E6 - In the Open-Air Bath

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[02:03] KIRYU
    Tsukuda.
[02:04] MINA
    Yes?
[02:05] KIRYU
    You're so nervous.
[02:07] KIRYU
    Are you that worried about my driving?
[02:10] MINA
    What? Oh, no. I'm sorry.
[02:14] MINA
    It's not like that.
SIGN    #06     In the Open-Air Bath
[02:38] KIRYU
    What's going on here?
[02:59] KIRYU
    Are you okay, Tsukuda?
[03:02] MINA
    Yes.
[03:05] KIRYU
    We'll have to go over the mountains.
[03:08] MINA
    This feeling...
[03:10] MINA
    What is this feeling?
[03:16] AD SUZUKI
    This isn't good!
[03:18] SUIREN
    No? The camera films automatically.
[03:20] SUIREN
    I'm sure those two can handle
    a story on their own.
[03:23] AD SUZUKI
    That's not the problem.
[03:24] AD SUZUKI
    I mean a man and a woman have been
    sent to a hot spring alone together.
[03:28] SUIREN
    Kiryu-kun's an adult. They'll be fine.
[03:31] AD SUZUKI
    Haven't you noticed how
    Tsukuda-chan's been acting lately?
[03:35] SUIREN
    Noticed what?
[03:37] AD SUZUKI
    Girls her age are in love with love.
[03:41] AD SUZUKI
    And Kiryu-san doesn't seem
    totally disinterested either.
SIGN    Getsuyuu
SIGN    Tsukudani
[03:58] TAKURO
    Where's Mina?
[04:00] MIKASA
    She's staying out overnight with
    Kiryu-san to cover a story.
[04:06] TAKURO
    Kiryu, huh?
[04:08] TAKURO
    Oh, right. You mean SpoLuna's
    female announcer.
[04:11] MIKASA
    That's Suiren-san.
[04:12] MIKASA
    Kiryu-san is the former rugby player
    bad boy who sits next to her.
[04:17] TAKURO
    She's staying overnight with a man?
[04:20] TAKURO
    No one told me.
[04:22] MIKASA
    She told me.
[04:24] TAKURO
    And you let her go?
[04:27] MIKASA
    Of course. It's been her
    dream since grade school.
[04:31] MIKASA
    She'll be fine.
[04:34] TAURO
    Right.
[04:40] KIRYU
    A rugby team that played
    overseas the other day...
[04:49] KIRYU
    suddenly abandoned the match
    and engaged in rough play.
[04:53] KIRYU
    At first, people thought
    it was alien interference,
[04:57] KIRYU
    but an investigation revealed they
    were neither disguised aliens
[05:01] KIRYU
    nor robots but rugby players.
[05:05] KIRYU
    They were probably brainwashed
    by aliens somehow,
[05:09] KIRYU
    but no one's been able to prove it.
[05:13] KIRYU
    There's only one place where they
    could've come in contact with aliens.
[05:17] KIRYU
    The place where they held
    a secret training camp,
[05:21] KIRYU
    Honekami Hot Spring Gorge.
[05:25] KIRYU
    We're here, Tsukuda.
[05:28] MINA
    Yes, Kiryu-san.
[05:32] HAIBARA
    Welcome.
[05:36] HAIBARA
    Y'all are newlyweds? How nice.
[05:40] KIRYU
    Actually...
[05:46] HAIBARA
    I've prepared a bed for y'all.
[05:49] BOTH
    What?
[05:51] KIRYU
    Actually, we're here to cover a story.
[05:53] KIRYU
    I believe we requested two rooms.
[05:56] HAIBARA
    Is that right? Forgive me.
[06:00] HAIBARA
    In that case, I'll have another room
    prepared for y'all right away.
[06:09] HAIBARA
    Make yourselves at home until then.
[06:13] MINA
    Why does she have a Kyoto accent?
[06:17] HAIBARA
    Feel free to use the bath anytime.
[06:23] KIRYU
    What a careless hostess.
[06:34] MUTSUMUNE
    Ahem!
[06:40] MINA
    She thought we looked like newlyweds? Wow.
[06:48] MUTSUMUNE
    I won't allow a newbie to
    cover a story with Kiryu,
[06:53] MUTSUMUNE
    Luna TV's hottest newscaster.
SIGN    Getsuyuu
[07:06] NAKORU
    Onii-chan.
[07:09] NAKORU
    If you're looking for
    Tsukuda-senpai, she's not here.
[07:11] KANJI
    I'm not looking for her.
[07:13] KANJI
    I just happened to pass by.
[07:15] NAKORU
    She went on a trip to cover a story.
[07:17] NAKORU
    You know that handsome SpoLuna guy Kiryu?
[07:20] NAKORU
    Apparently, she's with him.
[07:22] KANJI
    Well, it's her job. She's bound
    to travel for work sometimes.
[07:26] NAKORU
    It's just the two of them.
[07:30] KANJI
    That's none of my business.
[07:38] KANJI
    Tsukuda wouldn't give that
    old guy the time of day.
[07:51] KIRYU
    Well, well.
[07:53] KIRYU
    You look good in a yukata.
[07:55] MINA
    Kiryu-san.
[08:03] MINA
    Thank you for earlier.
[08:06] KIRYU
    It was nothing.
[08:08] MINA
    Um...
[08:11] MINA
    Never mind. It's nothing.
[08:14] KIRYU
    What is it? You're not acting like yourself.
[08:18] MINA
    Well, are you seeing anyone, Kiryu-san?
[08:24] KIRYU
    What?
[08:27] MINA
    I'm sorry. Of course you are.
[08:32] MINA
    That was a strange thing to ask.
[08:35] HAIBARA
    Dinner is served.
[08:38] KIRYU
    Dinner's ready. Come on, Tsukuda.
[08:49] MINA
    I can't eat this much.
[08:53] HAIBARA
    There's plenty more if you'd like seconds.
[08:55] MINA
    I won't be asking for more.
[08:57] KIRYU
    More, please.
[08:58] HAIBARA
    Of course.
[09:00] KIRYU
    Here you are.
[09:04] KIRYU
    Tsukuda, if you're not
    gonna eat that, I will.
[09:06] MINA
    Go ahead.
[09:15] MUTSUMUNE
    Damn you, Tsukudani.
[09:23] MUTSUMUNE
    "Squee, it's a hot spring!"
[09:26] MUTSUMUNE
    When that idiot comes running in here...
[09:39] MUTSUMUNE
    The trap has been set!
SIGN    Large Communal Bath
[09:52] MINA
    Rustic hot springs like these
    tend to have mixed bathing.
[09:57] KIRYU
    What are you so bashful about?
[10:00] KIRYU
    Come closer.
[10:03] MINA
    "Come closer." "Oh, I couldn't."
    "It's fine. Come closer."
[10:07] MINA
    Yeah, right. Oh, my.
[10:09] KIRYU
    Tsukuda, the women's bath is that way.
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Women
[10:27] MINA
    I'm such a dummy.
[10:29] MINA
    What's wrong with me?
[10:33] MINA
    Could it be? Is this feeling love?
[10:39] MINA
    Wow.
[10:42] MUTSUMUNE
    What is she doing?
[10:48] MUTSUMUNE
    That girl can be so difficult.
[11:02] MUTSUMUNE
    Oopsie-daisy. Here I go.
[11:47] MINA
    I thought I just heard Mutsumune-san scream.
[11:51] MINA
    Maybe I imagined it.
[12:11] MINA
    Ouch...
[12:18] MINA
    Mutsumune-san?
[12:31] MINA
    Otsuki Mina-san?
[12:39] KIRYU
    Tsukuda, what's wrong?
    Should I come over there?
[12:46] MINA
    It's nothing!
[12:49] KIRYU
    Okay.
[12:53] MINA
    Um...
[12:54] OTSUKI
    Nanashi contacted me.
[12:58] (Flashback) BABY
    Numerous Replians were detected
    at Honekami Hot Spring.
[13:02] (Flashback) BABY
    It was the Replians'
    personality change system
[13:06] (Flashback) BABY
    that temporarily altered the
    rugby players' personalities.
[13:10] (Flashback) BABY
    They're aliens who prefer violent
    brawls to sportsmanlike games.
[13:17] (Flashback) BABY
    They probably changed the
    personalities of the players
[13:20] (Flashback) BABY
    who visited Honekami Hot Spring.
[13:25] OTSUKI
    Join me.
SIGN    29 Vegetables
     7820μg of β-Carotene
    80% Vegetable Juice + 20% Fruit Juice = 100%
[13:41] MINA
    Okay.
[13:47] MINA
    Jujitsu.
[13:53] NARRATION
    The carrot she consumed contains
    an abundance of β-carotene.
[13:57] NARRATION
    When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A,
[14:01] NARRATION
    the active oxygen in her body is
    removed, and her cells are regenerated
[14:06] NARRATION
    as Tsukuda Mina completes
    her Jujitsu transformation
[14:09] NARRATION
    into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force.
[14:16] NARRATION
    Mina's weapon is launched
    from the Rabbit Force base
[14:21] NARRATION
    secretly constructed on the moon.
[14:24] NARRATION
    The red-shift gravity catapult's
    super acceleration allows
[14:28] NARRATION
    the weapon to reach Earth in an
    average time of 14.7 seconds.
SIGN    One
SIGN    Rabbit
SIGN    Jujitsu Sequence In Progress
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Running
SIGN    Running
[16:01] OTSUKI
    Let's go.
[16:03] OTSUKI
    What's wrong?
[16:05] TSUKISHIRO
    Well, um...
[16:09] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san, I don't actually
    want to be a Mina.
[16:28] TSUKISHIRO
    I love being an announcer.
[16:31] TSUKISHIRO
    I want to focus on my job.
[16:36] TSUKISHIRO
    I came to this hot spring for
    work, but I can't seem to focus.
[16:42] TSUKISHIRO
    I think there's someone I'm interested in.
[16:48] TSUKISHIRO
    They're a colleague. My senior, actually.
[16:59] TSUKISHIRO
    I know these romantic feelings
    would get in the way of my work.
[17:04] TSUKISHIRO
    I don't want to be a Mina, but these
    feelings I have for Kiryu-san...
[17:11] OTSUKI
    I get it.
[17:14] OTSUKI
    You can't help it if you fall in
    love with someone or something.
[17:26] KIRYU
    Tsukuda?
[17:28] KIRYU
    She's still just a child if she's
    swimming around in the bath.
[17:36] OTSUKI
    Who said you can only
    do one thing at a time?
[17:40] OTSUKI
    You should seize everything you want.
[17:46] TSUKISHIRO
    You're right.
[17:50] OTSUKI
    Tsukishiro!
[17:54] OTSUKI
    Take this! And this!
[18:14] TSUKISHIRO
    Otsuki-san!
[18:24] OTSUKI
    Tsukishiro, transform your carrot weapon.
[18:27] TSUKISHIRO
    Right.
[18:29] TSUKISHIRO
    Transform!
[18:33] NARRATION
    A carrot weapon can transform
    according to its wielder's will,
[18:37] NARRATION
    turning it into the ultimate weapon.
[18:42] TSUKISHIRO
    Carrot Submarine Attack!
[18:53] KIRYU
    What is that?
[19:14] OTSUKI
    Replian, for violating the Astral
    Civilization Non-intervention Policy,
[19:18] OTSUKI
    the Rabbit Force is placing
    you under arrest.
[19:22] TSUKISHIRO
    The Replian has been arrested.
[19:27] KIRYU
    Are you okay?
[19:30] KIRYU
    What? Mutsumune? What are you doing here?
[19:37] KIRYU
    Tsukuda, are you hurt?
[19:40] KIRYU
    Good.
[19:57] MINA
    Suiren-san?
[19:58] KIRYU
    Suiren-kun, what are you doing here?
[20:01] SUIREN
    No reason.
[20:03] SUIREN
    I decided to visit a hot spring
    on my day off and ended up here.
[20:19] SUIREN
    Announcers Kiryu and Tsukuda
    got the scoop on the rough play
[20:24] SUIREN
    of the rugby team that participated
    in an friendly overseas game.
[20:28] KIRYU
    The Replian personality
    change system secretly built
[20:31] KIRYU
    at the bottom of the Honekami
    Hot Spring open-air bath
[20:37] KIRYU
    brainwashed the visiting rugby players.
[20:40] MINA
    Take a look at this video
    from the hot spring.
SIGN    Exclusive Scoop!
SIGN    Secret of the Honekami 
    Hot Spring Open-Air Bath!!
[20:48] KATO D
    Why?
[20:50] KATO D
    Why did you film an immodest Mucchi
[20:55] KATO D
    and the ruined bath instead of
    Mina fighting the Replians?
[21:00] MINA
    I'm sorry.
[21:02] KATO D
    I'm taking the bath's cost of
    repairs out of your wages.
[21:05] KATO D
    Not that you make much.
[21:06] MINA
    What? But...
[21:08] AD SUZUKI
    Kato-san.
[21:09] KATO D
    What?
[21:10] AD SUZUKI
    The Sports Federation is honoring SpoLuna
    for repairing international relations.
[21:16] AD SUZUKI
    They're offering to pay
    to repair the bath, too.
[21:20] AD SUZUKI
    That's great news for you, Tsukuda-chan.
[21:23] KATO D
    Fine, then.
[21:24] KATO D
    Since the matter has been settled,
[21:28] KATO D
    I suppose I can honor Tsukudani—rather,
    Tsukuda's extraordinary efforts.
[21:34] ALL
    Good job!
[21:36] MINA
    I'll do it all.
[21:40] MINA
    Work, my mission, and love.
[23:08] WOMAN
    My mother taught me dreams
    aren't for achieving.
[23:12] WOMAN
    We're happiest when we're dreaming.
[23:15] GIRL
    Kisaragi Mina-san, can I be
    like you when I grow up?
[23:19] WOMAN
    I'm sure you can.
[23:21] GIRL
    I can be a Mina, too.
[23:24] WOMAN
    Well, I'm a hurry. See you later.
[23:25] TSUKUDA
    Next time on Getsumento Heiki
    Mina, "Fair Harumina."
[23:29] WOMAN
    Mother, Japan's Minas have
    recognized me as a Japanese Mina.
[23:35] TSUKUDA
    What?