] Clothier**
I can't believe you're so strong!
**[05:23] Background**
That was cool, lady!
**[05:23] Background**
You've got quite the legs on you!
**[05:25] K**
It worked out.
**[05:26] Background**
Impressive!
**[05:28] ---**
I can sleep soundly tonight!
**[05:41] T**
Just now, I was scared.
**[05:44] K**
I was sweating, too.
**[05:46] K**
Sorry. I should have told
you to hold back more.
**[05:51] T**
It's okay.
**[05:56] T**
Um, your hand...
**[06:07] K**
You want to hold hands a little longer?
**[06:08] T**
Yes.
**[06:15] T**
*I won't wash this hand for a while.*
**[06:29] K**
How does tail taste?
**[06:31] T**
Sweet and creamy!
**[06:33] K**
Singing your own praises, huh?
**[06:44] K**
Is my package here?
**[06:47] K**
Hello?
**[06:48] K**
Huh?
**[06:56] K**
*I invited her into my house...*
**[06:58] K**
*But she's Tohru's friend, right?*
**[07:01] K**
*She has horns and a tail, so...*
**[07:04] K**
*But Tohru's out shopping right now.*
**[07:06] T**
Today we're having meat and potato stew!
**[07:08] K**
*What to do about this...*
**[07:10] K**
What's your name?
**[07:15] Kanna**
Break up with Lady Tohru.
**[07:17] Kobyashi**
Hmm? Lady?
**[07:19] Kobyashi**
What did you just say?
**[07:21] Kanna**
I know that you've seduced her.
**[07:24] Kanna**
With your body.
**[07:25] K**
Huh?
**[07:26] Kanna**
Cuckold.
**[07:28] Kanna**
Slut in glasses!
**[07:30] K**
Hey, aren't you making
a mistake? I'm not a slu—
**[07:33] K**
Whoa now.
**[07:33] Kanna**
Break up with her! Give her back!
**[07:36] T**
Miss Kobayashi, I'm home!
**[07:36] Kanna**
Why you!
**[07:40] T**
Are you cheating on me?!
**[07:45] K**
Don't make things more
complicated! Not worse!
**[07:47] Kanna**
Lady Tohru.
**[07:48] T**
Ah...
**[07:51] T**
This girl is called Kanna Kamui.
***SIGN*** Kanna Kamui
**[07:53] T**
She's an acquaintance of mine.
**[07:55] K**
Figured.
**[07:56] Kanna**
Lady Tohru went missing,
so I came searching for her.
**[07:59] K**
Went missing?
**[08:01] K**
Tohru, you need to let your friends know.
**[08:04] T**
Sorry.
**[08:05] T**
Still, I'm surprised you found this place.
**[08:09] Kanna**
I saw Lady Tohru breathe
fire on that cloudy day.
**[08:12] Kanna**
And I sensed your magic power.
**[08:13] T**
Ah...
**[08:14] K**
You were careless there, huh, Tohru?
**[08:16] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, why are you in such an outfit?
**[08:19] Kanna**
Come home with me.
**[08:21] Kanna**
I need you, Lady Tohru.
**[08:28] T**
I'm not going home.
**[08:31] Kanna**
Why not?
**[08:33] T**
Because...
**[08:34] T**
I'm in love with Miss Kobayashi!
**[08:37] K**
Hey, take this seri—
**[08:38] Kanna**
I knew it!
**[08:38] K**
Huh?!
**[08:39] Kanna**
I saw you on your date at the bazaar!
**[08:42] Kanna**
You were holding hands in public!
**[08:44] Kanna**
You perverts!
**[08:45] K**
On our date?
**[08:47] K**
Don't blush about it!
**[08:48] Kanna**
In that case, I'll kill you if I must...
**[08:52] Kanna**
Die!
**[08:54] Kanna**
Why you!
**[08:59] Kanna**
Why... you!
**[09:00] T**
Kanna...
**[09:01] T**
You've become incredibly
powerless, haven't you?
**[09:04] Kanna**
You're the odd one, Lady Tohru!
**[09:07] Kanna**
The mana purity here is too low!
**[09:10] K**
Kanna-chan, do you mean...
**[09:11] K**
you can't get home?
**[09:14] Kanna**
Th-That's not true.
**[09:16] K**
It's not? But you don't have
anywhere to stay, right?
**[09:19] K**
Come on, look me in the eye and answer.
**[09:22] T**
I think your dead-fish eyes
are scary, Miss Kobayashi.
**[09:26] T**
Kanna, please tell us honestly
about what you're planning.
**[09:30] T**
If you're after Miss Kobayashi,
then I'm sorry, but give it up.
**[09:33] K**
Tohru, be quiet for a moment.
**[09:39] Kanna**
Actually...
**[09:41] K**
You were exiled for a prank?
**[09:44] T**
Kanna does love pulling pranks.
**[09:46] K**
Uh, so to sum things up...
**[09:48] K**
It's like this?
***SIGN*** Mommy, open up!
***SIGN*** I'll be good!
**[09:50] T**
Like that, yes.
**[09:51] T**
She's probably not allowed to return
until she reflects on her actions.
**[09:54] T**
It would be futile for me
to try sending her back.
**[09:56] K**
So right now she's all on her own...
**[09:59] T**
Yes.
**[10:06] K**
Kanna-chan.
**[10:10] K**
If you have no place to stay,
want to live here?
**[10:14] T**
Huh? You told me no the first
time I asked, though. Huh?
**[10:18] K**
Once you have one, two's nothing.
**[10:20] Kanna**
I don't trust humans!
**[10:23] Kanna**
You're plotting something!
**[10:25] Kanna**
You're trying to use me!
**[10:31] K**
So you can't trust anyone
in an unknown world?
**[10:34] K**
That's natural.
**[10:36] K**
I wouldn't trust anyone either.
**[10:39] K**
Trusting someone is something that happens
after you become friends or become lovers.
**[10:48] K**
Kanna-chan, I won't ask you to be my friend.
**[10:52] K**
Let's live together.
**[10:54] K**
That's all.
**[11:02] Kanna**
Okay.
**[11:07] T**
* I'm so glad I fell in love*
* with Miss Kobayashi.*
**[11:30] K**
There!
**[11:31] K**
There!
**[11:32] K**
There!
**[11:32] K**
There!
**[11:34] K**
*Am I domesticating her with food?*
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Second Dragon, Kanna! (We're Totally Spoiling Here)
**[11:48] Kanna**
I want to play!
**[11:49] K**
What about your game?
**[11:51] Kanna**
I'm bored with it.
**[11:52] T**
Kanna is a child, after all.
**[11:54] T**
She wants to exercise her
body to the fullest.
**[11:57] K**
When I was a kid I spent my days
playing video games, though...
**[12:01] T**
Well then, would you like to
play with me outside today?
**[12:05] Kanna**
Yeah!
**[12:07] T**
Would you like to come, too, Miss Kobayashi?
**[12:09] T**
No, please come!
**[12:10] K**
I hate exercising.
**[12:20] K**
Is this Japan?
**[12:22] T**
Who knows?
**[12:23] T**
I just landed in a big
field that looked nice.
**[12:28] K**
Well, whatever.
**[12:30] K**
I'm going to sleep off the
fatigue from my deathma.
***SIGN*** Deathma: Short for death march.
To work without rest under an
overloaded schedule.
***SIGN*** No Reception
**[12:33] K**
Wake me up when you're finished playing.
**[12:35] K**
And return us to Japan.
**[12:37] T**
Oh well.
**[12:39] T**
Okay, shall we play by ourselves?
**[12:41] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:13] K**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[13:14] T**
Huh? I thought you were going to sleep?
**[13:16] K**
How can I sleep?!
**[13:17] K**
What are you battling to the
death over all of a sudden?!
**[13:19] T**
Oh, no. We were just
roughhousing a little bit is all.
**[13:23] Kanna**
You're over-exaggerating, Kobayashi.
**[13:24] K**
Shoot, I'm at the disadvantage here.
**[13:26] T**
Oh, I bet you wanted to join in,
too, right, Miss Kobayashi?
**[13:29] T**
Jeez, you're not very honest.
**[13:31] K**
I'd die!
**[13:32] Kanna**
**[13:34] Kanna**
It's fun to move around in a human body.
**[13:36] K**
I thought your strength
was gone, Kanna-chan?
**[13:40] Kanna**
The source of my power is electricity.
**[13:43] Kanna**
So it returned after I recharged.
**[13:45] K**
Are you made of lithium?
**[13:47] K**
If we're playing around,
keep it to human standards.
**[13:49] T**
Huh? We were at human standards, though?
**[13:52] K**
Huh?
**[13:53] T**
Huh?
**[13:54] T**
In our world there are plenty of
humans capable of doing that.
**[13:57] K**
There's very few, in fact
none, who can here.
**[14:00] T**
No, I saw some on TV the other day.
**[14:02] K**
That's fiction, it wasn't reality.
**[14:06] K**
Oh, sorry, for crushing your dreams.
**[14:09] K**
Whatever.
**[14:10] K**
I'll be sleeping over here.
**[14:13] K**
Keep your playing around to my level.
**[14:15] T**
Yes.
**[14:16] T**
So there you have it, Kanna.
**[14:18] T**
First, let's try to recall how
Miss Kobayashi usually acts.
**[14:21] Kanna**
Yeah!
**[14:23] K**
*The power of dragons...*
**[14:26] K**
* I've seen it a few times now,*
* but it's still terrifying.*
**[14:30] K**
*If they felt like it, our world would be...*
**[14:40] T**
My lower back! My lower back!
**[14:43] Kanna**
I'm tired! I'm dying!
**[14:48] K**
*Ah, never.*
**[14:49] K**
*They'd never destroy our world.*
**[14:51] K**
* And that exhausted behavior*
* is totally me, yeah.*
**[14:55] T**
Ah, that was fun.
**[14:57] K**
Was it?
**[14:58] T**
I guess you really didn't want
to play, Miss Kobayashi.
**[15:01] K**
Hmm...
**[15:18] K**
Guess we can play shiritori.
**[15:20] K**
Apple (*ringo*).
**[15:21] Kanna**
Gorilla (*gorira*).
**[15:22] T**
Trumpet (*rappa*).
**[15:23] K**
Parachute (*parashuuto*).
**[15:25] Kanna**
Tornado (*toruneedo*).
**[15:26] T**
Do, do... hmm...
**[15:30] T**
Oh, dragon (*doragon*)!
**[15:31] K**
Okay, you lose.
**[15:33] T**
Ah.
**[15:45] T**
You only left my tail-meat behind again!
**[15:48] K**
I told you I can't.
**[15:50] K**
Though if you turned it into ground
meat, I probably wouldn't notice.
**[15:53] T**
But then you wouldn't know
it's my meat, would you?!
**[15:56] K**
You want to emphasize that?
**[16:03] K**
Hmm?
***SIGN*** The Crane Repays a Debt
**[16:04] T**
Miss Kobayashi, please don't peek into
the kitchen until I call for you.
***SIGN*** The Crane Repays a Debt
**[16:09] T**
Now, then.
**[16:12] T**
That was fast!
**[16:12] K**
I don't need grilled tail.
**[16:14] T**
Wha?!
**[16:18] Kanna**
Kobayashi, where are you going?
**[16:20] K**
Hmm? To work.
**[16:22] Kanna**
I'll go, too!
**[16:23] T**
Kanna, you have things to do
with me today, don't you?
**[16:26] K**
Things to do?
**[16:27] T**
Kanna hasn't been in this
world very long, so...
**[16:31] T**
I thought I'd teach her a few things.
**[16:33] K**
Huh? You will?
**[16:35] Kanna**
No! I want to go with Kobayashi!
**[16:38] K**
She's suddenly attached to me.
**[16:40] T**
If you keep being selfish, I'll break you.
**[16:43] K**
I'm off!
**[16:44] T**
Have a safe trip!
**[16:45] T**
Now then, Kanna, we're going to have you
learn the commonsense of this society.
**[16:49] Kanna**
Commonsense of this society?
**[16:51] T**
First, you should learn
what you must not do.
**[16:54] Kanna**
Oh!
**[16:55] T**
First, you must honor traffic lights!
**[16:58] T**
Otherwise, you'll be hit by a car.
**[17:00] Kanna**
That's what those iron boxes are called?
**[17:02] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you're smart!
**[17:05] Kanna**
How do they move?
**[17:08] T**
Probably with magic.
**[17:10] T**
Apparently you need a device
called a "license" for them.
**[17:12] Kanna**
Does Kobayashi possess a license?
**[17:15] Kanna**
I'd love to try riding in a car!
**[17:17] T**
She seems to possess a license,
but she doesn't have a car.
**[17:21] T**
Apparently it imposes strains
called "vehicle inspections" or "loans."
**[17:24] Kanna**
I guess power comes at
a price in every world.
**[17:28] Kanna**
Oh, but it would be really easy
if she had you carry her!
**[17:32] Kanna**
Why doesn't Kobayashi do that?
**[17:34] T**
Right?
**[17:36] Takiya**
Wow, you've got another relative with you?
**[17:39] Takiya**
Is she a maid, too?
**[17:40] K**
No, a Gothic lolita.
**[17:42] K**
A Gothic lolita with a tribal theme.
**[17:45] Takiya**
Hmm, interesting tastes.
**[17:47] K**
Tohru said she was going to teach her
some things, but I'm so worried.
**[17:48] Man**
First we should run tests using this module.
**[17:51] Man**
Mhmm.
**[17:51] Takiya**
Tohru-chan seems to have
her act together, though.
**[17:52] Man**
Then merge it with this one,
and run an integration test.
**[17:54] K**
Together?
**[17:56] K**
Well, I suppose perhaps she does have a lot
of compassion for her friends.
**[18:00] Student**
For real? That can't be. That's wicked!
**[18:03] Student**
For real?
**[18:03] Kanna**
What's he saying?
**[18:04] Student**
For real?
**[18:04] T**
Magic words.
**[18:05] Student**
Yeah.
**[18:06] Student**
That can't be.
**[18:06] T**
You can get through most conversations
using them, so try to remember them.
**[18:07] Student**
That's wicked.
**[18:08] Student**
That's wicked.
**[18:12] Kanna**
And that?
***SIGN*** In Trouble.
**[18:14] T**
*I don't know.*
**[18:15] T**
*A tool children play with?*
**[18:17] T**
*How do they play?*
**[18:18] T**
* It looks like it uses the*
* principle of levers, but...*
**[18:21] T**
That's a training device for catapults!
**[18:23] Kanna**
Oh!
**[18:25] T**
This is how children learn the means
of combating monsters in the sky!
**[18:29] Kanna**
Oh!
**[18:32] Kanna**
And that?
**[18:33] T**
A crepe stand.
**[18:39] Kanna**
It's sweet, like yatagarasu eggs.
**[18:42] Kanna**
And that?
**[18:43] T**
An ice cream stand.
**[18:48] Kanna**
It's cold. But good!
**[18:55] Kanna**
This world is peaceful.
**[18:57] T**
Isn't it?
**[19:00] Kanna**
Are there dragons in this world?
**[19:02] T**
Seems like there aren't.
**[19:04] T**
I don't know if they went extinct
or if they moved elsewhere...
**[19:07] Kanna**
Is it wrong to revert to my original form?
**[19:08] Guy**
Yes, it's fine, it's fine, it's all right.
**[19:10] T**
Well, I wouldn't let your
form be seen, at least.
**[19:11] Guy**
I'll be waiting here.
**[19:14] T**
Can you use perception blocking, Kanna?
**[19:17] Kanna**
I can't.
**[19:18] T**
I see.
**[19:20] T**
Well, there's hardly ever
any need for it anyways.
**[19:25] Kanna**
Lady Tohru?
**[19:26] T**
Yes?
**[19:28] Kanna**
Why did you come to this world?
**[19:34] Kanna**
I heard you had died...
**[19:38] Kanna**
So I was happy to find you survived.
**[19:40] T**
I came to this world to escape.
**[19:44] T**
Truth be told, I was on the verge of death,
**[19:46] T**
but Miss Kobayashi saved me.
**[19:49] Kanna**
Kobayashi did?
**[19:51] T**
I decided to repay her by
being her maid.
**[19:54] T**
While letting people think I was dead.
**[19:56] T**
I've only told a handful of
dragons about my survival.
**[20:00] T**
Like Miss Lucoa and Mr. Fafnir.
**[20:02] Kanna**
You're like a retiree.
**[20:06] T**
That might be close.
**[20:09] T**
But, Kanna,
**[20:16] T**
I'm very happy right now.
**[20:19] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[20:21] T**
Come on, Kanna, isn't there
more you'd like to know about?
**[20:29] Kanna**
I'd like to see Kobayashi's work.
**[20:33] T**
She'll be mad at you.
**[20:35] Kanna**
That's fine. I want to see.
**[20:38] T**
Let's go say hello, then.
**[20:52] T**
I blocked perception of us.
**[20:55] Kanna**
Okay.
**[21:14] Takiya**
What's wrong?
**[21:15] K**
Huh? Oh, nothing.
**[21:24] K**
Whatever.
**[21:36] T**
It's not practice for catapults?
**[21:38] K**
It's not. It's equipment kids play on.
**[21:48] Kanna**
This is fun!
**[21:50] K**
I see.
**[21:51] T**
This is fun, isn't it?!
**[21:52] K**
Glad to hear it.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:25] T**
Kanna, supposedly there are
myriads of gods living here.
**[23:29] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, what does "myriads" mean?
**[23:31] T**
Apparently gods reside in
all manner of things here.
**[23:34] Kanna**
What? That's scary.
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course)
**[23:36] T**
You can't let your guard down.
**[23:37] Kanna**
Yeah.
# E3 - Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY3VPVVDR/start-of-a-new-life-that-doesnt-go-well-of-course)
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**[00:06] K**
Bathroom...
**[00:15] K**
Whoa.
**[00:19] K**
Ow!
**[00:20] Kanna**
Sorry, Kobayashi.
**[00:21] K**
Oh, no, it's all right.
**[00:26] K**
Beer, beer.
**[00:28] T**
Oh, pardon me.
**[00:30] Kanna**
Juice.
**[00:31] T**
Kanna, it's cramped!
**[00:32] K**
It's getting cramped here.
**[00:33] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, move!
***SIGN*** A three bedroom apartment, right?
**[02:10] K**
Yes. As close to this
area as possible please.
**[02:14] R**
How's this?
**[02:15] K**
Hmm...
**[02:17] R**
How's this?
**[02:18] K**
Hmm...
**[02:19] R**
How's this?
**[02:21] K**
Hmm...
**[02:22] K**
* Frankly, there's not much*
* difference between them.*
**[02:25] R**
By the way, the roof of this
property is a communal space.
**[02:29] K**
Oh?
**[02:33] Both**
The sky's so vast!
**[02:35] Kanna**
It feels nice!
**[02:37] R**
How is it?
**[02:41] K**
We'll take this one.
**[02:46] K**
Well, time to start moving preparations.
**[02:48] K**
First, we clean up.
**[02:50] Both**
Yeah!
**[02:51] T**
Cleaning, cleaning, la la la.
**[02:55] T**
Beat the dust and crush it.
**[02:58] K**
*Weird song.*
**[02:58] T**
Leave no dust or trash behind.
**[03:01] T**
Death to the world,
**[03:04] T**
now clean, clean everything.
**[03:06] K**
That sounds too dangerous!
**[03:11] K**
Hey, Tohru, do you like being clean?
**[03:13] T**
I suppose so. I like bathing
and brushing my teeth.
**[03:17] K**
Brushing your teeth? Do you have
a dragon-sized toothbrush?
**[03:21] T**
No, I use my claws to scrape out the bugs.
**[03:24] K**
Bugs?! Not bacteria?!
**[03:26] T**
Well, they're so small I never notice them.
**[03:29] K**
Must be hard having a huge body.
**[03:31] T**
Yes. I went through a lot of trouble
searching for places to live.
**[03:34] K**
Ah, figures. What kind
of places did you choose?
**[03:37] T**
Sometimes caves,
**[03:39] T**
sometimes ruins,
**[03:40] T**
sometimes mountains.
**[03:42] T**
I've even slept up in the sky a few times.
**[03:44] K**
Are you a migratory bird?!
**[03:46] K**
Still, I guess you could
live anywhere in that case.
**[03:49] T**
Well, actually...
**[03:51] T**
Whenever I stayed in one place too long
humans would soon start coming around.
**[03:55] T**
They were so annoying.
**[03:56] K**
You were like a rare monster.
**[03:58] T**
So not only did my body keep getting dirty,
I had a hard time bathing at all.
**[04:03] K**
Hmm.
**[04:04] T**
When we had no other choice,
we'd lick each other clean.
**[04:07] K**
Huh?!
**[04:08] T**
Kanna and I did that before.
**[04:10] K**
That's naughty by human standards!
***SIGN*** *They were actually in dragon form
**[04:12] T**
Maybe so.
**[04:14] T**
Well, most other dragons
don't even care about it.
**[04:17] T**
We don't get sick or unhealthy either way.
**[04:19] K**
Wow, I'm kind of jealous.
**[04:22] T**
To be honest,
**[04:23] T**
Miss Kobayashi, you're sloppy.
**[04:26] T**
You leave beer cans scattered about,
**[04:28] T**
you leave your clothes lying
where you took them off...
**[04:31] K**
Wh-What does it matter?
**[04:32] K**
That's one of the nice
things about living alone.
**[04:34] T**
Also, you keep books arranged out of order.
**[04:37] K**
Now that's just being too picky!
**[04:40] T**
Ahem.
**[04:41] T**
Understood. I'll overlook the books.
**[04:43] T**
But please clean up your trash and clothes.
**[04:46] K**
This is my home.
**[04:47] T**
You can't. Because Kanna
will pick up those habits.
**[04:50] K**
Fine.
**[04:52] K**
* My father must have felt this way*
* when my mother yelled at him.*
**[04:58] K**
Still, Tohru,
**[05:00] K**
I keep doing that by accident because I'm
happy you're here to clean it up for me.
**[05:04] T**
Huh?!
**[05:05] K**
It's a piece of a cake for
a mighty dragon, after all.
**[05:09] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[05:11] K**
So please keep helping out, okay, Tohru?
**[05:17] T**
Yes! With pleasure!
**[05:19] K**
Simple-gon.
**[05:20] Kanna**
Scoundrel Kobayashi.
**[05:24] K**
Well, next up's packing.
**[05:26] K**
Though, nearly all of it is
my personal belongings.
**[05:29] K**
Sorry for making you help out.
**[05:31] T**
No, please ask anything of me!
**[05:34] Kanna**
I'll do my best, too.
**[05:46] T**
Hey, Kanna. Pack properly...
**[05:48] T**
Miss Kobayashi, so cute!
**[05:51] T**
These dead-fish eyes are to die for!
**[05:54] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you're a pervert.
**[05:55] K**
What are you slacking off over?
**[06:01] K**
Oh, this was still here?
**[06:06] T**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[06:08] K**
Whoa, sorry!
**[06:20] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[06:22] T**
Is this yours, Miss Kobayashi?
**[06:25] K**
It is, but...
**[06:26] T**
Please try it on!
**[06:28] T**
I want to see you in a maid outfit!
**[06:30] K**
I won't.
**[06:31] T**
Huh? But you bought it
intending to wear it, right?
**[06:34] K**
I got my arms into it and then
despaired at how bad I looked in it.
**[06:38] K**
So I'm not wearing it again.
**[06:43] T**
Then would you mind if I wear it?
**[06:46] K**
Go ahead.
**[06:46] T**
Thank you very much!
**[06:49] T**
Sorry for the wait.
**[06:56] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, so pretty!
**[06:58] K**
Yeah, I think it looks good.
**[07:02] T**
Thank you very much.
**[07:06] T**
Still, your clothes are bit
too tight in the chest for me.
**[07:10] K**
That said...
**[07:12] K**
Are you really a D?
**[07:15] T**
I'm a D among dragons.
**[07:19] K**
Ah, so good!
**[07:22] T**
Good work, everyone.
**[07:24] K**
Yeah, thanks, you two.
**[07:26] K**
Bath, bath...
**[07:29] K**
Hmm?
**[07:32] K**
Does anyone know what happened to the towels
and change of clothes in the bathroom?
**[07:35] T**
I put them away properly!
**[07:37] K**
Huh?
**[07:38] T**
Huh?
**[07:41] K**
Which box has the clothes and towels?
**[07:46] Movers**
Good morning!
**[07:48] Movers**
Sansan Moving Service!
**[07:50] K**
Yes, welcome.
**[07:54] Kanna**
So this is a car?
**[08:06] Kanna**
Well, let's decide how to use the rooms.
**[08:09] Kanna**
This will be the living room.
**[08:11] Kanna**
This will be for the PC and books.
**[08:13] Kanna**
This will be my bedroom.
**[08:16] Kanna**
And this...
**[08:19] Kanna**
will be the room you two share.
**[08:21] B**
Huh?
**[08:22] T**
Our room?
**[08:24] K**
Yeah. You two can use it however you like.
**[08:28] T**
Yay!
**[08:46] K**
A new life, huh?
**[08:50] T**
Shall I wash your back?
**[08:52] K**
Huh? No, it's fine.
**[08:54] T**
You like it when I make things clean, right?
**[08:57] K**
Ugh, that's your angle?
**[09:00] K**
All right, come on.
**[09:02] T**
Yes.
**[09:09] K**
By the way.
**[09:10] T**
Yes?
**[09:11] K**
Isn't it easier to wash
your body in that form?
**[09:16] T**
Well, it is, but it's a little limited.
**[09:19] T**
Besides, there are a lot of
rules in this world.
**[09:24] T**
It's all a little stifling to me.
**[09:27] K**
You don't like having a human form?
**[09:32] T**
No!
**[09:36] T**
This is its own thing.
**[09:40] K**
I see.
**[09:46] Kanna**
I'm coming in, too.
**[09:48] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, wash me!
**[09:50] T**
Oh well, fine.
**[09:51] K**
Cramped, it's cramped.
**[10:16] T**
Here I go!
**[10:23] K**
Morning, Tohru.
**[10:24] T**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
**[10:31] K**
Tohru.
**[10:32] T**
Yes?
**[10:33] K**
I'll wash your body as thanks for yesterday.
**[10:35] T**
Huh?!
**[10:36] K**
Over here, over here.
**[10:37] T**
Y-Yes!
**[10:45] T**
Ah, feels so good!
**[10:48] K**
*Feels like I'm washing a car.*
**[10:51] T**
Thank you so much, Miss Kobayashi!
**[10:56] K**
You're welcome.
**[11:14] K**
Ah!
**[11:14] K**
This is my old apartment!
**[11:17] K**
Damn it, I screwed up!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Start of a New Life! (That Doesn't Go Well, Of Course)
**[11:42] K**
Tohru, you're too loud!
**[11:44] T**
Huh?
**[11:45] K**
Huh?
**[11:49] T**
Do you see me as a loud person?
**[11:52] K**
Sorry, sorry.
**[11:53] Kanna**
Kobayashi, does your hangover hurt?
**[11:56] K**
Yeah.
**[11:57] K**
Still, I can't believe it's
like this on my day off.
**[12:01] T**
The noise is coming from the neighboring
apartments and the floor above us.
**[12:04] T**
Shall I go make a complaint?
**[12:06] K**
Yeah, could you, please?
**[12:10] K**
Make sure not to let your horns stick out.
**[12:12] T**
Roger that!
**[12:14] T**
If they won't listen after I speak to them,
I'll murder, destroy, and pulverize them.
**[12:17] K**
You don't have to do that.
***SIGN*** Sasakibe
**[12:18] T**
I'll start with Ms. Sasakibe on our right.
**[12:22] S**
Coming.
**[12:24] S**
Hello.
**[12:25] S**
Oh, you're from next door.
**[12:27] T**
I'm Tohru. Hello.
**[12:29] S**
Hello. Did you need something?
**[12:32] T**
Well, we heard loud noises and they've
been bothering us, so I came over.
**[12:36] S**
My, was it that loud?
**[12:38] T**
What were you doing?
**[12:40] S**
Cooking.
**[12:41] T**
Huh?
**[12:41] S**
Hold on a moment.
**[12:48] S**
Here, let me share some.
**[12:50] S**
They're stewed rapeseed blossoms.
**[12:52] T**
Thank you very much.
**[12:54] T**
My apologies, but could you please
be more mindful of the noise?
**[12:57] S**
Sure.
**[13:01] T**
How does she make that
much noise making this?
***SIGN*** Yana
**[13:04] T**
Next is Mr. Yana on the left.
**[13:06] Y**
I'm playing music.
**[13:08] T**
Music?
**[13:09] Y**
Yeah, want to listen?
***SIGN*** Rar
**[13:16] T**
Your voice sounds like Hades
is crushing Hercules.
**[13:20] Y**
What a phrase! I'm taking it!
**[13:23] T**
Anyways, please try to keep the volume down.
**[13:26] Y**
Sure.
***SIGN*** Soune
**[13:28] T**
Last is Mr. Soune on the floor above.
**[13:30] S**
I'm using a drill for work.
**[13:32] T**
A drill?
**[13:34] S**
I'm making hand-carved wooden ornaments.
**[13:36] T**
Oh, is it a gorilla?
**[13:38] T**
This is well done.
**[13:40] T**
Anyway, one of us is
suffering from a hangover,
**[13:44] T**
so please try to keep the noise down.
**[13:45] S**
All right.
**[13:48] Sasakibe**
You're the loud one!
**[13:50] Yana**
You're the loud one!
**[13:51] Soune**
No, you two are being loud!
**[13:52] Sasakibe**
The loud one is the one calling people loud!
**[13:54] T**
What's gotten into everyone?
**[13:57] Sasakibe**
That drilling is too loud!
**[13:59] Soune**
That death metal voice is too loud!
**[14:00] Yana**
That strange noise is too loud!
**[14:02] Sasakibe**
That's cooking!
**[14:03] Both**
Huh?!
**[14:04] T**
Your voices are being too loud.
**[14:07] Three**
Sorry.
**[14:09] T**
*Humans keep making the same mistakes.*
**[14:12] T**
*They're beyond help.*
**[14:15] T**
*Guess I'll kill them.*
**[14:16] K**
Um, may I have a word here?
**[14:20] K**
What bothers us the most is having others
be loud when we'd like some quiet.
**[14:26] K**
So why don't we organize the times we
don't want each other making noise,
**[14:30] K**
and make a schedule?
**[14:34] K**
If there are still times that don't
work out, then we can use earplugs.
**[14:38] T**
Are you all right with that, Miss Kobayashi?
**[14:40] T**
They're all creatures that haven't learned
anything since they evolved from apes.
**[14:44] K**
That goes for me, too, you know.
**[14:46] K**
Well, anyway, I usually wouldn't
mind if I weren't hung over.
**[14:50] K**
Besides, it's only natural
to cause some bother
**[14:53] K**
to others when people go about their lives.
**[14:55] K**
Especially so if they're neighbors.
**[14:57] T**
Jeez, you're too kindhearted.
**[15:00] K**
Besides,
**[15:04] K**
I wouldn't like it if it
were too quiet either.
**[15:12] K**
I'm going to rest a bit.
**[15:14] T**
Okay.
**[15:34] T**
Am I loud?
**[15:38] K**
There are times when I think so.
**[15:41] T**
Does it bother you?
**[15:45] K**
It's difficult to give a precise
answer to that question.
**[15:51] K**
But...
**[15:53] K**
I think a life like this is acceptable, too.
**[16:05] K**
I'm sleeping now.
**[16:06] T**
Okay. Then I will, too.
**[16:16] T**
You're too loud!
***SIGN*** Everyone, thank you for your hard work. Soon the cherry blossoms will be upon us again this year. So with regards to that, we'd like to follow up on last year and host a flower viewing party for company staff. Please organize a list of those who wish to attend within each team and deliver it to General Manager Furukawa. Please try to attend if possible. The time and location are in the attached file. That is all, thank you. General Manager Furukawa
**[16:49] K**
What should I do about this?
**[16:51] K**
I don't like the consideration that
has to be shown when rank's dropped,
**[16:54] K**
and not being able to order certain liquor.
**[16:56] Takiya**
Straight to the point, huh?
**[16:59] Takiya**
Well, then why not create
an excuse to refuse?
**[17:01] K**
An excuse?
**[17:04] T**
A party?
**[17:05] K**
Yeah. I was talking to Takiya-kun
about gathering here at this apartment
**[17:09] K**
as an excuse to turn down my
company's flower viewing.
**[17:11] T**
Huh? You're inviting him here?
**[17:13] K**
Come on, don't make that
face now. He's a nice guy.
**[17:17] T**
Hmm, all right. I'll put up with that then.
**[17:21] K**
Put up with it?
**[17:22] T**
In return, can I call
some of my friends, too?
**[17:25] L**
Friends? Like from the shopping district?
**[17:28] T**
No, dragons.
**[17:29] K**
Huh?
**[17:29] T**
Don't worry.
**[17:31] T**
They're all well-behaved dragons.
**[17:33] K**
Hmm, I'm only worried.
**[17:35] K**
I'm home.
**[17:37] Both**
Welcome home!
**[17:38] Takiya**
Pardon me.
**[17:40] T**
Welcome, come on in.
**[17:42] Takiya**
I'm not welcome at all, am I?
**[17:44] Takiya**
You must be Kanna-chan. Good evening.
**[17:47] Kanna**
Good evening.
**[17:48] Takiya**
Nice goth-loli.
**[17:51] K**
Where are your friends?
**[17:53] T**
They should be here soon.
**[17:56] T**
Yes?
**[17:59] T**
Please wait one moment.
**[18:02] T**
Mr. Fafnir, please arrange yourself
like in the picture I sent over!
**[18:06] Fafnir**
Good grief.
**[18:13] Fafnir**
This world is full of trouble.
***SIGN*** Fafnir
**[18:17] F**
Makes me want to end it.
***SIGN*** Hostility
**[18:20] T**
Miss Kobayashi, this is Mr. Fafnir.
**[18:22] K**
Hello.
**[18:23] K**
Nice to meet you.
***SIGN*** It's a pleasure to meet you. It's an honor to make your acquaintance. I'm honored. Your friend has been very kind to me.
**[18:24] K**
I'm Kobayashi from Jigokumeguri
System Engineering.
**[18:25] Taki**
That's a polite social greeting.
**[18:28] Kanna**
Polite social greeting?
**[18:28] K**
I've been living with Tohru-san.
**[18:29] Taki**
A magic set of words that allows
even shy people to greet others.
**[18:31] K**
I hope we can get along well in the future.
**[18:34] K**
Tohru!
**[18:35] K**
I got a really hostile
feeling from him just now!
**[18:37] T**
Well, he may have a slight
dislike for humans.
**[18:41] T**
He's a cursed dragon who's been guarding his
treasure in a cave since ancient times.
**[18:45] K**
He's a shut-in?!
**[18:48] K**
You invited more?
**[18:49] T**
This is the last.
***SIGN*** Unacceptable
**[18:52] Lucoa**
Oh, Tohru!
**[18:54] T**
Hello, it's been a long time.
**[18:56] T**
Miss Kobayashi, this is Miss Quetzalcoatl.
***SIGN*** Quetzalcoatl
**[18:59] L**
Nice to meet you. Lucoa is fine.
**[19:02] K**
Why are all dragons so huge?
**[19:05] T**
Huh?
**[19:06] K**
Never mind.
**[19:07] K**
Nice to meet you. I'm Kobayashi.
**[19:11] L**
Something wrong?
**[19:12] K**
Um, did you walk here in that outfit?
**[19:16] L**
I did.
**[19:17] K**
Your outfit is kind of slutty, though.
**[19:19] L**
Wha?!
**[19:37] Taki**
Care to try?
**[19:41] Taki**
Once you cut into them, back away.
**[19:43] Taki**
Yeah, like that.
**[19:44] Taki**
Oh, you can't run in while
he's doing that move.
**[19:48] Taki**
Try again.
**[19:49] Taki**
Uh-huh.
**[19:50] Taki**
Good job defeating him.
**[19:51] Taki**
Now, ignore that treasure chest...
**[19:56] Taki**
That was a mimic.
**[19:58] Taki**
Ah, you died.
**[20:01] K**
He's hooked.
**[20:06] L**
Tohru hardly ever used to smile.
**[20:10] L**
Must be thanks to you.
**[20:12] K**
I'm just a normal human being.
**[20:14] L**
That girl's never had
anything normal before.
**[20:18] L**
Not just her, but her friends as well.
**[20:22] K**
Lucoa-san,
**[20:24] K**
I'm grateful to Tohru, too.
**[20:28] K**
I didn't use to smile much myself either.
**[20:31] K**
Though I'll never say it to her.
**[20:35] T**
Food's ready!
**[20:36] K**
Yes.
**[20:38] K**
Well, let's eat then.
**[20:39] K**
Can you drink?
**[20:41] L**
Drink?
**[20:42] L**
I can, but at least let me check
it for curses first.
**[20:46] K**
Curses?
**[20:46] T**
Long ago Ms. Lucoa was driven out of
her seat as a goddess thanks to liquor.
**[20:51] T**
She was forced to drink liquor
her comrade had cursed,
**[20:53] T**
and in her drunken stupor she
went to her little sister and—
**[20:57] L**
Don't say it!
**[20:59] K**
Dragons don't have very
good pasts, do they?
**[21:02] K**
Like I said!
**[21:04] K**
When it comes to butlers,
I fancy middle-aged ones!
**[21:06] K**
This is out of the question!
**[21:07] Fafnir**
Stop it! You'll make me screw up!
**[21:09] Taki**
No, no, lately young, handsome,
**[21:12] Taki**
but devilish butlers have been pretty
good in their own way!
**[21:13] Fafnir**
I said stop it!
**[21:14] K**
Not having that wisdom of life aura
means they're out! Got it!
**[21:15] L**
She's a completely different
person when drunk, isn't she?
**[21:17] T**
Yes.
**[21:19] K**
Hey, you woman there! Become a maid!
**[21:21] L**
Huh?
**[21:23] K**
Tohru, you, too!
**[21:24] T**
I already am one, though?
**[21:26] K**
I've told you before, that's just cosplay!
**[21:29] K**
If you've got complaints, then strip!
**[21:31] K**
Besides, what's with all of
you and your absurd chests?!
**[21:31] T**
Huh?!
**[21:32] Taki**
Fafnir-dono! We must avert our eyes!
**[21:34] K**
Why don't you share some with me?!
**[21:35] F**
Stop it! I can't see!
**[21:36] T**
But that's impossible.
**[21:38] T**
Wha?!
**[21:38] K**
If you can't, then strip!
**[21:49] K**
Hmm, yeah, some people
move their bodies to it.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:25] Taki**
Fafnir-dono, ignore that treasure chest.
**[23:29] Taki**
That's a mimic.
**[23:31] Taki**
Ah, that chest is also—
**[23:33] Taki**
That was a mimic, too.
**[23:34] Taki**
Why do you reflexively
go after all the chests?
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To)
**[23:37] F**
It's my nature.
# E4 - Kanna Goes to School! (Not that she needs to.)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1939M06/kanna-goes-to-school-not-that-she-needs-to)
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**[00:17] K**
She's been gazing at them a lot lately,
**[00:20] K**
but do you think she might want to go?
**[00:22] T**
Who, Kanna? I think so.
**[00:25] T**
Every dragon's had those
thoughts at some point.
**[00:30] T**
How young, how young.
**[00:31] K**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[00:33] T**
A journey to eliminate humanity, right?
**[00:35] K**
No, I'm talking about school.
**[00:39] T**
Oh, school.
**[00:41] T**
I see that come up on the Internet often.
**[00:44] K**
The Internet? You've gotten used to it, huh.
**[00:54] K**
Kanna-chan.
**[00:57] Kanna**
What, Kobayashi?
**[01:00] K**
Oh, well...
**[01:03] K**
Want to go to school?
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[02:39] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[02:40] Kanna**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:42] T**
Hey, Kanna, don't make
trouble for Miss Kobayashi!
**[02:46] K**
You need all this just to go to school?
***SIGN*** Textbooks and storage boxes will be provided on the first day. Pencil case | Pencils | Erasers Crayons (16 colors) | Colored pencils (12 colors) Scissors | Glue | Pencil board Ruler | Unruled notebooks Indoor slippers | Slipper case | Gym clothes Gym cap | Gym clothes case Handkerchief | Safety buzzer
**[02:50] T**
You said it.
**[02:52] T**
I sense some collusion between
schools and the manufacturers.
**[02:56] T**
It's a conspiracy.
**[02:57] K**
I don't think that's true.
**[03:00] T**
The Internet said it is!
**[03:02] K**
*It's a bad influence on dragons, too, huh...*
***SIGN*** Shop at your local shopping district! Save with your point card!
**[03:05] K**
Well, let's pick up
all the stationery first.
***SIGN*** Noyama Stationery
**[03:10] Granny**
Welcome!
**[03:12] K**
Yeah, this is it.
**[03:14] K**
I see stationery stores haven't
changed at all since long ago.
**[03:18] K**
What's that look for?!
**[03:20] Kanna**
They're not cute.
**[03:21] K**
Huh?!
**[03:22] T**
Jeez, you don't get it, Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:26] T**
Leave it to me!
**[03:29] K**
What's this place?
**[03:31] K**
The feathers plucked from live birds
around this season make good pens!
**[03:35] K**
Scary! Scary!
**[03:38] K**
Seems like this is wrong, too.
**[03:40] T**
That's strange.
**[03:41] T**
When I was in the other world
everyone used quill pens.
**[03:45] Kanna**
I want a cute one. A cute one.
**[03:49] K**
So she says.
**[03:52] T**
Oh, I heard a new store opened
outside the shopping district recently.
**[04:03] K**
What is this?
**[04:04] K**
Everything's sparkling in my eyes.
**[04:06] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[04:08] Kanna**
What's this?
**[04:09] Kanna**
How do you use it?
***SIGN*** Kanna
**[04:11] K**
You use this to write characters.
**[04:14] K**
You'll be using a pencil though, Kanna-chan.
**[04:16] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[04:17] T**
How's this?!
***SIGN*** I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi I <3 Miss Kobayashi
**[04:19] K**
*Scary!*
**[04:20] Kanna**
Hey, Kobayashi,
**[04:22] Kanna**
what's this thing that looks
like a dragon's mouth?
**[04:25] K**
You use it like this.
**[04:29] T**
What a torture device.
**[04:31] K**
How did you jump to that?
**[04:32] Kanna**
Then what about this?
**[04:33] T**
That's a tool for branding slaves.
**[04:37] T**
You use it to mark your property.
**[04:41] T**
Come on, Miss Kobayashi! Brand me as yours!
**[04:44] K**
No.
***SIGN*** Popular! Unicorn Pencil Box
**[04:48] Kanna**
Look, Lady Tohru, a unicorn.
**[04:53] T**
I think that unicorn would
be happy knowing this.
**[04:57] K**
Part of me wants to ask,
and part of me doesn't.
***SIGN*** *Miss Kobayashi paid for it after this.
***SIGN*** Total Cash
***SIGN*** Total Cash Change
**[05:13] Clerk**
Thank you very much!
**[05:19] K**
Now we've got most of it.
**[05:21] T**
Then on to the next stop!
**[05:26] T**
Does it really have to be this place?
**[05:29] K**
This is the only place in the
area that sells backpacks.
**[05:33] T**
I understand that,
but I still don't like it.
**[05:36] T**
I can't help but remember...
**[05:38] K**
Well, let's go.
**[05:39] K**
The two of us.
**[05:40] T**
Please wait!
**[05:53] K**
Kanna-chan, which one do you like?
**[05:56] Kanna**
This.
**[05:58] K**
*She chose a surprisingly normal one.*
**[06:01] T**
Figures, Kanna.
**[06:03] T**
I can see why you'd choose a cursed
item that's absorbed human blood.
**[06:06] Kanna**
Uh-huh.
**[06:08] K**
*That's your reason?!*
**[06:17] Clerk**
That'll be 38,000 yen.
**[06:20] K**
It costs that much?
**[06:22] T**
Is this all right?
**[06:23] K**
Oh, yeah. It's fine.
**[06:26] K**
I'm sorry, I'll be paying with card.
**[06:28] Clerk**
Sure. Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Ohyama Clothing Store
Student Uniform Specialty Shop
**[06:43] Worker**
Welcome!
**[06:44] T**
Miss Kobayashi, Kanna's going to pout again
if we go in another store like this.
**[06:49] K**
This is the store designated by the school,
**[06:51] K**
so we have no choice.
**[06:53] T**
It's collusion.
**[06:54] K**
You're persistent about that.
**[06:58] K**
Are these the ones designated by the school?
**[07:01] T**
They all seem the same.
**[07:03] K**
That's fine.
**[07:04] K**
Everyone should be wearing the same thing.
**[07:07] T**
Why's that?
**[07:10] K**
To reduce differences.
**[07:12] K**
Men, women, Japanese,
and foreigners are all the same.
**[07:17] K**
That's important.
**[07:19] T**
What happens when you're
different from everyone else?
**[07:22] K**
Sometimes you're eliminated.
**[07:26] K**
It might not be like that for dragons,
**[07:29] K**
but humans don't like things
different from themselves.
**[07:33] T**
That's foolish.
**[07:36] K**
Yeah, I agree it is.
**[07:38] K**
But everyone's afraid...
**[07:41] K**
of things that are different.
**[07:51] T**
I kind of understand.
**[08:01] K**
Sorry.
**[08:02] K**
This wasn't my intent.
**[08:04] K**
Thanks for your concern.
**[08:18] K**
Kanna-chan, are you looking
forward to school?
**[08:21] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[08:31] K**
All right then. Once we get home,
we prepare for tomorrow!
**[08:35] T**
Miss Kobayashi, that's not fair!
**[08:37] T**
Please hold my hand, too!
**[08:39] K**
Yes, yes.
**[08:47] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[08:50] Kanna**
Look, look!
**[08:53] K**
You look good!
**[08:54] K**
Yeah, cute.
**[08:57] Kanna**
Lady Tohru.
**[09:00] Kanna**
Look, look.
**[09:02] T**
Kanna.
**[09:03] T**
Please lend that to me.
**[09:06] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:08] T**
Please look! What do you think?
**[09:12] K**
Too many different themes to tell.
**[09:15] T**
Huh?!
**[09:18] T**
In the end, she wore that
backpack all day long.
**[09:21] T**
She must really be looking forward to it.
**[09:24] K**
Is it something to go that far over?
**[09:31] K**
Even though she's a dragon, she's still a child.
**[09:37] Kanna**
In the way.
**[09:48] L**
What's Kanna-chan doing?
**[09:49] T**
She's practicing her writing.
**[09:51] K**
Well, think you'll remember them?
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**[10:07] K**
Let's forget all this for now.
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Kanna Goes to School! (Not That She Needs To)
**[10:16] Classmate**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Elementary
**[10:18] Steps**
Give a
bright smile
every day
**[10:19] Teacher**
Yes, good morning.
**[10:21] Teacher**
Today we have a new friend to
introduce to everyone here.
**[10:26] Teacher**
This is Kobayashi Kanna-chan.
**[10:28] K**
Kobayashi Kanna.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[10:32] Shima**
Cute!
**[10:33] Toudou**
Where'd you come from?
**[10:35] Kanna**
Ushishir Island.
**[10:36] Daitani**
From abroad?! Wow!
**[10:39] T**
It looks like her introduction went well.
**[10:42] K**
*Watch over Kanna-chan, okay?*
**[10:46] T**
Leave it to me, Miss Kobayashi!
**[10:49] T**
Yes. Now, for this problem,
**[10:51] T**
can you solve it, Kobayashi-san?
**[10:54] T**
What a boring problem.
**[10:57] T**
Kanna wanted to do things like that?
**[11:00] T**
Yes, that's correct.
**[11:06] T**
*Such an inefficient way to learn.*
**[11:09] T**
* Putting them in different classes based on their*
* abilities would help them grow faster.*
***SIGN*** Cram School Approach
**[11:19] T**
It seems to be some game of
hitting each other with a ball.
**[11:23] T**
A fitting game for barbaric humans.
**[11:36] Teacher**
Yes, that's it!
**[11:38] T**
No mercy, huh?
**[11:40] T**
Kobayashi-san, you're incredible!
**[11:42] Muroi**
You can do anything, can't you?
**[11:44] Ta**
Can I call you Kanna-chan?
**[11:48] Moto**
Oh, can I call you that, too?
**[11:53] (Flashback) K**
But everyone's afraid...
**[11:55] (Flashback) K**
of things that are different.
**[11:58] T**
* But they do take clear steps to*
* ally themselves with the strong.*
**[12:02] T**
*Even young, they're still human, huh?*
**[12:05] Classmates**
Farewell, Sensei!
***SIGN*** Dream
**[12:08] Teacher**
Yes, farewell!
**[12:10] Saikawa**
Hey, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
**[12:14] Saikawa**
Don't you think you've been
standing out too much?
***SIGN*** Saikawa Riko
**[12:17] Daitani**
It's Saikawa, the one who acts like a queen!
**[12:19] S**
Thanks for the clear explanation.
**[12:21] S**
But no! Shut up!
**[12:23] Kanna**
I stood out?
**[12:25] S**
You did! You're so cute, it ticks
me off and I want to hug you!
***SIGN*** Wants to hug me, stood out, transfer student, cute and talented, too cute, eliminated
***SIGN*** "That's wicked"
**[12:34] S**
I challenge you, Kobayashi Kanna-san!
**[12:36] S**
I'll prove I'm better than you!
**[12:38] Toudou**
Kanna-chan, don't do it.
**[12:41] Toudou**
Saikawa-san plays dirty and cheats,
**[12:43] Toudou**
and she's a hopeless person
who won't admit defeat!
**[12:46] S**
Hey, you, be quiet!
**[12:47] S**
Now, care to try arm wrestling me?
**[12:50] S**
Despite how I look,
I've won at karate tournaments...
**[12:56] Kanna**
I'd like to be friends.
**[13:01] S**
I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
**[13:04] S**
I-I, um, I wanted to be
friends with you, too!
**[13:08] S**
Oh, shoot, what do I do?!
**[13:08] Classmates**
She's too blundering.
**[13:10] S**
Don't cry.
**[13:12] S**
Here, I'll give you some candy.
**[13:13] Daitani**
Ah! You can't bring that to school.
**[13:16] S**
Be quiet!
**[13:21] T**
Still, fake crying? What a roundabout
way to settle things, Kanna.
**[13:26] T**
I would've just blasted them away.
**[13:29] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:31] T**
Why did you decide you
wanted to go to school?
**[13:34] Kanna**
Because it was fun watching them.
**[13:37] T**
Was it fun?
**[13:39] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:40] T**
I think there will be some
aspects that aren't fun, as well.
**[13:43] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:44] T**
There's no real need for us
to be the same as humans.
**[13:48] T**
Living among them doesn't
mean living with them.
**[13:53] Kanna**
But they're close by,
and we share time together, so...
**[13:59] Kanna**
Maybe that's why I want to be with them.
**[14:04] T**
Be with them...
**[14:06] T**
I've seen plenty of my comrades
**[14:08] T**
destroy themselves,
unable to be satisfied with that.
**[14:13] T**
But, well...
**[14:14] T**
For now, I'll affirm that choice, too.
**[14:22] K**
How was school?
**[14:24] Kanna**
Fun.
**[14:25] K**
Good to hear.
**[14:27] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[14:28] T**
I fulfilled my mission, too.
**[14:29] T**
Please praise me.
**[14:31] K**
Yeah, thanks.
**[14:33] K**
Oh, right.
**[14:34] K**
Here you go.
**[14:42] Kanna**
This is...
**[14:43] K**
Congratulations on entering school.
**[14:45] K**
You can hang it on your backpack.
**[14:53] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[14:55] T**
What about me?
**[14:56] T**
Hey, Miss Kobayashi, what about me?
**[14:58] K**
Here.
**[14:59] T**
Yay!
**[15:01] K**
Simple-gon.
**[15:12] T**
What are you doing?
**[15:14] Kanna**
Putting on name tags.
**[15:16] Kanna**
They said to put them on my things.
**[15:20] TV**
*This is today's special product!*
***SIGN*** Tohru
**[15:22] T**
There we go!
**[15:22] TV**
*A drill perfect for woodwork!*
***SIGN*** Why?
**[15:28] Kobayashi**
*Why?*
***SIGN*** How
**[15:32] Kobayashi**
*How...*
**[15:41] K**
*did things get like this?*
**[15:44] K**
*The story starts one day ago.*
**[15:49] Lucoa**
So good!
**[15:51] Lucoa**
Thanks.
**[15:52] T**
You're welcome.
**[15:54] L**
Sorry I keep dropping by all the time.
**[15:56] K**
You're checking up on Tohru, right?
**[15:59] L**
Oh, you knew?
**[16:00] K**
Well, he's here, too.
**[16:04] Fafnir**
I'm bored with this already.
**[16:05] Fafnir**
I'm going to play some other game.
**[16:08] K**
To be honest, you're here to
check on Tohru, too, right?
**[16:13] Kanna**
I'm home.
**[16:14] K**
Oh, welcome home, Kanna-chan.
**[16:20] K**
What's happened?
**[16:21] Kanna**
A duel.
**[16:22] K**
A duel?!
**[16:25] T**
I'll aid you!
**[16:27] Fafnir**
I'll kill them.
**[16:28] K**
Wait, wait, you delinquents!
**[16:30] Kanna**
Today, on the way home...
**[16:37] (Flashback) S**
Kanna-san.
**[16:38] (Flashback) S**
I'm going home with you today,
so consider it an honor.
**[16:42] (Flashback) Kanna**
Yeah. You're kind, Saikawa.
**[16:45] (Flashback) Kanna**
I like you.
**[16:46] (Flashback) Kanna**
*I like you.*
**[16:50] (Flashback) S**
Today I'll show you a good place to play!
**[16:53] (Flashback) Kanna**
Okay.
**[16:58] (Flashback) S**
Well?
**[16:59] (Flashback) S**
Despite how big this place is,
it's a hidden spot people rarely come to.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Kanna**
That's the thing you fly with!
**[17:06] (Flashback) S**
F-Fly?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Kanna**
Yeah, in the clouds.
**[17:09] (Flashback) S**
W-Well, let's play on the seesaw together!
**[17:15] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry, sorry.
**[17:16] (Flashback) S**
Hey, watch it, you guys!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Middle**
What? You're frightened by
a ball coming your way?
**[17:21] (Flashback) Middle**
Stop that.
**[17:23] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry, we were playing dodgeball.
**[17:25] (Flashback) S**
L-Little children come here often, too,
so you should stop that.
**[17:30] (Flashback) Middle**
There's nowhere else.
**[17:31] (Flashback) Middle**
Whatever, we're taking over this place.
**[17:33] (Flashback) Middle**
Go on home, squirts.
**[17:36] (Flashback) Middle**
I told you to stop that.
**[17:38] (Flashback) S**
I challenge you.
**[17:39] (Flashback) Middle**
What?
**[17:39] (Flashback) S**
I challenge you to dodgeball tomorrow!
**[17:42] (Flashback) S**
If you lose, then give
up on using this place!
**[17:48] (Flashback) Middle**
You hear that?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Middle**
S-She's going to play with us!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Middle**
Sorry. We don't have time to play with you.
**[17:54] (Flashback) S**
My, running away?
**[17:56] (Flashback) S**
Are you afraid I'll
discipline you all myself?
**[18:00] (Flashback) S**
You American gorilla!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Middle**
Wh-What'd you say?!
**[18:03] (Flashback) Middle**
Don't listen to her.
**[18:05] (Flashback) S**
You there, black-haired mama's boy!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Middle**
Huh?
**[18:07] (Flashback) S**
You're actually scared without your
beloved mama around, aren't you?
**[18:11] (Flashback) S**
You should say so.
**[18:13] (Flashback) S**
"Mama, help me!"
**[18:15] (Flashback) Middle**
You brat!
**[18:17] (Flashback) S**
Oh?
**[18:18] (Flashback) S**
I thought you weren't going
to take a child seriously?
**[18:22] (Flashback) S**
Children.
**[18:24] (Flashback) Middle**
Bring it on! We'll face you!
**[18:26] (Flashback) Middle**
You better get ready to lose!
**[18:32] (Flashback) S**
What do I do?
**[18:35] K**
So you picked a fight
and they bought it, huh?
**[18:39] K**
So, did you gather enough people?
**[18:41] Kanna**
We couldn't.
**[18:42] Kanna**
Saikawa's not popular.
**[18:44] S**
Sorry about that!
**[18:45] K**
Well, what to do, then?
**[18:47] K**
I think you can still negotiate with them.
**[18:49] T**
No, I assure you, they should fight!
**[18:52] T**
We can't have them taking us
noble, proud dragons lightly!
**[18:56] K**
Do you know the rules?
**[18:57] T**
Yes!
**[18:59] Fafnir**
I know them, too.
**[19:00] Fafnir**
I've played a lot of *Explosive Dodgeball*.
***SIGN*** Explosive Dodgeball
**[19:02] K**
This isn't that kind of game.
**[19:04] T**
All right, let's do this!
**[19:07] L**
Don't worry, it'll work out.
**[19:10] K**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** - The Following Day -
**[19:16] Middle**
What's this, squirt?!
**[19:17] Middle**
You called in friends?
**[19:19] Middle**
We won't go easy on you.
**[19:26] K**
Tohru.
**[19:28] K**
Don't kill them.
**[19:30] T**
Yes!
**[19:31] K**
* I could see how it would*
* end when it started.*
**[19:34] K**
* From the beginning their abilities... well,*
* their species... were on different levels.*
**[19:37] L**
Sorry!
**[19:40] K**
*The game was beyond one-sided.*
**[19:45] K**
*They destroyed them.*
**[19:47] Middle**
Damn it!
**[19:49] Middle**
That's not fair, jerk! You'll regret this!
**[19:52] K**
*He's beat up...*
**[19:53] S**
Kanna-san, your friends are incredible!
**[19:56] Kanna**
Yeah, they're the worst scum ever.
**[19:58] K**
That phrasing may be accurate,
but it's cruel.
**[20:02] T**
I still haven't had enough.
**[20:04] Fafnir**
Oh? What a coincidence. Me neither.
**[20:07] L**
Me neither.
**[20:08] T**
That reminds me...
**[20:10] T**
I've yet to win against you two, haven't I?
**[20:15] Fafnir**
Are you going to surpass us today?
**[20:16] L**
Bring it on.
**[20:18] K**
Huh? Isn't this turning bad?
**[20:20] Kanna**
Me, too.
**[20:22] K**
*From that point on,*
**[20:25] K**
*the playground became a battlefield.*
**[20:43] K**
There're even more dragons.
**[20:48] K**
*Where did my peaceful, daily life run off to?*
**[20:52] K**
*Well, whatever.*
**[20:58] K**
*And that brings us to now.*
**[21:02] L**
Oh, I'll restore the playground to normal.
**[21:05] L**
I'll tweak the memories
of those who saw us, too.
**[21:07] K**
You're useful to have around.
***SIGN*** - Several Days Later -
**[21:11] K**
* After that, they took to*
* playing dodgeball regularly.*
**[21:15] T**
Pay more attention to your lower back!
**[21:17] Fafnir**
Oh, like this?
**[21:18] T**
More like you're an old lady
about to be abandoned!
**[21:22] K**
*That's at my standards.*
**[21:28] Shima**
Kanna-chan, look, look.
**[21:29] Shima**
Isn't this cute?
**[21:31] Kanna**
Oh, that's wicked.
**[21:33] Toudou**
Hey, Kobayashi, this is super interesting.
**[21:37] Kanna**
Oh, that's wicked.
**[21:39] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san.
**[21:41] Kanna**
Saikawa, you're wicked.
**[21:43] Teacher**
Okay, time to start class.
**[21:46] All**
That's wicked!
**[21:51] Teacher**
*What is this? It's wicked!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] S**
Kanna-san, aren't you glad
we won the dodgeball game?
**[23:29] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[23:30] S**
We nearly lost our ability
to play at the playground.
**[23:32] Kanna**
That's okay.
**[23:34] Kanna**
I'll be happy anywhere
if I'm with you, Saikawa.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already)
# E5 - Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She thinks she understands it already.)
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**[00:02] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi! Kanna! Breakfast is ready!
**[00:08] K**
This miso soup is good.
**[00:10] T**
Thank you. I made it using only
ingredients from this world, too.
**[00:18] Both**
We're off!
**[00:19] T**
Yes, watch out for cars!
**[00:25] T**
Kanna, make you sure you don't
destroy them if you run into one.
**[00:27] ---**
Yup.
**[00:32] T**
Yes! This morning I wasn't chastised
by Miss Kobayashi for any mistakes.
**[00:36] T**
It was a perfect morning.
**[00:41] T**
I must be improving my skills as maid.
**[00:45] T**
Perhaps that means I'm getting
used to this world, too?
**[02:25] Staff**
You've been happier lately,
haven't you, Kobayashi-san?
**[02:29] K**
Huh? Have I?
**[02:30] Staff**
You used to be a bit more stoic before.
**[02:34] Staff**
It's like you've become a little more open.
**[02:39] ---**
See you later.
**[02:44] K**
* I guess it's been two months*
* since she showed up, huh?*
**[02:51] K**
*What was I like back then?*
**[02:58] Cook**
*The secret is to marinate it in honey.*
***SIGN*** Today's Point
**[03:01] Cook**
*Then it'll grow softer, and the
meat will absorb flavor more easily.*
**[03:01] T**
Maybe Miss Kobayashi will eat my tail
meat if I prepare it like that.
**[03:06] Reporter**
*What modern girls want
their lover to do most!*
***SIGN*** 2) Pet their head
3) Hold their hand in public
4) Carry like a princess
5) Hug them from behind
**[03:09] Reporter**
*First place is...*
***SIGN*** 2) Head petted
3) Holding hands in public
***SIGN*** 1) Push them against a wall
**[03:11] Reporter**
*being pushed against a wall!*
**[03:15] Reporter**
*I'd love to experience
it myself at least once!*
**[03:16] T**
Hmm, so they pursue love with sounds.
**[03:18] T**
Just like birds.
**[03:19] Caster**
*Me, too!*
**[03:20] T**
Pursue love...
**[03:23] T**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:25] K**
Tohru.
**[03:29] Announcer**
*Now for tonight's news.*
**[03:31] Announcer**
*Early this morning, there was a
fire in Tatsumi-cho, Nishi-ku.*
***SIGN*** Jigokumeguri System Engineering (Inc.)
***SIGN*** Takinokuchi Office
**[03:38] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san.
**[03:41] Takiya**
Sorry, but could you help me out here?
**[03:44] Kobayashi**
Sure.
**[03:46] Kobayashi**
Whoa, you've taken on an awful lot again.
**[03:52] T**
I want to see Miss Kobayashi
working at least once.
**[03:59] T**
* One of my 48 maid skills:*
* perception blocking.*
**[04:02] T**
*Now I can enter without anyone noticing.*
***SIGN*** *It's actually magic
**[04:09] T**
*There she is, there she is.*
**[04:10] K**
Well, thank you for your time.
**[04:13] K**
Goodbye.
**[04:18] T**
What's wrong, Kobayashi-san?
**[04:21] T**
*Takiya?!*
**[04:22] K**
Well, remember Yamashita-kun's project?
**[04:25] K**
There was a mistake in the product,
and he's in trouble if it's not fixed today.
***SIGN*** Yamashita-kun
Out Sick
**[04:30] Takiya**
Ah.
***SIGN*** Sorry.
**[04:31] Y**
Sorry.
**[04:32] K**
So for now, I'll work on that.
**[04:35] K**
It means I won't be able to help you,
Takiya-kun, but is that okay?
**[04:40] Takiya**
It's fine, it's fine.
**[04:41] Takiya**
Makes sense anyway.
**[04:42] Takiya**
Especially given the circumstances.
**[04:45] Takiya**
But...
**[04:46] Takiya**
Let's go drinking again.
**[04:48] K**
Sure.
**[04:51] Staff**
Hey, can you help me here?
**[04:53] Staff**
I'll be right there. Wait a moment.
**[04:55] Staff**
This schedule's impossible.
**[04:58] Staff**
Can't we adjust it somehow?
**[05:01] Staff**
We'll have to reevaluate this.
**[05:02] T**
* Humans may gather together, help each other,*
* and accomplish many things,*
**[05:03] Staff**
Let's check it one more time.
**[05:07] T**
* but their civilization could be*
* easily destroyed by dragons.*
**[05:11] T**
*So I think dragons are better.*
**[05:15] Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[05:17] Boss**
How's that project coming?!
**[05:19] K**
Oh, not done yet.
**[05:21] Boss**
What are you doing?! You're useless!
**[05:24] Boss**
What did I tell you?
**[05:26] Boss**
I told you get it done right away, didn't I?
**[05:27] T**
**Who's this guy?**
**[05:28] Boss**
When I say right away, I mean right away!
**[05:29] Staff**
Chief's pushing his work
onto Kobayashi-san again...
**[05:30] Boss**
Are you incapable of prioritizing?!
**[05:33] Boss**
You need to work to earn your paycheck!
**[05:33] Staff**
The chief's project isn't even that vital.
**[05:37] Boss**
Listen!
**[05:38] Boss**
Quit slacking off and get
it finished quickly!
**[05:41] K**
Understood.
**[05:42] Boss**
Hmph! Christ!
**[05:50] Staff**
Stop it!
**[05:57] T**
*Serves him right.*
**[05:59] T**
*That should help Miss Kobayashi—*
**[06:01] T**
*Huh?*
**[06:04] T**
*I thought I was blocking perception?*
**[06:06] T**
*N-No one's found out, right?*
**[06:28] T**
*Miss Kobayashi sure works hard.*
**[06:31] T**
*And so many people rely on her, too.*
**[06:37] T**
*Miss Kobayashi's so cool!*
**[06:40] Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[06:42] Boss**
How's that project going?!
**[06:44] Boss**
I haven't received a report on it yet!
**[06:45] T**
*This guy again?!*
**[06:47] K**
Oh, sorry. I had a lot of things to do.
**[06:50] Boss**
Follow my orders first!
**[06:52] K**
Yamashita-kun's work
is higher on the priority list.
**[06:55] Boss**
Don't talk back to me!
**[07:02] Boss**
Anyway!
**[07:04] Boss**
Show more motivation!
**[07:05] K**
Sorry.
**[07:07] Boss**
Christ!
**[07:08] Boss**
You're useless!
**[07:12] ---**
What?
**[07:14] Boss**
Wh-Who is it?!
**[07:22] Staff**
Chief's having bad luck today, huh?
**[07:30] Staff**
Thanks for your work.
***SIGN*** Jigokumeguri System Engineering (Inc.)
***SIGN*** Takinokuchi Office
**[07:31] Staff**
I'll be leaving now.
**[07:32] Staff**
Thanks for your work.
**[07:38] T**
* Now, I should leave before*
* Miss Kobayashi does...*
**[07:42] K**
Tohru.
**[07:45] K**
You're there, right?
**[07:47] K**
Whoa, you really were?!
**[07:51] T**
How did you know?
**[07:52] K**
Huh?
**[07:54] K**
I just had a feeling you were.
**[07:57] K**
Jeez.
**[07:59] K**
I bet it was boring to sneak
a peek at my work, right?
**[08:02] T**
Not at all!
**[08:05] T**
I wanted to know more about you.
**[08:16] K**
I see.
**[08:21] K**
Shall we go home?
**[08:24] T**
Yes!
**[08:29] Staff**
* You've been happier lately,*
* haven't you, Kobayashi-san?*
**[08:36] K**
*I wonder what I used to be like?*
**[08:43] K**
*I've already forgotten.*
**[08:50] Staff**
I heard the chief got
canned for abusing power.
**[08:53] Staff**
Someone sent the director
a recording of proof.
**[08:57] Staff**
Who did that?
**[09:02] Teacher**
Okay. Now everyone pair up and please
draw a picture of your friend.
**[09:08] ---**
Okay.
**[09:12] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, would you draw me?
**[09:18] Kanna**
Friend.
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Tohru's Real World Lessons! (She Thinks She Understands It Already)
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
**[09:30] T**
Asparagus, watercress, new potatoes!
**[09:34] T**
I bought a bunch of vegetables in season!
**[09:38] T**
Since we got them cheaper than planned,
I guess I'll buy some snacks for Kanna.
**[09:48] T**
Mr. Fafnir!
**[09:52] T**
I'm home!
**[09:54] K**
Welcome home.
**[09:55] T**
I was surprised to find you standing there.
**[09:59] T**
Oh, here you go.
**[10:01] T**
What's going on?
**[10:07] F**
I've decided to live in
this world for a while.
**[10:09] T**
Really?!
**[10:11] T**
To be honest, I can't
recommend it that strongly.
**[10:14] T**
Can you live with humans?
**[10:16] F**
If you can do it, then I can do it.
**[10:20] T**
I guess that's true.
**[10:21] T**
Then why don't you stay he—
**[10:23] T**
Oh, I guess you can't.
**[10:26] T**
Do you have any place to stay?
**[10:29] F**
I'll live in some nearby mountain.
**[10:32] Announcer**
*Now for today's news.*
**[10:34] Announcer**
*Last night there were reports of a
monster spotted in the mountains,*
**[10:37] Announcer**
*and police were dispatched.*
**[10:39] Announcer**
*The monster was said to
stand 20m at full height.*
**[10:43] F**
What?
**[10:44] F**
Don't stand out?
**[10:46] F**
Why do I have to sneak around
and hide from humans?
**[10:51] F**
Maybe I should just destroy them all.
**[10:53] T**
Oh, forget about that stuff.
**[10:55] T**
You'll be living amongst people.
**[10:58] T**
So you have to show some restraint.
**[11:00] T**
Right, I know!
**[11:04] T**
I'll help search for a place
for you to live, Mr. Fafnir.
**[11:07] K**
Huh?
**[11:08] K**
Hey, are you sure, Tohru?
**[11:10] T**
I'll be all right!
**[11:12] T**
Please leave it to me, Mr. Fafnir!
**[11:14] F**
Hmph. I guess I'll see what you can do.
**[11:19] T**
Just the other day I watched Miss Kobayashi
move out, so I understand the process.
**[11:24] F**
Oh?
**[11:25] T**
You create a "family registration"
and a "proof of citizenship,"
**[11:30] T**
also a "bank account" and a "personal seal,"
then you show them to a "realtor."
**[11:34] F**
That doesn't make sense.
**[11:37] T**
So, I made them for you myself.
**[11:42] F**
Hold on.
**[11:43] T**
Yes?
**[11:44] F**
Is this me?
***SIGN*** Ooyama Takeshi
***SIGN*** Mysterious Large Creature
20 Meters Tall
**[11:47] T**
Yes.
**[11:48] T**
Your dragon form looked like
an Ooyama Takeshi, so...
**[11:54] F**
You resemble them too much.
**[11:55] T**
Huh?
**[11:56] F**
You're growing too close to humans now.
**[12:01] F**
When you return to your world,
**[12:03] F**
will you be able kill humans?
**[12:12] T**
I don't intend to return to my world.
**[12:15] T**
This is where I belong.
**[12:21] F**
In a century or so, that human
you're attached to will die.
**[12:26] F**
Then...
**[12:30] T**
I'm fine.
**[12:33] T**
The more I treasure these moments
and being here right now,
**[12:36] T**
the sadder I'll be when
that time comes, I'm sure.
**[12:39] T**
But I don't want to call
those feelings regret.
**[12:48] T**
Oh! Green means go.
**[12:52] F**
You think they're worth
speaking so highly of?
**[12:56] T**
I do.
**[12:59] T**
Because Miss Kobayashi is one of them.
**[13:05] T**
Were you worried about me?
**[13:09] F**
I was just curious about what
humans are like in this world.
***SIGN*** Mitani Real Estate
***SIGN*** Oh, if it isn't Kobayashi-san's maid.
**[13:17] T**
Thank you for last time.
**[13:19] R**
So, what's your budget?
**[13:21] F**
Money, huh?
**[13:27] R**
We're not a pawn shop.
**[13:32] T**
Guess that didn't work.
**[13:34] F**
Oh well, I'll steal a fittin—
**[13:36] T**
No, you won't!
**[13:41] F**
I can't believe there's no money exchange.
**[13:43] F**
Shows the limits of this world.
**[13:45] T**
About that...
**[13:46] T**
Are you sure it isn't best for
you to live in your own world?
**[13:52] T**
I'm sure it's hard to live here
without a human you get along with.
**[14:01] T**
There is a human you'd be
all right with, Mr. Fafnir!
**[14:06] Takiya**
Who is it?
**[14:08] Takiya**
Tohru-dono!
**[14:09] Takiya**
Oh, if it isn't Fafnir-dono!
**[14:13] Takiya**
I'm surprised you knew where I lived.
**[14:16] T**
I asked Miss Kobayashi.
**[14:18] T**
So, Mr. Takiya.
**[14:20] Takiya**
What is it?
**[14:21] Takiya**
Actually, would you let Mr. Fafnir
here... stay with you for a while?
**[14:27] Takiya**
Oh, Fafnir-dono?
**[14:30] T**
Y-Yes.
**[14:31] Takiya**
Sure thing.
**[14:32] T**
Huh? You mean it?!
**[14:34] Takiya**
Well, it's a little cramped, but...
**[14:37] T**
You really mean it?!
**[14:39] T**
I know I'm one to talk, but this
dragon's fairly dangerous.
**[14:44] F**
Hey, about last time...
**[14:46] Takiya**
You mean the game?
**[14:48] F**
What others are there?
**[14:50] T**
Well, come on in.
**[14:52] F**
Tell me more about them.
**[14:53] T**
Sure thing.
**[14:57] T**
*Was Mr. Fafnir really worried about me?*
**[15:06] Teacher**
Yes. Now let's conduct the experiment
according to the chart in your textbooks.
**[15:10] Student**
Yes.
**[15:12] Kanna**
I forgot my text book. Show me yours?
**[15:16] Saikawa**
I-I guess I have to.
**[15:27] Magician**
*Now try bending it.*
***SIGN*** ESP! Bending spoons
**[15:29] Magician**
*You don't need to use any strength.*
**[15:31] Magician**
*Just bend it with your will.*
**[15:37] T**
He didn't bend it with
strength just now, did he?
**[15:38] Announcer**
*Incredible! How did it happen?!*
**[15:40] Kanna**
Doesn't look like he used magic either.
**[15:43] T**
If I recall, he did something like this...
**[15:48] T**
Oh, not that.
***SIGN*** Bend
***SIGN*** Bend
***SIGN*** Bend
***SIGN*** Snap...
***SIGN*** Bend
**[15:58] K**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Hiss!!
**[16:00] K**
Ah, you've bent them all.
**[16:03] T**
S-Sorry.
**[16:05] K**
What were you trying to do?
**[16:07] Kanna**
Kobayashi! That! That!
**[16:09] Magician**
*Now this 100 yen coin will
pass through the cup!*
**[16:10] K**
Oh, that's what you were doing.
**[16:12] K**
Is that rare? ESP?
**[16:15] T**
ESP?!
**[16:17] T**
So humans really do have hidden powers?!
**[16:25] T**
I knew Miss Kobayashi wasn't
just an ordinary person!
**[16:28] Kanna**
God! Kobayashi God!
**[16:30] T**
Indeed!
**[16:31] K**
Listen!
**[16:32] K**
These are magic tricks.
**[16:34] K**
Anyone can do them once they learn how.
**[16:37] T**
Anyone?
**[16:39] T**
*I've heard of this before.*
**[16:40] T**
* Humans usually only use about*
* 10% of their brain capacity.*
**[16:45] T**
* In other words, if humans put their minds to it,*
* anyone would be able to use super powers.*
**[16:50] T**
* To be able to when they try.*
* What crafty, lazy creatures.*
**[16:54] T**
*I can't forgive humans!*
**[16:56] T**
*Never!*
**[16:56] K**
You're thinking something weird again.
**[16:59] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, this book was
on Kobayashi's shelf.
***SIGN*** You Can Do It, Too! ESP
**[17:04] T**
Well done, Kanna!
**[17:05] K**
Oh, that's a book I bought long ago.
**[17:07] T**
I see. So if you do this,
then power enters your hand.
**[17:10] K**
That's all fiction though.
**[17:13] T**
Training! This book provides good training!
**[17:17] T**
I'm going training!
**[17:18] K**
Tohru's easily influenced, huh?
**[17:20] T**
Miss Kobayashi, come with me!
**[17:23] K**
Well, I'm free, so sure.
**[17:25] T**
Oh, I'll fix your spoons first.
**[17:27] K**
You don't need ESP, Tohru.
**[17:34] K**
Again? How cliche.
***SIGN*** Training 1 Mental Fortification
**[17:39] T**
Will I actually learn how
to do it by doing this?
**[17:53] K**
It doesn't matter if you can do it, does it?
**[17:56] T**
Empty the mind.
**[17:58] T**
Right now, I have no desires.
***SIGN*** Training 2 Meditation
**[18:01] Kanna**
Kobayashi, I'm hungry.
**[18:03] T**
Weakling!
**[18:06] T**
Wha?!
**[18:09] T**
Me, too!
**[18:11] K**
Here.
***SIGN*** Training 3 Clairvoyance
**[18:17] T**
Star!
**[18:19] Kanna**
Wrong.
**[18:21] T**
Miss Kobayashi! Miss
Kobayashi! Miss Kobayashi!
***SIGN*** Training 4 Thoughtography
**[18:24] T**
M-Miss Kobayashi?!
**[18:26] K**
That's your horn, right?
***SIGN*** Training 5 Forms
***SIGN*** Training 5 Forms
***SIGN*** Training 6 Sparring
**[18:41] T**
Miss Kobayashi, please look! This is our...
**[18:46] T**
Compilation: Bear Slayer!
***SIGN*** Training Compilation
***SIGN*** Bear Slayer
**[18:49] K**
What do you want to become?
**[18:56] T**
Why?!
**[19:00] K**
Listen, Tohru.
**[19:02] K**
You can do plenty of things humans can't,
so isn't that good enough?
**[19:08] T**
No!
**[19:09] T**
I don't want to lose to humans!
**[19:12] T**
I can't be inferior to them in any way!
**[19:16] T**
Absolutely not!
**[19:19] T**
Absolutely.
**[19:21] K**
*I don't think it's like that, Tohru.*
**[19:25] K**
* I think you actually want*
* to understand humans,*
**[19:28] K**
* and that's why you're so desperate*
* to understand what you can't.*
**[19:37] K**
Tohru.
**[19:38] K**
You search for the spoon's center of gravity,
**[19:42] K**
then using the principle
of leverage here, there.
**[19:53] T**
Huh?
**[19:54] K**
Once you understand, it's simple, isn't it?
**[19:56] K**
This is, at least. But there are
some things that aren't that way.
**[20:01] K**
So, Tohru, you should focus on the
things only you can do.
**[20:11] T**
Right.
**[20:12] T**
I understand.
**[20:19] T**
I understand.
**[20:29] K**
Tohru.
**[20:36] T**
Well!
**[20:37] T**
I'm going to show you a
power only I can use!
**[20:42] T**
Please watch, Miss Kobayashi!
**[20:44] K**
But don't break anything, okay?
**[20:47] T**
Then there's not much I can do.
**[20:50] K**
Are you the avatar of destruction?
**[20:51] Kanna**
I can produce electricity.
***SIGN*** Magic Show of the Century
**[20:57] Announcer**
*Now, the beautiful lady has
entered the box. Please watch.*
**[21:01] Announcer**
*This is the super magic
of instant teleportation!*
**[21:03] T**
This!
**[21:06] Announcer**
*Now, it's the moment of the century.*
**[21:15] Announcer**
*What?! Huh? Wha? A maid?*
**[21:17] Announcer**
*A maid has appeared from the box!*
**[21:19] Announcer**
*This isn't what we planned? Huh?*
**[21:26] Kids**
Hey, hey, give me a big helping!
***SIGN*** Milk
**[21:28] Saikawa**
*Sweet and sour pork with pineapples?*
**[21:32] Saikawa**
*I hate this.*
**[21:39] Saikawa**
*C-Cute!*
**[21:42] Kanna**
We're likely to have
leftovers, so here's extra.
**[21:47] Sai**
*Extra?!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] T**
Miss Kobayashi, I learned new magic!
**[23:28] K**
Wow.
**[23:29] T**
Please take a look at this coin on a string.
**[23:31] K**
Okay.
**[23:32] T**
You will fall deeper and deeper in
love with Tohru! In love with Tohru!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited)
**[23:36] K**
That's not magic.
# E6 - Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR093M17R/home-visit-and-homes-not-visited)
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**[00:07] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san, Kanna-san.
**[00:09] Saikawa**
Want to come play at my place next time?
**[00:11] Kanna**
Your place?
**[00:14] Kanna**
Is it fun?
**[00:15] S**
It's fun!
**[00:16] S**
I have lots of games and snacks.
**[00:18] S**
Plus we have our own maid, too!
**[00:21] Kanna**
Maid?
**[00:22] S**
You could bring your maid with you, as well.
**[00:25] S**
You know, the one who
joined us for dodgeball.
**[00:28] S**
When I talked about that,
our maid said she'd love to meet her.
**[00:32] S**
She wants to have a chance
to discuss being a maid.
**[00:34] S**
So it's okay, right, Kanna-san?
**[00:36] Kanna**
All right.
**[02:13] Tohru**
This is the place?
**[02:15] Tohru**
The reckless person who dares
challenge me as a maid lives here?
**[02:19] Tohru**
I'll crush her!
**[02:20] K**
Why am I here, too?
**[02:22] Kanna**
Because you know a lot about maids.
**[02:25] S**
Welcome! Welcome! Kanna-san!
**[02:27] S**
And your maid, and... Uh...
**[02:31] Kanna**
This is Kobayashi. She's my guardian.
**[02:34] S**
Oh, hello, Kanna-san's mother.
**[02:36] K**
Moth—?!
**[02:37] K**
Do I look that old?
**[02:40] T**
Don't worry, Miss Kobayashi!
**[02:42] T**
Compared to me,
all humans are practically babies.
**[02:45] Georgie**
Young Lady, I believe introductions are due.
**[02:48] S**
Oh, right.
**[02:50] S**
Let me introduce you.
**[02:51] S**
This is our family's maid.
**[02:53] Georgie**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[02:56] Georgie**
I am Georgie, and I serve
this family as their maid.
***SIGN*** Georgie
**[03:00] T**
You don't seem to be dressed
like much of a maid.
**[03:05] T**
There's no black and white, for a start.
**[03:06] K**
No, there actually isn't a set uniform
for maids in the first place.
**[03:11] K**
As their role as servants grew larger
over a long period of history,
**[03:15] K**
their outfits evolved
into what we know today.
**[03:18] Georgie**
Yes.
**[03:19] Georgie**
This maid outfit is as one
created with a young girl's
**[03:22] Georgie**
wages after entering the service.
**[03:24] Georgie**
I'm humbled by your discerning eye.
**[03:27] K**
In other words...
**[03:28] G**
You and I are...
**[03:30] Both**
Comrades!
**[03:31] T**
Huh?! Miss Kobayashi, please don't
be swayed by this strange maid!
**[03:37] G**
You must be Tohru-san.
**[03:39] G**
I've heard the rumors about
you in the shopping district.
**[03:41] G**
I've wanted to discuss maids
with you for a while.
**[03:46] K**
That's great!
**[03:48] G**
This way please!
**[03:49] T**
Huh?!
**[03:51] T**
* Oh, but this is the first time Miss Kobayashi's*
* pulled me along so purposefully.*
**[03:58] S**
Well, Kanna-san, do you
want to play in my room?
**[04:02] Kanna**
Yup.
**[04:08] S**
Wh-What should we play?
**[04:11] Kanna**
What's that?
**[04:13] S**
Oh, this is Twister. For kids.
**[04:17] Kanna**
I want to try.
**[04:19] S**
Sure, let's give it a go.
**[04:22] Game**
*Player one, left hand, yellow.*
**[04:24] S**
So you follow the directions and place
your hands and feet on the proper colors.
**[04:28] Game**
*Player two, right hand, blue.*
**[04:30] S**
Your turn, Kanna-san.
**[04:31] Kanna**
Mm.
**[04:33] Game**
*Player one, left foot, red.*
**[04:35] S**
Oh, o-okay, red.
**[04:38] Game**
*Player two, right hand, blue.*
**[04:40] Kanna**
Blue.
**[04:41] Game**
*Right foot, red.*
**[04:43] ---**
Red.
**[04:45] Game**
*Left foot...*
**[04:46] Kanna**
Green.
**[04:47] S**
*Ah, K-Kanna-san's so...*
**[04:50] S**
*soft!*
**[04:54] Kanna**
I want to play a video game.
**[04:56] S**
I-I have plenty of video games.
**[04:59] Kanna**
A fun one.
**[05:00] S**
A fun one, huh?
**[05:04] K**
What a nice smell.
**[05:06] K**
Is it first flush?
**[05:08] Georgie**
Impressive.
**[05:10] Georgie**
I did manage to acquire some
first flush Darjeeling.
**[05:13] T**
Oh! I know about that!
It's a good, fresh tea, right?
**[05:17] T**
I know that much!
**[05:19] K**
Oh, this is an antique cup!
**[05:22] K**
Is it from the Victorian era?
**[05:24] Georgie**
Yes, I picked it up from a flea market.
**[05:27] K**
Georgie-san, what led you to like maids?
**[05:30] G**
At first it was a picture book.
**[05:31] G**
It was a story of a young
lady becoming a maid...
**[05:33] K**
I read that, too!
**[05:35] G**
You, too, Kobayashi-san?
**[05:37] K**
They were professionals
entrusted with the house!
**[05:40] G**
Their pride and dignified
figures moved my heart!
**[05:43] K**
Changing clothes between
morning and afternoon...
**[05:45] G**
Always paying attention to their
appearance even when busy with work!
**[05:49] K**
Their beautiful deportment!
**[05:51] S**
How about this game?
***SIGN*** Riko
**[05:53] Kanna**
Mm.
**[05:54] S**
Okay.
**[05:57] S**
Here.
**[05:58] Kanna**
Sit there.
**[05:59] S**
Huh? Oh, sure.
**[06:02] S**
Here, right?
**[06:03] S**
Okay.
**[06:04] S**
Wait, huh?
**[06:06] Kanna**
This spot's most comfortable.
**[06:10] S**
I-I-I'm so happy!
**[06:13] Kanna**
Saikawa, that's too tight.
**[06:14] S**
Oh, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it...
**[06:18] Kanna**
Hey, Saikawa.
**[06:20] S**
Yes?
**[06:21] Kanna**
Do you think I'm getting along
with the kids in our class?
**[06:24] S**
Well, of course you are.
**[06:27] S**
You can do everything,
and everyone praises you.
**[06:31] Kanna**
It feels different to me though.
**[06:33] Kanna**
I can't explain it well,
**[06:35] Kanna**
but I want something like what
Kobayashi and Tohru share.
**[06:41] S**
Kanna-san...
**[06:42] S**
I like you a lot, Kanna-san.
**[06:45] S**
I want to be even closer to you.
**[06:47] S**
Frankly, I'd love to marry you.
**[06:51] Kanna**
Then...
**[06:53] Kanna**
Let's be even closer, okay?
**[06:56] S**
U-Uh, um, I need to prepare my heart.
**[07:00] Kanna**
Saikawa...
**[07:02] Tohru**
I can't take it!
**[07:04] K**
Don't run!
**[07:05] Georgie**
Join us in discussing maids!
**[07:09] T**
Save me, Kanna!
**[07:10] Kanna**
Mm.
**[07:11] S**
Huh?
**[07:19] K**
So Georgie-san is Saikawa-san's
older sister, huh?
**[07:23] K**
I guess she goes by the nickname Georgie
when disguising herself as a maid.
**[07:27] T**
So she wasn't a maid, but a maid fanatic.
**[07:32] Saikawa**
Back then...
**[07:34] Saikawa**
What was Kanna-san about to do to me?
**[07:41] Kanna**
I wanted to...
**[07:50] K**
Hmm, it's raining a lot.
**[07:54] T**
Understood!
**[07:56] K**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[08:03] K**
You decided to move from your world to ours?
**[08:06] Lucoa**
Yeah.
**[08:08] K**
Why would you do that?
**[08:09] L**
Lately I've been hanging
out with you more often,
**[08:13] L**
and being here's a little more convenient, y'know?
**[08:15] L**
Plus it's closer.
**[08:17] K**
Huh? To what?
**[08:19] Lucoa**
I'm living at someone else's house,
just like Tohru.
**[08:23] Lucoa**
Do you want to stop by?
**[08:26] K**
Sure, but are you sure it's okay?
**[08:28] L**
Yeah. I want to clear up
the misunderstanding, too.
**[08:30] K**
Misunderstanding?
**[08:31] L**
Actually, that's partly why I
decided to live in this world...
**[08:38] L**
It happened one day while I
was on my way home from here.
**[08:43] (Flashback) L**
Huh?
**[08:44] (Flashback) L**
Is someone performing a ritual nearby?
**[08:46] (Flashback) L**
Hmm? A child?
**[08:51] (Flashback) L**
Guess I'll go see.
**[09:00] T**
You let yourself be summoned by a ritual
some kid did because they were curious?
**[09:04] T**
And you agreed to be their servant?
**[09:07] L**
Well, what's wrong with that?
**[09:08] L**
It seems they're from a
family line of mages.
**[09:11] L**
They accepted me pretty easily.
**[09:13] K**
So the misunderstanding you
want to clear up is...?
**[09:16] L**
They think I'm a demon.
**[09:19] L**
Do you think you could talk
some sense into them?
**[09:23] L**
Ah, we're here.
**[09:25] L**
This is Shouta's house.
**[09:28] L**
Come on, come in.
**[09:29] K**
Huh? It's okay?
**[09:31] L**
No one's around at this hour.
**[09:33] L**
I'm using one of the rooms upstairs,
so we can relax in there.
**[09:37] L**
Tea's all I can offer you though.
**[09:41] K**
Okay.
**[09:42] L**
What?
**[09:43] K**
First, there's something I'd like to ask.
**[09:45] L**
Hmm?
**[09:46] K**
What are you, Lucoa-san?
**[09:48] L**
What do you mean?
**[09:49] K**
Well, I thought you were a
dragon like Tohru, but...
**[09:54] Lucoa**
Oh right, I didn't tell you.
**[09:57] Lucoa**
I guess I'm what you'd
classify as an ex-goddess.
**[10:02] K**
Ex?
**[10:03] Tohru**
Her colleague served her cursed liquor,
and then while she was drunk—
**[10:07] K**
Oh, you mentioned that before.
**[10:10] Tohru**
Because of that, she was driven
from her seat as goddess.
**[10:13] K**
Then you might as well be a demon.
**[10:15] L**
Well, I'm still responsible for
spreading civilization far and wide,
**[10:20] L**
so it's hard to call myself a demon.
***SIGN*** Ex-Goddess
**[10:22] L**
Which is why I prefer "ex-goddess,"
"feathered serpent," or "Venusian."
***SIGN*** Feathered Serpent
***SIGN*** Venusian
**[10:27] K**
How do you get Venusian?
**[10:31] K**
Oh, someone's home.
**[10:33] Lucoa**
Shouta, the one who summoned me.
**[10:38] T**
He seems really fidgety.
***SIGN*** Magatsuchi Shouta
**[10:41] L**
He's always like that when I'm home.
**[10:44] K**
Well, when he's with an older woman
whose body is an agitator of lust...
**[10:49] L**
That's why I've tried sleeping with him and
bathing with him to make him less nervous,
**[10:56] L**
but none of it has worked.
**[11:02] Shouta**
She invited people here!
**[11:03] L**
Welcome home, Shouta!
**[11:05] L**
A-A familiar can't be acting on their own!
**[11:09] L**
Y-You demon!
**[11:10] L**
Are you planning to gather your
allies and take over our home?!
**[11:13] K**
Looks like he wants to appear strong.
**[11:16] L**
So cute, isn't he?
***SIGN*** Ba-dump
**[11:20] L**
Sorry, Shouta.
**[11:23] Shouta**
A-As long as you understand!
**[11:24] L**
I called these two here today to
help you properly understand me.
**[11:31] Shouta**
What do you mean?
**[11:33] L**
I'm not actually a demon. I'm a dragon.
**[11:36] Shouta**
Huh? But I used a demon summoning circle...
**[11:39] L**
I thought it might be dangerous
**[11:41] L**
if a fiendish demon appeared
in that summoning circle,
**[11:45] L**
so I answered the call first.
**[11:47] Shouta**
N-No way...
**[11:49] Shouta**
But it can't be possible for me to
summon a dragon with my magic power.
**[11:53] Shouta**
Y-You're just bluffing to make yourself
seem more powerful, aren't you?!
**[11:56] Shouta**
You won't fool me, demon!
**[11:59] L**
You see? It's like this every time.
**[12:02] K**
I see.
**[12:03] Tohru**
Shouta.
**[12:04] Shouta**
Yes?
**[12:05] T**
Apparently you're from a family of mages,
but why did you perform that summoning ritual?
**[12:10] Shouta**
W-Well... Because I wanted to be
accepted as a full-fledged mage.
**[12:17] Shouta**
In this world mages are living quiet lives,
but one day we'll return to our original world.
**[12:24] Shouta**
My father's maintained our power
**[12:26] Shouta**
for the sake of that day,
and worked hard to pass it down to me.
**[12:30] Shouta**
So I want to hurry up and...
**[12:32] K**
Hmm, so you summoned Lucoa-san in
order to prove your own power?
**[12:38] K**
I kind of feel bad for Lucoa-san then.
**[12:43] Shouta**
Now that you mention it...
**[12:46] K**
Even if she were a demon,
**[12:47] K**
it would cause trouble for her to
be summoned when she wasn't needed.
**[12:50] K**
Even after summoning her,
**[12:52] K**
you can't take her with
you to elementary school,
**[12:54] K**
so there's no point in her
staying in this home.
**[12:55] Shouta**
Everything you say is right.
**[12:58] L**
Hey...
**[12:58] Shouta**
Well, Lucoa, I'm sorry.
**[13:00] L**
*Isn't this implying I should leave?*
**[13:03] L**
No, I don't want to go home!
**[13:06] Shouta**
You don't?
**[13:08] T**
But you can't just stay
here doing nothing, right?
**[13:11] T**
Even I'm working as a splendid
maid to help Miss Kobayashi.
**[13:16] K**
Huh? You are?
**[13:17] T**
That's mean!
**[13:18] Shouta**
My mother handles all the housework.
**[13:23] L**
In other words, you're saying I need to do
something for Shouta in order to stay here?
**[13:29] L**
How about more gold than you can ever use?
**[13:32] Shouta**
Don't need it, because Father can use alchemy.
**[13:35] L**
I could teach you agricultural technology?
**[13:38] Shouta**
I don't want to be a farmer.
**[13:40] L**
How about strong charisma?
**[13:43] Shouta**
That would just cause more
problems if I had it now.
**[13:46] L**
Then how about vast magical power?
**[13:49] Shouta**
Hmm, that's kind of appealing.
**[13:52] L**
Then it's settled.
**[13:54] Shouta**
But I don't need it.
**[13:55] L**
Huh? Why not?
**[13:56] Shouta**
I don't think there's much point if you
don't work hard to earn that for yourself.
**[14:00] L**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Useless
**[14:02] K**
Shouta-kun's level-headed.
**[14:05] T**
Miss Lucoa, I don't think
you'll be much help to him.
**[14:08] L**
Then this is all I have left...
**[14:12] L**
My body.
**[14:14] Shouta**
You really are a demonic succubus!
**[14:17] L**
Huh? Huh?!
**[14:19] T**
You tied your own noose.
**[14:24] K**
Man, it's novel seeing
Lucoa-san getting flustered.
**[14:29] T**
At this rate she'll be treated
as a succubus for a while.
**[14:33] K**
By the way, Tohru.
**[14:35] T**
Yes, yes?
**[14:35] K**
I've noticed something really
bad about that house.
**[14:39] T**
Huh? What is it?
**[14:40] T**
From what I could see,
it was just an ordinary home.
**[14:44] K**
Well, Shouta-kun's father...
**[14:47] K**
I found out from the pictures of him, but...
***SIGN*** To Shouta Welcome home! I'll be home after I hit the store, so wait for me! From Mama
**[14:50] K**
I think he's my company's director.
**[14:52] T**
Wow, small world!
**[14:57] L**
Shouta!
**[14:59] S**
Stay out!
**[15:00] L**
Come on, I'm not a demon. Look closer!
**[15:03] Shouta**
Go away, demon!
**[15:05] L**
You need to look!
**[15:06] Shouta**
Don't come near me!
**[15:14] T**
It's still pouring outside.
**[15:17] T**
Well, it is the rainy season.
**[15:20] K**
Let's hang this.
**[15:24] T**
What is that?
**[15:26] ---**
A teruterubouzu.
**[15:27] Kanna**
A teruterubouzu?
**[15:30] T**
Will something like that
really make it clear up?
**[15:33] K**
Well, eventually.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Home Visit! (And Homes Not Visited)
**[15:48] Takiya**
Well, Kobayashi-san, see you later.
**[15:50] K**
Thanks for today.
**[15:53] K**
Guess I should head home, too.
**[15:55] K**
I'm hungry anyway.
**[15:59] T**
Looks like you didn't work overtime today.
**[16:02] T**
I'm happy you came home early!
**[16:05] K**
I come home when I can.
**[16:07] K**
Takiya-kun went home at
the regular time, too.
**[16:09] T**
Takiya...
**[16:10] K**
I wonder if Takiya-kun and Fafnir-san
are getting along well.
**[16:15] T**
Now that you mention it,
I haven't seen him lately.
**[16:18] Kanna**
I saw him today.
**[16:19] K**
Huh? Where?
**[16:21] Kanna**
On the way home from school, in the park.
**[16:24] Kanna**
He was jumping in circles over and over,
**[16:26] Kanna**
mumbling something.
**[16:29] T**
That cursed dragon,
what on earth is he doing?
**[16:33] K**
What is he up to?
**[16:36] Takiya**
Kings!
**[16:37] F**
Rule.
**[16:37] Taki**
Citizens!
**[16:38] F**
Suck.
**[16:39] T**
Nyami-nyami.
**[16:40] F**
Rules.
**[16:41] Both**
Kaboom!
**[16:44] Takiya**
Nice!
**[16:45] Takiya**
You're doing great!
**[16:47] Takiya**
You've improved a whole lot, Faf-kun!
**[16:50] F**
Who's Faf-kun?
**[16:52] Takiya**
Oh, you don't like it?
**[16:55] Takiya**
My apologies then.
**[16:58] Takiya**
So, now you're all set for the call
and respond part of tomorrow's event!
**[17:02] F**
And I can obtain a limited edition
item at that event, right?
**[17:06] Takiya**
That's right.
**[17:08] Takiya**
Today we're having curry.
**[17:10] F**
Mild?
**[17:11] Takiya**
That's right.
**[17:14] Takiya**
Thanks for the meal.
**[17:16] Takiya**
Now...
**[17:19] F**
I won't lose today.
**[17:22] F**
Damn traps!
**[17:23] Takiya**
What did you just hide?
**[17:25] F**
You idiot, you can't go that way!
**[17:27] Takiya**
Got the weapon!
**[17:29] Fafnir**
Urk, I fainted.
**[17:31] Takiya**
Victory's mine.
**[17:33] F**
I know.
**[17:36] F**
I won't lose next time.
**[17:38] Takiya**
Bring it on.
**[17:48] Takiya**
Fafnir-dono, there's a game I'd
like you to try playing for a bit.
**[17:52] F**
The game you're selling at Comiket again?
**[17:54] Takiya**
That's right.
**[17:56] Takiya**
I'm at about the 80% mark.
**[17:59] F**
Where's that?
**[18:00] Taki**
About here.
**[18:09] F**
Can't you add anything to this part?
**[18:11] Takiya**
Ah, that part does need something, doesn't it?
**[18:20] Takiya**
Fafnir-dono, how many hours
a day are you logged in?
**[18:25] F**
Roughly 21.
**[18:27] Takiya**
What level are you at right now?
**[18:29] F**
280.
**[18:30] F**
I've cleared all the limited
time events, so I'm free now.
**[18:33] Takiya**
You're on the fast-track
to gaming addiction, huh?
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again?
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again?
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you.
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz Crystalite: He's here almost all the time, isn't he?
***SIGN*** Hades 7: Huh? Ooyama-san, you're on again? Ooyama Takeshi: Don't talk to me, I'll kill you. Ebony Holy Knight: PK's impossible lolz Crystalite: He's here almost all the time, isn't he? Crystalite: Hard to believe he's human!
***SIGN*** Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human.
***SIGN*** Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you.
***SIGN*** Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you. Nayuta-san: As expected, Ooyama-san!
***SIGN*** Ooyama Takeshi: I told you, I'm not human. Ooyama Takeshi: Don't group me with the rest of you. Nayuta-san: As expected, Ooyama-san! ChronosT: His roleplaying's crazy.
**[18:54] Takiya**
Oh, right, Fafnir-dono.
**[18:56] F**
What?
**[18:58] Takiya**
Today I bought some hair conditioner
on my way home from work.
**[19:02] F**
And that will help with my hair?
**[19:04] Takiya**
Yes.
**[19:16] Takiya**
Another all-nighter today?
**[19:19] Takiya**
Well, I'm out.
**[19:20] Takiya**
Good night, Fafnir-dono.
**[19:28] Takiya**
Fafnir-dono, good morning.
**[19:32] Takiya**
This morning we have natto and rice.
**[19:34] F**
Mild?
**[19:36] Takiya**
This doesn't work that way.
**[19:43] Kanna**
Rain, rain, rain...
**[19:47] T**
Kanna's really happy about
her new umbrella, huh?
**[19:50] K**
Yeah.
**[19:55] K**
What are you doing?
**[19:56] T**
Don't you know, Miss Kobayashi?
**[19:58] T**
It's called sharing a lover's umbrella.
**[20:00] K**
No, I know that.
**[20:02] K**
But you have your own umbrella, don't you?
**[20:05] T**
I prefer this.
**[20:17] K**
Oh.
**[20:20] K**
Looks like they're getting along well.
**[20:23] T**
I shouldn't say this after recommending them
for each other, but Mr. Takiya's incredible.
**[20:28] T**
Being able to live with Mr. Fafnir.
**[20:34] Fafnir**
*Humans are either hits or misses.*
**[20:37] Fafnir**
* The misses make themselves known quickly,*
* but it takes time to know if you've found a hit.*
**[20:41] Fafnir**
* And spending that much time on*
* every person is bothersome.*
**[20:46] Fafnir**
*As far as I'm concerned,*
**[20:48] Fafnir**
* the misses that trespass on my home*
* to steal my treasure are better.*
**[20:53] Takiya**
Sorry for the wait.
**[20:55] F**
*However...*
**[20:56] Takiya**
I can't wait for the event, Faf-ku—ah!
**[21:01] F**
I don't mind.
**[21:01] Takiya**
Huh?
**[21:02] F**
You're a hit.
**[21:04] Takiya**
Faf...
**[21:05] F**
Let's hurry.
**[21:06] Takiya**
Oh, yes!
**[21:24] Tohru**
The teruterubouzu aren't working at all.
**[21:27] K**
Yeah, it's still raining.
**[21:30] Kanna**
I love the rain.
**[21:40] K**
True.
**[21:43] K**
Rain's not so bad.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] Shouta**
Lucoa, you're forbidden from
approaching me naked from now on!
**[23:29] Shouta**
That's an order!
**[23:30] Lucoa**
But my clothes are my scales,
so I'm always naked.
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine
**[23:34] Shouta**
G-Get away from me you pervert!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly)
# E7 - Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNQ5M1XR/summers-staples-the-fanservice-episode-frankly)
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**[00:04] T**
Oh, so this is the beach in this world!
**[00:09] T**
With all these people here,
**[00:10] T**
it's tempting to just mow them all down
at once, isn't it, Miss Kobayashi?
**[00:13] K**
Don't do it.
**[00:14] Kanna**
The ocean here's salty?
**[00:16] K**
It is.
**[00:17] Kanna**
That's the same, then.
**[00:18] Lucoa**
The best thing about swimsuits
is that you can boldly show off more flesh.
**[00:22] K**
No, that's out.
**[00:24] L**
Really?
**[00:26] L**
What do you think, Shouta?
**[00:28] S**
*I-I don't know where to look...*
**[00:32] S**
This is reassuring.
**[00:33] K**
That doesn't make me happy to hear at all.
**[00:36] Security**
Excuse me, ma'am.
**[00:37] L**
Yes?
**[00:38] Security**
Could you come with me?
Your swimsuit is too skimpy.
**[00:40] L**
Huh? Um, hey!
**[00:42] K**
Well, that's to be expected.
**[02:17] L**
I'm finally back.
**[02:19] K**
You brought a spare swimsuit?
**[02:21] Lucoa**
It's my scales.
**[02:23] K**
Oh, that works for your swimsuits, too?
**[02:26] T**
Yes, we looked them up on the internet!
**[02:29] T**
Nice, aren't they?
**[02:29] K**
* I'm more envious of what's*
* filling out that swimsuit though.*
**[02:32] Kanna**
I want to play now.
**[02:34] T**
Right, let's go play!
**[02:37] T**
Miss Kobayashi, what will you do?
**[02:38] K**
Hmm, nothing much.
**[02:41] T**
What's the matter, Miss Kobayashi?
**[02:43] T**
You haven't been very excited all day.
**[02:45] K**
To be honest, I'm not a big fan of the beach.
**[02:48] Both**
Huh?!
**[02:49] L**
That's too honest.
**[02:51] K**
Well, it's hot, you get sunburned,
and sand is annoying.
**[02:54] Shouta**
Same for me.
**[02:55] Shouta**
I prefer the indoors.
**[02:57] T**
Then why did you come with us today?
**[03:00] K**
Well...
**[03:02] K**
Because I don't have much
else to do this summer.
**[03:04] K**
My manager asked me to look
after Shouta-kun, too,
**[03:08] K**
so I figured going with
everyone would be better.
**[03:11] T**
Oh, I know what's going on here!
**[03:13] T**
That tsundere thing, right?!
**[03:14] K**
Completely different.
**[03:15] Kanna**
I want to play now.
**[03:17] T**
Oh, right.
**[03:19] T**
Then, uh...
**[03:22] T**
First, let's put on sunscreen!
**[03:24] T**
What an inferior species,
**[03:25] T**
having skin that gets damaged if you
don't coat yourselves in such a thing.
**[03:29] T**
Now, here I go, Miss Kobayashi!
**[03:31] K**
Do anything weird and you're fired.
**[03:33] T**
Yes.
**[03:34] L**
Well, Shouta, could you?
**[03:37] L**
There. Go ahead.
**[03:40] L**
Come on.
**[03:45] S**
I-I can't!
**[03:47] L**
I see.
**[03:48] L**
Switch, then.
**[03:58] L**
Well, Shouta?
**[04:00] S**
W-Well what?
**[04:02] L**
Am I coating you right?
**[04:04] S**
You really are a demon, aren't you?
**[04:06] L**
Huh?!
**[04:08] S**
Why are you trying to seduce me?!
**[04:12] T**
Miss Lucoa, why don't you
just try being a demon?
**[04:16] Kanna**
I want to play now.
**[04:17] T**
Next is watermelon splitting.
**[04:19] Kanna**
I'm in.
**[04:20] T**
Further right!
**[04:22] L**
Ah, you went too far. A little left!
**[04:25] T**
Yes, yes, now just go straight.
**[04:27] T**
Okay, stop.
**[04:34] Kanna**
Yay.
**[04:35] T**
Impressive, Kanna!
**[04:37] T**
You obliterated every last trace of it.
**[04:39] K**
Yeah, oh well.
**[04:41] Kanna**
I want to swim!
**[04:42] T**
Sure, let's go!
**[04:44] K**
Don't go too far out.
**[04:47] T**
Why not?
**[04:48] K**
It's dangerous.
**[04:50] T**
Oh, you're right.
He is scary, that Leviathan.
**[04:54] T**
That one time I was nearly
killed really was a disaster.
**[04:58] K**
What did you do?
**[04:59] T**
I saw him from behind and mistook him
for Rahab when calling out to him.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Lev**
Why you! I'll kill you!
**[05:04] K**
Well, no, it's because no one can
help you if you start to drown.
**[05:07] T**
Oh yeah, you humans can't
breathe under water, can you?
**[05:10] T**
What an inferior species.
**[05:12] K**
You can, Tohru?
**[05:14] T**
I can. Swimming to my heart's
content feels really good.
**[05:17] K**
*Does she have gills or something?*
**[05:19] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, let's race to there.
**[05:22] T**
You're on.
**[05:24] T**
Miss Kobayashi,
please give us the signal!
**[05:27] K**
Sure.
**[05:28] K**
On your marks,
**[05:30] K**
ready,
**[05:31] K**
go!
**[05:32] K**
Ah, I forgot to tell them to hold back.
**[05:38] T**
Not bad, Kanna.
**[05:40] Kanna**
Impressive, Lady Tohru.
**[05:41] T**
First!
**[05:45] K**
You went overboard.
**[05:46] Both**
I'm sorry.
**[05:49] K**
Well, I guess it's time for lunch.
**[05:54] Both**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Ocean
***SIGN*** Beach Hut
***SIGN*** Food Shaved Ice
**[05:58] All**
Thanks for the meal!
**[06:01] Kanna**
What's next?
**[06:02] T**
Well... Miss Kobayashi...?
**[06:06] T**
What's wrong, Miss Kobayashi?
**[06:09] K**
Nothing. I just noticed that old man
hasn't changed much since back then.
***SIGN*** Strawberry Melon Lemon Blue Hawaii
**[06:14] T**
Back then?
**[06:14] K**
Yeah. When I was still a kid,
I came here with my family.
**[06:21] T**
*Family...*
**[06:23] (Flashback) Father**
Kill them! Kill them! Kill them!
**[06:27] K**
What's the matter?
**[06:31] T**
Nothing.
**[06:34] T**
Miss Kobayashi?
**[06:36] K**
Hmm?
**[06:37] T**
Could you tell me more about your family?
**[06:42] K**
Huh?
**[06:44] T**
Please?
**[06:46] K**
Well...
**[06:49] K**
I think it was a normal family.
**[06:51] K**
I was raised normally.
**[06:54] K**
They had me go to college.
**[06:57] K**
After that, I left home to work.
**[07:00] K**
Every now and then I talk to my parents
on the phone to tell them how I'm doing.
**[07:05] K**
Oh, I haven't seen them in a while.
**[07:11] T**
That's a normal human family?
**[07:14] K**
Probably.
**[07:15] T**
* Then why did Miss Kobayashi*
* accept a dragon like me?*
**[07:21] T**
* Why would someone born*
* and raised normally...*
**[07:25] T**
*Why?*
**[07:27] T**
*Does that mean...*
**[07:29] T**
* the humans of this world*
* could accept dragons?*
**[07:33] (Flashback) Father**
Kill them! Humans are evil! Kill them all!
**[07:38] K**
What's wrong, Tohru?
**[07:43] T**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[07:46] T**
It's just, well...
**[07:53] T**
I'm feeling listless.
**[07:58] K**
Tohru.
**[08:00] K**
Can I ride you?
**[08:19] K**
This really is incredible.
**[08:21] T**
It's been a while, so I'm excited!
**[08:27] K**
Hup.
**[08:33] K**
Tohru, aren't you homesick?
**[08:37] T**
That's not the case.
**[08:39] K**
But I feel like seeing my parents
after what we just talked about.
**[08:44] T**
Every now and then I would
like to see my parents.
**[08:48] T**
But it's all right.
**[08:50] K**
Really?
**[08:51] K**
Then what's bugging you?
**[08:54] T**
I thought about introducing
you to my parents.
**[08:59] K**
You should.
**[09:01] T**
I can't.
**[09:02] K**
Why not?
**[09:04] T**
Because I'm sure they'd kill you.
**[09:08] K**
That sounds violent, but I guess that's
common sense in your world, huh.
**[09:13] T**
It is.
**[09:15] T**
From my parent's point of view,
**[09:17] T**
I'm definitely the weird one,
not common sense.
**[09:21] T**
It's sad.
**[09:26] K**
* Talking to Tohru about things like*
* this is kind of heavy. And sad.*
**[09:33] K**
* It drives home the difference*
* between "understanding words"*
**[09:37] K**
*and "understanding each other".*
**[09:39] K**
* It makes me realize we've lived*
* in vastly different worlds.*
**[09:44] K**
* But maybe that's all the more reason I want*
* to cherish this time we have together.*
**[09:52] K**
I think that means you've
become independent.
**[09:56] T**
Independent?
**[09:57] K**
Yeah. You've developed your
own unique set of values.
**[10:01] T**
You mean I've become an adult?
**[10:04] K**
Who knows?
**[10:06] K**
I'm not sure.
**[10:07] K**
Most people don't try to become adults,
they just can't stay children any longer.
**[10:14] T**
Oh, you've hooked something, Miss Kobayashi.
**[10:22] K**
Tiny.
**[10:29] K**
Shall we head back?
**[10:30] T**
Yes.
**[10:44] Both**
Dragon fireworks?
**[10:46] K**
Yeah. I won them in a lottery
at the shopping district.
**[11:02] Kanna**
That's it?
**[11:03] K**
Yeah.
**[11:04] Both**
Huh?!
**[11:05] T**
A real dragon is way better than that!
**[11:20] Kanna**
Impressive, Lady Tohru!
***SIGN*** See, see! How's that, Miss Kobayashi?!
**[11:22] T**
Shee, shee! How'f thah, Mih Chofahashi?!
**[11:25] K**
I can't understand anything you're saying.
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Summer's Staples! (The Fanservice Episode, Frankly)
**[11:39] T**
What on Earth is this?!
**[11:41] K**
The admission line for Comiket.
**[11:43] T**
So we're supposed to provide
cover for Takiya here?
**[11:47] K**
Not cover. Help.
**[11:49] K**
Apparently two of his sellers
suddenly collapsed.
**[11:51] T**
Leave it to me!
**[11:53] T**
With my power, it will be easy
to exterminate them all.
**[11:55] K**
Don't.
**[11:56] T**
By the way, was leaving
Kanna behind a good idea?
**[11:59] K**
There's a lot here that
can't be shown to children.
**[12:05] Takiya**
Man, thanks, you two!
**[12:07] Takiya**
You're a lifesaver!
**[12:08] K**
I owe you quite a bit anyway.
**[12:11] T**
You didn't ask Mr. Fafnir?
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine
***SIGN*** Bullet Hell Games
**[12:14] Takiya**
Oh, he's participating as a circle.
***SIGN*** Curse Anthology
**[12:17] K**
Huh?!
**[12:18] T**
Participating as a circle?
**[12:20] Takiya**
A circle's a group of people like us,
who sell things they made to other fans.
**[12:25] T**
I see. So why did Mr. Fafnir do that?
**[12:29] Takiya**
I recommended all kinds
of anime and games to him,
**[12:32] Takiya**
and at some point he started drawing his own.
**[12:35] T**
He's totally enjoying this world, isn't he?
**[12:37] Takiya**
Well, Kobayashi-san,
if you could handle sales,
**[12:39] Takiya**
and Tohru-chan, if you could
manage the line please.
**[12:42] K**
Sure thing.
**[12:44] T**
Hmph. All right then.
**[12:47] Announce**
*As of this moment,
the third day of Comic Market has begun.*
**[12:59] T**
Wh-What's this?
**[13:01] Staff**
Please don't run.
**[13:04] Staff**
Please don't run.
**[13:05] T**
*Everyone's just barely on the verge of running!*
***SIGN*** Desires
**[13:09] T**
Something powerful is holding
back their selfish impulses!
**[13:13] T**
What in the world?!
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine
**[13:15] Participant**
The new one, please.
**[13:16] K**
That's 1,000 yen.
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine
**[13:17] K**
Here, thank you very much.
**[13:19] Participant**
The new one and the previous one, please.
***SIGN*** Water Dragon Shrine WA-91
End of Line
**[13:21] T**
The end of the line for
Water Dragon Shrine starts here!
**[13:24] T**
I'm sorry, please group closer together.
**[13:30] T**
Hmm, for tens of thousands of
individuals to be able take such
**[13:35] T**
unified action without any
prior exercises or training...
**[13:38] T**
Something powerful must be influencing them.
**[13:41] Participant**
Um, excuse me.
**[13:43] T**
Yes?
**[13:44] Participant**
Are you a cosplayer?
**[13:46] T**
No, I'm not.
**[13:47] Participant**
Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
**[13:50] Participant**
I thought you were a cosplayer from abroad.
**[13:52] T**
I'm a real maid!
**[13:55] Participant**
Oh, I get it.
**[13:57] Participant**
You're in character.
**[13:58] Participant**
Wonderful.
**[13:59] T**
No, I'm the real thing!
**[14:01] Participant**
I understand your policy.
**[14:03] Participant**
If you don't mind, could I please
take your picture later?
**[14:07] T**
I told you, I'm real!
**[14:12] T**
The end of line starts here!
**[14:16] T**
*What incredible heat.*
**[14:18] T**
*It feels like I'm in a fire drake's stomach.*
**[14:22] Clerk**
Thank you very much!
**[14:23] T**
*I can't believe it's this bad.*
**[14:26] T**
*Comiket is not to be underestimated.*
**[14:29] T**
*Still,*
**[14:31] T**
* what in the world could be attracting this*
* many people and keeping them all in check?*
**[14:37] T**
*I don't get it.*
**[14:38] Takiya**
Tohru-chan!
**[14:40] Takiya**
Hey, thanks for your help.
**[14:42] Takiya**
Time to switch.
**[14:43] T**
I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Summer Homework, Science
Please select one of the following.
1) Sunflower Observation
2) Bug Collecting
3) Daily Weather
4) Electric Circuits
Sunflower Observation:
Observe the growth of a sunflower every day!
Bug Collecting: Catch bugs near convenience
stores, parks, or nearby plazas!
Paste the bugs you've gathered!
**[14:52] Kanna**
Bug collecting...
**[15:01] ---**
Crunchy...
***SIGN*** Grasshopper Moist
***SIGN*** Butterfly Flaky
***SIGN*** Cicada Crunchy
***SIGN*** Where did you find it?
***SIGN*** Let's Stick the Bugs We Found Here!
**[15:10] T**
Uh, I think it's around this area...
**[15:13] K**
What are you looking for?
**[15:14] T**
Mr. Fafnir.
**[15:16] T**
I figured I'd stop by since I'm on my break.
**[15:23] Fafnir**
Say nothing.
**[15:25] Fafnir**
I'll kill you.
**[15:26] T**
You're the one who looks dead, Mr. Fafnir.
**[15:29] K**
Well, that's what it's
like for first-timers.
**[15:32] T**
Can I have a look at your book?
**[15:34] Fafnir**
Hmph, help yourself.
***SIGN*** Curse Anthology
**[15:37] T**
*Curse Anthology*.
**[15:41] T**
Th-These are...
**[15:43] T**
You've printed real, effective curses!
**[15:46] T**
Even how to inflict them...
**[15:48] T**
You could curse someone to
death if you read this!
**[15:50] K**
Hey, hey!
**[15:51] T**
Only 1,000 yen?! That's cheap!
**[15:53] T**
This is a bargain!
**[15:55] K**
Wait, it's way too dangerous
to be selling that to others!
**[16:01] T**
Still, there are a lot of cosplayers here.
**[16:05] T**
There are a lot of humans dressed
up like the races from my world.
**[16:10] K**
They're having fun pretending to be
characters from anime and manga.
**[16:14] K**
You're practically the same, too, Tohru.
**[16:16] T**
I am a proper maid!
**[16:18] T**
No matter how you look at me,
I'm your loyal sex slave!
**[16:21] K**
That's not a maid.
**[16:24] T**
Hmm?
**[16:25] K**
What is it?
**[16:27] T**
The sahuagin, goblin, and witch over there...
**[16:30] K**
Oh, I wonder what they're from.
**[16:32] T**
They're real.
**[16:33] K**
Huh?
**[16:34] T**
Those three are real non-humans.
**[16:37] K**
Huh?!
**[16:38] T**
Excuse me!
**[16:40] T**
You're from the other world, right?
**[16:42] Sahagin**
Oh? You, too?
**[16:44] T**
Yes. What are you doing here today?
**[16:47] Witch**
I came to spread my wings.
**[16:50] Goblin**
I normally live disguised as a human,
**[16:53] Goblin**
but coming to events like this
lets me enjoy time in my real form.
**[16:57] T**
I see.
**[16:59] Sahagin**
Why not take the chance to
enjoy your real form, too?
**[17:04] T**
Oh, that's impossible.
**[17:06] T**
I'm a dragon.
**[17:09] Sahagin**
A dragon?!
**[17:10] T**
Yes.
**[17:10] Witch**
That damn monster?!
**[17:12] T**
Yes?
**[17:13] Goblin**
The one that could eat us all?!
**[17:15] T**
Huh?!
**[17:16] Three**
Run!
**[17:18] Staff**
Please don't run!
**[17:19] K**
Dragons must be doing some crazy things.
**[17:21] T**
They're wrong.
**[17:23] K**
Oh?
**[17:23] T**
When dragons get hungry, we
only eat as much as necessary...
**[17:27] T**
And in the end, this world
is the survival of the fittest, so...
**[17:29] K**
You're not denying it, just giving
supplementary explanation?
**[17:32] Staff**
You there!
**[17:33] Staff**
Come with me!
**[17:35] Staff**
Your outfit's out!
**[17:36] ---**
Huh? I, um...
**[17:37] Staff**
Did you not read the participant guide?!
**[17:38] T**
I guess Miss Lucoa came, too.
**[17:40] ---**
Wait...
**[17:41] K**
She never learns.
**[17:43] T**
Now that I look closer,
there's a lot more.
**[17:46] T**
Beings in their original form, that is.
**[17:48] K**
That many?
**[17:49] T**
Yes.
**[17:50] T**
Those with great presence have left records of
their stays in this world on different levels,
**[17:57] T**
like Mr. Fafnir and Miss Lucoa.
**[18:11] T**
Uh, umm...
**[18:20] T**
I'd like to return to my real form...
**[18:23] T**
for a little bit.
**[18:33] K**
As long as you keep it where
it won't cause trouble, you can.
**[18:41] T**
Sorry for the wait!
**[18:45] K**
Oh, can I take your picture?
**[18:49] T**
Yes!
**[18:52] Participant**
Excuse me, can I take one, too?
**[18:55] T**
Huh?
**[18:55] Participant**
Oh, me, too!
**[18:56] T**
Huh?!
**[19:00] Participant**
Excuse me, can I get your
eyes over here please?
**[19:02] Participant**
Over here, too, please!
**[19:03] K**
Oh, it's almost time.
**[19:04] Participant**
Over here, too, please!
**[19:06] K**
Oh, well.
**[19:08] Participant**
Hello. I came like I promised.
**[19:11] T**
Oh, hello.
**[19:12] T**
Hey, are you okay?
**[19:14] Participant**
Well, to be honest, it's pretty rough.
**[19:18] Participant**
But I can hang in there.
**[19:20] T**
Um, it seems like everyone here is being
drawn to this place by something powerful.
**[19:28] T**
Do you have any idea what that is?
**[19:34] Participant**
Well...
**[19:36] Participant**
I think it's something that only exists
in this place in this moment right now.
**[19:45] Participant**
And I think everyone loves that.
**[19:58] T**
I see.
**[20:01] T**
I understand that very well.
**[20:03] Participant**
Excuse me.
**[20:04] Participant**
Could you take your picture soon?
**[20:06] Participant**
Oh, right.
**[20:08] T**
Geh, there's another line forming?
**[20:12] Announce**
*As of now, Comic Market 90 is over.*
**[20:18] Announce**
*Thank you for participating, everyone.*
**[20:21] Announce**
*We'll see you again in winter!*
**[20:27] T**
I'm back.
**[20:29] K**
Good to see you. We managed fine
without you during the second half.
**[20:34] T**
I see. I'm sorry for ditching you.
**[20:37] K**
It's fine.
***SIGN*** We've Sold Out
**[20:41] T**
Oh, Mr. Fafnir, how'd it go?
**[20:45] T**
Poorly, it looks like.
**[20:48] K**
So how was it? What'd you
think of your first Comiket?
**[20:52] T**
Well...
**[20:58] T**
I reconfirmed my love for
you, Miss Kobayashi.
**[21:01] K**
Huh?
**[21:04] Takiya**
Kobayashi-dono! Tohru-dono!
**[21:05] Takiya**
You were a huge help today!
**[21:06] Takiya**
I'm truly grateful!
**[21:08] Takiya**
And I'd like to ask for your help
as staff again this winter!
**[21:11] T**
I'm done with this!
**[21:16] Sahagin**
What will we print for our next thin book?
**[21:18] Goblin**
How about a dragon maid girl?
**[21:20] Witch**
Nice!
**[21:25] K**
Free studies?
**[21:28] Kanna**
My summer homework.
**[21:30] Kanna**
What should I do for it?
**[21:32] K**
Well, I think you should
study something that you find
**[21:36] K**
mysterious or would like to know more about.
**[21:39] Kanna**
I see. Got it.
**[21:46] K**
What are you doing?
**[21:47] Kanna**
Studying you.
**[21:50] K**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san, there's a lot of
talk about Tohru-chan on the internet.
**[23:29] K**
I bet.
**[23:30] Takiya**
They mentioned you, too.
**[23:32] Takiya**
They said there was a sales lady
with dead-fish eyes.
**[23:34] K**
Sorry about that!
**[23:35] Takiya**
And they got turned on by those eyes.
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?)
**[23:37] K**
I just felt a chill.
**[23:38] ---**
# E8 - New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G675QQQVR/new-dragon-elma-shes-finally-appearing-huh)
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**[00:10] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[00:11] K**
Hmm?
**[00:12] Kanna**
Here.
***SIGN*** Field Trip Notice
**[00:16] K**
A lunchbox?
**[00:18] Kanna**
Yeah. Field trip, next week.
**[00:22] K**
Oh?
**[00:23] Kanna**
Make one!
**[00:25] K**
Sure. What kind of lunch would you like?
**[00:28] Tohru**
Oh, don't worry, Miss Kobayashi.
**[00:30] Tohru**
I'll do that.
**[00:32] Tohru**
I'm better at it.
**[00:36] K**
Oh? Is that so?
**[00:38] T**
Yes. I'm the best!
**[00:41] K**
Hah! I'm better than the best.
**[00:44] Tohru**
I'm even better than that.
**[00:47] K**
Oh? Look at you talk, Tohru.
**[00:54] T**
Seems like we'll have to settle this.
**[00:59] K**
Don't underestimate the master
of the house, Tohru!
**[01:05] Kanna**
What's happening now?
**[01:09] Both**
Field trip...
**[01:11] Both**
lunch...
**[01:17] Both**
competition! Three round match!
***SIGN*** Field Trip Lunch Competition Three Round Match!!
***SIGN*** - The Next Day -
***SIGN*** Commentator Judge Head Judge
***SIGN*** Commentator Judge Head Judge
**[02:56] K**
You guys even prepared this set?
**[03:02] Fafnir**
You'll each be making three dishes:
a salad, a meat course, and a dessert.
**[03:06] Fafnir**
Use all your skills and entertain me!
**[03:10] K**
What is your character even
supposed to be anymore?
**[03:13] Lucoa**
The ingredients are your choice.
**[03:15] Lucoa**
Stay within budget as you
make your decisions.
**[03:18] Lucoa**
Be sure not to strain
Miss Kobayashi's wallet.
**[03:23] K**
Hey!
**[03:23] Lucoa**
Now then...
**[03:27] Lucoa**
Begin!
**[03:30] Lucoa**
They're both driven to win.
**[03:32] Kanna**
Kobayashi's into it.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Fresh Vegetables
***SIGN*** Vegetables, Fruits
***SIGN*** Vegetables, Fruits
***SIGN*** Oboro Tomatoes On Sale!
***SIGN*** Oboro Tomatoes
Sweet Tomatoes!
***SIGN*** Meat
**[03:49] Tohru**
Done!
**[03:51] Lucoa**
First dish, complete!
**[03:54] Lucoa**
Contestant Kobayashi's appears
to just be cherry tomatoes.
**[03:59] T**
Did you throw the match?!
**[04:01] T**
Mine's a seafood and paprika Caesar salad!
**[04:05] T**
There's no comparing the two.
**[04:07] Fafnir**
Yeah, there's no need to compare them.
**[04:10] Fafnir**
The winner of the first round is Kobayashi.
**[04:13] T**
Wh-What?!
**[04:18] T**
I can't accept that!
**[04:19] T**
How did my special salad lose
to these cherry tomatoes?!
**[04:22] ---**
Here.
**[04:24] Lucoa**
Allow me to explain.
**[04:27] Lucoa**
That's because you didn't
understand what a lunchbox is,
**[04:33] Lucoa**
Contestant Tohru.
**[04:34] Lucoa**
The amount you prepared
**[04:37] Lucoa**
is too much!
***SIGN*** Shock!
**[04:50] T**
I'll win next round!
**[04:53] L**
Tohru.
**[04:53] F**
Tohru.
**[04:53] Kanna**
Lady Tohru.
**[04:55] K**
Huh?! Bacon and eggs don't work?!
***SIGN*** Head Judge
**[04:57] Kanna**
Hamburger's better.
**[04:58] K**
But bacon and eggs are delicious, right?
**[05:01] Kanna**
Hamburger's better!
***SIGN*** Head Judge
**[05:03] K**
They're no good.
**[05:04] K**
I often asked my parents
to make them though...
**[05:08] F**
Last is the dessert round.
**[05:10] F**
Something in a cup, or a fruit, would work.
**[05:13] F**
You're to bring one item that isn't cooked.
**[05:15] K**
Yes.
**[05:18] L**
Tohru.
**[05:20] L**
This is unusual, isn't it?
**[05:23] L**
For you and Miss Kobayashi to fight.
**[05:27] T**
It is...
**[05:29] T**
Why did I...?
**[05:34] T**
I'm heading off.
**[05:35] L**
Take care.
**[05:38] F**
This is deplorable.
**[05:41] L**
What's so bad?
**[05:43] L**
I'm happy to see Tohru like this.
**[05:47] T**
What should I bring for the third dish?
**[05:51] T**
But I'm going to win!
**[05:54] T**
Because...
**[05:55] T**
Because!
**[06:09] L**
This fight only happened because
you've grown so close to each other.
**[06:13] K**
Hmm?
**[06:15] L**
Maybe I should call it pro-wrestling?
**[06:18] K**
Every now and then is fine.
**[06:22] K**
She may be a maid,
**[06:24] K**
but she can be my friend, too.
**[06:28] F**
Are you saying you and a
dragon are equals, human?!
**[06:36] K**
Yeah.
**[06:39] K**
At least, Tohru and I both feel that way.
***SIGN*** Mini Jellies
**[06:42] K**
That's why we fought today.
**[06:45] K**
Huh?
**[06:46] K**
Is Tohru still gone?
**[06:51] F**
Close enough to fight, huh?
**[06:55] F**
Hmph.
**[06:56] F**
Disgusting.
**[07:04] T**
I'm back!
**[07:06] T**
Huh? Miss Kobayashi?
**[07:08] K**
You're late.
**[07:08] T**
I'm sorry.
**[07:12] T**
I won't lose!
**[07:14] K**
Yeah. I'm not going to lose either.
**[07:16] T**
Oh, I need to take off my shoes.
**[07:22] L**
Third round complete!
***SIGN*** Orange
**[07:28] K**
What's that?
**[07:30] T**
Oh, would you like some?
**[07:31] K**
Sure.
**[07:36] K**
It's good!
**[07:37] K**
What's this? Where do they sell it?
**[07:39] T**
Th-The shopping district, I guess?
**[07:42] L**
She's done it now.
**[07:44] F**
Yeah.
**[07:45] K**
Wow, a fruit?
**[07:47] K**
It's my first time seeing this.
**[07:50] T**
I've won this round!
**[07:55] K**
Hm?
**[08:01] F**
Items from the other world
are against the rules.
**[08:09] K**
T-Tohru!
**[08:20] K**
Whew, thanks for the meal.
**[08:23] T**
Sure!
**[08:24] K**
Even after everything,
your food's still delicious, Tohru.
**[08:27] T**
Jeez, you flatterer.
**[08:30] T**
There's dessert, too.
**[08:35] K**
What's wrong, Tohru?
**[08:54] Elma**
Who would've thought I'd
find you hiding out here...
**[08:58] Elma**
Tohru!
***SIGN*** Elma
**[09:01] K**
Our room...
**[09:02] Elma**
Have you forgotten the laws?!
**[09:04] Elma**
Dragons disrupt the order of this world!
**[09:07] Elma**
You're returning with me!
**[09:08] T**
Hmph, I see you're as damn stiff,
strict, and persistent as ever.
**[09:13] T**
I'm not going back.
**[09:16] Kanna**
Lady Tohru and Lady Elma
are on very bad terms.
**[09:20] K**
Oh?
**[09:21] Kanna**
Like cats and dogs.
**[09:23] K**
Oh, did you learn that idiom at school?
**[09:25] K**
Good girl.
**[09:29] K**
They look like they're about to explode
any second, but will things be okay?
**[09:34] Kanna**
Last time they fought
**[09:35] Kanna**
three islands disappeared.
**[09:38] K**
That's dangerous!
**[09:40] Elma**
Our power's equal,
**[09:43] Elma**
but this time I'll settle the score.
**[09:48] K**
I can't believe she can calmly let her
stomach growl in this tense situation.
**[09:52] K**
Dragons are imp—
**[09:54] K**
*Or maybe not. She looks embarrassed.*
***SIGN*** Blush
**[09:58] Elma**
You've being very distracting, human!
**[10:01] K**
That's quite the attitude from
someone who just destroyed my home.
**[10:06] K**
Please follow our laws before you
try protecting order in this world.
**[10:10] Elma**
Huh? Oh, um...
**[10:10] K**
Even Tohru wouldn't do something like this.
**[10:14] K**
Probably.
**[10:14] Elma**
I'm sorry!
**[10:16] Elma**
Wait, why am I the one apologizing?!
**[10:20] K**
She's easily influenced.
**[10:21] K**
Hey, she doesn't seem like a bad person,
so why don't you get along?
**[10:26] T**
We're from different factions.
**[10:28] T**
Not all dragons are united in thought.
**[10:31] T**
There's the harmony faction
that values law and order,
**[10:33] T**
the chaos faction that yearns
for chaos and destruction,
**[10:37] T**
and the spectating faction that doesn't
work with either group or each other.
**[10:40] K**
Wow.
**[10:41] T**
So Elma belongs to the harmony faction,
and I'm with the chaos faction,
**[10:45] T**
so we oppose each other.
**[10:47] K**
So you're one of the villains.
**[10:50] T**
No, that's not true.
**[10:52] T**
I'm a good dragon,
on my best behavior in this world.
**[10:55] K**
That sounded forced.
**[10:57] Elma**
Anyway!
**[10:58] Elma**
I'm taking you home, Tohru!
**[11:00] Elma**
By force, if I have to!
**[11:02] Elma**
Try it!
**[11:03] Elma**
I'll eliminate you from
this world without a trace!
**[11:07] K**
Take this somewhere else!
**[11:11] T**
I've prepared another dimension,
so we'll do this there.
**[11:15] T**
What's wrong?
**[11:18] Elma**
Nothing.
**[11:19] Elma**
* I'm surprised to see the fiendish*
* Tohru listening to a human.*
**[11:22] Elma**
*What in the world happened?*
**[11:26] Elma**
Hurry up!
**[11:29] K**
Ah!
**[11:29] K**
You cheated!
**[11:31] T**
I simply respected order like she said.
**[11:34] T**
It was a peaceful resolution.
**[11:36] T**
Now, now, time to fix what she destroyed.
**[11:40] K**
By the way, where'd you send her?
**[11:43] T**
The field Kanna and I played in before.
**[11:48] Elma**
Where am I?
***SIGN*** - The Next Day -
**[11:53] E**
How dare you trick me!
**[11:55] T**
You're back again?
**[11:56] Elma**
I can't believe you sent
me to another continent!
**[11:58] T**
Let's stop this.
**[12:00] T**
I'm happy as long as I can quietly
be a maid in this world.
**[12:05] K**
Tohru? What's going on?
**[12:07] T**
Would you please understand?
**[12:08] Elma**
Like I'd believe you!
**[12:10] Elma**
You're planning to take over
this world, aren't you?!
**[12:13] T**
I'm—
**[12:13] Elma**
Be quiet!
**[12:14] Elma**
I will take you—
**[12:17] K**
Oh, my.
**[12:20] K**
Haven't you eaten anything since yesterday?
**[12:23] Elma**
I-I'm not from this world,
so I can't interfere...
***SIGN*** Cream Bread
**[12:32] K**
Oh, something like this should be all right.
**[12:35] K**
Here, want some? It's cream bread.
**[12:37] Elma**
W-Well, I'll kindly take you up on the
offer to help restore my strength.
**[12:49] Elma**
*What's this?!*
**[12:50] Elma**
*What is this? This is super good!*
**[12:52] Elma**
*It's melting in my mouth!*
**[12:56] Elma**
All right! I'm energized now!
**[12:57] Elma**
Time for our rematch, Tohru!
**[13:00] T**
If you leave, I'll give you all of these.
***SIGN*** Cream Bread
**[13:05] Elma**
Sorry for the intrusion!
**[13:22] Shouta**
*Huge balls are...*
**[13:25] Shouta**
*balls are...!*
**[13:31] ---**
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** New Dragon, Elma! (She's Finally Appearing, Huh?)
**[13:41] K**
Hm?
**[13:42] K**
Huh?
**[13:44] Elma**
I'll be working with you starting today.
**[13:46] Elma**
My name is Joui Elma.
**[13:49] Elma**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[13:51] K**
No way!
**[13:52] K**
Wh-What's going on? Why are you here?
**[13:55] Elma**
I could ask you the same, human.
***SIGN*** Emergency Exit
**[13:58] K**
This is where I work.
**[14:00] K**
Hmm?
**[14:01] K**
So this is just a coincidence? Why?
**[14:04] Elma**
I-I'm investigating.
**[14:06] Elma**
I'm investigating the cultural
standards to see if beings from
**[14:09] Elma**
the other world really can integrate here.
**[14:11] K**
I see.
**[14:12] K**
She did say you were with
the harmony faction.
**[14:15] K**
But hey, can you do this job?
**[14:18] K**
You can't use magic, you know.
**[14:20] Elma**
Silly question!
**[14:22] Elma**
There's no way I can't do human labor.
**[14:25] Elma**
Just watch me.
**[14:29] Elma**
*What the heck is this?*
**[14:30] Elma**
*I can't understand any of it.*
**[14:32] Elma**
*What is this box?*
**[14:33] Elma**
*What is everyone doing with them?*
**[14:36] Elma**
Oh? Something popped up.
**[14:38] K**
Then you do this.
**[14:40] Elma**
Oh!
**[14:42] K**
Then push this.
**[14:45] Elma**
Human, you do some pretty difficult work.
**[14:49] Elma**
But I've memorized romanized
character input or whatever, too,
**[14:53] Elma**
so I won't stay behind anymore!
**[14:55] K**
That so?
**[14:56] Elma**
Now then, when will I earn
my pay for today's work?
**[15:00] K**
Oh, uh, a month from now.
**[15:03] Elma**
I can't receive it tomorrow?
**[15:06] K**
No. We total out at the end of
the month, and today's the first.
**[15:10] K**
Oh?
**[15:12] Elma**
What do I do for rent and food?
**[15:15] K**
Well, if you commute from the other world...
**[15:18] K**
Oh, could it be that you can't go back?
**[15:21] K**
Ah...
**[15:23] Elma**
I don't possess enough power to
open the gate between worlds.
***SIGN*** She came through the gate Tohru opened.
**[15:28] K**
I thought your power was equal to Tohru's?
**[15:31] Elma**
I'm just as strong.
**[15:32] Elma**
But we were born different.
**[15:34] K**
Hmm.
**[15:35] K**
Oh, wait.
***SIGN*** Takiguchi Butchery
**[15:40] K**
Here.
**[15:41] K**
Well, I'm sure you've got a lot
on your plate, but hang in there.
**[15:44] K**
If you're going to be working with me,
I'll have you learn a lot more.
**[15:49] Elma**
You have my gratitude.
**[15:53] K**
Those are hot, so be careful.
**[15:55] K**
Later.
**[16:01] Elma**
So good!
**[16:07] K**
* I guess I should keep quiet*
* about meeting Elma today.*
**[16:11] K**
I'm home!
**[16:12] T**
Welcome home!
**[16:14] T**
For tonight's dinner...
**[16:18] K**
What? What?
**[16:20] T**
There's a strange smell on you.
**[16:22] K**
A dog?
**[16:23] T**
It's a dragon!
**[16:25] T**
Are you secretly cheating on me?!
**[16:27] K**
I'm not! Today at work...
**[16:29] T**
An office romance?!
**[16:31] K**
You've picked up another weird phrase.
**[16:44] Shouta**
*Can't breathe...*
**[16:46] Shouta**
*Can't breathe...*
**[16:54] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[16:56] Elma**
Thanks for your work today!
**[16:58] K**
Thanks to you, too.
**[16:59] K**
You've learned a lot about
PC operation, huh, Elma?
**[17:02] Elma**
Leave it to me!
**[17:04] Elma**
I'll prove myself useful at this job.
**[17:06] K**
Well, you've still got a ways to go.
**[17:08] Elma**
Oh, Miss Kobayashi, sweet chestnuts!
**[17:10] Elma**
Let's have some sweet
chestnuts on the way home!
**[17:12] Elma**
They're delicious!
**[17:14] K**
Sure, sure.
**[17:15] T**
Why, you...
***SIGN*** - Sunday -
**[17:19] K**
It's been a while since my last day off.
**[17:22] K**
I want to take it easy today.
**[17:23] T**
Yes, yes, pardon me.
**[17:26] T**
I'll clean everything so you can enjoy your
day off in a clean room, Miss Kobayashi!
**[17:32] K**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Kobayashi Kanna
**[17:34] K**
I'm grateful for that, but...
**[17:36] K**
What are you doing?
**[17:43] T**
How's that?!
**[17:44] T**
When I get serious,
I can make a room spotless of all dust!
**[17:52] T**
It's brand new, as if Shiva passed through!
**[17:54] K**
Even the furniture's...
**[17:56] T**
A space for relaxation
doesn't need any of that!
**[17:59] T**
Please enjoy sleeping to your heart's
content in this spacious room!
**[18:04] K**
As if I can!
**[18:05] K**
Put it all back!
**[18:08] K**
Good grief.
**[18:09] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[18:12] Kanna**
I'm hungry.
**[18:13] K**
Oh, all right.
**[18:15] K**
Let's have breakfast.
**[18:16] T**
Hold it right there!
**[18:18] T**
I'll make breakfast,
**[18:20] T**
be it a full course meal
or an imperial feast!
**[18:22] T**
Oh, shall I slaughter a cow?
**[18:25] K**
Let me have a light breakfast.
**[18:27] T**
Understood!
**[18:29] T**
Done!
**[18:31] T**
Sandwiches!
**[18:32] Both**
Oh!
**[18:33] K**
They look good.
**[18:34] K**
What meat's in—
**[18:37] K**
Tohru.
**[18:39] K**
Show me your butt!
**[18:40] T**
You want me to satisfy your lust,
not just your appetite?!
**[18:44] K**
Are you an idiot?!
**[18:45] T**
Yes.
**[18:46] K**
I knew it.
**[18:47] K**
Tail, again?
**[18:53] K**
What's going on?
**[18:56] T**
What do you mean?
**[18:58] K**
You're oddly gung-ho.
**[19:02] T**
You can't tell?
**[19:04] K**
I can't.
**[19:06] K**
You're spinning your wheels though.
**[19:08] K**
It's like you've reverted to how you
were when you first came to me.
**[19:14] T**
Oh, coming.
**[19:15] K**
Oh, it's fine. I'll get it.
**[19:18] K**
Coming.
**[19:19] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi! Good morning!
**[19:22] K**
Elma?
**[19:23] K**
What are you here for?
**[19:25] Elma**
Well, you know.
**[19:26] Elma**
You're always helping me out.
**[19:28] Elma**
So I brought something to thank you.
**[19:30] K**
What's this?
**[19:31] Elma**
A protective charm.
**[19:33] Elma**
It turned out well, so.
**[19:35] K**
Wow, it's handmade? Thanks.
**[19:39] K**
Ah...
**[19:40] K**
So that's it.
**[19:41] Elma**
Oh! Tohru!
**[19:43] Elma**
Today I'm taking you ba—
**[19:45] Tohru**
Be gone, Elma!
**[20:02] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[20:07] Tohru**
I'm selfish.
**[20:11] Tohru**
Even so, I'm holding back
and putting up with it a lot.
**[20:17] T**
Yet, you're being mean.
**[20:20] T**
I work hard too,
**[20:21] T**
wanting lots and lots of praise.
**[20:25] T**
Wanting you to pet my head a bit.
**[20:34] K**
Tohru.
**[20:36] K**
I'm not used to being wanted.
**[20:40] K**
That's never happened to me before.
**[20:44] K**
I don't have a clue what to do about it.
**[20:47] K**
Often I think human relationships
are just confusing.
**[20:52] K**
Sometimes I even put distance
between myself and others.
**[20:56] K**
I've had friends, but never close friends.
**[21:03] K**
So here.
**[21:06] K**
Well, um...
**[21:10] K**
I can't make it any clearer than this.
**[21:13] K**
Take the hint, take the hint.
**[21:18] T**
Yes, I'll take it.
**[21:26] T**
Oh, right.
**[21:27] T**
I'll make you a protective charm, too.
**[21:29] T**
You'll gain the protection of evil gods!
**[21:31] T**
It'll be great!
**[21:32] K**
I don't need that.
**[21:49] Lucoa**
You're surprisingly forward.
**[21:51] Shouta**
I'm not!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] E**
Tohru! You're too dangerous!
**[23:29] E**
You know that yourself!
**[23:30] T**
Elma, you...
**[23:31] E**
What?
**[23:32] T**
For now, please put down the
cream bread you're holding.
**[23:35] E**
Th-They're good, though!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
**[23:37] T**
I don't care.
# E9 - Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ40X296/sports-festival-theres-no-twist-or-anything)
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**[00:09] Teacher**
The sports festival is coming up soon.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival
**[00:11] Teacher**
Please be sure to have your guardian look
over the information we just handed out.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival Notice
**[00:17] Kanna**
Saikawa, what's a sports festival?
**[00:20] S**
Wow, didn't you have them
in your country, Kanna-san?
**[00:23] S**
A sports festival is a very fun event!
**[00:27] S**
There's running,
**[00:28] Kanna**
Running?
**[00:29] S**
ball-tossing,
**[00:30] Kanna**
Ball-tossing?
**[00:31] Saikawa**
tug-o-war,
**[00:32] Kanna**
Tug-o-war?
**[00:34] Saikawa**
and lots of other events where
the whole class works together!
**[00:37] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:38] S**
Mothers and fathers come watch, too.
**[00:41] S**
You can eat lunch with them, as well.
**[00:43] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:44] Saikawa**
You're great at sports, so I'm sure
you'll be a heroine of the day.
**[00:48] Saikawa**
Then your mother will praise you!
**[00:51] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:54] K**
Work that day. Can't.
**[02:28] Kanna**
Kobayashi. Take the day off.
**[02:32] K**
I can't do that.
**[02:34] T**
Kanna, Miss Kobayashi's in the
middle of her death march
**[02:36] T**
and on the verge of facing Hades.
**[02:38] T**
Give it up.
**[02:40] Kanna**
No!
**[02:41] T**
Also, what is a sports festival?
**[02:44] Kanna**
You train with everyone to
defeat strong opponents.
**[02:47] K**
No, I don't think that's quite right.
**[02:50] Kanna**
Kobayashi, come!
**[02:53] Kanna**
Defeat Hades!
**[02:55] T**
Don't be selfish.
**[02:57] T**
At least I'll be sure to come for you.
**[02:59] Kanna**
No.
**[03:01] T**
Why does it have to be Miss Kobayashi?
**[03:06] Kanna**
Saikawa said mothers and
fathers come with us.
**[03:10] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you're like a big sister.
**[03:13] Kanna**
Kobayashi's like a mother.
**[03:16] K**
A mother? I'm not that old... Wait.
**[03:20] K**
Some of my old classmates
do have children already...
**[03:24] T**
Miss Kobayashi, hang in there!
**[03:27] K**
Well, at any rate, I can't.
**[03:29] K**
Sorry, but you'll have to
make do with Tohru.
**[03:31] T**
Make do?
**[03:32] Kanna**
Forget it!
**[03:33] T**
Ah, Kanna!
**[03:38] K**
Is it that important whether
a parent shows up or not?
**[03:41] K**
For one thing, I'm not exactly
Kanna-chan's mother anyway.
**[03:45] T**
But Kanna does tend to
view you as her mother.
**[03:51] K**
I'm not that great though.
**[03:54] K**
I never had both my parents
come to a sports festival.
**[03:59] K**
They were busy with work.
**[04:01] K**
I understood they were
supporting our family, too.
**[04:05] T**
Kanna's parents basically
gave her free rein.
**[04:08] T**
They felt a dragon would grow
up strong on its own.
**[04:11] T**
They probably told her to live strong
since she bears the name Kanna Kamui.
**[04:18] T**
But Kanna's pulled many different pranks
to try and get her parents' attention.
**[04:22] T**
To the point she was
banished to this world...
**[04:25] T**
So I think that's why she
wants you to spoil her.
**[04:30] K**
Even if you say that...
**[04:33] K**
Hmm...
**[04:39] Saikawa**
Good morning, Kanna-san.
**[04:41] Saikawa**
What's wrong?
**[04:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi won't come to the sports festival.
**[04:45] S**
Wow, really?
**[04:47] S**
But there's more to the
sports festival than that!
**[04:50] S**
It's still fun working together
with everyone to be victorious!
**[04:54] Kanna**
Victorious...
**[04:55] Fukushima**
Your "working together"
sounds fishy, Saikawa-san.
**[04:59] Saikawa**
Shut up! You got a problem with that?!
**[05:01] Fuku**
No, no problem. I just don't believe you.
**[05:04] Saikawa**
That is basically having a problem with it!
**[05:06] Takiya**
Sports festival?
**[05:08] K**
Yeah.
**[05:09] Takiya**
That date overlaps directly
with our delivery date.
**[05:13] K**
Well, I'm wondering if there's really
any need to go in the first place.
**[05:17] Takiya**
You don't want to?
**[05:19] K**
Well, I think it would be nice if I could go.
**[05:24] K**
Hmm? What?
**[05:26] Takiya**
It's my first time seeing you
worry about something like this.
**[05:29] K**
Really?
**[05:32] K**
Oh, I guess so.
**[05:35] Takiya**
Well, I think it's more a question
of do you *want* to go, rather than can you.
**[05:40] K**
If I want to go, huh?
**[05:43] T**
Lalala, I'm a cute maid!
**[05:50] Kanna**
I'm home.
**[05:51] T**
Oh, welcome home.
**[05:54] T**
Kanna, are you still in a bad mood?
**[05:56] T**
Would you give—
**[05:57] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, perception blocking.
**[06:00] T**
Huh?
**[06:00] Kanna**
Place it on me.
**[06:03] T**
Oh.
**[06:33] K**
I'm home.
**[06:35] T**
Welcome home.
**[06:38] T**
I'll get your dinner ready.
**[06:40] K**
Yeah.
**[06:42] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[06:43] K**
Hmm?
**[06:44] Kanna**
It's all right if you don't
come to the sports festival.
**[06:48] K**
Huh?
**[06:49] Kanna**
It'll still be fun working together
with everyone in my class.
**[06:52] Kanna**
So, good luck with your work, Kobayashi.
**[06:56] K**
Oh, sure.
**[06:57] Kanna**
Good night.
**[07:02] T**
It seems that Kanna went to your work
today and was secretly observing you.
**[07:08] K**
Hmm...
**[07:11] K**
*I've felt this feeling before.*
**[07:15] K**
*Oh, right.*
**[07:17] K**
*It's the same guilt I felt then...*
**[07:21] K**
Tohru.
**[07:22] T**
Yes?
**[07:24] K**
Starting tomorrow,
I'll be getting home even later.
**[07:27] T**
You mean...?
**[07:30] T**
All right!
***SIGN*** Boys Relay
***SIGN*** Girls Relay
**[08:03] Class**
Thirty-five!
**[08:04] Class**
Thirty-six!
**[08:05] Class**
Thirty-seven!
**[08:06] Class**
Thirty-eight!
**[08:07] Class**
Thirty-nine!
**[08:08] Class**
For—
**[08:09] Class**
Shoot!
**[08:10] Class**
So close!
**[08:12] Teacher**
Okay. That's enough for today.
**[08:15] Teacher**
You're all able to jump a lot now, huh?
**[08:18] Teacher**
That's incredible.
**[08:19] Teacher**
Let's keep it up and work hard toward
winning the sports festival!
**[08:23] All**
Yes!
**[08:24] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, let's do our best!
**[08:27] Kanna**
Okay.
**[08:34] Takiya**
You're working hard.
**[08:35] K**
Yeah.
**[08:36] Takiya**
Planning to go to the sports festival?
**[08:38] K**
Mhmm.
**[08:40] Takiya**
Decided you want to go?
**[08:41] K**
No.
**[08:43] K**
Decided I ought to go.
**[08:47] Takiya**
Want some help with your work?
**[08:49] K**
Huh?
**[08:50] K**
Oh, uh...
**[08:52] K**
Yeah, could you?
**[08:54] Takiya**
Okay, next night drinking is on you.
**[08:57] K**
Sure, sure.
***SIGN*** Sports Festival!!
**[09:10] K**
I'll be coming tomorrow.
**[09:13] Kanna**
Really?
**[09:14] K**
Yeah, really.
**[09:16] Kanna**
You beat Hades?
**[09:18] K**
Yeah, I did.
**[09:23] Kanna**
Kobayashi, I love you!
**[09:24] K**
Whoa.
**[09:25] T**
My goodness.
**[09:27] T**
Kanna's still such a child.
**[09:34] Elma**
*What do they expect me to do?!*
**[09:37] Elma**
*What do I do?!*
**[09:39] Elma**
*I could go for both!*
**[09:41] Elma**
* No, that would go over*
* my daily limit! I can't!*
**[09:45] Elma**
*But, still!*
***SIGN*** Chestnut Cream This Season Only! Sweet Potato This Season Only!
**[09:49] Clerk**
Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
**[09:51] Elma**
I-I know!
**[09:53] Elma**
I'll make my choice now!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Sports Festival! (There's No Twist Or Anything)
***SIGN*** 43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
**[09:59] Teacher**
* The 43rd Oborozuka Elementary*
* Sports Festival will now begin!*
***SIGN*** 43rd Oborozuka Elementary Sports Festival
**[10:06] Teacher**
*First on the program is our opening parade.*
***SIGN*** First Grade
***SIGN*** Second Grade
***SIGN*** Third Grade
**[10:20] T**
Oh, there's Kanna.
**[10:22] K**
Where, where?
**[10:26] T**
She's looking our way. Hey!
**[10:28] K**
Yeah, she would be curious.
**[10:31] Mother**
Riko!
**[10:33] Nae**
Little Miss!
**[10:34] Both**
Do your best!
**[10:38] Lucoa**
Shouta!
**[10:40] T**
Oh, Miss Lucoa's here, too.
**[10:40] L**
I'm rooting for you!
**[10:41] L**
Do your best!
**[10:45] 6th Graders**
The pledge:
**[10:46] 6th Graders**
We athletes hereby pledge to honor
the spirit of good sportsmanship
**[10:51] 6th Graders**
and compete fair and square with
everyone until the very end!
**[10:57] Teacher**
* Now, fifth on our program is the*
* three-legged race by the third graders.*
**[11:03] T**
Kanna, do your best!
**[11:05] K**
In moderation!
**[11:06] Mother**
Riko! Fight on!
**[11:08] Nae**
Do your best!
**[11:10] Teacher**
Ready!
**[11:16] Saikawa**
O-Okay, let's tie our legs together.
**[11:21] Kanna**
Done.
**[11:22] Saikawa**
Th-Thanks, Kanna-san.
**[11:25] Saikawa**
Now we hold each other's shoulders.
**[11:27] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[11:30] Teacher**
Okay, next pair.
**[11:32] Kanna**
Come on, Saikawa. It's our turn.
**[11:40] S**
I-I'm sorry, Kanna-san.
I was just too happy.
**[11:44] Kanna**
It's all right, Saikawa.
Let's do our best next time.
**[11:47] Mother**
Jeez, Riko, what are you doing?
**[11:50] Mother**
***SIGN*** Third Grade
Class 1 Class 2
Class 3 Class 4
***SIGN*** Fifth Grade
Class 1
Class 3
**[11:52] Teacher**
* Seventh on our program is the*
* fifth graders' treasure hunt.*
**[12:04] L**
Huh? Me?
***SIGN*** World Class
**[12:12] Teacher**
Yes, okay.
**[12:15] Student**
Shouta-kun, your older sister's incredible!
**[12:18] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:20] Teacher**
*We'll now be taking a break for lunch.*
**[12:23] Teacher**
* Students and parents,*
* please enjoy your lunch together.*
**[12:27] Teacher**
* Be careful of heat stroke and*
* be sure to drink plenty of water.*
**[12:31] Kanna**
Oh, it looks good!
**[12:34] K**
It's normal.
**[12:37] T**
I'm not who I used to be anymore.
**[12:39] Kanna**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:42] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, this is good.
**[12:44] T**
Thank you.
**[12:46] T**
Miss Kobayashi, here, ah.
**[12:48] K**
Tohru, what kind of meat is this?
**[12:51] T**
Tch.
**[12:51] K**
*Knew it.*
**[12:53] Kanna**
Ah.
**[12:56] Kanna**
But this lunch really is good.
**[12:59] T**
Thank you, Kanna.
**[13:00] T**
Eat plenty, and give it your best today.
**[13:02] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[13:03] Kanna**
We'll turn things around after this.
**[13:12] Elma**
*What do they expect me to do?*
**[13:15] Elma**
*What do I do?*
**[13:17] Elma**
* How am I supposed to choose just one*
* from over ten different combinations?*
**[13:22] Elma**
*I could go for all the variations!*
**[13:24] Elma**
*No, then I wouldn't last.*
**[13:28] Elma**
*But, still!*
***SIGN*** Pear | Grape | Pumpkin | Sweet Potato | Chestnut
***SIGN*** 20% off! Double Scoops!
This Season Only!
**[13:32] Elma**
*There's the pumpkin and sweet potato.*
**[13:32] Clerk**
Umm, ma'am, if you could please...
**[13:34] Elma**
*Wait, chestnut's hard to pass up.*
**[13:36] Elma**
*Still, the surprising pairing of grape
and pear would be good, wouldn't it?*
**[13:40] Elma**
*No, wait. Chestnut...*
**[13:42] Teacher**
* Now we'll be starting this*
* afternoon's segment.*
**[13:46] Teacher**
* 15th in our program, the*
* third graders' jump rope.*
**[13:51] Teacher**
Now to begin.
**[13:52] Teacher**
Ready, set!
**[13:54] Teacher**
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
**[13:58] T**
Good luck!
**[13:59] K**
That's it!
**[14:01] Mother**
Riko, fight on!
**[14:01] Teacher**
eight, nine, ten, eleven...
**[14:03] Nae**
Do your best, Little Miss!
**[14:05] T**
Twenty-two, twenty-three...
**[14:07] Class 2**
twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six,
twenty-seven, twenty-eight...
**[14:07] Class 1**
Ah!
**[14:09] Teacher**
*Classes 1 and 4 tripped on their ropes!*
**[14:12] Both**
Forty-two, forty-three...
**[14:13] C3**
Ah!
**[14:14] Teach**
Class 3's tripped on their rope!
**[14:14] C2**
forty-four, forty-five, forty-six,
forty-seven, forty-eight...
**[14:16] Teach**
Class 2's amazing, they're still going!
**[14:19] C2**
Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven,
fifty-eight, fifty-nine...
**[14:23] Both**
Keep at it!
**[14:24] C2**
sixty, sixty-one...
**[14:24] Mother**
Keep it up!
**[14:26] Teach**
*Done!*
**[14:28] Teach**
*Class 3-2 wins!*
**[14:30] Teach**
*They even jumped 60 times!*
**[14:30] T**
Miss Kobayashi, we won!
**[14:33] K**
Yeah, that was impressive.
**[14:36] Teach**
* 19th on our program,*
* the fifth grade boys' cavalry battle.*
**[14:42] L**
Shouta, do your best!
**[14:46] L**
Fight on!
**[14:51] Teach**
Begin!
**[14:53] C2**
Do it!
**[14:55] L**
Go, Shouta!
**[14:58] L**
Now!
**[15:01] L**
Get them!
**[15:05] T**
*Finished!*
**[15:07] T**
* Class 3 with an overwhelming*
* victory in the cavalry battle!*
**[15:11] Student**
Shouta-kun, your older
sister's really incredible!
**[15:14] Shouta**
Y-Yeah.
**[15:16] Teacher**
* 20th in our program,*
* the third graders' tug-o-war!*
**[15:20] Teacher**
Class 1 and 2, ready!
**[15:26] Teacher**
Begin!
**[15:30] K**
Kanna-chan!
**[15:31] T**
Fight on!
**[15:32] Mother**
Don't lose!
**[15:34] Nae**
Little Miss!
**[15:45] Teacher**
That's enough! Class 2 wins!
**[15:50] Kanna**
Saikawa, we did it. We won.
**[15:52] T**
Hooray!
**[15:53] K**
Yeah, you did well out there.
**[15:55] T**
Keep this pace up!
**[16:32] T**
Kanna's class is in second place now.
**[16:35] K**
Yeah, they'll be in first
after this next one.
**[16:37] T**
Oh, it's starting.
**[16:39] Teach**
* 32nd in the program,*
* the third graders' relay!*
**[16:44] S**
Kanna-san, let's take first place and win!
**[16:50] Teach**
* This will be the last event*
* for the third graders.*
**[16:53] Teach**
* Everyone, please give them*
* more support than ever!*
**[16:57] Teach**
First female runners, take your positions.
**[17:01] Teach**
Ready!
**[17:03] S**
Iida-san, do you best!
**[17:05] Kanna**
Iida, fight on!
**[17:06] Teach**
*All the classes have started off.*
**[17:09] Teach**
* Right now Class 1 holds the lead. Behind*
* them are Class 2, Class 4, and Class 3.*
**[17:18] Teach**
*The baton's passed to the second runner.*
**[17:21] Teach**
*Class 1 still remains in the lead.*
**[17:21] Kanna**
Makishima, keep it up!
**[17:24] Kanna**
Saikawa, do your best!
**[17:26] S**
Of course.
**[17:27] S**
I'll pass you the baton from first place!
**[17:30] Teach**
Class 1 and 2 are neck and neck!
**[17:33] Teach**
*Everyone, give it your best!*
**[17:38] S**
Here I go!
**[17:41] Teach**
*Wow, Class 2's really fast!*
**[17:43] Teach**
*They've passed Class 1!*
**[17:49] Teach**
*Ah! Class 2's dropped the baton!*
**[18:06] Teach**
*Class 1 is currently running in the lead.*
**[18:08] Teach**
* Behind them are Class 4,*
* Class 3, and Class 2!*
**[18:23] S**
I'm sorry!
**[18:25] Kanna**
Leave it to me.
**[18:35] Teach**
*Their anchor's taking off!*
**[18:37] Teach**
*Class 2's really fast!*
**[18:39] Teach**
*She's passing the others one after another!*
**[18:50] S**
Kanna-san.
**[18:54] Both**
Just one more!
**[18:55] Both**
Do your best!
**[18:59] Class 2**
Go!
**[19:04] Teach**
*Goal!*
**[19:06] Teach**
*Class 2 wins!*
**[19:08] Class2**
We did it!
**[19:14] Both**
Kanna-chan!
**[19:16] Iida**
That was incredible, Kanna-chan!
**[19:18] Shima**
You were so cool!
**[19:22] S**
K-Kanna-san.
**[19:24] S**
Umm, I'm sorry. I messed up...
**[19:30] Kanna**
We won because you closed
the gap as much as you did.
**[19:36] Kanna**
Thanks, Saikawa.
**[19:41] S**
Kanna-san!
***SIGN*** Class 2
***SIGN*** Entrance 43rd Oborozuka Elementary
**[20:04] K**
Nice work out there, Kanna-chan.
**[20:07] K**
Thanks, Kobayashi.
**[20:11] ---**
You worked hard out there.
**[20:13] Kanna**
Yeah. We won because everyone
in our class worked hard.
**[20:17] T**
But you must feel unsatisfied,
not being able to go all out.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Gold
**[20:22] Kanna**
That's fine. It's better
being with everyone else.
**[20:27] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[20:28] K**
Hmm?
**[20:29] Kanna**
Thank you for coming today.
**[20:36] K**
You're welcome.
**[20:39] Kanna**
Thank you for lunch too, Lady Tohru.
**[20:42] T**
You're welcome.
**[20:43] T**
It was hardly anything at all.
**[20:46] K**
* Participating in a sports*
* festival as a guardian, huh?*
**[20:50] K**
*My life's really changed.*
**[20:54] K**
*When did I change this much?*
**[21:00] Kanna**
Still, it would be nice to let
loose a little bit more today.
***SIGN*** Congratulations Gold
**[21:04] T**
Right?
**[21:06] T**
How about it, Kanna? It's been a while.
**[21:08] Kanna**
You're on.
**[21:09] L**
Let me in, too!
**[21:11] T**
Great! Shall all three of us, then?
**[21:14] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[21:15] T**
Is that all right, Miss Kobayashi?
**[21:17] K**
Well, as long as you do it somewhere
where you won't bother anyone.
**[21:20] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, where should we do it?
**[21:22] T**
Let's use the same place we did last time.
**[21:25] K**
Good grief.
**[21:26] L**
I'm itching to go!
**[21:38] Elma**
*Which should I choose?*
**[21:40] Elma**
*Which should I choose?*
**[21:42] Elma**
*Which should I...?*
**[21:44] Elma**
*Which?*
***SIGN*** Melon Flavor Kids' Toothpaste Grape Flavor
Strawberry Flavor
**[21:47] Elma**
*Why must the products of man trouble me so?*
**[21:51] Elma**
*Humans are frightening!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] J**
I'm the maid Josie,
servant of the Saikawa family.
**[23:29] L**
I'm Shouta's familiar, Lucoa.
**[23:32] J**
Familiar?
**[23:34] L**
Yeah.
**[23:35] J**
It seems we both have rather unique hobbies.
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh)
# E10 - Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRE580MQ6/troupe-dragon-on-stage-they-had-a-troupe-name-huh)
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**[00:06] Kanna**
Oh!
***SIGN*** Cafe
**[00:08] T**
Christmas, huh?
**[00:09] T**
It pains me to celebrate the
birth of that guy's son,
***SIGN*** Realty
**[00:13] T**
but it does sound like a fun event.
**[00:16] Butcher**
Oh, Tohru-chan!
**[00:18] T**
Hello.
**[00:19] T**
Huh? Are you hurt?
**[00:22] Butcher**
I am. I was practicing for the nearby
old folk home's Christmas Eve show,
***SIGN*** Roast Chicken
**[00:27] Butcher**
but I hurt my leg badly.
**[00:28] Kanna**
Oh!
**[00:29] T**
How frail.
**[00:31] Butcher**
Right!
**[00:32] Butcher**
Could you put on a show
in my stead, Tohru-chan?
**[00:36] T**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Taxes Included in Prices
**[00:37] Butcher**
I feel bad since the folks in the
home were looking forward to it.
**[00:41] T**
You want us to?
**[00:43] T**
Is that all right?
**[00:44] Butcher**
Of course!
**[00:46] Butcher**
You're the pride of our shopping district.
**[00:51] T**
All right!
**[00:53] T**
Leave it to me.
**[02:27] T**
So that's how things turned out.
**[02:29] K**
Are you sure?
**[02:31] T**
Of course!
**[02:32] K**
I'd like to help out too,
but right now I've got work...
**[02:37] T**
Just leave it to me
**[02:39] T**
and focus on your work, Miss Kobayashi.
**[02:42] K**
If you say so.
**[02:45] T**
Now's the time to call for help
from my reliable friends.
**[02:50] T**
Everyone, let's do our best!
**[02:53] All**
Yeah!
**[02:54] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:56] Elma**
Hey, wait!
**[02:57] T**
What is it?
**[02:58] E**
I was told I could eat my fill
of candy if I came here.
**[03:03] E**
I even made time in my schedule
during this busy time of the year!
**[03:06] T**
I've heard from Miss Kobayashi, Elma,
**[03:09] T**
that you're still useless at work.
**[03:11] T**
And that they announced you wouldn't
be useful in this busy period.
**[03:17] E**
B-But I can touch type now!
**[03:20] E**
And I can't afford to
interfere with this world...
**[03:24] T**
You're already interfering plenty.
**[03:28] Saikawa**
Umm, where's Kanna-san's mom?
**[03:31] T**
Unlike Elma, Miss Kobayashi's busy.
**[03:34] T**
So let's do this on our own.
**[03:37] Lucoa**
You heard her.
**[03:38] Fafnir**
Boring.
**[03:40] Fafnir**
I heard something important was going on,
but we're just putting on a show for humans?
**[03:46] Lucoa**
Well, why not?
**[03:48] Lucoa**
Let's watch over her.
**[03:50] F**
Hmph.
***SIGN*** Show Ideas
**[03:51] E**
So?
**[03:52] E**
What are we doing for this show?
**[03:55] Lucoa**
It needs to be something
the elderly will enjoy.
**[03:59] T**
Does anyone have any ideas?
**[04:02] E**
How about an eating contest?
**[04:04] L**
You just want to eat.
**[04:06] Kanna**
A race.
**[04:07] L**
They might die.
**[04:09] Fafnir**
We could play a VR FPS, FFA.
**[04:13] L**
I'm sorry, could you speak Japanese?
**[04:15] T**
All of these ideas require the
audience to participate, don't they?
**[04:19] E**
You haven't proposed anything yourself!
**[04:22] T**
Do either of you have any ideas?
**[04:25] Shouta**
I'm okay with anything.
**[04:26] Sakiawa**
Then how about a play?
**[04:29] E**
A play?
**[04:30] E**
You mean that thing where
humans act on a stone stage?
**[04:34] Saikawa**
Stone stage?
**[04:35] T**
A play sounds great!
**[04:38] T**
Let's do that.
**[04:40] E**
But what play would we even put on?
**[04:43] Saikawa**
Since it's Christmas,
why not *The Little Match Girl*?
**[04:47] T**
What's that story about?
**[04:49] Saikawa**
On a cold, cold winter night,
a poor little girl is selling matchsticks.
**[04:54] Saikawa**
None of the people passing
by will buy any from her.
**[04:58] Saikawa**
So in order to warm her chilled body,
she lights one of the matches.
**[05:03] Saikawa**
Then, in the flame, she sees a warm
stove and lots of delicious food.
**[05:09] Saikawa**
She lights match after match, and eventually
her beloved dead grandmother appears.
**[05:17] Saikawa**
So the little girl continues
lighting her matches
**[05:19] Saikawa**
to keep her grandmother from disappearing,
**[05:22] Saikawa**
and the grandmother gently
hugs the little girl.
**[05:27] Saikawa**
Then the little girl ascends to heaven,
embraced in her grandmother's warmth.
**[05:32] Saikawa**
It's a bit of a sad story.
**[05:36] Shouta**
It's famous.
**[05:38] T**
I see.
**[05:39] T**
So what happens to the little girl
after she ascends to heaven?
**[05:43] E**
You idiot. That means she died.
**[05:46] T**
Oh. So she strangled her own granddaughter.
**[05:50] Grandma**
Die!
**[05:50] E**
That's not it either!
**[05:52] Kanna**
Saikawa, you know so much. I'm amazed.
**[05:57] Saikawa**
Well, yeah.
**[05:58] T**
Then let's go ahead with
*The Little Match Girl*.
**[06:01] All**
Yeah!
**[06:03] E**
Will we be all right?
**[06:06] Fafnir**
I'm the director, Fafnir.
**[06:08] Fafnir**
Since I'll be directing,
I won't allow half-baked acting.
**[06:12] Fafnir**
I'm the absolute authority here.
**[06:14] Fafnir**
I won't accept objections.
**[06:17] T**
To be blunt, you're only director by
elimination, because you can't act.
**[06:21] Luca**
It was a good compromise.
**[06:23] F**
First we need to decide on our lead actor.
**[06:26] F**
Each of you try acting out
*The Little Match Girl*.
**[06:30] T**
Number One, Tohru!
**[06:31] T**
Pleasure to meet you.
**[06:33] Fafnir**
Just get started.
**[06:35] Fafnir**
Don't disappoint me.
**[06:37] T**
Matches! Need any matches?
**[06:40] Fafnir**
Boring.
**[06:42] T**
Really?
**[06:43] Fafnir**
Are you able to see them?
**[06:45] Fafnir**
The heartless humans
passing before your eyes?
**[06:49] Fafnir**
Feel it.
**[06:50] Fafnir**
Then your lines will come to you naturally.
**[06:54] T**
*Feel it...?*
**[06:55] T**
You foolish, inferior humans!
**[06:58] T**
How dare you ignore me?!
**[07:00] T**
You'll pay for that crime with your death!
**[07:01] F**
Fail. Next.
**[07:03] E**
Number Two, Elma. Nice to meet you.
**[07:07] E**
Matches? Do you need any matches?
**[07:09] F**
Nope.
**[07:10] E**
Please! At least hear me out!
**[07:13] E**
I can't go back to the office
until I've sold them all!
**[07:16] F**
What are you doing?
**[07:18] E**
The salesmen that come to our
company are always like that.
**[07:21] F**
Hard life. Next.
**[07:24] Saikawa**
N-Number Three,
Saikawa Riko. Nice to meet you.
**[07:30] Saikawa**
U-Umm...
**[07:33] Saikawa**
I-I-I'm sorry!
**[07:36] Fafnir**
None of you are any good.
**[07:39] T**
We don't really understand your
directing policy to begin with.
**[07:42] L**
Me, me!
**[07:44] T**
What is it?
**[07:45] L**
Let me be the director.
**[07:48] L**
Shouta can be the lead.
**[07:50] Shouta**
Huh?!
**[07:51] E**
What are you saying?
**[07:53] E**
Shouta's a boy.
**[07:55] L**
Well, leave that to me.
**[07:58] L**
Shouta, come here.
**[08:06] E**
He looks just like a girl.
**[08:08] Kanna**
Cute.
**[08:10] T**
He passes.
**[08:11] Saikawa**
Well, he's not as cute as Kanna-san.
**[08:13] Sh**
Wha...
**[08:14] All**
Wha?
**[08:15] Shouta**
What are you all planning
to achieve by embarrassing me?!
**[08:17] L**
Shouta?!
**[08:19] T**
Well, that was to be expected.
**[08:23] L**
Cheer up.
**[08:24] T**
What should we do?
**[08:26] E**
I'll be the director.
**[08:28] E**
I'll be better than those two at least.
**[08:30] T**
Right.
**[08:31] T**
Also, what to do about our lead.
**[08:40] Kanna**
Matches.
**[08:42] Kanna**
Matches.
**[08:43] Kanna**
Buy some matches.
**[08:50] Both**
Yeah, this is it.
**[08:55] K**
I'm home.
**[08:58] Kanna**
Matches.
**[08:59] Kanna**
Do you need any matches?
**[09:03] K**
What's going on here?
**[09:05] T**
We decided to perform *The Little
Match Girl* for the show.
**[09:09] T**
Kanna was chosen to be our lead.
**[09:12] K**
Oh, I see.
**[09:14] K**
That's incredible, Kanna-chan.
**[09:17] Kanna**
Yeah, I'll work hard.
**[09:19] K**
I'll be sure to come watch.
**[09:22] K**
Think you can handle it?
**[09:24] T**
Of course!
**[09:25] T**
We'll get through it easily.
**[09:28] K**
Okay.
**[09:29] Kanna**
Do you need any matches?
**[09:31] K**
* She's most dangerous*
* when she gets like this.*
**[09:35] K**
Well, I'm going to go take a bath.
**[09:36] ---**
Matches... Matches...
**[09:37] T**
Sure!
**[09:40] T**
Yes, yes.
**[09:42] T**
Hello, this is the Kobayashi residence.
**[09:44] Fafnir**
* It's me. I thought about*
* the script some on my own.*
**[09:48] T**
So you hadn't given up, Mr. Fafnir?
**[09:51] T**
What did you come up with then?
**[09:51] ---**
Matches.
**[09:53] Fafnir**
* If we stick to the original play,*
* it won't match the current era.*
**[09:57] Fafnir**
* So I decided to make the*
* little girl into a magical girl—*
**[10:00] T**
Well, time to prepare
Miss Kobayashi's dinner.
**[10:04] Kanna**
Do you need any matches?
**[10:17] Kanna**
Lady Tohru. Is there a
chimney in this house?
**[10:20] T**
Chimney?
**[10:22] T**
No, there isn't.
**[10:24] Kanna**
Saikawa said Santa visits
by coming down chimneys.
**[10:28] T**
Oh, you mean that old man
who's covered in blood?
**[10:32] Santa**
Hey!
**[10:32] Kanna**
Will Santa be able to come
if we don't have a chimney?
**[10:35] T**
Hmm, all right.
**[10:47] K**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Troupe Dragon, On Stage! (They Had A Troupe Name, Huh)
**[10:55] E**
What are you doing?!
**[10:57] E**
No, no!
**[10:59] E**
How many times do I have to tell you?
**[11:01] E**
Hey, you, where are you going?
**[11:03] E**
Tohru! Why would a passerby use
Miss Kobayashi as reason to refuse her?!
**[11:07] T**
Why would I be in a hurry
if not for Miss Kobayashi?
**[11:10] E**
I don't know!
**[11:10] E**
Lady Lucoa! The grandmother wouldn't
try to warm the girl up naked.
**[11:15] L**
But it's warmer this way.
**[11:17] E**
Sir Fafnir, you're out of the question!
**[11:20] E**
A father would never call his
daughter a "mere human"!
**[11:24] F**
Hmph.
**[11:24] E**
Why can't you all stick to the script?
**[11:27] T**
Speaking of, this story
doesn't have enough depth.
**[11:31] T**
Are you sure we won't bore
the elderly with this?
**[11:35] E**
Now that you mention it, that's true...
**[11:37] Fafnir**
Then why don't we try changing it up?
**[11:40] E**
What are you suggesting we do?
**[11:42] T**
Well...
**[11:43] T**
Let's make the story more fun.
**[11:46] L**
I agree!
**[11:48] T**
Why don't we try mixing in other
myths too, like the kasajizou?
**[11:51] T**
Have it selling hats next to the girl.
**[11:53] E**
What a mean man.
**[11:55] L**
Why not?
**[11:56] Fafnir**
The main character should be a magical girl.
**[11:59] Kanna**
Thank you very much!
**[11:59] Fafnir**
She can obtain the power to burn
this corrupt world to ash.
**[12:03] E**
Now there's nothing from the original left.
**[12:06] L**
Oh, *47 Ronin* is popular
with the elderly, too.
**[12:10] Fafnir**
The one about humans and their quest for
revenge, right? Sounds interesting.
**[12:14] Kanna**
Are there any dragons?
**[12:15] L**
We might as well have some
while we're at it, right?
**[12:19] E**
Hey, Grandma!
**[12:20] E**
Don't make it weirdly sexy.
**[12:22] E**
Narrator, stop grinning.
**[12:31] T**
Kanna.
**[12:33] T**
It sounds like Santa won't be
coming for a while longer.
**[12:36] Kanna**
Does Santa know where we are?
**[12:38] Kanna**
Will he really come?
**[12:40] T**
Who knows?
**[12:43] K**
Ah, I'm beat.
***SIGN*** Chimney Here
***SIGN*** Good Girl
***SIGN*** This is the home of the
good girl,
Kobayashi Kanna
**[12:46] K**
What's this?!
**[12:50] People**
Merry Christmas!
**[12:51] People**
Take home some cake!
**[12:59] K**
Did we make it in time?
**[13:01] Takiya**
Looks like it.
**[13:02] Staff**
It's about to start.
**[13:03] Staff**
Now then, we'll be starting the performance
of *The Little Match Girl* brought to you
**[13:07] Staff**
by the Oborozuka Shopping District.
**[13:09] Staff**
Please enjoy the show.
**[13:15] Saikawa**
It was an awfully cold night.
**[13:18] Saikawa**
The sun had set upon the street corner,
where a single young girl was selling matches.
**[13:25] Kanna**
Matches. Do you need any matches?
**[13:28] Saikawa**
Yet no one would buy her matches.
**[13:31] Kanna**
I can't sell any.
**[13:34] Shouta**
Umm...
**[13:35] Shouta**
Y-Young girl, do you need any hats?
**[13:38] K**
Huh?
**[13:39] Saikawa**
Before her appeared an old man selling hats.
**[13:43] Shouta**
My old wife made these.
**[13:46] Shouta**
They're very strong hats.
**[13:47] Shouta**
W-Would you like one?
**[13:49] Kanna**
I don't have any money.
**[13:51] Shouta**
Are you all right?
**[13:53] Kanna**
I'm cold.
**[13:54] Shouta**
That must be hard.
**[13:55] Shouta**
Oh. Then burn one of
these to warm yourself.
**[13:58] K**
They're burning it?!
**[13:59] Takiya**
Even though his wife made it?!
**[14:03] K**
And they're actually setting it on fire!
**[14:05] Saikawa**
Then something incredible happened.
**[14:08] Saikawa**
From the smoke there
appeared a suspicious man.
**[14:13] Fafnir**
Pathetic human.
**[14:14] Kanna**
Who are you? What do you want?
**[14:17] Fafnir**
You've been chosen
**[14:19] Fafnir**
to become a magical girl with a duty to bear.
**[14:22] K**
What's this turn of events?
**[14:24] Fafnir**
Take it. The power to correct
this corrupt world.
**[14:28] Kanna**
Yeah, okay!
**[14:29] K**
That was quick!
**[14:31] Fafnir**
Very good. In that case...
**[14:33] Shouta**
W-Wait!
**[14:34] Shouta**
Please make me a magical girl, too!
**[14:37] Fafnir**
Oh? Why do you wish to be a magical girl?
**[14:39] Shouta**
To use a magical girl's power
to commit vicious deeds
**[14:43] Shouta**
and get money to feed my sick wife!
**[14:47] Both**
He doesn't think to heal her with magic?
**[14:50] Fafnir**
You would voice your desires without shame?
**[14:54] Fafnir**
Very well.
**[14:55] Fafnir**
You are truly human.
**[15:05] Shouta**
This is embarrassing.
**[15:07] Fafnir**
Still, it's unfortunate.
**[15:08] Fafnir**
I only have one staff that will
allow you to use your powers.
**[15:12] Fafnir**
You two will have to fight,
and the survivor shall receive it.
**[15:15] Fafnir**
Begin!
**[15:16] L**
Stop fighting!
**[15:19] L**
I'm a magic fairy.
**[15:21] L**
Don't let yourself be fooled
by that suspicious man's offer.
**[15:26] L**
I won't allow you to toy
with the hearts of others.
**[15:31] L**
Leave this to me and go!
**[15:34] Kanna**
I can't just leave you here.
**[15:37] Shouta**
Yeah, yeah!
**[15:38] L**
Thank you.
**[15:39] L**
My time with both of you was very enjoyable.
**[15:43] K**
It was only a few seconds.
**[15:49] Kanna**
No way...
**[15:51] Shouta**
What do we do now?
**[15:53] Kanna**
A magical girl's role is to cleanse
corruption from this world.
**[15:56] Kanna**
Leave it to me.
**[16:01] Kanna**
Where are the rotten people?
**[16:07] Saikawa**
How incredible.
**[16:08] Saikawa**
The spell cast by the young girl struck
a devastating blow to a nearby mansion.
**[16:13] Kanna**
Let's go look there.
**[16:17] ---**
One, two, one, two, one, two...
**[16:23] E**
Are you the ones who set fire to this place?
**[16:26] Shouta**
Wh-Who would do such a thing?
**[16:28] Both**
You did.
**[16:29] Kanna**
I'm sorry. I didn't mean ill by it.
**[16:32] E**
No, you've been a big help.
**[16:34] E**
I'm Oishi Kuranosuke.
**[16:36] E**
Thanks to this fire I can
sneak into the Kira mansion.
**[16:39] E**
You have my gratitude.
**[16:40] Kanna**
What are you doing?
**[16:42] E**
I've come to avenge my lord and claim
the head of Kira Kouzuke no suke!
**[16:47] K**
Now it's the *47 Ronin*?
**[16:54] T**
Avenging your lord? How funny!
**[16:56] E**
So you show yourself, Kira!
**[16:58] T**
If you'd forfeit your life, then come at me!
**[17:01] K**
Hey, hey, seriously?!
**[17:03] Kanna**
That's the source of the corruption.
**[17:05] Kanna**
The enemy of magical girls!
**[17:10] T**
No one can beat me in this form.
**[17:15] T**
I'll turn you to dust!
**[17:20] K**
They're overdoing it!
**[17:21] K**
If they do that, then...!
**[17:23] Man**
Amazing.
**[17:24] Man**
Is this that CGI thing?
**[17:26] Man**
Who you calling a geezer?
**[17:27] Man**
I said CGI.
**[17:28] E**
Oh well.
**[17:29] E**
Then I'll have to get serious, too!
**[17:31] T**
What?!
**[18:06] Man**
That was incredible.
**[18:15] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[18:18] T**
How was our play?
**[18:22] K**
Well...
**[18:27] K**
It was good. You worked
hard all on your own.
**[18:31] K**
Nice work.
**[18:34] Take**
Well, care to go out for an after party now?
**[18:37] E**
Let's!
**[18:38] E**
I just received a cake in appreciation, too.
**[18:40] L**
Elma, you're just hungry.
**[18:43] E**
Th-That's not true!
**[18:51] All**
Cheers!
**[19:12] K**
Huh? Where's everyone else?
**[19:14] T**
They just left to head home.
**[19:17] T**
Apparently they're each having
their own parties at home.
**[19:21] K**
And Kanna-chan?
**[19:22] T**
She escorted Ms. Saikawa home.
**[19:24] K**
Hmm.
**[19:26] T**
Would you like a bath?
**[19:28] T**
Or would you like to go to bed as is today?
**[19:32] K**
Well, since it is Christmas...
**[19:44] K**
What a beautiful sight!
**[19:46] T**
You're not cold?
**[19:48] K**
I'm fine.
**[19:49] T**
This is unusual.
**[19:51] T**
You asking to see the view at night.
**[19:54] K**
Is it?
**[19:55] T**
Oh, right.
**[19:56] T**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[19:59] T**
Here.
**[20:00] K**
What? A Christmas present?
**[20:02] T**
Yes!
**[20:03] T**
I got you some medicine that
works well for lower back pain.
**[20:07] K**
Seriously?
**[20:08] K**
That's a big help.
**[20:12] T**
It's a valuable item in the other world.
**[20:15] T**
You grind it down and
apply it to your lower back.
**[20:18] T**
It works perfectly!
**[20:20] K**
Yeah, sure...
**[20:24] K**
Hey, I was worried all day today.
**[20:27] T**
What's this all of a sudden?
**[20:30] K**
To be honest, I was full of
anxiety as I watched your play,
**[20:34] K**
worrying when I should
jump in to stop you.
**[20:38] K**
But everyone enjoyed it.
**[20:42] K**
You really did a nice job.
**[20:44] T**
Thanks!
**[20:47] K**
Oh.
**[21:03] T**
It's a White Christmas.
**[21:06] K**
Here! A Christmas present from me, too.
**[21:09] T**
Huh?
**[21:10] T**
What is it?
**[21:12] K**
Merry Christmas, Tohru.
**[21:16] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[21:21] K**
Tohru, settle down! I'll fall!
**[21:25] T**
But!
**[21:53] K**
*I can't get close!*
***SIGN*** Big End of Year Sale
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:26] T**
Mr. Fafnir, that was quite the
excellent performance!
**[23:29] F**
Hmph.
**[23:30] T**
Pathetic human.
**[23:32] F**
Stop it.
**[23:32] T**
Oh? Why do you wish to be a magical girl?
**[23:34] F**
Don't mimic me.
**[23:35] T**
Very well.
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time)
**[23:36] T**
You are truly human.
**[23:38] F**
I'll kill you!
# E11 - Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDQ8X7DY/year-end-new-year-no-comiket-bit-this-time)
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***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Big End of Year Sale!
***SIGN*** Big Sale
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Big End of Year Sale!
***SIGN*** Tatsuda Butchery
**[00:14] T**
This place is full of people today.
**[00:17] K**
The New Year's right after Christmas.
***SIGN*** Special Sale
***SIGN*** 5 Tickets per Turn
**[00:21] Kanna**
What's that?
**[00:22] K**
It's a lottery.
**[00:24] Kanna**
I want to try.
**[00:25] K**
Hmm, we'd need tickets.
***SIGN*** Lottery
Tickets
**[00:28] T**
I have some.
**[00:30] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, is that magic?
**[00:31] T**
No, I received them during my daily
shopping here at the shopping district.
**[00:37] K**
You've blended right in.
***SIGN*** 5 Tickets per Turn
***SIGN*** Special Sale
**[00:38] Staff**
Okay, you get three turns.
***SIGN*** Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 5th Prize | ¥5,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 6th Prize | ¥1,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher
***SIGN*** Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher 5th Prize | ¥5,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher
***SIGN*** Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu 4th Prize | ¥10,000 Oborozuka Shopping District Voucher
***SIGN*** Grand Prize | Pair of Hot Springs Trip Tickets 1st Prize | Big Screen TV 2nd Prize | Cleaning Robot 3rd Prize | Warm Kotatsu
**[00:43] T**
The grand prize is a hot
springs vacation, huh?
**[00:45] T**
Hot springs.
**[00:47] T**
Hot springs would be nice.
**[00:49] T**
I'll land the hot springs!
**[00:51] K**
Don't use magic.
**[00:53] T**
I know!
**[00:59] Staff**
Here's your consolation prize. Pocket tissues.
**[01:03] Staff**
Here are your tissues.
**[01:04] T**
Last one! This time I'll win!
**[01:08] Both**
Huh?
**[01:09] K**
Hmm?
**[01:10] Staff**
Congratulations!
**[01:12] T**
I did it!
**[01:14] Staff**
Third prize! You'll be set for
the cold winter with this.
**[01:17] Staff**
You've won a warm kotatsu.
**[01:20] Both**
Oh!
**[01:22] T**
Kotatsu?
**[02:58] Staff**
Are you going anywhere, Yamashita-kun?
***SIGN*** Deadline
**[03:00] Yama**
Home to my family in Hokkaido.
**[03:02] Yama**
I'll buy you some nama
chocolates as souvenirs.
**[03:07] Elma**
Nama chocolates...
**[03:08] Takiya**
What about you, Kobayashi-san?
Going home to your family?
**[03:11] K**
No. You?
**[03:14] Takiya**
I have Winter Comiket at the end of the year.
**[03:16] K**
Aah.
**[03:23] Woman**
The train's leaving now.
**[03:24] Woman**
Oh, you're right.
**[03:25] Woman**
Happy New Year!
**[03:27] Woman**
Happy New Year!
**[03:30] K**
*A lot of stuff happened this year.*
**[03:36] K**
I'm home.
**[03:37] T**
Welcome home.
**[03:40] Kanna**
Welcome home.
**[03:42] K**
This year's work is finally over.
**[03:45] T**
Well done.
**[03:47] Kanna**
Kobayashi, do you have
to go to work anymore?
**[03:50] K**
Nope. I'm off until the third.
**[03:53] Kanna**
Oh!
**[03:54] T**
You're always so busy, so please take
it easy over the holidays.
**[03:59] K**
I plan to.
**[04:02] K**
This is heaven. I'm glad we won the kotatsu.
**[04:06] T**
Right?
**[04:09] T**
I need to start preparing
the New Year's dishes soon.
**[04:12] T**
I even borrowed the tools to
pound mochi and soba.
**[04:15] K**
You don't have to go that all-out.
**[04:19] T**
It's a maid's responsibility
to take charge and make sure
**[04:21] T**
the seasonal events are carried out.
**[04:27] T**
Oh, do you need to use the restroom?
**[04:29] K**
It's such a pain.
**[04:31] K**
Tohru, you're a maid. Go for me.
**[04:34] T**
Huh?
**[04:36] K**
Oh well, guess I'll go.
**[04:38] T**
Oh, Miss Kobayashi, could you hit
the switch on the rice cooker?
**[04:42] Kanna**
Pass the remote.
**[04:43] K**
Huh?
**[04:53] F**
What are you doing?
**[04:55] Takiya**
Oh.
**[04:56] Takiya**
This is New Year's curry.
***SIGN*** Delicious
Tomato
Curry
***SIGN*** Mild
Honey
Curry
***SIGN*** Sun Curry
***SIGN*** Mild
**[04:58] F**
Is it—
**[05:01] Takiya**
It's mild.
***SIGN*** Sun Curry
***SIGN*** Mild
***SIGN*** - December 29th -
**[05:17] TV**
*The New Year's parlor trick tournament
will be on January 3rd.*
**[05:20] TV**
*You can look forward to several outstanding
guests performing in our competition!*
**[05:28] T**
*Our huge New Year's bargain sale starts soon!
Doors open at 6:30AM on the 1st!*
***SIGN*** - December 30th -
**[05:42] T**
So I can just pound the New Year's
soba tomorrow before we eat it, then?
**[05:46] K**
Tohru, isn't this a lot of work for you?
**[05:49] T**
No, these are my natural duties as a maid.
**[05:53] T**
Hmm, but I feel like we're
forgetting something.
**[06:01] T**
Oh, a guest.
**[06:05] K**
Who could it be?
**[06:07] Kanna**
Hmm?
**[06:08] T**
Who indeed?
**[06:13] Sasakibe**
Tohru-chan, good afternoon!
**[06:16] K**
Tohru, they're calling for you.
**[06:17] T**
Well, if I have to...
**[06:20] T**
Yes, yes. Hello?
**[06:22] T**
Oh, Miss Sasakibe.
**[06:24] S**
Good afternoon.
**[06:25] S**
Umm, I made too much candied
sweet potatoes with chestnuts.
**[06:28] S**
Have some if you'd like.
**[06:30] T**
Well, we didn't make any of those.
**[06:33] T**
Thank you very much!
**[06:35] T**
Oh, hold on one moment, please.
**[06:37] T**
Here's some mochi we pounded.
**[06:40] T**
If you put it in your freezer
you can keep it from molding.
**[06:43] S**
Oh, thanks!
**[06:45] K**
Good job.
**[06:47] T**
It's nothing.
**[06:54] T**
Yes, yes. Hello?
**[06:56] T**
Oh, Mr. Yana. Good afternoon.
**[06:58] Yan**
I got a lot of mandarin oranges from my home.
Have some. They're sweet.
**[07:04] T**
This many? Thank you very much!
**[07:07] T**
Please hold on a moment.
**[07:09] T**
Please take some of our mochi.
**[07:11] K**
Good job.
**[07:12] T**
It's nothing.
**[07:14] K**
What is it?
**[07:16] T**
Going by the pattern thus far,
as soon as I climb under again...
**[07:22] T**
Well, then...
**[07:27] T**
Mr. Sone. Is this a rooster?
**[07:30] Soune**
Yes, next year's animal.
**[07:33] T**
Thank you very much.
**[07:35] T**
This rooster is well made.
**[07:36] T**
I'll put it on display right away.
**[07:38] T**
Here's some of the mochi we made. Have some.
**[07:43] ---**
*Nyom, nyom...*
**[07:44] ---**
*Nyom, nyom...*
**[07:46] K**
Good job again.
**[07:48] T**
Well, we received this from Mr. Sone.
**[07:52] Kanna**
Rooster!
**[07:53] K**
Oh, the zodiac animal?
**[07:54] Kanna**
What's a zodiac animal?
**[07:55] K**
There are twelve animals
in the Chinese zodiac.
***SIGN*** Zodiac Animals
**[07:58] K**
Rat, Ox, Tiger...
***SIGN*** Rat
***SIGN*** Ox
***SIGN*** Tiger
**[08:01] K**
Uh, what else?
**[08:02] T**
Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Ram,
***SIGN*** Rabbit
***SIGN*** Dragon
***SIGN*** Snake
***SIGN*** Horse
***SIGN*** Ram
***SIGN*** Monkey
**[08:05] T**
Monkey, Rooster, Dog, and Pig.
***SIGN*** Rooster
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** Pig
**[08:08] Kanna**
Is that a spell?
**[08:10] K**
I'm surprised you know.
**[08:11] T**
It came up when I was searching the
net for all things New Year.
**[08:16] T**
But I still can't accept it.
**[08:18] K**
How so?
**[08:19] T**
Well, they say the order of the
animals was decided by who
**[08:23] T**
reached God fastest on the
morning of the new year, right?
**[08:27] K**
Oh, yeah, there is that story.
**[08:30] K**
The Rat stole first place by
hopping a ride on the Ox.
***SIGN*** God
***SIGN*** "Seriously!?"
***SIGN*** God
**[08:35] K**
What is it that you can't you accept?
**[08:38] T**
Okay, stop right there!
**[08:40] T**
It's impossible for a dragon to come after
an Ox or Tiger, let alone a Rabbit!
**[08:45] T**
I can't accept it at all!
**[08:47] K**
Well, it's just a story.
**[08:52] T**
Oh, this mandarin orange is sweet.
**[08:57] K**
Tohru.
**[08:58] T**
Yes?
**[08:58] K**
Well, umm...
**[09:00] K**
For getting along with the neighbors,
and everything else you've done...
**[09:04] K**
Thank you.
**[09:07] T**
Thank you very much.
**[09:11] T**
It tastes like you.
**[09:13] K**
It doesn't.
**[09:14] T**
Oh, right!
**[09:16] T**
I thought I was forgetting something.
**[09:19] T**
Here.
***SIGN*** New Year's Greetings
**[09:23] K**
New Year's Cards?
**[09:25] T**
Yes. I bought them.
**[09:27] K**
I haven't written one of these in years.
***SIGN*** Candy Grab
***SIGN*** - December 31st -
**[09:50] Announcer**
*How do you feel about your
first performance on the show?*
**[09:52] Idol**
*Well, I wrote my lyrics down on
my hand so I wouldn't forget them,*
**[09:54] T**
I had the noodle shop owner in the
shopping district teach me the trick.
**[09:56] Idol**
*but my palms are so sweaty
they've all disappeared.*
**[09:57] K**
Wow.
**[09:59] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[10:01] Kanna**
Put my kimono on.
**[10:03] K**
A kimono?
**[10:04] T**
Apparently she promised to join
Miss Saikawa on her first shrine visit.
**[10:07] Kanna**
She lent me a kimono so we
can wear them together.
**[10:11] K**
A kimono, huh?
**[10:14] K**
It's not too tight?
**[10:15] Kanna**
No.
**[10:16] K**
All right, all done.
**[10:18] Kanna**
Oh!
**[10:20] T**
Incredible, Miss Kobayashi.
That's like a magic trick.
**[10:24] K**
A long time ago my mother
taught me the trick.
**[10:26] T**
Nice. It looks cute.
**[10:29] K**
You want to wear one, too, then, Tohru?
**[10:31] T**
Huh?
***SIGN*** First Shrine Visit
**[10:41] K**
I'm glad my kimono fits you.
**[10:45] T**
With a kimono, you can adjust
the size for the chest, too!
**[10:47] K**
Yeah.
**[10:49] T**
These past few days we've been losing
to the temptation of the kotatsu,
**[10:53] T**
but going outside for a change is nice.
**[10:55] K**
Yeah.
**[10:56] K**
Fresh air.
**[10:58] Kanna**
It's a little cold.
**[11:00] Saikawa**
Kanna-san!
**[11:02] Kanna**
Saikawa.
**[11:03] S**
So cute!
**[11:05] Kanna**
Warm.
**[11:09] L**
Oh, you're here, too?
**[11:11] T**
Why are you here?
**[11:13] Elma**
Should I not be?
**[11:14] L**
I ran into Elma over there.
**[11:17] Elma**
I heard you could eat lots
of unusual food here.
**[11:20] K**
Lucoa-san, what's with your kimono?
**[11:24] L**
Well, it is New Year's.
**[11:26] L**
I wanted to go traditional.
**[11:28] Shouta**
S-Stop it!
**[11:28] T**
What's your idea of traditional?
**[11:34] Takiya**
Hey, Kobayashi-san.
**[11:36] T**
Oh, that looks good on you, Mr. Fafnir.
**[11:40] Takiya**
Yeah, it does.
**[11:41] F**
Hmph.
**[11:42] Elma**
Let's hurry! Before the amazake's gone!
**[11:45] K**
Well, shall we go?
**[11:47] T**
Yes!
**[11:55] T**
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Year End, New Year! (No Comiket Bit This Time)
***SIGN*** Fried Chicken
***SIGN*** Amazake
It's delicious
***SIGN*** 1 Cup 100 yen
**[12:07] Elma**
So sweet.
**[12:09] L**
It's a nostalgic flavor.
***SIGN*** Delicious Amazake
**[12:11] K**
Really?
**[12:12] L**
Yeah. I used to drink
something like this often.
**[12:15] L**
It takes me back.
**[12:17] T**
Oh, and because you got
drunk you and your sister—
***SIGN*** Evil-Banishing Arrow
**[12:24] Saikawa**
It's a pretty charm.
**[12:26] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[12:27] Saikawa**
Hey, Kanna-san. Want to buy matching ones?
**[12:30] Kanna**
Matching?
**[12:31] Saikawa**
Yes.
**[12:32] Saikawa**
O-Of this r-relationship charm.
***SIGN*** Relationships
**[12:35] T**
A charm, huh?
**[12:39] K**
You want one?
***SIGN*** Academics
**[12:42] Saikawa**
An academics charm...
**[12:45] Elma**
One I made would work way better.
**[12:48] L**
You don't need any charms, Shouta?
**[12:51] Shouta**
I'm from a family of mages.
**[12:53] Shouta**
I'll achieve my desires myself!
**[12:56] L**
How cute!
**[12:58] Shouta**
S-Stop it!
**[13:00] T**
You bought an evil-banishing arrow?
**[13:02] Fafnir**
It might be useful for
researching new curses.
**[13:06] K**
How'd Comiket go?
**[13:07] Takiya**
Thanks, we sold out.
**[13:09] K**
You're as popular as ever, huh.
**[13:12] Takiya**
Looks like Faf-kun's "Curse Anthology 2"
didn't sell any though.
**[13:16] K**
He produced a second after the
first didn't sell this summer?
**[13:19] Elma**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[13:21] Elma**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
Number Twelve
Great Blessing
Luck
**[13:25] K**
Georgie, you got great blessing!
**[13:27] Georgie**
It's a blessing too great for a maid.
You should have it, young lady.
**[13:32] Saikawa**
I'm fine. It's your luck, Sis—... Georgie.
**[13:37] T**
Miss Kobayashi, look! My fortune!
**[13:40] K**
Huh? Which one?
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
Number Twelve
Great Curse
Luck
**[13:42] K**
Great curse.
**[13:43] K**
This is my first time seeing it.
**[13:45] T**
What does it mean?
**[13:47] K**
Your wishes will prove difficult.
**[13:50] K**
The one you wait for will come.
**[13:52] K**
That which you've lost, won't be found.
**[13:55] K**
I don't really get, but it
sounds like a great curse.
**[13:59] K**
Though I guess it also means things'll
only get better from here.
**[14:02] K**
Yay!
**[14:03] Woman**
Hey, isn't it almost time?
**[14:05] Woman**
Huh? Seriously?
**[14:06] Woman**
Seriously, seriously.
**[14:07] T**
I wonder what's going on.
***SIGN*** Saturday, December 31st
**[14:11] K**
Oh, this year's almost over.
**[14:14] K**
Time sure flew by, didn't it?
**[14:19] People**
Thirteen, twelve,
**[14:21] People**
eleven, ten, nine,
**[14:24] People**
eight,
**[14:25] People**
seven,
**[14:26] People**
six,
**[14:27] People**
five,
**[14:28] People**
four, three, two,
**[14:31] People**
one!
**[14:33] People**
Happy New Year!
**[14:35] People**
Happy New Year!
**[14:37] People**
Happy New Year!
**[14:39] K**
Tohru.
**[14:41] K**
Happy New Year.
**[14:44] T**
Happy New Year to you, too!
***SIGN*** Be happy.
***SIGN*** May Dad's lower back get a little better.
***SIGN*** May I become great at soccer
***SIGN*** Land a job.
***SIGN*** Cherish our family.
**[14:50] Georgie**
Young lady, are you all right?
**[14:53] Saikawa**
I'm just a little cold.
**[14:54] Kanna**
Kobayashi, can I invite Saikawa over?
**[14:57] K**
Huh?
**[14:58] Kanna**
Since it's warm under the kotatsu.
**[15:00] T**
Why don't we take this chance
to invite everyone over?
**[15:04] T**
We have plenty of food, too.
**[15:06] K**
Sure. We should let Saikawa-san's
and Shouta-kun's families know.
**[15:10] T**
Well then, everyone, let's go!
**[15:20] T**
Here's the ozouni soup, everyone.
**[15:22] Elma**
What's this? Did you make this?
**[15:25] T**
You don't have to eat it
if you don't want to.
**[15:28] K**
Tohru and Kanna made the mochi.
**[15:31] Takiya**
You went all out.
**[15:32] Elma**
Well, since you made it,
I'll eat it for you.
**[15:35] L**
Thanks for the food.
***SIGN*** Slurp
**[15:38] Elma**
It's good!
**[15:40] T**
I learned the seasoning from
Miss Kobayashi's family.
**[15:44] Fafnir**
It's not mild, huh?
**[15:46] T**
I'll make some sweet red bean soup later, too.
**[15:50] K**
Tohru.
**[15:52] K**
What meat is this?
**[15:53] T**
You get a special treat, Miss Kobayashi!
**[15:56] K**
I've told you countless times
not to put in your tail.
**[15:59] T**
But it's about time you tried it, isn't it?
**[16:01] T**
It's a new year after all.
**[16:03] K**
It still won't happen next
year or the year after.
**[16:06] T**
Eh?
**[16:09] K**
Just climb in with us.
**[16:11] T**
Okay.
**[16:12] T**
The kotatsu's the best.
**[16:14] Takiya**
Kotatsus are nice. Maybe we'll buy one, too.
**[16:18] Fafnir**
Do as you please.
**[16:37] Kanna**
Oh!
**[16:49] Saikawa**
I got to see the first sunrise of the year
with Kanna-san, so this should be a good year.
**[16:54] Fafnir**
It's just a sunrise.
**[16:56] Takiya**
The first sunrise of the year is special.
**[17:00] K**
There it goes.
**[17:03] T**
Yes.
***SIGN*** - January 2nd -
**[17:11] Announcer**
*Now, every year on January 2nd,
it's the annual Tokyo Bay Ekiden!*
**[17:14] Kanna**
I want to watch anime.
**[17:15] TV**
*Which team will win today's race to Nagaura?*
**[17:15] K**
That's on break until the new year's over.
**[17:18] Kanna**
Eh?
**[17:19] K**
Well, I understand how you feel.
**[17:26] K**
Tohru, pick it up.
**[17:28] T**
I can't step away right now.
**[17:30] K**
What do you mean?
**[17:31] T**
It's closer to you, isn't it?
**[17:42] K**
Aah, fine.
***SIGN*** - January 3rd -
**[17:51] TV**
*Now, today's Tokyo Bay
Ekiden, on January 3rd.*
**[17:55] TV**
*The contenders for the win have
been narrowed down to two teams!*
**[17:56] T**
Are these people running the
same race as yesterday?
**[17:59] K**
No, today they're running back from Nagaura.
**[18:02] Kanna**
Boring.
**[18:03] T**
Want to play a game?
**[18:05] Kanna**
Uh-uh.
**[18:06] Kanna**
I'll do my homework.
**[18:08] Both**
Homework?
**[18:11] K**
First writing of the year, huh?
**[18:12] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[18:13] T**
What are you writing?
**[18:15] Kanna**
Anything works.
**[18:17] K**
Ko...
**[18:19] K**
...ta...
**[18:22] K**
...tsu.
***SIGN*** Kotatsu
**[18:24] K**
Kotatsu, huh?
**[18:26] T**
Looks fun.
**[18:28] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, you, too.
**[18:30] T**
Are you sure?
**[18:31] Kanna**
Mhmm.
**[18:32] T**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Mom
**[18:39] T**
What should I write?
**[18:42] Kanna**
Something you like?
**[18:47] K**
Hello?
**[18:49] Kanna**
Lady Tohru?
**[18:50] T**
Oh, right.
**[18:52] K**
Mom?
**[18:53] KM**
*Happy New Year.*
**[18:55] K**
Oh, Happy New Year.
**[18:57] KM**
*I got your New Year's card today.*
**[18:59] K**
Oh, I guess it didn't make
it for the 1st, huh?
**[19:03] KM**
*It's the first time you've ever sent a card.*
**[19:05] K**
Yeah. Everyone doing all right?
**[19:07] KM**
*We're well, we're well.*
**[19:10] T**
It went out of bounds!
**[19:13] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, don't worry.
**[19:14] KM**
*Sounds lively.*
**[19:15] T**
What do I do?!
**[19:16] K**
I have some friends over.
**[19:18] KM**
*So you're having fun, then?*
**[19:18] Kanna**
It's fine to keep going.
**[19:20] T**
All right, here I go.
**[19:22] K**
Yeah.
**[19:24] K**
I'll call again sometime.
**[19:25] K**
Give everyone my regards.
**[19:28] K**
Yeah. Later.
***SIGN*** Miss Kobayashi
**[19:35] K**
You wrote it.
**[19:37] T**
Yes.
**[19:39] T**
Who was on the phone?
**[19:40] K**
My mom.
**[19:41] T**
Huh?
**[19:42] K**
She said all my folks are doing well.
**[19:47] T**
I see.
**[20:01] K**
New Year's ending soon.
**[20:05] T**
Miss Kobayashi, you weren't going to
see your family even for New Year's?
**[20:09] K**
Hmm.
**[20:11] K**
Every year, I spend New Year's
sleeping off the year's fatigue.
**[20:15] K**
It's not like I'm on bad
terms with my family.
**[20:18] K**
Occasionally we chat on the phone.
**[20:21] T**
Is that how it is with human families?
**[20:25] K**
I think it's different for everyone.
**[20:28] K**
In my case, living over here's
the life I've grown used to.
**[20:35] T**
I think I understand.
**[20:36] K**
What about you?
**[20:38] K**
You could go back if you wanted to, right?
**[20:40] K**
You're not going to go see them?
**[20:48] T**
Living here with you is my
life now, Miss Kobayashi.
**[20:54] K**
Yeah.
**[20:58] Both**
Oh!
**[20:59] T**
It went in nicely that time.
**[21:01] K**
Yeah, it fell right...
**[21:04] K**
Ah.
***SIGN*** New Year's Money
**[21:09] Kanna**
New Year's money?
**[21:11] K**
I completely forgot.
**[21:13] T**
New Year's money?
**[21:15] T**
It's my first time receiving any.
**[21:17] Kanna**
Mine, too.
**[21:20] K**
It's my first time giving any, as well.
**[21:22] K**
Well, I'm off.
**[21:24] Both**
Take care!
**[21:33] Shouta**
I'm gonna have a good first dream.
**[21:38] L**
One, Fuji Lucoa!
**[21:40] L**
Two, Hawk Lucoa!
**[21:42] L**
Three, Eggplant Lucoa!
**[21:44] Shouta**
Stop it!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:25] Kanna**
Lady Elma, I received New
Year's money from Kobayashi.
**[23:29] Elma**
Oh, good for you, Kanna.
**[23:31] Kanna**
I received New Year's money from Kobayashi.
**[23:34] Kanna**
New Year's money.
**[23:35] Elma**
All right! I'll give you one, too.
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting!
(We're Raising The Bar On Ourselves)
**[23:38] Kanna**
Oh!
# E12 - Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting! (We're Raising the Bar on Ourselves)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRE58D196/tohru-and-kobayashis-impactful-meeting-were-raising-the-bar-on-ourselves)
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**[00:05] T**
Miss Kobayashi, your coffee's ready.
**[00:08] K**
Oh, thank you.
**[00:12] T**
Kanna, if you don't eat quick,
you'll be late.
**[00:16] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[00:17] T**
Here's your hot milk, Kanna.
**[00:19] T**
Oh, Miss Kobayashi!
**[00:21] K**
Hmm?
**[00:22] T**
What would you like for dinner this evening?
**[00:25] K**
Hmm, well, anything works.
**[00:29] K**
Or maybe not.
**[00:31] T**
No go?
**[00:33] K**
Is there anything you'd like to eat, Tohru?
**[00:35] T**
Me?
**[00:38] T**
Omurice, I suppose.
**[00:40] K**
Oh! Nice! Let's go with that, then.
**[00:43] K**
Make us good ones, please.
**[00:46] T**
Roger that!
**[00:47] T**
Leave it to me!
**[00:50] T**
When do you think you'll
be getting home tonight?
**[00:52] K**
Hmm, I want to be home by ten.
**[00:55] T**
Understood.
**[00:58] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, I'm heading out.
**[00:59] K**
I'm heading out, too.
**[01:00] T**
Yes. Take care!
**[01:04] T**
All right!
**[01:05] T**
Time to give my best again today.
**[02:40] T**
Cleaning, cleaning.
**[02:43] T**
Lalala.
**[02:44] T**
Beat the dust,
**[02:46] T**
crush it,
**[02:48] T**
and leave no dirt or grime!
**[02:51] T**
Wipe it out,
**[02:53] T**
wipe it out!
**[02:58] T**
Huh?! Bring it on!
**[03:05] T**
Bathroom, check!
**[03:07] T**
Bedrooms, check!
**[03:08] T**
Entrance, check!
**[03:09] T**
Rooster, check!
**[03:10] T**
Living room, check!
**[03:15] T**
Perfect timing on the laundry, too.
**[03:19] T**
The weather's nice today,
so they should dry quickly.
**[03:24] T**
Coming.
**[03:26] Delivery**
Please stamp here.
**[03:28] T**
Thank you for all your work.
**[03:31] Delivery**
Thank you.
**[03:34] T**
The cushion to help with
Miss Kobayashi's lower back pain, huh?
**[03:39] T**
Well, the laundry's finished.
**[03:42] T**
All that's left is the omurice for dinner.
**[03:47] T**
It's all for Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:50] (Flashback) K**
Make us good ones, please.
**[03:53] T**
I must prepare the best omurice ever!
**[03:56] T**
First, some trial runs.
**[04:01] T**
Finished!
**[04:04] T**
How's that?
**[04:05] T**
Fluffy, juicy eggs, hot rice with
ketchup, all at restaurant quality!
**[04:11] T**
And the taste...
**[04:15] T**
is average?!
**[04:17] T**
It's not that it isn't good, but...
**[04:20] T**
Hmm...
**[04:22] (Flashback) K**
Make us good ones, please.
**[04:26] T**
Ah!
**[04:28] T**
I want it to be a little more special.
**[04:31] T**
Though she already warned
me not to add tail...
**[04:36] T**
Yes?
**[04:37] L**
Hey.
**[04:39] T**
Oh, it's you, Miss Lucoa.
**[04:41] L**
I brought some snacks. Want some?
**[04:45] T**
Thank you very much.
**[04:50] T**
What's with that outfit?
**[04:52] L**
Everyone was always saying something to me,
so I tried toning down the exposure.
**[04:55] L**
How is it?
**[04:57] T**
You should change your body next.
**[04:59] L**
Huh?
**[05:00] T**
Please, come inside.
**[05:02] L**
Yeah. Pardon me.
**[05:09] L**
No wonder that shop receives such praise.
**[05:11] T**
I'll put on another cup for you.
**[05:14] L**
Oh, but I need to be going.
**[05:16] T**
Right!
**[05:18] T**
I was in the middle of making trial batches
of omurice for Miss Kobayashi to eat.
**[05:22] T**
Do you know any techniques
to make them taste good?
**[05:26] L**
Oh, omurice, huh?
**[05:28] L**
Hmm...
**[05:31] L**
The quickest way would probably be
to use good ingredients, I think?
**[05:35] T**
I see.
**[05:36] L**
Later! The tea was delicious.
**[05:40] T**
It was nothing.
**[05:45] T**
Ingredients, huh?
***SIGN*** Oborozuka Shopping District
***SIGN*** Prime Free-Range Chicken Thighs
**[05:53] T**
It's expensive.
**[05:55] T**
If I gather good rice,
vegetables, and eggs...
**[05:59] T**
Yeah, all right.
**[06:00] T**
Over budget?!
**[06:02] Butcher**
Shopping for dinner, Tohru-chan?
**[06:05] T**
Oh, Mr. Tatsuta.
**[06:07] T**
This chicken is expensive, isn't it?
**[06:11] Butcher**
Well, that's the best free-range
chicken from Akita, after all.
**[06:14] T**
Could you give me a discount?
**[06:17] Butcher**
Hmm, it's already priced as low as I can go.
**[06:19] T**
Could you please?!
**[06:20] Butcher**
If I go any lower,
it'll hurt my own livelihood.
**[06:25] T**
I see.
**[06:26] Butcher**
But I wanted to thank you
for the other day, too.
**[06:29] Butcher**
I could give you extra on these cuts.
***SIGN*** Chicken Thighs
***SIGN*** Chicken Thighs
**[06:33] T**
*They're average!*
**[06:34] T**
That would defeat the point.
**[06:36] Butcher**
It would?
**[06:39] K**
Make us good ones, please.
**[06:42] T**
I don't have a choice.
**[06:53] T**
Hereabouts should be good.
**[07:07] Kanna**
I'm home!
**[07:10] T**
Welcome home, Kanna!
**[07:17] Kanna**
Lady Tohru, what's this?
**[07:19] T**
Ingredients for our omurice.
**[07:21] Kanna**
You went back again?
**[07:23] T**
Only for a moment.
**[07:26] Kanna**
What eggs are these?
**[07:28] T**
They're Gullinkambi eggs.
**[07:31] Kanna**
The one serving as Valhalla's alarm clock?
**[07:34] T**
Yes.
**[07:34] Gullinkambi**
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
**[07:36] (Flashback) Einherjar**
They're damn good!
**[07:38] (Flashback) T**
Really?
**[07:39] T**
An einherjar told me they're
incredibly delicious.
**[07:43] Kanna**
And this?
**[07:44] T**
That's...
**[07:45] T**
spring water from an elf village.
**[07:47] T**
I was planning to cook the
rice with it. Just...
**[07:52] T**
I've fought with the elves
before, so I took it in secret.
**[07:56] Kanna**
You couldn't complain if
they killed you over that.
**[07:59] T**
There's also meat from bull demons,
and fruits that only grow in that world.
**[08:05] Kanna**
What about the rice and vegetables?
**[08:07] T**
I thought it best to use rice
and vegetables from this world.
**[08:10] Kanna**
True, the rice in this nation is delicious.
**[08:13] T**
Apparently they use some magic
called "selective breeding."
**[08:18] T**
I should have them teach me
the incantation some time.
**[08:22] T**
Now, then.
**[08:23] T**
Time to get cooking!
**[08:25] T**
Kanna, could you help me, too?
**[08:27] Kanna**
Yeah!
**[08:33] L**
Roar!
**[08:35] Shouta**
Demons out! Blessings in!
**[08:35] L**
Roar, roar!
**[08:41] L**
Roar, roar, roar, roar!
**[08:41] Shouta**
Demons out! Blessings in!
**[08:59] Shouta**
Lucoa!
**[09:00] L**
Huh?
**[09:02] L**
Oh, were you worried about me?
**[09:04] L**
I-I wasn't!
**[09:06] L**
Huh?
**[09:08] L**
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Tohru and Kobayashi's Impactful Meeting! (We're Raising the Bar on Ourselves)
**[09:14] K**
Ah, I'm beat.
**[09:19] K**
*Oh, right, tonight's dinner is omurice.*
**[09:23] K**
* If I recall, the first normal meal*
* she cooked was omurice.*
**[09:28] (Flashback) T**
It's done, Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:30] K**
*She set it out with such confidence...*
**[09:33] K**
*And it was damn good!*
**[09:35] K**
* Normally, she always made*
* weird things, though.*
**[09:38] K**
*Thinking about it now...*
**[09:40] K**
* It's been a long time since I had*
* someone willing to cook for me.*
***SIGN*** Two's better than one! Three's better than two! Family's great!
**[09:48] K**
*Back then I told her it was so-so, but...*
**[09:51] K**
*Today I'll tell her...*
**[09:55] K**
*it's... good...*
**[10:00] (Flashback) Staff**
Hey, hurry up and pass that my way!
**[10:01] (Flashback) Staff**
Forget about that,
hurry up and fix this error!
**[10:02] Staff**
Make sure you're making backups!
**[10:03] Staff**
Help me out here!
**[10:04] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[10:05] (Flashback) Boss**
The deadline's almost here!
**[10:06] (Flashback) K**
Yes!
**[10:07] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi! We've got errors!
**[10:09] (Flashback) K**
I'll fix them at once!
**[10:10] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi! Help out over here!
**[10:12] (Flashback) K**
Coming right now!
**[10:13] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[10:14] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[10:15] (Flashback) Boss**
Kobayashi!
**[10:15] (Flashback) K**
Shut up!
**[10:22] (Flashback) K**
Another, man!
**[10:23] (Flashback) Bartender**
Coming up.
**[10:26] (Flashback) K**
That's my stop!
***SIGN*** Express
**[10:28] (Flashback) K**
Where am I going now?
**[10:32] (Flashback) K**
The mountain... sounds good.
**[10:34] (Flashback) K**
The air's nice here!
**[10:35] (Flashback) K**
Huh?! A bear?!
***SIGN*** Caution! Bears in Area
**[10:36] (Flashback) K**
Bear...
**[10:37] (Flashback) K**
Tasty bears!
**[10:38] (Flashback) K**
Bring it on!
***SIGN*** Dragonslayer
**[10:45] (Flashback) K**
It's pitch black!
**[10:48] (Flashback) K**
Ow.
**[10:53] (Flashback) K**
What?
**[11:00] (Flashback) T**
Where did you come from, human?
**[11:13] (Flashback) K**
Whoa! It's a dragon! Hug me!
**[11:18] (Flashback) K**
Ow!
**[11:19] (Flashback) T**
Leave, you insolent human!
**[11:22] (Flashback) T**
Or I'll eat you!
**[11:28] (Flashback) T**
Well, either way, I'm going to die, too.
**[11:34] (Flashback) T**
How pathetic that the last
being I meet is a human.
**[11:38] K**
Hey, don't you get tired
of talking that way?
**[11:40] (Flashback) T**
Huh?
**[11:41] (Flashback) K**
It has to wear you out.
**[11:43] (Flashback) T**
Why, you!
**[11:44] (Flashback) K**
You need this pulled out?
**[11:46] (Flashback) T**
Huh? Well...
**[11:49] (Flashback) T**
Hey!
**[11:50] (Flashback) T**
You fool! If a human touches God's
sword, their mind will be torn— Ahh!
**[11:56] (Flashback) K**
Don't know about that.
**[11:57] (Flashback) K**
If God exists, then... Hngh!
**[12:02] (Flashback) K**
He should try...
**[12:04] (Flashback) K**
extending my deadline right now!
**[12:04] (Flashback) T**
No, no, no, no!
***SIGN*** Dragonslayer
**[12:13] (Flashback) K**
Even if we are in my dream, that's no
reason a dragon should be so servile.
**[12:20] (Flashback) T**
I'm sorry.
**[12:21] (Flashback) T**
Yet you saved me...
**[12:23] (Flashback) T**
I was defeated in battle with the
gods, and escaped to this world.
**[12:28] (Flashback) T**
I imagine you managed to remove
that sword because you lack faith.
**[12:33] (Flashback) T**
I'm truly grateful.
**[12:33] (Flashback) K**
Who gives a damn about that?!
**[12:36] (Flashback) T**
Huh?
**[12:38] (Flashback) K**
Drink!
**[12:39] (Flashback) K**
Drink with me!
**[12:40] (Flashback) K**
Dragon, listen to my story!
**[12:42] (Flashback) T**
Huh? Uh...
**[12:45] (Flashback) K**
Drink it!
**[13:04] (Flashback) K**
Oh.
**[13:06] (Flashback) K**
So you're a girl, then.
**[13:08] (Flashback) T**
Yes, I am.
**[13:10] (Flashback) T**
I don't like using this spell though.
**[13:13] (Flashback) K**
Oh! You're a good drinker!
**[13:15] (Flashback) K**
All right! Let's drink
together, just us girls!
***SIGN*** Hehehe
**[13:18] (Flashback) T**
Girls?!
***SIGN*** D'oh
**[13:19] (Flashback) K**
I'm a girl!
**[13:20] (Flashback) T**
Oh! I'm sorry.
**[13:21] (Flashback) K**
Jeez, now I'm mad! Drink!
Let me fondle your tits!
**[13:24] (Flashback) T**
Sure.
**[13:25] (Flashback) K**
Huh? I can?
***SIGN*** - Several Hours Later -
***SIGN*** Dragon slayer
**[13:29] (Flashback) K**
This whole world's unfair!
**[13:31] (Flashback) K**
I'm out there working so hard, for what?!
**[13:33] (Flashback) T**
That's right, you tell them!
Let me bring an end to it all!
**[13:37] (Flashback) K**
And what the hell?! Don't make me cover
for your subordinate's mistakes!
**[13:42] (Flashback) T**
Don't assume all dragons are those lolicons
who demand a village's virgin daughters!
***SIGN*** Dragonslayer
**[14:01] (Flashback) K**
Why am I all alone?
**[14:06] (Flashback) T**
Same.
**[14:09] (Flashback) T**
I'm all alone in this world now...
**[14:18] (Flashback) K**
Do you have anywhere to go?
**[14:20] (Flashback) T**
No. Though I've been alone from the start.
**[14:25] (Flashback) K**
Then...
**[14:26] (Flashback) K**
Want to come to my place?
**[14:39] (Flashback) T**
I-I do!
**[14:46] (Flashback) K**
Then be my maid!
**[14:48] (Flashback) T**
What?
**[14:48] (Flashback) K**
Listen! A maid isn't just a simple servant!
**[14:52] (Flashback) K**
Normally they're divided by their
roles into house maids, laundry maids,
**[14:55] (Flashback) K**
and so forth, and it takes training to be
one, unlike those girls at maid cafés—Oh!
**[15:00] (Flashback) K**
I'm Kobayashi.
**[15:04] (Flashback) T**
I'm Tohru.
**[15:06] (Flashback) K**
So, Tohru.
**[15:07] (Flashback) K**
I'm not out to deny the
existence of maid cafés.
**[15:09] (Flashback) K**
Those are good in their own way,
**[15:10] (Flashback) K**
but they're a problem that
helps contribute to the growing
**[15:11] (Flashback) K**
trend of the maid profession
being taken lightly...
**[15:16] Train**
Oborozuka. Oborozuka.
***SIGN*** Oborozuka
**[15:20] K**
I feel like I dreamt about
something important...
**[15:26] K**
I'm home.
**[15:27] Kanna**
Kobayashi!
**[15:28] T**
Miss Kobayashi, welcome home!
**[15:31] T**
We just finished the omurice.
**[15:33] Kanna**
I helped, too.
**[15:35] T**
I'm confident in it!
**[15:40] K**
*The omurice was delicious,*
**[15:43] K**
*but because I had to point out so many issues,*
**[15:44] K**
*I again failed to tell her they were good.*
**[15:59] Taki**
I can't believe it's raining all of a sudden!
**[16:02] Taki**
I'm home!
**[16:03] Taki**
They said there was no chance of rain.
**[16:12] Fafnir**
Help me, Takiya.
**[16:13] Fafnir**
It's a guerrilla event.
**[16:15] Fafnir**
Time to grind.
**[16:18] Taki**
Coming, coming!
**[16:22] T**
Hmm...
**[16:23] T**
I guess we'll be having
this for lunch for a while.
**[16:26] TV**
*So cute!*
**[16:28] TV**
*Is it okay if I pet him?*
**[16:30] TV**
*Sure!*
***SIGN*** Entertainer Special
***SIGN*** Entertainers' Pet
Gathering
***SIGN*** World Wide Dogs
**[16:32] T**
Ridiculous.
**[16:33] K**
Oh, hey, it's cramped.
**[16:35] T**
What mere pets, acting
affectionate with humans.
**[16:38] K**
You're one to talk.
**[16:40] T**
Kanna.
**[16:40] K**
No.
**[16:42] K**
Speaking of which, were there any humans
you were close to in your old world?
**[16:46] T**
Humans?
**[16:48] T**
Well, if I had to say, there was one
human I associated with for a time.
**[16:55] K**
Oh? What were they like?
**[16:58] T**
Well, allow me to talk about
my former self a bit.
**[17:07] T**
I first met that human in
an empty, ruined village.
**[17:14] (Flashback) T**
Hmm, guess I'll make this
place my home for a while.
**[17:19] (Flashback) T**
Hmm?
**[17:23] (Flashback) Girl**
It's rare to see a dragon
in a place like this!
**[17:27] (Flashback) Girl**
I was just lying low for a bit.
**[17:29] (Flashback) Girl**
Let me stay with you for a while!
**[17:31] (Flashback) T**
A bandit?
**[17:32] (Flashback) Girl**
Uh-huh.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Girl**
I mistook a noble for a merchant and
attacked them, now I'm on the run.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Girl**
All my comrades have been captured,
**[17:41] (Flashback) Girl**
so I'm all alone now and I
was wondering what to do next.
**[17:44] (Flashback) T**
I'm not interested in you.
**[17:47] (Flashback) T**
If you don't get lost, I'll just kill you.
**[17:50] (Flashback) T**
How dare you... Why do you laugh?
**[17:52] (Flashback) Girl**
Oh, sorry!
**[17:54] (Flashback) Girl**
This is the first time I've
ever heard anyone say
**[17:56] (Flashback) Girl**
they'd kill me with so little
intent behind the words!
**[17:58] (Flashback) Girl**
Miss Dragon, you're not used to
threatening people, are you?
**[18:01] (Flashback) T**
It's not just a threat!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Girl**
See?
**[18:10] (Flashback) Girl**
So it's okay, right?
**[18:12] (Flashback) Girl**
Let me stay for a while.
**[18:15] (Flashback) T**
Do as you please.
**[18:17] (Flashback) Girl**
Yeah.
**[18:18] T**
Thinking back on it now,
I could've just left myself.
**[18:22] T**
But at the time I couldn't
let myself yield to a human.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Girl**
Hey, hey, what's it feel
like being a dragon?
**[18:34] (Flashback) T**
What do you mean?
**[18:36] (Flashback) Girl**
You can fly through the sky, and possess
such power you'll never lose to anyone.
**[18:41] (Flashback) Girl**
I want to know what it feels like to
be able to live freely in this world.
**[18:45] (Flashback) Girl**
Huh? You're ignoring me?
**[18:47] Girl**
No way!
**[18:47] T**
At the time I found myself thinking.
**[18:48] Girl**
You responded to me! Hey!
**[18:50] T**
What was my freedom like?
**[18:52] T**
I never thought of myself
as free before then.
**[18:56] T**
I was born with the chaos faction,
lived with chaos, and fought the divine.
**[19:03] T**
If that all ended, would I be free?
**[19:06] T**
Would it ever end?
**[19:07] T**
Even if it did end,
and I was free, what would I...?
**[19:13] (Flashback) T**
What would you do if you had freedom?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Girl**
Hmm?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Girl**
Be a maid!
**[19:18] (Flashback) T**
A maid?
**[19:19] (Flashback) Girl**
Yes. A maid.
**[19:21] (Flashback) Girl**
I'd wear a cute maid outfit,
**[19:23] (Flashback) Girl**
greet guests with my best smile,
fall in love with my master.
**[19:29] (Flashback) T**
You'd just be enslaving yourself.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Girl**
Yes!
**[19:32] (Flashback) Girl**
But it'd be my choice.
**[19:34] (Flashback) Girl**
I would have a choice.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Girl**
If I had a choice, I think
my life would be different.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Girl**
If I could choose my own life,
**[19:42] (Flashback) Girl**
and my only two choices were becoming
a bandit or becoming a slave, then...
**[19:47] (Flashback) T**
I see.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Girl**
Yeah.
**[19:50] T**
Thinking back on it, I had
never made my own choice,
**[19:54] T**
and I thought that was fine.
**[19:57] T**
There wasn't anyone I wanted to see anyway.
**[20:00] T**
So I chatted with that girl
for a while after that.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Girl**
I think I should be good now.
**[20:07] (Flashback) T**
You're leaving?
**[20:09] (Flashback) Girl**
Yeah.
**[20:10] (Flashback) Girl**
I'm going to cross the mountains and
try heading to the next nation over.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Girl**
I'm sure there'll be something there.
**[20:15] (Flashback) Girl**
Oh, Miss Dragon, let me ride you.
**[20:18] (Flashback) T**
Bug off! I'll never let a human ride me!
**[20:20] (Flashback) Girl**
Cheapskate.
**[20:22] (Flashback) T**
I'll die before I let a human ride me.
**[20:27] (Flashback) Girl**
Well, later.
**[20:29] (Flashback) Girl**
Thank you, Miss Dragon!
**[20:32] (Flashback) T**
For what?
**[20:33] (Flashback) Girl**
For being with me.
**[20:36] T**
And so I parted ways with
that annoying human.
**[20:39] T**
At least, that's how I *should* have felt.
**[20:41] T**
Yet I felt a little sad...
**[20:45] T**
and uncomfortable.
**[20:47] K**
Then maybe that person had something
to do with why you're my maid now.
**[20:52] T**
You're right.
**[20:54] T**
It's rare of me to say this, but I
wouldn't mind seeing that human again.
**[20:59] K**
I see.
**[21:00] T**
Yes.
**[21:01] T**
By the way, Tohru.
**[21:03] T**
Yes?
**[21:04] K**
The way you used to talk
sounds like an old man.
**[21:07] T**
Huh?!
**[21:07] T**
But it's cool!
**[21:09] K**
Huh?
**[21:13] Girl**
All right!
**[21:15] Girl**
The weather's nice.
***SIGN*** Super Entry Level Object-Oriented Programming
***SIGN*** Learn the skills yourself
**[21:28] Elma**
I see...
**[21:35] Elma**
I've sure blended in to this world...
**[21:38] Elma**
Oh, well.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:25] K**
Tohru, do you think that
bandit girl is still alive?
**[23:29] T**
Who knows?
**[23:30] T**
But if she is alive, I bet
she's serving as a maid.
**[23:33] K**
Same as you, then.
**[23:34] T**
Indeed.
**[23:35] K**
I hope she's getting along well.
***SIGN*** Episode 13
***SIGN*** Emperor of Demise Arrives!
(It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It)
**[23:37] T**
I hope so, too.
# E13 - Emperor of Demise Arrives! (It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQ5NE26/emperor-of-demise-arrives-it-was-the-final-episode-before-we-knew-it)
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**[00:20] Kanna**
Today I promised to play
with Saikawa in the park.
**[00:24] K**
I see. Have fun.
**[00:26] Kanna**
Mm.
**[00:27] T**
Do you have any plans for today,
Miss Kobayashi?
**[00:32] K**
I guess I'd like to spend my day
off relaxing at home for once.
**[00:35] T**
Understood!
**[00:36] T**
I'll give it my utmost best as your
maid to ensure you can relax.
**[00:41] K**
Well, just leaving me alone is fine.
**[00:47] T**
Kanna!
**[00:50] T**
Take care.
**[00:51] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:58] T**
I hope the sun comes out today.
**[02:42] Kanna**
Cute.
**[02:45] S**
Shepherd's purse, huh?
***SIGN*** Flower Language Dictionary
**[02:47] Kanna**
Flower language?
**[02:48] S**
Yes. It's a book about the language of flowers.
**[02:50] S**
Georgie lent it to me.
**[02:52] S**
It's interesting.
**[02:57] Kanna**
Saikawa.
**[02:59] S**
The meaning of shepherd's purse is...
**[03:01] S**
There!
***SIGN*** Shepherd's Purse
Flower Meaning:
I'll offer everything to you.
Brassicaaceae Family,
Capsella Genus, Annual.
**[03:03] S**
I'll offer everything to you?!
**[03:08] S**
My everything for you, Kanna-san!
**[03:13] Kanna**
My everything?
**[03:33] T**
Here you go, Miss Kobayashi.
**[03:35] K**
Yeah, thanks.
**[03:45] T**
How is it?
**[03:47] K**
Oh, it's good.
**[03:51] T**
I've been trying to change
the temperature and such,
**[03:54] T**
depending on how you're feeling.
**[03:58] K**
You dragons are amazing.
**[04:00] T**
It's not because I'm a dragon.
**[04:02] T**
It's because I'm me.
**[04:04] T**
Well, I should go shopping soon.
**[04:10] T**
What should I make for tonight's dinner?
**[04:16] K**
Omurice.
**[04:18] T**
Sounds good!
**[04:19] T**
Let's go with that, then.
**[04:20] K**
Make us proper ones today, please.
**[04:22] T**
Leave it to me!
**[04:24] T**
I'm heading out.
**[04:26] K**
Okay.
**[04:34] T**
Omurice, omurice!
***SIGN*** LED Light Campaign On Now
**[04:38] TV**
*Their lifespan is short!*
**[04:40] Man**
* Yes. For example, the house mouse only*
* lives for a year to a year and a half.*
***SIGN*** House Mouse
***SIGN*** Lifespan
***SIGN*** Human
**[04:45] Woman**
*Ah, how sad!*
**[04:47] Man**
*That's not so.*
**[04:49] Man**
* Every living creature has*
* its own perception of time,*
**[04:51] Man**
* and applying human standards*
* to them is mistaken.*
**[04:53] D**
How long are you planning
to keep doing this?
**[05:00] T**
Are you me?
**[05:03] D**
That's right.
**[05:04] D**
I'm the doubt within you.
**[05:14] D**
Don't avert your eyes.
**[05:15] D**
Don't deceive yourself.
**[05:17] D**
And with that...
**[05:21] D**
I ask you. How long are you
planning to keep doing this?
**[05:28] T**
I just want to enjoy this time I have now,
**[05:32] T**
and spend time with
Miss Kobayashi, that's all...
**[05:35] D**
How long?
**[05:38] D**
You understand, don't you?
**[05:40] D**
One day you will have to go back.
**[05:43] T**
I won't go back.
**[05:45] T**
I don't intend to go back.
**[05:47] T**
Because I'm Miss Kobayashi's maid.
**[05:50] D**
You're not. You're a dragon!
**[05:54] T**
What will you do if you
have a reason to return?
**[05:57] T**
If the war back there worsens?
**[06:00] T**
If you long for battle?
**[06:02] T**
If Miss Kobayashi were to...
***SIGN*** Die
**[06:16] T**
*Miss Kobayashi... The place I belong...*
**[06:34] T**
Father?
**[06:35] Father**
You understand why I'm here, yes?
**[06:41] Father**
You're coming home with me.
**[06:42] Father**
Tohru, this isn't where you belong.
**[07:03] Kanna**
Lady Tohru!
**[07:10] K**
Welcome home, Kanna-chan.
**[07:11] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[07:14] K**
Tohru's still not back yet, huh.
**[07:16] K**
Just how far did she go to shop?
**[07:19] Kanna**
Lady Tohru went home.
**[07:21] K**
No, she's not—
**[07:23] Kanna**
She went home.
**[07:24] K**
Huh?
**[07:25] Kanna**
To the other world.
**[07:28] Kanna**
I think the Emperor of Demise,
Lady Tohru's father, came to pick her up.
**[07:36] K**
What do you mean?
**[07:42] Kanna**
I don't think she'll come
back to this world anymore.
**[07:46] K**
Huh?
**[07:49] Kanna**
She can't go against the Emperor of Demise.
**[07:52] K**
I see.
**[08:08] K**
Seriously?
***SIGN*** Episode 13
***SIGN*** Emperor of Demise Arrives! (It Was the Final Episode Before We Knew It)
**[08:22] K**
Crap!
**[08:23] K**
Kanna-chan, wake up!
**[08:25] K**
You'll be late!
**[08:28] K**
Shoot, shoot.
**[08:30] K**
I totally forgot!
**[08:40] K**
Hot!
**[08:44] K**
Oh, man...
**[08:47] K**
I'm sorry, Kanna-chan.
**[08:49] Kanna**
It's okay.
**[08:52] Staff**
Kobayashi-san.
**[08:54] Staff**
Kobayashi-san.
**[08:55] Staff**
Kobayashi-san?
**[08:56] K**
Huh?
**[08:57] K**
Oh, Yamashita-kun.
**[08:59] Y**
About those revisions...
**[09:01] K**
Yeah, I'll take care of them.
**[09:03] Y**
Sorry.
**[09:07] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san, did something happen?
**[09:16] K**
Tohru went home.
**[09:18] K**
To the other world.
**[09:24] Takiya**
I see.
**[09:26] K**
Yeah.
**[09:33] K**
I'm home.
**[09:37] Kanna**
Kobayashi, welcome home.
**[09:39] K**
Sorry I'm late.
**[09:41] K**
Let's have dinner.
**[09:43] Kanna**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Burnable Trash
***SIGN*** Time Set
**[10:46] Takiya**
Are you all right?
**[10:47] K**
How so?
**[10:48] Takiya**
Staying this late, pulling overtime.
**[10:50] K**
Kanna-chan's staying at
Saikawa-san's place tonight.
**[10:53] Takiya**
I see.
**[10:57] Takiya**
Want to go for drinks after we're done?
**[11:00] K**
I'll pass tonight.
**[11:03] Takiya**
All right.
**[11:05] Takiya**
Next time, then.
**[11:05] K**
Yeah.
**[11:09] Georgie**
Well, Kanna-sama, young lady, good night.
**[11:13] Both**
Good night.
**[11:18] Saikawa**
Wh-What's the matter, Kanna-san?
**[11:35] L**
Tohru.
***SIGN*** Hades7: Well, time for me to drop off.
***SIGN*** Ebony Holy Knight: Oh, me, too.
***SIGN*** Ebony Holy Knight: Ooyama-san, good night.
***SIGN*** Crystalite: Pulling another all-nighter?
***SIGN*** Crystalite: That's crazy. Later.
**[11:52] K**
I'm home.
**[12:15] K**
I should've told her the
omurice was good,
**[12:17] K**
if things were going to turn out like this.
**[12:32] T**
Miss Kobayashi, it's me!
**[12:34] T**
Me, Tohru!
**[12:36] K**
Tohru?
**[12:45] T**
I'm home, Miss Kobayashi!
**[12:48] T**
Oh, I can't fit inside in this form.
**[13:01] K**
Why?
**[13:02] T**
Huh?
**[13:03] K**
I thought you went home.
**[13:05] K**
To the other world.
**[13:08] T**
Yes.
**[13:10] T**
But I came back.
**[13:17] T**
This is kind of awkward.
**[13:20] K**
Yeah.
**[13:25] T**
I'm home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[13:31] K**
Yeah. Welcome home, Toh—
**[13:38] K**
What?
**[13:45] Father**
Tohru.
**[13:47] T**
Father.
**[13:48] K**
*This is Tohru's...*
**[13:50] Father**
Why did you come back without permission?
**[13:53] T**
Because I want to be here.
**[13:56] T**
Please!
**[13:56] Father**
No.
**[13:59] Father**
I told you. We're forbidden from
interfering in this world.
**[14:05] Father**
You're coming home with me.
**[14:09] T**
I don't want to!
**[14:10] Father**
What you want doesn't matter.
**[14:18] Father**
You understand. You can't be in this world.
**[14:21] Father**
You can't throw the world
into chaos over your whims.
**[14:26] T**
I want to be here.
**[14:30] T**
Because this is where I belong.
**[14:35] Father**
You would live a quiet life as a human?
**[14:38] Father**
One day you'll fray apart.
**[14:40] Father**
You've sensed that, haven't you?
**[14:49] Father**
Come back, Tohru.
**[14:51] Father**
Before you get hurt.
**[14:58] K**
*Is it okay if I speak up?*
**[15:00] K**
*That was a mean way of phrasing it.*
**[15:04] K**
* But it's not nice to butt in*
* between a parent and child.*
**[15:07] K**
*I should probably respect Tohru's decision.*
**[15:10] T**
I don't want to!
**[15:12] K**
Umm...
**[15:19] ---**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[15:23] Father**
Choose your words carefully.
**[15:25] Father**
You might be the one eliminated,
depending on what you say.
**[15:40] (Flashback) T**
I'm home, Miss Kobayashi.
**[15:51] Father**
What is it?
**[15:53] K**
Tohru said she doesn't want to go back!
**[16:00] F**
You...!
**[16:02] K**
You can't interfere in this world, right?
**[16:05] K**
Then you can't kill me.
**[16:07] Father**
But I can leave you just shy of death.
**[16:09] K**
That won't change how I feel!
**[16:14] Father**
We must obey the rules of the world.
**[16:19] Father**
If the dragons charged with defending
order are found to be in this world,
**[16:24] Father**
others will be influenced by
that and make their way here.
**[16:28] Father**
Things may be fine now, but eventually
some will plot an invasion.
**[16:33] Father**
What then?
**[16:35] K**
That wouldn't be Tohru's fault.
**[16:38] K**
You're just twisting this
into her responsibility!
**[16:42] Father**
It's a possibility.
**[16:43] K**
Who cares?!
**[16:46] Father**
Why are you so fixated on Tohru?
**[16:49] Father**
Don't tell me you like Tohru?
**[16:51] Father**
I can't believe a human like you would.
**[16:54] K**
Really?
**[16:56] K**
Tohru's a great girl!
**[16:57] Father**
I know that.
**[17:03] K**
She's bright and cheerful,
**[17:05] K**
and sometimes she feels down,
but she hides it with a laugh.
**[17:09] K**
And to top it off, she's a maid!
**[17:11] K**
Do you get it?
**[17:14] K**
Don't take my maid away!
**[17:16] K**
She's mine!
**[17:19] Father**
You overstep—
**[17:24] Father**
I see.
**[17:25] Father**
In that case, this space is too small.
**[17:42] K**
Tohru.
**[17:49] Father**
This is a first.
**[17:50] Father**
You rebelling against me.
**[17:53] T**
I'll decide where I belong on my own.
**[17:55] Father**
Hmph.
**[17:57] T**
I respect you, Father.
**[17:59] T**
I admire you.
**[18:00] T**
But that's as a dragon.
**[18:03] T**
Miss Kobayashi is my...
**[18:08] T**
my...
**[18:10] T**
my light!
**[18:12] Father**
You know nothing.
**[18:18] T**
In that case...!
**[18:23] Father**
If you defy me, I won't show mercy.
**[18:35] Father**
Come home, stupid daughter.
**[18:37] T**
I won't go back!
**[18:40] Father**
I won't allow it!
**[18:42] Father**
Not with a human!
**[18:43] T**
Miss Kobayashi's special!
**[18:48] K**
There!
**[18:51] Father**
This is your last chance. Come home.
**[18:54] T**
I won't go back!
**[18:55] Father**
You hardhead!
**[19:07] K**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[19:11] T**
Kanna? Miss Kobayashi?
**[19:13] K**
Why are you two fighting?!
**[19:15] Father**
Stay out of this, human.
**[19:18] T**
I'm sorry, Miss Kobayashi,
but could you step back for a bit?
**[19:22] K**
Why are you dragons like this?
**[19:25] K**
You'll never get anywhere
if you can't compromise.
**[19:29] Father**
What are you getting at?
**[19:30] K**
You're being extreme!
**[19:32] K**
I can never understand that.
**[19:34] Father**
Of course. Humans could never understand us.
**[19:39] K**
Not so.
**[19:40] Father**
Hmm?
**[19:42] K**
Knowing you're different is only the start.
**[19:45] K**
You grow closer or more distant,
**[19:47] K**
again and again,
while realizing those differences.
**[19:50] K**
And then you start finding
the aspects you like.
**[19:52] K**
You can even build respect.
**[19:55] Father**
Respect?
**[19:58] K**
Then you can forge both trust and bonds.
**[20:05] Father**
Do you genuinely believe you
can live alongside her?
**[20:09] K**
You're wrong!
**[20:11] K**
We've already been doing that for a long time.
**[20:13] K**
It's about whether or not
you believe it can last.
**[20:17] K**
I believed it would.
**[20:18] K**
What about you?
**[20:21] K**
Try having faith in your daughter!
**[20:37] Father**
I won't approve.
**[20:38] Father**
Not with something like a human who doesn't
even have the lifespan to live alongside her.
**[20:45] Father**
Tohru. My foolish daughter.
**[21:08] K**
Sorry for being selfish.
**[21:12] T**
What should I give you?
**[21:16] T**
Everything. I'll give you everything!
**[21:20] K**
I don't need that much.
**[21:40] K**
Good morning, Tohru.
**[21:41] T**
Good morning, Miss Kobayashi.
**[21:44] Kanna**
Good morning, Lady Tohru.
**[21:46] T**
Morning, Kanna.
**[21:47] Takiya**
Okay, I'm heading out.
**[21:50] Fafnir**
We're out of conditioner.
**[21:51] Takiya**
Okay, I'll buy some.
**[21:53] Fafnir**
Also...
**[21:54] Takiya**
8 o'clock, right?
**[21:56] Takiya**
I know.
**[21:59] S**
Kanna-san said she was coming
over to play again today.
**[22:02] Georgie**
In that case, I'll prepare chocolates.
**[22:05] S**
Chocolates?
**[22:12] L**
Take care, Shouta.
**[22:14] Shouta**
Stop it!
**[22:16] Clerk**
Try our new waffles!
**[22:20] Clerk**
Thank you very much.
**[22:23] K**
Tohru.
**[22:24] T**
Yes?
**[22:25] K**
I'm thinking of going home for
the first time in a while.
**[22:28] T**
Oh, sounds nice.
**[22:29] T**
Please, you should go.
**[22:31] K**
Will you come with me?
**[23:04] T**
* I'll never be able to grow*
* old with Miss Kobayashi.*
**[23:08] T**
* One day, the time will come*
* when we have to part.*
**[23:15] T**
* Even so, I would never think*
* I was better off not meeting her.*
**[23:24] T**
*I just want to treasure this time we have.*
**[23:35] K**
I'm home.
# E14 - Valentines and Hot Springs! (Please Don't Get Your Hopes Up)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDQ18ZZ6/valentines-and-hot-springs-please-dont-get-your-hopes-up)
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**[00:08] Tohru**
Now Miss Kobayashi's
introduced me to her parents,
**[00:10] Tohru**
I've practically claimed her heart!
**[00:16] Tohru**
All that remains is...
**[00:19] Tohru**
claiming her body!
**[00:21] Tohru**
I do it all for love!
**[00:29] Tohru**
I put it in!
**[00:30] Tohru**
I put it in!
**[00:31] Tohru**
I put it in!
**[00:33] Tohru**
The love potion!
**[00:35] Tohru**
Now Miss Kobayashi's body will be mine!
**[02:23] TV**
*Look at this line!*
**[02:25] Kanna**
Kobayashi.
**[02:25] TV**
*They're all here to buy someone
Valentine's chocolates!*
**[02:28] Kanna**
There's lots chocolates!
***SIGN*** Valentine's Special
**[02:30] Kobayashi**
That's because it's Valentine's Day.
**[02:32] Kanna**
Valentine's Day?
**[02:34] Kobayashi**
It's a day when you give chocolates
to the people you like.
**[02:37] Kanna**
Oh! Chocolates!
**[02:40] Tohru**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[02:42] K**
Hmm? What?
**[02:46] Tohru**
Here! Happy Valentine's!
**[02:49] Tohru**
Please eat them!
**[02:55] K**
Tohru.
**[02:57] T**
Yes?
**[02:59] K**
There's a thing called "trust" in this world.
**[03:02] T**
Pardon?
**[03:03] K**
Trust is very important, both when it
comes to work and in personal relations.
**[03:11] K**
It's not uncommon for one to lose
everything when they lose that.
**[03:17] K**
Get it, Tohru?
**[03:20] K**
So it'll be okay for me to eat
these chocolates right now, yes?
**[03:23] T**
Th-These were a failed batch!
**[03:27] T**
I'm such a scatterbrain!
**[03:30] K**
Okay, I'm heading off to work.
**[03:32] Kanna**
Me, too.
**[03:34] Both**
See you later!
**[03:36] T**
Take care.
**[03:39] T**
*And after I used a mandragora, too!*
**[03:43] K**
Honestly, I can't let my guard down at all.
**[03:55] Lucoa**
I can't wait to see the
surprise on Shouta's face.
**[03:59] Shota**
You're not planning to coat your body and call
yourself my Valentine's Chocolate, are you?
**[04:04] L**
How did you know?!
**[04:08] L**
Shouta!
**[04:10] Kids**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** Ishida Kasuo
**[04:12] Saikawa**
G-Good morning, Kanna-san.
**[04:15] Kanna**
Good morning, Saikawa.
**[04:17] Saikawa**
Umm, the weather's nice today, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Hamada
**[04:21] Kanna**
Yeah.
**[04:22] Saikawa**
By the way, do you know what day it is today?
**[04:26] Kanna**
I do!
**[04:27] Kanna**
Valentine's!
**[04:29] S**
R-Right!
**[04:30] S**
So, well, I...
**[04:34] Kanna**
Whoa!
**[04:37] Kid**
Kanna-chan, here! Friend chocolates!
**[04:40] Kid**
Same here!
**[04:41] Kid**
I brought some, too.
**[04:45] Kanna**
Thank you.
**[04:48] Saikawa**
* Originally, I was supposed*
* to be the first to give her any!*
**[04:55] Saikawa**
K-Kanna-san!
**[04:58] Kanna**
Hmm?
**[04:58] Saikawa**
Here! These are for you.
**[05:01] Kanna**
Oh, I'm happy!
**[05:04] Kanna**
Are yours friend chocolates, too?
**[05:07] Saikawa**
Friend?
**[05:08] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, these are b-because I love...
**[05:15] Kanna**
Saikawa?
**[05:17] S**
Yes?
**[05:18] Kanna**
Can I eat them?
**[05:21] S**
I-I suppose so.
**[05:23] S**
Just a few, before the teacher comes.
**[05:27] S**
*Licky lick, licky lick!*
**[05:30] S**
*Licky lick, licky lick!*
**[05:32] S**
*Licky lick, licky lick!*
**[05:40] Man**
Here you go.
**[05:41] Man**
My family in Hokkaido sent
me a ton of chocolates.
**[05:44] Man**
What? Valentines from your mother?
**[05:48] Man**
Stop it. It's not like that.
**[05:53] K**
Takiya-kun, did you get
chocolates again this year?
**[05:57] T**
Two.
**[05:58] K**
You sure are a hottie.
**[06:00] Elma**
Look, Miss Kobayashi!
**[06:01] Elma**
I got some from Yamashita!
**[06:04] K**
Good for you.
**[06:05] K**
Those are good,
they're from a famous producer.
**[06:08] Elma**
Valentine's is a wonderful day!
**[06:11] Elma**
I can't believe you get chocolates for free!
**[06:13] Woman**
Kobayashi-san?
**[06:15] Woman**
Thank you for everything.
**[06:17] Woman**
If you'd like, please take these.
**[06:19] K**
Thank you.
**[06:20] Woman**
I have some, too.
**[06:21] Woman**
Have some from me, too.
**[06:23] Man**
Me, too.
**[06:24] Man**
Me, too.
**[06:25] Man**
Me, too.
**[06:28] K**
Lots again this year.
**[06:29] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh...
**[06:31] Elma**
Why are you receiving so many?
**[06:34] Elma**
How nice!
**[06:35] T**
It's repayment for her daily efforts.
**[06:37] T**
There's a lot of people
Kobayashi-san's helped with work.
**[06:42] Elma**
Repayment for her daily efforts?
**[06:45] K**
Now, now. I brought some chocolates, too.
**[06:48] K**
Eat these.
**[06:49] T**
Huh? Really? That's unusual.
***SIGN*** Please help yourself to them. -Kobayashi
**[06:53] K**
You shouldn't hold high hopes for mine.
**[06:55] T**
There's not even enough for everyone.
**[07:04] T**
I'm home.
**[07:06] F**
You're late, Takiya.
**[07:09] F**
Hurry up.
**[07:10] T**
Yes, yes.
***SIGN*** You've received a present from Ooyama Takeshi
***SIGN*** System Maintenance Announcement
***SIGN*** Valentine Blade
***SIGN*** Limited to presents
**[07:22] T**
Right.
**[07:24] T**
Today's Valentine's, isn't it?
**[07:26] F**
Hmm? What's that?
**[07:28] F**
More importantly, send me the same one.
**[07:33] T**
Roger that.
**[07:38] T**
Kanna?
**[07:39] Kanna**
Hmm?
**[07:41] T**
I'm heading out shopping,
so please mind the house.
**[07:44] Kanna**
Okay!
**[07:50] Kanna**
I want to eat more.
**[07:54] Kanna**
Chocolates?
**[07:57] Kanna**
Oh?
**[08:03] K**
I'm home.
**[08:05] K**
Huh? Where's Tohru?
**[08:07] Kanna**
Shopping.
**[08:09] K**
I see. You're eating chocolates?
**[08:12] Kanna**
Yeah, friend chocolates.
**[08:14] K**
Oh? Friend chocolates, huh?
**[08:16] K**
Elementary schoolers do that, too?
**[08:18] K**
Hmm?
**[08:19] Kanna**
Want some, Kobayashi?
**[08:22] K**
* Kanna-chan's eating it,*
* so it should be good, right?*
**[08:26] K**
Yeah!
**[08:32] K**
*Huh? What?*
**[08:34] K**
*Something's wrong.*
**[08:36] Kanna**
Are you all right, Kobayashi?
**[08:38] K**
*What is this?*
**[08:39] K**
Huh?!
**[08:40] Kanna**
Kobayashi, your face is oddly red?
**[08:41] K**
*This is weirdly arousing?*
**[08:43] Kanna**
Do you have a fever?
**[08:45] K**
Kanna-chan!
**[08:46] K**
Where'd this chocolate come from?
**[08:49] Kanna**
I went scrounging and found it!
**[08:50] K**
*I've done it now!*
**[08:52] K**
* Oh, no! At this rate,*
* I'll lay hands on an innocent young girl!*
**[08:57] K**
Kanna-chan, I seem to be under the weather,
so I'm going to sleep, okay?
**[09:02] ---**
Yup.
**[09:08] K**
Damn it.
**[09:09] K**
Stupid Tohru, how could
you do that to Valentine's?
**[09:15] K**
I've never had any luck with it, which is all
the more reason I wanted it to be peaceful.
**[09:21] K**
Last year, I spent it all
alone with nothing happening.
**[09:38] K**
Huh?
**[09:40] K**
Is this warm feeling running
through my body...?
**[09:46] T**
Miss Kobayashi!
**[09:48] T**
I heard you're feeling bad.
Are you all right?
**[09:52] K**
I wound up eating your weird chocolates.
**[10:03] K**
Tohru, sit here.
**[10:09] T**
Y-Yes.
**[10:19] K**
It's wrong.
**[10:21] K**
Your maid outfit's wrong!
**[10:23] T**
Huh?!
**[10:25] K**
*It seems those chocolates contained liquor,*
**[10:28] K**
* and since I was drunk, the matter was*
* settled without anything happening.*
**[10:32] T**
No!
**[10:43] E**
I shall make chocolates for everyone, too!
***SIGN*** How to Make Delicious Chocolates
**[10:48] E**
First melt this chocolate.
**[10:55] E**
I have a lot...
***SIGN*** For Baking
***SIGN*** Chocolate Bars
***SIGN*** Special Savings
**[10:57] E**
...so eating a little...
**[11:01] E**
So good!
**[11:05] E**
It's done!
***SIGN*** Episode 14: Valentines and Hot Springs!
(Please Don't Get Your Hopes Up)
**[11:27] K**
A get-together?
**[11:28] Takiya**
We have several days off,
so let's go have fun.
**[11:31] K**
I don't mind, but where are we going?
**[11:34] Takiya**
How about a hot spring?
**[11:38] K**
It's been a while since
I went to hot springs.
**[11:41] Takiya**
I can't work up the courage
to go alone either.
**[11:44] Steward**
Would you like anything to eat or drink?
**[11:49] Elma**
Give me every type of bento!
**[11:50] Steward**
Coming right up.
**[11:52] Kanna**
Kobayashi, ice cream!
**[11:53] Kanna**
For Saikawa, too!
**[11:54] K**
Yes, yes.
**[11:55] Lucoa**
Shouta, is there anything you'd like?
**[11:57] Shouta**
Well...
**[12:00] Shouta**
No, I won't take handouts from a demon!
**[12:03] ---**
**[12:04] ---**
**[12:06] K**
Could we have four coffees over here?
**[12:08] Steward**
Coming right up.
**[12:10] Takiya**
Thanks.
**[12:11] Takiya**
Excuse me, could you change
one to apple juice please?
**[12:18] T**
* I can't believe we'd get to*
* go to a hot spring like this!*
**[12:21] T**
*A different place, a different atmosphere...*
**[12:25] T**
*It's the perfect situation.*
**[12:27] T**
*This time I will give Miss Kobayashi my love!*
**[12:33] K**
Hmm?
**[12:39] T**
Miss Kobayashi, what is this place?
**[12:41] K**
It's a hot spring town.
**[12:43] Shouta**
It's a little cold.
**[12:44] Lucoa**
It's unusual for snow
to pile up in this area.
**[12:47] Saikawa**
Kanna-san, let's go see that!
**[12:50] Kanna**
Okay!
**[12:51] Elma**
Where are the hot spring manjuu?
**[12:54] T**
Mr. Fafnir, we're moving on!
**[12:57] F**
I know.
**[13:00] Takiya**
You're more sociable than
I expected, Faf-kun.
**[13:04] F**
Dragons fundamentally have more flexibility.
***SIGN*** Laughing
Pens
***SIGN*** Fortune Straws
**[13:08] Takiya**
Flexibility?
**[13:09] F**
Power.
**[13:10] F**
We can associate with people and interact
with their culture on a whim
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Manjuu
**[13:13] F**
because of our flexibility.
**[13:16] F**
The more powerful one is,
the more flexibility one has.
**[13:19] F**
That's all it is.
**[13:22] Takiya**
And how long will that whim last?
**[13:24] F**
Hmph.
***SIGN*** Takashiroya
**[13:30] ---**
**[13:30] K**
This is incredible.
**[13:31] Takiya**
They recently had a group cancel on them.
**[13:38] Woman**
We've been waiting for you.
**[13:40] Woman**
Takiya-sama, correct?
**[13:44] Woman**
This way, please.
**[13:48] T**
That humble attitude... She must have
noticed my overflowing aura of greatness!
**[13:53] K**
You're wrong.
**[13:55] K**
That's how a Japanese maid entertains guests.
**[13:58] T**
That's how they entertain?
**[14:00] K**
Yeah, you might be able
to learn a thing or two,
**[14:04] K**
so you should pay close attention.
**[14:05] T**
Wha?! I'm way more incredible!
**[14:07] T**
Besides, what are you suggesting
I learn from lowly humans?
**[14:11] Takiya**
Kobayashi-san.
**[14:12] K**
Yeah, yeah.
***SIGN*** Women Men
**[14:30] K**
I like you, Kanna-chan.
**[14:34] Saikawa**
Th-Then, Kanna-san,
**[14:37] Saikawa**
I'll wash your back now!
**[14:40] Kanna**
Yeah, thanks, Saikawa.
**[14:47] K**
There's something I'd like to ask.
**[14:49] T**
Yes?
**[14:50] K**
Why did you all take those forms?
**[14:54] Both**
Huh?
**[14:54] K**
Were you focused on being
cute when you transformed?
**[14:59] T**
This is natural me.
**[15:01] K**
Huh?
**[15:02] Lucoa**
I'll explain.
**[15:04] Lucoa**
Tohru transformed her body using magic.
**[15:07] Lucoa**
By interfering with the idea of herself,
**[15:10] Lucoa**
she transforms the being known as
Tohru from Dragon to Human form.
**[15:15] K**
Idea? The thing Plato talked about?
**[15:18] Lucoa**
Yeah.
**[15:20] K**
So, in other words,
***SIGN*** Idea Transformation
**[15:22] K**
since you are all pretty
and stylish among dragons,
***SIGN*** "Tohru" Creature
**[15:26] K**
you retain those aspects in human form?
**[15:29] K**
So that's why it's her natural form?
**[15:31] Lucoa**
Exactly.
**[15:33] K**
I wonder what I'd look like as a dragon?
**[15:37] L**
Roar!
**[15:38] K**
Why's the face the same?
**[15:40] K**
But I like how I'd lose the back pain.
**[15:42] Elma**
Roar.
**[15:43] K**
That's just what you want to eat right now.
**[15:45] T**
Roar!
**[15:46] K**
Change me!
**[15:47] T**
It just means you're wonderful as you are!
**[15:51] K**
What the heck?
**[15:52] Takiya**
They're having fun over there, huh?
**[15:56] F**
Why did you suggest this get-together?
**[15:59] Takiya**
It's simple.
**[16:01] Takiya**
There was a big event not long ago, right?
**[16:05] F**
You were showing consideration?
**[16:07] F**
What a silly ploy.
**[16:11] F**
What merit is there for you?
**[16:13] F**
What's your goal?
**[16:15] Takiya**
A community.
**[16:17] F**
Hmm?
**[16:18] Takiya**
I found a group that gets along well,
and happened to become a part of it myself.
**[16:23] Takiya**
It's fun being with them, and watching them.
**[16:28] Takiya**
I sound like a modern youth, don't I?
**[16:31] Takiya**
By the way, you're part
of that group, Faf-kun.
**[16:37] F**
I hate you, Takiya.
**[16:40] Takiya**
Such a tsundere!
***SIGN*** Fruits au lait
**[16:45] Elma**
That's good!
**[16:47] L**
It is.
**[16:48] T**
This is a real drink after a bath!
**[16:54] L**
Shouta, what are you looking at?
**[16:56] Elma**
Katanas?
**[16:57] T**
They're key-holders.
**[16:59] Saikawa**
Boys really do like these things.
**[17:03] L**
You want it?
**[17:04] Shouta**
I don't need it!
**[17:05] Shouta**
I was just looking at it a little.
**[17:11] Takiya**
Shouta-kun.
**[17:13] Takiya**
Here. A present.
**[17:18] Takiya**
I like these things too, myself.
***SIGN*** Game Corner
**[17:26] Elma**
Looks like it's finally
time to settle the score.
**[17:30] T**
I'll send you home crying!
**[17:32] T**
Watch us, Miss Kobayashi!
**[17:34] Elma**
Don't take me lightly!
**[17:37] K**
I can't see it.
**[17:38] Takiya**
Citizens!
**[17:39] F**
Suck.
**[17:40] Takiya**
Nyami-nyami!
**[17:41] F**
Rules.
**[17:41] Both**
Kaboom!
**[17:43] K**
What's this?
**[17:49] K**
This is how it should be.
**[17:51] L**
Well, we're up next!
**[17:53] K**
It'll leave me disgusted, so nope.
**[17:58] Takiya**
I'm a little beat.
**[18:01] Takiya**
Maybe I'll go for another dip.
**[18:06] Takiya**
Hmph.
**[18:07] Takiya**
You want to go?
**[18:09] F**
Of course.
**[18:13] L**
We played a lot, huh?
**[18:16] Elma**
The hot springs here are wonderful.
**[18:19] Elma**
Let's go eat even better food tomorrow!
**[18:26] T**
Go ahead, it's warm.
**[18:29] K**
Thank you.
**[18:30] K**
But you can take today off
from being a maid, you know.
**[18:34] T**
What are you saying?
**[18:36] T**
Let me be your personal maid
all year round, no breaks.
**[18:42] K**
Sure.
**[18:50] T**
Umm, Miss Kobayashi?
**[18:54] T**
Shall we take a walk outside?
**[18:59] K**
Yeah, let's go.
**[19:16] K**
It's colder than I thought.
**[19:18] T**
Should I put up my barrier?
**[19:19] K**
Nah, I'm okay for now.
**[19:22] T**
I see.
**[19:26] T**
Miss Kobayashi.
**[19:29] T**
Please accept this!
**[19:33] T**
This time it's regular chocolates!
**[19:54] K**
I'll gratefully accept the chocolates.
**[20:07] T**
What do you mean "the chocolates"?
**[20:11] K**
Well, you heard me.
***SIGN*** Miss Kobayashi
**[20:16] K**
Yeah, it's good.
**[20:17] T**
Of course it is!
**[20:19] T**
I went to great lengths to make it so!
**[20:22] T**
Of course, I mean within human lengths!
**[20:25] K**
Tohru.
**[20:26] T**
Yes?
**[20:37] K**
Shall we head back?
**[20:40] T**
Yes!
**[20:44] T**
Oh, Miss Kobayashi,
shall we breed before returning?
**[20:47] K**
We won't!
**[20:48] T**
But it's a great chance!
**[20:49] K**
What kind of chance?
**[20:50] K**
Also, don't say those things out loud.
**[20:52] T**
I get it.
**[20:53] T**
I'll go after you without a word, then!
**[20:55] K**
That's not what I mean.
**[21:08] K**
Everyone's fallen asleep.
**[21:09] Takiya**
We were carrying on the whole time.
**[21:12] Takiya**
They must be tired.
**[21:15] K**
It really was fun.
**[21:18] Takiya**
Yeah.
**[21:19] K**
Takiya-kun, thanks.
**[21:21] Takiya**
Don't mention it. We're pals.
**[21:24] K**
Work pals?
**[21:27] Takiya**
Friends.
**[21:32] Elma**
I'm hungry.
**[21:34] K**
Morning.
**[21:35] K**
You were eating the whole time just now.
**[21:38] Elma**
It's far, far from enough!
**[21:40] T**
Elma, please be quiet.
**[21:42] T**
You're too loud.
**[21:44] Elma**
What'd you say?!
**[21:45] T**
What about it?!
**[21:46] K**
Now, now, don't fight.
**[21:49] Takiya**
They're still full of energy.
**[21:51] L**
If you're fighting, take it outside.
**[21:53] T**
Very well! Elma, let's go outside!
**[21:56] Elma**
Oh? I'd love to!
**[22:00] F**
Hmph.