Mina Following contact with extraterrestrial civilizations, humans were revealed as the sole creators of diverse sports. This newfound popularity among alien enthusiasts led to disruptive behavior at stadiums, prompting a treaty that deemed interference with other planets' cultures unlawful. Rabbit Force, a team of rabbit-themed girls, was tasked with upholding the treaty by apprehending offenders. Season 1 E1 - First Jujitsu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Yurikamone [01:56] MINA     Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the     indigo plant, it's bluer than indigo. [02:02] MINA     Level 2: Passengers on cargo-passenger ships     are treated like cargo and pay a low fare. [02:14] MINA     Level 3: The frog hippity-hops three     hops, six hops, nine hops, and ten hops. [02:19] GUARD     Hey, you. Visitors must stop by reception. [02:21] MINA     Sorry. [02:22] MINA     I'm running late because I was     working on enunciation exercises. [02:26] GUARD     Hey, stop. Stop. [02:26] MINA     Level 4: In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do,     they say there are... [02:30] MINA     Now which way is the studio? [02:33] MINA     This way, maybe? [02:35] MINA     In Kyoto's Sanjusangen-do, they     say there are 33,333 buddhas. [02:41] MINA     I feel like I'm getting farther     and farther away from the studio. [02:58] ESCARTIN     Damn it. That should be my seat. [03:04] STAFF     I'm sorry, but she still hasn't shown up. [03:07] DAISUKE     Late on her first day,     huh? She's got some guts. [03:11] SUIREN     Leave the rest to us. [03:12] KATO     What? She's still not here? [03:15] KATO     What are we going to do? [03:18] KATO     This is why I was against     hiring a high school girl. [03:22] STAFF     We're going live in ten seconds. [03:25] STAFF     Eight, seven, six, five, [03:29] STAFF     four, three... [03:57] MINA     For the peace and happiness     of all six billion earthlings, [04:00] MINA     high school announcer Tsukuda     Mina is here to do her best. SIGN    Tsukuda     Mina SIGN    #01 First Jujitsu [04:10] SUIREN     Athletes, thank you for another     fine performance today. [04:14] SUIREN     We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow. [04:19] SUIREN     Today's SpoLuna was presented by Kiryu     Daisuke, Koshu Suiren, and Tsukuda Mina. [04:25] SUIREN     See you tomorrow. [04:27] FEMALE VOICE     Why? [04:28] MALE VOICE     On Earth... [04:30] MINA     I'm sorry. [04:31] KATO     You think sorry's gonna cut it? [04:33] MINA     I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. [04:36] KATO     Come on, Onoue P. [04:37] KATO     Fire this high school girl this instant. [04:42] DAISUKE     I thought her performance was pretty good. [04:45] ESCARTIN     Forgive the poor girl already, Onopyon. [04:50] ONOUE     I'll make my decision once     I've seen tomorrow's numbers. [04:53] KATO     Don't think you're off the hook. [04:56] MINA     I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [05:00] DAISUKE     Well, just don't practice too much. [05:05] MINA     Kiryu-san. [05:07] SUIREN     You can't help making mistakes. [05:08] SUIREN     But no announcer should run until she's     short of breath just before going live. [05:23] MINA     I'm off. [05:30] MINA     Suiren-san hates me now. SIGN    Tsukishima Shopping Center [05:40] MAN 1     So, anyway... [05:41] MAN 1     Hey, Mina-chan. We saw you last night. [05:42] MAN 1     What an incredible debut! [05:45] MAN 2     I've never seen such an     entertaining episode of SpoLuna. [05:48] WOMAN 1     What will you be wearing tonight? [05:50] WOMAN 1     Good luck. [05:51] MINA     Thank you. [06:00] MINA     Wait! [06:03] MINA     I'm running late, but I mustn't run. SIGN    Tsukishima Academy [06:22] JUNICHIRO     Hey, Kanji. [06:26] JUNICHIRO     Did you watch yesterday's SpoLuna? [06:29] KANJI     No. [06:30] JUNICHIRO     What? You could say we     witnessed a glorious debut. [06:33] JUNICHIRO     I've made up my mind. [06:35] JUNICHIRO     I'm starting a fan site for Tsukuda. [06:37] KANJI     Don't you run a fan site for Mina, too? [06:40] JUNICHIRO     As of this moment, I live for Tsukuda. [06:44] KANJI     I don't care. [06:46] JUNICHIRO     It was so good. You really didn't watch it? [06:53] TOMO     I know it's tough being a high school      student and announcer at the same time. [06:58] TOMO     I doubt anyone would complain if you quit. [07:02] MINA     Oh, I'm fine. I can keep going. [07:06] TOMO     You're always so optimistic. [07:11] MINA     Why is that? [07:14] (Flashback) WOMAN     You worked hard until the end. [07:18] MINA     For some reason... [07:22] MINA     For some reason, I feel     like I can keep trying. [07:33] TOMO     If you're capable of trying so hard,     then why not try hard fix your picky eating? [07:36] MINA     Not carrots. [07:38] MINA     I've decided not to try hard     when it comes to carrots. [07:41] TOMO     What does that mean? [07:43] FEMALE ANNOUNCER     Our next story: accomplished major leaguer     Nikaido returns to the world of Japanese baseball. SIGN    Nikaido Returns to Japan Today [07:51] NIKAIDO     Yay. I'll be coming back tonight. [07:55] MINA     To capture a tiger, capture a bird.     Capture the tiger with the bird as bait. [08:00] MINA     The struggle to harvest the yam doesn't     compare to the struggle of making thick yam soup. [08:17] STAFF     Hey, Tsukuda-chan. You're     getting great numbers. [08:20] MINA     What? [08:21] STAFF     Could you handle today's live interview     with Nikaido at Aoyama Stadium? [08:27] MINA     Okay... [08:29] DAISUKE     Our ratings jumped when you made     your memorable debut yesterday. [08:34] MINA     Oh? [08:35] DAISUKE     In this industry, numbers are everything. [08:39] MINA     I see. [08:41] DAISUKE     Want some? [08:43] MINA     Oh, no, thank you. I couldn't. [08:47] SUIREN     You chose her out of numerous     candidates, so you must have a plan. [08:54] ONOUE     Are you curious? [08:55] SUIREN     It's the staff and crew     that suffer because of her. [09:00] ONOUE     She's a lot like you used to be. [09:06] SUIREN     Yeah, right. [09:22] BABY     I finally found you. [09:33] FAN     Another beer, miss. [09:36] BEER GIRL     Coming! [09:41] MINA     What? But... [09:46] STAFF     Okay, you're good to go. [09:48] KATO     Onoue P's all the about     the ratings, but I'm not. [09:52] KATO     The next time you screw up, you're fired. [09:56] STAFF     I know what Kato-san said, but good luck. [10:01] MINA     I'm starting to feel nervous. [10:03] DAISUKE     Can you hear me, Tsukuda? [10:05] MINA     Yes. [10:06] DAISUKE     Take it easy. [10:07] DAISUKE     Just do what you did yesterday. [10:10] MINA     Okay, Kiryu-san. Thank you. [10:15] MINA     All right. [10:16] ESCARTIN     Tsukudani-san. [10:18] MINA     Uh, Mutsumune Es... Es... [10:21] ESCARTIN     It's Escartin. [10:23] MINA     Sorry. [10:24] ESCARTIN     By the way, have you already     introduced yourself to Nikaido? [10:29] MINA     Huh? [10:30] ESCARTIN     I thought so. [10:33] ESCARTIN     Nikaido is an eccentric     man we call "the Alien." [10:37] ESCARTIN     He might sulk if you     don't introduce yourself. [10:39] MINA     What? Really? [10:41] MINA     Uh, um... [10:43] ESCARTIN     The dressing room is this way. [10:46] MINA     Thank you. [10:48] ESCARTIN     I have high hopes for your first interview. [10:52] MINA     Thank you. [10:55] ESCARTIN     Yeah, hoping you fail. SIGN    Dressing Room [11:02] MINA     Mutsumune-san has high hopes for me. [11:04] MINA     I need to succeed today. [11:08] MINA     Oh, no. I'm not supposed to run. [11:12] MINA     Uh, um... the dressing room... [11:18] MINA     Huh? [11:19] Mina     Where am I? [11:23] MINA     I'm lost! [11:32] NIKAIDO     Don't worry. [11:34] NIKAIDO     Starting today, I'll become     a hero in your place. [11:38] NIKAIDO     On this planet with its weak gravity,     I can hit plenty of home runs. [11:39] MINA     Oh, good. That's Nikaido's voice. [11:46] MINA     Excuse me. [11:59] MINA     I'm sorry. SIGN    Rabbits     Dressing Room [12:05] MINA     Wait, what was that? [12:13] NIKAIDO     You saw, didn't you? [12:16] NIKAIDO     I'll get you. [12:24] MINA     I'm done for... [12:46] OTSUKI     Take this. [12:52] NIKAIDO     Who are you? [12:54] OTSUKI     Your kind never learn their lesson, do they? [12:57] OTSUKI     Rapanite, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy, [13:02] OTSUKI     Otsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force     is placing you under arrest. [13:05] MINA     Mina? [13:08] OTSUKI     If you don't want to die, you     should Jujitsu while you can. [13:11] MINA     What? Jujitsu? [13:18] OHTSUKI     Stop right there, you slimy bastard! [13:21] MINA     Huh? What? [13:24] MINA     What's going on? [13:29] KATO     Damn it. Where did Tsukuda go? [13:31] STAFF     Kato-san. [13:32] KATO     What? [13:34] STAFF     I've got Mucchi on standby. [13:37] KATO     Okay, we're switching to Mutsumune. [13:39] ESCARTIN     Yes, sir. I'll do my best. [13:44] ESCARTIN     Looks like my plan worked. [13:48] ESCARTIN     Now let's go. [13:51] KATO     Is the building shaking? [13:52] ESCARTIN     What is that? [13:54] KATO     It's shaking. [13:57] ESCARTIN     Huh? What? [14:07] ESCARTIN     What was that about? [14:13] MALE ANNOUNCER     We all have high hopes for     Nikaido who's gotten even [14:16] Male Announcer     bigger after his stint in the major league. [14:19] FEMALE ANNOUNCER     #1, center field, Nikaido. [14:21] FEMALE ANNOUNCER     He's wearing number... [14:34] FAN     That's too big. [14:38] NIKAIDO     Nikaido! [14:48] FEMALE ANNOUNCER     It's Otsuki Mina. Otsuki Mina     has appeared on the field. [14:52] ONOUE     Cameras, switch to her. [14:55] DAISUKE     Breaking news. [14:57] DAISUKE     Otsuki Mina has appeared again tonight. SIGN    Tsukishima Shopping Center [15:00] DAISUKE     We're broadcasting live from Aoyama Stadium. [15:03] WOMAN     Otsuki Mina is always so beautiful. [15:06] OTSUKI     Here I come. [15:11] OTSUKI     Take this. [15:41] OTSUKI     Nailed it. [15:47] OTSUKI     What? [16:00] MINA     Calm down. [16:01] MINA     I'm an announcer. What should     I do in situations like this? [16:05] MINA     Guidelines for announcers.     Number 1: Announcers are... [16:09] BABY     This is no time to be looking at that. [16:10] MINA     Who's there? [16:14] BABY     Tsukuda Mina, you are also     a Getsumento Heiki Mina. [16:18] BABY     As a member of the Rabbit Force, [16:21] Baby     it is your duty to protect     Earth from alien interference. [16:25] BABY     Earth's sports entertainment is     unparalleled throughout space. [16:30] BABY     Countless numbers of wicked aliens [16:32] BABY     seek to meddle with it out of     curiosity or for personal gain. [16:36] BABY     They're a passionate fan of Nikaido's     who attempted to replace him. [16:42] BABY     You must protect Earth's     sports entertainment by... [16:46] MINA     What? [16:49] BABY     In any case, you're a Mina, too. [16:50] BABY     You must Jujitsu right away. [16:52] MINA     But this is my first interview. [16:55] MINA     I need to succeed and gain everyone's trust, [16:57] MINA     and I need to introduce     myself to Nikaido-san. [16:58] BABY     You've completely lost your mind. Fine, then. [17:07] BABY     Rabbit suit on. [17:12] MALE ANNOUNCER     The carrot she was fed contains     an abundance of β-carotene. [17:16] MALE ANNOUNCER     When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A, [17:20] MALE ANNOUNCER     the active oxygen in her body is     removed, and her cells are regenerated [17:24] MALE ANNOUNCER     as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu     transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [17:40] MINA     I hate carrots. [17:42] MINA     Huh? Why am I dressed like this? [17:45] BABY     Launch carrot weapon. [17:49] MALE ANNOUNCER     Mina's weapon is launched     from the Rabbit Force base [17:53] MALE ANNOUNCER     secretly constructed on the moon. [17:57] MALE ANNOUNCER     The red-shift gravity catapult's     super acceleration allows the [18:01] MALE ANNOUNCER     weapon to reach Earth in an     average time of 14.7 seconds. [19:05] MINA     Carrot weapon? [19:09] MINA     Oh, those things? [19:11] BABY     Yes. [19:21] BABY     Now fight. [19:22] BABY     The method is written in your genes. [19:28] BABY     What's the matter? [19:29] MINA     I'm not sure I get it, [19:32] MINA     but I feel like trying my best. [19:37] BABY     Oh, really? [19:38] MINA     Here we go. [19:49] NIKAIDO     Crack! [19:55] MALE ANNOUNCER     Former major leaguer Nikaido's     power is incredible. [19:59] FAN 1     He's too powerful. [20:01] FAN 2     Look at Otsuki Mina. [20:04] OTSUKI     Now you've done it. [20:15] FEMALE ANNOUNCER     They've swapped pitchers. It's, uh... [20:19] BABY     Tsukishiro Mina. [20:21] MINA     For the peace and happiness     of all six billion earthlings, [20:26] MINA     Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro     Mina is here to do her best. [20:42] OTSUKI     Stop hogging the spotlight, newbie. [20:45] MINA     Sorry. [20:46] OTSUKI     I'll let you have it today. [20:49] OTSUKI     Now let's kick his ass. [20:51] MINA     Okay. [21:09] OTSUKI     Now, newbie! [21:11] MINA     Okay. [21:13] MALE ANNOUNCER     By merging with the wielder's body, Mina     weapons achieve their maximum power. [21:20] MALE ANNOUNCER     They are the ultimate weapon. [21:27] MINA     Carrot Hammer! [21:50] MINA     I'm not sure I get it, but I did it. [21:53] OTSUKI     It's not over yet. [22:03] MINA     The Rapanite has been arrested. [22:11] MINA     This is Tsukuda Mina. [22:13] MINA     Today I'm interviewing the     Alien of baseball, Nikaido. [22:17] ESCARTIN     Why? I should be there interviewing him. [22:23] KATO     It's a good thing Tsukishiro Mina showed up. [22:27] KATO     Where were you during the interview? [22:29] MINA     Uh, um... [22:32] MINA     Sorry. [22:34] STAFF     What's the big deal? [22:35] STAFF     SpoLuna got an exclusive     scoop on today's incident. [22:38] STAFF     I'm looking forward to tomorrow's ratings. [22:40] KATO     I guess so. [22:41] KATO     For now, cheers! [22:44] ALL     Cheers! [22:48] STAFF     Keep the food coming, ma'am. [22:51] CHEF     Yes, sir. [22:53] MINA     Today, I probably shouldn't try to think     about happened then or after that. [23:03] MINA     Carrot juice! [24:28] MINA     What? You want me to host a mini-segment? [24:30] STAFF     I'd like you to write a piece on     50 years of pro wrestling history. [24:33] STAFF     It airs tomorrow. Is that too much to ask? [24:35] MINA     No, I'll do it. Please let me do it. [24:37] ESCARTIN     Tsukudani's got her own segment? [24:39] ESCARTIN     That brat will pay for this. [24:41] ESCARTIN     I'll show her how harsh life can be. [24:44] MINA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "I Love Pro Wrestling." [24:48] MINA     Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro     Mina will arrest the Lottanites. [24:51] SUIREN     No good. Those aren't your own words. [24:54] MINA     Aw... E2 - I Love Pro Wrestling Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #02 I Love Pro Wrestling [02:23] SUIREN     Last night, a pro wrestling match     was interrupted by a Lottanite. [02:28] SUIREN     However, Otsuki Mina apprehended the     Lottanite, and the match resumed. [02:33] DAISUKE     This is the second time this month that     aliens have interrupted our nation's sports events. [02:39] MINA     What are we to do about     these alien sports fans? [02:42] MINA     It's thanks to the Rabbit Force that we     can watch sports with peace of mind. [02:46] SUIREN     Athletes, thank you for another     fine performance today. [02:50] SUIREN     We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow. [02:57] STAFF     Okay, good. [03:02] DAISUKE     You did pretty well today. [03:05] MINA     Thank you. [03:06] DAISUKE     Should we head out to Roppongi together? [03:09] MINA     Sure. [03:09] SUIREN     She can't. She's a high school student. [03:13] DAISUKE     You can join us in three years, then. [03:15] STAFF     What are we going to do about the     three-minute segment that starts tomorrow? [03:19] KATO     Fifty years of pro wrestling history is just     Ono P hankering for the good old days. [03:23] KATO     Pro wrestling isn't in right now. [03:27] STAFF     Yeah, but Ono P told us to do     it, and my hands are full. [03:32] STAFF     Is there anyone we can hand it off to? [03:33] KATO     We don't have a choice.     Make Tsukudani do it. [03:37] STAFF     What? [03:39] STAFF     Anyway, we're leaving it up to you, Tsukuda. [03:42] MINA     What? [03:51] STAFF     Every document created since Luna     TV's founding is stored here. [03:55] STAFF     Use these to write a piece on     50 years of pro wrestling. [04:00] MINA     By myself? [04:02] STAFF     That said, it airs tomorrow.     Maybe I'm asking too much. [04:05] MINA     No, let me do it. [04:07] STAFF     What? [04:08] MINA     I don't have school tomorrow. I'll     stay up all night researching. [04:11] STAFF     I'll get in trouble if I make     a high school student do that. [04:20] MINA     Good evening. [04:22] GUARD     Good evening. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [04:32] MINA     Sorry. I have to do some research. [04:36] MOM     Okay. Be careful. [04:41] DAD     Was that Mina? [04:42] MOM     Yes. She's working overtime. [04:45] DAD     Maybe it's not possible for her to work     and go to school at the same time. [04:51] MOM     It's been her dream since grade school. [04:53] MOM     She'll be fine. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [05:16] ESCARTIN     Nothing beats a rose bath     on a weekend night. [05:20] ESCARTIN     It'd be a waste to not make full     use of company facilities. [05:32] ESCARTIN     There's nothing good in here today. [05:35] ESCARTIN     I suppose I can let them     off the hook with this. [05:39] ESCARTIN     Who is it? [05:40] ESCARTIN     The watchman shouldn't be on patrol yet. [05:49] ESCARTIN     Tsukudani? [05:51] ESCARTIN     What is she doing at this hour? [05:55] MINA     I need to finish writing a script tonight. [05:58] ESCARTIN     She's doing what? [06:00] ESCARTIN     She'll pay for trying to earn points     with such underhanded tricks. [06:10] BABY     Hey. I have a lot of things to tell you. [06:14] MINA     You shouldn't hide in there. [06:16] ESCARTIN     Did she notice me? [06:18] MINA     I'll pretend I never saw you. [06:20] ESCARTIN     If you insist. [06:24] ESCARTIN     Despite how she seems, she's     actually quite capable. [06:27] BABY     I forgot to explain some     things to you the other day. [06:31] MINA     I'm busy right now. [06:34] BABY     Sports entertainment is a rare     custom found only on Earth. [06:40] BABY     Not only that, but it has     captivated the entire universe, [06:42] BABY     and there are many passionate fans. [06:45] BABY     Because countless aliens attempt to     interfere with sports entertainment, [06:48] BABY     the Astral Civilization Non-intervention     Policy and Rabbit Force were established, [06:53] BABY     as you earthlings know. [06:55] BABY     Arresting aliens who violate     the policy is your job. [06:58] BABY     Tsukuda Mina, it is your destiny     to live as Tsukishiro Mina. [07:07] MINA     Why? [07:08] BABY     What? [07:09] BABY     Uh, it's a long story... [07:13] MINA     I'm not going to become Mina. [07:15] BABY     What? Why not? [07:16] MINA     I've already got my hands full attending     school and working as an announcer. [07:20] BABY     Then you should quit being an announcer. [07:23] MINA     What? [07:24] BABY     What? [07:30] MINA     You're interrupting my work. [07:32] GUARD     S-Sorry. [07:35] MINA     No, I'm sorry. SIGN    After the death of Rikidoyama, the grandfather     of Japanese professional wrestling, two huge stars     known as Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi      carried on his legacy.     Dinosaur Babb founded the All Japan Pro Wrestling [08:17] MINA     I had no idea the office     had such a beautiful bath. [08:21] MINA     Not only that, but the     smell of roses is lovely. [08:27] MINA     I need to do my best to be both a     high school student and an announcer. [08:31] MINA     After all, I'm going to be like Suiren-san. SIGN    50 Years of     Japanese Pro      Wrestling [08:51] JUNICHIRO     Yes, yes, yes. [08:55] JUNICHIRO     My Tsukuda Mina fan site     got hugged to death. SIGN    High School Announcer     Tsukuda Mina     is Adorable! [09:00] JUNICHIRO     See? You should check it out. [09:02] JUNICHIRO     Everyone's going crazy for her. [09:05] KANJI     I'm not interested in that kind of thing. SIGN    High School Announcer     Tsukuda Mina     is Adorable! [09:07] JUNICHIRO     What are you talking about, Kanji? [09:09] JUNICHIRO     Are you behind the times? [09:12] JUNICHIRO     My Tsukuda Mina. [09:14] KANJI     She doesn't belong to you. [09:25] BABY     Lottanites have been detected. [09:29] BABY     They hadn't left Earth yet. [09:35] STAFF     You think Tsukuda-chan's gonna be okay? [09:37] KATO     If she's not, it suits me     just fine to send her home. [09:39] STAFF     What? [09:40] KATO     I'll pin the blame on her and make her quit. [09:44] STAFF     Kato D, merciless as ever. [09:50] KATO     How long is Ono P going     to keep using Tsukuda? [09:55] KATO     Huh? SIGN    50 Years of     Japanese Pro      Wrestling [10:01] MINA     Sorry to bother you. I tried writing     a script for the new segment, but... [10:05] SUIREN     It's no good. [10:06] MINA     What? [10:07] SUIREN     It's not written in your own words. [10:10] SUIREN     This is the first script you've     written yourself, right? [10:14] SUIREN     You can't sound like you're     reading off a script. [10:16] SUIREN     You have to hammer it into your head     and speak with your own words. [10:20] MINA     Okay. I'll do my best. [10:33] MINA     I'm too tired to memorize anything. [10:39] ESCARTIN     Tsukudani-san. [10:42] ESCARTIN     Here. Isn't this your script     for tonight's broadcast? [10:45] ESCARTIN     Wouldn't you panic during     the show if you forgot it? [10:47] MINA     Yes, thank you. [10:53] ESCARTIN     That's a script, but it's the     script for my cooking show. [10:58] ESCARTIN     Your 50 years of pro wrestling     script is right here. [11:04] MINA     Good morning. [11:06] ALL     Good morning. [11:09] SUIREN     Don't run before a show. [11:11] MINA     I know. [11:12] SUIREN     Good attitude. [11:13] DAISUKE     I'm looking forward to your new corner. [11:15] MINA     Thank you. [11:16] ALL     Good morning. [11:20] MINA     Good morning... [11:24] MINA     Did I do something to upset him again? [11:27] MINA     Director Kato is acting weird. [11:29] DAISUKE     Of course not. It must be your imagination. [11:35] STAFF     Has he gotten bigger? [11:38] STAFF     We're going live in ten seconds. [11:41] STAFF     Eight, seven, six, five, [11:46] STAFF     four, three... [11:56] SUIREN     Good evening. It's time     for SpoLuna on Saturday. [11:59] DAISUKE     The first episode of our new segment starting     tonight is on 50 years of Japanese pro wrestling. [12:05] MINA     Tonight, Tsukuda Mina's new segment will     cover the king of sports entertainment [12:09] MINA     that began with the rise of TV and     built a golden era during the Showa Period, [12:13] MINA     professional wrestling. [12:15] MINA     For pro wrestling, first take one     teaspoon each of sugar and salt... [12:19] MINA     What? SIGN    Delicious Pork and Potatoes Recipe      So good!      Ingredients      Meat On Sale      Carrots      Cabbage      Bell Peppers      Shimeji Mushrooms To Taste      Generous Amount of Soy Sauce      Sugar      Salt To Taste      Lots of Peppers      Recipe      Let's get cooking!      1. Boil meat. [12:25] MINA     What's going on? [12:28] MINA     My script got swapped out for     a cooking show's script. [12:46] ESCARTIN     You're finished, Tsukudani-san. [12:51] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san. [12:53] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san. [12:56] (Flashback) SUIREN     This is the first script you've     written yourself, right? [12:59] (Flashback) SUIREN     You can't sound like you're     reading off a script. [13:01] (Flashback) SUIREN     You have to hammer it into your head     and speak with your own words. [13:13] MINA     After the death of Rikidoyama, the     grandfather of Japanese professional wrestling, [13:17] MINA     two huge stars known as Dinosaur Babb and     Hercules Inochi carried on his legacy. [13:23] ESCARTIN     What? Tsukudani memorized her script! [13:26] MINA     Dinosaur Babb founded the All     Japan Pro Wrestling Association, [13:29] MINA     while Hercules Inochi founded the New     Japanese Pro Wrestling Association. [13:33] MINA     The two became rivals who     competed against one another. [13:35] MINA     In order to strike back     against Dinosaur Babb, [13:36] STAFF     Not bad, Tsukuda-chan. [13:37] MINA     who was well-connected with     American pro wrestling, [13:40] MINA     Hercules Inochi created a new sport     known as multi-discipline combat sports, [13:44] MINA     which briefly became popular. [13:46] MINA     Later, Hercules Inochi would     repeatedly challenge Dinosaur Babb [13:49] MINA     to a match to determine the champion of     Japanese pro wrestling once and for all. [13:53] MINA     Though Babb once accepted the challenge     in the all star ring, ultimately, [13:57] MINA     a match between the greats was never     arranged and ended as the eternal dream [14:03] MINA     of pro wrestling fans. [14:06] MINA     Who was truly stronger, Babb or Inochi? [14:13] STAFF     That excited you, Kato-san? [14:15] STAFF     But you don't care about pro wrestling. [14:17] STAFF     Don't you think you're too big, Kato-san? [14:20] KATO     Dinosaur Babb's Duronmon Kick! [14:33] MINA     It's the Lottanite from     last night's news story. [14:35] STAFF     What should we do, Onoue P? [14:36] ONOUE     Continue broadcasting. [14:39] GUARD     Kato-san! Hang in there, Kato-san! [14:42] ESCARTIN     No! Now I'll never get married! [14:45] ALIEN     Hercules Inochi's Octopus Hold! [14:47] ESCARTIN     Stop! Stay away! [14:49] ALIEN     We've taken over this show! [14:52] ALIEN     We demand a 60-minute death     match between Dinosaur Babb [14:58] ALIEN     and Hercules Inochi to     determine who is stronger! [15:02] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san. [15:03] SUIREN     Don't. It's too dangerous. [15:08] MINA     Please leave. [15:11] MINA     This is my first segment. [15:14] MINA     It may be only three minutes, but I     spent a whole day writing my report. [15:19] MINA     Please let me finish the job. [15:22] MINA     Please. [15:33] ALIEN     I demand a match! [15:36] MINA     That's impossible. [15:37] MINA     Hercules Inochi has retired,     and Dinosaur Babb passed away. [15:41] ALIEN     What? [15:41] MINA     Their showdown ended as a dream. [15:44] ALIEN     You're lying! You're lying! You're lying! [15:46] ALIEN     I won't believe your lies! [15:48] ALIEN     I just watched them fight last night. [15:51] MINA     That was a satellite rebroadcast. [15:57] ALIEN     You're lying. You're lying. [15:58] ALIEN     Dinosaur and Hercules are eternal heroes. [16:02] ALIEN     Unless you promise to air their showdown, [16:05] ALIEN     we'll destroy Luna TV ten minutes from now. [16:08] MINA     Please don't. [16:16] SUIREN     Grab a handy cam and come with me. [16:18] SUIREN     We're going after him. [16:19] CAMERAMAN     Yes, ma'am. [16:24] ALIEN     Three, two, one. [16:28] SUIREN     The Lottanite continues to     demand the showdown of dreams [16:31] SUIREN     and has holed up on the roof of Luna TV. [16:33] ALIEN     Bomber! [16:35] ALIEN     We demand a showdown between     Dinosaur Babb and Hercules Inochi. [16:41] ALIEN     Otherwise, we'll attack Luna TV. [16:54] SUIREN     Aliens have begun attacking, [16:56] SUIREN     but we'll continue broadcasting     until the end. [16:59] DAISUKE     Suiren, it's dangerous     out there. Be careful. [17:02] DAISUKE     There are still no signs     of the Rabbit Force. [17:05] MINA     Suiren-san... [17:13] MINA     There are carrots in this vegetable juice. [17:16] MINA     Could it be? But I... [17:21] DAISUKE     Suiren, are you all right? [17:23] SUIREN     Suiren here. Currently on the roof— SIGN    29 Vegetables      7820μg of β-Carotene [17:37] MINA     Jujitsu... [17:42] MALE ANNOUNCER     The carrot she consumed contains     an abundance of β-carotene. [17:46] MALE ANNOUNCER     When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A, [17:50] MALE ANNOUNCER     the active oxygen in her body is     removed, and her cells are regenerated [17:55] MALE ANNOUNCER     as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu     transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [18:03] MALE ANNOUNCER     Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit     Force base secretly constructed on the moon. [18:11] MALE ANNOUNCER     The red-shift gravity catapult's     super acceleration allows the weapon [18:15] MALE ANNOUNCER     to reach Earth in an average     time of 14.7 seconds. SIGN    One SIGN    Rabbit SIGN    Jujitsu Sequence In Progress SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running [20:00] MINA     Lottanites, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy, [20:04] MINA     Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force     is placing you under arrest. [20:18] MINA     Carrot Launcher! [20:23] ALIEN     Take this! Drop Kick! [20:29] ALIEN     Axe Bomber! [20:31] MINA     STO! [20:33] MINA     Rabbit Lock! [20:39] ALIEN     I've never seen anything like this! [20:42] MINA     We're long past Dinosaur Babb's era! [20:46] ALIEN     I give up, I give up! [20:48] MINA     The Lottanites have been apprehended! [21:03] KATO     Where were you, Tsukuda? [21:06] KATO     What kind of jerk abandons     the set during a broadcast? [21:09] KATO     Your three-minute segment is canceled! [21:11] MINA     What? [21:12] KATO     This industry is no place     for students, you hear? [21:16] STAFF     Kato-san. [21:17] KATO     What? [21:18] STAFF     We're getting tons of calls requesting the     continuation of the three-minute segment. [21:22] KATO     What? [21:24] STAFF     They were touched by the way Tsukuda-chan     took on the alien unarmed to protect her segment. [21:29] KATO     Fine, then. [21:31] KATO     The three-minute segment will     become a regular thing. [21:36] ALL     Cheers! [21:37] KATO     Come on, drink up and make some noise! [21:41] KATO     Come on, drink! [21:42] MINA     Thank you. [21:43] KATO     I'm not talking to you! [23:08] SISTER     Onii-chan, what's wrong with     you? She came to cheer for you. [23:12] KANJI     She's changed. Work is more     important to her than us now. [23:17] SISTER     That's not true. Don't you     remember your promise? [23:21] SISTER     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "The Promised Dirty Pitch." [23:25] MINA     I won't let them interfere     with Kanji's match. [23:27] MINA     Rabbit Force member Tsukishiro     Mina will arrest the Yellenites. [23:31] KATO     Hey, Tsukuda! Where are you     going during a broadcast? [23:35] MINA     Sorry... E3 - The Promised Dirty Pitch Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:58] KIRYU     Good evening. I'm Kiryu Daisuke. [02:00] SUIREN     And I'm Koshu Suiren. [02:02] KIRYU     Twilight Sports Information Network's     SpoLuna has another packed show for you. [02:07] SUIREN     Today, announcer Tsukuda     is busy with school— [02:15] TSUKUDA     Uh, I'm sorry. [02:18] TSUKUDA     I'm late because I fell     asleep on the Yurikamone. [02:22] TSUKUDA     I'm high school announcer Tsukuda Mina. [02:24] SUINRE     Either way, since Tsukuda has slid in,     we have our regular lineup tonight. SIGN    #03 The Promised Dirty Pitch [02:35] NAKORU     Onii-chan. Hey, onii-chan. [02:41] NAKORU     Oh, come on. [02:43] NAKORU     Wake up. [02:47] KANJI     What do you want, Nakoru? [02:50] NAKORU     You stink. Come on, get undressed. [02:54] NAKORU     We gotta put these in the wash. [02:56] KANJI     Shut up. I'm tired from practice. [02:59] NAKORU     Well, I'm tried from cheerleading. Come on. [03:03] KANJI     Quit it! I'll do it myself. [03:05] SUIREN     Next up is Tsukuda's three-minute segment. [03:07] TSUKUDA     Thank you. In this episode, I'll     be covering the figure skating [03:08] NAKORU     It's Tsukuda-senpai. [03:11] NAKORU     I can't believe she really became     an announcer. It's amazing. [03:11] TSUKUDA     tournament that took place     in Alaska the other day. [03:17] NAKORU     What's the matter? [03:20] NAKORU     What's your problem? [03:23] KANJI     I thought you were gonna wash them. [03:24] NAKORU     What? [03:26] AD SUZUKI     Three... [03:30] KIRYU     High school baseball summer regional     qualifiers are starting up. [03:35] SUIREN     Here at SpoLuna, high school announcer Tsukuda     will be reporting on them as one of their peers. [03:42] SUIREN     Good luck. [03:43] TSUKUDA     Thank you. [03:44] TSUKUDA     I'll be doing my best, so good luck to all     you high school baseball players out there. [03:52] KIRYU     You're working so hard you fall     asleep from the exhaustion. [03:55] TSUKUDA     I'm sorry. I'll be careful from now on. [04:00] SUIREN     Kiryu-san, don't tease her. [04:04] KIRYU     Tsukuda Mina and her charming rabbit-like     bedhead will be covering the qualifiers. [04:09] KIRYU     You won't want to miss it. [04:11] TSUKUDA     Thank you. [04:15] KATO D     She's always screwing     up the schedule and set. [04:19] AD SUZUKI     Now, now. She does good numbers. [04:22] AD SUZUKI     Maybe being a student and     announcer is tough after all. [04:26] KATO D     Well, she's failing at both. [04:28] KATO D     She just lacks self-awareness     as a professional. [04:30] ONOUE     I don't see the problem. [04:32] BOTH     Onoue-san? [04:34] ONOUE     A hardworking and ordinary     unprofessional high school girl [04:37] ONOUE     is receiving passionate     support from our viewers, [04:41] ONOUE     just like those high school baseball     players in the middle of summer. [04:46] BOTH     I see... [04:50] CATCHER     Nice pitch, Kanji. [04:57] TSUKUDA     I just finished my extra classes.     I'll head over right away. [05:02] MOCHIMURA     Done with... extra classes...? [05:03] TSUKUDA     Mocchin, I'm sorry. [05:06] MOCHIMURA     She seems busy as usual. [05:12] TSUKUDA     If I don't hurry, I'll     be late to the interview. [05:16] NAKORU     You can do it, Kanji! [05:30] NAKORU     Tsukuda-senpai. [05:31] TSUKUDA     Nako? [05:32] NAOKUR     Tsukuda-senpai, it's good to see you again. [05:37] TSUKUDA     I see. You started middle     school this year, right? [05:41] TSUKUDA     I hardly recognize you. [05:42] NAKORU     I picked up cheerleading     to cheer for my brother. [05:47] NAKORU     I'm about to go watch him practice. [05:49] NAKORU     Let's go together. [05:51] TSUKUDA     Yeah, let's. [05:53] TSUKUDA     Oh, sorry. I actually have an interview now. [05:57] TSUKUDA     Listen up, Nako. Give Kanji     a stern talking to for me. [06:00] TSUKUDA     He needs to shape up. [06:03] NAKORU     What? Don't you know? [06:06] NAKORU     He's currently the school's star player. [06:10] NAKORU     She's not listening. [06:13] NAKORU     Seems like she's busy, too. SIGN    High School Announcer     Tsukuda Mina     is Adorable! [06:17] MOCHIMURA     "The clumsy announcer shows up     late because she fell asleep." [06:20] MOCHIMURA     "Tsukuda's 'good luck' was so cute." [06:22] MOCHIMURA     "Oh, yeah. Mina-tan's bedhead." [06:25] MOCHIMURA     These comments are all about Mina. [06:29] YOSHIMI     Amazing, right? [06:30] YOSHIMI     I got a bunch of hits the other     day because she overslept. [06:34] MOCHIMURA     I'm not sure she'd appreciate     these comments if she saw them. [06:38] YOSHIMI     Where is she, anyway? [06:40] YOSHIMI     I came so I could show them to her. [06:43] MOCHIMURA     I don't know. [06:44] MOCHIMURA     Lately, she's been dashing off     somewhere after class every day. [06:47] STUDENT 1     What's going on? [06:48] STUDENT 2     It's a TV crew. [06:57] MOCHIMURA     Oh, it's Mina. [06:58] YOSHIMI     No way! [07:00] TSUKUDA     Huh? Why did we come back to school? [07:04] AD SUZUKI     What? Tsukishima Academy is your high school? [07:08] TSUKUDA     Are we covering our baseball team today? [07:18] KANJI     What's going on? [07:23] KANJI     Tsukuda? [07:25] NAKORU     Tsukuda-senpai? [07:28] PLAYER 1     Apparently, SpoLuna's here to cover us. [07:31] KANJI     What? [07:32] MOCHIMURA     Mina. [07:36] MOCHIMURA     Hey. [07:37] TSUKUDA     Oh, Mocchin and Yoshimi-kun. [07:40] YOSHIMI     You're in a SpoLuna jacket?     That's super rare! [07:44] TSUKUDA     Sorry about earlier. [07:46] MOCHIMURA     It's fine, but why did     you come back to school? [07:51] TSUKUDA     Well, you see... [07:53] AD SUZUKI     Come on! We don't have much time! [07:56] YOSHIMI     Tsukuda is amazing in person. [07:58] MOCHIMURA     She seems busy. [08:02] AD SUZUKI     Anyway, Tsukuda-chan, could     you interview the star player? [08:06] TSUKUDA     Okay. [08:08] TSUKUDA     Kanji, when did you become the star player? [08:12] AD SUZUKI     Tsukuda-chan, you and the baseball     team's star player are friends? [08:17] TSUKUDA     We're less childhood friends and [08:20] Tsukuda     more like fated rivals. [08:24] TSUKUDA     Right, Kanji? [08:29] AD SUZUKI     Fated rivals, huh? [08:32] AD SUZUKI     Either way, high school announcer     interviews childhood [08:35] AD SHUZUKI     friend and star player going up against     the tournament favorite powerhouse. [08:40] AD SUZUKI     Yeah, that's perfect. [08:44] AD SUZUKI     Here we go, Tsukuda-chan. [08:51] TSUKUDA     I'm currently with the Tsukishima     Academy High School baseball team. [08:55] TSUKUDA     This is actually the high     school I'm attending. SIGN    Tsukuda SIGN    Welcome Tsukuda Mina [09:01] TSUKUDA     Now let's interview star player Hazemi Kanji. [09:05] TSUKUDA     Hazemi, the regional qualifier is coming up. [09:08] TSUKUDA     How do you feel? [09:10] TSUKUDA     Huh? Hazemi... [09:13] TSUKUDA     I didn't get to interview him. [09:27] NAKORU     Onii-chan. [09:29] NAKORU     Why are you ignoring Tsukuda-senpai? [09:31] NAKORU     She came to support you. [09:37] KANJI     She's changed. [09:39] NAKORU     What? [09:40] KANJI     She's deep into TV now, and     everyone's fussing over her. [09:43] NAKORU     But... she hasn't changed at all. [09:47] KANJI     She's changed. [09:49] KANJI     Work is more important to her than us now. [10:02] TSUKUDA     I wonder what happened to Kanji. [10:04] TSUKUDA     Did I say something to upset him? [10:10] TSUKUDA     I screwed up again. [10:13] BABY     I have urgent news. [10:16] TSUKUDA     Why do you have to show up here? [10:19] BABY     The Rabbit Force radar just detected     a new UFO entering the atmosphere. [10:25] BABY     It's currently lurking above Tokyo Bay. [10:30] TSUKUDA     I have to turn into Mina and fight again? [10:32] BABY     Not right away. [10:34] BABY     But make sure you're ready     to Jujitsu at any moment. [10:41] TSUKUDA     Could you at least tell me     when I'll have to Jujitsu? [10:45] TSUKUDA     I've got a schedule to follow. [10:47] BABY     That's all from me. Good luck. [10:52] TSUKUDA     Oh, come on. [11:00] MOM     The regional qualifier starts today. [11:02] DAD     For Kanji-kun, right? [11:04] DAD     Come to think of it, he     stopped coming over recently. [11:08] MOM     He's getting to be that age. SIGN    Aoyama Stadium [11:22] NAKORU     Tsukuda-senpai. [11:24] TSUKUDA     Nako. [11:29] TSUKUDA     What is it? [11:32] NAKORU     Whose side are you on? [11:34] TSUKUDA     What? [11:36] NAKORU     My brother's team or work? [11:42] TSUKUDA     Sports journalists must always be impartial. [11:45] TSUKUDA     I have to support both. [11:48] NAKORU     I see. [11:51] TSUKUDA     But I remember my promise with Kanji. [11:53] NAKORU     What promise? [11:59] NAKORU     What is that? [12:01] TSUKUDA     Don't tell the others. [12:03] TSUKUDA     But Kanji's probably forgotten, too. [12:06] AD SUZUKI     Tsukuda-chan, get on standby! [12:09] TSUKUDA     Okay. [12:10] TSUKUDA     Sorry. I've gotta go. [12:15] NAKORU     They made a promise to each other? [12:19] NAKORU     Huh? [12:26] MUTSUMUNE     How naive, Tsukudani-san. [12:29] MUTSUMUNE     I won't allow you to use your enrollment     at a competing school to earn points. [12:34] MUTSUMUNE     I should be the one to conduct     the glorious victory interview. [12:42] PLAYER 1     How's your shoulder? [12:43] KANJI     Great, of course. [12:47] NAKORU     Onii-chan. [12:48] STAFF     Now, now. Only players and staff     are allowed past this point. [12:52] NAKORU     What? [12:54] NAKORU     I wonder if he remembers his     promise to Tsukuda-senpai. [13:01] CHEER     T-U-K-I! [13:05] CHEER     Tsukishima, go, fight, go! [13:09] HAIBARA     Play ball! [13:24] HAIBARA     Strike! [13:26] TSUKUDA     Nice one, Kanji. [13:28] TSUKUDA     I mean, uh... [13:32] TSUKUDA     Good luck to both Tsukishima and Shiodome. [13:36] TSUKUDA     My phone. [13:39] TSUKUDA     Excuse me. [13:45] TSUKUDA     That's odd. I thought I     turned it off before work. [13:53] BABY     It's an emergency. [14:00] BABY     The alien that arrived the other     day has snuck into the stadium. [14:05] TSUKUDA     What? More alien baseball fans? [14:07] CHEER     Fight, fight! Shiodome! [14:21] MUTSUMUNE     I shall use my elegant cheering     to make this team win. [14:28] MUTSUMUNE     Go, go! Shiodome! [14:31] MUTSUMUNE     You can do it, Shiodome! [14:35] MUTSUMUNE     Go, go! Shio— [14:37] ALIEN     That's right. [14:41] ALIEN     I'll use my cheering to make this team win! [14:53] NAKORU     You can do it, Tsukishima! [14:55] CHEER 1     Look. Shiodome's cheer squad is incredible. [14:59] NAKORU     What? [15:02] CHEER 2     Such incredible jumps!     They're all in sync, too. [15:05] CHEER 3     We can't do that. [15:08] NAKORU     But something's not right. [15:18] TSUKUDA     What is that? [15:20] BABY     That's a Yellenite. [15:22] BABY     They passionately cheer for everything. [15:25] TSUKUDA     Doesn't that make them good aliens? [15:28] BABY     Yes, but look. [15:32] MUTSUMUNE     What? Why me? [15:34] MUTSUMUNE     No! [15:37] BABY     They get out of hand when     they take things too far. [15:40] TSUKUDA     What's Mutsumune-senpai doing over there? [15:42] BABY     In any case, you must Jujitsu     and defeat them as Mina. [15:45] TSUKUDA     Do I have to? [15:47] BABY     Why do you look so upset about it? [15:54] TSUKUDA     Ma'am, can I have some vegetable juice? [15:56] GRADMNA     Sure thing. [16:04] TUKUDA     Jujitsu... [16:06] MALE ANNOUNCER     The carrot she consumed contains     an abundance of β-carotene. [16:10] MALE ANNOUNCER     When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A, [16:14] MALE ANNOUNCER     the active oxygen in her body is     removed, and her cells are regenerated [16:18] MALE ANNOUNCER     as Tsukuda Mina completes her Jujitsu     transformation into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [16:24] MALE ANNOUNCER     Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit     Force base secretly constructed on the moon. [16:30] MALE ANNOUNCER     The red-shift gravity catapult's     super acceleration allows the weapon [16:35] MALE ANNOUNCER     to reach Earth in an average     time of 14.7 seconds. [16:49] KANJI     What's going on? [16:51] TSUKISHIRO     Stop what you're doing! [16:56] FAN 1     What is that? [16:57] FAN 2     She's got cat ears! [16:58] FAN 3     No, those are rabbit ears! [17:00] ALL     No, it's Tsukishiro Mina! [17:06] NAKORU     Tsukishiro Mina... [17:09] TSUKISHIRO     I won't let them interrupt Kanji's game. [17:11] MINA     Yellanite, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy, [17:16] MINA     Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit     Force is placing you under arrest. [17:22] YELLENITE     I won't let you stop me! [17:50] TSUKISHIRO     Mutsumune-senpai, I'm sorry. [17:53] YELLENITE     I'll control you, too! [17:57] TSUKISHIRO     Are you all right? [18:02] TSUKISHIRO     That's what they're using     to control everyone. [18:05] TSUKISHIRO     All right. [18:08] TSUKISHIRO     There's no point in an insincere cheer! [18:12] MALE ANNOUNCER     By merging with the wielder's body, Mina     weapons achieve their maximum power. [18:18] MALE ANNOUNCER     They are the ultimate weapon. [18:21] TSUKISHIRO     Carrot Hammer! [18:29] YELLENITE     Impossible! [18:38] TSUKISHIRO     The Yellenite has been arrested. [18:46] NAKORU     Nice work, Tsukishiro Mina! [18:53] KATO D     Where have you been, Tsukuda? [18:56] KATO D     Resume the broadcast. [19:00] TSUKUDA     Kanji... [19:22] TSUKUDA     It's the bottom of the ninth     with two outs. The score is 1-0. [19:25] TSUKUDA     Tsukishima's star player Hazemi has pitched     the whole game against favorites Shiodome, [19:31] TSUKUDA     but he's in hot water after     walking two batters in a row. [19:37] AD SUZUKI     Tsukuda-chan? [19:41] KATO D     What's the matter? Keep going. [19:46] AD SUZUKI     Tsukuda-chan? [19:47] KATO D     Hey, where are you going? [19:49] NAKORU     Onii-chan? [19:51] TSUKUDA     Kanji! [19:56] TSUKUDA     Kanji! [20:10] KANJI     That's... [20:11] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     The star player finishes the     game with a dirty pitch. [20:16] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     This is the signal. [20:19] KANJI     A dirty pitch... [20:21] TSUKUDA     Kanji, go with dirty pitch Dragon Spiral X! [20:25] AD SUZUKI     Dirty pitch? [20:27] KATO     What's she talking about? [20:34] KANJI     Tsukuda. [20:47] BATTER     What is that? [20:49] KANJI     Ultimate dirty pitch Dragon     Spiral X Number 18! [21:01] TSUKUDA     Our promise... [21:04] NAKORU     So she was cheering for him after all. [21:18] KATO D     Damn it, Tsukuda! [21:19] KATO D     Dirty pitches aren't a thing! [21:22] ESCARTIN     Yeah. Dirty pitch, my ass. [21:24] TSUKUDA     I'm sorry. [21:25] AD SUZUKI     Now, now. The favorites struggled but     ultimately came back with a game-winning homer. [21:30] AD SUZUKI     The viewers enjoyed that. [21:32] ESCARTIN     Again? [21:35] KATO D     In that case, it can't be helped. [21:38] KATO D     Good work, everyone. [21:40] STAFF     Good work! [21:41] KATO D     Drink up, everyone! [23:10] ESCARTIN     Tsukudani-san, today I'll     show you that high school [23:12] ESCARTIN     announcers are nothing more than a sideshow. [23:16] TSUKUDA     Mutsumune-senpai, that was     very informative. Thank you. [23:19] ESCARTIN     I'll just have to crush you at the Umetate     Luna Festival beach volleyball tournament. [23:24] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "Mutsumune's Big Break." [23:28] TSUKUDA     Ripplite, I, Tsukishima Mina, will     arrest anyone who harms the guests. [23:33] SUIREN     You've got a terrible sunburn on your face. [23:35] TSUKUDA     Oh... E4 - Mutsumune's Big Break Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #04 Mutsumune's Big Break [01:55] NIGHT D     They're not here? What happened     to tonight's announcer? [02:00] AD SUZUKI     Apparently, they went out to eat. [02:03] AD SUZUKI     They're not answering their phone. [02:03] NIGHT D     Isn't there anyone we can use? [02:09] MUTSUMUNE     Is there a problem? [02:13] AD SUZUKI     Mutsumune-san. [02:15] MUTSUMUNE     I may not be up to the task,     but I'm willing to help. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [02:22] TSUKUDA     Oh, no! [02:25] TSUKUDA     When did I fall asleep? [02:27] MUTSUMUNE     Breaking news. SIGN    Luna Festa Starts Tomorrow SIGN    Mermaid Escapes SIGN    Caused By Unhealthy Habits?!     Horrors of Frozen Shoulder SIGN    Super Popular! Ebimaki Art SIGN    Actor Iguma's Shocking Marriage!! [02:29] MUTSUMUNE     The Gizmanite that was holed up     in the city's sports memorial hall [02:34] MUTSUMUNE     was finally arrested by     Otsuki Mina moments ago. [02:38] TSUKUDA     Huh? Is Mutsumune-senpai working overnight? [02:42] BABY     Tsukuda Mina, something has happened. [02:44] BABY     This morning at 4:39AM, [02:46] BABY     a mysterious UFO descended on     Tokyo Bay before disappearing. [02:50] BABY     Unauthorized visits to Earth are a violation [02:52] BABY     of the Astral Civilization     Non-intervention Policy. [02:56] BABY     The Rabbit Force is on alert level 2. [03:00] BABY     Await further instructions. [03:04] BABY     Tsukuda? [03:06] TSUKUDA     Isn't it Otsuki Mina-san's     job to defend Earth? [03:10] TSUKUDA     Go ask her. [03:14] BABY     Tsukuda Mina, don't you realize you're     a member of the Rabbit Force? [03:19] BABY     Japan is a rarity even on     Earth with all its sports. [03:24] BABY     As you can see, Otsuki Mina     can't defend it alone. [03:28] TSUKUDA     But today I've got extra lessons and     an important event with Luna TV. [03:33] TSUKUDA     I can't be Mina on top of that. [03:36] BABY     You'll find a way. [03:37] BABY     Isn't positive thinking your selling point? [03:41] TSUKUDA     Can't I at least drink apple juice instead? SIGN    Where: Tsukumi-cho Near Luna TV HQ [03:46] STAFF     Good work! [03:48] MUTSUMUNE     Take care, everyone. [03:54] AD SUZUKI     That's odd, though. [03:56] NIGHT D     What? [03:57] AD SUZUKI     Mutsumune-san's always at the station. [04:00] AD SUZUKI     I wonder when she goes home. [04:05] MUTSUMUNE     Perhaps I was a bit too helpful. [04:08] MUTSUMUNE     Well, as long as it earns me points. [04:20] MUTSUMUNE     Working first thing in the     morning is exhausting. SIGN    This summer, meet your favorite female      announcers at the umetatechi!! SIGN    "Luna TV is in your hands!"      Two popular announcers shake hands! [04:24] MUTSUMUNE     But as long as I hang around the     station, I'll get more and more work. SIGN    Luna TV Intra-Station     Female Announcer SIGN    Beach Volleyball Tournament [04:32] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukudani-san, you just watch. [04:35] MUTSUMUNE     High school announcers are     nothing more than a sideshow. SIGN    Intra-Station     Women's     Beach Volleyball Tournament [05:20] MALE CASTER     Let's try calling them at the event now. [05:22] MALE CASTER     Princess Ren on the special stage. [05:26] SUIREN     Summer has arrived at the     Tokyo Bay again this year, [05:29] SUIREN     and the Umetate Luna Festa has begun. SIGN    Luna Festa SIGN    Handshake Event SIGN    Mutsumune     Escartin SIGN    Shake her hand      at Tsukumi-cho! [05:35] FAN 1     Mucchi, your hot bath commercial was great. [05:39] FAN 2     Your reading skills are top-notch.     Keep up the good work. [05:43] MUTSUMUNE     Thank you for your support. [05:47] MUTSUMUNE     I do have people watching me! [05:50] MUTSUMUNE     I'm an announcer who's     undergone proper training. [05:54] MUTSUMUNE     I won't lose to a sideshow who     cheated her way into the company. [05:56] TSUKUDA     Excuse me. SIGN    Everyone's Luna Announcers [05:58] TSUKUDA     Let me through, please. [06:02] TSUKUDA     I'm sorry. [06:04] TSUKUDA     I'm late because I failed a test. [06:07] MUTSUMUNE     No problem. Hurry up and get changed. [06:10] TSUKUDA     Huh? [06:11] MUTSUMUNE     It's a festival, after all. [06:13] MUTSUMUNE     You can't wear your plain old uniform. [06:15] MUTSUMUNE     You need to get dressed up in     something a little different. [06:18] TSUKUDA     Mutsumune-senpai. [06:21] TSUKUDA     Okay, everyone. Please form a single-file line. SIGN    Tsukuda Mina     Impromptu Handshake Event [06:30] MUTSUMUNE     The temperature is already 32.6 degrees. [06:33] MUTSUMUNE     Enjoy the hellish experience of wearing a     full-body costume in this heat, Tsukudani-san. [06:39] ALL     Tsukuda! Tsukuda! Tsukuda! [06:39] FAN 2     Tsukuda-chan, you can do it. [06:42] FAN 1     I never miss SpoLuna. [06:44] FAN 2     We all love how hardworking you are. [06:49] TSUKUDA     Tsukuda Mina will do her very best. [06:57] MUTSUMUNE     Oh, no. I accidentally awakened     Tsukudani's professionalism again. [07:02] MUTSUMUNE     At this rate, Luna TV will be... [07:09] MUTSUMUNE     Not bad, Tsukudani. [07:12] MUTSUMUNE     It's a dog-eat-dog world. [07:14] TSUKUDA     Mutsumune-senpai, I learned     a lot. Thank you. [07:23] YOSHIMI     Apparently, that's the trophy for the beach     volleyball tournament Tsukuda's playing in. [07:29] YOSHIMI     They say some famous artist designed it. [07:33] YOSHIMI     It's super rare. [07:34] KANJI     Huh. [07:35] YOSHIMI     Tsukuda has a handshake event. [07:37] YOSHIMI     Aw, crap! I forgot to check! [07:40] MOCHIMURA     You see her at school all the time. [07:43] YOSHIMI     This is different. SIGN    Female Announcer SIGN    Handshake     Event [07:47] KANJI     She'll probably just wear her     plain old school swimsuit, too. [07:55] TSUKUDA     Does this look strange? [07:57] TSUKUDA     I've never worn anything so bold before. [08:04] SUIREN     You've got a terrible sunburn on your face. [08:09] SUIREN     Put that on. [08:10] TSUKUDA     Thank you. [08:12] SUIREN     You'll run out of energy if     you don't eat something. [08:14] TSUKUDA     Okay. [08:19] TSUKUDA     Suiren-san's definitely fed up with me. [08:22] TSUKUDA     I can't believe how badly I burned. [08:24] TSUKUDA     Maybe I lack self-awareness as an announcer. [08:28] TSUKUDA     Okay. [08:29] TSUKUDA     I'll do my best at beach volleyball. [08:30] TSUKUDA     This is part of my job, too. [08:32] TSUKUDA     I need to be perfect. [08:37] TOURNAMENT MC     The intra-station female announcer     beach volleyball tournament has begun. SIGN    NemuLuna TV     Shopping Team [08:42] TOURNAMENT MC     Which team will win? [08:45] MUTSUMUNE     What is my partner doing? [08:48] SUIREN     Are you ready, Tsukuda-san? [08:51] TSUKUDA     Yes. Good to go. [08:55] KIRYU     You think they'll do well? [09:01] BABY     That's odd. [09:03] BABY     There's no movement. [09:05] BABY     What is the alien who snuck in plotting? [09:11] BABY     A message? How unusual. [09:13] BABY     It's from the European Rabbit Force. [09:15] BABY     Hi, this is Nanashi speaking. [09:19] BABY     What? [09:26] MUTSUMUNE     You're late, Pyokotan. [09:30] MUTSUMUNE     Don't just stand there.     Get in line behind me. [09:34] TOURNAMENT MC     The players are entering the arena. SIGN    Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament [09:37] TOURNAMENT MC     Let's give them a round of applause. [09:58] SAKURA     Here it comes. [10:15] MOCHIMURA     What's wrong with Mina? [10:16] MOCHIMURA     She's weirdly stiff. [10:19] KANJI     What is she doing? SIGN    Intra-Station Women's Beach Volleyball Tournament [10:21] TOURNAMENT MC     That's game. [10:22] TOURNAMENT MC     The first match of block A goes to SpoLuna. [10:30] TSUKUDA     I'm sorry, Suiren-san. [10:32] TSUKUDA     I'll be perfect next time. [10:43] WOMAN 1     There are tacks on the court! [10:53] WOMAN 2     My G cups! [10:59] MUTSUMUNE     You're incredible, Pyokotan! [11:02] MUTSUMUNE     Winning the whole thing isn't just a dream! [11:08] TSUKUDA     Mutsumune-senpai is amazing. [11:10] TSUKUDA     I need to try harder. [11:13] SUIREN     We'll probably face them in the final. [11:17] TSUKUDA     Yes. [11:18] TSUKUDA     Announcer Tsukuda will do     a perfect job next match. SIGN    Final     SpoLuna vs NemuLuna TV Shopping [11:34] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukuda-san, let's do our best not     to disgrace the name of Luna TV. [11:40] TSUKUDA     Looking forward to it. [11:44] MUTSUMUNE     How green to forget oneself     at a major event. [11:48] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukudani-san, I shall crush you in     front of all these Luna TV fans. [12:00] KANJI     Tsukuda! [12:01] TOURNAMENT MC     Point to the NemuLuna TV Shopping team! [12:08] SUIREN     I know this is a job, but why     don't you relax a little? [12:12] TSUKUDA     What? [12:14] SUIREN     Let's enjoy playing volleyball. [12:17] SUIREN     If we're not having fun,     neither will the audience. [12:26] MUTSUMUNE     Get up, Tsukuda. [12:29] MUTSUMUNE     The match isn't over yet. [12:36] TSUKUDA     Mutsumune-senpai is absolutely glowing. [12:40] TSUKUDA     I got in my own head again     just because it was a job. [12:50] SUIREN     Toss. [12:50] TSUKUDA     Got it. [12:55] TOURNAMENT MC     Point to SpoLuna! [12:59] TSUKUDA     Yes! [13:01] TSUKUDA     Senpai, thank you! [13:04] MUTSUMUNE     What? [13:05] TSUKUDA     That was very informative. [13:08] TSUKUDA     But we won't lose. [13:14] MUTSUMUNE     Crap. I accidentally helped her grow again. [13:20] MUTSUMUNE     But this is why she's my rival. [13:23] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukudani, come at me with     everything you've got! [13:30] KIRYU     Those two are putting on a great show. [13:33] MOCHIMURA     Go, Mina! You can do it! [13:58] MUTSUMUNE     I lost. [14:01] MUTSUMUNE     Did I stand no chance against the     stamina of a high school girl? [14:06] TSUKUDA     Nice game. [14:07] TSUKUDA     That was a great match, Mutsumune-senpai. [14:29] FANS     Nice! Good job! [14:30] FANS     That was amazing! [14:32] FANS     We love both of you! [14:38] TSUKUDA     Thank you, everyone. [14:42] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukuda-san, you're not too bad yourself. [14:46] MUTSUMUNE     But you still have a lot to learn. [14:50] TSUKUDA     Right. [14:55] ALIEN     Hand over the trophy! [15:05] PYOKOTAN     Someone help! [15:08] YOSHIMI     Kanji... [15:09] KANJI     Pull yourself together. [15:11] MOCHIMURA     Huh? Where's Mina? [15:15] TSUKUDA     I'm the only one who can protect everyone. [15:18] BABY     I've identified the mysterious UFO. [15:21] BABY     According to the European Rabbit Force,     there was a Ripplite on board. [15:26] BABY     They're sports trophy smugglers. [15:29] BABY     They illegally acquire sports trophies and     sell them to sports fans across the universe. [15:36] BABY     Tsukishiro Mina, now is the time to act. SIGN    Vegetable Juice SIGN    7820μg of β-Carotene [15:42] TSUKUDA     Fine, then. Just this once. [15:49] TSUKUDA     Jujitsu... [15:54] MALE ANNOUNCER     The carrot she consumed contains     an abundance of β-carotene. [15:59] MALE ANNOUNCER     When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A, [16:03] MALE ANNOUNCER     the active oxygen in her body is     removed, and her cells are regenerated [16:07] MALE ANNOUNCER     as Tsukuda Mina completes     her Jujitsu transformation [16:11] MALE ANNOUNCER     into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [16:26] TSUKISHIRO     Freeze! I, Tsukishiro Mina, will     arrest anyone who harms— [16:38] TSUKISHIRO     Some guests haven't escaped yet. [16:46] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san! [16:53] OTSUKI     Now get out of here. [16:56] FANS     We will. Thank you. [17:07] OTSUKI     You're an earnest one, aren't you? [17:17] OTSUKI     I'll show you how to really fight. [17:20] TSUKISHIRO     What? [17:20] OTSUKI     Here we go! [17:52] TSUKISHIRO     You did it, Otsuki-san. [17:54] OTSUKI     No, it's not over yet. [18:12] OTSUKI     If you have to work, might     as well make it fun, right? [18:15] TSUKISHIRO     What? [18:17] TSUKISHIRO     That's the same thing Suiren-san said. [18:20] OTSUKI     Take this! [18:22] OTSUKI     Receive! [18:26] TSUKISHIRO     Huh? [18:30] MALE ANNOUNCER     By merging with the wielder's body, Mina     weapons achieve their maximum power. [18:36] MALE ANNOUNCER     They are the ultimate weapon. [18:47] TSUKISHIRO     Toss! [18:53] OTSUKI     This ends now! [19:01] OTSUKI     Black Turnip Punch! [19:07] TSUKISHIRO     So cool. [19:10] TSUKISHIRO     But... [19:12] OTSUKI     Yes, yes, yes! [19:17] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san is smiling? [19:20] OTSUKI     Go on! [19:35] OTSUKI     Aw, man. I always take things too far. [19:39] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san. [19:41] TSUKISHIRO     What's her deal? [19:44] TSUKISHIRO     She's also my senior, but she's     nothing like Suiren-san. [19:50] OTSUKI     Huh? [19:52] OTSUKI     Aw, crap. [19:55] BABY     Hey, Otsuki! You're lucky no one got hurt, [19:59] BABY     but I'm going to get in trouble with     Space Planetary Insurance again. [20:02] TSUKISHIRO     Um, who exactly is Otsuki-san? [20:05] BABY     Don't you learn from her, Tsukishiro. [20:08] BABY     Catch up to her and surpass her. [20:16] OTSUKI     Aw, darn. They escaped. [20:24] OTSUKI     Well, that was a decent pass. [20:27] OTSUKI     But I still can't let you take     over the number one spot. [20:35] BOTH     Good work! [20:43] NIGHT D     I can't believe an alien     took your teammate's place. [20:48] AD SUZUKI     That must've been tough, Mutsumune-san. [20:52] MUTSUMUNE     This must be because I accidentally     helped Tsukudani again. [20:57] TV     The Intra-Station Women's     Beach Volleyball Tournament [21:00] TV     was held earlier today at     the Umetate Luna Festa, [21:02] MUTSUMUNE     I want to be surrounded by more fans, too! [21:03] TV     which was won by SpoLuna. [21:11] ALIEN     Friends, it's too dangerous to     continue smuggling trophies. [21:16] ALIEN     But today, I discovered a     potential new hit product. [21:21] ALIEN     Mutsumune Escartin is the best! [21:24] ALIEN     From now on, we'll sell Mutsumune     merch throughout the universe! [21:31] MUTSUMUNE     Someone's talking about me. [21:34] MUTSUMUNE     Perhaps they're handsome fans of mine. [21:40] MUTSUMUNE     A second sneeze. Love is in the air. [21:44] MUTSUMUNE     Oh, please. [23:08] GIRL     Nice to meet you, Tsukuda-san. [23:10] GIRL     I've been a fan of yours for a while now. [23:12] TSUKUDA     Uh, thanks. [23:13] GIRL     Anyway, it must be tough     playing two roles at once. [23:17] TSUKUDA     You're kidding, right? [23:19] TSUKUDA     Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina? [23:22] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "Red Card for Mina." [23:26] TSUKUDA     Jersian, I, Tsukishima Mina,     am placing you under arrest. [23:29] GIRL     If you insist on keeping it a     secret, I won't say anything. [23:33] GIRL     But starting today, you're my servant. [23:35] TSUKUDA     Oh... E5 - Red Card for Mina? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [02:01] TSUKISHIRO     Jersian, you're under arrest for violating     the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy! [02:11] NIKAIDO     Thank you! You are victory goddess! [02:16] NIKAIDO     See you again! [02:19] TSUKISHIRO     Despite my complaining, have I     gotten used to working as Mina? SIGN    #05 Red Card for Mina? [02:41] SUIREN     Today our special guest is [02:44] SUIREN     Luna TV's fall campaign character,     the popular grade school actress [02:48] SUIREN     Takanashi Yuu-chan. [02:53] YUU     Thank you for having me. SIGN    Today's Guest SIGN    Takanashi Yuu [02:59] KIRYU     Yuu-chan, I hear you're currently filming     a special drama you're starring in. [03:03] YUU     Yes. [03:04] YUU     I play a grade school student who's     an announcer despite her age. [03:08] YUU     It's based on a manga that's really     popular among girls my age. SIGN    Child Star SIGN    The story of a grade school announcer! Starring Takanashi Yuu! [03:12] MINA     Huh. [03:13] KIRYU     Since you're here, why don't we     have you read the next story? [03:17] YUU     Okay. [03:18] MINA     What? [03:19] YUU     Our next story is about     major league baseball. [03:22] YUU     Isoda, who had been playing     for the Miami Sharks, [03:26] YUU     suddenly returned to Japan     due to extreme homesickness. [03:29] MINA     She's so good. [03:30] KATO D     Boy, she's good. [03:33] KATO D     She might even be better than Tsukuda. [03:35] YUU     Isoda, even if you're lonely, please do your     best with this assignment away from home. [03:40] KIRYU     Bravo. With nine years of acting experience, [03:43] KRIYU     it's no wonder you have no trouble     playing an announcer, too. [03:46] YUU     I was nervous, though. [03:49] YUU     Tsukuda-san, did I do a good job? [03:52] MINA     What? [03:53] YUU     I've been a fan of yours for some time. [03:55] YUU     I was really looking forward     to meeting you today. [04:00] MINA     Thank you. [04:02] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san, read the next story. [04:05] MINA     Okay. [04:06] MINA     Our next story is on Japanese     professional baseball. [04:09] MINA     Superstar team Shunichi will show up to their [04:11] MINA     third sequential game     this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium... [04:13] MINA     Huh? This Sunday at Shinichi Stadium... [04:17] YUU     Tsukuda-san, you can do it. [04:19] MINA     I'm sorry. Let me try that again. [04:21] MINA     Superstar team Shunichi... [04:29] MINA     I'm such a dummy. I stuttered so badly. [04:34] YUU     Money. [04:36] MINA     Yes, ma'am. [04:39] YUU     Only 500 yen? You must be broke. [04:41] YUU     Well, whatever. It's enough for a soft drink. [04:44] YUU     Ugh, I'm not even a little     interested in sports, [04:45] MINA     Um... [04:48] YUU     but they still made me do that job yesterday. [04:58] (Flashback) MINA     Here it comes. [05:04] (Flashback) NIKAIDO     Don't worry. I am strong. [05:08] MINA     You were at Aoyama Stadium last night, too? [05:11] YUU     Yeah. Here. [05:13] YUU     A token of friendship. [05:15] MINA     Thank you. [05:16] YUU     Anyway, it must be tough     for you playing two roles. SIGN    Carrot 100     Made With 100% Organic Carrots      Contains double the daily recommended intake of carotene! [05:26] MINA     What do you mean by two roles? [05:29] YUU     See you later. [05:30] YUU     Hop, hop. Hop, hop. [05:39] MINA     You're kidding, right? [05:41] MINA     Does she know I'm Tsukishiro Mina? SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [05:50] DAD     Where's Mina? [05:51] MOM     She's going to be a bit late. [05:54] DAD     She stuttered a lot today. [05:58] MOM     It's been her dream since grade school. [06:00] MOM     She'll be fine. [06:07] MINA     I can't keep working as an announcer, can I? [06:12] BABY     What? [06:13] MINA     If people find out I'm Tsukishiro Mina. [06:16] BABY     What? SIGN    STOMP [06:20] BABY     Could it be? [06:21] MINA     I'm just speaking hypothetically! [06:23] BABY     Of course you can't. [06:25] BABY     It'd be difficult to live a normal     life, much less work as an announcer. [06:31] BABY     I know. You can have this. [06:33] MINA     What? [06:36] BABY     It's a Rabbit Laser. [06:37] BABY     Its laser beam erases all     of a person's memories. [06:41] MINA     What? [06:42] BABY     If anyone realizes who you are, you     can shoot them with that. Then... [06:48] YUU     Tsukishiro Mina? Who's that? [06:54] MINA     I can't do that. [06:56] MINA     Has the Rabbit Force always been     such a frightening organization? [06:59] NAKORU     Senpai. [07:01] KANJI     Were you just talking to someone? [07:03] MINA     It's just your imagination. [07:07] MINA     Anyway, were you at practice? [07:09] KANJI     Yeah, I guess. [07:10] NAKORU     My brother has been working really hard. [07:13] NAKORU     He's determined to make it     to the Koshien next year. [07:15] KANJI     Don't tell her that. [07:17] NAKORU     What's you problem? [07:19] MINA     I see. You're working     towards your dream, too. [07:24] MINA     What should I do? [07:26] MINA     I don't want to give up on my dream, [07:30] MINA     but what should I do? [07:36] AD     Okay, let's begin rehearsal. [07:40] MINA     Calm down, Mina. You need     to confirm the facts first. [07:44] MINA     Has Yuu-chan really noticed     I'm Tsukishiro Mina? [07:47] MINA     Huh? [07:51] YUU     Tsukudacchi, you're interested in my TV show? [07:53] YUU     You should've said so. [07:57] AD     We're ready to roll cameras. [07:59] MINA     Okay. [08:00] AD     Here we go. Three, two, one. [08:04] MINA     That's the grade school announcer     everyone's talking about. [08:13] MUTSUMUNE     Serves you right, Tsukudani. [08:15] MUTSUMUNE     I won't allow you to make your     TV show debut by yourself. [08:21] MUTSUMUNE     What? [08:26] MINA     I screwed up again. [08:31] KIRYU     Tsukuda-kun. [08:33] KIRYU     What are you doing? Are you     going to be in a TV show? [08:36] MINA     Kiryu-san. [08:37] MINA     I guess. Are you on your     way to cover a story? [08:41] KIRYU     I have to get lunch with a sponsor. [08:44] KIRYU     French food isn't really my thing, though. [08:47] MINA     That reminds me, I haven't eaten yet. [08:52] KIRYU     Should we get lunch together sometime? [08:54] MINA     What? Really? [08:56] KIRYU     Aw, crap. I'm going to be late. [08:58] KIRYU     See you later. [09:05] YUU     So you're in love with that wannabe hot guy. [09:09] YUU     Let's see. Kiryu's number is... [09:11] MINA     Don't! [09:12] YUU     You don't want me to tell him? [09:14] MINA     What? [09:16] YUU     You love him, don't you? [09:18] YUU     Then you should quit waffling     and tell him the truth. [09:22] TSUKUDA     So she does know I'm Tsukishiro Mina. [09:29] YUU     If you're determined to keep it a     secret, then I won't say anything. [09:34] YUU     I've made up my mind. [09:35] YUU     As of today, you're my servant. [09:38] YUU     Talk back to me, and I'll kill you. [09:44] CLERK     Hup, hup, hup. [09:45] MINA     Could you make out the receipt to     Takanashi Entertainment Productions? [09:48] YUU     You idiot! [09:50] YUU     How many times do I have to tell you? [09:52] YUU     Mixed fruit? I only drink 100% orange juice. [09:55] YUU     Nothing else will do. [09:56] MINA     But it's good. [09:58] MINA     It's got apples, cherries,     and all kinds of stuff. [10:01] YUU     I said no! [10:03] MINA     Why is this happening to me? [10:05] MINA     What should I do? [10:09] YUU     Tsukudacchi, rub my shoulders. [10:11] MINA     Yes, ma'am. [10:12] YUU     Rub my feet next. [10:13] MINA     Yes, ma'am. [10:14] YUU     Oh, no. The priceless vase     my art dealer gave me. [10:19] MINA     But you told me to carry it. [10:21] YUU     Maybe I'll reveal your secret. [10:22] MINA     Can I pay it off over time? [10:26] YUU     Tsukudacchi, I'm bored. Dance for me. [10:28] MINA     What? [10:31] YUU     Actually, sing me a sad song instead. [10:35] YUU     Do an impression of Nikaido     the baseball player. [10:38] MINA     Yay! You are Japanese top actor! [10:41] YUU     I'm an actress. [10:43] YUU     What do they teach you in school? [10:52] DAD     Come on, this way. [10:59] YUU     You can go for today. [11:00] MINA     What? [11:01] YUU     You've got your show, don't you? [11:03] YUU     Come back tomorrow. [11:05] MINA     Okay. [11:08] BABY     What? [11:11] BABY     The Jersian escaped in transit? [11:14] BABY     They're prone to making assumptions. [11:17] BABY     It's possible they'll return to Earth. [11:29] AD SUZUKI     Okay, good. [11:31] AD SUZUKI     Good work, everyone. [11:33] KIRYU     What's wrong? You seem tired. [11:37] MINA     I'm totally fine. [11:39] SUIREN     Liar. Yuu-chan's working you to the bone. [11:42] KIRYU     What? [11:43] MINA     Suiren-san, how do you know that? [11:46] SUIREN     People are talking about     it around the station. [11:48] SUIREN     Most of the staff know already. [11:50] KIRYU     Why are you listening to a child? [11:53] MINA     You're wrong. [11:55] MINA     Oh, please. That's obviously not the case. [12:03] BABY     Tsukuda, be honest. [12:06] MINA     No! [12:08] MINA     Why do you always pop out of weird places? [12:12] BABY     That child knows your identity, doesn't she? [12:16] BABY     I still need you to keep working. [12:19] BABY     You have to protect yourself. [12:21] BABY     Hit her with the beam. [12:23] MINA     Hey, wait. [12:26] MINA     What should I do? I'm at my limit. [12:29] MINA     I need to set things straight tomorrow. [12:35] MINA     But how should I bring up the subject? [12:40] MINA     I didn't order this. [12:43] SHIRAHIME     You've been friendly with Yuu, haven't you? [12:45] MINA     What? [12:46] SHIRAHIME     Thank you. [12:48] SHIRAHIME     Her mother and I were     once friends as children. [12:50] SHIRAHIME     She visits my shop sometimes. [12:53] MINA     I see. [12:54] SHIRAHIME     She can be selfish and a handful,     but please be kind to her. [12:58] SHIRAHIME     I think she wants someone to talk to. [13:00] MINA     What? [13:02] SHIRAHIME     All year around, her parents     travel overseas for business. [13:08] SHIRAHIME     So she stays with her aunt all by herself. [13:09] YUU     One, two, three, four, five, six. [13:13] SHIRAHIME     They don't seem to be getting along, though. [13:18] SHIRAHIME     When she came the other day, she     said she didn't want to go home. [13:22] MINA     I see. [13:25] ANNOUNCER     Here's our next story. [13:27] ANNOUNCER     Tsukumi-cho's famous Ferris wheel has     been ridden over 15 million times. [13:35] MINA     That's... [13:40] MINA     Is Yuu-chan lonely? [13:44] MINA     Is that why she's so demanding? [13:48] MINA     I'm done hesitating. [13:52] YUU     What do you mean? [13:54] MINA     You want to ride that, don't you? [13:58] MINA     You're so busy every day, so I     thought you could use a break. [14:06] MINA     Right? [14:08] YUU     Don't just stand there. Hurry up. [14:19] MINA     What? [14:21] EMPLOYEE     I'm sorry, but the Ferris wheel is     closed today due to strong winds. [14:25] YUU     Turn it on. [14:27] MINA     Listen, Yuu-chan... [14:28] YUU     I decided I'm going to ride this today. [14:31] EMPLOYEE     I'm sorry, but for your safety... [14:33] YUU     Quit yapping and turn it on. [14:35] YUU     Can't you listen to a star? [14:37] EMPLOYEE     It's against regulations, so... [14:41] YUU     I wanna ride! [14:42] MINA     I'm sorry. I thought it would make you happy. [14:43] YUU     Turn it on! Turn it on so I can ride! [14:46] MINA     I just wanted to have a     serious talk with you. [14:49] MINA     I'm really sorry this happened. [14:55] YUU     Don't try to use clever tricks.     It's not your style. [14:58] MINA     What? [14:59] YUU     You're just a dumb high school girl. [15:07] YUU     So, what did you want to talk about? [15:13] MINA     What should I do? [15:14] MINA     If Yuu-chan really does know     I'm Tsukishiro Mina, then... [15:26] MINA     Oh, right. That Ferris wheel     is special to Yuu-chan. [15:32] MINA     There's no way I can shoot her. [15:35] MINA     I'll have to honestly explain the situation     and ask her not to tell anyone. [15:39] YUU     It must be hard for you, Tsukudacchi. [15:41] MINA     Huh? [15:44] YUU     Attending high school and working     as an announcer must be hard. [15:48] MINA     What? [15:50] YUU     I'm super popular, you know?     I have a lot of stress. [15:56] YUU     It makes me want to be mean. [15:59] YUU     I'm not apologizing, though. [16:01] YUU     But if you really want to be my     friend, then I might consider it. [16:12] MINA     Of course. I hope we can keep hanging out! [16:15] MINA     I see. That's what she meant by two roles. [16:19] MINA     I'm such a dummy. I got the wrong idea. [16:31] MINA     I don't need this thing. [16:33] MINA     Even if someone finds out who I am,     I'll solve the problem on my own. [16:39] BABY     Okay, okay. Now put the gun down. [16:46] ANNOUNCER     Can you hear the sound of     this packed stadium, viewers? [16:51] ANNOUNCER     An unprecedented event in soccer history     is playing out right before our eyes. [16:56] KIRYU     I know. I've never seen anything like this. [16:59] MINA     Has soccer always been played like this? [17:04] REF     You're off the field! [17:05] PLAYER     What? [17:06] REF     Nobody likes rough play! [17:08] FAN 1     Come on, ref! Enough! [17:13] AD SUZUKI     Is he an alien? [17:15] KATO D     This is a great shot. Roll cameras. [17:17] MINA     Hey, stop that! [17:19] REF     You're off the field for yelling at the ref! [17:27] YUU     She's such a klutz. [17:29] YUU     Fine. I guess I'll help. [17:34] MINA     What should I do? [17:35] MINA     I need to become Mina, but... [17:48] YUU     Jujitsu. [17:52] NARRATION     Popular child actress Takanashi     Yuu is actually another Mina. [17:59] NARRATION     Her name is Tamamushi Mina. [18:02] NARRATION     She is the renowned and precious     prodigy of the Rabbit Force. [18:19] NARRATION     Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit     Force base secretly constructed on the moon. [18:26] NARRATION     The red-shift gravity catapult's super     acceleration allows the weapon to [18:31] NARRATION     reach Earth in an average     time of 14.7 seconds. [19:04] TAMAMUSHI     You must be the Jersians. [19:07] TAMAMUSHI     I understand being upset about rough     play, but you've gone too far. [19:10] REF     No unauthorized entry to the field! [19:18] TAMAMUSHI     You hit me. [19:21] TAMAMUSHI     Not even my parents have ever hit me! [19:31] TAMAMUSHI     Cherry Teardrop! [19:42] MINA     Found some. Great. [19:49] MINA     Jujitsu... [19:54] TSUKISHIRO     Jersians, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy, [19:59] TSUKISHIRO     Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force     is placing you under arrest again. [20:06] TSUKISHIRO     Huh? What? [20:08] TSUKISHIRO     What's going on? [20:16] YUU     Superstar team Shunichi will show up to [20:20] YUU     their third sequential game     this Sunday at Shunichi Stadium... [20:28] YUU     Impersonating you wasn't easy, Tsukudacchi. [20:31] YUU     I'll hang out with you anytime. [20:36] BABY     You're such a mean girl.     You even made that toy. [20:42] GUN     Shots fired! You're not cut out to be a Mina! [20:47] BABY     You pretended you knew Tsukuda was     Tsukushiro Mina and approached her. [20:50] BABY     If she had tried to shoot you, then     she wouldn't be cut out to be a Mina. [20:55] YUU     It's not okay to sacrifice     others, even for a noble cause. [21:00] BABY     Because of you, now I look like the bad guy. [21:02] BABY     I need clear this up later. [21:05] YUU     I'm a true member of the Rabbit Force. [21:08] YUU     It's my duty to make sure     Tsukudacchi's fit to be one of us. [21:16] YUU     Someday, she'll realize the     significance of our genes. SIGN    New Star Tamamushi Mina! SIGN    Solves Soccer      Stadium Incident! [21:28] MINA     Who is Tamamushi Mina? [21:30] MINA     I'd like to meet her someday. [21:34] MINA     But first, I need to make     Yuu-chan admit defeat. [21:40] MINA     Level 1: Though blue dye comes from the     indigo plant, it is bluer than indigo. [23:08] DAD     Mina's late coming home today. [23:10] MOM     What are you talking about? [23:12] MOM     She's staying overnight     with Kiryu-san for a story. [23:14] DAD     She's staying out overnight with a man? [23:16] DAD     I never gave her permission to do that. [23:18] MOM     But I did. She'll be all right. [23:22] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "In the Open-Air Bath." [23:25] HAIBARA     Are you newlyweds? How nice. [23:28] HAIBARA     I've prepared a bed for you. [23:30] KIRYU     What? Actually, we're here to cover a story. [23:32] TSUKUDA     She thought we were newlyweds? Wow. E6 - In the Open-Air Bath Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [02:03] KIRYU     Tsukuda. [02:04] MINA     Yes? [02:05] KIRYU     You're so nervous. [02:07] KIRYU     Are you that worried about my driving? [02:10] MINA     What? Oh, no. I'm sorry. [02:14] MINA     It's not like that. SIGN    #06 In the Open-Air Bath [02:38] KIRYU     What's going on here? [02:59] KIRYU     Are you okay, Tsukuda? [03:02] MINA     Yes. [03:05] KIRYU     We'll have to go over the mountains. [03:08] MINA     This feeling... [03:10] MINA     What is this feeling? [03:16] AD SUZUKI     This isn't good! [03:18] SUIREN     No? The camera films automatically. [03:20] SUIREN     I'm sure those two can handle     a story on their own. [03:23] AD SUZUKI     That's not the problem. [03:24] AD SUZUKI     I mean a man and a woman have been     sent to a hot spring alone together. [03:28] SUIREN     Kiryu-kun's an adult. They'll be fine. [03:31] AD SUZUKI     Haven't you noticed how     Tsukuda-chan's been acting lately? [03:35] SUIREN     Noticed what? [03:37] AD SUZUKI     Girls her age are in love with love. [03:41] AD SUZUKI     And Kiryu-san doesn't seem     totally disinterested either. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [03:58] TAKURO     Where's Mina? [04:00] MIKASA     She's staying out overnight with     Kiryu-san to cover a story. [04:06] TAKURO     Kiryu, huh? [04:08] TAKURO     Oh, right. You mean SpoLuna's     female announcer. [04:11] MIKASA     That's Suiren-san. [04:12] MIKASA     Kiryu-san is the former rugby player     bad boy who sits next to her. [04:17] TAKURO     She's staying overnight with a man? [04:20] TAKURO     No one told me. [04:22] MIKASA     She told me. [04:24] TAKURO     And you let her go? [04:27] MIKASA     Of course. It's been her     dream since grade school. [04:31] MIKASA     She'll be fine. [04:34] TAURO     Right. [04:40] KIRYU     A rugby team that played     overseas the other day... [04:49] KIRYU     suddenly abandoned the match     and engaged in rough play. [04:53] KIRYU     At first, people thought     it was alien interference, [04:57] KIRYU     but an investigation revealed they     were neither disguised aliens [05:01] KIRYU     nor robots but rugby players. [05:05] KIRYU     They were probably brainwashed     by aliens somehow, [05:09] KIRYU     but no one's been able to prove it. [05:13] KIRYU     There's only one place where they     could've come in contact with aliens. [05:17] KIRYU     The place where they held     a secret training camp, [05:21] KIRYU     Honekami Hot Spring Gorge. [05:25] KIRYU     We're here, Tsukuda. [05:28] MINA     Yes, Kiryu-san. [05:32] HAIBARA     Welcome. [05:36] HAIBARA     Y'all are newlyweds? How nice. [05:40] KIRYU     Actually... [05:46] HAIBARA     I've prepared a bed for y'all. [05:49] BOTH     What? [05:51] KIRYU     Actually, we're here to cover a story. [05:53] KIRYU     I believe we requested two rooms. [05:56] HAIBARA     Is that right? Forgive me. [06:00] HAIBARA     In that case, I'll have another room     prepared for y'all right away. [06:09] HAIBARA     Make yourselves at home until then. [06:13] MINA     Why does she have a Kyoto accent? [06:17] HAIBARA     Feel free to use the bath anytime. [06:23] KIRYU     What a careless hostess. [06:34] MUTSUMUNE     Ahem! [06:40] MINA     She thought we looked like newlyweds? Wow. [06:48] MUTSUMUNE     I won't allow a newbie to     cover a story with Kiryu, [06:53] MUTSUMUNE     Luna TV's hottest newscaster. SIGN    Getsuyuu [07:06] NAKORU     Onii-chan. [07:09] NAKORU     If you're looking for     Tsukuda-senpai, she's not here. [07:11] KANJI     I'm not looking for her. [07:13] KANJI     I just happened to pass by. [07:15] NAKORU     She went on a trip to cover a story. [07:17] NAKORU     You know that handsome SpoLuna guy Kiryu? [07:20] NAKORU     Apparently, she's with him. [07:22] KANJI     Well, it's her job. She's bound     to travel for work sometimes. [07:26] NAKORU     It's just the two of them. [07:30] KANJI     That's none of my business. [07:38] KANJI     Tsukuda wouldn't give that     old guy the time of day. [07:51] KIRYU     Well, well. [07:53] KIRYU     You look good in a yukata. [07:55] MINA     Kiryu-san. [08:03] MINA     Thank you for earlier. [08:06] KIRYU     It was nothing. [08:08] MINA     Um... [08:11] MINA     Never mind. It's nothing. [08:14] KIRYU     What is it? You're not acting like yourself. [08:18] MINA     Well, are you seeing anyone, Kiryu-san? [08:24] KIRYU     What? [08:27] MINA     I'm sorry. Of course you are. [08:32] MINA     That was a strange thing to ask. [08:35] HAIBARA     Dinner is served. [08:38] KIRYU     Dinner's ready. Come on, Tsukuda. [08:49] MINA     I can't eat this much. [08:53] HAIBARA     There's plenty more if you'd like seconds. [08:55] MINA     I won't be asking for more. [08:57] KIRYU     More, please. [08:58] HAIBARA     Of course. [09:00] KIRYU     Here you are. [09:04] KIRYU     Tsukuda, if you're not     gonna eat that, I will. [09:06] MINA     Go ahead. [09:15] MUTSUMUNE     Damn you, Tsukudani. [09:23] MUTSUMUNE     "Squee, it's a hot spring!" [09:26] MUTSUMUNE     When that idiot comes running in here... [09:39] MUTSUMUNE     The trap has been set! SIGN    Large Communal Bath [09:52] MINA     Rustic hot springs like these     tend to have mixed bathing. [09:57] KIRYU     What are you so bashful about? [10:00] KIRYU     Come closer. [10:03] MINA     "Come closer." "Oh, I couldn't."     "It's fine. Come closer." [10:07] MINA     Yeah, right. Oh, my. [10:09] KIRYU     Tsukuda, the women's bath is that way. SIGN    Men SIGN    Men SIGN    Women [10:27] MINA     I'm such a dummy. [10:29] MINA     What's wrong with me? [10:33] MINA     Could it be? Is this feeling love? [10:39] MINA     Wow. [10:42] MUTSUMUNE     What is she doing? [10:48] MUTSUMUNE     That girl can be so difficult. [11:02] MUTSUMUNE     Oopsie-daisy. Here I go. [11:47] MINA     I thought I just heard Mutsumune-san scream. [11:51] MINA     Maybe I imagined it. [12:11] MINA     Ouch... [12:18] MINA     Mutsumune-san? [12:31] MINA     Otsuki Mina-san? [12:39] KIRYU     Tsukuda, what's wrong?     Should I come over there? [12:46] MINA     It's nothing! [12:49] KIRYU     Okay. [12:53] MINA     Um... [12:54] OTSUKI     Nanashi contacted me. [12:58] (Flashback) BABY     Numerous Replians were detected     at Honekami Hot Spring. [13:02] (Flashback) BABY     It was the Replians'     personality change system [13:06] (Flashback) BABY     that temporarily altered the     rugby players' personalities. [13:10] (Flashback) BABY     They're aliens who prefer violent     brawls to sportsmanlike games. [13:17] (Flashback) BABY     They probably changed the     personalities of the players [13:20] (Flashback) BABY     who visited Honekami Hot Spring. [13:25] OTSUKI     Join me. SIGN    29 Vegetables      7820μg of β-Carotene     80% Vegetable Juice + 20% Fruit Juice = 100% [13:41] MINA     Okay. [13:47] MINA     Jujitsu. [13:53] NARRATION     The carrot she consumed contains     an abundance of β-carotene. [13:57] NARRATION     When provitamin A is converted to vitamin A, [14:01] NARRATION     the active oxygen in her body is     removed, and her cells are regenerated [14:06] NARRATION     as Tsukuda Mina completes     her Jujitsu transformation [14:09] NARRATION     into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [14:16] NARRATION     Mina's weapon is launched     from the Rabbit Force base [14:21] NARRATION     secretly constructed on the moon. [14:24] NARRATION     The red-shift gravity catapult's     super acceleration allows [14:28] NARRATION     the weapon to reach Earth in an     average time of 14.7 seconds. SIGN    One SIGN    Rabbit SIGN    Jujitsu Sequence In Progress SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running [16:01] OTSUKI     Let's go. [16:03] OTSUKI     What's wrong? [16:05] TSUKISHIRO     Well, um... [16:09] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san, I don't actually     want to be a Mina. [16:28] TSUKISHIRO     I love being an announcer. [16:31] TSUKISHIRO     I want to focus on my job. [16:36] TSUKISHIRO     I came to this hot spring for     work, but I can't seem to focus. [16:42] TSUKISHIRO     I think there's someone I'm interested in. [16:48] TSUKISHIRO     They're a colleague. My senior, actually. [16:59] TSUKISHIRO     I know these romantic feelings     would get in the way of my work. [17:04] TSUKISHIRO     I don't want to be a Mina, but these     feelings I have for Kiryu-san... [17:11] OTSUKI     I get it. [17:14] OTSUKI     You can't help it if you fall in     love with someone or something. [17:26] KIRYU     Tsukuda? [17:28] KIRYU     She's still just a child if she's     swimming around in the bath. [17:36] OTSUKI     Who said you can only     do one thing at a time? [17:40] OTSUKI     You should seize everything you want. [17:46] TSUKISHIRO     You're right. [17:50] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro! [17:54] OTSUKI     Take this! And this! [18:14] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san! [18:24] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, transform your carrot weapon. [18:27] TSUKISHIRO     Right. [18:29] TSUKISHIRO     Transform! [18:33] NARRATION     A carrot weapon can transform     according to its wielder's will, [18:37] NARRATION     turning it into the ultimate weapon. [18:42] TSUKISHIRO     Carrot Submarine Attack! [18:53] KIRYU     What is that? [19:14] OTSUKI     Replian, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy, [19:18] OTSUKI     the Rabbit Force is placing     you under arrest. [19:22] TSUKISHIRO     The Replian has been arrested. [19:27] KIRYU     Are you okay? [19:30] KIRYU     What? Mutsumune? What are you doing here? [19:37] KIRYU     Tsukuda, are you hurt? [19:40] KIRYU     Good. [19:57] MINA     Suiren-san? [19:58] KIRYU     Suiren-kun, what are you doing here? [20:01] SUIREN     No reason. [20:03] SUIREN     I decided to visit a hot spring     on my day off and ended up here. [20:19] SUIREN     Announcers Kiryu and Tsukuda     got the scoop on the rough play [20:24] SUIREN     of the rugby team that participated     in an friendly overseas game. [20:28] KIRYU     The Replian personality     change system secretly built [20:31] KIRYU     at the bottom of the Honekami     Hot Spring open-air bath [20:37] KIRYU     brainwashed the visiting rugby players. [20:40] MINA     Take a look at this video     from the hot spring. SIGN    Exclusive Scoop! SIGN    Secret of the Honekami     Hot Spring Open-Air Bath!! [20:48] KATO D     Why? [20:50] KATO D     Why did you film an immodest Mucchi [20:55] KATO D     and the ruined bath instead of     Mina fighting the Replians? [21:00] MINA     I'm sorry. [21:02] KATO D     I'm taking the bath's cost of     repairs out of your wages. [21:05] KATO D     Not that you make much. [21:06] MINA     What? But... [21:08] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san. [21:09] KATO D     What? [21:10] AD SUZUKI     The Sports Federation is honoring SpoLuna     for repairing international relations. [21:16] AD SUZUKI     They're offering to pay     to repair the bath, too. [21:20] AD SUZUKI     That's great news for you, Tsukuda-chan. [21:23] KATO D     Fine, then. [21:24] KATO D     Since the matter has been settled, [21:28] KATO D     I suppose I can honor Tsukudani—rather,     Tsukuda's extraordinary efforts. [21:34] ALL     Good job! [21:36] MINA     I'll do it all. [21:40] MINA     Work, my mission, and love. [23:08] WOMAN     My mother taught me dreams     aren't for achieving. [23:12] WOMAN     We're happiest when we're dreaming. [23:15] GIRL     Kisaragi Mina-san, can I be     like you when I grow up? [23:19] WOMAN     I'm sure you can. [23:21] GIRL     I can be a Mina, too. [23:24] WOMAN     Well, I'm a hurry. See you later. [23:25] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki     Mina, "Fair Harumina." [23:29] WOMAN     Mother, Japan's Minas have     recognized me as a Japanese Mina. [23:35] TSUKUDA     What? E7 - Suiren-senpai's Affair Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:53] KATO D     Announcer Koshu Suiren     will be taking some time off SpoLuna. [01:58] ALL     What?! [02:00] KATO D     I'm sure you know her already, [02:03] KATO D     but veteran pundit Kozai Ana     will be filling in for her. [02:09] KOZAI     Thanks for having me. [02:10] MINA     What's going to happen to Suiren-san? [02:14] KATO D     She may be asked to leave the program. [02:18] MINA     What? No way. SIGN    #07 Suiren-senpai's Affair [02:30] MINA     Suzuki-san, did something happen to Suiren-san? [02:35] AD SUZUKI     My friend who works in publishing told me [02:38] AD SUZUKI     someone brought photographs of Suiren-san     having an affair to a magazine. [02:43] MINA     An affair? There's no way. [02:46] AD SUZUKI     They came from a shady     up-and-coming paparazza. [02:49] AD SUZUKI     She hasn't handed over the photos yet     because she's hoping to jack up the price. [02:55] MINA     There's no way Suiren-san would have an affair. [02:58] MINA     I'm going to find this     paparazza and let her have it. [03:05] MINA     The first rule to contacting the paparazzi     is don't let anyone find out. [03:10] MAN     Where should we go? [03:11] WOMAN     Well... [03:14] MAN     That's SpoLuna's Tsukuda. [03:15] WOMAN     She's acting suspicious. SIGN    Message      Board SIGN    Day SIGN    Time SIGN    Message SIGN    Messages     will     be     erased     after     six     hours [03:20] MINA     The second rule is write     your BWH on a message board. [03:29] MINA     What's a BWH, anyway? [03:32] MINA     The third rule is be patient and wait, [03:35] MINA     and wait, and wait... [03:46] MINA     Um, hello? [03:49] TSUTSUJI     Look down at your chest. [03:55] MINA     What?! [04:00] MINA     Please don't shoot! [04:02] TSUTSUJI     What are you talkin' about? [04:04] TSUTSUJI     Just keep quiet and follow the light. [04:06] MINA     Okay. [04:20] MINA     A bazooka with a laser sight? [04:22] MINA     I'm gonna die! [04:24] TSUTSUJI     You idiot, it's a telephoto     camera with infrared focusing. [04:29] MINA     You're the paparazza? [04:31] TSUTSUJI     What do you want? [04:33] MINA     I'm here about Suiren-senpai's photos. [04:36] MINA     There's no way Suiren-senpai     would have an affair. [04:39] TSUTSUJI     So that's what this is about? [04:41] MINA     You don't actually have any photos, do you? [04:44] TSUTSUJI     Of course I do. [04:45] MINA     Then show them to me. [04:46] TSUTSUJI     Only if you pay me. [04:49] MINA     So you don't have them. [04:51] TSUTSUJI     I do. [04:51] MINA     Do not. [04:52] TSUTSUJI     Do, too. [04:53] MINA     Do not. [04:54] TSUTSUJI     Do, too. [04:54] MINA     Do not. [04:55] TSUTSUJI     Do, too. [04:55] TSUTSUJI     Take a look. [05:00] MINA     No way. [05:02] TSUTSUJI     That was just a little taste. [05:05] TSUTSUJI     If you want to see more, fork over the money. [05:07] TSUTSUJI     Later. [05:17] KOZAI     I, Kozai, will be filling in as main     caster during Suiren's absence. [05:23] KOZAI     Let's start with the three-minute     segment, Tsukuda. [05:26] MINA     I can't believe Suiren-senpai     is having an affair. [05:29] KOZAI     Tsukuda. [05:31] KOZAI     Tsukuda! [05:32] MINA     Right. [05:38] MINA     I'm sorry. [05:40] KOZAI     What has Suiren been teaching     the new announcer? [05:50] MINA     Forgive me, Tonton-chan. SIGN    Tsukishima Shopping Center SIGN    Monkura [05:59] TSUTSUJI     Monja sucks. [06:01] TSUTSUJI     Nothing beats okonomiyaki. [06:04] MINA     I don't care about that. [06:06] MINA     Here's your money. [06:08] MINA     Now you'll give me the photos, right? [06:15] TSUTSUJI     You think I'm a sucker? [06:16] TSUTSUJI     I'm not sellin' those     exclusive photos for peanuts. [06:19] MINA     What? [06:24] MINA     Wait, Ms. Paparazza. [06:26] TSUTSUJI     No deal. Just give up and leave me alone. [06:31] MINA     I can't do that. [06:33] MINA     Huh? [06:34] MINA     It's infrared focusing. [06:36] TSUTSUJI     No, that's a laser sight! [06:39] MINA     What? [06:41] MINA     Watch out! [06:47] MINA     What? An alien? [07:04] TSUTSUJI     You saved my neck today. I owe you my life. [07:11] MINA     Why was that alien trying to kill you? [07:15] TSUTSUJI     I've had my fair share of danger     livin' the life of a rogue. [07:22] TSUTSUJI     Have a seat. [07:24] MINA     Okay. [07:26] TSUTSUJI     In any case, that's the first time     an alien's tried to kill me. [07:30] MINA     Why do you do this     dangerous job, Ms. Paparazza? [07:33] TSUTSUJI     I'm glad you asked. [07:35] TSUTSUJI     Despite how I seems, before I got     into this unfortunate business, [07:39] TSUTSUJI     I used to be in the business     of savin' the world. [07:43] TSUTSUJI     But... [07:45] TSUTSUJI     But I found somethin' more important to save. [07:49] MINA     Like what? [07:54] TSUTSUJI     These. [07:57] TSUTSUJI     Well? Pretty impressive, right? [07:59] MINA     Uh, sure. [08:01] TSUTSUJI     They're all used and outdated weapons. [08:05] MINA     But why weapons? [08:07] TSUTSUJI     That's right. People despise weapons. [08:11] TSUTSUJI     They're created by people,     used by people until they break, [08:15] TSUTSUJI     and ultimately tossed     when they become outdated. [08:19] TSUTSUJI     Savin' these old things     from the junkyard is my purpose. [08:27] MINA     Well, be careful. [08:31] TSUTSUJI     Hold up. [08:33] MINA     What? [08:33] TSUTSUJI     Why are you so desperate to help her? [08:38] MINA     Because I want to be like Suiren-senpai. [08:43] MINA     She's the reason I became an announcer. [08:45] TSUTSUJI     I see. Sounds like you've got your reasons. [08:49] TSUTSUJI     Maybe I wouldn't have gone rogue     if I'd had a boss like her. [08:53] MINA     Ms. Paparazza, are you sure     I can't have those photos? [08:57] TSUTSUJI     No. I need money to save the Type 601. [09:02] MINA     The Type 601? [09:04] TSUTSUJI     You mean you don't know? [09:07] TSUTSUJI     It's the first tank created in post-war Japan [09:08] TSUTSUJI     when our technology finally     caught up with the rest of the world. [09:12] TSUTSUJI     The last remainin' one is about to be scrapped. [09:15] MINA     I see. SIGN    Iida Hall [09:28] KIRYU     I believe you. [09:33] KIRYU     Onoue-san was dejected     because he couldn't protect you [09:37] KIRYU     from the pressure from the higher ups. [09:40] SUIREN     There's only one truth. [09:41] SUIREN     People will realize that eventually. [09:45] KIRYU     I know. Tsukuda said there's     no way you'd have an affair. [09:50] KIRYU     Apparently, she said she'd     teach that paparazza a lesson. [09:54] SUIREN     I see. [09:56] HAIBARA     Here's your Manhattan. [09:57] SUIREN     What? [09:58] HAIBARA     You're wearing the same shirt you wore     yesterday, and you haven't brushed your hair. [10:02] HAIBARA     This is the perfect cocktail for you. [10:06] HAIBARA     A bartender from Maryland made this cocktail     as a pick-me-up for a wounded gunman. [10:17] SUIREN     It worked. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [10:21] TAKURO     Has Mina been having money troubles recently? [10:24] TAKURO     I saw Tonton-chan had been broken. [10:26] MIKASA     Maybe she's spending it on a bad boy. [10:30] TAKURO     A boy? [10:32] MIKASA     I'm joking, honey. [10:34] TAKURO     Don't make jokes that'll     give me a heart attack. [10:38] MIKASA     She'll be fine. [10:41] MIKASA     Filling Tonton-chan with change     has been her dream since grade school. [10:46] TAKURO     Yikes. SIGN    Luna TV [10:50] KATO D     Suzuki, what the hell are all these papers? [10:52] AD SUZUKI     I'm sorry. Looks like some of the newsroom's     documents got mixed up with ours. [10:56] KATO D     Well, hurry up and give them back. SIGN    The Last Type 601 Retires Today!! [11:03] MINA     So this is the Type 601. [11:06] MINA     Excuse me. [11:08] KOZAI     Tsukuda-san. [11:13] TSUTSUJI     What do you want? [11:16] TSUTSUJI     I'm still not givin' you those photos. [11:18] MINA     That's not why I'm here. [11:19] MINA     The last Type 601 is going to be used as     a target at the Mt. Fuji practice range today. [11:24] TSUTSUJI     What? [11:26] TSUTSUJI     But why bother tellin' me? [11:28] TSUTSUJI     If you were hoping to trade the information     for the photos, then forget it. [11:31] MINA     It's not like that.     You love the Type 601, don't you? [11:37] MINA     Nobody wants their friends to be sad. [11:41] TSUTSUJI     Don't be absurd. [11:42] TSUTSUJI     When did we become friends? [11:47] MINA     Ms. Paparazza... [11:51] MINA     Not even a paparazza can save a tank. [11:55] MINA     I'll have to become Mina. [12:04] BABY     What are you thinking about? [12:07] MINA     Hypothetically speaking, what would happen [12:10] MINA     if I used Mina's powers     for something other than my duties? [12:16] BABY     One of my subordinates once tried that. [12:20] BABY     She lost her powers, was kicked off     the Rabbit Force, and became a rogue Mina. [12:27] MINA     A rogue Mina? [12:29] BABY     Make sure you don't go rogue. See you later. [12:31] MINA     Hey, wait. [12:38] TSUTSUJI     It's really the Type 601. [12:41] TSUTSUJI     I'll get you out of here. [12:49] TSUTSUJI     Oh, it's so good. [12:52] TSUTSUJI     My darlin' Type 601. [13:13] TSUTSUJI     Stop! [13:19] TSUTSUJI     It's those aliens. What's going on? [13:27] TSUTSUJI     Crap! The time has come to pay the piper. SIGN    Tsukuda Mina SIGN    Luna TV SIGN    Ratings Boosting Special Week!! [13:37] KATO D     In the next special, we'll cover the country's     worst foods chosen by baseball players. [13:42] MINA     I wonder what happened to the paparazza. [13:43] KATO D     I guess we'll drag that out     for a whole week. Got it? [13:46] KATO D     Anyway, Tsukuda and Suzuki,     I want you two to cover the story. [13:52] MINA     I'm sorry. [13:56] KATO D     Unbelievable. [13:59] MINA     Hello, this is Tsukuda. [14:01] TSUTSUJI     Hello? [14:03] MINA     Ms. Paparazza? [14:05] TSUTSUJI     I'm at the Mt. Fuji practice range. [14:07] MINA     The practice range? What's going on? [14:12] MINA     Ms. Paparazza! [14:13] TSUTSUJI     You called me a friend earlier. [14:16] MINA     Yes. [14:17] TSUTSUJI     I know you don't owe me anything, but... [14:24] TSUTSUJI     I'm a rogue, so I don't have     anyone else to turn to. [14:28] MINA     Ms. Paparazza. [14:33] BABY     Make sure you don't go rogue. [14:36] MINA     Even if I go rogue,     I'll cross that bridge when I get there. [14:39] MINA     Right now I need to save the paparazza. [14:50] MINA     Jujitsu. [14:53] NARRATION     The carrot she consumed causes Tsukuda Mina [14:56] NARRATION     to complete her Jujitsu transformation     into Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force. [15:00] NARRATION     Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit     Force base secretly constructed on the moon. [15:07] NARRATION     The red-shift gravity catapult's super     acceleration allows the weapon [15:11] NARRATION     to reach Earth in     an average time of 14.7 seconds. [15:22] TSUTSUJI     Stop! Please stop! [15:25] TSUTSUJI     What? [15:34] TSUTSUJI     What? You're Tsukishiro Mina. [15:37] TSUTSUJI     What are you doin' here? [15:38] TSUKISHIRO     More importantly,     why are aliens trying to kill you? [15:42] TSUTSUJI     I don't know. [15:45] TSUTSUJI     Come to think of it, they started     comin' for me after I took that photo. [15:50] TSUKISHIRO     That photo... [15:58] TSUKISHIRO     This alien... [15:59] TSUTSUJI     Alien? [16:03] TSUTSUJI     I see. [16:05] TSUTSUJI     I heard SpoLuna's Suiren     was investigatin' a backroom deal [16:08] TSUTSUJI     between the coach of a baseball     team and a mysterious business. [16:12] TSUTSUJI     I got that photo while keepin' an eye on her. [16:19] TSUTSUJI     That guy must've been an alien. [16:22] TSUKISHIRO     So Suiren-senpai wasn't having an affair. [16:26] TSUTSUJI     I thought I'd get more money if I said I had     photos of a popular announcer's affair. [16:30] TSUTSUJI     I'm sorry. [16:32] TSUKISHIRO     In any case, let's get out of here. [16:34] TSUTSUJI     We can't. We gotta save the Type 601, too. [16:37] TSUKISHIRO     But... [16:38] TSUTSUJI     I'm prepared to die with this thing. [16:43] TSUKISHIRO     Fine. We'll rescue this tank, too. [16:46] TSUTSUJI     You understand how I feel? [16:49] TSUKISHIRO     To you, this tank is your friend. [16:52] TSUKISHIRO     Nobody wants their friends to be sad. [16:56] TSUTSUJI     You... [17:04] TSUKISHIRO     Carrot Homing Missiles! [17:16] TSUTSUJI     Nice one. [17:17] TSUKISHIRO     Take this! [17:22] TSUKISHIRO     Looks like I'm out of missiles. [17:30] TSUTSUJI     Tsukishiro-han... [17:33] BABY     It's good to see you again, Sanae Tsutsuji. [17:35] TSUTSUJI     Nanashi? [17:37] BABY     I see you haven't fixed     your habit of collecting antiques. [17:41] BABY     Normally using Mina's powers for yourself     merits permanent exile from the force. [17:47] BABY     But if you're willing to help us,     I'd be willing to return your powers... SIGN    Blueberry [17:52] BABY     Satsuki Mina. [17:55] TSUTSUJI     There's no fixing this habit. [18:00] TSUTSUJI     I'll drink this juice with great care. [18:07] NARRATION     The blueberry she consumed contains     an abundance of anthocyanin. [18:11] NARRATION     The active oxygen in her body is removed,     and her cells are regenerated [18:16] NARRATION     as Sanae Tsutsuji completes     her Jujitsu transformation [18:18] NARRATION     into Satsuki Mina of the Rabbit Force,     wouldn't you know it? [18:27] TSUKISHIRO     You're a Mina, too? [18:32] SATSUKI     I'm Satsuki Mina, rogue member     of the Rabbit Force. [18:36] SATSUKI     Let's do this. [18:39] SATSUKI     What? I don't get a Blueberry Weapon? [18:42] BABY     You were kicked off the force.     We don't have a new weapon for you. [18:46] SATSUKI     Then how am I supposed to fight? [18:48] BABY     You prefer old things anyway. [18:51] BABY     I ordered delivery for you. Hold tight. [18:53] SATSUKI     Delivery? [18:59] BABY     Thanks for coming. [19:00] HAZUKI     Thanks for waiting. [19:01] HAZUKI     Finding this in storage wasn't easy. [19:06] SATSUKI     This is it. My greatest     and most powerful friend. [19:11] HAZUKI     Thanks for ordering! [19:14] TSUKISHIRO     Huh? I feel like I've seen her before. [19:18] SATSUKI     Tsukishiro-han! [19:19] SATSUKI     All right! Killer Rabbit Fire! [19:39] TSUKISHIRO     Conejonians, for violating the Astral     Civilization Non-intervention Policy [19:43] TSUKISHIRO     and misuse of weapons, [19:45] TSUKISHIRO     the Rabbit Force is placing you under arrest. [19:53] TSUTSUJI     The Type 601 is awesome. [19:56] TSUTSUJI     Now let's see how this impressive armor works. [20:04] MUTSUMUNE     I'm so good at winning people over. [20:09] MUTSUMUNE     I feel bad for Princess Ren, [20:11] MUTSUMUNE     but if I win over Kozai, SpoLuna's     newbie spot will surely pass to me. [20:20] MUTSUMUNE     What?! [20:21] MUTSUMUNE     Something's coming my way now! [20:30] SUIREN     Breaking news. [20:31] SUIREN     A major impersonation plot     by Conejonians has been exposed. [20:36] SUIREN     Take a look at these photos. SIGN    Pro Baseball Impersonation Plot Exposed [20:39] SUIREN     These baseball-loving aliens planned [20:41] SUIREN     to take the place of actual     players during an official game. [20:44] SUIREN     While investigating the coach     said to be working with them, [20:48] SUIREN     we acquired this concrete evidence. [20:52] KOZAI     Suiren's the best fit for     SpoLuna after all, Onoue-kun. [21:03] MINA     She kind of looks like her. [21:06] KATO D     Damn it, Tsukuda! [21:08] KATO D     You skipped today's     important meeting! Where did you go? [21:12] MINA     What? Uh, um... [21:15] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san, HQ called. [21:17] AD SUZUKI     They said Suiren's scoop     has received a huge response. [21:20] KATO D     What?! [21:21] KATO D     I see. In that case,     even though she's not here, [21:24] KATO D     let's celebrate Suiren's return to work     and hope for her future success. [21:30] KATO D     Cheers, everyone. [21:31] ALL     Cheers! [21:35] MINA     Come to think of it, Kiryu-san     looked so kindly at Suiren-san. [21:42] MINA     Could it be? [23:08] YOSHIMI     Hey, Kanji. I got sexy     pictures of Tsukishiro again. [23:11] KANJI     They're not sexy, okay? [23:13] KANJI     I'm genuinely a fan of Tsukishiro Mina. [23:15] YOSHIMI     This one's even crazier. [23:17] NAKORU     I can't believe you're obsessed     with that midriff-baring freak. [23:20] NAKORU     You suck. [23:21] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento     Heiki Mina, "Grumpy Nakoru." [23:25] NAKORU     I won't let you scout my brother. [23:27] NAKORU     Abductionites, Minazuki Mina will arrest you. [23:30] NAKORU     Here come the mini tomatoes! [23:33] TSUKUDA     Minazuki Mina? Wow! E8 - Grumpy Nakoru Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #08 Grumpy Nakoru [02:06] SUIREN     Another major leaguer has gone missing. [02:09] SUIREN     This is the seventh one. [02:11] KIRYU     The police are investigating the possibility     the disappearances are linked, [02:16] KIRYU     but as of now, they have no leads. [02:19] MINA     I'm worried. [02:22] MINA     Next up are today's sports results. [02:27] MINA     At this morning's international     swimming meet held in America, [02:30] MINA     Japan managed to come in second overall. [02:33] NAKORU     Onii-chan, time for dinner. [02:37] NAKORU     Onii-chan. [02:40] KANJI     Why'd you come barging in? [02:42] NAKORU     I've been calling you to dinner. [02:45] KANJI     Okay, okay. [02:46] KANJI     I'm sure it's just mini     hamburgers again, right? [02:48] KANJI     I'm taking a bath first. [02:50] NAKORU     Your food will get cold. [02:52] KANJI     Oh, yeah? [02:56] NAKORU     What's his problem? [03:04] NAKORU     Let's see. If I do this, and then this... SIGN    Tsukishiro Mina-chan's Friends [03:11] NAKORU     I knew it. [03:26] NAKORU     Sheesh. [03:28] TSUKUDA     We're excited to see what Japan does next. [03:41] KANJI     Hey, Nakoru, aren't you gonna eat with me? [03:44] NAKORU     Do whatever you want. [03:46] KANJI     What's wrong with you? [03:48] NAKORU     I'm not your maid. [03:51] KANJI     What's her problem? [04:03] YOSHIMI     It's crazy! I broke 20,000 visits. [04:05] KANJI     Huh. [04:06] YOSHIMI     I uploaded another photo of Tsukishiro. [04:09] KANJI     What? [04:12] YOSHIMI     Look at her midriff. Isn't it sexy? [04:14] KANJI     I don't care if it's sexy. [04:16] KANJI     I'm a genuine fan of Tsukishiro Mina. [04:19] YOSHIMI     This is incredible. [04:20] KANJI     What? [04:31] NAKORU     My brother sucks. [04:34] NAKORU     Why did it have to be Tsukishiro Mina? [04:38] NAKORU     What do you think, Tsukuda-senpai? [04:41] MINA     I'm sure Tsukishiro Mina is working very hard. [04:45] NAKORU     I don't care about that midriff-baring freak. [04:50] NAKORU     I'm talking about my brother. [04:52] MINA     Kanji? [04:56] MINA     I know he's working hard. [04:58] NAKORU     What? [04:59] MINA     He said the team would definitely     make it to the Koshien next year. [05:03] MINA     The other day, he told me     he wanted to join the major league. [05:07] NAKORU     But he doesn't tell me anything. [05:12] NAKORU     Maybe he doesn't need me anymore. [05:17] MINA     It's not that he's ignoring you. [05:21] MINA     When you're     together all the time, [05:23] MINA     you start to blend in with the air around you. [05:25] NAKORU     That's for married couples. [05:27] MINA     What? [05:28] MINA     Is that right? [05:30] MINA     But I'm sure it's even more true for siblings. [05:33] NAKORU     No. [05:36] MINA     What? [05:38] NAKORU     Me and my brother aren't real siblings. [05:42] MINA     What?! [05:48] NAKORU     My real mom who lives far away asked [05:51] NAKORU     if I wanted to live with her     once I entered high school. [05:58] NAKORU     My brother doesn't know about that, though. [06:12] KANJI     Nakoru! [06:13] NAKORU     What? [06:15] KANJI     Nice catch. [06:17] NAKORU     Sheesh. [06:18] KANJI     I'm tired of eating your     mini hamburgers every day. [06:22] KANJI     Can't we have— [06:23] NAKORU     Then why don't you eat out? [06:26] KANJI     Don't get mad. [06:27] KANJI     When I become a major leaguer,     I'll treat you to a huge hamburger. [06:33] KANJI     What's wrong, Nakoru? [06:36] NAKORU     Does that mean you'll go to America someday? [06:39] KANJI     Well, it's my dream. [06:40] NAKORU     You'll go alone? [06:42] KANJI     What? [06:47] NAKORU     You can't. [06:48] KANJI     What? [06:53] NAKORU     You'll never become a major leaguer. [07:07] MINA     Nako-chan and Kanji have     a pretty complicated relationship. [07:18] BABY     Not there. [07:22] WIFE B     Did you see that? [07:24] WIFE A     Oh, I saw it. [07:25] WIFE B     Young people these days. [07:26] MINA     There, there. Hello. [07:29] WIFE A     Does Tsukuda-san have a baby? [07:31] WIFE B     There's no telling with kids these days. [07:34] WIFE A     What? It's Mina-chan's? [07:38] MINA     Why did you suddenly show up here? [07:41] MINA     What are you going to do if the neighbors     start spreading weird rumors about me? [07:45] BABY     More importantly, aliens have     been detected in the area. [07:48] MINA     What? Really? [07:50] BABY     It seems connected to     the major leaguer disappearances. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [08:00] MOM     Some ladies who live in the area     saw Mina carrying a baby. [08:04] MOM     She didn't have it out of wedlock, did she? [08:07] DAD     Wedlock? [08:08] MOM     I'm joking. [08:10] MOM     She was probably babysitting a neighbor's kid. [08:13] DAD     That's not funny. [08:15] MOM     She's always wanted a younger sister. [08:18] DAD     What? [08:19] DAD     A younger sister? [08:22] MOM     She'd actually prefer a younger sister     and an even younger brother. [08:29] DAD     A younger brother, too? [08:33] MINA     Oh, come on. I have     a SpoLuna meeting soon, too. SIGN    Vegetables [08:39] MINA     Jujitsu. [08:51] CATCHER     Nice pitch, Kanji. [09:05] (Flashback) NAKORU     You'll never become a major leaguer. [09:09] (Flashback) NAKORU     You can't even throw a dirty pitch. [09:17] NAKORU     It's his fault for ignoring me recently. [09:22] NAKORU     That's why I said that. [09:25] NAKORU     But that was a really mean thing to say. [09:55] KANJI     Oh, it's just a rabbit. [09:58] KANJI     Wait, rabbits don't make that sound! [10:00] KANJI     Huh? [10:03] KANJI     I must be tired. I've been practicing too much. [10:08] BABY     The aliens were detected around here. [10:11] TSUKISHIRO     This is my school. [10:14] YOSHIMI     It's a bird! [10:16] YOSHIMI     It's a rabbit! [10:17] YOSHIMI     No, it's Tsukishiro Mina! [10:20] TSUKISHIRO     Well, this isn't good. [10:22] YOSHIMI     Hey, wait! That midriff... [10:26] KANJI     An alien? Why are you wearing a skirt? [10:29] ALIEN     Can't you tell? Because I'm here to scout you. [10:32] ALIEN     I want you. [10:33] ALIEN     I want your dirty pitch. [10:35] KANJI     Dirty pitch? But that was... [10:37] NAKORU     Onii-chan. [10:39] KANJI     You idiot, stay away. [10:43] NAKORU     Onii-chan! [10:47] NAKORU     Onii-chan! [10:49] TSUKISHIRO     Nako? [10:50] BABY     It came from over there. [10:52] TSUKISHIRO     Did something happen? [10:54] NAKORU     My brother... [10:55] TSUKISHIRO     What? Kanji? [10:58] TSUKISHIRO     It's okay. He won't bite. [11:01] BABY     It used a teleportation gun. [11:04] TSUKISHIRO     Isn't there anything we can do? [11:05] BABY     If we plug the amount of energy transferred     to virtual space into the formula, [11:10] BABY     we can determine where he was sent. [11:13] TSUKISHIRO     Whatever. Just do it quickly. [11:15] NAKORU     Where's my brother? [11:16] TSUKISHIRO     It's okay. we'll save Kanji— [11:17] TSUKISHIRO     I mean, we'll save your brother. [11:20] BABY     Okay. Great news. [11:23] BABY     He was sent someplace on Earth. [11:24] BABY     It's a bit far from here, though. [11:25] TSUKISHIRO     I'll go. [11:26] NAKORU     Wait. [11:28] NAKORU     Tsukishiro Mina-san, take me with you. [11:30] BABY     You can't. It's too dangerous. [11:34] NAKORU     I'm going to bring my brother back. [11:44] TSUKISHIRO     Okay. Let's go together. [11:48] NAKORU     Yeah. [12:01] TSUKISHIRO     Are you okay? [12:03] NAKORU     Yeah, I'm fine. Thank you. [12:06] TSUKISHIRO     What? [12:07] NAKORU     For bringing me with you. [12:08] TSUKISHIRO     Sure. [12:10] NAKORU     Your crop top is cute. [12:16] NAKORU     Hang in there, Onii-chan. [12:19] NAKORU     I'm on my way. [12:49] KANJI     Hey, where are we? [12:52] KANJI     Is this heaven? [12:54] ALIEN     Would you like some ice? [12:59] PLAYER     Oh, yes. [13:00] KANJI     That's... [13:03] PLAYER     One, two, three, four. [13:06] KANJI     They're major leaguers. [13:08] KANJI     They're all the famous missing players. [13:11] ALIEN     That's right, Hazemi Kanji. [13:13] KANJI     You're that scout. [13:15] ALIEN     I'm sorry we had to bring you here by force. [13:18] ALIEN     We created an astral major league because     we love Earth's civilization so much. [13:24] KANJI     An astral major league? [13:25] ALIEN     Yes. However, we lack players. [13:29] ALIEN     So we scouted them by force     and had them sign contracts. [13:34] ALIEN     With your dirty pitch,     this team will be perfect. [13:37] KANJI     What? [13:38] ALIEN     Please. We'd like you to become     the star player of our dream team. [13:42] KANJI     With those major leaguers? [13:43] ALIEN     Our astral major league     is still unknown on Earth. [13:47] ALIEN     But soon we'll catch up     in terms of popularity and skill. [13:50] ALIEN     You'll become a famous player. [13:54] KANJI     If I become an astral major leaguer,     will I get to meet Tsukishiro Mina? [13:59] ALIEN     Tsukishiro Mina, huh? [14:02] KANJI     I mean, I'm genuinely a fan of hers. [14:07] ALIEN     Baseball players     and idols hook up all the time. [14:11] KANJI     What? [14:12] ALIEN     You might even get to date her—     or even marry her. [14:17] KANJI     What?! [14:19] KANJI     Marry her? [14:24] ALIEN     Anyway, here's your contract. [14:27] ALIEN     Sign here, please. [14:30] KANJI     I can become an astral major leaguer... [14:33] KANJI     And marry Tsukishiro Mina... [14:37] ALIEN     Marry... marry... [14:42] KANJI     I won't do it. [14:43] ALIEN     What? [14:46] KANJI     The astral major league is played     on planets other than Earth, right? [14:50] KANJI     I wouldn't be able to eat Nakoru's     mini hamburgers anymore. [14:54] ALIEN     Mini hamburgers? [14:56] KANJI     Yeah. I won't do it. [14:57] KANJI     Could you send me back to where you found me? [15:00] ALIEN     No. We need your dirty pitch. [15:03] KANJI     What are you doing? Stop! [15:07] NAKORU     Onii-chan? [15:08] BABY     That's an Abductionite. [15:10] TSUKISHIRO     Get your hands off Kanji, Abductionite! [15:14] ALIEN     My dream team, drive off the intruders! [15:21] TSUKISHIRO     Huh? Yikes! [15:25] TSUKISHIRO     They're just ordinary people being controlled. [15:28] TSUKISHIRO     Is running from them my only option? [15:30] ALIEN     Now sign the contract. [15:31] KANJI     Stop! [15:33] ALIEN     Then we can control you, too. [15:36] NAKORU     Onii-chan! [15:37] NAKORU     You little... [15:39] ALIEN     Back off! [15:42] NAKORU     No! Don't touch my brother! [15:47] NAKORU     Ouch... [15:54] NAKORU     Jujitsu. [15:59] NARRATION     The mini tomato she consumed     contains an abundance of lycopene. [16:03] NARRATION     The active oxygen in her body is removed,     and her cells are regenerated [16:07] NARRATION     as Hazemi Nakoru completes     her Jujitsu transformation [16:09] NARRATION     into Minazuki Mina of the Rabbit Force. [16:16] NAKORU     Hi-yah! [16:18] NARRATION     Mina's weapon is launched from the Rabbit     Force base secretly constructed on the moon. [16:26] NARRATION     The red-shift gravity catapult's super     acceleration allows the weapon [16:31] NARRATION     to reach Earth in an average     time of 14.7 seconds. SIGN    Eight SIGN    Rabbit SIGN    Jujitsu Sequence In Progress SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running SIGN    Running [17:42] MINAZUKI     Onii-chan! [17:44] MINAZUKI     What's going on? [17:45] BABY     Ah, Minazuki Mina. [17:47] MINAZUKI     What? I'm Minazuki Mina? [17:50] KANJI     Stop! [17:52] MINAZUKI     I need to save my brother. [17:54] MINAZUKI     Darn you! [17:56] ALIEN     Damn you, Minas! [17:57] ALIEN     I'll teleport you to the edges of the universe! [18:00] KANJI     Watch out, Mina! [18:04] ALIEN     What? [18:19] ALIEN     What kind of wimpy straight ball is this? [18:20] ALIEN     That's not a dirty pitch! [18:22] KANJI     Shut up! [18:26] MINAZUKI     Mini Tomato Boom Boom! [18:42] TSUKISHIRO     Huh? What? [18:44] TSUKISHIRO     I guess Tsukishiro Mina of the Rabbit Force [18:47] TSUKISHIRO     is placing you under arrest for violating     the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy. [18:52] TSUKISHIRO     Kapow. [18:53] MINAZUKI     Onii-chan. Onii-chan. [18:57] KANJI     I don't know which Mina-san you are,     but you're cuter than Tsukishiro Mina. [19:04] MINAZUKI     Onii-chan. [19:06] BABY     Your mother was the previous Minazuki Mina. [19:10] MINAZUKI     My mom was? [19:11] BABY     She had you after retiring     from the Rabbit Force. [19:16] BABY     Mina powers are passed down to their     daughters, and the mother loses her power. [19:21] BABY     The previous Mina was being     hunted down by vengeful aliens [19:25] BABY     and was forced to go into hiding. [19:29] MINAZUKI     So that's why Mom left me with     my current dad and went far away. [19:36] TSUKISHIRO     Does that mean my mom was a Mina, too? [19:40] TSUKISHIRO     SpoLuna is starting. [19:48] MINA     I'm sorry! [19:50] KATO D     Tsukuda, we go live in three minutes! [19:53] MINA     Here. Tsukishiro Mina-san gave this to me. [19:56] KATO D     What? [19:57] MINA     It's exclusive video of Abductionites. [20:01] KATO D     Suzuki, we've got a new top story! [20:04] AD SUZUKI     Yes, sir! [20:13] SUIREN     This just in. [20:16] SUIREN     The recent major leaguer     disappearances have been solved. [20:27] NAKORU     Sorry, Mom. [20:29] NAKORU     I'm going to keep living here     even after I enter high school. [20:33] NAKORU     I love you, but I'm my brother's little sister. [20:43] NAKORU     You're hopeless. [20:45] KANJI     Mini hamburgers... [20:50] NAKORU     You're so hopeless. I'll make some right now. [21:08] TSUKUDA     My mom was the previous Tsukishiro Mina. [21:10] TSUKUDA     I find that hard to believe. [21:13] MUTSUMUNE     What? Why? [21:16] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san, we're the only ones     covering the major leaguer kidnappings. [21:21] AD SUZUKI     They're giving us an award. [21:23] KATO D     Good! It was our shrewd actions     that led to this triumph! [21:27] TSUKUDA     My, my. [21:28] KATO D     Cheers! [21:28] ALL     Cheers! [21:30] MUTSUMUNE     I'm not injured today! [21:31] MUTSUMUNE     Yes! Cheers! [21:36] SHIRAHIME     My, my. [21:36] MINA     Mutsumune-san! [21:38] HAZUKI     She's got it rough. [21:39] KATO D     Mucchi, are you okay? [21:41] AD SUZUKI     Call an ambulance! [21:43] KATO D     Seriously? What a pain in the rear. [23:08] ALIEN     Minas, I challenge you to ping pong. [23:11] ALIEN     If you lose, I will reveal     your embarrassing secrets. [23:15] OTSUKI     You're a Rallyan, a race of     ping pong-loving aliens. [23:17] TSUKUDA     He seems strong. [23:19] YUU     But who would accept your challenge     after that elaborate scheme? [23:23] TSUKUDA     I'll do it. [23:24] TSUKUDA     I need to get back to Earth soon for work. [23:26] MINA     In that case, let me handle this. [23:28] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,     "Deathmatch at One Thousand Kilometers." [23:32] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, we might really be     in trouble this time. [23:36] TSUKUDA     Yikes. E9 - Thousand Kilometers Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:55] TSUKISHIRO     Um, what should we do? [02:00] OTSUKI     Calm down. Let's see what they do first. [02:03] MINAZUKI     It's infuriating, though. [02:06] TAMAMUSHI     I'll kill them. [02:09] SATSUKI     I don't know who they are, [02:11] SATSUKI     but how long are they gonna     keep us locked in here? SIGN    #09 Deathmatch at One      Thousand Kilometers [02:20] KIRYU     Did you get in touch with them? [02:22] AD SUZUKI     Not a peep. We can't run the show like this! SIGN    Broadcast in 27 minutes [02:27] TSUKISHIRO     What are we going to do? [02:29] TSUKISHIRO     We got caught up something crazy again. [02:32] ALIEN     Rally, rally, rally. [02:34] ALIEN     Did you enjoy the gift,     Minas currently operating in Japan? [02:40] TAMAMUSHI     So you're the one who sent that blackmail disc. [02:43] SATSUKI     Secretly filmin' people is dirty. [02:46] OTSUKI     Should you be saying that? [02:48] SATSUKI     It happened when I was on my way home after     buyin' a copy of Monthly Weapons Magazine... SIGN    Satsuki [02:55] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI     Huh? What's this? [02:58] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI     Could be an exclusive tip. [03:02] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI     I'm so excited. SIGN    Behold all of Satsuki Mina's secrets [03:07] (Flashback) TSUTSUJI     Huh? [03:08] ALIEN     Sanae Tsutsuji—or rather, Satsuki Mina. [03:12] ALIEN     Come to the following location right away. [03:15] ALIEN     If you don't, I'll expose your     identity to the whole world. [03:20] (Flashback) MINA     You'll expose my identity... [03:23] (Flashback) TAKANASHI     To the whole world? [03:27] (Flashback) NAKORU     Did they send this to everyone else, too? [03:30] OTSUKI     Yeah. I got one, too. [03:33] OTSUKI     Like you, my only option was     to be captured by this UFO. [03:37] ALIEN     Minas. [03:40] ALIEN     I've been wondering, [03:43] ALIEN     you fancy yourselves     guardians of Earth's sports, [03:46] ALIEN     but how are your own sports abilities? [03:51] OTSUKI     You're a Rallyan. [03:53] MINAZUKI     You know what they are? [03:55] OTSUKI     Yeah. They're passionate ping pong fans. [03:59] ALIEN     Rally. [04:01] ALIEN     Minas, I challenge you to ping pong. [04:05] ALIEN     If you beat me, I'll release you     and won't reveal your identities. [04:09] OTSUKI     Huh. I wonder what you're planning. [04:13] ALIEN     I genuinely wish to play against you. [04:18] TAMAMUSHI     Yeah, right. After putting in all this effort? [04:21] TAMAMUSHI     Who would accept your challenge? [04:23] TSUKISHIRO     I'll do it. [04:25] TAMAMUSHI     What? [04:26] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro? [04:26] TSUKISHIRO     We just have to win, right? [04:29] TSUKISHIRO     Let's get started. [04:31] TSUKISHIRO     I'm in a hurry. [04:33] TSUKISHIRO     I need to get back to Earth soon for work. [04:37] OTSUKI     Fine. We accept your challenge. [04:40] OTSUKI     But you'd better keep your word. [04:43] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san. [04:46] OTSUKI     Try to calm down. [04:47] OTSUKI     Let's settle this quickly. [04:50] TSUKISHIRO     Okay. [04:52] TAMAMUSHI     Are you two stupid? [04:55] SATSUKI     All right! In that case, let me handle this. [04:59] SATSUKI     As a paparazza, I gotta make them     pay for secretly filming me. [05:05] AD SUZUKI     We're dealing with an emergency situation. [05:07] AD SUZUKI     It'd be great if you could fill in for us. [05:09] MUTSUMUNE     Roger that. I'll be right there. [05:14] MUTSUMUNE     Finally, the day has come for me     to make my SpoLuna debut! [05:19] MUTSUMUNE     I'm a bit disappointed     Suiren-san is out as well, [05:23] MUTSUMUNE     but my time begins today. [05:29] MUTSUMUNE     What?! [05:30] MUTSUMUNE     What is this? I'm dealing     with an emergency here! [05:34] MUTSUMUNE     Get out of the way! Move it! SIGN    Broadcast in 24 minutes [05:40] MINAZUKI     Satsuki-senpai, good luck. [05:45] TSUKISHIRO     I'm sorry I lost my composure earlier, but... [05:51] OTSUKI     Tell me. [05:53] TSUKISHIRO     Lately, my announcer job hasn't been going well. [05:59] TSUKISHIRO     Alien incidents have been on the rise recently. [06:03] TSUKISHIRO     Because of that, I've been     getting more Mina work. [06:06] TSUKISHIRO     I'm nearly late to the studio every day, [06:09] TSUKISHIRO     and I space out during the show     because I'm so tired. [06:14] TSUKISHIRO     Will I be able to keep working as an announcer? [06:21] OTSUKI     I was just thinking about the past. [06:24] OTSUKI     I was just like you when I was starting out. [06:27] TSUKISHIRO     You, too? [06:29] TSUKISHIRO     Come to think of it, what do you do normally? [06:34] OTSUKI     What? Well, uh... [06:37] OTSUKI     Satsuki. [06:41] SATSUKI     That's odd. The ping pong ball     looks awfully large. [06:47] ALIEN     This is a pretty long rally, Satsuki Mina-kun. [06:51] SATSUKI     This voice... [06:52] ALIEN     It's telepathy. [06:54] ALIEN     You're the rogue Mina. [06:56] ALIEN     Rumors say you defied your boss     and chose to quit the Rabbit Force. [07:01] SATSUKI     Shut up. I've got a huge dream. [07:06] SATSUKI     Someday, I'll publish the world's     sexiest collection of photos. [07:18] SATSUKI     So bold, so good. [07:22] ALIEN     Rally. [07:23] ALIEN     Satsuki Mina, face the facts. [07:32] ALIEN     You are a rogue Mina. [07:34] ALIEN     You'll die poor and alone in     a run-down apartment, rally. [07:39] SATSUKI     No! [07:42] TSUKISHIRO     Satsuki-san? [07:48] OTSUKI     Satsuki! [07:52] OTSUKI     Hey, Satsuki. [07:53] TSUKISHIRO     Satsuki-san. [07:53] MINAZUKI     Senpai. [07:55] ALIEN     Rally! [07:56] ALIEN     That's one victory for me! [07:58] SATSUKI     Money... money... rogue... money... [08:06] TAMAMUSHI     I see now. SIGN    Hypnotic Suggestion Device [08:13] TAMAMUSHI     Take a look at this. [08:14] OTSUKI     What is this? [08:16] TAMAMUSHI     It's a Rallyan's mental attack     disguised as a game of ping pong. [08:20] TAMAMUSHI     As their opponent watches the ping pong     ball monotonously bounce back and forth... [08:26] OTSUKI     I see. They're hypnotized     and end up like Satsuki. [08:31] ALIEN     Rally, rally, rally. [08:33] ALIEN     Minas, face the grudges     of the aliens you've arrested. [08:38] ALIEN     You'll suffer in prisons of your own     minds for the rest of your lives. [08:43] TAMAMUSHI     You scumbag. [08:45] TAMAMUSHI     I'll face you next. SIGN    Broadcast in 19 minutes [08:49] KATO D     What? Now Mucchi's missing, too? [08:52] KATO D     You can't be serious! Do something! [08:55] ONOUE     Kato-kun. [08:56] KATO D     Yes? [08:58] ONOUE     Believe in them and wait. [08:59] ONOUE     That's all I can say for now. [09:02] SATSUKI     Money... money... rogue... money... [09:06] MINAZUKI     You can do it, Tamamushi-senpai. [09:11] ALIEN     Rally. [09:13] ALIEN     Making small quick adjustments     to your posture mid-air [09:16] ALIEN     must diminish your focus considerably. [09:18] TAMAMUSHI     Shut up. [09:20] ALIEN     How long will your mind last? [09:24] ALIEN     Tamamushi Mina, people will only fuss     over you while you're still a child actor. [09:28] ALIEN     Once you become an adult,     no one will even look your way. [09:32] ALIEN     Study hard while you're young,     for life is short. [09:35] ALIEN     You shouldn't be wasting     your time on being a Mina. [09:46] ALIEN     Rally! That's two wins in a row! [09:49] TSUKISHIRO     Tamamushi-chan. [09:51] TAMAMUSHI     Child actor... adult... finished... [09:54] TAMAMUSHI     Child actor... adult... finished... [09:54] TSUKISHIRO     What? Child actor? [09:57] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro-kun. [09:59] OTSUKI     You're not the only one. [10:01] OTSUKI     Looks like Satsuki and Tamamushi     have their own worries, too. [10:06] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san... [10:08] OTSUKI     But I'll make them pay     for exploiting girls' weaknesses. [10:13] OTSUKI     I'll crush them. [10:15] MINAZUKI     Wait. [10:18] MINAZUKI     I'll do it. [10:19] OTSUKI     But you're still new. [10:21] MINAZUKI     Don't give me special treatment     just because I'm new. [10:25] MINAZUKI     I can't forgive what that     evil rabbit has done either. [10:28] TSUKISHIRO     Nako—I mean, Minazuki Mina-chan,     I don't think you should. [10:34] MINAZUKI     Don't worry about me, Tsukishiro-san. [10:36] MINAUZKI     Despite how I seem, I'm actually     exceptionally good at ping pong. [10:41] TSUKISHIRO     But... [10:43] OTSUKI     Fine, but you'd better beat them soundly. [10:47] MINAZUKI     I will. [10:49] ALIEN     Rally! You brother-lover! [10:53] MINAZUKI     Onii-chan! [11:01] MINAZUKI     Go, go, Kanji... [11:05] MINAZUKI     You can do it, Tsukishima... [11:07] TSUKISHIRO     Nako. [11:10] TSUKISHIRO     I'll be your next opponent. [11:13] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro... [11:15] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san, thank you     for listening to me earlier. [11:20] TSUKISHIRO     I'll do my best. [11:24] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro... [11:25] TSUKISHIRO     I promise I'll save the others, [11:28] TSUKISHIRO     and I swear I'll make it to     the SpoLuna broadcast on time. [11:32] ALIEN     Rally. Are you sure about that? SIGN    Broadcast in 14 minutes [11:49] MUTSUMUNE     I won't be beat. [11:50] MUTSUMUNE     Nothing will stop me     from arriving at the station. [11:59] SATSUKI     Rogue... money... [12:00] MINAZUKI     You can do it, Tsukishima... SIGN    Broadcast in 13 minutes [12:06] TSUKISHIRO     He's strong. [12:07] ALIEN     You talked some big talk earlier, [12:11] ALIEN     but SpoLuna is about to start. [12:14] ALIEN     Tsukishiro Mina—or rather, Tsukuda Mina. [12:17] ALIEN     What's more important to you? Your mission     as Mina or your announcer job? [12:22] TSUKISHIRO     Both. [12:23] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, don't listen to him. [12:26] ALIEN     That's bold of you to say. [12:28] ALIEN     The viewers haven't been missing     your recent screw ups. [12:32] ALIEN     Chase two rabbits, and you won't catch either. [12:35] ALIEN     Today you'll be fired from SpoLuna. [12:38] ALIEN     Tsukuda Mina the announcer     is already finished, rally! [12:44] TSUKISHIRO     No! [12:48] MINA     No! I don't want to stop     working as an announcer... [12:53] SUIREN     You worked hard until the end. [12:57] MINA     Suiren-san... [13:03] MINA     Is it really impossible to be Mina     and an announcer at the same time? [13:07] MINA     I won't make it to the broadcast     in time anymore. [13:10] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, stand up! [13:12] OTSUKI     Don't give up now! [13:14] OTSUKI     You've got an important job waiting for you! [13:18] TSUKISHIRO     That's right. I can't fall here. [13:23] TSUKISHIRO     Everyone at SpoLuna... [13:28] TSUKISHIRO     Suiren-san is waiting for me. [13:31] ALIEN     What, rally? [13:36] ALIEN     Rally? Rally, rally. [13:39] ALIEN     How dare you scare me like that, rally. [13:41] TSUKISHIRO     Mina... announcer... impossible... [13:44] TSUKISHIRO     Mina... announcer... impossible... [13:48] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro... [13:50] ALIEN     Otsuki Mina, you're the last one. [13:52] ALIEN     Will you give up and surrender? [13:55] ALIEN     If you abandon the match,     I'll expose your identities to the whole— [13:58] OTSUKI     There's no time. Let's get started. [14:01] AD SUZUKI     What? Seriously? [14:03] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san, I got a call from a police box. [14:06] AD SUZUKI     They found Suiren-san's     motorcycle on the beach. [14:08] AD SUZUKI     Something might have happened to her. [14:12] KATO D     What? [14:16] TSUKISHIRO     Mina... announcer... impossible... [14:19] ALIEN     Rally. [14:20] ALIEN     Does your heart ache for them? [14:23] ALIEN     There's no way they can all live two lives. [14:28] ALIEN     But you manipulated Tsukishiro with your words. [14:30] OTSUKI     I struggled with it at first, too. [14:34] OTSUKI     Like Tsukuda, I was caught between     being Mina and an announcer. [14:40] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san? [14:43] OTSUKI     But I took on the fate of being a Mina, [14:46] OTSUKI     so I have to work hard at both. [14:48] ALIEN     Rally? [14:49] ALIEN     Otsuki Mina, what's more important to you?     Your mission as Mina, or your announcer job? [14:53] OTSUKI     Both being Mina and being an announcer     are important parts of who I am. [14:59] OTSUKI     No matter how hard it gets,     I won't let go of either. [15:03] TSUKISHIRO     An announcer? [15:05] OTSUKI     I'll make sure Tsukishiro—     that Tsukuda makes it back to SpoLuna. [15:09] OTSUKI     We don't give up on our dreams or jobs. [15:11] OTSUKI     That's what it means to be a Mina! [15:15] OTSUKI     Here we go! [15:22] ALIEN     I lost, rally! [15:37] SATSUKI     Huh? What was I doin'? [15:42] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, are you okay? [15:45] TSUKISHIRO     Yes. Um... [15:48] TSUKISHIRO     I'm sorry. I made all those bold claims, but... [15:54] OTSUKI     What are you talking about? [15:56] OTSUKI     You worked hard until the end. [16:01] TSUKISHIRO     Could it be? [16:03] ALIEN     Impossible! There's no way I lost at ping pong! [16:09] ALIEN     I'll hijack all the airwaves in the world! [16:22] OTSUKI     What are you doing? [16:22] ALIEN     Watch idly as I expose your identities! [16:28] WOMAN     Good boys and girls, it's time     for the goodbye LunaLuna exercise. [16:33] WOMAN     Luna, Luna. Nalu, Nalu. Luna, Luna, Lu. [16:36] WOMAN     Raise your left hand and Luna, Luna, Luna. [16:39] WOMAN     Raise your right hand and— [16:42] HAIBARA     I am Pyokotan. [16:44] HAIBARA     I am Pyokotan. [16:45] HAIBARA     I am Pyoko— [16:47] TSUKISHIRO     This isn't good. [16:48] TSUKISHIRO     Once this show ends, SpoLuna is up next. [16:51] ALIEN     Rally? Why aren't my secret videos playing? SIGN    One Moment Please [16:55] BABY     Don't worry, Minas. [16:58] BABY     I've erased all the videos they secretly took. [17:01] BABY     Because you bought time playing ping pong,     I was able to hack the UFO's computer. [17:08] ALIEN     Rally... [17:12] OTSUKI     You'll pay for everything     you did to my juniors. [17:17] OTUSKI     But there's something     that doesn't make sense to me. [17:20] OTSUKI     Rallyan, your kind are simply     good at ping pong. [17:25] OTSUKI     You're not particularly intellectual aliens. [17:27] TAMAMUSHI     I see, and yet you employed     an elaborate scheme regardless. [17:32] TAMAMUSHI     Is there perhaps a mastermind behind you? [17:35] TSUKISHIRO     We can talk about this later. [17:37] TSUKISHIRO     Send us back to Earth right now. [17:40] ALIEN     Rally! [17:45] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro! [17:47] ALIEN     Rally, rally, rally! [17:49] ALIEN     R-Rally? [17:51] SATSUKI     How dare you. [17:53] MINAZUKI     Prepare yourself. [17:55] TAMAMUSHI     Just die already. [17:57] ALIEN     Rally... [18:01] TAMAMUSHI     Die! [18:02] BABY     Now, now. You're taking things     too far with all this violence. [18:06] SATSUKI     Noogie, noogie. [18:10] BABY     Oh my god. [18:16] SATSUKI     This is really bad. [18:23] ALIEN     Rally! [18:27] MINAZUMI     Where are we? [18:28] TAMAMUSHI     Nanashi must've teleported us here. [18:31] SATSUKI     Huh? Where are Tsukishiro and Otsuki-han? [18:35] OTSUKI     Tsukishiro, wake up. [18:38] BABY     This is bad. Otsuki and Tsukishiro,     get out of that UFO quickly. [18:42] BABY     If you stay in there, it won't be     possible for you to teleport— [18:47] OTSUKI     This can't be good. You mean     we have to figure it out ourselves? [18:53] MUTSUMUNE     What the heck is this? [18:58] OTSUKI     You're awake. [19:02] TSUKISHIRO     Did you protect me? [19:05] OTSUKI     The surface of our suits have     exceeded maximum safe temperatures. [19:08] OTSUKI     We might really be in trouble this time. [19:15] OTSUKI     Are you scared? [19:17] TSUKISHIRO     I'm fine. I'm not scared. [19:20] TSUKISHIRO     After all, Otsuki-san... [19:23] TSUKISHIRO     Suiren-san, I'm with you. [19:30] OTSUKI     What was that? I didn't hear you. [19:33] OTSUKI     The wind's too loud. [19:39] OTSUKI     Let's head home. The others... [19:42] OTSUKI     Luna TV is waiting for us. [19:45] TSUKISHIRO     Okay. SIGN    Broadcast in 50 seconds [19:53] AD SUZUKI     We're screwed! We won't make it in time! [19:55] AD SUZUKI     What should we do, Kiryu-san? [19:58] KIRYU     Now, now. I'll fill the air somehow. [20:02] KOZAI     Thanks for waiting. [20:07] AD SUZUKI     Kozai... [20:09] KOZAI     Now that I'm here,     there's nothing to worry about. [20:12] AD SUZUKI     But who called you? [20:14] KATO D     I did. [20:16] KATO D     Kozai's always so beautiful. [20:21] KIRYU     Thank you for coming. [20:24] KOZAI     Thanks for having me. [20:25] KIRYU     Right. [20:27] AD SUZUKI     We're going live in ten, [20:31] AD SUZUKI     eight, seven, [20:33] AD SUZUKI     six, five, [20:35] AD SUZUKI     four, three. [20:36] SUIREN     Kozai-san, excuse me. [20:38] MINA     This is the script, right? [20:38] KOZAI     Hey. [20:40] SUIREN     Good evening. I'm Koshu Suiren. [20:43] KIRYU     I'm Kiryu Daisuke. [20:45] MINA     And I'm Tsukuda Mina. [20:47] MUTSUMUNE     What? Where am I? [20:49] WOMAN     Oh, my. You're alive? [20:51] MUTSUMUNE     SpoLuna! [20:52] MUTSUMUNE     What about the SpoLuna broadcast? [20:54] WOMAN     It's already started. [20:56] MUTSUMUNE     Huh? What? [20:57] KATO D     This is unprecedented! [20:59] KATO D     Where in the world have they been? [21:03] ONOUE     But their bond has deepened. [21:05] KATO D     What? [21:06] ONOUE     It's a good thing. [21:08] ONOUE     Tonight, we'll celebrate in Giroppon as equals. [21:11] ONOUE     Soft drinks for Tsukuda, of course. [21:16] YOSHIMI     Excuse me. [21:17] YOSHIMI     I heard SpoLuna are regulars here. [21:20] YOSHIMI     Do you think they'll be arriving soon? [21:25] YOSHIMI     Huh? Will Tsukuda be coming? [21:33] SUMIRE     That Rallyan screwed the pooch. [21:38] SUMIRE     Earth's Minas did a fine job. [21:42] SUMIRE     But today was a test. [23:08] SUMIRE     Thanks for waiting, Tsukuda-san. [23:09] SUMIRE     I'm magazine reporter Nishiwa Sumire. [23:11] SUMIRE     I'm looking forward to working with you today. [23:12] TSUKUDA     So am I. [23:14] SUMIRE     By the way, what's up with Otsuki Mina? [23:16] SUMIRE     She's a total savage     and destroyer of sports facilities. [23:19] SUMIRE     Wouldn't it be better for     the world if she were fired? [23:22] TSUKUDA     No way. Otsuki-san is a wonderful person. [23:24] SUMIRE     Is that right? Come with me. [23:27] TSUKUDA     What? [23:28] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,     "I Came From Space." [23:32] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san, no matter what happens,     you must keep being an announcer. [23:35] TSUKUDA     Oh, Suiren-senpai... E10 - I Came From Space Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #10 I Came From Space [02:03] TSUKISHIRO     Run, everyone! [02:07] MAN     It's Tsukishiro Mina. [02:17] ALIEN     What do you think of this special big wave? [02:20] ALIEN     I'm this summer's star. [02:22] OTSUKI     I don't think so. [02:24] OTSUKI     Milian, I'm arresting you for violating     the Astral Civilization Non-intervention Policy. [02:33] OTSUKI     Go! [02:38] ALIEN     My giant tsunami generator! [02:44] OTSUKI     Aw, crud. [02:47] OTSUKI     Well, whatever. Everyone's been evacuated. [02:56] OTSUKI     Go, go, go! [03:06] OTSUKI     Ow... [03:08] OTSUKI     I'm sorry. Are you okay? [03:10] AD SUZUKI     I, uh... [03:15] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san... [03:18] OTSUKI     We'll meet again. [03:24] TSUKISHIRO     Otsuki-san. SIGN    Otsuki     Mina     destroys     public     property     again SIGN    Tsukishiro Mina apologizes [03:29] AD SUZUKI     I wonder if she has a boyfriend. [03:31] KATO D     Sheesh. Everyone's been mesmerized     by that damn rabbit. [03:36] KATO D     Because of Otsuki Mina     Japan's sports facilities... [03:38] KATO D     are an absolute wreck! SIGN    Tsukumi-cho Gymnasium [03:47] AD SUZUKI     I've heard her popularity has declined. [03:54] AD SUZUKI     Hello? [03:56] AD SUZUKI     What? Zatsudansha Publishing? [03:59] SUIREN     Athletes, thank you for another     fine performance today. [04:03] SUIREN     We hope you'll do your best again tomorrow. SIGN    See you tomorrow [04:09] AD SUZUKI     Okay, good. [04:17] TSUKUDA     It feels so strange. [04:17] AD SUZUKI     Good work today. [04:18] SUIREN     Good work. [04:19] TSUKUDA     I can't believe this person is Otsuki Mina. [04:20] KIRYU     Oh, right. Suzuki-san. [04:21] AD SUZUKI     Yes? [04:24] SUIREN     Tsukuda-san, do you have the scripts     for next week's mini segments? [04:28] TSUKUDA     Yes. They're right here. [04:32] SUIREN     Huh. [04:35] TSUKUDA     Well, see you again tomorrow. [04:38] TSUKUDA     Good night. [04:40] SUIREN     Good night. [04:43] KIRYU     Tsukuda has grown, hasn't she? [04:46] SUIREN     She still has a lot to learn. [04:48] SUIREN     Look. She got the kanji wrong. [04:51] TSUKUDA     The rabbit hippity-hops three hops. In total... [04:53] AD SUZUKI     Tsukuda-chan! [04:56] AD SUZUKI     I'm really sorry, [04:59] AD SUZUKI     but would you do an interview with a magazine     before coming to the studio tomorrow? [05:03] TSUKUDA     What? But we have     an important broadcast that day. [05:06] TSUKUDA     If I'm late... [05:08] AD SUZUKI     But you don't go on until the evening. [05:11] AD SUZUKI     Could you do the interview     real quick beforehand? [05:17] TSUKUDA     So, where am I doing it? [05:23] SUIREN     I did it again. [05:26] KIRYU     Hey. [05:28] KIRYU     The usual, please. [05:31] KIRYU     Hey, it's Otsuki Mina. [05:33] SUIREN     You like her? [05:34] KIRYU     I like her cleavage. [05:36] SUIREN     Pervy old man. [05:38] KIRYU     I don't dislike impish women,     but I bet dating her would be a challenge. [05:45] KIRYU     So, what's on your mind? [05:50] KIRYU     You're always like this. [05:53] KIRYU     You don't talk to me about anything. [05:55] KIRYU     I know you're a strong person,     but maybe you could share... [06:00] KIRYU     Suiren. [06:01] SUIREN     I thought you didn't like impish women. [06:03] KIRYU     Hey. [06:04] SUIREN     Thanks for the drink. [06:05] KIRYU     Wait. [06:07] BARTENDER     Why don't you have some tea, sir? [06:13] BABY     Otsuki, I can't believe you! [06:15] SUIREN     I know. I'm sorry. [06:17] SUIREN     But I can't stop myself when I become Mina. [06:20] BABY     Imagine what it's like to support you. [06:24] BABY     At least you have the top arrest rate. [06:27] SUIREN     Am I really that uncute? [06:31] BABY     What are you...? [06:34] SUIREN     Not that you liking me does me any good. [06:39] SUMIRE     I'm finally here. [06:41] SUMIRE     So this is the Harajuku     I've heard so much about. [06:44] SUMIRE     These humans are clamoring about     like ants gathering around sugar. [06:49] TSUKUDA     I remember that idol. [06:51] TSUKUDA     Anyway, I wonder where the interviewer is. [06:55] TSUKUDA     If they don't show up soon,     I'll be late to the studio. [06:58] SUMIRE     Thanks for waiting. You're Tsukuda-san, right? [07:00] TSUKUDA     Who are you? [07:02] SUMIRE     Magazine reporter, uh... Nishiwa Sumire. [07:07] SUMIRE     Nice to meet you. [07:10] TSUKUDA     What? You're the reporter? [07:14] SUMIRE     Don't just stand there.     We've got an interview to do. [07:17] SUMIRE     There are tons of places I want to go. [07:19] TSUKUDA     Wait! [07:30] TSUKUDA     Um, Ms. Reporter? [07:33] TSUKUDA     What exactly are you reporting on? [07:35] SUMIRE     What? Uh, your day off. [07:38] SUMIRE     The article is called "Touring Harajuku     on Announcer Tsukuda's Day Off." [07:42] TSUKUDA     I see. SIGN    Best Friends [07:47] SUMIRE     Huh? [07:54] SUMIRE     Otsuki... [07:59] SUMIRE     Tsukuda-san, you frequently meet     the Minas through work, don't you? [08:04] TSUKUDA     What? Yes, I suppose. [08:06] SUMIRE     What's up with Otsuki Mina? [08:08] SUMIRE     Is she really a super violent savage? [08:10] TSUKUDA     Of course not.     Otsuki-san is a wonderful person. [08:14] TSUKUDA     Sometimes she goes too far,     but I still don't even compare to her. [08:20] TSUKUDA     ...Is what Tsukishiro Mina said. [08:23] SUMIRE     Uh huh. [08:25] SUMIRE     But she's destroyed     tons of sports facilities, right? [08:28] SUMIRE     What's your opinion on that? [08:31] TSUKUDA     Well... [08:32] SUMIRE     Normally she'd be fired. [08:34] SUMIRE     I guess we'd be fine. Japan has other Minas. [08:38] TSUKUDA     We can't fire her. [08:40] SUMIRE     I see. So you're taking     Otsuki's side after all. [08:42] TSUKUDA     What? [08:44] SUMIRE     Come with me. [08:51] MAN     What are those? [08:53] WOMAN     Aliens? [08:55] TSUKUDA     What is that? [09:11] REF     The winner is Muscle Mask! [09:17] SUIREN     Who will claim the top spot     as the world's best martial artist? [09:20] SUIREN     BattLuna King has already     completed its third match. [09:24] COMMENTATOR     That was an impressive fight. [09:26] IDOL     I'm so excited. [09:29] SUIREN     Let's switch over to the next competitors. [09:33] SUIREN     Reporter Mutsumune-san. [09:34] MISTER SUNSET     One, two, three, four. [09:34] MUTSUMUNE     Hello. In the red corner     is a very pumped up Mister Sunset. [09:39] MISTER SUNSET     I'm all pumped up. [09:41] KIRYU     I see. Looking good. [09:41] MISTER SUNSET     By the way, Mucchi-san,     do you like guys like me? [09:44] MUTSUMUNE     Of course I do. [09:44] AD SUZUKI     Maybe Tsukuda-chan's interview is running long. [09:45] MUTSUMUNE     I love fighting men. [09:47] AD SUZUKI     I need her to swap in for Mucchi-san soon. [09:47] MISTER SUNSET     Then maybe I'll dedicate today's battle to you. [09:50] MUTSUMUNE     Really? Thank you. [09:53] MUTSUMUNE     Don't you dare show up, Tsukudani. [09:56] MUTSUMUNE     I may only be filling time until you     get here, but I finally seized this job. [09:59] MUTSUMUNE     I won't hand it over so easily. [10:02] MUTSUMUNE     What is that? [10:04] ALIEN     Lucha! [10:10] ALIEN     The Luchachites have taken over this arena! [10:14] ALIEN     Lucha! Lucha! Lucha! [10:16] ALIEN     Best martial artist in the world? [10:19] ALIEN     We'll show you our strength. [10:22] SUIREN     Stop what you're doing. [10:23] ALIEN     Lucha? [10:25] ALIEN     Lucha. [10:28] ALIEN     Luchacha Style! [10:32] IDOL     My D-cups! [10:35] MUTSUMUNE     Suiren-san? [10:38] KIRYU     You jerks. [10:40] ALIEN     Lucha, lucha! [10:41] KIRYU     Hey! Cut that out! [10:42] MUTSUMUNE     What should I do? [10:44] OTSUKI     Enough! [10:48] OTSUKI     Luchachites, you're all under arrest! [10:58] TSUKUDA     Who are you? [11:00] SUMIRE     Now, now. Have a seat. [11:03] SUMIRE     Do you want soda or some other soft drink? [11:05] TSUKUDA     You lied about being a reporter. [11:06] TSUKUDA     You're an alien, aren't you? [11:08] TSUKUDA     What are you planning? [11:09] SUMIRE     Oh, shut up. [11:11] SUMIRE     Let me ask you this. [11:13] SUMIRE     What do you know about the Rabbit Force? [11:16] TSUKUDA     What? [11:19] SUMIRE     I came all the way here for work, you know. [11:23] SUMIRE     Though I doubt you know anything about that. [11:26] TSUKUDA     Work? [11:36] OTSUKI     Stop! [11:41] OTSUKI     You jerks! [11:46] OTSUKI     Crud. [11:58] MUTSUMUNE     Otsuki Mina is on a wild rampage once again. [12:00] MUTSUMUNE     I narrowly escaped danger myself. [12:02] PERSON 1     Be careful! Watch it! [12:05] PERSON 2     We nearly got caught up in the fighting! [12:08] OTSUKI     Sorry. [12:09] ALIEN     That's enough, Otsuki Mina! [12:11] ALIEN     Lucha, cha, cha. [12:13] ALIEN     If you care about this earthling,     then do as we say. [12:18] KIRYU     Don't worry about me. [12:25] ALIEN     I said don't move! [12:30] ALIEN     Prepare yourself, cha! [12:33] ALIEN     This might tingle. [12:38] BABY     Otsuki, why are you hesitating? [12:40] BABY     Arrest them. [12:43] OTSUKI     But... [12:47] OTSUKI     I could blast him, but if I'm     not careful, then Kiryu-kun... [12:52] OTSUKI     I must pick one of two choices. [12:54] OTSUKI     I... [12:56] (Flashback) OTSUKI     You should seize everything you want. [13:01] OTSUKI     What should I do? [13:05] TSUKUDA     Don't! [13:05] SUMIRE     Whoa, there. Calm down. [13:08] SUMIRE     Since we have the opportunity,     let's watch her work. [13:11] SUMIRE     Let's see if your senior can do     her job as a Rabbit Force member. [13:16] KIRYU     Otsuki Mina, don't worry about me! [13:19] KIRYU     Hurry up and blast them! [13:21] KIRYU     Where's your spunky spirit? [13:24] OTSUKI     I... I'm not as strong as you think I am. [13:31] OTSUKI     I can't abandon you. [13:41] OTSUKI     No! [13:42] ALIEN     This ends now. [13:49] ALIEN     Lucha-cha-cha? [14:12] KIRYU     Impossible... [14:13] KATO D     Suiren? [14:15] NAKORU     She's Otsuki Mina? [14:19] TSUTSUJI     This is gonna be huge. [14:25] MUTSUMUNE     Suiren-san. [14:37] SUIREN     This is who I really am. [14:45] KIRYU     Why didn't you tell me? [14:50] KIRYU     Did you really trust me so little? [14:54] SUIREN     Kiryu-kun... [14:56] KIRYU     I'm sorry. I don't want to hear it right now. [15:12] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai... [15:14] SUMIRE     Oh, come on. [15:16] SUMIRE     She failed to arrest them, and     her identity was revealed to the earthlings. [15:20] SUMIRE     What a hopeless old lady. [15:28] SUMIRE     This is a space sweet potato. [15:31] SUMIRE     It contains a hundred times     more fiber than one of Earth's. [15:35] SUMIRE     Anyway, why is my transformation vegetable     a potato when I'm so hip with the times? [15:42] YAYOI     Because you cannot choose it yourself. [15:47] TSUKUDA     Transformation? Could it be? [15:53] SUMIRE     Jujitsu. [15:58] NARRATION     Fake magazine reporter     Nishiwa Sumire is actually [16:02] NARRATION     a Rabbit Force inspector from     the Mina Planet thousands of light years away. [16:10] NARRATION     Her name is Shiwasu Mina. [16:12] NARRATION     She's a super famous rich girl Mina. [16:35] ALIEN     Who are you? [16:43] ALIEN     What is this music? [16:45] ALIEN     The ring belongs to men! [17:01] FAN 1     Sexy and cute! [17:02] FAN 2     She's so sexy and cute! [17:21] SHIWASU     Luchachites, I see exactly     how lovely and tough you are. [17:27] ALIEN     Really? [17:29] SHIWASU     Yes, so I have a suggestion. [17:33] SHIWASU     I'm thinking of spending my allowance     on a present for your star system. [17:41] SHIWASU     I call it the Lucha-cha Colosseum. [17:45] SHIWASU     With this, you can enjoy space     martial arts as much as you want. [17:49] ALIEN     Perhaps that would be better. [17:52] ALIEN     We've never experienced     anything so incredible in our lives. [17:56] ALIEN     Thank you, Shiwasu Mina. [18:01] SHIWASU     As a Main Rabbit Force member,     I'll overlook this policy violation. [18:08] TSUKUDA     Shiwasu Mina? [18:11] TSUKUDA     What's the Main Rabbit Force? [18:14] YAYOI     It's a force based out the Mina home planet. [18:17] YAYOI     Lady Shiwasu leads one such company. [18:23] SHIWASU     Listen up, everyone. [18:25] SHIWASU     I am Shiwasu Mina, a Rabbit Force inspector     from the very distant Mina Planet. [18:33] SHIWASU     I am here to accuse Otsuki Mina. [18:36] SHIWASU     People of Earth, Otsuki has been fooling you. [18:42] SHIWASU     Look at this insane expression. [18:45] SHIWASU     She's not fighting to protect you. [18:48] SHIWASU     She's just going on violent     rampages because she enjoys it. [18:53] SHIWASU     She breaks all kinds of things. [18:55] SHIWASU     She put some of you in danger just now. [18:59] SHIWASU     Don't you think Otsuki is terrible? [19:03] FAN 3     Yeah! Otsuki sucks! [19:06] FAN 4     She fooled us! [19:08] FAN 5     I don't care about her anymore! [19:09] FAN 5     From now on, it's Shiwasu-chan time! [19:11] SHIWASU     Thank you, everyone. [19:13] SHIWASU     I will reform this planet's Rabbit Force. [19:17] SHIWASU     I will drive out     the violence-loving Otsuki Mina! [19:22] SHIWASU     Say it with me! [19:24] SHIWASU     No more! [19:25] ALL     Violence! [19:26] SHIWASU     No more! [19:28] ALL     Otsuki! [19:29] SHIWASU     Three, two, one! [19:32] ALL     Yeah! [19:43] BABY     Shiwasu Mina is the unruly daughter     of an influential family on the home planet. [19:49] BABY     I won't make it out of this unscathed. SIGN    Resignation [20:11] AD SUZUKI     She didn't have to quit. [20:13] KATO D     You idiot! She's been     fooling us this whole time! [20:17] KATO D     How much violence do you think     Otsuki Mina has caused? [20:20] KATO D     If we try to protect her, there's no telling     what could happen to SpoLuna. [20:28] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai! [20:35] SUIREN     Keep being an announcer,     no matter what happens. [20:39] TSUKUDA     What? [20:40] SUIREN     You can make it without me now. [20:44] TSUKUDA     No, wait! [20:50] TSUKUDA     Suiren-san... [20:58] SUMIRE     Hey. That was rough, huh? [21:00] SUMIRE     I'm sure your ridiculous senior     made you suffer, too. [21:04] SUMIRE     Otsuki was a problem     on the Mina home planet, too. [21:10] SUMIRE     Hup. [21:11] SUMIRE     I'm putting together a No More Otsuki campaign. [21:15] SUMIRE     You'll help, right? [21:17] TSUKUDA     Why would I? [21:19] SUMIRE     I order you to as Earth's commanding     member of the Rabbit Force. [21:24] SUMIRE     Nanashi has been demoted. [21:26] SUMIRE     He deserves it for letting     Otsuki do as she pleased. [21:33] SHIWASU     I expect a positive response, soulmate. [21:37] SHIWASU     See you later. [21:41] TSUKUDA     Suiren-san, what should I do? [23:08] SUMIRE     I'll take total control of Earth's     unique sports culture and totally protect it. [23:13] KATO D     If we broadcast this script criticizing     Otsuki as written, SpoLuna will be saved! [23:17] TSUKUDA     What? [23:18] KIRYU     Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't     even accept her when she was hurt. [23:22] TSUKUDA     Kiryu-san. [23:23] BABY     Shiwasu is the commander now. [23:25] BABY     If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. [23:27] TSUKUDA     Nanashi. [23:29] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,     "Last Announcement." [23:32] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai, you mustn't give up. E11 - Final Announcement Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    #11 Final Announcement [01:57] SUMIRE     Earthlings, good morning. [02:01] SUMIRE     I, Shiwasu Mina, will be replacing Otsuki Mina [02:06] SUMIRE     and taking over managing Earth's     unique sports culture and, uh... [02:14] YAYOI     "Protecting." [02:16] SUMIRE     Yeah, I'll totally protect it. [02:21] SUMIRE     Anyway, what was it? Sportsmanship? [02:24] SUMIRE     Make sure you play with that. [02:26] SUMIRE     I love all of you. [02:31] YOSHIMI     See? Weird, right? [02:33] YOSHIMI     All Mina sites have been shut down     and rewritten as Shiwasu Mina sites. [02:38] KANJI     Even your Tsukishiro Mina site? [02:41] YOSHIMI     That Shiwasu lady seems fishy to me. [02:44] YOSHIMI     At first I kind of liked her because     she was a cute and sexy pacifist, [02:50] YOSHIMI     but her methods are kind of arrogant. [02:53] HENCHMINA     Rebel spotted. [02:56] YOSHIMI     I feel like we're under her control now. [03:01] KANJI     Yoshimi! [03:04] KANJI     Hey, are you okay? [03:06] YOSHIMI     Shiwasu-sama rules. [03:09] YOSHIMI     No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu! [03:14] YOSHIMI     No more Otsuki! Welcome Shiwasu! [03:14] KANJI     Yoshimi has lost his mind. [03:19] MOCHIMURA     Is it true that announcer Suiren quit Luna TV? [03:23] TSUKUDA     Yeah. [03:25] MOCHIMURA     And now you're the main caster of SpoLuna. [03:28] TSUKUDA     Yeah. SIGN    Getsuyuu SIGN    Tsukudani [03:31] TSUKUDA     I am main caster Tsukuda Mina. [03:34] TSUKUDA     I'd like to start by apologizing     on behalf of the program [03:38] TSUKUDA     for the scandal caused by Koshu     Suiren, who quit last week. [03:49] TSUKUDA     I can't say this. [03:52] TSUKUDA     What would Suiren-senpai do? [03:56] (Flashback) SUIREN     Hey, you. [03:58] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     Huh? [04:00] (Flashback) SUIREN     You worked hard until the end. [04:08] (Flashback) SUIREN     That looks painful. Hold on. [04:13] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     Thank you. [04:15] (Flashback) SUIREN     Would it be all right if I interviewed you? [04:18] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     Why? I'm the pitcher of the losing team. [04:22] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     Nobody would watch a story about that. [04:27] (Flashback) SUIREN     You're right. When you consider     ratings, maybe it's a dumb idea. [04:33] (Flashback) SUIREN     But even though you lost,     you still gained something important. [04:37] (Flashback) YOUNG TSUKUDA     What? [04:38] (Flashback) SUIREN     And communicating that is     an important part of my job, too. [04:44] TSUKUDA     I wanted to be like her. [04:49] TAKURO     Being trusted with the show     can't be easy for Mina. [04:53] TAKURO     Maybe juggling both school and     work is too much for her after all. [04:58] MIKASA     She's got three jobs, honey. [05:01] MIKASA     She's a high school student,     an announcer, and Tsukishiro Mina. [05:08] TAKURO     Wait a minute. [05:09] MIKASA     Being a Mina is passed from mother     to daughter through her genes. [05:14] MIKASA     And Mina is, in fact, a Mina. [05:17] TAKURO     What are you talking about? [05:20] MIKASA     Didn't I tell you? I used to be a Mina. [05:25] TAKURO     No way. I thought you were joking. [05:28] MIKASA     Do you not want me if I'm a Mina? [05:33] TAKURO     No matter who you are,     my love for you will never change! [05:38] MIKASA     Okay, okay. [05:40] MIKASA     Look. Your mother managed to get everything. [05:43] MIKASA     See, Mina-chan? [05:47] TSUKUDA     Mom... [05:50] TSUKUDA     Good morning. [05:58] TSUKUDA     Um... [06:00] MUTSUMUNE     Apparently, Kiryu-san quit, too. [06:02] TSUKUDA     What? [06:05] ONOUE     This may be the end of SpoLuna. [06:08] KATO D     If I may, the staff will do everything     in its power to win back the public's trust. [06:12] ONOUE     Fully cooperating with Mina's total     management is our station's directive. [06:17] AD SUZUKI     But... [06:18] KATO D     So Suiren quitting wasn't enough     to earn their forgiveness. [06:22] TSUKUDA     Why? [06:24] KATO D     Because she was Otsuki Mina, obviously. [06:27] AD SUZUKI     We don't have a choice. [06:29] AD SUZUKI     We'd be fooling the viewers otherwise. [06:33] KATO D     SpoLuna is my dream. [06:37] KATO D     Yesterday, I gave you     a script criticizing Otsuki. [06:40] KATO D     If we broadcast it as written,     SpoLuna will be saved. [06:43] KATO D     Please. You gotta protect my dream! [06:53] TV     Tootle-oo! [06:55] TV     Thank you for waiting. [06:57] TV     It's time to announce     this week's top Mina in the universe. SIGN    Astral Mina Ranking SIGN    Otsuki Mina [07:01] TV     Otsuki Mina didn't even make it     into the rankings, so who placed first? SIGN    Shiwasu Mina [07:07] TV     It's Shiwasu Mina. [07:10] SUMIRE     Heck yeah! [07:14] YAYOI     You're in a good mood, miss. [07:16] SUMIRE     Huh? [07:17] SUMIRE     What is it, Yayoi? [07:19] YAYOI     Nothing. I was just thinking     this matter has grown quite serious. [07:22] YAYOI     We may end up needing to shoot     all earthlings with a brainwashing beam. [07:29] YAYOI     If word of this reaches the home planet... [07:32] SUMIRE     I know, I know. [07:35] YAYOI     This all started because Otsuki Mina took     your universe's number one Mina spot. [07:40] YAYOI     I thought you were just going to get back     at her by being a little nasty to her. [07:45] SUMIRE     Quiet! [07:46] SUMIRE     What if someone's listening? [07:50] YAYOI     If you raise your voice like that,     someone will hear you. [07:56] SUMIRE     Anyway, what am I going to do? [08:02] SUMIRE     Answer the door. We have a guest. [08:05] SUMIRE     Hold on. We're a thousand meters in the air. [08:08] YAYOI     She's here. [08:09] SUMIRE     Who? [08:10] YAYOI     Otsuki Mina. [08:13] SUMIRE     What? [08:18] SUMIRE     Wait a minute. [08:20] SUMIRE     Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything? [08:25] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai did what? [08:27] KIRYU     Yeah. She's going to quit being a Mina, too. [08:31] KIRYU     She said, "Chase two rabbits,     and you'll catch neither." [08:35] KIRYU     Not only did I get in her way, but I couldn't     even accept her when she was hurt. [08:50] (Flashback) SUIREN     Keep being an announcer,     no matter what happens. [08:56] TSUKUDA     What should I do? [08:59] TSUKUDA     I'm glad you're here. What should I do? [09:03] BABY     I have a message from the new     commander regarding the future. [09:06] TSUKUDA     What? [09:08] SUMIRE     Hey. How's it going? [09:10] SUMIRE     Otsuki Mina just turned herself in. [09:14] SUMIRE     She's been kicked off the Rabbit     Force for neglecting her duties [09:18] SUMIRE     and causing social unrest. [09:20] SUMIRE     She's been stripped of her Mina powers, too. [09:23] TSUKUDA     No. [09:25] SUMIRE     Now you have to swear loyalty to me. [09:28] TSUKUDA     But... [09:29] SUMIRE     Or will you suffer the same fate as Otsuki? [09:32] SUMIRE     If your identity is exposed, you won't be     able to keep working as an announcer. [09:36] SUMIRE     Your show might get canceled first, though. [09:40] SUMIRE     Well, later. [09:42] TSUKUDA     Nanashi! [09:43] BABY     Shiwasu is the commander now. [09:46] BABY     If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. [10:00] KATO D     The continued existence of the new     SpoLuna is riding on this one chance! [10:03] KATO D     Give it everything you've got, team! [10:05] KATO D     Follow the script, Tsukuda. Got it? [10:10] NIKAIDO     Yeah! No problem! [10:19] TSUKUDA     Good evening. I am main caster Tsukuda Mina. SIGN    Tsukuda     Mina [10:23] TSUKUDA     As of today, SpoLuna begins anew     with a brand new lineup. [10:28] TSUKUDA     Assisting me is... SIGN    Mutsumune Escartin [10:31] MUTSUMUNE     Hello. I'm Mutsumune Escartin. [10:34] TSUKUDA     And our commentator is     former major leaguer Nikaido-san. [10:38] NIKAIDO     Okay! You can count on me! SIGN    Nikaido Takeshi [10:41] AD SUZUKI     They're off to a good start. [10:43] KATO D     Yeah. [10:46] SUMIRE     Since I used my authority     to put a little pressure on her, [10:49] SUMIRE     Tsukishiro-chan will be forced to yield. [10:52] SUMIRE     You've got a good junior.     You have nothing to worry about. [10:59] TSUKUDA     I'd like to start [11:01] TSUKUDA     by apologizing for the scandal caused by     Koshu Suiren, who quit last week... [11:10] KATO D     What's she doing? [11:14] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai, don't give up. [11:18] KATO D     Hey, that's not what the script says! [11:22] AD SUZUKI     Kato-san, we're on air. [11:24] KATO D     Let go of me! My dream! [11:28] TSUKUDA     Otsuki Mina-san told me to seize everything. [11:32] TSUKUDA     Suiren-senpai told me we gain     something important even when we lose. [11:37] TSUKUDA     I want all of that, too. [11:40] TSUKUDA     Both winning and losing. [11:42] TSUKUDA     Both happiness and disappointment. [11:46] TSUKUDA     All the things I encounter. [11:48] KATO D     I'm done for! [11:51] AD SUZUKI     Are you sure about that? [11:53] AD SUZUKI     The viewers aren't idiots. [11:59] TSUKUDA     That's how I feel now. [12:01] SUIREN     Could it be? [12:03] SUMIRE     That dumb girl. [12:05] NIKAIDO     What? [12:08] MUTSUMUNE     Tsukudani... [12:13] ONOUE     What is she doing? [12:16] SUIREN     You idiot. Are you trying     to lose your announcer job? [12:22] TSUKUDA     Jujitsu. SIGN    Tsukishiro [12:44] WOMAN     Tsukishiro Mina is always so pretty. [12:54] KANJI     Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina? [12:56] YOSHIMI     What?! [12:58] NIKAIDO     Unbelievable! [13:02] TSUKISHIRO     As both Tsukuda Mina and Tsukishiro Mina, [13:06] TSUKISHIRO     I want it all! [13:08] ONOUE     She did it. She doesn't mean     to give up on anything. [13:14] ONOUE     It's the viewers who will decide now. [13:29] HENCHMINA     Tsukishiro Mina is breaking through the armor. [13:33] SUMIRE     Damn that dumb kid. [13:41] TSUKISHIRO     Isn't that right, Senpai? [13:46] SUIREN     You dummy. [13:48] SUMIRE     Ouch... [13:51] SUMIRE     You think you can get away with doing this? [13:52] TSUKISHIRO     Let's go, Suiren-senpai. [13:54] SUMIRE     Hey! [14:00] SUMIRE     Otsuki Mina and Tsukishiro Mina are under     arrest for escaping and assisting an escape. [14:06] SUMIRE     All vessels, open fire. SIGN    Caster Tsukuda is Tsukishiro Mina?! [14:20] BABY     You must be Kiryu-dono. I have a request. [14:24] KIRYU     You... [14:25] BABY     There's no time. [14:27] BABY     I'd like you to broadcast this. SIGN    Tsukishiro [14:31] WOMAN     You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina. [14:34] ALL     You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina! [14:36] ALL     You can do it, Otsuki Mina! [14:38] ALL     We're counting on you, Otsuki Mina! [14:39] ALL     You've got this, Tsukishiro Mina! [14:41] ALL     You can do it! [14:43] ALL     Good luck! [14:48] KANJI     You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina! [14:57] NAKORU     Jujitsu. [15:01] TAKANASHI     Jujitsu. [15:05] TSUTSUJI     Duwah! [15:08] TSUTSUJI     No, wait. I mean Jujitsu. [15:17] BOTH     Jujitsu. SIGN    Shiwasu's vessel opens fire!! [15:28] AKIYAMA     Jujitsu. [15:30] AKIYAMA     I'll be back, master. [15:42] HARUMINA     Time for Jujitsu. [15:46] KISARAGI     Here we go, yo. [15:48] SHIMOTSUKI     Kisaragi-sensei. [15:54] GUARD A     Kiryu-san, please. [15:56] GUARD A     You can't go in there. [15:57] KIRYU     Oh, yeah? [16:00] GUARD A     Hey, stop! [16:06] KIRYU     I've got the scoop on     the criticism against Otsuki! [16:09] KIRYU     Broadcast this! [16:10] NIKAIDO     You no longer work for SpoLuna. [16:18] KIRYU     Mutsumune! [16:21] MUTSUMUNE     You can count on me, Kiryu-san. [16:25] KATO D     Don't let Mutsumune leave! [16:26] AD SUZUKI     But... [16:34] MUTSUMUNE     Someone help! [16:38] ONOUE     We'll play this during the show. [16:42] MUTSUMUNE     Ono P? [16:44] KATO D     What are you talking about? [16:45] KATO D     What about the script?     Who's going to be the announcer? [16:49] ONOUE     I'll do it. [16:50] BOTH     What? [16:51] ONOUE     Despite how I seem, I used to be     in the announcer club, you know. [16:59] SHIWASU     You think you can defeat me,     commander of Earth's Rabbit Force? [17:03] SHIWASU     I'll make you do hard     mochi-pounding labor on the moon [17:06] SHIWASU     or ship you off to a frontier planet. [17:09] SHIWASU     All ships, destroy them! [17:20] SHIWASU     What? [17:25] TAMAMUSHI     Cherry Teardrop! [17:32] MINAZUKI     Mini Tomato Boom Boom! [17:39] SATSUKI     Here we go! [17:46] AKIYAMA     Lotus Revolver! [17:54] SHIMOTSUKI     Kisaragi-sensei, you finally acknowledged me. [17:59] KISARAGI     Sure. [18:05] SHIMOTSUKI     Sensei! [18:15] TSUKISHIRO     Guys... [18:18] SHIWASU     Are you...? [18:21] MINAZUKI     Our feelings are united. [18:23] SATSUKI     That's right. Shiwasu-han,     we don't consider you our commander. [18:28] TAMAMUSHI     Can you afford to antagonize     all of Japan's Minas? [18:33] BABY     Your plot will be exposed soon. [18:36] BABY     Take a look at this. [18:39] ONOUE     The SpoLuna staff have acquired     the truth about Shiwasu Mina. [18:45] ONOUE     Take a look. [18:47] SUMIRE     I know, I know. [18:49] YAYOI     This all started because Otsuki Mina     took your universe's number one Mina spot. [18:54] YAYOI     I thought you were just going to get back     at her by being a little nasty to her. [18:59] SUMIRE     Quiet! [19:00] SUMIRE     What if someone's listening? [19:03] SUMIRE     Wait a minute. [19:04] SUMIRE     Couldn't I blame Otsuki for everything? [19:08] ONOUE     As you saw in this video,     this disturbance was a plot [19:12] ONOUE     created by Shiwasu Mina because     she was jealous of Otsuki Mina's popularity. [19:17] SHIWASU     Crap! How did they get this? [19:20] BABY     I secretly filmed you. [19:23] TSUKISHIRO     Senpai, look. [19:27] VOICE     You can do it, Otsuki Mina! [19:27] VOICE     You can do it, Tsukishiro Mina! [19:32] TSUKISHIRO     Senpai. [19:33] SUIREN     I feel like kicking some butt now, too. [19:36] TSUKISHIRO     Nobody will complain about it today. [19:38] TSUKISHIRO     Should we do it? [19:39] SUIREN     Yeah. [19:42] SUIREN     Jujitsu. [20:11] SHIWASU     Oh, fine. I'll just destroy all of you. [20:20] OTSUKI     Let's do this, Tsukishiro. [20:21] TSUKISHIRO     Yes, Senpai. [20:24] SHIWASU     Take this! [20:36] BOTH     Go! [21:02] YAYOI     What shall we do, miss? [21:06] SHIWASU     Now that it's come to this... [21:09] SHIWASU     We'll have to temporarily     retreat to the Mina Planet. [21:12] SHIWASU     See you later, earthlings! [21:19] TSUKISHIRO     Senpai. [21:30] AD SUZUKI     We're being flooded with calls and messages [21:32] AD SUZUKI     in support of announcer Suiren     returning to Luna TV. [21:37] ONOUE     That settles that. [21:40] KATO D     Ahem. To the future success of SpoLuna. [21:46] KATO D     Cheers! [21:48] ALL     Cheers! SIGN    Tsukishima Shopping Center [22:15] MAN     Are you working at Luna TV this morning? [22:18] WOMAN     We heard you got the morning show. [22:20] MAN     Good luck. [22:22] TSUKUDA     Thank you. [22:23] TSUKUDA     I'll do my best again today. [22:31] TSUKUDA     Wait! [22:33] TSUKUDA     I mustn't run, even if I'm running late. [22:43] VEGETABLE MAN     Mina-chan. [22:46] VEGETABLE MAN     Chew on this. [22:49] TSUKUDA     Thanks, mister. [22:55] TSUKUDA     Jujitsu. [22:59] TSUKISHIRO     I'd better hurry. SIGN    See you later [24:25] HAIBARA     A strange rumor is spreading     among part-time workers. [24:28] HAIBARA     According to information we received,     the female part-timer is a bespectacled beauty [24:33] HAIBARA     who takes various part-time     positions all over Japan, [24:36] HAIBARA     leaving powerful impressions     on the people who meet her. [24:39] AD SUZUKI     H-san—no, Haibara Minamo-san, [24:42] AD SUZUKI     who are you really? [24:45] HAIBARA     You've grown, Suzuki-san. [24:47] TSUKUDA     Next time on Getsumento Heiki Mina,     "The Legend of Akiyama Mina." [24:51] HAIBARA     Now that's a secret. [24:53] TSUKUDA     Whoa!